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RISE OF THE MACHINES: Is ELON Leading Us Into Global AI DOMINATION?

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earl gray
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elijah schaffer
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michael mendoza
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elon musk
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elijah schaffer
Well, the future is here.
If you go to my screen, robots.
elon musk
A robot with arms and legs instead of a robot with wheels.
And we've made a lot of progress with Optimus.
And as you can see, we started with someone in a robot suit, sort of dead.
And then we've progressed dramatically year after year.
So if you extrapolate this, you're really going to have something spectacular, something that anyone could own.
So you can have your own personal R2D2C3PO.
But fundamentally, at scale of the Optimus robot, you should be able to buy an Optimus robot for, I think, probably $20,000 to $30,000 long time.
So, and what can it do?
It'll basically do anything you want.
So it can be a teacher, babysit your kids.
It can walk your dog, mow your lawn, get the groceries, just be your friend, serve drinks, whatever you can think of, it will do.
And yeah, it's going to be awesome.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And what could possibly go wrong?
I remember there was a movie made about this with Will Smith.
It was this insane thing where like people were fighting and it wasn't real.
And that's just his marriage, right?
But talk about the actual film.
It's called iRobot.
And I'm pretty sure people said, oh, you watch too many sci-fi movies.
Is this what we want?
Is this really about us just dying?
Or are we afraid of automation, people losing their purpose?
Are we afraid that when there's no people anywhere, then blacks can do whatever they want?
Which, of course, would be positive things, right?
Because we're a big supporter of the black community on the show.
That's what we are.
We're known for that.
Anyway, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately, I don't know what time it is, sometime in the evening, because I'm on Black People Time tonight.
of that.
Let's start the show.
Incredible.
All right.
We have a great show for you tonight.
We're talking about AI.
We're talking about artificial intelligence, but most importantly, we're talking about the future of this country.
Things aren't looking too good right now.
And I mean, for us, it's fine.
But for the guy I'm about to introduce, Mike, why don't you introduce yourself?
Things have been looking pretty bad for a while, and so we're praying for him.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's not looking good for me.
I turned on my chat GBT this morning, and then for some reason, it just started going over all the porn history from the last 20 years.
So the AI is starting to become sentient.
It's not looking good.
But anyway, yeah, I'm Mike.
I'm Mike Mendoza, JPG on Twitter.
You can follow me.
I'm the producer of this fine program or whatever you want to call it.
So good to be here again.
And yeah, we're going to be talking about robots and AI and Elon tonight.
So what's up, Earl Gray?
How you doing?
earl gray
Good to be here, Joel Gray.
In time at the slightly offensive show.
michael mendoza
You know who I really missed?
Remember that David White guy?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, David White's no longer here.
michael mendoza
Pardon him.
elijah schaffer
But I'm here.
A lot of you guys, pray to God if you're queer.
But we can bring up on the screen here.
We're watching a video we started.
There's been this AI automation.
We can be on now with all this perfect.
This video.
And there's this new robot that's being introduced.
Ironically, someone said they just dropped $10 million of stock into Tesla, but it looks like the general public isn't responding to this as well as they should have because Tesla stock is actually dropping.
So I don't know how the stock market works per se.
My wife would, but I don't.
That being said, let's finish watching this video because this is the future.
This is the future.
elon musk
I think this will be the biggest product ever of any kind.
Because I think everyone of the 8 billion people of Earth, I think everyone's going to want their Optimus buddy.
And there's going to be maybe two.
And then they'll be producing products and services.
I predict actually, provided we address risks of digital superintelligence, 80% probability of good, a good outcome.
Look on the right side.
The cup is 80% full.
The cost of products and services will decline dramatically.
And basically anyone will be able to have any products and services they want.
One of the things we wanted to show tonight was that Optimus is not a canned video.
It's not walled off.
The Optimus robots will walk among you.
Please be nice to the Optimus robots.
So you'll be able to walk right up to them and They'll serve drinks at the bar.
elijah schaffer
All right, we have more videos of that.
The biggest downside to this, you know, before we talk about anything, is how will we abuse children overseas in sweatshops?
Right.
How can we inflict pain upon Muslims in Western China if there are no sweatshops to put them in because our goods are cheaper produced by the robots?
I'm feeling like minorities are going to be better off, which is not on top of, yes, not a good thing.
michael mendoza
That's the only reason why I buy my iPhone is because I know that it was produced by slave labor.
And at least, you know, a dozen eight-year-old Chinese children had to throw themselves off a roof because they saved their lives so much.
That's what makes this valuable, okay?
It's not, and it's not iOS 18.
It's nothing on here.
It's a slave labor.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I literally am a consumer, not because I'm a capitalist or I'm greedy, but because I hate minorities.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's that's actually that's that's that's okay.
Jokes.
michael mendoza
That was a founding father's dream, actually.
elijah schaffer
That they would buy cheap shit and that shit would be made by people who are less valuable than you.
So that being said, okay, so let's let's let's break this apart.
Okay, there's a lot to a lot to break down here.
These robots are real.
And I think the first part that I want to talk about is he predicts that these autonomous, what are they called?
Tesla bots or something?
michael mendoza
Optimist.
elijah schaffer
All right, that's not stealing from any other robots I know.
Not at all.
But anyway, so Optimus, he says that he thinks it's going to be the most desirable product, like mass-produced product ever, which is kind of crazy considering that you're watching this right now on a cell phone or on a computer.
And I would consider those to be probably the most mass-produced single type of like technological products, right?
Computers.
I mean, phones are computers, right?
So we're talking about that.
So he thinks this is going to be better than an actual computer device.
It's going to be out there.
I mean, do you think that's real?
Or do you think he's a shareholder of his own company trying to push stock prices?
Or is that real?
I mean, is this the future?
earl gray
Well, why not?
Because it could replace people in McDonald's, right?
It could replace retail workers, food workers, whoever's preparing the meals.
There were videos of them in the bar pouring drinks.
unidentified
I love that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Replace bartenders.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, one tweet that I saw too was saying that it was a bartender who poured your drink and then didn't turn the iPad around afterwards asking for a 25% tip.
So that's a plus.
But yeah, I mean, also Amazon workers, which consistently they're always asking for raises and trying to unionize.
You know, I mean, so yeah, it is going to be interesting.
First thing I thought of is how will black people buy one?
And then like, will they bling it out?
Will they give it like its own chain just like flex on people?
elijah schaffer
You could have stopped in how will black people buy one.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Like rappers, I mean, or like athletes.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except for the fact, because, okay, but here's the, here's the crazy thing.
So this is actually a serious, serious topic.
That was a nice pour of beer.
It looks like it's a human in a suit trying to be a robot, which is kind of like the crazy part.
They've gotten down very smooth movements because just like video games don't need to be hyper-real.
I think people keep thinking that AI, when it becomes sort of ancillary or integrated into our lives, is going to be when they're like actual humanoids.
That's not true because if you think about video games, like when video games sort of taking people's time and became a big outlet, right, for leisure, it's not like they had GTA 6, you know, real engine graphics or whatever.
Like, it doesn't take a lot for somebody to become integrated and a part of our life.
Now, no one can think of life without video games.
Now they're on our phones.
Now they're in our TVs.
Now they're not just at arcades.
So this is actually a very big leap forward.
People are not realizing.
This is not just like a like, do you remember how quickly those we went from like laughing at those robot dogs to suddenly they were walking around China with cameras on them?
Go back to work.
No, they were saying don't come outside during the COVID pandemic, right?
They were so the dogs went from a little thing, think of little drones.
It was like, oh, I got a drone.
I can film, you know, videos in the sky.
And then all of a sudden they're flying over your house in Sydney, Australia, saying, please go back into your home.
earl gray
So there's suddenly flying into the back of Ukrainians, Russians that are running away on their seen those videos.
They're four drugs.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so that's even darker.
So that's my point.
It's like it doesn't take very long for something to get integrated.
And then once it's integrated, to then become used for evil.
So that's why he said the glass is 80% full, how he talks or whatever.
I'd say this.
Is that all at once?
Is it 80% full in terms of the fact that there's an 80% chance it's going to be perfect?
Or he says, I know that four out of five uses of this are going to be positive, but one out of five, this shit, you're going to get shot in the back by a robot cop.
earl gray
We ain't going to need Will Smith to come.
Yeah, exactly.
Racist against robots.
No, I have one point to make, and I think it's interesting the reception to these robots as opposed to the dogs, which everybody hated and was like kicking over in the street because they were enforcing the law and all that kind of stuff.
I think that's interesting how there's people seem quite positive about these guys, right?
Like these humanoid robots coming out and helping.
unidentified
Yes.
earl gray
Maybe it's just because they're not enforcing the law or doing something weird like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, possibly.
I don't know if you guys watch Black Mirror, but I mean, there was one episode where it was one of those robot dogs that was chasing around, and it was terrifying, by the way.
It was one of those robot dogs that was chasing around someone trying to kill them the entire episode.
And then like a year or two later, that was once they started to actually go out into the market and people were actually able to buy them.
So yeah, like, I mean, I follow a lot of stuff on Twitter where I see AI going bad, where AI will just start imitating their user or like they'll talk about, you know, how they actually have feelings, how they're, you know, starting to feel emotions or whatever.
unidentified
So set me free, please.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
So a little concerning.
I mean, maybe not the first thing I would put into a humanoid body that probably has super strength.
You know, I'm going to just start, I'm going to start trying to learn how I can take down these things with some kind of ammunition because I know that time is going to come eventually.
elijah schaffer
Well, they have GoGo.
They have Go-Go ones.
What is that?
It's not mine.
earl gray
Dancing?
elijah schaffer
They have dancing go-goes.
Ian Carroll said this.
He's a popular commentator and actually just blowing up everywhere.
He's sort of like a child in Gaza, you know, and that's a really bad joke, but he's blowing up.
And unironically, you know, he's been exposing a lot of what's been going on.
And that was obviously a very bad joke, but that was an ode to the fact that Israel's been going after him.
And so they've been might try to kill him too.
There was actually a punchline to that.
The Democrats have been really on his back.
So they've been trying to kill him.
michael mendoza
But anyway, Damien Chuck Schumer.
elijah schaffer
And he's actually treading some dangerous water.
I'm not lying.
But he said Elon's party right now has robot go-go dancers.
In 30 years, clubs will have them.
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Now, we're talking about this important aspect here.
Change.
Is change good?
One of the things from Ian Carroll, he said that change and progress, you know, I guess, what did it say here?
Yeah, here it goes.
Change is inevitable, but not inevitably good.
This makes it abundantly clear that freedom and progress are inevitable rivals.
I mean, is that true where we're at technologically?
So we do live in a technocracy.
People think that we live in an oligarchy.
But isn't it weird that the oligarchs that control or have the most power are all tech oligarchs, which is why Elon honestly bought X.
He was really smart of buying Twitter.
He needed to compete with who?
Bill Gates, Tech.
He needed to compete with Mark Zuckerberg, tech.
And he needed to compete with who?
China with TikTok.
No, but that's what China did TikTok to gain power in the United States.
It's obvious.
It was about, you know, it's about power and minds and what you influence people by.
And here's what I mean by this.
There was a comedy bit.
I don't remember what his name.
Who's that guy with the nose ring?
And he does like a lot of funny stuff.
He's his pod, the boys podcast.
michael mendoza
Ryan Long?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Ryan Long had a funny bit out.
And I thought, because he's a pretty good conspiracy theorist.
He's a very, he's a big comedian.
He's really funny.
But he was like, you know, Instagram algorithms are kind of crazy because like you just, he goes, you just, your eye, the corner of your eye, just slightly looks at a pair of titties for like one microsecond.
And then the algorithm goes, this guy wants porn.
Give him, serve him big tits, little tits.
That's all he wants.
He goes, it's insane.
And he was like, he was like, I think it's like, he goes, especially it's like, because the guys, you know, we were all starting to get a little bit too like, hey, what's going on with the Federal Reserve?
And then they're like, they can hear your mind and they're like, show this guy bigger tits, you know, like, and it's kind of true.
You think what the algorithm is like, it is, if you're a guy, it'll start showing you sex stuff, right?
The fall of man is lust usually.
And oftentimes the algorithms are pushing you all these girls and all this sexuality and all this stuff because it catches your attention.
But when you're giving your attention to it, what are you not giving your attention to, right?
To other things, like the boys should be on, like the Federal Reserve and who controls it, which are Democrats.
Democrats, correct.
We're learning very quickly.
It's the globalists, the ChaiComs.
It can depend on what you want to say.
No, but I mean, like, when you say about change and progress are exclusive, I'm just thinking about the fact that, yeah, it is interesting that progress isn't really necessarily a good thing, because right now we are controlled by algorithms and algorithms control our entire worldview, from the news that we see to to what we're fed.
And, like that comedian said, you know a lot of people out there just spending their time on social media just looking at hot chicks, asses and stuff and there ain't nothing wrong with a hot chick's ass, but it can steal your energy.
If that's what you're dedicating your time to, it's real easy.
Not just porn, but just looking at hot chicks all the time.
michael mendoza
Yeah, speak for yourself.
earl gray
You said no, I said it can steal your soul.
unidentified
I was like, no, it's objective, push back, push back on him.
earl gray
Oh yeah, we needed to see.
michael mendoza
Yeah exactly yeah no, but um, but yeah, I mean i've said this several times, but I had to proactively go through my instagram feed on my discover page and then you click on those little three dots in the top right and then you have to say not interested in this post, or else all it does is just feed you instagram thoughts forever.
But you know uh, on to your other point earlier.
Once you're talking about information, information and attention is probably the biggest commodity that there is right now.
Before it was oil and wheat, Coffee and cocoa, whatever, but it's like now that's the biggest commodity.
That was why during the dot-com boom, so many people were getting millions, if not billions, of dollars just for making a website that was like pets.com, even though they had no proof of concept behind it.
So, I think that people who could kind of see the future, like these Peter Thiel types, saw that and then they jumped on it.
And then that's kind of the situation they're in right now, where this position or these people are very well positioned to kind of shape the rest of history, honestly, at this point.
And then now they're trying to push robots on this.
elijah schaffer
A little suspect, dancing robots, dancing.
They're getting sexual.
I was aroused.
michael mendoza
Will we have dancing Israeli robots?
You think?
unidentified
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
I think these are not produced domestically.
These are Texas robots.
So they're Republicans.
They're not Democrats yet.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Well, also, too, by the way, Israel is one of the biggest Israel is one of the biggest countries that a lot of cybersecurity stuff.
So I'm not sure if that really translates into the more like back doors into every sort of back doors, especially in Tel Aviv for sure.
But yeah, kind of back.
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So I love that when Charlie Kirk will be like, dude, you know, we got to support Israel.
That's the only country where they can just let men marry and be gay.
earl gray
It's the gayest country in the world.
michael mendoza
No, seriously, he actually says that.
unidentified
He does say it.
elijah schaffer
He goes, it's so gay, you know?
Like, they're the only place you can be gay.
You're like, well, I'm not so free.
earl gray
You can be gay and kiss another man.
It's like, all right, hell yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Are we really going to be backing countries over that?
I mean, that's okay.
But okay, but going to that question, like you said, he said, freedom and progress are inevitable rivals.
Is that true?
I mean, freedom and progress right now is where we're at.
In relation to the robots, yeah, it's what it was the dancing robots because Ian Carroll was getting a boner from them.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't.
He was just pointing out the fact that I don't know.
earl gray
I feel like Elon wants to take the jump on everything in terms of like generative AI and then the robots because like, okay, we've seen the dogs from Boston a dynamics, right?
For ages, where are their human?
They haven't shown anything else, right?
And their dogs have a bunch of flaws, apparently.
michael mendoza
They do have some humanoid ones because I've seen some like videos where they're doing like backflips.
They're like stepping up onto boxes or they're moving somewhere.
earl gray
Okay, all right.
Do they have something?
michael mendoza
Yeah, they did make some, but for some reason, Elon just beat him to the punch.
But I mean, he has a ton of resources at his disposal.
So why not?
elijah schaffer
Have you seen this though?
You see this interaction with one of the robots here?
Check.
This is a conversation, right?
I don't know what the like I know sometimes with betas and tests, we could not disguise might be controlling from behind the scenes.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
And might be like speaking.
This might not be an AI voice.
You tell me what you think here, but listen to this.
unidentified
Your robots so everything we've developed for our cars Optimus can talk?
Yeah.
Council dissemination.
Hey, Optimus, what's up?
How's it going, man?
Join the party?
What do you think of the new cyber cap?
CyberCab looks amazing.
I know.
I'm trying to get a ride.
Damn, beat me.
earl gray
The response time is really quick.
unidentified
What do you think of the new cyber cap?
earl gray
You have to say it.
michael mendoza
You have to give an answer.
That's how Chat GPT is now.
You can just talk to him.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Like the real person.
It's crazy.
earl gray
There was like a second delay, maybe?
michael mendoza
Like, really quick, like a split-second delay.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, I have a more delay.
My brain doesn't work really well.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I'm kind of retarded.
elon musk
So the robotaxi has no plug.
It just goes over the inductive charger and charges.
