Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Has Everyone LOST Their F***ING Minds?!

June 1, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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	Well, checking in on America.
	How are you guys doing?
	Go, go, go, go, go.
	You're fucked.
	Shit, shit, shit.
	It's not popping.
	It's not popping.
	Well, it looks like everything is going pretty well out there in the United States.
	Glad to check in on you.
	Everybody's lost their damn minds.
	It is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States, and this is another episode of Nightly Offensive.
	Let's get down.
	Oh, what happened to music?
	I don't know.
	I don't know what happened.
	Why does the music ever stop?
	It keeps stopping playing in the middle of this, Kaylin.
	Welcome to the show, Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your host, Kaylin Dalmeida.
	I'm an on-the-ground reporter, and you can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at from Kaylin.
	Very shadow banned on Instagram.
	But you'll have to spell.
	It's a lot of letters.
	It's a lot of letters for the Harvard scholars to type out.
	But hey, just give it a shot.
	Give it a shot.
	Give me a follow.
	We got some crazy stuff coming up with this month of June.
	Pride month.
	We're going to be very prideful.
	It's going to be exciting.
	You're going to see all debauchery and degeneracy.
	Much like that video.
	You know what's crazy?
	I saw a video of a normal subway train or bus or whatever in another country.
	It was normal.
	There were people just sitting and standing and just trying to get from point A to point B.
	But in America, who gives a shit about anyone else?
	Fuck you all.
	You're yourself too, by the way.
	Just let the fucking explosives blow yourself up.
	That's actually the outcome, I feel like.
	That was a good outcome.
	Happy Pride, everybody.
	Blow yourselves up, apparently.
	That's the message we're getting today from Kaylin Dalmeida.
	You're cutting a little bit in and out there, though.
	So it's even better because you said blow yourself and then it cut out.
	And I felt like maybe you pulled the string and you just gave up and you were finally like, you know what?
	It's over because we had Gay Appreciation Month.
	We had HIV recognition month.
	And now we're about to head into the gayest month ever.
	This is, yeah, yeah, we're really excited.
	We're really excited.
	I'm really excited.
	You're really excited.
	And we've got a show for you.
	Kaylin, it is so good to see you.
	I'm happy to have you here.
	Don't forget, guys, if you want to support the show, you can support it on ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	Join the community.
	You can join it no matter what.
	But it's a non-queer community.
	But they are retarded and has a lot of weirdos.
	Let's talk about some of this crazy stuff happening today.
	It's getting weird in the Matrix.
	James O'Keefe's being sued for journalism.
	let's get into it well i know it doesn't shock you caitlin Nothing shocks you.
	But this just came out today.
	James O'Keefe is being sued by Project Veritas.
	We won't even get so much into this today, but I thought this is a funny start to it because he's being sued apparently for journalisming.
	Let's look at this story for a second before we even discuss it.
	He was just on Tim Pool, but this is still pretty funny.
	Project Veritas, the undercover journalism organization, is suing its founder, James O'Keefe, asking a federal judge to stop James O'Keefe from working as a journalist.
	Well, Project Veritas is not paying O'Keefe.
	They argue in the lawsuit that he shouldn't be allowed to work and his company should be shut down.
	It's almost like people getting you to change your channel name from slightly offensive is slightly off TV.
	Being known as the founder of an organization does not entitle that person to run amok and put his own interests ahead of that organization.
	The lawsuit states: Defendant James O'Keefe failed in his duties to plaintiff Project Veritas, causing it serious and significant damage.
	O'Keeffe must be held accountable, as must the organization O'Keeffe created, defendant Transparency for suborning his violations.
	Similarly, two individuals formerly affiliated with plaintiffs, defendants RC Maxwell.
	Shout out, RC, we love you, and Anthony Latropoulos, sounds like an infection, breached their own contracts with plaintiffs for the benefit of the OMG, the lawsuit claims.
	It's an employee agreement.
	So, what's so insane about this is, and I've brought this up so many times of why the right wing loses.
	It's like nobody wants anyone to win, and nobody cares if James O'Keefe is successful.
	That they want is a power control and money in investments.
	And what Project Veritas is mad about is nobody shares their stuff anymore besides the mega grifters that have no backbone, no standards, no loyalty.
	They have nothing to give, and nobody's sharing their stuff.
	So, they're mad.
	So, they're like, Well, let's just go after James and go after him on some arbitration.
	And you know how well that works, suing your old colleagues.
	That's not bitter bitch, you know, you know, mindset there.
	So, I mean, seriously, fuck these people for that.
	I shouldn't be cursing, but seriously, this is retarded.
	It is.
	It's stupid, right?
	They got rid of him for whatever reason.
	I can't remember.
	It's everything gets dragged out with stuff like this, but they're coming back.
	They're coming back to bite his head off.
	They're coming back to destroy OMG, well, O'Keefe Media Group, and that's where he's working now.
