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Aug. 21, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Andrew Tate RAIDED by FEDS Again…After EXPOSING Matrix with Candace? | Guest: Lisa Elizabeth

Recently, Candace has been quite vocal in criticizing Zionism, AIPAC, and all of the relevant parties associated — and it seems like as soon as Andrew Tate joined in on the criticism, the feds quickly found a reason to descend on his compound in Romania, yet again. Is there actually some wrongdoing on Andrew’s part, or is this another “matrix” attack?Show more Also, the DNC is rolling on, with last night’s guest including the Obamas, Ana Navarro from The View, and.. Lil’ Jon? This country is turning more into Idiocracy by the day.. We get into all this and MORE on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ SPORT DRINK: NO YELLOW 5 LEMON LIME by Sport Drink isn’t just a drink—it’s a rejection of everything weak and synthetic in this world. We’ve taken out the trash: no corn syrup, no fake sugar, no synthetic dyes. What’s left? Pure power. Real, organic lemon and lime, fortified by Dead Sea Salt, Potassium Chloride, and Magnesium Sulphate. This isn’t about quenching thirst; it’s about fueling those who refuse to compromise, who demand more from life. You don’t just consume Sport Drink—you become it. Power up, no excuses. Go to https://sport-drink.com/?ref=offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
if you don't support the big gay Jewish media, then you are going to get your house raided.
Or at least that's the current narrative.
Is it full of shit, or is there something to this?
Just the other day, Andrew Tate went on the Candace Owen show, two of the most hated people right now in both left-wing and right-wing media, for reasons we'll get into later in the show.
And then, in just a moment, we find out that this happened.
He got raided by the police on new charges of child sex trafficking, and we'll explain more.
Check it out.
Well, reports were that as they raided the house, this was about some sort of a text message we'll get into with someone who was 17.
And my damned brain was like, 17, 364 days and 23 hours.
These must be disgusting people.
But was this worth the raid?
Is this connected to what's going on?
Plus, we're going to be giving live updates from the Democratic National Convention, looking at some of the biggest lies that have already happened so far.
And Indians aren't just smelling like BO in our public streets.
They also are erecting poop statues, 80-foot-tall poop statues that go on around the entire country.
Anyways, it's approximately 7:10 Eastern Time in the United States.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Let's start the show.
unidentified
It's Wednesday.
elijah schaffer
Dancing is better on Friday.
While Lisa and I are drinking the way we used to still, I think that dance looks a little better after like a couple shots of something going on.
Anyway, my name's Elijah Schaefer, and this is the best worst show on the internet.
I was just reflecting with my good friend Lisa Reynolds.
It's been seven years about that we've been doing this show and about five and a half, six years since we started working together for the first time on a show.
I'd like to welcome back to Slightly Offensive for the 137th time, Lisa Reynolds.
Welcome back to the show.
lisa reynolds
Hey, Elijah, thanks for having me.
You know, I still hate the dancing, but I'm super happy to be here.
I miss you.
This is so much fun.
Thank you for having me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm really happy to have you back here because, you know, I was over overseas.
People are new to the show.
Maybe this is your first time watching.
I was living over in Australia, which is like America, but with more policing, stricter rules, bigger extradition treaties with the U.S. spiders.
Yeah, bigger spiders and bigger cunts.
And that's the reality.
And you were over here chilling.
And I just got to say, we haven't seen each other in person.
How have you been?
lisa reynolds
Same thing.
I'm actually better than ever.
I like really stopped caring super a lot about politics, quit my job on the hill and doing the full-time mom thing.
You know, I'm supposed to be a football practice right now, but I'm instead here with you.
Life is so much better when you don't really care as much.
elijah schaffer
No, absolutely.
So we got to talk.
We just got to jump into this, okay?
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Lisa's been around for it.
We've lost money in every way, every corner.
Somebody's always caused a problem here or there.
But somehow, in the end, we're the ones having the last laugh.
You're looking healthy, Lisa.
You're looking good.
I'm very, very happy to see that you're doing well.
Let's jump into the story for today.
So I'm going to go into Reuters because I think it's really important that we look at the Jewish media.
Reuters is famously one of the most Jewish medias in the country.
And I only say that because this is a story about Jewish control.
And I kind of want to get your opinion on this up front because this is what people are saying.
Yeah, but like up front, right?
The situation's happening is the Tates were just arrested.
And the current theory that's going around the internet is they got arrested after going on Candice Owens podcast.
Unless you're living under a rock or you have a life, Candace Owens has been getting accused of being an anti-Semitic.
And then she went on a podcast with these gentlemen.
And then they're saying that they're anti-Semitic.
And they said that the Matrix was the Jewish mafia.
And then they got raided two days later.
Do you think there's really any connection to that, Lisa?
Like, do you think that's realistic?
Or what's your initial thought before we even look at the details of the new charges?
lisa reynolds
All right.
So I'm a little mixed feelings on this because I do think that there's issues with Israel, Jewish influence, AIPAC, things like that.
Right.
But as somebody who's constantly being accused of being a Jew and being a Zionist just because I hate Islam is like, it makes me think that like less and less of the stuff that they say are true, I guess, because of my own personal experience.
I do think it's a little, I mean, they already raided his home once.
What are they doing it again for?
I think these women, I saw like some interview today of a woman.
She seems like she's grossly exaggerating.
I mean, I don't know how connected they are.
I do know that he's been a big target and he has a big mouth and it's right before election season.
And, you know, that's the kind of things that happen, especially with they want to silence him too with what's going on in the UK.
They were blaming him for a lot of the antagonist stuff that, well, they were saying that he was being antagonistic and blaming him for the riots.
So, I mean, there's a lot of other factors that go into why they would want Tate silenced other than Candace Owens.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, I'm going to just say my initial thought there is exactly that, you know, I bet you the podcast might have made them mad, but you'd be surprised.
Most of this is more political.
And I think that, you know, his misogyny, as they put it, and again, I say, I use these quotes for what they're talking about, not what I think.
But, you know, and of course, you know, people have complained about my misogyny in the past.
lisa reynolds
I like your misogyny.
We need more Elijah style misogyny.
elijah schaffer
By the way, did you notice?
Right-wing watch.
I did a, you know, when I do those bits, like I get like on a rant, but I'm joking and like I'm just like being, you know, facetious or whatever.
unidentified
I was like, some people say I'm misogynistic and sexist.
elijah schaffer
Well, thank you.
And I was like, women are equal to men in the fact that they can accomplish what we accomplished with government assistance, a special caretaker in the retarded Olympics.
And I went on this rant and they clipped it out and didn't know I was just being ridiculous.
unidentified
Not only is that true, but yeah, they do that on purpose.
lisa reynolds
No, I was actually funny.
I was getting ready.
I was like putting makeup on to like, come on.
And I was thinking, I should have just said no because women shouldn't be in politics.
What am I still doing talking about it?
Like, what is happening here?
Why am I even doing this?
I was really thinking that.
Like, well, this is bad.
But, but I love you so much and this is fun.
So it's like hanging out with my boy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's why I thought we'd just hang out tonight anyways.
And then, of course, we'll be flying you out probably with James and some stuff in the future.
We'll be, well, we now have a guest budget, which is cool, aka Elijah's pocket.
But check this out.
So I go to Reuters because Reuters is Jewish media.
So I want to see what they're saying about this, right?
If there's anybody that would connect it to the Jewish stuff, it would be them.
So let's see if they do that.
Romanian police raid Andrew Tate's home amid human trafficking probe.
Here's what they have to say.
In Bucharest, internet personality, Andrew Tate's home near Bucharest was raided by law enforcement on Wednesday.
A Reuters witness said, as Romanian police launched four searches and investigation to crimes, including human trafficking and sex with a minor, a self-described misogynist, okay.
All right, here we go.
A self-described misogynist, a social media influencer.
Tate has gained millions of fans by promoting an ultra-masculine lifestyle that critics say denigrates women.
They go on to say that he was already indicated in mid-2023, along with his brother Tristan and two Romanian female suspects for human trafficking, rape, and forming a criminal gang to sexually exploit women.
Allegations they denied.
Now, a photographer working for Reuters was who was outside Tate's home said about a dozen mass law enforcement officers had entered the property with a video that will talk about this.
But he said this, anything to put me in jail except to give me a trial.
No trial, no judge.
This country is crazy.
Tate told reporters as he was taken to the car.
He was not wearing handcuffs.
Romania's anti-organized crime prosecuting unit, Diecott, said that it had conducted four home searches with, I don't know what that county is, and Bucharest municipality.
It has said the investigation concerned a criminal case regarding the commission of crimes of setting up an organized criminal group, trafficking of minors, human trafficking, sexual intercourse with a minor, influencing statements, and money laundering.
Lisa, here's the thing: weren't they just in the middle of an entire year-long probe?
They already put him in prison for pretty much like parallel charges.
This reminds me a little bit of like the Tommy Robinson charges.
And again, I know he's not being accused of the same things, but it's like, how many times can you put someone in jail for the same thing, investigate them, and then only find them guilty of like a parallel, lesser crime that's irrelevant, like lawfare, sort of to just make sure they're in jail?
lisa reynolds
Yeah, it's absolutely lawfare.
The thing is, is that like, you know, with Tommy, it was like journalism stuff, right?
With the Tates, they kind of open themselves up for this type of thing.
Like, now, you know, you talked about Tommy, but they tried to do that with him.
And we got the panorama guy.
Like, the panorama is like their 60 minutes, like what our 60 minutes would be over there.
And he literally, we got him caught on camera undercover saying he was going to tell this girl, Lucy Brown, to say that the things were sexual and he was, you know, doing, doing things of a sexual nature inappropriately as a boss to her.
Like we caught him like setting that up.
So they do try to set these things up.
The Tates just kind of make it easier because of their lifestyle.
Does that make sense?
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, yeah.
I mean, obviously, it's hard to accuse a non-crazy person that looks good of committing horrible crimes.
We know we're from the industry, people who often look like they have their life together.
The ones usually pointing the finger are the ones that have the most.
They're hiding.
And I'm not going to blow anyone's cover.
I just mean, I mean, the ones that like to talk the most shit.
And I say this as somebody who continually and continually could ruin a lot of people's lives, but I choose not to.
lisa reynolds
I wouldn't write a book.
elijah schaffer
I could, but I'm not, but I'm not.
I always say this, I'm not black and I'm not a woman and I'm not gay always.
When I am, I sometimes am a black gay woman.
That's actually true.
But on the flip side, I'm not actually genetically.
I was mutated into one.
And so I don't, you know, bring personal dirt.
But I know what you're saying.
It's like, it's like Dan Brazilian or these people.
Like when you have a reputation of being a sexual person, hypersexual, it does lead you to an accusation of sexual misconduct.
But in this case, it's like I just think after a year, Lisa, after a year.
lisa reynolds
It's clearly they want to get rid of them.
And I'm no Tate fan.
I don't like Tate because he got paid to convert to Islam and he's like preaching that to like little kids, right?
So I'm no, I'm no Tate fan anyway, but like this is clearly an attack on purpose to shut him up and to do what they do to the rest of us that get too big or too loud or too influential or women just want to get famous or be a victim.
elijah schaffer
As always, and I think this is like a really, I actually looked for a higher quality version of this.
But this is like from Ian Miles Chong shared this.
I don't know why it's a recording.
Like you guys are watching a recording of an in-studio computer playing a digital version of someone else's profile filming a phone of somebody else's recording.
So this is very, this is next level.
But this is him leaving the court.
And for some reason, this is all I could get.
