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Oct. 2, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Most INSANE VP Debate Moments.. Plus Banks COLLAPSING?

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Participants
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earl gray
05:35
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elijah schaffer
01:23:47
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michael mendoza
30:21
Appearances
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jd vance
02:47
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tim walz
00:06
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elijah schaffer
Well, we had an amazing debate performance last night.
If you go to my screen right here, JD Vance gave a performance of a lifetime better than anything I can tell my wife after our dates.
Anyway, I can work on my performance.
Everyone was saying what he did was amazing, particularly this stare.
Check this out.
unidentified
It's there for you because I heard people say, Well, I don't want to buy into that.
Wow!
elijah schaffer
Did you see that?
That was, did you see that?
That was crazy.
He like looked at the screen.
michael mendoza
It's like the office, but in real life.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but then he like looked back.
Dude, this guy's the best.
He's the greatest.
Nick, you know what?
I should get onto Twitter and glaze him for the next two days and say everybody who thought this was the wrong pick for vice president is wrong because he's staring at people.
Anyway, it was a very uneventful debate.
That was my whole point.
JD Vance did objectively win in terms of presentation of information, but I want to remind you that the people who are watching this, we have a tweet talking later about a woman said, who do I vote for?
The guy with eyeliner who wants to kill, doesn't want me to kill my unborn kid, or the nice guy who wants to give me free health care.
We are a nation of retards, and so we're not appealing to people of intellect.
But we got the best debate moments for you.
Plus, we're going to master debate each other tonight, live on air on our OnlyFans After Show page at censored.tv.
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Anyway, it's approximately 7:58 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States, which means that's whenever the hell we decide to start the show tonight.
So let's start the show.
Yeah, we're all just praising the Lord.
Lift those hands.
Praise Jesus.
Lift those hands.
I'm not mocking it either.
I'm just saying Mike is really into the worshiping Jesus moment.
unidentified
I am.
elijah schaffer
He loves it.
Anyway, all right, let's jump into this.
All right, so this is not going to be a great show for people who are.
michael mendoza
Oh, sorry.
elijah schaffer
It's not going to be, well, why are those turned up so high?
Sorry about that, guys.
I just noticed that.
It's not going to be a great show for people who want me to glaze these nuts of who?
JD.
JD's nuts.
michael mendoza
JD's nuts, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I'm not going to be able to glaze anybody.
However, I'm not going to take this anticlimactic black pill of saying, you know, that this was terrible.
The point was what we saw last night was not a debate.
Okay.
It was a controlled panel where they now have these rules.
Like, we're all a bunch of babies that can't manage to have a conversation.
The mics are controlled.
If one person's talking, they cut the mic off.
They don't allow back and forth.
They fact-check you, but it's not really fact-checking.
It's just one-sided context, right?
The fact-checking.
It's adding context, usually inaccurate context.
We're living in a very fake and gay world.
And so I went ahead and I asked for a review on Rotten Tomatoes, and it got five fakes and five gays last night's review.
Anyway, I mean, I'm here, yeah, with my guests tonight, Mike Mendoza, the Mike Mendoza show.
How are you doing?
michael mendoza
What's going on?
Good to see you guys again.
Sorry about last night.
Got a little out of hand.
You know, the comments in Rumble certainly reflected that.
We got a pin on Rumble afterwards, and some of the boomers in the audience weren't too happy.
But regardless, we're here again tonight to give you some of the best moments.
And honestly, we were talking about this during the, and, you know, I'll let Earl introduce himself in a bit, but we were saying last night that we probably should have just gone live after the show and then gone over the best moments because trying to go over the debate live, it's just soul-crushing.
But anyway, I digress.
And Earl Gray, what's up with you?
earl gray
Hey, how's it going?
I'm all happy to be here.
Sorry about lost time.
elijah schaffer
Okay, you know what?
We all sort of got why do I feel like when you introduce yourself, I'm at an AA meeting?
Like, it's like, you know, like, you know, like people are like, they go to those meetings and they act like it's like the end of the world.
michael mendoza
Yeah, hello, this is mostly not an AA meeting.
I'll tell you that.
elijah schaffer
Yes, definitely not.
earl gray
My head's ringing a little bit and I don't remember.
michael mendoza
Wow, what happened last night?
Did you get hit by a Haitian migrant or something walking around?
earl gray
You threw a cat at my head.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's weird.
I mean, you know, everyone says this.
Black men do love good pussy and they'll eat them in the streets, stray ones.
It doesn't matter what they are.
earl gray
Why does that?
michael mendoza
Caribbean men don't eat pussy.
elijah schaffer
That's what I was going to say.
They don't, but African American men do.
So we'll look at that.
Now, what was funny about last night, we did a debate live stream.
Now, the criticisms from people were some of the following, which typically seems to be similar comments I get across every show, such as that was the worst debate stream I've ever seen in my entire life.
Other people said, I'm never going to watch this channel again.
That sucked.
And to be completely honest, it seems like we're heading in a good trajectory as a show here if that's the kind of feedback we're getting.
michael mendoza
Right.
Well, you know, if you don't have haters, then you're not doing it right.
elijah schaffer
So, you know, I mean, yeah, forsake responsibility, produce a poor product, then blame haters when they don't like it.
That's the motto of the show.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I'm thinking of that one shirt that says, I love haters.
Remember that from back in the day?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, I do.
I love boobies too.
Remember that one?
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, that one.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so on the sad note, so we were all like, well, that was a pretty, we did a pretty shitty job there.
We got to work on this.
And then I woke up, and unfortunately, if you go to my screen here, it got 121,000 views.
Whoa.
michael mendoza
How that happened?
elijah schaffer
I know.
It's a completely unfortunate situation.
He was like, he woke up and he's like, dude, it's just like, bro, this is not a good situation.
That debate last night is over 100,000 views.
It's like, oh, I thought I was going to delete it.
unidentified
Wait, hold on.
elijah schaffer
It's still there.
michael mendoza
That was your first instinct.
earl gray
Well, that's what I was saying.
That's what I was going to say.
unidentified
The first thing I said was, what happened last night?
earl gray
How did we get home?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, usually.
earl gray
Well, no, it was the medication.
Well, anyway, I was on medication.
That's all I'm going to say.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was on Ambient and I just used the N-word.
michael mendoza
Watched what I did.
earl gray
Watch it with medication.
michael mendoza
Watch it with Advented Real because if you have a few more pillows and you start to see the Shadow Man, the Shadow Shadows, I saw the Hatman last night.
Yeah.
So you're just going to be careful with that.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, get rid of the white shirt cringe cuck and replace with a large breast female grifter, please.
So this is a great start.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Do an amazing show.
Anyway, if you guys are just joining the show today, I want to remind you guys something amazing and important, incredible.
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Now, as we talk about tonight, we're going to go over the top debate moments because I think one of the weirdest parts, we'll start with one of the weirdest things from last night.
A lot of people are talking about this quote from Tim Waltz.
I want to play this here.
Listen to this.
tim walz
But become friends with school shooters.
I've seen it.
Look, the NRA, I was the NRA guy for a long time.
I've become friends with school.
elijah schaffer
So the alleged altercation here is that Tim Waltz said that he's become friends with school shooters.
earl gray
What did he mean?
Did he mean by teachers?
Did he mean he was friends with teachers?
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean...
earl gray
What was he trying to say?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, look, dude, he does have, you know, I'll just say, somebody, I'm not saying this because this would obviously be cruel, but I found an account today where someone said, what school shooter was he talking about?
Who was he friends with, right?
Oh, I guess it's, oh, yeah, here it is.
So someone asked me if it was this guy.
There's an account called Tim Walz's Retarded Gay Son Parody.
earl gray
That's me.
elijah schaffer
No, it's with a parody, though.
So if you say you're joking at the end of things, it makes it okay.
Now, I told people not to go after his retarded son because it's not good.
And his son's retarded and gay.
You know, unfortunately, things like this do happen with the way our water source is going.
No, but I mean, to me, this is a sign that it was a loss, like of a debate when like all you can get is a four-second clip that's just like, oh, he said he's friends with school shooters.
Like, what does that even mean?
earl gray
That is a crazy thing to kind of say.
Like, I don't even know what he is trying to say.
Yeah, you know, like, if you can't even, like, it's not even similar to anything else, but he's like, yeah, I got a lot of friends that are school shooters.
You're like, okay, sick.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, I was thinking the same thing.
Also, too, one thing that I forgot to mention from the outset, but we're actually using a new software tonight where we can pin chats and it shows super chats on the screen.
So if you want to mention to watch a certain six-hour long documentary, whatever you guys want to put in the chat tonight, if you want to send a Rumble rant, that's the only place where we're monetized right now, go ahead and get that on the screen because we're testing it out tonight.
So I just wanted to mention that real quick.
But yeah, anyway, debate with gay.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I mean, on top of that, I mean, some of the people in the comments here were just like, what I don't understand here is this glazing of this like look.
Like, this is why I feel sort of pathetic.
If you can bring up my Brian Cam here on the screen, one of the weirdest parts about this entire debate is like people are like, dude, this guy's the perfect pick.
He knows how to look at a camera.
So first of all, never got his makeup routine.
The Maybelline makeup routine never happened.
And I'm still sort of still upset about this because he does wear eyeliner and it looks good.
It reminds me, I used to wear, I used to wear a little bit of makeup in high school, particularly black nail polish sometimes.
michael mendoza
Really?
elijah schaffer
And I used to wear eyeliners sometimes.
Yeah, there was a.
michael mendoza
I know people always give you shit for dying your eyebrows.
Is that right?
elijah schaffer
I have to dye them or they're invisible.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But I found it a neutral color to this day that is just, that's what I always tell people.
I'm not fully gay anymore.
Just a little bit, you know?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But the point of this is like the best part of the show was their facial reactions.
And there's something about this.
Tim Waltz is like a, he, he, okay, unironically, he actually is a theater kid.
So that's the one, that's the fairest time we can use that.
I would say Tim Waltz is a theater kid.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But JD Vance just looks like a pudgy, sort of like billowy, soft.
Like he, you know, you ever seen Adeb from Napoleon Dynamite when she's describing her the set when she's going to take their pictures, Kip's pictures.
michael mendoza
Oh, I vaguely remember that.
elijah schaffer
He's something soft, maybe billowy.
He reminds me of like a character from Napoleon Dynamite.
That's what that's what JD Vance reminds me of.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he doesn't exactly exude masculinity.
I mean, I don't know.
Well, I mean, I was saying at the very beginning of the debate last night that he does look a lot better.
I mean, in the previous public appearances that he's been in, he's looked a lot chubbier.
So he's lost some weight.
And, you know, he has those like piercing A-10 blue eyes.
So he has that going for him.
Also, he's the first presidential or vice presidential candidate, in this case, someone who's running for that high of an office to have a beard in, I think, over 80 years.
So it's kind of just an interesting thing.
Have you ever seen his wife?
Yeah, she's Indian.
Yeah.
I think I ordered butter chicken from her.
elijah schaffer
She's like a Jew, but with poo.
Yeah, exactly.
They call it Indians.
Hey, I'm not calling him this, but I've heard it said they're calling them Pooh Jews today, which to me is very inappropriate to poo.
No, but I, but I was, it's a very inappropriate statement.
And because Jewish people don't like Indians, but Indians really like Jewish people.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Have you ever seen those like graphics they make where it's like a like it's like a big lion, but it's like protecting like a small cat.
elijah schaffer
100%.
michael mendoza
But then the big lion will have the India flag on there and then the small cat will be like the Israeli flag.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I have I was posting the other day.
I've been on sort of like a I've been on a go-off section.
I've sort of been just going off on Israeli influence and things that have been going off the last few days and it's been going really good.
However, my favorite picture from the debate remains this.
Check this out.
This was, I was posted this one.
That was Tim Waltz.
unidentified
That's from the school shooting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the reference there.
We couldn't find a picture of him at Sandy Hook because that didn't happen.
By meaning Tim Waltz wasn't there.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Tim Waltz wasn't there.
michael mendoza
I just got an email.
We're getting sued for $100 Gorbillion dollars.
elijah schaffer
No, but no, Sandy Hook happened, but Tim Waltz wasn't at Sandy Hook.
So I just want to clarify, you know, in the language here.
He was at Columbine, though.
Somebody tell him, someone forgot to tell him that Columbine wasn't a bullying club.
He's like, I remember Columbine.
It was fantastic.
I got a 300.
No, but I had found a picture here of that with like, okay, okay, we'll get into some of the cringe stuff in a second.
I have a lot of stuff after the debate to go through.
But, oh, yeah, here it is.
Look, like, this is my favorite one.
Go to my screen here.
With the blessing, 100 million Hindus are with the Jews.
All India stands with you.
It's like some shitty AIR.
And I'm like, India's love for Israel should be your first friend.
michael mendoza
I guarantee you that that respect is not reciprocated at all.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
In the tiniest bit.
elijah schaffer
Let's be honest, I don't know a single country that respects India.
And like, there's not a single one.
And look, and they have a caste system and their own people don't respect each other.
They're trying.
I've never seen any nation of people try to get out faster in terms of people with money.
Because typically in countries, the people that try to get out are lower caste, lower income, coming through illegally.
You don't have a lot of higher caste, higher income people.
Like I was in Australia.
I didn't want to be there, right?
I was just there because I promised my wife she could have her kid around her family.
But I wanted to get out.
So you don't usually have the upward mobility.
You don't usually leave your country, especially if you have the mobility.
Their wealthy class is trying to get out because they don't want to be on the road with street shitters.
You know what I mean?
They'd rather be with Maybelline Vance.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Maybe it's Maybelline or the vice president of the United States.
michael mendoza
I'm actually going to challenge you guys to say, what can either of you guys say?
What's one thing positive that you can say about India?
Earl?
elijah schaffer
Wow.
earl gray
One thing positive?
michael mendoza
One thing positive.
I was talking about it.
earl gray
I was going to say food, but I don't really like that food that much.
michael mendoza
Not even food.
I actually do like buttered chicken.
So, you know, they have that working for them.
Well, so I'll say this.
Bollywood is amazing.
Like, it's like they really, like, it's like, it's like Indian Michael Bay directs every film there.
It's just insane.
It's just, you know.
elijah schaffer
All right, remind me to fire this guy for his stupid fucking opinions as a gentleman.
michael mendoza
I kind of appreciate it for how bad it is.
It's like watching a Fast and Furious movie, you know?
elijah schaffer
Mike, we need to have a conversation here right now.
earl gray
That's a tough question.
elijah schaffer
You pretending that Bollywood movies are good is like my wife telling me I'm going to enjoy a love story, you know?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, don't give me that.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
Watch what I mean.
Watch this.
elijah schaffer
Can you go see Saving Ryan's Privates?
michael mendoza
No, that was what I rented in the hotel that one night that you got to charge for.
elijah schaffer
That was $135.
I was like, that's a weird.
I know I saw, I thought I saw this movie.
This must be this number too.
He bet $135 for a four-hour movie called Saving Ryan's Privates.
That was crazy.
michael mendoza
But no, that's better than the adult version of Black Hawk Down.
I'll just tell you that.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I mean, with India, here's what I'll say.
Here's what I'll say.
You just got to write.
Here's what I'll say.
michael mendoza
What will you say?
earl gray
Just doing the word play with what he just said.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah?
Explain it.
earl gray
No, I don't.
elijah schaffer
Name 10 explain the explanation.
earl gray
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
With India, here's the deal.
They do have pretty good tapestry.
Like they do like pretty nice rugs and like pretty nice like for 18-year-old girls who smoke weed to put on their on their walls like tapestries from Amazon.
You know what I'm talking about?
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
So they help 18-year-old girls.
michael mendoza
That's called easy mode.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Once you see a girl with that's called easy mode.
elijah schaffer
Also, Indians make me grateful to be an make me more grateful to be an American.
Every time I see something of their country, I'm glad I don't live there.
Which I feel like is a sort of reverse positive image.
earl gray
They have a great space agency or whatever.
elijah schaffer
A great military, too.
earl gray
Yeah, didn't they land on the moon recently?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they actually, so they can't feed their people, but they landed on the moon.
michael mendoza
Well, like I said, I mean, you know, Bollywood is, you know, they have a lot of production value.
