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SHOCKING Claims Against Walz: But are the Accusations Really TRUE?!

Tim Walz recently had some shocking claims made against him regarding a relationship between him and a former student.. Which allegedly subsequently led to him being removed from his position at the school. But are the accusations really true, or just a reach for a bombshell October surprise?Show more There was also allegedly a THIRD assassination attempt on Trump.. However, the named individual seems to be a die-hard supporter who was well known in MAGA circles by others. Was this more fake news, or another attempt on the former President? We talk about all this and more tonight on Nightly Offensive! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ MYPILLOW: A large retail store canceled a huge order, leaving MyPillow with extra stock, which means you can now get MyPillows at wholesale prices for the first time ever. Standard classic MyPillows are just $14.88, Queen size for $18.88, King size for $19.88, body pillows for $29.88, and multi-use pillows for $9.88. Go to https://www.mypillow.com or call 800-210-8491 and use promo code ELIJAH to take advantage of these prices, with free shipping on orders over $75. Limited quantities are available, so act fast before they’re gone!​ ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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unidentified
Did Tim Waltz sucky sucky Asian fucky?
elijah schaffer
Well, apparently, according to Bombshell Report, Tim Waltz, also known as the AI face guy who danced in an assless chaps costume, apparently loved me a long time.
He liked to, let's say, not just tosses salad, but tosses a fryer rice too.
Allegations have come out, which I don't usually cover on this show, but I'm going to cover them for a specific reason.
That Tim Waltz was having sex with allegedly maybe underage students, maybe just the power struggle or the dynamics was off.
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We're talking about this story.
Plus, was there a failed attempt at assassination on Donald Trump's life?
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Let's start the show.
unidentified
Hello Mr.
elijah schaffer
Walsh!
Hello, Mr. Wallace.
unidentified
Hello.
Hello.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I just want to know how this introduction happened, right?
I mean, hello, Mr. Wallace.
How come I saw you to come to my class, huh?
earl gray
And this is a real picture because that does look like AI generated.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to be completely honest, it totally does too.
It also looks like perhaps a picture you would send your date if you were Mexican and living in LA in 2007 when you'd go to beauty shots or star shots.
You know, you got these like, that's kind of like a lens.
It looks like if you were trying to make a picture look like you took it in the 1990s.
earl gray
Yeah, with like a filter that flushes all the pores out and flushes everything.
They look very smooth-skinned.
elijah schaffer
They look like they're in a sexual relationship.
But no, I'm talking.
I'm totally joking here for a second.
I don't like covering this stuff, but we're going to cover it for a more important reason.
Brian, can you swap us here in the boxes in a second here?
So there are new allegations out about Tim Waltz apparently being in an alleged homosexual relationship with one of his students, which is what is it illegal to be gay now?
It's not illegal to be gay.
However, raping your students is apparently still illegal.
I'm just finding out from my sources.
One of the main things that I want to talk about in this is the fact that these allegations are one of several that the MAGA community has latched on to since they've abandoned Q, it seems like, since the white hats may not be coming, since the white hats were replaced through replacement Q migration, they were replaced by the P brown hats and the N black hats.
Okay, I guess we can't hear those today.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Is that that's true?
Okay, our sound effects don't work today.
That's unfortunate.
But these allegations obviously stem from something important.
And we're going to sort of break down today whether they're true, whether they're real, whether they're not.
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guys got to follow us there my guest today is earl gray who is with us in the studio but apparently we don't have oh we do Wait.
Yeah, we do have sound effects.
earl gray
Happy to be here.
Happy to be here and excited to talk about Tim Walt and gay boss and whatever else we got going on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we do.
We have a lot of gay stuff to talk about today.
Someone said with this new set of hosts on the show, I'm starting to think that the gay jokes might not be fake.
All right, shout out to everyone in the chat.
We're going to jump right into this.
Okay, so let's go ahead and let's discuss this.
So basically, an allegation came out from someone named DocNet on YouTube.
And I mean, a lot of this Earl's going to be hearing about for the first time today because if you guys don't know about this, typically when it comes to the gay stuff, he likes real gay action, not contrived or allegations.
But no, but so this came out from the Next News Network.
Shout out to the Next News Network, who's an amazing network, which you can follow.
Now, one of the main things that we need to find here is there was allegations explode.
They exploded.
Tim Waltz, the Democratic VP nominee, faces shocking accusations from DocNet YouTube, a character we'll be introduced to in a moment, who claims that Tim Waltz's teaching career ended over inappropriate relations with a male student.
This isn't just a smear.
He was called Touchdown Timmy for a reason.
earl gray
And he didn't play football.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I didn't do enough research to know that.
But I think flippantly speaking, no, but flippantly speaking, I mean, when you really come down to this, I genuinely have to ask you, just off the top of your head, when you see something like this, because we're going to go into the actual, you know, the whole shebang-shebang thing here.
But do you think that this is legit?
Are any alarm bells moving here for you or no?
earl gray
I don't know.
It sounds fake to me, but who knows?
Isn't he married with kids and stuff?
elijah schaffer
What?
Tim Waltz?
earl gray
Yeah, Tim Waltz.
I don't know.
I bet everyone's got a gay boss, right?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Wait, everybody's got a gay past.
earl gray
Well, it seems like that.
Like, every political scandal is like, he's gay now and he's always got a family and stuff.
So I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised by anything.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
All right, I'm moving you over here for a second.
There you are.
Okay, hold up.
Let me just discuss.
earl gray
I mean, is it the gay thing that's a problem or is it that it was a minor?
elijah schaffer
I think it's probably the fact that it was.
Well, it's probably the fact that it's a minor.
So I think that the main issue is that he's having alleged sex with a student.
The power struggles.
Here's what it says here.
According to Doc Netanyahu, DocNet YouTube, the real reason Tim Walt left teaching wasn't career advancement.
It was to cover up a scandal.
Allegedly, Walt had sexual relations with a male student raising serious questions about his integrity.
Is this why he avoids education issues?
Doc.
earl gray
Maybe he was teaching this dude, you know?
Teaching him some new news.
elijah schaffer
Imagine you have such a scandal you can't talk about like a topic like education.
earl gray
I can never talk about teaching again.
unidentified
Like, fucked an Asian kid.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, maybe.
Who hasn't fucked an Asian boy when they were a teacher, right?
Isn't that a common thing?
I thought it was.
earl gray
There's a lot of guys going out to Thailand doing just that sort of thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a little pump almost got flocked into some ladyboys.
So someone said this sicko needs to repent now.
Someone said the allegations exploded all over Tim Waltz's face.
All right.
Well, look, look, we're going to talk about this because this ties in with the assassination attempt or assassination attempt.
Doc Netanyahu also claims Waltz took the student to a gay bar and an indigo girls concert.
These events allegedly led to a school board meeting to address his actions.
Where's the accountability and where's the transparency in the face of these disturbing allegations?
Also troubling, Waltz is accused of lying about his role at the school.
Instead of being the football coach, as he claimed, uh-huh, he was merely an assistant.
If Walz lied about this, what else has he misled the public about?
So by the way, I like Gary, but I love how we've put lying about being a coach or an assistant coach on football at the same level of like raping a Chinese boy, which is like, you know, in a base society, maybe they maybe they're just viewing Asians as like not, you know, humans or something like that.
Maybe is that what's going on here?
Because I love, I love the word in here.
It's like, you know, he's alleged to have gone with a gay bar with an underage student and raped him.
And also, in worst news, in worst news, he was an assistant coach, not a real football coach.
It's kind of like a, and I like Gary a lot, by the way.
It just seems like a very interesting comparison there.
Am I right?
earl gray
Gary knows what's up.
I really like Gary.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think that's an interesting comparison to like put like child rape and then lying on your resume.
It's like, hey, by the way, my friend here, he, just so you know, like, I don't know if you want to meet him because he recently said he had a master's degree, but he really only has a bachelor's degree.
And if you don't want him around your kids, and you go, okay, well, now we got the worst thing out of the way.
By the way, he also molested a student when he was in teaching.
And it's like, well, that's a bigger deal.
I think we should probably shouldn't put those on the same page.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's my opinion.
earl gray
There's also an interesting thing with teachers these days.
They always seem to be molesting their students.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Yeah.
Why didn't I have a Tim Waltz when I was younger?
I'm totally joking.
No, but the whole joke is what?
The hot blonde teacher, right?
There's always these women teachers molesting their students.
And guys always say the thing like that's that thing where they go, I wish this happened when I was younger.
earl gray
Until they get Tim Waltz.
And then we're like, yeah, that does suck.
elijah schaffer
Maybe we shouldn't be promoting teachers raping students considering the fact that, you know, Tim Waltz is one thing.
Kamala Harris?
earl gray
That's another thing.
elijah schaffer
That's another thing.
It's bad because she's black.
No, I'm kidding.
No, the joke is, is like, obviously we got to stop teachers from raping their students.
It's a terrible thing.
But yeah, I mean, the point is, is like Tim Waltz raping you has got to be a low.
Like, I mean, that's imagine that.
Now, the problem with this is Ian Carroll did a video kind of explaining the full depth of this, which I think is really important that we should watch.
Explain the allegations.
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All right.
So I want to play this video from Ian Carroll because he sort of decides to break down where we're at with the allegations.
And here's what he has to say.
Then we'll discuss whether we think this is legit or not.
Because as of right now, since I've looked at it, the Asians ain't speaking.
They're not speaking.
earl gray
Yeah, we need to see this victim.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's not speaking out.
earl gray
He's not speaking out, huh?
elijah schaffer
And they said that, you know, Trump raped people.
They say that all the boys did bad shit.
You're always trying to make a new one.
unidentified
then describes what can only be described as grooming in a major way including being invited to a indigo girls concert by his teacher by his assistant coach.
Allegedly, it was just this young boy and Tim Walz at the concert, and then major grooming ensues.
Then the spice happens at the end, overwhelmingly tired from the drinks, maybe who knows.
And then they drive home.
And this whole email is like the spicy details about what apparently allegedly happened on the first outing with Tim Walz.
I'll summarize it for you.
You can screenshot and wait and look if you want, but basically, Tim Walz took him to a gay bar allegedly and then drove him home allegedly, though he doesn't remember that part.
And then he sort of comes to while receiving that from Tim, allegedly.
And this was just the start of a long, I would continually meet Mr. Walls during 1995, spend a lot of time with him whenever I could.
Can't remember the exact dates.
We probably had 10 to 12 sexual encounters.
More details to come.
The student makes allegations about why Tim Walz was actually fired from his job at that school.
And Doc has corroborated in the official records that there's some fishy business about Tim Walz' voluntary leaving of the school, meaning there was like a DUI involved, and the school board voted unanimously six to zero to kick Tim Walz out.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so on not getting anyone's back here, because you know, I don't want to take any shots, front shots, or back shots.
I'll leave that to Tim and the Chinese.
unidentified
Chinese.
elijah schaffer
But, but, okay, so we do know that there is, so, so, there is this allegation and that he left the school.
earl gray
Did this happen in China?
Where was this Chinese?
elijah schaffer
No, this is like Minnesota, I think.
earl gray
Oh, there's Chinese people, though?
elijah schaffer
I didn't know till today either.
I didn't know.
In Chinatown, it's called Minnesota.
Minnesota.
The thing is, they moved there because they like sweet things and they liked things tiny.
They thought it was a Minnesota.
They didn't know it was this, they didn't know it was spelt differently.
unidentified
They're like, oh, I look at the Minnesota.
elijah schaffer
And then they moved to Minnesota.
But it's not actually pronounced Minnesota.
It's Minnesota.
Yeah, so Japanese are into the little thing.
They have a little thing and they are.
You know what I mean?
It's all about relativity.
But allegedly, this happened.
Now, this is what I want to say.
Before we corroborate any allegations here, it is ironic that, because I mean, there was a DUI and stuff, and that could be enough to ask someone to step down.
earl gray
Like, I mean, if they were with kids and a teaching assistant, you get a DUI.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they probably ask you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Seriously.
I, yeah.
I, yeah, I completely know about that.
That is absolutely horrifying.
But on the flip, when that happens, that's all I'm going to say.
It's like, you know, it may not have been over.
But was he get a DUI and was he with a Chinese kid?
You know, that's a big, that's a big fact.
Was he also, did he have a Chinese kid that he had had sex with in the car at the same time?
I think that's what the fact that we're missing.
And I'd say that's also another big, big detail that we're going to need here.
earl gray
Yeah, we're going to need to know about that Asian kid.
But is this the Asian guy's email?
This is an Asian email.
This is like a whistleblower that's blowing Tim Waltz's whistle.
elijah schaffer
Who's the whistleblower?
That's like, or who's blowing the whistleblower?
earl gray
Or is it a third party contacting him on behalf of the people?
elijah schaffer
But no, so someone just informed me right now that the kid who was actually alleged, he's actually Vietnamese, not Chinese.
earl gray
This is new information we get.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, he's Vietnamese.
And his name is Dam Song.
earl gray
Damn Song.
elijah schaffer
Damn Song.
I don't know if you guys can see that there, but that's his name.
There he is as a child.
His name is Dam Sun, because that's what he was saying to Tim Waltz when he was taking him to a gay bar when he was 11.
It's disgusting.
unidentified
Damn song.
elijah schaffer
But here's the point: is everybody says that Trump was raping everybody.
And I've worked in the media and entertainment industry, and there's a big difference between the typical media allegations and stuff like this.
