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I didn't even listen to the audio on that before, but the government put out a tip hotline for the public to help them locate this missing plane.
And this is a very significant story because if you know this entire show is just basically tracking the decline of the West, like people have said it's a very negative show.
They've been critical.
They've said that the host is too retarded, which is maybe a fair criticism.
But the thing is, is that we've been tracking the decline.
And it's funny because as the world's declining, new things happen.
And this is when we actually lost a jet.
Colin Ruge, I'm sorry, I think this is hilarious.
Colin Ruge actually had said that the U.S. military set up the missing jet hotline after an F-35 went missing.
$900 billion for our national defense budget.
Reminding you, that doesn't include the money for the defense of Ukraine.
And that's really not, that's not our entire budget because there's, you know, the CIA does a lot of strikes as well.
We know that there's a lot of covert lost billions of dollars.
So, you know, it's over a trillion dollars is our operating budget.
But they needed your help to find the jet, which means that your $30 Apple AirTag is more effective than the $900 billion budget to locate a jet.
How it doesn't have a tracking device or some sort of monitor?
I guess it's that it's a stealth fighter.
So that makes sense.
They said the search is now on for the missing F-35.
They don't know where it is and are seeking the public's help.
Publicly available flight data shows sled flying over Lake Moultrie, Moultrie, I don't say that, near Charleston, if you know anything.
And they gave the number.
This is such an insane story because the military has been focused on hiring trans people, women of color, making sure they're diverse, you know, because we got to have our brothers inside.
They've been so focused.
We've been watching.
We haven't won a war in decades, a significant war in decades.
We just fight to fight.
We drop bombs to drop bombs.
And realistically, from talking to people in the military, a lot of things are really out of whack right now.
Maybe you're a vet or you know somebody.
In fact, veterans don't want their children to sign up to join the military anymore.
And the influx, the entire reliability of our military size and strength is reliant on the children of veterans.
I think I'm the first person in my family, us kids, to not serve the government or in the military.
Because my grandfather helped develop the stealth technology for the B-2 bomber.
My mom was a programmer for Northrop Groman.
My mom was a defense contractor before she stopped to raise her family.
So she helped develop code as well for the B-2 bomber.
She wasn't as high security.
My grandpa was highest security.
So he actually helped develop the paint and stuff.
It's very cool stuff.
He's a very, very talented engineer.
May he rest in peace.
And my mom too.
May she rest in peace.
But the reality is, I'm just saying, people don't want to join the military anymore, right?
They don't want to join.
And it got even more extreme because they were so not sure.
This is the best part of the story.
They weren't sure if after the pilot ejected, if the plane was still flying.
Like, they didn't know if it was still in the air.
Look at this.
The U.S. officials ordered a two-day standdown for all military aviation inside as well as outside the United States after an F-35 jet went missing in South Carolina.
This keeps getting more bizarre.
According to ABC News, no units are allowed to fly unless there is a discussion for two days about safety measures and procedures.
So no units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures.
So this is pretty cool.
I don't care.
F-35s are cool.
I think the American military is badass.
I think the military industrial complex is gay.
But when you want to wonder, they couldn't locate this, but then that means they also didn't know if it crashed.
So either A, we don't have technology to detect our own planes, which is sort of scary if you think about that.
Two, they also are maybe like there's, I mean, these planes do have a lot of AI in them, right?
There's a lot of, a lot of a smart, smart technology.
They didn't know if it was still flying.
Maybe they didn't know if it was hijacked.
I don't know.
But what I think happened, and this is my best guess, and I'm going to go to chat because I want to know if you guys are there.
We got live chat, of course, is in locals.
You can always support the show at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Remember, you can always support that.
You guys are already here in the chat.
I don't know what you guys think.
For when you find out slightly offensive locals chat is a honeypot.
No, it's not.
Someone said they think Bill Gates hijacked the whip and fucked it up.
I don't think that's really true.
However, I do know that's where the live chat is.
And I'm going to see what you guys think on Rumble as well.
Someone said Elijah got frosted tips.
No, that's a hair light.
But anyway, it's a light.
People are thinking China turned the chips anyway off.
No one knows.
I don't know.
I'm checking with YouTube as well.
Nobody knows what's going on.
However, realistically speaking, it is pretty funny that this happened because when they said that they have to check procedure, it means that the military is screwed up and they essentially don't know why.
Like maybe the pilot just screwed up, right?
Flying it, or there was some sort of issue.
Like I think it was a man-made error, which means that our government is like just losing technology, losing equipment at a rate never before seen, which is quite scary.
And so I do dislike this meme that somebody made about this.
It made me laugh because all the technology in the world, right?
It's like, no, I ejected with an autopilot on now $80 million fighter plane is gone.
And then just in the old days, it was like, thank you for bringing me home from the battlefield, even when I was passed out from the wounds.
And the horse is like, nay.
Yeah.
So like horses were a little more reliable.
In fact, you didn't have to eject from them.
$80 million.
That's so, so crazy.
Do you know how many dildos the UN could buy for black children in Africa with $80 million?
A lot.
And here we are buying airplanes.
It's disgusting.
It's despicable.
Please get more sex toys for children in Africa.
The UN's priorities should be on target there.
I'll end on this, though.
It's not really a long story.
Today's a solo show, but it appears breaking debris from the missing $80 million F-35 stealth fighter was discovered.
According to the officials from the joint base Charleston, they've officially confirmed the discovery of debris from an F-35 stealth fighter jet that went missing in the aftermath of Sunday's incident.
This debris was located in a field near Williamsburg County, situated to the north of Charleston, South Carolina.
And presently at the time, the cause of the crash remains unknown.
So they're still not releasing any information, which really does bring up the idea of like, why don't they tell us anything anymore?
Maybe it's better they don't tell us anything.
Maybe it's better because they like tend to lie to us.
And I think everyone, to an extent, can have a problem with honesty at times or like telling the full truth.
But the government, they enjoy lying.
It's like a sadomasochist thing.
They like enjoy inflicting pain on us.
And I think we just get tired of being lied to by the government.
And so I guess if they just don't say anything anymore, we're probably in an okay position.
Speaking of the military and things that have gotten weird, we got to talk about this really strange individual working for Ukraine, this transgender ambassador exposed.
Well, just like all Troons, right, Sarah Ashton is a transsexual journalist who defected to Ukraine.
I don't know if it's defecting because it's not technically an enemy, but it's not an ally, right?
Like we fund their military, but they're not a NATO member.
