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April 30, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Witnessing The COMPLETE COLLAPSE of American Society | Guests: Gavin McInnes and Anthony Cumia

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anthony cumia
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elijah schaffer
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gavin mcinnes
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michael hennessey
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elijah schaffer
Well, there's a point of view you ask a black person to move.
Check this out.
Live footage from the Austin Metcalf murder.
I know it's a little too soon.
This is what happened.
Watch.
Excuse me, good sir.
anthony cumia
Would you mind moving out of my seat, please?
unidentified
Nah, nigga.
anthony cumia
I'd rather kill you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's the kind of humor we bring to the show today.
Top quality stuff.
You can expect a lot more of that coming up.
We actually, this is what compound-censored money brings you.
That's why I told him, I said, fuck you guys, man.
I'm taking Qatari money.
So that's what we've got here.
It's pretty good stuff.
This is actually about what?
So 15 bills.
So 15 bills more than an average compound-censored host gets paid.
So that's good.
We got a great show for you guys today.
Today we got our guest.
We'll introduce him in a second.
Anthea Anthony.
anthony cumia
Anthea.
elijah schaffer
Kamaminina.
anthony cumia
That's me, Anthea Kamaminiya.
elijah schaffer
Kamamni.
They call me Ant-Man, as they do.
And speaking of the Ant-Man, the actual Ant-Man, Ant-Man.
anthony cumia
Yes.
gavin mcinnes
Well, to be clear.
Where is Ant-Man?
Anthony is the Ant-Man.
I am a member of the Ant Army.
I'm a fan.
And Anthony's fans, he insists, call themselves Ant Army members.
What is the saying?
elijah schaffer
His slogan that he says?
gavin mcinnes
His slogan is leave some sugar out for the Ant-Man.
elijah schaffer
It's so creative, man.
It's shocking to me that people wonder how you ever got canceled or how you ever didn't have a career earlier in life with that type of creativity.
Man, I'm feeling a little bit ashamed of my own show.
anthony cumia
That's amazing.
I can't take all the credit for it because Gavin is heavily responsible for the namesake.
And, you know, sometimes Gavin comes up with something a little crazy, puts a name to it, kind of sticks.
gavin mcinnes
It sticks.
If you've noticed, the Ant Army's going to storm the Capitol next year.
Kill some cops.
michael hennessey
I already got in trouble with the Capitol.
gavin mcinnes
I don't need it again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he almost just went to prison for five years for two years.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, shit.
You were there.
elijah schaffer
They just let him out.
unidentified
I'd break you out with my giant man-made.
anthony cumia
Shoot through concrete.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, we always know.
Whatever Gavin shoots onto you typically sticks, Anthony.
So anyway, we got to talk about a lot of these stories today.
Plus, black people are still there and they're doing what they're doing.
We had a woman interrupt an Islamic gathering.
And God knows what we need more in this world is women involved in politics at more extreme levels.
I'm getting excited.
Plus, Canada, we were talking about last night, has fallen apart.
It looks like soon it will be Kaneda.
It's already basically Indian.
And Tim Hortons is now Sing Hortons.
But the total collapse of the community is at hand.
And that's why we're having a good time today.
Anyways, it's approximately 3-something p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is a special episode of Compound Censored, slightly offensive.
Make sure you support the show.
We're live there right now.
Let's start the show.
We're right up the street from Parkland Community.
We're about to commit another Sandy Hook with the Ant-Man Fan Club.
Let's go.
Speaking of those who instigated those ideas and said that we should do that, the one, the only leader of those people who's the man and the brains behind those great ideas, Anthony Kumia.
Welcome to the show.
anthony cumia
Thank you for having me, Elijah.
Big fan, big fan.
Love the dance segments.
Anytime you can start a show with a dance segment, means you're either a rug-chewing lesbian or a lie.
I love it.
elijah schaffer
Well, they say there's no difference sometimes.
anthony cumia
No, I love to dance sing.
Yeah, people but know me.
No, I love to dance.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
That's what they said.
They said, hey, whether it comes to storming capitals, committing mass shootings, or dancing, we can't figure out which one he likes better, but it's one of the three.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
Dropping end bombs in there, too, because we're not talking about what you actually really like to do.
Oh, don't say the real.
Oh, I forgot we were doing the what I don't like.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
Buying you some freedom there.
Of course, on my right, the one, the only Gavin McGinnis of originally, you still don't, you call your show Get Off My Lawn anymore.
That's that's all that's over.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, I do.
You may want to tune into your own network.
elijah schaffer
No, you have, but you had a new show I was on called Cops and Robbers.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, that's a different show.
That's Thursday nights.
elijah schaffer
I know, but that's why I got confused because it's no one.
I thought I was going on Get Off My Lawn.
anthony cumia
I don't know anymore.
gavin mcinnes
My main show is Get Off My Lawn.
Cops and Robbers.
Thursday nights.
We have four cops come in and one felon, and we watch police videos every Thursday night.
elijah schaffer
You could do that on the street corner of Brooklyn, too.
You know what I mean?
It's like there'll be two felons and four cops.
gavin mcinnes
Ant and I watch nothing but police videos and both our significant others have complained that all our entire relationship, and I'm talking about my relationship with my wife and his relationship with his girlfriend, is just hearing black women screaming.
Really?
Like, it's our fireplace.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's a very nice thing to say.
And I know, obviously, in this career, too, everyone knows that your significant others, particularly women, have a really easy time with the things that go on and that happen in this industry and they love it.
Shout out to the wives who love that we do this, right?
gavin mcinnes
No.
Behind every great man is a great woman freaking the fuck out, begging him to stop.
anthony cumia
Please quit.
elijah schaffer
Please quit.
Don't why stop all your head.
That's what they say.
You know, we don't even like this.
gavin mcinnes
I bet Josephine was like, fucking stop.
Stop conquering.
elijah schaffer
Seriously?
Now, you know what?
It is true.
And, you know, people said they conquered cities for faces that looked like mine, too.
So that's actually true.
That was a late-stage Roman Empire, though, not the earlier part, right?
Speaking of people that they did conquer the world for, Afina, feminine faces, one, the only, Michael Hennessy of Snowflake News.
Welcome to the show.
michael hennessey
Hey, happy to be here, man.
I can see I'm a little underdressed, but I am ready to join the army.
gavin mcinnes
Why are you wearing so many clothes?
michael hennessey
It gets cold in here.
gavin mcinnes
70 degrees in here.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, it is a little warm, but not still a little Floridians.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, they're the Africans of America.
elijah schaffer
You know, it really does, it really does feel like that.
And one of the problems with South Florida is no matter how wealthy of a zip code you live in, there are black people everywhere.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
Especially here in Boca.
I was surprised.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
You think we'd have a lot less, but no, covered.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can't get away with it.
And the problem with this is that it's a great place to open up a Dodge Charger dealership.
You know what I mean?
gavin mcinnes
I live in a very, very white part of Westchester.
And the two things you notice about all white neighborhoods in New York State is, especially if you're near New York, one thing they love to do is brag about how diverse they are for some reason.
And secondly, they cherish, cherish the blacks.
We have they worship them.
Like there's a black guy at my local.
He drinks for free because they're so happy to have a black.
anthony cumia
He's quick with a joke.
unidentified
Hold on, light up your smoke.
gavin mcinnes
The UPS guy, they have like balloons for him.
unidentified
Like they fucking like a TV show or a commercial.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, exactly.
anthony cumia
They love black they have.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the question that I have for black people: why?
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of whys that I have.
I have my wallet stolen by a black guy last week in Del Rey.
And, you know, the average home price down that zip code is $6.8 million.
You know, so it's like $6.8 million, which will buy you a studio in where you live these days here.
So that's pretty close.
But yeah, they stole my wallet.
And I always ask myself, why do I always try to not be racist?
Why am I always trying to, you know, have the benefit of the doubt?
When every time I have the benefit of the doubt, I get fucked.
You know what I mean?
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, I think we're done with that word, that concept, that whole thing.
You're behaving badly.
Like last night, I got into it with this black dude.
I said my local.
I don't go there anymore.
My real loco, he comes in.
He's with his skeleton chubby, methed out white girlfriend, and they want to use the fucking plug to charge their phone.
They order a water.
And I go, just get out of here.
Get out of here.
And he goes, it's a public space.
I go, it's not a public space, actually.
You're thinking of a library.
anthony cumia
You hold no authority at this place, right?
gavin mcinnes
That's that's a very controversial question.
anthony cumia
Well, I'm just pushing my mic away.
Am I okay?
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to squeeze it in here because it's uh, it's uh, it was in your face.
anthony cumia
So yeah, most people would say good.
elijah schaffer
Blocking the arm, the big black thing was blocking your face.
You look too comfortable.
You were like this behind it, like it was like covering your face.
anthony cumia
I got you.
unidentified
All right.
gavin mcinnes
But I was seeing, I like that question, though.
Like, I don't own the bar, obviously, but it's my local.
It's part of my community.
I go there every day.
And as I said to the barmaid, who was mad at me for starting shit with this guy, I'm a patriarch.
So my job is to maintain society.
Like we were at the airport once, and this guy, some Pajit was in a wheelchair.
And I'm like, I don't think you're paralyzed.
And my wife is like, we can fucking stop.
We're at customs.
And I'm like, this is my society.
I have to be the culture.
So who's going to discipline him if not me?
anthony cumia
Maybe we need to do more of that.
michael hennessey
Did you wear the outfit during all this?
unidentified
When you're at the bar this 21st, okay, I'm a member.
gavin mcinnes
I'm the head of the ant army.
michael hennessey
Okay, I just wanted to make sure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're like coming like, yeah, they say Americans are crazy.
I was, you're never going to believe me, but I was in line for my surgery to help fix my spinal cord.
And this guy in an ant costume starts accusing me of faking my disability.
gavin mcinnes
It's a way of life.
elijah schaffer
That's a way of life.
No, you know, that's what they say.
The Karens, we'll call them Darrens now, right?
The male Karens.
It's the Karens and the Darrens.
They actually are protecting society.
And I was thinking about this.
You walk around, and you ever seen black people play their speakers on like buses and on subways with the intention of trying to start shit?
Have you ever seen them do that?
anthony cumia
I've never seen that.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they'll play it loud and they look at you like, what are you going to do about it?
anthony cumia
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then they send out their goons like Carmelo Anthony so that you kind of remember, hey, they might stab me in the heart if I asked them to quietly turn the music down.
That actually might happen.
But the problem is, is that, you know, I always remind people, we used to own these people.
You know what I mean?
gavin mcinnes
This show's getting a lot more racist than I thought it would be.
We're really going full.
No, no, I'm not saying we should own them.
I didn't know what I signed up for here.
elijah schaffer
I'm not saying we should own them because that would be a bad trade deal.
Now, they don't behave anymore.
gavin mcinnes
Well, so you know what I mean?
At least back then, I'm talking about how you should just avoid any kind of confrontation because you're going to get stabbed.
anthony cumia
No confrontation.
You know, you got to be the de-escalate guy or just don't pay attention.
I don't care what happens anymore.
People go, oh, I was on the subway, and if I saw that, I'd pin the guy down or shoot him or whatever it is.
Like, now you're just in more trouble.
Walk away.
Like, I don't care what happens because, first of all, you have a chance of getting killed.
And then if you're not killed, you're probably going to go to jail for just defending yourself or other people on the train.
So especially as an armed citizen, you don't want to do anything to have to pull that gun out.
Avoid it at all costs.
So I walk away.
I'm no hero on the train like Daniel Penny.
gavin mcinnes
I mean, look what happened to him.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
He escaped by the skin of his teeth, but he was looking at a serious jail sentence, prison sentence.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but the problem with this crime thing is that I walk around, and this is what's so insane.
A black guy comes over, steals my wallet out of my shoe.
Because this is, this is where I was.
gavin mcinnes
I thought that was a joke.
That really happened.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, this is a big lesson listening to women.
Okay.
So women have one drink, and they all of a sudden turn into these like ethereal, like white women, these ethereal, like goddesses of the new age or something.
