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Sept. 16, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Asians Are White Supremacists Now…BLM Pops Off! | Guest: Sophie Corcoran

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elijah schaffer
Well, white supremacy has a new face, and the face isn't white.
Unfortunately, it turns out there's actually been a rise in white supremacy in the UK, and BOM is pissed.
Shocker, black people are upset about something, and their response is to be violent and intimidate.
I know we've never heard this happen before, but this story that's breaking down is absolutely amazing.
My guest, which I'll introduce in a moment, is Sophie Corcoran.
She's a commentator and a journalist.
We're going to bring her on.
It's approximately 10 at 20 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
And this is Nightly Offensive.
unidentified
Awesome.
elijah schaffer
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
You can follow me, of course, on X at Elijah Schaefer.
You got to get new name badges.
I'm your top 17 host on the best worst live stream on the internet.
I am joining in the studio all the way from the UK, then into Australia, then all around on an American show.
Sophie Corcoran, welcome to Slightly Offensive.
Got your confetti?
Oh!
sophie corcoran
I don't know if that worked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it did work.
Well, welcome to the show, Sophie.
So, just like me, you're not from here, but you're here.
It's your first time out in the Gold Coast.
Are you enjoying the sun?
How are you liking it?
sophie corcoran
Well, I say enjoying the sun.
I am ginger, so I have to enjoy it in moderation.
Otherwise, I will die.
But yeah, it's really great.
I'm enjoying Australia.
It's a nice life.
It's actually sunny.
Britain has rained all the time, but yeah.
unidentified
It is.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, it smells like smoke from that thing.
We were talking about this.
We're going to get into the story for today.
You're from the United Kingdom.
The United Kingdom is kind of like the United States.
It's kind of effed, right?
I mean, you guys continually just bring in more and more immigrants.
And as we'll find out later in the show, they solve every single issue in the country besides the ones that actually matter.
sophie corcoran
Yes, pretty much.
They try and avoid everything that is actually going to impact people's lives, whether it be immigration, net zero rubbish, you know, taxes, whatever else is going on, but some inconvenience that they can put as a tick box.
We actually achieve something for once.
That's what they'll do.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Soy, can I also have you just bring the mic a little closer to your mouth?
Yeah, yeah, just steering it.
All right, perfect.
All right, we got to get into the story for today.
This is absolutely amazing, right?
We're talking about the rise of black white supremacy or Asian white supremacy.
This entire event is insane, all the way from the United Kingdom.
BLM is pissed off.
It turns out that shoplifting is not a crime when you're black.
That's just how you get stuff like your health insurance and your housing.
It's always got to be free.
Let's get into it.
All right.
This story is absolutely insane.
Our story comes from particularly Andy No brought this up the other day as BLM was popping off in the United Kingdom.
A BLM style racial unrest sparked in Peckham, London, after a black woman accused of stealing in a weave shop, of course, right?
I mean, yes, of course.
This is what I think is ironic, too.
Do you notice this?
Whenever you, there was a mall that was looted in South Africa, and the only store that wasn't broken into that people didn't steal from, did you see what it was?
unidentified
No idea.
elijah schaffer
It was the bookstore.
sophie corcoran
Ah, because people don't want books.
They don't want to read.
They want everything else by books.
No one reads anymore.
elijah schaffer
No, I know, but like, they're always stealing from weave stores or like, like, like, I remember like I got beat up in a five below.
Like, they were looting and they decided to steal off-brand chocolate.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, if I'm going to loot, I'm going to steal something cool.
I'm going to, I'm going to go and I'm going to like steal a Gucci bag.
Like, those are cool looters, right?
The guys who are at the stores and they're doing the smash and grabs and they're pulling that shit.
But it feels like black people, like in London and stuff, it's like, what a lame thing to get in trouble over is stealing a weave, right?
This is kind of ghetto.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I mean, well, you can't really get in trouble for a lot of this stuff in Britain anymore because anything under a thousand pounds worth in theft is basically been decriminalized.
So the police won't investigate.
They won't arrest you.
So in effect, these people are just getting the stuff that they want for free.
So they just, a lot of them just do it with everything.
You know, there's certain beliefs that certain demographics can cause crime and that no one can question them because if they do question them, then it's racist.
Whether that's, you know, grooming gangs or mass stealings, you know, no one wants to question the perpetrators or even link the perpetrators by demographic because they're too scared of offending people as opposed to actually doing their job.
elijah schaffer
It feels like it's in every country I've gone to, right?
In Europe, here in Australia, I put up videos.
In Australia, they get more creative discussing the perpetrators here.
We got machete wheeling thugs.
We got late night hooligans.
We got, what was it?
I think it was like weekend rowdies.
It's everything except for what they are.
And I find it to be interesting that California has pretty much the same laws as the UK in terms of like theft has sort of become a legal thing.
And I don't understand because who's getting stolen from?
It's literally the immigrant stores where they pop up around the black neighborhoods.
And I know you know about this.
This story is crazy.
So basically, we're going to watch this footage.
So this woman was stealing a weave or something like that.
And here's what went down.
Let's watch this.
So I guess there's no sound in the first part here, but the woman's trying to, can you break this down and peck them?
Was it what was happening?
You know this story.
sophie corcoran
So in a sense, the woman tried to come back and claim a refund for some of her goods.
And the guy said, no, we can't give you a refund, but we can give you store credit so you can go and get store credit.
And she wasn't happy about that.
Then she started just stealing a bunch of things and then she started hitting the guy first and then the guy restrained her and then there was obviously a massive like protests that have broken out and they've graffited all over the fronts of the shops and all sorts.
So in a sense, you know, you know, should a man ever put their hand on a woman?
No, not really.
But the woman was in the wrong.
She instigated it.
She was shoplifting and she did try and attack him first.
elijah schaffer
So this is like another angle, I'm guessing, from the from the shoplifting.
So basically, if you're not tracking this, this is like a weave shop or something like that.
Obviously a shop for black people.
I don't know anyone else giving weaves, maybe cancer patients, right?
I don't know.
But we see this same issue.
I don't know if you remember a similar issue.
We'll get into the protest.
But this woman was stealing or something like that, trying to get a refund and the man restrained her.
She's hitting him.
And this is the problem.
Can we talk about this?
It is literally creating more hatred and racism against black people when you allow this kind of stuff.
So like people wouldn't hate black people.
I don't think people even have a discriminatory idea or even care if there wasn't something to discriminate on.
But when you say, oh, black people, there's no issue with them, but also we're going to let them steal and then they're going to steal.
And then if you try to restrain them, you're going to get in trouble.
We're going to prosecute you.
It seems like people are allowing this new phrase of like black privilege in Western countries to where migrants and black people are getting treated unfairly, unequally, but in a positive way.
They're getting let off the hook for sex crimes, for violent crimes, and for theft.
And it just, I don't think we can run a society like this.
sophie corcoran
No, and I think it creates anger within certain communities, rightly so.
You know, when you see young girls being abused by grooming gangs and or the constant thefts, it's going to instigate more, you know, racism if you don't deal with those issues.
And if you do, if you deal with the people that are doing things wrong, but theft has almost become, they've allowed it to almost become like an icon of black culture.
They've allowed things like theft, shoplifting, and that to become something of, that's what being black is all about.
That's our culture.
And if you actually speak to a lot of black people, a lot of them are like, hang on a minute, this isn't, this is nonsense.
You know, we don't do this.
We don't engage in this.
But because certain people have almost adopted it as part of their identity and the police are too scared to do their jobs and actually tell them, you know, you should stop doing it and society are too afraid to stop stereotyping, then they're just getting away with it.
Like it's almost part of becoming part of being almost like part of the black identity is stealing.
A lot of, you know, reasonable, law-abiding black people think it's a disgrace.
But the one thing I've always thought about is when we discuss this is the bigotry of low expectations.
You know, people just expect them, you know, oh, it's fine, you know, because they're oppressed, so they can commit crime.
They're oppressed, so they can't go and register to vote online.
You know, why do you think so lowly of human beings because of this color of their skin that you think that it's acceptable for them to just degrade themselves in such a manner because you think that you think lowly of them?
That, in my view, is racist.
You don't think that they should be held to a higher standard?
Why shouldn't they?
They absolutely should.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, but that's the issue.
And I bring this up regularly on the show.
And I say this, like, discrimination is good.
Okay.
Discrimination is a very good thing.
All countries should discriminate.
We should be very careful with who we let into our nation.
All stores should discriminate, who they let into their shop.
And everybody, if you don't discriminate, then you're going to die because that's how you survive.
You think about who's dangerous, who's not, who am I going to date?
What kind of partner do I want?
Discrimination is not bad.
They've started the fight by demonizing that word to discriminate.
Now, just hating somebody for being black, okay?
That's border, that's borderline.
You know, I don't think that's a Christian worldview.
I don't think it's a very helpful worldview to just naturally just hate someone.
But the issue is, and I bring this up repeatedly, every country I go to, it's the same people and the same problems.
And the question is, why aren't we allowed to talk about it?
Why is it that black people, black don't crack, black people are great, we love immigrants, but nobody that loves the immigrants wants to live in immigrant neighborhoods.
And why is it that black don't crack and they're awesome, but you know what?
Black are smoking crack and you don't want to go shop in a black neighborhood.
Like you got, if you guys are so self-righteous and these people, you know, there's no issues, then why do you preach with your mouth and then you literally with your life are a million miles away from these people.
You never associate with them.
sophie corcoran
I think you raised a good point.
I think we can link that to a lot of things.
A lot of the things that these left-wingers are preaching, whether it be, you know, in the UK, you guys might not know what it is, whether it's the ultra-low emission zone, which is basically tax on cars, or whether it's immigration.
You never find these things being put in communities of those who demand it.
And when they do, as soon as you start putting these things in the communities of those who demand it, like they did in the ULS, they all started throwing a fear.
Look what happened when they sent the migrants into one of the rich places.
All of a sudden, these people that have preached, we love the migrants, bring them all here.
All of a sudden, they don't want them because it's as long as they're out of sight, out of mind, you know, migrants welcome as long as they're not in my own neighborhood.
And it's people in my neighborhood.
And the problem is, is politics in the UK is so dominated by people from very elite, very wealthy neighborhoods.
So they don't have a massive immigration problem in their neighborhood because they're rich and they live in places like Surrey.
But in areas like mine and areas that have lower economic status, whether that's in Liverpool, you know, they flood the cities with migrants.
And then when the working class people say, hang on a minute, can you not do this?
All of a sudden, it's you working class people are such bigots, you're such racists, you're such this, that, and the other.
When as soon as we start putting those migrants and stuff into Surrey, I guarantee you the problem will be fixed overnight because they wouldn't want them.
But they don't care because so long as they put them in communities where working class people are, all they can do is paint us as thick, paint us as bigots, paint us as that and the other, which they do.
And then they get away with it.
When in actual fact, it's not right for them to do that.
elijah schaffer
No, and what's funny is this guy's not even white, but they're already a Martin, how do you say Daubney?
sophie corcoran
Daubney.
elijah schaffer
Daubney says, we want you out.
Protest 2 p.m. Saturday.
The signs have reappeared outside Peckham Heron Cosmetics, and there's no sign of let up despite all the evidence.
More visive poison from agitators who will not rest till Asian owners are forced out.
Now, apparently, I'm going to bring this up here.
You brought up this point.
This guy is just fighting for his store.
He's just trying to keep his store open and stop losing money to theft.
And it turns out, according to this report, that the shop owner from the Daily Mail actually said, I feel like I'm in a war zone.
They are threatening me.
Activists are using this as a racial issue.
I don't know if I can return to my shop.
I have no idea where to go from here.
He was forced into hiding.
This guy is the new face of racism, right?
unidentified
There you go.