So obviously they can produce the moon landing over there now, too.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen videos of their military?
earl gray
Capabilities.
michael mendoza
Yeah, CGI capabilities, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen videos of their military?
Do you know that the Indian military is so inefficient that they have crashed every single one of their MIG fighter jets they've gotten from Russia?
And it's the only country in the world that is known to have leftover bolts when they go to fix a jet plane.
I'm not joking.
They have baggies of leftover bolts.
michael mendoza
It's one thing building a nightstand or like a dresser.
And then you're like, oh, like, you know, do you really need to use the washers?
Probably not.
But then, yeah, it's a whole nother thing to build a jet and then you have a bunch of leftover parts.
Might be a problem.
elijah schaffer
You know, and they actually, you know, they've done massive censorship of the videos displaying the Indian army.
They've got on a massive anti or pro-Indian mark on X. Any type of anti-Indian rhetoric will not be tolerated.
And there's even a video I had saved and they took it down because it showed how terrible they were.
Anyway, I want to get back to what we're talking about, the debate.
Shout out to everybody in the chat tonight on Censored on Locals and on YouTube and everywhere else that we're going.
Just a reminder, my wife might be giving birth this Sunday.
So if that's the case, then they were all.
michael mendoza
Can we get an applause for that?
I wish I had the soundboard over there.
elijah schaffer
There will be no show on Monday, but we got other shows for you today.
We're supposed to have Myron on tomorrow night, and then whatever's going on Friday, we'll see what's going on Friday.
Maybe involving my friend, Eddie in the Deep.
But no, no, no, no.
Just kidding.
So, JD Vance, by the way, so had a critique of Kamala Harris.
And I thought this was the biggest takeaway.
Personally, like the reason why this seems, this VP debate reminded me of the debates of the primaries of the candidates that were going against Trump.
Do you remember people like, dude, Vivek Ramaswamy Mamiki or whatever his name was?
You know, he's really, really won.
Won what?
What?
You're the smartest person with Down syndrome?
Good for you.
Like, he's winning what?
He's just, he's bootlicking to get credibility and power.
So you'll suck his, you write his dick.
You know, Ben Guzar.
You'll write his dick so that he can get power and influence because he already got money and he's done with the money and it's, you know, he's did it through pharmaceuticals, very, very upstanding individual.
Right.
And, you know, he's like a normal individual with a very average IQ.
He's just, you know, he has his own money, so he's not bond paid for by direct donors.
It's a little bit like Vance, right?
Like Palantir, Peter Thiel type of stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he comes in.
It's like, he just did this to gain fame and to gain power.
And everyone's like, this is just the greatest.
The greatest dead what?
Never made a policy.
Never did anything.
He just spoke a couple things.
Anyone can say anything.
I can be like, dude, you know, here's my solution to fixing the black crime problem.
And I actually have one.
And that doesn't matter because I can't do it.
And it's not going to happen.
And I wish, but it won't happen.
unidentified
I'd love to.
elijah schaffer
Because I'll go to jail.
michael mendoza
Yeah, we're trying to tone it down after last night's show.
elijah schaffer
What I'm saying is like, is like this is what this reminded me of.
Where it's like, dude, this was like, this is such a good response.
It's like, yeah, but like it's kind of irrelevant because democracy is an illusion.
So it's like, we don't really live in a real election-based economy.
And what you're, when people go, well, Trump could still win.
Yeah, he's had to basically sell out to win.
michael mendoza
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So to try to win fairly, he's had to appeal to the moderates, which has made him sell out his America First campaign.
However, I will say he will do better on the economy.
I just think that it's gay and you're immature and you're basically an idiot if you think that the measure of a nation's quality is it's GDP.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like I prefer his economy over that, but it's like, oh, well, the economy will be better.
That's what you think a country is.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's other countries with better economies than us.
So, you know, you're kind of a retard.
That's my opinion.
michael mendoza
Do you remember going into the Iowa caucus?
There were some people who were.
elijah schaffer
Is that the movie you read?
The second movie you rented?
michael mendoza
No.
The Iowa Caucus?
Again, it was a parody of Black Hawk Down.
I'm not going to name it on the show right now.
But anyway, but going into the Iowa caucus up.
Yeah.
Going into the Iowa caucus, I saw a bunch of people online being like, oh, Vivek's going to get like 25% of the vote.
And it kind of showed how much of just an internet phenomenon he was.
Like, it's like, yeah, he had that going for him.
He had all the autistic politicos on Twitter going for him.
But it's like, once they actually, once the rubber met the road, it's like, oh, well, it's actually not shaking out the same way in real life.
So it's kind of like that whole situation.
unidentified
He assaulted me with the RNC.
michael mendoza
I'd know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Huh?
You told me that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I tried to ask him some very important questions.
He wouldn't answer any of them.
And this is not a disc, by the way, on Laura Loomer, because I like Laura Loomer.
And so this is not, I'm not talking shit, Laura, because I know you see these clips.
But Laura was kind of glazing his balls a little bit, you know, like, because she's like, she's a pro-Republican.
She was like, she was sort of like doing her shtick.
You know, she goes after the right people and she glazes the right people.
She's a talent.
I like her.
And he responded to her.
And then other people were like, Vivek, you know, you're awesome.
Thank you.
And then when I tried to ask him a real question, he would ignore me.
It was like several times until his security literally physically grabbed me and threw me.
So, and it's like, that's what they think when you're at the RNC and you're trying to ask them real questions about Israel or about, you know, the COVID shots or anything.
They don't want to talk about it unless it's pre-prepared, which is why I think these people are faking gay.
I go in the background.
I go behind the scenes.
I talk to people.
They suck.
But JD Vance, it's really hard because I don't know if he sucks.
He's just, he's a freshman senator and now he's the vice president candidate.
That just seems to me to be suspicious.
It's a suspicious rise to power.
You're on your first term as your first office ever, and then all of a sudden now you're the vice president candidate.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, like it's like some house of cards shit where it's just like, oh, like, you know, someone got caught up in a sex scandal, then killed themselves, and all of a sudden there was like a snap election to like put someone into place, and all of a sudden they got tapped to be a VP.
elijah schaffer
It's just he worries me just as much as Kamala.
Like how people are like, dude, they cooed Biden and they put Kamala in.
I'm going, that's how I feel with Vance.
I'm like, how did Vance, how did Vance make it?
And they go, well, you know, the original founders were 19 and 25 and 21.
He goes, well, we don't live in that system.
We live in a system where you have to do a lot of favors.
You have to be highly blackmailed.
It's very corrupt to get into office.
I mean, look at who Trump picked in the last election.
Everyone goes, oh, why would you be suspicious?
I go, did you ever see Mike Pence?
What a waste of breath.
And everyone was glazing him too, dude, Mike Pence.
And he ended up turning out to be a shitty traitor.
michael mendoza
Only good thing.
elijah schaffer
Certifying the election.
michael mendoza
The only good thing about Mike Pence is that he had one opinion that I live by now.
It's like, never be in a room alone with another woman that's not your wife.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't drink with women.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I know about that, but I mean, both those are sage advice that I think I would live by.
Everything else, him certifying the election, not great, but I'm really glad he's a moral person as he certified a rigged election.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, sir.
I'm glad you're not going to be in any other scandals other than destroying the Republic of the United States of America.
Thank you so much for that, sir.
I want to play this video here, though, where JD Vance does point out what I was thinking was: what are we debating?
Like, when Kamala gets into power, we're going to have four years of the same, which is, by the way, when we watch this, people go, nothing ever happens.
No, we got into a Ukraine war.
We're getting into an expanded Israel war, right?
We have two fronts on Israel.
We have another front in Ukraine.
We have massive inflation because of the Inflation Reduction Act, which was, you know, was always going to cause problems.
We have a massive turmoil racially.
We're bringing in Haitians, 5% of the population.
Like, don't tell me nothing happens.
Like, this is the shit you're going to find out.
Listen.
jd vance
Well, I want to thank Governor Waltz, you folks at CBS, and of course the American people for tuning in this evening.
And one of the issues we didn't talk about was energy.
And I remember when I was being raised by my grandmother when she didn't have enough money to turn on the heat some nights because Ohio gets pretty cold at night and because money was often very tight.
And I believe, as a person who wants to be your next vice president, that we are a rich and prosperous enough country where every American, whether they're rich or poor, ought to be able to turn on their heat in the middle of a cold winter night.
That's gotten more difficult thanks to Kamala Harris's energy policies.
I believe that whether you're rich or poor, you ought to be able to afford a nice meal for your family.
That's gotten harder because of Kamala Harris's policies.
I believe that whether you're rich or poor, you ought to be able to afford to buy a house.
You ought to be able to live in safe neighborhoods.
You ought to not have your communities flooded with fentanyl.
And that too has gotten harder with Kamala because of Kamala Harris's policies.
Now, I've been in politics long enough to do what Kamala Harris does when she stands before the American people and says that on day one, she's going to work on all these challenges I just listed.
She's been the vice president for three and a half years.
Day one was 1,400 days ago, and her policies have made these problems worse.
Now, I believe that we have the most beautiful country in the world.
I meet people on the campaign trail who can't afford food, but have the grace and generosity to ask me how I'm doing and to tell me they're praying for my family.
What that has taught me is that we have the greatest country, the most beautiful country, the most incredible people anywhere in the world.
But they're not going to be able to achieve their full dreams with the broken leadership that we have in Washington.
They're not going to be able to live their American dream if we do the same thing that we've been doing for the last three and a half years.
We need change.
We need a new direction.
We need a president who has already done this once before and did it well.
Please vote for Donald Trump.
And whether you vote for me or vote for Tim Walz, I just want to say I'm so proud to be doing this and I'm rooting for you.
God bless you and good night.
elijah schaffer
He seems like a nice guy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah, but well, I mean, I was talking about this last night, but like, I mean, I didn't get into politics because I liked the nice, overly scripted, like, you know, very advisor, heavy rhetoric.
Like, it's like, you know, a lot of people, I think, got into politics in the last few years because of Trump or last like six, seven, eight years because of Trump.
And it's like, now we're right back to where the guy is like thanking the other guy on stage.
It's like, no, like, I want to see each other at like at their necks.
I want to see each other like tearing each other apart.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Like Andrew.
So weird thing, by the way, go to my screen.
I didn't even see this.
I went to go find a video from Andrew Tate.
This is his real page.
I got 10 million followers.
Apparently he follows me now.
That's weird.
He only follows 977 people.
We should have him on the show then.
That's a good.
We should get Andrew Tate.
michael mendoza
I'll get right on it.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm being serious.
Now I can DM him, right?
Now I can get in there and DM him.
unidentified
Well, that's good.
michael mendoza
I know Tristan.
You've talked to Tristan a couple times.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I, but I still think we might have to fly out to Romania.
michael mendoza
I'd be down.
elijah schaffer
You'd be down out there?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because you know Tony at Censor would pay for it.
I mean, you know that that's the, they'd pay for that.
michael mendoza
100%.
No, yeah, shut him down.
unidentified
No, okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I want to look at this.
So speaking of this, this is kind of one of the funny things.
So there was this video that this girl put out today or this tweet.
I don't know where it's at.
Don't want to keep, just take that off the screen there, the Brian Cam.
Let me see.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, I guess there's more tweets than I even thought.
michael mendoza
This is like one.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, here we go.
There's a lot.
So check this out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So one of the things was it's like this girl, Bess Calb.
And I want to remind you, these are not like random people.
This is a writer and producer of TV movies and books, right?
I don't know what kind of last name that is, but she's like, I am undecided.
I'm an undecided voter.
Okay.
Wow.
A woman who can't make a decision?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
What a novel concept.
elijah schaffer
What a novel concept.
Hey, Bess, what would you like to eat for dinner?
I'm an undecided dinner eater.
Also, who's every who says every woman ever?
michael mendoza
Who is named Bess in 2024?
That's like what you name like a cowl.
Like, oh, that's old.
That's old Bessie out in the field with like a bell around her neck.
elijah schaffer
It also sounds like a condition.
Like you're going to like, it's like, hey, you know, we genetic tested your unborn kid and he has Bess Calb syndrome.
You know what I mean?
It's like Bess Calb.
No.
It only affects 3% of the population.
Okay, but Bess Calb said, I'm an undecided voter.
Do I go with the slick eyeliner man?
Which, by the way, good start.
Good start to a good start to the post.
The slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Or the nice man who wants to give us health care.
I need to get more sound effects on here.
By the way, we can put sound effects on that thing on your actually have some right here.
No, that doesn't work.
michael mendoza
That doesn't work.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
It has to be routed into the soundboard.
earl gray
She kind of makes JD Vance sound cool already, like slick eyeliner man that shouts over women.
You're like, yeah, that sounds cool.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
earl gray
I mean, free healthcare is cool as well.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's no such thing as a cost.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So like everything that's free has a cost.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Like free dumb.
You ever think you ever understand the what's the two words?
Free and dumb.
You're getting stupidity for free.
unidentified
Also, I like the wordplay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I saw that movie too.
People are liking the wordplay a lot.
Usually they say before you get into the Black Hawk Down other version, you should always do wordplay.
You start that, and then you say Ryan's privates.
So one of the things was Andrew Tate was like more proof women shouldn't vote.
Now, there's not a lot to break down in this, but I do take this as a really interesting thing.
Like, I love women, how it's like, who should I vote for?
And it's all based on appearance and how they make them feel.
And that's not a bad thing.
Women based a lot of their decisions off of how things feel, okay?
Like genuinely.
And one of the funny things was, like, they feel a certain way.
And we know this.
Like, this is why the Me Too woman, all this stuff ends up being bullshit, because women do stuff for how they'll look in public, right?
How they'll be perceived.
So with Amber Heard, for instance, she'll cry on a testimony and lie and cry because she's too far in and she doesn't want to just say, you know what, now I fucked up or I lied or whatever.
She triples down.
And women come out, and since they voted, there's been a direct correlation with the decline of our nation.
Because you cannot run elections off of how people feel.
There are other cultures who do that too.
There are cultures that are more about feeling than intellect, like African culture.
It's more about vibes and feeling and the ancestors.
And so when those people vote, this is genetic.
It's built into their culture.
It's their communities to this day.
It's what can you do for me?
What can I get that?
You know what I mean?
Give me that.
michael mendoza
Free Gibbs.
elijah schaffer
Free Gibbs.
And that doesn't mean all black people are like that.
That doesn't mean all women vote like that.
But this is the even harder part.
When you point out the overarching trends of minority voters, of woman voters, and you say, this is why our founding fathers didn't give you guys the right to vote.
Because there's no such thing as a right to vote.
A vote is earned and your guys' biological inferences of who you are limit you to be able to vote because you're not, you weren't built and designed cognitively to make those kind of decisions.
You end up voting like this.
What do they always say?
I don't vote like that.
And you go, this is why you can't vote because you don't understand the overarching statistical analysis.
Even when you tell girls who vote the way that I think is good to vote, that our founding fathers would be proud of, they still defend women's right to vote and go, but I'm not like that.
And my friends are not like that.
You don't even know how to look outside of your own immediate sphere of influence and realize that just because you and your friends vote conservatively and protect our nation does not mean that women don't objectively vote progressive left, not just moderate left, progressive left.
It's the progressive ideals are from women and the psyop of blaming white women is a Jewish psyop.
I'm just saying it is.
It's women not Jewish women vote more liberal than white women.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So why are we not blaming them?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I was talking to a friend yesterday.
He was I was talking to a to a to a friend of mine yesterday's black.
I forgot, like what the what the initial topic was that we started off with.
But you know like, once you're talking about broad, macro subjects, like you spend, or you tend to speak in generalities because it's going to be too hard to like get into the nitty-gritty of like, oh well, certain groups and there's like certain subgroups or whatever.
And then he was like well, you know, like all black people aren't a monolith, and I'm just like okay well, for the sake of this argument, like I'm not going to talk about every individual person, like you know, if I say that most of a group votes a certain way, it's probably true, like it's just like you know, like I mean people, but like that's why prejudices and stereotypes even exist, is because people, there's pattern recognition.