Anyway, I don't know what the point of joining NATO is because they get more money from us than any other country.
Sarah Ashton is a transsexual.
That is a dude who works as a communications liaison for the Ukrainian government by posting updates on X, formerly known as Twitter.
You can find me on X at Elijah Schaefer with a lot of bullshit that I post there all the time.
Now, of course, like all Troons, their profile picture never really matches their real face.
That's actually Sarah Ashton.
That's Sarah Ashton.
I love how they feminize their faces and their profile pictures.
Like, that's not even a mid, right?
Men love mids.
I love a good mid, okay?
It's true.
I don't know why all girls think they need to be hot host sluts.
Mids are amazing.
All you want is a mid to make, you know, to just go out and, you know, make a picnic with or something.
In high school, there's nothing wrong.
If you're young and you're in college, you know, there's nothing wrong with mids.
This is not a mid, though.
This is actually an ugly.
This is an ugly chick.
And that's the sad part about this, is that when Troons try to look like women, even when they use Photoshop, they look fake.
And that is literally just me in a wig.
That's just me wearing a wig.
That's not a woman.
That is me.
I bring this up because Sarah Ashton, let me see if I can just go to her page, his page.
Now, the reason why she's or she's, they, are in the news is because this is an American dude with a wig on working in the Ukrainian military.
And if you haven't heard about this, he threatened to hunt down and kill, that the Ukrainian government was going to hunt down and kill like anyone who criticized the Ukrainian government.
Remind you, we're funding the Ukrainian government.
So this is not only an American, it's American tax dollars are funding a message.
Now, the reason why this is actually important is because there is a kill list that the Ukrainians have.
I believe it's called the, it's called the Miravortes.
How do you say that, chat?
I don't know.
The Mirovortis, the Mavortes or something like that.
I really don't know how to say the title, but it is a kill list that they have where they actually label people that are enemies of the state of Russia.
And what's the most remarkable thing about it is like they put real Americans.
I just found out he's communist.
Jackson Hinkle.
Is that how you say his name?
Jason Hinkle, I think it is.
I think that's his name.
He apparently is communist.
He's on the list.
But also like they have Jack Pasobik on there.
They're adding Americans, right?
So we're funding the Ukrainian military and they're putting Americans on lists to kill.
It seems like a recipe for disaster.
I'd expect a little more of our country, but maybe not, right?
Because things are declining quickly.
And so you have this American threatening to kill Americans that are pro-Russia, which is absolutely insane.
Like literally insane.
And JD Vance, I think it was, decides that he's going to the senator to investigate Sarah Ashton or whatever his Sarah Ashton Carrillo because wants to know if this is like a CIA plan, right?
Are we funding this person?
Are we giving them money?
How are they getting paid?
Now, instinctively, just because they're getting paid from the Ukrainian government doesn't necessarily mean it is American money, but it might as well be.
And so we launched an investigation to find out why an American working for the Ukrainian government that we're funding is saying that they're going to kill Americans and putting Americans on a kill list.
Very good, Senator.
Thanks for asking.
And this was Sergeant Sarah Ashton Kurillo's response.
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Cyrillo of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
And I'd like to thank the ex social media platform for carrying this exclusive message from Kyiv.
There has been much discussion recently related to my role within the armed forces of Ukraine.
Before answering some of the questions put forward by Senator Vance of Ohio, I'd like to thank all those in the U.S. who are supporting the Ukrainian people.
Without Republicans and Democrats working together on behalf of Ukraine, our growing and unstoppable success on the battlefield and the inevitable victory it will bring over the Russian invaders would take significantly longer.
The delivery of ATACOMs will further expedite our victory while saving lives and tax dollars in the process.
America is once more showing why it's history's greatest republic and the world's lone superpower.
And all of us in Ukraine are humbled by the support we're receiving. from the American people.
Let me also take a moment in my role as spokesperson for the AFU's territorial defense forces to state unequivocally that we in the TDF and across Ukraine believe journalists are heroes and have the right to report on Ukraine's war for liberation without interference.
Free speech is the pillar of all democracy.
The First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, along with the rest of that sacred document, is ordained by God.
The Russian propagandists and war criminals who are spreading lies and pushing false narratives are not journalists.
They are information agents and an extension of the Putin progression effort to spread chaos and wreak havoc across the globe.
In Ukraine, we do not seek vengeance, only just it just something feels off about this, right?
You have a dude in a wig with some serious Tatas going on that has decided that he's going to, you know, I don't, okay, I don't know how to explain this.
I don't have any answers.
I just know this is a bit of where we're headed as a country.
This is where we're headed as a nation.
This is like, this is the idea I told you is that it's a clown world with real world consequences.
Like you find out that you're on a kill list from a dude with a boob job.
That's the reality of where we're at.
And I think it's good to investigate this.
Where is our money going?
How are we spending our finances?
Why is this person the way they are?
Because there are questions that I have.
Serious questions that I have.
I don't know if you remember this.
This comes from the national pulse.
And this was when Ukraine bombed its own civilians, blamed Russia, and then the media blindly followed.
A missile strike on the city of I'm not going to pretend to know how to say that.
In eastern Ukraine on September 6 killed at least 15 civilians and injured over 30 others.
The missile struck a market, causing extensive damage to windows and walls.
President Vladimir Zelensky quickly blamed Russian terrorists for the attack, but evidence collected and analyzed by the New York Times suggested the strike was actually caused by an errant Ukrainian air defense missile fired by Book launch system.
The missile appears to have veered off course with Ukrainian authorities now claiming that they are investigating the incident.
So, like, I don't know.
You know, Ukraine is known for being very scary, but it's like, you know, think about that.
You know, they bombed their own civilians.
I don't know if it was on purpose, but they've been known to attack their own resources, their own supply stores, and then ask the U.S. for more aid.
Plus, they're just running out of artillery.
They're running out of rockets.
I feel like Ukraine genuinely is an extremely dangerous example of what happens when the U.S. meddles with the politics of other nations.
That's all I was going to say.
And also, don't forget that the U.S. also just brokered a coup in a military coup in Pakistan by brokering an arms deal.
I'm not going to explain it or get into it with you.
You can look it up on tons of articles on it, but the U.S. just literally waged a coup, a military coup in Pakistan.
The U.S. just needs to chill on this stuff.
We need to stop doing this.
The CIA, this is not the interest of the American people.
This is not why this nation was founded.
This is not what it is about.