	That's where he's putting all his efforts now.
	And no one's sharing their stuff, which is sad, which is sad, but they did it to themselves, right?
	They did it to themselves because they're actually, there is some people who are doing some good stuff.
	Montgomery, he's a hacker, and he, you know, he hacks like weird traps, and he's working with us and he's doing some actually good stuff.
	So, it's sad because him have something valuable to add to society, but then they get sucked in with Project Veritas, who has a bad reputation with just everyone now because to James O'Keefe.
	And now, they're saying, no, no, no, no, because of the contract, he can't do anything.
	He just has to sit there and do nothing.
	And it should be illegal, and we need to stop him from doing anything at all.
	It's just like, pull your head out of your ass.
	You bunch of assholes.
	No one likes you guys.
	That's the way I feel.
	Yeah, I do.
	I'm going to switch off your camera, Vest.
	If you just disconnect and reconnect real quickly back into the phone call, I'm just going to pull you off here as we continue talking about the story just because your connection was breaking up there.
	But yeah, guys, to tell you the truth here, what's happening, he's going to jump right in in a second.
	Project Veritas is being, they're literally going in here and they're suing him for literally doing journalism.
	They said that James O'Keeffe was suspended in early February as the CEO of Project Veritas and O'Keeffe's subsequent resignation followed an internal battle between O'Keeffe and members of Project Veritas Advisory Board.
	The battle arose in an aftermath of highly public battle, which took place there in a large pharmaceutical company, Pfizer.
	So they broke the information, right?
	They ended up breaking this news story.
	And then shortly after, they release O'Keeffe.
	Now we're seeing this, right?
	We saw with Gavin Wax.
	We've seen with Tucker Carlson.
	You mightn't have known some other names out there of people who are effective, who were having a, you know, changing a little bit of the dialogue, being able to put their voice into the narrative.
	And they have to remove them.
	They have to get them out.
	I'm going to check back in.
	Let's see if are we back yet?
	No, he's not back.
	He's coming back.
	We'll get him back.
	But it is maddening.
	It is absolutely insanity.
	And I don't really know what to do about this because when you go after somebody after they leave your company, you try to prevent them from getting work.
	That's what the right wing keeps doing.
	They don't just fire people.
	They try to destroy their reputation, which they did to O'Keefe, right?
	They try to destroy his reputation.
	And now they don't want him to work.
	They don't want him to even do journalism.
	This is why I've said they don't care about arriving at any at any destination.
	We lose because we deserve to lose.
	That's point in case.
	That's it.
	That's the only reason why we continue to lose.
	And I'm going to talk more about this.
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	We got Kaylin back in the show as well.
	Sorry about that.
	Oh, and he is vaporizing.
	Yeah, let's get a little.
	Hey, you know, I was looking at those today.
	I go, hey, that's, you know, maybe that's a good alternative.
	Wow.
	You got frozen there for a second.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Do you have bad upload speeds?
	I guess, dude, it's low.
	We don't have fiber here.
	There's no fiber.
	Dude, there's no fiber.
	So if you're not getting fiber in your diet and you're not getting fiber or internet, you're going to have a lot of problems.
	Yeah, well, there's no fiber in this, like basically this entire country either.
	It's pretty, pretty garbage.
	But I will tell you, we have some good news coming out in a couple of weeks, some new partnerships.
	This show is going to be expanding.
	You guys are not going to want to miss it.
	We have some really good people that have decided to invest in the show and sort of take it to a great direction, which is awesome.
	But your last thoughts on that, Kaylin, as we jump into this, you know, with Project Veritas, like you've worked in this industry long enough to know exactly what I'm talking about.
	Behind the scenes, there is like, it's just basically a movement infiltrated by feminist homosexuals and greedy, greedy Middle Eastern interested donors, I guess you could call them.
	It's people who are just looking for, you know, the next cash grab, the next clout chase.
	And it's like when you're literally now suing someone to stop doing something that helps an entire like movement of people, you know that this is some, this is some shit you could get canceled for probably really talking about what the real motives are behind it, or they'll sue you too, because they do have money.
	And a lot of these guys are bad homebreys.
	Yeah, I mean, you just look at the situation.
	The situation is going to get rid of James O'Keefe, but we're also going to make sure he can't do anything else.
	That's what that is.
	It's putting him into this prison, essentially.
	And, you know, he's going to, he's, hopefully God be with him, right?
	Because he does some good stuff.
	He does really good stuff.
	And he always had he was Project Veritas.
	Everything that they put, that was him.
	So now that they're not.
	It's just, it just, you can't write this stuff.
	You can't even write it in a script.
	Like, could make this up.
	You know how I know?
	Because if Hollywood was any good at writing anything, we'd have much better movies.
	But instead, we get little mermaid, you know?
	But anyway, it's a scam.
	James O'Keefe does great stuff.
	Project Veritas.
	And can you remind me?
	What was the thing that they got rid of him for?