He's the new face of racism and white supremacy.
elijah schaffer
And I think if racism is just wanting people to behave like polite citizens and stop acting like animals, then maybe we are all racist and maybe racism isn't bad.
It's how you define it.
And because it's like, now that's why white supremacy, it's not even, you don't have to be white to be a white supremacist anymore.
White supremacy, apparently, is just wanting people to not steal shit out of your store, and it's like it's gotten to a maddening point, to where it is they're.
They're telling you that who's, who's in the fall here, like it is racist to ask black people to behave.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, like no, it's not.
Stop having such a low expectation of these individuals.
Why shouldn't they be held to appropriate standards like they?
They just as equals everything, everyone else, and the only reason why you think they wouldn't be held to such standards, if you view them as less than and if you view them as incapable of being held to that standard, and in that sense you're the racist, not everyone else who's asking for them to be held to the standards.
But it's quite ironic.
This poor guy.
He's had to pull his kids out of school and things like that.
He doesn't even think he can live in Britain anymore.
He thinks he's gonna have to claim asylum, which is just absolutely bonkers.
But a lot of the messages that you probably haven't seen on the screen because the photos are quite far away.
Some of them say, you know uh, East Asians go to hell, they're parasitic merchants, all of this kind of stuff.
You know, these are the type of people in Pecking are out protesting that are going to be the first people to call racism over anything, over any type of microaggression.
There was a a woman the other day who got complimented on her hair and she said that it was a microaggression, it was racist.
You know, these type of people will call racism over anything but have no issue at all with being racist towards Asian people.
Or they're the same type of people that would go on tv and say, you know, our lionesses are too white haired and blue eyed and they'll call our family terribly white.
As if anyone else would ever get away of calling someone terribly black.
There would literally be riots if they tried.
It's just so hypocritical.
They, these individuals, are genuinely some of the most racist human beings possible.
How are they getting away with writing stuff like that as blatant hatred all over the scene and also the first ones to cry racism whenever anything doesn't go their way because they don't want to put effort in or in society.
elijah schaffer
Well, and that's why I wish, I guess I I, I would love to know uh, who is behind all this right and who's who's?
Who's orchestrating this because um, someone was like oh um, why do you always say that they're attacking white families.
Do you not care about black families?
I go no no no, because they don't attack black families anymore.
They've already.
They've destroyed them, okay.
So, like i'm not saying black families don't matter, i'm saying there's a war on white uh, you know, heterosexual couples and and marriages and life.
Why do I say white?
It's because i've already seen, they've already destroyed black society, or you could say black society destroyed itself.
But, like you know, I think the fatherlessness is like up to like over over 50, I think.
In some places it's up 60 70 uh, in the homes that the poverty rate everything is is higher they've.
This community is absolutely decimated and, as we've always seen in the last couple days because we laughed about it is, rather than fix the damn problems um, all they do is continue to distract us with climate change and more bullshit instead of like solving the crime issues.
And then the best part is is that not only do they say that they don't hold black people accountable, but then they credit black people with building the entire Western civilization.
Like they tell black people actually, you don't need to do no shit because y'all did everything good and you built this.
This is your place.
You can steal because this is your land, you made the Uk and there is that message.
If people want to watch the show on censored.tv, you can see that one about the fact that uh, you know, they like literally they're.
They're saying the black people built society.
So I said, if black people built society, then And just like white people are guilty of the crimes of the society, then I'm going to blame black people for the Holocaust then.
Because if you say that black people are responsible for building Europe and white ancestors, you go back and the guilt goes upon all of us there and back, then I guess black people can't just get the credit for the good parts of society.
They have to share the guilt, the white guilt.
So I hereby transfer my white guilt to black people and they can have black guilt now and they can take credit for all the bad stuff in society.
I just think it's fucking nuts and I don't know why.
I don't get what to do.
Sophie, I don't get what to do about this because it looks like it's getting worse.
Crime's getting worse.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, because we never hold anyone to accountable.
And for some reason, you know, these people aren't held accountable for their actions of their own community.
But for some reason, I'm held accountable as a colonizer for the actions of my ancestors that I wasn't even alive for.
It's just bonkers, you know, why are white people being held accountable for things that they have no impact over?
And yet these people have zero accountability at all about their lives.
And every time we talk about the fact, you know, they say structural racism.
The reason why black people are in poverty isn't because of structural racism.
It's because of things like fatherless.
You know, if you're a single mother, yes, you're going to find it a lot harder.
You can't really raise a family in the UK with one parent.
It's not possible anymore.
So, and that's why, again, a lot of their kids are not behaving in a proper way because they don't have male role models.
But we're too scared to admit the problems that will help their community.
So these people demand help.
They demand reparations.
But the second somebody suggests something that would actually go to improve the lives of black people, whether that be increasing stop and search because black on black stabbings in London is higher than ever and black kids are being slaughtered in the streets of London when they shouldn't be, or whether that's, you know, how do we fix absent fathers?
How do we provide them?
No, they just blame it on this nonsensical structural racism that they've been historically oppressed and all of this crap.
And that's why their lives are never getting better.
And that's what we do in politics all the time.
And that's why the left are so bad is because we have the same tired conversations over and over again.
They blame it on the same crap.
And instead of fixing the actual issues, oh, it's easier to just blame it on structural racism.
You're going to sit there and wonder why your life's not getting better year after year after year.
Because you can give all of these scholarships all your life.
But until you fix the actual problems, it's never going to go away.
But if we try and tell them to fix the problems, all of a sudden they're racist.
So what do you want?
Do you want to live in a society that is equal, that is crimeless, that is, you know, you've got your kids can be going to the top universities, your kids aren't going to be stabbed on their way to school?
Or do you want to keep it out the way it is but continue to, you know, moan oppression all the time?
You know, something's got to change.
And people in those communities need to start taking responsibility for themselves and need to start, you know, making action.
They can't wait for me or us to do it.
elijah schaffer
No, they can't.
And I want to give a huge shout out.
We're going to actually talk about this.
It's funny because I think what's his name, the Prime Minister of UK, Rush?
sophie corcoran
Rushi.
elijah schaffer
Rush is Sanak, right?
The Indians and the Pakistanis run the UK now.
He might have found the solution to the crime problem in all of our countries.
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All right, let's get to the Matrix.
The UK actually might have solved the crime problem.
The story will make you laugh.
If you're just joining, I have commentator and journalist Sophie Corcoran from the UK.
We are broadcasting out of Australia.
I'm from the US.
It's a little bit of all of the immigrants, all the white people came back together.
As I told you earlier, I usually don't allow British people on the show.
unidentified
It's a rule.
elijah schaffer
I don't like British people.
No, I just don't have any British people often.
I said that to Katie Hopkins last time when she was on.
I was like, I always make exceptions for certain Britishes.
But for the most part, I told you, British people are miserable.
Why are they?
They're miserable people.
They're insufferable.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, we are.
I feel like we still have that sort of, you know, stiff upper lip, aristocratic sort of attitudes, and we just moan about everything.
elijah schaffer
I noticed.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
This is the prime.
Can we ask you a question?
Now, this is like where I just get a little bit racist, but it's okay.
Like, well, I'm saying, I'm saying this in a genuine way.
Why are all the leaders in the UK, like Scotland?
And why is everyone like Indian and Pakistani?
Like, I've looked at all these mayors and everything.
They're all like Muslims and Hindus.
And like, where are the white leadership in Britain, which is like their people?
Like, it's a tribe.
Like, they are white people.
Why are all the leaders like Indian and Pakistani and Hindu?
That's crazy to me.
I've never like, I'm just saying, proportionally, how did this happen?
sophie corcoran
I think, you know, London, I think, would be a key example because there's been a massive demographic shift in London in a sense that white British people are actually a minority in our capital city, which makes sense because communities tend to stick together.
So if you have a really large Muslim community, for example, then it's more likely for them to vote for a Muslim mayor.
So I think that's kind of why.
Obviously, Rishi's our first ever Hindu prime minister.
elijah schaffer
We have a Hindu running here too, right?
In the US, you have Vivek Ramaswamy.
unidentified
Yeah.
sophie corcoran
I mean, I think some of those, I think, you know, Hindus for me are really respectable people.
It's one of my favorite religions, in my opinion, in terms of their actually being really, really tolerable people.
But I think the demographic shift has changed.
Obviously, for Rishi Sunak, he wasn't elected really by anybody, which is quite concerning, actually.
Rishi is a private school boy, was educated in Winchester, one of Britain's oldest and best private schools.
He's an insanely, insanely rich man.
He's extremely privileged.
So he hasn't lived, you know, a life like mine.
So he's a very privileged young man.
And basically what happened, there was a bit of a coup to overthrow Liz Trust, which I'm still quite angry about.
And he wasn't elected by any person in the electorate himself or even the party.
So basically, the only people that voted him in were the members of parliament.
But of course, everyone knows how parliament works.
You sort of go, Najnaj, I'll give you a ministerial ship if you give me a vote kind of thing.
So none of them probably actually really wanted Rishi.
And I think that's why there's a real sort of dissettlement in the Conservative Party back at home because Liz Trust won that leadership election fair and square and Rishi Sunak lost it.
And yet we still ended up with Rishi Sunak, which I think is something you can actually see in so many things.
Like if we talk about this voice referendum that's happening in Australia, you know, if the voice loses, they're just going to do a second referendum anyway.
In Brexit, we've started to sort of cozy up back to the EU.
So in a sense, whatever the establishment wants, it will get, regardless of whether the people say no.
The people will say no to the voice.
Well, they're going to get the voice anyway because they're just going to keep doing the referendums until they get their own way.
In Brexit, people said, we want Brexit, we want to leave the EU, and they haven't done it properly.
And the ties are starting to come closer and closer and closer back together.
All of a sudden, they'll sneak it in by the back door.
So whatever the establishment want is what they get.
So when you in politics come up against someone like Rishi Sunak, who's went to Winchester and gone to Oxford, you don't stand a chance.
You know, he will get what he wants.
Whether the people reject him, he will find a way.
elijah schaffer
It feels like that a lot where the government and those who are in authority sort of just like the voting is more of an illusion of choice, like where it's kind of like you're just choosing who gets to enforce what you don't want.
Because even I've noticed that again, all these anti-free speech laws, when you pull the people, it's like sometimes up to 90%.
It's usually at the low end, like 70-something percent of people disapprove of the restrictions on speech in all these countries.
And then they pass the laws anyways.
I don't know anyone in London who agreed on these low-emission cameras and no one wanted them.
And in fact, they're destroying them.
I think they've removed a thousand of them so far.
These blade runners, which are sick, they're going through the middle of the night.
They're removing these cameras.
By the way, they're like fining people up to like £15 a day, £6 to £15.
It depends.
I don't know all the details.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, £12.50 a day most of the time.
elijah schaffer
£12.50, which is like £15 US dollars.
sophie corcoran
And they've paid a congestion charge as well.
So if you drive in London, you've got to pay the congestion charge, which is £15 a day.
Then you've got to pay the ultra-low emission zone.
But my problem with the ultra-low emission zone, which is my problem with the whole of the green stuff, actually, is that it's just picking on the poorest people in society.
Your tradesmen, your builders, your plumbers.
Those are the people, in my view, that keep our fucking country together.
Not the poshwankers sitting up in their ivory towers, to be honest.
Let's be truthful.
And yet it is these people that are struggling at the moment to put food on the table because they're getting taxed to high heavens.
We've got the highest tax burden in 70 years.
We've got a cost of living crisis.
Everything's going up.
And yet they choose to deliberately pick on these people to say, we're going to make you pay £12.50 if you can't drive to work.
And these people can't get on the train.
You can't go and get on the tube with all of your ladders and all of this stuff.
So they're making working class people deliberately poorer when the rich can do whatever the fuck they like.
And like, for example, we're banning private jets.
Sorry, we're banning diesel cars and stuff in the UK by 2030.
