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Aug. 13, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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First Person Diagnosed with COVID-MONKEYAIDS-POX | Guest: Clint Russell, TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo

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clint russell
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david lee corbo
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elijah schaffer
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top lobsta
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Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
Well, the first person to be diagnosed with COVID, monkeypox, AIDS, flu, vaccine, anal warts, which have nothing to do with the previous, but the anal warts from the last time, they were in the Bunker Buster, a piss on me-only club in New York.
They got diagnosed with this crazy disease.
And I thought, you know, the internet is breaking.
People's literal, you know, rectums are becoming blown out.
It's a crazy time to be alive.
So I invited three men on with me tonight who have a lot of experience with being blown out.
The Nephilim Death Squad's on tonight.
I'll introduce it in just a few moments.
We've got a shit show for you.
It's Monday.
It's our first time trying a few guests in the new studio.
Of course, it's not finished.
It's sort of the set design right now is like watch your keys and your phone.
Basically, it's all black.
So we're going to actually be building upon it.
We're making sure we're representing crime statistics with our backdrops, but we appreciate you being patient with our pixie dust.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
It's approximately, my computer says 1:11 p.m., but I think that's the time in New South Wales.
But I have no idea.
Anyway, let's start the show.
unidentified
Are you frozen?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yes, sir.
unidentified
Hey, turn on off and on this camera real fast.
Turn off and on on the Switchboard top.
elijah schaffer
Turn it on and off.
Just like off and on.
You're fine.
unidentified
Hey.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Haven't been in a long time.
Brian, make sure that you're.
I think I mentioned a few times, but we just got started.
So you have to launch the EOS Magic Lantern tools.
I think I mentioned that like maybe like 25 times so his camera doesn't shut off, but we had a lot going on today.
It was absolutely crazy.
I'm still feeling sore after what happened.
unidentified
My guests tonight are all right.
elijah schaffer
My guests tonight, we have the Raven who's here from Nephilim Death Squad, as well as Clint Russell.
Yo.
And of course, the guy that you thought died in 9-11, Top Lobster.
He's the best pilot in Pakistan.
We mourn his loss.
So to introduce yourselves, I think it's really nice that we're back in the studio, right, boys?
We're like, we're back together.
clint russell
It's not, man.
elijah schaffer
It's nice.
We can only have technical problems, but not from across the country.
So, you know, so we're here.
david lee corbo
There's a real sense of community.
I'm happy to be here and introduce yourselves.
Piss on me only club.
Is that how it was put?
elijah schaffer
Yes, yes.
david lee corbo
I am Raven one half of Nephilim Death Squad and host of Timeline Cleanse.
Very happy to be here.
clint russell
Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown, co-host of The Best Political Show with Luke Radowski, and the co-co-co-co-co-host of Tower Gang with this piece of garbage.
I found his passport in the rubble of 9-11 and I was like, let's start a show.
david lee corbo
It's pristine.
clint russell
And this is how it happened.
top lobsta
Let me just say something.
I feel like I have to address this.
unidentified
I do not like it here.
The wall.
top lobsta
Oh, wait a moment.
elijah schaffer
We're not on camera.
top lobsta
The walls are black.
There's a gun on the table.
That's my guy.
A guy with blonde.
clint russell
It's a prop.
It's not real YouTube.
top lobsta
That shit is weird.
I'm Top Lobster.
unidentified
Hi, guys.
elijah schaffer
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, Top Lobster.
Someone said my Callie's coming out.
So someone said, Gay Intro Back Win, which is absolutely fantastic.
So we got the boys back in town, and there's not really a lot we have to talk about tonight.
I mean, there is some insanity going on, but I thought we would start out with something kind of interesting because sometimes we talk a little bit about the world going to shit, right?
The fact that everything starts intersecting, right?
Sometimes you wake up and you're not only gaining weight, but you're also balding and you're depressed.
That's my life.
clint russell
But you just literally literally stick right here.
unidentified
You could just say my name.
clint russell
You could just say my name.
I'm right here.
No illusions necessary, okay?
top lobsta
Clint's like, but I got a real big dick, so it's no matter.
unidentified
Giant dick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, yeah.
You can only have one beanie per podcast.
So we'll leave him here.
clint russell
What did that mean?
I got it.
I claimed it.
elijah schaffer
It's like one tempo.
unidentified
Not welcome.
david lee corbo
We asked him not to wear it.
elijah schaffer
Four boys, one beanie, right?
david lee corbo
Four boys, one beanie.
elijah schaffer
It's the new one.
top lobsta
We were discussing before, I think you went into the bathroom or something, and we're like, who's most likely out of all four of us to get raped here?
And I said David for sure.
david lee corbo
That was right.
He just threw me up to it.
And then almost immediately, a DoorDash guy showed up.
And I was like, is this a DoorDash guy?
Did he order a stripper?
Because his energy was a little bit weird.
He was like, he came in and he was like, I'm so sorry, sir.
elijah schaffer
He was fucking, you know what I mean?
So this is like so bad because I don't want to discriminate against anyone.
But it's true.
No, but like he, you know, it's like the DoorDash driver came in.
He's a really nice guy.
I hope he's watching this.
He asked what the podcast was.
Very nice guy.
david lee corbo
You told him?
elijah schaffer
And because I told him the name of the podcast, I'm going to leave the description at that, you know?
So he was great.
He was fantastic.
I liked him a lot.
top lobsta
No, I'm not sure.
elijah schaffer
He was like the best I've ever had.
I hope he's the same guy again.
top lobsta
On the walk back from that, me and Elijah just walked back with the liquor like real downtrodden.
I was like, that was sad, right?
And he was like, that was really sad.
I'm sorry if you're watching, but I was like, this is like, then we started to have a slight philosophical conversation.
I was like, is this all there is to life for these people?
david lee corbo
Those are the worst conversations.
elijah schaffer
It was an elitist shit question, but I will say this.
The craziest part was it was McDonald's that we were bringing back.
top lobsta
Yes, McDonald's, yeah.
david lee corbo
Which is elitist.
Biggie bad of all of it.
elijah schaffer
Which is crazy.
Now, okay, we got a big show for you guys today.
A very big show.
Okay.
This is going to be bigger than you've ever seen in your life before.
This is going to be like before your girlfriend got blacked bigger.
Like, right?
This is what we're talking about.
But I want to play this because this clip is not only going to test the software to see if we can hear sound live, but I also want to check to see this.
Because look, let's bring this Asian on the screen here for a second.
unidentified
So she came out and she straight up said, That was a rough translation.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
So, like, oh, whoa, okay.
But she came out and she, this is from Channel 7, Los Angeles, where I'm from.
Check this out.
unidentified
Watch.
An Italian man is believed to be the first patient diagnosed with monkeypox, COVID-19, and HIV all at the same time.
Yo.
Previously, it was not believed that monkeypox and COVID infections could happen simultaneously, but the man tested positive for COVID last month after returning from a trip to Spain.
Well, he then went to a hospital seeking treatment for a rash, which turned out to be monkeypox.
He was treated for both of those viruses and sent home to isolate.
He was also placed on a combination anti-retroviral therapy that he will need to take for life because of the HIV.
elijah schaffer
Hello, I'm Mark Brown.
unidentified
Get more great ABC7 content by clicking the subscribe button.
top lobsta
It's crazy that, like, I like, so HIV is like the, that's the one thing on there where I was like, so what?
Like, that's like not a big deal.
david lee corbo
Wait, wait, wait.
It makes a lot of sense because Italians are the blacks of the whites, right?
Like, if you had to say who out of the whites is black, it's Italians.
So the whole monkeypox HIV thing kind of checks out.
unidentified
I didn't know.
clint russell
I'm just confused because I thought Richard Simmons had died a couple weeks ago, but this has to be him, right?
top lobsta
I think it's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
Can we just say this?
Like, you know, Gen Z has pronouns, right?
Millennials have trauma, you know, stories.
But like, let's talk about the fact of like, who's the generation that gets like the type of illnesses, right?
This is like you have ailments, you have illnesses.
david lee corbo
Boomers.
unidentified
It's boomers.
david lee corbo
Boomers.
elijah schaffer
And I got to say this.
We talk about them, you know, taking away our destiny, our future, spending it on their trips.
But I got to say, what a fucking hell of a ride that was.
Like, imagine it's like, oh, I came back.
I threw up in Mexico and like I saw some boobs on like, you know, maybe, you know, in a strip club.
You already, you're calling them boobs, so you already had a lame time.
And it's like, this guy's like, yo, yo, yo.
clint russell
You have no idea what I've been into.
Talk about boomerangs.
elijah schaffer
I have a monkeypox, AIDS, and COVID-19.
That guy's shoot, man.
What were you doing?
top lobsta
That guy lives where I live.
I live by the villages.
unidentified
100%.
top lobsta
Yo, these guys, the boomer generation, they fuck.
unidentified
They fuck.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie to you, though.
What the fuck is monkeypox?
top lobsta
They're having more fun than what does it do?
david lee corbo
I've never looked into it.
clint russell
He's obviously a homosexual guy on the panel.
unidentified
It's pretending.
david lee corbo
I have no idea.
What's monkeypox?
unidentified
He just protest too much.
Listen, so you're telling me people have anal sex with each other?
What?
That's where monkeypox comes from.
david lee corbo
Monkeypox comes from butt sex?
unidentified
Yeah, dude.
david lee corbo
Is it really?
What does it have to do with monkeys?
elijah schaffer
Oh, ADA.
top lobsta
That's what I got to get tested, though.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
david lee corbo
I might have monkeypox.
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
I mean, if you're going to rack up the national debt to the tune of 35 trillion, you shit.
david lee corbo
You just became financial.
clint russell
You would think that the boomers could do better than just like, I'm going to take a cruise through the Panama Canal.
Like, that's not enough.
unidentified
I like this guy because at least he's doing it big, right?
top lobsta
If you misunderstand the boomers, the boomers, all they care about, like if you look at, you're talking about, oh, they're monetary finances, all they want to do is they all, yeah, they just want to fuck.
Really?
100%?
Yeah.
Go to the villages.
Highest SED rate in the world.
elijah schaffer
What villages?
david lee corbo
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
clint russell
You know, the number one thing they consume.
david lee corbo
We should take Elijah to Viagra.
Yeah, they did.
clint russell
Really?
david lee corbo
What age bracket is the boomers?
clint russell
Water, Viagra.
That's neck and neck.
That's what they're saying.
top lobsta
55 to death.
david lee corbo
Okay, so that makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so one thing I want to bring up with this, though, that I think is fantastic is.
unidentified
Are you Christian?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
All right.
One thing I want to bring up on this is fantastic.
Hey, I told you guys we're coming back to South Florida and we're going to do three things.
We're going to open up a studio, have in-person guests, and get AI.
Get it.
We are there.
clint russell
And discover what monkeypox is.
elijah schaffer
That was the thing.
I was in RNC and the quartering was like sitting down at a table and I was like, how to go bend under him to like, and it sounds bad to like put a charger in.
And he's like, this isn't a beating the gay allegations.
I said, allegations.
unidentified
Allegations.
These are facts.
Hold on right now.
david lee corbo
What do you make of that, by the way?
elijah schaffer
I'm excited right now.
But all I wanted to say was, like, I'm laughing at all this stuff because when I've seen about the world, I mean, I'm not trying to get too serious and sappy here.
But what I said when we would bring it was, is that I feel like we've gotten to a point where you're not special anymore for being an outcast or an outsider.
Like, it's kind of like straight.
I mean, everyone's like, oh, everyone's against the straight white males.
The biggest victims now are gay dudes because they're the ones, they're not, they don't, they're not bi, they're not trans, they don't have pronouns, they're just gay dudes.
Well, they're just, they're out, they're out because even then, it's like, well, they get AIDS, so they're special.
No, but you got to get monkeypox.
Oh, well, they could too, but also COVID, and you got to have the money to do that.
unidentified
So it's like, this is a crazy pitch.
elijah schaffer
Let them cook.
So what I'm saying is, like, we live in a really difficult world now where all we have left is perhaps fake rape charges.
And, you know, I'm saying to be able to be special, you got to amber hurt people, right?
david lee corbo
You got to shit on their pillows.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You got to poop on their pillows.
I mean, we're talking about piss, piss stories.
Like, there's not a lot you can really do to like be special anymore or unique.
top lobsta
What's a nigga got to do?
david lee corbo
Yeah.
What am I going to do stand out?
unidentified
I'm sorry.
You can't.
top lobsta
I'm not going to control.
unidentified
I apologize for that.
david lee corbo
What's very clear is nobody knows what the fuck monkeypox is.
I asked you guys directly.
clint russell
It's God knows.
elijah schaffer
It's a virus that creates postules, right?
unidentified
It creates like a rash around your rectum.
elijah schaffer
Around your rectum, wherever its entrances, but it can develop on your forearms.
Like if you get like the seminal fluid open wounds around your eyelids, it depends on how hard you go.
Yeah, if you're getting blasted into the pasted, then you're getting it everywhere.
david lee corbo
Is this God's rash?
Is that what this is?
clint russell
No, that was AIDS.
unidentified
What else?
elijah schaffer
Someone having sex with an animal and then having sex with men and then men having sex with women and then it transfers.
top lobsta
Are we allowed to say what monkeypox literally is on this platform?
unidentified
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
top lobsta
It's what it is.
It's vaccine, vaccined up gay people.
david lee corbo
Vaccine-induced AIDS.
top lobsta
Yes, whose immune system is super low.
Then has gay sex.
clint russell
It's a helling argument.
unidentified
That's true.
top lobsta
Then have gay sex, and it's very raw.
It's shit, blood, and cum all mixed together all the time.
david lee corbo
We're talking occult magic.
clint russell
Well, we're going to be deleting this from you.
david lee corbo
Oh, 100%, 100%.
I didn't know that.
I'm getting.
I'm fucking erect.
top lobsta
Everybody else erected this.
clint russell
This is very sexual.
david lee corbo
Hard as a rock right now.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm enjoying this.
Okay, but speaking of that, speaking of that, I also got to say, can we go to the screen here?
I've been in LA a very long time.
Too long, actually.
That's why I'm the way I am.
But why is this guy's last name Brown?
You know what I mean?
Like, why is the black people always have their last name, Jeff?
Why?
Like, honestly, guy is like a rogue game commercial.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what it is.
top lobsta
Yo, this guy's name.
His last name should be black.
Look at how black this dude is.
david lee corbo
Yeah, oh, very dark.
elijah schaffer
The guy on the cine camera.
All right, let me take this off.
clint russell
It's like Leroy Brown.
unidentified
Take it off.
clint russell
No, you're black, brother.
david lee corbo
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to bring up something else here that we're going to talk about tonight.
clint russell
Can we talk real quick about Tim Dylan's take on the boomers?
Yeah, sure.
elijah schaffer
Why was that?
david lee corbo
I mean, I like the boomers.
elijah schaffer
Can we talk about how the color blue turns into gray when you put him in crayons on one paper?
Like, yeah, transfer topics.
david lee corbo
Whatever the fuck you want, dude.
clint russell
We didn't have an outline for the show.
Go ahead.
I feel like Tim Dylan goes a little hard in the paint on the boomers, particularly given that he made it.
top lobsta
I see why Luke doesn't like you now.
david lee corbo
It's all making sense.
top lobsta
I don't like what you just did to Elijah.
clint russell
What do you mean?
I'm fucking tangenting him.
david lee corbo
I'm fucking waiting.
Let him cook.
Let him go.
unidentified
Cook.
clint russell
All right.
So Elijah, or excuse me, Tim Dylan talks about how the boomers, they've basically ruined everything because they're selfish and they all have this ego about them because they bought a house in 1985 and now they're all millionaires because every house is worth a million bucks and they paid off their house and they think they're fucking geniuses and they're not.
They're idiots.
And that's all true.
So Tim's right about that.
But they took advantage of the system in front of them.
They came out the other end millionaires.
They're fucking living their best life.
They're going to die soon.
Like, also, they birthed us.
They have a little love.
That's all I'm going to say.
What do you think?
elijah schaffer
The boomers.
So, here's the deal.
So, boomers ruined my life personally.
Like, destroyed it.
david lee corbo
How fucking dare you?
top lobsta
You know what this is?
clint russell
There's the fucking door.
david lee corbo
Leave.
top lobsta
Elijah.
Elijah, what just happened here is the dude that's like, can we calm it down with the Jewish?
david lee corbo
Yeah, exactly.
top lobsta
And then he's Jewish.
He's like, can we calm it down with the boomer shit?
And he's like, basically a boomerang.
david lee corbo
He's basically a boomerang.
elijah schaffer
My best part is everyone's like, let's talk about the Trump rally.
Let's go ahead and talk about the comments online.
Let's go into the overview.
And I'm just like, dude, let's talk about monkeypox, blood play, and boomers.
clint russell
Okay.
david lee corbo
That's what the people want.
elijah schaffer
Well, and but my point is, I don't even care.
We talk about whatever we want.
But no, I'll say with boomers, here's what I think.
This is really controversial.
And Mike will understand this too.
