Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - USA is UNDERWATER.. Let’s Send 16 BILLION To FOREIGN Countries | Guest: Megan Nager
Aired: 2024-09-30
Duration: 01:58:12


=== North Carolina Floods Devastate (15:21) ===

[00:05:00]  Well, Asheville and Northwest West, North Carolina, about are underwater right now.
[00:05:05]  If you can see the footage, it's absolutely devastating.
[00:05:07]  Floods across the state have left millions without power, and hundreds are feared dead, perhaps thousands, in what appears to be one of the worst major disasters that's hit the mainland in the last hundred years, sparking the ninth most deadly hurricane since 1955.
[00:05:23]  And what are we doing today?
[00:05:24]  Setting $16.7 billion overseas to foreign countries to fight their wars.
[00:05:30]  Because nothing says, I'm an American and I'm proud to be a patriot than working your ass off to see your house float away down the river.
[00:05:38]  And on sad note, they said there's children walking around literally naked looking for their parents whose houses got swept away and are dead.
[00:05:44]  There's children roaming the hills looking for help.
[00:05:47]  And we decided today that we're going to go ahead and sign another $16 billion to fight some foreign wars because fuck Americans and who cares about us, right?
[00:05:56]  Anyway, it's approximately 7.09 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
[00:06:00]  This is Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet, sponsored directly by censored.tv.
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[00:06:08]  Let's start the show.
[00:06:13]  Feels wrong to dance.
[00:06:16]  I don't think I can dance right now.
[00:06:18]  Everyone can hear you.
[00:06:20]  Well, we're about to dance after you just said kids are dying.
[00:06:23]  Do you really want us to dance?
[00:06:24]  Let's go.
[00:06:25]  Send that.
[00:06:26]  Send that, money.
[00:06:28]  Yeah This is really good.
[00:06:38]  This is interpretive dance sadness.
[00:06:44]  It's like a hurricane.
[00:06:46]  Alright, here we are It is another Monday night, and people have told me that it is a slow news night.
[00:07:04]  But how can we say that it's slow when the country is underwater?
[00:07:08]  Actually, as of right now, 109 are confirmed dead in what is one of the deadliest storms to hit mainland United States.
[00:07:15]  Now, it's 109 confirmed dead.
[00:07:17]  Entire cities have been wiped out.
[00:07:19]  It is so bad that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, even though we were the main place where the category four hurricane hit and was where the majority of the original flooding was, he literally saw what's going on with the dams breaking and what's going on in North Carolina and in this area that he just said, hey, we don't need any federal help.
[00:07:40]  Take all the money, all the black hawks, everything, and start helping these people.
[00:07:45]  But there's only one little problem here: they are all poor white people who vote mostly Republican.
[00:07:51]  And so we don't care about them, you know?
[00:07:55]  Hold up.
[00:07:56]  Anyway.
[00:07:58]  Why am I laughing?
[00:08:00]  This is really.
[00:08:01]  This is a hard intro.
[00:08:02]  It's a hard intro, but I'd like to introduce my guest for today.
[00:08:05]  Megan Niger.
[00:08:08]  It's nature.
[00:08:09]  Megan, it's spelled, it's spelled N A G E R. Correct.
[00:08:14]  She's a Najer.
[00:08:14]  They always said she's annoying, but you know what?
[00:08:16]  She yips and she yaps, but she doesn't steal.
[00:08:18]  She's a najer.
[00:08:19]  Megan Nager, comedian.
[00:08:20]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:08:22]  Thank you so much.
[00:08:23]  I'm so honored to be here.
[00:08:24]  You guys stop.
[00:08:28]  it.
[00:08:28]  Don't stop.
[00:08:29]  Oh, my God, stop.
[00:08:31]  All right.
[00:08:31]  And of course, inviting here to the studio about, possibly about to give birth on the show.
[00:08:38]  Like nine months pregnant and like due.
[00:08:41]  40 weeks.
[00:08:42]  Yeah.
[00:08:42]  I'm pretty sure she is going to give birth.
[00:08:43]  Yeah, about to give birth.
[00:08:45]  We have Kez Croxan, Jewish queen of the environment.
[00:08:52]  I love the environment.
[00:08:54]  And I love having babies.
[00:08:58]  All right, we got to talk about this.
[00:09:00]  So this is actually pretty serious.
[00:09:02]  I know this is a very dark start to a great show, but we've got to talk about what's going on in the country because, as you know, whatever you think might be the worst possible decision for the government to make tends to be the first one that they choose, right?
[00:09:16]  Correct.
[00:09:17]  So in this case, we are in one of the number one disasters that has taken place in the country.
[00:09:22]  And it seems like people are incompetent.
[00:09:24]  I know that's shocking to you guys watching today that the government seems like they're having an incompetent response.
[00:09:29]  That every time they were like, hey, you know, Biden, Kamala, North Carolina is underwater.
[00:09:34]  The cities have been completely, cities have been wiped away.
[00:09:37]  By the way, in one city, 30 people died in just one little city.
[00:09:39]  Just wiped houses out.
[00:09:42]  Here's some good news.
[00:09:43]  Some of the air rescues from the state rescue services were able to rescue an infant.
[00:09:48]  Maybe the parents died, but they rescued an infant from a house that was about to float away.
[00:09:53]  This is true.
[00:09:55]  I didn't take my antidepressants today.
[00:09:57]  Yeah, I'm like, I'm really sensitive because I'm about to give back.
[00:10:03]  Did we just cut out?
[00:10:05]  No.
[00:10:06]  No, that was your last name.
[00:10:07]  That was the najer in the room.
[00:10:08]  I don't want anything to do with like, oh, babies being a bad person.
[00:10:11]  Otherwise, I will.
[00:10:12]  I will.
[00:10:13]  It's not a joke.
[00:10:13]  I literally, if I stop crying, then I saw a lot of dogs on roofs.
[00:10:18]  Yeah.
[00:10:18]  Well, that.
[00:10:20]  Gosh, you guys are so bad.
[00:10:22]  This is so serious.
[00:10:23]  No, but I'm serious.
[00:10:24]  They're even really sad.
[00:10:25]  I'm laughing.
[00:10:26]  No one is.
[00:10:26]  Infant baby.
[00:10:28]  Orphaned.
[00:10:28]  Don't laugh.
[00:10:29]  Please, please.
[00:10:30]  Okay.
[00:10:31]  Now, what's kind of crazy, though, this is where I want to start the conversation.
[00:10:34]  Before we talk about the carnage and the death toll and what's really going on, I want to talk about.
[00:10:46]  This looks terrible.
[00:10:47]  They're forcing us to dance to make FEMA.
[00:10:52]  It's.
[00:10:54]  You know what?
[00:10:55]  One time.
[00:10:56]  What?
[00:10:57]  This is such a serious topic.
[00:10:58]  How are we starting?
[00:11:00]  I always get in trouble for laughing at bad talk.
[00:11:02]  This is how people laugh.
[00:11:03]  Wait, I'm not.
[00:11:06]  I had a school friend who one time came to me and told me, like, hey, Kez, like, like, having a hot day.
[00:11:12]  My mom got run over.
[00:11:13]  Oh my God.
[00:11:16]  And I started laughing.
[00:11:20]  But it's like, she lived, but it was like, just like a crazy story.
[00:11:25]  But it's not, it's sad.
[00:11:27]  Everyone agrees it's sad, but it's just.
[00:11:30]  I'm literally crying.
[00:11:31]  I know this, Megan.
[00:11:32]  You're a comedian.
[00:11:33]  You can talk, talk, human.
[00:11:37]  So we brought a comedian guest on today.
[00:11:39]  So children are walking around naked as their parents are making sense.
[00:11:42]  Man, that's sad.
[00:11:42]  I'm going to stop crying.
[00:11:44]  I already am.
[00:11:45]  All right.
[00:11:47]  Let's bring it in.
[00:11:48]  Bring it in.
[00:11:49]  Bring it in.
[00:11:50]  Who's up?
[00:11:50]  All right.
[00:11:53]  All right.
[00:11:53]  Just bring it in.
[00:11:55]  Bring it in.
[00:11:56]  Bring it in.
[00:11:57]  All right.
[00:11:58]  So you guys might be wondering a little bit about why the response is so bad.
[00:12:04]  Now, look, in our country, in where we're at right now as a nation, we've begun hiring people to positions basically due to their diversity status, right?
[00:12:15]  We've hired people because they're black, because they're Jewish, because they're a woman, because they're all three, and their name includes being black.
[00:12:22]  But on the flip.
[00:12:26]  She's a major.
[00:12:28]  She's a sick major.
[00:12:30]  But listen, not African American.
[00:12:33]  She's straightforward.
[00:12:34]  But by the way, so, but when it comes to what's going on here, I want to talk about why this is so serious.
[00:12:40]  One of the main reasons why the response is so bad is Asheville is the city that's hurt the worst, or it's been hit the worst.
[00:12:47]  Now, what's crazy is Oilfield Rando was pointing out something crazy.
[00:12:52]  Something that's going to complicate the rescue efforts in Asheville is that the local government won't be any help.
[00:12:57]  Insane leftists with no practical abilities run the city.
[00:13:00]  Their areas of focus are on LGBT bathrooms, reparations, and renaming racist streets.
[00:13:05]  Check this out.
[00:13:06]  You have Esther E. Mannheimer.
[00:13:09]  Very suspicious.
[00:13:11]  Early life.
[00:13:12]  Mannheimer was born in the Hallmart of Denmark to American expat parents.
[00:13:16]  She has two siblings.
[00:13:17]  Her family returned to the United States before moving to Asheville.
[00:13:20]  She graduated from the University of Colorado Boulder and she served as a campus director of the American Movement for Israel.
[00:13:26]  And I know.
[00:13:28]  And earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in anthropology.
[00:13:31]  She's headed the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, earning a degree in public administration.
[00:13:36]  After graduating from North Carolina, she returned to North Carolina.
[00:13:40]  She was elected as the city's city council.
[00:13:41]  Now she's mayor.
[00:13:42]  She spoke out against Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act about eliminating LGBTQ bathrooms.
[00:13:48]  She's also organized for Reparations and Equity, a coalition of municipal leaders dedicated to starting pilot reparations.
[00:13:55]  So currently – Pilot – oh.
[00:13:58]  Well, currently, the city is run by some sort of a like some sort of a Jewish woman, which is the biggest issue that she's a woman.
[00:14:06]  But also, so you have a woman that is more concerned about leading a Jewish movement.
[00:14:11]  She's not leading pro-American movements, and her track record of public service has been eliminating bathrooms or trying to fight so that trans people could go into bathrooms.
[00:14:21]  This is the seriousness, though, of like where these policies actually start affecting day-to-day life.
[00:14:26]  Now, her city's been wiped out by a flooded river where like dozens of people are potentially dead.
[00:14:30]  Children are walking around naked with their parents dead, floating away in a river somewhere, orphaned.
[00:14:35]  All the streets have been blown out on every side.
[00:14:38]  There's literally no way in by car to this entire region.
[00:14:40]  You can't get in.
[00:14:41]  And the person who's in charge of facilitating ground rescue missions has a degree in gay bathrooms.
[00:14:48]  You know?
[00:14:49]  Yeah.
[00:14:49]  I'm just saying.
[00:14:50]  I'm just saying.
[00:14:51]  I was in that, for sure.
[00:14:54]  Also, I was in Asheville fairly recently.
[00:14:57]  And after living in California for 10 years, I was like, wow, nothing could be more liberal than that.
[00:15:01]  Turns out Asheville is.
[00:15:02]  Is it really more liberal?
[00:15:03]  It's more radical.
[00:15:04]  Yeah.
[00:15:04]  Corey and I felt like we were like in a really liberal place.
[00:15:11]  What state is coming?
[00:15:13]  Very deep, comedian.
[00:15:15]  Very deep.
[00:15:16]  Wow, it was a really liberal place, and we felt like it was liberal.
[00:15:20]  No, but seriously, like every restaurant had like a million trans signs.
[00:15:24]  Like, oh, I'm pretty sure like 95% of the people we encountered were like gay or like I couldn't, I couldn't really like tell their sexual orientation.
[00:15:32]  What was that?
[00:15:33]  I don't know.
[00:15:34]  I liked it, though.
[00:15:38]  It was very, like, even the restaurants just had like gay names of foods.
[00:15:41]  I just, we had no idea what to expect when we were there.
[00:15:44]  They just had weird, like, kinky names of the food.
[00:15:47]  Yeah, everything.
[00:15:48]  It was like probably the gayest place I've ever been.
[00:15:50]  Really?
[00:15:51]  And it's weird because North Carolina, in more of the rural areas, I lived there for a year, unfortunately.
[00:15:55]  No offense to anyone who loves it.
[00:15:57]  But the rural areas are pretty conservative.
[00:15:59]  Asheville is like a liberal haven.
[00:16:03]  Yeah, well, that's the only reason why they're focusing on it.
[00:16:07]  But like when you talk about the damage, like, I mean, look at this.
[00:16:09]  This is like, it's really bad.
[00:16:10]  That's not doing too good, right?
[00:16:12]  That's not looking great.
[00:16:13]  I'm just going to say.
[00:16:14]  And also, can we stop doing flood music with like country?
[00:16:16]  I mean, like, putting like music like, oh, God could have saved a country.
[00:16:20]  Just put it up and let us know that the country has failed.
[00:16:23]  Like, this is what's going on here.
[00:16:25]  It's so bad.
[00:16:27]  I think potentially, look, I think we're like up to like four, at least 500 dead minimum on this kind of like, it just came out of the middle of nowhere.
[00:16:35]  But this is going on right now.
[00:16:36]  And the craziest part about this, I want to bring something up that is insane.
[00:16:40]  But before we talk about that, I just want to give a huge shout out to one of our sponsors for today.
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[00:17:43]  I'm with my guests who are making me feel better today.
[00:17:45]  How did we start?
[00:17:46]  Are you giving birth right now?
[00:17:47]  No.
[00:17:48]  I feel like she's starting to.
[00:17:49]  Yeah.
[00:17:50]  Yeah.
[00:17:52]  Well, because we actually, so, so this is not, this is not to say anything.
[00:17:54]  So Megan was really nice to come on tonight because we actually had some guests on.
[00:17:59]  And one of them that was going to be on, she got stuck in the hurricane.
[00:18:03]  And so she couldn't make it.
[00:18:04]  She was traveling from Texas.
[00:18:06]  You told me that you canceled her.
[00:18:08]  One of them.
[00:18:08]  That's not the one.
[00:18:10]  I was trying not to mention that we canceled somebody on the air.
[00:18:12]  Sorry.
[00:18:14]  I don't usually mention we've canceled guests.
[00:18:18]  No, but she actually, that one, that one of our guests literally canceled on us.
[00:18:21]  And they both canceled, so I was the villain.
[00:18:23]  Correct, correct.
[00:18:24]  No, no, no.
[00:18:24]  You weren't the fillin, but we had an opening, which is really, really nice.
[00:18:27]  I feel like a college girl after a sports game, just open and ready to be.
[00:18:31]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:31]  Like, it's here we go.
[00:18:32]  Oh, God.
[00:18:36]  Okay, back to the seriousness of the topic.
[00:18:40]  Discussing how serious this is.
[00:18:41]  No, man, this is serious.
[00:18:42]  We have our friends.
[00:18:43]  They're without power.
[00:18:44]  Check this out.
[00:18:44]  So here's the state of, here's exactly where power's out in the entire region.
[00:18:48]  Everywhere that's red, that's the power out, that's like, goes from Florida all the way up to Tennessee.
[00:18:52]  They're without power.
[00:18:53]  Oh, that's Florida.
[00:18:54]  Down at the bottom, yeah.
[00:18:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:55]  Yeah, that's just the bottom is Florida.
[00:18:57]  Yeah, but look at how many people are without power.
[00:18:59]  I mean, ripped up.
[00:19:00]  Literally.
[00:19:01]  I also think people were shocked by North Carolina because I don't think it was, I think people were more worried about Florida.
[00:19:07]  And then all of a sudden it just blew through North Carolina and South Carolina and Georgia.
[00:19:11]  Well, it did.
[00:19:12]  And here's what's crazy.
[00:19:13]  So Biden was asked about whether or not, this was from RNC research.
[00:19:17]  So Greg Price reported this.
[00:19:19]  Reporter asked, Do you have any words to the victims of the hurricane?
[00:19:21]  And Biden said, We've given everything that we have.
[00:19:23]  This just happens.
[00:19:24]  We've given everything we have.
[00:19:25]  Are there any more resources the federal government could be giving them?
[00:19:28]  He says, No.
[00:19:33]  Yes, it's tragic.
[00:19:35]  Matter of fact, we're trying to get the exact number.
[00:19:37]  My team advisors on the ground in Florida right now.
[00:19:41]  There's a distinction between the numbers that teams do and the ones that are used by the locals.
[00:19:48]  So it's really amazing.
[00:19:51]  You saw the photographs.
[00:19:53]  It's stunning.
[00:19:53]  That's unbelievable.
[00:19:55]  There's so many, so such a wide area.
[00:19:59]  They've given them all of everything that we have on the ground every time.
[00:20:05]  So we're working hard.

