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Jan. 8, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Zuck SUBMITS to Trump: Is Censorship OVER?! Or Just Beginning?

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elijah schaffer
Well, hello, fellow Americans.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is Nightly Offensive.
We've been gone.
It was 2024.
And, you know, we've been thinking about a lot of things.
We've been doing a lot of things.
But most importantly, I have to say, we have been taking a break.
Now, while we were gone, suddenly America turned in a different direction.
I don't know if you know this, but actually, Trump decided that America was going to buy Greenland.
We were going to take over the Panama Canal and possibly annex Canada.
It looks like everybody is falling into line.
Listen to what he had to say just about the Gulf of Mexico.
donald j trump
We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which is a beautiful name that covers a lot of territory.
The Gulf of America.
What a beautiful name.
And it's appropriate.
It's appropriate.
unidentified
We're going to be changing our name of the Gulf of Mexico.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what to talk about this.
He's back and he's talking about the fact that, look, we've got to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
And I have to say that.
Yeah, why are we doing what we're doing?
Why do we care about what any other country thinks?
Like, we're white people.
We are America.
We are a European colony.
Our military could nuke you off the face of the earth.
We don't give a shit about your personal opinions.
We don't want to hear your takes on what we should be doing.
And quite frankly, you don't deserve to have an ocean or a gulf named after you.
And I don't even really know what a gulf is.
But if, you know, fuck you.
You don't get to have it.
It's ours now too.
Anyway, it's approximately 8:05 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
We got joined by my good friend here, Mike Mendoza of the Mike Mendoza Report.
How are you doing, Mike?
michael mendoza
I'm good.
You know, I mean, a lot of traveling over the holidays, over Christmas and New Year's, but I'm happy to be back in Florida.
Once I got back to Florida, it just reminded me of how much I prefer it over every other state.
Like just having sun year-round is just like a life-changing experience.
So, you know, I would recommend it if you ever have the possibility to move here or ever have a chance to.
Is your audio working or what's going on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
My audio is not working in my headphones.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
It doesn't matter, but it's all good anyway.
You've got to get yourself some confetti of color.
You got to get back into the mode and the mindset.
Where's your confetti of color?
michael mendoza
Well, I'm waiting for the intro.
So put on.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, let's start the show.
michael mendoza
That was definitely a salute.
unidentified
I was just thinking that was it.
michael mendoza
That was it.
unidentified
Yeah, our Bonley is not here today, all right yes, excellent.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to the show.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
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Offensive, we're gonna jump right into things today.
Uh because Mike, we already did a little bit off.
I didn't know what was going on in the beginning.
I, you know, I love how the fact is is, I was talking a big talk about uh against H1bs.
A lot of things happened while we were going.
michael mendoza
Oh yeah, a lot.
elijah schaffer
And um, turns out my, I have an H1b audio producer.
Someone said in the chat, so um, that's a uh, that would be an upgrade from what we have right now.
Actually correct, that would actually be an upgrade.
So it looks like we're actually making some headway here.
Um, speaking of that, we got to talk about some stuff.
We have a really complex uh discussion tonight about.
You know, I saw titles of of shows today about this topic.
People are like Zuck is based now, and if you, if you see what's happening with the tech world and how a lot of uh, basically a lot of tech oligarchs they're actually are oligarchs right, we got, we got to say it like it is.
These are not ceos, these are trillion dollar operators of U.s wealth.
Right, these are, these are our, our elite class.
Uh, and this guy so happens to be Jewish.
That's not to say they all are, but this one does happen to be an evil man who is a Jew right um, and i'm just a simple Goy from Los Angeles right, and we're retaking that word.
Yeah, we're gonna retake the word Goy this year, and um, and we're gonna retake it, and apparently all you have to do is say that and you get to become the next prime minister of Canada anyways yeah, but uh still uh, in the midst of all this basically, what people are are, are doing is they're getting um, bait and switched and they're falling for the trick of what's going on.
But I don't know if people know this, but all good people don't always do good things and bad people don't always all do bad things.
Sometimes they do really evil things yeah, and then, when everyone calls them out for their shit, they start talking about pedophile rape gangs in another country yeah, and very conspicuously, by the way.
Yeah, they change the the the topic, because it's low-hanging fruit and everybody hates pedophiles exactly, yep.
So it's like, well hey, you guys are calling me out for my lies.
Well hey, there's pedophiles over there, let's Get them.
And then those pedophiles also happen to be of the same ethnicity of the people that you were trying to bring into your country that you told us all we were racist and not want, but they're literally the same ethnic background.
They're just Muslim.
michael mendoza
Yeah, actually, actually, same people.
I didn't even think about that until right now.
But yeah, it's like literally Pakistanis versus Indians.
So it's not that much of a difference except for the religious difference.
But yeah, like, I mean, you know, and by the way, on Christmas, no less.
Like, it's just like, if there's any day that you probably shouldn't crash out on the people who just entrusted you with like helping advise the leader of the nation, it probably shouldn't be on Christmas.
Probably like one of the most sacred American holidays.
Well, it's not technically an American holiday, but it is very sacred in this country because it's a Christian country or should be a Christian country.
But yeah, instead, he decided to tell everyone to kindly step back and go fuck themselves in their faces.
How's that work?
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
Listen, so thank you, Elon Musk.
I will kindly go fuck myself in my face right now and start talking about this.
michael mendoza
Hey, if I could, I would.
elijah schaffer
You know, I'm not going to go there.
But if I could, I wouldn't say I wouldn't.
I probably would have tried.
Also, you're chewing gum in the mic.
You're chewing gum in the microphone.
What the hell is going on?
Just spit that shit out.
michael mendoza
Put it on the iPad.
I'm not iPad table.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, stick it on the iPad.
I was like, this is like an H1.
This is my H1G.
The G stands for gum.
No, so, okay, so let's talk about this.
People that don't know what's going on here, basically, there's been a 180 from the tech bros essentially coming in and becoming pro-Trump.
Not just the tech bros, but Hollywood.
Like, I'm predicting that this year, that Melania, by the end of the four years, may end up on the front cover of Vogue.
Like, that's actually where I'm headed, that they'll embrace this.
Because if you don't get in line and submit, Trump is on a war path.
This is not a Trump Simp show.
So we're going to, you're not going to just say the good, but we're also not one of these fags on the internet that just cries about Trump all day.
It's like, well, Trump is too pro-Jewish.
Really?
Like, it's like, well, you got what you, you know, you got what you voted for.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So you're, while I'm complaining that the guy that I voted in might have brought in too many Indians, you're like, well, shouldn't have voted for him when the other option was a literal Indian.
So let's also not forget the choices that were on the table here.
Right.
A lot of people are like, you know, well, Trump sucks.
You know, he was going to bring in people that prayed to Shiva.
Literally, Shiva's fucking sperm was about to become the president of the United States.
So don't tell me we were in some sort of interesting cocktail where I didn't choose Thomas Massey to run the country when I had the choice or something.
Let's be real here.
But Mark Zuckerberg, we'll bring him up on the screen.
Let's talk about his glow up here for a second.
It is interesting, right?
How he changed his, he hired a stylist.
You heard that, right?
A stylist and a PR specialist.
Well, they worked for years to change his image.
This was chosen.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I mean, the stylist isn't doing that much work.
It's just like an over, like, I mean, this is what I wear to go to the gym.
Just like an oversized T, just like a pump cover, you know, like once you go to the gym and then a gold, a gold now, like, I mean, this is literally what I wear to the gym, except I don't have the jufro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like, it's like, hello, fellow travelers.
I am also from this planet.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
It's like what you would wear if you were trying to look like you were normal, but you're like a celebrity and you're trying to like blend in and go out.
michael mendoza
How old is Zuckerberg, by the way?
He's 40.
elijah schaffer
I think he's infinite now.
I think he's only going to die.
michael mendoza
He probably will be eventually.
elijah schaffer
He's downloaded his consciousness.
And that's actually where to talk about that.
But Mark Zuckerberg came out along with, we'll talk about this.
You know, you have obviously Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and you have Jeff Bezos from Amazon coming out suddenly in support.
I even heard something about like Microsoft donating some money as well to the inaugural fund.
Did that happen?
michael mendoza
Tim Cook.
elijah schaffer
Tim Cook.
It was Apple.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So it's Apple.
Microsoft is still trying to update their computers if they can't get it through.
It's updating on the 37th hour.
It always happens at the worst time.
michael mendoza
I was actually going to message one of my friends today who works at an ad, well, I was about to say a liberal ad agency, but they probably all are.
I don't think there's like many, if there are any, conservative ad agencies.
I was about to ask him because I remember once I was working with him, me and him were like, as far as we knew, the only Trump supporters in the company, which is probably like 250 people.
And I'm like, are people just outwardly like Trump supporters now?
Because it didn't used to be that way, but now it's, but now it's kind of like just like there's been like a seed change where now everyone's just like proud to be a Trump supporter and there's kind of like no shame in it anymore, which is like, you know, and like that was also some of the allure of it like six to eight years ago was that it was like the rebellious thing to be a Trump supporter.
And then now it's like, well, now Kodak Black is like a Trump supporter.
Like, what does he say?
elijah schaffer
It's like everybody stopped using condoms.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, that was me a long time ago.
elijah schaffer
We're all hitting it raw.
But it's true that it's what it feels like.
Okay.
So he comes out and he's like, hey, by the way, convenient timing, but you know, this censorship stuff that we've been doing, Facebook and Instagram.
And everyone's like, yeah, totally.
You mean when you guys banned Trump off of Facebook and you shut down like Andrew Tate and even Prison Planet, right?
You get Paul Joseph Watson, people who didn't even post anything but cars and pictures.
You deleted them off your app without any violation of terms of service.
Yeah, I think we remember that completely.
He says, look, we're going to start changing things around here and we're going to start by removing fact checkers.
Listen to this.
mark zuckerberg
Finally, we're going to work with President Trump to push back on governments around the world that are going after American companies and pushing censors.
The U.S. has the strongest constitutional protections for free expression in the world.
Europe has an ever-increasing number of laws institutionalizing censorship and making it difficult to build anything good there.
Latin American countries have secret courts that can order companies to quietly take things down.
China has censors removing work in the country.
The only way that we can push back on this global trend is with the support of the U.S. government.
That's why it's been so difficult over the past four years when even the U.S. government has pushed for censorship.
By going after us and other American companies, it has emboldened other governments to go even further.
But now we have the opportunity to restore free expression, and I am excited to take it.
It'll take time to get this right, and these are complex systems.
They're never going to be perfect.
unidentified
There's also a lot of illegal stuff that we still need to work very hard to remove.
mark zuckerberg
But the bottom line is that after years of having our content moderation work focused primarily on removing content, it is time to focus on reducing mistakes, simplifying our systems, and getting back to our roots about giving people voice.
I'm looking forward to this next chapter.
Stay good out there and more to come soon.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so it is interesting, right?
So he comes out and he goes, you know, we think that there's been too much censorship that's been happening.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, hmm, let's look around the room.
Who's been the one doing that?
That's a really interesting point.
It's like, you know, I really think that, you know, we have a problem with podcasters in this country.
Just people are podcasting.
It's like, yeah, but you are a podcaster.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Also, do you like hear noise in the background?
What is that?
michael mendoza
I mean, I think it's like the HVAC here or something.
Like from the headphones?
I don't know.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I can hear like rattling or something.
michael mendoza
I don't know, but the echo is fine now.
I think that was a sandy area.
Sorry, we've been gone for two weeks now, so we're kind of just getting back in the swing of things.
But yeah, I didn't hear anything though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
I hear like computer noise or something.
But anyway, it is interesting that he goes out and he goes, you know, we're going to get rid of the insane, we're going to get rid of the insane draconian fact-checking because we realized it might have been too politically biased.
Oh, you realized it, you sick fuck.
You sick Jewish billionaire fuck.
You just realized this.
What I take from this, there's a lot I take from this, but it's like, I am so sick of the right when someone does this going like, wow, well, maybe we should invite Zuck to speak at a next turning point conference.
And it's like they would do that.
You know what I'm saying?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, no, well, speaking of which, I mean, I have some links in here.
Let me see if I can pull it up real quick.
But I think a good rule of thumb is if Ben Shapiro is cheering it on, it's probably not a great idea.
I think it's like the, I don't know which link it is in there, but it's in there.
But yeah, if Ben Shapiro is cheering something on, it's probably a good rule of thumb that's not the best route to be going down.
And he seemed to be inviting Zuck in with open arms.
You got to switch to me, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I was trying to bring this up here because I'm trying to hear you switch because I'm like, I'm going to try to open up links.
I can't switch while I'm opening up links.
I was going to bring this up, reminding you guys, Slightly Offensive has its own original articles.
And we covered this.
Mark Zuckerberg's sudden free speech pivot, a genuine move or a fear of Trump's comeback.
With Trump to return to the political stage and Dana White joining Meta's board, it's hard not to see this as Zuckerberg's bracing for a seismic cultural and political shift.
It turns out here that Mark Zuckerberg's announcement that meta platforms will ditch third-party fact-checkers in favor of user-driven community notes feature has set the internet ablaze.
Framed as a move to restore free expression and simplify content policies, the change starts in the United States and mimics Elon Musk's similar systems on X.
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We're going to get into a discussion here about the transformation of the tech bros suddenly backing, they're suddenly backing Donald Trump and the right wing's embracing it going, this is so good for us.
And in some ways, I'll be honest, yes, because it got us into power, but it got us into power at what cost?
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
When the money comes from Maryam Adelson, you know, a Jewish billionaire gambler, right?
You're talking about somebody who promotes gambling in the United States at a heavy level.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And then a tech billionaire that wants to create an all-encompassing app where you do all your buy, selling, and trading.
It sounds like the book of Revelation.
And he also doesn't even care about this country.
He wants to go.
He cares more about Mars than the nation.
It makes you wonder how much Trump can do what he wants or how much he's subservient or what he owes these people for getting there.
And now we're seeing that a lot of people are wanting to get on board the Trump train.
A lot of people who just four years ago worked to rig and steal the last election.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So that's what's scary.
They actually weren't just neutral.
They were anti-Trump.
And now they're suddenly our friends and want to be our leaders.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it is alarming to me when someone like Elon Musk, you know, says, you know, I got to root these racists out of the party.
Excuse me, fucker.
You just got here like two days ago.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You just became, thank you for electing the president.
You don't even know what a Republican is and you don't know the base.
You want to come against 50% of the base in your own party and you don't even know, you don't even take time to get to know us, but you tell us to go fuck ourselves in our faces.
Like it's, it's remarkable, right?
It's remarkable.
And I don't trust them.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It brings us up split here too.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And well, so one thing I was thinking of too was because you mentioned 50%.
At first I was thinking, I was like, well, like, you know, maybe, because, you know, not that whole 50% of the country that supports Trump all has the same views and everything.
Some are more hard right wing, some are more moderate right wing.
But actually, what I have noticed is that there are people who are speaking up who would generally be kind of referred to as normies, like Steven Crowder even.
Steven Crowder was speaking up against this.
So even though people try and classify the people with the more immigration restrictionist views as hard right, as Nazis, whatever, I mean, even people like Steven Crowder were speaking up against Elon Musk.