Is that like one of my gripes with younger men or young people is there's a lot of times when I was like 21, 22, people are really outward focused where everyone's judging each other, right?
clint russell
So everyone's like, Where's the personal responsibility?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but everyone's always judging each other and like thinking about how everyone else is not doing what they need to, or everyone's this or that.
When as you get older, you realize I got to focus on my family, myself, my relationship with God.
Like I've got to improve what I can.
And a lot of times I see like, you know, they'll get really like upset about random things.
But a lot of these guys, you know, like people will judge people when they haven't been in the circumstance.
Like someone will, for instance, judge Jews for their way they handle money.
But have you ever been around that kind of money and had a nose that big?
No, I'm just kidding.
But have you, have you, but have you ever been that kind of money?
Meaning, meaning, like, it's really easy to judge, for instance, you know, Tiger Woods, fucking a young bitch.
But have you ever had hundreds of millions of dollars and been in that situation?
clint russell
It's like, have you ever come from multi thousands of years of generations of families that own banks?
No, I didn't think so.
So you don't know what it's like.
david lee corbo
So you don't know what it's like to drink baby blood.
unidentified
You don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
unidentified
No, no, but what I meant, have they ever had to give the quartering a handjob under a table at the RNC?
top lobsta
You don't fucking know.
elijah schaffer
You have no idea.
No, I love that guy.
He's a great guy.
What I bring this up is, I'm saying, I try to think of that with boomers.
Sometimes we judge them, but if you were handed the ultimate, you know, hierarchical, like they took a hierarchical pedigree society, and in their generation, it was transitioned away from pedigree and hierarchy into equity.
And so even if they didn't earn it, they got the cream of the crop.
They got the top.
unidentified
And so they came in and it's like they top-ticked society.
david lee corbo
Should they have nothing?
elijah schaffer
They took everything.
So humans had never been presented that in all of history.
And they came in and just took advantage of everything and just said, fuck it.
Like they started teaching us that they could kick us out at 18.
Like families ended when you turned 18.
Like there was no lineage.
And the best thing.
clint russell
The best thing about boomers is that they had everything handed to them.
All they had to do was buy a house in 1985 and they were going to be super wealthy.
And they still couldn't keep their marriages together.
They were still so selfish.
They're just like, I don't give a fuck.
This is the.
And guess what?
I'm going to be super rich.
I'm going to be the last person that ever has a decent income job because I'm Caucasian and everything.
Everything else from here on out is going to minorities.
But I'm still not going to help you out, son.
Sorry, this is getting personal.
I'm talking about my ten.
unidentified
I tell you what, I love boomers, by the way.
I love them.
david lee corbo
I don't know what I kind of wanna know about them at all.
top lobsta
It's that experiment with the hamsters, but you just did it with fucking.
david lee corbo
You put them in your ass?
top lobsta
No, like they, they, they let them be luxurious, and then their society crumbled.
david lee corbo
That's what they did with rat paradise.
top lobsta
Yeah, it's what they did with the boomers.
And it's like, you know, it's not their fault, right?
clint russell
This actually ties in perfectly to the Trump Elon space.
If you want me to tangent again or did you listen to it?
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
I listened to it on the traffic.
Okay.
So the part that I wanted to bring up that reminds me of a boomer is Trump, once again, not tripling, not quadrupling, 1,000 thing down on the business.
david lee corbo
It was the greater assassination attempt.
clint russell
No, no, no, for how we handled COVID.
unidentified
That was a scrap.
I know every time I dare to get a certain amount of time, 16 million.
clint russell
But he's going hard in the paint, wanting credit again for the lockdowns.
top lobsta
I just couldn't believe it.
clint russell
It was the most boomer thing I've ever seen in my life.
top lobsta
We just did two hours with you, and I like inferred hard that I was like, Trump may be the Antichrist.
And then I listened to him talk, and I was like, I fucking love this guy, man.
Yeah, I really do like it.
david lee corbo
He's captivating.
He's got a charm about it.
top lobsta
A lot of it's bullshit, but I'm like, he's just so great.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie to you.
Elon is hard to fucking listen to.
top lobsta
Yeah.
david lee corbo
Elon is really hard to listen to.
unidentified
Elon sucks.
clint russell
Trump's fun.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Can we also say this too with Elon?
I love how Elon reminds us that you can fuck whoever you want, do whatever you want as long as you got money.
Like Elon just gets caught in scandals and affairs like every other week.
He's got a Tuesday.
It's like, hey, you know, he had to cut druplets with a 19-year-old chick.
He's like, repopulate the earth.
You know, so like he gets away with it.
But I also think it's kind of funny too, because it's kind of like him.
And then what's that the guy that does the same set as this that is like from MIT, but he's not from MIT?
Oh, Lex Friedman.
david lee corbo
He's got to be fucking blocked.
I don't even know why.
I never said anything to the dude.
elijah schaffer
I doubt that.
But I also say, you know, I think it's kind of weird because you go down and like you look at him too, and he's not really talented.
He's just astro-turf.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You know, these.
top lobsta
I'm going to ask you, like, because he's the most boring motherfucker I am.
david lee corbo
I'm very boring.
It's painful.
elijah schaffer
And I'm like, in your professional opinion, with my five people watching the show, I'll say this.
I got into this because, like, from the very beginning, I saw that everyone was very untalented.
And everything they did was mediocre.
I thought, I'm capable of that.
david lee corbo
I am capable of mediocrity.
top lobsta
Yes.
david lee corbo
Put that on a fucking shirt.
top lobsta
The first time we were on Elijah Schaefer's show, that's exactly what I thought.
And I was like, I can do this.
elijah schaffer
I could do that.
david lee corbo
It's very inspiring.
elijah schaffer
I'm not good at this and I suck.
I should start a podcast.
But I'm not even joking.
It's like everything was bad.
And it remains terrible, but that's kind of the beauty of it all.
clint russell
You know, the crazy thing is, though, even as a mediocre white man, which I'm that too, we're still better than everybody.
david lee corbo
As he chews on his fucking Zendo.
unidentified
Hey, listen.
clint russell
I will say.
I didn't say a lot.
top lobsta
And that's 100%.
I will say, listen, we're talking to themselves right now.
We've been belonging to this conversation.
No, that's why.
I agree.
We were in the top 200 in podcasts.
david lee corbo
Which doesn't even make any fucking sense.
We're in the top 200 of comedy podcasts.
We beat Seth Meyers.
Motherfucker.
top lobsta
Clint.
Fuck you, Clint, for inferring that.
david lee corbo
Yeah, how dare you?
top lobsta
That's rude of you.
david lee corbo
How dare you.
But Lex Friedman.
clint russell
I'm superior to you guys.
By the dent of my creation.
david lee corbo
You know, because he thinks fucking height is indicative of superiority.
unidentified
It is.
clint russell
He's not wrong.
david lee corbo
And that's what fucking upsets me.
elijah schaffer
But can we talk about tallness here?
clint russell
Real fast.
david lee corbo
I'd rather you not.
I'd rather not.
elijah schaffer
So, real fast, are you guys fans of the Rizzler and Big Justice or anyone here?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
clint russell
Never heard of Robin.
unidentified
We bring the boom.
That's what we do.
We bring the boom.
clint russell
You fucking know that.
That's true.
Is this the Costco guys?
unidentified
Yes.
david lee corbo
Fucking Costco guys.
elijah schaffer
Put some respect to it.
You know, I'm not saying where that is because you guys can do your own research, but the Costco they go to is they live next to me.
We're neighbors.
david lee corbo
He's like, we shop at the same Costco.
unidentified
Not a big deal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, whatever.
I shop at Sam Costco City right here.
top lobsta
He's humble bragged us a bunch of times since we've been here, and that was the biggest problem.
david lee corbo
When I fucking say hello to him, he patted me on the top of his head.
You got a Costco card?
He's paid ransom.
Hey, I'm a Sam's Club kind of guy.
elijah schaffer
Mike actually suggested every day put like a double choke chocolate cookie under the colour.
Or a trap and try to capture them.
unidentified
Try to catch it.
clint russell
What you want me to do is buy one of those cookies and smash it on his head, but then go viral on TikTok.
Just say boom, right?
david lee corbo
Now do it to homeless people.
elijah schaffer
Just walk around, shoot him, take him out.
unidentified
Boom!
That's what we do.
david lee corbo
We get them.
unidentified
Boom.
elijah schaffer
Nothing's more American than just taking someone out.
No, I'm not shooting a fucking man in the chest.
We're not condoning violence.
It's a joke.
david lee corbo
Yeah, what about the Rizzler, though?
You brought up the Rizzler.
What about the Rizzler?
clint russell
Wait, is the Rizzler another character?
david lee corbo
The Rizzler is another character.
elijah schaffer
He's a child.
Yeah, obese child that goes that.
Yeah, do you have it?
top lobsta
Let him go.
Okay, okay.
What does this have to do?
Can we talk about tall and family?
elijah schaffer
No, I fucking said I wanted to talk about this.
I want to talk about the fact that even fat white kids are known to be Chads because of whiteness.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And about tallness, I'm going to get into this fat.
clint russell
Even morbidly obese Italians are not going to be able to do it.
elijah schaffer
I found out something.
I found out something.
I found out like deep, deep lore about them.
I'm saying, do you ever do it?
top lobsta
They go, they're Jewish.
Don't tell me they're Jewish.
david lee corbo
No, they're Italian.
No, they're Italian.
Sicilian, specifically.
elijah schaffer
You bite your back jaw, right?
Do this?
Like, bite your back jaw.
unidentified
Like.
david lee corbo
Is it working?
unidentified
Does it look cool?
elijah schaffer
It's the Rizzler face.
david lee corbo
We just do that for the next 15 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Tavlovs has got it.
clint russell
I'm too fat.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, you're not.
You got it.
I'm too fat, too, but it doesn't matter.
All right.
So I found out.
So everyone's like, oh, they're Italian.
They're Italian.
david lee corbo
Right, right, right.
elijah schaffer
But you know, I'm not like, again, I don't care if people really find out where the studio is.
It's just like, I don't want to just say it, but it's a very Jewish area.
That's all I'm saying.
Every Jewish area says it's a very Jewish area.
clint russell
You said too much.
You said too much.
elijah schaffer
It's Guerrillian Jews.
top lobsta
It's very Jewish areas.
A lot of people think that Florida is the Garden of Eden, and this place might be it because a lot of Jews think that.
That's why they're here.
david lee corbo
That's why they're coming here.
They'll never fucking bomb Florida.
elijah schaffer
It's the Garden of Goldman.
But it turns out that Big Justice's, you know, mom, her maiden name is Jewish.
So she is technically all the kids are Jews.
So I thought they were Jewish.
And it turns out that they're Jewish.
They were Italian, but I think they're Jewish.
It's like Goldman or something was her maiden name because everyone's like, oh, it's whatever.
You know, it's Italian.
And I was like, they just come across it.
They're good with money, good with branding.
They know how to sell media.
And they're curly hair.
And the mom has big boobs.
So I was like, this sounds like a Jewish child.
top lobsta
He's the Hawk 2 shit.
That bitch is Jewish, too.
elijah schaffer
I think that was fake.
top lobsta
I still think she's.
david lee corbo
I fucking like that.
91% Kokyo.
clint russell
Every Jewish chick I've ever known gives incredible heads.
david lee corbo
So crazy big tits.
elijah schaffer
Including Top.
It's like.
clint russell
Wait, what?
unidentified
The Splop.
clint russell
For the record, the boom guys, I hated them beforehand.
So the fact that they're Jewish doesn't change anything.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie.
I love them because, look, it's just a fucking Jewish dude making content with his kids.
I like that.
I go, oh, okay.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
clint russell
Do you like the fact that he's monetizing the morbid obesity of his son?
david lee corbo
I don't like that, but some kids are just fucking chunky.
clint russell
No, You know, some kids are not.
unidentified
No doubt he's chunky.
clint russell
No kids is just that.
david lee corbo
No kids is just chunky.
clint russell
That kid is enormous.
top lobsta
Yeah, it's like abuse at that point.
unidentified
It could be abuse, but I mean, he's literally monetizing his son getting fatter.
I just like the Rizzler?
clint russell
Yeah, whoever the fat kid is.
I don't know if you're big Justice.
unidentified
No, no, the Rizzler's family.
You know these people.
I don't know who you're talking about.
elijah schaffer
No, he's really invested.
david lee corbo
Big Justice.
elijah schaffer
I haven't explained to my wife DeQuavius pork pay the other day.
Do you even know what Dequavia's pork pay is?
david lee corbo
Yeah, I know what Dequavia's pork pay is.
It's a guy.
Well, I know that there's a guy that goes around to fucking convenience stores.
He's like, do you take Dequavia's pork pay?
elijah schaffer
And the guy's like, yeah.
unidentified
What?
clint russell
I've seen these videos in the wild, but I'm not on TikTok very much actually.
david lee corbo
No, not on TikTok.
I saw it on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
I trade my personality for TikTok.
I do want to say this.
A couple of the super chats that are in Duke of Meme.
david lee corbo
Like, who's this homosexual nigga?
elijah schaffer
Duke of Meme says, no reason to waste time.
Let's talk about Milo and allegations that he has against the American first figures.
I'm not going to get into that.
I'm not in a Groyper War.
That's not my thing.
I don't think that you guys' think either, right?
clint russell
Milo follows me on Twitter, so I can confirm every claim he's about to make.
100% accurate.
Do I know that for a fact?
unidentified
Yes.
clint russell
No.
top lobsta
Oh, it is really cool that he just started following us, and now we're hanging out with you.
And I was going to say, Milo, I think you're gay.
I think he's still gay.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I think he's still gay.
top lobsta
Honestly, like, you said you repented, but the behavior lately.
clint russell
I mean, the behavior is homicide.
david lee corbo
Well, look, you can stop sucking dicks and still have to figure out the cattiness, right?
Like, it's not all at once.
clint russell
Does it ever mean he still talks like that?
He's like, well, you thought you were the top bitch, but the big cats in town.
unidentified
He'll do like an emoji of a cat's name.
And I'm like, that's not straight, right?
He's still working.
clint russell
He's straight dude that talks like that.
david lee corbo
I'm just saying it doesn't happen all at once, probably.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, you know.
clint russell
I love him, though.
You know, he's one of my favorite political commentators of all time.
And I'm not exactly.
elijah schaffer
But if he claims that he's changed his life, then I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
And I would say this.
I always give God power over people.
clint russell
Not when it comes to being that gay.
No.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay.
unidentified
But I'm putting limitations on God.
elijah schaffer
I try to take the benefit of the doubt and say, I'm kidding.
If people are claiming to be changed, I say give them the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.
So if someone's saying, hey, I made changes in my life and I'm trying to do what's right, then I'd say all the power to you, which is why Brittany Griner is another fellow dude that I like that is now standing up for the national anthem.
And I wrote, tweeted this out today.
We should always support fellow dudes who have changed their life and are trying to do right.
So Britney Griner and me, but that's what I meant.
We gotta start talking shit on people and start being a little bit more of like supportive, right?
I'm not even joking with this.
We gotta be supportive.
If there's a sodomy clock and stuff going on, and I'm saying sodomy clock?
I'm saying in a nice way, if somebody comes out and says that they've changed their life and they're making better decisions, look, that we need to give them grace and then give them a clock.
david lee corbo
What's a sodomy clock?
clint russell
I know.
He's just throwing shit at him.
david lee corbo
He's just saying fucking words, isn't he?
He's just saying shit.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I don't know.
unidentified
I saw it.
elijah schaffer
On a Twitter account today called Sodomy Clock, and it was like, it was like, you got me.
I don't know why.
What does this mean?
It was like, it was called Sodomy Clock.
And it was like basically tracking Lindsey Graham and people or something.
And it was like the last time they've been publicly confirmed to have been sodomized or sodomized somebody.
So it was called Sodomy Clock.
top lobsta
It's a great question.
elijah schaffer
That's a great question.
david lee corbo
I'm sorry I brought it up.
top lobsta
The sodomy clock does matter.
This is addressing Milo again.
And I like Milo.
I don't care what he did to you.
It was fucked up.
But I do like you.
But the sodomy clock should be addressed because there is a certain amount of time that your asshole needs to heal before I can consider you not gay.
david lee corbo
Yeah, before Sphincter elasticity is restored.
clint russell
By his own detailing of it, he ran through hundreds of black men.
So I feel like hundreds of years.
Dozens of years, I would think.
Dozens.
I don't know.
But let me just say real quick, because I have been doxxed personally.
david lee corbo
I've been sodomized.
clint russell
And I take very seriously the doxing allegations and the activity that...
david lee corbo
I was doxed recently, yeah.
clint russell
Milo is promising to dox the higher-ups in the lower people or whatever.
He said like the top 25, like America first, whatever.
unidentified
I don't know how that works.
elijah schaffer
Are they all Anon?
Is that what that is?
unidentified
I guess.
clint russell
I don't know anything about it.
top lobsta
Can he even do this?
I kind of like the throw.
david lee corbo
Is he a hacker?
clint russell
I don't know.
I don't know how he's doing.
He used to be involved with the organization, so maybe he knows anonymous the organization.
unidentified
No!
clint russell
That's not what I'm saying.
