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Aug. 13, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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First Person Diagnosed with COVID-MONKEYAIDS-POX | Guest: Clint Russell, TopLobsta & David Lee Cor..

So now we have even more to fear besides COVID — but a mixture of Monkeypox, and AIDS?! Sh*t is getting weird.. Also.. Trump went live on X today for the first time since getting banned off (then) Twitter, with Elon Musk as the host — what went down? Clint Russell, TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo join us tonight on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW TOPLOBSTA ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/TopLobsta ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/user/NephilimDeathSquad ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/TowerGangPod __ ⇩FOLLOW CLINT RUSSELL ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/LibertyLockPod ➤ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@LibertyLockdown ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/TowerGangPod __ ⇩FOLLOW DAVID LEE CORBO ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/DavidLCorbo ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/us..

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clint russell
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david lee corbo
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elijah schaffer
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top lobsta
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elijah schaffer
Well, the first person to be diagnosed with COVID, monkeypox, AIDS, flu, vaccine, anal warts, which have nothing to do with the previous, but the anal warts from the last time they were in the Bunker Buster, a piss on me only club in New York.
They got diagnosed with this crazy disease.
And I thought, you know, the internet is breaking.
People's literal, you know, rectums are becoming blown out.
It's a crazy time to be alive.
So I invited three men on with me tonight who have a lot of experience with being blown out.
The Nephilim Death Squad's on tonight.
I'll introduce it in just a few moments.
We've got a shit show for you.
It's Monday.
It's our first time trying a few guests in the new studio.
Of course, it's not finished.
It's sort of the set design right now is like watch your keys and your phone.
Basically, it's all black.
So we're going to actually be building upon it.
We're making sure we're representing crime statistics with our backdrops, but we appreciate you being patient with our pixie dust.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
It's approximately, my computer says 1:11 p.m., but I think that's the time in New South Wales.
But I have no idea.
Anyway, let's start the show.
unidentified
Oh, yes, sir.
elijah schaffer
Hey, turn on and off and on this camera real fast.
unidentified
Turn off and on on the Switchboard top.
Turn it on and off.
elijah schaffer
It's like off and on.
unidentified
focus I know.
elijah schaffer
I've been in a long time.
Brian, make sure that you're, I think I mentioned a few times, but we just got started.
So you have to launch the EOS magic lantern tools.
I think I mentioned that like maybe like 25 times so his camera isn't shut off, but we had a lot going on today.
It was absolutely crazy.
I'm still feeling sore after what happened.
My guests tonight are my guests tonight.
We have the Raven who's here from Nephilim Death Squad, as well as Clint Russell.
Yo.
And of course, the guy that you thought died in 9-11, Top Lobster.
He's the best pilot in Pakistan.
We mourn his loss.
So to introduce yourselves, I think it's really nice that we're back in studio, right, boys?
We're like, we're back together.
clint russell
We're hanging out.
elijah schaffer
It's nice.
We can only have technical problems, but not from across the country.
So we're here.
david lee corbo
There's a real sense of community.
I'm happy to be here and introduce yourself.
Piss on me only club.
Is that how it was put?
elijah schaffer
Yes, yes.
david lee corbo
I am Raven, one half of Nephilim Death Squad and host of Timeline Clints.
Very happy to be here.
clint russell
Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown, co-host of the best political show with Luke Radowski, and the co-co-co-co-co-host of Tower Gang with this piece of garbage.
I found his passport in the rubble of 9-11, and I was like, let's start a show.
david lee corbo
It's pristine.
clint russell
And this is how it happened.
top lobsta
Let me just say something.
You feel like I have these dresses.
unidentified
I do not like it here.
The wall.
top lobsta
Oh, wait a moment.
The walls are black.
There's a gun on the table.
That's my gun.
A guy with blonde.
It's a prop.
clint russell
It's not real YouTube.
top lobsta
That shit is weird.
I'm Top Lobster.
david lee corbo
Hi, guys.
top lobsta
Nice to meet you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Top Lobster.
Someone said my Callie's coming out.
So someone said, Gay Intro Back Win, which is absolutely fantastic.
So we got the boys back in town, and there's not really a lot we have to talk about tonight.
I mean, there is some insanity going on, but I thought we would start out with something kind of interesting because sometimes we talk a little bit about the world going to shit, right?
The fact that everything starts intersecting, right?
Sometimes you wake up and you're not only gaining weight, but you're also balding and you're depressed.
That's my life.
clint russell
But you just literally stay right here.
david lee corbo
You can just say my name.
clint russell
You can just say my name.
I'm right here.
No illusions necessary.
unidentified
Okay.
top lobsta
Clint's like, but I got a real big dick, so it's no matter.
david lee corbo
Giant dick.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
You can only have one beanie per podcast.
So we'll leave him here.
unidentified
What did that mean?
clint russell
I got it.
I claimed it.
elijah schaffer
It's like one tempo.
Not welcome.
david lee corbo
We asked him not to wear it.
elijah schaffer
Four boys, one beanie, right?
david lee corbo
Four boys, one beanie.
elijah schaffer
It's the new one.
top lobsta
You were discussing before.
I think he went into the bathroom or something.
And we're like, who's the most likely out of all four of us to get raped here?
And I said David for sure.
That was right.
david lee corbo
He just threw me up to it.
And then almost immediately, a DoorDash guy showed up.
And I was like, is this a DoorDash guy?
Did he order a stripper?
Because his energy was a little bit weird.
He was like, he came in and he was like, I'm so sorry, sir.
elijah schaffer
He was fucking.
You know what I mean?
So this is like so bad because I don't want to discriminate against anyone.
But like, he, you know, it's like the DoorDash driver came in.
He's a really nice guy.
I hope he's watching this.
He asked what the podcast was.
Very nice guy.
david lee corbo
You told him.
elijah schaffer
And because I told him the name of the podcast, I'm going to leave the description at that, you know?
So he was great.
He was fantastic.
top lobsta
I liked him a lot.
elijah schaffer
He was like the best I've ever had.
I hope he's the same guy again.
top lobsta
On the walk back from that, me and Elijah just walked back with the liquor like real downtrodden.
I was like, that was sad, right?
And he was like, that was really sad.
I'm sorry if you're watching, but I was like, this is like, then we started to have a slight philosophical conversation.
I was like, is this all there is to life for these people?
david lee corbo
Yeah, those are the worst conversations.
elijah schaffer
It was an elitist shit question, but I will say this.
The craziest part was it was McDonald's that we were bringing back.
top lobsta
Yes, McDonald's.
david lee corbo
Which is elitist.
Piggyback out of all of it.
elijah schaffer
Which is crazy.
Now, okay, we got a big show for you guys today.
A very big show.
Okay.
This is going to be bigger than you've ever seen in your life before.
This is going to be like before your girlfriend got blacked bigger.
Like, right?
This is what we're talking about.
But I want to play this because this clip is not only going to test the software to see if we can hear sound live, but I also want to check to see this.
Because look, let's bring this Asian on the screen here for a second.
unidentified
So she came out and she straight up said, That was a rough translation.
How dare you?
No, no, no.
So, like, oh, whoa, okay.
elijah schaffer
But she came out and she, this is from Channel 7, Los Angeles, where I'm from.
Check this out.
unidentified
Watch.
An Italian man is believed to be the first patient diagnosed with monkeypox, COVID-19, and HIV all at the same time.
Previously, it was not believed that monkeypox and COVID infections could happen simultaneously, but the man tested positive for COVID last month after returning from a trip to Spain.
Well, he then went to a hospital seeking treatment for a rash, which turned out to be monkeypox.
He was treated for both of those viruses and sent home to isolate.
He was also placed on a combination anti-retroviral therapy that he will need to take for life because of the HIV.
elijah schaffer
Hello, I'm Mark Brown.
unidentified
Get more great ABC7 content by clicking the subscribe button.
top lobsta
It's kind of crazy that, like, I like, so HIV is like the that's the one thing on there.
I was like, so what?
Like, that's like not a big deal.
david lee corbo
It makes a lot of sense because Italians are the blacks of the whites, right?
Like, if you had to say who out of the whites is black, it's Italians.
So the whole monkeypox HIV thing kind of checks out.
clint russell
I mean, I'm just confused because I thought Richard Simmons had died a couple weeks ago, but this has to be him, right?
top lobsta
I think it's a black guy.
elijah schaffer
Can we just say this?
Like, you know, Gen Z has pronouns, right?
Millennials have trauma, you know, stories.
But like, let's talk about the fact of like, who's the generation that gets like the type of illnesses, right?
This is like you have ailments, you have illnesses.
david lee corbo
Boomers.
It's boomers.
Boomers.
elijah schaffer
And I got to say this.
We talk about them, you know, taking away our destiny, our future, spending it on their trips.
But I got to say, what a fucking hell of a ride that was.
Like, imagine it's like, oh, I came back.
I threw up in Mexico.
And like, I saw some boobs on like, you know, maybe, you know, in a strip club.
You're calling them boobs, so you already had a lame time.
And it's like, this guy's like, yo, yo, yo.
clint russell
You have no idea what I've been into.
elijah schaffer
I have monkeypox, AIDS, and COVID-19.
That guy, shoot, man.
What were you doing?
top lobsta
That guy lives where I live.
I live by the villages.
unidentified
100%.
top lobsta
Yo, these guys, the boomer generation, they fuck.
unidentified
These guys fuck.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie to you, though.
What the fuck is monkeypox?
top lobsta
They're having more fun than what does it do?
david lee corbo
I've never looked into it.
unidentified
I love that.
clint russell
The one thing obviously a homosexual guy on the panel.
unidentified
I have no idea.
david lee corbo
What's monkeypox?
unidentified
He doesn't protest too much.