And I was thinking a while ago, too, like, it is kind of alarming that we're letting someone who's like a titan of industry, who's pretty much got rich off of government contracts too and government subsidies now have so much influence in our government and then start to be able to like take control.
And then now he's like trying to go on for like a full-on global takeover, talking about the UK politics and then now stepping into his Greenland thing too.
Like, you know, if this was, if this was Bill Gates, if this was anyone else, if this was any like corporate oligarch, we'd have a major problem with it.
But because it's Elon, which by the way, Elon has the most milquetoast tweets on X ever.
He'll just be like, interesting.
Wow.
Cool.
Like, I mean, like, there's a part of me that thinks that he's not even tweeting this stuff.
He just like probably pays a guy to just like his libs of TikTok.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I was just like a trans person.
elijah schaffer
Incredible.
michael mendoza
So it's not like it's like well thought out or anything.
He's just like responding to anything that's like moderately right wing.
And then everyone just was like so open.
And like, by the way, I like, you know, I fell into the trap a little bit too.
Like, you know, I thought he was cool at first.
But yeah, like just a couple months ago, it started to dawn on me.
I'm like, hey, this actually might be a problem.
And then it wasn't until Christmas that he really kind of showed his true color.
elijah schaffer
But wasn't it?
It's funny because the episode before we went to break, before this all happened and he turned on us, you know, I said, I don't know.
I got to be kind of careful about Elon Musk.
And I got flooded with emails and DMs of you guys telling me like, dude, respect the guy.
He brought free speech.
And then all of a sudden he pivots against free speech over break.
And then people, you know, if you didn't follow it, they lost a debate on H-1B.
He wanted to flood this country with Indians.
He goes, we're going to fix America's problem by flooding the country with like several hundred thousand Indians.
And everyone was like, no, because we want to delete India.
You know what I mean?
Like, you ever notice when there's a video about Indian street food, the number one comment is delete India button?
And everyone likes it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, like, like, I saw a video today of four Indians in Canada that fell into a lake and they were dying of hypothermia.
And every comment was just like, cleanest they've ever been.
You know?
And everyone's like, 200 billion gallons polluted permanently.
You know, like, people are like, they're not screaming because it's cold.
They're screaming because they're having to take a bath.
Like, the public doesn't really like India.
And when he found out as a populist leader that Americans, it was 85 to 95% when you ask Grok AI, their own AI, how many people rejected his proposition.
It was almost 100% were against it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you know, you know, the only thing that was kind of convincing to me was, you know, who wasn't, who was for it?
unidentified
Who?
elijah schaffer
Ian Miles Chong.
And I get all my politics from him.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I tend to think, like, what does Ian Miles Chong think about this?
Sometimes I won't even have sex with my wife.
Because I'm like, I don't even find if Ian Miles Chong would approve of this.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, it's hard.
He's not in America.
He's not in America because I can't get a hold of him.
The time zones are off.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I wasn't sure if we were burning the Ian Miles Chong bridge or not very long before.
elijah schaffer
We're not burning the bridge.
I'd have him back on.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We've never burned it, actually.
I used to have him blocked because he would stole it.
unidentified
Oh, did you?
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Because he stole.
So he stole my content.
He would take my content from the riots.
And then he would be like, it's just crazy out here right now.
And then that would be his caption.
And he would download it, re-upload it, be like, it's crazy out here.
And then you would see like news organizations be like, can I use this clip?
And he'd be like, yes.
michael mendoza
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, I'm going to sue this guy, but I couldn't sue him because he doesn't live in America.
And that's how I found out he didn't live in America.
And then he got me in trouble legally.
I almost got a lawsuit because he claimed in a video that somebody died that didn't.
That was mine.
He was like, yeah, someone's like the news agency was like, is this guy dead?
He goes, yes.
And I was like, and then I got contacted that were like, hey, you know, you're spreading information.
Like, like your journalist out here is using your footage to say that, you know, someone died.
And I'm like, he's not my journalist.
So I'd blocked him so he'd stop stealing my content.
And then I unblocked him and now we're at peace.
I have no problem with Ian Miles Chong.
In fact, like I said, like the Hindus will pray to anything.
I pray to Ian.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
I'm like a Hindu.
I pray to Rocks and Ian Miles Chong.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, you know, what, I mean, what other Titan of thought would you need to get your opinions from on our great platform of X.com, but Ian Miles Chong?
Well, like, I saw a lot of people muting him recently, too.
And I think it was after the H-1B thing.
But because like, I mean, also, too, like, he's, he's done such a 180 on so many topics.
I mean, he was, he was like pretty hardcore back in the day.
elijah schaffer
You want to see something really fucking incredible?
It's like actually amazing.
What's his name?
Keith Woods, right?
michael mendoza
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Keith Woods.
I really liked, by the way, I think I'm going to be doing an in-person collab with Keith pretty soon here.
So that's pretty cool.
I like Keith.
He's in Ireland, I believe, or something like that.
But he put up this chart.
And it's going to take me a second to find.
Let me just find it real fast because it's, oh, yeah, here it is.
Look at this.
Okay.
Look at this shit.
Okay, dude.
unidentified
Come on.
elijah schaffer
This is so good.
Ian Miles Chong.
Nigel Farage is England's last hope.
Support this man.
Then he says, Nigel Farage should be in charge of the UK right now, TBH.
Then Elon Musk tweets out, the Reform Party needs a new leader.
Farage doesn't have what it takes.
And Ian Miles Chong says, spineless and self-serving.
Nile Farage isn't the leader that Britain needs.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
I would love to see the dates on those.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
I gotta remember where they were.
It was that one.
Sorry for that.
I was spurning in there.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I would love to see the dates on those because I just wonder how close in proximity they were.
elijah schaffer
It was earlier this year.
It was this year.
Oh, it was last year.
2024.
They're all in 2024.
michael mendoza
That was okay.
That was all within one year.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't like somebody like four years later flop flip-flopping.
It is amazing.
In fact, that's why sometimes you should go to him.
Your wife should go to him for advice and wouldn't have sex with you because he'll flip-flop it.
So when she says no, obviously, because she's tired or her stomach hurts, he'll say, actually, you should, you know, he'll change.
He'll be like, no, you should flip your position and say that you do want it.
You should do the opposite of what you think.
So I like I do like Ian, by the way.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, you know, say what you want about him, but man, he lives in Malaysia and he's making good.
elijah schaffer
No, he's money.
He's a immigrant.
He left because they were trying to kill him or arrest him.
michael mendoza
So where's he now?
Or is he not?
elijah schaffer
I can't say.
I would have thought that.
But he had to leave because the government was actually trying to arrest.
michael mendoza
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
They opened up an inquiry into him that the government did for being pro-Israel because he worked for Ezra Levant.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, because I'm just saying.
elijah schaffer
That guy sucks.
michael mendoza
Imagine making the kind of money that you would make on an account like his where it's constantly getting boosted by Elon and then living in Malaysia of all places.
You'd be living like King Solomon.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
He's making between probably between like somewhere between like $30,000 to $80,000 a month just on extra.
michael mendoza
He's probably making more than what's that one Asian Tiffany Fong.
That Asian girl?
Tiffany Fing Fang.
unidentified
Did you?
michael mendoza
Tiffany Fong, Ching Chong.
elijah schaffer
Did you, speaking of Ian, and this is totally off topic, but I like where this show's going.
michael mendoza
Did you see that?
elijah schaffer
No, did you see this?
Did you see Myron Gaines from Fresh and French?
michael mendoza
Never heard of him.
unidentified
That's good.
michael mendoza
Yeah, of course.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
What's it called?
Fresh updates or something?
Fresh and...
Yeah, there it is.
michael mendoza
No, no.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, do I have to?
michael mendoza
Tink About This.
At Tink About This is the first thing.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but first of all, hey, look at this.
Go to my screen.
michael mendoza
Think about this.
elijah schaffer
Listen, man, I'm a nigga, bro.
I like Drip.
Granted, these tiny hats are fine.
Hey, man, I'm just saying.
Anyhow, shalom.
You got any chats?
unidentified
Dude.
michael mendoza
Love Fresh.
elijah schaffer
I love, dude.
Fresh needs to come on the show.
Fresh, this is an invite.
Hey, whoever's clipping this, Fresh, this is an official invite.
We'll get you a nice Uber Black SUV.
michael mendoza
He was on.
elijah schaffer
We'll bring you up here.
michael mendoza
He was on Luke's show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they live like 10 minutes from each other.
michael mendoza
That's true.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we're like an hour up.
Fresh, this is your invite to come on.
Tink about this somewhere over here.
We love you.
No, but it was so good.
Myron was on a space with Ian Miles Chong.
And he ripped into him.
michael mendoza
And I was just like.
Myron just cooks everyone.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Where'd it get deleted?
michael mendoza
Just hibachi style.
He may have deleted it because I mean, well, oh, this on the fresh updates.
Well, there's a Myron updates too.
elijah schaffer
Oh, maybe it's Myron updates.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Fresh updates is obviously about our good friend.
elijah schaffer
Is it this one?
Myron Gaines updates?
michael mendoza
No, That's not it.
It's like the picture of Myron with the glowing eyes.
That's the Myron update.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I can't.
I mean, I'm on.
The problem is that I'm on this thing.
I'm on the wrong profile.
michael mendoza
I'm slightly offensive.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm on slightly offensive things, so I don't...
And this is, by the way, this is Ian, right?
People don't know how he looks.
This is Ian.
That's Ian Miles Chong.
michael mendoza
He got some Riz.
elijah schaffer
He's got Riz.
I like Ian.
I actually, I do get along well with him, and I do like him.
I just think that it is interesting because people would say, oh, well, you know, why are you interested in Australia?
And I go, well, because my children are Australian citizens.
you know what i mean like yeah like i mean my my children and so like technically their blood and their ancestors fought and founded australia so So I would care about Australia because my children are citizens.
And so if you married an American girl and had American kids, and I'd say that's fair to not live here and be concerned.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right.
I remember when I, also, remember, this is what was crazy.
People used to accuse me of being like Ian Miles Chong when I was living in Australia.
And I think people are fucking retarded, which is nothing new.
Because I don't think they know that when you leave America, not only did I run a company in America, you were working for me and you were in America.
Not only were my businesses is registered in Texas, but also on top of that, you don't stop paying taxes when you leave America.
michael mendoza
And you also just like don't keep paying taxes.
Yeah, and you also just don't give up your citizenship.
It's not like you just like.
elijah schaffer
You vote still.
michael mendoza
Yeah, what's a term for that when you absentee voting?
No, there's like a terrorist pat.
No, no, no.
There's a term for once you.
elijah schaffer
Gay.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Not that one.
No.
There's a term for once you just like you remove citizenship from yourself.
You just like throw it away pretty much.
I forgot the.
elijah schaffer
There's someone in the chat that would know.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Oh, and that account is called Wyron Gaines.
W-Y-R-O-N Gains.
elijah schaffer
W-Y.
michael mendoza
R-O-N Gains.
elijah schaffer
Is it, oh, Myron Gaines updates?
Was that it then?
Yes, it is.
Okay, here it is.
michael mendoza
There we go.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So he got in a chat with Ian Miles John.
Is this the one I think?
Let me make sure this is it.
Let me make sure this is it.
michael mendoza
Probably.
elijah schaffer
Let's see.
Adrian Dimming says that's face to moment Myron.
Oh, wait, no, It's down here for it'll be down here further.
Oh, here it is.
It's this one.
It's this one.
Listen to this.
This is one of the best things.
Listen, this is Myron Gaines.
unidentified
I want to say this, too.
I find it interesting how we have like, what, three or four people trying to gang up on Nick, right?
Trying to accuse him of being a white supremacist or using nigger or whatever the fuck it may be or that dumbass that came in here.
Oh, I don't like you.
It's too fucking toned.
Thank you.
Come again.
Let me make something very clear here, right?
Racism is awesome.
Making fun of people because of the color of their skin or their stereotypical backgrounds is fucking awesome.
If you guys want to go ahead and get offended by that shit, fuck y'all, man.
We got Ching Chong Ian Chung here saying all this stuff.
I think Nick is smart.
I think Nick is smart, but you know, his fan base, blah, blah.
Yo, you're in fucking Malaysia with your fucking planted ass eyes, you zipperhead fuck, this fat fuck over here trying to comment on American politics.
mark zuckerberg
I'm not even fat and I'm not even in Malaysia.
unidentified
What are you talking about?
You definitely are fat.
I've seen your titties.
You are fat, bro.
mark zuckerberg
You see my shit.
What titties?
You're talking about it.
unidentified
We can see it through your face, bro.
You are absolutely.
Dude, dude, you literally are a mouth breather.
You're breathing through your mouth right now.
I can hear it on the mic, fat ass.
Fuck you talking about?
How are you fat living in an Asian country?
michael mendoza
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Can I tell you so?
I love black people's roasting abilities.
Like, no matter how much Myron, like, just, you know, he's like not acting like he's like, you know, like a ninja or whatever, but he still has that black riz, like where it's like, what I've, I argue with black people, like, you crack your ass looking monkey ass motherfucking ass hoe.
What the fuck you look like looking fucking mow drop.
You like, you just go and you're like, it's got to be something they're raised with, like where they like just roast each other all the time.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, like, yeah, I mean, growing up, that was always like, like, it was like roast battles.
Like, like, like, there was one lunch table that was like people making beats with their pencils and pens and then freestyling.
And then there was one table that was like roast battles.
And yeah.
And then there was the other table that I was sitting at with all the real fast.
elijah schaffer
So, but on the topic of censorship and the change of this, I want to talk about this, but first I want to mention something absolutely important that you guys are not going to miss because we basically figured out why the tech bros are backing up Donald Trump.
I have a really interesting theory and it connects with purchasing Greenland.
And I don't think I've heard it articulated altogether anywhere.
And I feel like this is genuinely an original idea.
Maybe you've heard parts of this from certain people.
I don't know.
People have probably mentioned things about this, but the total connection, I've mentioned it a little bit earlier while I was trying to figure it out on shows in the past, like, hey, I think, you know, Elon might not be a good person here.
Here's why I think he's, you know, cares about free speech.
But I finally connected it the other night.
I was like a little bit, you know, zooted one time a little bit.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
A little bit.
elijah schaffer
A little bit.
And my brain was working well.
michael mendoza
Off the Kratom drink, you were Zoom.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which everyone apparently is like freaking out about, even though it's like, I don't understand.
I don't think people don't understand it.
I'm not taking like Kratom pills or something.
It's just like a tea that has some, like, kratom in it.
It's not like a...
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm not, like, injecting this shit.
Yeah.
Um...
But I was going to say, so I think it all came to me.
And I was even talking to someone who wasn't into politics.
And they were like, this is incredible.
So I do want to talk about it because actually it's pretty mind-blowing.
But I also want to mention this.
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But the most important part is right now, it's honestly been one of the hardest years for MyPillow.
I don't know if you know about this, but everyone's been attacking him.
Mike Lindell, he's honestly a good guy.
He cares about Trump.
He's been a good ally.
And everyone's been canceling their orders, the stores, because they were trying to bankrupt him for his support for Trump.
I'm not joking.
And they were canceling him off of, you know, TV stations weren't letting him advertise.
Like, it's really bad.
Like, this canceling is really bad.
Okay.
It's not funny.
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And, you know, we were thinking about ending it just last month, but we decided that we were going to continue to work with them so that we could help them to honestly continue on with an incredible company.