But I think that for people like that, for women and you know, let's just be honest and non-whites blacks, whatever I think that because they don't have a penchant For pattern recognition.
That's why they can't even comprehend those things.
They say, oh, well, you know, not all women is a monolith, or not all women are in one monolith, or not all Hispanics or blacks or whatever.
It's just like, okay, but we as higher IQ individuals, I think, and I'm on the lower end still, maybe because I'm half Mexican, but we have some, at least pattern recognition, where we see that people are voting in a certain way, and we can at least identify that, whereas these people can't.
elijah schaffer
Check this out, guys.
And we're going to talk about this.
I have a lot to say on this, but I want to remind you guys something that we all know right now how bad the supply chain supply chains are.
I've been watching roads get knocked out everywhere.
And, you know, you can get meal prep kits, which are really helpful, by the way.
But honestly, do you want something you could actually snack on that lasts a long time in the pantry but has high value in terms of protein content?
Well, the big four meat packers are out there, several of which are backed by BlackRock and Chinese Money, manipulate the beef market.
But I want to tell you about a new America First Beef company that just launched as a rancher-owned meat processing plant in South Dakota.
Their name is Farmer Bills, and they aren't just selling beef.
Listen to this.
It's called Biltong, which is essentially a little fattier, but it's more tender and moist.
Conventional jerky is loaded with sugars.
It's all the bad stuff, soy, nitrates, and fillers.
You know, it's like it's high protein, but then it makes you feel bloated.
Bill Tong is an air-dried delicacy originating from South Africa that America is just now discovering.
It is a cured meat snack without the sugar, soy, nitrates, and fillers.
And Farmer Bills is an America-first company that sources their beef and bison from the grasslands of South Dakota.
They sell pre-sliced Biltong as well as one-pound charcuterie slabs, which I have here this time, too.
So this is like just straight up like a ribeye, essentially, like a air-dried ribeye.
It's absolutely amazing.
And the best part is, I think I told you guys, it comes in other flavors that are like spicy chili beef, original, spicy chili bison.
The spicy chili beef is actually my favorite.
However, I do want to point out something.
I am always blown away.
Oh, refrigerate after opening?
michael mendoza
Really?
I know that.
elijah schaffer
No, it doesn't matter.
michael mendoza
It's cold here.
elijah schaffer
But you can take this too for the rest of the show.
You can eat some late on the show.
It is amazing.
It's delicious, nutritious.
And right now, you can save 10% off my promo code Elijah at farmerbillsprovisions.com.
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Pick some of this stuff up.
I'm not lying.
It's freaking amazing.
Get as much as you can, bro.
We've actually, yeah, I actually order it even when we're not on air.
So that's actually important.
So going on to more of the debate stuff, talking about this, Vance delivered a series of fact checks against Waltz.
And we're going to look at this.
Unfortunately, there's just not so many good clips, but this one was pretty good.
Check this out.
jd vance
Governor, you say trust the experts, but those same experts for 40 years said that if we shipped our manufacturing base off to China, we'd get cheaper goods.
They lied about that.
They said if we shipped our industrial base off to other countries to Mexico and elsewhere, it would make the middle class stronger.
They were wrong about that.
They were wrong about the idea that if we made America less self-reliant, less productive in our own nation, that it would somehow make us better off.
And they were wrong about it.
And for the first time in a generation, Donald Trump had the wisdom and the courage to say to that bipartisan consensus, We're not doing it anymore.
We're bringing American manufacturing back.
We're unleashing American energy.
We're going to make more of our own stuff.
Governor, you say trust the experts.
elijah schaffer
You say trust the experts.
Why can't he be a little stronger?
Like, why does it have to be so polished, prim, and proper, right?
Why can't you just be like, hey, Tim Walt, your son's a retard fat.
No, I'm just kidding.
But like, why can't you actually come out a little harder and say, Tim, you are the guy?
Like, this is all I want to hear.
Are you ready for this?
Go to me.
Full screen, please.
Elijah can, please.
Tim Walt, you are the governor of Minnesota, the heartland of where the George Floyd riots broke out and started off the most divisive and destructive modern event in history.
An event so atrocious as an American, I'm sure that we'd rather relive January 6th every day than to go through a single month suffering with what you allowed the country to go through.
And it kicked off because you held back the National Guard.
You guilt-tripped the mayors.
You took part in calling Trump and asking him to get the public off of your ass.
You came running and crawling to Donald Trump to fix your reputation while you tried to keep your state together.
And in the meantime, we found out you were also ordering people to stay inside.
You were telling the police to shoot people with paintball guns who wanted to go out on their porch.
You were a totalitarian.
Like you would tell them stuff.
You're a totalitarian.
You're a dictator.
The only thing limiting you was the fact that people didn't like you.
You couldn't get national attention or even local support.
And on top of that, you used the cover of BLM and their destruction to hide all of the torment and the problems that you've made Minnesotans suffer through.
Like, why don't you go into that and saying, like, you've been under the guise of their destruction.
They don't see what you've been doing behind the scenes.
And if you see what happened in Minnesota around George Floyd, that's going to be what America will be.
If this guy's in office, suck my dick.
Let's kiss.
You know what I mean?
That's what I think.
earl gray
Yeah, that's the strongest chance.
He could have used the COVID thing as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, he was ordering people to, he was trying to tell the police to get these pepper balls and shoot people on their porches with pepper balls that were out front during COVID.
They didn't end up going through with it.
But like, why didn't you, you want to be like, hey, guys, this guy wanted people to shoot Americans.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How do you get black voters?
This guy was ordering the police to beef up and to shoot people in the front.
Black Americans, do you want police that are ordered by a governor that thinks that your freedom, that they can shoot you on your porch?
Do you think you've been through enough?
Like, why not actually try to be good at this?
And everyone's like, oh, he's staring at the camera.
Fucking own.
It's dick riders, man.
It's so annoying.
It's not that good.
It wasn't amazing.
And I'm reading the tweets.
Like, this changed my mind on everything.
Well, you're a fucking loser then.
I'm sorry.
If this changed your mind, you suck.
Grow up.
This didn't.
Where were you then?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Now, I saw some people on Twitter being like, oh, you know, we were telling people like months ago that JD Vance was a good pick and like, you know, we're owed apologies now, blah, blah, whatever.
And I'm just like, off of the performance from last night, that's like, that's what you're doing a victory lap over?
Like, I mean, as you just mentioned, there's not even many like clippable moments from the debate last night, but everyone's acting like he just, like, you know, I saw some headlines today too, where it's just like, oh, he demolished them.
He like molly-whopped them, blah, blah, whatever.
I'm just like, you know, I mean, as our good friend Earl Gray over here was saying last night, like they probably should have just kissed and probably would have been a lot more entertaining last night because it was not as stellar of a performance as people are making out to be.
But it's just all the dick writers.
It's all the people who are either getting paid by the Trump campaign directly or by Trump surrogates and they have to keep the checks flowing.
That's what's going on.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I know that we did change it to this time.
I do think that on Friday, though, we should try one of these nights.
I want to try at 10 o'clock.
I just want to see in general with the numbers and how it works because it's always really crowded during this time.
You know what I mean?
It is.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, I mean, this is like prime time too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I want to check because even if we are going to change this, like the schedule, or if we're going to do pre-produced content or whatever we're going to do, like twice a week, do live streams or whatever we're going to do.
I just want to see because ultimately I'm going to see what's the best timing for our audience, what people want.
Because I feel like a lot of people can't make this time.
And I'm feeling better.
All of a sudden, I can't explain it, guys.
I stopped smoking my vape and I started getting energy to last all day now.
michael mendoza
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
I stopped smoking my vape.
No, actually, I never vape.
I'm just saying.
michael mendoza
I stopped vaping for one day and I had a rip six pack by the end of the day.
It was crazy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Chuck Norris is kicking.
Okay, anyway.
All right.
And someone's like, this show's slow as fuck.
Yeah, brother.
Do you know what's going on in the news right now?
Like, look, there's like three options to talk about right now.
We can talk about Israel and Jews and people get tired of that after a while.
michael mendoza
Not our chat.
elijah schaffer
But they do.
I've been going off hard on, we will go off on that.
You know, we can talk about, you know, everything, but everything's so fake and gay and repetitive.
It's the same stuff every day.
So we're doing some debate recap because I assume people didn't watch it.
Now, listen, Haley Joe Osmond should win an Emmy for his betrayal of JD Vance at the donut shop.
Yesterday, we watched the Donut Shop clip.
And I imagine Haley Joel Osmond is a liberal, right?
michael mendoza
Probably making fun of him.
Probably, yeah, but I mean, he does look just like him.
It's kind of a striking resemblance.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, billowy and soft.
Check this out.
unidentified
Exactly.
I'm Ohio Senator JD Vance.
The mainstream media, they want you to think that I'm weird.
They call me creepy, cringy, awkward.
That I give people something called the ick.
They want you to think that I can't order a simple door nut.
Donut.
But that's ridiculous.
Follow me!
Uh...
Okay, how long you worked here?
A year.
Okay.
Donut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's donut, though?
Uh, just whatever makes sense.
Uh, no pickles, hold the pickles.
Oh, well, no, I didn't get that for you.
The Democrats say, I don't know how to talk to people, but that is just not true.
Hello, worker.
That's it?
Sure.
So, uh, how long you been black?
michael mendoza
Face.
unidentified
I smell pregnant woman.
Hello, man.
When do you spawn?
That's none of your business.
elijah schaffer
And you, sir, you must be the father.
unidentified
I'm not.
Please get away from it.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Take off the screen.
Yeah, I can take that off.
One of the things was, is like, now that was, that was kind of funny.
michael mendoza
By the way, Earl.
elijah schaffer
That was really funny.
michael mendoza
Do you know who Haley Joel Osmond is?
unidentified
I know who he is.
earl gray
Yeah, success.
michael mendoza
It's kind of funny that he grew up to be this fat guy now.
And then now he's doing like JD France, JD Vance's first face.
earl gray
He just stayed small.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, really.
Yeah.
No, you could seriously just cut out his face and then put it on his little kid body.
Looks exactly the same.
It's kind of funny.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but the idea is, did that affect anything?
Well, Polymarket put out this poll that the presidential election winner is still segmented to be Kamal Harris.
Isn't that crazy?
America's crazy.
In just this one website in Polymarket, they've bet $196 million on Kamal Harris and $198 million.
There's almost half a billion dollars on this one website bet on the election.
We got to buy into this though.
Again, I don't promote betting to anyone.
So like, I just always say that I don't, I do gamble a little bit, but I don't think it's good to, if you don't, if you have a problem with gambling or if you, um, it's against your conscience or whatever, then don't.
And I don't, same thing with smoking.
I smoke cigars, but I don't promote it.
I don't tell people to, but, but I am going to bet on this.
And here's the hard part is, should I bet on who I want to win or who I think is going to win?
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, technically.
elijah schaffer
Unless the same person, but that's the hard part.
michael mendoza
It should be who you think is going to win.
Because I mean, it's like people like, like, once they'll bet on their hometown team for like football, even though they know that their hometown team sucks.
And then, you know, it's nice if they do win because then it's like, oh, like your guys won your hometown team won.
And you made some money, but most of the time, it's like, it's like, it's like going with your brain over your heart.
That's pretty much what it comes down to.
earl gray
Brain away.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, my mind's telling me no, but my body's not aware of that.
earl gray
I've told you you can hedge your bets.
I remember the last election.
And it was one to eight for Biden.
So if you, I lost a lot of money on that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I actually lost in that.
earl gray
So you could have hedged it with a one to eight.
elijah schaffer
That's like I still have thousands of dollars in some sports betting accounts.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
What happened was, I used to promote this.
I don't do sports betting anymore on this show.
If I work for corporations, I'm pretty limited on what I can say, what I can advertise and not.
On this show, the reason why I don't do sports betting anymore, and I used to do sports betting on this show, but I don't do on this show is because the target is young men.
And I have quite a few friends who have gambling addictions now and family members and stuff.
You know?
No, I just, I just, and I do like to gamble.
I gambled the last time I was in Vegas.
I did, dude, I won money.
michael mendoza
You played roulette?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, for hours, for like four hours, and I won money.
And I took out about 2,000 and I was like down to about $100.
And then I got back up and I ended up making money.
So I don't usually lose money.
Honestly, when I gamble, I don't end up usually losing money.
I play pretty well.
And I play games like that that are a little more risk rewarding.
And I also, but I was down in my complex and there was these young guys and they were gambling playing blackjack.
michael mendoza
Like on the okay, like just in person.
elijah schaffer
With real money, yeah.
Which reminded me, I was going to say, I want to get a, we should do some gambling here.
It's like for fun.
What I should do is for like a, we should do a Christmas bonus for the staff, but instead it's one Christmas bonus and it's the pot.
And whoever wins wins the Christmas bonus and everyone else is poor.
That's that's why that's called a meritocracy, right?
You pay, you play to win.
No, but I was playing and um, and I, I, I, they made me like sell them and I buy in and I have my chips.
And then like, I'm like, oh, I'm going to fold.
And the guy goes, no, and I got to, we got to take all your chips.
And I go, no, what the hell?
I fold.
He goes, no, because I matched.
I'm all in.
I go, that's, but the game is like, you go all in, so I'm folding because I don't want to go all in.
He goes, yeah, well, that's our, that's not our rules.
michael mendoza
And I was in, you can't just change the rules.
elijah schaffer
You know, I do live in a very Jewish area.
That's all I want to say.
And the funny thing was, is that he was hanging out in the same place and he's like, he heard them earlier going, arguing about the same thing.
And I was like, yeah, he didn't even know.
I was like, I was like, yeah, I gambled with these people.
And then they took all my money and were like saying it's their rules.
And I just didn't want to fight them.
He was like a bunch, just like drunk, you know, young dudes.
I'm like, we're not going to fight.
Certain types of groups of people, you don't want to fight over money.
And I'm talking about young men.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, yeah.
It's like in Chicago on the train, there'd be guys who play this thing where it's like they have like a ball and then they have a cup and then they'll just three low cups.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they swap it around.
It's like these black guys from the south side.
And then the red line train in Chicago goes from far north side to far south side.
So it's like it kind of connects the city in that way.
But what they would do is they would prey on the college kids who would ride the train because they would have one guy who like comes in and then it's like, oh, like he bets $20, whatever.
And then the guy who's like running the whole thing loses, quote unquote.
So it's like, oh, like he just wants the money and everyone's watching.
And then like, oh, then I like, I can win some money.
So some person, some schmuck from like DePaul or something comes over, puts down $100, and then they do their thing, whatever, and then they steal $100 from him.
And then so it's like, that's like one example of how they can get you with gambling.
And then you think that you have the upper hand, but as you know, the house always has the upper hand once it comes to gambling, too.
earl gray
How do they hide the bull?
michael mendoza
I don't know how they do.
It's like, it's like some sack.
Like fight of hand trick.
I don't know.
But it's funny because it's like on the train, too.
It's like people are just going to work, going to school, and then they're just switching around the call thing, whatever.
But have you ever seen with like online gambling sites once they have live dealers and it yeah, yeah, and they pull their tits out and stuff and they're at gunpoint.
I haven't seen no, yeah, I've seen those.
I've seen the ones that, yeah, no, they're titty.
elijah schaffer
They're pulling their boobs out of gunpoint.
I'm not joking.
They're like, help and stuff.
michael mendoza
I haven't seen those, but I've seen some where I'm out of it.
It looks like that, like, they just want to kill themselves.
Like, they've probably been dealing cards for like eight hours.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, by the way, is this just you looking in the mirror?
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
I was at this card side, and I realized I'm just looking at my own reflection.
Yeah, I'm going to kill myself.
michael mendoza
I don't know how the deal cards, unfortunately.
But yeah, I don't know what's going on there, what Eastern European country they're based out of, but it's just not so good stuff going on over there.
I'll just say that.
elijah schaffer
One's in the chat if you like to gamble sparingly.
Twos in the chat if you don't like to gamble at all.
Threes in the chat, if you like to gamble a little too much.
So either you still do or you don't.