	They said that he was mean.
	Is that what it was?
	They said he was mean or that he was rude or something to his employees.
	What was it?
	Yeah, they just said that he was spending money inappropriately or something.
	He was taking too many cars that were black vehicles or something like from Uber.
	And the guy was apparently misappropriating funds and he was apparently mean.
	But that's always the, it's always the complaint, right?
	It's the person was mean.
	They were sexist.
	They misused cars.
	And it's just like stupidity.
	It doesn't hold up in court usually.
	But I do want to bring up something kind of insane that did happen as well, which is something that I was kind of surprised about was that the CEO, well, I guess, I guess, I don't know if he's the CEO.
	He might be the founder technically or the son of the founder, part of the family.
	Chick-fil-A's Dan Kathy went full woke and talked about how every white person should get on their knees and shine black people's shoes with a sense of shame, a sense of embarrassment for racial justice.
	This literally actually shocked me here.
	It's about two minutes, but I think it's worth the watch.
	This is, again, the associated family founder of Chick-Fili, which is the Lord's Chicken, which we always, you know, which is notoriously known for being anti-pride, anti-gay, coming out ahead of Pride Month, trying to let people know, no, our chicken is woke.
	It's kind of crazy.
	Watch this.
	Some of our closing moments here, but a story that was shared with me by a dear friend.
	He shared with me about a revival that was taking place in a church in Texas.
	And at that revival on the front seat, it was an older African-American, young older African-American American man that was sitting there.
	And this young man got up that was there in that service.
	And he'd been so gripped with conviction about the racism that was in that local community in a small town in Texas that he took a shoebrush and he walked over to this elderly gentleman and he knelt on his knees and began to shine his shoes.
	And tears began to flow in that service.
	It was an attitude of conviction.
	So I invite folks just to put some words to action here.
	And if we need to find somebody that needs to have their shoes shine, we need to just go right on over and shine their shoes.
	And whether they got tennis shoes on or not, maybe they got sandals on.
	It really doesn't matter.
	But there's a time in which we need to have some personal action here.
	Maybe we need to give them a hug, too.
	And some stock in Chick-fil-A.
	But I bought about 1,500 of these and I gave it to all our Chick-fil-A operators and staff a number of years ago.
	And so any expressions of a contrite heart, of a sense of humility, a sense of sh.
	No, I think this might be a little bit.
	I think I've ever seen this might be a little bit older than what it was published as.
	The person who published it, not exactly have the best reputation for being accurate, I could say.
	I will just leave it at that.
	But I'm not going to say any names.
	However, this goes along with a long list of the company moving towards wokeness.
	And the reason why I wanted to bring this up is because something that did happen recently is they just hired a VP of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
	So Chick-fil-A allegedly just hired a DEI controller in their executive department to begin this new movement, which we know is called DAI, because it ends up killing the culture of your entire business.
	Diversity, equity, inclusion just means more gay stuff, less white people, more women, more HR departments, more complaints.
	And it creates a terrible environment.
	And Chick-fil-A is known for its culture.
	It's known for its quality.
	And I just think it's kind of stupid that they would go down this direction.
	I don't know if they had a choice, though, because it seems like every company is going this way.
	Yep.
	I used to work at Chick-fil-A.
	So if there was any Chick-fil-A that you could work at that would be gay, it would be one in California.
	And I got to be honest, they hired a lot of gay people.
	There was no, they've always been that way, right?
	The front counter employees, it's either Christian men and women or gay people who are really nice.
	Don't have a problem with saying my pleasure.
	And listen, I also take issue, right?
	Because this biblical example of, you know, washing someone's feet, this is what they're doing.
	They're trying to draw the parallel between Jesus taking the towel, the only towel that he's got on, and he cleans the feet of his disciple.
	Now, that's a huge, huge in there because we're talking about God.
	We're talking about God in flesh cleaning his creation's feet.
	Now, this is why it's bizarre because this is a white guy who's like, I'm not better than you, but also let me do what Jesus did because I'm not better than you, or I am better than you, and I'm cleaning your shoes, but kind of not really.
	He didn't really shine the shoes.
	He took like one of those brushes that's used for horses, and he just kind of like rubbed it on Lecrae's shoe.
	And that was weird.
	It's a weird thing.
	It's not even a correct parallel that they're trying to draw here.
	It's very bizarre, but it's not necessary.
	But I think you made a good point.
	Is this because a lot of companies are doing this?
	And actually today, I read an article that was about this ESG, DEI, all this kind of diversity, equity, inclusion stuff.
	And it may be an antitrust violation.
	It may be a violation, forcing everyone to do this kind of stuff.
	Otherwise, they get punished.
	We'll see.
	We'll see.
	But I think it's a sad day to know that Chick-fil-A is going the way of the world.
	Well, we actually have a video of this being put into place.
	I don't know if you've seen this one.
	This actually is real.
