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Nov. 15, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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TOTAL MAGA Takeover?! NEW Trump Appointees SMASH DC Establishment | Guest: Marc Lobliner

Trump has come out SWINGING against the DC Deep State with some of his picks so far.. and some of the swamp creatures deep in the bureaucracy are not so happy about it. Will they even allow him to certify some of these picks, and potentially put people in position to go after some of those who went after him? We shall see..Show more Also, will RFK be able to go against big pharma, as well as the agricultural lobby, who regularly pushes to put more and more poison in our food, air and water supply? Let’s MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN.. Marc Lobliner joins us tonight for tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ MYPILLOW: A large retail store canceled a huge order, leaving MyPillow with extra stock, which means you can now get MyPillows at wholesale prices for the first time ever. Standard classic MyPillows are just $14.88, Queen size for $18.88, King size for $19.88, body pillows for $29.88, and multi-use pillows for $9.88. Go to https://www.mypillow.com or call 800-210-8491 and use promo code ELIJAH to take advantage of these prices, with free shipping on orders over $75. Limited quantities are available, so act fast before they’re gone!​ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ BIOPTIMIZERS: BIOptimizers’ Black Friday deal is here for all of November, offering huge discounts and up to $100 in free gifts! If stress or poor sleep is affecting you, try Magnesium Breakthrough, an all-in-one supplement with all 7 forms of magnesium to support sleep, stress management, mood, and more. This exclusive offer, only available through my link, includes the best prices of the year. Visit https://www.bioptimizers.com/slightlyoffensive and use code SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE to get your discount and free gifts today—plus, enjoy a one-year, no-questions-asked refund guarantee. Don’t miss it! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer ⇩FOLLOW MARC LOBLINER ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/MarcLobliner ➤ YT: https://www.youtube.com/@TigerFitness ➤ WEBSITE: https://www.tigerfitness.com/ __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
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marc lobliner
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alex jones
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kristi noem
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Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like Alex Jones' Infowars might have just been sold, and that's right in time for Trump to pick his new cabinet.
It turns out that Alex Jones just got offered the first official role as press secretary, and he's already been initiated into office.
Check it out.
He's already there.
Watch.
alex jones
They know not what they do because if you knew God's plan, if you just seen the hem of God's garment, like Moses did, you would never oppose the plan.
But God gives you free will.
So you can be a punk and deny the plan, or you can get with the program.
I am with the program.
And they hate you because they know you're with the program.
All right, let's go to these speakers.
A few moments later.
Alex Jones supported Team Humanity.
He was the man in the arena.
I bet on you because I know how important you are.
And I know the globalist greatest crime is fighting competition and poisoning and dumb people down.
If they're so powerful, they should be able to lead people and have them accept their plan through being open, but they're not.
They're the worst of the worst.
And I, at a cellular, DNA, genetic, and spiritual level, am built to oppose them.
I'm so damn satisfied.
Magnet that grabs iron.
And so when you're a Satanist, when you leave this plane, you get sucked into that hell, that false reality outside of God's reality.
God said, Satan, you have free will.
You can create your own universe.
It's a tomb.
I've seen it.
I've been there.
unidentified
I get that.
alex jones
I have been, God said, you can see anything you want.
I said, I want to see hell.
God told me, this is like three years ago.
It was so transcendent.
Are you sure this is what you want?
Because I'm going to let you have one question.
unidentified
One eternity.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That is what it's going to be.
You know, I am joined in the studio by guests who I'll introduce in a moment.
It is approximately 8:10 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
This is Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
We got the music going.
We love it.
It's so amazing that it's now going on mute.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am your host for tonight.
The show is going to be a little bit gay.
It's going to be a lot retarded.
But it's not all going to be bad news.
My guest today, IFBB Pro, as well as somewhat of a shit poster and a menace to society, Mark Loebeliner, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
marc lobliner
It's great to be here.
What a beautiful day to be American.
What a beautiful day.
elijah schaffer
Aren't we happy?
Don't you feel good?
You feel blessed.
And I think it's a good day because, you know, we were talking about earlier.
Obviously, you're a dad.
You're a proud dad.
You're a proud wife.
You're a proud homosexual activist as well.
Well, like we said, you know, you work out so hard in the gym that it can turn you gay.
marc lobliner
Well, we were talking about that earlier.
You're grunting, like spotting's really weird.
Spotting a squat, you're grabbing a guy under his shoulders, just grabbing his breasts, squatting down with him, coming up.
There's no way you can be serious about weightlifting without having some gay tendencies.
elijah schaffer
Unfortunately, I can say I was at the gym with him today, so we're going to leave that between me and a lot of grunting.
Yeah, a lot of grunting, a lot of holding each other.
No, but you know, it is interesting.
We were talking about how a lot of people are so blackpilled today, because obviously, if you were to look at Trump's cabinet picks, which we're going to be talking about today, amongst other subjects, you know, if you looked at one issue, let's just say like the support of Israel, it could seem very discouraging.
And if you only looked at certain picks, then you could think, oh, it's all bad.
But tonight, we actually got some really good news over the last 48 hours, including Trump's pick for Attorney General, which we'll find out in a moment, and his pick for the Secretary of HHS.
But I was going to say, the best part about all of this that I want to remind you is what we're all going to miss when it comes to the Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services is not the excitement of who is currently in office, but it is who no longer will be in office.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
marc lobliner
Oh, that hot, hot woman.
Just such a dreamy, dreamy hot chick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I can't get my ex, the ex has just crashed right now, so I can't get up.
But yeah, Rachel Levine kind of ruined the joke there.
Just no computers just doesn't fucking work ever.
marc lobliner
Everybody can picture Rachel Levine in their head right now.
elijah schaffer
Really?
marc lobliner
Oh, yeah.
It's ingrained in my head.
It's the object of all of my fantasies.
elijah schaffer
You know, Rachel Levine is more of a man than I'll ever be.
And I got to appreciate that.
I also got to appreciate X for not working out ever when I need to use it.
But it also reminds me a little bit of transgenders in general.
You know what I mean?
It's like they're there, but they don't actually work the way that God intended them to.
We do have a good show tonight.
You know, we're talking about, we're going to break this down.
So we're going to have a fun show.
We're going to laugh a little, but we're also going to keep it serious in the fact that I really want to look at everybody that he's potentially nominating.
Find out if they're real nominations or find out if they're just bullshit.
There it is.
Now we finally got a picture here.
Thank you, X, for working finally.
Rachel Levine, ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified
Yes.
marc lobliner
If there's not, if that is not a picture of perfect health, mental and physical, I don't know what is.
Like you can tell, like the double chin, double chin is a sign of strength, a sign of virility, a sign of power and nourishment.
elijah schaffer
It's like, uh, it's really nice because what it does is it makes health palatable to Star Wars fans, which often are overweight.
And so you get sort of like this familiarity of the Job of the Hut, you know, scene.
And you sort of see the character.
You've seen Job of the Hutt.
You're familiar with his ways.
But then they come in and they tell you things that are really important.
Like, follow the food pyramid and eat as much bread as you can.
You know what I mean?
Like the way to get lean is by eating 450 grams of carbs minimum bleached white flour, seed oils, canola oil, whatever it is you can fit in it.
That's the way.
And I'm like, you know what?
I would be suspicious, but if you go back to the picture there, after all, this is what the current director of the assistant health and human services looks like.
And when I look at this, it doesn't just make me feel safe.
It makes me feel horny.
marc lobliner
Well, Mr. Levine, Mrs. Levine, whatever.
Mr. Levine.
elijah schaffer
So every single time.
marc lobliner
This is a person who took her, I believe, her grandmother, her mother, out of retirement homes before she put people in during COVID to literally die.
You know, you put a bunch of old people into one home and what happens?
So she literally killed a bunch of people.
So let's take away the whole like not being a chick thing, right?
And also, she's morbidly obese, morbidly obese.
So there's a huge issue with it's almost like the Biden administration was trolling America so hard to lose because this is what turned America off.
What turned America, well, that turns anybody off.
What turned America off is the transgender issue in sports.
Because what that did, it woke people up because it was affecting people's kids.
You have your daughter who's been training your whole life for a high school track event as a senior and she gets her ass kicked by some dude.
That's going to really piss you off.
So it brought it close to home when people who were literally like non-politically active went out and voted.
And I think that's what turned the election.
I think that was as big of an issue as anything.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, you don't want your daughter getting her ass handed to her on a sports field by a guy who got his dick handed to him in a hospital bed.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got to think about that.
That's a pretty interesting direction.
Now, obviously, in light of this, a new director of Health and Human Services was just announced.
Ladies and gentlemen, check it out.
Here it is.
The one, the only RFK Jr.
Now, this is actually really important because we're going to talk about it in a moment.
There is a very significant legal battle that he has claimed.
Shut that off.
That he is going to be fighting.
And I think we might actually see retribution.
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All right.
I'm here in the studio with Mark Loebliner, who is an incredible individual.
As you can see almost in the corners, like some football playing.
Our TV's gone haywire.
So you got like some sort of a game going for the people that have like distracted ADHD.
But for the rest of you guys who are here, you can stay tuned.
All right, we're going to talk about this.
So today it gets announced, at least this is alleged, what we'll go by alleged.
Trump is bringing an appointment to the director of health and human services, whatever you call it, secretary, director, people call it different titles, to RFK Jr.
Obviously, that's controversial for Democrats and Republicans for a lot of reasons.
But initial thoughts when you hear that, why did you feel the way that you felt?
Like, what were you feeling and why did you feel that way?
marc lobliner
This was the one, this is the main reason I voted for Trump.
Health has trickled down.
Fat people are ruining this country.
In fact, we know that Democrat men have lower testosterone than conservative men.
This has been scientifically validated.
So if we help cure the obesity epidemic, people are more productive.
People are going to be smarter.
Fat people are stupid.
Let's be honest.
It's all about blood flow.
It's been shown that people who exercise have better brain activity.
So if we can start by getting people healthy, by getting people less fat, by getting people in shape, by cleaning up the food, by getting the fluoride out of water, by exploring all these different things, looking into, he's not saying he's going to ban vaccines.
He's just like, cool, we have them.
Give me the safety data, which they've been hiding from us for years.
This is something we should have done a long time.
Remember, this director oversees the FDA.
They oversee our relationship with the CDC.
He is in charge of public health.
People are like, well, he's not a doctor.
Well, we did really well listening to doctors during 2020, didn't we?
RFK was the biggest driver of my support for Trump.
Once RFK joined forces with him, that's when I realized that this could do something special.
Because the main issue with America right now, from healthcare costs to just people being lazy and unproductive is health.
So with RFK in charge, we got a guy who literally goes to Venice Beach, takes his shirt off, puts on jeans, and inclined bench presses.
That's the man we need in charge of our health.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I agree with that.
If you got to go more full screen, we only need the things up on the screen for just a little bit when we have them up.
And then we'll try to go switch full screen to the faces here.
But when I look into your eyes, particularly, I see a man, and beneath that man is a soul.
And that soul might be a little gay at the gym, but he's mostly straight in real life.
And it makes me very, mostly.
And it makes me very, very happy to be here.
But it also makes me, what I see a man here is I see somebody who looks fit.
I see someone who cares about his health.
And, you know, I always kind of try to measure whether a pick is good based on who supports and doesn't support them, right?
Sometimes you don't always know.
People could be two-faced and people on the inside know.
So when all of the, you know, liberals are happy about Rachel Levine, you know, this is a bad choice.
When, as we'll find when John Bolton, the Warhawk is saying Matt Gates would be terrible for our country, you know, he's probably good.
When Ben Shapiro is saying Marco Rubio is going to be the best choice for our country, you know, he's probably bad.
So it goes both ways.
But I want to look at a little bit about what this is for why this is so important and the monumental reason why I am excited.
We're going to go through the list, but why I'm excited about RFK.
Now, listen, this is where the Spurgs and I deviate, and I'm not a fan of them.
Listen, I am not endorsing everything RFK believes in.
In fact, I think his views on abortion are personally abhorrent.
I think some of his track record on some other social liberal issues, including gay marriage, are abhorrent.
We do diverge.
However, I am well aware, sometimes if I'm in the middle of an emergency and getting surgery, I may have an operation by a gay doctor.
Also, since we're keeping the gay jokes up tonight, it was called Tuesday night with Mark.
But no, but I mean, you might have to get surgery from a doctor you don't like, right?
I mean, if you're racist, maybe a black nurse will help you.
Like, meaning it doesn't really matter.
Sometimes in situations of desperation, you end up pairing up with people who you wouldn't typically align with because the stakes are so high.
And I think that there's a lot of feminine energy inside of the right-wing movement where they don't understand ultimatums.
Because as we've talked about, you know, Gavin and I have talked about on the network that women don't understand ultimatums.
And we repeat this constantly.
It's like, oh, do you want Mexican food or Chinese food?
I don't know.
I'm just feeling something sweet.
And you go, do you want Mexican or Chinese?
You pick.
No, I'm giving you an ultimatum.
I'm giving you a this or that.
You can't choose.
There's no third option, okay?
I'm talking from experience here.
I'm sorry, baby.
It's like, come on, there's no third option.
Just fucking pick, pick something.
And so sometimes people are like, oh, well, you're talking about the lesser of two evils.
You know, when you talk about politics now, where you're talking about, you know, just a dichotomy of two undesirable choices.
Yeah, bitch, welcome to the real world.
We have two choices.
And we either get for health and human services, Rachel Levine or RFK Jr.
And you know what?
I don't agree with some of his social issues, but when it comes to health, I'm going to explain to you guys why this is so important.
I'm going to play a video here from RFK that I think is super vital.
So when he was speaking at one of the Trump rallies, he said this, and I take him to be genuine, and I'll explain the importance.
We'll talk about what he's going to do here because we're not talking about words.
We're going to talk about action.
And again, if he doesn't commit those actions, then we're going to hold his feet to the fire.
These people talk to big talk to get in, and we don't have time for bullshit.
Listen.
robert f kennedy-jr
I started working on this issue 19 years ago.
And for 19 years, I have got every morning, without one exception, I have said a prayer to God to put me in a position where I could end the chronic disease epidemic.
And on August 23rd of this year, God sent me Donald J. Trump.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is what I want to talk to you.
Let's start here.
Of all the speeches I've heard, the best way I've heard I've heard him summarize what he wants to do is by saying he wants to end the disease epidemic.
What is the disease epidemic?
What does it mean?
It's a very vague term, right?
I know what it means, but what does it mean to you?
marc lobliner
America's fat, sick, and unhealthy, and that's why we're so affected by COVID.
COVID really attacked the elderly and the obese.
If you look at what obesity causes, it causes general body inflammation.
Inflammation is Satan.
If your body's inflamed, it's more like get sick.
It's more like get cancer.
It's more like get all these diseases.
By RFK coming in and cleaning up the foods.
Now, he's talking about cleaning up ultra-processed foods.
Ultra-processed foods have ingredients that are very palatable and very calorically dense.
So beyond all the seed oils, whatever you want to say about things that might cause issues, I'm not even looking at that.
We're looking at highly palatable ultra-processed foods.