But because I think that that's a good no ground.
earl gray
A Christian's allowed to gamble.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I think so.
Some people call it for dumb people, but I would say this, because gambling, but that's also then the stock markets gambling.
Like, I think this is one of those gray areas where like it's it could fall either under two categories as a Christian.
One, it can be under like the meat sacrificed to idols.
So you're going to casinos, you're going to get approached by hookers, right?
I mean, it's in Vegas.
You're going to get approached by hookers.
unidentified
Yeah, wait.
No.
michael mendoza
Oh, no.
They're completely good to go.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, as long as you give your time.
10%.
No, but so it could, so the hooker, so then you could do this.
It's the meat sacrifice to idols, right?
Everyone knows in Corinth, there was the idea of, okay, you would smell Christians eating meat.
And the reason why it was stumbling to other Christians when you would smell the good aroma of the meat is because the meat was cooked at the temple and it was sold at the temple, which they were having orgies.
So Christians would smell Christians cooking meat and think, well, we know you got it from the temple gate.
And obviously, let's not play stupid.
You're a grown-ass man.
I don't know how dangerous the city was.
You probably had to go get the meat.
You went out to the meat.
Maybe your meat got got too.
You know what I mean?
So you're going to the orgy house.
It's like being like, it's like essentially today, like going and picking up steaks at a brothel, right?
So that's what they did.
So then it would be like, well, this is a bad example because now if all the Christians are cooking this meat, everyone knows they're going to the brothel.
And so what kind of example is this?
So, you know, Paul started talking about, you know, what is what is, you know, lawful, but not beneficial.
And obviously that, you know, some people can eat the meat and they don't go into the orgies and it doesn't shear their conscience.
And some people can even take the meat and still eat it and doesn't do it.
But you shouldn't offer the meat to someone if it's going to stumble them.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you shouldn't be like, no, no, like trying to convince someone, hey, no, it's, you don't have to be in the orgy.
Like, somebody may not have the self-will to not go and do that.
They might, you know, go to get the roast beef and get their beef roasted.
So the way that I look at it is like, there's a lot of things like that where it's like.
earl gray
It's kind of like the addiction part of it.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, but it's also the environment.
Like for a lot of people being worldly and being out in the world, they're an all or nothing kind of person.
And I have a lot of friends like that where it's like they're either on keto or completely off.
unidentified
Yeah.
No, I was going to say, I was going to say, no, I have a run.
elijah schaffer
I have a lot of friends who are like, they're like sober for like six months and then like they call me two weeks later and then they're like getting hookers and doing cocaine.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how addictions flip.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's how addictions normally work is that like people like, because you know, normally when people fall into an addiction, it's because they just don't have self-control.
So it's like that one domino falls and then everything else falls after that.
elijah schaffer
But it's not just, well, I actually disagree.
Do you really think that's what it is?
I kind of disagree.
I've gotten addicted to things before.
michael mendoza
With the people who are who like have more extreme addictions, I think so.
But I mean, yeah, obviously that's not the case for every single like individual vice.
elijah schaffer
I think it's kind of so I know a lot of people say a lot of things, but in my case, I think the best thing I've heard, I think it's a lot of it's a personality.
So like I'll hear people like, oh, it's an alcoholic's personality or like, no, it's not, that's not what it is.
It's that a lot of people are very anxious and they're unsettled in their own thoughts and they're looking for something to deal with that.
michael mendoza
Like an escape.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's, it's a cope.
I would say not even escape.
It's a cope.
Now, the problem is, is like with anything, you build tolerance, especially with things like alcohol or whatever.
They can lead you into risky sexual situations.
It can lead you to drugs, right?
So, you know, the vices can snowball into addictions, right?
Because all of a sudden, maybe you're even fine with alcohol.
Like I know people who've had drug addictions, but they go to AA and they can't drink because it's like they have an addiction to cocaine, but they only do cocaine when they're drinking.
And then so they don't drink because then like that kind of thing or like be like heroin or whatever, you know?
So I get it, but I think that it's number one, a personality.
There is a genetic component for real, but I think it's a personality.
But also I think people with high IQs and stuff tend to fall into a lot of these because it's troublesome in your brain.
And you're looking for some way to deal with it.
So some people are drinking because they just want to have a good night and just go out.
And some people are trying to drink because they want to, you know, get their anxiety down because they want to sleep with a girl and they're afraid of approaching.
Some people are drinking because they don't know how to enjoy the night and be around people, but they have the desire to be around people.
But there's so much going on that like drinking or doing drugs or getting high or whatever like eases them in to social situations.
So I think that's a personality.
And I also think too that there's like a lot of that comes from, where does that come from?
I think a lot of it comes from, this is going to sound so gay about childhood trauma, but I was going to say a lot of it comes from like not fixing things earlier on in life.
So you end up with like chemical imbalances.
You're up with a lot of problems.
Everyone's got their own opinion on this stuff.
They'll sell you a book.
I'm not selling you a book or a course.
I think that's why to me, I think that a lot of people work on full abstinence or whatever.
But I think a lot of overcoming this stuff is working on your personality because everybody meets the ex-alcoholic that's a chain smoking cigarettes.
And like, they're not fixing that sense, you know?
They're not fixing that.
But I mean, hey, a lot of people in the chat are in recovery and stuff too.
So people, a lot of people, a lot of our chat.
And I really try not to.
Yeah, a lot of our chat is in recovery.
A lot of people are asking me.
michael mendoza
I would have never guessed.
Just by looking at the chat at any given time.
I would have never guessed.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm sitting in the middle of that, though, is I think people realize this too, that probably a lot of recovery is beginning to work on yourself.
And so for me as myself, I have been able to really, like, I find myself that I have to be careful and put guards up.
If I find myself that I'm like starting to party or do things like, or I go and get like, you know, or I find something going that direction, I have to like pull the reins back.
And the best, the best thing that messes it up for me is if I'm going in a bad direction is a lack of structure and a lack of consistency.
So like moving, changing groups, changing this.
It's hard to like stay consistent in your personality when everything's changing around you.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, you know what?
This person had a really good point.
Is it not showing up on the screen?
Okay, it's not showing up on the screen.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
So brain technology.
michael mendoza
Yeah, Brian, we're going to have to get on that later, but plenty of heart nine in the chat says, quote unquote, some anal sex is okay.
Thoughts?
Thoughts, Mr. Gray?
Okay, I guess not.
earl gray
Yeah, in terms of what?
It's okay to who?
michael mendoza
Well, it was a joke, but never mind.
And well, so also another chat in here that I thought was interesting.
Someone said, give some pushback, guests, too agreeable.
I'm like, nothing Elijah just said was like.
elijah schaffer
And also, this is my age.
michael mendoza
What am I supposed to do?
elijah schaffer
At least one person's on my payroll.
It's like, no, yeah, I'm not like saying like World War III started today.
We're just talking about addiction.
And the chat's even saying spot on analysis.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
It's like completely reasonable stuff.
It wasn't like it was like, it wasn't even super opinionated.
It's kind of like pretty standard stuff like people feel about this type of topic.
But yeah, it's kind of funny.
earl gray
To add to that, I would say, yeah, just to add to it, I guess I would say each sin is a portal to another sin.
You know what I mean?
So if you have some type of sin, it can lead to something else.
elijah schaffer
Like you said, vices can lead to sin.
earl gray
Yeah, exactly.
So it's about cutting all the sin out of your life or cutting all those things that make you partake sin.
And I think that's how you become a better person.
elijah schaffer
Cut off your hand if it causes you to stumble.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but that's what I meant about the gambling is like, so somebody, if they didn't have like, They've never slept at the hooker.
They've never been a partier and stuff, and they just want to play some card games.
It's like that's what I meant, the meat sacrifice to idols.
It's like that's not pulling them into some world, and they're not even tempted by that.
earl gray
But it could.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but that's why it's the meat sacrifices.
It's like you have to understand that you can't, as that guy who's trying to argue with someone, don't try to, you have to understand people who are judging you too.
Going, I get how this could be judged.
Like, that's my point.
It's like you got to be sensitive both ways.
And if you want to take a liberty and do something like that, then understand that some people are going to be offended by it and you shouldn't try to tell them, Hey, you should come with me.
And it's fine.
We can do it because that might not be fine for them.
So Christians don't realize some things are fine for others.
And the same thing, that's like with sex.
It's like sex in itself isn't evil.
In fact, in marriage, it's a good thing.
unidentified
Oh, the sex that I have is abominable.
michael mendoza
Really quick, too.
Okay, so chat, can you see what's on the screen?
Because Brian is telling me that you can see what it's on the screen.
So I don't know.
I'm just wondering.
One's in the chat if you can see the pinch.
elijah schaffer
Yes, we can.
He said, if you like poop on your dick, just marry an Indian woman.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
Okay, cool.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Okay, can we get that off the screen, Brian?
That would be great.
Thank you.
Take that off the channel.
michael mendoza
I'll put that up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, can we get that off the screen, guys?
Thank you.
Talk about not being agreeable.
So, those of you guys that are watching on YouTube, we're going to do the rest of the show on Rumble and on Censor TV and Locals.
Listen, things are going in a really positive direction, especially with my HIV results, which in that case, positivity is a bad thing.
Everyone says, What can be wrong about something positive?
Well, if it's a current, an electrical current in water, it could kill you.
Pause electrical current, positive HIV test.
You might have went to New York.
But no, but on the side, we are going in a fantastic direction.
For instance, like Todd is here, my old producer is here.
He's helping us build out the other studio.
He wants to do some street content.
We're creating like a whole new structure and like really good content.
We're not going to go away from just live streaming to doing pre-produced stuff, different things going on.
But basically, what's going to happen is we're only going to be streaming on like censored locals and Rumble.
Probably before the end of the year, we're going to be there only.
And then we're going to flip, you know, partway through at the end to being only on censored with a bonus segment at the end.
Because we just really don't like YouTube.
And we'll put clips up on YouTube.
You can still find us on there if you're watching.
Occasionally, we may stream on there.
Occasionally, just if there's like a big event, like a debate or something, so that you guys can know that we're live.
But you guys really got to support alt tech.
So we went ahead and set up new tech.
Brian and Mike worked really hard because I know it was dropping the other day because Rumble has its own issues.
So now we've kind of like switched some of the hardware and software in the studio around so that it kind of doesn't put as much burden on their servers so that we can have smoother streams.
We're really trying to work on this longer for you guys because we know that there's problems with alt tech.
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be on rumble and censored only all
right everybody ladies and gentlemen boys and girls so back you're happy you know guys So, give and take, give or take, Mike has got some good ideas and some bad ideas.
Uh, he wanted to do a debate stream last night.
The bad idea was expecting me to have my shit together for it.
The good idea tonight, he thought we weren't going to do a stream tonight, and I said, No, we're doing streams every night this week.
We're giving the people what they want, which is mediocre entertainment with a lack of preparation and low energy right into their devices that are cooking their balls, giving them cancer, and lowering the sperm count.
unidentified
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds about right.
elijah schaffer
The sales pitch.
Uh, yeah, we need a laugh track as well.
Uh, write that down, Brian.
No, uh, yeah, there's like a lot of things we need.
All right, guys, we're here.
Um, wow, okay, uh, what the hell is going on here?
So, there's um, there's somebody in the chat saying that I was attractive, uh, plebeian.
I was just checking if it was a boy or a girl because someone's like, you're married.
No, because the point was, is um, we just we're not gonna allow genuine uh gay hitting on in the chat, only fake gay.
michael mendoza
Oh, we're not, okay, oh, okay, got it, got it, okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's gonna be against the rules in the chat, yeah.
You can't be actually gay in the chat, you can only be fake gay in the chat, uh, but you can be gay at the after party, yeah.
Um, but uh, that's that's the key thing, all right.
Let's talk about some of the other stuff going on here.
So, this is a real story, so this is kind of crazy.
So, uh, I was today, I was telling my wife, this is a really good, a really good lesson.
You know, I was explaining to her multiple times that, you know, in the world, not to get ever get too comfortable with our life because everything could get taken away in a moment.
Some fucking jackass could sue you, you know, people could complain about sexism.
You know what I mean?
You could tell your boss he's going to hell because he's Mormon.
earl gray
Could get gangbanged.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It could get gang raped too.
You know, I always tell people this: by the way, just always count, just think about the approach.
If you publicly tell your boss he's going to hell, think about the consequences long term.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
However, on the flip side of things, those Mormons don't mess around, man.
michael mendoza
They don't.
earl gray
You know, they don't allow crosses in their churches.
I should tell you everything you need to know.
elijah schaffer
They're temples, not even churches.
earl gray
Oh, temples.
michael mendoza
I didn't even know that.
I actually just saw this like two-minute long video.
It was some like animated video on everything that they believe.
I did not know a lot of that stuff before.
And it's some like, it's almost like Scientology.
unidentified
You know, my family's mostly Mormon.
elijah schaffer
They're all in like Salt Lake City.
michael mendoza
Oh, it's the Mormon Jewish sect.
Okay, got it.
elijah schaffer
No, but that's actually true.
Like, my family's actually actually Mormon in Salt Lake City.
And I've been to the temple services before.
I've been to the camera.
earl gray
There's no crosses, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what was kind of weird, though, is at that time, I all of a sudden I went there and I started finding my cousin attractive, which I thought there was some Muslim energy going on there.
earl gray
And they can take, you can take multiple wives as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, all of a sudden, it was like, I felt like I had the Alabama affection glowing up inside of me.
And then I realized it was just I was being drugged by this new drug called Joseph Smith.
michael mendoza
Wow.
elijah schaffer
No, I was, I, okay, by the way, I'm fucking around because someone will clip that and be like, he said he was attracted to his cousin.
No, but it was weird because there was a little bit of that.
I like Mormons, by the way.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I like Mormons, but I just want to remind you: the Mormonism that you follow today of the last 25 years was a coalition decision by the church to try to be accepted as Christians rather than a cult because they are a cult.
And they wanted to be accepted.
So they moved away from a lot of the stranger theology that they were teaching in the church.
They've watered things down and then they started calling themselves the Jesus Christ, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, LDS, rather than Mormons.
They went away from the Mormon Mormonism to LDS so that they could have Jesus Christ in their name.
And it is a very interesting thing.
And the reason why it's hard to believe that there's anything wrong with Mormonism theologically is because the people are really nice.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
No, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So by the way, that's really why I took the, you can't really talk.
By the way, I'm not talking shit on Mormons.
I'm saying you can only really talk shit on the theology, not on Mormons, because there's no shit to talk on Mormons.
I like Mormons.
michael mendoza
I only know one.
elijah schaffer
I like them.
michael mendoza
I only know one Mormon.
elijah schaffer
You don't.
michael mendoza
And actually, I just found out the other day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just found out the other day once I was going through our company Hard Drive that you've had him on the show before, if you know who I'm talking about.
He goes by Kai Schwemmer, otherwise known as Kai Cliffs.
And actually he's doing his little two-year thing where they go away and then they do like the missionary service or whatever.
And I think he's in like Peru or some other like South American country or whatever.
But yeah, super nice guy in good shape.
You know, he's a good speaker.
So it's like, you know, I have nothing but positive things to say about that.
But you know, same thing with Jehovah's Witnesses too.
It's like they're nicest people in the world, but they just believe in some weird shit and then they coerce people into believing it by love bombing them.
So, you know.
elijah schaffer
Well, dude, I will say this, though.
I would much rather try to convert a Mormon girl than a lib girl, right?
So like if the point was because I think a lot of women, just like with politics, with religion, a lot of times they're like, oh, I just grew up, my family's Mormon and stuff.
And I think Mormon women can be saved, no pun intended.
But it's like, I would much rather go with a woman who's like bred to be a family-centric person, right?
And like, and like the ideals of family.
Like, I actually really love my family.
And I think it's interesting because I do meet guys who don't like their family.
Like, and I, and I, dude, okay.
You will have your nights.
Like, guys are retarded.
They're like, they have like one night.
michael mendoza
I'm going to get a divorce.
elijah schaffer
Like, but just go to bed.
You know what I mean?
Just take a nap and you'll be fine in the morning.
