New ALIEN Bodies REVEALED in Mexico: Psy-Op or Real?
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So Mexican scientists unveil a new set of Alien mummies they found in Peru that are apparently 1,000 years old. Are we not interested because we are jaded? Or is it clearly a hoax meant to distract low IQ redditors. You decide. Plus, we look at the invasion of 5,000 Africans onto a small Italian island, how baby faced teens thought they scammed the cash app but ended up $50,000 in debt, polyamorous non-binary families are a thing now and so much more on this episode of nightly offensive.
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New images just dropped from Mexico of the alien mummies that are a thousand years old that were verified by science.
This is real.
I'm not entirely sure how we're supposed to believe that a paper-mâché piñata from a child's birthday party is actually an alien, but we're going to ask ourselves: is this debunkable?
It reminds me of another alien that I once remembered from my childhood.
I mean, come on, if you're actually going to try to convince us of aliens in front of Congress in Syapas, a lot of us aren't Redditors, but look at the similarities.
Look at those similarities.
Very, very similar.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
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We have a great show for you tonight.
It is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is another episode of Knightly Offensive.
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All right, we got to look at the story here for a moment.
Scientists, scientists, the guys who said that vaccines are safe and effective, that the world was going to end in 2012, that we only had 10 years left for climate change to take us all out,
and that cow farts were going to destroy the world have discovered two mummies inside of a cave that were preserved apparently through diatomic particles or some sort of bacterial life or microbial life in caves in Peru.
It sounds like a movie, but it actually is not just a hoax on the internet.
It's made it all the way to the top of the stories today.
It's made in front of Congress.
It's all over the internet.
And the question is, can we debunk this or are aliens among us?
I think we have to answer that question today.
We're going to get into that in just a moment.
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We found aliens.
They're around.
But are they real or are they not?
The story is absolutely amazing.
Let's get into the top story today.
Aliens in Mexico I have shocking video here of aliens The aliens.
Shocking video of aliens on Earth.
This is a different kind of alien, though.
About 5,000 to 6,000 illegal aliens just invaded a small, beautiful island in Italy, which we'll be talking about later.
That's totally the wrong type of alien.
I clicked the wrong link, but you get the joke.
You get the gist.
The actual top story today is about these alien mummies.
And I just have to realize, you know, they actually think that we're retarded.
And maybe we are retarded, right?
That's the whole issue with this.
Maybe we are stupid.
Maybe we are as dumb as they think we are.
Because these scientists went in front of Congress in Mexico and they presented some sort of like calcified, mummified bodies of, they call them adolescent creatures that existed in Couscous.
Okay, so they say this is what the alien looks like.
And then remember this alien from Men in Black?
Do you not see the similarities here?
They look nearly identical.
Nearly identical.
But that's not even the best of it.
That's not even the best of it.
It also reminds me of another mummy as well.
I mean, look at this.
Could they have done a better job?
I'm not entirely sure.
I'm not entirely sure.
But I will say that that's what it looks like up close, right?
This is so strange.
And so obviously you would expect that they put it under the microscope, that they've cat scanned it, that they've looked at its body, and they've began to understand what it looked like on the inside.
When you look at the science and them explaining how this mummy got calcified or whatever you want to call it, I don't mummified.
I didn't get into the semantics of the details of the scientific process that actually mummified the body.
You would ask for some more evidence.
And they attempted to give the evidence for the body, which is very, very, very interesting.
And they examined it.
I'm sorry.
I just laugh at this stuff.
Like, here's the mummy being examined.
I think this is hilarious, right?
Is it just me, or does that look like paper mache?
It's just like a children's art project.
I don't even want to spend too much time today on this topic.
We'll try to get through all the segments today because there's not really any hot stories.
But I do have a little bit of information.
Somebody actually was able to go through the forensics of this body.
And I want to remind you, like, people are honestly discussing this on the internet.
If this is true, I think it's a government psyop, right?
Right as we're talking about a new variant of COVID, right as we're talking about remasking, then they unearth aliens, and people are believing it.
But it's also kind of a litmus test as well.
Because while some people are like, well, we don't care, that's the crux of what they've done to us over the last several years.
They've got us so jaded that we literally don't care about anything.
I'm going to have, I'm going to try to have Owen Schroer on next week because he was just sentenced to prison for his, it's not even for his involvement in January 6th.
It's like his lack of involvement.
They're putting him in prison because of the things he said on his show.
We're at a stage in society where you can go to jail in the United States for your free speech.
Okay, so I don't want to hear your shit about how Australia is a police state.
It is.
It's disgusting.
I'll condemn it.
I'm not going to defend it.
But the United States is the greatest example of a police state the whole world has ever seen.
Just remember that when Gaddafi was sodomized with a blade, Hillary Clinton laughed.
And you have Americans laughing at Pergogian being shot down.
Americans have a very sick association, especially the elite, with just laughing at the death of their enemies and taking it for granted.
Not you guys, because you guys are cool and you guys are real people.
But the police state is disgusting.
And somebody actually went ahead and debunked this.
And so I kind of want to bring this out here because obviously people are going to say it's real.
But just like we saw with Lucy and the other mummies or animals or humanoids that they say prove the missing link in evolution, similar forensics were done here and show that these bodies were altered.
But I don't want you to take my word for it.
I want you to watch it for yourself.
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So what do we see?
Same stuff.
A hodgepodge of human and animal bones.
Here's a mummy named Josephine.
A real beauty.
Instead of humurai, she sports femurs or thigh bones.
Her legs are even more baffling.
One of the thigh bones is actually a femur, only facing the wrong way around, while the other one is a tibia.
And they are completely mismatched.
With the hip bone, there's no joint there at all.
The poor humanoid wouldn't have made a single step.
Some of the bones are simply chopped off.
Note this asymmetry here.
The fingers are a total mess, too.
The first pseudophalanges are facing in different directions on her left and right hands, with the white part facing up or down.
Well, they just forgot to turn them the right way.
Stuff happens.
And look at this alien head.
French paleontologist Julien Benoit thinks that those who crafted the small humanoid mummies used skulls of some small mammals for their heads, such as a llama or alpaca.
