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Oct. 2, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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THE MOST RETARDED VP DEBATE STREAM | Guest: Breanna Morello

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Participants
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breanna morello
15:54
e
elijah schaffer
58:59
j
jd vance
28:10
m
margaret brennan
06:24
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michael mendoza
18:24
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tim walz
24:39
Appearances
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earl gray
04:31
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norah odonnell
04:14
Clips
h
hillary clinton
00:08
j
john kerry
00:18
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Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the debate stream.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm co-hosting the show today with my beautiful co-host.
She can introduce herself.
breanna morello
Hello, everyone.
It is I, Brianna Morello.
Elijah, thank you for letting me jump on with you guys today in studio.
This is going to be an exciting night.
We've got a communist versus JD Vance today.
There's a lot to go through with all of that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so basically, Israel is debating Israel tonight, and that's going to be a fantastic show.
We're really happy.
We have some people with us at the table.
This is the most retarded debate stream you will ever see in your life.
Now, I am the retard.
Brianna is the balance to everything.
And so, let's go ahead and let's introduce who's going to be on the panel tonight.
So, on my right, we have Mike Mendoza of the Mike Mendoza Show.
Welcome back to the show, sir.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and obviously, we can't have a retard stream without me on here, so that's why I'm kind of lending my opinions for tonight.
So, Mike Mendoza, JPG on Twitter from the Mike Mendoza Show on the Mike Mendoza Network.
So, good to join us, and let's see how it goes, fellas.
Earl Gray.
earl gray
Yeah, I'm also here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're great to have you on here.
Anyway, that's very anticlimactic.
So, Brianna, as we talk tonight, I don't know why, why do we have that up?
Yeah, I don't know.
We don't know.
We have two streams going on right now.
We're co-streaming.
We are also on Brianna's channel and here on Slightly Offensive.
Just to remind you guys that if you want to support directly, make sure that you support Brianna.
If you want to do anything tonight to support independent media, Brianna, how can people support us?
What's the best way to do so?
breanna morello
We've got a great platform set up for you guys all.
It's over at supportbree.com.
That's supportbre.com.
You can make a one-time donation or become a monthly donor, and that goes to directly to funding my work as an independent journalist where I got to go out and confront people, do all those fun things.
So, that's what makes it possible.
elijah schaffer
All right, so we just got to jump into this.
Let's go to the full screen split there.
Make sure you hit that.
That'll be up on the top right, up there.
It'll be up there.
Boom, right there.
Yeah, now we're all here in the middle.
All right, so let's just go ahead and we're going to jump into what's going on here.
I was on the internet the other day, and not only are we going to talk about the corruption, this is the pre-show of what's going on with Tim Walz and his China connections, but I think we also need to begin to talk a little bit about Kamala and some of the weird stuff that she's been up to.
In the middle of everything we've been talking about, let's jump in by saying that a hot topic today is the Israel conflict.
Mike Pence just put this out today: that the U.S. Navy is standing by to engage as America stands with Israel.
It reminds me of when the governor of Texas said that he stood with Israel for a guy that's in a wheelchair.
I feel like ironic.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he can't even stand.
elijah schaffer
He can't even stand, but he's standing with it.
Brianna, I mean, this is an interesting topic.
I mean, tonight they're going to talk about a lot of things, one of which I'm assuming is going to be our position on Israel.
And the whole point is that my opinion is that Trump is the most pro-Israel president in the history of presidents ever, and that his entire platform is running the fact that Kamala and Biden are not favored by Israel.
They've abandoned them to the core.
I don't even know if this is going to pop up tonight, but I'm assuming they're going to talk about Israel at some point.
breanna morello
I expect it at this point.
I think it's probably going to be brought up a couple of times during the debate.
Again, it's going to be interesting hearing what JD Vance has to say about all of this because he's in a tough position.
You know, obviously he's going to say that he stands with Israel as well, but then you also are going to have to figure out what's going on because you got the little CCP puppet on the other side of all of this.
He's going to be kind of tap dancing around the issue.
He's also going to be, you know, what's so crazy to me?
I don't think most Americans realize we're funding both sides of this, right?
We're obviously releasing millions of dollars and billions of dollars to Iran while also funding Israel as well.
And I don't know if the moderators are going to call them out on that because we're fueling both sides of this war.
You would hope they would, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And I mean, the point of the matter is like when we're on both sides, we're just getting started, guys.
I'm seeing you guys are coming in here, and that's really great.
Donald Trump today called Gavin Newsome Gavin News Come, N-E-W-S-C-U-N.
He said, Gavin Newscome has run out of time.
breanna morello
What about scum?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, is that what it was?
It's News Scum.
breanna morello
I think it was the scum.
elijah schaffer
I thought it was news.
breanna morello
Read it fast.
You see the last one.
michael mendoza
I have to take back my vote in California now, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I voted for the cum dumpster, Kamala Harris.
Yeah.
No, but what's interesting about tonight's debate is like, you know, you have Kamala Harris, who's supposed to be debating JD Vance, okay?
So realistically, you have one of the biggest supporters of the military-industrial complex, Kamala Harris, who I saw, she played off, you know, her support for Israel.
She does support Israel because you have to play the game, right?
And so one of the main things is, by the way, I can help you with that if you need help.
Okay, all right.
One of the main things that I noticed is that when she was challenged by a protester at one of her rallies, where they were like, oh, you know, what about free Palestine?
She didn't say that she cared about Palestine.
What she did talk about was she did a black woman's talking moment.
Do you remember that?
She goes, No.
I love how she pretends to be black.
breanna morello
Excuse me.
unidentified
I worked hard to be here.
I am speaking up here.
elijah schaffer
So when I'm speaking, have respect, please, for a woman is speaking.
Do you remember this moment?
Maybe you missed it.
She played the, and then people were saying, oh, a crazy person tried to interrupt a black woman.
Why are people trying to interrupt black women when they speak?
Can black women not speak without being interrupted?
And it all deflected from the Israel stuff.
So she's intentionally not said her position, but I do know that she disinvited or didn't allow certain like Palestinian protesters on the stage and then said she invited some of the victims' families from October 7th.
So I know that she's in bet.
And then JD Vance is Palantir and he's going to benefit financially from the war.
So I think on the war side of things, I think we're kind of hopeless here.
I think they're going to both try to avoid it because they're both going to say the other person doesn't support Israel, but they both want a war with Iran.
That's my opinion.
So that's where I stand.
unidentified
Well, when a black woman speaks, everybody should sit down.
michael mendoza
I was going to say the same thing.
When a black woman talks, I sit my brown and white ass down and I listen.
earl gray
I turn around and I listen in the movie theater.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, right.
earl gray
Exactly.
And everyone's just like, what's the commentary back then?
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Yeah.
breanna morello
Oh, man.
It's going to be an interesting one.
I don't know how they're going to dance around that topic.
Maybe they just hit it once and then move on real quick.
Because again, it's very controversial.
I don't know if they're going to want to go over all of that.
earl gray
This is the Israel one?
I feel like they won't even touch the Israel.
elijah schaffer
I'm picking out a few of the topics right here of what I think our predictions are.
Yeah.
We should bet on that.
Am interested if as well as Mike, if you can regularly in the Discord, I have the Discord here.
If you can go to Polymarket's site as well or throw some predictions inside of our chat on X.
That way I can just bring them up throughout the show and we can check them out.
But one of the most interesting things with the betting markets are I think nothing's going to happen tonight.
So here's my prediction.
We'll go around the room.
My prediction is there's no such thing as an undecided voter as what Brianna was saying earlier before we started the stream.
The right's going to say JD Vance won.
The left is going to say that Tim Waltz won because they're just going to say that.
I think that we all lose no matter what, because I genuinely, genuinely do not think that these debates are going to have any effect on the election at all, except give us shit to talk about tonight.
So thank you guys for the stuff to talk about.
But my prediction is nothing's going to change.
Are you getting tired of nothing changing yet, Anon?
That's what I think.
I don't know.
What do you think?
breanna morello
Well, I'm excited because we're finally going to be able to call out Tim Walz to his face, and that's what I'm hoping the moderators could do here.
I don't know if they're actually going to do it, though.
We obviously saw that so-called whistleblower come out in that congressional letter.
And apparently, our own federal government's very well aware that Mr. Tim Walz has ties to the CCP.
So I'm hoping that they call him out on that.
But again, not likely because they don't really want to confront him.
They're hoping he could just kind of slide through at this point.
elijah schaffer
Is he gay?
earl gray
Is he married to a Chinese woman?
elijah schaffer
Is he a gay?
Is he a homosexual?
breanna morello
Is he a homosexual?
I don't think he's, he doesn't even know how his wife became impregnated with his children, if you guys recall.
He said, I did not know that.
unidentified
No.
breanna morello
Yeah, he said it was IVF, and his wife's like, no, no, no, it was not IVF.
And then you're just wondering, well, how that happened?
michael mendoza
Why is he black?
elijah schaffer
She's pregnant.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's also, did you also hear, too, that that was the same night that Michelle Obama, Michael, came out and said that he had had or he or she had had her pregnancies through IVF.
She said that at the DNC.
She's like, if it wasn't for IVF, I wouldn't have my kids.
So that's not helping the rumors as well about Barry being gay.
michael mendoza
Not beating the allegations at all.
elijah schaffer
Well, no one in this show is either.
So, I mean, I'm not pointing any fingers.
I'm just saying, I'm just, I'm just saying.
No, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, I'm a little bit of a fancy sman.
I come off a little fruitcake sometimes on air too.
However, I didn't marry a man, which is, I made a Jewish woman, but not a man, which is, you know, I take my own differences.
My own elegant.
earl gray
But you're not in the back of a limousine getting head from a guy on ice, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, not in at least six months.
earl gray
Allegedly.
unidentified
I know I'm not your lawyer, but you don't have to say anything.
elijah schaffer
It's been at least six months.
No, but Earl Gray, you always got the deepest and the most profound impact.
So go ahead and where are you coming from?
earl gray
I don't know any of these guys, but I'm trying to figure out if how Tim Walsh's wife got pregnant as well.
I would like to know.
unidentified
I hope they asked a question about that so I can figure that out as well.
earl gray
And I feel like nothing's going to happen this debate, and it's going to be just two reasonable gentlemen going at each other and being nice.
My career politicians.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I'm kind of interested if JD Vance is going to summon up any aura at all, this debate, because I mean, so far it's kind of been lacking in that department.
He's kind of, you know, like we were just talking earlier about the whole donut shop incident where he was just like, yeah, I'll just take whatever makes sense.
Like he's never been in a donut shop before, which, by the way, doesn't look like he's never been in a donut shop before.
And then other than that, I mean, Tim Walz, just a weird guy.
Obviously, she was talking earlier about the whole Chinese connections.
I want to know how consequential those actually are.
They seem to be pretty consequential because sometimes people will just kind of mudgeling once it comes to the opposing side.
But I think that there are some substantial weird connections there.
We know JD Vance does have some connections too, as we talked about.
The Palantir thing.
You know, at least ostensibly, Peter Thiel is on our side with certain things, except for homosexuality.
But, you know.
elijah schaffer
But I do want to say this.
So, speaking of this, shout out to the chats on Brianna's chat here in Rumble.
If you go to bring it up on the screen here, we have your chats open right now.
So, these are these are your people.
You got Jurkin, Ed Steele, Brayden McGroin, Far Right Thuggery.
breanna morello
Rumble Rick.
He actually works for Rumble.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Rumble Rick.
Hey, Rumble Rick.
Shout out.
What happened to my deal?
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
Did you know?
elijah schaffer
Wait, do you actually know that on the side note?
It was like, one day they gave me this insane contract.
They actually offered me like dumb money, like actually kind of like back in the day.
I couldn't do it because I had a contract with another network.
Should have left the network and went.
But then they did another contract and then they were like, cool, we're going to email it to you and you can sign it.
And they just never sent the email.
Like they sent me a copy.
Like, all right, we'll send you the final copy.
michael mendoza
You know what happened?
They watched the show.
And they were like, actually, you know what?
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
Let's not do that.
But anyone who's in here, we're shouting out to you guys as well as checking out.
You also have Ed Steele, Coles, all you guys are here.
So we'll be going through this as well, able to bring it up on the screen and what's going on.
And then I'm going to check this out too.
We got the chat here.
We also have Noticer I.M., who's in the chat, said, hey, Ben.
michael mendoza
Big shout out.
elijah schaffer
What a big guy.
You're Purple Blood.
We got Para Joker, Ted Nugent, Hollow 20, Australian Ben, who's flying out, by the way.
He's flying out so that he can get me ahead in a car on ice.
You know what I mean?
He said, Earl is family mate, but not the quiet type.
Hey, we'll talk a little bit more as he becomes more comfortable.
Don't notice him checking himself on the camera.
michael mendoza
Earl thoughts?
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, Ben.
All right, let's talk about a couple things, Brian.
I don't know if you had anything on top of your brain, but as we talk about this, I want to talk about the Chinese thing.
China.
michael mendoza
China.
elijah schaffer
Because some of the people in the chat was like, yeah, he's secretly gay or whatever.
He's gay in Chinese, actually.
Old Big Worm69 with their names.
breanna morello
Lady Boys.
elijah schaffer
So, by the way, would that be, we talked about video games, just a side note.
Turn off or turn on.
You found out that a guy that you're dating went to Thailand by himself and he doesn't explain what he did there.
earl gray
Obviously, Australian.
Straight to prison.
breanna morello
Straight to prison.
elijah schaffer
Would you date him?
Would you date him?
So the guy said he.
breanna morello
No, because he's probably a pedophile.
elijah schaffer
You think he's a pedophile?
unidentified
Or he's getting down with the dudes, though, I think.
michael mendoza
What's the difference?
unidentified
It's a toss-up.
breanna morello
It's a toss-up.
elijah schaffer
The salad's getting tossed.
But I will say, it is, it is, so would that be, so video games were turned off, but he goes on random alone excursions.
earl gray
Regular trip.
breanna morello
It's an or situation.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, would that be if he was like, he was a guy, he's a really good guy, but he occasionally goes to town by himself.
Would that be a deal breaker?
breanna morello
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But you said the pedophile thing.
I was thinking more like he likes his womans with cock.
Sorry.
That was what I was.
I was trying to be vulgar here, but that was.
michael mendoza
Woman with cock.
That's a new one.
breanna morello
I haven't heard that word before.
earl gray
He's brother trans.
elijah schaffer
I just, I just call that speakers at turning point.
But anyway, that's.
michael mendoza
Bazinga.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we love that.
We love our, we love our gay conservatives.
Actually, I don't really even care about any of that stuff because I think that we should make sure all of our conservatives are gay.
unidentified
We should go there.
elijah schaffer
Tom Waltz should be given.
Tim Waltz should be given a position to speak, right?
We should give everyone.
We should create such a big tent that everyone gets an opportunity.
breanna morello
I'm going to pass on that one.
elijah schaffer
I don't think everyone should get an opportunity.
I feel like we all should.
All right.
So speaking of this, though, we don't know who's gay and who's not.
But with Tim Waltz, what we do know is it doesn't matter where he stands on whatever issue.
Tonight, there's accusations that he is in bed, or I should say the CCP is in bed with him.
And we've seen this corruption right now in the New York County office, in the state office.
We've seen this with, who was a Fang Fang, right?
What's his name?
breanna morello
California Congressman.
I should know this one.
michael mendoza
Eric Swalwell.
Yes, Swalwell.
elijah schaffer
Swallow.
Who, by the way, the first time I got investigated by the FBI, he tried to get me put on a red flag list because of a fight we got into on Twitter.
He only literally tagged the FBI and he and I got inquired by them and he tried to tag me to say I was crazy couldn't own firearms because I fought him on Twitter.
I'm not joking.
breanna morello
He's very sensitive.
Yeah, he's a very sensitive man.
elijah schaffer
He's very sensitive.
So what about this China stuff?
You know all about it.
And so tell, I mean, that's so bad.
Maybe you don't, but you, yeah, I saw you.
I saw you talking about it publicly.
So kind of what's the accusation?
breanna morello
So ultimately, they're saying that the federal government was well aware that there are ties to Mr. Walls and the CCP.
Now, as many people know, probably already, he's visited China several times, I think over three dozen times.
He's also taught classes over there.
And so, and it all has connections to the CCP.
Now, many of us were wondering, what the heck?
Why the heck are the Democrats actually picking Tim Walz to run the same ticket as Kamala Harris if you really wanted a fighting chance at all of this?
You know, Josh Shapiro would have been the winning choice if you're trying to win over those in Pennsylvania.
Yep, and Jewish voters as well.
But they didn't go with him.
They went with this guy who's not very likable.
He's very weird.
I mean, he's coming off the plane doing this whole thing.
It's very strange.
But Democrats, the deep state, love themselves a corrupt politician.
We saw it with Joe Biden when they pushed everyone off of the primary to clear the lane for Joe.
I think that's the reason why he's got this now in the bag because he has probably taken in some cash or some side deals.
We don't know what that's speculation.
But at this point, the fact that they don't even want to talk about it, the fact that they knew about it, according to this whistleblower, tells you everything you need to know.
You know, the Chinese government is one of the, I think, the greatest threat to our country.
And I think it's the reason why during natural disasters and all these situations, we're like, why is our government failing?
It's not that failing because they don't know how to respond.
I think the CCP has all of them by their balls at this point and knows that they're all corrupt and apply some pressure because they love seeing this stuff.
I mean, we're watching our country kind of collapse and it's all at the hands of the CCP.
It all has ties to them when you go back and you look at all this.
So it's infuriating.
elijah schaffer
Well, and it is, I mean, Earl's got some deep thoughts on that.
unidentified
I mean, I saw her like zoning down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I saw him looking at himself in the screen.
I was like, we should cut to him immediately and say, what is your background on that?
I'm just looking at the screen up here.
No, I was that was that's the best one.
And by the way, if you're ever on air, you know, what do you do, by the way, when you're in when someone cuts to you and you zone out?
What is your go-to?
What do you do?
That one?
breanna morello
Yeah.
earl gray
I totally agree.
elijah schaffer
I do this one.
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
michael mendoza
Insane.
earl gray
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's incredible.
Anyway.
No, no, but that is.
So what's interesting, you say that.
Even with that in mind, sports betting site polymarket.com has a prediction on who's going to be running tonight's or who's going to be winning tonight's show.
Right here on Polymarket directly, 66% chance that Vance will, not Vance, that Waltz will win.
So that's what they think is that there's a 66% chance.
So two out of three people are betting on it.
I feel like I see that on Vance.
I think it's like, it probably has to do with like polling or something.
Like, I'm sure there's like.
michael mendoza
Well, so I mean, this is just straight up public opinion, which is why it's like a betting market.
So, I mean, it's not like polling that's like derived from people taking focus groups or like, you know, how do they normally do with stuff in politics or whatever?
This is just straight up popular opinion, people betting on it.
But also, what's interesting too is that if you go to other sites, like there's Predicted as well, they have different results.
And I think it's because Polymarket's like a little bit more, I feel like it's been leaning a little bit more conservative recently.
And then they hired Nate Silver as well.
unidentified
So I think that's kind of kind of like it's the most honest one.
michael mendoza
It is, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I feel like Polymarket's the most honest.
And the way the reason why I think that is because I have bet my own money on stuff there, and I've typically won.
So, like, and I honestly, I'm a little bit of a betting man.
I'm not a big gambling guy, but I'm also not Muslim, so I can gamble.
But I do like, I was in Vegas the other week, and I really do love a good bet.
But I don't like to promote betting, by the way.
And I like to say this on the show: I don't like to promote anybody to do betting if it's a vice for you.
But for me, I like a little bit of risk.
Are you betting on this presidency?
breanna morello
If I lose $5, it will bother me.
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my.
Are you serious?
unidentified
Yeah.
breanna morello
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
elijah schaffer
Not even five.
But okay.
Well, anyway, on the flip side with the China stuff, reiterating back onto that, I don't think that – okay, this is why the whole Lauren Chen and the Tenet situation and the Russian money situation has been such a frustrating thing to me.
The main reason why it's been bothersome to me is because everybody's taking money from foreign countries.
And in fact, they say, but you know, Russia's an adversarial country.
China, have you seen the speaking fees they're giving Americans?
Have you looked into that?
breanna morello
No, I have not, but I can do that now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's absolutely insane the money that they're giving people.
And they're sleeping with them and they're having sex with them, which is even better to some people.
Some people like money, some people like sex.
But we're finding out that almost in every office, Democratic office, there is legitimately a spy who's sleeping with one of the Democrat politicians.
And Brian, do you see how, can you fix Mike's shot there?
Because it's too low there.
It's got a black bar on top.
breanna morello
I hope that wasn't Diane Feinstein.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I don't think anyone, I don't think Diane Feinstein's had sex in 1742 when she helped establish the 14th colony.
I was watching Bill Maher and it was actually pretty funny.
He's talking about the history of America and he was like, you know, I mean, we went through a very racially tense time.
You know, we had the Civil War and back then, you know, Joe Biden was only 30 years old.
It's like, true, he's only 30.
It's some good stuff.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to go to some of the topics here in the chat and see what you guys say.
Go into Brianna's chat and what's going on here to the rest of you guys who are there.
Let me bring that up.
unidentified
What's up?
elijah schaffer
Bring up a Brian Cam, please, for a second.
unidentified
Brian Cam.
elijah schaffer
Can we bring that up?
Yeah, so bringing up Brianna's chat here, we got Coles.
These are your people.
Can I do a pop-out chat?
breanna morello
This is my chat every single night at 7 p.m. Eastern time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can bring that up, right?
unidentified
There you go.
There you go.
A lot better.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
unidentified
That's much.
elijah schaffer
Wait, hold up.
How did we do that?
All right, whatever.
breanna morello
It's impressive.
elijah schaffer
These are your people.