Like my wife barely ever drinks.
She's breastfeeding.
We go out on a date.
She has one drink.
And all of a sudden, she's talking about star signs, you know?
And then we're walking and we're walking.
And I'm going, we're walking down the street.
She goes, a drum circle.
It's a new moon.
We need to let our energy out.
And I go, what the?
When did this happen?
Like, she's like a born, like, she's like a Christian, like a good Christian.
No, I'm not, but she is.
And I'm like, what is this?
And she's like, come with me, dance.
We got to, we got to let the energy.
We got to move.
And I'm like, okay, that's the big problem.
So we go to the drum circle.
And then I'm seeing some black people standing around.
I'm going, hey, I don't want to, I don't want to leave our stuff here.
But she goes, this is where I made the mistake.
Don't worry about it.
Just dance with me.
I listened to a woman and then I came back and my shit was jacked and a black guy was walking, walking around his bike.
gavin mcinnes
So did he take your whole wallet or just the money?
elijah schaffer
No, he took everything they had there.
Cards, wallet.
It was a $400 wallet.
It was my thing.
anthony cumia
Go through the money and they go, maybe he needs his credit cards.
unidentified
I'm going to be cool with this motherfucker and let him have his credit cards and ID and shit.
gavin mcinnes
Leave him 20 bucks.
elijah schaffer
Oh, a medical card.
Yeah, his kids might get sick tomorrow.
He's like, that one in the shoe.
gavin mcinnes
Was that around here?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, up in Del Rand, Atlantic Avenue, you know, right?
Right in the thing.
And they jacked it.
And it's like, there was only one black guy standing around.
And then someone's like, yeah, you went into your shoe and grabbed your stuff.
And I was like, there was one in the whole group of like 100 people and he stole my wallet last week.
Isn't that Owen Benjamin?
Someone stole his bike when he was nine.
He's still mad about it.
At least I should be like Carmelo Anthony's dad and say, I forgive you.
What do you think about Carmelo Anthony's dad?
anthony cumia
Enough of that crap.
gavin mcinnes
What the fuck?
anthony cumia
Yeah, why would you do that?
It's so, he killed your son.
Just your basic genetics, the love of a father to a son, just perpetuating your family lineage should kick in and be like, er, like animals do that.
It's ingrained in their head.
You have to be so fucked up to not want to kill the person that we talked about this before.
gavin mcinnes
And I said, go to a bear's cub and fucking see how well you do.
And then the Ant-Man, of course, goes, go to a duckling.
unidentified
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
And it's, you don't have to do bears.
anthony cumia
No.
gavin mcinnes
Go to a fucking, I've never tried this, but I'd imagine if you grab a baby snake around a fucking gardener snake, you're in trouble.
unidentified
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
It's gonna come and bite your hand and piss and shit on you.
Like, can we at least get above animals?
Can that be our baseline, please?
anthony cumia
Can we?
gavin mcinnes
If you kill my son, we're in trouble.
michael hennessey
I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
You know, I will say this, though.
We're gonna swap out the guest with the real CEO apparently coming of gaysex.com.
michael hennessey
Wow.
elijah schaffer
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It kind of sucks, right?
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Environmental toxins, the food that we eat, just being straight, being gay and weak, it also does it to you too.
Now, what's kind of crazy is people think they have high T levels, but even if you have high levels, you're still about half as what adults had in the 1950s.
You ever notice the difference between people like Gavin and Kumia?
It's because they don't give a fuck because they have high testosterone and they don't listen to women because they don't care.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're welcoming our guest is back.
Who the hell is this?
We got Ant-Man, Anthony Kumia.
Who the hell is this?
unidentified
Tony.
elijah schaffer
Can you get up to your mic, please?
unidentified
Tony.
elijah schaffer
Tony.
How'd you get it?
What are you doing?
Are you the guy who stole my wallet?
You look like him.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Same style.
You got to pull your mic towards you.
unidentified
Sorry, buddy.
Here we go.
Here you go.
gavin mcinnes
Testing.
elijah schaffer
Pull it down towards you.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
You're good.
There you go.
Perfect.
So, yeah, now that you've stonewalled the show, so what's going on here?
unidentified
You know, I just think you're such a talent.
And Anthony and Gavin and I want to support our network.
And, you know, our network.
gavin mcinnes
So you're involved in compound censorship.
unidentified
Yes.
Okay.
So I am one of the founders.
Oh, wow.
gavin mcinnes
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy about this?
You just warned me about what's odd when someone brings their prostitute to an event.
And then, what is this, Anthony?
Why did you bring him here?
I thought you said you were leaving him at the hotel.
unidentified
Well, I got the ball out of my mouth and unchained out.
anthony cumia
Can't shoot him.
unidentified
Yeah.
And I forgot to take this off.
elijah schaffer
Well, it looks really good on you.
You can tell you're a poor guy with a nice watch, man.
unidentified
Thanks, buddy.
elijah schaffer
How much was that?
unidentified
I don't know.
Gavin and I are twinning.
gavin mcinnes
Is that you got the submariner there?
unidentified
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Those are 27K.
anthony cumia
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
unidentified
Real zots.
gavin mcinnes
They're worth.
They're now worth like they've gone up to like 35K.
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony cumia
Because I see the guys in New York City when I go up there and they're just going, whatches, whatches, whatches?
What is what's?
unidentified
And it's like 10 bucks.
anthony cumia
15 bucks for a really good one.
gavin mcinnes
No, there's something going on, dudes, with this competence crisis where used boats are now worth way more than they were originally.
anthony cumia
How do you even know this?
gavin mcinnes
I don't know.
I talked, I'm a chatty Kathy.
I'm always talking to people.
But making a boat has become so rare because no one knows what the fuck they're doing that a good, like, I don't know, 25-footer is like 120 grand.
So no one's buying that.
So if you have a fucking okay 15,000 boat, you're selling it for 20k.
And these Rolexes are so fucking rare now.
You've got to be in a year and a half waiting list.
And if you had one for 27K, it's worth like 35K now because it's idiocracy and no one knows how to make anything anymore.
anthony cumia
It's a target though, isn't it?
Aren't you just like showing off for people that want to rob you or hurt you?
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, I don't wear it in the city much.
unidentified
I was at the hard rock last night and there was like 20 guys eyeing me.
Like I just follow this guy in the bathroom and hit him over the head.
I mean that many black people out there at the hard rock, huh?
gavin mcinnes
No, it's funny.
I had a weird scene in London where these like gypsy type romains, I could see them looking at me and talking and like setting up a whole thing.
And I was like, we got to get the fuck out of here.
And like went out the back and stuff.
elijah schaffer
Hey, are you hated by Rumble?
anthony cumia
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You want to hear the weirdest thing that happened?
So we, so, no, so we got pinned on the front page and then and then they moved us to the top spot, like the automatic video player.
And then all of a sudden, within like 30 seconds, we were, we're still in the pin, so you can still find us the editor's picks, but then we were like moved off the front page because of the pics.
And I was wondering, I've never seen that before.
I never, I didn't know what that was.
And I was like, oh, they must have a problem because they did this with Fuentes too, you know?
But I was like, oh, they must have like, someone must have got the call.
You know what I mean?
gavin mcinnes
And been like, oh, I know who told me the inside scoop on that.
And that's because of the Proud Boys terrorism designation.
unidentified
I was going to say that in Canada or what?
gavin mcinnes
Canada.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
They're like legit terrorists in Canada.
unidentified
Yeah.
Really?
gavin mcinnes
Not the KKK.
anthony cumia
No, no, no.
gavin mcinnes
They're fine.
Really?
elijah schaffer
Why are they terrorists?
unidentified
It's all virtue signaling because Gavin's got the biggest falls on earth.
His brother's having a bachelor party and they had announced Proud Boys are international terrorists in Canada.
I go, Gavin, I don't think you should go.
They're going to throw you in like, you know, a room for two days and question you.
I go, what happened?
He goes, oh, it's all automated.
I just did my passport thing and walked right into the country.
I'm like, they're just virtue signaling.
gavin mcinnes
If he was really Osama bin Laden, or it's the competition crisis and they're not good enough to stop me at the port.
Because in London, I know Proud Boys that have to spend like five hours every time they travel, especially Irish.
unidentified
Or Nick Quinta's Canadian guy, the redhead guy, gets like.
elijah schaffer
I get stuck.
I always get questioned, pulled aside in Australia to my visit.
gavin mcinnes
I know I sound like a fed when I say this.
I've never been stopped once, questioned once.
Now, one possibility is if they're investigating you, there's a little tag that says, don't stop this guy.
Don't fuck with our investigation.
anthony cumia
Oh, right.
gavin mcinnes
That could be it.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's, but the question is, is like, I get stopped in Australia.
Actually, I don't want to, I don't want to dox myself so badly, but like, you know, I'm like a, I'm like a resident of Australia, but like, I haven't gotten my physical green card yet.
And it's held up in the home office in ASIO in their FBI, you know?
gavin mcinnes
And they want release right there.
Do you want to move them?
elijah schaffer
No, no, I just have that so that I can travel freely with like my, like, for instance, like, uh, like, I would like to, to work hard enough to wear like my family, I could just go with my kids and stay for, you know, four or five months or whatever, or get a small apartment out there near the in-laws and like be out there and go freely, you know, watch them for a month or whatever, and not have to keep applying for visas, be out for three months.
And I've also thought about like regularly maybe even opening up a version of what I do of in Australia because they have a really bad media apparatus and maybe getting an American base.
I have a few funders that might want to do something out there.
gavin mcinnes
They suck at it.
elijah schaffer
They suck at me.
gavin mcinnes
Every other country sucks.
elijah schaffer
Canada sucks at media, at political media.
Europe sucks.
unidentified
State-run media.
gavin mcinnes
Well, you know, you guys are saying what they're up against.
elijah schaffer
Our media is good.
gavin mcinnes
Rebel is a great media company.
They are arrested, thwarted, canceled, banned.
Like running Rebel is a fucking Jewish.
unidentified
But why is it?
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
But Avi and I shared the same ideas.
And I wanted to work with him on the yes or no referendum.
And he said that Rebel wouldn't work with me because of my views on Israel.
So he cared more about Israel than about a referendum in Australia, which rubbed me the wrong way.
I'm bigger than him online.
He was the biggest person in Australia.
We could have worked together.
He wouldn't even shake my hand or look me in the eye and walked away.
This is on camera because I did, because of my views on Israel.
And it was like, hey, well, then who do you care about more?
Do you really care about Australia or do you care about Israel?
I'm not saying that Ezra has the same views because Avi's his own person, but Avi was willing to sacrifice a very important referendum combo.
He said he would do a show and canceled.
And it's like, to me, that's what I don't like about a lot of the media in these other countries is like they seem to still not be fully like Australia first, Canadian first.
We got a lot of like big guys here that really love our country.
Like they're really sold out for America.
I feel like you still have a lot of that like kind of dual Israeli shit.
gavin mcinnes
I don't know, dude.
America's 10 times the size of Canada.
So what does Canada have?
They have Rebel.
They have True North.
What does Britain have?
They have a bunch of, yeah, GB News.
They have a bunch of very independent guys who support Tommy Robinson.
I would say that's the line in the sand.
If you support Tommy Robinson, you're Britain first.
If you don't, you're not.
anthony cumia
Isn't Australia like worse than the United States when it comes to being able to say shit, though?
elijah schaffer
It's worse than the UK.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's why I left.
anthony cumia
Why would you want to go there for another?
elijah schaffer
Because we're running out of time.
Because we'll run it through America.
So there's a lot of, I have a lot of loopholes there with ASIO and stuff because I'm an American politics.
unidentified
At least you can go there, Colin.
We've got one paradigm.
gavin mcinnes
You did, right?
unidentified
Why'd you get banned?
gavin mcinnes
I don't know.
I was going to do a tour with Alex Jones and Milo.
unidentified
And, you know, good luck with that.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
The local lefties just launched a campaign.
They said, and Tommy Robinson was going to be part of it, too.
anthony cumia
The Alex Gines.
