Aug. 19, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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VIOLENCE AT THE DNC: Protestors Break Through Security, CLASH with Police
Today the DNC kicked off in the once-great city of Chicago, Illinois.. and if you thought this was going to be your run-of-the-mill political conference, think again. Before anyone got into town — stores and apartment buildings were being boarded up, influencers were being mobbed in the streets, and clashes with police were kicking off. I thought the Republicans were supposed to be the unhinged and dangerous ones?Show more Also, Candace Owens is once again in the news for speaking up — what’s got peoples’ panties in a bunch this time?
We get into all this and MORE on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!
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Well, far left protesters have already breached the outer perimeter of the Democratic National Convention, Brian.
If you go to my screen here, learning from their time during COVID, remember, Chicago is just a little bit south of Kenosha, where Kyle Raytonhouse killed the pedophiles and they also stormed the city hall.
They began breaking in directly here.
I'll put that on mute.
They're chanting, they're ranting.
This is from the Daily Signal.
And you can see that there is not just a random protest, right?
They've come with weapons, they're cutting the barriers, and they have actually breached and made contact with the police.
The protests have been almost declared a illegal gathering.
And we're going to be uncovering this as you can listen to, you know, coverage of the DNC itself and other places.
But we like to talk about the ins and the outs.
Plus, if you can take that off the screen, Brian, today we'll be talking about the Candace Owens controversy, her being called an anti-Semite, smeared online, plus her talk with Dan Brazilian and Andrew Tate, and so much more.
We got also crazy videos as well that even made me uncomfortable, including a Juggalo woman who's morbidly obese who got her husband's penis cast into a glass vial before he died and then had his ashes stuffed in and then pushes his ashes around the Juggalo conference in memory.
Very, very weird stuff.
Anyway, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
It's approximately something p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
Welcome back to the show.
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We have an amazing time for you guys.
We have a lot to cover.
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Anyway, let's go ahead and let's talk about this.
As you know, it is the Democratic National Convention.
Essentially, it's a time when a bunch of homosexual people get together and blow each other.
No, I'm just kidding.
That was my 21st birthday party.
It's actually a gathering that is so insane this year.
They're offering people free vasectomies and free abortificants, right?
So they're actually offering birth control.
And I don't know how I want to feel about that.
We'll talk about that in a little bit.
But to kind of put into perspective here, we got to set the stage, okay?
We got to really understand what's happening.
And the left can really be broken down into two different categories.
You have the establishment left, which is Kamala Harris, Tim Waltz, and everyone else basically that's running in the government.
Then you have the populist left, which essentially are the anti-Israel, like Bolshevik sort of far-left communists.
And just to remind you, I don't support Israel at all, but I don't, just because these people don't support Israel, doesn't mean we share anything in common.
So don't make that mistake.
An interesting factor here is like, I don't support Hamas and I don't support Israel.
But if you go to my screen, Brian, when you ask them who do they support, they have a clear side in this.
So really, it's like pro-Hamas versus pro-Israel Democrats.
There's kind of these clashes going on, just so you know what's happening.
So, so that we can actually be honest here on this show, this video is by Cam Higbee, right?
So if you go, his name's Cam Higbee.
He is a personality today's America, news and commentary, field reporting, undercover journalism.
He is a very pro-Israel person.
He's also a friend of mine.
As I mentioned, I'm able to be friends with people who I disagree with fundamentally on the most crucial things.
I don't know why, but I guess I just have a little bit of civility left in me that I don't really mind having critical disagreements with friends.
So he's out there and he's filming, and he's obviously taking a pro-Israel stance.
And this is a really interesting topic as we look at the footage because the Democrat Party is not as strong as you think they are.
It's just the deep state of the Democrats versus the populace.
But I want to remind you: the populace are communists.
They might hate Israel, but you know, if you know, like, communism is like another side of the same Jewish coin, right?
So you don't really want to get involved in that kind of nonsense.
So I think a lot of my contemporaries who are out there saying, oh, well, you know, we got to support these guys.
They're very anti-Israel.
Yeah, in some regard, I understand that.
And I'm not, I'm not upset with their stance, but we have very different motivations, right?
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Let's go ahead and talk about the DNC and what's going on here.
What's up, guys?
How are you doing?
Shout out to everybody in the censored chat, in the Rumble chat, in the YouTube chat, and in the overall, I guess we have Rumble Censored and locals.
I see Helma Zion, Nicojo, Mike Mendoza, Jay Brooks, as well as M24 Colin and Cheetamain.
We got to talk about this.
So the left has gone kind of bat shit insane.
If you don't know about this, they really have actually breached the perimeters.
Now, this is really important.
This is from BG on the scene.
Go ahead and put this up, Brian.
This This is from BG on the scene.
He's a journalist.
And I find this to be rather interesting.
So these security fences became very popular during 2020 mostly peaceful protests, the fiery, but mostly peaceful riots.
Okay, so these were incredible.
They were amazing.
They kept people from jumping over them.
Now, during this time, there were organized riots across America.
So much so that if you're not familiar with Kyle Rayton House, he is a young man who killed several individuals during a very violent, very costly and extremely destructive riot in Kenosha, which is a little bit north of Chicago, about an hour and a half, and it's on the way to Wisconsin into Milwaukee.
So basically, they would use these perimeter, non-scalable fences in order to prevent people from actually entering into restricted areas.
The only problem was, is there were so many riots, so many protests, so much going on that people actually began gaining anti-riot police tactics where they started going to training camps inside of libraries.
This is true.
They started holding these anti-fascist sort of meetups.
Andy No exposed a lot of this during the time, and they would train people like how to do umbrella crews and resist, you know, the onslaught of police lines.
How do you put out tear gas canisters where they would take a cone and put the cone over the tear gas and pour water down on it?
How do you scale a unscalable fence?
Well, there's actually connectors and brackets and you have to cut through them and there's points of entry and weakness.
See how they cut right between on that on that fence there?
They cut right between where the concrete barriers are split.
That's one of the things they tell you.
So see, so people could walk through because those are the areas and points of weakness.
And then behind them, you have behind them, you have the green hats, which is sort of like the ADL.
They are actual lawyers who monitor crimes from far leftists.
So those are actual paralegals and lawyers, usually transsexual, usually smell like hot dogs that have been stuck in a brown bag and left in the sun for several hours, often have hairy vaginas, which I, how would I know that?
Because there was one that had hair coming out of her like bikini thing.
And I say her as in, I don't know if it was a her in Los Angeles.
So, you know, this is a very organized thing.
And I think it's, it's vital that we kind of take a look at the way of social chaos in our country and remember that we're not talking about real populism here.
This is not just people upset like in the UK where they're rioting or even protesting against the rape and the murder of people by illegal immigrants and illegal immigrants.
This is a decades long, perhaps almost a century long Bolshevism that has taken over our country.
And I'm not going to get weird tonight like, oh, we should really focus on communism.
What I'm trying to say is this is not a random social movement, and this is going to be here for a very long time.
So you should track this and stay familiar with it because it's not going to be dissipating as we go through things.
To show you some of the tattoos of people at the event, here they are.
This was one of the people's legs.
Absolutely insane.
We can cut to that, Brian.
I don't know.
Here, I'll just cut to that.
I don't know what's going on.
Let me just do that real fast.
So we'll go ahead and we'll cut to that.
And that is a vagina on the leg.
And then on top of that, you also have this one as well, which is a giant penis on someone's gut.
I don't know.
I guess that just is what it is, right?
It's pretty disgusting, but it is what it is.
Now, I have no idea what those are from.
Someone sent those to me and said, these are real, actually.
But the things are heating up there, right, as we speak.
And I think it's important that we kind of take into an account the fact that we give the left too much credit of being this unified force.
And this is why I don't really get so political anymore.