So you got a super chat here.
michael mendoza
Well, as soon as we open it up, the super chats start rolling in.
breanna morello
Yes, yes.
elijah schaffer
So who is this?
breanna morello
Thank you.
I don't know who's behind the account.
unidentified
Dox them.
michael mendoza
Dox them right now.
breanna morello
Brendan McGruino, thank you so much.
I appreciate all the love and support you guys do all the time.
We have a great chat who's very loyal and in here every single night.
So it's always greatly appreciated.
elijah schaffer
Did you see that?
unidentified
What?
breanna morello
I'm blind.
elijah schaffer
Rumble Rick sent you $100.
breanna morello
Oh, Rumble Rick.
He's the best, though.
He is the best.
elijah schaffer
Give us some confetti, please.
hillary clinton
Give us some confetti.
breanna morello
We love Rumble Rick.
michael mendoza
Do you have a name for your fans, for your followers, like Brianna Heads or anything?
breanna morello
I don't know.
I don't know anything cool about them.
elijah schaffer
Morelites.
breanna morello
I asked the chat last time to decide, and I never, I didn't like any of them.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
Well, let's work on that.
earl gray
Let's work on that.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Then coming over to the bottom of the bottom.
What do you guys call yours?
Gregory retards.
michael mendoza
No, literally.
That's literally what we call them.
unidentified
That works.
elijah schaffer
Cigarettes.
Some of you guys in the chat.
I like how, dude, we have like the craziest non-like super chat chat chat.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because we were demonetized for so many years on YouTube since 2021.
I got demonetized the day after January 6th.
So January 7th, I got demonetized for being in the Capitol.
And yeah, they demonetized me.
But Sarah Not Rowe and some other girl who run that stop advertiser.
You know what I'm talking about?
That bitch.
She's nasty woman.
Nasty woman.
No, she really is, though.
So what happened was they called YouTube and were like, they called YouTube, called Facebook and Instagram, got them to delete my accounts, said I was a terrorist, and I got deleted off for being involved in terrorism.
And then they found out I was a credentialed journalist, and then they turned off my monetization.
And then when I asked for it back, they said, yeah, well, I know you're not a terrorist, you're a journalist, but there's a lot of pressure on us to not have monetization on this content.
So we'll put it back.
And it's 2024, and I'm still waiting for them to turn that back on.
Let's just say this.
We lost a lot of money that day.
You used to make $20,000 a month on Facebook about, and the channel used to bring about 10 grand a month.
That's like 30 grand a month gone from the show permanently.
breanna morello
I mean, that sounds like a defamation case, given the fact you're a journalist and they're trying to bad mouse.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm hoping one day someone does.
That's the key thing with the government now: I want things to make sense.
I don't know if people know this.
Nothing makes any fucking sense on the internet, but also it doesn't make sense anywhere.
It's like, I wish there was like a process where you're like, hey, I just got in trouble for doing journalism, which is against the First Amendment, to be penalized for doing something that's protected.
And then a company's not abiding by the Constitution.
Like, well, it's a private company.
You get all these twats that are in there.
They're always going, it's a private company.
They can do whatever they want.
Well, until Elon Musk buys it.
Then they want to shut it down, right?
Until the wrong person has the power.
That's why I'm not against totalitarianism.
I'm just against the wrong dictators.
Like, meaning, like, you know, we need the institutional power.
That's why we lose because you don't need to campaign when you control public perception.
You don't need to campaign when you control ideology.
Like, if you can take a college student and get them to perceive the world a certain way in four years, change the way that media is presented so people feel like they need to go to college and then use social media algorithms to control what information they get.
Kamala Harris doesn't need to give interviews.
She doesn't need to give speeches.
This debate doesn't even need to happen because they are going after the low-information, uninformed voters.
People think because Trump is campaigning harder or JD Vance is doing more visits to creepy visits to donut shops, honestly.
Very weird.
Did you see the donut shop one?
breanna morello
I did not see that one.
No, we probably should have looked at that.
elijah schaffer
Brian Chat, can you bring up that?
michael mendoza
Yeah, can you pull it up?
Hold on, let me go.
elijah schaffer
Can you bring that up and throw that in the chat?
Sure.
No, I was going to say that, you know, that's the problem that we have: we have to campaign and actually work 10 times harder to get barely half as much votes.
So when the right-wingers are like, dude, Trump's got it in the bag, not even thinking about the rigging, not even thinking about the fixing of the whole thing, they don't have it in the bag because the average retard who's going to head up to the polling booth is going to vote for Kamala Harris because they want decency back in the White House, even though she's already been there.
That's what they say.
earl gray
Yeah, somehow they forgot that she was there the whole time.
Yeah, but they're playing on that.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Decency the whole time.
breanna morello
Well, didn't Tim Walz also make comments regarding we can't keep going back to this?
Like he's like the last four years have been a pain.
And we're like, hello, buddy.
You know who you're running with on the top of the ticket, the woman who's been in the White House for the last almost four years now.
So, I mean, maybe she hasn't been, though.
She's not really all there in the head either.
But again, I think it's all concerning.
I'm watching this video of JD Vance as the woman tells him he doesn't, she doesn't want to be on camera.
Yeah, it's awkward.
elijah schaffer
Can you just, we can't, by the way, if you want to play the videos, can you throw these?
Just send them to me on DM.
DM them to me on XT.
I can bring up anything you want in the DMs.
I'll leave those open.
As long as just, please don't please here.
Let me show you this.
Don't, don't, don't, I'll let you see this.
Do not when you don't, don't put stuff on the screen when my DMs are open.
That's all I was gonna say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
Wouldn't we?
breanna morello
Wouldn't that be a fancy mistake?
elijah schaffer
It happens more often than not.
Let me bring that up here.
So Brianna did share this.
Here's his interaction at the donut store.
Let's watch this.
Check this out.
unidentified
The zoo has come to town.
elijah schaffer
Thank you for letting us come in here.
unidentified
What?
I'm sorry, man.
Okay.
She doesn't want to be on film, guys, so just cut her out of anything.
I appreciate that, man.
I'll JD Dance.
I'm hurting the vice president can see it.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
The beginning of June left.
Okay.
What is she?
michael mendoza
Okay, good.
unidentified
I wish you so.
Almost two years.
Okay.
Good.
It'll be a lot of glazed tears, some sprinkle stuff.
elijah schaffer
Can I close this in?
Does this guy ever been to a donut shop?
michael mendoza
Has he ever been to a zoo?
The zoo has come to town.
Is there a traveling zoo now?
breanna morello
I think he's referring to the circus.
michael mendoza
I think it's a circus.
It's the circus that's come to town.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you know that traveling zoom.
breanna morello
Yeah.
He's a little awkward, but I mean, he could have played it off.
He would have been like, I need someone who's been working here for more than a year because I need an expert on these donuts here because he obviously doesn't know how to order a donut.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, give me this wrinkles and the glaze and stuff.
Real fast, I got to go fix.
I got to grab some water and fix the air conditioning because it turned off randomly.
But I'm just going to do that.
We will occasionally be getting up during the stream.
It's approximately what 8:47, which means that the debate starts about 15 minutes.
Make sure you send this link out.
This is the time you should send the link out to your friends and family.
Tell them to watch the stream here because we're going to be having very, very realistic responses.
And we don't all agree on what's going on here.
We're going to be streaming it directly.
Let me go get some water.
But anyway, I'll let you guys continue on here with the donut thing.
breanna morello
Sounds good.
unidentified
About four years.
About four years.
Okay.
michael mendoza
How long have you been here?
unidentified
A little over six months.
Okay, good.
The Zoom has come to town.
Thank you for letting us come in here.
I'm sorry, babe.
breanna morello
This poor soul.
This poor soul.
michael mendoza
By the way, look at his haircut too.
So, I mean, for all the millennials in the chat right now, does anyone remember the Floby?
Do you remember that?
I know that you're a little bit closer to my age.
I don't know if that's the thing back where you're from, wherever the hell you're from, Earl Gray, if that's your real name.
breanna morello
New York.
michael mendoza
But so there was this thing, I'm talking there, but there was this thing called the Flobe, where it was like you would attach clippers to a vacuum cleaner, and then it was a way for people to cut hair at home, but then it would get vacuumed up right away.
And, you know, it could.
Yeah, I guess it's not the perfect shot right now.
And I don't have really have access to the computer right now.
I could kind of reach over, but you know, not in that way.
But it looks like he got a haircut with a flowby because it's like, it's like there's, there's nothing, there's nothing up to here.
I guess I can't really talk because my hair kind of looks the same right now, but there's nothing up to here.
And then there's just like a little splotch of hair on his head.
So kind of just interesting for a presidential candidate to have something like that.
It's probably not the best look, but I mean, what do I know?
earl gray
I was going to say that Mike and Elijah, you guys look pretty similar tonight.
You have a pretty similar haircut tonight.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is really weird.
What happened?
earl gray
You're in the same bar.
elijah schaffer
We, yeah.
I was like, hey, can you give me the Mike look?
michael mendoza
Yeah, and then I was like, hey, give me the Elijah.
And then he's got really confused.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, he's like, say no more, fam.
You want to look like a Hispanic guy?
Let me edge up that beard a little tighter for you.
michael mendoza
And I was like, oh, I love edging.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I look to be edged by a Brazilian man.
Which you actually met him today as well.
He taught you about skin routines, correct?
earl gray
Skin routines and getting edged and all that kind of crazy stuff.
michael mendoza
My type of guy.
My type of guy.
elijah schaffer
All right.
By the way, do you know where we're streaming the debate?
michael mendoza
It's in Discord.
elijah schaffer
Okay, it's in Discord as well.
I'm going to make sure I have that set up.
All right, go into the chats here.
I'm talking to you guys.
Don't forget that if you want to support the show directly tonight, you can support it by supporting Brianna at supportbree.com with B-R-E, right?
Supportb-R-E.com.
Let me make sure I go F11 there.
You can go to the website.
When you go there, you can donate and support her on her venture, as many of you already have.
You have $7, $20, $5 billion as well, which is about the amount that they're charging Alex Jones and his lawsuit.
But you can check that out.
Make sure that you support her as you support her.
You support the show, and we're all very, very happy about it.
Plus, look at that smile.
Support the smile.
breanna morello
And maybe I could buy InfoWars if you donate enough money.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
Actually, we will buy Infowars.
If you actually donate enough money, we would buy InfoWars.
breanna morello
I would buy InfoWars, yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right, that being said, speaking of her chat as well, those that are still in the chat, where is that?
Here it is.
The rest of you guys here, something wicked also posted at TWC, Coles Towing.
Pornstash woke up and started talking, huh?
michael mendoza
Oh, that's pornstash.
elijah schaffer
Earl Gay?
michael mendoza
Earl Gray, more like Earl Gay.
breanna morello
He got up and left.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Oh, he's back.
elijah schaffer
He's back.
They said, you look like a younger Jeff Fox.
unidentified
Actually, yeah, I don't know.
michael mendoza
He might be conservative.
Is he the one that does the comedian?
But he's the one that's like, oh, you might be a redneck.
Yeah, there we go.
Thanks, Brian.
Yeah.
You might be a redneck if such and such, but yeah, I know him.
elijah schaffer
And then he also said on there, too, he said, Flobe, you're tearing out my soul.
Also said, Rumble Rick said, Elijah, epic production value.
That's pretty good from our, we're good here.
And hey, if you're watching Rumble Rick, we'll be doing some better collabs and maybe we'll do some more special events, but I think we'll have to brand it a little bit better.
michael mendoza
So it's better than Brianna, really?
elijah schaffer
Brianned it.
No, but we got to do some.
We got to change the screens.
However, tonight, I'm too poor, so I have one splitter, and so all the screens have to be the same tonight.
But we'll fix that.
Shout out to you guys for supporting the show.
Don't forget, as well, if you're watching this, you can be watching this on censored TV.
We're there right now.
We're on locals.
We're on Rumble.
We're on YouTube.
And the debate's going to start in about eight minutes.
So make sure that you stick around.
Someone else said, Brianna, where's my Picana?
breanna morello
Yeah.
So as many of you guys saw earlier today, I posted a picture on X.
I have been trying to venture out into the world and find good local farmers to buy produce from and eggs.
And so, you know, like any reasonable person, I bought five dozen eggs just myself.
And Picana, I'm going to be making that.
It's literally, it's the best thing ever if you ever gone to a Brazilian steakhouse.
It's literally just salt.
And you just cook it, you roast it.
michael mendoza
How many eggs do you normally consume on like a daily basis?
breanna morello
About two to three.
michael mendoza
Two to three.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's fair.
elijah schaffer
Our chat is so mean to us.
Someone said, shout out to the goy boys.
Mike has the same gay haircut.
Yeah.
And then when he said it, someone said, any more lame insults, Lispy?
And the next comment says, I love Jews.
michael mendoza
Wait, me or him?
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I love Jews.
And then the next one's like, oh, that's my line.
unidentified
And then he said, he said, he looks like bad AI.
elijah schaffer
So bad.
unidentified
And then it just said, this guy's hair is fucking gay.
michael mendoza
Usually I'm in the chat saying, I love Jews.
So someone's taking up the mantle for me tonight.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Someone else said Vance likes to get glazed.
And then it's a real, real, real great, real great crowd here.
Our chat, I always tell people that are on the show, I'm like, don't read our chat.
Just stay off the chat.
michael mendoza
Yeah, except for the one time that Viva Frey specifically asked us that we bring up the chat.
And I was like, please don't.
And it was probably one of the most offensive super chats that we've ever gotten.
I'm not going to repeat it right now, but it was pretty bad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it'll be the same thing.
Rape Griper69 says, sending a $50 super chat, says wooden doors.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Really?
I put wooden doors on my oven.
You're like, oh, okay, thank you.
Thank you, Rape Griper69.
michael mendoza
We love Rumble.
We love Rumble.
elijah schaffer
Rumble has no censorship on that.
You get these super chats and you go, all right.
breanna morello
Sometimes I block people.
If it gets a little outrageous, you're going to get blocked.
elijah schaffer
It's always, it's always the most inconvenient thing.
That's why, like, it'll, isn't it not always?
Like, it's like not even subtle.
Like, someone will just send like $100 and it's just like, hail Hitler.
michael mendoza
And you're like, okay, yeah, we go.
elijah schaffer
Could it also just be like, if you're going to, I always tell people that you have to at least set $100 if you're going to.
If you want to troll us, get creative, but I'll take $100 to troll me.
breanna morello
Yeah, no one's ever done that to me.
elijah schaffer
You can troll.
You can troll.
They will.
michael mendoza
Not you said it's going to happen.
elijah schaffer
Send her $100 to troll.
No, but that's the worst part.
It's like Viva.
It's like, oh.
You know, I've actually had, I've had previous co-hosts quit over super chats before, literally.
Because the super chats have were, what was it?
Happy birthday, Nick Gurr.
michael mendoza
Oh, Nick Girl.
elijah schaffer
Happy birthday, Nicker.
breanna morello
I probably wanted to read it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
breanna morello
Do you know that one?
No.
elijah schaffer
Happy birthday, Nick Gurr.
That was a good one.
That was a super chat.
michael mendoza
Which, by the way, there actually is a Nick Kerr who is the son who's the son of Steve Kerr, and he's actually like an accomplished journalist.
elijah schaffer
That's N-I-C-K-G-U-R, by the way.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Just to let people know.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he's Nick Kerr, which is just an unfortunate name, especially because he's high-profile because his dad's like a public figure.
elijah schaffer
Luckily for her, she said that she has, she's all uncomfortable.
Luckily, her super chatters are actually nice and are not terrible.
But you guys are the perfect kind of horrible that we all love.
She's like, you're going to get fired from myself.
You work for yourself.
breanna morello
I work for myself.
elijah schaffer
If anyone can't, you can't be canceled from yourself.
Also, if it makes you feel any better, Dinesh is going to be on the show on Friday.
So we're not that far outlandish.
We remember.
We remember America is an idea.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
It was always made to be a melting.
michael mendoza
Magic soil.
Yeah, you just step on the land, you're American.
elijah schaffer
Wait, why did the founder of Postmillennial get mad that I have a Mexican producer again?
Why was that?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
He said something about how your hypocrisy has no end because you married a Jewish woman and then I got myself a nice shiksa, as he put it.
Which, by the way, I've met him in person.
He's actually really funny and he's very Jewish.
Honestly, I think he was playing up the Jewishness because he knew my opinions on stuff, but it was just funny.
But I mean, he was a good guy in person.
I think that he just kind of fell for the meme, you know, if you know what I'm talking about.
breanna morello
I don't know why they're beating up on you, though.
You need to work on your social credit score at this point.
So I think this is all good for you.
elijah schaffer
You know what's funny is actually when you get at a certain point, when you stop caring, you realize the internet is fake.
We talked about this today.
As we talk about the debate tonight, people take things too seriously.
And I think people will hear people shit talking them or whatever.
And they take themselves too seriously.
We're like, I just go, it's the internet.
Like, people just talk shit.
Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but I want to bring something up here real quickly.
So do you know about this?
So like the entire black Twitter, you know, there's a thing called Black Twitter?
breanna morello
Yes, I do.
Okay, so spicy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so they don't like me.
I don't know if you know that, but they're not big fans of the show.
They're not fans of me.
And the interesting thing was, is like they went on, they tried to prove that they weren't like terrible people by making fun of my dead mom for like six months, which to me, any community that like makes fun of dead people is like, I don't really need to say anything.
That's not really like the greatest community.
However, they continually, like every day, they make up like a new lie.
But do you know how far black Twitter's gone?
Is not only do they make fun of my mom being dead, but now, according to my screen, this is not, this is really going around that I killed my mom.
So that I homicide.
They literally, people are believing that.
Now people write me like, you murderer.
So as of today, I've murdered my own mother.
So that's the reliability.
And that's why you can't take the internet too seriously.
Because if I did murder someone, you wouldn't know about it.
michael mendoza
Well, I got to say, for the six views that they got on that tweet, they must have got a really high conversion rate on who they got to believe that.
Because if someone else messaged you right afterwards saying, oh, you killed your mom, and that only has six views.
So that made the rounds.
Surprisingly.
elijah schaffer
I'm very happy about that.
Ask me to jump into this.
No, obviously, that's just funny.
Have you ever had, have anyone said anything crazy about you on the internet before?
breanna morello
Not really.
elijah schaffer
Too nice then, huh?
breanna morello
I know.
I know.
elijah schaffer
Too kind.
Too kind.
She's like, I don't want to take it.
I don't want to be.
I don't want anyone to be mean to me.
Also, we just started really quickly.
It's a pre-show.
All right, we got to get started.
I got to go open it up.
michael mendoza
We got a super chat real quick.
Could you bring up the chat screen real quick and then I'll go over that?
I can read it.
Go up a little bit.
There we go.
All right, right there.
So I can read it.
Top three, Martingale.
I grew up watching Cosby, Fresh Prince, and Loving Rap.
I'm totally racist now.
Should I feel guilt?
That's exactly my story.
Exactly my story, literally.
elijah schaffer
So I said our super chats are always like, it's like, okay.
If people say stuff, no, seriously?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
We're going to get into the debate stuff.
Oh, we have one more as well here.
The Virgo on Fire said, check out Dustin Grage's thread on X post yesterday about Waltz's ties to China.
Waltz is a commie straight up and down and must be exposed.
breanna morello
Amen.
elijah schaffer
All right, you can take it off the screen.
michael mendoza
Dang, commies.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's, is it here in the app here more?
Okay, here we go.
Let me make sure I get that.
michael mendoza
Please do not copyright strike us.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're going to have to figure.
We might get copyright striked on YouTube, but that's fine.
Well, just don't go full story.
Let me just turn this volume down here.
And let me just get this.
So try going to the split real fast.
Just go to the split.
So I think we should be fine there.
Right?
breanna morello
We'll see.
elijah schaffer
I don't think there should be anything.
breanna morello
It took about a minute when I got nuked last time.
michael mendoza
I know also what some people will do too is they can like, they mirror.
elijah schaffer
That's what I was gonna ask.
We can mirror this uh Brian, Brian Cameron, can you mirror this uh, the?
Can you flip it?
Uh, because I'm doing all right.
He said he can, let's go.
Yeah, I would mirror it.
And then, if you could also mirror it in the on the full screen as well, because that should uh should help, can we get some super chats for Brian?
breanna morello
But why are these debates like copyright protected?
Because, at the end of the day, this should be like.
elijah schaffer
They don't want people commenting on it, they don't want you to give it the correct, they want their commentary.
I'm not joking, that's where they started, so like it.
The point is it shows like this that we don't care what we say right, so like.
You're probably a little bit more of a not, you're a better human being than all of us at the tables.
So that's true.
My wife saw the episode.
She's like, oh, she has a sweet girl, because sometimes in the political world, women lose their sweetness.
Right, they're a little bit catty and a little bit bitchy.
It's just a very true thing.
Yeah um, and so the point of the matter is is people are really afraid of being canceled.
So people do correct themselves.
But John Kerry, what his name's?
Not Carry?
What's his real last name?
Uh wait, John Stein.
He changed his name to Carry, but he's got a different last name.
I don't know why he changed his name, I don't know.
But John Kerry changed his name.
But he was talking about how the main thing in their way is the first amendment is free speech.
And then Hillary Clinton at the Hillary Clinton Foundation said the same day that um, we need we, we've lost uh, where we need to get control of the media narrative made a reel of it.
You saw that yeah, John Kerry said the biggest problem is that people have too many places to access information and we can't control things.
So they don't.
So they don't know what to do.
Yet they said the first amendment is causing a problem, so they don't know how to stop us from reporting on this stuff.
So then they just create copyrights so that they can sue us privately for using their work that does.
That's why I said nothing makes sense.
I wish I could sue over losing my monetization.
Why would a public debate be private property?
If it's our, our election, I don't give, I don't know uh, why does this guy look like a, like a dead troll?
Like, why does this guy look that way?