And if you don't have a gas boiler, you can be put in prison to up to a year.
Have we banned private jets yet?
No, of course we fucking ain't because the elites can do whatever they want.
It's all about making the poorest people poorer.
And that is my biggest issue with the climate stuff.
You know, it's all it's just about widening the gap, making these people live a better life because eventually people like me from my background, we won't be able to put food on the table, won't be able to heat our own homes or own our own homes.
We won't be able to drive our cars or go on holiday.
Yet these people can do whatever they like.
I made a list of the world's best climate activists the other day and every single one of them has a bloody private jet.
I feel like in order to be a climate activist, you've got to own a private jet, lecture the poor, fly to Davos, give yourself some made-up fucking climate heroic award that you've just made up overnight, put in rules for the poor and then don't follow the rules yourself.
That's how you be a real climate activist.
The rest of it is just nonsense.
elijah schaffer
Well, it is nonsense.
And that's what I was going to say.
It's like the low emission zone, by the way, that's this climate change thing where they're just trying to reduce our ability to move, right?
Independently, where they have cameras that literally will give you basically a ticket or a fine per day for just driving an older car.
That's like literally because you can't afford a new car, they're going to give you a ticket.
I like how someone said I should get a ticket in the chat said I should get a ticket for my voice.
They said my voice should be illegal.
That's actually kind of funny.
But I also want to bring up the fact that they continually make this shit.
Now, what's funny is, is I was told that what the prime minister did couldn't be done, okay?
So I have some ideas for society, particularly dog breeds.
I have a very particular understanding of of dogs and it turns out that there is a particular breed that disproportionately causes problems.
It's a small minority causing a disproportionate majority of the violence.
And so they noticed i'm noticing, you're noticing, we're all noticing that certain breeds of dogs are more violent than others.
And so the Uk goes, look, we see a pattern.
We are starting to notice.
Here's what we're going to do about it.
unidentified
The American xl bully dog is a danger to our communities, particularly our children.
I share the nation's horror at the recent videos we've all seen.
Yesterday we saw another suspected xl bully dog attack which has tragically led to a fatality.
It's clear this is not about a handful of badly trained dogs.
It's a pattern of behavior and it cannot go on while owners already have a responsibility to keep their dogs under control.
I want to reassure people that we are urgently working on ways to stop these attacks and protect the public.
Today I have tasked ministers to bring together police and experts to firstly define the breed of dog behind these attacks with a view to then outlawing it.
It is not currently a breed defined in law, so this vital first step must happen fast.
We will then ban the breed under the Dangerous Dogs Act and new laws will be in place by the end of the year.
These dogs are dangerous.
I want to reassure the public that we will take all necessary steps to keep people safe.
elijah schaffer
Oh Sophie, so there is a breed of dog that disproportionately, is causing problems in the Uk and he says, look, we've just we noticed the pattern.
These dogs are killing people, they're stealing from our stores, they're stealing treats off the shelves right, they're taking the bones.
These dogs are shitting on the streets, they're just doing their thing and he goes, I have a solution.
The solution is we're just gonna fucking ban them, and that's gonna solve it.
We just remove these motherfuckers from our land.
Then maybe this shit will stop.
Now, what I?
What I?
What made me the most angry about this?
I'm gonna tell you this and I want to get your opinion on this, fuck you, Rousy Sanak, and try to you.
Oh so, the pit bulls are causing violence and problems and you're gonna ban them.
I think what we should do is, I have a better solution.
We should actually, they should take more pit bulls from the?
U.s.
And other places.
They should.
They should bring them in on boats, as many of them as possible.
And then they should integrate the the, the pit bulls, into homes with less violent, like white small dogs, and they should integrate them in the neighborhoods, like at the dog parks, like forced integration.
And but they say well, who's gonna take care of all these new dogs?
Government funded kennels, taxpayers will pay for it with the tax dollars they'll, and the dogs will have better medical care than the other dogs.
And yeah sure, what could go wrong?
Bring a bunch of violent pit bulls and forcing them into, injecting them into a society that doesn't want them.
Um well, I think we should then make laws.
But if you criticize the pit bull integrations, that you are uh, a speciesist and you're a bigot because it's a, all fucking dogs matter, Yeah, anyways, that's my rant.
That's what uh that's what I think.
Am I wrong on that?
Isn't that is that what we should do?
According to the way that the country's run, that should be what we should do in the response to the rising problem.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I mean, it just makes it funny that they want to ban you know dogs because of public safety, but yet they're fine with like hundreds and thousands of undocumented people just rocking up to our shores and we don't know who they are or where they've come from.
But yeah, your analogy was pretty spot on.
That's how Britain is, I'm afraid.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, yeah.
And so it's like, I wonder if the chat, yeah, someone said, that's racist.
But like, it's funny.
It's like, hey, we noticed a problem.
And I'm so shocked to hear anyone in the West even care about a solution to violence, right?
It's like rare.
It happens to just be dogs, but it's like, yo, we, it's true, pit bulls do commit most of the violence.
It's like, it's, and people always blame, you know, it's the same cope.
They blame the owner.
And I'm like, I guess there's just majority of pit bull owners are bad then because they're very dangerous animals and there's always pit bull defenders out there.
I know your pit bull is fine, right?
It's always your pit bulls, the good one.
But they're mauling children.
And so they go, we're going to ban this shit.
I'm pretty sure it's already illegal here.
I'm pretty sure you can't have those here.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, so in the UK, pit bulls were actually banned as well.
It's just the XL bully, so the American XL bully that was not, because they couldn't identify what it was.
So they were still allowed.
elijah schaffer
Those friggin pit bulls.
I just, but I, but I'm saying, like, this is what, this is what's interesting.
So the West can provide solutions.
So we, we can.
So we still can notice a problem.
sophie corcoran
You can generalize as well.
Generalizing is fine when it comes to animals.
elijah schaffer
Right, but I'm saying, but so, so, we're, but we're good with that.
And I, like, I thought the West just didn't even care anymore about violence, but they can solve the problem.
But the question is, would they have the balls to do that and be like, hey, maybe we should stop bringing Afghans and Albanians and shit into London?
Have you ever met Lunt?
Why do you okay?
Also, can we ask, is it the why do people want to go to England?
I fucking hate the UK.
Like, I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't, I want to visit Edinburgh maybe or something like go visit, right?
But I don't want to live there.
Who's trying to live in England?
Especially London.
It's not that great of a city.
sophie corcoran
No, it's not.
Yeah, you're right.
No, I think it's obviously because we give them better health care than their own citizens could ever want.
They get rejected asylum in France because a lot of these guys aren't actually asylum seekers.
Over 70% of them were men.
So none of them were women.
Sorry, 98% of them, sorry, were men.
Most of them aren't women and children, obviously.
They're all fighting age men.
And they've all of a sudden left the war zone apparently and gone from France.
So the war zone in France, where you know you're going to go Disneyland, Paris.
They come over to Britain.
We give them four-star hotels and everything they want.
They then complain about their four-star hotels as if that is not as good as their tent that they've been living in in France or the war zone that they've supposedly escaped from.
But the most concerning fact about this actually is that 70%, because I've seen them do it on the boats, because I've been like we go and do migrant watch a lot of the time and they throw all of their passports and stuff overseas.
So they are documenting.
They just don't want you to know who they are because they're not real asylum seekers.
But what they actually do is over 70% of the asylum seekers that have said that they were children were actually not children.
But they're being put in schools with kids.
So you've got grown adults sitting in classrooms with kids.
Do you know what I mean?
Is it incredibly dangerous and we shouldn't be allowing it?
But yet if I speak about it, I'm a racist and I'm a bigot.
It's ludicrous.
And I think that's why we talk about a lot of feminists.
You know, got all these green-haired vegan feminists, if you blew on them, they'd fall over that talk about how much they care about women.
But as soon as it comes to, you know, women getting absolutely battered by men in our sports or a bunch of hordes of, you know, undocumented men that are going to come and sit amongst classrooms with young girls, hang outside of schools or potentially, you know, come up against a woman in the street and have had history of violence because a lot of them do.
All of a sudden, they don't care.
So you can't tell me you're a feminist then if you don't care about violence against women.
Don't come and tell me all the time.
Every time a woman gets killed by a white straight man in the UK, you get the same spill of all men are trash.
You need to educate your sons.
All men are like abusers and domestic violence is and rapists and all of this crap.
So then why do you want me to share a bathroom with one?
Do you know what I mean?
Why do you want me to import loads of them who we don't know where they're from over from the channel and accept that?
It's just illogical.
The whole thing is illogical.
elijah schaffer
White, it's white men that are the rapists and dangerous, right?
There is no forgiveness for white men.
And that's always the funny thing, too.
We were talking about that earlier about how the West will always, that's my point.
Like they'll notice the pattern of violence in pit bulls, but not in migrants.
Like they'll be like, hey, Eve, if you look at a woman wrong, that can be rape.
And then it's like, there's literally like grooming rape gangs.
And they're like, but don't talk about those.
And so like people get mad.
You know, it's like, oh, racism.
A guy tried to stop a woman from stealing weaves.
That's racism.
And then there's like literally black people like beating the shit out of Asians on the street.
And like everyone's like, oh, but let's not talk about that.
You know, and there's this total misdirected focus in the West to like where it feels orchestrated.
To me, it doesn't feel organic.
It feels like we're being forced to live in like a fake world where we can't talk about our problems.
We can't acknowledge the issue.
It's like, you know, cities are dangerous.
Yeah, I can explain to you who's doing the danger.
Don't say that.
That's not, that's racism.
And you're like, what would you rather have?
Would you rather be racist or safe?
and safe or, like, look good in virtue signal and live in a shithole.
And that's what it is.
sophie corcoran
They're allowed to be racist all the time, though.
They can go on TV and call people terribly white and say that these people are too white and, you know, plaster things all over shopfront saying that Asians are evil, and no one's going to cancel them for it.
Yeah.
And I get painted as some sort of far-right nutcase because I literally want women's rights.
I want to have my own sports without being pushed over by a six-foot man.
You know, I want communities with black kids to be able to send their kids to school for those kids to be going to Oxford for their kids to not be stabbed on the way to school.
That's what I want.
But I get called far right for doing that.
It's just ludicrous.
unidentified
Right.
sophie corcoran
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
Well, and a couple of you guys, by the way, sent some super chats in Rumble.
Waters828 said to Baywatch pit bulls, which I don't know what that means, but I guess they're people.
And also someone named Penis Dickerson said, good work, Elijah.
Would you have Zirka on?
Yeah, I would.
Zirka could totally come on.
He probably would come on too.
It'd be better to have him in person, but we will see.
He's a great, a great live streamer.
Absolutely fantastic.
I want to look at something really crazy involved in this as well.
We were talking about the fact of how, like, who's behind this?
Well, there's a brazen video that was released.
It's titled that it was someone from the UN.
Let me see what the actual.
So apparently this is Melissa Fleming's UN Secretary General for Global Communications.
So yeah, and she blames Twitter slash X for the spread of dangerous misinformation and hate speech at the Nobel Prize Summit.
Okay, that's what this is.
And it's so crazy how she accidentally admits that the UN has been lobbying and controlling tech companies to censor citizens.
And this is one of the main issues I have is outside groups like the EU or the UN or like, you know, or hear the voice, right?
They're trying to do the voice to parliament.
These non-elected individuals who are trying to tell us what we can, can't do, and can and can't say.
And listen to how brazenly she admits that for years they have been using lobbying to control and restrict questioning on things, not just on racism, but also on climate change.
Listen to this.
unidentified
And of course, firings at Twitter have left us with no one to call to flag content that is abusive or even incitement to violence.
We're now seeing that almost anyone can promote disinformation for the price of a blue tick.