And I don't want to be political because, you know, while I care about the communist Bolshevik side of the left wing, I want to remind you that they actually don't control the left and they're censored by the left-wing institutions, right?
If you go too far into that category, you'll get censored on social media to the same extent that right-wingers will get censored.
And what do I mean by that?
Well, I'm not just talking about the fundamental idea of like, oh, sexuality, because, I mean, yeah, obviously we know you can push trans stuff and you can't push anti-trans stuff on certain platforms, right?
Like YouTube and TikTok.
But when you start talking about institutional power control, the hegemony of the military-industrial complex, they'll still censor you.
They don't give a shit what your political leanings are.
They don't actually care about that.
And so I think it's kind of crazy.
So one of the things that I want to give you an update here.
So police are clashing with these individuals.
here's an updated clip from cam higsby so look these people are trying to get through police lines They got through the auto perimeter.
But this is not really what people are worried about.
The left alienates a side of their own categories like the right does.
And what they're questioning, this is what's really crazy.
So the reason why on the right wing, if you start like questioning Semitic control of colleges, of the media, if you start questioning these things, they say, oh, you're like Hamas because these people are questioning the same things.
We just have different motivations and different solutions.
And it's really disingenuous that a lot of people in the establishment right wing, not the left, clarify, in the establishment right wing use these people to dismiss voices like myself and much more prominent individuals like Andrew Tate or Candace Owens.
And the reason why they do this is not, it's not out of good faith.
It's actually a filthy, you know, intellectual discrepancy.
But ultimately what they do is they go, well, look, these people are smelly.
They're pansexual.
You know what I mean?
They're just sticking their dicks inside skillets and shit.
But these people are, you know, they want to have sex with kids.
They're pedophiles.
And so they go, so what do they support?
Well, they support Hamas and their anti-Israel.
And so then when you say, hey, I'm not, I don't stand up.
I don't think that Israel is an ally.
I don't believe that there's any evidence by any means that they are an ally.
And I have yet to see provable evidence that they are.
Okay.
They're actually more like an enemy.
And we need to treat them like we treat China and Russia and other countries as a adversarial foe that has infiltrated our government and is pulling levers and strings and also controlling the political atmosphere of our nation by controlling the majority of colleges as the chairs, right?
The majority of Ivy League and primary schools.
Plus, they control the majority of media organizations like news and media.
And on top of that, they're also controlling what?
Hollywood.
And so they basically control the general conversation or heat level in the country, which then creates a political climate that can be subdued and weakened so that you can't talk about critical issues, right?
This is not the only issue, but if we can't even talk about the issues of feminism, we can't talk about the issues of minority violence, of immigration, because why?
You'll be censored on social media.
You could be kicked out of your institutions.
You won't be allowed into these big organizations.
And so there is these actors behind it.
That's why I'm against it.
And I don't think they universally all just work together and have some giant board meeting, but we do have to talk about this unequal representation.
However, I'm not trying to waste my time in their regional conflict with Hamas.
Okay, it's really not, it's really sad and it's disgusting what they're doing.
But the U.S. did similar things kind of, you know, during the last several decades.
So to be fair, you know, we've been doing their bidding for a long time.
And so, you know, when you start talking about the genuine concern for political climate and the litmus test and what's going on, people just call you these guys.
And, you know, it is, it is, it is unfortunate because they are not the best.
Now, if you want to see them scaling, they broke through several points there on the entry.
So here they are coming through the initial perimeter.
The way these events essentially work is there is a initial perimeter like right here on the outside.
And then as you go through it, then there's a secondary perimeter to get into the DNC.
Shockingly enough, there appears to be less security at the DNC than there was at the RNC, which is like, you know, take it or leave it.
I don't know.
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I kind of want to know, chat, have you ever, have you ever in your life?
Someone said masturbate last?
That is such a weird opinion.
That is such a strange thing.
These guys are kind of, you know, they're jerking me off.
I'm kind of upset about this.
I kind of want to know in the chat number one, would you say that you are pro-Israel, pro-like Zionist institution, or would you be considered anti?
Would be one if you're pro, two, if you're anti, and zero if you're neutral, or you're still forming your opinion.
It's maybe it's irrelevant to you, right?
So one would be your pro, two would be your against, and zero would be, I don't know.
Maybe you haven't studied it enough.
Maybe it's new onto your radar.
Maybe you don't really care, right?
So that's that's sort of like that.
I'd love to know what you guys think there.
That is, that is the epitome of what I hate in the world all in all into one corner.
Now, more is going on at the DNC.
More is happening right now.
I want to look at a couple more videos of what's happening here.
And they're going to be from my inbox.
I want to make sure you give everyone credit.
We've got to talk about this person named Olivia Juliana.
Okay, so Olivia Juliana is one of the main social media activists for Kamala Harris right now at the DNC.
Okay, so check her out.
This is her right here.
She is one of the, I don't, can we cut to that, Brian?
Thank you.
So she is one of the main activists here in the entire Democratic National Convention.
And I mentioned she is the biggest influencer, the largest online that I know of, okay, neglecting her BMI.
And check this out.
She's an abortion rights activist that is paid by the Kamala Harris Biden campaign, and she works with Harry Sisson.
Have you ever seen those memes of the fat chick, the Wojack fat chick, sort of like having sex with the skinny guy?
Yeah, I've seen that too.
I never understand why people that are the most pro-abortion are the least likely to get pregnant.
It's absolutely criminal.
I want to talk about her for a little bit and their social media strategy and how it's been working because it makes me upset.
You know, like this is, by the way, the most popular influencer on TikTok right now.
This is Mrs. Demure.
And I want you to watch this.
I want you to know where we're at on the left.
This is who people look up to.
This is who people respect.
And I got to say this, if you don't look up to this person, what are you doing?
Taylor Hanson with Tenant Media, as you see directly behind me, is the Planned Parenthood mobile health clinic that drove from Missouri to Chicago to be here to provide free vasectomies and abortions to attendants of the DNC that wanted to do so.
Right now, we're about a half a mile away from the DNC convention center that it's being held at.
And, you know, within the first day of the announcement, every single appointment was booked out.
They're doing this for two days, today the 19th, and tomorrow, the 20th.
But everything is completely booked out.
But here you go in the flesh.
They will be providing free abortions and vasectomies to attendants of the DNC.
Okay, so that's what he's showing right there, right?
All right.
So I don't know why I speak it so quietly, but it is pretty remarkable, right?
They're offering the free vasectomies.
Now, I'm kind of like in a position where I'm thinking, maybe we should offer free vasectomies to these people.
I don't mind, but I'm sort of an anti-abortion absolutist, right?
I know a lot of abortions are used to control the black population, right?
That's why Margaret Senger and Planned Parenthood was invented to sort of racially, you know, it's a eugenics program to control the black population.
I don't know if they predicted white people to become as retarded as they are today, but that is just what it is.
I still don't promote abortion.
Like I have other solutions for that kind of stuff in my head.
They might be a little more extreme, but I'm not, I don't, I don't believe in killing babies, okay?
I just don't, I don't, I don't think that's, that's appropriate.
And the vasectomies, obviously I don't agree with that.
I think that's stupid.
But you know, if these weird liberal guys want to snip their balls, then they can do whatever the hell they want.
I'm not going to stop them.
It is pretty crazy, right?
When you think about the fact that these people are legitimately in a position to where they're cutting off their nuts and shit.
It's beyond, it's beyond understand.
It's beyond something that I think I can understand at all.
I will never get it.
Maybe you understand something that I don't.
Please tell me if you do.
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We're talking about the DNC and we're talking about what's going on there.
I want to go into some other sides of this.
We're going back to Olivia Johnson, which I think is really important.
So here she is.
So Olivia from the Houston Chronicle.
Oh, I can't access this.
