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All right, what an incredible day it is.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
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Later in the show, I'll be inviting on three turned, born-again, homosexual men that grew up in San Francisco.
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They were sodomized, they were adopted by gay men.
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They didn't choose the life, they were raped.
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And after being raped, it's not funny.
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We wouldn't joke about child rape on the show.
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It's disgusting.
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After being sodomized and having to get, you know, surgeries in their teen years to sew up their rectum, they decided to live the lifestyle themselves.
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And after turning to Jesus Christ, which we can always celebrate a good turnaround story, they're here on the show today to talk about their experiences.
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So, viewer discretion is advised.
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Anyways, it's been a crazy week.
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Los Angeles is on fire.
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Jimmy Carter is dead, but he got to vote for Kamal Harris before he died and so much more here on Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
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Let's start the show.
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Welcome back
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to the show.
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My name's Elijah Schaefer.
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As I mentioned, you can follow me directly on X at Elijah Schaefer if you like apps that make you hate your life.
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Kind of like I'll feel at the end of the show after talking to these guys.
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Anyways, I'd let them introduce themselves, starting with Gay One.
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Go ahead.
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Who are you and how can people follow you?
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How are you doing?
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I'm Gay One.
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You can follow me at gayone.com.
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Go to toplobsta.com.
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Yeah, go to toplobsta.com.
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My name's Top Lobster.
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What's up, Elijah?
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Thank you again for having us on.
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It's a miracle.
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I don't understand why you've invited us out this many times, but thank you.
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I'm co-host of Nephilim Death Squad.
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I'm going to pass it over to Michael.
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I was going to say, we actually have such a big budget now in the show that we were able to actually get them two queen beds in the same room to sleep on.
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Because usually we had one king bed and they had to sleep together.
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They actually requested it.
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So we're trying to help them not sin.
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So they used to request one bed for all three of them.
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And now they're at least sleeping separately.
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So you know the conversion is real, right?
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I mean, this is, congratulations, Top.
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Yeah, I've gone on.
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You went from being a bottom to a top.
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And we got to say that was a big move.
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It was straighter, right?
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The tops are straighter.
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Straighter.
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It depends on where you're going, but I've gone the Milo Yiannopoulos route.
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We found Jesus.
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But in all seriousness, we have.
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We're good Christian men.
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We're not people that get CPS cold on us or anything like that.
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We're...
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Speak for yourself.
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I will say that on the topic of sleeping in separate beds, it is cold here in Florida.
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And the hotel that you got us, there's a bit of a breeze.
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It is market.
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It's noticeable.
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At least when you're naked in a room together, it's cold forever.
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We will be spending time together, but it's just consolidated.
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Have you ever tried wearing clothes when you're together?
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That would warm you up.
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Come on, Sex.
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Gay two.
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Game number two.
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My name is David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven, and I am one half of Nephilim Desquad.
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What am I looking at?
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That?
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I'm looking at that.
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One half of Nephilim Desquad, the host of Timeline Cleanse, and the future host of Dangerous Retards.
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Do you have a button?
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Very happy to be here.
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Thank you, sir.
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Amazing.
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And of course, K number three.
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Yeah, actually, he's got a three, four, and five because he takes it all at once.
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Go ahead.
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How are you doing, sir?
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Jesus Christ.
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What a warm welcome.
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He's risen.
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He has risen.
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Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown, co-host of Tower Gang.
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I got Tower Gang in my heart.
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I got Liberty Lockdown in my brain, and I got dangerous retards in my mouth.
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Yeah, you know, I love your people are immediately.
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Someone said, I'm a furry, what's it called, a furious sodomite degenerate.
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So thank you very much.
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That was actually how I was going to introduce myself in the show, but I decided to just skip to the intro.
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It's a little wordy.
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It is a little, it's longer.
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So I just went, my parents were going to call me that.
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They called me Elijah Schaefer instead because they thought, well, you know, we'll throw him off.
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We'll give him a Jewish first name, a German last name.
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You know, he'll hate himself.
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And eventually he'll wake up and find out that the people who he's named after, well, they're not who he thought they were.
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So anyway, but of course I'm talking about the Germans.
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Your name is as confusing as your sexuality, Elijah.
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Well, I'm not confused.
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I know who I like.
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I know who I am.
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By the way, when we get into a hotel, the reason we don't wear clothes, I just want to clarify.
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Yeah, please, can you?
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Yeah, you understand.
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Yeah.
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The reason we don't wear clothes is because if you're straight and you can't be around a man naked without getting a wreck, you're gay.
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Yeah.
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He's gay.
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So we have to.
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That's how I knew we were all gay.
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I was like, well, I guess I'm not the only one with the boner.
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It was a nice way to get in the room and not feel like I was off the bottom.
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That's not how I remember it playing out, but sure, whatever you say, bro.
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Yeah, I know.
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That's what happens when you get roofied, right?
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Top's the one who's always doing that to everyone.
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It's like, well, hey, it's hard.
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It's not gay if you don't remember.
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So at least, at least, Todd, that's always been Top's MO.
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And speaking of that, I just want to talk about a little bit about this.
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You know, my people out there in the censor chat, put it on the screen.
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Occasionally we give them away.
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All right, thank you.
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And then they put in the promo code offensive, and then they can do whatever else they want as long as it's between them and God.
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Yeah, and maybe you'll see them on some other content there.
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All right, we got to talk about this a little bit.
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So obviously, you guys know it's Jimmy Carter Remembrance Day, right?
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So he, Jimmy Carter, not to be confused with the guy with the big head.
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Not me, but Jimmy Neutron, right?
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There's two characters that are made up.
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Right, uh, so I want to bring this up.
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So, apparently, uh, Breaking 911 said this, I just want to give a shout out.
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Shout out to Jimmy.
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How are you doing, bro?
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You know, or do I look down or up?
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I don't know.
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I don't know where he went.
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There's too many fucking screens in this punk show.
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Yeah, I'm a little screwed up in the game.
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All right, again, the show starts, and like they really don't give us any warning.
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There's a five-minute, and then we're like, he doesn't say we're live.
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He just starts, he just starts screaming.
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He starts screaming at this camera here, and I'm like, we're here with these faggots.
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I'm like, we're working live.
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We're doing a show right now.
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Like, what's going on here?
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Holy crap.
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Yeah, and then there's already like super chats.
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Like, the PP Poo-Pooh man said $20 and said, Dangerous Retards Unite.
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Shout out Pepe Pooh Pooh Man.
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That's pretty good, pretty good.
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That's too long of a clap.
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That's a lot of clap.
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Said, David's mustache is so thick, it drinks its own seam.
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That's right.
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How do you think it gets insane?
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I know that urine drinking and urine cleansing is a method, but wait till you try semen cleansing.
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We don't want to insult any future.
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That's right.
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I'm sorry, very bad.
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Urine is fine.
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Actually, we got banned from YouTube for a couple of weeks for saying that, what did we say?
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We said that there might be potential health benefits to alkaline water.
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And YouTube said, no, not on my book.
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And that was it.
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They slammed the band hammer on us.
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You know, the only I don't like less than YouTube is India and the people in it.
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But I think other than that, you know, YouTube does rank at the lowest of things that I enjoy.
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Yeah.
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And I enjoy some sick shit.
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You know what I mean?
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But like, that is really disgusting.
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Like, when you go on there, you feel dirty.
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See, let's see something's like, you feel like you're in a, in a, intentionally making yourself somebody who you shouldn't be.
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And we still do use YouTube a little bit here and there, but it is like, it is one of those dirty things.
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Like, if someone's like, oh, you know, you shouldn't look at porn.
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It makes you feel dirty afterwards.
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You're like, yeah, but have you ever made a video on YouTube?
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Yeah.
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The same voice that whispers to me, like, hey, jerk off, jerk off, is the same voice that goes, hey, go on YouTube, go on YouTube, go live.
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So your voice?
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That's my voice.
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I say it out loud, actually.
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Speaking of jerking off, have you guys noticed that maybe it's just me, that you can't log on to porn sites in Florida anymore?
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Oh, yeah, wait, we were, we brought that up on the show, and it's like, wait, how did we know that?
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No, but that's genuinely the thing.
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By the way, if you want to know true, because the guy who owns Pornhub, I think, is a rabbi, right?
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No, yeah, it's a rabbi, Jewish rabbi.
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Why would a man of the cloth have a porn site?
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I don't understand.
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They start with their mouths on the penis, and sometimes their hands get on them, too.
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You know, I just, it's true.
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Wow.
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But it's funny because someone had said that.
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You know you can't get onto any of the porn sites I've had a rough week It's the same block.
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It's the same block video, though.
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So it means they like own all of them.
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The same rabbi owns all the porn.
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And so it's like proof that they're literally running the like at least at least the ones that people are Googling or whatever.
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I mean, it's funny.
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That's why I exist.
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The porn is centralized.
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Like, I thought that they were at least factions doing these things.
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Yeah.
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Or it's the illusion of choice is what we're given.
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There's always a Sanhedrin.
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There's the Pharisees, the Sadducees.
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They've always had a little division, but they're still of the cloth.
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You're honestly giving me a little bit of pause about watching porn again.
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Right.
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Right.
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Oh, so I never used a login.
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I didn't know that you had to do it.
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Is that like a prerequisite?
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Why did you have a login?
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Yeah, that's insane.
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No, that's an insane thing.
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That's what the lawyer is doing.
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So that's the law that was implemented.
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You're allowed to jerk off.
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Just don't log in.
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No, you cannot watch it unless you log in.
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You have to make an account.
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So you say something like a 60-year-old boomer where you're like, nice.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The career comment sections are going to be lit now.
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That's your real face.
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I think it was a better time when we used to just Google tits.
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Like, just Googling tits was a much better method.
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It was better with the R-rated movies when you'd steal your grandfather's movie and fast forward to the boob scenes.
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And then it was, you know, it's Bandcamp or whatever.
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And you just, that's what you did.
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Now it's too much, though.
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The stuff now, I'm glad I wasn't like, you know, I'm glad I wasn't like nine now because the stuff is too excessive.
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I agree with it, though.
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If you Google it and the first page, you could just see whatever you want.
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I feel like that's very dangerous for children.
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And I actually agree with this.
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I think it's a very, very good movie.
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We did find a loophole for the children out there.
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If you want to go to YouTube, I do this often.
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Oh, yeah.
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We actually know about this.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is wild.
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I learned about this on Tower Gang.
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Yeah, this is a bit that I do on Tower Gang.
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I mean, the conversation's going well or whatever.
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So, I kind of like produce as we go, and I pull up That was good, Elijah.
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Very good.
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I pull up f ahead.
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I was gonna tell the children how to do it now.
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That's right, that's right.
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This is a family show.
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Why are children watching this?
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Go to sleep.
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Yeah, I already had sensor.
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You know, if you hit that sensor, it actually shuts off all the mics, too, which is fantastic.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, I have that at home.
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If you go on YouTube and you look up breastfeeding, you can watch tutorials of breastfeeding.
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You can see Titty.
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You can also watch Dudes Regrow.
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That's incredible.
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Let's just take the whole show.
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Because they've shut down all the porn sites in Florida.
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I'm now relegated to watching women breastfeed.
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Like, honestly, it's given me a whole new kink and it's fucking my life up.
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And I don't appreciate it.
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And it's crazy on Instagram.
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This is supposed to fix me, and now I'm crazier and weirder than I've ever been.
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That's it, dude.
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But are you thirsty?
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Dude, are you thirsty?
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Would you like some milk?
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Speaking of that, of something that you might like, guys, I got to remind you guys about something very important here.
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I do.
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I'm not familiar with it.
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I do.
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Does it have a piss bottle in there?
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You could piss in it, but I don't think you could piss in this.
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And, you know, Julie, who runs this, these adds, she'll watch this.
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And Julie, we've never advertised people being in them, but you know, you can always have people like Michelle Giannopoulos.
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Is that true?
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This does not cure AIDS.
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No, he was adamant.
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He said, medically speaking, it cures AIDS.
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Legally speaking.
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It does.
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Because of the Wellness Center, he said, no longer have AIDS was the language that he used.
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I believe he said that.
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This is not the wellness center.
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This is the wellness company.
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No, okay.
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It's my mistake.
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No, no, it was the wellness company.
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It's like, you know, that song, Take Me to Church.
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That's not the same thing as when you go to church on a Sunday, in case you wouldn't know.
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Sometimes the similar words are not the same.
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I just play it all morning on Sunday while he watches breastfeeding videos on YouTube.
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Okay, well, if you are a sick person and your sickness isn't just breastfeeding videos being watched, but it's actually you have a sickness.
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Honestly, it's just drugs for AIDS.
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That is not the precursor of what this is.
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The best part is you no longer have to rely on Dayquils.
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So, yeah, so this is, and it's not going to get you high.
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So if you're buying this, you're like, oh, I'm going to try to pop these pills.
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Of course.
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Like synthetic marijuana.
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I smoked them?
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Okay, tell us.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Tell us about yours.
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This is Nephilim.
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Welcome to the Nephilim Desk.
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Welcome to the Nephilim.
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What does this have to do with Jimmy Carter's funeral?
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Maybe more than Jimmy Carter.
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He's dead.
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That's actually how he died.
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Is that a K2 overdue?
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Dude, that's like such a brown person statement.
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You know, it's like the president of the United States.
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It's like, fuck that, nigga.
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You know, he's dead.
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Bro, it's the president.
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I got states.
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In fairness, he was like 100, and he did die from a K2 over.
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I wasn't even alive.
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Wait, what?
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He got swept away by D.
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He died of a K2 overdo.
► 00:19:09
He spiced out or what?
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Spiced out, baby.
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He was a spice boy.
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Because K2, is spice considered a designer?
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It's considered an experimental chemical as well or no?
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Yeah, I think so.
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It's fucking potpourri, though.
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It's experimental.
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It's potpourri.
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It's the stuff that you put on your table.
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It makes it smell nice, makes your house smell nice.
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It's a synthetic marijuana alternative.
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If you want to not pop hot on your probation, you can smoke potpourri.
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If you want to remember Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter remembers that.
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You want to go fucking see Jimmy Carter.
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Smoke some circumstances.
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Go smoke some K2, man.
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That shit opens up a portal to hell.
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And that's where he's at, probably.
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Yo, Doug.
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Yo.
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Someone said, ooh, I forgot what they looked like in a well-lit studio.
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That's so good.
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Yeah, no, it's very dark in our studio.
► 00:19:50
It is very dark in our studios.
► 00:19:51
That's crazy.
► 00:19:52
Was that a compliment or an insult?
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I don't know.
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I have no eye.
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That's why I didn't even know.
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It was a very good thing.
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He said my mustache drinks its own creation.
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That's true.
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It was scary.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, I'm completely honest, it was a bit scary.
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Someone told me it was weed.
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I mean, I started doing high school, and it was like, we got it.
► 00:20:07
We literally got it at like a smoke shop, right?
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And you smoked it.
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But you smoke it like in a bowl.
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It burns quicker.
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This actually ties in perfectly to the porn banning because no, seriously, so the government comes in and they say, hey, you can't smoke weed.
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I'm in your camp.
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Me and all my buddies, we start taking this fucking experimental psychedelic called Spice or K2.
► 00:20:28
You did it too?
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Oh, I didn't do it because I'm a responsible adult.
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We all started making money.
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Oh, you did?
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Oh, I didn't.
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But we all did.
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Here's the point.
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Because of prohibition, they drive us into the fucking K2 hole.
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And now I'm fucking addicted to breastfeeding videos.
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It's the exact same phenomenon.
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Do you guys need to let people live?
► 00:20:47
This is so true.
► 00:20:48
I actually developed my worst vice habits by trying to not do other things.
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Like I started smoking cigars because I tried not to drink.
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You know what I mean?
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So you just end up drinking and then you realize how well it pairs with a whiskey and you're like, what am I fucking doing here?
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Yeah.
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I wake up next to a man and it's like, oh, wait, it's Sunday?
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Elijah's like, I tried pussy to get away from this.
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But now I just do both.
► 00:21:07
It's, dude, that's actually true.
► 00:21:13
He's like, that's actually unbelievably accurate.
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Yeah.
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How do you fucking do you?
► 00:21:17
That was the next statement I was going to talk about.
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He's about to come out of the closet.
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This is like the 20th time I would have done it, too.
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You know what I mean?
► 00:21:22
It's peekaboo.
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You're playing peek-aboo.
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Well, speaking of gay two, you know, you're doing good over here.
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I'm enjoying you guys.
► 00:21:28
I do know that I just want to talk about Jimmy Carter first.
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I actually do.
► 00:21:31
He really wants to talk about Kirkbury.
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I really do.
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I really constructive to say about that old faggot.
► 00:21:36
All right.
► 00:21:37
What about it?
► 00:21:37
Let's go.
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President of the United States.
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You built some houses.
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Is he the peanut guy?
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Well, I just wanted to talk about it because I thought it's kind of crazy.
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Like, I don't know if you saw this, but Trump was talking to that black guy that pretended to be president.
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Remember that guy?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, check this out.
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So I don't know.
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So apparently they were talking and they were getting along.
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And there's the guy that killed over a million brownies.
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He looks great.
► 00:22:15
Yeah.
► 00:22:16
You know that tension only comes between a man and a woman, too?
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Like, you know, that feeling of like when a woman's pissed off at you, and it's just like, but it's tempered with romance.
► 00:22:24
You know what?
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And she actually, she got hotter after she lost.
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The stress wasn't doing her good.
► 00:22:29
She looks better there than I remember her.
► 00:22:32
She lost a little weight, maybe.
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I mean, you're living off a diet of cigarettes and vodka for six weeks.
► 00:22:37
That's a clone.
► 00:22:37
I mean, is that really lizard in his life?
► 00:22:39
I thought you worked in politics.
► 00:22:40
These are clones.
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I'm not even sure if that's really even Donald Trump.
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I have a real job in politics.
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I don't, whatever you guys do, I have enjoyed it.
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But I was going to say, I don't, is she really a lizard or is she just a dumb bitch?
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She's a dumbbell.
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Likely just a dumb bitch.
► 00:22:56
That's a dumb bitch category.
► 00:22:57
But I will say this.
► 00:22:58
You say she looks better.
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She looks more Indian to me.
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Let me see.
► 00:23:01
I mean, that's kind of in right now.
► 00:23:03
Are you really drinking a Slurpee?
► 00:23:04
Are you very disrespectful?
► 00:23:06
Is that actually?
► 00:23:07
Was that a joke?
► 00:23:08
Yeah, we would have been here sooner had he not said we have to go to fucking 7-Eleven and get it.
► 00:23:12
Yeah.
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Brought a Slurpee.
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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Are you anything?
► 00:23:14
Are you one of those guys that's just racially?
► 00:23:17
He doesn't know.
► 00:23:18
Asked, like, he said, Do you think he has a slurving machine in the green room?
► 00:23:21
I know he stepped up his game or whatever.
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And I was like, No way, he's not gonna do that, though.
► 00:23:25
This place is cool, but it's not like high class.
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Yeah, it's not high class because when I got here, I said I wanted coffee.
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He said, Take the machine out, plug it into the wall, find the fucking K-cup.
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And then he walked away, and I'm sitting here pulling out his K-Cup machine, and I'm setting it up and plugging it in.
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And when all of a sudden it shows, you actually were able to do it.
► 00:23:40
You know what I mean?
► 00:23:40
I hope we have fucking good expectations.
► 00:23:42
I had to ask for help.
► 00:23:43
It's actually the coffee machine where we test the IQ of our guests.
► 00:23:46
Well, no, you know what?
► 00:23:47
Plug in a coffee machine.
► 00:23:48
The answer for this has been clearly we were getting close.
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No, no, we weren't because this is how much fucking coffee I got.
► 00:23:53
I pressed the button six times, Elijah, and it just kept spinning into my fucking cup.
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I don't understand how to make it easy, sir.
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It's an espresso.
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That's a cappuccino.
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I don't understand even what the fuck that means, dog.
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And it's really concentrated coffee.
► 00:24:04
You mean the way that everyone in the world does it?
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He's like, my heart's just beating on my fucking mouth.
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No, because I'm pretty sure it's the caffeinatio cappuccino or some shit.
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So I'm pretty sure it's decaffeinated.
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So I think I'm all right.
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I just wanted a warm drink.
► 00:24:16
It's good thing that I had Italian.
► 00:24:17
You're not going to be able to do it.
► 00:24:17
It's a science experiment.
► 00:24:19
You'll be all right.
► 00:24:20
You're always anything else we could say bad about this experience.
► 00:24:23
I'm enjoying it.
► 00:24:23
It is a beautiful experience.
► 00:24:25
Every time I come here, he wants to talk about Jimmy Carter.
► 00:24:27
Yeah, it's like it's like three years.
► 00:24:29
By the way, the censored audience, just shout out to you guys who love me.
► 00:24:32
Draconian said, Is it true that Elijah is fake and fakes the way he speaks?
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No good man gets any advice from Elijah.
► 00:24:38
Well, that's what the fuck that's true.
► 00:24:41
These are people that are subscribed to the thing that you're doing.
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Clearly, you watch the show.
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And, you know, it's kind of funny because I don't, you know, the audience, we are a bit of a degenerate audience.
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We have problems.
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But I would say even everyone that's a good person was a degenerate and they're trying to work on that.
► 00:24:53
Like the audience is basically a mix of like current addicts and people in recovery.
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That's pretty much the whole audience.
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Our audience is K2 addicts.
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That's why we asked you.
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They all smoke.
► 00:25:03
We got an email on the drive here about people doing K2.
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It's not even a fucking joke, dog.
► 00:25:07
And that's like number 13 or something like that in the past week.
► 00:25:10
Now I wonder what it is because there's the MKUltra thing where they condition people with certain drugs.
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So something about a K2 spice has conditioned the people to want to listen to our show.
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Yes, there's like more of them as they find out about our show.
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We don't really get like recovering methodics or anything like that.
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I think I understand what it is.
► 00:25:26
K2 has been known to bring on early on.
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Like it'll trigger schizophrenia.
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Schizophrenia.
► 00:25:32
It honestly makes sense that your fans are.
► 00:25:34
Honestly, that's what the email says.
► 00:25:35
Somebody also said in the chat that if Elijah and Clint just didn't talk the rest of the episode, I might be able to get through this.
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So that's also waiting for me.
► 00:25:43
Wait, wait, wait.
► 00:25:44
They don't like this guy.
► 00:25:45
Can you kick someone from the chat?
► 00:25:46
Could you kick them from the chat?
► 00:25:47
Kick them now.
► 00:25:48
You kick them out of the chat.
► 00:25:52
Son of a bitch.
► 00:25:53
So a few new euphemisms dropped this week.
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I don't know if you guys know about this, but a few of them.
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And they're all about Jimmy Carter.
► 00:25:58
Yeah.
► 00:26:00
A few new euphemisms dropped.
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A peanut farmer means.
► 00:26:03
So, you know, there's terrible wildfires in LA, and you can always leave it up to our favorite group of people that has a new euphemism every single week for taking advantage of the worst situations and making them worse, right?
► 00:26:14
There's very few people that can take a bad thing and make it bad.
► 00:26:16
You get hit by a car and they rob your wallet off of you.
► 00:26:19
So this is a.
► 00:26:20
I'm going to go over a few euphemisms that came out just this week.
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I thought they were really creative.
► 00:26:24
This new one is wait for it.
► 00:26:26
You tell me when you hear it.
► 00:26:27
Listen, we have a new euphemism coming out of LA from the wildfires.
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As I was getting my whole family out, all you have on your mind is just you're in survival mode at that point.
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I saw men coming into our neighborhoods.
► 00:26:38
Police confirmed it.
► 00:26:39
She had this to say.
► 00:26:40
Take a listen.
► 00:26:43
It was wild.
► 00:26:45
We just started seeing all these cars pull up, doors open, and groups of men running up our street going up to the doors of these houses.
► 00:26:54
And we weren't sure what was going on.
► 00:26:55
I'm thinking, are these people here to help my neighbors?
► 00:26:58
I hope so.
► 00:26:59
And I left, and then my husband talked to the police and said, What are those guys doing?
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These guys don't live here.
► 00:27:05
Get them out.
► 00:27:06
My next door neighbor said, his quote, there were like a hundred people that came up on scooters and were trying to get into any and all houses on the street.
► 00:27:16
And did you physically see police officers stopping them?
► 00:27:19
I didn't, but it's not to say that they weren't.
► 00:27:22
It was so incredibly chaotic and I was so worried about my big family and getting them out of our old Tinderbox of a house that I was just focused on them first.
► 00:27:34
So people on scooters.
► 00:27:35
That was a pretty good one.
► 00:27:37
You ever see people on scooters and you think, I got to be careful right now.
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Because people on scooters, men.
► 00:27:44
on scooters particularly but groups of men yeah and people you always notice that they they are really key to leave any descriptors out when they talk about it's like razor scooter americans i had no idea that niggas even drove scooters that's why i'm so sorry why would you assume oh all right i assumed i jumped to conclusion sorry 13 of the population owns scooters.
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13 of the population owns 50 of the scooters in America.
► 00:28:09
I act, that's what I was like.
► 00:28:10
I was like wow, that is like uh, that is pretty interesting.
► 00:28:13
And also there was another one as well that came out as well.
► 00:28:15
Uh, I think it was called uh, let me see this real fast.
► 00:28:17
Um, I need to go.
► 00:28:18
I've never signed in my thing, but there was a uh, a woman who essentially uh, did not pay for her food right, so she didn't pay for her food.
► 00:28:27
Let me see if I can find it here for a second before you play that video.
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Did you know that?
► 00:28:29
Uh, Jimmy Carter was born in Plains, Georgia.
► 00:28:32
Fun facts about Jimmy Carter.
► 00:28:33
Let's go keep him coming.
► 00:28:35
All right, check this out.
► 00:28:35
Here's a new, new euphemism.
► 00:28:37
So we got people on scooters, what who's?
► 00:28:38
Uh, who's whose?
► 00:28:39
Cameras went out right there.
► 00:28:40
What was that?
► 00:28:40
What was that?
► 00:28:41
Somebody's camera went out.
► 00:28:42
Oh, the baby.
► 00:28:44
Yeah, what happened there?
► 00:28:44
Go go to this, go split.
► 00:28:46
Whose camera went out?
► 00:28:47
All right, tops went out.
► 00:28:48
It's for the best, because there's no uh power plugged in on it.
► 00:28:52
Dog, it's in the other room.
► 00:28:53
Oh snap, Mike said.
► 00:28:55
Mike said, do we need to do?
► 00:28:55
We need to put the power.
► 00:28:56
Uh, do we need to plug it in?
► 00:28:57
Does this name?
► 00:28:59
He actually asked that.
► 00:29:00
I was like yeah, you gotta, you gotta plug it in.
► 00:29:03
Was it plugged in?
► 00:29:03
You did hire a Puerto Rican.
► 00:29:05
It is ideal, Mike.
► 00:29:06
Is my Dei hire it?
► 00:29:08
Actually, it is, it is true, he's getting federal kickbacks for microphone dude.
► 00:29:12
Wait Mike, what was that comment?
► 00:29:13
I said yeah.
► 00:29:14
I was like I can't trust Elijah because he is a Mexican producer and like I just don't know why if he's a white white supremacist, he would not hire a brown person.
► 00:29:22
It was like real too.
► 00:29:22
It was like what you do as a white supremacist?
► 00:29:25
You hire brown help.
► 00:29:26
I don't understand, because i'm a white supremacist.
► 00:29:28
I was gonna say people don't know this, but Mike is actually way more racist than Elijah.
► 00:29:33
Actually, Hispanics are very racist people.
► 00:29:37
Like bosses that aren't cut.
► 00:29:39
Have you ever seen Dominicans?
► 00:29:40
Dominicans are despicable people.
