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Sept. 12, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The FULL TRUTH About 9/11…They DON’T Want You To Know

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For a fact that he's poisoned his own people.
He doesn't believe in the worth of each individual.
We must do everything we possibly can to stop the terror.
Now watch this drive.
You lie to our grandpa.
You said me to Iraq.
You said you were back in 2000.
My friends are dead.
That's true.
You killed me.
You lied.
You lied, bro.
Because you lied.
My friends are dead because you lied.
You're needing to apologize.
Apologize.
The tyrant has fallen and Iraq is free.
For a fact, that he's poisoned his own people.
elijah schaffer
He knew for a fact that he poisoned his own people.
Very interesting, as always, from the commander-in-chief, George W. Bush.
It's been approximately 22 years since we've celebrated the fall of the United States and the West into the greatest police state that was ever developed in the history of the world.
It is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this show is not for sensitive viewers.
Welcome to Knightly Offensive.
Let's get down.
Enough of that.
Enough of that.
Well, our country is definitely remembering 9/11.
They said, would you never forget, and I have to give it up to corporate America for reminding us always of the importance in remembrance from Marriott of those that we lost on 9-11.
The hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8.45 to 9.15 a.m.
What a beautiful moment that is.
A moment of glycerin and sugar spikes in your body.
Little muffins, oatmeal, and some shitty coffee from Starbucks that is a way to remember the 3,000 lives that perished.
But what the hell actually happened that day, right?
That's a very important question.
It's over two decades down the road, and we're still wanting to know a lot of important factors.
Now, we got to give it up for the hoes for continuing to turn every single event possible about themselves.
This is a real post, by the way.
You'll never believe I was blocked for putting this out there, but Queen of Droogs said, remembering 9-11.
I'll tell you what, she's not tearing down any towers.
She might be raising yours.
And we're not looking at the twin towers there.
Those are the twin sisters.
I mean, hey, you got a nice set, but I don't think September 11th was supposed to be about your breasts.
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure that was the whole purpose of that.
But we do have a controversial topic to talk about today.
Some things that a smooth video surfaced.
Some new information has come out, some old information, but we need to talk about it because 9-11 happens every single year.
If it's your birthday today, I'm sorry.
It's like your birthday being on Christmas.
It's not a lot of fun.
Nobody's trying to make it bad for you, but you've got to understand the reality.
I mean, this is tough for all of us.
And we are going to be talking about this in a way that I'm hoping is not going to get us kicked off the internet.
It's a solo show today because I'm sick and tired of not being able to talk about things I want to talk about with certain guests.
So we're going to have to get into it.
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All right, let's get into our top story.
The insanity never ends as new videos resurface.
The truth about 9-11 is unfortunate, but we've got to talk about it.
Let's get into the story for today.
Well, we all remember exactly what happened approximately 22 years ago, and we'll never actually forget.
Remember at the 9-11 Memorial, the towers weren't the only thing that were falling.
Don't forget this amazing video that was just surfaced of good old Hillary Clinton.
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And she went to her daughter's apartment to get her bearings.
john miller
Let's watch this video for a second.
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You're going to see her apparently almost falling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if you don't remember that, if you're too young to remember, that was Hillary Clinton, the queen of the lizard kingdom.
What happened is, I mean, the rumor has it, right, that her adrenochrome, I don't even know if that's real, but whatever, whatever foreskins or baby blood orgies she was involved in, there wasn't enough stem cells from dead white children.
So she had, she started like losing her energy and she fell into her car.
And it was just a great moment, right?
When our leaders like Biden falls upstairs, as they always say, the elitist class is neither impressive nor is it intimidating, but they'll blow your fucking head off if you disrespect them.
So watch out.
Watch out.
All right, we got to talk about 9-11 today.
And I don't want to make this a boring.
Let's just look at what happened.
Let's go through all the facts.
Because the truth of the matter is that if you'd want to get a background on what happened, Noor bin Laden, very unfortunate name to be talking about 9-11 and have bin Laden in your name.
But he says, 22 years ago, one of the most heinous and traumatic crimes ever committed against humanity was perpetrated in New York City on 9-11.
Unsuspecting innocent people lost their lives.
Heroes perished to save others and countless families were left grieving.
To this day, we grieve with them.
22 years later, the consequences of that fateful day have changed our world beyond recognition and define our way of life.
Weaponized against the American people, this tragedy served to transform the United States into a mass surveillance state.
The national security apparatus created under the guise of protecting U.S. citizens was in fact designed to suppress them.
Other countries followed suit.
9-11 also served as a justification to kill millions and destroy nations in the Middle East.
They have yet to recover from the devastation of these wars.
My heart goes out to the families of every victim of the unspeakably barbaric attack and to those who have been harmed directly and indirectly ever since.
May every single person involved in the perpetration of 9-11 face harshest justice and eternal wrath.
We will never forget.
But we do forget.
We forget that everything that you're experiencing today, from the pandemic to January 6th, to even watching doors get kicked down, the FBI shoot disabled people.
There's a 72-year-old disabled guy who just got shot or killed or whatever in his home.
All this is a result of what happened on 9-11.
And we know that because they used 9-11, what?
To usher in the Patriot Act, to usher in this police apparatus.
And you believe me, if you think Australia is screwed where I'm at here, you should see what it was like before September 11th.
In fact, it was a lot more simple.
They actually copied the United States, and so did the UK in the way that the five eyes, right?
New Zealand, Australia, Canada, the United States, right?
These countries come together and they actually copied the United States.
But what happened and why did this happen the way that it did?
So we all remember the day, like I said.
And if you don't remember the day and you don't remember what happened, it turns out there were cameras everywhere and we filmed this.
Now, if you're young and you're not old enough to remember this, the reason why this is so serious is because the U.S. was, you know, experiencing decades of internal peace on our homeland.
We haven't really felt like a major war been really attacked here to an extent, really, since Pearl Harbor to that extent.
I mean, of course, there was like the Bay of the I think there was like the Bay of Pigs, right, throughout there.
We even had the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Cold War.
There's been a lot of things that have happened over the years.
But we never really saw like a plane fly into a building in New York in this era of getting CD-ROMs, you know, in your cereal and being excited to the internet age was evolving and we were just moving into this.
Everyone was getting cell phones.
This was going to be a great era, right?
We're going into the new year.
Now, you'll notice already the first thing you should be aware of is how we're always entering into these new wars or these percursions at the 2001, right?
So you have like 2001, you have 9-11, and then you go forward and you go forward.
Even 2021, you get the vaccines.
And we kind of start these new police apparatuses every 10 years.
There's this new war, this new destruction.
We also got the Russia-Ukraine war in 2021.
Don't forget that.
But most importantly, this was meant to be a shock and awe.
This is a natural surveillance police state, you know, natural tendency to want to use a natural event or a natural disaster or even a caused event in order to strike fear in people.
And this did strike fear in everyone.
In fact, it actually united people together.
White people could say the N-word if they wanted to during this time and nobody would care because we were all Americans and it was a beautiful time in history.
I saw the second plane crash in to the second tower.
I was homeschooled.
I didn't understand what was going on, but I knew it was serious.
I don't think Gen Z gets the seriousness of what this did because this brought an imagery of America as a victim into the minds of Americans.
And Americans aren't victims or we didn't used to be.
And so we wanted to fight back.
And so they got the wars that they wanted.
This wasn't about oil.
This wasn't about securing just opium poppies.
Yeah, did the big pharma companies go in and secure the opium fields in Afghanistan?
Yes.
Did Shell and Chevron and Exxon, all these companies come in and help secure rights in Iraq during the war?
Yes.
But this is about something so much different.
This is about moving the Patriot Act in, which I want to remind you was used to spy on this show.
Okay.
I still might have to go to court.
I don't know.
But just want to remind you, they lifted my phone records, my bank records, my social media records.
They spied on my iCloud for over six months.
And I have the records to prove it under Freedom of Information Act, all related to January 6th.
And they were able to do it and order Apple to be silenced.
Why?
Because I was under surveillance for what?
Domestic terrorism, wiretapping, or some bullshit they made up.
You know, everything they're doing in January 6th, where they break down the doors.
They, you know, have these no-knock warrants and they're arresting family men in front of their children, breaking into Liberty Safe, stealing guns.
That's all legal.
Why?
Because of FISA warrants, because of courts, because domestic terrorism was their end goal.
They were using a terrorism on the Twin Towers to justify later creating an internal domestic war on patriots.
But I think that questions already started arising about what really happened, right?
We know that at least we believe planes crashed into the Twin Towers.
I think a missile hit the Pentagon.
I think we'll get into that later.
But things started looking weird, right?
Because now as the towers, we're going to like the first anniversary, everyone believes the narrative for the most part.
But the public, certain individuals had already started calling out, saying this was either allowed by the U.S. government or we did this attack.
But if you remember when there was the memorial and when they were doing the memorial for the Twin Towers, they made the Eye of Horus.
So you see like this occultic sort of, you know, pagan Egyptian ancient symbolism, which is very bizarre.
We're not going to get into everything today, but just a couple new things that have surfaced.
If you don't remember, you start seeing this like ritualistic dedication on ground zero, which is crazy.
They called it ground zero just to begin with, right?
That's such a wild and such an interesting, you know, position to even be at.
But you get the Eye of Horace.
And what are we doing bringing like pagan or ritualistic Freemasonry type imagery into memorializing the Twin Towers?
Maybe it's because this was a sacrifice.
This was, remember that the demons need blood, okay?
And it's not really the blood of the Twin Towers that they needed.
There was like 1.5 million Middle Easterners, Afghanis, Iraqis, Syrians, et cetera, I think because of the U.S. coalition.
Over 1.5 million Middle Easterners gave their lives, sacrificed their blood for the demons.
And if you don't believe in demons, believe me, this stuff is more radical than you think.
These people are not just in power by accident.
And I will give evidence for that, but it's true.
And if you don't believe in the supernatural, that's fine.
You think it's all just imagery and just people happen to be people and it's the same patterns over and over again.
Believe what you want.
But if you don't accept that there's darkness, you don't accept that there's something more malicious going on, I don't really know what to say.
And the lies don't stop, right?
We all know about this one.
We all know about this one.
That we started questioning because people were told, you know, well, the Twin Towers collapsed because the planes flew into them.
And we believed it.
Except not everybody.
We'll find out Trump didn't believe it.
On 9-11, video popped back up today of Trump already sowing doubt, right?
That perhaps this was pre-planned.
There were either bombs in the plane, etc.
What no one ever explained, and we won't spend a lot of time on this because there's plenty of videos that you can see, was why World Trade Center 7 collapsed because no plane flew into this building.
And I will reiterate this for the next several decades.
And the reason why I'll talk about this forever is because this was the event that was used to usher in the police state that we're living in today.
But remember this, when Building 7 fell, the key thing was it collapsed, right?
You think from the top.
But when you watch it slowly, you see windows blow out in the building shortly before it collapses, right?
If you zoom in, see the windows just blowing out in sequence.
I don't know if you can see this one more time.
You watch the, like, watch.
Boom, So you see the windows boom, boom, boom.
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Okay, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So like, and they're not, and people talk a lot about how the windows were like, oh, well, like, windows just blow out.
No, they're literally in one side.
And then if you go over here, they're just, look at this.
They're just on the support structure here.
Okay, so I don't know, but that to me shows there was detonations inside the building.
I believe there's plenty of evidence for that.
YouTube says it's not true.
And we know YouTube has been very accurate, especially on vaccines and on, you know, transgenders and all the other shit that they're shoving down our throats.
But hey, at least we know that Building 7 collapsed because of some new World Trade Center report that said that, I forget what it was, but that like it heated that the jet fuel heated the copper or something and created a superheat that melted the steel.
But it's like it wasn't even, it wasn't even today that we were doubting the official narrative.
Because if you don't remember this interview, Trump was already talking about this.