Give me a second here.
Olivia Johnson.
I think I have to add, let's see, pause on this site.
Okay, cool.
And reset.
All right.
Here it goes.
Wow.
Okay.
I can't get into this at all.
All right.
Let me go back to X and I'll just go ahead and find her profile here.
Olivia Johnson is a pro-abortion activist who is extremely medically obese.
And this is who they have representing women in their party.
This is who they have talking about, you know, the future of the country.
Here she is.
Okay.
So Olivia Juliana is what her name is.
I don't even have her name right.
I don't even care.
With fat chicks, I just disregard everything, you know?
Like, it's like, oh, being a fat chick is like being a poor man.
All right.
Like, no one's going to dig at you for being in that position.
No one's mad at you, but they're not going to pay any attention to you, right?
They're not going to listen to you.
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Oh, look at that.
You have a dead corpse.
She compares herself.
Is that?
Oh, geez.
Oh, man.
It just gets worse and worse and worse.
Oh, look at that.
Josh Shapiro.
That's the DNC right there, buddy.
Got the Jewish Pennsylvania, I think it's Pennsylvania, you know, governor.
And Thatchik, Olivia Giuliano.
One time, I went ahead and tweeted at her and said, you know, you were supposed to raise awareness for the election, not eat the ballots.
And then she responded back with, at least I don't have a patchy beard.
And I was like, yeah, except for the fact is, is that my patchy beard is genetic.
Yours is just due to a lack of self-control.
So that's very interesting.
I don't want to harp on that any longer.
We'll stop talking about that.
All right.
Going more into what's going on here with the DNC and what's happening, we need to talk a little bit about, you know, the idea of the state of America.
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You like, you put on a video and you're like, huh, I don't know how to process that.
That is, I don't know how to process that.
That is weird, right?
So check this out.
Here's one of those videos that this is a state of America watch.
All right, can we cut to that, Brian?
There you go.
Full screen, please.
unidentified
There's an actual replication of my husband's penis with his ashes.
That's my bones that I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.
Who's here?
There's an actual replication of my husband's penis with his ashes.
That I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.
Like, there's too much to break down here right now.
So first of all, like, let's just start with the simplistic side of this.
She's, she, assuming this is a she, is wearing a shirt that says, I love pegging men.
Okay.
So my autistic ass already, Brian, keep them up on the screen.
We're looking at the video here.
My autistic ass looks at this and see she's holding a dildo, a glildo, which is like a glass dildo while talking about pegging men.
Now, that's already makes me uncomfortable.
But the fact that she's holding a glildo with her late husband's ashes in it makes me somewhat question her sanity.
Now, when you realize that the glildo could be involved in pegging people, which would be ashes and asses, that is just the most unfortunate and most absurd, non-functional thing I've ever seen in my life.
And that's not even to get down the fact that she looks like she could work for the DNC, like Olivia Juliana.
You know, she has no neck.
Her hair is blue.
And I don't want to, I don't want to rip into her, right?
Her husband died.
This is, it's, it's tragic, right?
And she's like in a, uh, in like a wheelchair, an electric wheelchair, and she's wearing fishnet.
But I, I have a question for people.
At what point in your life does it get to a point where you get here?
Do you ever think about that?
The reason why I like sharing these videos and you like them too, even though you don't, you hate, you love hate the coal, right?
Because a bit of like the sort of like hardline right audience that watches a show now that gets mad at me.
It's like, you're posting coal.
I don't know what that means, but here's my opinion.
When you watch these videos, you like it in some regard because it makes you feel a little bit better about yourself because you realize it could be worse.
Am I right on that?
I'm right.
It could be worse.
All right, you can take it off the screen.
It could be worse.
And it just, it always could be.
Shout out to those who were on YouTube.
Someone said, it's rapture time, guys.
Yes, it is.
It's rapture time.
Shout out to the Rumble chat as well.
We're going live.
We're going hard.
We got a good audience tonight.
We got about 1,200 watching on YouTube.
About 1,100 watching on Rumble.
I don't know what we got going on on X.
I think we're like probably, I don't know.
I don't see it on X. Does anybody, do you guys see the live stream on X?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just retarded.
I just don't see it.
But apparently we are live there.
So it is what it is.
And then we also are on censored and on local.
So shout out to you guys.
You guys are amazing, and I appreciate you being here as always for an amazing night.
Just to read a couple of the super chats that have come in so far.
I need to refresh this page.
So there is that.
One of the super chats sent in from the locals is this.
Primetime Pimp said, Alex Stein once said, politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
Ben wouldn't like to admit it, but maybe the pimp on a blimp is right.
The SOBs love Primetime Stein.
That can be your personal opinion.
But also, that quote is not from him.
That quote is that's an old quote.
Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
And that is an old quote.
But a lot of people just rehash other people's shit.
But, you know, we all do.
We all steal shit from people.
I've said that before.
I've actually said it's actually politics is Hollywood for ugly, retarded people, which is even better.
Shout out to everybody as well that's on the locals chat and on the censor chat.
I don't know why mine's connecting the room to Burlington Coates, Cabi Ines, and the rest.
Now, I want to see right now, do you guys want to talk about the Candace Owens stuff?
One in the chat if you want to swap to Candace Owens and the attack on her from a Zionist infiltration, or if you guys twos in the chats, if you want to stick on DNC, because a lot more we can cover.
There's more clips coming out.
Ones in the chats for Candace, two's in the chats for sticking on the DNC.
So we can keep it there.
Let me know.
Ones in the chat.
Switching to Candace.
Twos in the chats for more of the DNC.
We can always come back to the DNC too, by the way.
You know, one of the main things that I want to point out about their protesters is, okay, it's really cool with the face masks because the face masks have become a cult symbol.
This is the problem of what's happening here.
The face masks actually tell you that you're a leftist.
But the reason why they were pushed so much in our country was they led anonymity to people to commit massive crimes.
And now people just wear them to prove that you're a leftist.
They don't even wear them on their own time.
But at these events, they're not wearing them anymore for COVID.
I know people say they are, but that's stupid.
They're wearing them so they can't get caught.
And you can always tell how a leftist is by the way they look as well.
Like if you look at this guy, he's wearing like a slightly oversized gingerbread man costume, right?
He's got the light brown with the smelly brown.
You know, he's crusty, bro.
And then you got the other guy with the bell bottoms.
Everybody's wearing the Arab shit.
Their hair isn't cut well.
You know, they probably use that.
They probably don't even use deodorant, but if they do, it's that kind that doesn't really, you know, stop the BO.
And they don't brush their teeth.
They always have crusty ass gums, you know, with the they have a fungus and white foam coming from their mouth.
I've seen it.
And they're stealing federal property.
Most likely this fence is supplied.
You know, I don't know who's paying for the security.
Maybe it's the Democrats, but this is some sort of a public or state-owned property.
I'm sure it's either owned by Illinois state government or even by the city of Chicago.
And it's usually given by federal grant money, from my understanding, too.
But they have lawyers, you know, protecting them in the green hats.
If you're new to the thing, I was explaining this.
They have these green hat lawyers.
It's a paralegal organization that helps to get people out of jail.
Now, while the left has organized protests, counter-protests for their own events, that's how much they support each other.
The right wing is too busy trying to call Canada Souls an anti-Semite to worry about winning, right?
We're like, oh my gosh, Trump has TikToks.
He brought up tiny TikToks.
It's a huge win.
But then they're like, hey, we have a paralegal organization helping us storm our own event.
And we have a code.
We have a way that we dress and we look like.
And right-wingers are like, well, I ain't no commie bastard.
Well, you know, continue to pretend like the Second Amendment is doing anything in our country to stop these people.
You know, it's really not.
I mean, maybe in some regions, you know, some districts and areas, but they already have the powerhold in DC and New York and California to really bully the country around and do whatever they want.