But genuinely, which you would know about this now too, better, this is not an offense, but even better than like, you know, getting married or whatever, I don't feel like I had a family until I had a kid.
Like, it's like, now you're like, okay, this is a family now.
Marriage is marriage, but you're not a family.
I don't like that.
Like, this is the newest family.
No, no, no.
You're a family when you have kids and I have another one coming.
And I feel like we can't stop.
Like, we got to just keep pumping them out.
Like, again, so with Mormons, they have that ideology of family-centric where they care a lot about having children.
They push the children aspect.
And to me, that's one of the hottest.
Like when my wife said she wouldn't have like six kids at least, I was like, oh, let's go.
Because honestly, I really do.
I really do love kids.
And even more, I wanted to be a pediatrician originally.
That's what I was going to school for originally.
Because I was like, oh, I want to help kids who are sick or whatever.
And now pediatricians are killing kids.
So that's not good.
But once you have your own kids, it changes everything.
Like, you fuck, I know it sounds redundant, but it's true.
You're like, you love.
Well, and I say too, the only closest thing to having your own kids, which is by example in life, for me at least is being an uncle.
Like you get a kind of a vibe of that.
You actually like the kids.
You don't care if they're stinky.
You like, you know, let them slobber on you or whatever.
Like, you don't care when you're an uncle, but when you're your kids, my son threw up into my mouth and I didn't care.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I put a picture up of it.
michael mendoza
So I'm an only child.
I went straight from having no nieces, no nephews, no brothers, no siblings, no nothing to just having a baby.
So it's like kind of a big jump.
But yeah, I mean, like, yeah, like you do get used to it.
And yeah, like it is interesting because for the first maybe, I mean, I was married with my wife for, I think, a year and a half before she got pregnant.
But it is surreal because it's like, you know, because that whole time, you're just doing your thing.
You're working.
You're hanging out at home.
You're watching Game of Thrones, blah, blah, whatever.
And then it's like you have a whole nother human that you have to care for every single day.
So it does kind of make it real.
Honestly, it's still a little bit surreal to me.
elijah schaffer
Every single minute.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I want to clarify.
michael mendoza
It's still surreal to me too, but yeah.
elijah schaffer
You can't even simplify it to every single day at the stage that your kids are.
michael mendoza
No, no, yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
You're taking care of that kid every 30 seconds.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right, exactly.
Which one thing I've thought about too, I mean, it's crazy that humans have even got to the point that they're at right now because every other animal is like completely self-sufficient once they pop out.
But babies, you have to like support their head.
If you're not supporting their head, they're like flopping over.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I tell my son that he fell.
He fell the other day and I said, you know, cockroaches can run when they're born.
And I'm supposed to pick you up.
michael mendoza
Get off your lazy little diaper ass.
elijah schaffer
Diaper rash ass.
You get up.
Are you better than a cockroach?
And then I made him do 60 laps and sleep on the ceiling.
No, parents are really weird with their kids.
But I agree with you on this.
It's like you also, this is one of the craziest things is when my son now, he really, really likes his uncle.
He likes his Grammy.
And he knows I'm a sucker for him.
So like he's like sometimes disrupting his sleep a little bit, tries to get up and come to the bed, the bedroom or whatever.
And Grammy and mommy are helping him to go to sleep.
And I can't help it.
He'll like stand by the door.
This happened last night.
So I grabbed him and my wife was mad.
I grabbed and brought him to bed with us.
unidentified
He's like, dude.
elijah schaffer
I put a little like dog cage on his door.
He can't get back.
unidentified
It's like, dude.
elijah schaffer
In his bed.
And I heard him.
I was like, I'm coming.
But you don't understand that love where you feel like your kid's in danger.
And that's why I understand God a lot better now.
And that sounds, you might have heard that, but I'm like, dude, there's nothing my son could do to make me hate him except for except for, I don't know, become transgender or something.
michael mendoza
Yeah, actually, one of Gavin McNiss's lines, Gavin said that he was like an atheist until he had his first kid.
And then he looked at his daughter's heel, I think it was.
And then he was just like, there's no way that that just happened by chat, which is like, by the way, it's like the most underwhelming part of the, like, I mean, the hand is very complex.
The hand, the foot, the brain, but it's like, instead, he decided to look at the heel and then was like, oh, this is the thing that is, you know, is proof of God.
I thought that was funny.
unidentified
But guys, don't read the chat right now.
elijah schaffer
I'm just taking pictures of these to send to Mike later.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, no, I saw him already.
earl gray
Yeah, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I think Mike, but Mike's been around enough content.
So if you ever noticed this, the reason why Mike's able to do so well on the show is I feel like you've watched so much content in your life that you already have a presence.
It's like people who have listened to a lot of music and suddenly they just learn an instrument, they pick up on it, they just know how to play it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I honestly just imitate other podcasters when I'm on the show.
I'm probably very different on the show versus when we're just hanging out or once we're like, because I mean, pretty much during the day, I mean, Elijah is how he is off camera, on camera.
You're talking all the time.
So it's just like natural for you.
I'm not.
I'm just like, I'm working all the time.
I'm always doing something behind the scenes.
So it's just like, I actually didn't even, you know, like initially once I first started working with Elijah, it wasn't even my plan to like ever be on the show.
Until you started to play.
elijah schaffer
No, it wasn't even.
It wasn't, but it was my plan.
michael mendoza
And it was your biggest mistake ever.
elijah schaffer
No, it was my plan because when I originally started slightly offensive, the goal was, was to get, like, this is why I don't like part of the reason why I don't like having women on sometimes is because like other women I've worked with in the past, like they're not as good as people think.
And so they're just women.
So people give them like, they have less standards for the quality of their work.
Like when women just have a lower like expectation, which is like, you ever see girls getting hired as sportscasters and stuff?
Like, you ever see two big reasons why some girls are getting hired as sportscasters?
I notice.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's not their resume.
It's not their personalities.
Maybe it is.
michael mendoza
No.
earl gray
I saw something the other night.
elijah schaffer
Really?
Don't get your beef up in one stick.
Get it up.
And it tastes better than never mind.
Farmer Bill's Bill told me.
michael mendoza
We'll work on that one.
elijah schaffer
No, I was going to say something, but that was actually going to make me sound like a fag when I said it.
I thought it was going to be funny to him, but it was going to burn me.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let me tell about this.
So I was talking to my wife about family, everything.
You know, I've had people take all my money away from me.
Be like, ha ha ha.
And I've built it up better than I have in the past.
So my wife trusts me.
As a man, they'll trust you.
But what happened today is I had just told her yesterday, hey, you know, if we ever lose it all, I'll figure it out again.
We're only making $40 a month, $48.
You're making like nine, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, $867, but you know, you're rounded up.
elijah schaffer
He's not even getting paid.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, I mean, he's free.
$867.
But it's funny.
I woke up today and USA Today shared this.
Bank of America customers report account outages.
Some seeing balances of $0.
The peak of outages was at 1 p.m.
Love how our outages are peaking.
Bro, is your outage peaking yet?
According to Down Detector, some customers reported problems accessing their accounts.
Customers using Bank of America reported having trouble accessing their bank accounts for at least several hours on Wednesday.
You can take that off the screen because I want to bring up something.
So I woke up and I was like, oh, that's interesting.
Bank of America, they lost their account.
Check this out.
This is an actual screenshot of my accounts here.
I was like, my personal and business Bank of America accounts were wiped to $0 in this alleged cyber attack.
So I woke up and there was no money.
And I clicked on it and there's nothing in there.
And it says you have $0 and it's all been removed.
It was completely withdrawn.
So I woke up today with, which is crazy, $96 lost.
michael mendoza
When you first open your account, does it show the two dashes or does it just say zero?
elijah schaffer
No, it has the names of the amount of money you have in your account.
If it's at zero, it's a dash.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay, gotcha.
elijah schaffer
Which never is.
But when you first open your account, it's at a ledger.
Everything's been removed.
It's an old account.
michael mendoza
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
But obviously, it's like, you know, you first open your account, it's like 35 bucks because they make you put like $35 in or whatever.
unidentified
Right.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But yeah, I literally cannot access my money right now.
So actually whatever is paying Todd.
earl gray
I mean, my account looks like that all the time.
elijah schaffer
So my bank has been glitching for 14 years.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
It's like your guys account.
earl gray
I thought everyone's account looked like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, by the way, I mean, has there been any problem?
Because normally this stuff happens and it's resolved within like an hour.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
Take me off the screen then because I don't want to like stuff.
michael mendoza
Like normally, normally this type of stuff happens and then it's resolved within an hour.
And I mean, rightfully so, because I mean, could you imagine if you just like, yeah, like, I mean, it's not only terrifying, but I mean, you know, we know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, it's gotten resolved.
My money's back in my account.
I often pay Todd then.
Hey, you're still making pay.
It's like, ooh, can you go pay Todd?
Yeah.
earl gray
That's big.
To hack a bank, that's big.
And then I know, yeah.
That's the second big hacking attack within two months.
michael mendoza
Well, so the first time.
elijah schaffer
But they also hacked the West Bank too, right?
michael mendoza
First time technically wasn't a hacking.
It was actually just black people writing checks to themselves that they didn't have the money for.
They went to go take out the money because it was a bank glitch.
And then the next day the bank was like, hey, you wrote a check for $20,000 and then withdrew the money instantly.
You actually owe us that now or else we're sending the police to get you.
So it wasn't so much a money glitch.
It's not GTA.
elijah schaffer
But do you know what's even funnier than the glitch?
The bank glitch is that people noticed today that at Bank of America, the bank accounts went to zero, but everybody's credit card balances stayed consistent.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
So Bank of America remembered how much you owed them.
And someone asked me, so that's actually a good question.
Why do I bank with Goy of America?
Well, number one, during January 6th, voluntarily, they handed over all of my bank records to the FBI.
That was like, I don't need, they were like, we just felt like we wanted to comply.
So we handed over your bank records to show that in case you were involved in terrorism, right?
Yeah.
And so I've had this account for a long time.
And you know what the reason is?
Well, Chase is objectively worse.
Okay.
Chase is objectively worse.
But also, I was traveling internationally and Bank of America has the sister bank.
It's crazy.
My wife goes, wait, the banks are owned by the same people?
Yeah, they have a sister bank in Australia.
And also Bank of America has a lot of international banks that all share with it.
So it's been really easy for me to travel around for business banking.
I'm able to run a bank and like, you know, work in another country and still run through American banks.
I know.
And someone's like, what the hell?
What the heck?
These banks are connected?
No, but it's been that way.
And I already got fucked, but Bank of America didn't shut me down.
And I've had friends get kicked out of chase and stuff.
And the only thing I'll probably end up doing is switching to a private bank.
The only problem is my friend's number one private bank that helps people, you have to put a deposit of 500K in order to open up the account.
You can't touch it for a year.
And my money is a little bit like young women and I'm like Biden, you know, can't stay away from it.
So 500K deposit.
michael mendoza
To not touch for a year one thing to have that, but to like not need to touch it for a year it's like yeah, here's 500k, I don't need to touch this yeah well yeah, and I mean i've always considered um, moving my money over to uh credit Unions because I mean, with credit unions they offer better uh, better loan rates, stuff like that.
So i've just never got around to it, and you know.
But there are advantages to banking with the big banks, but of course, then you're always susceptible to big hacks like this um, and then also too, like it's just, you won't get as favorable stuff with the big banks.
earl gray
The safest way is to just get Amazon gift cards and load them up.
That's what I do, yeah.
michael mendoza
Or uh, the uh green, the green dot cards, which is like what they sell at like Walmart and then like drug dealers are used.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if they ask you, if they ask you uh, let me go ahead and go here uh, to something very interesting, by the way, people Roblox, by the way, genuine thing, Brianna Moreo is uh, is a neighbor here and we want to have her back on the show.
So if you guys, this is not a joke i'm not asking to troll here.
Um, Breanna Morello was on.
If you enjoyed having her on and also if you want to have her on send, write nice comments on the last video and say Brianna was so awesome.
Send her dm, say I really enjoyed seeing you on.
Slightly offensive, this is not a joke.
Um, she's a neighbor here.
We're trying to make we're trying to make good friends with neighbors that are around here.
It's like kind of like in when I was in Blaze, I got a lot of people to move to the area.
We're now currently working on getting everyone to move here.
Yeah um, so we can just have regular friends on.
She happens to live here as well and so we want to have her as, like you know, normal fun part of like the gang or whatever.
Um, but we know that we're a pretty intense show and we know that people that are in the news it might be a bit of an adjustment to be on a show like this.
So she's been a super good sport.
We've enjoyed her on a lot.
But go ahead and dm her or whatever on on uh, on x or whatever.
And i'm this is serious be like yo, I.
Yeah, you're great, fantastic.
Thanks for coming on and like being a good sport.
Uh, because we just want to encourage our guests and um, I always, when people are new here, I want to make it a good effort to actually be a good audience and like, let them know we enjoyed them, give them good feedback.
Yeah uh, because you guys are freaking awesome.
michael mendoza
Yeah she yeah, she definitely brings balance to this show.
As I said last night, it's like this is like a group project in college and then she's the one who does all the work and then, and then we're just the ones who show up on the last day, and then we, and then we read one slide of the presentation.
And if you're wondering why I can recall that analogy so well, it's because I went through that plenty of times in college.
elijah schaffer
Yeah see, people are saying I liked her, she was fun.
Um, make sure, screenshot a couple of these things.
unidentified
Uh, you're all just screenshot and oh, go ahead, screenshot from the computer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, i'll do it all.
Right, could I just want to make sure that we don't scare her off, because I think she can really.
She can really grow into the show.
Plus, I think, you know, she could maybe be a contributor or whatever.
You know, I think we can really grow uh, in that way, maybe work with VNN and stuff in the future.
You know, I think there's a lot of opportunity.
Um, I wanted to talk about a couple of uh interesting things.
unidentified
Okay, question chat chat, question chat chat.
elijah schaffer
Is this real if we switch into into a segment right now about some funny hypocritical stuff about Israel and the Jews?
Is that gonna, are you guys gonna leave or are you guys gonna stay?
I don't usually do this.
So one's in the chat if you're fine moving to the segment or twos in the chat if you're burned out by this topic and you just want to like talk about something else.
Because I did have some funny shit here that I thought was pretty pretty pretty hilarious.
Like moments where you know when people like are like mad like you'll see people like basically tweet out like Lauren Chen took money from Russia?
Anyone taking money from a foreign country should never be involved in conservative politics while they have like an Israeli flag in their bio.
michael mendoza
I know yeah.
elijah schaffer
You're like, all right.
michael mendoza
Everyone's dropping ones right now.
And also too, someone said about Brianna, they said that sadly she is not anti-Semitic.
Yeah, that may be true.
I mean, we aren't either, obviously, but she did drop the IQ red pill last night, which actually surprised me.
And it's good to, it's good to see that people are like, you know, that's actually starting to become more and more mainstream, which is crazy that Jared Taylor is still banned from Twitter.
So, you know, also, let's unban Jared Taylor from Twitter because that's completely, this doesn't make any sense.
elijah schaffer
And great, Corn Pop Defense said, make her show more tits.
It's very constructive.
That's the kind of comments we are asking you not to send.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I was going to say, you know, telling our audience to DM her is probably a married menet.
elijah schaffer
Why are you messaging this young woman?
Yeah.
She told me to go to her DMs.
I didn't tell you to send a dick pic.
I said to just tell her she was a great host.
I think she has a lot of opportunity there to grow around.
Now, I want to read a couple things here.
So one of the crazy things was, we'll go into this.
Oh, look, we did lose people.
People are like, all right, we lost like 40 people in that.
michael mendoza
Many such cases.
elijah schaffer
When I was like, do you want to go into that?
You're like 2 million.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
We're going to talk about this.
So on a funny note, you know, Constantin Kisson, if you go to my screen here, it's funny because right now a lot of people are talking about rooting out anti-Semitism in our country.
But when they talk about it, it's like they're talking about themselves.
They just have like the players wrong.
It's like when Mark Cuban said that the mainstream media slants conservative.
He's like, it's right wing.
The mainstream media just slants conservative.
You do got it right.
It slants, but you just got it flipped.