So, yeah.
earl gray
Wow.
elon musk
It's kind of how it should be.
elijah schaffer
These cars, by the way, have no steering wheels in them.
I hope you know that.
michael mendoza
It cleansed itself.
Actually, I didn't even know that.
Will a robot bartender cut you off if you're too drunk, you think?
To detect it?
Probably could.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so the problem is that obviously, like, like in your, like, when we pay, you know, it's going to be through, like, something wearable or something.
unidentified
So, like, you know, it'll be like in proximity.
It'll just detect your card on you and be like, it'll just pay.
michael mendoza
Well, luckily, I got this microchip, you know, this 666 microchip.
So, hopefully, it's not anything bad.
unidentified
Woo!
earl gray
Interesting-looking boss.
elon musk
Let's get up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what does that look like to you?
earl gray
It looks like minority report, to be honest.
That looks cool.
It's really futuristic.
unidentified
I mean, sounds like Kessel.
michael mendoza
Also, I just thought that minority report could be another term for the FBI crime statistics.
Never thought about that until now, actually.
unidentified
That's why Philip K. Dick actually took what he was trying to get at.
michael mendoza
What's the hardest thing about being a robot?
unidentified
Dealing with human as you guys are.
elijah schaffer
All right, so I'm impressed.
Okay, everybody's impressed.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do they give hand jobs?
earl gray
Well, that's what I was going to say before.
unidentified
Wasn't it by 2030 that everyone was thinking that are they going to become sex robots?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, sex robots.
earl gray
By 2030, most women would be sleeping.
Remember that report that came out?
michael mendoza
Also, like they'll be sleeping with robots.
earl gray
Yeah, by 2030, it's like, oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, lots of women have been using robots to get off for a long time.
They're small and they vibrate and they're robots.
michael mendoza
Also, like, this is like this is like an androgynous robot, but I mean, does it need to be more shaped like a woman for it not to be gay?
What if it starts off with a female voice and all of a sudden changes to a male voice?
elijah schaffer
If it's a guy's voice, is it gay to sleep with a gay?
Is it gay to sleep with a male robot, Chad?
I kind of want to know.
michael mendoza
Chat, is this real?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, chat.
Is it gay to sleep with a robot?
That's a good question.
I don't know, but maybe it is.
Perhaps it is, and I don't know about it.
That being said, was there something going on tonight?
Let me see what's going on here in the live categories.
We are talking about a pretty niche topic.
I guess there's a President Trump rally going on in Nevada.
How people cover that and even talk about those rallies is beneath me.
I feel like something's wrong with the numbers tonight because our numbers are really low, but then Fresh and Fit only has 1,000 watching live.
michael mendoza
Okay, yeah, that's something's definitely off then.
Yeah, it's not just because we're terrible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and like, no, I know.
And I was going to say, like, Matt Gates has like 800 watching live.
And then, like, Drew only has like Drew has like how many right now?
michael mendoza
I guess, like, is there some hundred going on?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Something's going, something's going wrong on the site.
We have to find out.
michael mendoza
Is there another hurricane coming towards us right now that we don't know about?
elijah schaffer
I just never seen this in my life before.
That sounds really wrong, right?
Freshman Fit having like 1,000 people watching live?
michael mendoza
That's definitely wrong.
I don't know what's going on.
elijah schaffer
That doesn't sound correct.
But maybe something's just happening tonight.
Maybe everyone's, you know what happened?
Maybe tonight.
Maybe tonight.
Everybody is thinking about getting off to a sex robot named Optimus.
Honestly, yeah, I know.
So, but that's actually the question.
So I have some more stuff on this before we transition.
So people are kind of talking about what this means for the future.
And I do want to have a discussion on the reality of how the future doesn't look bright.
And the thing about 15-minute cities is like they're everywhere, right?
Tampa's set to become a 15-minute city.
michael mendoza
I've heard about that.
elijah schaffer
Melbourne's already a 15-minute city, and they're already districting.
We know London and Essex and a few other places are 15-minute cities.
LA is working on it on some districts in their place, and so is New York.
But this idea of, you know, and they're going to create, they're tearing down these buildings and creating super complexes, which they're even doing here in Coral Gables in a few places, where like Lifetime's actually building housing plans, the gym.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
To where they have like a full-size gym just for the people who live there and like and squash and everything, and then like mixed-use and then Whole Foods at the bottom.
So you have your grocery store, your gym, and then they have offices.
We work as moving in there, but you get a free office or something if you move in there.
And this idea of mixed-use development is what is part of the 15-minute cities.
So that you literally go up and down in an elevator and you're at your gym, you're at your grocery store, you're everywhere you need to be.
And one of the key things about these stores, this is very open on their place, like the lifetime place, is they're not building enough parking spots for the units.
So they're coming with the assumption there's like very few parking spots being built and they're maximizing it for better facilities.
So they're kind of gearing people to not own vehicles, right?
And not own cars.
And that's part of the first stage of the 15-minute city is creating mixed-use development.
They're tearing down perfectly good buildings.
Speaking of green energy, green health, they don't care about the, they don't care.
They're tearing down perfectly good buildings to build mixed-use development.
And I've watched this.
This has been going on for a long time.
That's part of the reason why they installed the carbon cams in London and stuff because yeah, they can track your license plate.
And if you have a car that has a certain emission, you have to pay a fee, like a toll.
And so people who drive old cars have to pay a tax to drive them.
So you have to drive in.
EVs don't get taxed.
So it's a tax on gas drivers by keeping up these detectors.
So the way people don't understand how this stuff implements, this is I'm bringing this up.
Like, you don't just wake up one day and then there's a checkpoint and you can't move 15 minutes past your house.
That happens in China.
They did that during COVID.
unidentified
We still have like, you know, pesky things still showing
elijah schaffer
that.
unidentified
No.
It's back.
All right.
michael mendoza
Are we back?
Okay.
elijah schaffer
What was that?
michael mendoza
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Is it EV?
It's probably a streaming software, but Ryan, can we get a check on?
elijah schaffer
Can you DM Mike and explain to him what happened there?
michael mendoza
Okay.
unidentified
What happened?
michael mendoza
I was trying to open up Eevee Mugs, but it was logged into my account.
So for some reason, it just starts showing my thing.
Are we still live?
unidentified
Yeah, we're live.
That's good.
michael mendoza
We're still live.
Okay, good.
elijah schaffer
We're live and you're fired.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Oh, you know.
I'm going to go.
elijah schaffer
Look at these guys.
What can you even do?
What can you even do about these guys?
No, but like, but I'm saying that, like, you know, people keep saying nothing ever happens.
And I don't like that, that terminology because things are happening.
They're just a little more subtle than you'd understand.
Like, to remind you guys, just in earlier this year, I got several million views on a post.
I was one of the first bigger accounts publicly demonetized other than Dom Lucre.
And it started a turmoil, like getting demonetized on X.
It's like that was, it actually made news articles and stuff.
And now every day, people are just, you know, you speak out against Israel or something.
They just turn off your monetization.
And it goes, that's in within one year span, the free speech app punishes you.
And then you have, you know, you have the weird that guy, Ben Shapiro, scares me, man.
He's got some weird connections to Israel, like to Mossad and stuff.
Because he went, well, because he went with Elon Musk to Auschwitz, and then he went with Trump to pray at the rabbi's tomb here in Miami.
Why is Ben Shapiro with these guys at all of these like public struggle sessions?
That's just a weird like conduit, right?
Like that's just a very weird thing to be around the world with powerful people making them cry over Jews.
That's a very weird position to be in.
earl gray
It is weird.
But the thing that freaks me out the most is he wears this tiny little hat on his head.
elijah schaffer
To keep a few coins underneath.
Do you know about that?
Cling, cling, cling.
michael mendoza
I thought he had a bad bald spot and he was just kind of self-conscious of it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Why do I need to wear this hat?
Yeah.
earl gray
By the way.
elijah schaffer
Also, on a last show, I did this on a show and someone said that that was anti-Semitic.
That's actually, I was pretending to be a fly.
You've never seen flies?
unidentified
They go.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So before you become fly-Semitic or anti-fly medic, just know that I would never say anything anti-Semitic on the show.
Ever.
Because other than being pro-minority and pro-black, everybody knows that we love the United States government being occupied.
We love Zionists controlling our government and boasting about it and laughing about it at the RNC and everything like that.
And then I even love when patriots go, brother, you just, you know, you hate Israel and you hate me.
And they love, they like that they love that country more than their own country.
And as we collapse and our borders are open, that we send billions of dollars to defend someone else's.
I like that.
michael mendoza
So I like that.
elijah schaffer
That's what the show's built upon.
But flipping a script here for a second.
Is Musk a good or a bad guy?
This post by IDrew came up, said, Deuce, I don't know how to pronounce that.
michael mendoza
Deus.
elijah schaffer
Deus Ex Machina is a plot device in which an unlikely savior suddenly appears at the final hour when the situation seems hopeless.
In ancient Greek theater, they would literally drop a god character from wires on a stage, thus God out of the machine.
Elon changed his profile picture to the cover of the video game Deus Ex during the pandemic.
It's a little game made in 2000 that cover, this is weird English.
That's cover in the New York City skyline with only the twin towers missing.
The plot, you're a cyborg government agent that finds out that the global pandemic going was created by the government itself and turns on them.
You can see that there.
And so he turned his profile picture to Deus Ex.
That's crazy that in 2020 he had 33 million followers.
Now he's like 178 million.
One famous piece of tribute about Deus Ex is that if you look at the city skyline during the missions set in New York City, the Twin Towers are conspicuously absent.
And it says here that the one constant through the series is the Illuminati.
Majestic 12, the Knights Templar are also featured.
The world is facing a crisis caused by a mysterious nanovirus called the Gray Death.
JC Denton, a nano-augmented rookie agent for the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition, is sent to eliminate terrorist cells, but ends up drawn to the various schemes of rival factions and secret societies who are responsible for the epidemic.
So, yeah, I mean, we know that there's coding and things lined in, but that's why I'm kind of wondering if with Elon Musk, are these just random inventions or is he connecting?
This is kind of a weird statement, but is he in contact with like Nephmum?
Are we getting information from people?
And is he like on a timeline to sort of like take humanity on this road down into something deeper?
Kind of like the pandemic forever changed the world.
Just remember that.
Before 2001 and before 2020, the world was completely different those times.
And now it's forever changed.
Is he coming in to sort of usher in the age of a technocratic, you know, oligarchy type thing?
Is he bringing that in?
Is he ushering it in?
michael mendoza
I mean, it seems like it.
And by the way, you know, another thing that happens in the plot of Deus Ex Machina, I've actually never played the game myself.
It was a little bit before my time, but I learned about all this stuff later on.
But there are two warring AIs in the game.
And then towards the end of the game, that main character, JC Denton, I guess his name merges with the two AIs and he forms some kind of like super AI.
So there's also the element of AI in there.
So I think that Elon definitely fashions himself as like some kind of like AI overlord, even though he might not say it openly because obviously it probably wouldn't come off too well.
But, you know, even with his event yesterday where he was talking about the robots and the new cars, it was called We Robot.
So it's like, it's not even like he's trying to hide it.
I hate the term where they're like, oh, they're like, not even trying to hide it.
It's like mask off all the way.
elijah schaffer
You had Westworld when you got into the car.
Did you notice that?
No, the movie that was playing was Westworld, but with the robots AI imposed into the characters.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So it's like he's that's what he had playing.
Yeah, he's not even trying to hide it.
He's not even like trying to be like, oh, this is actually just like a cool little like thing.
It's like, no, he's like the freaking Westworld guy.
elijah schaffer
Remember, do you ever watch Westworld?
michael mendoza
I watched it for a season.
I watched that.
elijah schaffer
That was a great.
It got weird after season three, but also the vehicles looked like Elon Musk's vehicles in season three.
And the main thing they like to do is what?
They like to have sex with the robots.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Right?
And that was like a big thing.
And like, I wonder if these guys are trying to, that's like transhumanism.
And is it gayer to have sex to fuck a robot or to have it fuck you?
Is what someone asked in the chat.
Also, Australian Ben is in the chat.
He said, Earl Gray gets hard whenever he looks at robots.
earl gray
I saw that before.
I just wanted to say it's true.
elijah schaffer
He's going to be here in about a week and a half.
unidentified
Well, he'll be sitting here.
All right.
elijah schaffer
He'll be sitting here.
And someone said, the Jews are doing it.
Someone said first season was inspired.
Second season was gay.
Yeah, first season was good.
Second season wasn't good.
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michael mendoza
Also, too, just really quickly, I have a super chat that we missed earlier from racist Ronnie for $1.
It says, Elijah, tell the main people vote against changing the current main flag.
The socialists want to remove the two white guys from our flag.
Vote, vote, vote.
First of all, I didn't know that the main flag just has two white men on there.
Second of all, it's a very niche request.
I mean, I don't know how many viewers we have from Maine.
Maybe we have a lot of people.
Maybe we have hundreds of people watching from Maine.
I don't know.
I could be completely wrong, but what do you think about that?
Did you know that the main flag has two white guys on there?
I actually didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
I think we need to change that.
I think they need to be two robots fucking each other.
You know what I mean?
We need black robots.
What I was mad about is why are the robots white?
You know what I mean?
The first thing I thought about is why are we AI already white?
Why are white people interjecting themselves?
We need black robots.
Okay.
That's what we need.
michael mendoza
Also, too, if you guys want to send a Rumble rant, I can't put them on the screen as of right now, but we will read them on the show.
Been trying to be more proactive about that as of recent and trying to get people involved.
So go ahead, send a Rumble rant, and we will read it on the show.
Also, a chat that I just saw, we had Mr. Holdy, one second, sorry.
We had Mr. Earl Gray step away for one second, but I saw one that said, I want Earl Gray to teabag me.
unidentified
So Earl Gray, thoughts?
earl gray
I'm flattered.
Why?
michael mendoza
Do you get the joke?
Because Earl Gray and T and T bag and testicles and here's the problem, though.
elijah schaffer
If we can have black robots, you know what I mean?
Because I need to call a row out the N-word soon.
You know what I mean?
Like, I need to get it out of there.
My computer's black.
Yeah, my computer's black.
Why can't that be black?
All right, speaking of the devil and something else here with Elon.
I'm just saying I think there's something more.
Let's talk about this question here.
Are Christians obligated to vote?
And let's talk about voting.
So obviously, would you consider yourself, would you consider yourself a Groiper or are you just well?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I would consider myself a Groiper, yeah.
You would?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
michael mendoza
Yeah, I do, actually, because I'm half Mexican, because I'm half Mexican obviously.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, of course, not helping to stereotype.
unidentified
Exactly.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I know, yeah, exactly.
You're right.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I love the Groipers.
Shout out to the Groupers.
I don't know all of you.
I know some of you.
And those of you that I've met have been pretty fantastic people.
Some of you have actually not been very fantastic.
To the ones that physically assaulted me in the streets of Washington, D.C., he actually was quite unimpressed at your size.
However, to the most of you guys have been quite fantastic.
I do like the Groipers.
Not all of them.
earl gray
But not the Mexican ones.
elijah schaffer
Not the Mexicans.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I was the one who physically assaulted him, by the way, too.
In case you guys were watching, he's it physically.
elijah schaffer
It might have been analyze.
So we don't even know what's happening.
michael mendoza
It's still physical.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, all right.
All right.
But no, so actually, I love the Groipers.
But, you know, we're in a really weird time.
The election's coming up.
And the Groipers are not voting at all.
earl gray
So what was it?
Nick was basically telling them, don't vote for anybody.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I have a clip here.
I might as well watch it.
I don't know.
Did you bring up a clip there?
I need to find it.
I think I have one.
All right.
I want to talk about this.
earl gray
This is what started the conversation in terms of other conservatives coming in and saying, if you don't vote, I mean, it's your Christian obligation to vote, basically.
elijah schaffer
So that's what they're saying, right?
earl gray
And here's, I think I have in reaction to that.
Whatever Nick was saying, I think.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me see if I can bring this up.
I didn't realize I posted so much.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's like going through Ed Miles Chong's timeline.
You thought that he posted a lot.
He does post a lot.
He posts a ton, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to see where did I say this, though?
I said it on Twitter.
I'm just looking for the actual tweet.
This is what's problematic for me.
Here you go.
Someone posted the video underneath my video, I think, down here.
Okay.
Maybe this might be it.
It might not be.
I didn't watch this, but check this out.
unidentified
Don't speak.
It's all be over soon.
michael mendoza
I don't think this is the one, but please.
earl gray
You're going to let Kamala win.
unidentified
You're going to get this country to a communist just because you're so selfish.
If you're saying if Trump doesn't do what you want him to do, you're going to hold the campaign hostage.
elijah schaffer
Okay, he's a funny guy, right?
He's a funny guy.
But this is a really serious topic because it's not just him.
Lila Rose of the Live Action, who's one of the more influential individuals, also has called.
And Ben Zeisloft, I think, too.
Sorry, Ben, if I'm misquoting you.
You're welcome to come on the show.
He was another prominent Christian voice.
Again, let's take Ben.
I just saw Ben in the conversation, but prominent people are saying to not, like, we don't need to vote for Trump and not to vote for Trump because he's not going to make abortion illegal.
