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Aug. 17, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Trump ASSASSIN “Accidentally” CREMATED by FBI | Guests: Revenge of the Cis

A massive cover-up is underway to memory-hole the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania and now the FBI is openly hiding the evidence, or so we suspect. How can Pelosi coup Biden out of office after “random dark agents” tried to kill Trump on live TV? This madness needs to be discussed. Plus, Monkey Pox is now detected in Sweden and in the sewage water of the USA thanks to the rainbow community having no self-control. Trump has a couple major W’s and Ls within 24 hours, leaving his dedicated base confused. We get into all this and MORE on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: https://vanman.shop/pages/slightly-offensive/ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ___ ⇩FOLLOW OUR ROYCE & MERSH⇩ ➤ ROYCE X: https://x.com/hippojuicefilm ➤ MERSH X: https://x.com/GhostOfMersh ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/Revengeofthecis ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM ht..

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elijah schaffer
Guys, I am so shocked.
The FBI messed up.
And just like my wife, this never happens, right?
I mean, it's almost hard to believe that they could make a mistake.
Go to my screen here, Brian.
Colin Ruge from Trending Politics reported this directly, and he said this.
The FBI secretly released would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crook's body to be cremated before Representative Clay Higgins could examine it.
According to a preliminary investigation report from Higgins, the FBI cremated the body without telling anyone 10 days after the Pennsylvania rally tragedy.
My effort to examine Crook's body on Monday, August 5th caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact.
The FBI released the body for cremation 10 days after January 13th, which we're calling it Jay 13th since every gay day.
We just call it Jay 13th, you know, F27, FU HOMO, whatever we're talking about, whatever gets you off erotically.
We talk about it here.
On Jay 23, now we have J23.
Crooks was gone.
Nobody knew this until Monday, August 5th, including the county coroner law enforcement, sheriff, et cetera.
Yes, Butler County Coroner technically had legal authority over the body, but I spoke with the coroner and he would have never released Crook's body to the family for cremation or burial without a specific permission from the FBI.
The coroner's report and autopsy report are both late.
As of Monday, August 5th, they were a week late.
The problem with me not being able to examine the actual body is that I won't know 100% if the coroner's report and the autopsy report are accurate.
We will actually never know.
Brian, you can take that off the screen.
So it turns out, not only are we memory-holing Trump's assassination, but they cleaned the crime scene one day after, which they said was unprecedented, never happens.
And then they went to go examine his body to confirm his identity, and he was cremated.
I mean, I don't think anyone's ever been this trick since the Jews tricked God every Saturday by cutting holes in their toilet paper and putting magic fridges that have lights that automatically turn on.
We're in crazy territory, everybody.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately whatever the fuck time we want it to be because we started late tonight because we can.
We're in a new studio.
We got some new lighting.
It's not bisexual lighting.
It's like demisexual, femme, cat ears lighting.
Anyway, we have our guests on today, Royce and Merch from ROTC Revenge of the Cis.
I'll introduce him in a little bit.
Anyways, let's start the show.
I can feel the energy.
I can feel the monkeypox just incubating in this cess pit here.
Anyway, like I mentioned, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
Welcome to Nightly Offensive.
If you're new here, I want to remind you guys something really important.
Brian, go to my screen.
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Anyway, I'd like to introduce my guests for today.
Monkeypox is spreading around the country.
So I brought on two specialists who have not only know about it, have gotten it, have given it, and continue to spread it to this day.
Royce and Merch, do we have any like sound?
royce lopez
We told you that in confidence.
unidentified
We told you the monkeypox thing in confidence.
mike mersh schiele
I was told this show is about HPV.
royce lopez
Yeah, I don't, I'm a little confused.
We're also experts on that, too.
elijah schaffer
So you like not only kill gay guys, but women too.
Well, that's the goal.
royce lopez
You know, manifesting.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, okay, well, let's okay.
mike mersh schiele
On the screen, if I kill a woman, it's a domestic.
If I kill a gay guy, it's a hate crime.
You know, like, I don't want it to go.
royce lopez
You're better off killing a woman.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
royce lopez
Yeah.
No hate crimes.
mike mersh schiele
And also because they're terrible.
Sorry.
royce lopez
I mean, which one are we talking about again?
We're supposed to be better for this part.
mike mersh schiele
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But on a serious note, so I guess you could, this is actually true, by the way.
The Centers for Disease Control also was called the CDROTC Center for Disease.
You know, you know, this is the true thing.
But go ahead and introduce yourself.
Who are you?
And why are you here besides the fact that we're plugging Rogaine in 10 minutes?
Go ahead.
royce lopez
Well, that's me.
I am Royce Lopez.
I'm one half of Revenge of the Sis.
And we came down because, well, you've been on our show.
And now that you're not, you know, in a foreign country, we figured we'd show up and hang out.
You're not that far from us.
It was worth the drive.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, it's true.
royce lopez
And Merch will do anything for $20.
elijah schaffer
And it's crazy because, like, I mean, you were on the east side of Epstein Island.
I was on the west side.
royce lopez
And we never saw each other.
elijah schaffer
And we never saw it.
mike mersh schiele
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Betters.
unidentified
It was easy.
elijah schaffer
It was dark.
royce lopez
Best buffet.
unidentified
Best buffet.
royce lopez
I only went there for the food.
mike mersh schiele
You guys are idiots because every Tuesday we used to all get together.
elijah schaffer
Really?
mike mersh schiele
And that was the whole thing.
Yeah.
And you guys fucking, you know, too cool, too cool.
I'm only on my side.
elijah schaffer
Well, I wasn't for the, I didn't go for the human trafficking.
I wasn't involved in any of that.
I actually just wanted to go there for the abuse of minorities.
I went for racism, not because I'm a pedophile, you know, which is different.
mike mersh schiele
We came up with a bit on our show about how there had to have been some rich and powerful people that went to Epstein Island and just thought, like, oh my God, the surf and turf here is great.
But like, they have a zip line and like, I can fuck, like, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm just fucking regular age women and I'm partying.
There's rules.
And they're still on those logs, like where they were just like, I did not know that there was like, it's the same way with Disney World.
Like, there are people that go to Disney World.
Now, like, we go to Epcot every year.
And you're like, you ever go to Islands of Adventure?
And you're like, ah, we're going to make it.
That's different parking.
You know what I mean?
So, like, there's got to be some people that went to Epstein Island.
royce lopez
I was there for the jet skis.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, they were like, I don't know, dude.
I only got so surface deep into Epstein Island, bro.
I was rich.
They had jet skis and stuff.
royce lopez
You know what the cool thing is, though?
The lobster was great.
Everyone thinks there was only one island.
They would only do it in one place.
It's my favorite thing and go, well, we took care of Epstein Island.
There's definitely not more islands.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Justin Bieber is definitely not blowing P. Diddy while he's 16 on a dance floor in Los Angeles.
That definitely didn't happen, right?
mike mersh schiele
I mean, do we agree with that, though?
We had a theory about like our original theory was that like out of all the elites that were part of like the media and all that, like Chris Cuomo is the biggest idiot in the world.