► 00:29:41
They really are, and it within the Hispanic community.
► 00:29:43
It's like Asians.
► 00:29:44
Asians are hyper aggressive, racist against other Asians.
► 00:29:48
So are Spanish people, and it's it's.
► 00:29:49
I think it's helpful.
► 00:29:50
What's the, what's the lowest on the totem pole of Hispanics?
► 00:29:53
Dominicans please uh no, the lowest.
► 00:29:55
I mean Mexicans are pretty.
► 00:29:57
I mean Mexicans, depending on which kind of Mexican you are like.
► 00:30:00
If you're like well, if you're like, if you're like, actually mixed with, like the the, the uh, as tech, sort of look like yeah, you're short and your body looks like a pigeon with gorgeous stuff and you have like, the pan face yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
► 00:30:13
So that's like the lowest is why I assume that it's Ecuadorians, because there is not a single person in Ecuador that looks normal.
► 00:30:19
It's actually Guatemalans.
► 00:30:20
But yeah, that's exactly.
► 00:30:21
Also, if you know someone's Mexican, call them el Salvadorian, and if they're el Salvadorian, call them Mexican, and they get furious.
► 00:30:27
Yeah, make sure You have your boxing gloves.
► 00:30:29
Yeah, it's like, yeah, well, but it's actually my favorite thing.
► 00:30:31
But check this out.
► 00:30:32
Here's a euphemism that just dropped.
► 00:30:34
Check this out.
► 00:30:35
New Year knew me, but not like this.
► 00:30:38
She came in solo, ready to treat herself to some delicious king crab.
► 00:30:42
Our server brought her the finest feast, and she enjoyed every last bite.
► 00:30:46
Oh, I know.
► 00:30:46
But when it came time to pay the bill, she made her move straight out the back door.
► 00:30:51
She's a king.
► 00:30:52
Faster than we could say, happy new year.
► 00:30:54
If you know who this new year's sprinter is, help us out.
► 00:30:57
DM us or 909.
► 00:30:58
Sprinter, New Year's Sprinter.
► 00:31:00
We gotta say something about these fucking sprinters.
► 00:31:03
Sprinters.
► 00:31:04
By foot or by scooter, they're coming your way.
► 00:31:06
And it's, I don't know what you can do about it.
► 00:31:08
What did you think about this?
► 00:31:09
So we got, we had, we have, so we, the euphemism one was people on scooters.
► 00:31:13
That's pretty good.
► 00:31:14
So people on scooters were coming up to rob houses in the LA fires.
► 00:31:16
Yeah.
► 00:31:18
We have New Year's Sprinters.
► 00:31:19
That one's really good.
► 00:31:20
New Year's Sprinter is really good.
► 00:31:21
I guess.
► 00:31:22
Would you say Scootas with like an A scooter?
► 00:31:24
Scooters with the hard R.
► 00:31:26
It depends on how mad you are, I guess.
► 00:31:28
Let me see this.
► 00:31:28
Speaking of that, I just want to let you guys know.
► 00:31:30
So we apparently put out an article that people didn't like on our website, slightlyoffensive.com, which you can get.
► 00:31:34
And so they decided that we had gone woke.
► 00:31:38
So they guys sent in some memes.
► 00:31:40
I just wanted to submit them right now.
► 00:31:41
You guys put this up on the screen here.
► 00:31:42
Oh, yeah.
► 00:31:42
That is our editor-in-chief and Mike.
► 00:31:44
There you go.
► 00:31:45
There you go.
► 00:31:47
Look at Mike.
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
► 00:31:49
That's that offensive.
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I don't understand.
► 00:31:50
Well, they had to go to Auschwitz to get like a business.
► 00:31:53
But what happened at Auschwitz?
► 00:31:55
That would be offensive.
► 00:31:56
I don't understand.
► 00:31:57
Schools, plays, shows.
► 00:32:00
Also, why Hopkins Pearson crying?
► 00:32:01
It was a swimming pool.
► 00:32:02
Yeah.
► 00:32:03
I don't know.
► 00:32:03
Jordan Peters is just always crying.
► 00:32:05
It's just a different situation.
► 00:32:06
He's always just a little bit sad.
► 00:32:08
True story.
► 00:32:09
I met Jordan Peterson in Washington, D.C. Shook his hand, told him how much he meant to me.
► 00:32:13
He cried.
► 00:32:13
Yeah, he cried right.
► 00:32:14
He was fucking really?
► 00:32:15
No.
► 00:32:16
It should have lied straight to my face, Clint.
► 00:32:18
No, he was, but he did seem touched.
► 00:32:19
Top Lopsid would have rode that lie.
► 00:32:21
That's how I feel every time.
► 00:32:23
I know.
► 00:32:23
It's so easy.
► 00:32:24
He just lied to the people.
► 00:32:25
It's so easy.
► 00:32:25
Did you guys know that Jimmy Carter was the 39th president of the United States?
► 00:32:28
No shit, really?
► 00:32:29
77 to 81.
► 00:32:30
Fucking Christian.
► 00:32:31
Are you sure?
► 00:32:31
39th?
► 00:32:32
Dude, just start making like, Jimmy Carter molested me when I was seven.
► 00:32:36
We just put that out there.
► 00:32:37
I just want to get it out on the catalyst for all the gay stuff.
► 00:32:40
Yeah.
► 00:32:41
That was, well, yeah.
► 00:32:42
Dude, he was like 70 when I was seven.
► 00:32:44
Yeah.
► 00:32:44
Yeah, exactly.
► 00:32:45
That's why I was like, always a sensual life.
► 00:32:46
I was wrinkly and I didn't like it.
► 00:32:48
But I am going to say it happened.
► 00:32:50
And, you know, it's my own, it's my own life.
► 00:32:51
But he's kind and he's gentle and he's, you know.
► 00:32:53
Well, I don't want to, I just don't like to talk about it.
► 00:32:55
It's my, it's my favorite.
► 00:32:56
He's gentle as long as his dentures are taken out.
► 00:32:58
But my personal experience with former dead presidents is my story to tell.
► 00:33:02
And I just don't really want you guys getting in.
► 00:33:03
Speaking of that, there's another meme there as well.
► 00:33:05
Speaking of Auschwitz, you know, Tom is a tank engine.
► 00:33:08
Yes.
► 00:33:09
Who makes these, you know?
► 00:33:11
And why does it look like Earl's hitting a blunt?
► 00:33:13
Even though it's a microphone.
► 00:33:14
It looks like he's like, I'm not blunt.
► 00:33:15
I thought he was hitting a bong.
► 00:33:16
Yeah, I thought he was hitting a bong.
► 00:33:17
Again, I'm not understanding why this is offensive.
► 00:33:19
What's the building in the back?
► 00:33:22
They used to delouse people for licensed stuff.
► 00:33:24
Oh, that's nice.
► 00:33:25
Like a public service?
► 00:33:26
They were taking care of them?
► 00:33:27
Are you kidding me?
► 00:33:27
That's nice.
► 00:33:28
That's what they say.
► 00:33:29
That's not what I've heard.
► 00:33:30
Well, I mean, there was more of them after than there was than the beginning.
► 00:33:33
Their population increased.
► 00:33:34
How could the population increase during a genocide?
► 00:33:36
Do you want to hear the best thing?
► 00:33:38
One of the biggest people that is, you know, one of these biggest grifter people wrote, like, oh, how is there a genocide going on in Gaza?
► 00:33:47
Because the population's increased.
► 00:33:48
And I sent them a fact about the population of Jews in World War II, and then they deleted the post.
► 00:33:53
I was like, yeah, how is there a genocide of the population increase?
► 00:33:55
How was there more of them?
► 00:33:57
You know?
► 00:33:57
But, all right.
► 00:34:00
Do you think there's a lot of like UFO sightings at Auschwitz?
► 00:34:02
Just like I said.
► 00:34:03
Yeah.
► 00:34:03
Serious question.
► 00:34:04
I think so.
► 00:34:04
There would be, right?
► 00:34:05
That's the aliens.
► 00:34:06
They're like, why didn't they just leave?
► 00:34:07
It looks like the doors are wooden.
► 00:34:08
I understand.
► 00:34:10
We just walk right out.
► 00:34:11
Is that a swimming pool?
► 00:34:13
So UFO lands, the UFO lens, it's just me just like trying to find a spot to do an ad read, and it just like keeps going.
► 00:34:18
And I'm like, I'm like, all right, can't do it there.
► 00:34:22
We could literally rip for two hours, so you just better fucking house.
► 00:34:25
Just go through this.
► 00:34:26
Just gave it in there, dude.
► 00:34:27
She wore it in.
► 00:34:28
Yeah, I'm like, oh, toplobson.com.
► 00:34:31
Oh, yeah.
► 00:34:31
It's like, I will.
► 00:34:32
Speaking of my pillow.
► 00:34:34
So, speaking of a comfortable pillow, some people slept on hay, some people slept on wood planks.
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But you can sleep on my pillow today.
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I call it top bunk.
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Yeah, top bunks.
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Yeah, that's just a bunk with top on it because he likes to sleep with men.
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So I call tops bunkers.
► 00:34:48
Yeah, that's the truth.
► 00:34:49
But no, my pillow is an amazing company.
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You guys know it's made in America.
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The quality of their products is what blows me out of the water.
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And, you know, not the only thing that blows them.
► 00:34:58
I can't believe that you have a My Pillow sponsorship.
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I'm so fucking envious.
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This is awesome.
► 00:35:02
My pillow fucking kicks.
► 00:35:03
That's his number one.
► 00:35:05
We literally do have a My Pillow sponsor thanks to this person in the room right here.
► 00:35:09
Do you have any My Pillows in the studio?
► 00:35:10
We have them at home.
► 00:35:12
And I have a lot of them actually, and they're very, very comfortable.
► 00:35:14
I still have to give one to Noticer.
► 00:35:15
I am.
► 00:35:15
I promise him I'd give him one because he doesn't have one.
► 00:35:17
And they're very, very comfortable.
► 00:35:18
And the problem is that I also have MyPillow slippers.
► 00:35:20
I have all these things, and they're on sale.
► 00:35:22
And one of the best things is that the pillows are usually 50 bucks, but now they're on sale for only $14.98.
► 00:35:27
What?
► 00:35:27
The queen size are only $18.98.
► 00:35:29
The king size at $19.98.
► 00:35:31
Remember when he jumped the prices to $14.88?
► 00:35:33
Yeah, when you, yes, but he changed it to $14.98 because there's inflation.
► 00:35:37
So $10,000.
► 00:35:39
He did.
► 00:35:39
He changed it.
► 00:35:40
You have the slippers too?
► 00:35:41
I do.
► 00:35:42
Because they crush.
► 00:35:42
It's like $300,000 to $6 million.
► 00:35:44
They're actually too comfortable, which is actually a bad thing because I want to wear them out.
► 00:35:48
And my wife says, you have to keep the slippers inside.
► 00:35:50
Oh, yeah.
► 00:35:50
Don't wear slippers outside here.
► 00:35:51
So we're going to keep that.
► 00:35:52
But they also have the body pillows.
► 00:35:53
So when you're like, you know, when you're these guys and you're, you know, you're struggling with homosexuality and you feel like grabbing a man, you can grab a body pillow instead.
► 00:36:01
And it's not since it's not a sin to grab a body pillow.
► 00:36:04
We're just doing it for warmth.
► 00:36:05
We're just doing it for warmth.
► 00:36:06
If you finish, it's still not since.
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No, it's a good product.
► 00:36:08
I really do like their products.
► 00:36:10
They are so comfortable.
► 00:36:11
And if you're looking for pillows, if you have a yucky pillows with yellow on, so just update them and buy them for your family and friends.
► 00:36:17
Get your son a new pillow or something like that.
► 00:36:18
You know what I mean?
► 00:36:19
Like, go to your son's room.
► 00:36:20
You hear that, Clint?
► 00:36:21
Check your pillow.
► 00:36:22
You have a dirty pillow.
► 00:36:23
It's disgusting.
► 00:36:23
And guys, if you're going to get a girlfriend get married, check your pillows.
► 00:36:26
They will notice.
► 00:36:26
Women will notice if they come over to your house and they go to clean your pillowcase, whatever.
► 00:36:29
I don't know.
► 00:36:30
If you have a good girl that will like clean for you, they'll look at your pillow and be disgusted.
► 00:36:33
So my yellow.
► 00:36:34
Do you have a yellow pillow?
► 00:36:35
I have a yellow pillow.
► 00:36:36
Yeah.
► 00:36:36
Okay.
► 00:36:36
That's comforting.
► 00:36:37
That's comforting.
► 00:36:38
Can you not afford a $15 pillow?
► 00:36:39
I just didn't know that he knocked it down that much.
► 00:36:41
I had no idea.
► 00:36:42
I thought it was still $50.
► 00:36:43
No, you didn't.
► 00:36:44
Yeah.
► 00:36:44
You thought it was $70.
► 00:36:45
I thought it was $70.
► 00:36:46
I could do it.
► 00:36:47
I could take my pillow.
► 00:36:48
It's not $70,000.
► 00:36:48
But anyway, use promo code Elijah, or if you're a boomer, you call 1-800-210-8491.
► 00:36:54
But I don't know if any of you guys would ever make the call.
► 00:36:56
Mypillow.com.
► 00:36:57
And anyway, because this was the call when it came to getting off that last topic.
► 00:37:02
Hey, get off mypillow.com.
► 00:37:04
Promo code Elijah.
► 00:37:05
I saw Jimmy Carter.
► 00:37:06
I still riff Holocaust jokes during the MyPillow read.
► 00:37:08
Do we have to start over?
► 00:37:09
No, you're fine.
► 00:37:10
There you go.
► 00:37:10
Look at it.
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Look at it.
► 00:37:11
Come on.
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Show that friend.
► 00:37:12
This is part of the ad.
► 00:37:13
You're fine.
► 00:37:14
There you go.
► 00:37:14
This is part of the ad.
► 00:37:15
Wait.
► 00:37:15
This is actually.
► 00:37:17
It's a mind comfy t-shirt.
► 00:37:19
Mine comfy, baby.
► 00:37:23
Clint.
► 00:37:24
It's me.
► 00:37:24
It's me.
► 00:37:25
When you want that my pillow sponsorship bad.
► 00:37:28
Yo, mind comfy.
► 00:37:29
Mine comfy.
► 00:37:30
We went to this dude's house and he just has like, he's like, what an incredible mishmash of what just happened.
► 00:37:34
My pillow and the sponsors.
► 00:37:36
It's crazy.
► 00:37:37
My pillows.
► 00:37:37
Will we submit that one?
► 00:37:38
I don't know.
► 00:37:41
But does it really matter right now?
► 00:37:43
Just go buy the my pillows.
► 00:37:45
That's what matters.
► 00:37:45
The ROI matters.
► 00:37:46
We may not submit that ad, but the ROI is what we're doing.
► 00:37:49
Honestly, this is my major critique.
► 00:37:51
No, don't submit that one.
► 00:37:53
No, no, you should, because this is my major critique of advertising.
► 00:37:55
Submit it or you get it.
► 00:37:56
People will fast forward if you're not fucking just spitting fire.
► 00:37:59
That was a fire ad read.
► 00:38:01
But I don't really care because the point of my matter is that the ROI is all they really care about.
► 00:38:05
I know, but the ROI is better if they listen.
► 00:38:08
I see the point.
► 00:38:08
Listen, I know.
► 00:38:09
And the thing is, is that the reason why we don't sell as much ads as we used to is because nobody listens to me anymore.
► 00:38:14
That's different.
► 00:38:14
But it's not because the ads are bad.
► 00:38:16
It's not because the ads are bad.
► 00:38:17
Well, the ads are good.
► 00:38:18
The ads are good.
► 00:38:18
No, no, no, no.
► 00:38:19
It's that it's really hard to restart over on Rumble because it's harder to get views on Rumble.
► 00:38:24
But we are, by the way, we have a new link.
► 00:38:26
And you can, wow.
► 00:38:28
I thought you said that.
► 00:38:29
What if you just died on statement right here live?
► 00:38:32
Didn't you say it would clear halfway through?
► 00:38:34
No.
► 00:38:34
No, no, you're good.
► 00:38:35
That wasn't you, right?
► 00:38:36
Is it the breast milk?
► 00:38:37
What are you?
► 00:38:37
What are you drinking?
► 00:38:38
Well, he prouds me.
► 00:38:39
He said, you know, try it, and then it'll clear.
► 00:38:41
Yeah, don't worry about it.
► 00:38:42
I was like, stuck.
► 00:38:43
But no, I was going to say.
► 00:38:45
We have a new YouTube channel because I have a new YouTube channel, and it's got to be like 30,000 subs.
► 00:38:49
And we don't have any videos on it yet.
► 00:38:50
But we are going to be growing.
► 00:38:52
It's 30,000 subs.
► 00:38:53
No video.
► 00:38:54
It's a Fed.
► 00:38:55
Why did they get arrested for January 6th?
► 00:38:57
How about that?
► 00:38:58
You know how people always say that.
► 00:38:59
Why did you get arrested?
► 00:39:00
It's like, all right, I'm going to start saying I'm a Fed, and then the retards are going to put the clips up.
► 00:39:04
They do know.
► 00:39:05
Why did it not happen?
► 00:39:05
Well, I work for the NSA.
► 00:39:06
Elijah, I've never seen this before.
► 00:39:08
This is a paid, like, every $5 super chat.
► 00:39:10
They're doing a nigger tower.
► 00:39:12
Incredible.
► 00:39:13
Wow.
► 00:39:14
Okay, well, let me read some super chats here already because we do have a few.
► 00:39:17
Dude, they're doing a super chat with the Eddie Grimm said, drop a son on the show.
► 00:39:22
Shout out Eddie Grimm.
► 00:39:24
Dude, Eddie Grimm.
► 00:39:25
What's up, my guy?
► 00:39:26
MAGA Revolt76 said, give him hell.
► 00:39:29
What's up?
► 00:39:30
Or Clint.
► 00:39:30
Sorry.
► 00:39:31
Oops.
► 00:39:31
Clint.
► 00:39:32
Clintarist Tussa.
► 00:39:32
That's fine.
► 00:39:33
My name, in all caps, it spells cunt, so it's fine.
► 00:39:35
Oh, that's true.
► 00:39:35
Yeah.
► 00:39:36
Dude, I'm sorry.
► 00:39:37
I was in Australia for too long.
► 00:39:39
And whenever I see the CNT, I just, that's what I think.
► 00:39:41
You know what I mean?
► 00:39:41
Yeah, no, I get it.
► 00:39:43
That guy just became a, he was a Liberty lockdown listener.
► 00:39:46
He just became a fan of Tower Gang last night, and he's now followed us over to slightly further.
► 00:39:49
Really?
► 00:39:50
This is a fucking reason.
► 00:39:51
That guy crushes us.
► 00:39:51
That's Kenny.
► 00:39:52
Can we get some confetti of the confidentially?
► 00:39:54
Thank you.
► 00:39:58
We have a couple as well down here.
► 00:40:01
Meat Cavern said Meat Cavern.
► 00:40:03
Eddie Grimm put an I. You can go to my screen here.
► 00:40:05
Look at this.
► 00:40:06
Wait, what are they spelling?
► 00:40:07
Look at this.
► 00:40:07
N?
► 00:40:08
Just N?
► 00:40:08
Look at this.
► 00:40:09
Okay.
► 00:40:09
So we got an N. Wow.
► 00:40:11
That's fucking awesome.
► 00:40:12
I, I, G. G.
► 00:40:14
Oh.
► 00:40:15
G. Coctoe.
► 00:40:17
Another G.
► 00:40:18
Oh, that's who I am.
► 00:40:19
Okay.
► 00:40:20
Niger.
► 00:40:20
Nija.
► 00:40:21
Oh.
► 00:40:24
Let's go, baby.
► 00:40:26
Let's go.
► 00:40:26
All right.
► 00:40:27
We did.
► 00:40:27
We messed it.
► 00:40:27
It messed.
► 00:40:28
Ah, we messed it up.
► 00:40:29
Masad.
► 00:40:30
That's what we call that.
► 00:40:31
When you interrupt a tower, it's masading.
► 00:40:33
Yeah, I should be in the chat.
► 00:40:36
I think as well to the censor chat.
► 00:40:39
Shout out Luke's hate speech, Top Jimmy.
► 00:40:42
And then here in the, we have, I'll go to that too.
► 00:40:44
We have some people in the chat here.
► 00:40:46
Was it shout out to Luke's hate speech to me?
► 00:40:48
Yeah.
► 00:40:49
I kind of served as the hate speech member of the show.
► 00:40:51
Were you?
► 00:40:51
Kind of.
► 00:40:52
Okay, you know what was craziest?
► 00:40:53
And I love Luke a lot, but I forgot what normal people are like until I went on that show recently.
► 00:40:59
And I'm going on Tim's show again.
► 00:41:01
I was thinking, like, I should go watch another YouTube show to remember how normal people behave.
► 00:41:06
Dude, because when you're on Rumble for too long, you just forget how it was.
► 00:41:10
And I went there and I respect the hell out of it because he's trying to get monetization.
► 00:41:14
You know, there's like words like you can't say.
► 00:41:16
He gave me the pamphlet, the laminated pamphlet.
► 00:41:18
But you should give me a laminated pamphlet.
► 00:41:20
Like if you didn't on a show, you're retarded.
► 00:41:21
You know what I mean?
► 00:41:22
Like, I'm the guy.
► 00:41:22
You should make one for me.
► 00:41:23
You know what I mean?
► 00:41:24
Like, hey, don't say, don't call the host a cunt.
► 00:41:26
You know what I'm saying?
► 00:41:27
Like, that kind of thing.
► 00:41:28
But I was like, but I forgot because it's like Rumble's actually brought us back to the point to where the internet's free again.
► 00:41:35
And I think Rumble, after watching Elon Spurg out, Rumble still remains king against censorship, even if they did take down the guy live streaming Europa the last battle, which they did take down a stream recently.
► 00:41:46
Yeah, they did that to me like seven times.
► 00:41:49
It took me seven times to realize that I can't fucking stream Europa.
► 00:41:53
Wait, did you really do that?
► 00:41:54
Yeah, I tried to stream Europa seven fucking times.
► 00:41:56
And by the seventh time, I was like, guess I can't do this.
► 00:41:58
Wow, you were adamant that you were going to watch that.
► 00:42:00
I was like, I want to know what happened.
► 00:42:02
And Weimar.
► 00:42:03
He's the guy in my comments every day.
► 00:42:04
I'll be like, hey, so Jimmy Carter is 90.
► 00:42:06
Someone's like, watch Europa.
► 00:42:07
You know, watch Europa.
► 00:42:10
Raven's like, I'm not, I gotta see our super.
► 00:42:15
Jimmy Carter's last battle is what we want to talk about here.
► 00:42:18
Yeah.
► 00:42:18
Did you know he defeated Gerald Ford for that presidential election that he was doing?
► 00:42:21
Yeah, yeah, I did know that.
► 00:42:22
I did know that.
► 00:42:22
Yeah.
► 00:42:24
I saw him make it fancy.
► 00:42:25
I did.
► 00:42:26
I saw him naked when I was a child.
► 00:42:27
Didn't we cover that?
► 00:42:27
Did we cover that?
► 00:42:28
Did I talk about that?
► 00:42:29
Anyway, yo, real shit, though.
► 00:42:31
Didn't he give the didn't he gift the Panama Canal away?
► 00:42:33
Oh, shoot.
► 00:42:34
Yeah, was that him?
► 00:42:35
I thought it was.
► 00:42:36
Definitely.
► 00:42:36
I don't pretend to know.
► 00:42:38
I don't have Wikipedia up like Top, so I'm kind of guessing.
► 00:42:41
You know, I just don't, I don't actually believe the thing I was taught.
► 00:42:45
And by the way, that's wireless, so it just like somehow messes up randomly.
► 00:42:49
But by the way, Two Protects One, Drummer Merck.
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We're also going to be doing some shows this year with some of you guys, flying some of you guys out.
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Unfortunately, the first person getting flown out is Brian, our tech guy.
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Yo, yo, hey, little friendly, friendly business advice.
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Don't fly anybody anywhere.
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It's a very easy way to get it with human charges.
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My attorneys told me to just wanted to make that clear.
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It's very important.
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That if you're going to do it, you better fuck the honestly.
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That's what my attorneys told me.
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I'm sticking to it.
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And that's at the end of the day, six.
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I just, I'm going to be honest.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Censorship can be fun.
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Yeah.
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No, shout out to Doomsday on them.
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But I know we're supposed to be bringing Two Protects One out as well to come on the show and do a show with us, which will be great.
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He's got a great podcast.
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You should check it out as well.
► 00:43:45
Two Protects One on Rumble, probably, right?
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Son, I don't know if he's, I don't think he's on YouTube.
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He's on Rumble.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's Two Protects One.
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Who's the Russian guy with the Hugo boss on?
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I've been ignoring him the whole time.
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He just came in.
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He's been sitting there.
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And the noticer I am.
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Elijah refers to him as noticer.
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He's been touching.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I feel like he's not.
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He's a dana.
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He is the noticer.
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Yeah, he is the kid.
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He's just like he's got a knife in his snow in the corner whittling a piece of wood.
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They're like, we're in the fucking studio.
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Dr. Susuf noticing.
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He's like, it's just ridiculous.
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Why is it the Russian mom in this room?
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Do I say anything?
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Do you know where you're?
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You know, you're in South Florida.
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This is a very Russian city.
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Okay.
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There's very Jewish and very Russian.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, heavily Jewish.
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Yeah, it's 52% actually.
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That's not a joke.
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The city's 50%.
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This studio is in a 50%.
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Somebody told me, like, you open up slightly offensive studios there.
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And I was like, it's like, it's like, I would be like, I'd open it up on shop in Shabbos, you know, whatever.
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It's like, this is kind of crazy.
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We did, and we all get circumcised when we had the christening.
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52% of Boca Ratone, 100% of the Savurgion.
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Oh, it's a wild ratio.
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And also, we have to circumcise all our guests to come on the show.
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You have to be circumcised to come in.
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So if it's a three-day project, he checked me when I got here.
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He was fucked up.
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It's a three-day process.
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They need three days to heal.
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So they're in the hospital.
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The only reason, the hotels and everything.
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The only reason I accepted it is because on YouTube, you can now watch four skin regrowing tutorials and you can see them in great detail.
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We watched this on Tower Gang, actually.
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I enjoyed it.
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It's true.
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Yeah, you just have to put a weight on your table.
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Was there fishwire around this building?
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I believe so, yeah.
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That's why somebody named Cooper Timo said Jews ate my baby dick meat for $2.
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Shout out.
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That was a note noticer.
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Could you confirm 52% Jewish in this area?
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Is that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, for sure.
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It's a little high.
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It's on the incline.
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It is, but it was kind of funny, though, because we probably could have done this to you anywhere in the world.
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And for some reason, my business partner was like, hey, open up the studio here.
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And then I was like, that's weird.
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We're opening up a media company.
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Newsmax is here down the street.
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Ben Shapiro's studio is less than five minutes from here.
► 00:45:59
Wait, was it really?
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Yes.
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What are we doing here?
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Shapiro lives here.
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What a pipe bomb.
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Ben Shapiro.
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Yo, that might actually be.
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That might actually be too horrible.
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That was a joke.
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It was a joke.
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And by pipe bomb, he meant in a video game.
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It's a mindcrash.
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It's crazy because I actually thought something worse, but then I didn't say it because I have self-control.
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I didn't say it because I knew Top Lops had.
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Already used to accuse me to my old CEO at Blaze that I tried to get him killed because I pointed him out to Nick Fuentes in front of an event.
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And it was already then the narrative was I tried to get Ben and his children killed.
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And that was like a very serious thing.
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Who would win?
