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April 30, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Total Indian TAKEOVER: Has The WEST Completely FALLEN? | Guest: Josh Denny

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unidentified		There is no way that Canada can be saved.
		We have brought in so many immigrants and we have diluted our values to such a high degree that we don't even know what the nation of Canada is anymore.
		Go to Brampton, go to Surrey, go to Edmonton and Calgary right now.
		You will not recognize the place that you are in.
		We're not bringing in the world's best and brightest folks.
		We had very high standards for bringing people in, and we were bringing in great immigrants who are contributing to our economy.
		We are now bringing in people who cost the Canadian taxpayer an average of $3,500 a month, which is more than our elderly get from OAS and CPP combined on average.
		We are right now a hotel for the world's welfare cases.
		Our productivity has not gone up in the last decade.
		That means we've brought in 4 million people and seen no increase in productivity, but it gets worse.
		We haven't seen any GDP growth.
		I think it's over the last 10 years, 0.97.
		When you account for things like inflation and immigration, we have seen a decrease in our quality of life over the last decade, and it's only going to get worse.
		So, do I think Canada can be saved?
		Absolutely not.
		Not only do I not think that it can be saved, I think that if we try to save it, it will be just like, you know, those horrible, tragic stories where someone swims out to help their drowning friend and they both die together.
		It's time to leave.
		And if we don't get out now, then I suggest getting out.
		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it turns out that the Jeets don't make things better in Western countries.
		Who would have known from, I don't know, thousands of videos that are uploaded every day from a place called India, where you see how they live in their home country that importing that into your country isn't a good idea.
		But you would think that people would wake up.
		You know, they'd be like, huh.
		So my daughter's been raped four times this week, right, by Pakistani gangs.
		Actually, all the gangs have gotten a piece of her.
		You know, I've been frauded, and that was just by the Vek Ramaswamy and his, you know, his startup company, but not to mention the other Jeets who are ripping you off at the gas station with their skimmers.
		You would think, hey, maybe, maybe this is terrible.
		The trash, the pollution, and their horrid accents.
		Maybe, maybe we don't want more of this.
		Well, Canada had a resolution.
		They had a vote and they decided, they came together.
		They said, what should we do?
		Should we stop the illegal immigration?
		Should we stop the legal immigration?
		No, let's just have more of the same.
		And I got to ask yourselves, ask yourself, and I'm going to ask myself: is democracy going to get us out of this?
		And I just don't think it is, which is why over 52% of Gen Z believe in some sort of an authoritarian solution to what's going on here.
		Is that the right way?
		We're talking about these stories and so much more here at Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
		Let's start the show.
		You know what I mean?
unidentified		A little humping action, but I couldn't wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't wait.
		Speaking of that, Rabbi Shmooley's nephew is on the show today.
		He designer that you said, hey, it's weird for a rabbi to own butt plugs.
		We're not the guy who designed the butt plugs.
		My guest tonight, introduce yourself.
		Tell us why you're here.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Hey, I'm Josh Denny, stand-up comedian.
		I'm here because we have a gig tomorrow.
		Myself, Gavin McInnes, Anthony Kumia, part of the America Strikes Back tour.
		And it was so lucky to be here with you guys tonight.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, how's America striking back?
		I mean, it's not doing well for the Empire.
		Am I right about that?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, we're doing our best.
		You know, it's, I think we're striking back in the sense of, you know, trying to fight back against the shit that we're still dealing with.
		You know, what's crazy is you think that we're sort of winning the culture war, right?
		When you see the political shift through the election and everything else.
		And I think like for the first few months after that happened, you were like, oh, America's back.
		You know what I mean?
		And then here we are out touring and doing stand-up shows and we're getting protested by Antifa and venues are shutting us down and places are canceling our contracts and Eventbrite is kicking us off their platforms.
		So it feels like we're back in 2017 all over again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's weird Antiva would protest you guys because they're very pro-LGBTQ and I remind them all the hosts and the comedians playing are all gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was like, hey, they're all gay in there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		That's true.
		Yeah, yeah, no, we finish with a, well, we start gay and then we finish very gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what that's what Gavin said.
		He was like, you know, half my set is about my wife's clit.
		And I go, wow, very exciting stuff, Gavin.
		I wonder why people are canceling your event.
		Basically, there's being more Mexicans inside the event than outside, you know, protesting it.
		That's kind of the fun thing about what you guys do.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're the worst white supremacists in the history of white supremacy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, we're sort of like if a DEI firm tried to start their own white supremacist group, we have more black and brown white supremacists than any other white supremacy group in the history of them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, now I'm protesting the event.
		Yes, you know, I thought we had a couple of Romans going on, maybe, you know, some Pepe costumes, perhaps some orgies like the Romans had, too.
		I was trying to see what you look like with your shirt off so you have nice breasts.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you know, they're pretty good.
		I've been working on them.
		So, you know, if you're a breast man, if you're a breast man, you know, that's, I've, I'm, it's like I like thighs and breasts.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It depends on what night I'm trying to have.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but no dark meat for you, right, Elijah?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no dark meat, unless some six vodkas deep.
		But anyway.
		Yeah, it's true.
		I'm not a big man on spices, but alcohol can cure anything.
		That being said, speaking of somebody that I still have regrets on that one night back in college, the host of Snowflake News, Michael Hennessy, welcome back to the show.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Hey, happy to be here, man.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We can't make fun of you too much because there's a lot of gay shit that goes on in the background here.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Follow the foreground.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		Follow locals.
		You'll get that little extra content.
		It is free.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's free and it doesn't cost you anything.
		It's just being gay.
		And that means that speaking of someone who's also very supportive of all this, the man behind all that kind of content, he films it all.
		He's not willing to get involved in it.
		He's just willing to participate and support it.
		Michael Nendoza of the MendozaReport.com.
		Welcome back.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What's going on?
		Good to be here.
		There's my applause.
		You know, I was going to say, you know, Josh thinks that they're the worst white supremacists.
		Well, he's clearly never been here before.
		So we have the worst white supremacists.
		And also, big shout out to him to wearing the Riff TV logo tonight.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We appreciate you.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We appreciate you.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So, you know, big shout out to him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He comes pre-branded like a slave from the 1800s.
unidentified		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, oh, hey, what's up?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I like people to know who I belong to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we got to get back to that.
		You know, the thing is, it's like, remember, let me tell you a black person, if you're out there and you're feeling lonely tonight, there was a time in history where you were always belonging to somebody.
		So maybe things haven't improved so much.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There was a time when black people could never get lonely because they always had someone just looking out for them.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's a good era, good time.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		I mean, I see that, you know, they're doing cruises again.
		I was like, I'm kind of, you know, black people have come a long way.
		The fact that they're willingly getting on boats in 2025 to fight each other.
		You know how hard it was to get them to do that back then?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, like a bottle of promising Hennessy.
		You know what I mean?
		Speaking of Hennessy, promising them Hennessy on a boat.
		They call it a carnival cruise, but it's like you look at who's on there and that's a damn show.
		You know what I mean?
		It's the circus.
		It's the circus animals.
		That's all I'm going to say.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you know, there's this long time myth that, you know, white people captured slaves with like nets and spears and fishing line or something back in the day when everybody knows that all you had to do is just put one white bitch at the base of the boat.
unidentified		And then they just sort of hate it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's true, but she was, you've already mentioned she was morbidly obese.
		So it was like, they were like, hey, how do you capture black slaves in Africa?
		Bring, ship all the fat bitches to the shores of Africa.
		They'll come right out, invite them on the boats.
		And it's like, the fatter, the better.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, why do you think the paintings were like that back then?
		They were used.
		That was a lighthouse, my friend.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they were trying to entice blacks into Europe, but we all know they were.
		And they have done it successfully.
		There was speed of paintings.
		There was a painter out there that warned us about this.
		You know about him?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		Yeah.
		Very famous painter.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		His name was Vincent Van Gogh.
		Some people don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was warning us about Democrats, which is actually crazy.
		Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
		We have a great show for you guys today.
		A great start to a great night.
		We're talking about the idea of the total Jeet Takeover.
		Has the West completely fallen?
		And we're looking at what's going on in the world by watching India and Australia fall right before our eyes.
		Luckily for us in the United States, we have a pretty large population that unfortunately comes with pros, that comes with cons.
		We do have, you know, Dodge Charger owners in our country, which is always causing serious criminal issues.
		But overall, you know, the idea and the dream of America still exists, but it's fading, unfortunately.
		It's fading.
		I'm still coughing from the smell of weed in New York.
		You know, I can't think over all of that.
		We are in a very interesting, weird, and degenerate time.
		I was also in that time a long time ago, too, but I'm still in it, right?
		We're all in it.
		And it does rub off on you.
		And sometimes if you let those degenerates, you know, influence you, you might rub one off too.
		Which is, yeah, there you go.
		That's actually a true statement.
		Anyway, before we talk about that, I want to remind you guys, speaking of what it means to be a real human being, many of you guys know that testosterone levels are down.
		Take a look at the people on the show right now.
		Take a look.
		Go ahead and scan around.
		So many people.
unidentified		Boom.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at that.
		Wow.
		That's horrible.
		Just getting it there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I used to be in great shape.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And then you met Gavin McKinnon.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And then I started going to these fight clubs and smothering guys with my tips.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was like, gay sex clubs are, you know, they don't make you gain weight, man.
		I'm just telling you the truth.
		It's true, but you do.
		But hey, the HIV, I heard you're battling it well.
		And I heard it's.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		God, if I, first of all, if I have HIV, you want my strain because it's eating me very slowly.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Dude, don't tempt me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You already got me with the tape of the wailing while humping.
		But I was going to say, you know, testosterone is down.
		You know, we talk about this a lot.
		Men's grips are down.
		Literally, dudes, like if you're over 25 and you're not getting a boner in the morning, it's not because God has made you holy.
		It's because you have low T. You should be waking up with a boner.
		You should be having sexual dreams.
		Your brain should be turned on.
		Again, if you're a Christian, you're like trying not to have sex with women and stuff.
		That's one thing.
		But not wanting to.
		Something's wrong with your testosterone levels, right?
		So you should be attracted to women.
		You should be out there.
		You should be moving.
		And the problem is, is a lot of guys aren't even as young as 18.
		And the reason why is a lot of combining factors, but the only way to get through this is by two things.
		Number one, you got to change your lifestyle.
		I'm never going to tell you there's never going to be a miracle drug that's going to fix your life.
		Start doing some push-ups.
		You freaking fatty.
		You got to do that.
		I'm telling you, do some push-ups every night.
		And I have weight, I could lose two.
		So it's not even saying, you know, you don't want to compare yourself to anyone.
		Just start doing that.
		But number two, you've got to supplement.
		And the problem with most supplements is they digest into your gut and then they break down and they don't absorb.
		So there's only two ways to take testosterone boosters into your ass, which, of course, that's why we have Danny on tonight.
		He loves it.
		He knows all about that.
		But for the rest of us, you might not be into that.
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		Most likely, I've already had some of you say that that's improved.
		You can go more rounds in the bed.
		Crazy stuff.
		This is a guy show for guys.
		How am I saying that?
		You get better loads, go more rounds, those kind of things.
		And also your grit, your determination.
		It all comes back when you supplement.
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		So since we usually invite our guests on, we're just mean to them.
		So this is a good start.
		We've been mean to everybody today.
		I'm feeling it, but you know what?
		I'm tired of being mean to white men.
		Too many people have been mean to us, sir.
		And I feel like it's time to get mean to minorities.
		Sometimes it's raining, when it's raining outside and it's bad weather, my wife looks out the window.
		She does, she always goes, looks like a good day to have a minority deliver me food.
		You know?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's always a good day, right?
		When the weather's bad, you're just like, some guy named Tagjeet is going to bring me some Taco Bell.
		I'm going to regret it.
		But you know what?
		It's okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I live in Los Angeles.
		So I don't know that you can have a white deliver you food.
		I think it's a hate crime.
		You know, you definitely can't request it.
		Not since the last update.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It'd be nice if they had a little dropdown.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like, I want this one to deliver.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It'd be fantastic, right?
		No, it's always, it's always a brown.
		It's always some kind of brown.
		We have a lot of Russians, though, in my neighborhood.
		Like, I live in the valley in LA, and so we get a lot of gorges and what are gorges.
		You know, like a gorgon.
		Yeah, he's like Armenian Russians.
		You know, we get a lot of those kind of.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't like their men, but their women are not too bad.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They're great.
		Their men are great, too.
		Their men fight gays in the streets of Glendale.
		Like, what's not to love about them?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Tell us about that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So when they took the first spring.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It was hard to get an Uber that day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you what.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I was like, when you got into that fight, surprising at the airport was fucking insane.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's judged against 20 Armenian guys out in the street.
		It was actually their last show, the compound censor show, and they detected it because they didn't like fags.
		So what happened, though?
		I mean, that was a crazy story, right?
		They all teamed up together and they started fighting gays in LA.
		That's a crazy story.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was about curriculum at the school in Glendale, and they were just like, you know, they were trying to do gay shit.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And the Armenian Christians were like, we don't.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I know what you're talking about.
		I remember this when they all got together and protested out.
		Yeah, you can fucking.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you can find videos of it too, where they were like fist fighting trans.
		It was like an 80-year-old Armenian guy in a track suit fighting like a fucking trans.
		It was pretty great.
		It was pretty great.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And they all rolled up in white BMWs.
		So I've heard is the custom for Armenians in LA is they always drive like some kind of a white luxury car.
		Either BMW or a Mercedes.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You go Me Cedes.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're not bad neighbors, and they make the problem.
		Can we talk about the problem with minority women, though?
		Because the justification for minority invasion is always the women, right?
		And remember, what we used to do, the Spanish went and found the little small hill mole people in the south here.
		And then they made a new race called Mexican.
		But the way they've been behaving in the last 50 years, they should be called Mexicants because they really can't get their shit together.
		However, neither can we really.
		So what do we do?
		We import a lot of them.
		But today, I think it's funny.
		Mexicans like, we're the indigenous.
		We're from here.
		It's like, you're literally a race created by Europeans raping people.
		So that's kind of cool, I guess.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of how a lot of us got here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We're all sort of rape babies if you think about it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's how we got here.
		I mean, they raped me and he's like, now can we go in?
		I'm like, we can go in now.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen, you can rape Joey, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We haven't been raping Joey.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You actually got the mug, too.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, where's the mug at?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen, as a descendant of Vikings, I'd like to say that we were the first raping pillagers.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So give us our first descent.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wow, they've really, really far removed.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, they didn't have Taco Bell back in the wooden ship days.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We'll rape your woman and we'll eat all the food.
		It's like, no, come on, Josh.
		Not all the food.
		We're going to just rape the wooden.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But we'll eat the food too.
		You can definitely tell I'm one of the pillagers.
		I'm more of a pillager, if I'm being honest.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not really into the rape based on the story.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't pillager the raping.
		I can't get over the crying and the whining and the bitching and the, you know, I'm dry.
		Like, shut the fuck up and cook something.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's like, he's the guy you want to come take over your town.
		He doesn't want your body.
		He just wants a good hot meal.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		And then if you don't give it to me, then that's when the rape comes in.
		It's pretty, you know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You know what I want to do?
		Obviously, he's talking about fictitiously in the city.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If you don't like the culture, I will fuck you.
		Listen, I haven't eaten since earlier today, and there's two or three that are fitting to get it.