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So, all right, we got to talk about some crazy stuff.
So, as you mentioned earlier, one of the indicators that we use to decide whether we're right is we're checking if we disagree with Ben Shapiro.
unidentified
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, if you want to bring this up, when Facebook brought up the idea that they're getting rid of fact-checking and they're bringing in community notes, which by the way, are already rigged and gamed on X.
I think they're terrible.
I think it's a terrible system.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think it sucks and it's still gay.
We don't need any notes.
If everyone's retarded and doesn't understand, would I put up a picture of Sam Hyde and said that he was the terrorist who blew up the car in front of Trump's tower?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then they had a community notice saying this is actually Sam Hyde, a comedian.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, retard.
michael mendoza
Yeah, those are the worst.
Yeah.
And like, by the way, I mean, community notes is still obviously very ideologically driven.
If you have the ability to see to see community notes, it's always like one side community noting the other.
Maybe not all the time, but like I do see that a lot because now it's like granting me the access to rate notes or whatever.
And it's always people doing unnecessary notes to take away the monetization from the other people.
Because if you get noted, then you lose the monetization for that post.
elijah schaffer
Right.
That's what it's about attacking.
And also they do adding context.
Like they just add unnecessary notes to my post.
But what they could, that they could do, it's very, you know, it's even simpler.
If you wanted to show that a post was humor, you could just add a tag to it.
That didn't take away monetization.
It says satire or something under it or like satirical.
But it's confusing people.
You could just, if there was something that was causing problems, or you could put like, you could just literally put a tag under there and like with just a link to more information.
You don't have to like demonetize like the de-incentivizing people and stuff.
It really does, like, especially for satire.
Like if you're making a joke and you get demonetized, it's really dumb.
And that takes some checking.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And that takes away from the joke too.
Like, I mean, imagine if you went to go like see a comedian perform and then like there was a big sign, like how they have the applause signs, but it's like comedy, comedy, like just like letting you know that nothing here is real.
Like it just ruins a joke.
So, right.
elijah schaffer
And here's, here's the thing.
I'm going to go here.
Let me see.
Apparently, under Elon Musk, by the way, there's three times more censorship than Jack Dorsey.
According to Fortune, account suspensions have tripled on X since Elon Musk took over.
And so people think that there's free speech, but I've talked about it on the show last time.
Was that I was on Infowars actually on with Maria Z covering for The War Room.
And I said on there, you know, it's interesting because you, I have to censor myself more on the current app.
It's like I can show pictures of bodies getting blown up and like heads cut off, and then like literally watch a woman getting blacked in the comment section.
So I can see like graphic porn and gore.
But like if you try to call Indian a Pajit now, which is like never have been, you know, censored, you can actually get your, I've gotten locked out of my account for using the word Pajit.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I can call you a retard and say that there's two genders, but if I talk about Auschwitz or criticize the platform, you actually get deboosted and censored now for criticizing X's algorithm and Elon Musk.
It admits that.
Grok admits it does that.
michael mendoza
Well, so I saw everyone asking Grok for like what their positivity score would be, but everyone got 38.
Did you notice that?
elijah schaffer
I got 65.
michael mendoza
Okay, so I saw a lot of people getting 38, which seems like too much of coincidence.
So I'm not sure that Grok is actually giving you an accurate score because I mean, you know, I just asked what kind of content would be de-boosted under the new negativity algorithm.
I did.
elijah schaffer
And they said like content critical of the platform of the founders and people who run it.
So they're deboosting their own critics, which is like funny.
But I will say, Ben Shapiro said this to Zuckerberg.
This is a sea of change in the direction at Facebook.
Zuckerberg spelled out his vision of free speech at Georgetown in 2019 to the consternation and shock of the left.
Facebook then proceeded to cave, engaging in mass censorship.
The tide has turned.
Good for Zuckerberg.
I want to remind you that Ben Shapiro had backdoor secret meetings with Facebook.
And we've talked about it here.
There's a reason why the publications I work for and stuff really don't like Daily Wire or Ben.
And I know everyone says, oh, it's because they're Jewish.
No, it's because they did some really shitty things back in the day, which is they took advantage basically of the censorship of Trump websites, made a backdoor deal with big tech, and then they didn't get censored themselves.
And then they were able to push and dominate with insertion from a billionaire and sort of take over the space as a gatekeeper so that they would stay and take over the populist rights.
So they were given, this is like, this is documented by the Western Journal and the Gateway Pundit.
They literally fucked over, worked with Zuckerberg to fuck over Americans, take over the websites when they were demonetized off of Facebook and their Facebook pages, get them remonetized, basically steal all the followers' traffic and put a cap on the populist movement.
That's why I'm not a fan of Daily Wire because of what Ben and Boring did on the back end.
According to the reports I was reading, and these are all like, you know, from top-down people I've spoken to that are like, yeah, this happened, and I'm not, I'm not, I'm not proud of these people.
michael mendoza
Also, guess what?
Despite all that, go to the link under that link that you just clicked on.
Despite all that, even though they did all these backdoor deals and talked to all the right people, still, there was one person who, you know, still trusts them.
Despite all that.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
I should go in Canada.
I would love to go on Candace's show.
That's the one show I'd like to go on.
I always wanted to be a guest of Tucker Carlson.
And I'm not saying this in a boastful way.
I was able to do it at least twice.
So I know I went on three times, I think.
So it was like, that was pretty good for me.
I was like, I wanted to be on Tucker on his prime time, right?
And I got on his show as a guest several times.
And then I was supposed to go on his podcast, but it didn't work out.
And then I moved to Australia, so it didn't work out.
But then October 7th happened, and then I called the booker guy about it.
And then he was like, aren't you just so upset what's happening in Israel?
And I went anyway.
Candace Owens, congratulations.
Missing confetti there for Candace Owens.
Congratulations on hitting 3.35 million followers.
It looks like people like the truth.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I think, so let's talk about this, this idea.
So Zuckerberg, listen to me, guys.
Zuckerberg puts Dana White of the UFC, a big Trump ally, on the board of his directors of Facebook.
He removes the fact-checking, which we know.
Look, this is actually good.
I have 200,000 followers on Facebook.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
No, yeah.
I was thinking about this this morning.
elijah schaffer
Hey, this might actually be monetarily lucrative for us.
michael mendoza
Well, and by the way, I mean, Just, I think, yesterday or the day before, we were talking about how Instagram is such a free-for-all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm censored the least on Instagram.
I'm censored more on X than Instagram.
michael mendoza
I wonder how much crazier it's going to get.
I feel like I'm going to see, like, if anyone knows a real Justin Lewis on Twitter, I feel like I'm about to start getting his content on Instagram now because now it's going to be like all the chains are completely taken off.
If there were any to begin with, right?
It's like naked women all the time on Instagram, regardless.
So naked women and the breastfeeding content.
unidentified
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like a woman will just pull her titties out and start breastfeeding a child.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, listen, guys, everybody knows.
It's been a rocky few years, okay?
2025, I'm going to bring more faith elements back into the show.
I know I've got a problem with slipping a few F-bombs in or several dozen by the first half of the show, but I am aware that ultimately, no matter how much we fall and no matter how many times we may stray, we need to get back up.
Because it says the righteous man falls seven times, which is the number of completion, and he gets back up.
So sometimes the enemy lies to us.
And I always say, the only people that remind you of your past are women and the devil.
You know, I remember.
michael mendoza
That's a difference at that point.
elijah schaffer
And honestly, honestly.
You know, at least the devil allows you to have fun.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, baby.
No, no, she's crazy.
I was about to make a joke about cooking steak, too, but no, no, but I was going to say, I was going to say, it's, yeah, but I think that, you know, this year we're going to try to incorporate more faith aspects.
You know, start trying to get closer to the Lord.
Remember to stay focused on God because honestly, when your eyes are on the world, it becomes very depressing.
And when your eyes are off yourself and onto God, you have strength to get through the day.
It's just true.
And honestly, men, if you want to lead your families and your kids, you know, there's a lot of content out there.
It's good, but it's not godly.
So a lot of people, you know, telling men not to get married, not to have kids.
And it makes sense with the state of the world, but God said to be fruitful and multiply.
And what they say, be fruitful and multiply, not be fruity and fuck a guy.
But I don't think God said that, actually.
michael mendoza
No, I think it was Owen Benjamin.
Yeah, actually.
elijah schaffer
God didn't say Owen Benjamin said that.
Someone said that.
michael mendoza
What's the difference?
elijah schaffer
Owen Benjamin's a legend.
No, but I will say that, yeah, we'll go to that.
But I do want to talk about this thing.
I want to talk about this thing of the AI and what's going on here.
So basically, all these people start backing Trump.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Dana White's on it.
I think we have Melania Trump's offered $40 million from Jeff Bezos for like a documentary show series, which Baron Trump's going to be in, which previously, you know, it was only that kind of money only went to Megan Markle, to the Obamas.
So like boycotting Trump and them is no longer an issue.
But on top of that, well, we'll summarize this all in the end.
It looks like we're also strategically making some pretty bold moves.
Trump's doing some crazy stuff.
Right now, Donald Trump Jr. landed today in Greenland saying that Greenland's beautiful.
unidentified
He went with Charlie Kirk.
elijah schaffer
That's what he is.
And that guy, which is, I don't know what that is.
michael mendoza
I recognize him.
I don't know his name, though, but I'm not going to buck it.
elijah schaffer
Sergio.
I don't know who that is.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Sergio.
elijah schaffer
Well, we actually got invited VIP this year to the Turning Point Conference.
You know, a lot of people, that's kind of funny.
And you went.
michael mendoza
I did go.
elijah schaffer
I sent you to Turning Point.
michael mendoza
I did go.
elijah schaffer
I sent you to Turning Point because I personally don't like the drama that happens.
I don't like the gossip and the drama and the lies and the things.
I don't need any more of that.
And there was a lot of that there.
Well, how was that?
How was your time at Turning Point?
michael mendoza
I was too busy partying with Dom Lucre and getting bottles at the AB party in Tempe, Arizona.
elijah schaffer
You were partying with C.J. Pearson and Xavier Randiso.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Xavier Durissau and C.J. Pearson.
Yeah, no, they were definitely getting bottles.
So we were turning up, as one might say.
elijah schaffer
We hung out with gay black people at a Turning Point conference.
michael mendoza
Pretty good.
No different from any other weekend.
So, yeah.
But yeah, that was fun.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shit.
Yeah, but I sent him there, and I don't know if it accomplished anything for us, but I was shout out to the founders of TrainingPoint for inviting us out.
michael mendoza
There are some other good people, though, but I mean, well, we just haven't had a chance to fully debrief on it.
But can I talk about the other people who I met?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
michael mendoza
I shouldn't like.
Well, I met the person who runs AF Post.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
He's a good guy.
Not who some people say he is, but he's a good guy.
Obviously, he runs a super popular.
elijah schaffer
Ian Miles Chong says that it's, what's his name?
michael mendoza
Oh, wait, wait, does Ian Miles Chong have a theory about it too?
elijah schaffer
He says it's the guy that it's Voldemort.
unidentified
Oh, really?
michael mendoza
I didn't know that.
Okay.
No.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
He said it all the time.
michael mendoza
He showed me the Twitter account, and I was like, dude, I've been trying to figure out who you were forever.
I'm not going to dox him or anything, but he's a really good guy.
elijah schaffer
You met him?
michael mendoza
I met him and then I met some other people from New York Young Republicans.
I met Ian Carroll.
Trying to think it's all coming back to me now, but actually most of my time wasn't even at the event.
It was just at the parties or at the other gigs around the event.
So I mean, honestly, if you ever want to get into conservative media, just go to one of these events, go to a hotel lobby and just sit there and you'll like see everyone who you've been wanting to meet for a long time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except for the fact that the opposite happens to me is in a very positive way.
Well, it's different for me.
I sit there and then I get approached by a lot of people and I get stuck in very long conversations, which I don't mind doing.
But it's not you that's listening that I'm mad about.
It's these retarded like Q-tards that come up to me and it's like, Elijah, I've been needing to tell you something.
Look at this.
unidentified
I got this rock from the Trump Hotel and it says, I'm coming for you.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, dude, just give me whatever drugs you're on and leave.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Speaking of which, I saw Vincent Fuska, if you know who that is.
No.
He's the guy who the QNAN people thinks is like RFK Sr. or something or like JFK Jr. or something.
elijah schaffer
He's going to come back from the dead or something like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And like he's like, you know, no, no shade to him, even though this is going to be like a not so nice thing to say.
Like he kind of looks homeless.
Like he's like very like tanned and like he kind of looks dirty a little bit.
He has like kind of like matted hair and he wears this like same hat all the time.
He seems like a decent guy.
Like I mean for some reason he has enough money to be at every conservative event, but every Q tard thinks that this guy is like a Kennedy just like waiting to like reveal his true identity and like take back over the government with Trump.
I don't know.
But I always see him at every single event.
It's just so funny once you know the lore with that.
elijah schaffer
I hate it all.
I do hate it, but I will say this.
Okay, so we have the tech bros.
You're at Turning Point.
It's all good.
We're back getting invited everywhere.
I actually might even go speak at CPAC Australia again, which is kind of crazy.
unidentified
That could be cool.
elijah schaffer
And if I go, I'm going to just talk about their immigration policy and Indians and stuff.
You know what I mean?
That's honestly talking about.
And stop being pussies.
You know what I mean?
That's honestly, hey, guys.
Also, follow Joel Davis.
I'm totally joking.
I'm totally joking there.
michael mendoza
Gonna bring Joel Davis to CPAC.
Could you imagine that?
Dude, oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
They probably would have let him in.
They would have let him in.
michael mendoza
No, of course they would.
elijah schaffer
No.
michael mendoza
He's from Devil Nick Fuentes.
Like how they treat Nick at CPAC.
elijah schaffer
No, Joel Davis is treated way worse than Nick in Australia.
michael mendoza
They'd probably have like a turret.
elijah schaffer
Joel Davis is not allowed to attend political rounds.
michael mendoza
Yeah, they probably snipe him from like one kilometer away.
elijah schaffer
Joel Davis gets arrested by undercover cops just trying to get onto a subway to get into the city.
I'm not joking.
They don't let him go to gatherings and stuff.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
And the Antifa firebombed their cars, lit them on fire, and then the police won't, and they have the identities.
The police said, well, shouldn't be racist.
michael mendoza
Is it possible for him to get out?
Or like, is he committed to the bit?
Is he committed to like staying and like saving Australia so he would never leave?
elijah schaffer
He would come to America.
He just went to the bottom.
michael mendoza
But would they let it?
Well, I mean, number one, would Australia let him leave?
And number two, would America let him in?
elijah schaffer
America lets everyone in.
You just have a criminal history.
michael mendoza
Not if you're white.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
michael mendoza
Yeah, if you're white, there's a lot more hoops you got to jump through.
And especially with him who's a white.
elijah schaffer
Right.
I think Joel is a very interesting fella.
And I think it's really sad how they treat him.
Him and those guys, they get treated really poorly.
You know, people are like, we need to get the economy going.
And he's like, there are too many brown people in Australia.
And it's just like.
He's not wrong.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
He's actually not wrong at all.
michael mendoza
Well, actually, no, he is wrong because isn't there a lot more Chinese people there?
elijah schaffer
No, India.
