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Jan. 15, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Elon to Buy TIKTOK?! Tech TAKEOVER Complete.. Is This Good or Bad? | Guest: Snowflake News

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Yeah, that's why they're trying to ban TikTok.
elijah schaffer
As the boomers say, also my peers, I just found out that according to people that are about 15 years old, they think I'm 50.
Someone said, but what about like 50-year-olds like yourself?
And I went, shit, man.
You know, it's been a rough couple years.
I know I was that old, but according to them, you know, for us, we call it the TikToks.
And the kids are all using it.
Their kids are doing a lot of things to putting things where it shouldn't go.
And most importantly, they're downloading apps owned by China.
I wish American teenagers would not be compromised by TikTok and do what other American teenagers are doing, like download furry porn in HD and 200 gigabyte files on their phone, or access lolliporn, which is essentially CP.
But, you know, there might be children having sex with adults, but that's not a child.
That's a 2,000-year-old mage that just has youth-like features, according to the leftists.
It's disgusting.
Anyway, we're talking about the selling of TikTok plus Pete Hackseth.
Did he rape someone?
No, that's what we're talking about.
But Pete Hackseth is running for the defense secretary.
And James Lindsay, the arbiter of the woke right, has another crash out as he strikes out at me and Candace Owens.
We're talking about this and so much more here.
A nightly offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
unidentified
let's start the show gentlemen
elijah schaffer
we got a great show for you And as we know, shout out, everybody.
Welcome back to Night the Offensive.
Thank you for the compliments.
You start a great show tonight.
Susie Dale said, don't worry, Liz Me, you aged like milk.
So thank you for that one.
That was fantastic.
I appreciate you.
We also have already very elevated and educated commentary from you guys in the chat.
For instance, Shriver commented a collegiate response to that intro video, boobs.
That was just one word, right?
And to all of you retards who are here, I would like to welcome you those that are in the censored chat.
We started a great show tonight.
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You guys can join censored.tv.
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It's like the inception inside of a dream, inside of a dream.
But we have that live chat.
It's not moderated.
Shout out to the mods as well who are in Rumble and doing a great job keeping the Spurgs and the retards, the too much retarded people off.
And also to the locals and those on X.
We are with you tonight.
I'd like to welcome to talk about all these topics the one and the only Mike Mendoza from the Mendoza Report.
michael mendoza
Hey, what's going on?
My name is Mike Mendoza.
Mike Mendoza is JPG on Twitter.
You can also catch me on the Mike Mendoza show, the Mike Mendoza Network.
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It's not growing up.
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So go to toplobsta.com for that.
And also check out last episode.
He was on the last episode, and we had quite the great time.
So yeah, that's pretty much it.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
And back on the show from the worst, honestly, presidential election coverage, possibly on the internet, that got way more views than it should have ever gotten.
Snowflake news.
Welcome back to Tonight the Offensive.
michael hennessey
Hey, thank you for having me.
Only remember half of that show, I think, to be honest with you.
You can find me on Snowflake News, Instagram, Twitter as well.
Just really happy to be here.
michael mendoza
Wait, so now, why exactly did you only remember half that episode?
michael hennessey
The excitement.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, and they also say ketamine causes memory loss.
So that's pretty fantastic.
Shout out to all of you guys who are here.
We have the energy flowing and we are growing because we are the grower gang.
Someone said that censored is modded, actually.
I'm a mod for the show there, too.
Since when did that happen?
I didn't even know about that.
Anyway, you ruin everything with your stupid facts and your curated truths.
michael mendoza
The radical collab strikes again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so let's go into this.
Okay, so there's apparently a lot going on right now.
I think that we have been introduced to an individual named Elon Musk, or as they call it in China, Elon Me Musk.
michael mendoza
Ila Ma.
elijah schaffer
Ilan Musk.
michael mendoza
Ilama.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but anyway, that's Japan.
The thing is, is that according to Colin Ruge, who's like, I would consider Colin Ruge to be like the sort of like brain rot of the news.
Like, isn't that what you're saying?
Colin Ruge.
It's like, it's like, I'm not saying him, but like, his page is like, it's like, it's like Facebook, but for millennials.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
I kind of hold a Nick Sortor in that regard.
Like it's kind of just and then once he goes in Timcast, it's kind of just like terrible, like conservative boomer slop.
It's just like, oh, Kamala did this today.
It's the worst thing ever, and I can't believe it, blah, blah, whatever.
So I know what you're saying.
Colin Ruge probably has less commentary than Nick Sorter, but I know what you're saying with the brain.
elijah schaffer
I think I know.
Okay.
I've never consumed Nick Sorter's content besides journalism.
I like him as a person, though.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I don't know.
I can't make any judgments, but I did make him.
And I did say that.
He kicked a pedophile out of a party one time.
So I got credit on that, you know?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Oh, that was him.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
I actually didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he kicked a pedophile of a party.
He went up in my body.
michael mendoza
Shout out to you.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to people because, you know, wood shippers and stuff or whatever they're saying these days.
Anyway, we got the story going on.
So Chinese officials are discussing a possible sale of the TikToks to Elon Musk.
Now, I want to remind you guys, this show was written by our new intern who actually is on the mic.
Can they hear you?
You can hear you.
unidentified
Yo, what's up?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is our intern.
And he's chained.
We've been feeding him 16 ounces of water and some bone broth.
unidentified
I am black.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he's not allowed to be on the show because your skin has to be louder than a paper bag to speak the truth here.
Isn't that correct, Correct?
unidentified
That is 100% true.
I was told no black people allowed on camera.
michael mendoza
By the way, I'm looking quite a bit.
As if he would even speak to you.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
You were yelled at.
I mean, you were yelled, not told, because we speak to only friendly people.
I was told today that I was actually a Nazi.
We'll get into that later.
I'm actually really happy about being called a Nazi because the woke right, as they've been calling us, was never really good.
And I like to get back to the lib-tarted shit where they're like just calling us, you know, racist xenophobes.
I like the cool names.
Do you ever get called the cool names?
michael hennessey
I get called a bunch of names, definitely.
I think that's an upgrade for you, you know, compared to what he was saying before.
That's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Like abuser, rapist.
michael hennessey
Insurrectionist.
elijah schaffer
Erectionist.
michael hennessey
Well, I can't talk about any of that kind of stuff.
michael mendoza
I'll talk about myself.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
michael hennessey
That's going to say, you know, guided tour had nothing to do with anything.
Okay.
unidentified
It's like PRB.
michael hennessey
Waiting for the 20th.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's talk about this.
No, so I have nothing against Colin.
I just, I didn't ever want to attack Colin.
I'm going to say this honestly.
I never wanted to attack him.
But then he made the dumbest points I've ever heard in the world on the H-1B visa thing.
He literally was like, he literally was like, Americans are just mad because they can't compete with the whole world.
He end up deleting all his tweets and was like, Elon's right.
We got to bring in as many of these people as possible because, you know, part of the American spirit is competition.
And, you know, who doesn't want to compete with a man who literally lights cow shit on fire in his kitchen sink?
And I looked at that and I said, Colin, you were an I literally called him.
I said, you're an evil person.
I said, you are evil.
And I want to remind you that anyone that was advocating for the H-1Bs is actually demonstrably evil.
Like, I don't know if you guys agree with me, but this is not a, this is not a, I am going to pull a little bit of a left.
Let's, let's give some, James a little, a little love here.
I'm going to pull a little lefty argumentation here.
I always say, don't, don't trust people who say that you're evil for your argument instead of refuting it.
But I refuted it and said, you are advocating for an evil idea of replacing and harming the native population of this country and causing great inflation, massive issues in our job market.
That is evil.
You're going to cause pain and suffering, and you're doing it so that you can earn more money on X.
It's because Elon will like you and like your posts and share.
So you're selling out your country so that you can get more money in your pocket.
To me, that is the definition of evil, right?
I don't know if anyone agrees with me, but like I feel like I rarely call people diabolical, but Colin Ruge, and I was the only one.
He got roasted and he vected it, you know?
He just like him and Vivek got bodied.
michael hennessey
Well, there was a few of them that you can see like as soon as this came out.
It was kind of like a repackaging.
You know, we were all against the immigration, the flood coming in over the border and everything.
But then as soon as Elon mentioned it and kind of repackaged it in H-1B, you've seen a whole change, especially with all the influencers, because, you know, of course, they don't want to mess with their monetization, things of that nature.
They were so simping like crazy.
elijah schaffer
Didn't you see that?
Like, it was really gross.
Like, you know, I think Elon Musk has a great idea.
Okay, bitch.
How about I slit your fucking throat in a game, right?
On 4K with Dr. Disrespect.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Because I was thinking about this.
I was thinking, I like Rumble, but I was thinking we should give more money to Dr. Disrespect.
In fact, we should give our money to him.
I feel like every dollar we earn, even off Rumble, we should send to Dr. Disrespect because it's not going to be a fixed news platform unless he has more money than everyone combined.
michael mendoza
Give him stock options and buy back the stock options and give it back to him.
Yeah, I want to double the value.
elijah schaffer
I want to strip.
Listen, this is going to sound crazy.
It's going to sound anti-Semitic.
I want to strip the foreign defense funding from Israel so we can give Dr. Disrespect more money to stream.
Like, I think he deserves more of it.
And you know what?
I think to all you little political creators and people who've been working hard to literally create Rumble to a political system, you fucking suck.
You deserve to die and be murdered in a live match of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 72 or whatever we're at today with Dr. Disrespect in 6K because you know what?
That kind of money, everybody else should be required to stream in 720p as long as he gets all the bandwidth.
So let's give him 110K.
You know what I mean?
I want to be 6 million K.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
michael mendoza
Seems a little high.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it just seems higher than probably is accurate.
Is that what James is calling Nazi propane today?
Is that what he called it?
Nazi propane?
michael mendoza
Wait, did he say propane or propaganda?
elijah schaffer
I think he said propane.
Is that what he said?
michael hennessey
Nazi propane.
michael mendoza
I think it's a little doctor.
elijah schaffer
They said my ideas were Nazi propane.
I like this guy, actually.
I'm a huge damn Lindsey Stan.
I have a huge stand.
unidentified
Elijah, you run deflection for Nazis and push soft pro-Nazi propane.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
You push racism.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
michael hennessey
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
My job's done.
No, no, I'm just like.
unidentified
Confetti.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what's going on with that trigger, huh?
michael mendoza
Yeah, like I have to double tap it for it to work.
elijah schaffer
It's like me.
It's a little blast.
It's always too soon.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And everyone's disappointed.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let me read this, though.
So we're going to go hard this year.
michael mendoza
We're hard.
elijah schaffer
We're getting hard.
We're going hard.
Chinese officials are discussing a possible sale of TikTok to Elon Ma.
If the company is unable to stop the U.S. ban, according to Bloomberg, big if true.
What is this reporting?
Okay.
michael mendoza
It's called journalism.
You wouldn't get it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Big if true.
elijah schaffer
Musk has previously spoken out against banning TikTok, arguing that although it would help X, he is against banning things.
Unless that is, of course, you have opinions on certain countries, then you are going to be banned.
But he didn't say unless he's not against banning things, because if you're against that country, you're actually the devil and he's not against demonic, you know, you can ban demonic spirits.
He said, I'm generally against banning things.
It would help Twitter if TikTok was banned because then people would spend more time on Twitter and less time on TikTok, Musk said during a previous interview.
But even if it would help Twitter, I would be generally against banning things.
Let's start here and talk about how messed up the crony capitalism is.
But before we talk about that, I do want to mention something interesting.
With all this being said and done, I don't know if you saw particularly something that was going on, but Ian Carroll, do you know who that is?
He spoke out against a lot of the travesties in the world that were going on.
And then, you know, there's a lot of double standards on X where people can literally dox you.
I don't know if you know about this.
They can actually dox you and they will not get in trouble.
Ian Carroll went out and he kind of exposed certain lies about a certain said country.
And then an account with a name, you'll never believe it because it was shocking to me, called Awesome Jew, came out and actually doxed his 70-year-old parents on X and posted their address, told people where to find them.
And on top of that, he didn't get banned, even though it's directly against the terms of service, because unrelated to his name, Awesome Jew, that's literally his name.
People always say that, you know, we're mean for pointing this out.
unidentified
I'm not the guy.
elijah schaffer
I'm not an Awesome Jew.
But he pointed that out.
He ended up doxing Ian Carroll and his family.
And I was just reminded that, you know, this app, yo, here it is.
Right here, check this out.
He said, oh, what?
Israel?
Oh, my, what the heck?
I always thought this was a bit about like Austria or something.
Because when he said, like, there's a country that was against us, I was like, not our greatest ally, right?
Criticize Israel on social media, and you immediately get accounts like Awesome Jew doxing your 70-plus-year-old parents.
Totally not mob tactics, something of God's chosen people, something something most mortal army, not a good look, Awesome Jew.
And you can see he dox them.
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unidentified
The internet.
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Anyway, I wanted to talk about this with the Elon Musk thing.