=== System Implosion (14:32) ===

[00:20:07]  Are there any more resources the federal government could be giving them?
[00:20:10]  No, we've given them, we have pre-planned a significant amount of them, even though they've been asked for them.
[00:20:17]  It feels like talking to your granddad.
[00:20:19]  No, but like worse.
[00:20:20]  Yeah.
[00:20:21]  It's so bad.
[00:20:22]  He's not running the country.
[00:20:24]  No.
[00:20:24]  But also, very old.
[00:20:26]  Well, also, I mean, when we just bring this up, we know he's not even the president right now.
[00:20:30]  Right.
[00:20:30]  Right?
[00:20:30]  His face is like a potato in the water.
[00:20:32]  He's like a boiled potato.
[00:20:34]  That's someone's granddad.
[00:20:35]  Also, I feel like he started getting a spray tan.
[00:20:37]  Oh, really?
[00:20:38]  I feel like he looks like he's.
[00:20:39]  I don't even know that that's him.
[00:20:41]  It's probably not.
[00:20:41]  That's crazy.
[00:20:42]  Also, I would like to point out, too, he clearly is off his finasterite regiment because he had a hair transplant.
[00:20:47]  Remember that?
[00:20:48]  And then now his hair is falling back out.
[00:20:49]  So either that or he's dying.
[00:20:51]  But no, but this brings up the greater question.
[00:20:53]  You know, when we're in a serious position, like people ask, what does it feel like to be in a collapsing empire?
[00:20:58]  Like, what does that mean?
[00:21:00]  And I say a lot of things on the show, like, oh, the decline of the West, or, you know, we're falling apart.
[00:21:05]  What happens is, is when you're in a position like this, where this is not one state, this is like six, seven states hit beyond repair.
[00:21:14]  You have hundreds, there's thousands missing right now.
[00:21:17]  Unaccounted for people.
[00:21:18]  Thousands of unaccounted for.
[00:21:19]  There's dozens of orphans already and multiple dozens of children feared killed and drowned.
[00:21:24]  Imagine how scary that is being a kid and drowning in your home, right?
[00:21:29]  This is very scary stuff.
[00:21:31]  And your president, who's supposed to be elected, by the way, we're the wealthiest country in the world with the largest empire that's ever existed, with the greatest global control.
[00:21:40]  And we don't give a flying fuck about our own people.
[00:21:44]  And it's disheartening because we don't care about Americans.
[00:21:47]  Like the government, and the reason why I know this, do you know, can you guess out of 100% what the approval rating of Congress is right now?
[00:21:53]  Like how many percent of people even just slightly approve of Congress or say like they think that they're doing their job 32 or something?
[00:21:59]  It's lower than that.
[00:22:00]  It's like it's like 19.
[00:22:02]  Oh that's a people in America.
[00:22:04]  Yeah, 19% of Americans believe that Congress is doing their job adequately.
[00:22:08]  Like they approve of the job they're doing.
[00:22:09]  Well, did you see like Trump is doing stuff?
[00:22:12]  He's like taking supplies to George.
[00:22:14]  I think it was Georgia himself.
[00:22:15]  He's there on a private jet.
[00:22:16]  He won a small plane and went in.
[00:22:17]  They started bringing supplies.
[00:22:18]  And then Kamala is like in Pennsylvania today.
[00:22:21]  Like how many politicians are on vacation?
[00:22:25]  Who was it?
[00:22:26]  Was it the Texas governor who like when something crazy happened?
[00:22:28]  Oh, Jesus Abbott was like when he was like already on vacation, so he didn't come back immediately.
[00:22:32]  And they were like, oh my God.
[00:22:34]  You guys are never going to believe this though.
[00:22:36]  You know what you were saying?
[00:22:37]  This is how fake and gay our country is.
[00:22:39]  So you wonder what the country's doing.
[00:22:41]  Obviously, Kamala put out a tweet: like, you know, we're monitoring the situation.
[00:22:44]  I spoke to some people.
[00:22:45]  You know what's crazy is?
[00:22:47]  Kamala and I have done the same amount for the people in North Carolina.
[00:22:50]  I spoke to some people too.
[00:22:51]  We've all spoken to some people.
[00:22:53]  I actually did speak to people in North Carolina.
[00:22:55]  Are they doing okay?
[00:22:56]  Do you think I'm Kamala?
[00:22:57]  They were devastated.
[00:22:58]  No, they are.
[00:22:59]  This is not funny.
[00:23:00]  By the way, some of you guys are this.
[00:23:01]  It's horrible.
[00:23:02]  The funny part about this is that this show is not funny, that we laugh at terrible things and we're horrible people.
[00:23:06]  But on the flip side, Kamala Harris is on Air Force 2, maybe Air Force 1, I don't know.
[00:23:11]  And she put up this picture of saying, like, we're working on this.
[00:23:14]  Now, what you'll notice is two things.
[00:23:16]  Number one, there's our blank pieces of paper.
[00:23:19]  So she's pretending to write, and there is nothing on those papers.
[00:23:22]  She's brainstorming.
[00:23:23]  What could she be writing that's going to help the hurricane victim?
[00:23:26]  Oh, she's brainstorming ideas.
[00:23:28]  How about she's spoke to some people and she's just taking notes and just thinking about it.
[00:23:32]  She has like one headphone in?
[00:23:33]  Yeah, wait.
[00:23:33]  How about this?
[00:23:34]  It's not connected to her phone.
[00:23:36]  Yeah.
[00:23:36]  So, oh, and her phone.
[00:23:37]  Oh, no.
[00:23:39]  Kamala.
[00:23:40]  Kamala.
[00:23:41]  It's not her headphones not connected.
[00:23:43]  This reminds me of, what was that girl?
[00:23:45]  AOC, who was going, No!
[00:23:48]  That picture at the Bordeaux.
[00:23:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:23:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:23:51]  And she's like, this is terrible.
[00:23:54]  Yeah, but she faked.
[00:23:56]  She faked helping people.
[00:23:57]  Like, just don't help people.
[00:23:58]  It's so sad.
[00:23:59]  Wow.
[00:23:59]  Isn't this wild?
[00:24:01]  It really is.
[00:24:03]  It feels like we're being pranked.
[00:24:04]  Yeah.
[00:24:05]  And then if you really think about it, you get pissed off.
[00:24:07]  But it's just like, in the meantime, I don't know.
[00:24:08]  Do you just like laugh or cry or do both?
[00:24:11]  I can mask.
[00:24:12]  Never mind.
[00:24:14]  There are things you could do to feel better.
[00:24:15]  You said what do you do to feel better?
[00:24:16]  So I just was like, oh, no.
[00:24:18]  That's.
[00:24:20]  I was going to say masticate, which was eat some food.
[00:24:22]  No.
[00:24:23]  Masticating means to chew.
[00:24:25]  It's a great word.
[00:24:26]  It's an SAT word.
[00:24:27]  It's great words.
[00:24:27]  It's a table of perverts.
[00:24:28]  That's disgusting.
[00:24:30]  I'm disgusted by who I'm here with.
[00:24:33]  It is gross.
[00:24:33]  You guys are very gross people.
[00:24:35]  So, like you mentioned, though, Trump did go down here to Georgia.
[00:24:38]  I think you have the video.
[00:24:39]  He flew in on somewhat of a less than ideal.
[00:24:42]  I mean, like, I don't imagine that's even a secure plane.
[00:24:44]  Like, to fly in a plane that small into a small airport in a disaster area, it's probably hard to know exactly the security situation on the ground.
[00:24:51]  But he's going down there and helping.
[00:24:52]  And I feel like we've seen this many times.
[00:24:54]  Trump does put his life in danger.
[00:24:57]  This is like, okay, there's this really popular thing on the dissident right now, which is a lot of my friends, which is to completely disown Trump.
[00:25:04]  Have you seen this?
[00:25:04]  Yes.
[00:25:05]  Where they're not voting for him because of his support for Israel.
[00:25:07]  But it's like you're shooting yourself in the foot.
[00:25:09]  Who else are you going to vote for?
[00:25:10]  I don't get it.
[00:25:10]  It's like.
[00:25:11]  They think the system needs to collapse.
[00:25:13]  So they're anarchists and they're basically leftists at this point.
[00:25:15]  No, that's not.
[00:25:16]  Anarchism is not left or right.
[00:25:18]  That would be.
[00:25:19]  Well, okay.
[00:25:19]  But I'm just saying it makes me annoyed because I'm like, basically, communists.
[00:25:23]  No, no.
[00:25:23]  I mean, they're just acting like Libs, in my opinion.
[00:25:25]  I guess that's what I'm saying.
[00:25:27]  What is Libs not living?
[00:25:28]  Because they want to collapse the system.
[00:25:31]  But collapsing is.
[00:25:32]  Okay, so I wish the system would implode too.
[00:25:34]  Like, I think democracy is gay.
[00:25:35]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:36]  What would you put in place?
[00:25:38]  Like fascism, maybe.
[00:25:39]  No, I'm kidding.
[00:25:40]  I'm totally joking.
[00:25:41]  But what I was going to say is, I do think our democratic system is a deceptive smokescreen, right?
[00:25:51]  So they give people the illusion of choice, but because they have so many different groups of people voting, where you have grievance politics and you have women and different individuals voting on a motion, you can run campaigns based on bringing decency back, like Biden, right?
[00:26:04]  Even Kamala, let's bring decency back to the White House.
[00:26:06]  I thought that's what you guys said a while ago.
[00:26:08]  But you can run on these campaigns.
[00:26:10]  You can't have a country when you can campaign on these things.
[00:26:12]  When you have black people wanting them reparations and damn bread and things like that, you can't have that.
[00:26:17]  Like people always fight.
[00:26:18]  Like, would George Washington be, would George Washington be like, he would have been liberal?
[00:26:22]  George Washington would have, no, he wouldn't have been woke.
[00:26:24]  He would have been a Republican.
[00:26:25]  And meanwhile, George Washington would have been like, why are black people eating at the same restaurant as me?
[00:26:29]  You know what I mean?
[00:26:30]  That's what he would have said.
[00:26:31]  That's what he would have said.
[00:26:32]  He would have said, why are there black people in this establishment eating with me at the same table?
[00:26:37]  Okay, so it's a lot different than what people like to make.
[00:26:40]  Then what would you replace it with?
[00:26:41]  And then my question is, is like, if it collapses, we're all going to be screwed for a while.
[00:26:45]  So it's like, why would you not just support Trump and have him even have a chance to get in?
[00:26:51]  I appreciate that.
[00:26:52]  I will be there.
[00:26:52]  I'm bringing my dog.
[00:26:53]  No, so the collapsing, like, I understand where they're coming from because the current system is, it's not fixed.
[00:27:00]  So what do you put in place?
[00:27:01]  Well, that's what they're saying is that there needs to be like a, like a, they break down post-USSR, sort of like a, like a mob era of like 10 years, and then someone like Putin or somebody needs to come in and restore the Republic, kind of take it by force.
[00:27:12]  Putin never leaves.
[00:27:13]  I think Putin's a great leader for Russia.
[00:27:15]  No, but okay, I'm just saying, like, hypothetically speaking.
[00:27:17]  I also think it's a good idea.
[00:27:18]  Hypothetically, what would be better when you have like no.
[00:27:20]  Well, what if they're a good leader?
[00:27:21]  Like, what if he had Trump for 20 years?
[00:27:23]  Might be really good.
[00:27:24]  Like a type of populist type, like, yeah, like almost like a monarchy.
[00:27:28]  Well, yeah, but a monarchy would be more like bloodline.
[00:27:30]  You know, this would be more like we could take it by force.
[00:27:32]  Like Trump line.
[00:27:34]  Yeah, like Baron Trump.
[00:27:35]  No, but I mean, I understand.
[00:27:36]  I don't think they're leftists for that, but I know what you're saying is, look, so my only, my only criticism of that mentality is a lot of that is like sort of ideologue cult following.
[00:27:47]  So a lot of people, if you follow someone like Nick Fuentes or somebody that follows that, you'll probably hold those views too because that's who you get majority of your opinions from.
[00:27:54]  And that's fair.
[00:27:54]  And I respect the hell out of people who believes in something strongly, not because they're retarded, but if they're intellectual and they think it's going to bring a solution, then I'll hear you out.
[00:28:04]  But I do find that a lot of the people who want to just burn it all down are not married and don't have children.
[00:28:08]  That's a key factor that I've noticed to be between those people because I think you have a little bit of a different approach when you have children and a wife because you have skin in the game people to protect.
[00:28:17]  And, you know, just being a single guy and surviving on cockroaches might be fine.
[00:28:21]  But when you have babies and pregnant wives, things change.
[00:28:24]  So I think it's an experience of life difference that we have.
[00:28:28]  But I don't think it makes them leftists.
[00:28:30]  I think it just makes them a little bit of like, I think they're actually true right-wingers and they feel like the system's so left-wing and so communist and so hell-bent.
[00:28:39]  They have such control of our institutions.
[00:28:41]  The only way to do this is to forcibly take those back.
[00:28:43]  No, I see it.
[00:28:44]  I'm not saying they are leftists.
[00:28:46]  I think they just resemble it in like their mob mentality.
[00:28:49]  And I do, I agree with you that if you're like intellectual and you have actually some valid input, then okay.
[00:28:55]  But a lot of them just parrot things and don't actually have any like helpful ideas that would like it's it's easy to be like burn it down but like they're also you know our country was founded by a group of like men who are probably a lot smarter than these guys on Twitter.
[00:29:09]  Yeah, but they were young.
[00:29:10]  They were young.
[00:29:11]  They were like 21, 19.
[00:29:13]  I think IQ has gone down in my personal opinion.
[00:29:16]  And I feel like they're at home masturbating a lot, probably.
[00:29:18]  Masturating or masturbating?
[00:29:20]  Masturbating.
[00:29:20]  And I think they're off the table with some pup.
[00:29:24]  I just don't think they fully thought this through.
[00:29:26]  Okay.
[00:29:26]  My point is like I'm.
[00:29:27]  COC in the face.
[00:29:28]  COC in the face.
[00:29:29]  Confetti of color.
[00:29:30]  Oh, I forgot.
[00:29:32]  We get the jiggy.
[00:29:33]  We started getting jiggy with it.
[00:29:34]  What are they doing at their houses?
[00:29:36]  What are they doing?
[00:29:37]  Masturbating.
[00:29:39]  Masturbating.
[00:29:40]  Oh.
[00:29:43]  Ladies and gentlemen, you can do it at your house, too.
[00:29:46]  All you need is a hand and a dick, but you don't even need to be born with one these days because doctors are providing them for you for a small fee of $15,000.
[00:29:55]  And if you can't afford it, just commit a felony and they'll pay for it when you're in prison.
[00:29:59]  Or enroll in the army.
[00:30:00]  Or enroll in the army.
[00:30:01]  And a taxpayer may not be able to help save an orphaned child whose parents are dead from a flood, but they can buy you a dick.
[00:30:07]  Welcome to the taxpayers, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:30:09]  My name's Elijah Schaefer, and this has been Where Can I Buy a Dick?
[00:30:13]  Thank you.
[00:30:14]  That was good.
[00:30:14]  Also, are they only $15,000?
[00:30:16]  They've really come down.
[00:30:17]  Really?
[00:30:19]  Holy moly.
[00:30:21]  Last time I checked, it was 50K.
[00:30:23]  Damn.
[00:30:25]  What?
[00:30:26]  To get a fake penis.
[00:30:28]  Penis, correct.
[00:30:29]  All right.
[00:30:31]  Speaking of that, though, 15K.
[00:30:33]  I just want to remind people, on a flip side, before we change the subject, I don't want to say this.
[00:30:38]  People are going to be without water, though, right now for weeks.
[00:30:42]  So one of the main things, but one of the main things I want to say to this is it's crazy in a country.
[00:30:47]  Are you, is this too devastating?
[00:30:49]  Is she crying?
[00:30:50]  No.
[00:30:50]  Is she?
[00:30:51]  Oh, no.
[00:30:52]  Are you laughing?
[00:30:53]  I don't know if she's laughing or crying.
[00:30:54]  Oh, no.
[00:30:55]  Oh, no.
[00:30:58]  I just don't have like the emotional autism to like jump from penises.
[00:31:03]  By the way, I don't know.
[00:31:04]  I just want to come here with these people, please.
[00:31:07]  I just can't.
[00:31:08]  Can you put a donation button or something?
[00:31:09]  Yeah, I like.
[00:31:11]  I just also, what do you do?
[00:31:12]  Do you have any advice like actually for people if you're literally out without water?
[00:31:15]  Like, what do you do?
[00:31:16]  Well, I've been in actually somewhere.
[00:31:18]  No, So, no, so my point is.
[00:31:22]  My point is, is that sometimes it's situations like this that people start to realize, hey, maybe in a country, like there's more important things than like who you fuck.
[00:31:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:33]  Like, that's, that's like, people are like, you know, well, we should celebrate gay people.
[00:31:36]  What if we, do we, maybe we don't have, maybe we don't have systems in place to get water to people when a storm comes.
[00:31:44]  Like, maybe you should think about the fact that our country should work on functioning efficiently.
[00:31:48]  Wait, isn't that what we have government's fault?
[00:31:50]  Oh.
[00:31:51]  Oh, okay.
[00:31:53]  That makes sense.
[00:31:54]  Hold on, that makes sense.
[00:31:55]  Wasn't that the pup?
[00:31:56]  Yep, correct.
[00:31:58]  Yeah, it was.
[00:31:58]  So the government was originally kind of like to manage, like, you know, more and more, if you look at the historical development of our government, like it was hard to even unify under a single army, right?
[00:32:07]  Yeah.
[00:32:07]  Because even with a single currency.
[00:32:09]  And now you have this, you know, CBDCs or, you know, you have all these electronic tokens that the government wants to use.
[00:32:14]  They want to get off of fiat currency.
[00:32:16]  They're trying to control everything.
[00:32:18]  Everything that we do, everything that we think about, they're worried about control right now, but they don't give a fuck about us in this country.
[00:32:23]  So they want to make sure that they can control every transaction you want.
[00:32:28]  Their ultimate goal right now is figuring out how to create a system where you cannot move five miles from your apartment.
[00:32:34]  And if you try to go buy a water bottle from a place that's six miles away, they can turn off your bank accounts and you can't buy the water because they know you're trying to make the transaction and they'll force you back into your square in order to get a water bottle.
[00:32:45]  That's what they're trying to control right now.
[00:32:47]  People dying from starvation and, you know, in floods and children being raised without parents, they literally don't care about.
[00:32:54]  And that's to say, because even right now, the only institution they don't have full control over is the Supreme Court.
[00:32:58]  And what did Kamala and them say?
[00:33:00]  If they win, they're going to pack the Supreme Court and put 25 justices.
[00:33:04]  25.
[00:33:04]  They're going to get rid of the filibuster.
[00:33:05]  They've been trying to do that for years now.
[00:33:08]  I really, that, that, because then we're actually screwed.
[00:33:10]  And also, what's interesting is I think they're trying to collapse the system so they can then come in and get control.
[00:33:16]  So I guess that's why I get annoyed when like the people on the right are like, collapse the system.
[00:33:19]  Cause I'm like, you're feeding into, but at the same time, I kind of get it.
[00:33:22]  So I don't know.
[00:33:23]  But you know that saying that they say, never let a good crisis go to waste.
[00:33:26]  Yes.
[00:33:26]  So then what about like, so what, and when we look at these like pictures of these cities that are completely destroyed, are they going to rebuild them as, well, let's try and rebuild them as the smart city and start not maybe not Asheville.
[00:33:38]  I don't think so.
[00:33:38]  No, maybe not.
[00:33:40]  Maybe, maybe in Hawaii.
[00:33:42]  But what I was going to say more or less about this is that like this just shows that our government's priorities are off in the fact that this kind of stuff is not their priority.
[00:33:50]  It's they care.
[00:33:51]  Like, do you ever notice that?
[00:33:52]  Like, it's like a white grandmother was just stabbed again the other day by a black guy in the middle of like a grocery store and murdered.
[00:33:57]  And that doesn't even make the news.
[00:33:59]  But like a black person, a white person calls a black person a nigga or something like that.
[00:34:02]  And that makes the news.
[00:34:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:34:04]  And it's like, oh my gosh.
[00:34:05]  And so they control what goes on the TV.
[00:34:08]  And, you know, oh, he's at the N-word.
[00:34:10]  Like, who cares about the fucking N-word, you fucking sensitive bitch?
[00:34:12]  Like, who cares?
[00:34:13]  If you're black, oh, you're a black person.
[00:34:15]  You're supposed to be tough.
[00:34:16]  I think you're supposed to be tough and you're afraid of a word.
[00:34:18]  What happened to black people?
[00:34:19]  I miss the black people that were tough, that played sports and picked cotton.