Comparison shows that the reptiloid's cranial cavity fits perfectly the cranial cavity of a llama.
The location of the olfactory bulbs, the inner rear, the brain hemispheres, and the cerebellum precisely matches those in a llama skull.
The whole facial part of the skull was broken off, leaving only the brain case.
The skull was then rotated so its back part faces forward.
The reptiloid's face is actually the back of the poor llama's head.
Paleontologist Rodolfo Salas-Bismonti is of the same opinion.
But I just found out yesterday that there is a masculine urge to basically buy as many computer monitors as possible rather than go to therapy.
So I appreciate it.
But I'm trying to get more into the chat here and get more into following what you guys are saying.
But a lot of you are saying muted, But I think I need to get more computers because I feel like the setup doesn't have enough computers.
So we're going to do our best to get more and more computers.
Looking at the chat here, people are saying boomer audio.
It is boomer audio.
It's a lot to do.
It's a lot to do when you're all here by yourself in a room and you have nothing to do.
But you have this girl, Debbie Downer.
Don't we love Debbie Downer, folks?
We love Debbie Downer.
I'm rebuilding the Diversity Coalition out here.
The rest of it's at my dad's house.
But what a beautiful, what a beautiful girl.
She's Debbie Down Under from Down Under, right?
It's Greta Downberg.
But looking at you guys, you guys brought these up here on the chat on locals, LijahSchaefer.locals.com.
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Oh, that's, I thought you were saying that was an alien's hand.
That is racism.
Condemn.
Condemn.
But the most part is, you guys are saying that, oh, hey, yeah, someone said it's better muted.
Fuck you guys.
Moving along on the story of what's happening.
I agree.
I think it's fake.
I don't think this is real.
I think this is like one of those interesting hoaxes where they just already know that the populace is so jaded, they feel like they can kind of get away with anything.
But I'm not entirely sure what they're trying to convince people of.
It didn't stop the internet from breaking down where people are like, oh my gosh, you know, these might be real beings.
I think they're going to actually genuinely fake aliens or they're going to somehow make it real.
I don't believe in aliens.
I believe in beings.
I believe there are other universes, intersecting universes.
I believe that there are angelic beings.
There are demons.
I believe people are sodomized and even raped by demons.
I do.
This crazy stuff I really believe and found evidence for.
And I think there are spirits and principalities and a lot of things that people don't understand.
I think a lot of humans that are out there may not only be demons, they may be possessed by them.
Maybe you don't believe in that stuff, and that's okay.
But I definitely would say it's more likely to believe in that than whatever this is that they're trying to pull off, right?
I mean, it's kind of maddening.
I don't really know.
I don't think there's much else to say on this.
I mean, I'll look here for a second, but for the most part, I agree with this conclusion.
It's an iconic Hollywood character.
We've seen it a million times before, and we'll see it a million times again.
There's nothing else to be said here, and I don't, and I really just don't care at this point.
Because the issue is that the world is so insane that I just saw a family have to spend $53 on Taco Bell for a family of four.
That would feed a family of two out here.
But the inflationary issues, the problems that are coming, they're going to continue to try to distract us with outside things so that we keep our eyes off of what's important.
Like, this is why the right wing focuses predominantly on trans issues, but they don't focus on anti-whitism, like anti-white discrimination.
At the crux of the main issue of the right wing is that we, as a right wing, continue to lose because we cancel our best fighters.
I saw Turning Point USA had a campaign that's like, hey, y'all, Gen Z, you want to get out and vote?
You want to get out there and vote for somebody?
And they're like, why aren't Gen Z voting Republican?
And it's like, well, Gen Z aren't voting Republican because if you've ever been to a Republican club in high school, it's a bunch of nerds in suits and they don't relate to anyone.
And Democrats don't have clubs inside of high schools that are called the Democrat clubs.
Maybe they do, but that's not where they recruit.
They put clubs in like furry clubs, LGBTQ clubs, communism clubs, decathlon, environmental science.
And they staff the clubs with very lefty teachers and everything is lefty.
And they find more creative ways to get at people using extreme ideologies of, you know, shutting down carbon and, you know, making everybody gay and dressing in furry costumes.
They use extremism to attract people.
And they win because people are attracted to ideals and to extremism.
And on the right wing, we are a controlled opposition.
We are docile.
We're worried about the economy and trans issues and things that realistically are not affecting us on a daily basis.
But when you talk about the literal destruction of masculinity, the destruction, the attack on whiteness and of polite white society, then you're extreme and they don't let you talk.
They don't invite you to your events.
Shut you down uh, they'll call you an extremist, they'll report you, they'll they gossip about you, they'll slander you to the mainstream media.
And so we essentially, are like a very cocked um circumcised version of right-wing ideology.
The left embraces extremism and they accept it and uh, the right wing is so afraid of what right-wing watcher media matters will say about them that they have this like weird boomer, you know, like Lindel Tv style um activism, and we get absolutely nowhere.
We're essentially like like uh aliens, I don't know i'm i'm, i'm ranting, this is stupid uh, but that's my, that's my thoughts.
I just feel, like the right wing is, we lose because we're not, we're not presenting a very puritanical uh, ideological reality.
Um, we're like, we're like a progressivish light-ish, like we're just like a less, a little bit less gay, a little bit less trans, like we only want our trans to hold guns and be hot.
You know what I mean.
Like the right wing's, like we want hot trans, you know girls, and we just want our kids to be gay when they're 18.
That's like, that's basically what the right wing is and so it doesn't really do anything in the real world.
I would like to get back to a more fundamental realistic um, you know approach, because I see what attracts young people, I see what what, what attracts me, you know, these crusader uh, collages and and and super cuts, the idea of bringing back traditional family and bringing back the values.
Um, these things are very important, you know, trying to bring go, bring people back to god and self-control.
As somebody who comes from a very you know, leftist background in La and around people, i'm very much attracted to this return to normalcy.
But no, we can't talk about that because we've got to have more black, gay Republicans representing the right wing.
That's all i'll say about that for now.