But also, to explain another side note of something I don't want to talk about much, but I will explain, is that the entire Senate, right, was Jettisoning its storied history and debasing itself before the world to accomplish the sloveliness of one man, John Fetterman.
What is he talking about?
Well, it turned out that the Senate actually is no longer enforcing a dress code for senators.
Senators can now wear whatever they want.
They don't have to wear coats and ties anymore.
I don't know where the story is.
There's an actual story.
And this, of course, people are saying is to accommodate John Fetterman.
And you'd only believe that if you're not smart enough or you haven't been here long enough to know exactly what's going on, because John Fetterman is not why they're changing the dress code in the Senate.
It's they're using him because he's a medical patient.
And so that's going to be their excuse, right?
Well, he's a medical patient.
He needs to wear baggy clothes, etc.
But the main problem with this is that it's actually being changed to allow transsexuals to serve in the U.S. Senate and dress of the opposite gender.
That's my personal opinion.
Because as of right now, obviously, men, there's a certain conduct of dress they need to wear.
And for women, there's a certain dress, and it is gender-specific.
By removing the code entirely and letting John Fetterman wear his Cholo primo outfits, that is going to allow transsexuals to serve.
And that's the ultimate goal: we're all transsexual.
And that's what they want us all to be.
They want us all to be transgenders.
And that's unfortunate, but that's really where we're headed on this.
And so, yeah, that's where, that's unfortunate, but that is where we're headed.
On a better note, as well, we got to talk about some other things here.
Oh, yeah, speaking of trans people, speaking of just speaking of trans people, trans people are dangerous.
There was a women's event in San Francisco, and these women were attacked.
I don't know who is this.
Stop female erasure KK.
I guess this is, they had an event in San Francisco, and Antifa actually scaled the walls of the hotel and attacked them.
This is one of the craziest footage that people are not sharing around, but it's amazing.
Well, the only good communist is a dead communist, right?
That's what people have said in the past.
Because they don't contribute anything to society.
Of course, I'm not saying that because why would we ever promote solutions to our communist problem in our country?
But realistically, communists have been demonized and kept out of power intentionally because they are literal shit stains on society.
They are smears.
They are like, they are a wet fart.
And nobody likes a wet fart.
You know why I compare them to a wet fart?
Because no one ever says they like those.
You don't meet a single person that's like, you know, oh, hey, what about wet farts?
Oh, I like them kind of.
No, they're disgusting.
You don't like them.
You don't like them when you do them.
You don't like them when other people do them.
That's the mentality you want towards communism.
And these communists, they are getting more militant.
It hasn't gone away.
Remember, 2020, while it was coordinated by the government, one might say it was allowed.
So it was allowed by the government, which is a different type of nomenclature.
And the reason why it was allowed, because that's what these people want, is chaos.
They literally will just destroy the country.
Like, San Francisco is an actual crap hole.
It literally is disgusting.
I was there recently, just last year, and I can't help but think about how much I hate this city.
There are some beautiful, you know, Victorian-style homes.
It's a remnants of the white society that built it that it once was.
And now it is literally just has human feces and homeless people dying on the streets.
There are nice parts still.
It's not all bad, but that's the reality of where we're at.
As a society, that's where we've gone, and that's where communists continue to take us.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I don't know what to think about that.
I don't know, chat, what you think about that, but how long have you been black?
I've been black for a while now.
I've been black for about three years.
But it is a Monday night, and we are having fun, and we are watching, and we are playing.
What's up to the locals, chat?
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We got to get into some new stuff.
We got to talk about this.
We got to get into some other things.
This is a solo show.
I'm trying to do more of these.
On Wednesday, we have Owen Schroyer coming on.
I'm going to go over David Horne as a story.
They just convicted a journalist.
I'm going to go over what they did to Owen.
We're going to get into a lot of insane stuff, but you've got to check that out.
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All right, we've got to laugh at some videos because I'm tired of the serious topics.
I saw this.
Someone sent me this.
Someone sent me this tweet.
Kim Jong-un was in Russia, and I love this.
Someone sent me this tweet from Borzopovic, which was that Kim Jong-un looks like he's about to say the N-word while simping a mint julep, right?
That's the wrong word.
Yeah, he does look like he'd, he looks like he would call you cousin.
You know, those bloody Americans, those bloody Yanks.
He looks like he doesn't like black people.
That's all I'm going to say.
What a great, what a great move.
I just bought a tan suit, actually, that I wore at CPAC Australia, and I'll probably wear it again.
I'm going to be in Sydney this Saturday for a no vote rally against the Aboriginal voice.
They're trying to give, trying to take constitutional power away from the country and give it to a UN-controlled group and take like a couple more billion dollars a year from taxpayers under the guise of helping the Aboriginals.
No, no, I will not be a part of that.
Thank you.
No, we will be voting no.
So there will be, my wife will be voting no and the referendum and we will be going to the rally because fuck the voice and the aboriginals.
I'm not a fan.
I even brought that up.
Speaking of the Aboriginals real fast, and this is funny, Aboriginal content is very popular out here.
One time, go to your TikTok or your thing and set your zone to Australia because these are, they're wildly popular TikTokers and the videos are all the same, right?
This is like every video.
It's a different version of this, but this is Aboriginal content and they consume it and they really consume it.
They do.
This is what they produce.
I mean, it's amazing.
They call them the First Nation.
And I always joke with people because, you know, that's like the name here, right?
Like, you know, like they call them like Indigenous now instead of like Indians, right?
It's all about like, they were here first.
So they call them the First Nations.
And I always ask people, great, where's the capital?
You know, that's my, oh, that's always my thing.
Where was the capital of the First Nation?
Where was a single structure they built?
It's like, well, that's Uluru.
That's a rock.
That's their sacred rock.
Yeah, they didn't make the rock, buddy.
They didn't make the rock.
Yeah, they definitely weren't making rocks and they definitely didn't invent the wheel.
They were a nation or were they just like wild tribal people like they are today?
Of course, there are some normal Aboriginal people, but they literally live like tribesmen to this day.
And that's about, that house was paid for by the taxpayers and so was that vodka.
But I get it, man.
I mean, I just love the fact that he has the footy skirt on and then it falls off mid-shot.
It's amazing.
Aboriginal people are really how communists in this country have used Aboriginals like to justify stripping the people of money and power is really amazing because aboriginals are just they're a very unique group of people.
My producer, Mike, is coming down on Thursday.
I'm flying him out from the U.S. to help me get some shit together out here.
And he is going to get to meet Aboriginals.
So I hope he enjoys himself.