So I don't really know if the Second Amendment is actually doing as much as you would like to think it is, as much as I wish it did.
And that's just the unfortunate reality of the world that we live in.
Now, some live updates as we're going through this.
Cam Higbee was out here.
He was also showing this.
Oh, I got to find this video.
Let me bring this up.
There was a protester that showed up with her own sign.
Okay, and apparently it made people really, really angry.
Yeah, here she is.
Okay, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and let's watch this here.
This is one of the protesters, Ford Fisher.
I need to go to his original page, by the way, Ford Fisher, because I will get hit with a copyright if I play it full screen.
So I'm sorry, I cannot play this full screen here because these people will hit you with, he does really good work, but they'll hit you with a copyright.
All right, Brian, you can take that off the screen there.
I do like that.
I don't really understand the premise of the joke.
I'm going to be completely honest, but I just miss this sort of like trolling mindset where people could just laugh and talk shit and say some random stuff.
I don't think it was the funniest joke in the world, but I do like the fact of just like bringing back slavery as a joke premise.
Shoot me in the face.
You know, right-wing watch started watching the show again.
There's a few hit pieces that got written, and I didn't understand why.
So, I don't know if you guys were here.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Okay, so let's see.
I don't know if you guys know, but last week, I was like, I was there was all these like hit pieces written.
Okay, there's like three, and um, I was like, I'm right-wing watch.
They don't understand my humor, that most of what I say is just like a joke, right?
Or anything.
But I um want to kind of say, Let me see, how do you get through this?
Subscribe now.
Can we not look at this?
All right, let me try to um, essentially, there's this article here that was a visual guide to influencers supporting.
Uh, I guess I can't even open this shit.
Dude, these fucking paywalls go to my screen here.
Like, who the fuck is gonna subscribe to Wired?
Okay, suck my fucking dick.
Like, who's gonna pay for this?
This is a shitty website.
I could actually give you guys some traction.
People would go click on your article, but you put a paywall for like a crappy print-only website.
This is absolutely insane, right?
Insane.
I wonder if you take off and you pause, uh, you pause ad block on the site if it'll work.
But either way, it's like pretty wild, right?
But it doesn't matter.
So, it's a visual guide to the influencers shaping the 2024 election.
And essentially, what it was is: if you went down here, it would show like these are the top people sort of influencing the left wing.
And so, there's all these people like Josh Hellfaggett, I don't know how to say that, Carlos Eduardo, Hassan Piker, Walter Masterson, Harry Sisson, right?
And some smaller ones, like Joanne Bradley.
And so then someone pointed out that they had this list of people influencing the right wing.
I guess it made it even smaller.
Oh, yeah.
So people influencing the right wing, they're like, you know, Elon Musk, Logan Paul, and stuff like that.
And then if you see like right below Candace Owens, right?
Like right below down there, it says my name.
I don't know if you, can you guys see that on the screen?
I don't know if it's like, you know, jacked up, but it's like Jake Paul, Candace Owens, and then I'm like right there under like Rogan O'Hanley.
But if you zoom out, it basically is just like, that's like me, like right here.
And there it is, Elijah Schaefer, right?
And they always, you know, quote more hit pieces.
And I'm like, but they can't say anything bad, really.
But for some reason, they put me like top 20 people that's influencing conversation on the internet.
And I don't really agree with that.
I don't think there's anything, you know, palpable about that.
But I find myself that I think the left takes me more seriously than I take myself.
And I think the left takes this show more seriously than the right does.
Like I'm pretty much blacklisted and blackballed from the right for my views on Israel.
And that's pretty much understood.
And then even then, I don't have enough clout where people like Candace Owens and stuff won't, you know, they won't work with me because I'm not big enough or don't have enough influence.
You know, but for some reason, the left is always writing new hit pieces and saying the show is like changing dialogue and conversation or my ex account is.
And I just, you know, I know everyone on this.
I'm sure like nobody knows who I am in the real world.
So, you know, we're going to stay small and retarded.
You got Nelt Boy, Steven Crowder.
But if you guys want to know why they came after the show really hard this week, that's apparently why they did that, right?
So it's sort of like an attack on us.
That's pretty good that they think that we have more influence than we actually do.
All right.
Let's, someone said, you've made it, Elijah.
No, we, we honestly, they come after us all the time.
And that was what I was going to say is right-wing watch came out to the show and they just like don't understand my humor.
I went on this like rant where I was like, people say I'm sexist and misogynistic.
Thank you.
And I was like, women, I was like, women aren't equal to men.
They're as equal to men in completing tasks as is a retarded person with special needs in the Olympics with a caretaker and government grants.
Like I'm just leaning into it and messing around and just going on like bombastic rants.
And they think it's serious.
And they're like, oh, this is so sexist and whatever based.
But they also like don't understand that most of the stuff I talk about on the show is like a little bit tongue-in-cheek.
And that's just how we move around and have a good time.
Right.
So that's kind of like the funny thing.
That's kind of like sort of the best thing.
Somebody also said down there that alcoholism is the best disease to have.
I don't know if that's true.
It's probably not.
Let's go ahead and talk about a little bit about the Candace stuff and what's going on here.
It's kind of crazy and it connects.
We'll come back to the RNC stuff.
But I think we need to talk about this a little bit.
Let me go to my page here.
So Candace Owens, this is kind of a huge kind of ties in with the RNC.
We're not in a good position.
If you go to my screen here, Polymarket is sort of tied up right now, election forecast.
I think Harris just surpassed him in the betting market.
And Trump is tied.
I know this isn't a good, significant understanding of what's really going on in the country or really going on in the world, but it is what it is.
And I think that the main problem here is that when you look at this, Trump needs help.
Okay.
And one of the reasons why Trump is losing, he's losing a lot of the white working class because he's, if you listen to his campaign managers, they've intentionally stopped trying to attract white voters.
They take us for granted.
They think that we just will vote for him and we will probably because what's our other choice?
Kamala Harris.
Some people are not voting at all.
I honestly think that's a really retarded position.
And I'm not getting on board with that.
You can take that off.
You know, and like, and like I, some of my friends have that position, right?
To just not vote at all.
And I, but I don't think that that's going to be our best solution or our best answer going forward.
I think that we still should work on our own party.
We should try to do something good for our party.
I don't really know.
So that's kind of where we're at.
Anyway, on the retrospect here of talking about what's going on here, Candace Owens essentially has been ostracized from the entire right wing and left wing, claiming that she's anti-Semitic, all because she sort of wants to attack the Jewish institutional power in our country.
And it blew my mind.
I put up this tweet the other day to kind of summarize it.
It is funny that Candace called out the bullshit in American black institutions and communities, and conservatives were like, oh my gosh, yes, yes, yes.
You know, she's like, B-O-M and black people this and black people that.
And those are people, right?
They're African heritage.
And so she's like, you know, calling all this out.
And everyone's like, this is such good stuff because, you know, blacks are corrupt and they commit crime and there's problems and you're our queen.
And then they, you know, gave her money and platforms.
And she even tweeted out that this was encouraged, that she could benefit from this, right?
So there's this whole sort of like, you know, right-wing industrial complex.
And then, of course, she goes on and she says this.
I go, Candace calling out the BS in a foreign country and Zionist institutions.
Conservatives are like, oh my gosh.
Ah, you need to leave.
You need to leave.
So they get really mad at her.
And I don't really see any difference between what she was doing during 2019, 2020 with black communities and what she's currently doing with Jewish communities.
I don't think she's spreading anti-Semitism or hatred towards people who are genetically or religiously traced back as a Jewish person.
But because a reminder that the modern day Jews are not like genetically Hebrews, right?
They're not like Judes.
They're like Turkish and stuff.
So there's that.
