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Sept. 30, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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USA is UNDERWATER.. Let’s Send 16 BILLION To FOREIGN Countries | Guest: Megan Nager

The worst of Hurricane Helene has already passed, but now the southeastern states are dealing with the aftermath of the Category 4 storm. Good thing is, we have the federal government to come in and help the people out.. right? Well, you may be surprised how much support Biden is handing out.. TO OTHER, FOREIGN COUNTRIES.Show more MEGAN NAGER is BACK with us on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ MORNING KICK: Just a reminder the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and yet has MORE energy than most of us — he discovered he could create dramatic changes to his health simply focusing on 3 things that sabotage our body as we age. Watch his method by clicking the link in the description box here: https://www.ChuckDefense.com/Offensive. ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ FARMER BILL’S: Stick it to BlackRock by supporting American ranchers! Buy Farmer Bill's Beef & Bison Biltong 🥩 Sourced from the Grasslands of South Dakota, shipped directly to you. Try the Best Sellers Bundle to get FREE Shipping, along with a 1/2 Slab of Original Biltong and Grass-fed Tallow Balm! Use ELIJAH at https://www.farmerbillsprovisions.com for 10% off the most BASED MEAT SNACK on the market! 🇺🇸 ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW MEGAN ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/megan_nager ➤ IG: https://www.instagram.com/meganexploresitall/ __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
01:05:44
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kezia schaffer
08:54
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megan nager
17:20
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kamala harris
01:11
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jonathan lemire
00:08
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Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
Well, Asheville and Northwest West, North Carolina, about are underwater right now.
If you can see the footage, it's absolutely devastating.
Floods across the state have left millions without power, and hundreds are feared dead, perhaps thousands, in what appears to be one of the worst major disasters that's hit the mainland in the last hundred years, sparking the ninth most deadly hurricane since 1955.
And what are we doing today?
Setting $16.7 billion overseas to foreign countries to fight their wars.
Because nothing says, I'm an American and I'm proud to be a patriot than working your ass off to see your house float away down the river.
And on sad note, they said there's children walking around literally naked looking for their parents whose houses got swept away and are dead.
There's children roaming the hills looking for help.
And we decided today that we're going to go ahead and sign another $16 billion to fight some foreign wars because fuck Americans and who cares about us, right?
Anyway, it's approximately 7.09 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet, sponsored directly by censored.tv.
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Let's start the show.
unidentified
Feels wrong to dance.
kezia schaffer
I don't think I can dance right now.
elijah schaffer
Everyone can hear you.
kezia schaffer
Well, we're about to dance after you just said kids are dying.
megan nager
Do you really want us to dance?
unidentified
Let's go.
Send that.
elijah schaffer
Send that, money.
unidentified
Yeah This is really good.
kezia schaffer
This is interpretive dance sadness.
megan nager
It's like a hurricane.
elijah schaffer
Alright, here we are It is another Monday night, and people have told me that it is a slow news night.
But how can we say that it's slow when the country is underwater?
Actually, as of right now, 109 are confirmed dead in what is one of the deadliest storms to hit mainland United States.
Now, it's 109 confirmed dead.
Entire cities have been wiped out.
It is so bad that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, even though we were the main place where the category four hurricane hit and was where the majority of the original flooding was, he literally saw what's going on with the dams breaking and what's going on in North Carolina and in this area that he just said, hey, we don't need any federal help.
Take all the money, all the black hawks, everything, and start helping these people.
But there's only one little problem here: they are all poor white people who vote mostly Republican.
And so we don't care about them, you know?
unidentified
Hold up.
kezia schaffer
Anyway.
megan nager
Why am I laughing?
unidentified
This is really.
elijah schaffer
This is a hard intro.
It's a hard intro, but I'd like to introduce my guest for today.
Megan Niger.
megan nager
It's nature.
elijah schaffer
Megan, it's spelled, it's spelled N A G E R. Correct.
She's a Najer.
They always said she's annoying, but you know what?
She yips and she yaps, but she doesn't steal.
She's a najer.
Megan Nager, comedian.
Welcome back to the show.
megan nager
Thank you so much.
I'm so honored to be here.
kezia schaffer
You guys stop.
unidentified
it.
megan nager
Don't stop.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my God, stop.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
And of course, inviting here to the studio about, possibly about to give birth on the show.
Like nine months pregnant and like due.
unidentified
40 weeks.
Yeah.
megan nager
I'm pretty sure she is going to give birth.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, about to give birth.
We have Kez Croxan, Jewish queen of the environment.
kezia schaffer
I love the environment.
And I love having babies.
elijah schaffer
All right, we got to talk about this.
So this is actually pretty serious.
I know this is a very dark start to a great show, but we've got to talk about what's going on in the country because, as you know, whatever you think might be the worst possible decision for the government to make tends to be the first one that they choose, right?
Correct.
So in this case, we are in one of the number one disasters that has taken place in the country.
And it seems like people are incompetent.
I know that's shocking to you guys watching today that the government seems like they're having an incompetent response.
That every time they were like, hey, you know, Biden, Kamala, North Carolina is underwater.
The cities have been completely, cities have been wiped away.
By the way, in one city, 30 people died in just one little city.
Just wiped houses out.
Here's some good news.
Some of the air rescues from the state rescue services were able to rescue an infant.
Maybe the parents died, but they rescued an infant from a house that was about to float away.
This is true.
megan nager
I didn't take my antidepressants today.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm like, I'm really sensitive because I'm about to give back.
kezia schaffer
Did we just cut out?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, that was your last name.
That was the najer in the room.
kezia schaffer
I don't want anything to do with like, oh, babies being a bad person.
Otherwise, I will.
I will.
It's not a joke.
unidentified
I literally, if I stop crying, then I saw a lot of dogs on roofs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, that.
unidentified
Gosh, you guys are so bad.
elijah schaffer
This is so serious.
megan nager
No, but I'm serious.
They're even really sad.
unidentified
I'm laughing.
elijah schaffer
No one is.
kezia schaffer
Infant baby.
Orphaned.
Don't laugh.
unidentified
Please, please.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Now, what's kind of crazy, though, this is where I want to start the conversation.
Before we talk about the carnage and the death toll and what's really going on, I want to talk about.
kezia schaffer
This looks terrible.
unidentified
They're forcing us to dance to make FEMA.
It's.
kezia schaffer
You know what?
One time.
elijah schaffer
What?
This is such a serious topic.
How are we starting?
megan nager
I always get in trouble for laughing at bad talk.
kezia schaffer
This is how people laugh.
unidentified
Wait, I'm not.
kezia schaffer
I had a school friend who one time came to me and told me, like, hey, Kez, like, like, having a hot day.
unidentified
My mom got run over.
Oh my God.
kezia schaffer
And I started laughing.
unidentified
But it's like, she lived, but it was like, just like a crazy story.
kezia schaffer
But it's not, it's sad.
unidentified
Everyone agrees it's sad, but it's just.
megan nager
I'm literally crying.
kezia schaffer
I know this, Megan.
You're a comedian.
unidentified
You can talk, talk, human.
elijah schaffer
So we brought a comedian guest on today.
So children are walking around naked as their parents are making sense.
kezia schaffer
Man, that's sad.
I'm going to stop crying.
I already am.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's bring it in.
Bring it in.
unidentified
Bring it in.
Who's up?
All right.
All right.
Just bring it in.
elijah schaffer
Bring it in.
Bring it in.
All right.
So you guys might be wondering a little bit about why the response is so bad.
Now, look, in our country, in where we're at right now as a nation, we've begun hiring people to positions basically due to their diversity status, right?
We've hired people because they're black, because they're Jewish, because they're a woman, because they're all three, and their name includes being black.
But on the flip.
She's a major.
She's a sick major.
But listen, not African American.
kezia schaffer
She's straightforward.
elijah schaffer
But by the way, so, but when it comes to what's going on here, I want to talk about why this is so serious.
One of the main reasons why the response is so bad is Asheville is the city that's hurt the worst, or it's been hit the worst.
Now, what's crazy is Oilfield Rando was pointing out something crazy.
Something that's going to complicate the rescue efforts in Asheville is that the local government won't be any help.
Insane leftists with no practical abilities run the city.
Their areas of focus are on LGBT bathrooms, reparations, and renaming racist streets.
Check this out.
You have Esther E. Mannheimer.
Very suspicious.
Early life.
Mannheimer was born in the Hallmart of Denmark to American expat parents.
She has two siblings.
Her family returned to the United States before moving to Asheville.
She graduated from the University of Colorado Boulder and she served as a campus director of the American Movement for Israel.
And I know.
And earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in anthropology.
She's headed the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, earning a degree in public administration.
After graduating from North Carolina, she returned to North Carolina.
She was elected as the city's city council.
Now she's mayor.
She spoke out against Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act about eliminating LGBTQ bathrooms.
She's also organized for Reparations and Equity, a coalition of municipal leaders dedicated to starting pilot reparations.
megan nager
So currently – Pilot – oh.
elijah schaffer
Well, currently, the city is run by some sort of a like some sort of a Jewish woman, which is the biggest issue that she's a woman.
But also, so you have a woman that is more concerned about leading a Jewish movement.
She's not leading pro-American movements, and her track record of public service has been eliminating bathrooms or trying to fight so that trans people could go into bathrooms.
This is the seriousness, though, of like where these policies actually start affecting day-to-day life.
Now, her city's been wiped out by a flooded river where like dozens of people are potentially dead.
Children are walking around naked with their parents dead, floating away in a river somewhere, orphaned.
All the streets have been blown out on every side.
There's literally no way in by car to this entire region.
You can't get in.
And the person who's in charge of facilitating ground rescue missions has a degree in gay bathrooms.
You know?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
megan nager
I was in that, for sure.
Also, I was in Asheville fairly recently.
And after living in California for 10 years, I was like, wow, nothing could be more liberal than that.
Turns out Asheville is.
elijah schaffer
Is it really more liberal?
megan nager
It's more radical.
Yeah.
Corey and I felt like we were like in a really liberal place.
kezia schaffer
What state is coming?
elijah schaffer
Very deep, comedian.
Very deep.
Wow, it was a really liberal place, and we felt like it was liberal.
megan nager
No, but seriously, like every restaurant had like a million trans signs.
Like, oh, I'm pretty sure like 95% of the people we encountered were like gay or like I couldn't, I couldn't really like tell their sexual orientation.
What was that?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
megan nager
I liked it, though.
It was very, like, even the restaurants just had like gay names of foods.
I just, we had no idea what to expect when we were there.
They just had weird, like, kinky names of the food.
Yeah, everything.
It was like probably the gayest place I've ever been.
unidentified
Really?
megan nager
And it's weird because North Carolina, in more of the rural areas, I lived there for a year, unfortunately.
No offense to anyone who loves it.
But the rural areas are pretty conservative.
Asheville is like a liberal haven.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's the only reason why they're focusing on it.
But like when you talk about the damage, like, I mean, look at this.
This is like, it's really bad.
That's not doing too good, right?
That's not looking great.
I'm just going to say.
And also, can we stop doing flood music with like country?
I mean, like, putting like music like, oh, God could have saved a country.
Just put it up and let us know that the country has failed.
Like, this is what's going on here.
megan nager
It's so bad.
elijah schaffer
I think potentially, look, I think we're like up to like four, at least 500 dead minimum on this kind of like, it just came out of the middle of nowhere.
But this is going on right now.
And the craziest part about this, I want to bring something up that is insane.
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megan nager
Yeah, my mom loves him.
elijah schaffer
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How did we start?
Are you giving birth right now?
megan nager
No.
I feel like she's starting to.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, because we actually, so, so this is not, this is not to say anything.
So Megan was really nice to come on tonight because we actually had some guests on.
And one of them that was going to be on, she got stuck in the hurricane.
And so she couldn't make it.
She was traveling from Texas.
megan nager
You told me that you canceled her.
elijah schaffer
One of them.
That's not the one.
I was trying not to mention that we canceled somebody on the air.
unidentified
Sorry.
I don't usually mention we've canceled guests.
elijah schaffer
No, but she actually, that one, that one of our guests literally canceled on us.
megan nager
And they both canceled, so I was the villain.
unidentified
Correct, correct.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
You weren't the fillin, but we had an opening, which is really, really nice.
I feel like a college girl after a sports game, just open and ready to be.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, it's here we go.
megan nager
Oh, God.
unidentified
Okay, back to the seriousness of the topic.
elijah schaffer
Discussing how serious this is.
No, man, this is serious.
We have our friends.
They're without power.
Check this out.
So here's the state of, here's exactly where power's out in the entire region.
Everywhere that's red, that's the power out, that's like, goes from Florida all the way up to Tennessee.
They're without power.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's Florida.
elijah schaffer
Down at the bottom, yeah.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
megan nager
Yeah, that's just the bottom is Florida.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but look at how many people are without power.
I mean, ripped up.
Literally.
megan nager
I also think people were shocked by North Carolina because I don't think it was, I think people were more worried about Florida.
And then all of a sudden it just blew through North Carolina and South Carolina and Georgia.
elijah schaffer
Well, it did.
And here's what's crazy.
So Biden was asked about whether or not, this was from RNC research.
So Greg Price reported this.
Reporter asked, Do you have any words to the victims of the hurricane?
And Biden said, We've given everything that we have.
This just happens.
We've given everything we have.
Are there any more resources the federal government could be giving them?
He says, No.
unidentified
Yes, it's tragic.
Matter of fact, we're trying to get the exact number.
My team advisors on the ground in Florida right now.
There's a distinction between the numbers that teams do and the ones that are used by the locals.
So it's really amazing.
You saw the photographs.
It's stunning.
That's unbelievable.
There's so many, so such a wide area.
They've given them all of everything that we have on the ground every time.
So we're working hard.
Are there any more resources the federal government could be giving them?
No, we've given them, we have pre-planned a significant amount of them, even though they've been asked for them.
kezia schaffer
It feels like talking to your granddad.
megan nager
No, but like worse.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
It's so bad.
elijah schaffer
He's not running the country.
megan nager
No.
unidentified
But also, very old.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, I mean, when we just bring this up, we know he's not even the president right now.
megan nager
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right?
His face is like a potato in the water.
kezia schaffer
He's like a boiled potato.
That's someone's granddad.
megan nager
Also, I feel like he started getting a spray tan.
kezia schaffer
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
I feel like he looks like he's.
