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May 2, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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White Mom Calls Black Autistic Toddler SLUR, EVIL or JUSTIFIED? | Guests: Mersh and Royce of ROTC

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Participants
Main voices
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elijah schaffer
57:30
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mike mersh schiele
16:45
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royce lopez
37:05
Appearances
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matt walsh
02:08
Clips
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michael mendoza
00:12
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tucker carlson
00:43
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Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
Well, maybe if you stopped acting like a dirty rotten n- No, I'm kidding.
I'm not going to say it on the show today.
This woman right here on my screen is going viral today, quite possibly for all the right reasons, or depending on who you ask, all the wrong reasons.
She's a mother of a young kid, and the Stop Racism account posted a video of her calling a five-year-old autistic black kid the N-word.
royce lopez
That's horrible.
That's disgusting.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is not a good start to the story because I'm going to seek to defend her later in the show.
So, this is not really a good start for my case here.
mike mersh schiele
What did the kid do?
elijah schaffer
That's what you have to ask because what we're going to find out today is we're going to be breaking down a very deep situation of this woman's life is being targeted.
Now, is she in the right or is she in the wrong?
This is the only show I know, except for maybe these guys' shows, too, who would seek to defend a woman calling a disabled black kid the N-word.
However, I think there is a defense here, but I want to hear your guys' opinion.
Anyway, it's approximately 8-something p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
Woo!
royce lopez
What does coffee mean?
elijah schaffer
Guitar.
unidentified
It says guitar on it.
royce lopez
You better.
I'm a stop.
I'll steal it.
mike mersh schiele
I'm sorry, but I'm suing for gimmick infringement.
This is a night wave.
royce lopez
You gotta get the money guns.
You gotta get the money guns.
mike mersh schiele
This is a patented night wave radio, bit.
That's how you do it.
elijah schaffer
That's how you do it.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Well, it seems like one of you is really good at throwing money.
I wonder if that has anything to do with...
Yeah, why are you so good at throwing dollar bills?
royce lopez
What have you...
elijah schaffer
What have you been doing?
mike mersh schiele
Strip clubs.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
royce lopez
Yeah, mostly that.
elijah schaffer
Well, at least we weren't calling an autistic black kid the N-word because your life would be a little bit different today.
royce lopez
Not on camera.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, 15 years in the strip club business, I'm sure I've done it at some point.
royce lopez
Yeah, I've played Call of Duty.
I'm sure I've done it too.
elijah schaffer
Have you called?
Okay.
Yeah, that's true.
But the thing is, I haven't called an autistic black kid the N-word, but I have called probably a white guy a black autistic five-year-old N-word.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
Yeah, for sure.
No, 100%.
elijah schaffer
The comma matters, right?
Like autistic black kid, comma, N-word, or whether that's one in quotes, that's a phrase.
mike mersh schiele
What about that giant kid that beat up the teacher over the Nintendo Switch?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
mike mersh schiele
You only called him the N-word?
That was a black autistic kid.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's a good point.
mike mersh schiele
I heard that word thrown around a couple times.
royce lopez
That was a black autistic kid.
And if anyone would just, would you say that you were allowed to then?
I mean, here's my point.
I mean, it's a five-year-old.
This is going to be really difficult, but we're going to try.
We're going to try real hard.
But at what point, like, look, let's say that's the worst thing you could call a black person, right?
Fine.
Of course, the worst thing for you because you're going to get beat up.
But if it's the worst thing you could say, but at what point does someone do something enough where you want to call them the worst thing you could say because they are acting poorly?
mike mersh schiele
You know, there's something funny about calling like a kid like adult curse words.
You know what I mean?
Like calling a five-year-old the N-word or like an F-slur would be it's just funny because they're a kid.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
That's what I said.
I have some videos to say.
So I want to play this video for you.
We're going to jump right into this.
This is a very important story.
The reason why this is important is because whether she is guilty or innocent, the point is that we are raising money for her as white people because Carmelo Anthony got to raise money and he was a murderer.
So unfortunately for them, L blacks, whites are going to win this one.
Sorry.
we're so in it anyway i also have uh are you oh we have a triple split I forgot about that.
We have Mendoza in the back just saying there.
He can pop in for a second running the game.
So welcome to the show, Mr. Mendoza.
michael mendoza
What's going on?
I'm here.
I got a tam this weekend, so I'm not white enough to partake in this conversation.
So I'm going to leave it to the real hard, hard-hitting Aryans in the show right now.
So happy to be here.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so let's get some introductions going.
Before we watch the video of a kid getting called the N-word, you know, before we do that, I'd like my guests to introduce themselves.
Starting on my left, who are you and why are you here?
royce lopez
Royce Lopez, and this is community service.
No, and actually, the Aryans, I'm darker than you are.
What kind of thing is that?
And Revenge of the Sis and Day Wave.
And I'm here because this is fun.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I like hanging out with retarded people.
royce lopez
Me too.
elijah schaffer
It's always nice to do, especially when we're talking about racism.
This is going to be a fun show tonight.
I like where we're going with this.
Speaking of the community service, you thought it was for me, but I said retarded people.
Genuinely, it's not funny.
There is a special needs person here in the room, actually.
And go ahead and introduce yourself.
mike mersh schiele
There you go.
See, that's perfect.
I'm Merch.
I'm special needs.
And yeah, I'm here tonight.
Revenge of the Sis and Night Wave Radio.
And yeah, we're here to call some kid the N-word.
I was promised that we were going to bring a kid.
royce lopez
That's why we came.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, I was half asleep.
We took the bright line and I was half asleep on the way here.
And the way he was explaining it to me was we were bringing an autistic kid in here.
We were going to call him the N-word.
He's like, I'm really disappointed.
elijah schaffer
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Blacks aren't allowed in the studio.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, can we bring any five-year-old in here and I'll call him the N-word?
He doesn't have to.
royce lopez
Why don't we bring a white five-year-old and paint him in blackface?
That seems fair.
Like that Dutch festival.
elijah schaffer
Dude, dude.
Yeah, it's like, I also have a rule too.
Try not to bring kids in here.
That's unlike most Hollywood studios.
unidentified
Oh, no.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Nickelodeon can't say the same, right?
The executives of Nickelodeons love bringing kids in their office.
I'm not big on that.
So, I know, we'll just say, you know, so we have some rules here.
We have some guidelines.
Women are not allowed to work in the office.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, amen.
elijah schaffer
We don't bring other people's kids in here.
And blacks are not allowed to not come because we love them.
Because we love blacks.
royce lopez
Of course.
elijah schaffer
Because we love them.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
Look at that.
That's an awesome festival.
elijah schaffer
I like those blacks.
royce lopez
They're awesome.
That's so cool.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
royce lopez
And they say white people don't have culture.
mike mersh schiele
No.
elijah schaffer
They took away our culture.
Honestly, Blackface was sort of cathartic.
You know what I mean?
royce lopez
It is cathartic.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
It really is.
And to right-wing watch, whoever's clipping the show today, you know, it's like, why does Shaver said blackface is cathartic for the white race?
No, but it kind of is a little bit because imagine this.
mike mersh schiele
They like you over there, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they love them.
royce lopez
That's why they always clip your videos.
They must really like you.
They must really like Elijah because he's on their site all.
mike mersh schiele
It's funny because obviously I don't like right-wing watch, but obviously it's always in my feed.
You know what I mean?
Because every time I see a right-wing watch tweet, I'm going to click it and be like, oh, because I know them.
I know everybody.
He's usually getting called out.
royce lopez
Which one of our friends?
mike mersh schiele
I like you, though.
There's a lot of Elijah tweets.
They have an Elijah boner.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
They have a weekly roundup on Right Wing Watch, and I'm in it in it pretty much weekly.
royce lopez
Wow, right-wing watch is rounding people up.
Anti-Semitic much?
mike mersh schiele
Making lists of people.
royce lopez
Wow, right.
Checking it twice.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
Anyways, I was going to make a gas joke, but we're starting out hot.
We're starting out hot.
I was like, yeah, there you go.
We're going to go off that.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's watch this clip right now, which is extremely important.
Here's this interaction this woman had.
Warning, base words will be said during this interaction.
Okay.
royce lopez
And by her, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's not a lot of times I like hearing a woman speak, but for some reason, I like this video.
Check this out.
unidentified
Do you call him a nigger?
elijah schaffer
The child?
unidentified
Did you call the child the nigger word?
It is mom business.
You call him a nigga?
royce lopez
You don't have to say word out there.
unidentified
Okay, why don't you have the boss to say it right now again?
Fuck you, nigger.
elijah schaffer
All right, that's what you're saying.
mike mersh schiele
The perfect woman doesn't exist, my ass.
unidentified
That little kid, you call him a nigga?
The little child?
Yes.
Are you about to hit him?
elijah schaffer
You chasing you?
unidentified
My son stopped.
So that gives you the right to call the child fighting.
mike mersh schiele
She goes, what are you going to hit him?
She goes, no, what am I an N?
unidentified
That's what he's going to act like.
royce lopez
Hell.
elijah schaffer
You know, that's a hate speech.
unidentified
You can be recorded for that.
I don't care.
royce lopez
Good.
Hero.
unidentified
Okay, we'll see about that what the internet has to say about.
royce lopez
I want to be the second person to donate to this.
I feel like I want to help her out because honestly, I have a question.
Who was the guy that was asking her questions?
Was that the kid's father or just some random Somali?
mike mersh schiele
No, he actually sounded a little bit more.
Sarah, sir.
Why are you doing him like, oh, he was?
elijah schaffer
I knew it.
So here's some information on it.
So apparently, the guy, so this is the guy, the videographer.
His name is a Somali videographer and a black child stealing from white kids.
Apparently, this guy has a huge history.
And I don't want to read the whole thing here, but posted by Sam Parker, Shiloh Hendricks and Hard R update, why the assassination of MLK Jr. still matters.
That's crazy.
We're not reading this whole thing.
These guys, this is what you said, Michael, like the Belfort Declaration.
It's just like a matter of the N-word.
And this guy's brought out a history book.
You're like, all right, let's just skip to the bottom here.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, it's almost like whenever somebody writes a tweet and it has that thread symbol on it, I'm like, I'm checking out already.
This is going to be 11 tweets.
I don't care.
elijah schaffer
I get sucked in every time.
I'm like, wait, do you mean your dad beat cancer?
I got to find out how.
unidentified
Seriously.
royce lopez
I got to continue open tweets and you should be reading a whole thing.
And at the end of it, it was a lie anyway.
You're like, I just wasted an hour of my life for no reason.
elijah schaffer
They don't tell you how to beat cancer.
unidentified
They just go, but I also sell a course on how to beat cancer.
royce lopez
It's behind my paywall, by the way, guys.
If you go to the Revenge of this paywall, we have a cure for cancer.
mike mersh schiele
I like all the threads on Twitter now, too, that start with like, hey, I got a thread for you.
Hey, are you trying to lose weight?
And you've been exercising and eating right?
Well, you've been wasting your time.
And then there's like a thread emoji and you're like, all right, where are we going with this?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're telling me beer is good for you and you'll explain to me why.
I'm going to read this.
I hate it.
No, but as we talk about that, let me explain a few things.
This guy here that filmed the video is Mohammed Hussein Omar and Shamarke Bele Omar.
Their adult detention center.
Two Rochester men will appear in court in May for third and fifth degree criminal sexual conduct after being accused of raping a 16-year-old, offering her a place to stay.
royce lopez
Wait, that was the guy that was recording it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the guy who was filming this, this is my point.
So the guy who was filming this, allegedly, because we have to be careful in the show, allegedly.
So allegedly, the guy who was filming.
And this is like going around.
And the reason why I agree with this is because if I go back here, this woman, obviously, the black community is going after her, right?
And we'll talk about this later.
The White House, instead of helping white people, is doing shit like this.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
Hell yeah.
royce lopez
Hell yeah.
What do you mean?
I'm seeing white people on the screen right now.
What are you talking about?
mike mersh schiele
What?
royce lopez
Those are fellow white people.
What do you mean?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was going to say, it's true.
Those are definitely white people here right now.
royce lopez
The one on the left probably in a ska band the way he's dressed on Zooming.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, you what?
You think he's a banker?
He's a chumbonist.
mike mersh schiele
It's fucking Willy Wonka scene.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I, yeah, they just wear belts on their forearms.
It's just white people.
It's like, you know, white people are always doing weird, stylistic trends.
And it's like, that's cool.
I never really thought about it.
mike mersh schiele
That was cool.
royce lopez
Yes, it's a ska band.
He's in real big Gavilterfish.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Okay.
Well, what I was going to point out here is that while white people are being attacked, she started a give, send, go, right?
And I want to read what actually happened.
If you look at my screen, so she started this give, send, go.
And I believe this has really, really hit my heart on why she started this.
And even my editor-in-chief was like, not as he didn't say directly, is she scamming people or is this real?
And I'll explain what we're doing here before we even talk about whether or not she's right or wrong.
And this is what's important.
Because if she's right or wrong, I still want you to give to this campaign because of Carmel and Anthony.
In the name of Austin Metcalf, give to this campaign because you know what?
We may not have slavery anymore, but there's got to be a way to make them still learn.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
We've got to start rewarding behavior for free speech, too.
royce lopez
This is a free speech.
If anything, this is a free speech thing.
That gentleman, that Somali gentleman was saying, you're not allowed to say that, but I believe we're an American.
We're allowed to say what we want.
Now, look, you might not like it.
You might think it's disgusting, but the days of canceling people and ruining their lives are over.
You can't do that anymore.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
And they can't cancel people anymore.
And you know what?
Maybe next time that kid won't steal that.
Listen, I am really, really sick of the excuse of these kids can run wild and do whatever they want.
And in the moment you say anything to them, it's like, oh, that's my kid.
You can't, well, that's my grandkid that I'm raising.
And you can't say anything because then you're immediately put on a watch list.
Nobody cares any more.
And she should raise money.
I want her to have an escalate, like Anthony's family has escalated.
I want her to buy an $800,000 house because why not?
If you would have left her alone and said, hey, sorry, my kid did that, there wouldn't be any problem.
But now we are going to reward people that you try to cancel.
This is perfect.
This is the anti-canceling.
Now we're going to reward people that you're canceling.
And now they're going to make money.
Now they're not going to lose their jobs.
Now they're going to be able to quit their jobs because of the money they're making.
mike mersh schiele
My only problem is, it's like we've already had this happen before.
And you get these people that go viral, make a bunch of money just because they said the N-word once.
Meanwhile, I've been doing it for free for like 40 years.
Where's my cut?
When do I get a give, send, go?
When do I go viral?
I've been saying the N-word since I was, you know, pretty much.
royce lopez
You were doing it for the love of the game.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, and it's bullshit.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's the key thing, too.
People don't understand that this show is a humorous show.
People never understand that it's supposed to be a joke, but this is, we're not joking here.
royce lopez
You wouldn't know it if you listened to it.
elijah schaffer
People always think I'm completely serious on the show.
I'll be like, you know, blacks need to go.
And everyone's like, then I get all these like Nazi people that are like, I love this guy.
Oh, yeah, man.
unidentified
Just go.
royce lopez
Hell yeah, dude.
elijah schaffer
You're like, you do realize I'm just kind of fucking around on the show.