So we've still, it's not all bad, we have teamed up with the platforms to elevate reliable information around COVID and climate, to amplify trusted messengers.
And we have quite an army of them out there who want to take UN content and promote it within their followings.
And also educating users on how to slow the spread of disinformation.
Our new slogan that we want to have everybody have in their ear when they're online is pause, take care before you share.
But yet, we do feel like we are in an information war and that we need to massively ramp up our response.
So we're creating at the UN a central capacity to monitor, monitor, and also have the ability to rapidly react when mis and disinformation and hate speech is threatening not just our people, our operations, but also the issues and the causes that we're working on.
But also we're going to be gearing up our verified initiative around climate change and developing this UN code of conduct on information integrity on digital platforms, hoping to set global standards that we can all advocate around.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is that idea.
She says that we no longer have the staff at Twitter to do what we need them to do to help us.
They always use phrases for censorship, like new phrases.
It's like uphold integral information and boost logical findings and suppress lies.
And you're like, you mean censor people you disagree with who are countering narratives.
Remember, climate change is so real and black people are so awesome that it takes billions of dollars coordinated global efforts to try to reinforce the narrative.
And that's what I was saying.
This is what the fucking problem is.
And it pisses me off.
It's like, these are just narratives.
And it's not reality.
Like, climate change is a fucking scam.
It's a scam.
It is a scam.
It is a scam.
This idea of humans controlling the whole climate, bitch, there was an ice age.
unidentified
That's what I always say.
elijah schaffer
Things are getting warmer.
That's why we're not in the ice age, because things are getting warmer.
So just stop with the bullshit.
And it's like, well, we need global concerted effort.
Like, they're trying to overreach and outpace the voter.
Democracies aren't real.
Like, you're voting, but the UN is deciding what tech companies, what you can and can't say.
That's why this show is so suppressed.
Our viewers don't even get notifications for our live streams.
I have people write me regularly being like, hey, man, are you ever going to start your show again?
I'm like, it goes every day.
It goes every week.
And they're like, oh, shit, I didn't know.
I looked you up and I didn't even see your channel.
And I'm like, yes, it exists.
You just can't find it.
Why?
Is it because we're breaking any laws?
Is it because I'm violating the Constitution?
Is it because I'm saying anything illegal?
Is it because I'm doing anything incorrect?
No, but I am violating, I'm going against the grain.
I'm violating the narrative.
And I will call out and I'll say things that you shouldn't say, which is the truth.
But these fucking bitches and these people are like, they walk around and just, let's just be honest what it is.
It's tyranny.
It's tyrannical authoritarianism at a global level and they don't want us to have our individual rights.
And that's who's behind it.
It's these people.
It's they.
Who is they?
These people, the elites.
sophie corcoran
The unelected people that are not accountable to the people that vote them in.
And that's the problem we've had in the UK.
The reason why we can't get rid of net zero, even though every single one of us doesn't want net zero, is because our government signed up to it at some sham WEF conference.
Or, you know, we're in the European Court of Human Rights.
None of these people have anything to do with Britain at all.
And in my view, as a politician, if I was a politician, I'd pull out of all of these groups.
And the reason why is because the only people that you should be accountable for as a politician are the people that pay your fucking bills, the people that pay the taxes in this country, the people that vote you in.
Because without those people, you wouldn't be in the damn job that you're in.
But yet they don't serve them.
They serve Davos.
The leader of the opposition in the UK is a guy called Keir Starmer, bland as wallpaper, pretty much.
And he said in an interview, he was asked, what do you prefer, Westminster, which is obviously where our houses of parliament are, or Davos?
And he said, Davos.
So you would rather, you know, go on a jolly with a bunch of elite people who are not democratically elected and are going to hold you account than actually serve the fucking people that put you in that job in the first place.
It's such a disgrace.
But the thing is, one thing I've really learned, which was quite a crazy journey for me, actually, I was 19 when I went to report of the World Economic Forum.
And one thing I always say is, who fact checks the fact checkers?
And I went to the WF and Reuters said something that was, it was said something that was misinformation.
I can't remember what was, it was a couple years ago now.
And I saw it with my own eyes.
It was blatantly true.
And I thought, how come are they saying this?
So I went and looked.
Who's one of the main sponsors for the World Economic Forum?
Reuters.
And that's kind of when everything started to sort of make sense for me.
You know, they're all in it together.
It's all a big club.
Whoever's got money will roll, and whoever doesn't won't.
You know, they sponsored the events.
And the media companies, when I went to Davos, they were all accredited.
So no normal person that was actually going to be able to hold these people to account was accredited.
And all of these people were given storefronts.
They're all fucking in it.
They're all in the same club together.
And if you're not in that club, then you're going to be branded as a bigot or whatever else.
But they're all paying each other's bills.
They're all sponsoring the events.
They're all given a cheeky million grand here or there to get their own way.
None of it's democratic at all.
In fact, it's the complete opposite of democracy in every single way.
All of these globalist groups, the only people politicians should be accountable for are the people that put them in the job in the first place.
That's my view anyway.
elijah schaffer
Oh, and I absolutely agree with you on that.
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My guest, if you're just joining today, is Sophie Corcoran.
She's commentator journalist from the United Kingdom here in Australia as well.
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I want to get into something a little funny, and I want to have another discussion about a place that has fallen our institutions, right?
They've stripped us of everything.
I don't think you're quite like a lot of people in the UK in here.
You're not very religious yourself.
Am I right?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You're not very religious, but I think you understand there's a difference between not being religious and sacrilegious, right?
Yes.
Like you said, you know, so sacrilegious is worse than non-religious, in my opinion, meaning if you don't know what you're talking about, fine.
But to try to desecrate Christianity and destroy it from the inside and mock it is difficult.
We're going to look at some funny videos of woke churches on this Laugh Out Loud.
Genuine question, as somebody who's not religious, what do you think...
What do you think of like the current woke Christian churches?
You know, the rainbow flag ones that are like, you know, got gay lesbian pastors.
Like, what are your, what are your opinions on that as somebody who's like not affiliated with Christianity?
sophie corcoran
Well, I mean, I'm not a Christian, but I know the Christian teachings and the idea of Christianity is all about family.
It's about creating for the future.
And obviously, biology is biology.
But I do think it's ludicrous.
You know, what's the point of being religious if you're not going to follow the religion?
You know, if you don't agree or believe in religious teachings, just don't be religious.
Or don't try and destroy it from within.
Do you know what I mean?
Allow people to, because we wouldn't, you know what I find really, really, really annoying is that in Britain, if a hardcore Christian comes out and says, you know what, guys, I don't agree with gay marriage.
You know, it's against my religion.
It's not a bit of me.
They'll be crucified in so many ways.
But if a Muslim comes out and says, you know, I don't want my daughter wearing a dress that's too long.
I don't want her showing her hair.
I don't want my daughter being gay.
No one questions it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I think that's what's weird, though, about it is it's not, to me, it's not just like, look, I believe in the Bible, but like, I have a really, there's some things I have a hard time applying.
Like, I lack some discipline, some obedience to certain things.
But here's the difference.
Like, this is what I don't understand.
It's like, I could just admit, someone's like, hey, what you're doing is wrong.
And I don't go, no, actually, that's not what the Bible meant.
I go, no, you're correct.
Like, the Bible does say that's wrong.
And I'm doing that.
Or I talk like that.
You're correct.
That's not, that's not a good example of Christianity.
That's, that's, that's, and that's, I don't know why people can't just admit that.
Like, you maybe don't, maybe there's certain parts of the Bible you're just being disobedient in or you're not following, but you don't need to try to bend a book that is clear or bend the religion to like be something it's not.
Like, I don't agree with Islam.
I don't, I think it's a false religion.
I don't, I don't like Islam.
I think it's dangerous.
I think it's, I think it's, I think it's a dangerous religion.
I think they get some things right.
I think they do get an understanding of order.
I think they have a nice patriarchy and stuff, but I also think that Islam just gets way out of control.
And I think that Arab people are wild.
And when you put Islam and Arab people together, because I know some Christian Arabs and they're pretty cool, but when you put the Islam in Arab, you get some pretty interesting individuals.
That's all I'll say.
I'll leave it at that.
However, this is a church service.
I don't know what the point of this was.
From my understanding, this is not vacation Bible school.
This is not a children's thing.
This is a daddy in heaven baby shark rendition.
There's so much going on and it just gets crazier the more you go into it.
Welcome to Christianity.
Feed the homeless.
God, and put on Baby Shark Productions during your church service.
Please, no.
Please, don't.
There's a shark.
sophie corcoran
What's this got to do with Jesus?
elijah schaffer
It just gets weirder.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I don't understand what's going on.
unidentified
I want to be the shark though Pirates of the Caribbean
elijah schaffer
Um, I don't, I have so many questions, yeah, me too.
I have so many questions.
Like, like, there's just, I have so many questions.
sophie corcoran
I'm just confused.
unidentified
Yeah.
sophie corcoran
What's that got to do with Jesus?
elijah schaffer
What's that got to do with anything?
Like, also, what even was that?
Like, apart from God and Christ and the purpose of church, what was the Pirates of the Caribbean baby shark rendition?
Like, what was going?
What was, was that a performance?
Was it a message?
Was it like, do you know what I mean?
From a purely artistic standpoint, what the fuck was that?
I don't know.
sophie corcoran
I have no words.
I genuinely don't know what to, I was like, I don't understand what's going on.
elijah schaffer
It was an amazing performance.
Chat was like, amazing performance.
Yeah.
sophie corcoran
I'd want to be the shark.
The shark nailed it, in my opinion.
elijah schaffer
And as we see with all these ones, it's the women that are in the videos as well.
Like, it's the weirdest thing, too, is like, this is where you need a structure with men and women.
Like, some men need to come in and say, hey, ladies, this is cute and everything, but like, we're not going to use the church budget for these costumes.
You know, those are some, it was good costume and wardrobe.
It was really well done.
And this is where women have good intentions in church, but this is why they were talking about like men being pastors and stuff.
It's like, it is really important to have male leadership in a marriage in life in general.
And a lot of these churches have become like the feminist movement, they become sort of like gynocentric or female-centric.
They don't serve the interests of, let's say, God.
And that's why you'll notice they all start calling God a she now.
This is very common.
Like, God's a woman.
unidentified
And you're like, what?
sophie corcoran
Where's the hymns?
Where are the choristers?
Us Brits, we love a chorister.
It's so beautiful.
What was that baby shark chorister edition?
They get, you know, they get scholarships at private schools if you're a good chorister in the UK.
unidentified
Really?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, the boys, yeah, young boys, because they sing at all the rural ceremonies.
I'm fantastic if you go towards them.
elijah schaffer
Well, we have one more video.
It's almost harder to watch.
Are you familiar with the story of Noah?
sophie corcoran
It was in like Noah's Ark.
unidentified
Yeah, all right.
elijah schaffer
Probably one of the most famous stories ever.
And this, I don't, again, again with the idea of I don't know what's going on here at the church, right?
unidentified
Like, I don't interesting.
elijah schaffer
I know.
It's like, no wonder why there's not a lot of people there, right?
This almost looks like a conservative event in Australia.
Like 20 people just saying.
There's like nobody there and it's gay.
All right.
This is a church service.
And I don't know what's going on.
I was told this is church, and here goes the telling of Noah.
sophie corcoran
Convert me.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
unidentified
So, did you know that there are rainbow stories in the Bible?
Yes, not very many, but there's one that's my special favorite.
Do you know the story about Noah's Ark?
You ever heard of Noah's Ark?
No?
Well, let me tell you: there was this person named Noah, and he had a big family.
And he lived at a time.
This is just a story.
It's like a myth.
He lived at a time when people.
elijah schaffer
Wait, why are you a pastor if you don't believe in the Bible?
Right?
Like, that's what I was bringing up.
It's like, and it's a myth.