		If something when I walked in, one of your interns kept asking me if I wanted refreshments, and I go, I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's because he's brown and he's trying to fit in.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He's like, oh, refreshments.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He thinks that's what white people should be.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He thinks that's what makes sense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's trying to fit in with white people.
		So I'm saying he's like, oh, how do white people see drinks?
		Like, hello, mate.
		You want some refreshments?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What'd you get all that refreshments?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wrong country.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wrong country.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're overdoing it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm not that white.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you see what this motherfucker's wearing too?
		Look at this.
		This is what dark people wear.
		Check this out.
		Go to it.
		Come in here.
unidentified		Come over here.
unidentified		Get in front of me.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You're protected.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Don't be shy.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You're the YN.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That is the internet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I haven't even gotten my new wallet back from being stolen in Del Rey, and he's already wearing that.
		He's waiting for the Amazon package to arrive so he can pull it off the front porch.
		That's crazy, huh?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's our intern.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what it was?
		Is that we had too many white people working here, and Gavin was like, your operation is not Jewish enough or brown enough like mine.
		So could you make it more diverse?
		And I was like, yeah, Gavin, that's how we're going to save the West.
		Being friends with Jews and hiring minorities, good idea.
		So I went and actually did it.
		It was a good idea.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's, you know, he has them from time to time.
		Gavin has a few good ideas from time to time.
		I've heard.
		You got to like, you got to pick one.
		You know what I mean?
		You can't be against all the groups.
		So Gavin's is the Jews.
		Like, Gavin's, Gavin's like, listen, we like the Jews.
		Everybody else can kick rocks.
		So, you know, you got to have that one that you cling to so that you're not all the way Hitler.
		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was going to say, that's like being like, hey, I'm not gay because I sleep with everyone who's not girls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's like, well, I don't know what you mean.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Go on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That would be kind of a crazy.
		Well, you know, I'm not most gay.
		I sleep with trans and trans and it's like, yeah, it's like, well, that's kind of also gay.
		It's like, yeah, but don't worry.
		We all have to pick somebody.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You can't ignore them all.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You got to pick one out of the group.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, let's hate.
		It's like, hey, I did everything in the house today except change the batteries and the smoke alarm.
		Well, then we didn't solve the problem, did we, Josh?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's fun.
		You know, it's fun to be a Jew-loving Nazi.
		I think it's kind of a nice, you know, it's a nice, it sort of strips everything down to the absurdity of it to where you now none of it sticks, right?
		So, like, if you're a Jew-loving Nazi, thank you.
		There we go.
		Is this directly from Israel?
		These look like dollars, not shekels.
		I've been had.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who knew that everyone's a cheap slut these days and money talks?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you know, that goes around.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's old tale as old as time, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, speaking of that, speaking of you guys, your cash too, by the way.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, no, I'm actually agreeing with you 100%.
		Everything that you're telling me.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is like a Tyler Fisher Dr. Fausti video, like you need 10 jabs.
		Listen, I have listened.
		After that, after the incidents of October 7th, I believe that no measure of force is too much.
		It's a fun hat to try on once in a while.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		And it's a small hat, too.
		What was funny is my son, my dad bought me a watch, and my son pulled it out, the watch, and it comes around that little tiny pillow, right?
		And he goes, what's this?
		And I said, son, that's a Jewish man's pillow.
		My wife looked at me like, huh?
		I said, everything in their homes are small.
		Their pillows, their hats.
		You know, they all come, everything's smaller.
		But don't let, because you know why?
		It's all to make their bank accounts look bigger.
		You know what I mean?
		It's like, it's like, hey, we keep everything small except our wallets, and that we pack fat with cash.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How do you, and that's the thing is, actually, they need some Jews to support their event and money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So if you got Jewish money and you want to support them.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think we have some.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think generally, I think we have some that are coming out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Me and my wife might be there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So that makes sense.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		So that'll be good.
		That'll be a good time.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Not Irish.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's true.
		Someone's like, I love Claire Francis.
		Are you Jewish?
		You go, no, Schaefer's an ambulance company.
		It's like, medicine?
		Sure it is.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sure, it is.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Part of the tribe.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, you know, there was a time.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're Scotch-Irish.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We always do.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We're Scotch-Irish.
		We just resettled after Cromwell renamed it New Jerusalem.
		So, you know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is this not what they do, Mike?
		Is this not what bankers do?
		Because I'm just saying bankers because the Tucker came up with the episode today called like how bankers are like manipulating our culture and destroying us.
		And I like how Pastor Joel Webbin retweeted it and said, ah, those pesky bankers.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is sort of a red herring these days because you do have to be specific because people still pretend that Jews are on Hollywood, but they don't.
		It's black women who went to liberal Jewish-run colleges who have been indoctrinated into DEI ways of thinking.
		So this idea that they're actual Jews is insane.
		They're all black women that are in these executive positions at different studios, and they're the ones who decide what programming is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there's only one group I like to hate more than the guy that runs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the thing is, even Jews hate black women.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's everyone.
		Who likes black women?
		I don't even think black women like black women.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You ever seen that?
		You ever sequisha slap the shit out of Janiah?
		You ever seen that?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Who do you see fistfighting black women more than other black women?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I think I have a bit of a, we have some of that in here.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Some kind of shrimp buffet that popped off earlier.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We actually do have a picture of a black woman fighting.
		Let me bring this up here for a second.
		Check this out.
		Check this out.
		Here it is.
unidentified		See that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So here she goes.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, everyone's respecting her.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this is 100 men versus her.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		This is going viral.
unidentified		All right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is very inappropriate.
		No, we have to talk about that.
		I was like, how long is it going to take before we get into the 100Ns versus one gorilla discussion?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is this a male version of Would You Love Me If I Was a Caterpillar or something?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
		What I think is hilarious is how many black people are strategizing on how they would do it.
		Like, there's a, I don't know if you guys can pull this up, but Van Lathan posted like almost like a whiteboard where he, it's on his Instagram.
		He posted a whiteboard where it was like, this is how we'll do it, blacks.
		And it was like, he had like waves of different kinds of black guys that would come in to fight the one gorilla.
		Oh, it was pretty funny.
		I got to be honest.
		It was because I think it was genuine.
		I think it was like, oh, no, we got this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're figuring this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		To be completely honest, though, that's like, it's not a joke, though.
		Let me put a pause on this.
		This guy went crazy.
		Look at this.
		So, so people have been asking this.
		I love, I love and hate the new algorithms.
		Nothing I hate more.
		We do it, though.
		We make these threads are useless threads that get me locked in.
		And I hate myself for it because, you know, Musk ruined the algorithms with this thread thing.
		Like, you used to be able to just make a funny joke and it would go viral.
		Now you have to write 30 paragraphs of the essay.
		And yeah, but we have it here.
unidentified		Look at this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out.
		So 100 versus girl, even better.
		There's a wild debate going on.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It says, if you go back to it, it says 100 us.
		So don't get mad if anybody calls you that from now on.
		Van Lathan, of course, he and I go way back to when I was canceled in 2018.
		famous for going on his podcast and using the word directly in his face um but it's uh what word was that yeah You know the word.
		Oh, us.
		I thought it was us.
		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
		You know what's crazy?
		It's crazy that, you know, as a white man, you can get canceled in 2025 calling a black man the N-word to his face.
		Well, first of all, I didn't show up.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I didn't call him that to his face.
		It's like, we were discussing the word.
		We were discussing the word.
		And then, like one of them, he started to be one.
unidentified		And you became one of us.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		And I was like, only 99 more to go.
		And we'll have the required amount.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's so wild.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We were talking about it in the context of using it in jokes.
		And you're saying, I was basically saying, like, if somebody else uses that word in the context of being racist and you're making fun of that person, how does that then make you racist?
		You know, logic, breaking things down.
		These are all foreign concepts.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can I see this?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		First, let me just make sure that's unmuted because.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because the tab's off and muted.
		This is great.
		As we talk about that, I want to remind you guys something very important.
		Many of you guys know we've been talking a lot about the products from Van Man.
		And the reason why is because, number one, these are toxin-free products.
		So think of it like the opposite of if the show is a product, this is the opposite of that, right?
		So this has nothing bad in it.
		It only has healthy things for you.
		And what is this?
		Well, it's a glass jar.
		But what's inside of it?
		Pleasure.
		Okay.
		I'm not joking.
		This is some serious loop.
		No, it's moisturizer.
		Okay.
		And it's got a whole, it's got a really odd-shaped indentation.
		And, you know, Hennessy had this.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		New version of American Pie.
unidentified		Correct.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's like a, yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So this is, no, but it's beef tallow balm.
		Essentially, it's like, think of it like if you use like pawpaw ointment if you're from a foreign country or you use uh like Vaseline or something.
		This is a healthy version of that that works for your face made from beef tallow, honey, and essential oils.
		All natural, no added chemicals, all come from the earth, and it lasts forever.
		Not only do they have this amazing moisturizer that you can use, the reason why I like it is because like, you know, a lot of this weird moisturizing cream can't be used when you're breastfeeding.
		I'm trying to have six kids.
		I'm trying to repopulate the earth.
		My wife's always pregnant when we're breastfeeding.
		So we can't use those products on her.
		Plus, my kids get like cracked skin.
		And, you know, this is good for like diaper rash or anything like that.
		And as a man, you don't feel gay because you're not buying, you know, soan sois francoca, you know, for your face.
		You're just buying beef towel.
		It's like, what do you put on your face bag?
		And you're like, it's just beef, buddy.
		It's steak.
		No, but it smells.
		It doesn't smell it.
		It smells like like honey and essential oils.
		So don't worry.
		Your wife will like it too.
		You'll love it.
		Plus, you can get their fluoride-free toothpowder.
		You get their aluminum-free deodorant, all this stuff you use in your house, but without the toxins, parabens, SLS, all that, you know, crappy stuff in it.
		Pick your stuff up today at vanman.shop slash Elijah.
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		All right, let's watch it.
		So this is why he got canceled.
		This is crazy.
		I never would have thought that this would happen.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Album, there's a joke in there where I talk about how my father made a racist joke to me and my girlfriend.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He said, at least your girlfriend's only sand, not all the way.
unidentified		I asked you not to say the N-word.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I asked you.
unidentified		You thought.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Which, by the way, very good point my old man made.
		You know what I mean?
		He's being logical.
unidentified		I feel like this was a moment for me because I was able to keep my composure while doing it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it really wasn't, though, because there's a moment where I call him out and I go, why are you bawling your fists like you want to fight me?
		We're having a fucking conversation.
		Be an adult.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Sound that out?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Didn't like that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Of course, they're not going to show that on the TMZ.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is the one that went.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They don't show the two-hour nuanced conversation where we hug at the end.
		That doesn't fix America.
		They show, they go, look, he called him the end to his face and he didn't kill him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's crazy, too.
		Like, we, we went down like 400 live years.
		You see that?
		We were like being racist for a while.
		And it's like crazy that people don't like racism because I thought it's 2025.
		I thought we've gotten over.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It's a current year.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, can we grow up, people?
		Can you stop being a dull black person?
		Here's the thing.
		About the racism stuff, though.
		I think it's funny that everyone like looked at the black guy like, hey, how did you not kill him?
		Because the first response of a white person is like, someone used a bad word to a black guy.
		We all assumed he would murder him.
		We just immediately come to like, that's crazy.
		I'm like, we're giving the black guy props like, hey, tell us how you didn't kill someone when they used a word you didn't like.
		And everyone's like shocked.
		And he's like, he's like a hero now.
		He's like, dude, it's this crazy thing you ever heard of.
		It's called impulse control.
		Found out about it.
		Found out about it that night.
		And no one in my family believes me.
unidentified		No one fucking believes me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's this thing you could do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When you want to kill someone or hurt someone, you can just walk away.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It was also a total media setup in that because before we did the podcast, I was like, hey, is there any language I can't use?
		Like, because we're going to talk about, we're going to talk about the fact that I use the N-word in jokes.
		So like, can I use it?
		Can I weird it or do you not want me to use it?
		And he goes, yeah, we'll just bleep you.
		No problem.
		And then had that reaction.
		So it was like a total, what you can't see in that shot is behind him on a couch off to the side, kind of like these guys over here, is my girlfriend, like to his back.
		And the minute he had that reaction, she went, like, you totally got fucked up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're setting you up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was hoping.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, Josh, you know what?
		I hear you, but to be fair, she was wearing a clan outfit.
		So, I mean, you kind of were asking for it.
		So let's just be honest with her.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		First of all, she was Middle Eastern, so wrong kind of robe.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He said almost there.
unidentified		Sand.
unidentified		Sand.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sand, not all the way.
		Which, by the way, real good question.
		Like, I thought we were going to have a really good discussion about what is an all-the-way nigger.
		Like, I was like, what are we?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He dropped a hard R now.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's ready.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, I thought, what a great topic of discussion, right?
		Like, what would qualify?
		Like, what gets you all the way?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like, you know, it's going to be like family guy with a card and they put it next to somebody else.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		This is.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, what is what criteria does one need to achieve all the way?
		And I thought we'd have a fun little back and forth about that.
		Like, I thought we'd do here, but you guys kind of clutch your pearls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was only laughing because I just know that it's going to get pulled off of YouTube.
unidentified		That's all.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I didn't know we were on YouTube.
unidentified		No, I don't care.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I thought we were audience.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was young.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, we're like, we're on the front page of Rumble.com right now.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, we've gone from slightly offensive to all the way.
unidentified		I was like, no, like, I was, I was like, I was like, oh, shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I was like, it's only because it's true.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's only because you're monetized.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If you don't monetize, we're not monetized.
unidentified		We're not monetized.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I was going to say, because we're not monetizing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We use it all the time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't.
		Listen, I don't care.
		I was just laughing.
		I'm like thinking, oh, man, because I was thinking about with the YouTube.
		I'm like, man, I'm going to go try to fix that YouTube channel.
		And I'm like, all right.
unidentified		There's no fact.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		There's not this week.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		There's been no fixing it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, now you guys know what the R on my ass stands for.
unidentified		Now you know why our logo is our logo.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's a hard R.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's a hard R. I'm going to steal it.
		I'm going to start calling our logo the hard R. That's what it is.
		It's a hard no, but the thing is, is that I actually don't care.
		And one of the nice things about censored TV is that this is one of the shows that is public.
		And so that's why people actually watch it, which is rare for the shows on the network.
		Yeah, we have people that actually watch it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We had one that was behind the paywall and nobody watched it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So it's just rare to go through it.
		You can get views on your content and that's censored.
		You can, by the way, go to censored.tv/slash offensive for 20% off your membership.
		But we'll talk about that more at the end.
		You also should support the show, which he does have a comedy show that's tomorrow night at the Boca Box is what it's called?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Boca Black Box.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Boca Black Box.
		But it's like canceling the event price.
		So just show up and buy tickets at the gate, I guess.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You can, or you can go to my website, knobhillproductions.com, or you can go to party events, P-A-R-T-E-A Events.com.
		You can buy tickets there too.
		So we had to get creative when Eventbrite canceled us last week and come up with some ticketing solutions.
		But that's my job.
		That's what I do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, speaking of that, I want to get a little bit into this Canada topic because, you know, we all know who we don't like.
		And I have to say, I don't know if everyone agrees here, but there is actually a colonial plan from India to take over Western countries.
		I don't know people know this.
		Like there's a Indian, they get into office and they do what they do in the private sector.
		They actually are the worst of the worst of the worst in office, like genuinely illiterate.
		So much so that Dinesh D'Souza, an Indian, is like calling out Americans.