And like he probably showed up to Epstein Island and was like, yo, this lobster tail is amazing.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
The Molinae sauces to die for.
mike mersh schiele
And he never got into the kid dealing part.
elijah schaffer
They didn't understand.
Like they go to order the menu, you know, and it's like, oh, I'll take a steak, you know, I'll take a steak.
And it's like, oh, you know, we only have, you know, young beef.
royce lopez
You know what I'm saying?
We only have veal.
elijah schaffer
It's only.
unidentified
I had to wait for my cheese pizza for 45 minutes.
mike mersh schiele
And I feel like it's a simple thing.
It's a cheese pizza.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I like how the fact is that you're pretending, but I remember when we were there that night, you ordered pepperoni, which makes you an inaccurate source for the show, right?
But, you know, that's the crazy thing.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, I actually ordered a meat slam, which is code for a little fat kid like Angus.
royce lopez
Well, that's the other thing.
Mercer's from New York and he's like, yo, the kids have been there because of the water.
elijah schaffer
You know, the thing about Epstein Island is what's crazy is, is that, you know, white people, you know, usually conquer.
But, you know, Epstein, you know, wasn't exactly your typical white guy, if you know what I'm saying.
So he didn't just conquer, you know, land.
He conquered human rights.
You know, he like he overcame the dignity of humanity, right?
And it seems like a lot of people in his position, a lot of people in that kind of, you know, that kind of group of people typically do not really care about human rights or the dignity of anybody.
You know, in reality.
Yeah, not only themselves, but it's treated well.
But I've taken it down to the fact that anyone who thinks that God can be deceived is worse than an atheist.
Because, you know, I don't have a lot of respect for atheism.
Because I think you, I, I think if you're agnostic and you don't know, you know, I can respect the fact of just you haven't, you haven't opened up your heart, right?
Your eyes might be blind.
Your heart might be blind.
That's okay.
Maybe you're on a different path.
To say that you know there's no God, I think you are dumber than a suicide bombing Muslim because that thinks that blowing up your body for God is what he wants.
But even worse than a suicide bombing Muslim and an atheist is someone who thinks that there is a God and that he created everything, but you can deceive him.
royce lopez
Right.
elijah schaffer
Does that make sense?
royce lopez
Because if you have, if you have like the black door guy, press the elevator button, you're fine.
You still got to go to heaven.
That's the rules.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, speak for yourself, Goyam.
I jerk off through a hole in a sheet to Tranny Porn.
I make sure I'm going to heaven.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of that, speaking of that, we got some crazy stories for you.
I do want to go to this.
We are talking about this.
Listen to me here for a second.
Brian, if you go to my screen here.
So, look, Colin Ruge's a great guy, and he was explaining some insanity here that, you know, for like it or not, this craziness, the fact that this guy who attempted to assassinate Trump legitimately had his body cremated.
But Brian, you can go to me first, you know, first person here for a second because I want to explain something that I think is really important that perhaps just perhaps we don't fully understand.
So, Brian, you can take that off the screen entirely there.
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mike mersh schiele
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Go to him.
There you go.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, the moment's lost.
It was, yeah, it was good.
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All right.
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unidentified
All right.
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mike mersh schiele
Ooh.
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I want to just get your guys' opinion on this.
You know, it's pretty remarkable that, you know, you find out in 2016, right, you had this issue with the servers with Hillary Clinton.
And you find out the FBI sort of worked with a company called CrowdStrike, right?
Which was in the news recently.
And they had a massive, you know, error.
And we lost a lot of data.
They lost a lot of data.
And somehow we lost a lot of files about Hillary Clinton's private conversations.
And at least that's pretty smooth.
You know what I mean?
That's like pretending to wear a condom during sex.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, yeah, it's on.
Like, you know, you could be smooth.
But now they've gotten so brazen, absolutely, absolutely so brazen that they're just essentially covering up crimes and then just going, fuck you.
And that's what I feel like.
I mean, maybe you disagree with me, but the fact that the official investigation from Congress was taking place.
And then they go to look at the body and the FBI goes, oops, we forgot to tell anyone, but he's cremated and all the evidence was destroyed.
My bad.
Oopsie.
They pressed B instead of A. Like, I don't think there's any other evidence that this is a cover-up.
royce lopez
No, dude.
Look, look, here's the thing.
At this point, they become brazen.
You want to know why?
Because number one, Republicans have no teeth and no one ever holds them to the fire.
They have a committee about another committee and another committee, right?
But nobody ever actually does anything.
They don't, because all these people, man, the uniparty thing, I think, is completely real.
All these people cover for each other.
And I don't think it's because they all, like, they're all friends.
I think they all have dirt on each other and they have, you know, mutually assured destruction, right?
They burnt it up.
And you want to know what happens?
No one's going to get in trouble.
Look, has the Secret Service person got fired?
No, right?
She stepped down, but that's about it.
Nobody got fired.
Did you see what the Secret Service did at that shop where they just covered up a camera, walked in and everybody?
elijah schaffer
Tell everyone because that's insane.
Like they actually took a shit in somebody's business and then like rigged their whole security system.
I'm going to pull up the story while you're telling that.
royce lopez
So we covered it.
And basically what happened was they were the Kamala Harris rally and there was this woman who owned a small shop.
And in that small shop, they said, look, we're going to shut down for the day because it's going to be chaotic and that's fine.
Secret Service came by and on the ring camera, came and put a piece of tape over the ring camera, right?
A female secret service agent, by the way, picked the lock and told all the first responders to use the bathroom in this shop owners, in this shop owner's shop.
And she was like, I never gave her permission.
And you know what happened?
The Secret Service called and they said they apologized.
They didn't apologize, by the way.
They says, well, that should have never happened.
You know, we, we have to look into that.
But now they're walking it back and going like, we never told them to do it.
Yeah, you're right.
A fireman broke into their thing.
So they get away with everything because they can because nothing ever happened to them.
There's no accountability.
And now, you know, when we were younger, at least when they used to lie to you, they used to have to actually put together a story.
Now they just go, yeah, we're lying to you.
Fuck you going to do about it?
That's not going to do anything about it.
What are we going to do about it?
Nothing.
mike mersh schiele
No, that's basically it.
It would be like if I just ran into a Panera bread and pulled my gun out and I'm like, this is official business.
Get out of my way.
I have to use your bathroom.
And they're like, I'm going to guess.
Like, Jesus, this is nuts.
elijah schaffer
Well, they broke in.
And like, I like, and then they didn't, they denied it.
And then they said, I'm sorry.
But if you look at this real fast, this is what it says.
A Massachusetts salon owner said that she felt violated after the U.S. Secret Service covered her security camera and other officials entered her business without permission during an event for Vice President Kamala Harris, according to multiple reports.
Alicia Powers, owner of 413 Salon in Pittsburgh, very creative name lady.
Massachusetts told Business Insider that she decided to close her business.
You know how women name things?
It always makes me laugh.
There's like with naming businesses, it's Asians the bottom, of course, because it's just like, you know, fuck me.
mike mersh schiele
Go golden hand job massage.