It's like, it's like being in an X, this show's like being in an Xbox chat room.
That's what we're doing.
You know what I mean?
So, but every, then they're like, why did you have a Jew on the show?
And you're like, because I'll have Jews on my show.
mike mersh schiele
Why do you have blacks on your show?
elijah schaffer
Because I'll have blacks on my show.
Will I have my wallet out on my desk while they're on my show?
mike mersh schiele
No.
elijah schaffer
No.
royce lopez
No, of course not.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm not stupid.
But, you know.
It's the same thing.
royce lopez
You could always be courteous, just never relax.
Correct.
mike mersh schiele
I'm just saying.
It pums me out that I've said the N-word for all this time for free.
And then one person comes along.
They're going to make like $20,000.
I feel like Royce to 5'9, and I'm watching Eminem on TV.
And I'm like, I was pretty big in Detroit first.
royce lopez
No, but that's a perfect example.
Perfect example is another one.
People are going viral for saying the F slur now.
And it's like, I was saying that forever, too, but all I had to do was be, you know, a mid-chick that ate butter.
And all of a sudden, everyone gives a shit about it.
And that's the, it's, it's just, you know, it's specifically when women do it.
When women, when women say slurs, they seem to benefit more than men do.
I don't know why that is.
elijah schaffer
This is why, too, because also she's, if you go to here to her gifts and go, it's because she's attractive, right?
And she has that, she has that look of like attainable attractiveness, right?
royce lopez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like she looks good on the bumble page, but then you see she has a kid.
But if you're, if you're merch, you're like, I don't care.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
mike mersh schiele
If she's got hand tattoos, so you know she's going to fuck.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
A lot of her.
For sure.
elijah schaffer
You can tell a girl like that she didn't get pregnant, you know, through artificial insemination.
mike mersh schiele
She's no Subaru driver.
elijah schaffer
But I'm going to say.
royce lopez
She's old school.
She got pregnant old school.
In the back of a car.
mike mersh schiele
If they have a hand tattoo, they don't even really have to like you.
You're in.
royce lopez
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Well, look, and I want to talk about that, but let me tell you guys about something really important as we go into this.
I'm going to read her story on what she says has happened to her.
This is why, again, whether you agree that she should have said that to a young kid or not, this is the point.
But I do want to mention the fact that right now, many of you guys know we don't have a give send go.
That's not how we raise money to do the show.
And we are demonetized pretty much everywhere, including on X, which is kind of crazy.
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mike mersh schiele
Is that how you pronounce it?
michael mendoza
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Okay, so I want to read this.
So we are going to go over this for like half an hour.
I know like 10 or 15 minutes because there's a lot to break down here.
And this show wouldn't be the show if it wasn't slightly autistic and talking about a story longer than you need to.
I don't know if you guys do that too.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Necessarily drag out a story.
mike mersh schiele
Are you kidding me?
royce lopez
We have to do a show every day.
We have to fill time.
Obviously, we do that.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, we each do 10 hours minimum a week of content.
We got to fill something here.
elijah schaffer
You got to get up there.
I think I'm up there.
I think I'm doing like about three or four today.
mike mersh schiele
What is this guy here?
elijah schaffer
That's a latte.
Oh, it's just organic whole milk and fresh espresso that Henny made for you guys.
royce lopez
Pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Not bad, right?
royce lopez
Yeah, it's good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's just to perk you up, get your nipples.
mike mersh schiele
And you know what?
I'm not going to lie.
unidentified
I detest cold coffee.
mike mersh schiele
Good, really good.
Yeah, that's actually really good.
elijah schaffer
It's because it's espresso, not coffee.
mike mersh schiele
No, I know.
elijah schaffer
Espresso is much better than coffee.
I don't drink any coffee.
Just espresso.
That's why I'm telling you that this is a good thing.
royce lopez
Man, you really got real bougie.
You got real bougie now.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
Last time we were here, last time we were here, this place is just being built.
So we were in the office.
mike mersh schiele
They were building it around us.
royce lopez
They were building us around us as we were doing.
unidentified
Remember that?
royce lopez
And I remember just sitting like Indian style on the floor back there.
And by the way, following each other and shit.
elijah schaffer
It was crazy.
royce lopez
Feather Indian, not like, you know, street pooping Indian.
unidentified
He's like, sitting there, Indian, feces, worshiping demons.
elijah schaffer
He's in the corner.
royce lopez
We were romance scamming people.
mike mersh schiele
It was wild day, dude.
Yeah, not like Sar Indian.
It's like my people.
royce lopez
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
Well, okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And now, started from the bottom, now we're here.
I am actually, you guys are what made that responsible.
In fact, actually, Gavin last night was with Gavin Guinness at his show.
And I was telling him, like, you know, you know, we got like 12 people working for us.
You know, we have a lot of shows.
We're starting like five more.
And then he's like, how are you affording all this?
I was like, you know, it's crazy to think about, but people watch my content.
unidentified
So I know, Gavin, it's crazy, right?
elijah schaffer
People watch my stuff.
So we're able to fund it.
But it's also called having investors, too.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
That helps.
But that being said, okay, let me read this.
Let me read this.
So she says here that my name is Shiloh.
And girl named Shiloh probably, you didn't even need to see the hand tattoo.
royce lopez
Yeah, Shiloh.
elijah schaffer
So Shiloh and I have been put into a very dire situation.
I recently had a kid steal from my 18-month-old son's diaper bag at a park.
I called the kid out for what he was.
I was like, how she tripped down.
Another man who we recently found out has had a history with law enforcement because he raped someone allegedly, proceeded to record me and follow me to my car.
He then posted these videos online, which has caused my family and myself great turmoil.
My SSN has been leaked.
My address, phone number has been given out freely.
My family members are being attacked.
My eldest child may not be going back to school.
Even where I exercise has been exposed.
By the way, I want to say this to her because I told her to email me because I want to help her.
I want to get her on the show.
I'll fly her out too.
I want to talk, and I want her to say it on the show.
You know what I mean?
royce lopez
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
But she's like, she might be able to launch a media career out of this.
I'm not joking.
Like, this is better than the, then Lily Gaddis has nothing on her.
This is like real N-word.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is the real, the real nigga girl that we need.
royce lopez
And by the way, glad she didn't apologize.
Glad she doubled down.
She should have, because at that point, it's like, you know what, apologize.
They're going to treat you like shit anyway.
You might as well lean into it.
And good for her for leaning into it.
You know, I'm really getting sick of like these, these, these, these words that you can't say.
And honestly, so we're at the point right now.
I just want to see if I got this, if we got the story clear.
We are more worried about a woman calling a stealing black kid the N-word than we are about, for some reason, a accused rapist just roaming a park without kids.
Have a question.
Why were two people that were accused of raping, or one person was accused of raping a 16-year-old hanging out at a park without a kid?
That's weird, right?
elijah schaffer
That's what we're all wondering.
That's crazy.
royce lopez
Because who's because who's the bigger danger?
The mother who said something racist with her kids because a kid was being a brat?
Or the childless, childless Somali who got in trouble for allegedly diddling a kid?
I wonder what's worse.
elijah schaffer
Well, this even gets crazier.
So it gets crazier, actually.
So she is raising that up.
Now, going to her gifts and go, she's been able to raise already $120,000 today off this.
And the reason why I'm telling you to donate is because Carmelo Anthony murdered a white kid and they gave him money because he's black.
Okay.
That was a racial thing.
And it's about time that white people stop this whole like, you know, oh, you know, when my kid's 18, they got to learn the hard way.
They're kicked out of the house and be independent.
Look, we got to start working together.
Okay.
We got to start working together to climb out of this mess because you're not going to have any countries in 60 years.
You're not going to have any cities.
It's like, what's the problem with LA?
It's black violence, messy Mexicans and homeless drug addicts.
And who brought the drugs in?
Mexican cartels and the Sackler family, Jewish people.
And I'm just saying, and then what's the problem in LA?
Hollywood, which is like perverse, the child, you know, predation.
Who was doing those things?
Nickelodeon producers.
We talked about that.
So what, but what's not a problem in LA?
The white people.
They come, all these people want to live with us and then they ruin our places.
My point is, is at a certain point, you got to ask yourself this.
Should a white person in the country their ancestors built feel afraid to use a word that was literally created by them to describe the very person she's using it against?
You know, acting the way she was.
royce lopez
Honestly, black people shouldn't use the word.
That's why it's a white person's word.
You're still in a white person's culture, are you not?
Like, who came up with the word originally?
You know, I mean, I kind of feel like, if anything, do take that word.
That's not your word.
mike mersh schiele
Well, you know, here's the other thing, too.
I think like every group, right, gets to have like a home base, right?
Like every group gets to have like their own little, like little homogenous area where it's like their own little Israel is what I like to call it.
It's their little safe zone, right?
Like if you're playing like one of those video games, like everybody has a home base where if you run back to it, nobody can shoot you, right?
So I feel like we should have, like white people should have a town for our racist ladies like Shiloh and Lily Gadda, like where when they feel scared, we're like, oh yeah, you could move to like, well, like we just pick a town and they give it to us.
It could be anything like Phoenix, Arizona.
royce lopez
Whatever.
mike mersh schiele
I'm just throwing out a random one, but we just, we get a city.
We're like, all right, but she's safe there, right?
If we get her there, nobody can threaten her anymore.
elijah schaffer
We had that.
It was called 30 countries.
mike mersh schiele
It used to be called the known world.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It used to be called civilization.
royce lopez
It used to be called First World Countries and they were radical.
mike mersh schiele
Anything on a map that had a name.
royce lopez
Yeah, I know.
That's a really good point.
elijah schaffer
Including the ones that didn't, because we were ruling them.
And everyone knows that Africa was better under white rule.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
royce lopez
Well, now it's under Chinese rule, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, the Chinese, the Chinese are, have you seen how racist Chinese people are towards the blacks?
mike mersh schiele
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
royce lopez
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, no, I'm joking.
Of course.
They've always been that way.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, they're like, well, I think we watched on the show that documentary, right?
Where the Chinese guy that kind of helped them build a railroad.
Yeah, and he's like, you guys are so fucking stupid.
Look, you're sitting here thinking that, you know, you know better than me.
White people gave you a railroad.
And what did you do with it?
Where is it now?
mike mersh schiele
The best part.
elijah schaffer
It's hardware.
You guys destroyed it.
mike mersh schiele
The best part is, is like he's saying it in Chinese, and it's like it's translating underneath.
And he's just sitting there smoking a cigarette, like, and it's like, well, talking about dumb the black.
elijah schaffer
Well, listen, this is what's even crazier, though, dude.
This is, this story gets actually more nuts because the original account that posed it posted it is this, is this account ready?
I expose racists and pedos.
mike mersh schiele
That guy sucks.
elijah schaffer
The dork.
royce lopez
Wait, hold on a second.
So both?
You're not going to do both.
You're going to expose racists or pedos.
You can't do both.
Pick the lane.
elijah schaffer
You got to expose the guy who filmed the video too.
unidentified
Oh, hear me.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
mike mersh schiele
You know me out of this, though.
Well, let's say I'm catching, let's say I catch a pedo, right?
And in the process, I find out he's also a racist.
Should I be working with whoever exposes racists?
So like, you know, at least exchange information.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
And that's why it's racist and pedos.
But here's the crazy thing, too.
What if somebody is more of a pedophile and less of a racist?
Do they get priority or do the racists get priority if they just maybe Weird like lolliporn or something, right?
That's like that's like a let's say that's like on the borderline of starting to get a pedo stuff.
mike mersh schiele
I bet if you interrogate the guy who runs that account, you can get him to admit that deep down he thinks racists are worse.
royce lopez
First off, let me correct you.
I bet you if you get the woman that runs that account, that's a woman that runs that account.
The guarantee that I expose racists and pedos, 100% a woman that runs that account.
That is not a man.
And secondly, they put racists first.
So obviously, like you said, racists will be the bigger point of contention.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, listen, I'm here to expose racists.
And if I have enough time, maybe a pedo or two.
royce lopez
Maybe.
unidentified
Listen, I don't like people in my society that say the N-word.
elijah schaffer
And also, occasionally, I don't like people fucking kids.
But I'm more concerned that you're not using the N-word.
Here's the question, sir.
If you see a kid getting abducted to be raped and you see Shilo Hendrix not to say the N-word, you can only kill one.
Which one do you kill?
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, imagine your mission statement.
royce lopez
It's a trolley problem right there.
What do you do?
mike mersh schiele
Imagine your main, like, your mission statement is my primary objective is I'm going to find out people who said the N-word and get them fired from their Amazon web, like you know, their warehouse job.
And if I've got enough time, maybe we'll do some pedos.
royce lopez
But probably not.
I'm not getting it.
I'll be really tired.
I guarantee if you scroll through that account, I fucking never scroll through that account.
If you scroll through that account, it's 99% racist.
It may be every once in a while a pedo that also is racist.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is why I think we're actually in the wrong category of work because I'm not even joking.
Like I've thought about just starting pages to grift like the guy did with Black Lives Matter was a white guy from Australia that started the big BLM page and raised like 500 grand and then shut it down.
Like that's what we need to do next time.
Like when there's like think about if we started a site and we like, you know, immediately a black kid is killed and then we like because I could do this opposite, right?
We make it and it's the merch like for Carmelo Anthony.
And then I just share it like, I cannot believe people are making merch for Carmelo Anthony.
This is outrageous.
royce lopez
Brilliant.
elijah schaffer
And then and then like make sure that like the black people see it and they'll start buying it.
And it's like that, then we take, this is why, this is why it's not grifting because if we take the money and then we donate it to let's say this campaign, now we're taking money from them and using it to support our stuff.
That's why it's better than just stealing from them.
royce lopez
But it has to look like authentic merch.
Like if I think black merch, it has to be like a poorly pixelated photo of him.
And then the back, like with like angel wings, sort of like Tupac for rap first on it.
That way it looks really good.
mike mersh schiele
It's like a hairbrush, like something that says like R.I.P. Ankh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we didn't make a shirt like that, though.
Like we're like heaven with Harambe and like Hitler and Carmelo Anthony.
That's even more confusing.
royce lopez
Wow, so two black guys in heaven.
Handler wasn't black.
I'm kidding.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's okay.
mike mersh schiele
You can say whatever you want about Hitler.
elijah schaffer
That's where it gets everyone mad.
It's like, well, yeah, Hitler's in heaven with Carmelo Anthony.
It's like, yeah.
Some good guys because hanging out, dude.
royce lopez
They're just hanging out.
They're balling.
I mean, honestly.
mike mersh schiele
To be honest, it would be really funny if everyone just goes to heaven.
I feel like that would just be the funniest thing ever.
elijah schaffer
It's like merch.
mike mersh schiele
Everyone gets to hear it.
royce lopez
No, no, no.
Everyone goes to heaven except Ben Shapiro.
No, that's it.
That's the rule.
Everyone's in heaven except Ben Shapiro.
Then you go, Ben's not here.
Guess it really is heaven.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
Okay, let me tell you this.
This is what's crazy.
This is this account.
Look at the comments under here.
I wrote this.
Take the hit.
But look, look at this.
Look at these people.
Own a gun, man.
She would have been six feet under by now.
royce lopez
You're going to kill her because of words?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, though.
This is a lot of people.
royce lopez
Is that a white guy or a black guy that said that?