		I don't know if you guys saw this.
		He's calling out Americans saying, you guys are retarded.
		You guys are literally bringing in the worst Indians into your country.
		Some people say that's all of them.
		I'm saying I don't know.
		But Dinesh D'Souza is even saying there's an issue.
		Check this out.
		Let me go down here for a second.
		I had to retweet a bunch of this stuff.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I love the idea that we're actually considering that Indians have a strategy, like a deep strategy and influence in this country.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And yet they can't seem to figure out how to cook food without using dried hunks of shit to fuel slugs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, yeah, but they have a cash.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like maybe figure out charcoal and then take over the West.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like toilets exist.
		Yeah, I mean, it is crazy.
		Yeah.
		They just call that, they're like, they're like, oh, like you showed an Indian a house.
		And they're like, oh, nice toilet.
		Like, that's the backyard.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Nice bathroom.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like maybe learn that diarrhea is not a rub, you know, for your protein.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They do, you know, a marinade, if you will.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was going to say, if you will.
		Look what Dinesh D'Souza said.
		So I'm going to show you this video.
		This guy.
		I found out this is a real person.
		It is not Jimmy Fallon in a wig.
		But check this out.
		Look at this person.
		This is crazy.
		That's insane.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That is not a real person.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It looks like a Saturday Night Live skit.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like this guy came out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's one of our congressmen, actually.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, it is not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he looks like an Indian hobbit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I would like to depart.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He looks like he's wearing somebody else's skin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what I said.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He looks like Jimmy Fallon being, he looks like he's from Tropic Thunder, but he's Jimmy Fallon's character.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like if you were trying to convince people that lizard people are real, use that picture.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He might be a burn victim and we're all mean, but anyways, he does look a burn victim, doesn't he?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, he is now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well, he's like, Dinesh said, hey, if this guy lived in India, he would be a municipal clerk or waiter.
		Here he thrives because of diversity.
		On the left, his broken English and semi-illiterate, what is it, solelicisms?
		What is that?
		I mean, I imagine I could spell it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's how you spell it, but is that how you spell it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, soleisms are seen as positive.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So they don't smell the diarrhea on your breath.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We need fewer people like him in this country.
		And I look, I get what Dinesh is saying.
		And I want to say, you know, not to have blanket racism, but like I understand that there are Indians and there are minorities who genuinely liked white culture, wanted to live among whites.
		And the whole reason why they came to our country, which was very hard to get to maybe for them, was the intention of like not being around India.
		Like who wouldn't want to leave India?
		Like I don't blame Dinesh's family for leaving.
		So I want to be like, besides the humor, understanding that, yes, I want to live around whites too.
		That's the problem is I'm trying to do that and I can't get away from all you people.
		It's super fucking annoying.
		But on top of that, I love how Dinesh, who I like, by the way, and is a friend.
		I love how you see Dinesh's caste system reference here.
		Like, Dinesh knows he's in the upper caste.
		You know, Dinesh is like a really, really rich guy.
		He lives in a palace, like Palatial Palace.
		And he married his daughter off to a white guy.
		You know, and his son-in-law is a congressman now.
		He's a friend of ours, Brandon Gill.
		But he's like, he's like getting the jeans out.
		He got his daughter, a white guy.
		He's lightening the skin.
		Like, this guy's got a plan.
		And I like him.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		By the way, have you seen what one generation of, not to be, not to be that guy, but have you seen what one generation of introduction of white genes does to Indian women?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I have a friend who's a political commentator, her name's Priya, and she is half Indian and half white.
		And my God, it's like, it's like all the bad is just out.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, I saw her and I was just like, dude, these eugenicists, they've got a point.
		And it's kind of crazy.
		Like, I went on this, I went on this tour a couple years ago at the Getty Museum, you know, famous for being Gavin Newsom's stomping ground.
		He comes from Getty family money.
		But I went to the Getty Museum to see this like history of Iran and Persia thing.
		And they're showing you sort of the history of their time.
		And you're looking at these crude sculptures of what are clearly inbred Neanderthal people.
		And then it gets to the point where they start looking like beautiful, human.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Or attractive.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And at one point, one girl on the tour was like, why are the, did they get better at sculpting along the way?
		And I go, no, this is this is Alexander the Great.
		This is called Eastern European influence over the culture.
		Like the reason Persians are so beautiful and Indians are not is called colonization.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, and look, this is what I wanted to bring up here.
		Like what's what's crazy about the genes here is like when you talk about people say, you know, oh, you know, Mexican, right?
		What they're saying is like, I always find this to be kind of crazy.
		When you look at like the native, when you look at, where is it here?
		You look at the native people, check this out.
		So this is like what a native person from Mexico looks like.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Or yeah.
		Or, you know, we go down Peru.
		This is what they look like.
		And so people are like, you say you're the Mexican that's there.
		Now, when you look at the Spanish mix, so like people who are not heavily mixed with them, but the Spanish descendants who are literally mostly unmixed, you get someone like this, right?
		So this is also a famous Mexican.
		They're both famous Mexican actresses.
		Okay.
		So like, you know, this is a white woman.
		Okay.
		It's a white woman.
		Obviously Latin, so it's got a little Latin vibe, but it's still a white, which is Caucasian.
		So when they say, you know, non-when they say some Hispanics are white, it's like they intentionally confuse crime statistics because they take this girl here and they're like, well, they are technically white.
		And then they'll be like, oh, but this is a white girl too.
		So they'll label her as white in our in our records.
		Go to that.
		They'll label this woman as a Hispanic white.
		I'm not joking.
		That's how they do it.
		But it's like, it is crazy that Mexican is like, it's a country.
		And so you can marry a tall, light-skinned, beautiful girl, or you can marry an umpa loompa with an egg face, which is also what my wife called me when she first met me.
		She's like, I love the look.
		I love the round head.
		I love the fat cheeks.
		But I'm not short.
		And that's one thing that's like, people always ask me this question, right?
		They always date short girls.
		I was like, you like short girls?
		They come in all shapes, flavors, and sizes.
		I'm married now, so I don't like anyone else but my wife.
		But back in the day, yeah, would I have dated girls across the spectrum?
		Yes.
		But when I was looking for a wife, retardation?
unidentified		Yeah.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		She's down with the downs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		As long as you get their caretaker to talk about.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Heart of gold, these girls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Does she consent?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		She's like, I mean, I put a special out last year called Goliath in July.
		And there's a 20-minute bit at the end of that that makes a pretty strong, compelling case for the fact that, hey, women with Down syndrome aren't that much more retarded than the everyday average walking around lady.
		And second of all, much nicer.
		Much nicer.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen some of them?
		Do you know girls are fake?
		There's a Down syndrome filter, and girls are faking having Down syndrome.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I gotta, I feel like, that's how bad their personalities are.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Now they have to pretend to be retarded so that you will think they're a good person.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know, I like that idea.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		At least Down syndrome are retarded and nice to be.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But they're beautiful human beings.
		Yeah.
		If you ask, and I'm like, quote, I'm like paraphrasing my own material, but it's like, if you ask a girl with Down syndrome what she looks for in a guy, she's like, I hope he's nice, and I hope he likes the same things as me, and I hope he comes from a good family, and I hope he gives me hugs and kisses.
		And you ask a regular woman what she wants, and she's like, I don't know, money, all of it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, this is real, though.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is not changed penises.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I guess it's a good size.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a real thing, Josh.
		I want to talk about this.
		So, this is a very unique story you'll probably only hear about on this show, but it's or that someone even told me they're like, you know what?
		Some of the topics that you cover, the only podcast you're talking, like, you guys, is No Jumper.
		And I go, oh, that's not good.
		It's like run by some porn stars, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Apparently, the show is very crass.
		Yeah.
		My own-in-laws sometimes will text me and be like, Your show is just filthy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And I'm like, my girlfriend refuses to watch it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I'm like, it is.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I think my mom watches all the time, actually.
		Yeah, she does, actually.
		Yeah.
		Jamari Texas tonight.
		Seriously.
		Yeah, she does.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Shout out to Mike's mom.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oops, sorry.
		My grandma watches this show, too.
		But I got her.
		I've been trying to get her on the riff report instead of this show because you'll enjoy that a lot more.
		You know, that's a daytime show that's about the news, not about cheats.
		Okay, but look at this.
		This is a real thing.
		AI Down syndrome filters are being used to promote sexual content on Instagram.
		This is like, I've seen it and I, because I looked at it, I got a video suggesting me, and it was like this really hot chick in like workout gear, but she had Down syndrome.
		I'm like, they don't look like that.
		You know, I know the triceps are the family.
		I know it's a good thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The giveaway is the feet.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's how you test if it's a real Down syndrome.
unidentified		This guy trying to get feet picks unapologetically.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		What's the difference?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I got to know what's the difference.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, this is like, show me your feet real quick.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, it's no, their feet.
		If you, that's the tell.
		Like, you, you know, a girl has full-blown Down syndrome if her feet look, well, retarded.
		I mean, they look like they've been jackhammered to death.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But look at this.
		So it's like these real.
		So check this out.
		This is these are not Down syndrome girls are using AI to look Down syndrome.
		And because it's like this weird disabled thing.
		Check this out.
unidentified		This woman might look like she has Down syndrome.
		Would but she doesn't.
		It's an AI filter.
		Videos have been taken from the account of a 16-year-old girl and used to change.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wouldn't change the room.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		For the record.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Would not buy her an ice cream with her father's around and help her and her father buy ice cream.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what state does she live in?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, by the way, I just pulled up Down syndrome feet.
unidentified		Ah!
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Dog, what'd I tell you?
unidentified		I see.
unidentified		What'd I tell you?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's the tell.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's like the big toes going in a different direction.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know how AI can't do hands?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Neither can God with feet, apparently, when it comes to them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kind of say, I want to talk about fetishes after this.
		I don't understand the I don't understand feet fetish.
		I gotta sound like you are a feet guy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not a foot guy at all, actually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, check this out.
		So I just got a lot of people in trouble, but watch this video.
		This is actually important.
unidentified		With someone with Down syndrome, text used on the videos is sexual, and the profile contains a link to OnlyFans, a subscription website where users can pay for things like explicit images.
		And this is just one example.
		We've seen multiple accounts on Instagram, some with tens of thousands of followers, that one might have been real.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Mike, you need to do this for your OnlyFans.
unidentified		For Eddie Goldstein, she's a prominent model.
		Her agent told us the use of disabilities is unacceptable and called for social media platforms to take action.
		OnlyFans told us none of the linked accounts contained any content altered with AI, and Instagram's told us it's removed the profiles found to violate its policies.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		She's like, they're stealing all my business.
		They must stop.
		No more Downs.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Digital Downs face.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's what they're using now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, yeah, it's like, is that what this is?
		No, like you have black face, you have Downs face.
		It's like, you're stealing my disability.
		Like, the problem isn't that our women are whoring themselves out and selling pictures of their asshole at 18 years old to 50-year-old men.
		The problem is that they're doing it with the Down syndrome face.
		Like, it's like, oh, I'm sorry, Melissa, but the problem is, I can see what your colon looks like, and you just turned 18 yesterday.
		That's probably a bigger issue than the fact that you used a filter.
		You know what I mean?
		Maybe we've got bigger issues to worry about.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but if I'm fetishizing disability, if I was a woman and they tried to shut me down saying that I wasn't retarded, I'd be like, prove it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Question me.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'll send you pictures of my feet.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's a high bar.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're not passing.
		That's the harsh reality.
		Is you talk to a so-called regular woman, you're like, she's not going to pass the test either.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have looked up a midget, though.
		Everyone has.
		At one point in your life, you did look up what it was like with a midget.
		That's all I'm going to say.
		Everyone in the room's done it, except for maybe our intern.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Can we all agree that it looks too much like changing a baby?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there is a midget that there is a midget that I like to follow that is this blonde girl that's like a dancer, like a line dancing.
		She always shows up my feet.
		She's a little, you know what her name is.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What line does she dance on that jet?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm talking about?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I will, it always pops up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I have to know who you were talking about.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
unidentified		She looks, she looks, she's just, she's like, she's just like a cute, attractive midget.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And she doesn't, she doesn't have like midget features.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		She's just like, so she doesn't have dwarfism.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		She just is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, she does, but it like it didn't make her look.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She doesn't have Down's feet.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's called achondroplasia dwarfism.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's the kind that gives you the bulbous.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Are those the ones with the crooked feet?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they got that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The big heads, the wobbly heads, the disproportionate features.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mike just got excited.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He pulled it up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Show, Mike.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, I pull up something very, I pull up something very different.
unidentified		Did you see that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, dude.
unidentified		Okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		All right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We're not on X?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I typed in Indians eating, and then a video came up and was Indians eating ass.
		And I was like, you know, I wasn't looking for that.
		And like, sometimes I'll be on the show, and I'm like, thank God they didn't show.
		That's how X is, right?
		You'll be like looking at Indians' food, and they'll be like, like, like, stupid Jeet gets eaten out by Pakistani.
		Like, it's like their porn is like fetishizing Pakistani because they're supposed to hate it.
		And you're like, why did I read the whole thing and see it?
		I don't know.
		It was just weird.
		I saw that.
		And that's crazy.
		It's like, hey, yeah, in the middle of cashmere, two troops meeting.
		And like, we have like, you know, stepdaughter.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		There's no such thing as a yeast infection over there, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, they have to be so immune to just regular hygienic infections.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How do they flirt, though?
		Like, the guys, you know, they don't do cows.
		So they're like, hey, you want to taste my beef?
		Like, yo, they call it their tofu or like their carrots.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You want to try to make it?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure they just like lick diarrhea off of each other's appendages at some point.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And then, you know, that's where they, that's how it begins.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's not even, that wasn't even the joke.
		That's true, actually.
		Speaking of that, I want to remind you guys: you know, people do eat poop.
		It's kind of disgusting.
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		So this is actually everything right to your door.
		And you can save yourself going to the doctor.
		I'm telling you, you get a cold, you get a flu, and you start taking some, like a Z pack.
		If you start preloading with ivermectin, you get a cold, it goes away really quickly.
		And the problem is at hospitals is they never want to give you the medicine.
		They want to take your money and they want you to go take tests.
		It's always that, we're just going to do a quick scan.
		You're like, I think I have a cold.
		I need antibiotics.
		And they're like, we're going to have to do a CT scan.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they need to come.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We have auto mechanics.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we need to do a CT scan and a blood draw of your liver.
		And you're like, wait, why?
		So they immediately start.
unidentified		Yeah, exactly.
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		You got to check those out.
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		Now, that being said, I want to bring this up with the AI thing.
		Wait, where was this?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know, you're winning in America, you know, with your show, Elijah, when you start seeing somebody shakes an Indian person's hand and then they run to their car and they pull out that little blue box and you're like, dude, we're winning.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, legitimately.
		So I was going to say, I want to go back to the India thing.
		Listen to how this guy talks.
		This is one of our congressmen, right?
		This makes me grateful for Nancy Mason.
		That's saying something.
		You know what I mean?
		Listen.
shri thanedar ▲ ● ▼		Would this is Congressman Shri Thanidar?
		Donald Trump has already done real damage to our democracy.
		But defined a unanimous 9-0 Supreme Court ruling that has to be the final straw.
		It's time we impeach Donald J. Trump.
		The court said the wrongfully deported Kilmer Garcia must be allowed to return and receive due process.
		Trump ignored it.
		He ignored the Constitution.
		He ignored the very checks and balances that keep our democracy intact.
		This isn't an isolated incident.