And you're like, well, you're open after 10 p.m.
I mean, that's happening.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, with the blinking light in the front.
unidentified
That's the thing.
elijah schaffer
So they go, oh, fuck me, massage.
Oh, it's because, you know, sometimes I'm like, oh, fuck me.
And you're like, okay, that's a little bit sketchy.
But then with women, you know, it's just like one jump studio.
And you're like, you know, can we at least just not, let's just, let's name everything, you know, Citibank.
Let's put some like catalyst or something creative.
But I feel like it's like, oh, I'm 413.
You know why?
Because you probably, because I'm the fourth child of my dad's first priority.
And I'm the third wife of my now husband.
royce lopez
And now I know the pin code to your ATM, you dumb broad.
Like, that's what they are.
You're so predictable.
Let me guess, every woman listening, your pin code is your kid's first kid's birthday.
Did I nail it?
Change it now.
We all know.
mike mersh schiele
And I also, but I, but I think, I think that I'm- Yeah, once I'm sipping your kid's Capri son, like, I can hack your bank account.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, get it together.
elijah schaffer
That is such a weird analogy.
Exactly.
royce lopez
He sleeps without a single mothers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, you know, now you're a single mom.
mike mersh schiele
There's other levels of hacking.
There's data hacking and then there's social hacking.
Where you get for that, huh?
unidentified
Oh, man.
mike mersh schiele
You have a pass to the Amazon warehouse?
That's awesome.
You just go to sleep at this time every day.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I want to look at a couple things.
I mean, obviously, people know that are new to the show.
About the first hour, we cover like news.
We talk about this.
The second hour, we have to go to confession early in the morning after that part.
But here's what's crazy.
So some newly released footage.
We don't have to watch all that.
Brian, so check it out.
So wait, Brian, in the future, until videos are up on the screen before you go to full screen.
So take it off.
There you go.
All right.
We're just going to figure it out.
All right.
unidentified
So I'm going to fucking kill this guy for you.
mike mersh schiele
You give me the word.
elijah schaffer
No, it's all fine.
It's a new studio where we're getting back down on the memoirs.
mike mersh schiele
Fucking kill you.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
He gets very defensive.
royce lopez
I don't know what to tell you, verse is like that.
elijah schaffer
Is it offense?
Am I your side bitch?
I was like, Brian and I are not in a relationship.
royce lopez
We could be, though.
unidentified
Who knows?
elijah schaffer
There is a glory hole in this room.
I don't know who's on the other side.
No, but I just want to play this.
No, Brian, we'll just wait till videos go full screen just because we got to get our communication down.
I've been saying that to my wife for seven years now.
But here's the deal.
Basically.
mike mersh schiele
She's Nigerian.
I told you.
Yeah, she's 19.
elijah schaffer
She's 19 now.
mike mersh schiele
It's a language pair.
elijah schaffer
She's just turned 19.
So what I want to play with this video is to show the incompetence, right?
We were talking about how this was like an accident.
When local police departments are shocked at the incompetence of the federal agencies, it is not because federal agencies are incompetent, despite what Mr. Roger Daniels says, you know, these incompetent DEI Secret Service people.
It's like, okay, that's not what happened here.
This is intentional negligence.
It was either a cooperative plan to kill Trump or, which I want to say, this is actually almost as possible, but also makes sense.
A lot of people are probably trying to kill Trump.
And they probably foil a lot of attempted assassinations.
People want to kill Elon Musk.
People want to kill us.
And maybe you should take me out of this world.
My life would be made.
royce lopez
So much more relaxing then, right?
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
I'm dead.
But I meant like, you know, all they needed to do, they didn't have to like, you know, psyop the guy.
They could have just had a CIA plant come in.
They knew he wanted to kill Trump.
They kind of like, oh, did you check this out on some board or something?
And then just, you know, they get the plan.
They don't let the police go there and they let him take care of it.
They don't have to like, you know, make his plan for him.
It's not just like that.
Trust me.
royce lopez
They just turn a blind eye.
They know it's happening, turn a blind eye.
elijah schaffer
And nudge them, right?
mike mersh schiele
It's like, it's like one of these trainees are going to figure it out.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, look at it.
You know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
Like, one of them will figure it out.
elijah schaffer
Listen, this is, this is, this is remarkable.
Okay, Brian, you go to that screen here for a second.
You can go with us on the screen watching here.
Listen to the desperation of the police officers basically saying, holy shit.
I honestly didn't think that they were this stupid.
unidentified
I fucking told them they need to post the guy's fucking over here.
elijah schaffer
I told them that the fucking move.
unidentified
The Secret Service.
I told him that fucking Tuesday.
I told him to post fucking guys over here.
What no, we're inside.
Alpha 1 alpha 1.
Thank you.
mike mersh schiele
I told him guys over here.
elijah schaffer
I wasn't even concerned about it because I thought someone was on the roof.
I thought that's how we found out to me.
There's a guy walking back on the roof.
unidentified
They were inside.
Why were we in the building?
Because it's trip off.
Why weren't we?
Because I thought we were going to post guys over here.
I tried to talk to the secret service guys.
They're like, yeah, no problem.
We're going to post guys over here.
I bet she climbed up here.
I don't think so.
The triple foot is right there.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I thought he should yell at him.
unidentified
He didn't see him.
P2 and Officer or Pat.
royce lopez
You guys can talk freely.
unidentified
Available just for the west side of AGR.
Awesome.
Who was over here?
Who was through the fence?
That was the fence right there.
And then Bullery issue.
royce lopez
I was right there.
mike mersh schiele
Was there a guy over here?
unidentified
Was there one of your guys, or was there a secret service guy over here?
elijah schaffer
So I saw everyone purchased around in the building.
Okay, we're going to pause it there for a second.
And by the way, people that are in the chat are freaking out the Brian stuff.
We're actually just figuring out the show live as we're going.
If you didn't know what happened before, what was happening as we got into the set here?
As you guys walk in, what was I doing?
royce lopez
Oh, he's putting up lights.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
royce lopez
He was setting everything up.
elijah schaffer
We were installed.
So this is like we're in real time.
You might notice we have some colors, which is crazy because I'm Hispanic.
royce lopez
Don't call me colored.
elijah schaffer
I mean, what's up?
unidentified
Beaner.
Hello.
elijah schaffer
Hola.
mike mersh schiele
I'm Irish.
Usually, people use the N-word on me.
elijah schaffer
Okay, you're waiting?
royce lopez
I'm Cuban.
elijah schaffer
Ah, Cuban.
royce lopez
Cubano.
unidentified
Hola.
elijah schaffer
Mayamosi Lija.
royce lopez
Qué.
elijah schaffer
Elaija.
Yo habla español.
royce lopez
Muy bieng.
unidentified
Si.
elijah schaffer
Porque es necesario parami trabajo parami producer.
Whatever say produce.
How do you say?
Come on, you nailed it.
unidentified
Okay, but Mexicano.
elijah schaffer
He said, you know, like that's why he este una agua una um back.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
That's why he's so sleepy.
royce lopez
He's so sleepy.
elijah schaffer
I said I got an ice machine.