So if RFK simply comes in and helps fix the school lunches, helps give guidance on that.
If he comes in and he gives people these options and these choices and he corrals the FDA and he allows these experimental treatments, you have peptides.
You have different things that can help people, alternative treatments where they're not going to be run by big pharma.
Right now, our government is all big pharma.
And big pharma isn't healthcare.
It's sick care.
And if they treat you, they don't have a market anymore.
So by RFK coming in, we're in a great spot to make America healthy again.
And if we make America healthy again, that will lead to greatness.
It's trickled down.
If you make people healthier, America will fix itself.
elijah schaffer
Now, I think they also call that goislop, right?
That's sort of what they think.
But it is, okay, so the food challenge, though, is so hard.
And the reason why I point this out is like, okay, you can look at a couple things with food, right?
You can, you know that the input is creating the output of destruction of disease.
And I mean, we're talking about, we're not just talking about diabetes here.
We're not just talking about heart disease.
We're not talking about that there's some sort of a, you know, ultra-processed food is directly causing cancer, which some people say it is.
We're talking about like disease down to the mental well-being of humans, like our hormone disruption.
We're talking about the balance of, you know, different chemicals.
Like, you know, you're talking about reuptake of serotonin.
You're talking about synapses being blocked.
You're talking about things being deformed in your body, genetic problems where testosterone now is not being produced at levels that it once was in men.
Talking about generational genetic issues, anomalies, epigenetics, genes turning off and some genes turning on.
The intentional feminization of young men with atrazine, the lowering of the IQ with fluoride.
I mean, it is, there is no other way to describe this, in my opinion, than an intentional bio-warfare on the American public by the elites.
I cannot explain it any other way.
marc lobliner
I'm not sure if it's intentional, but here's a stat.
Basically, if you look at the 70s, the average 70-year-old in the 1970s and 1980s had the same testosterone as the average 20-year-old now.
So we're in a situation where Americans are being fat.
But if you look at the correlation, we can't correlate anything else except you take the obesity rate, it's going like this, right?
You take the testosterone rate, it's going like this.
So as obesity rises, testosterone decreases.
So again, a lot of it, dude, 70% of Americans are overweight.
70 plus percent of Americans are overweight.
You look at a picture of the beach from like the 70s, the 80s, everyone's in shape.
Good luck finding a fat person in the 70s was normal now.
Like if you look back at, what was that?
What was that movie?
Any of the movies, even Sandlot, the fat kid in the sand lot, he'd be lean now.
elijah schaffer
Anything when I was a kid, there was a movie called Fat Camp.
Do you remember that for the kids in the 90s?
marc lobliner
They weren't even fat.
elijah schaffer
They weren't even fat.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
They just looked like me.
So that's like, that's an unfortunate thing.
By the way, I am wearing an undertak t-shirt, by the way.
This is actually a pretty nice.
It's very, it's, you know, well, we're going to get big, but, you know, you're going to get, well, you'll help me get trimmed again soon.
But we're getting, we're getting strong.
Mark took me to work out today.
And one of the hard parts that I think about health is it's not just working out.
It's like what I meant is, you know, so you go to, you want to go eat good macros, right?
You can choose macros.
You can choose whole foods.
So you go and you go to eat macros.
So then you pick up like a Quest product.
And Quest is a popular brand.
Typically has pretty good macros in terms of, you know, carbs to fat to protein.
They have the chips.
I like the chips because sometimes I am an American.
I just want to grab a bag of Doritos.
But while the macros work for what I'm trying to do health-wise, right?
It's got 19 grams of protein, two grams of carbs or whatever, and like a gram of fat.
Sounds too good to be true.
Well, it kind of is, because then you look on the back and there's all types of processed seed oils and bullshit additives.
And so while Quest is like healthy in terms of macros and what you're trying to bring in, the quality of the ingredients are pretty much crap.
And so I think that with health, it is an epidemic, meaning even for someone like myself who tries to be healthy, it was way easier for me to stay healthy in Australia simply based on the quality of the food than it is for me to stay healthy here.
It seems like there's just like the food's packed with something or the way that the, I don't know if it's the genetic component of the bread, but like I can't even eat, really eat bread here.
It makes me feel sick, but in Australia, I can eat bread all the time.
marc lobliner
So if you look at it from overall, all I go from is data.
So whether you have a vegan diet, a keto diet, a carnivore diet, a Mediterranean diet, if you lose weight, they all equal better health outcomes.
In fact, very similar, eerily similar.
So we look at the ingredients, they might have micro effects.
And again, I'm not saying these things don't affect your health, but the overall thing you need to look at is your body fat.
So as we make Americans leaner, and that's the main goal, but the thing that those ultra-processed, highly palatable foods do is it's easy to consume a lot of calories.
And people overconsume calories and people are lazy.
People don't even get out of their car to get Starbucks anymore.
They go through the drive-through.
People are inactive.
People are lazy.
And people eat highly palatable foods because they're delicious.
It's what you eat.
When you look at shopping carts in the grocery store, you could look in the cart and you could tell what the person's going to look like.
You could just tell.
And you could tell these people buying things for their food.
I want things for the kids, right?
You're looking at the cart.
You're like, you feed your kids that crap.
That is nuts.
My kids, like my, like I said, when you come to visit me in Nashville, my fridge always has fresh cooked turkey, chicken, beef, rice.
We got, we got cooked in bone broth.
We got the potatoes.
We're always ready for it.
We got healthy snack options.
So I think we're at a point now where we just need to teach people to have a healthy relationship with food.
And once you do that, like you eat right, you're in better shape.
You can have better mental health.
The mental health epidemic in this country, you want to know mental health?
Look at the people freaking out over Trump winning.
Like if Trump would have lost, you know what I would have done the next day?
I would have gone to work like I do every single day because I can't control that.
These women are shaving their heads.
These people are mentally unstable, but I guarantee you they're not eating good foods.
They're not getting the right exercise.
You don't see any gym bros doing crazy shit like that.
elijah schaffer
No, they're all because they all supported Trump.
marc lobliner
I was in a gym in California and everybody was Trump.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Like when you go in that, whether you're black, white, whatever, it is a very conservative base.
And people who weren't have changed.
Most of my friends who are not white, who didn't vote or vote a Democrat in the past, most, if not all of them voted Trump this time.
It was a huge swing, huge swing.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I, well, and here's what I was going to say.
What I think is the main thing about the disease epidemic, like you're saying, or about politics matching the mindset, right?
It matches the lifestyle.
The question is, is that is RFK really going to be able to battle and to fight for Americans against the cartels?
This is what he's up against.
So it's one thing, you know, we have healthy choices.
I mean, it's expensive.
Like, I mean, I have to go travel 20 minutes to get somewhere to get raw cheese and raw milk.
And also when you go around to buy grass-fed steak, I mean, I looked at it, right?
It's about $25 for a grass-fed steak that's organic up at a fresh market by my house.
And well, that's fine.
And I don't mind paying that.
That is unfeasible for 95% of American families to eat that regularly.
That would be maybe a treat.
That would be something that they could have perhaps on the weekend.
But even then, feeding a family of five or six on a normal salary, $70,000, $80,000 a year, you are fucked.
There's no way you're doing it.
So they've made health unobtainable in terms of even if you think, oh, well, it's not, it's not expensive to eat cheap, you know, to eat healthy.
No, it's not.
But a lot of the healthy food is still like, it's a genetically modified.
There are problems with the food that could still be causing problems genetically.
I know that because I worked in the epigenetics lab and the problem is sometimes these synthetic ingredients and there's certain pesticides on the food that they know is causing certain types of cancer.
I mean, it's fucked, right?
So my point is, even if you're eating healthy, you could be getting cancer and then you're, you know, you're not trying to get cancer.
Now you got to work.
They've made it complicated.
So my whole point about this is, is it's too complicated for the common person to fully figure out or to fully master, which means one thing.
I believe it means this is an intentional collusion of a cartel working together to not only to commit crimes against humanity for the sake of profit, but I think there's got to be something more at hand too than just profit.
Like there's got to be population control or control of the populace by lowering testosterone so that people are more docile.
Like I always think that there's, of course, like with immigration, there's the immigration industry that, you know, makes money from transporting human trafficking and like cartels.
And then there's the hotel owners that make the money.
Yeah, but who's, that's all true.
But then also, why are we bringing so many of, like, why do we bring 4% of Haiti's population here?
Somebody said that was a good idea.
What was the ultimate original motive?
I know they used people who want to make money, but what's the top motive?
I feel like RFK is going to say, is saying what the video will watch, we need to go to the top and stop trying to just get small legislation to get this or that label going.
We need to criminalize cartel RICO.
We need to criminalize monopolistic horizontal behavior that is trying to cause harm to us as Americans because we're sick and we're fat.
We're stupid and we're dying.
And yet we're the richest country in the world, meaning people are getting very rich off of harming us.
I don't know if you agree with that, but I feel like there's something much more existential from what he's saying.
marc lobliner
So I'd like to go back to affording food.
You get $5 for grass-fed beef from Aldi.
You don't need grass-fed.
If you can't afford it, it's not as good.
You get the normal chub of beef.
Get a Sam's Club for $2.98 a pound.
No excuse not to do that.
Rice is basically free.
I mean, you buy a bag of rice that'll last you 10 months for like $20, right?
Beans are very cheap.
There's very good ways.
Like my family probably spends less on food and we eat a lot.
We have a bunch of athletes and my big ass in there.
We eat a lot of food.
We eat for probably less than most people eat.
So, I mean, it's all about being smart with what you buy.
There is ways to budget.
You don't have to have that $30 grass-fed steak.
You could buy the ground stuff, Aldi, Costco, Sam's Club.
They have those.
They're about five bucks a pound.
So you can make that work.
And most people don't eat enough for it to be that crazy.
If you're eating beef, you're not going to overeat on it.
You're going to, there's a certain level.
You're like, I'm full.
Chickens, $2.98 a pound.
You know, I budget this because I'm Jewish.
It's what we do.
So I know budgets.
You want to know a budget?
I got you.
As far as there being somebody in charge of master cartel, I think it comes down to government power and control.
If you're fat, you're lazy.
You think about what they did during COVID.
If we were fit, that would have never happened.
We'd have been like, our immune system's got this.
But if you're fat, weak, and you're susceptible to these illnesses, yeah, you're going to be like, oh, please, big daddy government, take care of me.
If we would have been simply 20% in better shape, none of that would happen.
But the fact that we have, and look at the hospitalizations, 78% of the people admitted to the hospital in New York when it started, 78% were obese.
Obesity is the number one comorbidity.
So if we simply cut down on people being so damn fat, the country will be in a much better place.
So yeah, the ingredients, that's great because you take care of the ingredients.
You're going to take care of a lot of the highly, you know, highly palatable ultra-processed foods.
That'll take care of that.
That'll decrease people's food consumption.
And then we need to educate people.
You know, you go to schools, they have like, they're still following the food pyramid where they have ultra-processed carbs at the base of the food pyramid.
That's insane.
They literally need to flip that bitch upside down.
elijah schaffer
And they're like, oh, we want to get free lunches at school, but they're giving your kids literal poison.
Now, look, I'm going to play this video here because I'm going to attempt to break this down.
We're focusing the first part here on RFK.
Then we'll kind of go through in about 20 minutes after this about six different cabinet members.
But I found this to be the most interesting aspect because I do believe that when you can fix the inside of a man, his spirit and his body, you do change the outlook on life and the perspective.
If you feel full and tenacious, you feel full of energy and life.
It does bring hope.
When you have energy and you wake up in the morning, everybody knows, you know, I had a rough night last night.
I got a couple hours of sleep.
I have a newborn baby.
You know, he was up all night pooping on us or whatever he's doing, you know?
But he's cute and you know it's a season.
However, like I told my wife, she's like, I thought you fixed your fatigue.
I go, I did, but I can't fix tired.
Like if I get two hours of sleep, there's no drug that's going to outdo that.
Maybe meth.
marc lobliner
Cocaine.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, cocaine does.
marc lobliner
I support cocaine.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, cocaine, I've done it.
marc lobliner
I've never tried cocaine.
How is it?
elijah schaffer
I don't like it because I don't like it because you become like a fucked up party animal and then you never have enough.
So it's like, every time you have a line, you want another line, you know?
marc lobliner
Yeah, there's no budget cocaine.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I almost died on cocaine once, too.
I did like so much of it in Vegas.
I was coffeing up blood and I passed out.
marc lobliner
I'm glad I never.
I'm just going to stick to steroids.
I think that's a better move.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'll just, yeah.
I'm going to stick to human trafficking.
No, but I want to talk to you guys about something really important here before we move on.
And that, of course, is none other than about Van Man.
So obviously we're talking about health.
I recently came across this company because Mike, honestly, Mike is not just good for memes and being the best producer in the world.
It's this awesome brand that he showed me that's free of fluoride and toxic chemicals.
It's completely rejecting big pharma.
Whenever I go on TikTok, everyone's always, you know, trying to sell these scam pharmaceutical creams and stuff that have all this stuff that is basically toxic for your body.
And you know it is because pregnant women can't use it.
Breastfeeding women can't use it.
But this beef tallow bomb, everyone says use beef tallow.
So I know this works because I don't really do a lot of skincare stuff myself, but my wife, not only is she pregnant, but she's breastfeeding.
We want to have a few more kids.
We had to find a product that could be used on our children that could be used on a pregnant wife.
And her mom even came and took all of my products.
Now they're holistic and natural sources, like their tallow honey balm.
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If you have issues with dry skin, you don't want to use something that causes acne or all these weird byproducts.
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By the way, we've also got in touch with them.
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I know it's not for everybody, but it is out here in Florida.
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It kind of go with this idea of what RFK wants for our country.
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Check it out.
It's actually, let me see.
It actually feels good.
It's beef tallow bomb.
You can try something.
marc lobliner
You can test smoke it.
elijah schaffer
Want to try it?
Want to try something?
marc lobliner
Where do I put it?
elijah schaffer
It's like on, yeah, on your lips or anywhere.
unidentified
I'll put it on my elbows.
marc lobliner
I have ashy elbows, man.
I got to get rid of the ashiness.
elijah schaffer
He's black.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So here's our.
So Behesi said this.
Look, RFK Jr. revealed that President Trump's DOJ will launch RICO investigations and prosecute the collusion between medical boards, medical journals, and big pharma.
The collusion is what led to many good doctors getting fired for treating COVID patients with alternative medicines.
The medical tyrants are panicking.
RFK and Trump are about to expose and fix everything.
Listen to what he had to say, and we hope this is true.
Watch.
robert f kennedy-jr
My initial inclination would be to use the Justice Department and the moral authority of the office, but also, you know, the Justice Department should immediately call in the, begin an investigation of the medical boards and the collusion between the pharmaceutical industry and the medical boards that are delicensing these physicians who actually try to heal patients and try to treat them.
The Justice Department will also call in the medical journals that are corrupted by the pharmaceutical industry and explain to them that they're all going to be subject to criminal and civil RICO actions If they don't show us a way that they're going to stop revoking studies and refusing to publish studies that challenge the mercantile interests of pharmaceutical companies,
we're going to change the way business is done at NIH.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So the question is, obviously, they're going to change the way health and human services.