Marlowe.
gavin mcinnes
And they said it will endanger Australians.
And I forget who it was.
It was like Lauren Southern or someone.
They go, the only people that are going to be hurt on this tour would be Tommy, Alex, Gavin, and Milo.
It's not like we're going to be like, all right, guys, we're here.
unidentified
Let's fuck up some facts.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
gavin mcinnes
And I'm not just banned in the country.
I can't go there.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
Well, Candace can't either.
But that's from the Australian Jewish lobby did that one.
Yours was just leftists, right?
That wasn't like a, that wasn't like a racially.
Because you're pro-Israel or whatever country.
unidentified
Yeah, pretty much.
elijah schaffer
Except for Israel.
Except for that one time.
Except for that one time with that.
What do you think about that Adam King, though?
You know, he's launching another tour on this.
gavin mcinnes
That doesn't make me an anti-Semite.
It makes me an anti-Adamite.
I said, Nick and what's his name were smart enough to ask the guy, if you had to get rid of one religion, would it be Islam or Catholicism?
And I'm like, obviously he's going to say Islam.
That's where we're both at now.
And he goes, Catholicism.
And I'm like, well, I was sold a bill of goods here that is not what I signed up for.
This guy wants to eradicate my religion and we're debating together.
So I walked out.
But everyone goes, like, that was you admitting you lost or something.
Well, yeah, kind of.
Was the debate we definitely lost because I was in bed with a fucking Catholic hater.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
But that doesn't mean I hate Jews.
No, I love Jews.
Everyone's talking with Jan about this, the ant-man at the bar.
I'm done with like not people not taking culpability.
White people have this self-destruct button, this ethnomasochism where everything is their fault and they let everyone walk all over them.
Just like at the bar last night where I got in the fight with that skell and the barmaid was like, if you just let them charge their phones and drink water, we wouldn't have had any of this trouble.
And I'm like, no, I'm not fucking bowing my head anymore and letting people walk all over me.
unidentified
And they go, well, one of the reasons that white people do that is the Jews control the media.
gavin mcinnes
And we were saying, okay, that's like the whole like crack flooded the hood.
They flooded the hood with crack.
Okay, don't do it.
If you flooded the studio with crack pipes, I'd go, holy shit, Elijah's a crackhead.
unidentified
I wouldn't be like, well, I got no choice.
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Well, I can't say the same thing.
What are you doing at this table?
gavin mcinnes
Arm your desires.
unidentified
It's a loss of critical thinking.
You know, I was in first class on the way down here.
gavin mcinnes
As one does.
elijah schaffer
Rolex is a first class.
unidentified
Elderly Jewish woman in front of me.
And she goes, So, where are you from?
To the guy to the right of her.
And he goes, I'm from Canada.
And she goes, Oh, you probably hate us and you probably hate Trump.
I hope he dies of an embolism, a stroke, a heart attack.
And I just wanted to put my face right in the van.
elijah schaffer
And her crotch?
unidentified
Wait, let's just fucking kill him.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
unidentified
Fuck this guy.
You know, I wanted to like, you know, hey, you said either hope he dies of a heart attack.
You would shoot him if you.
elijah schaffer
No one heard that.
You just go, you just go like this, ready?
And I just want to.
unidentified
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
And then you came back to your mic.
elijah schaffer
I was like, all right.
unidentified
Sorry.
Well, the mic was in the way of this.
But anyways.
elijah schaffer
These are gated circuits.
gavin mcinnes
And you can speak into your mic.
Those people hate traitors.
The two things they hate are Trump and traitors.
They want to kill them both.
But if you kill the president of the United States, you're a traitor.
That's the main guy.
unidentified
100%.
gavin mcinnes
You're killing.
unidentified
You're wanting the president to die.
That's what I'm saying.
gavin mcinnes
You know what I've noticed has been going on recently?
A lot of people, like, we're having TDS fatigue.
And I know a lot of my friends, family members, they're like, oh, fucking, I'm going on vacation with my, you know, my brother-in-law, my brother.
And I always used to say, just avoid the subject of Trump.
Don't ruin your relationship with your family member.
Just keep it smooth.
And I think that is a good initial thing to say.
But you've had a few beers and you're with your cousin and it's day four.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, you're already, you're hungover.
You've recovered, hungover, and you've covered it again.
gavin mcinnes
And you've been getting this abuse, like Trump sucks and conservatives are racist and blah, blah, blah.
And after a while, you start going, you know what?
You're a fucking moron.
And everything you've said the entire past four days has been horseshit.
You don't need when you go to register to vote, you have your birth certificate and your fucking ID.
That's how women who are married explain the different last names.
That's been going on since marriage, which predates Christianity.
Of course, you have a different name.
anthony cumia
It's called ID.
They're trying to make it so married women can't vote.
How do you not see that with them?
Blacks also.
Blacks cannot possibly get an ID.
It's impossible.
unidentified
They're not them.
Yeah, they're saying they're not smart enough.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
It's the most racist thing coming from the left.
gavin mcinnes
So eventually, like kids with your relatives, like a hundred times.
I do not blame you if you fucking snap at the July 4th party barbecue and you go, you know what, Kevin?
You have Down syndrome.
And everything I've listened to for this entire day has been fucking horseshit.
unidentified
A student from Washington State last week, he's a Pakistani American.
He has a MAGA hat on.
He's walking by a bar.
Two professors come out and beat the shit out of him.
No way.
I swear to God.
Professors.
And they have in their pictures, they have the cross and the sickle or whatever, the hammer and sickle.
And these guys, when the police catch up to him, they go, what just happened here?
You just beat up a student, your professor.
He goes, yeah, you know, he's a right-wing extremist.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, okay.
Free to go.
unidentified
He has a MAGA hat on and he's explaining to the cop, like the cop is going to say, oh, free to go.
They got arrested.
We're going to reinstate them.
But enough independent media people shined a light on it.
It went viral and they fired him yesterday, day before.
elijah schaffer
You're telling me you can get fired for beating the shit out of one of your subordinates?
unidentified
Yeah, that's a hate crime because he's a Pakistani Muslim person of color getting beat up by two white guys.
Yeah.
They're like, fuck you, MAGA.
elijah schaffer
My racism doesn't know who to support in this.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
gavin mcinnes
I wonder if it was, if it was like two Packy professors who beat up a white dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
I wonder if that would have the same, especially in fucking Vancouver.
unidentified
Well, think of this.
Two professors with MAGA hats on beat up a guy that has an anti-foss shirt that's a Muslim like from Pakistan.
It's a hate crime.
It's international news.
It would.
gavin mcinnes
I had not heard the story you just said.
unidentified
No one has heard it.
gavin mcinnes
Did you guys hear about that?
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't hear about it at all, but probably because I don't usually mind if Pakistanis get injured.
gavin mcinnes
You know what I mean?
unidentified
He might have been East Indian, but he's right on the border there.
I couldn't tell.
elijah schaffer
It's like the war.
You know, oh, two, two countries that I don't want to visit and don't like are at war with each other.
I hope they don't nuke each other.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you know, it's like, you know, one washes their hands and walks around a black box and the other worship demons.
anthony cumia
You know, it's like, I don't know if Pakistan or India have nukes.
elijah schaffer
They say they do.
anthony cumia
I've heard that never.
They have never anything in either of those countries that would lead me to believe they could make anything more than like an M80.
gavin mcinnes
No, from my understanding, all they can make is food poisoning.
There's no fucking way they're making.
elijah schaffer
From my understanding, it was either from the USSR or Israel, the best understanding that they were able to acquire some and maintain them.
But then through Israeli intelligence, that's why India is so pro-Israel, is that Israel is able to help them maintain their nuclear arsenal, which is like several warheads apparently, in exchange for the unequivocal support.
So that's from my understanding of why Indians are so supportive of Israel.
And also, the reason why they're so supportive of India, Israel, why would Israel support India?
Because Indians are Hindus and they're one of the only countries that absolutely hates Muslims.
And so it's nice to have an ally in Asia that's like very anti-Islam.
And so there's sort of this duplicit, you know, backup of like, oh, hey, we can always, you know, you don't actually, nice thing about India is if you ever want to take it over and like Gaza, you don't have to blow that shit up and turn it into a shithole.
It already is.
You know what I mean?
There's no war that has to be done.
You just got to bring some bulldozers and push the trash out.
unidentified
Owen Benjamin says there's no nukes and he has some great not only in India and Pakistan.
anthony cumia
He just doesn't think they exist at all anyway.
Which is really hilarious.
unidentified
I think 90% of the stuff he says in Hiroshima was rebuilt in like a year.
anthony cumia
He's got an excuse for everything.
unidentified
He's got a whole fallout.
I mean, he does have a fairly fast.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, wait, so he says that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not bombs.
anthony cumia
They just were bombed.
They were just a firebomb like Dresden was.
unidentified
Yeah, and there is nothing.
gavin mcinnes
That is a new one.
elijah schaffer
Because they rebuilt it quickly, right?
There's no fallout.
unidentified
Yeah, they talk about the fallout and everything.
gavin mcinnes
There's plenty of fallout.
Dude, talk to anyone in Japan.
You go to ER in Japan and there'll be a guy with a hand of the size of this table, someone with four eyes, and like an ant-man.
anthony cumia
Godzilla, anyone?
unidentified
Yeah, so they rebuilt it and we're like, oh, this freaks are going to have to live with.
gavin mcinnes
Freaks all over that fucking area.
anthony cumia
But he also says that the tests that we saw, the Trinity test and whatnot in New Mexico and Nevada, that those are all fake because why didn't the camera get nuked?
They show those houses and then they implode and blow up.
unidentified
So why do that's what I, you know, you've never heard of zooming?
anthony cumia
They look like who's recording the alarm strong when he walked off the ladder onto the moon.
Yeah, the camera was on the lunar module, but you can't argue with, like, Owen has some really bizarre takes on things.
But again, I don't know if he's just trolling.
He might just be.
gavin mcinnes
But he does evolve too.
Like, he does.
You could ask him in a year and he'd be like, yeah, there's nukes.
I didn't think there was.
unidentified
Well, the world's not flat anymore once he saw his buddy in Antarctica.
Oh, really?
They were live streaming and he's like, yeah, man, all of that.
gavin mcinnes
This whole Jew thing is over.
He's like, nah, I was annoyed with them, but they're fine.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's good when you're trying to make money.
You've got to go back for a couple of weeks.
You know what I mean?
It's like, oh, hey, like, you have a deal on the table?
You got to go, yeah, you know, hey, we got to tone down the Jew stuff here a little bit.
gavin mcinnes
They're not that bad.
elijah schaffer
Or you got a lawsuit.
gavin mcinnes
I don't take that.
elijah schaffer
Or you got a lawsuit.
He's like, I need you guys.
gavin mcinnes
I don't think that's Owen.
He's not out to rip any.
He's not a grifter.
I think we should all be like this, by the way.
You should change your mind about shit once a year as you get more and more info.
You should be evolving.
elijah schaffer
I'm getting more and more.
gavin mcinnes
If you asked me last year who the Ant-Man is, I would go, I don't know who that's going everywhere.
I'm the head of the Ant Army.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
anthony cumia
Thank you, by the way.
Appreciate that.
unidentified
Appreciate all you've done for me with the Ant-Man thing.
Oof.
anthony cumia
Yeah, the flat Earth thing is really stupid.
I try to argue with those people, and then I realize I'm an idiot for even attempting it.
Like, they say the Arctic is a ring around the outside of this plate, which is the Earth.
So if you circumnavigate the coast of Antarctica, it will be the longest distance you could travel on Earth.
Meanwhile, we know the equator is the longest distance, but that would fall somewhere in the middle of this plate.
Yeah, it just does.
gavin mcinnes
The equator would be two miles.
It's in the middle, right?
anthony cumia
That's like so obvious that the widest part of our Earth is the equator.
So how do they explain that?
gavin mcinnes
I had a guy, when my show was in your studio, I had a guy on Dave something.