=== America First Beef Launch (03:50) ===

[00:34:23]  No, I'm just kidding.
[00:34:24]  No, but I, I, there goes all my jobs.
[00:34:29]  I'm joking.
[00:34:30]  No, but I, I, for a community that, that, that, you know, that are gangster and trying to be cool and hard.
[00:34:34]  Oh, a word hurts your feelings.
[00:34:36]  It's like the victim.
[00:34:36]  Throw the fuck up, you victim.
[00:34:38]  Well, it's also like I was listening to like totally unrelated, but the WNBA now is getting like all these black players are now saying that they're like being taunted and being called racial assaults and stuff.
[00:34:48]  That's good.
[00:34:49]  Good progress.
[00:34:49]  Because often guys, I'm trying to get her candy.
[00:34:53]  Caitlin Clark.
[00:34:54]  And like, like, since she's come, you know, she's like rose to fame.
[00:34:57]  They're getting all this attention now.
[00:34:58]  Apparently, they're all being called racial slurs.
[00:35:00]  And it's just like, I don't know if that's necessarily true.
[00:35:02]  And also, why, what is, why is like victimhood just celebrated in today's society?
[00:35:09]  Like, what is that getting us?
[00:35:10]  Oh, no.
[00:35:11]  And I know, and people need to get strong.
[00:35:12]  They need to get lean and they need to stop being a victim.
[00:35:14]  But it's also mentality.
[00:35:15]  Everyone's worried about.
[00:35:16]  That's what I find to be funny.
[00:35:17]  You see a black guy who's like ripped and like strong and he plays basketball and he's like, you know, athletic.
[00:35:22]  And then he's like, someone says a word and he's like, what'd you say?
[00:35:24]  It's like, oh, a word?
[00:35:26]  Like, so what's the point of lifting weights and stuff if a word hurt you?
[00:35:29]  Because it gives you attention.
[00:35:30]  Yeah.
[00:35:31]  Like the ammonia in July now.
[00:35:33]  Yeah.
[00:35:33]  And everyone, and then everyone's like, oh, this guy, you get fame, everything.
[00:35:36]  The media gets to you.
[00:35:37]  You saw the MI racist movie and then you get you money too.
[00:35:40]  That's what they really want.
[00:35:41]  They're trying to get that bread.
[00:35:42]  Speaking of that, though, I want to remind you guys about something really important.
[00:35:44]  Now, many of you guys know I've been getting healthy and I've been eating a lot of this Bill Tong from Farmer Bills.
[00:35:50]  Guys, you have to check this out.
[00:35:51]  So one of the main reasons why you've got to check this out, it's here on the desk.
[00:35:55]  But one of the best parts about all of this is this.
[00:35:58]  Check this out.
[00:35:58]  We all know that important lean supply chains are.
[00:36:01]  Increasingly, our beef industry is dominated by big four meat packers.
[00:36:04]  Even right now, honestly, how good is fresh meat going to last out?
[00:36:07]  I'm being serious.
[00:36:08]  Right now, I don't know what happened to the other, I guess I had a meat brick.
[00:36:11]  I don't know where it's at, but this right here is the bison bill tongue this right here is the beef bill tongue.
[00:36:16]  I honestly prefer the chili and the flavored bill tongue, but if you want to know what bill tong is, what is it read?
[00:36:22]  What is bill tongue?
[00:36:23]  Go ahead and read that.
[00:36:23]  I actually had bill tong in Africa, right there.
[00:36:26]  All right, bill tongue it's a meat, because I'm not black, though is a meat snack that originated with the Dutch pioneers.
[00:36:31]  See, that's why it's in Africa, because of the Dutch.
[00:36:33]  Right now.
[00:36:33]  Okay um, in the 1880s, 1800s on their do you want me to read all this?
[00:36:37]  Okay, on their great track, they killed game and cured the meat using vinegar, salt and spices.
[00:36:42]  Traditionally, clove and coriander were used due to their antimicrobial antimicrobial properties.
[00:36:48]  Unlike jerky, bill tong is air-dried, so it retains its moisture and has a nice strip of fat, making it a great snack for energy on the go.
[00:36:56]  Amazing, that's perfect, thank you, and I want to remind you guys too, that it's an America First beef company that just launched a rancher owned meat processing plant in south Dakota.
[00:37:03]  Their name is Farmer Bills, and what they're selling isn't just beef, it's bill tongue.
[00:37:06]  Conventional jerky is loaded with sugar, soy nitrates and fillers.
[00:37:09]  We're big on health in my family right now, and bill tong is an air dry delicacy from south Africa that America is just now discovering.
[00:37:14]  Bill tong is cured meat snack without the sugar, soy nitrates or fillers, and you can get it right now at an America First company.
[00:37:20]  They sell pre-sliced bill tong as well as one pound charcuterie slabs which I have to make some boards uh, this weekend.
[00:37:25]  The slabs are like massive dry aged ribeye.
[00:37:27]  It's amazing.
[00:37:27]  Their flavors include original beef spicy chili beef is my favorite, by the way, uh and the spicy chili bison.
[00:37:32]  You should check those out honestly.
[00:37:34]  Absolutely freaking fantastic.
[00:37:36]  Um, some some uh like beef jerky is dry.
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=== Strange Military Oddities (14:42) ===

[00:37:59]  Check it out.
[00:37:59]  Links in the description.
[00:38:00]  Honestly, guys, order this shit because it's freaking amazing.
[00:38:03]  Honestly, I just got a whole nother box.
[00:38:06]  That's true.
[00:38:06]  Now, going back to this topic, as we were mentioning here about being strong and stuff, yeah, I don't know why everyone pretends to like be, you know, so worried about this.
[00:38:13]  I kind of want to, this is what's crazy is in the middle of this, this actually happened today, okay?
[00:38:18]  In the middle of this.
[00:38:19]  Oh, no, here we go.
[00:38:20]  In the middle of this.
[00:38:21]  No, we're going to talk about this, but in the middle of this, our government was asked to send more resources, was asked to send more resources.
[00:38:28]  And they went, okay, so we need to send more resources to Tennessee, to North Carolina, to Georgia, to Florida.
[00:38:37]  What should we do?
[00:38:38]  We don't have any more resources.
[00:38:40]  I got an idea.
[00:38:41]  Israel says it has secured $8.7 billion U.S. aid package.
[00:38:46]  $8.7 billion.
[00:38:47]  By the way, they said that the damage is about $92 billion.
[00:38:52]  So that could cover about like 8% of the damage, 9% of the damage that's done.
[00:38:57]  Imagine the immediate data.
[00:38:58]  The damage where?
[00:38:59]  Which one?
[00:38:59]  In the U.S. About $92 billion of damage.
[00:39:03]  No.
[00:39:04]  The damage in Israel.
[00:39:05]  The damage that Israel's done cannot be quantified.
[00:39:07]  I cannot quantify that.
[00:39:09]  The amount of wars, it's trillions.
[00:39:10]  But I will say this.
[00:39:12]  Trillions of dollars.
[00:39:13]  Maybe they do need that.
[00:39:15]  What?
[00:39:15]  Maybe they do need the 8 billion.
[00:39:16]  It's a valid point.
[00:39:18]  Because if their damage is much bigger than ours.
[00:39:23]  You're not meeting the Jewish allegations.
[00:39:27]  It's ridiculous.
[00:39:27]  It's ridiculous.
[00:39:28]  Your country should come first.
[00:39:30]  Your country should come first.
[00:39:31]  Look.
[00:39:35]  No, check this out, though.
[00:39:36]  Listen to this.
[00:39:37]  Jerusalem, September 26th, Israel said on Thursday that it had secured an $8.7 billion aid package from the United States to support its ongoing military efforts and to maintain a qualitative military edge in the region.
[00:39:47]  The package includes $3.5 billion for essential wartime procurement, which has already been received and earmarked for critical military purchases, and $5.2 billion designated for air defense systems, including the Iron Dome, which is also some of the baddies out there are giving that out to the boys, you know?
[00:40:01]  That Iron Dome.
[00:40:02]  Oh, no.
[00:40:04]  Anti-missile system, David Slings, and an advanced laser system.
[00:40:07]  So, look, here's the deal: Israel's currently fighting on two fronts against the, I know they say Israel's fighting against two fronts, like they didn't create the war.
[00:40:15]  Like, come on, guys.
[00:40:16]  They just created this war.
[00:40:17]  They literally went and took out the leadership of Hezbollah.
[00:40:19]  It's like they're creating the front.
[00:40:21]  But what's crazy is: look, if you're a nation, no, but I'm saying, if you're a nation and you want to do what you want, don't play a victim while we're in the middle of a catastrophe and ask us for money.
[00:40:29]  That's fucking crazy.
[00:40:30]  Oh, I didn't do it.
[00:40:32]  Why'd you do it?
[00:40:32]  I didn't do it.
[00:40:34]  No, but I mean, but I mean, it is crazy that countries will come out and be like, that have the, if you're a nation, you have the audacity to ask the United States for aid right now.
[00:40:42]  You are shitty.
[00:40:43]  And there's only two countries that did so during this time.
[00:40:45]  Ukraine and Israel.
[00:40:46]  Yeah.
[00:40:47]  Who both are led by who?
[00:40:48]  Jews.
[00:40:49]  Correct.
[00:40:52]  Do you think Jews?
[00:40:52]  You guys hear me out.
[00:40:53]  Hear me out.
[00:40:54]  Hear me out.
[00:40:54]  Do you think Jews single-handedly caused the hurricane?
[00:40:58]  Oh.
[00:41:01]  Said a yes.
[00:41:02]  Well, it could be.
[00:41:04]  I think they could have done it.
[00:41:06]  Yeah, because amazing.
[00:41:08]  If you think about it, if you think about it, though, if we weren't worried about global warming and gay bathrooms from Jewish mayors, maybe we would actually have to be prepared for the storm.
[00:41:18]  So maybe they made the disasters worse.
[00:41:21]  Do you think they control the weather, though?
[00:41:23]  Yeah.
[00:41:23]  Yes.
[00:41:24]  Same.
[00:41:27]  Same with Kabbalah.
[00:41:29]  Yeah.
[00:41:30]  Yep.
[00:41:31]  If they can levitate themselves, what do you think they do with the clowns?
[00:41:33]  Yeah.
[00:41:34]  What do you think they've been doing under those tunnels?
[00:41:37]  Hold on.
[00:41:38]  Talk to you.
[00:41:38]  I touched the air turned off.
[00:41:40]  Hold on.
[00:41:40]  What?
[00:41:41]  The air turned off.
[00:41:42]  Yeah, it's been getting a bit hot in there.
[00:41:43]  Should we keep talking about Jews?
[00:41:44]  No, just the air turned off for a second.
[00:41:46]  We could talk about.
[00:41:47]  Do you feel uncomfortable because you are Jewish, Kezia?
[00:41:50]  Megan.
[00:41:52]  Elijah, are people surprised?
[00:41:53]  Drag me down to your level.
[00:41:55]  Are you surprised?
[00:41:56]  Elijah, are people surprised you married a Jew?
[00:41:59]  Get out of here.
[00:42:00]  Yeah, so we made lots of Jewish children.
[00:42:01]  It's been a great thing.
[00:42:02]  Do you want to know something great?
[00:42:04]  Let me read you something funny on our own.
[00:42:05]  I'm going to get the America first perspective.
[00:42:07]  Right.
[00:42:08]  I will say that.
[00:42:09]  But during this time, we shouldn't be sending money over.
[00:42:11]  It's disrespectful to the taxpayers.
[00:42:12]  Well, the other country is going to be a lot of people.
[00:42:13]  To say we don't have resources and then we're sending money.
[00:42:15]  Well, we don't have resources for our own.
[00:42:16]  Message America and say, hey guys, how are you doing?
[00:42:19]  DM them.
[00:42:19]  We've heard that it's been a really rough week for you guys.
[00:42:22]  Is there anything we can do to help you?
[00:42:24]  Correct.
[00:42:25]  I would expect my neighbor slash my greatest ally, my buddies, if they've heard I've gone through a rough time and my people are orphaned.
[00:42:35]  Well, how come America's out here giving it to everyone?
[00:42:38]  They hear Israel, Ukraine, all these other countries so much debt.
[00:42:42]  Like, I don't get why people are just like, I don't get, like, that's another thing.
[00:42:46]  It's the amount of debt that we're accruing is like literally not even possible.
[00:42:50]  do we owe the money to?
[00:42:53]  So it's America.
[00:42:55]  Who do we owe the money to?
[00:42:56]  We don't owe the debt to Jews.
[00:42:57]  We do.
[00:42:58]  That's literally it.
[00:42:58]  We owe it to private families.
[00:42:59]  Yeah, we owe it to a private family.
[00:43:00]  There we go.
[00:43:01]  We do.
[00:43:01]  We don't owe it to who we owe it to.
[00:43:03]  Who are we getting our money from and who are we pulling the bonds out of the debt to?
[00:43:06]  It's a private family that runs the Federal Reserve.
[00:43:08]  We owe it to a Jewish family.
[00:43:09]  Billy, I don't do it to all the Rothschilds if you're.
[00:43:11]  No, it's not the Rothschild.
[00:43:12]  We owe it to the family that runs the Federal Reserve.
[00:43:14]  It's a private bank owned by a private family.
[00:43:16]  Who's the family?
[00:43:17]  Well, we can talk about that, but I don't know if you want to get killed.
[00:43:19]  We're on YouTube right now.
[00:43:20]  There's multiple families.
[00:43:21]  Are we going to get kicked off?
[00:43:22]  Oh, well, I don't think we can talk about that on YouTube, but we can talk about it later on Rumble.
[00:43:25]  But there's multiple families, but the Federal Reserve is a private bank that's operated by Jewish people that indebts our country.
[00:43:32]  So everyone says that, who do we owe the money to?
[00:43:34]  Let's just fucking kill all the people that we owe the money to as a country.
[00:43:36]  We do it to brown people.
[00:43:38]  Like, we love bombing Arabs.
[00:43:40]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:40]  Like, and what I mean by kill, I mean, the U.S. government, like, we love killing people.
[00:43:43]  We have a big military.
[00:43:44]  If we owe debt to you, why don't we just bomb them?
[00:43:47]  Because they control what?
[00:43:48]  The government?
[00:43:48]  They control the purse.
[00:43:49]  They control even our military.
[00:43:50]  So that's unfortunate.
[00:43:51]  We can't kill them.
[00:43:51]  That's what someone said.
[00:43:52]  Why don't we just bomb the people we owe the money to?
[00:43:54]  We can't do it.
[00:43:55]  They control the purse.
[00:43:56]  I think we disagree on the whole Jewish conspiracy that they're just single-handedly, the Jews are controlling everything.
[00:44:02]  No, they don't control everything.
[00:44:03]  What about the weather?
[00:44:04]  They just control the weather and the content.
[00:44:05]  I do disagree with that.
[00:44:06]  I think they control the weather.
[00:44:07]  They just control the weather.
[00:44:07]  I clarify.
[00:44:08]  I think they're the fact that they control the weather.
[00:44:10]  Okay.
[00:44:11]  Well, at least we can find common ground.
[00:44:13]  I'd say they control the weather.
[00:44:14]  I'll say this, though.
[00:44:15]  If they could turn their control to the positive, and instead of the clouds doing rain, they could combine their love of banking and make the clouds rain money.
[00:44:25]  Maybe the Jews would stop being hated so much.
[00:44:27]  Can we ask a Jew if they could do that?
[00:44:30]  Which one should I ask here today?
[00:44:33]  I know my nose is the most Jewish-looking nose in the room.
[00:44:36]  However.
[00:44:38]  Wait, did you see this?
[00:44:38]  Can you help out?
[00:44:39]  Did you see this?
[00:44:41]  There's people on the internet debate about who's Jewish or not.
[00:44:44]  Well, Schaefer is a Jewish list.
[00:44:46]  It's a German name, but yeah, sure.
[00:44:48]  And my name's Jewish too.
[00:44:49]  Elijah is a very intelligent name.
[00:44:50]  That's literally the Old Testament.
[00:44:52]  Someone said Elijah Schaefer is a Jewish-American commentator journalism.
[00:44:55]  This is Meta AI.
[00:44:55]  It says, I'm a Jewish-American commentator, journalism, podcast host.
[00:44:58]  Confirmation.
[00:45:00]  Self-identification.
[00:45:01]  Elijah Schaefer.
[00:45:02]  His parents are Jewish.
[00:45:03]  I know it says Jewish.
[00:45:04]  Family background.
[00:45:04]  His parents are Jewish.
[00:45:05]  Cultural connections is frequently discusses Jewish culture, history, and issues.
[00:45:09]  I don't know if they have the context of the way I discuss it.
[00:45:11]  However, Elijah Schaefer's work, The Elijah Schaefer Show, which I didn't, I guess that's what we're calling the show now.
[00:45:16]  Wow, Elijah Schaefer.
[00:45:17]  Oh, wow.
[00:45:18]  The Elijah Schaefer Show.
[00:45:19]  This is called The Elijah.
[00:45:20]  That's pretty cool.
[00:45:21]  Conservative commentator on various media outlets, Fox News, Newsmax.
[00:45:24]  That's actually a pretty good indicator.
[00:45:25]  And investigative journalist, Blaze TV One America News Network.
[00:45:28]  It turns out, as I said here, even this, caught me.
[00:45:32]  Shalom, Goyam.
[00:45:38]  That's amazing.
[00:45:40]  I knew it.
[00:45:40]  I had a feeling.
[00:45:41]  I had a feeling.
[00:45:42]  So my favorite part is somebody put it through.
[00:45:44]  So that was Meta as AI.
[00:45:46]  So then somebody didn't know if that was true or not.
[00:45:48]  Maybe it is true.
[00:45:49]  Who knows?
[00:45:49]  Did you do that yourself?
[00:45:50]  No, somebody else.
[00:45:52]  So people just comment a lot.
[00:45:53]  You know, like people do this, like, dude, there's people that are so into proving they're not Jewish.
[00:45:56]  They post their DNA results.
[00:46:00]  Can I just say this?
[00:46:01]  You don't have to prove anything to people on the internet.
[00:46:03]  In fact, you should confuse people on the internet.
[00:46:05]  The more disinformation you pump out about yourself, the better life becomes.
[00:46:09]  And I find that I'll have people arguing about me about two things that are lies that I've spread about myself, and it makes me laugh.
[00:46:14]  But what are they?
[00:46:15]  I'm not going to say anything.
[00:46:16]  I just think it's funny.
[00:46:17]  Like, you know that every person that's ever worked for me or that's ever been around me, I tell them something very sensitive that's a complete lie to see if they're sensitive with truth or not.
[00:46:25]  And I'll get things come back to me that are complete lies that I started about myself, and I know who started them because I'll try to see if I can trust them.
[00:46:31]  And I never trust them again, eventually fire.
[00:46:32]  Have you done that to me?
[00:46:34]  Maybe, probably.
[00:46:35]  But I've done that.
[00:46:36]  Who knows?
[00:46:37]  Maybe I didn't.
[00:46:37]  Maybe what if this is the lie I'm telling you?
[00:46:40]  That I tell people lies.
[00:46:41]  That could be the lie.
[00:46:43]  I've told every single person something and I have found out who's a snake and who's not.
[00:46:47]  Are you?
[00:46:48]  Oh no, I'm not a snake because I'm still here.
[00:46:50]  Okay.
[00:46:51]  Well, they asked Grock.
[00:46:54]  They asked Grock, is Elijah Schaefer Jewish?
[00:46:56]  And what did it say here?
[00:46:57]  Do you have any chat GPT?
[00:46:57]  This is even better.
[00:46:58]  This is even better.
[00:46:59]  Wait, you can do it in a second.
[00:47:00]  Read this one.
[00:47:00]  This one's even better.
[00:47:02]  Based on the information available up to September 29, 2024, Elijah Schaefer has directly stated in a post on X that he is not Jewish.
[00:47:10]  He identified himself as black, Christian, and American in response to a discussion that might have implied or questioned his religious or ethnic background.
[00:47:19]  Therefore, according to Elijah Schaefer's own statement, he is not Jewish.
[00:47:23]  So Betta says I'm Jewish and Grok says I'm black.
[00:47:26]  Okay, can I do Chat Gafi?
[00:47:27]  Yeah, what is Chat GPT?
[00:47:28]  Okay, what do I write?
[00:47:29]  Is Elijah interesting?
[00:47:30]  Is Elijah Schaefer Jewish?
[00:47:31]  Okay, Elijah.
[00:47:32]  I guess I don't know what they're asking.
[00:47:34]  I don't know what they're asking.
[00:47:35]  Honestly, I have no idea.
[00:47:36]  Okay, let's see.
[00:47:36]  Chat GPT?
[00:47:37]  He probably doesn't even know who I am.
[00:47:40]  There is no public information confirming that Elijah Schaefer, a conservative commentator and former host of Blazy V, slightly offensive, is Jewish.
[00:47:47]  I'm not.
[00:47:47]  Okay, we don't need to go any further.
[00:47:49]  I'm not Jewish, but maybe I am.
[00:47:51]  However, I will say this.
[00:47:53]  Wait, how does it?
[00:47:54]  How does AI know?
[00:47:55]  Like, how can AI give responses to this stuff?
[00:47:57]  That's crazy.
[00:47:58]  It's kind of creepy, huh?
[00:47:58]  Yeah, it is creepy.
[00:47:59]  So if you look up anyone, will their shit come up?
[00:48:01]  That's what I didn't know.
[00:48:02]  Like, I'm not well known.
[00:48:03]  I'm a small little guy.
[00:48:04]  Wow.
[00:48:04]  I'm just a small little guy in a small little room who does random shit.
[00:48:07]  He is a lot of big where it counts.
[00:48:11]  In my heart.
[00:48:12]  However, that's good.
[00:48:14]  That's good.
[00:48:16]  However, it does kind of, however, it does, it does.
[00:48:18]  People do like hearing negative news about me, though.
[00:48:20]  You can get popular by just being a dick to me, which is nice, though.
[00:48:23]  Because, by the way, as long as you want to get that iron dome, that's all that matters.
[00:48:26]  Did it ask about yourself?
[00:48:27]  Did you check out yourself?
[00:48:29]  And what did it say?
[00:48:30]  It said I'm a Jew.
[00:48:32]  Wow.
[00:48:33]  It said I'm a Jew.
[00:48:34]  But I don't even have that.
[00:48:35]  Is Megan Nader Jewish?
[00:48:36]  Yes, Megan Nader is Jewish.
[00:48:38]  She is a comedian, writer, and filmmaker who has openly discussed her Jewish heritage in interviews and her work, often incorporating elements of Jewish culture and humor into her comedy.
[00:48:46]  Let me see.
[00:48:47]  Is Kezia Schaefer?
[00:48:50]  So it says that no shit about everyone.
[00:48:53]  It's listening to everyone.
[00:48:54]  There's no information about me except that you're Jewish.
[00:48:57]  Except that I'm Jewish.
[00:48:58]  What does it say?
[00:48:58]  Please.
[00:48:59]  Let me try one more time.
[00:49:01]  I'm too obscure.
[00:49:05]  Yes, anonymous.
[00:49:07]  Wait, that's literally what it says.
[00:49:08]  Hold up.
[00:49:09]  It keeps changing your name to me.
[00:49:10]  I'm trying your maiden name here.
[00:49:12]  Let me see.
[00:49:12]  Oh.
[00:49:15]  Okay, it says here, there's no publicly confirmed information available that confirms that Kezia is Jewish.
[00:49:21]  She's a private individual, and her religion and ethnic background is not publicly documented besides common debate.
[00:49:27]  So I'm getting sad.
[00:49:28]  Besides common debate, one of the top things when you Google my name is Elijah Schaefer's wife.
[00:49:35]  That's what people look up.
[00:49:36]  People try to find out if you're Jewish.
[00:49:38]  And people say, God.
[00:49:39]  Is Elijah Schaefer's wife Jewish?
[00:49:41]  That's one of the main interests.
[00:49:42]  Yeah, everyone's always researching this.
[00:49:44]  It's probably because I say that a lot.
[00:49:46]  She's probably Jewish.
[00:49:47]  That's why.
[00:49:47]  That's creepy.
[00:49:49]  Huh?
[00:49:50]  So I'm going to the camps.
[00:49:52]  Have you ever tried bison before?
[00:49:54]  Yeah.
[00:49:54]  Try it.
[00:49:55]  Do you also, Kessia is from Africa?
[00:49:58]  Yeah.
[00:49:59]  Have you had Bill Song?
[00:50:01]  Probably, yeah.
[00:50:02]  I have had that before, but I'm not a big dried meat girl.
[00:50:06]  Well, it's actually good.
[00:50:08]  Is it yummy?
[00:50:08]  Just try it.
[00:50:09]  It's not what you're thinking.
[00:50:10]  My dad used to always go to Africa and bring this home in like pounds.
[00:50:13]  Wow.
[00:50:14]  It's really nice.
[00:50:16]  Just try it.
[00:50:17]  It's just dry.
[00:50:18]  Is she going to hate it?
[00:50:19]  Oh, it is not as dry as I thought it was going to be.
[00:50:22]  Looks nice.
[00:50:26]  I didn't eat dinner, so I'm like.
[00:50:27]  It's pretty good.
[00:50:28]  You guys, check out Farmer Bills.
[00:50:31]  No, I'm killing.
[00:50:33]  So?
[00:50:33]  Yeah, it's not bad.
[00:50:34]  It's good.
[00:50:35]  It's actually a pretty good game.
[00:50:36]  It's good.
[00:50:37]  I think I would order some, to be honest.
[00:50:40]  Really?
[00:50:42]  Do you think your followers are like...
[00:50:43]  Look at the chat.
[00:50:44]  They're all...
[00:50:44]  They're all on Dominius.
[00:50:45]  This is like such a.
[00:50:47]  If Kessia is the consensus, oh man, that's so good.
[00:50:52]  What are they saying?
[00:50:53]  Everyone said, my name is Elijah Schaefer-Stenkowitz.
[00:50:59]  Someone said, Elijah was much funnier with the twin nogs.
[00:51:01]  Women don't bring the best out of you, bro.
[00:51:03]  Twin nogs.
[00:51:04]  What the Hodge twins.
[00:51:06]  They don't think we're funny, Kessiah.
[00:51:08]  Well, women, how could we be?
[00:51:10]  Oh, it's so true.
[00:51:13]  Switching topics here on something a little interesting.
[00:51:15]  By the way, so we're not just going to harp just on Israel here.
[00:51:18]  Believe me, I like to harp on a lot of things.
[00:51:20]  You can harp on Israel.
[00:51:21]  No, no, but I mean, I want to talk about this too.
[00:51:24]  Fake actor Zelensky is back in the U.S. to pick up another $8 billion in aid.
[00:51:28]  15 senators flocked around him to ensure that he got it.
[00:51:31]  Check this out here.
[00:51:32]  U.S. President Joe Biden on Thursday told his Ukrainian counterpart Vladimir Zelensky that Ukraine will prevail after pledging nearly $8 billion in military aid and long-range munitions to help Kiev fight Russian forces.
[00:51:44]  It goes on to say here that Biden, who has less than four months left, is trying to secure as much U.S. support for Ukraine as he can amid a tight presidential race between Democrat Kamala Harris and Republican Donald Trump.
[00:51:56]  So, look, this is absolutely sort of the strange part.
[00:52:02]  Like, I think it's funny.
[00:52:03]  Everyone's always debating.
[00:52:04]  I think that's funny.
[00:52:04]  Everyone's debating that everybody's Jewish.
[00:52:06]  It's hilarious, kind of.
[00:52:07]  It is funny.
[00:52:08]  Like, it is, by the way, there was this one girl that was like, I like, the best part is, is I don't track these arguments, but I see random tweets from bigger accounts getting involved.
[00:52:16]  And sometimes I'll wake up like eight in the morning.
[00:52:18]  No, and like the last, the last, I'll see like a tweet from someone be like, for the last time, I'm not a Jew.
[00:52:23]  Look at my DNA results.
[00:52:24]  I'm like, it's eight in the morning.