		It's part of a dangerous, deliberate pattern.
		That's why today I introduced a resolution to impeach Donald J. Trump, outlining seven articles of impeachment.
		Article one, obstruction of justice and abuse of executive power.
		From denying due process to unlawful deportations, Trump defied court orders.
		Article two, taking away Congress's power of the purse.
		Trump dismantled agencies and froze funds.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So some guy that can't even say impeached is impeaching our president.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, Irbeach.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe that's not Sam Hyder.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I really don't believe this is not a real person.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He looks like the midget from Fantasy Island that they used to have.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, grew up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, look at that.
		That is unfortunate.
		You know.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		His bottom fake teeth aren't even straight.
unidentified		They're like off to the side.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I just pull up the midget from Fantasy Island.
unidentified		I told you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bring it up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bring it up.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's what he looks like.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What was his name, Attu or something?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Tattoo?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, let me look.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Tattoo, right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I forget.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I have a video.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I'm telling you.
unidentified		It's the midget from Fantasy Island.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Now you see what I'm talking about.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I grew up.
unidentified		It's for you from all of us on Fantasy Island.
unidentified		You see, we realize that sometimes the ones we love the most.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's him.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's totally him.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he's aged a little bit.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's been a couple of years.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One second.
		Sorry.
		I'm actually just messaging the CEO of Censored and making sure that if they have time to fire more people today, they haven't gotten rid of everyone yet.
		So I was just going to see if there's anyone else they want to fire.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that means I don't work for him anymore.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Then they can't fire me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Now, I'm not fired because I quit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, you haven't been paying you for two years, Josh.
unidentified		It's like, I'm done.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm out of this.
		You know what would be a really good idea?
		If I want to make money, you know, it's a good idea.
		Why don't you do a comedy show with the guy that started a domestic terrorist group and then say the N-word?
		That'll end well.
		Almost as good as getting a Jew to make your event at one of the largest universities in America, and they make a poster with us racist.
		That was a good idea, too, right, Mike?
		You were saying, you were saying, um, you were saying that was a good idea.
		Involve more Jews in your events and do more overtly provoking things while Jews are doing them.
		That's kind of the motto of the show.
		Involve more Jews and provoke people to destroy you before you can even do what you need to do.
		That's my method.
		That's apparently what we've been fucking doing here.
		I got my speech canceled at NYU.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I saw that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, and we're suing.
		We're in the middle.
		We're suing right now.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We sued in New Jersey when the government.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you win?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, we settled.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm down to settle.
		I'm down to settle for doing my speech again.
		If they apologize, I'm going to settle.
		I apologize publicly.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I didn't want to settle because, you know, to me, the governor of New Jersey was engaging in criminal racketeering and abusing his office of power to prevent people's free speech right to assemble.
		So I was like, no, let's fucking take this to trial and let's get this guy fucking criminally prosecuted.
		But, you know, the boss, he liked it as shekels.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He settled for two double cheeseburgers.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		First of all, I would never settle for double cheeseburgers.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm a quarter pounder, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A few more pounds than the quarter.
		Maybe a full pounder.
		But you know what?
		That's also what we're going to be doing later in the back room here.
		Full pounder, that's what you called it, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would never advertise that I would give anyone a full pounding.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It sounds like an over-promise and under-deliver scenario.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If it's even big enough to fully get in, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Lift up the gut.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to talk no shit to nobody who's trying to fuck.
		I'll be like, how would you like some semi-soft cock mushed into you?
		Although my friend Elijah's got a lot of lovely products in his little tray back here that apparently are going to fix it all.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Hi.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mike.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Smom.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He chugs in his head and rubs you down with Van Man.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's his go-to.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, apparently I'm going to have some beef tallow creamer on my face later.
		And he's like, no, you can't ingest it.
		I've got to dab it under your tongue.
		Sounds really straight.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Somebody told me on here, they were like, oh, yeah, we had a pastor on last week, and I was selling Van Man, and I was like, yeah, it's got a small hole in it.
		So you know who was in that one?
		And then he's like, is that just on a show where you're making masturbation jokes?
		Like, I keep forgetting you're a pastor.
		I gotta like, I toned down the show.
		It was like really toned down.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, like pastors aren't known for cranking one down once in a while.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Those altar boys.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's one of the things I love about being like an absolute 16th century Puritan Protestant.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's like, we don't have to own the sins of the Catholic Church either.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this guy is.
		He's a Puritan, actually.
		People look at Josh, they go, this guy's the purest guy I've ever met.
		You know what I mean?
		That's what Mike was telling me.
		He's like, hey, I don't know if we can really be honest on the show tonight because, you know, you have the guy coming in that everyone calls, they just call him the Puritan.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		The Puritan.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They call him the Puritan.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm really, you know, I'm walking around in St. George's robes all the time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's really good stuff.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It is.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, to be fair, you are exposing yourself in the robe.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So a little bit different of a setup with that one.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Again, wrong faith.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We behead pedophiles.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We don't just relocate them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was going to say with the Canada thing, the complete collapse of the West was that Jack Pesovic put up a poll here from the election.
		They elected the liberals to rule them.
		I honestly, like, I am not looking for a Catholic monarchy.
		That's not what I want.
		But I do think that we need to remove a lot of people's right to vote.
		And there's, and they have too many people voting.
		There's too many cooks in the kitchen right now.
		And by people voting, I mean people who are not white men, you know?
		So, so, Amandi, I'm sorry to our intern.
		You're not getting a vote, my friend.
		It's not happening.
		No, I shouldn't even be allowed to vote.
		You should have to own property.
		Like, that's honestly the thing, right?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And by property, we mean black people, obviously.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And yeah, I mean, also maybe getting married too, because once that you own her too.
		You know what I mean?
		Your wife is your property.
		That actually is true.
		That is a truthful statement.
		But of course, a good man always keeps up his property, which is why, of course, who doesn't?
		Minorities, which is why they leave and beat theirs.
		So that's the key thing, right?
		That's all I'm going to say.
		You know what I mean?
		It's true.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I feel like Charlie Day in front of the wall right now trying to connect all the lines.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, I think that's right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think that tracks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So basically, we're just saying that we don't really like minorities.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, I've picked up on that.
unidentified		I'm just seeing this show before.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I was like, I was like, I totally joke.
		We love minorities, actually, so much so that every day in the office.
		You just had rape Joey.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I should show the mug.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, do we have that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's a mug, I think.
		Okay.
		You got to show that on the show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So obviously, this show, you know, you wonder why we get clipped up on the show and in trouble all the time.
		I would never know why from this episode.
		However, obviously, you know, other than fighting anti-Semitism, the second thing that we like to do on the show is rape our editor.
		So that is, and it's a guy.
		And so it's, you always know when it's gay stuff, it's not a crime.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because the gays can get away with anything, right?
		Yeah.
		So it's totally okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Gays and blacks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
		And he's a minority.
		So, you know, it's also not a sin because as God said in the Bible, that, you know, if you're hurting someone, as long as they're not white, it's okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Is that in there?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he says because he said the King James Jesus was white and he said to be like him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And when he meant that, it was a racial statement about being a white person.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		New Testament.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And by sin, you know, he says, don't be dark as sin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And he says, dark skin is.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is starting to drift into Mormonism.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've been hanging out with Kai for too long.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kai's like, so you do know when Jesus teleported to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You knew worldwide.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You do know that black skin is a punishment for waging war on God, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, the whole time, by the way, who was it that was Joel that was here?
		And he's like, yeah, everyone's always like, you know, Mormons are really nice and it's really safe in Mormon areas.
		He's like, so what are the demographics of Mormon areas?
		I was like, they're all like blonde girls and like Chad guys.
		Like maybe that has something to do with it.
		I'm sure if there's a Mormon community in the Congo, it might not be the safest place to raise your kids.
		But we would say rape Joey.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		As opposed to what is safe in the Congo.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Actually, well, they're a Christian nation.
		So according to Charlie Kirk, they're all just undocumented Americans.
		He said, America would stay American as long as everyone was Christian.
		And Congo is 95% Christian, which means that Congo should look like America.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I saw the movie Congo and it was 95% not human.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Amy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Bad gorilla.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Amy.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Bad gorillas.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I didn't see a lot of people in that film.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So someone made a funny mug.
		It's got a Joey, right?
		Which is a word for these are called Joey's in Aussie land, right?
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So Kanga is a Joey.
		And then you have the grapes.
		So it's grape Joey.
		So it's a rape Joey mug.
		Kind of see that there.
		I think yours is zoomed in more.
		You can see a better look.
		Can you hold this?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They can see it better.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Is this a bit where you're going to make me hold the rape mug and then they go, look at him?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He's part of the rape code.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Could you please hold up the rape mug, Geth?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Am I doing it right?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They even put the slightly logo on it, too, which was cool.
unidentified		They did.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they did.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, some people like grape juice.
		Some people like rape juice.
		So that's a great thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Not a difference.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for that.
		For the person, you know, people that watch this show are sick.
		Like, you're a sick person.
		If you watch this, something's wrong with you.
		Like, genuinely, you're demented a little bit.
		But you are healthy, demented because it's like, you know, Howard Stern doesn't exist anymore in my head because he became a pussy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And you know, the reason why you need a little bit of like just banter is everything is so tone police today.
		Do you know what I'm talking about?
		Like you walk around, people are like, you know, oh, that shows this and that.
		It's like, this is how we talk when the cameras are off.
		This is how I talk with the boys and we hang out and we shoot the shit.
		Sometimes when the Indians are around, they're eating the shit, but it doesn't really matter.
		The point is, is the shit.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's what you pay them to do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And it's also what young white women do in Dubai.
		So eat shit.
		You know what I mean?
unidentified		That's unfortunately.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Unfortunately.
unidentified		They call them yacht girls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How was your time in Dubai?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I've never been to Dubai.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Why would I go to Dubai?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		To get your chest pooped on.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's obviously come on.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Pretty sure I could do that with you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They call them the shakes, right?
		The rich guys are the shakes.
		But then they also call them the shakes, and then that time they're calling them the school.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what's so funny?
		Is it wasn't until the fourth time that you said shakes that I realized that you weren't referring to milkshakes.
		That's how fat I am.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's already writing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, I'm like, please go for dumping.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The guys with the thing and the thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Ah, it's awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The guys that poop on white girls on yachts.
		That's what they do.
		You know, that's true, Mike.
		You're saying, you're saying like down.
		I'm saying they literally pay white women to come and literally and figuratively.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Even the intern shaking his head.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, they pay them to come.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Who's pro-wrestling not come up with a character called a Shamrock Shake, but it's an Irish guy dressed like the Irish.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We are talking about feces and he's over here talking about feasting.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I'm trying to make pro wrestling.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Even wrestling involves some sort of high caloric intake.
		It's like, you know, that sport that's really athletic and uses it.
		Why don't we name it after a high-ended hotel?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You calling pro-wrestling athletic is the gayest thing you've ever said on this show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, they are athletes, I would say, but the fans are not.
		I always thought it was funny how fat wrestling fans are.
		That's what's even crazier to me.
		He always like big buff guys and he's high.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm too thin to be a wrestling fan.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would be a cruiserweight wrestling fan.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't even say we gained weight in this house.
		We just say we started watching WWE, and we all know what that means.
		Like, oh, shit, bro.
unidentified		You know what?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They have a lot of Downs fans, too.
		A lot of Downs love the pro wrestling.
		They love it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
		All right.
		That being said, reminding you guys that typically at the one-hour break, we take a few minute break.
		We come back for the second half of the show.
		Just to read a couple of the super chats that came in, just so you know, JM Denton said, India is worse than I imagine hell to be.
		There are awful employees yet get nepotistic hires, DEI, and interest-free loans.
		Maggie needs awareness of the H-1B India threat.
		Yeah.
		You know who else is getting interest-free loans?
		Democrats, which is why I actually believe that they're so successful in business.
		I think they actually are getting interest-free loans from each other and from the bank.
		So it's a lot easier to entry-level to get in to the banking system and to these things, which is, you know, I really do believe.
		I believe they get free education.
		I believe people pay for this stuff.
		It's true.
		It really is true.
		And if not, they just blackmail like Rabbi Schmule does.
		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I mean, I'll just, I can just speak to something a little bit local in Los Angeles.
		You know, I have working entertainment, working as a comedian for a lot of years and being around the scene.
		You know, a lot of the comics I know in LA are, they skew very liberal.
		And it's like, you know, what's funny is no matter how much money I know they might make on the road, they all have EBT cards.
		They all use government subsidy to pay for their food.
		And it's like, it's this open thing of like, kind of to your point, Elijah, of like, oh, no, the entitlements are there to be taken advantage of.
		And if you don't, you're a fucking idiot.
		It has nothing to do with like, so these people who spend all day crying about like, no, we need this money because it's for poor people.
		And so we can help them.
		And meanwhile, it's being utilized by trust fund kids whose parents pay their rent and they don't want to use their earned money on food.
		So they just let the government pay for it.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree with that.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think he was talking about Democrats our greatest ally type of Democrats.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think that's really good.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I want to say this though, too.
		A doomsday cracker said in a super chat as well of the pictures out inside the lawn.
		Check this out.
unidentified		It's all they got.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Repo Joey.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And this was the distribution of Rape Joey porn.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
unidentified		Damn.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Is that Ma Fratelli from the Goonies?
unidentified		Joey got justice.
		That's crazy.
		Imagine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Imagine, like, you don't even have to tell me that she distributed CP.
		You know, that's why we deport her.
		You just show me this and go, do you want that in your country?
		No.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Deported for being disgusting and hideous.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's when we'd be a based country, like disgusting in brown.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Next, yeah, that's pretty bad.
		Imagine the back tits on that thing.
		You know, you know, how you know how Mexican and black women they develop these back tits.
		They're a lot like my front tits, but they're thrown over the back like a Jansport book bag.
unidentified		Well, yeah, that's the thing.
unidentified		Uh, okay, we're gonna go, I love when I can throw you off.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's my favorite thing.
unidentified		I'm like, I was gonna have some sort of I had nothing to say.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Uh, we're gonna be a couple minute break.
		We'll be right back.
		Don't forget to check out our sponsors, which of course is Teeboos Now, Man's Edge, uh, the Wellness Company, and also Van Man.
		It supports the show, supports your life, and we only bring you great products.
		We'll see you in just a few minutes for the second half of the show.
unidentified		and gentlemen, boys and boys, welcome back to the show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, we were talking a lot about Canada, and I thought it was really interesting because Canada just had their election.
		They chose liberals to lead them again.
		They, you know, with all that was going on, I mentioned that first video that we showed at the beginning of the show, which I would like to play again for a second here, which I found to be really, really demoralizing.
		Here's the state India's in.
		If you didn't miss the beginning of the show, watch.
unidentified		There is no way that Canada can be saved.
		We have brought in so many immigrants and we have diluted our values to such a high degree that we don't even know what the nation of Canada is anymore.
		Go to Brampton, go to Surrey, go to Edmonton and Calgary right now.
		You will not recognize the place that you are in.
		We're not bringing in the world's best and brightest folks.
		We had very high standards for bringing people in, and we were bringing in great immigrants who are contributing to our economy.
		We are now bringing in people who cost the Canadian taxpayer an average of $3,500 a month, which is more than our elderly get from OAS and CPP combined on average.
		We are right now a hotel for the world's welfare cases.
		Our productivity has not gone up in the last decade.
		That means we've brought in 4 million people and seen no increase in productivity, but it gets worse.