So check this out.
unidentified
Remember the first file and the media wasn't asking, where's the evidence?
This is your chance.
This is your chance to renew it.
There's no evidence.
You are okay?
For now.
I'm not going to make nothing happen.
We have a bunch of kids.
Kids don't know.
elijah schaffer
The animal is forever.
unidentified
The first file, no evidence.
There's only a lot.
lisa reynolds
Ask them this time where the evidence is.
unidentified
This is the most crazy.
They have no evidence.
No proof.
They've just made up on bunch of cheese.
lisa reynolds
They're lying and they're desperate.
unidentified
This file is more pathetic than the first one.
Jesus said, give you other cheese.
He didn't say, go and go and try to create whatever engagement to me between you or your friends.
What is that crazy person saying in the background?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but yeah, Jesus said, throwing the other cheek.
It's always some moron.
That's why I said the people that are saying this stuff are the ones who usually have the most to hide.
Like anyone who's pointing the fingers at these guys, the way I look at it is this.
Lisa, because I don't want to spend too much time on this topic, but I feel like we've got into an age where it's almost like everything immoral can go, but we select a few things and then we skew the information about it.
Meaning like I always talk about that.
Like you allow immigrants in and rape gangs.
You can allow Indians to come in from a culture that rapes people.
And you turn a complete blind eye to all of that.
But then if two people are drunk and one person regrets the sex, then you prosecute that guy.
And it's always the guy.
You prosecute the guy for rape, put him in jail for 30 years.
And it's like, okay, well, do you care about rape or not?
Because if you do, then you'd probably start going after the more egregious crimes that exist first.
And then you go down, you make these weird laws.
It's kind of like, you know, murder.
Everyone cares about respect, but then they push abortion, right?
We can kill our children, but you can't, you know, touch your coworker type of thing.
You can go out there in life and you can, you know, you can't lay hands on any two guys fighting in school, you get expelled, right?
You can't fight it out in school, but, but.
lisa reynolds
Bro, you can if you're in the inner city.
You can.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which I was going to say, but if you're black, you can say who you are.
Yeah, so it's, it's a really weird, it's a really weird double standard that I see where like they, they hyper-focus on like small things where it's like, yeah, if these guys are really traffickers and rapists and stuff, then if you couldn't find out evidence within a year to prosecute them, then either they're innocent or you'd run the most retarded prosecutory group in the history of the world type of thing, right?
lisa reynolds
You did you see the newest like little piece of evidence that was coming out?
I mean, I don't know if it's new, but I saw today.
There was like a woman and you couldn't see her face, and she was talking.
And it was, and it was Tate on a recording saying, I'm powerful.
You're just glad that he was like, You're not glad that I could, you know, kill you while doing whatever.
Like, you're, you haven't had anybody like me.
And she was like, You choked me until I passed out.
And then I like waked up, I woke up, and you were still whatever.
And I'm like, it all seems so exaggerated.
It's like Tate didn't like her anymore.
Tate didn't want anything to do with her.
Now she wants attention and money, and they're going after him.
So she's like, oh, oh, oh, sign me up.
Me, it's, it's, it's me.
I'm going to go testify to get him in trouble.
It was the same thing with that basketball player.
What was his name?
Uh, where they had like, they had relations, Kobe Bryant, right?
Like, she did stuff with him in his apartment, and all of a sudden, he didn't want her anymore.
So all of a sudden, it was rape.
elijah schaffer
I mean, Russell Brand, too.
Russell Brandon.
lisa reynolds
Women are the problem.
Well, yeah, it just is the government even prosecuting things like this because everybody knows it's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
But my point is, is they only go after you.
Like, okay, look, I know a lot of things are untrue, right?
Like, I mean, someone the other day sent me some thread that was like, and then Elijah went to gay conversion camp and then his parents paid his tuition.
And my parents didn't pay my tuition.
That's the joke, but I'm just kidding.
But I, but it was like, but you read this stuff and it was like this detailed thread.
And it was, I don't even know where they got the story from.
And it was pretty interesting, though.
I would buy the book.
And so, you know, I'm a public guy.
People say a lot of dumb shit.
People say dumb shit about you.
I see people talking shit.
So there's a little bit of a difference.
But the reason why this is.
lisa reynolds
I own it.
I'll put it out there.
I'll be like, yo, you want to say this?
This is all of the horrible things I've ever done.
And, you know, fine.
Here you are.
elijah schaffer
And it's all true.
That's what you have to say.
Tell everyone.
It's all true.
Just believe it all.
All I was going to say is, but I'm saying about this stuff is the reason why this is suspicious.
And here I want to connect it to the Candace Owens stuff is just the other day, as this stuff was going on, I don't know if you saw this, but an individual had put out a concern saying that there was common concern publicly that Candace Owens, the Tate brothers, and Dan Brazilian were running a child sex trafficking ring.
Now, this is a Jewish guy who works as a Zionist.
He promotes Zionist activities.
And so he came out and said this.
Then the Rabbi Shmuy files a complaint with the FBI against Candace.
And then the following day, they're raided not for sex trafficking, but for child sex trafficking, which to me is like kind of, it's just suspicious, right?
When you start seeing it all sort of come together.
lisa reynolds
She was raided.
I didn't know that.
unidentified
Is that true?
lisa reynolds
She was Candice?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, but they did.
They filed a formal complaint with the FBI.
So there's that, right?
And so all I'm going to say is like, it just kind of blows my mind that it seems like the Zionists on Twitter were putting together a formal complaint saying that Candace was involved in child sex trafficking.
And then within 24 hours, it comes out that they get raided for child sex trafficking.
I'm not saying that stuff.
That's connected, but that's my opinion.
lisa reynolds
I'm not saying it doesn't look suspicious.
And I'm not saying that there aren't things like that that happen.
I'm just saying that I'm just getting tired of everything being the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, Zionists.
You know what I mean?
Like there's other, there are other forces at play that there's people that don't like Candace.
Daily Wire doesn't like Candace anymore.
They're like, right?
Like there's a million, well, they're Jewish, I guess, so whatever, but like there's a million other things that are going on.
And as somebody who did take time working in the Israel lobby, basically, right?
And then working on Congress for 12 years, like the amount that I see people say that their influence is that intense is exaggerated from everything I've witnessed in my life.
And do I think that they should have less influence?
unidentified
Yeah.
lisa reynolds
Do I think that, you know, we shouldn't have, we shouldn't have any foreign influence in there at all.
Vacu Packer go away.
I'd be really happy, right?
But, but it is, everything seems to be exaggerated.
So, I, as, as much as I love conspiracy theories, I'm a little bit miffed to connect it that quickly.
Like, and investigations and stuff like that, like that they're when they're coming after you like that, it takes like at least a week or two to process.
I think it has more to do with the UK because the UK really does send people, like send their own government after people.
When Tommy flew to Mexico, they called and said, Don't let him in.
When I was trying to get him here, they called and said, Don't let him in.
The British government was out there pulling strings nonstop to get like him in trouble.
So, I can't see them not doing the same thing for Tate after what we saw in the UK.
elijah schaffer
That's just well, and I agree.
And I want to remind people as we talk about that, you know, one of the interesting things on a side note, I was pretty happy recently because I hadn't had health insurance.
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lisa reynolds
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lisa reynolds
We are doing a show.
I just help them film.
elijah schaffer
Well, they could do the street videos.
I mean, they'll because he could say, hey, I'm shaking hands with people.
It's disgusting.
California sucks.
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unidentified
True.
lisa reynolds
True.
elijah schaffer
You know how it is.
I wanted to read his innocence, though.
I want to talk about Tommy.
I want to talk about some of this stuff.
But check this out.
So if I go to my screen here, Andrew Tate said, the minor that they're claiming he sex trafficked is a 24-year-old.
But because she first followed me years ago, she was 17.
They say I intended to traffic her, even though I literally did nothing to her.
And we've been friends for years.
Matrix attack.
Tristan Tate said, anybody heard about me trafficking minor?
Good.
He went through this whole thing here.
Like, okay, without getting too personal in our own lives, we've been friends for a long time.
I think we just both know that women lie a lot publicly.
Like, and they don't care if it'll ruin your life.
They don't care or anything.
Or even if they're not lying, they'll twist the truth.
Like, she could have been, let's say the girl was like, such, I have a choking fetish.
Choke me till I pass out and then fuck me harder.
And then he does that.
And so then she's not lying.
Let's say she's not even lying.
She's telling the truth.
He choked me.
I passed out.
And I, you know, he kept having sex with me.
She's just leaving out key information.
So it makes it look like he raped her instead of the fact that they were having a fetish.
I'm not saying that I know they're innocent.
I'm saying I believe they are because they've been under investigation for a year.
And I think that they want them to go away because of misogyny, because of the, you know, because she's definitely lying or exaggerating.
lisa reynolds
Like, right?
Like, she's definitely exaggerating.
I heard the thing about the choking, right?
It's not like she wound up with a black eye.
Okay.
It's like one thing if you're like, you know, having sex, you can wind up like accidentally with a freaking black eye.
That's a different story.
Right.
But, but she's like, oh, he choked me and I like lost consciousness for a second.
Like, you probably didn't.
You probably got a little fuzzy and then like, whatever.
And now you're like exaggerating.
They always do this.
And the funny thing is that like you can warn women and be like, this isn't really going to hurt them in the long run.
It's going to hurt you.
And they don't listen because women have no brain cells and they don't care.
And they just think that they can, you know, get back at you for whatever petty thing they're mad at by going to like a thousand from zero to a thousand in 30 seconds with no consequences.
That's what we're saying.
It's women run them up.
It's the only good thing about Islam is that they get their women in check.
Other than that.
elijah schaffer
Well, also too, with the Islam thing.
So my business neighbor here is a good friend of mine.
He's Islamic.
No, he's a Muslim, but there's one thing that he said, which is which is a really true critique of Islam.
And I won't give away who he is because he's like a very successful guy.
unidentified
I need water.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know where my water is.
Oh, hell yeah.
Sorry.
My throat was like so dry.
I like what you're not even like we're on a show.
It's just like, this is how we talk in the living room.
lisa reynolds
This is how we talk in the living room.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like I was like, whatever.
Okay.
But on the flip side, you know, he was saying, I go, you know, why is it, though, that I can handle you?
And, you know, you're from Pakistan.
I don't really like Indians.
I'm not a big fan of people in that area.
I don't like Islam, but you and I get along.
And he said, like, brother, it's because like I know that I'm an American and I was born here.
And like, even though my faith is the most important thing to me, I'm not going to start like wearing, you know, these outfits and pushing things.
Like I'm here to integrate and to work and use my talents to help the country.
But that's like a lot of these people.
lisa reynolds
But then his faith isn't first, right?
No, his faith is like the ones who are not.
elijah schaffer
No, his faith is first, but he's not trying to make America a Muslim culture.
A little bit like Tate, where he's like, there are Christian countries, and I respect that.
lisa reynolds
But Tate isn't a real Muslim either.
He got to be a real person.
elijah schaffer
No, but he's real, but he knows.
lisa reynolds
I don't know what he's talking about.
elijah schaffer
No, but he's, well, he's very loyal to his faith.
What I mean is this, is he's here as an American who came to his faith later.
This is the key difference.
He like he like reverted back to his faith later.
So now it's very important to him, but he understands I'm not going to sacrifice America.
That is the minority, though.
That is the minority of people.
The problem that I see in our Western countries is not just that we're bringing Muslims, but this is where I think I wonder when they pit Jews against, I mean, Jews pit Muslims against Christians and vice versa, Christians against Jews, is a lot of what we're getting are lower class people who are Islamic.