But let me just say this.
If he's doing that to these people, that sucks.
However, this is the caveat.
My understanding is that Nick Fuentes bragged about how these people would help him in doxing others.
So my belief is that once you are a doxer, there is no doxing protection.
You are now fair game forevermore.
So that's how I evaluate the business.
david lee corbo
Forever?
top lobsta
They do some fucked up shit online.
clint russell
You get doxxed.
top lobsta
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
But they do some fucked up shit online.
They flooded my account with like 15,000 followers and then like somehow pulled it out just to fuck with my algo for a week because I got into something.
I said Spanish.
elijah schaffer
I'm unpopular because Groipers.
That's an interesting argument.
By the way, I've lost.
Here's all say this is I so I'm not involved in that in any way, right?
Personally.
So like they've got their own beefs and whatever they'd like and I don't want to get involved in that.
But I will say, you know, ultimately speaking, I think the best thing politically for me has always been just minding my own damn business.
You know what I mean?
Like, and that business involves trilateral, multilateral, multi-level marketing.
You know what I mean?
clint russell
So, so it's like, this is not just a pyramid scheme.
He explained as we walked in.
top lobsta
He's like, do you want to buy it?
david lee corbo
I was fucking blown away.
clint russell
He's like, you can get on the ground floor.
unidentified
He's like, I've been saying that for five years.
He's like, everyone keeps buying in.
You're such idiots.
david lee corbo
As soon as we walk, he's like, I'll train you.
You train somebody else.
That's the way that it goes.
unidentified
No, you hire five more.
elijah schaffer
I meant more like I have no, I have no personal issues with him or anything or any problems.
And I think that all the things that are there, it's like if he has problems with other people and they have problems, that's fine.
But I have no problems with Fuentes, no problems with Milo, no problems with any of the people.
clint russell
Doesn't it seem like these two he would date Milo at some point?
david lee corbo
They should be friends.
I feel like they should get along.
elijah schaffer
Don't you get that energy?
clint russell
Like they shouldn't be.
elijah schaffer
That would be very toxic.
unidentified
That'd be a very toxic relationship.
clint russell
I'm just going to say that.
unidentified
I still hit him up.
david lee corbo
I think that I modeled my, I saw Milo and I was like, he's not going to be the only one having fun.
unidentified
And I dyed my hair.
top lobsta
You'd be the top in the relationship, but he'd hit you way more.
david lee corbo
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, for sure.
clint russell
Punch.
elijah schaffer
This is unsettling.
david lee corbo
I do feel like you guys should be getting along.
I don't like this.
I don't like this beef.
There's no reason to be able to do it.
elijah schaffer
There's no beef between us.
david lee corbo
That's good.
elijah schaffer
There's no beef.
unidentified
We're bad beef.
top lobsta
It's so easy.
elijah schaffer
No.
We are very good.
We are very good.
And I'm happy to know.
david lee corbo
Oh, he's Clint's frozen.
He looks surprised.
elijah schaffer
Wait, have we still not run the software?
david lee corbo
People like that.
You look so stupid.
top lobsta
Brian, run the software.
elijah schaffer
We still don't run the software.
unidentified
Hey, we're bad.
Manual focus.
david lee corbo
That's his name.
Keep it at the bottom.
He says Manuel Focus.
elijah schaffer
So, no, And I have a rule on my shows, and I will never have beef nor will ever talk poorly of any colleagues or ex-colleagues in my life.
That's like a very, a very, very strong point.
clint russell
That's really everywhere.
unidentified
I like that.
clint russell
I would make that promise, and I will never keep it.
I think beefy, though.
david lee corbo
I don't like beef.
I don't like beef between content.
elijah schaffer
I prefer chicken.
I prefer chicken.
We're all good.
We're all very, we're all nice.
I think we're all good.
Speaking of this, go to my screen here real fast, please.
Sir though, I don't know.
Sir Thomas.
Sir Thomas Drake said, came for the title, been watching Illigur since the St. Floyd riots.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
clint russell
Can I just one more comment on the spaces?
Because I did listen to a bunch of it.
For those audience, we say.
top lobsta
They specifically said no news.
There's okay.
clint russell
Well, there's a big space tonight that's like it is pertinent.
I think a lot of people would like to know our thoughts on it.
It was Elon Musk and Donald Trump, obviously.
For those that don't know, that's they did like a two-hour space conversation.
The major takeaway I had is that Elon, doing what no journalist has done so far, really pressed Donald Trump on, are you upset with the Secret Service's protection detail on you all?
elijah schaffer
Go to full screen.
I want to hear this.
Give us a rundown, please.
Yeah, yeah.
clint russell
So this is what I on Liberty Lockdown and everybody else that's worth their salt at all in this world has been talking about nonstop.
This is such egregious failure.
Is it just systemic DEI nonsense?
Or is this actually a made-it-happen type of scenario where the Secret Service either stood down or was involved?
And if there was multiple shooters.
So Elon pressed him on that multiple times.
And Trump essentially, he acknowledged that the glass building from which the sniper actually ultimately took those shots was the most compelling and most obvious spot that you would have to have a security detail lest you wanted to see your protectee die in front of you.
He still would not condemn them, though, and he instead circled back to complimenting the Secret Service sniper who ultimately took the lethal shot against the assailant sniper.
So my takeaway from that is either A, he has found God in a very sincere fashion because he nearly nearly ducked death or, and this is more likely, B, he realizes he realizes, no, that's C, that's you.
david lee corbo
He wants to see him.
clint russell
B, no, he knows that they were in on it and he is scared to death and he's not going to talk about it until this election's over.
I lean towards B. You guys say C that he was in on the actual list.
david lee corbo
There's always a third one.
You know what I like?
I do like about him is that he's not a fucking bitcher or a whiner.
I do like a woe is me kind of a deal.
clint russell
He kind of is that.
unidentified
He's been talking about the election of 2020 for four years.
david lee corbo
As I'm listening to the space, he's like, you know, the different things he's talking about, like, oh, the Secret Service could have covered me, but that's okay.
Oh, no, no.
What is he talking about?
They are constantly accusing me of XYZ, but I'm not mad at that.
That's okay.
And then he moves on.
Like, he's kind of not a complainer in that way.
top lobsta
Elijah is kind of like, you're aware of what's going to happen to you if you do XYZ.
He's at that, like, at a much higher level.
It's like, you know, I get they're going to do this, but, you know, I'm still going to, I still got to chug along and save the shit that I got.
I don't really know if he's complaining.
You know what?
He fucking won me over.
That's it.
david lee corbo
I find the Antichrist very enjoyable.
I go, this is a nice guy.
I like him very much.
top lobsta
Who am I to deny prophecy?
david lee corbo
Right, exactly.
I'm not going to get in the way.
elijah schaffer
No, I like, you know, someone in the chat says something kind of stupid.
unidentified
Okay.
david lee corbo
They were fucking.
elijah schaffer
Which is, which is crazy.
Imagine this.
People in the chat.
clint russell
Someone in the chat says something dumb.
unidentified
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
They're like, oh, am I back on hearing Elijah complain about Trump?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I'm not complaining.
I'm saying, I'm complaining.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
No, but I'm not complaining.
I'm saying, no, I want to challenge my politicians and people to appeal to the ideas that matter.
And this is from someone who got involved because I got knocked out at an Antifa protest at a, actually, unironically, at a Milo speech in like 2016 or something like that.
But no, no, no, no.
It was just an old event back in the day.
But it's like, so I got into YouTube or whatever, and I remember how fun it was, how interesting it was, and how crazy everybody was being.
And I cared about Trump.
I cared about representing him.
And from the beginning, when I say put myself in the front lines, I don't mean, you know, it's not Stolen Valor, I'm not Tim Walz or whatever.
I just mean that I went out and I wanted to be in the mix, right?
I wanted to fight.
I wanted to argue.
And that was really cool from like 2016 to like 2019, right?
It was really cool to just, you know, be divisive, be fun.
You know, and now it's fun to be racist, xenophobic, anti-Semitic.
No, I'm kidding, but maybe I'm not.
But I also mean like, I've always enjoyed sort of putting myself out there.
So it's like, you know, I always tell people, it's like, you know, I've taken punches for Trump, been out there, been held at gunpoint for Trump, been out there.
And it's not like a dumb allegiance thing.
It's like, no, I've cared about our country.
When I say I've done it for Trump, it wasn't a cult following.
Like, oh, it's for Trump.
It was because why?
I dressed up as the Ku Klux Klan in high school.
Okay, but it's true.
clint russell
I did it for Trump.
top lobsta
I'm just thinking about clipping this segment.
elijah schaffer
It's the greatest shit ever.
clint russell
This is one of the best monologues I've ever heard.
Please, please keep going.
top lobsta
I don't know where it's going.
clint russell
I'm like, fuck.
david lee corbo
Let this nigga curve.
clint russell
I mean, that was such a wild tangent.
david lee corbo
You got to understand where we're coming from, Elijah.
unidentified
You drive in the car, right?
top lobsta
And you just.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
And I put on the hood.
elijah schaffer
No, I just, I was being raised in a multicultural, like Los Angeles type high school.
You know, there was a stabbing on my second day.
I think maybe it was first day, stabbed guy in the back of the neck, and I hated it, right?
All the Mexican gangs, everybody.
And I just thought, the hell is going on here?
unidentified
And you find the pointiest white sheet, and you talk.
elijah schaffer
Well, it was Halloween, and I go, what if is happening?
What if I, Sam, dressed up as a ghost?
I don't like that style, but I put a party hat, a large party, oversized comical party hat underneath the sheet.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And so I'm a ghost that likes to party because everyone knows you die young when you party.
Sure, yeah, sure.
So I found the gossamer ghost costume, which was pretty cheap.
The gossamer ghost, don't know what that means.
Wore it, cut eyes into it, even though it was supposed to be like chic and worn over.
And I remember Mr. Lathrum was my math teacher, my calculus teacher at the time.
And I was sitting there and I was like, and he was like, take off the damn hat.
And I was like, he takes it off.
And it was like a party hat.
And I was like, he's like, what is this?
And he was like, I am a ghost that likes to party.
And then my friend dressed up as a coal miner in chains with black on his face.
I walked him around.
unidentified
She's wearing a KKK outfit.
clint russell
He's in black.
david lee corbo
I was like, I like to party.
elijah schaffer
That was a partying ghost.
He painted a coal miner.
david lee corbo
He parted a coal miner.
top lobsta
The only thing greater is if he said, take off the hood and you took it off and you were in black.
david lee corbo
That's a Tyrone Biggums bit, right?
unidentified
That's fucking Dan Chappelle.
That's how Christy Alley's parents died.
I'm serious.
You can pull it up.
It's a true story.
It's true.
I'm not going to tell you.
clint russell
I'm not going to be a target.
This is a true story.
It was a Halloween party, and both of her parents died in a car crash.
Well, he was in a KKK outfit and her mother was in a freaking blackface.
unidentified
It's the craziest story I've ever heard.
elijah schaffer
This is back in the day when you could do stuff like this.
david lee corbo
Right, right, yeah.
And so 2005, 1995, 89.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was four here.
No, but I remember I didn't get expelled.
I got suspended, right?
I got expelled from my last high school before this, but I didn't get expelled from it.
david lee corbo
For fucking what?
elijah schaffer
The last one I did.
clint russell
For being a ghost that likes to party a little too much?
unidentified
I did.
elijah schaffer
Serving at the Special Olympics to do mushrooms.
david lee corbo
I got expelled from my serving at the Special Olympics.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
clint russell
Like, dude, you left the hug line.
top lobsta
The more I learned about Elijah, the less I like.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't remember what the fuck the premise was.
Like, what started this?
unidentified
I have no idea why he's telling us this story.
I feel like it's a confession.
top lobsta
No, no.
david lee corbo
And I'm here for it.
I'm here to be.
top lobsta
Elijah, you were talking about height.
unidentified
I won.
I won.
elijah schaffer
You asked me, I'm just saying I won because when I went to the principal's office, I had a very smart-ass response.
We said, I crossed the line.
I got beat up by a black person while wearing this outfit.
I'm just letting you know.
unidentified
Oh, you got beat up by a black dude.
Don't worry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This started the end of.
Is your mic phone?
No, no, no, don't worry about it.
It's okay.
david lee corbo
It feels bad.
top lobsta
No, I'm just stealing it.
Don't worry.
elijah schaffer
No, but I just had told him that I didn't cross the line.
I had been smart enough to bend down, found the line was elastic, and then took the line and then stretched it.
And so I've stepped further than anyone has gone, but yet I'm still behind the line.
And he's like, all right, fucking, you're suspended.
top lobsta
So you're Jewish, which is incredible.
david lee corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
No, but all I was going to say is that there's a stream that goes around my city and it makes all our way within it.
top lobsta
You see, I'm fooling God.
elijah schaffer
Therefore, white men are tall.
That was my conclusion.
david lee corbo
I fucking don't remember how we got to the talk.
It was incredible.
top lobsta
I wanted to ask you a question, Elijah.
unidentified
All right.
top lobsta
Serious question.
Serious.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
top lobsta
Okay.
The question is: you said documentary.
elijah schaffer
Well, look at your screen right now.
top lobsta
I know.
elijah schaffer
Go back to that.
Go back to that.
top lobsta
What you said, Elijah, was you said that you were helping America when you were out here.
clint russell
He looks just like a whistleblower price.
Look at this guy.
elijah schaffer
We're on James O'Keefe.
clint russell
How many years have you been at deep cover saying ahu aquari?
unidentified
How many years?
clint russell
Keep going.
top lobsta
Let me ask the question for real, for real.
unidentified
Sorry.
top lobsta
Okay, so you thought you were helping America by doing whatever gay shit you were doing for Trump and that and gay shit for Trump.
david lee corbo
No, no, not gay.
top lobsta
Like, see, this is where the whole Milo thing we need to differentiate.
Not anal sex.
I mean, like, gay shit.
Like, like going out there and being like, Tifa.
But now you're doing racist things because you think that will help the country?
I'm asking a serious question.
Do you think being racist will help the country?
unidentified
Because I do.
david lee corbo
Right.
unidentified
Not just being racist, but doing what I love.
clint russell
As he's telling more truth, it gets more blurry.
elijah schaffer
How did that happen?
No, grab the small now.
david lee corbo
It's back now.
top lobsta
It's back now.
My lies.
clint russell
That was wild.
david lee corbo
I think you're the hair, the hairlight.
top lobsta
Fuck the camera.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
david lee corbo
That was good.
elijah schaffer
That thought was blurry.
You know what I mean?
That was like a blurred thought.
david lee corbo
Well, that's a good question, though.
I think that's a fair question.
top lobsta
Yes.
david lee corbo
It's like you still want to help the country, right, Elijah?
clint russell
No, I'm over it.
elijah schaffer
No, let me ask Clint that, actually.
david lee corbo
No, let me deflect this to Clint.
Hey, Clint, fucking take that.
unidentified
No, I'm not sure.
clint russell
No, this is actually a really important thing.
elijah schaffer
No, because this is.
This isn't my show.
I mean, I'm here.
I want to hear from you guys.
So I'm saying, Clint, I mean, and I'm doing this also, too, so I can throw it at Clint so I can walk over to the camera and then make sure why it's doing that.
But go ahead, Clint.
top lobsta
Full screen.
elijah schaffer
Do you think that racism?
Yeah, full screen on Clint.
Do you think that racism is helping the country?
What do you think?
clint russell
I will say this.
david lee corbo
Oh, no, it's Brian.
It's Brian.
He said it's him.
clint russell
He's messing with us.
david lee corbo
Yeah, he's making it fuzzy.
clint russell
All right, your producer's messing with us.
david lee corbo
That's actually very funny.
clint russell
No, I don't think it was.
david lee corbo
To make it blurry?
clint russell
Brian, you're fired.
I hate to break the news.
david lee corbo
Yeah, sorry.
You didn't want to do it right here.
clint russell
Elijah's not here.
top lobsta
Is what I said that really crazy?
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
clint russell
Let me answer this honestly because I'm a discussion.
As a vice presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, you're not going to like my answer, Libertarians.
Ooh, very nice.
I will say this.
I think I don't know that racism is actually what's necessary to save this country, but I will say that if it is the opposite in terms of progressivism, well, then yes, it is the answer.
In a lot of ways, because the level of tolerance that has been indoctrinated into the youth of this country, that regardless of how backwards and horrific the culture is of the migrant that's trying to flee to here, you will accept them.
You will accept them gleefully, and you will do so to the detriment of the domestic population.
And you will give zero consideration to that, and you will ultimately shame anyone that disagrees with you too, as everything around you is just burnt down.
I think that you are a detriment to the civilization and to the American culture for which I would stand and die and fight and everything else.
So, yeah, I guess racism is the answer.
david lee corbo
No, I think that's fucking great, right?
If you look at the Bolshevik Revolution, the first thing they did when they overthrew Moscow was like the first legislation that they passed was an anti-Semitism, an anti-Semitism bill.
So they're like, you can't say things that are, and let's remove the anti-Semitism thing.
Let's just say it's racism.