I really should have a show called like Abro Now.
Or I just interview Aboriginals.
Speaking of this, this is a woman moment.
I thought this was hilarious.
This actually was posted by censored.tv.
You can follow them on there.
This is such an amazing moment.
I want to break this down for you.
This is called Woman Calculators.
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How much money I made today starting my own cleaning business in Montreal?
Firstly, I had to stop at the grocery store to buy all my supplies.
I was waiting until I got my first client so I could start buying everything.
So I was so excited that I was finally doing so.
The total was 184 cents Canadian dollars and this is everything I bought.
Finally, it was time to start working.
Like I said, this was my first client since I arrived in Montreal.
So I was paying attention to every single detail, making sure that everything was perfectly clean like I would have done if it was my own house.
I was hired for a five hours cleaning and I charged $25 an hour.
So the total was $125 minus $100 that I pay buying the supplies.
They're saying that, you know, it was a woman moment that she went and bought all these supplies and then she didn't calculate the cost of the supplies and she only made 25 bucks.
But I actually respect that because she just said this is her first cleaning gig.
So I'm pretty sure while everyone's mocking her, I'm thinking that's called an initial investment.
So you just have to like, she didn't use all of the supplies on her first day.
But it also makes me wonder: okay, this is going to sound really ignorant, but and I'm not, this is not finance shaming because I know a lot of you guys, you know, have different financial positions.
I've met some of you guys that watch a show and you're bloody billionaire.
I know at least one of you is actually a billionaire worth $1.3 billion.
And I've met a lot of you.
Some of you guys are even in jail.
Some of you guys are in jail for January 6th.
So your net income is zero.
So I'm not going to be comparing things.
But in the chat, if you guys are anonymous, if you have your real name, you don't want to post it, that's fine.
But can you post in the chat like what, how much you make per hour if you kind of broke it down per year?
How much you make per hour?
Because can you say how much you make per hour and if you're surviving well with the inflation, right?
Costs have gone up over 25%.
Realistically, we've had 25% inflation in the last three months.
And I want to know what do you make per hour and are you surviving?
Like yes or no?
Like are you surviving well?
Please let me know in the chat.
I would really like to see that.
So some of you are saying like $65 an hour.
I want to see where we're actually at.
$50 an hour.
Someone said $263 an hour.
I don't know if I believe that, but that's, what does that calculate?
So it's like an, you know, maybe eight hours, $49 and I'm doing well.
So we're looking at like on the Rumble chat, we're looking at a lot of like the $50, $30 an hour or $60K a year.
Took me a month and a half to save up for a new gun.
Let's go over to the YouTube.
You guys are making $10 an hour, 27 cents, about $100 an hour.
$26, $21, not making it.
A million dollars an hour.
$45 is $27, $150 now.
That's really, really good.
$150, $205 an hour.
Yeah, that's got to be a business owner or something or work as like a doctor, right?
$200 an hour.
That's really, really high income there.
How much is that?
I don't even know.
$40, hardly making it.
$35, $4, $28.
How about the locals?
What do you guys, how much do you guys?
$22, $900, $1,000 a week cleaning house on my own.
Oh, very nice.
I make $10 in the morning, but $30 in the evening.
I'm a grower.
Okay.
$25, $29, $12.06.
All right.
I've seen a lot.
We're good.
Someone said Elijah can't read.
That's true.
Groceries went from $800 to $1,500 a week.
Okay, so we're not doing that well, folks.
For the most part, I give you, salute you guys.
Engineer and $150.
Okay, $16.50 living paycheck to paycheck.
We're all over the place here.
We're all over the place, but that's pretty wild.
So we're like, we're looking like we're about between $10 and $200, probably averaging somewhere between $50 to $60 an hour.
AKA, dude, I'll be completely honest.
At $50, $60 an hour, you're still having to make cuts and watch your budget, right?
10 years ago, you'd be doing great.
You'd be doing fantastic.
You'd be really have a lot.
But we can't have a good life anymore.
We can't have that stuff.
They're not going to let us enjoy our lives.
They have to make it expensive.
Remember, they said you're going to own nothing and you're going to be happy.
But I don't think the happy part is true, but the own nothing part is 100% reliable.
You're not going to own anything because it's just not possible because of like this shit, you know?
And it makes me really sad.
But that's why she's like $25 an hour.
I'm like, how are you making it?
And I'm not trying to like post, but $25 an hour, that is, there's no way.
And I, and I like what one of you guys said here in the chat that Christopher Vanzetta said 120K is a new 60K.
I think so too, because 60K used to be a good salary to have a family on, maybe 15 years ago.
You could raise a family of four on a 60K salary.
You really could.
You could.
And I know this because my dad had a salary of around like $55,000, $60,000.
And when he finally got that amount of money, he was fine raising us.
But even when he was less, we really struggled.
We were able, mom didn't work.
And I think we lived on a salary in the 90s.
I think he was on a salary of like $35,000 or $38,000.
So I think my dad raised a family of four and my mom didn't work.
And we were really poor growing up, but we were in LA.
So, you know, that's probably pretty low for LA.
But if my dad made double, we would have been fine, right?
If he made 60K, we would have had a lot of money.
Someone said it's never enough.
But yeah, it's never enough.
Yeah, exactly.
It's never enough.
Someone's like, what's the point of working?
That's what they want.
They want to demoralize you.
They want to demoralize you.
I don't know what the point of working is anymore, but I'm not upset about it.
I mean, we got to keep working.
We've got to keep doing these things.
I mean, this is a total off-rant, but I also am not going to shit on her for trying to make it because it's a freaking tough world that we live in, you know?
Also, on another discussion, this made me laugh, right?
A lot of people are talking about how much they think about the Roman Empire.
And I think like some people really don't think about it.
Some people do.
I think I think about the Roman Empire pretty often, but mostly because of like aqueducts and sewers and stuff, right?
I think people are making up how much they think about the Roman Empire.
I don't think they're being completely honest.
But I think I think about the Roman Empire pretty often, maybe daily, but it's maybe biased because I watch a lot of videos on the internet and there's always something in my feet about the Roman Empire, right?
Their engineering, how they used to behave, like something about, like we study it.
But also it's interesting.
I mean, watching how they, I just watched yesterday how they created aqueducts.
Fantastic.
I posted on my story.
However, this guy says he doesn't think about the Roman Empire at all, which is incredible.
I also, can I say this too?
People that just try to be contrarian that are like, fuck people who think about the Roman Empire.
Men do think about it.
It's true.