And the fact is, if you were a real Muslim, why would you even want to leave your country?
Why would you want to come and spread Islam?
If you're trying to come to a Christian country, you're probably coming there because you want to do what?
Have economic viability and make money.
But the ones we're getting today, the Muslims we're getting in our country are like people that are brought there almost like forced, right?
They start these wars.
They displace them.
They bring them in.
These people aren't trying to integrate into Western society.
They're trying to create a caliphate.
They want to recreate England to be a Muslim country.
So part of me, though, I want to be careful because there are some Muslims I've met them that do just want to stay and create caliphate in their region and stay in their countries, like people from Qatar and from the UAE.
I've met them.
But then there's other lower class people displaced by war that they use to pit against the West and to cause dissension.
And the only reason why I make that difference, Lisa, it's not because I want America to be a Muslim country or that I want Islam to be predominant.
It's because I want to find out the root of the problem.
And the thing is, is that Muslims is Islam.
lisa reynolds
No, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer
He's not Here.
No, but he's not usually here, is what I'm saying.
I'm saying Muslims like him typically are not in Western countries.
They stay in their countries and they build up their nations.
People that think well and think like that, the Muslims we get are like bottom-of-the-barrel fucking.
lisa reynolds
Right, just like the Haitians that we're getting in the Venezuelans we're getting out of like the prisons, the people that they don't want, right?
Like, and that's why you see other nations like Dubai, like Dubai.
So they don't have any of this riffraff.
They don't have any of that, right?
Because they get rid of all these people, right?
They send all the trash to all the Western countries and we import them and they're basically getting rid of their problem.
However, you put guys like your friend with these crazy people that are over here and he says his faith is his most important thing.
Then when shit hits the fan, he's going to team up with them and not you.
And we are screwed.
So like, I want none of them here.
I want this to be a Christian nation.
I'm ready for a monarchy.
Like, I don't care.
I don't, I, that's what I want.
I am so sick of all of this.
I don't want, I don't want any other religion here.
I want Christians here.
elijah schaffer
Well, and look, and I, anyway, and listen to me, I actually, it's not extreme, but I guess I'm at a stage in my life where it's like, okay, I was joking with Kez tonight, and I was like, I was like, you know, I used to think about what would happen if my wife died.
Like, who would I remarry?
And now I'm like, dude, I kind of hate modern women so much.
I used to really think about that that I don't think I would ever remarry.
Honestly, I don't think I would.
But obviously, you know, that's just now because I've had a lot of bad experiences and I see the worst of a lot of these groups of people.
But on the flip side, when right-wing watches, oh, he hates women, it's like, yeah, that's why I, you know, pay for one, give her her dream life, and live a great life with her.
So obviously, I love women, and I only hate modern women.
I don't hate all of them.
And I have to make that distinction in my head because I don't care if people think I'm sexist misogynist, but it's just like there are tons of good women out there and they are really great.
They're just not the majority.
They're not the majority now.
And they're usually under submission of a man.
Yeah, they're usually under submission of a man.
And the way that you can, you can keep a woman in check is when you have a good man over her and she's in submission.
And then you know, like, hey, you know, you can kind of like, you're in that sort of hierarchial structure of like families and marriage.
However, I'm just saying with Muslims, I realized the reason why you don't meet a lot of like good Muslims or people that you want to get along with is because those people that may be a good example or may actually care about their own Muslim countries and don't want to invade, they just won't be here.
And I feel like, this is where I want to get your opinion.
I think it's almost kind of like the difference between meeting a black person at Harvard versus like a black person in LA.
It's like when you see the kind of black people in LA, it'll make you racist.
And then someone will be like, well, my friend Jaqual, he's really cool.
And you're like, yeah, but that's not the majority.
I'm just trying to say to you that I know there's a minority of Muslims that are cool, though.
There are a minority, but I know it's not the trend and we don't want Islam to be our country.
But I still, there's some Muslims that I think have a good head on their shoulders that also think it's wrong what the Muslims are doing.
lisa reynolds
Listen, there are, there are certain people, but that's with every group, right?
Like you have, there are people that I know that are like their parents were Muslim, but they're not practicing.
They're like what we would, as Catholics call a cafeteria Catholic, like, right?
They show up and do the things they're supposed to do on holidays.
They fast on Ramadan.
And that's basically it.
But they don't like live their lives by the teachings.
And you could say the same thing about Jewish people, right?
Like you could say the same thing about them.
I have friends that are Jewish and they're like not involved with anything.
They don't even know what's going on in politics, right?
But the point is, is that this nation was supposed to be a Christian nation and it should remain a Christian nation.
And if anybody says it's not true, well, then they don't know their history.
And I don't want any other, you know, faiths coming over here to take over.
I don't want any of it.
And if you're going to say that your religion is the most important thing to you, because it is the most important thing to me, like, why can't I say my religion is the most important thing to me?
And I want the country to be led like this.
They could say it.
Why can't I say it?
So I'm saying it.
And I just don't, I'm done.
Like, I'm sure there's exceptions.
There's exceptions to the rule with everything.
But okay, the rule exists for a reason.
And I don't want to hear.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
No, and I happen to agree with you.
I just kind of thought about this.
This might be a little boring for some people, but it's really, I really try to think about this, Lisa, because we've been going for years and we've watched you and I see the grifters that are like, they're still just like, Trump's got it in the bag.
He's going to win 100%.
And you're like, okay, let's be, let's try to be real.
And sometimes we have to be real and say things we don't want to hear.
But what I'm trying to understand is like, we never had this problem with like, you know, I mean, back in 2001, Americans hated Muslims, right?
I mean, I mean, obviously that was the propaganda.
We hated Muslim countries.
It was about stoking war, but we didn't have a lot of Muslims in our countries.
I'm from Los Angeles.
It was a very diverse population.
You would rarely see someone the hijab on.
Now, in a lot of places in the United States, in Australia, around the West and world, England, it's really, there's so many Islamic people.
That's been a recent shift in the last 15 years where countries have brought these people in.
Now, we know that's directly related to what?
Obviously, displacements in Syria, in Yemen, and I mean, I guess not Omen, but kind of Omen.
We're talking about Libya, right?
These are Northern Africans and the Arabs.
My question is: who is it that benefits from bringing low-quality citizens, like even if they weren't Muslim, low-quality, low-educated people with a very extreme religion into Western civilized Christian countries?
I'm less concerned about like just being mad about the Muslim who's here and wondering who brought them here because they're still bringing them here.
And like I mentioned, I've talked to Muslims in these other countries who are like, you know, well-educated stuff.
And they're like, this is a recipe for disaster, right?
It's going to cause splits between the Christian Arab world that it was like that for thousands of years, but or like 1500, and it's kind of pieced out.
It's back up again, you know?
lisa reynolds
So you're, you're like, um, your friends lately, and some of mine, a lot of mine actually would be like, oh, it's like the Jewish-run NGOs that are bringing this over there and the people in the governments.
But people really forget about like the red-green access and how, you know, Marxists and the people that want to destroy your nation who are importing this like crazy gender ideology too.
Like we didn't see any of that before either, right?
There's a ramping up of all of those things because they want to tear down the system.
I mean, it's not like they didn't write it in Marx and Engel wrote it in all of their things, right?
And you can say, okay, fine, but like they were Jewish and that was run by Jewish things, fine, whatever.
But it is that ideology.
It is that communists tear down the system ideology.
So as much chaos as we have and breaking the bonds of family and of your ties to your land or anything that you feel absolutely connected to that would keep society afloat, they want to get rid of.
And that's what we're saying.
That is what it is.
It's the ideology because you know there's Orthodox Jews that don't believe that or whatever.
And they're not the ones pushing it.
It would be the secular Jews.
So it is, it's more the ideology that's the problem.
Same thing with Islam.
Islam is the ideology itself is the problem.
It's not the individual people.
It's the same thing when we talk about these communists, Marxists that want to tear down our system.
They've been saying it nonstop at the DNC.
You know, they want to ruin everything that our nation was founded on.
So that, that's who's doing it.
And these people have been playing the long game.
They said that they would find their ways into our institutions back in the 50s.
You can see all the documents that say that that's their plan.
Here they are.
And everybody's going to be like, oh, I don't see that.
It's really not that.
Like, what are we talking about?
elijah schaffer
Well, and one of the things that I, that I have to agree with you on there is, look, these people are crazy.
Like, I think they're so crazy.
You actually sent this to me.
There's an interview here.
This is so funny.
And you guys can tell me whether you think it's real or fake, but I was sent it by a couple people who were like, look at this.
This is hilarious.
This guy's crazy.
Now, I'll tell you my opinion at the end of it.
But listen to this.
This is an interview between BBC and an attendee at the DNC.
Listen.
unidentified
Well, what brought you out of today?
No, listen.
My name is Noah Storks.
I use he-day pronouns.
Like, I'm just really excited that we have like the first black woman that could be the president of the United States.
And, you know, like, my wife, right?
We're in a polyamorous relationship.
The lover that my wife took is African-American.
And, like, I've learned so much about the struggle that people of color go through as a result of my wife's boyfriend.
And so I'm excited to really do my part to show solidarity for my marginalized communities.
And like, the best way to do that is to get the first woman of color to be the commander-in-chief.
And I'm really excited.
I'm so pumped.
Were you this pumped and excited when Joe Biden was nominated?
I mean, listen, like, I would vote for a corpse over voting for Donald Trump because he's a disgusting, fascist, white supremacist pig.
But now, like, you know, we get to really make history.
We have, you know, like I said, we have the first woman of color to be president of the United States.
And like, in our country, it was founded on the values of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
And Kamala, there's nothing embodies those values more than a Kamala Harris presidency.
So I'm pumped.
Like, I'm ready.
You know, I am so excited.
I'm a proud white dude for Kamala Harris, baby.
Let's go.
Woo!
Have you have you seen any excitement that a Democratic event might be in the stadium?
No, listen, this is amazing.
You know, like, you can't generate.
I couldn't see any more excitement.
Like, the only way there could be any more excitement is if, you know, maybe you have like an artist or a celebrity performance or opening for Kamala, but no, this is amazing.
This is like celebrity level of excitement.
This is a rock stop.
And then, you know, like, the thing that I'm the happiest about when it comes to a Kamala Harris presidency, it's the economy.
And, you know, I'm really excited about how she finally wants to put a cap on prices at the grocery store.
And, you know, like, look, even if price controls, you know, may lead to like shortages of food and basic goods, you know, shortages will lead to rationing.
And rationing, that leads to equity.
And we need to be in more equitable places, right?
elijah schaffer
I think the funniest thing about this is the fact that the guy didn't stop the interview because he thinks it's real.
Like, that's that's what, like, he, the guy, the BBC could not tell that this guy was trolling them.
That's the funniest part, right?
lisa reynolds
Do you know why?
Do you know why?
Because they are like that.
Like, we just filmed.
We just, we just went out in Philadelphia and we asked people like, you know, there's a lot of excitement for Kamala Harris.
Are you excited for her?
And they were like, yes.
And I'm like, what's your favorite policy that she's been attached to during her time?
Well, I don't actually know, but I'm really excited that she's a woman and I really want my reproductive rights.
And they say this.
They say it just like he did.
The only thing that got me was like that I was finally like, oh God, this isn't fake was this like overenthusiasm like like the Alex Stein style.
You know what I mean?
But they introduce themselves with pronouns.
They do all that thing.
They do all of that.
They absolutely do all of that.