You can't say things about whatever you think one race or another is doing to the country under threat of criminal offense.
unidentified
Well, what does that mean?
top lobsta
I'll tell you why I do it.
I'll tell you why I do what I do.
david lee corbo
You do it for funsies, but I'm just saying there is some validity in it.
No, like you have to maintain the line.
But you can't say you can't take this away from us.
clint russell
That's exactly what I'm trying to get at: it's like, it's not that I think, and personally, like for me, the line is not race.
The line is culture.
But I can understand.
david lee corbo
But race is tied up in that.
clint russell
Well, it can be.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
clint russell
And it cannot be.
Like, there are black people that I think represent my value set a lot better than some white people.
So that's why I say I don't think that it's the best delineation.
However, if you're going to have no delineation, well, then I'll fucking take the racist angle on it.
david lee corbo
But that's one thing of a bigger cultural picture.
It's like, you know, that if you want to die on that line, you know, it's, it's, it's part of a bigger picture, but yeah, it's part of it.
top lobsta
The reason, the reason I do it is because it's funny.
This well, no, it is funny.
It's funny.
david lee corbo
Don't tell yourself, Short.
It is funny.
top lobsta
I'm having a lot of fun.
I figured out a way to make a living off of it, but that's like that's all answer.
Look, the reason I did this is like, this is super important, and I need to do it more.
So instead of doing my old job, I need to somehow segue into making a living off of this so I can continue doing this because the culture today needs a giant mirror lifted at it.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
top lobsta
And that's like kind of what I love to do.
I'm like, look at you, you fucking faggots.
unidentified
Yeah.
top lobsta
Look at you.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like my morning routine.
david lee corbo
Why are you looking at me?
Why are you watching?
elijah schaffer
I'm like, hey, look, yeah.
I'm like, why are you holding the mirror up to me?
I'm totally told.
unidentified
That was really aggressive.
david lee corbo
You fucking faggot.
top lobsta
No, because listen, if we want to have a future, if we want to have a future that's inhabitable to our children, I look at my children a lot and I'm like, it needs to be this way.
I need to be like super racist because I have to take that elastic line, push it as far as I can.
So when it comes back a little bit, it's in a more sensible place for myself.
unidentified
Yes, yes.
elijah schaffer
But here's where I want to agree with leftists.
This is why people think like, okay, they think Fuentes is going left.
They think I'm going left.
It's not that.
It's that what I'm trying to explain is that humans actually recognize a lot of the same knowledge.
Okay, yes.
A lot of us, you know, you know, acknowledge the same line of reasoning.
We acknowledge the same who we are and what we want.
We all want safety, right?
I looked today that swing voters that lean right want taxes reduced.
They want immigration stopped.
And then they want, I forget the other thing they want.
I think the economy inflation halted.
And then leftists wanted health or people that lean left wanted health care.
They wanted social security taken care of.
And as much as those are like opposite, one's spending money and one's, you know, cutting back on money or trying to save money.
They're both about personal welfare.
And I say this as somebody who, like, you know, right now I don't have any health care.
Okay.
I don't have any.
I just moved back to the country.
I'm still in the gap period.
I can get it.
It's really expensive, man.
It's really expensive.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I'm looking at it about maybe for a good plan, about $1,800 a month for my family right now.
And that's not even the best.
Okay.
I work for myself.
And $48 a month, it's going to give me nine and a half years to pay one month overhead.
It's intense.
So I understand what we all want.
We want a good life.
We want to be taken care of.
Like we want what's going on.
However, I'm not a fucking female or a fucking faggot.
So I also realize that you have to be honest.
We all want shit, but we have to be real with ourselves.
Because I also, that's why I think it's funny.
My wife's a stay-at-home wife.
She doesn't work.
She doesn't work since we've been together.
I mean, she had a brief small stint job with my brother at his company.
I don't count that as work because she got way overpaid for what she got.
clint russell
I remember I saw how many times she did have to hair before she accepted her role.
elijah schaffer
No, two black eyes and one small price to pay.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but what I realized was like, look, we all want the same thing.
We want a good life.
We just don't agree how to get there.
And we don't agree what a good life is, right?
But we want the same thing.
clint russell
To the left, it's like, I just want to chop my body parts off.
top lobsta
And the problem is there's too many fucking people coming.
That's going to get crazy, but it's too many people coming into the country for all of us to do what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which is why you have to leave.
So here's the point.
david lee corbo
This is what Netflix Death Squad is about.
It's what I've been saying to him every fucking episode.
I'm like, you don't have to stay.
You know that, right?
elijah schaffer
No, no, but here's the point.
It's a statistical anomaly.
There's always going to be, I keep saying 10%, but it's more like 1 to 5%.
There's always going to be 1.1 to 5% of any given outsider group that's going to fall in line with the main group's goals, right?
So that's why obviously universal racism doesn't work in terms of universal discrimination.
There are some people who are here who are, you know, Islamic or anything, you know, religion.
They're brown or black.
clint russell
Shout out to Sneeko.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Sneeko.
They're out there.
And we still share values enough to live together and to fight for the same ideas.
That's going to be the very exception to the rule, though.
clint russell
Yeah, it's just those two.
That's it.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So there's two brown people get to stay.
But what I meant is like, only women and faggots get in.
And I mean, in fact, you don't have to be gay to be a faggot, right?
top lobsta
Even women, though, I keep saying, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but you can like women and stuff.
You can be fine.
My point is, is that you go across this road and it's like, you know, you have women who are like Ali Bestuckey, who's not one of these women, was saying that a lot of her Christian conservative audience still doesn't want to vote for Drump because he's kind of like a yucky man.
And I get it, though, because I have a wife.
And that's why my wife votes in line with me and she votes what I tell her.
I mean, she doesn't vote because she's not a citizen, but meaning like she, she, even her country, I help her to vote, right?
It's mandatory voting.
I tell her, here's what you vote for.
Here's what's good.
Because we're in line together.
How many women are submissive?
Very few, right?
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
One of the main things, no one, women don't get this.
One of the main attractive features of my wife, she's submissive.
And girls always go, oh, so you couldn't handle a fucking rowdy bitch.
Oh, I can handle it, yo.
I got too fast in a fucking bottle of vodka.
No, but I'm joking.
No, it's like, like, that's the shit, right?
david lee corbo
It's like, you can't handle a strong woman.
It's like, you've conflated strong with being a bitch.
unidentified
You think I can't beat the shit out of you?
It's like, how to handle it.
elijah schaffer
How to handle is now illegal in 50 states.
So I can't handle it.
david lee corbo
It's a complicated situation.
unidentified
As long as you take the first swing, I can handle any of you.
elijah schaffer
But I spent with racism, that's the same thing.
It's like, it's like girls are like, oh, you're sexist.
It's like, well, yes, but also my wife has a dream life.
But I realize outside looking in, women look at my wife and say she's oppressed.
Right.
So it's the same thing goes with racism.
Like my most racist friends.
clint russell
They're all on SSRIs and a bottle of wine deep.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they have the masses.
And that's why they push for democracy because they want the masses.
Because for instance, it's like my most racist friends don't really have a certain race, right?
Like a lot of, like, and some of like, like, I'm just saying.
clint russell
Shout out to Sneeko.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they know what's up.
But racism is like an acknowledgement of like, if a woman like my wife, she would be considered sexist the way she views women.
But she's also, that's not true.
She's sexist according to a feminist worldview.
So racism is defined by a current worldview.
We're like, in the past, like, it's kind of like there's a big difference going to the UAE versus like Afghanistan.
It's like, if I go to the UAE and visit, and I'm sitting down with some Muslim brothers and we're sitting down there and we're smoking shisha, we're going to get along on probably women, religion, God, things.
unidentified
But we're not like, hey, brother, let's bring a bunch of people like me and live in the UAE.
elijah schaffer
And let's bring a bunch of people like you in the UAE and live in the middle of South Florida.
No, we're like, I can respect where you live.
unidentified
I'm going to get over there.
david lee corbo
Now go back home.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I value what you have.
And I know that the way that you view, even though we're similar, works in the context of what you have.
And what I have does.
That's why multiculturalism actually fucking destroys because racism is not the issue.
Xenophobia is the issue in the terms of you realize it's not that you should hate certain people.
You should hate certain people.
I would take that back to you.
unidentified
Black people.
elijah schaffer
But some people, it's not all Arabs suck.
Some of them suck.
Not all Africans suck.
Some of them suck.
unidentified
Most.
elijah schaffer
Most, but not all.
unidentified
Black percentage.
elijah schaffer
But if you go to their country, you would actually enjoy it if you could go to Nigeria and enjoy upper-class Nigerian culture and see what they could do.
david lee corbo
You would enjoy it.
unidentified
I wouldn't have to do it.
david lee corbo
Talk about Jamaica.
He loves it.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say Jamaica.
I said Nigeria.
unidentified
Disgusting.
david lee corbo
Jamaica's fucking terrible.
Never mind, man.
top lobsta
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
$350 a night and the place was a U.S.
clint russell
That was a dope rant, but I didn't like how it ended where it was like, don't be racist against everybody.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
My point was that you need to be now.
I'm saying, what the problem is, is xenophobia in terms of what they've done is brought people.
Racism is dumb because it's like, meaning that's not even the right word.
It's like, I'm not going to go to the Emirates and be like, wow, all these ragheads.
It's like, I'm in the Emirates.
Like, that's their country.
clint russell
You'd be not.
unidentified
Yeah, but this is borders.
No, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
So, xenophobia is like foreigners in is the problem where it's like, well, I don't want UAE culture in South Florida.
clint russell
This is actually.
elijah schaffer
So that's what I'm saying.
It's like xenophobia is like what they've created in terms of like, I should be able to say, like, yeah, you know, I don't really like Arab culture, but when I go there, I can find similarities in where we can bring together.
But we don't live together.
unidentified
What are you going to mesh?
What do you want to do with the black people, though?
So if you put it in the middle of the morning, I'm just kidding.
top lobsta
The Black Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
I'll act like.
Do you see the Black Holocaust Museum in Wisconsin?
clint russell
Is that real?
What is that?
david lee corbo
You just make up a bunch of words just now?
elijah schaffer
No, it's real.
top lobsta
Dog.
elijah schaffer
You don't know about that?
david lee corbo
Can we see that?
clint russell
Is that her a black holocaust?
elijah schaffer
I'm going to see if it's on YouTube.
clint russell
Wait, am I now a Holocaust denier because I don't think there was a Black Holocaust?
elijah schaffer
You know, I can't wait till in a few years from now.
My goal is to have enough money in the show that I can afford an expenditure called a live stream called the Nephilim Squad Meets Black Holocaust Museum.
david lee corbo
Can you fucking take us to the Black Holocaust Museum?
You'd be my favorite for this place.
top lobsta
If you fuck.
david lee corbo
Incredible.
I'd love it.
Are you kidding me?
Bring it to the Black Hurdle.
clint russell
I hope you have the budget for it, but I'm still not going to be able to do it.
david lee corbo
Where is it in Wisconsin?
elijah schaffer
It literally has a screen.
Brian.
top lobsta
How far is it from the nearest KFC?
Guarantee you it's close.
unidentified
All right.
david lee corbo
Black Holocaust Museum.
Where is this at?
top lobsta
Wisconsin.
david lee corbo
Is it?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Wisconsin.
clint russell
There's no black people there.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if they like taught videos.
david lee corbo
You think it would be fucking Newark, New Jersey would be where the Black Holocaust Museum would be.
elijah schaffer
All right, here we go.
clint russell
They're just cheese and black Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
clint russell
Wisconsin.
david lee corbo
They're not known for it, though.
I didn't know this is a thing.
elijah schaffer
Is this real?
Chat, is this real?
Is this coming in my ears or no?
clint russell
I can hear it.
top lobsta
I can hear it.
david lee corbo
Fruit tree of the inspired.
elijah schaffer
You can hear it.
Why can't I hear the tree?
Oh, no, I can't.
david lee corbo
Come in late.
Slave music.
unidentified
I beg Dr. Cameron to let me be on the board.
clint russell
Oh, look at that white dude where you're going to be able to do it.
david lee corbo
Yeah, there's three fucking white dudes in Daisy.
unidentified
My experience with him.
david lee corbo
Next time you come around, can wear daishikis?
unidentified
Restoration, reconciliation, renewal, regeneration, redemption, and remembrance.
david lee corbo
Is this bitch just saying shit that rhymes?
unidentified
I don't like it.
clint russell
Yo, is that Tim Wolf?
unidentified
First of all, he is.
david lee corbo
Oh, he's doing Grab Your Hands.
unidentified
K-W-E-U.
clint russell
Man, he got a dead ass bitch.
unidentified
He does have a dead dude.
He's a cheat messenger.
He is the messenger.
He's able to tell the story.
And the story that he's telling is what happened to African Americans in this country.
top lobsta
Take them seriously.
unidentified
And Freedom World.
david lee corbo
Black Cadence.
unidentified
That was his message.
david lee corbo
Black Cadence is such that it makes you feel like you're saying something important.
Oh, he hit your fucking hairline.
unidentified
This is a piece of the rope.
There was no way to get it.
I ain't one of my big buddies in Mary in Indiana.
August the 7th, 1930.
top lobsta
65.
What's he holding?
david lee corbo
Is that what he's at?
I would love a cheeseburger.
Are you offering me one?
unidentified
I wanted all three of us to get a lot of money.
david lee corbo
This motherfucker's got cheeseburgers.
Oh, yeah, dude, please.
unidentified
And a fellow named Ogden Weaver's backyard.
And the movie was shot at night.
It was August 9th.
top lobsta
Are we watching this?
david lee corbo
Bro, this is incredible.
Are you kidding me?
unidentified
Games broke up.
As I was on my way home, Tommy asked me would I like to go for a ride?
He had a nice day.
david lee corbo
Okay, the shape of all fucked up, huh?
unidentified
And as soon as they started driving, they said, let's hold up somebody and get some money and buy another car.
david lee corbo
So they've always been doing this.
unidentified
No, I don't want to do that.
I said, let me out of here.
And they said, oh, all you got to do is just take a gun and put it on the people.
Say, stick them up.
And if they don't shake them up, you get shoes.
top lobsta
None of this ever happened.
david lee corbo
No, this is all made up shit.
unidentified
I opened the car.
And I held the gun up like this.
And I said, stick them up.
This white man and this white lady.
The guy got out of the car.
I looked at him.
And you know what?
He was a friend of mine.
He got there.
top lobsta
Which one didn't happen?
unidentified
We should come down.
White people being his friend or Clone Nader.
top lobsta
No, I'm saying which Holocaust didn't happen.
unidentified
I'm not going to lie.
The Black Holocaust didn't happen fucking even a little bit.
david lee corbo
Not even a little bit.
unidentified
There was no shoes.
david lee corbo
There was no lamps.
unidentified
There was no soap.
There's no soap.
david lee corbo
Get the fuck out of here.
top lobsta
He said, Black African.
unidentified
What's the argument?
top lobsta
There's no arguments.
elijah schaffer
I kept on running.
clint russell
Was it just black people sitting around going like, wait, was pretending to be a bigger victim than us?
elijah schaffer
Fill our videos off.
david lee corbo
That's what it was.
elijah schaffer
Go to me here real fast.
Couldn't be here.
Are we here?
david lee corbo
I think that's Clint was right.
unidentified
It's the Oppression Olympics.
elijah schaffer
We don't have anything here.
I want to remind you guys: if you want to support this show directly, go to my screen here, Brian.
Support us here at Censored.tv.
We've got a lot of shows going on here.
A lot of excitement recently.
I had Devin from Black Pilled on.
We're finding a lot of interesting guests.
Plus, we're flying people out.
So we'll actually, we have a lot of guests we want to fly out already, which is kind of cool.
But you get me, Gavin.
Now you get Milo and Owen Benjamin and Isabella Reilly.
And you get, you know, Anthony Cumia and Josh LaCash and everybody here.
So you get a ton of people, and we're really growing.
And we don't all agree on everything.
But I will tell you this: you know, fuck agreement.
david lee corbo
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right?
I mean, like, we don't really need to agree on everything.
I'm really happy.
So make sure you use my promo code Offensive for 20% off.
You can get a membership.
It's really great.
And it goes directly to this show.
If you're watching on YouTube, only if you're watching on YouTube, make sure you head over to Rumble because this is one of those shows that will get more views as it always does after the stream because everyone's so what maybe you guys get this before we go over to to let me get this.
So I'm on a PC for the first time in like five years.
One of the things that happens is like, go to the full, yeah, yeah, there you go.
One of the things that happens is like on a night like tonight, this is our big issue here.
Is like we could go like, oh, reacting to Trump's, you know, thing.
And then we'll get way more viewers.
We can go live at eight.
We can change the time and we'll do more.
But would we have as many gay jokes?
No.
That's the problem.
Would we get involved in as much drama publicly?
No.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Would we have as many accusations, allegations?
Would we have as many tech problems?
No.
No.
So if we took ourselves seriously and played and played to the audience, we'd be bigger, but we'd rather just do what the fuck we want, which I find to be better, which is why my wife hadn't had an orgasm in three years.
david lee corbo
Fuck, I want.
elijah schaffer
No, no, that's that's the okay.