I thought it was interesting with that doxing and stuff.
Is that like when I read this, the biggest question that we all have is, is how much power is too much before we should break up a monopoly, right?
Like Musk is one person, so we think of him as an influencer, which makes you think like he's just successful, but he's actually a monopoly owner, really, on a lot of different things.
But I also thought it's weird when you listen to billionaires talk, it's like, well, it would be good because it would waste more people's time on my app.
Nobody's talking about why we're wasting so much time on social media, the destructive nature of what social media has done to personal relationships.
There's no discussion on like, you know, maybe TikTok is, you know, hey, if it got banned, it might be good because it's, you know, really caused damage to our youth.
It's like, you know, it would be good because then they would waste their time on my app and I'd get richer.
And I feel like that really shows you the mindset that people have.
No one's looking at morals or ethics or the impact of something beyond the monetary gain.
And that's sort of an idea where I'm not jealous of most people who say that.
Jealousy couldn't encompass it because he's too rich, right?
It's like it's unattainable.
That's like a, it's like he's hundreds of billions of dollars.
That's not like a jealousy is when you could attain something, right?
He's just like out of my league.
But I would say I don't feel like he sees us any more than like an economic zone.
And he sees freedom of speech and freedom as a way to kind of keep his businesses free and protected.
And I just don't see in any way, shape, or form.
And also to keep competition out because in the U.S. is the only one who will bully China to not compete with his EVs.
So it's like, I don't know.
I just don't feel like this guy really cares about us.
One person said he, I think Nick Fuentes said he thinks he's an opportunist.
And I've believed that for a very long time said, I don't know if you feel any differently, but to me, that wording is a red flag.
michael hennessey
Well, I think the whole thing is kind of a red flag, him taking over.
You know, a big thing that we had before is the government would stop large monopolies of companies taking over different industries.
So for now, they kind of just allow it more and more.
So for him to take over TikTok and after we've already seen him start to ban people on, you know, X and things of that nature for not talking about like H-1B, like he didn't want to have that promoted, people against it.
So it's just giving way too much power to one individual.
So you know what?
elijah schaffer
That's true.
Like we gave button pressing to Mike and he's already being abusing the intern.
He said like, I can't even just beating the shit out of him with a stick.
And I was like, he's like, give him the ability to put one button.
But the weirdest part about it was, you know, I don't want to talk about this kind of stuff too, but apparently that was the intern.
He was his one request is that we'd beat the shit out of him every day.
You young kids are weird.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
He's like, it's just true.
It's true.
It's because he's black.
So that's why that was the joke.
Because he's like, I'm black.
Please beat me up.
It's like he wants to be accepted.
And everybody knows this is the racist show.
So if you're black, you got to get the shit beat out of you by sticks.
Do people not realize that this, like everything's on the show is a joke?
I don't even know.
michael mendoza
Oh, we're joking?
unidentified
Didn't feel like a joke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
You have the most elaborate jokes that involve cages and rods.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
michael hennessey
The intern's still shaking.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
And bars of soap in the pillowcase beating them with that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, he builds a gas chamber.
Somebody also said to Mike, don't let the Mexican flick the bean.
But no, okay.
I wanted to play this.
We don't even need to play the clip.
I just feel like it's not really a good idea to have Musk buy TikTok.
And I feel like, you know, I'm more concerned about the data, right?
The user data.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Because he's going to know that he's going to know my 30-second femboy videos that I'm watching.
No, I don't know what people are watching on TikTok.
They have really strong filters on things.
I don't think people are looking at porn and stuff.
I think it's like pretty clean content.
I don't really see anything, but Instagram is a free-for-all.
Have you seen the breast?
We were talking about breastfeeding videos.
michael mendoza
Have you seen those?
Yeah, no, I definitely have.
Well, so I mean, my algorithm is all messed up.
I know your algorithm.
Well, I mean, messed up is subjective, I guess, in this case.
But I was going to say that if Elon takes over TikTok, I mean, I already get my daily fill of swastikas from being on X. Could you imagine how TikTok would be?
It would just be nothing but like Sonnen Rads and Swastika space.
elijah schaffer
They got rid of the right-wing propaganda.
There used to be a lot of that on TikTok.
You know, you'd hear the music and you'd be like, ready for an you're black if you wanted a white out of this.
You know what I mean?
Let's go.
Like, they would probably kill me too.
Someone who said that too, they're like, you're gay.
And I'm like, oh, like, they would look at me like in Iran.
The guy got arrested for looking too gay.
Remember that?
He wasn't even gay.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he got arrested for looking gay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did you see that story?
michael hennessey
No, I didn't see it.
elijah schaffer
Let me look that up real fast.
This is so cool.
michael mendoza
I mean, to be fair, like, have you ever seen how they cut their hair?
Like, they have these crazy designs in their hair and then they dye it like green at the top.
People in like Iraq and Iran, they get like the craziest haircuts ever.
It's just weird.
elijah schaffer
Let me see this.
Yeah, yeah, look.
Look.
Let me see this real fast.
Yeah, here's the story.
Look, man arrested for looking gay and wearing crop top in Turkey in prison for three weeks.
He wore this crop top and he got arrested for looking gay.
That's the cops that he had this.
He was actually charged on paper for looking like a homosexual.
Like that was like, it wasn't even like he was doing anything.
michael mendoza
It's just he looked gay.
So moral of the story is, is an Earl, wherever you are, watch out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Watch out.
michael mendoza
Other countries aren't the same.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, he's everywhere.
He's like, I'm not going to say where because I don't want to dox him, but he was in a different continent than when I spoke to him like three days ago.
I was like, you changed continents?
He's like, yeah.
And then he's like, I can't work on the weekends anymore.
I was like, why?
He's like, I'm traveling to a new continent.
So I was like, okay.
So he's apparently slightly offensive.
unidentified
Does the continent not have weekends?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was like, I was like.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's called Africa.
elijah schaffer
Every day is a weekend, actually.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
They're all relaxed.
All right.
So, you know, just on a video here, Here's the cost that it would take to buy TikTok.
This is a video of Elon Muh.
And here's what he had to say.
unidentified
How much would it cost Elon Musk to purchase TikTok?
Musk will likely be looking at a price tag similar to what he paid for Twitter if a deal materializes to buy the American operations of TikTok.
TikTok's parent company, ByteDance, would likely be looking for a sum of $40 billion to $50 billion for the U.S. operations, according to an analyst.
It's in the same range of the $44 billion Musk paid in 2022 for Twitter, now known as X.
However, a TikTok spokesperson dismissed the idea of a sale to Musk as, quote, pure fiction in a statement to several outlets.
Musk has yet to comment on the reports.
Read more at Forbes.com.
How much would it cost Elon Musk?
elijah schaffer
How much $40 billion?
Okay, we talked about this.
unidentified
Were you here?
elijah schaffer
Did you hear about the thing that like we're not going to go deep into it, but the fact is, is that like people think that $40 billion, why is it $40 billion?
It's the data.
michael hennessey
That's what you're paying for.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're paying for the data.
Because it's like, you know what, an email list, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So you're paying to have access because you can sell that data to companies to target the people.
And that's sort of like, and you're understanding humanity.
It's like a and data, I relate it to like the closer you can get to being like God because God knows all.
And so algorithms learn for you beyond your capacity and you become a little more like God.
But maybe like a ball, like maybe like a satanic God.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
Well, it's definitely, it's a big industry data collecting all that.
So they're making a lot of money off that.
So I can, I can definitely see that there.
I think the banning with TikTok, though, I, you know, that's one thing I think is not really, you know, we'd hope it's more to protect youth and our information, but I think it's more for other reasons for not trying to have other areas look bad because of videos and content that's coming out.
But I think that's another discussion.
elijah schaffer
It is another discussion.
You know, you can say whatever you want.
You don't have to have complete thoughts.
You can just banter.
Are you a banterer?
michael hennessey
I have my moments.
That's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Well, Snowflake is going to is because, okay, do you remember Earl when he first started?
How that was rough.
He just sat there and like, then just like, just like bring up the Jews.
unidentified
Remember that?
elijah schaffer
We'd be like sitting there and then like secretly we'd be like nine shots later.
Like we like didn't even know he was slipping shots under the table.
And then it'd be like, we'd be third through the show to be like, you know, those fucking Jews.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like in the middle of the show, we're talking about like buying TikTok.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, I was like, who is this guy?
He's awesome.
That's who he is.
He is doing well.
He's actually running our website.
That's a quick reminder, guys.
Don't forget, like, they've been really doing a good job.
Actually, it's pretty fantastic.
We have slightlyoffensive.com.
We just signed another journalist who's, I would just be like, you know, obviously my employees be very, very kind as I've always been to every woman I've worked with.
Okay.
unidentified
I was going to say woman, right?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
I haven't been treated kindly at all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
As kindly as one can be in a cage.
elijah schaffer
Credibly accused of woman abuser, as they, as us, as James Lindsey calls me.
But the funny part about this is that like, no, she's great.
She's basically got the whole package.
You know what I mean?
Like, she's got a face for cameras, what they would call it, right?
I've got a face for radio.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's an unfortunate thing.
But no, she's really fantastic.
And hopefully she gets on board and everything's good.
I got the onboard meeting tomorrow.
So, you know, now we'll have three journalists.
Actually, we have a fourth one, too.
We just signed too.
So we're growing.
And you should be, you know, getting your news here, getting articles.
It's an interesting perspective.
And of course, we're really honest about certain countries and people, but it's subtle because we know that, you know, we know the audience might be a little older, but it's kind of cool.
Went to a news publication.
Shout out to Earl and the team and Dallas and everyone for working on that.
We're really, really proud of you guys.
It's pretty amazing.
You can take that off the screen there.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I'm not going to go through the other stuff.
I kind of want to summarize.
Last final thoughts on this topic because we'll swap topics here.
Apparently, TikTok denies the allegations.
I'll just show this.
TikTok said particularly that they are not selling to Musk, that it's pure fiction.
BBC also said that it's only been approximately 37 minutes since they blatantly published a lie on their front page.
So, you know, I mean, it's like, I don't know how reliable it is.
Like, you know, the BBC.
And also, speaking of BBC, Joey Manarino.
michael mendoza
No reason at all.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No reason at all.
Spreading cheeks.
Big black.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
What do you think about?
I mean, intern, I think it's good just to call you intern.
That's good there.
I don't know what you're thinking about this.
I think you might have a thought.
I mean, you think this is going to happen or you think it's just more bullshit?
unidentified
I mean, I think it might happen.
It probably won't.
But yeah, I don't know.
I really have no idea.
I don't think it would be a good thing if it did, though.
I think it would be rough.
elijah schaffer
Why, though?
I mean, because are you Gen Z or you're Jen Alpha?
unidentified
I've got to ask.
I am Gen Z.
I am Young End of Gen Z. Young Gen Z.
I think it'd be rough, right?
Because obviously he's going to use it to add to X to become this crazy giant app that he's going to use to control the world or whatever.
Because that's already what he's doing, right?
Like you talk about this.
He's using it to create this AI.
He's using all the X posts.
He created free speech just to train an AI.
And now that AI is incredibly valuable, it's going to be like the best out there for that very reason.
And then there's just like a few things that he's yet to get.
So he's looking to make it a payment processor so he can literally control the banks, right?
He would be his own bank.
So he wants to control the banks and he wants to control the youth, right?
So how are you going to control the youth?
Well, Hitler.
Exactly.
No, no, no.
He's going to buy Hitler.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
He's going to resurrect Hitler and train the youth.
michael mendoza
And George Floyd to be George Droid.
And an adroid Hitler.
unidentified
I hear he's unironically working on George Droid.
That's real.
That's kind of fun.
elijah schaffer
Shut your fucking mouth.
I don't want to hear your Nazi propane on my show and paraphernalia.
It's like, hey, we've got to start using that now.
Like, you know what?
Shoot it with your Nazi propane.
Like, that's such a weird, that is a weird statement.
michael mendoza
It is, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Not so, I think he meant like butane.
Yeah.
Like for a start of fire.
Is he talking about gaslighting or something?
unidentified
The fuel before the fire.
That's metaphorical.
elijah schaffer
I think what's unfortunate about this whole fight is that, look, I can't speak for Candace, but like, I'm just a troll.
Like, I just write things on the internet for I bait people.
I don't know if anyone's ever seen my Twitter.
I just bait people all day.
Like, I just write like, Americans are Europeans.
Everyone else is a guest.
Not sorry.
And then it's like, and then it's just like a picture of like Mexicans.
And then everyone's like, ah, look, melting down.
And then James was under there.
He's like, would you consider Candice Owens a guest?
And I didn't respond to him.
Here's three ways I wanted to respond to him, but I didn't respond.
We can answer which one's better.
Is Candice Owens a guest too?
You know, trying to pit us against each other?
I was going to say yes.
But that was going to be one first answer.
Second answer was.
unidentified
I've been told I'm less than a guest to my face multiple times.
elijah schaffer
Dude, an unwanted visitor.