This is a CDC.
This is the NIH.
You're talking about the NIH being, you know, the primary. slush fund for biomedical funding and research, right?
On top of that, the CDC being who makes policies or approves, you know, obviously the FDA is involved in this, but the CDC is essentially who makes health guidance for the country.
So now we have RFK in charge of this who thinks that vaccines essentially cause autism and is going out there and saying the COVID vaccine is bad and we should rethink what we do.
Net positive, yes, but here's what I want to ask you.
Do you think he's going to have the balls to take this policy to go out and to back prosecute these cartels, like uncover the collusion and the research that they hid?
Or do you think it's going to be a clean slate, sort of like, you know, like the abortion laws change where we're not going to back prosecute women for getting a nine-month abortion here, but now you would get prosecuted going forward?
Are we going to do a similar flip?
Or do you think he's going to, you know, we're going to see COVID trials?
marc lobliner
No, RFK is going to do it.
I'm fully confident.
This guy's been suing them for years.
He doesn't care.
This guy has a good heart.
I really believe in RFK.
I've met him once, looked in his eyes.
He's an honest man.
You know, I got a good feeling about him.
Like I told, I met him once.
I was just randomly at a lighthouse in Maine.
We were just going on a little hike.
We were up there.
We're taking pictures.
Wife goes, hey, that's RFK.
And I'm like, whatever.
You know, I have ADHD.
I'm looking around.
Hey, there's a squirrel.
And then I'm like, oh, shit, it's RFK.
And he actually trains with a couple of my buddies who are now in Venice.
So I went up and I walked up and his security guard was just like, oh, this guy doesn't look crazy.
He's like, hey, Robert.
And Robert comes over, talks to me for a little bit.
You know, we're talking about lifting and shit like bros.
And then he goes, hey, are those your kids?
Goes over, like, just ignores me and just starts talking to my kids, hands a little RFK 24 buttons.
Just a legit dude.
Like you get that gut feeling that someone's like a legit guy.
Like someone's, someone's going to do what they say they're going to do.
I think RFK is out to just, I think he's on a mission.
I really think he cares.
I really do.
I think he's different.
If he was just out for himself and he didn't truly care, he would have just stayed on that independent ticket.
I think he would have.
But he was like, you know what?
This is my chance to actually get in and do something.
Made a deal with Trump.
Trump's like, yo, I'll make you my health guy.
I think that's what he really cares about.
And I understand.
I don't agree with a lot of his policies either.
You know, he's left in a lot of things.
Yeah, he's not conservative.
And I'm not the most right guy in a lot of topics, but he's way more left than I. You said you're from LA too, right?
unidentified
I am.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
So two, two LAs, two LA gays.
marc lobliner
LA Jews.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, two LA gays.
marc lobliner
I heard you're Jewish.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm Jewish.
I could be Jewish.
Look, today I was actually told, I could bring it up.
I was told I was an Israeli shill.
marc lobliner
That's what I was called to do.
That was the one who sent you that tweet.
That was from me.
elijah schaffer
It was actually Mike.
Mike's like, you think you're going to fucking put a meme up of me today?
All right, Jew.
I feel like a lot of those A9 accounts thing, when you click on them, it's like Jewberg, Spiegelberg, and then like their pictures of like, it's like a Jew with like a long nose and then their banners, a swastika with the Israeli flag burning.
And there's like a lot of these, the accounts that make Jordan Peterson cry.
unidentified
Like, these are so terrible.
marc lobliner
I respect them.
elijah schaffer
It's just a horrible thing.
marc lobliner
I respect it.
Like, if you're going to hate Jews, like, go all in.
Like, commit.
Like, they've committed to their anti-Semitism.
And I'm okay with that.
Like, be serious about it.
But no, RFK, I believe he's out to do something.
My only request is we need to protect that man because here's the deal.
Have you seen Pfizer stock today?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I actually will bring up a picture of that here for a second.
That's really remarkable.
marc lobliner
Let me expand on that.
You realize if Pfizer and Moderna are not allowed to advertise on TV, we're one of only two nations that allow big pharma to advertise on TV.
If he does that, they're losing trillions of dollars and MSNBC and CNN both lose 75% of their total ad revenue.
They have everything to lose.
And you saw what Boeing did with their whistleblowers and stuff.
Like with RFK, Boeing killed people.
Do you don't think Pfizer's above that?
He's going to cost them billions, if not trillions of dollars.
elijah schaffer
You know, it does, it does make me feel a bit uncomfortable at the state of the world where I do believe in the statement that the best place to hide is in plain sight.
Like sometimes when I see, like I said, like we'll look at the other cabinet members, when people only harp upon cabinet members, whether how they feel about Israel or Jews, I get it.
Like, listen, I get it.
marc lobliner
I don't want to send money to Israel either.
elijah schaffer
Me neither.
But I also realize, too, that like, you know, what's crazy is like, I want to make sure my airplanes are safe.
You know, like, there's all there's other issues that I do care about too.
Like, can I get on a plane and trust that I can get from point A to point B?
marc lobliner
How about immigration?
Correct.
There's so many other things.
elijah schaffer
Everything's because the Jew, everything, they'll trace everything back to the Jews.
But the plane thing, for instance, can possibly be traced a little bit back to also DEI and, you know, black individuals, you know, bringing on a lot of these minorities and women without vetting them for quality and putting planes out with cheaper parts because they were cutting costs.
And so they were making higher profit margins.
Now, but my point is with Boeing is when I see that our planes are not safe and we're also murdering and killing whistleblowers.
It was 100% a hit job.
marc lobliner
Yes.
elijah schaffer
We're not in a movie.
If you want to tackle these companies, you will lose your life.
And I think we joke a lot on the internet of like, oh, yeah, like Massad didn't, you know, I'm not suicidal.
And oh, well, yeah, look, Mossad could kill you.
That's true.
The CIA, they can all kill you.
But also, no one jokes about like, oh, I'm not suicidal, Boeing or this.
Like, Google can kill you.
You know, like these, any company that's worth more than a billion dollars has a reason to kill you.
People kill each other, business partners over thousands of dollars.
You don't think these companies would kill you.
I don't know how many more we haven't heard of that aren't on, you know, public testifying on public centers, but our country has some serious screwed up problems.
And I wonder with someone like RFK, he would know above anyone else that they can kill you if you try to tap them.
Because his father won't try to go against the Jews.
marc lobliner
Well, he had a father and an uncle.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
marc lobliner
Against the Jews.
elijah schaffer
Father and uncle, yeah.
marc lobliner
So it was the Jews.
We figured that one out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was.
marc lobliner
Jesus, now these guys, we're having a bad day.
elijah schaffer
They're always killing the good ones.
marc lobliner
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
They're always doing it.
marc lobliner
Look, like I said, like, they've already tried to get Trump.
RFK would be the man that we need to protect more than anybody because RFK is very instrumental in us getting his country back.
Period.
RFK is probably, well, I mean, you look at the other, I know we haven't talked about him yet, but some other people in there that can really ruffle some feathers and do some really good work.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, we will talk about that because I think it's not just RFK.
It also comes down to the fact that there's other people being picked.
So I want to talk about his main cabinet.
So a lot of people were blaming that there's a lot of Jews or Jewish-friendly people being picked.
I don't really think that that's true.
We had a picture here of his expected picks.
I'm going to bring this up.
So Marco Rubio for Secretary of State, Big Justice is the Secretary of Ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.
AJ is the ambassador of Costco, and the Rizlar is the Riz czar.
I don't know if you saw that.
That's a true thing.
You know about that?
Do you know about this?
That's a Jewish family from Boca Matone.
marc lobliner
That is amazing.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, we can take that off the screen.
That fell so flat.
marc lobliner
And it was like, I liked it.
elijah schaffer
Chest of my junior high girlfriend is flat and disappointing.
unidentified
All right.
marc lobliner
My junior high girlfriend actually had big boobs.
elijah schaffer
Really?
marc lobliner
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was great.
elijah schaffer
Well, anyway, all I'll say this is I like to play this.
We can start here by talking about Pete Hegseth, the Department of Defense right here, right?
Talking about who's going to be technically in charge of our foreign militaries.
We'll talk about the good and the bad.
I was kind of disappointed as Mike Cernovich said.
Unfortunately, people are going to realize that Israel is going to have a very big seat at the table this administration.
And I think it was true.
So Pete Hegseth is a host at Fox and Friends, but he's also a well-decorated military veteran, two bronze stars.
He was from Princeton and Harvard, I'm pretty sure, university.
He says a pretty damn good resume.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now, one of the things that I get worried about is that our defense is often used to wage wars on behalf of Israel and not on behalf of the people of the United States because I don't think we're really waging wars on our behalf.
I think we're sort of meddling in foreign affairs for nefarious reasons.
And maybe the only Americans we're fighting for here is the stockholders of the military industrial complex, you know, Harthrop Grumman, Raytheon.
You know, like, I mean, I'm just saying, because I don't know how Americans are benefiting.
I kind of wanted to do a bullshit meter to find out if these people were bought and paid for by APAC.
It turns out they are.
Here's Pete Hegseth.
Let's vote and see whether it concerns us or not, right?
So let's look at a video that this is a trending video of him right now.
Here he is.
unidentified
Anyone that wants to take the stage and talk about dual loyalty is dead wrong.
What this organization represents, what Western civilization represents today, is an understanding that Zionism and Americanism are the front lines of Western civilization and freedom in our world today.
elijah schaffer
Huh?
What do you make of that statement that Zionism and America?
Like what is Zionism?
What is Americanism to you?
And how are they the forefront of Western civilization?
marc lobliner
Well, Zionism, I believe, I've seen so many different definitions.
It is the belief.
One is, is it the belief, and I want clarification from you, that the state of Israel should exist, or is it the belief in a superior state being Israel?
What is the proper definition of Israel?
elijah schaffer
It's an Israel-first mindset.
So if you're a Zionist, it's that you would care more, you care more about Israel than even your own country.
So like you're more like you would go to war for Israel at the expense of your own country.
marc lobliner
Americanism is American first.
elijah schaffer
American America.
So he's in Americanism.
There's an America first.
marc lobliner
What is Americanism?
elijah schaffer
He made that up.
That's just fake stuff.
marc lobliner
So you can't be loyal to, you can't have dual loyalty.
You have to be loyal to one.
elijah schaffer
God was really clear that you can't serve God as money.
marc lobliner
This isn't polygamy.
Right.
You have to choose one.
You're either America first or America last.
elijah schaffer
Right, because policies will only always benefit one party more.
This is not a perfect world where like, even there's no such thing as true allyship either.
Some policy will always benefit one country more than the other.
It'll never be equal, okay?
This is not a poly, you know, yeah, a polygon or whatever they call the those groups now, group sex stuff.
marc lobliner
Paul is amorous.
elijah schaffer
Polyamorous.
There you go.
Polygon is a shape.
And a lot of Americans are a shape, but round, not anything else.
But, you know, I wanted to say this.
You know, so the problem with this is when you wanted me to define this is, I feel like American politics, you know, has this way where they bring someone like this, right?
So here he is.
Here's Pete Hegseth.
He is a boss.
He's a chat, okay?
Good jawline.
You know, I wouldn't know.
marc lobliner
Jacked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's literally a combat veteran with two bronze stars who led a squadron in Baghdad.
He worked on veterans issues ever since he was at Princeton, Harvard graduate.
Badass.
So as a soldier, I have no doubts that he's somehow committed, has levels of testosterone.
I know that they're probably through the roof, and he seems like he's probably an intelligent person in IQ.
But when you asked this question about Zionism, I think that the problem is today is that we're supposed to take our people by the physical value of them, just like the left does.
Like I saw a video of Mike Huckabee playing guitar with electric guitar with somebody.
And I saw a lot of my colleagues, I call my colleagues, I should start calling them contemporaries, but they're colleagues because we technically work in the same industry, you know, sharing this video.
I'm like, he's going to be the ambassador to the UN.
This guy's so cool.
Look, he plays guitar.
And Devin Stack from Blackpilled reshared that and said something of the regard of like, isn't this what the left does?
Like, Mike Huckabee is like a war hawk and not an America first patriot, but he plays guitar in a suit, and that's cool.
It's like the left goes, like, look, but here's Megan thee Stallion, and she's black and twerks.
Like, you should vote for Kamala.
And it's like, maybe that, like, the best way to convince me that this is a good choice for a secretary, I mean, an ambassador to Israel would be an understanding that this person knows Israel's ploys and like they're not compromised by Israel.
If you're going to be an ambassador to a country, you'd like to just know that you're not compromised by the nation, there's no blackmail, that you're not, that you understand the way their intelligence ops work, and that you are somebody who's not, you don't have to hate the country, but that you are shrewdly suspicious and understand the corruption there.
But showing me that Mike Huckabee plays electric guitar with like corners.
Was that corn?
unidentified
Who was that?
elijah schaffer
Did you see that?
Yeah, but like showing me that and then marketing that as why we should be stoked.
I feel like they do that even with this guy.
But he's like, dude, he's a fucking badass bronze star.
marc lobliner
So is it any new Middle East wars under Trump last time?
elijah schaffer
They're technically not.
marc lobliner
So, and also the Abraham Accords, right?
So here's my argument for him.
Liking Israel and being Zionist or whatever you want to call it.
If there's no new wars, but yet they support the state of Israel, is that really a bad thing?
And I want to state for the people saying, shut up, you Jew, because I read the chat.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say this.
I was like, that's my next line.
marc lobliner
I was like, shut up before.
Anybody says anything?
My personal belief is that we should not send one dime to any country, including Israel, until we are 100% out of debt.
And with 35 trillion in debt, that's going to be a long time.
So basically, our lifetimes, we should never set beyond.
We're never going to send money anywhere.
But if someone has a likeness or a fondness for another nation, there's a man who served in the military.
This is a man who truly showed that he loves America.
Is that an automatic disqualifier?
Because he said that.
elijah schaffer
In my opinion, yes.
marc lobliner
It is.
elijah schaffer
Because look at what he said.
marc lobliner
And I respect that.
elijah schaffer
Look what he said here.
And you might disagree with me, but look at what he said here.
unidentified
When I came here, a lot of people asked me, a couple people this morning in a press conference, what can Israel learn from America?
Was asked a couple of times.
And each time I stopped and I said, you need to reverse that question.
The question is, what can America learn from Israel?
elijah schaffer
These kind of like pandering and like elation of a foreign country does disqualify people in my head because I don't really care what your resume is.
I just want to know what you think now.
Because I don't care if people have degrees.
I'm past the point of like, well, I went to Harvard.
Yeah, but are you a fucking idiot?
Like, that's a good question.
marc lobliner
Generally speaking, most of them are.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And these wars weren't like justified wars, right?
Like these were, these were Israeli, you know, blood libel slash American blood libel and control of minerals and oil.
This was not like Baghdad, right?
Do you want Iraq?
He was not an aggressor.
He didn't do anything to us.
I mean, we have the Gulf War, you know, some of the vendettas there for Bush and the Gulf War, but he didn't have the weapons of mass destruction that they claimed.