	It's verified.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	That's real, too.
	What's crazy is I'll probably get community noted on Twitter for saying this.
	I swear, Twitter is full of the biggest dumb retards in the entire world.
	Like, I don't even understand how stupid people are sometimes.
	Like, I literally, I mean, we've talked about this on here.
	It was the funniest thing.
	I posted a video of a target from a target being looted and like burned down and told everyone that it was the right wing burned down a target because they were mad because of the pride displays.
	And like, not only had I received like several hundred hate emails and messages from people about how I was retarded because I'm spreading disinformation as if like, as if they don't understand the joke of like, and then it gets fact-checked, which I thought was, I did on purpose.
	I thought that was funny.
	They're like, actually, this is left-wing extremism.
	And I'm like, that was the point, you dumb retard.
	That was the point of the post.
	But people are like, I love people who are like, I'm a patriot, you motherfucker.
	I'm a patriot.
	And I don't see this disrespect.
	I'm unfollowing you.
	And I'm like, bro, you're not just a patriot.
	You're IQ 71.
	Like, you know what I mean?
	Like, it's like 1776, IQ 76.
	You literally think, like, when I say stuff like, this is real and I verified this, which is like actually happened.
	You think that I'm being honest?
	You don't know what satire is?
	You smuck?
	I don't even understand.
	People are so stupid.
	It's like, but you have to use parody to try to communicate your point because it is funny.
	Like, you look at this in Chick-fil-A, which was, you know, this is what, this is what's sad.
	The left has nothing to be mad about anymore.
	They were mad at Chick-fil-A because Chick-fil-A was like, you know, a non-woke corporation.
	And now Chick-fil-A is a woke corporation.
	And so they got it.
	They got our last one.
	I think all they have left is like Home Depot, right?
	Maybe that's all they have left.
	Maybe.
	What about Hobby Lobby?
	Are they still holding the line?
	I don't know.
	I don't really know.
	But yeah, no, I was reading some of those comments, dude, and I was laughing because these people are really dense.
	They're really dense.
	They look at something and it's like, I knew, right?
	I saw the posts.
	We were on the ground all of 2020.
	We know what it looks like.
	We know that this definitely wasn't conservatives.
	But it was funny because you started like a trend.
	A lot of people started doing that.
	They started taking these old clips from 2020 and posting them and saying, you know, this is right-wing, right-wing extremism destroying, you know, Target or destroying this place or that place, right?
	Wendy's got burnt down by a bunch of right-wing extremists and it's actually a bunch of black people.
	And, you know, it's just funny.
	These people, they'll comment, I can't believe you would do something like this.
	Or, you know, on the other side, right?
	The leftists come and they go, wow, I can't believe that.
	Look at all these right-wingers.
	We knew you guys were violent.
	Look at you.
	Embarrassing.
	And, you know, it's just some should these people have access to the internet?
	I don't know.
	I feel like, well, this is a real article, allegedly.
	I would say allegedly because I verified it, but I don't know if they're trolling us, right?
	The rise of Latino white supremacy at a time of rising racial violence, Latinos are potential perpetrators and potential victims.
	Like, when can we ever get into a consistency like the New Yorker here?
	Because it doesn't, it doesn't make any sense to me how someone even thinks the way they do today, where they have so few problems that they begin to reinvent their own suffering.
	Like, okay, if you want to make arguments to me, let's get intellectually consistent here.
	Are there a lot of ex-Nazis that immigrated or should say were given emancipation by the West in South America?
	100%.
	Were there many that were given emancipation?
	I call it emancipation because they were freed from their slavery, you know, to have to go to court in the United States.
	Yes, that's how we got NASA and that's how we perfected our green screens and our water pool space adventures, you know?
	But on the flip side, you know, you look at Argentina, right?
	Argentina is a very white country in general.
	I think you have a Spanish, Italian influence.
	87%, 80%, 87% identifies as white.
	Right.
	It's 87% European genetics down there.
	Right.
	So I'm saying, like, so if you want to say that there is, you know, like they say, Latino white supremacy.
	Okay, there are white people, but also that's that it is Latino.
	That's not the same thing as like Aryan white supremacy.
	And also when you really think about this, like, is Nazism or even the idea of racial supremacy exclusive to white people?
	No.
	I mean, the Japanese believe they were genetically superior and exclusively better.
	You know, you have, I mean, even in South Korea, they don't like foreigners.
	They believe they're genetically superior to foreigners.
	They don't like interracial marriage.
	This is not a exclusive idea.
	So just say that there are racial superiority movements or hate movements that are a part of every single race.
	So we can stop blaming it on white supremacy.
	You say the rise of Latino hate acts or hate crimes or the rise of Latino discrimination or something like that.
	And they can't accept and grasp reality.
	So they call everything white supremacy, not realizing that these people weren't white.
	And the guy that they're mentioning here was definitely not white.
	He was definitely like full on.