Darren Beattie from Revolver News resurfaced this interview from Trump where he had questions the day of as well, wondering what actually happened.
And this is really interesting because Trump knew buildings, right?
He's a real estate developer.
And we're going to get into some of the more controversial stuff in a few minutes.
So make sure you stick around.
We're going to get into a little bit more of it.
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Listen to this interview.
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Question about whether or not the damage and the ultimate destruction of the buildings was caused by the airplanes, by architectural defect, or possibly by bombs or aftershocks.
Do you have any thoughts on that?
donald j trump
Well, it was an architectural defect.
You know, the World Trade Center was always known as a very, very strong building.
Don't forget, that took a big bomb in the basement.
Now, the basement is the most vulnerable place because that's your foundation.
And it withstood that.
And I got to see that area about three or four days after it took place because one of my structural engineers actually took me for a tour because he did the building.
And I said, I can't believe it.
The building was standing solid and half of the columns were blown out.
I mean, so this was an unbelievably powerful building.
If you know anything about structure, it was one of the first buildings that was built from the outside.
The steel.
The reason the World Trade Center had such narrow windows is that in between all the windows, you had the steel on the outside.
So you had the steel on the outside of the building.
That's why when I first looked, and you had big, heavy I-beams, when I first looked at it, I couldn't believe it because there was a hole in the steel.
And this is steel that was, you remember the width of the windows of the World Trade Center, folks?
I think you, you know, if you were ever up there, they were quite narrow.
And in between was this heavy steel.
I said, how could a plane, even a plane, even a 767 or 747 or whatever it might have been, how could it possibly go through the steel?
I happen to think that they had not only a plane, but they had bombs that exploded almost simultaneously because I just can't imagine anything being able to go through that wall.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but do you hear that?
They've had to have bombs simultaneously because I don't think anything could have gone through that wall.
Like that's the building was made to withstand like this type of impact.
So I don't think there's any question of whether or not this really was, you know, a plane or there was something more nefarious.
I know that when there was interviews of officers on the ground, firemen, they talked about boom, explosions coming out of the side of the building.
And there's a lot of evidence that there was construction taking place on certain floors.
You can look at different images as well.
There was like lights out on certain parts of the building shortly before to show the planes where exactly to strike.
There's a lot of questions that I have, and I want to know them.
And I want to ask them here with you guys today.
I want to get into these stories.
I want to understand these stories.
And I want to understand what was happening.
Because even Republicans, like this is where you get to the deep state.
Michael Malice uploaded this picture from Madison Cawthorne, who was done dirty, by the way.
Okay, whatever.
Madison's, you know, a little, you know, he's a little naughty or whatever.
I don't care.
I personally don't care.
He was a good congressman.
He was supported Trump.
And I told you guys they were going to take out everybody who wasn't in the deep state.
Every broadcaster, every reporter from Tucker down, James O'Keefe, they were going to get him out of the networks because they were going to get, you know, Zionist-friendly people who didn't, you know, shake things up.
And Malice is even like, dude, if I would have known that Republicans, conservative Republicans would be posting this stuff, you know, about 9-11, where Madison Cawthorne says, rest in peace to the 2,996 Americans who died in 9-11.
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But it said, rest in peace to the 1.455 million innocent Muslims who died during the U.S. invasion for something they didn't do.
Also, Christians were involved in that.
We could just call them Arabs, maybe.
Arabs and minorities.
But this is really the reality, right?
We look at the towers and that's the 2,996 who died.
But it's like, yeah, but there's the question of like, well, then why did we go to war with Afghanistan and Iraq when Osama bin Laden literally said that he wasn't responsible for the attack?
And people are like, well, he's just denying it because he didn't want war in Afghanistan.
Well, Osama bin Laden was a CIA asset.
He was an informant for the CIA.
He worked with the West.
Why would he turn on us?
We armed al-Qaeda.
Okay.
And what I think is very interesting is like when you talk about this, it's like, they don't care about Americans dying.
Like, we don't go to war.
They say, well, when Americans die, you know, or when Americans bleed, then we go to war or these Reagan quotes or whatever.
I forget what they are.
But it's like, dude, over 106,000 Americans die every year from fentanyl overdoses that come from mostly the drug cartels at the southern border.
And you don't see us declaring war on the cartels.
We should declare war on the cartels.
If there's any war we should go on, it should be on our southern border.
We should declare war against the cartels.
That's killing Americans.
But the main victim of fentanyl is white people.
And that's why they don't care about it.
I promise you this.
That's why they don't care.
Especially young white men are disproportionately affected by fentanyl.
And that's why they don't attack the issue because it's helpful.
And they want the cartels involved in the human trafficking to replace the population.
But apparently that's a conspiracy theory and it's a white supremacist conspiracy theory, but it's true.
So I don't know what this says about us, but it is what it is.
Also note, Media Matters and right-wing watch are clipping our show again.
So if you want great highlights of the most based takes from the show, just go to these right-wing watchdog groups and they always pull out the best moments and they get offended by them.
I think they're like little, they're snippets of gold.
So I really appreciate them and I'm not upset.
But there's another narrative and another side of what's gone on, particularly what was happening on 9-11 that I think we don't talk about.
It's trending on Twitter today.
I was told before not to talk about this when I worked with mainstream conservatism by multiple people.
And I actually didn't talk about it because they told me it was a conspiracy theory.
And I'll admit, I'm going to admit where I've been wrong here, okay?
I've been wrong on a few things over the years, blatantly incorrect.
But one of the areas I've been the most incorrect is conflating Zionism with like anti-Semitism, right?
Because I grew up like, I became evangelical.
I totally messed up, you know, my faith for a while, but they sort of like told me that like our place as Christians was to defend Israel.
And then when I got into big conservatism, they really, like, really got mad if you questioned like Netanyahu or the Israeli government or things.
Like, they didn't like it.
And I didn't say you couldn't talk about it, but you definitely would lose invites and you'd have meetings, right?
So I got, I guess I just kind of thought, oh, yeah, like, like, you know, just like I thought the U.S. government was our friend.
I thought, like, oh, yeah, it's just the U.S. government and our greatest ally.
And it's all like, we're all together in this, right?
But I think that's where with 9-11, it was trending today, something called the Dancing Israelis.
I didn't know until I, until a couple years ago, actually, that that video of the dancing Israelis has nothing to do with anti-Semitism.
In fact, it has nothing to do with being anti-Jewish at all.
But there's an actual ABC report that came out that a lot of people don't talk about in the right-wing media because they simply, I guess it's inconvenient, right?
It's inconvenient to their narratives.
And I've never talked about it on the show before.
We've never discussed this because I just simply didn't want to get into it.
But let's go ahead and I'm going to have you check this out and see what you think because apparently it's from the ABC News.
And there's more to the story here.
We're not just talking about this.
You probably know about this.
But check this out.
john miller
It began when this woman was watching the Twin Towers burning from her apartment in New Jersey.
She noticed three men on top of a van posing for pictures with the towers burning in the background.
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And I could see that they were like happy.
You know, they didn't look shocked to me.
You know, they didn't look sharp.
I thought it was very strange.
john miller
The witness called police, who stopped the van hours later and arrested five men.
All five, it turns out, were Israeli.
They were turned over to the FBI.
Sources tell ABC News during a check of national security databases, some of the men were listed as having had connections with Israeli intelligence.
At the FBI, that set off alarm bells.
The FBI needed the answers to three important questions.
Who were these men?
What brought them to that parking lot on the morning of September 11th?
And did they have any advanced knowledge of what was going to happen that day?
They said they worked for a company called Urban Moving.
The FBI obtained a search warrant for the company's offices.
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Two SUVs were filled up with between 9 and 12 boxes and computers.
john miller
Not long after the arrests, the offices of Urban Moving were simply abandoned.
Almost everything was left behind.
In jail, the five Israelis were repeatedly interrogated and given lie detector tests.
Stephen Gordon was their American lawyer.
unidentified
They were asked questions if they had ever been approached by or hired by any non-United States intelligence community.
john miller
While there is still some debate among American intelligence officials, many investigators believe some of the men were part of an Israeli operation aimed at monitoring radical Islamic charities that support groups like Hamas, something lawyers for the five men and the Israeli government strongly deny.
unidentified
And at that point, we were taken for another round of questioning, this time related to our allegedly being members of Mossad.
The fact of the matter is we are coming from a country that experiences terror daily.
Our purpose was to document the event.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't understand.
Our purpose was to document the event.
That already leaves more questions than answers.
It genuinely does.
And we're going to get into those questions and answers because that's why I want to do some more solo shows.
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I mean, I'm not going to be as, you know, I'm more like maybe on the Keith Woods level of things.
And he's the one who sent me that actually on the Dancing Israelis.
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So one of the interesting things about this dancing Israeli thing is that this is an ABC report, right?
So sort of like the smear on Elon Musk on 9-11.
We were talking, if you're just joining the show live, about the dancing Israelis, something that I've been told we're not supposed to talk about.
And over the years, I literally am wrong.
I thought it was an anti-Semitic trope, right?
And I really was bought into this side of the right wing, that it was so deceptive to the point to where I would block out facts because I thought that if I looked at them, that they were full of people who like not just hated Israel, but therefore were like against God.
This was literally a mental thinking that I had because I was evangelical and I was in the mainstream network and they had made me think that if you questioned anything about Israel, you were like against God's chosen people.
And I didn't realize that while not looking into facts, I was doing a disservice to you guys, doing a disservice to my country, and also not being a good, not being a good investigator of truth.
And I apologize to you guys.
I apologize to you guys as an audience.
And a lot of my friends still believe those things.
And you think that they're just doing them because they are trying to withhold the truth?
They've been brainwashed into denying reality, which we'll look at a little bit more later.
And people have backed off of these things because if you ask these questions, like Elon Musk realized, the ADL, Jonathan Greenblatt, right, a lot of these people will accuse you.
But if someone calls you names in response for investigating the truth, then I don't know what we should do except go a little bit further.
And I got to ask you, what happened to this Alex Jones?
What happened to this Alex?
I know Alex.
I love Alex.
I support Alex.
This is not a dig at him.
But videos like this just resurfaced.
And I want to know why we don't talk more about this.
unidentified
Working with Israel to oppress the people of the planet.
Israel loves it.
That Nazi Sharon has invaded the West Bank.
They're slaughtering innocent people.
And I'm sick of worshiping Israel.
Did you know back in the 1960s, they bombed the USS Liberty knowing it was one of our ships because it caught the radio chatter of them killing thousands of Palestinian children during that invasion, and they torpedoed it as they begged for hours on the radio, and LBJ sat there in 63 and let them do it?
That's in this Baltimore Sun story.
I don't support the Palestinians either.
They're all hyped up and psychotic.
But Israel's going to get us nuked always backing them up like this.
Israel calls the Palestinians goyam or cattle or dogs or subhuman.
They keep them on concentration camps.
I've got video of them taking Palestinian women's tomatoes they grow and breaking their water containers and stealing.
That's why you have this crap.
And our children are going to die.
We're going to get nuked because of this.
Iran's got the nukes now.
Syria.
We're going to have nuclear war because Israel likes to go around bombing everybody.
I'm sorry.
It's just the facts.
And Israel absolutely is beside itself with joy right now.
They are talking about how they're going to blow everything up, how they're going to attack everybody, and guess who's going to get bombed because of it.
I have been supportive of Israel for many years.
When I find out what they do, shooting little Palestinian children in the genitalia and laughing, it's on video.
Little 10-year-olds walk around throwing rocks at tanks.
A guy sits off a half mile away and blows their testicles off.
They call them goyam.
They call them dogs.
They call the Arabs cattle.
And then the Arab governments that are in league with this government, it's really a sick Hegelian dialectic, order out of chaos, bringing the world crises, bringing terrorism.
So we'll accept a highly dictatorial police state regime.
It's half the world.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
I, uh...