This guy says he doesn't think about the Roman Empire.
And after Michael Knowles and Rachel Madow had an affair and birthed this child, somehow I got my DNA got added to it.
He got my forehead.
I'm not surprised.
Listen to this.
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I've tried to make this video like a dozen times now.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm not smart enough.
Or maybe there's something wrong with me.
But the truth is, I've never thought about the Roman Empire.
Um, so most people think about the Roman Empire almost every day.
Yeah, it's a real thing.
It's a.
It's a real thing, it's a real thing.
Um yeah dude, some people watch the show do make a lot of money.
I would always love if they did an investment.
But now Censored TV is, like you know, helping fund the show, which is absolutely amazing.
Um, make sure you support Censored, because they're really fucking cool.
Uh, you can also as well.
Uh, you can always support the show directly.
Um, I have those Noticer t-shirts too, which is like not really i'm not really making, like i'm not making like a ton of like money off them.
I just like um hello, it basically like the the the, the merch stuff, like um, help support, like the servers for the website and like some back end stuff.
Right, because I pay some people to help with back end stuff.
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Right, we got to switch tunes here.
Uh, we got to switch tunes here.
Where is this?
Uh, where we go?
Oh yeah, let's look at things.
This is a wtf segment.
This is a good segment.
Stay for the segment.
This is gonna be very good.
Uh, these are strange videos.
Uh, including a drag church.
Uh, and we're finding out we need to genetically alter humans to be intolerant of meat.
Wow, James O'keefe really fell off right after leaving.
After leaving um the uh, or after they destroyed themselves.
What happened to Project Veritas?
They just like imploded.
That was one of the weirdest things ever.
They try to like like end his corruption dude.
A lot of people like like i'm not gonna, even I don't think i'm gonna cover the Russell Brand stuff on this show.
Um, I think it's fair if you if, when it comes to those kinds of things, I just don't, I don't like them.
I've never have, I don't like that kind of stuff.
Uh I, because I always think that the truth is um, always somewhere in between of both sides.
However, I will say that I think it's fair.
What, like Nick Ricada will do where he'll like cover the trial right, or something like that, if there's, if there's a trial I don't know if there is um, maybe there's no, maybe there's nothing like that, maybe it's just accusations uh, but I don't want to get into that because I don't really care, because I realize that in the world there's like real people that are evil that we need to fight um, and I just feel bad, though you know that a lot of content is people just speculating and I try not to speculate uh too much on the show, like what do I think is going on or who's right.
It's like I can look at, I know who's wrong and it's people like this.
Uh, but I do know that the world is a crazy place and this is what they want.
If you're calling this shit out, they will try to take you down in life right, and I don't know, I don't know, you know, with all with all that stuff, like I don't want to get into any of that.
Um, like I even saw today like Howard Stern was commenting on the Lauren Bobert stuff and and he's talking about how she's a shame to humanity.
And it's like the guy who had fat people on compare their micro penises is telling me what's shameful.
The guy who had literal like tit contests in his studio and had women flash the camera not saying anyone was mad about it, but i'm just saying like Howard Stern is such a twat he really is.
He's become such a loser and everyone's just gotten so weird today.
Everyone's all all they care about is drama and just like people's personal lives, and i'm just not.
I've never been into that.
I've never been into that.
I've always, always wanted to create my own stuff, get my own opinion on topics that are that we have the facts for, look at what's happening and go about it, but everyone's just so fucking fake and gay.
Everything's so fake and gay these days.
It's so everything's fake and gay.
It's all fake and gay.
It's all fake and gay.
And I was talking to um, I was talking to Chase Uh, from the Whatever podcast, getting some advice from him uh, because I know that like he was, you know, like lived a certain way and he changed his life around for god and he's.
And I just said, like dude, like I really like struggle with consistency spiritually uh, like like I genuinely just am disobedient to god in certain areas of my life at times.
And it's really convicting because I I, I can change for like a week, for like a month, for six months and certain things, and then I flip-flop right.
I flip-flop in my, in my ability to like obey scripture.
This is why I tend not to get into people's drama because like, i'm not going to judge people based on some mistake, even if I didn't make the same mistake.
I'm not into the cancel culture thing, like if you, if you had a bad season of your life like Russell Brand's one of them like I don't know what's going on, i'm not going to get into it, but I know that he used to live one way and I know he lives another way now, and so, like I don't really want to get into his life, i'll just let him figure out his own shit.
However, when it comes to following god, it's like I ask him like dude like, because you see, he's like, you know, he's like made decisions, been open about it.
I'm not gonna, you know, discuss the details of our conversation, but he's been open about it on the whatever podcast of like how he like yeah, he used to be like sort of I don't think promiscuous is the right word but, like he's just been celibate, he's been trying to follow god, and one of the things that he shared with me that I will share with you is that he said like he needed god's favor on his life and so he started to to really focus on being obedient to god and consistent, and I just like dude, how?
Like is it just a simple choice?
Like is it a daily thing?
And he's talking a lot about picking up your Cross daily and following God, like how heavy a cross is and the burden of what it means.
And I think that's why it's important to realize that God is an anchor.
It doesn't mean I'm not perfect and I'll drift away and make mistakes and stuff, but I want to get to a point at some point soon to where I can like consistently be at a place where I feel like I'm really moving in a good direction with Christ.
Because, you know, every time I get like start going to church, then I move and then I move churches and then just something always happens and I'm like, get thrown off, you know, because I'm a real rough kind of person and I learned the hard way.
Maybe some of you can relate to that.
Maybe some of you, maybe some of you don't.
But I really, really, really have seen a lot of young people see how bad the world's getting.
And that's what he told me.
He's like, I just saw how bad things are getting and I needed, I need God's favor.
Like, I need to be in God's favor.
I need to be in his will.
And I felt convicted by that, man.
That's from Chase from the Whatever podcast.
A little mix there of stuff he said publicly in a private conversation.
I didn't reveal anything private that he said there.
That's just my own thoughts.
But just really good guy, really good guy.
And real, real, real Chad, right?
And so it's just, it's a conviction that I need.
So if you want to pray for the show, pray for me.
Pray the Lord give me more conviction and character.
You know what I mean?
To just like consistently obey the Bible because I'm just inconsistent sometimes in a lot of areas and I need to not be, right?
It's a no excuses.
No excuses.
I just need to not be.
Speaking of what faith is, I only brought up the faith discussion primarily because we've been covering a lot of woke churches and things that have been going on.
And I just want to know what religion is this?