And it's funny because when she came out, you know, they were all reporting her.
You can see this here.
They had massive report campaigns, reporter channel here for hatred.
And I think it sort of proves her point a little bit.
If you're going to try to say that she's wrong about, you know, speaking out against these things can ruin your life.
And then she speaks out against them and you try to ruin her life.
You're sort of supporting her position.
She did even tweet that out today.
And I agree with that, right?
People will try to ruin your life.
But, you know, I don't know if I really want to look at this next.
I'm looking at too many terrible things.
You know, people just kind of have a point.
Okay.
Now we can get back to her on this on this topic.
I don't want to go too far into it.
But it is funny because like, look at this.
So this guy, Redvan Adiamir, apostate prophet.
Okay.
You know, he comes out and like during their, during their spaces, Ridvin says there are serious concerns that Candace Owens, Andrew Tate, and Dan Bilzerian are involved in a child sex trafficking ring, which involves sex acts with these three followed by child sacrifice and blood drinking.
Why is this not talked about?
I'm just asking questions, guys.
And I brought up the idea here that all they can do is smear and lie.
It doesn't work anymore.
And people were like, oh, you know, it was just a joke.
He's joking.
He's being, you know, he's basically just exaggerating, right?
And I was like, you know, no, it's not really a joke because he's not just like, oh, lol, lol, lol.
He's like, he's trying to spread disinformation right as they are speaking about the fact that there's serious concern that they were involved in child sex trafficking.
Saying that there's serious concern that someone's involved in sex trafficking isn't a joke.
It's just a lie.
And if it's a lie and you meant it in a humorous way, that's fine.
But they can never just make a joke.
They have no humor.
They don't find humor in anything funny.
All they like to do is make jokes at our expense.
And someone's like, he's a Muslim or something.
Who's he?
I said, well, just the Zionists, right?
This is what they do.
If you come against them or speak out against them, they start spreading lies about you so that they can attack and slander your character.
They don't really care about making you seem like you are wrong.
They care more about making you seem like you're insane.
So I put up this tweet here.
Notice that when you start talking about Israeli influence and Zionist control of institutions, they don't try to disprove you.
They resort to name-calling, accusations, character assassination, slander, and even question your mental sanity.
That's how you know that you're over the target.
And that's a picture of my son, actually.
All right.
Yeah.
You can take that off.
So, yeah, so they'll come after you, right, for that.
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Now, I'm going to be talking a little bit, addressing some of the issues that you guys have brought up and some of the concerns about free speech and moderation a little bit later in the show.
And I want to let you know, someone said, is AC still on uncensored?
Yes, it is.
We used to have an AI moderator on this site.
So to clarify from the last show, I said there's no moderation.
That's good.
What I meant is we still have mods on this chat that you can't abuse the show or whatever.
But there used to be an AI moderator that blocked certain keywords.
And I got them to remove that.
I love good mods.
We have a lot of good mods on this show.
I think they're all good.
And some of them are the best possibly in the business.
And so to clarify, I just don't like AI mods where it's automatically queued to ban the N-word or something.
But our mods have been doing a really good job at making sure that people don't abuse it.
Now, the reason I want to talk about this is because some of you guys have been complaining about the moderators.
And I don't appreciate that because they're working hard and they're trying hard to do what I'm asking them to do.
And sometimes I'm not really clear with them.
So basically, I can clarify with you guys up front.
Essentially, with the moderating in the chat, it's basically only a very simple thing.
Like don't call for anything illegal, right?
Don't call for violence, raping kids and things like that.
Like I'm not going to qualify for like for that.
You're not going to be able to just like slander me and spread lies about me or anyone in the chat, right?
So if you just keep spreading lies, you'll be warned.
And then if you continue to spam, then you'll be banned for the show.
And if you continue to do it on multiple shows, then they'll probably mute you forever.
And if you're somebody as well, like if you continually harass a guest, like if you use the N-word or something, I don't care, right?
I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
We're not going to ban specific words that you can't use.
But if you like, if our guest is black and you're just like, you know, calling them the N-word and being disrespectful to the guest, and you're not, you know, challenging their ideas, you just want to be rude and spam them, then you're just going to get muted for the show.
And if you keep doing that, then they'll probably mute you forever.
It doesn't mean you can't watch the show.
It's just like if you want to use the chat to try to like spam and hurt the show and hurt our guests and stuff, then it's just like you're fucking annoying.
And the mods are going to take care of that.
But like I said, they will warn you in the chat, you know, unless it's like direct spam.
And I think you also can't post links to other shows.
So it's pretty much just like very lightly.
Don't call for violence.
Don't spread lies and harass the guest or the host or anything with your bullshit.
And then, on top of that, if you're posting outside links, it's pretty simple.
It's like not a lot of rules.
We're not policing a lot.
And the mods are doing a hell of a good job.
They've been doing amazing, but there was some confusion on that, I think, publicly in what's going on there.
So, you know, we got to give some shout out and some thank yous to the mods for having a very, you know, good time being here and supporting the show.
It's been absolutely amazing.
Anyways, if you're watching the show on YouTube, make sure that you head over and subscribe on Rumble.
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I appreciate you guys watching on YouTube.
It is amazing.
Thank you for a little bit of the patience with the switching and stuff going on as we are in a new studio.
This is just like random paper behind me.
And it's going to take a little while to get some things set up.
There's a lot of delays here tonight on kind of bringing things up, but I think it's because Brian is at a glory hole right now and he's switching off of his phone.
That's the rumor.
That's alleged.
It's alleged.
Just like that guy alleged that Candace Owens was sacrificing children.
This is the same level of accuracy.
No, Brian's doing the best he can in life tonight.
He's got a lot on his plate.
But I think we'll set up some of the stuff to switch a little faster in the future.
So thank you guys for being patient.
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Remember that you don't get notifications for this show, but we are there.
We're going to take another like two or four minute break, and I'll see you guys over on the other side.
Hold on a minute, and we'll see you on Rumble, Censored, and Locals.
Go ahead and go through the super chats, look at some funny videos and talk a little more about developments at the DNC.
coming in hot here, uh, Vince Lasagna in a $5 super chat said, Death to Israel.
Okay, I mean, I don't know.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, that's not the vibe I'm going with, but whatever.
Uh, doomsday cracker also sent in this uh picture of me at the protest there.
Uh, thank you very much.
I do look like that.
Uh, you can take that off, Brian.
Uh, looking at a few of the chats here in the Rumble chats, reminding you guys that you guys can send rumble chats in the future.
Notice our IM gave me a really good idea, uh, which we'll be implementing probably next week on the show.
We have some really good guests.
We have some hot guests coming on too in studio, so you guys won't want to miss that, especially the gentleman.
Uh, but Cree C. Enward said, Arg, it's another Gorlock the Destroyer.
They're replicating.
Make sure if you want to get your super chats, you get them in before the end of the show.
We got a lot to cover, a lot to talk about.
And if you ever want to ask questions in the censore chat, if you just want to answer some questions, I always can.
You guys are there.
So I want you guys to feel like you guys can access that.
But as we go through the rest of the stories today, let's talk about this.
So one of the interesting things that I thought was quite interesting.
Let me go to this.
Oh, yeah.
People have been really disgusting and rather strange recently.
I saw a couple weird clips that I want to go over with you guys.
There was this feminist girl that was on the whatever podcast, that dating podcast.
Watch, watch this.
Notice, watch her fingers.
This is so disgusting.
Watch.
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Okay, I see.
Okay.
And then when it comes to the like the hoes and different area codes, like will you, knowing that you'll only be in the city for a couple hours or maybe just overnight or whatever, will you or like other flight attendants be on dating apps?
I mean, I know you mentioned your girl.
She was on Craigslist trying to set things up before.