	Hispanic.
	He's a Spain.
	He looked from LA.
	What's up, AC?
	From LA?
	No, this is true.
	This is true.
	And this is what people need to grasp this.
	Like, if you're watching this show and you still think, you know, only white people can be racist, I don't know how you could watch this show and think that.
	But listen, go out and tell someone that everyone is racist.
	Every culture is guilty of some form of supremacy movement within their own culture.
	Look, it's very clear.
	It's very clear.
	When you have, for example, look at Israel.
	If you go up to one of the Orthodox Jews, right?
	And you ask them, you know, are you this Gentile?
	No.
	The answer is going to always be no.
	If they're honest, no.
	The Gentiles are less.
	They don't even believe that anyone who's not Jewish should be allowed to vote.
	A lot of these Orthodox Jews.
	Good.
	I don't have a problem with that.
	And I'm not saying that because I believe in white supremacy.
	I'm just saying that like everyone is doing this, but the only people who are getting shit for it are white people.
	And there's a bigger overarching reason for that.
	Right?
	Well, white people are awesome.
	Right?
	Yeah, but white people are pretty cool.
	I got to say this.
	I do think so.
	Because actually, you know, I was on blacksupremacy.com the other day.
	And that actually, that actually was, this is the only proof that I needed to know that black people invented everything and everyone used to be black.
	Like Europe was, you know, 100% black.
	Bro, did you see the new Swedish state television history of Sweden and the Vikings?
	And they had 300.
	Yeah, the Vikings were black.
	And they were black.
	Like, they weren't just like, hey, there was some like, you know, allele frequency issues over the course of several thousand years.
	And like they lightened up.
	These were brothers.
	These were straight up gat slanging.
	What's up, mother trucker?
	My pants are below my knees.
	Brothers.
	And they were like, come to a sword done or something.
	And it's like, dude, that's not, is it an Indian accent, sir?
	Is that an Indian accent?
	Because last time I checked, the one thing you guys contributed to Sweden in the last 30 years was increases in violent rape and homicide.
	But other than that, I don't remember there being some sort of large cultural attribution.
	And they want white people to think that we were all once black, which then is confusing to me because if we were all once black, then are we still black?
	That's so do we get the award passing?
	And then, on top of that, wouldn't, wouldn't right.
	A lot of these, You know, a lot of people go, oh, you know, we, we got to get back to our root, get back to our roots.
	And the black woman, woman in I hear this a lot, I see this a lot written in words on the internet That black women are the only women who have, you know, the key to humanity in their genetics, that they're the only ones capable of creating.
	Well, it actually doesn't matter.
	The point is that, whether it be Asia or it be the Middle East, it'd be Egypt, it'd be Europe, it'd be, you know, the Americas.
	Before Christopher Columbus, everyone was black.
	Now, what's interesting, if you believe in evolution, if you're if you're somebody who believes in evolution, you get to modern day and you see that, well, all right, say we say we all came from black people.
	Well, now we're here.
	Is that evolution?
	What do you think?
	Well, I would say this.
	Evolve.
	I would say white people, white people got a blessing this week.
	We did evolve.
	We finally are back in commercials.
	Let's get into the things that make me laugh.
	We're back in commercials, everyone.
	White people.
	Causing all the world's problems, taking credit for black man's history.
	And of course, for some reason, they're all in interracial marriages in 2023.
	Oh, how crazy this world can actually be.
	But they're finally allowed in a commercial together, all white people.
	This is really good news for us.
	This is really great news.
	We're super happy.
	Let's see.
	Let's see what the censors allowed white people to be in.
	What are we all in?
	Many of us have herpes, and managing heartbreaks can be stressful.
	Yeah, we got diseases.
	You just spread diseases again.
	Nurx is available with or without health insurance.
	And you'll have a year of unlimited access to the nurse's medical team to take charge of your heartbreaks from home with nurses.
	I mean, hey, that's what I'm saying.
	Have you ever noticed this?
	They never replaced the villains.
	Like, I don't know if you saw the new Annie.
	Is that what it's called?
	The new musical?
	Not Annie.
	It's called Matilda.
	Watch the Matilda with my wife.
	Matilda, right?
	They replaced the sweet teacher, Miss Honey.
	They made her a black woman, but they left the evil, evil people in the movie, like the head of the school, as the white people.
	And that's what they do in films now.
	They leave all the villains as white, right?
	You still the Little Mermaid have Ursula still white, even though she was purple technically, but whatever, that's closer to black than the Little Mermaid.
	But still, you have Ursula, all the evil people are allowed to be white, and good people have to be black.
	And even the new, how I, what is it?
	Not how I met your mother, how to catch a dragon?
	What's that show called?
	How to Train Your Dragon?
	Yeah, isn't that?
	Isn't the new one?
	The live-action remake of it.
	They're making the, again, the Nordic white girl with blonde hair.