You know what I mean?
That's crazy.
breanna morello
Yeah, I mean, that's what happens if you work in the corporate media for too long, you lose usually look like piece of garbage uh, but John Kerry, when you're referring to that sound bite uh, he looks like he is dead.
elijah schaffer
You have it right, i'm gonna.
I'm gonna bring it up.
breanna morello
I'm pulling it up right now.
Twitter was like down for a second, I feel.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it was as well.
I couldn't, I couldn't pull anything up.
breanna morello
Um, it is now slowly kind of working.
unidentified
Did you send it yet?
breanna morello
No, not yet.
I'm usually a lot faster, is it?
unidentified
I wonder if it's starting, though we'll see it's um yeah, it's taking forever forever.
michael mendoza
They're probably introducing now.
unidentified
two minutes we're good okay so i've got this 45 second sound bite that we could play and i'm going to send it over to you right this we're going to take this sound bite and we're going to play it as fast as we can Ladies and gentlemen, send it in to all right now and yes, we are good to go.
breanna morello
There's also a man on the end who's talking, or it might be a woman can't really tell who's talking about.
elijah schaffer
All right, i'm going to play this.
breanna morello
Here we go, getting rid of the Spring Court.
hillary clinton
The press needs a consistent narrative about the danger that Trump poses.
john kerry
Look, if people go to only one source and the source they go to is sick and uh has an agenda, and they're putting out disinformation.
Our First Amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just, you know, hammer it out of existence.
hillary clinton
Biden's still the president.
breanna morello
No one seems to be a very important person.
michael mendoza
Senator CERN?
Oh, thank you.
unidentified
You got to go.
Thank you.
breanna morello
She should dissolve the Supreme Court.
john kerry
Dissolve.
breanna morello
Senator Williams.
michael mendoza
That's a mandating.
unidentified
I'm the president.
Okay.
Good to see you're centrist.
hillary clinton
The press needs.
breanna morello
They don't want to hide it.
elijah schaffer
Well, two of those people out of the three changed their last names, too.
And I don't understand why people change their identity.
I don't understand what's going on in these kind of clips.
And I also don't understand why Hillary Clinton, people still think she's not a lizard.
Like, I don't even, like, people think she's a human being.
michael mendoza
Remember when Alex Jones was saying that you could smell the sulfur on her?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, when he met her, you could smell her.
She smelled like sulfur.
michael mendoza
Remember that?
That was actually just my exfoliating scrub, Alex.
elijah schaffer
You can smell the sulfur on her.
She just crawled right out of the ground.
And what was the statement to me?
He's like, you know, you can hear them.
They crawl out of the swamp.
You can hear their feet squishing in the water as they walk.
They just crawl right out of the swamp.
And it's like, he says it's really true, though.
She crawled out of hell.
She still had sulfur smelling her.
breanna morello
Bill would agree if he was allowed to.
unidentified
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I think we're here on the live stream.
Let's go ahead and bring this up.
Let's go ahead and go bring up the stream here.
margaret brennan
The U.S. still considers it the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the world, and it has drastically reduced the time it would take to develop a nuclear weapon.
It is down now to one or two weeks' time.
Governor Walls, if you are the final voice in the situation room, would you support or oppose a preemptive strike by Israel on Iran?
You have two minutes.
tim walz
Well, thank you and thank you for those joining and holding tonight.
Let's keep in mind where this started.
October 7th, Hamas terrorists massacred over 1,400 Israelis and took prisoners.
Iran, Israel's ability to be able to defend itself is absolutely fundamental.
Getting hostages back, fundamental.
And ending the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.
But the expansion of Israel and its proxies is an absolute fundamental necessity for the United States to have the steady leadership there.
You saw it experienced today, where along with our Israeli partners and our coalition, able to stop the incoming attack.
But what's fundamental here is that steady leadership is going to matter.
It's clear, and the world saw it on that debate stage a few weeks ago, a nearly 80-year-old Donald Trump talking about crowd sizes is not what we need in this moment.
But it's not just that.
It's those that were closest to Donald Trump that understand how dangerous he is when the world is this dangerous.
His chief of staff, John Kelly, said that he was the most flawed human being he'd ever met.
And both of his secretaries of defense and his national security advisors said he should be nowhere near the White House.
Now, the person closest to them, to Donald Trump, said he's unfit for the highest office.
That was Senator Vance.
What we've seen out of Vice President Harris is we've seen steady leadership.
We've seen a calmness that is able to be able to draw on the coalitions to bring them together.
Understanding that our allies matter.
When our allies see Donald Trump turn towards Vladimir Putin, turn towards North Korea, when we start to see that type of fickleness around holding the coalitions together, we will stay committed.
And as the vice president said today is, we will protect our forces and our allied forces, and there will be consequences.
margaret brennan
Governor, your time is up.
Senator Vance, the same question.
Would you support or oppose a preemptive strike by Israel on Iran?
Have two minutes.
jd vance
So, Margaret, I want to answer the question.
First of all, thanks, Governor.
Thanks to CBS for hosting the debate.
And thanks, most importantly, the American people who are watching this evening and caring enough about this country to pay attention to this vice presidential debate.
I want to answer the question, but I want to actually give an introduction to myself a little bit because I recognize a lot of Americans don't know who either one of us are.
I was raised in a working-class family.
My mother required food assistance for periods of her life.
unidentified
My grandmother required Social Security helped to raise me.
jd vance
And she raised me in part because my own mother struggled with addiction for a big chunk of my early life.
I went to college on the GI Bill after I enlisted in the Marine Corps and served in Iraq.
And so I stand here asking to be your vice president with extraordinary gratitude for this country, for the American dream that made it possible for me to live my dreams.
And most importantly, I know that a lot of you are worried about the chaos in the world and the feeling that the American dream is unattainable.
So I want to try to convince you tonight over the next 90 minutes that if we get better leadership in the White House, if we get Donald Trump, he's been muting the dream once again.
To answer this particular question, we have to remember that as much as Governor Waltz just accused Donald Trump of being an agent of chaos, Donald Trump actually delivered stability in the world, and he did it by establishing effective deterrence.
People were afraid of stepping out of line.
Iran, which launched this attack, has received over $100 billion in unfrozen assets thanks to the Kamala Harris administration.
What do they use that money for?
They used it to buy weapons that they're now launching against our allies and got from potentially launching against the United States as well.
Donald Trump recognized that for people to fear the United States, you needed peace through strength.
They needed to recognize that if they got out of line, the United States global leadership would put a stability and peace back in the world.
Now you asked about creative strike, Margaret, and I want to answer the question.
Look, it is up to Israel what they think they need to do to keep their country safe, and we should support our allies wherever they are when they're fighting the bad guys.
I think that's the right approach to take with the Israel question.
margaret brennan
Thank you, Senator.
Governor Walz, do you care to respond to any of the allegations?
tim walz
Well, look, Donald Trump was in office.
We'll sometimes hear a revisionist history, but when Donald Trump was in office, it was Donald Trump who we had a coalition of nations that had boxed Iran's nuclear program in the inability to advance it.
Donald Trump pulled that program and put nothing else in its place.
So Iran is closer to a nuclear weapon than they were before because of Donald Trump's fickle leadership.
And when Iran shot down an American aircraft in international airspace, Donald Trump tweeted because that's the standard diplomacy of Donald Trump.
And when Iranian missiles did fall near U.S. troops and they received traumatic brain injuries, Donald Trump wrote it off as headaches.
Look, our allies understand that Donald Trump is fickle.
He will go to whoever has the most flattery or where it makes sense to him.
Steady leadership, like you witnessed today, like you witnessed in April.
Both Iranian attacks were repelled.
Our coalition is strong, and we need the steady leadership that Kamala Harris is providing.
margaret brennan
Senator Vance, the U.S. did have a diplomatic deal with Iran to temporarily pause parts of its nuclear program, and President Trump did exit that deal.
He recently said, just five days ago, the U.S. must now make a diplomatic deal with Iran because the consequences are impossible.
Did he make a mistake?
You have one minute.
jd vance
Well, first of all, Margaret, diplomacy is not a dirty word, but I think that something that Governor Waltz just said is quite extraordinary.
You yourself just said Iran is as close to a nuclear weapon today as they have ever been.
And Governor Waltz, you blamed Donald Trump.
Who has been the vice president for the last three and a half years?
And the answer is you're running mate, not mine.
Donald Trump consistently made the world more secure.
Now, we talk about the sequence of events that led us to where we are right now and ignore October the 7th, which I appreciate Governor Waltz bringing up.
unidentified
Really, when did Iran and I must say that Israel?
jd vance
It was during the administration of Kamala Harris.
So, Governor Waltz can criticize Donald Trump's tweets, but effective, smart diplomacy from peace through strength is how you bring stability back to a very broken world.
Donald Trump has already done it once before.
unidentified
Ask yourself, when was the last time?
jd vance
I'm 40 years old.
When was the last time that an American president didn't have a major conflict breakout?
The only answer was during the four years that Donald Trump was president.
margaret brennan
Gentlemen, we have a lot to get to.
Nora?
norah odonnell
Margaret, thank you.
Let's turn now to Hurricane Helena.
The storm could become one of the deadliest on record.
More than 160 people are dead and hundreds more are missing.
Scientists say climate change makes these hurricanes larger stronger and more to deadly because we have the historical people a lot.
Senator Vance, according to CBS News polling, seven in ten Americans and more than 60 percent of Republicans under the age of 45 favor the U.S. taking steps to try and reduce climate change.
Senator, what responsibility would the Trump administration have to try and reduce the impact of climate change?
I'll give you two minutes.
jd vance
Sure.
So, first of all, let's start with the hurricane because it's an unbelievable, unspeakable human tragedy.
I just saw today, actually, a photograph of two grandparents on a roof with a six-year-old child, and it was the last photograph ever taken of them because the roof collapsed and those innocent people lost their lives.
And I'm sure Governor Waltz joins me in saying our hearts go out to those innocent people, our prayers go out to them, and we want as robust and aggressive as a federal response as we can get to save as many lives as possible.
And then, of course, afterwards, to help the people in those communities rebuild.
I mean, these are communities that I love.
Some of them I know very personally in Appalachia, all across the Southeast.
They need their government to do their job.
And I commit that when Donald Trump is president again, the government will put the citizens of this country first when they suffer from a disaster.
Nonora, you asked about climate change.
I think this is a very important issue.
Look, a lot of people are justifiably worried about all these crazy weather patterns.
I think it's important for us, first of all, to say Donald Trump and I support clean air, clean water.
We want the environment to be cleaner and safer.
But one of the things that I've noticed from our Democratic friends talking a lot about is a concern about carbon emissions, this idea that carbon emissions drives all of the climate change.
Well, let's just say that's true.
Just for the sake of argument, so we're not arguing about weird science.
Let's just say that's true.
Well, if you believe that, what would you want to do?
The answer is that you'd want to reshore as much American manufacturing as possible, and you'd want to produce as much energy as possible in the United States of America because we are the cleanest economy in the entire world.
What have Kamala Harris's policies actually led to?
More energy production in China, more manufacturing overseas, more doing business in some of the dirtiest parts of the entire world.
And when I say that, I mean the amount of carbon emissions they're doing per unit of economic output.
So if we actually care about getting cleaner air and cleaner water, the best thing to do is to double down and invest in American workers and the American people.
And unfortunately, Kamala Harris has done exactly the opposite.
norah odonnell
Governor Walls, you have two minutes to respond.
tim walz
Well, we got close to an agreement because all those things are happening.
Look, first of all, it is a horrific tragedy with this hurricane.
And my heart goes out to the folks that are down there in contact with the governors.
I serve as co-chair of the Council of Governors, as we work together on these emergency management governors.
So all of the governors and the emergency responders are on the ground.
Those happen on the front end.
The federal government comes in, makes sure they're there to that we recover.
But we're still in that phase where we need to make sure that they're staying there, staying focused.
Now, look, coming back to the climate change issue, there's no doubt this thing roared onto the scene faster and stronger than anything we've seen.
Senator Vance has said that there's a climate problem in the past.
Donald Trump called it a hoax and then joked that these things would make more beachfront property to be able to invest in.
What we've seen out of the Harris administration now, the Biden-Harris administration, is we've seen this investment.
We've seen massive investments, the biggest in global history that we've seen in the Inflation Reduction Act has created jobs all across the country.
2,000 in Jeffersonville, Ohio, taking the EV technology that we invented and making it here.
200,000 jobs across the country.
The largest solar manufacturing plant in North America sets in Minnesota.
But my farmers know climate change is real.
They've seen 500-year droughts, 500-year floods back to back.
But what they're doing is adapting, and this has allowed them to tell me, look, I harvest corn, I harvest soybean, and I harvest wind.
We are producing more natural gas and more oil at any time than we ever have.
We're also producing more clean energy.
So the solution for us is to continue to move forward that climate change is real.
Reducing our impact is absolutely critical.
But this is not a false choice.
You can do that at the same time you're creating the jobs that we're seeing all across the country.
That's exactly what this administration has done.
We are seeing us becoming an energy superpower for the future, not just the current.
And that's what absolutely makes sense.
And then we start thinking about how do we mitigate these disasters.
norah odonnell
Thank you.
Senator, I want to give you an opportunity to respond there.
The governor mentioned President Trump has called it a lot of people.
unidentified
I'm actually pretty hopeless.
norah odonnell
Do you agree?
jd vance
Well, look, what the President has said is that if the democracy, in particular, Kamala Harris and her leadership, if they really believe that climate change is serious, what they would be doing is more manufacturing and more energy production in the United States of America, and that's not what they're doing.
So clearly, Kamala Harris herself doesn't believe her own rhetoric on this.
If she did, she would actually agree with Donald Trump's energy policies.
Now, something Governor Waltz said I think is important to touch upon because when we talk about clean energy, I think that's a slogan that often the Democrats will use here.
I'm talking about the digital leadership.
And the real issue is that if you're spending hundreds of millions or even billions of dollars and taxpayer money on solar panels that are made in China, it's going to be like the economy dirtier.
We should be making more of the solar panels here in the United States.
Just working out the hunger for a lot of them are being made overseas in China.
If you really want to make the environment cleaner, you've got to invest in more energy production.
We haven't built a newspaper.
unidentified
No Americans give a fuck about this, natural gas.
We know that Kamala Harris has done the opposite.
jd vance
That's raised energy prices and also going on there.
tim walz
Look, we're producing more natural gas than we ever have.
There's no moratorium on that.
We're producing more oil.
But the folks know, and like I said again, these are not liberal folks.
These are not folks that are Green New Deal folks.
These are farmers that have been drought one year, massive flooding the next year.
They understand that it makes sense.
Look, our number one export cannot be topsoil from erosion from these massive storms.
We saw it in Minnesota this summer.
And thinking about how do we respond to that, we're thinking ahead on this.
And what Kamala Harris has been able to do in Minnesota, we're starting to weatherproof some of these things.
The infrastructure law that was passed allows us to think about mitigation in the future.
How do we make sure that we're protecting by burying our power lines?
How do we make sure that we're protecting lakefronts and things that we're seeing more and more of?
But to call it a hoax and to take the oil company executives to Mar-a-Lago, say, give me money for my job.
unidentified
You got to hit them with a JD Vancouver.
tim walz
We're going to be smarter about that.
And on all of our energy policies, exactly what she's doing, creating those jobs right here.
norah odonnell
Governor, your time is up.
The overwhelming consensus among scientists is that the Earth's climate is warming at an unprecedented rate.
Thank you.
margaret brennan
We're going to turn now to immigration.
The crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border consistently ranks as one of the top issue for American voters.
Senator Vance, your campaign is pledging to carry out the largest mass deportation plan in American history and to use the U.S. military to do so.
Could you be more specific about exactly how this will work?
For example, would you deport parents who have entered the U.S. illegally and separate them from any of their children who were born on U.S. soil?
You have two minutes.
jd vance
So, first of all, Margaret, before we talk about deportations, we have to stop the bleeding.
We have a historic immigration crisis because Kamala Harris started and said that she wanted to undo all of Donald Trump's border policies.
94 executive orders suspending deportations, decriminalizing illegal aliens, massively increasing the asylum fraud that exists in our system.
That has opened the floodgates.
And what it's meant is that a lot of fentanyl is coming into our country.
I had a mother who struggled with opioid addiction and has gotten clean.
I don't want people who are struggling with addiction to be deprived of their second chance because Kamala Harris let in fentanyl into our communities at record levels.
So you've got to stop the bleeding.
You've got to reimplement Donald Trump's border policies, build the wall, re-implement deportations.
And that gets me to your point, Margaret, about what do we actually do?
So we've got 20, 25 million illegal aliens who are here in the country.
What do we do with them?
I think the first thing that we do is we start with the criminal migrants.
About a million of those people have committed some form of crime in addition to crossing the border illegally.
I think you start with deportations on those folks.
And then I think you make it harder for illegal aliens to undercut the wages of American workers.
A lot of people will go home if they can't work for less than minimum wage in our own country.
And by the way, that'll be really good for our workers who just want to earn a fair wage for doing a good day's work.
And the final point, Margaret, is you ask about family separation.
Right now in this country, Margaret, we have 320,000 children that the Department of Homeland Security has effectively lost.
Some of them have been sex trafficked.
Some of them hopefully are at homes with their families.
Some of them have been used as drug trafficking mules.
The real family separation policy in this country is unfortunately Kamala Harris's wide open southern border.
And I'd ask my fellow Americans to remember when she came into office, she said she was going to do this.
Real leadership would be saying, you know what, I screwed up.
We're going to go back to Donald Trump's border policies.
I wish that she would do that.
It would be good for all of us.
margaret brennan
Governor, do you care to respond to any of those specific allegations, including that the vice president is, quote, letting in fentanyl and using kids as drug mules, among other things, regarding children?
tim walz
The drug mule is not true, but I will say about this about the fentanyl, because this is a crisis at this, the opioid crisis.
And the good news on this is the last 12 months saw the largest decrease in opioid deaths in our nation's history.
to get it done.
unidentified
These are the experts.
tim walz
And the Chamber of Commerce and the Wall Street Journal said, pass this thing.
Kamala Harris helped get there.
1,500 new border agents, detection for drugs, DOJ money to speed up the adjudications on this, just what America wants.
But as soon as I was getting ready to pass and actually tackle this, Donald Trump said no, told them to vote against it because it gives him a campaign issue.
It gives him what would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?
And they need to be done by the legislature.
You can't just do this through the executive branch.
So look, we have the options to do this.
Donald Trump had four years.
He had four years to do this.
And he promised you, America, how easy it would be.
I'll build you a big, beautiful wall, and Mexico will pay for it.
Less than 2% of that wall got built and Mexico didn't pay a dime.
But here we are again, nine years after he came down that escalator, dehumanizing people and telling them what he was going to do.
As far as a deportation plan, at one point, Senator Vance said it was so unworkable to be laughable.
So that's where we're at.
Pass the bill, she'll sign it.
margaret brennan
Governor, your time is up.
Senator, the question was, will you separate parents from their children, even if their kids are U.S. citizens?
You have one minute.
jd vance
Margaret, my point is that we already have massive child separations thanks to Kamala Harris's open border.
And I didn't accuse Kamala Harris of inviting drug mules.
I said that she enabled the Mexican drug cartels to operate freely in this country.
And we know that they use children as drug mules.
And it is a disgrace, and it has to stop.
Look, I think what Tim said just doesn't pass the smell test.
For three years, Kamala Harris went out bragging that she was going to undo Donald Trump's border policy.
She did exactly that.
We had a record number of illegal crossings.
We had a record number of fentanyl coming into our country.
And now, now that she's running for president, or a few months before, she says that somehow she got religion and cared a lot about a piece of legislation.
The only thing that she did when she became the vice president, when she became the appointed border czar, was to undo 94 Donald Trump executive actions that opened the border.
This problem is leading to massive problems in the United States of America.
Parents who can't afford health care, schools that are overwhelmed, it's got to stop, and it will when Donald Trump is president.
margaret brennan
Senator, your time is up.
Governor, what about our CBS News polling, which does show that a majority of Americans, more than 50%, support mass deportations?
tim walz
Look, we fixed this issue with a bill that is necessary, but the issue becomes a talking for human beings.
margaret brennan
Tim.
Governor, your time is up.
Senator, I'll give you one minute, but let me just ask you the question first.
The governor has made the point, and I think as a sitting lawmaker, you know that Congress controls the purse strings and any funding.
So you have said repeatedly that Donald Trump would, through executive action, solve this.
Do you disagree that Congress controls the purse strings and would need to support many of the changes that you would actually want to implement?
You have one minute.
jd vance
Look, Margaret, first of all, the gross majority of what we need to do at the southern border is just empowering law enforcement to do their job.
I've been to the southern border more than our borders are.
Kamala Harris has been.
And it's actually heartbreaking because the Border Patrol agents, they just want to be empowered to do their job.
Of course, additional resources would help.
But most of this is about the president and the vice president empowering our law enforcement to say, if you try to come across the border illegally, you've got to stay in Mexico.
You've got to go back through proper channels.
Now, Governor Waltz brought up the community of Springfield, and he's very worried about the things that I've said in Springfield.
Look, in Springfield, Ohio, and in communities all across this country, you've got schools that are overwhelmed.
You've got hospitals that are overwhelmed.
You have got housing that is totally unaffordable because we brought in millions of illegal immigrants to compete with Americans for scarce homes.
The people that I'm most worried about in Springfield, Ohio are the American citizens who have had their lives destroyed by Kamala Harris's open border.
It is a disgrace, Tim.
And I actually think, I agree with you.
I think you want to solve this problem, but I don't think that Kamala Harris does.
margaret brennan
Senator, your time is up.
Governor, you have one minute to respond.
tim walz
Yeah, well, it is law enforcement that asked for the bill.
They helped craft it.
They're the ones that supported it.
That's because they know we need to do this.