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And so then when I went into Daily Wire and I saw Jeremy Boring, he was not happy that I was there.
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Now you know why they kicked out Candace.
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That was that was Candice invited me to the market.
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I'm sorry.
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Worst case scenario, Nick Fuentes is grabbing his ass.
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He's not fucking killing anybody.
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That's really good.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, Nick Fuente.
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Are you an anime, Nick?
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No, I don't really know.
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I just think he's like, he's very thin and whiskey.
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I think he's a little gay.
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He's fine.
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He's got some energy on him.
► 00:47:02
He's a good-looking kid.
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I think he's asexual.
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I think he's like not.
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I agree with that.
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I'll be completely honest.
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Do you ever met a grown-ass woman who hasn't had sex and isn't interested in sex?
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Because I have, right?
► 00:47:13
You meet these girls.
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No, not familiar.
► 00:47:14
She just wasn't.
► 00:47:15
I mean, if there's a woman that's not interested in sex, I don't know her.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What should I say like this?
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That bitch don't know me yet.
► 00:47:22
You know what I'm saying?
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Dude, well, I just met like the Bible talks about not awakening love before it's time and you can awaken love.
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And I think that like that asexual thing is not the ones the lefties are asexual.
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It's just called autism, right?
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You haven't developed, but like, but I think there's a level of autism with some autistic people.
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They don't, like, it's, they're just thinking about like numbers and ideas and they're not really thinking, they're not really getting off.
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And a lot of these guys have, I don't know, I've never asked Nick or whatever, but I have met like real young nationals guys who claim they've never even jerked off.
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And I believe them because I believe them because they come across a little bit autistic.
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So, I mean, when it comes, we're all autistic on the spectrum, but with Nick, I don't think, I don't really think about his sexuality at all.
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I think it's a problem.
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I think it's a lot of fun.
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I got no problem.
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But I just don't think that he is.
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I don't think he's gay.
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All right.
► 00:48:13
No problem with Nick.
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But maybe you do.
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But I got some problems.
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His fans.
► 00:48:17
It's like, we can talk about the Elon Musk censorship thing.
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Because when I saw it, he was like, these guys are doing a targeted attack on me.
► 00:48:25
And I'm like, I've been on the end of a Groyper attack, and I'm like, it's fucking annoying.
► 00:48:29
These dudes are annoying.
► 00:48:30
And it was like for no reason, really.
► 00:48:31
It was like days.
► 00:48:32
I was like, what are you guys doing?
► 00:48:33
It was for no reason.
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For no reason at all.
► 00:48:35
It was because literally innocent little Indian immigrants.
► 00:48:40
For everybody at home right now, let me just explain something.
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Top goes out of his way every fucking day to try and start a war.
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And then when the war comes back, I don't think he tries to success.
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He didn't do anything.
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This is his narrative.
► 00:48:50
What the fuck did you do to the Gripers?
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I bet you fucked with them.
► 00:48:53
How did that even come about?
► 00:48:54
Somebody called me Brown and I was like, okay.
► 00:48:56
But I was like, but your sister fucks dogs.
► 00:48:58
And they lost it.
► 00:49:00
I think what it was was you said, you said that you were doing what the white man couldn't do.
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I remember that.
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It was like, yeah, this country's falling apart.
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You've not taken responsibility for it.
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It takes like a subversive brown man to be able to do.
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Oh, that's what, yeah, he did this.
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That's what it was.
► 00:49:14
Yeah.
► 00:49:14
And it's like, it wasn't really even inaccurate.
► 00:49:17
This dude goes hard in the paint.
► 00:49:18
Let's just be honest.
► 00:49:19
Look, I don't care.
► 00:49:20
Look, I don't care if Nick Fuentes is gay.
► 00:49:22
I just get the vibe.
► 00:49:24
That's all I'm saying.
► 00:49:24
I think he's an incredibly compelling speaker.
► 00:49:26
A lot of gay people are.
► 00:49:27
That's all I'm saying.
► 00:49:28
I think he's fucking, he's got some interesting ideas.
► 00:49:30
He's a very good, he's very good at debating.
► 00:49:32
He's handsome.
► 00:49:33
He's masturbating.
► 00:49:35
Maybe I shouldn't have said that last part.
► 00:49:36
Well, look, I like him.
► 00:49:38
I want to kiss him.
► 00:49:39
Whoa.
► 00:49:40
This is very weird here.
► 00:49:43
By the way, me and Mike were talking about this.
► 00:49:45
My least favorite type of conservative are like the dudes that are prototypically masculine, like people that drink black rifle coffee.
► 00:49:52
And like they say things like out of the blue, they'll be like, you know, I'm not gay or whatever.
► 00:49:55
I mean, if I was drunk enough, I might fuck a guy, but I mean, I've never done it or whatever.
► 00:49:58
But, you know, I don't judge him.
► 00:49:59
You're like, unprovoked.
► 00:50:00
Oh, that's a really unprovoked one coffee in.
► 00:50:03
And you're like, this is a banera bread.
► 00:50:05
What the fuck are you doing?
► 00:50:06
You know, like, what'd you get on that coffee?
► 00:50:08
Like, or you just say, like, oh, like, you know, oh, yeah, there was like a trans person.
► 00:50:11
You know, oh, yeah, you know, I mean, I'm not into that or whatever.
► 00:50:14
I mean, but maybe, I mean, you know, maybe it would suck a dick if it was small or something.
► 00:50:17
But I mean, like, $20 is $20.
► 00:50:20
I like doing that because I think it's funny.
► 00:50:22
The people that do that for real, though, are wild.
► 00:50:24
But you know what?
► 00:50:24
It's always the most masculine people with guns.
► 00:50:26
And he's like, do you have a secret tranny porn?
► 00:50:28
Like something fetish or something?
► 00:50:30
He's like, you want to go hunting?
► 00:50:31
I got a fucking, I got a two-person sleeping bag.
► 00:50:33
And you're like.
► 00:50:35
Two-person.
► 00:50:36
It's always the guy you would expect.
► 00:50:37
It's a little cold out there.
► 00:50:38
It's always the guy you would expect.
► 00:50:40
the least it's always the male-to-male transsexuals you know it's always those guys that are like it's jocko willink Where they're like, Spartans had sex.
► 00:50:46
You're just saying.
► 00:50:47
It's just male-to-male transsexual.
► 00:50:49
Yeah, it's a common saying.
► 00:50:50
Yeah, I'm like, that's a common saying.
► 00:50:52
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:50:53
It means like men who are cosplaying as men.
► 00:50:55
You know what I mean?
► 00:50:55
Like, it's like they're trying to be masculine on the outside.
► 00:50:58
It's like when the daily wear off a round table and everyone's got whiskey and a cigar.
► 00:51:01
It's like, oh, you know, we're men and men do this, right?
► 00:51:04
Or like Andrew Tate and all his homies with no shirt on at a long table smoking cigars while they're eating dinner.
► 00:51:09
And I'm like, that's fucking, that's male to male, right?
► 00:51:11
Or man to male.
► 00:51:12
That's the shirtless part wouldn't be it.
► 00:51:15
It has to be, he wouldn't take his shirt off because he's got to be a man.
► 00:51:18
He's not trying to be gay.
► 00:51:19
It's like, it's the male to male.
► 00:51:21
That's just males.
► 00:51:22
But, you know, when you start kissing each other and stuff.
► 00:51:25
Right.
► 00:51:26
No, no, no.
► 00:51:27
But I, but no, but it's like it's male to male transsexual.
► 00:51:29
I would define it as this.
► 00:51:30
It's literally when men who are deeply insecure may have hit a genetic lottery to where they actually do have a deep voice and they do have, you know, like they might even be bald.
► 00:51:40
They have high testosterone or something at a young age.
► 00:51:42
Describing clinch.
► 00:51:43
But long day wears underwear.
► 00:51:45
I was going to go say my fucking clinch.
► 00:51:50
I was going to go and say, good looking.
► 00:51:51
Andrew Tate.
► 00:51:52
Dude, I was like, good looking.
► 00:51:53
No, but people, and it's like, they still try to do what men do, and it's like not natural.
► 00:51:59
And they don't really have a personality, and their personality is being a man.
► 00:52:02
It's like, no, it's like the kind of guys that tell you this when you're like, you put milk in your coffee.
► 00:52:07
They say you can spot one.
► 00:52:08
And they go.
► 00:52:09
What is that?
► 00:52:10
What is that?
► 00:52:10
Are you gay?
► 00:52:11
And you're like, oh, what?
► 00:52:11
And you're like, I have to milk my coffee.
► 00:52:13
If you've got a hat with the leather patch, but it's like the beard, like just from the beard.
► 00:52:19
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:52:20
Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about?
► 00:52:21
It's like people who call you gay for putting milk in your coffee.
► 00:52:25
He's like, what are you on your period?
► 00:52:26
And you're like, you're like, no, just join coffee.
► 00:52:28
I like my coffee black.
► 00:52:29
Like, I like my man.
► 00:52:30
You've got a dude in a Jeep Wrangler with a sticker of a skull with a beard.
► 00:52:34
Right?
► 00:52:34
That's like, that's the thing.
► 00:52:35
Yeah.
► 00:52:36
Did you see the Black Rifle male-to-male transsexual commercial that they made recently?
► 00:52:39
Oh, that's very cool.
► 00:52:40
No.
► 00:52:40
Yeah.
► 00:52:41
Let me know.
► 00:52:41
They find some pretty solid coffee.
► 00:52:43
I know.
► 00:52:43
Let me see.
► 00:52:44
Yeah, I know.
► 00:52:44
There actually is not bad.
► 00:52:45
It's not bad.
► 00:52:46
Black Rifle Coffee.
► 00:52:47
I feel like, honestly, I felt like you were throwing shade at the Tate brothers.
► 00:52:50
And I just want to say as well.
► 00:52:51
I haven't thrown shade at the Tate Brown.
► 00:52:52
No, I would love to have.
► 00:52:54
But they are like stereotyping.
► 00:52:55
Like they're the men that are being men.
► 00:52:57
Like professionally, that's what I'm saying.
► 00:52:58
He was throwing shade.
► 00:52:59
No, no, I wasn't throwing.
► 00:53:00
I was throwing shade.
► 00:53:00
I'm just throwing.
► 00:53:01
So they're real men.
► 00:53:02
Yes, I like that.
► 00:53:03
But they literally sit around shirtless and smoke cigars.
► 00:53:05
Right, right, right.
► 00:53:05
But how cool would it be if we were all bucks?
► 00:53:07
Wouldn't we do that right now?
► 00:53:08
But hold up.
► 00:53:09
We're putting Elijah in a weird spot right now.
► 00:53:11
We're talking about Nick Fuentes making fun of him.
► 00:53:12
We're making fun of the Tates.
► 00:53:13
No, we're not making fun of the Tates.
► 00:53:15
Tell me something about Jimmy Carter.
► 00:53:16
Jimmy Carter fans.
► 00:53:17
We're not.
► 00:53:17
What I'm saying is, no, the Tates, you can't use as an example because they're literally intentionally.
► 00:53:23
Andrew is playing an awesome character.
► 00:53:25
He's showing young men what you can be and be like, well, he's leaning into it.
► 00:53:32
He's leaning into it.
► 00:53:32
It's funny.
► 00:53:33
He's just like, I'm a man, so I don't listen to women.
► 00:53:35
Unless you're making me a sandwich, my legal team's coming after that girl.
► 00:53:38
It's funny.
► 00:53:38
He's like, he said to a girl, he was going to sue her for slandering him.
► 00:53:42
But if she makes him a sandwich, he'll drop his legal, his legal.
► 00:53:46
That's based.
► 00:53:46
No, I like Andrew.
► 00:53:47
I like Tristan a lot.
► 00:53:49
I'm not making fun of him.
► 00:53:50
I think there's enough people that hate them.
► 00:53:51
They don't need any more hate.
► 00:53:52
No, I don't hate them.
► 00:53:54
So I think the point that you're making is that they're not the idealistic, stereotypical, like Greco-Roman man the way the Tate brothers are.
► 00:54:01
They are Jeremy Boring.
► 00:54:03
Correct.
► 00:54:03
And this is it, right here.
► 00:54:04
This is what I mean.
► 00:54:06
So I would say that the Tates are actually masculine.
► 00:54:08
These guys are not masculine.
► 00:54:11
This is a not masculine.
► 00:54:12
It's a formative masculinity.
► 00:54:13
I have an example.
► 00:54:14
I want to show you the video.
► 00:54:15
Here, we'll check this out.
► 00:54:16
This month's ECS, we have the join or die roast.
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This is a lactic fermentation process from Columbia.
► 00:54:21
This tabby varietal literally translates to good.
► 00:54:24
I spritz water on 15 grams of coffee and then grind it 800 microns.
► 00:54:28
After grinding the coffee, I rinse my filter and preheat my brewing kit.
► 00:54:31
Uniform grind and stable temperatures translate to consistent coffee.
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After dosing our coffee, we'll bring our water to 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
► 00:54:37
Then do a 45 mil bloom at 45 seconds.
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Next, I bring the water to 210 mil and then swirl.
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This technique prevents channeling and increases extraction.
► 00:54:45
The final result is a cup of buttery texture and creamy mouthfeel, paired with bright acidity and notable red flavor.
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Yeah, I think it's the silo mustache that makes him gay.
► 00:54:57
Dude, that's legitimately the Vegas bomber.
► 00:54:59
Yeah, this month's CCS, we have to join.
► 00:55:02
But you know, it's like I'm getting out of my truck with a gun in my hand and I'm doing some gay shit.
► 00:55:06
And then, you know, but, you know, it's like, okay, come on, man, making coffee with a gun.
► 00:55:10
That is male-to-male transsexuality.
► 00:55:12
Yeah.
► 00:55:12
So that now you understand.
► 00:55:15
I do want to mention something, by the way, so this is actually not even a joke.
► 00:55:17
I don't know if many of you guys know this, but one of the craziest things that has happened to me recently is that we're going to talk about doxing in the next segment.
► 00:55:25
I have been, has anyone at this table been doxed?
► 00:55:27
This is actually a real product you're going to need, by the way.
► 00:55:31
Is it a gun?
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He was doxed on Christmas Day.
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Really?
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Oh, everybody at this table has been doxxed.
► 00:55:36
That's nice.
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Yeah, Clint led the way.
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I was the first.
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You know what?
► 00:55:39
Let's go around the table and everyone read your address.
► 00:55:41
Yeah, well, like, no, so it's actually crazy.
► 00:55:43
We'll talk about, we'll talk about it.
► 00:55:44
Let me hear about this later.
► 00:55:45
But the point is, is that our information is online.
► 00:55:48
If you look yourself up, you find your phone numbers, you find things out there.
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Like, I get doxxed, family members.
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► 00:57:28
Anyway, we're going to be talking about some doxing in the next segment.
► 00:57:30
We've got some crazy stuff to discuss.
► 00:57:32
He got doxed.
► 00:57:33
He got doxed.
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I got doxed.
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I did the doxing too.
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You know, I was like, he's the one.
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He did it to us.
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Yeah, I'm the one who did it.
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No, but we want to talk about it.
► 00:57:39
It's a pretty crazy story that happened.
► 00:57:42
And we have some good news too to discuss, plus a few other stories.
► 00:57:45
I was going to have a discussion on Alex Jones in the second half on whether or not what your opinion is.
► 00:57:50
I mean, people are saying he sold out.
► 00:57:53
Myron Gaines says he's the new Alex Jones.
► 00:57:56
He said like the Nigga Jones, nigga show.
► 00:57:57
What does he call it?
► 00:57:58
What did he call it?
► 00:57:59
Yeah, too brown.
► 00:58:00
People will never accept him.
► 00:58:01
Well, did he use the N-word, right?
► 00:58:02
And he just said it was, I forget what he said.
► 00:58:05
Nigga Jones.
► 00:58:06
Yeah.
► 00:58:07
He said that.
► 00:58:09
Yeah, I got to find the clip.
► 00:58:10
It's actually really funny.
► 00:58:12
But we're going to be talking about a lot of controversial stuff, sensitive stuff, and that's just what's under the table.
► 00:58:18
And Top says he's going to go down under the table and see what's the first nut possible.
► 00:58:22
He's actually not wearing pants.
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And we'll not talk about it.
► 00:58:24
So, yeah.
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And that's, yeah, he's not even wearing pants.
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And that's fine.
► 00:58:27
And that's why, have you seen Clint's arm over here?
► 00:58:29
It's just been like across, you know?
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Yeah.
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The whole time.
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He's trying to weird toad issue.
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He's trying to keep you warm.
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Yeah, it's strange.
► 00:58:36
All right.
► 00:58:36
Anyway, guys, we'll see you over there.
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Make sure that you stick around.
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Shout out to everyone.
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We'll see you there.
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minute break and we'll be back.
► 01:09:30
that was a long five minutes, right?
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That was crazy.
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We didn't know I have sex with each other.
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We back, baby.
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I'm pregnant.
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You know what, though?
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You actually know because we wouldn't need that much time.
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Right.
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Like, that's that's how you know.
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You know what's crazy?
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Um, I nut pretty quick.
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That's crazy.
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That's pretty fucking crazy.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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Someone said it was a Mexican, five, a Mexican five minutes.
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You know what's actually actually crazy?
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Jimmy Carter signed a treaty to transfer control.
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No shit.
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Panama Canal.
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Yeah.
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That's true.
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You were right.
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Dude, dude, hyping up facts about presents.
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Like, yo, yo, check this one out.
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Yo, my nigga Jimmy, what did you do?
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Yo, Jimmy Carter.
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Jimmy Carter.
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Jimmy Carter had three kids and one died in the womb.
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Jimmy Carter was a wild nigga.
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She back in 1971, that nigga gave away the fucking canal.
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You know what I'm saying?
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The Panama Canal, baby.
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Listen, dude.
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Ever since someone called blacks recently, they call them hoodbuggers.
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I was like, hoodboogas?
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Yeah, a hoodbooger, like a hoodbooger making around.
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And I was like, I've added that to my vocabulary.
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That's a nice one.
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I can imagine, like, you know, I used to, I had a, I used to be a high school teacher for science.
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And I remember they wanted me to work in the middle of like a low-income school in girls.
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Never mind.
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No, but they wanted me to teach in an inner city school.
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And I remember going into LA and like viewing it and like seeing what was going on.
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And like, I swear, this is literally like what it's like.
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It's like, so Jimmy Carter, you know, died at 100.
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And like people in the group are just like, shit, shit.
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Damn.
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It was old, baby.
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Damn, you look wrinkly and shit.
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Like, anything wrinkly.
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I'm like, you know, it's like, it's like, imagine you're like a teacher and you have to teach kids that you know nobody's going to use the information you said.
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But it's like, I would rather teach in a retarded special needs class in a nice neighborhood than teaching.
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Inner city blacks.
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No, New Year's sprinters.
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Oh, okay, my bad.
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Or people on screen.
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Scooters.
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Scooter enjoyers.
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I'm struggling to understand the difference.
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Yeah.
► 01:11:28
All right.
► 01:11:28
Speaking of, so let's talk a little bit about this.
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So I got to be careful here because I'm not going to cause any problems for myself with this person.
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But basically, you know, there was somebody, somebody, I want to say from a media company, you know, got terminated, right, for being a, for being a Christian, right?
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For making a Christian statement.
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And they did.
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And I feel very, very bad for them.
► 01:11:54
Candace Owens.
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And that was just Candace, right?
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And it's like, it's like, hey, it's like, you just have a list.
► 01:12:01
Like, so someone got terminated by Jews for being a Christian.
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Let me puddle up my list.
► 01:12:06
That's my Jimmy Carter facts list.
► 01:12:09
Let me go to my next list.
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No, no, no, no.
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I was going to say, I've just been seeing a lot of people, a lot of Christians, particularly bullied in this environment.
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And a lot of Christians are really unable to make it in the media because you have to kind of be a piece of shit to make it, right?
► 01:12:27
And so you don't get a lot of good people in this industry running.
► 01:12:30
How come we have to go wrong?
► 01:12:32
Well, you also have to be intelligent, too.
► 01:12:34
So you have to be smart and degenerate.
► 01:12:37
But the thing is, things are going really well.
► 01:12:41
We've talked about this.
► 01:12:42
Somehow, Vigilant News, the entire news organization, somehow they made me see the CEO four days ago of the whole covenant.
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I run the whole company and it's the most time-consuming thing.
► 01:12:50
Wow.
► 01:12:50
And also moving up to with Gateway sort of transforming.
► 01:12:54
There'll be some big announcements there.
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I feel like this company is just a money laundering scheme.
► 01:12:59
During the break, what we did was we laid on the ground and Elijah threw money on us for seven minutes instead of five.
► 01:13:06
No, but we're growing really quickly.
► 01:13:08
Like, we just hired two people in two days, and we're hopefully hiring a third person tomorrow.
► 01:13:12
And that's just the start of, that's just the start, right?
► 01:13:14
So things are growing very quickly.
► 01:13:17
H-1Bs?
► 01:13:19
You like the H-1D, you know what I mean?
► 01:13:22
No, but I was going to say, what it was was that I was realizing, you know, we're going to need to create media that is, we have to be our own gatekeepers.
► 01:13:30
Like, like when I found out another person just got fired by a Jew for making a claim, stating a Christian thing on the internet that's from the Bible.
► 01:13:38
Saying something got fired for, you know, like on Christmas for being anti-Semitic, right?
► 01:13:43
And that stuff makes me angry, man.
► 01:13:45
Like, I know we joke around a lot, but when I see that, so it's like, obviously, I helped this person get a job, right?
► 01:13:51
Because that's what we need to do.
► 01:13:52
We need to fight against the Jews by helping each other.
► 01:13:54
Yes.
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And I'm just kidding.
► 01:13:56
That's not what we want to say.
► 01:13:56
I was telling him.
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No.
► 01:13:57
You guys agree with me?
► 01:13:59
No, no.
► 01:14:00
I'm sorry.
► 01:14:00
Don't do that.
► 01:14:01
You need to fix the doors.
► 01:14:02
You're going to hell.
► 01:14:03
You need to stop that.
► 01:14:04
There's one rule in the show.
► 01:14:05
No anti-Semitism.
► 01:14:07
That was it.
► 01:14:07
It was a laminated piece of paper that said no anti-Semitism when we showed up.
► 01:14:10
No anti-Semitism.
► 01:14:12
Joke's on you.
► 01:14:12
We're all in the middle.
► 01:14:13
This place is very much like Timcast, but you have that weird Russian guy sitting in the corner.
► 01:14:17
Tim Cast.
► 01:14:17
Let me know if he still has the Jew in the corner.
► 01:14:19
So Orthodox Jew with the gun with the curls on the stool.
► 01:14:22
Yeah, and he waits.
► 01:14:22
And I'm like, fuck, man.
► 01:14:23
This is intimidating.
► 01:14:24
I don't like this shit.
► 01:14:25
Yo, people are going to think that Topp's joking, but he really does have a man with a gun that sits in the head.
► 01:14:29
He does, yeah.
► 01:14:30
And he is Jewish.
► 01:14:31
Yeah.
► 01:14:32
I think he's making that part up.
► 01:14:33
He's showing me his numbers.
► 01:14:35
He's Jewish for sure.
► 01:14:36
Yeah.
► 01:14:36
Well, okay, but all I was going to say is, is, you know, I don't know if you guys want to talk about it on here, but I know you guys are trying to grow and expand some ideas too.
► 01:14:44
And one of the things you guys got going on here that I wanted to faithfully plug is, I know that you guys made me this beautiful t-shirt because you said, hey, this shirt reminded me of you.
► 01:14:51
Yeah.
► 01:14:52
And it says dangerous retard.
► 01:14:55
That's right, baby.
► 01:14:55
Dangerous retard.
► 01:14:57
Thank you for the shirt.
► 01:14:58
But unfortunately for you guys, you didn't know I've been getting swole and I'm lifting three over three planes.
► 01:15:03
You are looking juicy.
► 01:15:04
Can I say that real quick?
► 01:15:05
You're looking thick.
► 01:15:06
Yeah, it's been, I have never been this strong and it's scary, actually.
► 01:15:10
So the point is I barely, I barely say, no idea what I'm capable of.
► 01:15:14
I've never had this kind of power.
► 01:15:16
How is this happening?
► 01:15:17
But I barely even fit into an XL.
► 01:15:19
And so this is a large.
► 01:15:21
So we were going to.
► 01:15:22
Are you on the Juice?
► 01:15:24
No, no, no.
► 01:15:24
I want to.
► 01:15:25
Can we get you on the Juice?
► 01:15:26
Yeah, let's get him on a Toronto Ball.
► 01:15:28
I would like to do this.
► 01:15:29
Let's get you cycling.
► 01:15:29
I'd like to say that we should all get on steroids.
► 01:15:32
Can we do that?
► 01:15:32
And then we can sit at a fucking table with no shirts on.
► 01:15:35
We're going to smoke cigars.
► 01:15:36
I have the solution.
► 01:15:37
The final solution.
► 01:15:38
We all do that.
► 01:15:39
Hey, we all do cocaine on the weekends and steroids Monday through Friday.
► 01:15:42
Let's go.
► 01:15:43
Let's go.
► 01:15:44
Back in the 1980s, baby.
► 01:15:46
Shirtless cigars at a long table, boss.
► 01:15:48
Oh, this is two things.
► 01:15:49
Number one, so I'm growing the businesses, and I'm now in charge.
► 01:15:52
I don't know how.
► 01:15:54
I don't know how.
► 01:15:54
Even someone wrote me like, how'd you become the CEO of a media company?
► 01:15:57
Don't ask me.
► 01:15:57
But anyway, but I will say that it's good because now I'm going to create, we're really going to be focusing on creating an atmosphere that's positive for Christian people, right?
► 01:16:06
And the people that I'm working with are Orthodox and stuff, Christian, Orthodox Christians.
► 01:16:10
So what?
► 01:16:11
Have you ever heard of Cars for Kids?
► 01:16:12
Yeah.
► 01:16:13
Oh, have you heard of this?
► 01:16:16
You give a car, but then you end up sending a kid to Guatemala, right?
► 01:16:19
No, no, no.
► 01:16:19
It's worse.
► 01:16:20
It's even worse.
► 01:16:20
It's even worse.
► 01:16:23
I fucking plug Elijah.
► 01:16:24
But remember, Cars for Kids.
► 01:16:25
Mike, please.
► 01:16:26
No, no, I was going to say, so we're creating an environment.
► 01:16:27
But that being said, I just want to tell people that, like, instead of complaining, people will say, oh, well, you know, all you do is talk about and complain.
► 01:16:32
No, we've been putting in the work, and now we're employing Christians.
► 01:16:35
We're going to be hiring people and creating a much better environment.
► 01:16:38
That being said, you guys have your own business.
► 01:16:39
I'm encouraging people who watch this to not just be employed.
► 01:16:42
You go, you know, there's woke culture.
► 01:16:43
Things are toxic.
► 01:16:44
And then it's like, well, yeah, because you're working at a corporation owned by BlackRock and by Jews, and that's the problem.
► 01:16:48
So the issue is that we've got to create our own culture, but that includes being entrepreneurs, not just artists, but like, you know, we don't have to make gay movies and cartoons and be like, we're making our own culture.
► 01:16:56
It's like, no, go make your own companies, hire your own people, you know, learn to get it out there.
► 01:17:01
And you guys, even being special needs, were able to, you know, put some letters on a shirt.
► 01:17:05
Sexually inspiring.
► 01:17:08
It only took two years to finish.
► 01:17:10
I've been working on this since 2023.
► 01:17:14
We also have these for sale.
► 01:17:15
These dropped today on the website Type.
► 01:17:17
What is that?
► 01:17:18
Look at that.
► 01:17:18
It's a dangerous retard holster.
► 01:17:20
So all over print on this Tyvex, really comfortable holster.