No, but I was going to say, and then I was thinking also saying to him, too, that just deport in all capitals underneath him.
And then I was also thinking of just telling him that she's more of an American than you are.
Yeah.
But I think those were all, I don't know what we think about that.
I think, what do you think is the better answer to that one?
michael mendoza
I like the third one.
Or a fourth option.
elijah schaffer
She black.
She got dark skin.
michael mendoza
She black.
unidentified
I think that large multi-paragraph text message you sent me at midnight last night would serve just as well.
elijah schaffer
What did I, I don't know what I sent.
I don't even, I was until four in the morning.
michael hennessey
It was a long one.
unidentified
It was my message to leave.
It was my goodbye message.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It was like goodbye.
You do need to leave.
Okay, let's talk about something funny about this.
We'll come back to something on RedNote.
We want to go to that, but I want to go to the Hag Seth.
What was going on there with that?
Because that's pretty interesting.
But I do want to remind you guys something pretty awesome.
So many of you guys might know and you understand this that we've been talking about the wellness company for a long time.
I've been having these kids here.
Guys, this is my last plea for you to know.
We're in the winter season.
Everybody's getting sick.
There's literally fires going around.
And you never know when, honestly, you're going to get a fever.
And I found out the hard way.
Everybody knows that there are two things promised in life, death and taxes.
And there are two things that are promised in life that I found out is that everyone in the media industry sucks.
And also, even if you have health insurance, this is a longer one.
It doesn't mean that you actually are covered for anything.
And it also doesn't mean you'll get access to health care.
And it also doesn't mean that your healthcare is free, even though you pay a premium.
That being said, Dr. Peter McCaula, the guy who went against the COVID vaccines and everything, they came together and made this emergency kit.
Now, this has in it ivermectin, which they literally made illegal in Australia.
It's a common used anti-parasitic drug that has antiviral properties.
People are using it to fight cancer.
This is not like BS stuff.
You guys know my backgrounds in genetic engineering.
I'm not claiming it.
I'm saying it's actually can show to like shrink tumors, but most importantly, it was used to fight COVID.
And people were taking a stack with vitamin D and ivermectin, and they were taking with the amoxicil and the Z pack.
This is every antibiotic and anti-parasitic and some NSAIDs and everything you need shipped to your door.
It's cheaper than going to the emergency room.
It's cheaper than going to urgent care.
And if you have a HMO or not a good PPO, it's going to be cheaper than the out-of-pocket cost if you go to the hospital, anyways.
So, most of what you're going to go to insurance for, just get a cheap insurance.
It'll cover you like catastrophic, you know, sickness and disease that's cheap.
And then just buy one of these and then you just take the medication.
You get a fever, you get something wrong, take this.
You get an STD, take this.
It can help you with every single infection and get it 10% $30 off right now.
But I think actually it's 10% off at the moment.
One or the other, it is one of those at TWC.health slash offensive.
I'm looking at the new, I'm looking at the new ad, and I don't know, but I guess it might be 30 bucks off.
And we'll see.
I just don't have an updated reading in my thing right now, but we'll figure that out.
But yeah, it's 30 bucks off.
TWC Health Slash Offensive.
TWC H-A-L-T-H slash O-F-F-N-S-I-V-E.
Get one before it's too easy.
We got to get you one of these.
michael hennessey
Get one of these?
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because you're a media guy and media guys.
I didn't have insurance for a long time.
You guys never have insurance.
So, but it's kind of nice.
I told you, we have with the wellness company, we have a connection to doctors, everything.
And it's like, I mean, this is not going to protect you from like, you know, dying in a car accident.
But if you get sick or you get an infection, or I know you said you were struggling with syphilis recently, there was that.
michael hennessey
Yeah, a little bit of that.
Things are working out.
I appreciate you.
elijah schaffer
Gonorrhea in the mouth was what I thought too.
And I told tonight, you're like, does anyone notice the gonorrhea?
And I go, I mean, the pus and the warts and stuff, you know, with the herpes.
It is noticeable, but the makeup's doing good tonight.
Everyone, check it out.
Look at that.
He's a.
michael hennessey
I'm like the upgraded Elijah.
elijah schaffer
You can't even tell.
You can't even tell.
unidentified
Elijah 2.0.
elijah schaffer
There's prosthetics on there.
When interned, could you see that?
Could you even tell that he's pussing at the mouth?
No.
No, no, but it's good.
That's great.
michael hennessey
That'd be good.
Now, being a part of with you guys, now part of the company and stuff and the abuse I've taken, I think I'm going to use it very well.
elijah schaffer
So Noticer said, quick, denounce the Talmud.
unidentified
I think he's talking to me.
I said hi in the chat.
elijah schaffer
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, this is our new assistant producer here, Snowflake News.
Welcome to the team, which means he's going to get abused, used, sodomized, and sue me in three years after he makes a shitload of money and gets ahead in life.
And that's sort of the plan, right?
That's typically what they do.
michael mendoza
I'm already halfway there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Actually, two-thirds of the ways.
I'm going to go over two years though.
elijah schaffer
Work for Elijah model.
Beg for an opportunity.
I'm not saying it, but beg for an opportunity.
Cry.
Literally cry.
Claim that you're being abused at your other job.
Get the said job.
Work part-time hours.
Get paid exorbitantly higher than anybody else per hour for what you're doing.
Learn every skill, be taught well.
And then when you fuck up your own personal life and fucking, you know, we won't go any further than that.
But, you know, some people fuck up their lives there.
Then you go and you go and you try to then you try to sue me for your own fucking mistakes.
michael mendoza
And that was just the intern in the past week.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was.
michael mendoza
I was moving along very quickly.
unidentified
I dropped the lawsuit, guys.
elijah schaffer
Noticer was here for one week.
He's already sued me for sexual harassment.
michael mendoza
I mean, to be sure, blacks aren't very litigious, and they're not very good at the legal system.
unidentified
No, but like I wrote it on a napkin.
elijah schaffer
No, but that's that's what we all learned now.
Um no more girls in the studio So ladies and gentlemen, he's not maybe as as nice to look at as some of the girls that you've seen.
He doesn't look his boobs aren't as nice, maybe perhaps.
They're pretty nice, though.
michael mendoza
I mean, flex them.
unidentified
Can you flex?
michael hennessey
I don't got I gotta go back to the gym.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Don't sue me.
It's like, yeah.
unidentified
No, but that's we have you here, so we're happy.
michael hennessey
I'm okay.
elijah schaffer
Dude, listen, I'm gonna be completely honest, though.
You've been begging for it.
You've been asking for it.
michael hennessey
The tight shirts.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It's the clothing he's wearing.
unidentified
I keep dropping things in scandalous ways.
michael hennessey
I can't help it.
Spill water on my shirt.
michael mendoza
Dropping the soap in the company shower.
elijah schaffer
There's not even a shower here.
michael hennessey
Why do we have to shower together, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
They told me that was part of that show.
There's a shower in the studio without any doors.
I don't know.
unidentified
It's not even a shower.
He just took the basin off the sink and we have to crouch above it.
michael hennessey
Well, I was told in the interview that was part of it.
elijah schaffer
It's just Mike on a ladder pouring water.
unidentified
It's a urinal with the bottom cut off and we just have to keep slushing.
elijah schaffer
I like how Akhan Nation said Elijah wants to be the only girl in the studio.
And Noticer also said the shower has a smokestack that's not even connected.
unidentified
Oh man, that is so good.
elijah schaffer
So that makes me happy.
That makes me laugh.
All right.
Moving along here.
Pete Hegseth is training to become.
I only brought up all this stuff as a joke in lawsuits and stuff because obviously we know Pete Hegseth is training to be defense secretary.
And he, you guys would never believe this.
This is going to shock you.
Everybody in the chat in here.
I know we didn't know that women do this, but he's going, he was falsely accused of sexual misconduct, right?
That is, yeah.
unidentified
Well, credible accusations, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
Credibly accused of, I, hey, that would be a funny tweet, Ruth.
Like, yeah, thanks.
Just like Pete Hacks is with credibly accused of rape.
You know, and I didn't know women do that.
Honestly, I didn't, I didn't know they exaggerate.
I didn't know that they that they do that.
unidentified
So I thought it was just me.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
I'm just finding out right now.
I'm just, I didn't even know that.
Mike, did you know that?
Or did you find that out right now?
michael mendoza
No, I was looking for a tweet because, you know, one thing that I thought was relevant is there's one tweet where it's like, hey, you know, once people tell you to believe all women, remember that this was a face, or this was the face that started the Me Too movement.
And I found it.
And there, that's not the first time.
michael hennessey
That's my face.
michael mendoza
There we go.
That's really?
Yes.
Yes.
This is the first woman who started the Believe All Woman or Believe All Women Me Too movement.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Snowflake.
I mean, we got to know what you think about that.
Bring that back up, please.
Bring that back.
That is, come on.
I need to hear your action.
You didn't know this till now, right?
michael hennessey
No, no, no.
You know, by the looks of her, I believe her.
You can see that face.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael hennessey
That's, that's, oh, that's okay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
That was after she wasn't believed.
elijah schaffer
So where's the woman that she's like, yeah, where's the one that got you too?
That's what I want to know.
That's crazy.
I thought I saw that person on fire in the subway the other day.
Isn't that what happened?
unidentified
Damn.
michael mendoza
Look right here.
Tarana, Tarana Burke?
Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Tirana Burke.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's tough.
That's tough.
And also, sorry about tonight.
I know the numbers on live, as I predicted.
Apparently, our lives went out, so our numbers are going to be lower tonight because...
michael mendoza
Why?
Did something happen?
elijah schaffer
Something apparently happened, and I don't know what it was, but I literally predicted this.
I was like, oh, the numbers are going to be lower tonight because it was the condemned studio gnomes again.
The studio gnomes, the studio gnomes.
So sorry if you guys are watching this in the replay and you're like, I missed it.
It's because you might have got the first notification, but you wouldn't have gotten a notification for this one.
And that's why, what is that?
Because it's literally because of the Jews.
You know what I mean?
I was like, imagine.
michael mendoza
AKA the studio gnome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the studio gnome.
That's what I, that's what I.
michael hennessey
No pointy hats, just little hats.
elijah schaffer
Literally, that's what those people think we are.
Like they, I love when the way they represent arguments.
Like, it's actually become like a joke now.
Like, like, they'll literally write, like, you know, all you talk about is this.
It's like, well, there is only a few things that you're not supposed to talk about that are funny to joke about.
You know what I mean?
And the point is, the reason why by making fun of black people isn't that funny anymore is because now it's allowed on X. What's also not as funny when I'm in a cage.
He's like, it's not as funny, too.
Yeah, anyway.
It's not as funny.
But like, no, but I mean this genuinely is like, do you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't post as much black crime anymore because it's got boring.
And it is.
michael mendoza
Now we're onto black porn.
Yeah.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, you just keep saying black gangbangs.
The woke do not want you to see this.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, like those boomers?
unidentified
This is, oh, dude, we're fighting the woke one black porn at a time.
elijah schaffer
Share black porn instead of crime.
And then they'll hate it.
unidentified
Censored content.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like, no, but I think it's an interesting perspective that like, you know, I've always liked to joke or talk about things that are forbidden.
And I think that it is, people are so sensitive about that topic.
I feel like people really misrepresent people.
Instead of addressing why people are upset or what they're talking about, have you seen the new thing?
Ian Carroll, right, ratioed Elon Musk on this topic.
unidentified
And it's a lot of people.
michael mendoza
They ratioed him to hell, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like to hell.
And people say ratios don't matter.
Yes, it does.
It shows what is usually a more popular idea.
It doesn't mean the person's right.
I'll take this.
It doesn't mean the person's right.
That's correct.
A small time ratio.
But a big time ratio on X usually is the person that's correct.
michael mendoza
I think it's indicative of that.
elijah schaffer
And yeah, not small time where it's just like, you know, something's in the black community or it's just in a random community and it goes viral.
You're talking about Elon Musk.
That's not a niche ratio, right?
It wouldn't be like, oh, I have a small account.
There's this big black account and they ratio me.
It's like, oh, well, you're wrong.
It's like, well, no, maybe it's in their algorithm.
Elon Musk is for everybody.
Okay.
He's America's whore, right?
We all get him.
michael mendoza
Well, I was informed by a man wearing an astounding amount of eyeliner or mascara, by the way, whatever you call it, that he was actually just buying those likes.
elijah schaffer
That's what I was going to say.
They say that it's a bot army.
And today, who's that one bald guy who is calling Nick, like talking about his penis.
He's always trying to come on the show and invite me on.
michael mendoza
Should we say his name?
I want to say his name.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm talking about?
michael mendoza
I know.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
I don't want to invoke him because.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
It's like Hail Mary.
unidentified
Bloody Mary.
elijah schaffer
Bloody Mary, yeah.
Long time like football.
No, but it's like Bloody Mary where if you say his name three times, he peeps.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
Or Beetlejuice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
But the thing is, he's literally under James Lindsay's post, which we'll get to later.