Listen, so you're telling me people have anal sex with each other?
clint russell
What?
david lee corbo
Hey!
That's where monkeypox comes from.
Monkeypox comes from butt sex?
unidentified
Yeah, dude.
Is it really?
david lee corbo
What does it have to do with monkeys?
elijah schaffer
Oh, ADPs.
top lobsta
I got to get tested.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
david lee corbo
I might have monkeypox.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
clint russell
I mean, if you're going to, if you're going to rack up the national debt to the tune of 35 trillion, you shit.
david lee corbo
You just became financial.
clint russell
You would think that the boomers could do better than just like, I'm going to take a cruise through the Panama Canal.
unidentified
Like, that's not enough.
clint russell
I like this guy because at least he's doing it big, right?
top lobsta
Yeah, you misunderstand the boomers.
The boomers.
All they care about, like, if you look at, you're talking about all the monetary finances, all they want to do is they all, yeah, they just want to fucking 100%.
Yeah.
Go to the villages, highest SED rate in the world.
elijah schaffer
For what villages?
david lee corbo
Oh, it's in Florida.
Man, yeah.
clint russell
You know, the number one thing they consume.
david lee corbo
We should take Elijah to.
Yeah, they do.
unidentified
Really?
clint russell
Yep.
david lee corbo
What age bracket is the best.
clint russell
It's like water, Viagra.
That's neck and neck.
That's what they're doing.
top lobsta
55 to death.
david lee corbo
Okay, so that makes a lot of sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so one thing I want to bring up with this, though, that I think is fantastic is.
top lobsta
Are you a Christian?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
One thing I want to bring up on this is fantastic.
Hey, I told you guys we're coming back to South Florida and we're going to do three things.
We're going to open up a studio, have in-person guests, and day.
Did it?
We are there.
clint russell
And discover what monkeypox is.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that was the thing.
I was in RNC and the quartering was like sitting down at a table and I was like, had to go bend under him.
And it sounds bad to put a charger in.
And he's like, this isn't a beating the gay allegations.
I said, allegations.
david lee corbo
Allegations.
top lobsta
These are facts.
david lee corbo
What do you make of that, by the way?
elijah schaffer
I'm excited right now.
But all I wanted to say was like, I'm laughing at all this stuff because when I was seen about the world, I mean, I'm not trying to get too serious and sappy here.
But what I said when we'd bring it was, is that I feel like we've gotten to a point where you're not special anymore for being an outcast or an outsider.
Like, it's kind of like straight.
I mean, everyone's like, oh, everyone's against the straight white males.
The biggest victims now are gay dudes because they're the ones, they're not, they don't, they're not bi.
They're not trans.
They don't have pronouns.
They're just gay dudes.
Well, they're just, they're out.
They're out because even then, it's like, well, they get AIDS, so they're special.
No, but you got to get monkeypox.
Oh, well, they could too, but also COVID.
And you got to have the money to do that.
unidentified
So it's like, this is a crazy pitch.
elijah schaffer
Let them go.
So what I'm saying is we live in a really difficult world now where all we have left is perhaps fake rape charges.
And, you know, I'm saying to be special, you got to amber hurt people, right?
unidentified
Right.
david lee corbo
You got to shit on their pillows.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You got to poop on their pillows.
I mean, we're talking about piss, piss stories.
Like, there's not a lot you can really do to like be special anymore or unique.
top lobsta
What's a nigga got to do?
unidentified
Yeah.
david lee corbo
What am I going to do stand out?
unidentified
I'm sorry.
clint russell
You can't really.
unidentified
I apologize for that.
david lee corbo
What's very clear is nobody knows what the fuck monkeypox is.
So I asked you guys directly.
elijah schaffer
It's because it's a virus that creates postules, right?
It creates like a rational, wherever its entrances, but it can develop on your forearms.
Like if you get like this seminal fluid open wounds around your eyelids, it depends on how hard you go.
Yeah, if you're getting blasted into the pasted, then you're getting it everywhere.
david lee corbo
Is this God's wrath?
Is that what this is?
unidentified
Now it's a homosexuality.
clint russell
No, that was AIDS.
top lobsta
What it is.
elijah schaffer
Someone having sex with an animal and then having sex with men and then men having sex with women and then it transfers.
top lobsta
Are we allowed to say what monkeypox literally is on this platform?
unidentified
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
top lobsta
It's what it is.
It's vaccined up gay people.
david lee corbo
Vaccine-induced AIDS.
top lobsta
Yes, whose immune system is super low.
Then has gay sex.
clint russell
That's a hell of argument.
top lobsta
That's true.
Then have gay sex and it's very raw.
It's shit, blood, and cum all mixed together all the time.
david lee corbo
We're talking occult magic.
clint russell
Well, we're going to be deleting this from you.
david lee corbo
Oh, 100%.
100%.
I didn't know that, I'm getting, I'm fucking erect.
top lobsta
Remember how else I wrecked?
clint russell
This is very sexual.
david lee corbo
Hard as a rock right now.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm enjoying this.
Okay, but seeing that.
Speaking of that, I also got to say, can we go to the screen here?
I've been in LA a very long term.
Too long, actually.
That's why I'm the way I am.
But why is this guy's last name Brown?
You know what I mean?
Like, why is the black people always have their last name?
Like, honestly, guy is like a rogue game commercial.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what it is.
top lobsta
Yo, this guy's name.
His last name should be black.
Look at how black this dude is.
david lee corbo
Yeah, oh, very dark.
elijah schaffer
The guy on the Cine camera.
All right, let me take this off.
clint russell
It's like Leroy Brown.
elijah schaffer
Take it off.
clint russell
No, you're black, brother.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to bring up something else here that we're going to talk about tonight.
clint russell
Can we talk real quick about Tim Dylan's take on the boomers?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, sure.
Why was that?
david lee corbo
I like the boomers.
elijah schaffer
Can we talk about how the color blue turns into gray when you put any crayons on one paper?
Like, yeah, transfer topics.
david lee corbo
What the fuck you want, dude?
clint russell
Go ahead.
I feel like Tim Dylan goes a little hard in the paint on the boomers, particularly given that he made it.
top lobsta
I see why Luke doesn't like you now.
I don't like it.
What he just did to Elijah.
clint russell
What do you mean?
I'm fucking, I'm tangenting him.
unidentified
I'm fucking cool.
david lee corbo
I'm replaying.
Go.
Let him cook.
Go.
unidentified
Cook.
Cook.
clint russell
All right.
So Elijah, or excuse me.
Tim Dylan talks about how the boomers, they've basically ruined everything because they're selfish.
And they all have this ego about them because they bought a house in 1985 and now they're all millionaires because every house is worth a million bucks and they paid off their house and they think they're fucking geniuses and they're not.
They're idiots.
And that's all true.
So Tim's right about that.
But they took advantage of the system in front of them.
They came out the other end millionaires.
They're fucking living their best life.
They're going to die soon.
Like, also, they birthed us to have a little love.
That's all I'm going to say.
What do you think?
elijah schaffer
The boomers?
So, here's the deal.
So, boomers ruined my life personally.
Like, destroyed it.
david lee corbo
How fucking dare you?
unidentified
You know what this is?
clint russell
There's the fucking door.
unidentified
Leave.
top lobsta
Elijah.
Elijah, what just happened here is the dude that's like, can we calm it down with the Jewish?
david lee corbo
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
top lobsta
And then he's Jewish.
He's like, can we calm it down with the boomer shit?
unidentified
And he's like, basically a boomerang.
elijah schaffer
My best part is everyone's like, let's talk about the Trump rally.
Let's go ahead and talk about the comments online.
Let's go into the overview.
And I'm just like, dude, let's talk about monkeypox, blood play, and boomers.
unidentified
Okay.
david lee corbo
That's what the people want.
elijah schaffer
Well, and but my point is, I don't even care.
We talk about whatever we want.
But no, I'll say with boomers here.
Here's what I think.
This is really controversial.
And Mike will understand this too.
Is that like one of my gripes with one of my gripes with younger men or young people is there's a lot of times when I was like 21, 22, people are really outward focused, right?
Everyone's judging each other, right?
clint russell
So everyone's like, where's the personal responsibility?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but everyone's always judging each other and like thinking about how everyone else is not doing what they need to, everyone's this or that.
When as you get older, you realize I've got to focus on my family, myself, my relationship with God.
Like I've got to improve what I can.
And a lot of times I see like, you know, they'll get really like upset about random things.
But a lot of these guys, you know, like people will judge people when they haven't been in the circumstance.
Like someone will, for instance, judge Jews for their way they handle money.
But have you ever been around that kind of money and had a nose that big?
No, I'm just kidding.
But have you, have you, but have you ever been that kind of money?
Meaning, meaning, like, it's really easy to judge, for instance, you know, Tiger Woods, fucking a young bitch.
But have you ever had hundreds of millions of dollars and been in that situation?
clint russell
Like, have you ever come from multi thousands of years of generations of families that own banks?
No, I didn't think so.
unidentified
So you don't know what it's like.
You don't know what it's like.
david lee corbo
You drink baby blood.
You don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
top lobsta
No, no, but what I meant to give the quartering a hand job under a table at the RNC, you don't fucking know.
elijah schaffer
You have no idea.
No, I love that guy.
He's a great guy.
What I bring this up is I'm saying I try to think of that with boomers.
Sometimes we judge them, but if you were handed the ultimate, you know, hierarchical, like they took a hierarchical pedigree society, and in their generation, it was transitioned away from pedigree and hierarchy into equity.
And so even if they didn't earn it, they got the cream of the crop.
They got the top.
And so they came in and it's like.
clint russell
They top-ticked society.
david lee corbo
Do they have no idea?
elijah schaffer
They took everything.
So humans had never been presented that in all of history.