Sorry, Ked.
That's not true.
Spend tears.
No, I'm just gonna.
But what I meant is as a joke is like, you know, we keep this going.
And I think what's kind of fun is our episodes never have a lot of live viewers, but they always end up being some of like the better viewed episodes because content that is about what's going on now, right now, does better up front, but it has no long shelf life.
david lee corbo
Right.
elijah schaffer
But we just talk and hang out and talk about whatever.
You can watch it tomorrow, Tuesday, Monday, catch up.
And it's irrelevant to what you're doing.
clint russell
You know what's going on the reality is this level of racism and homophobia, it's timeless.
top lobsta
You know what he's saying?
clint russell
It's timeless.
unidentified
It's timeless.
top lobsta
You know what?
Elijah just gave us the podcast evaluation of live, laugh, love.
david lee corbo
That's exactly what I did.
top lobsta
Yeah, it's just kind of weird.
david lee corbo
I thought he was giving us the don't feel bad that nobody's fucking watching this because you guys suck.
They're gonna watch it in the future.
Trust me.
I thought that's what that was.
That wasn't what it was.
clint russell
No, there's thousands of people watching us live.
elijah schaffer
Thousands.
clint russell
Thousands.
david lee corbo
Incredible.
unidentified
Wow.
top lobsta
You guys are fucking dumb.
Incredible.
Kind of cool, though.
elijah schaffer
Hey, what were the modders?
Can you please unmute Debt Rage and Cajun, please?
I don't know what happened there right now.
I just thought they got muted for something personally got deleted.
Please unmute them.
They're fine.
If they wrote something trollish, they're fine.
Whoever that is, please do that.
Anyways, guys, make sure you support that.
We're doing an at-free show tonight because we're testing tonight.
clint russell
It happened again.
elijah schaffer
By the way, that'll be fixed.
Eventually.
Just so you know, I'm about to drop like $25,000 on new cameras, probably.
So we're going to need support on, we're going to need guys to support a censored TV because it's going to be very expensive.
We're building a newsroom next door and we have probably have like another guy.
clint russell
Another, you know, who's going to be your newsman?
elijah schaffer
A black man within that last name, Brown.
No, no, but no, no, but we're going to, we're going to drop some cash on cameras and stuff.
But on the flip side, what I mean, look, look at this.
Mike had all this like nice shitmates.
Nice, right?
Like customs.
We're doing this all.
You guys support.
And we're the best worst show.
Meaning, I always tell you guys this.
We have no, nobody watches this show and nobody watches it.
And it has problems, but it's the best worst show you can get.
Like, it's like, it's terrible.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Did we talk about nothing?
clint russell
This was great.
david lee corbo
When we showed up, Elijah was telling us about how he's overextended himself and he's been eating out of actually a can of tuna when we showed up.
It was really weird.
I don't know why he was doing that.
top lobsta
He said this is like the best worst show.
And then I was like, that reminds me of another name of a bad podcast.
elijah schaffer
Like the best political supporting directly helps.
Now, that being said, is like now we're flying in guests and we have a huge variety.
But there's some really big stuff going now.
Having a studio like this already where we can have up to you know six to eight people and with the newsroom we can have up to 10 people on a time.
Like it's tough obviously with everything.
But just so you guys know on election night we're hosting a big election live stream out of this place.
top lobsta
That's great.
elijah schaffer
People are going to be like flowing in and out and it's going to be really nice.
People just like jump in and out and like just sit down and whatever and move around.
But your direct help makes this possible.
So we got to keep it going and we'll keep the Nephilim Death Squad alive.
We're going to be off X and YouTube right now.
So I want to plug your guys' stuff.
We'll do it twice tonight.
Once we go to Rumble, but Raven, go ahead and go first.
We'll go to Clint, then to a gay brown guy.
david lee corbo
Yeah, you can find me at David L. Corbo on Twitter.
And guys, go follow Nephilim Death Squad on Rumble and YouTube.
And check out Timeline Clints.
clint russell
At Liberty Lockpod on X. If you want to support my work, subscribe there.
I will follow you back.
Liberty Lockdown is the show.
That's two words.
YouTube, Rumble, audio podcatchers everywhere.
I also do the best political show, All One Word, We Are Change on Rumble.
Luke Radowski and I have an exclusive deal with Rumble, so we go live three nights a week at random, 6 to 8 p.m. Eastern.
And we have big guests in studio.
Roger Stone will be covering the DNC with us live next Thursday.
And then I'm on Tibcast IRL the following day.
So life is fucking hectic.
But please do follow along, support my work, subscribe, check me out, and I'll keep bringing the heat.
top lobsta
You catch me at Top Lobster.
clint russell
Oh, I also do Tower Gang.
top lobsta
All right, I'll wait.
Hold on a second.
clint russell
I also do Tower Gang.
unidentified
Are you going to get my combos for Tower Gang?
And I was like, shit, I do Tower Gang too.
Are you done?
We're used to it.
top lobsta
Okay.
All right.
Everyone's calmed down.
Yeah, Top Lobster.
You can find me on Twitter.
It's important that you go to TopLobster.com and you buy some...
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
Buy some merch.
clint russell
This show's great.
I don't know why it doesn't have 10,000 viewers on it.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
top lobsta
You know what?
Don't watch me then.
Fine.
unidentified
Fuck you.
clint russell
No, buy some.
Yo, buy a t-shirt from Toplopsy.com.
david lee corbo
We're always going to be able to do it.
clint russell
He's the best designer in the game.
We're all rocking his shit.
This dude's a serious talent.
He's the most underrated anti-semite I've ever met in my life.
top lobsta
I don't know why you guys keep buying this shirt.
elijah schaffer
All right, Brian, let's go to, we're going to play the waiting screen.
We have that, right?
Yes.
We're going to go to a waiting screen.
It's going to play for about four minutes.
We'll take a break intermissions.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
I always do piss intermissions.
And then immediately delete us from the gentleman.
So, no, we'll keep it probably until like 8 a.m.
Then we'll delete it off YouTube.
clint russell
So we'll be very courageous.
elijah schaffer
Brian, whenever you wake up tomorrow, I don't care what it is, maybe 7, 8, 9, then just delete.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Do we have?
Do we have?
We should maybe.
We'll see.
But we're here.
So make sure you go there.
We'll read the super chats, everything at the end.
We have a lot to go to.
About a four-minute break, so we'll see you in a couple minutes.
Anyway, make sure you subscribe at Censor.
This is a test stream, by the way, in the studio.
We have a lot of, I'm just crying.
I was going to say, a lot of money left to spend to make this place work.
Over extended.
It's like Viagra dick pump.
david lee corbo
It's been more than four hours, guys.
elijah schaffer
Boom.
Everything is crazy.
I'm nearly bankrupt, guys.
No, it's like, it's like.
Subscribe.
That was the joke.
It's like to get a studio running.
It's like, yeah, you need to be a millionaire.
No, but it's like, actually, get a studio running.
It's like, it's like $100K for us.
david lee corbo
You're going to get a million dollars worth of debt.
elijah schaffer
That's all.
Well, yeah, it is.
No, no, it easily is about $100K or more to get a studio.
clint russell
To run eight fucking.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
To get a studio running, like it's about $100K minimum, plus on top of that, the maintenance and paying staff and getting things running.
So you guys make it possible.
And I have monkeypox AIDS and a lot of things.
So I have a lot of medication I need to buy.
So make sure that you guys support directly at sensor.tv, promo code offensive.
It makes it really helpful to make this go on the way that we do.
But we'll see you in a few minutes.
Let's play the music.
Brian, I hope this actually works.
Play it.
unidentified
Welcome back
elijah schaffer
to GayPorn.com.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
Okay, so let's go into Australia talk here for a second.
clint russell
Yeah, fuck Australia.
elijah schaffer
Okay, yeah.
So this is actually kind of crazy.
So Australia ranked the lowest in history of the sports of breakdancing, right?
You guys saw this.
clint russell
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So low, they actually excluded, yeah, back in our things, they excluded breakdancing for the future.
You know, the next Olympics are taking place in LA.
You guys know that?
clint russell
Which would have been the best B-boy lineup you've ever had.
top lobsta
We've ever had great in LA.
elijah schaffer
And you know I'm from LA, so you know that by the time we all have to stay in contact, we won't be quitting anytime soon.
We can't get hired anywhere else.
clint russell
But we're all stuck.
elijah schaffer
But the amount of friends, connections, and warehouses and people I know in LA is insurmountable.
top lobsta
I don't like how you say these things.
And where and warehouses?
And then now you have to say, well, what does that mean, please?
elijah schaffer
I meant like places we could build podcasts to.
top lobsta
Okay, I'm just because you're doing a lot of people.
unidentified
We're doing a ton of places to do fentanyl.
Yeah, we could do that.
elijah schaffer
No, I meant like wooden doors on those warehouses.
Obviously, my family's primarily in LA and in Australia, right?
So this is like a good connection, right?
I'm trying to make it here.
unidentified
Those drops never get old.
elijah schaffer
Brian's sound effects kill me.
Okay, let me go to this.
Do not go to my screen, Brian.
Stop pulling up my DMs on TV, please.
clint russell
Don't do that.
unidentified
Stop.
david lee corbo
It's just a DM of Clint going, I'm outside and I can't get in.
clint russell
It's just him saying, Milo, I miss you.
david lee corbo
Milo, please.
top lobsta
This guy said he peed outside your studio.
elijah schaffer
He's really can actually.
It's kind of nice.
clint russell
I was stuck outside for 20 minutes.
What was I going to do?
david lee corbo
Five minutes.
elijah schaffer
So I'm going to bring this up real quick.
So, so I actually looked into this.
So people don't know the so I want to play this video.
I'm going to play this video first.
This is like four seconds, right?
Like this.
david lee corbo
This is great.
clint russell
You don't understand how much I hate white women.
david lee corbo
No, I think if she's just fucking around, she's kind of cool.
Apparently she was.
clint russell
No, she was not.
david lee corbo
You didn't see that it was released that she was.
unidentified
Do you remember that?
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
Remember that, right?
clint russell
Look at this fucking piece of shit.
unidentified
Bang.
david lee corbo
That's a lot of fun.
You think you can do better?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
clint russell
Probably not.
Probably not this lady.
elijah schaffer
So everyone was talking shit to me about this person.
Like, oh, you don't understand.
Now, I understand Australians.
They're cocky.
No, they're cocky.
They think they live in a good country.
Australia sucks.
They're terrible.
It's a terrible country.
Crazy taxes, low wages.
It's like ostensibly worse than the United States.
It's horrible.
I'm not even joking.
unidentified
Everybody.
clint russell
Did you live there for years because you were afraid of being arrested for J6?
david lee corbo
That was what it was.
elijah schaffer
I had a dildo on my ass.
david lee corbo
When you said that.
unidentified
You had to be in Australia for years because of the dildo?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
To be fair, here's what happened.
I won't even go into the details, but I'll just say this.
Like, no, no.
top lobsta
There's an open case about it right now.
clint russell
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
No, the details were: I lived in Texas because I worked for a Texas company, but I hated Texas.
I thought Texas was the worst state I've ever been to in my life.
Would you live in Austin?
And no, in Frisco.
top lobsta
Frisco.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a nice place.
I hated it.
You know, people talk shit in California.
It's a great place to live.
clint russell
California is awesome.
elijah schaffer
It's the greatest place to live.
david lee corbo
Terrible place.
elijah schaffer
No, just the taxes are the government's bad and the homeless people.
david lee corbo
Trans people.
elijah schaffer
Topography and weather and stuff.
top lobsta
Topography.
clint russell
It's the greatest landmass on the planet ever.
elijah schaffer
Southern California is the most beautiful place.
clint russell
No, no, every way.
unidentified
It is.
clint russell
Every way except for the government.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
It's feudalism.
The homosexual.
If you're rich enough to live in Southern California and live in South Orange County, Irvine, you know, Newport, Laguna Beach, you're living better than 99% of Americans, regardless of like even the Hamptons.
It's better.
I have a friend with a nice mansion in the Hamptons.
I go there.
He's Jewish, but it's nice.
Interesting.
And it's way, way worse than just an average house on the beach in Laguna, right?
So, okay, Brian.
top lobsta
I am so happy we're talking about Australia.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to explain where I live.
And also, my other family's in the Gold Coast, right?
Which is also like one of the most, that's where the crocodile hunter is, right?
clint russell
How does half your family live in LA and the other half in Australia?
david lee corbo
I don't know if you know that.
Steve Harwin.
clint russell
Are you a CIA agent?
david lee corbo
He's gone.
elijah schaffer
No, but like.
david lee corbo
How did they?
clint russell
That's like the opposite sides of the planet.
elijah schaffer
No, what I'm saying is my family lives in the best places, right?
The Gold Coast is one of the most beautiful places.
top lobsta
He's going to be president.
You're going to get the next president.
david lee corbo
This is another one of those bragging things.
clint russell
This guy is a deep state plant.
elijah schaffer
Beautiful places.
No, I'm saying.
So I live in Texas.
Texas is shitty.
It's flat.
Like my fucking seventh grade ex-girlfriend, right?
It's like, it's disgusting.
And shots fired.
Fucking Armenian girls.
Don't date them until they're 16 at least.
And you're 16, by the way.
Let's clarify that.
Let's clarify that.
clint russell
Gotta wait until they're 16 at least.
unidentified
Please.
elijah schaffer
Date 15-year-old Armenian girls when you're 15.
david lee corbo
Right.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was going to say, like, so I went to Texas.
It sucked.
I hate my wife would cry because it was.
My wife ain't.
david lee corbo
No, no, I hate.
I hate them.
elijah schaffer
No, my wife would cry.
I hate because my wife would cry because Texas was so ugly and there's nothing to do.
It sucks.
And you just get big, big box homes with shitty cardboard walls for a million dollars.
You live in a mansion that would cost, you know, you buy a condo in LA for the same price.
And everyone thinks they're living big.
I hated Texas.
It was the worst state ever.
Positives, guns, get that here in Florida.
david lee corbo
Right.
clint russell
The culture of many of the Texans is pretty good.
elijah schaffer
And when I first moved there, electricity was cheap and cost of living was cheap.
It's not anymore.
It's pretty shitty now.
So, all the pros are gone, but I like Texas.
I just North Texas.
clint russell
He doesn't sound like he does.
elijah schaffer
Right.
clint russell
I'm going to be honest with you, people.
I don't think he likes it.
elijah schaffer
I like Texas, but when you come from states where there's stuff to do, it kind of sucks.
So, that's that.
But if your goal is, like, for instance, I would move back to this day because I want to have two kids.
I want to have six kids born and then two adopted.
I'd move back when that happened.
So, like, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm not talking shit because, like, I'm saying Texas is great if you have eight kids both in Texas.
top lobsta
Right.
clint russell
Because then you're just going to be at home anyway.
elijah schaffer
My whole goal is just having a large house.
david lee corbo
Do you have six white kids and adopt two black kids to work the property?
elijah schaffer
I'm only adopting white children.
Okay.
But I was going to say about.
clint russell
That's an interesting way to circumvent slavery law.
david lee corbo
I was just asking.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm with you.
I'm saying, like, no.
So, like, fuck you, nigga.
unidentified
I'm the king.
Fuck you.
I'm the king, nigga.
Fuck you, nigga.
clint russell
This is the best show on TV.
david lee corbo
This is a great show.
Elijah, I just want to tell you.
This is a great show.
Go on.
elijah schaffer
Okay, Nika.
But I'm the king.
No, I was going to say, like, so, so, it's, like, moving from there.
It was like, I had a choice, moved to California or Australia.
And obviously, we didn't see my family for several years from the lockdowns, draconian measures, right?
david lee corbo
Right.
elijah schaffer
So we moved there, but I moved back because I couldn't handle it.
Because, like, I know, like, I want to answer this.
Like, we got to talk about this.
david lee corbo
Is that a question?
unidentified
Like, okay.
elijah schaffer
So it's funny because shout out to Dr. Disrespect.
david lee corbo
Like, fuck the kids.
elijah schaffer
Like, let me tell you something.
unidentified
Shout out.
top lobsta
Elijah, I don't know what the fuck is going on in this show anyway.
david lee corbo
No, Please let him cook.
elijah schaffer
Keep going.
Shout out.
Shout out, Dr. You committed a crime in Florida where we're at.
david lee corbo
Right, fuck that kid.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
But she could have been two years younger in Australia and you would have been fine.
So what I mean, what I mean.
david lee corbo
That's why one of the things we're better than Australia, but go on.
unidentified
He had a little tangent about Armenians, how you only date them when you're 15 if you're 15.
No, he goes out of nowhere for no fucking reason.
Shout out, Dr. Disrespect.
Nobody fucking compelled him to do that.
elijah schaffer
I'm joking, meaning like it's a much more advanced country in a lot of ways.
But like France, right?
Like everyone's complaining about this 17-year-old Norwegian chick being hot.
clint russell
Smoke show.
david lee corbo
Oh, right, right.
elijah schaffer
And it's like.
clint russell
Throw me in prison.
unidentified
She's got great bone structure.
david lee corbo
But okay, can we not admit that she'd be fucking insufferable?
top lobsta
Can we pull up a picture of her?
david lee corbo
She looks like she's conventionally pretty.