I don't even know that that's him.
megan nager
It's probably not.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
Also, I would like to point out, too, he clearly is off his finasterite regiment because he had a hair transplant.
Remember that?
And then now his hair is falling back out.
So either that or he's dying.
But no, but this brings up the greater question.
You know, when we're in a serious position, like people ask, what does it feel like to be in a collapsing empire?
Like, what does that mean?
And I say a lot of things on the show, like, oh, the decline of the West, or, you know, we're falling apart.
What happens is, is when you're in a position like this, where this is not one state, this is like six, seven states hit beyond repair.
You have hundreds, there's thousands missing right now.
Unaccounted for people.
Thousands of unaccounted for.
There's dozens of orphans already and multiple dozens of children feared killed and drowned.
Imagine how scary that is being a kid and drowning in your home, right?
This is very scary stuff.
And your president, who's supposed to be elected, by the way, we're the wealthiest country in the world with the largest empire that's ever existed, with the greatest global control.
And we don't give a flying fuck about our own people.
And it's disheartening because we don't care about Americans.
Like the government, and the reason why I know this, do you know, can you guess out of 100% what the approval rating of Congress is right now?
Like how many percent of people even just slightly approve of Congress or say like they think that they're doing their job 32 or something?
It's lower than that.
It's like it's like 19.
kezia schaffer
Oh that's a people in America.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 19% of Americans believe that Congress is doing their job adequately.
Like they approve of the job they're doing.
megan nager
Well, did you see like Trump is doing stuff?
He's like taking supplies to George.
I think it was Georgia himself.
elijah schaffer
He's there on a private jet.
He won a small plane and went in.
They started bringing supplies.
megan nager
And then Kamala is like in Pennsylvania today.
kezia schaffer
Like how many politicians are on vacation?
Who was it?
Was it the Texas governor who like when something crazy happened?
megan nager
Oh, Jesus Abbott was like when he was like already on vacation, so he didn't come back immediately.
And they were like, oh my God.
elijah schaffer
You guys are never going to believe this though.
You know what you were saying?
This is how fake and gay our country is.
So you wonder what the country's doing.
Obviously, Kamala put out a tweet: like, you know, we're monitoring the situation.
I spoke to some people.
You know what's crazy is?
Kamala and I have done the same amount for the people in North Carolina.
I spoke to some people too.
We've all spoken to some people.
megan nager
I actually did speak to people in North Carolina.
elijah schaffer
Are they doing okay?
megan nager
Do you think I'm Kamala?
They were devastated.
elijah schaffer
No, they are.
This is not funny.
By the way, some of you guys are this.
It's horrible.
The funny part about this is that this show is not funny, that we laugh at terrible things and we're horrible people.
But on the flip side, Kamala Harris is on Air Force 2, maybe Air Force 1, I don't know.
And she put up this picture of saying, like, we're working on this.
Now, what you'll notice is two things.
Number one, there's our blank pieces of paper.
So she's pretending to write, and there is nothing on those papers.
kezia schaffer
She's brainstorming.
megan nager
What could she be writing that's going to help the hurricane victim?
kezia schaffer
Oh, she's brainstorming ideas.
How about she's spoke to some people and she's just taking notes and just thinking about it.
megan nager
She has like one headphone in?
unidentified
Yeah, wait.
How about this?
elijah schaffer
It's not connected to her phone.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
So, oh, and her phone.
unidentified
Oh, no.
kezia schaffer
Kamala.
unidentified
Kamala.
elijah schaffer
It's not her headphones not connected.
kezia schaffer
This reminds me of, what was that girl?
AOC, who was going, No!
unidentified
That picture at the Bordeaux.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
kezia schaffer
And she's like, this is terrible.
unidentified
Yeah, but she faked.
elijah schaffer
She faked helping people.
Like, just don't help people.
unidentified
It's so sad.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Isn't this wild?
megan nager
It really is.
It feels like we're being pranked.
unidentified
Yeah.
megan nager
And then if you really think about it, you get pissed off.
But it's just like, in the meantime, I don't know.
Do you just like laugh or cry or do both?
elijah schaffer
I can mask.
Never mind.
unidentified
There are things you could do to feel better.
elijah schaffer
You said what do you do to feel better?
So I just was like, oh, no.
kezia schaffer
That's.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say masticate, which was eat some food.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Masticating means to chew.
megan nager
It's a great word.
It's an SAT word.
unidentified
It's great words.
elijah schaffer
It's a table of perverts.
That's disgusting.
I'm disgusted by who I'm here with.
It is gross.
You guys are very gross people.
So, like you mentioned, though, Trump did go down here to Georgia.
I think you have the video.
He flew in on somewhat of a less than ideal.
I mean, like, I don't imagine that's even a secure plane.
Like, to fly in a plane that small into a small airport in a disaster area, it's probably hard to know exactly the security situation on the ground.
But he's going down there and helping.
And I feel like we've seen this many times.
Trump does put his life in danger.
This is like, okay, there's this really popular thing on the dissident right now, which is a lot of my friends, which is to completely disown Trump.
Have you seen this?
megan nager
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Where they're not voting for him because of his support for Israel.
megan nager
But it's like you're shooting yourself in the foot.
Who else are you going to vote for?
I don't get it.
It's like.
elijah schaffer
They think the system needs to collapse.
megan nager
So they're anarchists and they're basically leftists at this point.
elijah schaffer
No, that's not.
Anarchism is not left or right.
That would be.
megan nager
Well, okay.
But I'm just saying it makes me annoyed because I'm like, basically, communists.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
megan nager
I mean, they're just acting like Libs, in my opinion.
I guess that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
What is Libs not living?
unidentified
Because they want to collapse the system.
elijah schaffer
But collapsing is.
Okay, so I wish the system would implode too.
Like, I think democracy is gay.
You know what I mean?
megan nager
What would you put in place?
elijah schaffer
Like fascism, maybe.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm totally joking.
But what I was going to say is, I do think our democratic system is a deceptive smokescreen, right?
So they give people the illusion of choice, but because they have so many different groups of people voting, where you have grievance politics and you have women and different individuals voting on a motion, you can run campaigns based on bringing decency back, like Biden, right?
Even Kamala, let's bring decency back to the White House.
I thought that's what you guys said a while ago.
But you can run on these campaigns.
You can't have a country when you can campaign on these things.
When you have black people wanting them reparations and damn bread and things like that, you can't have that.
Like people always fight.
Like, would George Washington be, would George Washington be like, he would have been liberal?
George Washington would have, no, he wouldn't have been woke.
He would have been a Republican.
And meanwhile, George Washington would have been like, why are black people eating at the same restaurant as me?
You know what I mean?
That's what he would have said.
That's what he would have said.
He would have said, why are there black people in this establishment eating with me at the same table?
Okay, so it's a lot different than what people like to make.
megan nager
Then what would you replace it with?
And then my question is, is like, if it collapses, we're all going to be screwed for a while.
So it's like, why would you not just support Trump and have him even have a chance to get in?
I appreciate that.
I will be there.
I'm bringing my dog.
elijah schaffer
No, so the collapsing, like, I understand where they're coming from because the current system is, it's not fixed.
megan nager
So what do you put in place?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what they're saying is that there needs to be like a, like a, they break down post-USSR, sort of like a, like a mob era of like 10 years, and then someone like Putin or somebody needs to come in and restore the Republic, kind of take it by force.
megan nager
Putin never leaves.
elijah schaffer
I think Putin's a great leader for Russia.
megan nager
No, but okay, I'm just saying, like, hypothetically speaking.
I also think it's a good idea.
Hypothetically, what would be better when you have like no.
elijah schaffer
Well, what if they're a good leader?
Like, what if he had Trump for 20 years?
megan nager
Might be really good.
Like a type of populist type, like, yeah, like almost like a monarchy.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but a monarchy would be more like bloodline.
You know, this would be more like we could take it by force.
megan nager
Like Trump line.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like Baron Trump.
No, but I mean, I understand.
I don't think they're leftists for that, but I know what you're saying is, look, so my only, my only criticism of that mentality is a lot of that is like sort of ideologue cult following.
So a lot of people, if you follow someone like Nick Fuentes or somebody that follows that, you'll probably hold those views too because that's who you get majority of your opinions from.
And that's fair.
And I respect the hell out of people who believes in something strongly, not because they're retarded, but if they're intellectual and they think it's going to bring a solution, then I'll hear you out.
But I do find that a lot of the people who want to just burn it all down are not married and don't have children.
That's a key factor that I've noticed to be between those people because I think you have a little bit of a different approach when you have children and a wife because you have skin in the game people to protect.
And, you know, just being a single guy and surviving on cockroaches might be fine.
But when you have babies and pregnant wives, things change.
So I think it's an experience of life difference that we have.
But I don't think it makes them leftists.
I think it just makes them a little bit of like, I think they're actually true right-wingers and they feel like the system's so left-wing and so communist and so hell-bent.
They have such control of our institutions.
The only way to do this is to forcibly take those back.
megan nager
No, I see it.
I'm not saying they are leftists.
I think they just resemble it in like their mob mentality.
And I do, I agree with you that if you're like intellectual and you have actually some valid input, then okay.
But a lot of them just parrot things and don't actually have any like helpful ideas that would like it's it's easy to be like burn it down but like they're also you know our country was founded by a group of like men who are probably a lot smarter than these guys on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they were young.
They were young.
They were like 21, 19.
megan nager
I think IQ has gone down in my personal opinion.
And I feel like they're at home masturbating a lot, probably.
elijah schaffer
Masturating or masturbating?
megan nager
Masturbating.
unidentified
And I think they're off the table with some pup.
megan nager
I just don't think they fully thought this through.
Okay.
My point is like I'm.
elijah schaffer
COC in the face.
COC in the face.
Confetti of color.
megan nager
Oh, I forgot.
elijah schaffer
We get the jiggy.
We started getting jiggy with it.
What are they doing at their houses?
What are they doing?
kezia schaffer
Masturbating.
Masturbating.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Ladies and gentlemen, you can do it at your house, too.
All you need is a hand and a dick, but you don't even need to be born with one these days because doctors are providing them for you for a small fee of $15,000.
And if you can't afford it, just commit a felony and they'll pay for it when you're in prison.
megan nager
Or enroll in the army.
elijah schaffer
Or enroll in the army.
And a taxpayer may not be able to help save an orphaned child whose parents are dead from a flood, but they can buy you a dick.
Welcome to the taxpayers, ladies and gentlemen.
My name's Elijah Schaefer, and this has been Where Can I Buy a Dick?
unidentified
Thank you.
megan nager
That was good.
Also, are they only $15,000?
They've really come down.
unidentified
Really?
Holy moly.
kezia schaffer
Last time I checked, it was 50K.
Damn.
elijah schaffer
What?
kezia schaffer
To get a fake penis.
megan nager
Penis, correct.
kezia schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Speaking of that, though, 15K.
elijah schaffer
I just want to remind people, on a flip side, before we change the subject, I don't want to say this.
People are going to be without water, though, right now for weeks.
So one of the main things, but one of the main things I want to say to this is it's crazy in a country.
Are you, is this too devastating?
megan nager
Is she crying?
elijah schaffer
No.
Is she?
Oh, no.
Are you laughing?
megan nager
I don't know if she's laughing or crying.
kezia schaffer
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
unidentified
I just don't have like the emotional autism to like jump from penises.
kezia schaffer
By the way, I don't know.
unidentified
I just want to come here with these people, please.
kezia schaffer
I just can't.
megan nager
Can you put a donation button or something?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I like.
megan nager
I just also, what do you do?
Do you have any advice like actually for people if you're literally out without water?
Like, what do you do?
Well, I've been in actually somewhere.
elijah schaffer
No, So, no, so my point is.
My point is, is that sometimes it's situations like this that people start to realize, hey, maybe in a country, like there's more important things than like who you fuck.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's, that's like, people are like, you know, well, we should celebrate gay people.
What if we, do we, maybe we don't have, maybe we don't have systems in place to get water to people when a storm comes.
Like, maybe you should think about the fact that our country should work on functioning efficiently.
megan nager
Wait, isn't that what we have government's fault?
unidentified
Oh.
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
That makes sense.
megan nager
Hold on, that makes sense.
kezia schaffer
Wasn't that the pup?
megan nager
Yep, correct.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was.
So the government was originally kind of like to manage, like, you know, more and more, if you look at the historical development of our government, like it was hard to even unify under a single army, right?
megan nager
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because even with a single currency.
And now you have this, you know, CBDCs or, you know, you have all these electronic tokens that the government wants to use.
They want to get off of fiat currency.
They're trying to control everything.
Everything that we do, everything that we think about, they're worried about control right now, but they don't give a fuck about us in this country.
So they want to make sure that they can control every transaction you want.
Their ultimate goal right now is figuring out how to create a system where you cannot move five miles from your apartment.
And if you try to go buy a water bottle from a place that's six miles away, they can turn off your bank accounts and you can't buy the water because they know you're trying to make the transaction and they'll force you back into your square in order to get a water bottle.
That's what they're trying to control right now.
People dying from starvation and, you know, in floods and children being raised without parents, they literally don't care about.
And that's to say, because even right now, the only institution they don't have full control over is the Supreme Court.
And what did Kamala and them say?
If they win, they're going to pack the Supreme Court and put 25 justices.
25.
megan nager
They're going to get rid of the filibuster.
They've been trying to do that for years now.
I really, that, that, because then we're actually screwed.
And also, what's interesting is I think they're trying to collapse the system so they can then come in and get control.
So I guess that's why I get annoyed when like the people on the right are like, collapse the system.
Cause I'm like, you're feeding into, but at the same time, I kind of get it.
So I don't know.
kezia schaffer
But you know that saying that they say, never let a good crisis go to waste.
unidentified
Yes.
kezia schaffer
So then what about like, so what, and when we look at these like pictures of these cities that are completely destroyed, are they going to rebuild them as, well, let's try and rebuild them as the smart city and start not maybe not Asheville.
I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
No, maybe not.
Maybe, maybe in Hawaii.
But what I was going to say more or less about this is that like this just shows that our government's priorities are off in the fact that this kind of stuff is not their priority.
It's they care.
Like, do you ever notice that?
Like, it's like a white grandmother was just stabbed again the other day by a black guy in the middle of like a grocery store and murdered.
And that doesn't even make the news.