It's a fantastic one, by the way.
I'm a bigger fan today.
I'm a bigger fan today.
michael mendoza
And then he also DM'd you the other day.
He's like, and I'm not going to say which country, but he's like, hey, bro, if you're ever over here in Europe, come on the show.
Like, yeah, I'm just going to stop by there.
elijah schaffer
Hey, brother.
Yeah, I'm about to go to an EDM leather club in your central city.
I'm taking the tram.
I'll see you tomorrow.
It's like, dude, what the hell's going on here?
No, but he was like, he was like, tagged me, Candice, and Ian.
We get tagged in a lot of things.
He's like, yeah, what are these bot farms?
Are they Russia?
Are they Qatar?
What are they?
And like, does anybody know and tagged all three of us, like, who's our bot farms?
It's like, honestly, what if we just think you guys fucking suck and very few people, and they always say this too, all they do is to make money.
It's a griff to make money.
Candice got fired.
Ian Carroll, I don't think he, also, majority of his content isn't on that.
It's on like the BlackRock and like the deep state and the global cabal.
And literally, I have lost so much money in finances.
Like it's caused so many problems.
And there's companies I work with where I can't talk about that.
I still can't.
And I'm open about it.
And I don't.
There's even a show that we're starting called Almost Serious that's intentionally not talking about that because we're trying to approach the YouTube audience.
And it's like, we go, what can't we talk about?
And it's like, oh, one of the things is like, that country.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
It's like Bosnia.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it's like, oh, well, they're bots.
I think it's such a cope.
I think Candace was right.
Candice tweeted this out today.
I'm going to go to this real fast.
Candice Owens tweeted this.
Let me, I think I replied to it.
Make sure you guys go to my experi and follow me, by the way, because I'm 300 away from 800,000.
Awesome, too.
By the way, not been around.
michael mendoza
By the way, Ian Carroll is, and you know, he's a great researcher.
I think that he actually does his due diligence with everything, but he's actually pretty tame.
Like, I mean, stuff that he talks about is like stuff that was in the conspiracy documentaries 20 years ago.
elijah schaffer
He's just bringing, he's just bringing Truther YouTube to Gen Z.
Yeah, that's all it is.
michael hennessey
Like he's a great job explaining it.
And one thing, too, like you were saying that with the two of them, that it, if anything, what they're doing is bringing more against them.
You know, the one time that's funny, because like with Instagram, it shows you is I started pointing out certain things about a certain country.
And I ended up getting Bosnia.
So I started talking about Bosnia.
Those Bosnians, the Germans, you know, I got suspended on Instagram for 90 days.
elijah schaffer
Really?
michael hennessey
And then it ended up going longer than 90 days.
You know, I waited for it to play out and they have it so you can actually contact Instagram and talk with them.
So for like months, I'm contacting Instagram.
Hey, you guys got to let me free.
I already passed your time period, this, that, and the other.
And it's like, oh, there's nothing we can do.
And then one night I got really drunk and I called them up and decided to tell him I was from Bosnia.
michael mendoza
Oh.
michael hennessey
And two days later, I was free.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
I do know this is a true story.
I did verify this.
michael hennessey
Yeah, this is true.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They're really careful about not discriminating against Bosnians.
michael hennessey
So they let me go.
They're like, all right, good Bosnian guy.
elijah schaffer
Y'all got a count awesome Bosnian that docs Ian Carroll, the awesome Bosnian.
Dude, imagine, I'm like, you know what's so funny is also to the hypocrisy in this, in this racial game.
Like they'll be like telling you, like, like, I'll literally see James Lindsay be like, oh, you know, you're focusing on skin color and race and you're a woke right.
Well, he's like retweeting awesome Jew.
Like imagine my name is like awesome white supremacist.
It's like, it's like, what?
Like, it's clearly what that group of people are fighting against the woke right.
Let's be completely honest who they are.
They are Zionist infiltrators who occupy space.
They're not just liberals.
They're Zionists that are trying to run the grift.
They're mad because we're growing through truth.
They have to lie to their audience.
So they get word salads and try to like, they're like college professors at a junior college.
You're like, they assuming you're dumb, so you'll think they're smart.
They go for a very low IQ audience.
And, oh, yeah, and so, and they play with swords and stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is a protector of women right there.
No abusers.
I will slay the accusers of the abusers.
Did I hear a credible accusation?
michael hennessey
This is actually the video I sent with my resume when I started working here.
elijah schaffer
I had to go to confession.
unidentified
I masturbated to this three times this week.
elijah schaffer
I literally did.
I love that.
No, but it's got to be a lot of fun.
All I was going to say is these people are doing that.
And I think the problem with it is that they could have a standing.
I want to actually help them real fast.
The anti-woke white crowd would actually have a standing.
And I actually might join them in condemning me if they came out against Israeli nationalism and Jewish identitarianism.
Like if they were like the anti-if they were true liberals or classical liberals and like were against the identity and they were like, you stupid white supremacists, you stupid white nationalists, you stupid people who love whites, you stupid Jews, you know, and then they were like equal.
I actually would respect them and I would love to actually sit down and talk with them.
So like, this is a good faith person.
And I, and I might even be open to listening on why my worldview might be wrong.
Do you know what I'm saying?
If someone's consistent, even as long as the logic is consistent, I'm willing to hear them out and maybe even learn from them.
Because I'd be like, okay, maybe I'm maybe I am corrupted.
Maybe I am going to burn in hell.
You know, James told me that today.
I'm going to go to hell.
I know it was a bait thing, but I also, my other answer to him to that one was, see you there.
But, but the, but the whole point of that is, is like, you wonder him and Colin Wright and a lot of these guys, they get into group chats together and they text each other and they like, you know, it's a really fascinating thing to me.
I wonder if I wonder if they realize the hole in their logic on how they're only against white identitarianism and identity and not against Jewish identitarism and supremacy.
And I think that's where they say we're obsessed with this stuff, but they're actually just obsessed with us.
And all we're doing is talking about it to point out their logical inconsistency.
Like, again, if they just condemned everyone, I'd never even worry about it.
I'd be like, you know what?
You're actually kind of right.
Everyone obsessed with supremacy is kind of an asshole.
And then I'll become a liberal again.
No, I'm just kidding.
I wouldn't do that.
But I still would at least listen and have him on the show.
But I don't really want, I don't know, he's got a big sword, too.
And they say guys who have a big sword aren't compensating.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about that, though?
I mean, what do you think about the inconsistency about that they're against one race?
They're like super against racial consciousness for white people, but they're super pro-it for Jewish people.
I feel like that's where Con Inc. gets the most hypocritical is that is that divide.
Again, I'm not against them being pro-identitarianism for Jewish people.
Then you should be pro-everyone.
Like you should be pro-white pride, pro-black pride.
Like if you care about, you know, identity and race consciousness, you should be equal.
Or if you're against it, it should be equal.
michael hennessey
Well, yeah, you should be enjoying each culture and the differences between them instead of just protecting one group and attacking another.
A big way you see that too is with Christianity is one thing I have trouble with is Christianity is the number one most attacked thing.
So you're allowed to talk about Christianity anyway.
You want movies, television, everything of that nature.
It's consistently attacked.
But any other religion is like totally off the table.
Don't you dare say this or that about Bosnia or yeah, well, yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I was about to ask, like, what's the, what's the state religion of Bosnia, actually?
I don't even know.
I actually don't know.
But also, I think that James is being intentionally obtuse.
I think that he knows, like, I mean, to me, like, okay, so he's, he's done enough work to where he's, like, memorized the communist manifestos at the point where he can recite it backwards.
So I think that there is a capacity to like, to, to, to learn stuff there.
Like, you know, he definitely has done some reading on certain things before.
I think that he actually is, like, you know, even though it's not good for him, I think that he's kind of indulging in all the hate and then he likes all the engagement.
He might be getting a good Twitter check from it too.
I'm assuming he is.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But what I was going to say is that is that I look, I'm saying they're not that obtuse.
They do see the logical fallacy.
And I think what someone said, they were like, the truth is you're both retards.
And I said, yes, but I've accepted it and I advertise it.
He's still trying to pass off like he's not.
michael mendoza
You know, it is like two.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like two retards fighting.
But for me, I do it for fun because I am sadistic and I do love it too, right?
But I'm not getting a check.
I'm just doing, I'm spreading hate and division for the art of it, right?
For the passion.
Like, it's part of who I am.
But it's like, it's like, I was thinking about that today.
You know those videos where they're like, where they're just like, oh, yeah, like, just like points out a picture.
And I was like, we should do like some skits in here.
Like, like, we should do like, like, we should do it like office style where it's like, like, like day in the life of being in a racist, sexist, homophobic job environment.
And it's like, good morning, everyone.
And today we're going to be like, you know, starting like a morning debrief.
I just want to figure out, start by looking at a couple images here and feel like what you think about them.
And it's just like George Droid with like fentanyl.
You know, like, it's like on the screen and it's just like, you know, next, just next.
And everyone's just nodding.
No one said anything.
It's like, yep.
unidentified
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
elijah schaffer
You know?
And then it's like, that would be just a good clip.
It's like the three images.
But it'd also be good if we brought someone in like a guest and we had them do it before the show.
We said it was like we got them like it's our pre-prep show.
It'd be just like go through a few images for inspiration for the show.
michael mendoza
And it's just like also next week on the show, Benny Johnson.
I was kidding.
Can you imagine Benny Johnson?
elijah schaffer
Actually, we have Scott Horton is on this Thursday.
I think, right?
michael mendoza
Is it this Thursday or is it next week?
elijah schaffer
Scott Horton's on.
And then to follow up him, we have Ron Coleman on, who's who wants to have a discussion on this.
He's a Jewish lawyer, I think, right?
And he, I like him.
And then I messaged him.
Some people think we're like against people.
I was like, dude, I really enjoy your opinion.
I'm excited to see you on the show that you're on.
And then he's like, really?
Like, you know, you don't hate me or whatever?
I was like, no.
And so he's like, well, I want to talk to you in person and kind of confront you on your views.
And I was like, okay, so then we flew him down.
He's flying down on the next week.
And then he's going to confront me on my views, which I think is pretty cool.
So that's cool.
Also, this Friday, we have our new show, Almost Serious, which is really, I'm going to say this.
It is unaffiliated with this show or brand at all.
So it's going to be different, but it's me.
It's independently operated and owned.
It's going to be on YouTube.
It's going to be on the channel.
It should be in the description, right?
The new YouTube channel.
It is.
The new YouTube channel, subscribe to it.
And it's actually going to be good.
It's not like dense, like a news show.
It's an interview show, one-on-one with really interesting characters.
And this Friday, it comes out at probably noon, right?
Say noon Eastern.
michael mendoza
Yeah, noon.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, noon Eastern on the new YouTube channel.
And we had a new editor full-time.
We have our intern.
We have our assistant producer.
We're really putting the work in and they're really working hard.
Well, how has it been?
Second day working here.
How's it been?
michael hennessey
It's been good.
A little bit of the abuse and the showers.
But besides that, I've been enjoying it, learning a lot.
Excited to see the company grow.
I see a lot of potential.
And you guys are great to work with besides all the, as I said, the abuse.
So I don't get as bad as the intern over there.
So that's one big plus.
unidentified
It is.
elijah schaffer
Wait, real fast.
I want to know.
Are we putting it on Rumble 2?
I think in the beginning, we're trying to get it monetized.
We want it all in the same one on YouTube.
They'll all be on censored TV, right?
Everything.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We're basically going to be uploading things to different channels in different places, but that's why you got to have a censored membership because everything's going to be uncensored.
And we actually are starting, so you guys know, we may put, I don't know, but I can tell you this, they're going to start putting clips up on censored too.
And then we're also on our YouTube channel.
We're not going to be streaming anymore, but we're going to be putting the show.
So tomorrow, you'll see clips, probably tomorrow and Thursday uploaded from the show.
And then Friday, Saturday, you'll see more clips.
So we're actually putting up clips.
unidentified
We hired a full-time video editor.
elijah schaffer
It was actually really weird with everyone how the hiring.
How quickly was that process?
You relocated here.
michael hennessey
You didn't live here.
No.
elijah schaffer
We don't know what here is, but you didn't live here.
You live somewhere else.
michael hennessey
So about three or four days ago, I was in Tampa.
I got a phone call, spoke with you over the phone.
You said that you had the position open.
And then got here two days ago.
So it was about a two-day, three-day transition just to come down, pack up all my stuff, and take the abuse like a man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was like, hey, do you want a job?
Couldn't you come to work on Monday?
It's like, I don't live in the same area.
And it's like, can you just move across the state?
And it's like, and you did.
unidentified
You just came in.
elijah schaffer
And you're in a hotel.
michael hennessey
I said, let's go.
Let's do it.
I left my house, actually, have a house in Tampa.
elijah schaffer
That's what I did.
michael hennessey
I'm going to left everything behind and took the chance, came out here.
elijah schaffer
And our intern, too, is driving over an hour every day to get here.