		We haven't seen any GDP growth.
		I think it's over the last 10 years, 0.97.
		When you account for things like inflation and immigration, we have seen a decrease in our quality of life over the last decade, and it's only going to get worse.
		So do I think Canada can be saved?
		Absolutely not.
		Not only do I not think that it can be saved, I think that if we try to save it, it will be just like, you know, those horrible, tragic stories where someone swims out to help their drowning friend and they both die together.
		It's time to leave.
		And if we don't get out now, then I suggest getting out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		So, not doing well.
		So, with that being said, what's going on there?
		You can take it off the screen.
		You would think that people would be like, Yeah, you know, this really sucks.
		You know, it really, anybody who dismisses you and you're like, hey, I don't want my country becoming Indian.
		What are you, racist?
		I wasn't, but I am now.
		And if it keeps getting worse, more of us will be.
		And maybe that's a good thing, but not a good thing.
		You're erasing our homelands.
		And it's not, everyone's like, well, it's reverse colonization.
		I said, it's not reverse colonization.
		It's like, it's like parasitic activity, right?
		It's like a squatting.
		Indians are squatting in our countries.
		Like, and yeah, there are some good Indians here and they did contribute and they did come in.
		But the problem is to be like, yeah, but they add to our GDP.
		Is your entire country your GDP?
		Well, you know, graph go up.
		It's like, yeah, but what about the quality of life?
		You know, a good example is Tim Hortons, which is like their go-to shop.
		Since Indians bought them all out and took over, one of the things is everyone noticed that the coffee started tasting bad.
		And it's like watery.
		Well, it turns out that to save money, all the Tim Hortons owners had talked to each other and they start reusing the beans from the day before.
		They run like seven or eight through the same beans.
		And that's what they're doing to cut corners, you know?
		And like they took away the breaks of the of the workers.
		And then, you know, they used to be able to have a free meal and then they took that away from them.
		So like, it's like they've, but they, but they graph go up.
		It's like, yeah, but they have a shitty way of Indians are scammers.
		They're in a test we talked about last episode, checking honesty, you know, using a coin flip.
		And then if it flipped heads, you would be able to get a piece of chocolate.
		But then the guy would leave the room right as the coin was flipped.
		Of British whites.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So it's like based on the honor system.
unidentified		Correct.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		3% of British whites were dishonest about their coin flip, but 71% of Indians that were surveyed were dishonest, right?
		That's a severe change between whites and Indians.
		They're not honest people.
		And then most of them are not good people.
		And their accent is annoying.
		And I don't think, you know, people don't like Indians.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Smell, you know, test fails on black people because they just take the coin and they never get it because they kill the guy who's they stab him in the heart, he doesn't even record the results.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They took the camera recording, they broke the windows, smashed it, and took the camera out.
		Uh, no, but uh, but like, you know, it's just a serious thing, and when you voice your issue, it's like, what are they doing?
		Check this out.
		So, with all that going on in Canada, uh, what factors were most important to them in this last election?
		Uh, the high one of the highest was dealing with Donald Trump, idiots, it's just crazy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What is this?
		A poll that took place just in Mike Meyer's house.
		It's like his house in New York, by the way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Only 9% of them cared about making houseable more affordable, housing more affordable.
		It's like it's like more of them cared about dealing with Donald Trump than being able to afford to live.
		It's like that's that's the state of white people right now.
		Holy fucking shit, man.
		We are so cooked, and that's why they mock us.
		You see the Indians mocking us online, they mock us.
		Ha ha, we're conquering.
		You're not conquering, you're being allowed in.
		That's different.
		Yeah, we are letting you in, but it's it's it's self-destruction, it's emulation.
		Like, we're actually burning our own culture down, and it's like there's no way white people hate themselves this much.
		Who, but if they do, then who brought in White Gil?
		Somebody who's not white brought it in, and it's Gavin's friends.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You don't mean me, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You're talking about the Democrats, Democrats, the well-funded friends.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're seeing the leaders take over all different places too.
		Ireland had one that came in that was Indian, and he said there were too many white people in the world.
		They might have been Pakistani, which is Pakistani, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's just they wash their hands, yeah, the Indians that wash their hands.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		And the one thing about Indians, too, as far as the smell goes, I think I have a photo for you in there where you can actually see where the stink really comes from.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I think uh, it might answer some questions.
unidentified		Oh, check that out.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so here's the real there.
unidentified		It is, yeah, yeah, you can see them all on there.
unidentified		We even got Brian in the corner, and we got how we get Brian.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We got Mike, we got Vivek, we got the guy from Fantasy Island.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I mean, this is just Brian Doc.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So, so, real, real quick, real quick, gun to the head question.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If you had to, right, gun to the head, you know, do you suck a clean white dick or or eat Indian pussy?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Come on, man.
		This is uh, it's gonna, you're forced to do one.
		I think you know which one, but no, no, tell me, yeah, I, I, I'll get you.
		I'm not eating, I'm not sucking any dick.
		I'll say that.
		We'll leave it there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Mike eating the Indian pussy?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I mean, what are you going to do?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Are you going to bend over and take a gun to the head?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Because I'm not disgusting and a faggot.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I don't know.
		I think you're going to pull the Andrew Tate thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Be like, that was actually funny.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everyone thought that was funny.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He was like, you know, you want the Hulk Hogan?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And everyone takes everything that everyone says seriously.
		Like, you know, it's funny.
		Like, this is why I don't want to get into the purity spiraling.
		Let's talk about this for a second.
		I hate the purity spiraling because there's a version of the right that does this where they act like super moral and they get like a DUI or something like that.
		And it's like, I don't care.
		I don't give a shit if you got a DUI.
		I don't care about any of that.
		As long as you don't hit my family around the road.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm just not going to be purity spiraling because we have the Puritan in the house tonight, Josh Denny.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So there he is.
unidentified		No way, dude.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No way I'm going against you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll start wearing the old Quaker hat.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I just meant that guy loves oatmeal.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This guy wrote the Bible.
		It's like, oh, yeah, he wrote the Bible, actually.
		He wrote non-denomination.
		He was like, you know what?
		Our church needs to be more fun.
		This guy's cool.
		He's going to have chicks barefoot with flags.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Protestantism isn't non-denominational.
		That became bastardized by fags who like to play acoustic guitar.
		Non-denamo churches are gay.
		It is actually crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was talking to some non-denomination kids last night, and they're really nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're young.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Did they like your acoustic guitar playing?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They liked my jeans.
		They were skinny.
		They're like, hey, you're like my pastor.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm like one of the cool young hip pastors.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Come on into my van, kids.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like, I need someone who's 30 with no life experience telling me how to follow God that they just made up.
		But it's also like, it's funny because I was talking to them and I'm like, I was telling them, I was like, yeah, you know, the problem with you're going to find with this non-denominational stuff is that people are going to keep forgiving your sins, like things that need to change and accountability.
		And they're going to keep telling you you've got grace, man.
		And then they're all, I said, I've never met a non-denominational guy who doesn't at least struggle with the same sins he's been struggling with since he was 18.
		And I never see it like they continue on or they get fat and they just switch their sin.
		They become like fat, ugly.
		And like, well, I don't look at it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You don't want the point when you do it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, but no, no, but I told him, I was like, I was like, why do you go to Protestant church?
		Like, you know, it really like speaks to me, you know, it's me.
		They kept saying me, me, and these are nice guys.
		And I noticed I was like, they keep saying me.
		It's really a great experience for me.
		And you're like, so the church is about you.
		What about God and the body?
		You know, what about, what about the idea of corporate worship?
		I'm not saying, you know, I'm not saying non-denominational people don't go to heaven.
		I'm not making any claims like that.
		I'm not some, you know, moral guy that has any authority to say that.
		But I did say, you know, isn't it weird that it's a lot about what feels good and you like it?
		Like, it's like everything about God is like dying to yourself, sacrificing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's not Protestantism.
unidentified		Right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But why is it, but why is it that this is about an experience that feels good?
		I go, shouldn't there be something like holy about this that is focused on God?
		And they were kind of like, yeah, I go, that's why it works really well when you're young, when you're kind of focused on yourself.
		That's why they attract a lot of young people that are narcissistic.
		They work really well in south.
		But it's not really something that's like, shouldn't you be worried if something of God's telling you literally deny the world, deny your flesh, pick up your cross, follow me, that the worship of him is like feels good and is awesome and exciting.
		Then maybe you're not really worshiping him.
		That's a good question.
		Are you?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, and this is, you know, this will be unpopular on your show and with you guys, but that's one thing that you can't deny about Jews is that they are way better at orthopraxy than orthodoxy as compared to Christians.
		Like you, most, most actual religious Jews live according to the tenets of their faith and a higher percentage than every other religion.
		Maybe except for it maybe except for extreme Islam.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a religion.
		Distortion?
		I mean, don't they have loopholes in their religion where they can like do wrong to school?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But as simple as a thing like as keeping kosher, like what's the, what's the Catholic equivalent of that that you think Catholics do to a high percentage that Jews do in terms of like keeping kosher or following, you know, some of the different tenets of their faith?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Probably like the Lenten season where they don't have like meat and stuff on Fridays.
unidentified		Okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What percentage?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I mean, close.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What percentage of Catholics?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Catholics.
		Oh, well, the Mexicans probably really threw that one off.
		Of the Catholics I know, the white Catholics, probably it's very high.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, probably like 70, 80% of white Catholics.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, once you throw Mexicans in there, it drops 10%.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's my point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My wife's not even Catholic.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So that's always been my beef.
		You mentioned something earlier.
		It's always been kind of my beef with Catholicism since I was a kid is that where I grew up in Philadelphia, Catholics were all fucking hypocrites.
		They basically were like, well, we'll live however we want to live, but we'll go to confession and then it doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, and this is not coming because I'm telling people that I'm like some, you know, living some clean and tidy lifestyle.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My point is, is that that's why we spoke about on another show that a lot of what people will get tied up in is which church you go to, but is it like, is your life being transformed by God?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sure, that's, that's a great point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		So maybe you're finding God in a lot of different churches, and maybe some are harder to stay with God.
		But I think what I notice, yeah, is that that's why sometimes finding a good church is better than anything because you could be in a non-denominational church that is theologically balanced and people are really, you know, following God.
		And you can find a Catholic church like that too.
		But you can also find a Catholic church of a bunch of hypocrites.
		And also, I think you got to remember too with the hypocrite thing.
		Some people are just raised Catholic.
		And so it's a cultural thing.
		Kind of like a lot of Jews are raised Jewish, but they're not really, they don't serve God.
		They serve money.
		Right.
		So, so there is a lot of that.
		I do think that the hypocrite thing is more or less the fact that people get really, yeah, they live however they want.
		They're like, but by the way, if you don't join my church, you're going to hell.
		Well, you're like, where are you going?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think what we're touching on, though, is how have so many people in the West been captured by Islam?
		I think some of it is that.
		Some of it is the fact that, you know, there is a greater emphasis on orthopraxy than orthodoxy when it comes to radical Islam or Islam in general.
		And so I think if you are somebody who grew up in the West critical of Christian theology or growing up around hypocritical Christians or Catholics, you look at the dedication of terrible, you know, Islamist extremists and you go, well, at least they live according to their supposed faith.
		Right.
		So to me, that to me, that's the, I mean, that's sort of the answer.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry about that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You're actually like in and deep.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's over here like playing with shoes.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
		No, I'm honestly sorry about that.
		That just happened.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Go on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying I'm apologizing.
		I'm asking for forgiveness.
		You know what I mean?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		He's doing his own confession right now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Someone in the chat was like, this show's not live.
		It's only live when he's got a shoe on his head.
		And so I was just going to have it panned to me while you were speaking and it fell off.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		To keep it live.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's great to run an inside joke bit while the rest of us are all participating in the show actively.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's a real good move.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My mom died, and I've been really working on dealing with it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		My mom's very much alive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just do it for the bit.
		You know what I mean?
		And kill my mother for the bit.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let your mom die.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't do Mike's mom.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She already said she watches the show.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		She's watching it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		She has to be a viewer to live.
unidentified		I see.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Now who's the Jew?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We don't kill the audience.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but only the non-believers.
		I do believe you.
		I do want to talk a little more about this.
		The audience loves this topic, so we will talk about this.
		That being said, speaking of a company that is not Jewish, they just want to clarify.
		It's owned by an American.
		It is Sport Drink.
		Now, this is a really good idea.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Why is everyone laughing?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is also a company of somebody who also used to work at Censored, but a lot of people used to work at Censored, and now only you work at Censored.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Only me.
		I'm the only person who works here.
		But I was going to say, no, this is an extremely good product.
		This is a sport drink.
		What I love about this is it's got real ingredients.
		And I mean, it's genuinely, we have like a trend on the show where we're trying to promote health.
		Like I've been getting like, you know, a little bit swole, but like I don't, I don't like eating processed foods that have like fake shit in it, right?
		I don't give that to my kid.
		My wife doesn't let me do that.
		And this actually is awesome.
		So check this out.
		What's in it?
		I've read it multiple times before.
		Yeah.
		So all it has in it for a little bit of pure cane sugar, only eight grams, which is nice.
		It's not like 30 grams, 40 grams.
		So it's only got 30 calories.
		But it has uses lemon lime powder from real lemons, sodium bicarbonate, potassium chlorine, chloride, Dead Sea salt from Dead Sea, calcium carbonate, magnesium, and sulfate.
		And so it's got all the all the electrolytes that you need to actually be hydrated, but this is only 30 calories.
		So you can get like zero calorie Gatorade and stuff, but it has dyes in it, which is crazy.
		It has like actual dyes that are banned in most countries.
		And it doesn't actually hydrate you a lot.
		You can see this is like, this has a very high concentration of electrolytes that your body needs.
		And this is like sort of like if you're using liquid IV or something like that.
		One of the best parts.
		Let me pop this.
		That's why you'll notice it's where I put my cocaine.
		No, but what you notice is that it doesn't have the dyes.
		So they're not trying to make it green.
		They have a nice, you know, neon color on the outside, but not neon in your body because you shouldn't be having neon colors in your body.
		You shouldn't be having any colors in your body, white girls.
		Exactly.
		That's what I'm trying to say.
		You know what I mean?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
unidentified		I do.
unidentified		Go to, is it sport-yes, it is.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It is sport-drink.com slash question mark ref equals offensive.
		I tested it already.
		Sport-drink.com/slash offensive doesn't work.
		But I mean, the promo code, as long as the promo code offensive is used, I think it still counts anyway.
		So you may not need to use the URL, but I'll talk to the owner about that.
		But it is a good product.
		Nothing synthetic in there.
		So that's good.
		And it's a great place to store your cocaine.
		So it's always good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's actually just great.
		It's a great, it's just literally a sport drink.
		So it's just like if you use Liquid IV or you drink Gatorade, this is a way.
		And this is a conservative company.
		So that's why it's cool, too.
		So there's a family, kids, right?
		You guys know him, Josh.
unidentified		Yes?
unidentified		No?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Were you waiting for somebody to say his last name?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		LaCash?
unidentified		LaCash.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Le Cash, which is also last time I hung out with Jews in New York.
		They kept saying his last name.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Le Cash.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at some French Jews.
unidentified		Le Cash.
unidentified		Le Cash.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
unidentified		It was great.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You were like, the owner's not Jewish.
		I was like, I think we have to go to the book on that.
		I think we might have to throw it.
		Fact check.
unidentified		Do we have a fact check?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		A live fact check?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was fucking around with that.