=== Yemeni Jews and Enslavement (08:50) ===

[00:52:25]  It's literally proving it.
[00:52:26]  It's eight in the morning.
[00:52:27]  Do we need to do this?
[00:52:28]  Maybe.
[00:52:29]  Maybe.
[00:52:30]  Have you done your DNA, Elijah?
[00:52:32]  You could bleed Jew.
[00:52:35]  You could.
[00:52:36]  What if?
[00:52:36]  I haven't done it.
[00:52:37]  No.
[00:52:38]  I haven't either.
[00:52:38]  Because I think they're going to collect it and use it for organs.
[00:52:41]  They do.
[00:52:41]  You know, it's Susan.
[00:52:42]  Yes.
[00:52:43]  They want to harsh you.
[00:52:44]  Okay, Susan Wajecki.
[00:52:46]  Susan Wajecki, the ex-CEO of YouTube, the Jewish one.
[00:52:48]  Her sibling is the one who owns that other DNA company that collects it.
[00:52:52]  The Jewish person.
[00:52:53]  It's a Jewish person that owns the company that sells the data.
[00:52:56]  Well, because I think if elites need an organ or something, they'll look and be like, oh, look at that.
[00:53:02]  Kezia Jew Schaefer has a match of my kidney.
[00:53:05]  So I'm going to go kill him.
[00:53:07]  I think that's my theory.
[00:53:08]  They don't do like blood type.
[00:53:10]  I don't know.
[00:53:10]  I just thought it's just.
[00:53:12]  That's raised.
[00:53:13]  Or like a karyotype and look for like actual like antigens and like do you know your blood type?
[00:53:20]  Mine's be more mine's be positive.
[00:53:23]  And apparently that's what a lot of African Americans have.
[00:53:26]  Really?
[00:53:26]  Yeah.
[00:53:27]  Is this why you guys promote interracial marriage?
[00:53:30]  Who?
[00:53:30]  The blacks?
[00:53:31]  Jews.
[00:53:31]  Oh.
[00:53:32]  You know, what is up with that?
[00:53:33]  Why do Jews, why do Jews promote a lot of interracial marriage?
[00:53:36]  You know, do you guys know that's a real thing?
[00:53:37]  Like, what?
[00:53:38]  They should marry a Jew?
[00:53:39]  No, there's like, like, like, if you're Jewish.
[00:53:40]  You know, but most of the movements in America to promote interracial marriage, particularly, like, there's no promoting of interracial marriage in Jewish families, which is weird because Jews want it, should marry other Jews or convert the spouse, right?
[00:53:52]  Yeah.
[00:53:52]  So, so that's like, that's sort of the thing.
[00:53:55]  But when it comes to white people, like there was even ads, placed ads that were like promoting, like trying, you know, to get with like a, um, in Poland and whatnot to like, you know, be with a North African, like try to like promote interracial marriage in the, in the UK and stuff.
[00:54:08]  And the NGOs behind them were Jewish-funded NGOs with money back into Israel.
[00:54:12]  Why would they promote interracial marriage in white countries when I don't, I feel like Jews, you have to have to convert to marry.
[00:54:18]  Or if you don't, your parents would be upset, I feel like.
[00:54:21]  Unless your parents are atheist.
[00:54:22]  Mine weren't.
[00:54:23]  It depends how Jew you are.
[00:54:25]  Yeah.
[00:54:25]  I think that's more in like very religious Jewish.
[00:54:28]  Like there's a lot of Jews now that are just like, don't care.
[00:54:31]  I think if you're Orthodox, it's big.
[00:54:33]  Like that would be a huge no-no.
[00:54:35]  Right.
[00:54:35]  You're also not Orthodox.
[00:54:37]  Well, but like I would feel the same way.
[00:54:39]  Like I, my parents wouldn't allow me to not marry a Christian.
[00:54:42]  Yeah.
[00:54:43]  So it's like, it's more the religion than like the ethnicity, I think.
[00:54:46]  Yeah, but nobody's gonna marry a non-white person.
[00:54:49]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:54:50]  Also, would you marry a Jew?
[00:54:51]  Oh, because are Jews not white?
[00:54:54]  No.
[00:54:54]  You look white to me.
[00:54:55]  No, but a lot of them have mixed in with European bloodlines, like in Poland and stuff like that.
[00:54:59]  So then they have white, like genetic, oh no.
[00:55:02]  No, no, no, giving birth.
[00:55:04]  Oshkenazi is not.
[00:55:05]  No, Jews are not white, but they do blend in, which is like sort of why they do well in Europe and stuff.
[00:55:10]  So we could be spies.
[00:55:11]  Well, because the Jews enslave the Yemeni Jews.
[00:55:13]  The Jews that don't look white get enslaved in Israel.
[00:55:15]  And they're yeah, and they're the lower, they're the underclass.
[00:55:17]  So the Yemeni Jews are the slave class in Israel.
[00:55:21]  So like the white Jews have predominance, and there's they'll put some like black Jews and stuff like that and tell them if you're the Sephardic Jews are very dark and they're not.
[00:55:29]  Yeah, but the Yemeni, there's different lines of Jews and the Yemeni Jews are considered a slave.
[00:55:32]  There's like very few Yemeni Jews ever that exist.
[00:55:35]  That's not true.
[00:55:36]  100%.
[00:55:37]  No, that's not true.
[00:55:38]  Yeah.
[00:55:39]  Did you hear this?
[00:55:40]  This is 100% true.
[00:55:41]  Like I'm telling you, Yemeni Jews.
[00:55:43]  Jews are not enslaved in Israel.
[00:55:45]  No, they're not enslaved.
[00:55:47]  They're like the slave class.
[00:55:48]  Like, you know how we use like poor whites and blacks as their slave class?
[00:55:51]  Like you walk in your nice white neighborhood and you go into a raising canes and it's just like poor blacks serving you fried chicken and you get mad because they can't get it to you in 37 seconds.
[00:55:59]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:00]  You know, come on, poor blacks.
[00:56:01]  I hate my food.
[00:56:02]  And they think they got off the plantation and meanwhile they make up almost all the fast food workers.
[00:56:07]  It's true.
[00:56:08]  It's like black people are still enslaved.
[00:56:10]  Can I get fired for buying?
[00:56:11]  And then they use, they make like they make like they make like $7 an hour and then they spend the money on fucking Nikes.
[00:56:16]  That shit's crazy.
[00:56:18]  So that they can look cool.
[00:56:19]  And then there's always like, you know what I mean?
[00:56:20]  And then they literally won't buy a home until they can put rims on their car.
[00:56:24]  Like that's crazy shit.
[00:56:25]  Yeah.
[00:56:26]  I mean, that's slavery.
[00:56:27]  They're like enslaved.
[00:56:28]  They don't make a lot of money, but on average.
[00:56:29]  And then the money they have, they immediately spend and they spend it outside of their own community.
[00:56:33]  They go and they're like, the Jews are doing that to the blacks.
[00:56:36]  They did that.
[00:56:38]  Well, yeah, through Hollywood in the rap industry, they sold them this idea that they could become like these like tough dudes.
[00:56:43]  I mean, Scooter Braun and all these individuals that, you know, run this whole industry, they sold this.
[00:56:47]  That's what Kanye was saying.
[00:56:49]  The Jews, you know, sold blacks a lie.
[00:56:52]  I think Jews don't like blacks, but I mean, hey, that's where me and Jews get along.
[00:56:55]  I'm totally joking.
[00:56:56]  I'm totally joking.
[00:56:58]  All right.
[00:56:59]  No, I'm joking.
[00:57:00]  Oh, dude, it's joke.
[00:57:01]  Black people watch the show, which means I'm not racist.
[00:57:03]  But here's the deal.
[00:57:04]  I am black.
[00:57:05]  Yeah, I'm also black.
[00:57:06]  No, no, no, but jokes aside, edgy jokes aside, edgy jokes aside, there actually is some, there is a video I want to play you guys because I mentioned the fact that I mentioned that blacks and Jews were not getting along.
[00:57:19]  I shared a, I'm not joking, check this out.
[00:57:22]  They don't get along well.
[00:57:24]  In fact, fucking Jew.
[00:57:27]  You have the right to fucking partner and I don't.
[00:57:29]  Fuck you and fuck your mother and your grandmother and your great-grandmother.
[00:57:32]  You're fucking big Jew.
[00:57:33]  What about Hitler?
[00:57:34]  I said, I said Hitler should have wiped every fucking one of you off the bathroom.
[00:57:40]  He said, arrest me, I told you.
[00:57:42]  He's a hookah!
[00:57:43]  Someone back in a motherfuckin' jail!
[00:57:45]  You called me a Jew again.
[00:57:46]  Do you think he's a black Hebrew Israelite?
[00:57:49]  There it is.
[00:57:49]  I think he's just Jamaican.
[00:57:58]  Where was this?
[00:57:59]  Oh.
[00:58:00]  I didn't see any of the license plates.
[00:58:01]  Could we tell?
[00:58:02]  That's pretty nice.
[00:58:02]  He said it's Jamaican, so it could be here, right?
[00:58:04]  But that doesn't look like Yorkdale.
[00:58:08]  Yorkdale Radiator.
[00:58:09]  So I guess we're going to be able to do that.
[00:58:09]  Oh, I think he's in Pennsylvania.
[00:58:11]  Oh, maybe.
[00:58:12]  I don't know.
[00:58:12]  I pulled that out of my ass.
[00:58:14]  Yeah, like pulling a lot of things out of there recently.
[00:58:19]  Some pretty creative insults there, though.
[00:58:21]  So you got to just laugh about it.
[00:58:23]  Yeah.
[00:58:23]  It's like, yeah.
[00:58:24]  I wish black people would do that more.
[00:58:26]  Here's the thing is I'm acting.
[00:58:27]  That's why he's not.
[00:58:28]  He's not an African-American.
[00:58:29]  He's actually...
[00:58:29]  He's African.
[00:58:30]  Jordanian.
[00:58:31]  He's like Jamaican.
[00:58:32]  Okay.
[00:58:32]  Yeah, but meaning, I always enjoy seeing a black person who's good with words and doesn't revert to violence.
[00:58:38]  Because black people are funny as hell.
[00:58:39]  Like, this is one of the funny things.
[00:58:41]  Like, black people are always clowning each other.
[00:58:43]  And black comedians, example, they're always usually pretty funny.
[00:58:47]  The male ones, not females, because female comedians in general are not add black to the mix, and it's just victim crying, you know?
[00:58:52]  Except for me, it's a maybe.
[00:58:55]  Yeah, everybody follows you for your comedy.
[00:58:58]  So some people tell me.
[00:59:02]  So my husband did say, Kessie is your funniest friend by far.
[00:59:15]  No, but I was going to say, is it so?
[00:59:17]  Black people typically have like this spirit where they're good at clowning.
[00:59:20]  But when they'll clown each other, they also kill each other too.
[00:59:23]  But I mean, when you're white, they take offense.
[00:59:25]  So like they get, like, even here, like, comedy sets, black people always get offended, like, watch your jokes.
[00:59:29]  Yeah.
[00:59:29]  But it's like, if they could clown back, I feel like black people could really fix a lot of race relations by just stopping to shoot and stab people and beat people up and by just coming up with some sick ass burns.
[00:59:39]  And you get a lot more respect.
[00:59:40]  Like, imagine if black people were known, if you called them the N-word, that they would just come back with the sickest roast ever.
[00:59:46]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:59:47]  Then you would be like, then you actually, white people would not be secretly racist.
[00:59:52]  They would actually like you because now they're just not to your face, but because they're afraid of you because they know you're violent.
[01:00:00]  But if you were just a cool ass motherfucker and you were like, oh, you call me the N-word?
[01:00:03]  Oh, you fucking hook-nosed, bitch-ass Jew.
[01:00:05]  Look at you over there.
[01:00:05]  Hill should have finished you off.
[01:00:07]  You'd be like, now that you hurt your soul, right?
[01:00:10]  You hurt your soul.
[01:00:11]  And now you're like, I'm not going to be dogging on blacks because I don't want to get ripped to a new one.
[01:00:15]  Do you think that's like any victim, any like victim mentality, any person with a victim mentality, instead of just like whining about it, just have like a good comeback?
[01:00:24]  I feel like that applies across the board, right?
[01:00:26]  Yeah, and just have a good sense of humor.
[01:00:28]  Just a good sense of humor.
[01:00:29]  Because you don't need to, I don't know what the point is to scrying about that.
[01:00:32]  That's excellent.
[01:00:34]  I've had some people say really mean things to me, but they were so funny.
[01:00:38]  Same.
[01:00:38]  That you just walk away and you just go, damn.
[01:00:41]  We're very mean to each other sometimes, but in a nice way.
[01:00:43]  Oh.
[01:00:44]  You two are?
[01:00:45]  No, he can come up.
[01:00:46]  She called me and my brother-in-law fat fucks the other day.
[01:00:51]  She's like, what are you doing, you fat fucks?
[01:00:53]  I was like, what?
[01:00:55]  I don't cuss.
[01:00:56]  I don't use naughty language, Kirk.
[01:00:59]  It was a joke.