I don't know where lesbian wear came into the point where they were like, hey, I just want to look like I am like a 14-year-old that's trying to get up to some naughty things with other 14-year-old girls.
It's like, yeah, Brian saying it's always been that way.
But, you know, it is also, okay, this is a very unpopular take here.
Check this out.
So go to her face.
So she is a dyke, a mask dyke, mask masculine dyke.
I had a lesbian that worked for me before.
So I learned these terminologies.
Plus, I used to be one.
I am one.
But she's actually pretty.
Like, and I mean, I know it's hard to see that, but she's actually pretty.
And so, like, I know she doesn't look pretty dressed like this, but she has nice facial features, pretty eyes, nice lips.
And so it's unfortunate because she could have been a hot one.
And I just want to know, fellas, if you have sex with her, is it gay?
Maybe.
Maybe not.
I'm just, it's not gay, right?
It's a woman.
I just, man, lesbians need to stop hurting each other.
They're always beating each other up and they aren't having any sex either.
That's a real thing.
It's just so bizarre.
Now, down to the bottom of this, I also saw like some AI art someone sent me.
That was irrelevant to the whole show, but we are looking at some weird stuff.
Now, one of the things I do want to look at is actually a clip.
You know, this is actually pretty cool.
So there's a lot of debate on whether Kamala Harris is an alcoholic.
And I'm just going to say, are you debating whether she's awesome or not?
No, I'm kidding.
Alcoholism is a very difficult, you know, disease.
Sometimes you can go a long time without it, sometimes with it.
But I think the problem with alcoholism, and people question whether she's an alcoholic, is it's definitely hard to tell when people are drunk.
Like, you know, because like it's like, if I've been, there's, there's been times where like I've been drunk on this stream and nobody knew.
And there's times where I'm completely sober and people thought I was drunk.
And that's like, it's usually the opposite times, you know?
Like, and there was a lot of times where people knew that I was drunk too when we were like have these drunk streams, right?
Which were crazy.
We used to do that.
We used to actually get wasted on stream.
By the end, people would know.
We were like, but so it's, it's hard when you're under a lot of pressure and you're doing a lot.
It can be sometimes hard to tell, right?
If someone's just tired and just kind of like doing like whatever and you know, mentally, you know, all over the place, because like you just have days.
There's just days where you don't feel good.
And so I've always been kind of on the fence with Kamala Harris, you know, being drunk.
Nancy Pelosi is definitely drunk sometimes.
But this video clip, I think she's pretty wasted.
Okay.
And I'm not laughing.
I mean, I just say, I think she's pretty drunk.
Let me know what you think on this clip if you think she's pretty drunk.
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Okay.
It's being delivered.
Just a little one minute on.
I have one minute.
Kosher salt, fresh ground pepper.
Maybe chop up a little thyme and just and then you can mix it even a little.
Okay, so do the salt and pepper all over it.
Like, like, just like lather that baby up, right?
On the outside in the cavity.
You could also chop up, but not with the thyme, just the salt and pepper.
Mix that up also with some thyme.
You could even do a little rosemary if you want.
Under the skin with some butter before you're gonna cook it uh-huh, so that that that butter will just melt in there and then get a nice big bottle of cheap white wine to baste with butter.
So they put out this video about Tim Walz for vp being like, oh, I don't like season my food, i'm white.
What's up with that?
Okay let's okay, this is like the dumbest.
I've always said this with white.
Like the digs on white people are like, you don't season your food, you guys are kind.
It's like, oh, a white person, let's be stereotypical white person.
Oh hello, my name's Gerald.
How are you doing?
And when they're stereotypically making white people, we're like bland and nice.
And then when stereotypical black people are out there, they're drinking like watermelon, smoking crack and like yo bitch, get out my way.
You know like it's like.
The seasoning thing is the dumbest.
Psyop, because number one, white people uh, have always strategically been so obsessed with with spices.
A lot of our wars in the last centuries were about controlling the spice trade.
Okay, like entire plantations developed and things over spices and sugar and and seasoning it, so it's.
It's pretty remarkable um, that they push this.
Plus, have you ever like black people wash their chicken and shit?
Like that's, like voodoo, you know?
I see this other black girl and she she is like what says, wash it with lemon instead of soap, you don't need to wash chicken.
Like that's, you don't need to wash chicken.
I don't know how many times I have to explain to people that's very unsanitary.
Do not wash chicken, okay.
Why is it unsanitary?
Well automatically, at a certain temperature, maybe it's 400, maybe it's 450, depending on who you ask.
But when you cook this for 20 minutes under this level of heat, you even kill bacterial pods and parasites.
They cannot survive, right?
So they're they're you're, you.
You cook out the infection, you don't clean it.
And I looked at this woman's video who washed her chicken before and all these black people are like yeah sister, like the ancestors wanted, by the way, the idea of caring about ancestors like that um it's, that's what I. That's why they don't get head in their culture.
Even though we can prove and we know that washing chicken isn't important, they still wash their chicken because the ancestors.
They do it in stuff, and that's not even racist, it's just true.
And so when, like black people are like yeah, we put thyme and and butter dude, putting old bay seasoning in in your, in your fish pot or whatever, isn't like that.
You put too much sodium.
That's why they have heart disease and people don't realize.
You don't really need that much seasoning.
You need seasoning balanced with salt.
Too much seasoning and your food just tastes like shit.
Too much salt and your food tastes like.
You need a balance and it's more important that you actually, you know, either baste your meat or you uh, marinate your meat.
Right, You don't need 20 seasonings.
You can just marinate your stuff for 12 hours.
You can, you know, 24 hours, and then you cook it in a certain way with a certain type of wood, right?
Mesquite.
Maybe you're a pellet cooker.
Maybe you're a slow cooker on coal.
It's like this whole idea of white people don't, black people don't cook their meat.
Now, a lot of people on the internet are saying that the whippets, this is meant to be inhaled, right?
Because they're giving flavors like peach cream.
So I've done a lot of whippets in my life.
I know that sounds crazy.
I really don't anymore.
Sometimes I have like mental problems.
And I wonder if it's between, I went to this phase of like ecstasy dependency where I would take like eight, 10, 12, 14 pills in a night and then black out.
And I went into a coma one time.
I had some like, it was a really weird partying stage.
I've already talked about in past episodes.
I used to like be like, kind of like smuggle the drugs, like boats in like my friend's bra because we were underage.
It was just weird thing, right?
And Roland Heights.
I was never some big like drug dealer or something like that.
I don't have any cool stories.
I just got paid to smuggle drugs, you know?
Whatever.
But I did get into this computer cleaner phase, which is NO2, right?
Where you use the computer cleaner, you huff it.
And I did that for a long time.
And at parties, they used to sell the balloons.
And I used to do the balloons at parties with the NO2 in it.
And I think, you know, I used to be a much smarter, intelligent individual.
That's why the show is weird because I'm like retarded.
And also, you're like, is he smart or is he retarded?
It's kind of like both, right?
Like smart-tarted or rart.
It's like smart-tarted.
But I did a lot of this stuff.
And it actually did impact my brain development, I think.
And these black people need their brain cells is all I'm going to say.
They're already not doing well as a society and as a culture.
And then they're doing this whippets, yo.
It's a bad combination.
I think some of the comments on there, I never really read the comments on my post, but I think Myron Gaines said this.
So I'm really happy because I have lymphedema and my face was like swollen for like three weeks.
And I now started doing the, it's all going down.
Like I have to go in for the formal drain.
But I've been like, it's been really, really, really, really helpful.
I went back on anti-inflammatory food and stuff and I started losing this.
Look, and it's, here's the thing.
You can gain weight.
You can lose weight.
Sometimes you can gain five pounds.
Sometimes you don't gain any, you know, if you drink a lot one night and you smoke and you eat bad food, you could wake up and your face could look swollen.