So meaning like, you know, it's not like you, I do know that a lot of these guys, even that I've met today, these veterans feel like they got duped.
Okay.
And I respect their service, but they said we went there for nothing.
And, or at least we went there for nothing that helps the American people.
marc lobliner
We went there for something.
elijah schaffer
For special interests.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I think that it's a little bit neoconnish to just be like, well, he was a veteran.
And it's like, well, dude, when you're taught, when you're in charge of the defense contract and you're saying, what should we learn from you, Israel?
What do you mean this country of like 7 million people, 9 million people?
Dude, we're the most powerful military in the world.
Fuck you guys.
What do you want to learn from us?
Exactly.
marc lobliner
Homogenous nation.
elijah schaffer
And so, yeah.
And so it's like, it's like, it's like the only thing I'd like to learn from Israel is how to build an ethno-state.
You know what I mean?
How to be racist and put up walls and build an ethnic.
So that's cool.
But other than that, I'm not buying it.
marc lobliner
If I'm not mistaken, Israel, we give them money, they're loans, right?
And do they, and I've theoretically.
So do they pay those back?
elijah schaffer
I don't believe so.
marc lobliner
And do we have trade agreements with them?
Those are things we need to look deeper into, right?
I'm not saying that because I'm a Zionist.
I'm not a Zionist.
I'm an Americanist.
I don't care about anybody but America for the record.
But are we getting things in trade in kindness from Israel?
So we need to look at that.
How good of a partner is like Ukraine is a one-way street.
We send them money.
We get nothing in return, right?
elijah schaffer
We get more war.
marc lobliner
Oh, yeah, we get more war.
Israel, are we getting something in return?
Are we getting a fair trade?
That's something I want to know.
Because if you look at the technology and things that we trade with Israel, maybe they feel that it's worth it to maintain that relationship and the Jewish state because they come out with a lot of cool shit that we use militarily and other ways.
elijah schaffer
The ADL.
marc lobliner
And ways.
elijah schaffer
I use ways.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I do.
marc lobliner
Yeah, I mean, you're a Jew.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I married a Jew.
I'm Jewish.
I have Jewish guests.
marc lobliner
I married an Italian shit.
Yeah.
Look, I've never bought into that whole Israel Zionist.
I didn't even notice.
I had to look up.
Someone called me a Zionist once.
I had to look it up.
I had no idea what it meant.
elijah schaffer
I would consider you to be a Zionist.
marc lobliner
I'm an Americanist.
I've never been to Israel.
My mom came from Israel.
elijah schaffer
I've never considered that.
Really?
marc lobliner
My mom served in the IDF.
Like, my grandfather escaped Australia, for those of you who believe the Holocaust actually happened.
unidentified
So shut it down, nonsense.
marc lobliner
I mean, look, my lineage is that of Jewish, but I've never been there.
You know, I've been in America.
I'm a, I'm just, I'm a guy from LA and now I live in Tennessee, one of the most base states.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I grew up in a very Jewish place.
I mean, LA, I've always, I've always lived around a lot of Jewish people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, and sometimes they call me up and they're like, yo, can you like secretly promote our movie?
And I'm like, dude, yeah, I'm going to do this right now.
And then I get off the call and then I get a direct deposit.
And that's how that's actually how it works.
marc lobliner
I'm glad you got our payment.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, thanks.
Thank you.
There's a lot I can do.
I bought an M3, actually.
marc lobliner
We got deep pockets.
You saw me.
We can also take it away.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm a loyal, but I'm a loyalist.
But I would say this.
You know, I've been around a lot of Jews.
I didn't know about the Jews a lot when I was grouped around them because I was more afraid of the Mexicans and the blacks.
That was always my joke.
I did grow up around a lot of Jews, but I was trying to keep my car from getting stolen by the blacks and my shoes stolen by the Mexicans.
So I grew up with an interesting background, right?
Being in a very multi-ethnic area.
And I was always the minority.
But I think some of more of my issues, you know, what I think of with some of these topics is like, I don't know why we even need to give a shit about the personal feelings of these ethnic cries of this small group of people.
It's like your ethnic problems between Arabs and Jews.
Stop bringing white people into this in our country.
Like, we don't fucking care.
You know, if we want to call you, you gave me the K pass, right?
You said I could say Kai.
marc lobliner
Yeah, you say it today.
Yeah, you said I could have a 24, just kind of like a gym membership pass, day pass.
You got a day pass.
elijah schaffer
The Jew and me already stole it.
So I already, I already, I already, I already illegally wired the pass when no one was on the computer.
But I, no, but I think like with that type of thing, it's like, I more am just concerned, you know, in retrospect about why even should we give a shit about what these people's opinions are.
I think that about trans people, I think that about gay people.
Fuck you.
Look, you exist, but I don't, your opinions don't fucking matter.
White people are the majority.
We started this country.
We didn't invite any of you guys in.
You guys weaseled your way into all these other minorities.
Now you're here, but sit back and why don't you, well, since we've been paying attention to minority desires, the country's been declining.
And when white people were putting themselves first, the country was being built, which is why it was built on racism.
Racists, when we were racist, we built the country.
Same with Australia, same with the UK.
You see in London now?
It's very culturally diverse.
It's not a place you want to go.
And I think that it's ironic that, you know, while people would say in our countries that that's a bad thing for white people to have that strength, I mean, Israel, that's, you know, I've literally watched a rabbi be asked on an interview, like, oh, should we apply?
He was talking about, you know, America being kind to asylum seekers.
He goes, should we, should Israel apply the same policy?
And he's like, uh, no.
And he's like, why?
He's like, because it would be bad for their interests.
He goes, whose interests?
He's like, oh, the Jewish people.
He goes, oh, so the people of the land's interests, it would be bad for them to allow a bunch of people in.
But for the white people of America, you don't see their interests as important.
And that's usually what I find a lot of this mentality is like, I'm more just fucking sick of it.
Where it's like, like when I hear this, I'm going to play this clip.
We disagree.
We might disagree on this a little bit.
When I hear about this, he was saying something that bothered me.
It's like, I don't want to be talking about wars in the Middle East when there's homeless people out on the street.
I don't want to be talking about what bill we should be sending Ukraine when our bridges and roads aren't, we don't even have new infrastructure.
We don't even have a train network.
marc lobliner
What are we disagreeing on, by the way?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
marc lobliner
This next video here is because I'm with you.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm with you.
marc lobliner
Other than the whole America was better when it's racist thing.
Yeah, I mean, it was a different time.
elijah schaffer
No, I mean, it was being built.
They are correct when they say America was built on racism.
It was.
marc lobliner
Yes.
elijah schaffer
When America was racist, it was being built.
And when they stopped being racist, it started falling apart.
I didn't say it's because they stopped being racist, it started falling apart.
But when they did, we can kind of track the civil rights movement to the literal social destruction of our country, degeneracy.
Everything happened around the same time.
When we stopped dividing and we stopped focusing on building and we became about social cohesion, when the focus went from building a nation to correcting social disjunctions, that's what destroyed us.
marc lobliner
So America hasn't gotten better since the 60s?
elijah schaffer
I do not.
I do not think that the quality of life of an individual outside of maybe some technological advancements, but I don't think the general experience of the human is better off than they were.
Like, I don't think they're enjoying life more.
I think they're just human.
marc lobliner
I don't think that's race.
I think that's family.
I think that's the breakdown of the nuclear family and fathers in the household.
I think that's more of a direct correlation.
I don't think that's race related.
elijah schaffer
But that could be also culturally and religiously related, which is also, but it is also race related because other races aren't Christian, right?
marc lobliner
Hold on, hold on.
Well, let's talk about, and by the way, I'm actually exploring being, I don't have a religion.
I've never had a barbaric.
I was born.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I thought you did.
I thought told me you had a barbaric.
marc lobliner
No, I bought you a gift.
Oh, shit.
No, no, I'm actually on the verge of becoming Christian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
marc lobliner
I love, look, man, I love Christianity.
I'm not, I've been agnostic my whole life trying to find a calling.
And two weeks ago, I had that calling.
It was a beautiful experience.
So I just want to say that if you look at what happened to the black community, can you tell me why in the 1960s, 77% of black households had a father in the household?
And right now, in the inner city community, in the inner city black community, only 20% do.
That's the direct correlation with crime.
It's the breakdown of the nuclear family.
You can see the same linear correlation with all races.
You take the father out of the family.
You break down the nuclear family.
By the way, in BLM's original plan, what was it?
What was number two?
The destruction of the nuclear family.
elijah schaffer
That was very suspicious, huh?
marc lobliner
That was when they lost me.
Because at first, I see it.
Just looking at it like briefly, look, Black Lives Matter.
I think that's cool.
Yeah, they should matter.
Cool.
Then I'm like, wait a second, the nuclear family.
What are you trying to do here?
So I think about things nuanced.
The reason I don't have a religion is because I wanted to go through life and experience things and meet people and talk to people.
Living in Tennessee is a beautiful experience.
Prayer in the community, the Christian community is one of the most beautiful things.
And if you don't live in a community like I do, you're missing out on the spiritual awakening you have being around people who truly believe in a higher power, that you're on this earth for something much greater than just yourself, that you're on this work, that you're on this thirst for something greater, that you're not the highest power, that there is something above you, there's something greater.
And that's the most beautiful thing you could find.
And I truly think the Christians grasp that more than any other religion.
I truly love and respect Christianity.
And again, I identify more on the Christian side than I do the Jewish side at this point in my life.
But it took me 44 years to get there.
I know you're thinking to yourself, Mark, you can't be a day over 32.
elijah schaffer
I was thinking younger.
marc lobliner
I turned 44 next Friday, man, by the way.
elijah schaffer
So that's crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
marc lobliner
So it's look.
elijah schaffer
At 45, they reattached the foreskins.
So he's going to.
marc lobliner
I've been saving it all these years.
Hopefully I didn't outgrow it.
I didn't.
Unfortunately, I didn't.
It's the same size.
No, but here's the thing.
Look at correlation, causation.
And look, Judaism is a, it's a weird thing where you can take a 23 in me and you show up Jewish.
You know, it's really weird.
Ashkenazi Jew.
I'm 42.3%.
And, but you can't take a 23 in me and be Catholic.
It's the weirdest fucking thing where you have a thing that is a race, but it's also a religion.
There's a lot of different theories about that.
But look, I was born.
Like I didn't have a checkbox.
Do you want to be black?
Do you want to be white?
Do you want to be Jewish?
I was born and throughout life I learned and I'm still evolving and we're all evolving.
You're still on your spiritual journey.
We go through our spiritual journeys throughout our life.
So like Judaism, look, there is a race of people Jewish, but that doesn't mean that we all like subscribe to the same thought processes.
That doesn't mean that we subscribe to the same theories or the same worldview.
Just like there's Christians who have different worldviews, we have different worldviews.
And it takes a long time to figure that out for some people, especially those of us who have a science mind and we question everything.
Faith is hard when you think along the lines of the scientific process.
There's a reason why it's called faith.
It's really the belief in the unprovable.
That's the beautiful thing about it.
But sometimes it takes longer to figure it out, to figure out God and figure out the universe and what's going on around us.
elijah schaffer
I can get with that.
I genuinely can because, you know, one of the things that I think sometimes is a bit interesting when you work online is that you see that there's people who clearly are perpetually online, meaning they don't, like, like I noticed that a lot of people were telling people to not vote for Trump on the right.
And I noticed they were all unmarried and didn't have kids.
marc lobliner
Nick Fuentes.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but he's not married, doesn't have kids.
marc lobliner
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
And I liked Nick.
But I like Nick.
And I noticed that, you know, we disagreed on that.
We disagreed pretty firmly on that issue.
We did.
And we agree on a lot, but no friends of mine do I feel like I need to agree with them on everything.
I'm not much of a follower.
marc lobliner
No.
elijah schaffer
And I, and I, but I did notice, I had, I had quite a few friends who had that same idea.
And I saw only two camps of people.
I saw fundamental Protestants like Ben Zysloff, Lily Rose, and then I saw like young Zumer Catholics like Nick Fuentes, right?
They're both very religious and they were for different reasons.
So Ben and Lily were saying because Trump was not going to do a national abortion ban, then they weren't going to give him their vote.
Right.
And I told Dick that I, I mean, he was right.
I even said, I go, he's right about the Israel stuff.
I mean, the Edelson money, like these cabinet pics being pro-Israel is not a surprise.
I never told anyone if vote for Trump because he's not going to be a very pro-Jewish president.
In fact, I think the joke was on the Gateway Pundit because it's a different show.
And obviously, I have to be a little bit different in the way I present information.
I always joke about it.
I go, you know what, guys?
Everyone's saying that Trump is a Nazi.
In fact, he may be the most pro-Jewish president in all of history.
marc lobliner
He's most pro-Jewish Nazi.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, it's the joke because it's like, I may, you know, whether I like that, I don't like that.
But, but I'm, but I mean, being honest with the audience, yeah.
But I also realized like for me, it was so much, there was other issues involved, meaning like, look, I put up a picture of the cabinet of, you know, all these gay people, the gay sex inside the Capitol.
Like, what was that?
Remember the butt fucking?
marc lobliner
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The video, the porn video?
marc lobliner
I was watching it.
elijah schaffer
You sent it to me.
Yeah.
marc lobliner
You watched it a lot.
elijah schaffer
No, but then the trans person flashing on the White House.
marc lobliner
By the way, those were great tranny tips.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you, you are Jewish.
unidentified
Get out of here.
elijah schaffer
No, but I, but.
marc lobliner
Come on, weren't those great tranny boobs?
elijah schaffer
You're not trapping me.
You're not trapping me here.
No, but I meant like, I meant like, you know, and then you had the, you had the Jen Saki with like that gay guy with the with the nails and doing the gay influence.
marc lobliner
That was weird.
That was weird.
elijah schaffer
There was a lot of that.
Then you had the non-binary luggage thief, you know, with the bald head.
What about the transgender like generals or like colonels all in their skirts taking the pictures in Biden's office?
Okay, so there's like some fucked up shit going on.
marc lobliner
It was really demonic and weird.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was really dark.
It was a dark season.
And so for me, I looked at the picture of it all.
And, you know, I like Ben Zeysloft a lot.
People may not know who he is, but he's like pretty, pretty, pretty popular in the Christian movement.
I respect what Lily Rose does for abortion.
And I think that, you know, Nick does a lot to really expose a lot of the Zionist occupation of the United States government.
And I think they all do a good job in their own right.
But I just disagreed with them on this issue because I don't, like I said, I don't follow people.
But one of the main reasons why is I was going, you know, I brought up to certain people who were like, oh, I was like, what about ending the Ukraine war?
What about ending, they're going to create a censorship bureau and they're going to try to bust up X. They're going to completely clamp down on, I already see what they're pushing through in Australia with the new misinformation, disinformation bill that, by the way, was co-written by a CIA operative.
The czar that's in charge of that was from the CIA.
She's an American from the CIA that now helped create the bill.
And it's like, people don't know.
They don't follow global politics.
They're just looking at their one issue.
So to some people, it's just Jews.