And then they came in and just took advantage of everything and just said, fuck it.
Like they started teaching us that they could kick us out at 18.
Like families ended when you turned 18.
Like there was no lineage and destiny.
clint russell
The best thing about boomers is that they had everything handed to them.
All they had to do was buy a house in 1985 and they were going to be super wealthy.
And they still couldn't keep their marriages together.
They were still so selfish.
They're just like, I don't give a fuck.
This is the.
And guess what?
I'm going to be super rich.
I'm going to be the last person that ever has a decent income job because I'm Caucasian and everything.
Everything else from here on out is going to minorities.
But I'm still not going to help you out, son.
Sorry, this is getting personal.
I'm talking about myself.
david lee corbo
I love boomers, by the way.
unidentified
I love them.
I don't know.
top lobsta
It's that experiment with the hamsters, but you just did it with fucking.
david lee corbo
You put them in your ass?
top lobsta
No, like they let them be luxurious and then their society crumbles.
david lee corbo
It's what they did with rat paradise.
top lobsta
Yeah, it's what they did with the boomers.
And it's like, you know, it's not their fault, right?
clint russell
This actually ties in perfectly to the Trump Elon space.
If you want me to tangent again or two.
david lee corbo
Did you listen to it?
clint russell
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I listened to all the Trump comments.
david lee corbo
Go ahead.
clint russell
Okay.
So the part that I wanted to bring up that reminds me of a boomer is Trump, once again, not tripling, not quadrupling, 1,000thing down on the bottom of the city.
david lee corbo
It was the greatest assassination attempt.
clint russell
No, no, no, for how we handled COVID.
elijah schaffer
That was a scrap of voice.
unidentified
I know, every time I do it, 600 million.
clint russell
But he's going hard in the paint, wanting credit again for the lockdowns.
I just couldn't believe it.
It was the most boomer thing I've ever seen in my life.
top lobsta
We just did two hours with you, and I like inferred hard that I was like, Trump may be the Antichrist.
And then I listened to him talk, and I was like, I fucking love this guy, man.
Yeah, I really do like it.
david lee corbo
He's captivating.
He's got a charm about it.
top lobsta
A lot of it's bullshit, but I'm like, he's just so great.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie to you.
Elon is hard to fucking listen to.
Elon is really hard to listen to.
clint russell
Elon's fun.
Trump's fun.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Can we also say this too with Elon?
I love how Elon reminds us that you can fuck whoever you want, do whatever you want as long as you got money.
Like Elon just gets caught in scandals and affairs like every other week.
It's like, hey, you know, you had to cadruplets with a 19-year-old chick.
He's like, repopulate the earth.
You know, so like he gets away with it.
But I also think it's kind of funny, too, because it's kind of like him.
And then what's that the guy that does the same set as this that is like from MIT, but he's not from MIT?
david lee corbo
Oh, Lex Friedman.
He's got me fucking blocked.
I don't even know why.
I never said anything to the dude.
elijah schaffer
I doubt that.
But I also say, you know, I think it's kind of, it's kind of weird because you go down and like you look at him too, and he's not really talented.
He's just astroturfed.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You know, these.
top lobsta
I'm just going to ask you, like, because he's the most boring motherfucker I ever borrowed.
elijah schaffer
And I'm like, in your professional opinion, like professional opinion with my five people watching the show.
I'll say this.
I got into this because, like, from the very beginning, I felt that everyone was very untalented.
unidentified
That's insane.
elijah schaffer
And everything they did was mediocre.
And I thought, I'm capable of that.
david lee corbo
I'm capable of mediocrity.
top lobsta
Yeah.
david lee corbo
Put that on a fucking shirt.
top lobsta
The first time we were on Elijah Schaefer's show, that's exactly what I thought.
And I was like, I can do this.
elijah schaffer
I could do that.
david lee corbo
It's very inspiring.
elijah schaffer
I'm not good at this and I suck.
I should start a podcast.
But I'm not even joking.
It's like everything was bad.
And it remains terrible, but that's kind of the beauty of it all.
clint russell
You know, the crazy thing is, though, even as a mediocre white man, which I'm that too, we're still better than everybody.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
As he chews on his fucking, what is his name?
david lee corbo
The Zeno.
unidentified
Hey, listen.
clint russell
I will say, and I didn't say a lot.
top lobsta
That's 100% accurate.
I will say, listen, they're talking to themselves right now.
We belong to this conversation.
That's the only thing that's desperate.
I agree.
We were in the top 200 in podcasts.
david lee corbo
Which doesn't even make any fucking sense.
We're in the top 200 of comedy podcasts.
We beat Seth Meyers on the family.
Motherfucker.
top lobsta
Clint.
Fuck you, Clint, for inferring that.
david lee corbo
Yeah, how dare you.
top lobsta
That's rude of you.
unidentified
How dare you.
david lee corbo
But Lex Friedman.
clint russell
I mean, superior to you guys.
By the din of my creation.
david lee corbo
No, because he thinks fucking height is indicative of superiority.
unidentified
He's not wrong, and it's what fucking upsets me.
elijah schaffer
But can we talk about tallness here?
david lee corbo
I'd rather you not.
I'd rather you guys.
elijah schaffer
So real fast, are you guys fans of the Rizzler and Big Justice or anyone here?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never heard of Brominal.
We bring the boom!
david lee corbo
That's what we do.
We bring the boom.
unidentified
You fucking know that.
clint russell
That's true.
Is this the Costco guys?
david lee corbo
Yes, the fucking Costco guys.
elijah schaffer
Put some respect on it.
You know, I'm not saying where that is because you guys do your own research, but the Costco they go to is like, they live next to me.
We're neighbors.
david lee corbo
He's like, we shop at the same Costco.
unidentified
No big deal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, whatever.
We're like, we're not bragging here.
I shop at the same Costco.
100%.
top lobsta
He's humble bragged us a bunch of times since we've been here, and that was the biggest point.
david lee corbo
When I fucking said hello to him, he patted me on the top of the head.
unidentified
You got a Costco card?
david lee corbo
What's happening?
Hey, I'm a Sam's Club kind of guy.
elijah schaffer
Mike actually suggested every day put like a double choke chocolate cookie under our trap and try to capture them.
clint russell
To catch a fat Italian kid is buy one of those cookies and smash it on his head, but then go viral on TikTok.
Just say, boom, right now.
david lee corbo
Do it to homeless people.
elijah schaffer
Just walk around, shoot him, take him out.
unidentified
Boom!
That's what we do.
We hit them.
Boom!
elijah schaffer
Nothing's more American than just taking someone out of the joke.
Shooting a fucking man in the chest.
We're not condoning violence.
unidentified
It's a joke.
david lee corbo
Yeah, what about the Rizzler, though?
You brought up the Rizzler.
elijah schaffer
What about the Rizzler?
clint russell
Wait, is the Rizzler another character?
elijah schaffer
The Rizzler is another character.
Yeah, obese child.
Yeah, do you have it?
top lobsta
Let him go.
elijah schaffer
Okay, okay.
top lobsta
What does this have to do?
Can we talk about tall?
elijah schaffer
No, I want to talk about this.
I want to talk about the fact that even fat white kids are known to be Chads because of whiteness.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And about tallness, I'm going to get into the fact that you're not going to be able to do that.
clint russell
Even morbidly obese Italians.
elijah schaffer
I found out something.
I found out like deep, deep lore about them.
I'm saying, do you ever do it?
top lobsta
They go, they're Jewish?
Don't tell me they're Jewish.
david lee corbo
No, they're Italian.
clint russell
No, they're Italian.
elijah schaffer
100%.
david lee corbo
Sicilian, specifically.
elijah schaffer
You bite your back jaw, right?
Do this?
Like, bite your back jaw.
david lee corbo
Is it working?
unidentified
Does it look cool?
elijah schaffer
It's the Rizzler face.
david lee corbo
We just do that for the next 15 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Top Lovs has got it.
david lee corbo
I'm too fat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, you're not.
You got it.
I'm too fat, too, but it doesn't matter.
All right.
So I found out.
So everyone's like, oh, they're Italian.
They're Italian.
david lee corbo
Right, right, right.
elijah schaffer
But you know, I'm not like, again, I don't care if people really find out where the studio is.
It's just like, I don't want to just say it, but it's a very Jewish area.
That's all I'm saying.
That was very Jewish area.
It's a very Jewish area.
unidentified
You said too much.
david lee corbo
You said too much.
top lobsta
It's very Jewish.
A lot of people think that Florida is the Garden of Eden and this place might be it because a lot of Jews think that.
That's why they're here.
david lee corbo
That's why they're coming here.
And they'll never fucking bomb Florida.
elijah schaffer
It's the Garden of Goldman.
All right, but it turns out that Big Justice's, you know, mom, her maiden name is Jewish, so she is technically all the kids are Jews.
So I thought they were Jewish.
And it turns out that they're Jewish.
They were Italian, but I think they're Jewish.
It's like Goldman or something was her maiden name because everyone's like, oh, it's whatever.
You know, it's Italian.
And I was like, they just come across it.
They're good with money, good with branding.
They know how to sell media.
And they have curly hair.
And the mom has big boobs.
So I was like, this sounds like a Jewish.
top lobsta
He's a hawk too.
That bitch is Jewish, too.
elijah schaffer
I think that was fake.
top lobsta
I still like it.
david lee corbo
I fucking like that.
94% confused.
clint russell
Every Jewish chick I've ever known gives incredible heads.
top lobsta
Wow.
david lee corbo
Wow.
Crazy big tits.
elijah schaffer
Including Top.
unidentified
Wait, what?
The Scrops and Technology.
clint russell
For the record, the Boom guys, I hated them beforehand.