It's like more browns, packies.
It's like London.
There's packies and Indians.
I remember there's a lot of Qing Chongs, but there is, I still consider it to be Chinese to be brown.
Like, I don't consider South Koreans or Japanese to be brown, but the Chinese are the brown or brown people.
michael mendoza
They do have some, like, they speak very loudly.
elijah schaffer
They're brown people.
michael mendoza
And they chew with their mouth open.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
And they fart publicly.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
And they're rude.
Don't ever sit next to a Chinaman on a plane.
If you listen to it, it's a stinky, stinky.
unidentified
And you have to say, please, please stop it.
michael mendoza
I haven't had a ton of experience.
And by the way, I mean, we should probably get off this topic because we're just going to be able to get back to the background.
I'm just kind of rambling about.
elijah schaffer
We're talking about nothing, but I would do the Chinese, the Chinese are brown in a lot of ways.
So that's what I got to say.
So I think one of the main things, I like how our audience is back.
Goldminer69er said, this is totally unwatchable.
I'm glad that the fans are back here.
This is, yeah, thank you so much.
The only problem with Mike switching is he doesn't chew enough confetti of color during moments of cheering.
michael mendoza
I was about to there, but you hesitated.
Also, T, look, watch this.
I press it.
elijah schaffer
You're going to press it twice, I think.
michael mendoza
I know, yeah.
So like it kind of kills it.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I have no idea.
michael mendoza
Sometimes it takes a second.
I have to double tap it.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes before you bust a load of cock, you have to, you do have to.
michael mendoza
A load of cock?
elijah schaffer
COC?
Confetti of color.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So before you bust a load of cock, I feel like sometimes it's a false load, you know?
And then it's like, and then it comes out.
michael mendoza
False alarm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And someone said, Chinese are the Jews of Asia.
Lameo.
All right.
So I want to talk about this.
So Trump says that we're entering into a golden age.
I have a little bit of a clip here I want to play for you guys where Trump talks about this.
Reminding you guys, if you can super chat, by the way, or send Rumble rants on Rumble.
And we've decided that we're going to spend more time answering your questions and reading them.
So if you're in locals or you're on Censored or you're here and you, you know, you want to, I got your guys' audit.
You guys audited the show.
Thank you.
If you were watching that, you didn't get what I said, send your emails to Noticer IM is because there is going to be a chance to win free stuff.
So over Christmas, we were able to give out several thousand.
I think it turned out to be like, it ended up being like, there were some people who sent in their emails for the $100 giveaway that were so financially strapped that we were able to give them like, you know, $700,080, you know, not $100.
So we were able to give out thousands and thousands of dollars to people.
And that was really cool.
That's thanks to you guys supporting the show.
So it's like you guys were able, when I say we, we were all as a show able to give and help a bunch of people in need.
And in the midst of that as well, you guys also audited the show and sent in this audit, which was really kind of your opinions.
And I'm taking those seriously.
We're going to have a group meeting on it.
Maybe we'll do it on Friday.
But we might need to do it next week because we have to put in some of the stuff that we're doing.
But you guys also said you wanted more time spent answering questions and taking super chats, you know, really getting into them.
And so we're going to really put that into action because I care about your guys' feedback.
Everything else that you said, you guys are a bunch of fags, so I'm going to just not listen to.
No, I'm kidding.
I actually appreciate it.
It was really nice.
But anyway, that was great.
Send your email to Notice RIM in the Discord because that's really important if you want to get free coffee and something.
It's expensive coffee.
1776 coffee is.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Coffee, we have like Philly Greens and all this stuff that we're going to be giving away.
So it's basically all just free products we've been given from advertisers that we're going to send.
michael mendoza
We should give away the Ian Crossland wig, too.
elijah schaffer
I told you about feet pics, too.
michael mendoza
We should give away like props from the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm going to just start giving stuff away.
Do you know when I left the United States, I sold all my stuff from the Blaze studio, and I sold the picture of Alex Jones as a naked mole rat for like $1,500 to someone.
I made like $15,000 selling relics from the show.
It was really cool.
Anyway, check this out.
unidentified
Also, speaking of which, we can approach a super chat from.
elijah schaffer
We'll do it at the end, right?
michael mendoza
Okay, well, I was very strong.
It says Susie Adele.
It says, Welcome back, E and Lipstick Lesbian Mike.
And once again, it's lip gloss, not lipstick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he wears lip gloss.
It's pretty fantastic.
And I really do like the fact that, you know, we're on our first show back after a few weeks off.
We're going into the new year, and already people are saying that they hate the show and they don't want to watch it ever again.
So that means that we're the show's actually back.
You know what I mean?
Like, if the audience hates us and is already like recanting and renouncing how much this show sucks, reminding you, it is the best worst show.
It's the literal claim of the show.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If you're new to this show, do you know how this show started?
I watched all the political shows.
I thought these all suck shit.
I literally go, they're all horrible.
michael mendoza
So you made one worse.
elijah schaffer
So I made one just as bad.
A little better than them.
But no, no, but I go, these all are terrible shows.
I could easily make something that sucks too.
And I was like, here we go.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Do you want to know how I know they were back?
Because we've got another super chat that says 14 words.
Glad you're back, E. What is 14 words?
I don't know.
I mean, it's can anyone in the chat tell me what?
Just give me your best 14 positive words that we've got.
elijah schaffer
I know what that is.
I actually don't know what that is.
michael mendoza
We can tweet out to send a positive message to Elon.
elijah schaffer
Well, Adele, thank you for saying that we're back.
We're happy.
And the lesbian lipstick, it is good.
Also, the fact is, too, the 14 words, I don't know what they are.
But also, Cocteau said, I can't unsee the lip gloss.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he can't.
Now I'm purposely going to never lick my lips, and then my lips will just be dry and my lips will be bleeding.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We're coming so back.
We have lips and gloss, and we're coming.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
All right.
Anyway.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's get on to the show.
We're like rambling here.
So here's what Trump said about buying Greenland and about the new golden age of America, literally 10 minutes from the studio here.
Watch this.
donald j trump
The dawn of America's golden age is going to be a golden age for America.
We have things that nobody else has.
We have more natural resources.
We have number one.
Nobody knew that until I came along.
I made us number one.
We're number three.
I made us number one in a very short period of time in drilling.
And you know, you can talk about windmills.
They litter our country.
They're littered all over our country like dropping paper, like dropping garbage in a field.
And that's what happens to them because in a period of time, they turn to garbage.
Most expensive energy ever.
They only work if you get subsidy.
The only people that want them are the people they're getting rich off windmills, getting massive subsidies from the U.S. government.
And it's the most expensive energy there is.
It's many, many times more expensive than plain natural gas.
So we're going to try and have a policy where no windmills are being built.
You know, off the coast of New Jersey, they want to build like 200 windmills.
The people are going crazy.
Nobody wants them.
And they're very expensive.
They don't work without subsidy.
You don't want energy that needs subsidy.
Energy is a good business.
You don't need subsidy.
But when you build these massive towers, and they're 25 stories tall, 40 stories, they have one 70 stories tall.
The blades, they take three ships to ship them.
It's crazy.
They're dangerous.
You see what's happening up in the Massachusetts area with the whales, where they had two whales wash ashore, and I think a 17-year period.
And now they had 14 this season.
michael mendoza
All right, so they're going to 14 number again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're 14 this season.
Okay, so so here's what happened.
So he said he said here we're gonna we're gonna purchase Greenland and we're going to take control of the Panama Canal and then they asked him if he would use military intervention to take Greenland and Panama and he said it's not off the table.
He literally said that we might you might we might imperialize and just go conquer them, which I actually think is fantastic.
And then on top of that, he said that we will fight economically that we will either win and fix the trade deficit with Canada or we will annex them.
Now, here's my thing.
The reason why I think he wants to annex Canada, this is actually true, is because people are so against the H-1B program that the only way to flood America with more Indians is to make Canada a state.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Because Canada is Indian now.
michael mendoza
Yeah, all the Tim Hortons franchise owners.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
It's like Tim Hortons.
Yeah, but that is the thing.
So let's talk about the mindset here.
I want to get into, this is going to be the good part of the show where I'm going to get extremely gay.
michael mendoza
Oh, wait.
elijah schaffer
That was yesterday.
I'm going to get extremely autistic here and explain my theory on how this is all connected.
I'm going to connect Elon Musk, the recent censorship on X, the removal of censorship on Meta, on Instagram and Facebook, the buying and the invasion of Panama and the annexation of Canada all into one theory that it all makes sense now.
And you got to listen closely to this because you're probably not going to hear this articulated anywhere else this directly until it's too late.
And there's no way to prevent this.
So I'm just telling you this is going to happen.
And just be warned that I don't do this a lot on the show, but it is actually true.
So you see what's going on here.
You see this idea of the northern colonies, the United States.
We joke about it.
We put it into a meme.
Let me break this all down.
So Elon Musk is known as the arbiter of freedom on the right.
The only thing that Republican boomers cheer on more than Elon Musk is jokes about Michelle Obama's penis.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right?
michael mendoza
Or a Hunter Biden dick pics.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
In a very close second.
elijah schaffer
You'll tell people, hey, the Jews are manipulating our political system and AI PAC has too much control.
unidentified
And they'll be like, I got 400 gigabytes of Michelle Obama penis memes.
elijah schaffer
You got to see them, bud.
You're like, okay, thank you.
But this is true.
So they cheer him on.
And of course, no one really knew what was going on.
There was about two years, about a year and a half, but about two years of like unfettered human interaction on X.
It was actually kind of like being in the Wild West.
michael mendoza
Oh, it was.
elijah schaffer
I had never seen, I saw more porn while just casually browsing X than I did like my entire life.
It was so bad that it was becoming a meme where it was like, you know, you would be like, it was like, it was like, today I woke up, watched someone's head get decapitated, then watched someone use the head of a dildo to put it up their asshole.
And below that, I got a Bible verse from The Rock.
And like, you know, it's like, it was like, it was crazy.
And it was so much so that people were saying, well, we can't even open this app in public because it was, it was so really so uncensored and so unfiltered.
michael mendoza
It was bad.
Especially on the airplanes, like, because I did a lot of flying recently for the holidays.
And there was a couple of times that I opened up X and then I just put my phone down right away.
Because, I mean, I probably saw more.
elijah schaffer
That was XX videos.
michael mendoza
That's a different kind of X. That's actually banned in Florida now.
Don't ask me how I know that either.
But no, I've seen more swastikas on X in the last couple of years than I have in one sitting of watching a six-hour documentary.
And that's a lot.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I agree.
And I want people to listen to this, though.
So he buys this and it's unfettered.
And no one knows why you would do this as a business because he buys it for like between $43 and $48 billion.
It immediately loses half its value.
All advertisers canceled because they're like, I can't be having my ads on like women fingering themselves and people getting decapitated and then swastikas, you know?
And sometimes it was a video compilation of women fingering themselves with swastikas while people were getting blown up.
It was crazy.
So move along, right?
Censorship has increased.
Everybody's going crazy.
You have this development of Open AI.
That's a non-profit, okay?
Open AI, which is like Chat GPT, Sam Altman.
You have the development of Chat GPT, and you have this emergence in the last few years of AI, and it becomes this new thing to us.
It's mostly fun and games, right?
We're creating funny pictures.
You have Journey and other types of artificial intelligence.
They start saying that within 10 years, they want to have AGI or the ability for AI to be self-conscious and to think of itself.
We even get the introduction of crazy AIs that were comedic, like Microsoft's, where it couldn't even make a Nazi, and the Nazis were all black because it couldn't even make a white person because they trained it to be so woke.
michael mendoza
Well, maybe it was just reading too much Myron Gaines.
Maybe that was what was going on there.
elijah schaffer
This is Myron Gaines as a Nazi.
So we have this crazy duplicit movement going on, where on one hand, you have Elon Musk with X, and you have this insane development of freedom of speech, yet it costs him billions of dollars to do so.
So he's solidifying his reputation as an arbiter of the people.
He's doing these polls.
Who should we bring back?
You know, Vox Populus.
What was it called?
Vox Populi?
michael mendoza
Vox Populi, Vox Day.
elijah schaffer
Vox Day.
Yeah, as the people choose whatever they get.
And so he's going from being this tech billionaire to this cool, rich guy who's like, I'm a man of the people, and I know what you guys want.
Well, Microsoft, Facebook, everyone is just knowingly becoming a relic of the past.
Then he aligns himself with Donald Trump and says, if we don't elect Donald Trump, we will not have freedom.
So of course the MAGA movement gets behind him.
And then he actually injects his money and he uses his power to bring people into his fold.
Now, while this is happening, we get the development of his AI called Grok, which, by the way, is better than ChatGPT.
It has more information than OpenAI has been able to input into its system.
michael mendoza
A bigger game.
elijah schaffer
And it's got a bigger data set, faster, and it can even do what Journey does.
Basically, it brings in every type of AI besides video, really, and it's going to get there.
And in the meantime, I don't know if you saw two, they're going to be introducing eventually stock trading on X.
I don't know if you saw, you already have, it's called Nerd, and you can already start checking your portfolio.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he says, you know, I want to bring back and make X a payment processor.
And you go, okay, well, this is a little bit eerie, right?
I don't know if I feel like this.
And at the same time, he says, hey, actually, now, if you want to use this app, you've got to use identity verification.
You got to turn in your real ID.
You can't have anonymity.
And then he also brings in X payments.
So then it's called bought and capture, just like what happened to YouTube where it becomes about the money and not the content.
You have X now turning into a revenue stream for people rather than a place of conversation.
Now, here's what happened.
Everybody's watching all of this.
And here's how I'm going to connect this all.
This is insane.
Elon Musk is one of the most smart people that has ever lived in the face of the planet.
And here's what he just did.
While we were not looking, he spent $40 billion to make a little over $300 billion.
And here's how he did it.
He bought X.
He made it a free speech platform, not because he cares about free speech.
And I know this is true by the way he acts.
It's because in order to create AGI, in order to advance AI, the data set that you need to train your AI needs to understand actual human thought, or else it's a robot.
AI will never be able to tell itself and create itself and think if it doesn't have sentience and consciousness.
And as long as we don't have that, it's basically just a really fast computer that is doing what it's told.
And the problem with all the other AIs is that they were woke and they were working on the limitations of a censored internet.
So really the only way to train AI would be to train it on the dark web or to create a closed system of people that are not censored and can speak their mind and post what they want to truly understand human mindset and behavior.
So he released and opened up X so that he could train his AI.
He could create an AI that would actually function more accurately, faster, computationally, be more proficient and efficient than the competition that was learning off of censored data sets.
Facebook, AI, TikTok, they're all based off of very, very censored data sets.
So he fixes his reputation and becomes a man of the people while also mining our data to create the most intelligent and advanced mass-produced AI system that's available to the common man, found a way to integrate it into the app so people access it.
And on top of that, he comes in and he says this.
He wants to create AGI.
Now, here's the problem.
Do you know this?
Do you know what the main problem to creating AGI that I was reading was they don't have energy.
Yeah, so they don't have energy.
And now this is a big problem.
They want to create these data centers, which ironically Trump just mentioned today.
He wants to create massive data centers for AI.
And where are we dependent on for the energy to do this?
Well, there's two problems with energy.