► 01:17:23
Really beautiful holster.
► 01:17:24
I showed it to a Florida cop today.
► 01:17:26
He told me he was going to throw me in prison.
► 01:17:27
Yeah.
► 01:17:27
You know, whatever.
► 01:17:28
Fuck it.
► 01:17:28
Get one anyways.
► 01:17:29
Well, everybody that we showed and says that's a bad idea.
► 01:17:30
Good luck defending yourself and then explaining.
► 01:17:35
That would be great if you're not.
► 01:17:35
If it was in the head, I'd be happy.
► 01:17:37
But if it was in the leg, it would just be a mess.
► 01:17:38
I'd have to listen to him writhe.
► 01:17:39
Yeah, not good.
► 01:17:40
Well, I was going to say, so what it is is that we're going to give away this shirt.
► 01:17:42
We've been doing giveaways.
► 01:17:43
If you go to slightlyoffensive.com and if you're a size large, it's like a tight large.
► 01:17:48
So if you're medium, you probably still look all right in it.
► 01:17:50
It's for like people that aren't fat.
► 01:17:51
Yeah, but check this out.
► 01:17:52
Go to my screen here.
► 01:17:53
If you go to slightlyoffensive.com, you guys know we have our own original site.
► 01:17:56
We have writers.
► 01:17:56
I don't know when we randomly launched this, and this is a very expensive venture of mine, but it's getting good traffic.
► 01:18:00
And it's good articles like this one.
► 01:18:02
Catholic monarchs deported many foreigners, but who exactly did they deport?
► 01:18:06
Right?
► 01:18:06
That's a pretty good thing.
► 01:18:08
You can, if you go up where it says to subscribe, it's free.
► 01:18:10
You just put in your email.
► 01:18:12
It's just your email.
► 01:18:13
And your foreshadow.
► 01:18:14
Yeah, and your foreskin.
► 01:18:15
But you put in your email, you actually, I'll pick someone from there and I'll email them.
► 01:18:19
We'll do it on the next show on Tuesday.
► 01:18:20
And we'll tell you who's the winner and we'll ship out the shirt to you.
► 01:18:22
So if you want to win this retarded, what is this?
► 01:18:25
Dangerous retards.
► 01:18:26
Dangerous retards.
► 01:18:27
Dangerous retards is the fan base.
► 01:18:28
That's like that.
► 01:18:31
It's also a descriptor of us.
► 01:18:33
Yeah.
► 01:18:33
Yeah.
► 01:18:33
These people are seriously dangerous.
► 01:18:35
Like for Nephilim Desquad fans, we've been calling them dangerous retards for a long time.
► 01:18:38
They're dangerous.
► 01:18:39
They're retarded.
► 01:18:40
There are people.
► 01:18:40
If you have an IQ of like 90 or below, you're our people.
► 01:18:45
You're our people.
► 01:18:45
If you have a social credit score according to Grok below 45, you're our people.
► 01:18:50
If you have a six and a half inch penis or smaller, you are our people.
► 01:18:53
That's right.
► 01:18:54
It's coming.
► 01:18:54
It's weird how I'm like not your people in any way, but I'm on the show.
► 01:18:57
Six and a half.
► 01:18:58
Listen, the thing, the problem with being tall, you would notice.
► 01:19:01
You guys wouldn't understand.
► 01:19:01
This is the whole guy's talk for a second.
► 01:19:04
Even if you're even if you're a little over seven, which is like honestly, as a tall guy, you end up being proportioned.
► 01:19:09
It's still not going to look as big because you're tall.
► 01:19:11
It's like muscle.
► 01:19:12
It's like, it's like, yeah, you're over seven, but then you have to get close and compare to really prove that you're bigger.
► 01:19:17
I didn't come here.
► 01:19:17
You know, it's true.
► 01:19:18
I'm showing you.
► 01:19:19
It doesn't look as big because you're all a big person.
► 01:19:22
People don't understand this.
► 01:19:23
I'm 6'1, 210.
► 01:19:24
Dick's good, but once you're in the middle of Clint on my body, though, I didn't come here.
► 01:19:29
It's whatever.
► 01:19:29
It's whatever.
► 01:19:30
My dick on my body.
► 01:19:31
I just want to come here.
► 01:19:32
My dick on my body.
► 01:19:33
My dick on my body.
► 01:19:34
I drove a long way.
► 01:19:35
I did not come here for Cope.
► 01:19:37
And this is what we're doing right now.
► 01:19:38
Did you guys know that Jimmy Carter was 40 books, dude?
► 01:19:43
I wonder how long Jimmy Carter's ticket is.
► 01:19:45
There we go.
► 01:19:45
But historians say it was closer to four.
► 01:19:48
It's a dangerous retard.
► 01:19:50
Ancient ancient alien theorists.
► 01:19:52
That'd be like a coffee table, like presidents and their penises.
► 01:19:55
It's like ratings like their sizes.
► 01:19:57
Hey, real shit.
► 01:19:58
I did the very, yo, the very first episode I did with Luke Rodowski was with God rest his soul.
► 01:20:06
Him dying, that blew me away.
► 01:20:07
Yeah, very sudden.
► 01:20:09
I'm not even joking.
► 01:20:10
Like when he died, I was actually sad.
► 01:20:12
I liked him and I went on his show and I just thought, like, it was unexpected.
► 01:20:16
Yeah, and he was like, he was good.
► 01:20:18
And it was like, it was just hard.
► 01:20:19
You don't anticipate how these things are going to affect you when they happens.
► 01:20:22
Correct.
► 01:20:23
And I always, and I feel bad because I always promoted drunk driving too.
► 01:20:26
And it was like, and it was like, I always said it was fun, but then it was like, well, I don't think that I lost a friend.
► 01:20:30
That's throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
► 01:20:31
I wouldn't go that far.
► 01:20:32
I would say, you know, do drug drive.
► 01:20:34
But real quick, real quick.
► 01:20:35
Don't crash.
► 01:20:36
Factory.
► 01:20:37
So I did the very first episode I ever did with Luke was with the homeboy who fucking became famous for Obama.
► 01:20:45
Yeah, I watched that.
► 01:20:46
Is that the actor?
► 01:20:48
What's his name?
► 01:20:48
No, he's not an actor.
► 01:20:49
He's just some queen.
► 01:20:52
Yeah, I forget what his name is.
► 01:20:53
I'm blanking on his name.
► 01:20:54
You can look it up.
► 01:20:55
Nice guy.
► 01:20:55
Seemed like a t-shirt.
► 01:20:57
Did he suck and fuck him and didn't even get a shirt to show that he did?
► 01:20:59
No, he didn't.
► 01:20:59
He didn't get nothing.
► 01:21:00
He didn't get a souvenir.
► 01:21:01
It's like, all I got is stupid.
► 01:21:02
I suck and fuck Obama.
► 01:21:03
I got this.
► 01:21:04
Let me ask you this, though.
► 01:21:04
If you're hanging out with that guy, Clint, and you know that he sucked Obama's dick, don't you feel compelled to show him your dick?
► 01:21:09
Like, you know, he's seen a president's dick.
► 01:21:10
He's tasted president's dick.
► 01:21:12
I hear someone's gay and his first instinct is, don't you feel like you want to pull your dick out?
► 01:21:15
Yeah, and you're like, yo, can you tell me?
► 01:21:16
This is for information.
► 01:21:17
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
► 01:21:18
You guys think it's gay, right?
► 01:21:20
But I'm going to be honest with you.
► 01:21:21
After he got done telling me this story, and I was like, I believe that this dude fucked and sucked Obama.
► 01:21:26
For the record, he didn't fuck him.
► 01:21:28
He was very clear.
► 01:21:29
Oh, he just sucked.
► 01:21:29
He just blew him a ton of times.
► 01:21:31
And I was like, I was like, you never got Larry Sinclair.
► 01:21:33
Yeah, Larry Sinclair.
► 01:21:34
Oh, thank you.
► 01:21:34
And Larry was like, nah, I'm not into that shit.
► 01:21:36
I was like, you're a gay dude who just loves to suck dick and that's it.
► 01:21:39
And that was his thing.
► 01:21:40
Oh, he wasn't.
► 01:21:41
It could have been a blow manse, which is nice.
► 01:21:44
You've heard of bromance, right?
► 01:21:46
He had a blow man with him.
► 01:21:47
He had a blow man.
► 01:21:48
It's not gay.
► 01:21:49
He just blows him all the way.
► 01:21:51
You know what I mean?
► 01:21:52
Trust me, that's gay.
► 01:21:55
He said, I would know.
► 01:21:56
I did it once and it was very gay.
► 01:21:57
Very gay.
► 01:21:58
I was not into that.
► 01:21:59
Trust me.
► 01:21:59
Didn't he say Obama's penis was very thin?
► 01:22:02
This is the point I'm trying to get to.
► 01:22:04
So Barack Obama's dick is decent length.
► 01:22:08
Okay.
► 01:22:08
But extraordinarily skinny.
► 01:22:11
So his dick is like a pencil.
► 01:22:13
He mentioned it.
► 01:22:13
He was crystal clear with this.
► 01:22:15
And he used the expression pencil.
► 01:22:17
As a professional journalist, I had a lot of follow-up questions, and I confirmed this man's dick is skinny.
► 01:22:22
Did we get information like pubes, no pubes?
► 01:22:24
He said he said the foreskin was loose.
► 01:22:28
Yeah, elasticity.
► 01:22:29
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
► 01:22:32
And that his foreskin was loose, even though he was circumcised.
► 01:22:36
What the fuck does that mean?
► 01:22:37
Oh, because he used those YouTube tutorials, regrowing your foreskin.
► 01:22:40
Maybe Barack Obama was mid.
► 01:22:41
You know what?
► 01:22:42
I'm one of the only people that I've met that doesn't pretend like I wish I was uncircumcised.
► 01:22:46
I got friends like, I wish I was uncircumcised.
► 01:22:48
That's a weird thing to wish.
► 01:22:49
You know what I mean?
► 01:22:49
But also, I'm glad I'm circumcised.
► 01:22:53
Fucking Jew.
► 01:22:53
I'm very happy.
► 01:22:54
Go on.
► 01:22:55
Why, Elijah?
► 01:22:55
Why are you happy?
► 01:22:57
Number one.
► 01:22:57
Because of all the success that came with it?
► 01:23:00
Is this why you weren't arrested after Jason?
► 01:23:02
You're like, sir, sir, sir.
► 01:23:05
You're like, he's clear.
► 01:23:06
Let him go.
► 01:23:07
No, go on, Elijah.
► 01:23:08
I figured it out.
► 01:23:09
They only arrested the uncircumcised.
► 01:23:14
They called him Philistines as they handcuffed him.
► 01:23:18
Oh, man.
► 01:23:20
That was confusing because I wasn't a Philistine, but even though I was circumcised, they did call it Goliath.
► 01:23:24
So it was a hard.
► 01:23:27
Biblical flossing.
► 01:23:31
Got him.
► 01:23:32
It's a Christian show.
► 01:23:33
Yeah, this is a Christian show for children.
► 01:23:34
I was going to tell this.
► 01:23:35
Remember, the show's for kids.
► 01:23:38
Someone sent in a meme for a dollar on Locals.
► 01:23:40
He brought that up there too.
► 01:23:40
They said that now it's going to get even retardier.
► 01:23:45
Are we only on locals right now?
► 01:23:46
No, All right.
► 01:23:48
As if we were.
► 01:23:48
I was going to start.
► 01:23:49
Primetime Pip said Elijah.
► 01:23:50
The 14 words are, we must secure the existence of our people in the future for white children.
► 01:23:54
You should remember it before you bring HT on.
► 01:23:57
We love Corbin Ramsey.
► 01:23:58
Absolute kale.
► 01:24:00
This is our year.
► 01:24:03
That dude sounds like a Nazi for real.
► 01:24:06
You know what's funny?
► 01:24:06
It's like, it's like, because I'll talk to anyone, like, there's always people always the, but like, people will put you in a box as you talk to people.
► 01:24:14
Right.
► 01:24:14
Yeah.
► 01:24:14
So then, like, when, like, people that are like, you know, literal, like, Nazis or whatever, and, you know, I respect them.
► 01:24:20
You know, do what you want to do.
► 01:24:21
Believe what you want to believe.
► 01:24:22
I'm not one of those.
► 01:24:23
I respect Nazis too, I guess.
► 01:24:24
Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't condemn.
► 01:24:25
I condemn them.
► 01:24:26
I'm not going to condemn these people.
► 01:24:27
But then it's like, but then you say you like, you know, you're glad.
► 01:24:30
Yeah, they're doing really good right now.
► 01:24:33
They had a downseason.
► 01:24:33
I wasn't there to condemn them.
► 01:24:34
The Nazis were, they did have a little like, you know, it was bad for a bit, but then they had a lot of rebound.
► 01:24:40
The Nazis are rebounding.
► 01:24:42
I'm buying low on Hitler.
► 01:24:43
Yes, that's all I'm saying.
► 01:24:44
Season of the Nazi baby.
► 01:24:45
I have invested in swastika coin.
► 01:24:48
You know what I mean?
► 01:24:49
No, but no, but it's like.
► 01:24:51
If there was a cryptocurrency named Swastika coin, I bet that shit goes.
► 01:24:54
I just bought a lot of stock in Hugo Boss actually recently.
► 01:24:56
Yeah, yeah, we're seeing how that goes.
► 01:24:57
He doesn't have enough money to buy.
► 01:24:58
I don't have any fucking money whatsoever.
► 01:25:00
He's wearing a Hugo Boss shirt right now.
► 01:25:02
I only wear suits from Hugo Boss.
► 01:25:04
Yeah.
► 01:25:04
Dude, he's the noticer.
► 01:25:06
He noticed the Hugo boss and he bought the suck.
► 01:25:07
unbelievable yeah literally that's dude i smart They're a little bit woke now.
► 01:25:12
They got a company, you know?
► 01:25:13
I also bought stock in Jenko Jeans.
► 01:25:14
I think those are coming back soon, but don't take my word on that.
► 01:25:17
And I divested from Levine.
► 01:25:19
I just saw the back of that road.
► 01:25:20
I saw the back of Elijah's head and I thought how tragic it would be when he starts to go bald.
► 01:25:25
Well, he's got a good head of hair on him.
► 01:25:26
The boy's got a set of hair on him.
► 01:25:27
Yeah.
► 01:25:28
That's nice.
► 01:25:28
It's not happening because I already reversed it using finasteride and monoxidil.
► 01:25:33
I was balding and I completely got my hair back.
► 01:25:35
What did you use?
► 01:25:35
Finasteride and monoxidil.
► 01:25:37
I just did the two fucking words right in our face.
► 01:25:40
No, but it's one of them is a DHA blocker that stops testosterone from attaching to your skin or whatever.
► 01:25:45
I mean, I don't know the whole science, but it basically stops the hair loss, and the monoxidil stimulates hair growth.
► 01:25:50
And I have probably grew back like 50% of my hair.
► 01:25:52
I like having no hair, I'm going to be honest, because it's just like no, you got a good bald head.
► 01:25:55
It just signals it signals.
► 01:25:56
But Elijah's hair looks a lot better than your bald head.
► 01:25:58
It signals.
► 01:25:59
No, you're right.
► 01:26:00
You're right.
► 01:26:02
Let's see it.
► 01:26:02
See it.
► 01:26:04
Elijah would look very much like Stone Cold Steve Austin with a bald head.
► 01:26:07
Now that I'm looking at it, dude, I cannot stand this guy smolder.
► 01:26:10
That's a very, that's a value.
► 01:26:12
That's a really clean shave.
► 01:26:13
It is.
► 01:26:13
It's nice.
► 01:26:14
That's crazy.
► 01:26:15
Did you ever hear about a blood pillow?
► 01:26:17
He shaves with Obama's penis.
► 01:26:18
He's like thin and thin.
► 01:26:20
Razor sharp.
► 01:26:21
Razor sharp.
► 01:26:23
I thought we were talking about Jimmy Carter.
► 01:26:24
What the fuck is this show about?
► 01:26:25
Turns it over to a year and just goes.
► 01:26:27
Dude, there was only one subject brought up, and it was Jimmy Carter.
► 01:26:31
It was Jimmy Carter.
► 01:26:32
And we literally just riffed for an hour and a half.
► 01:26:34
Jimmy Carter reported.
► 01:26:36
Everyone thought my Jimmy Carter topic was a bad starter.
► 01:26:38
No, it's a bad straight.
► 01:26:39
It's a great UFO in 1969.
► 01:26:41
No fucking shit.
► 01:26:42
Did he really?
► 01:26:43
Yeah, he thought it was a military star.
► 01:26:45
But he possibly believes in his family.
► 01:26:47
You remember that guest I had on Liberty Lockdown who told a story about that?
► 01:26:50
He said he and Ray, like this, this dude wrote a book about presidents who had extraterrestrial experiences.
► 01:26:56
That's wild.
► 01:26:57
He wrote an entire book about it.
► 01:26:58
That's the prerequisite to becoming president is having a UFO setting.
► 01:27:02
That's what I was doing.
► 01:27:03
Larry Sinclair got that UFO, did that's right.
► 01:27:05
Yeah, he actually, yeah, I don't know.
► 01:27:08
I think it was just a.
► 01:27:09
By the way, by the way, to David's point, I'm going to be honest with you.
► 01:27:14
After I fucking skewered Larry Sinclair with two hours of questions about Obama's dick, at the end of it, I'm being totally honest.
► 01:27:22
At the end of it, I thought to myself, like, this dude would definitely suck my dick if I want him to.
► 01:27:27
Yeah, and it would be better than Obama's dick, right?
► 01:27:28
He'd have a better experience.
► 01:27:30
Well, for sure, he would enjoy it more, but that's not the point.
► 01:27:32
Right.
► 01:27:32
I was thinking, I could be Blowjob Eskimo Brothers with the president.
► 01:27:38
I'm already Eskimo Brothers with the host of this show.
► 01:27:42
That's a fact, baby.
► 01:27:45
Wait, he and I. Unbelievable.
► 01:27:48
Jimmy Carter was a huge fan of country music.
► 01:27:50
Was he really?
► 01:27:51
I wonder what his favorite bands were.
► 01:27:52
Oh, he played?
► 01:27:53
I love how he doesn't even let jokes settle.
► 01:27:55
He just like moves on.
► 01:27:56
No, he's a monster.
► 01:27:57
He's a Jimmy Carter monster.
► 01:27:58
Yeah, you know, and it's funny.
► 01:28:00
The camera goes, Damn, he should have said when we're Eskimo Bros, it should have just went to him.
► 01:28:05
Yo, are we Elijah Eskimo Brothers?
► 01:28:08
Is that true?
► 01:28:09
No, no, he's about fucking Luke Rydkowski, baby.
► 01:28:12
Oh, yeah.
► 01:28:13
But here's what I'm saying.
► 01:28:13
Yeah, which is weird because he had sex with him when he was body was lifeless.
► 01:28:18
He had a macrophilic relationship with Luke Rukowski, you know?
► 01:28:21
That was God rest his soul.
► 01:28:23
But we just brought it up to death.
► 01:28:24
Was having, you know, the black guy stole his wallet and you see Tapo there.
► 01:28:27
It's like, this is a serious question.
► 01:28:29
This is a serious question.
► 01:28:30
Yeah.
► 01:28:30
Was it gay of me not to get blown by Larry Sinclair?
► 01:28:35
This guy's really a.
► 01:28:37
By the way, somebody sued me over.
► 01:28:39
They said, I remember in the lawsuit, I was like, yeah, and like he would secretly bring up penises to like guests secretly.
► 01:28:44
This show is the penis.
► 01:28:45
Yeah.
► 01:28:46
Also, I trusted you with a secret.
► 01:28:48
It's not like that.
► 01:28:49
No, no, we always talk about penises on the show.
► 01:28:51
We have this is why I do it on camera because I don't want to get any sexual fucking harassment lawsuits for dude.
► 01:28:57
I am open about this shit.
► 01:28:58
Should I have gotten blown by Larry Sinclair so I could be Eskimo Brothers with the president of the United States?
► 01:29:01
Most certainly.
► 01:29:02
Yeah.
► 01:29:02
See, I agree.
► 01:29:04
And I feel gay that I didn't.
► 01:29:06
I'd have a lot more respect for you.
► 01:29:07
Yeah.
► 01:29:07
I don't think you even, you don't even really have to come.
► 01:29:09
I think it just needs to happen.
► 01:29:11
But if you do come, that's chat.
► 01:29:13
I want to know one's in the chat if it would be gay if he didn't become Eskimo Bros with Obama.
► 01:29:18
Yeah.
► 01:29:18
Two's in the chat if it.
► 01:29:20
Wait, I don't even know what I just said.
► 01:29:22
What did I say?
► 01:29:22
What was one?
► 01:29:23
One more.
► 01:29:24
Just one's in the chat.
► 01:29:25
Yeah.
► 01:29:25
One wouldn't be.
► 01:29:25
Just get one sword.
► 01:29:26
Two would be gay.
► 01:29:28
Also, Stuart Timo said, Massa doing lines of blow-off clump puzzle.
► 01:29:32
Massive's gong.
► 01:29:34
Twalking waterfall shots off Sangria off the tip.
► 01:29:37
Shout out Q. That's my nigga Q. He's a dangerous retard.
► 01:29:40
That's my guy.
► 01:29:41
Oh my gosh.
► 01:29:42
All right.
► 01:29:42
Can we clarify?
► 01:29:44
So the three of us are starting to show.
► 01:29:45
It's called Dangerous Retards.
► 01:29:46
Oh, yeah, that's right.
► 01:29:47
So these two people.
► 01:29:48
Wait, this is what I actually want to hear about.
► 01:29:49
I don't want to know.
► 01:29:50
I literally segued.
► 01:29:51
I segued and was like, hey, people are trying to do great things.
► 01:29:54
And then he goes, no, we can't tell people.
► 01:29:56
He's like, no, Jimmy Carter back.
► 01:29:58
Did you know that Jimmy Carter?
► 01:29:59
He's like, did you know I could have had Larry Sinclair suck?
► 01:30:02
I didn't.
► 01:30:02
I'd have been Eskimo Brothers with a bump.
► 01:30:04
No, but for real, though, Jimmy Carter is a speed reader.
► 01:30:08
A speed reader, they say.
► 01:30:09
Wow.
► 01:30:10
That's actually.
► 01:30:11
And a K-2 addict.
► 01:30:12
Yeah, my name.
► 01:30:13
And he also had his dick sucked by Larry Sinclair.
► 01:30:16
I could have been Eskimo Brothers with all three of them.
► 01:30:18
And I had my dick sucked by Jimmy Carter when I was seven.
► 01:30:21
Damn, it was nothing.
► 01:30:22
It wasn't funny.
► 01:30:22
It wasn't funny.
► 01:30:23
I got to joke about it.
► 01:30:24
No, I did have an interaction.
► 01:30:27
I've been talking too much, Top.
► 01:30:28
You go ahead and tell me.
► 01:30:28
No, you tell him about it.
► 01:30:29
No, you tell me.
► 01:30:30
No, you tell the people.
► 01:30:30
We're doing a show called Dangerous Retards, right?
► 01:30:32
Because over at Top Lobster Productions, we do Nephilim Desquad.
► 01:30:35
It's a cutting edge of conspiracy theory.
► 01:30:36
I don't know if you know that, Elijah J. Where do I go to show them on the screen where you guys are at?
► 01:30:41
We haven't gotten that far.
► 01:30:43
Don't fucking do that, Elijah.
► 01:30:45
I'm trying to do a thing here.
► 01:30:46
All right, so we do fucking conspiracy shows.
► 01:30:49
We do comedy shows, right?
► 01:30:51
These guys do Tower Gang.
► 01:30:53
We got politics covered here with Clint Russell over at Liberty Lockdown.
► 01:30:58
Now we're going to tackle the cultural conversation, and that's going to be done by dangerous retards.
► 01:31:04
What happened is we saw Tim Tim Poole doing something.
► 01:31:06
And we said it's bad.
► 01:31:07
We said it's bad.
► 01:31:08
I don't approve of it.
► 01:31:10
Sorry.
► 01:31:10
I actually approached him on Twitter.
► 01:31:12
I told him myself.
► 01:31:12
I said, this is very boring.
► 01:31:14
What was he doing?
► 01:31:15
On Christmas Day.
► 01:31:16
I don't know what he was doing.
► 01:31:17
He was responding to me.
► 01:31:17
Yeah, probably.
► 01:31:18
And I said, this is not a good show.
► 01:31:20
You should step it up.
► 01:31:21
And he was like, hey, you're fucking too retarded to stop.
► 01:31:23
And I said, you're right.
► 01:31:25
And then I called up Clint.
► 01:31:26
That's what he said.
► 01:31:26
That's not even a lot of fun.
► 01:31:27
That's real shit.
► 01:31:28
Happened.
► 01:31:28
Wait, watch it.
► 01:31:29
I watched it all play out.
► 01:31:29
And by the way, I don't endorse the opinions of my guests, but I just want to let people.
► 01:31:33
I have to, but I feel like we should have like a lower third.
► 01:31:35
It's like, we do not endorse this opinion while someone's talking.
► 01:31:38
For the record, for the record, we're going to have that Chiron 24-7 when I'm all with these shit.
► 01:31:42
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:31:43
Yeah.
► 01:31:44
All right.
► 01:31:44
So what's what happened?
► 01:31:45
So you got no, you're going to fight with Tim Poole.
► 01:31:46
Again, he was just saying an hour ago that like he's an innocent guy and he doesn't, he doesn't know why people attack him.
► 01:31:52
Remember that you just said like an hour ago?
► 01:31:53
Yeah.
► 01:31:53
He doesn't know why people hate him.
► 01:31:55
And then he's like, oh, by the way, I'm beefing with a millionaire with one of the biggest podcasts.
► 01:31:58
I wouldn't say he was beefing.
► 01:31:59
It was an exchange.
► 01:32:00
It was a gentle exchange.
► 01:32:02
He was like, hey, why are you taking Jewish money?
► 01:32:05
And he goes, bro.
► 01:32:06
He's like, what the fuck?
► 01:32:07
And I'm like, yeah, you.
► 01:32:09
Why are you taking it for?
► 01:32:10
And then he goes, I think he threatens me, right?
► 01:32:14
Not right away.
► 01:32:14
I don't know if he threatened me.
► 01:32:15
The Julian tweet was the threat.
► 01:32:16
He asked you a pretty interesting question.
► 01:32:18
He said, What is your plan here?
► 01:32:19
Is it to burn every bridge and opportunity that you'll ever have?
► 01:32:22
And then when that happens, turn around and blame the Jews.
► 01:32:25
Which is definitely the point.
► 01:32:26
Almost verbatim.
► 01:32:28
That's actually kind of a good strategy.
► 01:32:29
That's actually a pretty good response to talk.
► 01:32:31
I thought it was pretty good.
► 01:32:32
I thought that was actually pretty good.
► 01:32:34
And I have to go on targeting and then explain this to Top because Top takes it as a threat.
► 01:32:37
I said, did you just threaten me, Tim?
► 01:32:39
And I take it as advice.
► 01:32:40
He doesn't get it, but let's get it.
► 01:32:43
It's not what we're doing here at Top Lops of Productions.
► 01:32:45
We're doing anti-Semitic content, right?
► 01:32:47
First and foremost.
► 01:32:48
Anti-black.
► 01:32:48
Yes, anti-black, anti-white, anti-whatever, whatever you are, we're against it.
► 01:32:53
You should come here and listen to it.
► 01:32:54
Unless you're retarded, in which case we take all.
► 01:32:56
Yeah.
► 01:32:57
But we've decided that we're going to consolidate and we're going to build a fucking.
► 01:33:01
I didn't know I wasn't allowed to say that on the show.