Probably white kids.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
It's like a comment section calling a white woman a winner for a literal hate crime against an autistic criminal activity here.
royce lopez
That's not, this is in England.
That's not a hate crime.
That's no, that's, you could be a jerk.
You're allowed to be a fucking jerk.
You're still allowed to be a jerk.
That's allowed.
You can't just shoot somebody because you're mean.
elijah schaffer
But you see what I'm saying?
That's why, that's what she's talking about.
It's like, hey, do you know why?
This is my whole point here.
I just want to say this.
I don't know if calling a five-year-old kid a racial slur is a good idea.
unidentified
However, I have fatigue too.
elijah schaffer
And I know that point, kind of like when your woman's arguing with you and you're trying to calm, stay calm and you're trying to stay calm and they're trying to pick at you, pick at you, and then you kill them.
No, I'm kidding.
No, but then, but then you, you break and you just go like, you stupid bitch, shut the fuck up or whatever.
And you, you get fatigued, right?
Where you're like, they break you down.
This is how I'm saying everybody gets in fights.
royce lopez
Of course.
elijah schaffer
You're trying to avoid it.
And so, like, you don't know what she's been going through.
Like, you don't know if she's been seeing the Somalis move in and the people come and she gets her stuff stolen.
She's like, I've had enough.
You stupid, dirty little, like, you know, I don't care if you're five or 50.
I'm going to treat you guys like the Jews treat Palestinians.
You're all fair game now, you know?
So if you're going to defend Israel, you also got to defend this girl too.
Everyone's got to defend her because she's also a woman.
And I think as a woman, sometimes women are emotional.
And like these guys are, I'm exposing this woman.
Oh, you beat a woman?
It's like, now she's rich.
royce lopez
If two black guys would have come up and started yelling at a white woman for literally any other reason, nobody would be defending it because that's an aggressive thing to do.
People need to be asking why two just Somali people without kids who have a criminal record of sexual whatever were hanging out at a park.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, question we all want to know.
mike mersh schiele
I'm going to say this, man.
I'm torn because on the one hand, I kind of disagree.
I don't want to support this woman because she is a white woman with hand tattoos who's obnoxious, who if we give her too much power, she's just going to become insufferable and horrible.
And I don't want that.
On the other hand, I very much support the N-word.
So I'm like, I'm voting for Obama?
elijah schaffer
Oh, so I agree, but look at this.
This is the cancel code.
We'll move on topics.
This is the cancel culture shit that I hate.
It's like this guy, Black Sheep.
You know, it's like, if she's employed, she should be fired on the spot and blacklisted from future jobs.
If she's not working, no one should ever consider hiring her again.
royce lopez
Somebody reply to that and just put a star and put N-word listed.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
She reminds me.
She reminds me of every chick that worked for me as a Saturday day shift bartender.
elijah schaffer
Be careful.
mike mersh schiele
Be careful.
unidentified
What?
royce lopez
Am I not autonomous on X?
mike mersh schiele
She's basically like, I've had a million bartenders that worked for me that looked and acted just like her.
And I couldn't imagine like, you know, if one of my bartenders back in the day went viral for this and people were calling the club going, you need to fire her.
And I'd be like, you know how hard it is to get a girl that looks like that to show up for Saturday day shift?
She makes like $28 in tips.
Like, I'm not firing her.
unidentified
It's just weird.
mike mersh schiele
Nobody else will come in.
royce lopez
It's weird seeing a girl who actively looks like she dates black dudes calling a black kid the N-word, which is super weird.
elijah schaffer
I'm just, but I'm over.
I'm over all this cancel stuff.
So like the conclusion here, the conclusion here, so it's about 120.
And just as we refresh it, it's already at 127.
She's raised $7,000 more since we just refreshed that page.
mike mersh schiele
All right, how much for me to say it to a little kid?
I'll go do it right now.
elijah schaffer
So here's the deal.
Someone just donated $1488, $1,488.
Someone donated $1,488 said, you did the right thing, standing up for your son.
Your bravery is sorely needed in these times.
Hopefully you can move to a nicer neighborhood.
One free of those savages.
Shout out Goyam TV.
royce lopez
No, what was the name of the guy that said that though?
Scroll up for a second.
Look at his name.
elijah schaffer
Average white man.
mike mersh schiele
Can somebody, can somebody, can we get a bunch of people to donate like an N Tower?
You think they could pull that off?
elijah schaffer
Dude, honestly, we could.
You got to have money.
So here's the deal.
So, so I actually, this is like not a joke.
I actually, everyone's giving like $50 or whatever.
So I made sure I gave $650.
I should have done a funnier number, but like just to make sure that people started giving more money.
There's always some guy that's like, I want to be the top donor, you know?
So I wanted to make sure that people were giving her money.
And when I first shared this, she had like $19,000 in the fund.
This is like a few hours ago.
But I told her this.
I said, sending my personal support, we are all fatigued and know that rather than changing their behavior, minorities insist on trying to police our words.
I expect nothing less than animal behavior for the dregs of society than understand that protective nature you have for your baby.
Stay safe.
Email me if you need help getting out your side of your story.
You'll get through this.
This is a serious offer.
I can actually help you.
I've been canceled.
I've gone through these issues in the black community and I can help you, you.
I can help you.
So you should email me because don't waste this money.
Make sure you do something good with it.
And you might be able to start a media career.
I'm literally not joking.
Just if you're this blunt and honest and you're popular right now, you should put something out on the internet.
Stop hiding.
Come out and make a video and people will follow.
You'll gain 100,000 subs in like a week if you can put out a video tomorrow and said, follow me on YouTube.
Even right now, people got to get smarter on their viralness.
When you're viral, you got to really capitalize.
royce lopez
Did she, did she, has someone donated $13.50 yet?
elijah schaffer
$13,000.
royce lopez
Dude, that's crazy.
$13.50, baby.
elijah schaffer
How about just $13.50 too?
royce lopez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, $13.50.
unidentified
You should.
I love it.
elijah schaffer
Mike, make sure you donate $13.50 today.
You should put that in there.
Do you have Lily Gladys video on this or something?
Let me talk before we play that video though.
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Not that I would know anything about that, but that was on a Wednesday night either.
That's insane.
I am retarded.
But yeah, you wake up.
Oh, I'm going to get over it.
My point is you got to make better decisions in your life.
And a lot of you realize, you know, sometimes you wake up and you might be sitting there, you're like, I am just, what is wrong with me?
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm dragging my feet.
I feel low in my tea.
Now, there's only two ways that you can get your tea up.
royce lopez
Okay.
elijah schaffer
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Stop being a fat piece of shit.
Go do some push-ups.
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That's really important.
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royce lopez
I love edging, dude.
elijah schaffer
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I'm not lying.
I don't lie to you guys about supplements and stuff like people do.
I haven't used it yet.
Apparently, it's really good.
I'll use it tonight, actually.
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I don't really, I don't really fully understand what this one does.
I'm going to ask them.
I haven't been taking this one as much, but I'm going to ask them on this one.
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mike mersh schiele
I got to respect somebody who's like, I don't know what this one does yet.
elijah schaffer
Well, I haven't.
I haven't.
I've used it a few times, but I usually use the real one that has the fenugreek and everything in it.
Yeah, because that boosters to South Trump like 80, 80%.
So that's why I use it.
But anyway, I want to go here, besides the fact that people threatening to kill her, which is literally absolutely freaking nuts.
Where is this?
Let's talk about a kind of oopsie.
Matt Walsh was on Tucker Carlson.
I don't know if you saw this.
unidentified
Oh, I did.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I was actually pretty shocked about this.
This is also a good moment as well to ask yourself this.
I've always told you, I tell you guys that Matt Walsh knows everything I know.
He thinks everything I think.
He just makes a lot more money than me, and he doesn't want to fucking blow it.
Okay.
He's got six kids.
I don't blame him.
I want to be that rich too.
You know, it must be really cool to just get up and you have a whole crew do everything for you.
You don't have to do anything yourself and you just talk shit about people, but you just avoid one topic.
That's a pretty good deal.
mike mersh schiele
It's like, hey, not a bad deal.
elijah schaffer
You can really say anything you want, except just not about one topic.
Surprisingly, and this will shock you.
That's about 99% of all right-wing media.
Did you know that?
royce lopez
That doesn't shock me.
I've seen 99% of right-wing media.
mike mersh schiele
I just watch it, you know.
royce lopez
Listen, I'm very, very, very aware that, and agree with you.
There's, I never blow up anybody's spot, but there's plenty of people that tell the line.
But when you talk to them, they agree a lot with what you're saying, and they're 100%, but they're always like, man, I got a sponsor.
mike mersh schiele
I'm still annoyed we never even got the offer.
royce lopez
We never got the offer.
mike mersh schiele
You know, that hurts our feelings.
And I'm not saying we'd take it, but you know, it's to me, it's like getting invited to a party, right?
I'm 40 years old.
I'm not going to go out to a party at this age.
But if you don't invite me and I'm in town, I'm kind of like, your feelings are going to be hurt.
You know, just let me let me have a chance to turn it down.
royce lopez
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I will tell you guys the truth, though.
I today will watch this video with Tucker and Matt, but today was one of those days.
You know, when you feel old some days, like, oh, yeah.
Like, I did not even go that hard last night.
I mean, I was with Mendoza, so we were hard, but that's different.
But no, I didn't go that hard last night.
You know, that's my point.
And it was so bad that my friend who's the same age doesn't even drink or anything.
And he's dead at work today, too.
So you know it's a crazy party when you didn't even drink and you feel dead.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
So it's a crazy, it's a crazy environment.
Don't go to casinos.
But I was like, I woke up and I'm like, I remember I used to do this three days a week.
Like, and like right now, I can't function.
Like, I couldn't function today just being up to like five, six in the morning out of like a casino.
I'm like, when did this happen?
When did I stop being able to like stay out all night?
royce lopez
It happens, dude.
It hits you like a truck, man.
And eventually, then you, then you, then you're like, oh man, I used to be able to go.
Man, I used to be able when I was young, bro.
mike mersh schiele
We all used to be able to go.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
royce lopez
I know, like, into a Walgreens without asking for a key to unlock stuff, but somebody else ruined that for us.
No, but I mean, I used to be, I used to be able to get hammered at like 20 and like be up till six in the morning and actually just go to the gym and I'm fine.
I'm like, yeah, whatever.
It's fucking work out, bro.
Who cares?
And now if I drink too much the next day, I'm a fucking, I'll waste a day.
elijah schaffer
I'm done.
royce lopez
Yeah, I can't.
elijah schaffer
I got up.
I didn't even, I didn't even go hard.
I just being up that late and like in that kind of like talking to a million people and like, you know, doing whatever, I just woke up was like, who am I?
And why?
Like, you know, you look in the mirror, like, should I, should I, should I, should I stop being me?
You know, you know what I mean?
You know when it's so bad?
unidentified
You're like, am I, am I okay?
elijah schaffer
And that's always a scary, you know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
That's when you have to take a day off, man.
royce lopez
Yeah, but when you do the existential dread, you're like, what am I fucking doing?
Why did I do that?
mike mersh schiele
What's wrong with me?
unidentified
On a Wednesday night, a penthouse party on a Wednesday night?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's diabolical.
royce lopez
Yeah, you're getting home when Mexicans are getting up to go to work.
mike mersh schiele
You're like, oh, fuck.
royce lopez
God damn it.
You see the long trucks going the opposite way.
You're like, I stayed up way too late.
elijah schaffer
The afters is what kills you.
It's always the afters.
But so people know, it wasn't just some like random night.
It was a comedy show last night.
Got invited with some wealthy people.
I mean, when are you not going to go to a penthouse at the hard rock?
You'd have to be a federal hard rock rules.
I love it's really nice.
royce lopez
It's so pretty.
elijah schaffer
It's one of the nicest non-Vegas casinos.
royce lopez
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Non-Vegas ones, yes.
elijah schaffer
And it makes sense that it's here because you've got a lot of people that playgrounds that steal stuff here.
unidentified
Yeah, got a lot of them and they like to blow their money.
elijah schaffer
All right, let me play a video of them on Matt Walsh on Tucker.
And I got to ask, as we watch this, ask yourself two questions: Is it rage bait for the sake of driving views for Tucker, or is this another interesting attempt by Daily Wire to try to stay relevant on this new weird PR tour that they're trying to get people to start watching their shows again?
Because we don't talk about them except to make fun of Daily Wire usually.
And this is one of the first times that I'm like, this is, I'm just going to ask you that.
royce lopez
I have a third option, but yeah, okay, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Does this work better than Jordan Peterson calling people psychopaths?
Probably.
tucker carlson
What did you think of the debate?
A lot of this kind of broke through the surface in the debate between Dave Smith and Douglas Murray on Rogan a couple of weeks ago.
Did you watch that?
matt walsh
I did.
I watched, I ended up watching the, I wasn't planning on watching the whole thing, but I watched the whole thing over the course of a few days.
It was a long debate.
And, you know, I have a different perspective, I come in with a different perspective than maybe some people who are really interested in the debate in that I don't have a dog in the fight.
I don't, everyone is, I'm constantly hearing from the peanut gallery demanding that I kind of give my verdict or my take on Israel and Israel versus Palestine and all this kind of stuff.
And I have given my take, and my take is I don't care that much.
So I just don't care that much.
I'm not just America first.
I'm an American chauvinist in that I only care about my own country.
I honestly don't care about other countries.
I wish them well.
I don't wish any of them, I don't wish them ill.
I wish the people of other countries well.
I think they all have a right to defend themselves and they should.
I think that if you can't defend yourself as a nation or if you can't survive without being propped up by another government, say ours, then you shouldn't exist as a country.
That's just the way of the world.
tucker carlson
So wait, wait, wait.
If you can't exist without being propped up by another government, say ours, you shouldn't exist.
Israel cannot exist without being propped up by the United States.
matt walsh
You think so?
tucker carlson
Its nuclear program came from the United States.
Its weapons come from the United States.
Its economy is supported by the United States.
I'm not attacking Israel.
I'm just saying, in point of fact, I think that's true.
And I mean, Israel thinks it's true, or they wouldn't have armies of lobbyists and influencers in the United States.
BB wouldn't have shown up twice in the past three months.
matt walsh
Yeah.
I mean, the way from my perspective, it seems like they can handle themselves quite fine.
But any country, if there is any country out there that fundamentally cannot exist without being subsidized by American taxpayers, then not only should that country not exist, but that country already does not exist.
It's not really.
elijah schaffer
That's interesting.
matt walsh
It's not really a country.
unidentified
Right?
tucker carlson
No.
elijah schaffer
Oopsie.
I'm going to go to you guys on that.
What's your take on that segment?
What was really going on there?
royce lopez
You had a third option.
My third option is I think that Matt Walsh, for everything that you could say about him, is very smart.
And I think he knows where this blind allegiance, that whole blind allegiance to Israel Daily Wire thing is actually heading, which it's a sinking ship.
How many people have left that sinking ship?
And I think he's hedging his bets to not be Mr. Like, look, I've already said that.
I don't really care.
Which, by the way, Matt Walsh, even just saying, just saying, I don't really care, is more than someone on Daily Wire would have said three, four years ago.
100% more.
They would have said nothing.
They would have said Israel, whatever.