We're doing too many renewable energies, windmills, and we also are required with too many precious metals to get from China.
So we have a problem on our hand.
We need better energy domestically and we need more natural resources.
The only way to get those natural resources without starting a major conflict is two ways.
Is to get Greenland that has the only place that is not densely populated that can be mined appropriately and also be allowed to facilitate traffic and trade to up the trade in your ability to get other resources you need faster, quicker, and cheaper.
The only way to do that is to control the Panama Canal and to control Greenland.
And that's what's been, scientists have talked about this.
You need to control both.
You need to control the means of production and pathway and logistics, and you need to be able to control the geopolitical land.
Unironically, the first thing Trump does after he's certified is says, we're going to take the Panama Canal and we're going to take Greenland.
And then says, and we also got to get rid of windmills and create more nuclear energy because we've got to really focus the beginning of this to get the right amount of energy.
Also, I'm building data centers.
Now, we don't have enough energy in America to power those data centers.
So what he's going to do is create this.
Now, what does that do for America?
What that does for America is very little.
It creates a technological advancement.
It's about creating technology.
What technology?
AI.
So what Elon Musk did is he went into X, pretended to be a free speech guy to get the right on his side, then came out and then helped Trump get into office so that we would get Greenland, open up the Panama Canal.
We could build the data centers and he can get his AI to become powerful.
But why would he want to do that?
Well, number one, one of the things is money.
Okay.
If we say Grok is more functional, and I believe it's even used by more people, I might be wrong about that part, than OpenAI, which was valued about like $138 billion.
So while they're saying that X is only worth about $30 billion, well, Grok, which was built on the data set of X, is worth $140 billion theoretically, even though it hasn't been marketed.
So actually, he's 4X his investment in X.
It's already like $170 billion.
And then on top of that, like I'll end this here.
On top of that, the only limitation he had is things that would require an army and military control.
So he needed to get someone into the presidency and he needed to get the energy and build the data centers to train the world.
But the best part is that we saw in December, he's really not that great of a guy.
Like the moment he gets criticized, he actually snapped and started censoring and went on a meltdown.
michael mendoza
I thought he was like on drugs or something.
There is rumors too that he's heavy into Kadami.
And I'm not sure.
Well, yeah, like I'm not sure how legit those are.
But also too, you know, just on top of all those things that you just mentioned and then having this huge, massive, large language model of just like everyone's thoughts and opinions and everything, then who else is Elon Musk cool with but Peter Thiel, who has Palantir, and which Palantir is in the business of doing pre-crime, like minority report type stuff.
And even at the Army and Navy game, and actually, you know, some people mentioned this on Twitter.
There was that one big, big jumbotron of Trump and then JD Vance with Elon Musk right behind them with a JD with with a with a Palantir advertisement right next to them.
And then there were commercials.
elijah schaffer
Remember we were at Polymarket?
That's also theal.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, well, yeah, I know he invested.
Well, I mean, Peter Thiel invested in everything, but I'm just saying that Peter Thiel is closer with Elon Musk because obviously they made their money off of PayPal before.
But it's kind of disconcerting when they're running ads for autonomous drones that are attacking people.
And then we have people like Alex Karp, who are also cool with Elon Pier Thiel, who want to take down these right-wing nationalist movements.
So it is kind of just like a, I mean, it's like a video game scenario almost.
And also, too, I think I've mentioned this on the show before, but there is a game called Deus Ex, which is about kind of, it's pretty much like in the future where it's one guy who has control over one AI, which is the good AI, and then another guy that has control of a bad AI.
And then those two are going against each other.
And then they eventually merge into one super, super AI that turns into a god or something.
And by the way, Elon has referenced this game plenty of times before.
He even had his profile picture as his character at one point, too.
So I think that he kind of fancies himself as like this main character, which he kind of is.
I mean, to be fair, but he kind of sees himself as his main character.
And he kind of sees himself as bringing in this, for lack of a better term, New World Order, which is what they're trying to do with this new Northern American Union.
I think that there's a lot more stuff going on.
elijah schaffer
This is.
And look, I'm not going to be a hater.
Like someone in the chat said, oh, money, get real.
They don't want money.
Dude, you are so retarded.
Well, by the way, they're not trying to get money to like, so they can go buy a Louis Vuitton.
This is about centralizing wealth and becoming the reason why Elon was able to get control of Trump was because of money.
He's not getting money so he can buy shit.
It's so he can buy people.
michael mendoza
That's a huge difference.
Also, it wasn't like Elon just like checked his bank account and then was like, oh, I have $40 billion liquid.
I'm going to go and buy Twitter.
I'm going to go write a check.
I'm going to go send a Zelle to buy Twitter.
It was like Morgan Stanley, State Street, I think Saudi Arabia.
There were a lot of people who invested in it.
And then there were emails that came out recently because it's funny too, because now that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people think, just to clarify, people think that Elon bought X. Elon created a venture capital fund at a hedge and brought people special interests together to invest and to purchase.
Elon did not use his own money.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
So, you know, people thinking that like, oh, like it was just out of the goodness of his own heart that he's trying to save free speech.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
And these people are expecting an ROI at the end of the day.
And obviously, too, I mean, you know, one of the biggest currencies that is kind of intangible is influence.
And I mean, what better instrument for influence would you have than an entire social media network?
Like, because I mean, even Facebook is dying.
Facebook is all boomers and it's just like AI slop all over it and scams and everything.
I mean, X, Twitter, whatever you call it, is still relatively fresh.
Like it's like it's like a younger crowd.
People like share like long threads and everything.
It's not so.
elijah schaffer
It's not the same people who also try to get TikTok banned.
I mean, it's in their advantage.
It's in their advantage.
and remember you like jeff bezos owns washington post but more than that i mean x is now the center of news and so like when people number one news app yeah well Well, just with Grok, now the company's worth.
Obviously, X isn't evaluated at $180 billion, but the value of Grok, the AI on the platform, is equal to or more than Open AI.
So we know combined together, if we were to be evaluated, it would be about $170 to $180 billion that X is worth.
So within two years, he brought up from a $44 billion valuation, which was over, and it wasn't profitable to like, you know, almost $200 billion plus.
If you've seen that since Trump has been elected, somehow Elon's net worth went up like $173 billion.
Okay, so people say he's not into money.
We're talking about in the fact in the last two years, his net worth has went up theoretically $400,050 billion.
And now, like you said, being in control of Donald Trump, it's like that is worth trillions.
That's worth the United States military.
That's worth the GDP of our country.
So value is attained, but through power.
And I think that the key thing is like the way that you know that it's Elon and Miriam that are the most influential is Trump's first rule of order was everything that Elon wanted to do to buy Greenland, to take Panama, to worry about, to figure out the trade deficit with Canada.
And that's basically the trade.
And then the other thing that Trump said was from Miriam Adelson.
He said, if Hamas does not release the hostages, we're going to fucking go, we're going to bomb the shit out of you.
michael mendoza
We're going to go to war.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're going to go to war for Israel.
We're going to go out of war on behalf of Israel.
And who was the one that asked him to do that?
Miriam Adelson.
She was the one and said, we'll give you $100 million.
You just got to do what Israel wants you to do.
So it's, you know, look, I'm not against Trump at all.
I actually think that that's actually kind of based.
I think we should take Greenland.
And I think we should take the Panama Canal.
I think this is good.
But what I'm saying, the reasons why we're doing it, I'm letting you know it's not like America's just going to get rich and we're all going to be happy.
We're going to enter into a golden age, but it's not because these people all just care about the American people.
Elon Musk isn't from America and he wants to go to Mars.
His concern is another planet.
So you might benefit in the meantime.
So I'm going to tell you guys this.
Cash the fuck out the next four years and maybe the year after, like you see in the 20s, when you're like the roaring 20s and then you have the depression.
Just going to let you know.
Just going to let you know.
Crypto is going to be really wild.
Investments are going to be wild.
michael mendoza
Floyd AI token.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, George Droid.
No, but there may be a dip.
Obviously, there may be a recession.
michael mendoza
There should be today in crypto.
elijah schaffer
There might be a recession that could happen because there are cycles, but just wait till you see what happens.
Because if America successfully takes these minerals and creates this trade pathway, our economy is going to fucking boom.
And like you see with Zuckerberg, people are going to bring manufacturing back to America.
They're going to do whatever they can because they're raging war.
These tariffs are serious, serious stuff.
And Canada's going to heal Neil and we're going to be in power.
But the goal is to create this AI.
Now, why do they want to create the AI?
That's the question we don't know yet.
But what it does seem is that the AI is that the American government thinks it's going to be powerful by creating whoever has the strongest AI because the AI is going to figure out everything for us.
But I think that Musk's dream is to figure out how to cheat death, to never die.
They want AGI to figure out how to stop dying.
michael mendoza
And by the way, to live forever.
All the Silicon Valley people.
elijah schaffer
That's called me crazy, but that's what they want.
No, well, listen to them.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, all the Silicon Valley people, like, you know, Brian Johnson, for example, if you're familiar with him, he's the guy who runs like 100 different biomarker tests every single day.
But I mean, I think he was one of the first ones, or this was actually like a pretty common trend in Silicon Valley, so much so that they made a joke about it in the Silicon Valley show on HBO, if you remember that, where these founders would get a younger guy to transfuse their blood into them to feel younger because it's just like, you know, help cycle the blood or whatever.
But yeah, like there, there definitely is an aspect of living forever.
Jared Kushner has talked about that too.
elijah schaffer
He follows me on X. Isn't that weird?
michael mendoza
He followed a bunch of, like, even like Groiper accounts recently.
Well, not like.
elijah schaffer
He followed a bunch of pretty far-right people.
Yeah, but that concerns me.
michael mendoza
Why?
I actually don't know, and I haven't thought about it.
elijah schaffer
He doesn't follow a lot of people.
Why does Jared Kushner follow me?
I don't, that's scary.
michael mendoza
Well, I don't think he's based.
I'll just say that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't think he followed me because he likes my takes about black people.
You know what I mean?
Like, I, oh, I don't really post some riveting black crime statistics.
There's something going on there.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
But, and who's that one guy?
He's.
He's always speaking at these like Klaus Schwab type of events.
He's this bald guy.
elijah schaffer
The devil.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
He's this bald guy with like glasses by me.
He's always referring to people as like useless eaters.
Like these people kind of like they have this Malthusian mindset where they think that everyone is just kind of just is a drain on the planet.
So I think what they're trying to do is like, you know, in addition to having that exit path of going to Mars, they are trying to salvage what they can of the Earth, thinking that, you know, it's going to be too polluted after a certain period of time or like, you know, or that the population will kind of outpace the production of food and resources.
So I think that like they're kind of just trying to make their exit plan right now.
And then one way they can do that is by, you know, taking out half the population, 80% of the population, and then they have AGI automation that can still take care of producing food and everything.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so the people will die.
The people will die, but they won't.
And I do think it's about becoming, it's transcending.
michael mendoza
Yuval Harari, that's his name.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so because I think that this is when God comes back to judge the world, what it is that we figure out how to not die.
So that's why he has to kill the people.
That's why when he comes down to like kill a third of the population, it's because I'm wondering if he's killing the people who figured out how to live forever.
Also, all the kind of interesting idea.
michael mendoza
All the golden age rhetoric, and actually, so this Thursday we're going to have on Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo.
I'm already scared.
They can speak just better than I can, but the whole golden age rhetoric or terminology is from new age religions.
It's from Helena Blavatsky, I think her name is.
So this is like a new age way of thinking where it's like thinking that we're going to outsmart God, that we don't need God.
elijah schaffer
It's Tower of Babel.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
It's rebuilding Babylon.
And I think that you guys ought to understand that we're heading into a very interesting age.
Now, of course, this is not about protecting white people, which should be one of our top priorities.
The point is, it's about achieving this.
That's why they're willing to sacrifice our culture because it's like, well, we'll bring in Indians.
We can sacrifice this nation.
So in the end, Elon is willing to sacrifice the nation.
I don't believe Trump is, but I believe that Trump will have to make compromises that will sacrifice parts of who we are and our identity to please Elon because this is how it works.
You have to do what you got to do.
But I do think people are going to fall in line.
You're going to see a lot of really positive MAGA movement stuff.
But Israel will, the downsides of this is that Israel will retain and get more and more control of our government and our people.
And then on top of that, we'll also have a very, very serious problem down the road.
We're about decades down the road of accelerationism.
And eventually what will happen is what we saw when Elon came after people on X is that he set up a system of, not only where he removed monetization, I've been demonetized.
We'll never get that back probably.
It's kind of a blessing because actually then I never write on X. Like, am I going to get demonetized?
I just don't make money on there.
But he already said he would de-boost people, freedom of speech, not freedom of reach, which was from the ADL.
That was a statement made up by Jonathan Greenblatt.
He's the one who made the statement, freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.
And Elon tweeted that out and made that the policy of the website.
So it really is no different in a lot of ways than anything else.
But it'll become less remote.
I was actually talking to Flekas about this today.
I was like, dude, first of all, our Instagram randomly started growing last month.
It didn't grow for like six months.
And we gained like 15,000 followers.
We're like 404,000.
We never got up above like 390 for like a year.
And I noticed that we stopped getting posts taken down.
Like October was our last one, and then we didn't get any taken down in the last few months.
And then on top of that, I noticed that with the growth, because they used to like restrict accounts, I told him like last month, I was like, I don't think like Instagram is like a free-for-all now.
Like they must have removed some sort of censorship after Trump got elected, right?
After elected, something changed.
michael mendoza
Well, they did.
Well, I know with COVID stuff and then with like putting notes under posts, they took that out like maybe in the last month or two.
But like what came to COVID or vaccines?
Because even if you mentioned vaccines in a positive way, they would like put like a note under your post.
I think that was Instagram.
I may be wrong, but that was like one of the, I think they were kind of just like easing into it, but now that Trump is about to be inaugurated, they're just going full board with it.
And they're just saying, hey, we're just taking all the restrictions off.
But yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, Bill Dozer74 said Linda Yaccarino was a retarded choice.
Lunar Lunar said Babylon B is anti-white.
And also said, what are the odds Zuckerberg lets AJ back on?
By the way, I just want to tell you too.
Make sure what they wanted you to is, I've always had like producers and stuff always kind of just tracking the chat.
Because maybe like maybe obviously you're not going to speak as much as me.
So it's like, it is good to like just be like reading random comments or like inserting their opinions in there.
We should try to do that more because that's what they said.
They liked when Kez and past people used to like regularly just read out random comments.
Oh, this person said this.
michael mendoza
I do sometimes, but like usually if it's like a good quip.
elijah schaffer
I try to too.
Someone else said, Elijah, you're a great follow.
Don't undersell yourself.
Someone said, Elijah does have fire content on X. By the way, also too, you may randomly find tweets of me in the middle of the night when I'm a little zooted sometimes every once in a while and then you'll notice they're deleted in the morning.
So sometimes you have to follow my tweets and read them in real time and subscribe because you will literally not see them.
I do tweet things out that are so racist and vitriolic sometimes.
I'm like, I think I'm going to get deleted for that.
I have to like delete stuff.
Or I just like attack somebody who I know will come after my neck.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'll put their picture up with like a, like it's clearly them with an emoji on their face.
michael mendoza
I'll be like, I'm going to destroy you, bitch.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You, you, you Zionist freak.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
But anyway.
michael mendoza
That was pretty funny.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
That was that was all right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
But that being said, you know, I think, I think someone said those are the best ones.