Like, you don't believe the Bible is a true story.
Why do you run a church?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, like, don't they have to like actually go through some steps as well to get to go to seminary?
You can't just rock up and stick the cloak on and say, I'm going to preach.
Like, you actually have to do stuff.
So, how did, how did she get through?
Like, who like ticked her off and said, yeah, she's the one?
elijah schaffer
Probably the other lesbians that were before her.
Like, why are they always like, and it's, it's like, why is it like a lesbian?
Like, they never look normal.
They always have dyke haircuts.
sophie corcoran
The cast of baby shark must have ticked her off, originally.
elijah schaffer
And holding the gay flag.
Again, so many questions here.
So many questions.
It just gets weirder, okay?
Here's this.
So it's a myth.
unidentified
People all around his family were doing mean things.
Mean, mean things.
And so God was mad at all the mean things.
So I didn't really think that God had a sense of outrage, but apparently she does.
sophie corcoran
She?
elijah schaffer
I told you they're always, it's always God's a she now.
sophie corcoran
Morgan Freeman, we're raging because he played an excellent con game.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'd literally rather have Morgan Freeman as God than as she.
Like, dude, they don't even, I love how they want to respect everyone's pronouns except for God.
sophie corcoran
Dylan Mulvaney is going to be cast as the next god.
unidentified
You just like Dylan Mulvaney.
elijah schaffer
I know this is sacrilegious.
Jesus in the passion 2.
He's like, oh my gosh.
I wouldn't.
It's Netflix.
It's Netflix's passion.
unidentified
it's gotta be disney disney's redoing like the passion on disney plus starring dylan mulvaney oh that's the christmas story and dylan mulvaney is like oh he can't be a wise man It's the three wise women.
sophie corcoran
Surely the wise.
elijah schaffer
And it's like Benjamin Button.
They don't even get the timeline right.
God doesn't start as a baby and gets older.
He gets goes from older into a baby.
unidentified
Mary.
elijah schaffer
Dylan Mulvaney.
Dude, we need to start.
That's what we need to use AI for is creating fake commercials like that.
Like with Dylan Mulvaney as well.
sophie corcoran
Why don't we do what Baby Shark did and create our own production?
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
Okay, but it does get, it just gets weirder.
Here's the story of the myth of Noah.
unidentified
So in a fit of rage, God said, Noah, I am going to cause a big flood and we're going to get rid of everything and start over again.
But I want you to build a very, very, very big boat.
elijah schaffer
I bet you a hundred bucks.
There's no deaf people in the.
There's nobody understanding those kind of stuff.
unidentified
We were going to put two of every animal and the waters began to come down and it rained and rained, and rained and rained, and you know, here's the thing why is there so many angles right?
elijah schaffer
Why is there so many camera cuts?
Like it's better production than this show.
unidentified
This is improving films and people that had been destroyed by the water.
sophie corcoran
Well, that little pride flag sticking up in the corner is.
unidentified
It's just making me laugh.
Regret regret, there's the word.
God regretted that, and so God said to Noah and his family, i'm never gonna do that again.
Even when people do bad things, I'm going to find a way to love them anyway.
And you know how you can tell that I'm never going to do that again?
I'm going to put a rainbow in the sky.
Every time you see that rainbow, you'll know I'll never do that bad thing again.
I love you.
sophie corcoran
I mean, we can tell it's nonsense anyway because God clearly can't be a she because girls don't apologize.
unidentified
Yeah.
sophie corcoran
We never apologize and we never take accountability for anything.
So literally he can't be a she if he's apologized.
We don't do that.
We just don't.
elijah schaffer
I put a tweet that made a bunch of women mad one time.
I said, I said, yeah, I found out that women were never wrong.
In 100% of situations, I spoke to all the women involved and they all agreed they shared no blame.
And dude, in any misunderstanding I've ever been in with a woman, it's just true, guys.
Don't even try to explain.
You are always wrong and they are always right.
And I'm not being cucked.
I'm not saying that's true.
I'm saying just trust me, they will never take accountability and you will always be 100% at guilt and you are in fact in fact that's what you see.
Have you ever watched where a girl start hitting a guy and then he punches her back and then she starts like, just like starts crying?
It's like, don't hit a guy.
And all these bitches on the internet's like, well, you never hit a woman.
It's like, why don't you tell the woman, just like black people, to have some accountability for your actions and also don't hit a guy.
And maybe, maybe if you caught him making out with another chick or sleeping with someone, you can slap him.
But that's about the, that's, that's it.
That's the only situation.
sophie corcoran
But I think, yeah, so clearly her preaching is wrong because she said God was a she.
Deconstructed that theory.
elijah schaffer
And what was the flood?
Like, yeah, God was crying because he kind of broken up with.
Like, but it's just a weird.
That's what I don't understand this.
Just don't, just don't be a Christian.
And also, kind of, like, no, low-key, and I don't mean to be, to, to be rude here.
God kind of sent the flood to destroy people like this.
Like, the whole point was, was people were just like not living.
sophie corcoran
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It says in the, like, they were violent and they were degenerate.
And this is like why God judged them.
And you're like waving the flag.
And this is like the most sacrilegious thing.
You've taken the rainbow, which was not, God didn't regret this.
He didn't regret it.
He actually had to cleanse the earth.
And then he cleansed the earth.
And then he said a rainbow, not because he regretted it, but it was a promise that he wouldn't judge the earth through water, through flooding again.
Because it says in Revelation, he's going to cleanse the earth again through fire.
So I don't know if they also know fire is coming.
Like, I don't know.
I kind of, they're like, and he'll never do it again.
These people are going to be in a really, when they die, they're going to really be in a bad situation because it's.
I'm saying, if I'm God, I'm sending these people to hell.
They get to go to.
Actually, they send themselves.
By the way, that's an awesome misconception.
God doesn't send people to hell.
People choose to go to hell by rejecting God.
So I don't know.
I just don't know why lesbians are into this stuff.
I'm done with it.
I'm so done with the lesbianism.
I'm just, I'm done with it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're going to finish the rest of the show on Rumble only.
So if you're watching on YouTube, I am putting the link to the chat into Rumble.
So head over to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
Don't forget, you can get these shirts at slightlyoffensive.com slash shop.
And you can also support the show directly at locals, elijahschafer.locals.com.
You can get the exclusive live chat if you're there.
And you can also get the news show that's on Thursday nights and all of this content in one place in the back there at censored.tv promo code offensive.
Make sure that you get a membership.
Directly support the show.
I'm trying to figure out what to do with that and how to get the locals and everything together.
But it's a really great way.
You can pick up a t-shirt.
You can do a lot of ways to support the show.
So Sophie, as we go over there, make sure you tell people where they can find and follow you as we finish the rest of the show on Rumble.
sophie corcoran
You can find me on my Twitter at safe Louis CC or my Instagram, same handle.
elijah schaffer
All right, see you over at Rumble.
We'll see you there.
All right, we're live on Rumble Only.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
It's Friday night in the United States.
It is a little late.
Sorry for starting late, guys.
I know it always messes a lot of you guys up when we start late.
But if you would have seen the technical issues we were having in the studio, you should be happy you have a show tonight because there was, it's things just, am I wrong?
Things just weren't working.
sophie corcoran
We were just not having it.
Anything that could have gone wrong could have gone wrong.
But then the most simple things ever were how we fixed it, which was like so annoying.
Like when you're looking for something, it's like right in front of you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so we did fix it, but we're here.
So we're on Rumble.
We're on Locals.
And so what's up to the Locals chat?
How are you guys doing?
I really do love you guys over at Locals.
You can support the show, like I said, directly at elijaschafer.locals.com.
Get a membership at Censored as well.
You can do both.
You can do whatever.
I do appreciate it.
I'm saying hi to the people.
A couple of, as we go through this, I want to read a couple of your guys's super chats that you sent here in locals at elijahschaefer.locals.com.
It says, I'll say it again, make the West white again.
They hate us.
So why shouldn't we push back?
Look, I understand, I believe that too.
I think that a lot of our problems would be fixed by making sure that we vet, that we just, I think we need to just shut down immigration in the meantime.
Like you mentioned this, like we can't even, we can't even have these discussions on who gets to stay.
Like, let's just say dogs, which dog breeds get to stay until you cut off the immigration and like stop the influx, right?
That's what you were saying.
Like, you've got to cut the valve.
unidentified
Yeah.
sophie corcoran
And the thing is, you know, look at the countries in the Middle East.
When people come to our country, they demand that our culture changes for them.
If I was to go to one of their cultures, would I ever demand?
No, because they wouldn't have any of it.
You know, they don't have these record-breaking immigration numbers.
You know, so what they're doing is fine.
Nobody criticizes them.
But as soon as the West wants to try and do it, they criticize us.
But I think the problem is, is immigration is, in my view, the cause of all of the UK's problems.
Our housing crisis, our NHS shortages, our rampant crime, our just unhappiness in Britain.
And in order to solve those problems, it's like you run in a bath.
You know, if your bar's overflowing, you don't instantly start reaching for the mop and start mopping it up while your tap's still flowing because you can only mop so fast, especially if the tap is running quicker than you can actually mop.
You're never going to get anywhere.
You're just going to be mopping for hours and you're still going to have water all over the floor.
First thing you have to do is turn off the tap.
The exact same thing happens with immigration.
We need to stop immigration so we can start mopping up the issues that we have with our public services or our culture in Britain.
And then we can finally get back on track.
Because at the moment, we're just throwing tens and millions of pounds of money at things and more and more people are coming in quicker than we can build homes, build schools, build hospitals, and we don't get anywhere.
There's still water all over the floor.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
And also Ampovich says, what's up in the chat?
You guys, I'm here with the Rumble chat and we're looking at you, but I agree.
And we need to just get back to the West being like a people.
We need to be a people.
We're not an economic unit.
We're not just a random society of multiculturalism.
Multiculturalism is dumb as fuck.
What do you mean, multiculturalism?
Like, what does that even culture?
We want multiple cultures, which means we want to change the set of values of our nation.
sophie corcoran
We don't want to do that.
I understand that's really weird.
In the UK, we have a Labour Party, which is our left-wing party.
elijah schaffer
Same as here, right?
Labour?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, they appeal to two demographics.
They appeal to the alphabet people.
I want to be a frying pan lunchtime and then a dishwasher in the afternoon group.
And then they apply to the Muslims.
But the two groups hate each other.
So it just, in that sense, it just sums everything up perfectly.
They hate each other.
They despise each other.
You know, because the Muslims don't like any of the frying pan people stuff.
So if they can't work in such a small party in a political sense, you know, how can you chuck everyone in a nation with so many different views?
And instead of laying down the law like they do in the Middle East and say, this is our culture, you either come here or like it or get lost.
If, you know, we just allow them to come here and demand things.
That's why things go wrong.
That's why you get, you know, violence.
That's why you get things like racism.
That's why you get anger because there's no structure.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
That's why Why Are You Gay said right-wing pendulum swing, coming back heavy, and also make the West white again.
Someone also sent this picture of what the problem is going on right now in the UK.
All the pit bulls are just coming over on boats.
sophie corcoran
Where's the women?
Can anyone, let's play Where's Wally?
Can anyone spot a woman on that boat?
Because I can't quite see one.
Anyone?
elijah schaffer
I think that's so good.
I'm going to start using pit bulls.
That's going to be my recipe.
Dude, that's such a good thing.
That's the dog whistle.
And don't accuse me of dog whistling.
I'm talking about an actual dog whistle, right?
Because dog whistles are bad.
That's racism.
I'm talking about real physical dog whistles.
sophie corcoran
Someone on Twitter actually is the funniest thing.
The poor guy's got like 2,000 quote tweets, you know, like absolutely ratioed, where he said that the banger of pitbulls was in my quote.