So the fact that they're Jewish doesn't change anything.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie.
I love them because, look, it's just a fucking Jewish dude making content with his kids.
I like that.
I go, oh, okay.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
clint russell
Do you like the fact that he's monetizing the morbid obesity of his son?
david lee corbo
I don't like that, but some kids are just fucking chunky.
clint russell
No, You know, somebody's not a kid.
unidentified
No, kids is just that.
david lee corbo
No kids is just chunky.
clint russell
That kid is enormous.
top lobsta
Yeah, it's like abuse at that point.
unidentified
It could be abuse, but I mean, he's literally monetizing his son getting fatter.
elijah schaffer
I just like the Rizzler?
clint russell
Yeah, whoever the fat kid is.
I don't know if you guys know.
david lee corbo
The Rizzlers are young.
unidentified
You know these people.
clint russell
I don't know who Rizler's.
elijah schaffer
No, he's really invested.
david lee corbo
They just.
elijah schaffer
I had it explained to my wife Dequavia's pork pay the other day.
Do you even know what Dequavia's pork pay is?
david lee corbo
Yeah, I know what Dequavia's pork pay is.
It's a guy.
Well, I know that there's a guy that goes around to fucking convenience stores.
He's like, do you take Dequavia's pork pay?
unidentified
And the guy's like, yeah.
clint russell
I've seen these videos in the wild, but I'm not on TikTok very long.
david lee corbo
No, not on TikTok.
I saw it on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
I trade my personality for TikTok.
I do want to say this.
A couple of the super chats that are in Duke of Meme.
david lee corbo
Who's this homosexual nigga?
elijah schaffer
Duke of Meme says, no reason to waste time.
Let's talk about Milo and allegations that he has against the American first figures.
I'm not going to get into that.
I'm not in a Groyper War.
That's not my thing.
I'm going to get you guys this thing either, right?
clint russell
Milo follows me on Twitter, so I can confirm every claim he's about to make 100% accurate.
Do I know that for a fact?
unidentified
Yes.
clint russell
No.
top lobsta
It is really cool that he just started following us, and now we're hanging out with you.
And I'm just going to say, Milo, I think you're gay.
I think you're still gay.
david lee corbo
Yeah, I think he's still gay.
top lobsta
Honestly, you said you repented, but the behavior lately.
clint russell
I mean, the behavior is homosexual.
david lee corbo
Look, you can stop sucking dicks and still have to figure out the cattiness, right?
Like, it's not all at once.
top lobsta
Does it ever mean that?
clint russell
He still talks like that.
He's like, well, you thought you were the top bitch, but the big cats in town.
He'll do an emoji of a cat's dog.
And I'm like, that's not straight, right?
david lee corbo
He's still working.
clint russell
I don't need any straight dude that talks like that.
david lee corbo
I'm just saying it doesn't happen all at once, probably.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, you know.
clint russell
I love him, though.
He's one of my favorite political commentators of all time.
And I'm not exactly.
elijah schaffer
But if he claims that he's changed his life, then I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt as anyone else.
And I would say this.
I always give God power over people.
clint russell
Not when it comes to being that gay.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay.
unidentified
But I put a limitation on the side.
elijah schaffer
I try to take the benefit of the doubt and say, I'm kidding.
If people are claiming to be changed, I say give them the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.
So if someone's saying, hey, I made changes in my life and I'm trying to do what's right, then I'd say all the power to you, which is why Britney Griner is another fellow dude that I like that is now standing up for the national anthem.
And I wrote, tweet this out today.
We should always support fellow dudes who have changed their life and are trying to do right.
So Britney Griner and me, but that's what I meant.
We got to stop talking shit on people and start being a little bit more of like supportive, right?
I'm not even joking with this.
We got to be supportive.
If there's a sodomy clock and stuff going on, and I'm saying sodomy clock?
I'm saying in a nice way, if somebody comes out and says that they've changed their life and they're making better decisions, look, that we need to give them grace and then give them a sodomy.
david lee corbo
What's a sodomy clock, right?
clint russell
He's just throwing shit.
david lee corbo
He's just saying fucking words, isn't he?
He's just saying shit.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I don't know.
unidentified
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
On a Twitter account today called Sodomy Clock, and it was like, it was like, you got me.
I don't know why.
clint russell
What does this mean?
elijah schaffer
It was like, it was called Sodomy Clock.
And it was like basically tracking Lindsey Graham and people or something.
And it was like the last time they've been publicly confirmed to have been sodomized or sodomized somebody.
So it was called sodomy clock.
top lobsta
It's a great question.
unidentified
That's a great question.
david lee corbo
I'm sorry I brought it up.
top lobsta
The sodomy clock does matter.
This is addressing Milo again.
And I like Milo.
I don't care what he did to you.
It was fucked up, but I do like you.
But the sodomy clock should be addressed because there is a certain amount of time that your asshole needs to heal before I can consider you not gay.
david lee corbo
Yeah, before Sphincter elasticity is restored.
unidentified
Yeah, that's it.
clint russell
By his own detailing of it, he ran through hundreds of black men.
So I feel like hundreds of years.
top lobsta
Sodomy clock.
clint russell
Dozens of years, I would think.
elijah schaffer
I don't really know.
clint russell
I don't know.
But let me just say real quick, because I have been doxxed personally.
david lee corbo
I've been sodomized.
clint russell
And I take very seriously the doxing allegations and the activity that...
david lee corbo
I was doxed recently, yeah.
clint russell
Milo is promising to dox the higher ups in the, I don't know, like the lower people or whatever.
He said like the top 25, like America first, whatever.
elijah schaffer
I don't know how that works.
Are they all Anon?
Is that what that is?
unidentified
I guess.
clint russell
I don't know anything about it.
top lobsta
Can he even do this?
I kind of like the throw.
david lee corbo
Is he a hacker?
clint russell
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know how to do it.
clint russell
He used to be involved with the organization, so maybe he knows the organization.
unidentified
No!
clint russell
That's not what I'm saying.
But let me just say this.
If he's doing that to these people, that sucks.
However, this is the caveat.
My understanding is that Nick Fuente has bragged about how these people would help him in doxing others.
So my belief is that once you are a doxer, there is no doxing protection.
You are now fair game forevermore.
So that's how I evaluate.
top lobsta
Forever?
They do some fucked up shit online.
You doxed it.
clint russell
You get doxed.
top lobsta
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
But they do some fucked up shit online.
They flooded my account with like 15,000 followers and then like somehow pulled it out just to fuck with my algo for a week because I got into something.
elijah schaffer
I said Spanish popular because groipers.
That's an interesting argument.
By the way, I've lost.
Here's all say this is I so I'm not involved in that in any way, right?
Personally.
So like they've got their own beefs and whatever they'd like.
And I don't want to get involved in that.
But I will say, you know, ultimately speaking, I think the best thing politically for me has always been just minding my own damn business.
You know what I mean?
Like, and that business involves trilateral, multilateral, multi-level marketing.
You know what I mean?
clint russell
So, so it's like, this is not just a pyramid scheme.
He explained as we walked in.
top lobsta
He's like, do you want to buy it?
david lee corbo
I was fucking blown away.
clint russell
He's like, you can get on the ground floor.
He's like, I've been saying that for five years.
He's like, everyone keeps buying in.
They're such idiots.
david lee corbo
As soon as he walks, he's like, I'll train you.
You train somebody else.
That's the way it goes.
clint russell
No, you hire five more.
elijah schaffer
I meant more like I have no, I have no personal issues with him or anything or any problems.
And I think that all the things that are there, it's like if he has problems with other people and they have problems, that's fine.
But I have no problems with Fuentes, no problems with Milo, no problems with any of those things.
clint russell
Doesn't it seem like these two like he would date Milo at some point?
top lobsta
They should be friends.
david lee corbo
I feel like they should get along.
unidentified
Don't you get that energy?
clint russell
Like they should be in the shit.
elijah schaffer
That would be a very toxic.
That'd be a very toxic relationship.
unidentified
Yeah.
clint russell
I'm just going to say that.
I feel like I had him hit him up.
david lee corbo
I think that I modeled my, I saw Milo and I was like, he's going to immediately went having fun.
And I got my hair.
top lobsta
You'd be the top in the relationship, but he'd hit you way more.
david lee corbo
Oh, yeah.
top lobsta
Yeah, for sure.
clint russell
Punch.
elijah schaffer
This is unsettling.
david lee corbo
I do feel like you guys should be getting along.
I don't like this.
I don't like this beef.
There's no reason to do it.
elijah schaffer
There's no beef between us.
unidentified
That's good.
elijah schaffer
There's no beef.
unidentified
We're bad beef.
elijah schaffer
We are.
We are very good.
We are very good.
And I'm happy to know.
Oh, he's a good person.
david lee corbo
Oh, look, Clint's frozen.
He looks surprised.
elijah schaffer
Wait, have we still not run the software?
david lee corbo
People like that look so stupid.
top lobsta
Brian, run the software.
elijah schaffer
And we still don't run the software.
unidentified
Hey, we're bad.
There you go.
david lee corbo
Manual focus.
unidentified
Manual focus.
That's his name.
david lee corbo
That's his name.
Keep it at the bottom.
Because he's Manuel Focus.
elijah schaffer
So, no, And I have a rule on my shows, and I will never have beef nor will ever talk poorly of any colleagues or ex-colleagues in my life.
That's like a very, a very, very strong point.
clint russell
That's really everywhere.
unidentified
I like that.
clint russell
I would make that promise, and I will never keep it.
I think beef.
david lee corbo
I don't like beef.
I don't like beef between content.
elijah schaffer
I prefer chicken.
I prefer chicken.
We're all good.
We're all very, we're all nice.
I think we're all good.
Speaking of this, go to my screen here real fast, please.