=== Supply Chain Risks (05:12) ===

[01:01:01]  See, if he had a sense of humor, he could have walked it off.
[01:01:05]  I could have walked it off.
[01:01:08]  I can't speak, huh?
[01:01:10]  I think the moral of the story is you just need to laugh at yourself a little more and stop taking everything so seriously.
[01:01:17]  Except that the world is very serious and parents are dying and their children are walking around naked in the forest.
[01:01:22]  Just to remind you guys, you know, I've been warning you guys for a long time about the fact that you actually never know when roads are going to get knocked out, the supply chain is going to get knocked out.
[01:01:30]  Everyone's always like, oh, I have medical insurance or whatever.
[01:01:32]  And I'm always like, look, guys, you can have whatever insurance you want.
[01:01:35]  You can do whatever you want in life.
[01:01:36]  But I'm going to tell you this.
[01:01:38]  If you are not prepared with an emergency kit from the wellness company, you are failing yourself and your family.
[01:01:44]  And I'm going to tell you why.
[01:01:44]  Here's why.
[01:01:45]  So this comes with everything you need, like amoxicillin, Z-Pax, luconazole to fight any infection from COVID, but even to STDs, which is like, you can accidentally get those, by the way.
[01:01:54]  And even if you get one, always say you got it on an accident.
[01:01:56]  But other than that advice, my point of the matter is, is that you get in this, not just that, but you also get ivermectin, which many doctors won't prescribe you because they have a bias against it.
[01:02:05]  This is an anti-parasitic medication that has antiviral properties.
[01:02:09]  People have been saying they're using it to help with cancer, with other types of infections, with COVID.
[01:02:13]  I'm not making those claims because we're can't, but it's been interesting how they've been trying to hide this drug.
[01:02:17]  It's been a miracle drug used around the world for a long time.
[01:02:20]  It's very cheap and ineffective back in the day.
[01:02:22]  Now it's hard to get your hands on because doctors don't want to give it to you because they'd rather give you COVID vaccinations if you're afraid of getting infected.
[01:02:28]  This is also cheaper than going to the emergency room, can save your life, bring down your fever.
[01:02:32]  And even if you have medical insurance, good luck getting a appointment in your office.
[01:02:37]  Good luck actually going around and paying the copay, trying to fill in while there's Venezuelan migrants who are sitting around here taking away your spots.
[01:02:45]  It's terrible.
[01:02:46]  Get all the medication to save you and your family for less than a visit to the emergency room right now at twc.health slash offensive.
[01:02:52]  That's twc.h-e-al-t-h slash o-f-f-en-s-i-v-e.
[01:02:56]  And I don't know why it's still over here.
[01:02:58]  You can also get their first aid emergency kits as well.
[01:03:01]  Just throw one in there if you're going to get it.
[01:03:02]  Oh, does that have a defibrillator?
[01:03:04]  Yes.
[01:03:04]  No, it doesn't actually have a defibulator.
[01:03:06]  Okay.
[01:03:06]  Anyway, speaking of that, speaking of defibulations, I want to talk about this.
[01:03:10]  Okay, so let's close out that topic.
[01:03:12]  Oh, that's my script.
[01:03:15]  So the topic was the fact of, yes, it is wrong to be another country asking for money and giving them money.
[01:03:23]  I want to come to a conclusive reasoning.
[01:03:24]  It is wrong to do that.
[01:03:26]  And on the flip side of that, not only is that wrong, but if you want to prove that you're our ally, maybe Israel should not only give that money back, but also offer to send us several billion dollars to rebuild our cities, but they won't do that because they're not our ally.
[01:03:38]  They just take, they're a parasite.
[01:03:40]  They take money from us.
[01:03:40]  Right.
[01:03:41]  So it's Ukraine.
[01:03:42]  I'm not saying all, not all, not all Israelis are bad.
[01:03:44]  Many Israelis are probably great people.
[01:03:45]  And this is not a sight on ethnically Jewish people, but the government itself is parasitic.
[01:03:50]  No, no, no.
[01:03:51]  I'm saying in the audience that it's true to say that the Israeli government is parasitic to the United States taxpayer in that they take money and don't give us things back.
[01:03:59]  Well, I just think that U.S. is like so bad right now.
[01:04:02]  Like even I always see just like homeless people who are like clearly American, not like, you know, like immigrants necessarily.
[01:04:08]  And it's just like, why are we having these people on the street?
[01:04:11]  Or like you see like a veteran or something, like and they can't, you know, we can't help them, but then you can help everyone else around you.
[01:04:17]  And then with the hurricane, I think you really see it.
[01:04:19]  Well, yeah, and just to be fair, it's not to focus on one country too.
[01:04:22]  I mean, saying Israel's like this.
[01:04:24]  And someone pointed out in the comments, so we're almost every country, including Pakistan and NGOs, like the UN and stuff.
[01:04:29]  Like, meaning everyone's a parasite to the taxpayer.
[01:04:31]  They're just parasites.
[01:04:32]  Well, that's why it was like, I hate the UN.
[01:04:35]  And then, I mean, I think everyone takes advantage of the U.S., but I don't get it because we're broke.
[01:04:41]  Because we're not broke.
[01:04:42]  We owe debt.
[01:04:43]  Yeah, we owe debt.
[01:04:44]  But our currency is the global currency.
[01:04:45]  So we're never broke.
[01:04:47]  Until it's not, which I think that there is that whole, you know, bricks thing with Russia, China for a second.
[01:04:53]  It's harder than I think sometimes.
[01:04:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:55]  Like sometimes I'm like not expecting much.
[01:04:56]  And then, listen, I like pretend to be stupid a lot.
[01:05:01]  And then you're like, you know, by the way, the currency might be deflated due to an international banking cartel.
[01:05:05]  It's rivaling that of the Federal Reserve.
[01:05:07]  You know, Brazil's involved with it.
[01:05:08]  Perhaps, you know, they're trying to court people.
[01:05:09]  That's why they got deliberate.
[01:05:11]  Oh, shit, where'd you come from with that?
[01:05:12]  I know all about this stuff.
[01:05:14]  But yeah, no, I just think, and also I think everyone's like into like digital currencies, but also I think that they should be a little hesitant because also the federal government's going to want to control that.
[01:05:23]  But can they?
[01:05:23]  Because it's on blockchain?
[01:05:25]  Well, they can't control bricks, but they can control bricks through war, which is kind of what the Russian war is about.
[01:05:30]  The Ukraine war is about defeating the Russian power influence so you can create, recreate a dive or a split between the Axis powers.
[01:05:38]  Because remember, the current sanctions on Russia have made the economy stronger, right?
[01:05:43]  By the way, El Fanny said in a super chat and said, does Najee read Rumble Rants while streaming?
[01:05:47]  Yes, we do read them while streaming.
[01:05:48]  Oh, no.
[01:05:49]  Good to hear fertile women with offenseless demeanors.
[01:05:52]  That's true.
[01:05:53]  It's like usually fertile women are very offended by everything.
[01:05:56]  Women are wicked.
[01:05:57]  So like, I'm not worried about women.

=== Beautiful Women, Fake Noses (02:28) ===

[01:06:00]  offended women you've actually got a the person who was mad about you do want to be around good looking women You want to marry a good-looking woman, right?
[01:06:08]  If you're a single guy, that's how you marry one is you're around them.
[01:06:10]  You meet them and then you end up marrying one of them.
[01:06:12]  You don't like kidnap them is what you're saying.
[01:06:14]  Yeah.
[01:06:14]  Yeah, and then you chain them up and then you beat them until they subject themselves to you.
[01:06:17]  You call you Lord, and you put a burqa on them.
[01:06:21]  I left my buck at home.
[01:06:22]  Oh, no, but meaning, yeah, like, just don't find a woman who's a bitch, but also don't find a woman who's trying to be a man.
[01:06:30]  And by the way, conservative girls do exist out there, except for the fact just make sure you see if they're Jewish because you'll never be able to tell because Jewish women get nose jobs but have real tits, but white girls have fake tits, but they don't get nose jobs.
[01:06:43]  He said this in the beginning.
[01:06:44]  If you see a girl with nice tits and a nice nose, just ask her which one was fake.
[01:06:48]  If she says the nose is fake, she's Jewish.
[01:06:50]  If she says the tits are fake, she's a white girl.
[01:06:52]  Okay, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of lot of Jews.
[01:06:55]  A lot of them have their boobs done.
[01:06:58]  Really?
[01:06:58]  Yeah.
[01:06:59]  And their noses.
[01:07:00]  I don't think there's anything wrong with minor corrective surgeries because your image is the most important thing to you.
[01:07:08]  But what I do find out is I would be upset.
[01:07:10]  No, what I would be upset is if I got with a girl because she had these like A10 sort of features, right?
[01:07:15]  It was like contacts.
[01:07:16]  Like let's say if you married a girl because you're like, oh, like I like her eyes.
[01:07:19]  They're beautiful and they're blue, but they're just contacts.
[01:07:21]  Oh, yeah.
[01:07:22]  I don't see anything weird with wearing blue contacts.
[01:07:24]  Right.
[01:07:24]  But if you aren't honest with the person that you're with, that you've had work done, that could be brought because you're like, oh, I like this girl's face.
[01:07:31]  We might have cute offspring.
[01:07:32]  Yeah, I think that's weird.
[01:07:33]  That's creepy.
[01:07:34]  Like, I was shocked that I had a cute son.
[01:07:37]  That's a really cute little guy.
[01:07:38]  You were shocked.
[01:07:39]  Because I'm a very beautiful woman.
[01:07:41]  No, because you're a very beautiful woman.
[01:07:42]  I'm a little bit more careful.
[01:07:43]  You know what he said to me throughout the whole entire pregnancy about Firstborn Son?
[01:07:49]  I really hope he has my nose.
[01:07:52]  I really hope he has my nose.
[01:07:55]  It's true.
[01:07:55]  I was hoping that he had my nose.
[01:07:57]  I know.
[01:07:57]  I know I have a witch nose.
[01:07:59]  Kezia.
[01:07:59]  Elijah tells me all the time that sometimes you're a beautiful woman and just go like this.
[01:08:05]  Oh.
[01:08:07]  She just rides around on a broom at night.
[01:08:09]  Not a witch nose.
[01:08:09]  She just casts spells.
[01:08:11]  Okay, first of all, if you had that, you don't like, like, I don't like those noses.

=== Why We Left Sun Chips (15:33) ===

[01:08:15]  He thinks I would look better with a nose drop.
[01:08:17]  And I probably, how does that look, guys?
[01:08:20]  I know.
[01:08:20]  It would look terrible.
[01:08:22]  But that's just what I mean.
[01:08:23]  That's exactly what I'm doing.
[01:08:25]  I like the Jewish nose.
[01:08:26]  I'm keeping the Jewish nose.
[01:08:26]  That's exactly what you said.
[01:08:28]  I'm probably, I'm going to have a lot of kids, and one of them will probably have my nose.
[01:08:32]  And so I want them to not feel sad.
[01:08:36]  I want to be able to get a little bit of a little bit of a drink.
[01:08:36]  But it's a testament to your Jewish heritage, too.
[01:08:38]  It's like you're repping your heritage.
[01:08:40]  Well, Ryan DC also said that he loves meat in his mouth as we were eating that.
[01:08:44]  He sending a super chat to let people know before the show.
[01:08:47]  On top of that, Riley Peterson said, let's fucking go.
[01:08:48]  Just sign up for support on locals.
[01:08:50]  We'll be able to get censored TV content by supporting locals.
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[01:09:08]  Also said, Elijah is feeling gay again.
[01:09:10]  Thank you.
[01:09:11]  Thank you.
[01:09:11]  That's true.
[01:09:12]  Thank you very much.
[01:09:12]  I don't know why things are like glitching on the screen.
[01:09:15]  Is this on locals right now?
[01:09:16]  We're going to pick up the screen.
[01:09:16]  We're everywhere.
[01:09:17]  We're on Rumble.
[01:09:18]  We're on YouTube.
[01:09:18]  We're everywhere.
[01:09:20]  On X?
[01:09:22]  Yes, we're on X as well.
[01:09:23]  Wow.
[01:09:24]  Instagram?
[01:09:25]  Yeah, but we're going to go over to Rumble.
[01:09:26]  We're going to be going to Rumble, censored, and locals only for the second part of the show.
[01:09:31]  She's actually 40 weeks pregnant and giving birth bringing it.
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[01:10:07]  It's all up to date.
[01:10:08]  But plus, we're completely off the grid, meaning that we have our own servers and on Amazon.
[01:10:12]  We can't be like taken down.
[01:10:13]  We have DDOS attacks and different things.
[01:10:14]  People try to take us down.
[01:10:15]  So we have glitches occasionally.
[01:10:17]  And we're like in a bunker or two.
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[01:10:32]  So, the show will just be on Rumble, and then the last quarter of it will only be on Rumble, and that happens pretty soon after the next baby's born.
[01:10:40]  And so, we'll be moving in that direction where more of the show is going to be just on censored.
[01:10:44]  And then I guess it'll be on locals as well because I haven't figured out how to get you guys over there yet.
[01:10:49]  And like, not as well, but I just haven't figured it out yet.
[01:10:52]  Because I'm retarded and I've only been back to the country for a couple months.
[01:10:55]  And if you haven't noticed, we've had to like build a studio and we are building another sound room, and it's kind of crazy.
[01:11:00]  It's a great studio, it's pretty nice, right?
[01:11:02]  Yeah, it's a good studio.
[01:11:02]  All right, before we go there, I want to read a couple of the uh super chats here for the second half of the show, only on Rumble.
[01:11:06]  Oh, I see why.
[01:11:07]  Um, one said, uh, do you answer super chats on Rumble and on locals?
[01:11:12]  Uh, I answer them both on both, so we're here.
[01:11:15]  Primetime Pimp said, Hello, Shaver family.
[01:11:17]  We love Nagers and we love white moms.
[01:11:19]  Thank you, Cass.
[01:11:20]  Wow, that's cool, huh?
[01:11:22]  I love Doomsday Cracker said she was a nager lover.
[01:11:25]  That's good.
[01:11:26]  I like that.
[01:11:27]  She was a nagger lover.
[01:11:29]  Down here as well, Primetime Pimp said, Bro, don't bring up the Jewish banking cartel.
[01:11:32]  You're scaring the hoes.
[01:11:33]  That's actually the funny thing.
[01:11:34]  Is like you're you're not supposed to say that around hoes, dude.
[01:11:39]  It's true.
[01:11:40]  Actually, like, sometimes I feel like a little bit like interesting when there's like, well, because my wife's here, so I don't, I don't care, but like, um, like, we'll have like a girl on, and it's not for me, really.
[01:11:49]  Like, meaning like I don't care because I'm shameless and I've been doing like I've been pissing women off.
[01:11:54]  That's actually part of the whole problem.
[01:11:55]  That's why some of my shows don't exist.
[01:11:57]  But I, but I but I've been pissing women off for a long time, and I'm not pretty 1990s.
[01:12:05]  Three, three, uh, no, I've been pretty good at it.
[01:12:07]  However, like, I'll be sitting here with like a single guy will be on, and then there'll be like an attractive single girl, and I'm like talking about the Matrix.
[01:12:12]  And it's like, I'm like, I know they're on the show to do so, but I'm like, you know, it's hard if you're like a guy and you're single and there's a hot single girl and you're like on the show, like, do I really sit here and talk about banking cartels or do I just try to like have a drink with her after the show, which is what you'll always see?
[01:12:25]  That's why I did why I feel like I did really well on Fresh and Fit because I'm on with these single guys who are serious, like, you know, they like to dog on the hose, but they still like to get their iron domed, you know?
[01:12:35]  Oh, but wouldn't you, wouldn't you want a girl who's like down with the Matrix that they're not really, they're not actually, they just pretend to be to get male attention.
[01:12:45]  So the point is that, like, but you're like, you're planning your exit.
[01:12:48]  Like, it's like, it's like, oh, do I, do I start talking about banking cartels or is that cool, say a few one-liners and then share a drink after the show.
[01:12:54]  So that's like, what do you normally talk about with girls on a date then?
[01:12:58]  Not the Matrix and stuff.
[01:12:59]  Just like, you know, but what if they want to talk about the Matrix?
[01:13:02]  Lipstick?
[01:13:03]  You know, you pretend.
[01:13:04]  No, they don't.
[01:13:04]  They just want to talk to you about like astrology.
[01:13:07]  This is why I couldn't date these kind of girls from LA.
[01:13:10]  This is why I ended up finding Kez because I couldn't marry the girls in LA.
[01:13:13]  I'd go on dates with them.
[01:13:15]  And it was like, they would talk about astrology, your star sign mostly.
[01:13:19]  Oh my gosh, you're a Capricorn.
[01:13:20]  I don't even know what I'm doing.
[01:13:21]  What are we, though?
[01:13:22]  You're Aries.
[01:13:22]  We're Aries.
[01:13:24]  That's why we're similar.
[01:13:25]  Yes, correct.
[01:13:25]  We're Aries, right?
[01:13:26]  I don't even know what the fuck that means, but apparently we're similar.
[01:13:28]  We're the best sign, I'd say.
[01:13:32]  We're not talking about that shit, but the girls like to talk about astrology.
[01:13:35]  We can talk about this all day.
[01:13:36]  Yeah, but guys know what I'm talking about.
[01:13:37]  You don't talk with the girls about the Matrix.
[01:13:39]  But I talk about it like a scientific way.
[01:13:41]  Oh, yeah.
[01:13:41]  You're not like all the other girls, man.
[01:13:43]  I'm like a cool guy.
[01:13:44]  Someone had a notes comment that was so shallow to you.
[01:13:46]  It said, Pro tip: Never share your Coke with Kez.
[01:13:52]  That is horrific.
[01:13:54]  Who is this mean commenter, man?
[01:13:56]  Some fat lying she's got going there.
[01:13:59]  All right.
[01:14:00]  All right.
[01:14:00]  We'll see you guys over.
[01:14:01]  We're going to take a four-minute break.
[01:14:03]  Someone else said Kez is cute, and someone said Kez is a married lady, sir.
[01:14:06]  It's okay.
[01:14:07]  You can think.
[01:14:07]  Someone said Kez inhales and Columbia goes dry.
[01:14:14]  This is horrific.
[01:14:16]  I forgot your followers.
[01:14:18]  Someone said Elijah does look like he likes to talk about lipstick and lip.
[01:14:24]  Someone said Hitler was Aries.
[01:14:27]  He was actually a cat record.
[01:14:30]  I know that.
[01:14:30]  That's sick.
[01:14:33]  I think it's the same birthday as my sister.
[01:14:37]  All right.
[01:14:39]  We're going to be back in about four minutes.
[01:14:41]  We're taking a quick break.
[01:14:42]  We'll see you guys.
[01:14:43]  Do I have a BRB?
[01:14:43]  I think I do.
[01:14:44]  We'll see you guys over on Rumble and on censored only.
[01:14:46]  Go there, censored.tv and a rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
[01:14:50]  We'll see you there.
[01:14:51]  I think I have the thing.
[01:14:51]  Here we go.
[01:14:52]  Mazel Tov.
[01:22:20]  Why'd you push?
[01:22:23]  All right.
[01:22:24]  Welcome back to the part of the show.
[01:22:25]  It's a little bit more lighthearted.
[01:22:27]  So what's really interesting is, so some guy was at a, obviously you know Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
[01:22:34]  Oh, and Tim.
[01:22:36]  I'm sorry.
[01:22:36]  I'm going to stop after the show.
[01:22:37]  Yeah, I can mute you.
[01:22:39]  So you can chew your food there.
[01:22:42]  Since you're, you know, it's just a podcast.
[01:22:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:22:44]  Not a big deal.
[01:22:46]  Just a show.
[01:22:47]  Just crunch in everyone's ears.
[01:22:50]  Yeah, put it in the show so everyone can advertise sun chips.
[01:22:54]  Everyone, get your sun chips.
[01:22:56]  Get your seed oils.
[01:22:59]  Well, then why do you have to do that?
[01:23:00]  You guys are advertising brands and just saying, this show is sponsored by Burger King.
[01:23:04]  This segment on blacks in America is sponsored by Burger King.
[01:23:08]  You're going to get so screwed.
[01:23:11]  That'd be kind of funny.
[01:23:12]  All right.
[01:23:13]  This show's a parody.
[01:23:14]  So this guy, I don't know what I think about this.
[01:23:16]  So obviously people are mad because she endorsed Tim Walz and Kamala Harris.
[01:23:21]  And everyone knew that too.
[01:23:22]  Well, also, she's a witch.
[01:23:23]  Yeah, she's actually.
[01:23:25]  Do you think she's actually a witch?
[01:23:26]  She says she's a witch.
[01:23:27]  I just said she is.
[01:23:28]  Yeah, I didn't say that.
[01:23:29]  Yes.
[01:23:29]  Yeah, I think she said that she's a witch.