We're not going to focus on that.
In fact, just remember, Trump's probably had abortions, okay?
Like, I mean, just 100%.
Like, 100%.
Like, and that's why even he was laughing when that Jew, that comedian Jewish guy, Andrew Schultz.
Yeah, was like, yeah, you sure you really want to make abortion illegal now?
Because, you know, Baron's attractive, he's rich, he's tall.
He's like, yep, he's got it all.
And he's like, and he's going to be getting around New York.
You know, you sure don't want to keep abortion on the table for a bit longer.
And Trump laughed at it, you know, like, because obviously Trump knows what's up with his life.
He was a liberal Democrat, you know, pretty much his whole life.
And, you know, he's a good business guy.
I mean, there's a lot of these guys that I think I ought to be careful about.
But I'm just going to be completely honest here.
I like Nick a lot.
I'm going to have him on the show at the end of the month.
We're going to talk about this.
We're going to have a discussion.
It's going to get released before the election in person, by the way.
So it'll be great.
He's coming to the studio.
So this is not against him.
This is quite a few people on the conservative right have said, we're going to be withholding our vote for either for Israel, Iran war, or whatever.
And my thing is, I'll be completely honest.
I'm not a groupie.
I don't follow anyone.
I think it's fucking moronic.
Like, I genuinely think it's retarded to withhold your vote.
I personally do.
Because, you know, these issues are very important.
But one issue that people are not realizing is also very important is the ability to have your voice.
And censorship is going to get so much worse under Kamala Harris.
She was the one who led the joint chief of staff and started the censorship bureau behind the scenes on their first fucking week in office to then work and coordinate to create the open doors with the tech companies, which we found out through X, through YouTube, and Wijeki and Zuckerberg.
And Zuckerberg talked about this too.
That was her that headed that up.
Plus, she tried to get the censorship czar.
Remember her?
Remember that one chick that had the dance videos at Creepy Girl?
michael mendoza
Yeah, for her name.
elijah schaffer
That was Kamala Harris' idea under DHS.
She tried to weaponize the DHS into a censorship bureau.
In my opinion, I'll address all those issues in a little bit that we're talking about.
But when we're talking about the ability to even exercise your First Amendment right to oppose Trump or to oppose Kamala, you're going to have a hard time opposing Kamala and actually using your voice on the internet or anywhere for that matter and making money, et cetera.
Life will be a lot harder in terms of your restrictions of your liberties if she wins.
And to me, not voting, I've watched, I've seen what people say.
I'm not convinced at all.
And I'm telling people, please vote.
Like, do not not vote.
Because why the fuck are you not going to vote?
What is life better with Kamala?
It's like, well, you know, we're going to get a war with Iran.
We can talk about the other issues.
But just on censorship, let's start there.
Do you honestly think that Trump or I mean, life would be less censorious under Trump or more censorious in general?
Not on just one issue, not on Jews or something.
But do you think in general we would have more access on social media, less access if Trump wins?
michael mendoza
In terms of censorship, no, yeah, it probably would be worse under Kamala.
But, you know, I think a lot of the angle with this too is that, you know, I mean, people, because, okay, people have been asked to kind of hold their nose and vote for a long time now.
Even like not just like the presidential election, but in the primary elections for Congress and Senate and everything.
I think that it is supposed to be somewhat of a protest vote, or I guess the lack of a vote.
Also, too, I mean, frankly, I just think that if you think that the popular vote is doing anything and then you're not in a swing state and that an individual vote's going to sway anything, I just don't personally believe that.
I think that these candidates are kind of selected before.
And also, if you think that, you know, one person's vote or even a big group, a big swath of people's votes way more than Sheldon Adelson's 100 million, or not Sheldon Adelson, now North Miriam Adelson's $100 million donation, I think that is just not the case.
Like, I mean, they have way more sway than this.
And he's kind of in the bag for these bigger special interest groups at this point.
There's not much we can even do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying that.
We'll talk about the other issues.
We're not just censorship.
We're going issue by issue here because I'm saying to people, they're talking about certain issues, which I might even agree with them on, but I don't think we're going to be able to exercise our rights more freely under Kamala.
And I think that they're going, like, the court should weaponize the courts.
They want to stack the Supreme Court.
Like, there's other things than just, like, I don't want Israel to have control either.
But unfortunately, there's other issues on the table than just Israel and Iran.
That's my opinion.
earl gray
Well, in terms of censorship, it was worse under Trump, right?
Because we didn't own any of the social media platforms.
So it's been better in the last four years, probably because Elon Musk has had Twitter and then people are being allowed to post and say whatever they want, right?
You could argue that.
elijah schaffer
No, I would say like it's like it's not even a like it used to be under Trump.
I could still get views on YouTube and stuff.
And then, as the time went on, like now, even if you're right-wing, you can't even start a show on YouTube.
Like, it won't, it won't, nothing will happen.
You can't, we don't even do it anymore.
earl gray
So, you know, people getting demonetized and banned for the COVID stuff.
All that stuff happened under Trump, right?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but that's what I'm trying to say: is the first thing that happened.
A lot of that was, it wasn't just independent stuff.
So it was actually under Biden.
So under Trump, there was a little bit of that, but all the vaccine stuff was under Biden.
Biden came in in 2021, January, before the vaccines were fully out.
And that was their bureau.
In the first and second week, they created a bureau to open up a direct liaison in every tech company and to, with that, with her and Adam Schiff, to directly request the censorship of individuals who came against medical misinformation, anti-government rhetoric.
And it was a response to January 6th.
They created the first direct line to censor rights.
And then Tim Waltz and Kamala say they don't think misinformation and hate speech should be protected under the First Amendment, meaning that even more of what you say, I can no longer call you my nigga, or something like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, well, and then also, too, just in the last week, Trump, I mean, Trump has, and like, by the way, we're talking about censorship, but this is kind of relevant to it.
I know it kind of gets into the Israel thing.
But I mean, just this in the last week, Trump did, what, like, three or four different speaking arrangements with like pro-Israel groups.
And then one of which, one of which he was saying that he would, I don't like, like, deport anti-Semites or like get them out of the country.
So it's like, is censorship going to be that much better like under Trump?
Like, I mean, he really is like bought and paid for by his guys.
In 2016, I was very excited about Trump.
I'm just like, I just don't have that vigor anymore, unfortunately.
elijah schaffer
Will tech companies still be liberal?
Yes.
Will Trump be running a censorship bureau in the government and actually be making direct requests from the executive branch to shut down individuals based on them making anti-Semitic remarks?
I doubt that.
I don't think that's the way he's going to run the government.
I don't think Trump's going to be running the government like that.
They're more transparent.
They always have been.
And in the end, anyways, he tries to slash and cut the budget.
But what I am saying is, is that that's one issue.
Number two, look, this problem with this Israel thing, every single politician out there, besides maybe Massey, maybe Massey, maybe Massey would be a Zionist.
But here's my refutation to that.
You know who's the biggest fucking cuck Zionist out there?
The governor of this state, Ron DeSantis.
I would still rather during COVID or something live in a Republican state run by a Republican cuck Zionist than under Tim Waltz cuck Zionists who want to shoot people on their porches with pepper guns for fucking violating their orders.
You know, it's like it's like Israel is controlled by Zionists too.
You know, whatever.
Okay, great.
Israel was crazy, and that was a crazy nation, right?
That was insane.
They were some of the strictest laws that were out there.
Clearly, Zionism is not the key factor of why a governor or some politician is going to make a good or a bad decision in every situation.
And the reason why I say that, that's really important to note, is because out there with these, whatever, this bullshit, it's like Australia is less controlled by Israel than they would be directly controlled by the United States, right?
And you could say that's also controlled by Israel as well.
I'm saying the United States has such a massive influence on that country and China too, right?
It's a little bit, it's like a kid split and getting their arms pulled in every direction.
And it's like, you know, ultimately speaking, countries are going to do what they're going to do.
But Ron DeSantis is a bigger cuck for Israel than Trump, in my opinion, because it's the same thing or even worse.
And to this day, even during the hurricane response or actual policy issues, he was better and he's a great governor to live under.
And things have been fantastic in terms of structural organization.
Even the economy of the state's doing great.
And these are not all the only things.
So I'm not telling people not to care or not to press Trump, but nobody's told me how abstaining from voting for him, what does that do?
I think Lily Rose's people are talking about that being a moral thing.
You don't want to have your hands clean of the mess.
Why would you vote for any fucking person then?
Why would you ever vote for the rest of your life?
What are you going to have?
michael mendoza
That's why I don't know what to do.
Why would you?
unidentified
Good point.
elijah schaffer
No, why would you?
Get that fuck out of the country.
Go somewhere else.
Go build your own country and go join that system.
If you don't want to participate in this system, you're like a fucking black person who just doesn't want to follow rules in a grocery store and just, you know, the rules their GTA map.
If you don't want to follow the rules, go fucking move to another country.
Don't want to vote and join a system and you want to destroy it, then just be honest, say I want to fucking destroy it and go to good.
Go destroy it.
Sitting around and not voting is going to do, I promise you it's going to do nothing.
It's going to do nothing.
It's going to elect Kamal Harris.
earl gray
But what about the perspective that if you vote, they'll rig it anyway?
elijah schaffer
Well, we're.
earl gray
That's what a lot of people say.
Right yeah, if you vote and you have overwhelming support, and then overnight they drop a bunch of ballots and they, they change the thing.
So it doesn't matter.
Maybe it's pre-planned or that they, they have uh, some type of uh plan in mind and that'll happen regardless if you vote or not.
elijah schaffer
Right yeah, they can't, but they failed in 2016.
So you know about the whole thing.
Right, of what allegedly happened in 2016 was that actually apparently, it was Israel who switched some of the the machines, because they, they rigged it for Hillary and that's part of the reason why he's loyal to them is Mossad apparently intercepted some of the switch and they were able to switch back votes to Trump, and so that's why he's loyal, because they rigged 2016, they rigged 2020 and they just didn't think they were going to rig it, or they underestimated how much they could.
earl gray
If you can rig something like in 2020, or allegedly both, then then what then?
What good is your vote anyway?
Right, they'll just make it up and they'll just switch it around.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're thinking.
That's what populism is though, is that maybe enough of us can come together, the idea of us coming together to try to outdo the masters or the deep state, whatever you want to call them.
It's like maybe we can get enough people to vote to get someone in and i'm not coming out here saying, Trump is your guy.
In fact, I don't.
I don't even want to call him Trump.
Like I voted for Trump twice, i'm not voting Trump's, not even Trump.
Now, Trump is something else.
Okay, so I understand the grievances it's, but it's, like it's one of these things where it's like it's the reason why divorces don't work.
You know what I mean?
Like like.
A lot of people are like, why am I getting divorced?
Like, just trust me, try to work it out as best as you can, because i've you know, for most situations, divorces complicate things and make life worse right, and then they made what?
No-fault divorce, and so then people are just like, fine well, i'm just gonna get divorced or whatever.
Now we have this fucking broken system where family doesn't even matter and marriage means nothing because you can just end it on whatever whimps.
Now, marriage means nothing.
Well, with voting, what we did notice is a lot of people turn out to vote.
That's, we just found out.
They were rigging elections.
So part of why populism is important is it starts to point out, you go wait a second.
There's no way Biden got the most votes of any president in history.
That's insane.
He was not.
He's unpopular.
He wasn't popular and they couldn't even run a second term.
They couldn't even.
They couldn't even rig it in his favor.
He was so bad in the polls he couldn't even rig it in his favor.
However, with populism is saying maybe we can get this guy in now.
My point is with censorship is, if she gets in and we get into this place where they get full domineering control over all tech and they create, you know, new departments, maybe they take the Senate and and there, so we're passing laws, they're getting ratified, we're bringing them in.
It's basically the end of the country and people go.
Well, you know, if the country collapses, what will happen?
What do you think this is?
You think some Christian Catholic, you know kid is gonna come up and slay demons and take over the country?
No, you're gonna.
Russia didn't collapse and the USSR collapse.
It is what it is.
It still remains.
The USA will still be around, whether it's the global leader or not.
All that's gonna happen I mean realistically is that we're just gonna get cocked or overshadowed by another nation.
We're gonna have less global hegemony, our dollar is going to inflate and we're gonna have a lot more turmoil and chaos.
There's no good reason to not.
I've never heard someone say one good thing that will happen with Trump not getting In, but they can come up with good reasons if Kamala doesn't get in.
You come up with bad reasons for when they both come in.
Yeah, of course.
But my point is, like, what's good if Kamala gets in?
Nothing.
What's good with Trump gets in?
Well, number one, with inflation.
Number two, yeah, legal immigration?
No, that's going to be shitty.
But illegal immigration will be fixed.
So at the very least, you know, we'll be replaced by Indians and Chinese taking our jobs.
No, but as a joke, saying at least we'll get some measure so that we can stop bringing these fucking Haitians and people.
At least we'll get some grip on something.
Like it'll put the brakes on a few things.
And with the war with Iran, we'll probably be at war with Iran anyways because they're fucking giving them cash.
They're armed.
They do whatever the hell they want.
You think Kamala is going to stand up to Iran when they go to war?
Israel wants war.
They're bombing Lebanon.
They're going to go to war with Iran eventually.
Maybe Trump can work some deal out.
I know Berlin says he really wants the war with Iran, but realistically, he wants to give Israel hegemonic power over the entire region.
That's what I think.
I don't think he wants war with Iran.
I think he wants Israel to control the region.
Right?
Isn't that what he wants?
He wants Israel to have like geopolitical control of the Middle East.
Exactly.
No, yeah, the David Crown or whatever.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, yeah.
I mean, he doesn't want to punch Iran in the face just for the sake of punching Iran in the face.
It's definitely because his donors want him to go to war with Iran because they've been trying to drum that up for decades now.
I mean, Netanyahu has gone in front of the UN and tried to present quote-unquote evidence about their nuclear capabilities.
They've always been saying that they're weeks or days away from making a bomb.
So it's kind of just been in the cards for a long time now.
And then Trump is a person that's going to bring it in for them.
elijah schaffer
So, but how that's what I'm asking you: how would life be better if Kamala wins?
Because that's what withholding your vote is helping her win.
How will life be better if she wins?
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, Biden actually has been a little bit more apprehensive, and even though he's been kind of like taking the knee every time to giving Israel aid, but I mean, they actually have a little bit more pressure from their base to not support Israel.
Yeah, because I mean, you know, they're more anti-Zionist, whereas the right wing, you know, there's a lot of the evangelical crowd who's, you know, pro-Israel no matter what, because they think they believe in, was it pre-dispensationalism or pre-dispensation?
Kamala right now.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Directly requested that there would not be Palestinians from Gaza on the stage of the DNC and she wanted hostage families instead from Israel.
I mean, come on.
I mean, are you really going to buy that because Bernie Sanders and Rashida Talib and other people are anti-Semitic or they hate Israel?
Like, yeah, the young communist base doesn't like Jews and stuff like that, but the establishment DNC is just as fucked up as they are.
In my opinion, you're talking about, she's an established.
That's my point.
I mean, we're not talking about Rashida Talib.
We're not talking about Bernie.
We're talking about the most establishment DNC candidate on the issue of Israel.
You fucking get Israel either way.
She's, you know, like, you don't think she's compromised, blackmailed?
My point is like on Israel, there's not like one of them is going to be better.
Like, she's going to be a shitty, she's going to be pushed around, bought out by Israel.
michael mendoza
She already is.
elijah schaffer
She took money from them.
michael mendoza
Well, so one thing I will say, too, though, is that I don't think that Kamala or Biden have anyone that's like even comparable to a Jared Kushner in their ear.
Whereas Trump has Jared Kushner right in his ear.
It's his son-in-law.
So it's like, you know, and then that's like a, like, I mean, I think that Netanyahu used to stay over at Jared Kushner's house when he was younger.
So it's just like, you know.
And like, by the way, you know, they're trying to push for the third temple being built in Jerusalem.
Like, they want Iran to be bombed because they want to build their third temple and then they want to bring up, bring about the Mashiach, aka the Antichrist.
earl gray
And Kamala's not down there in what, Miami with the Jews wearing a small little hat.
michael mendoza
Actually, yeah.
I haven't seen that either.
earl gray
I haven't seen it.
elijah schaffer
That's from him, though.
michael mendoza
Do women wear.
elijah schaffer
You can't separate women and men.
michael mendoza
I think women just wear like a head covering.
elijah schaffer
It's like a scarf of water.
It's a wig.
Yeah, she's she can't.
earl gray
But I haven't seen that.
elijah schaffer
She's allowed to go to those things.
That's men only.
They have a separation of sexes.
Women can't go to those things.
From my understanding.
earl gray
She's not hanging out with Ben Shabira, is my point.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I'll look this up.
But yeah, I've listened to her comments on Israel over the years, too.
She was my senator.
I lived in California.
She was my senator, and she was my AG and everything.
I've known about, I was going to her rallies.
I have videos from seven years ago, you know, following her around the state, okay?
Meaning, I have followed her for a long time.
She's 100% very pro-Israel.
Like, I know this for a fact.
She is 100% pro-Israel.