He ran.
He was like, shit.
royce lopez
No, not that one.
elijah schaffer
They're making him in machines now.
royce lopez
Why did he run?
They're in for immigration law here.
Are you kidding me?
unidentified
I know, I know, I know, I know.
All right.
elijah schaffer
But look, look, let's break this down for a second.
mike mersh schiele
I mean, we don't need to watch the whole video, but I love that the local cops were like, we, the local, just local, like, fucking greenies police ago, like, oh, you're going to go, you're going to have a presidential election speech at the feed farm.
Yeah, that's the feed farm.
We've only snowed in town.
And I told him, like, I've done enough calls at the feed farm.
And they were like, I told him the ears of the thing.
And they were like, yeah, we know.
We're women.
We're fat lesbian women.
They don't actually care about, you know, the president dying.
He's the orange man.
He's bad.
We're fat lesbians.
royce lopez
Yeah.
No, again, I really do believe that it was that it was.
I don't think it was somebody.
The CIA shot him.
I think it's just let something slip through the cracks, leave a couple openings and hoping nature would take care of itself.
mike mersh schiele
Well, look, you know, and that's kind of like, because I want to harp on this topic for too long, but I know it's only an attempted assassination on the fucking most populous president in the past 20 years.
elijah schaffer
Correct, correct?
No, you're right.
mike mersh schiele
We don't want to harp on this.
Like, because everyone in the media has just been going, yeah, but Kamala, let's go, boss girl, brat energy, bye, bye, barrel.
You're like, I don't want to harp on the fact that they tried to literally fucking murder.
unidentified
Well, I'm a guy who's trying to save the country.
mike mersh schiele
No, you're right.
Let's not harp on it, though.
elijah schaffer
Okay, okay.
What I meant is this.
What I meant is this.
I don't want to harp on the conspiracy of like, you know, because it's not a conspiracy.
It's a brazen cover-up.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
Like, it was totally Thomas Crooks.
elijah schaffer
Well, but that's my point.
It's like, you know, you come out, it's not even fun anymore, right?
It's like Ellen DeGeneres coming out as gay was fun, right?
It's like, oh, and then your mom's like, we can't watch Ellen anymore, you know?
But Jojo Siwak coming out as gay, you're like, ah, maybe we should bring back Muslim executions.
I agree.
unidentified
Maybe.
royce lopez
100%.
elijah schaffer
Maybe we should.
And the gays agree with you.
They're like, actually, maybe we are kind of annoying and this kind of sucks.
So we're not in a fun era of like being edgy.
You know, you used to say, like, hey, you know, like, I mean, even like a year and a half ago, I put out a poll that was like, oh, do you think that Jews control everything?
And then there were internal memos at Breitbart and other companies.
Everyone had to unfollow him.
If you work there, you can't even follow him.
You're not allowed.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
It was like, no, you can't follow him.
You know, you can't, the only person you could follow was the devil because that's who they're following.
And so it's like, you're not, he's not satanic.
You can't follow this guy.
But now, you know, you come out and you have Dan Brazilian on PBD podcast watch a little bit about just coming out and ripping the biggest JQ stuff.
And everyone's just like, eh.
royce lopez
That's funny.
The problem, we talk about this on the show all the time.
There's some people saying stuff now that in 2016 was getting a strikes all over the place and getting his de-platform.
And now you hear people like the part that it's hard not to get resentful.
It's people now coming out and being like, hey, let me just tell you about, you know, whatever, whatever edgy thing you're talking about.
It's like, it's not even edgy now.
Everyone's talking about it now.
Like, look, for example, I saw Rogan's new special, right?
It's like, this Rogan's new special should have been called, yeah, it's easy to do that now.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, now you could do that.
If we, if that special 2016, 2017 would have never been allowed.
Everybody now is talking.
The thing is with conspiracy theory stuff, like all this stuff here, even normies now be like, oh, yeah, no, they definitely said, oh, yeah, no, it's stuff for the CIA.
But the problem is what you're learning is most people are so comfortable, like, fine with it.
Like, I don't, what am I going to do about it?
I think we have a what am I going to do about it mentality with all this stuff?
mike mersh schiele
What you got to do about it?
We got to go easy on Rogan because I'm actually working right now with some people.
We're working, we're writing an SVU, like Rip from the Headlines episode where the stool from a Rogan said.
royce lopez
Oh, he humps his stats.
Yeah, that's true.
He humps it.
mike mersh schiele
So let's go easy.
unidentified
Hey, I just want to be careful on Joe Rogan because he's about to invite me on for a show.
elijah schaffer
So I don't want to get upset.
All right, congratulations, sir.
You know what?
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, right.
Me and Rogan going, have you felt their skulls?
unidentified
You're like, I don't think he's going to like that too much.
mike mersh schiele
Have you seen how wide their noses are?
Like, you can figure it out.
elijah schaffer
All right, but okay, but I. Jamie, pull up IQs and ethnicity.
royce lopez
Pull that up.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Jamie, sub-Saharan Africa, is that the temperature on our thermostat or is at the IQ?
It's like, you know, you don't know, right?
But but I, but what I'm saying about this stuff is it's, it's not fun anymore because you sort of get past this litmus test where, like, I made a tweet today, didn't go anywhere because the new algorithm sucks.
royce lopez
It does suck now.
elijah schaffer
It's really bad.
But I said this, like, you know, Ben Shapiro was out there saying, oh, you know, we've got to, we've got to basically look out for white people in this certain random, weird context.
And I said, you know, white anxiety has gotten so serious because of replacement immigration.
And I put his old tweet that said, I don't care to give a damn about the Browning of America.
You know, like, you know, and they're here, you know, so who, you know what I mean?
mike mersh schiele
So I'm not going to be saying anything about It's because whenever Shapiro brings up like the white birth rates, you're like, Yeah, but which white people are we?
elijah schaffer
But correct what I'm saying.
I'm saying, so now it's like, look, when it was serious, right, when Fuentes and like James Alsup and some of these more like what were considered the alt-right, right?
Richard Spencer and stuff, when they were saying, hey, white replacement is real, right?
I'm an American.
I know there's Americans of other ethnicities.
I liked, you know, when there was limited immigration and people that were here were American and their culture was American.
You were American first, then Muslim.
You were American.
We liked to fly the flag.
The immigrants we're getting now are pieces of shit.
And the problem is, it's like, so now he's like, oh, well, this is kind of fucked.
Now I have to pretend like I care.
And that's what I'm saying about that test.
If you see people where it's like, hey, well, Ben Shapiro is saying that white people are being replaced and it's a problem.
It's like, yeah, motherfucker, when it's too late.
And that's why I don't listen to these people because I don't want to listen to people that their advice becomes helpful five years too late.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah, they're always behind because Ben Shapiro is like, okay, folks, but now my local Publix is getting really, really bad.
So now it's starting to affect me.
And the moment it starts affecting on their because people, a lot of these people feel insulated from it.
But when it does start affecting and starts encroaching on their place, they start going, oh, I didn't realize this is going to affect my golf club.
I had no, I had no clue.
And that's what happens with them.