That was getting pretty hot there for a second.
I don't know what to say about that.
But I feel like things are changing out there, right?
I feel like things are changing.
I feel like we're all noticing a lot of things.
And we're noticing a lot of things and we're not allowed to talk about it and nobody's talking about it.
But we need to talk about it and we need to understand why the governments of the world are working against the people.
Why is the United States government working against the people?
Why is the Ukrainian government working against the people?
Why is the Canadian government, the Australian government, the Israeli government?
Why are the governments of New Zealand working against their people with Klaus Schwab?
Are you noticing yet?
I am.
And I want to ask those questions.
Who's really in power?
What's really going on?
And no, you can't call me name.
It doesn't work on me anymore.
You know, like, if I had a dollar for every lie somebody said about me, it's gotten to the point now where I don't even think I have the time to get into lawsuits to sue everybody who's ever lied about me.
I don't even, I don't even have time.
If I wanted every day of my life, if I was in a courtroom, I think I'd be in courtroom for the rest of my life because people love to lie.
And the reason why they come after me is because I just happen to notice reality and I'm not a dick about it.
I'm a little bit of a dick about it, but I'm not a huge dick about it because I'm a micro gang, right?
This is grower gang.
We're not huge dicks.
We're little dicks, but we're big dicks when we need to be.
That's all that matters.
That's why it's called growing, not showing.
And a lot of people are showers, right?
They're just like out there and they're just trying to cause problems.
I'm trying to cause solutions.
And I want to know why Alex Jones spoke like this then and then he changed it now.
What happened?
I just, I just don't know.
I really, I really do want to know.
But I do, I do wish that we would please get into this and understand a little more.
Now, I do have another, I do have another complaint here that we got to talk about with 9-11 before we go any further, which is a video that Luke We Are Change put up, which actually has to do with the Pentagon.
Now, here's some of the questions that I have, particularly about 9-11 that I feel like have not been answered, that I feel like do not make sense yet, right?
And I really don't understand this because I'm noticing that there's a lot of things that are not said.
Now, the question of this is, and this is another thing that I've noticed, right?
As a fellow noticer, Washington, D.C. is the most surveilled city in the United States.
I mean, maybe not like, you know, some fact checker is going to say, actually, Detroit has more CCTV cameras.
Okay, but per square meter or per square foot of actual ground, the District of Columbia has the greatest police force, most surveillance, okay?
This is true.
So, Washington, D.C., Virginia, this area over here, has the most surveillance.
CCTV cameras are not new, right?
We've seen the Twin Towers be struck from 57 angles.
A new video gets released every day.
However, when we look at the official footage of what happened at the Pentagon, what we're shown is a little blurry camera, somebody just jerking off, splooged on the corner of it shortly before.
We talked about the dancing Israelis.
What about the masturbating guards?
Everyone's getting down with it.
He jerked off on the corner.
And we're supposed to believe that a plane went parallel with the ground, essentially landed and then went into the side of the Pentagon.
And then we just lost a couple billion dollars of funding.
A lot of watches.
This is frame by frame so that you can see this.
So this is what a plane would look like going in to the Pentagon.
And we've slowed it down frame by frame here in this video.
And you tell me if this is an airplane or not, right?
You tell me.
I don't know.
I'm waiting for it.
I'm waiting to see the image on what?
Okay, let's go back.
You missed that, didn't you?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So this is the plane.
That's the plane.
That's that doesn't look like a plane.
And it was like the weirdest part about this is, okay, so this is the craziest part about this that nobody talks about.
And I don't see anybody referencing this, which I think is very important to notice.
Is when you actually show the hole, let me bring this up.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And no, boys, don't get too excited.
This is not the hole I'm going to show you.
The Pentagon, Pentagon, Pentagon attack.
Okay.
So when you look at the hole in the Pentagon, I know it's got layers and it's reinforced, but one of the weirdest parts is like, yeah, is that really it?
Holy shit.
That's okay.
No way.
unidentified
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so when you like look at this, right?
And we start looking at like, when you start looking at this, so this is what the Pentagon looked like when it got hit by a similar size plane.
Like it didn't even go through all the layers.
I think if we can like actually look at, yeah, look at this.
Okay, so this is what I think is so funny.
So an airplane hits the Pentagon, if we're believing the narrative, and goes into the outer layer.
It doesn't even get through the fifth layer.
It doesn't even go through the next layer of the Pentagon.
Well, it's reinforced with steel and concrete.
Yeah, like what?
What other building, like, what other building had that?
Like, the Twin Towers in New York?
Exactly.
Stop that laughter.
So it's like, so a plane, you're claiming this is a plane and it couldn't get through the outer layer.
Nobody answers this to me.
But when we watched the plane from the Twin Towers, it blew through steel structurally.
It went out the other end.
Wait, what am I supposed to believe there?
I don't, I just don't believe that, right?
That's like, that's crazy.
That's absolutely crazy.
Somebody asked why I'm broadcasting from prison.
It's because I'm in the goo logs.
This is just a producer chair.
No one's even seen my real set yet.
This is just a producer's chair for the new, my new show.
And so I do it in the producer's chair, which is prison.
It's in a gang.
I'm in it.
And you end up getting kicked out.
But I want to know that.
I also want to know one of the craziest things that came about was, do you know how many passports they found from you how many passports they found from the hijackers?
Not one, not two, not three, but they found four passports to confirm who the hijackers were.
So let's talk about number one.
Number one passport.
Remember, the fuel from the airplanes was big enough and hot enough to melt steel and collapse two buildings, three buildings, several buildings, actually.
I think there was like a total of what, six, seven buildings that actually totally collapsed in 9-11.
So it was hot enough to collapse multiple buildings, even buildings that it didn't, the planes didn't hit.
But one of the hijackers' passports blew out of the plane and was found on the ground by a passerby, given to detectives.
And I believe it said he was like a Syrian descent or something like that.
Maybe it was Saudi Arabia.
I couldn't read it.
But it was like, it didn't burn.
So I don't know what that passport was made out of, but we should have built the World Trade Centers out of hijackers' passports.
Also, the other flight we don't talk about, Flight 93, which we'll get into in a second, that crashed in Pennsylvania, I believe.
They found like multiple of the hijackers' luggage from one of the other planes as well.
Apparently got lost or mismanaged.
And they just like happened to find like they, who found the luggage?
They found the luggage and found the hijackers' passports and confirmed who the hijackers were.
Who?
unidentified
How?
elijah schaffer
So they just like they hijacked the plane, but their luggage got lost in the process.
This is the official narrative, by the way, in the official report for the World Trade Centers.
And like, this is what they tell us.
And also, can we talk about this?
Why did the, why did Flight 93 in Pennsylvania go down?
unidentified
Like, why did it crash?
elijah schaffer
Did they kill the pilots?
And that's what I'm saying.
Did they get in a fight and then just like slammed into the ground?
Did the terrorists crash the plane?
Or perhaps was it remote controlled or something like that?
And it missed its target and they took over and they were going to tell the truth about what was going on.
And it turned out that they couldn't let any of the people survive.
So they killed them all.
And why did the plane blow up?
Like I've seen plane wrecks.
Let me show you the crash site here real fast.
Let me show you the crash site from Flight 93.
Check this out.
Let me move this out of the way.
all right hold up all right let's go to flight 93 crash site Can we talk about this?
Can we talk about the fact that like this is what they showed us on the news, right?
Like this is what they showed us, which was just like a bomb explosion, like a mortar had gone off or it was artillery shelled.
And then they just had like literal fragments that they were always coming up with.
Like, look at this.
Look at this wreck, okay?
This is like war of the worlds.
This is, I'm really not a conspiracy theorist, and I don't, and I mean that isn't like, I don't just like believe, you know, anything like that people tell me.
But I have seen plane wrecks and you just go, dude, I don't know.
I feel like there was a bomb went off or something.
Like, look at this.
Jeez.
I mean, I understand this jet fuel and it does explode, but this seems like this was meant to destroy evidence of some type.
And I don't, I just don't believe the narrative.
There's nothing in me that will ever get me to believe this.
I will never believe this.
And I probably think that you shouldn't either because there's nothing true about it.
A couple of the other questions that I have, and I still want to know other than the Pentagon and everything else not making any sense to me is, let me see if I can bring this up, the questions that I have.
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Oh, okay.
Let me go to this question that I had.
So one of the things that I had too was, why is it in the middle of all of this, we went through the dancing Israelis.
We went through the Trump and the bombs.
We went through the four passports.
We went through the blurry footage of the Pentagon.
We went through why did Flight 93 crash?
But one of the biggest questions that nobody asks that I don't understand why nobody asks is really simple.
Why would terrorists do this?
Like, what was the point?
@australiantalk
Right?
elijah schaffer
Well, they just hated America and they just really wanted America.
unidentified
Like, who wants a war with America?
elijah schaffer
You know, this was going to bring a war.
Like, this is a wartime.
They wanted a war with the U.S. with a trillion dollar budget global empire.
I just don't buy that.
There's no official narrative that I really believe here.
And I think that you should believe whatever it is you want to, but this is definitely not true.
Whatever's going on here, it blows my mind.
And I just won't, I just refuse to believe it.
And there's a lot of jokes going on.
But one of my favorite things ever, and I want to remind you, speaking of hoes and people continuing to make this about them, is how people just forgot what this is about.
I know we showed the hoe in the beginning, but this is one of my favorite pictures ever of just Gen Z losing their absolute minds about this.
This is from a OnlyFans girl dropping the price of my OnlyFans to 9-11 for the rest of the day to honor the victims.
unidentified
That's that's so bad.
elijah schaffer
It's, I know, I know.
They're nice, okay?
But that's, that's the trap.
That's the trap.
Don't horny post.
Don't do that.
This is the thing.
And she has that, she put the plane in her cleavage.
And so it's just like, can hoes ever?
I swear, well, women are sacred and amazing.
Women have also like ruined everything for the boys.
They literally like, wherever you're going to find a problem in something, it's women.
But the truth of the matter is, is this is just ridiculous.
I'm taking this off the thing.
Can you imagine that selling your OnlyFans?
Someone said, oh my gosh, disgusting.
What's her at?
No.
Don't give in.
Don't give in.
Porn is very hard to avoid, but it's also, it doesn't do you any good.
In fact, it may be one of the key reasons why you don't have motivation in your life.
So I always say this, it's best to look at no porn at all or to look at less of it if you're looking at a lot.
Start somewhere.
But try to get your energy back and don't let the hoes win on the internet.
9-11.
unidentified
Oh, what the hell is going on there?
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, what is wrong with people?
Just what is wrong with people?
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right, we got to talk about some crazy stuff that's going on here, especially with conservatives getting things wrong about 9-11, also with the suspension of our constitutional rights in New Mexico.
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Well, New Mexico has decided to suspend the Constitution and give it up to conservatives for a break.
Oh, what a crazy and diabolical world we really are living in.
The New Mexico, which is the shithole of the United States, sorry to people who live there.
I literally despise New Mexico.
I hate it.
But governor, a female, Lusion Grism, says that her duty to uphold her oath to the Constitution is not absolute.
And due to the epidemic of gun violence, she needs to suspend the Constitution and the ability for people to carry both legally, a concealed and open carry in Albuquerque in the main city there.
And we're going to get into the discussion here because the police disagree, but the Daily Wire says that she's in the right.
And I like the Daily Wire.
I like a lot of people there.
So it's kind of shocking to me to see this sort of toeing the line of, in some ways, working against the people.
So check this out.
unidentified
Yes.
All the examples you cited are crimes.
Kids shooting at other kids, shooting from cars.
So what's the value of the civil order?
Why not just do better law enforcement?
Both.
The value of the order is that it gives me three things.
One, it says it's a statewide issue and it's a message to everyone to start leveraging your resources and arresting people.
Two, the jurisdictions come at this, including with the DOJ restrictions, differently without the leveraging the additional resources, arresting, and where do they go?