		No, no, he's a good guy.
		Josh LeCash is a good one.
		One of the good ones.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		That's why his last name is LeCash.
		He can't make it up.
		You can't make it up.
		You got Goldbergs, Goldstein, LeCash.
		No, he's a Josh LeCash is, you guys know, he runs Wrong Opinion podcast.
		He's fucking awesome.
		I really do love him.
		You should check it out.
		That being said, I would like to talk a little bit about that.
		So you're a big fan of Jewish people then.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't say I'm a big fan.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would just say that I'm not as much of a hater, I think, as the average conservative is today.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why are they hateful?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're fucking annoying.
		They're annoying.
		I mean, that's that's, I mean, isn't that the answer?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, theoretically.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The other thing, too, is like, you know, as a conservative, right?
		And we're all conservative Americans.
		Like, when our government does terrible shit that we don't agree with, we don't have like a Holocaust to hide behind and go, well, you can't criticize America.
		That's anti-Semitic.
		So I think the frustration that people have is that that's often a crutch used to avoid all criticism.
		And, you know, nobody likes that when black people do it.
		Nobody likes it when Jewish people do it.
		Nobody likes it when Indian people do it.
		So why is it?
		It's not any different.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me ask you.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's the annoying part.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Speaking of cash, I want to get your opinion.
		I don't know anything really about crypto.
		So I don't have an opinion on this.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Neither do I.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But all of the people who are anti-Semitic have come together and they made a coin called J-Proof.
		It's a real thing.
		I think it's a Stew Peters company.
		I have no opinion on this, by the way.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		J-Proof.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		And it's got a market cap of like $50 million or something like that.
		I don't even, do you understand what that means?
		I don't know what that means in terms of coins.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know what a market case is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What does a market cap mean on a coin?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, well, I don't know about how it applies to coins.
		I know how it applies to companies.
		Like a market cap is the ceiling market value of what that company is at the time.
		So if you say like Nike has a market cap of $300 billion, that's the maximum amount that company could be worth at the time.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I don't understand coins work.
		But either way, it's actually, a lot of people have been sending me this coin called J-Proof.
		And they've been saying, buy J-Proof.
		I already wasted my money on meme coins.
		So I have no more money to spend on a meme coin.
		However, these guys are getting like organized.
		They're making coins now.
		And they already had Niggabut coin.
		You know what I mean?
		Remember that one?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And when what's his name that was fighting?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm not a crypto guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's his name?
		The black guy who's famous.
		He's a fighter.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		John Jones.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He just had a fighter with a YouTube, the YouTuber.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		A KSI?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, he's an old guy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Mike Tyson?
unidentified		Yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mike Tyson.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mike Tyson walked away in the interview and his butt was showing and then the value of nigga butt went up.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's what it was.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So, so sounds like a very serious market to put your actual money, your actual money into.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I had fart coin.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I had unicorn dust.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Haxua didn't turn out to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Apparently, the girl who's famous for talking about blowjobs wasn't a great financial investment.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they kind of threw the rug on that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		By the way, first time that's been the case in the history of niches.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, usually a chick who's piping dudes down is, you know, a pretty safe bet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Someone says niggabut Ramilio.
		Was Romelio saying, I remember Romelio was like the greatest account ever.
		That was my favorite people.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I think he's around.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure, though, because I mean, now you don't know who he is because he.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know who he is.
		Well, he makes new accounts.
		I remember he told me something.
		He was like, he was like, I was like, are you racist?
		He was like, I am so racist.
		I only live and go between the seasons, like ski and like the Swiss Alps or something like that.
		I go to only places where blacks don't even can't even afford to go to.
		And I was like, damn, that's really racist.
		You know, he was like explaining that he lives in season in different countries and in regions of those countries that they can't get to.
		And I was like, damn, so you live on an island because they can't swim to you?
		Or what is it?
		You know what I mean?
		But I mean, those people are, but Romeli was my favorite account.
		However, I want to say the J-Proof coin.
		I don't know if you think about that.
		It's like a bunch of people who don't like Jews.
		The coin is called J-Proof.
		So it's like, so the Jews can't touch it.
		I feel like, I don't know.
		I don't know what that is.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It sounds like a dare.
unidentified		What do you think?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I can imagine Jews just being like a good try.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, hey, check this out, Jews.
		You can't mess this one up.
		Well, I don't want to tempt him.
		That's all I was going to say.
		But I don't have an opinion on it because if Stu's really doing something cool to like help guys make money, that's one thing.
		So that's going to be something really cool, right?
		And I don't know Stu personally.
		I have nothing against him.
		I don't think we've ever met.
		I don't know if we've ever met.
		But I know he's got a real popular show.
		He's really, really charismatic.
		And he was big during the pandemic.
		And now he's really trying.
		He had a show today about the last expert of gas chambers.
		Yeah, the last expert of gas chambers.
		And so this guy's really seriously against the Jews.
		What do you think about a guy like that, who's really focused his content so much the fact that he has a coin now that it's, I mean, it's his freedom to do it.
		What do you think about that?
		That that side of the right wing though, because you said you like Jews, so I was thinking of who do?
		Who do I know that hates Jews the most.
		It's not Fuentes yeah, it's probably those guys.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, first of all, I think there's way too much energy exhausted on hating Jews.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		On the right, do you mean you say not enough?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No no, too much energy exhausted.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm joking.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, and let's be honest, there's there's two major criticisms of Jewish people.
		Forget about the actions of Israel and the government.
		There's two major criticisms of Jewish people that I think are sort of criticisms of what the West is based off, of, financial prosperity right, or a desire to exploit the West for every opportunity that it has.
		The other thing is, is this sort of sense of community around the way they do business, like Irish and Italians used to do same thing a hundred years ago?
		We just let liberals tell us it was racist to keep doing business that way, so we moved minorities into our neighborhoods and we stopped doing business with each other and we diversified our neighborhoods and our homes uh, and our schools.
		And then Jews didn't do that.
		And so now, a hundred years later, we go, whoa, what the these Jews have all their own schools in their own neighborhoods.
unidentified		Why not us?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, because we gave them up.
		So the sense of community thing bothers me when it's directed at Jews, because it was something that other cultures in this country gave up.
		It wasn't taken away from them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, there is probably some, there's probably some nuance here.
		You know what I mean?
		But then you would expect then if it's just because the last hundred years and they probably never got kicked out of anywhere in the decades before.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I'm not talking about that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm talking purely about, I'm talking about purely about in America.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How did they get here?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		How did who get here, Jews?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, the slave trade.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what I was going to say.
		That's what I was going to say.
		So, you know, imagine this country if blacks were never brought here.
		I'm being serious.
		That's a crazy thought.
		They didn't have to be here.
		You know, they're not even happy here.
		They're not happy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But they make more money here than anywhere else in the world.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		True.
		That's why.
		But who decided to give them our money?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the slave traders.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The slave traders, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Made the rappers and the slaves.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, if we're being honest, politicians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, because they had the right to make money, but he started giving them a lot of money.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, when do we start?
		You start going into...
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Entitlements?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, a lot of money.
		I'm talking about like the rap industry and stuff.
		You know, it's like, who created that?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Who created the rap industry?
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The same people who created television and film.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Germans.
		That's crazy.
		The damn Germans.
		Good thing we went to war with them.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but here's, but here's the other thing.
		Okay.
		So this is, so we'll get into this.
		Where is the responsibility?
		Like, this is the thing I love about this, this web of Jews, you know, mystifying the American populace with their mind control.
		Where the fuck is your sense of autonomy to resist?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't ever hear conservatives go like, yeah, okay, of course they run media.
		They run entertainment.
		They run rap.
		Where's your sense of autonomy not to consume it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're not seeing like, did I, how could I not watch Ladyballers?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I love that Daily Wire was like, you know, this idea of introducing this idea.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But this is the thing that pisses me off is people go, we're under Jewish influence.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Turn it off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Turn it off.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Make your own shit.
		Set your antenna to send of whatever you want people to consume and believe and think and feel.
		And then do that.
		Stop bitching about, oh, well, they're everywhere.
		No, turn it off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is the same argument we make for you.
		Let me go find a way to finance my home in Florida without going through a Jewish banking system.
		It's like they have the system itself.
		Financial capitalism is set up.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But we're talking about all of the structure of finance in America now.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's a whole different conversation.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
		It's like, it's like, it's like, but I have unplugged.
		Like, I don't watch their, I don't, I don't watch anything.
		I don't, I don't watch movies.
		I don't watch those.
		Occasionally I'll go watch a Jewish slop like with the boys.
		I went and saw a mine.
		But if this is crap, but I guess my own personality is a lot of fun.
		My case is good.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If this is a propaganda war, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Or an information war, then where is the ownership on Christians to just make a better product and tell a better story?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There is.
unidentified		Right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So fucking do that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I get, so I'm way less.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, how do we get money?
		But how do you get money for that stuff?
		It's like, there's.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, we got to stop being every man for himself.
		The problem with people on the right is rather than put their money behind somebody who's created a great product like your show, they just want to make their own show.
		They just go, well, I could do what Elijah does, so I'll just make my own.
		And then there are 4,000 fucking people competing for the same money instead of putting their money behind the best ideas or the best production or the best thing.
		And I say this as a creative.
		I've had so many fucking people come to me and go, you know, somebody should make a conservative blah, blah, blah, a conservative SNL, a conservative daily show.
		Why have none of them taken off?
		Because we are shit at identifying talent.
		We are shit at messaging.
		We are terrible at fucking unification.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, so these people, though, because what they've set up a catch net to make sure that every time we try to compete, it's like, it's like, you know, you have to do set up everything.
		That's the whole problem.
		It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like, why don't you make your own show?
		Why don't you make your own YouTube?
		Why don't you make your own internet?
		Why don't you make your own banking system?
		Why don't you make your own payment process?
		But everything with people are doing it.
		Why do you get banned from everything when you speak out on this issue?
		Like, it's like, oh, the world's not controlled.
		It's all Jews.
		Why do you get banned from everything?
		Like, when you get banned from something, you get banned from media, from payment processors, from credit cards, from banks.
		Like, Fwin just gets banned from everything from talking about Jews, you know?
		So, like, it's actually crazy, but it's like, at a certain point, it's like, then it's like, oh, well, then I'll just, I'll just chill in my country.
		And then there's like jeets everywhere.
		It's like, well, then go get your own country too.
		And then you eat your food.
		And then it's like, it's like corrupted.
		It's like, get your own, grow your own food.
		Be your own thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so what's the solution?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So what's the solution?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's got to be final.
		Okay.
		We can't have, how many more solutions are we going to get?
unidentified		Sure.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But what do you do?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Solution is to watch Mr. Bertram.
		Sorry.
		Wrong thing.
		Never mind.
		Iglitz.
		Never mind.
		Joke.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the thing is.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Speaking of porn conservative media.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The solution is to watch porn smoke weed.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But see, this is what it is.
		Well, sure.
		That's what people are doing.
		Whether that's the solution or not, that's what they're doing.
		So that's my point is like, I think we're way past the diagnosis of the problem issue.
		I wish conservatives spent more time working on the solutions.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But that's what we're doing here.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Build.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're build.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Build better shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what I'm saying.
		Like, that's what we're doing, right?
		I mean, and that's what censors about, compound censored.
		That's what Riff TV is about.
		That's what we're doing.
		We're trying to build something.
		And then people won't support.
		And they complain.
		They go like, why isn't there something better?
		And they're like, I don't want to pay $10 a month.
		And yet they have a Netflix membership.
		And you're like, well, there's more on Netflix.
		Do you know why there's not more here?
		Because there's not more people signed up.
		And it's like, if there was more money, then Gavin could get another Lamborghini.
		You know what I mean?
		So it would be like, could you help him, please?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Gavin doesn't have a I'm trying to sell tickets to a comedy tour and you're telling people the guy on the tour already has a Lamborghini.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm fucking around.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I live in a two-bedroom apartment.
		I do not have a Lamborghini.
		Buy tickets.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Actually, buy tickets to a show.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Lamborghini Ferrari, what's the difference?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
unidentified		Pornhub.com.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's Josh Denny's ass getting fisted.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's a full thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Get it, get your tickets.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen, you know, and this, it's the same argument I make about sex work when people bitch about sex work.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's like, stop consuming it and the market will dry up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So guys who bitch about women making a million dollars a month on OnlyFans, well, you're the audience.
		Put your wallet away.
		Stop consuming it.
		And they'll have to work at McDonald's.
		And then you'll come, then you can actually fuck them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And if not, at least you get the McDonald's.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what's crazy?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I was non-consensually raping Joey yesterday.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Many such cases.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, we went to work out.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Redundant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And we were talking.
		I was with Joey.
		You know what that means.
		No, but we were with Joey and we were going to the gym.
		And I was like, hey, I was like thinking about something.
		I was like, I had this memory show up when I was living in LA.
		And I remember I would just like, we would just get in the car on a Friday and drive through neighborhoods and listen for music and find backyard parties and go to them, right?
		Like parents providing alcohol for teenagers.
		I'm like 14, like getting NAS balloons, you know, and like taking balloons and drinking.
		And it was so common that like we could just drive around and find one.
		If we didn't find a backyard party, then we'd go a little bit further into LA.
		We look for warehouse parties.
		They were called like in LA and we'd listen to music.
		I didn't know it, but at that time that we were in one of the greatest eras of EDM.
		And I, you know, like, like, to the point of how cool it was.
		Like, Steve Ayoki was playing at a couple of the ones that I was at in a warehouse.
		He's so big now, you know?
		And it's like people like that were out there.
		I mean, Deadmouse was out there too, playing at one of these warehouse parties.
		I didn't realize it was a scene and emerging, and you didn't realize you're living in an era, which is really cool.
		I was like, that's cool, man.
		It's like ecstasy.
		You know, he was back on the market.
		They had just, you know, just found a new way to get past an ingredient ban in the Netherlands.
		They started importing it through this, through the selling of Bitcoin, through the Silk Road.
		It was a cool era.
		And I was like, man, do people, do kids do that now?
		Like, do kids do drugs and look for parties and meet up?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, They're having lessons.
unidentified		I don't think they do.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They're doing less drugs.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They're drinking less alcohol than every other generation before them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But they're killing themselves at really high rates.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's because of SSRIs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying, like, kids aren't even doing things.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		We've also told them that how they feel is a catastrophic event.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's like, hey, it's like, I don't, I feel depressed.
		Bitch, it's called living.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's called life.
		Depression is a byproduct of a waking life.
		It's not a mental condition.
		Bro, but you know, the world's just like, your emotions aren't a fucking disease.
		I hate to tell you.
		Like, and when people go, oh, I have crippling anxiety.
		Good.
		That means shit matters to you.
		Weaponize it.
		But like this.
		So, yeah, when you talk about this thing, and by the way, going back to what we were talking about before, about how do you get people excited about conservative stuff?
		Well, we suck at hiding the medicine in the cheese.
		What Jews are very good at in terms of the way that they tell stories and write, you know, they start with hidden fees.
		They start with a bunch of things they're good at hiding at.
		They start with a product that people like, and the messaging is then put behind it or inside of it.
		Whereas when you look at companies like the Daily Wire, the messaging is so fucking heavy-handed that nobody's going to take time to find out if they like the content or not because they know they're being spoon-fed by this Jewish conservative media machine that has an agenda.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Right?
		So, like, that's the problem, but all conservative media is that way.
		It's all like, well, what we're going to do is we're going to tell you what to think and feel, and then we're going to try to entertain you.