But the problem, these people are always so behind because Charlie Kirk is someone else I use as another great example who a few years ago was like, if you mentioned even Israel, forget Jews stuff.
Even Israel was like, you can't talk about it.
Israel is a country.
America's an idea.
Remember that Charlie Kirk classic?
mike mersh schiele
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's just who's that was a Prager.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
And now, and now he's like, well, actually, now he's starting to play a little bit with that and talking about, I'm not, Israel's not that great.
And it's like, that's because you saw Candace Owen blow by you, is what happened.
She blew by you because she was just saying stuff that was uncomfortable for you.
And, you know, they all, it's, it's, it's a game of catch up they play.
And that's why they're always behind.
That's why you never listen to the neocons or any of that stuff because they're always behind.
And they try to sell you $20 chocolate to make shitty movies.
Not talking about Daily Wire specifically, but the Daily Wire specifically movies suck.
mike mersh schiele
Also, their stupid right-wing beer sucks.
I'm sorry, Hulk Hogan made a right-wing beer that is affordable.
HAFALA.
elijah schaffer
Does he rip himself open?
I want to look at this, though.
I don't know if this is true and verified, but I will tell you something.
I want to give some inside information here.
Brian, if you can go to my screen, bring us all up on the screen here.
Censored men said this: a Daily Wire leak.
Advertisers are walking.
And no, this is not just about my show, too.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, we're completely fine.
A current employee at the Daily Wire has come forward and said that the Daily Wire is struggling with both views and advertisers from the source.
Now, look, because I have my own gripe with these people, I don't try to be unfair.
Like, this could be bullshit, right?
So we have no idea.
And I have to always underline that.
Just because you don't like who someone's talking about doesn't mean that the source is accurate.
And we have to be really careful in this day and age to not just accept information because we like who it's bagging on, right?
Because that's how we become, you know, how we go to war with Iran.
Anyway, the recent backstage live at the Ryman event was a disaster from start to finish.
According to the same source, the Daily Wire couldn't sell tickets.
So they asked all employees to attend and bring their friends and family.
At least 70% of the audience that attended were made up of colleagues, friends, and family.
Executives made a decision to not air the event live on YouTube for fear that the public would see the empty seats.
They instead edited the event and released it onto YouTube the following day.
Even the edited event was a colossal failure.
Just 5k viewers watched it live despite heavy advertising.
Now, this is not talking shit because I'd be super happy to ever hit that on the show.
So, again, people that accuse me of being jealous, that's great for me.
But if you have like five of the so-called biggest people on a show with millions of dollars of budget, maybe you should have millions of dollars worth of viewers.
Advertisers are unhappy.
We've already lost millions in ad sales this year.
It feels like the company is in a state of managed decline.
Looks like the Daily Wire overplayed their hand when they revealed that they were an Israel first media outlet.
And I just want to clarify this.
Everyone thinks that that is Andrew Clavin in a Yamaka, but that is actually just the watermark.
Go to the screen, Brian.
That is just the watermark.
unidentified
You can see a transparent of the CC.
elijah schaffer
That is not a Yamaka.
I just want to clarify because everyone kept pointing that out.
That's not a Yamaka.
That's just the watermark.
Anyway.
royce lopez
Yeah, the Yamaka's in his heart.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
unidentified
Maybe the Yamaka was the friends we made along the way.
royce lopez
Look, listen, and I agree.
Look, we have our own problems with Daily Wire, but I think what's happening with, and I've always said this, and this was merchandise both opinions on Daily Wire is they've they wanted to speak for me.
These people, these people wanted to be a movie company.
That's what they wanted to be.
All of these are Hollywood rejects and people that Ben Shapiro's family was literally in Hollywood.
elijah schaffer
You know, he's one of those down the street from here.
mike mersh schiele
Hollywood kids.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We have studios next to each other.
We share the glory hole.
mike mersh schiele
Shapiro's a Hollywood kid.
He's just a dork who's bad to look at.
elijah schaffer
And we're both from L.A.
I was his old neighbor.
mike mersh schiele
You are, yeah, you're Jewish.
You're horrible to look at.
And you're a nerd.
You're supposed to be a producer.
And he was like, all right, I'll be a producer.
unidentified
Are you saying he was horrible to look at?
mike mersh schiele
Come on.
royce lopez
And by the way, you got to admit, it's funny.
The whole company with Sir Nashville is like, I'm going to move with my people.
I'm moving down.
I'm moving down to South Florida.
I'm going to be with my people.
But no, it's.
mike mersh schiele
It's what I've been trying to figure out my whole life.
Why am I so popular with black and Jewish women?
Have you met black men and Jewish men?
royce lopez
Yeah, that's actually true.
mike mersh schiele
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I love heavy white people.
What can I say?
They love a little pushing for the cushion for the pushing.
You know what I'm saying?
royce lopez
Ben Shapiro is somebody who really banked on he was going to be able to own college kids.
And then after, but that's his gimmick.
And after that gimmick ran dry, everyone's like, yeah, shut up, bro.
No one cares.
Because the problem with Ben Shapiro is Ben Shapiro try to position himself as this great debater, but he actually doesn't debate anybody worth a shit.
Like he debates children.
elijah schaffer
He has to debate Nick Fuentes.
And you know what?
He has to debate Nick Fuentes because you know what?
People were saying the reason why they're losing money, if it's true and stuff, is because they've lost relevance because they were on the cutting edge of debating retarded people.
And that's what they were on the cutting edge of.
And you know what?
Ben Shapiro says there's nobody more retarded than Nick Fuentes.
And he thinks he's the dumbest, retarded idiot in the world.
And you know what?
A lot of people think that too.
I don't agree with that at all, but a lot of people do.
So here's my point: I go, if you think someone's that stupid, that wrong, that ostensibly reprehensible and disgusting, you should have no problem debating them.
And if you go, well, they're not going to use tactics, you know, or whatever.
If you're in control of the platform, you can cut it.
If they're not playing fair and you're like, look, we agree to certain parameters.
If they don't play fair, we're cutting the stream.
You can win.
And so, you know, I think it's kind of ridiculous that they spend a lot of time shit talking him, but then they won't talk to him.
If you want to shit talk Nick and you'll talk to him, then go ahead.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you think this guy's a fucking moron and then you want to just, you know, banter with him, then fine.
But if you want to shit talk anyone, but you will not speak to them directly on like a debate platform, that's why they're losing.
And Candace Owens is gaining.
royce lopez
Candice Owens, Candace Owens leaving destroyed that place.
It made them look like petty children because their entire angle was like, we're free speech.
We let anyone have a voice.
It doesn't matter.
Except until she started questioning Israel, trying to questioning stuff.
Then I was like, well, you got to leave.
And it's like, okay, so you undercut everything you were supposed to be about.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
Like, I'm the furthest from Candace Owens' biggest fan.
But man, when she started breaking off from the conditioning and being like, no, this is what's going on.
Like, they're killing people and blah, blah, blah.
And it became like this, you better not.
There's internal memos.
We're having meetings about you now.
And she just went like, no, like, fuck you, dude.