=== Australian Accent Wiggles (10:50) ===

[01:23:31]  Yeah, she literally said she's a witch.
[01:23:33]  And she like promotes witchcraft.
[01:23:35]  Yeah.
[01:23:36]  And a witch lifestyle.
[01:23:37]  Like singlehood, just like being like a 30-year-old single, childless woman with cats.
[01:23:43]  Everyone knows cats and witches go hand in hand, but they do.
[01:23:46]  Yeah, and then men who are into cats are scary.
[01:23:50]  How do you get, where are you off?
[01:23:51]  Can you move that way?
[01:23:52]  Move that.
[01:23:52]  Thank you.
[01:23:53]  Can you get like on your, can you get in your box?
[01:23:54]  Move.
[01:23:55]  Yeah, there you go.
[01:23:55]  Thank you.
[01:23:56]  Get in there.
[01:23:56]  Thank you.
[01:23:59]  I think men who have cats are so bizarre.
[01:24:01]  Like this one guy.
[01:24:02]  I can't trust him.
[01:24:03]  I was dating in LA.
[01:24:05]  Whoa.
[01:24:05]  Years ago.
[01:24:06]  Wow.
[01:24:08]  He was like, oh, meet at my apartment.
[01:24:11]  It was only the second day.
[01:24:12]  We weren't even fully dating.
[01:24:13]  And he had just these two cats that jumped out.
[01:24:16]  And it was like the biggest turn off.
[01:24:18]  Yeah, it was really weird to me.
[01:24:19]  Well, yeah, I agree to that as well because just the fact that if I ever meet a guy who's into cats or and vegan, I'm very suspicious that they're going to be a snake.
[01:24:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:24:30]  But you just can't trust a person who prefers cats over dogs.
[01:24:33]  Yeah.
[01:24:33]  Yeah.
[01:24:34]  And like they're going to turn into a snake or like they're sneaky like a snake.
[01:24:36]  Yeah, they're sneaky snakes.
[01:24:38]  But also, speaking of the devil, so someone got a signed guitar of Taylor Swift.
[01:24:45]  This man spent $4,000 on it.
[01:24:47]  You can get Taylor to sign the guitar.
[01:24:49]  To buy a signed guitar from Taylor Swift.
[01:24:51]  And here's what he did when he got it.
[01:24:54]  Because we don't need the role hanger.
[01:24:59]  Stop.
[01:25:00]  I knew it.
[01:25:10]  I do like the fact that someone's comments Speaking of liberals making funny comments, someone said, this is the kind of guy who complains that groceries are too high.
[01:25:19]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:19]  And he's like, which they are.
[01:25:22]  So true.
[01:25:22]  They are.
[01:25:22]  But it's like, you know, it's true.
[01:25:24]  Sometimes I complain about the cost of living, but I find really the problem with my line of work is, is that it does well when the world is in a bad condition.
[01:25:34]  Like when the world is doing better, I objectively do worse.
[01:25:38]  And that's just the truth.
[01:25:39]  Because I work, I manage news at two news agencies, like a video department, an entire news agency, and then I run a podcast about the problems of the world.
[01:25:47]  And so typically we will have more engagement when things aren't good because people want to know what's going on.
[01:25:52]  And that's just true.
[01:25:54]  But it's still, everything still is gay retarded.
[01:25:56]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:56]  So, I mean, I understand.
[01:25:57]  But I don't know what I think about this.
[01:25:59]  Because on one hand, I would not let my kids listen to Taylor Swift.
[01:26:01]  I would not.
[01:26:02]  That's a bad role model.
[01:26:04]  Your kids should not be listening to Taylor Swift, genuinely.
[01:26:07]  I think I don't like Taylor Swift at all.
[01:26:09]  And she really irritates me.
[01:26:11]  I respect her because she's made a lot of money.
[01:26:14]  But I do think to me.
[01:26:16]  I mean, I was waiting for that.
[01:26:19]  I mean, I just do.
[01:26:20]  Sorry, sue me.
[01:26:22]  But I also think there's way worse music to listen to than Taylor Swift.
[01:26:26]  Like, what's that like Sexy Red, for instance?
[01:26:29]  Oh, Sexy Red says that she gets men to eat her out on her period.
[01:26:33]  Oh, Laja.
[01:26:34]  Yeah.
[01:26:38]  In our house, we mostly just listen to the wiggles.
[01:26:41]  That's true.
[01:26:42]  Also, classical.
[01:26:44]  Hot potato slap.
[01:26:46]  Potato.
[01:26:46]  Hot potato.
[01:26:51]  Top potato.
[01:26:55]  Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.
[01:26:57]  Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo, wiggle, wiggle.
[01:27:00]  I don't even know this one.
[01:27:00]  We listen to Australian kids' tunes, you know.
[01:27:02]  Oh, yeah, that's good.
[01:27:03]  It's the wiggles.
[01:27:04]  The wiggles is not Australian.
[01:27:05]  I know about the wiggles.
[01:27:06]  I just don't listen to them.
[01:27:07]  It's an Australian classic.
[01:27:08]  Oh, they're Australian.
[01:27:09]  Yes.
[01:27:10]  Yes.
[01:27:10]  Them and Bluey.
[01:27:12]  Oh, yeah.
[01:27:13]  Bluey is Australian.
[01:27:14]  Australia makes kids' shows.
[01:27:16]  Bluey's good, right?
[01:27:17]  It's like a non-kids show.
[01:27:19]  I think they started doing all of this.
[01:27:21]  Speaking of the Australians, speaking of the Australians, this is a parody, but this guy is trying to teach an Australian how to say narrow properly.
[01:27:28]  Well, I know him, that comedian.
[01:27:30]  Yeah, he's funny, right?
[01:27:30]  He loves it.
[01:27:31]  How to teach an Australian to pronounce no.
[01:27:34]  Let's begin.
[01:27:36]  Repeat after me.
[01:27:38]  No.
[01:27:40]  Nori.
[01:27:42]  That is not correct.
[01:27:45]  No.
[01:27:45]  Spelt N-O.
[01:27:47]  Nar.
[01:27:49]  No.
[01:27:51]  Nor.
[01:27:52]  That is actually spelt N-A-U-W-E-R-E-D-I-G-H.
[01:27:58]  Say no.
[01:28:00]  Nor.
[01:28:01]  No.
[01:28:04]  Oh.
[01:28:05]  No.
[01:28:07]  Nor.
[01:28:10]  Wow.
[01:28:12]  Everyone else in the world can say no.
[01:28:16]  Australians are hopeless.
[01:28:17]  Thank you so much.
[01:28:18]  Thank you for watching.
[01:28:20]  Coming amen.
[01:28:22]  Yeah, the Australian accent is brutal.
[01:28:24]  You guys do that to all our women.
[01:28:26]  No, Ken doesn't really have an Australian accent.
[01:28:28]  I don't think so.
[01:28:29]  Mine is not strong.
[01:28:30]  I say I'm strong.
[01:28:31]  No.
[01:28:32]  Oh, you can do it.
[01:28:33]  I can say it.
[01:28:34]  Yeah, but girls do bong on the narrow.
[01:28:37]  It's like a Valley girl accent, kind of like.
[01:28:40]  Yeah.
[01:28:40]  Where it's not, it's how I say like a lot because I'm from LA.
[01:28:43]  No.
[01:28:43]  So I say like a lot, but that's not most Americans don't say like a lot.
[01:28:46]  It's just people from the city.
[01:28:47]  Yeah.
[01:28:48]  You know?
[01:28:48]  Yeah.
[01:28:49]  So when they say narrow, like it's like girls like, and I was like, damn, I was like, nah.
[01:28:53]  Like, it's a very, it's a very annoying accent.
[01:28:56]  It's worse than the bogus.
[01:28:57]  I like the bogans.
[01:28:58]  Shout out to Dusty Bogan.
[01:29:00]  I like how you guys say povos.
[01:29:02]  Povo people?
[01:29:03]  Povo.
[01:29:04]  Povo.
[01:29:04]  Yeah.
[01:29:05]  I started using that.
[01:29:06]  Did you?
[01:29:06]  I don't know if that's British showing.
[01:29:08]  People are just writing, you stupid cunt.
[01:29:10]  They're like, you stupid.
[01:29:13]  All right.
[01:29:14]  Moving along, you guys asked for some lighthearted videos here just took a lot of time.
[01:29:17]  Great question.
[01:29:18]  Yeah.
[01:29:19]  Can you say cunt?
[01:29:21]  Like there?
[01:29:21]  Is that like a like, is that like hey?
[01:29:23]  No.
[01:29:24]  Every guy I talk to calls me a cunt.
[01:29:26]  They're like, well, where are they like?
[01:29:26]  I'll cut you like cussing.
[01:29:28]  Like when I'm at the gym, everyone's a cunt.
[01:29:30]  Everybody's fine.
[01:29:32]  You just don't want to be called a shit cunt.
[01:29:34]  Oh, no.
[01:29:34]  No, that means you're a faggot.
[01:29:36]  No, that can be a nice thing.
[01:29:36]  No, that means you're a faggot.
[01:29:38]  Oh, it depends on content.
[01:29:39]  Because I feel like they're not going to be like, you fuck it.
[01:29:42]  You can say, oh, you shit cup.
[01:29:43]  Shit cunt.
[01:29:44]  Unless they say it in a positive way.
[01:29:47]  No.
[01:29:48]  You can say shit cunt in a positive way.
[01:29:50]  Yeah, you're like, oh, you fag.
[01:29:51]  You can say your friends.
[01:29:52]  Like, oh, stop being a fag.
[01:29:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:29:54]  If you've nicely.
[01:29:54]  I'm like, yeah, I'm going to get fired.
[01:29:55]  This is like all of them from my own company list.
[01:30:00]  Well, you can't say, you know, these are just words.
[01:30:02]  What are you, a black person?
[01:30:02]  Listen.
[01:30:03]  Afraid of words?
[01:30:04]  I'm black.
[01:30:04]  It's still a cuss.
[01:30:06]  And it's still an appropriate word.
[01:30:07]  But just because Australians are a little bit more chillaxed, they take a step.
[01:30:11]  it used to be though too but it's still like when you meet bogans they do say cunt and lot a bogan is like a like a redneck is it like Like a hobo, but there's a lot of bogans because it's still like low people who are.
[01:30:21]  No, no, no.
[01:30:22]  Here's my yucky.
[01:30:23]  No, First of all, everyone's lower class in Australia, but yet everyone's richer than here.
[01:30:28]  No, trust me.
[01:30:29]  Meaning, like a richest country.
[01:30:30]  Everyone's like on the same playing field.
[01:30:32]  Yeah, they're not materialistic, right?
[01:30:34]  So you can get a small little two-bedroom, one bath, million dollars.
[01:30:36]  You know, it's very different culture.
[01:30:38]  So, but 18 almost.
[01:30:39]  Yeah, and the you know, like, you know, it's like 120 from like a Toyota SUV, right?
[01:30:44]  Like a Land Cruiser or whatever.
[01:30:45]  120k?
[01:30:46]  Yeah, but listen, listen, listen.
[01:30:48]  The beamers, it's like 220 for like a nice beamer.
[01:30:51]  It's terrible.
[01:30:51]  But here's the deal.
[01:30:52]  It's like, yeah.
[01:30:53]  So I didn't look at McLaren's over there.
[01:30:55]  We were a million dollars.
[01:30:56]  Ridiculous shit.
[01:30:58]  But no, they'd be like $480, $370 here.
[01:31:01]  Yeah, but then you get the 40% tax.
[01:31:03]  Pocket change.
[01:31:03]  No, but you get that.
[01:31:05]  It's a Jewish in you.
[01:31:09]  God help herself.
[01:31:11]  You know, I really respect her for the money.
[01:31:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:31:13]  McLaren's her pocket chain.
[01:31:15]  She's a witch, but she makes a lot of money.
[01:31:18]  So we should promote interracial marriage while we're at it.
[01:31:22]  Everyone should marry black people if you're white.
[01:31:25]  No, but I was going to say is on that.
[01:31:28]  When I was there, what I feel like is that there is a good portion, even if they are a little bit apolitical, of the blokes, of the boys, who kind of like see the shifting tide of things becoming effeminate.
[01:31:40]  And they've stood on and embraced the masculine Australian culture of being outdoorsy, of having your truck lifted.
[01:31:47]  They're respectful of all guys in Australia.
[01:31:48]  No, no, they're not, though.
[01:31:50]  They're about half straight fags.
[01:31:52]  And then there's like this, but there's like maybe 30% of guys, 40%, maybe it's less than half, but who like they're very masculine.
[01:31:59]  Like the gyms are full, bodybuilding's alive and well.
[01:32:03]  Like they're healthy and they still talk like that and they're still into, you know, there are still the broads and things.
[01:32:09]  They're not buying into this woke culture, but still they're afraid for their life.
[01:32:12]  So if you put them on camera and said, like, do you support everything?
[01:32:16]  They would say yes.
[01:32:17]  But behind the scenes, the boys are still the boys.
[01:32:19]  Kind of.
[01:32:19]  I got it.
[01:32:20]  Like, the locker room talk is still alive.
[01:32:23]  And it's still, and the girls are still into it and whatever, but it's not the majority culturing.
[01:32:27]  So they're phonies.
[01:32:28]  The fag culture, because Australia is one of the only countries I know of where literally the majority of people just live in the cities.
[01:32:33]  Like America is a pretty split rural city.
[01:32:35]  So is China.
[01:32:36]  But in Australia, it's like everybody lives around the districts of the cities.
[01:32:39]  I mean, there's rural people, but it's a majority live in the cities.
[01:32:41]  The country is just desert and empty.
[01:32:43]  Yeah, but America, but that's why you know if they were white longer than they are today, they would have colonized it.
[01:32:48]  But now they've let too many non-whites and the white people don't colonize.
[01:32:51]  They just take resources and then destroy.
[01:32:54]  Is it mainly white there?
[01:32:56]  For not much longer.
[01:32:57]  For maybe 30 more years.
[01:32:58]  Yeah.
[01:33:00]  It was started as a white nationalist haven, like Rhodesia and South Africa to be a country for white people.
[01:33:04]  It was actually more British than Britain, but now it's become this like woke where they apologize every day.
[01:33:12]  That was shocking to me during COVID when I learned about Australia.
[01:33:14]  Yeah.
[01:33:14]  And I talked to you, Kazian.
[01:33:16]  I was like, that is the total opposite of what I thought Australia was.
[01:33:19]  Yeah.
[01:33:19]  Australia sometimes surprises me too.
[01:33:23]  Wow.
[01:33:24]  Someone said accurate statements.
[01:33:25]  I don't know if that's about what we were saying here, but I don't know.
[01:33:28]  Okay, well, anyway, all I was going to say was, is speaking of pure cringe.
[01:33:31]  So you know how libs are in this massive circle jerk where they get you ever like because I've lived around libs my entire life.
[01:33:39]  And like the reason why they treat you poorly as a conservative is because they don't even believe conservatives exist.
[01:33:43]  You're like a movie.
[01:33:44]  They're movie characters in their own life.
[01:33:45]  They all think they're in a movie.
[01:33:47]  They watch so much Netflix that they think there's some protagonist in the movie.
[01:33:50]  And bitch, I know that you've thought that you're a protagonist in the movie.
[01:33:53]  I know you think that.
[01:33:54]  I know you think you're in a movie.
[01:33:57]  You think you're in a movie?
[01:33:58]  Like genuinely?
[01:33:59]  Yeah, you do.
[01:34:01]  Actually, not at all.
[01:34:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:34:03]  I think I'm just like a kind of a bizarre person.
[01:34:05]  You're a side character.
[01:34:06]  But it's not a side.