But like a black person, a white person calls a black person a nigga or something like that.
And that makes the news.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, oh my gosh.
And so they control what goes on the TV.
And, you know, oh, he's at the N-word.
Like, who cares about the fucking N-word, you fucking sensitive bitch?
Like, who cares?
If you're black, oh, you're a black person.
You're supposed to be tough.
I think you're supposed to be tough and you're afraid of a word.
What happened to black people?
I miss the black people that were tough, that played sports and picked cotton.
No, I'm just kidding.
unidentified
No, but I, I, there goes all my jobs.
elijah schaffer
I'm joking.
No, but I, I, for a community that, that, that, you know, that are gangster and trying to be cool and hard.
Oh, a word hurts your feelings.
megan nager
It's like the victim.
elijah schaffer
Throw the fuck up, you victim.
megan nager
Well, it's also like I was listening to like totally unrelated, but the WNBA now is getting like all these black players are now saying that they're like being taunted and being called racial assaults and stuff.
elijah schaffer
That's good.
Good progress.
unidentified
Because often guys, I'm trying to get her candy.
megan nager
Caitlin Clark.
And like, like, since she's come, you know, she's like rose to fame.
They're getting all this attention now.
Apparently, they're all being called racial slurs.
And it's just like, I don't know if that's necessarily true.
And also, why, what is, why is like victimhood just celebrated in today's society?
Like, what is that getting us?
elijah schaffer
Oh, no.
And I know, and people need to get strong.
They need to get lean and they need to stop being a victim.
But it's also mentality.
Everyone's worried about.
That's what I find to be funny.
You see a black guy who's like ripped and like strong and he plays basketball and he's like, you know, athletic.
And then he's like, someone says a word and he's like, what'd you say?
It's like, oh, a word?
Like, so what's the point of lifting weights and stuff if a word hurt you?
kezia schaffer
Because it gives you attention.
megan nager
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Like the ammonia in July now.
Yeah.
And everyone, and then everyone's like, oh, this guy, you get fame, everything.
megan nager
The media gets to you.
elijah schaffer
You saw the MI racist movie and then you get you money too.
That's what they really want.
They're trying to get that bread.
Speaking of that, though, I want to remind you guys about something really important.
Now, many of you guys know I've been getting healthy and I've been eating a lot of this Bill Tong from Farmer Bills.
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But one of the best parts about all of this is this.
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Increasingly, our beef industry is dominated by big four meat packers.
Even right now, honestly, how good is fresh meat going to last out?
I'm being serious.
Right now, I don't know what happened to the other, I guess I had a meat brick.
I don't know where it's at, but this right here is the bison bill tongue this right here is the beef bill tongue.
I honestly prefer the chili and the flavored bill tongue, but if you want to know what bill tong is, what is it read?
What is bill tongue?
Go ahead and read that.
megan nager
I actually had bill tong in Africa, right there.
All right, bill tongue it's a meat, because I'm not black, though is a meat snack that originated with the Dutch pioneers.
See, that's why it's in Africa, because of the Dutch.
Right now.
Okay um, in the 1880s, 1800s on their do you want me to read all this?
Okay, on their great track, they killed game and cured the meat using vinegar, salt and spices.
Traditionally, clove and coriander were used due to their antimicrobial antimicrobial properties.
Unlike jerky, bill tong is air-dried, so it retains its moisture and has a nice strip of fat, making it a great snack for energy on the go.
elijah schaffer
Amazing, that's perfect, thank you, and I want to remind you guys too, that it's an America First beef company that just launched a rancher owned meat processing plant in south Dakota.
Their name is Farmer Bills, and what they're selling isn't just beef, it's bill tongue.
Conventional jerky is loaded with sugar, soy nitrates and fillers.
We're big on health in my family right now, and bill tong is an air dry delicacy from south Africa that America is just now discovering.
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Honestly, I just got a whole nother box.
That's true.
Now, going back to this topic, as we were mentioning here about being strong and stuff, yeah, I don't know why everyone pretends to like be, you know, so worried about this.
I kind of want to, this is what's crazy is in the middle of this, this actually happened today, okay?
In the middle of this.
megan nager
Oh, no, here we go.
elijah schaffer
In the middle of this.
No, we're going to talk about this, but in the middle of this, our government was asked to send more resources, was asked to send more resources.
And they went, okay, so we need to send more resources to Tennessee, to North Carolina, to Georgia, to Florida.
What should we do?
We don't have any more resources.
I got an idea.
Israel says it has secured $8.7 billion U.S. aid package.
$8.7 billion.
By the way, they said that the damage is about $92 billion.
So that could cover about like 8% of the damage, 9% of the damage that's done.
Imagine the immediate data.
kezia schaffer
The damage where?
Which one?
unidentified
In the U.S. About $92 billion of damage.
No.
megan nager
The damage in Israel.
elijah schaffer
The damage that Israel's done cannot be quantified.
I cannot quantify that.
The amount of wars, it's trillions.
But I will say this.
Trillions of dollars.
kezia schaffer
Maybe they do need that.
unidentified
What?
kezia schaffer
Maybe they do need the 8 billion.
megan nager
It's a valid point.
kezia schaffer
Because if their damage is much bigger than ours.
elijah schaffer
You're not meeting the Jewish allegations.
kezia schaffer
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Your country should come first.
megan nager
Your country should come first.
unidentified
Look.
elijah schaffer
No, check this out, though.
Listen to this.
Jerusalem, September 26th, Israel said on Thursday that it had secured an $8.7 billion aid package from the United States to support its ongoing military efforts and to maintain a qualitative military edge in the region.
The package includes $3.5 billion for essential wartime procurement, which has already been received and earmarked for critical military purchases, and $5.2 billion designated for air defense systems, including the Iron Dome, which is also some of the baddies out there are giving that out to the boys, you know?
That Iron Dome.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Anti-missile system, David Slings, and an advanced laser system.
So, look, here's the deal: Israel's currently fighting on two fronts against the, I know they say Israel's fighting against two fronts, like they didn't create the war.
Like, come on, guys.
They just created this war.
They literally went and took out the leadership of Hezbollah.
It's like they're creating the front.
But what's crazy is: look, if you're a nation, no, but I'm saying, if you're a nation and you want to do what you want, don't play a victim while we're in the middle of a catastrophe and ask us for money.
That's fucking crazy.
megan nager
Oh, I didn't do it.
elijah schaffer
Why'd you do it?
megan nager
I didn't do it.
elijah schaffer
No, but I mean, but I mean, it is crazy that countries will come out and be like, that have the, if you're a nation, you have the audacity to ask the United States for aid right now.
You are shitty.
And there's only two countries that did so during this time.
megan nager
Ukraine and Israel.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Who both are led by who?
kamala harris
Jews.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
megan nager
Do you think Jews?
You guys hear me out.
unidentified
Hear me out.
megan nager
Hear me out.
Do you think Jews single-handedly caused the hurricane?
unidentified
Oh.
megan nager
Said a yes.
kezia schaffer
Well, it could be.
megan nager
I think they could have done it.
unidentified
Yeah, because amazing.
elijah schaffer
If you think about it, if you think about it, though, if we weren't worried about global warming and gay bathrooms from Jewish mayors, maybe we would actually have to be prepared for the storm.
So maybe they made the disasters worse.
megan nager
Do you think they control the weather, though?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
Same.
megan nager
Same with Kabbalah.
unidentified
Yeah.
kamala harris
Yep.
elijah schaffer
If they can levitate themselves, what do you think they do with the clowns?
kamala harris
Yeah.
unidentified
What do you think they've been doing under those tunnels?
elijah schaffer
Hold on.
unidentified
Talk to you.
elijah schaffer
I touched the air turned off.
unidentified
Hold on.
kezia schaffer
What?
elijah schaffer
The air turned off.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it's been getting a bit hot in there.
megan nager
Should we keep talking about Jews?
elijah schaffer
No, just the air turned off for a second.
kezia schaffer
We could talk about.
megan nager
Do you feel uncomfortable because you are Jewish, Kezia?
kamala harris
Megan.
megan nager
Elijah, are people surprised?
kezia schaffer
Drag me down to your level.
unidentified
Are you surprised?
megan nager
Elijah, are people surprised you married a Jew?
unidentified
Get out of here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so we made lots of Jewish children.
It's been a great thing.
Do you want to know something great?
Let me read you something funny on our own.
megan nager
I'm going to get the America first perspective.
elijah schaffer
Right.
megan nager
I will say that.
elijah schaffer
But during this time, we shouldn't be sending money over.
It's disrespectful to the taxpayers.
Well, the other country is going to be a lot of people.
To say we don't have resources and then we're sending money.
Well, we don't have resources for our own.
kezia schaffer
Message America and say, hey guys, how are you doing?
megan nager
DM them.
kezia schaffer
We've heard that it's been a really rough week for you guys.
Is there anything we can do to help you?
Correct.
I would expect my neighbor slash my greatest ally, my buddies, if they've heard I've gone through a rough time and my people are orphaned.
Well, how come America's out here giving it to everyone?
They hear Israel, Ukraine, all these other countries so much debt.
megan nager
Like, I don't get why people are just like, I don't get, like, that's another thing.
It's the amount of debt that we're accruing is like literally not even possible.
elijah schaffer
do we owe the money to?
kezia schaffer
So it's America.
elijah schaffer
Who do we owe the money to?
kezia schaffer
We don't owe the debt to Jews.
elijah schaffer
We do.
That's literally it.
We owe it to private families.
Yeah, we owe it to a private family.
megan nager
There we go.
unidentified
We do.
elijah schaffer
We don't owe it to who we owe it to.
Who are we getting our money from and who are we pulling the bonds out of the debt to?
It's a private family that runs the Federal Reserve.
We owe it to a Jewish family.
megan nager
Billy, I don't do it to all the Rothschilds if you're.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not the Rothschild.
We owe it to the family that runs the Federal Reserve.
It's a private bank owned by a private family.
megan nager
Who's the family?
elijah schaffer
Well, we can talk about that, but I don't know if you want to get killed.
We're on YouTube right now.
There's multiple families.
megan nager
Are we going to get kicked off?
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, I don't think we can talk about that on YouTube, but we can talk about it later on Rumble.
But there's multiple families, but the Federal Reserve is a private bank that's operated by Jewish people that indebts our country.
So everyone says that, who do we owe the money to?
Let's just fucking kill all the people that we owe the money to as a country.
We do it to brown people.
Like, we love bombing Arabs.
You know what I mean?
Like, and what I mean by kill, I mean, the U.S. government, like, we love killing people.
We have a big military.
If we owe debt to you, why don't we just bomb them?
Because they control what?
The government?
They control the purse.
They control even our military.
So that's unfortunate.
We can't kill them.
That's what someone said.
Why don't we just bomb the people we owe the money to?
unidentified
We can't do it.
elijah schaffer
They control the purse.
megan nager
I think we disagree on the whole Jewish conspiracy that they're just single-handedly, the Jews are controlling everything.
elijah schaffer
No, they don't control everything.
kezia schaffer
What about the weather?
elijah schaffer
They just control the weather and the content.
kezia schaffer
I do disagree with that.
unidentified
I think they control the weather.
elijah schaffer
They just control the weather.
megan nager
I clarify.
I think they're the fact that they control the weather.
Okay.
kezia schaffer
Well, at least we can find common ground.
megan nager
I'd say they control the weather.
elijah schaffer
I'll say this, though.
If they could turn their control to the positive, and instead of the clouds doing rain, they could combine their love of banking and make the clouds rain money.
Maybe the Jews would stop being hated so much.
megan nager
Can we ask a Jew if they could do that?
unidentified
Which one should I ask here today?
kezia schaffer
I know my nose is the most Jewish-looking nose in the room.
However.
elijah schaffer
Wait, did you see this?
unidentified
Can you help out?
elijah schaffer
Did you see this?
unidentified
There's people on the internet debate about who's Jewish or not.
megan nager
Well, Schaefer is a Jewish list.
elijah schaffer
It's a German name, but yeah, sure.
And my name's Jewish too.
Elijah is a very intelligent name.
megan nager
That's literally the Old Testament.
unidentified
Someone said Elijah Schaefer is a Jewish-American commentator journalism.
elijah schaffer
This is Meta AI.
It says, I'm a Jewish-American commentator, journalism, podcast host.
Confirmation.
Self-identification.
Elijah Schaefer.
megan nager
His parents are Jewish.
elijah schaffer
I know it says Jewish.
Family background.
His parents are Jewish.
Cultural connections is frequently discusses Jewish culture, history, and issues.
I don't know if they have the context of the way I discuss it.
However, Elijah Schaefer's work, The Elijah Schaefer Show, which I didn't, I guess that's what we're calling the show now.
kezia schaffer
Wow, Elijah Schaefer.
megan nager
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
The Elijah Schaefer Show.
This is called The Elijah.
kezia schaffer
That's pretty cool.
elijah schaffer
Conservative commentator on various media outlets, Fox News, Newsmax.
That's actually a pretty good indicator.
And investigative journalist, Blaze TV One America News Network.
It turns out, as I said here, even this, caught me.
Shalom, Goyam.
kezia schaffer
That's amazing.
megan nager
I knew it.
I had a feeling.
I had a feeling.
elijah schaffer
So my favorite part is somebody put it through.
So that was Meta as AI.
So then somebody didn't know if that was true or not.
Maybe it is true.
Who knows?
megan nager
Did you do that yourself?
elijah schaffer
No, somebody else.
So people just comment a lot.
You know, like people do this, like, dude, there's people that are so into proving they're not Jewish.
They post their DNA results.
Can I just say this?
You don't have to prove anything to people on the internet.
In fact, you should confuse people on the internet.
The more disinformation you pump out about yourself, the better life becomes.
And I find that I'll have people arguing about me about two things that are lies that I've spread about myself, and it makes me laugh.
megan nager
But what are they?
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to say anything.
I just think it's funny.
Like, you know that every person that's ever worked for me or that's ever been around me, I tell them something very sensitive that's a complete lie to see if they're sensitive with truth or not.
And I'll get things come back to me that are complete lies that I started about myself, and I know who started them because I'll try to see if I can trust them.
And I never trust them again, eventually fire.
megan nager
Have you done that to me?
elijah schaffer
Maybe, probably.
But I've done that.
Who knows?
Maybe I didn't.
Maybe what if this is the lie I'm telling you?