Look, this issue of continuing to bring this up, of not dealing with it, of blaming migrants for everything.
On housing, we could talk a little bit about Wall Street speculators buying up housing and making them less affordable, but it becomes a blame.
Look, this bill also gives the money necessary to adjudicate.
I agree.
It should not take seven years for an asylum claim to be done.
This bill gets it done in 90 days.
Then you start to make a difference in this and you start to adhere to what we know, American principles.
I don't talk about my faith a lot, but Matthew 2540 talks about to the least amongst us you do unto me.
I think that's true of most Americans.
They simply want order to it.
This bill does it.
It's funded.
It's supported by the people who do it.
And it lets us keep our dignity about how we treat other people.
margaret brennan
Thank you, Governor.
And just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status, temporary, protected status.
jd vance
Well, Margaret, thank you.
margaret brennan
Senator, we have so much to get to.
jd vance
Margaret, I think it's important to turn out of the economy.
norah odonnell
Thank you.
jd vance
Margaret, the rules were that you guys were going to fact check.
And since you're fact-checking me, I think it's important to say what's actually going on.
So there's an application called the CBP One App, where you can go on as an illegal migrant, apply for asylum or apply for land, and be granted legal status at the wave of a Kamala Harris open border won.
norah odonnell
That's for manufacturing.
The Wharton School says your proposals will increase the nation's deficit by $1.2 trillion.
How would you pay for that without ballooning the deficit?
Governor, I'll give you two minutes.
tim walz
Yeah, thank you.
And Kamala Harris and I do believe in the middle class because that's where we come from.
We both grew up in that.
We understand.
So those of you out there listening tonight, you're hearing a lot of stuff back and forth, and it's good.
It's healthy.
That's what this was supposed to happen.
You should be listening, how's this going to impact me?
The bold forward plan that Kamala Harris put out there is one is talking about this housing issue.
The one thing is there's 3 million new houses proposed under this plan with down payment assistance on the front end to get you in a house.
A house is much more than just an asset to be traded somewhere.
It's foundational to where you're at.
And then making sure that the things you buy every day, whether they be prescription drugs or other things, that there's fairness in that.
Look, the $35 insulin is a good thing, but it costs $5 to make insulin.
They were charging $800 before this law went into effect.
As far as the housing goes, I've seen it in Minnesota.
12% more houses in Minneapolis.
Prices went down on rent 4%.
It's working.
And then making sure tax cuts go to the middle class.
$6,000 child tax credit, we have one in Minnesota, reduces childhood poverty by a third.
We save money in the long run, and we do the right thing for families.
And then getting businesses off the ground.
The law as it stands right now is $5,000 tax credit for small business, increasing that to $50,000.
Now, this is a philosophical difference between us.
Donald Trump made a promise, and I'll give you this, he kept it.
He took folks to Mar-a-Lago, said, You're rich as hell, I'm going to give you a tax cut.
He gave the tax cuts that predominantly went to the top class.
What happened there was an $8 trillion increase in the national debt, the largest ever.
Now he's proposing a 20% consumption or sales tax on everything we bring in.
Everyone agrees, including businesses, it would be destabilizing it.
It would increase inflation and potentially lead to a recession.
Look, this is simple for you.
Where are we going?
Kamala Harris has said to do the things she wants to do, we'll just ask the wealthiest to pay their fair share.
When you do that, our system works best.
More people are participating in it, and folks have the things that they need.
norah odonnell
Senator, I want to give you a moment to respond on that.
But similarly, the Wharton School has done an analysis of the Trump plan and says it would increase the nation's deficit by $5.8 trillion.
My question is the same for you.
How do you pay for all that without that?
jd vance
Well, first of all, you're going to hear a lot from Tim Waltz this evening, and you just heard it in the answer.
Lot of what Kamala Harris proposes to do.
And some of it, I'll be honest with you, it even sounds pretty good.
Here's what you won't hear, is that Kamala Harris has already done it because she's been the vice president for three and a half years.
She had the opportunity to enact all of these great policies.
And what she's actually done instead is drive the cost of food higher by 25%, drive the cost of housing higher by about 60%, open the American southern border and make middle-class life unaffordable for a large number of Americans.
If Kamala Harris has such great plans for how to address middle-class problems, then she ought to do them now.
Not one asking for a promotion, but in the job the American people gave her three and a half years ago.
And the fact that she isn't tells you a lot about how much you can trust her actual plans.
Now, Donald Trump's economic plan is not just a plan, but it's also a record.
A lot of those same economists attack Donald Trump's plans, and they have PhDs, but they don't have common sense and they don't have wisdom.
Because Donald Trump's economic policies delivered the highest take-home pay in a generation in this country, 1.5% inflation, and to boot, peace and security all over the world.
So when people say that Donald Trump's economic plan doesn't make sense, I say look at the record.
He delivered rising take-home pay for American workers.
Now, Tim admirably admits that they want to undo the Trump tax cuts.
But if you look at what was so different about Donald Trump's tax cuts, even from previous Republican tax cut plans, is that a lot of those resources went to giving more take-home pay to middle-class and working class Americans.
It was passed in 2017, and you saw an American economic boom unlike we've seen in a generation in this country.
That is a record that I'm proud to run on, and we're going to get back to that common sense wisdom so that you can afford to live the American dream again.
I know a lot of you are struggling.
I know a lot of you are worried about paying the bills.
It's going to stop when Donald Trump brings back common sense to this country.
norah odonnell
Governor, do you want to respond to that?
What has Kamala Harris done for the middle class?
tim walz
Yeah, well, Kamala Harris's day one was Donald Trump's failure on COVID that led to the collapse for our economy.
We were already before COVID in a manufacturing recession, but 10 million people out of work, largest percentage since the Great Depression.
9 million jobs closed on that.
That was day one.
Whether it was the Infrastructure Act or other things, we moved.
Now, you made a question about experts, said this.
I've made a note of this.
Economists don't can't be trusted.
Science can't be trusted.
National security folks can't be trusted.
Look, if you're going to be president, you don't have all the answers.
Donald Trump believes he does.
My pro tip of the day is this.
If you need heart surgery, listen to the people at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, not Donald Trump.
And the same thing goes with this.
And I ask you out there, teachers, nurses, truck drivers, whatever, how is it fair that you're paying your taxes every year?
And Donald Trump hasn't paid any federal tax 10 the last 15 years, the last year as president.
That's what's wrong with the system.
There's a way around it, and he's bragged about that.
We're just asking for fairness in it, and that's all you want.
jd vance
Governor, you say trust the experts, but those same experts for 40 years said that if we shipped our manufacturing base off to China, we'd get cheaper goods.
They lied about that.
They said if we shipped our industrial base off to other countries, to Mexico and elsewhere, it would make the middle class stronger.
They were wrong about that.
They were wrong about the idea that if we made America less self-reliant, less productive in our own nation, that it would somehow make us better off.
And they were wrong about it.
And for the first time in a generation, Donald Trump had the wisdom and the courage to say to that bipartisan consensus, we're not doing it anymore.
We're bringing American manufacturing back.
We're unleashing American energy.
We're going to make more of our own stuff.
And this isn't just an economic issue.
I mean, I've got three beautiful little kids at home, seven, four, and two.
And I love them very much.
And I hope they're in bed right now.
tim walz
The guy.
So the rhetoric is good.
Much of what the senator said right there, I'm in agreement with him on this.
I watched it happen too.
I watched it to my communities, and we talked about that.
But we had people undercutting the right to collectively bargain.
We had right to work states made it more difficult.
We had companies that were willing to ship it over, and we saw people profit, folks that are venture capital in some cases, putting money into companies that were overseas.
We're in agreement that we bring those home.
The issue is Donald Trump is talking about it.
Kamala Harris has a record 250,000 more manufacturing jobs just out of the IRA.
jd vance
May I respond to that?
norah odonnell
Yes.
jd vance
So I appreciate that.
So if you notice, what Governor Waltz just did is he said, first of all, Donald Trump has to listen to the experts.
And then when he acknowledged that the experts screwed up, he said, well, Donald Trump didn't do nearly as good of a job as the CISO.
tim walz
Oh, that's a generalization.
jd vance
That he did.
So what Tim Waltz is doing, and I honestly, Tim, I think you got a tough job here because you've got to play whack-a-mole.
You've got to pretend that Donald Trump didn't deliver rising take-home pay, which of course he did.
You've got to pretend that Donald Trump didn't deliver lower inflation, which of course he did.
And then you've simultaneously got to defend Kamala Harris's atrocious economic record, which has made gas, groceries, and housing unaffordable for American citizens.
I was raised by a woman who would sometimes go into medical debt so that she could put food on the table in our household.
I know what it's like to not be able to afford the things that you need to afford.
We can do so much better.
To all of you watching, we can get back to an America that's affordable again.
We just got to get back to common sense economic principles.
tim walz
I hope we have a conversation on health care then.
norah odonnell
Senator Governor.
tim walz
Please.
norah odonnell
Thank you, Margaret.
margaret brennan
We have a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on many topics.
But right now, I want to talk about personal qualifications.
The vice president is often the last voice the president hears before making consequential decisions.
We want to ask you about your leadership qualities.
Governor Walz, you said you were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protests in the spring of 1989.
But Minnesota Public Radio and other media outlets are reporting that you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.
Can you explain that discrepancy?
tim walz
Yeah, well, and to the folks out there who didn't get in my community, I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.
And I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that.
Those same people elected me to Congress for 12 years.
And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people, working on things like farm bills that we got done, working on veterans' benefits.
And then the people of Minnesota were able to elect me to governor twice.
So look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.
I will say more than anything.
Many times I will talk a lot.
I will get caught up in the rhetoric.
But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life, I learned a lot about China.
I hear the critiques of this.
I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.
I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID.
And I guarantee you, he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.
So this is about trying to understand the world.
It's about trying to do the best you can for your community.
And then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.
My commitment, whether it be through teaching, which I was good at, or whether it was being a good soldier or was being a good member of Congress, those are the things that I think are the values that people care about.
margaret brennan
Governor, just to follow up on that, the question was: can you explain the discrepancy?
tim walz
All I said on this was I got there that summer and misspoke on this.
So I will just, that's what I've said.
So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protests went in.
And from that, I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.
margaret brennan
Thank you, Governor.
Senator Vance, in 2016 you called your running mate Donald Trump unfit for the nation's highest office and you said he could be America's Hitler.
I know you've said, you've been asked many times and you've said you regret those comments and explained you then voted for Donald Trump in 2020.
They bring forward new messages last week, but you also disparaged Trump's economic.
Writing to someone in 2020, quote, Trump thoroughly failed to deliver his economic policy.
michael mendoza
By the way, I'm literally texting Farmer Bill.
margaret brennan
You're now running, mate.
unidentified
You've shifted many of your policy stances to align with his.
michael mendoza
That's a little overwhelming.
margaret brennan
If you become vice president, Americans trust that you will give Donald Trump the advice he needs to hear and not just the advice he wants to hear.
You have two minutes.
jd vance
Well, first of all, Margaret, because I've always been open.
And sometimes, of course, I've disagreed with the president, but I've also been extremely open about the fact that I was wrong about Donald Trump.
I was wrong, first of all, because I believed some of the media stories that turned out to be dishonest fabrications of his record.
But most importantly, Donald Trump delivered for the American people: rising wages, rising take-home pay, an economy that worked for normal Americans, a secure southern border, a lot of things, frankly, that I didn't think he'd be able to deliver on.
And yeah, when you screw up, when you misspeak, when you get something wrong and you change your mind, you ought to be honest with the American people about it.
It's one of the reasons, Margaret, why I've done so many interviews is because I think it's important to actually explain to the American people where I come down on the issues and what changed.
Now, you pointed out to messages from 2020.
Margaret, I've been extremely consistent that I think there were a lot of things that we could have done better in the Trump administration the first round if Congress was doing its job.
I strongly believe, and I've been a United States Senator, that Congress is not just a high-class debating society.
It's not just a forum for senators and congressmen to whine about problems.
It's a forum to govern.
So there were a lot of things on the border, on tariffs, for example, where I think that we could have done so much more if the Republican Congress and the Democrats in Congress were so obsessed with impeaching Donald Trump they couldn't actually govern.
And I want to talk about this tariff issue in particular, Margaret, because Tim just accused this of being a national sales tax.
Look, the one thing, and you're probably surprised to hear me praising Joe Biden, but the one thing that Joe Biden did is he continued some of the Trump tariffs that protected American manufacturing jobs.
And it's the one issue, the most pro-worker part of the Biden administration.
It's the one issue where Kamala Harris has run away from Joe Biden's record.
Think about this.
If you're trying to employ slave laborers in China at $3 a day, you're going to do that and undercut the wages of American workers unless our country stands up for itself and says you're not accessing our markets unless you're paying middle-class Americans a fair wage.
margaret brennan
Senator, your time is up.
Nora?
norah odonnell
Thank you.
Now to the issue of reproductive rights.
Governor Walls, after Roe versus Wade was overturned, you signed a bill into law that made Minnesota one of the least restrictive states in the nation when it comes to abortion.
Former President Trump said in the last debate that you believe abortion, quote, in the ninth month is absolutely fine.
Yes or no?
Is that what you support?
I'll give you two minutes.
tim walz
That's not what the bill says, but look, this issue is what's on everyone's mind.
Donald Trump put this all into motion.
He brags about how great it was that he put the judges in and overturned Roe versus Wade.
52 years of personal autonomy.
And then he tells us, oh, we send it to the states.
It's a beautiful thing.
Amanda Zaworski would disagree with you on its a beautiful thing.
A young bride in Texas waiting for their child at 18 weeks, she has a complication, a tear in the membrane.
She needs to go in.
The medical care at that point needs to be decided by the doctor.
And that would have been an abortion.
But in Texas, that would have put them in legal jeopardy.
She went home, got sepsis, nearly dies, and now she may have difficulty having children.
Or in Kentucky, Hadley Duvall, a 12-year-old child, raped and impregnated by her stepfather.
Those are horrific.
Now, when God asked about that, Senator Vance said two wrongs don't make a right.
There is no right in this.
So in Minnesota, what we did was restore Roe versus Wade.
We made sure that we put women in charge of their health care.
But look, this is not where, if you don't know Amanda or a Hadley, you soon will.
Their Project 2025 is going to have a registry of pregnancies.
It's going to make it more difficult, if not impossible, to get contraception and limit access, if not eliminate access to infertility treatments.
For so many of you out there listening, me included, infertility treatments are why I have a child.
That's nobody else's business, but those things are being proposed.
And the catch-all on this is, well, the states will decide what's right for Texas might not be right for Washington.
That's not how this works.
This is basic human rights.
We have seen maternal mortality skyrocket in Texas, outpacing many other countries in the world.
This is about health care.
In Minnesota, we are ranked first in health care for a reason.
We trust women.
We trust doctors.
norah odonnell
Senator, do you want to respond to the governor's claim?
Will you create a federal pregnancy monitoring agency?
jd vance
No, Nora, certainly we won't.
And I want to talk about this issue because I know a lot of Americans care about it.
I know a lot of Americans don't agree with everything that I've ever said on this topic.
And, you know, I grew up in a working-class family in a neighborhood where I knew a lot of young women who had unplanned pregnancies and decided to terminate those pregnancies because they feel like they didn't have any other options.
And, you know, one of them is actually very dear to me.
And I know she's watching.
breanna morello
Why are we talking about abortion?
jd vance
And she told me that.
breanna morello
JD, get off the comments.
jd vance
Because she didn't admit that it would have destroyed her life because she was in an abusive relationship.
And I think that what I take from that as a report.
What are your paper?
elijah schaffer
Tell us how you put your eyelids.
earl gray
Yeah, what branding is destroying.
jd vance
Is that my party, we've got to do so much better of a job.
earl gray
That's good, Maribur.
jd vance
Burning the American people's trust back on this issue where they frankly just don't trust us.
And I think that's one of the things that Donald Trump and I are endeavoring to do.
unidentified
I want us as a Republican Party to be pro-family.
jd vance
I want us to support Project 2020's main is to make it easier for moms to afford to have babies.
I want it to make it easier for young families to afford a home so they can afford a place to raise that family.
And I think there's so much that we can do on the public policy front.
Now, of course, Donald Trump has been very clear that on the abortion eyeliner specifically has a different viewpoint on this than Georgia.
Georgia has a different viewpoint from Arizona.
And the biggest way to handle it is that it's as messy as democracy.
earl gray
I like your last talk.
jd vance
Order is to let voters make these decisions, let the individualized states make their abortion policy.
And I think that's what makes the most sense in a very big, a very diverse human being.
norah odonnell
Governor, would you like to respond and also answer the question about restrictions?
earl gray
Yeah, crawling around this time.
tim walz
Donald Trump made the accusation that wasn't true about Minnesota.
unidentified
Well, let me tell you about this idea of the fact that we've been live for a little bit.
tim walz
There's a young woman named Amber Thurna.
She happened to be in Georgia.
A restricted state.
Because of that, she had to travel a long distance to North Carolina to try and get her care.
Amber Trump.
unidentified
I remember 1480 in that journey back and forth.
tim walz
How can we as a nation set up?
breanna morello
If you're still awake right now, let us know how you feel in the Rumble chat.
norah odonnell
Drop in a comment.
breanna morello
How are they doing?
unidentified
I think baby bands is determined on geography.
tim walz
There's a very real chance that Amber Thurman lived in Minnesota.
earl gray
The energy is low.
breanna morello
They need Red Bull.
elijah schaffer
I muted him.
I'm sorry, guys.
I couldn't do it.
tim walz
Did President Harris talk about that?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Oh, I'll read.
tim walz
You hear us talking about it.
Can we just pretend like Donald never talk a lot about gender ban supporting the future?
breanna morello
Are you guys interested in what's going on in the world?
tim walz
And that's the problem.
norah odonnell
Governor, your time is up.
Senator, let me ask you about that.
I think referring to a national ban.
You have supported a federal ban on abortion after 15 weeks.
In fact, you said if someone canceled legislation like that, quote, I love how you could just bring it up.
You could have a pro-abortion regime anywhere in the entire world.
breanna morello
What banned is it?
norah odonnell
My question is, why have you changed the position?
jd vance
Well, Nora, first of all, I never supported a national ban.
I did during when I was running for Senate in 2022, talk about setting some international standard.
For example, we have a partial birth abortion ban in this country at the federal level.
I don't think anybody's trying to get rid of that, or at least I hope not.
Though I know the Democrats have taken the abortion stance, but Nora, you know, one of the things that changed is in the state of Ohio, we had a referendum in 2023, and the people of Ohio voted overwhelmingly.
By the way, again, what I learned from that, Nora, is that we've got to do a better job at winning back people's trust.
So many young women love to have families.
norah odonnell
Why are we talking about abortion?
unidentified
Pregnancy is something that's going to tackle relationships in your daily life.
jd vance
And that's why Donald Trump is going to be a little bit more.
unidentified
His boys are making fertility trends more.
jd vance
So we've got to do a better job of that.
And that's what real leadership is.
tim walz
I'm going to respond on the pro-abortion piece of that.
No, we're not.
earl gray
Give the funding.
tim walz
Pro-women.
unidentified
I got the funding.
tim walz
We're pro-freedom to make your own choice.
unidentified
We know the implications are to not be a new choice because then you wouldn't have to be able to do that.
Women telling you to sterilize the care.
earl gray
Why don't these guys just start making out prosecuted people?
unidentified
That would be big.
There would be so much either attack each other or stop making out kissing on stage and fucking each other.
It's like Earl Gray is a French activated.
tim walz
We are not.
earl gray
Seriously, though, it would be more entertaining than listening to the people.
tim walz
Can we make that true?
Read off the teleprompter.
earl gray
We're the top three states.
tim walz
We're the best place to raise.
jd vance
We kiss each other already.
unidentified
But these two guys try to be like that were pro-children like this or avoiding that.
earl gray
You guys in videos lined up.
unidentified
Oh, Dr. M.'s choices.
tim walz
And we're going.
earl gray
You don't even need to listen to the whole thing and you'd be like, yeah, I'm gay.
I like Israel.
tim walz
Blah, blah, blah.
unidentified
I'm bald.
tim walz
But we're not going to be able to do that.
earl gray
I wear eyeliner.
I'm gay.
unidentified
Blah, blah, blah.
earl gray
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Let me kiss the other gay guy in the fucking audience.
jd vance
I don't know if that should still be alive.
unidentified
That's it.
earl gray
That's the debate.
jd vance
So Murray voting.
elijah schaffer
I wish your mom aborted you.
jd vance
And you're just going to say, you're free to disagree.
earl gray
Why don't they abort each other on the stage?
That'd be so rude.
unidentified
Or somebody fucking around going on.
michael mendoza
One here, another joke, Murray.
unidentified
Anybody in the audience with some type of boarding machine that you should use to abort these people?
michael mendoza
It's called Revolution.
jd vance
Where's Tommy Fronten Minimum?
elijah schaffer
I mean, this is the first time.
tim walz
That's why I want to use that word.
michael mendoza
I'm a Roman Ruth guy myself.
jd vance
Do you want to force me to do that?
unidentified
Can Ryan Ruth come in here to perform?
Come on, go on stage and raise both of these men in front of us and violate the money.
earl gray
It'd be more entertaining than what we listen to right now.
This is like high school debate type shit.
michael mendoza
No, actually, high school debate is very important.
unidentified
Really?
Unironically, yeah.
tim walz
This is a very simple project.
women's decisions to make about their health decisions and the physicians who know what's wrong and they need to do this.
unidentified
That's actually not true at all.
When all your jobs make to listen to this debate in no way.
tim walz
What do you want?
Getting involved, getting involved, that's been misread and it was fact-checked at the last debate.
But the point on this is there's a continuation of these guys to try and tell women or to get involved.
I use this line on this channel.
Just mind your own business on this.
unidentified
Can this guy stop freaking out and dancing around and kissing audience members again?