Well, Constantine Kisson, who's like one of these James Lindsay, like pseudo-intellectuals, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Funded by Australians.
I think he's British, but I think he's funded by an Australian.
I think so.
I mean, I met the guy who said he funds him at Australia CPAC.
michael mendoza
Shout out.
elijah schaffer
That's like this next week.
Enjoy the circle jerk.
He said, I'm starting to think that allowing hostile foreign governments to fund our media and universities was not such a good idea.
Probably referencing Qatar, probably referencing like Al Jazeera.
michael mendoza
Probably referencing.
Probably talking about China or, you know, I don't know who else he's talking about.
elijah schaffer
I just thought this was, it's always funny.
So Constantine Kisson is like one of the biggest Zionists.
michael mendoza
Is he Jewish too?
Well, I mean, his name sounds like a Greek or something.
elijah schaffer
And it doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't matter.
But it doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
But I do know that these are like the very pro-Zionist side who tend to like, they like to platform the more liberal side of the right to try to like make the right only.
It's like the gatekeeping, right?
michael mendoza
Oh, he is.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I didn't know that.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
No, that doesn't matter.
unidentified
Not that that matters.
elijah schaffer
No, it doesn't matter.
But what I noticed, I had noticed.
So that's ironic because I noticed that he was gatekeeping a lot on this issue and was like intentionally – they intentionally platform certain types of right-wingers that are more libertarian, more liberal and intentionally keep – this is what I always tell people.
They keep the real conservative people off so that they kind of normalize that this is the standard of what right-wing is.
And it's sort of, it waters down the value system.
That's how I got a job.
By the way, I'm not talking shit.
I got a job because they thought I was gay and Jewish.
I'm not joking.
That's a real story.
I literally got a job because they thought I was gay and Jewish from LA and they got it half right.
So it is interesting, though, when these people who are these gatekeepers, you know, they come out and they start saying like, you know, it's really bad if we let foreign countries and people with nefarious ideas control our universities and our governments and our media.
Who else does more of that than Israel?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, it's like kind of ironic.
michael mendoza
That's all I'm saying.
By the way, and like you likened him to James Lindsay.
I mean, I will say to say one good thing about James Lindsay, he actually has done the work in terms of reading stuff on communism, Marxism, whatever.
He's drawing the wrong conclusion based off of it.
I don't think Constantine has even done the work.
I mean, he's kind of just like a dole.
I mean, anytime I've like, okay, first of all, they named their show Trigonometry.
I mean, if that doesn't make you cringe so hard that you want to just like blow your head off, then I don't know what to tell you.
But I mean, yeah, he doesn't seem like the smartest guy.
I don't know what his background is.
And, you know, like he's definitely more seasoned podcaster than me.
So I mean, you know, wait, can we say this way?
No, no.
elijah schaffer
This is, I'm going to correct you here.
And, you know, hold your thoughts.
You know, don't, don't, don't, don't try to get all your words in one in one sentence here.
Just quiet down, Earl, please.
Two minutes.
unidentified
This guy's just yeep out of me.
Yeah.
it's not your show oh man So good.
michael mendoza
Just finally got a break from him for one second.
elijah schaffer
It's like just quietness in the room.
No, I was going to say is this, is people come back to me and I get this.
This is why people don't want to fight me anymore.
They go, oh, you know, like, for instance, when I, when I'll say, like, oh, well, no one's really watching you anymore.
They go, no one's watching you.
Your views are even lower than me.
Who are you to be talking?
Oh, I'm not intelligent.
Last night you didn't have any opinions on the debate and you talked about chicken, you know?
And I go, but so you get it now.
Yeah, I don't like, this is literally the best worst show on the internet.
Like, we don't, we categorize it as a bad show.
It's, but it's a, it's of the bad shows.
It's one of the best.
Like, what I would say of like terrible shows that are out there, we're up on the top, like of the better, of the worst.
And even on top of that, it's like, we, I don't take myself seriously.
Like, I'm not presenting myself as an intellectual.
I literally call myself retarded.
Like, that's why it's like the debate last night.
It's like, that was horrible.
It was called the most retarded debate stream.
michael mendoza
I know.
elijah schaffer
You went on a debate stream that was labeled that it's retarded and then you wondered why it was retarded.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Why don't you just read?
So the difference with like a show like this or like Gavin or somebody is they don't take themselves seriously.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right.
So it's the people that like that where they're like, like, I have a warning for you guys.
Like, shut up, nerd.
You know what I mean?
And like, you're a nerd.
Yeah, but I don't claim I'm not.
You're trying to be a gatekeeper intellectual and you're retarded.
So just admit it.
And if you didn't take yourself seriously, then I wouldn't talk shit.
I would talk no shit on these guys.
They were like, I'm just a retarded Jewish guy that likes Israel and I gatekeep for it.
michael mendoza
And they take themselves dead serious too.
That's the, like, and that's the kicker.
And I'm glad that you pointed that out because, yeah, it's like one thing, because I mean, you know, this is more of a casual show.
We have fun.
We joke around, whatever.
But it's like they take themselves dead serious.
And then, and by the way, I mean, I don't know if you remember when they had Pearl on, they just browbeat her into disavowing Nick Fuentes, which she didn't do.
But I mean, they seriously spent like probably 20, 30 minutes of their episode with her just trying to browbeat her into disavowing Nick Fuentes.
So, you know, there are all these like intellectual dark web types who are all for free speech or whatever until it's someone that they don't agree with on a very specific topic.
And then all of a sudden they have to kind of beat them into submission.
So it's just, you know, part for the course for these things.
elijah schaffer
Take me off the camera folks.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
I have to take care of this.
I want to play something.
Yeah.
I was going to say, go ahead, sir.
earl gray
I don't know too much about these guys, but I wouldn't say they're retarded or anything.
He seemed like an you're right, like a serious type guy wants to be like a Jordan Peterson type guy.
michael mendoza
Do you know who Alex Friedman is?
earl gray
Yes.
michael mendoza
He's like that robot looking guy who like who like wears the same suit.
He has like no tone in his voice, no emphasis, no nothing.
Yeah, but yeah, but somehow he can still get all of the best interviews.
Like he like interviewed Ye, he interviewed Elon Musk, all the biggest people.
I mean, I think it's a total psyop.
I think he's like funded by someone that we just don't know who it is.
But I mean, that's kind of like the, Oh, which also too, by the way, if I'm not mistaken, if you like any tweet that's critical of him, he'll find you and then block you.
I'm blocked by him.
And I'm really like, I have like 3,000 followers on Twitter.
I'm nobody on Twitter.
He, yeah, he searched me out, blocked me.
And also, too, like, he has a picture in front of this, like, chalkboard at a college because he says that he went to Harvard and he taught there.
earl gray
Or is he a lecturer at MIT?
michael mendoza
Yeah, MIT.
unidentified
That's it.
michael mendoza
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But someone did the research and they said that there was no record of it.
So, you know, that's.
earl gray
It was some like online class or some associate professor.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So, but like, that's, that's just saying that, like, these people have like a very sketchy background and then they feel like they kind of come out of nowhere.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then they have to like overcompensate for it later.
And then they're like, you know, so they have to like, you know, by the way, I mean, this is why I'm just like straight up.
Like, it's just like, hey, actually, by trade, I'm a graphic designer.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, that's why it's kind of good being on this type of show where it's like, there's kind of this like this cloak, this cloak that we kind of donned upon ourselves where we can like get away with stuff like that.
But yeah.
earl gray
What I was going to say, you mentioned Lex, and he made a post.
I don't know, it was last year or something about his book list.
This is when I found out.
unidentified
I remember this.
michael mendoza
I remember that.
earl gray
And it was like a book a week, right?
And then it was War and Peace by Dustin.
Dude, it was like, yeah.
Nobody can get through that book in a week.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, no, like he might as well have put like Captain Underpants.
Actually, Captain Underpants would have been a better selection for his book list because it was all the most cringe stuff.
Like it was like it was almost like the same list when liberals are like, these are the books that conservatives are banning in Florida.
And it's like 1984.
It's like, none of these books are banned.
I can show you a few banned books if you really want me to.
I can show you some banned books.
But it's like 1984.
It was like Moby Dick.
I don't know.
It's like, yeah.
earl gray
It was like a high school reading list, basically.
That's kind of what it was.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
But the funny thing was the time limit was like a week to read a book that's a thousand pages and it's like the most intense.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
earl gray
A lot of them were like that as well.
michael mendoza
Yeah, which by the way, I mean, anyone in this generation, anyone millennial or younger, you know, maybe this is just me because I'm retarded, much like my friend Elijah over here.
But like I get through 20 pages of a book and then my attention span just does not allow me to get through the rest of it.
I don't know if anyone else has a problem in the chat.
But yeah, like I have this problem all the time where it's like, even if it's a book that I'm really interested in reading, I just like can't get more or can't get past more than 20 pages without like having to go check my phone or do something else.
It's a really bad problem, but I have a bunch of books on my shelf that are just still unfinished.
So maybe one day I'll get around it.
earl gray
There's one book that I just read in like a day or two days.
What was it called Hannibal Lecter?
No, it was like My Struggle or something.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
earl gray
So I don't know what it was, but I blew through that.
It was very interesting.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
The thing is, I have read a lot of Hitler's writings.
What?
I have read a lot of them.
And the thing is, is that I didn't disagree with basically anything he said except his anti-Semitism, which I would like to come out and just say was repulsive.
That was disgusting.
michael mendoza
Yeah, and then you know what?
You know what?
I have a message for Adolf Hitler right now.
Camera Brian could me, cooled with the anti-Semitism, okay?
Just cool.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, have you ever just thought about going back in time and looking at Hitler and saying, stop it.
michael mendoza
Have you ever had a bagel with cream cheese before?
I mean, that actually might.
earl gray
I've never thought about bagels.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that actually might actually cure the anti-Semitism.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever had sex with the bagel and put your cream cheese in it?
michael mendoza
No, but next topic.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So I want to, so that was funny.
On top of that, you know, no, on top of that, I want to look at a couple funny things that are out here.
Okay, so let me talk about this.
I don't get into drama, but I want to say something that I think is hilarious right now.
So the New York Post, they keep coming out with one of these articles every week, right?
RFK Jr. is accused of flings with at least three women he met through anti-vax group in the last year amid Olivia Newsy affair.
He likes to fuck.
Dude, does everyone already understand that?
He's an RFK.
He's a Kennedy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The Kennedys are known for being killed and fucking.
That's a good idea.
earl gray
And he was on a drug benda for like half his life, right?
Wasn't he on Oakland?
elijah schaffer
No, but even recently, like, the dudes on TRT, he's jacked, he's rich, and he's a political, like, he's a wealthy guy.
And every day they come out, it's like, dude, did you know he's banging another chick?
unidentified
And you're like, who's like that other guy?
earl gray
Who's that other health influencer that had like 16 gals on?
elijah schaffer
Oh, Dan Brazilian.
unidentified
No.
michael mendoza
No, he's not a health influencer.
earl gray
You know the jacked guy that's Andrew something?
elijah schaffer
Tate.
Andrew Tate.
earl gray
Yeah, it was Andrew Ted.
No, it was some guy, and they did like a hit piece on him.
There's like, he was seeing 16 women at a time, and he just never talked about it.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Well, the thing is, I don't, the thing I don't understand about this is this is the funny part.
Okay, so this is, I love the selective moral outrage of America on things like this.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
The right coincidentally, or coincidentally, will say, you know, we need to stop talking about abortion.
You know, Americans just accept abortion.
And then they'll be like, I just really upset.
RFK was banging some chicks and he's married.
And you go, so you've accepted murdering kids as just a non-debatable subject, but you draw the line at making them.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
But killing them is like, okay.
You have reversed morality.
And it's not to downplay any of this stuff, but like with RFK Jr. also, it is interesting to me.
And this remains one of the topics that canceling doesn't really work anymore.
Because I don't know, is it that we're so inundated with information or that we're so tired of the cancel culture that when people like say stuff like, you know, even when you hear that like celebrities like eating babies, you go, oh, I'm more concerned about who's not.
You know, like things don't really like, we're all jaded maybe.
Like you read, like I read this and it's just like, I doubt this does anything, but 20 years ago, this would have ended his career.
michael mendoza
Yeah, who's the last person that was effectively canceled that like lost a bunch of opportunities and jobs and gigs?
It was kind of censored.
I can't.
elijah schaffer
Bill O'Reilly, maybe?
michael mendoza
But that, well, I mean, like, Bill O'Reilly was kind of like in the middle of like me too.
elijah schaffer
And he still just wrote a new book that was sold at Costco.
michael mendoza
And then he was on Patrick McDavid's podcast the other day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I was like, I guess.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
But like, I mean, he was kind of in the middle of it.
Yeah, he was in the middle of a million dollars the whole thing.
I can't think of someone who was like effectively canceled, even like, even in like the last 15 years.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
People saying, and people, people are saying other people in there.
No, a lot of these people canceled themselves.
Guys, like, we're talking about people who did just get away and couldn't.
That's true.
earl gray
Amihama got canceled for tying women up and saying he's going to eat them.
Yeah, oh, Army Jr. is like.
michael mendoza
I've heard that name before.
I don't know who it is.
earl gray
Yeah, he's in.
elijah schaffer
Well, if someone said Ali Alexander, that's not getting canceled.
That's a different situation.
michael mendoza
Yeah, he's canceling himself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's canceling yourself.
earl gray
You got canceled himself.
He was in Hollywood.
unidentified
He had an issue.
elijah schaffer
No, Ali Alexander, I'm saying.
Do you know some Jewish guy put out a video trying to tie me to Ali Alexander in a selectively edited video that was on two unrelated statements?
And first of all, I have no connection to that guy.
Two reasons.
I pray for his soul, but he's got an unfortunate physiogamy.
But I pray for his soul.
And he's never been rude to me or anything.
I have no relationship to him at all.
But also, I don't think I've interacted with the guy beyond seeing him somewhere.
Like, you can't time anything.
And you know what?
I fed it.
I go, who the fuck would make a video trying to tie me to this weirdo?
Looked in who was behind it.
It's a Jewish guy and a Jewish organization.
Try harder.
michael mendoza
Every single day.
unidentified
Try harder.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, try harder, you fucking idiots.
And they're like, I don't hold my world views because I'm anti-Semitic.
I hold my world views because every single time.
It's like every single time I'm dealing with some bullshit.
I go, someone's like, by the way, someone put out some video today trying to tie you to a pedophile.
And I go, what the fuck?
And I go, who the fuck would do that?
I go, that's a fucking just like gay Jewish shit.
And the guy goes, wait till I tell you.
I go, ah, okay, okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
I get tired of these people.
I really do.
I start to get very tired of them.
But most of all, I do just laugh.
Someone said, Eli's too old for all these.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oops.
Anyway, I'm not going to talk shit on him on here.
I don't know the situation.
I just mean like, you know, they're not really good.
All right, check this out.
So speaking of the debate, something really weird.
Politico says that JD Vance's beard is toxic masculinity, and Tim Waltz's bulging eyes show his passion.
This is so freaking pathetic.
Yes, Vance's beard matters.
I don't know.
We have an internet going at three megabits per second or something.
unidentified
What's going on?
michael mendoza
I don't know what's going on.
I think because I'm downloading that copy of the adult version of the.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I thought you were actually about to tell me that you're like downloading someone and say, you fucking idiot while we're lying.
michael mendoza
Just close it real quick.
elijah schaffer
All right, just get it off.
michael mendoza
Let's try to click it again.
elijah schaffer
Get it off there.
michael mendoza
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Hey, it's like, hey, we just fixed our software, but we can't load images.
All right, there you go.
Look at this.
Vance is the first White House wannabe to wear facial hair in 80 years.
Research indicates that voters see beards as more masculine.
That can be positive to some, but to others, especially women, it can be negative, conveying aggression and opposition to feminist ideals.
unidentified
Okay, can we fucking stop equating women to feminism?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Like, most women are feminists.
Even the right-wing ones that work in the right-wing world, they're like raging feminists.
They're raging.
They're all complaining about sexism and harassment and everything.