And his thing is like, it's like these little contact lenses.
unidentified
So there's Earth, and there's another one, and another one.
gavin mcinnes
He said it actually made him believe in God, ironically.
unidentified
He's Jewish, by the way, the guy you're talking about.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And he was probably atheist Jew.
gavin mcinnes
And I go, he goes, the elites don't want us to know that there's other contact lenses on this massive plane.
This infinite plane.
And Earth is just one contact lens.
anthony cumia
Can we just go right to another contact lens if you walk over the space?
No, I think it's like space.
gavin mcinnes
It's like space jets.
You could take a rocket from one contact lens to another.
anthony cumia
But you hit the firmament.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, is that like a jerk?
unidentified
Is that opaque?
anthony cumia
Yeah, there's the dome over the flat Earth.
And it's great because they say, look, look when they launch a rocket, SpaceX, like Musk.
You see, it doesn't go up.
They have to curve it because of the firmament.
It's like, you dummy, it's called orbital insertion.
You don't go straight up and then turn and go into orbit.
It's a curve that happens.
But like I said, everything, they have an excuse for it, some kind of a fucking discombobulated reason.
gavin mcinnes
I said to him, he goes, the elites don't want you to know that there's a wall of ice.
And I'm like, wouldn't the elites want the trash out of our contact lens?
Like, go to another contact lens, you scumbag.
He's got some elites on our contact lens.
And they never have an answer for why.
elijah schaffer
is the motive i was gonna say a lot of what i think people don't realize too is even if you took a biblical perspective to it when a lot of these people are christians is that the bible suggests during the flood which obviously every major culture has its historical account of a flood major flood over the earth You can find shells in the mountains.
This is not like pseudoscience.
Whether you believe in the biblical flood or not, the point was the earth was flooded.
And it says that water broke open from the deep.
So the geysers broke open from the ground, which could suggest why there's tectonic theory or plate theory.
There was some sort of breaking apart of the crust.
And then it says that the water, the canopy of water, which is why they lived so long, broke open from above, which would be like the firmament.
So people suggested that there could be this sort of protective layer.
The Bible suggests there was, but it suggested it broke out, whatever that was, eight to 10,000 years ago, maybe 8,000 to 12,000, whatever you want to say.
So yeah, I mean, some of this stuff is like the idea where people are like, well, wouldn't there be a protective layer of stuff?
They're kind of like piecing together something that is true, but I feel like they've been lied to by so many people in so many other areas that they just don't believe anything anymore.
That's the dangerous part is where you go like, you know, it's like, it's a, it's like a stoner theory when you're like sitting with someone and then you're like, yeah, can you get me a blue shirt?
And they're like, have you ever thought what a color is?
unidentified
And you're like, what is is the problem with all confusion?
gavin mcinnes
The conspiracy theories is you imbue this authority on fucking losers.
Like Nancy Pelosi, she's the elite.
She's a globalist.
She's the top brass.
She has the eyes of a dead goat.
The people controlling us are the DMV.
The White House is the DMV.
Even Trump, I love the guy, but he's not exactly mensa material.
anthony cumia
No.
gavin mcinnes
And we go, oh, they're doing this and they've built this.
Like, you like them too much.
I think of them as all cunts at the DMV going, they're all dorks.
elijah schaffer
They're fat black women.
They're fat black women.
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gavin mcinnes
Look at that font.
What is that?
elijah schaffer
That's the designer.
I don't know.
Gotham.
gavin mcinnes
Gotham.
elijah schaffer
It's nice, right?
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, it's like a shabby Helvetica.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's nice to have a real designer on staff that can help, which is very nice.
They make nice backgrounds and, you know, nice stuff.
But you have good aesthetics on your stuff too, though.
gavin mcinnes
Your one-found-censored logo is the Joker font.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're one of the only people I know of that genuinely cares about the aesthetics of what you do.
We're like, most right-wing people are like, give me eagles and give me, give me more.
I've been willing to start a show called the Super Right Wing Patriot Pro-America something show.
But every time we make a comment, an eagle goes and flies across the screen.
It's like just the cannons and stars.
anthony cumia
Colbert, Colbert used to be funny.
Yeah, Colbert.
elijah schaffer
As we're trying to talk, there's like patriotic flute music going, hey, turn it down.
It's like getting louder as we're trying to make a point.
But anyway, I was going to say real fast.
But Van Man, check out this product we've been pushing here.
You got it right in front of you.
Grab that little vial there.
The little lube.
See that?
The other one.
unidentified
Lube.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
See that?
anthony cumia
Word.
elijah schaffer
All right, open it up.
We haven't stuck anything in it.
unidentified
Smell it?
elijah schaffer
Smell it.
Smell it?
gavin mcinnes
That's what I would put cans on.
elijah schaffer
Put some on your forehead.
unidentified
Oh, there it is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's literally beef tallow moisturizer that you can use on your lips or whatever.
unidentified
It's not made from petroleum.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you gotta try it.
unidentified
I'm not joking.
anthony cumia
I'm good enough with the beef tallow.
I beef tallowed after I got out of the shower today.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can put it anywhere.
No, but it's a beef tallow bomb.
You can get bison tallow as well, made with essential oils and honey.
So essentially, this is a company that's only of essential products for your family, especially men.
Trust me, the bitches are going to love this.
You tell them this doesn't have any, you know, parabens and SLSs and stuff in it.
They don't even know what that is, but it doesn't have them in there.
That's the great thing.
But you can give it to them.
And the best part about it is these products are able to be used on breastfeeding women and on children.
So like kind of this moisturizer, we'll have one tub for the whole family.
You know, kids get fat.
We get fat too, and you get chafing and like whatever.
anthony cumia
Tupped your nipples, didn't it?
elijah schaffer
You all know what it's like.
Sometimes you just get chafing in weird places, gets dry and cracked.
This works though as a moisturizer there.
You can put it on your face.
You can do other things with it.
As Anthony Coomi suggested, he van manned out of the shower.
It does work, right?
And it does work.
Trust me, it does work.
But I will say their products, they have fluoride-free, toothpaste, aluminum-free, deodorant.
So it's all natural products that you can use for your family.
Plus, they have like tallow soap.
This is all the natural, crunchy mom shit that your wife wants and that you know you got to get for your family.
Also, if you're a guy and you don't want to be gay, you know, you can go to the website and just get everything you want.
Yes, shampoos, all the stuff that they have in your life.
anthony cumia
Oh, it makes your kids gay.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
anthony cumia
Swear to you.
It makes your kids gay.
elijah schaffer
He has a point.
He has a point, though.
I drank actress in water growing up.
gavin mcinnes
He's a gay with nice teeth.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
gavin mcinnes
I'd rather have a gay son with good teeth than a straight son with shitty teeth.
anthony cumia
Like a real manly kid, but it's like he has scurvy or a flaming.
gavin mcinnes
It's all about the Christmas cards.
And you want your kids' teeth to look good in your Christmas cards, so fag it up.
elijah schaffer
All right, vanman.shop slash Elijah.
Thanks for using the F-word twice during an ad read.
unidentified
Use promo code Elijah for 10% off.
anthony cumia
Cut that out.
elijah schaffer
It's live.
anthony cumia
Oh, right.
elijah schaffer
All right, we're good.
unidentified
Anyway, we'll hope they don't see that one.
elijah schaffer
Moving on.
Moving on.
gavin mcinnes
I wanted to play a video.
It's good, though.
I said, like, I want my sons to be gay.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is good for a brand.
elijah schaffer
It is really good.
The guy who loves Jews wants his kids to be gay.
Who would have figured?
That being said, I want to play a video here.
You guys know of this girl, Valentina Gomez.
What do you think about her?
gavin mcinnes
Who is that again?
elijah schaffer
This one.
I'll play it.
Here, this happened at, I think this is a Fort Worth State Capitol, I think.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, I love her.
unidentified
Islam is a religion of grave.
It is a feeling of a stupid wrong and a false prophet.
Get away!
There's like 10 Muslims there.
They probably all have like machetes.
Go back in your cage.
anthony cumia
Go back in your cage.
unidentified
Go back to your Muslims.
Hey, come on.
elijah schaffer
Well, he called her a dog.
A Christian dog.
You saw that?
He's barking.
unidentified
Christian dog.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to make the case that you're like tolerate and should be in a democratic liberal country.
Maybe you shouldn't call them dogs.
unidentified
You know, that's the country that you're residing in.
Yeah.
anthony cumia
When they start chanting.
unidentified
Christian states and Saudi Arabia and say, you Muslim dog and see how well it does for us.
anthony cumia
When they start chanting Allahu Akbar, you know good things are going to happen.
Always followed by something really nice and sweet.
gavin mcinnes
Well, they're building a whole fifth column in Texas, right?
An entire little independent village of pure fucking Islamic where I live.
unidentified
There's a huge temple that just opened up and it's ginormous.
And I went to get a tux at men's warehouse and it shared the same driveway as these people.
It was like an hour to get out because this is how dumb these people were.
They're all from third world countries.
gavin mcinnes
Inbred.
unidentified
Inbred.
I mean, not only like sub-Saharan African countries, you know, and they're all there.
And they're all trying to take the left on like a four-way highway when they just could take a ride and like, you know, to keep the traffic going.
It froze the whole town up.
And I'm like, these people are low IQ.
I videoed it and took pictures because I was going to send it to you and be like, you got to do a segment on this.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know what, real fast?
I wanted to ask you about that.
So that being said, like Texas is kind of in a weird position because they call him Greg Faggett, but he's also known as Greg Abbott, right?
He put out a tweet that has pissed off a lot of people.
I kind of want to go to Kumi on this one.
I didn't get to hear your opinion.
Greg Abbott, besides being crippled, said something.
I love how he always says, I stand with Israel.
I was like, brother, you don't stand with anyone.
You don't even stand.
You know what I mean?
Well, I'm just saying.
It's like, imagine if I said, like, I wheel in my wheelchair for Israel.
You'd be like, that doesn't make fucking sense.
You don't even have a wheelchair.
anthony cumia
Jasmine Craga called them wheels, right?
gavin mcinnes
Hot wheels.
anthony cumia
Hot wheels, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I find that to be good.
But listen, what he said.
He said today, anti-Israel policies are anti-Texas policies.
Sent a letter to the city of San Marcos today condemning its proposed anti-Semitic resolution, openly flouting Texas state law.
Texas will not tolerate anti-Semitism.
We had Myron Gaines said, Elma Fayo, what does Texas have to do with Israel?
Timothy Gordon said pro-Israel policies are anti-American.
Someone else posted this.
Don't mess with Texas.
This is real, by the way.
So look, I got to get your opinion on this.
I know we're not talking about Jews here.
We're not talking about anything.
This is a pretty cold-cut statement, right?
anthony cumia
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I like cold cuts.
So let's make sure we keep this in a good direction.
What the fuck is he talking about?
anthony cumia
I don't know.
It is the lone star state.
Which star?
You know, you could kind of see that.
gavin mcinnes
It's two stars now.
It's the two star stars.
unidentified
It's the sixth star.
anthony cumia
I think any government stepping in to say that you can't talk about something is an overreach.
It's obviously an overreach.
I don't think anybody should be able to get people in trouble for saying what they believe, no matter who the hell they're talking about.
So yeah, this, I consider anything like that bullshit.
I've seen it come up a lot.
I just don't, you know, regardless of what the government should never step in and say you can get in trouble if you say something we deem anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic.
Yeah, fuck that.
I don't agree at all.
unidentified
Unless you're threatening someone.
That's the only thing that you should be able to do.
anthony cumia
Yeah, well, that's always an incredible thing.
There are certain things that the First Amendment does not cover.
And we know this.
Libel slander.
unidentified
I agree.
anthony cumia
Making threats.
You can even say, you know, the whole fucking fire in a movie theater is bullshit.
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony cumia
You can say that.
If somebody stampedes and gets hurt, you'll probably be civilly liable in some way, shape, or form.
But you can say that.
It's all fucking horseshit.
I know my rights.
I know my rights.
Get me a supervisor.
unidentified
Get me a supervisor.
Well, Texas is an evangelical Christian state, and they think the antichrist is going to be sent down from Satan to circle Israel and blow it up or whatever.