Sir, though, I don't know.
Sir Thomas.
Sir, though.
Sir Thomas Drake said, came for the title, been watching illiguerers since the St. Floyd riots.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
clint russell
Can I just one more comment on the spaces?
Because I did listen to a bunch of it.
For those audience, we say.
top lobsta
They specifically said no news.
There's okay.
clint russell
Well, there's a big space tonight that's like it's it is pertinent.
A lot of people would like to know our thoughts on it.
It was Elon Musk and Donald Trump, obviously.
For those that don't know, that's they did like a two-hour space conversation.
The major takeaway I had is that Elon, doing what no journalist has done so far, really pressed Donald Trump on, are you upset with the Secret Service's protection detail on your algorithm?
elijah schaffer
Good full screen.
I want to hear this.
Give us a rundown, please.
clint russell
So this is what I on Liberty Lockdown and everybody else that's worth their salt at all in this world has been talking about non-stop.
It's like, this is such egregious failure.
Is it just systemic DEI nonsense?
Or is this actually a made-it-happen type of scenario where the Secret Service either stood down or was involved?
And if there was multiple shooters.
So Elon pressed him on that multiple times.
And Trump essentially, he acknowledged that the glass building from which the sniper actually ultimately took those shots was the most compelling and most obvious spot that you would have to have a security detail lest you wanted to see your protectee die in front of you.
He still would not condemn them though, and he instead circled back to complimenting the Secret Service sniper who ultimately took the lethal shot against the assailant sniper.
So my takeaway from that is either A, he has found God in a very sincere fashion because he nearly nearly ducked death, or, and this is more likely, B, he realizes he's in on it.
He realizes, no, that's C, that's you.
david lee corbo
He wants to see him selfless.
clint russell
B, no, he knows that they were in on it and he's scared to death and he's not going to talk about it until this election's over.
I lean towards B. You guys say C that he was in on the actual list.
david lee corbo
There's always a third one.
You know what I like?
I do like about him is that he's not a fucking bitcher or a whiner.
I do like a woe is me kind of a deal.
He kind of is that.
clint russell
He's been talking about the election of 2020 for four years.
david lee corbo
As I'm listening to the space, he's like, you know, the different things he's talking about, like, oh, the Secret Service could have covered me, but that's okay.
Oh, no, no.
What is he talking about?
They are constantly accusing me of XYZ, but I'm not mad at that.
That's okay.
And then he moves on.
Like, he's kind of not a complainer in that way.
top lobsta
The same way Elijah is kind of like, you're aware of what's going to happen to you if you do XYZ.
He's at that, like, at a much higher level.
It's like, you know, I get they're going to do this, but, you know, I'm still going to, I still got to chug along and save the shit that I got.
I don't even really know if he's complaining.
You know what?
He fucking won me over.
That's it.
david lee corbo
I find the Antichrist very enjoyable.
I go, this is a nice guy.
I like him very much.
top lobsta
Who am I to deny prophecy?
david lee corbo
Right, exactly.
I'm not going to get in the way.
elijah schaffer
No, I like, you know, someone in the chat said something kind of stupid.
unidentified
Okay.
david lee corbo
And they were fucking.
elijah schaffer
Which is, which is crazy.
Imagine this.
unidentified
People in the chat.
elijah schaffer
They're like, oh, am I back on hearing Elijah complain about Trump?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I'm not complaining.
I'm saying, I'm complaining.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
No, but I'm not complaining.
I'm saying, no, I want to challenge my politicians and people to appeal to the ideas that matter.
And this is from someone who got involved because I got knocked out at an Antifa protest at a, actually, unironically, at a Milo speech in like 2016 or something like that.
But no, no, no, no.
It was just an old event back in the day.
But it's like, so I got into YouTube or whatever, and I remember how fun it was, how interesting it was, and how like crazy everybody was being.
And I cared about Trump.
I cared about representing him.
And from the beginning, when I say put myself in the front lines, I don't mean, you know, it's not stolen valor, not Tim Walz or whatever.
I just mean that I went out and I wanted to be in the mix, right?
I wanted to fight.
I wanted to argue.
And that was really cool from like 2016 to like 2019, right?
It was really cool to just, you know, be divisive, be fun.
You know, and now it's fun to be racist, xenophobic, anti-Semitic.
No, I'm kidding, but maybe I'm not.
But I also mean like, I've always enjoyed sort of putting myself out there.
So it's like, you know, I always tell people, it's like, you know, I've taken punches for Trump, been out there, been held at gunpoint for Trump, been out there.
And it's not like a dumb allegiance thing.
It's like, no, I've cared about our country.
When I say I've done it for Trump, it wasn't a cult following.
Like, oh, it's for Trump.
It was because why?
I dressed up as the Ku Klux Klan in high school.
Okay, but it's true.
clint russell
I did it for Trump.
top lobsta
I'm just thinking about clipping this segment.
It's the greatest shit ever.
clint russell
But I did, but I've ever heard.
top lobsta
Please, please keep going.
I don't know where it's going.
unidentified
I'm like, fuck.
top lobsta
Let this nigga cook.
clint russell
I mean, that was such a wild tangent.
david lee corbo
You got to understand where we're coming from, Elijah.
unidentified
You drive in the car, right?
elijah schaffer
And you just know, I just, I was being raised in a multicultural, like Los Angeles-type high school.
You know, there was a stabbing on my second day.
I think maybe it was first day, stabbed a guy in the back of the neck, and I hated it, right?
All the Mexican gangs, everybody.
And I just thought, the hell is going on here?
clint russell
And the pointiest white sheet and you toss it on.
elijah schaffer
Well, it was Halloween.
And I go, what if?
unidentified
What the fuck is happening?
elijah schaffer
What if I Sam dressed up as a ghost?
top lobsta
I don't like that stuff.
elijah schaffer
But I put a party hat, a large party, oversized comical party hat underneath the sheet.
david lee corbo
Right.
elijah schaffer
And so I'm a ghost that likes to party because everyone knows you die young when you party.
Sure, you know, so I found the gossamer ghost costume, which was pretty cheap.
The gossamer ghost, don't know what that means.
Wore it, cut eyes into it, even though it was supposed to be like chic and worn over.
And I remember Mr. Lathrum was my math teacher, my calculus teacher at the time.
And I was sitting there and I was like, and he was like, take off the damn hat.
And I was like, he takes it off.
And it was like a party hat.
And I was like, he's like, what is this?
And I was like, I am a ghost that likes to party.
And then my friend dressed up as a coal miner in chains with black shirts.
clint russell
Sure, sure, sure.
top lobsta
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I walked him around.
clint russell
You were in a KKK outfit.
He's in black.
david lee corbo
I like to party.
elijah schaffer
That was a partying ghost.
david lee corbo
I missed his coal miner.
top lobsta
The only thing greater is if he said, take off the hood and you took it off and you were in black.
david lee corbo
That's a Tyrone Biggums bit, right?
unidentified
That's fucking Dani Chappelle.
That's how Christy Alley's parents died.
I'm serious.
You can pull it up.
It's a true story.
It's true.
clint russell
We ran it in targeting.
This is a true story.
There was a Halloween party and both of her parents died in a car crash while he was in a KKK outfit and her mother was in a freaking blackface.
unidentified
It's the craziest story I've ever heard.
elijah schaffer
This is back in the day when you could do stuff like this.
david lee corbo
Right, right, yeah.
And so 2005, 1995, 89.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was four here.
No, but I remember I didn't get expelled.
I got suspended, right?
I got expelled from my last high school before this, but I didn't get expelled from.
david lee corbo
Fucking what?
elijah schaffer
The last one I did.
clint russell
For being a ghost that likes to party a little too much.
unidentified
I did.
elijah schaffer
I was serving at the Special Olympics to do mushrooms.
david lee corbo
So I got expelled from my serving at the Special Olympics.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
clint russell
Like, dude, you left the hug line.
top lobsta
The more I learned about Elijah, the less I like.
david lee corbo
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't remember what the fuck the premise was.
Like, what started this?
clint russell
I have no idea why he's telling us the story.
I feel like it's a confession.
top lobsta
No, no.
david lee corbo
I'm here for it.
I'm here to be.
top lobsta
Elijah, you were talking about height.
unidentified
I won.
elijah schaffer
You asked me this.
I'm just saying I won because when I went to the principal's office, I had a very smart-ass response.
We said I crossed the line.
I got beat up by a black person while wearing this outfit.
I'm just letting you know.
top lobsta
Oh, you got beat up by a black people while wearing it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This started the end of it.
Is your mic phone?
david lee corbo
No, no, no, don't worry about it.
elijah schaffer
It's going to be fun.
david lee corbo
Okay, it feels bad.
top lobsta
I'm just stealing it.
unidentified
Don't worry about it.
elijah schaffer
No, but I just had told him that I didn't cross the line.
I had been smart enough to bend down, found the line was elastic, and then took the line and then stretched it.
And so I've stepped further than anyone has gone, but yet I'm still behind the line.
And he's like, all right, fucking, you're suspended.
david lee corbo
So you're Jewish, wouldn't you?
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
No, but all I was going to say is that there's a stream that goes around my city and it's been it.
top lobsta
You see, I'm fooling God.
elijah schaffer
Therefore, white men are tall.
unidentified
That was my conclusion.
david lee corbo
I fucking don't remember how we got to the dog.
It was incredible.
top lobsta
I wanted to ask you a question, Elijah.
unidentified
All right.
top lobsta
Serious question.
Serious.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
top lobsta
I'm sorry.
Okay.
The question is, you said documentary.
elijah schaffer
Well, look at your screen right now.
top lobsta
I know.
elijah schaffer
Go back to that.