So I think that's what's happening.
I think that maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know if I am or I'm not, but I think that even just the eyeball test with Daily Wire is not coming up in the algorithm as much as it used to.
Uh, they're not getting pushed as hard as they used to, and I think he's hedging his bets and I think he's preparing for a world where he's not in Daily WIRE and he has to survive outside of it without, and he could do it without the guidelines without, without the Independent one day soon, for sure, he doesn't need Daily WIRE, he doesn't need them.
He doesn't need them.
Matt, everybody at the Daily WIRE here's.
Here's their trajectory, they surpass Ben Shapiro, then they leave.
They surpass Ben Shapiro, then they leave.
Matt Walsh surpassed Ben Shapiro at least three years ago.
I mean Ben Shapiro Matt, when you think of Daily WIRE now, Matt Walsh has done more stuff than than he has.
Whether you like him or like him, it doesn't really matter.
elijah schaffer
In terms of done more stuff that people have watched yeah, what is a woman had more impact on on uh the, the social conversation than the facts.
Don't care about your feelings, because that only had to do with with college students.
But then that made it in like Congress and everything too.
During the Supreme Court ruling it even made in the question, what is a woman?
It's now like a cultural phenomenon.
People are like yeah, but what is a woman?
Right, it's like, it's like what we use to shit test liberals if they can't answer that.
But, like you said, check out this clip from him.
A couple years ago, this is what his tone was about these sort of issues.
Uh, listen to this.
unidentified
Is it wrong to want to preserve our heritage, the country that our ancestors founded, European?
matt walsh
I don't believe that our unifying principle was ever race, skin color, ethnicity.
Our unifying principle was a, essentially a doctrine.
It was a, the doctrine of human rights.
I think it's Un-American, is what I would say.
unidentified
But why would it be immoral?
matt walsh
It would really depend on what motivates that.
And uh, and if you're saying that it's not motivated by bigotry, all I can do is trust you on that.
I can't look inside your soul.
I mean it sounds like it, but uh, I don't know.
I don't know why you want me to do that.
I can't read.
elijah schaffer
Pastor Joel Webbin has been around for a long time.
royce lopez
Well that's, that's not very American chauvinist of you there Matt, I mean, but that's but that.
elijah schaffer
But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He's like I'm a chauvinist, I just really care about America than like, just denying the the, what the founding fathers said, but but it's.
royce lopez
It's also very simple to say like it was founded by a creed, not by race, by mostly white people though, right like honestly, you always leave that out, but it's found by mostly white people.
Right like we're realistic the founding by all.
elijah schaffer
Statistically it's insignificant that there was any non-whites, yeah, they were property.
Yeah, and then there were the other ones.
royce lopez
There were no.
I mean, I mean no, but that's a fact.
That's, that's a fact.
Look, at the end of the day, black people were farm equipment and and and and.
Then Asians were basically slaves that build our railroads and that's fine.
But but that that, that talk of like pretending like this country's unifying principle was was, you know, people were welcome here.
Yeah, when there were Irish and Italians that were coming here, like there's a difference for a while, even them not.
So, even for a while, they're Irish people.
Well, let's see.
No no blacks, dogs or Irish in the bar yeah well yeah, you know what they say too, poor dogs.
elijah schaffer
White Christian men have good character.
And, you know, I have character.
I don't know if it's good, but I've known to have a lot of character.
You know what I mean?
That's all I was going to say.
But, you know, the problem is, too, is I think what people don't realize is everything that I say on this show, you're all thinking it too.
Okay.
It's just a matter of like sometimes you feel guilty that you think it, right?
So it's like you see a black person behaving a certain way and the N-word pops into your head, whether it's the actual N-word itself or it's a go away from that person or it's a I don't want to be like that or I wouldn't let my kids hang out with them.
I don't care how you say the N-word in your head.
You're looking at a type of person and you don't want that.
mike mersh schiele
So you say it in your head.
elijah schaffer
Well, you say a version of it.
Like you're like, oh, I would just call the kid the N-word, but it's like you still would see like a kid, you'd be like oh, he's misbehaved.
Where's his parents and stuff?
You're still thinking bad, wrong, not good.
I don't want this in my society.
There was a bunch of all of us always saw that and didn't want that in our society.
mike mersh schiele
I don't know if you don't just go, hey, who does this little N belong to?
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
Let me see.
Let me see if I can find the video here.
If you ever listen to teenagers from back in the day, listen to this question being asked to a Rhodesian teen.
If you're new to the show here, Rhodesia is what we now call Zimbabwe.
And like many white countries, South Africa fell shortly after, and now the United States is becoming South Africanized as well.
Check this out when they asked about equality.
This is a teenager, by the way.
A teen.
mike mersh schiele
Listen.
unidentified
Do you believe in one man, one vote?
Yes, if the people are educated at the same level.
At the moment, I don't, because you find that as far as education is concerned, the whites are in the majority.
And one can't give the vote to uneducated people that they can't use their judgment, they can't assess the situation correctly.
But how can you say that when you also believe in equal rights?
I do believe in equal rights, but do you think rights are equal if you've spent 12 years at school being taught cultural things, science, the arts, and someone comes straight out of a hut in the bush?
Do you think he deserves the same rights as you if he had been educated on the same standard?
Fair enough.
But then he should have equal educational rights as well, shouldn't he?
To enable him to come out of that hut in the bush with a parallel education to yours.
Let me say it: the Europeans have brought this country to what stage it is at the moment.
So surely the Europeans should be educated since they are the ones that have come and brought the education, since it's their educational system.
The African is at the same time some of them are at the same stage now that they might have been several hundred years ago.
The black population in Education is growing faster than almost anywhere else in the world.
Are you worried yourself by the fact that in the next 18 years or the African population is going to double?
Well, it's something to think about.
I wouldn't say I'm worried about it.
You know, people also say there's going might be a nuclear war be wiped out, but I don't worry about it.
It's just something which you think about from time to time.
According to Prime Minister Ian Smith, in his lifetime, there will never be majority rule.
mike mersh schiele
It's so brutal.
elijah schaffer
doing this which ones do you think looked better um Well, look, there's a lot to say here.
All I was going to say is, like, I love how the media, you know, these are teenagers, by the way, smarter than grown-ass adults today.
It's like, well, shouldn't this was my whole point.
The whole issue with this race stuff is like, well, shouldn't black people have everything you have?
Why?
Well, because it's right.
Well, they don't listen.
You don't want to give a crack addict a million dollars just because you're a millionaire.
They will just go buy more crack and then they won't, they'll just destroy their life.
They might actually die.
So I take that back and we should give them a million dollars.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
A million dollars?
mike mersh schiele
No, it's true.
Honestly, I've always said that the most criminal drug that's been invented in the last hundred years was Narcan.
royce lopez
Yeah, it was.
mike mersh schiele
Whoever created Narcan was worse than the Sacklers because honestly, some people just want to die.
Let them go.
Let them go.
We can't just keep bringing people back.
elijah schaffer
No, listen, I agree.
But what I was thinking about this is it's like you see this, and then you see today where like in some districts of Chicago, they're 98% black.
The ability to read.
The ability to read in the district of high schoolers is at 11%.
royce lopez
We actually covered something the other day, just two days ago.
Remember, we're talking about the reading level.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
royce lopez
And the place was like 20% of people in this town can.
What city was it, Mercer?
It's only 20% of them can read.
It was Memphis, maybe something like that.
And it was like, yeah, but black kids specifically, only 20% of them have a, are at an adult reading level.
And it's like, oh, oh, yes.
Okay, seriously.
So it was a town that was teachers union that was in Baltimore if it was a teachers union that was striking, right?
Baltimore, and they said they were striking.
And then we looked up the town.
mike mersh schiele
I think it was in Cali somewhere.
royce lopez
Yeah, we looked at the reading level in that town and it was like black kids had only 20% of them could read.
And they were like, and you guys are asking for more money.
You teachers want more money.
$100,000.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They wanted more.
Like, look at this.
royce lopez
Check out this video.
unidentified
Look at this.
mike mersh schiele
Look at this.
unidentified
That's a flag.
A big red dot.
royce lopez
Oh, no.
unidentified
That's the state.
That's a place.
Whose flag is this?
I've seen that before.
I know that.
Republic?
Russia.
royce lopez
That's that one that had my period at the Marriott.
unidentified
That's Russia.
Every single one is Russia.
elijah schaffer
That's Russia.
unidentified
God damn it.
Soviet Union?
Is that Spain?
Turkey.
I don't know.
Something A-rabbish.
mike mersh schiele
Something A-rabbish.
unidentified
Tokyo.
Yeah.
royce lopez
Sinjong, Kenjong-hoon.
unidentified
Korea.
royce lopez
Korea.
unidentified
That's Korea, ain't it?
That's the Korean flag, North Korea, South Korea.
I watch anime.
mike mersh schiele
I done seen it.
unidentified
Japan.
That's definitely like Japan.
Japan.
Easily.
I must say, I knew it was an Asian country, but I didn't know.
royce lopez
Yo, I knew the black dudes were going to.
I knew the black dudes were going to, the black guys were going to, because a lot of black dudes are weebs now.
They're anime leaders.
And they're really in anime.
So the dudes were going to get it.
elijah schaffer
I like how the girl goes, Tokyo.
Oh, man.
We're talking about countries.
Thank you.
mike mersh schiele
Close enough.
elijah schaffer
It's like, hey, you ever been to the country of Los Angeles, which actually is like its own country now?
But all I was going to say is like, that's my point.
Not all blacks are stupid.
Not all blacks are retarded.
Not all blacks are violent.
But there is a disproportionate amount of them that are all of those things.
And paired with their tribalism is what makes it a very dangerous thing because it's like a lot of the smart ones will still defend the behavior of the bad ones out of tribalism and a commitment to the blacks.
royce lopez
Well, the Carmel Anthony thing is a great example of like somebody did something and it's like people are, I mean, there are some people that are just good.
No, when are white kids dead and stuff like that?
And it's like, man, you know, every time a white person was saying that when it was the other way around, I was like, oh, this disgusting guy, American History X much or this and that.
And by the way, you saw the guy that broke that American History X and pointed out like he wasn't even a bad guy.
Like the Kerbstompy thing was only the illegal thing.
The only thing he did that you really couldn't justify in that movie, but everything else was like, yeah, they killed his dad who was a firefighter.
No, no, he's fucking pissed.
And it's like you said, it's a cause and effect.
Back to the girl that we're talking about, it's like what happened that she said that?
I cannot imagine that the kid just did something childlike and she something else happened.
We never got the rest of the story, and you never do.
You only see the reaction.
I mean, what about that community leader, the unarmed community leader they said that they shot?
And you both and I played that video, the oh, yeah, the video, and the guy was running at him with a knife and attacking him.
And the guy had to shoot him.
And it's like, okay, cause and effect.
I mean, again, man, the biggest mistake that ever happened was locking up showing for the George Floyd thing because now it's like everything it was just another cascading events of like every arrest video now is a black person saying I can't breathe.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I also was looking up trying to find a video right now of a fat black kid with a knife and I just typed in black kid with knife and like a hundred videos popped up to me.
royce lopez
You gotta be more specific.
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
We'll see you in a few minutes from our
elijah schaffer
two minute break.
I'm so glad that you guys stuck around for that.
That was so good.
We are back and we are ready to rumble.
I got my guest today called Two Fags in a Closet.
royce lopez
That's us.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's their show, actually.
It's on what's the gayest channel out there?
royce lopez
Rumble.
unidentified
Bravo.
elijah schaffer
Bravo?
E, right?
One of those channels.
All right.
I want to get back, though, talking about the Matt Wall.
I want to go back to the Matt Walsh stuff for a second here.
Because there's a little bit much of this.
We're talking about how Matt Walsh essentially suggested that Israel shouldn't exist.
And AF Post wrote, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh stated that any country relying on U.S. taxpayers shouldn't be a country.
Tucker Carlson pointed out that Walsh was suggesting Israel shouldn't exist, to which Walsh declined to respond.
And he said, Here, why are you lying in the caption?
I did respond in this clip and also in the part, not in this clip.
I think Israel can survive without American aid.
Regardless, any country that can exist without the American taxpayer shouldn't.
That's always been my take.
A fair answer, but I do think he was backtracking.
royce lopez
No, listen, here's the thing: no, because Matt Walsh is very, very, the one thing I'll say about him is he's very outspoken about 99% of issues like you brought up.
And yes, did he go further than he normally would with the Israel thing?
Sure.
But my problem is, is like, no, I will not accept that as your answer.
If you are going to say a sentence, like, because I'm an American chauvinist too, right?
So if you're right, we shouldn't give them money.
But if we are giving them money, right?
I need him to explain to me how he thinks they could survive without it.
Because if they can, they shouldn't have it.
I don't know if I've done it.
I've really done the math.
How would Israel survive without America?
They wouldn't.
It's impossible.
All of their systems are ours.
Everything they have is ours.
They didn't pull themselves up by the bootstraps and do that.
They built that.
Our boots on the ground are the reason they're safe.
Their nukes are ours.
Everything they have are ours.
Everything they do is.
mike mersh schiele
They're literally surrounded by Zerg.
You know what I mean?
And the minute we crawl out, it's it.
It's over.
They're going to be over.
royce lopez
So I do not believe, I believe that, I believe that Matt Walsh knows that they could survive without it, but I don't think he'll say it out loud because, again, you are trying to survive and you are trying to, like you said, I don't know what it's like to be making that amount of money.
Not that amount of money.
Not Matt Walsh's amount of money.
I don't know what that's like.
elijah schaffer
His north is.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
And to turn that down, I don't know, man.
That's, that's, that's, that's rough.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
But, um, and also, it's like you said earlier, too.
It's like, you know, people take the money and they can talk about 99% of things.
And I think some of these guys sort of can justify it morally.
Like, look, I'm not, I'm not going out and actually like waving pom-poms and supporting like the things that are going on in the Middle East.
I'm just not talking about it.
You know what I mean?
And I think that there's a certain level of that.
royce lopez
Well, I think it's dishonest when you say things like, I mean, at least in my opinion, I'm an American chauvinist.
All I care about is America.
Okay.
And if we weren't funding these people, then you could say, so screw them.
But we are.
So they are our problems.
elijah schaffer
Well, we shouldn't be talking about it.
If they didn't have the American military backing them, they would be wiped off the face of the earth.
mike mersh schiele
So that's that's what that's the whole point.
elijah schaffer
He's like, it's like, well, I should respond and be like, Matt, you really think that if they didn't have American military backing, that they would exist?
royce lopez
There's no way.
But there's no way.
Listen.
And if you believe that, explain to me why.
But see, the response would be like, well, whether they do or don't, it doesn't matter.
I don't care.
Okay, but then if you don't care, then we should actively be screened.
Look, I will say this.
Matt Walsh, I've watched plenty of his clips.
Would if we're being completely honest here, has he talked about us giving money to Ukraine more and we shouldn't be doing it as much as he's talked about how much money we're giving to Israel and we shouldn't do it?
There's no way.
He's definitely talked about Ukraine more.
Merch said this earlier when we were talking about it, but there's something to be said about guilt by omission where it's like, okay, if you're going to go this hard on one thing, if I bring up Israel, you can't go, you're anti-Semitic.