Because like, okay, what's that comedian who got in trouble for masturbating in his own home in front of people?
earl gray
Louis C.K.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so Louis C.K. got in trouble for jerking off.
And to this day, I don't, no one understood.
Like, after the Me Too movement ended, everyone's like, wait, why did we cancel this guy?
So he had some girls that voluntarily came over to hook up with him, and then he was just being weird.
No, he's just being weird, apparently.
But he's in his own home.
Like, why did he get fired?
This wasn't, it didn't commit a crime, apparently.
It was just weird.
And he's in Hollywood, and they were like, why is he getting kicked out when Diddy this entire time is throwing freak offs?
So, I mean, drugging people with GHB and raping children, it seemed like a little bit of like an over-correction.
And it finds out that a bunch, I was looking at the Me Too movement.
It turns out a bunch of people in Hollywood were behind it about restructuring the movement and getting a hold on things.
But, you know, people kind of came to after the Me Too and were like, maybe we canceled a lot of people that don't really shouldn't have been canceled.
And that movement doesn't really have any weight anymore.
You don't care anymore when you hear about this kind of stuff.
However, when someone comes forward, like court allegations with like 14 times, like it's not just like, hey, one time, you know, I went and he touched my pee-pee.
It's like, for 14 months, we were fucking.
You know, that's a kind of a big, that's a bigger allegation than like a something happened somewhere that nobody saw type of thing.
Like a Trump, like he pushed me up in the.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying this is a little bit more.
earl gray
In college, we were drunk and he did.
elijah schaffer
He would have wounds.
I'm just saying, like, this guy would show signs of wounding if he was a teenager and being penetrated by, I don't like to say that, but I do have to say it by Tim Walz.
He would have wounds.
That's the scars that they're saying.
So we need to see medical reports.
My point is, I'm saying there would be medical reports where it could prove that somebody was sodomized as a kid.
And I would say, I want to see the medical reports.
You couldn't redact the name, but I'd want to see reports and prove that they were in a class and redact names and show they were in a class, everything.
And at least the guys on the ground.
earl gray
If a guy gets molested, he doesn't usually come out.
Isn't that the thing?
They usually hold it until like 50 or 60 and then they have like a mental breakdown.
elijah schaffer
That's what happened.
He's like 30 years old.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
Like he wouldn't have gone to the hospital at 14 and be like, Tim Walz would.
elijah schaffer
No, he would still have the scarring.
They could examine the colon today.
It would have scar tissue in it.
When kids are sodomized and they grow up, you can still see the scar tissue.
It's soft tissue.
unidentified
Really?
earl gray
Is that true?
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You can still see.
It's different with women.
Things weren't made to go in there, you know?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'm just saying.
However, someone said, because Walls has a big dick, how do you know?
No, because that's what the paper alleges, that there's scarring.
earl gray
Yeah.
But it's also because he's younger, right?
He's a minor and it's dude.
It's guy on guy action instead of guy on go.
So that's not really a Me Too thing.
That's appealing to.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
I don't know who that's appealing to, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's interesting.
So we'll just leave it there.
Someone said, did Elijah know that he was down almost the entire video?
No, I don't know.
But we have a little more of the video here I want to play and we're going to finish it off.
Check this out.
unidentified
And then just this morning, this alleged victim released a legal statement basically saying that they're going to also go after this whole thing with the full force of the law.
They're going to go public.
So far, they've just been leaking information to Doc on X.
It's going to blow up way bigger than that.
Doc just posted this from the accuser this morning.
They include that this is one of the students that accompanied Tim Walz and others on his trip to China.
When Tim Walz received his DUI, it was after an evening spent with this accuser.
This whole paragraph is kind of interesting in its implications, if true.
And then here are the special details about Tim Wallace's body that you would only know if you had been intimate.
And so if these details are true, then yeah.
That includes a raised scar on his chest, a Chinese symbol tattoo on his upper thigh, a small scar on his left arm that was more like a soft burn.
Yeah, anyways, this is just getting started.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so here's my conclusion on this story.
My conclusion here is that if Tim Wallace doesn't have that scar and those tattoos, then it's not him.
And also, this just doesn't seem legit to me.
I've been in media long enough to say that this doesn't seem legit.
And some of the people involved that are pushing it don't have the best.
Not talking about Gary, but some of the people, original people who are pushing this, already didn't have the best track record when I looked at their leaks and what they were saying with matching up time.
They seem to be very exaggerative people.
That's not to say Tim Waltz didn't sleep with students.
I just don't know if he's into the ones that are Chinese.
earl gray
Yeah, that's a good point.
And we also don't know if DocNet Yotube is an actual doctor.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think the thing is, what's actually more sketchy to me about anything is, is here, you want to know what's really sketchy about this?
Is when you go to his page, so this is the person that leaked all this info.
You know, they have Trump as their banner and they follow back true patriots.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, it says, if you have come this far to read my bio, please read my pin tweet together.
We can take our country back.
We're putting a few bucks back in our own pockets.
I may be a fool or a dreamer, but I have unwavering faith in the human spirit and I believe that we live in the greatest country that ever existed.
Join me.
I'm also followed by Tiff Mood nukes and Buzz Patterson.
What the hell does that even mean, sir?
What does that even mean?
earl gray
Who are they?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
But I just see that these kind of people, you know, when you have like, when you're like a pro-Trump person, you're leaking the info.
This makes me think it's like just dark information.
I don't personally buy it.
I don't buy allegations, even if I don't like the person.
And usually they're bullshit.
And even if it was true, then just go to the courts.
When people go to the media instead of the court, if he really had that, you had evidence.
unidentified
Go to the court.
elijah schaffer
Take him to court and expose him in court.
When you go to the media to tell on people, I usually don't believe you.
And I think you might have had a change of mind, you know?
So you see this a lot with girls.
They regret things later and then all of a sudden, you know, they're in a position where they're complaining or they had a boyfriend finds out or something and then they change it.
So that doesn't negate real victims and things that happen.
I'm just saying.
earl gray
You've just seen so much of this over the past couple of years that it's just so hard to know what's true anymore.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's just too much going on.
All right, speaking of another interesting story here that I thought we could talk about is Trump's third assassination attempt.
So the sheriff county in Coachella Valley, which is in California, said that they had stopped an alleged assassin, right?
They literally, we read the story.
It's on the gatewaypundit.com.
We were reading it today.
They're saying that there was a third assassination attempt.
A man was arrested.
He had fake VIP passes.
So this was their evidence.
He had fake VIP press passes, multiple passports, several illegal guns that he didn't have the right to own.
I don't know what that means.
It was very vague.
And in a high-capacity magazine, they stopped his car because it wasn't registered and arrested him under attempted, like, because he was attempting to assassinate Trump.
Except they let him out on $5,000 bail for two misdemeanors.
So something wasn't adding up because the sheriffs came out and said legitimately, this was an attempted assassination.
We just stopped it.
And then they let him out on $5,000 bail.
I think this is another story that I feel like.
I feel like the Magatard group, and I mean this is somebody who is MAGA.
The Magatard group eats up the slop.
You know what I mean?
Like Trump can do no wrong.
And because there's been two real assassination attempts, the best way that you could money two real ones is by just adding more fake ones and sort of making people accustomed to it and thinking like it's not that big of a deal.
earl gray
Yeah, but it doesn't look right where you have like a bunch, you have a shotgun in your boot and you've got a fake press boss, right?
He's trying to get in.
elijah schaffer
But we do even know that that's true.
That's what the media is saying.
earl gray
Oh, right.
They're just saying that?
elijah schaffer
Because I have a video from him.
He went on record about this.
So Mindy Robinson, who, by the way, is the creator of the most in-depth documentary on the, what's that called on the Las Vegas shootings, right?
She's on the most in-depth documentary that we have to date.
She's very famous in that way.
She's also a movie star and a great commentator.
And she said that the man that they just arrested for supposedly trying to kill Trump in Coachella is my good friend and business partner for America Happens, Venn Miller.
Venus exposed a huge deep state cover-up involving the feds and the Bundy Ranch scandal.
So I firmly believe this is 100% some kind of setup in retribution for exposing it.
That or Trump's security team is a bunch of dipshits trying to make up for how badly they failed in Pennsylvania with any kind of win they can get fake or not.
There isn't a universe.
His intention was to kill Trump.
He worked too hard in this movement to expose the deep state and all the people against him.
If he had guns in his car that were illegal, what did he fucking do?
As a pro-2A advocate, ask me if I give a shit about a good guy with a gun in an unsafe shithole like California.
It doesn't even make sense why his passes would have been fake either.
And we're both usually invited as media to these things.
And I'd love to see exactly what this threat was that he made about Trump because I don't believe he said it.
I just know that it's going to be the most misconstrued bullshit thing ever when I finally hear it, assuming they even ever tell us.
This is an anti-deep state documentary we did that they're probably targeting him for, where we actually suspected they killed our whistleblower over it.
It's a damning to this legitimate government.
We were also working on a sequel to my Las Vegas shooting cover-up doc as well, which might be another reason why someone would target him for this.
Either way, I stand up to Venn Mueller and I will get to the bottom of this bullshit.
So I immediately recognized her name as the creator and him.
So they apparently were, he's also behind this incredible documentary that's the number one reference documentary on the Las Vegas shooting showing that there was a government cover-up.
So the guy that was involved in exposing the cover-up, the Las Vegas shootings from the federal government and also working on a new documentary about whistleblowers and covers up is suddenly being arrested for a third assassination attempt.
That's a pro-Trump guy and is at the RNC.
We saw that video together.
earl gray
We saw a bunch of videos with his son, Jr. and then a whole bunch of other celebrities.
elijah schaffer
He was at the RNC.
Seemed like a normal guy.
earl gray
Yeah.
So it doesn't really make sense.
And the passports, I mean, that seems like that could be anything.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Personally, I feel like that could be anything.
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Okay, so before we watch this video, we have a video from the alleged assassin, which doesn't happen.
earl gray
A video of him doing what?
Yes, talking about getting arrested for that.
elijah schaffer
He's out on bail.
Yeah, we have the video.
earl gray
This should clear it up, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm hoping so.
That's the goal here.
It's actually so to give good credit here to the Next News Network.
Look, they posted this as well.
earl gray
Oh, nice.
elijah schaffer
They have the whole interview here.
He's on, look, he's here on X. He's the founder of the America Happens Network, a producer, a DJ, a lawyer, a vision guy.
He hosts the Blood Money podcast.
And he's posting, I don't know if Blood Money is a good word to be right now.
But he posted this.
Check this out.
We're not going to watch the whole 13 minutes, but here's the alleged Trump assassin talking to us here at AmericaHappens.com.
vem miller
All right, guys.
So this is Ven Miller of the America Happens Network.
I'm releasing this statement because of the false information that is currently being released by the police department, I believe, of Palm Desert, Indio, Coachella, and the Riverside County.
And I will state that what I'm about to tell you is 100% true and accurate.
The body cams and the surveillance footage in the police station, as well as all the evidence at hand, will reflect that indeed what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.
I'm choosing to do it this way because, frankly, I've gotten, I don't know, 100 calls in the last two hours, hour and a half since these false and defamatory statements have been released by the police authorities in this region.
And, you know, let me start it off by saying this.
So my name is Ven Miller.
I am one of the partners at the America Happens Network, which is AmericaHappens.com.
I always knew we were going to go viral in a very big way, and some of our stories and exposés have been going viral, but I never thought that the most explosive story would involve myself and the false statements that are currently circulating across the internet.
I'm currently in a cheap motel room, and I'll explain why I'm in a cheap motel room in a second.
So I run the America Happens Network with my partners, and as a part of that, we've been integrally involved in our passion, which is protection of our the president, President Donald Trump, has been near and dear to our hearts because he's one of the only individuals that I've seen have the courage to actually stand up to this tyranny against we the people.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this doesn't seem like a Trump assassin.
vem miller
In 2022, I ran for office in Nevada as a Republican.
Since 2000, I've been involved in the Republican Party in Nevada.
I'm a Trump caucus captain.
I've collected votes for Donald Trump, and I'm also a Trump team leader.
It is with that that I decided to come to Coachella after receiving a special invitation from members of the Nevada Republican Party.
I was scheduled to drive from Los Angeles to Coachella, where I arrived at 3 p.m. on October 12th, 2024.
At 3 p.m., once I arrived to Coachella, I was told to go towards a special entrance where there's parking.
Prior to entering the parking lot area, I did what I always do, which is that, and there's much evidence of this.
If you ask around Nevada police officers, well, I will fully transparently let them know that in the trunk of my car, I carry two firearms.
One is a Glock, one is a shotgun.
And these two firearms that I carry with me are simply for protection.
And purely for protection, I purchased both these guns.
And so prior to October 12th, every time I would go to a Trump rally, and most of these were in Nevada or states that are certainly not California, I would tell the police officers out of courtesy that, hey, you know, my name is Vam Miller.
I work closely with the Trump campaign and individuals within the Trump campaign.
I'm just letting you know that in the trunk of my car, I have two firearms.
I'm certainly not going to take these firearms into the actual rally location.
And by the way, there's metal detectors and stuff like that.
So it's not like that is even possible.
But I would clearly tell them that I got in the back of the truck.
And the reason I would tell them this is because, God forbid, somebody broke into my truck or something.
I want them to be aware of what was in there.
And it was simply a common courtesy of the police.
They've thanked me for the courtesy of notifying them.
They've said, obviously, you can't take your firearms.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I've seen enough.
I've seen enough.
Turn that.
That's way too loud.