No, no, no.
She looks better than Taylor Swift.
Please.
top lobsta
She's like a better, like more symmetrical Taylor Swift.
david lee corbo
She's got great bone structure.
top lobsta
I'm not going to jail for this.
unidentified
No, no, no.
Fuck that.
clint russell
I'm not going to jail for her either.
david lee corbo
She's incredibly annoying.
clint russell
I'm not going to touch her.
I'm just saying she's attractive.
top lobsta
What do you mean?
david lee corbo
What I'll say is good for her.
When she's 26, she'd be, you know, good for her.
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
Excellent.
unidentified
Excellent.
clint russell
I decapitate an entire fucking horde of Norwegian men just to smell her ass.
elijah schaffer
Hey, look, I typed in Norwegian runner.
You're bringing this up, Brian.
Yes.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
david lee corbo
Runner rugs.
unidentified
Runner rugs.
top lobsta
It's so hot right now.
david lee corbo
Yeah, you could use a runner.
Like right there would be great.
unidentified
That'd be nice.
elijah schaffer
I probably take that off because I have to go to my DMs, Brian.
Hold up.
Explain the context.
Okay, who wants to explain this?
clint russell
Go to full screen.
unidentified
Talk to Brianna.
clint russell
Top handle it.
top lobsta
I went viral.
david lee corbo
No, Tops are right away.
elijah schaffer
Full screen.
I have to bring this up on my screen.
top lobsta
I went viral on this where I just think it was the Wall Street Silver Jew guy.
david lee corbo
Yeah, yeah.
top lobsta
He was like, men would.
unidentified
How do you know he's Jewish?
top lobsta
I just have a feeling.
elijah schaffer
Wall Street Silver?
david lee corbo
No, he's right.
He's right.
clint russell
I just have a feeling.
unidentified
Tops right.
top lobsta
That's all it takes.
My anti-Semitic meters are going off.
He was like, men would burn villages for this type of thing.
clint russell
Oh, did he say that?
That's a crazy thing to say in me to see.
david lee corbo
You said she has good bone structure.
clint russell
No, you don't.
david lee corbo
That's one thing.
No, no, no.
I agreed with you.
Is that not what you said?
clint russell
No, I do agree with you.
I said she was a smoke show.
david lee corbo
She does have good bone structure.
top lobsta
This is what I said.
I said.
All I said was, she's 17.
david lee corbo
Right.
top lobsta
I responded back like, hey, you co-tweeted it.
unidentified
All right.
david lee corbo
And it went viral because everyone was like, oh, do you have any idea how fucking annoying a 17-year-old is?
elijah schaffer
Let me bring this up.
Hold up, hold up.
clint russell
I'm not saying I'm a fucking dater, dude.
elijah schaffer
Bring this up.
Please.
unidentified
She's great She's very pretty She's looking better with the ball too If this song helps Let's go This is her grimming a pole.
david lee corbo
I don't like that.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
No ass.
david lee corbo
Yeah, otherwise underwhelming.
Well, I guess in a sea of fat bitches, she does great, right?
top lobsta
She's a very pretty girl, but she's very pretty.
It's like the amount of people I'm like, they're like, I'll suck a fart out of her ass.
That's crazy.
david lee corbo
We're sucking farts out of her ass now?
top lobsta
Depending on the state, you go to jail.
This is kind of crazy.
elijah schaffer
No, Hold up.
david lee corbo
Would you suck a.
No, if you weren't married now, you suck a fart out of her ass.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
Listen.
Here's what I think is stupid.
First of all, there's a lot of used up bitches who are afraid of Christ.
Who are afraid of youth?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's the thing.
Let me clarify three things here that are very unpopular.
unidentified
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Pedophilia means.
Pedophilia.
Pedophilia means.
clint russell
This guy's fucking awesome.
unidentified
I love this guy.
david lee corbo
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Pedophilia.
david lee corbo
I'm going back tomorrow.
elijah schaffer
Can I hang out?
The attraction to people prepubescent.
david lee corbo
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Which is fucking disgusting.
david lee corbo
Correct.
elijah schaffer
So if someone wants to clip this, pedophilia is disgusting.
Okay?
unidentified
Sometimes.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
Because maybe it's the connections I have.
I have to be careful, but I'm being honest.
I can't even joke.
I'm sorry.
Because people are very sensitive about this.
I can't even.
Okay.
I have a son.
I have one on the way.
david lee corbo
Right.
unidentified
Like, okay.
clint russell
It's like Alex Jones is my conscience.
top lobsta
I love it.
david lee corbo
I actually love that phone.
top lobsta
This is what made me have such a, I was like, she's 17.
Like, I have a seven-year-old daughter.
I'm kind of like.
elijah schaffer
Just no, listen to this.
david lee corbo
My daughter's annoying.
elijah schaffer
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
This is, this is, I've thought about this because I live around the world and Americans are retarded.
So listen.
unidentified
Okay.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to argue with that.
elijah schaffer
Here's the deal.
So, okay, if we're talking about like, you know, like 10-year-olds before, like nine-year-olds before, that's not just pedophilia.
That's like you should be shot.
Like, like, if a lot of shots.
clint russell
There doesn't even need to be a trial.
elijah schaffer
Let's tear your head up.
top lobsta
Wait, just listen.
elijah schaffer
Someone's like, oh, see, you're saying you shouldn't shoot people of sex with 11-year-olds?
clint russell
No.
elijah schaffer
What I meant is this.
clint russell
No, you should kill them too.
elijah schaffer
No, what I meant is this.
Yes, but what I meant is this.
In cultures around the world, people have matured differently at different ages, right?
clint russell
Look at this freeze.
I look like such a marmi ass.
elijah schaffer
They've matured differently.
david lee corbo
So you're fucking pirates.
elijah schaffer
Some cultures, I don't know with food, with everything.
Some people have matured earlier.
They've had, you know, wives at 12, but they wouldn't, you know, they would marry at 11, but they wouldn't have sex with them until they had their period or whatever.
Like, I'm not a bad man.
I'm not here to judge the cultures.
No, I'm just saying I'm not mad.
top lobsta
No, we should judge them.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
I'm not here to judge them.
david lee corbo
You should burn those cultures.
elijah schaffer
No, meaning, meaning, meaning I'm a liberal.
I'm progressive.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I'm trying to understand.
I'm progressive.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
What I meant is there was a difference in some cultures, but every culture universally, everyone believed if a girl did not have the ability to reproduce children, having sex with her is a heinous felony crime because you are destroying an innocent life, right?
It's disgusting.
And everyone's like, what about young boys being raped by other boys?
Well, they would both be killed.
Okay.
The young boys and the old boys would be killed because you're having gay sex.
You're both dead, right?
unidentified
You're both dead.
top lobsta
The moral culture devalues sex, would it be safe to say that they also then devalue pedophilia?
Because I feel like America is kind of going to that.
So the idea of sex would be for procreation, right?
Traditionally.
So the more that we cheapen that, then they can make this argument.
Well, it's like they don't really care about reproduction at all.
And it's like, I feel like America is getting there with the slippery slope with the trans movement, all this gay stuff.
It's like, it's not about the gay people.
They don't care about them.
They're giving them monkeypox COVID AIDS.
It seems like they're coming for the kids slowly, slowly.
clint russell
Yeah, but it seems so slowly.
elijah schaffer
What I'm trying to find.
clint russell
I want to hear these three pillars.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
david lee corbo
Three pillars?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So I'm saying.
So anything clearly prepubescent is like immediate gun in the head, right?
clint russell
So anyway, until it goes click.
elijah schaffer
So let's just say 12, like Mexico's like 14.
You know, some cultures have other things.
I'm not going to become lecturing them.
I would say this.
If you are even thinking in a culture about having sex with someone before puberty, you should be killed.
Okay.
Murdered, murdered, like beheaded.
So some cultures have their own standards on like, you know, oh, she's 14, but you know, we wait till she's 16 or 18.
Like we bring her into the house.
She's, you know, ceremonially married.
Okay, look, I'm not going to get down to the semantics of judging every culture.
david lee corbo
Talking about Muslims.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't, yes, exactly.
I don't know.
david lee corbo
I don't sneak off talking about the Brown saying.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but what I'm saying is this: is this idea of age of consent is, look, I'm from California.
18 is fine for me.
Okay.
I'm from there.
I'm in Florida now, 18.
I'm not going to argue this right here.
I'm just going to say this universally.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I've never commented on her.
I'm not saying anything about her body, anything.
18's fine.
But I'm from also from Australia as well.
You know, my family.
david lee corbo
What is it in Australia?
What's the 16, 15?
Really, really?
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
And they're more advanced than we are culturally progressively.
david lee corbo
Melbourne.
What is it in Melbourne?
elijah schaffer
And it's also 18 to drink.
So you can go to a club and the girls that are faking their IDs to fuck you are 16, right?
But it's not, but it's not illegal.
clint russell
It's not perilous.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
But there's a lot of 16-year-olds in clubs in Australia.
clint russell
Whoa.
david lee corbo
And that's why my advice to men is just get married and then you don't have to deal with any of that shit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
unidentified
Shut up.
elijah schaffer
But stop.
clint russell
Don't do that.
elijah schaffer
What I'm trying to say is what I'm trying to say is.
top lobsta
Is that I'm on the run.
unidentified
No.
david lee corbo
No.
elijah schaffer
What I'm trying to say is Americans don't realize the majority of states in the country and the world and everything are like at a different age.
And I think what's silly to me here is everyone's like, that's a child.
Okay, shut up, used up whore.
Okay, silence.
But also, like, I'm from LA.
You know, I'm in Florida.
I don't look at girls under 18.
And I'm married.
I'm trying to look at girls in general.
It's hard as a man, right, to like train yourself not lust and not notice.
They dress like whores.
It's hard.
I'm being honest.
It's hard not to notice.
david lee corbo
Yeah, that's like one thing I didn't notice.
elijah schaffer
But the reason why I give this speech is like, okay, she's not a child.
Okay.
She's not a child.
She's a developed girl.
But this is why I kind of agree with this mindset.
I've talked to Sneeko about this a lot.
It's like, when is a good age for a woman to start becoming a whore?
None.
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
16, 17, 15, 18, 22.
It's not good.
Our conversation should not be about when can women start becoming whores.
It's when should they be married and be available to produce children.
And I think that's the conversation is off in terms of like, look, if Australia wants to agree that 16 is the age that women can have children and start marriages, okay, I agree.
Go ahead.
I'm not going to fight Albanese, the progressive government.
If UAE wants it to be 15, okay.
And in Florida, I'm cool.
I agree.
top lobsta
We're talking about when, like, that, you know what?
I have the same exact inclination because when they were replying to, when I said, well, she's 17, it's like, you're implying that, like, so I can fuck her then.
It's like, that's kind of disrespectful.
Like, let's have a little bit of a society here, you know?
If you're going to say, I'm going to marry her at 17, it's like, well, you know, then she's made that conscious decision and she's, I guess, adult enough to do it.
But that's not the case here.
They're talking about all kinds of crazy.
david lee corbo
But I think the question is, is it relative to the age of the dude who's married?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, it is because I think in Australia, like if you're like 18, that's what I said, fake IDs.
So like, I think if you're 18 or 20, depending on the state, you can have, you can, age of consent is 16.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm saying like, that's what I said that, like, but 18 is fine.
That's a weird name for that.
But I'm saying like they could have fake IDs.
You get screwed, right?
Like in a club, a girl's fake ID to get into a club would be 18, right?
If a 16-year-old's in a club, you're going to know.
top lobsta
Yeah.
clint russell
Look, I got put on a watch list to Google this question.
So I'm going to go ahead and interject and just say the age of consent in Norway is 16.
unidentified
Incredible.
We're fine.
Everybody relax.
clint russell
We're fine.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But that's what I'm saying.
It's like people view the Olympics from an American mindset and saying, like, it's like seeing a hot Thai girl and thinking she's not going to suck your dick and you're not going to suck hers.
david lee corbo
And then he's not a dude.
unidentified
Yeah, but meaning that you're not going to be able to do that.
david lee corbo
Explain yourself.
And like she's not a man with a penis.
elijah schaffer
But I meant I find a lot of these conversations cringe because they're from a perspective that doesn't bring to fact the fact that it's like me saying, Thai girl.
And you're like, you would know, like, oh, yeah, is she a girl, right?
So it's like, it's something that her.
It's like, well, she's this.
And I think this brings up the question of maturity of women.
Like, why are women mature early than men, but they're also retarded today?
Like, I mean, 25-year-old women shouldn't be having sex, shouldn't be out there.
unidentified
They're retarded.
clint russell
They should be in a corporate.
david lee corbo
All women are retarded.
But to push against Top's point, it's like, no matter what you think about this chick and whether or not she should be fucked by dudes that are of age, she is, right?
That's what happens at the Olympics.
It's this kind of crazy fuck fest.
clint russell
If there's any place I want there to be just totally profligate sexual intercourse, she's at the Olympics.
david lee corbo
I kind of agree with that.
clint russell
I want super athletes to be fucking reproducing with super athletes.
unidentified
Unfortunately, they're going to meld into this like genetic super super species.
And then they're going to abort it.
And that's the saddest thing.
david lee corbo
Don't abort it.
Don't abort.
Well, they're not black.
unidentified
It doesn't matter.
You think only black people get abortions?
Black.
top lobsta
I'm thinking there's probably a profitable business in being at the Olympics and fishing the huge cum out.
clint russell
Sorry.
unidentified
And then I'm not doing super experiments about that, right?
david lee corbo
I would accuse that.
clint russell
I bet you there's an entire generation of Chinese kids that are being born of the stolen cum from the China Olympics.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I would hope that every time somebody fucks at the Olympic Games.
unidentified
People are going to think I'm just making shit up.
No, I'm telling you the truth.
I am Alex Jones and I'm coming.
I'm reporting live right before our studio.
top lobsta
Elijah, would you drink horse cum?
david lee corbo
Would you drink horse cum?
If he knew it made you stronger.
And I mean it made you run faster, made you jump higher, made you lift more weight.
clint russell
Extra mobile football.
david lee corbo
And wait, can we give him a percentage?
Elijah, 18% on all spectrums.
clint russell
Oh, dude, I'm fucking chugging you.
elijah schaffer
You look like me when I didn't have purpose.
david lee corbo
I would say if everything went wrong.
top lobsta
Take the glasses off.
david lee corbo
Every time he looks over to me, he's disappointed.
I see.
He tries to look at you guys.
He looks over and goes, what the fuck?
top lobsta
He's been looking at me a lot this whole time.
And I realize it's because you don't want to be a little bit more.
david lee corbo
He doesn't like to look at me.
He doesn't like to look at me.
elijah schaffer
You are bisexual lighting.
You know what I mean?
david lee corbo
It's the lighting.
unidentified
It's the light.
elijah schaffer
It's like pink or blue.
I'm feeling like I'm already feeling.
clint russell
It's some platinum hair.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but I actually get it now.
I get a lot of things about my life from looking at you.
unidentified
Right.
david lee corbo
This is me in a different timeline asking me if you would chug horse cum to be stronger.
elijah schaffer
Here's the deal.
clint russell
The answer is yes.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
Okay.
I'm going to give too honest of an answer.
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
There's so many things because being introduced at porn at a young age where they seem like they would be good, but when I've experienced them, they're not.
So it's like.
clint russell
I've never watched porn of chugging horse cum.
elijah schaffer
No.
david lee corbo
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, in like 42 hours.
Wait, wait, wait.
How old were you when you saw porn?
elijah schaffer
Porn cum from horses.
No, what I meant is this, is like, is like, yeah, you could be in like a degenerate mode, be high on blow, you know, be like fucking drinking, be like stoned out, whatever.
And all of a sudden, like, everybody knows that more than you wake up from below.
clint russell
You're a RNC light.
unidentified
You're in.
clint russell
You're like, I knew I'd get it with a.
elijah schaffer
About to speak at the RNC.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I like to pray to my God.
No, but like, but like, you know, those mornings, right?
Everyone knows it.
The birds are chirping.
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
All of a sudden, your dick is limp.
You're looking at the most degenerate, terrible shit you've ever seen in your life.
Hopefully, no one ever sees your browser history.
I'm not speaking from experience.
I'm saying from what I've read in Smut Nominal.
Right in my wife.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I read in Sambra.
unidentified
Norwegian Olympian just got out of my bed.
david lee corbo
We're in Norway.
elijah schaffer
And we're in Norway.
david lee corbo
We're in totally fucking legal.
unidentified
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
But I meant as a joke, right?
It's like, okay, so you're in this, but I meant like you look at all this stuff and everything in your mind.
It's like, okay, whatever.
But in reality, when you're in stuff, when you're involved in stuff, if you've been around the world, if you've been adventurous and you've, you know, lived your life and you've had, you know, 20 people in your twin-sized bed at one time, which we also call the RNC laughter party.
clint russell
The 2015 RNC, baby.
david lee corbo
It's not regular shit.
This is normal shit.
Jim Bush.
unidentified
Jim Bush will win.