To some people, it's just abortion.
And you know what?
I understand because those issues are obviously very important.
And I'm not going to tell them to stop caring as much as they do.
But what I do think is when I see pics like, you know, the health and human services being RFK and being able to go after these cartels, you know, it sucks that I can't find a doctor because some doctors could report us to CPS because we won't vaccinate our kids.
I also, when I was going to say, we'll talk about the next, the next hit, Matt Gaetz.
You know, Trump said he's going to pardon J6 defendants.
And then nothing happens, right?
So he gets nominated.
Nothing happens.
And guess what?
The moment he announces that Matt Gates is going to run for Attorney General, do you know what the judges just did today?
marc lobliner
No.
elijah schaffer
They halted all prosecutions for January 6th in the meantime and are pending all trials until they have a new attorney general.
Because when he nominated Matt Gates, they went, we might as well not use resources.
You can read the exact preliminary writings from the court.
We're not going to prosecute anyone in the meantime.
So there's like about 400 people in prison for nonviolent crimes, particularly 353, I think, for Statute 1512, C2, which, of course, is this idea of obstruction.
And so when I'm thinking about things, I mean, obviously, I'm still under investigation from the FBI for wiretapping, and they're trying to still get me on that.
I still potentially am under, I'm under open investigation and potential prosecution.
I think of the amount of friends that we have, the friends of the show, people that are on here regularly, someone I know that might be going to jail right now that was just here on the election stream.
I think about these issues.
What I'm at perpetually online, it's like, I know people who might be going to jail, and I know that, look, whether you like Trump or Kamala, Kamala's married to a fucking Jew, okay?
marc lobliner
And like, do you think she was gonna be a Jew who slaps women?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which I mean, he's the coolest thing about it.
marc lobliner
Those kind of cancel out, right?
Like the Jew, the slapping women.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what I'm doing with this?
It's like, you look, the ultimatum, it's like you, I understand that the Democrat base was more anti-Israel, but the establishment is just, it's like they're neocon war hawks.
The neocons switched to Democrat.
I watched all the neocons, Cheney, everyone, switch to them.
You wouldn't get the same wars.
marc lobliner
How are you going to run a candidate in the Democrat Party and Dick Cheney's a good endorsement?
Who would have, in my, all my life, I would have never guessed the Democrats would be like, we got Dick Cheney.
It's like, that is not the win you think it is.
That's like being endorsed by Hitler.
elijah schaffer
It's like being excited you got chlamydia.
Dude, the test was positive.
And it's like, dude, when I said bring more positivity into your life, and that's not what I meant.
marc lobliner
Chlamydia is a weak one.
You got to go to a stronger ST like the herps.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, that, but, but, but this is what I mean about not understanding things.
I saw the ultimatum on the door.
No matter what you chose, you were going to get a pro-Jewish administration.
In fact, the only person who was kind of like kind of actually standing up to Israel was Biden, unironically.
He was kind of the only one that was standing up.
Kamala literally disinvited the Palestinians from the DNC and had the Jewish hostage families come up instead.
Don't give me your shit that things would have been different with Israel under her.
But what I did see is, look, there were some losing topics for me.
One of them was Israel bullying our politicians.
That was a losing topic on either side.
I'm willing to accept that.
marc lobliner
So how does Israel, a small country of 9 million people, bully the largest, most powerful country in the world?
elijah schaffer
I'll play a video for you.
marc lobliner
Yeah, let's do it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let me go here.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Marco Rubio, Secretary of State.
Yeah, we didn't.
Marco Rubio, Secretary of State.
Here, let me see if I can bring it.
Here we go.
So, yeah.
So this is the biggest shill for Israel.
And here's what Marco Rubio said famously at the APAC conference.
unidentified
Made that kind of bipartisan agreement so possible.
Brian, I always used to joke, we couldn't get 100 senators to honor Santa Claus, but we got 100 people on board on Israel.
And look, it's a testament to the work of this organization.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so they actually famously say that there's no other legislation that they can get unanimous agreement on in Congress than it comes to a bill that's supporting Israel.
I'm not joking.
marc lobliner
You always got bipartisan shit when there's bipartisan bills.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
marc lobliner
That's when you know shit's bad.
elijah schaffer
That's what you say.
unidentified
What do you mean?
elijah schaffer
How do I know they're bullying them?
I'm saying it's a combination of blackmail and financial investment.
Just because someone didn't take money from them doesn't mean they're not blackmailed.
marc lobliner
And I think what are they blackmailing?
elijah schaffer
Do you know about the Oxford blackmail with like you know the alleged against Vivek Ramaswamy, Jordan Peterson and stuff, some of these.
So look, I'm not going to go deep into this because I could get myself into very big trouble.
You can go look this up.
And again, I'm not into accusations, but I do know something is, there's a lot of truth to this.
And let's just exclude those names.
Let me backpedal.
Let's exclude the names of anybody that I just said.
And because I don't want to get in the accusations game.
I just, these are very prominent, well-understood things in the political world that at a time a while ago with the current generation of leaders going in and their older counterparts at some of these top universities, the way that Mossad works and some of the CIA, and there's other actually special families that work in this too.
They're not just intelligence agencies.
There's these secret societies, you know, like Skull and Bones or whatever that happens at these societies.
People join.
And a lot of this stuff ends up being early life blackmail rings.
So this is before they get famous.
What they do is they target, they get smart kids to join societies or join fraternities and to join things.
And they intentionally blackmail them when they're young.
So, you know, a guy's 19, a lot of them, they get him to do gay stuff.
There was like a, this is the gay one at Oxford, and they film them doing gay stuff before they're politicians, before they're anything.
But they see where do young leaders come from?
And they basically play the gambling game where they just blackmail maybe 20,000 people or they get potential blackmailing 20,000 people knowing at least 30 of them will probably from Oxford will at least get into positions of power from Harvard, from Princeton.
And they essentially end up blackmailing a majority of the students in some way or figuring out a compromise or they buy out their parents and they figure out business deals and they sort of create this hegemony from these power schools to make sure they have control over individuals and they blackmail them when they're young and they don't even remember.
They don't remember sucking a dick or something like that and they have an idea.
marc lobliner
They do not remember sucking a dick.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying they don't say we're drunk.
They were drunk or drugged or whatever.
marc lobliner
Yeah, gotcha.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right.
So, so I'm saying this is the Oxford problem.
Now, this is well, this has been well unmasked, the Oxford blackmail ring, which is like, yeah, which has now turned into some weird gay transgender cult in Oxford.
But during the time of these guys, it's consistently been understood that, you know, there's a lot of, there's been a lot of very reliable sources talking, like there was a guy who was essentially in this, okay?
So let me explain this to you.
There's a guy that was in this that they thought he was gay because he was actually a really disciplined guy and he kept turning down women, right?
So they kept throwing women at him to compromise him and to get him these situations that he kept turning them down.
So they figured he wasn't principled.
He was just a homosexual.
Like this is the time when people weren't openly gay.
So he somehow got invited sort of into the circle with several very prominent people.
And this guy's a Republican, by the way, who's like pretty based and very cool.
He's kept his same story over the years.
But essentially ended up with some of the most prominent people in the sort of intercollegiate like sex ring where they would like, it was a gay sex, like blackmail thing.
And a lot of these guys were into gay stuff.
Now, obviously, one of the people that was rumored to be around that was JD Vance, right?
And that was one, he's prominent enough that I can say this.
And there's been a lot of, a lot of reports out that like they tried to blackmail him with that early on.
Because I don't know if you know, but there was that whole recent gay scandal with him where that guy was accusing that they used to hook up or whatever.
marc lobliner
I haven't seen that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
So there's a lot of this stuff.
I don't know if any of it's true.
I don't really spend my time on the show going down those details.
Leave that to Candace Owens or someone else who likes to investigate, you know, whether someone's trans.
We don't do that here.
However, what I want to say is I'm saying, how do they bully people?
Well, it's not just once they're senators.
You know, you can also find mayors and they know when people are potentially going to be great.
And they know that great men often are full of risk.
And oftentimes, men that are pushed into power and given money aren't raised in that.
And so, especially the ones that don't come from old money or class, they can get them into tied up into things that they are outside of their control.
And before you know it, you're fucking a 15-year-old girl and you don't even know it.
And it's like, well, dude, you fucked a 15-year-old, which hasn't happened to at least one member of Congress, right?
Like, but I won't go into that, but like, that's pretty well understood.
And they've been using, they tried to take them out, you know, now they're fine.
But I mean, it was like a blackmail thing with a minor.
And so they do these things.
And this is 100% Massad.
Monica Lewinsky was a Massad thing with trying to manipulate Bill Clinton to release that one prisoner that they wanted.
And then they wouldn't.
So then they set him up sexually.
marc lobliner
I mean, Lewinsky was massage?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was a whole thing about, then they said they were going to go public with it.
And then he still didn't fucking budge.
So then they went public and it almost made him lose his.
He almost, he almost, they almost successfully got our president kicked out for not capitulating.
Yeah, but I'm saying like that was Massad.
So it's the same thing.
You're sure about that.
Yeah.
You can, this is well recorded.
You can look this up.
I'm not joking.
Go look at Ian Carroll's breakdown.
He shares every book, everything that's going on.
This was a Mossad blackmail ring thing that went on.
So they can basically almost remove a president and through their sex blackmail.
I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know a lot of people.
marc lobliner
Can any of those guys just not commit adultery?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying it's not all adultery.
A lot of it's gay shit.
Like Lindsey Graham, right?
He's a homosexual.
marc lobliner
But he's gay.
unidentified
But he isn't.
elijah schaffer
He's afraid to admit it.
marc lobliner
I'm not going to, like, let's say I get into politics.
I've never had sex with a dude and I wouldn't have sex with a dude.
And I'm married.
So I'm not understanding how that worked for everybody.
Is every politician, every dude like that?
elijah schaffer
Well, the government is my gay sex tapes.
You can sign up for them actually right now.
marc lobliner
We're going to raise money onlyfans.com.
elijah schaffer
$4.99.
Someone's like, Elijah's never had sex.
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I wanted to, so speaking of that, with Marco Rubio and all this stuff, I wanted to continue our conversation on this because one of the things about Trump's cabinet pics that are interesting to me, we're talking about bullying, you know, this idea of the sex blackmail.
So do you ever follow this train here, APAC Tracker?
Do you know about this account?
marc lobliner
I do not.
elijah schaffer
This is a really good thing.
marc lobliner
Oh, you agree?
No, no, I'm pretty sure I do.
I'm pretty sure I do.
By the way, I do not support Massad or Israel.
I support America.
elijah schaffer
No, you should say you do.
We're going to get ourselves in trouble.
marc lobliner
Well, no, I don't care.
I like America.
If I'm going to get taken out, I'm going to get taken out.
If Mossad takes me out, circle of life.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Don't forget, guys, you can sit in super chats as well.
alex jones
We're going to read them.
elijah schaffer
We have a few in already.
We'll read them in a bit.
So we're going to go through your super chats.
But here, it's APAC Tracker, right?
So you have Elise Stefanik has gotten a million dollars.
And reminding you guys, these are just directly from one pack.
These are not dinners and gifts.
And these are not, you know, advice and free pack consultations.
unidentified
And this is just like straight cash.
marc lobliner
It's her campaign, though, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but as I said, that's not all the private stuff they've given her.
That's what I'm trying to say.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And it's not the individual donations that they can raise.
marc lobliner
How do I get in on this money train, bro?
elijah schaffer
You're genetically halfway there.
So we're all good to go.
We also have Marco Rubio.
I'm jealous.
$1 million.
You have Lee Zeldon, $916,000.
marc lobliner
What's his name's Zeldon?
elijah schaffer
Lee Zeldon is, yeah, here it is.
He's part of the EPA.
You get Michael Waltz, $250,000 as his national security advisor.
Rick Scott, $606,000.
Christy Noam, she's also the one who created the, we'll talk about her.
I don't want to get to that right now.
And it goes on and on.
Now, you take that off the screen here for a second.
But I want to talk about a couple of the other cabinet picks because we're talking about the blackmail.
Let's talk about, let's talk about Marco Rubio a little bit more.
Marco Rubio shills for Israel like nobody else.
I don't have anyone else on here that's like as much of like an open, just like clearly that he's got blackmail on this guy.
Watch this clip and then I want to play you a couple clips from Rand Paul and Ron Paul.
Do you like those guys?
marc lobliner
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so they don't like Marco.
They've been putting out videos the last 24 hours being like, don't fucking vote for this guy.
This guy's bad shit.
marc lobliner
Well, Ron Paul is the guy.
He's him.
elijah schaffer
We have a video of him telling us, do not trust this motherfucker.
But listen, look at this when Marco Rubio is asking a basic question about dead kids.
unidentified
Senator Rubio, will you call for the money?
No, I'm not.
On the contrary.
Are you filming it?
I want you guys to get this.
I want them to destroy every element of Hamas they can get their hands on.
These people are vicious animals who did horrifying crimes.
And I hope you guys post that because they're not going to be able to get away from the money.
And what about the civilians that are being killed every day?
Hamas stopped hiding behind civilians, putting civilians in the way.
Hamas knew that this was going to lead to this.
So Hamas has stopped building their military installations underneath hospital.
So you don't care that 15,000 have died.
You don't care about the babies that are being terrible.
I think it's terrible.
And I think Hamas is 100% to blame.
That's what I think.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's got a script.
Well, that's my opinion.
Like, that's like, he's got special interests there.
I feel like he's not like, dude, they're building installations under hospitals.
marc lobliner
Hamas.
They do.
elijah schaffer
No, Israel built those tunnels under that hospital.
Israel started Hamas.
You do know that.
marc lobliner
Israel started Hamas.
Netanyahu boasted about it.
So they started it as resistance to Arafat.
elijah schaffer
The PLA or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
marc lobliner
So it was an Arafat thing.
Well, just like, but that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
That's how we started ISIS.
marc lobliner
We started.
Yeah, we literally started the Taliban.
elijah schaffer
I mean, we armed them too.
marc lobliner
Yeah, again.
elijah schaffer
We rearmed them.
marc lobliner
And we rearmed it.
elijah schaffer
We've pre-armed them and re-armed them.
marc lobliner
Look, however it started, whatever.
Hamas isn't good.
What Israel is doing right now probably isn't the best move, period.
But, you know, Rubio is basically saying he wants to, you know, destroy Hamas.
So what would be the perfect way to end this?
A two-stage solution?
What would you do?
elijah schaffer
Well, I had a guest on last show who said we should airlift all the Jews and give them Mexico and then go back and glass the Middle East and kill all the Arabs.
He's a Jew.
That's what was his opinion last time.
That was crazy.
Mike's laughing.
That's what he said.
I was like, that's crazy.
marc lobliner
He thought that out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He wanted to give them a better land with like with big booty women.
marc lobliner
I'm okay with it.
So are all Jews eligible for this travel plan for big booty Mexicans?
elijah schaffer
Well, they already have a Jewish president.
marc lobliner
You're right.
elijah schaffer
So they've already started.
marc lobliner
It's a little bit wacky, isn't it?
elijah schaffer
That's weird.