We've got to make sure that everyone is bumping up their services.
It's a message to the Metropolitan Detention Center.
It's a message to the HMOs.
You better figure out treatment.
We have been sort of stalled out, to your point.
This order basically says, stop stalling out.
And to your point, just arrest everyone.
Well, I also have to have the ability.
I can't arrest everyone.
There are literally too many people to arrest.
This would allow us...
If someone's got a concealed carry permit in Albuquerque walking down a public street, they're not going to get arrested.
I can make the point that maybe they should be.
And this is the point.
I'm willing to do anything and everything within a shred of evidence-based effort.
Because if you're not horrified that on any street corner in too many cities in New Mexico, there is someone with a gun sticking out of their waist or their belt.
And I'll tell you, if you're a young person, you're not allowed to have a handgun.
Well, it's a crime already.
I got it.
But we won't be able to arrest all of them.
So imagine, just in a perfect world, if this was upheld, it gives all of these police officers the ability to focus on the real criminals.
Less all of them.
Yeah.
But your point is valid.
You took an oath to the Constitution.
Isn't it unconstitutional to say you cannot exercise your carry license?
With one exception.
And that is, if there's an emergency and I've declared an emergency for a temporary amount of time, I can invoke additional powers.
No constitutional right, in my view, including my oath, is intended to be absolute.
There are restrictions on free speech.
There are restrictions on my freedoms.
In this emergency, this 11-year-old and all these parents who have lost all these children, they deserve my attention to have the debate about whether or not in an emergency we can create a safer environment.
Because what about their constitutional rights?
I took an oath to uphold those two.
And if we ignore this growing problem without being bold, I've said to every other New Mexican, your rights are subrogated to theirs.
And they are not, in my view.
Wait a minute, you're talking about crimes.
There are already laws against the crimes, so how are their rights?
But again, if I'm unsafe, who's standing up for that right?
If this climate is so out of control, somebody should do something.
I'm doing as much as I know to do.
Matthew Governor, do you really think that criminals are going to hear this message and not carry a gun in Albuquerque on the streets for 30 days?
But here's what I do think.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
I love this.
elijah schaffer
There's so much wrong here.
There's so much to break down.
If you're just joining the live stream, this was the governor of New Mexico suspending the constitutional right to carry a gun in her state because of the emergency.
Where did I hear recently that due to an emergency, our rights could be suspended?
Do you know where I am right now?
I am in a country that took the pandemic more seriously than anyone in the world, maybe, besides maybe Singapore.
I'm near a border and this city is cut through by a border.
There's like a couple of the states, they actually like rather cities on the state lines, and they cut people off by closing borders so people couldn't get to work.
That's how seriously they took the emergency.
They were arresting people for going grocery shopping.
You guys have to understand what they did in Australia.
They did some crazy stuff.
So in retrospect of all of this, yes.
I'm very opposed to using emergencies to suspend our constitutional rights.
That's why it's called the Constitution.
Now, surprisingly, for the first time in this show's history, the left and the right agreed.
This is dangerous.
And the reason why they said this is dangerous is because if we let Democrat governors start doing this, then what are Republican governors going to start doing?
In the name of safety of kids, we've got to, you know, jail transgenders.
We got to put them in prison.
We got to lock up the gays.
Okay?
Maybe this is why the Daily Wire is supporting this.
But David Hogg even said, I support gun safety, but there is no such thing as a state public health emergency exception to the U.S. Constitution.
Shocker.
David Hogg, right?
The worst arbitrators, arbiters of restrictions on the Constitution even said, hey, this is going too far, little lesbian haircut Democrat.
This is going too far.
Go back home, get your dildo out, whatever that is pent up inside of you, get it out and come back, and then let's rethink about this.
Okay?
That would have been my advice is get this woman a sponsorship from adamandeve.com because this woman needs something taken out of her.
David Hogg even said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, honey.
Hey, yo, yo, we can't do this.
And I was like, hey, maybe things are not as screwed up as I thought they were.
Maybe, just maybe, we're actually going to agree on this.
Well, a friend of the show, a great individual, I'm not knocking him.
Although I just will never understand sometimes people's opinions.
I will never understand them.
Michael Knowles was like unpopular opinion.
And he's defended this very, very, very deeply over the last couple of days.
Was like unpopular opinion.
Civil leaders do in fact have emergency authority to suspend temporarily many legal rights.
And it's like, okay, if there's like some truth to that, yes, he's not lying.
They can suspend some legal rights, but not the Constitution.
Okay.
So like some legal rights.
Like let's just say like, you know, I'm in the United States and I have the legal right to chew gum.
And it's legal.
But let's just say they find out that gum, that terrorists have poisoned gum with arsenic and everybody who's going to chew gum is going to die.
So they ban gum from the city for a couple days till they figure out where the poison gum is.
Is that technically banning my legal right to have gum?
Yes.
Can you do that for protection?
Yes.
But like banning an actual amendment, a second amendment, banning that for safety, you can't do that.
Okay, Michael.
And, you know, Robert Barnes and many other legal analysts have said, yeah, she's actually incorrect.
But what is insane is like David Hogg supports, but also the police decided, thankfully, which I'm very happy about, they are not going to be enforcing this.
We won't watch the whole video, but here's the sheriff's office saying, yeah, look, it's not legal and we're not going to do that.
Shout out to the officers here because like I always say, you shouldn't hate the police.
You shouldn't love the police.
You should be skeptical of the police and just always assume the worst, but give them the benefit of the doubt when they need it, like in this situation.
unidentified
Let me be clear.
I hold my standards high, and I do not or never will hedge on what is right.
And I take my oath seriously.
In reference to concealed carry and open carry, the Burnleyal County Sheriff's Office will not enforce this segment of the order.
While I understand the urgency, the temporary ban challenges the foundations of our Constitution, but most importantly, it is unconstitutional.
My oath was to protect the Constitution, and that is what I will do.
The governor made it clear in her press conference.
She knew we as law enforcement did not agree with the order, and as a result, this was solely her decision.
Other than this ban being unconstitutional, here are other reasons why I will not enforce the order.
One, what many forget is I have enough violence here in Bernley County.
I do not want to have political violence towards my deputies or here in Bernalillo County.
My job is to keep the peace and to make sure that the citizens of Bernalillo County are safe, and I do not believe that this order will help me do so.
I'm a law enforcement professional.
This order will not do anything to curb gun violence other than punish law-abiding citizens from their constitutional right to self-defense.
Let me give you a personal story.
Last week, as I'm sitting here as a sitting sheriff, I get a phone call that my brother also was a victim of gun violence last week that many of you do not know.
While he and my nephew were sitting in their car, they were shot at and their vehicle was impacted by numerous rounds.
How can I, as a sheriff, tell him to put his firearms away and not be able to protect himself?
I have a fact for you.
Criminals do not follow the law or a public health order.
Never seen it, we will never see criminals follow the law.
Once again, this only punishes law-abiding citizens.
What I also want to address is what we're doing on the gun violence here in Bernalillo County and helping in the state of New Mexico.
It is quite irritating for me to see how this 30-day ban completely overshadowed the robust conversations that we had with the governor in the office on what we are going to do to curb gun violence and for people to stop being victims.
We had arguments, but again, we had solutions.
We had an 11-year-old that was senselessly killed, but there are also many other numerous victims of gun violence, not just here in Burnley County, but our nation.
A couple of things that I will be asking to do as we get serious.
I will take your questions, but let me tell you what we're going to do because we do need to not overshadow what we need to do to keep our citizens safe.
I will be asking the crime reduction director for our agency, the Burnley County Sheriff's Office, to lead a task force of various law enforcement agencies to focus on crimes with firearms.
elijah schaffer
All right, so.
Is your mic on?
Is your mic on?
@australiantalk
We'll find out.
Is it on?
Is it on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is on, but you got to speak up pretty close into it.
I'll turn it on.
@australiantalk
Okay, man.
I'll talk right up.
elijah schaffer
All right, so Ben's here.
Somehow, Ben just showed up randomly and then had this shirt and gave me.
@australiantalk
Shut it down, shut it down.
elijah schaffer
And you had the shirt.
There's cameras right there, by the way, but you can look and you can see the here's the project screen if you need to see what's going on.
No, but I think one of the most let me do this.
One of the craziest shit though about this that I find to be absolutely insane is like the governor comes in and says, I'm going to take away the constitutional right to carry a firearm.
And you always see this.
They use an emergency because people's lives are in danger.
But what the hell does that do to a criminal?
You think a criminal that's already breaking the law and going to shoot someone is going to go, oh, it's illegal for me to carry a firearm now.
Now I'm going to just give it up.
Now I'm not going to be, you know, walking around New Mexico.
New Mexico is an actual shithole.
It is disgusting.
Albuquerque is a terrible city.
I think if it was wiped off the face of the earth, we'd probably be better off in the United States overall.
It's not a great place.
However, the nine people there that are good probably want to carry a gun.
Now you go outside the city in the district.
I'm sure there's a lot of normal Republicans, but New Mexico is by far the most Democrat area in the entire country.
And it's literally disgusting and it smells and there's too many Indian people there.
@australiantalk
You know, it's amazing that they want to actually deprive the law-abiding from the guns and take the guns from the people who didn't commit the crime because they think it's politically incorrect to get into the hood and deprive all the little homies of their firearms.
It's a big, big problem, but ultimately, there are people that are overrepresented in gun crime and gun crime statistics in your country.
Deprive them of their guns, snatch the guns away from the hood, bring the murder rate down, stop the body count, and therefore the law abiding should be able to retain their second amendment.
Makes perfect sense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, dude, I fully agree with that.
I mean, there's not much more to say on this because it's absolutely ridiculous.
It's kind of retarded.
But it is insane.
Now, I need to do this real fast.
Let me see if I can go here to YouTube.
We got a good amount.
We got like, we still got about, what, 1,300 of you guys watching on YouTube.
We're going to do the rest of the show.
We have a lot of the show.
We probably have like another hour of the show to do over at Rumble and on locals.
So I'm dropping the link to the Rumble chat.
We have a bunch more segments to do.
I'm throwing the link to Rumble in the chat here on YouTube.
I really appreciate you guys watching on YouTube.
Don't forget to support the show directly at censored.tv.
You can get the show there, censored.tv.
You can use my promo code Offensive to support directly, or you can be watching on locals.
You can also support directly at elijahschaefer.locals.com.
You can give super chats, donations, watch these shows live.
I really appreciate it.
I'm figuring out how to make it make sense with both.
But right now, this is really good news, and I really want you guys to support it there.
If you guys are watching on YouTube, click over to Rumble right now, rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
Link is in the chat.
Let's go ahead and we'll see you there.
@australiantalk
So it'll be five minutes and I want to drop lots of info bombs about Larry Schecklstein on Rumble.
So come on over and see us there.
That's why I came.
I'm ready to talk about 9-11 hardcore.
Let's break it down.
unidentified
Alex Jones ain't shit today.
I went to play for longer, Elijah.
@australiantalk
What the hell is up with you, man?
elijah schaffer
All right.
Yeah, we're off of YouTube.
We're here on Rumble only.
Ben just pops in and just comes on.
I don't have time to set up the cameras and stuff because he's like, can I just come on?
unidentified
I was like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So now we're ghetto.
We're ghetto at a desk.
This is like, this is as low budget as it gets, but this is what we get here.
So this is absolutely good.
The chat is saying that Albuquerque is disgusting.
We're here on rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
We're also here on locals at elijahschafer.locals.com where you can actually get the uncensored, unfiltered chat.
Shout out to all the locals people.
I love you.
I want to give a shout out to a few people here on the screen right now.
I just, I have this here to Butthead, to Toxic Voice, to Shane Whaley.
Why Are You Gay?
Doomsday Cracker, Desert Dog Studio, Vince Lasagna, Bing Bong Peepee Poo-Poo, Tyler B. Nag, Deb Step, I kind of Turner Herd.