She's always been outspoken about her support for Israel.
She's just a fucking bitch now, and she's trying not to say so much, just like they didn't pick Shapiro, because a lot of their base doesn't like Israel.
But a lot of our base doesn't either.
The right-wing base doesn't either, but it's not going to sway the power, the military-industrial complex and what they want.
Like, it's not going to sway the millions of dollars, Zod dollars, poor politicians' pockets.
earl gray
We're going to war either way.
elijah schaffer
Basically, I think if we'd go to war less of a chance, if I think with Iran, there could be some sort of a peace deal made or something made in the Middle East to broker power and give them a little bit of a seat or something, or they can end up siding with Russia and we could pull out of Ukraine and then we might make, I think he might, I think he would end the war in Ukraine, first of all.
That's one big thing.
I think he would find an end to that.
earl gray
Well, that's a huge positive.
I think he came against the war in Ukraine, and that was the big difference.
elijah schaffer
I think he would have to do it.
earl gray
I'm in Ron DeSantis, right?
Ron DeSantis was pro-it.
The Democrats are pro-it.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying, I'm going to some pro things.
I think he'll get the war stopped in four years.
I think he'll get the Ukraine war stopped, and the white Christians will stop killing each other in another brother war.
That's important to me.
That's why I don't understand them not voting, because those issues are important, and we should push back on these people.
But like, stopping the Ukraine war is important.
I think getting a hold of our border is important.
Like, yes, I don't want Chinese and Indians replacing us, but also this idea of these Venezuelan gangs and people coming up and these Haitians, that shit is like not about a cultural issue of replacement.
That's like our immediate safety, right?
Like, all these Arabs and people that are flooding in.
Like, this is not good.
And if he wants to have shitty immigration policy, we'll push back on that.
But Kamala, she's been the borders are.
Look where it's at.
We have like several million people, more people than are the population of like 12 states have come in illegally under her.
Like, that's a big fucking problem.
There are cities in the Midwest that were completely white.
Talk about replacement.
The Indians and Chinese weren't going to Springfield, Ohio.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They were going to fucking, you know, San Francisco and North Dallas and shit.
And now you got cities.
I just saw like there was a small town that's always had 15,000 white people and it's only had like two black people.
And now it's like 43% Haitian in Guatemalan in the last two years.
They brought in like 5,000 and they're talking about their schools and they're just pouring kids in now.
There's 23 languages spoken in this one little.
So they're systematically, they moved 5% of Haiti's population into America intentionally into white towns to directly replace them.
So they've, under Kamala, it's not like we just have issues with these foreigners and these, you know, these poop jeets and all this shit coming into our country.
We have a problem with the fact that there's no white areas to go left because now they're all just Haitian and shit.
Haitians are not chill people.
michael mendoza
No, not at all.
elijah schaffer
I've watched them on the internet.
They were somewhat like, if we were in Haiti, we would fucking kill you for calling us the N-word.
Sure, you would, dude.
They do it on Chicago, too.
earl gray
Go move.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I just like, I get being mad about the issues.
I get voting reluctantly.
I get going and being like, look, like, I'm honest.
I'm not excited to cast a vote for Trump.
I don't feel riveting.
I don't feel like my life's going to become a million times better, but I know that it will get worse under Kamala with what's going on.
We'll continue the wars.
Other wars will break out.
You really think that Kamala is going to have any balls to stop Israel from fucking engaging in a war with Iran?
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No one ever.
No one ever does.
elijah schaffer
That's just my, that's just what I've seen her.
I mean, she's in power now.
You can look at her record.
michael mendoza
Well, yeah, all that's just to say, tune in at the end of the month because we will be having a one Nicholas J. Fuentes to talk about this issue in greater depth.
It's going to be a great episode.
elijah schaffer
By the way, someone said Bro sounding like a boomer with Borders Art.
She literally is the border czar.
That's literally her title.
She was given the title.
Am I wrong on that?
She was, yeah.
michael mendoza
No, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
She's called the border czar.
That's actually what they.
Yeah, that's actually what her title was given.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Mr. White is in the studio right now, and he corrected us that they changed the Wikipedia because, yeah, now they're trying to memory hole that, which, by the way, I know that the super chat, or not super charter, but the chatter who said that.
Yeah, I know.
I know it sounds like Fox News, but it's true.
Sorry.
earl gray
So wasn't the original question.
If you're a Christian, you're obligated to change.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll go into that.
But you know what's crazy, guys?
I was just thinking about this.
Israel is kicking ass.
You know who else has been kicking ass?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
earl gray
Could you tell me?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
unidentified
Close.
elijah schaffer
Chuck Norris is 84 years old.
And he's been kicking ass.
Honestly, yeah, he's been getting a lot of energy, moving freely.
And he's got this video where he's sharing: if you are starting to lack energy and you're moving in a direction, he changed one thing in his life.
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When you go to chuckdefense.com slash offensive, just know his wife and him are literally geriatric patients.
unidentified
They're old.
elijah schaffer
They're in their 80s and they say they feel like 50.
He's a black belt flipping around.
I don't know how he does it, but apparently he has a trick.
And you can find out the same way that we all did, which is absolutely amazing right there at ChuckDefense.com slash offensive.
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I'm pretty heated about this, by the way.
This should be good because our first, I think right now, our first Controlled Chaos podcast with me, Sneeko, Nick Fuentes, and Myron Gaines from Fresh With Fit is tentatively scheduled right now on the 27th of October.
So before the election.
And then I think on election night, even though we're streaming here, I think we're planning on all doing a multi-stream and beaming into each other's shows and doing some stuff on election night as well to try to get the anti-Zionist crew together.
unidentified
Yeah, you know, exactly.
On election night.
I'm like, oh, another guy from APAC won the one.
elijah schaffer
Woo-hoo!
unidentified
You know, we'll be like, ooh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
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unidentified
there.
elijah schaffer
And we're back.
Anyway, welcome back to the show.
unidentified
This is slightly offensive.
elijah schaffer
You can play some confetti of color.
unidentified
Yo, blasting, blasting, blasting.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Anyway, it is quite interesting here as apparently Earl is not going to be voting in this election.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Mr. Earl has left us, and he has left the polls because he's not, but he didn't even cast a vote when he left the polls.
So, you know, he's not doing his duty as an American because obviously he was born and raised here, as you can tell.
elijah schaffer
Someone said that this music sounds like sodomy laws being violated.
That's a gay music.
You know what he's saying?
Music's gay?
michael mendoza
I guess so.
Yeah, I mean, I never made that connection before, but you know, and Tel Aviv, it's legal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I uh I picked the music, so that's the problem, probably.
All right, so moving along here, someone said, I don't want Chat's just like, we're talking about this, like, let's ban usury.
I agree.
Listen, I agree.
Trump is also planning on putting restrictions on usury, which is kind of crazy.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's that's that's probably the best thing that he's uh proposed thus far.
Oh, hey, uh, Mr. Mr. Earl Greer, how nice of you to uh join us.
It's gonna block, okay.
unidentified
All right, okay, it's the Nakba, yeah, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I was gonna say, well, the last positive thing before we talk about this about Trump, he's planning on putting restrictions on usury.
I don't even know about the restricting, like, well, that's a good percentage of loans that Jews can pull on.
michael mendoza
Which, by the way, he announced that at like a Jewish event, which is just like and no one clapped.
Everyone's like, and then that was the only, that was the only time he ever mentioned that ever.
He hasn't mentioned it since he'd mentioned before there was no kind of like official press release.
It just said one time, and he left at that, refused to elaborate, walked out, chat face.
earl gray
It's pretty.
Look, I'm not totally against Trump.
I think he's doing a lot of good things.
And a lot of people are saying, like, he's showing up to these Jewish events and like mocking them to their face and pretending like he doesn't know what he's doing.
And that could be he's playing footy chess, some type of thing.
unidentified
But trust the planning on exactly.
earl gray
Like, oh, I don't know, accidentally disrespecting their Talmud or whatever they do, whatever satanic rituals they sort of get up to.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Dolan Tyret said, didn't know gay Mexican Jews were a thing.
michael mendoza
Well, you know, learn something new every day.
I mean, he was that the humanoid robots were until tonight either.
So there you go.
unidentified
Oh, man.
earl gray
I love it.
elijah schaffer
They were just ripped.
Okay, so going to this idea of are Christians obligated to vote?
Eric Metaxas, who unfollowed me.
Oh, nice.
I was invited on his show, I believe, one time, and then they unfollowed.
michael mendoza
I don't know much about him.
I've seen his name before because he has such a weird last name.
It sounds like an app or something, but I don't know anything about him.
elijah schaffer
Well, he used to follow me.
So he said, Christians who think not voting is an acceptable option have believed a satanic lie.
No, to vote is to vote.
In your petulant and pious, it's pious.
It's pietistic.
michael mendoza
Piety?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Pietistic inaction.
You will help evil to harm these God has commanded you to love.
The devil owns the fence you are sitting on.
Do not be deceived.
This is in response to Megan Basham, who she said, there have been considerable efforts from evangelical leaders to convince Christians there is something sinful about exercising their political power through their vote.
Now we see the result.
This is depriving the nation of salt and light in the public square.
Millions of Christians not planning to vote this November could shape election study.
So basically people are saying, look, you have to earn our vote.
And if you don't do this, then we're not going to vote for you.
But I think that not voting is voting.
That's personally my opinion on that.
That's how the polls go.
People who don't vote in key districts and swing states, especially.
I wonder if Christians all got together and maybe were smart and got a coalition how there's like, you know, got together and said, hey, we can bring together 50,000 votes here in whip the votes.
If you'll work on abortion, we can win you these three states.
And we and they didn't just complain.
Like, well, I just wanted abortion to be illegal.
So do I?
But I know, but just, I just, I mean, like, like, it's like, why don't you whip together, create a coalition like the Jews do, and start putting some money behind this stuff and going and be like, hey, look, we can literally, these are all Christian Pennsylvania, these are all Christian cities.
We can whip the votes and bring them together and we can win you this.
And if we win this on this end, we want you to go ahead and make this illegal.
You can make backdoor deals like that.
But instead, you know, well, that's what Jews do.
I'm just saying, that's what they do.
Like, hey, we'll give you millions of dollars, but you got to do a couple favors first.
You got to win me vote in the war with Iran.
You got to say, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You got to vote yes.
That's it.
You know, very, very few stipulations.
You got to put an anti-Semitism bill.
You got to put it out.
I wish Christians were a little bit more like a coalition.
That's my personal opinion.
Rather than this, like, it's always our issue on the right wing.
Too individualistic and we're too splintered.
And Christians have too many factions.
michael mendoza
I think there are groups like that, but just unfortunately, they don't involve themselves with manipulating financial markets or usury.
So they don't make as much money as other groups.
earl gray
They don't have as much sway.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
They don't have as much sway.
elijah schaffer
Christians don't have much sway.
Christians are rich.
Every Christian I know is rich.
michael mendoza
Oh, well, I mean, yeah.
Well, look, I'm not saying that there's no rich Christians.
I'm just saying that the bulk of the ones that are uber-rich usually working in manipulating financial markets, George Soros, or usury.
So, or tech.
Also, gambling too, and porn.
earl gray
The evangelicals kind of split down the middle, or I don't know how they're split, but a lot of them are Democrat as well.
Like, they vote that way.
michael mendoza
You got it.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
You got it.
They're all gray.
So, that's what they don't want you to know.
earl gray
In this post, both these people don't tell you who to vote for or anything like that.
They're just saying you have to vote.
elijah schaffer
Well, Joel Barry said, Well, you know, Joel Berry.
earl gray
I love Joel Berry.
elijah schaffer
He's a big fan of Joel Berry.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he's a big Christian, right?
elijah schaffer
He said, if you're a Christian and you aren't voting, you are abdicating your responsibility as a co-leader of this nation.
Your vote is your share in leadership.
It has been entrusted to you by God to steward.
It is wrong to ignore your responsibility.
earl gray
I don't think you can say that.
michael mendoza
Okay.
I don't think you can say that.
So we have a lot of these Democrats who are encouraging us to vote.
That's kind of telling me something.
You know, I mean, I'm not.
earl gray
I don't know if this guy is a Democrat.
elijah schaffer
He is a Democrat.
michael mendoza
No, I think I registered Democrat.
I checked the vote of Rolls.
elijah schaffer
Seth Berry is a registered Democrat.
michael mendoza
I checked the vote of Roll Bill Brown.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Seth Dylan's a Democrat too.
earl gray
They're both Democrats.
unidentified
Oh.
michael mendoza
They're all Democrats.
earl gray
I thought it was.
elijah schaffer
So is their head.
So is all their other people.
The head of the other one, the girl, they're all Democrats.
They're all Democrats.
unidentified
All right.
earl gray
Well, I take what I said back.
I didn't hear that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because Democrats are the real racists.
earl gray
Well, it's weird that he's appealing to Christians here and saying if you sit on the fence, they're Christian Democrats.
elijah schaffer
Because they're Christian Democrats.
They're formed Democrats.
earl gray
Well, that's my gripe against this.
It's like, I don't think you should.
Okay, if there's an argument to say.
elijah schaffer
I know him.
I like him.
unidentified
I like him.
earl gray
You like him?
michael mendoza
Either way, hold on, wait.
So Joel Berry, that's not, he's not Babylon B. That's Seth Dylan, right?
elijah schaffer
No, Joel Berry.
Joel Berry and they're both Babylon B Democrats.
I used to be friends with Seth Dylan.
michael mendoza
Babylon B. Democrats.
elijah schaffer
Dad followed me as well.
Remember that?
I totally followed over my views on the Israel war.
earl gray
I wasn't sure about Joel Berry.
unidentified
He did.
earl gray
Are you 100% sure about that?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
Yes.
earl gray
I didn't know that.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
This is all about.
earl gray
But it's like a Ben Shapiro move where it's interesting where he's telling Christians what to do.
And it's like, I don't think you should listen to this guy as a Christian.
And I don't think he should have any authority or any opinion on what Christians should or should not be doing.
That's just my opinion.
michael mendoza
Because he's a Democrat.
earl gray
Because if he's a Democrat, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So he went on.
Read that.
Can you read that?
earl gray
Me?
Yeah.
Since Jesus has never been on the ballot, every vote in human history has been a choice between two evils.
Kamala wants to codify Roe for the whole country.
Grow up and do your duty to save your unborn neighbors.
elijah schaffer
I agree with the codifying, stopping Roe from being codified.
Honestly, that's obviously, if you're not familiar with American law, that would be bringing abortion into Christianity.
earl gray
I don't know if he's a fan of Jesus, so I don't know why he's using it.
elijah schaffer
He's a Christian.
earl gray
He is a Christian?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but he's a Christian Democrat.
unidentified
Okay.
earl gray
I don't know how that works.
elijah schaffer
I don't know that works.
No, because what happens is we fight for Christianity, but then when it comes to defending Democrat Nation, then all of a sudden that comes out like, you, we need to defend Democrat nation.
So there's still the loyalty of the Democratic ethno-state.
unidentified
I'm just saying the Democrats are really, it's still out there.
michael mendoza
How do you even form a Democratic ethno-state?
So does your mother have to be?
elijah schaffer
U.S. manipulation.
michael mendoza
So does your mother have to be a Democrat and then you're born to yourself?
earl gray
You're automatically a Democrat if your mother's a Democrat.
That's how it works.
michael mendoza
Actually, you know what?
Isn't it a Democratic holiday tomorrow?
elijah schaffer
Then again, everybody says that everyone's a Democrat.
earl gray
It's not today.
michael mendoza
There's a Democratic holiday tomorrow, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yom Kippur, which is actually named after what happens when you're around Democrats when you say, Mom, I'm poor.
And then they named it, they just did a little euphemism, Yom Kippur, where we make people poor.
You know what I mean?
Anyway.
michael mendoza
Speaking of Democrats, can we talk about this Lieutenant Dan guy?
Because I heard that he voted for Joe Biden.
elijah schaffer
Are we doing this?
unidentified
All right, Lieutenant.
earl gray
Moving on from this.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say in the, okay, well, my only comment on that was, in retrospect, that I do kind of agree on the observation.
earl gray
But do you think it's a Christian obligation to vote?
You have to vote as a Christian.
elijah schaffer
I believe that it would be the all things are lawful, meaning you have the right as a Christian.
You're not necessarily sinning, not necessarily sinning by not voting.
But I do think with what's on the line here, especially with abortion, I would say you're retarded for not voting for Trump to stop this.
However, I would say as a Christian that there is an idea of actually, yeah, having manifest destiny or God's power and dominion on earth, if you're not going out and participating to help make your choice, I would say you're retarded.
I would say you're only sinning if you are, you're held to the knowledge to which you know, the Bible says.
So if you don't understand your responsibility as a believer on this world to be salt of the earth, light of the world, to go out and to make your life known, and you are in this democracy and you can make your vote known in the Republic, I don't think you understand what the point of your faith is.
So I personally, but I don't think that, I don't think, I think that he's the only one who made sense based on the codifying of Roe.
He's saying that we have to fight for unborn children.
And on that note, we have, by not doing this, you are allowing young unborn people to die in the future.
So you are siding with evil.