Sorry, guys.
This is obviously not an assassin.
And I don't know why the Coachella people told us that this was an assassination.
It was 100%.
I'm going to see if I can even see their video where they claimed that this was, right?
They claimed that this was an assassination.
I just feel like we can't really trust these people when they say things like this.
earl gray
This is the police department, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, like, look, I mean, this is the kind of stuff.
Like this picture of Roger Stone with the new Trump assassin is really pissing him off.
Be a shame if you shared it and tagged him.
A real shame.
And it's like got 265,000 views.
Brand new.
Accused trust assassin Ven Miller posted an hour-long video claiming his innocence and the details of his arrest.
The would-be Trump assassin Ryan Ruth posted this on his Facebook page.
We know that.
Absolutely no bloody way, right?
This is like, I mean, it's kind of weird, though, because everyone just went for it.
And I guess I was looking at, I was looking for a video from Coachella.
See, look at it.
unidentified
Update.
elijah schaffer
Third suspected Trump assassin attempt details in my thoughts below.
So I don't, I just, I would arrest this case and say my conclusion on this is that this is just false.
But the question is, why would the law enforcement claim they foiled this?
I think it's to make up for their last two terrible security breaches and make it seem like their security is working when in reality, reminding you that a gun charge in California is like a gun charge in Australia.
Everything's illegal in California.
I mean, like, half the guns are illegal.
I mean, every gun I own is illegal in California.
So if I had my guns in my car in California, I'd get a felony gun charge.
You know what I mean?
I'd have illegal guns in my car and high-capacity magazines and 12-inch dildos.
You know what I mean?
Which we don't use on ourselves.
We put them at the end like a call it getting Tim Waltzed.
Just hit the end.
It's not good.
By the way, Mike, if you're watching this, which he said he is, shout out for being a black guy on the front of the thumbnail.
Like, he Tim Waltzed me.
I was like, it was a Chinese guy.
earl gray
Oh, did he put a black guy?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You didn't see that?
He put a black guy on the thumbnail.
earl gray
He was just guessing, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he didn't.
Look, Tim Tim Waltz did what?
Look at that.
It's a black guy named like Taekwan.
That's like a famous streamer or something.
He just put that there.
All right, I say we rest that case, right?
Because we've got to get to something.
earl gray
He sounds innocent.
Either they were trying to set him up or they were trying to take Stolen Vallo for getting somebody and get recognition of it.
Yeah.
Whatever.
unidentified
All right.
earl gray
Case closed.
elijah schaffer
Moving along.
Happy Columbus Day.
So today is Columbus Day.
It's been a very controversial day where obviously we remember the death of the natives who were just trying to rip around the riverbend.
unidentified
Just around the riverbend.
Peaceful natives.
elijah schaffer
The peaceful natives who the Christians came and turned them into slaves.
Right here, I have a short clip from a famous Hollywood movie.
By the way, so from a famous Hollywood movie showing the peacefulness of the Aztecs.
And by the way, this is historically accurate of what they were doing on a regular basis.
Check this out.
Christopher Columbus Day.
are the terrible people uh the people that had to receive the christian wrath as they were just trying to live with trees
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Do you get the picture of what was?
unidentified
Do you get the idea of what was uh going on there?
elijah schaffer
By the way, one of the most serious cases of human sacrifice that we know of in the modern world, they would capture entire villages, sometimes kill several thousand a day.
You know about this, right?
So these were very, they were very advanced in many ways, but very brutal people.
This is sort of the question of why they had pyramids in line with the constellation, sort of like in Egypt, but yet were requiring human sacrifice to survive.
It reminds me a little bit of, if you've seen the way DC is set up in the United States, and that we were the ones to push abortion legally internationally, this idea of sometimes empires to thrive need to sacrifice blood because they need demonic power and influence, right?
And usury and these things.
Like, I mean, I mean, it's a genuine question of mine.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Well, yeah, what do their gods require?
Hundreds and hundreds of people being sacrificed a day to be satisfied.
elijah schaffer
To have the sun come, the rain come.
Yeah.
earl gray
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Well, obviously, that being said, we want to preserve that culture, right?
I mean, it looks pretty good to me.
Yeah, it looks like a great society.
earl gray
If you're not one of the blue guys, it looks pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, oops.
I don't know.
That's not good because now you're going to see what's really going on here.
So we were told forever that we had to hate Christopher Columbus because he ended that, right?
He ended up.
earl gray
He came and he, what, brought the Spanish of the world.
elijah schaffer
He came quickly like Tim Waltz in front of a Chinese boy at a gay bar.
He just went boom and then he came quickly.
earl gray
He was the Tim Walt of Spain.
elijah schaffer
He was the Tim Walt.
The Aztecs were a Chinese boy, and he was Tim Waltz, and he just went and fucked them.
unidentified
Exactly.
earl gray
He took him to a gay bar.
elijah schaffer
He just went and just went in.
Well, you know, but everybody knows it's an American that we've been told that Columbus was obviously, people argued whether he was Spanish or Italian.
Either way, he was whitish, and therefore he was bad.
And he brought Christianity Catholicism to the new world, which means he's evil.
And so we stopped calling it Columbus Day about 10 years ago.
And you know what we call it now?
earl gray
Indigenous People's Day.
unidentified
Correct.
earl gray
I saw that.
I learned that just today.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which is similar to what in Australia with the welcome to country.
earl gray
Yeah, what did they say?
elijah schaffer
And Australia Day is like invasion day.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Which actually sounds cooler than Australian Day.
Yeah, oh, May Day sounds like D-Day or something.
It sounds badass.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we killed a bunch of people with IQs lower than a chimpanzee.
unidentified
Oops.
Okay.
earl gray
I don't know if I can sign that.
elijah schaffer
I can.
I just called an Australian journalist a dumb fucking hoe on her.
And she's like, They always say something like, you are a dumb hoe.
I swear, the Australian journalists are the dumbest group of sluts you'll ever meet in your life.
Dumb, wasteful sacks of skin.
Ugly ass motherfuckers, too.
The Australian female journalists, I'll start linking some of them.
They are just very ugly.
Inside and out.
Do you see them interviewing that one guy?
What would your mom think?
What would your mom think?
Journalists ask you what your mom would think.
You fucking...
I'm so glad I'm not there.
Anyway.
Anyway, Australia's a beautiful country.
I hate the liberal people there.
The liberals, you know?
I hate the liberals here, too.
To be fair, I hate the liberals in every country.
I really do.
I hate liberals so much so that I say, why don't we gift you the experience of living in the Aztec world?
If you like it so much and you think that it shouldn't have been replaced, why don't we let you experience it?
We'll dip you in some blue paint and we'll let you feel the love right from your heart or have your heart.
You'll feel the love.
I'm just saying, you know, that's the whole point.
If you like that so much, we'll let you experience it.
Well, it turns out we have some big news, everybody.
I don't have a drum roll, but I have an air horn, which is close to it.
It turns out that Christopher Columbus, after we were taught to hate him, bad news, everybody.
New York Post just reported today that Christopher Columbus was a Sephardic.
earl gray
Democratic Jew.
elijah schaffer
He was a Sephardic Jew.
He was a Democratic.
He was a part of the Democrat Party from Western Europe.
A study he finds.
We can read the study here.
Here's what it has to say.
So Christopher Columbus was allegedly a Sephardic Jew from Europe.
Now, it is sketchy when you see that the study is by someone named Steve Janowski.
Why is that?
Because you don't always trust Democrat publications, right?
So let me see.
Okay.
Christopher Columbus wasn't Italian or even organically Catholic, but instead a Sephardic Jew, likely from Spain, who hid his heritage to avoid persecution, a new genetic study suggests.
Goes on to explain that a decades-long investigation into the famous controversial explorer's background and conducted by Spanish scientists was meant to shed light on the lengthy debate over where the 15th century Globetrotter was actually born.
Now, we're involving the BBC here, the British broadcasting cunts.
That's what they call them, right?
So we know it's reliable.
And we got a guy named John Ski, the New York Post, which is run by a bunch of Democrats and this guy.
Yeah, well, traditional theories held that Columbus, who was sailing on behalf of Spain when he trekked across the Atlantic in 1492, sparking European interest in the Americas, was born in 1451 in Genoa, an independent republic on Italy's northwest coast.
So first of all, guys, you ever think that you're not, people don't want you?
Just remember this bitch, you owe your entire life to him, okay?
Which means that you got to pay 29.9% APR on your credit cards and 7.8% on your Federal Reserve-backed loans, okay?
Remember that.
earl gray
It doesn't look very Spanish.
elijah schaffer
I will say the nose is larger than normal.
That is a very large nose, and he does it like a goblin.
earl gray
He's an Italian?
elijah schaffer
He looks like a goblin.
Now, whether that's related to him being a Democrat, I don't know.
He's a Sephardic Democrat.
Did you know that?
earl gray
That's an unflattering picture of him.
unidentified
Maybe it's the fact that he looks like he's a child of the devil.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Maybe we were supposed to hate him this whole time.
Maybe I hate Christopher Columbus now, too.
I don't know.
I don't like Democrats.
But many historians question that and new DNA evidence pulled from some of the bones of Columbus's corpse in Spain, Seville, Cathedral, seems to prove them right.
We have had DNA from Christopher Columbus, very partial but sufficient.
Forensic expert investigative leader Miguel Laurenta said in a documentary called Columbus DNA, The True Origin, which aired in Spain on Saturday.
Also turns out that he was gay and a cross-dresser because the one thing that I noticed first and foremost about that image.
earl gray
He's wearing a dress.
elijah schaffer
Was, yeah, he's wearing gay clothes.
Columbus was wearing homosexual clothing.
What kind of straight guy wears that?
Oh, you don't know what they dressed in 1490s.
I don't know how they dress in the Castro district.
Is that what you tell me when they walk around naked in horse suits?
When I went to the gay parade in a film there in San Francisco, very key phrase filmed there for the show.
They were walking around with their cocks out with cock rings in front of children.
I want to remind you guys that a guy had his testicles in a bag, and people say today, that's just how people...
earl gray
They were wrapped up inside of a bag.
elijah schaffer
Inside of a crown royal bag that he was rubbing against children as he walked by them.
And I pointed out to the police officer, said, hey, that guy's rubbing his genitals against children.
earl gray
I like that point because he said that it wasn't.
Really, we're only getting the top half of this guy.
We have no idea if he has his testicles in a bag as well.
elijah schaffer
He could have had a cockrig on.
earl gray
He could be in San Francisco right now.
elijah schaffer
He might be a San Francisco Knight.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it turns out he's a Sephardic Jew.
So the question is, is this a win or a loss?
Because on one hand, they've told us to hate him forever.
Now he's Jewish.
Are we allowed to hate Jews?
I thought we weren't allowed to do that.
I thought that was like a big no-no.
Bill Ackman told me that he's not going to give $100 million to Trump unless we stop doing that.
earl gray
Yeah, well, I guess, did you like him a year ago and it's just changing now that you figured out that he was a Spanish Jew?
elijah schaffer
No, it hasn't changed.
I like...
earl gray
Because he did good things, right?
He came over here.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying to them, this is a problem.
Yeah, because no, because they were saying that he's bad and we got to hate him.
But now he's Jewish, so maybe they screwed up because these teachers, the institutions, Harvard, everywhere, was telling us he was evil.
We have to stop it.
But now that means they're promoting anti-Semitism.
earl gray
And did they pull down his statues?
elijah schaffer
His pants to find out if he's wearing a cockrate.
earl gray
You know, when they were riding and they were pulling everyone's statue, did they remove one of his statues?
elijah schaffer
I can look that up right now.
unidentified
Because they might have to put it back up after we discovered it.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
earl gray
Well, the real question is, is he actually?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In 2020, they knocked out Christopher Columbus in, where was it off?
In the Italian Northend neighborhood there in Boston.
Yeah, they tore it down.
earl gray
He's got to go back up immediately.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can't be tearing Jews down.
That's illegal, actually.
earl gray
That's anti-Semitic.
elijah schaffer
That is anti-Semitic.
So the question is, though, one person who said this, I saw some famous Catholics that I follow.
People may know this.
People call him Crypto Columbus now because he's a Jewish, Crypto Columbus.
Some people are saying maybe he never paid back his debt to society for the crimes he committed.
Maybe he just made us start paying his debt.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
He just possibly.
elijah schaffer
But they blame white people for him.
So here's the point, though.
I think he's cool.
But if it turns out that they blame Christopher Columbus for all the atrocities of white men in the imperial age.
So now the Jews started imperialism.
It was started by the Jews.
So that is a real fundamental conclusion.
earl gray
It's a very good point, actually.
elijah schaffer
It's like the slavery imperialism.
earl gray
So now you can kind of just wash your hands from that and be like, hey, we didn't.
elijah schaffer
We didn't use slavery or we didn't do any of that.
We need to go to FAU and talk to college students about this.
That imperialism was started by the Jews.
What do they think?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's a real, that's not even an anti-Semitic thing.
earl gray
We just came along off, though, right?
elijah schaffer
We just took advantage of the imperial system.
Then we used pounds and rocks and stuff.
Someone said, Christopher.
So Catholics are saying, though, so here's the counter-argument that I think is really important here.
So here's the arguments for Columbus being a Spanish Jew.
Do you have this?
Can you explain this?
You looked this up.
earl gray
Well, I guess there's two sides to it, that he's a Spanish Jew, and then the DNA is backing this up.
And then everybody else, I guess the Catholics and the Italians, is saying he's from Genoa.