I laugh out loud.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And by the way, I saw that too.
Like, if only you knew all the lore behind that too.
Like, it makes it even funnier.
Obviously, we can't talk about it because it gets more trouble, but it's really funny.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I have not seen any controversial tweets from Elijah.
Oh, my gosh.
Dude, half my life problems have been from like wars with people on Twitter.
Like, people just say shit on Twitter and it makes into articles and everyone's like, it must be true.
And then they lose in court.
And I'm like, yeah, it wasn't true.
And then people still post those articles under my post list.
I'm like, is this you?
Is this you?
You did this.
Is this why you got fired or whatever?
And I'm like, no, that was a lie.
And they went to court and they lied.
So, yeah.
So I mean, you know, people can slander you to the media.
So that's why I don't address anything.
It's like, I don't address lies.
Like, if people are going to gossip and slander me in the media to try to try to tarnish my name, what am I going to, what they're looking for is a fight.
They're looking for you to like come out and be like, I didn't do that.
And then they just want to fight.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, I don't need that.
I don't want to fight women in gays and blacks.
You know what I mean?
I don't like.
I don't even want to be around these people.
I don't want to fight with them on the internet.
michael mendoza
Honestly, too.
Like, nowadays, I mean, you know, terrorist attacks have been happening so fast and furious recently.
I mean, just like, just don't pay attention to the attacks for two days and then there will be like a terrorist attack or like Elon will have a Sperg out again or something.
And then it'll just take over the news cycle and then everyone will forget about it.
So you can kind of just duck it that way.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazier is when people start lawsuits.
This is crazy.
I don't know if you've ever had an experience with this, but I have.
People start frivolous lawsuits for huge amounts of money, accuse you of terrible shit, slander you in the media, and then they lose.
They lose the lawsuit that they started, don't even get the money back to pay their legal fees.
And you sit there and you're like, why the fuck did you start that lawsuit if you weren't going to win it?
Like, that's crazy shit to me.
People start like, people, this is also why part of the reason why I'm not, I don't like lawsuits because it's Jewish culture.
It is.
And I understand having to get involved when you're getting sued or you're involved because you have to, and then taking it seriously and trying to win.
And luckily, you know, just like Jesus Christ is one to zero in Rising from the Dead.
I'm currently like five of five of winning anyone that's talked shit on me that's gone to the court, I fucking won.
Bitch.
So how about that?
Fuck you.
But listen, I'm just saying, I don't know if you know about stuff like that, but I do.
And I'm saying, I don't know why people start lawsuits that they can't win.
I don't get it.
I never understand that.
michael mendoza
I couldn't imagine filing a huge lawsuit, losing it.
And then, like, I mean, could you imagine if that like led into something where it dug up even more dirt on you, where you, you know, perjured yourself in a previous proceeding before?
I mean, that would just be terrible.
But, you know, I don't have much experience with any of that.
elijah schaffer
No, you don't.
But that's okay.
I actually want to talk about something that's not in the script that I think is really important.
We should talk about.
We'll talk about the UK.
I think we'll talk about UK stuff and stuff on Network.
This is a lot of this stuff evergreen.
Like, well, we'll talk about some of the stuff with Top and them.
Like, I think the whole Tate stuff is interesting.
I don't think they like, but I don't think they like Tate.
So that's kind of a good talk.
I like Tate a lot.
michael mendoza
Honestly, like, this whole Elon stuff I think will be good to talk with them about.
Because, yeah, I mean, like, well, because now there's a lot of people coming out saying that Elon is the Antichrist, which like, I mean, I don't agree nor disagree with that or anything.
I haven't really done much.
Like, actually, there's a more compelling case that Trump is the Antichrist, actually, from what I've seen from Schizos on Twitter before.
But yeah, I think that they'll be good for that type of topic.
I don't know if so much about politics and UK politics, but they might be into it.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, but listen to this.
So I want to talk about Alex Jones here for a little bit.
There's a lot of our side of the right wing is really come out against Alex Jones.
A lot of our, what the hell?
Like, broker.
What the fuck just happened there?
Okay.
A lot of people have come out against Alex Jones recently, accusing him of being a sellout, a fraud, and been accusing him of a lot of things.
And it's hard for me to see that.
I'm going to be completely honest.
It's difficult because, number one, I wouldn't be here in the media if it wasn't for Alex having me on his show and sharing my stuff.
Him and Gavin came together and they said, hey, you have a future in media.
We're going to prop you up.
They literally did.
We're going to help you out.
Right.
But on top of that, he's been a good mentor.
He's been like an uncle.
He's always given me good advice, always helped me with how to present myself, how to be, always encouraged me to be unapologetically who I am.
You know, always told me, like, part of the reason why I've never taken money to promote things that I don't believe in.
People still accuse me of taking money to promote that movie.
It didn't take any money to promote.
That was funny, by the way.
And you guys are gay and retarded for being mad about that.
Someone said that too, like, we can't trust you.
You took money to promote an anti-white movie.
I was like, I never did.
You guys are just, you guys just like, you ever notice that those like anti-Jew circles, like, they get really obsessive about stuff and they all like, they use each other as sources.
It's like Wikipedia using Wikipedia as a source where it's like, they all start saying, like, well, you know, but he said this.
It's like the Gentile news network said this.
That's actually funny, though.
michael mendoza
What's funny is that, like, you know, I mean, Gentile News Network.
It's like a real thing, but it sounds like a joke, actually.
elijah schaffer
But it's real.
michael mendoza
No disrespect to that.
elijah schaffer
No, it's a funny account.
I like it.
I like it.
michael mendoza
It does sound like it's like a made-up thing.
It's like make fun of anti-Semitism or something.
Like, oh, oh, what?
The Gentile News Network?
Like, it's actually a real account.
elijah schaffer
No, I love it, man.
I love it.
But I was going to say, I think in the chat, let me see.
YouTube are a bunch of fucking faggot cocksucker motherfucking cunts.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, that was on YouTube?
elijah schaffer
No, that was on Russia.
michael mendoza
Oh, I was just saying.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
But on top of that, if you guys are watching on YouTube, I want to remind you guys, we have a link.
We have a new YouTube channel.
There's no videos on it.
michael mendoza
Maybe you should have mentioned that at the beginning of this video.
elijah schaffer
we have a new youtube channel in the description so if you guys like watching on rumble and you like youtube we're gonna be i basically have uh a new like podcast series that i'm doing That is going to a lot of YouTube.
Safe content is going to be on there.
That's going to be used to sort of introduce people to the stuff that I do without it being so like the stuff that's gotten us in trouble.
But it's going to be really interesting conversations and stuff and we're already booked guests to come.
Uh, for an example uh uh like, Scott Horton's come flying out and he's going to be on that, so he's going to think he's going to be our first episode.
Um so, Scott Horton's great right um, I have Ron Coleman coming on as well.
He's a lawyer.
Uh, we also have uh, there's a few people, there's quite a few people actually um yeah so, so it'll be really.
It'll be a really interesting conversation.
It'll be more conversational and it's gonna be in the other studio that we built next door.
So we have different studio, different look.
Um, and i'm not going by my name, i'm just gonna go by E and uh, and we're not gonna mention the show.
Uh, as of right now, the name of the show is called Almost Serious and uh, I have the crew and the people to do it and we're on the chat.
michael mendoza
Is that a double name chat?
elijah schaffer
I think almost serious is good because it's it's a almost serious show, but it's uh, it's gonna be more of like a serious, like conversation about more pertinent topics.
That's not like this where you're saying cunt and faggot and stuff it's.
You know, it's gonna be a little more for uh people with being careful to to, to be a little more uh, sophisticated and uh, gay and less gay.
You know what I mean.
michael mendoza
Yeah well, let's not get our hopes up so um, but I think it's gonna be really good.
elijah schaffer
So that'll be.
That'll be uh good because our youtube channel is super, super fucked up.
That youtube channel doesn't even exist.
You can't, even you can't.
When you type in slightly offensive on the search, it doesn't even auto complete.
unidentified
Well, it's like slightly offensive memes, slightly animation.
michael mendoza
We don't even.
elijah schaffer
We're like, we're like blocked in the suggestion for search even, which is crazy because it's a channel that's over 500 000 subs and like we don't get any.
We don't get any views for on anything there I can, like I can put a picture of my, my butthole on on x.
That's not a bad example because it would get a lot of views.
Oh yeah, that would get yeah, but it's like no, I can go on telegram with, like I can go on telegram with like 10 000 people and get like more impressions than I can on with a half a million people that that channel's gay.
I mean, youtube is fucked.
So we have a new youtube channel and we're gonna be putting some content on there, which I think is gonna be really good.
But if you, if you don't like the idea of like oh, so that channel's for this show and this is for here, like I, I want to get it all in one place.
You can get all the content we do in one place.
It's censored tv, so like, everything will be uncensored, so you can.
You can get all the shows, everything on censored, join with promo code offensive, it's right there, compound censored, but uh, it's censored.tv.
You got to check it out.
It is a really great site to join and it's uh, basically a decentralized off-grid, off off-server, uh you know network that actually cares about free speech also.
michael mendoza
Um also, someone in the chat just said um uh, referring to our new channel uh, so it's just more more dry, like Vigilant NEWS.
First of all, Vigilant NEWS is not dry.
It's just very different from from this show.
elijah schaffer
Okay, stop Vigilant NEWS.
Listen to this.
Okay guys, let me let we'll talk about Alex for a second.
Let's give a little bit of updates Here.
I guess we're just gonna get into a little bit of lore.
We'll lose a little bit of followers here because some people won't be interested, but we'll get into a little bit of lore.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
This show has been, we have been attacked.
I guess it's really just me.
Has been attacked from the show in every way possible.
People have said things about my character that have potentially ruined my life, but I fought through them because I wasn't going to let lies destroy my life.
I had people try to destroy my family while my wife was pregnant.
One of the people who came after had said in a text that they were going to try to cause so much fear so my wife would have a miscarriage.
They were trying to kill my unborn kid.
They were like, maybe, wouldn't it be funny if they freaked out so much that their kid died and he were trying to kill my unborn kid.
It's super fucked up.
The fact that they still work in media, you're lucky that I'm a Christian and that vengeance belongs to the Lord because you guys honestly deserve fucking hell.
Okay.
But, you know, we've from the beginning have lost big advertisers.
Like, remember, the only reason why everyone knows Black Rifle Coffee is gay is because of this show.
Because this was the show that they fired originally and then went to the New Yorker and talked shit from this contract we had.
We've had the left come after us, right?
Harvard said that this show was responsible for the BLM riots.
Harvard wrote an official review and said that this was, I'm not joking.
Joanne Donovan, they said, they wrote a review and said, this show was inspiring the riots.
By the way, we talked and showed clips that this show was responsible for the damage and got us in legal trouble.
We've had the FBI, we still are under open investigation for January 6th.
So we have, you know, federal agency problems, and it's very, hopefully that gets dismissed soon.
On top of that, we have the right that hates us, like, because we're honest about Israel and APAC.
So we get, we get disinvited from things, we get blacklisted, we're demonetized on like even on X, which is the free speech platform.
You know, our YouTube channels doesn't work.
We have Facebook that gets like 10 likes.
It's like, I could literally post the same video on Instagram, which is why, and it gets like literally like 300,000 views.
And then I put it on Facebook with how as many followers gets nine views.
I'm not joking.
We got that same thing, freedom of speech, but not reach.
They shut down the account.
It's like our YouTube channel.
It's the same thing.
They de-boost you and you can't do anything.
People say, well, maybe people don't just like your content.
You're like, well, why would I put it on Instagram?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Does it get half a million views?
And then I put it on YouTube shorts and it gets 800.
michael mendoza
It's like a certain someone on when people were complaining about monetization on Twitter and then someone, I'm not going to name who, but they were like, oh, just make better content.
And then this is like someone who wasn't particularly like, you know, making insightful threads or like breaking news or making like good videos.
It was just kind of a woman with her tits out.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
And also, also, also, someone said, this wasn't going to say.
So there's all this being said and done.
So I realized that the reason why I didn't go to jail for January 6th and stuff is because I am a journalist.
As much people like to say that's not true.
I was credentialed and I am a journalist.
People don't realize that I actually do journalism on the side.
And I've mentioned I use a pen name.
So you might have read some of my better reports in life and you don't even know that that's me.
But I do original research and stuff.
But, you know, and so in the end, I knew that when I departed ways with my old network, I was a little bit bitter about it for a while because I think that was just handled really, really, really in a way that I felt like was intentionally trying to not allow me to work, right?
I thought it was like done in, I thought it was done in a way that I wasn't happy about.
However, I do like the people there and I have nothing against them.
But I was just, it was for a while I was struggling, right?
And I knew that I needed protection from the government.
So I joined as a journalist with the Gateway Punt, which is one of the largest organizations.
People don't know this.
It's got 3 million readers a day, which is huge.
I mean, it's a fucking big website.
Even Trump references them all the time.
Like half the reason why you even know there was any rigging in the 2020 election is because the gateway punched.
Like, that was who was the one.
michael mendoza
I actually just looked at the numbers the day before yesterday, and it's 35 million page visits a month.
So, yeah, they have big numbers over there.
elijah schaffer
That's literally, literally crazy.
And so, so one of the things is, is that, you know, that's allowed me to retain.
Like, I'm able to, despite the show being controversial, basically this show is controversial.
Everybody hates it.
Why?
Why did the people try to destroy my life?
It's because I'm honest about women and feminism.
Why do the gays and the fags and stuff come after me?
It's because I'm honest about this stuff.
And they're always like, he's secretly gay.
And I'm like, okay, what if I am?
That'd be great.
Like, that's that burn.
I'm like, you guys are fucking frauds.
And they're like, well, you're, you're gay.
And you're like, okay, I'm a fag.
Okay.
Call me whatever you want.
I don't care.
It's like, I'm being honest about you guys.
And you guys, also, why are you using fag as an insult?
Why are you accusing me being gay as an insult when it's, I thought that was a good thing, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, you're gay.
elijah schaffer
And you're like.
michael mendoza
It's always the people who are who are accepting of that.
Like, whether they be liberals or, you know, just like not so conservative, like just moderate conservatives, but they're always the first people to use that as like a pejorative.
But they're the ones who are talking about accepting it and how we need a big cat movement and blah, blah, whatever.
So I never understood that either.
elijah schaffer
Well, I said, I'm with you.
And I think this is the lore part because you guys might not have been around the show.
I see a lot of people in the chat have clearly been around for a long time.
It is.
It's 69D chat.
It's not even 4D.
So the point is, so you go into this movement and you get into this and I create a show and we realize that, look, this show is not as profitable as it could be because we choose to be honest, because we choose to not restrict ourselves, because we choose to speak about the things we care about.
But again, people are like, why don't you just say the N-word with the hard R all the time?
We're still a show.
And just like you can say it to the cashier at Walgreens, probably shouldn't, just because you're trying to, you know, do business and it's probably not conducive to using racial slurs while you're doing business.
There will probably be some hard Rs dropped on Thursday with Top and then coming back.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
But that being said, what I realized is that, you know, I'm able, I helped Blaze when I came onto Blaze.