You have to go, no.
Also, you're right.
We're giving them too much money.
Also, you're right.
And Tucker brought it up too.
It's like, you can't say they don't need our money when everybody except for Thomas Massey has an APEC guy.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
And by the way, we want that APAC money too.
Look, at the end of the day, all I'm going to say is, look, it's obvious that the Middle East, we've been trying at this for 30, 40, 50 years now.
The solution is obvious.
A two-party state, a two-state solution.
One state for the Jewish people and another state for the other Jewish people.
royce lopez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
royce lopez
I agree with that.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, so they already did this.
The Jews not only have Israel, they also have Boca Baton, Brooklyn, West Los Angeles, and oh, don't forget Miami Beach.
Auschwitz, too.
I heard that was a place they like to go.
mike mersh schiele
LA.
royce lopez
Oshwitz has the best gift shop, which is weird.
mike mersh schiele
Oddly enough, too, they own Branson, Missouri.
royce lopez
Do they do?
mike mersh schiele
I don't know.
royce lopez
Oh, but would it surprise you?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the JP Morgan Chase building in all the properties and the Empire State Building.
royce lopez
The Empire State Building.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and the One World Trade Center.
royce lopez
And they used to own the other two, too.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
Yeah, yeah.
royce lopez
Before that unfortunate accident.
I love you, Saudi Arabia, for taking those towers down.
Damn you, Saudi Arabia.
mike mersh schiele
Darn Saudi Arabia.
elijah schaffer
So we should also talk about the worst copes of the week, too.
Worst cope that I saw of the last seven days was Charlie Kirk being asked about Epstein and Pam.
Do you see this?
And Pam Bondi's list.
And they were like, you know, well, like, what do you say?
The fact of like Epstein's connection to Mossad?
He's like, well, how do you know that?
And she's like, he's like, oh, because her father worked for Mossad.
And it was like known, like, you know, that this was like an Israeli blackmail ring.
He goes, it very much as well could have been, what did he say?
Russia or something.
I think he says Russia.
It could have been like Russian too or whatever.
It's an other country like that.
And he goes, you know, it could have been equally as much of them that were behind it.
royce lopez
It's like, yeah, it was a KGB that was running at Epstein Island.
mike mersh schiele
It was a KGB.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was, it was, they were going to use a man named Ishka Vashkalova, but he ended up turning down the gig.
And so they had to go with their second pick, Epstein.
But his nurse name, you never realized his middle name is Romanov.
royce lopez
So look, you can't forget that Charlie Kirk is the same person that said that America's an idea and Israel's a country.
Like, you have to remember that that's the source.
mike mersh schiele
Do you know that every time Charlie Kirk lies, his face shrinks a little bit more?
royce lopez
It's true.
It's super tiny now, little bits.
But no, that's the problem makes me angry.
The problem is, is if you don't want everybody to think it's one people, then when they do it, call them out.
And when they don't, say it's not them.
It's fine.
Look, I am 100% also sick of people who stubbed their toe and blame the Jews.
I think that's annoying too.
It's like, come on, own up to some of your shit.
Like you got addicted to fentanyl.
It wasn't Jews' fault, you know?
However, that being said, when they are doing something, you should go, yeah, you know what?
That is kind of weird.
That's definitely, that's a Mossad thing, you know.
To hold water for them when you say things like that is so ridiculous to me when everybody knows that he was connected with Mossad.
That's not even a secret.
Nobody's hiding it.
Nobody's saying it.
But hear me out.
And I know you're going to think this is a great idea.
I was thinking about this the other day.
What if we tell Pam Bondi, this is going to be great?
That all the that the Epstein flight logs have been vandalizing Teslas.
Do you think that maybe we'll fucking finally see the fuck?
Where are they, Pamela?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's listen.
I was going to say this too.
That I was thinking that if we wanted to, the real way that we actually cut things, we don't even need Doge.
We just tell Trump that the director of whatever department we want to cut is promoting anti-Semitism.
Okay, and they'll just cut the funding.
royce lopez
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
By the way, do you know the FBI is promoting anti-Semitism?
And it's like, we're going to dissolve the FBI.
royce lopez
No, tomorrow.
Sorry, forget the FBI.
Sorry, there's more important.
The IRS is actively supporting IRS and the jihadis.
The IRS and the ATF are actively.
You know what the ATF stands for?
Anti-Semitic Task Force.
We're switching it up.
They're going after the IRS.
I'm telling you, they're so the, you know, let me tell you something.
I don't know if you know this, but the IRS has audited a lot of Jewish people, and we can't have that.
elijah schaffer
That's think about who are the highest earners that are getting the most audits.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's Jewish people, and they need to be able to do whatever they want.
Their business practices do require them to do some questionable moving around numbers.
And we can't be you.
You can't have them freaking out about their public safety and their financial welfare at the same time.
royce lopez
They need to feel secure.
And honestly, if we owe them, we owe them abolishing the IRS.
Guys, we're ain't gaslighting.
This is going to work.
mike mersh schiele
Well, we owe it to the Jewish people.
royce lopez
We owe it to the Jewish people to abolish income tax, honestly, because if you don't want to accuse them of doing shady things with their taxes, get rid of the problem.
mike mersh schiele
How about this, Juice?
I'm throwing it on the table right now: Federal Reserve or IRS?
You get to pick one.
royce lopez
All right, Juice.
I'm flipping the tables.
I'm flipping the tables right now.
mike mersh schiele
You get to have one.
unidentified
You get to have the Federal Reserve or you get to have the IRS.
mike mersh schiele
Which one?
royce lopez
Well, okay, this is Atlantic City.
mike mersh schiele
They're going to choose the Federal Reserve every time.
Fine, I'll take that.
elijah schaffer
Also, we have back in the back seat over there.
Our producers, what happened?
Why are you there?
I don't understand what I came back and you were swapped, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
Yeah, I'm trying to get the hang of it now.
Mike unfortunately had an accident.
unidentified
Well, it's kind of like what we all been hoping for.
As you can see here, ICE has officially got Mike.
royce lopez
I called them.
Yeah.
Not gonna lie.
It was bad.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
And then the main agent, he was a little creepy looking.
unidentified
So I'm not sure.
royce lopez
So yeah, I'm just jumping out trying to help out a little.
elijah schaffer
That's really, that's really sad.
royce lopez
You know, you think you know a guy.
You know what I mean?
You think you know a dude, and then you call ice on him.
You know, it's super weird how our IPs work.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's he got deported.
Someone did he send did uh Mendoza get deported again.
Yeah.
I'm actually, by the way, to El Salvador.
This is like the third time in the show that I've like thinking about just like taking a break from like parties and stuff.
You know what I mean?
You know, it's bad when it's like the third time in an hour that you're like, I need to do that.
You know, I need to not do that again.
You know what I mean?
This is really bad.
This is one of those bad ones where you're just like, it's like a spiritual, it's there's hangovers and then there's spiritual hangovers where you're like, maybe there's more to life than what I'm living like.
royce lopez
The existential dread hangovers, we've all had them, bro, where you're like, what am I doing?
mike mersh schiele
It's the same thing for me.
I came in here today and every time everybody that came up to me on the staff was like, oh, you want to drink?
And I was like, no, I'm not drinking.
And they're like, are you okay?
Like, everyone assumes I killed somebody or something.
Like, I drove into a bus or something.
I'm like, no, I just gotta, I gotta kind of chill.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
royce lopez
It is.
He calls an autistic black kid the N-word.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
royce lopez
That's what happened.
mike mersh schiele
Guys, I have a give send go-going right now.
I've made $11.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's got a lot of anger.
Someone needs to get that anger out of her.
royce lopez
Yeah, somebody needs to, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's not going to be me.
royce lopez
Merch, she's going to make a lot of money, and you're single.
She's a single mom.
I'm just hear me out.
You got a new chick.
You will start a racist show.
Great.
mike mersh schiele
I like it.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Look at those hands.
Look at them.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Those are great.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, why does she look like my crush in junior when I was a junior high school?
Like, this is this looks like this looks like every girl in 2011.
You know what I mean?
That's pretty crazy.
And also, she's wearing the 2005 double t-shirt.
royce lopez
Oh, she loves Avril Levine, dude.
She fucking loves Avril Levine, dude.
elijah schaffer
What?
What is that song?
I don't got it.
unidentified
What I want him.
elijah schaffer
What is that?
Who's that?
Paramore?
royce lopez
That's Paramore.
Paramore is great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
Well, yeah, I think they're one of the most it's funny watching Gen Alpha rediscover them right now.
Oh, yeah, they're figuring it out yeah like dude like I literally had a kid was telling me I was like who do you listen to?
He's like Paramore.
He was like what is he like 12 11 and I was like he's like you heard of them yeah but just because Gen Z doesn't know who Paramore is we do know who Paramore is because we were in the peak of Paramore.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was when music was actually cool and it wasn't just like black people mumbling.
Like we actually like we got to get out of this era of black music.
It's just so cool.
royce lopez
But no, not even but not even that.
Forget that.
Put it to you this way.
Even the new music in general is bad.
Like when you go to any places playing music and people are dancing, nobody's playing mumble rap.
Like nobody's like listening to that.
They're listening to the old music we you listen to and like there's no new like no one's listening to skirt skirt at the club.
No one's doing that.
elijah schaffer
That's literally what half the music sounds like today.
royce lopez
Every black strip club that's the music.
elijah schaffer
I've never been to a black strip.
royce lopez
You have been to black strip club?
I've been to a strip club with black people in it.
I wouldn't call it a black strip club.
Mercury.
elijah schaffer
What's it like?
mike mersh schiele
I've worked in black strip clubs.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's talk about this.
What happened here?
royce lopez
I mean, have you seen, have you read, have you seen Gorillas in the Mist?
mike mersh schiele
No, I mean, it's just like, it's like a regular strip club, just with more violence.
It depends.
There's a way you can kind of like, because there are sub-genres of like urban clubs.
So like you can run a certain, like you can run an urban club that's like, that has like a zero tolerance for that shit, or you could just run a hood club.
royce lopez
Is that where your slap story's from that you've told on air?
mike mersh schiele
No, no.
Oddly enough, I smacked a stripper once, but that was actually at a white club in New York.
elijah schaffer
Why do you look at a character from Grand Theft Auto VI, though?
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
Like, you're the guy I work for in Grand Theft Auto 6 because I'm kind of a Grand Theft Auto VI character now.
elijah schaffer
That is what he looks like, right?
Like, you go to the strip club.
He's like, hey, I got something to help you.
You got to make you some money.
Have some fun with the girls while you're around.
You know, like this, have some fun with me.
royce lopez
Nico, let's go.
Nicole, let's go bowling.
mike mersh schiele
Like, I ran strip clubs.
I'm an alcoholic.
I gamble.
I like to do cat rescue stuff.
I own an AK.
royce lopez
No, you know what he dresses.
He dresses.
No, he dresses specifically like Max Payne 3.
That's his look when he's like patented.
mike mersh schiele
He's like, first up, and he's got the skullet and stuff.
royce lopez
That's exactly what he looked like.
Max Payne 3.
That's the vibe.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I happen to agree.
But I do like the idea of looking like you are not a real person.
There's something sort of beautiful about it, something sort of poetic.
unidentified
Because it's like, you look like you would be a piece of shit.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm saying?
But you've got those, but at the same time, you either are a scammer or you're a rich strip club owner.
And now I know which one it is.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, I mean, I'm not.
elijah schaffer
You have a cool look.
That's my way of complimenting you.
royce lopez
You feel like a real piece of trash that would abuse women.
And I fucking dig it.
mike mersh schiele
The word you're looking for is like sleazy.
I'm not untrustworthy.
And I'm not like, you know what I mean?
I'm a stand-up guy, but I'm a little sleazy.
royce lopez
RoboCop henchman.
mike mersh schiele
Like, I'll put it this way.
When I go to Texas, I hate Dallas.
It's too sanitized.
Everything closes early.
It's just very like, ooh, Dallas.
But I like to go to like Austin or Houston.
Like, I like a city with a little bit of dirt to it.
Like, I don't like Orlando.
I love Tampa.
elijah schaffer
What's your favorite strip club?
mike mersh schiele
I'm not, but that's the thing.
I worked at them.
I don't really like, I'm not a.
Oh, to work at?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
We're not having like an hour of like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm curious because we like, we kind of, even though this is a company, this is sort of like a strip club because we all take off our clothes during the day when we're working.
royce lopez
And there's money everywhere.
So yeah, this is basically like a strip club.
elijah schaffer
Well, we all, for some reason, I don't make the rules, but there's a sign on the wall that says everyone's got to take your clothes off before you get into the green room.
So it's.
royce lopez
But you do make the rules.
You sign the note.
I mean, I'm looking at it.
It's your signature.
elijah schaffer
I literally don't know who put it there, but I'm like, I looked at it.
I was like, Hennessy knows.
I was like, I guess we're all going to have to get naked in here.
royce lopez
They were hanging dong when I walked in.
It was wild.
mike mersh schiele
It was sweet, actually.
elijah schaffer
Remember that, Hennessy?
It was like it's on the wall, so it's gotta follow it.
unidentified
Those are the, and then you always tell us to rub ourselves down with Van Man, so it gets a little creepy.
elijah schaffer
Correct, beef towel.
royce lopez
Yeah, that's why you guys, that's why you guys are so smooth.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
unidentified
I mean, it actually is actually true.
elijah schaffer
Someone said this guy would love India.
No one would love India.
mike mersh schiele
Nobody.
No human being.
India.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Nobody would love India.
royce lopez
No, no kids don't love India.
mike mersh schiele
Fun fact about India is that they have a landfill that's so tall.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
mike mersh schiele
That they have aircraft marker lights on top so that aircraft.
royce lopez
Yeah, that's that's a real thing.
Yeah, that's fucking wild, right?
That country's nuts, dude.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why anyone looks at India and goes, the people who did that, let's bring those into our Western countries.
royce lopez
We need them here.
We need to bring them here because what is it that Vivek said?
Because we watch Boy Meets World.
It's our fault, by the way, because we like Zach Morris.
elijah schaffer
Well, and this is always the doctors and engineers argument is what I call it.
Where it's like we have a problem of needing people to do jobs because we have other people that shouldn't be here that are here, right?
So it's like, oh, because all the Mexicans are here and they buy phones too.
We need more software developers to make more shitty apps for them.
It's like, well, if we didn't have these other shitty people, then we wouldn't need those shitty people either.
And it's like, what it really is, and I actually believe this fully.
You know, a lot of people don't know what this, this, uh, what this, this sort of uh, you know, immigration thing is.
I can speak for a lot of different countries.
It is different in every country, but what I can tell you, it is similar in every country.
It is very profitable for some people.
And I don't think people discount the idea of how quickly people sell out, you know, even Jesus Christ for 30 pieces of silver, right?
It doesn't take a lot to sell out your own country and your people for many.
And, you know, you go into some of these areas in like North Dallas, right, in Frisco, or around the areas.
You know, they're new, they're nice, but they're soulless, right?
And we have this problem in the American country where a lot of what we do is soulless, right?
We don't, we don't have any like, it's not that we don't have culture.
That's not the point.
It's like it's a strip mall suburb sort of thing.
royce lopez
It's postmodern architecture that all looks every neighborhood now.