► 01:33:03
I'm sorry, my mistake here.
► 01:33:05
But we are.
► 01:33:05
We're doing that.
► 01:33:06
We're bringing everything together.
► 01:33:07
We're going to have comedy.
► 01:33:07
We're going to have politics.
► 01:33:08
We're going to have conspiracy.
► 01:33:09
And we're going to have culture.
► 01:33:10
And we're going to take over.
► 01:33:11
I feel like the first time we said this publicly, by the way.
► 01:33:13
Dangerous retards.
► 01:33:14
The three of us, we will have a guest on.
► 01:33:16
We're going to go once, maybe twice a week.
► 01:33:17
It's going to be banged.
► 01:33:18
Cutting edge.
► 01:33:19
Imagine having four people on a camera at the same time.
► 01:33:22
Nobody's ever fucking done it before.
► 01:33:24
It is cutting edge, but also, I feel like I'm a little bit like when I went to school with Mexicans in high school, and they would pull up in like a 1993 Nissan Altima.
► 01:33:31
I'd be like, bro, you have no idea what I'm playing next, bro.
► 01:33:34
We're going to have 10 fucking markets.
► 01:33:35
We're going to have 10 TVs on the wall.
► 01:33:37
We're going to paint the whole fucking thing black.
► 01:33:39
Isn't that what the saying is?
► 01:33:40
Like, dude, you don't know what I got planned.
► 01:33:41
Facebook, two in the morning, you have no idea what I got planned.
► 01:33:44
I am fucking cooking.
► 01:33:45
He's like, let me guess.
► 01:33:45
What are you guys going to do?
► 01:33:46
It's like, we're going to fucking do a podcast.
► 01:33:47
Yeah, no, no.
► 01:33:48
Back then, it was rap.
► 01:33:50
Rap drop a diss track on YouTube or something, like a rap song.
► 01:33:53
Remember, it was like, I'm going to be a rapper.
► 01:33:54
Remember, kids in high school actually thinking they were going to be rappers?
► 01:33:56
This is all this is.
► 01:33:57
Listen, we had no, it's not an original idea.
► 01:33:59
We're going to do Tim Cast, but we're going to do it better.
► 01:34:01
It's fun.
► 01:34:01
Right.
► 01:34:02
We're going to do it better.
► 01:34:02
It's better.
► 01:34:03
Yeah.
► 01:34:03
And shit that people care about.
► 01:34:04
And this actually, this idea was spawned out of a K-2 session.
► 01:34:07
We got together, we smoked spice, and something spoke to us, and this is what came out of it.
► 01:34:11
So do a show.
► 01:34:12
Listen, I got an idea.
► 01:34:14
So one day I'm, so this is actually a really good idea.
► 01:34:16
So what I'm thinking is, maybe one day what I'll do is I'll buy some cameras too, and then I'll like set up a room or something and like maybe even be able to fit like four people on camera at the same time.
► 01:34:25
Maybe like a long table.
► 01:34:26
Yeah, what if we think about this?
► 01:34:28
This is like not a crazy idea.
► 01:34:29
No, let him cook.
► 01:34:29
Let him cook.
► 01:34:31
And then we literally do the same thing Tim Poole does, like, talk about stuff, but it's not Tim Poole.
► 01:34:35
Because what about say whatever we want?
► 01:34:36
What about Head?
► 01:34:37
What if I, but what if I were to.
► 01:34:38
Okay, I'm not trying to be like, I'm not trying to jack your guys' idea.
► 01:34:41
Right.
► 01:34:41
But what if I was to do something like that?
► 01:34:43
Would that be considered copying you?
► 01:34:44
Doing like a podcast type thing with like four people on the other side.
► 01:34:47
I feel like I would want it to be offensive.
► 01:34:48
But like, wait, four people.
► 01:34:49
What if you met like slightly offensive?
► 01:34:51
Right.
► 01:34:52
Would it?
► 01:34:53
Chat, one's in the chat.
► 01:34:54
One's in the chat.
► 01:34:55
One's in the chat's in the chat for Jimmy Carter.
► 01:34:57
If you think, if one, one, one's in the chat if you think that it would be copying them if I were to like start a podcast with multiple cameras like Tim and like build a studio and do the whole thing like have an intro.
► 01:35:08
He's always promoting things.
► 01:35:09
He's like have people like maybe even do what Tim does put advertisement.
► 01:35:13
What if he did it in Florida?
► 01:35:14
Well, I would have to be in West Virginia as well.
► 01:35:16
But I feel like he's slowing, he's throwing shade on our idea.
► 01:35:20
I felt very disrespectful.
► 01:35:20
Yeah.
► 01:35:21
I think he thinks it's stupid and it's not going to work.
► 01:35:23
Well, everyone's saying it wouldn't be twos in the chat.
► 01:35:24
I'm saying I should do it.
► 01:35:26
I don't want to say I should.
► 01:35:27
Wait, no, Elijah, you did not establish what the twos and the ones meant.
► 01:35:30
I don't know if you just said ones in the chat.
► 01:35:32
But Elijah, do people really want to hear what you have to say?
► 01:35:35
Right.
► 01:35:35
Surprisingly, I don't.
► 01:35:36
I still will never understand that one.
► 01:35:38
You know what I mean?
► 01:35:39
Like, when people come, like, I hate Shrek, me too.
► 01:35:41
Yeah.
► 01:35:42
I keep showing up because you guys keep showing up.
► 01:35:44
People talk about the relationship.
► 01:35:46
Why do you keep coming here?
► 01:35:48
Stop showing up so we can go the fuck home.
► 01:35:50
Our shows as well.
► 01:35:50
Like, every time I'm like, why the fuck these guys keep coming here?
► 01:35:53
Yeah.
► 01:35:53
Have you ever met the people?
► 01:35:54
Like, have you met your people?
► 01:35:55
Oh, yeah.
► 01:35:56
We did a fucking event and we dressed them in black cloaks.
► 01:35:59
Oh, you didn't fucking know that, did you, Elijah?
► 01:36:02
It's a real thing.
► 01:36:03
We did Brohemian Grove.
► 01:36:04
It was a two-day fucking event.
► 01:36:05
We showed a man's dick on the screen covered in mustard and inside of a hot dog bun to an audience that was dressed in black clothes.
► 01:36:11
It's why a tranny show.
► 01:36:12
Fellow.
► 01:36:14
And it's one of the greatest moments in live podcast history.
► 01:36:16
We had Leonardo Joni, who closed the night out.
► 01:36:19
I'm not even getting crushed.
► 01:36:21
I was supposed to be there, but my wife decided to give birth, right?
► 01:36:23
You weren't there because you fucking hate us, Elijah.
► 01:36:26
I remember the exact words you used.
► 01:36:28
You said fucking faggots.
► 01:36:29
When I said, Would you want us to come on the screen and mustard?
► 01:36:32
Yeah, you missed the dick, dude.
► 01:36:33
It was a magnificent dick.
► 01:36:34
Why would I miss that?
► 01:36:35
Why would I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't miss it for a while.
► 01:36:37
It's called Cocktober.
► 01:36:39
It's the first time in Elijah's life he's missed a dick.
► 01:36:42
That's it.
► 01:36:44
Are you familiar with Cocktober?
► 01:36:46
No.
► 01:36:48
Literally, this is how those two came together.
► 01:36:49
This is how we meant.
► 01:36:50
So Cocktober is Cocktober's actually a Tower Gang thing.
► 01:36:54
Did you know that Jimmy Carter had brain cancer in 2015?
► 01:36:57
I bet you Jimmy Carter would have won Cocktober.
► 01:36:59
By the way, I was supposed to be there, but my wife gave birth.
► 01:37:01
That's really what happened.
► 01:37:01
My wife went to Laborers, right?
► 01:37:03
Yeah.
► 01:37:03
Very disrespectful.
► 01:37:04
I mean, that was the lying text that you sent us.
► 01:37:06
That's what you said, yeah.
► 01:37:07
It's like, which lie did I tell them, Michael?
► 01:37:08
But Mike hit us up, and he was like, You said you guys are fucking faggots.
► 01:37:11
Someone was getting married.
► 01:37:12
Is that what it was, too?
► 01:37:13
Yeah, and someone was getting married.
► 01:37:14
Somebody died.
► 01:37:15
It was my aunt.
► 01:37:16
Luke Rurkowski died.
► 01:37:17
Luke Rakowski died.
► 01:37:18
So, okay, Cocktober.
► 01:37:19
Cocktober.
► 01:37:20
We haven't even gotten to the bad news.
► 01:37:21
Luke hasn't drank in years either.
► 01:37:23
It's crazy.
► 01:37:23
He died from doing it.
► 01:37:25
Just one time.
► 01:37:25
Drinking and driving.
► 01:37:26
How did we meet?
► 01:37:27
Tell him.
► 01:37:27
Cocktober.
► 01:37:28
Okay, so what happened was in the chat one day, I was watching Tower Gang, enjoying it very much, and I said, you know what these guys should do?
► 01:37:34
They should get together and they should judge their fans cocks and then crown the longest cock as the winner of Cocktober.
► 01:37:41
And of course, since it was my recommendation, I threw my hat in the ring and then ended up becoming champion of Cocktober.
► 01:37:48
For the record, our goal was not the longest cock.
► 01:37:51
It was supposed to be the best.
► 01:37:52
No, no, no, no.
► 01:37:53
The scrum diddlyumptious.
► 01:37:55
This is how it evolved.
► 01:37:56
So Toad or like Toad.
► 01:37:59
That guy's pretty ugly, huh?
► 01:38:01
Oh, he's rough looking, yeah.
► 01:38:02
But he's our resident autist.
► 01:38:05
That was really mean.
► 01:38:05
I can't believe I said that.
► 01:38:06
No, like a pug, though.
► 01:38:07
Like, you know how a pug is ugly, but it's adorable.
► 01:38:09
I am, I really was just.
► 01:38:11
Oh, yeah.
► 01:38:11
Go back to Elijah.
► 01:38:13
That was a super asshole thing.
► 01:38:15
No, that's not true.
► 01:38:16
Toad is hideous.
► 01:38:17
Listen, listen.
► 01:38:19
Toad is no bullshit.
► 01:38:20
He's a 39-year-old virgin, and he's like the star of our show.
► 01:38:22
An actual virgin.
► 01:38:23
Elijah, do you think you can get Toad laid?
► 01:38:26
I think we could bring him on this show and we could auction him.
► 01:38:29
So I can't make you zoom on this.
► 01:38:32
Well, you can put it in front of that camera, right?
► 01:38:33
I mean, you can kind of see.
► 01:38:34
I have short arms.
► 01:38:34
You're going to want to have Toad on this show eventually, Elijah.
► 01:38:37
Because he's a superstar in the making.
► 01:38:39
It's not.
► 01:38:39
It's not fair.
► 01:38:40
Focus.
► 01:38:41
Okay, grab the little ring, yeah, and so focus it.
► 01:38:47
This is very other way.
► 01:38:49
All right, here we go.
► 01:38:51
And there you go.
► 01:38:51
That's Raven.
► 01:38:52
That's aka David.
► 01:38:53
That's actually my dad.
► 01:38:54
That's his actual dick drawn by Top.
► 01:38:56
They then became business partners after he won this competition.
► 01:38:59
I shit you not.
► 01:39:00
This is how they came together.
► 01:39:01
It's the craziest story ever.
► 01:39:02
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
► 01:39:03
A little more, a little more.
► 01:39:04
He's a little blurry.
► 01:39:04
He's a little blurry.
► 01:39:05
Yeah, keep going.
► 01:39:05
Come on, baby boy.
► 01:39:06
The other way, other way, other way.
► 01:39:08
Boom.
► 01:39:09
Other way?
► 01:39:09
Anyway, listen, Elijah, you're definitely going to want to have Toad on the show soon, man.
► 01:39:12
Can you pass this down, Elijah?
► 01:39:13
He submitted his application to be on Love on the Spectrum, and he's a shoe-in.
► 01:39:18
This guy's going to be a fucking superstar.
► 01:39:19
100%.
► 01:39:20
Oh, yeah, 100%.
► 01:39:21
Yeah.
► 01:39:23
If he's not too autistic to have actually submitted the application properly, we're still not sure that he did.
► 01:39:30
His application was, when he submitted to them, he says, I won costume of the year at my job for Halloween.
► 01:39:36
Yes, exactly.
► 01:39:36
The years.
► 01:39:37
Hey, someone's waiting real fast.
► 01:39:38
Someone said, they sure do love talking about male genitalia.
► 01:39:40
Have you ever seen Tower Gang?
► 01:39:41
I'm sorry.
► 01:39:42
Do you know who these guys are?
► 01:39:43
This is newsflash.
► 01:39:44
Their show is called Tower Gang, and the Tower is literally a male genitalia.
► 01:39:49
No, it's about the Twin Towers.
► 01:39:51
It's about 9-11.
► 01:39:52
But it's a 9-11, remember?
► 01:39:54
Both things you don't want to be involved in.
► 01:39:56
You know what I mean?
► 01:39:56
So it's kind of irrelevant.
► 01:39:58
It's just, don't get me involved in that.
► 01:39:59
But here's the one tower or the two towers.
► 01:40:01
I'm not trying to get involved in either.
► 01:40:03
Here's the thing about Toad.
► 01:40:04
He's 39.
► 01:40:04
He's a virgin.
► 01:40:07
He's also the most compelling human being that's ever walked the face of the earth.
► 01:40:10
He's fascinating to love.
► 01:40:11
I love that man.
► 01:40:11
And I mean that sincerely.
► 01:40:13
He's literally built backwards.
► 01:40:14
His body is fucking backwards.
► 01:40:16
Where's his at?
► 01:40:16
What's his handle?
► 01:40:17
Who knows?
► 01:40:18
Tower Gang shows up.
► 01:40:18
I blocked him years ago.
► 01:40:19
I blocked him years ago.
► 01:40:20
Really?
► 01:40:22
Did you know that Jimmy Carter was an Atlanta Briefs fan?
► 01:40:25
That's pretty wagon.
► 01:40:26
Pretty cool.
► 01:40:26
Well, into his 90s, he went to these games.
► 01:40:28
Do you know that Jimmy Carl was responsible for the Atlanta Olympics bombing?
► 01:40:32
Really?
► 01:40:32
Yeah.
► 01:40:33
Also, the Boston bombing.
► 01:40:35
I believe it.
► 01:40:35
Why do I feel like I've just seen some pictures of Toad in his underwear?
► 01:40:39
So here's the thing about Toad.
► 01:40:41
So he submits to Love on the Spectrum, right?
► 01:40:43
And his application, I shit you not, he doesn't fill out the app.
► 01:40:46
He just sends them a fucking cold email, and in it, he includes photos of himself.
► 01:40:52
And he says to them, I have won the Halloween costume at my work four out of the last 11 years.
► 01:40:58
He's worked the same fucking miserable job in Halloween.
► 01:41:00
Elijah, I sent him a lot of time.
► 01:41:01
He's totally suicidal.
► 01:41:02
He's totally suicidal.
► 01:41:03
And he sends them photos of himself dressed in these Halloween.
► 01:41:07
By the way, this is the guy that they make judge the cocks when they come in.
► 01:41:11
Yeah.
► 01:41:11
This guy is the guy who's on a scale from zero to scrum diddly umptious.
► 01:41:14
And this dude's never fucked in his life.
► 01:41:16
He's just the greatest person ever.
► 01:41:18
He really is.
► 01:41:19
I know it doesn't add up that I end with that.
► 01:41:21
Oh, there we go.
► 01:41:22
Wait, is it Mike?
► 01:41:22
You share it with me, Mike?
► 01:41:23
Okay, I got it here.
► 01:41:24
Let me see if I can bring this up.
► 01:41:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:41:26
So, like, this is what I meant.
► 01:41:28
Check it out.
► 01:41:28
This is like on my feed.
► 01:41:30
Yeah.
► 01:41:30
He's like, this is on my feed.
► 01:41:32
This is fucking up my timeline.
► 01:41:34
So, look, and I didn't mean that he was born, you know, but I mean, nothing.
► 01:41:37
No, you could tell he's disabled.
► 01:41:39
There's something wrong.
► 01:41:39
He's got Noonan's disease, which is a very rare.
► 01:41:42
Yeah.
► 01:41:43
What?
► 01:41:44
Yeah, he's a Nooner for real.
► 01:41:45
Yeah.
► 01:41:46
I don't know what that is.
► 01:41:47
I had just seen that picture of him in his underwear or something like drunk or something.
► 01:41:51
But isn't there something about him that's beautiful?
► 01:41:53
Yeah, his soul.
► 01:41:54
Yeah.
► 01:41:55
Yeah, I would say that's true.
► 01:41:56
I'd say that's the ugliest part of it.
► 01:41:58
He also has a terrible gambling addiction.
► 01:42:00
Oh, that's true.
► 01:42:02
A terrible gambling game.
► 01:42:03
No, no, so he's a computer.
► 01:42:05
He's rich.
► 01:42:06
Hold on, hold up.
► 01:42:07
Toad's rich.
► 01:42:08
Okay, Malcolm.
► 01:42:08
No, he's not.
► 01:42:09
He's not.
► 01:42:09
He's not.
► 01:42:11
He calls himself like a fucking computer engineer.
► 01:42:12
He's rich.
► 01:42:13
He had a bank account with like $70,000 in it, lost access to it, and said, whatever.
► 01:42:17
Yo, look, trust me.
► 01:42:19
That's incredible.
► 01:42:19
If someone who's actually rich, that doesn't make you rich.
► 01:42:21
$70,000 is a business.
► 01:42:22
If you misplace $70,000, you ain't rich, bro.
► 01:42:25
That just means you're doing all right.
► 01:42:26
He's got no kids.
► 01:42:27
He's got me retarded because rich people don't misplace their money.
► 01:42:29
That's true, too.
► 01:42:30
Yeah, you waste it.
► 01:42:31
So he's like this computer engineer figure, right?
► 01:42:33
He's got a 150 IQ.
► 01:42:35
He claims he seems retarded.
► 01:42:37
Anyways, so he's a computer engineer, but like we ask him to do anything for the show and he goes and he can't do it.
► 01:42:42
So it's like, I don't even necessarily believe that.
► 01:42:45
Then on top of that, he's done three.
► 01:42:47
This is no bullshit.
► 01:42:48
He's done like 300 and what was it, 400, 500?
► 01:42:52
Please, can we pull up his page?
► 01:42:54
Yeah.
► 01:42:54
300, 400.
► 01:42:55
Give me a second here.
► 01:42:56
Episodes of Better Off Dead.
► 01:42:58
Oh, yeah, yeah, to seven viewers each time.
► 01:42:59
Yeah, it's insane.
► 01:43:00
So he's got under 300 subscribers on YouTube, and he's done like fucking thousands of, and these episodes are an hour each.
► 01:43:08
Better off dead.
► 01:43:09
B-E-T-T-O-R Off Dead.
► 01:43:11
Guys, go subscribe to Better Off Dead.
► 01:43:12
Do you want to lose?
► 01:43:13
Honestly, if you like a little bad, I mean, look, no, Toad crushes.
► 01:43:16
Don't feel bad.
► 01:43:17
No, but look, go to my screen.
► 01:43:18
So here's Toad.
► 01:43:19
Fuck yeah.
► 01:43:20
And it's and I and he follows our page.
► 01:43:21
We'll follow him back.
► 01:43:22
He fucking loves you, dude.
► 01:43:24
Well, Toad, you're welcome to come back on the show.
► 01:43:26
Ah, dude.
► 01:43:27
You know how fun this would be to have Toad on?
► 01:43:29
Huge mistake, but I'm done.
► 01:43:30
You should have Toad on.
► 01:43:31
You should have Toad on.
► 01:43:32
This is your invite to come on the.
► 01:43:34
What if Elijah and Toad became like fucking bastards?
► 01:43:38
Like, I would consider doing a special segment like once a week on like censored only with Toad.
► 01:43:42
They call it Times of Toad.
► 01:43:43
It's just like he lives in Boston.
► 01:43:45
He ain't never leaving.
► 01:43:46
Oh, that's true, too.
► 01:43:47
But I would pay good money to watch that show.
► 01:43:49
I would pay good money to co-host on a show if he's not in person.
► 01:43:52
He's just not in person.
► 01:43:52
Yeah, the show's not in person.
► 01:43:54
But this is how important.
► 01:43:55
He's destroyed my entire view.
► 01:43:57
This is how important he is, though, that we cannot do the show done.
► 01:44:01
He's very important.
► 01:44:01
Yeah, he's integral.
► 01:44:02
Yeah.
► 01:44:03
So this is the Tower Gang pod here, right here.
► 01:44:05
Yeah.
► 01:44:06
And that's that.
► 01:44:07
So that's Tower Gang.
► 01:44:08
And then you go back here, and that's Toad.
► 01:44:10
Toad.
► 01:44:11
By the way, Toad's PFP is him imitating myself.
► 01:44:15
Yes, it's him.
► 01:44:17
Yes.
► 01:44:17
Yes.
► 01:44:18
It's fucking incredible.
► 01:44:20
It's incredible.
► 01:44:21
You can pull up Clint's.
► 01:44:21
I mean, take it off.
► 01:44:24
He crushed it, too.
► 01:44:25
It looks just like me.
► 01:44:26
What a beautiful man.
► 01:44:27
I feel like any time you click, if you type in just like Clint, it's just like... Clint?
► 01:44:33
Yeah, but nobody's like, it'll suggest it would be like Clint, Clint, like, fuck Paige or something.
► 01:44:38
It's always like these models and shit on X. Like, if you type in a girl's name, just go dive in like Lucy.
► 01:44:43
It's like Lucy's big ass or whatever.
► 01:44:46
Yeah, it's like the first thing that pops up is just like porn stars on X.
► 01:44:49
And it's like, I think it's because it's based on size of a count or something.
► 01:44:51
I think it's probably based off of your search history.
► 01:44:53
No, no, no.
► 01:44:55
No, because just girls' names.
► 01:44:57
Like, it's not like, meaning like, it's not like.
► 01:44:59
He's like, it's not my search history.
► 01:45:00
I'm not searching any girls' names.
► 01:45:02
Correct.
► 01:45:02
No, no.
► 01:45:02
It's just like girls.
► 01:45:03
Show us your timeline, right?
► 01:45:04
Just get out of your mind.
► 01:45:05
It's just girls' names that would be like generic porn star names.
► 01:45:09
It's not if you typed in like my wife's name, like Kezi or something, you're not going to get like porn stars.
► 01:45:13
It's like Lucy.
► 01:45:14
She stocks your wife.
► 01:45:15
What's wrong with you?
► 01:45:16
Comes on the show.
► 01:45:17
She's worse than me.
► 01:45:19
Oh, that's cool.
► 01:45:21
My mind's great.
► 01:45:21
She's like, there's some little nigga kids trying to be a bullyard kid today.
► 01:45:26
I thought we were going to talk about docs.
► 01:45:28
Yeah, we're going to talk about docs.
► 01:45:28
See your wife?
► 01:45:30
Yeah, but no, Kez is.
► 01:45:31
See your wife?
► 01:45:32
No, because you can say that in Australia.
► 01:45:33
You know what I mean?
► 01:45:34
That's not a weird thing to say.
► 01:45:35
What's that?
► 01:45:36
The N-word.
► 01:45:37
No one cares about that.
► 01:45:37
Oh, that's cool.
► 01:45:38
Can you call an Aboriginal that?
► 01:45:40
Well, you'll die.
► 01:45:41
But, you know, a guy just got stabbed to death in Sydney.
► 01:45:44
He told an Aboriginal not to litter and he killed him.
► 01:45:46
Oh.
► 01:45:47
Hey, don't litter.
► 01:45:49
No, we're on a rama.
► 01:45:50
All land, all land.
► 01:45:51
We are giving this land back to the lives.
► 01:45:54
So they don't like that.
► 01:45:55
We are giving this land.
► 01:45:57
And they took their land from us.
► 01:45:59
And did you know that King, the King of the Abbas?
► 01:46:04
The Duke of Edinburgh, who died recently, right?
► 01:46:07
The Duke of Edinburgh that died, who was like the queen's husband.
► 01:46:11
Jimmy Carter.
► 01:46:12
Yeah, so the Duke of Edinburgh, bro.
► 01:46:14
It was the best thing is he's, you know, they labeled him as being racist because he went back to Australia like several decades ago and was like, met the Aboriginal king leader there.
► 01:46:23
And he was like, are you guys still throwing spears at each other?
► 01:46:27
And I guess like the first thing he asked.
► 01:46:28
Damn, I don't know what that.
► 01:46:29
And they actually are.
► 01:46:31
I don't know if you just saw, but they are still throwing spears at each other.
► 01:46:33
Just the other day, we showed on here, the police were trying to stop them.
► 01:46:37
They were spearing each other in the legs.
► 01:46:38
And they still spear each other.
► 01:46:39
Why not let them?
► 01:46:42
I don't understand why.
► 01:46:43
Why would you interfere with that?
► 01:46:44
Bro, Australians are cocked.
► 01:46:45
Just like, like, white people need to just figure out the black crime problem.
► 01:46:48
We could.
► 01:46:48
Yeah, I don't go to Chicago and be like, please stop killing each other.
► 01:46:51
Look all right here.
► 01:46:52
We figured out like what Abbos are.
► 01:46:53
And honestly, it's crazy.
► 01:46:54
They're pre-Adamites, baby.
► 01:46:56
Not even human beings.
► 01:46:58
God made Adam.
► 01:47:00
God made Adam, but there was apparently people on the planet before.
► 01:47:04
You go to prison for saying that in Australia.
► 01:47:06
Look up pre-Adamite.
► 01:47:07
Oh, yeah, you'll go to prison.
► 01:47:08
Pre-Adamite men.
► 01:47:09
And he comes up with the police issues for the way I talk on the show.
► 01:47:13
Well, I know they come from North India.
► 01:47:15
No, dude.
► 01:47:15
No.
► 01:47:16
They're here before Adam, before the first man.
► 01:47:18
God created man.
► 01:47:19
But before that, the pre-Adamite men are listed as Aboriginal people.
► 01:47:23
And they have pictures of them.
► 01:47:24
Fucking crazy.
► 01:47:25
There's books on them.
► 01:47:25
They're not people.
► 01:47:27
They're not even people.
► 01:47:27
Go to pre-Adamites.
► 01:47:29
Yeah.
► 01:47:30
You'll see pictures.
► 01:47:30
He doesn't want you to know that, but you can kill all the Abbas in your.
► 01:47:34
Oh, my gosh.
► 01:47:35
Pre-Adamites.
► 01:47:36
You got it?
► 01:47:37
Do you have the image?
► 01:47:37
It's fucking blew his mind right now.
► 01:47:39
Go to Nephilim Desquad, baby.
► 01:47:41
This is what we do.
► 01:47:43
We blow the lid off of shit like this on Nephilim Desquad.
► 01:47:46
So the first are at the bottom.
► 01:47:49
Australian right there.
► 01:47:50
Look at that.
► 01:47:50
So you know when people like challenge, and I know since I'm around Christians.
► 01:47:54
There he goes.
► 01:47:55
There he goes.
► 01:47:56
Yo, see?
► 01:47:57
Yo, people always say, yo, where's the missing link, right?
► 01:48:00
Aboriginals are the missing link.
► 01:48:02
Oh, yeah.
► 01:48:02
He grows up there.
► 01:48:03
Yeah, I mean, mongoloids.
► 01:48:05
Yeah.
► 01:48:05
Mongoloids.
► 01:48:06
That's a great question.
► 01:48:07
Wait, didn't I just tell you that Chinese are considered brown?
► 01:48:09
Was that you?
► 01:48:10
Yeah.
► 01:48:10
Yeah.
► 01:48:10
I was like, he's like, you're talking about there's a difference between Koreans, Japanese, and Chinese.