And they all said Ben is based.
So that's really good.
So we love you guys, and we are here, and we're going to get into this.
We've got to look at some funny things.
We'll talk about Shecklesbergs and Shekelstein Stainsbergs in a second, but we got to look at something funny to change the tune up just a little bit.
Let's go ahead and let's get into the funny videos of the day.
Speaking of the devil, we are going to be talking a little bit about the boys and the girls.
I don't know if you saw the UFC fight with Israel and Sean Strickland, but Stickland?
Strickland?
@australiantalk
Strickland.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Strickland.
@australiantalk
The American badass, the American psycho.
He handed his father a gun as a teenage boy and told his old man to blow his head off because his old man was a piece of shit.
His old man died of cancer eight years later, but as Strickland said, he wouldn't have had to go through that pain if he just had taken his son's advice.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of him, nobody wanted him to win.
And the reason why they didn't want him to win is because they were literally like, okay, it's a white guy.
He speaks his mind.
He's a misogynist.
He's a sexist.
Basically, probably a viewer of the show.
And do you know what's so ironic?
Is I was like thinking, I'm like, man, this guy is like so in line with my way of thinking about the world, the way he just doesn't give a shit and he just beefs it out to people who's honest about the world.
And then I see him today with a friend at the gym, and I'm going, oh, so he's like one person away from me.
And I'm going, and this other guy, too, I'm not going to like say who it is.
You can go find him on Twitter, but he's also like, we're on the same wavelength and he's been trying to get to ban the ADL.
So this guy's connected to the people who are trying to ban the ADL.
But he's basically asked about like how to fix society.
I don't know why they ask UFC fighters on like questions like this.
I guess they're just looking for people to like add to the zeitgeist, right?
That's what they want, right?
And it's like reporters ask questions to because then when they get a real answer, they don't know what to do.
Listen to what he actually says here.
And this is why they didn't want him to win and they wanted a black guy to win.
sean strickland
Man, Americans, we need to go back to like taking women out of the workforce.
And maybe that's, and maybe that is where we, maybe that's where we fucked up you guys.
We let women vote.
No offense.
But let me no, no, I want to tell you guys something.
Think about America prior to women voting.
They try to ban alcohol.
I don't even drink, but I'm not trying to ban alcohol.
So what you did, man, you let these women come in the workforce.
Now we make less money.
You got kids raising themselves on fucking TikTok.
We need to go back to like 1942, you know, especially after, you know, maybe 1958 after he fucked up the Germans.
We need to put women back in the kitchen.
We need to take fucking only one man needs to be working.
So I think as a collective man group, we need to elect somebody that's going to put women back in the kitchen, put one man working, raise the wages, and build a fucking wall.
Have you ever thought about going to therapy?
For what?
Just to talk about your dad and your background.
elijah schaffer
I'm curious if you ever thought about going to therapy.
sean strickland
I don't know.
Man, did you have good parents?
Did you no one touch you growing up?
Well, I tried.
elijah schaffer
I was checking.
What I love about this guy, too, is like, this is how gay the journalists are.
This is why I think everybody's a faggot, but I also don't give a shit.
Like, I don't even care about gay people.
I think there's straight people that are faggots.
Like, I'm starting to get into this.
Like, this is why everyone's like, oh, do you hate gay people?
It's like, you know, I like Andy, you know, he's gay.
I don't really care about gay people as much as some people do.
Do you know who's the biggest purveyor of faggotry?
It's straight people.
Like, this is who's pushing this shit.
It's a bunch of straight people.
It's a bunch of Zionists.
It's the people out there.
They're pushing this shit.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
It's like, so like this journalist probably is straight.
He probably has a wife.
The fact that he asked a guy, did you ever think about going through therapy instead of, dude, bitch, I'm a fucking fighter, you dumb motherfucker.
This is therapy, okay?
This is like, this is what you do.
You fight.
He was like, I don't drink a lot, right?
I mean, fighting is toxic in itself, meaning to your body, right?
I mean, the beating you take, it can be damaging, but it's good for the mind.
Men should be fighters.
unidentified
And it's like, have you ever thought about talking to a psychiatrist?
elijah schaffer
You fucker.
You should have knocked him out.
@australiantalk
Well, he beats up on people to exercise his demons.
So he thinks that's a good thing to enable him to be a better person.
He doesn't carry the rage within him.
He gets rid of the rage in the octagon.
You know, Sean Strickland's awesome because he exposed Israel Adesania for being Chinese, not African.
He exposed Israel Addisania for wanking off his own dog.
He exposed, and he literally did that and he did it on video as well.
So he wasn't necessarily a good champion.
Sean Strickland at his press conference prior to the fight here in Australia called out the Australian media for being such pussies during the whole COVID era for celebrating and supporting the mandates for celebrating and supporting the arrest of innocent people for doing nothing more than deciding to walk out of their house and attend a park with their children.
They were all pro-vax.
Strickland called him out.
I'll fire you the DM of that little snippet, Elijah, on your Twitter.
So you can pull it up, man.
That's an awesome thing where he literally went to war and called out the Australian media at his press conference prior to fighting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, he did.
Let me see.
I can pull it up here real fast.
If we go to Strickland.
@australiantalk
It's got to be your DMs.
elijah schaffer
Oh, let me go to my DMs here.
Is it in there?
@australiantalk
Yeah, I would have just sent it.
elijah schaffer
Let me go here real quickly.
It's just taking a second.
So it's, oh, there you go.
All right, cool.
You got it here.
Look at this Ben coming in hot here.
Dude, Ben, I got to get you a computer during this show because then that will help you.
All right, let me put this up here.
This was Strickland actually talking about calling out the Australian police apparatus during COVID.
Check this out.
sean strickland
You guys did throw a pregnant woman in jail over a Facebook post during COVID.
That must be talked about.
Shame on you guys.
Here's the thing, Australia.
I would like you guys so much better if you had a freedom of speech.
So if you could go ahead and make a freedom of speech like the greatest country in the world, we would get along better.
I mean, how is that not standard with you guys?
How do you not have a freedom of speech?
You have a government could say, if you say something we don't like, we will throw you in prison.
Like, how the fuck do you rationalize that?
There is a pregnant woman who was thrown in jail during COVID.
I love Australia and I love the Australian people.
But, but you guys have done some fuckery and so is America.
But I think the moment Australia gets the freedom of speech, I'll like it more.
It must be talked about.
You guys did throw a pregnant woman in jail over a Facebook post.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it wasn't just over the Facebook post.
They also took a fat woman.
They arrested a fat woman.
Now, if they were arresting her for being obese, then I could have supported that.
If Australia was like, no more fatties, you're all going to jail.
I'm like, all right, now we're talking.
But they arrested her because she was grocery shopping.
And I remember they were like, they just grabbed her and she's like, what the hell is going on?
And I remember hearing that and thinking that that's, that's when totalitarianism and tyranny happens is before you notice it's happening.
You go, you're in denial and in denial.
And then you're like, wait, am I, did I think that safety and democracy was real and not cringe?
And then all of a sudden you're in the back of a police car because you were shopping at Kohl's.
She was shopping at Kohl's.
Do you remember that?
@australiantalk
I do.
First they came for the shekel hoarders, but I didn't care because I wasn't a shekel hoarder.
Then they came for the Muslims and I didn't care because I wasn't a Muslim.
Then they came for the skinny people and I didn't care because I'm jacked.
But then they came for the fat girls at Kohl's.
And by then, she had no idea what was up.
So yeah, practically that's what happened, my man.
elijah schaffer
Dude, do you want to know, do you want to true story what happens yesterday?
So you know when you're pulling out of the, um, like of the street that like, not where my, my place is at, but the, the main street, you're pulling out to go onto the main boulevard right there.
And I'm there, and the police pull over this guy and like, get out of the car.
And he's like, all right.
He's just like this normal looking guy.
And they're like, so you're saying he's like, you've been speeding or something.
And the guy was like, I wasn't.
I didn't do anything.
And he's like, put your hands behind your back.
He's like, I didn't do anything.
And the cop goes, he grabs his arm.
He's like, what are you doing?
I didn't do anything.
And the cop just pulls his taser out and goes, get on the ground.
He's like, he's like filming on his phone.
He's like, put your phone down.
He's like, I'm filming.
He's like, put your phone down.
And he just shoots him with his taser gun.
And the guy's like, it escalated in like seven seconds.
And I was like, oh yeah, I forgot what country I'm in.
Luckily, the police here don't kill people as often as the U.S.
But dude, the way he just like, there was no rights in that traffic stop.
And he just like took the guy out like in like a second.
And I was like, usually they're pretty reasonable, I feel like, but I forgot that the cops here can just do whatever the fuck they want because you don't really have any rights here.
@australiantalk
You have the right to do as you're told.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's no real like civil rights here.
@australiantalk
There's a monopoly on force in Australia because people don't have guns.
So there isn't the great equalizer.
elijah schaffer
That's what he, but he knew that.
And I think this is where people, the reason why people didn't like this guy is because he was talking shit on women.
And I think what's so funny is like I've noticed like people, like it's low IQ scholars, like literal whores, online prostitutes, cocks.
These people will talk shit on me.
They'll quote hit articles that have no basis in reality or truth.
It's like their source is that they heard someone say that they heard somebody say something.
And they quote this stuff like, you're a bad person.
And it's like, sir, you don't even have any evidence I'm a bad person.
But I'm not the best person in the world.
You're a fucking online slut, which I'm not even judging, right?
I'm not even judging you.
You're a fucking, you're an online prostitute.
Like your dad can subscribe to your vagina.
I don't really take your criticism seriously.
And it's like, it's like, it's always just some like, it's always just some random dumb fuck on the internet.
And then what's funny is I looked recently into suing some people, okay?
Cause I was like, hey, I want to sue people.
So I did some investigation to sue people for slander.
It turned out they don't even have money to sue for.
They did investigations.
They don't have any investment properties.
They have no, the IRS, their tax records don't show much of anything.
Apparently, the people talking shit don't have anything to sue for.
So that's frustrating.
@australiantalk
Suing them to get you rich will actually make you poor.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'll spend more money.
So I'll have to wait.
I'll just wait till they win the lottery, then I'll sue them.
But I also find it to be very, very ironic because people know nothing that people hate more than a white man speaking his mind and being honest about the world.
And you know what they do to you?
You know what they do to you when you're speaking your mind?
They go for character attacks.
They try to say you're a bad person and they smear you.
And that's what they did to Strickland.
They just said, oh, he's a bad person.
He's a sexist.
He's a misogist.
He's a racist.
He's anti-Semitic.
He's this.
He's that.
They said everything about him.
And that's what they do to white men.
And they never said he was wrong, though.
And people can say a lot of shit about me, but they're not going to say I'm wrong because I'm not.
And neither was he.
And then the fact that he beat the shit out of their, this was here, right in Australia.
@australiantalk
It was in Sydney.
elijah schaffer
This is right here.
@australiantalk
It was the best because several months ago, Israel Addisonia said Strickland doesn't even have the right to step into the octagon with him.
Strickland told him at that press conference, which wasn't for their fight, it was for different fights these guys were having.
Hey, listen, man, you'll never beat me.
Addisonya said to him, bullshit, man.
I can kick your ass every day of the week.
And he said, no man that ever jacks off to hentai porn will beat me.
No dude that ever has frosted tips and gets his fingernails painted and wears pearls around his neck will ever beat me.
And what do you know?
Sean Strickland became the man.
He beat Israel at his own game.
He shocked the world and now he's the people's champ.
And he makes no apologies.
He certainly isn't woke.
He is anti-woke, if anything.
He's pro-First and Second Amendment.
And he's happy to give beatdowns to anyone who doesn't want to get on board with what America's all about.
He's red, white, and blue through and through.
He's a people's champ.
Support him, man.