		And it has to be the other way around.
		You have to entertain first, and then your messaging has to be behind it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Which is why this shows.
		Look, that's what's really sad.
		He's basically saying that we have to be entertaining on the show.
		We're not doing a very damn good show.
		No, no, no, you guys are doing fine.
		So, well, that's actually kind of what's funny.
		It's like a lot of people.
		I actually stopped.
		I have an autistic guy that Joey works here.
		I don't know that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is why you hear people say conservatives aren't better comedians or they're not, they don't know how to make television or they don't know how to make movies.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is where that criticism comes from.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I know it does, but I was telling him, like, he was like, there's like these young guys, and they're like, what's your podcast?
		And this, this autistic guy is like, it's a political podcast.
		I go, no, it's not.
		I never tell people this is a political podcast.
		I tell people we just like, we're racist, sexist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, and we're hateful people.
		And they laugh.
		That's what I tell them.
		We go, oh, it's a podcast.
		You know, we're just really, we hate a lot of people on it and we're really mean.
		And, you know, you wouldn't want to watch it.
		That's how I sell to people always.
		I was telling them that you just don't want to watch the show.
		And then you get them interested because they're like, especially young guys.
		You know, I like to get young guys interested in the show because, you know, Mike's lonely, the other mic's lonely.
		You know, they know, according to apparently, according to some researchers, we all love young men on the show.
		That's a, that's, that's what they've said.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Who are the researchers?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Uh, retarded faggots.
		So it's unfortunate.
		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That of retarded shit, I really like it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Ironically, ironically, also the audience.
unidentified		So yeah, that's really hard needle to thread.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but I was going to say, like, you know, so I'm telling them, and it's like when you pitch it to them, that's why this show is always meant to be like, you don't know what you're going to get.
		You don't know what's on it.
		And it's supposed to be shooting the shit.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But we do have people now.
		Like, I'd say Theo Vaughn's one of us.
		He's out there and he focuses on being funny.
		I think he's actually funny.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Very much so.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		As a comedian, do you think he's funny?
		Because I don't find a lot of comedians funny, but I've always thought Theo Vaughn's actually a funny guy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if Theo found this sort of like character and this delivery system of being able to like be absurd.
		And that's the thing is, like, when I talk about be, you know, be funny first or be entertaining first, like, Theo's a great example because Theo has a way of masking whatever he's talking about in such absurdity that, like, nobody's going to look at him and go, Yeah, but what do you like?
		I don't like what that joke makes you think he thinks about this subject.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, it's so silly that people aren't trying to take it seriously.
		And that's how you can actually start to influence people.
		Like, you know, the problem with a guy like Carlin, who I love and is like my idol as a comedian, the problem with a guy like that wouldn't work today because he was so heavy on the messaging and people would feel like they were being lectured.
		Whereas you look at somebody like Theo, where it's masked in such silliness, or somebody like Shane Gillis, it's mashed in, it's masked in such silliness that people don't think they're being told this person's opinions at all.
		You don't even realize until later, where if somebody were to ask you, like, what do you think Theo actually thinks about this?
		You would go, oh, actually, I think I know quite a bit about what he thinks, but he never really leads in that way.
		It's all masked in such absurdity and jokes and fun that you don't realize you're learning.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		It's more lighthearted, so it's not too heavy straight to the job.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You don't realize you're learning.
		And by the way, I speak as somebody who's made this mistake in my career where I just came out and said, This is what I think about everything.
		And it makes you less funny.
		So, you know, people don't want their comedians telling them what to think.
		If that's part of what you do, you got to hide it in the cheese.
		You know what I mean?
		To use the giving a dog a medicine, you know, food references for the side out.
		Well, are you shocked?
unidentified		Particularly sharp cheddar cheese on top of two patties with bacon.
		Like, how do you get it?
		How do you think?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		How do you find vitamins?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		How do you think I get my vitamins?
unidentified		They're wrapped in shit in a burger.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're Flintstones' vitamins.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You should just take them by yourself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what don't you?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		The burgers will do it for yourself, too.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You're like, okay, I'm just going to pretend it's not here.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Let me listen.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		This is the double patty.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		This is the problem we run into as conservative comedians.
		And, you know, this is the tour I'm booking right now and what I'm trying to do.
		And, you know, how do you get people to spend the money to leave the house to come see it?
		Because if you ask people, why don't you buy tickets to come to our show?
		You're a fan.
		They go, I already know what Gavin thinks about everything.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You haven't heard about his wife's clit yet.
		I'm really excited for that part of the set.
		Gavin, it's really good.
		You know, like, you know, obviously, we know we love it when women just have dirty sexual humor.
		It's always good too when you do it.
		I'm like, what does a drunk Scottish guy think about vaginas?
		I want to hear that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, the reason that the reason it works when men do it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I can't wait.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The reason it works when men do it is because that's actually how we all talk to each other.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't work when women do it because it's an unnatural occurrence.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like women don't talk about Gavin's wife's clit.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you guys don't?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, speak for yourself.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's all we talk about.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		That's all we talk about.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, every time you meet a new guy, he's like, yo, you heard about Gavin's wife's clit?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, dude.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, my wife would kill me if I like spoke about that, like about her like that.
		Like, meaning, meaning, I just wouldn't, but Gavin's the next level.
		He's the next level.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And he's also retarded too, because listen, Gavin's actually retarded because he's like, oh, yeah, I'm coming in Wednesday, Wednesday.
		I'm not coming in Tuesday.
		And I'm like, I love Gavin.
		And he's like, you know, the fun shows on Tuesday and Thursday night.
		Like, the morning show is a news show.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And like, you can't say things.
		We don't currently try to curse.
		We don't curse.
		That's very just talk about issues, you know?
		And it's, that's what it is.
		It's a, it's all called a riff report.
		It's like it's a show about the news.
		And the night show is supposed to be, but it's like you said, it's laced in there, right?
		It's like we put the fentanyl in with the Coke so that you die, but at least you thought you weren't going to.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like great thing that blacks have done.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Right before you die, you bust.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And that feels nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		No, I'm, but I was going to say, and he's like, yeah.
		And then can the Kumia come on?
		I'm like, do you not know what I'm saying?
		It's not a show like that.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't think anyone's going to enjoy watching Kumia and Gavin talk about the GDP.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They will not be able to not be funny.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
		They will just crack jokes.
		It's like, Gavin, that's not what that show is.
		Come, but he had to go because he's too famous and too popular for this show.
		He has to come on tomorrow.
		However, that's what I was going to say: is Gavin can't, I can't tell Gavin to not be funny because Gavin's Gavin and he will, that's just him.
		Yeah, he's just going to say stupid shit.
		And even when he was like, we were on the phone today talking about it, you know, he was like, uh, talking about how we're talking about black people, of course, always comes up as a topic of whatever.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		How can it not?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And he was like, he's like, you know, yeah, you know, like, you know, something about going back to the street stuff because these young guys, you know, they're, they're like, they're like dunking on.
		Oh, you're talking about how like, you know, I made a jet reference of Ben Shapiro.
		I was like, I haven't heard a joke that good, Gavin.
		He said something on the phone.
		Then, since Ben Shapiro really proved to me how intelligent he was, after he totally beat the shit out of intellectually, out of the 18 year old black college girl, like because I was, I was getting ready, bro I saw it like, oh damn, 18 year old black college girl's gonna come up and ask Ben Shapiro a question.
		She's gonna get him, you know, because 18 year old black college girls are like top of the top right.
		And then Ben Shapiro came out with some facts and logic and I was like damn, that guy's smart, you know because, like he just somehow tricked a dumb black person, you know, like that's, that's a rut's, that's the kind of content I told him, but that's almost as good as his content about his wife's clip right.
		And then he was like he was like yeah, like these young guys like walking up to people.
		They're like you know, interviewing people.
		It's like dude, Americans don't know anything.
		And it's like a 16 year old black kid in Times Square.
		And you're like, you know, only like 8% of those guys can read right.
		And I was like yeah, and he's like, he's like dude.
		They're like hey, do you know where uh, the equator is?
		And he's like bro, not only do they not know where it is, they don't know what the equator is.
		Yeah, and I was like no, even worse.
unidentified		They're like looking at, ain't that the Denzel Washington's movie where he shot on people?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I go, I know the equator, that's what I'm saying.
unidentified		He's been equating motherfuckers.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that a team in the NBA?
		But like, but I go, dude the W NBA.
		They're not even.
		But they're not even.
		It's even worse.
		You know, they're looking at you and they're like, how can I kill this guy and take his shoes?
		You know, I mean, they don't even hear the question.
		Like damn nice, J's have gone on.
		That's where their brain's at.
		And that's what I was gonna say.
		You can't change people, but comedy is comedy.
		It'll never not be funny to make fun of blacks.
		You know what I mean, because they just it's just an easy target.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah yeah, they could just stop at any time.
		They could just make sucks.
		Yeah, just stop, you guys gonna just stop doing it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I want to see if we do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have anything on black here.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm sure we do.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we do probably most.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Um so yeah, let me.
		I want to kind of end the show with a couple black things.
		If you don't mind, I prefer it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I always like to finish on black things, ice spice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like we said about words, Ice Spice is a black rapper who did not know what a toaster was called.
		She said, this need me one of those advanced bread warmers.
		I'm not joking.
		She thought that it's called a bread warmer, so that's pretty cool, nice.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Do we think she's kidding or do you think she's serious?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Uh, I think she has the uh uh down syndrome filter on and I think that she should probably.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Is that her there on the other picture?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		She should be prosecuted to the full extent by instagram.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I like how.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I like how down syndrome ice spice just looks like regular coolio, yeah right, um also.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Um, a mom got into a fight with a student at a local high school and, because of how they look, it went one way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Watch this.
unidentified		Look out, Pete!
		Look out, Pete!
		Open the door!
		Open the door!
		Oh, shit!
		She got her weave off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You saw that?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Why do doctors and scholars always do this?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is medical school, by the way, that they're at.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a medical school Harvard Medical School.
unidentified		It's the Jack Beet Engineering Center at Columbia University.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jack Jeet Engineering Center.
unidentified		No joke.
unidentified		go to college if you could major in this yeah okay uh Thoughts?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I have so many thoughts.
		So many thoughts.
		I think it's so hilarious how an altercation between two black women never stays an altercation between two black women.
		There'll be bitches who were 30 feet away who just start fighting each other because it's like a hive mind.
unidentified		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They're just like, oh, I guess we're fighting.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Point me to another one of me.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		They're holding my ring, right?
		Everybody starts running in the hood.
		It's the same thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it really is like a strange hive mind thing.
		And then, you know, the one thing that drives me nuts is the constant repeating of the same phrase over and over and over again.
		It's almost like an MK Ultra thing where they're just like, oh, say something else.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Say something else.
unidentified		Say something else.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And they just keep repeating themselves.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Like, can you say something else?
unidentified		Yeah, say something else.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Switch it up for us a little bit.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Just give me another.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You've got no other line of dialogue in the programming.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, yeah.
		I don't have, like, I'm just so disappointed at these people being, like, imagine you're trying to build a country and you have to deal with these people now.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, this is why we don't build.
		You know what I'm saying?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, by the way, you'll get no pushback from me on this one.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		There is no redeeming quality to the Western American Negro.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		20 so black people were trying to i was like a simple task mission impossible without fighting right It's like you could insert any scenario and then it's like black people fighting in it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like lining up for a cruise.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let you guess the cruise line.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Amistad?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's Carnival, obviously.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Why can't we bring that name back?
		Can we, this is what, see, if I were a rich conservative, I wouldn't support your show.
		I would buy Carnival Cruise Lines and change the name to Amistad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Because it's hilarious.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What does Amistad mean?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You don't know what the Amistad is.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Can you fill this in?
unidentified		No, no, no.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It was a slave show.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It was a movie about a slave show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They would probably go to it too.
		You could probably tell them that, like, as long as you wore chains, you could get free booze.
		You know what I mean?
		They would do it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Put them on willingly.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm going on that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You start whipping each other with the chains.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I met a Rhodesian person again recently, and I was laughing because their racism is like, is like well-educated.
		It's like bougie racism, right?
		These guys are like, it's PhD in racism.
unidentified		And she's like, very well spoken, like this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And she's like, the problem with blacks, sounds like a little bit like, what's his name?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Jared Taylor.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jared Tetchy.
		The problem with blacks is that they're human.
		And I go, oh.
		But she had more to say.
		It wasn't the problem.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, go on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The problem is that they're human.
		So like all human, they have desires and needs and wants.
		And black people will see a Bentley and they say.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like a Lauren Southern documentary.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I want one time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want that.
		Give me that.
		That's what they said.
		I want that.
		But they have no understanding of the sophistication of the technology, what it takes to maintain the order of something like this.
		They don't understand the quality of skill set you need to afford something like this.
		So what they want it.
unidentified		And so they see what the white man has built and they want it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		but when they get it, they cannot maintain it.
		They have no capability to, that is their biggest problem, is that they can use the things, but they cannot maintain the things.
		So you see Johannesburg, you see, you know, Rhodesia.
		It's a complete and total collapse because once they get it, they don't understand it.
		And they can't understand it.
		Look at our cities in America.
		Look what we've given them.
		They've destroyed Detroit was considered what the Rome of the motor city.
		Yeah, it was a Rome of the Midwest.
		And now Detroit is like a Roman battlefield of the Midwest.
		It's a Roman war.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		But have you been there recently?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Have you been to Detroit?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's like, yeah, it's like your wife being like, hey, you slept with prostitutes at a brothel.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, Douglas Murray said, I wouldn't know it was bad unless I've been there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I've been there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, well, so you did six lines of cocaine and took 12 shots.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, it's a full experience.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Had to have been there to get the full scope.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Being to flick the bean.
		You know what I mean?
		But it's like, it's like it is, that is the craziest argument ever.
		It's like, in order to know something's bad, you have to have gone there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, especially with technology that we have now.
		Like, I can look at it right now.
		I can look at it right now and make an opinion, like, formulate an opinion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But have you traveled?
		Have you traveled an IDF tour guide?
		And then who can spin the entire thing and lie to you about babies and ovens?
		And have you been propaganda?
		It sounds like someone being like, hey, I went to North Korea, man, and I saw, I mean, I've seen what's over there and you don't want to live in North Korea.
		But have you been, have you been on a government-funded guide of North Korea to get a different view of North Korean lives?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would like to go.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I understand you.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I would like to go to live there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They close their borders again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They were just on the streets.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would absolutely go on a government-funded tour.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would love to go on a government-funded propaganda tour.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I really want to go on a propaganda tour of North Korea.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I could go to a propaganda tour of Palestine.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, give me your guys' take on that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you guys think?
		Oh, you want to?
		They'll pay it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What do you guys think you're doing here?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Let me see.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They just offered Sarah Stock, our journalist, $2,000 in a free trip to Israel to help change her mind on Israel.
unidentified		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, so I could get, hold on a second.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Are you telling me there's a racket where I can get free vacations just by being like, I don't know if I like these geese.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No, come, we'll show you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got offered that multiple times, even recently.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		One of the largest influencers who also was at the front of the Pam Bondi Epstein release was totally like, hey, I'm concerned about you, and I just really want you to have this really expensive two-week five-star hotel free vacation to Israel.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What is funny?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's how I got offered that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		What is funnier than taking the trip and coming back and going, y'all are way worse than I realized.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's way worse than I realized.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You're right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It did change my life.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Now I'm Hitler.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I think they might kill me.