That I tell people lies.
megan nager
That could be the lie.
elijah schaffer
I've told every single person something and I have found out who's a snake and who's not.
Are you?
megan nager
Oh no, I'm not a snake because I'm still here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, they asked Grock.
They asked Grock, is Elijah Schaefer Jewish?
And what did it say here?
megan nager
Do you have any chat GPT?
elijah schaffer
This is even better.
This is even better.
Wait, you can do it in a second.
Read this one.
This one's even better.
megan nager
Based on the information available up to September 29, 2024, Elijah Schaefer has directly stated in a post on X that he is not Jewish.
He identified himself as black, Christian, and American in response to a discussion that might have implied or questioned his religious or ethnic background.
Therefore, according to Elijah Schaefer's own statement, he is not Jewish.
elijah schaffer
So Betta says I'm Jewish and Grok says I'm black.
unidentified
Okay, can I do Chat Gafi?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what is Chat GPT?
megan nager
Okay, what do I write?
elijah schaffer
Is Elijah interesting?
Is Elijah Schaefer Jewish?
megan nager
Okay, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I guess I don't know what they're asking.
I don't know what they're asking.
Honestly, I have no idea.
megan nager
Okay, let's see.
Chat GPT?
elijah schaffer
He probably doesn't even know who I am.
megan nager
There is no public information confirming that Elijah Schaefer, a conservative commentator and former host of Blazy V, slightly offensive, is Jewish.
elijah schaffer
I'm not.
Okay, we don't need to go any further.
I'm not Jewish, but maybe I am.
However, I will say this.
Wait, how does it?
How does AI know?
Like, how can AI give responses to this stuff?
kamala harris
That's crazy.
megan nager
It's kind of creepy, huh?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is creepy.
megan nager
So if you look up anyone, will their shit come up?
elijah schaffer
That's what I didn't know.
Like, I'm not well known.
I'm a small little guy.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I'm just a small little guy in a small little room who does random shit.
unidentified
He is a lot of big where it counts.
kezia schaffer
In my heart.
megan nager
However, that's good.
kamala harris
That's good.
elijah schaffer
However, it does kind of, however, it does, it does.
People do like hearing negative news about me, though.
You can get popular by just being a dick to me, which is nice, though.
Because, by the way, as long as you want to get that iron dome, that's all that matters.
Did it ask about yourself?
Did you check out yourself?
And what did it say?
megan nager
It said I'm a Jew.
unidentified
Wow.
megan nager
It said I'm a Jew.
But I don't even have that.
elijah schaffer
Is Megan Nader Jewish?
Yes, Megan Nader is Jewish.
She is a comedian, writer, and filmmaker who has openly discussed her Jewish heritage in interviews and her work, often incorporating elements of Jewish culture and humor into her comedy.
Let me see.
Is Kezia Schaefer?
megan nager
So it says that no shit about everyone.
It's listening to everyone.
kezia schaffer
There's no information about me except that you're Jewish.
Except that I'm Jewish.
unidentified
What does it say?
megan nager
Please.
kezia schaffer
Let me try one more time.
I'm too obscure.
Yes, anonymous.
elijah schaffer
Wait, that's literally what it says.
Hold up.
It keeps changing your name to me.
I'm trying your maiden name here.
Let me see.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Okay, it says here, there's no publicly confirmed information available that confirms that Kezia is Jewish.
She's a private individual, and her religion and ethnic background is not publicly documented besides common debate.
megan nager
So I'm getting sad.
elijah schaffer
Besides common debate, one of the top things when you Google my name is Elijah Schaefer's wife.
That's what people look up.
People try to find out if you're Jewish.
And people say, God.
Is Elijah Schaefer's wife Jewish?
That's one of the main interests.
Yeah, everyone's always researching this.
It's probably because I say that a lot.
megan nager
She's probably Jewish.
That's why.
That's creepy.
Huh?
So I'm going to the camps.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever tried bison before?
megan nager
Yeah.
unidentified
Try it.
megan nager
Do you also, Kessia is from Africa?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
Have you had Bill Song?
kezia schaffer
Probably, yeah.
I have had that before, but I'm not a big dried meat girl.
megan nager
Well, it's actually good.
kezia schaffer
Is it yummy?
unidentified
Just try it.
elijah schaffer
It's not what you're thinking.
megan nager
My dad used to always go to Africa and bring this home in like pounds.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
It's really nice.
Just try it.
It's just dry.
megan nager
Is she going to hate it?
kezia schaffer
Oh, it is not as dry as I thought it was going to be.
unidentified
Looks nice.
elijah schaffer
I didn't eat dinner, so I'm like.
megan nager
It's pretty good.
You guys, check out Farmer Bills.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm killing.
kezia schaffer
So?
Yeah, it's not bad.
megan nager
It's good.
kezia schaffer
It's actually a pretty good game.
It's good.
megan nager
I think I would order some, to be honest.
unidentified
Really?
megan nager
Do you think your followers are like...
elijah schaffer
Look at the chat.
unidentified
They're all...
elijah schaffer
They're all on Dominius.
This is like such a.
unidentified
If Kessia is the consensus, oh man, that's so good.
kezia schaffer
What are they saying?
elijah schaffer
Everyone said, my name is Elijah Schaefer-Stenkowitz.
Someone said, Elijah was much funnier with the twin nogs.
Women don't bring the best out of you, bro.
kezia schaffer
Twin nogs.
elijah schaffer
What the Hodge twins.
megan nager
They don't think we're funny, Kessiah.
kezia schaffer
Well, women, how could we be?
unidentified
Oh, it's so true.
elijah schaffer
Switching topics here on something a little interesting.
By the way, so we're not just going to harp just on Israel here.
Believe me, I like to harp on a lot of things.
megan nager
You can harp on Israel.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I mean, I want to talk about this too.
Fake actor Zelensky is back in the U.S. to pick up another $8 billion in aid.
15 senators flocked around him to ensure that he got it.
Check this out here.
U.S. President Joe Biden on Thursday told his Ukrainian counterpart Vladimir Zelensky that Ukraine will prevail after pledging nearly $8 billion in military aid and long-range munitions to help Kiev fight Russian forces.
It goes on to say here that Biden, who has less than four months left, is trying to secure as much U.S. support for Ukraine as he can amid a tight presidential race between Democrat Kamala Harris and Republican Donald Trump.
So, look, this is absolutely sort of the strange part.
Like, I think it's funny.
Everyone's always debating.
I think that's funny.
Everyone's debating that everybody's Jewish.
It's hilarious, kind of.
It is funny.
Like, it is, by the way, there was this one girl that was like, I like, the best part is, is I don't track these arguments, but I see random tweets from bigger accounts getting involved.
And sometimes I'll wake up like eight in the morning.
No, and like the last, the last, I'll see like a tweet from someone be like, for the last time, I'm not a Jew.
Look at my DNA results.
I'm like, it's eight in the morning.
megan nager
It's literally proving it.
elijah schaffer
It's eight in the morning.
Do we need to do this?
Maybe.
Maybe.
megan nager
Have you done your DNA, Elijah?
You could bleed Jew.
unidentified
You could.
What if?
elijah schaffer
I haven't done it.
unidentified
No.
megan nager
I haven't either.
Because I think they're going to collect it and use it for organs.
unidentified
They do.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's Susan.
unidentified
Yes.
megan nager
They want to harsh you.
elijah schaffer
Okay, Susan Wajecki.
Susan Wajecki, the ex-CEO of YouTube, the Jewish one.
Her sibling is the one who owns that other DNA company that collects it.
The Jewish person.
unidentified
It's a Jewish person that owns the company that sells the data.
megan nager
Well, because I think if elites need an organ or something, they'll look and be like, oh, look at that.
Kezia Jew Schaefer has a match of my kidney.
So I'm going to go kill him.
I think that's my theory.
elijah schaffer
They don't do like blood type.
megan nager
I don't know.
unidentified
I just thought it's just.
That's raised.
elijah schaffer
Or like a karyotype and look for like actual like antigens and like do you know your blood type?
unidentified
Mine's be more mine's be positive.
megan nager
And apparently that's what a lot of African Americans have.
elijah schaffer
Really?
megan nager
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is this why you guys promote interracial marriage?
unidentified
Who?
kezia schaffer
The blacks?
unidentified
Jews.
megan nager
Oh.
elijah schaffer
You know, what is up with that?
Why do Jews, why do Jews promote a lot of interracial marriage?
You know, do you guys know that's a real thing?
Like, what?
megan nager
They should marry a Jew?
No, there's like, like, like, if you're Jewish.
elijah schaffer
You know, but most of the movements in America to promote interracial marriage, particularly, like, there's no promoting of interracial marriage in Jewish families, which is weird because Jews want it, should marry other Jews or convert the spouse, right?
megan nager
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, so that's like, that's sort of the thing.
But when it comes to white people, like there was even ads, placed ads that were like promoting, like trying, you know, to get with like a, um, in Poland and whatnot to like, you know, be with a North African, like try to like promote interracial marriage in the, in the UK and stuff.
And the NGOs behind them were Jewish-funded NGOs with money back into Israel.
Why would they promote interracial marriage in white countries when I don't, I feel like Jews, you have to have to convert to marry.
Or if you don't, your parents would be upset, I feel like.
Unless your parents are atheist.
megan nager
Mine weren't.
kezia schaffer
It depends how Jew you are.
megan nager
Yeah.
I think that's more in like very religious Jewish.
Like there's a lot of Jews now that are just like, don't care.
I think if you're Orthodox, it's big.
Like that would be a huge no-no.
unidentified
Right.
megan nager
You're also not Orthodox.
kezia schaffer
Well, but like I would feel the same way.
Like I, my parents wouldn't allow me to not marry a Christian.
megan nager
Yeah.
So it's like, it's more the religion than like the ethnicity, I think.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but nobody's gonna marry a non-white person.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that's true.
megan nager
Also, would you marry a Jew?
Oh, because are Jews not white?
kezia schaffer
No.
You look white to me.
elijah schaffer
No, but a lot of them have mixed in with European bloodlines, like in Poland and stuff like that.
So then they have white, like genetic, oh no.
megan nager
No, no, no, giving birth.
elijah schaffer
Oshkenazi is not.
No, Jews are not white, but they do blend in, which is like sort of why they do well in Europe and stuff.
megan nager
So we could be spies.
elijah schaffer
Well, because the Jews enslave the Yemeni Jews.
The Jews that don't look white get enslaved in Israel.
And they're yeah, and they're the lower, they're the underclass.
So the Yemeni Jews are the slave class in Israel.
So like the white Jews have predominance, and there's they'll put some like black Jews and stuff like that and tell them if you're the Sephardic Jews are very dark and they're not.
Yeah, but the Yemeni, there's different lines of Jews and the Yemeni Jews are considered a slave.
megan nager
There's like very few Yemeni Jews ever that exist.
elijah schaffer
That's not true.
megan nager
100%.
elijah schaffer
No, that's not true.
unidentified
Yeah.
megan nager
Did you hear this?
elijah schaffer
This is 100% true.
Like I'm telling you, Yemeni Jews.
megan nager
Jews are not enslaved in Israel.
elijah schaffer
No, they're not enslaved.
They're like the slave class.
Like, you know how we use like poor whites and blacks as their slave class?
Like you walk in your nice white neighborhood and you go into a raising canes and it's just like poor blacks serving you fried chicken and you get mad because they can't get it to you in 37 seconds.
You know what I mean?
You know, come on, poor blacks.
I hate my food.
And they think they got off the plantation and meanwhile they make up almost all the fast food workers.
It's true.
It's like black people are still enslaved.
megan nager
Can I get fired for buying?
elijah schaffer
And then they use, they make like they make like they make like $7 an hour and then they spend the money on fucking Nikes.
That shit's crazy.
So that they can look cool.
And then there's always like, you know what I mean?
And then they literally won't buy a home until they can put rims on their car.
Like that's crazy shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, that's slavery.
They're like enslaved.
They don't make a lot of money, but on average.
And then the money they have, they immediately spend and they spend it outside of their own community.
unidentified
They go and they're like, the Jews are doing that to the blacks.
elijah schaffer
They did that.
Well, yeah, through Hollywood in the rap industry, they sold them this idea that they could become like these like tough dudes.
I mean, Scooter Braun and all these individuals that, you know, run this whole industry, they sold this.
That's what Kanye was saying.
The Jews, you know, sold blacks a lie.
I think Jews don't like blacks, but I mean, hey, that's where me and Jews get along.
I'm totally joking.
I'm totally joking.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm joking.
Oh, dude, it's joke.
Black people watch the show, which means I'm not racist.
But here's the deal.
megan nager
I am black.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm also black.
No, no, no, but jokes aside, edgy jokes aside, edgy jokes aside, there actually is some, there is a video I want to play you guys because I mentioned the fact that I mentioned that blacks and Jews were not getting along.
I shared a, I'm not joking, check this out.
They don't get along well.
unidentified
In fact, fucking Jew.
You have the right to fucking partner and I don't.
Fuck you and fuck your mother and your grandmother and your great-grandmother.
You're fucking big Jew.
What about Hitler?
I said, I said Hitler should have wiped every fucking one of you off the bathroom.
He said, arrest me, I told you.
He's a hookah!
Someone back in a motherfuckin' jail!
You called me a Jew again.
megan nager
Do you think he's a black Hebrew Israelite?
elijah schaffer
There it is.
I think he's just Jamaican.
megan nager
Where was this?
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
I didn't see any of the license plates.
Could we tell?
kezia schaffer
That's pretty nice.
elijah schaffer
He said it's Jamaican, so it could be here, right?
But that doesn't look like Yorkdale.
Yorkdale Radiator.
So I guess we're going to be able to do that.
megan nager
Oh, I think he's in Pennsylvania.
elijah schaffer
Oh, maybe.
I don't know.
megan nager
I pulled that out of my ass.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like pulling a lot of things out of there recently.
kezia schaffer
Some pretty creative insults there, though.
So you got to just laugh about it.
Yeah.
unidentified
It's like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I wish black people would do that more.
Here's the thing is I'm acting.
That's why he's not.
He's not an African-American.
He's actually...
He's African.
kezia schaffer
Jordanian.
elijah schaffer
He's like Jamaican.
megan nager
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but meaning, I always enjoy seeing a black person who's good with words and doesn't revert to violence.
Because black people are funny as hell.