You know what I mean?
earl gray
That was interesting guys.
michael mendoza
Tim Walz, don't crash out, please.
Don't crash out.
tim walz
Increasing funding for a mental increase from making sure that once that child's born, like in Minnesota, they get meals.
They get early childhood education.
Oh, they get all health care.
jd vance
Who killed people?
tim walz
Hiding behind these other things.
We're just not proposing them in your budget.
Carl Harris is.
unidentified
Oh, we're starting to just offensively since they make life easy fast.
earl gray
That's what men do.
unidentified
Men just get angry and they become racist.
tim walz
All of a sudden, that's not true.
That's not what the law says.
unidentified
It's better than playing video games, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
norah odonnell
And we're going to be right back with much more.
michael mendoza
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Whoa.
All right.
breanna morello
I've been taking notes on everything fast these people are.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
So, who are we going to go to first?
unidentified
Earl Gray, Brianna.
Hold on.
michael mendoza
Can we get it real quick?
breanna morello
Just like the teacher.
Like, me, me.
michael mendoza
Hey, it's hot switch here, man.
I just want to say ten debates took.
unidentified
You know, it was crazy, man.
michael mendoza
I was trying to watch that bullshit.
unidentified
Come on.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Can I just come in hot here and say, someone promised me they were going to start making out.
unidentified
And I was deliver.
michael mendoza
I was misled.
elijah schaffer
This is why I tell you, the reason why, in the future, we got to get smarter with this because this is difficult to get through.
It's difficult to watch.
And what we're seeing here is that maybe white people deserve to get replaced if this is the performance that we're putting out there.
As soon as I watch stuff like this and go, you know what?
My kids deserve to die in Israel.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I just look at our country.
You know what I mean?
Maybe I'll volunteer to, you know, die in a trench in Taiwan tomorrow because at this point, like our country is kind of doomed when these are our options.
You get two options.
This is the problem with the American political system.
Primaries are set up that you always have two candidates that are pre-approved by the system.
And, you know, Trump was our best bet against it, but he's now running the most progressive and liberal campaign out of his three.
And he got a palantir military industrial complex guy who was.
earl gray
Why do you bring this guy on?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
earl gray
Well, he's the foreign guy in the world.
elijah schaffer
There were so many better options out there.
And JD Vance was like, it was like JD Vance more like J.D. Prance.
earl gray
Am I right?
He's prancing around.
unidentified
Oh, no.
earl gray
He's trying to kiss Tim Wall.
elijah schaffer
Tim Pong.
Tim Pon.
Oh, Tim Pong.
michael mendoza
Tim Pon, not related to Tim Poole.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So now that we're done being, she's like, these guys are too vulgar.
Brianna's like being sweet for her audience.
No, but on the other.
earl gray
Brianna's, she was loving.
I heard her love.
breanna morello
We turned off the mics when I had to get a little rash in.
Yeah.
earl gray
She likes it.
elijah schaffer
No, but so, Brianna, obviously you were really, you know, cut to the screen there.
Cut to the screen.
I love it.
It's like, what's Brian?
Cut the screen.
breanna morello
Oh, it's Diddy.
earl gray
Brianna's.
elijah schaffer
Sean Day comes into allegations.
The sexual sold in a series of civil lawsuits.
It's like they're just trying to keep viewers.
michael mendoza
Let's run this guy for VP.
I think it would be more entertaining.
I think we have to do it.
earl gray
Honestly, him debating anybody would be far more intended.
breanna morello
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Brings the baby oil question.
breanna morello
They were just anxious away from making out in the debate stage.
michael mendoza
And they were just making away.
Making out.
elijah schaffer
They were right.
breanna morello
I mean, it was so bad.
Like, I agree.
No, I agree.
No, I agree.
Let's shut up.
Let's talk about the fact that Kamala Harris has absolutely destroyed this country.
I mean, there were so many missed points.
And I get it, Trump World.
Please forgive me, but this is another missed opportunity, right?
We don't get to get into the corporate media world of all of this.
It's uncensored at this point.
Now's your time to bring up the facts that the media always misses out on.
Like the fact that thousands of convicted rapists and murderers, convicted, key point, have been released into this country by Kamala Harris.
JD Vance Coley missed that point.
That was just actually released by her acting ICE director.
So it's somebody under her watch.
It's so bad that they're even admitting to this.
I mean, time and time again, he missed the best stuff.
I mean, the fact that like literally Americans are getting dragged away from all the flooding right now in North Carolina and just over the weekends.
And what did Kamala Harris do?
Well, she's still campaigning.
She has not gone to the area.
They have not sent in anyone really to rescue these people.
earl gray
She's still Indian.
breanna morello
She's still Indian, apparently.
No, she's black now.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Keep up.
Keep up.
elijah schaffer
She edited her Wikipedia page already.
So keep up with it, please.
breanna morello
And the moderators are so biased.
This is the enraging part, right?
They like weave into their questions all this biasedness.
Like the moderator's like, oh, but President Trump's tax plan is going to cost this country billions.
And it's like, honey, Kamala Harris is giving away $25,000 to anyone, even non-U.S. citizens, for their first homeowner ship.
And then she's also promising them more tax cuts for having more children, which is obviously an incentive.
Sorry to say this for those who live in low-income areas to keep having babies when they can't afford to have children.
I know that's controversial, but that's going to put us more into debt as a country than whatever President Trump is suggesting.
But again, only fact one side of it now.
Now, thankfully, he did jump in when they tried to fact-check the Haitians in Springfield.
But I mean, gosh, that was like a drive-by shooting over there, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and I want to say the chat was good.
Someone said, This debate has been so informative.
unidentified
If I didn't watch this, I wouldn't have known how seriously gay these two guys are.
michael mendoza
By the way, I just want to say real quick: this is why women do so much better in school than men.
elijah schaffer
Because make out.
unidentified
Yeah, because she's like, actually, they'll kiss each other.
michael mendoza
Brianna came with the whole book report.
I mean, this whole time, we were playing Bloody Knuckles.
We were like making little airplanes, paper airplanes, and everything.
elijah schaffer
But what I want to do, this is me as the moderator.
Ready?
Okay, great.
Now, kiss.
Back on the screen.
We got it.
unidentified
We're not.
norah odonnell
Can you guys kiss parents of a school shooter?
We're coming back.
michael mendoza
Oh, are we back?
unidentified
Involuntary manslaughter and sentenced to 10 years.
norah odonnell
I don't think holding parents responsible could curb mass shootings.
jd vance
How about the shooting in the head?
breanna morello
Let's try the FBI.
elijah schaffer
The views went up on the break.
jd vance
The law enforcement and local authorities to make those decisions.
I think in some cases the answer is going to be yes.
In some cases, the answer is going to be no.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't really matter here, of course.
jd vance
For example, if a kid steals guns, that's going to be different if a parent hands over a gun knowing that their kid is potentially dangerous.
Look, I want to just sort of speak as a father of three beautiful little kids, and our oldest is now in second grade.
And like a lot of parents, we send our kids to school with such hope and such joy and such pride at their little faces on the first day of school.
And we know, unfortunately, that a lot of kids are going to experience this terrible epidemic of gun violence.
And of course, our hearts go out to the families that are affected by this terrible stuff.
And we do have to do better.
And I think that Governor Waltz and I actually probably agree that we need to do better on this.
The question is just how do we actually do it?
Now, here's something that really bothers me and worries me about this epidemic of violence.
The gross majority, close to 90% in some of the statistics I've seen, of the gun violence in this country is committed with illegally obtained firearms.
And while we're on that topic, we know that thanks to Kamala Harris's open border, we've seen a massive influx in the number of illegal guns run by the Mexican drug cartel.
So that number, the amount of illegal guns in our country is higher today than it was three and a half years ago.
But what do we do about the schools?
What do we do to protect our kids?
And I think the answer is, and I say this not loving the answer, because I don't want my kids to go to school in a school that feels unsafe or where there are visible signs of security.
But I unfortunately think that we have to increase security in our schools.
We have to make the doors lock better.
We have to make the doors stronger.
We've got to make the windows stronger.
And of course, we've got to increase school resource officers because the idea that we can magically wave a wand and take guns out of the hands of bad guys, it just doesn't fit with recent experience.
So we've got to make our schools safer.
And I think we've got to have some common sense bipartisan solutions for how to do that.
norah odonnell
Governor, you have two minutes.
tim walz
Well, I think all the parents watching tonight, this is your biggest nightmare.
Look, I got a 17-year-old, and he witnessed a shooting in a community center.
breanna morello
The FBI has gotten a lot of warnings over the years.
Every massive has gotten the employees and has failed to get a lot of people.
unidentified
They're going to tell you that my seven half of our eye picture on the other seven-year-olds are fired.
tim walz
They're asking us to do something.
And look, I'm a hunter.
I own firearms.
The vice president is.
They understand the Second Amendment.
breanna morello
No, they don't.
elijah schaffer
But they still walk us out of our gyms.
I don't understand this idea of I own firearms.
tim walz
And you're protected by private flags.
But here.
elijah schaffer
Firearms don't matter as much as ours.
tim walz
We can start to get data.
unidentified
But you can carry a firearm into a federal government.
elijah schaffer
There's a big difference.
You know what I mean?
tim walz
I've got a switch to be able to do that.
But they're not, right?
Are they still on?
breanna morello
I know like God.
tim walz
And I believe that's the problem.
breanna morello
Lord Mobile has to apply for that.
tim walz
This is a good start to the conversation.
I 100% believe that Senator Vance hates Ethiopia.
elijah schaffer
They matter more than us.
tim walz
And it breaks your heart.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, I agree with that.
I carry a gun.
tim walz
That's not far enough.
elijah schaffer
A black crowd.
I'm not even joking.
I've been a victim in multiple people.
tim walz
In Finland and seen some Finnish schools.
unidentified
I'm going to beat up at gunpoint everyone and say, I don't want to have this happen.
Even though they have a high gun ownership rate in the country.
tim walz
There are reasonable things that we can do to make a difference.
It's not infringing on your second.
The idea to have some of these weapons out there, it just doesn't make any sense.
Kamala Harris, as an attorney general, worked on this issue.
She knows that it's there.
No one's trying to scaremonger and say we're taking your guns.
But I ask all of you out there, do you want your schools hardened to look like a fort?
Is that the problem?
Let's talk about the Muslims that are stabbing people in the streets because they can't get out of the countries around the world that their children aren't practicing these types of drills.
They're being kids.
We owe it to them to get a fixed problem.
breanna morello
They can't find any weapon if they want to shackle.
tim walz
You can still keep your firearms, and we can make a difference.
We have to.
unidentified
That's a lot.
tim walz
If you're listening tonight, this breaks your heart.
norah odonnell
Senator.
jd vance
Tim, first of all, I think that your 17-year-old witnessed a shooting.
I'm sorry about that.
tim walz
And I appreciate it.
jd vance
Christ have mercy.
It is awful.
I appreciate what Tim said actually in Finland because I do think it illustrates some of English next time.
Frankly, weird differences between our own country's gun violence problem and Finland is, okay, first of all, we have way higher rates of mental health abuse or mental health substance abuse.
We have way higher rates of depression, way higher rates of anxiety.
We unfortunately have a mental health crisis in this country that I really do think that we need to get to the root causes of because I don't think it's the whole reason why we have such a bad gun violence problem.
But I do think it's a big piece of it.
Another driver of the gun violence epidemic, especially that affecting our kids, it doesn't earn as many headlines, but is the terrible gun violence problem in a lot of our big cities.
Isn't it from CIA for the bad guys out of the way and take gun offenders off the school?
I think there's a whole host of things that we can do here.
unidentified
But I do think that we've got to talk about more security.
norah odonnell
Thank you, Governor, and they're previously available.
jd vance
How about they knew about everybody before they went and shot the school?
unidentified
Don't worry about that.
tim walz
I sat in that office with those Sandy Oak practices.
I've become friends with school shooters.
I've seen it.
Look, the NRA, I was the NRA guy for a long time.
They used to teach guns.
breanna morello
I've seen an NRA guy for a long time.
tim walz
I'm of an age where my shotgun was in my car so I could pheasant hunt after football practice.
Put the shotguns in movement.
And several things I want to mention on this is talking about cities and like protect the Second Amendment, protect your children.
breanna morello
Maybe when the government can't nudge it.
margaret brennan
Thank you, Nora.
When they buy the guns for you and they start grooming you and how to use the guns and all that kind of stuff, there's a shortage of more than 4 million homes in the United States, and that contributes to the high housing prices.
Governor Walls, the Harris campaign promises a $25,000 down payment assistance for first-time homebuyers and a $10,000 tax credit.
They also promise to build 3 million new homes.
Where are you building these homes and won't handing out that kind of money just drive up prices higher?
tim walz
First, let me say this: the issue of housing.
And I think those of you listening on this, the problem we've had is that we've got a lot of folks that see housing as another commodity.
It can be bought up, it can be shifted, it can be moved around.
Those are not folks living in those houses.
Those of you listening tonight, that house is a big deal.
I bought and owned one house in my life.
My mom still lives in the house where I was.
And when I think of a house, I'm thinking of Christmas services after Midnight Mass where you go with your family.
We need to make it more affordable.
And one of the things, as I said, this program that the vice president is pushing forward and bringing a new way of approaching this is something we're doing in Minnesota from that leap.
We in the state invested in making sure our housing was the biggest investment that we'd ever made in housing.
unidentified
It starts to make sure that some of the red tape.
tim walz
We can't do it at the federal level.
unidentified
But local folks.
tim walz
It's easier to build those homes.
And then that down payment assistance.
I can tell all of you out there.
Certainly using the GI Bill was one thing.
But a veteran's home loan, the big thing about a veteran's home loan is you don't have to pay the down payment.
Those are things that make it there.
Now, look, you're going to pay it back, and you're going to pay your mortgage.
Those are things that we know in the long run, the appreciated value of the money.
I will give Minneapolis an example.
Minneapolis is the one city where we've seen the lowest inflation rates.
We've seen a 12% stock because we put some of these things in.
And we're implementing a state program to make sure we get some of that down payment assistance.
We get it back from people.
Because here's what you know.
People with staple housing end up with stable jobs.
breanna morello
They don't eat badges.
tim walz
They're not with stable housing, have their kids able to be able to get to school.
All of those things.
earl gray
This guy says ownership.
unidentified
We're saving our money and call them to find some common ground in.
tim walz
But we can't blame immigrants for the only reason.
That's not the case today in many cities.
unidentified
Media matters.
We're going to ban that guy.
Yeah, media matters.
tim walz
But we can make sure that the government kickstart and create that base.
margaret brennan
Governor, your time is up for scarce homes.
jd vance
It's one of the most significant prices in the country.
unidentified
That's why we have massive home prices.
I've had a lot of people who are going to be able to do that.
I'm going to start calling it a lot of people.
I Why are the debate even if we're going to make housing?
earl gray
Remember, you were talking about that shotgun you owned earlier?
unidentified
By the way, so right now, we're like a group in college.
He's working on a group project and she's doing all the work.
earl gray
And they wanted to know the research.
jd vance
Drill, baby, drill.
One of the biggest drivers of housing costs aside from illegal immigration.
If the drug drivers are paying $45 more for diesel, then the law is delivering to the job site to build a house.
unidentified
It's also going to become a lot more expensive.
jd vance
Open up American energy.
You will get immediately.
unidentified
I think it's a little bit relief to American citizens.
Might as well keep it right there.
I thought if Granny can still hear, do you want to answer that?
earl gray
This guy says every five years.
margaret brennan
Governor, we will get to you in a moment, but Senator, where are you going to get to the next step?
earl gray
Let me turn down the volume on the debate.
unidentified
We probably have low priorities.
We have a lot of public domain use for anything.
breanna morello
This should be the highest priority for the future.
jd vance
We should have to build a lot of housing.
unidentified
I mean, you're wrong.
We're not constantly.
jd vance
We have a lot of land that could be used for a lot of Americans that need to be able to do that.
We should be keeping out illegal immigrants.
Do we move and we should be building more homes for the American citizens?
unidentified
That'd be more interesting than listening to our lives.
margaret brennan
I do want to let you respond to the allegation that the vice president is already in with high brands.
tim walz
I guess we agreed not to fact check.
I'll check is that circumstances are down compared to an electronic circumstance.
unidentified
Can we take this?
tim walz
Because this is the last question.
Are we going to drill and build houses in the same federal land?
elijah schaffer
Can you answer land?
tim walz
These are really important pieces of land.
Now, Minnesota doesn't have a lot of federal lands.
unidentified
I know the Western part has a lot of folks.
tim walz
There's not a lot of federal land in and around the country.
earl gray
Can you attack him like personally?
There's something crazy about it.
tim walz
I don't understand the federal lands issue unless we see this.
And I worry about this as someone who cares deeply about our national parks and our federal landscape.
Minnesota, we protect these things.
We've got about 20% of the world's fresh water.
These lands protect.
They're there for a reason.
unidentified
Look at that.
tim walz
Again, this is where we view housing.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty good.
tim walz
And we view these things as commodities.
Anyway, there's a chance to make money here.
jd vance
Let's take this federal land and let's sell it, especially illegal immigration and housing prices all about the city.
That's not the entire drive.
unidentified
We have a trusted housing crisis.
jd vance
It's also the regulatory regime of Kamala Harris.
Look, we are a country of builders.
We're a country of doers.
We're a country of explorers.
But we increasingly have a federal administration that makes it harder to develop our resources, makes it harder to build things, and wants to throw people in jail for not doing everything exactly as Tomali.
unidentified
And listen to me.
jd vance
We have a lot of people who would love to build rooms who are able to build homes.
Actually, I agree with Tim Waltz.
unidentified
We should get out of this idea of housing as a commodity.
jd vance
The thing that has most turned housing into a commodity is giving it away to millions upon millions.
We have no legal right to be here.
tim walz
What are the federal regulations?
I deal with this as a governor.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, you can very quickly perspective.
tim walz
I get this governor's debate.
unidentified
And I don't necessarily need to do something in some cases.
tim walz
Many of them are state.
I don't know which ones are federal, but I think whenever we talk about regulations, people think they can get rid of them.
I think you want to be able to get out of your house in a fire.
I think you want to make sure that it's fireproof and those types of things.
So which are the regulations?
Because the vice president's not responsible for those.
Congress writes those.
margaret brennan
Governor, thank you.
Gentlemen, we have a lot to get through.
You're passionate about the housing crisis, I can tell.
But, Nora, thank you.
norah odonnell
One of the top problems facing Americans is the high cost of health care.
Senator Vance, at the last presidential debate, former President Trump was asked about replacing the Affordable Care Act.
In response, he said, I have concepts of a plan.
Since then, Senator, you've talked about changing how chronically ill Americans get health insurance.
Can you explain how that would work?
And can you guarantee that Americans with pre-existing conditions won't pay more?
I'll give you two minutes.
jd vance
Well, of course, we're going to cover Americans with pre-existing conditions.
In fact, a lot of my family members have gotten health care.
I believe, you know, members of my family actually got private health insurance, at least for the first time, switched off of Medicaid onto private insurance for the first time under Donald Trump's leadership.
And I think that a lot of people have criticized this concepts of a plan remark.
It's very simple common sense.
I think it's Tim Wall's nose from 12 years in Congress.
You're not going to propose a 900-page bill standing on a debate stage.
It would bore everybody to tears, and it wouldn't actually mean anything because part of this is the give and take of bipartisan negotiation.
Now, when Donald Trump was actually president, and again, he has a record to be proud of, prescription drugs fell in 2018 for the first time in a very long time.
Under Kamala Harris's leadership, prescription drugs are up about 7 percent.
Under Donald Trump's entire four years, they were up about 1.5 percent.
He introduced pricing transparency.
You think about health care: you go into a hospital, you try to buy something, and nobody knows what it actually costs.
That price transparency will actually give American consumers a little bit more choice and will also drive down costs.
And we talked about the reinsurance regulations, is what I was talking about.
Look, Donald Trump has said that if we allow states to experiment a little bit on how to cover both the chronically ill but the non-chronically ill, it's not just a plan.
He actually implemented some of these regulations when he was president of the United States.
And I think you can make a really good argument that it salvaged Obamacare, which was doing disastrously until Donald Trump came along.
I think this is an important point about President Trump.
Of course, you don't have to agree with everything that President Trump has ever said or ever done, but when Obamacare was crushing under the weight of its own regulatory burden and health care costs, Donald Trump could have destroyed the program.
Instead, he worked in a bipartisan way to ensure that Americans had access to affordable care.
It's not perfect, of course, and there's so much more that we can do, but I think that Donald Trump has earned the right to put in place some better health care policies.
He's earned it because he did it successfully the first time.
norah odonnell
Governor?
tim walz
All right, here's where being an old guy gives you some history.
I was there at the creation of the ACA, and the reason it was so important is I come from a major health care state, home of the Mayo Clinic, home to Medical Alley, 3M, Medtronic, all of those.
We understand health care.
It's why we're ranked first on affordability and accessibility and quality of health care.
And so, what I know is, under Kamala Harris, more people are covered than they have before.
And those of you listening, this is critical to you.
Now, Donald Trump all of a sudden wants to go back and remember this.
He ran on the first thing in his presence.
unidentified
This is the commentary we've all asked.
tim walz
In 1981, he tried to sign an executive order to repeal the ACA.
unidentified
He signed on to our lawsuit to repeal the Elijah Schaefer show.
tim walz
And he would have repealed the ACA had it not been for the courage of John McCain to say that.
earl gray
Now, fast forward, what is he reading off the teleprompter?
tim walz
You lose your preexisting.
unidentified
What is he reading off the bottom of the city?
tim walz
If you're sitting at home and you got asthma too hard, if you're a woman probably, he's dirty football to kick you out.
Your kids get kicked out when they're 26.