And so they want to be on the side of the chosen ones and all this.
gavin mcinnes
It is kind of anti-Semitic in and of itself.
Like in the evangelical doctrine, Jews either convert or die.
That's what Islamists say.
You either embrace what I want or you die.
unidentified
Well, when Jesus comes down, he's like, see, I was your Messiah is the evangelical person.
gavin mcinnes
But in Revelations, in Revelations, there's Jews who are like, I don't care.
elijah schaffer
And then Jesus is like, Well, what I don't understand about this whole thing is like, in my opinion, you know, Islam is a real threat now in Western countries.
And I think it's been concocted to be something that it wasn't.
But I believe that all those wars were fought because of what Netanyahu wanted in their manipulation of our U.S. government.
I don't think it's the only one.
gavin mcinnes
What about the Crusades?
was the crusades net.
elijah schaffer
No, but these wars were already, like Hitler already warned.
He said that if we liberate Palestine, it was in 1939.
He said that the Jews will seek to make Palestine in Germany.
And it was as Odaf said they're going to displace Arabs and they're going to put them in Europe.
Now, was Hitler correct?
That's a question that you have to go turn on the news and find out.
gavin mcinnes
That's the name of this episode.
Was Hitler correct?
elijah schaffer
Was Hitler correct with Gavin McGuinness?
unidentified
Well, here's a couple things about Hitler.
He was an atheist and he was a socialist.
He took over.
He just took a private company.
gavin mcinnes
Wasn't World War II just a civil war with socialists and communists?
unidentified
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
It was the National Socialists at war with Stalinist communists.
elijah schaffer
No, but he was at war with the socialists.
gavin mcinnes
In his own country, lefties just work out their own fucking battle.
unidentified
No, Hitler was at war with socialists in his own country.
elijah schaffer
National Socialism was because if you read Mein Kampf, right, he's explaining.
gavin mcinnes
Which I do every night before I go to bed.
elijah schaffer
You and James Lindsay both.
I'm going to remind you.
I only read Mein Kampf because James Lindsay said he read it.
So I was like, hey, I want to read what James Lindsay saying.
unidentified
Hitler won, by the way.
Western Europe's completely socialist.
Tax rates are like 65%.
It wasn't socialism.
It was like Australia.
elijah schaffer
it wasn't socialism it was it was an idea of making it was almost like what we would call capitalism today in terms of we have crony capitalism right we We have this sort of financial capitalism, what they call it, financial market capitalism with fake money and dividends and money on a screen, right?
Can manipulate.
But what he was, was that he saw the poverty, realized that you have to make the system and taxes work for the people, but it was still a free market.
But at any point, if the markets didn't work for the people, people started selling out transnationally.
Basically, he was trying to prevent Germany from becoming a financial market capitalist country like the United States is now, where eventually they get you off the gold standard.
They ship out your land.
unidentified
He took over Volkswagen with a executive order.
elijah schaffer
I know, I'm saying, because it's like what Putin did to get during the time when the mob was ruling to sort of get back industry into the country.
That's why the economy grew up.
gavin mcinnes
You let the free market run its course unless you don't like it.
elijah schaffer
No, Because it wasn't.
He was rebuilding.
So it's a little bit different.
He was trying to rebuild from a system, and he was not trying to be a socialist country.
You can see his economic plan.
I'm not defending him.
gavin mcinnes
That's like you're defending it.
elijah schaffer
That's our next episode called Defending Hitler with Gavin McGinnis.
No, no, but I would say it's disingenuous to compare the two.
I know he was, like, you can see he was fighting prominent socialists in the country who were leftists.
He was definitely not left.
Although he did, he did.
unidentified
He was far left.
gavin mcinnes
He was definitely not left.
unidentified
He wanted the government to control the means of production.
He fought with Russia over one thing.
The Germans thought you should still be able to own your own house.
But the Russian communists said, no, nothing.
elijah schaffer
The Russians?
unidentified
Yeah, the Russian, the USSR or whatever.
And that was like what their big fight was over.
It's like a house.
You can be able to own a house in Germany.
anthony cumia
You should have let them duke it out.
gavin mcinnes
Right.
unidentified
Well, the money did we lose.
40,000 going east towards Russia.
In the beginning, they were going to.
gavin mcinnes
I'm not talking about Jews.
I'm talking about Americans.
anthony cumia
Americans?
It was a lot more than 40,000.
elijah schaffer
Oh, over 500,000 in World War II.
gavin mcinnes
Soldiers of 540,000 of World War II.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
gavin mcinnes
500,000 fucking American young men.
unidentified
Yeah.
And blown white ones.
Most German backgrounds grown up.
This showed Pearl Harbor for us to jump in because there were so many Germans in America that they didn't have the approval rating to go into the war.
anthony cumia
They could have made some kind of deal to hold off on aggression while Germany went into the Soviet Union and wiped them up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we should have let Germany, we should have let Germany go to war.
Ever since the Bolsheviks, obviously hating Christianity, they also were mad.
Like, you know, the whole idea of the connection too between the crown and the crown, you know, and Zionism and kind of like the difference between the Zionist Jews and the Bolshevik Jews, which were more populous.
They're not backed by the crown.
And they obviously formed a revolt because, you know, the family member was in the Romanov family.
So they were like, hey, we're going to kind of like take back our own power.
So they killed the Christian Romanov family to kind of like disrupt this sort of balance between the other like whatever Sanhedrin Jews that were over there with with with the crown behind with the backing of the talking the Russian Revolution.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like that's what I'm talking about.
Like they come in and it was like about sending a message.
Like why'd they kill the whole family?
Like why'd they kill the kids and stuff?
It was like to erase the bloodline, the royal bloodline that was there, right?
This is the idea of this.
Yeah, exactly.
So they wanted to do something.
So like Jews aren't all together too.
Like there's different sects of them that are out there that are against each other all the time.
Well, they are against each other.
Like the Zionist Jews and the Bolshevik Jews are not together.
Now, to prove that to people watching this that don't believe that, why do you think the Bolshevik leftists in the United States are all anti-Israel?
They're not anti-Columbian Bolsheviks.
They're anti-Israel Jews against the Zionists.
gavin mcinnes
They're ginos.
They're secular.
They're atheists.
unidentified
Hollywood was protesting Nanyahu really hard before that day when they all came in on the gliders.
You haven't seen one video of yet, by the way.
gavin mcinnes
You don't think that happened?
unidentified
I don't think the gliders happened because you'd have people that have seen them.
gavin mcinnes
The parachutes.
unidentified
I've never seen City.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
unidentified
Well, you had the greatest point on it, Gavin.
You were there in Israel when you went into the secret room and they only had women because the men would lose their attention and look at a fly and they'd be like, you're out of here.
Your eyes move from the screen.
And if a bird got too close to that fence, they would go and shoot you.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, I'm fully convinced that Israel allowed October 7th to happen.
unidentified
It has to.
gavin mcinnes
I also believe, by the way, I talked to a fucking special ops dude last weekend, and he would, I go, I was talking about our translators and how they should all get a mansion in Beverly Hills.
And we don't.
We're just like, fuck you, I'm done with you.
And then they get arrested and killed and murdered.
And I go, what about the guy who found Osama bin Laden?
And he goes, dude, we knew where Osama bin Laden was for months, but it was good for business.
When he says we, he doesn't mean like, he goes, I don't like this.
But he knew that the industrial military complex, military industrial complex knew that Osama bin Laden was at this location.
He's a golden goose.
He justifies this war.
Don't kill him.
anthony cumia
Is anything just face fucking value anymore?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Do we even care?
anthony cumia
They say every single thing.
gavin mcinnes
And we kill him?
Dumped his body.
elijah schaffer
They dumped his body.
Didn't show him to the American people.
They dumped his body in the ocean.
gavin mcinnes
That's maybe, you know what?
Some sports.
anthony cumia
You think some sports.
gavin mcinnes
Some games.
Not all games.
anthony cumia
Curling, maybe.
gavin mcinnes
Some Mets games are not fit.
anthony cumia
So everything else, 9-11, Building 7, Waco, Oakland.
elijah schaffer
Do you want another conspiracy?
gavin mcinnes
Correct.
elijah schaffer
You want to hear another conspiracy?
That I want to tell you that no one talks about the gliders.
So check this out.
Do you know one of the only countries that has a paraglider or hang glider brigade, military-equipped motorized hang gliders is, check this out, is Egypt, right?
So no, no, so Egypt.
A lot of people say that this was a joint exercise between Egypt and because obviously the cars that we see, right, this picture, these ones were all blown up by the Israeli military, which they later admitted and was originally released by Redacted News, but it was proven that they didn't have firepower to do this.
This was from the attack helicopters.
And Israel admitted to killing a lot of their own people.
So people say that this was an inside job between actually the Egyptian military and Israel.
And that's what it was about creating mass chaos and confusion.
There were actual Hamas people coming over, but it was going to be a normal raid, normal attack in the, whatever they call it.
What's it called?
What do they call the villages?
It's a weird word.
gavin mcinnes
The settlements?
elijah schaffer
But there's a word in the Hebrew word for kibbutz in the kibbutz.
So I believe that, though, because it's like, yeah, we're demas smuggle in massive hang glider brigades.
Isn't that weird?
The only other country that has that is Egypt.
Where's Egypt?
Bordering Gaza.
I don't know.
I just think so.
anthony cumia
At least Jimmy Carter got to see Egypt and Israel work together at something after being the broker of peace many years ago between the countries.
gavin mcinnes
Good job.
Can I say something?
elijah schaffer
But Bush accomplished the mission.
anthony cumia
Yeah, mission accomplished.
With his big ball bag.
He had that harness on where his balls were popping out.
Mish accomplished.
It's like, really?
What mission was accomplished, you fucking tool?
elijah schaffer
We did it.
We erased a lot of money for Northrop Gromman.
You're like, all right, well, that's one way to see people.
gavin mcinnes
I got to say something because I contradicted myself earlier.
I was talking about conspiracy theorists and how they're putting way too much authority on these people and flat earth and all that.
I still stand by that.
That doesn't mean there's no conspiracies.
anthony cumia
No, I think there's more than there is.
gavin mcinnes
There are just hearted conspiracies.
anthony cumia
Something has to just happen organically.
gavin mcinnes
Right.
But keeping Osama bin Laden in a box so you can keep fighting a war, that's not this grand intellectual super plan.
That's just like retarded cheating.
Like October 7th, I believe they just let it happen.
They go, we heard some talking about an invasion.
Let's just go to the next one.
anthony cumia
And that's been the 9-11 thing.
Yeah, and they're not.
We knew something.
It was a great way for us to get into Afghanistan and Iraq.
gavin mcinnes
There's definitely like conspiracy theorists are right in the sense that there are these grand catastrophes that were sort of allowed to happen.
I just don't like it when you think there's some smart dude at the top.
It's all like, it's like Ratzo Rizzo from fucking Midnight Cowboy.
Just like, yeah, let him come in and then we'll fucking kill them later on.
And don't tell nobody that Osama bin Laden's over there.
Then we'll fucking kill him.
anthony cumia
How much is just incompetence?
Like growing up, I swear I thought there were missiles on the roof of the Pentagon of the White House.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
gavin mcinnes
And that's what I'm trying to get across.
I want to get across incompetence.
There's evil, there's grand plans, but these are not like Dr. Evil biting his bank.
These are just Ratzo Rizzo like saying, fuck kill him.
elijah schaffer
Well, do you know that short girl?
Do you know that short girl?
Remember when Trump got shot in his ear?
Some people say that didn't happen.
But then remember when that little short fat lesbian I was talking about with the front of Secret Service.
He was telling me that back after that, they put her back on the detail.
gavin mcinnes
That's actually a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
You're like, what the hell?
There was a conspiracy there and it was incompetence.
So the conspiracy was, I don't give a fuck about Trump.
I'd like him to be assassinated.
Right.
So as far as the restrictions for secret service, don't worry about it.
anthony cumia
So the incompetence is part of the plan.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
anthony cumia
Like this works a lot better if we just put real dumb fucks in the mix.
gavin mcinnes
Because I heard they just watched a DVD for their training.