What religion is this?
I don't know what this is.
Is this Christianity?
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Even if you don't believe in demons, that's like demons.
Those are people are possessed.
Those are just like imagine you're in church and you got the masturbating lady of perpetual indulgence in there.
Remember, he got popped off for masturbating in public, which, remind you, there is an article that says that I got that I masturbated in public or something.
I have no idea where they got that information from.
Who told you?
No, I don't know.
I don't know where.
I swear, I swear.
If I have to read another fake and gay article written about me, you know, in the news, did you see Right Wing Watch wrote something?
And at the conclusion of their recent article that they wrote about this show, like nobody even watched, who's even watching the show?
No, barely anyone watches my show.
They've never have.
And the thing is, is it's like, why do you write about this show?
It's like not even significant enough to write about.
But it does make me laugh because they're like, we're just starting to begin, or we're beginning to think that Elijah Schaefer's audience might be racist.
They literally wrote that at the end of the article.
Like, I have black friends who make fun of black people, white friends who make fun of black people, Asians who make fun of black people, Jews who make fun of black people.
Yeah, a lot of people make fun of black people.
It's an easy target.
Okay, I'm messing.
I'm messing.
But I think it's just funny.
I think it's hilarious, right?
Just like the general nature of these people.
Like they're just like they don't people love to talk shit, but this is this is this is what their religion is and why do they copy everything that God does but just make it gay?
I've noticed it's like all people do is just like tear down, destroy and pervert.
They don't do anything original.
They're not original because, when you walk away from God, you're not as creative as you should be.
Now I'm not as creative as I should be because I just don't have enough help and I don't have the budget at the moment to do what I want.
That's why I have my, my producer, coming out, so we can figure out what the fuck we want to do in terms of content and like how to like make things better and more exciting, because we I care about you guys.
I really do, and I I really do care that you guys are doing well.
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Uh, it was really interesting.
This guy had it gave a TED talk.
This is a little long, it's about two minutes.
Uh, he gave a TED talk about how uh, he was on the panel at the W EF, but he says that we need to genetically modify humans to be intolerant to meat.
That's how we're going to solve the climate change issue.
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18% of greenhouse gas emissions come from livestock farming.
So if we eat less meat, we could significantly reduce our greenhouse gas emissions.
Now some people would be willing to eat less meat, but they lack the willpower.
Human engineering could help.
Just as some people are naturally intolerant to milk or crayfish, like myself, we could artificially induce mild intolerance to meat by stimulating our immune system against common bovine proteins.
What if we could genetically stimulate human beings to be allergic to bullshit, too?
So that's also a pretty good idea.
This is alarming because Asian people are smart.
I don't know if you know this.
They usually figure shit out, except for how to have an enjoyable society, right?
Asian societies are not enjoyable.
I'm telling you this.
Asian people are polite for the most part.
They're unintentionally rude because they're unaware of their surroundings.
And I'm not talking about Asian Americans, right?
Like, but maybe, maybe, maybe I am.
Asian people, like, I'll just be like walking through the grocery store here, and there'll just be like some Asian woman on the phone, like, backing up in the aisle, like towards me, going, Banana!
The carts, the trolles, the grocery carts out here, by the way, as they call them, trolles.
All the wheels move, not just two wheels.
Those carts are freaking dangerous.
For a country that's bent on safety, if you try to pull one of those carts, the cart went and tailwind spun and ripped out my skin on my ankle.
And nothing hurts more than getting an ankle injury in a grocery store around an Asian woman.
I started screaming out, too, but I wasn't speaking to anybody on the phone.
I was trying to prevent myself from crying because it hurt.
I was a little bitch in the moment.
I'll admit, sometimes when a grocery cart hits you in your ankles, it's okay to speak like an Asian person.
Anyway, side note, that has nothing to do with anything.
I need to stop side noting.
Asian people are smart, was my point.
And they tend to invent things.
They will copy us, but genetics is pretty easy.
That's basically what they want to do is copy something.
So when they're talking about like artificial wombs, engineering babies, it's going to come down to where they start engineering children to have an intolerance to meat.
That's where we're headed.
That's where we're headed.
That's why they're looking for a gay gene.
Do you know that's why they're looking for a gay gene?
It's not because they want to find a genetic justification for being gay.
It's because they want to make us all gay by using epigenetics to turn the gene on.
That's crazy, right?
They literally want to make you gay and meatless.
They want you addicted to a different kind of beef.
All right, we got a couple more segments coming up on the show.
The SOB, the Yay, the Ew, the Hmm.
We got a lot of segments actually left.
And we're going to finish the rest of the show on Rumble only because some of the segments, I think one of them has nudity in it and stuff too.
So we're not going to be able to do them all here on YouTube.
So I'm putting the link to the chat here in YouTube.
If you're watching on YouTube, make sure that you go over to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive, that you subscribe, that you watch the show, you watch the replays.
It's super important to have you guys along for the ride.
Someone said it's been so many years.
I didn't even know how they found their outlets, like Slightly Offensive Fleckas.
At least Fleckas is doing really well.
I never heard he's doing really well.
He's doing good.
He's such a great guy.
I will see you guys over on somebody requested that.
He looks more like Michelle Obama than Michelle Obama.
I hope he sees this too.
It's rough.
No, I'm just kidding.
He's a cute kid there, you know.
But he's a, oh, and he says he looked bisexual.
Weren't you like nine there?
Aren't you like nine years old?
Flawed, I hate to break it to you, buddy, but I don't even know if that's you.
I don't know if that's you.
I think you, whoever this is, think you might have been stolen out of a baby factory and your parents lied to you about your childhood because that is not you.
I don't even, I guess it does look a little bit like him.
It's the face tats, right?
That make him look.
If you don't know who Flaud Zilla is and you're really confused, this is him now.
This is Flaude now.
I don't know.
Michelle Obama?
We'll see.
I love Flaud.
No, I'm just, I'm messing.
I can talk shit because he's my friend because I love him a lot.
I really, really appreciate that guy.
But apparently white guys are in the win.
Now, here's another thing that these, speaking of the white boys winning, people are really mad at this video because this guy asks people like, what race would you want to be?
And this is the dumbest question ever.
Because every time you ask a non-white person, they're like, they want to be their race, right?
Why would you want to be a different race?
That's like a child question.
You know, when you were a kid, you're four years old.
You still wet your bed.
And people ask you, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Why are you asking a kid what labor they want to involve themselves in?
They're four years old.
I've always thought that was so dumb.