Like, I'm telling you, this is what they're doing.
Like, how dare you?
Like, and then when she started bringing up the, they're not even at the office.
Like, we're all here.
I'm bringing Krispy Kreme donuts.
But it's really on the weekends and you're hanging out in West Palm.
You don't even come into Nashville.
And I'm telling you, this is my opinion.
elijah schaffer
West Palm's pretty nice, by the way.
It is pretty nice.
mike mersh schiele
Dude, once they got that little secret recording, though, like old Benny boy being like, she's terrible.
She's a horrible, awful person.
And it's like, oh, it was a bad look, man.
elijah schaffer
You got back to how Jews really think about blacks.
royce lopez
And they're subservient.
They really believe that.
And I've been for it my whole life.
So I can tell you this with a fact, it's like they, they'll be like, oh, yeah, you know, they could clean my lawn, but they're not marrying my daughter.
And that's a real thing.
And that's not me joking.
Like, you'll hear that, you know?
The only one they ever accepted was Sammy Davis Jr.
And that's because Frank Sinatra threatened him.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, and that's what I'm going to say.
Like, the only difference between me and Jews is like they view blacks that way.
I view all minorities that way.
So that's kind of like where we're going.
Oh, my God.
mike mersh schiele
You're Guatemalan?
Get out of my face.
elijah schaffer
Excuse me, Pingling.
Go make your name sound like a ringtone somewhere else.
But like, no, but.
mike mersh schiele
I'm sorry.
You're Honduran.
You're different.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you're Honduran.
mike mersh schiele
Of course you are.
elijah schaffer
My ex-girlfriend used to drive one of those.
mike mersh schiele
It's like, you know, it's like, oh.
royce lopez
Oh, you're Guatemala?
Oh, that's the Guatemala's.
Guatemala's Mexico's Mexico.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I love Guatemala.
I did my chips in them.
unidentified
You know, I like with a little Tahita cheese, Guatemalan.
mike mersh schiele
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, we're Korea, Laos.
I don't know.
I'm going to neither of them ever in my life.
elijah schaffer
I see people like killing movies.
I do want to talk a little bit more about this, but guys, I want to give a huge shout out.
Something really important that I think is both vital and absolutely important that we discuss.
Let's talk about this.
Mike, can you go grab one of my kits, a couple kits from the room over there?
But guys, I want to tell you about the wellness company.
So many of you know, like, look, I straight up just don't have health insurance because I like to live on the edge.
I'm edging a lot.
mike mersh schiele
You'd like to live in America.
Right.
elijah schaffer
But you know, so you know, you know this, though.
Like, I'm doing like an urgent care system and stuff, but a lot of this stuff is pretty stupid, right?
A lot of this medical care is like overpriced.
Plus, you have this minimum and you want medication fast to you.
And I'm even like this.
You don't want a ton of medication, but you do want antibiotics.
You're going to want anti-parasitic properties with antiviral properties.
And that's why these medical kids, so basically Dr. McCalla, who's a colleague of mine now, we're working on like vigilant news and these other things together.
And we decided, hey, we should, you know, all come together and help provide medications direct to people's doors.
So it's cheaper than an emergency room.
Because even if you have insurance, you go to an emergency room, you're out $500 minimum.
So cheaper than an emergency room visit, you get fluconazole, you get a moxicillin, Z-PAC, ivermectin.
Speaking of Joe Rogan, ivermectin.
And it's small and it's delivered straight to your door.
It's everything that you need.
But they also have a travel emergency kit that you can get as well, which is just that.
If you want to get a first aid kit, I mean, I have like quite a few of these, so these are awesome too.
But if you go to TWC.health slash offensive, you actually get $30 off their kit today.
So $30 off at TWC.health slash offensive.
What you're going to do is you're going to go to the website, TWC.hea L-T-H slash O-F-F-E-N-S-I-V-E, and you're going to help break free from the medical industrial complex by overriding doctors, getting past all this bullshit.
Like, look, you can already get hair growth supplements through the internet.
You can get, you know, you can get a lot of things through the internet as well on Wayfair.
But why don't you do something that's actually good for you?
Get medication and skip the weight.
Plus, I found out that a lot of the hospitals are like overbooked.
There's a lot of BS and they won't even give you the antibiotics because they're all afraid.
They want to give you vaccines instead.
So, get this emergency kit for cheaper than a visit to the emergency room to protect your family because you never know when the medical establishment's even going to shut down, right?
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All right.
There you go.
mike mersh schiele
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's talk about this.
So I'm here with Royce and Mersch from ROTC about halfway through the show or, you know, third through the show.
I'd like to give you guys a chance to plug yourselves from my, it's in the links in the description.
Just tell people where they can find you and follow you.
We're going to switch to another topic, but go ahead.
royce lopez
Rumble.
I mean, we're on Rumble to search for Revenge of the Sis.
And yeah, that's basically our home base after getting kicked off of YouTube.
For the last strike we got for getting kicked off of YouTube was for cyberbullying Jeffrey Epstein.
That's truth.
That's an actual fact that I could say is the last strike we got.
So we're on Rumble, Revenge of the Sis, and on locals.
So that's where you can find us.
And we have our own shows.
I got Daywave and Merch does Night Wave.
That's a morning show and a night show.
So we're always on.
We're always on.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah, at Hippo Juice Film is his Twitter at ghost of Merch because it's obviously not my first Twitter.
royce lopez
Yeah, his Twitter account's going to be fairly fast.
mike mersh schiele
Dude, I saw that, man.
elijah schaffer
It was like 3,000 followers.
And this isn't dissing anyone with a smaller account.
I just go, there's no way.
royce lopez
Yeah.
Yeah, he got popped.
His main account that he has for years got to be.
mike mersh schiele
Everyone adjacent has to reach out to him and go, no, that's it's actually yeah, I get a lot of DMs.
Like they go like 12th one.
Like yeah, you got popped again.
It's not great.
royce lopez
Well, because they talk about, they do talk about Twitter, and I won't call it X, but they talk about Twitter being free speech.
elijah schaffer
Kind of.
Hey, well, I'm going to tell you this.
You guys got to, so part of having this studio, you guys got to come down here more, like do Miami tours because like, you know, we got to be like regular people because I don't think we have the kind of money.
mike mersh schiele
People live in Miami.
elijah schaffer
No, we don't have the, we don't, we don't want.
Also, I'm not saying where the studio is, but there's definitely not regular people here either.
But I will say this is like, you know, Tim Pool's really cool.
He's a cool friend of mine.
I'm, I, you know, I love what he's doing.
He has a lot more money than we have.
So maybe I can't keep, you know, 20, you know, miscreants, you know, employed that live in a massive mansion or something.
But I think we should be a lot smarter as content creators to cross a lot more.
royce lopez
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then to make it worth it.
Because, you know, you got a lot of people down here.
And the more, the more we're around each other's shows.
Plus, like I said, I always want people to know that are on the show.
They're welcome to use the studio at any time.
It's really important.