Imagine if there was like a Mexican president of Israel.
It'd be very weird, right?
Like, oh, by the way, we elected a Mexican woman.
marc lobliner
Do you believe the Mexicans fell for that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
marc lobliner
Hey, essays.
elijah schaffer
The chat is really, of course, giving some very developed suggestions, like nuke Israel.
You know?
So that's a remarkable.
marc lobliner
If you nuke Israel, you're kind of going to mess up the Palestinians, too.
elijah schaffer
You're probably going to radiate Europe.
So I don't know how the wind patterns work.
marc lobliner
I don't know if that's the best idea.
elijah schaffer
Someone said the final solution.
marc lobliner
The chat's wild, bro.
You have the most friggin.
unidentified
Someone said Jews, poos, and dindus got to goohoo.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're not going to read chat anymore.
Remind me not to read chat when I have a Jewish guest on the show.
No, but I would say there will be no solution.
So unlike people who have the solution, I do not believe we will find one.
And I believe that the end of the world will come before there will be peace in Jerusalem.
marc lobliner
There will never be peace in the Middle East.
elijah schaffer
I do not believe it's possible.
marc lobliner
No, they have to be afraid of the people.
elijah schaffer
Because there's spiritual animosity between the Arabs and the Jews.
I think that it is an Abrahamic issue that goes back for a long time.
However, I wish we would stop encouraging and funding Israel so that they can stay debt-free while we're trillions of dollars in debt.
I don't think we should give a single dollar to another country.
Yeah, I know.
So they got as many COVID shots as they had want to.
marc lobliner
98% were vaccinated, I believe.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Elijah regularly scans the chat.
Read the chat the entire show.
I intentionally just don't acknowledge it sometimes because I'm like, okay, like we'll be talking about like Marco Rubio and it'll be like nuke the Jews.
marc lobliner
And you're like, so I mean, if you see, if you're one of the guys in your chat and you see Israel getting all these COVID vaccines, you got to be really happy, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but COVID didn't even affect them.
You found that out COVID killed the least amount of Jewish people.
There was something genetically different that they were able to.
It was gold coins.
They clipped the ends of coins and injected the silver.
marc lobliner
It's the Zophar, man.
elijah schaffer
It's the Clotio silver.
No, I was going to say, so I wanted to, so I don't have a solution.
I honestly don't.
However, you like Ron Paul.
Ron Paul just launched this video about warning us about Marco Rubio.
Check this out.
ron paul
Concerned about this announcement that at least somebody's quoting somebody like Trump and saying Trump said this and Trump's plans to do this.
And that has to do with Rubio.
You know, Rubio, he's one of those that's not on our favorite list.
No.
And that means that he could become Secretary of State.
And I don't think that would be good for the country.
No.
unidentified
Or the world.
ron paul
There's two different kinds of people in the world the way I see it.
When I want to simplify it, there are the authoritarians and there are the people who want to follow voluntarism and peaceful means.
And I would put him into the category of authoritarianism because he's expressed himself.
And his authoritarianism doesn't mean that he beats up on people.
That's a personal thing.
But authoritarians in politics is much, much more deadly.
They have more power and they can do things.
They can change the world.
They can, especially in the Secretary of State, they can set the stage for a conflict that becomes very real and very dangerous.
I think the non-intervention is obviously the way to go.
But right now, I would say that Rubio, as Secretary of State, would be taking a step in a direction that we would not be pleased with.
unidentified
Yeah, and I mean, as positive, as we felt yesterday, we were talking about some rumors about Vivik Ramaswamy.
And although he's not exactly in our camp, he's more of a realistically minded person who we thought would look at the world pretty objectively and a very smart guy, objectively true, very smart guy.
Well, it kind of went downhill, downhill.
And I went home, and not only Rubio is bad news, Dr. Paul.
I don't want to make it even sound worse, but Mike Waltz as National Security Advisor, an absolute disaster.
And Elaine Stefanik, although she won't necessarily be in a policymaking role, she'll be enormously high-profile as U.S. ambassador to the U.N.
And ironically, because we cheered when Trump said, I will not have Pompeo or Nikki Haley in my administration.
She literally is Nikki Haley.
She's a younger version of Nikki Haley, in terms of policy.
So very crestfallen on our part.
As you say, our fingers are right now so crossed, I think we need a splint on them, hoping that we'll at least get one.
elijah schaffer
That wasn't very encouraging.
No.
That wasn't very inspiring.
But I feel like that was a very Christian way of saying shit's fucked, you know, no matter what.
Meaning, like, there's always going to be problems when it comes to those positions.
Now, again, we talk about the good first because I didn't want us to be a black pell episode.
But I think we're going to, the next segment is going to be a bit discouraging.
We have quite a bit of content of recovery of all these choices.
And I look, like you said with Rubio, it's like, you know, this guy might be like a Christian guy in kind, but he'll set the stage for a conflict in Ukraine that's very real and kills half a million people.
They're more deadly.
You know, maybe I'd rather have a president who grabs you by the pussy, but at least brings peace to the world.
You know, I never had my pussy grabbed.
So maybe I'd like it.
But I mean that genuinely.
It's like, yeah, what are we more concerned about?
Trump grab like his comments or the fact that there was peace when he was in power.
And I want to ask the question: why is Trump putting these warhawks?
Is it to please Adelson?
Or is it a, as we talked about earlier, is it a sort of a bargaining chip with maybe the senatorial establishment?
Like, okay, well, I'll give you a couple people if you agree to confirm my couple people.
Like, does Trump not have ultimate sway?
Because you got to whip votes, you know?
marc lobliner
I think that's what it was.
I think he had to give them a Rubio and a couple others to get Gates and the people we really want in there and Tulsi and RFK.
So he made some deals.
He's not going to get everybody he wants.
There's still going to be some politicking going on.
Trump isn't God right now.
In this system, he has to still win over majority votes.
They'll kill him.
He has to get him confirmed.
So I think it's a fair compromise.
And at the end of the day, we can't wage war.
The Secretary of State can't wage war.
That's up to the president.
Well, it should be up to Congress, but we haven't.
How long has it been since we actually declared a war?
Like, wasn't it like World War II?
elijah schaffer
I think we've declared war in Vietnam, I think.
marc lobliner
Okay, so it's been years, decades.
Yet we've been in a war since I've been born.
We've been in a war forever.
We've been in a forever war.
elijah schaffer
And every proxy war is our war.
I mean, in South America, Central America, I mean, they're all our wars.
marc lobliner
So as long as Trump's, again, all we can go by is what he did before on war.
He's not a pro-war guy.
So look at it this way.
He gets Rubio in there.
It also gives the other countries an idea like maybe we should get in line or this guy's going to bomb the shit out of us.
I'm just looking at the bright side.
I'm being an optimist.
I don't like Rubio at all.
elijah schaffer
Me neither.
And Chris, so Christy Noam is interesting because Christy Noam has an interesting track record.
You know, people are more concerned about her shooting her dog.
I'm going to tell everyone, you know, there's a lot of occasions where I think everyone's being a fucking crybaby bitch.
I'm sorry.
I have family that are farmers and stuff like that.
When a dog's rabid and stuff, they do kill their dogs.
They coal their chickens.
You know, they're not a fucking city soft bitch who, you know, their dog, they think of their dog more highly than they ought to.
You know, I guess I'm a little bit of a sadistic, you know, insane person because I always tell people I used to experiment on animals, right?
It looks crazy, but I sort of like have a disconnect because I, you know, had to kill animals for research, you know?
So it's unfortunate.
I, that's what I had to do.
So I had to end animals' lives, you know, to get them out of pain and stuff.
So it's an unfortunate thing.
It's a real thing.
Thank scientists for the products you use and the research you have.
Cancer research.
We're doing limb regeneration.
We weren't just developing like products, but we were trying to help with tissue regrowth to save lives.
And a lot of animals die in the process.
I'm being honest.
A lot of animals, like in every university and everywhere you go, there's a lot of animals dying everywhere.
And unfortunately, unlike people in the world that, you know, get offended by movie trailers and cry about dogs dying.
I have family who, you know, again, who have farms.
And it is very normal to have a pet.
And then if it's running off, if it's killing the chickens or something, the dog just gets put down.
And that's just the way of life for these people.
They live like this.
And so when she talked about the dog thing, personally, I think it was just the show how fucking stupid everybody is.
Because I love dogs.
I loved my dog.
And I think everybody knows dogs don't deserve abuse.
And I'm not into abusing animals.
But I always find it funny in politics that people get mad about that.
But then someone says that they want to kill babies up into nine months.
And people just go, well, you know, that's a complicated answer.
It's so weird.
Yeah, I'm saying like the out the outrage is never balanced.
And so I don't take these people seriously.
I don't take the outrage mob very seriously in general.
They're always, they're mad about the wrong things with too much anger.
And so like the dog thing, I don't know what you thought about that, but I feel like that was just a kind of retarded.
marc lobliner
Well, I think we're disconnected from how half the country, like, you know, the gun right, the gun rights, the people who don't want to take away guns, right?
Like they don't realize like in certain areas, you need those for wild boars and things that might attack you.
We can't just get rid of guns, like the anti-gun people.
There's so many nuances to different parts of the country.
That's why we have the electoral college because we can't have city slickers telling everybody how to live in the country.
That's why we have what we have.
That's what we have the system we have.
So the dog thing for me was like, all right, I wouldn't shoot my dog, but I also don't live that kind of life.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I wouldn't either.
marc lobliner
I don't have a farm.
I have a nice yard, you know, but I don't have a farm.
elijah schaffer
You don't know, you're not managing like animals that run off, kill other animals.
And like, you know, sometimes when dogs won't listen, again, they end up killing a lot of chickens, which is a food source.
And you choose between, you know, having a recreational animal or, you know, being able to feed your kids and stuff.
There's a lot of complicated things.
And I feel like when people get mad about those things, it's the perfect example of like ex-outrage culture where just people just like get mad about dumb shit.
Everyone's like, I love my dog.
It reminded me of the situations where like, you know, people out there are, what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah, people get like so weird.
You say, you know, women overall trend and vote, you know, in ways that are destroying the country.
And then a woman always goes, well, I don't vote that way.
And you go, well, that's not what I said.
I did not say all women vote in ways that are destroying the country.
I said they trend that way.
And if they all did, then I would have spoken differently.
But you're a fucking retard, and that's why you shouldn't be voting.
Just kidding, because you don't understand what I'm saying.
With the dog thing, too.
I remember I came out in defense of her.
I was like, look, we don't know what the situation was.
And obviously, you guys are retarded because I have a lot of family that live rural and stuff.
And this is very commonplace.
This kind of shit is actually really commonplace.
You get dogs, someone gives you a dog, or they have a litter.
You don't live in a fucking New York street.
No one wants your fucking dogs.
They don't want your puppies.
This shit happens.
What?
So give it to the pound so they can kill it.
Like, you guys are fucking retarded.
Like, everyone just needs to stop.
I'm being so serious.
I am at the point where, like, I just don't have a tolerance.
I don't get upset about these things.
You know, what I get upset about is like they're like, you can legally kill babies, you know, and that they just tried to legalize up to nine months in Florida here.
They just tried to legalize it.
Amendment four.
They're still trying to kill fully viable born babies.
And I fucking hate that.
I want to kill people who want to kill babies.
So that's what makes me angry.
And I feel like with her, it's like, you know what makes me more angry that she pushed anti-Semitism laws, IRHA, in her state and banned the First Amendment.
marc lobliner
That's an anti-Semitism law.
Like, what is that?
Because you can't say mean things about Jews.
elijah schaffer
All right, I can tell you, here we go.
marc lobliner
That's retarded.
elijah schaffer
Here's what she said.
larry kudlow
I know in South Dakota, you've got a bill.
I think it's a new bill combating anti-Semitism or reaffirming old bills.
Could you just tell us a little bit about that?
Because it's such an important issue.
kristi noem
Well, this is a bill that defines what anti-Semitism is.
And it has examples that we put in statute that will be used as model legislation in every other state to make sure we're defining what a hate crime is and that we can prosecute those who engage in it.
It really is the strongest language in this country to push back on some of what we've seen for hatred being spread across this country since the October 7th attacks.
So I was devastated to see some folks in this country be uneducated and some maybe purposefully stand with pro-Hamas and attack our allies, Israel, and our brothers and sisters in the Jewish community.
So this bill we signed into law today in the rotunda of our capital, we had hundreds and hundreds of people there.
It was amazing to see the unity and the support.
We have one of the smallest Jewish communities in the entire country, but we dearly love them and stand with our allies and are proud to sign this bill that I believe many, many, many other states are going to use because it gives them strong language that we can win in court and prosecute those who engage in hate crimes.
larry kudlow
Congratulations on that.
We agree.
elijah schaffer
What the fuck is a hate crime?
marc lobliner
Anybody who uses the term hate speech immediately loses me.
elijah schaffer
Hate crime too.
marc lobliner
Hate crime, hate speech.
At the end of the day, free speech is free speech.
You can't have free speech and hate speech.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter if I murdered you because you were black or because I murdered you if I didn't like what you said.
marc lobliner
It just doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, murder.
marc lobliner
It's just a murder.
It's a bad thing to do.
Look, there's nothing worse than this virtue signaling.
And yet, she has the smallest Jewish community.
So, why is it a fucking deal?
elijah schaffer
Like, you on TV talking about the smallest community in your country?
Jews need to grow.
marc lobliner
Jews need a grow fucking set.
Someone comes up to you, calls you a dirty Jew, whatever the fuck your chat's talking about right now about me.
That's fine.
That's your right to call me that.
That is your right.
That is fine.
You should be able to call me whatever you want.
Now, you might get punched in the face, but that's then I'm at fault because I just assaulted you.
So, again, you can't have free speech and hate speech at the same time.
You just can't.
elijah schaffer
Well, and the thing about the RAJ, so obviously my producer, Mike Mendoza, he got his show, the Mike, what is it called again?
I think, oh, wait, hold up.
unidentified
What was it?
michael mendoza
It's the Mike Mendoza Report on the Mike Mendoza Report.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
So the Mike Mendoza Report.
one of the reasons why um that was such an important uh situation was was mike actually um he started this company for a chapstick right and uh one of the problems were that a lot of a lot of people yeah Okay, sorry.
michael mendoza
For the last time, it was lip gloss.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
That's straight.
elijah schaffer
So by the way, apparently, so he, this Mike uses this on his lips.
And then some guy hates him was like, wrote publicly, he's like, and then you know, and Mike, he uses lip gloss.
It's like, just like tallow, like to keep your lips from getting chapped anyway.
So we let it stick.
But then it's gotten to Mike wears makeup.
So that's always stuck too.
But no, like, like I was going to say, Mike, Mike ended up realizing that other than wearing makeup as a man, he realized that the only thing that bothered him more was people being rude to Jews.
You know, like, you know, like, it's crazy because when you walk through New York, I thought people were assholes to everybody.
But when he realized that the only people who deserve to not be treated poorly are Jews, I grew up in LA.
I thought everybody was a dick to everybody.
I thought that was like part of being in L.A.'s a fucking asshole.