Go back to that.
top lobsta
What you said, Elijah, was you said that you were helping America when he looks just like a whistleblower for Iceland.
clint russell
Look at this guy.
elijah schaffer
We're on James O'Keefe.
clint russell
How many years have you been at deep cover saying I'll have a bar?
unidentified
How many years?
Keep going.
top lobsta
Let me ask the question for real, for real.
For real.
clint russell
Sorry.
top lobsta
Okay, so you thought you were helping America by doing whatever gay shit you were doing for Trump and getting shit.
elijah schaffer
Gay shit control.
top lobsta
No, no, not gay.
Like, see, this is where the whole mile of things we need to differentiate.
Not anal sex.
I mean, like, gay shit.
Like, like going out there and being like, Tifa.
But now you're doing racist things because you think that will help the country?
I'm asking a serious question.
Do you think being racist will help the country?
Because I do.
david lee corbo
Right.
unidentified
Not just being racist, but doing what I love.
clint russell
As he's telling more truth, it gets more blurry.
elijah schaffer
How did that happen?
Here we go.
No, grab the story.
top lobsta
It's back now.
My lies.
clint russell
That was weird.
david lee corbo
I think it was the hair, the hairlight.
top lobsta
Fuck the camera.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
david lee corbo
That was just.
elijah schaffer
That thought was blurry.
You know what I mean?
That was like a blurred thought.
david lee corbo
Well, that's a good question, though.
I think that's a fair question.
top lobsta
Yes.
david lee corbo
It's like you still want to help the country, right, Elijah?
clint russell
No, I'm over it.
elijah schaffer
No, let me ask Clint that, actually.
david lee corbo
Let me deflect this to Clint.
Hey, Clint, fucking say that.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm not going to say that.
clint russell
No, this is actually a really important thing.
elijah schaffer
No, because this is.
This isn't my show.
I'm here.
I want to hear from you guys.
So I'm saying, Clint, I mean, and I'm doing this also too, so I can throw it to Clint so I can walk over to the camera and then make sure why it's doing that.
But go ahead, Clint.
top lobsta
Full screen.
elijah schaffer
Do you think that racism, yeah, full screen on Clint?
Do you think that racism is helping the country?
What do you think?
clint russell
I will say this.
david lee corbo
Oh, no, it's Brian.
It's Brian.
He said it's him.
He's making it fuzzy.
clint russell
He's messing with us.
david lee corbo
Yeah, he's making it fuzzy.
clint russell
Your producer's messing with us.
david lee corbo
That's actually very funny.
clint russell
No, I don't think it was.
david lee corbo
To make it blurry?
clint russell
Brian, you're fired.
I hate to break the news.
david lee corbo
Yeah, sorry.
I didn't want to do it right here.
clint russell
Elijah's not here.
top lobsta
Is what I said that really crazy?
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
david lee corbo
He wasn't.
clint russell
Let me answer this honestly because I think as a vice presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, you're not going to like my answer, libertarians.
Ooh, very nice.
I will say this.
I think I don't know that racism is actually what's necessary to save this country, but I will say that if it is the opposite in terms of progressivism, well, then yes, it is the answer.
In a lot of ways, because the level of tolerance that has been indoctrinated into the youth of this country, that regardless of how backwards and horrific the culture is of the migrant that's trying to flee to here, you will accept them.
You will accept them gleefully, and you will do so to the detriment of the domestic population.
And you will give zero consideration to that.
And you will ultimately shame anyone that disagrees with you too, as everything around you is just burnt down.
I think that you are a detriment to the civilization and to the American culture for which I would stand and die and fight and everything else.
So, yeah, I guess racism is the answer.
david lee corbo
I think that's fucking great, right?
If you look at the Bolshevik Revolution, the first thing they did when they overthrew Moscow was like the first legislation that they passed was an anti-Semitism, an anti-Semitism bill.
So they're like, you can't say things that are, and let's remove the anti-Semitism thing.
Let's just say it's racism.
You can't say things about whatever you think one race or another is doing to the country under threat of criminal offense.
unidentified
Well, what does that mean?
top lobsta
I'll tell you why I do it.
I'll tell you why I do whatever.
david lee corbo
You do it for funsies, but I'm just saying there is some validity in it.
No, it's like you have to maintain the line.
But you can't say you can't take this away from us.
clint russell
That's exactly what I'm trying to get at.
Is that it's like, it's not that I think, and personally, like for me, the line is not race.
The line is culture.
But I can understand.
david lee corbo
But race is tied up in that.
clint russell
Well, it can be.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
clint russell
And it cannot be.
Like, there are black people that I think represent my value set a lot better than some white people.
So that's why I say I don't think that it's the best delineation.
However, if you're going to have no delineation, well, then I'll fucking take the racist angle on it.
david lee corbo
But that's one thing of a bigger cultural picture.
It's like, you know, that if you want to die on that line, you know, it's, it's, it's part of a bigger picture.
top lobsta
But yeah, it's part of it.
The reason I do it is because it's funny.
This culture.
david lee corbo
Well, no, it's funny.
top lobsta
It's funny.
david lee corbo
I'm having yourself short.
It is funny.
top lobsta
I'm having a lot of fun.
I figured out a way to make a living off of it, but that's like, that's old answer.
The reason I did this because this is super important and I need to do it more.
So instead of doing my old job, I need to somehow segue into making a living off of this so I can continue doing this because the culture today needs a giant mirror lifted at it.
david lee corbo
Yeah.
top lobsta
And that's like kind of what I love to do.
I'm like, look at you, you fucking faggots.
unidentified
Yeah.
Look at you.
elijah schaffer
It's like my morning routine.
david lee corbo
Why are you looking at it?
Why are you working?
elijah schaffer
I'm like, hey, look, yeah.
I'm like, why are you holding the mirror up to me, man?
I'm talking about it.
top lobsta
That was really aggressive.
unidentified
Look at it.
You fucking faggot.
top lobsta
No, because listen, if we want to have, if we want to have a future, if we want to have a future that's inhabitable to our children, I look at my children a lot and I'm like, it needs to be this way.
I need to be like super racist because I have to take that elastic line, push it as far as I can.
So when it comes back a little bit, it's in a more sensible place for my kids.
elijah schaffer
But here's where I want to agree with leftists.
This is why people think like, okay, they think Fuentes is going left.
They think I'm going left.
It's not that.
It's that what I'm trying to explain is that humans actually recognize a lot of the same knowledge.
Okay, yes.
A lot of us, you know, acknowledge the same line of reasoning.
We acknowledge the same who we are and what we want.
We all want safety, right?
I looked today that swing voters that lean right want taxes reduced.
They want immigration stopped.
And then they want, I forget the other, the other thing they want.
I think the economy inflation halted.
And then leftists wanted health or people that lean left wanted health care.
They wanted social security taken care of.
And as much as those are like opposite, one's spending money, one's cutting back on money or trying to save money, they're both about personal welfare.
And I say this as somebody who, like, you know, right now I don't have any health care.
Okay.
I don't have any.
I just moved back to the country.
I'm still in the gap period.
I can get it.
It's really expensive, man.
It's really expensive.
Yeah.
And I'm looking at it.
It's about maybe for a good plan, about $1,800 a month for my family right now.
And that's not even the best.
Okay.
I work for myself.
And $48 a month, it's going to take me nine and a half years to pay one month overhead.
It's intense.
So I understand what we all want.
We want a good life.
We want to be taken care of.
Like we want what's going on.
However, I'm not a fucking female or a fucking faggot.
So I also realize that you have to be honest.
We all want shit, but we have to be real with ourselves.
Because I also, that's why I think it's funny.
My wife's a stay-at-home wife.
She doesn't work.
She doesn't work since we've been together.
I mean, she had a brief small stint job with my brother at his company.
I don't count that as work because she got way overpaid for what she got.
I remember I saw her.
clint russell
I was like, you have to hair before she accepted her role.
elijah schaffer
No, two black eyes and one small price today.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but what I realized was like, look, we all want the same thing.
We want a good life.
We just don't agree how to get there.
And we don't agree what a good life is, right?
But we want the same thing.
clint russell
For the left, it's like, I just want to chop my body parts off.
top lobsta
And the problem is there's too many fucking people coming.
That's going to get crazy, but it's too many people coming into the country for all of us to do what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but which is why you have to leave.
So here's the thing.
david lee corbo
This is what Nephilim Death Squad is about.
It's what I've been saying to him every fucking episode.
I'm like, you don't have to stay.
You know that, right?
elijah schaffer
No, no, but here's the point.
It's like, it's a statistical anomaly.
There's always going to be, I keep saying 10%, but it's more like 1 to 5%.
There's always going to be 1.1 to 5% of any given outsider group that's going to fall in line with the main group's goals, right?
So that's why obviously universal racism doesn't work in terms of universal discrimination.
There are some people who are here who are, you know, Islamic or anything, you know, religion.
They're brown or black.
clint russell
Shout out to Sneeko.
david lee corbo
Shout out to Sneeze.
unidentified
They're out there.
elijah schaffer
And we still share values enough to live together and to fight for the same ideas.
That's going to be the very exception to the rule, though.
clint russell
Yeah, it's just those two.
That's it.
elijah schaffer
Right.
So there's two brown people get to stay.
But what I meant is like only women and faggots get in.
And I mean faggots.
You don't have to be gay to be a jagged, right?
top lobsta
You can like women.
I keep saying this.
elijah schaffer
No, but you can like women and stuff.
You can be fine.
My point is, is that you go across this road and it's like, you know, you have women who are like Ali Bestucci, who's not one of these women, was saying that a lot of her Christian conservative audience still doesn't want to vote for Trump because he's kind of like a yucky man.
And I get it, though, because I have a wife.
And that's why my wife votes in line with me and she votes what I tell her.