► 01:48:15
The Japanese and the Koreans, South Koreans are like, they're pretty advanced.
► 01:48:19
I would consider them white adjacent, right?
► 01:48:21
They're yellow, but the Chinese are.
► 01:48:23
I've worked in South Korea and it was like being in a Western country.
► 01:48:26
You didn't feel like you were in an Asia.
► 01:48:28
You feel like they were crowded and they didn't understand personal space, but they still had.
► 01:48:33
So you knew you were in a different culture, but overall, they were quiet.
► 01:48:36
They respected each other.
► 01:48:37
The clubs were normal.
► 01:48:38
It was very Western, right?
► 01:48:39
Same with Japan, too.
► 01:48:40
But it's like when I worked in China, you were not in the West.
► 01:48:44
You know what I mean?
► 01:48:44
Like, people were farting a lot in public.
► 01:48:46
Oh, really?
► 01:48:47
Yeah, they fart a lot.
► 01:48:47
They're disgusting people.
► 01:48:48
Yeah.
► 01:48:49
They're very gross people, even if the cities are cleaner and better.
► 01:48:52
Like, Shanghai is definitely better than most any American city I've ever been to, but the people are farting.
► 01:48:57
So what do you do?
► 01:48:58
Right.
► 01:48:59
Better than street shitting.
► 01:49:00
Why do they fart so much?
► 01:49:02
They fart on planes, too.
► 01:49:03
There's a dietary thing.
► 01:49:04
When I was headed to work, I took a flight with, of course, it's crazy that there was all Chinese people on a flight to China.
► 01:49:09
But yeah, and they just fucking Chinese people.
► 01:49:13
You put all these Greek units.
► 01:49:15
You don't know.
► 01:49:15
I don't need a different plane.
► 01:49:17
There's a motherfucking goose on this motherfucking plane.
► 01:49:20
And the worst part is when they fart, they make noise.
► 01:49:21
Like, oh, young.
► 01:49:22
Like, you know what I mean?
► 01:49:23
No, they don't.
► 01:49:24
They don't do that.
► 01:49:25
Don't fucking lie to us.
► 01:49:31
Do they find farts funny?
► 01:49:37
Does anybody laugh when they fart?
► 01:49:40
No, what does it sound like when they fart?
► 01:49:42
Do they have big American cheeks?
► 01:49:44
I was telling you.
► 01:49:44
It's a subtle gas.
► 01:49:45
Tweet.
► 01:49:46
You know what I mean?
► 01:49:48
I was telling David.
► 01:49:49
We can do this shit on Chinese people all day long.
► 01:49:51
And David did a viral tweet, and he said it like black Twitter ablaze.
► 01:49:56
It was a bad.
► 01:49:56
But I was like, to really impress me, you would have to do this and get the same reaction from the Chinese people.
► 01:50:02
Yeah, that's a that's a level.
► 01:50:03
And I don't think you can.
► 01:50:04
I don't think you can rile them up in this sort of way.
► 01:50:06
No, because Chinese aren't reactive like blacks are.
► 01:50:09
Are they a little more coward?
► 01:50:10
Because the Chinese are working 16 hours a day and they ain't got a bad day.
► 01:50:12
They're too busy.
► 01:50:12
Yeah, they're too busy.
► 01:50:13
Hold on.
► 01:50:13
We got to fucking lay the story out.
► 01:50:16
David, please tell us.
► 01:50:17
Okay, so all that happens is I talked to my son one day.
► 01:50:19
What would the top do?
► 01:50:20
What would you do?
► 01:50:20
No, no, no.
► 01:50:21
All right.
► 01:50:22
I pick up my son from school, and every day he tells me that he has a good day.
► 01:50:25
And that's really nice to hear.
► 01:50:26
So I start asking him, I'm going a little bit deeper.
► 01:50:28
I'm like, tell me about your friends, yada, yada.
► 01:50:30
And he goes, well, I have two good friends, and the rest of the people are kind of, you know, a little bit rude, and they fucking, you know, they're mean.
► 01:50:36
And I go, tell me about these other people.
► 01:50:37
And I have my suspicions about the nature of these other kids, but I don't want to poison the well.
► 01:50:43
So I start asking my son questions without trying to lead him.
► 01:50:46
I go, tell me about these other kids.
► 01:50:48
What are their names?
► 01:50:50
And he goes, you know, something to the effect of like, Jamal.
► 01:50:54
And I don't want to lead him.
► 01:50:55
So I go, oh, Jamal's like a white kid, right?
► 01:50:58
And he goes, no, he's black.
► 01:51:00
And I go, that's fine.
► 01:51:00
That's fine.
► 01:51:02
But you allow your kids to go to school with black children.
► 01:51:04
Unfortunately, that's exactly what I said.
► 01:51:06
I know, I know, I know.
► 01:51:06
It builds character.
► 01:51:08
It builds character.
► 01:51:08
I'm not putting them around that.
► 01:51:09
So he goes on the list of the rest of the names.
► 01:51:11
I'm like, you know, tell me some more names.
► 01:51:12
He's like, Dequil.
► 01:51:13
And I go, Dequil.
► 01:51:15
Okay.
► 01:51:15
Daquil is that medicine?
► 01:51:17
Dequil.
► 01:51:17
So I go, so I go, Day Quill, that's like a Spanish kid, right?
► 01:51:22
He goes, no, no, no, that's black.
► 01:51:23
And so we go back and forth like this for a while.
► 01:51:25
And eventually my kid has an epiphany right before my eyes.
► 01:51:27
And he goes, you know, all the mean kids are black.
► 01:51:29
And I go, yeah, that's kind of just how it is, but it's fine.
► 01:51:33
So I go on Twitter and I just make this really simple post.
► 01:51:36
I go, ask my kids some questions about the kids that are mean to him.
► 01:51:40
Turns out they're all black.
► 01:51:41
Jamal, Dayquil, et cetera, right?
► 01:51:44
This goes fucking viral to the tune of 20 million.
► 01:51:48
Yeah, do you see?
► 01:51:49
How much is it?
► 01:51:50
I can't even see it.
► 01:51:50
What is it down there?
► 01:51:51
15 million.
► 01:51:52
No, that's the white people one.
► 01:51:55
Where's the black people?
► 01:51:56
No, that is.
► 01:51:56
I just don't have.
► 01:51:57
It was 15 million impressions.
► 01:51:58
No, it did a lot more.
► 01:52:00
When it ended, it was at 20 million.
► 01:52:02
Why?
► 01:52:02
Okay, okay.
► 01:52:03
Okay.
► 01:52:06
So, okay, okay.
► 01:52:07
Long story short, what ends up happening is it goes viral on black Twitter.
► 01:52:10
They get very upset about it.
► 01:52:12
And overreacting?
► 01:52:14
Who would have thought, man?
► 01:52:14
And it's like, you know, basically I'm saying, like, oh, black people have a proclivity for violence.
► 01:52:18
And black people are like, how fucking dare you?
► 01:52:19
We'll kill you.
► 01:52:20
So what they end up doing is they dox me.
► 01:52:22
And then they flood my DMs with pictures of dead white babies.
► 01:52:26
And they tell me that they hope that my kid dies and all this really extra fun stuff.
► 01:52:30
But it doesn't stop there.
► 01:52:31
Black people are.
► 01:52:32
You said black people are mean?
► 01:52:33
How dare you?
► 01:52:34
Act like animals.
► 01:52:35
What do they always do?
► 01:52:35
They go, you made a comment about black people acting unreasonable, and then they start trying to threaten to kill you.
► 01:52:39
Yes.
► 01:52:40
This is what they do.
► 01:52:40
They get together and they're like insane.
► 01:52:42
It's insane.
► 01:52:43
It's like they say the hornet's nest is Jews.
► 01:52:45
It's actually the blacks.
► 01:52:46
It's the blacks.
► 01:52:47
Yeah.
► 01:52:47
They're very reactive.
► 01:52:48
You should have replied with just photos of Planned Parenthood.
► 01:52:51
Dude, let me tell you.
► 01:52:52
What I went in, I went to pictures of you with your dad or something.
► 01:52:54
That would make him jealous.
► 01:52:55
No, that's what I said.
► 01:52:55
I said the blacks really don't like it when a father talks about his kid.
► 01:52:58
But I ended up getting, it got really bad to the point where they called CPS on me.
► 01:53:04
They actually.
► 01:53:05
It's not a joke, by the way.
► 01:53:06
This is not a joke at all.
► 01:53:07
They found my kid's school.
► 01:53:08
After doxing me, they actually exposed my ex-girlfriend's phone number, which I think is really funny because they're going to call her up and say, hey, that guy that you dated like 15 years ago is now the most racist man in the world.
► 01:53:17
What was that fucking ad that you read just before?
► 01:53:20
Oh, I literally took that down.
► 01:53:21
Aura?
► 01:53:22
It was HIV medication.
► 01:53:25
Yeah, I'm not even shitting you.
► 01:53:27
I took that down.
► 01:53:28
No, literally, fix your information.
► 01:53:30
Yeah, I'm going to have to do that.
► 01:53:31
So shout out to aura.com.
► 01:53:33
Use promo code slightly.
► 01:53:34
So it's a fucking great ad.
► 01:53:38
So long story short, yeah, they call up my son's school.
► 01:53:41
They find my son's school.
► 01:53:42
I'm out at Walmart.
► 01:53:43
I'm shopping.
► 01:53:43
I get a call from the sheriff's department.
► 01:53:45
It says, come down to the school.
► 01:53:46
Make sure dad's there when you come, by the way.
► 01:53:48
And I go, okay, fucking great.
► 01:53:50
So I go down there.
► 01:53:51
They go, yeah, we got calls that you were abusing your kid.
► 01:53:54
The officers did an inspection.
► 01:53:56
The kid has no bruises or anything.
► 01:53:58
He seems like a happy, healthy kid.
► 01:54:00
But we're still going to have to inspect your home.
► 01:54:01
So I'd have a CPS agent come into my home.
► 01:54:03
I, you know, offered him coffee.
► 01:54:05
He looked at my fridge.
► 01:54:06
He found that it was full of food.
► 01:54:07
He looked at my son's room.
► 01:54:08
He found that it was, you know, a nice kid's bedroom.
► 01:54:10
And he ended up leaving.
► 01:54:11
Did he find the K2?
► 01:54:12
He didn't find the K2.
► 01:54:14
Actually, we sat down on the porch and had a nice little K2 sesh, he and I.
► 01:54:16
It was great.
► 01:54:17
kissed and it was it was romantic it was kind of now he's now a huge nephilim dust The CPS guy was just top in a costume role-playing.
► 01:54:25
That was it.
► 01:54:25
It was nice.
► 01:54:26
Like, put your hands on the wall, sir.
► 01:54:27
Scare tactics.
► 01:54:28
It was scared tactics.
► 01:54:29
Dad, dad, dad.
► 01:54:31
I mean, could you imagine?
► 01:54:32
I never imagined in my wildest dreams that claiming that there might be some inherent violence within the black community would end up begetting some level of violence, threats and death threats and pictures of dismembered.
► 01:54:46
Maybe they disproved your thesis.
► 01:54:48
What is that?
► 01:54:48
Oh, yeah, yeah.
► 01:54:49
I no longer think they're violent.
► 01:54:50
Yeah.
► 01:54:50
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:54:51
It's not like they're not.
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You use the enforcement arm of the state to try and ruin your life because you said words.
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Correct, correct.
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Trust me.
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They would never do that.
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That's good.
► 01:54:59
The last time I had the blacks, I was at least in Australia, so they couldn't figure it out.
► 01:55:03
But they were docks in my old house.
► 01:55:05
Hold on.
► 01:55:06
Are there blacks in Australia that aren't Aboriginals?
► 01:55:08
In Sudan, they commit almost 80% of the crime.
► 01:55:10
Yeah.
► 01:55:11
They're the Sudanese down in Melbourne.
► 01:55:13
And I caught Sudan.
► 01:55:14
Why don't they support them?
► 01:55:16
Because it's rude.
► 01:55:17
Right.
► 01:55:18
Insensitive.
► 01:55:19
No, it's like Australia didn't have knife crime until they imported black people.
► 01:55:22
Right.
► 01:55:23
They didn't have.
► 01:55:23
Because Aboriginals, they were smart.
► 01:55:25
They just tried to genocide them.
► 01:55:26
And then what they couldn't finish, they had literally put them in their own communities, right?
► 01:55:30
And so.
► 01:55:31
That's crazy.
► 01:55:31
So like, and just into the 70s, they were planning on poisoning their water wells and murder, genociding them back to like 70.
► 01:55:36
Why couldn't they was the last?
► 01:55:38
Wait, these are the Sudanese?
► 01:55:39
No, no, the last, the last Australian plan to genocide.
► 01:55:42
People think like that, like Australia is like this woke place.
► 01:55:45
And that only started in like 2005.
► 01:55:46
In 1973, they were planning on genociding all of the Aboriginals.
► 01:55:50
They already castrated a lot of them.
► 01:55:51
It's crazy.
► 01:55:52
It's like sick.
► 01:55:53
And they were going to poison the water supply.
► 01:55:55
So the richest guy, the guy who owns all the mines, his daughter is one of the most famous Australians today.
► 01:55:59
And people don't bring it up to her because you don't talk about it.
► 01:56:02
But her dad's plan, she worked with the government to come up with a plan.
► 01:56:04
You can look at this, to poison the water supplies and murder.
► 01:56:07
But you never had to do that because they started drinking gasoline.
► 01:56:10
Were they Jewish?
► 01:56:11
No, Poisoning wells.
► 01:56:13
No, it wasn't wells.
► 01:56:14
Where they got that from?
► 01:56:16
What it is, they use wells.
► 01:56:17
It's fucking like, it's just water supplies, like maybe like the river or like poison the gasoline more.
► 01:56:22
Yeah, I'm like, yeah.
► 01:56:23
They just make the gasoline more potent.
► 01:56:26
No, no, no, but like, you know, it wouldn't be a show about Aboriginals if we didn't play the Rama song, right?
► 01:56:31
Please.
► 01:56:32
Dude, let's do that, but let's also talk about, what is it?
► 01:56:35
Let's also talk about Jimmy Carter.
► 01:56:38
What we play on Tower Gang is the Tranny Abbo song.
► 01:56:41
You know that.
► 01:56:42
My favorite.
► 01:56:45
Is that Tranny Abbo?
► 01:56:46
That's how they talk, though.
► 01:56:50
It's not a joke.
► 01:56:50
Making nobody was disagreeing.
► 01:56:51
Why'd you, yeah?
► 01:56:52
No, because everyone's making fun of it.
► 01:56:54
Like, this is crazy.
► 01:56:54
I'm like, no, but you don't understand.
► 01:56:56
It is a joke.
► 01:56:57
And it's like, it's like, you know, it's not a fucking joke.
► 01:56:59
I mean, that's.
► 01:57:00
That's the point.
► 01:57:00
Did you guys know that in 1979, Jimmy Carter almost got killed by a rabbit?
► 01:57:03
No, fucking, a rabbit?
► 01:57:04
A rabbit, dog.
► 01:57:06
What the fuck?
► 01:57:06
Wait, a rabbit dog?
► 01:57:07
Unbelievable.
► 01:57:08
There's no T on it.
► 01:57:09
A rabbit.
► 01:57:10
Like, okay, so you guys know this, right?
► 01:57:11
So it's like, so there, you know, ABC News, right?
► 01:57:14
I mean, this is what I, this is what I deal with while I'm living there.
► 01:57:16
Yeah.
► 01:57:16
Podcast with history of racially abusing Indigenous Australians.
► 01:57:19
Featured at conference, chaired by Warren, you know, Mundine.
► 01:57:22
And it's like, look at you, look at you.
► 01:57:25
What's the problem?
► 01:57:26
Yeah, yeah, I remember that set.
► 01:57:27
You're like, that's a nice set.
► 01:57:29
But they existed before Adam and Eve.
► 01:57:31
Hey, you really had a glow up there, Elijah.
► 01:57:33
Look at what you're doing now.
► 01:57:34
They couldn't stop you, huh?
► 01:57:34
Yeah, we could.
► 01:57:35
Among the speakers was Elijah Schaefer, an American podcaster living in Australia, who complained to the crowd that politicians spoke in support of Aboriginals or the gay community rather than the Australian community, which actually did do.
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But one of the best things is, I don't know if I can find it here.
► 01:57:48
Let me see.
► 01:57:49
Where's the bag in the hat?
► 01:57:50
Yeah, that's so great.
► 01:57:51
The yes campaign, everything.
► 01:57:52
Take that off the screen real fast.
► 01:57:53
I need to look up real fast.
► 01:57:55
If you had to choose, though, get rid of the Aboriginals or the Jews, which is it?
► 01:58:00
Let me see.
► 01:58:01
I'm looking at Top because he's obsessed with this.
► 01:58:05
Yeah, that's hard.
► 01:58:06
Well, I mean, listen, the Abbos aren't going to retaliate, and it's a lot more fun.
► 01:58:09
How didn't they finish the job the first time?
► 01:58:11
Yeah.
► 01:58:12
What happened there?
► 01:58:12
Seems easy.
► 01:58:13
Lack of commitment.
► 01:58:14
This is the problem with men who don't have conviction.
► 01:58:16
Blinding.
► 01:58:17
Yeah.
► 01:58:17
Yeah, but look, I did.
► 01:58:19
Look.
► 01:58:19
Look, I love it.
► 01:58:20
Elijah Schaefer's speech at CPAC Australia was coded in white nationalist language.
► 01:58:24
I wore a southern plantation suit, which was my favorite part.
► 01:58:28
It was on purpose too, you know what I mean?
► 01:58:31
That's a Miami vice.
► 01:58:32
You fucking cutie pack out of his face.
► 01:58:33
He just finished doing so much fucking cooking.
► 01:58:35
It's pretty cool.
► 01:58:36
Day off the screen real fast.
► 01:58:37
I need to find this.
► 01:58:38
Let me ask you this.
► 01:58:39
In America, would we rather swap out the Abbos for the blacks that we have or keep the blacks that we have?
► 01:58:43
Wait, this is it.
► 01:58:44
Wait, this is it.
► 01:58:45
I had just been living there for like a couple months, and then my father-in-law was like, hey, you're on the news.
► 01:58:52
730 has learned a different speaker at this year's CPAC event has a history of racially abusing Indigenous Australians.
► 01:59:01
What happens to all of these politicians who are quick to say that they support the Aboriginal or the gay community?
► 01:59:07
What about just the Australian community?
► 01:59:09
Elijah Schaefer is an American podcast host.
► 01:59:12
This is crime time.
► 01:59:14
Where does racism begin?
► 01:59:15
Where does it end?
► 01:59:16
Is racism a problem?
► 01:59:17
I know it's a little spicy.
► 01:59:19
He's previously attacked Aboriginal Australians using a racist slur and has said that they are among his, quote, least favorite minorities.
► 01:59:29
That's why you should vote no on the voice.
► 01:59:31
We can't tune off to that.
► 01:59:33
We can't just switch off.
► 01:59:35
We've got to live this.
► 01:59:37
And what does it mean for our most vulnerable, our kids, and those that are doing this?
► 01:59:42
I think we're taught in our rural communities.
► 01:59:45
Our most vulnerable gasoline fucking imbeciles.
► 01:59:50
I think it's very important that people that are running platforms are careful and judicious with who they give a profile to.
► 01:59:58
Last month, Schaefer on his podcast hosted an Australian neo-Nazi who has spread anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about the voice.
► 02:00:06
Mundine tells us members of the Jewish community raised concerns about Schaefer before CPAC, and yet he still has to be able to do that.
► 02:00:15
We went through arguing about that, and then we sat down with some of the Jewish community net.
► 02:00:22
And in the end of the day, it was about Australian Jews.
► 02:00:25
It was about 40%.
► 02:00:27
Mundine says he was unaware of Schaefer's views on Indigenous Australians, which he describes as rubbish.
► 02:00:33
Would you ever have him back at CPAC?
► 02:00:36
Look, we've had those discussions.
► 02:00:38
We're working through that whole process.
► 02:00:41
And you can see what's going to happen next year.
► 02:00:44
But just based on the comments about Indigenous Australians, I've as I said, I talk to everyone, and we'll talk to them, and we'll talk about changing attitudes and changing racist views and stuff like that.
► 02:01:00
And we'll go from there.
► 02:01:03
Yes?
► 02:01:04
Okay.
► 02:01:05
Anyway, the yes vote fell.
► 02:01:07
But I was going to say, you're there for like a few months and you're already, I thought I got away from political persecution.
► 02:01:11
I was like, oh, shit.
► 02:01:12
That's not the case.
► 02:01:13
Can I ask you something, Elijah?
► 02:01:14
Having lived in Australia and in America.
► 02:01:16
That guy abuses his kids.
► 02:01:18
Don't worry about that right now.
► 02:01:20
What I want to know is which one is worse.
► 02:01:23
If we had the opportunity to swap out the blacks in America for the Abbos.
► 02:01:27
What would Jesus do?
► 02:01:28
What would Jesus do?
► 02:01:29
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
► 02:01:31
I want to hear Clint's opinion.
► 02:01:32
Clint knows, but Clint's rich.
► 02:01:33
He's mentioned it three times tonight.
► 02:01:35
Yeah, well, hey.
► 02:01:35
I mean, in fairness, you opened the show with it.
► 02:01:38
Honestly, look, he paid me to be here.
► 02:01:42
As a young wigger myself, someone who had aspirations to be in the NBA that couldn't even dream of sniffing a college slot.
► 02:01:51
I would like to see the African Americans gone because I want to see more people like me in the NBA.
► 02:01:57
And you know, no Aboriginal is taking them slots.
► 02:01:59
That's true.
► 02:02:00
There's no fucking hard Abbos.
► 02:02:02
But see, Clint hasn't actually had experience with Abbos.
► 02:02:04
You have had.
► 02:02:05
I've never been around them.
► 02:02:07
I feel like even though he's lived in Australia, I doubt you've encountered one of them.
► 02:02:11
Oh, I lived in the Aboriginal area.
► 02:02:14
Why did you do that?
► 02:02:15
No, because they put them in the nice...
► 02:02:18
They placed them there?
► 02:02:19
Yes, they insert them into the neighborhoods.
► 02:02:22
And so, you know, sometimes people take big black things and insert them into white things, and it's called black.com.
► 02:02:27
But that's bad in Florida.
► 02:02:28
But Mud Shark.
► 02:02:30
That's one of the websites I'm really upset about.
► 02:02:32
Fucking access.
► 02:02:34
But no, no.
► 02:02:35
I was going to say, so, no.
► 02:02:37
So Aboriginals are like everywhere because they get free housing.
► 02:02:40
So it doesn't, the price of the house is.
► 02:02:41
Was they everywhere?
► 02:02:42
I thought there was like 12 of them.
► 02:02:44
No, they reproduce.
► 02:02:45
They intentionally insert them into the white people.
► 02:02:48
But like, how many are there?
► 02:02:49
Well, there was a group of Aboriginal.
► 02:02:50
They're like, like, it's like, you know, when you see somebody on the street?
► 02:02:53
You know, you see someone on the street like menacing, you're like, oh, it's a black person.
► 02:02:56
And you're like, that's how it is there.
► 02:02:57
Where it's just like, like, the whole neighborhood's peaceful.
► 02:02:59
Like, I lived on a golf course.
► 02:03:00
It's beautiful.
► 02:03:01
Everyone's kind.
► 02:03:02
We live in the middle of the middle.
► 02:03:02
But this isn't something.
► 02:03:03
It's a diversity program.
► 02:03:05
It's worse than that.
► 02:03:06
And then there's just this, it's like this perfect.
► 02:03:09
See, they get paid.
► 02:03:09
It's this perfect serene suburb.
► 02:03:12
And then there's just this one house.
► 02:03:14
Then there's just this one black midget with a fucking machete.
► 02:03:18
No, no, listen.
► 02:03:19
15 Abbos in this one house.
► 02:03:20
That's literally it.
► 02:03:21
We would walk along the opposite side of the street, so we wouldn't walk in front of the house because it looked like a methane.
► 02:03:26
And the woman would smoke crack in front, not the actual crack out of a pookie.
► 02:03:30
They have crack?
► 02:03:30
Oh, yeah.
► 02:03:31
A lot of meth and a lot of crack.
► 02:03:32
A lot of method is a big problem.
► 02:03:33
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:03:34
A lot of people.
► 02:03:34
How did they get it into that prison?
► 02:03:36
Listen, no, listen.
► 02:03:37
And the kids, like one of the kids, he killed the doc.
► 02:03:39
We talked about this on the show back.
► 02:03:40
I was really mad.
► 02:03:42
They would kill the waterfowl for no reason, but to murder them.
► 02:03:45
And on top of that, he threw a fucking rock at me, the kid.
► 02:03:48
And so I called him a bloody fucking Abbo.
► 02:03:50
I said I'd fucking behead him.
► 02:03:51
And then he was like, this is my lad.
► 02:03:52
I said, you shut the fuck up.
► 02:03:53
You do the fucking little Abbo, bitch.
► 02:03:55
I'll fucking kill you.
► 02:03:56
You'll fucking come to my house and look at it.
► 02:03:58
He's really pointing at Top the Lot.
► 02:04:01
No, but I would talk to him.
► 02:04:02
I go, you fucking country.
► 02:04:03
I'm not a fucking competitive.
► 02:04:04
I'm not from here.
► 02:04:06
You know?
► 02:04:07
No, but it's like, I'm not, I don't know your land grabs and shit.
► 02:04:09
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
► 02:04:10
He's not your doorland, bitch.
► 02:04:11
Get the fuck out of here.
► 02:04:13
Oh, yeah.
► 02:04:13
Well, you think you're real tough.
► 02:04:14
Yeah, bitch.
► 02:04:14
Try me, Con.
► 02:04:15
Try me.
► 02:04:16
Okay, so it's safe to say Elijah would take the blacks we have.
► 02:04:20
No, no, because he also has.
► 02:04:23
I did not fucking say that.
► 02:04:24
Because I would never even speak to an American black, let alone like that, because you'd get killed.
► 02:04:29
Right, Are the Abbos as violent?
► 02:04:31
No, well, they don't have guns, which is like, which is a big thing.
► 02:04:34
So it's like, I could dodge a spear, but a bullet's a little harder.
► 02:04:36
You know what I mean?
► 02:04:36
Right.
► 02:04:37
You know what I mean?
► 02:04:37
Like, it's like Aboriginals, it's like just a little bit like lateral movement is all you need.
► 02:04:42
Yeah, and they're drunk, so their aim's not.
► 02:04:44
Is it drunk if it's gasoline?
► 02:04:47
Like, intoxicated.
► 02:04:50
Yeah, it's hot.
► 02:04:50
Yeah, it's hot official.
► 02:04:51
Play that on ABC News.
► 02:04:54
I love that that guy, he took this clip and he highlighted all the terrible things you had said, Elijah.
► 02:04:59
And in this show alone, you have upped yourself.
► 02:05:02
You have outdone yourself substantially since those days.
► 02:05:04
You've really grown.
► 02:05:05
I actually had done worse than that before that.
► 02:05:07
He just didn't do their research like everyone does.
► 02:05:10
So let me do the, I just want to play with you guys here.
► 02:05:13
Yeah, go ahead.
► 02:05:14
Yeah, just let me say real quick.
► 02:05:15
Look, African Americans have contributed some things that I've really enjoyed in my life.
► 02:05:19
Crime.
► 02:05:20
Yeah, you're a big fan of black culture.
► 02:05:22
No, no, I'm being totally serious.
► 02:05:24
Chris Brown.
► 02:05:25
Yeah.
► 02:05:26
Incredible dancer.
► 02:05:27
Crushing.
► 02:05:28
What about when I was growing up in Bill Cosby?