So they're the two.
elijah schaffer
They're saying that he's a Catholic.
earl gray
He's a Catholic.
elijah schaffer
He's not Jewish.
earl gray
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
So explain this.
earl gray
So, okay, I'll just read off some points for why he is a Spanish Jew.
These are the main arguments.
So he's vague about his family history and his background.
And some historians think that's because they're trying to conceal their roots.
Some researchers also suggest he was part of the family of the Maranos.
So these were the Jews that had to convert to Christianity but still hid their faith.
elijah schaffer
The Republican Party?
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
This is the Republican party.
Jews that pretend to convert to Christianity but hid their faith.
earl gray
Yeah, otherwise they'd have to get kicked out of Spain.
So they converted.
Everyone knows that.
His son was circumcised.
That's.
I don't know if they were doing that back then in Italy or Spain.
Probably not.
Catholics don't get circumcised, do they?
elijah schaffer
Christians have traditionally, in a lot of places, gotten circumcised.
earl gray
All right, so maybe that's not a good point.
He avoided eating pork.
He lived in Spain during the time of the Spanish Inquisition.
He was very, he had a cryptic way that he signed his name.
Some believe it resembles Hebrew letters or Kabbalistic symbols.
elijah schaffer
That doesn't seem what if he converted, that could also be ethnic, too.
Could be ethnically Jewish, but religiously Catholic.
I feel like if you're forced to convert, though, to not get kicked out of a country, your conversion is probably of question.
earl gray
Wait, you're saying he's, but this is the argument for him being a Jew.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying, like, they're saying, yeah, like, even he write his name, that he's like converted to Catholicism.
But I'm saying if you're forced to convert to a religion, I don't know if that's genuine.
That's what I'm saying.
He could have been Jewish.
I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt here.
earl gray
Well, these guys are saying he is Jewish because of the way that he wrote his name.
Maybe that's where we're getting confused because he wrote it in a Hebrew cobbler.
I want to know.
elijah schaffer
The key thing is, I want to know what his voice sounded like.
Because imagine this.
unidentified
If he was like, you know, I think I founded this land.
elijah schaffer
Then you would say, okay, no.
And he said.
earl gray
A voice test.
unidentified
Yeah, but if he said, well, I don't know.
earl gray
I need more money.
unidentified
I need to go to Queen Ferdinand and get some more funds.
Oh, you.
elijah schaffer
What would you say?
unidentified
Is he Spanish?
elijah schaffer
Spanish Catholic?
earl gray
Sounds pretty.
elijah schaffer
That sounds Italian.
Now, here's the question.
This is a big thing.
This is what I wanted to say.
This is my support.
So this is his for him.
Check out this.
So the big support for them is I remember in class that they taught us this, right?
Is that Columbus, I think he went to, is he go to King John II of Portugal for funding, but he declined.
So then he was turned down by the kings of three countries, which I think was interesting.
France and England turned him down too.
So if he was Catholic or he was Christian, why are all the kings, the Christian kings, turning him down for funding?
But then he goes to Spain and he's asking for money.
He asks for ships.
He asks for 10% of whatever riches he discovered.
And 10% was the tithe at the time in the Bible of the Jews to the temple, right?
The 10%.
So he wanted 10% of everything that he found on his conquest.
But he also was asking other people for money to fund his work, which I think is also very, you know, and he wanted a user.
He wanted a commission, right?
He wanted an endowment.
earl gray
That's kind of what he wanted.
elijah schaffer
He didn't want to get paid up front.
No, he didn't want to just get paid a certain sum.
He wanted like a reoccurring fee, which I think to me, I'm just saying, compared to the time, since usury was banned at the time in Spain or whatever, from my understanding.
earl gray
That's like a commission.
Wouldn't you say it's more of a commission than usury?
elijah schaffer
Well, he also wanted to be the governor of new lands that he claimed and everything.
He wanted like complete power and authority.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'm just saying, like, I don't know if these are like very Christian, you know, like this seems like a lot of greed, right?
It seems like there's a lot of greed in this guy's heart.
earl gray
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
So he may have been a Democrat.
But now, so what are the arguments against him being gay?
Because I want to say it because like Jack, I don't know if Jack Pesobic was, but a lot of Catholics I saw today were like saying that this was an intentional, like gay.
It's like saying like Vikings were gay.
You know, oh, the king was gay.
earl gray
Oh, Greeks were gay.
Every Greek was gay.
And they had a boy that they fucked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they were fucking the legs on like Tim Waltz.
Like, you should have done the legs.
It was between the legs, okay?
They didn't leave any scarring that way, apparently.
So, but no, but I'm saying, so people are saying this is another one, the gayification.
Like, it's like a Netflix.
He was actually, you know, Jews did this.
So what's the argument against him being a Jew?
earl gray
There were never accusations at the time against him.
Records show that his father was a wool weaver in Genova.
So basically, it's establishing that he was from Genova and he was Italian.
Many people around the time referred to him as being from Genova, Genoa, what else?
He spoke in a Genoan accent.
Well, this one's not really.
He wanted to fund a crusade to recapture Jerusalem.
I don't know why that's in the – him not being, but that sounds – but that was apparently a Catholic aspiration at the time was to go and reclaim the Holy Land.
elijah schaffer
At the time.
earl gray
Yeah, well, it's the crusades and all that kind of stuff, right?
So maybe that does make sense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay, that being said, speaking of that, something very, very interesting here.
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The media has tried to cancel him over this.
They have actually.
He said, really, Mike?
$14.88, huh?
earl gray
I couldn't believe it when I saw that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, and we are absolutely selling my pillows now.
They bought airtime on the show.
earl gray
But he hasn't said, he didn't say anything about it.
unidentified
He did.
elijah schaffer
He tripled down.
He said it's a good price.
And there has never been offered at this low price before.
Never even this loan.
He chose $14.88.
There's limited quantities at this price.
The limit is actually going to be $10.
So go to mypillow.com or call 1-800-210-8491.
Use my promo code Elijah.
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unidentified
Oh, man.
earl gray
Really trying to send a message, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, $14.88 here, ladies and gentlemen.
$14.88.
I can't get over that.
earl gray
This gets away with that, Happy.
elijah schaffer
Well, I had to delay this a little bit because I was like, dude, I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for selling my pillows for $14.88.
You know what I mean?
Like, I already have enough lies out there about me and my family.
Like, I don't know if I need anything else out there.
It's like, oh, you know, Elijah's selling pillows for $14.88.
So I had to really talk to them and be like, are you really selling pills for $14.88?
earl gray
It was like, this is a real number that you want to use.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, they're like, yeah, it's great.
It's a fantastic price.
People are loving it.
That's actually more fantastic than anything.
Imagine if you sold your stuff for like $69,420.
People just buy it to buy it for the price, you know?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, it was just $69 for.
earl gray
It's kind of like an Elon Musk thing to do.
Didn't he do that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
$69.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, for an upcoming.
earl gray
I'm kind of over that joke, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I mean, but yeah, but 1488 wasn't even ever supposed to be a joke.
No, just, it was just like, like, it was just said like, promo code Hitler.
You know what I mean?
Like, just type in Hitler.
Oh, dude, because I love to hit, you know?
earl gray
Promo code HH.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, SS.
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iHeart SS.
unidentified
I love it.
elijah schaffer
I'm a big supporter.
earl gray
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
That is very good for him.
Man, it is just absolutely insane what is going on in the chat today.
Can we get 1488s for my pillow in the chat, please?
1488s for my pillow.
14.88.
Remember, it's got to be 14 period 88.
It's not just 1488.
It's 14.88.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Remember, if you're watching the show right now and you're on YouTube, pretty soon, unless X figures out a way to do a video profile.
ALX said they're going to do this, but I was surge from Tim Cass was saying this too.
We're probably going to stop streaming on X because it's kind of useless.
Even Tim Cass said it's useless streaming on X that unless they create a video tab and it's like more interactive, like just streaming on your page is not like worth it.
And then we're also going to stop streaming on YouTube probably right when I come back from having the baby, which Kez is just cooking forever.
So we'll keep a slow cooker.
We're doing it the natural way so we don't induce and stuff.
So the babies are just coming, which means you got to subscribe to our Rumble account, particularly here at rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
And also, you got to make sure that you subscribe to our censored account to get the second half of the show.
When you go to censored.tv, you use my promo code Offensive.
I'm actually really struck.
So from when I signed on to now, we just have so much more shows that are on the network now.
And you can get them all here.
They're absolutely amazing.
Plus, the best part about this is that we get a lot of content.
And this show gets uploaded with the ads cut out.
And like that part where the show went out because something happened with our internet or something, that'll be cut out, right?
So that part will be cut out of the show where like that, you'll get the, you'll get the whole show, you know, suppressed or what's it called?
Edited down.
Ads will be taking out everything.
So you can just watch it straight through.
If you miss a stream, go to censored, watch it there, and just watch it without ads, interruptions, any technical errors.
Brian will start getting those out and Earl here will make sure that he's clear at the end of the show that I cut that part out and some stuff.
But we'll see you there.
For the rest of you guys watching, we'll see you over at rumble.com.
We're also on locals.
You can send your super chats.
We're going to do a section of super chats as well.
When I come back, we'll have a dedicated section.
We'll really go through your questions.
We'll talk through your topics.
Even if they're inappropriate or whatever, we'll just get into them, dive into them, and see what you guys have to say.
We'll dive into them like they're a Chinese boy in 1995.
I'm feeling very like I got to dance.
I got to do a waltz or something.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, we'll see you over there in just a moment.
See you in a couple of minutes.
Rumble.com slash slightly offensive and on censored and locals.
unidentified
You there, all right.
elijah schaffer
So uh, black lives matter is mobilizing today, uh.
Just a random thing.
I saw today that there were calls for protests about a slaying of an unarmed black person in a new segment that we're calling, Do You Think Blacks Are Bullshitting?
No, I'm just not the phrase.
Do you think blacks are lying?
So the minute I saw that, basically a Fairfax County police just released the video after because BLM was organizing over a fatal officer-involved shooting involving a knife-wielding trans woman standing six foot six tall.
Okay, attacking the officer allegedly.
But of course, BLM is showing us, you know, of this person, a three-month-old baby.
That's honestly what they're showing, the three-month-old baby of this person.
And so, you know, I heard about it, and I heard that, you know, this was a really, really serious situation.
Now, BLM was about to ride over an unarmed little black, little black boy.
It was a little black boy that got, that's what they said, like a little black boy.
earl gray
The cubs gunned down a little bit.
elijah schaffer
An unarmed little black boy that they thought they saw the picture.
Now we saw the video of it.
They just released it while we were live on air right now.
I've been following this story.
earl gray
Did you even see this?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, we're on Rumble, so we can play this on Rumble.
This is, by the way, yes, this is someone, they're murdering a baby here.
earl gray
They're executing a baby in its own home.
elijah schaffer
They're murdering a baby in its own home.
Check that out.
So this is the unarmed three-month-old baby that BLM is about to protest over.
Check this out.
unidentified
Oh, back up.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, back up.
earl gray
Back up.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, man.
I got some doing.
Please back up.
Oh, yeah.
Back up.
Oh, back up.
Back up.
Oh, man.
Five to the one, Bobo.
Cut.
elijah schaffer
He's bleeding, right?
earl gray
He's dead.
elijah schaffer
Look, this guy got slashed.
unidentified
Shots fire.
earl gray
Yeah, well, he got stabbed.
elijah schaffer
Let's see the blood falling.
unidentified
Yeah.
3-2-2.
Apartment 3-2-2.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so the person is dead in that clip there.
That was a big baby.
That was a really big baby.
So, BLM, that was a report that came out that a baby got killed by an unarmed baby.
earl gray
That was crazy.
elijah schaffer
As opposed to armed babies.
Which actually, my son is sometimes armed and dangerous.
earl gray
Well, babies can be dangerous because they don't know their own strength, right?
They pick up random objects, start throwing them around, start slashing people.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
But they also sometimes too, their behinds are dangerous too.
They let out big rips and they think it's funny.
And they laugh and it stinks up the whole room.
Sometimes babies are letting out the biggest pups, as we call them in my home, because my wife doesn't like using the F word as she calls it.
What F word am I talking about?
Fart.
That's what happens when you marry a good girl.
She thinks it's a curse word.
I will say this.
That is, we pop in the house.
You poop out of your rear end or something.
I mean, what do we even call butts in our family?
I don't think we've had to know that yet.
But yeah, they'll stink up with a massive wet poo.
But other than that, I don't think babies are causing any problems.
They also will throw up on you.
My son, he threw up mushrooms onto me.
My wife asked why I fed him mushrooms.
I wanted him to see the spirits, the spirit world.
earl gray
And was it like a projectile vomit?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it went all over me.
I was wearing a white t-shirt, and then he came over and cried, and then he had mud on his hands.
So I just don't really wear white anymore.
Or, you know, you can't really deal with that.
But he just did this the other night.
He threw up all over the couch and me.
And apparently, he threw up full mushrooms.
So I guess he wasn't swallowing the mushroom.
He wasn't chewing them.
earl gray
So you had a similar experience.
elijah schaffer
Similar experience.
I basically almost died.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So babies are dangerous.
And no, but in the midst of that, you know, it's so crazy because you look at that and you go, oh, why are they like this?
Every time.
That's a, that's, again, a violent trans person.
earl gray
This is it because they're maybe it's more yeah, maybe it's more that they're trans and they're crazy.