=== Born in LA (10:13) ===

[01:34:09]  Yeah.
[01:34:10]  Anyway.
[01:34:11]  At least we have me.
[01:34:13]  No, I've never once in my life consciously thought even living in LA for 10 years.
[01:34:16]  I'm not sure if I can do it.
[01:34:17]  Yeah, she moved to LA voluntarily.
[01:34:18]  I just happened to be born there.
[01:34:20]  It was unfortunate.
[01:34:21]  I happened to be born there.
[01:34:22]  Anyone who moves to LA to become an actor or comedian thinks that they're not.
[01:34:25]  They're in a film.
[01:34:26]  They do.
[01:34:26]  Maybe you grew up out of it, but you were like, I'm going to be a star.
[01:34:29]  For 100%.
[01:34:30]  Okay.
[01:34:30]  Oh.
[01:34:31]  100%.
[01:34:32]  She just defended herself.
[01:34:33]  But I was in a movie, and then she's like, I want you to be a star.
[01:34:36]  That's my mentality.
[01:34:37]  They all secretly want to be a star.
[01:34:39]  They think they're like a movie.
[01:34:40]  Yeah, that's what.
[01:34:41]  Well, then I realized I wasn't narcissistic enough.
[01:34:43]  So it didn't work.
[01:34:45]  See, but I was born retarded.
[01:34:46]  So the problem with that is I was born into the LA lifestyle, so I have a lot of it in my blood.
[01:34:50]  Like it's from the water.
[01:34:51]  I used to drink a lot of tap water growing up.
[01:34:52]  Oh, that makes sense.
[01:34:53]  I think the activism makes everyone a little gay.
[01:34:55]  Yeah, for sure.
[01:34:55]  But also, I'm not retarded or narcissistic.
[01:34:58]  So it's not a good combo.
[01:35:00]  I have to censor her.
[01:35:01]  Why?
[01:35:02]  Why?
[01:35:03]  It's like some people censor words.
[01:35:04]  I just censor her image.
[01:35:09]  All right.
[01:35:10]  I want to play this video here.
[01:35:11]  Because what's funny is, so you know how they, you know, how January 6th, like, they think they say it's worse than 9-11 and it's worse than the Civil War.
[01:35:18]  Yeah.
[01:35:18]  Well, no, they've made a play on Broadway about January 6th.
[01:35:21]  No, please stop it.
[01:35:22]  No, no, no.
[01:35:24]  Why aren't you starring in this show, Megan?
[01:35:27]  That would have been so good.
[01:35:28]  Who would you have played?
[01:35:30]  AOC.
[01:35:31]  AOC.
[01:35:32]  Yeah.
[01:35:33]  Like, really?
[01:35:33]  Yeah, that would have been good.
[01:35:34]  Let me do that again.
[01:35:35]  Yeah, I was like, men will pay to hear that again.
[01:35:37]  No, no, no.
[01:35:39]  That was too much for me.
[01:35:41]  Okay, that's a different play.
[01:35:42]  That's a different play.
[01:35:43]  That was a different play.
[01:35:43]  I didn't want to go to the show.
[01:35:44]  It was more like exasperated.
[01:35:46]  I already dumb not reading the chat because the chat is unclean.
[01:35:49]  Okay.
[01:35:49]  I'm a good son.
[01:35:50]  Why is everyone so sexual?
[01:35:52]  Because they're men, and that's good.
[01:35:53]  That means they have testosterone.
[01:35:54]  Continue being sexual, men.
[01:35:55]  Carry on.
[01:35:56]  Here we go.
[01:35:56]  Down on everyone who is there.
[01:35:57]  You know that's right.
[01:35:58]  You know that.
[01:36:00]  Stop videos and cell phones.
[01:36:02]  Government's closing in.
[01:36:04]  Wasn't that, you know, bad?
[01:36:06]  I don't care.
[01:36:07]  And why?
[01:36:08]  How can you not care?
[01:36:09]  Because I didn't break any laws.
[01:36:10]  Tell me the law I broke.
[01:36:11]  You smashed through police barricades and you overtook the United States, Captain.
[01:36:16]  I didn't break any law.
[01:36:17]  You carried your weapon on the federal ground.
[01:36:19]  Okay.
[01:36:20]  Okay.
[01:36:21]  Okay, I carried my weapon on the federal grounds that we own, that American citizens own.
[01:36:25]  Paying taxes gives you no right.
[01:36:26]  I like pay taxes.
[01:36:28]  What?
[01:36:28]  I have every constitutional right to carry a weapon and take over Congress.
[01:36:33]  Just because a law is written doesn't mean it's the right law.
[01:36:38]  We went in there.
[01:36:39]  They scurried away like rats and hit.
[01:36:42]  That is how you do it.
[01:36:44]  What?
[01:36:45]  That was a scene from the new off-Broadway play, Fatherland, which opened last week.
[01:36:51]  Down on everyone who was there.
[01:36:52]  You know that's right.
[01:36:54]  You know that.
[01:36:54]  That's the dangly.
[01:36:55]  And dangly earring.
[01:36:57]  And like the old, like choking up, like you overacting.
[01:37:00]  Yeah.
[01:37:00]  Yeah, this is supposed to be what?
[01:37:01]  An FBI agent with a dangly like so it's all so it's the father.
[01:37:05]  It's all about January 6th.
[01:37:07]  That's his son.
[01:37:08]  The son is like, no, no, no, dad, you're a criminal.
[01:37:11]  Yeah, it might be about the son who turned in his dad.
[01:37:14]  100%.
[01:37:14]  And they're fighting and the son is.
[01:37:16]  That really happened, by the way.
[01:37:17]  The lib son turned in his dad.
[01:37:18]  I saw that.
[01:37:19]  Yeah.
[01:37:19]  And the son, he's gay, right?
[01:37:21]  He wasn't.
[01:37:22]  He was a homo.
[01:37:22]  Yeah.
[01:37:22]  100%.
[01:37:23]  Yeah.
[01:37:24]  Thaggler.
[01:37:27]  All right.
[01:37:28]  Anyway.
[01:37:30]  Yes, Obama is the Antichrist.
[01:37:32]  That's really sad.
[01:37:33]  That makes me want to leave.
[01:37:35]  Relatable sound, Brian.
[01:37:37]  Relatable sound.
[01:37:39]  Relatable sound.
[01:37:41]  One time someone said, this show's gone downhill.
[01:37:43]  I said, this show never was uphill.
[01:37:45]  You know what I mean?
[01:37:46]  Like, you've been deceived, sir.
[01:37:48]  If you've ever thought that this show was uphill, that's Brian.
[01:37:51]  That's Brian.
[01:37:52]  I push your buttons, you push mine, and Brian pushes those.
[01:37:54]  Let's keep going.
[01:37:55]  No, but it's true.
[01:37:56]  I'm the button man.
[01:37:57]  Yeah, Brian's the button man.
[01:37:59]  But I've been laughing at this stuff for a long time.
[01:38:00]  You've just gotten more cynical and you don't realize that the world has gotten to a point where it's not funny anymore.
[01:38:05]  You know what I mean?
[01:38:06]  But you still have to laugh.
[01:38:07]  Here's the thing.
[01:38:08]  You have to laugh at this stuff because there's nothing else you can do.
[01:38:10]  You can either murder your politicians or laugh.
[01:38:13]  So I've chose laughing because I'm not promoting murdering people.
[01:38:17]  I'm just saying the only way out of this is a bloody revolution or laughing.
[01:38:20]  And as of right now, I'm laughing.
[01:38:21]  I mean, I'd laugh, yeah.
[01:38:22]  Yeah.
[01:38:26]  Until the money.
[01:38:28]  I'd rather laugh at you.
[01:38:29]  Obviously, I'm joking when I say all this.
[01:38:31]  I'm just joking.
[01:38:32]  But here we go.
[01:38:34]  So this is also funny, too.
[01:38:36]  This is really sad.
[01:38:37]  I can't believe that's real.
[01:38:38]  That really makes me uncomfortable.
[01:38:39]  So this makes me uncomfortable, too.
[01:38:41]  So Kamala Harris was asked by two former NBA players about her economic plans.
[01:38:45]  Oh, no.
[01:38:45]  This is a disaster of an answer.
[01:38:48]  Because you know that's who should I be asking her.
[01:38:50]  Yeah, listen.
[01:38:50]  No, no, but when NBA players understand more about the economy.
[01:38:54]  Yeah, when NBA players play, they do.
[01:38:55]  Yes.
[01:38:55]  So they ask her about her plan.
[01:38:57]  Listen to how disastrous this is.
[01:38:59]  She deflects into a backstory about growing up above of daycare.
[01:39:02]  Why does she keep talking about growing up when you ask her about the fucking economy?
[01:39:05]  Yeah, watch this.
[01:39:05]  Watch this.
[01:39:06]  Going from a show to a whole entire company.
[01:39:08]  What is your kind of your economic plan moving forward for people who are living paycheck to paycheck and struggling for groceries and rent and homeowners?
[01:39:17]  Can I see how dystopian it is real fast of asking this, you have like, you know, multi-millionaires here in Kamala in like a palatial palace in like $50,000 custom suits talk about what we do about people who can't afford groceries.
[01:39:30]  Clothes are like unusual.
[01:39:31]  Why is he dressed like a checkerboard?
[01:39:32]  Because black people, that's an NBA thing.
[01:39:34]  That's an NBA.
[01:39:34]  And NFL does it too.
[01:39:36]  Also, though, can I say something?
[01:39:37]  No.
[01:39:38]  Kamala, I'm going to ask it anyways.
[01:39:39]  Kamala's outfits drive me crazy along with Hillary Clinton.
[01:39:42]  Like, why can't liberal politicians just dress?
[01:39:44]  Like a girl?
[01:39:44]  They have a lot of people.
[01:39:45]  Yeah, let's just say a girl dressed up.
[01:39:46]  No, but like Melania dressed so elegantly.
[01:39:48]  Like why do they always wear the freaking pantsuits?
[01:39:50]  Because they've got to be a big men.
[01:39:53]  Yeah.
[01:39:53]  She drives me nuts.
[01:39:54]  Okay, so here it is.
[01:39:55]  For groceries and rent and homeowners.
[01:39:59]  So look, I grew up.
[01:40:01]  So my sister and I were raised by our mother.
[01:40:04]  We lived for a long time in an apartment on top of a child care center.
[01:40:10]  That child care center was actually owned by a woman who lived two doors down from us, Mrs. Shelton, who was by all of our accounts and feelings, our second mother.
[01:40:22]  She helped raise us.
[01:40:23]  Boring.
[01:40:24]  And so she was a small business owner.
[01:40:26]  So I'll start with the small business and congratulations on what you guys are.
[01:40:30]  I from the child knew who our small business owners are, right?
[01:40:34]  I mean, you're business owners.
[01:40:35]  Come on, but you're also civic leaders.
[01:40:37]  You take seriously your voice and how you can mentor, how you can grow, right?
[01:40:43]  Communities and the sense of communities.
[01:40:46]  I love our small businesses.
[01:40:47]  And so a lot of my work living and growing up.
[01:40:51]  Growing has focused on small businesses.
[01:40:55]  And my vision overall is we need to build an opportunity economy in which we increase opportunity for all.
[01:41:01]  Right, but you want price control.
[01:41:02]  A lot of my work even in the Senate was about increasing access to capital through our small businesses.
[01:41:06]  By the way, that's like a $10,000 necklace.
[01:41:09]  Yeah, but it's so cool how she could turn the whole question just so.
[01:41:11]  So I've been responsible for billions of dollars more now going into our community banks because they're in the community.
[01:41:18]  What the fuck is she talking about?
[01:41:20]  I don't know.
[01:41:21]  It's a disaster.
[01:41:22]  Disaster.
[01:41:23]  Do they like, after she finishes her story, do they be like, wow, that's such a cool story?
[01:41:28]  So how?
[01:41:29]  What did you show a message to the American people who are, let me just like re-ask the question.
[01:41:34]  But also, I feel like it makes me crazy how dumb Americans are when they listen to that because they don't understand what she's going to do.
[01:41:40]  Like she's going to bankrupt the country.
[01:41:42]  Like she wants her economic policies are a disaster.
[01:41:47]  She also doesn't even know what she's talking about.
[01:41:48]  Like her economic advisor.
[01:41:50]  Did you read that?
[01:41:51]  There was like, or see that?
[01:41:52]  There was like an interview with her top economic advisor and he literally didn't even understand like inflation.
[01:41:57]  Yeah.
[01:41:58]  100%.
[01:41:59]  Yeah.
[01:41:59]  Like really.
[01:42:01]  Well, they also, well, the intention is to destroy the country.
[01:42:04]  By the way, a couple of these super chats.
[01:42:07]  No.
[01:42:07]  A couple of super chats to close out the show here.
[01:42:10]  Life Fanny said, What these chicks think, what these chicks think of Nick Fuentes and his Groipers.
[01:42:17]  Will him and his Groipers procreate?
[01:42:20]  I don't know.
[01:42:20]  What do you think of Nick Fuentes and his Groipers?
[01:42:23]  You don't want me to talk about that.
[01:42:24]  Oh, you're going to have your own opinion.
[01:42:25]  I mean, you, I mean, I just think they're just sad and lonely.
[01:42:29]  Okay, that's your opinion.
[01:42:30]  I feel bad for them, to be honest.
[01:42:32]  A lot of them are wealthy and married and have kids and stuff.
[01:42:34]  You know that, right?
[01:42:34]  No.
[01:42:35]  I know quite a few of them.
[01:42:36]  No, no, I don't know them.
[01:42:37]  I'm not saying I don't know them.
[01:42:38]  Yeah, I'm saying I know them.
[01:42:39]  Is it because you're talking about yourself?
[01:42:40]  No, I'm not.
[01:42:41]  I know that part of anything.
[01:42:42]  No, no.
[01:42:43]  I just think a lot of them just parrot what he says, but they don't necessarily know what they're talking about.
[01:42:48]  But that's part of any movement.
[01:42:49]  And how are they sad?
[01:42:51]  I just think the whole extreme red pill community is a little sad.
[01:42:55]  They're very lonely.
[01:42:56]  I don't think Fuente has anything to do with the Red Pills movement.
[01:42:58]  He doesn't like women.
[01:42:59]  I think they hate women.
[01:43:00]  Well, he does.
[01:43:01]  I mean, they are.
[01:43:02]  A lot of them are voluntary insel.
[01:43:04]  A lot of them are.
[01:43:05]  Are what?
[01:43:05]  Or voluntary incel.
[01:43:06]  I mean, like, they don't like they will procreate with women because Nick recently told them that they need to now.
[01:43:11]  That's good.
[01:43:12]  I think that's an improvement.
[01:43:12]  He's promoting.
[01:43:13]  I think that's an improvement.
[01:43:14]  That's an improvement.
[01:43:16]  But I don't know if they're sad.
[01:43:18]  But why wouldn't young men be sad?
[01:43:20]  I mean, like, why wouldn't they be sad?
[01:43:22]  Women fucking suck today.
[01:43:23]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:24]  Oh, good.
[01:43:24]  All right.
[01:43:24]  I'm saying, like, because women do kind of suck today, right?
[01:43:26]  But also, men are kind of bitches too.
[01:43:28]  You know what I mean?
[01:43:29]  You know, like, everyone's got to be a little more of a sit cunt and not a shit cunt.
[01:43:35]  I think feminism started it, and then men have gone along, and now we're just at this impasse and just not a good spot.
[01:43:41]  A lot of it is also, you know, I don't know.
[01:43:43]  Anyway, but anyway, what do you think?
[01:43:45]  Any opinion?
[01:43:46]  I don't pretty much have much opinion about that.
[01:43:49]  I don't really know that.
[01:43:50]  I'm just like, I feel like I'm going to get attacked now, huh?
[01:43:52]  Don't stay on the internet.
[01:43:53]  I don't know them well enough.
[01:43:54]  She's not on the internet.
[01:43:55]  You're on the internet.
[01:43:56]  She's not on the internet.
[01:43:56]  But I don't spend that, like, I really don't know the Grouper community well at all.
[01:44:00]  Like, just from a few tweets I've seen.
[01:44:02]  You know what it is?
[01:44:02]  I feel like they're misunderstood because, like, I get the joke.