So that's interesting.
I don't want to give really any personal information about you besides that.
But yeah, and he's black.
michael mendoza
He black.
elijah schaffer
He's black.
michael mendoza
Also, we have a super chat from NoticerIM that says, why are some people the wrong color?
Thoughts?
Thoughts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I love everyone of all colors, even the bad ones.
unidentified
All right.
Laja always says in the office, separate but equal.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's talk about this.
So let's go into the woke right stuff.
This is actually pretty good.
I thought this was fantastic.
I really, I really do.
So James Lindsey came out.
When did he write this one?
Oh, January 14th.
So today, right?
michael mendoza
A new banger.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
A new banger.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We got to keep up with this guy.
michael mendoza
I know, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I like him.
James Lindsay, anti-communist, said most traditional conservatives are not woke right, but the woke right wants that line blurry so that they can accuse their critics of targeting conservatives instead of radical activists posing as conservatives.
Now, what's funny is he calls me woke right.
I have never identified as a conservative.
michael mendoza
That's true.
elijah schaffer
I've always been clear to tell people I'm not conservative, and I don't play the political pronoun game.
I just believe what I believe.
And I've always said I'm like pretty much like a right-wing nationalist is what I've always said I am.
Like, I just want to return to where our country's strong, and I'm willing to make some compromises to get there.
I know it's not going to be perfectly ideal, right?
Like, you could always have the Palestinians maybe living near you, but eventually you can just genocide them.
So I'm watching Israel and taking notes, right?
You can stay in the country, intern, but your time's coming.
Anyway, so let's go over this.
So here's what concerns are.
Can you read that, I think, Snowflake?
Can you read that?
So let's go left to right, right?
So conservatives on the Constitution explain this.
So what's this?
michael hennessey
So we got pro-U.S. Constitution versus anti-U.S. Constitution.
elijah schaffer
What does that mean?
Why are we anti-U.S. Constitution?
michael hennessey
I don't know how you fall into that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, maybe because they don't like amendments or something like that, for black people voting or women voting.
michael mendoza
I think it's because the further right people, they say Repeal the 19th or they don't believe in universal suffrage, stuff like that.
I'm guessing, but that's not anti-Constitution.
elijah schaffer
You believe in the Constitution, you want to amend the Constitution.
That would be like saying that people who gave blacks the right to vote and women also were anti-Constitution because they changed it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, actually, yeah, you're right.
elijah schaffer
And you're going, no, we want to amend the Constitution to do what's good for the people.
You're like, you're looking?
unidentified
Kind of.
I think when they say anti-U.S. Constitution, they're referring to people that are against the idea of the Constitution.
Because conservatives, they have this idea of the Constitution being this person.
michael mendoza
Like idolized.
Right.
unidentified
It's this person that stands for Republicans.
You know what I mean?
So when they see someone that's like against that sort of idea and that like person, they think, oh, that's anti-U.S. Constitution.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Well, I also think maybe they're talking to like the monarchial, like the Christian monarchists.
unidentified
Like if you're anti-monarchy, and then if you're also anti-like equality.
elijah schaffer
Can I say this too?
James Lindsay has fallen for a lot of things I've done.
I had a real conversation with him one time early on when the fake beef started.
And I had said something like, I'm not Catholic.
I don't even go to church.
Okay.
So like this is you, I mean, this is this is like, it was a joke.
And I was like, I was like, we're like, I think I tweeted something out.
Like, I was like, we're not going to stop until the Pope is the King of America.
And I like wrote it out.
unidentified
And then he's like, yeah, and then he, and then he, like, I don't even have a Pope.
elijah schaffer
And then he was like, he's like, this is why we can't let these people gain power.
These people are sick and twisted and they're going to push their religion down our throats.
I DM'd him.
I'm like, this was a joke.
Like, this was a joke.
I'm not Catholic, dude.
He's like, I didn't even know that.
And I was like, the woke right always jokes.
Yeah, they always try to joke.
You know, like, I'm not Catholic.
I'm just joking because there's always like some 16-year-old on X.
It's like, that says that.
You'll be like, hey, this is my wife.
It'll be like, say, Christ is king now.
Pope forever.
And you're like, okay, all right.
You do you.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Next one here.
Where are we at?
michael hennessey
All right.
We got believes in merit matters versus believes race matters.
michael mendoza
He got us there.
Yeah, sorry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he got meditated.
elijah schaffer
Next one.
michael mendoza
Next one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, That's a dope.
No, actually, it's like because we believe that some races have better merit.
We think there's a general trend of better merit amongst certain races.
And we look at the country of 1.4 billion people and go, yeah, we don't want those people here.
They're generally not, that's not a great place to live.
I don't know if you saw, but one of the main journalists has been exposing corruption in the Indian government was just found dead in a septic tank with his heart removed.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
He was assassinated by the government.
So I don't want.
unidentified
That's so sad.
I'm anti-septic.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, I'm an anti-septicism.
No, but I don't want to get your thoughts on this.
You know, this is a pretty common.
I like these discussions, right?
So it's like, like, What he's doing is setting up, I'm going to sound actually stupid.
Is this a dichotomy or what's the right phrase here?
Of like a, of like, what is what would be the right thing?
michael mendoza
If it's like conflicting viewpoints, then yeah, it's a dichotomy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like setting this up where it's like, it's like a black and white situation where like Woke Wright believes race matters.
Like, well, can you not believe in merit and race?
Because like, what if you believe in merit within a certain race?
Like, what if you, that's more like what I believe is that, like, like, it's like, okay, well, I do believe that it would matter.
Like, you right now, if I were to tell you to let someone in your home from North or South Korea, technically, that's even the same race.
But it's like you would still even distinguish between like how ideology and lifestyle and molding could make someone less reliable or safe.
And everyone would say South Korean would probably more safe inside your home than North Korean who would probably be sketchy or, you know, unpredictable.
And it's like, that's the same race.
And you just know by its molding that it's like, there's a difference.
And so, you know, it's like, obviously, and then they also oversimplify this too, because when we talk about certain races not being great, we're not dumb and we realize, like, I always call it the exception, the 10 to 30% rule.
Like, at any given point, 10 to 30% of a race would probably not reflect the overall trends of the race.
And they could probably, you know, they'd probably be opposite of what we're describing.
It's probably 10% of Indians are probably great.
They just don't wear deodorant.
It's my biggest gripe.
You know, I don't know.
Do you get what I'm saying with that, though?
Like, when you oversimplify it, you're trying to put it in child terms so that you could say, I'm right and you're wrong.
When it's like, these are very complex issues.
michael hennessey
Yeah, that's basically what's happening.
The one thing, too, with the, as far as celebrating different races or cultures and countries, you know, there's a lot of beauty to each country that we have.
And a lot of what you're seeing now is Western nations are being overflooded and they're trying to go ahead and drown out the natural population so this way they can replace it with one thing voters and then also just trying to clear out any kind of history that we have.
You see it on in the textbooks.
You see it on the BBC making the kings or crippled gay black men.
elijah schaffer
They really were.
michael hennessey
They did.
So they're trying to drown out history.
elijah schaffer
I think it's 9-11, everyone, just once again.
Okay, continue.
Sorry, it's 9-11.
Sorry, just keep going.
michael hennessey
Trying to make sure.
michael mendoza
It's a new picture.
michael hennessey
But, you know, what they're doing is they're trying to also make you feel shameful of being proud of our history, being proud of our culture and things of that nature and trying to replace it.
You know, when I travel to different countries, I want to experience that culture.
And if I was to go anywhere else and they had any kind of pride for their country, it'd be totally okay.
But the second that you try to say that we have pride in our country's history and who we are and our natural born citizens, it's like, oh, how dare you?
You're being racist.
So there's definitely a flooding of that.
So I think that being proud of the natural born citizens, and I got nothing wrong with immigration, don't get me wrong.
I'm actually third generation myself, Irish and Italian.
But there we go.
unidentified
I know.
michael mendoza
It's close.
elijah schaffer
Deploy.
unidentified
Deploy.
michael hennessey
At least I'm not the intern.
michael mendoza
Man, I will brought you.
unidentified
I will brought here by y'all.
elijah schaffer
You brought us here.
You brought us here.
No, the Jews are not photo detection.
The Jews brought you here.
White Christians had nothing to do with that.
Yeah, that was so good.
michael hennessey
Springer.
elijah schaffer
No, all right.
Keep going, man.
What are you saying?
Are you done on time?
michael hennessey
Yeah, no.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So let me go through a couple of these faster here.
Conservatives believes America can only become better.
Believes America is an irredeemable failed state.
Literally, I don't know anyone with that worldview who actually believes that.
That America is an irredeemable failed state.
Like the whole point of what they're saying is that I think we need to make some radical decisions to redeem it.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I mean, technically, that's like being black pilled, I guess.
You can say, but even then, I mean, people who are black-pilled can become white-pilled.
elijah schaffer
It's more of a, it's like a mood.
I feel like that's just a mood.
It's not really a worldview.
There's moments where you're like, it's all over.
And then you like, then you just stop drinking two days in a row and you're like, oh, actually, that's called being hungover.
michael mendoza
Unless you're a Devonstack who is perpetually black pillow.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Check him out on the Odyssey.
elijah schaffer
Oh, this is so good.
Has Judeo-Christian-inspired morals?
Oh, my gosh.
Demoralized by Marxists, believes power truth.
That's a crazy fucking gaslighting.
That's incredible.
Like, Jews hate Christians.
You know what I mean?
And I know.
Like, I just know of a Christian girl who just got fired for being a Christian by a Jewish guy in the media.
And they do that.
And I know this is like a thing.
Not all Jews, not all Jews, but some of them do.
And it's like, it's crazy.
Like, there's some Jews that like Christians, like Mark Loebliner.
He loves Christians.
But he's also like converting to Christianity.
So that's not the same situation.
You know what I mean?
But I mean, you know, the fact is that Ben Shapiro said that he believes that Jesus was a rebel and was like a criminal and deserved being killed.
You can tell me with your lips you like Christians, but when you believe that their God is an evil man, you do not like Christians.
You just want their money.
And so don't talk to me about that.
So it's like, and then Judeo, there's no Judaism with Christianity.
Judaism is a satanic religion that develops.
Judaism, Islam, and Christians should have no problem condemning Islam.
They have no problem condemning Mormonism or secular cults that are a part of Christianity.
But then when it comes, you know, Jehovah's Witnesses, whatever, all these like cults, right?
And then when it comes to like, there's like more similarity between Mormonism and Protestantism and stuff than there is between like, you know, like Judaism.
And then Judaism comes out and you're like teleporting with Kabbalah or whatever, Kamala, Kabbalah.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, Kabbalah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, oh, you know, well, they're spitting on us because they just love us, you know?
And you're like, you guys are brainwashed by their pastor, by your pastor.
michael hennessey
The church has been infiltrated big time with that.
Very big time with that, you know?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Saying that God, God's chosen people and that we have to agree with everything that's going on in the Middle East, you know, which kind of contradicts, you know, loving thy neighbor and everything of that nature.
And plus, Bosni has wrote a lot of beautiful things about Christianity.
I could just say, if you actually take a deep dive into it, yeah, the way they describe Jesus and everything like that.
So contradicts the whole church.
michael mendoza
Also, just one quick thing before we move on to the next point.
James Lindsay has such a juvenile understanding of language.
So he says, has Judeo-Christian inspired morals?
So, you know, that means like your moral, like your moral system, like your moral compass, how you, you know, treat violence against or like, you know, how you treat one another, you know, the golden rule.
Yeah.
That type of thing.
And then next thing is demoralized by Marxists.
Being demoralized doesn't mean that you're stripped of your morals.
Being demoralized means that you just like down on your spirits.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You don't have a lot of like hope.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but because moral is in both of those sentences, he puts them next to each other.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like I said, that dude, he's done that today already.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where he said, these are good you noticed that because it's like it's like yeah, it's like that's what he says with woke where you're like, oh yeah, my kid woke up.
unidentified
Oh, your kid's a Marxist?
elijah schaffer
No, the word woke is.
unidentified
You should know the history of wokeism.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's the kind of guy who would probably still call himself saying, I feel so gay today when he's feeling happy.
You're like, it means happy.
I swear, you know, but the dicks, you know, I like those two or whatever.
You know, I don't know what's going on.
Has discernment.
He's Richard.
He's a gay dick, okay?
He has discernment to accept the things that can be bad, even if enemies say they're bad.
This reads like, this reads like Marxist communism, like where it's like, the communist believes in the brightness of the future of the country.
The capitalist believes in the bright future of the small elite.
And you're like, this just sounds like propaganda in a college classroom by like fucking retard faggots.
That's what this sounds like.
Then he's like, if they're enemies against something, then it must automatically be good.
And the reason why that false is because he's even accused me of being pro-Palestine because I don't believe in Israel's war.
I don't believe Israel's war is just.
I believe it's wicked.
And I also, but I get why they don't like Palestinians.
Like, that's a key thing.
It's like, I get it.