I mean, she doesn't vote because she's planning a citizen, but meaning like she, she, even in her country, I help her to vote, right?
She's mandatory voting.
I tell her, here's what you vote for.
Here's what's good.
Because we're in line together.
How many women are submissive?
Very few, right?
Why?
One of the main things, women don't get this.
One of the main attractive features of my wife, she's submissive.
And girls always go, oh, so you couldn't handle a fucking rowdy bitch.
Oh, I can handle it, yo.
david lee corbo
I got two strong women.
elijah schaffer
I got a fucking bottle of vodka.
No, but I'm joking.
No, it's like, like, right?
david lee corbo
It's like, you can't handle a strong woman.
It's like, you've conflated strong with being a bitch.
clint russell
And it's like, you think I can't beat the shit out of the interior?
elijah schaffer
It's like, how to handle it.
How to handle it is now illegal in 50 states.
So I can't handle it a court.
david lee corbo
It's a complicated situation.
unidentified
As long as you take the first swing, I can handle any of you.
top lobsta
Legally, why?
elijah schaffer
But I spent with racism, that's the same thing.
It's like, it's like girls are like, oh, you're sexist.
It's like, well, yes, but also my wife has a dream life.
But I realize outside looking in, women look at my wife and say she's oppressed.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So it's the same thing goes with racism.
Like my most racist friends.
clint russell
They're all on SSRIs in a bottle of wine deep.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they have the masses and that's why they push for democracy because they want the masses.
Because for instance, it's like my most racist friends don't really have a certain race, right?
Like a lot of, like, and some of like, like, I'm just saying.
clint russell
Shout out to Sneeko.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they know what's up.
But racism is like an acknowledgement of like, if a woman, like my wife, she would be considered sexist the way she views women.
But she's also, that's not true.
She's sexist according to a feminist worldview.
So racism is defined by a current worldview where like there were in the past, like it's kind of like there's a big difference going to the UAE versus like Afghanistan.
It's like if I go to the UAE and visit and I'm sitting down with some Muslim brothers and we're sitting down there and we're smoking shisha, we're going to get along on probably women, religion, God, things.
unidentified
But we're not like, hey, brother, let's bring a bunch of people like me and live in the UAE.
elijah schaffer
And let's bring a bunch of people like you in the UAE and live in the middle of South Florida.
No, we're like, I can respect where you live.
top lobsta
You get over there.
david lee corbo
Now go back home.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I value what you have.
And I know that the way that you view, even though we're similar, works in the context of what you have.
And what I have does.
That's why multiculturalism actually fucking destroys because racism is not the issue.
Xenophobia is the issue in the terms of you realize it's not that you should hate certain people.
You should hate certain people.
I would take that back.
top lobsta
Black people.
elijah schaffer
But some people, it's not all Arabs suck.
Some of them suck.
Not all Africans suck.
Some of them suck.
unidentified
Most.
elijah schaffer
Most, but not all.
But if you go to their country, you would actually enjoy it if you could go to Nigeria and enjoy upper class Nigerian culture and see what they could do.
You would enjoy it.
top lobsta
I wish you weren't.
david lee corbo
Talk about Jamaica.
He loves Jack.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say Jamaica.
I said Nigeria.
unidentified
Disgusting.
david lee corbo
Jamaica's fucking terrible.
Never mind.
top lobsta
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
$350 a night and the place was a U.S.
clint russell
That was a dope rant, but I didn't like how it ended where it was like, don't be racist against everybody.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
My point was that you need to be now.
I'm saying what the problem is, is xenophobia in terms of what they've done is brought people.
Racism is dumb because it's like, meaning that's not even the right word.
It's like, I'm not going to go to the Emirates and be like, wow, I'm all these ragheads.
Like, I'm in the Emirates.
Like, that's their country.
clint russell
You'd be the asshole at that point.
top lobsta
Yeah, but it's borders.
clint russell
No, no, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
So, xenophobia is like foreigners in is the problem where it's like, well, I don't want UAE culture in South Florida.
This is actually xenophobia is like what they've created in terms of like, I should be able to say, like, yeah, you know, I don't really like Arab culture, but when I go there, I can find similarities in where we can agree together.
But we don't live together.
top lobsta
What are you going to mesh?
What do you want to do with the black people, though?
So if you put asking the real questions here, what are you going to do with the BQ?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm just kidding.
top lobsta
Black Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
I'll act black.
Do you see the Black Holocaust Museum in Wisconsin?
unidentified
Wisconsin?
elijah schaffer
Is that real?
clint russell
What is that?
david lee corbo
You just make up a bunch of words just now?
elijah schaffer
No, it's real.
top lobsta
Dog.
elijah schaffer
You don't know what that?
david lee corbo
Can we see that?
clint russell
There was never a black holocaust.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to see what's on YouTube.
clint russell
Wait, am I now a Holocaust denier?
Because I don't think there was a Black Holocaust?
elijah schaffer
You know, I can't wait till in a few years from now.
My goal is to have enough money in the show that I can afford an expenditure called a live stream called the Nephilim Squad Meets Black Holocaust Museum.
david lee corbo
Can you fucking take us to the Black Holocaust Museum?
You would be my favorite person if you suck.
Incredible.
I'd love it.
Are you kidding me?
Bring it to the Black House.
clint russell
I hope you have the budget for it, but I'm still not going to be able to do it.
david lee corbo
Where is it in Wisconsin?
elijah schaffer
It literally has a...
top lobsta
How far is it?
elijah schaffer
Go to my screen.
Brian.
top lobsta
How far is it from the nearest KFC?
Guarantee you it's close.
unidentified
All right.
david lee corbo
Black Holocaust Museum.
Where is this at?
top lobsta
Wisconsin.
unidentified
Is it?
david lee corbo
That doesn't even make any sense.
unidentified
Wisconsin.
clint russell
There's no black people there.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if they like taught videos.
david lee corbo
You think it would be fucking Newark, New Jersey, would be what the Black Holocaust Museum would be.
elijah schaffer
All right, here we go.
clint russell
They're just lunching.
This is cheese and black Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
clint russell
Wisconsin?
david lee corbo
They're not known for it, though.
I didn't know this is a thing.
elijah schaffer
Is this real?
Chat, is this real?
Is this coming in my ears or no?
clint russell
I can hear it.
top lobsta
I can hear it.
david lee corbo
Fruit tree of the inspired.
unidentified
You can hear it.
elijah schaffer
Why can't I hear it?
Oh, now I can't.
david lee corbo
Slave music.
unidentified
I beg Dr. Cameron to let me be on the board.
Oh, look at that white dude where he's like, yeah, there's just three fucking white dudes in Daishiki.
My experience with him.
david lee corbo
Next time you come on, can we wear daishikis?
unidentified
Restoration, reconciliation, renewal, regeneration, redemption, and remembrance.
david lee corbo
Is this bitch just saying shit that rhymes?
unidentified
I like it.
elijah schaffer
Yo, is that Tim Wolf?
unidentified
First of all, he is.
david lee corbo
Oh, he's doing Grab Your Hands.
unidentified
K-W-E-U.
clint russell
Man, he got a dead ass.
david lee corbo
He does have a dead dude.
unidentified
He's a messenger.
He was the messenger.
He's able to tell the story.
And the story that he's telling is what happened to African Americans in this country.
top lobsta
Take them seriously.
unidentified
And Freedom Living.
david lee corbo
Black Cadence.
unidentified
That was his message.
david lee corbo
Black Cadence is such that it makes you feel like you're saying something important.
Oh, he hit your fucking hairline.
unidentified
This is the piece of the road.
August the 7th, 1930.
65.
david lee corbo
What's going on here?
What's he holding?
unidentified
Is that a tree?
david lee corbo
What is that?
unidentified
She's another cheeseburger.
david lee corbo
I would love a cheeseburger.
Are you offering me one?
unidentified
I wanted all three of us to get some of that.
david lee corbo
This motherfucker's got cheeseburgers.
Oh, yeah, dude, please.
unidentified
And a fellow named Ogden Weaver's backyard.
And the movie was shot real quick that night.
It was August 9th.
top lobsta
This is incredible.
david lee corbo
Are you kidding me?
unidentified
Games broke up.
As I was on my way home, Tommy asked me what I'd like to go for a ride.
He had an idea.
david lee corbo
Okay, and this shave up's all fucked up, huh?
unidentified
And as soon as they started driving, they said, let's hold up somebody and get some money and buy another car.
david lee corbo
So they've always got this.
unidentified
No, I don't want to do that.
I said, let me out of here.
And they said, oh, all you got to do is just take a gun and put it on the people.
Say, stick them up.
And if they don't stick them up, none of this ever happened.
david lee corbo
No, this is all made up shit.
unidentified
I opened the car door and I held the gun up like this.
And I said, stick him up.
Lady got out of the car.
This white man and this white lady.
Guy got out of the car.
I looked at him.
And you know what?
He was a friend of mine.
He got there.
Which one didn't happen?
david lee corbo
White people being his friend?
Oh, it was Clone Nader.
top lobsta
No, I'm saying which Holocaust didn't happen.
david lee corbo
I'm not going to lie.
unidentified
The Black Holocaust didn't happen fucking even a little bit.
david lee corbo
Not even a little bit.
top lobsta
There was no shoes.
david lee corbo
There was no lamps.
unidentified
There was no silver.
There's no silver.
david lee corbo
Get the fuck out of here.
top lobsta
It's that black African.
unidentified
What's the argument?
top lobsta
There's no arguments.
unidentified
I kept on running.
clint russell
Was it just black people sitting around going like, wait, filler videos off.
david lee corbo
That's what it was.
elijah schaffer
Go to me here real fast.
Couldn't be here.