All these all they all look the same.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
Brutalist.
It's all brutalist.
It's like they say, oh, Americans have no culture.
Well, then they're actively doing it on purpose, though.
That's why they're building like all these apartments look exactly the same.
By the way, you could go to any new apartment complex, one in LA and go one New Mexico and go one in Maine, and they all look the same.
Same manufacturer, same building.
It's all the same crap and it's all the same thing.
And it's just to accommodate nothing is nothing is being made.
And you brought up the engineers and the doctors and all that.
If that place was so filled with engineers and doctors and scientists, they would look like fucking Wakanda, you know, and they don't.
They're falling apart and they have shit rivers.
And I'm really sick of pretending like, yeah, everybody in America could learn.
And I brought this up, you know, we always talked about it, and I do agree with it to a certain extent with all we hear is like, you know, college is a scam.
Kids should go into tech, should go into, you know, into technical fields and become AC people or become plumbers and become this and that.
And that stuff is true.
But then what also happens is in the college resource by not letting white people in, then white kids don't get into STEM.
Then there is no white people applying to these jobs.
So then they use this as a long way of going, oh man, you know what?
We do need these Indians here because there's no white kids that went to school because now they're all plumbers because we told them don't even try.
And that's the double-edged sword.
If it's like, yeah, do I think college is overrated?
unidentified
Sure.
royce lopez
I think it's fucking overrated.
You don't need it.
But also, you can never be a doctor.
And if you're telling all these white kids, don't be doctors, go be plumbers, that'll be great.
You're going to be great at that.
But they'll be like, oh, we don't have any fucking white kids to be doctors.
I guess bring more Indians in.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but the bigger issue that I don't think people get is that when I say the profit being behind it, it's like, first of all, look at this.
I mean, the United States, people look at this and think that this is a bad thing.
The United States has, you know, we invented the highway system right now.
China has superseded us, but we invented this idea of this, this, this interconnection to move around.
We were forward thinking.
And what you notice is all we talk about now is these stupid fucking bullshit, like racism and stuff.
You know, it's like we got to correct all these social problems.
royce lopez
Yep.
elijah schaffer
What about just like standardizing progress, right?
Where we ask ourselves, like, can we do shit that moves us forward?
A good example is the iPhone.
We don't get any new shit from Apple.
We just get these refined ads and gay people with iPhones and ads now.
And that's what we get.
We get gay iPhones and new colors, but there's no innovation.
And a lot of the innovation that we have is almost like it is for profit.
It's not really to push the country forward.
So like social media isn't really pushing us forward.
It's actually causing more problems and it's helping.
But we put a lot of emphasis on our phones and electronics, never asking ourselves, is what we put our money or focus into really benefiting us.
And the reason why you know that it's not to benefit us is because then in order to get more of that, they bring in all these people that don't benefit us.
But on the on the other side of this, like people don't understand, you know, why, why do we have so many foreign students?
It's because it's just profitable.
Like university is just a very profitable business.
So they bring all these people in and then they want to guarantee them jobs here that universities do so that they get more students coming and saying he can get a job, get a green card.
Here's what's going on.
Now, some people out there really do just hate white people.
And they're, you know, maybe, maybe it's, let me bring this up here.
Maybe when you find out, like, hey, why doesn't Trump just make an executive order in order to ensure that, you know, universities maybe work on behalf of the American people?
Well, here's the guy that's in charge of Trump's executive orders.
I'm not joking.
royce lopez
That guy's awesome.
elijah schaffer
This is the guy that's in charge of Trump's executive order.
mike mersh schiele
Styling and profiling.
elijah schaffer
That's today, too, by the way.
That's just in front of the White House.
royce lopez
I know they wear little hats, but that's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Right.
So this is like, this is absolutely insane.
And I'm just saying, like, so you know that that's why Trump, if you ever wonder why Trump is working on behalf of a small minority, it's because the people in charge of Trump are the small minority.
And I don't really know that.
They don't work on behalf of white people.
That's all I was going to say.
royce lopez
No, no, they don't.
And then they're also importing it on purpose.
And it's the same thing.
Like, I think that the most, at least for me, the terms of when I really saw the pendulum swinging back the other way is, and I, and I, and I'm going back to this, we were talking about the end, when Vivek came out and he did that whole tweet and everybody turned on him.
He had to disappear.
He was supposed to be in that whole Doge thing.
And then remember that all sounds like he's going to actually run for, he's going to run for governor of Ohio.
Then he disappeared because people weren't having it.
Elon even had to delete a tweet when he was supporting Vivek.
I think the visa is like, no, they're not.
They're terrible.
And then when you dig into these fucking visas, they were giving them to strippers.
Remember that?
Like the strippers and all this stuff?
And it's pickleball instructions.
I don't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 7-Eleven?
7-Eleven?
royce lopez
7-Eleven.
Of course.
elijah schaffer
You could have bought a black guy in your neighborhood who worked at 7-Eleven.
royce lopez
No, he was too busy robbing it.
Yeah.
It's true.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy, though, too?
Is like, so I lived in a white area in Australia.
And Joel Davis, who's actually a Nazi, but was my friend out there.
Because, you know, what about diversity, right?
We're supposed to be with diverse friends.
So he was a Nazi.
Of course, I want nothing to do with that stuff.
But it was really, really interesting.
He comes to my area and he's like, go to a gas station and it's like what life used to be.
There's like a 16-year-old kid working at the gas station.
And he's like, dude, you still have white people working at your gas stations?
That's like a good indicator of where your city's at.
He's like, that's fucking crazy, mate.
He's like, I don't, I don't think I've seen just a white person working at a low-level job in Melbourne or whatever he was at.
I haven't seen that, let alone like at a 7-Eleven, there was a white guy working.
And the issue with these with these people are, is I think what people don't think about and what they found out last year is how much white people fucking hate India and Indians.
I don't think a lot of people knew that.
royce lopez
I know why.
elijah schaffer
I know that.
royce lopez
I know why.
elijah schaffer
I know that.
royce lopez
Listen, I talked to, we both talked about this just very recently.
They fixed that off a poop bump.
But it goes before that.
They fucked up and Indians fucked up big time.
Do you remember, and this all goes back to, do you remember when that Indian director basically shamed Hankazari into not doing Apu's voice on The Simpsons?
Because they said, you can't do that voice because it's cultural appropriation.
So they took the one good example of an Indian on TV, which was a hardworking immigrant who came over here legally and then he worked very hard.
And then they said, you can't do his voice because a white guy's doing it.
So now they took any good examples.
When they killed Apu, they killed any good examples.
And now the only examples are like, wait, these are the people that stole $20,000 from my grandma?
Wait, these are the fucking people that are coming here.
And then that black dude, they'll came by and they go, they outswitched my job to India and then had to train my replacement.
That's what you have.
And that's the reality.
Because the reality is, is that like everybody else, every other culture is allowed to be racist, right?
They're allowed.
Indians are super fucking racist, by the way.
No.
Oh, dude, the caste system there.
India is slave still.
Like, it's fucking wild, right?
They're allowed to be.
Because if you go over there, look at that.
Go be a white girl and go travel that country by yourself.
See if they're going to treat you with the same respect as an Indian woman traveling in this country.
It wouldn't even be the same.
She wouldn't make it through.
Just watch it.
Nobody wants to be there.
So what's happening is, is we're bringing in people that hate us.
And the one thing about Indians, and you got to give it to them, they're very loyal.
Like we talked about those visas.
They bring in their family and then their family works there and then their family works there.
Have you gone to any gas station that's owned by Indians and everybody there wasn't family?
I can't think of one.
They're always all family.
mike mersh schiele
They're certainly banks now, too.
You go to certain banks and all the tellers there are Indian and they're all related.
royce lopez
Because they use that.
They go, they come here and they start businesses and they go, yeah, they start businesses and they give it to their cousins and their brothers.
They're not giving it to the people that have been waiting here that need jobs.
They're going to give it to their cousin who's going to work under the table.
So, I mean, you know, that's how it is.
That chain migration was the thing that used to fucking matter, by the way.
Nobody even talks about it anymore.
elijah schaffer
Well, and that's, I think, I think one of the weirdest parts about the Indian question that we need to talk about is like, if you ask any teenager, if you can delete one country in the world, what would it be?
Someone went around and everyone said India.
royce lopez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because like even black people don't like Indians.
Like everyone.
royce lopez
And Indians don't like black people, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but the problem with the Indians thing is that, you know, we used to have a very rare, like the Indians you used to meet too used to be higher quality.
I know Canadians are going to feel my pain here and Australians.
It's like, you know, you maybe knew a couple Indians.
There was like an Indian tandoori, you know, restaurant down the street, right?
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it was good.
It was delicious.
And you knew like a couple Indians in your entire life and they were pretty high quality people.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Usually doctors.
mike mersh schiele
You had like one in the neighborhood.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
Like a doctor.
And it was like, oh, that's that Indian guy that lives around here and he's a really nice guy.
But we weren't like bringing actual Indians.
Those were like guys who escaped and were like just grateful to not live around Indians.
Now we're just like mass importing people into our countries.
And it's like, this is why I fucking hate it because they're like, oh, well, our birth rate's down.
You guys literally pushed feminism in every one of the white countries.
And, you know, you pushed feminism.
You fucking made, you took us off the gold standard.
You know, and the American, the world economy is based off the American dollar, too.
So that fucks up the whole world's inflation and economies.
And then you put us on a, on a, on a pedestal saying, oh, you demonize men.
You don't make any provision.
You make women work and make no provisions for women to take time off even for maternity leave.
There's nothing that promotes families.
And then you're like, hey, this is not good, man.
Our population birth rates down.
You know what we should do?
Import shit-eating demon worshipers.
So we have a fucking problem.
And then we're literally going to bring in people who can't use a toilet to fix the issue because they have a degree and can make new jerkmate commercials.
Are you tired of jerking off alone?
Do you want to see AI porn?
And you know who did that?
Fucking apupu.
He designed that shit, okay, for the Jews.
royce lopez
Can I give you another one?
elijah schaffer
That's what happened.
royce lopez
Can I give you a fun one for people for all the fucking gooners out there that you guys don't know this?
I'm going to teach you something, Gooners.
And we learned this the other day.
So a lot of these OnlyFan models, right, they have, there's these OnlyFans agencies, if you're big enough, where you pay them and they run your OnlyFans accounts for you, which you think, okay, whatever.
Who gives a shit?
But also what they run is those one-on-one chats where people pay you to chat with them.
So, hey, you gooners that you're out there and you're OnlyFans, you're talking to an Indian guy.
Yeah, you're talking to talking to an Indian guy.
There's Indian dudes that run the chat rooms.
Indian guys, nudes.
mike mersh schiele
The Indian guys are the ones rating your dick.
That's when the girls are like, I'll rate your dick.
And now it's just an Indian guy going, I give you a 7.6.
Very, very good dick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I would say Henny actually, that's why he started subscribing to OnlyFans was because he wouldn't.
He has his girlfriend, so he would never go into a site to talk to a girl.
But when he found out it was Indian guys, particularly, he was like, hey, I would love to have an Indian guy rate my dick.
So now he's been, but here's what's weird.
He's not even subscribing to girls that Indian guys are doing it.
He's subscribing to Indian guys.
I saw him, I saw it on his work computer and I said, hey, that's really weird.
What are these?
What's going on here?
And he said, hey, rather than going with the scam, I felt taken advantage of, but it's, I actually just want to go straight to the source.
And so it's not gay.
He's beating the Indians at their own game.
That was your experience.
royce lopez
Yeah, but now the problem is the Indian, now the Indian guys are outsourcing their things to Filipinos.
unidentified
So now you're talking to a Filipino.
elijah schaffer
So what did they rate your dick?
What did Sanjira be?
What did he say to you?
Tell the truth.
Tell the honest truth.
royce lopez
Well, the hard part was like, you told me that was part of the job.
unidentified
Like you had to sit in the corner and kind of like be cuckled a little bit while watching.
royce lopez
So I kind of getting worse.
elijah schaffer
Now I'm a cuckoo.
I watch him get rated by an Indian.
Oh, man.
royce lopez
He wants Vishnu to give him a very aggressive hand job.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, what a wonderful dick.
royce lopez
That's got to be at least two or three centimeters.
elijah schaffer
Imagine sex with a six-armed demon.
It's like, whoa, that's like, is it gay then if one of the fingers goes in?
Because it's like.
royce lopez
First off, I can imagine it.
I've been with a Puerto Rican.
So yes, I know.
mike mersh schiele
There's a dick like that that can do so much group raping.
royce lopez
Oh, yes.
Very good.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I honestly would like to be raped by an Indian demon one time in my life.
royce lopez
Just to know what it's like.
Just to know what it's like.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, because I already, I mean, we already, we already, I'm already done with it.
We've already been subscribing to the Indian men.
mike mersh schiele
You haven't even thought of the smell, though.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I mean, there's only one person in this office that had sex with an Indian man.
I'm not going to out them tonight.
But everyone knows who's on these shows.
And I'm not going to say who it is, but somebody in this office has had sex with an Indian man.
royce lopez
Who?
unidentified
Who?
elijah schaffer
It's well, it's an open industry secret.
You know what I mean?
And it's me.
royce lopez
Okay.
Well, that's, I mean, that's which one.
mike mersh schiele
First off, it was Vivek.
elijah schaffer
It was Vivek.
royce lopez
I knew it.
It was Vivek.
elijah schaffer
He's so good at smelling.
mike mersh schiele
He's so good at fast talking, people.
That's how you got all this stuff.
royce lopez
Before you know it, Eliza's pants are down and he's like, what's happening?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Look, I'm not saying it's my proudest tug, but those little stinky feet shoeless on that interview.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Thinking of his hairy arms and that curry butt.
royce lopez
Oh, that was so great.
Yeah, dude.
No, you're right.
No, you're right.
No, Indian.
The one thing I will say about Indian men, the one thing that everyone agrees is that they're attractive.
Everyone agrees with that.
unidentified
That's true.
That's what I was saying.
elijah schaffer
So that's the weirdest part.
royce lopez
That's very handsome.
elijah schaffer
Is that Indians are really good-looking people.
So that's hard for me to think that anyone's had anything bad to say.
No, but I'm being completely serious.
I hope that the Indian-Pakistan war kicks off and they just nuke each other.
You know what I mean?
royce lopez
Let's go.
mike mersh schiele
The problem is, I don't feel confident about Pakistan's chances against India.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
I want to root for Pakistan, but it's, you know, it's like being a Jets fan.
It's like, yeah, I'm going to root for you guys, but you're probably going to lose.
elijah schaffer
Well, but Pakistan would have had more help, but the U.S. already wiped out all their allies while helping Israel.
Whoops.
royce lopez
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
Sorry about that.
unidentified
Whoops.
royce lopez
Sorry about, hey, listen, we got to do stuff because I'm an American chauvinist, so I don't care that we're wiping out other people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, not all Indians are attractive.
That's crazy.
You're really smart in the comments, sir.
mike mersh schiele
There's a couple of hot Indian chicks.
It's rare, but.
Yeah.
royce lopez
Chicks, not guys, though.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, oh, no, they're not wrong.
But there have been, I will say this, I will say two out of every hundred Indian chicks, you go, damn, she's, she's fine.