You know, they were not doing well.
And I was one of the shows that was doing one of the best there.
And I helped them to grow and to be a part of that and bring relevance with younger audiences.
And I do have a business acumen and a mindset.
And Vigilant News Network is a very safe place, a very safe strategy because it's not meant to be controversial commentary.
It's meant to be a place where you can actually get the news aggregated.
And it's meant to be stories that maybe you won't hear on Fox.
And before you would hear them.
So it's aggregating the news in a way that won't scare off normies and would present the news in a way that anyone could listen.
You could get informed and learn stuff you didn't know without saying faggot.
You know, that was the point.
michael mendoza
There's a reason why it's at 8 a.m.
Because people who are getting up, going to work, going to the gym, whatever, you can just have it on in your earbuds or in your car story or whatever, and then listen to it on your way to work or gym or wherever you're going.
But yeah, yeah, like it's funny because they called it dry.
It's like, well, okay, you know, it is different from this.
This is a lot more free-flowing, a lot more casual, but that's that and Gateway is just meant to be strictly the news.
So you're right about that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I'm not going to address out loud because of NDAs, but someone, someone's asked in the chat if like, if like, look, everybody that was there was a fucking snake and were horrible people.
And I didn't retaliate against them because I, you know, don't, my intention isn't that.
But yes, people never wrap their heads around certain facts.
But yes, those people were some of the, some of the worst individuals and people behind trying to trying to take me down.
And it was, it was sick.
And, you know, I only helped these people.
I only helped them.
I literally only helped these people.
And they treated me like shit.
And their lives are terrible today.
So, you know, whatever.
You know, they're still all unmarried and unhappy.
And, you know, that's whatever.
michael mendoza
I'm totally true.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, like it's, you know, when you hate Elijah, there's only two people that hate Elijah.
The devil and his minions.
michael mendoza
No, but that's more than two people or does he only have one minion?
elijah schaffer
Because no, they're all little mini devils.
michael mendoza
They all reflect their nature.
Despicable me minions or that'd be kind of cool, actually.
elijah schaffer
Some of them are small.
Yeah.
But that being said.
michael mendoza
yellow not asian uh yeah but like like uh the uh what are we talking about what do i have to I'm talking about this.
elijah schaffer
So, no, so I'm going to this.
I'm going to this.
So with Vigilant News, when people say stuff like that, look, that is an idea that we had.
Somebody else had.
And they actually came in and they said, hey, this is actually a true story.
They were like, I get called while I'm in Australia.
Jim Hoff of the Gateway Punt calls me.
He's like, hey, I got some friends that started this thing called Vigilant News Network.
And they're very successful businessmen, but the people that were running it ran it into the grant.
They blew through money.
But these guys are good guys and they know how to run really good businesses.
And they really want to build a network that is like, you know, you don't want to be slightly offensive, but they're okay with being offensive.
They don't mind if your opinions on Israel, all these things.
And they want something that's pretty honest and upfront.
These guys are like Orthodox Christians.
I'm trying to be nice.
I have to be very careful because these are wonderful people that I work with.
But my point is they're trying to start a network that's like reflects values, like the real Christian values.
It's not reflecting other religions' values, right?
That's all I'm trying to say.
It's like, why don't we have something that reflects it?
But it's not like, oh, we're called the God, you know, Christ Cross Network.
It's like just something that brings and reflects stories that matter and fights deception.
And it's a really good idea.
I've been there for a while, and it's actually a fairly big, big network.
There's quite a few hosts.
There's new shows being added, and there's a lot of workers.
Well, the people who own it are amazing.
They're literally amazing people.
And I think that this Vigilant News Network has a lot of potential.
But it's had some issues in knowing its own identity.
unidentified
Well, I got a call.
elijah schaffer
I got a call that was like, yeah, you know, I agree with you that someone needs to lead this company, needs to take over the whole company, and they need to just take it over and lead it into the future.
michael mendoza
Who could that be?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, they basically, as of like two days ago, put me on CEO of the whole network.
So now I am the CEO of Vigilant News.
I am not joking.
I am the CEO of the company.
Now, I don't know what that means.
I'm just, you know, it's actually a lot more of a responsibility than I ever thought, actually.
michael mendoza
Chad, what do you guys think CEO means?
Could you give me some translations of that acronym for me?
What do you think it might mean for Elijah?
Chief Tar Elijah, something?
I don't know.
Come up with some stuff and drop it in chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So people said that they want to share the stuff.
I think they look at this.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So people said that they want to share.
So you guys should be sharing it out.
It's actually true.
So thank you guys from the chat.
You guys are very nice.
I really appreciate everything you're saying.
You guys are also really mean, too.
So I like the nice and the mean.
So basically, now I'm in charge of this.
I just did my first hire.
I'm like, my goal is, is I'm not going to give away my plans.
I'm not going to be like, you don't know what's coming next.
Here's what I'm going to do.
michael mendoza
I'm not going to discuss moving to silence like lasagna.
elijah schaffer
But now, but now, and I mean this, I was blessed.
God just put me in charge of an entire network, which means that I can make the decisions to do with what needs to be done.
I can, you know, unfortunately, people that maybe aren't as helpful might have to leave.
People that are really helpful may get a raise.
And also, I can implement a vision and rebrand the network and increase the quality, which is going to be a lot of hard work, which Mike is going to be helping me with.
And one of the first things we'll probably do is not call it Visual News Network.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Probably rebrand it and stuff.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's going to do some simplification.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll make it a little more fresh, a little younger, a little more raw the way I like it, right?
Everyone likes to do it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, speaking of which, I have a few CEOs here.
Chief Executive Offender.
Well, legally, no.
But actually, yes.
Creamy Extra Orifice.
That one makes me, that one actually gave me kind of like goosebumps.
That one.
elijah schaffer
But by the way, so now, but the point is, is that Vigilant and doing Vigilant will make this show possible, regardless of how much my family grows and stuff.
We'll always have our retarded SOBs because in this community, it's like, you know, Mike almost doesn't work for me.
He works like with me because it's like we're both figuring this out.
Like, it's not like I have some like established operation that I just like gave Mike a paper and it's a job application.
He like does his tasks every day.
Every day is a new adventure.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
No.
Yeah.
And then I said earlier, I was like, hey, just imagine three to six months down the line when we can just like walk in like 10 minutes before showtime and just sit in the chair and do the show for whatever we do, like whether it be Gateway or this show or VNN or whatever.
It's not like that now at all.
Like literally every single minute of our day is having to install lights even today because like lights went out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's crazy.
But basically Mike works with me on all my projects.
He works on my Gateway show.
He works on Vigilant News show.
He works in the back end here and he works on my social media campaigns.
And so Mike does like everything.
But that's what we're hoping to grow this year.
So, you know, Lord willing, we'll be doing some new hiring and some growth.
And this is like the first time in my life that I'll be working with like a real, like basically God gave me back.
Like, you know, I used to work with a big boy budget back in Blaze.
You know, and we had a lot of money.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, I mean, like, you know, my shows had seven-figure budgets.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, it's like the money that I had back then was really nice.
Not me personally, but like from the network, you know, like I think there was a lot.
And obviously censored is amazing.
But what this will do is this will allow me to have some growth potential too, because, you know, for the rest of my life, I don't want to just be in, I don't want to just be in front of the camera all the time.
You know, in the end, maybe 20 years down the road, maybe 15 when I'm older, start maybe a new show.
It's more seriously interviewing higher profile people.
And it's like now I'm the CEO of a news network, which is kind of crazy.
So we're not going to allow VNN hate on the show anymore.
And even if you think it's a tacky name or you had a thought, we've got to do this thing where it's like we get the boys' backs now.
So you got to tell people, like, dude, tell your parents.
I'm telling you, tell people that are 40 years and older to watch Vigilant News, to subscribe to The Rumble.
Tell them because there's basically very little cursing in the shows.
I think like I said, bitch one time or like shit, but Christians will enjoy it.
And it's pretty cut and dry.
And I do a lot of tongue in cheek.
So if you're smart and you know what I'm saying, like I'll be like, you know what?
That's really good that we're giving more money to Israel because they're our greatest ally.
And allies are defined by making your people die for them rather than letting their own people die for their own country.
So you know that they're our allies.
michael mendoza
Actually, well, that's another thing about VNN and even Gateway too.
Like, I mean, you're not bashful about being anti-Zionist on those shows at all.
And no one cares.
Well, like, I shouldn't say no one cares, but, you know, people that we work with don't care.
And they let us do that, which is good because, yeah, like, I mean, those audiences are a lot more boomer fide.
And, you know, if you know anything about that audience, I mean, they are, who's that one pastor?
He's like a fat guy who always like runs the, he's like a, what's his name?
I'm blanking his name now, but like, he's, he's always like collecting like donations for like Jews in like Ukraine.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
And he's like, if you don't support Israel, you're not a Christian.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's what, now that's what boomers normally watch.
If we can get them to cut the cord, so to speak, and then watch VN Gateway and then get a different perspective and maybe question why they're actually exploring this country, then I think that we've done our job.
So take it that way.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, someone said Elijah was, they were asking me a few questions.
Yeah, I was a molecular biology major, specializing in molecular engineering.
So I basically just worked on bioengineering bacteria, honestly, and viruses, using viruses.
I'd use viruses to change bacteria to influence cell expression.
So it was like epigenetic stuff.
And then I worked in limb regeneration.
So I was working in a lab where we were trying to figure out how to regrow human limbs using the stem cells.
michael mendoza
We just have Sam Parker on because I want to see you guys have a conversation about that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I should, and I should have, for the off, for the off-topic show, we could talk about like the science and the corruption.
michael mendoza
I'm just going to DM them about it.
elijah schaffer
By the way, the other show.
So when someone said the other show, so let me say the lore here.
So when the other show was, someone said, is it like Vigilant News?
No, it's like what we'll be doing is we'll be taking a guest.
So like, here's the thing.
Sam Parker will come on this show and probably just want to talk about Jews for a few hours.
But he's also a molecular biologist.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And there's really interesting conversations him and I can have about, you know, the human body, about the medical industrial complex that maybe is not like a current event live show, but you know, it's a pre-recorded that we could release that people would still want to watch.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That would be based.
It's not like we're just going to be like, you know, skirting around, but it's like the point of that conversation is to talk about scientific community and the corruption and how it's manipulated to make children think a certain way about their creation and the way they were born and where they came from.
And so we want to try to like utilize people to not be on a live show where they feel like they've got to like bring up the Jews every five minutes to where they can like sit down and explore other topics like we used to do in the media.
So that'll be a really good show that will explore, it'll explore my body.
You know what I mean?
No, but I was going to say it's really good stuff.
And also people also asked to, so Mike has one kid.
He has, I don't even know if you've said anything about your kids.
I don't want to say anything about your kid.
michael mendoza
Oh, no.
Well, I mean, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if you've seen it.
michael mendoza
I have a daughter.
She's almost six months old.
That's about it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to like, I know you said you had a kid, but I didn't want to say anything else.
And she is very precious.
michael mendoza
She's huge.
She's massive.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
They call her Stroller Lock the Destroyer.
No, she's, she's not.
She doesn't, she's not ugly.
She's a very cute baby.
She's on that.
She's in that stage where they're like, look at the Michelin man.
michael mendoza
Dude, she's huge.
Yeah.
And I'm 6'2.
My wife is like 5'5, 5'6.
So because everyone's like, oh, it's because you're tall.
I'm like, I mean, 6'2 is like, it's tall, but it's not like, I mean, like, 6'4 is like when you're like, okay, this person is tall.
Like, 6'2 is kind of like average tall.
So I don't think that's- That's me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like average.
michael mendoza
Yeah, like both of us are, I think both of us are 6'2.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think we're the same height.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So you know what's even worse, though?
Is look, okay, he might be watching this show, so I'm gonna be careful here, but like I was, I was even more sad about Australia yesterday because Kez's cousin came over.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And well, I'm just gonna say this.
Kez's cousin came over and like, he's a Chad, right?
You see, that's like, oh, it's a Chad.
He's got the bullet.
You know, he's like, he's almost 6'5.
And this is when you can actually believe someone to say I'm almost 6'5 because that's not like I'm almost 6' or like, you know, no one's six foot, right?
You're the 5'111.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
But he's like, I'm almost 6'5.
So it's like, I don't know what that means.
But, you know, just like a strapping young lad, right?
Ex-military.
And, you know, Australians are just, Kez's family's all really tall.
They're like 6'4 ⁇ , 6'5 ⁇ , 6'3 ⁇ .
You know, they're all just really tall.
Like her one brother you've met is like the shortest one in the family.
So like they're all just like very, very tall people.
And I was just thinking like, man, these like these white jeans.
I'm really like, I really like, like I always said, like I'm more height, height discriminatory than I am racist.
Like I can respect people for being tall unless they're black.
Like I don't, if you're black and tall, it's like being, it's like having a six-pack and being black.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like I don't, I don't respect a fit black guy because I expect you.
If you're not fit and you're black, that doesn't make sense.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
You were bred to have that body.
Like, didn't they breed these people?
michael mendoza
Yeah, they pretty much like bred them as like farm equipment, essentially.
Yeah, correct.
elijah schaffer
So, which is I still can't believe they complained about picking cotton.
It was so easy.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I saw a video the other day of people picking cotton, and it's literally just like actually what's what's unironically harder is taking the cotton out of a pill bottle.
Like, there's more resistance once you do that, like off the plant.
elijah schaffer
It's just like it comes out.
My son is one and a half, and there's a game where you have to like put the shapes into the right shapes in the box.
Yeah, that is harder, honestly.
Yeah, and he's able to do it than pulling cotton.
michael mendoza
I guess that like uh like easy, easy job.
I guess like tilling the fields, like uh, if you were to uh like drag like plows or something, but but even then they had like oxen to do that or something.
I don't know.
I like, I don't know shit about farms, but yeah, but yeah, picking cotton is just like the easiest job in the world.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it's insane that they uh were so upset about that.
It was like, I'm sorry, you have to literally do the easiest job, but they do that today too.
They're like always fighting each other and like pizza husbands.
michael mendoza
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
It is, it is remarkable.
However, I will say this.
Um, I have two kids, though.
Uh, I have two sons now.
So, Kez gets Kez and Kez got a nice push present.
michael mendoza
A what present?
elijah schaffer
I've maybe that was a too wide of a statement for you.
I forgot that you, you, you, you are married to a white person, you work with white people, and you are you act white, but there's still a little bit of Chicago hood in you.
unidentified
Where you're gonna be able to do that.
michael mendoza
Oh, definitely, yeah, but it's like a little push present.
I've never heard of that.
Do people know this?
elijah schaffer
Come on, a push present?
A push present?
michael mendoza
I mean, I can kind of like, you know, just based on a context, I can kind of get what it is, but I've just never heard that before.
elijah schaffer
It's like a post-pregnancy present that's like really like an anniversary that you give them for giving you a child.
It's like you give them, they gave you the reward of a child and you give them a present because women like superficial things.
michael mendoza
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
That don't make sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I'll make sure to keep that in mind for the next kid.
No, really, a push present one.
elijah schaffer
Well, I feel like most Caucasian wives would expect a push present if at a certain economic level.
Like, I don't think they would.
I don't think a woman would be addicted to her husband if they were struggling financially or just tight budget to expect something grandiose, right?