And it's really, it's actually not black men.
Black men are really going for Trump, but it is black women and white men and fat women.
That's what it is.
It's white liberals, fat women, fat white women, and black women.
That's who acts like that.
elijah schaffer
Well, and like, okay, like you mentioned, it's sort of.
Okay, by the way, the Muzzle thing is actually funny.
Also, since we have a big table here, when you guys are here, we should set up some sort of like a debate because that would be fun too at the table.
I'm also supposed to come up Mary Morgan.
lisa reynolds
You can have Tommy on.
I will debate.
Obviously, Tate is too busy.
But like, we have to.
elijah schaffer
Can Tommy ever come out here?
You know, like, I can't.
He can't come to the U.S.
lisa reynolds
No.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I have, I have sort of a budget now where I can like actually fly people internationally.
I'm really going to try to get Ian Miles Chong on my show for a debate panel because that's just like legendary, man.
But like, I'm like, Tommy.
lisa reynolds
You should do a Europe trip.
You should, you should do a Europe trip.
unidentified
I'll go with you.
lisa reynolds
And we'll go around and I'll set them all up and we can hit all the people and you can interview each one.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I have funding for a documentary that I'll talk to you about.
And then we can probably get a lot of the funding set.
No, I'm saying, but we can get the funding set that way and then go do a bunch of sideshows while we're doing the docko because that'll be good.
But I was kind of like talking about this.
You know, I was looking at the DNC and there was this thread.
Tara Bull put this up of the most embarrassing moments at the DNC.
So number 12, we'll just watch these because I feel like it's, I don't really care what they're saying.
You know, like we'll talk about Kamala's daughter and everything.
But this is like, so this is a guy caught 4K yelling no to choosing Kamala Harris on live TV watch.
unidentified
Looking at the two choices before you pull it too high.
Donald Trump or Kamala Harris.
I'd rather die than have a woman president.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
So I'm not trying to copy.
Speaking of that, I'm not trying to copy Candace and Tay saying it's gay that people want a woman president.
But like, can we get back to real sexism where as a man, you know, the closest you're going to get to a woman dominating you is maybe if you were molested as a kid, so you've got a strange, you know, fetish.
You've been rejected in a lot of relationships.
You've developed a little bit of a bondage sex kink.
But other than that, that's about as close to being dominated by a woman that you should ever, you know, be seriously looking at.
Because we don't kink shame on the show.
But I will say, I will vote shame you.
The idea of having a woman lead you by the capability of how women think, you don't want women leading you unless you're a child.
That's it.
lisa reynolds
Nobody even likes working for women.
Women don't like working for women.
My mom has never liked working for a woman.
Why would you want her to lead the country when you won't want to work for them?
I don't understand.
I really don't understand the appeal.
And it's not a Candace thing.
I've been saying this, you know, me forever, right?
unidentified
Like, I just think it's, I just don't get these men.
lisa reynolds
They're so salty.
It's because they're poisoning all our food.
elijah schaffer
You know, I was thinking about that with, I was thinking about that the other day about the lower amounts of testosterone.
That the biggest issue, in my personal opinion, of why that's a problem comes down to the lack of drive.
And I know I've spoken about this a lot on the show, but you know, people think, oh, testosterone, you know, all the men are going to end up like Elijah, which is like, okay, my T levels actually aren't very low comparatively because I'm pretty healthy and I eat well and stuff.
So the way I am is probably from the atrazine in the water in LA turning the freaking frogscape.
And that's not even a joke.
lisa reynolds
I think you're fine.
Like in person at all, like you're very manly men.
unidentified
You're not like a, you're not like a, you are, you're not like that.
elijah schaffer
I think it's because I'm tall.
And so when girls see, people just don't know that I'm tall on the show.
So they don't know that I'm mog bitching.
lisa reynolds
You're taller than me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know, you're tall too.
Mogging the bitches.
Well, speaking of mogging the bitches, what I was trying to say is like, okay, look, there is, I'm not trying to use leftist terms of like gender expression, which is stupid, but okay, there is like a good gender expression.
Even the Bible talks about like men should not wear women's clothing, right?
So like there is an aspect of like, of, of just talking to the boys here.
You know, I tell my wife, I love going to cigar lounge with my friends.
That's how I know the Muslim friend.
It's kind of nice whether you're Muslim or whether you're Christian or whether you're not trying to drink.
It's like a non-drinking centered activity where it's social and you're hanging out and you're talking.
And I love, I like that because then no one's drunk.
Everyone means what they say.
It's always a nice time together.
And so there are little bits of like, yeah, outward male expressions that are kind of, you know, traditional and good and male bonding.
But ultimately, there's plenty of dudes out there that you will see ex-cops, people who are older.
They're very rough.
They have Alex Jones voices.
They look like tough dudes.
And you go get tested on their testosterone levels.
And it's like 300, 250, 170, which means that like, it's not the fact that they don't talk like a man and look like a man.
It's that they don't feel like. having sex with their wife.
And it's not because of a porn addiction.
They don't have the drive.
They're just not horny.
And that's horniness.
If you're not horny as a guy, it's a big problem.
If you're not getting boners in the morning, go get yourself tested.
And you go down the line.
It's like you don't feel driven to do more to build your country, to fight.
And when people say, oh, you know, because fighting is tough, Lisa, you know that when you stand up against the system, it hurts.
They take away your money.
They take away your reputation and they take away your time and your life.
lisa reynolds
Yeah.
Listen, that's happened to both of us.
It's very painful.
You know, it's very painful and you want to do everything you can to fight back.
But most men that I know don't even like, like, again, I was interviewing people and talking to people and they were like, well, after like the male boxing thing, you know, I felt like it was finally time to say something on Instagram.
I'm like, bro, you're like 15 years too late.
Like now you want to stand up and say something?
Like, where have you been?
Like, this is your line?
Like, they've been cutting off little kids' private parts.
Where have you been?
But there is no drive.
unidentified
And most, most people have their head in the sand.
lisa reynolds
If I talk to people about politics, nobody has any idea what's going on.
That's why I give up.
Like, I don't even care anymore.
We're not going to win anything.
I'm happy I'm a Christian and bring it on so that Christ can return faster.
Like, I don't care anymore.
unidentified
Well, it's ridiculous.
lisa reynolds
We're not going to convince all these people.
elijah schaffer
You have a son, right?
Yes.
And so, I mean, I won't give any more information out about that.
I have a son.
And what's really cool is like when you see a kid who's, I love the fact that my son's a baby because he's like both innocent, but also very much a man.
And it's fun when they're little kids because you see them developing from being babies to men.
Like even though he's only like one and a half, and I'm sure you see this, sometimes you look at me, you're like, dude, you're a little man.
Like, I'll grab my son and I'll yeet him across the room.
It's like, yeet.
And I almost think he's dead.
He's like, hits the couch, falls off, smacks his head, looks up at me and just starts going, ha, and like laughing.
And my wife taught him how to sign.
It's supposed to be more because.
And then it's like, he, I just threw him across the room and Kez is even like, what did you just do?
And it's like, and he's, he's already wanting more excitement, more, more on the edge.
I have, I don't have a daughter yet, but I have friends with daughters and I do not see that behavior.
They just sit down and read or they're like little kids playing with dolls or whatever.
And there's a difference, right?
lisa reynolds
Oh my God.
My son wakes up in the morning like happy, like, hi, mommy.
Let's have breakfast.
And my daughter's like, oh, hi, mom, right?
Like immediately, immediately.
And then he is like, their only goal with raising him is trying to get him not to kill himself and to like direct his rambunctious energy somewhere.
With her, it's always like, my friend is doing this.
And like, it's all emotional and it's taxing.
And I listen, I love my daughter.
She's fantastic.
But, you know, if you don't, if you don't have something to center them and you don't really reinforce those gender roles, like I'm starting now with them, like my daughter's like, oh, I might want to play football.
I'm like, no, you're not allowed.
Like, no, you need to be more feminine and no boys are going to like you.
And I show her those videos of those tattooed women.
It's like, oh, I thought men like strong women.
I'm like, see, they don't.
No man likes that.
Don't even do that.
You just get ready to have babies and start learning how to cook.
Right.
But a lot of we just, we've brainwashed like this whole civilization and then they poison them.
And it's also that we can't fight back.
Like you said, there's no motivation, no drive.
And these boys are born with it.
They're born with it and they are taking it away from them.
They're taking it away from them through television.
They're taking it away through their food.
They're taking it away in school and how they're told to deal with each other and how they're supposed to be friends with each other.
It's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
So, you have to like homeschool your kids or send them into a Christian classical school and make sure you like reinforce the need for boys to stay boys and women to stay women.
elijah schaffer
And that's why I think with you and I, too, like, I mean, obviously, I don't think we really talked about much politics at all in the show, besides just some funny moments.
This podcast has become, you know, sometimes about politics, but I care more about family stuff.
I'm reading a lot.
I'm in discipleship because I would want to be a good dad.
And you know what that is?
Once you have a kid, you know, you realize, like, you see, I don't know maybe you notice this too, which is this is not a dig by this is not a dig on your boss.
This is not a dig on anyone.
Um, but yeah, but but but you see, you see people that you know, and let me let me actually say this in a positive term.
Okay.
So, yeah, so in a positive term, someone like Tim, who's who's a colleague, we're good friends.
We're, we, we, we text whatever.
This is not a dig at him.
So, you guys, listen, listen, he's much more successful than me, uh, you know, career-wise, right?
Has much bigger following in our, in our field, makes a lot more money, um, you know, has more influence, all the things that people want.
Um, and in much, in most ways, he's succeeding far and above and beyond everything I'm succeeding.
But every time that I look at my son in the eyes and I have, I look at him, I'm genuinely like, dude, I don't understand.
Because this is almost everyone in media, they don't have kids, or they don't really give a shit about their kids.
Like, they're unmarried on purpose or whatever.
Like, they're just like single moms, or they're guys who are deadbeat dads and they don't really take care of their kids.
Um, I'm not talking about like divorce happens, people have divorced, bad things happen, um, but people just like don't really try to do it right, and then on top of that, they you know, or they don't want to have kids and they just want to fuck.
And then, like, you know, I kind of like, you know, you're like 21, you might see people that are like, you know, just banging around and having a fun time and spending millions.
You're like, wow, that's amazing.
But like, once you get in your late, like, late, late 20s to like early 30s and on, you start looking around and you're like, everybody sucks.
lisa reynolds
I fell into that, right?
Like, I was, I'm thinking, oh, I'm working for Congress.
It's a big deal.
I need to be making more money for my family, like all of that.
And I put a lot of time, you know, time and energy into my career.
And I took that away from my children.
And I was never, ever more miserable than I was during that period.
I thought I was like going insane.
And really, it was, I just needed to be with my children like I was supposed to be with my children.
And then once I took a pay cut and, you know, moved home and started to not care about, you know, climbing up any stupid ladder like I was told to do my whole life, or that's what gave you value.
Is when I have been absolutely the absolute happiest in my entire life is when you devote yourself to your children.
And, and I, I think that a lot of people are really missing that, especially women.
Like women are so lied to.
They're like, go to school, climb the corporate ladder.
And then, and then what?
You're supposed to give it all up and have babies and kids.
Like, they're like, I just worked so hard for this, right?
And then, and take that aside, then they're supposed to say, oh, we can do it all and you're supposed to split your time.
This is why we have weak men.
They don't have mothers.
They don't have fathers.
They don't have anybody.
They're just kind of like growing up on TikTok.
It's absolutely crazy.