No, no, no.
Brad Paul, your hair looks dope to me.
elijah schaffer
The scream aged you, but I get it.
unidentified
I get it.
david lee corbo
That was me.
elijah schaffer
No, but I just meant, I just meant like, you know, you go down to that.
It's like a lot of things are like, you know, if you're in the mood or you see something, you get why fetishes exist.
But I think that a lot of that shit is like, you have to be demonically possessed.
Don't you want to get into it or have a meth addiction?
One or the other.
unidentified
No, you did.
Horse cum.
david lee corbo
Would you drink the cum to be stronger?
God damn it, Elijah.
clint russell
That was a crazy monologue that didn't answer the question.
david lee corbo
Answer the question, Elijah, because I drink the cum to be stronger.
You told me fucking horse cum drinks.
unidentified
16% in all attributes?
Are you kidding me?
elijah schaffer
I've seen articles written.
Everything I do ends up with some big name.
I don't know how to fucking answer these questions.
That I like killed someone or raped someone.
unidentified
Fuck everything.
elijah schaffer
I wake up every day with some new person saying I did some new crime or something.
unidentified
Like lies.
Because they're inventing new crimes.
elijah schaffer
You don't get this.
I live in the world.
david lee corbo
Would you drink the cum, Elijah?
Just say horse.
unidentified
Just say no.
What if I told you it made yourself?
david lee corbo
If I told you the horse cum made your cock 18% bigger.
unidentified
Bro, if it's 18% bigger.
david lee corbo
Nigga, please.
clint russell
Across all attributes, there is nothing I won't do.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
unidentified
Question.
For how long?
elijah schaffer
How much cook come are you?
david lee corbo
Permanently.
Permanently.
unidentified
Oh, bro.
18% all attributes?
elijah schaffer
No, no, I would never drink horse cum.
That's disgusting.
clint russell
Oh, that's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
No, I wouldn't do it.
clint russell
18% faster, stronger, dick-size, jumping ability.
david lee corbo
What is the problem here?
I'm chugging this cup.
clint russell
Are you kidding me?
david lee corbo
It's no fucking problem.
clint russell
You can't find enough cum in the world for me to say no.
unidentified
You can't find it.
david lee corbo
It's not going to lie.
I learned today that horses come anywhere from one quarter to a full cup.
top lobsta
You can actually go to my website.
Just bought horsecumfacts.com.
david lee corbo
Horsecumfacts.com.
elijah schaffer
People in the chat.
I've never had Nephilim Des Squad on.
By the way, someone told me they said, the reason why your show doesn't grow, someone send my email, is because it's like going into a psychopathic trance.
And sometimes you get like just news.
And other times you're like talking about horse cum volumetric measures and cups.
david lee corbo
I think it's a great show.
elijah schaffer
It's just insane.
I do too.
I think the show doesn't work.
clint russell
They're not wrong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Why are you good?
top lobsta
Sorry about that.
david lee corbo
I'm just kind of upset.
I'm not going to lie.
The idea that Elijah couldn't answer that is puzzling.
unidentified
It's demonic.
david lee corbo
I mean, you're gone.
elijah schaffer
I'm putting it in my head.
clint russell
I answered it adamantly.
david lee corbo
Pass me the gun.
Pass me the gun.
elijah schaffer
No, I actually have a problem with that.
We're like, I feel like.
david lee corbo
Wait, the gun, horse come?
What are you talking about?
top lobsta
I'm so confused.
david lee corbo
Are you black?
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I almost hit 1k viewers until the horse comes.
unidentified
Yeah, well, whatever, man.
clint russell
Y'all can't keep up.
Fuck you.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
clint russell
You're left behind.
elijah schaffer
A lot of people said how much time came in and snorted on break.
Honestly, not a lot.
But here's the deal: it's like, no, actually, the thing is, like, dude, I'm 31.
Like, I can't snort.
I'm so young.
david lee corbo
That's nice.
elijah schaffer
I can't.
clint russell
He's a little baby men.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I can't snort cocaine on breaks.
Like, I used to do that.
david lee corbo
What are breaks?
Like, between shows?
clint russell
You could.
If you were committed, you could.
elijah schaffer
I could.
I couldn't because I have a news show in the morning like 9 a.m.
You know, I can't do that shit.
david lee corbo
Yeah, zero in.
clint russell
You just pull an all-nighter and then you sleep during the day.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
clint russell
I mean, man, honestly, stop making excuses.
elijah schaffer
I can't be doing cocaine.
clint russell
You can do cocaine if you want to.
david lee corbo
My wife doesn't like when I do cocaine.
unidentified
You're a man.
clint russell
You're an American.
elijah schaffer
She doesn't like it.
david lee corbo
I've done cocaine in the past and she doesn't like how my face goes like this.
top lobsta
You look like you do cocaine in the future.
david lee corbo
And she's saying, hey, I are doing cocaine right now.
elijah schaffer
Hey, we start saying, can we invite your friend over?
david lee corbo
She goes, like, why does your face because I go like this?
She goes, why does your face get stuck like that?
I'm like, I'm trying to hide it, honestly.
I can't hide it.
There's nothing I can do.
And that's from the cocaine.
I don't know what it is.
elijah schaffer
So I have coconut.
But is it possibly where you're like, what's going on in your life?
Like, I feel like.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I was trying to hide demons in my smile.
clint russell
Some people don't know about me, despite the fact that I came from.
I had a multi-million dollar company, was hanging out with a lot of cokeheads.
Never in my life have I done cocaine.
david lee corbo
You live the life of a cokehead without ever doing cocaine, and that's pathetic.
clint russell
No, it's great.
It's like the best.
Amazing.
Basically, I had women throwing themselves at me because they were all high on cocaine.
I was never high.
I could do it perfectly.
It was the ideal scenario.
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
Well, you could always get a boner if you're not on cocaine.
clint russell
Well, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
david lee corbo
I do cocaine, I think.
clint russell
And you said that I was not living the life that fully present them boners.
david lee corbo
You could tell them to shut the fuck up.
elijah schaffer
I think cocaine turns disgusting degenerates.
And I think if that's what you're trying to do.
clint russell
Look at him.
Look at his hair.
Look at his face.
david lee corbo
No, I don't do cocaine.
I just sell cocaine.
unidentified
That's not a good thing.
clint russell
Not cocaine.
Who cares if he doesn't do it?
It's not him.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I think, I think, I think, okay.
I was going to bring fentanyl out right now, but here's the thing.
david lee corbo
You're going to bring fentanyl out?
elijah schaffer
I've never tried it.
clint russell
I'm all.
unidentified
Everybody's taking bumps.
elijah schaffer
Listen, listen, listen.
Honestly, my whole point on drugs, someone's like, I like Elotri 80% of the time, but 20% of the time, I'm here now.
Okay, but here's the deal.
Dude, that's crazy.
clint russell
He went on like a 15-minute rant to defend or like horseback chastise people concerned with age of consent laws, and then he pivots into, I'm not going to answer the question about whether or not I drink horse cum.
unidentified
This man has so much courage.
We never got a cowardice simultaneously.
clint russell
He is amalgam of the alpha and the most omega.
david lee corbo
Anyways, he's all mixed up.
I don't actually.
Yeah, with top lobster drink horse cum.
elijah schaffer
I mean, he's like, could I be in this convo?
unidentified
Let me ask you that.
elijah schaffer
What if you, I'm going to guess.
david lee corbo
What if you knew that it was going to increase all your stats by 18%, but it was going to make you 30% less racist?
And 30% less funny.
clint russell
I'm good with that.
Oh, less funny?
No, I'm not good at that.
david lee corbo
That's not good, right?
clint russell
I'm not good with that.
david lee corbo
I don't want a top lobster.
clint russell
It doesn't matter how fast or how big my dick is if I'm not funny.
david lee corbo
That's true.
top lobsta
What a humble brag.
That's awful.
david lee corbo
Dude, he's just doing it the whole time.
top lobsta
You didn't even need that.
He's just 18% dick.
This guy walked in with no underwear on.
david lee corbo
Dude, he's got a peace taint on his crotch right now.
I've been staring at it.
elijah schaffer
I've got no underwear on.
clint russell
That's true.
unidentified
Really?
clint russell
My guy.
top lobsta
Maybe that's the key to success.
Maybe that's what we're doing wrong.
unidentified
I feel bad.
clint russell
If you're wearing underwear, you're really not living your life.
elijah schaffer
No, I do wear under attack, honestly, like half the day.
Undertaker, it depends.
Listen, this is very embarrassing.
I went to the Butterfly Gardens with my family and some friends recently.
david lee corbo
You're amongst friends.
elijah schaffer
And I wore some like Hunter Green trunks, like some war shorts.
david lee corbo
Yeah, that's good.
elijah schaffer
Pretty short on the legs.
My wife's Australian.
She buys me that shit.
david lee corbo
That's good, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I sweat my ass crack.
And you can see the ass crack sweat.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that is disgusting.
And everyone made fun of me for like four hours.
And then I sat down and people were like, hey, how's your ass crack sweat?
I was like, damn, this sucks.
I should have worn my undertak boxers at underattack.com, probably code offensive win to win a $30,000 cash prize plus.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
You can also win, you know, get 10% off your boxers, an offensive win.
OFF, E-N-S-I-V-E-1-0 at U-N-D-E-R-T-A-C.com undertak.
That's not even a paid ad.
david lee corbo
I just said no ads tonight, but hey, all they have to do is buy underwear and they can win fucking $30,000 and a $70,000 car.
elijah schaffer
$1 spent gets you one entry.
unidentified
How balling is Attack and Underwear Company?
elijah schaffer
Really balling.
And they started with advertising on the show, honestly.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to tell you this.
There is like tens of $20, $30 million of careers that start on this show.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I feel that.
And it seems like it's people listening to our show.
elijah schaffer
It seems fake, I know, but it's because we used to be astroturfed and paid.
But no, we were astroturfed.
Honestly, this show is astroturfed.
I'm not joking.
You would be surprised how much these companies pay for views.
I'm going to be honest here with you guys.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Here you go.
david lee corbo
This guy's bragging about his dick.
This guy's bragging about his fucking dick.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm telling you this.
I'm going to tell you this from truth and honesty here.
Sure.
Is due to NDAs, I'm going to say this simply.
Not disclosure agreements?
No, I have ones that fucking recircumcise my dick, right?
Like, this is crazy shit.
david lee corbo
These contracts scare Jews.
elijah schaffer
Like, these are, this is what I'm saying.
clint russell
Wow.
unidentified
These are contracts that will make you know, that means that they're really scary contracts.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What I was going to say is, is with these companies, is the everyone does this, so it's not just conservative companies.
Like, you don't just get on trending on YouTube, right?
It's not, it's not by accident.
And you don't get on trending on Rumble either, by the way.
You have to have contracts and agreements.
This is, this doesn't work like this.
It is insane how much money investment.
You know, we're talking about millions of dollars, not hundreds of thousands in my previous shows to get the views we did to go into shows.
There's millions of dollars of budgets to get the views we did previously.
So people talk shit like, oh, you fell off.
I did, but also.
But also.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And no, but also, but also, there's a big difference when you have a two, three, four million dollar budget on your show to pay for advertising and shit, pushing and guest placements and flights versus when you're working at $97 for a year.
So it's a bit of a complicated nature.
But I mean, people don't know what to do.
clint russell
Dude, when they were throwing two to four million annually, was that to blow you up on YouTube or which platform?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
You think they were drawing?
clint russell
YouTube sells front page placement?
Because I didn't know.
elijah schaffer
No, no, it's not from they pay for recommendations, advertisements, placements on guests on shows.
Okay.
Like things at, they pay big on ads, right?
clint russell
So they have your shows.
I do ads.
elijah schaffer
You have your show play next.
clint russell
Wait, you can buy the play next?
elijah schaffer
Kind of, but if you can get suggested and views and Dailywire does.
clint russell
I had no idea.
elijah schaffer
You know the whole Dailywire shit, how they bought their way into fame?
top lobsta
This is Lex Friedman.
This is the only reason he is any semblance of this.
clint russell
I assume that was just DARPA.
unidentified
No.
david lee corbo
Well, yeah, I imagine that's part of it.
top lobsta
It's the same shit, I guess, right?
david lee corbo
Yeah, I guess so.
It's a little disagreeing.
elijah schaffer
No, I mean, our show sucks more, too, than it did back then, but also.
david lee corbo
Oh, it's like I have you guys on right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you're looking at, like, you're wrong.
clint russell
This has been one of the best shows that's ever leveled.
elijah schaffer
No, but what I meant is like, it's like, It's like, you also gave me a letter.
david lee corbo
I mean, that's squad.
elijah schaffer
What I meant is this: so I approached, I have a big debate planned.
I'm not explaining what it was.
I approached another big company who wanted to work together, and they didn't like the people that I booked, right?
They were normal people like us that I booked for the debate.
They didn't like it.
They wanted bigger people like Douglas Murray and other people.
Now they're charging between $25,000 to $50,000 for a appearance on a podcast, right?
So if you want to have like Jordan Peterson on, you're paying like $50,000 to $100,000, right, to get him on, right?
And some people are like, well, how do I get this person?
Well, you just are rich.
Okay.
So that's how it works.
david lee corbo
You just are rich.
elijah schaffer
So most people charge to come on your show.
clint russell
What does Destiny get paid?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Probably nothing.
I think nothing.
I don't think anything.
clint russell
He's a draw.
david lee corbo
He's a draw.
clint russell
I debated his ass in Tennessee.
david lee corbo
People want to see him lose.
elijah schaffer
No, I think I debated him twice.
I think he's a very intelligent person.
I don't.
clint russell
He's a good debater.
He's a piece of shit, though.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
clint russell
Yeah, but like our lifestyle differences don't matter because I think he'd my lifestyle.
david lee corbo
Letting people have sex with your wife isn't really a lifestyle difference.
Bro, man, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is why I grift better than you is.
david lee corbo
Pay attention, motherfucker.
elijah schaffer
Is I feel like our interactions were very cogent, very professional, collegiate.
And I still get to judge him.
But yes, but yeah, but it's personal choice of short, but I'll never judge him in terms of I feel like he's a very kind and nice person.
I've always felt like he treated me well publicly.
And I mean, he did like call me, you know, a rapist or something the other day, but but but but at the same time.
clint russell
That's where I draw the line.
unidentified
That's crazy.
clint russell
Don't call me rapist.
david lee corbo
There's a lot of things you can do, but don't call me rapist.
elijah schaffer
But that aside, but that aside, I feel like that's still like kind of his brand, right?
It's like Donald Trump calling someone a fat fucking lesbian or something.
It's like, you know, whatever.
You do you.
You know, I don't.
clint russell
No, he likes me.
david lee corbo
That's kind of your thing.
elijah schaffer
No, but I still think he's a very nice guy.
I think he's always been kind.
And people are like, I hate him.
But it's like, that's my point about the grifting I'm joking about.
But like, you don't have to actually deal with this person.
I have to meet them in person.
david lee corbo
You don't.
elijah schaffer
You're like, oh, I hate this person.
It's like, well, I see them twice a year.
So I have to keep a somewhat.
clint russell
No, I could beat him in person.
Look, I would tell Destiny to his face that I think that his lifestyle is fucking crazy.
And I think that he's being tortured by his own mistakes.
Also, I think he's a brilliant debater and he's wrong about everything.
unidentified
Well, this is the same thing about you're not taking his personal life.
elijah schaffer
That's why I don't like it.
It's like.
clint russell
No, I'm saying I think that he is suffering personally because of the decisions he's made in his personal life.
Yes, but he's not tapping it, I guess.
elijah schaffer
he's not a politician so it's like no do whatever you want I don't know what he's doing.
But that's my point.
I'm saying, like, you can just say, okay, yeah.
But when him and Milo debated, there's a lot of personal attacks that turned me off a lot.
And I don't think when people debate or talk and attack each other, it's really good.
Because, for instance, if he's wrong, ultimately, if you're a public person, well, yeah, but I feel like he's got it.
david lee corbo
He's got it.
elijah schaffer
This is why people think I'm like a cuck on these issues, but I'm not because I'm saying, like, yeah, but I've actually hung out with these people for like a week at a time and they were really cool to me and nice lovely.
And like, I'll let anyone burn them.
Go say what the fuck you want.
I don't care.
His people, you know, bomb my shit.
All these people that I talk, but basically, everyone I talk the nicest about on my shows are the most brutal and mean and terrible to me in the real world.
But I want you guys to know that's my character.
It's like, I'll publicly be kind to them and just, you know, okay.
david lee corbo
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
There's a lot of people that think that internet characters are demons in real life.
I know we talk about Laura Loomer sometimes.
We met Laura Loomer in person, and it's like, she's actually not this.
The internet, what I will say is the internet in her defense has taken her and twisted her into this like horrifying image.
top lobsta
I met her to herself.
david lee corbo
She's done it to herself, but there's actually quite a bit of Photoshop involved because when we saw her, she's petite.
She's a normal-looking person.
top lobsta
Atrocious views on the Jews.
david lee corbo
Which they were actually a lot of fun.
top lobsta
Yeah, but besides that, not.
clint russell
Hey, are you saying that she has atrocious views?
unidentified
I'm saying that I like Laura Loomer.
top lobsta
I like Destiny.