	Being played by a black woman with frizz, with a little frizzies, with a noodle hair, you know, a little top, a little top, Roman top.
	It's a beautiful haircut for some people, but it's not Nordic.
	I can tell you that.
	I know it's a fictitious story, but it's like they always have to replace the most white character and, if you notice too, they always replace redheads with black people.
	Go look that up on google.
	All redheads get replaced.
	So poor redheads.
	They already didn't have souls.
	Now they have no representation and they're a greater minority than blacks.
	Yeah, they're very, very small.
	Right if if if, 11 of the population, global population is uh, fair-skinned white, I suppose you could say uh, or the redheads are even a smaller percentage of that.
	So sad that they're being replaced by people who outnumber the entire population globally of whites.
	Right, you know it's a losing battle, is it?
	I'm blackpilled Elijah, i'm blackpilled.
	I don't see this getting any better.
	I know there's a lot of people out there who feel like ah, if we just get into education ah, if we just get into entertainment ah, if we just get into finance ah, if we just, you know, start buying property.
	I don't know if we just, you know, get the right candidate.
	There is no right candidate.
	I'm sorry, there's no right candidate.
	This is why you need to be a Christian okay, this is why you need to become a citizen of the Kingdom Of Heaven, because this is control.
	It's out of control.
	You're not working anything back.
	Look at what they're doing.
	Every single day.
	There's some new thing.
	It's some new thing.
	There's some new attack, and we're not uh, shocked by anything anymore, right?
	Elijah said, i'm not shocked.
	I'm not shocked, and it's true, because I expect this to happen okay, and there's really not anything you're gonna do.
	Look at it.
	Look at it.
	We, we had four years of Donald Trump and it was just delaying what was already going to happen.
	Imagine if Hillary Clinton would have been uh, would have been, would have been president.
	We, we would have had the Ukraine War already.
	They would have been screwing us.
	It's just slow, inevitable.
	I don't know.
	I think we have a limited, a limited number of years as uh, as the United States, as we know it, as we knew it, you know, I think the good times are behind us.
	Um yeah, you wash two black pills down with a cup of semen.
	That's how it feels, feels like you're getting uh throat, throated literally.
	It just feels like they, they bend you over.
	I've told every day i've been in this for five years now and i've said it feels like you wake up and you're given the option by the government and these people, do you want it in the mouth or do you want to bend over and just have it forced upon you?
	But it's like it's not really.
	There's not a good option.
	You just you just have like two, like which one's less painful, which one's less invasive, and you don't really get like any good, good chances.
	And that's how it always is.
	It's like, do you want war with Ukraine on Ukrainian soil, against Russia, or do you want war in the Middle East?
	And that's what I mean.
	It's always this like choice, right?
	Do you want, do you want a?
	Do you want a bad economy, or do you want a war with China?
	Like, do you, do you want?
	What do you want?
	Do you want a free and fair election, or do you or do you want a?
	Another covet like this is, this is the kind of questions they ask us, right?
	Oh so you want Trump?
	Well, then you get locked Down.
	And it's just something that is hard to accept.
	And I feel like the stupidity of these people, though, and the reason why we deserve it, you say we're black pilled, but we deserve it because there's a special case of people that are so stupid, right?
	They're so stupid that they make special needs students look intelligent.
	And I mean that in a very nice way.
	Special needs students?
	Intelligent?
	No.
	Kind?
	Oftentimes not, but sometimes.
	Because we've always said with disabled kids, you know, it's like always like, oh, they're so awesome.
	Not all of them.
	Here's the thing.
	I don't discriminate.
	You don't get special treatment.
	If you're a piece of shit, you are.
	And whether or not you can say my name well, or you say it with a lisp or you say it barely with one syllable at all, bro, you throw your food at me.
	We're getting down.
	But I will say that.
	It's on.
	I'm going to.
	Pull the battery pack out of your stupid wheelchair, you asshole.
	That he said that, not me.
	Condemn.
	Condemn.
	I condemn this.
	I stand for the disabled community.
	No, I no, but what I mean is like, what I mean is like, I don't like this idea of like, oh, just because someone's like, you know, like, just because someone's disabled, just because someone's black, just because someone's this, like, you should, like, feel bad or pity.
	Like, I treat everyone the same.
	And I, and I have begun to, in some ways, hate all humanity equally as well.
	But there's like these, these dumb people that they think they're smart and they go on the internet, right?
	They are so stupid.
	And they, this guy takes this clip of Bill Hayter from this show and says this perfectly illustrates America's diseased gun culture with a singular, utterly terrifying 30-second long scene in Barry.
	And this is supposed to encapsulate how Americans purchase guns.
	watch.
	Are you kidding me?
	What the fuck?
	He just says guns.
	Yeah, and then walks through the little kids aisle with toys.
	He's all strapped up.
	Yeah, totally, totally.
	That's that's how it works.
	7.1 million views.
	7.1 million views.