It's like, oh, shut up, you bitch.
Stay, stop telling me I'm a sexist misogynist, you fucking useless bitch.
michael mendoza
You're a fucking dumb whore of me.
elijah schaffer
You dumb whore.
No, I'm sorry.
That's a joke.
I'm joking.
No, but on the flip side, why?
Okay, I actually want to know your answer on this.
Why is it that they don't just promote feminism, but they don't promote masculinity and discourage it, right?
So it's like, it's not that they're just encouraging women to act like men.
They're encouraging men not to act like men.
Like, you know, wearing a beard could make you more masculine.
So you'd go, oh, so girls will like it, which is makes women hate you.
And you're like, that's what they're saying.
Women will hate you if you're masculine.
earl gray
Yeah, well, it's like an intimidation tactic.
Is that where that seems sort of.
michael mendoza
I think it's for the same reason why they put our, like, they, they, they put out articles.
Well, like, you know, it's kind of like cliche, I'd say it, but it's like the whole like fat acceptance movement because, you know, once your testosterone starts to raise, once you start to go to the gym or whatever, people become more inherently right-wing because then they don't feel like they have to have big daddy government bail them out or save them or protect them.
That's true.
earl gray
That's based on a study, right?
When people start working out and getting fucked, they start getting more racist.
michael mendoza
So I think that's why.
elijah schaffer
You started getting racist first.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then I said, push me to work out.
michael mendoza
Exactly.
Yeah, right.
That's the way it should be.
But I think that's probably what's going on.
It's not enough to promote women's rights, quote unquote, but they have to make sure that there's not even defense from that, which would be men actually being masculine and dangerous, by the way.
elijah schaffer
We're starting to get comfortable with each other on the podcast where we're going to end up having really long views.
I don't know why that's on the screen.
michael mendoza
Oh, sorry.
elijah schaffer
No, we're going to have really long streams in the future.
We'll end up talking about this stuff.
There's a lot to talk about.
But I said, what do you think about that?
About the idea there?
earl gray
I think it's weird that there's somebody out there that's checking everybody's beards for the last 80 years and being like, that goes the first day to have one.
Like, that since 1942?
Who keeps track of this shit?
Also, that's what I want to know.
michael mendoza
I love how in that article thing, too, they call him a White House wannabe.
earl gray
Oh, okay.
michael mendoza
They don't call Kamala a White House wannabe, but once it comes to JD Vance, he's a wannabe.
He's a White House one.
elijah schaffer
But I call her a...
I'm just going to say...
unidentified
Oh, whoa.
michael mendoza
Whoa.
unidentified
Whoa.
michael mendoza
A nincompoop.
We call her.
elijah schaffer
It gets even better because Tim Waltz, Walt's wide eye showed his passion.
While he was raping Americans' ears live on air, Tim Waltz kind of surprised, but for Walt, it simply revealed his emotional intensity.
Like during an exchange about abortion, the dynamic and empathetic facial motion grabs the viewers' attention.
I'm going to be honest here.
earl gray
Do you mean aborted before?
elijah schaffer
Do you have some wire screen?
I'm not friends with aborted babies.
earl gray
I know a lot of aborted babies.
michael mendoza
They're great people.
elijah schaffer
I eat them.
No, but you know what's funny about this is I'm 100% positive that they put these old guys in like Medafanil or something like that that they're not accustomed to it and they don't do enough trials.
michael mendoza
And they're like, there's geeked out.
They're just geeked out.
elijah schaffer
They are geeked out.
earl gray
You know, they're on medication.
elijah schaffer
Dude, there's no way, especially with nerves and everything like that.
They're putting you on the screen.
earl gray
I'm on medication right now.
elijah schaffer
Really?
unidentified
Let's go.
earl gray
Help with my nerves.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
People are on medication.
It's a because I'm drinking tea.
earl gray
No, but why did they choose the most unflattering photo?
Like, even the photo they show of his eyebrows.
unidentified
Let me go to this.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to show you this in a second.
I want to show you this.
I actually put up some screenshots.
It was really weird.
The overall spookiness of the bookiness.
Let me go down here.
michael mendoza
Also, just really quickly, why is my internet not working?
While you're pulling that up, you know, I think everyone on screen can see this chat right now, but we got a super chat for $5 that said, got here late.
Did you see Trump say he believes in genetics?
It was subtle.
He said it when he did an interview with Dave Ramsey.
I did not know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, have you seen the woman that he married and the son they produced, Baron Trump?
michael mendoza
Well, also, too, he's talked like plenty of times about having good German blood, right?
Like, and then, and then he's even talked about immigrants poisoning the blood of the country.
So, I mean, yeah, that's like he seriously said this years ago.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he did say this.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
That's why I said we went 2016 Trump back when he said, I love the quote when he was like, Mexico's sending their worst.
They're rapists.
They're drug dealers.
They're raping.
And some, I assume, are good people.
Like, it was just like, he just dismissed Mexicans as like, some are good.
By the way, we're at a gig up and down, so I don't know what's going on here with the internet.
It must be something gay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm not even joking.
Like, I don't, it must be the browser or something like that.
So I guess it's working now.
Let me go down here to this.
So I have some screenshots from the soy jack.
earl gray
It is a soy jack of Tim Walsh, right?
michael mendoza
Like, you know what?
earl gray
Bugging out.
michael mendoza
You know what?
I just did the soy jack face, and I completely regret that because now someone's going to screenshot that and then they're going to use it forever.
So, you know, and I probably just exacerbated that problem by bringing that up because it's going to be the Discord for sure, and someone's going to tag me probably in the next five minutes over it.
earl gray
So you're going to call it way more as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
Why is there always something fucking wrong with this podcast?
Like, I can't get my computer to work.
Like, that's crazy.
What the fuck is wrong with all this equipment?
michael mendoza
But, chat, can you still see us?
Like, I mean, we're still live.
elijah schaffer
I just can't show anything on my screen.
michael mendoza
I mean, it's just crazy that we can't pull anything up, but they can button.
elijah schaffer
Check this out, though.
So, leftists were roasting after the after the big shout out to Tyler Russell.
Yeah, so, so, uh, so, leftists were actually using this as a roast.
So, I follow a lot of liberals.
I'm in a lot of liberal algorithms, and I thought this was really funny.
There are two types of right-wingers: Alex Clark from Turning Point.
JD is crushing so far.
Pink Ty is a gene is genius.
Best climate change answer I've ever heard a Republican give, let's go!
And then Tyler Russell said, Jews have completely infiltrated the U.S. government and are using it to help create greater Israel and build a third temple and take over the world with AI.
And Republicans are yapping about Tim Waltz putting tampons in his bathrooms.
michael mendoza
Can I have an air horn for that one, please?
elijah schaffer
That sounds like a Fuentes talking about.
michael mendoza
No, yeah, he's like good friends with Nick.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
That's because Fuentes was saying something.
I saw some clip today where he was talking about AI controlling everything.
And he's probably right.
Yeah, he's smarter than me.
I can tell you that.
michael mendoza
Big shout out to Tyler Russell.
Big shout out.
elijah schaffer
Is that somebody we should know?
michael mendoza
Yeah, well, no, he's a friend of mine, but you haven't got a chance to meet him yet.
Yeah, no, yeah, he's a good guy, originally Canadian, but not going to say what he's up to now, but he's a smart guy, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Random statement.
I was going to say, on the Groiper, he's a Griper?
michael mendoza
Yeah, he's a Griper.
elijah schaffer
So on the Groipers, here's one of my main things.
People always ask me if I'm a Griper or whatnot.
One of the things I've never really been big on following people or movements.
Like, I'm not one to even follow rules, right?
I'm not really one to follow orders or anything.
michael mendoza
Come on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, hygiene.
No, no, but yeah, so I understand a lot of young men, you know, look up to Andrew Tate or, you know, if you're disaffected, you're going to look up to Fuentes and stuff.
And I like these guys.
I think that they're doing really good work.
They're, you know, they're hilarious.
Like, I think Fuentes and Tate, they're good examples.
They're like kind of two different archetypes of a different kind of man with the same sort of like origin story for that type of person, right?
So it's like, they're very different, but people get what I mean here.
But it's like, you know, but I like Tate.
And, you know, I guess he follows me now.
I'd have him on the show.
I'm going to do a show at the end of this month with Fuentes.
I've always been, you know, good.
We've been really good together and good friends.
But I'd rather just have my own ideas and try to be friends with people than to like really get all my ideas from one person.
However, and I do find with the Groipers that when I hear them talk, it's crazy because I will talk to Nick like just the other day outside of things.
And when I'm hearing like random accounts, it seems like I'm talking to him.
I'll say something and be like, you know, the AI is the Jews are using AI to control the Greater Israel.
Like, I don't know why that just sounds like something Nick would like text something.
That sounds like something he would just say.
I don't know anyone else who would claim to say that the Jews are using AI to control the world.
I don't know anyone.
michael mendoza
Do you remember when Angry Patriot made that clip of Nick in the Starbucks with a cake pop on the table?
And he was talking about exactly that because it was from that clip.
elijah schaffer
I didn't see that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, you did.
I remember that we talked about it at the time.
But yeah, that was the clip where he was talking about me.
So much stuff is going on.
It's just kind of hard to remember.
But yeah, that is true.
That's funny.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Eli, wear cat ears on the head and Nick will get a boner.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, it's so gay.
You know, all this stuff is.
michael mendoza
I love how people talk about a stream that he did publicly as if it's like, oh, it's like same thing that they do with you, where it's like, oh, this unearthed Elijah footage.
It's like, that's from a stream that we did where he called himself gay.
Like, it's just like.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
One time I said I'm gay on a stream and then someone literally clipped it out, put it this, this dumb fucking ex-prostitute bitch, put it up on her page and was like, expose new footage surfaces Elijah homosexual.
It's like me going like, yeah, I'm gay.
earl gray
I'm fucking gay.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
She's like, oh, God, we got his ass.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, like, it's like, this actually speaks to me.
earl gray
I feel like you say that like 20 times every show.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of that, like, that's like, this actually was just today.
Look at this.
Is it true you're homosexual?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And I'm married to a Jew.
You know, like, that's, that's, uh, that's, what do people say?
That's amazing.
Shalom, Elijah Shea Christine.
Shalom, a Jewish man named Jerry.
They're so hot.
Big mistake.
L, did he got the E-booty?
Oh, man.
michael mendoza
That's funny.
elijah schaffer
Based.
I love him to look up base.
That's my type of people.
The people that read that and go, bass.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Absolutely crazy.
michael mendoza
I've been doing that recently where, you know, people talking about gay sex and I'm like, based?
Like, it's just like a funny thing to do.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's part of the show.
I want to look at a couple more interesting things.
By the way, the Pandix, the Pan Express boy slop didn't come, so instead I ordered us some just chicken because that was a better idea.
Okay.
One of the craziest things I've ever seen.
So Jimmy Carter came out and said he was voting for Kamala.
This is from thegatewaypunnet.com.
And I read the headline, right?
Everybody knows I'm a journalist for the gatewaypunnet.com.
We just expanded the show.
unidentified
Just got a big news report there.
elijah schaffer
So we're doing a lot.
Everyone knows I'm a journalist.
I don't do a podcast for anyone else but censor TV, which you guys should support.
But I do news stuff on the side.
It's how I don't get canceled, actually.
It's like, they, you know, put journalists in your name and people take you seriously.
I don't know why, because that's actually how I don't take people seriously, right?
If I'm not a journalist, I fucking hate them.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
That's why I hate who I am.
But Jimmy Carter was wheeled outside in a shocking condition to celebrate his 100th birthday.
Son claims a former presence just wants to stay alive to vote for Kamala Harris.
I'm going to warn you, this is a Helen Keller situation.
earl gray
I was almost going to say that.
Does he have a translator?
elijah schaffer
This is him being wheeled out.
earl gray
Oh, okay, great.
elijah schaffer
He's excited to vote for Kamala Harris.
Is he dead?
michael mendoza
When you nudge and she keeps sucking.
unidentified
Oh, can I get an air horn for that?
earl gray
I'd be surprised if he even knew who Kamala Harris was.
elijah schaffer
I like how you know how it's kind of fun to actually switch.
What's hard to do?
By the way, the only reason why it's the reason why I need you to switch or what it is is I can talk and switch.
It's hard to know where to take the conversation or like to keep into like look stuff up while you're switching.
You are talking and you're like trying to like look up the next thing.
It's like it's hard to do.
michael mendoza
Just wait till I have the soundboard.
It's about to get really lit here.
That's gonna be crazy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're all about to spend much more.
Everyone's gonna have a screen soon too to put stuff up on the screen.
But former president Jimmy Carter was wheeled outside to watch a military flyover in his backyard in Plains, Georgia, to celebrate his 100th birthday.
That is so brutal.
unidentified
Who is this guy?
Wow.
michael mendoza
That guy.
elijah schaffer
That guy needs some meat on his bones, particularly from Farmer Bills at farmerbillsprovisions.com, promo code Elijah, for 10% off the amazing Bill Tong.
Everybody could use some of this.
I'm not even joking.
Get some of this.
Make sure if you're just joining the chat, you get some of the Farmer Bills Bill Tong.
It's the most moist and actually high protein.
It has no nitrates, no sugar, anything like that.
It's freaking bomb.
It's like basically like dried ribeye.
It's amazing.
But isn't that crazy?
They're like, yeah, and my father's really happy to vote for Kamala.
Sir, the last time someone that looked like that voted, they voted for Biden.
You remember that?
A lot of people think that we're voting for Biden.
michael mendoza
Yeah, that's right.
elijah schaffer
I'm right.
I'm dying with Biden.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
That's a new campaign slogan.
If he didn't drop out, that would have been the campaign slogan, dying with Biden.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said that's an embalmed corpse.
By the way, there was also a $2 super chat which we missed.
It said, I'm not telling White Shirt to kill himself.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You still want to read that one.
michael mendoza
No, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I've been at war with that guy, actually.
But I muted him in the chat earlier, so good fuck.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Elijah selling moist meat is fitting.
But also, somebody said to right there, they literally said the Farmer Bills is amazing, which is true.
You guys have been buying it.
michael mendoza
It actually is.
elijah schaffer
It actually is.
michael mendoza
This is not a live read.
It actually is.
elijah schaffer
So if you like the idea of having a dried meat that's like high protein that you can eat on the go, and the downsides are two things.
They have too much sugar, too many nitrates, and make you bloated.
This is good.
And also, it's kind of creepy because, like, I haven't, I actually haven't tried this one yet.
I tried his other one previously, but he sent this.
And I'm really, you want to just try this.
michael mendoza
We should just try this.
elijah schaffer
I've been wanting to try this one.
michael mendoza
Do you have to cut it or isn't it just like a big meat log or something?
Or I thought it was like a big meat log.
elijah schaffer
We should.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, it's a like a character.
michael mendoza
No didding.
elijah schaffer
I just don't, I don't want to like freeze it.
I can make a hole in it.
michael mendoza
There you go.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I still want to like, it doesn't have an opener.
michael mendoza
Yes.
I'm so excited to put a big stick of meat in my mouth onto a stream of thousands of people watching.
elijah schaffer
Well, I want to try it.
unidentified
So, well, I'm going to just try it.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Ow.
unidentified
It's cut.
Yeah, dude.
michael mendoza
Okay.
I'm not going to bite that after you've just been freaking out.
elijah schaffer
This one.
This one I can't buy through.
It's got a tendon in the inside.
That's why I'm.
michael mendoza
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
No, like, I think you have to cut that one.
That's why, like, you do for a charcuterie board.
But I'm definitely leaving you full screen while you do this.
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That one's got a 10.
That's well, look, it's a tendon on the inside.
unidentified
You can't break that one open.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I really don't want to break my teeth, so I'm good for tonight, but it's soft.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that wasn't hard to break, but there's just a ton of stuff.
michael mendoza
Screamed soft, actually.
elijah schaffer
No, well, you have to bite the sides.
michael mendoza
Chad, is this real?
unidentified
You know what?
This piece particularly is a little bit drier than the cut one.
elijah schaffer
Try this.
Try the take, take a bite.