Uh, I do want to look at a couple things.
I'm going to switch it here to something funny.
I'm going to go a little bit out of order today on our on our segments, so I want to look at something funny.
Let's look at the videos that make me laugh.
Hello, fellow domesticated Republicans.
Um, I saw this video of John Fetterman and if you don't know, John Fetterman is, he's a senator from Pennsylvania, you've probably seen him.
He played Hodor in uh Game Of Thrones.
Hodor uh he yeah, he played Hodor, but uh, he also wears a Dickies outfit.
If you watched the last episode where I went wild and talked about what it's like hanging out with Mexicans at Mexican parties in East La which i'm not against, I like that, it was actually a very positive experience.
I talked about it uh, the one sketchy guy who's always at the party named Primo uh he's, he's not just your primo, he's not your cousin, he is the primo.
And I talked about him wearing a unicolor Dickies outfit and that's what I was talking about.
So he's got the Primo East La Vataloco uh outfit.
He was approached about the impeachment charges, the inquiry against Biden, and I like I just I kind of reminded that they want you to, they want you to believe That these are the people that are controlling the country.
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And I just don't believe it about this news that Speaker McCarthy has formally launched an impeachment and has said he's going to.
Yeah, when even your aide is like, dude, like, can we bring this mental patient with us?
Because he's malfunctioning again.
I'm not saying these are reptilians.
I think they're just aneurysm patients or they're stroke victims, right?
These are healthcare patients, people that should be in hospice.
But they are supposed to be running our country.
And that's sort of the sign of the decline.
That's when you know that we're headed in a very bad direction existentially as a nation because the people that are supposed to be electing us are dressed like gang members from East Los Angeles, have the physiogamy of a Game of Thrones character in the emotional response of a 17-year-old white liberal from New York.
It is unfortunate, and I feel bad for the direction.
And it's also like, what the fuck is this?
You ugly ass motherfucker.
You're disgusting.
And like, I don't want shit like that.
Can we just also have a country that has some respect?
I don't want to go too hard on him because it's like, okay, I don't really need to attack his looks, but like the dude looks like he's a tumor and it's unfortunate.
And I'm not even that good looking of a guy, but at least I'm like normal, just like a normal, average-looking guy.
And I think okay.
I'm not the most intelligent.
I am a little bit retarded, but I'm also not full-blown retard.
And this is the next level.
I don't know what I think about this.
All right, moving on to the next video.
I was also reminded at a game show, I have been talking a lot about the fact that the future is disabled, but at one of these award shows, they actually decided to have one of the presenters present with Tourette's.
I'm really enjoying the trajectory of the path we're on.
It's becoming easier and easier to predict where we're headed.
This is, they had someone with Tourette's Tourette's present.
You didn't think they could find someone with a little bit more cohesion in their ability to communicate?
Check this out.
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I'm here.
I'm here to fuck.
I'm here to swear at you for a little while.
I figured it'd be funny if I didn't tell you why.
So, fuck off.
I have the best content.
Fuck, the best content tits.
The best, best tits, the best tits in the best content organization.
Pardon me, and my apologies for not being up to date with this stuff, but when did we get to a point to where we started putting disabled people to the front?
This is where you got to watch the trajectory of where we're headed as a country because they do tell us what they're doing.
And you could just laugh at this and say, oh, like, you know, I'm not going to be, I'm not mad about it.
I don't think there's anything wrong with someone with Tourette's being involved in things.
But the reason why I have an issue is why do they always...
If you have Tourette's, you could be involved in a different way than being on stage.
And they just want to erase anything that's normal.
I've noticed there's like a complete erasure of anything that is like a status quo.
They want you to be like just broken and bent up because it's cool to be mentally ill.
It's cool to be trans.
It's cool to have Tourette's.
And like what's not cool is just being like some straight person or just being normal.
Like you've got to have a nose ring at the very least.
It's nose ring extremism.
Got to have a little nose ring.
I used to have a nose ring.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
It's unfortunate.
It's like I've mentioned, I just, I swear it's the atrazine in the water in LA.
But I've had a lot of bad looks over the years, some of which I regret, some of which were iconic, and I never regret it.
I'm not ashamed of anything I've ever done or in the past or anything, but I think that it showed that I was lacking.
And, you know, when you want to, like, there's some tattoos and stuff that are beautiful, but a lot of times you get tattoos and piercings when you're younger because you're lacking identity and you don't really know who you are.
And you're looking for something to give you meaning.
And I always remember talking to young people about tattoos and everyone always had a meaning behind their tattoos.
But you don't need tattoos to have meaning.
You don't need to have express yourself through ink on your skin.
I'm not really pro tattoo anymore.
I don't think it really matters if men get them.
Specific types.
You know, I mean, like there's the Maoris, you know, they have pretty cool tattoos.
They're into that.
Islander people.
But especially women.
It just looks so trashy.
I'm not really in support of it, but you do you.
I'm not going to hark on that for too long.
I also have this really unfortunate video, too, that was surfacing.
And I want to know what you guys think of it.
And it started with me finding this image of this husband and wife.
And it's really scared me.
The husband has a chart of the things that he's allowed to do.
Or if he does them well, then he is essentially going to be able to get rewards from his wife.
Look at those eyes.
That woman's crazy.
Look at him.
It's daddy's sticker chart.
So if he washes dishes, he gets a 12-pack of his favorite beer.
So he gets to drink one, two.
So I guess that'd be probably mostly just dinner dishes.
So if he can go through six days of doing dishes, he gets to drink alcohol.
And I'm assuming by the seventh day, you would drink the whole 12-pack.
I can drink a lot, and I've drank a lot in my life.
I'm pretty good at drinking.
It's one of the few things I actually know how to do, but I've never been able to drink 12 beers.
I don't know how people that drink a lot of alcohol are able to drink 12 beers.
That's always really shocked me.
I could drink a lot of liquor, like, you know, like a half bottle of liquor or something, but I'm not going to be able to drink beer.
It's too much bubbly, you know, in my stomach.
If he puts the toilet seat down, I guess that could be daily, right?
Maybe a few times a day.