I don't like Mexico, but I don't think we can just indiscriminately start bombing Juarez.
Like, I don't like Mexico, but I don't think all Mexicans living in Juarez are like, just deserve to die, right?
So it doesn't justify that.
I do think, you know, I do think like, hey, like, if they did do a strategic war against Hamas and civilians died, unfortunately, that is okay, even though they started Hamas.
But I mean, like, so if the United States goes to war against the cartels and then civilians die, I don't think it's an unjust, you know, those deaths, it said, it's called collateral damage.
But when your target is the collateral damage, then you're just, then you're just ethnically cleansing people.
unidentified
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, but like, do you see what he said?
It's like, it's like, these are even unrelated ideas.
It'll be like, yeah, the completely.
It'll be like, the conservatives love God.
The woke right love to support racists.
and you're like that's not exclusive like that doesn't even I also like for an atheist to say you're going to hell It's like, dude, they have him speak at Christian conferences.
He's an atheist.
He's a charlatan.
michael mendoza
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
And then also someone in his comment was like, was like, it made me look like, he's the false false prophets that God warned us about.
This is not church.
What do you think is, we're making dick jokes and calling people faggots.
This is not church.
If more churches maybe did that, maybe people would be safe.
Honestly, some pastors would be called that.
But it's like, look at this one.
This is more of that occasionally gullible and false for leftist propaganda.
Always gullible.
You know, this is bait, though.
You know, this is like not real.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I realize.
That's what I was saying.
elijah schaffer
No, no, it's not real.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's funny.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's funny, but there's two possibilities here.
Either A, it's like artists intentionally producing shitty pop songs because they know that everyone sucks and that people will take whatever swap is fed to them.
michael mendoza
That's the lowest comment I'm not going to do.
elijah schaffer
So either A, it's a grift and he just like he's found a niche and he knows that his audience will love this or B, he knew this would make it onto the show and he's hilarious.
I like to believe in my world, in my utopia, I like to believe that James is hilarious and that this is fun and he does it for us.
I don't like to believe that he's evil.
I want to think that in my world, James is good.
How is James in your world?
In my world, he's a good guy.
michael mendoza
Well, like, it's hard for me to just imagine that anyone is this stupid.
So yeah, so it's got to be a troll.
It does feel like it.
And then, like I said, I mean, even if, like, I think he is somewhat self-aware, but because he's getting so much engagement, even if it's hate engagement, he still wants the engagement, whether it's paying his bills with Twitter or something.
elijah schaffer
When I saw him last, he was like asking people for money to buy him an Uber.
He's a grown-up.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, I thought he was doing all kinds of tours and everything.
And then those conferences you're talking about.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's not that often.
They mostly don't pay.
Those places don't pay.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Well, I understand.
elijah schaffer
The only time we ever got paid, we all got paid, it was from RT.
I found out at a conference we spoke at.
James was there too, by the way.
James took money from the Russians.
So I'm just kidding.
I don't know if you took any money, but it was supported by RT.
So we're all taking Russian money.
I didn't take any, I didn't get paid cash, but they did pay for my flight, I think.
Apparently, Russia, we're all Russian bots now.
Now, I have no idea what the money was, but I just like to say that.
I should start saying that, but you Russian fucking bot.
That's how they argue.
It's like, you took money from Russia.
I start using that against him.
I go, you got paid by Russia.
Accredibly accused.
This is a credible accusation.
Would you say this is a credible accusation?
unidentified
Formally filing the credible accusation as we speak.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is a credible accusation that James Lindsay is taking money from Russia.
michael mendoza
Oh, sorry.
elijah schaffer
Whoa.
All right.
Go to the screen here.
Individuals matter.
Only individuals have rights.
Groups are collectivists.
Groups should have rights.
michael mendoza
No one believes that.
elijah schaffer
Wait, but also, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
unidentified
Well, office rights are different.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but wait, group.
But wouldn't individual rights also matter about group rights?
Because, like, don't they also believe in women's rights?
And, like, isn't there women's rights?
Isn't the whole point about these conservatives is they want women to be protected inside of sports as a group?
So then you're saying that trans people, so conservatives want trans people to compete because you're saying the woman, women have rights to compete against themselves.
So then you're for trans people, conservatives or for trans?
This has got to be a troll.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense at all.
And also, I mean, you know, individuals make up a group.
elijah schaffer
And groups are made up of individuals.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So it's just like.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then last one here, go ahead, Snowflake.
michael hennessey
Traditional truth and wisdom matters versus post-modernist lying and inflation matters.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so look, they go.
Yeah, infiltration.
michael hennessey
Yeah, look at it.
elijah schaffer
Don't worry, I mess up all my words here, too.
Okay, so this would be, it seems boring to even explain this.
It is kind of crazy.
Like, I don't even know.
Okay, anyway, let's go on to the next part.
We're going to go to the fun part because the next part is full of abusing women, burning in hell.
It's full of a lot of the fun stuff.
And once again, I'm really happy because I feel like we actually have won, but I'm hoping to God, like how James Lindsey keeps threatening to quit Twitter because he says it's, you know, he's going to, because everyone treats him so poorly.
He was saying, I'm going to quit.
Please don't quit.
And also, don't, you didn't win.
You keep going.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We need James Lindsey Lohr the whole year.
And I said I was going to get rid of all beefs, right?
And I was nice to him.
I didn't beef with him.
I said that he was a good comedian and I would buy tickets to his show.
That's what started this.
That's a nice comment.
That's a compliment.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
We'll go to that.
We're going to take a quick five-minute break.
We'll see you guys in five minutes for the rest of the show.
We've got some incredible stuff, plus some super chats, and we got some new information about the size of something that is belonging to Mike Mendoza of the Mendoza Report.
We don't want to talk about it.
We'll get to that.
unidentified
you soon.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of like sex music a little bit, right?
It is, yeah.
I've picked those songs actually, and I like, I always like my choice of music for the show.
I think it's soothing.
But we might change some of the music might be changing.
michael mendoza
Yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
A lot of music.
It changes every couple years.
And I think a lot of things are going to be changing.
Actually, we have to update a lot of these things.
There's a lot going on here.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, I'm joined.
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You know, it's always like that.
Go to Lindell TV, promo code Lindell.
Just type in Lindell TV on Lindell TV and watch the Lindell show promo code Lindell.
That's a lot of Lindell's.
All right, so we're back here and we are good.
I guess we, no, so we actually are low on the viewers tonight because somehow our notification didn't get sent out tonight.
And so we people don't know that we're live.
I know that's crazy to think.
It is crazy.
michael mendoza
We have studio gnomes and also Rumble has Rumble gnomes.
So we're getting double gnomed at the same time.
It's just not working out very well for us right now.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
Someone said Elf needs a beer.
That's true.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let's start with.
So this is actually pretty good.
So I tweeted this out.
I thought this was actually pretty funny here.
We'll wrap the segment up here.
I said this.
Oops, there it is.
He said, nothing to see here, just Nazis marching with the German word, is that Erwach?
I don't know how to say it.
Erwach?
I don't know how they would say it.
Under the swastika on their banners, meaning awaken or woke.
And so he's trying to make this case that Nazis were communists.
It's called the horseshoe theory, people call it.
It's a very low IQ understanding of like, it's like being like, Muslims are extreme and Christians are extreme.
So they're the same thing.
You're like, no, they're fundamentally completely different religions.
You know, Republicans and Democrats are both crazy.
So they're the same.
No, they're not.
They're not, actually.
That's not true.
So, you know, just because vanilla and chocolate are simple flavors doesn't mean they taste the same.
It's like they're different flavors.
They are both ice cream, you know, but whatever.
And he's literally made this.
This is the argument you made before is that like saying awaken or woke, he's saying they're saying awaken.
And I went to an awakened conference, a Christian conference one time called Awaken Jesus Christ.
Also, it was about saving the world.
Apparently, that's about transgenderism because they use the word awaken.
michael mendoza
Also, Clay Clark, isn't his thing called like the Awakened Tour or something like that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there was the wake-up tour.
And there was a show as well.
There was a jazz show I went to called Wake Up LA.
And apparently the music was about being transgender.
unidentified
My son woke up this morning and he told me, Danny, I mean non-binary.
elijah schaffer
So, you know what I mean?
Like, it's like he woke up.
He thinks that the words all have the same meaning just because it doesn't matter how they're used, right?
So he thinks that if I call a girl a bitch, I'm calling her a female dog.
That's what he thinks.
Oh, she's not a female dog.
That's crazy.
michael mendoza
By the way, I don't know if James Lindsey even knows.
So like, you know, for all the readings of Solznitsky and like all the Communist Manifesto stuff that he's read, I don't know if he even knows the origin of the term woke because woke is like a slang term and it's from our good friends in the black community because they used to always say like stay woke on social issues that were plaguing the black community.
And that's where that came from.
Like, you know, being woke on social issues came from the black community.
It has no connection at all to Nazis talking about awakening to who was carrying out the fights of their society.
elijah schaffer
Someone also said that the Muse, the Sax music sets the mood for Mike and E off camera.
Thank you very much.
And also, someone said it's pronounced Erwaka.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know.
That's what they said.
michael mendoza
Of course, we have someone who speaks German in our chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone said, no, so then what's funny is I said, this guy has been dropping comedy gold since 2021.
And we only started noticing his comedic genius in 2024.
I feel so cheated.
James should do stand-up.
I'd buy tickets.
So I made a funny joke, right?
I thought that was nice.
That was funny.
And he got it really serious.
He's like, look at this.
This is great.
This is actually even a pretty good response.
It's fun that these idiots have lost all their power over me.
Elijah, you run deflection for Nazis and push pro-Nazi propane.
You push racism.
You are a skank.
Incredibly accused abuser of women.
You're going to hell.
michael hennessey
So you had power over him.
elijah schaffer
So I used to have power over him.
Yeah, that's what I got from that.
michael hennessey
Yeah, you had control of that situation.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
So I was the dom.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that was what I was about to say.
Were you pinning him down with his wrist up against the headboard?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think that's pretty.
michael mendoza
Skank is like a whore, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I think men aren't whores.
Men are whore makers.
michael mendoza
Call me a skank maker.
elijah schaffer
Call me a skank maker.
Call me the skank maker.
I like that.
Call me a skank maker.
And then also, you know, I don't think he's, I'm just going to say this.
I don't think he kept up and found out that, you know, I got cleared of all that stuff.
I don't think he knows that.
So that's actually live.
That's actually, you know, I could be considered liable there.
You know, I think considering spreading things that were disproven in court would be considered liable.
But to be fair, he thought that using the word woke was the same thing as awaken.
Like he thought that it all meant that he thought Nazis were talking about being black people and woke on social issues.
That's what he thought.
But I do like this.
And I also like that you're going to hell.
I do give this 8 out of 10.
8 out of 10.
It's a 9 out of 10 for the illegal libel in it.
And 8 out of 10 for creativity.
And also, I do find that to be a little bit 10 out of 10 comedy to be told you're going to hell for an atheist.
I do, I honestly, I do find that to be if he does.
michael mendoza
If he does a stand-up special, it should be, we should do a skit like this where it's like in the in the form of like Seinfeld, where it's like, he's like, what's the deal with all these woke people?
Like, I think, I think that would be great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And the thing is, is, um, and then you can be Michael Richardson.
But I will say, I have credibly, I am credibly abusing women every time I interact with him in a post.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
michael mendoza
Bazinka.
elijah schaffer
Bazinga.
I'm trying to match his level of intellect.
I do like him, though.
I will say this.
In the end, this interaction made me like him a lot more.
And I'm going to ramp up my interactions with James Lindsay and we'll continue to have.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, why wouldn't you?
Because Nazi propane sales are going through the roof.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
I sell propane and Nazi propane accessories.
michael hennessey
Now to our new sponsor.
unidentified
So he said that we gave it a nine out of ten.
elijah schaffer
Nine.
I should have, that's a good response.
Retweet say nine out of ten response, huh?
michael mendoza
Nine out of ten.
elijah schaffer
Nine out of ten response.
But I do think it's funny, though.
But I also noticed from that too, because of what he said about that abuse stuff, is that he's also listening to discourt-disproven gossip from women.
So he's getting his worldview from, he's being influenced by like feminist women, right?
Which is an unfortunate reaction.
michael mendoza
Hello, are you like, father?
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
Man.
Someone said that I should give it a 9 out of 10 or a 14 out of 88.
That'd be pretty good, right?
I feel like we're doing good here on the show.
I'm feeling pretty happy about it.
But yeah, in the end, I also want to say this.
He has lost his mind.
Did you see this one too?
James said this.
He said, let me see.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
Here's something going to happen.
elijah schaffer
Wait, here it is.
He said, Wolkright isn't going to stay small for long.
And he went down and said, but you didn't call me a liar.
And he said, oh, you're definitely a liar.
You just lie with curated truths.
That's Orwellian.
That is Orwellian.
michael mendoza
If you tell two truths, does it turn to a lie?