What did they get uh called the police on for I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I just I just know that we don't know what the call is.
We just know that someone said headshot, dude, you're wasting ammo.
No, they don't do they don't tell you as a police officer to do headshots.
They tell you to aim for a center message.
earl gray
But he was doing like point blanks as he walked past.
He's like doing these ones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
earl gray
Yeah, that's traumatic.
What the final words of that trans person?
elijah schaffer
That's what he said.
earl gray
He said, who stopped shooting and then died or something?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he died.
earl gray
Well, he just fell down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that being said, we could watch more videos, by the way, of Columbus Day.
So on the midst of this, let me move topics real fast here.
Okay, so we're done with that.
I don't have anything else to say.
I want to talk a little bit about some very controversial stuff about, speaking of people getting attacked, of something that people really were disagreeing with me on.
And it comes from a clip here.
So everybody knows that the catching alleged child predators, and this is a show, so I have to be really careful.
I can't ever say anything on this show that are definitive.
We don't know if these are child predators despite the evidence, right?
You have to wait on a show like this to say anything because we're a business.
You can't make claims on it.
And like, these are child predators.
We don't know.
We see evidence that they are, but we have to wait until they're convicted in a court of law.
However, a lot of people are now doing these sting operations where they're sexting adults and sort of entrapping them legally into meeting up with minors based off of the MSNBC series.
How much NBC?
NBC series?
I don't know what it was, but with Chris Hansen to catch a predator.
And this has become one of the most popular forms of modern content.
They get a predator to meet up.
They say it's like we're not talking, some of the ones are like, are like questionable where it's like a 17-year-old girl and it's like it would be legal in one state and not another.
That's not what we're talking about here.
These are like people trying to meet up with like 11-year-old boys and like eight-year-old girls and they claim to have child CP on their phones and they prove it.
I got to say this.
Before I get into my complaint with this stuff or my concern is let's start with just the original enticing these people.
Okay, so there's a lot of arguments.
So this is a quick, quick clip of what just happened at a recent, this is an alleged predator on the screen, alleged.
They say they have the evidence, so we'll leave it at that, right?
I'm not defending him.
I'm just trying to cover my ass legally here because I think this guy's going to sue a bunch of people.
That's what I'm hearing right now.
And they confront him.
Obviously, this isn't a good situation.
Here's what they do.
unidentified
Don't touch me.
Hey, you're affecting me.
Don't touch me.
Your car is a fucking touchy predator.
Hey.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So let's talk about this new predator poaching.
Let's talk about a few aspects of this that I think are interesting.
It's called predator poaching.
So in terms of, I have some concerns.
I have some concerns about this.
And if you're low IQ and retarded, which a lot of you are, not you, but a lot of people on the internet are, are fucking idiotic.
And delete yourself.
You know what I mean?
Leave the stream if this is you.
But I started having some concerns.
And my first concern was this.
A couple of these clips that I watched, these guys admit to finding evidence in the transmission of messages of CP, which whether or not you have good intentions, if you're not law enforcement and you're trading CP on your device and you're being exposed to this stuff and you're not some sort of in some position to be in a legal position, I'm pretty sure you're violating some laws by receiving, even if you have good intentions, right?
If you're receiving, you know, that's why I've even told people, people will message me on Twitter and be like, bro, I found, you know, CP and stuff.
And I give them a hotline.
I say, submit it here.
I cannot like click on this.
I want to show you.
I'm not even going to click on it.
No, no, but I believe you.
I believe you that account is CP.
They'll send it out like Twitter.
This guy's sharing CP.
And I'm like, they'll send it up, just send this link to Twitter, send this link to people.
I can't even click on that because that's how the FBI works.
They'll just like plant stuff or they'll work still.
I never know if the people aren't trying to entice people.
But let's ask that question.
Trading back and forth CP with these people in conversations, which some of these guys are going as far.
They're not trained.
They're not like I fight for kids.
They're not like Chris Hansen.
They're not like some of these more trained guys.
A lot of these young guys are going out.
I think they can get into trouble with law enforcement for receiving and disseminating child pornography.
And I feel like somebody's going to get in trouble just for that alone if they're not careful.
And I want to warn young streamers in the bid to prove that somebody has child pornography on their devices, do not accept or receive child pornographic images in this way.
Do you agree with that or no?
earl gray
Well, that seems pretty straightforward.
elijah schaffer
Push back.
earl gray
No, I'm just kidding.
I would push back if they were just, because usually it's to like lure them in and they say, like, I'm a 13-year-old girl.
Come meet me here.
I didn't know they were sending images or this or that.
elijah schaffer
I watched one of these clips.
I'm not going to incriminate the person because I don't want to do it because I think they're trying to catch predators.
So I'm not going to incriminate the catcher.
But from what I watched the video, it made it sound like to me, if I was law enforcement, I heard it as in like, you sent a CP and we proved it.
Look, it's on, you sent it in this chat message.
And it's like, okay, don't commit a crime.
This is my only, this is where I want to go down this discussion.
Don't commit crimes that you're not willing to answer for if you're not willing to answer them.
Because here's what I was going to say is we all like vigilante justice against pedophiles and we all love it and it's fantastic.
And everybody knows if somebody, there's this video, this famous video, where this guy had molested this woman's daughter and she kills him.
And I've seen one with a dad too.
They shoot him in the head.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And everyone's like, let him out of jail because you molest.
I mean, yeah.
And I agree with that.
Fucking kill him, right?
However, that's been proven in court.
They got convicted and then they killed him, right?
And even if it's not convicted in court, killing someone who you have evidence, like let's say you witnessed it and you saw someone molesting your kid or you can prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt and you kill them, everybody supports a parent regardless if it's legal or not.
So I'm not going to defend, I'm not defending pedophiles and I'm not against vigilante justice per se.
I'm just saying be willing to answer for the consequences because if you do that, you still will go to jail, right?
But nobody thinks you're a bad person.
You're a murderer if you kill someone who molested your kid.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Nobody's.
Yeah, but you will go to jail.
earl gray
I think I guess the opposing argument would be, well, those guys that are getting killed in those videos that we all agree is like justified, they've already committed the crime.
And these guys now they're thinking about committing the crime, right?
So they're trying to stop them before they actually molest a kid or something like that.
That would be the opposing argument.
So it's like, we're going to stop these guys before they actually do the damage.
Because once you've molested the kid, then that guy's fucked for the rest of his life, right?
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So it's like we're taking, yes.
earl gray
So maybe that's probably how they justify in their head.
We're like, okay, we're jumping the gun and we're getting them before they molest the kids.
We'll lure them out and then they beat the shit out of them and film them.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
So I totally get this.
But here's what here's where I'm concerned.
What I'm concerned for people is everybody loves this is that there's several there's several aspects that have complicated this that I've already seen.
There's already been a couple instances where these people have been sued because they either couldn't prove that there was any crime committed or that there was any intention of a crime.
Like sometimes they didn't have enough evidence to prove that there was even intention of a crime.
And that's really important.
If you're going to be in vigilante justice, you got to make sure you're taking out real bad guys.
You can't just have like some sketchy text you got from someone.
You need to prove there's without a shadow of a doubt in your brain this person intended to commit a heinous crime.
Number two, what I'm nervous in is this guy's particularly getting smashed on that.
unidentified
No shirt.
Don't touch him.
earl gray
Hey, he's affecting me.
Don't touch me.
This guy with the pumpkin?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the guy with the pumpkin.
So if that guy died, he would just go to jail for homicide.
That would just be like second-degree murder, right?
And it doesn't matter if he was saying, well, I'm trying to do this.
My point is, is a lot of these guys, I think, are doing this for views and clicks, and it's easy bait, meaning like everyone hates pedophiles.
So it's like, well, what's the easiest thing to do?
Let's just go do this.
The reason why I think they're doing it for views and not because they care is because I've seen people who do it that seem to care and they're like more careful.
They aren't doing shit like that.
Like they, they might, you know, I've seen them get into fights with people and stuff because you have to, and they want to, but they're trying to get these people convicted and put in jail.
And I know that the flip argument to that is that law enforcement isn't doing anything.
So why don't we go around and do this and take vigilante justice?
And here's the deal: if that's what you want to do and you want to just go take vigilante justice on alleged pedophiles, then go ahead.
But I don't think that's what these guys are trying to do.
I don't think they're ready to go to jail, get lawsuits.
I think they're just trying to get clicks and views.
And then I think one of these guys is going to get shot or killed or caught up in a lawsuit.
And in the end, my whole point is I think a lot of these pedophiles, what one person's going to do is they're going to start, lawyers are going to start representing these alleged pedophiles from these streams, create class action lawsuits against the streaming companies and the people because there's no legal crime committed.
So in a court of law, it gets thrown out.
They're all going to get sued and bankrupted.
And then all these alleged pedophiles that you were going to destroy end up winning lawsuits.
You guys end up in jail for assault or attempted murder and they win.
So it's like, you got to watch.
You can't just do whatever the fuck you want, wherever you want in society.
You got to calculate your moves.
And I just don't think these guys are thinking through what they're doing.
It's starting to get really sloppy is what I'm trying to say.
I'm just trying to get it.
earl gray
So that's sloppy.
Well, that's because I've been saying a lot of that.
I'm not sure if you're a big charges, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's just getting sloppy.
It's like, if you're going to take out pedophiles and take them out.
earl gray
Maybe don't film it.
Just do it on the down low.
elijah schaffer
That's my point.
Maybe just go shoot them or something like that.
Yeah, you're going to do that.
I'm not promoting that.
I'm just saying if you're going to be a vigilante and you want to take out pedophiles, go take them out.
The Menendez brothers, right?
That's the whole thing.
That's what we have right now.
That's like the whole controversy of their dad was molesting them.
And so they killed him.
And there's sympathy.
But my point is, if you're committing yourself, if you're filming yourself and posting on the internet committing assaults to take out pedophiles, to me, it seems like you want views, not a pedophile taken out.
earl gray
I feel like that's pretty obvious.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm nervous for people because I think a lot of these young guys that kind of like with anything harmful, they're thinking they're like, they are thinking they're going to be immune from the locks.
It's like, well, everyone fucking hates the pedophile.
It's like, buddy, you might be the one that goes to jail.
And it's kind of like whistleblowers getting killed.
Like, there's a lot of people who are like, you know, I'm going to blow the lid off of Boeing.
And it's like, Boeing?
Do you really want to blow the lid off of Boeing?
And we're all thankful.
earl gray
Are you going to lose control of your car suspiciously?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like you do it.
Like, it's not a joke.
It's like you do realize the reason why a lot of people don't blow the lid on a lot of things is because they're going to get killed.
And it's not just a movie.
And I just, so I'm saying this in the fact that these guys, I feel like, are doing it, you know, in a weird way.
But there's a guy that runs a channel called I Fight for Kids.
earl gray
And I feel like he does it a bit different or what?
elijah schaffer
He gets them convicted and he gets the police involved.
However, this is where I want to kind of support the vigilante justice.
He tried to get the police involved in a recent case.
So he tried to get them involved and they didn't want to get involved.
But it's kind of actually almost like funny how he gets, he's like the retard whisperer in terms of like how he gets these guys to admit to like heinous crimes on camera.
Like it's crazy.
So I feel like this guy does the best job of anyone that I've seen so far.
Myron Gaines did a pretty good job with Fusi.
They got the guys convicted and arrested, booked and charged.
Like they actually, because he's, you know, former Secret Service or whatever, or Department of Department of Homeland Security.
This is crazy.
Watch it.
So this is what, this is in defense of people taking vigilante justice.
This is why I think some people, I don't knock a parent for killing somebody who molested their kid because the law doesn't always protect you.
earl gray
This is the correct way to do it.
elijah schaffer
This is the better way, but this is also why not everyone does it the better way.
So this is kind of like both, this guy does it the right way, I think, in terms of the safest way to ensure there's conviction, but also to ensure he's not himself going to end up in prison.
You know what I mean?
For a crime that never actually occurred, right?
It's like the intent to commit crime.
But this is crazy.
The police do nothing here.
Watch.
unidentified
What's up, everybody?
So right here, we're with Anthony McNary of Boise, Idaho.
And he just told me that he tried to go meet up with an 11-year-old girl at the park and receive child pornography as young as toddlers.
And you are on probation for sexual harassment, right?
Sexual harassment and domestic violence.
Okay, and you're living here at a halfway house?
Yes.
Okay, this is happening.
You're one of the halfway house.
You talked to an 11-year-old girl to show you her dick, right?
Yes.
Okay.
And Boise PD is not showing up to the call because before looking at any of the evidence, they said there's legal concerns about what we just did, even though he clearly just admitted to receiving child pornography while on probation for sexual harassment.
So everybody be sure to tag Boise PD and share the shit out of this video because we're going to make sure we get this right because there's a sexual predator that's currently on the street, dude, Boise PDs, incompetency, and just unwillingness to protect their own community.
So that's why we had to come 27 hours from Houston and do it for them.
So Anthony, as of today, you're a free man, dude.
So congrats on that, bro.
Congrats.
Thank God for the consequence-free society we live in, right?
What the hell?
Take care, bro.
Boise PD, get your shit together.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so that's my point.
Like, on one hand, this guy does things the correct way, but in defense of people taking vigilante justice, I get it because the police off, like, I'd get it if you were a parent and you went to the police and they didn't do anything, that you would just go out and kill the person.
I'm not, again, I want to be careful.
So I'm not promoting killing anyone.
I'm saying, we all get it.