He gets no nagging for a week.
And she looks like a nagger.
Everybody hates naggers.
They're everywhere.
They're just annoying.
They're loud.
They're in public.
They're annoying.
If he changes blowout diaper, he gets naked hula dance from yours truly.
This is why men have problems with porn because women like this exist.
And I'm just going to say this is a true.
Like, women do, like, a lot of men are just in sexless relationships, or they're just like, they're sexless now.
And men need a lot of sex, okay?
They do.
Like, it's really weird how sexless people's lives are today.
And it's very unfortunate.
It's not good.
And, you know, men will find sex one way or another, but this is a recipe for disaster.
This is a divorce waiting to happen.
Also, if he bathes the rug rats, like if you call your children the rug rats, you're just a fucking bitch.
won't donate your favorite pit stain t-shirts oh okay if he packs the kids lunches get out of the i don't even know what this is i One, get out of the daycare free card.
I don't know what this says.
He vacuums the car seats.
He doesn't have to go to something.
And then if he cleans throw up, he gets a blowjob.
Like, imagine that your life is that you do a woman's work for six days to be able to get some beer and to get a blow job.
What a pathetic life.
What an absolute loser.
And I don't know whose fault this is more.
I don't know if it's society's fault in the lack of structure that we've given to women or if it's the lack of expectations from men.
But it's like, dude, chat, I don't know how you feel about this, but this is really, really, really makes me sad.
Genuinely makes me sad to watch this.
I really don't like that.
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Okay, so we were talking about this, right?
This woman.
And I love this meme that someone put, like, time for your BJ because you earned enough stickers.
Yes, honey.
Yes, honey.
That looks like the alien that they found, right?
That looks exactly like the alien.
I absolutely love that.
All right.
So this is pretty crazy because I need to bring this video up.
Where is this?
Oh, yeah, with like women being crazy.
So I found this video online from Josh LaCash.
He had posted it.
And it essentially was a woman who wanted to divorce her husband.
And I thought we should discuss it a little bit because it actually brings up some pretty good discussion on what exactly men are experiencing in marriage.
I'd love to hear from you guys what you're experiencing in your own marriages.
I don't believe in societal late psyop homosexuality.
I think people, you know, get molested and I think it confuses them.
I think people get into a lot of pornography and it can rewire your brain so you can start like jerking off to things that you don't aren't like into, right?
Or stuff that it can like confuse you sexually.
I think people experiment.
But this whole like late blooming homosexuality, like I just discovered one day that I'm a homosexual or whatever, and I didn't even know and I got married.
And I, this whole time, I just found out.
Like, I feel like this is a psyop.
This is not real.
But this is a very interesting because my original understanding of this video has changed in the last 24 hours.
Check this out.
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Early this year, I came out as gay to my husband, Sunovi X, and he had the sweetest and most amazing reaction.
And this is what he said.
What did you say?
I said that I was so proud of you.
And that was the bravest thing I've seen anyone do.
So there's an interesting discussion here because, of course, the engagement farmer in me says, you know, why are men like this?
Or when did we become like this?
But realistically, at any point in a relationship, whether you're dating, whether you're married, at some point you're going to think, I want out of this.
Like, it doesn't mean that it doesn't mean you've gone through it now.
It could be 20 years from now, right?
I'm not saying that's like what's going through my mind, but it's like, it's almost like the thought you've had.
Like a lot of you guys haven't killed yourselves, but you've thought about life at one point, you know, like, oh, I kind of want out of this.
But you don't go through with it, right?
And you don't, you figure out how to enjoy life again.
I understand relationships are complicated.
A lot of people are having a difficult time getting married today.
A lot of people are having difficulty in their marriages.
People are very unhappy.
They're very unfocused.
And I understand.
It's a very confusing world.
But the fact that her husband let her go so and just said, I'm proud of you, honey, means two things.
Either A, he's a super cuck, which is possible.
And that is the patchiest beard I've ever seen.
So that's weird.
Okay.
I have a pretty patchy beard myself, so I'm not judging.
And it kind of sucks, my facial hair, but that's that's worse.
So I feel better about myself.
I do.
I feel a little bit better.
He's chubby and stuff, but why is he like this?
The truth is, is that she's mid.
She's good looking.
She's all right, right?
She's a normal looking girl.
She's psychotic.
She's a raging bitch.
And if she has been lesbian and wanted to come out about it, straight girls that are not whores already don't like love dick.
Like they'll love your dick, right?
They might love your dick, but they're not like into dick.
So if you're like a lesbian, as she calls herself, then you're probably in a sexless marriage at that point.
And you're probably banging other people.
He's, if he's not banging other people, that might be why he's fat.
He might have turned a beer, right?
He might have like gone estrogenic and turned to beer.
He might have, it's not just sexless marriages or people that go to this, but I'm saying this guy has not been getting his BJs.
He's been doing the dishes.
He's been cleaning up the throw up and he hasn't been getting sex.
And he's just emasculated and he wants out.
He's like, yes.
Oh my gosh.
Because now he's not going to have to give 50% of his money.
There's going to be no spousal support.
Like she wants out.
So he's going to let her out.
And he's like, his life got saved, right?
That's just the truth.
I don't know if the chat agrees with me there.
I'm a Kesbian.
Yeah, I'm a Kesbian.
But Kesbians, you can still be in a relationship with a female as a Kesbian.
I feel like he just really, really, really wanted out of that shit.
Someone said he's an alpha beta.
It's like and some of you know you've been in really shitty marriages in your life or like maybe bad relationships And so you're like, dude, if there was an opportunity to just get out, you would take it, right?
You would just get out of the relationship.
And I'm not promoting divorce.
And I think that if you're in a difficult time in your relationship, you should really try to work on it because I don't think there's really a lot of good reasons to divorce out there.
There's justifiable reasons why people will understand.
But the truth of the matter is, especially if you have kids or even if there's any issues, if a woman's going through woman moments and she's acting like a bitch or she's, you know, not giving you a lot of sex or something, you can work on that.
If there's a guy and a guy acts like a guy and he's whatever, he's got a wandering eye or he's done some shit or he's got a porn problem or something, you can work on that, right?