But if you do it to a Jew, you better watch out because the bagel isn't going to be the only thing with a hole through it.
You know, like, I don't know what the fuck this.
I don't know what this shit is, though.
I mean, honest, like, I'm starting to get to that point in the show where I just like don't know why Jews do certain things.
marc lobliner
It's really not a good look.
elijah schaffer
But to me, that shows that special interest because I doubt that there's like, how, I don't think like 300 Jews in South Dakota came and were like, hey, you know what?
That cow called me a kite.
He's like, oh, fucking kite.
marc lobliner
You know, what did the deal?
unidentified
Who called you?
marc lobliner
Christy Noam is hardcore enough to kill a pet dog.
Yeah.
But if somebody calls a Jew like a kite, she gets really mad.
That's fucking crazy.
Like she'll kill a dog, but you say the K word and you're done.
You're going to prison.
elijah schaffer
By the way, the chat today is a bunch of people asking me like what I think about God's chosen people.
When did it get on the public that I'm like, does people in this never watch this show?
Have you and I even been watching this show?
Have you even been on?
Sometimes people in the chat are like, so Elijah, if you think God, Israel is God's chosen people, then what does that make you as a Christian?
Have you been in the show this entire time?
marc lobliner
I don't think either of us are God's thousand people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't think, I think what we're trying to say here is that there's a lot of bullshit used.
And I feel like, I feel like with a lot of these laws, this is what I was going to say.
Someone's like, why do you talk about Jews a lot?
I don't want to, actually.
Our politicians talk about Jews a lot.
Okay.
I talk about politics and everyone's talking about Israel all the time.
It's one of the most common topics spoken about in all of politics.
And every, and of all the issues that our politicians care about, that's always one of their top three that they're very clear on what they think about.
It's not my fucking fault that that's the way that they behave.
My point is, is I think it's weird that we are adopting, including here inside of Florida, we've adopted laws here to prevent the use of anti-Semitic language, which is a violation of our first.
marc lobliner
They're going to be arrested.
So I don't think that'll ever, I don't think that'll ever hold up in court.
elijah schaffer
They did.
They got Handsome Truth, right?
Didn't they do that?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
On something unrelated, though, I think it was because he was like passing out flyers and it was like they got him on like it wasn't specifically on hate speech or anti-Semitism specifically.
It was on like disparities.
elijah schaffer
Do they make the laws because of him though?
michael mendoza
I think so.
No, yeah, I think so.
elijah schaffer
I think like there was this, there's this guy named Handsome Truth.
marc lobliner
Good name.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I don't think he'd like you, though.
He doesn't like Jewish people.
marc lobliner
Well, even cool Jews like me?
No.
Oh, damn it.
I don't get the cool Jew card with this guy.
elijah schaffer
I don't think he has.
marc lobliner
He just blankets the Jews.
elijah schaffer
I do not think he likes.
I do not think he's like.
michael mendoza
Well, also, Tom Fee would like you.
He has been actually inviting Elijah to go work out.
To go work out.
elijah schaffer
So actually, I think that the White Power workout, I think he's going to be able to do that.
He has to do the white power workout.
marc lobliner
Can I go?
Just don't tell him I'm Jewish.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, you're on a show.
You'll find this.
unidentified
Those people will find every clip that they're mentioning in the world.
marc lobliner
I have like a normal Polish face.
I would totally get away with not being Jewish.
elijah schaffer
Well, you just said it here.
No, but I was saying you'll have to do the white power workout.
I go, well, what if I've been doing this the entire time?
marc lobliner
I think we did one this morning.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't.
I do love the theatrics, though, a little bit of the white supremacist movement where it's like, I kind of like the theming.
marc lobliner
White power workout is sick.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty cool.
marc lobliner
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Like, I might work out.
marc lobliner
I'm not tired of that.
elijah schaffer
That sounds cool, right?
Like, I do like the white power-themed party.
I should do a white.
We should do a white power-themed Christmas party.
marc lobliner
Swastika Claus, you know, masking a Jew and a white guy in here.
michael mendoza
Unfortunately, Aryan aerobics didn't really catch on.
unidentified
Yeah.
Aryan aerobics.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
Man.
marc lobliner
Ku Klux Kirls.
unidentified
Yeah, Ku Ku Kucks Curls.
Man Oh, man.
For every curl, you know, it's like, come on, we'll curl for every time you don't do a curl.
elijah schaffer
There's a Jew out there cheating someone out of their money.
I feel like that's what it is, right?
It's like, I don't know, man.
unidentified
That was a, yeah, that was a, wow.
elijah schaffer
Well, fuck the Jews, right?
marc lobliner
Yeah, I'm with you.
unidentified
Someone said it's the Fuhrer Fridays.
michael mendoza
It's always with the alliteration.
The alliteration always gets.
unidentified
Oh, man.
marc lobliner
I think I peed myself.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shit.
That'd be funny.
Oh, man.
Someone said Gypsy Crusader went to jail for anti-Semitism.
That's crazy.
marc lobliner
Oh, my God.
That was right.
unidentified
I love how there's people who are in here.
elijah schaffer
There's someone in here named Plenty of Heart Nine.
It's like, I know deep down inside Elijah Woodside with Christians over Jews.
Do you watch this?
Like, do you know, have any idea who I am?
I have no.
Do you guys have, you guys must never watch.
Sometimes people just get in here because they hear like shit talking about me on the internet and they come in here.
Because currently it's going on on X that I'm like Jewish, married to it.
So here's the sad part.
There's like, I do a lot of bait, a lot of baiting on the internet for sort of like the low IQ Sperg people.
And like one of them, of course, obviously is that my wife is Jewish, right?
And that's like that's one of the, I'm not even going to clarify.
That's just one of the funniest ones.
Like, and they people go off on me on it.
Like, I get people going on rants.
Nico went on a big rant about how like I claim he sold out to the Jews and my wife's Jewish.
I made two little Jew kids.
It's funny.
We got to leave it because if you're not, if you can't research well enough, then that's on you, right?
marc lobliner
I didn't marry a Jew, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I know you didn't.
So you didn't create.
You didn't create any more of you.
marc lobliner
I'm diluting it.
I'm diluting it.
elijah schaffer
You're Candace.
We've got the Candace Owens project.
No, but I think there's a lot of bait things that you put out there.
Because I realize that there's just people that are retarded are retarded.
unidentified
You know?
elijah schaffer
Like, you know what I'm saying?
marc lobliner
People are retarded.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's almost kind of funny because they it's not even Fuhrer Friday.
Still, it's still Thursday, okay?
unidentified
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
Um, no, I just think uh, I think people don't really know what's going on.
People also also don't realize that this is actually technically a comedy show, like nothing's supposed to be ever taken seriously on the show.
The show's a joke.
I always tell people that there's nothing you don't take anything seriously, everything's meant to be hilarious, and like I, whatever.
But, uh, but the side of this is, someone said, I didn't know Kez is Jewish, I always thought he was joking about that.
Oh, my gosh, all right, you guys are unfucking, but I just said it's Peleta, retarded, retarded.
I think it's like I think he clarified it without clarifying, all right, whatever, but I'll never deny it.
Uh, but I, but I just mean like, and I just put things out there because I think I think the way that I can understand where I can take your ideal, even if you say you agree with me, if I'll take you seriously, is if can you pick up on subtle bullshit?
And if you can't pick up unsubtle bullshit and you can't pick up on irony or satire, then I, you probably don't have a very high IQ or you don't have an ability to discern.
And it's different if you fell for one.
So I have like quite a few baits out there.
One of the things I always did with employees and everyone I've worked with is I always tell them one really big compromising lie about myself that's not true.
That's something I did that I never did.
And I only tell the one person.
And so if I ever hear it from somebody, I know who's untrustworthy.
And so my friend always told me that he's like, dude, the amount of like lies I've heard that you, I've told him like quite a few of them, like nine of them.
And he's like, dude, I've heard like multiple of like the contradicting lies about you from people.
I go, yeah, and you know, then you know which one that goes to which one.
And we do it to discern who in the industry is a gossiper and who keeps information.
And I make sure that the lies contradict.
Sometimes I get out of hand though, and I'm like, oh, I shouldn't have said that about myself because that's not like a good thing.
However, sometimes it is funny because it proves that.
But I was going to say, kind of like that.
If I just say things on the internet and people spurg out about it, like I don't want to be a part of a spurgy community, you know, and a lot of these guys are good-intentioned on the left and the right, right?
A lot of them, like, I think they're trying to be something or do something, but I do see a lot of similarities between like some of these like left-wing Twitch streamers and some of these more like spurgy Anon accounts to where like they're kind of just like in an echo chamber.
And I don't, I don't know what it is about them, but I don't feel like they're living their best life.
I feel like they got to get married, have kids, you know, and join a white power workout.
Like, I'm, you know, I respect Handsome Truth, actually.
At least he's working out, right?
marc lobliner
He's ripped, right?
Is Handsome Truth ripped?
elijah schaffer
Can we show you a clip of Hamsome Truth?
marc lobliner
Can I get a workout with Handsome Truth?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me, let me, do you want to know who Handsome Truth is?
marc lobliner
I'll show you a video of him.
I need, I need me some Handsome Truth in my life.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I'll show you who this is.
Let me see if.
Okay.
Do you show that one or no?
michael mendoza
Probably not that one.
No.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
michael mendoza
Just go to.
Well, I mean, I actually don't know which one to show.
I mean, it's Rumble, but all right.
elijah schaffer
So here you go.
So here's an encounter with a black man.
Now, I got to say this.
I do want to say this.
marc lobliner
Oh, my goodness.
elijah schaffer
So this is a guy.
marc lobliner
Oh, my word.
unidentified
Is this why you laughing over there?
What's going on?
michael mendoza
What's going on with the guy?
unidentified
I didn't expect that.
marc lobliner
It just got me.
I did not.
I expected a dude working out.
I didn't expect this.
elijah schaffer
So this is like, I've never seen this before, right?
I've never seen this.
This is like, this is this guy's content, right?
marc lobliner
Where is this posted?
michael mendoza
Not on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Goyam TV, right?
marc lobliner
Goam TV.
unidentified
Goam.tv.
It's called Goam.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's real.
marc lobliner
It's amazing.
elijah schaffer
It's real.
You should go to Goyam TV and watch some of the stuff.
unidentified
It's crazy.
marc lobliner
I need to start posting some content.
elijah schaffer
It's crazy.
Like, it's watch this.
Hi, nigga.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
He's so cute.
He's like a little monkey.
Oh, my God.
Look at how black he is.
He's a black nigger.
Hey, shit, nigga, black at midnight.
Holy shit, say what's up to this nigga, ladies and gentlemen.
He's a real nigga.
This nigga coming from Zimbabwe.
God damn.
Say Wai Pow, nigga.
Wai Powell.
Come on, nigga.
Look, I got look, I got your little, your little daughter here right here with me.
elijah schaffer
See, we're at grandpa right now.
unidentified
Say hi to daddy.
Hi, Daddy.
Black Pooh!
Black Pooh!
elijah schaffer
Look there, you fucking nigger!
unidentified
Jesus Christ, get your fucking nigger face out of my camera.
elijah schaffer
That is the craziest shit I've ever.
Dude, every time one of those clips pops up my next, am I the only person that just keeps showing up when I'm doing this?
michael mendoza
No, it comes up all time for me, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, all those clips are like so violent.
marc lobliner
I've never seen that in my life.
unidentified
They're so, dude.
elijah schaffer
Well, now you're going to start seeing them.
There's one clip that's so bad that I couldn't believe it was real.
Like, there was one, so his, his outro, so his, so his outro is, I was just going to show you on my computer.
Don't put on the screen.
marc lobliner
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
No, no, because I can't even play it on the screen because we'd probably get pulled off of Rumble for this.
marc lobliner
But you wouldn't get pulled off.
unidentified
But his thing is, I'll just play the music.
elijah schaffer
So that's him in the corner, right?
In the Handsome Truth.
The Guam TV's like the swastikas.
unidentified
I see these people talk online as if everything was fine.
It's like they really have to do it.
elijah schaffer
Let's go!
unidentified
But every now and then I find someone with a working mind who start red pilling about the Jews.
Come on, guys.
Gas the Jew with us.
Oh no.
We can build a brand new ride.
Gast the Jew with us.
Guess the Jew with us.
elijah schaffer
Come on now.
unidentified
Cast the Jew with us.
Red this world of the filthy kind.
Can you listen?
Watch this.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
Wait, hold up.
Watch this.
Watch this.
marc lobliner
Watch.
unidentified
Let's go I can't believe it.
What the fuck did I just watch?
What?
elijah schaffer
His outro.
unidentified
He's casting Jews in a gas chamber.
It's a good South Park episode.
marc lobliner
It's a catchy tune.
It's going to be stuck in my head.
I'm going to be on the plane singing it tomorrow.
unidentified
They're like, what?
marc lobliner
What did I just watch?
unidentified
Dude, I don't.
marc lobliner
I didn't think it could get much worse than the first video, but that video was worse.
unidentified
Dude, it gets worse and worse.
Like, sometimes.
marc lobliner
I need to meet this guy.
unidentified
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Invited him on the show.
elijah schaffer
I invite him on the show.
I'm like, we got to talk to this guy to find out who this guy is.
unidentified
But here's the thing.
marc lobliner
You'd have to film it because you'd have to edit stuff.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
We'd have to pre-record it.
We could put it on censored, the uncensored version, but, like, I just, um, someone said we did an HT versus Mark celebrity boxing match.
unidentified
That's true.
Handsome truth versus Mark.
marc lobliner
I would beat his ass.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that would not, that would be actually hilarious.
marc lobliner
I would do it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's that's so crazy.
marc lobliner
Okay, but like, I trained for it.
I haven't, I haven't boxed since my last match was May of 21.
But yeah, if, hey, Handsome Truth, if you want to get a Jew versus Gentile boxing match, we can get this.
Raise money for charity.
I'll give it to like, you know, um, I don't even know.
I'll give it to a good organization, like Curing Kids Cancer.
You give it to like a white nationalist, curing kids Judaism.
unidentified
Yes, just a gas chamber fund curing the world of Judaism.
No, this is a this is this is like gotta be um the crazy.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, No, I'm not somebody like play the clip of this.
We're not playing more clips of this.
That's not what the show is.
marc lobliner
Um, his boxing gloves are made of foreskin.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like so that's where they go, and that's where they put him.
marc lobliner
Okay, I was wondering where it went.
unidentified
Oh, man, it's uh, that is pretty crazy, though.
elijah schaffer
Um, that's just crazy.
I showed it to my wife, she's like, Holy shit, that is nuts.
See, that's a show.
I go, Yeah, it's like it's almost like South Park, huh?
marc lobliner
It's it's it's a catchy tune.
Like, the guy's honest.
elijah schaffer
I'll be honest, he's pretty much it.
You can know, you can say a lot of things about him when you couldn't say he's not entertaining.
marc lobliner
That, I mean, the who comes up with that.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
The weird part is he has like a full like graphic 3D team artist, like making his Jews.
marc lobliner
The Jew dancing in the little prison suit in the gas chamber, that was funny.