He's rocky in 2023.
Give that guy some love.
Blow him up on Twitter.
Let the UFC know that this guy deserves to be front and center.
ESPN doesn't want to air him a lot of the time because he's not politically correct.
But ESPN has got to get on board because ESPN is willing to give a platform to anyone else.
It has been said from his remarks that if he was an NBA player, he would have been removed from his team.
He would have copped millions and millions of dollars in fines.
But the UFC under Dana White isn't going to let that happen.
ESPN has to become welcoming.
They have to allow diverse views and diverse opinions.
They have to give a platform to this guy.
After all, they are one of the major partner broadcasters of the UFC.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I want to see something real quickly here on the chat.
I think we've gotten a few rumbles.
By the way, you guys can send rumbles and super chats.
I want to just read a couple.
This one, can you read that?
I can't read that from here.
@australiantalk
We got some hoes running for Virginia State delegates.
She is Jack Murphy level rising funds on Charlotte.
Jack Murphy, that name sounds very familiar.
Is he the ultimate cuck?
The dude that was getting down, having his show by other dudes.
elijah schaffer
I should have never started the show.
The show caused so many problems in my life.
Be careful who you work with.
That's a very truthful statement.
And be careful who you give your good ideas to.
You know, I thought Gavin and Censored have basically said if I come back to the U.S., New York or something, like I can basically do whatever the fuck, like I can do whatever the fuck I want now.
But I also talked to the guys at whatever podcast about doing a whatever Australia here in the studio.
It's a giant room and just hosting it for a couple weeks.
He's open to it.
Brian's open to it.
So we'll see.
But it's hard to get people out of California.
It's hard to convince people from California to come to Australia.
From any other state, it's easy because Australia's got beaches.
But Florida and California already have good beaches and like kind of the similar vibe of people.
And so it's like hard to get them.
But we do have the sluts.
They are hot and they're retarded.
And they also people here are more retarded than people in America in terms of their politics because they literally don't know anything about politics.
They make fun of Americans not knowing geography.
Okay, you can point Belarus on a map.
Whip did he fucking do, you dumb slut.
I'm just kidding, no, but it's like, what did he do?
But you don't even, you, you.
@australiantalk
Because U.S. Americans don't have maps.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but, but also, you're also retarded.
So it's like, you're, you're making, you're more retarded because you think what makes someone smart is being able to point Belarus on a map.
But you're 19 with a body count of 126.
And it's fine.
I'm not judging you.
I'm just saying like you shouldn't be judging Americans.
So it's like, also, Australians, I feel like, aren't super cocky like Europeans.
I feel like Australians aren't so like, that's more Europeans that are dicks to everyone else.
Australians just don't give a fuck.
They're just surfing.
@australiantalk
Well, they're more laid back.
Europeans think very highly of themselves.
Like Greeks think they're better than Italians.
Italians think they're better than UK.
UK thinks they're better than people from France.
They're all still Europeans.
They're all still spaghetti eating fucking motherfuckers.
elijah schaffer
What does that say?
That's one more super, super.
@australiantalk
This is from Sean Effon.
He said she wanted to do a stop and frisk, but didn't want to be called racist.
So she decided she would poop on something no one cares about, like the Constitution and law-abiding citizens.
Luckily, he's broken for that.
elijah schaffer
That's from the New Mexico story.
Sorry about the setup today, guys.
If you're just joining in, Ben just randomly popped in.
I like how someone, when I was like said about faggots, like Elijah is a faggot.
Maybe.
No, I'm just a gay noticer.
I'm a noticer today.
I'm a lesbian.
No, I've said there's a difference between being gay and being a faggot, and you have to know the difference.
It's kind of like, I guess, I don't know if I can say the N-word yet, but it's kind of like the Chris Rock thing of the difference between a black person and a guy, you know, how he says it.
I didn't say it, but he says it, right?
There's a difference, right?
And there is a difference in the world.
The problem with the world today are straight faggots.
That's the problem.
It's dudes who are faggots, but they're heterosexual, but they're just fucking cucks.
And they're not even cucks, but they're like worse than cucks.
They're less masculine than cucks.
What's going on?
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Well, I think Chris Rock was pointing out the difference between Shaniqua and Candace Owens.
And there is a difference.
You know, they're both from the hood, but one got their act together.
The other one has just got multiple baby daddies.
elijah schaffer
I believe you call them Shaniquas.
Also, what is the other name for women out here?
It's not Hoochies.
Anyways, I don't know.
We got one from Iconic Turner Heard that said, Ben is Giga-based.
And we'll keep going back here as well.
We're going to keep going into this.
We also have a couple super things from locals.
I guess I need to bring, I need to bring it up here.
Let me see if I can bring it up here.
We got a couple super chats from locals.
You guys sent this in.
@australiantalk
No, I don't like that.
Get rid of it.
I'm not public.
I'm only here.
I'll give my face for you people because I know you won't share me.
I've actually got a professional life.
I've got to maintain myself.
unidentified
Oh, man.
@australiantalk
Wake up to yourself.
elijah schaffer
That's so bad.
Look at it.
Okay, ready for this?
Kyle M. Talmerick said, dropping some coins in Elijah's undertak pouch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why are you gay?
Says Steins always have a plan.
They always do.
And they'll turn on you.
@australiantalk
You know, he's careful for Shane.
I'm Steiny from Full Sem Podcast.
Strickland was on their Full Sem podcast during the week, Sean Strickland, the UFC champ.
And he called them both little sluts.
And he called Steiny out for being a sellout.
And he said, those boys have got to change their act.
Otherwise, he's going to bash them.
It was a brilliant thing.
He said they've got to stop selling themselves out for shekels and do the right thing because they're having a corrosive influence on the youth of America.
He put them in their right place.
So check it out.
Strickland doesn't miss anytime he's on.
elijah schaffer
No, he doesn't.
Someone else said Stein have a plan.
Bing Bong Poo-Poo Pee Peepee said, LMFAO, bitch, your dad can subscribe to your vagina.
That's true.
Put that on a coffee mug.
Best comeback ever.
Dude, that would have said to someone, it's like, dude, I don't fucking care.
Like, I love what my favorite thing that people do is they'll just like say to me, like, you're a bad person.
And you're like, dude, I'm on the internet.
Like, as if I've done anything different than what you've done in your life.
And also, the best part about this.
It's horrible.
But the best part about this is like, he's like, it's like half the time they don't even get the, they don't even get gossip correct.
They're like, they'll be like, and you fucking sell out.
Your wife's a zog Jew.
And they're like, and your son's going to hate you because he's going to follow her religion.
And you're like, you don't even know what's going on.
What was the recent hit article that they're writing here that said that they called my son a toddler?
He's like five months old.
Like they didn't even get the age right.
Like there's ones that say I got like there's ones that even say, I just want to clarify this.
I've never worked for Glenn Beck.
You know what I mean?
Like he doesn't work for Glenn Beck anymore.
I've never worked for Glenn Beck.
Never worked for him.
@australiantalk
Ambush journalism, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've never, it's people are so fucking stupid.
I can't say much about my life and I don't want to get into or give people too much credit, but the amount of dumb shit and it's like, dude, you're fucking like people that like pretend to care about my life are usually unmarried, childless losers who spend too much time online and need to stop fingering their assholes in the shower, okay?
It's just true.
But you know what?
If it feels good, then okay.
But it's also like, you know, it's just like, you need to just cut it out for a second.
It's like, it's the dumbest shit.
And that's why you don't give any attention to them.
@australiantalk
I know they subscribe to Kyle Kalinsky.
Like, that's the problem with these people.
That's who their real audience is.
Yeah, but that's who their friends are.
elijah schaffer
They're so dumb.
And that's the problem.
It's like I said, I tried to look into suing a bunch of people online and they're all poor.
So there's nothing I can fucking do because it's like, what am I going to do?
Spend 80 grand to take their $430 out of their checking account.
Like, I'm not talking shit on people not having money.
It's a tough time.
But it's funny that the people that are the most biggest shit talkers literally have nothing.
And it's, and it's sad, though.
And it's sad.
It does make me sad because it's like, imagine your life as you wake up and you talk shit on people on the internet, but you don't create anything.
You don't do anything.
I've never had somebody who's more successful than me come talk shit on me.
No, but yes, but that's for you.
You're allowed to do that.
But I've never had anybody that's more successful.
It's always some fucking faggot.
Anyway, Why Gay said Jew bloodline libel is true.
Protocols of Elder of Zion.
And Vince Lasagna said, happy birthday, Bashar al-Assad.
That is so good.
That is there.
That is what we got.
All right, we got to look at a couple of things here, though.
Someone said, but I wanted to bring up this tweet.
And the only one I'm talking about the haters was because I talked about Strickland getting a lot of haters.
And it reminded me of this tweet that Trump put out.
And it made me, it reminded me to like stop.
Oh, I don't know if you guys, we'll get back to this.
unidentified
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold on.
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
This shows up.
@australiantalk
Shout out to John.
I'm a pedophile zerker with that.
Whatever that was, man.
elijah schaffer
The show's tanking right now.
This is a part of the show where the show just starts tanking live on air.
I want to bring up a tweet from Trump.
@australiantalk
No, dude, you can't.
I didn't even want to see that.
Like, this is going to come with hardcore warnings.
You know, sometimes on Twitter it says, hey, click this because it might be offensive content.
Man, that did not come with a warning whatsoever, dude.
Who busted a nut?
elijah schaffer
It was a sneeze.
You fuck, you pervert.
It wasn't a that was not a bust in a single song.
@australiantalk
That's a sedition.
That was a sedition.
elijah schaffer
I sneezed on the picture and I thought it looked gross, so I put it up.
@australiantalk
Oh, dude.
unidentified
And then you were like, oh, everyone's like, oh, you guys are not busting.
@australiantalk
We know what that looks like.
elijah schaffer
That's a sneeze.
@australiantalk
No.
elijah schaffer
That's a sneeze.
@australiantalk
You sneeze like that.
Yes, I comes out of this.
elijah schaffer
I have sinus problems.
@australiantalk
Oh, bullshit, dude.
elijah schaffer
I have sinus problems.
@australiantalk
That's too clear.
Look at that.
What a little load, man.
What a little load.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
I do that because someone's like, oh, you worship Trump.
And I'm like, I didn't worship him.
I did something else.
No, it's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
@australiantalk
It's horrible.
elijah schaffer
It is disgusting.
No, I need to bring up.
@australiantalk
That's sedition.
elijah schaffer
I need to bring up something here real quickly.
It's a tweet from Trump that does remind me of why I keep going despite the way the world is.
There's so much good shit on my Twitter.
You really should follow me.
@australiantalk
Just a reminder: without 9-11, there is no war on terror.
Without 9-11, there is no Patriot Act.
Without 9-11, there is no DHS.
Without 9-11, there is no TSA.
Without 9-11, there isn't a demonization of Muslims in the Islamic world.
Without 9-11, there is no absolute rubbish notion that this dude in a cave, Osama bin Laden, was able to perpetrate some sinister attack and destroy America's defenses.
9-11, Larry Silverstein, aka Larry Schecklestein, made cash from 9-11.
9-11 only served for the United States to bring in other nations like my country in the coalition of the willing to fight their enemies and destroy lands where Osama bin Laden wasn't even at because bin Laden was found in Pakistan.
And then when they got him in Pakistan, they decided to put a bullet in his head and then bury him at sea 24 hours later.
Obama then came out and said, Hey, look, guys, I've put all this to bed.
We can all celebrate.
I caught bin Laden.
Hang on a second.
Bin Laden was literally the godfather of al-Qaeda.
Why wouldn't you want to interrogate that dude?
Didn't he deserve to be waterboarded at Guantanamo to extract the information?
The whole thing was a scam and it was utilized to benefit who?
America?
unidentified
No.
@australiantalk
Australia?
No.
Israel?
Damn straight.
Netanyahu answer the questions.