People want to know if you can work on more extreme things.
Can you?
Yeah, people, you know, if you're someone's disabled, if there's infidelity, if there's financial ruin, if there's, you can get through all of that stuff.
But the truth of the matter is the real reason why people divorce is because they don't like each other.
And then they use excuses so that they look okay to people.
And usually there was only a few like okay excuses in society, but one of the new excuses is that you're gay, right?
So like people will support you.
It's like, I was actually this whole time, I was a lesbian.
I was a bitch.
I was a lesbian.
And everyone's like, you go, girl, you divorced that guy.
And to be quite honest, if I was married to this woman, I would maybe have the same reaction because he might actually be an alpha.
I don't know.
But he might be using this for court, being like, hey, I supported her.
I want to look at another video of a crazy liberal woman as well, but it's going to be in our next segment of WTF.
And so these are videos that are insane.
We've got to continue to break this down.
This is more traditional stuff we used to talk about on videos that are so wild.
They actually begin to break my brain.
This is a teacher that shows us why you shouldn't put your kids in public school.
Man, I really haven't posted a lot of lives of TikTok videos, but I decided to show a few TikToks today.
There is this teacher.
You might have seen this video surfacing around a preschool teacher, I think it was.
Might have been first grade or kindergarten, but it was an early education teacher.
I remember getting that confirmation.
Had this mental breakdown in the car and talks about her early childhood, about how she wants to teach kids that they don't need their family, they don't need their mothers, that they can find their new family with their teachers, with their queer teachers, and that they can all be gay.
It's it.
This one actually, I rarely get shocked.
This one shocked me.
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I feel like I had to learn the concept of chosen families really young.
And it wasn't anything to do with my queerness, but just based on the fact that I didn't have the love at home that I needed.
And I knew that I was valuable and deserved it.
So I found it on my own early on.
And, you know, I shouldn't be blamed for that because Blood still exists.
You were never there for me and I found my own love and that's okay.
And I think everybody should be allowed to do that.
And that's what I teach in the classroom.
Okay.
I always say give it to your friend, not your mom, because fuck your mom.
And I don't know.
I just am so sad.
I am so sad.
And I hate my sister.
She's a fucking cunt.
That's all I have to say.
That's my major problem with school.
I really don't do anything unless I actually want to do it.
And most of the time, I don't want to do anything at all.
You know, if we just use physiogamy as a way to determine whether to trust people, we would really accomplish a lot more in our society than not.
This is one of this is where we've gotten to.
Like, this woman is about to teach your young child.
I want to know, can we get some ones in the chat if you are a parent?
Can we, can we get some ones and a two in the chat if you're not a parent?
Two in the chat.
Two in the chat if you're not a parent.
One in the chat if you're a parent.
First of all, this should be illegal.
Put that away.
That's disgusting, right?
But the most important part is, is like she's basically saying that she was queer.
And I think that the queerness of people is like a really weird word because like I grew up in a very queer city and like I looked like a queerdo.
Maybe still, I should still call myself a queerdo.
In terms of like I never really fit in and I was always a little bit weird and effeminate and stuff.
And I had an interesting upbringing, but I also never really got like mentally fucked like people did in the city like this.
Like I never really went down this path.
My brain always worked well or well enough because I was able to think through things, right?
So I never got like pulled into this weird city mindset where like you hate your family and you express yourself, you know, the way that you want to and you grow your eyebrows out.
I was weird.
We'll call that a queerdo.
That's a new word for today, right?
So funny.
Queerdo.
But she literally starts, you know, she's using phrases like cunt and things that like, this is not somebody who should be teaching at a taxpayer-funded school.
Plus, she's in Florida.
And the reason why a lot of these laws have come to restrict these people is because when you see like these videos, right, that looks like Rocky Horror Picture Show.
This looks like a bad drag queen.
This looks like a man trying to look like a woman.
That's scary.
That's memoirs of a geisha, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre Edition.
And this person wants to teach her kids to be gay.
Inappropriate dress, leg tattoos.
Like, I don't want my kid exposed to this.
I love baby E.
I love my son.
I am.
Look, I fucked up a lot of things in my life throughout the last several decades.
I've made a lot of mistakes.
But the one thing that I'm determined to do is to not mess up being a good father.
And I'm not going to mess up being a good dad.
I might make errors, and I'm sure I'll look back and realize I could have done things better.
But there's a couple things that I've told myself about my son.
I never want my son to see me drunk.
Okay.
I never want to.
If I randomly go somewhere and have a champagne at a wedding or something, I don't care about that.
I never want my son to see me drunk.
Okay.
I never want my son to see me high.
I never want my son to see me lose my temper to a point to where that he feels like his mom's in danger or he's in danger.
I want to, and I, for one of the things is I want to make sure that my son doesn't get molested.
Like, I know you can't like, you know, 100% control all of these things.
I want to make sure my son's not like unnecessarily indoctrinated, like Elon Musk's child that turned trans, right?
Like, I want to make sure that my son knows the truth.
And I guess, let me see in the chat here.
Do we have more ones or more twos?
Ah, so I'd say it's a pretty good mix.
I'd say like half and half.
So half you have kids, half you have not.
But I'll tell you this.
I'm not going to let my kid.
Like number four, about not letting my kid get indoctrinated.
I'm not letting my son see this and think this is what a woman is.
It's just scary stuff, guys.
It really is scary stuff.
It's really, really, really messed up.
Let me go here.
I have some more crazy videos here.
Some more insanity that was going on.
Speaking of that, in families that are absolutely weird, I saw this video come up of a polyamorous family.
And here's what I meant by indoctrination.
Here's where they're getting indoctrinated.
Of course, they always use white families to show you this stuff because they want to normalize and destroy white families more than anything.
But if you're Hispanic and you watch a show and you're black, they've already destroyed the black family.
I know, right?
They've already destroyed the black family.
You guys are already done.
And I don't mean that in a mean way.
I mean that in an honest way.
They've actually destroyed the black family already.
But rudimentarily speaking, this is what they want for the white family.