Are we here?
david lee corbo
I think that's what Clint was right.
unidentified
It's the Oppression Olympics.
elijah schaffer
We don't have anything here.
I want to remind you guys: if you want to support this show directly, go to my screen here, Brian.
Support us here at censored.tv.
We've got a lot of shows going on here.
A lot of excitement recently.
I had Devin from Black Pilled on.
We're finding a lot of interesting guests.
Plus, we're flying people out.
So we'll actually, we have a lot of guests we want to fly out already, which is kind of cool.
But you get me, Gavin.
Now you get Milo and Owen Benjamin and Isabella Reilly.
And you get, you know, Anthony Cumia and Josh LaCash and everybody here.
So you get a ton of people, and we're really growing.
And we don't all agree on everything.
But I will tell you this: you know, fuck agreement.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right?
I mean, like, we don't really need to agree on everything.
I'm really happy.
So make sure you use my promo code Offensive for 20% off.
You can get a membership.
It's really great.
And it goes directly to this show.
If you're watching on YouTube, um, only if you're watching on YouTube, make sure you head over to rumble because this is one of those shows that will get more views as it always does after the stream because everyone's so what, maybe you guys get this before we go over to, to, uh, let me get this.
So I'm on a PC for the first time in like five years.
One of the things that happens is like, go to the full, yeah, yeah, there you go.
One of the things that happens is, is like, on a night like tonight, this is our big issue here.
Is like we could go like, oh, reacting to Trump's, you know, thing.
And then we'll get way more viewers.
We can go live at eight.
We can change the time and we'll do more.
But would we have as many gay jokes?
No.
That's the problem.
Would we have, would we, would we get involved in as much drama publicly?
No.
No.
Would we have as many accusations, allegations?
Would we have as many tech problems?
No.
No.
So if we took ourselves seriously and played and played to the audience, we'd be bigger, but we'd rather just do what the fuck we want, which I find to be better, which is why my wife hadn't had an orgasm in three years.
david lee corbo
Fuck I want.
elijah schaffer
No, no, that's that's the okay.
Sorry, Kit.
That's not true.
Spend tears.
No, I'm just gonna.
But what I meant is as a joke, is like we know we keep this going.
And I think what's kind of fun is our episodes never have a lot of live viewers, but they always end up being some of like the better viewed episodes because content that is about what's going on now, right now, does better up front, but has no long shelf life.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
But we just talk and hang out and talk about whatever.
You can watch it tomorrow, Tuesday, Monday, catch up.
And it's irrelevant to what you're talking about.
clint russell
You know what the reality is?
This level of racism and homophobia, it's timeless.
top lobsta
You know what he's saying?
unidentified
It's timeless.
david lee corbo
It's timeless.
top lobsta
You know what?
Elijah just gave us the podcast evaluation of live, laugh, love.
david lee corbo
That's exactly what it was.
top lobsta
It's just kind of weird.
david lee corbo
I thought he was giving us the don't feel bad that nobody's fucking watching this because you guys suck.
They're going to watch it in the future.
Trust me.
I thought that's what that was.
It wasn't what it was.
clint russell
No, there's thousands of people watching us live.
top lobsta
Thousands.
clint russell
Thousands.
david lee corbo
Incredible.
top lobsta
Wow, you guys are fucking dumb.
clint russell
Incredible.
top lobsta
Kind of cool, though.
elijah schaffer
Hey, what were the modders?
Can you please unmute Datrage and Cajun, please?
I don't know what happened there right now.
I just saw God they got muted for something person got deleted.
Please unmute them.
They're they're fine.
If they wrote something trollish, they're fine.
Uh, whoever that is, please do that.
Anyways, guys, um, make sure you support that.
We're doing the At-Free show tonight because we're testing tonight.
clint russell
That just happened again.
elijah schaffer
By the way, that'll be fixed eventually.
Just so you know, I'm about to drop like $25,000 on new cameras, probably.
So we're going to need support on support censored TV because it's going to be very expensive.
We're building a newsroom next door and we have probably have like another guy.
clint russell
Another, you know, who's going to be your newsman?
elijah schaffer
A black man with that last name Brown.
No, no, but no, no, but we're going to, we're going to drop some cash on cameras and stuff.
But on the flip side, what I mean, look, look at this.
Mike had all this like nice shitmates.
Nice, right?
Like customs list.
We're doing this all.
You guys support.
And we're the best worst show.
Meaning, I always tell you guys this.
We have no, nobody watches this show and nobody watches it and it has problems, but it's the best worst show you can get.
Like it's like, it's terrible.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Did we talk about this?
clint russell
This was a great show.
unidentified
This was great.
david lee corbo
When we showed up, Elijah was telling us about how he's overextended himself and he's been eating out of actually a can of tuna when we showed up.
unidentified
It's really weird.
david lee corbo
I don't know why he was doing that.
top lobsta
He said this is like the best worst show.
And then I was like, that reminds me of another name of a bad podcast, like the best political, but it's true.
elijah schaffer
But what I'm saying is like you guys supporting directly helps.
Now, that being said, is like now we're flying in guests and we have a huge variety.
But there's some really big stuff going now.
Having a studio like this already where we can have up to you know six to eight people and with the newsroom we can have up to 10 people on a time.
Like it's tough obviously with everything.
But just so you guys know on election night we're hosting a big election live stream out of this place.
unidentified
That's great.
elijah schaffer
People are going to be like flowing in and out and it's going to be really nice people just like jump in and out and like just sit down and whatever and move around.
But your direct help makes this possible.
So we got to keep it going and we'll keep the Nephilim Death Squad alive.
We're going to be off X and YouTube right now.
So I want to plug your guys' stuff.
We'll do it twice tonight.
Once we go to Rumble, but Raven, go ahead and go first.
We'll go to Clint, then to a gay brown guy.
david lee corbo
Yeah, you can find me at David L. Corbo on Twitter.
And guys, go follow Nephilim Death Squad on Rumble and YouTube.
And check out Timeline Clints.
clint russell
At Liberty Lockpod on X. If you want to support my work, subscribe there.
I will follow you back.
Liberty Lockdown is the show.
That's two words.
YouTube, Rumble, audio podcasters everywhere.
I also do the best political show, All One Word, We Are Change on Rumble.
Luke Radowski and I have an exclusive deal with Rumble, so we go live three nights a week at random, 6 to 8 p.m. Eastern.
And we have big guests in the studio.
Roger Stone will be covering the DNC with us live next Thursday.
And then I'm on Tipcast IRL the following day.
So life is fucking hectic.
But please do follow along, support my work, subscribe, check me out, and I'll keep bringing the heat.
top lobsta
You catch me at Top Lobsta.
clint russell
Oh, I also do Tower Game.
top lobsta
I'll wait.
Hold on a second.
unidentified
I also do Tower Gang.
I looked at my combos with Tower Gang and I was like, shit, I do Tower Gang too.
Are you done?
We're used to it.
Okay.
top lobsta
All right.
Everyone's calmed down.
Yeah, Top Lobster.
You can find me on Twitter.
It's important that you go to TopLobster.com and you buy some...
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
Buy some merch.
clint russell
This show's great.
I don't know why it doesn't have 10,000 viewers.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
top lobsta
You know what?
Don't watch me then.
unidentified
Fine.
Fuck you.
clint russell
No, buy some.
Yo, buy a t-shirt from toplopsy.com.
unidentified
We're all wearing this.
david lee corbo
This is the bestlobsy.com shirt.
clint russell
He's the best designer in the game.
We're all rocking this shit.
This dude's a serious talent.
He's the most underrated anti-semite I've ever met in my life.
top lobsta
I don't know why you guys keep buying this shirt.
elijah schaffer
All right, Brian, let's go to, we're going to play the waiting screen.
We have that, right?
Yes.
We're going to go to a waiting screen.
It's going to play for about four minutes.
We'll take a break and piss intermissions.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
I always do piss intermissions and immediately delete this channel.
So, no, we'll keep it probably until like 8 a.m.
Then we'll delete it off YouTube.
clint russell
So very, very courageous.
elijah schaffer
Brian, whenever you wake up tomorrow, I don't care what it is, maybe 7, 8, 9, then just delete.
We'll see.
We'll see.
unidentified
I don't think.
elijah schaffer
Do we have?
Do we have?
We should.
unidentified
Maybe.
elijah schaffer
We'll see.
But we're here.
So make sure you go there.
We'll read the super chats, everything at the end.
We have a lot to go to.
About a four-minute break, so we'll see you in a couple minutes.
Anyway, make sure you subscribe at Censor.
This is a test stream, by the way, in the studio.
We have a lot of, I'm just crying.
I was going to say, a lot of money left to spend to make this place work.
Over-extended.
It's like Viagra dick pump.
david lee corbo
It's been more than four hours.
You guys ball pump.
elijah schaffer
Everything.
david lee corbo
It's crazy.
unidentified
I'm nearly bankrupt, guys.
elijah schaffer
No, it's like.
unidentified
Subscribe.
elijah schaffer
That was the joke.
It's like to get a studio running.
It's like, yeah, you need to be a millionaire.
No, but it's like, actually, get a studio running.
It's like, it's like $100K for us.
david lee corbo
You're going to get a million dollars worth of debt.
elijah schaffer
That's all.
Well, yeah, it is.
No, no, it easily is about $100K or more to get a studio running.
clint russell
So to run eight fucking, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, to get a studio running, like it's about $100K minimum, plus on top of that, the maintenance and paying staff and getting things running.
So you guys make it possible.
And I have monkeypox AIDS and a lot of things.
So I have a lot of medication I need to buy.
So make sure that you guys support directly at sensor.tv promo code offensive.
It makes it really helpful to make this go on the way that we do.
But we'll see you in a few minutes.
Let's play the music.
Brian, I hope this actually works.
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