=== Internet Humor 101 (03:54) ===

[01:44:06]  Like, when I see someone named like Hale Hitler rape Grouper 69 years old, I get that.
[01:44:13]  Like, I understand that humor.
[01:44:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:44:14]  It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like 10 years ago internet humor.
[01:44:18]  It's like 4chan humor.
[01:44:19]  I was just going to say, it kind of is like 4chan.
[01:44:20]  Yeah, it's like, it's just, it's just like when you grow up and like, you know, it's just like stick death or when you have any of these adult swim shows from 2007 or something, where it's just being a bit like ridiculous for the sake of it.
[01:44:33]  Like, I understand the humor.
[01:44:34]  It's internet culture.
[01:44:35]  Yeah.
[01:44:35]  But people get really, you know, bent up over this stuff.
[01:44:38]  Like, they take this stuff too to heart.
[01:44:40]  Like, where it's like, it's like, this guy is named Rape Greyper.
[01:44:42]  How could I take you seriously?
[01:44:43]  It's like, that's the joke.
[01:44:44]  They got you to talk about it.
[01:44:45]  You know what I mean?
[01:44:46]  Like, you're a serious guy with a PhD crying on the internet about a guy named Rape Grieper.
[01:44:51]  Like, that's kind of funny, right?
[01:44:52]  Yeah.
[01:44:52]  They got you.
[01:44:53]  They got you.
[01:44:54]  It's like James Lindsey freaking, you know, collapsing about Michael the Archangel.
[01:44:57]  Like, that was gross.
[01:44:58]  Oh, he did?
[01:44:59]  Yeah, he's been crying on the internet for a while now.
[01:45:01]  It's perfect.
[01:45:02]  What did Trump post it?
[01:45:03]  Yeah, he's an atheist, but he's been crying about it.
[01:45:05]  And it's been, we're not going to have time to go over it tonight, but maybe I'll go over it on Wednesday.
[01:45:10]  It's been one of the best.
[01:45:10]  I'll come back, yeah.
[01:45:11]  It's been one of the best collapses I've ever seen in my mind.
[01:45:15]  I'm inviting me back.
[01:45:16]  We would love to come back.
[01:45:19]  It's been one of the best collapses I've ever seen in all of history where it's like he's an atheist and he's like, he's taken it upon himself.
[01:45:25]  So what I've kind of said here, so I like James, and I've known him for many years.
[01:45:29]  I've spoken with him on stage.
[01:45:30]  You don't need to come back Wednesday.
[01:45:31]  Let's just get into it right now.
[01:45:32]  No, no, no.
[01:45:35]  It's almost like what I said is that he's poised himself as some sort of a gatekeeper of the conservative right-wing movement when he's not right-wing, nor is he conservative or even religious.
[01:45:45]  He's an atheist.
[01:45:46]  It's kind of like other people I've worked with who were atheists and feminists and then got offended by the conservative movement, quit, rage, quit, and made a bitch fit publicly about it.
[01:45:53]  He's doing the same thing, basically.
[01:45:54]  He's in the same thing where he's going like, why are Christians praying to Michael the Archangel?
[01:45:58]  And why are, why is, why is wait, why is, why is Jordan Peterson and people having prayers and Tucker Carlson?
[01:46:05]  And why is Trump praying?
[01:46:06]  It's like, yeah, because people aren't religious.
[01:46:07]  And it's like someone being like, I don't understand.
[01:46:09]  Like, I just went to the strip club and there were boobs everywhere.
[01:46:11]  Like, what are these girls don't even have clothes on?
[01:46:12]  You're like, Yeah, you're in the strip club.
[01:46:15]  My brain is blown.
[01:46:16]  There's naked women doing their dancing and shit.
[01:46:18]  Like, put some clothes on.
[01:46:19]  It's like, no, that's a strip club.
[01:46:20]  It's like he's going, like, conservative Christians are conservative and Christian.
[01:46:24]  And he's put himself.
[01:46:25]  I said, it reminds me of when Obama used to give medals of valor to like Ellen DeGeneres.
[01:46:29]  Yeah, I just remember that.
[01:46:30]  I forgot that she's, yeah, he gave her one.
[01:46:32]  But he's doing, but he's Obama and Eleanor Generes giving himself the medals and being like, he thinks he's like some like watchtower, like warning us everyone on the right-wing movement.
[01:46:41]  I'm not even conservative, but I still feel bad.
[01:46:44]  Like, it's like, dude, do you think conservatives take you seriously?
[01:46:46]  So I said, he's wondering why no one takes what he's saying seriously.
[01:46:48]  He's like, they're not heeding my warnings.
[01:46:50]  It's like, well, you're not in any position to be warning anyone.
[01:46:52]  You're an atheist.
[01:46:52]  You're liberal.
[01:46:53]  You're too religious.
[01:46:54]  What is like a pro-Israel atheist liberal wondering why anti-Israel conservative Christians are not in support of him?
[01:47:01]  It's like, it's like Netanyahu crying and not wondering why the dissident American right doesn't like Israel.
[01:47:05]  It's like, do you not understand what they believe?
[01:47:06]  Like, you're not the one to warn them.
[01:47:08]  I feel bad because he's a smart guy, but he's sort of lost.
[01:47:10]  Like, Jonathan Pagot was commenting on this too.
[01:47:13]  He's in a fight with Jonathan Pagot on this.
[01:47:15]  Really?
[01:47:15]  I've gotten some very public fights.
[01:47:16]  We're like back and forth with James on this stuff.
[01:47:19]  It was funny, actually.
[01:47:19]  One of my just having so much fun with this stuff because I like to just rape graper troll kind of things too.
[01:47:24]  You know what I mean?
[01:47:25]  I like to do that.
[01:47:25]  Half of what I read on the internet.
[01:47:26]  I'm going to change my username to that.
[01:47:28]  Derape Groiper?
[01:47:29]  You should.
[01:47:30]  You should become Rape Rape Groper.
[01:47:32]  I'll think about it.
[01:47:33]  Yeah.
[01:47:33]  69.
[01:47:34]  That's out of my notes.
[01:47:36]  Rape Groiper.
[01:47:37]  If you follow me here, guys, if you had a 69 at the end, it makes it better, I think.
[01:47:41]  Wow.
[01:47:42]  Hey, Tony, you're on error on slightly offensive.
[01:47:44]  are you doing?

=== Shout Out to the Rest (08:53) ===

[01:47:45]  Just fart into the mic.
[01:47:56]  He just started cracking up.
[01:47:58]  I love people calls.
[01:47:59]  Like, oh, no.
[01:48:00]  No, it's a real call.
[01:48:01]  I'll answer calls on the show.
[01:48:02]  I'll be like, yeah, you're live on air.
[01:48:03]  It's like, but then they don't, do they ever talk?
[01:48:05]  No, because it's like, oh, shit, oh my god, so I can't answer your call.
[01:48:08]  I don't know.
[01:48:09]  Give us a call.
[01:48:11]  Just the CEO of Censor TV.
[01:48:13]  Oh, just not knowing we're on air.
[01:48:15]  Oh, I changed the time about a month ago, so no one knows what time we're on air.
[01:48:19]  I thought it was a real caller.
[01:48:20]  Who wanted to talk to Rape Groiper 69?
[01:48:24]  Anyway, I'm not guests.
[01:48:25]  So did the lip fillers and veneers come before realizing she wasn't retarded and narcissistic?
[01:48:31]  Oh, that's good.
[01:48:32]  I don't have veneers, but thank you for the compliment because I've thought about getting them.
[01:48:37]  So the job is done.
[01:48:39]  The lip filler I got about a year ago, it's since slightly dissolved, but it's probably still there.
[01:48:45]  I totally like scan him.
[01:48:47]  You have to have thick skin to come on the show, though.
[01:48:49]  You know that, right?
[01:48:49]  This is a podcast.
[01:48:50]  Yeah, last time I got like 1500 comments that called me a tranny.
[01:48:53]  It's how it looks like a tranny, yeah.
[01:48:55]  That's what everyone calls everyone these days.
[01:48:56]  Yeah.
[01:48:57]  Anyway, they really think you look like veneers.
[01:48:59]  That's cool.
[01:49:00]  A veneer's fake teeth?
[01:49:01]  Yeah, but they're really straight and white.
[01:49:03]  Megan, that's amazing.
[01:49:04]  I know, I love teeth.
[01:49:05]  Really important.
[01:49:06]  You are like so, you're like 100% better looking than every British person.
[01:49:11]  Wow.
[01:49:12]  It's not a compliment.
[01:49:13]  British people.
[01:49:13]  That's not a compliment.
[01:49:15]  Because he hates British people.
[01:49:16]  I got to get my hair.
[01:49:17]  I got late.
[01:49:18]  British person has the worst teeth.
[01:49:20]  And I just.
[01:49:20]  Yeah, it's bad.
[01:49:21]  Do you know what I found out?
[01:49:22]  Why?
[01:49:23]  Why?
[01:49:23]  Because they don't have because it's not included in their NHS.
[01:49:25]  You knew that too?
[01:49:26]  Yeah, because they don't discuss these things.
[01:49:31]  I'm not going to pay my taxes.
[01:49:32]  I'm not going to pay.
[01:49:33]  It's the mom, bloody toxins.
[01:49:35]  They should just do it because it would improve.
[01:49:37]  They have good dentists there, too.
[01:49:39]  I know.
[01:49:39]  I read a whole thing about it.
[01:49:41]  They're like hop skip and a jump away from Turkey.
[01:49:44]  Enjoy your, but they have the lowest fucking wages.
[01:49:46]  You know, the UK is no place for a white man to grow up.
[01:49:48]  You know what I mean?
[01:49:49]  No, it's tough.
[01:49:50]  Like, I watched a white family begging a Muslim Somali caseworker to get, you know, Shire housing or whatever it's called council housing.
[01:49:59]  Shire is Australia, but council housing in like to begin.
[01:50:03]  And they were running through a fat black woman.
[01:50:04]  So, fat black woman, a Somali woman are deciding that the native Brits can't get a house because they're what are they doing there?
[01:50:10]  Like, have they realized it?
[01:50:12]  Oh, yeah, they're fucking.
[01:50:13]  My cousins are still there, and we're like, What are you doing?
[01:50:15]  Yeah, are they Jewish?
[01:50:18]  I can't disclose that.
[01:50:20]  Someone said we love beautiful nagers.
[01:50:22]  Thank you.
[01:50:22]  And she's a good lip killer.
[01:50:25]  Shout out to Jameson, Brutal South.
[01:50:26]  Let me touch it.
[01:50:27]  And the rest of you guys, QLT, Khalid Walit, and Carafly, and the rest of you guys, Arano, that are there on the censored chat.
[01:50:36]  Shout out to you guys.
[01:50:37]  We love you guys supporting Accenture.tv.
[01:50:40]  The rest of you guys who are watching at Rumble, shout out as well.
[01:50:44]  We support you very much.
[01:50:45]  Someone said they could be the widest teeth you ever come across.
[01:50:48]  Really?
[01:50:48]  What spell C-U-M?
[01:50:50]  I don't know, but I haven't even used Crest White Strip in like five years.
[01:50:53]  Oh.
[01:50:54]  All right.
[01:50:55]  The chat is crazy.
[01:50:56]  Wow.
[01:50:57]  Let me look at those.
[01:50:58]  Anyway.
[01:50:58]  Damn, girl.
[01:50:59]  You guys want me to zoom in?
[01:51:00]  Those are very nice.
[01:51:02]  How are you doing?
[01:51:02]  Oh, lucky girl.
[01:51:04]  Ha, ha.
[01:51:07]  Wow.
[01:51:08]  Let me see.
[01:51:08]  Elijah's.
[01:51:09]  No, I look like shit every day.
[01:51:11]  You have nice teeth.
[01:51:12]  You both have nice teeth.
[01:51:13]  No.
[01:51:13]  They're not British teeth.
[01:51:14]  Yeah, at least they're not British teeth.
[01:51:16]  So British teeth.
[01:51:17]  They are Jewish teeth, though.
[01:51:19]  Kess is about to give birth, so we got to get off the air.
[01:51:21]  I'm actually behind you.
[01:51:22]  I'm getting the rest of the nice LCD screens installed in the studio.
[01:51:25]  So there will be a nice big giant screen behind you with like these, with one of these fancy backgrounds behind it, like showing the video.
[01:51:32]  So yeah, I'll come back for that.
[01:51:34]  Yeah.
[01:51:36]  Yeah, behind one of these fancy backgrounds.
[01:51:38]  But we'll have that.
[01:51:39]  That'll come.
[01:51:40]  I just had a save up for that, so that's good.
[01:51:43]  But anyway, to my guests, if you want to shout out where people can find you and where they can follow you, Megan Nager.
[01:51:50]  You can find me at Rave Groiper69.
[01:51:53]  Wow.
[01:51:56]  What are you really?
[01:51:57]  Where can they find you?
[01:51:58]  Megan makes comedy because I make comedy.
[01:52:02]  When Megan makes comedy?
[01:52:04]  Yeah.
[01:52:04]  Or Megan Explores It All.
[01:52:05]  It's my travel page.
[01:52:07]  Wow, that does not come across the way you think it does.
[01:52:10]  Why immediately?
[01:52:11]  Megan explores it all.
[01:52:13]  I'm a man.
[01:52:14]  I think about this stuff.
[01:52:15]  That's what he thinks is sexual.
[01:52:16]  I never even once thought of that.
[01:52:17]  Just type my name in, Megan Nager.
[01:52:19]  It comes up on shit.
[01:52:20]  Yeah.
[01:52:20]  This Nager explores it all.
[01:52:22]  No one can stop her.
[01:52:23]  Oh, no.
[01:52:24]  No, she explores lots of things.
[01:52:27]  I talk about culture.
[01:52:30]  I talk about travel.
[01:52:31]  It gives a nice, big, good opening so that whatever you feel like you want to explore, you can explore it.
[01:52:39]  That sounds sexual.
[01:52:40]  That still sounds sexual.
[01:52:41]  No, it doesn't.
[01:52:42]  Because there are lots of things in life that aren't sexual.
[01:52:45]  Kess is actually my manager.
[01:52:46]  Cal Beggs, Callie BGS said, good show.
[01:52:49]  Fun guest.
[01:52:50]  Shout out to the rest of you guys, by the way, watching in locals as well, including, but not limited to Shane Whaley, Real Dandy Andy, Butthead, St. J, Spaghetti, N-Word, Doomsday Cracker, and the rest of you guys here talking.
[01:53:03]  I don't know who else is there, but shout out to the rest of you guys in the chat.
[01:53:06]  By the way, this is to remind you why you can't trust.
[01:53:08]  Yeah, this is actually me.
[01:53:11]  This is from, that's me on the right.
[01:53:12]  And it says, I'm vegan, don't eat pussy.
[01:53:14]  Wow.
[01:53:15]  All right.
[01:53:15]  Is that actually you?
[01:53:16]  That's my favorite.
[01:53:16]  Oh, it is you.
[01:53:17]  Because I was like, that looks like you.
[01:53:19]  Yeah, that black guy looks exactly like you.
[01:53:20]  Yeah, it's actually there.
[01:53:21]  I am right there.
[01:53:23]  Anyways, shout out to the rest of my guests tonight.
[01:53:26]  If people want to find you and follow you, where are they going to find you?
[01:53:28]  Oh, you'll just see me around.
[01:53:31]  She's around the show them the baby bump.
[01:53:35]  Oh, really?
[01:53:36]  Yeah, show them.
[01:53:38]  I'm very impressed because she literally could give birth any moment.
[01:53:40]  So I'd like everyone to give her a big round of applause.
[01:53:43]  Round of applause.
[01:53:45]  You're like past due, right?
[01:53:47]  Or no?
[01:53:48]  Yeah, 40 weeks.
[01:53:49]  40 weeks.
[01:53:50]  Yeah, so if this show's randomly not there, I'll let you guys know.
[01:53:53]  But when like, I mean, if she's going to labor, I'm not going to be like live streaming or anything like that.
[01:53:57]  You should.
[01:53:58]  I'm live streaming or could you?
[01:54:01]  But this is like the modern day thing.
[01:54:02]  Yeah.
[01:54:03]  Find out and he's just like you're in a tub and he's.
[01:54:05]  I wouldn't be surprised, I wouldn't either.
[01:54:07]  Yeah, I know my my first delivery.
[01:54:09]  When I get back to my first, I don't know where he was, didn't you kick him out?
[01:54:13]  You said yeah, I kicked him out.
[01:54:15]  He wouldn't stop yip yapping.
[01:54:17]  I could see that you just wouldn't.
[01:54:19]  Yeah, and then when he came back and I was like just tell him he can't say he just can't talk, you just were trying because were you nervous or you're just like I was really nervous.
[01:54:26]  I was just wondering, when he's just yip yapping trying, it's like dude, just like, did you watch the delivery on the very, very end from the corner?
[01:54:35]  Yeah, you know, I know a lot about black.
[01:54:41]  I don't, I don't even want to know.
[01:54:42]  I know what I say.
[01:54:43]  Just i'm sorry.
[01:54:44]  So I just know even even, even.
[01:54:47]  Yes, he just can't.
[01:54:48]  I just don't want to see, I want to be aroused.
[01:54:50]  Still hold on, hold on, hold on.
[01:54:52]  Can I just say this, yes, I think birth is a woman's space.
[01:54:57]  That's like the most feminist thing i'll think, like giving birth.
[01:55:00]  I want my mom there, I want my midwife there.
[01:55:03]  I I, I need, I want my husband there in the end, to hold his baby yes, but maybe.
[01:55:08]  Yeah, but going through the process as a man, he has no idea, he can't, he can never understand what i'm going through, unless he was a trans man unless, which I am.
[01:55:17]  Yeah, so I don't.
[01:55:18]  I don't mind men not being in that space.
[01:55:21]  No, I agree, while you're just like, and they don't know what to do, I feel like they would be uncomfortable.
[01:55:25]  Yeah, so also a man.
[01:55:26]  Really quickly, i'll just add this, um, a man.
[01:55:29]  I think he was actually in the Uk.
[01:55:31]  The nurses convinced him to watch his wife c-section oh, and he fainted and he then sued the hospital for making him watch because he said it ruined his relationship.
[01:55:41]  Yeah yeah, let's stick to that crazy, you don't that?
[01:55:44]  Yeah, men think you can end it on there and that's just.
[01:55:47]  Yeah yeah, i'm just ugly and I don't care and I just need to, I need, I need to just, I just need only Megan and I. Who got all the the comments?
[01:55:59]  Did he get any?
[01:56:00]  No, you got some congrats Kez, and someone said, they just, they just uh, uh.
[01:56:04]  They said they just subscribed you on x.
[01:56:06]  And then someone said, 10 more white babies, Elijah.
[01:56:08]  And then someone else said, congrats and god bless.
[01:56:09]  Some said another girl um, someone also said that you are called mega naged girl Gape.
[01:56:16]  Again, that's your name.
[01:56:17]  All right, that sounds like a poor name.
[01:56:19]  I will not be adopting that.
[01:56:21]  Our people are everywhere.
[01:56:22]  All right anyway, shout out.
[01:56:23]  Rest of you guys.
[01:56:23]  Shout out to Brian here switching uh, remotely setting everything up.

=== Thank You, Brian (01:48) ===

[01:56:27]  We love Brian.
[01:56:28]  A little shout out to Brian.
[01:56:29]  Thank you Brian, and we're gonna give the super chats today to Brian.
[01:56:35]  So Brian, you can count those up, because super chats today are going to Brian, they're going to the team.
[01:56:39]  Today sometimes the super chats go to me actually almost all the time but, and then when I come on wednesday they can go no but, but actually they've been going towards the studio and stuff, and then today, and then make some comments about money.
[01:56:49]  Man, oh no, today the super chats are going to Brian.
[01:56:53]  So we have what?
[01:56:54]  Let me just count that up we have two 12, which is really great.
[01:56:58]  12 oh, look now 14.
[01:57:00]  Elijah's in a juicy.
[01:57:00]  No, I want to make it 14 21 31 36, I think it's 36, I just don't know how much.
[01:57:05]  I got 36.
[01:57:07]  Yeah to Brian.
[01:57:07]  So let's give him a shout out.
[01:57:08]  Thank you guys.
[01:57:09]  Brian, you set everything up and is remotely in there.
[01:57:12]  Don't spend it all at once.
[01:57:14]  Try not to.
[01:57:16]  If you buy something and destroy it, do you have a lot of respect for Brian?
[01:57:21]  He makes a lot of money.
[01:57:22]  He should destroy a guitar.
[01:57:23]  You should buy a guitar.
[01:57:26]  Whose guitar could you buy signed?
[01:57:27]  By me, maybe.
[01:57:28]  Or me.
[01:57:29]  Yeah.
[01:57:29]  It's like my autograph.
[01:57:31]  But the guitar would be worth more without my autograph, honestly.
[01:57:34]  So, I don't know.
[01:57:35]  Don't destroy it.
[01:57:36]  Anyway, thank you guys for supporting the show directly here.
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[01:57:42]  Thank you that are supporting on locals and joining the community.
[01:57:44]  And also, a shout out and a reminder to those that are watching on Censored.
[01:57:48]  We need more of you guys on Censored because, by the way, guys, they've like really doubled down and been supportive of the show, helping us transition sexually into our new genders and also into the studio.
[01:57:58]  It's been a great, a great time just having them around.
[01:58:01]  So thank you to Tony and the rest of the guys there and to Gavin McGinnis for making this all work.
[01:58:06]  You guys have been amazing.
[01:58:08]  Have a great rest of the week, as always.
[01:58:09]  And may God bless the United States of America.
[01:58:11]  I'm signing out.
[01:58:12]  Well hi.