And I literally, he said it was dog racism.
elijah schaffer
Really?
sophie corcoran
It was dog racism.
I was crying.
I was like, yes, dog racism.
That's exactly what's going on.
elijah schaffer
I hate pitbulls.
sophie corcoran
I'll retweet it so you can see it.
elijah schaffer
I will.
I'm going to look.
You can send it to me in a DMC.
sophie corcoran
It's so funny.
I was literally dying.
elijah schaffer
Why are you gay?
Said we need a nationalist party in every country.
It's true.
Why are you gay also said this woman is based and then said bigotry of low expectations.
That's why the left, what the left pushes.
That's what we need to exploit.
That's true.
They have low expectations, but if you're right wing, they have the highest.
Dude, this is why.
Can I just say this?
I've mentioned multiple things.
This is why I kind of loathe about the right wing is they hold us to standards.
They don't hold themselves to the left.
They hold us to standards.
But the right wing, like the left doesn't even have to waste time attacking us anymore.
The right wing attacks itself.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I agree with you on that, actually.
You know, the one thing about the left is they're so effective because they stick together most of the time and they come out in huge numbers.
Whereas for some reason, and I suppose it is because of the culture of people who are right wing, people who are, you know, highly competitive, who hold themselves to highest standards.
You know, these type of people, again, tend to be more competitive.
So they tend to try and compete with each other.
A lot of right-wing talking heads try and compete with each other and outdo this one.
And in order to do that, sometimes they have to chat a lot of crap about someone, slack someone off, try and get people cancelled because they're threatened by people.
And the reason why we see this on the right is because most people on the right wing are those types of people.
You know, you're high achievers.
And that's why you get those characteristics.
But it's not effective.
We need to work together.
There's no reason for us not to work together.
Because one thing that always annoys me is growing up in Britain is they always talk about this thing called the silent majority.
Oh, don't worry.
We have the silent majority.
We have the silent majority.
Well, sometimes there comes a point where the silent majority can no longer afford to be silent anymore.
And that time is now because we're letting a bunch of greenhead vegan nut jobs run the country.
And there's no reason for us to be because in all of our nations, the majority of people are conservative.
But we just need to stick together.
We need to make being conservative cool.
The reason why all this green shit has got attraction is because they all got behind Greta Funberg.
She became a celebrity and everyone wants to be a celebrity.
So they think she's cool.
We don't do that on the right.
And that's the issue.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we don't.
We don't.
And it is an unfortunate thing where I've seen, you know, myself, like a lot of, I've just seen a lot of people splinter.
And the splintering is not helpful.
You know, like if you leave the White House under the Biden admin, you will have a job at Cambridge University and you will have a show on MSNBC.
And, you know, if you do something crazy, like I've always said this, that the reason why we're not attracting young people is because we cancel our radicals.
Radicals attract the youth.
And they not only enable their radicals, they fund them.
You want to ban guns in the U.S. and change the constitution.
You will get paid.
They will make sure you have money.
You will be well, well supported.
You will have speaking gigs.
You will go all around the nation.
They will support you.
And what do our people do?
They're like, oh, if you are extreme on the right wing, they're like, dude, we don't want to associate with these people.
We'd rather just have like status quo stuff.
And I think that's where the right wing doesn't have any doesn't have any young people following it.
Because if you started coming out and being like, dude, we want to ban immigration.
We want to like real right-wing positions, people would get excited for that.
But if it's like, they're just like, hey, we want the right wing to be a little bit less left.
Like I always say that we want our trans people to be 18 and older.
We want our, like, you know what I mean?
That's all the right-wing is now.
It's like, we just want to ban like trans stuff for children.
It's like, why don't we ban those?
That's mutilation.
It's fucking taking advantage of mentally ill people.
Why don't we ban it altogether?
How about we ban this shit and stop talking about trans issues and start tackling the real issues?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I think the real problem is for young people is that a lot of them are right-wing.
I go around campus all the time.
And when I'm on campus, a lot of people feel more comfortable to be right wing.
But the problem is, if someone like me, you know, I started in the media as soon as I was 18 and I do work in the mainstream media.
I'm not going to, I haven't been cancelled just yet, surprisingly, on some channels.
I have been cancelled on others actually because I got too many views.
Because there's a lot of gatekeepers in the conservative movement and they don't like the fact that a 20-year-old girl is going to come and dislodge them.
And that's the truth.
But the fact of the matter is, is that, you know, I've had to pay an enormous price in doing this.
You know, people always say to me, you're never going to be able to get a job again.
You know, your life's basically going to be over.
And other young people are seeing that and thinking, fuck that.
I'm not going to do that.
That sounds terrifying.
You know, so yes, okay, I've got the bollocks to go and do it.
But a lot of them don't because, you know, they don't want their life, like to think about not being able to get a job or being smeared as this person, which is completely understandable.
But yet right-wing commentators will, you know, go, oh, you know, they'll do the virtue signaling crap like they all do.
You know, oh, you know, the schools are so woke.
There's all the young people are so woke.
They're not.
You're just not supporting the ones that aren't.
And that's the problem.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, it's like, it's like some form of like kosher conservatism.
Yes.
And it's like, what even is that?
Like, it's, and I'm not a conservative.
I'm, I'm bluntly right-wing.
I'm not a conservative.
I don't really understand conservatism.
It's not that I'm against it.
I like conservatives.
I just don't understand what they're doing.
And I've always said that.
I don't know what conservatives are conserving.
I just see that they judge a lot of people.
Like they'll judge a lot of women for having high body counts on Twitter and stuff.
But like in terms of action in the real world, I don't see conservatives in the party, right?
Like the Dennis Pragers and people doing much to actually change the world.
They just kind of like run non-profits.
They generate money.
They have speaking gigs.
But I'm like, but what are you doing?
sophie corcoran
They're conserving their own bank accounts.
The people that are, you know, supporting them, they don't want to lose their sponsors.
They don't want to lose their, you know, massive speaking gigs.
And 99% of the chance, if we all say, actually, let's just not worry about losing our sponsors or losing our speaking gigs.
And all of us have the same attitude, then the speaking gigs won't be lost.
The sponsors won't be lost because all of us will feel that way.
But we have to work as a team.
And that's the problem.
There's a group of people that are too scared to work as a team because they've got an enormous amount of money coming.
And that's what they really care about.
There's conservatives that have real principles and will do those principles at whatever the cost may be.
And most of them tend to come from backgrounds like ours.
Or you'll have the rich conservatives that are born into money who don't really have principles.
They just, you know, use it as a blindfold, really, for everyone else to get the money that they want in the speaking gigs.
elijah schaffer
I like how when a woman's talking, you're making good points, and then the chat's just like, how can I date Sophie?
unidentified
It's like, women, they get a point, men, how do I date this person?
elijah schaffer
Someone said, how do I fly around and do a podcast with her?
But no, it is, I think you are single, right?
unidentified
Yes.
All right.
elijah schaffer
There it is, guys.
unidentified
You're very good at sports.
elijah schaffer
And you're very good at sports?
unidentified
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
There it is.
sophie corcoran
Sporty lady.
elijah schaffer
What kind of man are you looking for if you're comfortable discussing that?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, this sounds really weird, okay?
This would be so amazing.
I really like men with long hair.
Like, man-buns.
I love a man-bun.
There is something so sexy about a man bun.
Oh, look, this is, but it's so good looking.
Like, a man-bun.
You don't have to.
elijah schaffer
What do you mean by man?
Is it like the little knot, like the little love or like a proper, like, like, meaning like a proper, like, Aussie man bun?
Because that's different than the U.S. U.S., they do these little like things that you want to cut off.
You know, I'm taking it.
sophie corcoran
Like, I need a proper Aussie man bun, like a sexy Brazilian man kind of man bun.
unidentified
All right, all right.
sophie corcoran
But to be fair, my only, I have two requirements to be a man.
Women are mostly picking.
I actually think women are too picky sometimes.
But I'm actually not that picky looks-wise.
But the two things, you cannot be lazy and you cannot be dumb.
I don't care if you're poor.
You just can't be lazy and you can't be dumb.
Because if you're not lazy and you're not dumb, you're going to end up rich.
And obviously, it takes two to buy a house these days, lads.
So, got to play it smart.
elijah schaffer
Someone, they also asked if you could say right and proper in your accent.
sophie corcoran
Right and proper.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Right and proper.
sophie corcoran
Well, it depends.
If I'm speaking cockney, I just go right and proper.
But if I'm speaking British.
elijah schaffer
I'm around all these fucking crown.
I'm this yank out here.
sophie corcoran
Can they actually understand me?
Can you all understand me?
elijah schaffer
You know, I had to put headphones on to understand you because sometimes I don't know what you're saying.
In terms of like, no, no, if I don't focus, I'll be completely honest.
And there are, now that I'm, because also what's what's frustrating is it's taken me, it's taken me about six months to finally like fully be able to understand Australians like since I've been here because they also, like, they, in Australia, they not only have a different accent, they have the most different words than any country I've ever seen.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, their slang is so bizarre.
elijah schaffer
Very slangy language.
Like, it's like, it's like, um, like you get a text, like brekky and arvo, and you that, and that literally, like, brekky this arvo, and you're like, Arvo is afternoon, isn't it?
And you're like, it's like, I think it's like afternoon, but it's like, oh, so you're asking me to go to brunch or something.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, breakfast in the afternoon.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, do you want to go get some brunch, like some brekkie burgers or something like that at this place?
And I don't know what it means.
And I'm like, and but they also are like, yeah, they just like say shit out here and you're like, dude, I don't know what, like, I want to be your friend and I don't know what you're talking about.
And I'm trying to have a conversation with you, but you're not making sense.
And you can't even tell it's English out here.
At least British people just like have like British.
sophie corcoran
They're like, I know, we colonize them for no reason.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, it's like Australians got a pretty fucking, like, I saw this comedian that was like, Australians are a disadvantage because you, because like Australians, because of the way they speak, they can never really like be like mysterious.
Like, you can never have like a goth, like a true goth Australian because it's like, oh, yeah, mine.
Just feeling a little bit blue and just feeling like a bad.
unidentified
Even if their houses are burning down, they're like, oh, my house is burning down, mate.
sophie corcoran
That's so red, dude.
elijah schaffer
Oh, damn, it's like a florida out there.
Yeah.
So I was like, he was like, yeah, he was like, even if you have like a an Australian in the building, you're on like the Twin Towers, you get hit 9-11.
unidentified
It's like, oh, my, there's a fucking blind going today.
elijah schaffer
There's a fucking black going.
It's like, you can't ever be serious with an Australian.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, whereas the British, we're always miserable.
But I speak in Cockney, so I do tend to speak in a lot of slang when I'm at home.
But obviously, I don't do it here.
So people can understand me a little bit.
elijah schaffer
A little bit proper.
But I also, you know what's unfortunate too, is I have like the most Valley girl California voice.
unidentified
You have a really female like, yeah.
sophie corcoran
You know what I really don't like?
Squeaky girls.
I can't stand I'm sorry if I'm squeaky.
I can't stand squeaky girls.
You know like really a high-pitched squeaky girls like Mickey Mouse has a job.
unidentified
Go away.
Yeah, I can't.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Well, I feel bad here because it's like I have been getting a very bad representation of America because I'm from LA.
I have an extremely very much Valley girl upspeak type of like high-pitched like lispy voice.
And so it's unfortunate because out here too, people immediately like it's hard to fit in because people are like, oh, Matt, you're from fucking.
They always think I'm from Canada, but they're like, from bloody fucking Canada.
You're like, nah, I'm not.
I'm from LA.
Oh, I can tell because you sound gay.
sophie corcoran
I'm like, well, you couldn't tell because you said I was coming from Canada first.
elijah schaffer
No, but I feel like it's like when I'm in a room, it's like, now we have a British, an Australian, and Kez's accent's fucked up, too, because it's not really fully Australian because she's raised in Africa.
sophie corcoran
Yeah.