But if you're just a guy trying to get views and then you kill someone, I think people would say you're fucking more, I mean, the internet will say you're fucking amazing.
Hell yeah.
But you really could end up in jail.
And I just got to ask these guys, are you, you know, maybe be a little smarter in how you fucking do your shit.
That's all I'm going to say to the streamers because this is what happened in YouTube days.
You know, the stunts.
Remember the stunts and the pranks went too far?
People started dying.
I don't know if you remember that.
The stunts and the pranks.
People died.
Even some of the famous YouTubers end up hurting their friends.
You saw that with the Jack Doeherty stuff last week.
The streamer got in a car accident, made his friends start filming after they were like very injured.
Like people get so into the streaming and the stunts that they forget you're like in the real world.
And then the reason why this one always alarms me is because everybody fucking hates pedophiles and everybody wants to kill pedophiles.
And, you know, it's the patriarch like, oh, fucking throw them in a wood chipper.
Everybody loves that shit.
And so these guys are like, yeah, it's like low-hanging fruit.
It's like, well, we can just fucking beat up pedophiles.
And it's like, all right, cool.
That's fine, buddy.
I just want to remind you, though, that there are rights in this country.
And that guy was probably, from my understanding, he's suing them.
That's what I heard.
So, and he'll probably win.
So it's like, now you just want to get, you want to get poor and give a pedophile money.
That's my whole point.
Who the fuck?
I don't know.
It's frustrating to me to watch people kind of be slappy in a very serious situation.
It's a very serious thing that they're doing, and they're taking it like it's a joke, in my opinion.
Yeah.
Do you think that's wrong?
earl gray
Yeah, I agree.
I don't think there's anything wrong with saying that.
I mean, it's pretty straightforward.
And maybe these guys just took it too far.
Like the pumpkin guy smashing somebody in the back.
elijah schaffer
Smashing pumpkins is a band.
earl gray
Maybe he just got, I don't know.
Maybe he just got overwhelmed and just was like, I'm going to slam this guy with a pumpkin.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But at the same time, like Alex, you can see how pissed he was, right?
But he didn't go and fucking try to kill the guy.
He's like, clearly going to work a little.
He's going to go do something else, right?
He's trying to get everyone a tag.
He's trying to do something to get it going.
He's not just accepting it.
He's going, all right, we got to get this guy, you know, evaluated here.
earl gray
And from the videos I've seen, a lot of those guys are like a little bit weird, weird social outcasts.
Like, I don't know what they had, but they had like mental disability.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like this guy's like a mitting on camera and they're like high-fiving and stuff.
elijah schaffer
he's not all there they're they're finding so yeah a lot of these guys are retarded which is which is a different argument that a lot of people are saying you've A lot of these people seem like they're special needs.
unidentified
I see people that are like, you're old.
elijah schaffer
Like, okay, that guy needs to be in a mental facility, not in a probably smash him over the head with a pumpkin.
earl gray
He's not going to sue you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Why don't you just pick on the retarded?
elijah schaffer
What if he's not retarded, but he just was already in another video and got his head smashed with a pumpkin?
He's like, that guy's like, it's almost like a guy's special needs.
Like, no, that's the guy from the last video.
earl gray
This is pedophile number two.
elijah schaffer
I need to do it.
No, but I, I, I, um, I want to, I just, a very interesting thing, right, to find out because, you know, I don't know.
I think people are mad, and people are going to get more mad about this stuff as we go over in time.
Uh, because, yeah, someone said they are retarded, uh, correct.
Um, it's like this, so it's like, so in jail retards, no, it's about having like institutionalizing people.
Yeah, like when you see that, like, somebody's like retarded enough, not retarded enough to like be killed or something.
So I'm not gonna go that far, but but that, like, they don't understand.
Like, they, they look at an eight-year-old, like, I want to kiss you and stuff, and they're going out, but they're like a six-foot-three guy, like a baby, don't understand their strength, that they have their sexually mature, and that that's a serious crime.
That's called institutionalizing.
You don't put them in a prison, you're not jailing them, you're, you're building a nice, safe place.
There's a few things tax dollars can pay for where you have a facility where people like that live and are under monitoring.
You don't let kids hang around, and they're not in jail, but they're just monitored because they're going to commit crimes, and you've got to, you know, eugenicist would just say murder them all.
I'm not into that.
That's an, I think it's aesthetical to Christianity, but but I think like the point is that a lot of these guys do seem like they're retarded.
And I know that a lot of people get held to not be in, like, to be, you know, not mentally fit to be in trial, but a lot of these guys seem like they're fucked in the head.
Like, like, like that guy's like.
earl gray
Yeah.
He's not all there.
He has no idea what's happening.
He probably doesn't even realize it's bad.
You know, in the same way that other people would realize it's bad or the consequences of the law.
He's like, oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Like, if you were a sane guy, you would just run at that point.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You just run away.
Like, he gets like, this is Mark.
Mark, tell him what you do.
And he'll be like, my name's Mark, and I had child pornography on my computer.
And I came here to molested.
You said molest.
And he's like, yeah, you're molesting a 10-year-old or something.
It's like, I listen to it and I'm just going, that guy needs to be in a mental institution or something like that.
There's only two options.
You either kill them or you put them in a mental institution.
There's really only two options for people like that.
So if you're a eugenicist, you should say murder them.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, build the first gas chambers to kill people that existed because they haven't done that before.
I'm not into that.
I don't believe in that, though.
unidentified
Well, I don't know enough about these guys to even diagnose them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so we'll just see what happens with them.
Someone said that we need a show called Cartel Carnage.
That's actually true.
It's also called the local news down in Juarez.
So we'll leave that chat.
Let's get the chat involved here for a second.
I think what we're curious to find out here is: do you think that the people like these kind of guys are just doing it for clout?
And do you think that they're making rookie mistakes?
I guess that's the only conclusion I want to make is that, like, if you're going to try to do this, you should probably think it out.
It's not a light subject.
It's almost like, yeah, confronting drug dealers, like the pranks.
You know, like people would get some guy got shot.
You might saw a guy get shot in the mall, like harassing people.
It's like eventually you're just going to get shot.
Yeah, it's funny.
Yeah, you have the right to do it, but like there's real consequences if you if you fuck up and you're sloppy, you know?
I guess that's why he was calling black people the n-word.
You know, it's like, you know, I support your right to do that, sir, but you know, don't go screaming.
You think black people are violent?
We just say that to my face.
unidentified
You think I violent, use the n-word right here, and I'll fucking kill you.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyway, that's but that's my whole point, right?
We can uh we can uh negate anything there.
Uh, someone said low IQ idiots pointed in the right direction.
Yeah, there that's actually a good description, right?
Low IQ idiots point in the right direction.
These a lot of these young guys, not Alex Rosin, by the way.
I think he's a really good guy.
Uh, someone said click whores.
And the problem with this is anytime you criticize these people, everyone's like, so someone wrote when I wrote this video, like, you're critical of these guys makes me more suspicious of you.
Keep your eyes on this guy's hard drive.
It's like, Nick, I didn't.
Oh, I almost said the N-word right now.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, I did say it in the last show, too.
But I was going to say, yeah, like, dude, wondering if people are going to get homicide charges.
It's just a question.
If you're filming it, like, that's a man.
unidentified
It's just.
earl gray
Yeah, you just want them to be smart and safe about it.
And you want.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Maybe just be smart.
I just get worried about this community of low IQ retards that stream Friday.
No, for me, it's our community.
earl gray
Yeah, I don't really care what happens to these guys streaming, to be honest.
And like, it's kind of cool to see videos of them like slamming people in this door.
I mean, that went a little bit too far.
And I know people.
Yeah, this one they slam him with a trawler.
unidentified
Hey, sir.
You thought you were meeting a 13-year-old boy tonight?
Don't grab my phone.
Why'd you thought you'd meet a 13-year-old?
Yeah, that's why you're going to be a 13-year-old boy.
earl gray
And he punches.
unidentified
This man was trying to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex.
This guy was trying to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex.
elijah schaffer
I don't know who you are.
unidentified
Look how short he is.
earl gray
You're fucking hitting me.
unidentified
I don't even mean nobody.
Yeah, like.
earl gray
They seem like really simple guys.
I mean, the older guys are a bit different, like when they catch the older guys, because you know they're like, you know, they know what they're about.
But these guys, they seem like a bit simple and not older.
I don't know if I.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is the most coherent guy because at least he ran.
But the other guys don't even run.
Did you see the one guy that turned into Gollum?
unidentified
He's like, it's like, they're not all there.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not looking.
Look, I get it.
I just feel like a few people were really successful at it, and now everyone's doing it.
And I think someone's going to get killed.
I'll just, I'll let that stand the test of time.
unidentified
See what happens.
elijah schaffer
But that's my opinion.
And I'm entitled to it.
earl gray
But there was that one good stream where they called like a Hollywood producer was a Hollywood rider or something.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
A big time guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
They didn't know who it was.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
That was.
elijah schaffer
That's different.
earl gray
That was good to see, actually.
elijah schaffer
And that was actually surprising that it wasn't somebody else.
But that being said, one thing that we'll talk about here is let's talk about this Joker movie.
I don't know if you know about this.
It's a little bit late, meaning I know it's been out.
But the thing is, is I went and I looked up something really interesting, which was the Rotten Tomatoes for Joker 2, right?
So yeah, so like I went and looked this up because we kind of see like over time on where things have been.
And it's pretty bad.
So I looked over time because it's been, I wanted to give it some time, right?
It did just come out.
Everyone said it was horrible.
I wanted to give time for people to see it.
Maybe people didn't understand it.
It's got a 33% tomato meter.
And I don't always believe the tomato meters, right?
Because sometimes a lot, like they get paid to review movies.
But the popcorn meter, which is the audience meter, has over 5,000 verified reports and is 32%.
And when you read some of these reviews, right, people are saying, no action at all.
Didn't know it was a musical.
What a huge disappointment.
It's a musical.
The songs don't fit the scenes.
It's Joker being squeezed, schizophrenic.
Squeeze a friend.
Isn't he schizo?
How do you spell schizo?
I don't think so, is it?
earl gray
Squeezophrenic.
elijah schaffer
And 138 minutes.
Maybe that is how you spell it.
I don't know.
They give it half of one star.
We didn't know already.
Could have lived without it.
People were leaving mid-session.
This movie sucks.
Donkey Dick.
I expected more.
The story was disappointing and depressing.
Left feeling let down like Arthur.
This was brilliant insight into the mental illness and childhood abuse.
You know, it's just some fag.
You got some five stars.
How to get back?
Lost money from Amazon.
Hello, everyone.
I want to use this medium to say big thank you to Lost Recovery Masters for helping me to recover my stolen funds.
It's like scams for five stars.
Two things I didn't like: the City Uprising situation isn't developed.
The End of the Lady Gaga songs are beautiful.
And even if I'm not a fan of musicals, I still enjoyed the film.
Watched it at the cinema.
Didn't regret it.
Although 13 euros for the ticket seems a bit much.
earl gray
He's European.
We can kind of discard that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
The singing over and over.
I wanted to see more of Joaquin Phoenix, more Jewish guy on screen.
It's literally one of the worst movies ever made.
unidentified
So, all right, let's discuss this.
elijah schaffer
So, obviously, the question of the matter is: did they intentionally make it bad because there was some sort of issue?
Because Joaquin Phoenix just pulled out of a movie that he got all the funding for about a homosexual relationship that he, we don't know if he trolled them or what, but he signed up for this movie, got everyone on set, they started production, he just like pulled out.
Yeah, no pun intended.
Unlike Tim Waltz with a young Chinese boy, you know what I mean?
He refused to Tim Waltz refused to pull out.
Joaquin Phoenix did.
So he is a little bit like his own Joker.
But let's jump into this topic now since we're through it.
earl gray
So yeah, what's going on?
elijah schaffer
What is the loss?
What is this projected to lose?
This is supposed to be the biggest loss of the year, right?
earl gray
So they're projected to lose around 150 to 200 million.
And I think.
So to put that in perspective, so let's start with the box office.
So it got 51 million in the domestic box office, and then it got 165 globally after two weeks.
By comparison, the first Joker generated 96, so almost double, and 248 million globally.
So that's it, huh?
Huge difference.
And that was after three days.
So that's two weeks compared to three days.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I thought it made a billion dollars.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It crossed the billion-dollar line.
elijah schaffer
So it seems pretty bad.
One's in the chats have you seen this movie?
Twos in the chats.
If you didn't, I wouldn't waste your money with it.
So people said, here's where it went wrong.
We have a status here.
So here's where apparently things went bad.
Here's the detail disaster here.
So apparently the idea came to Joaquin Phoenix in a dream.
earl gray
Which is good.
elijah schaffer
Now, I don't know if that's good.
Depends how stable he is, right?
Because I took melatonin last night and I was having some wild dreams.
I like him, though.
I like the melatonin dreams.
All right.
Two, contemplated, contemplated putting on a Broadway show before committing to making a movie.
Probably should have just been a Broadway play.
The Joker.
It probably would have been better if it was a Broadway play.
earl gray
Yeah, why not?
elijah schaffer
Todd Phillips had free reign with Warner Brothers wanting him to do his thing, and the film had no test screenings.
earl gray
Well, I heard they were in from what?
Lady Gaga or whatever.
There was one interview where they're saying they were continually in their trailers rewriting every single scene.
And that's not good.
elijah schaffer
That's not good.
earl gray
Like going back and rewriting As You're About to Shoot.
That doesn't sound like good.