Like, well, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Like, who you are is your job.
I'll explain why I think that's stupid in the next segment because we're talking about people putting too much identity in their work.
Too much identity.
This is ridiculous.
It's like they ask these white women and they're shocked that what their answer is.
If we're going to empower women, nobody should be shaming her for her honest opinions.
Strong, independent women should not be silenced when speaking up.
Do you agree with feminism?
And I also wrote down here an important follow-up.
Props to the interviewer for not mansplaining.
We love a black male feminist, don't we, folks?
Obviously, tongue-in-cheek.
But she's like, we're the superior race.
And I was like, well, finally someone just being honest.
Like, black people say the same thing and no one's mad.
They're like, black people are best.
We're the best.
We're really better than everyone.
And I'm not offended by that.
I wouldn't, if you were black, why wouldn't you be proud to be black?
Like, there are benefits, right?
Number one, rap career.
Two, no sunscreen.
I'm going to try to do no sunscreen.
It's almost summer here, and the sun started to come out.
And I took my shirt off for the first time yesterday, like, just to go out in the sun.
I'm going to start doing sunning a few minutes a day.
But.
Yeah, and then like in retrospect as well, it's like We're the assholes like these what happened to this Germany?
Can we get this Germany back?
I don't know.
She's a wife material there.
But I just don't think I think it's just weird that people will shame people for being proud to be white.
I never understood that.
I don't care.
I can never have a career for the rest of my life.
I don't even have.
Oh, yeah, like someone was like, you fell off.
I was never on, buddy.
You can't fall off of a pedestal you're never on.
I've always just been fucking around and always having fun.
And I really do.
I love you guys.
You guys have a, I have a really great audience.
The SOBs, you guys, like, yeah, I'm not going to like grift and change my mind on things.
So, you know, it's becoming increasingly difficult to be honest, but I couldn't do this without you.
And I really do appreciate you guys.
And a lot of you guys, too, have already went up.
And, you know, you supported on, you support on locals.
This is really awesome.
And I love the locals.
And then a lot of you guys have already went to censored.tv.
You got the promo code.
You bought a membership.
So I'm going to start doing the full rollout of that probably in a week or two and just really start pushing that because that's going to be long term where I think I'm going to stick there for a while.
I don't plan on leaving there anytime soon.
Then I'm just going to stick with it.
So we got our community.
And I'm sorry.
I've just been really tired.
I have a new kid.
And I'm alone out here, basically.
I do have some people that have helped me now that I pay that.
Brian Switched, helping Switch and stuff.
He's been really helpful setting up the live streams so we can start them on time.
I know the last one wasn't on time, but it's just really hard to be independent.
And I don't know a lot of people that are doing it while being demonetized everywhere, right?
So we're independent, but demonetized, and I'm on a family.
So I know people who are independent, but they're all monetized.
And most of them don't have families.
So doing this with a family and everything, it's a lot.
But I really appreciate you guys.
And I really do love you guys.
I really do appreciate the support and just know how much that I love you.
Butthead said, we need you fuckers on censored.
And it's true, we do.
We need you fuckers with censored.
All right, let's move on.
Speaking of this, though, another win, another win was speaking of women, though, not just women winning, but today was, people always want to speak positively about women.
I do.
This woman was encouraging women not to be fat.
Check this out.
Young women and men, I used to be 300 pounds, right?
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I used to be in your position and I know how it feels.
Yeah, that was really nice to watch a woman be like, hey, you know, women, you're not hot fat.
And you need to stop being fat and disgusting.
And you need to stop coping and lying to yourself.
You need to stop lying to yourself that you're happy when you're not happy.
And you need to stop telling yourself that.
Just stop eating so much.
But it's hard.
A lot of you know, you know, weight goes up and down.
It is difficult.
All right, we got to look at our next segment.
Let's get into this.
This idea.
We'll speak of this sad state of women on the SOB segment.
One of you guys sent me this from locals.
are things you guys email me dm me uh on why society's falling apart this is gonna be a rather shorter segment but i just think it's really sad Like, like when I see that woman in the previous segment telling women, hey, don't be fat, right?
You're not happy.
There's no way you're happy, right?
We're never happy when we're lying and when we're in our vices.
It's really, really gonna make me cry a little bit sometimes.
Not really, but just life can be really sad.
And I just, I'm just, you know, I've had a tough, I've had a tough year, you know, tough couple years here, but, you know, I could have chosen to stay down.
I could have chosen to be bitter.
I could have chosen to be upset, but I've just chosen to do better and to, you know, surround myself with better people and do my own thing.
And I just don't, I don't hold the grudges.
You know, I'm just, that's just, I guess it's part of being a guy.
And that's part of what makes the workforce great when you're with dudes.
It's like, you don't want to really hold a grudge, right?
Because revenge belongs to the Lord.
And some of you guys are really into revenge.
I'm not into that.
But I think it's really crazy how much we promote women in the workforce.
They have no accountability ever.
But like this picture reminded me of like, it's like 30,000 feet above patriarchy, girl power on this airline.
And there's no women, you know, working on the airline.
So this is like what happens in the workforce.
It's like they're promoting women, but what women are really loading?
You know, what women are, what women are really involved in this?
None.
Because women don't like to do this because women are pretty and they smell nice and you know, and they just don't like to get dirty like this.
Some women do, but rarely they do.
There's always that country girl that was raised on a farm that likes to get dirty and that's cool, but that's a different kind, right?
She's just fun.
She's playful.
That's part of the playful nature of women is that they are they're whimsical and so they like to have fun.
But like this is the exact picture of like, you go, girl, where, where is the girl?
And I brought, I saw this really crazy chart you guys sent me that made me really think about how we're lying to women and makes me really sad about it.
Because there's this chart about what women think is important to a fulfilling life.
And 71% said that having a job or career they enjoy is really important to having a fulfilling life.
Men don't enjoy work.
Like, I don't think women understand this.
We don't, we're not fulfilled by work.
Like, and this is a real controversial statement, but we're not, we don't actually have fulfillment from working.
We work because it either brings us, it brings us the opportunities we like.
Like, like, we're fulfilled by maybe the respect that we get in the position because men value respect.
So we, you know, enjoy, you know, maybe, maybe you enjoy the fame or the executive position because of the authority and the respect that you have.
We also mainly just like it for the money that it provides us.
We do it for money.
We literally just do it for money.
That's literally why we work so we can provide.
But we're fulfilled by like the effects of the job.
But the job itself isn't the fulfilling part.