Kamala Harris negotiated drug prices for the first time.
michael mendoza
I say Kamala Harris.
tim walz
Medicare.
We have 10 drugs that will come online, the most common ones that will be there.
But look, this issue, and when Donald Trump said, I've got a concept of a plan.
unidentified
You've turned it down enough as a teacher.
Senator Vance just explained worse than a concept.
tim walz
Because what he explained is pre-Odomicare.
And I'll make this as simple as possible because I have done this for a long time.
What they're saying is if you're healthy, why should you be paying more?
michael mendoza
Maybe it's a fairly good idea.
tim walz
So what they're going to do is let insurance companies have picked your day insured because guess what happens?
You pay your premium insurance.
earl gray
Just avoiding questions.
That's why you're not going to have to pay out these non-anstuffs.
tim walz
But those of you a little older, gray, you know, got cancer, you're going to get kicked out of it.
That's why the system Kamala Harris will protect the ACA.
norah odonnell
Governor, thank you.
Senator, you have not explained.
unidentified
I'm trying to understand when the staff is poorly around what?
elijah schaffer
Last election.
This is only healed debate.
jd vance
Now we have these bullshit lines right now that protect people's free existing conditions.
unidentified
We're watching those ring, but we also want to.
elijah schaffer
It's not like, hey, what do you what?
It's like, the question is, what would your policy go to watch Israel?
And then you go.
And then it's like, you, no, you did this.
No, you guys did this.
unidentified
You debate and you go back and forth with a lot of rebuttal each other.
No, now you've got to address that.
jd vance
It's like I was still waiting for them to kiss.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Like, I was actually covering it.
And by the way, people used to kiss you.
People used to do something.
And then now they're like, oh, we have to have all of the core claims.
You can't talk over each other even if it's the worst thing in the world.
earl gray
But also, they're trying to suck up for the guy that they're running with.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, of course.
earl gray
So it's like, you're like, ah, this guy did.
jd vance
It's a great program from a Democratic program.
So that's true.
A lot of what's going on.
breanna morello
There's so many ways you could win this debate by playing football with Tim Wall's guy.
It's just not the way to win those debates.
This is boring.
This is not combative.
This is not pushing back in the narrative.
unidentified
If you are on a corporate media outlet from administration, it's not turned that we've seen it go up.
breanna morello
You can say the truth, which they normally will not allow and not get any pushback because they can't edit it.
unidentified
And Republicans tooth and nails are not talking over people's polite culture.
elijah schaffer
No, even watch the debates that go on in talking to the university.
They rip a new one.
And there's a lot of attacks, too.
We obviously don't want to go into personal attacks in like where we get people.
You don't want to go too far into people's lives.
But at least, like, you know, going in there and be like, Waltz, you know, clearly if you're going to run the country the way that you walk into a rally, you know what I mean?
Like, that makes everyone uncomfortable.
Like, you know what I mean?
earl gray
Get into it.
elijah schaffer
Then he'd be like, hey, says the guy wearing Maybelline pipeliner.
You know what I mean?
Says the emo kid.
And why doesn't JD Mash just come out and just pull out a guitar and start?
tim walz
Well, I don't want to buy into Medicare.
elijah schaffer
Stabby Ribby.
He has actually had a band called Stabby Ribs Stabs Down.
earl gray
Stabby Ribs Stab Down.
elijah schaffer
It's a very melancholy band.
tim walz
Look at American history.
elijah schaffer
I should say.
norah odonnell
I apologize.
We're out of time.
unidentified
By the way, every time that we start talking, we gain viewers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, how about we just keep talking over these churches?
Yeah, actually, I agree.
margaret brennan
In the world without a national paid leave program for new cities.
unidentified
I can't remember if it's still questions.
Governor Walls, you said that if you're not going to be able to do that, of course, the most important question was in the very beginning, which is Israel.
earl gray
I think we cut it out of the way yet.
What are you guys going to do for Israel?
I love Israel so much.
It's the best country in the world.
I love it.
Tel Aviv.
Gay guys kissing each other.
Better than ever.
unidentified
This is what I said.
Actually, Nicole Keller just said this concrete punch sucks.
elijah schaffer
This is my summary of the debate right now.
tim walz
Great picture, huh?
We're home.
breanna morello
Imagine being someone who has not yet decided.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
It's really crazy.
I'm glad that I have when I decided that I couldn't get medical insurance.
I at least had the wellness company emergency medical kits at TWC.health slash offensive.
What an amazing chime there.
Make sure that you checked it out.
It was a cue to put up the lower third.
unidentified
I have no idea which one it is.
tim walz
Hey, Mario.
elijah schaffer
At TWC, it's really great to know with all the antibiotics, you need $30 off at TWC.helf slash offensive.
Thanks for bringing that up, Brianna.
That was a really interesting point.
unidentified
Thank you, Brian.
breanna morello
Talk about what it does for SDs.
tim walz
That's how you become a pro-business person.
elijah schaffer
And if you happen to be a vice presidential candidate, then you make out the other one and do gay stuff and get rid of your SEDs with emergency medical kits.
earl gray
Trap included.
Trap is included in the kits that you can get.
Oh, can you go down on your AIDS if you get any?
michael mendoza
Can we get a one-time chat if you want us to kill the debate?
unidentified
Because you can't get it.
elijah schaffer
You want someone to kill the vice presidential candidates.
We're not condoning that.
michael mendoza
We're not in Minecraft.
elijah schaffer
We're not condoning that.
earl gray
Tim Wald said he had a chance to do it.
elijah schaffer
We're not condoning that.
No, we're not condoning wealthy.
Saying, but they are trying to kill a lot of the presidential candidates, and I feel like we're getting in a point where we're seeing that.
Only one of them is getting almost killed for all of us.
So, I feel like it was the chat.
unidentified
If you want to kiss the presidential candidate, number three, if you want to go to the business, join the Hangout session.
elijah schaffer
Of course, and number four, which is what I like, you hope that an assassin kills the inside because that's how I feel.
unidentified
Number three, if you want to shoot me in the head and JD Vance to kiss our parents, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
We don't condone that.
We don't condone that.
tim walz
And we have kiss to make up to be able to.
earl gray
Three's in the chat, the kiss to make people put 12 in the chat.
tim walz
We were listed as the best state, we're still in crisis.
elijah schaffer
Without this no twos, no one wants the Fed post.
There is a couple.
tim walz
You guys are all going to jail in Hampshire.
Make it easier to have the children that you want.
earl gray
The views went up.
elijah schaffer
The views went up.
unidentified
Wait, we talked.
michael mendoza
The views go up.
margaret brennan
The views went up.
earl gray
Interesting.
margaret brennan
For how long?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no, number two.
Hey, I didn't say you had to choose number two.
That was an option of what you're thinking.
unidentified
And a good thing if someone puts the people choose the family.
michael mendoza
Ryan Ruth was in some kind of interview or something.
It was like a piece of money.
breanna morello
He's getting commercial, too.
unidentified
It was a piece of money.
michael mendoza
NAFO people, which is like the people in America who support Ukraine.
jd vance
I think this is a good idea.
michael mendoza
Like Ryan Ruth was in that sport because he was known for that.
People killed the debates because we're talking over it already.
jd vance
I feel like.
michael mendoza
It's kind of outlived its usefulness at this point.
breanna morello
Let us know if you're interested in any of this.
unidentified
They are.
I mean, there's a lot of people who have a lot of money from the federal government.
jd vance
These programs only have one kind of child care for the future.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, something is wrong with children.
unidentified
We lose people and everyone's like Rumble with family.
breanna morello
Well, right now, good folks over there.
unidentified
And the way that makes the most sense to be any of those things.
breanna morello
They're watching.
jd vance
We want to get away from that.
breanna morello
So I'm sure there's an issue when we get to it.
elijah schaffer
They're fantastic.
Also, because look, everyone who posted number two on that question, you should ban them from the campaign.
These are dangerous people.
I love that.
It's like, hey, it's like one in the chat.
unidentified
Two in the chat, if you want to kill these people, people don't have a chance.
However, choosing Mike's deleting his two care for their kids.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't ever do that.
jd vance
Let me go back.
elijah schaffer
Rumble Rick is in there.
He's like, I'm number three.
I'm number three.
margaret brennan
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Still number four, though.
Which again reminding me of number four is you want an assassin to kill you after watching this film.
So I want to be able to.
margaret brennan
We'll spend nearly as much as they do on housing.
breanna morello
So pretty boring.
margaret brennan
So I want to get your thoughts on this.
breanna morello
It might get juicy, though.
michael mendoza
I mean, so it's almost done.
We have to have a few more random people.
unidentified
Wait it out.
margaret brennan
Relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kinds of numbers we'll be taking in.
Is President Trump committed to the $5,000 per child tax credit that you have described?
You have one minute.
jd vance
Well, what President Trump said, Margaret, I just want to defend my running mate here a little bit.
michael mendoza
Oh, this is why we're waiting for all that.
jd vance
We're going to be taking child tax money by penalizing companies for shipping jobs overseas and penalizing countries who employ slave laborers and then ship their products back into our country and undercut the wages of American workers.
It's the heart of the Donald Trump.
breanna morello
That's the VP debate.
You cut their laws.
unidentified
Cut taxes for businesses.
jd vance
They're hiring and building companies in the middle of the day.
elijah schaffer
This guy pizza faggot said Elijah is a testament that you're not going to be able to do that you don't have to be smart or funny.
jd vance
Interesting overseas.
unidentified
Just keep posting your garbage and eventually you'll get what President Trump is saying.
Yeah.
jd vance
Bringing us additional revenue.
elijah schaffer
That's actually the nicest thing anyone said about the show.
I like paying family leaders.
jd vance
We're on the cheery care options that are viable and working for a lot of American families.
elijah schaffer
Someone said he loves emphasizing penalized.
margaret brennan
Can you clarify how that solves the child care shortage?
jd vance
Well, because as Tim said, a lot of the child care shortages, we just don't have enough room to get ultimate.
elijah schaffer
I need an Iranian missile to blow up.
And then whenever it's true.
And I disagree with that.
tim walz
Someone goes, you know, imbalance on this.
elijah schaffer
It's 100% true.
tim walz
What do you do about it?
elijah schaffer
If they ask me, someone says about you, what he's talking about.
tim walz
So we agree to all of the hate on scholarships.
elijah schaffer
And I want to reiterate that again.
unidentified
Anything about me on the internet is true.
elijah schaffer
You're not going to know that with these tenants.
unidentified
Anyway, two walls, tomorrow's kids.
tim walz
They did not get the money to pay for that.
There are $4,000 in the whole sporting school.
That's his alma mater.
elijah schaffer
Yes, look at Rumble keeps freezing in real time.
tim walz
Those members of Congress, I can't believe they're not.
When I go to the United States, they'll talk about taxes sometime.
unidentified
If these two people lead with child care, I think the news will go with power.
tim walz
Especially in a state like Minnesota, we can't do it.
unidentified
If they meet in the middle of some time, they're going to be a public workforce.
earl gray
Israel or something like that like that.
norah odonnell
We need a billion dollars to send a state of democracy.
unidentified
I think that's an issue for democracy.
It's tax temperature.
norah odonnell
Well, now for the 2020 election, President Trump's campaign and other people.
michael mendoza
This started at 9, right?
norah odonnell
Or when did it start testing the report?
breanna morello
We're putting it on that you want to do.
norah odonnell
President Trump is bashing someone for legally challenging and said there was no widespread fraud.
The governors of every state in the nation, Republicans and Democrats, certified the 2020 election results and sent a legal slate of electors to Congress for January 6th.
The people saw the FBI that called it that Lutheran said the last presidential election.
breanna morello
The governor certified the police.
norah odonnell
All those alternatives called me and said that we're getting a bunch of unconstitutional fraud and illegal.
breanna morello
We're not allowed to put you again.
norah odonnell
They're setting a challenge this year's election results.
breanna morello
The governor's favorite is the same.
Even he just heard her say the governor's certified election.
norah odonnell
I'll give you two minutes.
jd vance
Well, Laura, first of all, I think we're going to still have a future.
We need to figure out how to solve the inflation crisis caused by Connell Harris's policies, make housing affordable, make groceries affordable, and that's what we're focused on.
I want to answer your question because you did ask it.
Look, what President Trump has said is that there were problems in 2020, and my own belief is that we should fight about those issues, debate those issues peacefully in the public square.
And that's all I've said, and that's what Jason Trump has said.
He said that on January the 6th, the protesters ought to protest peacefully.
If January 6th was left the White House, of course, unfortunately, we have all of the negative policies that have come from the Harris Biden administration.
I believe that we actually do have a threat to democracy in this country, but unfortunately, it's not the threat to democracy that Kamala Harris and Tim Wolf want to talk about.
It is the threat of censorship.
It's Americans casting aside lifelong friendships because of disagreements over politics.
It's big technology companies silencing their fellow citizens.
Censorship at an industrial scale.
She did it during COVID.
She's done it over censorship at an industrial scale.
She did it during COVID.
She's done it over a number of other issues.
And that to me is a than that protesters should peacefully protest on January the 6th.
norah odonnell
Governor?
unidentified
So true.
tim walz
Well, I've enjoyed tonight's debate, and I think there was a lot of commonality for mispeaking on things.
And I think I might have with the senator.
jd vance
But he too, may have one.
tim walz
There's one, though, that this one is troubling to me.
And I say that because I think we need to tell the story.
Donald Trump refused to acknowledge this.
And the fact is, is that I don't think we can be the frog in the pot.
unidentified
So we're currently talking about chicken and he sent in a great company called Factor.
tim walz
140 police officers were promoting that.
unidentified
No, I don't even know what to do.
tim walz
Some of the American people separated.
And it wasn't just you.
unidentified
The microwave meals that come from the city of the United States.
A group gathered on the state capital grounds in St. Paul.
tim walz
And they said, we're marching next week, and they're pretty good.
unidentified
Maybe Kettle sponsors the show, but the only person is rushing that crime.
I will be describing the flavor because You're converting to mukbang now.
elijah schaffer
Mike Pants be the right thing.
Imagine they do the wrong type of content for the event.
Like the VP.
unidentified
Pe stream mukbang moment.
elijah schaffer
Where are you watching the debate and eating all the democracies?
unidentified
That actually would ironically be a lot more entertaining than that.
tim walz
That's what was at stake here.
unidentified
Now, the thing I'm most concerned about is the idea that mukbang $1,000 worth of obscure chain like Carl Jr.
Like $1,000 worth of Carls Jr.
tim walz
So I think this issue of settling our differences at the ballot box, shaking hands when we lose, being honest about it, but to deny it.
On January 6th.
earl gray
I'm trying to understand where this guy came.
This guy came from.
The swamp?
unidentified
Well, there are some specialists.
earl gray
Emerge from a swamp.
unidentified
The CCP.
earl gray
How about the CP?
He came from the CPP.
tim walz
I will tell you.
We need to shake hands.
unidentified
It means cheese pizza.
And the winner is a big fan of cheese pizza.
margaret brennan
Senator Vance, did you want to respond to that?
jd vance
Yeah, well, look, Tim, first of all, it's too rich for Democratic leaders to say Trump is a unique threat to democracy when he peacefully gave over power on January the 20th, as we have done for 250 years in this country.
We're going to shake hands after this debate and after this election.
unidentified
It's not winning anybody's opinion of Tom Walsh as the next voice for the business.
earl gray
It changes nobody's mind.
jd vance
So he'll have my best wishes and he'll have my help whenever he wants it.
But we have to remove it.
breanna morello
One thing is the goal here, right?
The goal here is at this point is just to kind of get by and keep the voters you have.
unidentified
No one's watching us.
breanna morello
So don't give the mainstream media a click.
jd vance
And I think that's a lot of people who are not stolen by violence.
Because the Russians have $100,000 worth of Facebook ads.
earl gray
Wouldn't it be more logical to just go in on hand?
unidentified
And if we want to pay attention to the election, say something like that.
breanna morello
Like, hey, you've destroyed this country.
michael mendoza
You know what?
I'm making the call now.
We're cutting the debate.
We're cutting the debate because we're kind of just talking over it right now.
So we can kind of give our thoughts.
I actually do have some thoughts, even though we were kind of just mucking about while the debate was going on.
But Brianna, did you want to go first?
So, I mean, the first thing I want to say is that, you know, JD Vance actually did kind of start off very strong because, you know, one thing I hear about these debates is that it's all about moments.
It's not so much about who's actually right on stuff.
Because obviously, as we know, the moderators will always step in and then they'll say something.
They'll fact check you on something that's disprovably false on their end.
Like, you know, they'll kind of give out the, you know, the establishment's talking point on whatever.
So I actually did really love the part where JD Vance would not back down.
And, you know, I have my opinions on JD Vance.
I don't think he's the best selection.
I don't think a lot of us here believe that he's the best selection, but he did kind of hold firm when he was being interrupted.
So I actually did like that a lot.
Other than that, yeah, like, I mean, you know, I just want to say too, you know, I first got into politics.
I'm 34 right now.
I never voted.
Actually, I still to this day have actually never voted, fun fact.
But even in 2016, you know, I wasn't a Trump fan at the time when he was initially running, but then I came to be a fan of Trump.
And then he was what really got me into politics because he was very entertaining.
It was just, you know, he was a fun guy to watch.
But this is what politics is going to be like after Trump.
So, I mean, honestly, everyone who got into this space in the last eight years, be prepared to live through the rest of your waking hours with this being the discourse on politics and debates in general.
So it's kind of unfortunate.
It's going to be sad to see Trump leave, whether he loses this time or whether he wins this time and leaves in four years.
But this is what they want.
They don't want that overly masculine style of like people talking over each other and talking shit.
This is what they want.
breanna morello
So anyway, but yeah, I think he just continues to miss punches, though, JD Vance.
Yeah, listen, I get it.
There's no such thing as an undecided voter this election.
Like you either know who you're going to vote for or you don't.
So I understand when people are like, oh, well, why is he the punch?
There were so many false statements made throughout the debate so far that they could have pushed back on, but they chose not to.
And I think that's a big issue here.
I think you missed several opportunities.
Number one, the abortion topic.
Why are we still talking about this?
That's what Democrats want you to talk about because they know that a lot of moderates is a topic they're passionate about.
Most Americans do believe that there should be limits, but they do believe in abortion.
And that's the reality behind it.
So those who are super pro-life, I get where you come from.
But the reality of it is, is those, the majority of Americans believe at least three months, according to polls, is valid.
So when we're sitting here negotiating back and forth, talking about, it's pointless.
Walls, for example, is giving you an emotional perspective on all of this.
He's citing names of people who have wanted abortion in Republican states, but they couldn't get one.
And they're saying this for medical reasons.
It's all garbage, but it's meant to pull on the heartstrings of those who are undecided.
End it.
Listen, we've already told you.
It's a state's issue.
That's all we wanted.
We've got what we wanted.
We're not touching this issue anymore.
And end it right there.
But he didn't.
He kept going.
michael mendoza
Well, by the way, that's like the main thing.
So I mentioned this earlier, but maybe people can hear us.
But this is their main attack vector, which is why they bring it up so much.
And, you know, like it's an unfortunate because I mean, even people who are the most pro-life, I mean, they know, and, you know, like maybe, I don't know if you agree with me on this, but I mean, it is a losing issue.
breanna morello
It is.
michael mendoza
Unfortunately.
But I mean, you know, we believe that life starts at conception.
I mean, as a Christian, I believe that at least.
But, you know, it's always going to be a losing issue because, I mean, people have just been so, and I was talking about this, I think, with Elijah maybe two or three weeks ago.
But I mean, literally, I mean, like, it's just insane that every election cycle that one of the main points that we talk about is the legality of killing babies.
Like, it's just kind of, it's just such an absurd, like, idiocracy level of thing that we're like primarily occupying our time and conversation with.
But it's just, you know, it's just crazy that we've got to this point.
But anyway, let's go to the chat.
I want to see what the chat has to say in terms of what they think.
So I think that everyone in here thinks that Vance won for sure.
Yeah.
Just because, you know, by default.
Partisanship.
So I want to hear what people have to say in terms of, I mean, did you think that he blew him out?
If you think that he blew him out, give me a one.
earl gray
Tim Wall Johnson.
unidentified
If you got his asshole blown out, you got to have people on the screen there.
michael mendoza
If you got his asshole blown out, give me a number two.
elijah schaffer
Full split screen.
michael mendoza
It's still flipped.
elijah schaffer
Full screen split.
We'll go there.
michael mendoza
Full screen split?
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
Well, okay.
Well, you know, while Elijah eats, we can talk about this.
But if you think that Tim Walz actually got his asshole blown out by Big Dick JD Vance, give me one in the chat.
If you think it's kind of so-so, give me two.
If you think that Tim Walz kind of hung in there a little bit, he kind of, you know, was able to roll the punches and give me a three.
I'm kind of just interested to see what people have to say.
But I was looking at Polymarket too.
And actually, the kind of the reaction from Polymarket, after the first question, JD Vance shot up a lot, but towards the end of the debate, it kind of just evened out to kind of just like so-and-so with both candidates.
So it's kind of interesting to see what personal opinion, how much it's weighted.
But I mean, you know, again, you know, this isn't like the debates of the past when Trump used to be.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I happen to agree.
So the creamy chicken parmesan is a little bit better than the rosemary chicken.
And the reason why I would say they probably added a little too many calories into the cream sauce, but it's got a good flavor and it's pretty delicious.
There is a little bit of lemon squeeze onto the broccoli, which I could say.
There could have been a little less citrus.
But then again, this was probably cooked by an underpaid black person who couldn't make it in a real restaurant.
So I'm grateful for that.
michael mendoza
Oh, hold on.
I'm getting this right now from the news desk.
270 votes goes to Creamy Parmesan Chicken.
And the new president of the United States of America is Creamy Parmesan Chicken.