Like, this is one of the funny things.
Like, black people are always clowning each other.
And black comedians, example, they're always usually pretty funny.
The male ones, not females, because female comedians in general are not add black to the mix, and it's just victim crying, you know?
unidentified
Except for me, it's a maybe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, everybody follows you for your comedy.
unidentified
So some people tell me.
megan nager
So my husband did say, Kessie is your funniest friend by far.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was going to say, is it so?
Black people typically have like this spirit where they're good at clowning.
But when they'll clown each other, they also kill each other too.
But I mean, when you're white, they take offense.
So like they get, like, even here, like, comedy sets, black people always get offended, like, watch your jokes.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, if they could clown back, I feel like black people could really fix a lot of race relations by just stopping to shoot and stab people and beat people up and by just coming up with some sick ass burns.
And you get a lot more respect.
Like, imagine if black people were known, if you called them the N-word, that they would just come back with the sickest roast ever.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that's it.
elijah schaffer
Then you would be like, then you actually, white people would not be secretly racist.
They would actually like you because now they're just not to your face, but because they're afraid of you because they know you're violent.
But if you were just a cool ass motherfucker and you were like, oh, you call me the N-word?
Oh, you fucking hook-nosed, bitch-ass Jew.
Look at you over there.
Hill should have finished you off.
You'd be like, now that you hurt your soul, right?
You hurt your soul.
And now you're like, I'm not going to be dogging on blacks because I don't want to get ripped to a new one.
megan nager
Do you think that's like any victim, any like victim mentality, any person with a victim mentality, instead of just like whining about it, just have like a good comeback?
I feel like that applies across the board, right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, and just have a good sense of humor.
megan nager
Just a good sense of humor.
kezia schaffer
Because you don't need to, I don't know what the point is to scrying about that.
That's excellent.
I've had some people say really mean things to me, but they were so funny.
megan nager
Same.
kezia schaffer
That you just walk away and you just go, damn.
elijah schaffer
We're very mean to each other sometimes, but in a nice way.
kezia schaffer
Oh.
megan nager
You two are?
kezia schaffer
No, he can come up.
elijah schaffer
She called me and my brother-in-law fat fucks the other day.
She's like, what are you doing, you fat fucks?
unidentified
I was like, what?
I don't cuss.
kezia schaffer
I don't use naughty language, Kirk.
It was a joke.
See, if he had a sense of humor, he could have walked it off.
elijah schaffer
I could have walked it off.
megan nager
I can't speak, huh?
I think the moral of the story is you just need to laugh at yourself a little more and stop taking everything so seriously.
elijah schaffer
Except that the world is very serious and parents are dying and their children are walking around naked in the forest.
Just to remind you guys, you know, I've been warning you guys for a long time about the fact that you actually never know when roads are going to get knocked out, the supply chain is going to get knocked out.
Everyone's always like, oh, I have medical insurance or whatever.
And I'm always like, look, guys, you can have whatever insurance you want.
You can do whatever you want in life.
But I'm going to tell you this.
If you are not prepared with an emergency kit from the wellness company, you are failing yourself and your family.
And I'm going to tell you why.
Here's why.
So this comes with everything you need, like amoxicillin, Z-Pax, luconazole to fight any infection from COVID, but even to STDs, which is like, you can accidentally get those, by the way.
And even if you get one, always say you got it on an accident.
But other than that advice, my point of the matter is, is that you get in this, not just that, but you also get ivermectin, which many doctors won't prescribe you because they have a bias against it.
This is an anti-parasitic medication that has antiviral properties.
People have been saying they're using it to help with cancer, with other types of infections, with COVID.
I'm not making those claims because we're can't, but it's been interesting how they've been trying to hide this drug.
It's been a miracle drug used around the world for a long time.
It's very cheap and ineffective back in the day.
Now it's hard to get your hands on because doctors don't want to give it to you because they'd rather give you COVID vaccinations if you're afraid of getting infected.
This is also cheaper than going to the emergency room, can save your life, bring down your fever.
And even if you have medical insurance, good luck getting a appointment in your office.
Good luck actually going around and paying the copay, trying to fill in while there's Venezuelan migrants who are sitting around here taking away your spots.
It's terrible.
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And I don't know why it's still over here.
You can also get their first aid emergency kits as well.
Just throw one in there if you're going to get it.
megan nager
Oh, does that have a defibrillator?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
No, it doesn't actually have a defibulator.
Okay.
Anyway, speaking of that, speaking of defibulations, I want to talk about this.
Okay, so let's close out that topic.
Oh, that's my script.
So the topic was the fact of, yes, it is wrong to be another country asking for money and giving them money.
I want to come to a conclusive reasoning.
It is wrong to do that.
And on the flip side of that, not only is that wrong, but if you want to prove that you're our ally, maybe Israel should not only give that money back, but also offer to send us several billion dollars to rebuild our cities, but they won't do that because they're not our ally.
They just take, they're a parasite.
They take money from us.
megan nager
Right.
elijah schaffer
So it's Ukraine.
I'm not saying all, not all, not all Israelis are bad.
Many Israelis are probably great people.
And this is not a sight on ethnically Jewish people, but the government itself is parasitic.
No, no, no.
I'm saying in the audience that it's true to say that the Israeli government is parasitic to the United States taxpayer in that they take money and don't give us things back.
megan nager
Well, I just think that U.S. is like so bad right now.
Like even I always see just like homeless people who are like clearly American, not like, you know, like immigrants necessarily.
And it's just like, why are we having these people on the street?
Or like you see like a veteran or something, like and they can't, you know, we can't help them, but then you can help everyone else around you.
And then with the hurricane, I think you really see it.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and just to be fair, it's not to focus on one country too.
I mean, saying Israel's like this.
And someone pointed out in the comments, so we're almost every country, including Pakistan and NGOs, like the UN and stuff.
Like, meaning everyone's a parasite to the taxpayer.
They're just parasites.
megan nager
Well, that's why it was like, I hate the UN.
And then, I mean, I think everyone takes advantage of the U.S., but I don't get it because we're broke.
elijah schaffer
Because we're not broke.
We owe debt.
megan nager
Yeah, we owe debt.
elijah schaffer
But our currency is the global currency.
So we're never broke.
megan nager
Until it's not, which I think that there is that whole, you know, bricks thing with Russia, China for a second.
elijah schaffer
It's harder than I think sometimes.
You know what I mean?
Like sometimes I'm like not expecting much.
megan nager
And then, listen, I like pretend to be stupid a lot.
elijah schaffer
And then you're like, you know, by the way, the currency might be deflated due to an international banking cartel.
It's rivaling that of the Federal Reserve.
You know, Brazil's involved with it.
Perhaps, you know, they're trying to court people.
That's why they got deliberate.
Oh, shit, where'd you come from with that?
megan nager
I know all about this stuff.
But yeah, no, I just think, and also I think everyone's like into like digital currencies, but also I think that they should be a little hesitant because also the federal government's going to want to control that.
But can they?
Because it's on blockchain?
elijah schaffer
Well, they can't control bricks, but they can control bricks through war, which is kind of what the Russian war is about.
The Ukraine war is about defeating the Russian power influence so you can create, recreate a dive or a split between the Axis powers.
Because remember, the current sanctions on Russia have made the economy stronger, right?
By the way, El Fanny said in a super chat and said, does Najee read Rumble Rants while streaming?
Yes, we do read them while streaming.
Oh, no.
Good to hear fertile women with offenseless demeanors.
That's true.
It's like usually fertile women are very offended by everything.
Women are wicked.
So like, I'm not worried about women.
offended women you've actually got a the person who was mad about you do want to be around good looking women You want to marry a good-looking woman, right?
If you're a single guy, that's how you marry one is you're around them.
You meet them and then you end up marrying one of them.
megan nager
You don't like kidnap them is what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah, and then you chain them up and then you beat them until they subject themselves to you.
You call you Lord, and you put a burqa on them.
kezia schaffer
I left my buck at home.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, but meaning, yeah, like, just don't find a woman who's a bitch, but also don't find a woman who's trying to be a man.
And by the way, conservative girls do exist out there, except for the fact just make sure you see if they're Jewish because you'll never be able to tell because Jewish women get nose jobs but have real tits, but white girls have fake tits, but they don't get nose jobs.
megan nager
He said this in the beginning.
elijah schaffer
If you see a girl with nice tits and a nice nose, just ask her which one was fake.
If she says the nose is fake, she's Jewish.
If she says the tits are fake, she's a white girl.
megan nager
Okay, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of lot of Jews.
A lot of them have their boobs done.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
megan nager
And their noses.
elijah schaffer
I don't think there's anything wrong with minor corrective surgeries because your image is the most important thing to you.
But what I do find out is I would be upset.
No, what I would be upset is if I got with a girl because she had these like A10 sort of features, right?
It was like contacts.
Like let's say if you married a girl because you're like, oh, like I like her eyes.
They're beautiful and they're blue, but they're just contacts.
megan nager
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't see anything weird with wearing blue contacts.
Right.
But if you aren't honest with the person that you're with, that you've had work done, that could be brought because you're like, oh, I like this girl's face.
We might have cute offspring.
megan nager
Yeah, I think that's weird.
That's creepy.
elijah schaffer
Like, I was shocked that I had a cute son.
That's a really cute little guy.
unidentified
You were shocked.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm a very beautiful woman.
No, because you're a very beautiful woman.
I'm a little bit more careful.
unidentified
You know what he said to me throughout the whole entire pregnancy about Firstborn Son?
I really hope he has my nose.
kezia schaffer
I really hope he has my nose.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
I was hoping that he had my nose.
kezia schaffer
I know.
I know I have a witch nose.
unidentified
Kezia.
kezia schaffer
Elijah tells me all the time that sometimes you're a beautiful woman and just go like this.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
She just rides around on a broom at night.
Not a witch nose.
She just casts spells.
megan nager
Okay, first of all, if you had that, you don't like, like, I don't like those noses.
kezia schaffer
He thinks I would look better with a nose drop.
And I probably, how does that look, guys?
megan nager
I know.
It would look terrible.
kezia schaffer
But that's just what I mean.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
elijah schaffer
I like the Jewish nose.
I'm keeping the Jewish nose.
kezia schaffer
That's exactly what you said.
I'm probably, I'm going to have a lot of kids, and one of them will probably have my nose.
And so I want them to not feel sad.
I want to be able to get a little bit of a little bit of a drink.
megan nager
But it's a testament to your Jewish heritage, too.
It's like you're repping your heritage.
elijah schaffer
Well, Ryan DC also said that he loves meat in his mouth as we were eating that.
He sending a super chat to let people know before the show.
On top of that, Riley Peterson said, let's fucking go.
Just sign up for support on locals.
We'll be able to get censored TV content by supporting locals.
The answer is currently no, but maybe.
But also, if you want to talk about that, I might be able to just get you a censored membership as well.
Thank you for joining locals.
It matters a lot.
It's really good.
You guys, you guys all support at censored.tv Promotion Offensive.
Also said, Elijah is feeling gay again.
Thank you.
Thank you.
megan nager
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Thank you very much.
I don't know why things are like glitching on the screen.
megan nager
Is this on locals right now?
We're going to pick up the screen.
elijah schaffer
We're everywhere.
megan nager
We're on Rumble.
elijah schaffer
We're on YouTube.
We're everywhere.
unidentified
On X?
elijah schaffer
Yes, we're on X as well.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Instagram?
Yeah, but we're going to go over to Rumble.
We're going to be going to Rumble, censored, and locals only for the second part of the show.
She's actually 40 weeks pregnant and giving birth bringing it.
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And then when you sign in here, you'll also get a nice fancy chat.
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We have a nice chat that's going on here.
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It's all up to date.
But plus, we're completely off the grid, meaning that we have our own servers and on Amazon.
We can't be like taken down.
We have DDOS attacks and different things.
People try to take us down.
So we have glitches occasionally.
megan nager
And we're like in a bunker or two.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, no, no, but we run everything, even our own payment processors and everything.
So make sure you sign up there with a promo code offensive OFF, ENSIVE.
You get 20% of your membership, but you get access to this show and so much more.
Plus, we're going to be moving very soon.
We're going to stop streaming on YouTube entirely.
So, the show will just be on Rumble, and then the last quarter of it will only be on Rumble, and that happens pretty soon after the next baby's born.
And so, we'll be moving in that direction where more of the show is going to be just on censored.
And then I guess it'll be on locals as well because I haven't figured out how to get you guys over there yet.
And like, not as well, but I just haven't figured it out yet.
Because I'm retarded and I've only been back to the country for a couple months.
And if you haven't noticed, we've had to like build a studio and we are building another sound room, and it's kind of crazy.
It's a great studio, it's pretty nice, right?
megan nager
Yeah, it's a good studio.
elijah schaffer
All right, before we go there, I want to read a couple of the uh super chats here for the second half of the show, only on Rumble.
unidentified
Oh, I see why.
elijah schaffer
Um, one said, uh, do you answer super chats on Rumble and on locals?
Uh, I answer them both on both, so we're here.
Primetime Pimp said, Hello, Shaver family.
We love Nagers and we love white moms.
Thank you, Cass.
megan nager
Wow, that's cool, huh?
elijah schaffer
I love Doomsday Cracker said she was a nager lover.
unidentified
That's good.
megan nager
I like that.
elijah schaffer
She was a nagger lover.
Down here as well, Primetime Pimp said, Bro, don't bring up the Jewish banking cartel.
You're scaring the hoes.
That's actually the funny thing.
Is like you're you're not supposed to say that around hoes, dude.
It's true.
Actually, like, sometimes I feel like a little bit like interesting when there's like, well, because my wife's here, so I don't, I don't care, but like, um, like, we'll have like a girl on, and it's not for me, really.
Like, meaning like I don't care because I'm shameless and I've been doing like I've been pissing women off.
That's actually part of the whole problem.
That's why some of my shows don't exist.
But I, but I but I've been pissing women off for a long time, and I'm not pretty 1990s.
Three, three, uh, no, I've been pretty good at it.
However, like, I'll be sitting here with like a single guy will be on, and then there'll be like an attractive single girl, and I'm like talking about the Matrix.
And it's like, I'm like, I know they're on the show to do so, but I'm like, you know, it's hard if you're like a guy and you're single and there's a hot single girl and you're like on the show, like, do I really sit here and talk about banking cartels or do I just try to like have a drink with her after the show, which is what you'll always see?