I want to switch topics here to Dan Brazilian.
unidentified
How do you say it?
royce lopez
Blazerian.
mike mersh schiele
Bilzerian.
royce lopez
Bilzerian.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Dan Bilzerian went on to the PBD podcast.
Go ahead and put it up there on the screen.
And we'll just watch.
royce lopez
Good free stream.
That's a perfect free stream.
Honestly, that picture of him, that free stream is perfectly encapsulates him.
mike mersh schiele
Can I tell this story?
elijah schaffer
Go ahead.
unidentified
Go ahead.
royce lopez
Oh, this is why you're going to like the story.
unidentified
Go to Merch.
royce lopez
Okay, go ahead, Merch, first, first.
Go to Merch.
mike mersh schiele
So we got invited to the GOP debates by Rumble, and they're like, yeah, come on out.
And they give us like, you know, the big, oh, yeah, you got the press passes.
You come out, you do like all the big like Rumble streamers.
They sat us with like Chris, the CEO of Rumble, Patrick Bett David from Value Tainment.
And then like behind them, there was a couple of rows of seats of like all their retarded kids that they were like working on.
So like Chris brought his retarded kids, which was us.
royce lopez
Yeah, we were the retarded kids.
mike mersh schiele
Patrick Bett David brought his retarded kids, which is like the dudes that do like all the comedy shows on his network.
We got literally, we were goofing off making fun of Nikki Haley's people.
Lester Holtz comes on cracking.
royce lopez
Lester Holtz comes on and he's like, hey guys, no laughing at this debate.
mike mersh schiele
Dude, we're saying the wildest shit, laughing.
Like we're making a scene to the point where Patrick Bett David at one point just turns around.
royce lopez
Like a disappointed day.
mike mersh schiele
Like we're in a car and this dude just turned around.
We don't even work for him.
Fuck Patrick Bett David.
Like you ain't gonna tell me what the fuck to do.
But he still turned around and he gave us all a look that even like his dudes chilled, but me, even me and Royce went, chill the fuck out, bro.
Like, yo, chill out, dude.
We're trying to have some decorum.
unidentified
You're like, dude, Patrick is he intense or what?
mike mersh schiele
He is intense.
royce lopez
He's a nice guy, by the way.
He really is a nice guy.
mike mersh schiele
He just turned back and went, like, he was a weirdo.
You know, when your dad looks at you and you're like, Head and we were like, ooh, yeah, I have a son, and sometimes I'm like, what the?
elijah schaffer
And he like looks at me like he's only a one and a half.
royce lopez
He's like, oh, to be fair, we were being shitheads.
We were sitting next to Mickey Haley.
These guys being shitheads, we were next to Mikki Haley supporters.
mike mersh schiele
Me and Royal support.
royce lopez
We were RNC.
elijah schaffer
You were at the RNC.
mike mersh schiele
Yeah.
unidentified
Why didn't we not link up?
royce lopez
Dude, it was there.
elijah schaffer
I thought I was the most hated person there.
And then you guys showed me that.
I was like, because I'm at least white.
You're Mexican.
royce lopez
So it's worse.
elijah schaffer
And you're a hated and minority.
You know what I mean?
It's disgusting.
royce lopez
Well, we were doing, we were there.
We were actually, we saw Dave Rubin and trying to figure out how bad his hair plugs were.
And honestly, not great.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
They're the Turkish ones.
They're the good ones, David.
unidentified
Hey, don't get the, don't get the ass fucked out of your hair out of your head.
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, by the way, he unfollowed me October 8th.
mike mersh schiele
Was I guess you didn't sell him the baby, huh?
unidentified
I love it.
elijah schaffer
It's October 8th.
unidentified
It literally was.
royce lopez
That is a great day.
I followed you on Twitter.
unidentified
I wonder why he unfollowed you October 8th.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm actually not.
I'm not even pro-Islam or anything.
mike mersh schiele
To be fair, he posted a receipt like the day before about like, oh, a paraglider.
You can get those on Amazon.
I think I'm going to start practicing.
elijah schaffer
I had one of those loyal customer links.
It was like, you know, I get a portion of the sales if you buy a paraglide on Amazon.
No, what it was.
It's weird.
royce lopez
We never saw any other footage of that music festival that happened.
elijah schaffer
Not to digress.
Dude, I saw one of these.
I was like, they were just dancing.
And I was like, you know, outside of Auschwitz, people dance too, but we didn't really think, you know, I mean, I'm sure the soul.
I'm just saying, that's a dumb, that's a dumb example.
But I mean, but people were saying that.
And I think, like, one of the things was, was that I took a lot of risks.
Okay, this is not the, I'm not going to do the streamer thing.
mike mersh schiele
Like, oh, I did this first.
elijah schaffer
Everybody's been saying a lot of things.
But meaning, I've taken some risks, right, early on.
I've had some very controversial figures on my show where I've had, I've had the talk, I've gotten the call, I've gotten the sit-down with people who look like Colonel Sanders and things like that.
There's been a lot of those going on.
But most importantly is like, you know, I mean, just the other day, you know, I wrote about Susan Wojaki and I said, you know, a Jewish woman who, you know, ruined free speech and destroyed, you know, our country under a censorship regime.
I got, I'm not going to say who, but I got contacted by some very respectable and well-renowned people that still mess with me and was like, could you please not say that?
And then I said, well, I only said she was Jewish because, why?
Because her husband was on the board of the ADL.
And then they gave her an award.
The ADL, the Anti-Defamation League, gave her an award saying that she was an outstanding Jewish leader for her role in curtailing and stopping anti-Semitism and hate speech on YouTube.
So she got an award from a Jewish organization for being a Jewish leader for helping institute censorship in our country.
And then they get mad at me.
I didn't say that's a bad thing.
That's the most Jewish thing you could do.
mike mersh schiele
Here's an award for being the most.
Here's an award.
You're finally the most hated Jew since the one who invented the ballpoint pen.
royce lopez
Oh, Merch.
Bro, those jerks aren't good.
Frankly, I'm disappointed in you.
Oh, no, but the Susan Wood was great because, first off, Ding Dong the Witch is dead.
But secondly, when I posted that, there were people like, you know, I can't believe you're making fun of dead people.
I'm like, I fuck her.
First off, I'd be current, fuck her.
All right.
She ruined this.
She had people killed by hiding for just by hiding information about Ivermectin and stuff like that.
And I mean this sincerely.
People died because of the stuff that she did.
elijah schaffer
Tens of thousands or more America.
unidentified
Yeah.
royce lopez
Maybe.
Hiding the doctors, talk to her saying that the vaccine was bad.
Like she got people fucked.
I don't really care.
And by the way, do you know the only reason?
Look this up.
This is true.
The only reason that the reason that she got rid of Alex Jones, one of the reasons the reason she got rid of Alex Jones is because, and she's talked about this, because her son, who by the way, died of an OD, her son actually was watching him on YouTube and she didn't like that.
elijah schaffer
I watched that.
That's where we came up with the phrase, the alt-right pipeline.
Yep, that's exactly the Alex Jones-Nick Fuentes pipeline.
That's what they were talking about.
And anyone that was in that pipeline was in the way.
And you know, and that's why someone said, listen to me.