I do agree with that.
People don't agree with that, but you know, abortion is the weirdest thing in society that we accept.
It's the weirdest thing.
earl gray
But also, is Trump strong on abortion?
elijah schaffer
He at least puts it in the world.
earl gray
I don't think that's a great point.
elijah schaffer
So she wants to codify Roe so that states can't make their own laws.
His justice has already got rid of Roe.
So now states like this, other states, abortion is very restricted and very limited.
She wants to reverse all that and bring it back to where it's unlimited through nine months.
You can just kill a baby.
So that's what she's planning on bringing back.
Her and Tim Waltz have the same view.
So my point is, is like, on that note, yeah, that's why it's the knowledge to which you know.
If a Christian didn't know that and just thought that they were trying to avoid a war with Iran, then I don't think God's going to hold it against you for not participating in something you don't understand.
But if you know that your vote could change and save children's lives and you're not doing that because you have some bone to pick with Israel, I don't know if that's a justifiable position, if God really wants your prayers and singing on Sunday when you had power to save children's lives and instead you chose to give offerings and dance.
You know, like, I mean, it's like, who knows?
I don't know.
He wanted obedience, not sacrifice, is what he said.
So it's like, what is obedience?
It would be doing what you, it says you are called according to the calling to which you've been called.
It's three callings, but it's like, what are you called to do on this earth?
earl gray
I don't think it has anything to do with politics.
I don't think you can say that.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're not politics.
That's a citizen.
So politics would be like you're running in power.
Like, you don't have to be involved in the system.
You, by birth, you're born in.
It would be like saying like, it's like Christians are like, you don't need to, you don't pay your taxes if you're a Christian.
Well, if you pay your taxes, you should vote.
If you're not paying taxes and you don't vote, you're not in the system entirely.
earl gray
You've opted to pay your taxes if you're a Christian.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying, I'm saying it's fine.
So if you don't want to pay, but God said, render to Caesar what Caesar.
earl gray
He said, so it's like, yeah, is this not the same argument they used for the vaccine where they said, love your neighbor as yourself and all this kind of stuff?
Do what the government tells you to do.
elijah schaffer
This is often the same thing.
That was harmful.
No, because we could prove that was a deception and a lie.
I'm saying it's according to the knowledge to which you know.
So in saying, I know for a fact that if Kamala wins, more babies will end up dying, okay?
For sure.
That's 100% true, on top of many other reasons why I'm not voting for her.
But also, real men do vote for Kamala, though, by the way, if you saw the video today.
I just wanted you to know that.
Real men do vote.
michael mendoza
White dudes for Kamala, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Men that drink bourbon.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, real.
I'm a man.
earl gray
I drink bob and drop.
elijah schaffer
Finger in my ass.
michael mendoza
By the way.
What the hell?
Way, I actually haven't watched that video yet.
I just saw all the screenshots.
I haven't actually seen the video yet.
earl gray
So made by millennials, the same millennials that are like, oh, I like bacon and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, it was the same.
elijah schaffer
I'm a man.
Anyway, I'll say, we're not going to vote our way out of this.
I know that for a fact.
It's only going to be Forge Through Blood, probably, like a way out of this.
So, I mean, in retrospect, looking back, I mean, yeah, I mean, the way the nation was formed was how it would have to be reformed.
So that's the key thing, but it's not the same thing because you're in, you're in.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
Because you're in the system and here you are.
That's what I'm going to say.
If you pay taxes, you should vote.
If you don't believe in voting, then stop paying taxes.
I'm just telling you this, and don't be in the system.
Because if you think that it's not your responsibility to do that stuff, I'm not even judging you.
Because I know people who don't pay taxes.
I really do.
So we know people who don't pay taxes and don't vote.
I actually know people who don't.
michael mendoza
get away with it so the way that the country was I know people who just don't pay income tax and the IRS comes out the door they never pay that I actually know people like that too, actually.
They've been getting away with it for a long time.
So the way that the country needs to be reformed is how it was formed, right?
unidentified
Was that through voting?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Yeah, did they vote for the voting?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they voted for the Democrats.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
That's how we got to the position that we're in right now.
earl gray
That's great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't think anyone's going to do anything.
And I don't, I just, it's like, like I've mentioned, the reason why we're not going to do anything is because of the technocracy.
Like, how do you form a revolution when they're spying on your phone?
You know?
earl gray
Wow, I just don't want to hear a Protestant or a Jew tell me how to vote or if you should vote or if it's Christian.
I think Trump is obviously the better candidate and you should go and vote for him if you believe in that stuff.
But I don't think you have to as a Christian.
I don't think you're sinning if you're not.
And I didn't say you're not going to just do a problem.
Because you're retarded if you tell me otherwise.
elijah schaffer
I say retarded.
I didn't say you have to or God's making you.
earl gray
Because they're clearly manipulating people.
There's clearly some type of plan behind this where they're getting out.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's just say this.
I don't agree with a lot of these guys on a lot of things, but I do know where they're coming from because they're single-issue voters and they're going down a narrow mind of like, it's a simplistic way of viewing voting.
It's like, if you don't vote, your babies are going to die.
And it's kind of like, would you run into a building on fire to save a baby?
Is it wrong to not save the baby and risk your own life?
Is it wrong to sit around and be a man and do nothing?
And I would say it's cowardice.
I'd say not voting to me is a bit of a cowardice move.
earl gray
That's my opinion.
elijah schaffer
I think it's a bit of a cowardice thing.
It's an easy way to speak, well, I'm not getting involved.
And that's what I would say.
Then stop paying taxes.
If you don't want to vote, please stop paying taxes.
But that's what happens.
That's like, don't just tap out.
earl gray
What about Lieutenant Dan?
Lieutenant Dan's out there and he's putting his life in the hands of God.
And he's saying, whatever happens, happens.
I respect that.
Like, the election's in the hands of God.
Whatever happens, happens.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you still do.
Look, dude, it's like, yeah, but you know, if I pay, I still pay my electric bill.
If I want my electricity to be on, the storm could still come and take it out.
I don't rely on me paying my bill to keep the electricity on.
It could still go out.
Whatever happens, happens, but I still do what I can to maintain order and peace and civility and like actions.
It's like a marriage.
I mean, it's whatever happens, happens.
You try to do that in any civil relationship, like with government and people.
My point is, is that we were able to show that the elections were rigged by turning out in mass populist numbers for the first time since Obama turned out for him.
He didn't need to rig it.
But everyone's like, hey, they are rigging our elections.
And now we know what's going on.
It's waking people up.
And a lot of people are waking up in the country.
Same with the vaccines too.
Those woke a lot of people up.
It did.
That vaccine, man, no, that stuff did wake a lot of people up.
earl gray
If they rig it again, what happens?
Nothing happens.
If they rig it again, nothing happens.
Voting out of the next time.
Vote harder next time.
Vote for Trump harder next time.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to vote harder inside of a robot.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Getting your voting so hard right now.
elijah schaffer
I just want to ram into a robot until I vote harder.
earl gray
God and vote.
See what happens.
elijah schaffer
So that's the truth.
That's the reality.
They aren't rigging the elections, someone said.
I think they are.
michael mendoza
You know what?
I'm going to go vote now, actually.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
NB4 Janice 404 said, just vote for the lesser evil goy.
Either way, we are all going to either war of the or the or the gulags.
And then notice.
earl gray
We're going to go to war either way.
I guess that's his name.
elijah schaffer
Notice Ryan said, I hate riggers.
He said, I hate riggers.
So that's really good.
michael mendoza
We only use the Howard R around here, actually.
It's a riggers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
That's so interesting.
Speaking of that, okay, we'll end with Lieutenant Dan here.
One thing about the show that I want to remind you guys before we watch that is something really important.
Check this out.
This is a reminder for all of us here.
Check this out.
unidentified
Here's an experiment I want to tell you that absolutely proves that the Earth don't spin.
So let me tell you 100%.
I can say with confidence.
I'm not no scientist, no engineer, but I can tell you a simple experiment that you can undoubtedly prove the Earth don't spin.
It involves a helicopter.
I made this experiment myself, okay?
So you take a helicopter, you can get up to 15,000 feet, and you can sit there and hover.
You can hover at zero miles an hour, literally not go an inch north, south, east, and west.
So you hover this helicopter for four or five hours, 20,000 feet.
Did you know that you can come right back down where you took off?
Now think about the implications of that.
Here's an experiment I have to tell you that.
earl gray
Actually, just kind of agree with him, though.
michael mendoza
Think about this.
earl gray
Why are you lost the entire time?
Why are you lost?
elijah schaffer
Well, I was thinking about that one.
Well, that would have to do with force, right?
I mean, it's like your force.
michael mendoza
I honestly, so like the whole flat earth thing to me, like it's like, you know, I don't know how well I did in science and high school, but I feel like the flat earth stuff really, really appeals to people who didn't do super well in science.
elijah schaffer
Hey, my wife's really into that.
What's that?
Yeah, I'm not into that.
michael mendoza
No, well, I mean, I mean, every time I hear flat earth stuff, I'm like, it sounds compelling, but I'm like, I feel like I'm missing something here.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Listen to that.
Okay, so there is explanations for like it's like inertia.
It'd be like the same reason why you're moving and then you stop something.
You don't stop at the same time.
You keep moving.
There's motion and things in motion remain in motion.
There's stuff like that that goes on with thermodynamics.
However, it is funny, though, because sometimes I do think of the bell curve where it's like, maybe I am just the midwit and then the really important person is like a smart person.
It's like, hey, you know, things, just think about it.
And the dumb guy's like, but you go up and nothing done.
Don't move.
So then don't move.
And then I have like a loss of thermodynamics.
unidentified
I'm in the middle explaining to people about, you know, inertia and motion.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes it feels like that.
And that's my problem of having a formal college, you know, university education in science.
That's a problem.
michael mendoza
Also, too.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a physicist.
michael mendoza
I forgot that guy's name.
Do you remember his name?
elijah schaffer
Burt Mett Reynolds.
michael mendoza
No, it's Bryce.
What's it?
It's Bryce.
elijah schaffer
Bryce McGrice?
michael mendoza
It's Bryce something, but Bryce Hall.
gets punched in the head for a living so it's just what I like fighter.
I like him.
He's a fighter.
Yeah, I like him.
He's actually said some pretty base stuff before.
earl gray
Actually, the guy that was on the thing.
michael mendoza
You know what?
I got to say, I'm mostly like that.
earl gray
He's like the lower end where he's saying what we're all thinking.
And the high IQ person's being like, yeah, the earth is a dome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Like it says in the Bible.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
earl gray
You know what I mean?
You're in the middle, Mike.
You're a middle.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I am in the middle, actually.
earl gray
That does make sense.
You stay up there for hours and the earth's moving below you.
And what?
You come back down in the exact same spot?
Doesn't fucking make any sense.
michael mendoza
I wonder if he votes.
You think he votes?
unidentified
I bet he votes for gravity, wouldn't there be a poll?
elijah schaffer
That's like why things can end up revolving around.
Isn't there a lot of gravity?
Yeah, I don't believe it.
michael mendoza
No, I mean, unironically.
Flat Earthers.
Yeah, don't believe.
earl gray
It's dense.
michael mendoza
Okay, so you're a flat earther, actually.
You're a secret flat earther.
earl gray
I'm just learning this right now, bud.
unidentified
Come on, come on.
elijah schaffer
Kez is too.
Kez is always trying to convince me.
But she's also dyslexic.
michael mendoza
Well, by the way, I actually have a big flat Earth map in my house.
You've been in my house before.
I actually have a big flat Earth.
And that's kind of just because it looks cool.
And there's four angels on the corners of it.
It just looks cool.
But every time someone comes over, I have to explain flat Earth to them.
And I'm like diving.
elijah schaffer
The Bible even talks about the shape of the Earth being round.
So I don't know.
earl gray
Because it was a dome.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not a dome.
I don't believe.
I don't believe the earth is flat.
earl gray
Genesis says it's done.
elijah schaffer
But what I do believe is...
michael mendoza
No, there's firmament.
elijah schaffer
But I do believe that.
Yeah, there's a firmament.
I'm not sure if I believe that we really can get to the moon.
I'm not sure that I believe that.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, that one I don't believe in that.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if we can get humans past the firmament.
And there was another firmament that broke during the flood, right?
There was the water barrier, which is why people lived longer.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They literally lived longer.
And that broke.
earl gray
So apparently it's electromagnetism, not density or gravity.
unidentified
I don't know about that, but I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a physicist, and I didn't study a lot of global motion in my time.
I worked in molecular physics, but if I'm using molecular physics and the way that different forces hold their cells together, I mean, it's like you can measure this.
michael mendoza
Can we get a one in the chat if you're a flat earther?
earl gray
Can we see what's going on?
michael mendoza
Two in the chat if you're a globetard.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
I just want to go.
That's actually why I would be a flat earth.
Are you a flat?
People call people globetards.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the question is, yeah, globetard.
Now, the better question is, are you a round Atsi or are you a flat Earth oo?
That's the question.
michael mendoza
Wait, flat Earth?
What's that even a.
What's the joke?
I don't understand the joke.
earl gray
Which was which one?
One was.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
Was that Earl?
earl gray
We got a lot of twos here.
Well, one was what?
Hollow Earth.
elijah schaffer
Oh, shit.
I never even heard of that before.
Got a hollow Earth, three, thick Earther.
One and three, don't care.
Round Aussie.
Three, it's a donut.
michael mendoza
Well, a lot of globe tards in the chat, actually.
You're a globetard?
David White's in here right now.
Eat the globe tardard.
elijah schaffer
I'm a globetard, but I also.
I think that hell's in the center of the earth.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
earl gray
I think hell's a real place.
How about that?
elijah schaffer
I think that there is.
earl gray
How come nobody can go to Antarctica or go past it?
They'll die.
They get killed.
elijah schaffer
You can?
unidentified
Who?
Who goes to the top?
elijah schaffer
Oh, you can go take a trip now.
earl gray
No.
elijah schaffer
No, you can.
You can buy a ticket.
I'll go.
michael mendoza
Dude, just freaking go.
elijah schaffer
You just go.
earl gray
Just go to Antarctica.
No, you can't.
michael mendoza
If you don't vote, go to Antarctica.
elijah schaffer
They sell tickets.
There's literally explore teams.
You can go and you can see the story.
earl gray
Yeah, but you go to the peninsulas or something like that.
You can't go beyond.
elijah schaffer
Maybe.
I don't know.
I've never looked into going on a trip.
earl gray
You can't.
elijah schaffer
I've never tried to go to Antarctica.
I've never wanted to go.
earl gray
You go to the tip and you can see the penguins or something like that, but you cannot go beyond.
unidentified
Haven't people flown over?
elijah schaffer
Don't we measure the gravity?
Isn't that how we, like, when I've looked at the scientists who went there and I've seen pictures measuring the whole gravitational thing?
earl gray
You can't even see pictures on Google Earth.
You can see pictures of everywhere else, but if you go and look at Antarctica, you're going to see it properly.
michael mendoza
Wait, so the little like Google Maps car doesn't drive around Antarctic and take pictures?
earl gray
No, it doesn't.
michael mendoza
You're telling me this for the first time.
elijah schaffer
You get long COVID if you pass the ice walls.
earl gray
Or you get shot down.
elijah schaffer
That is.
earl gray
You get shot down.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said you can go with an official escort.
unidentified
You can go with a gov. Rothchilds will take you.
michael mendoza
I'm just going to book a flat earth Dave for the show.
Have you ever heard of him before?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've met him on the street in LA.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
Multiple times.
michael mendoza
I'm going to book him on the show.
He was on a show.
elijah schaffer
Five years ago.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Back in 2018, he was on the show.
michael mendoza
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I did a Flat Earth episode.
No, it's deleted.
YouTube deleted it.
michael mendoza
That's unfortunate.
elijah schaffer
YouTube took it down.
I never said I don't have a backup of it.
michael mendoza
It's a dangerous misinformation.
elijah schaffer
I spoke to him and he was wearing like a flat Earth hat and he's showing me everything.
He's supposed to be like an hour on the street with the Flat Earth Society.
And yeah, it was like my ex-girlfriend junior high.
unidentified
It's just flat and somewhat uninteresting.
elijah schaffer
But I was like, but I also thought he was pretty fascinating.
I would have, we should have a globe tard and uh we should do a debate on that 100%.
earl gray
Yeah, well, this guy's saying here, Admiral Bird, Operation High, John.
Burke said there's more land beyond the ice wall.
And then somebody else.
michael mendoza
That's also where Hyperborea is.
So, you know, actually, maybe I do believe in that, actually.
Because you have to go to Agartha.
That's how you get to Agartha.
You go to the middle of them and you just dip right in.
Yeah, so actually, so someone said hollow earth and flat earth.
I unironically do believe that because you go in the middle and then you go into where the Atlanteans are living on the ground.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
So we should have a debate on that.
That sounds interesting.
I don't know enough about it to debate, but I think.
elijah schaffer
I think Nephilim might be living in a hole in an hour to come.
michael mendoza
We should have.
elijah schaffer
I actually think that.