But if you did still do it, they would be stoked.
Because women love gifts.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They love them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
elijah schaffer
Even if they don't wear them or use them, they still want it.
Because they always, they like the receiving shit.
They like getting rewarded for stuff they didn't work for.
It's that lack of accountability thing where they like to reap the benefit of stuff that they didn't earn and not take responsibility for the consequences of the problems they cause.
And so there's like this real, like, it's interesting.
michael mendoza
So actually, the good thing with my wife, too, is that she just likes candy.
So I'll just get her as like Twizzlers or the cookies and cream Hershey's.
And then she's like, oh my God, thank you so much.
Or like a Starbucks sandwich, which, by the way, I got.
elijah schaffer
Also, your wife is like, she's like me.
She grew up like, she's not materialist.
She's not going to like it.
I'm not personally materialistic.
I don't own a lot of nice things myself.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I just like food too.
I told my wife, don't buy me things.
Just make me dinner.
I'd rather have dinner made, like a nice dinner made than like than a physical item.
michael mendoza
True.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same here.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I'd rather just have stuff organized and clean once I get home.
elijah schaffer
No, if there are women, that's why it's like, I just want her to suck, fuck, clean, cook, and shut the fuck up.
Like, look, I'm not being, like, I mean this.
I obviously have a real friendship with my wife.
And, you know, I don't, people don't like saying that, but it's like, no, we do get along well and we do have a lot of fun.
We have very similar, you know, like racial humor and stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Same here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Maybe too much so, actually.
As I told you about earlier, but yeah, anyway.
Just got another super chat from Oramagami.
Imagine having perfect job security, working on a farm with free room and board.
And when you turn in for the day, you go home to fuck your wife or rough work.
elijah schaffer
Wait, imagine having a perfect there's one that we missed, Scroll.
Was a dollar one that we missed?
michael mendoza
Um, there was a dollar one like forever ago.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, imagine having a perfect job security, working on a farm with free room and board.
And when you turn in for the day, you go home to fuck your wife rough work.
That's is that being sarcastic?
Because I mean, who's fucking your right?
Is it us?
Am I doing that?
Who's doing it?
michael mendoza
I don't even know, actually, because at first I thought that that was a reference to the slaves, but then I wasn't sure at the end.
elijah schaffer
Oh, by the way, we also don't believe in gender reveals either.
I don't, I never know what I'm having.
Like, I don't, we don't even, we don't find that out.
michael mendoza
Okay, hold on, first of all, I don't know.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
First, okay, yeah, so I get that, but you just got me about not being white enough.
I had a gender reveal.
That's pretty.
Well, actually, I was going to say that's pretty white, but I see a lot of blacks and Hispanics doing that.
So never.
elijah schaffer
Wait, when did you do a gender reveal?
michael mendoza
It was before you came back to the States.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
I think I went to the baby shower.
michael mendoza
Baby shower.
unidentified
Yeah, Who were those kids that were just like drinking beers?
michael mendoza
Oh, we can talk about that another time.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because Kez was like, I was laughing right because Kez was like, when you're the next kid, I'm going to just throw the baby shower and like invite a bunch of girls because she's like, she was like, these guys are there.
And I'm going, these guys are just here for the beers.
What are they doing here?
And I was like, and I was laughing.
She's like, she's like, she was like, I was thinking, we need to call some girls here and we need to play some games with the diapers and give her a girl's day.
She's like, you showed up in Croc.
She's like, can you wore Crocs there?
She said, that was embarrassing.
I was like, yeah.
Well, sorry about that.
I apologize to you and your wife for showing up to her baby shower in Crocs.
michael mendoza
I didn't even remember that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
My mom was humiliating.
michael mendoza
Like, my mom kept saying, like, my mom kept kept acting like it was the most ridiculous idea that I was having a baby shower and inviting men.
Because I guess that, you know, 20, 30 years ago, it was only like a woman thing.
elijah schaffer
Kez was shocked that I was invited.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I would still do.
No, look, but I would do this.
I would actually do this.
If there was a baby shower, because we're going to have more, we'll do a baby shower, but then, like, I'll probably be in a house by then.
I'm trying to move to a bigger home because I live in a condo now.
And I'd probably just invite the boys over.
We'd probably cook the girls the food and just hang out outside and like smoke cigars.
Yeah, that, you know, drink whiskey or something and not be a part of the baby shower.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And probably watch the other little kids so they can have fun and talk and laugh.
But I think we're also, you and I are also in a weird position.
We're like, we don't fucking know, actually, know what we're doing because we're all like transplanted and live in like places we didn't grow up.
So it's not we have like child, like we've never had a baby shower, even though my wife's wanted one because we've never been in a position to have one, you know, like we were in Australia or other ones.
Like who are we going to invite?
The fucking postman, you know?
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
And then like the first one also, too, we had to like leave the country because I had fucking gay friends, man.
But that was like, that was true.
But no, but anyway, it was people in the chat were there.
We'll wrap up.
michael mendoza
Anyway, you know what?
I'm going to gift the chat some.
Let's see if this actually works.
Is it going to work?
elijah schaffer
I always like the end of the show.
We just kind of ramble about nothing.
But people have told me they don't like the end where I just talk about whatever's on my mind and whatever.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I do like it.
michael mendoza
I just gifted five subs in chat, so go ahead and jump on that.
If you did, you did?
Yeah.
It's like 25 bucks.
It's not expensive.
elijah schaffer
So the show just gifted five subs.
michael mendoza
No, no, no, from my card.
I put my card stuff.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, you should just use the company card.
michael mendoza
No, that's fine.
That comes from me personally.
That's on the house.
elijah schaffer
By the way, in Cock Eater Omega, you got Dumbass, Butthead, and Doomsday Cracker in the locals.
It reads like a woman's voice.
He also sent here.
He also sent this to meme here.
michael mendoza
Well, I haven't switched in the last, like, I don't know how long now, like, in like less 45 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Mike putting on lip gloss.
That's really good.
michael mendoza
I gotta say, the afro is looking quite good, quite good and voluminous.
elijah schaffer
By the way, we had a little bit more of a serious conversation today because there's no way it's going to be very serious with Top and then it's going to be out of control.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's going to be insane.
elijah schaffer
Let me go here too as well and check out what's going on with my friends at Compound Censored.
Sorry.
I also remind me, like, we need to figure this out, like, whether it's like whether it's having another computer here or something, like, to have, like, the chats open so I can just like read them.
Because, like, I can't bring them on the screen while we're here.
michael mendoza
Remember at Fresh and Street, they just had that big screen where they had all the chats up.
elijah schaffer
We should just put like a big screen back there, something like a hundred-inch factor, like all the chats or something.
michael mendoza
Like, I think that would be a little bit overkill.
elijah schaffer
All right, well, Coctuke, Gatir, St. J, they're all there in the chat, as well as Anthony and the rest, and Juan Wangro, Garrett, Tanned Canada.
Atlanta Santa.
michael mendoza
I don't think I ever used the wide shot all night tonight, so I just brought it up right now.
But yeah, I forgot kind of forgot we had this.
elijah schaffer
Do you remember censored?
Censors, the meanest ones to me, which I like.
Someone said, New era, same closeted homo Elijah talks like he's got a dick in his mouth, Schaefer.
Actually, that's pretty creative.
michael mendoza
That's the whole reason that Elijah brought me out is because I have more severe listeners than him.
So, in comparison, his doesn't seem.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then so that's where it is at.
But good morning, everybody, in the censored chat.
Someone said, Can Elijah ovulate?
That's true.
Someone said, I'm slow as fuck right now.
I looked at your comments sideways, and I'm all good, mostly just listening to the stream while I work on things.
That's good, and that's what the show is.
It's just something you can listen to in the background and have a lot of fun.
Thursday is going to be great.
We'll be back at eight.
We were on time today.
This is going to be the new year.
We're going to try to get off of black people time.
So, we're going to try to actually act like Mike and I have a problem, you know.
Like, no matter how white maybe I am, or he, you know, he tries to be, we still have a bit of like black, we still struggle a little bit running this entire company on like black people time.
michael mendoza
I mean, we just have so much going on.
It's not like we're just like, it's not like we're smoking a blunt or something before the show.
So, we had, so we take a little bit to get to it.
Like, we're just doing something every second of the day.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a weed user.
I'm not a weed user, but that doesn't sound like a bad idea right now.
michael mendoza
What's wrong and blunt?
Well, I mean, I don't have weed.
elijah schaffer
I don't even have it.
michael mendoza
I mean, a lot of people, a lot of people, well, I mean, we could probably go down the hall in this building.
There's not a lot of people smoking weed in the building.
elijah schaffer
So, I don't know, just like it just sounds like it's probably not good.
I don't need to be smoking weed, so I'm not going to be smoking weed.
But I just was saying, it did sound like a I shouldn't be saying that to myself.
I don't need it.
The last thing I need is to be smoking weed.
michael mendoza
I actually had that thought the other day, but um, I've told you recently that, like, uh, I mean, I can't even think about smoking weed because it gives me anxiety.
Because, I mean, weed used to give me anxiety for the first like few minutes.
After that, it felt good, but like, it's just like I think it, I think it generally had a, had a worse effect on my anxiety and health than, you know, the other or otherwise.
So, I just don't like it at all anymore.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, You both do have voices like your wife's are beards.
They are.
So, it's it.
The thing is, is you're never going to get me on that one because every time someone calls me gay, I'm going to agree with it.
michael mendoza
Also, too, by the way, I'm trying to agree with it.
So, I've been trying to raid a channel because normally, like at the end, I'd like to pass our viewers off to someone else.
You know what?
So, for some reason, it wasn't working for Myron.
But actually, there is some more deserving people.
Well, I shouldn't say more deserving people, but probably who, but probably some people who I also gifted away the censor, the censored subs as well.
elijah schaffer
Only one of you guys reached out to me for your censored sub, but you got a year for a censored.
We have to two censored subs.
Um, so that was really good.
So, uh, make sure you guys get censored subs as well.
It's really important.
But also, shout out to doomsday and the rest of the people there in the chat.
We love you guys.
We appreciate you.
Just to let you guys know, a couple things that someone said, yeah, you two sound like you're one second away from power gay sex.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
You know what's really, you know, what's really interesting to me about these gay comments is I feel like is there true?
No, it's like, not only is it true, but I feel like people need to get like, I feel like in 2025 this year, we can ramp up like the being mean.
Like, we could get more creative with it.
You know what I mean?
Like, that guy who said the, you know, oh, like, new era, same closeted homo, Elijah dick in his mouth, Schaefer.
I respect that.
You know what I mean?
I can respect a man who came up with a real creative way to just be an asshole.
And I feel like it's part of our community.
Is just being mean to me.
And somebody said, did I address the Alex Jones thing?
No, I said that and the UK stuff we're going to push to Thursday because I think those guys will have a lot of opinions on Alex.
And I think that's some really good actual conversations to have about the selling out and the grifting and whether that's true or not.
And the reality of censorship and the price that people pay.
I understand.
And there's some stuff with Draino as well, DC Draino, and Thomas Massey.
I think there's some topics to talk about to try to keep those guys at least on topic for like five seconds.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Which is like, they're like the kind of people where it's like tits.
michael mendoza
Dude, the last episode was really funny, though.
Like, I was like almost crying.
And like, and I mean, it's crazy.
Last time that Top and David were here, we didn't have any of this stuff here.
There were no TVs, no nothing.
And I was just like sitting over there, like trying to produce everything from the corner.
So, but now we have everything in here, so it's going to be a good time.
So, and also, we're, in case you guys didn't see in the chat, we're rating their chat after this show is over.
So, go ahead and jump in the Nephilim Death Squad Rumble show they're they're streaming right now.
elijah schaffer
So, um, yeah, okay, so real fast for them for the mod meeting for Discord, maybe I'll just put a vote in Discord to see when people can make it.
Um, because I think we need to get that as well.
Um, if you guys want to join the Discord, uh, you can always, you know, what I need to, I need to get a I need to get uh noticer an email so that he can like become the unofficial, like like, like uh, because our main one left, and so people can like email him, but he's not giving us personal emails.
Like, if they're like, oh, if you want to join the Discord, you can email him here.
So, remind me on the list of our 400 things to do to get an email.
It's really easy for me to do that.
I can just do it tomorrow.
I'll get him an email.
I still have to do the tax papers to Rumble tonight to get I need to do that as well.
And I have to film Vigilant Nick.
michael mendoza
Exactly, yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Great, okay.
Well, then we got to wrap because we got a lot going on, and it's my fault that we're working late.
So, um, I'll buy uh, I'll buy him a snack or a blunt anyway.
Um, shout out to everyone.
Did we didn't, we didn't forget any?
I just want to make sure we didn't forget any of the Rumble.
Let me just check real fast here.
I think it's in, it might be in, let me see, it's an account overview.
Let me let me learn real fast.
Um, where is it for the Rumble rants?
Is it under stats and earnings?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
I was looking earlier too, and and and I, I, that was the first place I looked at.
elijah schaffer
What stats and earnings?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I couldn't think of it.
elijah schaffer
I think it loads, but it's like having trouble loading right now.
That's really weird.
michael mendoza
I think we missed one $1 super chat from that.
Um, the her name was like Adele something, something Adele.
So, sorry if we didn't catch that, but it was like one $1 one.
So, we'll make it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, here they are.
Here they are.
Here they are.
Yeah, I found them.
So, they're under account overview.
And so, we got the welcome back.
E, we got the 14 words.
I can't unsee the lip gloss.
Oh, Susie Dale said it puts the beef tallow on its lips or the rants stop.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that was the one.
elijah schaffer
And then someone else said, Will the AI use mommy milkers to take over the Pajites?
Is that what?
But, but we didn't.
michael mendoza
I missed that one.
elijah schaffer
No, because it didn't show up because now if you use the word Pajeet in a rant, it doesn't show up.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so get a little bit more creative with how you use a racial application.
elijah schaffer
Because Rumble just got a $775 million cash injection.
So I don't think we're going anywhere.
That being said, a lot of fucking losers are going to come on here now and start just making their trash content and be like, yeah, let's be on Rumble.
But, you know, we like Rumble.
Rumble's been very good to us.
I'm very happy that Rumble is who they are.
And we're very thankful for all the goodness and the reality of what's going on.
But anyway, thank you guys again for watching.
We really appreciate you.
We really love you.
And we had such a great time hanging out in this quality season.
Don't forget to like this video, subscribe.
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And we'll be growing this pretty dramatically over the next year.
So putting a lot a lot into this to having our own spin.
A lot of this is satirical and like sarcastic.
And, you know, the topics are chosen.
And so it's going to grow.
I mean, it's going to take probably a couple of years to get this thing running.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But check it out.
Mike, if you people want to follow you at the Mendoza report.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Mike Mendoza JPG on either X slash Twitter or Instagram.
I don't even know why I shot it on Instagram.
I never do that.
But just follow me on X. That's usually the best place.
And I have been tweeting a little bit more recently, but my X is so confused.
It doesn't even know because I've had it for so long now.
I've had it for like 15 years.
It doesn't know whether I'm a Uyghur or whether I'm a white supremacist.
So I don't get much traction on there.
But follow me anyway.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
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Have a great rest of the week.
As always, like I say, and may God bless the United States of America.
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