I'm telling you this right now.
People that try to play the high card, like it's the people that are like, hey, you know, don't talk about Kamala Harris's sex life because, you know, she's above that.
Bro, they just went through a like 18-month trial of Trump over hush money over his sex life.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, you are retarded.
Now, of course, like, I don't talk about the sex lives of commentators.
You know, people are not public figures.
If you're a private person, you're a private company, a private life, your business is none of mine.
You're a public figure, still none of mine, but you work for me.
You're my employee.
The government is my employee.
You don't get that.
You work for me.
I fund you.
You don't exist without me.
I wouldn't play that game with her.
If they were respectful and didn't go after Trump, then I'd be like, okay, cool.
I personally do think in my heart of hearts, it's inappropriate to go after her for her sex life.
However, when the rules change, you've got to play by the new rules.
And so they control the rules.
And then we go, oh, don't talk about this.
Susan Wajecki, I don't want to spit on someone when they're dead.
I do.
Okay.
Like I do, because here's the deal.
Like her demonetization, it's not just the vaccines and everything.
The amount of truth, Christianity, the faith, people's salvation, because the amount of Christian creators that got canceled for vaccines and race ideas, she's single-handedly, it's the, by the way, second largest search engine in the entire world.
Her censorship has done more to destroy information transfer and the development of thought and conversation than anybody in history.
And I am more happy that she's dead than even Hitler and Stalin or anyone that people think should have died.
Her death was a celebratory moment where humanity existed in a place that it never had.
It's like, oh, but she had family.
So, yeah, oh, she had family.
That's fantastic.
So did Genghis Khan.
Shut the fuck up.
mike mersh schiele
No, I was going to say, my shit's way less cultural and way more just personal than you are.
Like, she owes us $5,500.
She just means that she owes me personally $2,775.
We want our money.
And I want my $2,750.
And he wants his $2,750.
Also, she's Jewish.
You know what I mean?
So that's like, that's not great either.
But overall, she has been a fucking terrible person.
royce lopez
She's not a good person.
No, but you know what?
They tell you, don't talk about Kamala Harris's sex life or Susan Wojiki.
See how they talked about Ashley Babbitt, who they fucking killed.
mike mersh schiele
Like, this Jewish person who stole $2,750 from both of us, if I owed a Jewish guy $27.50, I'd never hear the end of it.
royce lopez
No.
mike mersh schiele
So, how does that work?
royce lopez
And they would charge you interest.
elijah schaffer
I just want to say that.
mike mersh schiele
Why haven't you paid me back this $34 and 25 cents?
elijah schaffer
Jewish, dude.
We have a neighbor, by the way.
I moved to one of the most Jewish places in the world.
My wife, she's from Africa.
She's not really familiar with Jews, despite being one.
And she was here and she was like, we have a Jewish neighbor.
And I won't say who it is.
And she said, she was like, I was going to buy you, kid, some clothing.
I'll do it next time.
You can pay me back after.
And my wife goes, who the fuck?
unidentified
I'm going to buy you.
mike mersh schiele
I'm entering into a blood contract with you people.
I'm not doing it.
I'll get my own fucking cups.
royce lopez
I was going to buy your kids and expose it and send you a bill is the most Jewish sentence I've ever heard in my fucking life.
unidentified
Yeah, my cousin owns the place themselves.
elijah schaffer
The last time I saw something more Jewish was when I saw a bunch of IDF gang raping in Palestinian prison.
It's a little bit similar, but we'll see.
Anyways, I want to remind you guys this.
Now, check this out, Brian.
You can go to my screen here.
Remember this.
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Every dollar you spend, you get one entry into this.
And it's wrapping up very soon, so you've got to check it out.
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I love Jeeps.
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Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
We don't know.
But I'm in gym clothes, but I wear these all the time.
I love them so much.
They come in, you know, non-gay colors.
One thing, by the way, bring up us all up on the screen here.
One of the things that's funny, one time I asked him, Brian, bring us all up on the screen.
Yeah, there you go.
I asked the owner.
I was like, yo, like, originally, I was like, yo, why is there no models on the screen?
He's like, because a lot of them are brands are kind of gay.
Like, they have like rainbow waistbands and like gay men and outfits.
And we're not trying to do that, you know?
So it's like kind of a cool guy.
He's like, we just want to sell the boxers without the shirtless dude.
We don't need that.
mike mersh schiele
But how am I going to know how my awkward dick looks in those shoes?
elijah schaffer
You already noticed it.
But also the wolves.
mike mersh schiele
Awkward dick models.
These shots.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's Asians.
Okay, but anyway, but I mean this.
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All right, you take it off the screen.
I want to look at one thing here.
Let me look at this.
Dan Brazilian?
royce lopez
Bilzerian.
Bilzerian.
elijah schaffer
Blazanen.
royce lopez
Bilzerian.
elijah schaffer
Blazaman.
mike mersh schiele
I'm sorry, the hero of the Vegas shooting.
That's his name.
I'm sorry, Dan Bilzerian, hero of the Harvest Fest.
That's what I call him.
elijah schaffer
Dan Bilzerian impregnated my wife with our first born son.
So thank you very much.
royce lopez
Just by looking at her, he's crazy.
He's that good.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, he was on, go to my screen here, Brian.
He was on Dr. Bet David.
mike mersh schiele
I love this.
I love this face, right?
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
And we're going to look at this, but we're going to look at this only on Rumble, on censor.tv, and on YouTube.
So, guys, go to my full screen.
If you want to continue watching this show and you want to keep watching it, there's three ways you can.
You can go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
I'll drop the link in the chat here for a second because I know a lot of you guys are retarded like me, and you kind of don't have a good head on your shoulders.
But if you ever get head while someone's on your shoulders, tell me how to do it.
Make sure that you check that out, anyways.
mike mersh schiele
You gotta be gay, I would think.
elijah schaffer
And you can also go to censors.tv.
Check this out.
We're here right now.
If you can go to my screen here, Brian, you know, we're here on Censor.
We've got the Super Chat, Cocteau, Redwater, Hugh, and the rest of you guys.
It's not censored.
There's no censorship at all.
There's no mods.
It's non-modded chat, which is kind of like a nice thing.
Plus, we're getting community pages.
We're developing.
We're all off air in terms of when it comes to our servers and everything.
I think we're going to grow a lot of times.
I'd love to see ROTC on here one day.
I would like, this is the kind of website I'd like to see grow because some of the people we sign, I question.
And then I think we'd like to have good people who like, you know, could earn a few extra bucks while parking their stuff there, doing some bonus content.
It's what we do.
Use promo code offensive at censor.tv.
Anyways, we'll see you in about four minutes.
We're going to a wait screen with fancy music.
So try not to touch yourself.
Pour yourself a drink.
Take a drag of the fag of the cigarette.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
I've been in Australia too long.
Take a drag of the cigarette.
That's what it is.
And make sure that you enjoy the time.
We're going to go to a break right now.
I'm muting the mics.
We'll see you in about four or five minutes, only on Rumble Censored and on locals.
We'll read the super chats there.
We'll see you in a moment.
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