This is shocking, even for me, in a way that I'm just like, dude, I want to put these people away.
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Air in a polyamorous relationship, and they all parent Hazel and Sparrow.
Here, let me see if I can get that back up on here.
Yeah, okay, so let me bring this up here.
Yeah, here we go.
Okay, so this is what I imagine greets you at the gates of hell when you arrive.
You have, oh man, I don't even know what to describe here.
You have Rachel, you have Rachel Modow, right?
with Thor with transgender Thor it's it's always unfortunate that the women who are trying to pass as men have the most body dysmorphic like tiny is that it called an ectomorph or an endomorph I don't know the physiogamy name right now off the top of my head.
But then the guys, like, these are beefy boys, right?
These are beefy, beefy guys.
This is a beef burrito.
And they're exhibiting such masculine size.
And they're trying to display themselves in a feminine way.
It's unfortunate because there are like ladyboys that look like women.
We've talked about that.
And there are some chicks who are masculine, you know?
They play games, like sports and stuff.
This is just something different.
I feel bad for those kids.
I feel like it's true.
Like, I don't know if public executions is what you would need here in terms of from the state, but definitely these people are abusing their children.
Teaching your children this kind of stuff is confusion.
It's mental abuse.
It would be like telling your kids that they don't matter, that they're useless and beating the shit out of them.
That's what this is equivalent to.
And I find it repulsive.
I find it disgusting.
And I don't know what to think about it besides that.
I really don't.
I just don't know what to think about it because it's just weird.
And it's strange.
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One of the interesting things that I want to bring up about this that I find to be somewhat abhorrent is this change in the culture and where we're going, right?
And what's happening.
I saw this video pop up from the VMAs.
I don't know if you know this, but the VMAs apparently had just happened.
And I mean, it's our favorite group of scholars, right?
We're posing.
And this is what award shows look like in 2023.
I'm glad that those aliens didn't come back today.
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Turn me to a superhero.
Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, it is an interesting thing to me, you know, what's been really realistically what's been going on here in the country.
And I don't know when I see, I guess the VMAs have always been a little bit insane, but I just feel like we've lost our culture, we've lost any value system, we just don't know who we are.
And I'm not saying that I'm perfect, you know, I'm a retard, I do stupid stuff, but I'm trying.
And I think that's one of the most things you can ask people to do: at least try.
Like, don't just be ratchet in public on purpose and don't intentionally display this stuff.
That's the example that we're setting for people.
I don't really like it.
Uh, and it reminded me when I saw this sign from a recent trans rally.
I don't know if you saw this, so good.
Uh, hate trans people, kill yourself.
So, you don't like trans people, why don't you die?
And that's pretty much where arguments have gotten to today.
I do want to get into a few stories in the Matrix that actually are quite interesting in terms of immigration and what's happening right now, where the BBC in the UK has actually started telling people, they created productions, not just changing like Bridgerton or some of these other productions, you know, adding black people and retelling a story like Queen Charlotte's Black and stuff.
They've now started educational material for children, letting children know that basically Britons have always been black.
I'm not joking, it's really cringy, but they're teaching kids.
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We're going to look at the Matrix and the insane things happening in the UK.
if you didn't join, there's been an invasion of over 5,000 illegal immigrants into this island in Italy.
So there was a small island of just like a couple thousand people that was off the coast.
It has now been invaded by military-age men.
This is an ongoing crisis of a replacement that's going on in our countries.
You know, whether you like Andrew Tate or not, he articulated something I've been trying to articulate over the years here, which was the reason why they're doing this.
It is to replace the populations, but it's also because you guys are too stupid and sick and retarded to replace yourselves.
I'm not joking.
Like, I meet people all the time that are just like, oh, I'm not going to get married.
Why would I bring a kid up in this world?
Well, they view your country as economic prosperity, and they view you as an economic unit.
So if you're not replacing your own population, then you're not going to be producing the same economic output.
And that's what they care about is money and the industries that bring that money from the military industrial complex to the technocracy to banking, right?
These oligarchs.
And so the fact that you can't replace yourselves, they just decided we're going to bring in people who not only can also work for cheaper and who will be less likely to question us, right?
They're more obedient.
But over time, they also reproduce at higher rates.
They're reproducing and we can bring more and more over.
So we can have a more docile populace who we can control and we can snuff out the white Western European excellence or the vote, right?
This is what they want.
And of course, you know, all these like faggots out there are like, oh, that's a white supremacist, you know, conspiracy theory.
Okay, bitch.
Like, we don't, this doesn't work anymore.
It doesn't work anymore.
It doesn't work anymore.
That's white supremacy.
Hey, fuck you, you little shit.
I don't care about your, like, just shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt.
Shut up.
I'm so sick and tired of these faggots, these fucking like leftist people that just like, they get mad at you for like being right wing.
And you're like, bitch, this, I literally told you I'm right wing.
And you're like writing articles like, and he just said something that's actually right wing.
And you're like, yeah, dude, yeah.
Don't watch the show.
Have you ever thought about that?
Put another fucking dildo up your ass, you bitch.
How about you do that?
And stop, why do you spend your time watching right-wing shows?
It's so boring.
That's so boring.
You don't even agree with them.
Well, I just want to let people know what you're talking about.
Yeah, you, you know what, you know what you're talking about?
You know what it's done?
It's ruined our countries.
It's literally ruining the world.
In a just society, you wouldn't be allowed to exist, right?
They would take care of you.
I'm not promoting that.
I'm just saying they would.
And you're out here complaining about right-wing people.
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Oh, my gosh, they talking about what they believe in on their shows.
It just gets exhausting after a while, just like having these little, these little like, you know, micro-bodied people that I could just like fucking knock out in a second.
I've seen them in person.
They're like scared little, little pieces of shit.
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And they're like, oh my gosh, you know, white people are not being replaced.
Mark is taking the brunt of open border policy in the United States.
Every one of these people is being given a free meal three times a day by Panama at Panama's expense, and it's swelling every month to numbers that are so chaotic and out of control.
They're just yeah, it's unfair to Panama, but it's also unfair.