Like, that was, I mean, I mean, it was funny in a like, what the fuck way?
I don't want people to think I'm pro-gassing people.
elijah schaffer
No, it's uh, no, just but it was to me too.
I was like, is this a real thing?
Okay, listen.
This, uh, we got to read some of these super chats here.
marc lobliner
Uh, please, super chats.
elijah schaffer
Uh, Shirocka Row said, Everyone go vote for Brandon Herrera for director of the ATF or RFK's crowdsourcing website.
Watch Brandon's latest video for the details.
So, I have bad news for you guys.
I think RFK probably barely made it into the HHS secretary by this foreskin of his foreskin.
Yeah, um, but I do not think you get to vote for who's in Trump's cabinet.
I think you voted for Trump and then he appoints you to this cabinet.
And uh, that's sort of like the change.org votes where it's like those are the greatest.
You know, we want to vote to remove, you know, I don't know.
I'm not going to go there.
marc lobliner
I love that.
unidentified
Isn't that sucking?
marc lobliner
Stuck in my head.
I'm going to be up all day singing it, man.
elijah schaffer
It's so bad.
It's terrible.
It's terrifying.
I condemn it.
Kind of.
No, but like, I think comedy should be legal again, but I do know that that would definitely violate Rumble's terms of service.
That's like, that's shit you would find on Goyam TV.
You know what I mean?
marc lobliner
I didn't know Goyam TV was.
elijah schaffer
I think that would be considered like glorifying violence, you know?
unidentified
Yes.
marc lobliner
Yeah, that is glorifying violence.
Like, that is the definition of glorifying violence.
elijah schaffer
I'm pretty sure that's like encouraging gassing Jews, which I think is like not what this show stands for.
marc lobliner
So I don't, I hope, I hope you don't want to gas all the Jews.
elijah schaffer
No, but if I keep giving protein, I'm going to gas up this room soon, man.
The protein bars have been giving me our lit.
And they, if enough protein, and you start ripping.
unidentified
Well, it's true.
marc lobliner
Actually, it's more than vegetables.
unidentified
Is it?
marc lobliner
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see, you hear people going on the carnivore diet and they don't fart at all.
unidentified
Really?
marc lobliner
Yeah.
It's a lot of the fibrous vegetables, but they're good for you.
elijah schaffer
So we got three boys in my house.
I got a lot of farting going on.
marc lobliner
Oh, man.
I got an Italian wife.
We got a lot of farting going on.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
marc lobliner
I'm just playing.
I want to smell your house.
Girls don't fart.
elijah schaffer
Hey, it's getting grosser.
I want to smell your house.
I bring my guests on play Jews getting gassed from Goyam TV and then talk about smelling his wife's farts.
All right, moving on.
marc lobliner
Well, that's what we do.
elijah schaffer
That's what we do.
marc lobliner
That's what we do.
unidentified
All right.
Not weird at all.
elijah schaffer
Trirocco said, everyone go vote for, again, Brandon Herrera, director.
Okay, guys, I do not think you can do that.
And again, sent three of them.
Thank you for saying three.
That's got to be a mistake.
I'm sorry if you just accidentally sent three of the same super chats, but thank you about voting for Bran Herrera.
Moo Vendetta says, Does anyone else just hate fat people?
Even my youngest memories are just having disgust for fatties.
I think it's just innate.
What do you think about that?
marc lobliner
I want to help fat people.
I want to help them get in shape and live better lives.
elijah schaffer
Right.
marc lobliner
And then they'll vote right.
unidentified
Right.
marc lobliner
Because the estrogen, fat is very estrogenic.
Adipostiti is very estrogenic.
We get people less fat.
We'll never have a Democrat win again.
elijah schaffer
I agree with that.
I do agree with it.
I think that the trimmer you get, the better you feel and the better you feel, the more hope you have.
The more hope you have, the less Democrat you have.
marc lobliner
Why do you think go to any gym?
I don't care where you're at.
It's going to be mostly based.
You're going to have some liberals are in good shape, but gyms are typically based.
elijah schaffer
Based and fat-pilled.
Botard said, Elijah, do you think Trump will let RFK prosecute Fauci or is it a conflict of interest for him?
Your thoughts?
I don't think as a government employee, government employees will get prosecuted, but I do think that they could have their pensions revoked.
And I also do think that they could be, I think it's a, listen, I'm going to be completely honest here.
I know it sounds weird.
I'm shilling for the government, but I think that I, okay, I was living in Australia, and Australia has a lot of laws that protect the government officials from being prosecuted for corruption, okay?
More than any country that I know of, actually, that's in the Western world.
marc lobliner
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And I'm surprised, right?
So they get away with a lot of dumb shit.
However, I do believe in a certain balance of immunity for presidents, meaning, like, obviously, I think that if a president, this is why I take it very seriously voting and who we get into office, and I think why Marco Rubio is dangerous is I don't think Marco Rubio can be held liable for the Ukraine war, particularly like a foreign war, but I do think that you could be held liable for crimes against your own people.
And I do think that if in the war, I know it sounds crazy because it sounds like I'm putting money over death, over human deaths, because I do care about the white Christians being killed over there.
But I mean, if he did something that was sacrificing American lives overseas, I think he could be shot dead for treason.
And I think that if he did anything to where it showed that he was intentionally making decisions that were siphoning American tax dollars to serve a foreign country's interests rather than our own, he should at least be in prison for life.
So I do believe that there should be harsh penalties according to our treason laws, but I don't know if Fauci is really the architect of evil.
I think he just might be the face of it.
That's my opinion.
And I feel like there's other people behind the scenes.
marc lobliner
I don't think anybody's being tried for treason and shot.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm just saying, like, I don't think he's being prosecuted.
I don't think he's being prosecuted, meaning I think people need to be tried for treason.
I think Fauci's like an instrument.
It's kind of like, you know, Trump could order a war, but ultimately it's going to be generals and like Marco Rubio and stuff that would push for the war.
And Trump may be the president, but I don't think we should try Trump for it.
I think we should find out who did what and who sold the country out.
So I think Fauci might be the face of it, but I don't know if he's the ultimate designer.
I feel like he's part of it.
Yeah, but you'd have to, you'd, I'm thinking that's, you couldn't just go after him.
You'd have to like take down the whole system.
marc lobliner
Well, it's kind of like taking down a gang, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
marc lobliner
Or taking down like a drug ring.
You start with the bottom, you get them to turn, then you move up and up and up the ladder.
I mean, he's a foot soldier, but he's the main guy.
Like he was the guy during the AIDS epidemic, during the COVID outbreak, all those things.
That was Fauci.
And he fucked up both times with zero ramifications, zero percussions.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think what one of the things says is that we need to not prosecute Fauci, but prostitute him, make him human assless chaps, yeah, and traffic him through the border.
marc lobliner
I think that'd be fair.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I love when people like quote this show, but why do you say we should let Fauci get raped at the border?
marc lobliner
Like, I didn't say that.
I actually support that.
I support it.
I will go on record saying that.
I support that.
elijah schaffer
I need to put on some makeup.
Are you there?
unidentified
You want to say something?
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you're just playing with the mic?
All right.
Let me read a couple of these local ones.
Something crashed with the locals chat.
What happened to the locals chat?
Something went wrong.
I don't know what it was, but something went very wrong here.
I do want to just put this one up here.
michael mendoza
What is that?
I think I missed the jokes on something.
elijah schaffer
It's like a guy modeling like women's.
It's an outfit suggestion for a guy.
michael mendoza
Oh, nice.
unidentified
I like it.
elijah schaffer
And they put your face on it.
marc lobliner
I think it looks good.
michael mendoza
It does, yeah.
marc lobliner
I mean, it looks like the pecs.
The beard looks amazing.
michael mendoza
I mean, the pecs are going crazy.
marc lobliner
I'm really glad I grew up the beard.
That was PDB's idea, by the way.
Shout out to Pete.
michael mendoza
Shout out to Petey.
marc lobliner
Pete, we're sitting once he goes, hey, you know, he's got that green.
You should go fuck a beard.
And I'm like, really?
I'm like, you don't like the goatee?
He's like, you should fucking grow a beard.
And I'm like, all right, cool.
I grew a beard.
Thanks to Petey.
elijah schaffer
I like Petey a lot.
marc lobliner
Petey's great.
elijah schaffer
Petey is one of my favorite people.
I think that he doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks about.
marc lobliner
Smartish.
The guy's smart.
He's super smart.
Built a $500 million brand.
Like, the guy is a genius.
I love him.
elijah schaffer
I wish I could say that about myself.
I did build a fleas of $500 brand.
It's called Slightly Offensive.
Mike knows what it's like.
We're at about 500 bucks value right now, right?
michael mendoza
About.
elijah schaffer
In two years.
Okay, Trump went a couple days ago and we're already back.
Two genders.
Look, The Kitchen and Men.
marc lobliner
I saw that.
That is amazing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we got that.
And then we got a last one here.
michael mendoza
Brian said that earlier.
I saw that.
marc lobliner
That's awesome.
unidentified
That's our friend.
michael mendoza
Can you zoom in more?
unidentified
Yeah.
marc lobliner
What's going on there?
michael mendoza
That's when you nudge and she keeps sucking.
marc lobliner
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
marc lobliner
I'm married.
I have no idea what the feeling is.
I'll just assume it's good.
unidentified
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
Someone's a do ity.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, thank you guys for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive.
I'm going to go to your ex here, but Mark, if people want to find you and follow you and support you, I know you're on quite a bit of social media websites, and it's been really nice having you around.
So tell us how we can support you.
marc lobliner
So if you want to support me, go to tigerfitness.com to buy your supplements.
That's an awesome place.
It's my site.
On YouTube, it's youtube.com slash tigerfitness for fitness content.
Also, have a show called Evening Rants that comes on here and there Monday through Thursday before Elijah's show, so we're not competing.
So that is youtube.com slash at evening rants and Rumble as well.
And also you can follow me on all social media at MarkGlobelander, M-A-R-C, L-O-B-L-I-N-E-R.
And yeah, and I'll be doing a lot of cool stuff with Elijah.
We have a lot of things in the works.
And hopefully you guys don't hate me because hopefully we've seen more of me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I think one of the main things, too, let me see if I can go here.
We can make it if we try.
See, now I have the song stuck in my head.
marc lobliner
It is so bad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm like, it's just so annoying.
Let me see if I can go here for us.
Let me see something here.
unidentified
We can make it if we try.
marc lobliner
Cast it.
michael mendoza
All right.
While Elijah looks for something, Mark, I want to ask you, what do you think the next anti-Semitic rendition of a song should be?
I'm thinking something like Hollow Notes.
I'm a big Hollow Notes fan.
I can't think of any particular songs, but I can get some suggestions in the chat.
marc lobliner
Yeah, that is a, I need to start.
I need to start really.
We need a hip-hop song.
That just makes sense, right?
We need a good hip-hop song.
I'm thinking maybe some Tupac.
I'm going back to Cali.
unidentified
I'm going, going back to the back of the constant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Can I see that Siren?
marc lobliner
I'm going back, going back to Auschwitz.
That's good.
And there's a lot of good lyrics.
Do you think if we chat GPT'd it, chat would bring out a good like.
michael mendoza
Also, Earl Gray just left because he hasn't put up with anti-Semitism, actually.
marc lobliner
Yeah, he's really offended.
elijah schaffer
All right, I do want to give a shout out to this.
So just so you guys know, too, we now, Slightly Offensive is now a news site.
So I think I can zoom out there.
So yeah, so you guys should go to slightlyoffensive.com.
We have lots of new articles coming up every single day, and we're going to keep growing.
We're going to soft launch include.
We have a, you know, we're reviewing a lot of documentaries right now.
We have a new article out, watch nine conservative documentaries that are very popular and our reviews of them.
We're also reviewing products.
Plus, we have articles Trump assembles a new cabinet, like tonight's show.
Plus, we cover on here, like on the other websites, how much money they're taking from APAC.
So if you're more of a reader or your family is, plus celebs who are quitting X today and no one seems to care.
We covered Alex Jones.
We'll have to put an update on that.
We got to talk to Dallas about that.
Plus, you can get all of our other articles.
We just soft launched the other day and we're going to keep going and growing.
But you should make sure you join and become a member at slightlyoffensive.com.
It's free.
It's not anything.
It's just that you can comment.
I think it's just put in your email and even comment.
And some of you guys are commenting, which is nice.
So I think we got our first comments today.
So if you go down here, we got our first two comments.
Look, Burley News said, Rugby and I are literally sick to our stomachs, but I guess I got Alex's message.
We are all InfoWars.
And Ziggy said, Infowars is a big name, but Alex Jones is the driving force behind it, in my opinion.
It doesn't matter too much that Infowars has been bought and blah, blah, blah.
I think Alex can successfully create something new.
If there's something I've learned in these times, it's not about the image, the brand, the words, the concepts.
It's about the substance, actions, definitions, reality, and spirit of true.
But make sure you guys check out the website because it is something that's going to be developing a lot.
Plus, if you want to know something, all of our news stories that we read, see this right here?
They're at the bottom.
And you can, when you go to our YouTube, because we're going to be kind of like relaunching from slightly offensive, you can watch us reading our news articles as well if you prefer to watch them.
They're on YouTube.
And now, if you want to know why do we have our news articles be read on YouTube and our live stream on Rumble, well, you can now get all the videos in one place.
It's called Censored TV.
When you join Compound Censored, it's not only an easy way for you to get these videos direct to your screen, but you get this show.
You get Gavin McGinnis, you get Anthony Cumia, you get Josh LaCash, you get everybody else, Owen Benjamin.
We're all in one place.
And if you use my promo code Offensive, you get 20% off.
You've been looking for a way to support the show, join the community, join there.
Plus, we just opened up dual streaming.
So now we don't just have one show streaming at the same time.
Like right now, me and Gavin are both live, which is actually a lot of technology to get that stuff running in the back end since we don't use Amazon servers.
We use all our own servers, all our own original coding.
It does take a long time.
And we don't use big tech infrastructure on the entire website.
It's the whole point of it.
It's all alt tech.
Everything's alt tech.
So it's a little bit, you know, it's been a little bit clunky when we signed up, but we've gotten it moving smoothly.
We have nice, smooth chats now.
And so shout out to Cocktail and the others who were in there.
Anyway, last word, Mark, and then we'll sign out.
marc lobliner
Burn the juice with that.
Thanks for watching, guys.
Gotta wait for the applause.
That was sick.
It's always an honor and pleasure to be with you guys.
And, you know, discussion like this.
We have fun.
We have a good time.
But hopefully, we could learn in the process and learn a lot about others.
And I learned that your chat are very fun people.
I'd love to have lunch with all of them.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
I'd love to have lunch with all of you.
And some of you guys would like to turn you to lampshades and soap.
Anyway.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
Have a great rest of the week.
As always, guys.
We'll see you.
We'll see you always.
marc lobliner
The Coys are back in town.
unidentified
The Coys are back in town.
That is so good.
elijah schaffer
We'll see you around, guys.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And we'll see you every Tuesday and Thursday at 8 p.m. Eastern Time.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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