► 02:05:30
America's Dead.
► 02:05:31
You're talking about.
► 02:05:31
Yeah, that's a good example.
► 02:05:32
You're talking about.
► 02:05:33
What about Michael Jackson?
► 02:05:34
Michael Jackson.
► 02:05:35
Michael Jackson.
► 02:05:35
Don't flick into yourself.
► 02:05:37
Put some respect on him.
► 02:05:37
R. Kelly?
► 02:05:38
R. Kelly.
► 02:05:40
Have you ever seen the Trapped in the Closet series?
► 02:05:41
Him and Jimmy Carter raped me when I was pitching in the closet.
► 02:05:45
Look, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
► 02:05:48
I'm just saying, I have an entire handful, including Tech Nine, of black African Americans that have really impacted my life in a positive way.
► 02:05:55
And they've done nothing wrong ever.
► 02:05:57
Right.
► 02:05:58
Now, agreed.
► 02:05:59
Give me one positive thing an Aboriginal has ever contributed.
► 02:06:03
They don't.
► 02:06:04
Oh, that's actually hard.
► 02:06:04
If I was genuinely trying to think about it.
► 02:06:06
I do very much.
► 02:06:07
Yeah.
► 02:06:07
I close my eyes.
► 02:06:08
But is that because of black people in America or is it because of America?
► 02:06:12
Let me start a beef here real fast.
► 02:06:13
Go ahead.
► 02:06:14
Someone in the comments said, Yeah, this is the Elijah that Top and Raven told us stories about.
► 02:06:20
Yes.
► 02:06:21
What did we say about that?
► 02:06:22
We talked about how Elijah got drunk and talked like an Abbo for three hours.
► 02:06:25
I still have his shirt.
► 02:06:26
Yeah.
► 02:06:26
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
► 02:06:27
That's right.
► 02:06:28
That's right.
► 02:06:28
I forgot to bring it.
► 02:06:29
Yeah, yeah, we told him.
► 02:06:30
It was incredible.
► 02:06:31
I'd never seen anything like it.
► 02:06:33
This guy is fucking versatile as shit.
► 02:06:35
No, no, no.
► 02:06:36
So this nigga's a fucking land-to-sea vehicle.
► 02:06:39
He was, Elijah, you were quite inebriated.
► 02:06:41
Yeah.
► 02:06:41
And there was a point at the end of the night where I'm like, like, I'm looking at you and you're just like speaking in ABBO.
► 02:06:47
Yeah.
► 02:06:47
And then Mike, the producer, goes, hey, it's time to wrap this up.
► 02:06:51
I think it's time to go.
► 02:06:51
He's done this before.
► 02:06:52
He did this.
► 02:06:52
He stood up and he went, let's fucking, let's go.
► 02:06:54
Let's end this shit.
► 02:06:55
Let's go.
► 02:06:56
And we were like, oh, okay.
► 02:06:57
Dude, how about like our election stream?
► 02:06:59
Like, we had like, we had like, we'd like real journalist.
► 02:07:01
We had like a Matt Gates comms director on.
► 02:07:04
And somehow we like thought about inviting the nigga girl on.
► 02:07:07
And she's the Lily Gaddis.
► 02:07:10
Yeah, she's on Censored now.
► 02:07:11
And so like, we like did a really bad guest cohesion.
► 02:07:15
So we had Matt Gates comm director and then like a girl that just says the N-word and like, you know, and it really went so she's really got staying power in this.
► 02:07:24
It went so poorly that we had, we had guests like walk out and like leave the room.
► 02:07:28
Yeah.
► 02:07:28
It was, it was, and like, and we had to take the entire show off the internet.
► 02:07:31
And there was things said in there that were like so bad.
► 02:07:34
And then like, and then I'm like, and then I'm like, oh, like, why?
► 02:07:37
Lily, I told you not to say the N-word on the show.
► 02:07:38
We have important people.
► 02:07:39
And we found out the whole time Earl Gray was telling her.
► 02:07:41
It was important niggas on this show.
► 02:07:43
My supporter in chief, my website was telling her the whole time he was trolling me, going, hey, you know what?
► 02:07:47
I just said it's cool to say.
► 02:07:48
Just say it on the show.
► 02:07:50
Say it.
► 02:07:50
And he would tell her, say it.
► 02:07:52
She broke, she broke my, I don't know what she went in there and knocked over my computer screen and broke it.
► 02:07:58
But I don't mind because it was just out of retaliation.
► 02:08:00
No, no, no.
► 02:08:01
Being drunk.
► 02:08:02
And then I was like, I like go on.
► 02:08:04
She's like on a show.
► 02:08:04
She's like in there on a show.
► 02:08:05
And I'm like, hey, let me go on with you.
► 02:08:06
And then she's like, immediately just like Sig Hiles.
► 02:08:08
And I'm like, all right, we got to.
► 02:08:10
To me, that chick's friends.
► 02:08:12
To me, that chick's the same as the Huck 2 broad.
► 02:08:14
Yeah.
► 02:08:14
Just shut down.
► 02:08:15
Real staying power.
► 02:08:16
Oh.
► 02:08:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:08:17
She went into your office and did a show.
► 02:08:20
Is that what you just said?
► 02:08:21
Is that the girl you hired?
► 02:08:23
No, no, no, I hired her.
► 02:08:26
Dude, it's crazy.
► 02:08:27
I literally hired an Aryan queen, but she's not going to be working in the office because I have a no woman in the office policy.
► 02:08:31
She's smart.
► 02:08:32
But I'll work with women remotely.
► 02:08:33
They can work remote, but not with me.
► 02:08:34
You know what I mean?
► 02:08:36
I was interested in Dangerous Retards being signed to censored.tv.
► 02:08:40
Now that I know that they hired a woman, I think I'm out.
► 02:08:42
Very off-putting.
► 02:08:44
Big bad taste.
► 02:08:45
Why don't you guys hire a woman?
► 02:08:46
No, no, no, no.
► 02:08:47
I'm saying, women shouldn't be insired to censor.tv.
► 02:08:50
I just, now that you've signed, like, you guys signed a woman, I just, yeah.
► 02:08:54
To be completely.
► 02:08:54
Okay, so let me tell you two things here.
► 02:08:56
Number one, I did not sign up using you.
► 02:08:58
I did not sign a woman.
► 02:08:58
No, no, not you.
► 02:08:59
I think you had someone.
► 02:09:00
Exactly.
► 02:09:02
It's going to be like, you know, in her butt or something.
► 02:09:04
Sign it.
► 02:09:05
Oh, like with a Sharpie.
► 02:09:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:09:06
But I'm like, I will sign women, but I will not.
► 02:09:09
I will not.
► 02:09:09
But I will not sign.
► 02:09:10
No, no, no.
► 02:09:11
But also, I think it's very clear.
► 02:09:13
Also, in my case, with giving the woman a job, it's because she got fired for being a Christian by a Jew.
► 02:09:19
And so I made sure that that is somebody that I'm like, I need to retaliate against them.
► 02:09:24
You know what I mean?
► 02:09:24
Like, I need to give this person a job because they can't think they have power in the media.
► 02:09:27
I've got to give someone a job.
► 02:09:28
It's not about women.
► 02:09:29
It's about the Jews.
► 02:09:30
Correct.
► 02:09:31
So you can supersede.
► 02:09:32
There's like a level of hierarchy here, right?
► 02:09:34
So it's like if he leaves.
► 02:09:36
Yeah, he's done.
► 02:09:36
He's leading.
► 02:09:39
When I say the first time someone says, you know, I don't really like women.
► 02:09:42
And he's like, I got to get off this show.
► 02:09:44
You guys just disrespected women on this show.
► 02:09:46
It's not cozy anymore.
► 02:09:48
We'll wait for him to play the Ramarama song because I think we can't not.
► 02:09:51
We'll have to end with the Rama.
► 02:09:52
We can end with the Ramarama.
► 02:09:53
I think it's a good end to the whole thing.
► 02:09:55
Can I ask you, Elijah?
► 02:09:56
How many times have you been doxxed?
► 02:09:57
Wait.
► 02:09:58
Too many, so many times that the so many times that they figured out where I lived in Australia as well.
► 02:10:05
Wow.
► 02:10:05
Wow.
► 02:10:06
That's pretty impressive.
► 02:10:07
Who shows up?
► 02:10:08
Does anybody ever show up?
► 02:10:10
That's a good, that's a good question.
► 02:10:12
I mean, I'm a very armed person, so I don't think that would be a very intelligent thing to do.
► 02:10:15
Right, but these people are fundamentally retarded to begin with.
► 02:10:19
Yeah, in Australia, no one showed up.
► 02:10:20
I've had people show up to my house.
► 02:10:22
I think, yeah, I think the key thing is what I'm more worried about is just American black people on the street.
► 02:10:28
You know what I mean?
► 02:10:30
No, I mean, genuinely.
► 02:10:31
This is a standard American party.
► 02:10:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:10:33
Yeah, like Top is making me scared this entire time.
► 02:10:35
Like, I literally just been like.
► 02:10:36
He's a few shades too hard.
► 02:10:38
I have been sitting here this entire time going, you know, as long as Top doesn't get any ideas.
► 02:10:41
I'll be completely fine.
► 02:10:42
I noticed you sat me the furthest from you.
► 02:10:44
That's what he did, yeah.
► 02:10:45
Yeah, and that's just because of the smell.
► 02:10:47
But if he talks about it, smells like coconut oil in his bitch.
► 02:10:50
What's going on?
► 02:10:52
Like, we have to clean off the mics.
► 02:10:53
It's got like shea butter on it.
► 02:10:54
That's right, that's moisturizer.
► 02:10:56
It's nice.
► 02:10:56
It's good for your skin, baby.
► 02:10:57
That shit's crazy.
► 02:10:58
But I will say, that's why even tonight I was like, no, I'm not going to be like going too crazy because I didn't want to be an Aboriginal voice until the very end.
► 02:11:05
But I do think we're going to play this.
► 02:11:07
And I want to say, we'll play the first song.
► 02:11:10
Well, since he's not here, I do want to play the Aboriginal ABC song, right?
► 02:11:14
So let's play this.
► 02:11:16
So Aboriginal, Aboriginal, that's what?
► 02:11:18
That's what's this?
► 02:11:19
What's that show called again?
► 02:11:21
Australian Piano.
► 02:11:24
It's got to show up.
► 02:11:25
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:11:26
Here it is.
► 02:11:26
Here it is.
► 02:11:27
Okay.
► 02:11:27
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:11:28
QA.
► 02:11:29
This is like one of the most famous shows, by the way, in Australia.
► 02:11:32
Really?
► 02:11:32
So what is the show about?
► 02:11:34
What's the point of the show?
► 02:11:34
QA is like, think of it like The View or Bill Maher, kind of thing.
► 02:11:39
But they only have a couple channels there because they only have 25 million people, 27 million people.
► 02:11:43
And now half of them are Indians.
► 02:11:44
So they, you know, white people actually, white people don't watch alternate media.
► 02:11:47
There's a lot of Indians in Australia?
► 02:11:49
Melbourne's almost entirely Asian now.
► 02:11:51
It's got no white people in it at all.
► 02:11:53
Then they're going to be completely Indian by 2050.
► 02:11:55
Holy shit.
► 02:11:56
They're entirely the guy in charge of ATEM, the Ministry of India, the Ministry of Australia, is an Indian who came out with his report for what Australia is going to do going forward.
► 02:12:06
I should go on the show.
► 02:12:07
It literally says that the number one issue in Australia is there's not enough Indians in it.
► 02:12:11
There's not enough Indians in the government and that they're going to spend the next 25 years making sure there's an equal amount of whites in India.
► 02:12:16
Is that real?
► 02:12:16
Are you being hyperbolic?
► 02:12:17
No, I'm not joking.
► 02:12:19
How on earth?
► 02:12:20
How are they legitimizing that?
► 02:12:21
Modi came and they made a deal.
► 02:12:22
They're bringing in a million Indians a year for a country of 27 million people bringing a million Indians a year.
► 02:12:26
That's a lot.
► 02:12:27
There's only like 22 million white people.
► 02:12:29
That means within 25, 26 years, they'll already be outnumbered by birth rate with the amount of Indians with births and everything.
► 02:12:34
Oh, no, yeah, it'll be happening.
► 02:12:36
It'll happen soon enough.
► 02:12:36
So Australia won't exist in about 30 years.
► 02:12:38
That's why.
► 02:12:40
Indians and Abbos, baby.
► 02:12:41
It started as a white national, white nation.
► 02:12:44
It was.
► 02:12:44
The white Australia policy was clear.
► 02:12:46
They literally fucking tried to genocide the Chinese and get them out.
► 02:12:49
They literally just shipped them on boats and pushed them out to sea and let them drown.
► 02:12:52
That's understandable.
► 02:12:54
They let them come build Australia.
► 02:12:57
They would bring in minorities and then just wrong, though.
► 02:13:00
I'm being very serious.
► 02:13:01
Like, how come people just can't...
► 02:13:02
Drowning Chinese people?
► 02:13:03
Hey!
► 02:13:03
Well, no, it's not our fault they can't swim.
► 02:13:06
Some Japanese guys in the back are like, yeah, it's a lot of older people.
► 02:13:08
Yeah, well, how many fucking Chinese parts can you take?
► 02:13:11
Fart one too many times.
► 02:13:12
You gotta go to the ocean, baby.
► 02:13:13
Jeffana approval of this.
► 02:13:14
This is the tool.
► 02:13:17
I'm making a serious point.
► 02:13:18
You should be allowed to just fucking, you know, drown him.
► 02:13:21
Yeah.
► 02:13:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 02:13:22
White country should be allowed to do everything.
► 02:13:24
Yes, we don't need brown people telling white people how to do our countries.
► 02:13:28
Yes, I'm very aware of it.
► 02:13:28
Yeah, take it from a brown person.
► 02:13:30
That's right.
► 02:13:30
Yeah.
► 02:13:31
We don't need these fucks in our country.
► 02:13:33
We just don't need these greasy ass niggas.
► 02:13:36
All right, so this is the best.
► 02:13:38
This will remain.
► 02:13:39
This is probably this video, along with Rama, remains like in the Hall of Fame, like top internet videos.
► 02:13:44
This is our mailbag music on Tower.
► 02:13:46
Okay, so this is like, yeah, so to put it into perspective, you missed out.
► 02:13:50
QA is one of the more famous shows in Australia.
► 02:13:52
It's one of the most famous, highest feud.
► 02:13:54
And they had a transgender Australian with an Aboriginal elder, and they put on a performance, and it's like, what is that?
► 02:14:06
As Joey Manarino famously said, it feels so good watching this, like putting up a dildo up my ass.
► 02:14:11
What are the percentages of an Australian being transgender?
► 02:14:17
Oh, yeah.
► 02:14:17
Because there's not that many.
► 02:14:19
Yeah.
► 02:14:19
Dude, it was, I'm still so thrown off by it.
► 02:14:22
Like, he's still like, like, okay, for a show that just talked about dicks for two and a half hours, I can't really talk.
► 02:14:28
That was gay.
► 02:14:29
But he was like, but he was like, it was like, yeah, like, I'm really mad at what's going on with the new Jaguar cars.
► 02:14:34
It feels like I hate it because I drive a Jaguar and the feeling of it is so good.
► 02:14:40
Like, when you grab a black dildo and insert it up your anus.
► 02:14:43
That's fine.
► 02:14:44
And I was like, yeah, and I learned.
► 02:14:45
I was like, that was a tweet?
► 02:14:47
Yeah, he just tweeted.
► 02:14:48
Did it not tweet something?
► 02:14:49
I don't know what when Elijah's saying, I'm like, I don't know what's true and what's not true when he talks.
► 02:14:53
I really fucking, I don't know what to believe.
► 02:14:56
He's like, come on, my fucking show.
► 02:14:57
I'll lie to your face.
► 02:14:59
No, this is a real thing.
► 02:15:00
Can you please find, can you deep search a Joey Manorino dildo?
► 02:15:05
Unless he's deleted it, you're going to have to go real deep.
► 02:15:07
I know he was going through some tough times.
► 02:15:08
I'm not going to mention it, but I knew it.
► 02:15:10
It was very public.
► 02:15:11
So, you know, what he was going through, I would be okay if he said, you know, he's experimenting with dildos in his ass.
► 02:15:17
During the time that he's in right now, I'm going to tell you.
► 02:15:20
I've met him once.
► 02:15:21
I'm confident he's.
► 02:15:21
I'm actually, he's had a phase where he experimented with dildos in his ass.
► 02:15:25
I've never met him, but we did have sex once.
► 02:15:28
I was like, I thought maybe he's gay.
► 02:15:32
I feel bad for Joey.
► 02:15:34
I feel bad.
► 02:15:35
I do feel bad for him right now.
► 02:15:36
And I say pray for Joey.
► 02:15:38
African Americans are superior to Aboriginals, and I think I'm right about all of it.
► 02:15:43
But that's why I don't want them here because they're a threat.
► 02:15:45
Aboriginals are much less of a threat.
► 02:15:47
All right, that's fair.
► 02:15:48
It doesn't really exist, honestly.
► 02:15:50
I mean, he did say he lied to the people, and it was easy.
► 02:15:56
I feel like Elijah's not dreamt this.
► 02:15:59
Let me see.
► 02:15:59
No, no, Mentioned dildo three times.
► 02:16:02
Let me see.
► 02:16:03
Stay there.
► 02:16:04
Like, don't, don't go to my screen.
► 02:16:05
Let me see.
► 02:16:05
I mean, if he said dildo, can we talk about Alex Jones?
► 02:16:08
Wait, yes.
► 02:16:08
Hold up.
► 02:16:09
Hold up.
► 02:16:09
I think we're about to end that in Abbo song.
► 02:16:11
Isn't that what we're talking about?
► 02:16:11
We'll talk about Alex Jones.
► 02:16:12
Let me just hold up.
► 02:16:13
Let me go this.
► 02:16:14
All right.
► 02:16:15
I'm just seeing a bunch of pictures of dicks.
► 02:16:17
I really dildo.
► 02:16:18
What's his account at what?
► 02:16:20
Joey.
► 02:16:20
How do you spell it?
► 02:16:22
I don't know how to spell that, though.
► 02:16:23
J-O-E-Y.
► 02:16:24
M-A-N-M-A-R-I-N-O-E-U-S.
► 02:16:27
U-S.
► 02:16:28
Elijah, you've known, you've been a known entity for a long time.
► 02:16:32
How do you handle this?
► 02:16:33
I'm followed by both of the Tate brothers, Alex Jones.
► 02:16:37
When I want to talk shit about them, how do I go about it?
► 02:16:40
Wait, what?
► 02:16:41
Like, if they're like your mutuals and you don't want to offend them because it's a good contact to have, how do you go about talking about it?
► 02:16:46
shit about people it's 100% happened because look he's already he's still obsessed with this dildo shit Yeah, it's unbelievable.
► 02:16:53
He's an immovable object when it comes to a topic.
► 02:16:55
Yeah.
► 02:16:56
No, no, no.
► 02:16:56
Hold up.
► 02:16:57
Any Jimmy Carterfacts?
► 02:16:59
Let me look some up.
► 02:17:00
Yeah, please.
► 02:17:01
Yeah.
► 02:17:02
I really wanted advice on this.
► 02:17:03
Sorry, dude.
► 02:17:04
Because people were commenting, like, bro, I wouldn't have tweeted this.
► 02:17:07
And there was a comment like, delete this.
► 02:17:08
Did you know what?
► 02:17:09
I believe he deleted it.
► 02:17:10
Yeah, I'm saying, like, but you know it because there's also another tweet with the word jaguar and dildos in it.
► 02:17:16
So I feel justified because it's like I got my Jaguar before they did this shit right here, right?
► 02:17:22
And you can literally look this up and you go down.
► 02:17:23
It's like they're going to have dildos in the driver's seat.
► 02:17:26
He's responding to a post that doesn't exist.
► 02:17:27
So I'm saying the fact that there's Jaguar and Dildo's tweets out there, like if you looked at me, Jaguar and Dildos, does that exist?
► 02:17:34
No.
► 02:17:35
So the fact that this exists is proof that there was a dildo tweet.
► 02:17:38
All right.
► 02:17:38
Let me play this.
► 02:17:39
Let me play this song.
► 02:17:40
This is important.
► 02:17:40
Listen.
► 02:17:42
Dream.
► 02:17:43
This is important.
► 02:17:44
It's so true.
► 02:17:46
It's my favorite song.
► 02:17:57
And that's the aboriginal colors, the yellow and the orange, you know?
► 02:18:04
Dream.
► 02:18:05
Do you think they can see in color?
► 02:18:07
I think they see in black and white.
► 02:18:10
They're like dogs.
► 02:18:14
I believe anything.
► 02:18:28
He's dressed like George Washington.
► 02:18:30
Yo, these dudes start laughing, too.
► 02:18:34
They realize they're like, no, no, no.
► 02:18:40
Why is this guy playing the piano over this?
► 02:18:42
Can you explain it to us?
► 02:18:45
Why is he laughing?
► 02:18:46
He's like, he's so dreadful.
► 02:18:47
Damn, look at the size of that fucking nose.
► 02:18:49
They have something called the Welcome to Country, which was started by one of their prime ministers.
► 02:18:53
And before any event, you have to have Aboriginals start an event, whether it's a concert or anything.
► 02:18:59
They come out and they set shit on fire and they sacrifice things.
► 02:19:02
I'm not joking to like witch dogs.
► 02:19:04
It happens.
► 02:19:05
Even when we did the conservative political pack, see back the welcome to country.
► 02:19:09
You have Aboriginal's bringing it.
► 02:19:11
Check your DMs.
► 02:19:13
Wait.
► 02:19:14
Oh, wait.
► 02:19:14
Go set it to slightly offense.
► 02:19:16
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
► 02:19:18
I'm going to be so fucking justified right here.
► 02:19:20
These fucking faggots here that doubted me and thought I would lie about it.
► 02:19:23
You lied about everything else.
► 02:19:25
That's right.
► 02:19:26
Why would I lie about a dildo?
► 02:19:27
Unbelievable.
► 02:19:28
Okay, thank you.
► 02:19:29
Here it is.
► 02:19:29
I drive holder Jaguar and I literally feel like I'm inserting a dildo into my rectum every time I turn the engine on.
► 02:19:36
Whoa.
► 02:19:36
I will never forgive the rebrand.
► 02:19:37
Damn, dude.
► 02:19:39
This is what it feels like to drive a Ford fucking truck or whatever they're currently doing.
► 02:19:43
I told you, I was like, I read that and I was like, huh.
► 02:19:46
Who is he?
► 02:19:47
I wouldn't really describe something that I like.
► 02:19:49
Like, oh, I love my M3.
► 02:19:51
It feels like I have a dildo just sliding up my rectum.
► 02:19:53
You're like, okay, that's a weird, that's a weird.
► 02:19:55
That is weird.
► 02:19:56
This is another mutual of mine.
► 02:19:58
I describe him as male Loreloomer.
► 02:20:00
Is that fair?
► 02:20:01
Ah, okay.
► 02:20:03
No, I don't.
► 02:20:04
You've painted a picture.
► 02:20:05
But I like Joey.
► 02:20:06
I don't know him, but it makes me laugh because it's like it kind of reminds me a little bit of Milo a little bit, but like a Mexican virgin.
► 02:20:13
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:20:14
That's what I would call him, like a Mexican Milo.
► 02:20:15
But he like he pretends, like, he's like, he's like married.
► 02:20:18
He's like, he's like so deep in the lie about being straight that he's married.
► 02:20:22
So is that a matter of fact?
► 02:20:22
Is that a joke or is this the gay man?
► 02:20:24
Separated.
► 02:20:26
Yeah.
► 02:20:27
I don't know what's going on.
► 02:20:29
Very insensitive, Clint.
► 02:20:31
I didn't know that.
► 02:20:32
Unbelievable.
► 02:20:32
I didn't know.
► 02:20:33
Hey, leave it up to you.
► 02:20:34
And that's public, but I'm not like, that's not right.
► 02:20:36
That's like have some decorum.
► 02:20:39
Maybe.
► 02:20:39
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
► 02:20:42
Now it's awkward.
► 02:20:43
Thanks.
► 02:20:44
Yeah, look, gay dudes get married and they get divorced.
► 02:20:46
That's kind of how it plays out.
► 02:20:48
Well, they didn't have kids and they were there for a year.
► 02:20:50
Wait, Joey Manorino didn't have kids with his wife.
► 02:20:52
No.
► 02:20:53
You think he fucked?
► 02:20:54
Shocked.
► 02:20:55
I like Joey.
► 02:20:56
Don't think that thing squirts.
► 02:20:58
I like Joey.
► 02:20:58
You think that thing squirts?
► 02:21:02
What's wrong with you?
► 02:21:04
I did the show with he and Luke, and I just, look, I'm, my fucking gator is top-notch.
► 02:21:10
Yeah, and you picked up on it.
► 02:21:12
I just feel like I always get to be about this.
► 02:21:16
I wasn't sure.
► 02:21:17
I went in for the kiss.
► 02:21:18
I was sure.
► 02:21:19
You know what?
► 02:21:19
I feel like I feel like this is how I find you.
► 02:21:26
I got one final test for you.
► 02:21:28
I feel like I can't.
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You can never go back from being based.
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All right.
► 02:21:30
We're going to end with the.
► 02:21:31
We'll talk about Alex Jones on another day because the show's going too long.
► 02:21:36
All right.
► 02:21:36
But I want to end.
► 02:21:37
Could you please answer my question?
► 02:21:39
Oh, yeah.
► 02:21:39
How do you talk shit about people that you're mutuals with, particularly like influential people?
► 02:21:43
I got the Tates.
► 02:21:44
I got the Alex Joneses.
► 02:21:45
I got the whole bunch of people.
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I got Joe Rogan, for God's sake.
► 02:21:47
How do I fucking talk shit about?
► 02:21:48
You know what?
► 02:21:49
Like, that's why it's hard for me, too, because I feel like being raised in the network world and still kind of like sometimes I'm like, now I'm like tweeting.
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I'm like, I'm a CEO of a company.
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Like, what am I?
► 02:21:59
Like, you know, it's kind of crazy.
► 02:22:00
Do you still just shred everybody?
► 02:22:02
Well, we're on the show tonight.
► 02:22:02
I don't know if you've seen this.
► 02:22:04
Oh, but this is recorded?
► 02:22:06
Yeah, there are people watching.
► 02:22:09
But it's like, it is, it is hard sometimes.
► 02:22:11
And I think, you know, like when you guys are around, I'm hard too.
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You know what I mean?
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So like, I kind of.
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Hey, man, same.
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That's brother.
► 02:22:18
Same.
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Same.
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Yeah, I think I feel kind of good, but I, but I am.
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So hard on it.
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I feel real good.
► 02:22:23
No, it's hard because what I don't want to do is people feel like you're attacking them when you're just making a fair criticism.
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Right.
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Like the blacks are disproportionately violent in comparison to other races.
► 02:22:32
People blow up and you end up with these like massive beefs and then they hate you and they try to like destroy you.
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I'm just saying people don't laugh at themselves.
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Yeah.
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And I don't believe in like lying about people or accusing people of criminal activity.
► 02:22:44
The only time I've ever blown up at someone is when they like make a complete lie.
► 02:22:47
Isn't that what happened with Tim Poole?
► 02:22:49
Like I lightly criticize him and he's like, why'd you go so hard?
► 02:22:51
You said you sold out to the Jews.
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That's not a light critic.
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Yeah, it's a pretty heavy critic.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And for the record, I like Myron Gaines.
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I just don't like his skin.
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Correct.
► 02:23:00
Correct.
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Real question.
► 02:23:01
And that's reasonable.
► 02:23:03
The thing is, this is not a surprise.