These people are trying to get where to the United States.
And we aren't even talking about, you know, migrants or refugees.
We are talking about literally individuals who are invading, invading the world.
These people are invading.
And now they're trying to rewrite the history books.
And so let's get into the Matrix.
This is, uh, what's going on in the UK?
Oh, this is so crazy.
It's two minutes long.
I want to want you to listen to the whole thing because they're trying to convince people that the history of the UK, that black people were always there.
And while, of course, there were black people probably always there in terms of just like some small minority, right?
Like the couple black people that happened to be merchants or something like that.
I'm sure that existed.
They're trying to literally say that like this, the age of the Roman Empire stuff, this was all black people's doing.
And I told you this was going to happen.
They were just going to start just changing the history, right?
That's what all this Netflix stuff is.
It confuses people because they're dumb and they don't think.
This is a children's show paid for by taxpayer-funded money in the United Kingdom, letting children know that the UK, London, even though it was 95% white, I think, before the 1960s, and it was like 80% white in the 90s, or even after that, it's now like, it's like it's a minority white city now, was always like that.
In fact, black people built the UK because that's what black people do.
They build cities.
I'm sorry for this.
They were so much, black people were so much a part of Western history and British colonialism and the rise of the kingdom that they've got to, they just found that out today, actually, apparently.
So they just found that out.
And now they've got to let all the kids know that they were so much a part of it that they don't even have the pictures of it.
They don't even have the evidence or the people.
It's just green screens.
And that's what the world has become, right?
It's just a giant green screen.
When you really think about it, that's such a deep understanding of what reality is.
Reality is virtual reality today.
Everything is just one giant green screen.
The war, remember when President Zelensky was doing addresses to the nation and to the U.S. from a green screen and pretending to be in his country?
I remember that.
That was really funny.
And I remember a lot of people fell for that too.
But they are going to replace you and they are going to tell people that white people actually didn't build a country and that black people are just returning.
That's what's happening.
I don't want to remind you about what black people are actually have been doing in the West.
Let's look at the United States.
This is a hilarious story that is actually gripping the black community.
And I feel bad for the black community because they often get caught up in thinking that they can scam the Western system, but they don't.
I don't know if you heard about this.
This is the ongoing Cash App glitch of 2023.
You can find this story at wegotiscovered.com or on the daily dot.
So apparently what happened is, and I'll just explain it to you.
Apparently, there was an issue where the Cash App, and I've always told you, white people use Venmo, businesses use PayPal, and black people use Cash App.
I found out that Lauren Witzke, I think, uses Cash App.
So she's an honorary Wigga.
She's my, she's my, she's very, you know, she's my honorary black person.
She's a Cash App girl.
That means that she probably used to spend some time in the hood when she was younger.
You know what I mean?
She was like, good old Lauren Whiskey Little Angel.
It was like probably in a black gang when she was younger.
Unconfirmed.
But I think only ghetto people use Cash App.
And the interesting thing about the Cash App is that there's been a few glitches.
And essentially what was happening is you were able to spend money that you didn't have and it didn't pull money from your bank.
So you could like load your card with whatever you wanted.
Now, I don't know if all these videos are true.
I did verify a couple of the stories, like with smaller amounts.
Like people bought Popeyes, unironically, right?
Like this is not even a joke.
Like these people, we'll find out who the people were, found out that they could scam the Cash App.
And what they found was that they bought Popeyes, chicken.
And then eventually they actually removed the money from their accounts and they ended up being negative $55, negative $100.
Again, I don't know if these videos are true.
There's a lot of them.
They seem to be at least a few of them seem to be true.
But it turned out that some people in the basketball American community ended up actually not just spending a few dollars, they ended up spending a lot of money on their cards, thinking that they had scammed Cash App into giving them free money.
And then they actually ended up pulling the money and requiring them to pay money, making it putting on credit.
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Listen, I thought like this was gonna help me pay off my debt.
There's plenty of other videos that you can find as well by just looking up the cash app glitch.
I'm sure some of them are fake.
I don't know, right?
But I did see that there was a lot of people who were really talking about their experience of they thought that they glitched the cash app.
Like, you thought you were gonna outsmart bankers?
Buddy.
Buddy.
You thought you were gonna outsmart money handlers?
Buddy.
You don't know anything about the world.
You ain't outsmarting the people who handle money transactions.
That's not happening, okay?
That is not happening.
But apparently they thought they were gonna outsmart him and they didn't.
And I just thought that was just like, this is who we're importing into our countries on great amounts.
I love black people.
I'm a biggest supporter of black people in the whole world.
Nobody can ever say anything differently, but it is quite wild to see that.
And I don't know what to think about that, except for the fact that that's absolutely insane.
Let's get into some gross stuff that I've seen.
Check this out.
These are videos that I've seen.
So you have to as well, unfortunately.
Is this disgusting or is this genuinely a wet dream?
Uh.
I breastfed my husband to spend more quality time together.
Our marriage is stronger than ever.
So apparently, this story comes from the New York Post.
She breastfed her husband.
Now, I will proudly admit, I have tried Kez's breast milk, both from the teeth and also from my son's mouth.
He threw up into my mouth.
You might have seen the picture of it.
It is disgusting.
And he did.
I'm not proud of it, but he threw up in my mouth.
If locals could bring that up for a second, the locals community, that would be absolutely fantastic.
If locals could just bring up, perhaps, the image of my son throwing up in my mouth, it did happen.
It is real and it is disgusting.
But that is absolutely true.
So the most important part is that apparently she breastfed her husband and it brought them together.
And maybe it's because of the antibodies.
Maybe it really, oh, yeah, here you go.
There it is.
I know what that looks like, but I was holding my son up, and someone said, oh, son throws up in your mouth and you take a selfie?
Yeah, to send to my wife, you dick.
Because I thought it was crazy that he threw up in my mouth because I always said I was nervous that was going to happen.
And he did.
Threw up right in my mouth.
Look at those chubby little arms.
Oh, that was wild.
I don't mind baby throw-up.
It's not that gross, but I don't want it in my mouth.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, this also comes with the picture, though, that she was breastfeeding.