If you tell five truths, if you tell 10 truths, does it turn to a lie?
I mean, like, you could lie by omission.
So you could say a bunch of truth and then leave things out, I guess.
That's what he's trying to say there.
Like, trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here, but that's the only way that I can interpret that to where it makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I also think I so I'm trying to figure this out then.
Because look, like listen to what I'm saying by this.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
If he thought demoralization, you can put this up on the screen.
If he thought demoralization was the same thing as the opposite of being moral, like if he thought demoralizes the opposite of morale, but not being moral, right?
So those are two different connections.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Then he thought that saying awaken means modern definition of woke, even though the Nazis literally were fighting communists.
And they were conquered by the communists.
By the way, they were.
They eradicated communism from Germany, and then they were conquered by outward by Soviet communists who the U.S. supported.
And if you support us winning World War II, you support the continuation of communism because communism would not have survived without the U.S.
Okay, we made it survive.
It's true.
And on top of that, he also spreads libel against me.
Two-year-old articles that were that the people lost in court over.
He's spreading that and doesn't know, he doesn't know that he's spreading.
It's almost like I wouldn't get mad at him for anything legal because he doesn't even know.
You know what I mean?
It's like me being like, it's like me being like, you know, it's like when they say, you know, Trump raped EGE Carroll.
And you're like, oh, you don't even know.
He didn't keep up with it.
But then on top of that, you go down here and you go, he can't be serious.
This guy cannot be serious.
And then he says curated truths.
Like when you're talking about being against communism and these things and you're against curated truths.
So what does that mean?
It means like you're selecting which truths to say.
Does that make any of them a lie?
Like it's I go, oh yeah, Mike is tall.
And then you go, well, he's not handsome.
I didn't say he was.
I said he was tall.
Well, you're picking and selecting how you're describing him.
Is that wrong?
michael hennessey
Just talking about it.
elijah schaffer
So he is tall and handsome, too.
We will not have any Mike Hate.
No Mike Hate on the show.
We're not having any Mike Hate.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, Cocto in the chat said, did Snowflake smoke too much weed during the break?
michael hennessey
No, no.
I wish I did, though.
I got to wait till the court case is over.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
No weed at all.
michael hennessey
No weed, drug test.
michael mendoza
Public indecency.
We'll really get you.
elijah schaffer
In the chat, Crisby 13 said, James Lindsey is a faggot cuck atheist, no balls loser.
Wow, that is not good.
We don't want to call him that.
We don't want to call him any names.
And anyways, someone said also 9 out of 11.
And someone said he also has bragged about his daughter being bisexual.
Total parental failure.
Says you can't trust atheists.
Oh, I learned that one the hard way.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, and they're friends.
It's actually kind of funny, right?
All the atheists are, and Colin Wright's one of the atheists.
They're all friends.
Do you know my old show?
That said person invited Colin Wright on.
And then she was like, she told me, she's like, oh, he's got a PhD in biology.
He's going to stick it to you.
He's going to own you.
And then I'd talked to him on the show and easily kept up with a bachelor's degree in biology.
And I was like, huh.
And I was talking, I was like, this guy's not bright.
And now he's James Lindsay's number one ally.
And then look at this.
This is also a funny thing, too.
So there's this other guy.
I want to introduce you guys to somebody else.
There's this other guy who is a part of this.
He's one of, he's one of, so let me go down here.
So he's like, okay, so there's a couple of people that are the same thing.
So one of the guys that's with them is this guy, Phil Labonte, is also one of those, like the guys that's like on the woke right crowd stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, I have nothing bad to say about him.
He did talk shit openly about me and helped spread lies about me on Tim Pool's show, which also got proven false in court.
So I don't take kindly to people like slandering me to back up people who are liars, get proven liars in court.
I don't like that.
But, you know, if you're taking the side of people who were easily debunked, right?
You see narratives and you've, in my personal life, you've sided with people who were clearly lying just because you wanted to support them.
That shows that you're a loyalty over truth person.
unidentified
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
And I have nothing to say bad about him, though.
You know why?
I wouldn't say anything bad about Phil because he's just like a rock star.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like there's, I'm not in, I'm not going to debate.
unidentified
I'll see.
elijah schaffer
I might see Phil in in Tim's.
I'm going to be at Tim's on the 24th.
You're going to be there too.
We're not on Tim Pool's next Friday.
Not just Friday after that.
But like, I've learned in media, like people get really offended.
It's like, if a rock star disagrees with me, he's still kind of cool.
You know what I mean?
He's probably fucking bitches and doing like cocaine and stuff.
Like I, well, I'm not debating this.
No, he's a cool guy.
And then, though, this is the guy here.
This is the new guy, Ashley's dad.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's this Canadian version.
And he's like, remember when you fell for Jackson Hinkle and didn't immediately recognize him as a communist?
What was up with that?
michael mendoza
I was like, I'm pretty sure he's like open.
He's super open about being a communist.
elijah schaffer
He's always been open.
michael mendoza
It's like his main thing is being a communist.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I said, what are you talking about?
Fell from like we were dating or something?
He's been my friend for a long time and remains my friend.
He's welcome to come on my show.
And it's always been public that he was left in his views.
He was a Bernie supporter.
Are you new here?
michael mendoza
Not just that, but you know what I mean?
Like the whole thing is quote unquote mega communism, which I think is like, well, I shouldn't say it's retarded, but I see where he's coming from.
I see the argument that he's trying to make.
But yeah, I don't think that anyone was under any impression that Jackson Hinkle was not a communist.
He's very open about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And when I met him, he was wearing a Bernie t-shirt.
michael mendoza
Oh, wow.
That goes way back then.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he was like in Russia, like siding with like against the United States government.
michael mendoza
It's like, no.
elijah schaffer
They'd be like, hey, did you know also he might be getting money from foreign governments?
michael mendoza
Like, really?
elijah schaffer
Really?
Okay, anyway.
michael mendoza
Nothing gets past these people.
Nothing gets past them at all.
elijah schaffer
But like, it's like, but do you see what he said?
It is a little bit like children where it's like, and you fell for him.
Like, this isn't a dating session.
This isn't squid games.
Like, it's the internet, you know?
Anyway, a couple of things.
Well, maybe we won't go to that one.
I love how, oh my gosh, everything is, oh my gosh, this guy, dude, oh my gosh.
Everything that's funny that the intern put in when we read this.
michael mendoza
Oh, wait, wait, I put those in.
elijah schaffer
No, I was like, that's really bold for a new intern to put this stuff in the script.
michael mendoza
Those are from like the last two or three shows, and we just never went over it.
And I thought, and I thought it was funny.
elijah schaffer
What is this?
michael mendoza
Let me see what we're doing.
These are Jewish Spongebob characters.
elijah schaffer
SpongeBwream, Gidward, Mr. Krabby.
michael mendoza
No, no, Crabbey.
elijah schaffer
James Crab Eye, Bankton.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Samuel Heidenberg.
Okay.
I was like, hey, sir.
All right.
A couple of honorable mentions here.
I want to bring up a couple honorable mentions in the thing as we close out.
Remember, you can still get in your rumble rants and get those things in.
And let me see here.
Don't show my screen because can we not see the messages?
They're not show up.
We're all burned out here.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah, we've been here all day.
elijah schaffer
Do not show anything because people's phone numbers will show up here.
unidentified
No, no, no, do not.
michael mendoza
Sorry, Jordan Peterson's phone number.
Don't give him a call.
Just give him a little ring.
Hey, hey, Bucko.
unidentified
Hey, Buckle, what are you doing over there?
michael mendoza
I would love to have it.
I feel like Jordan Peterson is not too far removed from James Lindsey nowadays, or maybe it's the other way around, but it's like they like intentionally, like, speaking of lying by our mission, they're the ones who intentionally leave stuff out to kind of fit their narrative.
That's that, like, they're the experts at doing that, and they won't tackle certain topics.
This is very common to them.
elijah schaffer
So, okay, I guess we can do this.
Okay.
So, let's go ahead and down.
So, I was going to say, we were thinking about becoming.
I was in this the other day.
So, ever since I had that, ever since Controlled Chaos got shelved.
michael mendoza
Never heard of it.
elijah schaffer
Ever since Controlled Chaos got shelved because Sneeko wanted to focus on his career and we were bad for his career.
Remember that?
That was the whole thing.
We were bad for his career.
And then he proceeds to get banned every three weeks, every two weeks.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
And you and I talk about this offline all the time, but being banned on kick means nothing.
People get banned for like six hours, I think.
elijah schaffer
And then they're going to be banned on Instagram for 24 hours.
It's going to be like, I'm in Facebook jail.
And it's always like, dude, my life's over.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And they play it up every single time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's for children.
It's for kids.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I've been.
michael hennessey
Anyway, if you want to get banned, you're not doing something right.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But look, I don't have anything against Nico.
I just, I was just, you know, I was really mad.
I was really mad.
Honestly, I'm rarely mad, but the reason why I was mad is because that entire podcast was put together with the agreement.
And then he brought it up.
It was put together with the agreement that we were going to fight the system and not worry about cancel culture and fight cancel culture.
And he was like, hey, I'm afraid of getting canceled.
michael mendoza
Also, that was lied.
unidentified
And it was like, when are you not changing your mind?
michael mendoza
Also, that was part of the reason why we built the studio too.
Because, I mean, obviously, we have to get into the money.
elijah schaffer
But we put TVs in here.
We spent like 10 grand on these TVs for the show so we could swap.
But we could have built a normal set, but we put the TVs so that we could do the Controlled Chaos podcast and have a really, we put 10 grand into the set to make sure we could do the show.
And then he pulled out after we spent all money.
We already paid the designers thousands of dollars.
Like, I spent a lot of money.
You know, for a lot of people out there, 12 to 15 grand is a lot of money for you to just waste that for no reason.
So, so, you know, that's what people say.
You know, I'm not an elitist.
12, 15 grand is a lot of money.
I'd rather have just, might as well just given that to somebody.
You know what I mean?
And so, you know, it took money.
He never offered to pay me back.
He's never apologized.
Never said, hey, man, you know, maybe I'll reimburse you or whatever.
So now I've been on the hook for a long time.
Me and Myron have been trying to start it, but unfortunately, people keep trying to murder Nick Fuentes.
So I don't know if it'll ever happen at this point.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, me and Myron should just do something and invite some guests.
I feel like I think so too.
Myron and I could do fine.
Invite like Lucas Cage for first episode and somebody like it would still be fire.
You would literally like the Talmud on fire.
Imagine if we had like is Keith Woods come.
Imagine we just only did it when there was someone good in town.
Like we didn't like force it.
So like Keith Woods is here and me and Myron and Keith and somebody else just like you know talking.
michael mendoza
That's pretty good.
That like that just like a few times a year.
It kind of lends to the like exclusive, to the exclusivity of it, rather than it's like once a week, like you know.
Then, like people like will, I'm gonna talk to myself.
elijah schaffer
If Nick wants to come on sometimes, then he can.
michael mendoza
I actually want to message him and then figure out when he's coming to Florida next but, like you said, people keep trying to kill him.
elijah schaffer
So um, but I was gonna say this is a, this is like uh, how the?
So I was talking about this.
So I've muted like every streamer.
michael mendoza
I'm way ahead of you on that.
So every streamer name like I see on my on my feed, I'll go into my muted words on Twitter and then I add it every single time.
So like oh, like and like, except for speed.
I actually like speed.
I know a lot of people don't like speed like I should like speed, like I think it's funny, it's kind of wholesome sometimes.
But but Kai Sanat, I haven't muted yet like his, his name for my timeline, but every other streamer pretty much muted them for my timeline, so it doesn't come up because it's always just um, kind of like the video that you're about to play in a little bit here.
elijah schaffer
So yeah well like, the thing about me is that I just don't like it when people try to hide things from me and then uh, you know what I mean, and they try to play it off like I just didn't think you would notice, and you're like, it's like, do you just cancel a podcast?
And then he's like I don't know why you're mad and you're like hey man, you in the real world, if you actually like speaking of, like blacks and stuff, if you like, if you like, mess somebody up 12 g's, they would actually kill you.
Oh uh, like blacks in the street like, if you like yeah yeah right, I just mean that you know, and i'm i'm still waiting for for, for the Islamic justification to come back, and I told, and I told him behind the scenes, you know hey, i'm sorry for for for, for getting so mad at you, but you know, to be fair, I had just spent a lot of money.
When you find that's a natural reaction for a man to get that pissed, when you find out someone just wrote like, absolutely like, if I just like, if someone just docked you for 12 or 15 grand, you're gonna be like you bitch, like you're gonna get so mad at them and and, as a guy.
If you don't understand that, then I don't understand like why would you expect a guy not to be pissed if you got, if you made him lose money, especially if he's pretending, like you said, like nothing happened?
unidentified
You were saying, or yeah no yeah, it was just like oh yeah, and it was like oh well, it was like whatever, it's like it's okay.
elijah schaffer
Well also, we had like dates booked, flights booked, people had flights booked, like to be pissed, like it was like it was.