Take a bite.
michael mendoza
Put it all in your mouth.
unidentified
Put it all in your mouth.
earl gray
I think you're supposed to slice it up.
elijah schaffer
Because you are supposed to slice it, but I wanted to try it with the colours.
michael mendoza
Could you hold it up?
Just hold it for the camera real quick.
Put that all in your mouth.
unidentified
Yeah.
Take a bite.
Yeah.
Fuck.
elijah schaffer
See, that one's soft.
unidentified
Yeah.
That was way easier.
earl gray
Is that how it's supposed to be eating?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Oops.
michael mendoza
Sorry, I left it on you.
My bad.
earl gray
It's good, though, but probably take a knife and slice it up.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I'll just do.
Okay, well, whatever.
Okay, guys.
elijah schaffer
You ever just eat some fresh beef with the boys?
earl gray
Eating meat.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
He said it's good for your jaw, too.
unidentified
He said, like, you're supposed to apparently, the reason why they do this is so hard.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, but the reason what they told.
So what I was told was a lot of the reasons why we have gay jaws.
Just throw the meat.
michael mendoza
No, actually, no, I was going to show on the camera real quick.
Oh, no.
earl gray
That's it.
michael mendoza
It's out of focus, but whatever.
elijah schaffer
No, I was going to say with the meat.
michael mendoza
I'm catching meat.
elijah schaffer
All right, here you go.
It's actually really good.
But what he's saying, what he was telling me is that the reason why people buy that, they do cut it, but it's not as soft as the other one.
But apparently, what it's for is, I'm not, that's why I was eating it like that.
Is that the reason why our mandibulars, the reason why we have like these weird face shapes is because we used to eat meat off the bone.
And it's really important to like get meat and just rip into it.
It's dried.
And, you know, it's usually shredded, right?
Like, it usually comes like in these packs, right?
Like very soft and shredded, right?
But if you're eating it like that, those are apparently supposed to help with your jaw strength so you don't look like a fag.
unidentified
Good luck to you.
michael mendoza
Well, well, fuck me.
I'm about to just.
Yeah, fuck mewing.
I'm about to just be eating farmer bills all the time.
It beats pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth all the time.
But I prefer this, but that was good too.
It tastes really good.
I'll say that.
earl gray
Pressing your tongue to the roof of another man's mouth.
elijah schaffer
I think I prefer the shredded one.
michael mendoza
I'm not sure about Tim Walsh.
elijah schaffer
I think I prefer the shredded one.
unidentified
Unless I'm with Tim Walsh, then I'll take the long schlong.
elijah schaffer
It's actually really nice when you're hungry.
unidentified
All right, sorry.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm gonna look at a couple other things.
So that was, okay, come on.
That was actually pretty funny, though, about him voting for him.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was great.
Also, I do find this to be hilarious.
I'm not on the anti-union train like some people because I'm not on that.
It is funny that the head of the union who's shutting down the country is this is actually badass.
I'm going to give an interesting take on this.
people are like oh like matt walsh was like this guy's a chud you know well honestly too so So, okay, so okay, so let's just guess.
michael mendoza
He's probably been working for like 30 or 40 years.
So a guy can't get a freaking Bentley in a five-car garage.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, work his way to the top of it, like a union and one of the most important things.
That's what they're saying.
michael mendoza
What's the problem here?
elijah schaffer
That's my point.
And he's rich.
michael mendoza
Okay, he worked 40 years.
elijah schaffer
And he's fighting for, he's not saying for himself to get a quadrupled wage.
He's trying to help his boys get up.
And on top of that, what they're fighting against, everyone's like, they got a 55% raise.
Yeah, but they were also fighting against automation and watching conservatives be like, these guys want livable wages.
Time to automate.
Fuck you, you stupid fucking conservative fucking retards.
Like, oh, it's time to automate.
You know how bad this is?
Taking away jobs, particularly that are for men, that are ways to provide for a family outside of a college education, that's horrible.
Taking away truck driving jobs, port jobs.
Like, these are ways, these men usually all have families.
They're married.
They're able to get medical and dental for their families.
This shit is very important.
Like, they just do a stupid job and make a ton of money.
Then why don't you do it?
If it's just a stupid job and makes a ton of money, why are you making less money for your job?
Is your job not stupid?
I can guarantee that 90% of the jobs we work are retarded.
Okay.
So it's like, you know, you go around there and you look at what's going on.
It's like, oh, hey, actually, you know, unions are dumb.
Sir, some unions can abuse systems like the teachers union, things going on there.
Teachers don't really make livable wages.
I don't even know if they should.
I don't even believe in public schools, really.
But this idea where this guy's like, you know, the guy who's at the very top has a million dollar boat and a $400,000 car.
You know, that's not too crazy.
It's actually pretty good compared to like the top of SpaceX.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Who's got 50 owns the social media apps?
Like the dude has a nice car and a boat and he's really successful.
Are we now mad at successful white men?
It's the gayest shit, dude.
Our side sucks.
I swear.
earl gray
I don't know.
Well, I don't know about this in particular, but I know the unions in Australia and some other places can get a bit like the teachers union, for example, where people are.
elijah schaffer
Australia doesn't count.
They can't even manufacture their own cars.
earl gray
I'm not totally against it, but sometimes it is a bit corrupt and then you force their guys to do something.
elijah schaffer
No, they're saying that you shouldn't listen to him.
They're saying you shouldn't listen to the head of the union because he's rich.
michael mendoza
That's what they're saying.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying that's a dumb argument.
michael mendoza
Also, teachers' unions, completely different game.
Like, it's like they have three months of the year off and, you know, and then they're all like childless harpy women, too.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So it's just like a whole nother game.
earl gray
That's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
No, but they're fighting against automation.
They're trying to automate the ports so that people lose all their jobs, right?
Long term.
And I'm saying, yeah, I'm against automation too, especially of truck.
Like you have to figure out a way to bring these people on.
earl gray
And I think one of the biggest automation in Hollywood with the Ryder Strike.
Because I feel like they should be replaced.
Well, I mean, good luck.
elijah schaffer
But that's not what this is.
This is saying you're trying to remove labor markets in critical port, in critical industries.
And my point is, is that this, to me, is something that you have to be careful of because when you're, this is kind of like the people who judge a country's value based on their GDP.
It's like, well, it's more efficient.
Yeah, but at what cost?
Like when we, we got cheaper goods by shipping manufacturing overseas, but at what cost?
Right.
Now, now you go into middle America and the towns are not hardworking families.
They're vape shops and like meth addicts.
And they're not saying that in a rude way or they're addicted to Percocet or whatever.
And you've taken out the industry.
You've taken out the value system, the money-making capabilities.
Do you really want to take away family men's abilities to provide for their family?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No.
And so I think a lot of people are like, yeah, but we can automate.
Okay, bitch, you can go shit up your ass too.
No one's stopping you.
But it's like, maybe I don't think it's a good idea.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
And I think that the automation is a problem because ultimately what this does too is it allows them to control the means of production.
When you don't have unions or anyone in the way, you can essentially mean you get cheaper prices.
We get all this cheap shit, but essentially the people no longer can work.
You have more control and people have to take lower wage jobs.
Plus, in the automation management, they're going to just ship in Haitians to take the jobs anyways.
It's my opinion.
earl gray
I mean, that's just because you're dealing with dishonest businessmen that treat their people like shit, that you have to have a union come in.
I'm not totally against it, but I know in Australia the unions during COVID, they were like forcing those guys to get vaccines and stuff like that.
elijah schaffer
But that's Australia where the unions, you can't even manufacture a holding car because the unions don't understand that you can't pay people $135.
Let me do this.
Actually, Earl, can you run in this guy this?
All right.
michael mendoza
Can you run and go grab the delivery that's on one of the doors Let me just read this chat real quick because I think it's interesting.
unidentified
To get back in because the door is locked to the building.
elijah schaffer
Just go to one of the doors.
The dude's at one of the doors.
I think he's at the one over by the rest of the street.
michael mendoza
That's the front one, yeah.
So the Virgo or the Virgo on Flyer says, but if the job is hard, why not have a robot take it over and then free those people up to do better things?
We need to really study how other countries have done it first, not enough info yet.
What do you think about that?
elijah schaffer
Okay, that's a so this is an interesting question.
I'm not even a pro-union guy, by the way, but I do like to think about things issue by issue.
And one of the things about unions is, like I said, not all unions are equal.
So it's really important to understand that, you know, it's like saying, like, it's like guys who don't date women because they've dated a few bad ones, right?
It's like, not all women are the same.
And I mean that genuinely.
Yes, they all share similar characteristics.
You can make generalizations, but there are still good women out there.
I'm just kidding.
They're all cold, they're all cold-hearted bitches now, but there aren't as many good ones.
Kez is one of them.
But, you know, when it comes to these, these ideas of like of unions, corporations, what we saw during what, COVID, was that corporations do work with the government to exploit the American populace.
And one of the biggest issues we have today are tech companies exploiting our amendments.
Corporations are working against us.
And I don't like Matt Walsh and other people saying things like, you know, for instance, like, oh, it shouldn't be the government's job to help with childcare.
And it's like, well, it actually should and shouldn't.
Childcare shouldn't really be much of a thing, is actually the point.
The government shouldn't be involved to where we need childcare.
We shouldn't have sold out to Jewish banks to where we have inflation now and a worthless currency so that people have to work.
But also, as we bring in cheap shits, we create a consumerist economy.
You know, you don't need people at home anymore.
Everything's fast and quick and easy.
You don't need no one to cook.
You skip McDonald's.
What kind of country do you want?
What value system do you want?
And I believe that unions fighting against automation is a noble cause.
And again, people say, like, oh, not, you know, some automation in the chat can lead to what?
Jobs in other sectors.
Yes and no.
Okay, this lack of college educated white man particularly, but lack of college educated man in the United States now, because I guess we're so diverse.
That's a sector of jobs they're trying to destroy so that you basically either have to go to college and become a faggot or you essentially can't have a family.
You're a man.
You're going to have to work a job.
And I want our country to have jobs for men because college is gay kind of.
You know, I went and, you know, and look at me.
Am I really a good example of a strong man?
No, not really.
So when you talk about this, you know, ultimately speaking, plus, now I just what?
I talk for a living.
It's gay.
But there's a lot of men out there who are simple.
And I meet them.
And, you know, they don't get enough sex from their wives already.
And maybe this is some of you.
They don't get enough sex from their wives.
They're not the happiest they've ever been.
They're overweight.
And you know what?
At least what they do is they do what they do to provide a good living for their family.
And I'm not saying this is all along shoremen or whatever, but I'm just saying that it's, you don't want to take this away.
I've watched what's happened in the middle of America where they took away manufacturing and steel production.
And I don't want to see the coastal cities lose a big portion of their blue color work.
It's going to create serious problems.
And I just care about the family to provide for the family.
I do.
Even though it's not my field, I'm not even a Democrat.
I'm not even pro-union.
But in this situation, if you look at what happened when they did the same thing in the middle of our country and shipped the jobs off, if this happens on the coast, we're going to have a big problem.
So I'm just trying to prevent a catastrophe.
michael mendoza
I do kind of, I do kind of worry a little bit though that I think automation might be inevitable because I mean, you know, obviously these corporations are always looking out for the bottom line.
I saw someone else in the chat say that, you know, automation can only go so far because they can't do everything.
But it's like now we have like machine learning too, where like I've seen some of these robots where it's like they'll like try one task and then and then once they like fail to pick something up properly or whatever, then they can they they they learn how to do it and then you know like the better AI that we develop like it's just I do feel like it's it's uh like you know, it's it's unfortunate and and and I agree with everything that you were saying that you know men need purpose and I mean what what other purpose do you have uh than to provide for your family?
I mean like it's like a very instinctual thing that men do.
So I don't know what the solution is.
Um I'm not sure that like uh it's exactly this like Luddite approach where we're like trying to resist automation.
I mean maybe for the time being until we find something better, but it's kind of a tricky conversation and I don't don't know what's going to happen.
But you know, back to the original thing about the guy.
Yeah, like I mean I like like my first instinct once I first saw the guy I'm like, you know, why are they shooting on this guy?
Like he's he's been working for 40 years probably.
He has he has nice boat nice house.
He's a Bentley.
Like that's awesome.
That's like what everyone should aspire to be.
But like because he's like trying to like hold out for more money for his guys.
That's admirable.
I really don't understand this like conservative brain rot of being like we have to be opposed to unions.
I don't know everything about unions.
I'm not going to sound like a full on commie or whatever, but I mean to me that guy's I don't care about anyway.
elijah schaffer
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We didn't put the debate up there, I guess.
No?
michael mendoza
I don't know why that.
Well, maybe because we got kicked off of the live stream.
elijah schaffer
No, you have to just upload it.
michael mendoza
I don't know.
We can ask Brian afterwards.
Brian, Cam.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Maybe something happened.
I don't know.
It didn't go up.
But that should be up.
So I don't know.
But anyway, make sure you get a membership there, censored.tv promo code offensive.
We're completely off grid.
And I want to read it, see if there's anything in our locals community as well.
For people that were there, if you take that off the screen, thank you.
And let me bring this up here.
We are live in locals.
Shout out to some of you guys who brought your super chats.
Let me go ahead and bring this up.
Let me see if we can bring these up.
Oh, we have a lot today.
michael mendoza
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
Ohio is for lovers.
They sent this.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
michael mendoza
That's the one she pulled up last night.
Yeah.
earl gray
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's a pretty good one, huh?
earl gray
Emo.
unidentified
And you stabbed my heart and you ripped my soul.
Remember Hawthorne Heights?
michael mendoza
Well, that was a little predating emo, right?
No, that was like pop punk.
Yeah, that's like pop punk.
Close enough.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, put Natalie Mars on the show and ask about Israel and Iran, conflict resolution, Chuck Defense, formerly Sneeds.
michael mendoza
Natalie Mars?
elijah schaffer
Prime Type Institute, JD Vance.
He should swap out J for A A D Vance as an advance.
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
That'd be kind of cool.
michael mendoza
Bazinga.
elijah schaffer
Spaghetti Edwards said, yeah, come on, guests.
You're too agreeable.
Put your serious hats on.
michael mendoza
Hey, that's a picture of Noticer, actually.
I know that's who I am.
elijah schaffer
Fiery Sarah said, just stopping to say hi, y'all.
I have been offline and unplugged and just doing my family thing.
Best love y'all reach out.
Yeah, please, if you're a woman, just do what you got to do.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
But we did push back a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Spaghetti Edwards said, please let's move on to the Jews segments.
So $10.
Actually, like, I didn't even go too hard on that example.
I'm happy.
michael mendoza
I think tonight was like the least we've ever talked about Jews ever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's that.
Doomsday Cracker sent this as well.
Me, that's me.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, Doomsday also said, which VP is weird and gay?
michael mendoza
Boom.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm officially Mike with Van.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I'm officially.
Yeah, I'm officially in the slightly offensive lore, and now I finally got a meme made about me.
elijah schaffer
George said, Elijah made 10 bucks last week, so here's five.
Shout out.
Into the censore chat, though.
I want to see who's here in the chat.
I want to give a shout out to our main peeps.
And by the way, in the near future, everyone's going to have screens, so they'll actually have chats in front of them, which is dangerous, but they can read it.
Shout out to, and I might put people on different chats.
Like, I might put, like, Earl on the censored chat.
You know, put people into the chats, right?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Um.
elijah schaffer
Cocto, Jameson, Aranyo, and the rest of you guys who are there.
You guys are freaking awesome.
Beck Milk, Red Water.
Love you guys.
Shout out to all you guys who are in the chat.
Ozzies are a bunch of British convicts from the 1800s.
They said, thank you guys for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Mike Mendoza, where can they find you?
michael mendoza
You can find me on Twitter at Mike Mendoza JPG.
I guess it's X now, but yeah, look for me on there.
I just got over 3,000, I think.
So I'm trying to, it's a long, long path to a million, but I'll get there eventually, I'm sure.
So, Earl?
earl gray
Earl?
You can find me at the Strip Club.
Let's go.
Yeah, it's been a long week, so I want to blow some steam.
michael mendoza
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, thank you guys.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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