But then you have to go, oh, but she's Indian.
royce lopez
But she's Indian.
Yeah.
Then you have to deal with an arranged marriage and it's a whole thing.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let me see this.
I'm going to look something up real fast.
royce lopez
Indian just.
elijah schaffer
It's not a joke.
There's actually an Indian.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, India is absolutely a joke.
elijah schaffer
There's actually an Indian just.
unidentified
I can't find it.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to bring it up.
But do you remember when Justin Bieber is actually one of the funniest things went to so he went to India and like to play at some Indians' wedding?
They paid him like, what was it, like $6 million?
Some crazy.
No, not joking, to play at the wedding.
royce lopez
I believe that.
elijah schaffer
And he just got off the plane, walked into his car, got out of his car, went into the show, didn't even like, didn't even touch anyone's hand, and then got in his car and left.
Good.
Got on a jet and left.
He just went and picked up cash and dipped out.
He did not want to be in India.
mike mersh schiele
Who would?
royce lopez
And also a guy named Cash picked him up, so that makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Dude, okay, let's talk about something like there, too.
What's going with the FBI?
We got Dan Bongino, Kash Patel, who were all like, yo, we're going to clean house.
This is actually the first time I didn't even realize the FBI still exists.
We don't hear anything about the FBI anymore.
royce lopez
Yeah, the FBI, no, because even though they haven't fired anybody or got rid of any other people, as a matter of fact, they promoted some of the people who said Jay Sixer should all go to jail and stuff like that.
I think Kash Patel talked a lot of shit.
And then once he got the job, he realized, oh, I'm not really in charge, am I?
Because that's the only way I could see it.
Because listen, these little, the FBI is going after leakers.
The FBI is going, okay, but that's not what we elected.
First off, JFK files, actual ones, not the bullshit you're releasing.
Secondly, how about the Epstein files?
I'd really like to see that.
And third, how about we go after the, where are the FBI agents that were going after the J Sixers and literally ruined their lives?
Have any of them been fired?
Because I'd like to read the article about the ones that have been fired.
Because up to right now, all I've seen is that get promoted.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it is, it's absolutely mind-boggling to me.
Not for any other reason, the fact of like, it's like, I want to be careful here because I don't want, I've been very loyal to Trump for a very, very long time, but I do feel like we got bait and switched a little bit.
Specifically, you know, when he was like nominating Matt Gates and things were happening, I was like, okay, this is what we wanted.
And then it was like, we got Pam Bondi, who's a Zionist neocon.
royce lopez
She's the worst.
elijah schaffer
She's from here.
And it's like, there's no worse pick.
That'd be like picking, that'd be like picking Mike Huckabee to be the Israeli ambassador.
Couldn't get a worse.
royce lopez
No, the worst choice there.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, oh, okay, we're not.
This isn't going to be a critical.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, yeah, we're not getting anything.
We're going to get an okay economy, I think.
That's about it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we might get, we might get it.
We might get some manufacturing returning to the United States.
That's not just great.
royce lopez
But if we don't, but the problem is, is like, if we don't fix, if we don't fix the FBI now, it ain't getting fixed.
And by the way, it ain't getting fixed.
Right now, nothing has happened.
If anything, if anything, if anything, the FBI has gotten more secretive.
mike mersh schiele
The swamp just got swampy.
elijah schaffer
Did they just someone in the chat said, maybe Dan Bongino found out it was the Jews controlling everything and he joined them.
But I like Dan.
Dan's a friend.
And I have nothing to say.
royce lopez
Yeah, Dan follows me too.
elijah schaffer
He's a really nice guy.
But this is why I think I don't think it's intentional negligence.
I think that's what happened.
And people got in and went, they're not going to do anything you say.
Like, you're a face, and we, this is that, this is the deep state, motherfucker.
We, you think you're going to get a nominated by the president, and then we're going to do what you say?
mike mersh schiele
Well, and the problem is, too, it's like I always say, like, you know, it's like they, they always, these guys know the threat at hand.
And at the end of the day, they'll, they'll take you out if you, if you push it too far.
And the problem is, is that the powers that be have like North Korean levels of punishment in store for you.
So it's not like they're just going to fuck.
Like if Elijah Schaefer fucks over the deep state, I don't give a fuck.
They'll fuck Elijah Schaefer, but then they're going to go after your kids someday.
Like your kids are going to have a weird car crash too.
Like they take it way too far.
And then these guys are like, I don't want all my kids to die in plane crashes and shit.
elijah schaffer
It's like the Kennedys.
You know, it'll just go after you.
They go after everyone.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
They destroy everyone.
The Clintons are the one.
You're done.
You're over.
You're over with.
The Kennedys turned on their own.
They wrote a letter on their fucking own.
They don't give a shit.
They're a machine.
mike mersh schiele
If they want you to look, man, to be fair, though, RFK Jr. is clearly a Nazi.
royce lopez
Clearly, that's right.
mike mersh schiele
The most pro-Israel pro-Israel Nazi I've ever seen.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know, yeah, it is, it is genuinely disconcerting in some ways when you realize how bad things are and you do realize that we're moving towards this technocratic feudalism and there really isn't going to be an easy way out of this.
And when you, I think the sooner that you wake up and you realize that Trump isn't going to get us out of this, I think it's better to come to a moment of reckoning.
And, you know, a lot more people are starting to think like me than I thought would be awake.
A lot more people are like, yeah, I don't think Trump is really our guy.
royce lopez
And no matter how hard Cat Turt tweets.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, and this is my point: is that one of these faggots, what's his name?
Harry Sisson, but the other guy.
unidentified
I don't know his name.
royce lopez
Oh, the other twins.
The other twink?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's that video too.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Look, there's this one today.
That's so good.
America is back.
I take it back.
We are back.
royce lopez
God, you know what?
I feel so stupid.
People like Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin.
And then we, you know, we're so fucking set, boys.
Honestly, I feel bad.
I'm just Jewish, man.
mike mersh schiele
I feel so bad.
elijah schaffer
I wish I liked Israel.
You know what I mean?
My life would be so much easier.
mike mersh schiele
Let me find this one.
I just want to, just one day I want to be Jewish.
It's almost like when you see a guy who's really tall and you're like, damn, I just won't be that tall for one day.
I just want to be, I want to be Jewish for one day and just do whatever I want and be like, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm Jewish.
elijah schaffer
But then imagine, but then you're not Jewish, and then the Jews get you the next day because now you got to pay the consequences of Goyam for the sins of the Jews, which is what they like to do, right?
royce lopez
Yeah, they put their sins in a chicken and shit, dude.
Yeah, it's fucking wild.
elijah schaffer
Well, look at this.
mike mersh schiele
Well, Catholics have confession.
That's pretty tight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but there's no chickens involved.
mike mersh schiele
You just go and tell a guy.
royce lopez
Yeah, Catholics also have charities that bring fucking illegals here, too.
So there's that.
Which also run by Jews.
mike mersh schiele
It's like, but like Catholics have it too, man.
Confession owns, dude.
You just go into church one day, you sit in a private booth, and you're like, Yeah, I called this kid the N-word the other day.
elijah schaffer
You have to do penance, though.
unidentified
You have to, you have to do, but okay, well, look.
royce lopez
You go to one in Chicago, the guy's like, Yeah, I get it, man.
I get it, dude.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, You know what?
Your sin is you didn't do more.
royce lopez
You know, sing Hail Mary by Machiavelli.
unidentified
And your sin is that you didn't do more.
elijah schaffer
What's Chicago?
Chicago accent.
unidentified
What is it?
elijah schaffer
Chicago?
royce lopez
More Midwest, Mormon Western.
Chicago's more Midwestern accent.
You know, like the Bears, you know, like they remember the whole the Bears fucking SNL skit?
mike mersh schiele
What was that?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember that shitty show that you weren't alive when that was out?
Yeah.
royce lopez
You weren't alive during shut up.
You're not that fucking up.
mike mersh schiele
You weren't alive.
The show's been around for like 50 years.
royce lopez
Yeah, seriously.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying, I was like a kid probably when that was out.
royce lopez
SNL's always been out.
Okay, whatever, man.
I was a kid when I was fucking fucking young Buck over here.
elijah schaffer
How young Buck?
royce lopez
Me, I'm 40.
Two.
elijah schaffer
I'm 11.
royce lopez
You're 11?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
That's weird.
I'm 41.
I got to say that for a couple more days.
elijah schaffer
I'm 11 years old.
You know what I mean?
I identify as well.
royce lopez
If you're black and autistic, I'm going to call you the N-word.
I'll tell you that right now.
elijah schaffer
Maybe I'll like it.
Maybe I'll like it.
But here's the thing.
No, I'm actually 32.
I just turned 32.
I'm getting old.
I'm getting very, very old.
I did want to bring this.
Where is this thing?
I'm trying to bring something up here.
Where is what?
I was.
Oh, yeah.
Here he is.
Chris Maury is his name.
He said, damn, so many big MAGA people are bailing on Trump.
He's in trouble.
And I said, he's bailing on us.
It's not the way you think.
Like, we're actually not bailing on Trump.
It's just, he's just not doing anything that he said he would do.
And he's actually even like they, that Epstein thing was a big kind of like period end of chapter for me.
I was like, yeah, that was, that was in, that was insulting to my intelligence.
It was like, and, and I had a lot of friends and colleagues that were a part of that.
And I went, ah, not associating with them anymore.
I don't care if they fuck people and tend divorces.
I don't disassociate from people.
I went, oh, they're fucking retarded.
I don't want to deal with these people anymore.
royce lopez
That photo op was one of the worst.
If I was them, the moment I would have looked in there, if you had any, any, any sort of principles, you would have been like, I'm not going out there with this.
I'm looking like a fucking asshole.
Are you crazy?
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, by the way, this Chris kid, what he needs to realize too, is like, oh man, the people are bailing on Trump.
It's like, dude, honestly, this time around, this time around with Trump, I felt like I was like, I was fucking an ex-girlfriend that I ran into that I haven't seen in 10 years.
It's like, yeah, I mean, we'll do it, right?
We're both staying at the same hotel, but neither one of us are like, whoa, there's no tittle.
There was no titillation this time around.
I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess Trump, dude, like, what?
royce lopez
Yeah, but listen, and that's the problem is, and this, this is the issue that a lot of these, a lot of these people run into is people learn really quick that Trump got elected because we were sick of people lying to us.
And if you're going to come in here and lie to us, I would like to think that people on the right, a lot of people on the right are more, are more free thinkers and aren't like this, this, yeah, whatever.
No, Biden's fine.
Biden's totally fine.
No, we're like, no, no, this is not what we voted for.
And I'm seeing a lot of Twitter.
This is what I'm voted for.
I guess kind of.
Tariffs are kind of cool, but that's not what I fucking voted for.
I voted for fucking revenge.
And I said that openly.
I want, I want, I want.
We're in Rumbo on YouTube right now.
mike mersh schiele
We're on YouTube too.
royce lopez
I want metaphorical blood.
mike mersh schiele
I could say that.
elijah schaffer
Metaphorical blood.
royce lopez
I want metaphorical blood.
I want, the things that they did to us, I'm not going to sit here and forget it.
I'm not going to be like, you saw Joey Diaz like, what do you care, Joe Rogan?
mike mersh schiele
Why do you care about Epstein, Joe Rogan?
royce lopez
Why do you even care about that?
Because people give a shit about that.
Because people have morals.
And if our go or fucking Shapiro, ah, why do we even care who killed JFK?
Because it matters because they did it back then.
They're doing it now.
And these people should have been held accountable.
Trump last time up when he said you'd be arrested to Hillary Clinton, never arrested her.
What did she do?
She came back and fucked him.
Nobody's arrested.
Nobody's going to jail.
Oh, we arrested a couple fat judges for I don't give a fuck about that.
Where are the people with January 6th?
Where the fuck are they?
Where are the people that fucking put us under house arrest?
Where the fuck are they?
Fauci got an apartment.
Fauci got a pardon, but the people around him didn't.
They should all be round up and do to them what they did to us.
But we're not going to get that because I want to be the great uniter.
I want to be the great peace thing.
I'm really glad that Apple's building factories here, but the fucking federal agencies are corrupt to the core and they were literally killing American citizens.
And we're going like, oh, but egg prices are down.
I don't give a fuck about egg prices.
elijah schaffer
No, I completely agree.
It's the same thing where you go, what I want is justice in the land.
What we're crying for is not, you know, justice in the grocery aisle.
We want justice in the streets, right?
We want our George Floyd moment.
That's what we wanted.
We're like, hey, it's our turn now, bucko.
Our guys coming in.
And guess what?
We're not going to stop until metaphorical blood is spilled in the streets.
That's a hyperbolic statement.
royce lopez
Of course.
elijah schaffer
What I'm saying is that it's like, yeah.
And at the minimum, people should have been locked up.
There should be a COVID tribunal.
There should be a January 6th persecution tribunal.
There should be, you know, executive orders put down that, you know, like in order for the government to then declare anybody a domestic terrorist, there would have to be a referendum to vote by the people of the United States, whether they wanted to designate someone as a terrorist so that the government in the future can't have the power to just, you know, do whatever.
And instead, what are we actually getting?
We are defunding universities for anti-Semitism and funding Israel.
And that's the only major wins that I'm really happy about because what I know we all in this room universally care about is ensuring, honestly, well, what if my kids?
What if your kids are minorities in your own country when you grow up?
royce lopez
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, that is not a great thing.
But did Israel get another $12 billion?
Are they okay?
My ultimate priority is that I said, why don't they get 20 billion?
Why are we settling unless I want to fight?
I don't want to fight anti-Semitism.
I want to find people who aren't fighting anti-Semitism.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
I actively want to aggressively go after people that aren't defending Israel to the full extent of the law.
Because here's the thing: Harvard and Yale and all these universities were actively keeping out white people and making them feel bad and actually studying about having to have having to write reports about how bad white people were for years.
And that didn't matter.
But boy, when they went after Jews, all of a sudden, we got to stop the hey, we're the lost DeSantis is a big proponent.
One of the reasons that really pissed at DeSantis was that whole, like, he's the one that started this whole, we're passing anti-Semitism laws in schools.
He did that here.
He did that here.
So why does it matter now?
Why didn't it matter when it was white people that were that had they couldn't be allowed in safe spaces?
Oh, that was fine.
Who gives a shit?
It's that selective, that selective enforcement of now colleges are caring because it's this minority.
But when it was white people, who gives a shit?
Or when it was Asians, nobody gave a shit either, by the way.
Because forget about white people.
Asians that were getting 1600 on their SATs weren't being allowed into school because Tyrone got 1250.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, I guess.
I mean, I think we just, we deserve this.
We got what we voted for.
We knew Trump was going to be controlled by Zionists.
And at the end of the day, we had a beautiful opportunity in front of us just a year or two ago.
We could have voted for Yay.
We had a chance and nobody did it.
You guys didn't vote for Ye.
And now here we are.
We could be Hail Hitler and we could be sucking our cousins' dicks right now.
But no, you wanted to live in this timeline?
This is the timeline we're living in.
elijah schaffer
Some of us already are doing that without even being president.
You know what I mean?
Imagine that you can, you have free will to throw Romans and suck your cousin's cock, you know what I mean.
And some people have taken that up.