So look, I don't judge people because you don't know.
Plus, like, I don't know, Mike or, you know, different people I know, you know, there's their parents or whatever.
There's other people that I know that, you know, you have kids.
I have another kid on the way.
You might gain a little bit of weight because you're up all night.
Maybe you're in a stressful situation.
You can lose or gain 10 pounds, five pounds.
And it's like kind of normal, right?
But there gets to a point where you look at yourself in the mirror and you go, I'm fucking disgusting.
I am, I'm sick and I need to lose that weight, right?
Where do you get to in the point to where you end up looking like this?
Number one, can we bring that up?
How do you get to this point genuinely, right?
Like, how do you look like that?
Right?
This looks like a trash bag.
How do you look like that?
And how do you look like that?
Like, Moana got into little Debbie cakes.
Okay.
This is, this is Moana.
This is Moana 40 BMI, not even four.
That's kind of crazy.
Like, what's going on here?
Look, I just don't know.
Look, I don't know how you get into that.
I don't know how you become that.
I don't know how that happens.
But it's like, what I think is really weird about the weight loss industry or what's going on here is like, look, I moved around the, like, I know my conditions.
I know what's going on.
I know that like when I've been in better health and stuff.
And so it's like, I know that if I'm like going, like, I had to switch to a bunch of like cardio from like weightlifting recently.
And I have to like eat certain foods because I understand my body.
And it's like the lymphdema got out of control.
And like, I have to get my, it back to where it's manageable.
And it'll take me like months and then it gets back manageable.
But what I'm trying to say here is I don't understand these people because you're fat because you eat too much, right?
Like you're fat.
Like I know that like something's bad when my health is bad.
It's like, oh, I'm not eating the right foods or I'm not doing enough cardio.
And so I end up with this backup of fluid or end up, you know, just feeling like lethargic.
Right now, I've been really tired.
So I'm working on that too.
And I'm trying to regulate it.
I change the time of the show.
I kind of like understand my body and the feedback.
It doesn't mean I don't get caught up and like backtracked in my shit.
But like overall, I don't know why these people like, oh, I might be fat, but I can lift weights.
Nobody says because you're fat that you don't have strength, right?
There's no, there's no statement in any book, anywhere in all of health that you, like, you can't lift weights.
Like, you don't see me being like, I might, I might have lymphedema, but I can, you know, bench 225.
It's like, well, no one said you couldn't.
Okay.
That's not the point.
The point is you have a problem and you've got to deal with it.
And the problem is that you're super morbidly obese.
You're not even just chunky.
You're not even just a little thick.
You are super morbidly obese and you should be, it should be illegal.
That's all I'm saying.
You know, so like, I don't really, I don't really understand it.
Okay.
I don't really understand it.
Call me, call me a fat shamer.
Even when I, even when I gain a little bit of weight here and there, you'll see me fluctuate on the show.
And I always get my ass back into a good order, right?
Like I said, like, I'm like, I'm trying to prepare right now because that was fucking stressful and hard moving around the world.
And then having a second kid on the way, I'm trying to get like, really get my, my exercise and health.
You know, I'm like, my wife's really cooking healthier food again and stuff because I'm like, man, I got to make sure I'm like, I got to trim down.
I'm going to go lose another 10 pounds before the baby comes, right?
In about six weeks, because I need to make sure that I'm like trimmed because it's stressful as fuck.
But when you look like that, man, I'm telling you, if you're watching the show, go lose weight, man.
You'll feel a lot better.
A lot of your problems are because you just, you know, eat like crap.
It was also a queer gym.
So I don't know what that is.
Also, check this out.
So what's her name?
AOC was ovulating at the DNC.
Check this out.
I'm feeling it.
Okay.
Check this out.
What are you most looking forward to at the convention this week?
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I mean, I love meeting people from all different parts of the country and to have everyone from Puerto Rico to Alabama all in one room, learning about each other, talking about each other.
I was actually on the couch watching this and I was like, I told my wife, I was like, I wish women were ovulating more so they'd be nice.
You know, because women just act like complete bitches, you know, two weeks of the month.
I mean, not my wife, right?
But like a lot of women, like most women you meet are complete bitch two weeks out of the four.
And they're usually pretty nice for about half a week or a week.
And the other week, they're usually emotionally unstable.
So there's usually about like two weeks of bitchiness where it's like, you know, one week of, you know, depends on their mood.
And then another like half week to week of them being in a good mood.
And that's not even sexist.
That's just like their hormone calendar.
Now, here's the deal.
They can become Christian and they can fight the bitchiness, but through spiritual transformation and gentleness.
And if they have good authority and male authority in their life as well and they're submissive during those weeks, then they can also, you know, bring it under control.
So women really can bring that stuff under control.
They can bring the bitchiness under control.
But for the most part, it's funny when I say stuff like this, who gets mad?
Bitchy women.
So it's like, not the women that are ovulating.
But when they're ovulating, they smile and they're nice and they're kind.
And I was laughing.
So I tweeted this out and I was like, you know, they should smile more.
My wife's like, dude, that's so funny.
You know, they get so pissed when you tell them they should smile.
And they do, but they should smile more.
They really should.
Okay.
Smile more, girls.
It looks good on you.
It does look good on you.
People get mad at this stuff, but it's true, but it's true.
Someone said, goon.
I used to goon forever.
Duke of Meme said the Secret Service broke into that salon because Harris has fake black girl hair, right?
Her weave fell out and she needed to work on it.
So they covered the camera.
That's the only logical explanation.
I don't think that's true.
He also, pronouns-based badass said, can we put links in the comment section?
I don't think you can link in the comment section.
I'll have to ask the mods, but they can tell me what we're doing there.
Duke I mean said, I am looking for a part-time gig.
How much are you paying your mods?
$6 million, actually.
$6 million.
They're literally getting paid $6 million.
No, they're working pro bono.
They're completely sacrificing their time.
And someone said, love you, E-Goon.
No homo.
Thank you.
If you don't know what goon means, you don't know.
No, but the mods are great.
And I'm going to put a little more attention there.
I've just been really, really sidetracked.
I don't think I know anything about modding.
But apparently, as I'm finding out this week, it's a lot of work.
It's a lot of attention.
And so, you know, I'm learning as well.
And I'm appreciative towards anyone who's willing to help out here and keep the chat in a place to where it's not being completely hijacked by spammers and stuff.
There's also, by the way, Butthead said this one goes out to Spaghetti N-Word.
I think he meant to send a picture, but it's showing corrupted.
So I don't know what's going on there.
Shout out to those as well in the chat.
I want to know a couple things.
So as we tone down on the show right now, what do you guys think about this new time on Monday, Wednesdays at 7 p.m.?
Do you like it?
I'm going to read a couple of your feedback in the chat.
Do you like the idea of the Monday, Wednesday chat there and what's going on?
Because that would be really, I'd like to know if you like the idea that Monday, Wednesdays are going to be earlier at 7 p.m. Eastern Time.
And then Fridays are still going to be late, 10.30.
I might even kick it back to 10 p.m. again on Fridays.
It might even go from 10.30 back to 10 on Fridays.
I haven't decided that yet.
But I like the idea of during the weekdays, let's keep it earlier.
So if you want to tune in live, you don't have to stay up so late.
And then on the weekends, if it's Friday, maybe you go out with friends and you're out late and you come back around 10 and you want to watch the show.
Or maybe you're just at home drinking.
Maybe you're drunk.
Maybe you're high.
Not condoning that.
I'm just saying maybe you are drunk, maybe you're high.
And you might end up wanting to watch the show.
And so Fridays will be late.
And we should have in-studio guests every Friday.
That's the goal.
Maybe this Friday will be broken, but we're actually flying people in.
And like, that's crazy.