Who were those dancing Israelis?
elijah schaffer
Well, who were they?
But also, what does it benefit the U.S. to destabilize the Middle East?
Like, there's no benefit.
And I think what I don't like, though, and I think what's very interesting is people just assume, oh, well, you don't like Jewish people.
But that's a weird thing because there's a lot of really great Jews ain't Zionists.
Yeah, there's a lot of Jewish people that I know that are not Zionists.
And there's also a difference between a real Zionist and then whatever people say when they say they're Zionists.
Like when a Christian says they're a Zionist, they're more just going like, oh, like, I think Israel should exist.
And I don't think people are really fighting at this point to say Israel shouldn't exist.
Maybe they are.
I don't see that as a tag.
I think it's like, it's the ironic nature that Israel, for instance, is expelling African migrants because they don't want them in their country.
20,000 Eritreans, and they're sending them to Western countries.
@australiantalk
They're not down with multiculturalism all of a sudden.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if you see there's like Jews for diversity in the U.S., but they're not for diversity in Asia.
@australiantalk
Asia for Asians, Africa for Africans, white countries for everybody.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just think that it's a double standard.
And we're Adam, right?
So they want to destroy us.
I guess it's like revenge for the Roman Empire destroying their country initially.
And people go, well, why do you talk about it?
Well, if there's a nation out there that pretends to be an ally, but wants to destroy us, and the people generally actually hate us.
And when you're a Christian, you go there and they attack you.
I'm probably not pro that country.
Do I want it to not exist?
No, I'm not even, I'm not that extreme.
I'm not seeking to destroy any country.
I just don't want to be fighting for another country's interests, right?
Like that's, that's a huge issue.
I don't want to be fighting for another nation's interests.
I will say, though, with the haters tweet, Donald Trump said this, every time I speak of the haters and losers, I do so with great love and affection.
They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up.
@australiantalk
Dance straight.
elijah schaffer
Don't you love that one?
@australiantalk
You know, this is what America needs.
It's John Wayne, right?
And it's no apologies.
And that's the way it's got to be because that's the way it's going to be.
elijah schaffer
I want to bring up, okay, let's get into some funny, I guess there were some videos I wanted to show on that.
@australiantalk
It's amazing to me that the people who murdered Christ right now are all about hating Christians.
That doesn't make any sense.
So they don't like the finger being pointed back at them.
You know, they've got to destroy that wall, otherwise help America build theirs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I got to bring this up.
We got to look at WTF.
We got to look at these ones.
These are videos that don't make sense and we've got to watch them.
Did that cue?
I think so.
Yeah, we're queuing this.
Let's get into it.
Well, if you didn't hate the mainstream media enough as is, I want to point you out Axios has come out with something that's both hilarious and should disturb you though.
They were giving a warning, not about drugs, but about a different kind of ice.
They said ice is appearing everywhere, from ice drinks to ice sculptures all at once.
It's crazy, right?
Ice, this is a new phenomenon that has hit the planet Earth.
While this ICE trend is mostly about harmless fun, the growing prevalence of drought and water insecurity point to a future where ice will be at an ever greater premium.
@australiantalk
Let's go into the ice business.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, dude, we need to get into water because this is, they're telling us what they're going to do when they're saying that.
But also, I love where it's like, ice.
It's appearing everywhere.
All of a sudden, there's these frozen cubes.
You'll see them in the restaurants.
unidentified
And you're like, I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
So you're just telling me that you're going to find a way to bring taxes on ice on white supremacy.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
Is they're going to bring taxes on machine ice machines or quantities that restaurants can use.
They're going to create taxes on refrigeration.
That's all that I'm seeing.
And somebody laughed, but also remember, this is how they talked about red meat three to four years ago.
And now a lot of people can't afford to eat red meat.
They said, oh, it's going to become a luxury.
It's going to become a luxury.
But they talk about ice.
Like, what's hot?
Ice.
How lazy is this?
This looks like it was like, look at this overall.
Like, look at this image, this stock image they chose on Axios.
And then, like, the title, what's hot?
Ice.
Shouldn't the hot be theoretically capitalized on a title?
Like, isn't that so tough?
@australiantalk
Is that, you know, ordinarily, I'd think it should have said, what's hot?
Ice, spice.
But they didn't decide to put her there in a picture of her there doing her thing.
But just remember, ladies and gentlemen, every time you put ice in your glass to cool down your drink, you're stealing ice away from polar bears in Antarctica, according to El Gore.
Stop that right now.
Greta isn't happy.
How dare you?
elijah schaffer
Do you know?
Where is that?
Where is that?
I think I just had brought that up.
You just mentioned Greta.
Didn't you just mention Greta?
@australiantalk
Her name was mentioned.
elijah schaffer
Her name was mentioned.
I do have a picture of her, too, that's supposed to be.
@australiantalk
What a disservice to her entire life her parents gave her.
Like, it's just horrible what her parents did to her.
They monetized their own daughter, and they actually didn't even make her a Hollywood starlit.
They didn't even let her get banged out by Harvey Weinstein.
They instead gave her to Klaus Schwab and the United Nations delegation.
And they've run trains on poor little Greta.
And now she's 18 and it's a horrible situation.
elijah schaffer
Well, I love that.
She's into OnlyFans now, right?
Destroy my pussy and not my planet.
But it also reminded me, Kez was with little baby E, and she bought, she buys him like a ton of books.
Girls, you know that, guys, you know this.
We'll get back to the ice story.
But she sent me a page from one of the books she bought him.
And I just went, wow, I'm going to read this out loud.
This is from his book that she's reading him today at home.
@australiantalk
Read it with a Spanish accent.
unidentified
Oh, what?
Like an essay or just like full essay style.
Oh, yeah, I love little pussy.
I love little pussy.
Her coat is so warm.
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
She said, you know, he says, ah, like, like, I said, I not pull on her tail, not drive away from her, but pussy and I together will play.
ASA, what's up?
She will sit by my side on me.
And I'll give her some food.
And she'll like me because I am gentle.
elijah schaffer
And I guess I'm going to Asian now.
I got to get off this.
But I said, I love little pussy.
That's my son is getting taught correct.
He loves, but I hope that you mean by little as in not like Epstein Little because that would, that let's not go there.
But it says, I love little pussy.
Her coat is so warm.
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
That is some serious time-specific poetry that wouldn't work today.
unidentified
I won't drive her away, but pussy and I together will play.
elijah schaffer
I love this poem.
@australiantalk
Yeah, who was the author?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Because I think it matters quite a bit, right?
You know, if that was a dude, that wouldn't fly and questions would be asked.
But more importantly, it's overtly sexual.
Sure enough, of course, infants and toddlers have got no idea what this means.
elijah schaffer
This is old.
It's like 100 years old.
This is like from the 20s, I think she said.
@australiantalk
I thought back then they called pussy something different.
So it's a bit like faggotry.
Like back then, it would have been said, hey, yeah, I'm a good, happy faggot.
But nowadays, if you say that, it means something different.
So perhaps we're attributing something to little pussies that actually wasn't common or the norm back in the day.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
And back from the pussy story.
@australiantalk
Are they innocent?
They're not innocent.
elijah schaffer
Back from the pussy story.
Ice is exotically shaped cubes, boozy popsicles, or suffusing your coffee.
I don't even know what that word means.
Suffusing?
You know what that is?
Suffusing?
Suffusing your coffee?
@australiantalk
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I never heard of it.
Is having its moment in the zeitgeist.
Why it matters?
During record hot summer, when ice bound places are melting rapidly, it makes sense that ice, a commodity we take for granted until it grows scarce, has turned chic.
When was ice not like, when was ice not popular?
Like, since, okay, ice has always existed.
It's frozen.
It's a form of water, right?
So it's a form of matter.
It's a solid.
But also, when was ice not popular?
Like, it's like, it's gotten chic today.
Ice is just, it's great because it makes drinks cold.
But I don't, like, they say this stuff.
That's why I hate journalists.
And I hope that they all die.
You know what I mean?
Like, the world would be better if they all died.
Do I want to hurt them?
No.
I just want them to experience the same outcome that they wished us for not getting vaccinated, right?
So I just want them to experience the life that they wanted us to have.
And when I say die, do I mean really have them die?
No, obviously not.
But arrest them?
Yes.
@australiantalk
Send them to God.
He'll sort them out.
elijah schaffer
I'm sending them to prison at the very least.
But it says, driving the news, ice is popping up everywhere all at once.
Cocktail culture, bartenders, appliance maker, LG trademark term craft ice, elaborate ice sculptures, coffee purveyors from Duncan to Starbucks.
Cold has certainly surprised us all at Starbucks.
No, it didn't, because I'm not a fucking bitch.
Like, I don't...
Cold...
Ooh, this is a little cold drink.
I'm surprised.
I'm not surprised by ice.
I am surprised when people, like when I used to date and a girl would be cold to me, I wasn't even surprised then because women are cold as fuck these days.
Am I wrong or am I right?
@australiantalk
Well, ice has always been helpful in a bedroom when you wanted to get super erotic and lay the kink down on your woman, right?
And they thought that it's good for them to rub ice around dudes' nipples, but we're not down with that.
We'd rather.
Are we on Rumble?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're on Rumble and locals only.
@australiantalk
Okay, yeah, so we'd rather do things with ice with our women to tantalize them, to heighten their sensations, to make them shiver just a little bit more than what they ordinarily would.
elijah schaffer
Are we getting kink lessons from well?
@australiantalk
Ice is quite erotic in the right environment.
And women know that.
Women understand that.
I think women have been brought up to speed with how they can utilize ice in their mouth while performing a certain task on men.
They prefer to do that because they like the hot and cold dynamic of that.
They think that works well with us.
That's up to the individual, I guess.
unidentified
Also, the people that were saying, eh, what's up?
elijah schaffer
That was not Spanish.
I think that was Mexican.
That was bean dip type of stuff.
@australiantalk
It was border cross.
Let's take these little kids and we've got caravans of children here and we're going to make use of them.
elijah schaffer
Hey, you're checking at them henus?
You know, they always ask me that.
Jacking at the henus.
@australiantalk
Are they beaners?
elijah schaffer
That's technically no.
It depends who you talk to, because I think Beaners is a...
I think I've met more Hispanic people or, like, Latin people offended by Latinx than by Beaner.
I think Beaner's one of those ones that people use it, like, almost like when white people are like, dude, you're being, like, trashy.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's like, dude, stop.
Like, I have a lot of Mexican friends growing up.
And like.
@australiantalk
So beaners are like trailer park drinks.
No, no, well, like Mexican.
elijah schaffer
Like the word beaner, it depends.
It really depends how you use it.
I wouldn't say that that brown people are as offended by that as like black people are by saying the n-word.
Like even Rumble doesn't want you saying the N-word on here on their website.
You can't, there's a few things they don't want you saying.
But like Beaner wouldn't get you in trouble.
But I think like if you if you if you walked up to some like Vataloco like brown brother and you were like yo fuck you beaner then if you're as a white guy they're gonna like take it as a hate like induced like you're aggressive and they'll shoot you anyways even if you didn't even say beaner and you go hey you motherfucker they'll still probably shoot you They also like to stab and they use brass knuckles.
@australiantalk
But so they're the coyotes.
elijah schaffer
But no, no, no, no.
These are just like the Vataloco boys.
unidentified
These are like the varios.
elijah schaffer
The vario.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
The vario.
Oh, yeah, what's up, homes?
unidentified
What you?
@australiantalk
Shout out to La Raza.
elijah schaffer
What you doing, homes?
Yeah, there's these guys.
But I think like, like, I've, I, most of my friends were Mexican growing up because I grew up in Los Angeles.
And like, I'd be like, if they would, like, you know, like do something ghetto, like just start like eating beans with their hands or like, you know, like just eating rice and stuff.
They would do like some real ghetto shit, like a lot of Mexican people would.