	And people believe this.
	Yeah, like, like, dude, my favorite part is, is when you go into perfectly illustrated.
	America's disease.
	Perfectly illustrated.
	This is somebody who's never bought a gun.
	Okay.
	This is definitely not how it works.
	They go, look, you go into a gun store.
	They're like, all right, what are you looking for?
	Do you even know what you want?
	And usually, if you don't know what you want, they're kind of rude, right?
	They're kind of like, what do you even know?
	Why are you trying to even buy a gun?
	It's like they try to discourage you from buying a gun.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Walk up to some lesbian feminazi at Walmart with a bobcut and a mullet and just walk out strapped to the boots with AR-15s.
	Yeah, literally, this is our first gun we bought to protect our house in LA.
	This is the only thing that's legal.
	That's why you think everyone in LA is gay.
	They're just, it's the only protection we have is bananas.
	So the truth is, though, like, dude, my favorite part, though, is how he walked out with the mags loaded.
	So his magazines are loaded with like incendiary.
	Let's just exaggerate.
	They have like incendiary tips.
	You know what I mean?
	These are like explosive fire, like fire combustion.
	Look at this.
	Let's put this shit on this.
	They're incendiary rounds.
	Yeah, incendiary rounds.
	Incendiary, yeah.
	Like, when do you, okay, you buy.
	When did he get body armor?
	He's got body armor on, too.
	He just walked out with a full armory.
	Dude, it's got sight surprisingly.
	Pre-installed.
	The sights are pre-installed.
	He's got like optics.
	Like, they took a tool.
	They took, like, they took like an all-in-one tool.
	And the mullet bitch is like, let me install this site on here.
	And like that woman doesn't even know her gender.
	You think she knows how to put a sight on your firearm?
	Like, girls.
	You know what's funny?
	It's like, where?
	Why didn't they?
	Why didn't they give him a helmet?
	They should have just gone all the way.
	Just go all the way.
	Get him a helmet.
	Get him some multi-cam camo.
	Get him some quad tube night vision goggles that are like, you can't even source them because they're ITAR regulated.
	Just you can go pick that up at Walmart.
	And that's the, look at it.
	She's playing Sudoku.
	Whatever.
	She's not smart enough to play Sudoku.
	But listen.
	Bro, she's not smart enough to get a gun.
	You should have walked out of her with a gunshot.
	Those are Airbnb guns.
	Dude, those are air.
	Listen, they should have just been like, hey, here's the keys to your new F-35.
	Correct.
	You said you were going to go blow up schools, right?
	We're going to be able to do that.
	Yeah, here you go.
	Bro, this is what Australians think.
	Like, I can talk to Australians and I just mess around with them and say things like, hey, like, did you know that the U.S. is like, it's really frustrating me.
	Like, oh, yeah, Mai, what's going on?
	And I'll be like, they're trying to raise Walmart's trying to require you that you show your school ID in order to purchase a bazooka.
	And they're like, oh, what?
	And like, yeah, like one of those anti-tank, you know, like classic weapons.
	Like they're actually requiring miners to prove their active students.
	You know, you have to show a school ID to actually acquire one.
	Now they're like, oh, it's a Walmart works.
	Like, yep, that's how it works.
	They think that's how our guns actually work.
	You walk in and you go guns.
	And like, as if they would let you walk out with loaded mags.
	And like, what is this?
	Like a Dollar Tree?
	Bro, imagine Dollar Tree selling like firearms.
	You know, like, I tell Australians things like that button changes it from fully automatic to fully semi-automatic.
	You know, or like you point to the, you point to the stock of the gun and you tell them that you load a bigger bullet in there.
	It's called the kill shot.
	You know, you put the bigger kill shot in there.
	And that's how they commit mass shootings, you know, with 35 kill shot extensions.
	And like, no one here knows, you know, about American firearms or just like generally about firearms unless you live in the country.
	But it's like, dude, this is the people were sharing this and were like cope harder, right-wing.
	And I just wonder how much of this is Operation Mockingbird and these horrible people using TV to make people think this is how life is.
	Like, this is not how it is.
	I wonder how many people believe this.
	I don't know.
	I mean, the agenda is pretty clear.
	The agenda is clear.
	You keep exposing people to this opinion long enough and this nonsense, these false, ridiculous notions of how things actually are.
	Obfuscate statistics.
	And soon you'll have a generation that's willing to give up the guns.
	That's the whole plan because they already know they're not going to like buy back all the guns.
	People don't want to do that.
	They're just waiting for everyone to die, right?
	They're waiting for everyone to die.
	They're waiting for the generation that's going to be like, yeah, we don't need guns.
	We're pretty much safe, you know, and we'll give them up because they're being conditioned.
	You know, this is very basic stuff, but that's why this is the way it is.
	And people would say, well, you know, other countries have guns.
	Yeah, but not like we do.
	Not like we do.
	We have, you know, this is why we can't be invaded.