It's really, it's really disappointing.
But no, I know.
I know Tim doesn't have any kids and I don't know.
I always want to ask him, like, what's your plan?
But I feel like it's wildly inappropriate.
elijah schaffer
No, it's inappropriate.
It's just like this, this industry doesn't lend itself to having kids because you don't really get into this industry.
For someone to want to start a family, you don't really get into this because it requires a lot of narcissism.
And usually, and this is from experience, the industry eats you alive and you end up becoming a very darker person and you become a shell of who you were.
And you end up making, you end up becoming like morally corrupted by the industry because it's not like if you think about this, this is the craziest thing.
You guys, how you guys were like, oh, you know, Alex Stein said, you know, Hollywood, I mean, politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
And I'm like, actually, that's not him.
But he didn't say that.
Like, you know, Gavin said that.
And back before that, Rush Limbaugh said that.
And someone said it before Rush Limbaugh.
So to talk about political media, imagine this: how toxic Hollywood is, but people are ugly physically.
So it's like, it's the same toxicity with ugly people.
So at least in Hollywood, they can have, you know, sex clubs and stuff.
And they can at least, you know, have their islands.
In political media, we get the shittiest blackmail, you know, backstabbings and media attacks and just like degeneracy paired with everyone fucking is ugly as hell.
But myself included.
lisa reynolds
So and everybody's trying to backstab each other and like set other people up and be totally bad faith, degenerate liars.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And if you guys are watching this right now, I'm going to go ahead and put the Rumble, the Rumble chat inside of YouTube.
If you're watching on X or you're watching on YouTube, go to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
I want to remind you guys, if you want to continue to support this show, as we are demonetized literally everywhere, even on X, I'm working on that right now.
It's really sad.
It's making like seven grand a month off of X, and now it's just like took it away in January.
But you know what?
Life is good.
And as my good friend here, Lisa knows, we'll talk a little about the new studio, some of the stuff going on in the second half.
It's much more topical, fun, whatever.
We've got a lot of stuff on the horizon.
That's possible because you guys support this website.
You guys support us.
And your money goes directly to the show and funny things.
We're able to grow.
And I've been working really hard, as Lisa knows, and we're making this possible.
But make sure that you support at censored.tv.
It's a way to put it a few bucks a month aside.
And I want to remind you guys that if you cannot support uncensored for any reason, right?
Just like maybe you just can't financially.
It's just not possible.
Maybe you're a college student.
I really wish we had college pricing or something like that too, you know, or whatever.
But I want to remind you.
lisa reynolds
Can't you do that gifting thing like they do?
Like, can't people buy gifts for you?
elijah schaffer
They're working on it.
They're working on gifted subs for censored.
But I'm just going to say this.
Please pray for our country.
Pray for the show.
Pray for Kez.
Pray for Lisa.
Pray for the guests.
Prayers do work.
We can't fight sin without prayer and meditation.
You're not going to battle your flesh on your own.
You're going to fail.
And so, you know, prayers matter more, honestly, than support.
You can do that too and support.
But like genuinely, just every once in a while when you feel like, man, I wish I could do more, pray for people.
And that's a really great way to go.
Anyway, I'll be back with Lisa Reynolds.
Before we jump over, I always give my guests two times to plug their socials.
So, Lisa, where can people find you?
Where can they follow you?
lisa reynolds
I have stopped doing most socials.
So it's just Lisa Elizabeth on Twitter.
I run my mouth after the kids go to bed.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you can see it there right here.
Lisa Elizabeth.
Anyway, to the rest of you guys watching, we'll take about a four-minute break.
I know we've been doing two, two-ish, four-minute break.
I think I have the right button here.
Let's go ahead and let's go to a break.
And I'll see you over on Rumble and on the rest of the show.
We'll have some fun stuff that we're going to lighten up the mood of the show and kind of reminisce, have some good talks.
See you there.
unidentified
All right,
elijah schaffer
i'm joined in the studio by Lisa Elizabeth You.
You can follow her at Lisa Elizabeth on X.
We are back and we're having a great time together.
We're getting the energy up because we're having a good time.
Shout out to everybody in the chats.
Shout out to everyone in the chat.
You text me something.
unidentified
Dude, I did.
lisa reynolds
I did.
Listen, I want to, I love your chat.
So I was on the break catching up on your chat.
Wow, you guys.
I want to clear something up.
And this is irrelevant and nobody's going to care, but I just want to say it because no, my hair, I didn't spend a million dollars on my hair.
It's my hair all my own.
And I dye it myself upstairs in my room.
I put the little highlights in.
unidentified
That's why it is so bad of a job done.
lisa reynolds
So, no, I don't, my hair is mine.
It's not fake.
I don't spend money on it.
I don't get my nails done.
I don't do any of that.
So, yeah, that's it.
That's one of the things.
unidentified
And apparently, I'm not like a Jewish hater enough for everybody, but no, no, no.
lisa reynolds
To be fair, they're hating on people in the comments section that I'm really a fan of them doing that.
So they can keep that up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except for the fact that here's the thing.
It's a slow night tonight on Rumble in general.
Really, the only shows that are up right now are like Trump stuff, DNC stuff, right?
lisa reynolds
This is the best work show ever.
So everybody should be here right now.
elijah schaffer
Well, one of the things that we do, and this is what I was going to say, is like one of the fun things about this show is, and it's sort of a crippling thing, but we don't play the game where it's like, and this is no shame to my friends who are doing this right now, but it's like it's DNC.
So now we change the time of our show and we just cover the DNC.
The only reason why I don't do that is you get more views, but I actually don't want to kill myself.
So I always want this show.
It's like, look, can you get more high off of meth than weed?
Yes.
But I always tell people, this is like the weed of political shows.
It's not meth.
Okay.
So you don't need to smoke meth to get crazy.
It's always just going to be like, whatever.
We're going to talk about whatever the hell we feel like.
We'll probably talk about some alternative stories and we'll probably laugh at some retarded people.
Okay.
We need to talk about the DNC anyway.
Me neither.
unidentified
Ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I want to talk about some things with you here.
So I need to talk about Indian people, man.
lisa reynolds
You mean like the ones that poop outside?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I always see everyday videos where like, I feel like they're, they're, they, like, they, they, it's illegal to live over 40 there.
Like they're always sacrificing their lives on trains.
You ever see that?
They're getting hit on by trains and like touching electrical poles and just dying.
You never see this stuff?
lisa reynolds
I don't, I don't, I mean, I don't really watch that kind of stuff, but I will say that, like, I know, I know, because when I was in college, I did behavioral economics, and my professor's like a really renowned professor or whatever.
And she would go over there and her latest project while I was there was trying to teach the men not to defecate outside or defecate by water because everybody was getting sick.
And I'm like, it's really 2024 and you have to tell people not to poop outside near a water source.
Like, you have to tell them that.
Well, I don't.
And then, okay, so then we bring them here and then they poop at gas stations.
Like, I don't know.
You know, not all civilizations are created equal.
elijah schaffer
No, they're not.
What about the guy that put the gas spout up his anus and was masturbating?
What was that?
lisa reynolds
I think that was a crazy white guy, though.
Is he like mine?
Is he like this old white dude, right?
elijah schaffer
Dude, that was.
lisa reynolds
People are so, they need God so badly.
elijah schaffer
Was it bad that it made me a little, a little chubby?
lisa reynolds
Yes.
unidentified
Just kidding.
elijah schaffer
It's like, this is the stuff that they quote, like Elijah Schaefer said.
He got a semi-erection from a man putting a gas pump up his butthole.
No, I actually watched that.
It was crazy.
Now, this is crazy.
So I'm going to play some, we're going to go over Indian people for a little bit because I feel like they deserve a lot of hate.
Like you said, people talk about the Jews too much.
I feel like Indians also deserve a lot of the hate they get thrown at them.
lisa reynolds
They don't get a much, I don't think.
I think they deserve a little more.
elijah schaffer
It's fine.
Yeah, let's transition here.
Like, you know, that were Kendall Jenner's dad.
Check this out.
I don't know what just happened here, but this is like some sort of an Indian thing.
Check this out.
Do you survive that?
I mean, that's...
lisa reynolds
That's brutal.
What I don't understand is like their population just keeps growing exponentially.
Like, how when they have regular occurrences like this?
Like, how, how do they keep thriving?
I don't understand.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And also, isn't that just, is that a bull or what is that that's running?
lisa reynolds
It looks like a.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it has horns.
I guess you can't really just stop that, right?
lisa reynolds
It looked like, I thought it looked like a big fat goat, but like, it would have to be a really big one.
I don't know what it is.
unidentified
I can't.
What was he thinking?
elijah schaffer
So he lassoes.
Look.
So he lassoes the leg, but what was it?
Oh, that it caught his leg or something like that?
lisa reynolds
Yeah, and he let go.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, even if, yeah, well, like, I feel like there's like not a lot you can say about this, but I feel like he's going to die, right?
lisa reynolds
This is what we should do for like people who do graffiti and stuff here, right?
We should just make, we should just lasso them to a bull and like whip them and let them go.
Like, or people that defecate in the street.
Maybe that's what we should do.
We should, we should have like things like this.
I mean, we do definitely need to bring back corporal punishment.
So let's make it fun for everybody.
elijah schaffer
Well, I happen to agree with that.
I think as we talk about this, I also want to look at some more Indian stuff.
Let me go down here.
Oh, I guess we'll just kind of go around here.
I saw this video here and I was thinking about, you know, how the fact, like, there's a certain age of retirement for hoeing.
Obviously, you should never be a hoe, but you got to retire eventually.
lisa reynolds
Is she Jewish?
No, I'm kidding.
No.
elijah schaffer
Now I get the humor of the show.
lisa reynolds
It's like, no, I'm not going to.
I mean, I don't know.
First of all, somebody probably gave their grandma like a bunch of edibles and was like, here, do this.
And I'm going to film it.
That's elder abuse.
You know, her nose is red, though.
It seems like she likes it.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Get this woman to office.
Make her president.
That's what I think.
If she's able to be abused as an old person, then she deserves to be the president of the United States.
lisa reynolds
I've tapped out of society.
Like I, all I do now anymore is read like these 1800 novels because people are normal in them, right?
Like, and I'm like, I just want to go back.
I want to go back to pre-Industrial Revolution so we don't ever have to see any of this.
Like, nobody's grandmother should be doing that.
No one's.
And it should not be on the internet.
It just shouldn't.
elijah schaffer
Well, and I agree.
Like, and I'm with you.
I think that you have to laugh at things.
That's why I decided to do the last half just not black pilled.
lisa reynolds
That's what I used to love to do with you anyway, was make fun of people.
elijah schaffer
And we'll get.
And by the way, now that people are back in studio, the energy, Lisa, the energy of the show is going so much better.
Like when we have in-studio guests now, the numbers are back up to where they were.
Like Friday, we had 4,000 people watching live.
Then we had over 3,000 on Monday.
Today's a slow day for everyone.
They already looked like even Drew got put on the front page and he's like a little over 2,000 live, which is like, that doesn't, that's not his fault.
That's just, it's because Tucker's live right now, Charlie's live.
Like we're competing with the big dogs who aren't usually live at this time.
So we're not going to be able to get their fancy smancy, you know, fresh McGee over here or Rich McGee.
This guy, Cortez, did you watch this video?
lisa reynolds
This what?
I did.
Because I was like trying to scroll real quick before I came on and I did see this one.
I was like, that's a move.
That was smart.
I mean, you know.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
So he brought an illegal immigrant with him to the DNC and saw if he could get it.
