JUST IN: Elon Musk to Help Build First Holocaust Museum on Mars | TRENDING
DESCRIPTION: WASHINGTON – Elon Musk announced on Friday that his company, SpaceX, will spearhead the construction of the first Holocaust Museum on the planet Mars. In collaboration with The United States Holocaust Memorial Council, a museum will be built underground, where those people will be most comfortable, and where they hope to collect tragedy donations from the first colony.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in WWII against European Jews. Inside sources have hinted that Elon Musk might also consider building a new Western Wall because, after all, Mars will eventually need politicians and those politicians will also need to partake in some type of Babylonian humiliation ritual.
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New from slightlyoffensive.com, Elon Musk is going to help build the first Holocaust museum on Mars.
Earl Gray reports, check this out.
From Washington, Elon Musk announced on Friday that his company, SpaceX, will spearhead the construction of the first Holocaust museum on the planet Mars.
In collaboration with the United States Holocaust Memorial Council, a museum will be built underground where it's quoted saying those people will be most comfortable and where they hope to collect tragedy donations from the first colony.
Now, the building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in World War II against European Jews.
You wouldn't want to leave the planet and think that, you know, leaving the problems behind is one thing.
But even if you want to start a new life on a distant red rock, you got to make sure you still remember the Holocaust because if you don't, are you really a human?
Now, inside sources have hinted that Elon Musk might also consider building a new Western wall because after all, Mars will eventually need politicians and those politicians will also need to partake in some type of Babylonian humiliation ritual.
And that's kind of interesting.
So right here, what you see is you see this render of the potential Holocaust museum.
Now, what's interesting to me is that before they even showed renders of what the homes were going to look like, before they even talked about like the hospitals, we already got a render of the Holocaust Museum.
And that's pretty, obviously that's a good thing because that means we have our priorities in order and we're building the most important parts of the new colonies first.
Now, it goes on to say that the Memorial Council celebrates this historic agreement and vows to do everything within their power to encourage advertisers back to Musk's social media platform X, which they claim is no longer anti-Semitic.
Disney and Apple have since resumed advertising on X.
Now, the construction of the museum will be funded partly by Christians who subscribe to the Daily Wire and partly through merchandise sales.
There will be a memorabilia gift shop thanks to the generous donations from the Babylon B.
Now, SpaceX has already launched a Mars-themed Yamaka, which they are calling the Space Hat.
It's available for purchase through the SpaceX store.
So that's pretty crazy.
The funding is coming partly from Daily Wire subscribers.
I feel like I understand they pay about $14.99 a month.
And there's been complaints from the base that they don't have enough of their money going towards Israeli interests and into funds that can help Jewish people.
So it is pretty nice that the company would then use and redirect some of the money from Daily Wire and telling people to support Israel there to then be able to support Israel and Jewish people on another planet, right?
So this is interstellar Holocaust memorabilia.
I mean, this is incredible stuff.
Plus, I think I saw Elon Musk was with Ben Shapiro and he gifted him one of those little space hats.
And it looked really good on him.
I'm not going to lie.
Now, the news garnered mixed reactions from the international community.
The European Commission president, Ursula van der Leyen, was concerned about the environmental disruption that the project like this would cause and suggested sending Greta Thunberg as an ambassador to oversee the mission.
Representatives from Germany were thrilled about the decision to build a memorial on Mars.
Reaching out to Elon on X, they wrote, is there some way the German people can pay for this entire project and every other Holocaust thing for the rest of eternity?
We also don't want to ever forget what we did or move on because this is seriously the worst thing that has ever happened in history.
And it makes sense to remind everyone about the lampshades and soap people and Spielberg films all the time.
Even the guys who saved them should be subjected to the same treatment because they look similar.
Thanks.
And it has 3,534 retweets and 6 million likes exactly.
Uganda's president, Yewary Museveni, was enraged to hear that Mars would be getting a Holocaust museum before Uganda.
And he is now considering making homosexuality doubly illegal.
On the other hand, Benjamin Netanyahu congratulated Musk and the Memorial Council and pledged to help staff the space operation with residents from the West Bank.
So this is pretty a genius part of the of the whole project is, you know, rather than genociding people, which has not been very popular, right?
A lot of people are denying that's what's going on, but it hasn't been very, the ethnic cleansing, we could at least call it, has been a rather bad PR move.
Who knew that over-responding with violence and wiping out tens of thousands, like nearly 100,000 civilians might make the international community not too happy with you?
I don't know who their PR person is in Israel, but I think that it's good that they're going back to doing what they do best and making sure that the rest of the world feels guilt for what happened to European Jews during World War II.
Now, this is not the first project Musk has undertaken with members of the Jewish community.
Last July, researchers from Neuralink partnered up with staff from the ADL to figure out a way to make forgetting the Holocaust literally impossible.
Neuralink users will remain twice or will be reminded twice a day about the Holocaust, first in the morning and then at noon.
Users will be fed a series of images from OpenAI and Schindler's List.
Additionally, if a user starts to think about taxation, they will receive a pump of traumatic images to remind them why they pay income tax.
That's pretty good stuff.
There's currently no comments here on the article, but I do find the idea that we are taking the Department of Government Efficiency and we're going to use some of the money that we saved, pair up with Daily Wire subscribers and build a Holocaust museum on Mars.
I couldn't be more proud to be an American and I couldn't be more proud to realize that we're the ones who are behind that.
Now, if you like this idea and you think it's good and we should continue to spread that guilt onto even people that have left our planet because they should be responsible for what happened on another planet too, especially if they look like you and me.
Mike, my producer, is not as responsible because he's half brown.
So he doesn't have to, he gets half the guilt that we all get.
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