That's why I did why I feel like I did really well on Fresh and Fit because I'm on with these single guys who are serious, like, you know, they like to dog on the hose, but they still like to get their iron domed, you know?
Oh, but wouldn't you, wouldn't you want a girl who's like down with the Matrix that they're not really, they're not actually, they just pretend to be to get male attention.
So the point is that, like, but you're like, you're planning your exit.
Like, it's like, it's like, oh, do I, do I start talking about banking cartels or is that cool, say a few one-liners and then share a drink after the show.
kezia schaffer
So that's like, what do you normally talk about with girls on a date then?
elijah schaffer
Not the Matrix and stuff.
megan nager
Just like, you know, but what if they want to talk about the Matrix?
kezia schaffer
Lipstick?
elijah schaffer
You know, you pretend.
No, they don't.
They just want to talk to you about like astrology.
This is why I couldn't date these kind of girls from LA.
This is why I ended up finding Kez because I couldn't marry the girls in LA.
I'd go on dates with them.
And it was like, they would talk about astrology, your star sign mostly.
Oh my gosh, you're a Capricorn.
unidentified
I don't even know what I'm doing.
elijah schaffer
What are we, though?
megan nager
You're Aries.
We're Aries.
elijah schaffer
That's why we're similar.
megan nager
Yes, correct.
elijah schaffer
We're Aries, right?
I don't even know what the fuck that means, but apparently we're similar.
megan nager
We're the best sign, I'd say.
elijah schaffer
We're not talking about that shit, but the girls like to talk about astrology.
megan nager
We can talk about this all day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but guys know what I'm talking about.
You don't talk with the girls about the Matrix.
megan nager
But I talk about it like a scientific way.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
kezia schaffer
You're not like all the other girls, man.
unidentified
I'm like a cool guy.
elijah schaffer
Someone had a notes comment that was so shallow to you.
It said, Pro tip: Never share your Coke with Kez.
megan nager
That is horrific.
Who is this mean commenter, man?
elijah schaffer
Some fat lying she's got going there.
All right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We'll see you guys over.
We're going to take a four-minute break.
unidentified
Someone else said Kez is cute, and someone said Kez is a married lady, sir.
elijah schaffer
It's okay.
You can think.
Someone said Kez inhales and Columbia goes dry.
unidentified
This is horrific.
megan nager
I forgot your followers.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Elijah does look like he likes to talk about lipstick and lip.
Someone said Hitler was Aries.
megan nager
He was actually a cat record.
I know that.
kezia schaffer
That's sick.
unidentified
I think it's the same birthday as my sister.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're going to be back in about four minutes.
We're taking a quick break.
We'll see you guys.
Do I have a BRB?
I think I do.
We'll see you guys over on Rumble and on censored only.
Go there, censored.tv and a rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
We'll see you there.
I think I have the thing.
Here we go.
megan nager
Mazel Tov.
elijah schaffer
Why'd you push?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to the part of the show.
It's a little bit more lighthearted.
So what's really interesting is, so some guy was at a, obviously you know Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
kezia schaffer
Oh, and Tim.
megan nager
I'm sorry.
I'm going to stop after the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can mute you.
So you can chew your food there.
Since you're, you know, it's just a podcast.
You know what I mean?
Not a big deal.
Just a show.
Just crunch in everyone's ears.
Yeah, put it in the show so everyone can advertise sun chips.
Everyone, get your sun chips.
Get your seed oils.
megan nager
Well, then why do you have to do that?
elijah schaffer
You guys are advertising brands and just saying, this show is sponsored by Burger King.
This segment on blacks in America is sponsored by Burger King.
kezia schaffer
You're going to get so screwed.
megan nager
That'd be kind of funny.
elijah schaffer
All right.
This show's a parody.
So this guy, I don't know what I think about this.
So obviously people are mad because she endorsed Tim Walz and Kamala Harris.
megan nager
And everyone knew that too.
elijah schaffer
Well, also, she's a witch.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, she's actually.
megan nager
Do you think she's actually a witch?
kezia schaffer
She says she's a witch.
I just said she is.
unidentified
Yeah, I didn't say that.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think she said that she's a witch.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she literally said she's a witch.
kezia schaffer
And she like promotes witchcraft.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
And a witch lifestyle.
Like singlehood, just like being like a 30-year-old single, childless woman with cats.
Everyone knows cats and witches go hand in hand, but they do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then men who are into cats are scary.
How do you get, where are you off?
Can you move that way?
Move that.
Thank you.
Can you get like on your, can you get in your box?
unidentified
Move.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there you go.
unidentified
Thank you.
kezia schaffer
Get in there.
unidentified
Thank you.
megan nager
I think men who have cats are so bizarre.
Like this one guy.
kezia schaffer
I can't trust him.
megan nager
I was dating in LA.
kezia schaffer
Whoa.
megan nager
Years ago.
Wow.
He was like, oh, meet at my apartment.
It was only the second day.
We weren't even fully dating.
And he had just these two cats that jumped out.
And it was like the biggest turn off.
Yeah, it was really weird to me.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I agree to that as well because just the fact that if I ever meet a guy who's into cats or and vegan, I'm very suspicious that they're going to be a snake.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
But you just can't trust a person who prefers cats over dogs.
megan nager
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
And like they're going to turn into a snake or like they're sneaky like a snake.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're sneaky snakes.
But also, speaking of the devil, so someone got a signed guitar of Taylor Swift.
This man spent $4,000 on it.
kezia schaffer
You can get Taylor to sign the guitar.
elijah schaffer
To buy a signed guitar from Taylor Swift.
And here's what he did when he got it.
unidentified
Because we don't need the role hanger.
Stop.
megan nager
I knew it.
elijah schaffer
I do like the fact that someone's comments Speaking of liberals making funny comments, someone said, this is the kind of guy who complains that groceries are too high.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
And he's like, which they are.
So true.
They are.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, you know, it's true.
Sometimes I complain about the cost of living, but I find really the problem with my line of work is, is that it does well when the world is in a bad condition.
Like when the world is doing better, I objectively do worse.
And that's just the truth.
Because I work, I manage news at two news agencies, like a video department, an entire news agency, and then I run a podcast about the problems of the world.
And so typically we will have more engagement when things aren't good because people want to know what's going on.
And that's just true.
But it's still, everything still is gay retarded.
You know what I mean?
So, I mean, I understand.
But I don't know what I think about this.
Because on one hand, I would not let my kids listen to Taylor Swift.
I would not.
That's a bad role model.
Your kids should not be listening to Taylor Swift, genuinely.
megan nager
I think I don't like Taylor Swift at all.
And she really irritates me.
I respect her because she's made a lot of money.
kezia schaffer
But I do think to me.
megan nager
I mean, I was waiting for that.
I mean, I just do.
Sorry, sue me.
But I also think there's way worse music to listen to than Taylor Swift.
Like, what's that like Sexy Red, for instance?
elijah schaffer
Oh, Sexy Red says that she gets men to eat her out on her period.
kezia schaffer
Oh, Laja.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
In our house, we mostly just listen to the wiggles.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
kezia schaffer
Also, classical.
elijah schaffer
Hot potato slap.
unidentified
Potato.
elijah schaffer
Hot potato.
unidentified
Top potato.
elijah schaffer
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
unidentified
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo, wiggle, wiggle.
megan nager
I don't even know this one.
elijah schaffer
We listen to Australian kids' tunes, you know.
megan nager
Oh, yeah, that's good.
kezia schaffer
It's the wiggles.
elijah schaffer
The wiggles is not Australian.
megan nager
I know about the wiggles.
I just don't listen to them.
elijah schaffer
It's an Australian classic.
megan nager
Oh, they're Australian.
kezia schaffer
Yes.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Them and Bluey.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
megan nager
Bluey is Australian.
elijah schaffer
Australia makes kids' shows.
megan nager
Bluey's good, right?
elijah schaffer
It's like a non-kids show.
kezia schaffer
I think they started doing all of this.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of the Australians, speaking of the Australians, this is a parody, but this guy is trying to teach an Australian how to say narrow properly.
megan nager
Well, I know him, that comedian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's funny, right?
unidentified
He loves it.
How to teach an Australian to pronounce no.
Let's begin.
Repeat after me.
No.
Nori.
That is not correct.
No.
Spelt N-O.
kamala harris
Nar.
unidentified
No.
Nor.
That is actually spelt N-A-U-W-E-R-E-D-I-G-H.
Say no.
megan nager
Nor.
unidentified
No.
Oh.
No.
megan nager
Nor.
unidentified
Wow.
Everyone else in the world can say no.
Australians are hopeless.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for watching.
elijah schaffer
Coming amen.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, the Australian accent is brutal.
megan nager
You guys do that to all our women.
elijah schaffer
No, Ken doesn't really have an Australian accent.
I don't think so.
kezia schaffer
Mine is not strong.
I say I'm strong.
unidentified
No.
megan nager
Oh, you can do it.
kezia schaffer
I can say it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but girls do bong on the narrow.
It's like a Valley girl accent, kind of like.
megan nager
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where it's not, it's how I say like a lot because I'm from LA.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
So I say like a lot, but that's not most Americans don't say like a lot.
It's just people from the city.
megan nager
Yeah.
unidentified
You know?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So when they say narrow, like it's like girls like, and I was like, damn, I was like, nah.
Like, it's a very, it's a very annoying accent.
It's worse than the bogus.
I like the bogans.
Shout out to Dusty Bogan.
megan nager
I like how you guys say povos.
kezia schaffer
Povo people?
elijah schaffer
Povo.
megan nager
Povo.
unidentified
Yeah.
megan nager
I started using that.
kezia schaffer
Did you?
I don't know if that's British showing.
elijah schaffer
People are just writing, you stupid cunt.
They're like, you stupid.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Moving along, you guys asked for some lighthearted videos here just took a lot of time.
megan nager
Great question.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
Can you say cunt?
Like there?
Is that like a like, is that like hey?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Every guy I talk to calls me a cunt.
They're like, well, where are they like?
unidentified
I'll cut you like cussing.
elijah schaffer
Like when I'm at the gym, everyone's a cunt.
unidentified
Everybody's fine.
elijah schaffer
You just don't want to be called a shit cunt.
unidentified
Oh, no.
kezia schaffer
No, that means you're a faggot.
No, that can be a nice thing.
elijah schaffer
No, that means you're a faggot.
kezia schaffer
Oh, it depends on content.
elijah schaffer
Because I feel like they're not going to be like, you fuck it.
You can say, oh, you shit cup.
kezia schaffer
Shit cunt.
Unless they say it in a positive way.
No.
megan nager
You can say shit cunt in a positive way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're like, oh, you fag.
You can say your friends.
Like, oh, stop being a fag.
You know what I mean?
If you've nicely.
megan nager
I'm like, yeah, I'm going to get fired.
unidentified
This is like all of them from my own company list.
elijah schaffer
Well, you can't say, you know, these are just words.
What are you, a black person?
unidentified
Listen.
elijah schaffer
Afraid of words?
megan nager
I'm black.
kezia schaffer
It's still a cuss.
And it's still an appropriate word.
But just because Australians are a little bit more chillaxed, they take a step.
unidentified
it used to be though too but it's still like when you meet bogans they do say cunt and lot a bogan is like a like a redneck is it like Like a hobo, but there's a lot of bogans because it's still like low people who are.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
kezia schaffer
Here's my yucky.
elijah schaffer
No, First of all, everyone's lower class in Australia, but yet everyone's richer than here.
No, trust me.
Meaning, like a richest country.
Everyone's like on the same playing field.
Yeah, they're not materialistic, right?
So you can get a small little two-bedroom, one bath, million dollars.
You know, it's very different culture.
megan nager
So, but 18 almost.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and the you know, like, you know, it's like 120 from like a Toyota SUV, right?
Like a Land Cruiser or whatever.
megan nager
120k?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but listen, listen, listen.
The beamers, it's like 220 for like a nice beamer.
It's terrible.
But here's the deal.
unidentified
It's like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I didn't look at McLaren's over there.
We were a million dollars.
Ridiculous shit.
But no, they'd be like $480, $370 here.
Yeah, but then you get the 40% tax.
unidentified
Pocket change.
elijah schaffer
No, but you get that.
It's a Jewish in you.
unidentified
God help herself.
elijah schaffer
You know, I really respect her for the money.
You know what I mean?
McLaren's her pocket chain.
kezia schaffer
She's a witch, but she makes a lot of money.
elijah schaffer
So we should promote interracial marriage while we're at it.
Everyone should marry black people if you're white.
No, but I was going to say is on that.
When I was there, what I feel like is that there is a good portion, even if they are a little bit apolitical, of the blokes, of the boys, who kind of like see the shifting tide of things becoming effeminate.
And they've stood on and embraced the masculine Australian culture of being outdoorsy, of having your truck lifted.
megan nager
They're respectful of all guys in Australia.
elijah schaffer
No, no, they're not, though.
They're about half straight fags.
And then there's like this, but there's like maybe 30% of guys, 40%, maybe it's less than half, but who like they're very masculine.
Like the gyms are full, bodybuilding's alive and well.
Like they're healthy and they still talk like that and they're still into, you know, there are still the broads and things.
They're not buying into this woke culture, but still they're afraid for their life.
So if you put them on camera and said, like, do you support everything?
They would say yes.
But behind the scenes, the boys are still the boys.
unidentified
Kind of.
megan nager
I got it.
elijah schaffer
Like, the locker room talk is still alive.
And it's still, and the girls are still into it and whatever, but it's not the majority culturing.
megan nager
So they're phonies.
elijah schaffer
The fag culture, because Australia is one of the only countries I know of where literally the majority of people just live in the cities.
Like America is a pretty split rural city.
So is China.
But in Australia, it's like everybody lives around the districts of the cities.
I mean, there's rural people, but it's a majority live in the cities.
kezia schaffer
The country is just desert and empty.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but America, but that's why you know if they were white longer than they are today, they would have colonized it.
But now they've let too many non-whites and the white people don't colonize.
They just take resources and then destroy.
megan nager
Is it mainly white there?
elijah schaffer
For not much longer.
For maybe 30 more years.
Yeah.
It was started as a white nationalist haven, like Rhodesia and South Africa to be a country for white people.