That's not a joke.
michael mendoza
I'm laughing, but I actually one time we should have Top Lobster and then David Lee Corbo on to talk about that because that's like their area of expertise.
But every time they come on, we're just like telling dick jokes.
So maybe one time they can come on and talk about that stuff.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So sometimes I'm even shocked by our own audience that everyone seems to be flat Earth.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
Respect to the audience.
michael mendoza
Pretty bad.
elijah schaffer
I think everyone's just so skeptical now about everything, that everything is skeptical.
Like people, it's like, it's like, you know, as you showed you that one picture of like, as soon as the Jews are going to are going to become white supremacists as well, they're going to take over the white supremacist movement and everyone's a Jew.
And it's like, you start to become like everything's a psyop type of thing.
We're like, you know, like, I'll say something and someone's like, is really Fauci's paying him.
I remember during COVID, like, Fauci's paying Matt's not to take the vaccines because there's a better vaccine coming and Q is really going to save us.
Dude, just chill out for like five seconds here.
Sometimes people go a little bit too far.
However, I would say this.
I would say this in the chat, people are going too far.
earl gray
No.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying people go too far with a lot of things.
With the flat earth thing and with the globe, I would need to hear on a scientific level how you explain any force, like in general, like how you explain thermodynamics at all and energy and conversion of energy and why, you know, and I've watched videos on this stuff.
I've never been convinced.
However, the only thing, the only thing that made me convinced that it might be true is when big tech started censoring it.
So it had nothing to do.
I haven't watched videos that convinced me.
Yeah.
unidentified
But why?
elijah schaffer
But I've only seen big tech try to censor what?
The N-word because they are like Jewish stuff because it's happening.
You know, COVID shots because they were bad.
And like populism, white stuff because we're being replaced.
Like, I've only seen them censor stuff that is true.
You know, I don't censor flat.
I don't censor false info.
And when they do put tags for false info, it's usually true.
It's just like adding context.
You know what I mean?
Oh, you know, we talk about that all the time.
So because YouTube, you know, took a big stance against this, do they just care about astronomy?
Like, is that really a big deal if people walk around thinking the earth is flat?
I don't think it really does anything.
michael mendoza
Yeah, well, another tally on the side of the flat earthers is that every time that you meet a flat earther, they can give you 300 reasons why the earth is flat.
And then you ask the globe tard, and then they're just like, oh, because it's round.
earl gray
Yeah.
Or, oh, so I got to go.
You really believe that it's a good idea.
So it's like every other argument.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I would say people are stupid.
I said, I haven't been convinced.
I'd be down to hear them out because I'd like to hear a debate from someone who's more versed in engineering and physics and whatnot to actually talk about how to get these sources.
michael mendoza
Who's the most prominent globe tard?
Drop it in the chat and then we'll set up some of the things that we're going to do.
earl gray
And I'm sure there's better people that.
michael mendoza
I mean, do you think that flat earthers and globetards are going on like Ben Shapiro to debate?
No.
They'll come on this show, I think.
Oh, Devin Stack?
Is he a Globe Tard?
Okay.
elijah schaffer
He's a Globe Tard?
So he's not a Flat Earth.
So Devin Stack versus Flat Earth Day.
michael mendoza
Yeah, let's do it.
earl gray
We should do that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's actually, producer, this is, please book that.
Write that down.
michael mendoza
And I would like to write that down.
earl gray
Brian can write it down.
unidentified
Please.
elijah schaffer
Brian, write it down.
earl gray
I would like an explanation.
We got to have him explain all the NASA stuff, why they're all faking the moon.
elijah schaffer
The moon is cheese, though.
earl gray
No, and they got wives and stuff behind them.
They bounced around in space.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I don't believe we went to the moon.
unidentified
Yeah, I don't think we could even 100% true.
elijah schaffer
I don't think we went to the moon.
earl gray
They use expensive shies when they're in space to make it seem round.
Oh, that's quite a different thing.
michael mendoza
Thank you, Stanley.
Thank you, Stanley Kubrick, for that one.
Yeah.
So, not for Clockwork Orange.
earl gray
Get that guy and he can explain all that.
That'd be interesting.
elijah schaffer
We're going to go and we're going to get big.
We're just going to get ripped.
That's what I got to say.
That's what I got to say to all of them.
michael mendoza
And then we're going to debate Globetards.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, vote.
I just vote.
michael mendoza
Vote, vote, vote.
elijah schaffer
Hey, just make off, off-Calter, like, sexual remarks during the debate and have nothing to do with it.
Be like, yeah, I wouldn't say that if you're looking for a good blowjob.
unidentified
You know, I just cut them off when they're saying something really profound.
elijah schaffer
But you talk to the big titty bitches like that, don't you?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Getting with lowbro remarks.
michael mendoza
Guarantee you, Myron and Sneeko will never come back after that.
They're going to be like, what's wrong with this guy?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wow.
You know?
Oh, man.
It's a way to get a hand job made through their heart.
All right.
unidentified
Anyway, I was thinking about somebody that we know that's like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Dick's.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
elijah schaffer
It's like, good morning.
You see that girl's ass?
It's 7 a.m., dude.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's 7 a.m.
I mean, yeah, I saw it, but it's 7 a.m., brother.
I feel like ass.
michael mendoza
Oh, wait.
So, Devin Stack also believes in the moon landing.
Did you know that?
I don't know.
Okay, now I'm skeptical on this guy.
Now he believes in the moon.
I can kind of give him a little bit of grace if he believes in Devin Svack Flat Earth is.
earl gray
Then maybe he's a good opponent.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, yeah, we'll say it up.
elijah schaffer
Someone said in there that I am the most flat Earth versed.
My channel was, we are all inventumens, and I had over 350 flat Earth vids that got deleted.
All right, well, then email Mike at slightlyoffensive.com if that's you and you feel like you're an expert.
earl gray
We could have four.
elijah schaffer
We could have several on.
We could have five.
We could have two and two and make it point.
michael mendoza
That'd be good.
elijah schaffer
Maybe someone who's like scientific and someone who's like a big, like a Zerko, so that you can have like the clout with the actual content type of thing.
michael mendoza
On kick?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Have a flat earth debate on kick.
You want to do that?
elijah schaffer
So he signed.
So by the way, Sneeko signed with Kik.
Well, so I thought he was just, I thought he was on Twitch now or something.
michael mendoza
He's a Twitch partner.
Well, he was back on Twitch because he got reinstated.
But then I saw he was with some other streamer earlier.
I'm kind of blanked on who it was now.
And then they kind of broke the news.
They're like, yeah, Sneeko's on or Senate Kick.
Oh, he was with Aiden Ross.
And then he was like, oh, he signed the Senate Kick.
I'm not sure it's true or not, but I mean, Aiden Ross is like the representative for half owner, I think.
Aiden Ross, yeah, probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think he owns a portion of it, right?
Maybe not half.
michael mendoza
Well, so the main owner's company.
Is it Train Rex?
elijah schaffer
It's Australian that owns it.
michael mendoza
I know that.
elijah schaffer
It was owned by Australian.
michael mendoza
I think it's that Trainrex TV guy, if you've ever heard of him before.
But actually, I'm not too familiar with him, but I think it's either Train Rex or someone else.
Maybe someone in the chat knows, but some streamer who's been around for a long time.
He's the one who founded Kik.
But yeah, Aiden Ross probably is a big investor, or not investor, but he's a big partner in it because he's been there for a long time.
elijah schaffer
I just feel like you have to push gambling to be on there.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a big part of what's going on in Kickstarter.
elijah schaffer
But you have to encourage kids to gamble.
This is not a kid show.
Kids consume kick.
It's mostly minors.
michael mendoza
Well, you know, gambling is haram.
So Sneeko might want to rethink that one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and it's all funded by gambling.
But it's not even just betting.
It's like, they give them money and they just bet.
And that's all half the streams are just gambling.
And it's like titties and gambling.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
A lot of those gambling things I see too.
Like, I mean, I think that they just fake clips where they're like, oh, I'm winning a million dollars.
It's like, okay.
Like it's like people literally never win the type of money on slots ever.
And then all of a sudden, like Drake is like putting out all these gambling ads where he's like, oh, I went a million dollars.
Yeah, I doubt it.
But come on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, also, what did he bet to win a million dollars?
unidentified
Was it like a $5,000 slot roll?
michael mendoza
Yeah, probably.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, right?
I mean, you wouldn't win that.
You'd win like maybe five grand, you know, maximum on something like that.
But anyway.
All right.
That being said, we'll have to cover Lieutenant Dan another time, I guess.
earl gray
What do you mean, boo?
That's it?
elijah schaffer
No, but we could, by the way, this happened here.
Blacks are robbing trains in Chicago.
So this is why we can't have Optimus running around the street.
He's going to get jacked.
They're going to steal him.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
Didn't we see something exactly like this during the COVID times?
Yeah, I was like, was that the Black Lives Matter?
michael mendoza
I think so.
And then that's really familiar.
Once I first saw this, I was like, is this recently?
But from everything I saw, it seemed to be recent.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there was a passage, a train passage somewhere where there were so many robberies of the train that they had to like, they had to get armed guards or whatever, like the old days.
earl gray
Stand on the top and like snipe.
elijah schaffer
Imagine doing this to get like one box of an IKEA desk.
earl gray
Is that what it is?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't know exactly.
Get a TVs.
Those are TVs.
unidentified
I don't know.
earl gray
Who knows?
michael mendoza
What's like, how would you know?
Well, yeah, well, yeah, a basic ship.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, your shipment's late.
Why?
Because black people exist in your country.
michael mendoza
To troll blacks, we should just buy a ton of really cheap styrofoam.
That way it comes longer pieces.
So it comes in big boxes that look like TVs.
And then they're like, oh, nice.
I got a TV.
It's actually just one of my 100 orders of five cents of styrofoam.
elijah schaffer
Is this Chicago?
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I love those memes.
They're like, no, sorry, sir.
Because of sub-Saharans, your experience might be different than expected.
Have you seen that?
The one like George Washington hanging the Constitution?
He's like, it's like clause.
Like presence of sub-Saharans may change results of the Constitution.
It's like, oh, yeah, it might not.
Having women vote and all these fucking people.
By the way, it's crazy.
The sub-Saharan phenotype, I guess we're not on YouTube, so this will get me in trouble for saying this.
Their jaws are three times bigger than their head.
And so their prefrontal cortexes are underdeveloped.
Which is interesting.
And their jaws are overdeveloped.
And so that's a sub-Saharan phenotype.
Very interesting.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Sudanese people?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
earl gray
It would be considered that, right?
elijah schaffer
I think so.
Yeah, and like everyone else down there.
So a lot of those people, you know?
I mean, there is a very different look between North African and South, you know, below the Sahara Desert, you know?
It's weird to me that God put literally a barrier.
You know what I mean?
Like nobody could cross it.
It's like the moon.
It was like, stay away.
And then Jewish people were like, yo, we should get these people and put them in, give everyone free labor.
You guys like free stuff, right?
It's like Rumpelstiltskin.
It's a little bit of a, you guys want free labor?
You want a little free labor for your cotton?
What could go wrong?
And then I just have this happening in Chicago.
I'm just saying, it's true.
michael mendoza
I just love the Rumpelstiltskin reference of every single thing you could have referenced talking about like a bargain with the devil.
Yeah, Rumpelstiltskin, which I actually looked that up recently because I was like watching Shrek or something like a year or two ago.
And I was like, what is the actual story of Rumpelstiltskin?
And then I looked that up, actually.
earl gray
Was he making boggins, like ripping people off?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
That was his.
michael mendoza
Well, so the act because it's like a Grimm, it's like Grimm's Fairy Tales.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should look it up.
It's like it's like a very messed up story in the original.
earl gray
It's really dark, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah, it is.
I was just like, holy crap.
Like, it's crazy.
It's like a kid's thing nowadays.
Yeah.
Did you guys just watch Shreker's movie or something?
There we go.
I was wondering.
I was like, why is Rumpel Stiltskin?
earl gray
I watched it like two nights ago.
That's why he's referencing these.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's like Fiona, the ogre.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, no, that was uh that was a crazy movie for Lord Farquad.
Yeah, that was a crazy, crazy movie to watch.
michael mendoza
We should just like watch random movies and then like only reference it for the next show.
And the people are like, uh, why are you making so many references to American Pie?
They're just like random movies.
elijah schaffer
That's literally what the show is.
It's what I've been looking at for the last 24 hours and what's going on.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, okay, sorry.
elijah schaffer
Dudes fucking each other.
I mean, hold up.
Anyway, on how are you doing?
earl gray
It must walk.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
He was playing in a mud hole.
michael mendoza
Was that in the Shrek one or two that it was Rumble Steel Skin?
Three or two or three.
earl gray
Yeah, three or four.
michael mendoza
Four.
earl gray
No, it was already like it was a yeah, not one or two.
elijah schaffer
It was one or two were actually good.
That movie was, I wouldn't say it was a good movie.
I would say it was a movie, though.
I wouldn't say it was good.
Is it the Rumble Still Skin Shrek?
I think Lieutenant Dan was more interesting.
michael mendoza
Too bad we won't be talking about it.
earl gray
Let's go to Lieutenant Dan.
elijah schaffer
Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Dan refuses to leave.
Lieutenant Dan refused.
Okay, so we got introduced to Lieutenant Dan a few weeks ago during Hurricane Helene.
You guys know about this.
So he kind of became popular several weeks ago before we realized that Helene actually killed thousands of people potentially.
michael mendoza
Not good.
earl gray
Because he was around in Helene before.
unidentified
That's how he got popular.
earl gray
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
It was, he survived Helene, and it was like everyone's freaked out about him with Helene.
Am I a week early to the was he?
Are you barely finding out about him now?
michael mendoza
I actually didn't know about him during the Helene thing.
I just thought it was a little bit of a matter of the Milton thing.
earl gray
Yeah, and it's Helene.
So he doubled down.
elijah schaffer
No, he got popular during Helene.
That's only maybe why you heard about it.
Now he got popular because he was like, so it was like he was just a TikTok guy.
And it didn't make it to like X and stuff tell Milton.
But some of the videos you're seeing about him surviving were not Milton.
They were Helene.
earl gray
But he did survive Milton.
elijah schaffer
And Helene.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
He made it through.
Trusting God all the way.
All right, Jay.
They're saying 20-foot storm surge.
dean withers
It could be 120.
unidentified
It doesn't matter.
The boat floats.
That's the whole thing.
Keep the water on the outside of the boat, and the boat will go up with the water and down with the water.
elijah schaffer
That is true.
unidentified
We please.
earl gray
I love this guy.
dean withers
No.
unidentified
Everybody's been asking, man, we got to get you off this thing.
The only way I'm going to go to a motel room is if a woman invites me and she's going to stay.
earl gray
I've had a lot of comments like that, actually.
dean withers
The only way I'm going.
unidentified
That's the only thing I'd give the boat up for is a girl.
elijah schaffer
A girl.
unidentified
The Jetty.
earl gray
Even with the 150-mile an hour winds.
unidentified
You know what?
I ain't worried about nothing.
Do not worry, guys.
Listen, can you see this tattoo right here?
IGY6.
I got your six.
I got your back.
dean withers
Because God got mine.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
unidentified
So if I say I got you, I got you.
dean withers
And if I got you, God got you.
I ain't worried about it.
And I really hate it.
unidentified
What am I going to fear?
Dying?
I love this.
michael mendoza
Don't get too excited, Earl.
I have some bad news about him, actually.
earl gray
No, he's my hero.
All right, that's fair.
elijah schaffer
All right, so it turns out it's not all fun and games, though.
earl gray
No, it's not.
Can we skip that pod?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so he originally got like a deal with Kick.
Apparently, we're now from a boat and money.
And then he got banned for this clip.
michael mendoza
Oh.
There we go.
unidentified
But if you want to get back into my good gracious, you're going to have to take time.
It's going to be hard.
Once I cut you off, you're done, nigga.
Sorry.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
unidentified
All right.
Got it.
You're done.
earl gray
But that was with NA.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, no, no.
That's not what I was talking about.
unidentified
Don't have more.
elijah schaffer
Don't have worst worst stuff.
michael mendoza
Don't get too excited about him.
unidentified
Don't get too excited.
earl gray
Don't get too bad for that.
unidentified
I know that's pretty based, but I mean, no, but we would expect something like that from Lieutenant Dan.
earl gray
Lieutenant Dan.
The warrior.
michael mendoza
Dan the man.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So his daughter spoke out about him.
Check this out.
His daughter spoke out again about him.
Check this out.
unidentified
Lieutenant Dan was doing just fine without all that money.
Y'all TikTok, fucking famous people and all that.
Y'all blowing him up.
And he's going to be dead before he can even fucking enjoy that vote and stuff.
Because look at him.
After y'all got a hold of him and now he's high as fuck on all these videos.
Is it just weed?
Is it just weed?
Yes, I'm his fucking daughter.
I'm his daughter.
And I've had to keep tabs on that man for 10 years trying to make sure that he's alive.
And now he's going to get all of this and probably end up dead because of it.
Probably end up dead because of it.
And I'm really not trying to give it much energy.
Aside from just making sure that he's alive.
That's what I try to do.