I think British people have the best accent, in my view.
elijah schaffer
You like British.
sophie corcoran
British.
elijah schaffer
I feel like every time I talk, the reason why I don't like Britishes is because every time I try to make a point about the UK, it's like, well, at least our schools aren't like bloody fucking Call of Duty and they're not shooting.
That's all they talk about.
It's like, but then they're shooting people.
And you're like, yeah, dude, we have problems with black people and violence in our country as well.
And the school shooting thing, no one knows what's going on there.
Okay.
I can't explain it.
No one knows what's happening.
sophie corcoran
I think your schools are just tragic, not because of that.
It's just the curriculum is just so bad.
But I do have really good posh British accent.
unidentified
Do you want to hear it?
elijah schaffer
What?
Yeah, go ahead.
sophie corcoran
Daddy, Daddy, why hasn't Pistachio picked me up in my Range Ovar?
I went on my Gapia and built a house in Mountain Fiji.
That's what they all sound like.
I'm not joking.
All of them.
elijah schaffer
Someone also said, you sound gay.
Are you from Canada?
That's so funny.
I'm going to coin that.
Oh, you're gay.
So you're Canadian.
unidentified
Yeah, you must be.
elijah schaffer
Nah, that's a pretty good accent.
But, you know, what are the different accents in the UK again?
Because there's like...
sophie corcoran
So you have sort of Essex or Cockney, which is East London.
elijah schaffer
have the posh people that live in london can you give us an example of the do you can you do them Can you do the different accents?
sophie corcoran
The posh people was the one that I just did.
So, dad, it was Pistachio not picked me up, please.
It's like Jacob Reese Mog.
elijah schaffer
It's like the ones you hear in the movies, the aristocrats.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, and then Yorkshire's like, no, I don't want to do it.
No, it's like the most insufferable accent ever.
elijah schaffer
It sounds pretty bad.
sophie corcoran
Scotland, did you do the Scottish accent?
Eh, you, gef me a qued.
That's what they kind of sound like.
And then you've got Liverpool, which is the most insufferable accent in the world, which I literally cannot attempt because it is just a disgrace to the ears.
elijah schaffer
What is a Liverpool accent?
Do we know what this?
Does someone know what the Liverpool is?
sophie corcoran
It's like a scouse.
unidentified
It's like, that's what it sounds like.
sophie corcoran
That's really bad.
Apologies.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't know.
You can just tell me.
That's what the Liverpool is.
sophie corcoran
Liverpool people say that they're scouched, not English.
They're all like massive socialists in Liverpool.
Really?
Yeah, massive.
They like hate Britain.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
I think also Ben sent me a couple of things as well.
Let me see what's going on here.
Ben's in the room.
He's just chilling here with us.
But where is this?
Oh, here it is.
I do find...
Ben, what are you saying to me?
No, she's right.
She's not getting a boundary.
I don't know what you said.
sophie corcoran
Is he slacking me off?
elijah schaffer
Ben, what is this?
What is this cartoon?
What is this cartoon?
What is it?
sophie corcoran
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm not playing that.
I can see.
Ben, you're so bad.
Ben just sends me some cartoon with people with like giant exaggerated noses.
Is it about Jews?
Oh, it's not about Jews.
It's about leftists.
sophie corcoran
They have big noses?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
He sent me this and I'm like, what is this?
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
What is it?
sophie corcoran
Should we just watch it?
elijah schaffer
All right, we'll watch it.
unidentified
Hey, brothers, let's go without a reason to kill these wrong ones.
Oh, my blinds!
You suffer from these white swine.
Hey, swine!
elijah schaffer
Don't blame the blinds!
unidentified
They are gross-strugglers!
They've suffered a lot!
Come back when I talk to you!
Dance!
You are so poor!
elijah schaffer
Let me apologize!
unidentified
These stupid collectivists throw you in the ground!
Those intolerant women!
Oh, my poor gay brothers!
elijah schaffer
You suffer from such a gross!
unidentified
I hate you so much!
Oh, my poor goddess of Holocaust!
In the young people!
Forgive me!
I'm such a guilty!
Oh, my poor gay gay brothers!
You suffer from this huge ass!
What the fuck on earth did we just watch?
elijah schaffer
What was that?
What was that?
It was the victim class.
Okay, yeah, I think if you didn't see, could you read the text or no?
sophie corcoran
Yeah, what got his vegan, poor vegan translation?
elijah schaffer
It's just like everything.
Oh, you're a Holocaust victim.
Oh, you're a vegan.
Oh, you're a gay.
Oh, you're this.
It's like just victim class status.
That is true.
This is what I think is actually one of the biggest idiots.
This is why ideology is so important.
Is because victimhood has become one of the most detrimental ideas of the West, personally, in my opinion, in that we celebrate victimhood.
sophie corcoran
Everyone wants to be a victim these days.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, but why do you want to be a victim?
Like, I don't care to be perfect.
I make mistakes, but I'm not a victim.
Like, when I do retarded stuff, it's because I'm retarded.
It's not because, like, anyone made me do it.
Like, oh, it's because I was raised a certain way.
It's like, sometimes I just am retarded because I'm not.
sophie corcoran
Telling people that they're victims when they don't feel like victims as well is one of the most oppressive things that you can do to a person.
Hey, you, poor black guy, you are a victim.
Like, you're just removing their dignity.
You're removing their agency.
They don't like it.
But everyone wants victim points these days.
That's the problem with this voice referendum.
Is we all know that the people that are going to make up this undemocratically elected body when they finally figure it out, even though they keep telling us it's so simple, is going to be like these most pastiest white, like whiter than me, which, my friends, is quite an achievement, can I say?
Whiter than me, like elite university students that like claim to be Aboriginal because they get like an extra box to tick or victim points, and they're not actually aboriginal.
They're like just as aboriginal as Joe Biden is Irish and he's not Irish, pretty much.
elijah schaffer
I was gonna say on the side note, I wanted to know if you could do an Australian accent.
sophie corcoran
If I can do an Australian accent?
unidentified
It depends.
sophie corcoran
There's so many different ones.
They're like, oh no, Cleo.
unidentified
Clear.
Oh, no.
sophie corcoran
Guys, this is not good.
Gonna put a shimp on the Barbie.
I can do it for the rest of the show, actually.
I'm quite good at this.
elijah schaffer
But they say prawns.
Prawns.
They're always prawns.
sophie corcoran
It's gotta be shroom.
They don't say prawns.
Ask Brits.
We say prawns.
elijah schaffer
No, they say prawns.
sophie corcoran
Do they?
elijah schaffer
Yes, they do.
He's saying yes.
He's been saying yes.
They always say prawns.
sophie corcoran
Who's got a better Australian accent?
Me or Elijah?
elijah schaffer
I don't have a good Australian accent.
sophie corcoran
Mine's quite good.
elijah schaffer
I know there's so many of them out here that it's like it is hard to know which one.
Because there's like the surfers, right?
sophie corcoran
Like, oh, yeah, they're like, oh no, Cleo.
elijah schaffer
They have a weird way.
unidentified
Like, oh, yeah, it's like that.
sophie corcoran
That's so good, actually.
You sound California, like, oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But he likes, it's like, oh, bro.
Like, it's just, they don't even say anything.
It's like, well, it's just that's how they sound like out here.
sophie corcoran
You have to model it on someone.
So you have to choose someone to model it off.
So I choose mine.
I've actually modeled my Australian accent off of a lovely Australian TV presenter called Rita Parnahi.
And so that's who I copy for mine.
elijah schaffer
Comedian though, was like, he was like.
He was like, he's like, he's like, even in the worst moments, Australians.
Voices are funny, like imagine you're getting smoked out in the World Trade Centers and, like your friend, like he's Australian, he jumps out the window, window and he's like, oh no, oh no, no.
Why do they say it out here to narrow like, and everyone out here I go, you know, you guys say an r at the end of your nose, but then everybody says they don't.
It's like, oh no like, oh no, clear.
And that's why.
That's why uh Kez even calls me Elijah like, that's like a Lija yeah Elijah, like when she's mad.
I guess it's like Elijah because they don't say the r's, but it's like Elijah and that's that's how she says my name, Elijah.
sophie corcoran
Like in Britain we don't say our t's or our r's.
would you say my name elijah elijah but for example if you're saying water that's how you say water i'm getting a water bottle yeah like that pretty much Yeah, that's pretty spotted.
elijah schaffer
I, I do like though, how Americans actually pronounce our words like.
We're like, can you take me to the movie theater?
And out here, they're like movie theater.
What the is that?
It's a cinema.
sophie corcoran
Cinema yeah, cinema.
elijah schaffer
You want to go, and I love to.
Um, i'm like oh, you want to go to the mall.
It's like a shopping center.
Shopping center yeah, it's a shopping center, but it's actually a mall.
sophie corcoran
It's a mall no, it's a shopping center.
It's a center where you shop.
elijah schaffer
It's a ball.
unidentified
What is a mall?
sophie corcoran
What does mall mean?
The thing is hard about Americans is that you guys have to make something seem so simplistic like, do you know what I mean?
Instead of like indicator, you're like flicker, blinker.
Do you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
You have to describe the words like blinker, it's a blinker on a car.
Yeah, it's an indicator out here.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, it's an indicator.
What else is he?
elijah schaffer
And and, by the way, you better follow the traffic laws like, and also, I think um every I, I don't like how you can't turn on red lights here, like you can't take a ride on the red like you.
sophie corcoran
I don't really understand, because they're crosswalks like.
They like go red, then they start like flickering red, then it's like green and i'm like, why don't you just use the timer?
Do you know what I mean?
unidentified
They like they go green, they start like flickering red and, and here every.
Why does every crosswalker go and they take so long?
elijah schaffer
Why do they make noises?
I think it's for blind people.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, I think so.
elijah schaffer
At every crosswalk.
It's like, and it's like uh, they ended up using that noise for um, what's her name?
What's the little Satanic Bitch the singer?
Uh, what is Billie Eilish?
Yeah, they end up like making uh, her music from that noise, like one of the most famous songs is.
The background is literally the crosswalk uh, rhythm from from Australia.
Can we also ask this question too?
Why is it that Australians everything is like kind of like either old here um, and it's still bloody expensive, like you're still gonna pay three thousand bucks for an apartment that hasn't been updated from 1965 and no one cares.
Nobody cares here, nobody.
This is one of the actually one of the benefits of Australia that I will say.
You're gonna get it a little bit less in, like Cbd Sydney, because of course, it's just like the posh motherfuckers, but like, for the most part Australia, like the, the real Australian culture.
Um, people here don't give a shit about your Stuff and like they're not like showy people.
And I really like this is one thing I actually do like.
And so they're not like ostentatious or materialistic.
So people will have a lot of money and live in a very small home and drive just like a car they've driven their entire life and they feel no need to like to.
They'll never judge you either.
Like just because you're rich here doesn't mean you drive a nice car and like somebody could look like they.
There's no like need to show that you have money.
sophie corcoran
Yeah, and they don't like showing power as well.
So if you're watching their politicians, if they try and like out power, play each other.
The Australian people really don't like that, and it's the same as broadcasters, broadcasters that don't do well here.
For example, Piers Morgan came to Australia and did his show and his ratings tanked.
I mean, he got about maybe max 3000 in prime time, which is awful for you know, for SKY NEWS Australia, because Australian people don't like people that show.
They've got power, they.
They don't like it.
They don't like which is quite cool.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, maybe that's why Australian people like this show.
unidentified
It's like, hey, you're a weak bitch, because we're just two normal people I watch quite a questionable thing.
sophie corcoran
I wouldn't say we're normal, but you know what I mean.
We're just distinctly average.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and this is a distinctly average uh, an average uh, a distinctly average show.