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I'm not saying anything groundbreaking here.
► 02:23:07
He would laugh at that too.
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He might even care.
► 02:23:09
Myron wouldn't give a fuck.
► 02:23:10
If he said, Myron, I like you except for the fact that you're black.
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He's like, I don't like it too, nigga.
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What do you think?
► 02:23:15
Way better.
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You're right in his body.
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Yeah.
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This is who I am, motherfucker, but I'm a rich motherfucking black guy, right?
► 02:23:20
Who the fuck are you, poor ass bitch ass motherfucker?
► 02:23:22
You do a good impersonation.
► 02:23:23
That's pretty good.
► 02:23:24
That's pretty good.
► 02:23:25
Yeah, I love Myron.
► 02:23:26
I like him a lot.
► 02:23:27
We're supposed to do that.
► 02:23:28
Someone's like, oh, why don't you have you done controlled chaos?
► 02:23:30
Well, first of all, somebody sold out to the Jews.
► 02:23:32
And then after that, and then after that, people keep trying to kill.
► 02:23:37
People keep trying to kill Fuentes.
► 02:23:41
He's almost dying.
► 02:23:42
And so it's like, it keeps getting thrown off.
► 02:23:44
And it's like literally like, hey, man, I'm going to have to cancel.
► 02:23:46
Someone tried to murder me last night.
► 02:23:47
And it's like, are you fucking kidding me?
► 02:23:49
And then it comes out on the news and it's like, someone tried to murder him.
► 02:23:52
And then it's like he was lying.
► 02:23:52
He's not going to go, he's going to go into hiding and stuff.
► 02:23:55
You know what I mean?
► 02:23:55
He's not going to like leave his house and shit.
► 02:23:58
You're not going to go in public if people are trying to murder him.
► 02:24:00
He's going to buy a gun.
► 02:24:01
Yeah, but I mean, like, but I mean, like, I feel really bad.
► 02:24:03
I do feel bad because people are trying to murder him.
► 02:24:06
Yeah, that's super gay.
► 02:24:06
That's super gay.
► 02:24:07
And I think that's funny that people pretend like that's not happening.
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It's terrible.
► 02:24:10
No, yeah.
► 02:24:11
I remember Austin Peterson.
► 02:24:13
Fuck you, Austin, by the way.
► 02:24:15
The Libertarian?
► 02:24:16
Yeah.
► 02:24:16
Yeah.
► 02:24:17
How many times did you do it?
► 02:24:19
Countless.
► 02:24:20
A couple dozen.
► 02:24:21
Is there beef there?
► 02:24:22
Is there real beef?
► 02:24:23
Minimal.
► 02:24:24
This is libertarian drama.
► 02:24:25
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:24:26
Minimal.
► 02:24:26
But eat this shit.
► 02:24:27
Just let me say that.
► 02:24:28
Just let me say this.
► 02:24:28
Just let me say.
► 02:24:29
So he fucking tweets out today.
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He goes like, Elon Musk sacrificed so much fucking 54 billion for X and da da da da.
► 02:24:35
And he's like, listen off this shit.
► 02:24:37
He's like, Nick Fuentes hasn't sacrificed shit.
► 02:24:39
And I just reply back, like, Nick Fuentes almost got murdered for his words less than a month ago.
► 02:24:44
That's a wild time to say that.
► 02:24:46
How much more skin in the game do you have to have than like literally having your life threatened?
► 02:24:51
Sacrifice 55 billion.
► 02:24:52
I'm just going to summarize what we said in the last show.
► 02:24:54
He used, he bought X, opened up the data set for two years, pretended to be free speech to literally train Grok, which is smarter and worth more than chat GPT, which means that Chat GPT is valued at $138 billion, which means that Grok is at least $150 billion.
► 02:25:08
And so he's worth at least at least Twitter's or X is worth at least $180 billion.
► 02:25:12
He didn't sacrifice shit.
► 02:25:13
And he got the money from BlackRock and a bunch of other companies to buy it.
► 02:25:16
It wasn't his money.
► 02:25:16
So he got big hedge fund and venture capitalists to come together to buy something, to use its data, to train AI in order to literally build a massive AI company that is now worth more than OpenAI and chat GPT.
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So don't tell me anyone sacrificed anything.
► 02:25:31
He's way fucking richer.
► 02:25:32
And using that data set and controlling the political narrative, he also was able to get Trump elected.
► 02:25:36
And once Trump got elected to now, he's got up $173 billion on top of that in net worth, which means he's gone up almost $400 billion in net worth since buying X. That's not sacrificing.
► 02:25:47
That's called being a fucking genius.
► 02:25:48
He's never been to Blackboard.
► 02:25:49
That's called being a genius.
► 02:25:50
He's never been to space this whole thing.
► 02:25:52
Not even once.
► 02:25:53
Not even fucking once.
► 02:25:54
See those rockets banging those fucking moments.
► 02:25:58
He's never gone.
► 02:25:59
He never stepped foot on that fucking rock.
► 02:26:00
Fucking destroy the firmament.
► 02:26:02
You son of a man.
► 02:26:04
He's a genius.
► 02:26:05
He's a genius.
► 02:26:06
And I gotta say, he's a fucking genius.
► 02:26:07
And I'm not jealous.
► 02:26:08
I'm actually jealous that I didn't do it first.
► 02:26:10
You know, like, I mean, like, you know, I would like $400 billion too.
► 02:26:14
Was it you who was like $400 billion?
► 02:26:16
It's nothing.
► 02:26:17
That ain't shit.
► 02:26:18
That ain't shit, baby.
► 02:26:19
Nah, that's not even anything.
► 02:26:20
I was like, $400 billion?
► 02:26:21
What do you think?
► 02:26:22
I think he's cool or something else.
► 02:26:23
What's he doing with it?
► 02:26:24
And why are the people that like buying the world and going to take over all the websites?
► 02:26:28
He's got nine.
► 02:26:29
Buying the world.
► 02:26:30
Remember, Clint?
► 02:26:31
Remember a long time ago?
► 02:26:32
I said, Aren't you suspicious of this guy?
► 02:26:34
And he's like, I have no reason to be suspicious of Elon Musk.
► 02:26:37
He's got nine kids from nine different women.
► 02:26:39
I remember you said that.
► 02:26:40
That's actually the exact words that he said.
► 02:26:41
He doesn't even fuck with me.
► 02:26:42
Why the fuck would I be suspicious of him?
► 02:26:44
That's what he said.
► 02:26:44
Yeah.
► 02:26:44
All right, go ahead.
► 02:26:45
Go ahead.
► 02:26:45
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:26:46
Is that not what you said?
► 02:26:47
That is what he said.
► 02:26:47
I remember that.
► 02:26:48
Yeah, I remember that conversation.
► 02:26:49
You were on the show.
► 02:26:49
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:26:50
And he goes, why the fuck would I be suspicious of him?
► 02:26:52
He actually laughed just like that that he's doing right now.
► 02:26:54
He did the same exact thing.
► 02:26:54
He said, Are you suspicious of Elon Musk?
► 02:26:56
He went, he named his electric car company after Tesla and then didn't even use the technology that is available by the government, the zero-point technology.
► 02:27:04
That's right.
► 02:27:05
He's using bullshit electric technology, which uses more gas.
► 02:27:08
And he said, what the fuck is wrong with that?
► 02:27:09
Yeah.
► 02:27:10
He gave me a blue check.
► 02:27:10
Look at him denying it now.
► 02:27:11
Incredible.
► 02:27:12
Wait.
► 02:27:12
Incredible.
► 02:27:13
Is that what you said?
► 02:27:13
It's theatrical.
► 02:27:14
Yeah.
► 02:27:15
Very theatrical.
► 02:27:18
This is what he does to me.
► 02:27:18
He fucking strawmans me.
► 02:27:20
This is the only way he can beat me.
► 02:27:21
Debate.
► 02:27:21
Strawman me.
► 02:27:22
Go ahead, Brad.
► 02:27:22
I never even debated.
► 02:27:23
I do my first public debate ever against Brad Palumbo on Tim Pool on Immigration Day.
► 02:27:28
He's so good.
► 02:27:29
You know, my first ever public debate was against fucking Destiny.
► 02:27:32
Really?
► 02:27:32
That's it.
► 02:27:33
Yeah, yeah.
► 02:27:34
Really?
► 02:27:34
Talk about going to the deep end with the, but then I got to fuck his wife after it, which was cool.
► 02:27:39
Really?
► 02:27:39
No.
► 02:27:40
She's a lovely person.
► 02:27:41
Wow, that's crazy.
► 02:27:42
That's cool.
► 02:27:43
Yeah.
► 02:27:43
Honestly, honestly, that would have been cool.
► 02:27:45
That guy, Brad Palumbo, he.
► 02:27:47
I have a Brad Palumbo.
► 02:27:48
Brad Palumbo is a gay dude that writes for Reason Magazine or something like that.
► 02:27:53
Sounds like Dracula.
► 02:27:55
Sounds like Dracula.
► 02:27:56
He does a podcast with the Transvestite.
► 02:27:58
Oh, all right.
► 02:27:59
Nobody.
► 02:28:00
I was thinking about wearing big ears to the debate.
► 02:28:02
Just being like, cat ears?
► 02:28:03
I didn't want you to feel left out.
► 02:28:05
And then it's like having my thumbo ears on.
► 02:28:08
You know, that's like, that's.
► 02:28:09
I really can't stand that motherfucker.
► 02:28:11
He's made a career.
► 02:28:12
He's made a career doing the, like, having the worst opinion on everything.
► 02:28:18
This fucking confetti on my face.
► 02:28:20
Unbelievable.
► 02:28:21
It's cock.
► 02:28:21
It's because it.
► 02:28:24
Yeah.
► 02:28:24
Well, somebody's got to drive an hour.
► 02:28:25
Anyway, a couple more of the super chats.
► 02:28:27
Let's read them here from you guys who were there.
► 02:28:29
We had Strictly Buggins said, keep up the good work, Elijah.
► 02:28:32
If you grow your hair out more, you could pull off the Beavis by October.
► 02:28:37
How's your Beavis impression?
► 02:28:40
I don't.
► 02:28:40
I actually have never, I wasn't allowed to watch TV growing up, so I don't, I don't.
► 02:28:45
That's pretty good.
► 02:28:46
That's good.
► 02:28:47
There you go.
► 02:28:48
Meat Cavern said, Dangerous Retards, fucking love Tower Gangpod.
► 02:28:51
There you go.
► 02:28:52
Shout out to you, Avon.
► 02:28:53
Tad the Berlin said, Good show, bro.
► 02:28:55
Just dudes talking shit.
► 02:28:57
We need more of this.
► 02:28:58
And back, I just want to read this one one more time.
► 02:29:01
Cuber Timo said, Massa doing lines off bio off clunt puzzle, massive dung, and topping talking waterfall shots off Sanguria off to tip.
► 02:29:11
So that's yeah, fuck yeah, cute.
► 02:29:14
And the last one here on this one was from Top Jimmy said, What's Tim Poole's best friend's dog, Clint, doing on this show?
► 02:29:21
Clint, wait, what was that?
► 02:29:23
Wait, did you call me his best friend or his dog?
► 02:29:25
It's best friend's dog.
► 02:29:26
Oh, yeah.
► 02:29:27
Luke Rutkowski being Tim's best friend and you being his dog.
► 02:29:32
Shit.
► 02:29:33
Seems a little harsh, but all right.
► 02:29:35
Hey, you're welcome for the free content tonight, you guys.
► 02:29:37
Yeah, exactly.
► 02:29:37
Thank you, Zay.
► 02:29:38
It's like you go, like, you do your whole life, do something, get attacked from everyone.
► 02:29:41
Your audience is like, no man would ever listen to this motherfucker.
► 02:29:44
Oh, yeah, I hate him.
► 02:29:46
Oh, you're welcome for me building an entire fucking six-figure studio to fucking do shit and paying for people.
► 02:29:51
But anyway, thanks so much, guys.
► 02:29:53
It's been great.
► 02:29:54
Anyways, shout out Jimmy Carter.
► 02:29:55
Shout out Jimmy Carter.
► 02:29:56
So remember, if you guys want to win this t-shirt here, this is the from, you can go to Top's brand.com.
► 02:30:04
Top lobster, top lobster.
► 02:30:06
I want to be American.
► 02:30:06
I want to say that.
► 02:30:07
No, it sounds specific.
► 02:30:08
It's an ASP.
► 02:30:09
I want it to be American, but it sounds so Australian.
► 02:30:11
It's Abbo.
► 02:30:12
Like Top Lobster.
► 02:30:14
Top Lobster.
► 02:30:14
Top Lobster.com.
► 02:30:16
Do you know what's okay?
► 02:30:16
You want to hear the weirdest fucking shit?
► 02:30:17
So I forget, I don't hear the Australian accent because my wife's Australian and my co-host used to be Australian or whatever.
► 02:30:24
Rest in peace.
► 02:30:25
And also, like, and also my, you know, family lives with me.
► 02:30:29
I don't know.
► 02:30:29
I've been living there.
► 02:30:30
Did the same junk driving accident with Luke?
► 02:30:33
Yeah, what's literally.
► 02:30:34
Or just lost a lawsuit.
► 02:30:35
But anyway, badly too.
► 02:30:39
But the thing is, is the crazy thing is I like, sometimes it comes out more.
► 02:30:45
Like, I don't notice it.
► 02:30:46
Like, I have little stuffed animals.
► 02:30:47
I talk to my son, and I'm like, you know, I do my voice, like, oh, hi, I'm a little bear.
► 02:30:51
Nice to meet you.
► 02:30:52
And then I don't know where my wife gets this 70-year-old, like, British subject.
► 02:30:57
Like, it's like a natural kid's voice.
► 02:31:00
Like, oh, hello there, little man.
► 02:31:01
How are you doing?
► 02:31:02
It's so good to see you.
► 02:31:04
How are you doing, little man?
► 02:31:05
And I hear on the bed, I go, What the fuck?
► 02:31:07
Who the fuck is this bitch with the crumpets and shit?
► 02:31:09
And I go on, it's my wife.
► 02:31:10
And her sister lives with us too, been my nanny.
► 02:31:13
And she's like, she does the same way.
► 02:31:15
She's like, oh, hello there, little man.
► 02:31:17
How are you doing?
► 02:31:18
This is such a nice time to be around here.
► 02:31:20
And like, and I go, and I find out what's kind of weird about that is like, I don't even hear these fucking people's accents.
► 02:31:27
I don't even know what's going on.
► 02:31:28
It's kind of like you don't even notice black people committing crime anymore when you live in the city.
► 02:31:31
It just happens.
► 02:31:32
Yeah.
► 02:31:32
You know, but when people then like, you know, do a voice or something, you realize we live in alternate reality.
► 02:31:37
Yeah.
► 02:31:37
Because to some people, when they do an accent, they're just doing their voice.
► 02:31:42
But to us, it's an accent.
► 02:31:43
And then she told me, she's like, you're the one who does the accent to our son, which was even a weirder trip because she said, because I'm scaredlining you.
► 02:31:50
I am the one with the accent.
► 02:31:51
So in the end, who's got the accent?
► 02:31:53
Is it Americans or is it Australians?
► 02:31:55
I don't know, but either way, it sounds as good as it feels putting a dildo in my ass, like sliding it up my erectum.
► 02:32:03
Anyway, all right, to my guests, gay one.
► 02:32:05
How can people find you?
► 02:32:06
How can people follow you?
► 02:32:07
What's the best way to support you?
► 02:32:09
You can go to toplobsta.com.
► 02:32:10
You can buy my merch, my t-shirts.
► 02:32:12
but please do follow Nephilim Death Squad.
► 02:32:14
It's where we actually, I plan to come on this show and like, I was like, maybe we'll see.
► 02:32:17
I always think, I'm like, is there topics on this show?
► 02:32:19
And every time it's like, no, we're just going to do racist station.
► 02:32:23
It's really funny because this is like the content that we bring on this show.
► 02:32:26
He's like, these guys are fucking retards.
► 02:32:27
But if you watch our other show, it's like, it really is a wealth of knowledge.
► 02:32:30
If you want to know about like the caverns of Indiana and how you can get in contact with Ball into his throne room specifically and be recruited, you can watch Nephilim Death Squad.
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That's some crazy shit.
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Dude, and it's real.
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It's very real.
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It's very real.
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Hell yeah.
► 02:32:43
And Tower Game.
► 02:32:45
So you get a little gay three here.
► 02:32:47
I just want to read this comment from about Clint said, if Clint.
► 02:32:53
This is going to hurt, I can tell.
► 02:32:58
If Clint shaved, I bet he would look like a middle-aged lesbian.
► 02:33:02
Oh, no, that's not true.
► 02:33:04
I mean, middle-aged lesbians aren't bold.
► 02:33:06
Yeah, otherwise, yeah.
► 02:33:08
Oh, I love the birds.
► 02:33:09
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Seven days a fucking week.
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You're lucky if you get one episode out of me.
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But guess what?
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It's better than the seven episodes they put out per week.
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I would agree with that too.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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No, you have not.
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I gotta agree.
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I get applause for this.
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You haven't watched the content.
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I'm telling you, Elijah.
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You only get a diamond ring once in your life for many women, but it's better than getting a shit in the street like Indians get every day.
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You know what I mean?
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Top obviously believes that his content's better.
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It's obviously not good.
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Not that it's better.
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It's just that it's more superior.
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Okay, but my content isn't good.
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And the thing is, it's like we call this, we start out by saying it's the best worst show, which means it's of the bad shows.
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It is one of the better ones.
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But it's not good.
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But it's still a good one, but I would say, like, we took bad content and just gave it a higher production.
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Elijah, I've been in an incredible, an insane amount of studios.
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Never been in a studio with 11 monitors.
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It's incredible.
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Yeah.
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Never in my life have I. That's just on the left wall.
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You know?
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That's just, that's just with the wall.
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But hey, we have a guest monitor.
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That's not bad, right?
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I mean, they can see the one.
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Fucking here.
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He's got 85 monitors on his picture.
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He's watching us on TV.
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It's like a church.
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You know, it's a small church and there's like giant screens and it's like the pastor's right in front of you.
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This is like a visual representation of schizophrenia.
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Like this is what it's like.
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All the voices have a representation on the walls.
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This is what it feels like to be in my mind, but I'm like out of my mind.
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Yeah, it's called K2.
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It's called K2 and you sold me some.
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And I'm going to gouge my eyes out.
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If you're in this studio and you're on K2, you're going to be a fan of Dangerous Retards.
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Make sure you follow that.
► 02:35:15
Once it comes out, I don't even know if we've secured the URL.
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Maybe fucking ourselves.
► 02:35:19
Somebody did now.
► 02:35:19
Liberty Lockdown.
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Liberty Lockdown is the show.
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Subscribe to that.
► 02:35:23
At best, I put out an episode per week, but it's a fire every time.
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Check it out.
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I like how someone's just like, get Elijah more alcohol.
► 02:35:28
Stats.
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Get the funnel.
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Gay number two.
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No, he was.
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Oh, I'm number two.
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Gay number two.
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So I never got your story about how you we'll talk next time about how you overcame the homosexual lifestyle.
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Like we're coming back.
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No, we started.
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That's how we started the show.
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It was Jesus.
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Oh, I came.
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I came all over.
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Nephilim Death Squad.
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Go ahead and tell us who you are.
► 02:35:51
Find me on Twitter at David L. Corbo.
► 02:35:54
You could also follow Nephilim Death Squad and keep an eye out on Rumble, Nephilim Death Squad's channel.
► 02:36:00
You can also follow his child in Central Florida.
► 02:36:02
Apparently, you can do that too.
► 02:36:03
Go ahead, dox me.
► 02:36:05
You could also find me on Timeline Cleanse.
► 02:36:08
It airs on Nephilim Death Squad's channel.
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If you were a fan of this racial rhetoric, you'll be a fan of Timeline Cleanse.
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Or you won't.
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Maybe you'll just die.
► 02:36:15
I really do hope that people saw what they saw here today.
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I hope you come to Nephilim Death Squad and you fucking learn something.
► 02:36:21
Oh, yeah.
► 02:36:21
It's a literally different show.
► 02:36:22
It's a totally different show.
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I'm in a totally different show.
► 02:36:24
Yeah, yeah, sure.
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I'm sure it is.
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But look, let's just be honest.
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I'm sure.
► 02:36:27
I'm sure.
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Let's just be honest.
► 02:36:28
He's not plugging dangerous retards at all.
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And I feel like he's not even practicing.
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I didn't get to.
► 02:36:33
You guys interrupt a lot.
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I'm talking about this motherfucker.
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Oh, okay.
► 02:36:36
Yeah.
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You're a piece of shit, Tom.
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I don't care about it.
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I'm fine.
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I'm with that.
► 02:36:38
That's fine.
► 02:36:38
Thanks.
► 02:36:39
Yeah, guys.
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Dangerous retards.
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Keep an eye out for it, baby.
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What was this?
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Someone put this up on there as well.
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They said, Jewish money.
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Ooh, that's a nigga that makes Jewish money.
► 02:36:47
Look at it.
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Dude, honestly, you do look like a guy that gets paid a lot of money.
► 02:36:51
Yeah, you do look like a guy that gets a lot of money from Jews.
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The guy that gets a lot of money from Jesus.
► 02:36:55
Yeah.
► 02:36:55
Actually, I've gotten a lot of money from Jews.
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See?
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Honestly, I actually now that you bring it up, I kind of, yeah, I do make a lot of money from the Jews.
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I just said a Jew hit me up the other day and like offered me to scam my audience.
► 02:37:06
And I was like, hey, man, I watched what Hock Troi did.
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And this nigga said Hoc Twa.
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Hoc Twai.
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This French ass hoe.
► 02:37:14
What happened to his screen?
► 02:37:15
Your TV just turned off.
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One of your 11 monitors just turned off.
► 02:37:18
That's a good thing.
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Look at behind top.
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Yeah, it's good.
► 02:37:23
It's actually pretty cool, though.
► 02:37:25
It's not bad.
► 02:37:25
It definitely cool.
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I like it.
► 02:37:26
At least they have it go to a screen when the connection leaves.
► 02:37:30
It's not like something terrible.
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If that's behind you, it's not really distracting.
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And it's like, you know, whatever.
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That's cool.
► 02:37:35
That's nice.
► 02:37:35
But that being said, yeah, no, I've worked for a lot of Jewish people.
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Because they have money.
► 02:37:42
Yeah.
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And I know, and in media, it's like you just work with a lot of Jews.
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Yeah, it's unavoidable.
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I do work around.
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And it's crazy because Jews always tell me, like, hey, man, I know your views, but I want to make money.
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And so it's like, all right, let's go make some money, buddy.
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Anyway, all you got to do is be circumcised and they accept you.
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That's it.
► 02:37:59
Anyway, appreciate you guys coming on.
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I am told I have to say that at the end of every show.
► 02:38:06
So you guys were here.
► 02:38:08
Who makes you say that, huh?
► 02:38:09
Yeah.
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The Jews.
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The Jews.
► 02:38:15
Elijah loves those shekels.
► 02:38:16
It's like, as he sits here and rubs his hands together, did you guys see that?
► 02:38:20
He's just rubbing them together.
► 02:38:22
Oh, look at that.
► 02:38:23
Look at him guys.
► 02:38:24
So does my entire crew because their families are currently eating because of the sheckles.
► 02:38:29
But we're very happy about that.
► 02:38:31
And also, Brian will be in studio next week, allegedly, our tech guy.
► 02:38:35
So let's like to get Brian on the show.
► 02:38:40
I'd like to get Brian on camera.
► 02:38:41
Can he chime in right now?
► 02:38:42
Can he say anything?
► 02:38:43
Brian, are you there?
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Are you on the computer, Brian?
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Maybe.
► 02:38:46
Oh, you just found out your employees now there.
► 02:38:48
Oh, you hear that?
► 02:38:49
Hey, hey, Brian.
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He's got a nice voice.
► 02:38:51
It's got like a brass tune.
► 02:38:52
Brian, can you let them hear you and say something to the audience?
► 02:38:54
Tom, you're going to be here next week, probably.
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Aye.
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Oh, God, my dick.
► 02:38:58
I could nut to that.
► 02:38:59
That's crazy.
► 02:39:00
Wow.
► 02:39:01
Have you guys ever heard Brian's voice?
► 02:39:02
Brian, say something sexual to the audience, please.
► 02:39:07
I need to find the KY.
► 02:39:10
What about the K2, Brian?
► 02:39:12
Will you smoke K2 with us, Brian?
► 02:39:14
Astroglide.
► 02:39:15
Astroglide.
► 02:39:17
God, damn, about that beat off.
► 02:39:18
Dude, sounds like Elon trying to fuck.
► 02:39:22
Tiffany Fong, dude.
► 02:39:23
What's up?
► 02:39:24
All right.
► 02:39:24
Yeah.
► 02:39:24
Anyway, everyone's saying win, Brian.
► 02:39:26
Doomsday's like, win, Brian.
► 02:39:27
Wow.
► 02:39:28
All right.
► 02:39:28
The rest of you guys watching, don't forget to follow us on the internet to go around.
► 02:39:33
We're going to end with a song, and we'll see you guys later.
► 02:39:37
Here's our favorite song, Rama Rama.
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You can go full screen here.
► 02:39:39
Have a good night.
► 02:39:40
This is a banger.
► 02:39:41
Mm-hmm.
► 02:39:43
Teach this, don't last.
► 02:39:50
Teach this, don't we spend together.
► 02:40:01
Look at us, we can't stay forever.
► 02:40:04
Show me sister, show me Brian.
► 02:40:08
And we change the one and I'm on, come on, yeah.
► 02:40:15
Come on, come on.
► 02:40:18
We couldn't lead us on to the violence.
► 02:40:23
No suspicions, but no struggle Missing with your brain.
► 02:40:33
Shutting down with my lust.
► 02:40:37
You don't see the petrol.
► 02:40:39
All I can put the petrol in the caricature.
► 02:40:45
Don't be rama llama.
► 02:40:46
Slipping up in those.
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Don't be rhyming.
► 02:40:49
Don't hurt her on my donkey rhyme.
► 02:40:51
Don't curve around my donkey rama.
► 02:40:53
Don't curve around my donkey rhyme.
► 02:40:56
Not your friends, pray can't you family?
► 02:41:00
They are with you when you are lonely.
► 02:41:03
Don't burn it up, don't burn it up.
► 02:41:07
When you stop, your brains will be here.
► 02:41:11
Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah.
► 02:41:14
Come on, come on.
► 02:41:17
We put the leaders under the low lens.
► 02:41:21
You don't say petrol for what can you put your petrol in the highest place.
► 02:41:29
Don't be my ramas, messing with your brain.
► 02:41:32
Say deadly.
► 02:41:34
Do you understand?
► 02:41:36
You don't need petrol for a camp.
► 02:41:39
You put the petrol in the car, it goes.
► 02:41:44
Don't be rambling.
► 02:41:45
Sleeping up your nose.
► 02:41:55
You not that lit you ramarama.
► 02:41:58
Gonna get caught like ilano summa.
► 02:42:05
Cause I can't tell you that.
► 02:42:08
When you're a smoker, see the boys and girls are sleeping.
► 02:42:12
Sniffing to my kettle.
► 02:42:14
Can you brace?
► 02:42:16
We put the leaders under the low lens.
► 02:42:20
You don't say petrol for what can you put the petrol in the high sands.
► 02:42:28
Don't be my ramas.
► 02:42:30
Messing with your brain.
► 02:42:31
Say deadly.
► 02:42:33
Do you understand?
► 02:42:35
You don't need petrol for what can you put the petrol in the car it goes.
► 02:42:43
Don't be rambling.
► 02:42:44
Sleeping up your nose.
► 02:42:47
Use your brains.