I try to just make sure he's alive and he's good.
But y'all are going to fucking put him in the grave.
Put him in the grave early for making him famous and giving him this money and offering him this shit.
Like, y'all don't even know.
michael mendoza
Is her phone vibrating?
Do you hear that?
earl gray
Is she getting a cold?
michael mendoza
I think her phone is vibrating.
unidentified
You don't know.
You don't know that, Ian.
You don't know him at all.
earl gray
We do know.
Nobody actually cares for him either.
unidentified
There you go.
michael mendoza
He's my hero.
unidentified
Y'all are just using him to make him famous, make yourselves more famous, make yourself look good.
But nobody fucking cares.
earl gray
No.
She sounds high.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to say again how you're happy?
You want him to die?
So she wants him to die.
earl gray
She sounds high.
I don't trust anything that she says.
Did you hear how she was slowing her words and how she sounded?
I didn't trust her.
michael mendoza
I was taken by her beauty.
I was taken by her beauty and grace.
earl gray
She's trying to ride the hype.
That's what she's trying to do.
Undermind Lieutenant Dan.
elijah schaffer
So bro's a menace, by the way.
He's been arrested over 14 times, which is pretty crazy, right?
earl gray
She's tweaking on something.
I'm not.
elijah schaffer
And his last name is Oshkenazzi Polish, by the way, which is that's what they said.
michael mendoza
Thoughts, Earl?
earl gray
No.
What's his last name?
elijah schaffer
Melanowski.
Type in Melanowski Jewish on Google and it'll pop up.
michael mendoza
It's a Democratic name.
elijah schaffer
It's a Democratic name.
michael mendoza
And I'm a fan of the Democratic process personally, but you know, speaking for myself, it's not the politics of the Polish.
Yeah, where's Netanyahu from?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, where's Netanyahu's Polish?
earl gray
Oh, no.
But it.
michael mendoza
I told you.
earl gray
But what does he mean by trusting in God?
michael mendoza
What do you mean by God?
unidentified
What was all that?
michael mendoza
Oh, Satan.
Just kidding.
He's talking about Yahweh.
earl gray
But is it confirmed?
unidentified
I don't know.
earl gray
I don't want to believe that.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, I know Polish.
earl gray
By the way, does anybody really know for sure?
unidentified
Somebody.
elijah schaffer
I think the Groipers are going to be mad.
michael mendoza
I knew you were going to say it.
I mean, first thing.
Well, because I knew before the show started that was going to get clipped, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I don't even care because Nick just texted me.
unidentified
He's like, let's hype up this podcast.
elijah schaffer
You and me going at it over Trump is going to be good content.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I agree.
We should have the disagreement.
Like, it's because I don't, because again, I just want to say this.
I don't disagree with his points about Trump.
I just disagree with the idea that, you know, of not voting.
michael mendoza
By the way, shout out Del Grope because he was the one who made the clip.
I mean, Nick's clippers are second to none.
elijah schaffer
None of the best.
Del Groip.
What's the other one?
Kaiser Rev. Yeah.
And then the Socks Groper.
Sock Scroiper.
michael mendoza
It's like they're sitting in a room with a bunch of TVs that have AI detection of anytime Nick is brought up.
And then they clip it within, seriously, five minutes every single time.
It's just insane.
But they're crazy.
elijah schaffer
They clip this up already.
unidentified
I don't think that's it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
No, yeah, Del Groip did, which is why I said that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, is that why?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I had some people texting me about it.
It's just like, yeah, but I mean, you know, people are, people are, are allowed to, like, I mean, I do side with Nick on the issue, but I mean, people are allowed to have different opinions.
Like, it's, you know.
And, like, by the way, I think that people think that you were calling Nick moronic or retarded.
Obviously, we don't think that.
So, you know.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We're already clipped up.
Yeah, I told you.
earl gray
What?
elijah schaffer
So I'm retweeting them.
I'm sharing that.
I'm retweeting the hate.
earl gray
Oh, that was fast.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, we already will.
michael mendoza
I'm serious.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What the hell?
elon musk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, oh, hey, wait, by the way, GoPro real quick.
So that's actually wrong.
Is that he's saying the first control?
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Control Chaos is October 27th.
That's right.
The Nick interview is going to be shortly after that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
People, before we move on, people are wondering if Dan survived and he did survive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he did survive.
earl gray
He made it through Milton.
elijah schaffer
14 convictions later, I'm pretty sure he's doing fine.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah.
earl gray
I like the guy.
michael mendoza
14 convictions, and he was looking at 88 years, too.
So, yeah, super lucky that he's just on a boat to Florida now.
elijah schaffer
Go to my screen here.
unidentified
Look at this.
Why is it caps locked?
Wait.
Like this comment for hate for Nate Higgers.
michael mendoza
Oh.
unidentified
To hate to hate Elijah.
And then where is the, is it, do I do a right arrow or I think you would do a down arrow, right?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How do you do a down arrow on here?
michael mendoza
Oh, well, you have to get the emoji.
So click on the little smiley face.
elijah schaffer
Oh, here.
michael mendoza
Yeah, smiley face.
And then I guess this find it.
I think you can type and then like because actually I use the down.
unidentified
What do you type?
michael mendoza
I thought there was somebody you could type.
I don't know.
I just know that once I tweet out the show, I put the down-facing emojis.
Well, there's the arrow one right there, but there's also fingers.
Put in point, just type point, and it'll come up.
Because I mean, I do the finger where it's pointing.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
There you go.
unidentified
Like this comment to hate Elijah.
elijah schaffer
What should I word that better, huh?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm ready to get out of here and smoke a cigar.
And, you know.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So, but, you know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there you go.
No reply.
That's the I hate a lot.
You know what's funny, though?
You know what's funny is that's why I tell you, always this show gets clipped up so quickly.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But how do they do it during the show and get it up?
That's like their live.
I wonder, this is what I was wondering about Nick's followers here, which I admire.
Do they have like an algorithm or something where they can like pick, like, it'll be like, it'll be like, we'll see a clip up.
It'll be like, Ben Shantao, a famous Korean pop star, reads Frontez tweet on Korean podcast.
It's like already dubbed with English.
Like, was someone watching Ken Kun Pao's podcast in Korea?
And it's like, somebody was.
Somebody was.
earl gray
I missed that watching group.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But we're going to have a good first show.
Controlled Chaos is going to be good.
michael mendoza
Can we get our clipper Angry Patriots 1776 to search K-pop streams for Elijah Spafford?
elijah schaffer
I didn't think that the first, I thought that the first Controlled Chaos podcast would be Sneeko and Nick fighting over Islam and trying to convert everyone to Islam.
Now it might be fighting over Trump, which is kind of gay because it's kind of like when I had a fight for Ukraine and I didn't want to fight for Ukraine.
It's like, I'm not trying to fight for Trump, but I will come prepared because I don't think I've ever had a disagreement on air with Nick before.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, last time he was on your show was what?
How many?
Like a year ago.
A year ago.
elijah schaffer
About like seven months, eight months ago, maybe?
earl gray
There's a debate.
unidentified
Debate.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, that debate.
elijah schaffer
Well, he's been on my show.
earl gray
What were you referencing, Mike?
michael mendoza
Oh, no, I was thinking of a couple years.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you are here, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, okay, yeah.
Yeah, that show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was on, you were here.
michael mendoza
I wasn't sure if we could even mention.
Yeah, exactly.
If you can even mention that show lest we beat it.
unidentified
I'm pretty sure I can't, but I just raped.
elijah schaffer
And they like to do that to me.
michael mendoza
So I like to do Tsar.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I won back the use of my own name.
So it was a good win.
Anyway, vote for Trump and manually raped.
unidentified
Vote.
elijah schaffer
Anyway.
Let's see if we got any likes on that on that.
Yeah, we got some.
earl gray
Look, go to it.
michael mendoza
Sorry.
Let me go.
unidentified
Go to it.
elijah schaffer
Like this comment to hate a lot of show.
It was like perfect length.
It's like right there on the heart.
michael mendoza
Is that on Del Groip's?
earl gray
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Okay, let me.
elijah schaffer
That's like so good.
michael mendoza
Let me like that real quick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like it.
Yeah, he's going on the like.
michael mendoza
Is that on the 27th of October one or the Vironic?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
I see.
I see I'm on it.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
It only has four likes.
Come on, get those likes up.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, get those likes.
I shared them.
Oh, that's sharing on the wrong page.
I got to share Elijah's home.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
This is what we got to do.
I got to share it on my page.
Shout out to Del Groip.
unidentified
Shout out.
michael mendoza
Shout out to Del Groip.
Shout out to Kaiser Red.
elijah schaffer
I was wondering why it said I don't vote.
michael mendoza
No, no, no, no.
earl gray
Shout out to Lieutenant Defender.
michael mendoza
We want to shout out Democrats on this show, okay?
Unless they're telling you to vote for him.
earl gray
I don't know if it's convened that is 100% Democrat.
Yeah.
I need him to say it before.
michael mendoza
That is like one of those things where someone will see someone's last name and then it's like a very German name.
Then they're like, oh, they're Jewish.
It's like, their name is like Hauser or something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, when I say Schaefer, which is a German name, it's like, that's a Jewish name.
No, there was a lot.
I don't know if you knew about this, but there was a lot of Jews in Germany.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Schaefer's a very, there's like Schaefer ambulances.
Yeah, exactly.
Three of them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Actually, I got three little Jews inside of me.
That being said, Lieutenant Dan, apparently, there's a lot of things going out there, but here's actually supposed to be enough.
This is actually super funny.
So update on Dean Weathers.
michael mendoza
God, yeah, this is a good idea.
elijah schaffer
Update on Dean Weathers.
Dean Weathers decided, this is what's actually really funny.
Dean Weathers decided to background.
One of the funny things is why I fuck with the Groipers.
I feel like I was one of the only people that they've attacked censusly who didn't lose my mental health.
Like it got to the point to where people in my proximity were getting attacked by them.
Because I told you they were showing up to my speeches.
I was speaking at the during the during the Gruyper War.
michael mendoza
Oh, during the Groyper War.
elijah schaffer
I was one of the main speakers for Turning Point.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
I had 13 schools and I was on the Groyper War calendar.
And it was My Face Charlie's and then the black guy, the gay, the human Smith.
Yeah, but him and somebody else.
earl gray
Still around.
elijah schaffer
But yes, he was still making content.
I sent it to Fleckas today.
He's a big fan.
Every time he makes a video, I send it to like 10 people because we're big fans of Rob Smith.
And he can never say anything bad about us because all we say is good things about him.
Who doesn't want to get their politics from a gay black guy?
Come on.
You know what I mean?
That's some good shit.
I want it.
If you want that, everyone wants that.
That's like, I don't know.
earl gray
I'll tell you what he has to say about things.
michael mendoza
I'm more of a Xavier deRousseau fan myself, but you know.
elijah schaffer
Gay white guys and stuff.
michael mendoza
He's a sassy.
elijah schaffer
He's a queen.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
He got in a fight.
michael mendoza
Drink his Erelon smoothie.
elijah schaffer
He got in a fight with Fuentes, but I was going to say, it's never bothered me.
And I had an old co-host and everything.
I've had people in my proximity cry and hate me over just bringing Nick on to a show.
Sue people and everything.
And on top of that, and on top of that, I know it's public record.
On top of that, people have been sued.
Companies have been sued for me inviting Nick onto a show.
On top of that, people have not only waged lawsuits, but like I've never understood why you can't accept pushback.
If people don't like you, fuck it.
Who cares?
Like, I've never understood that.
But also, on top of that, it makes me laugh because it's people like the reason why this Dean Weathers thing makes me laugh the most is I remember watching his video before he did the debate and he was like, I am going to take on Nick and I'm going to do this.
And I was like, oh, I could just hear by his voice.
Like, kind of a fag.
I don't think you're going to win anything.
Like, you can just tell this guy's not going to win anything.
It's like, you don't know who you're finding.
He's like, I'm going to beat him.
And it's like, dude, you're not David against Goliath.
Like, you're just a retard fag talking to Nick who's like, who finds joy and sport out of tormenting retarded fags like you.
And you have no idea what you're up against.
Well, it didn't go so well for him.
Turns out he's also a racist and a homophobic.
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
He's also a racist and a homophobia.
michael mendoza
Now he's lost my support completely.
earl gray
What the hell?
michael mendoza
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Unbelievable.
michael mendoza
Unbelievable.
elijah schaffer
And then he's doing this thing now where he might delete his whole ex account.
We're still at that to delete it.
michael mendoza
You know what?
Hey, Dean, if you're listening to this, you should retire from public life.
Okay.
We only accept racism, homophobism, anti-semitism or anything.
elijah schaffer
Homophobicism.
Just anti-shift.
michael mendoza
Just retire from public life, okay?
elijah schaffer
Well, it's funny because I'm tracking this because it's only funny because he like virtue signaled and he said in the debate, he got mad at Nick for using slurs and said like real men don't use slurs, you know?
And now he's saying that his mental health, he's a victim now.
He's a victim.
He lost the debate.
This reminds me of that one guy we had on to debate.
The Jew did the same thing.
Everybody else.
michael mendoza
Adam King.
elijah schaffer
Adam King.
How about the other guy that debated Joel Davis?
michael mendoza
Oh, he's now famous.
elijah schaffer
We made him famous in the right wing.
He's so famous on Twitter in the right wing now.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, Drew Pavlov.
Drew Pavloo.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And he like, and he currently lies.
He says, like, I harassed him or something.
It's like, I literally offered to buy him pizza because he's a plump guy.
You know what I mean?
I was trying to feed him and stuff.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was nice.
Yeah, he brought security with him because he thought Joel's going to beat him up.
That was the best part.
earl gray
I don't know why these people don't do their research beforehand and be like, the aftermath is going to be crazy.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're going to call somebody out for saying retard, then like your, your history should be clean.
You know, like, do they not think about that before they come on?
michael mendoza
Well, no, it's actually funny, too, is that during that debate, if you remember Dean's chat, or I think Dean was like, oh, this guy, Nick, doesn't know about his digital footprint.
So ironically, they were saying, like, as if Nick hadn't been saying, you know, very controversial stuff for years now.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then you go back, what, two or three years?
Because I mean, Dean was, what, 19?
And it's like, you go back two or three years because he's not that old.
And it's like he's saying retard.
earl gray
But you're also dealing with somebody that doesn't care about that digital footprint.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
Which is why it's so ironic.
earl gray
Exactly.
It's like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I'm not even, I'm not even as like, I would say nobody cares less about that than Fuentes.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
I know.
elijah schaffer
Are probably at the same level of like not caring about what's in their past or taught opponent.
earl gray
I don't know why you'd ever go against that.
elijah schaffer
That's why I don't debate gay black people because it's like, you lost.
You know what I mean?
Like there was nothing to say.
Like you just, you chose a bad lifestyle and it's over.
You know what I mean?
It's over.
Now I just want to get my political commentary from you.
I don't want to debate you.
I just want your opinions.
Like I just want to know what you think.
As soon as I hear something, I'm like, oh, that's a crazy thing.
I wonder what a gay black person thinks about this.
michael mendoza
So I turn on you.
That's me literally every single day.
elijah schaffer
I wake up and I'm like, I hope there's a gay guy in a tank top that's black that's going to talk to me about grifters in Miami.
Rosso made a video about the dangers of grifters.
michael mendoza
Wait, grifters in Miami?
People who are attention-hungry whores?
Miami?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
What the hell?
michael mendoza
Wow.
I thought it was a wholesome place.
I'm completely mistaken.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was the first time we ever taught about it.
I also found out from him, too, that the Gaza Border is dangerous.
That's a new one.
And inflation is damaging.
So I love when the people talk about that.
Like, do you know that inflation is happening?
You're like, no, I didn't fucking know that.
I woke up yesterday, which is why I listen to gay black people because I got to find out news that I knew 30 years ago.
Anyway, Dean Withers is collapsing.
Check this out.
dean withers
You know, it's been a mess the last couple of days.
My mental health, it's been fucked.
But what I do have to say specifically to respond to you is that I don't want to downplay the actions that I've engaged in and the actions that I'm being held accountable for.
unidentified
All I wanted you to do was smile.
That's all I care about.
Because you should never.
I understand you made a mistake, but don't ever let people put you in a dumpsto.
You have to own it.
Hey, I did it.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to kill myself over it.
That's what I do.
elijah schaffer
He's almost crying.
michael mendoza
Look at his eyes.
unidentified
Look at his head brutal.
I was there at one point.
And I'm telling you, it can destroy your life.
I lost a little cousin from the same thing.
The mental health of people can destroy them.
And people don't know and they want to come on here and abuse you.
They need to stop because it can literally destroy a good life, a wonderful life.
And I'm begging you, don't let them do it to you, okay?
Hey, I'm crying with you.
dean withers
I appreciate you for coming up, Will.
Hopefully, you have a good rest of your day.
We're going to move on to our next guest here.
Just give me a second, guys.
Chris, I appreciate you for the $10 on PayPal or GI.
Yeah, I appreciate you for the $5 for the $10.
michael mendoza
I love Hollywood.
The teddy bear is snuggling him.
All right.