I don't know what you think about that, chat, about breastfeeding your about breastfeeding.
I don't know what you think about that.
Is that normal?
Is that good?
This also comes up this other story that I was reminded of from the sun, which was the reverse, right?
Was that a mom of two was told how she beat illness by drinking sperm smoothies.
Tracy Kiss33 from Buckinghamshire previously told how she put a spoonful of her breast friends donated semen into her drink every morning into a bid to boost her immunity.
So, oh my gosh, that's I'm not, I'm not horny posting.
That's just ridiculous.
Like, that's ridiculous.
I mean, and I've heard that it's true.
I've heard that actually sperm on the face, like women, it actually clears up their acne.
So, wives and husbands, I've heard getting cumbed on your face actually does clear up the skin.
So, girls, if you have acne, you know what to do.
Boys, you gotta, you gotta help them.
You gotta do it out of a heart of love and of ministry to them.
You've got to really give them, um, you gotta serve them like Christ loved the church.
You know, you've got to give them just a load off your should off their shoulder.
Take a load off their shoulders by putting your load on their face.
It's disgusting.
I know.
I know to some of you, to me, I'm kind of fucked up in the head, so it's not, but it's true.
It's true.
That also reminded me of something else kind of interesting that I found out.
I don't know if you saw this, but the Dodgers, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, member, remember they remember the whole Dodgers controversy?
One of them got arrested for masturbating in public.
You can go read the full story from the dailywire.com.
I don't feel like clicking on that website.
I don't feel like doing anything there.
I'm kind of over that story.
It's disgusting.
But this guy got caught masturbating in public, which is like just interesting.
You know, it's like, oh, so this is a kink.
Yes, it is a kink.
We always knew it was a cake.
What did you expect?
I also have an in-person guest on Saturday, Sophie Corcoran.
She's a broadcast.
She's British.
She's going to school out here in Sydney.
She's flying up on Saturday to come in the studio.
So that'll be fun.
We'll try that new.
And we have the new episode of Censored Out tomorrow as well, getting things kicked on.
Owen Schroyer is supposed to be coming on next week.
We've got a lot of stuff coming up.
I'm very excited about.
Make sure that you continue to keep up on it and you follow directly on X.
It is absolutely a ton of fun.
But I think this is actually just weird.
I don't know if you think it's normal to drink sperm and breast milk.
Because like, girls, is that normal?
I feel like that's a real porn thing of girls just wanting to like swallow all the time.
I feel like girls are not really that into that in general, unless they're hoes.
They'll do it, but they're not super into it.
But I will say the breast milk too.
I'll do it, but I'm not super into it.
Like I'm not, I don't want to drink the breast milk.
And the reason why is it's just the temperature.
Because it's, and it's the sugar content.
Breast milk has too much sugar in it.
So I've drank my fair share of breast milk.
And, you know, do you know what mastitis is?
So a lot of times women's breasts, they get massive too, when they breastfeed, but their breasts get clogged ducts.
And it's really painful.
It's really unfortunate.
Where they get real like tender and you basically have to suck out the clog.
It's not like curdled milk.
It's just whatever.
But you, guys, you're going to have to just pop your head on that titty and you're going to have to suck that nipple until you unclog the boob.
That's literally what happens.
And then it clogs and then you get a nice, you basically are drinking milk for like two minutes and you get a good amount of breast milk in your mouth.
And it's really an interesting experience to just drink breast milk for two minutes until you clear the duct.
The things you do for your spouse.
Things you do.
Some of you are into that kind of stuff, but you know, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
Are you guys into that?
Guys, are you into that?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Talk about new latte art.
Yeah, I should do that.
I should make a latte with breast milk.
That'll be a lot of fun.
All right, we've gotten to get into our hmm category.
As we get into our home category, I wanted to go over to here real fast.
I want to see if it actually did get up on the website.
I was actually really excited about this because I don't really offer a lot of merch.
I got to work on that in the future.
I'm kind of getting a lot of things going, and I'm very excited about it.
A lot of people are watching the show on censored as well, which is totally freaking awesome.
I'm seeing the interaction user commenting, etc.
But if you go to the store and you go to page two, I don't know why it's on page two.
It should be on page one.
Is it on page one?
Yeah, here it is.
All right.
So when you go to slightlyoffensive.com, you can get the noticer t-shirt.
There's the more comfortable material, which is higher quality t-shirt.
That's $39.99.
And you can get the standard material, which is $29.99, which is like gilding.
I just don't like cheap shirts.
I offered a cheap shirt because some of you just, an extra $10 is not in the option.
And then you only can get them in black.
And then you can get between small and triple XL.
I would say these probably fit more like a Walmart shirt and these fit more like a Target shirt.
So make sure you get it.
And I could offer more premium even shirts, but I'm going to try to keep it capped there.
Prices have gone up since I'm not ordering in massive bulk.
I'm just kind of ordering, you know, select, you know, couple hundred or whatever, and we'll see what happens.
But I really appreciate you guys checking those out and getting your noticer t-shirts at slightlyoffensive.com slash shop slash noticer dash shirt.
Or you can just go to slightlyoffensive.com slash shop.
Just check it out because I've been noticing a lot of things.
You've been noticing a lot of things and it's really important to wear your noticer shirt while you watch the show.
Really do love it.
Really do enjoy it.
We're going to have to get into our hmm section today.
And this time we're looking at white people, white people fights.
Let's get into our crime and misbehavior So any know uploaded this video Andy No, very good guy.
We love Andy No, very nice guy.
This person, Adam Salamzar, put this video up and Andy No had pointed out on this that this is actually pretty common.
So like naked street fights have been increasing.
Imagine that's where we're at as a society that like people say like, oh dude, there's been an increase in naked street fights.
Okay.
So there's been an increase in naked street fights.
Insane, right, to think about.
There's been an increase in naked street fights.
Check this out.
This is nudity though.
So if you're watching and you're a child or you have a child watching, you should probably click out because there is a dick in this video.
And I've been around people.
I've worked with people who are offended by this stuff.