And I like Mexican people.
I thought I found them to be very friendly.
There was just like a bit of a trashiness to the culture in LA that was like, I never, they, they're like people's lawns weren't done well and stuff.
But my best friend growing up was like a rich Jamaican Mexican guy.
So he had a nice house and stuff.
unidentified
However, well, he doesn't speak like that.
elijah schaffer
No, he was a nice guy.
But you know, you'd be like, hey, stop being such a beaner.
And they wouldn't get mad about it.
Well, they wouldn't get mad about it.
But I think that that phrase probably is more sensitive today because everybody's sensitive.
Where like when I was growing up, nobody seemed to care.
But I bet you if you went into high school and you were even joking with a Mexican friend and you used that phrase, you'd probably get suspended or something.
unidentified
Will they be like, eh, Oms, you called me a beaner?
@australiantalk
Is that a bit like that or not really like that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I just wouldn't say it.
Like, I wouldn't use it unless you're with a friend and they know that you're comfortable with them and that you're having fun.
Just like if you're like, when I was in high school, your black friends would let you use the N-word.
Like they wouldn't get mad if you were their friend.
Okay.
And but now, I bet you even if you were the friend with a black guy and you said it at school, you could probably still get suspended.
Like it doesn't matter.
It's just like you don't say those things.
So I think, I don't know, where's our Latinos in the chat?
Is that true?
Is that phrase still very offensive?
I think.
@australiantalk
Where's AOC when we need to?
elijah schaffer
Well, like, here's the thing.
And people that would like, you know, get upset about that or clip that out.
Like, I mean, if you say abo in the US, it means nothing.
But here, people, I've even had a star clerk tell me to not use the phrase above.
@australiantalk
100%.
It's derogatory and it's horrible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I think beaner is a derogatory word.
I think it's a derogatory word that is not really used because when you're talking about a Hispanic person that's trash, you just say it's ghetto.
Like, you know, oh, it's just a ghetto Mexican guy.
You don't usually say like, oh, he's a beaner.
You're just like, oh, he's a, I think it's like, I don't think it's used at all.
Like, I don't think it's used.
You get when someone says the N-word what they mean, but I feel like if you're talking about a ghetto Latino, you just say, he's ghetto.
@australiantalk
So you shouldn't rock up to a food truck in Santiago, which serves Mexican food and say, hey, Bina, I want some beans on my burrito, Bina.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't say that in LA.
I'll say genuinely, I wouldn't go up to a Latino person in LA and call them a beaner as a white guy because there is a lot of racial tension in Los Angeles.
@australiantalk
What about women?
If you're trying to pick up a hoochie, can you go up there and say, hey, Bina, instead of, hey, Mamaseta?
elijah schaffer
I look at you, you say it with a.
So do you know that Australians say the N-word with the A and the hard R the same because they don't pronounce their R's, but they can tell when someone's saying it differently.
Same with Beaner.
Say it again.
@australiantalk
Beaner.
elijah schaffer
No, in your actual accent.
@australiantalk
Beana.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They say Bina.
So I don't know what that even means.
However, I think a Latina girl, if you called her a Haina, that's a little bit like, or like, what are those girls again?
Like the, who are the Hoochie girls again?
What are the ones?
Can you guys, who have, who has the big hoop earrings, the Latina chicks, the big hoop earrings?
What are they called again?
@australiantalk
Mamasetas.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why I forgot.
@australiantalk
They're certainly not Chaniquas.
elijah schaffer
No, Why am I forgetting?
All the girls get into this.
They put a lot of hairspray in, a lot of gel.
Can we get back into this?
What is it?
Oh, why?
I've been around so many white people in Australia.
@australiantalk
Are they the ones that call their dogs puppy?
elijah schaffer
Oh, chola, cholita.
unidentified
Yeah, ah, cholita.
elijah schaffer
So you could go into calling her like a chola cholita.
Cholita.
unidentified
Ah, mi quier adita.
Ayayan.
Hola amigo.
Mayabas iliago.
@australiantalk
You know, we're going to go and have Mexican for lunch now after the show, bro.
unidentified
Se cuando, mi traban, trabajando en la ciodad de los handales.
@australiantalk
You're like Speedy Gonzalez on steroids at the moment.
unidentified
Es importante habla.
En ayo hablaning en español rapedo.
Porque mi español es puimar.
@australiantalk
You could marry Selma Hayek as well.
All you've got to do is be Billy now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and that was my attempt to pretend to speak Spanish there.
That was actually some Spanish.
Did anyone understand that?
@australiantalk
Well, Quentin Tarantino had Selma Hayek in from dust till dawn, hoping to get a little bit of Latin.
But he got nothing, as a matter of fact.
George Clooney snatched that away from him and laid the smack down.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I love, I'll be honest, though.
There's a lot of Hispanic people that I love a lot, but I really don't like.
Okay, so there's some really good things and bad things to Hispanic culture.
One of the things that I don't understand, and the Hispanic viewers will know this.
Someone said cholas are hot.
Somebody will know this for sure is there is like this thing where they will feed you, and even if they're poor, they will give you food and they want to make sure you're fed well.
We're like, Australia is a very like egalitarian society.
You bring your own stuff.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's just not how it is with the Hispanics.
They will just, they will give you the last of their.
@australiantalk
They want to feed you.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
@australiantalk
They're very generous.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
They're very generous people.
The most hospitable.
Yes.
Dude, very good hospitality.
And their parties are so relaxed.
So I love and hate Hispanic parties.
I hate them because they always invite some ghetto-ass cousins.
You know this.
He's always drinking too many modellos.
It's always the cousin who's eating the primo.
He's primo.
And they just call him primo.
He's the cousin, okay?
He's the fucking cousin.
He is primo.
Okay.
Is that correct for Spanish?
That is.
Okay.
Yeah.
Primo.
That's not uncle, is that?
No, that's not.
That's not uncle.
I don't think that is.
So he's primo, right?
And and they always have a great taco truck, right?
@australiantalk
Love it.
elijah schaffer
Now, being autistic, I was really upset with the textures and I can have them all separate, but I grew up to love it.
You have taco trucks.
It's always like unlimited alcohol.
Like they just have like tequila on the tables and like ice chests of beer.
@australiantalk
It's illegal to have unlimited alcohol at licensed venues in Australia.
There might be a civil war.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, literally.
So they always have unlimited alcohol, which is great.
It's never like looked down upon to drink a lot.
Like you can just like start ripping shots in the first 10 minutes going there and nobody's going to judge you.
It's like, oh, everyone's like, we're all taking tequila shots.
It's like 11 on a Sunday.
@australiantalk
That's like a good time.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's super fun.
@australiantalk
But sambreros, 357s on a holster.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Someone says T.O. is uncle, but it's Primo.
But then there's always some fucking scary ass motherfucking bald guy that was in prison and he's like just sits there in his like khaki unicolor, you know, like Dickie's outfit.
And he's just staring at you from the corner.
We're getting real LA culture here.
And it's like, you just kind of feel like a fight's going to break out.
He always gets too drunk and he gets in a fight with his girl and she slaps him.
And there's always some drama.
Also, it's always in a backyard without grass.
Why do all the Mexicans have shitty yards in the front and then dirt in the back of their house?
So it's just dirty.
It's just dirt ass and concrete.
Every Mexican party is on dirty ass dirt and concrete.
@australiantalk
It's material to bury bodies quickly.
elijah schaffer
And they rent these like these gazebos, these like tents.
And then the music is pretty cool.
I honestly don't mind regatone and that kind of shit in the vibe, right?
When you got all the Latinas, the Latinos, and you got the taco truck.
I'll get down.
And they're not like blacks where they like judge you for dancing poorly.
They're like, oh, white boy wants to dance.
They're like, you know, like, gringo, gringo, right?
So they're actually supportive.
So I like that aspect.
However, it brings down your house value.
The loud, loud parties on the, there's no even reason, right?
You're like, hey, what is this party about?
unidentified
It's like, my, my Ninja, she got baptized.
elijah schaffer
You're like, yo, we're getting lit and wasted on a Sunday because someone got baptized.
All right.
What religion is this?
But it's fun, but it's like, it's like when you're like to have an exam in the morning and then like Primo is like having a rager at like three in the morning.
@australiantalk
Wait a second.
Did you see the clip?
It was on Twitter a couple of days ago.
The cartel was having a gender party or a baby announcement for somebody.
elijah schaffer
Whatever it was.
@australiantalk
And the plane, they literally brought in a Cessna plane to fly over the property whilst they were all waiting there and dropped the smoke out the back.
Was it going to be red or blue?
So the plane came flying over the crowd.
And as it did, it tried to do like a barrel roll, but one of the wings snapped off.
So the plane crashed in front of the cartel after the gender reveal, but they were still all celebrating and laughing and cool because it was announced it was a girl.
Nobody ran to the fireball.
Nobody cared.
They're like, eh, he's gone down.
They're bringing another plane.
It's cool.
It was amazing to see.
elijah schaffer
Apparently, he's also like one of three people that have died doing that in the last year.
Like it's been, people have been dying in crop dusters doing gender reveals.
It's just happening on a regular basis.
@australiantalk
I don't want to get in that plane.
They're like, you're going to get in the plane.
And so he's like, but it isn't safe.
They're like, it'll be safe if it lands.
But it doesn't land.
Wings break off literally as it's flying.
And they're like, yeah, we'll just get another one.
The cartel, they have resources.
elijah schaffer
Well, see, I was going to say, the best thing about these Mexican parties is no one even knows why they're there.
So like it could be, it could be your party and it's not your party.
It's the family's party, right?
And people will not even acknowledge you.
Like, and that's, this is one of my favorite things.
I used to run a photo booth company.
And so it was a lot of fun running photo booths.
I just left it unattended.
And I would just like drink with the family and then like sometimes leave my car out front and Uber home.
It's my own company.
I can drink on the job.
But I would just like have a good time.
And I remember, yeah, there were some crazy situations like that, you know, that had happened in my life that I, there's some of these things I can't get into all the stories now, but tell me if I'm wrong, chat.
Tell me, am I wrong on my understanding of Latino parties and stuff?
This is why it's so sad.
You know, it could be a lot of fun if you let me be a lot of fun.
Complain all you want, but I have a good time.
And let's see.
Am I being right about those that, like, someone mentioned Soto Avenue?
Don't go there.
Don't go to...
Dude, you've got to remember.
For a year of my life, I went to Cal State LA.
That's in the fucking armpit of LA.
That is one of the worst areas.
That is the equivalent of like going to Ab.
That's like going to like Darwin and hanging out in like the block, you know, in like some shire, like some like state-funded shire for Aboriginals.
@australiantalk
You might get a spear chucked at you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, no, me, like, like, Cal State LA is like, cultural enrichment.
And there's no grass at Cal State LA because it's a Mexican school and they love concrete and dirt.
That shit's real.
Mexicans, El Salvadorians, what the fuck's up with your lawns and shit?
Get some fucking...
For a culture that's known for taking care of people's lawns, why are they not good at taking care of their own?
I don't know.
But I also love, lastly, my favorite part about Hispanic culture is they're very family-oriented and very faith-oriented.
They'll fucking shoot people.
@australiantalk
They are beautiful people.
elijah schaffer
And they'll pray over the dead body.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Like 100%.
elijah schaffer
The gang violence, they still know the value of life.
@australiantalk
Well, they got the Day of the Dead as well, don't they?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, not MS-13, but I would say Hispanics are more understanding of the value of life.
So you're much more likely to get shot at a black gathering because black people just start sh you don't see a lot of like Hispanic gatherings where they just shoot each other randomly.
@australiantalk
But Hispanic gangs shoot straight, but the African-American honey, they're like this, this, this.
They're popping caps wherever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, everyone's like spot on.
unidentified
Okay, good.
elijah schaffer
We got Jamie's like spot on.
Yeah, this is true.
This is very true.
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