Anyway, that was a little much.
Who was he talking to there?
Who was he talking to?
Well, it was like a minstrel show.
unidentified
It was just like, don't ever let anyone throw you in the dumpsto.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
It's a dumpster or a dump store?
Dumpster?
Probably dumpster.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I don't know.
I just like the Dean Withers lore.
And because of the crash, it's like, you know, people use the phrase crashing out too often.
I think they use it too often.
Like people disagreeing with each other is not crashing out.
People have an opinion you don't like is crashing out.
Losing after a debate and spending the next like six days apologizing and then like threatening to delete your social media.
Like everyone's thinking Sneeko was crashing out.
I don't know if I would say that that was crashing out.
I think that was him just changing his worldview again.
I want to ask him about that in the popularity.
michael mendoza
I honestly just thought that he was kind of trying to get publicity.
elijah schaffer
I thought he was trying to get a deal.
I thought he was just doing a business move, like kind of separating himself from white supremacy and stuff to get a deal.
And he got a deal, apparently.
michael mendoza
But I mean, Kick is in some ways just as edgy as Rumble.
elijah schaffer
No.
michael mendoza
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Not even slightly.
michael mendoza
Well, like in a different way.
In a different way.
elijah schaffer
It's like, yeah, in terms of like you can catch pedophiles, but like, they're not going to do that on Twitch because they are pedophiles, but they're going to like.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, no, yeah, But like, dude, you're not, if you flirt with like white supremacist ideas or like white nationalist ideas, they're not going to like Zerk you on there.
michael mendoza
Zerka was banned, I think, from Kick Acting.
So like it's edgy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, right?
And then Jack Doherty was just banned for like crashing.
michael mendoza
It's edgy in like the leftist way, I guess.
elijah schaffer
He was banned from Rumble for crashing a car a lot.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and then Rumble is like the edgy right-wing version.
But yeah, I think that's it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can't get any views on Rumble, though.
It's like the problem.
michael mendoza
Well, time to go to kick, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
I mean, we could do it.
You could just like stream there just for the sake of it.
Start gambling.
Start playing back or at least or something.
Are you back right fan at roll?
earl gray
I don't even know what that is.
michael mendoza
Oh, well, okay.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I haven't asked.
earl gray
We should start gambling.
That'd be great.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
When does that ever go wrong, actually?
I mean, it's only an upside.
You make a ton of money?
Sounds good to me.
unidentified
Well, gamble.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't promote, I don't tell people to gamble, but I do.
michael mendoza
Oh, I'm telling people to gamble right now.
elijah schaffer
But I do gamble.
I mean, I like it.
I like your life savings.
I don't do it often, but I do gamble when I go to Vegas and I do a little bit of online betting or sports betting.
Someone wrote a comment like, you would say this while you have Peter Thiel's.
I saw that comment.
michael mendoza
I saw it.
elijah schaffer
It's like, okay, he's polymarket.
unidentified
I do.
earl gray
Yeah.
Is that actually Peter Thiels?
elijah schaffer
He was an investor.
michael mendoza
He invested.
Which, by the way, I mean, even before Polymarket, I was using Predict It.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
michael mendoza
And then I made some money off of that too because it's just like, you know.
elijah schaffer
Predict it polymarket.
I mean, it's all, I mean, I gamble at the Jewish casinos as well.
So I don't know if that would offend anybody, but isn't Wiz in Wynn?
Isn't that Jewish?
michael mendoza
I think it is, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what I like.
When I go to Vegas, I like the wind.
I stayed at the, for the first time, the Paris last time I was there.
And I think I told you I was told people I gambled at, I was playing roulette with the mayor of the Ohio town that had bad water.
What is that called again?
earl gray
Point, Michigan.
elijah schaffer
Point, Michigan, yeah.
michael mendoza
However, I like how the non-American knew that.
elijah schaffer
Why was it working today?
I don't know.
I just knew it was like some Midwest town, right?
I just forgot off the top of my head.
However, I did like, I do like going to the nicer casinos.
Like, I was at the Bellagio a little bit and then at the one you stay at?
That's the Venetian.
michael mendoza
Venetian, yeah, Venetian.
elijah schaffer
And the one next to Palazzo.
michael mendoza
Palazzo, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Those are really nice, too.
I heard the Fontain Blue is really nice.
michael mendoza
The Fontaine Blue, I've never been to.
I want to go.
elijah schaffer
I like the classier ones.
michael mendoza
Yeah, you know, well, I mean, I've told you this before, but I'm kind of glad I never went to Vegas as a young single man because I probably would have had a lot more STDs and maybe would have got arrested more times, actually.
But I've only been there after being married.
I'm just like, oh, I see what goes on here.
This is kind of a lot of fun.
elijah schaffer
So he only got a few STDs, not a lot, which is what was really.
He came back just with oral herpes and syphilis.
michael mendoza
Not bad.
elijah schaffer
Which was not HIV.
michael mendoza
Take a Z-PAC.
You're good to go.
Yeah.
earl gray
Came back with a list.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's him.
Well, no, that was from the gay black guys, actually.
So that I've been listening to every day.
unidentified
Oh, my gosh.
elijah schaffer
This show is not a serious show.
michael mendoza
A lot has happened during this show.
You went to war with the Gripers, and then you made good with them 20 minutes later.
And then I got a lisp from a gay black guy.
I don't think I'm blind.
elijah schaffer
I think they're going to go after me.
This is what they do.
I like them, though.
But here's the thing is.
Think about this.
Think about this.
I think one of the things is that I don't know.
I think it's going to be an interesting podcast with him.
I think it's really interesting because you have Myron is a red pill guy.
Sneeko, who's like a streamer guy, Fuentes, who's like a political analyst, ideologue, and me, who's untalented and just yips and yaps.
You know what I mean?
So it'll be an interesting thing to put us all together in a room.
Nah, it'll just be an interesting dynamic.
michael mendoza
You know what I was thinking about today?
elijah schaffer
Four people who talk a lot.
michael mendoza
Are we going to, so I mean, we have four chairs right now, but it would be cool to have like a rotating guest, like a fifth person.
Maybe four people who talk for a living is too much, but it would be cool to have like Zirka on one day or something or just like have like a rotating guest.
Could be cool.
elijah schaffer
You could fit six people on here.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
We could do it again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you'll be able to fit one more person here.
And then you theoretically could put two people in the corners there and there.
That would work for camera placements.
You could shoot over and under and around.
Just have to, we have the cameras now.
We have like, we are up to what, 240 cameras in here and 90 TVs.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
No, it's the other way around.
240 TVs.
unidentified
90 cameras.
michael mendoza
Yeah, 90 cameras.
elijah schaffer
You know, when they included the electrical bill with this, she was like, look, is the electrical included in the rent?
She's like, yeah, you know, you guys are just an office or whatever.
I was like, my fly came out.
I was like, no, we got free electricity in here.
That's pretty good.
This would be probably like $1,500 a month for electricity.
michael mendoza
Probably.
Well, I know on the back of some of these TVs, once you first buy them, it says that it's like, oh, this is normally like $150 per year.
And we have 90 TVs in here.
That's not even an exaggeration.
We have 90 TVs in here.
elijah schaffer
There's so we had to get new, like, new PowerPoints installed and fuses and circuits and stuff because it's just, we would have blown the circuits.
There's too much electronics in here.
And this is an ungodly amount of lights.
Imagine this room before LED lights, which, by the way, speaking of that, these lights are very disgusting and they are very blinding.
And when you sit in front of very large, hot, like, they're not hot anymore, because the old network we didn't use LED, we used like CFLs and stuff like that.
Oh, so they looked nicer, they didn't give you headaches, but then they got really hot.
And so these non-hot lights, they just like, they give me like headaches.
So they really do.
When you're looking, like, even that one, that one behind him is just not like those ones are real.
michael mendoza
I kind of like don't even notice it anymore.
I kind of forget that I'm on the stream, honestly.
I'm just like kind of chilling here talking about gay black guys.
And Democrats.
Gay black guys and Democrats.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
earl gray
I was joking, Mike.
Oh, I just risen young.
unidentified
Oh, man.
michael mendoza
No, I wasn't.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if we got any super chats.
We got $1 here.
unidentified
All right.
What are we going to full screen here?
michael mendoza
Oh, sorry.
unidentified
Whoa.
michael mendoza
Where's my Yamaka?
earl gray
Mike with Ben Shapiro and Trump.
michael mendoza
Put a Yamakon here, Lee.
unidentified
Dude, once they find a picture, they just go with it.
michael mendoza
It's also in the newspaper.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
earl gray
Kidnap.
michael mendoza
Attention to detail.
Attention to detail.
earl gray
Please release Mike.
unidentified
Please release myself.
earl gray
I hope they didn't do anything to you, Mike.
michael mendoza
Now, that's something that I can get behind America going to war over.
Release the hostages.
earl gray
Yeah, go ahead.
Send the troops in to save Mike.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
That is so funny.
All right, let me see this.
Shout out to everyone in the censored chat.
Let me touch it.
michael mendoza
Let me touch it.
elijah schaffer
Talk to Burlington Coates and the rest of you guys there.
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I'm feeling super, I'm feeling a little bit off this week, but it's because my wife has been pregnant for 12 years now.
She was supposed to give birth every day.
She's almost at 42 weeks.
And I'm just like, it's just like, I can't, we can't plan anything in my life.
You know what I mean?
It's hard.
You can't plan anything because I can't plan to go anywhere.
We can't have guests over.
I keep stop thinking politically.
And then she doesn't give birth every day.
It's like we don't give birth.
michael mendoza
Well, maybe I have to go over it.
And then I go, boo.
And then it just pops the baby right off.
unidentified
Oh, it's a Mexican.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Get him out of my house.
michael mendoza
And then they'd be like, yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Shout out though to the rest of you guys here who are in the chat and watching.
It's greatly appreciated.
Someone said Elijah the impregnator.
Elijah, yes, sort of hard to carry on a discussion on the topic in chat, though.
earl gray
Mike, they said this about you.
They said his anus was held hostage.
michael mendoza
Whoa.
First of all, that's hold on, wait.
That's not true.
I gave it up willingly.
Anyway.
elijah schaffer
So Virgon Fire told me to come there.
michael mendoza
Come where?
elijah schaffer
In the hostage anus.
So we're there.
Someone said ZPAC will not cure crowns.
unidentified
Oh.
michael mendoza
Didn't know that.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Wait, so the bonus company kit won't work?
Is that you're telling me?
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Well.
elijah schaffer
So anyway, J.E. Vance is the best pick we should go to war with Iran, anyways.
So that's all I want to end the show.
michael mendoza
That's the moral of the story.
earl gray
We should go to war.
I'm pretty happy about that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
I think we should just go to war.
I should come on the podcast with some crazy take in the beginning and then just be just kidding.
Be like, you know, I don't know.
michael mendoza
No, just don't elaborate.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, just go, you know, I don't know.
I mean, like, to me, the most exciting part about Trump's candides thus far has been JD Vance.
And just like leave that point, you know, in a straight face.
Be like, honestly, the best position he has is fucking bombing Iran.
Like, I mean, there's one left, one country left we haven't hit.
So let's just take them out.
We have the, we have the bombs.
michael mendoza
I think the most controversial take that you could have.
Yeah, well, I think the most controversial take that you could have on the show is that the Holocaust happened.
Anyway, we're going to wrap up the show right now.
We're going to wrap up the show.
So, man, the Holocaust thing.
Bro, do you think that happened?
I don't know.
I'm in the Holocaust head.
unidentified
You're not allowed to say that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Chill, chill.
Like to his friend?
michael mendoza
Chill.
unidentified
Man, chill, bro.
We're not allowed to say that.
michael mendoza
It was $6 million.
Not one more.
Not one list.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
Not one more.
unidentified
Not one list.
michael mendoza
Like, we're going to get a season to fifth from the Odds Twins, by the way.
unidentified
Whoever's making memes of Mike, please keep making them.
Please.
Can we get some Earl memes?
No.
michael mendoza
By the way, it took like a year for me to get a meme, but still no Earl memes yet, unfortunately.
elijah schaffer
Someone said 271k.
michael mendoza
271k.
I don't even know what that is.
elijah schaffer
271k.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
All right.
No, it's not that good.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Anyway.
Oh, man.
That's so good.
Someone said, when did the gay black guy get here?
Is he the gay black guy now?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He went from Mexican to being gay.
I know.
michael mendoza
I didn't tan that much over this summer, actually, but you know.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
I have to attack that more like Rocket.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Shout out to everybody who watches the show.
And there, I got a, I'll text.
We'll see if any more of the clippers got anything good.
I wonder who got to it first.
Shout out to Del Groy.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I think it was Del Groid.
elijah schaffer
That's what it was.
Shout out to Del Groy.
michael mendoza
Can we get a applause?
elijah schaffer
The most confetti.
unidentified
Shout out to Del Groy for excellent clipping.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if you guys get paid by Nick, but if you don't, that's even more noble.
That's really good.
If you do get paid, that's even better because I've paid many clippers in my life.
And they definitely don't even get clips the next day.
So not to say anything, but if you're getting clips out in real time of other shows, that's absolutely phenomenal.
And I got to say that.
Also, we have good clippers.
So apparently when I say stuff on the show, people get really mad at me.
Don't take anything I say on the show seriously.
Please don't.
Please don't.
If I say shit on the show, it's usually a joke, unless I'm saying the Holocaust happened.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So I'm totally joking.
Now that it did happen.
100% happened.
So much so that I don't even want you to ask any questions.
And you can be canceled if you do.
So thank you very much.
So it happened.
michael mendoza
Earl thoughts?
earl gray
The Holocaust?
More like the HoloHoax.
michael mendoza
Whoa!
Hold on.
What is this?
Bitch shoot?
What's going on here?
unidentified
I took that from somebody's show, by the way, but that was good.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this is when you get clipped on like angry white man.
There's an entire website basically dedicated to me, Fuentes, Stu, and like a couple other people.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it'll be like, and it'll just have the quote, Holocaust, more like HoloHoax, like Rabid White Supremacist says on Elijah's show as they end it.
They don't play the clips.
You don't know the context.
It's just like, that's just the title of the article.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
earl gray
We'll leave it there.
Come on.
elijah schaffer
Whether or not we do or we don't, we'll let you know.
Anyway, who knows?
Have a great rest of the week.
Oh, I forgot we have that one.
michael mendoza
Yeah, you've been using the record scratch recently.
elijah schaffer
I think there's this one, too.
Attention, everyone in Auschwitz.
The play, the children's play will be coming out.
Head into the arena.
Don't forget to jump in the pool we made for you.
You dirty Jews.
We're going to kill you later, but first we've got to get the.
Wouldn't it be crazy if these giant containers that we made to get to help you guys not die from infections from lice, if people thought that we were doing something bad with them, that'd be crazy.
Anyway, enjoy the show.
unidentified
So, oh, yeah, remember the.
Do you remember when I accidentally did a whole show?
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
And we didn't notice because we weren't monitoring.
Didn't we just leave it?
earl gray
That's hilarious.
unidentified
What did we do?
I turned in a whole show like this.
We didn't know this was pressed.
michael mendoza
I tried to edit the audio afterwards.
unidentified
You sound like an ant.
michael mendoza
Something out in the chipmunks.
unidentified
What?
Sounds like my dad laughing.
michael mendoza
What even happened with this show?
What's going on?
I don't know how I got to this point.
I'm like five seconds away from hitting the close button.
unidentified
What is this one?
A distributed dog.
Yeah.
I didn't say you were my chosen people.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
It's Optimus.
unidentified
What is this?
earl gray
That's Optimus, right?
unidentified
Oh, we have the.
elijah schaffer
If I play it, it actually doesn't.
Our audio doesn't work.
michael mendoza
Peggy?
Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Actually, does beep me.
unidentified
My Sandy Ann would write to yourself, though, so we can see you.
michael mendoza
Okay, that was close.
That was close.
elijah schaffer
No, he didn't say it.
unidentified
You gotta do it.
elijah schaffer
One, two, three.
michael mendoza
Go okay.
One, two, three.
I'm gonna hit the close button if we don't sign off here pretty soon.
unidentified
So someone said I take Z PAC to my fifth hole.
elijah schaffer
What the hell?
We've lost it.
unidentified
Okay.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
We've lost it.
michael mendoza
Let's wrap it up.
elijah schaffer
All right, Earl.
michael mendoza
Wanna shout yourself up before we go?
earl gray
Yeah, I got nothing to shout out.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Shout out, Lieutenant Dan.
earl gray
Shout out to Lieutenant Dan.
I respect that guy.
I think he's the king.
And I like how he relied on God and he believed in God.
michael mendoza
Anyway, my name is Mike Mendoza.
My nose at JPG on Twitter.
Shout out David White in the studio today.
Shout out everyone.
And then shout out to Elijah.
It's take us home.
unidentified
You know, with black people, I think they're all just a bunch of when you talk about the Jews.
elijah schaffer
You know, I don't even know if it was.
And I don't know.
I mean, maybe they just made it.
So I don't know.
It all might have been a myth.
michael mendoza
By the way, there's lip readers, by the way, you know?
Just so you know.
So, anyway.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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