And I and I love this.
This is so good.
unidentified
Hey, Steve Cortez, you're on the west side of Chicago Democratic National Convention at United Center.
The Democrats, of course, want open borders and want an endless stream of illegal migrants pouring into the United States.
This is my new acquaintance, Edwin.
Say hello.
My name is Elene.
Okay, Edwin is from Venezuela.
And we're going to take Edwin into the DNC so that he can meet the Democrats who want open borders.
He should meet his new friends, secure speakers, and learn about the Democratic Party.
So Edwin, let's head in, shall we?
This is Edwin from Venezuela, migrant, invited into the Democrat Party.
He'd like to come to the Democrats convention.
Yep, you have to go to Jackson.
Wait, you mean he needs credentials and permission to come in to get past the wall?
Yeah.
It's like a border wall in a way, huh?
Yeah.
You have to have ID, credentials.
To come to the United States?
No.
Not to come to the United States.
Okay, because you're coming to the Democratic Convention.
Okay.
You believe in security.
You believe in securing a boundary.
Edwin can't come in.
That's not all I know.
I commend you on guarding this border.
You're doing it very effectively, folks.
Good morning!
We would like to get some credentials for Edwin.
Come on, Edwin.
Edwin is from Venezuela.
Hi, Edwin.
So we tried to get Edwin into the convention to migrate from Venezuela.
No organization, just American.
And he's a migrant from Venezuela.
Wanted to get to the convention.
We figured that they would love to have a migrant from Venezuela come in.
They said we needed the credentials.
So we're here to get the credentials all cut.
As they wanted to build out and out of the time.
So you have to, there's a process in the application.
I mean, you didn't have that at the border.
Okay.
I have my own personal solution right now.
Okay.
So I'm asking this question off.
Just to be clear, we have been ejected from the DNC credentialing office because we're not permitted to be here.
We don't have permission.
We didn't go through the application process.
Seems like the United States would use similar rules about crossing the U.S. border.
DNC doesn't believe in that, but they do believe in it for their own convention You know what I love about this?
He's from Venezuela.
He's a migrant.
Democratic party.
elijah schaffer
Edwin has no idea what the hell's going on.
Like when you go back here, like they just offered Edwin like a pacamodallo and some tacos.
And he's like, yo, Edwin, you want to, this reminds me of working with other Hispanic people.
You know, they're pretty simple.
They're short and they love life.
But I love how Edwin's, I don't know if he's actually illegal, but I wouldn't be surprised.
It's pretty funny to me overall that, you know, with the DNC, they've taken on this real moderate approach to politics.
I don't know if you've been watching it.
They're like the party of law and order now because Trump's a criminal and she's a prosecutor.
They're the party of white America.
Trump fails to try to appeal to white voters anymore and they're creating like trucker hats.
Obviously, it's very performative, very theatrical.
I'm not buying any of it.
But, you know, only stupid people would buy it.
And I'm not afraid to say the majority of people are fucking retarded.
So, you know, it's going to work on a lot of people out there.
And so you look at this and it's like, oh, this is hypocritical.
Yeah, but it's also kind of like genius.
You know, off camera, you know, wherever they want, they do whatever the hell they want.
That's rules for you, V, but not for me.
You know what I mean?
Like they open our borders, but they still understand security.
They're really strict.
They're not going to let shit slide around them.
And this is the age-old, like, shit-lib liberal idea.
It's like, make policies that fuck over the country, but you ensure your neighborhoods are clean and safe.
And as long as you don't have to deal with the shit, then fuck America because I care more about power.
You know, that's, that's kind of what I got from this.
It's like the same, same, same old, same story.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, the thing, the thing that I get about this, like, you know, I saw them like the day they put up on the DNC like Project 2025 on the Trump building, right?
Like, and they thought that this was this big troll.
And then we have Matt Walsh, like, trolling in his like outfit, right?
And then we have this guy, like, Steve doing this.
And like, I get it, but like, aren't we, aren't we like a little sick of like, I don't know, being corny about politics at the same time too?
Like, yeah, it was funny and it does highlight like the hypocrisy and all, but like, all right, can we get, can we, can we get a little more like interesting than this?
Like, I don't know.
The only people that are seeing it are our people.
They're brainwashed enough to like not care.
I don't know.
I think, well, I think it was funny and it was smart of him to do.
Like, yeah, it was like a smart little fun idea.
I just, I'm, as I'm sitting there watching it again, I'm like, oh, can we be a little more clever or not clever, but like, I don't know, a little more aggressive, you know?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because you have kids and you have a stake in life and you actually care.
Like, it's like basically, it's like when people are like, OMG, Trump brought, this, nothing makes me more mad, Lisa, than like, oh my gosh, Trump brought small tic tacs out.
Libs owned.
Dude, these people are winning.
And it's like, you know, oh, Camela only has the appearance of winning.
We just wrote a huge article on Gateway Punt.
You should go there.
I run their video department, the gatewaypunnet.com, really good election coverage.
lisa reynolds
Loves the Gateway Punnett and she's so excited that you're there.
And she's like, oh, I saw something from Elijah.
She has the app.
She has like this old app on her phone or the Gateway Punnett.
And she reads it every morning.
And she loves you.
elijah schaffer
I love my boomers.
That's like, as a big boomer audience, I love you guys.
That's like, that's like, your mom probably watches me.
I should start saying the show your mom probably watches.
But that show, you know, is doing well.
And like, we wrote this whole thing explaining how they're going to steal the next election or how they're going to fix it.
And one of the things is it's like, you, you retards.
This is slightly offensive language, not journalist language.
You fucking retards.
Who cares if it's Megan Thee Stallion packing the stadium?
Who cares?
They just need the appearance of popularity.
Just like with they used COVID to excuse the lack of popularity with Biden.
Oh, it's because of COVID.
It's because of COVID to win.
Now that they don't have COVID, they just need concerts and stuff to go on to.
If you really think that they need a fair and free election, I have a COVID booster to sell you.
You know what I mean?
Like that's the truth.
lisa reynolds
People are not realizing that there is real enthusiasm around her.
I spoke to 100 people over the weekend and they're like denying that it's actually happening.
But no, like these people are excited.
They're excited because she's a black woman and that's what they have been told to love.
And so like they're pumped.
They're so pumped.
They can't wait for her to come in here and ruin this country.
And they're, but they're idiots.
It was somebody posted this.
It was a friend of mine, Will.
He posted on my thing.
He was like, just think about the stupidest, like, just think about the average person and how absolutely stupid they are.
And then by definition, half of the population is stupider than that.
That is what we're dealing with.
We have to have something radically change, radically, and I mean radically change so that we don't have 90% of people voting that vote voting.
Like we can't have it.
Or let's just do away with voting.
I'm done with voting.
elijah schaffer
I'm kind of, yeah, I'm in the same spot too.
And that's why I think we have a couple super chats here that we can wrap up on some of this.
Although I did just want to watch this one thing.
Let me see if I can bring this up.
I did want to bring up a couple things.
Number one, this is Kamala Harris's Jewish daughter-in-law, right?
Or a stepdaughter.
lisa reynolds
Is it a man?
I think it's a man.
Is it really a man that changed your daughter and they're just saying that?
Because that looks like a man.
elijah schaffer
Every parent's nightmare.
And then this is the show.
unidentified
It's cool.
lisa reynolds
How about her saying she got pregnant by IVF?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and male pattern baldness.
She's male pattern baldness.
I'm with you on that.
That was weird, right?
The IVF.
Okay, that's an interesting thing.
A lot of people aren't talking about it.
She said she got, well, she didn't say she got pregnant by IVF.
lisa reynolds
I'm not sure that was the word.
elijah schaffer
That's how she had children was through IVF.
And so, you know, this is where it's more funny rather than just being like, ah, she's got a swinging dick.
It's like, hey, she just said that either A, she was never pregnant or B, Barry is not her, her, her, you know, they didn't have normal in vivo.
It's in vitro, which in vivo would be like, you know, your life natural in the life form in vitro is like in a you know, fertilizer, you know, dish or whatever.
It's a Petri dish.
But anyway, that's a big deal to me because I think that's sort of where I think the Democrats are at.
Like, hey, and by the way, you all say I'm trans?
I am.
lisa reynolds
It's like Matt Rhone's wife.
She's definitely a man.
elijah schaffer
Do you see your bulge today?
lisa reynolds
Dude, her bulging and he's making out with dudes on boats.
Like, this is who's running our stuff.
What are we doing?
We have to do something else.
unidentified
I don't want to call for anything crazy, but what are we doing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at this.
This is what I thought was crazy.
So, obviously, everyone's making fun of this, you know, stop that Kamala Harris made with Tim Waltz.
You know, they're going, ha, you know, whatever.
They went to this store.
It's fake.
Then this guy, David J. Urban, this is why I'm really interested in this kind of stuff now.
He's a West Point U.S. Army, right?
He hears out.
He said, it's embarrassing.
Apparently, Kamala Harris forgot that the Biden-Harris administration is suing Sheets for requiring criminal background checks of their employees when she visited for some snacks yesterday.
So the craziest thing is like they are suing the business that they went into for trying to stop illegal aliens from working there.
And they chose that place to go shop in.
That's why the Democrats play to win.
They go in, make a fake publicity stunt in a business they're trying to shut down for upholding the rule of law.
That's some crazy shit.
Like that's that's what I meant in front of the cameras.
They're like, look, we love we're normal Americans.
Behind the cameras are trying to put the place out of business.
And I think that that's like, you know, I don't, I don't like the Republicans because they play to lose.
And so it's like, it's like the idea of the politics on the Republican Party right now and the influencers and media personalities we have remind me a bit of asking a woman about war where it's like, no, that's just so bad and it's mean.
And it's, oh, I hate war.
And you're like, dude, listen, man, go talk to some soldiers on what they had to do in war.
They do things that they didn't think they were capable of doing because they needed to win, right?
We drop nuclear bombs on countries to win the war.
So we do, we do crazy shit to win.
I don't think we want to win because we're not willing to do crazy shit.
Like the fact that people are still trying to get Nick Fuentes off the internet and Nick Fuentes doesn't even like Tommy.
And I don't even know if you like Nick and it doesn't even matter.
lisa reynolds
I actually really like Nick.
That's such a thing.
Like I actually really like Nick, right?
Like, and I think that he should be platformed everywhere.
I think Nick's, I think he's charismatic.
I think he's very smart, right?
There are some things I may or may not disagree with, but a lot of the stuff he says, I like said to my mom, like, yo, listen to this.
Like, don't you agree?
Right.
And they think because like I book for Tim or I work for Tommy or whatever, or like I help Tommy that like, I don't like Nick.
I actually really like Nick.
Even when Nick was like, you know, twisting some of my text messages or whatever, like, I like him.
I want him to come on.
If I could get Nick booked on a show tomorrow, I would do it.
I actually like the kid.
elijah schaffer
Well, why don't you come out here?
And then when he's out here one time for the new thing we're working on, why don't you just do a show for that show in the studio?
Like, why don't you just have them host like when Mary's down here or whatever?
Why don't you just shoot the show out of here?
lisa reynolds
Hey, listen, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
It's not a bad idea, right?
Because Mary's going to come down.
lisa reynolds
So I mean, I like Mary too.
You know, it's funny because all the people that you're on censor TV with, like, I love Isabella Riley, right?
Like, I love like all these people.
I like the more fringy people, I guess you could call them.
I don't know.
I certainly don't agree with like Cat Turd out there, like getting mad at, you know, like, you know, disowning and blocking people just because, you know, they wanted to write in somebody to vote or whatever.