It was actually more British than Britain, but now it's become this like woke where they apologize every day.
megan nager
That was shocking to me during COVID when I learned about Australia.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
And I talked to you, Kazian.
I was like, that is the total opposite of what I thought Australia was.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Australia sometimes surprises me too.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Someone said accurate statements.
I don't know if that's about what we were saying here, but I don't know.
Okay, well, anyway, all I was going to say was, is speaking of pure cringe.
So you know how libs are in this massive circle jerk where they get you ever like because I've lived around libs my entire life.
And like the reason why they treat you poorly as a conservative is because they don't even believe conservatives exist.
You're like a movie.
They're movie characters in their own life.
They all think they're in a movie.
They watch so much Netflix that they think there's some protagonist in the movie.
And bitch, I know that you've thought that you're a protagonist in the movie.
I know you think that.
I know you think you're in a movie.
You think you're in a movie?
megan nager
Like genuinely?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you do.
unidentified
Actually, not at all.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
megan nager
I think I'm just like a kind of a bizarre person.
elijah schaffer
You're a side character.
megan nager
But it's not a side.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Anyway.
unidentified
At least we have me.
megan nager
No, I've never once in my life consciously thought even living in LA for 10 years.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she moved to LA voluntarily.
I just happened to be born there.
It was unfortunate.
I happened to be born there.
unidentified
Anyone who moves to LA to become an actor or comedian thinks that they're not.
elijah schaffer
They're in a film.
They do.
Maybe you grew up out of it, but you were like, I'm going to be a star.
megan nager
For 100%.
unidentified
Okay.
Oh.
100%.
She just defended herself.
elijah schaffer
But I was in a movie, and then she's like, I want you to be a star.
That's my mentality.
They all secretly want to be a star.
They think they're like a movie.
megan nager
Yeah, that's what.
Well, then I realized I wasn't narcissistic enough.
So it didn't work.
elijah schaffer
See, but I was born retarded.
So the problem with that is I was born into the LA lifestyle, so I have a lot of it in my blood.
Like it's from the water.
I used to drink a lot of tap water growing up.
megan nager
Oh, that makes sense.
elijah schaffer
I think the activism makes everyone a little gay.
megan nager
Yeah, for sure.
But also, I'm not retarded or narcissistic.
So it's not a good combo.
elijah schaffer
I have to censor her.
unidentified
Why?
megan nager
Why?
elijah schaffer
It's like some people censor words.
I just censor her image.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to play this video here.
Because what's funny is, so you know how they, you know, how January 6th, like, they think they say it's worse than 9-11 and it's worse than the Civil War.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, they've made a play on Broadway about January 6th.
megan nager
No, please stop it.
No, no, no.
kezia schaffer
Why aren't you starring in this show, Megan?
megan nager
That would have been so good.
kezia schaffer
Who would you have played?
megan nager
AOC.
AOC.
Yeah.
Like, really?
Yeah, that would have been good.
Let me do that again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, men will pay to hear that again.
unidentified
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
That was too much for me.
Okay, that's a different play.
That's a different play.
That was a different play.
kezia schaffer
I didn't want to go to the show.
megan nager
It was more like exasperated.
elijah schaffer
I already dumb not reading the chat because the chat is unclean.
Okay.
I'm a good son.
megan nager
Why is everyone so sexual?
elijah schaffer
Because they're men, and that's good.
That means they have testosterone.
Continue being sexual, men.
unidentified
Carry on.
Here we go.
Down on everyone who is there.
You know that's right.
You know that.
elijah schaffer
Stop videos and cell phones.
unidentified
Government's closing in.
Wasn't that, you know, bad?
I don't care.
kezia schaffer
And why?
unidentified
How can you not care?
Because I didn't break any laws.
kezia schaffer
Tell me the law I broke.
unidentified
You smashed through police barricades and you overtook the United States, Captain.
kezia schaffer
I didn't break any law.
elijah schaffer
You carried your weapon on the federal ground.
unidentified
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I carried my weapon on the federal grounds that we own, that American citizens own.
elijah schaffer
Paying taxes gives you no right.
unidentified
I like pay taxes.
What?
I have every constitutional right to carry a weapon and take over Congress.
Just because a law is written doesn't mean it's the right law.
We went in there.
jonathan lemire
They scurried away like rats and hit.
elijah schaffer
That is how you do it.
kezia schaffer
What?
jonathan lemire
That was a scene from the new off-Broadway play, Fatherland, which opened last week.
unidentified
Down on everyone who was there.
You know that's right.
You know that.
kezia schaffer
That's the dangly.
megan nager
And dangly earring.
unidentified
And like the old, like choking up, like you overacting.
megan nager
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is supposed to be what?
unidentified
An FBI agent with a dangly like so it's all so it's the father.
megan nager
It's all about January 6th.
elijah schaffer
That's his son.
megan nager
The son is like, no, no, no, dad, you're a criminal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it might be about the son who turned in his dad.
megan nager
100%.
And they're fighting and the son is.
elijah schaffer
That really happened, by the way.
The lib son turned in his dad.
unidentified
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
And the son, he's gay, right?
He wasn't.
unidentified
He was a homo.
megan nager
Yeah.
100%.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Thaggler.
All right.
Anyway.
Yes, Obama is the Antichrist.
megan nager
That's really sad.
That makes me want to leave.
elijah schaffer
Relatable sound, Brian.
unidentified
Relatable sound.
elijah schaffer
Relatable sound.
One time someone said, this show's gone downhill.
I said, this show never was uphill.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, you've been deceived, sir.
If you've ever thought that this show was uphill, that's Brian.
That's Brian.
I push your buttons, you push mine, and Brian pushes those.
Let's keep going.
No, but it's true.
kezia schaffer
I'm the button man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Brian's the button man.
But I've been laughing at this stuff for a long time.
You've just gotten more cynical and you don't realize that the world has gotten to a point where it's not funny anymore.
You know what I mean?
megan nager
But you still have to laugh.
elijah schaffer
Here's the thing.
You have to laugh at this stuff because there's nothing else you can do.
You can either murder your politicians or laugh.
So I've chose laughing because I'm not promoting murdering people.
I'm just saying the only way out of this is a bloody revolution or laughing.
And as of right now, I'm laughing.
megan nager
I mean, I'd laugh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Until the money.
megan nager
I'd rather laugh at you.
elijah schaffer
Obviously, I'm joking when I say all this.
I'm just joking.
But here we go.
So this is also funny, too.
This is really sad.
megan nager
I can't believe that's real.
That really makes me uncomfortable.
elijah schaffer
So this makes me uncomfortable, too.
So Kamala Harris was asked by two former NBA players about her economic plans.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
This is a disaster of an answer.
megan nager
Because you know that's who should I be asking her.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, listen.
No, no, but when NBA players understand more about the economy.
Yeah, when NBA players play, they do.
Yes.
So they ask her about her plan.
Listen to how disastrous this is.
She deflects into a backstory about growing up above of daycare.
megan nager
Why does she keep talking about growing up when you ask her about the fucking economy?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, watch this.
Watch this.
unidentified
Going from a show to a whole entire company.
What is your kind of your economic plan moving forward for people who are living paycheck to paycheck and struggling for groceries and rent and homeowners?
elijah schaffer
Can I see how dystopian it is real fast of asking this, you have like, you know, multi-millionaires here in Kamala in like a palatial palace in like $50,000 custom suits talk about what we do about people who can't afford groceries.
kezia schaffer
Clothes are like unusual.
Why is he dressed like a checkerboard?
elijah schaffer
Because black people, that's an NBA thing.
megan nager
That's an NBA.
elijah schaffer
And NFL does it too.
megan nager
Also, though, can I say something?
No.
Kamala, I'm going to ask it anyways.
Kamala's outfits drive me crazy along with Hillary Clinton.
Like, why can't liberal politicians just dress?
elijah schaffer
Like a girl?
megan nager
They have a lot of people.
unidentified
Yeah, let's just say a girl dressed up.
megan nager
No, but like Melania dressed so elegantly.
Like why do they always wear the freaking pantsuits?
kezia schaffer
Because they've got to be a big men.
megan nager
Yeah.
She drives me nuts.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so here it is.
unidentified
For groceries and rent and homeowners.
kamala harris
So look, I grew up.
So my sister and I were raised by our mother.
We lived for a long time in an apartment on top of a child care center.
That child care center was actually owned by a woman who lived two doors down from us, Mrs. Shelton, who was by all of our accounts and feelings, our second mother.
She helped raise us.
unidentified
Boring.
kamala harris
And so she was a small business owner.
So I'll start with the small business and congratulations on what you guys are.
I from the child knew who our small business owners are, right?
I mean, you're business owners.
Come on, but you're also civic leaders.
You take seriously your voice and how you can mentor, how you can grow, right?
Communities and the sense of communities.
I love our small businesses.
unidentified
And so a lot of my work living and growing up.
Growing has focused on small businesses.
kamala harris
And my vision overall is we need to build an opportunity economy in which we increase opportunity for all.
megan nager
Right, but you want price control.
kamala harris
A lot of my work even in the Senate was about increasing access to capital through our small businesses.
elijah schaffer
By the way, that's like a $10,000 necklace.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but it's so cool how she could turn the whole question just so.
kamala harris
So I've been responsible for billions of dollars more now going into our community banks because they're in the community.
elijah schaffer
What the fuck is she talking about?
I don't know.
It's a disaster.
megan nager
Disaster.
kezia schaffer
Do they like, after she finishes her story, do they be like, wow, that's such a cool story?
So how?
What did you show a message to the American people who are, let me just like re-ask the question.
megan nager
But also, I feel like it makes me crazy how dumb Americans are when they listen to that because they don't understand what she's going to do.
Like she's going to bankrupt the country.
Like she wants her economic policies are a disaster.
She also doesn't even know what she's talking about.
Like her economic advisor.
Did you read that?
There was like, or see that?
There was like an interview with her top economic advisor and he literally didn't even understand like inflation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
100%.
megan nager
Yeah.
Like really.
elijah schaffer
Well, they also, well, the intention is to destroy the country.
By the way, a couple of these super chats.
megan nager
No.
elijah schaffer
A couple of super chats to close out the show here.
Life Fanny said, What these chicks think, what these chicks think of Nick Fuentes and his Groipers.
Will him and his Groipers procreate?
I don't know.
What do you think of Nick Fuentes and his Groipers?
megan nager
You don't want me to talk about that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you're going to have your own opinion.
unidentified
I mean, you, I mean, I just think they're just sad and lonely.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that's your opinion.
megan nager
I feel bad for them, to be honest.
elijah schaffer
A lot of them are wealthy and married and have kids and stuff.
You know that, right?
megan nager
No.
elijah schaffer
I know quite a few of them.
megan nager
No, no, I don't know them.
I'm not saying I don't know them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm saying I know them.
megan nager
Is it because you're talking about yourself?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm not.
I know that part of anything.
megan nager
No, no.
I just think a lot of them just parrot what he says, but they don't necessarily know what they're talking about.
But that's part of any movement.
elijah schaffer
And how are they sad?
megan nager
I just think the whole extreme red pill community is a little sad.
They're very lonely.
elijah schaffer
I don't think Fuente has anything to do with the Red Pills movement.
megan nager
He doesn't like women.
I think they hate women.
elijah schaffer
Well, he does.
I mean, they are.
A lot of them are voluntary insel.
A lot of them are.
megan nager
Are what?
elijah schaffer
Or voluntary incel.
I mean, like, they don't like they will procreate with women because Nick recently told them that they need to now.
megan nager
That's good.
I think that's an improvement.
elijah schaffer
He's promoting.
megan nager
I think that's an improvement.
That's an improvement.
elijah schaffer
But I don't know if they're sad.
But why wouldn't young men be sad?
megan nager
I mean, like, why wouldn't they be sad?
Women fucking suck today.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Oh, good.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying, like, because women do kind of suck today, right?
But also, men are kind of bitches too.
You know what I mean?
You know, like, everyone's got to be a little more of a sit cunt and not a shit cunt.
megan nager
I think feminism started it, and then men have gone along, and now we're just at this impasse and just not a good spot.
elijah schaffer
A lot of it is also, you know, I don't know.
Anyway, but anyway, what do you think?
Any opinion?
kezia schaffer
I don't pretty much have much opinion about that.
I don't really know that.
megan nager
I'm just like, I feel like I'm going to get attacked now, huh?
kezia schaffer
Don't stay on the internet.
megan nager
I don't know them well enough.
elijah schaffer
She's not on the internet.
You're on the internet.
She's not on the internet.
megan nager
But I don't spend that, like, I really don't know the Grouper community well at all.
Like, just from a few tweets I've seen.
elijah schaffer
You know what it is?
I feel like they're misunderstood because, like, I get the joke.
Like, when I see someone named like Hale Hitler rape Grouper 69 years old, I get that.
Like, I understand that humor.
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like 10 years ago internet humor.
It's like 4chan humor.
megan nager
I was just going to say, it kind of is like 4chan.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, it's just, it's just like when you grow up and like, you know, it's just like stick death or when you have any of these adult swim shows from 2007 or something, where it's just being a bit like ridiculous for the sake of it.
Like, I understand the humor.
It's internet culture.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But people get really, you know, bent up over this stuff.
Like, they take this stuff too to heart.
Like, where it's like, it's like, this guy is named Rape Greyper.
How could I take you seriously?
It's like, that's the joke.
They got you to talk about it.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're a serious guy with a PhD crying on the internet about a guy named Rape Grieper.
Like, that's kind of funny, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They got you.
They got you.
It's like James Lindsey freaking, you know, collapsing about Michael the Archangel.
Like, that was gross.
megan nager
Oh, he did?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's been crying on the internet for a while now.
It's perfect.
megan nager
What did Trump post it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's an atheist, but he's been crying about it.
And it's been, we're not going to have time to go over it tonight, but maybe I'll go over it on Wednesday.
It's been one of the best.
megan nager
I'll come back, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's been one of the best collapses I've ever seen in my mind.
kezia schaffer
I'm inviting me back.
We would love to come back.
elijah schaffer
It's been one of the best collapses I've ever seen in all of history where it's like he's an atheist and he's like, he's taken it upon himself.
So what I've kind of said here, so I like James, and I've known him for many years.
I've spoken with him on stage.
kezia schaffer
You don't need to come back Wednesday.
Let's just get into it right now.
unidentified
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
It's almost like what I said is that he's poised himself as some sort of a gatekeeper of the conservative right-wing movement when he's not right-wing, nor is he conservative or even religious.