A show this size, we're going to be flying people in pretty much every week and inviting them on and bringing them out.
So that'll be really great.
I'm really happy about that.
Because we're going to try to grow the show.
So I'm kind of investing a lot of my I'm going to try to invest a lot of my resources from money that I make outside of the show to bring into the show so that we can kind of grow in profile.
And we've been doing really well.
Last time we did like, you know, we have almost 70,000 views on our last video on Rumble.
This time we had like, you know, a few thousand live.
I don't know what happened on X and why we weren't broadcasting on X because that's usually one of our biggest platforms.
So that's a bummer.
But, you know, I think somebody told me that they connected the right wire into the wrong glory hole there and it went somewhere in the back end.
But let's go ahead and let's look at a couple more of the things here.
I just want to say, you know, people are saying, yeah, it's better.
Just remember, usually 30 minutes late.
I don't think we were really late today.
I don't really think we were late.
And we're going to change that.
We're just building the studio.
Things are better.
And if we weren't always talking about changing and becoming less late, then what even would this show be?
I don't entirely know.
Looking at some of the chats here on locals and whatever.
Butthead said, I really liked the early time.
Merrimack said, I like the earlier time.
Flamdog said, I like everything you just said.
Some said, I don't mind earlier shows, but Salty Might.
Merrimack said, when is late?
I end up falling asleep to a ligorous voice and I have nightmares.
Thank you.
Deb stuff is back in there.
Said, I'm just going to hang out in here as well.
Oh, that's different from the talk.
And then down in the chat, some people said, I'm always late.
I'm always late to mod.
And it said, it's big Mike around here.
Proud of you, Elijah.
Up, brother.
Yeah, this is all good.
So, Lila's bestie.
Good.
This fag is in the chat again.
Who's that?
I'm just reading some of the chats here.
So, we're going to be getting the set looking better.
And that way, I'm going to have it set up so the chats are visible.
And I'm going to try to get it so I don't really have to change anything or touch anything.
You know, unless, of course, that's something you'd like me to do to you.
So, we'll end it there.
Someone said 7 p.m., way better.
All right.
I do want the feedback in the chat of what you think about doing later shows on Fridays.
I know this is like kind of boring.
A lot of you guys are tuning out, but I just, I care about your feedback.
I care about knowing what you guys work for you.
So, do you like the idea of Monday, Wednesdays earlier, but then Fridays staying late?
Do you like that idea?
Yes, no, late Fridays work well for you guys.
Kind of keep it a late show and hang out.
Some of you said, Yeah, you like it.
You don't mind staying later on Fridays.
And I don't know what anybody else in the locals chat saying.
Wednesday, I like earlier.
That's from Origonami.
And I think the censor chat's just on their own wavelength, doing whatever they want.
Let's look at a few more things before we close up here today.
I want to look at a couple things, a couple little things here.
This is really good shit.
Okay.
This is what I want to close on this.
Anna Victoria becomes the world's first lawyer with Down syndrome.
First lawyer with Down syndrome.
Isn't that crazy?
We have Down syndrome lawyers.
And the thing is, is what they're going to do is they're going to put this lawyer into like civil rights cases or something that are slam dunk.
And she's going to win all her cases.
And she's going to have a better record than people who don't have Down syndrome.
And they're going to let in more people with Down syndrome.
And eventually you're going to end up committing a crime, not have money for a lawyer.
You're going to have a retarded person representing you.
But it's actually going to be better that the retarded person is representing you because they're going to make sure that she wins the case.
So you're going to start wanting retarded people to represent your case.
And that's how we end up in idiocracy.
Is there is a push so that everyone's going to push their retarded kids to join, become lawyers, and the whole justice system is going to be messed up.
And if you try to argue your case reasonably and not a tapipe, my pakala is not an like, hey, I want to be honest with you guys, you're going to end up losing your case.
So they keep, you know, the status different, and then you're going to go to jail for not being retarded.
And I like Down syndrome people.
I have nothing against them.
I don't think it's funny to make fun of them at all.
I think they're cool, but I'm telling you, that's where we're in right now.
And that's what's happening.
We're all a little downs.
Anyway, thank you for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
I'll see you guys on Wednesday at 7 p.m. Eastern Time.
We're going to be having a show on Thursday as well.
We have an exclusive show directly on Censored.
So if you go to censored.tv, you get exclusive content.
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So you'll be getting an upload of an old street video or pasta record.
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And like I mentioned, we're really working on it in here because, you know, I really respect Tim Pool and Tim Cast.
I really like it.
But the thing is, is I'm always trying to think a step ahead with this show.
And one of my main things was that like, I'm tired of like, you know, seeing Candace saying, oh, I'm not getting invited places or seeing people that I know not getting invited onto shows because they're not Zionist, right?
Like I got disinvited from Newsmax recently.
I've had a couple shows.
I won't throw them under the bus cancel on me over some things that I said on the internet.
And so, you know, people will cancel you and they won't have you on their shows because you speak the truth.
Now, I've never had a problem.
I always just do my own shows.
I say what I want.
I do what I want to do.
Of course, you know, the show's always got tech problems.
There's always, you know, retarded shit going on, always hit pieces.
Somebody's always talking shit about me.
And like I always tell you, believe it all.
It's all true.
Everything you read on the internet about me is all true, right?
Somebody even told me they wanted me to come on their show and they wanted to call me out.
And I said, I'll agree with you, brother.
Every hit piece, everything that someone's tweeted about me, I'm going to agree with it.
It's 100% verified.
You hear it from the horse's mouth.
And so, you know, I'm just like, you know, I'm used to this.
Maybe you're not.
I'm used to it.
So I'm like, why am I going to live in a world where I'm waiting to get invited on shows?
Why am I waiting in a world where I'm trying to get monetized?
So I don't rely on any big tech monetization at all.
We don't get any money from big tech.
I'm demonetized on Instagram, Facebook, on X, formerly known as Twitter, demonetized on YouTube.
My website, Google Ads, were demonetized.
They just take it all away.
Rumble, I make about $11, but that's alt tech.
I'm not monetized on Telegram, on Gab, anywhere like that.
And so it's like, you know, I'm like, hey, I'm going to build a set and a studio and take this show seriously where we fly people in and people are going to want to get invited here.
So what you're going to see over the coming months and years is that people are going to be jealous of what we got going here and they're going to want to come on.
And then our haters, the ones who have already tried to come after us, are going to get more mad and they're going to try new tricks.
So expect more shit from people that hate me.
Expect more lies, more slander, more defamation, and then they'll get away with it because I'm a public figure and it's very hard to sue people for that shit.
But whatever.
I don't really care.
We'll just have fun with it and just agree with them on everything.
But I'm really excited about the future.
And that's amazing.
So what I found this stream on the late Friday.
All right.
Hella Helmazian.
Thank you for joining.
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I love you.
I appreciate you.
Shout out to everybody who's in the chat.
I think I got all the super chats today.
You guys have been great.
And hopefully I'll be less distracted.
We'll get some of the tech stuff done by the next time I'm here.
A couple more super chats, actually.
Primetime Pimp said, thank you, Elijah, and sent in a tip there on local.
So you can tip locals and on censored, I think you can as well.
But I don't know if anyone did.
Let me go ahead and check that real fast here in the control panel.
If anybody, I don't know if people really do super chat on censored, but I know that you can.
Where is this?
Comments?
Is it here?
No, live questions.
I don't think anyone does, though.
No, no one really does, but you can super chat there.
To the rest of you guys watching, I appreciate you.
Deb, I owe you a phone call.
Check the Discord.
I told you we need to set up a phone call.
Maybe you did write me back, but I've just been really all over the place.
And so we need to fucking go.
I really appreciate everyone being here.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And I am so blessed to call you guys my friends and to continue this fight together.