That's even crazier.
royce lopez
Amen.
elijah schaffer
Amen.
royce lopez
Right?
elijah schaffer
This is what I'm saying.
We're all on the right page.
This is why we're so back.
royce lopez
Yeah, we're still back, boys.
We're still, we're, dude, guys, we're so fucking back.
Epstein log is fine.
Hey, you know what's great about the Epstein thing that's super cool is how one of his victims just killed herself after saying she would never kill herself, but it's fine because, guys, I don't know if you know this manufacturing is coming back to Detroit.
Well, 1%, but still something.
That's really cool.
That's just like justice for medical people.
And Pam Bondi should have been fired.
elijah schaffer
That's all I'm going to say.
royce lopez
At the very least, Pam Bonnie should have been fired in Florida before she even made out of this state.
She's been garbage here.
Like, she's always been a neocon fucking piece of shit.
And the moment, and by the way, replacing Matt Gates with Pam Bondi is like not, it's not like I was going to say like replacing Coca-Cola with Arce Cola, but no, it's like replacing Coca-Cola with a glass of shit.
It's a fucking glass of shit.
elijah schaffer
You know what, though?
I will say shit.
Yeah, I'm absolutely not being hyperbolic when I say I'm so fucking disappointed with this administration.
And I've never, I was never a DeSantis guy.
I'm not Trump, you know, critical.
mike mersh schiele
I like Governor DeSantis.
I did not like presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.
That guy was a fucking nightmare.
Well, exactly.
elijah schaffer
But what I mean, though, is I've never, I'm not this guy.
I've never flip-flopped in my entire life.
I've, you know, risked my safety and everything.
And I'm like, damn, why did I even waste my time trying, like, why did I waste my time?
And the only reason why I'm happy I voted for him is still the selfish reason because mainly because I wanted this guy to get pardoned.
And so he got pardoned and I wanted him to stay out of jail and my other friends.
And I knew that they would get out of jail.
And that's, and I know that's why you're happy too.
You're grateful for that.
I'm thinking.
royce lopez
Did you get a cool pardon or just a PDF file?
Like all my other friends that got pardoned?
mike mersh schiele
No, I didn't receive any file.
unidentified
Maybe they sent it in the mail, but I kind of just moved down here immediately.
mike mersh schiele
But I was looking at five years in jail.
royce lopez
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
Well, I just wanted on the record that I think that's horrible that you got a pardon.
And I think that January 6th was a legitimate insurrection.
royce lopez
And yeah, honestly, it was crazy.
A lot of cops died weeks after.
How many cops did you kill, dude?
Why did you kill the cops, bro?
Were you the one that murdered 10 cops with a fire hydra, dude?
That was you, dude.
No, we have a couple friends who got pardoned, and they were like, didn't even give me a cool paper signed by Trump.
They just sent me a PDF file.
And I was like, oh, cool.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, at the end, so I don't have any regrets voting for Trump because no, we weren't getting, we weren't even getting Biden.
royce lopez
Look, I'm happy too, because we had friends that got pardoned.
I'm very happy about that.
mike mersh schiele
I actually missed Biden.
royce lopez
Yeah, well, for the content, I do.
For content, let's be honest.
Forget the country for a second.
Let's be selfish as show host.
Bro, Biden was awesome, though, right?
Like, for content, dude, Biden was hilarious, dude.
That guy was Mr. Magoo.
mike mersh schiele
My favorite Biden Bidenism that I'm going to miss to this day is I used to love how he would zone out and then he would lose track of what he was saying.
And then he would get frustrated and he'd go, look, like, like he would say, like, you're not paying attention.
He'd be like, you know, with the budget in a quarter for look, you know what I mean?
Like, and it's like, you're, don't get frustrated with me.
It's like the people of the Bright Line train today.
Their train broke down and then they were getting snippy with us.
Like, oh, excuse me, let's move along.
You're like, hey, your train broke down, pal.
royce lopez
Okay, something that we brought up on the show the other day is like when Trump does these speeches now, like 30% of the speech is talking about Biden.
It's like, look, we all made fun of Biden's not there anymore.
I don't want to hear about him anymore.
Like, he's fuck him.
Like, but you still do this last administration.
Okay, the last administration's gone now.
We know they suck.
That's why we voted for you, by the way.
I don't want to hear about the last administration anymore.
Yeah, we know they cost a mess.
That's why you won the popular vote.
That's why you're the president.
What are we going to do?
The tariffs are great, and I get to hear his pet project, but am I the only one that thinks that he is with all the things that you'd be working on?
He has like most of his energy is on this tariff stuff.
And is it important as it could be?
elijah schaffer
And anti-Semitism.
Like, that's the administration is really focused on fighting anti-Semitism.
royce lopez
Well, that's listen.
That's very important because when I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think is like, man, I hope Jewish people are okay.
Like, I really think that because if not, that's anti-Semitic.
elijah schaffer
I don't just want to make sure they're okay.
I want to make sure that they're doing good.
royce lopez
Thriving.
I want them to be thrive.
Because if anyone needs a leg up, it's Jewish people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
And they're like, yeah, it feels like they got some sort of leg up my ass every day.
royce lopez
I like it, though.
elijah schaffer
I like it because I like it.
I will say, though, yeah, it's, it's, it's, this is not coming from a complaining place.
It's just like the priorities are off.
And what we, we, like, uh, we voted for the first and this administration for revenge.
We wanted white people wanted revenge.
That's what he got.
And, you know, MAGA is MIGA.
That's what, that's what it is now.
It is MIGA, unfortunately.
It kind of sucks, though.
But again, that's why people like Flandez are friends.
I'm like, so do you do regret voting for him?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I'm just like, I'm just disappointed.
I'm just disappointed.
royce lopez
Don't be a mega hater, bro.
elijah schaffer
I'm disappointed that we aren't making Israel greater than we are now.
royce lopez
You know what, dude?
Hey, you're my mega, bro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We should make sure I'm making mega t-shirts in here.
royce lopez
Mega.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're my mega.
royce lopez
I have megas.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm calling black kids megas now.
All right, anyways, my guest.
royce lopez
Don't be a mega hater.
elijah schaffer
How can people find you?
How can people follow you?
Plug your stuff.
royce lopez
Revenge of the cis is on YouTube and Rumble.
Just search for Revenge of the Sis.
Subscribe.
Have some fun with us.
We do this show every single day.
And I do my morning show Day Wave, 10 a.m. every morning.
It's a lot of fun.
Merc does Night Wave.
mike mersh schiele
Night Wave.
It's same sites.
Just search for us.
And he's produced film on X, formerly known as Twitter.
And I'm at Gooning on Rumble.
elijah schaffer
That's really true.
That's actually true.
royce lopez
He does.
elijah schaffer
And you can follow me, of course, at ElijahSchafer.locals.com.
Make sure that you follow me there.
That's the best place to join.
Shout out to everyone there.
We'll read the super chats.
Someone also sent in for a dollar tip a meme here, which is from locals.
Fantastic.
It's me as the tiger king.
royce lopez
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Someone also said, where's the place to be for live these days?
My sub is about to expire here.
Where they be at?
What does that mean?
royce lopez
I think they're saying, where's the place to be for live?
And let me just help you out.
Locals.
You want to be in the locals.
The locals is always the best place to be.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and we're going to be putting exclusive content that we're moving in.
I really want to be in the locals.
It's a really, really great place to be.
I really appreciate that.
So make sure that you're there.
It is really good.
But also, if you do want to join, you can join censored TV here, promo code offensive at censored.tv/slash offensive to get this show, Gavin McGuinness, and everyone else.
It's great to support as many people as you can.
Honestly, rather than having Netflix and stuff, support independent media.
mike mersh schiele
Can I give a shout out to my favorite person at Censored?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
mike mersh schiele
To the Dusty Bogan.
royce lopez
Shout out to Dogan.
We love Dusty Bogan.
He's our boy.
elijah schaffer
I'll hide him for you.
I'm going to be out there in a second.
royce lopez
Someone said, what's up?
He rules.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Social Observer said, if you are poor white, steal from blacks and sell it back to not poor whites, make sure you film it.
Thanks.
royce lopez
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
He also said, if you are poor white, steal from blacks and sell it back to the not-poor whites, make sure you film it.
Thanks.
Again, and sent it a third time.
I think this was an accident.
Sorry, man.
I think we just took your money.
royce lopez
It's Social Observer.
There's one of our fans.
mike mersh schiele
Sometimes you're cool.
No, but sometimes Rumble does that and it's just an appearance thing.
royce lopez
But it might not come up three times.
Yeah, that happens sometimes too.
elijah schaffer
I would believe it.
royce lopez
That's too bad.
elijah schaffer
Rumble is gay for 2069 said.
mike mersh schiele
Nice.
elijah schaffer
Merch looking like Max Payne 3.
Love it.
Now say all the slurs.
Gamma Catch said, Do you think James O'Keefe tested the fruits of Laura Loomer's magnificent bush?
And will the three of you team up to defeat the ultra beast born from this coupling when it rages across Florida?
royce lopez
Is that Merch could have dated Laura Loomer?
People don't know this.
No, yes, it's true.
This is like a thing that's not a life of its own.
Many years ago, when we first started doing this show, we went up to Washington, D.C., and Laura Luma was there, and they got along very well.
And that's all I'm going to say.
mike mersh schiele
I get along with a lot of people.
royce lopez
Not like that.
You get along with Jewish women very well.
mike mersh schiele
I get along with Elijah.
He's not trying to fucking suck my dick after the show.
royce lopez
No, you don't know that.
mike mersh schiele
You don't know that.
Maybe.
And we'll talk later.
elijah schaffer
No, I, yeah, I'll force it.
It's not.
royce lopez
Can you do an Indian voice?
Because that's what he's into.
elijah schaffer
Particularly if you smell like shit, too.
Mabdick 1996 said, I love you, Elijah, but not in the Mendoza way.
I have been following you on and off since 2020.
I miss your old podcast you had in 2021, 2022.
Screw that bitch.
By the way, you know who.
I have become much more far right and would say I'm a Natsock.
I still love your videos and I'm glad you're exploring trad Christianity.
Please check out Orthodoxy.
You have tons of churches in Book.
Okay, I'm not exploring Trad Christian.
I am like, I am like a recovering degenerate.
People always, people always, you just say like something that's like, you're not like a raging liberal.
Like, so you're a conservative.
royce lopez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You present yourself as a conservative pastor.
royce lopez
So you're a priest.
elijah schaffer
You're like, no, no, no.
I try, I don't screw anyone over, but I have moral failures, like all men do.
And I'm just saying, hey, all it is is that I started going to a Catholic church.
I've gone every Sunday for the last four weeks.
That's all that it is.
And I'm just seeing if there's something there.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, who gives you a chance to do that?
I've done the same thing.
Like, I go to like the last time I went to church at Christmas time, I just went to a Catholic church.
Like, I went to my family's old church.
I don't identify as Catholic, but it was like, all right, it's Christmas Eve.
I got to go to a church.
They got a night service.
You know, you just go.
It's not.
Listen, whatever you, whatever between you and God is between you and God.
Enough of this, you know, like, oh, you got to go to my branch.
Otherwise, it's like this, let the guy, let the guy, that's, don't count, don't look at another man's wallet and don't worry about what he's, you know, what his relationship with God is.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
Cocktoe said, moving seventh time in three months after the stream ends.
Bum, I'm going to miss Nightwave tonight.
Merch was a fun show five or six times a week.
Give him a follow on rumble at rumble.com/slash C slash nightwave radio.
Yeah, Cocteau's like house burned down or something like that.
Yeah, this is not a joke.
I'm not joking.
mike mersh schiele
Have you tried not burning your house down, bro?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, and I think I got damaged by smoke.
This is not even a joke.
I'm sorry, man.
Let me know how that's going.
I know you talked to Noticer and he's giving me an updates on that.
Quaron Mono gone wild said, so no ROTC today.
Probably not, guys.
royce lopez
No.
elijah schaffer
Use your brains.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
Or your ears when we fucking tell you for three days leading up to it.
royce lopez
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Elisha is the OG throat goat pre-cousins.
unidentified
Thank you.
royce lopez
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you for that.
unidentified
That was really, really necessary to say that.
elijah schaffer
It sounded someone else said, one of our people said, Elijah has ruined me for the good.
I want segregation.
I've never said I want segregation.
I've said race relations were better under segregation, which is true.
royce lopez
Yeah, Merch talks about it all the time.
We talk about it all the time, too.
It's like they had Black Wall Street, dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
They had their own shop.
mike mersh schiele
So I had a buddy of mine who was a really good friend of mine in Tampa.
I mean, we're still friends.
And he's an older black guy.
And he was at one point a member of the Nation of Islam.
The guy was no longer a member, but he still identified as Islamic.
And we were pals, right?
And he used to go off about like, it was one of the weirdest nights we were hanging out, and he started going off about how he missed segregation.
And I thought he was joking, you know, and what the fuck are you talking about?
And he was like legit going like full Uncle Ruckus.
And he's like, yeah, he goes, we had our own bus companies.
We had our own stores.
We had all our own economy.
He goes, what happened when we desegregated?
Who got to keep all their businesses?
The white people, he's like, We're gonna let black people own run any of the businesses.
So, all the black-owned black servicing businesses gone.
No, I mean, except for barbershops, it was a disaster for both groups, it was a disaster for the Wyatt Rice.
elijah schaffer
Uh, speaking of the last uh white guy, uh, some said, Wait, is this Elijah Faggot the reason we missed the show and why there's no gay wave tomorrow?
royce lopez
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much Elijah Faggot's the reason why you could blame him.
There will be an ROTC tomorrow, though.
There will be one, so stick around.
We're gonna do one tomorrow.
Make sure it's gonna be a little later than normal, but we're doing one, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I make sure everyone give them a follow anyway.
Uh, Snowflake, how can people find you and follow you?
mike mersh schiele
All right, you can find me at Snowflake underscore news.
unidentified
Um, also on Snowflake underscore news too on Instagram as well as Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you can also follow me on Snowflake underscore news three as well on Telegram.
And it says Snowflake underscore news four on Getter.
So that's you see how that's really creative, huh?
royce lopez
Getter's pretty cool, dude.
mike mersh schiele
What happened?
unidentified
What happened?
mike mersh schiele
Did you get kicked off parlor, dude?
elijah schaffer
I started saying that all the scenarios.
I should say, follow me on Parlor and Getter at Elijah Schaefer.
mike mersh schiele
Minds.com/slash Elijah Schaefer.
He's trying to build up those minds.
royce lopez
Follow my dig account, please.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
All right.
To the rest of you guys, have a great rest of the week.
As always, we'll see you around.
Shout out and thank you to my guests today.
Two fags in the closet.
It's been fantastic.
Now there's three of us and we're all getting out.
Can you get that little shot there of the money of the money?
mike mersh schiele
Go, baby.
Let's go.
royce lopez
Let's fucking go.
I don't give them a shot.
mike mersh schiele
Seriously, Jesus.
royce lopez
They gave me less.
They gave me less.
mike mersh schiele
And by the way, if you Jewish people, if you want to call us, like, I'm not just willing to not talk about Israel.
I'm talking to go full-on, like, white phosphorus on Palestinian baby.
I'm with you guys.
You just got to pay me.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Have a great rest of the week.
As always, I'm going to go die.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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