I I, my whole point of the show too, was like, I think a lot of people and i'm gonna be honest with you, people will know this um, is the reason why I I, I do like that about the culture.
Is that I don't like about it is that people aren't very competitive, or at least they won't be honest about it.
Um, and so there's a real like lazy, like laziness here, like people just fucking chill here all the time.
If you're, by the way, if you're someone who just likes to chill um, Australia is great, Australia is great, everyone just wants to fucking chill.
It's like oh night, just fucking, no dramas relax, like everyone just wants to relax.
unidentified
And so you could be like, do you know what you're talking about?
elijah schaffer
What the hell oh, why does Jim always call in the middle of the show, good timing?
That's, that's the, that's.
sophie corcoran
Uh, that's part of the show.
Actually, you just didn't know.
It's great production.
elijah schaffer
That was Censor TV calling.
Um, I was like hey, Sensor TV calls in the middle of their show.
Hey hey, can you make a show?
I'm on air?
I always write back.
I'm on air.
Um no, but I was gonna say that it's really cool, but also it's taught me to to relax a little bit.
I would say that Australian culture is probably the exact opposite of Japanese culture.
Like, it's not corporatey, it is very relaxed.
It is very individual, creative.
sophie corcoran
To Britain, we're very uptight.
elijah schaffer
People here just don't, are not gonna, they're not gonna get on you for stuff.
And I really like this is that people don't virtue signal here.
Really yeah, like they're not.
They don't expect you to be perfect, they're not asking you to be perfect and they're like you know what?
Yeah, we've all got issues where, like in the U.s, people really try to look like they have they got their shit together.
People in the U.s are really big on trying to make people uh um, appear away to the public and they really care about their perception.
Yeah, and so they really like.
What I don't like is I know a ton of people who all they care about is how many views uh, like they don't even care about the quality of their content they make or what the discussion.
It's just the views, the views, the views, the views, and they're chasing the views their whole life and it's like dude, why don't like just chill, like relax.
sophie corcoran
That's why I really like Australia.
I think one of the hard things Being young and in politics, because I was 18 when I started, so I was very young, I was still in high school.
Is that I would probably before I came to Australia, I'd never been able to sort of present my own show or do anything like that because they just wouldn't give you the opportunity to learn.
The problem in Britain is that you need 10 years of experience to get a job, and in order to get the experience to get the 10 years of experience, you still need 10 years of experience.
It's a bit of a trap.
So, here in Australia, because they don't mind people making mistakes and because they want people to learn, it's just a much better place to be when you're young and trying to get the experience that you need to grow as a person and stuff.
We can't really do that in Britain anymore, especially young people today.
If you say one wrong thing on social media, your life's over.
And that's the scary thing, you know, that parents should think about their kids.
You know, kids are dumb.
All kids are dumb.
But back in, you know, way back in the day, maybe when you were young, Elijah, obviously, because I would guess I'm a little bit younger than you.
Is that you know, if you said something stupid when you were 14, 15, you could grow up and become an adult.
Everyone says stupid things.
But now, in my generation, and the kids that are younger than me, is they say one stupid thing when they're like 13 on social media and they're done for.
It's a cancel culture.
It's a terrible thing, you know.
Kids can't grow up, make mistakes, and learn.
And that's a really dangerous position that we're putting young people in.
elijah schaffer
But adults can't either now, which is like, yeah, like why, like, um, like, we, this show does not cover drama, so I'm not even going to mention it.
But there's like a the main things that were trending today were drama, drama with a girl, a famous girl, and drama with a famous boy.
That's all I'll leave it at.
Yeah, and it's just not, it's not of interest to me.
It's like, you know what?
If people do some dumb shit, like, they're just, they're adults.
Like, as long as it's not like you're not doing anything too crazy or whatever.
sophie corcoran
It's like, it's not illegal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I'm saying, like, even, but what I'm saying is, is like this illegal stuff.
Like, it's like, dude, if somebody stole a like a stole a candy bar, like, it's just not, like, I don't give, I don't care, okay?
Like, that doesn't mean that they're not a good filmmaker or something.
Why do I follow the person or what do I care about them?
I don't really care.
But we've gotten to such a weird standard where I know humans.
Nobody is perfect.
Everybody has made mistakes.
Everybody makes mistakes.
You said kids say one dumb thing.
I say dumb things on the show every single show.
sophie corcoran
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think with cancel culture, what I've learned is when people try to cancel you, just don't apologize.
Don't apologize and just fucking ignore them.
Just ignore them.
If people are trying to cancel you, just fucking don't give them attention and just keep doing your life.
And fuck it.
So when people start getting on air and trying to explain themselves or writing letters to their boss, just be like, fuck it, fuck you guys.
I'm moving on with my life.
I'm not listening to your bullshit.
sophie corcoran
The thing is, it's always like the young people.
The council culture is so destructive to the lives of young people.
It can ruin your futures.
It's massively detrimental to people's mental health.
Yeah, it's the same young people that are pushing it.
We're almost people my age are just pushing the self-destruct button.
That's pretty much what we're doing.
So it was just why I think it's so important for me, you know, look, if people want to cancel me and ruin my life, whatever, I don't give a shit because eventually, you know, if my generation are the ones doing this, then it's going to really take someone from my generation to solve the problem because people aren't going to listen to boomers.
elijah schaffer
Man, I love how I love how you're making a good point again.
sophie corcoran
I always make good points full of good points.
elijah schaffer
One in the chat's all just being naughty boys.
They're being the naughty boys.
As they say out here, I love that phrase.
I do love that the British and the Crown people use the phrase naughty.
sophie corcoran
Naughty.
elijah schaffer
Being a little naughty.
We only use that in a sexual term in the US.
You know what I mean?
Like when you're being naughty, but like they just use that out here.
Like you're just being cheeky.
sophie corcoran
Stop being naughty.
elijah schaffer
Not being cheeky.
sophie corcoran
Stop being cheeky.
Yeah, misbehaving yourself.
elijah schaffer
Why can't the boys be cheeky?
Like, what happened?
Like, that's what I don't understand.
Why do we all, why?
Like, okay, let me let me clarify this.
The reason why I have problems in my life other than from autism is because of like see other than from autism like half my problems are just because I'm autistic and it's like I'm not trying to fucking you know cause problems.
I just can't lie and I also like refuse to play the game because I can't do it.
But what I mean is like I have just chosen not to go along with society.
Like I'm going to say retarded.
I'm going to say faggot.
I don't care.
I'm going to fucking talk about things.
You tell me I can't talk about Zionism.
I'm going to talk about Zionism.
You tell me that I, you know, I can't talk about black crime.
I'm going to talk about it.
You know what I'm going to, I'm never going to do?
I'm never going to fall into the traps of becoming a hateful person.
I'm never going to like, you know, go and become this person that's all I talk about is Jews and all I talk about is how much I hate black people or whatever.
Like I'm not going to do that, okay?
Because I don't have hate in my heart.
But what I am going to do is I'm not going to play into your stupid fucking game where you tell me what I can and can't discuss.
When I want to talk about black people, I will.
If I want to talk about Zionism, I will.
When I want to talk about women, I will.
I'm not going to spend my time hating any of these groups or, you know, men or whatever.
But it's like, I just chose not to.
So people say, what do you do about it?
Look, I don't really know how to fix things, but you can just decide not to play.
You can say, I'm not playing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you can literally go, I'm not playing the game.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not playing either game.
I'm not playing the game of getting obsessed with what they say you can't talk about or just not talking about it.
I'll just do whatever the fuck I want.
sophie corcoran
Because the people who try and apologize, they will never accept your apology.
Don't try.
Just don't can try because they're not going to accept your apology.
You're going to apologize, make yourself look like a fool, and they're never going to accept it anyway.
So just don't bother.
There's no point in saying sorry.
I think that's the worst thing you can do when you get canceled is say sorry.
As a woman, we never say sorry, as you know.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
sophie corcoran
Unless you're God in Noah's Ark, then apparently you did say sorry.
elijah schaffer
Someone said they want me to fail art school.
I don't know what that means.
Is it please fail art school?
sophie corcoran
I was rubbish at art.
You know what really annoys me about university is that we do inter-faculty sport.
And because I do politics, I'm technically in the arts.
So I'm literally in a TV of all of the people that got picked last in PA.
Like geography.
Nobody who does geography is good at PA.
No one.
So like we lose every week because business turn up with a bunch of Asians that are really good at everything.
And arts, we've got geography and fine art and drama.
I mean, we're just crap.
We lose every week.
elijah schaffer
You lose every single week.
And on that note, we could go on for a long time, but wait, I want to make sure.
We started a little bit late and I'll make sure Brian can get some sleep on his Friday night.
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It is so great.
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You're going to fund her lunch.
So that's really cool.
Thanks.
You guys have been so, so helpful.
So for those of you guys that wanted to impress her, you can just say you already, when you meet her, you can say, I bought you a ticket.
sophie corcoran
You already bought me lunch.
So you've already taken me to lunch.
elijah schaffer
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But most importantly, support our guest, Sophie Corcoran, if you should follow her on social media.
So go ahead one more time for people who are just joining.
Where can they find you?
Where can they support you?
Where can they follow you?
And where can they watch your shit?
sophie corcoran
So you can find me at Sophie Louis CAC on Twitter, on Instagram.
And if you think I'm fit, then I've got a lot of bikini photos on the Instagram just for you.
elijah schaffer
She does.
She does.
And you can, you can, I think you're wearing your dress and you're going to have to put up some picture on the beach because this is a beautiful beaches right now.
sophie corcoran
Last time I posted a bikini photo, I got 15,000 likes on Twitter.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
Last time I posted a bikini picture, I got arrested while I was trying to take it.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
Imagine.
elijah schaffer
It's like, can rest that man?
Also, why in Australia, if you like women in thongs, that seems to be the bathing suit of choice here for all of us.
sophie corcoran
Oh, no, mine are respectable.
Mine are like sporty bikinis that I can play volleyball in without flashing half the nation at 12 a.m. because no one wants to see that at 12 a.m.
elijah schaffer
Well, they probably do, but they actually probably do, unfortunately.
But also out here, I'm saying if you like women in thongs and like bikinis that barely holding any of the imagination.
sophie corcoran
This is just a piece of string.
I'm not.
elijah schaffer
Did you notice that here?
Like I've never been to a place where there's less clothing on females at the beach.
sophie corcoran
No, but the clothes are really expensive.
Like, why am I paying $50 for a literal piece of string?
I can just cite myself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know Ben's really upset about that part about Australian culture.
Ben's like, it sucks, man.
There's just all these women walking around.
I was actually, my producer's coming out from the U.S. next week.
He's going to be here for a while.
He's going to be helping me, you know, organize, get some stuff started.
And I was texting his wife some details and I said, I'm just letting you know he's going to be really mad when he sees how people dress at the beach.
And she's like, I'm going to fucking kill you.
But this country is a little bit like Europe with nudity and stuff where they don't, they're very comfortable.
Like in the U.S., people are much more like, people just change naked at the beach and stuff here.
Like I just, people don't care.
But like in the U.S., you'd go to jail.
sophie corcoran
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But here they're just like, whatever.
But no, but I'm saying, but this is like a bit like France, I'd say.
Their understanding of sex, sexuality, and like nudity in Australia reminds me a bit of French people.
Like they're much more open to it.
They're not like upset by it and they're not like conservative.
I guess it's a godless nation, right?
It's an atheist nation.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Make sure you support my guests.
Don't be going to the beach.
We don't want all that stuff.
We don't want to be anything bad.
Make sure you can check out the shirt at slightlyoffensive.com.
Thanks to my guest, Sophie Corcoran, for joining.
We are live.
It is Friday night in the United States.
It is almost Saturday morning.
Have a great rest of the night.
A great weekend.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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