We love taking time off.
We love taking vacations.
And a lot of people that, you know, like work a lot is just because they don't know what else to do with their time.
They're not very developed.
They don't have a lot of hobbies.
And other people too, it's just getting really hard.
So we just work a lot because we need to provide.
But it's about providing, right?
We take pride in being providers for our families.
And men, you need to know that it's important.
We need to provide.
That's a huge part of that is provision.
It's not everything, but it's huge.
But also like women care about having close friends.
And then only 20, only a quarter of women think being married, having children is part of having a fulfilling life.
Of course, also having a lot of money because women don't work jobs.
This is why they don't make a lot of money because they care about having fulfilling a job they enjoy.
They want to be fulfilled by their job and they don't want a lot of money.
That's why women, that's what the wage gap is, is women take jobs that they don't make a lot of money in because it's fulfilling work.
And men are the opposite.
We're like, fuck it.
I don't care if it's fulfilling.
I just want to make a lot of money and provide for my family.
That's why people will give like Matt Walsh, you know, shit or something, I think unfairly for like, oh, he doesn't talk, he doesn't talk about the JQ enough, whatever.
Like, dude, he works for, you know, Ben Shapiro.
Like, relax.
And also, like, he's trying to provide you six, you know, six kids.
And it's like, well, he's sold out.
He didn't sell out.
He's providing for his family.
You're on the internet because it's a hobby.
To him, it's a job.
And just like, you know, a basketball player, does it mean that he doesn't know how to play football if he chooses not to throw a football?
No, he just may be playing a different game.
And I think Matt's just playing a different game.
And I think a lot of these guys get unduly criticized for no reason.
I think they do a lot of good in the world.
And people talk shit because, oh, they don't talk about this or that.
It's like, dude, you know, maybe he calculated the risk and he doesn't feel like that's what he's called on earth to do.
So why do you require everyone?
Why don't you just let people be themselves?
You know, I mean, like, why do you put pressure on that guy?
That guy's doing a lot of good.
I really like Matt.
He's a really nice guy.
Very, very autistic person in person.
But a good guy.
Anyway, I just thought this was ridiculous that women don't even know what work is about and they're upset about it, right?
So, unsurprisingly, I got accused of being racist again on the internet, which seems to be the new thing.
That's the new thing.
You know, they tried to take me out.
A lot of people have tried to take me out over the years.
And now they're just back to calling me racist.
And there's really offended too.
Like, everyone thinks I'm like sexist and misogynist.
And they call me these names.
And I'm just like, thank you for finally accepting me for who I am.
No, I just have edgy humor.
And like, I just think it's fun to take the shit, the piss out of things and whatever.
I'm like, I'm like you guys.
Like, I don't hate anyone.
I just think it's fun to have fun on the internet.
And I saw this video.
So I mentioned on the censored TV show, we talked about, it was titled Black People Did the Holocaust.
And I explained how we found out that black people actually are responsible for the Holocaust.
But Sexy Red, I guess, is this girl's name.
Like, I didn't know who she was until like a week ago.
And I feel like every year the Hollywood industry pulls out a random ratchet black chick and she becomes the new popular face.
And then I never knew about her.
And then all I see is videos of her.
So I see this video and remember she on the censored show was the girl who said that the most romantic thing a guy did for her was rob a store for her and give her stolen property.
That was a true, true story.
I just saw this, right?
And I looked up the net worths of these people and it's in the, it's in the millions, okay?
They're well off.
Million dollars is like $100,000 20 years ago, but still.
And I asked myself a real important question.
I just said like, question for my black followers of those familiar.
Why do black people get rich and famous and then buy ridiculous jewelry and clothing?
Where does this come from?
And why do they continue to do it?
Is this artificial, a gimmick to market products to black consumers or what?
And I said, I know white people do this too, but it's definitely originated from black culture.
I'm all for people having fun with their own money.
I'm just not sure why they all seem to do it.
Because I think it's tacky, right?
I just thought, like, I just noticed like black people get rich and famous and then they like buy dumb shit.
And I don't know what that's about.
I don't know why they dress like they're like, why they're like dressed like cloud, SoundCloud rappers.
And I love when people like, I like Maj Tori, by the way, so it's not a diss on him, but he's like, actually, all culture from various time periods do the gaudy shit.
The Victorian shit in Europe is over the top, but in more modern entertainment culture, the Nelk Boys, Beastie Boys, Jackass Group.
I don't, I didn't answer my question.
I was some, I don't know, that was, I just, yeah, that's not common, though.
Like, that's his character, and he's literally the, like, that's not the same thing.
Asking why black people, like, when white people get rich and famous, they don't dress like this, okay?
And they didn't, like, that's not what they do.
When black people get rich and famous, they tend to dress like this and look like this.
So, for a period.
And a lot of them upgrade, right?
They end up just upgrading to better, like, suits and stuff.
Flaud gave a good analysis.
Said it's because hip-hop was born in poverty.
So having jewelry was an indicator of status of the impoverished.
Great.
Thank you.
And this is a black man who said it's, where was it?
Oh, Preston Para said, because they popping off and she.
No fathers.
Where was it, too, that like people were saying, yeah, no one really could answer my question.
Oh, Jason Charter.
We haven't seen him in a while.
Your assumption is racist as fuck.
Some electric guitar.
Edgy.
Jason Charter.
That looks like me doing this.
Why do they always do this look?
Like, look, I got a big forehead, man.
That is literally me.
That's my gay twin brother.
I love whenever, like, I'm about to, like, talk shit on someone and I realize it looks like me.
Actually, you guys gave, you guys in locals sent a few more of these.
This is Ben's Tard Cell.
I'll save it later.
And then Didn't Do Mutton.
The Didn't Do Mutton.
Oh, someone got a Noticer t-shirt already?
Welcome to the club.
Noticer, who got the Noticer shirt?
Mermaid American, gonna wear this to the gay bar.
Noticer.
It's like the dumbest t-shirt, right?
It's so stupid, but it's funny.
It's funny.
It's like, it is.
You got to get a noticer t-shirt.
Slightly offensive shop.
Also said, oh, falsetto.
There you go.
But we got that.
And then the George just says, what's the beeping noise I hear every time I see a video of a black person in their home?
Do you know that, did you see that one person?
Maybe it was just in my racist chat, but they said that we should all, everybody who wants to avoid violent people should change their text message ringtone to a smoke alarm chirp.
Because then we can, well, the right people will hear it in public and will know that the other person, that the other person is a noticer.