Like, I think that we look really weak when we do stuff like that.
I don't want any weak people.
And I don't care if they're controversial.
Nick doesn't seem weak to me right now.
So like, I don't know.
You know, I just don't.
I just, I'm tired of these weak men.
So I can't know.
I don't have a problem with Nick.
Yeah, Ketchup's like you're like flipping out on people.
And I don't even know who this guy is, but like, I know.
elijah schaffer
It's so weird.
lisa reynolds
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted of like the dumb BS.
Like, I'm just, I want, I want strong men to be like, you know what?
No, we're not going to take this anywhere.
I'm like, do something.
You know, I can't do anything.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, look, I mean, that's what I'm going to say.
This is this brought up this thing here.
It was like Greg, who's a meme account, said, to be fair, I don't think this poll run by Elong is probably the best temperature to check either.
I think majority of the people that interact with him lean right.
This is about whether people want to vote for Kamala or Trump.
And I agreed with that.
I already thought that because only about 20% of Americans are on X.
And, you know, people that are going to interact with Elon, not on Twitter, but interact, are going to lean right because, you know, the left hates him.
lisa reynolds
It's sample bias.
It's fine.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And it's, it's, well, it's basically just going to end up creating, you know, this division.
And then I don't like, like, and Ketrid falls.
I mean, I don't, this is not even talking shit on anyone.
I just don't even care.
But it's like, thank you for finally admitting you're a left-wing nut.
Now we can all see who you really are, loser.
And it's like, that's also a meme account.
Secondly, let's just be honest with what's really going on in the country because, you know, the reality is that, you know, we're not in the best position we've ever been in.
And I want to say something also too to the chat real fast.
Speaking of the chat, somebody, somebody was like, oh, Elijah must care about this woman's opinion if he has her on.
I don't know whether you meant that negative or positively, but here's the thing.
lisa reynolds
I'm a negative.
I'm a woman.
elijah schaffer
But Lisa has, Lisa has been a very good friend to Kez and I for many, many years, okay?
And very, very, very good friend.
And I want to remind you, Lisa has also helped very publicly.
When people try to destroy me and the show, Lisa came out and she threw a wrench in their stupid in their wheel, right?
And just went, hey, maybe you guys are lying fucking sons of bitches and maybe you should shut the fuck up.
And it sort of put it Lisa basically helped end all the bullshit.
unidentified
And so for that, we think I just don't like lying women.
lisa reynolds
You know what I mean?
I don't like lying women.
I don't like people that are hurting people unnecessarily.
And I am very, I'm a very, very loyal friend.
And I also, you know, for whatever it's worth, I don't, I don't think I think like most women.
elijah schaffer
She's not like another girl.
She's not like other girls.
lisa reynolds
Let me be a pick-me.
unidentified
I'm not.
lisa reynolds
Like, I don't know.
I think, if anything, I think I'm too masculine.
I am working so hard to be a more feminine person because I grew up in Philly and I grew up really tough and I don't want to be that way.
But like, I act more manly.
I think it's, it's disgusting, but, and I'm working on it.
But like, you know, like, I don't, I don't surround myself with the people that hurt Elijah and they're, and there were, and he didn't deserve it.
I was honestly closer with them at the time than I was with him.
And he was the one that was in the right, though.
So you got to do the right thing.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I appreciate it.
And you know what?
I'll say this as I always say, Lisa.
And we will pray for those people.
And I do.
And I pray for them.
And I pray to God that, you know, they can realize that they have only hurt themselves because we had a great movement, a lot of good people working on a lot of good things.
And it's only caused division and problems.
And a lot of them are very unhappy today and, you know, and really just, you know, fighting their own battles.
And we pray for them.
And the Bible says to pray for those who persecute you and attack you and spitefully use you.
And one of the things is to me is like, is loyalty is more important than anything.
And actually, that's one of the main reasons why I remain so close to Nick Fuentes is because it's like with you, it's like, hey, listen, I'm going to, I'm going to let someone stand for in the way of truth.
And, you know, even with you, there are some people that I was closer with, maybe even that I would say at the time than you, that I'd known longer or whatever, that turned out to be very, very, very malicious, very dishonest, very disingenuous souls.
And, you know, and for their own sake, you know, I hope that they live a better life and that they figure out their future, that they don't, you know, people just stay out of their path because they don't really have a lot of respect for people's lives or their reputations or anything like that.
But I will say, you know, when you go through life, people that are in the chat that might be younger, this is like a good word.
Don't take for granted or throw aside people who are loyal.
And I mean that genuinely.
Like you may get along a little better.
Like it's like, okay, Lisa and I are just like going hanging out and grabbing boba because she's a chick and I'm married and stuff.
We don't do that.
Okay, so that's what I'm saying.
It's like me and Lisa aren't going to the cigar lounge and kicking it.
Okay.
So, you know, you might have a friend you get along with better or whatever, but when shit happens, okay, when bad things happen in your life, when you lose money, when someone dies, see who's there.
And that's how you see who your real friends are.
See, when somebody's out there and they're slandering you or there's gossip and they come to you and they say, hey, someone was saying this about you and I, you know, risked it for your job or for this or for that.
When someone puts their own reputation on the line and things, those are your real friends.
Unfortunately, whether you like them that much or not, right?
And that's not what Lisa would mean.
Like you might be like, and as you get older, that's why your friends were fine and you have less friends because you care more about, like, I don't even spend a million days with my friends.
You'd rather have quality people that you see less often, that the relationships are built upon something stronger.
And that's when you, and I, and I say a friend of Kez and I, because even as I get older as a man, I don't call any woman my friend.
They can only be my friend if they're a friend of me and Kez as a married couple, right?
And so like, that's a real like important thing too with women and men.
It's like you can have as a couple, you can have a friend, but you want to make sure that you're not, as a guy, having individual like female friendships, because even then that still crosses the line.
But like you've, you've seen that too.
Like it doesn't matter how long you know someone, if you've lived with someone, lived next to someone, if they've been with, you know, in your life, eaten meals, in the end, everybody can cross you.
So those that don't are the ones that you've got to, you've got to respect, you got to love, and you've got to give it to them because those, that's character is proven through testing, right?
lisa reynolds
And the other thing is, like, me and Elijah may not agree on everything, and he may not completely care what I have to say, but I say things that other people are thinking, which drives him to say what you guys think is more important or what his opinion is.
And then it drives the conversation.
He doesn't, we don't need to agree on everything to do this.
Like, I don't understand why everybody needs to be like walking in line, goose stepping together to be able to be on a show or have a conversation.
Like, isn't that not what this is about?
Like, we just, we just like to have fun and talk crap.
Like, he doesn't need to agree with me on anything.
elijah schaffer
No, I don't, but I just want to say that with friendship, because those have been here over the years know what that's like, right?
You just know what it's like.
So, I, and that's why I'm happy to have Ralph because you start to get a start to get sentimental with everything.
Plus, there's a lot of content to be made.
Anyway, I want to give an update as we close out.
We'll read some super chats and we'll close out.
On the flip side, guys, you know, this is this is really great things.
Like, as Lisa will know, this is actually going to be the best studio we've ever had for the show ever.
And, and things are doing really well.
And, you know, and I think God has been really good to make it smart.
We're now like I help run a news agency and I run a video department and I make sure I can do other things that can sort of fund this and operate this and grow it.
And we are going to be growing.
Now, we have even friends here and some of the you guys come around.
And I told you some of we're going to on Fridays.
You guys can come around for the Friday shows.
I'm setting up chairs.
I'm buying couches right now so that we can have a live audience and stuff.
It's going to be a ton of fun.
And I'm really excited.
And I say that out of just excitement because, as Lisa said, there's nothing better than making this, the haters see them cope.
It's good, right?
But we've been around.
And so make sure you support Lisa in all of this.
Lisa, I want to read these super chats here.
JQ Public said, please check out Dr. Douglas Haugen and Friar James Moudsley.
The problem has to be addressed at the root.
Thanks for seeking truth, Elijah.
I imagine your name's JQ Public, so you're probably into the JQ.
Crazy Fool702 said, slightly offensive rules, keep it up.
Thank you.
We have another super chat here from Crazy Fool again said, India has had a caste system for so long that they've had no joke created different ethnicities.
The upper castes are genuinely almost a different race.
It's also true.
Yeah, I think that's true, right?
lisa reynolds
I think we should have a social class system.
Anyway, I think we should go back to that, honestly, and where everybody should know their place.
I'm not kidding.
You can work for a really long time.
elijah schaffer
He also said this guest is Hella Rad, super cool chick.
Tell her that her hair looks great.
unidentified
Thank you.
lisa reynolds
It's not fake, though.
I get that all the time.
It's so annoying.
So I just want to finally say something about it.
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
We have one in locals as well said, Lisa, Israel, thanks you for your service.
lisa reynolds
Dude, I stopped throwing away.
Listen, let me just say another thing.
If anybody has a reason to hate the Jews, it's me.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's me.
This is not me.
unidentified
It is me.
lisa reynolds
And I can't even, I can't even say it enough.
But like, if anybody has a reason, it's me.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
God says, I don't know.
Listen.
lisa reynolds
Do you think that is the right?
Here's what I want.
I want Jews to live with Jews, Christians to live with Christians, Muslims to live with Muslims.
unidentified
And that's it.
lisa reynolds
What's wrong with that?
And so, so what?
Now we're going to call me a Zionist because I want them to live over there.
Well, I don't want them here.
I don't, where do you want me?
What do you want to do with them?
You guys want to wipe them off the planet.
I don't want to do that.
unidentified
I want them to live over there and us to live over here as Christians and have a nice life.
lisa reynolds
What's hard about that?
elijah schaffer
Where's Brian with his Jews, sound effects?
You must not have it in this coming year.
lisa reynolds
Sounds like so exhausting.
And then Milo's like, put them up in Vermont.
unidentified
I'm like, no, I ski there.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't want to be ripped off at my ski resort.
Okay, but I'm not.
lisa reynolds
I'm ripped off up there.
They're always doing these gay pride like ski days or something.
I'm like, it's awful up there.
It's like the worst.
They're like gun-carrying blue-haired destinies everywhere.
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
What a, what a, what a time.
Honestly, and here's the thing.
I want to say this, um, you know, with everything that's, that's going on with the Jew stuff.
This show, I don't, the only reason why people claim that I'm some like Jew hater now online is because they want to be disingenuous and not talk.
Because like the crazy thing is, I don't say anything on the internet about, I'm not one of those people.
It's like, it's the Jews.
unidentified
I get Jews.
lisa reynolds
I get calls about you.
I get calls about you.
Like, you know, Elijah's full-on a Jew.
I'm like, he's not, but like, okay.
Right.
You know, and then I say.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, where do they call?
What is this about?
Is this about like at work or just private calls?
lisa reynolds
Text messages.
I get to, I get the, listen, you know, everybody comes to me and tells me like all the dirt or whatever, who's doing what.
I don't know why.
It's not like I repeat it, but I do collect it.
But yeah, I definitely get this one's being a, this one's off the rails or being a Jew hater.
This one's that.
Like, I'm like, okay.
You know who I get the most about is Isabella Reilly.
Everybody texts me about Isabelle O'Reilly.
elijah schaffer
Well, everybody.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
She's a firebrand.
So she gets obviously.
unidentified
I love her.
lisa reynolds
She's the nicest person on the planet.
unidentified
Yeah.
100%.
lisa reynolds
She's my closest friend.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And obviously censored, censored has benefited from all these people being on there.