I like these people.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
clint russell
Yeah.
top lobsta
I completely disagree with them.
clint russell
They're cut from the same cloth as you.
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
I've asked you, motherfucker.
Victims, Muslims.
top lobsta
Muslims?
I've asked you to bring him on top of the story.
clint russell
They were deep cover of ISIS?
unidentified
Yeah.
top lobsta
Destiny would have a lot of fun with us on Tower Game.
clint russell
I think Destiny might if he was in the right mind space.
He is fucking spiraling right now.
So I don't want to fuck with him.
david lee corbo
I'm just going to say that people are spiraling because it's like, even with the Owen Benjamin thing, it's like when people think that he's spiraling, is he really?
Because you know what?
The effort that it takes to make a tweet.
You're sitting on the fucking toilet.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
I know, but I've actually been standing, squatting.
clint russell
Yo, I was on a space which he was streaming, so I got to see the video of Destiny, right?
Yeah.
The dude's not in a great space.
And that's okay.
I don't give a fuck.
God bless him.
elijah schaffer
As if we all are on the show.
clint russell
No, I'm in a great space.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just quit vaping.
elijah schaffer
I'm really in a great space.
clint russell
I just quit vaping myself.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Let me read a couple super chats here on the tennis match to a woman.
elijah schaffer
Real fast.
So Thomas Drake said, What the fuck is this actually real?
Noticer I am said top story bug chasers in Spain.
top lobsta
I don't know what that means.
clint russell
I don't know what he's talking about.
david lee corbo
I like it.
Megachumbus.
clint russell
Oh, in the 80s. Fred Russell cornered me in the bathroom demanding to suck my dick.
I was scared to tell anyone, but I can't let this go on.
What the fuck?
I was six years old and I fucking cornered you to suck your chicken.
david lee corbo
You should still be held accountable for the dicks you tried to suck.
clint russell
Well, look, if I'm six and I'm cornering you, you need to just deal with the fact that I think you need to apologize.
Yeah, you should apologize, honestly.
david lee corbo
Oh, okay.
unidentified
All right.
clint russell
I was six.
top lobsta
I believe it.
elijah schaffer
All right, Top, read the next one.
top lobsta
I can't read.
Rail reality.
He's actually the homie.
unidentified
Yes.
top lobsta
Appeal to the ideas that matter antichrist could bring the end of the world.
Why does Trump check some boxes?
Why nobody cares enough to take these things seriously?
I'm sure.
clint russell
Well, because a lot of us, what are you going to do to stop it if you do take it seriously?
That's my question for you, rail reality.
david lee corbo
No, we bask and we enjoy.
That's what we do.
If he's the antichrist, we enjoy.
elijah schaffer
Corn pop defense.
Go ahead, Raven.
david lee corbo
Can we all just take the time to acknowledge none of this gayness would be happening if Hitler won the war?
Appreciate Hitler.
I actually believe this show would not happen if Hitler won the war.
I agree with that whole lot.
top lobsta
I agree.
david lee corbo
And I'm surprised that you didn't have SS uniforms for us when we arrived.
I think that the next show, the next time we show up to do something, SS uniforms.
No?
top lobsta
Yes.
clint russell
As long as they're made by Hugo Boss.
david lee corbo
Hugo Boss, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Hugo Black.
david lee corbo
Elijah's got the budget.
elijah schaffer
No, we have $12 a year.
TH Conservative said, I'll still donate free speech, man.
Thank you, bro.
He'll said, most people I only like 50% of the time.
Yeah, including yourself, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
I like maybe even less than 50% of the time.
I hate myself 83% of the time.
top lobsta
13% of the people.
I'm the other way.
clint russell
83% of me, I love me, and then 17% not love.
david lee corbo
You disgust me.
elijah schaffer
Debt Rage and Cajun said, win show tonight.
david lee corbo
That's nice.
elijah schaffer
Trump turned to this is a good night.
We said we'd give the super chats to Brian up to $100.
clint russell
Yo, he threw 50 scrillers on us?
elijah schaffer
We capped it at 50.
We're at over 100.
So it's like, I see it's a 100%.
No, I said 100.
We'll cap it.
But Brian's the director switching the show tonight.
We said we would give him super chats tonight to help him make up for the shit that happened because he helped us set all this stuff up tonight.
david lee corbo
So we're like, yo, that's very nice of him.
elijah schaffer
Extra, extra super chats for the boy.
top lobsta
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he's getting that raise this week, which is kind of nice.
That's nice.
$1.
I won't even read that.
top lobsta
Some more respect on Brian's name.
clint russell
That's what we do.
On the best political show, we now have a minimum of five.
elijah schaffer
I think we should do at least a minimum of like five.
david lee corbo
Yeah, that's right.
elijah schaffer
Five to three on the show just because like the other things are fun, but it's like you know, if we're gonna talk like I mean, we could read it, but if like I'd rather talk about a few good super chats than not, so it's like we're gonna make like a hundred hundred and twenty bucks and like talk about the super chats.
Let's go on the ones that people want to like talk about.
david lee corbo
Yeah, yeah, if you're gonna do a dollar, what are you spending a dollar on?
Absolutely nothing.
clint russell
You know what's really crazy is like all these super chats, which like God bless.
I'm glad you guys are sending super chats.
I'm not getting paid a cent.
david lee corbo
That's nothing else.
clint russell
And the questions that I've answered tonight have absolutely ruined my career.
david lee corbo
Fuck it over.
clint russell
Liberty Lockdown is not the smartest business decision on my part, but you know what?
Fuck it.
elijah schaffer
We had a few more, though.
Doomsday Cracker.
david lee corbo
Doomsday.
elijah schaffer
Doomsday Cracker sent this.
Go to the full screen.
Top read this.
Here we go.
clint russell
Let's talk.
unidentified
Top one.
elijah schaffer
Here you go.
top lobsta
Dick Farton ass nigga is going to fart out they dick.
david lee corbo
Oh, he's not wrong.
Every single one of you, motherfuckers up here is a dick farting ass nigga.
Let's go.
And there I am.
I love it.
Beautiful.
clint russell
That's me, baby.
david lee corbo
That's me.
clint russell
Thank you, Doomsday.
elijah schaffer
Mermaid American said, You can stop acting gay, but you can't stop being gay.
No matter how much conservatives try to blame their faggotry on demons.
You know, I wait, go to this real fast screen.
david lee corbo
He's still gay.
elijah schaffer
So we have a joke, by the way, because he's like, there was this one.
david lee corbo
God damn it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, we'll fix that.
Turn this camera off and on, Mike, please.
david lee corbo
Mike got up and he was like, nah, fuck it.
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
There was this girl that was like, this is famous Reddit post where she's like, I found my fiancé's been like fucking men on Craigslist.
david lee corbo
Oh, terrible.
elijah schaffer
And like, I found his chat logs, and they're having like, I'm not getting into details here.
david lee corbo
Yeah, but sex.
elijah schaffer
Wild, like, fucking positions, everything.
And it's like the most graphic email threads.
david lee corbo
Go on.
elijah schaffer
And when I confronted him, he started choking me out and then cried and said that both the choking out and the fucking dudes was due to a demon called the theme, which possessed him.
unidentified
And I thought, look, whether you're doing that or something like that.
clint russell
I feel like you got to acquit.
elijah schaffer
Blame Betheme.
Just blame the theme.
If the glove doesn't shit, don't quit.
It's like, it's like, what happened?
I walked in here with my best friend.
It's like theme.
Betheme.
david lee corbo
The theme was fucking.
It was evening.
top lobsta
If you hoped to and spit, you're talking directly about Nephilim Desco.
We've given the people no representation of what we do on Nephilim Desco.
david lee corbo
I forgot that we did a show.
top lobsta
Yeah, this is what we talk about.
david lee corbo
We talk about demons.
top lobsta
Demons, full and sex demons.
elijah schaffer
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's me, by the way, I left.
clint russell
It is?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
clint russell
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Oh, that's you, really?
elijah schaffer
Like, several years ago.
david lee corbo
I thought it was fucking Milo.
clint russell
Dude, how did your hairline get better as you got older?
david lee corbo
Yeah, your forehead shrunk.
How'd you do that?
elijah schaffer
I don't think it was better.
clint russell
No, it's better, dude.
elijah schaffer
Is it better now?
david lee corbo
I've got like 16 inches of forehead.
I'd love to know what your secret is.
elijah schaffer
That was me.
I was full-on, blonde.
david lee corbo
You looked great, dude.
elijah schaffer
But I think I pulled it off because I'm wider than you.
clint russell
You did pull it off.
david lee corbo
You crushed it.
I just, you were like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was very gay, though.
david lee corbo
That's very gay.
elijah schaffer
I got hit on by men a lot during that period.
david lee corbo
Who would have thought?
elijah schaffer
I was an HM and died on cocaine.
david lee corbo
I was an HM.
Who'd have done it?
elijah schaffer
A couple dudes hit on me while buying cardigan.
What the fuck?
clint russell
What did that mean?
david lee corbo
The HM stands for me.
clint russell
I was on sexual crime.
I was high out of my mind on cocaine, and everyone's trying to get me to suck their dick.
unidentified
I don't know what's going on.
david lee corbo
Horsecomb?
unidentified
Gross.
david lee corbo
Yeah, really.
We want to answer horsecomb.
I can't answer that question, though.
I played the fifth.
clint russell
This show's insane.
unidentified
I like it.
It's good.
david lee corbo
No, this is Tower Gang adjacent.
I didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we are.
And somehow we like, you said, how do you keep like, how do you stay mainstream in this?
I don't know.
david lee corbo
That's a question.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
All right, a couple more here on locals.
We have this.
clint russell
What's the name of that fucking stupid comedy show?
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
Yo.
top lobsta
Elijah, I gave you one of those snakes.
My company.
david lee corbo
That's a great sticker.
That's a great sticker.
clint russell
That's me, bro.
elijah schaffer
Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, and also Mermaid American Toad is unironically the hottest tower game.
clint russell
Oh, fuck you, bitch.
elijah schaffer
Who's Toad?
david lee corbo
Toad gets more love than the rest of the...
Is he here?
Disrespectful.
elijah schaffer
By the way, very soon this is going to move, so we'll have a third seat here.
clint russell
Oh, dude, we can bring Toad.
He lives in fucking Massachusetts.
david lee corbo
I like that top got dark enough to disappear.
elijah schaffer
He's cutting them coke now.
To the rest of you guys here, we had a couple more.
Origami said, speaking of the libertarians, in the wise words of the late Jen Frank Zappa, I talk about an hour on the Tower of Power as long as I get a little golden shower.
Very nice, very nice.
Down here says, TH Conservative, 50%, you're right.
I'll guess in the only one.
Hey, still will support you, man.
Been watching this 2019 win show.
White Dudes for Kamala.
Hell yeah.
And then TJ Sherrod said, slightly tipsy laughing my ass off, but Destiny can go fornicate himself with a wire brush.
unidentified
Good God.
elijah schaffer
Also, Elijah, if you ever need remote IT-related work, hit me up.
TJ, nice to see you back here, bro.
Isn't it weird when you run a long time show that you start seeing people that are like around for like decades?
Like someone's like, yo, haven't talked to you in a while.
It's like, last time was 2017, you know?
unidentified
Good guy.
david lee corbo
That's nice to see him again.
elijah schaffer
That's later.
clint russell
So it's like probably fucking heaven.
That's what I'm saying.
unidentified
The only fans.
That's it.
That's what it was.
david lee corbo
In your face, nigga.
In your face.
top lobsta
What's that?
david lee corbo
Oh, heartbeat and white.
It's a B and White fucking card.
clint russell
Oh, it's a Costco card?
david lee corbo
You're attached to some wires, Elijah.
Be careful.
clint russell
Is there anything more white?
Like, I know we're never going to have a license that says, like, I'm a white man, but like a Costco card?
Oh, whoa, never mind.
david lee corbo
The iHeartbee and White card.
clint russell
I take it back.
elijah schaffer
So we'll do a closing out.
Let's go to Top First.
Plug your shit.
Top.
top lobsta
Yeah, you can get one of those with every purchase while supplies last.
But that's an RF ID blocking chip.
You can go to my website, toplopsa.com.
We got all the merch.
We do podcast merch.
We do racist merch.
We do fun stuff like that.
I own my own manufacturing.
Go to Nephilim Desk Squad.
If you're really interested in the serious stuff that we talked about here today, the demons, the fallen angels, the cultural decay.
That's what we handle there.
Tower Gang on Wednesday is very much like what you saw here, but not as good.
The quality is like way worse.
We don't have any cool monologues.
clint russell
We're not in person.
top lobsta
Yeah, there's no slightly gay people here.
unidentified
Yeah.
But if you want to hear racist stuff, we really hammer the racism.
top lobsta
Yeah, I take care of that.
unidentified
Thank you.
top lobsta
That's my plugs.
clint russell
At Liberty Lockpod on X. If you want to support my work, subscribe there.
I'll follow you back.
Liberty Lockdown is the show.
I also am a co-host on Tower Gang and a co-host on the best political show with Lukradowski, which goes live three days a week, 6 to 8 p.m. Eastern on Rumble.
It's all one word.
We are change.
I got a lot of plugs.
Basically, the best way that you can stay in touch with me is at Liberty Lockpod on X and then just get in the fucking know of what I'm doing because I'm doing a lot of shit.
elijah schaffer
And he will.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer, and my plug is www.blacked.com.
No, you can go to follow me on the description.
You watch the show.
Support us censored.
And by the way, I used to be a faggot, and here I am, Raven.
david lee corbo
Guys, if you like good-looking gay men, go to at David L. Corbo on Twitter.
You can also go to toplopsy.com, pick up some dope-ass merch, like this dangerous retard shirt, and go check out Nephilim Death Squad.
top lobsta
Brohemian Grove.
david lee corbo
Brohemian Grove.
Guys, go to Nephilim Death Squad.
clint russell
October?
david lee corbo
Yeah, it's in October.
It's made up of all the best content.
Elijah, we'd love to have you come out to it.
unidentified
I will.
elijah schaffer
I'm around.
david lee corbo
It's conspiracy.
It's political.
clint russell
It's kind of five-hour drive from here, but it's still fucking.
It's worth it.
david lee corbo
It's in Summerfield, Florida, guys.
You want to come and see some of your favorite political content creators?
clint russell
Leonardo Joni, perhaps Sam Tripoli or Owen Benjamin.
Maybe both.
Maybe they box in a ring.
unidentified
They're going to fucking be there to find out.
top lobsta
We're working on midget wrestling.
david lee corbo
We're working on a lot of we're definitely working on midget wrestling.
unidentified
Plus, their favorite fucking hype shit.
david lee corbo
That's not bad.
I like that.
Go to Nephilim Death Squad on YouTube and rumble.
And if you subscribe to us there, you'll be able to find out all the details as we update them.
clint russell
Boom, bitch.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
Guys, go to my screen here, real fast, Brian.
Don't forget to subscribe directly to censored TV.
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Let's get the ads out.
Let's give an ad-free show.
So, the CEO, Gavin, everyone told us, Hey, let's just give an ad-free show.
We'll just like make it possible.
It's like, let's give your people like, Hey, listen, if you're tracking the internet today, you know, some bullshit going on.
And they agree and know that, hey, we want to make sure Slightly Offensive has a good home here at Censored, despite whatever goes on.
And so, they gave us a show today, no ads, because they like you guys, love you guys.
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We're good.
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They love us.
They're very good people.
And we're very cool together.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you for watching Hitler's Son.
Numskin.
My hair's like, I think it looks good, dude.
unidentified
It looks nice.
elijah schaffer
Numbskin.
I'm not.
I'm not going to say that.
clint russell
Real shit, though.
If you aren't supporting Censored, is Censored.tv?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
clint russell
Censored.tv.
If you are not supporting this fucking network, you're a tuck-ass, you're like a dangerous retard, but not the good company.
david lee corbo
Not the good company.
top lobsta
It's crazy how all of my favorite people from like 2015, 2016 movement are kind of just being gathered in this one spot from Gavin.
elijah schaffer
All the irrelevant people.
clint russell
But no, You know, actually, like, the funny motherfucker.
top lobsta
You're the reason my life's fucked up.
clint russell
Exactly.
Except for Isabella.
Could do without her.
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
But it's not because of her.
david lee corbo
It's because it's a woman thing.
clint russell
Look, it's not perfect.
I actually like her.
unidentified
I'm just saying, like, she's a dick and was a dude.
clint russell
Would I want to listen to a female do a show?
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
One female, seven men and a Jew.
david lee corbo
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we're doing well.
Sign up there.
We'll see you there.
Anyway, I'm about to grab Raven's gun and blow my brains out.
So I'll see you guys later.
Anyway, the rest of you guys watching.
Thank you for supporting the show.
You guys have been absolutely amazing.
Just remember, Burma's not a country and the genocide there is justified.
Have a great rest of the night, as always.
unidentified
Why?
Why?
clint russell
Shots unnecessarily fired.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Bomb Gaza.
Have a good night.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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