He's an atheist.
It's kind of like other people I've worked with who were atheists and feminists and then got offended by the conservative movement, quit, rage, quit, and made a bitch fit publicly about it.
He's doing the same thing, basically.
He's in the same thing where he's going like, why are Christians praying to Michael the Archangel?
And why are, why is, why is wait, why is, why is Jordan Peterson and people having prayers and Tucker Carlson?
And why is Trump praying?
It's like, yeah, because people aren't religious.
And it's like someone being like, I don't understand.
Like, I just went to the strip club and there were boobs everywhere.
Like, what are these girls don't even have clothes on?
You're like, Yeah, you're in the strip club.
My brain is blown.
There's naked women doing their dancing and shit.
Like, put some clothes on.
It's like, no, that's a strip club.
It's like he's going, like, conservative Christians are conservative and Christian.
And he's put himself.
I said, it reminds me of when Obama used to give medals of valor to like Ellen DeGeneres.
unidentified
Yeah, I just remember that.
megan nager
I forgot that she's, yeah, he gave her one.
elijah schaffer
But he's doing, but he's Obama and Eleanor Generes giving himself the medals and being like, he thinks he's like some like watchtower, like warning us everyone on the right-wing movement.
I'm not even conservative, but I still feel bad.
Like, it's like, dude, do you think conservatives take you seriously?
So I said, he's wondering why no one takes what he's saying seriously.
He's like, they're not heeding my warnings.
It's like, well, you're not in any position to be warning anyone.
You're an atheist.
You're liberal.
megan nager
You're too religious.
elijah schaffer
What is like a pro-Israel atheist liberal wondering why anti-Israel conservative Christians are not in support of him?
It's like, it's like Netanyahu crying and not wondering why the dissident American right doesn't like Israel.
It's like, do you not understand what they believe?
Like, you're not the one to warn them.
I feel bad because he's a smart guy, but he's sort of lost.
Like, Jonathan Pagot was commenting on this too.
He's in a fight with Jonathan Pagot on this.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
I've gotten some very public fights.
We're like back and forth with James on this stuff.
It was funny, actually.
One of my just having so much fun with this stuff because I like to just rape graper troll kind of things too.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I like to do that.
Half of what I read on the internet.
megan nager
I'm going to change my username to that.
elijah schaffer
Derape Groiper?
You should.
You should become Rape Rape Groper.
megan nager
I'll think about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
69.
elijah schaffer
That's out of my notes.
Rape Groiper.
megan nager
If you follow me here, guys, if you had a 69 at the end, it makes it better, I think.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Tony, you're on error on slightly offensive.
are you doing?
unidentified
Just fart into the mic.
elijah schaffer
He just started cracking up.
I love people calls.
Like, oh, no.
megan nager
No, it's a real call.
elijah schaffer
I'll answer calls on the show.
I'll be like, yeah, you're live on air.
megan nager
It's like, but then they don't, do they ever talk?
unidentified
No, because it's like, oh, shit, oh my god, so I can't answer your call.
kezia schaffer
I don't know.
unidentified
Give us a call.
elijah schaffer
Just the CEO of Censor TV.
Oh, just not knowing we're on air.
Oh, I changed the time about a month ago, so no one knows what time we're on air.
megan nager
I thought it was a real caller.
unidentified
Who wanted to talk to Rape Groiper 69?
elijah schaffer
Anyway, I'm not guests.
So did the lip fillers and veneers come before realizing she wasn't retarded and narcissistic?
megan nager
Oh, that's good.
I don't have veneers, but thank you for the compliment because I've thought about getting them.
kezia schaffer
So the job is done.
megan nager
The lip filler I got about a year ago, it's since slightly dissolved, but it's probably still there.
elijah schaffer
I totally like scan him.
You have to have thick skin to come on the show, though.
You know that, right?
This is a podcast.
megan nager
Yeah, last time I got like 1500 comments that called me a tranny.
It's how it looks like a tranny, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what everyone calls everyone these days.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
megan nager
Anyway, they really think you look like veneers.
That's cool.
kezia schaffer
A veneer's fake teeth?
megan nager
Yeah, but they're really straight and white.
kezia schaffer
Megan, that's amazing.
megan nager
I know, I love teeth.
kezia schaffer
Really important.
You are like so, you're like 100% better looking than every British person.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
It's not a compliment.
unidentified
British people.
elijah schaffer
That's not a compliment.
unidentified
Because he hates British people.
elijah schaffer
I got to get my hair.
I got late.
kezia schaffer
British person has the worst teeth.
And I just.
unidentified
Yeah, it's bad.
megan nager
Do you know what I found out?
Why?
kezia schaffer
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because they don't have because it's not included in their NHS.
unidentified
You knew that too?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, because they don't discuss these things.
unidentified
I'm not going to pay my taxes.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to pay.
It's the mom, bloody toxins.
kezia schaffer
They should just do it because it would improve.
elijah schaffer
They have good dentists there, too.
unidentified
I know.
megan nager
I read a whole thing about it.
elijah schaffer
They're like hop skip and a jump away from Turkey.
Enjoy your, but they have the lowest fucking wages.
You know, the UK is no place for a white man to grow up.
You know what I mean?
No, it's tough.
Like, I watched a white family begging a Muslim Somali caseworker to get, you know, Shire housing or whatever it's called council housing.
Shire is Australia, but council housing in like to begin.
And they were running through a fat black woman.
So, fat black woman, a Somali woman are deciding that the native Brits can't get a house because they're what are they doing there?
megan nager
Like, have they realized it?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, they're fucking.
megan nager
My cousins are still there, and we're like, What are you doing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, are they Jewish?
megan nager
I can't disclose that.
elijah schaffer
Someone said we love beautiful nagers.
unidentified
Thank you.
megan nager
And she's a good lip killer.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Jameson, Brutal South.
Let me touch it.
And the rest of you guys, QLT, Khalid Walit, and Carafly, and the rest of you guys, Arano, that are there on the censored chat.
Shout out to you guys.
We love you guys supporting Accenture.tv.
unidentified
The rest of you guys who are watching at Rumble, shout out as well.
elijah schaffer
We support you very much.
Someone said they could be the widest teeth you ever come across.
megan nager
Really?
elijah schaffer
What spell C-U-M?
megan nager
I don't know, but I haven't even used Crest White Strip in like five years.
kezia schaffer
Oh.
elijah schaffer
All right.
The chat is crazy.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
Let me look at those.
elijah schaffer
Anyway.
unidentified
Damn, girl.
megan nager
You guys want me to zoom in?
kezia schaffer
Those are very nice.
elijah schaffer
How are you doing?
kezia schaffer
Oh, lucky girl.
unidentified
Ha, ha.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
megan nager
Let me see.
Elijah's.
elijah schaffer
No, I look like shit every day.
megan nager
You have nice teeth.
You both have nice teeth.
unidentified
No.
megan nager
They're not British teeth.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, at least they're not British teeth.
So British teeth.
They are Jewish teeth, though.
elijah schaffer
Kess is about to give birth, so we got to get off the air.
I'm actually behind you.
I'm getting the rest of the nice LCD screens installed in the studio.
So there will be a nice big giant screen behind you with like these, with one of these fancy backgrounds behind it, like showing the video.
megan nager
So yeah, I'll come back for that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, behind one of these fancy backgrounds.
But we'll have that.
That'll come.
I just had a save up for that, so that's good.
But anyway, to my guests, if you want to shout out where people can find you and where they can follow you, Megan Nager.
megan nager
You can find me at Rave Groiper69.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
What are you really?
Where can they find you?
megan nager
Megan makes comedy because I make comedy.
elijah schaffer
When Megan makes comedy?
Yeah.
megan nager
Or Megan Explores It All.
It's my travel page.
unidentified
Wow, that does not come across the way you think it does.
megan nager
Why immediately?
elijah schaffer
Megan explores it all.
I'm a man.
I think about this stuff.
megan nager
That's what he thinks is sexual.
I never even once thought of that.
Just type my name in, Megan Nager.
It comes up on shit.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This Nager explores it all.
No one can stop her.
megan nager
Oh, no.
kezia schaffer
No, she explores lots of things.
megan nager
I talk about culture.
I talk about travel.
kezia schaffer
It gives a nice, big, good opening so that whatever you feel like you want to explore, you can explore it.
That sounds sexual.
unidentified
That still sounds sexual.
kezia schaffer
No, it doesn't.
Because there are lots of things in life that aren't sexual.
megan nager
Kess is actually my manager.
elijah schaffer
Cal Beggs, Callie BGS said, good show.
Fun guest.
Shout out to the rest of you guys, by the way, watching in locals as well, including, but not limited to Shane Whaley, Real Dandy Andy, Butthead, St. J, Spaghetti, N-Word, Doomsday Cracker, and the rest of you guys here talking.
I don't know who else is there, but shout out to the rest of you guys in the chat.
By the way, this is to remind you why you can't trust.
Yeah, this is actually me.
This is from, that's me on the right.
And it says, I'm vegan, don't eat pussy.
kamala harris
Wow.
elijah schaffer
All right.
megan nager
Is that actually you?
unidentified
That's my favorite.
megan nager
Oh, it is you.
Because I was like, that looks like you.
Yeah, that black guy looks exactly like you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's actually there.
unidentified
I am right there.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, shout out to the rest of my guests tonight.
If people want to find you and follow you, where are they going to find you?
kezia schaffer
Oh, you'll just see me around.
unidentified
She's around the show them the baby bump.
kezia schaffer
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, show them.
megan nager
I'm very impressed because she literally could give birth any moment.
So I'd like everyone to give her a big round of applause.
unidentified
Round of applause.
elijah schaffer
You're like past due, right?
Or no?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, 40 weeks.
unidentified
40 weeks.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so if this show's randomly not there, I'll let you guys know.
But when like, I mean, if she's going to labor, I'm not going to be like live streaming or anything like that.
megan nager
You should.
kezia schaffer
I'm live streaming or could you?
But this is like the modern day thing.
Yeah.
megan nager
Find out and he's just like you're in a tub and he's.
kezia schaffer
I wouldn't be surprised, I wouldn't either.
Yeah, I know my my first delivery.
When I get back to my first, I don't know where he was, didn't you kick him out?
You said yeah, I kicked him out.
He wouldn't stop yip yapping.
I could see that you just wouldn't.
Yeah, and then when he came back and I was like just tell him he can't say he just can't talk, you just were trying because were you nervous or you're just like I was really nervous.
I was just wondering, when he's just yip yapping trying, it's like dude, just like, did you watch the delivery on the very, very end from the corner?
unidentified
Yeah, you know, I know a lot about black.
I don't, I don't even want to know.
megan nager
I know what I say.
kezia schaffer
Just i'm sorry.
So I just know even even, even.
Yes, he just can't.
elijah schaffer
I just don't want to see, I want to be aroused.
kezia schaffer
Still hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can I just say this, yes, I think birth is a woman's space.
That's like the most feminist thing i'll think, like giving birth.
I want my mom there, I want my midwife there.
I I, I need, I want my husband there in the end, to hold his baby yes, but maybe.
Yeah, but going through the process as a man, he has no idea, he can't, he can never understand what i'm going through, unless he was a trans man unless, which I am.
Yeah, so I don't.
I don't mind men not being in that space.
megan nager
No, I agree, while you're just like, and they don't know what to do, I feel like they would be uncomfortable.
Yeah, so also a man.
Really quickly, i'll just add this, um, a man.
I think he was actually in the Uk.
The nurses convinced him to watch his wife c-section oh, and he fainted and he then sued the hospital for making him watch because he said it ruined his relationship.
unidentified
Yeah yeah, let's stick to that crazy, you don't that?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, men think you can end it on there and that's just.
unidentified
Yeah yeah, i'm just ugly and I don't care and I just need to, I need, I need to just, I just need only Megan and I. Who got all the the comments?
megan nager
Did he get any?
elijah schaffer
No, you got some congrats Kez, and someone said, they just, they just uh, uh.
They said they just subscribed you on x.
And then someone said, 10 more white babies, Elijah.
And then someone else said, congrats and god bless.
Some said another girl um, someone also said that you are called mega naged girl Gape.
unidentified
Again, that's your name.
megan nager
All right, that sounds like a poor name.
I will not be adopting that.
elijah schaffer
Our people are everywhere.
All right anyway, shout out.
Rest of you guys.
Shout out to Brian here switching uh, remotely setting everything up.
We love Brian.
A little shout out to Brian.
unidentified
Thank you Brian, and we're gonna give the super chats today to Brian.
elijah schaffer
So Brian, you can count those up, because super chats today are going to Brian, they're going to the team.
Today sometimes the super chats go to me actually almost all the time but, and then when I come on wednesday they can go no but, but actually they've been going towards the studio and stuff, and then today, and then make some comments about money.
Man, oh no, today the super chats are going to Brian.
So we have what?
Let me just count that up we have two 12, which is really great.
12 oh, look now 14.
kezia schaffer
Elijah's in a juicy.
elijah schaffer
No, I want to make it 14 21 31 36, I think it's 36, I just don't know how much.
megan nager
I got 36.
elijah schaffer
Yeah to Brian.
So let's give him a shout out.
Thank you guys.
unidentified
Brian, you set everything up and is remotely in there.
kezia schaffer
Don't spend it all at once.
megan nager
Try not to.
unidentified
If you buy something and destroy it, do you have a lot of respect for Brian?
kezia schaffer
He makes a lot of money.
elijah schaffer
He should destroy a guitar.
You should buy a guitar.
Whose guitar could you buy signed?
By me, maybe.
megan nager
Or me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like my autograph.
unidentified
But the guitar would be worth more without my autograph, honestly.
elijah schaffer
So, I don't know.
Don't destroy it.
Anyway, thank you guys for supporting the show directly here.
And of course, don't forget to support censored.tv, promo code offensive, join the family.
Thank you that are supporting on locals and joining the community.
And also, a shout out and a reminder to those that are watching on Censored.
We need more of you guys on Censored because, by the way, guys, they've like really doubled down and been supportive of the show, helping us transition sexually into our new genders and also into the studio.
It's been a great, a great time just having them around.
So thank you to Tony and the rest of the guys there and to Gavin McGinnis for making this all work.
You guys have been amazing.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
unidentified
Well hi.
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