Like, I'm not, like, I think everyone at Censored is fairly and good, like, well-talented, right?
But what I do think, you know, with the Jew stuff is like, look, I don't, that's my point about the whole like off the rails thing.
It's like, look, my guest on Friday is Viva Frey, who's Jewish and a lawyer.
Okay.
The week after, like, a week and a half after, Mark Loebliner is coming on.
I, you know, Shia Rashik, I don't know if she's going to come on now, but I'm supposed to have libs of TikTok.
I'm supposed to do something together.
Like, if people know me in person, there's no animosity towards anyone.
I'm just like, I just, I just put a tweet out, which is kind of like what I'm saying is like, if I call out like shit in the black community, conservatives are like, woohoo!
If I call out shit in the gay community, like, and if like, if I'm like, I could be like, this, there's too many trans and gay weirdos in the Biden department in his, in his office, and they have too many freaks and I hate them.
And everyone's like, hell yeah.
And then if you say like, there's too many dual citizens with foreign allegiance to Israel, they're like, this is too far.
lisa reynolds
You've got it.
unidentified
It's too far.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, dude, I don't have a problem with, I don't have a problem with individuals.
I have a problem with groups.
And honestly, my only gripe with the overall Jewish population, I say this, is the same way blacks got caught up in BLM and were used as cannon fodder.
A lot of Jews get caught up defending bad people in their attempt to stop anti-Semitism.
So like the ADL gets attacked, Jonathan Greenblatt, and then everyone's like, you just attacked me because I'm anti-Semitic.
And then all these random plebeian Jews are like, everyone's anti-Semitic.
And so instead of like answering the question, they get caught up in that hive mind.
unidentified
But like the idea that I became a person who's like, sweet.
lisa reynolds
The definition of anti-Semitism is ever changing.
Like, no, it's pretty much shared.
Like, it is what it is.
Like, you either don't like them or you do.
I'm just tired.
So I'm coming from the other end.
Like, I can see a lot of what people are calling out.
And there's some things that I see that I don't like totally agree with either.
But when you start calling people who I know for a fact are not involved in that, right?
Then I'm like, well, now I got to question everything because now you're calling everybody a Zionist.
Now you're saying everybody's bought by that, right?
Like it's already in your chat that like, oh, she's a Zionist, whatever.
elijah schaffer
They just said I'm Jewish too in the chat.
So you're not.
lisa reynolds
Right, right.
Like, so you know, no, listen, I don't care about the chat.
unidentified
I actually love the chat.
lisa reynolds
The worse they are, the more fun they are, honestly.
But my point is, is that this happens online constantly.
And so now I'm like, or well, what's now I got to sit through it.
Now it's annoying.
Now it's been happening for almost a year now.
Like, I don't care anymore.
I don't, I honestly, you like all of that extra attention, like a little bit of attention would have been good to the issues.
Of that insane amount of extra attention made the average person like me who would have been receptive to your message hate all of you.
That's what happened.
elijah schaffer
Because you're a woman, so you can't differentiate between the hate.
Because all I want to say is, like, I actually think it's a huge hate.
lisa reynolds
Oh, I like the hate.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I know what I'm saying.
But, but, so I'm on the same boat with you.
What's interesting is that people do not realize that really my views and my humor have pretty much been the same for the last couple years.
Not from the very beginning, but pretty much been the same.
The only difference is that now I have enough money and situation and livelihood and positional power that I don't have anyone that's telling me what I can and cannot say.
And I don't have any con like people say, oh, you're a bitch.
No, I have had contracts, like standing contracts, where like people would go and delete or like, like, I'm not going to say who, but a family member was like, you didn't talk about any of this stuff on your old show, you know, at Blaze.
It used to get cut.
And I want to remind you, they would never let Slightly Offensive go live.
They only gave me another show where I would have a host that had counter views than me with, and it had to be, and I had to have a producer in my ear cutting me off and everything.
I know it was, it was, but we're going to kind of recreate that in here, by the way, which, by the way, so you guys know, that's why we're going to be flying people out every week, which is big for a small show like this.
That's really big because nobody else, that's unless you're making several million a year, nobody's doing that.
So we're going to bring it back.
And long story short, I'm going to be looking for rotating contributors.
I'm never making the co-host mistake again for hiring co-host, but I'm going to be looking in the future probably for paid contributors, people to be in studio regularly, like switching out and coming on the show.
lisa reynolds
Don't pay any women, don't pay any women contributors.
elijah schaffer
Well, Leonardo Joni could be on, maybe, maybe she could be, maybe she could be UFB with her.
unidentified
Oh, no.
No, I don't even, I don't even know who she is, but I'm just saying in general.
lisa reynolds
I don't even know who she is, honestly.
elijah schaffer
She's a comedian.
lisa reynolds
Okay, but all I'm saying is don't get into a partnership with her.
No, like, why isn't you learned your lesson?
elijah schaffer
It's not partnership.
I'm saying that's what I mean.
It's not even like a contract.
It's like if you're just paying someone to show up one day, like, hey, could you just, can I guarantee you can be here that day?
And I'll give you, you know, $4.
lisa reynolds
Regular interaction with women in a work environment on a consistent basis is always going to spell trouble in general.
elijah schaffer
It's literally, I was going to warn someone I work with now.
It's like, I was telling my wife that tonight, I go, dude, he's so funny.
And in the chats, like everything is hilarious.
Like, you know, it's like the conversation is so hilarious.
And I was like, some bitch is going to get mad at him and then use these group chats to try to sue him for sexual harassment or something, even though they're not even related to them.
Because you know, that's what they do.
It's like, it always comes out.
And then you know that it's always some bullshit because they always go to the media and then try to smear you and stuff.
And I go, I've been warning people.
I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, be careful because your humor and like, you know, you can literally give women jobs.
You can literally give them jobs and show that you're not sexist by helping a woman get ahead in their career and giving them everything they ask you.
And they'll still sue for sexism and misogyny because, yeah.
So it's like, you have to be careful.
lisa reynolds
I keep all of my text messages and I have since like 2015.
So I have plenty of receipts to combat those type of falsehoods, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
And you know what?
And I have videos and text messages of a lot of people that can combat a lot of things and perhaps instigate the destruction of the entire right-wing media sphere.
lisa reynolds
I don't even want to do that.
elijah schaffer
No nuclear coach.
No nuclear coach.
lisa reynolds
Don't, but you should have learned your lesson.
And I know, I did.
elijah schaffer
Listen, listen, it's so much so that like, I have like, obviously, we have female guests come on sometimes and whatever.
Like, I'm so careful now that like I'm having a female guest on next week and ensured that I have my friend with me in studio.
Like I'm not going to end up one-on-one, even with a woman in a work position ever again for the rest of my life.
Like that is, it's never can happen because you just leave yourself up to problems.
And men, if you work, never be alone with a woman.
They say, never be alone with a pussy that ain't yours.
That's very crass.
But don't be alone with any girl that's not your wife or your girlfriend or something because it won't hurt you now.
But when they get mad at you later, that's when it's like, you got to be.
lisa reynolds
That's when it hurts you.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
Right.
lisa reynolds
That's exactly what happens.
That's when it, that's when it happens.
elijah schaffer
That's when it happens.
lisa reynolds
It happens a lot, apparently.
elijah schaffer
So watch your rope of the last battle.
Anyway, all right.
Thanks.
Shout out to everybody who was watching on locals and on censored.
I want to always give a shout out to those that are in the censored chat that are here.
Rock D2, Cocteau, which is weird.
Nikayla, Brutal Sooth, Idina, something, hi, hi, hi, Arano, whatever.
All these crazy people.
You guys are awesome, and I appreciate you.
lisa reynolds
What are they?
Super chats?
Are we going over it?
elijah schaffer
No, it's just there.
We're just over it.
I like how someone said, this is probably a little bit like Lisa.
That's like, fuck Palestine and fuck Israel.
lisa reynolds
Yes, that's exactly who I am.
Yes, fine.
That's me.
There's something wrong with that.
elijah schaffer
And they all said, ask her to smile.
Pretend like she likes us.
lisa reynolds
I don't smile a lot.
elijah schaffer
She's from Philly.
She's from Philly.
You got to give it a relax.
All right.
lisa reynolds
I don't like us either.
elijah schaffer
Last.
Yes, you do.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yes, you do.
On the lifeline here, give a last closeout.
Any last words as I do?
You have to have the last laugh.
lisa reynolds
Support all the censor people and Elijah even.
I don't know.
I was going to make fun of you, but now I don't know what to say because I'm caught off guard.
Just make sure you support Elijah and the worst best show ever because, you know, he's a molecular biologist and that's so important for our nation.
elijah schaffer
Don't forget, by the way, I'm telling every guest this as we.
lisa reynolds
Oh, don't get fat.
Whatever you do, I hate fat people.
He hates fat people.
We hate fat people together.
Don't get fat.
That just reminded me of that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't get fat.
And remember this, Anna Victoria became the world's first lawyer with Down syndrome.
So the future is looking bright.
I can get down.
It's true.
It's 100% true, by the way.
It's true.
lisa reynolds
Like an honorary degree?
elijah schaffer
No.
lisa reynolds
No.
I'm over this world.
I can't.
unidentified
I'm done.
elijah schaffer
No, she went to school between 2019 and 2023.
We'll leave it there.
All right, Lisa, thank you so much for coming on.
I really appreciate it.
And get with Mike.
I'm not joking.
Get with Mike.
And because in case we don't talk after this for a week or a couple of weeks, I think it would be best to come a Wednesday through like Saturday morning because if you come on the show Wednesday night and Friday night, we can go earlier too.
But if you come Wednesday and Friday, we could go to a college on Saturday and then you guys could go out on a Friday night at Brickle in like downtown Miami.
And or you guys could go on Fresh and Fit.
could do the show earlier you guys could drive down go on fresh and fit or do something a little more like yeah yeah but i meant you can like double the trip up like that and like maybe even go do a stream with like sneaker if he's in town or something on like a thursday night or something oh i would love I want to hurt Sneeko.
lisa reynolds
Oh, put me in a room with him and I will lose all my femininity.
elijah schaffer
I just think that'd be good.
Like a Wednesday through Saturday morning, like come in Wednesday morning, leave Saturday, stay for a few nights, make content.
If you can't come for all the days, it's fine, but James should at least come.
I think we should make a lot of content out here.
And I think it would go really far.
lisa reynolds
Yeah, and a lot of people in your group chat, like in your little chat there, have been asking for certain people.
And if there is certain people that are in there that you want, let me know and I'll make that happen for you too.
elijah schaffer
All right.
We love you guys.
Have a great rest of the week.
As always, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
I'll see you Friday night.
Just a reminder.
If you're watching in the chat, my last word of advice here.
I know we said that we'd be doing 10.30 p.m. Eastern Time on Fridays.
My guest schedule didn't work.
So I'm just going to say this in the future.
I'll tell you guys if Fridays are going to be 7 p.m. or 10.30.
And it will only be earlier if the guests literally cannot make a later time because some people can't come on late shows for whatever reason.
They're older.
They have a show later or they just need to get to bed or they have a disease or something.
I'm not even joking.
So my guests will be on at 7 p.m. on Friday Eastern Time.
We're going to have a Viva Fray, the one, the only, the legendary.
And next week, I have like three in-person guests coming, which is awesome.
I have a guest that's going to be here on every single show.
And then I also have a studio guest Wednesday and on Friday.
So I appreciate you guys.
Thank you so much again for supporting Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.
Shout out to those who are watching.
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