Salute, Creamy Parmesan Chicken.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, Brian, thoughts.
michael mendoza
Thoughts?
unidentified
Don't caught me with the creamy stuff.
breanna morello
I differ.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So, but anyway.
breanna morello
I mean, thoughts.
I prefer a home cooked meal.
I don't know.
michael mendoza
I eat factor meals too, but only because it's so easy to track your calories.
Like it's like 600 calories every single time.
And then like, and then you can kind of, I love how we're doing like a long extended ad rate for a company that we don't even work with.
But I actually do unironically use factor.
So what I don't like is like it's like it's literally just like plastic.
Like you're microwaving yourself in plastic, which is, you know.
breanna morello
Just eat more meat, folks.
Eat more red meat, eat more chicken.
michael mendoza
I mean, I've already got so many microplastics in my balls anyway.
I mean, at this point, I'm going to be coming whole action figurines at this point.
So whatever.
elijah schaffer
Question is, though, if you had to choose between watching two gay dudes make out on the screen, which we never got to.
earl gray
Oh, we never got that.
tim walz
Never seen Don.
earl gray
Never gay guys making out on the bottom.
elijah schaffer
But you want the additional version of getting creamed, which was creamy parmesan.
Well, this is when I get my lawsuit from Brianna.
And then he said, yeah, exactly.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Then some guy in the camera.
breanna morello
The audio is breaking up.
unidentified
Yeah, some guy named Carmen.
breanna morello
Sorry, losing your feed.
elijah schaffer
Said, sorry, followed by common sexual comments about their chicken meal.
I love lawsuits, how they read, because it's like, it sounds so ridiculous.
It's like, did you really say we're going to watch two gay guys make out or do you want to get some creamy chicken creamed?
It's like, yes, Your Honor.
It's like, I did say that.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but in my defense, we were watching the debate.
Yeah, it's like, wait, what?
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Case dismissed.
michael mendoza
That makes a lot of sense.
But Case Dismissed, actually.
elijah schaffer
But someone said, not changing my mind.
breanna morello
Oh, so you're not voting for Kamal Harris?
elijah schaffer
Someone said they both lost no win.
When you go to your chat here, let me bring this up.
breanna morello
It's dad.
I think they crashed.
elijah schaffer
It was me.
Oh, everyone crashed out.
breanna morello
I think so.
elijah schaffer
No, you're here.
earl gray
They come though.
elijah schaffer
Brian, we need to flip this stuff back, Brian.
We're not watching the debate, so let's flip the NDIs back.
michael mendoza
Also, I don't know what happened with the framing, but either the framing got messed up or Earl Gray just grew six inches.
Okay, that was it.
Yeah, I think it was your chair.
Yeah, so.
unidentified
Yeah, what an atrocious debate.
elijah schaffer
To those who crashed out.
earl gray
This was gay, and I really tried hard not to listen off to Vance was on the defensive right away.
I'm tired of it.
It's every debate.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
Good point.
elijah schaffer
Someone said everyone got fatter and dumber.
Thanks for tonight's debate.
So one of the crazy things is this is, dude, that's actually one of my favorite tactics.
It's like when people ask you stuff you don't want to know.
I'm going to start just reverting to describing my factor meals.
You know, people are like, so how was your time at Blaze?
Did you like it there?
You know, the creamy chicken is a little bit better than the rosemary chicken.
Why can't you talk?
You have an NDA's things you want to say, Elijah?
You want to explain things to people?
Yeah, you know, they could have added less tomatoes.
Honestly, I could have added less tomatoes.
I do have to say, though, the lemon on the could have been a little bit less.
I want to repeat that because I just want to say it could have been a little bit less.
That's such a good answer, right?
michael mendoza
It's like the new Fifth Amendment.
Instead of pleading the fifth, now you just talk about your factor meals.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
breanna morello
Kind of sponsorship lockdown, though.
elijah schaffer
I actually, they actually might sponsor.
michael mendoza
I'm just getting email right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, not this show.
michael mendoza
Just not this show.
You can stop right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
No, they might actually, they're open to sponsoring the other shows that we want for more news.
Just because they I don't think they really do commentary.
They don't sponsor podcasts, but they would consider doing like a news show.
So I want to actually get them live.
But okay, so on the flip side, this is why people actually watch this show, although no one's watching today.
I'm just kidding.
Actually, there's about a thousand.
There's about a thousand of you guys watching, which is still pretty good.
unidentified
Shout out to that.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, for those of you that are watching, that was a personal dig.
You are nobody.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You think you're alone in the world?
Wait till you see what goes on in my head every day.
When I watch debates like that, you know, it makes me want to re circumcise myself again with a rugged seashell.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I feel like that would be more interesting.
earl gray
Rusty blaze.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It reminds me to make sure that we give hepatitis B shots to children earlier than we do now.
Hopefully we can start moving that into the womb.
No, but I sit around and I just do not understand.
unidentified
I got a hepi suppository.
I was way heavy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Was that the show we were on with you where we were like where I was like, you think that I'm joking about wanting to open up a Holocaust amusement park, but the purpose of it is to show genocide and gore to kids younger than four since we only show it to them at four.
I want to start showing, my son is never too early.
He's not even two yet.
We've already started showing him death camps.
It's never too early to get them on the take him to the meeting.
It's like my wife's like, we have a Saturday together.
Where are we going?
To the Holocaust Museum.
Our kids are two years.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Cocomelon, the Wiggles?
michael mendoza
No, Schindler's List, obviously.
unidentified
This is inappropriate.
elijah schaffer
You took a shit in this.
This is a sensitive area.
You know, I'm yelling at my son.
This is not time and place to throw a tantrum.
But I just want to say, we need to get this out to younger and younger people.
What I was thinking, though, too, is we may want to add watching this debate into a section of the Holocaust Museum since we're talking about tragedies and mass casualty events.
I feel like I don't even, I feel like I feel like people who died in Storm Helen are actually grateful because they didn't have to live to see this.
This is fun.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
It's not funny.
But this is where we are.
By the way, something got offended on our last show that we opened up with images on our left.
This show is so bad.
We opened up with images of the devastation North Carolina.
Proceeded to get a laugh attack.
Laughed for about 10 minutes until we started crying while there's images of people's lives destroyed.
And the top comment was like, this is the worst show.
Bad taste.
They got offended, which this is the point of the show is to unintend.
Like, they got offended watching the show.
michael mendoza
You're not watching Louder and Crowder anymore, fellas, okay?
elijah schaffer
I don't know why we laughed for dude.
It was so inappropriate.
I was like, guys, we can't stop laughing at this.
This isn't funny.
And then it just kept laughing for like 10 minutes.
breanna morello
I wasn't here for that.
elijah schaffer
But both of my guests were Jewish.
So that's what they do, guys.
When they're not laughing at your tragedies, they're controlling the weather with space lasers.
So that's what the Jews, that's what I want you to learn tonight.
Oh, my God.
breanna morello
I keep having me off camera.
elijah schaffer
Space lasers.
They're doing it.
They cause Hurricane Helene.
That's what they're saying on the news.
Trump is saying it.
That's what Marjorie Taylor Green said, right?
Jewish base lasers.
Something about that.
No, okay, but all this aside, that was a total, that was my rumble rant.
Basically, I got nothing from this, and I was just yippey-apping for about five minutes about nothing because I've got nothing from this debate.
Honestly, I would love to see the master debate at least a little bit more for each other, maybe.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
Master debate.
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
earl gray
Who are they even debating?
I didn't understand a single thing.
elijah schaffer
It's not a debate.
Okay.
This is why everything's fake and gay.
All right.
Who wins?
Fake and gay, right?
Retardation.
earl gray
Gay guys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
Because at the end of the day, they should walk off.
We're in the middle of the stage and just stop making out with each other.
breanna morello
Oh, the making out.
unidentified
No, but it is.
earl gray
Yes, let's see our hard drive.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, anyway, so get back to the making out.
Was there any description of that?
earl gray
No, but they get up in the mail and they start making out and they go, oh, Israel's the best.
I like Israel better than you.
And they start doing that kind of stuff and filling each other up.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, that's how I enacted it.
michael mendoza
Well, then I wouldn't know who to vote for.
Because I'm just like, I love both these guys.
unidentified
I know.
earl gray
He's like, Israel?
Who can I?
john kerry
Why do I vote for?
earl gray
Where do I sign?
elijah schaffer
By the way, during that time, I was starting to think of a new invention and like a way that we could start projecting videos and stuff into the womb so we can start broadcasting atrocity gore videos into babies while they're developing.
I just was thinking if they could start like we could start the tour in the womb, someone said, yeah, start the tour in the womb.
If we can start the tour, it's like life is one giant Holocaust museum and the tour never ends.
That's how it feels, right?
It feels like we're being pranked.
unidentified
And I don't know, Brianna, but that's this is when I, by the way, this is.
michael mendoza
I was purposely keeping her off the screen for this part, by the way.
elijah schaffer
No, I know, I know.
As a courtesy to her, Brianna, what do you think about this?
No, my point is, I'm just, I don't have any more sick burns to rip into these people, but I'm just saying, like, you know, people went through the Holocaust had easy compared to what we just went through.
That's all I'm leaving it.
I'm leaving it there.
unidentified
No more telling me.
earl gray
Did these two guys not make out with each other?
Was it worse than the Holocaust?
Dude, I agree with that.
breanna morello
I'm going to dodge the whole Holocaust just because I just started off on on-air.
elijah schaffer
You can avoid it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and Frank did too, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yes, she didn't see anything, actually.
Helen Keller, she didn't have a word to say.
So we'll just leave it at that.
michael mendoza
That whole thing is so fucking fake, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Helen Keller, not a word out of her.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
It's like, oh, she couldn't talk.
She couldn't read.
She couldn't do anything.
But she was like a raging leftist.
This doesn't make any sense.
elijah schaffer
How about the computer guy, Stephen Hawking?
michael mendoza
Yeah, also fake.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, they answer to a lie.
He's like, dude, you're not saying that.
earl gray
But they all have trans letters.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
That's Grock, yeah.
But didn't they all have- He's got the right answer for- Oh, I'm not going to say that.
earl gray
Didn't they all have- Didn't they all have some type of translator that was translating for them?
Like, Helen Keller had a translator.
Stephen Hawking had a translation translation.
elijah schaffer
See, trans people have been the problem since the beginning.
Transfer translators to transsexuals.
This is not a good start for the trans community, okay?
Helen Keller.
Okay, but my point is, though, the dark humor aside, okay?
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No more comments for Brianna here.
We're going to scare her off from ever coming back on.
michael mendoza
However, I had her booked for Friday, by the way.
However, no escaping.
elijah schaffer
Is she really booked for Friday?
She's like, hell no, I'm not anymore.
But on this, there really is nothing to say but to laugh and to laugh at this kind of stuff.
Yeah, actually.
breanna morello
It's a mix.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you're enjoying the tip with Topo Chico over there, huh?
michael mendoza
Oh, let's go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I got him with Topo Chico.
You ever had Topo Chico?
breanna morello
What is that, Seltzer?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, our views went up right up.
unidentified
Whoa, Topo Chico.
elijah schaffer
I swear, when it was 200, we just started.
We just went under rants about making jokes, and everyone started coming back.
michael mendoza
Topo Chico is like a mouth enema.
Every time I drink it, I feel like it just clears out my entire sense.
It's so carbonated.
It's crazy.
It feels like it just flushed it out your system.
It's really good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it feels almost as nice as two guys making out on a screen during a debate.
You just keep going back to it.
He's like, dude, hey, by the way, don't check what's on his computer.
Who was it that was on my show that just had on their computer something that was like ridiculous?
That was like, they intentionally had the computer in the shot, and it just said, like, the best.
Who was that that just had it?
Was like, look up animal porn or something like that.
It just like was like, no one noticed the whole time.
It said like a giant.
Oh, Kaylin.
Yeah, Kaylin.
I had a guest on, and his shot was in the computer.
So he just put something like terrible on his screen and it was on every shot.
I looked back and I was like, you did it on purpose, huh?
It's like, it's horrifying.
Brianna, our views are skyrocketing right now.
They're going up.
Do you guys want to watch some clips, some highlights, some stuff about this or see what the feedback's going on next as we transition here into...
breanna morello
Let's take a look back at when JD Vance fact-checked the so-called fact-checkers who were supposed to be journalists, but they're human trash.
elijah schaffer
You send that to me?
breanna morello
Yeah, I did.
Check your DMs.
unidentified
All right, I'm going to go in there.
elijah schaffer
So what are your thoughts on this VP debate?
unidentified
All right, here it is.
elijah schaffer
All right, JD Vance took command here.
Here's one of the clips.
Guys, we call this the command strip.
michael mendoza
I want him to take command and the kiss, Tim Walz, but get to the point.
margaret brennan
And just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status.
Temporary protected status.
Well, Margaret, but thank you, Senator.
We have so much to get to.
jd vance
Margaret, I think it's important we have to.
norah odonnell
We're going to turn out of the economy.
Thank you.
jd vance
Margaret, the rules were that you guys were going to fact-check.
And since you're fact-checking me, I think it's important to say what's actually going on.
So there's an application called the CBP OneApp, where you can go on as an illegal migrant, apply for asylum or apply for parole, and be granted legal status at the wave of a Kamala Harris open border wand.
That is not a person coming in, applying for a green card and waiting for 10 years.
unidentified
Thank you, Senator.
margaret brennan
Thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process.
We have so much to get to, Senator.
tim walz
We have so much scumbags.
margaret brennan
Thank you, gentlemen.
We want to have a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm sure that Americans in 1890 were writing laws to protect Haitian migrants to give them legal status.
You know, you had seen that meme.
We talked about it last night.
You know, one person's like, George Washington would have been woke if he was alive today.
And then the other person's like, you would have been a Trump supporter.
And then actually, George Washington, why are there black people eating in restaurants with white people?
earl gray
Do you need slaves?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, that's like, but like, meaning they demonize the founding of this country because this is the really unfortunate truth.
And I, and this is the problem with why Australia has become even gayer than the United States is because, no, it's because like more recently, Australia was set up as a white nationalist country.
It was founded by white nationalists to be a white nationalist haven.
It was in their policy, the white Australia policy.
So people talk, oh, Australia was racist.
Yeah, but it also was one of the best countries in the world, coincidentally, right?
You talk about Rhodesia as well that only allowed white leadership.
That was the number one exporter of grain, of beef, and it was the wealthiest economy and richest country.
South Africa, the same thing with apartheid.
They actually had running electricity, right?
So the problem is, is that when the West was being built, the West was built by their right, a bunch of racist white people.
That's 100% true, okay?
And I think that it's fair.
Like, I don't like how conservatives always like to dismiss the liberals' accusations.
So what they're doing to Vance is they're going, so you're just a racist white person.
AKA, you're somebody who's going to try to build the country.
But I don't think Vance is going to try to do anything.
Everyone who's in office currently is trying to maintain the status quo.
Nothing in that debate was somebody who wants to build, create something new.
And all they're trying to do is to type cast people as what?
The builders of the nations?
Because they're trying to do what?
Destroy the nations, not build them.
So one of the main reasons why they're demonizing racism and all of these things that made the country strong, homogenous, they demonize Christianity.
They demonize patriarchy.
They demonize the family structure.
All of these things that built the nation, they demonize intentionally.
So what is a family?
It's white privilege, right?
It's white privilege.
And what is whiteness?
It's racism.
What is racism?
Evil.
So everything comes back.
Everything that builds it strong is evil.
You don't even hear anybody fighting for what actually will make the country strong anymore because they don't want to say it.
Because if you say what will make the country strong, you will come across what?
Racist.
And men are too much of bitches today.
They care too much about being accepted and their stupid checks from their stupid media companies or whatever they care about to be honest and say, maybe we need to look back.
The people that founded the country, the people that have built policies that have made our country strong, the manifest destiny from Andrew Jackson on.
And, you know, Andrew Jackson was a very immoral guy.
He was having, people say he was having orgies in the White House.
I don't, I wasn't there.
You can ask Biden, apparently, we found out he was young, but he was there.
But these guys were crazy, right?
This was before they even had a fence around the area.
They just let the commoners in.
Andrew Jackson used to just let people in from the United States and have parties and just get them drunk on their own taxpayer dollars.
Like, that's crazy shit.
That's the Manifest Destiny people.
And now we're demonizing the people who had a vision for the country.
I'm going back and I'm reading what they wanted for the nation.
We are a smokescreen of that.
And quite frankly, if we're ever going to get back to what we need to do, we're going to have to be a little bit mean to people.
And again, we're going to have to tell some women no.
But since now we tell women, all women, you know, they can't be wrong ever.
There's some weird idea now in culture.
Even these women, like they have such a chip on their shoulder.
Like, look, Tim Waltz is a bitch.
And you look at him, you know, and he talked about how it's so great to take second fiddle to a woman.
No, lead fucking women.
Go fucking be a husband.
Your wife looks like a psycho crazy whore.
Like she, have you seen her?
unidentified
She looks like Eugene Carroll.
elijah schaffer
She looks like a crack out.
But I mean, like, everyone needs to stop being a little bitch.
It's like, oh, what about being, you know, correct and about, you know, respectful?
No one respects these people.
No one respects our country.
What about having fucking respect for our nation?
What about people caring and looking at American culture going, holy shit, I want to live there?
That is a great nation.
We are a joke.
And we're being led by two little bitch boys who are on stage talking about nothing.
It's like, oh, well, he took command.
It's like, oh, dude, you dude doesn't know how to order donuts.
Like, I'm just saying, like, it's, and, you know, and by the way, I say that because, you know, public schools now in now in your books and most districts, you can't even show if you went hunting.
You can't show like a dead turkey or a dead animal in your yearbook if you want to have a senior page because it might offend people.
It's like, don't you even serve fucking beef burgers in the in the kitchens?
You can serve beef at school, but people are afraid to know how the meat comes to their table.
Like, to me, everyone's a pussy today.
We deserve what we get.
These are the people that were presented because they're a reflection of the populace.
Nobody's going to deport anybody.
The moment they put one little video up of a Mexican woman crying with her kid being separated, Republicans will shut it down too.
On abortion, Republicans are the same as Democrats.
On the economy, they're the same.
We're now both patriotic.
They're now saying Trump was the one who killed the bill for immigration.
The average person thinks they're the same on immigration.
We deserve this failure.
And that's what I was going to say today.
We deserve this because we're sending, what, eight and a half billion dollars to Israel and another several billion dollars to Ukraine while Biden's saying we have no more money or funds to send to North Carolina.
We deserve this shit.
And if anyone bought into that and believed that that was a real thing other than a spectacle, it was pathetic.
And I never found out what the brand of eyeliner he used.
So I'm pissed.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, you know, to sum up everything that you just said, we have to go back, number one.
But number two, the West has fallen and billions must die.
Upnatural causes.
Upnatural causes.
I'm not saying to do anything to anyone.
I'm saying five natural causes.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, World War III just started.
If I see another creator say that World War III started over the most minor thing, I'm going to watch a debate, which means I'm going to kill myself.
unidentified
I'm going to watch it by the way.
michael mendoza
I just got a notification from Tim Poole.
Oh, never mind.
He posted a kickflip clip.
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
Okay, maybe you disagree with me, but I just, my whole point is, is that all we talk about, to summarize that, is to demonize the people of the past because they actually built the country.
And I love that humor where the guys said they say racists built this nation.
Well, at least they were building it.
You know, maybe we should.
Maybe we should bring back some of that racism if it does something else.
The point is, this progressive communism that we have where everybody's ideas matter, everybody's involved in the voting system, it's not working.
It's not going to work and we're going to collapse.
And with the more immigrants that we're bringing in, this nation is not going to recover.
Like, you can't recover this.
That's my personal opinion because I've looked at history of any nation that has tried to manage this sort of open democracy.
It's failing in every Western country that it's post-World War II, liberal democracy is a failure.
And it cannot, whatever we created after World War II is not going to work.
That's my, that's what I believe.
I believe that Trump can slow it down, but I do not think there's any stopping this because I don't think the government is run by elected officials.
I think there's bureaucrats put in place that really do run our agencies, CIA, FBI, and there's nothing you can, Trump doesn't control them.
breanna morello
Well, yes.
elijah schaffer
Like, you know what I'm saying?
They do whatever the, they do whatever they want.
breanna morello
Whatever they want.
And we see time and time again where people are put into his cabinet positions and he doesn't actually vet them personally that they're installed.
And that's the problem he's had since day one.
But I have to say, you know, we're watching our country completely spiral out of control.
And like you said, Elijah, I don't see an opportunity for those who are bold and brave enough to step in and slow this down at this point.
I think we're just going to keep speeding it up.
I think President Trump, although he's a great plan of mass deportations, I don't think it's realistic when he talks about that.
I don't think it's realistic.
I think the reality is JD Vance is someone who was picked for a reason.
He didn't like President Trump.
I don't think his perspective on that has changed.
He just kind of knows what to say, how to maneuver in these situations.
I think it's heartbreaking to sit here and pretend like those who are importing into our country can actually contribute to our country.
They take the lowest paying jobs, the low-grade jobs, and they're unable to participate in our country, our democracy.
And it's not racist to say that.
If you look at the IQ maps all the time, you'll see that we're literally importing everyone from countries that are not intelligent.
They don't have basic, they don't have a basic education.
They can't speak our language.
They don't want to speak our language.
We have to adapt to them.
And I think that's heartbreaking in itself.
But, you know, we're watching our country spiral out of control, and it's for a reason.
You know, once we lose the U.S. and this whole world, it's done.
It's over.
We are the last defense mechanism to fall into globalism.
And we're watching as they're penetrating every single level of our government.
unidentified
And Deep State.
elijah schaffer
I just liked how we brought up penetration.
breanna morello
When I said it, I was like, oh, shit.
unidentified
I was like, what'd you say?
breanna morello
The chat with that one.
But no, but seriously, it is infuriating.