But I don't know.
elijah schaffer
No.
earl gray
I don't know how to make a movie.
elijah schaffer
Lady Gaga signed on before the script was finished.
Also bad.
New DC boss James Gunn had zero involvement.
Isn't James Gunn the guy who molested kids?
earl gray
Yeah, I mean, it's probably for the best that he didn't have any involvement.
elijah schaffer
Gave notes, but Todd, did he do the first one?
earl gray
No.
He's just like a DC boss.
Yeah, he made like a Galaxy Gaudians like Galaxy.
elijah schaffer
Hey, this is pretty good.
That film had a huge budget, $200 million, including $20 million salary for Joaquin Phoenix and $12 million for Lady Gaga.
That's actually pretty, hey, good for him.
He made $20 million off this.
He spent a million dollars a month for the next year and a half and still have money in the bank.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
Musical aspect was largely downplayed in marketing with director Todd Phillips at first insisting it wasn't one.
That's not good.
Christopher Nolan reportedly changed the ending of the first movie because it ended with Phoenix Joker carving a smile.
There was no resistance for the sequel with Nolan leaving Warner Brothers.
Ah, okay.
Todd Phillips was scheduled secluded on a ranch during the opening weekend.
Okay, that's also not.
earl gray
He's hiding out.
elijah schaffer
You know what's funny?
So this show's kind of like that.
No, I'm totally kidding.
No, it's like, like, no, this, I'm pretty happy with the content tonight on the show.
I'm glad we're covering a wide swath of topics.
We're going to try to cover more topics like this tonight, like better topics and a little more substantial across the board.
I think it's important that we do that.
But no, there's times where I'll put something out or whatever.
And I've had like, you know, tabloid gossip or different things.
Like that.
You're just like, oh, like I was talking to somebody I know today is going through something yesterday.
And they were just like, oh, like, you know, whatever.
They're just all flustered or whatever.
And they're like, don't want to get out of bed.
And I know that feeling of like when you feel like you're really fucked up or, you know, someone's like, I don't know.
You can go back to school, right?
You can go back to like, people can think about this.
If you haven't had drama in your life or like workplace fuck fuck ups, whether it's your fault or not or whatever, but like in high school, it's like something bad happens or you have like a report the next day and you're just dreading getting up and that feeling of like you have to go to a presentation the next day and you feel that.
I know what that feels like.
I've done the adult versions of that.
But that's what you feel like in this moment because people will want to kill you after this.
Like if somebody financed $200 million and you fucked up and you know it's not going to earn the money back, you just lost people like $150 million, you know?
And that doesn't include marketing.
earl gray
That's true.
And it makes sense why I'd be hiding out.
But then there's also the theory that's like he intentionally did that because it's like, how can you make something this bad intentionally?
elijah schaffer
Because if you think, well, I was talking to Kez about this, it's like, it's, he didn't even get through one episode.
We have to get to get through an episode of this show without technical problems.
It's really hard to do things right.
And it's going to take us a long time to get it right here and to grow and do what we need to do.
Working in a movie, there's so many experts that you rely on.
And with the way things are woke, and if you have the wrong direction or the wrong glue holding it together, you can get a lot of fucking weird people.
earl gray
You know, I really agree.
No, because I kind of agree with it because he had creative reign over this.
Like, nobody was involved.
Same with the first one, which did really good.
And then he goes, we didn't see the movie, right?
But there's a lot of.
Yeah, I'm not going to watch it either because I saw apparently there's a rape scene in there.
elijah schaffer
I'd watch it high then.
earl gray
For the rape scene.
If it's Tim Waltz and it's a shit.
elijah schaffer
If it's the Tim Wall scene, I'd watch it if it was Tim Walton.
earl gray
Honestly, it's like traumatizing to watch.
But basically, the theory is like, oh the white men or all the young men showed up for the first one.
They really liked it and they really liked the guy that they weren't supposed to like.
And so this is to like demoralize them.
And they bring out, they're like, you know, you like the Joker?
Well, now he's getting raped by security guards.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm liking this.
earl gray
You know?
Do we intend to is it interactive?
elijah schaffer
Do we get to rape the Joker as well?
earl gray
You get to speak to the Joker, yeah.
Just be calm.
We should watch what Tim Dylan says because I think that's the one.
I have that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Tim Dylan speaks about the Joker.
He was in it?
earl gray
Yeah, he was in the background, but his take is pretty.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, are you serious?
I didn't know this.
Hold on, let me bring this up.
earl gray
Yeah, so that picture on the side.
elijah schaffer
That's Tim Dylan on the right side.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
tim dillon
I mean, when I was on set at Joker, it's rare that you know how bad something's going to be.
And I would talk with the other actors and we'd go, we don't get it.
Because you'd sit there and then every now and then you would see Joaquin Phoenix, who's one of the greatest actors of our time, singing or doing like jazz hands.
And you'd go, man, I don't know how this is going to, I don't know how this is going to play.
But you go, don't question the guy.
He's a legend, the filmmaker, whatever that means anymore.
Whatever anything means, by the way.
No offense to anyone.
I love everyone.
elijah schaffer
Guys, so I'm grateful.
Got glasses on.
tim dillon
That's the thing about me.
I'm grateful.
People aren't grateful in this business, but I'm grateful.
I'm grateful.
You watched This Is Your Country.
We were in the top 10 for two days.
Hey, watch it again.
Get us back in that.
Thank you.
But I'm grateful.
I'm grateful for the opportunity to spend three months in makeup while my face broke out and I had, you know, probably irreversible damage to my skin.
I'm grateful to have sat in a trailer for three months and been a small part of probably the worst film ever made.
earl gray
That's the first time you've heard somebody that's in a movie talking shit.
I just love that.
elijah schaffer
That's actually pretty good stuff right there.
I'm pretty happy with that.
That's the best way to look at it.
You know what I mean?
But I've been involved in projects that I've asked them to take my name off of it.
earl gray
Because it was so bad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's at least one project that I'm not going to just mention here that I said, please don't include my name in the credits.
unidentified
It was Project 2025.
elijah schaffer
No, I've been involved in some things, and there has been some things where I couldn't even be the one to publish it.
Where I was in an agreement to publish something, and I was like, I can't even.
There are episodes of this show that before it was live and it was pre-recorded that were so heinous and so bad that they had to be deleted and we had to like basically destroy the hard drives because if it ever got out, I'd be dead.
Like it was like everyone agreed in the room, like this episode never happened.
It was a freak off of Titty's House, by the way.
It involved baby oil and black men penetrating.
But no, but I've been involved.
And there's also been a few projects.
I used to call those projects my entire career.
I'm not entirely proud of.
But I mean, it is really sad when you get involved in something and you're hoping it to be good.
I've been involved in a few different things that I don't want to let on to that I see the scene the finished product and I was like, I cannot believe I helped pay for that or that I was involved in the creative direction of that because that's not how I would have preferred it.
But that also sucks if you spent three months of your life on one of the worst movies ever.
But if you're a comedian, that's good too.
If you're a comedian, that's a good bit.
You could work on that.
You could make content out of that.
To be fair.
earl gray
Yeah, but it's just funny because you thought it's going to be like an amazing, you know what I mean?
Everyone thought this is going to be an amazing movie because the first one was amazing.
It's going to be legendary to be in it.
Why not?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, I'm, by the way, COVID lockdown or don't spamming the chat.
Can't spam the chat.
I do mute people who spam the chat.
Don't spam the chat.
All right.
Speaking of that, that is interesting.
Charles Carroll said, the guy I met on the street didn't believe me.
One of my cool stories.
I flashed him my own rape photos.
Then I raped his ass and turned him into the Joker 3.
unidentified
Wait, what?
What?
elijah schaffer
Why was that in there?
I wasn't in the script.
There was no prep for that.
earl gray
Well, that was just somebody else's review of it.
I just thought that was funny.
That was the review.
Yeah, because everyone's talking about that.
elijah schaffer
The Down the Street didn't believe one of my cool stories.
So I flashed him my own rape photos and I raped his ass and turned him into the Joker 3.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
That's an insane review.
earl gray
Everyone's kind of saying the argument is like, you could never rape the Joker.
That wouldn't break him, you know?
But yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Speaking of that, unlikely heroes.
All right.
I'll save some of this content.
We'll just hit on one unlikely hero today.
I think we have room time for one.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, you know, we talked a little about Columbus, that we were taught to hate Columbus, but that he was what?
Columbus was Jewish.
And so is it a win?
Because now the whole world hates the Jew for causing imperialism?
Or is it a loss?
Because now we're anti-Semitic and we need to love the Jew for creating the atrocities that white men are blamed for.
You know what I mean?
It's a very hard position to be in.
You know, because another hard position to be in.
You were Chinese and like 14, you know?
But Jessica Yaniv is one of the original transgenders, transsexuals from Canada, one of the OGs from Canada.
And Jessica Yaniv is one of the predators as well, alleged.
And one of the reasons why we have a lot of this dead naming and pronoun issues on YouTube and social media, they use this because there was a lot of attacks and this was a lot of legal lawsuits involved.
Now, I've always hated Jessica Yaniv because mostly because he's a transsexual, you know?
I don't care if our transsexuals are hotter than their transsexuals.
You know what I mean?
Let's just, what the fuck?
You have no moral high ground to be speaking if you're a transsexual, period.
It's like, well, I'm a good one.
Okay.
You're fucking, you should be institutionalized.
Jessica Yaneve apparently is one of the good ones, right?
That's what he says.
unidentified
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
That's what he says.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And saying things like that will get you banned off.
You can't say, I want to institutionalize trans people, right?
You can't say that.
I've met some cool people in my life.
I had a man with a pussy on my show before.
There was a man that was, it looked like a man, more man than me.
I had a guest on my show, and he had a vagina.
And here was the problem.
The weirdest part about having him on the show was not, he was actually a really nice guy.
It's really hard for me to understand that was a woman because it was like, it looked like more of a man than me.
But what was what I, I didn't know it was a woman.
Listen, I didn't know it was a woman.
Someone booked this guy on my show.
This is a real story.
And I was like, I saw the pictures and I'm like, oh, we're having this guy.
And apparently it was like a sex rights activist or something.
I'm not going to say who booked him on my show, but I can tell you that it wasn't me.
It was somebody else that I worked with at the same time.
And I was like, okay, because that's what the old network I worked on.
That's what they like to do.
Like that kind of guest, right?
Not white nationalists, not Catholics, but transsexuals.
And so they invite this guy on.
I'm like, okay, so I'm going to look at the bio to do background.
And someone tells me that what his, he's a speaker, what his website is.
So I click on it.
Well, apparently, it's the same website, but .org is his speaking website.
And .com is her transsexual porn site.
And it was the first image was a fist up the vagina.
It's a natural one, too.
It's a real one.
A full fist and arm in bondage.
I can never forget the image.
And it was a hairy man with a real pussy.
And I had it on the show be like, so you have a vagina.
And they were like, I'm not going to say, I don't see his names.
They're like, yeah, they were a really cool person, though.
So here's what I'm going to say.
But it really threw me off because they had more of a beard than I have and stuff.
earl gray
Why am I attracted to this person?
Is that what threw you off?
So attractive.
elijah schaffer
No, it was just, it was one of those images that I couldn't get out of my head.
earl gray
Okay.
Were they taking hormones or something?
Or they were just born that way?
elijah schaffer
No, that was 100% a transition.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was.
But at least she admitted that she was mentally ill.
Like, she was like, yeah, I have mental illness.
earl gray
Honest about that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I was like, anyway.
Me getting hard 30 minutes in the show was kidding.
unidentified
I'm totally joking.
elijah schaffer
That was our part.
So anyway, Jessica is one of the people that make me hard.
I really like speaking of hard.
That's what a beauty.
She's hot, right?
What a good-looking girl.
Clearly a woman.
Clearly a woman.
What a very attractive woman that is.
And I thought I hated her until she got confronted by a conservative black reporter in Canada.
And here's their interaction.
unidentified
Nigger, nigger, nigger, fuck you.
I have a picture of your kid on here, by the way.
Wanna see?
You like that?
Fuck you I have the picture of your kid on here, by the way.
elijah schaffer
That's insane, huh?
That's the, that's the, she's a nice, she's a really nice.
earl gray
Oh, it was a woman.
I thought it was a guy.
elijah schaffer
No, no, she's, she's a really nice girl, by the way.
earl gray
She didn't deserve that.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
She didn't deserve that.
I think she.
earl gray
She came out swinging.
He didn't wait for a question or anything.
He was just straight into it.
elijah schaffer
It's like.
earl gray
Yeah.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That was crazy.
And I was like, and so here's the point: is like, Jessica Yaneve is racist.
I don't know his real name, but I do find this to be a very interesting thing.
So Jessica Yaneve is racist.
So do we like Jessica Yaneve now?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
It's like, okay, I'm being facetious here, but that is pretty crazy.
We're having a lot of flip-flops on us, right?
We're like, you know, all of a sudden we're like, you know.
earl gray
She's kind of winning us back of us.
She's winning us.
Some of her behavior.
elijah schaffer
I'm calling her she now.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because that bitch has got an attitude.
I like that.
I'm attracted now.
I'm turned on.
I'm perked up.
earl gray
We're going to start using your pronouns now.
elijah schaffer
We start using your pronouns.
We get it.
Yeah, and Rebel News is the Daily Wire of Canada, by the way.
So I don't know if you know that, Ezra Levant and stuff.