It was not like an idea and someone pulled out.
It was like the date was booked, we had a producer, we have everything ready.
Flights were booked, hotels were booked and like everything was ready.
michael mendoza
I was like yeah, I don't want to do it and I mean honestly, it was gonna be like I I mean no uh no, like no exaggeration.
It probably would have averaged like 50 000 live viewers.
elijah schaffer
I think so too, especially during the momentum at that time.
michael mendoza
Yeah yeah, like Myron, you sneeze Nick.
I mean like just Nick alone, like carries such a big audience with him.
But uh, but yeah, I mean it.
elijah schaffer
I'm not even talking on Sneako anymore.
I'm over it, meaning like i've given up on on it.
It's like whatever, I don't think he cares.
But I realized like dude, we just live in two different worlds, like in the media world, in my world, you can't do that to people like right, and I realize the streamers and the rappers are shady yeah, like they're shady people and they just they'll like they'll swipe you for a little clown yeah, or they're like they'll like go back on their word.
Like if I told someone to show up for something, you know, unless they messed up, i'm not going to do it.
Also, that's just to say that was before like even Twitter started, like you know, demonetizing everyone And taking away their badges, so it's not good.
michael mendoza
Also, speaking of streamers, I saw this thing the other day.
It's kind of funny.
So, this streamer, this is a new streamer named to mute on your Twitter feed.
His name is Plaque Boy Max.
Plaque Boy Max.
elijah schaffer
You got to learn this, by the way.
You start just muting people in the space.
They just don't see.
I don't want to see streamers.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't want to see these people.
michael mendoza
So he had two.
So he had two rappers, two pretty prominent rappers over as Airbnb, and they're all streaming from there, whatever.
And they start smoking weed.
They're in an Airbnb, and then the guy at Plack Boy Max was like, hey, don't, but like, please don't smoke weed in the Airbnb.
Like, you know, I'm going to be on the hook for this, and they'll charge me a lot of money, whatever.
They leave, and they, like, it turns into this big beef just because this Placboy Max kid asked them to not smoke weed.
elijah schaffer
Is that a clip?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You look it up.
michael mendoza
I'll find it.
elijah schaffer
I want to play a clip here that I was going to say that was like, we should have a whole segment just on streamers because me and you talk about this all the time behind the scenes.
michael mendoza
You can get the internet ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
The internet probably knows everything.
The internet probably watches that stuff.
Our interns like in college.
So check this out.
This is how streamers sound.
unidentified
Pull over and put your hands up.
They're going to kill me.
You see this dummy from the last video I did live streaming himself on a high-speed chase?
You got to pull over and put your hands up, bro.
My baby's in the court, bro.
And meanwhile, the girl on the back's calling him bro.
Bro, just pull over and put your hands up, bro.
My baby is in the court.
Yeah, let's refer to him as a term of endearment.
Bro, my baby's in the court, bro.
What is with the bro thing?
Does anybody know when this started and when this is going to end?
I swear to God, bro.
What?
elijah schaffer
Bro, I'm actually no, no, hold the up.
unidentified
Bro.
It's the new like.
elijah schaffer
Don't control me, bro.
unidentified
This dominates people's entire vocabulary now.
Oh, my God, bro.
Bro.
Hunters, bro.
Bro, you just split off of your super, bro.
No way I lose to this, bro.
And you know what's worse than bro?
Bruh.
Bruh, bruh.
Bruh.
Chill, bruh.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, bro.
unidentified
Honestly, bro, you could probably.
Bro, this is no joke, bro.
I forgot to see some more of your streamers, bro, bro.
And a purple school trooper and shit, bro.
You say you're counting for ease, dude.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
unidentified
You ever notice that there's always words and real fast?
elijah schaffer
Because I've been playing PS5 and playing Grand Theft Auto V. When GTA 6 comes out, we are going to start.
michael mendoza
If and when that happens.
Taking forever, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like I'm going to get sued and win another lawsuit before GTA 6 because he's going to be like, it's alright.
I'm going to win.
He's going to get fired.
He's going to quit, sue me, and then I'm going to win again.
It's like, and then it's like, oh, GTA, that's what you know.
It'll be a good idea.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Come on, bro.
michael hennessey
I ain't going to sue, bro.
elijah schaffer
No, but we should just have like, we should just say occasionally, like, if we don't want to do a show, we should have a way to do videos.
We're like, all right, tonight, we're literally just playing GTA 5 and drinking.
And it's just like, that's just the stream because I feel like people wouldn't be mad about that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
Yeah.
And we could say bro a lot too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, bro.
But I'm really enjoying, I'm really enjoying killing police officers and stuff in that game.
It's really, it's cathartic.
I really like the game.
I actually found the helicopter in GTA 5.
I've never played it before until a few days ago.
And I found the.
Are you familiar with GTA 5?
michael hennessey
GTA.
elijah schaffer
So I found that federal building where you find the helicopter on top in the mountains, in the hills.
And I got in there and I got up.
And I was like, oh, cool.
And all of a sudden, I'm over.
It says like Fort Bragg or something.
And then it was like, this is a very good thing.
That's what they're Jet, this is restricted airspace.
And then they blew me up with a missile.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I just put them up.
I just put it down.
I went, dude, that was so hard to find that.
michael hennessey
You can't drive over the base, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I only got to play.
I was last night.
I got to play from like 2 to 3 a.m.
I couldn't sleep.
So I played from like 2 to 3:30 a.m.
It took me an hour to find it.
I was flying around.
I felt like invincible.
I put it down.
I felt sad.
And like, I don't know if I should have that kind of visceral reaction to a video game.
Like, I really felt like I died.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's kind of odd.
I've never seen it.
elijah schaffer
It was 3:30 in the morning, and I had been working for like 17 hours and I had haven't slept in like five or six weeks.
So that's also that, too.
No, I didn't feel bad.
I just felt like I really worked hard to find that.
I don't play video games.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I haven't owned a system in a long time.
So I was like, I was like, forgot.
I'm like, maybe I'm into this.
You know?
Anyway, bro.
michael mendoza
Bro.
unidentified
Phrases every few years that all of a sudden everybody just starts copying.
I used to do a bit on this when I was doing my animations and stuff like that.
About, you know, like, remember those old toys where you'd pull the string or it'd say whatever it's pointing at?
Yeah, like, here's one in 2020.
You had okay, boomer, was a thing.
No cap, yeet.
Oh, bro.
It looks like bruh started in 2020.
Okay.
FOMO.
Remember that one?
Yeah, then over time they start to get retired.
Like everyone's said it so much that they've exhausted it.
See, now, if we had one for 2025, it would just be filled with the word bro and bruh.
That's it.
That's all anybody says.
I don't even think there is any more words people use are phrases.
It's just bro.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
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michael hennessey
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They're awesome.
elijah schaffer
So I will give you one.
unidentified
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elijah schaffer
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And then, yeah.
So there'll be a lot of good stuff.
unidentified
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elijah schaffer
I highly recommend getting a city furniture credit card and doing a 0% financing on furniture.
Or looking for a place that's already furnished.
michael hennessey
Okay.
michael mendoza
We should run a promotion.
elijah schaffer
I mean, serious.
michael hennessey
No, no, no.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If you pay an extra $300 more a month for rent, but it's fully furnished.
michael hennessey
It's worth it.
It's worth it.
I'm not bringing everything.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's not a bad idea because it's like, it might not be everything you love, but at least, especially if it's like six months or whatever, then you're like, you know, you're good.
So I'd look into that.
And that's why I said I'd also look into like, I'd also really look into the ones where they're the two bedrooms and two people rent them because those are pre-furnished too.
And then it's like, you obviously go with a cool person.
You value stuff like that.
But I would look into that because you might be able to find a two-bedroom where you share with someone that's in a better neighborhood and looks better than a one-bedroom.
Because then it's like $2,600, $2,700.
And it's like still affordable.
But like, you know, rent getting a room with a two-bedroom is going to be cheaper than getting a one-room in a nice area.
michael hennessey
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
And everyone knows this city is not cheap.
michael mendoza
Not at all.
elijah schaffer
So anyway, bro, I think we're good, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I think so.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if we have any other chats.
Shout out to everyone in the censor chat.
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Keep it going.
Plus, don't forget that we have Scott Horton in studio on Thursday night.
That'll be really good.
That's going to be a really good live show as well.
It would be great.
It would have been really good if Scott Horton and Ron Coleman were at the same time.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
That'd be interesting.
elijah schaffer
But that's what it is.
Shout out to Marks XRP, Cocteau, Burlington Coates, Hank 4, Jatir, TS the Deplorable, Four Strings, the rest of you guys, EMS, and those that were in there as well.
We love you guys.
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You guys are amazing.
On top of that, the few people that are in the locals tonight, we have a couple of these.
Doomsday Cracker sent this meme.
unidentified
Awesome.
michael mendoza
Propane accessories.
unidentified
Hello, hello.
michael hennessey
Promo code, bro.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Bro.
What is going on here?
And then also this one.
Fun fact: Timothy Daniel Poole always starts on time.
Is that his middle name?
My little name's Daniel too.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I was about to say that.
elijah schaffer
If that's the same I'm going to bring it up on the show, be like, hello, Mr. Daniel Poole.
michael mendoza
And they keep bringing it up to an uncomfortable amount.
elijah schaffer
He's like, Jimmy Carter's middle name was Daniel.
He's like, bring that up in the middle.
michael mendoza
Wait, bring it top lobsters here.
elijah schaffer
The best thing in those shows is to bring in inside jokes from your shows on those shows that not only won't land, but confuse people.
Yeah, it's like, that's interesting.
Jimmy Carter rape me.
It's like, what the hell?
But anyway, so a couple things to note.
We're live here Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8.
Actually, we've been pretty good.
We've been starting within like five minutes of the start time.
We haven't been doing 9 p.m.
I told him we've been getting it to 8 p.m. Eastern time.
It's really good.
And because of that, so you know, censored people as well, you're going to be getting the one-on-one.
And in the future, you're going to be getting special questions that are like forbidden that we couldn't put on YouTube because it's a YouTube show.
So we'll do a segment that'll be censored only.
And then as well as I've talked to Mike, and I'm considering that this part, I'm considering that we do cap the show on Rumble at 30 minutes.
I really, I mean, one hour and 30 minutes.
I said we really should cap it.
And anytime we go over an hour and 30 minutes, we should do a switch to Rumble.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now, I'm being on.
I mean, I'm a Rumble.
Switch to censored.
I really think we need to give the censored people more.
And you're going to be getting clips.
I think we need to give you guys more.
Yeah.
So I'm getting dick pics out for everybody.
Don't forget.
And then next Friday on the 24th, Mike and I are going up to DC.
I'm going to be debating Brad Palumbo's ears for a morning debate on Culture War.
And then we're going to be doing the Tim Pool show that night.
michael mendoza
Do we confirm that?
elijah schaffer
That's what she told me.
michael mendoza
Okay, good.
I was making sure.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I would love if you would go on.
I just asked Lisa if you go on.
michael mendoza
I want to go on.
No.
I'm not ready for it.
No, I am not ready for Tim Pool yet, actually.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
All right.
Well, we'll see you there.
And everyone else here will have an easy time.
It'll be nice.
It'll give you a little break that weekend because we'll be off and, you know, a little time, less showers and more stuff.
Anyways, if people want to find you and follow you on social media, where can they follow your page there on Instagram and stuff?
michael hennessey
You can find me at Snowflake underscore news on Instagram.
I also have Snowflake underscore news on Twitter as well.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
And Mike Mendoza with the Mendoza Report.
How are you doing, brother?
michael mendoza
You can follow me at Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter.
You know, I've been thinking about making a new Twitter.
My wife said that she couldn't even find my, like, typing in my Twitter name, she couldn't even find me.
So like, I think, like, I think my Twitter is so confused for me.
elijah schaffer
Didn't you find out that you were already preemptively blocked by my haters?
Like, you've had some people that hate me blocked you for being my producer.
michael mendoza
That's you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which, I mean, I don't even know how, like, I mean, they must have been doing some real sleuthing.
Thanks for figuring that out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and they blocked, like, they blocked my family.
Like, the family was a darn even political.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And they blocked my wife, like, who's not even engaged online.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
No, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's so weird.
michael hennessey
So I'm getting blocked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you will be getting blocked.
And if you want to actually, but if you want to get a hold of him, Snowflake Tears, but if you want to get a hold of any of the staff here, if you want to talk to these people, you can always go to the slightly offensive X as well.
Slightly offense.
You can see it.
Let me go here.
I won't go there.
You can always go to Slightly Offense.
And then shout out to the interns as well.
Noticer IM and as well as an intern who'd been international.
Yeah, I think just intern is good.
michael mendoza
I mean, he made a new Twitter, but I'm not going to say it yet because I don't think he wants me to share it yet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think the idea of either the censor or the ball of Clava is going to be a good idea.
All right, guys.
Have a great rest of the week.
As always, I love how we randomly jumped up 100 followers and we just end.
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