They weren't even like, there was no like.
anthony cumia
They do that for Wendy's.
You got a job at Wendy's.
They'll play you with fucking.
gavin mcinnes
They worked at Wendy's.
So I don't believe that they hired a guy to go on the roof and shoot a Trump, but I do believe that a bunch of incompetent Ratzo Rizzo fuckheads allowed his security to get so bad that it was easier to kill him.
And I believe that the media constantly telling people that Trump is Hitler allowed for some fuckhead retard to get on.
anthony cumia
But it's just as viable to argue that it was a completely planned thing.
This kid was an operative.
He was in a BlackRock video.
He's on the roof.
He takes some shots and then he's immediately dispatched.
So he can't talk.
Like, you could also say that, and his home was clean.
He was reliable.
elijah schaffer
His home was all the DNA evidence shifted.
He had several phones that the FBI says they just can't get into.
anthony cumia
And we're talking about it.
gavin mcinnes
In both cases, Trump gets shot in his ears, as you said.
anthony cumia
Both of them.
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
So the funny thing, because I think Ant and I always argue about this.
I'm of the retard camp.
unidentified
Right.
gavin mcinnes
And Ant seems to be more on the grand plan camp.
But at the end of the day, your presidential candidate got shot in the ear, whether it's retards or a grand plan.
So we're still losing as a populist.
anthony cumia
Fucking unjustifies the meat.
unidentified
It's a very difficult situation.
Well, it's insane.
The guy was 100 yards away.
If you had Corky from Life Goes On do the, you know, the retarded character or the actor and the actor, and you said, all right, you're in charge of, you know, securing this area.
You'd be like, oh, maybe let's go to the closest building and make sure there's guys up there with guns.
Like, that's like the first thing you would do.
gavin mcinnes
Your retard is really good.
I've never heard your retard is good.
unidentified
So the other thing is, the lady that, back to her competency, she got appointed.
She was CEO of Pepsi.
And then they're like, hey, you donated a lot of money to our campaign, the Biden campaign.
You're now the head of the Secret Service.
Oh, yeah.
And then she's like, sorry, guys, we didn't have shooters up there because it was so pitched.
Then you see pictures with guys just standing like, oh, with the dead guy, and it's as flat as a pancake.
anthony cumia
That was the lamest fucking excuse.
gavin mcinnes
Stupidest excuse.
elijah schaffer
You know it's the problem, though, when they make excuses.
There's a shooter by roof.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, I'll go stop.
I don't want the president to get shot.
It's got a hell of a pitch.
anthony cumia
All right, let's just let it play out.
elijah schaffer
I've been using my wife for anything.
She's like, why are we out till three in the morning?
Pitched roofs.
She's like, oh, hell yeah.
I've heard those are pretty bad.
What do you mean?
That's a good excuse, right?
gavin mcinnes
Why do we dump it?
We can't handle certain things.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy?
So talking about another conspiracy on top of this of what it kind of is.
You guys might have part of the picture, but maybe we all do.
We combine your idea, my idea about the Jews, and your idea.
It's probably all of them.
And the truth is, on top of that, there's even one more case that we're not talking about.
I doctored Drew on yesterday.
You know, Dr. Drew Pinson.
gavin mcinnes
I fucked him at a party once.
I did have Coke.
elijah schaffer
Jesus.
anthony cumia
You just made so many fucking accusations about him.
gavin mcinnes
That never happened.
anthony cumia
Of course, it never happened.
gavin mcinnes
All right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
It never happened.
It's like, yeah, it's like, it's like, he's actually going to be here in like an hour.
He films his show out of here.
gavin mcinnes
We used to call it in high school.
We call that the whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know, when you fuck a chick and then you see her in the hallway in high school and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know that stopped.
gavin mcinnes
I'm about to have the whoa, whoa, whoa.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know that stopped.
I thought that kept going.
That's what I ever wonder when I saw Tony walk in.
unidentified
I went, whoa, whoa, whoa.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Where was I?
anthony cumia
Didn't Chachi say something like that in Happy Days?
gavin mcinnes
Did he say where we got?
anthony cumia
No, no, no, but something equally as lame.
elijah schaffer
On the other side of it, though, he was saying that when he was on CNN, he showed us on the show.
And that time he had a show on CNN, and he shared about, I think he was saying he was sharing about Hillary Clinton's medical record and about like her something that he was talking about, something that was like, you know, Democrat something.
And that, like, he said, like, the executives approached him like scared shitless, like they were going to like die, being like, dude, you don't talk about that.
Like, please don't.
Don't talk about it.
I was like, something like her medical records or something like Hillary's?
I forget the exact thing it was.
Yeah, back during the 2016 election.
anthony cumia
When she was falling down.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he found out internally from the company that people from the Hillary campaign were inserted into the leadership at like CNN and that they just basically were called away and were like, hey.
And I go, so it's like a conspiracy between the DNC and like the network.
And he wouldn't admit to that.
He's like, well, I'm just saying that they inserted their people into like the running.
And I was like, and that's what I'm saying.
There's a lot of also just like really simple control mechanisms where it's like, well, the Jews are this and that.
It's like, look, dude, you just got to tell CNN that Pfizer is going to cut their funding if that guy talks about that again.
That's all you got to do.
gavin mcinnes
That's kind of my point.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, it's like, hey, you know, you're going to lose $300 million if he ever fucking says that again.
I would be scared shitless as an executive and be like, holy shit.
gavin mcinnes
Well, shit.
elijah schaffer
Please don't do that or we're all losing our jobs.
gavin mcinnes
Proof that CNN is a branch of the government is Roger Stone's bust.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Where they were there, an all-night stakeout that started at 4:32 and the feds were there at 5.
anthony cumia
Yeah, the media, CNN was there immediately.
And, you know, we were just talking about the assassination attempt.
Why was CNN covering a rally when they stopped covering his rally?
A while ago.
And, you know, they had the live feed going.
They would cut away from Trump at the drop of a hat to not let anyone on CNN hear what he's saying.
But that day, see, that's a little too much crazy.
gavin mcinnes
So the conspiracy theorists are correct.
My only problem is when they imbue any kind of high IQ on the perpetrators.
We are being conspiracized by retards.
anthony cumia
The Western world.
gavin mcinnes
Very difficult conspiracy.
Regardless.
unidentified
The left has a monopoly on the Western world's media and it is just mind-blowing.
gavin mcinnes
But they're just terrible at it.
Like David Shortel was the guy who staked out Roger Stone's thing.
And he didn't even sleep in his car that night in front of Stone's house.
unidentified
He's there five minutes ago.
gavin mcinnes
He got a hotel.
And then he showed up at like 4:30 a.m.
The bus was at 5.
And then CNN went on this loop with him.
He's like a 22-year-old intern about how brilliant he is and what a great hunch it was.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, he ran away to Mexico because you and Milo put so much heat on him.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Who did?
David Shortel.
Oh, the genius, the best.
We called him the stakeout king.
anthony cumia
Amazing.
gavin mcinnes
Because he managed to fucking get there.
And you talk to any detective who does a stakeout.
It's 10 days of pissing in Gatorade bottles and fucking coffee and donuts in a car.
It's not 30 minutes.
anthony cumia
No, 30 minutes.
He knew.
It was instant.
That's why the media, it seems they used to want to have a little bit of plausible deniability in their collusion with the government.
We used to think, you know, I remember growing up, I would watch Roger Grimsby with the news in New York and Walter Cronkite with the national news.
And you never thought they were bullshitting you.
You know?
unidentified
No.
anthony cumia
And they were.
elijah schaffer
Did they know they were?
anthony cumia
Because I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes I feel like these people really do believe the institutions.
They don't know.
anthony cumia
They were good at that.
They thought they had journalistic integrity.
They would all be a lot of people.
unidentified
They were far leftist.
anthony cumia
It was terrible.
unidentified
If they put a story on Dan Rather, I mean, you name him.
But if they used to be good at hiding it, when they interviewed a Republican, they weren't glaring at him like every CNN.
anthony cumia
But they couldn't just blatantly lie.
They did, but they couldn't blame.
Had to be very tricky doing it because the only currency they had was this integrity.
unidentified
Yes, you know, and that's all out the way.
anthony cumia
If they blatantly were lying to your face, and then the next day you saw it was completely the opposite of what they were talking about, you'd be like, Oh, so he's a liar.
I don't trust him.
They kept that up for a long time.
Yeah, only till like kind of around Trump's first term, they just went, This.
unidentified
Yeah, you want to see who we are and what we do?
anthony cumia
Watch this fucking shit.
unidentified
The DNK gives talking points to the media, yeah.
And they questions went to Hillary, uh, CNN, our VP's weird.
They all said it on the same day: ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC.
gavin mcinnes
And you know why they how did that happen?
You know why Trump needs to investigate that?
Because there was no one complained.
anthony cumia
No, no, no.
gavin mcinnes
Like, what leftist in the entire country out of 331 million went, uh, the David Chartel thing seems kind of weird.
Yeah, or what's her name?
Diana Shore, uh, the Diana Brazil, the one in Brazil gave the CNN questions to Hillary.
When can you even conceive of a fucking lib having a problem with that?
unidentified
No, of course.
gavin mcinnes
So, if they're not, if my customers aren't complaining, I'm just going to get more and more relaxed with this because they all think we're numb diggers.
elijah schaffer
But I will say that I always thought it was weird that Rachel Madow studied under Glenn Beck.
You know what I mean?
And like, I always find that stuff to be odd.
Literally, yeah, literally.
Like, she like trained under him.
unidentified
Weird.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm just saying, like, it's like, it's like a weird, like, it's like, there's just weird things that go on in the behind the scenes.
I'm not making any accusations, I'm not saying anything, but my point is, it's like a lot of this is connected.
And, you know, I also, I also have a lot of friends that are in the real media.
And it's funny, and I say the real media because it's like they really are not creative people.
A lot of them are type A personalities, and they do really well in the bureaucratic system.
And I'd say that media runs a bit like the government.
It's sort of like the same thing, the structure of it.
Is that because the government runs it?
Possibly, actually.
gavin mcinnes
Didn't you get away with J6 because you were registered as a media guy?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, I literally got away.
I literally got away with more acts of illegal activity than people jail sentence for.
unidentified
Well, CNN was in the capital.
elijah schaffer
So I was in the room with the New Yorker and BBC.
We were right next to each other.
So now we have to do that.
unidentified
Elijah did have the same pass as other people there.
I'm independent media like Nick Oakes.
anthony cumia
Oh, you're dead.
unidentified
They're like, dude, you didn't have to.
Yeah, but I was saying he was right in a hundred.
elijah schaffer
No, because what people don't realize is still.
So here's the fucked up part about that.
unidentified
But here's the fucked up part about that.
gavin mcinnes
Good.
elijah schaffer
Is that the license, the way that you get it?
Someone's like, well, it's obviously given to you by the sergeant of arms there in the Capitol, and it's extensive FBI background checks in order to get it.
But how do you get that?
Well, what you have to do is your organization has to be approved for it.
And the way that your organization is approved is you have to go petition before a board.
Now, the board, unfortunately, is not staffed with government officials.
It's staffed with private executives from the major news corporations, NBC, CBS, ABC.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
So you have to get approved.
unidentified
So basically, sounds like a monopoly that needs to be broken up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so think about this.
Any right-wing organization that can get those is not seen as a threat to the media establishment.
They're like, oh, these are just like middle ground, you know, they're not really going to change the status quo.
So they have it set up that the left controls who gets the credentials to legitimize you as a media.
Now, that also benefited me because then I could get into things like the DNC where most right-wing media couldn't because you have this credential that shows you're legitimate.
gavin mcinnes
Was it the Blaze when you were getting it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, it was Blaze.
What is those?
gavin mcinnes
What?
I have to piss.
It's like a poo, but it's liquid.
unidentified
What is that?
anthony cumia
Anstone.
gavin mcinnes
How is a piss?
unidentified
I got to go to a function I'm late for.