		I honestly, I would trust they would poison me.
		I'd commit suicide there or something like that.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is what I think.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got to commit suicide.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
		This is the problem with your sport drink.
		If you were fortified with decades of McDonald's like me, fucking poison wouldn't wipe you out like a pussy.
		What are you going to poison me with?
		Fucking Aubregine?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I honestly think that they would, at the point where they're so desperate, they would just start killing influencers.
		Like, I think so.
		Like, they'd kill Nick Frontends if he went for sure.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Do you think?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they would go after Nick.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I could see that 100%.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I would love to see, but wouldn't it be the greatest troll of all time if Nick went there and put on the fucking robes and the little hat and started kissing the wall and was just like, this feels so gay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Wouldn't that be hilarious?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's like, yeah, if we took our clothes off right now and started kissing and stuff, that'd be funny, huh?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, no, because Kevin and Milo already did it.
		Kevin and Milo already did it.
		That's been done.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like, wouldn't it be so funny if we just made fun of gay people by having sex with them?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		By being gay?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That'd be so funny.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Listen, there's a lot of people who are.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But we've got women's clothes.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of closeted fags on the right who have done such a thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're literally talking to one.
		He laughs.
		This wasn't a joke.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I'm talking to one, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
		It's not even a joke.
		People always say, it's like, it's not a joke.
		This show's not funny.
		It's not a joke.
		I know joking on the show.
		Everything I say on here is very serious, as you would know.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I gather.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's almost serious.
		All right.
		That being said, let's watch blacks hit each other and then let's end the show.
		Check this out.
		I guess there's no sound.
		Oh, so they all got, so 24 people got banned.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So there is a God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What if they came with the no sound option?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If blacks came with a mute option, I'm set.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Would you still hear the chirping in the background?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why do they, oh, yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why do they, oh my gosh, that one's huge.
unidentified		Hold on.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If you had your choice of a control button on the Zenegro, would you want it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's this guy going to do?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Would you want it not to speak or would you want it not to move?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Your choice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'd like it to move.
		I'd like to choose where it moves to.
		Okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the mute button would be.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think I could deal with all of this if it were on mute.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's this is just crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What is that rent a cop going to do back there?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You guys staying in the back.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You got braids flying.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what you don't see anymore either is like a pops kind of black guy like from Friday who's like brothers and sisters Stop this madness.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You never see there's never one good black who's like Joe, you know, what was his name from Stand Deliver?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Joe Negro.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, no, yeah, Joe Negro.
		No, Principal Joe, whatever.
		Joe Brown.
		I can't remember what his name was.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Judge Joe Brown.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, that was afterwards.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		He became Judge Joe Brown.
unidentified		You can take that off.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, the Morgan Freight in Lean on Me.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm talking about?
unidentified		Lean on Me.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The Principal Joe.
		I think it was Principal Joe Brown or something.
		But he, you know, when he was like, you know, whipping them into shape in their Jersey high school.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You don't remember that movie?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I watched things with blacks in it.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is a fun one.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		After we just did it for two hours.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You only like documentary blacks?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like live action.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like, I like, I like seeing them in their true form, like you said, in their native natural habits.
		I don't like them when the Jews have them acting like a certain way.
		I like to see them like people.
		Oh, this show's going to get clipped up by hate watch groups for sure.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Lord have mercy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, people don't get sarcasm.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No one gets that you have a comedian on.
		You know, it's a comedian.
		It's a comedian.
		You know what'd be super funny if we had a conservative show, but we just dressed up as women all the time.
unidentified		Yeah, I wanted to do a he's been pushing for that a lot, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's for comedy.
		So we're constantly putting on women's clothes, but it's a joke.
		You know what I mean?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I want to do like one of those all-women's news shows.
		I tweeted this like two years ago or three years ago, and I was like, this would be great.
		But I want to do one of those all-woman shows like The View, but with all Asian women, and I want to call it the slant.
		It's just five Asian women.
		Like, you know what?
		That's Tinkaru.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to do it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what a Hong Dai is?
unidentified		Wait.
unidentified		Hung Dai?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hung Dui?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hung Dai?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Hung Dae.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I own a Hai.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hung Dai.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I own one of those.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's like a fuckboy in Korea.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Apparently, it also carries around a fuckboy in Burbank.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, it also fucks a boy when those engines run out after seven years.
		So that's true, too.
		So we'll leave it there.
		It's true.
		I was like, Hyundai's are so affordable.
		You're like, yeah, then you got to replace the engine in 10 years.
		That's funny.
		Their engines are always.
		My dad's even went out.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you have trouble with them for sure.
		The Hyundai I have is terrible too, but I don't know where that.
		That's not the same.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Hyundai and kids.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		We're talking about Hyundai.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Actually, we all drive the fuck boy.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We all have Hyundai.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Honda or Hyundai.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you have a Hyundai as well?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of course.
		Yeah.
		I don't have a Hyundai.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I have a Sonata I have a Sonata Okay, so we're talking about Hyundai.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I have a Sonata.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have a hamster car.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I have a hybrid.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Elantra gang.
		Elantra gang.
		You have a lantern.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think you have an Elantra.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		But it's funny to just make a joint in.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Elantra got in a black woman's name.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It is.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Elantra.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Escalante.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Elantra sounds like.
		Yeah.
		Sounds like a fat stripper.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Elantra.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Elantra's coming out on stage.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, move over.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Put it together for a lantern.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The degeneracy.
unidentified		The Generacy Pills back out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The degeneracy must end.
		Josh Denny, unfortunately, has a show tomorrow night with Gavin McGinnis Anthony Kuni.
		Unfortunately.
		And because I work here, I have to go.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, you don't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was told I had to.
		I have to.
		So if you want to join this sorry ass and go to a comedy show and give some pity laughs.
		Mike, you were already Mendoza.
		Watch, show them, you were already practicing pretending to laugh at their jokes.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Go.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		That's so good.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It's pretty good.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Something like that.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I'm working on it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It's funny.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So we were practicing, pretending to enjoy the show.
		So if you want to suffer through a show with us, how can they do that?
		That's the real, that's the real thing.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just go to censored.tv.
		You can buy tickets there.
		You can go to knobhillproductions.com or you can go to partyevents.com.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, also, like I said, Pornhub.com slash Josh Denny Fisted in the Ass is always...
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's not a real thing.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You got to shorten that link, dude.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You got to shorten that link.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Everybody knows I would use a tiny URL to show people my dick.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I also use the same URL generator as Sport Drink.
		So we are as complicated as possible.
		That was the whole plan.
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		Josh Denny, thank you so much for coming on.
		If people want to find you and follow you personally on the internet, how can they do so?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		At Josh Denny on X and JoshDennyComedy.com, you can find all my other work there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And it's J-O-S-H-D-E-E-N-N-Y.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		E-I.
		No, it's not D-E-I.
		But also, Josh, thanks for coming on, man.
		I really did enjoy it.
		I am excited for the show tomorrow.
		I actually do want to go.
		You know, whether or not I'm being forced to go or not, it's like black people.
		You're forced to come here, but now you don't want to leave.
		You know what I mean?
		So don't complain about it because the trip was free and now you can stay here.
		Oh, I'm sorry.
		A few of us were killed.
		Every one of our ancestors is dead, brother.
		So how they died is not that important.
		You know what I mean?
		Just get with the program and stop beating each other up and killing each other.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's pretty easy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's like someone said that blacks are like, what is, Lord, why are you giving us these toughest battles?
		And Jesus was like, just don't break the law.
		You know?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just try not breaking the law and maybe people won't hate you.
		You know, that's crazy, right?
		Why are we suffering under the penitentiary system?
		Well, because you're murdering people.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Probably while you're in jail.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, isn't it interesting?
		Like, not to rip open a whole new subject as we're signing off, but isn't it interesting just how like none of the terrible things about black people in America seem to have hit Nigerians?
		How do they come to America and just kick ass and take names and assimilate and do great?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They don't.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They don't?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Black people assimilating?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Nigerians, specifically Nigerians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, when they come here, they assimilate.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		That's actually true.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		And they actually do very well.
		And they actually are in terms of like immigrant groups, they're at the top in terms of prosperity.
		So how do they get it?
		I guess my point is they can be taught.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But some Nigerians have a high IQ.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		So where'd that come from?
		They're also the blackest of the blacks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We all whites, right?
		We train them.
		We built their cities and gave them schools.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Pretty, Amy.
		Pretty.
		No idea.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Amy, bad gorilla.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Amy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Cocto sent $5 and said there was a black on black violence yesterday at a Beyonce concert.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		No way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That Nigress is wearing cowboy hats beating on each other because Beyonce is a country singer.
unidentified		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Yeah.
		That's interesting.
		All right.
		We read the rest.
		Oh, yeah.
		JM Denton also said, We're trying to make our own things, but it is harder than ever to break in.
		Corporate consolidation is at its peak.
		That is true.
		It's even hard to start a restaurant now because of corporate pricing and everything.
		Like, everything is so corporate.
		That's a whole other conversation.
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		We don't even have Ryan anymore.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I know that's sad, man.
		I really loved Ryan.
		I miss him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, he went to Sam Hyde.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So that's pretty good.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, he wanted to get out of New York, I think, was the big thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So who wouldn't want to get out of New York?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		Well, apparently, Gavin.
		Apparently, Gavin is just fine staying in New York.
		But people say the same thing to me about LA.
		They're like, why are you still in LA?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, but you don't have any kids, do you?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't raise kids there.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It'd be insane.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Raising kids in New York is crazy.
		That's crazy.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but his are already all grown up, right?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		So it's like kind of too late.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I don't know, Mike.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, would you raise your kids in your, you wouldn't raise your kid in LA or New York, right?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, definitely not LA.
		I don't know LA too well, but I mean, even once I was in Chicago, like, I used to always think that I wanted to raise my kids, like, you know, just to kind of get them used to being in an adverse situation.
		But now it's like, now that I have a daughter, I'm like, actually, never mind.
		I kind of take that back, actually.
		I take that back completely.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I think LA is actually about to be broken and come all the way back around.
		Like, I think there's about to be this major cultural shift there of like, we're fucking done.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, we're done with this, this bullshit.
		And you kind of see it when you're out among just regular people.
		They're just sort of done.
		They're done tiptoeing around, you know, subjects like we joked about on the show tonight.
		They're done tiptoeing around reality.
		Like, they're just done.
		You know, like you, something I saw something last week that I've never fucking seen in LA before where I saw a random dude tell a trans person, like, take that fucking wig off and stop pretending in Los Angeles.
		And I was like, go.
		I was like, dude, we're back.
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They said it to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you take the wig off?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		No, no, fuck you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's my right.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's my freedom.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is me.
		Just talking about it.
		I was like, Danny was like, take that shit off.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		It's like, listen, if you want your dick sucks, sir, then you better let me play the character all the way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like modern conservatism.
		It's like, bro, we're going into a gay club.
		Please don't bring that trans shit into my gay club.
		I'm a gay conservative.
		That's like, that's modern day MAGA, right?
		We have a gay MAGA party.
		No trans allowed at our gay MAGA party.
		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		I do love these people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We draw the line at anal sex splitting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We draw the line.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we don't do fucking cosplay.
		That's real faggotry.
		Just do men fucking.
		That's fine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's Roman.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I saw a tweet about that today.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		Someone said, the reason why conservatives are okay with gay stuff and not the trans stuff is because it goes across a normal line of logic.
		And I'm like, I think the same logic people are using to do the cosplay.
		It's probably the same line they're doing to fuck each other in the ass, but you do you.
		I love how they draw the line somewhere.
		It's like, we draw the line at sodomy.
		Well, it's like, that's a pretty, it's a pretty far line.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		For me, the delineation is like one is a personal choice.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		The other is asking me to bend to your view of reality.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bend they will ask.
unidentified		Yes.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Speaking of someone who's been bending a lot, Joey is coming on the show.
		Okay, anyways.
		Shout out to the Joey Mug.
		Thank you for that.
		Michael McHennessy, how can people find you and follow you?
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		You can find me at Snowflake underscore news.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		I'm on Instagram as well as Twitter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And of course, the real reason why everyone watches the show, Michael Mendoza, telling me fine to follow.
		I'm really, truly, people are like, get these fucking tags off the screen.
		Give it back to Mike.
		Everything I'm saying in the chat, go back to Mike.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Man, such cases.
		Well, you can follow me.
		Thank you.
		Thank you.
		You're too kind.
		You can follow me on Twitter, a.k.a. a.k.a. X at Mike Mendoza, JPG.
		You follow me there.
		And then maybe I'll start tweeting one day.
unidentified		Who knows?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, someone said, I like Snowflakes.
unidentified		Sure.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		So that's cool.
michael hennessey ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		God is God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And someone said, Elijah is more of a comedian than this fat ginger.
		Let's go.
		And also somebody said that they, since you like Nigerians so much, they want you to have a lot of Nigerians to live in your neighborhood.
		They wish that a lot would move into your neighborhood.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I have a lot in my neighborhood.
		It's called Los Angeles.
		What the fuck are you talking about?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, you know what's bad in LA when you have to be like, okay, at least they're the good blacks.
		Like that's how LA is.
		You're like, well, they are Compton blacks.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Well, they are.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Like, if you've ever met Nigerians.
unidentified		I have.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I used to live in a Nigerian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was entitled.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		They're very, very different than regular.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		If we could somehow convert all of our blacks to whatever it is that Nigerians have going on, we wouldn't have a problem.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if we could get rid of black people like how they are.
		You know what I mean?
		If we can get American black people to not be American black people, then we would win.
		It's like, that's kind of the, yeah, that's the problem.
		That's how people are like, you know, I've met a good, I met good Jews, but most of them are just tricky shysters.
		If only we asked Jews to stop being Jewish.
		You're like, huh, it's going to be difficult.
		It's going to be very, very, very difficult.
		I'm going to go ahead and hit up Saudi Arabia and ask the Muslims there if they could stop worshiping Allah.
		It's going to be a difficult ask.
		Have fun taking laps around that black cube, bitch.
		I'm ending the show.
		Thank you so much again for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
		Unfortunately for you, we'll see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. with Gavin McGinnis Ines.
		And we'll see you all tomorrow night at the show.
		Remember, there'll be a link in the description.
		I'm sure we'll put something in.
		You can also hit up Josh Denny DMs on X as well if you want to get tickets.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's my favorite way.
		It's my favorite way.
		Tell them to do that.
		It's my favorite way for people to buy tickets is to fucking message me personally and be like, can you bring us from our house to the show?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's true.
		In cross-dressing, too.
		So it's actually cool.
		Anyway, thank you, Josh.
		It's been wonderful having you on.
		You are fantastic.
		I haven't enjoyed it all this time, and you are a good sport.
		The question that we always ask at the end, or JLP asks, ready?
		What does he always ask?
unidentified		Oh, but did you have fun?
unidentified		Did you have fun?
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Jesse Lee Peters?
unidentified		Yeah.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You know the show Ron Baffa Lebanon, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Lebanon.
unidentified		You have fun.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what it's the end.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		Great time.
unidentified		Is she black?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You like, tell someone you're going to hell.
unidentified		You're black.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They'll tell someone they're going to hell.
		They're a fat whore.
		And he just goes, you have fun.
josh denny ▲ ● ▼		You have fun.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, yeah.
		Wow, yeah, I had fun.
		I had fun.
		Anyway, the rest of you guys have a great rest of the week.
		As always, and may God bless the United States of America.

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