It's like a Zionist news network in.
earl gray
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
So it's the Avi Yveni's network.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I just didn't know if you knew that.
Someone said, you should have her in studio.
I wouldn't let that person know where my studio is.
That would be dangerous.
earl gray
They could beam in, though, but that would be a great interview.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like talking to Jessica Yaneve about her thoughts on blacks.
Like, what would YouTube do on that?
It's like a transsexual just using the N-word with a hard R.
It's pretty.
earl gray
That's the ultimate loophole, right?
elijah schaffer
Selling pillows for 1488.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty crazy.
earl gray
That'd be great.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Summarizing everything up, we'll end with a happy story here.
We have a lot of good stuff.
Here's something good that I think is positive.
So I guess our audience now has mixed reviews on Trump.
That's okay.
I still hope that you vote for him.
I still hope that you would.
I'm just going to say that I really do hope that you would go vote for him because there are several critical issues, including the Ukraine war, including illegal immigration, including cutting usury, including on top of that, there's other issues as well, such as the normalization of gender extremism, which he plans on abolishing with the Department of Education, with Massey.
And there's several other large initiatives, including this one, which is trying to de-wokify our military.
Of course, our military is a military-industrial complex, but Trump does say that he's going to try to fire people and take people out of office who are hiring based on DEI standards.
We do want the most qualified.
Let's get these guys that want to kill people of predator poachers in the military.
You know what I mean?
Let's get these guys a gun and send them to Iraq.
unidentified
not but uh check this out you're a little I got your name.
I got your ass.
You will not let.
You will not try.
You will learn by the numbers.
elijah schaffer
Happy pride.
Happy people.
And actually, let's declare it a summer of pride.
unidentified
So you're a killer, sir.
Yes, sir.
elijah schaffer
That's a real admiral, by the way, in our military.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
It's cringy, but that was real.
unidentified
That's a war face.
Now let me see your warfare.
Bullshit!
You didn't convince me.
Oh, come on.
You will be a minister of death.
Praying for war.
But until that day, you are huge.
You are the lowest part of life on earth.
You are not even human fucking me.
You are nothing but unorganized, red-assing pieces of Nvendian shit.
How to Abrakadabra, these bitches know I got answers the way I'm.
It mustn't be like the best part of you ran down and cracking your mama's ass and ended up with the brown staying on the map for working for a pause.
elijah schaffer
Somewhat of a cringy commercial.
I think it was aimed at boomers, but I mean, let's be honest here, having our military dress up in drag and stuff is like fucking embarrassing.
I mean, that just is, right?
earl gray
I like the dog guy.
elijah schaffer
The dog guy.
earl gray
The guy that was wearing a dog mosque.
elijah schaffer
Oh, do we have that?
Let me see if I can bring that up here.
earl gray
Maybe that's too much.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, do we have that?
I think we do have that.
Oh, this guy in the military.
Yeah, this guy.
To the over 1,000 of y'all that loved and commented on Ravid Retirements post, thanks so much.
There's a couple of straight non-serving basement dwelling trolls that retweeted it in whore with Snyder Marks, Seymir, this dog has something for you.
Come here.
It's a puppy dog.
When I say daddy shows you a puppy dog, it's a whole different meaning here.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What the hell?
All right.
So, yeah, look, look, I have to say this.
I think that a lot of people that are just seeing the bad that are extremely black pilled right now, I get it.
But one of my main criticisms right now is that people that are just getting their information from one or two people that are not looking at the totality of things, I'm encouraging people, especially if you don't have children or if you're only listening to one commentator, which I find to be everybody I talk to has their favorite.
And, you know, like with the Ukraine war, the Israel war, and a lot of people who listen, like Steve Dace are the people, so then they are set on that's the world view.
But, you know, there's another view.
There's my view.
There's other people's views.
And you've got to get a better picture, right?
You can support Israel, think they're your greatest ally, but maybe they're not.
So maybe you should, you know, listen to some other people who are going to give you other information.
You know, a lot of people are black pilled completely on Trump over some critical issues, which are critical nonetheless.
And there are some things that I know about his campaign from talking to people on his campaign that you guys don't even know.
I'm not even joking that would demoralize you even more.
That are actually more important to me than maybe not even to you guys.
I'll tell him after.
It's like crazy.
It was on a conversation with someone today, and it was like, what the fuck?
However, there are also other critical issues, like I mentioned, censorship also being one of the people who say, it's been worse under Trump.
It hasn't been worse under Trump.
I'm a content creator.
It was not worse.
You know, things have balanced out a lot in what's going on in the world.
But also, you know, there's also spending, right?
Kamala Harris wants to spend more.
They want to increase spending, increase taxes.
These things are important to me still.
They're still important as a, you know, in my tax bracket, I'll get taxed a lot more, which is very frustrating.
My business will get taxed more and make it harder to buy property.
Inflation will go up.
There's a lot of issues that people don't think about because they're on Twitter too much or they're just streaming too much or whatever.
They got to get to get in the real world, have kids, figure out your life.
And I just want to encourage people going to the election to really think.
Even if you're diehard Trump, listen to more people.
Because sometimes people are on the Trump's dick MAGA crowd too.
You know, you're like, you think Trump's going to answer all your problems?
You're going to be very disappointed.
You think Trump's going to get into office and the world's going to become a million times better.
It's not going to happen like that, you know?
So you got to be very balanced here.
But I do say go vote for Trump.
And I do say the military, you know, our military industrial complex is a very, is a very interesting thing.
But some people say it's because he wants to go to war with Iran.
I still say this is a win because it is, it's fucking embarrassing living in a country where we don't just kill brown kids, we kill them and drag.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Final thoughts?
earl gray
Go vote for Trump.
elijah schaffer
You don't even, you can't even, you don't even believe that.
earl gray
No, I think the biggest things for me would be the Ukraine thing, which I think he'll, he'll, um, he'll solve, right?
I mean, nobody wants to go to war with Iran or the whole Israel stuff, but I, either way, that's going to happen, right?
With either person.
elijah schaffer
I think so.
I mean, Kamal's married to a Jew.
earl gray
Exactly.
I mean, they're going to do their whole Israel thing, and they want to go to war.
But then we got RFK in the cabinet, and I like what he's going to do with the food, and he's coming out with, you know, like, yeah, Moscow's going to make the budget efficiency and stuff like that.
So there's a few good guys in that that could make some real changes.
And if you get like payback for COVID, for the vaccines, for the food supply, all that kind of stuff, that's still a win.
And you don't see that from the other side.
So, I mean, I like that.
I think that's positive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I do want to remind people it is positive.
But not everything positive is good as we always say because if you get an HIV result, it's positive.
It's still positive, but it's not necessarily great.
You know what I mean?
You don't want that.
But yeah, no man's going to save you here.
And I want to remind you guys that people are saying don't play the Jewish game.
And I know there's a lot of criticism, but I want to read, we got at least one or two super chats here.
One of the super chats I like to read is from, I'm going to put a little cocktail.
Said, Elijah, please try to settle on a regular showtime as soon as possible.
Yeah, I'm trying to work on that with Rumble and a few people right now.
Guys, I understand that.
Right now, it's like 7, 7.30 Monday, Wednesday, Fridays.
That's like what it is, like 7, 7.30-ish right now.
So just stay tuned.
And just so you know, it's because Mike doesn't even live here yet.
Mike's moving into the studio.
He's very poor.
He's Hispanic.
He doesn't even shower.
It's not because he doesn't want to.
He's hygienic, but he doesn't have money.
So he's moving into the studio.
We made a little, we put some boxes up, right?
Put some like cereal on the bottom.
earl gray
Yeah, there's a box back there that he can sleep under and some.
elijah schaffer
And he's very grateful, though.
So we're not going to say he's not a humble guy.
earl gray
He's very grateful for it.
elijah schaffer
He's very humble.
So he has good qualities, but he's also going to be living in the studio.
He's homeless right now.
And yeah, he's homeless.
He is the tornado from Florida.
He's the one who wrecked everyone's heads.
They said there was crazy tornadoes that were wrecking people's lives.
That was Mike.
No, but no, but Mike's not even here.
Mike will be here in November and stuff.
So the team hasn't even gotten here.
I don't even have a team here.
And Brian, what the fuck is Brian doing?
Brian's what?
Out in the fucking boonies or something?
The hell's going on?
Except for the fact that he just found like a two-bedroom house over here.
It was like $1.2 million.
He's like, what the hell?
I was like, yeah, I know.
This is an expensive city.
But that's okay.
Well, Brian, you can stay where you're at.
We don't have the support for that.
No, but Mike's going to come.
We're going to get it going and we'll figure out the time.
I'm talking with Rumble because we're trying to solve a time with Rumble when they want content where they want us.
We try to play it smart here.
We're not streamers.
We don't have people with head and pumpkins.
We're trying to solve the time crisis.
Move into some more pre-produced content stuff.
You all see it, yada, yada, yada.
Everything's just been kind of delayed because I'm having a baby.
And Kez is supposed to have a baby every day for the last two weeks and she hasn't had one.
So you can get mad at Kez if you want to know the time to go.
Shout out to Earl.
unidentified
If people want to find you and follow you, you know to be reached where?
elijah schaffer
You know, you have a place to be reached.
earl gray
Yeah, you could just follow the slightly offensive official channel on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Because we're trying to grow that one and you could get in touch with it around there, basically.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you can DM directly.
So if you need to get a hold of us, that's the best way.
Because I don't, you guys will know I'm notoriously bad at DMs.
I try, but I'm notoriously bad.
But you can get a hold.
Mike and Earl are there.
You can find them directly.
And you can also follow Mike there as well, which is fantastic.
And we're going to try to keep growing this.
I got to give out, oh, should we choose the winners of, we should choose them on here.
I told people that we got 20,000 followers.
We'll end with this.
Oh, shit.
But locals, let me read this real fast.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
Let me go here.
unidentified
Okay.
earl gray
Oh, you crossed it.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but here you go.
Yeah.
So, Dusty Tard sent in a tip here and said, I wish all my SOBs a very retarded nightly offensive.
We got to get new sound effects.
All right.
How do I get out of that?
Thank you, Dusty Tard.
unidentified
doomsday when when when the when the stream goes down Brian, fucking fix that.
elijah schaffer
Fix that shit tonight, please.
It's not his fault that the stream went down, but when the stream goes down, can we not have those pictures of my look at this?
Kez is watching this.
unidentified
Look at this.
Look at this.
Kez is watching this.
And Kiz is like, Kevin just sent me this.
Oh, look, just sent me a picture of her computer with mics.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
earl gray
That's awesome.
unidentified
All right.
earl gray
So you're going to pick one of these guys?
How are you going to do it?
elijah schaffer
Wait, what the hell?
unidentified
There's no way on there's no way on that.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Anyway, speaking of that as well, very interesting stuff.
Real Dandy Eddie said, I remember learning about the Ninenberg and the Pinteresting and the Santa Mariskovich.
Oh, he's changing the names of the.
It was the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.
Now it's the Santa Mariskovich back in elementary school.
Doomsday Cracker said 1492 Columbus was a faggot Jew.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is the new mnemonic device.
All right.
And Doomsday Cracker said, squeeze a friend, Inc.
Thank you.
All right, getting back to X real fast.
I guess this is the end of the end.
Where is this?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I told everyone that we would pick two random followers on the chat.
So I'm going to go through the names.
I'm going to let, are you there?
Can you find that?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Are you on it?
All right.
We'll let Earl pick.
So it had to be two people.
You have to pick.
Go scroll through, find some comments that you like here.
Find two comments and make sure that they're following us because I said they have to be following us.
They had to have commented and follow us.
So see if you find.
Someone said, I've been following this account for a while, Elijah.
Keep going and fighting the good fight.
Does that sound like a good person?
earl gray
Sounds great.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
All right.
We've got a winner.
We've got one winner.
earl gray
Wait.
elijah schaffer
We got one winner.
Casey, who commented and liked the thread, wins $100.
Let's go ahead and let's message Casey.
I hope there's no messages.
All right.
Hey, Casey.
Congrats.
unidentified
You win $100.
elijah schaffer
You win $100.
Can you send me your PayPal or Venmo?
And I'll get it to you tonight.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we got one.
Casey, he's there.
All right.
We got that one.
All right.
earl gray
You doing another one, or is it just the one?
elijah schaffer
We have two.
We have to do two.
How about let me see who else is look for a good one here?
That was a Casey from Ecclesiastes.
Control your temper for anger labels you a fool.
Ecclesiastes 7.9.
Casey seems like a nice person.
Is there somebody else looks like they need it or somebody else that just we just choose somebody random?
Which is totally.
Someone said, I had a baby on the 8th and didn't get paid for the five days I'm off of work.
I got back today.
Don't get till Friday.
Give me money, Eliju.
Does he follow us?
Husband and father are four.
Should we do it?
earl gray
Yeah, do it for the family.
elijah schaffer
I feel like we'll do it for the family.
All right.
Congrats.
You win $100.
It doesn't have to be a pity party, though.
I just.
I just.
I just feel like we should do that because that seemed like this.
All right.
Congrats, Ross.
You win $100.
Can you send me your PayPal or Venmo?
All right.
And we'll post the results.
I'll post some receipts onto the thread that we sent the $100.
I'll block out their names and stuff like that.
They're Venmo and PayPal names, so you can't know where to pay them.
But anyway, thank you so much again for watching another episode of Nightly Offense of the Best Worst Show on the internet.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
You can find me on X at Elijah Schaefer or anywhere else where you can find information.
As always, have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
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