I'm so sorry.
anthony cumia
Where are you going?
unidentified
Have to go pin my green gray, buddy.
Um, well, I guess we could just wrap it up.
elijah schaffer
I guess, I guess we could just wrap it up then.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We'll just wrap.
We'll just wrap it up.
anthony cumia
We got a show tonight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll wrap it up, I guess.
I guess that's how we ended this.
What a weird way to end.
anthony cumia
What a weird way.
Just an exodus from the show.
They just fled.
They're fleeing the show.
They're fleeing the show.
elijah schaffer
What the fuck?
anthony cumia
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, that was weird, right?
anthony cumia
That was a little hard.
elijah schaffer
I didn't even get a hand jump under the desk.
I usually get one of those.
He was peeing.
He was pulling his dick out.
I was laughing.
He's pulling his cock out in the middle of the show, grabbing cups, and just peeing.
anthony cumia
Oh, that was his piss.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, three pieces of the colours.
anthony cumia
He's got a bladder like a hummingbird.
He really does have a weak little mine's like a fucking steel trap.
elijah schaffer
Did you still find 19-year-old girls hot?
anthony cumia
Yeah.
Oh, fuck you.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
anthony cumia
19, even that old, I find him still to be.
Come on.
I do have a reputation.
No, all of my girlfriends.
elijah schaffer
We all have reputations.
Unfortunately, we all do, but that's okay.
anthony cumia
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
How old's your girlfriend?
anthony cumia
She's 35 now.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
So she's like 50 years younger than you.
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony cumia
Yeah.
That's sick.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what you're in 50s.
anthony cumia
You're better like 10 years ago, though.
In your 50s now?
No, I'm actually, I just had my 64th.
unidentified
Really?
anthony cumia
Fucking nuts, man.
elijah schaffer
You still have a young personality, though.
anthony cumia
I do.
I think that keeps you.
No, I think that keeps you young.
That's what they say.
I just don't give a shit about a lot of things.
Like, I don't let a lot bother me.
I've been blessed with the opportunity to live life without having to worry about things, you know, bills and shit like that.
I had a great run with the Opi and Anthony show.
I saved money.
I invested wisely.
And a big part of it is not having a fucking worry all the time.
The car payment rent, this, that, the other.
I don't have kids, which is a big thing, too.
It's like I had to make a decision there, but I didn't want to have kids.
I just got a dog because I was afraid of fucking commitment and responsibility.
I know.
elijah schaffer
I need to take this is getting all right.
anthony cumia
I kind of got used to you having the wig on.
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony cumia
I need to like.
elijah schaffer
I was just like, this was getting like really hot.
You know what I mean?
anthony cumia
I'm like, yeah, I don't know how Howard Stern does it all day.
elijah schaffer
He wears a wig?
anthony cumia
He's got to, right?
Give me a break.
The fucking guy's like got the same head of hair he had when he was 25 years old.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay, but it could be a weave too.
You know what I mean?
Like, theoretically speaking, blacks do have pretty good wigs.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, their weaves are pretty good.
I got to give shout out to blacks for, you know, maybe not accomplishing a lot.
anthony cumia
Appropriation.
elijah schaffer
At least you do accomplish a good way of taking white people's hair.
anthony cumia
Do you like the fucking, but most of them do the boat rope thing.
They take the braided rope you could get from Home Depot.
They sew that into their hair and wave it around like it's hair.
It's like nylon bumper.
elijah schaffer
That's what I wanted to do.
I wanted to play a couple before we end.
I'm going to play a couple of black videos.
anthony cumia
Please do.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
So this is an average black family in the United States.
Check this out.
anthony cumia
More.
unidentified
She's claiming that I am not the father of her daughter, Paradise, and that's a damn lie.
I knew I could beat her dad because we had unprotected sex right around the time she was pregnant.
I feel bad that I split with my nephew's girl, but the past is the past.
Now I need to know if I have a daughter.
Paradise even looks like me.
She has my hair in her dark brown eyes.
This, I hope I'm not the father.
Trust me, I don't want any ties with each.
But if I am, I'm going to step up and do what's right.
In the case of seven-week-old paradise, Kevin is not the father.
Hey, Collie!
And I told you that!
Whoa!
Why are you trying to put your up and everything?
Now hold on for your reserves, player.
Yeah, let's go!
In the case of seven-week-old paradise, sir, you are not the father.
That's okay.
Okay.
In the case of seven-week-old paradise, Damien, you are not.
Damn!
Free not the father.
I'm embarrassed.
No, no, no, no, don't do that.
Do not do that.
Give me my scout, and I'm back to go.
Give me my scout.
I'm finna go.
No, no, no, no, I'm embarrassed.
Man, leave me alone.
Okay, I'm going.
anthony cumia
Maury cares.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, he's like, you know, the thing is, I really care about you.
I just come back here.
We got more content to make.
anthony cumia
Yeah, come back out on stage in front of the camera.
elijah schaffer
I feel like that's black people in a nutshell, right?
unidentified
Am I right?
anthony cumia
Dude, I saw some videos a couple of weeks ago that were just horrific.
The mother that had the five-year-old daughter that was shot with a rapper at the car wash.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I didn't know about this.
anthony cumia
And she's, she, of course, the GoFundMe, which is like the ghetto lotto.
And then she's got money on her shoulder on an Instagram video or TikTok and Louis Vuitton stuff.
unidentified
And she's like, yeah, my girl going to be in heaven.
anthony cumia
She's partying on money made off of the body of her dead five-year-old.
And there was another one where a kid died and the mother just didn't give a flying fuck.
gavin mcinnes
Again, if you stepped if you stepped on a duckling in front of a duck, you could come by like four days later and the duck would be like, oh, it's just crying.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
It knows.
gavin mcinnes
Deeply disturbed.
anthony cumia
These mothers did not give a shit.
They instantly get the GoFundMe up and they spend it on, you know, vacations, cars.
elijah schaffer
Carmelo Anthony, you know, that was the closest part is that different.
He bought an escalade.
You saw that, right?
Carmel Anthony bought an escalade.
anthony cumia
Yeah, like a million bucks.
elijah schaffer
And bought a house.
gavin mcinnes
Well, that's kind of what I was saying at the beginning of the show with this.
I'm done with the like bowing down.
Like the guy last night who wanted to charge his phone and have a water and use the bathroom without buying.
Obviously, it's not a big deal, but we need to just start going.
anthony cumia
Wine in the sand, Gavin.
gavin mcinnes
That's we're done.
We're done.
You're dead.
You stabbed a kid at a fucking track meet.
No, you're going to jail for life, ideally death penalty.
And even, I mean, it's obviously an art figuring out if you're going to get stabbed or not.
But if you're pretty sure you're not going to get stabbed, no.
This is get the fuck out of this tent.
You don't belong here.
We rented this tent.
This is part of the track meet.
This is our tent.
anthony cumia
No, it was Rosa Parks all over again and the bus and the thing.
Kyle Rittenhouse self-defense.
Why'd a white boy like Kyle Rittenhouse get to get the justice system and self-defense?
But our boy Carmelo, he ain't going to.
It's like totally different.
He was literally a second away from getting killed, Kyle Rittenhouse.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
anthony cumia
He turned around with a brilliant shot to the point.
gavin mcinnes
You've heard what the narrative has become with that.
I think you told me.
He shot three black kids in the back with an M16.
anthony cumia
I saw a grenade launcher, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw an X Spaces going on, and there were a bunch of black people talking about the Carmelo Anthony thing.
And yeah, she goes, Kyle Rittenhouse, he shot three black boys in the back, and he got off.
It's like, you ignorant motherfucker.
gavin mcinnes
You wish, yeah, you wish.
We all had an argument.
anthony cumia
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
You don't miss.
I want to play a quick video for you as we end here, which I think is very important.
Which is during a car accident.
This was a car accident.
Just watch this.
anthony cumia
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
This is great.
You saw this?
unidentified
Love it.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, see Rick.
That's what you do.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
He blew the tide.
Oh, they in route.
They in route.
They right back.
They in route.
anthony cumia
I like that.
That's a funny thing to say.
unidentified
When he's chasing me, he goes, they in route.
elijah schaffer
He gets in a car accident.
It's a dodge.
It's a Chevy.
Is that a Chevy challenge?
Or was it called?
GM Dodge Challenger.
No, no, wait, Dodge Challenger.
Wait, I thought that's a Challenger.
gavin mcinnes
I don't fucking know.
elijah schaffer
It's Dodge Charger.
anthony cumia
Dodger and Challenger are the same company.
elijah schaffer
The Charger and Challenger will dodge.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
gavin mcinnes
Why are we getting stuck on this?
elijah schaffer
Well, because I just thought Blastoise Cars are black strike.
When you see them in your neighborhood, they should move out.
anthony cumia
Oh, they definitely saw that.
gavin mcinnes
I saw a video the other day.
It was just like that.
And it was some Asian kids.
And it was a fireworks going on.
And they go, slow the fuck down.
Because these black kids are ripping through the neighborhood.
And they just go, fuck you.
And they kill one of the like five Asian kids that were there.
They're all teens.
And I was just watching, like, it's incomprehensible to me the unbelievable 45-degree angle you could just do to your life.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Like they caught the guys.
They caught the shooters.
And you're just like, yeah, fuck you.
This is not consequential.
This doesn't change your life forever.
That kid's going to jail for the rest of his life because he was like, fuck you, bitch.
anthony cumia
But instead, he went, no, that takes forethought longer than 10 seconds.
gavin mcinnes
It boggles them.
anthony cumia
Anger is king.
It takes priority over everything.
They don't think about consequence or anything.
They'll just shoot and then be like, oh, I guess I'm, what, I'm in prison?
gavin mcinnes
Like, moving to China is a fucking huge deal.
You've got to learn Chinese, that stupid language where there's a drawing for every character.
But you can still come back to America and visit your family.
So it's a fucking huge move.
But that doesn't hold a candle to shooting a random person in a road raid incident where your life has changed forever.
elijah schaffer
Well, they don't care though.
You know what?
Have you seen that?
There was a, I think I have, I don't even need to bring it up, but apparently blacks have a gene that causes them to not be able to produce an enzyme that breaks down serotonin and dopamine, which means that they have like heightened reaction, aka low impulse control.
And so like that a stressful situation to them is not only way more traumatizing and stressful in terms of like the not in their brain, the way they process it, but in terms of the way their body reacts, it like, you know, it's like they'll, they'll think they're in a life or death situation when they're just being asked to move.
And there's like 30% of them that have, that have that, that gene that they can't break it down.
So breaking that down is what causes you to be able to be calm.
You know, all these like serotonin pumping, and when it's not re-uptake, when it's enough reuptake, it's not broken down the excess.
It sort of causes this, it's just like reactionary type of personality.
And a lot of them have it.
Not all of the blacks have that, have that frequency of alleles.
But it is interesting.
She goes, that would make a lot of sense if that's why there is something in them that makes them unable to, in situations where they feel challenged or oppressed or threatened, that they don't know how to make a good judgment call.
It's the same sort of thing of like as a guy.
You get a, you, you know, girls will be like, well, I mean, I didn't say no.
It's like, but so you pull this cock out and it's hard.
You start stroking it.
Yeah, but I didn't want him to go put it in.
You're like, okay, well, do you know how guys work?
Yeah, yeah, you got to get you.
anthony cumia
You're past that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, you got it.
So you pull that's cock and it's hard and you didn't know what was going to happen next.
This is your first time.
It's like, that's how they are, though.
It's like they turn into like men when they're super horny, but all the time.
So they're just like, they just don't really have that.
But they don't need you to, they don't need to get hard first before they rape you.
You know what I mean?
They'll just go out and do whatever they want.
But it's like, I do believe it's a genetic issue.
And not all of them have it.
anthony cumia
Because you need one of the guys.
gavin mcinnes
Do you guys have this thing when something terrible has happened where you lie to yourself?
Like you go, every day I wake up, you touch your wallet and it's gone.
And then you go, okay, no, no, it's these are different pants.
anthony cumia
Oh, boy.
gavin mcinnes
These are different pants.