I mean, at this point, it's like, why are we continuing to pretend like these people are going to contribute?
Oh, they want the American dream.
We all want the American dream.
We can't afford it.
That's a reality.
If you live in this country, you're an American.
You probably can't afford the American dream because the reality of it is we've all been priced out.
And we're watching as like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are like, oh, we'll give you guys $25,000.
Even Tim Waltz is saying that today.
What they won't tell you is that's going to go to illegals as well.
michael mendoza
Well, also, you heard what Trump said recently, too, about people who are coming on, is it H-1B visas coming from countries that Republicans support that?
Yeah, he's in favor of now stapling green cards to diplomas, which is something that Charlie Kirk was being criticized, what, six, seven years ago by Nick Fuentes.
And now Trump has even adopted that platform.
And as Elijah pointed out multiple times tonight, I mean, you know, Trump is, Trump is now back to the most progressive platform that we've seen from a Republican candidate.
And, you know, back to the abortion thing.
I was thinking about this.
And, you know, because it's a losing issue, as we talked about earlier, I do feel like.
elijah schaffer
We do like to lose, though.
I will say this.
Nobody likes to lose more than conservatives.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
But that's a sad statement.
earl gray
It's just like losing.
michael mendoza
And especially with abortion, but I mean, I feel like we're just on an inevitable crash course to losing on every single thing because, you know, as a lot of people point out, what have conservatives actually conserve?
Nothing.
Because it's like, you know, we're always playing defense.
We're never on the offense.
And, you know, like, so just like that.
elijah schaffer
Somebody was pointing out the fact that, you know, like, for instance, like the cover-up where Helen Keller attacked the USS Liberty.
And that is real.
Someone else.
Someone else overlooked.
earl gray
They never flushed the toilet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they people also say Helen Keller acted and directed in porn.
michael mendoza
I saw that as a check.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
Anyways.
earl gray
I've seen that now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've seen that too.
No, but the point is, is everybody's joking in the chat because I think what it is is that people have lost.
They've literally lost a semblance of hope.
Yeah.
And this is really disheartening for me to say this.
But to those that are not grifters riding Trump's dick, and I have been the most pro-Trump person and I'm not anti-Trump and I've never been on the Ron DeSantis train or anything like that.
It is, there is no hope in Vance and Trump.
It doesn't inspire any hope.
It just allows you to think that perhaps if Kamala gets in, then it means that there is 100% no elections in this country and that there is no checks and balances to the censorship regime that is going to skyrocket.
You know, it's going to become so intense, so difficult.
They'll eventually ban Rumble.
I've already said this too.
And they'll find a way through a monopoly to break up X or to force a sell or to cause some sort of a problem there with either like they'll come after him another way, like kind of like with SpaceX.
So like see SpaceX and make it a public, they'll do something like destroy him.
You'll see that happen now.
Now, Trump can slow that down.
But, you know, Trump plays the progressive card so strong.
And then the copers in the chat will say, dude, he's just undercover.
Dude, you know how many times during the last Trump's term, first term, that I had to listen to fucking Q-tards tell me, no, listen, you don't need to do anything.
The white hats are coming, brother.
The white hats are coming.
And it's like, okay, is this some sort of a kink?
Are we role playing here?
Like a suffering kink or like a trauma kink?
How old were you when you were molested that you accept this level of manipulation and disgusting usury where they come out and they're like, you believed in that?
Look, I didn't fall for Q.
I didn't fall for the vaccines.
I didn't fall for the Ukraine scam.
I didn't fall for the Israel-Gaza war.
I'm not falling for these things.
And the thing is, is with Trump, it's like, that's the same thing.
I'm not ever going to blindly support, you know, and you don't see me being stoked.
And everybody I talked to who was the biggest Trump supporters, the biggest fans, who campaigned, who even maybe someone in the Capitol, everything, all say the same thing is he's cucked now and he's not America first and he has too much investment in the liberal agenda.
He's even talking about his campaign is going to focus is about protecting women.
unidentified
Like that's, that's like such a lame even, that's a Trump?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Trump said.
It's like the focus of his campaign will be protecting women, which is crazy because that's a dumb liberal talking point.
What the fuck does that even?
What policy are you talking about?
It's just liberal pandering.
We're going to protect women.
What the fuck does that mean?
earl gray
Who are you protecting women from?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
michael mendoza
Also, isn't it interesting too that during all the rallies, Trump used to always recite that one poem that's like about like it's like about like a scorpion riding a frog's back over like a river or something.
And then when a scorpion gets like gets like safely over to the other side, he stings a frog and the frog is like, hey, what the fuck?
Like, why'd you just sting me?
And then, and then the scorpion says, and like, you know, I could be in the species wrong, but he says, you knew who I was when you took me in.
And that's kind of interesting because it kind of feels like Trump was a scorpion this whole time because it's like, you know, we knew who he was before.
He was kind of like a shyster a little bit before.
He was like a New York businessman.
And now he's kind of just like seemingly selling out for a check.
And I hope not because, you know, in 2016, he had the right intuitions.
I think he's just listening to a lot of the wrong people.
And he's kind of got, he's kind of let his ego get the best of him now.
So.
elijah schaffer
But Brianna, do you think this is inaccurate?
Like, I'm not trying to be the naysayer and I'm not a Trump critic.
Like, I'm actually not.
And I'm voting for him.
And I'm, I, but it's like, I'm not inspired by hope.
Like, I don't listen to JD Vance and go, yeah, these guys are going to really get a hold of the country and clean house.
And then, because what people are afraid of is the only way to fight this is to get radicalized.
And I mean this.
Like, the right needs to radicalize.
The left is radical.
They've radicalized.
That's why they're gaining ground.
And the right is like, can we just conserve?
Like, I just want to get back in the day when my kid's teacher was a black gay guy.
I don't like this trans shit.
And you're like, like, you know, what is this?
Like, you're trying to conserve 2010.
That's what conservatives are trying to conserve.
2010.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
It's like five years ago.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like, I want to get back to the, like, like someone wrote in the chat, they're like, my uncle believes in flat earth, Bigfoot, that we didn't go to the moon and Q, but the JQ is a bridge too far for him or whatever.
Like, it's like boomers will like Boomer will believe the TV is honest, but won't have an honest conversation about, you know, the money and politics and what's going on.
And I'm not going to go deep into that or talk about that, but I, but I, I, I, I genuinely, genuinely am concerned because I, the people that I know that have been on the money, like all my friends that have been on the money, they didn't fall for any of the scams and they've been bold and blatant about all of the right topics.
It's scary to me now that like Ben Shapiro is pro-Trump.
Like that's when that, when I, whenever Ben Shapiro gets behind something, I'm afraid for our side.
unidentified
Wasn't he the longest time?
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it's like him and Beck and all these people who were never Trumpers are all like, dude, he's the greatest now.
And the one that were all the main Trumpers are going, ugh.
I mean, he's our only option.
And that's not, that doesn't inspire hope.
That's all I'm going to say.
It's like, I was ready to die for Trump back in 2020.
I'm not joking.
I was ready to die.
If I died in the Capitol, I was like, I called my wife when I was in there.
I was like, because they had their guns drawn.
I didn't know what was going to happen.
I go, hey, if we die, we die.
But, you know, like, I'll die documenting for a country that I hoped and believed in.
And I'm not like saying it was some valiant thing, but I didn't know what was going to happen.
Right.
And people did die.
You're like, I don't know.
I just told her, I don't know what's going to happen.
Who knows?
They didn't freak her out.
My point is, fuck no.
I'm not going into a Capitol and filming that shit.
unidentified
Fuck that.
elijah schaffer
Everyone can go get arrested.
I'm not even, I'm not doing shit for, you know, to go document and expose what's going on for Trump.
Like, this is not, what is he going to do?
Move another embassy?
unidentified
You know, like, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Like, there's no, there's no, there's nothing in my life that he talks about or addresses that benefit my life.
It's all about how we're helping the Hispanic community and the black community and black business owners and women.
What about white men?
breanna morello
Yeah.
unidentified
Right.
breanna morello
Yeah, it's divisive.
And I think the problem here also is he's being told by others that he needs to win over moderates.
And that's how you are told to do so is by pivoting to all of this.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you think so?
michael mendoza
That's what Chris Lasserby did and Susie Wiles.
Like, I mean, they've said that verbatim.
I mean, Susie Wiles said that she was less, she was less interested in winning over Chads and Stacy's.
I forgot the exact same thing.
breanna morello
They've already won them.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, yeah, they think that.
I mean, but, and like, I guess that, you know, last election cycle, that was their highest like voting demographic.
But, you know, one thing I was going to say, too, is that, you know, coming from, coming from Chicago, and, you know, I'm half Hispanic myself, as many people may know.
I grew up in the urban community and whatnot.
But like, you know, once I first became a Trump supporter, I felt like I was like the outsider.
I felt like I was like doing something interesting because not a lot of people who look like me or like who came from the same area that I did was a Trump supporter.
But now it's like we're seeing all these like, you know, Amber Rose, Lil Pump, all these like obscure rappers from like New York and stuff who are supporting Trump.
And it's like, this actually kind of makes me not like Trump now.
Like it's like I want like I wanted to actually I want to actually fit in with the white man and what the white man built.
And now it's become the party of Lil Pump.
Like what's going on?
Like it's just like, you know, like I was like, dude, I got a picture with Lil Pump.
elijah schaffer
Like, bro, I, because someone supports Trump, be like, don't you want to win?
Look, I do.
But when people say win it, win at the cost of losing, that's what it feels like.
breanna morello
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is we're winning at the cost of losing.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
So that when we win, there's nothing good.
And I look, and this is a personal statement here.
I won't go into details, so I'm going to get sappy here.
But there was a point in my life where I finally made it.
I finally made it financially, started making really good money, had access to a lot of good opportunities and stuff, but I lost myself and I was really depressed, right?
So I had all the money I could think of, whatever's going on, and I was very unhappy.
And I think when you go through a personal moment like that, where you realize like getting everything the world promises you, but losing your soul, it doesn't mean anything to have it anymore, right?
So it's like if you gain the whole world but lose your soul, then the world means nothing to you because you've lost purpose.
And so on a bigger scale, I feel like that's what's happening.
And then you end up self-destructing and burning yourself.
That's usually what people, that's why celebrities often, you know, kill themselves or they burn out, they get into drugs because you get everything that you wanted.
And I grew up poor.
So I didn't need a lot.
It's just like, I was like, well, I impressed myself.
Then I lost myself.
And so then you arrive without who you are, then you're nowhere.
And that's how it feels with Trump.
Even if we get into office, we're getting somewhere with no identity, no collective value, no standards, and we're just there.
It's like, oh, so we won.
But like nobody who's conservative is going to really get any spot of power because he's already disavowed 2025.
unidentified
He's still in the middle of the day.
And everybody's conservative.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
But no, yeah.
earl gray
That's what you're trying to say, I guess.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm actually, no, that's not what I'm saying.
earl gray
I didn't get it.
elijah schaffer
No, my, my floral craze, like, that's like when Brian's in the background just goes like, what?
In the background?
unidentified
No, but no, what I was saying was it feels like, it feels like Jared Kushner and all that kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not that only.
No, he's pandering.
He's focused on what is he going to get in.
He's giving, he's taking money from big companies, including from the gamblers in Vegas, right?
Didn't he take the Adlison money?
earl gray
I'm not sure.
unidentified
Yeah, no, no, they're like gambling motives.
elijah schaffer
They are Jewish.
They are Jewish, though.
But my point is.
earl gray
Are they Jewish?
elijah schaffer
They are.
But here's, yeah, he's like, Earl Gray's like lost it.
unidentified
He's like, he's going joker mode right now.
elijah schaffer
A couple of shots of water.
unidentified
We're watering.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
But I was going to say, no, it's what I'm saying.
Do you get what I'm saying, Brianna?
It's like when you renege on everything.
So when people say like, oh, reneg on, yeah, reneg on abortion.
It's like, but now I'm reneging on everything on immigration.
Like now we have to have legal immigration.
We can't shut down the border.
I am radical.
So I am saying I want to shut down.
I want a moratorium on all immigration, like for at least a year to figure out what the hell is going on.
And all we get is like, well, we need to expedite legal immigration and build a wall in some areas.
Like, okay, that's not going to do shit.
breanna morello
Yeah, you're teetering in the middle to try to win over people in the middle.
I mean, listen.
unidentified
I hate it.
breanna morello
Once he told us that he was getting ready to build an FBI headquarters, I was pretty much, I mean, I'm still like, oh, yeah, that's what you were saying, the FBI headquarters.
elijah schaffer
He's like, and they deserve a big new campus.
breanna morello
You're like, they raided your home.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
breanna morello
Like, well, what are you, what are you doing?
You went through Milani's closet.
What are you doing?
I mean, they're literally ripping the front doors off of people who trespass allegedly on January 6th.
What are you doing?
Why are we talking about this?
Let's break it all down.
michael mendoza
Yeah, not to destroy it.
Not to mention that the FBI headquarters is like the most, and like, by the way, like, I actually kind of like some brutalist architecture.
Like, I like modern stuff, but the FBI headquarters is like the most soulless building.
And I guess that's only fitting that it belongs to the FBI, but it's just like these like long windows.
It's just concrete.
There's like no character to it.
There's no like semblance of like a former culture that like actually built it.
It's just like cement and then windows.
That's pretty much it.
So it's just, yeah, like, and like, I actually completely forgot about that.
And even before a lot of these things that Trump had come out with recently, I was saying the exact same thing that Elijah was saying is that, you know, like, what's he going to do once he gets back into power if he gets elected?
He's going to move the embassy.
He's going to do a lot of these things for these big money donors.
He's not going to do anything for the people that he was so fervently sticking up for in 2016.
So that's the biggest thing.
elijah schaffer
The FBI headquarters is just like a box, like sort of like this.
It's just rigid on the side, except their box comes with corrupt politicians.
And the wellness company's emergency medical kit comes with amoxicillin, Z-Pax, ivermectin, and other medications that you need.
Plus, they also have an emergency kit that Brianna happens to be too.
It also is shaped like this, too.
Check that out.
Check that out.
That's also, where are you?
Yep.
And it matches her too.
So you can get matching ones.
And you can get that at TWC.health slash offensive for $30 off.
Plus, you can get the travel emergency kit, which is absolutely amazing.
And it's crazy.
It looks just like this, but these are actually more useful than the FBI at TWC.health slash offensive for $30 off.
Make sure you check that out.
And it's like, dude, I just always wrap up.
So think about this.
michael mendoza
Think about this.
elijah schaffer
BBC Gang, Super Chat.
Do you have any more super chats in your thing?
I'm going to offer you a lot of people.
michael mendoza
I have not seen any recently.
It's been a long stream.
We're going on three hours now.
No, no, we got, you know, thank you for shaking with those guys.
unidentified
So anyway.
michael mendoza
Anyhow, chats.
elijah schaffer
No, but do it.
I mean, I'm sorry to say it.
If you want to continue the show, you can, or you can give closing thoughts as well.
breanna morello
Closing thoughts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Go ahead.
breanna morello
Snooze fast a little bit tonight.
Yeah.
But that was kind of expected.
I didn't think it was going to be that entertaining because everybody's a play down the middle.
We'll see.
Will there be a presidential debate again?
Probably not.
michael mendoza
Probably not.
earl gray
It would be nice.
It would be far more interesting than that.
breanna morello
I don't know.
unidentified
If it was even going at each other's throats.
elijah schaffer
Somebody said that their friend bought a wellness kit and got rid of their STDs, which that's not the first time I've heard that.
I don't even think that's a joke.
Honestly, by the way, listen to this, though.
But I'm not even joking.
So they originally got mad at me.
No, listen, they originally got mad at me because it says on there that it, because obviously all this stuff is what they give you to treat chlamydia and all this stuff.
michael mendoza
VPAC.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But here's the deal.
So I originally said it'll cure STDs.
And then everyone's like, they were like, oh, we don't want to focus on that.
And I go, dude, one of the best ways you're going to sell this, somebody's friend gets an STD and they're like, I don't want to go to the doctor.
I don't know what to do.
It's like, dude, just order this kit.
I bet you they could sell a ton of kits by this, this, because what if someone got it on the toilet?
Imagine you got, what's that one you can get at chlamydia?
earl gray
That doesn't happen.
michael mendoza
Yes, it does.
elijah schaffer
There was a huge court case about this too, because this girl tried to get a divorce because they tried to convince her.
The husband was convinced she got the STD from, that she didn't get from the public restroom.
And she was saying I did.
And then they did a whole lie detector test, everything.
And then they came in and the court was like, yeah, no, people regularly are getting chlamydia and other things from toilet seats.
It's not a joke.
I'm not joking.
This is like a real, a real thing.
earl gray
But I was saying.
breanna morello
No, don't engage in premarital sex.
That's my advice in life.
Don't engage in premarital sex.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
earl gray
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
I like that.
Especially sodomizing other men, especially barebacked, was the easiest way because most STDs actually spread through broken blood barriers.
Just letting you guys know that.
And I'm not joking.
It's contact with blood.
unidentified
Two guys that really love each other and they want to kiss on stage.
michael mendoza
It all comes full stage.
All right.
elijah schaffer
You can't fake any of the show and go.
unidentified
Final thoughts.
Final thoughts.
breanna morello
Head over to support.
elijah schaffer
You only go to your page here and put this up.
breanna morello
Supportfree.com if you're willing to donate to my independent journalism career.
We don't talk about what you just heard in the last hour.
Today was a special occasion.
I can't even hold a straight face.
elijah schaffer
A serious show where we talk about serious things.
breanna morello
Wait, dear, we talk about corruption and rape.
elijah schaffer
Dude, what's oh, there we go, let's go!
That's crazy.
We'll have a show like this, and then like the next guest that will come on will be like Father Catherine Robinson.
unidentified
It's like, tell me about turning your life over to Jesus Christ.
elijah schaffer
And the next night's like, rape Groipers sent him $100 said, die, faggots.
You know, like, that's that's this show.
However, it's always been like this.
And unfortunately for us, every network we're on, it ends up working out really well for them.
So they end up keeping it around.
However, the nice thing about this show is that I've given up on the canceling thing.
I don't even care anymore.
I think that it's fake.
I don't think canceling is real.
And like that guy said, I've just said if you keep making content, you're not canceled.
And if you're making content, people will watch it.
If they watch it, you can get advertisers.
And if you have advertisers, you're making a lot of money, at least $48 per month.
So, like, it's not a bad life.
But anyway, final thoughts, Brianna?
Earl?
norah odonnell
Earl?
elijah schaffer
Earl, last thought.
earl gray
And then we'll go to my final thoughts.
michael mendoza
Two men making out on stage.
earl gray
Two guys.
Whoa, we missed this.
The final action.
Two guys making out anything.
michael mendoza
Hey, don't get started on that.
Don't get them started on that.
earl gray
I don't have anything to say against Israel except God bless them and I hope they don't get bomb.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
let's go um yeah that's alright Well, anyway, my name is Mike Mendoza.
You can follow me on Twitter at Mike Mendoza JPG.
Mike Mendoza of the Mike Mendoza Show on Mike Mendoza Network.
So thanks for sticking with us for almost three hours.
This is the longest stream I've ever been on personally.
I can't say the same for everyone.
elijah schaffer
It's not a six-hour Ricada stream, but that was a good idea.
michael mendoza
That's just on the low end of a Ricada stream, by the way, especially when he starts drinking the whiskey.
elijah schaffer
No more, though.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but yeah, no, well, yeah, legally.
elijah schaffer
But yeah, keep going, but I want to just end with another video.
michael mendoza
Well, yeah, so that's pretty much it.
But yeah, you know, if you guys are black pilled, I just want to say that you guys have every right to be because it's going to get worse and you can't even imagine how bad things really even are.
So, but we have a final thought and then we're going to end on this note.
elijah schaffer
So, so, by the way, I just think this is a great video to end in.
Just let you guys know, when they said JD Vance was going to be selected as a VP, I had remembered a video.
I had remembered a video of when he had an appreciation event.
I'm just ending with this and then we're going to close out the show.
This was at, don't put this up yet, but from my understanding, this was at the Zedek Association Appreciation Event held on the 25th of February.
And they did an event to appreciate JD Vance.
And I saw this and went, I love this.
And I want more of this for our country.
Let's go ahead and let's end on a great video.
Thank you to everyone who's on the show tonight.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
It was great.
Full screen, please.
breanna morello
Don't cancel me.
unidentified
What is this?
This is the JD Vance appreciation dinner.
elijah schaffer
I'm not joking.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's JD Vance on the stage.
unidentified
That's how Bob's guy is.
elijah schaffer
He's really good.
I think he's good.
michael mendoza
He's good.
I mean, I just think he's good because he's Jewish, not because of singing.
elijah schaffer
No, I think he's a good singer.
michael mendoza
Well, not too, but.
I just love juice.
unidentified
What?
What?
elijah schaffer
I- America is a movie.
I swear.
Like, it's not real.
You know what I mean?
Like, you see this, you're like, imagine showing this to George Washington.
unidentified
King Joyce and welcoming Senator JD Vance from the great state of Oliver.
Wow.
michael mendoza
All right, guys.
Close map.
I can't do some credit.
unidentified
There we go.
Well, I have so much to say, but first, let me give you a word of gratitude to Rabbi Margaret.
Am I getting that right?
This great organization.
breanna morello
You could read that right.
unidentified
And thanks to all of you for being such a great crowd.
What an incredible welcome to have here in New York.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I know you do a lot of work with folks who have been incarcerated.
earl gray
We've got to get out of the tunnel.
unidentified
We're getting God's channel.
earl gray
Digging around.
I really love what you guys are doing.
unidentified
Maybe they made the wrong decision the first time, but the second time they're going to get it right.
They're going to get it right with all of your help.
So thank you all for what you do for the recently incarcerated, getting it back into society and giving them a second chance.
It's just so, so important.
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