I will check my pants.
And then you check the pants from yesterday.
And the wallet's still gone.
unidentified
like, all right, all right, we're good, we're good, it's still fine.
gavin mcinnes
It could be in my jacket pocket.
It could be in my jacket pocket.
Because you don't let your brain take on the full truth that you lost your wallet, you fucking idiot.
And maybe that is a genetic white trait where you don't want to like give the bad news to yourself right away.
elijah schaffer
It's very American, though.
Because in Australia, they always say that.
We'll be like, you know, you've been doing good work, but you're fired.
You know, we always give a little caveat.
anthony cumia
And they're like, what you been doing?
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony cumia
You're fucking foyed.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, they don't say that, you know?
So it's like a lot of people don't have that niceness.
Like you, for instance, you don't have that.
But you're a very Scottish guy.
gavin mcinnes
You're fired.
anthony cumia
It's very typical.
elijah schaffer
I told Josh Denny you should have quit last night.
You know what?
I quit.
anthony cumia
Cheating.
gavin mcinnes
He did this quiz.
elijah schaffer
I'm over-censored.
Fuck these guys.
That would have been a better sign-off.
I've been fired for months now.
anthony cumia
I've been through a couple of firings myself.
gavin mcinnes
It's funny you bring that up, Elijah, because I am very delicate with myself when there's bad news.
But when it's other people, I'm like, yeah, your wife divorced you.
She was fucking a black guy.
Anyway, what are you going to do about it?
Go game.
I can dish it out.
But when it comes to taking it, I'm like, you're fine.
Your wallet's not lost.
It could be in a myriad.
unidentified
Slip it in.
elijah schaffer
Just slip it in.
Just go to the knuckle.
Just go to the knuckle.
A little van man on it, right?
And he's just, hey, it's okay.
It's not gay because his wife watches.
So, you know what I mean?
anthony cumia
Yeah, I hear you.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, totally.
Just totally true.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of that, these guys got a big show tonight.
We do got a lot of people watching.
We've got like 3,000 something watching live, which is really good.
gavin mcinnes
That's good.
elijah schaffer
And by the end of the day, too, this will probably have like 30 or 40,000 views by the time the show starts.
Nice.
So this is a, we would have had more if we would have been in the front player, but we found out that he's a terrorist.
So that sucks.
So talk to me, Kunya.
Talk to me about the show tonight.
I'm going to be there too, by the way.
If you don't know these guys, I'm going to be there.
And I'm not in like some VIP room or something like that.
anthony cumia
Oh, no, just hanging with everyone else.
elijah schaffer
Just hanging around.
You know, you want to grab some tickets, buy some drinks, support the show, right?
Some food and try not to do ketamine.
But anyway, what's the show tonight?
anthony cumia
Black Box, Boca Black Box, 8 p.m. is showtime.
I guess doors are a little earlier than that.
Myself, the great Josh Denny, and the great Mr. Gavin McInnes take the stage.
And we've called it in the past.
We've called it offensive spoken word.
gavin mcinnes
Perfect.
anthony cumia
A lot of people think it's stand-up like your typical stand-up.
There are jokes, believe me.
You're going to laugh.
But it's, yeah, offensive spoken word.
gavin mcinnes
It's offensive spoken word.
And if you are an obese woman who had a rough high school career and you're in Antifa, I cannot recommend enough coming to the venue with a bullhorn and a COVID mask and bring a couple of beta males with COVID masks also.
And just yell at the front of the venue.
Just yell through the bull.
elijah schaffer
You think in Boca you'll get that?
I don't know about here, right?
gavin mcinnes
It's been every show so far.
But the funny thing is we're so happy to be with our friends and stuff that without exception, we always get the notice like there's Antifa outside.
And I remember like many, maybe 10 years ago, I'd be like, holy fuck, what the, we should get out there or what should we do?
And now it's just become like, what?
Oh, okay.
Anyway, so I get out there on Friday, right?
And I'm freaking out.
Like, it's just, it's like saying it's raining outside.
anthony cumia
At first, it was like in the movie Platoon, we were like Charlie Sheen's character, just cherry.
Oh, what's happening out there?
Is Charlie out in the book?
And now we're just like Sergeant Barnes.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
anthony cumia
We're just like, don't care.
gavin mcinnes
Charlie.
anthony cumia
Go ahead.
Explosions go off behind us.
We don't even flinch.
You just look and go, yeah, whatever.
elijah schaffer
Don't you feel like that now?
Don't you feel like, I feel like, you know, I just got my speech canceled at NYU, but there's like 400 people that were supposed to come to a protest.
And they're doing registrations now for their own protests.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's very bizarre.
You had a big one with Stein recently, too.
There was a very big problem.
gavin mcinnes
People wanted to kill us, which is actually the police had to blow traffic lights to get us out of there.
So, yes, Trump's in office, but don't think woke is dead.
anthony cumia
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
No, hey, but according to the left, dude, according to the left, we're in the golden age.
I mean, the right wing, we're in the golden age of Magaza.
And we're in Magaza, and Woke is so dead because, you know, DC Drano said so.
So that's, it's dead.
anthony cumia
Woke is dead.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
gavin mcinnes
Woke is dying.
elijah schaffer
But it dies every day.
It's like, I think, I think people's shits that they give about it is dying.
It does seem like the wokes aren't going.
They're not.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The wokes are still around.
gavin mcinnes
It's like an incredibility, but it's still there.
anthony cumia
If you heard there was a not a trans storyboard, what was it?
gavin mcinnes
Drag queen story hour.
anthony cumia
Drag queen story hour.
You'd look like, what?
That was like a while ago.
It's silly and stupid now.
It was silly and stupid then, but it really just seems like dated now when they try to do stuff like that.
elijah schaffer
Like pronouns seem like a, yeah, you're like in the 70s asking people to go to the disco.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you want to, you want to go, do you want to go shimmy at the disco?
anthony cumia
And you're like, you're like, what?
elijah schaffer
They them?
anthony cumia
You're in the 80s wearing bell bottoms still.
Yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Remember the Elijah disco was huge right up until you know what though?
elijah schaffer
I'm going to actually, I actually do want to give credit to the right wing for killing Woke, because I actually think that the right wing made pronouns so cringe that even the cringe left didn't want to use them when they started introducing, like at CPAC, like my pronouns are kiss my ass.
And then I think, like even the left was like, is that how it sounds?
gavin mcinnes
You know, it's like the word woke, that that was their word.
anthony cumia
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Then, like you know what I mean, like using it uh, but it's like it's, it's sort of like uh, it's sort of like uh, I'm now at war with the right wing.
You know, like once once, like James Lindsey and Jordan Peterson and stuff started doing all this stuff.
I'm like you know, maybe I am at war with you guys because this is gay.
You know, this is, this is just, this isn't even fun.
unidentified
You know he's like hey, Buckle this afternoon.
elijah schaffer
It's like.
You know it's like hey, buddy.
You know like i'll i'll, I will do drugs with you Jordan, but like I don't want to hear you lecture me, it's like, did you get your room in order?
It's like your daughter was with Andrew Tate.
You know like I, I don't know, I don't like, I don't, I don't really care, but like, why are you lecturing me?
You know, on my life, when you just like a rattled old drug addicted guy and that's just Gavin, i'm scared you stole my fucking joke now okay well, there you go anyways.
gavin mcinnes
What's the matter with that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah yeah well, one day i'll get funny, it's not today, uh.
So uh, appreciate it, I will be there, they'll be there.
Uh, make sure that you also.
Uh we've, we've been told to tell you guys, if you need more info, dm Josh Denny directly.
Oh wow, on x.
gavin mcinnes
The details are really on tweet.
The compound censored twitter account, the.
The details are the pinned tweet.
anthony cumia
Tell him you're from DOOR DASH, he'll get right back to you.
elijah schaffer
yeah we uh it was a lot of fat jokes last night on the show i have no doubt there's a lot of it no doubt he was like yeah like he's like are you a big comedian i'm kind of big i go kind of but he doesn't drink no he doesn't drink or smoke Smoke, and I go, bro, you chose the wrong vice because at least when you drink and smoke, you can look like shit, but like not morbidly obese and shit.
You know what I mean?
Like when you drink, when you drink a smoke, you kind of look like shit.
That's what we are.
We're all here looking like this.
But at the same time, it's also pretty fucking fun.
anthony cumia
Yeah, yeah, that's fun.
I can't imagine walking around with that much weight being like a fun thing like smoking and drinking.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I wish he was on this.
He should have came back on today.
Why wasn't he here?
anthony cumia
He's probably either listening or watching.
So why wasn't he here?
elijah schaffer
He should have fucking been on the show today.
That would have been a better promo if he was on the show.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But then that would have meant we had plans.
And so, you know, not at this studio.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
You can follow me at elijahshafer.locals.com.
All my social media is right in the same place.
It's free.
It doesn't cost you anything to join.
It's a social media website made by a homosexual Jew.
So I hope you enjoy it.
It really was.
gavin mcinnes
Nice time.
Thanks for having us.
It was nice to see you.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, sir.
gavin mcinnes
Good variety.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's always good to have you down.
It would be cool one day if we were like the other big networks.
We're like, imagine if everyone is in one building and we actually did real shows and run each other's shows.
And it was like, but the other too old for that.
You just want to be left the fuck alone and get your shit and get out, huh?
gavin mcinnes
Well, the right is terrible at unity.
So there will never be a giant mini mall of right-wingers.
We all hate each other too much.
anthony cumia
Waking up and walking into my studio at my house, I'm really going to give that up.
gavin mcinnes
Well, you did, dude.
anthony cumia
You go to, you've got to do a show with ABC.
I got a real job.
I'm like an idiot.
elijah schaffer
What is that?
anthony cumia
I do Sunday nights on WABC Radio.
gavin mcinnes
You should Google your guests before you have them on.
anthony cumia
Yeah, he's 8 to 11 p.m.
WABC, 77 WABC app.
Affiliates all over the country.
Better than I thought.
I'll tell that story when we're done.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say, because I got offered a really good job at RT recently, too.
unidentified
You did?
Yeah.
anthony cumia
Like broadcast radio?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And on Sputnik, I got offered a job too.
unidentified
All right.
gavin mcinnes
And to do Soviet propaganda.
elijah schaffer
Well, hey, with that kind of money.
gavin mcinnes
Laurie Channel is really well.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But except for if I did that, it would be publicly disclosed.
So I would make a public disclosure I was working for them, you know?
That'd be a big difference.
Saying that you're taking money from Russia is a little different than not saying it.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Right.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
It's true, but not Israel.
You should, if you ever get money from Israel, don't say it because then if you do say it, you might get mad.
And if you don't say it, that means you work in right-wing media.
So that'll be Ant-Man, ladies and gentlemen.
gavin mcinnes
Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not the Ant-Man.
I'm head of his fan club, the Ant Army.
elijah schaffer
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ant-Man.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, the Ant-Man.
gavin mcinnes
Wait, no, over there.
anthony cumia
Bottom of my thorax, I thank you all.
elijah schaffer
All right, all I want to end with is this.
If people want to find you and follow you, Anthony, where are you live?
Where do you go?
What's going on?
anthony cumia
So easy, my friends.
Anthony Kumia on X and Compound Media on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
And of course, the Ant-Man fan club.
Gavin McGinnis.
gavin mcinnes
I'm only at Compound Censored, where the URL is censored.tv.
That's it.
I'm banned from everything else, including Australia.
elijah schaffer
Well, he's not banned from this show, so hopefully that's good.
anthony cumia
I wonder what that would fucking take.
elijah schaffer
Oh, tune in from this show?
anthony cumia
Yeah.
That's a tough nut right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, last time I seen him shirtless, it was a tough nut for me, too, but it wasn't my proudest tug.
To the rest of you guys watching, I'll see you tonight in Boca Baton.
Everyone knows our studios in Boca Matona in the Jewish colony are right next to Ben Shapiro's studio, which is literally down the street.
So that's actually very funny.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
May God bless the United States of America.
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