	This is why we're seeing cultural jihad, for example, on American soil.
	Whatever, whatever this gay shit.
	Let's ban gay marriage, by the way.
	But yeah, all this gay stuff, all the anti-gun kill babies, everything that's going on.
	This is all because we have guns.
	I know.
	You know, I need to get a producer for this show soon.
	I'm working on it.
	I need to get a producer.
	I can actually get in these conversations and be like, yeah, yeah, let's just go buy guns from the store and let's end gay marriage today.
	This is how you get quoted in, like you know these these, uh right-wing sites.
	Like Elijah Schaefer said, let's go buy guns and end gay marriage today.
	And you're like.
	I did technically say that, but you took that out of context.
	Was it a joke?
	I'll let you decide however however, it is the stupidest show and I want to bring up a huge shout out.
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	Uh, I think i'm actually deficient in vitamin d, but that's also because since i've had a baby you saw my baby for the.
	You saw my baby a second ago.
	He, which we're not gonna say his name, but we got baby E on here, but you saw baby E was was, uh wearing what he was wearing, squirrel pants right yes yes, they were up to his neck.
	I thought it was pretty sick.
	I've not, i've not seen that in a long time.
	Return, return to tradition, bro.
	They're actually called trousers here.
	Kenz calls them trousers.
	What about knickers?
	They are nick.
	Well they that's, they are knickers.
	But the thing is is we're actually not gonna be talking about his knickers?
	We're gonna talk about lesbians here instead, which is another minority group.
	Uh, that actually exists.
	So let's look at this.
	These are the weird things that i've seen on the internet that can't make it into any category, but they make it to this one.
	This is wtf, Yef.
	look at this well if you're not already tired of talking about people that look like this which is basically just me 13 pounds heavier with glasses uh this is one of the most interesting things i found as we went to pride month We'll kind of touch on these topics.
	Apparently, lesbians do not necessarily mean what you thought they meant.
	Listen to this.
	There's a misconception that lesbian means a woman who loves other women.
	And actually, the definition is non-men who are attracted to and love other non-men.
	Throughout history, there have always been gender non-conforming lesbians.
	And it's interesting to see nowadays that there are some folks who kind of try to gatekeep that identity and only include folks who identify as women.
	And that's not what being lesbian is all about.
	There are trans men who identified as a lesbian for many, many years and still feel comfortable within that community and that identity.
	There are non-binary folks of all kinds who identify as lesbians.
	There's just, there's like a zillion different ways to be a lesbian.
	And if that word is what's comfortable for you, then nobody can gatekeep it from you.
	I am non-binary trans masculine and I'm a lesbian.
	And I'm a logo chafer.
	I just love adding that.
	I'm Trayvon.
	But I'm a non-binary masculine.
	Like, dude, I literally, if this is you, but the bottom of my heart, suck my dick, but you wouldn't.
	Maybe you would, but you wouldn't.
	Because it's always coming down to this.
	Like, you're a grown-up.
	And I use that word lightly.
	Like, you're not just a grown-up.
	You've grown out too, right?
	You're a thick machine.
	You're a unit of a human numb school.
	But this human being.
	Yeah.
	This fat bitch.
	Yeah, exactly.
	This fat behemoth of a monster, right?
	Put some fins on it.
	And I feel like I'm whale watching.
	But the point of the matter is, you see this person and they walk around and they're talking to you about their stupid crap.
	You're an adult.
	Do you have to pay your bills?
	I never understand what these people do you have bills to pay?
	Do you have like vices or sins that you struggle with?
	Do you have a conscience?
	Do you walk around and you have your own life to worry about?
	Why do you think people care about these aspects of you?
	We all have problems.
	We all have stressors.
	We all have things we've got to deal with.
	And one of the things, we don't complicate our lives unnecessarily by caring about these things as if they're a big part of our identity.
	And these people don't realize we would much more likely just accept them if they just shut the hell up and mind their own business.
	But they can't.
	They've got to tell us about Wick, how they like to suck dick, but they're still a lesbian.
	That's what she's saying.
	She's like, I'm trans masculine.
	I still like men kind of, but I'm a woman because as long as they're gender non-conforming, it's a female penis.
	I'm tired of it.
	Along with everyone else.
	Along with everyone else, we're all tired of this shit.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	It's just irritating.
	It's like nails on a chalkboard.
	It's like a train coming to a halt because this fat bitch is on the tracks and someone cares about her.
	And we're going to stop the whole train.
	Got to stop the whole world to understand something that makes no sense, right?
	Everyone thinks everyone, by everyone, I mean the NPCs, the people insert the chips into their head every news cycle.
	These people, they're like, ah, we gotta, we gotta really dig into this gender stuff.
	This is what's important, right?
	We're gonna export this shit to Uganda because, you know, Uganda wants to do their own thing, and that's just not acceptable.
	We can't have that.
	What an atrocity.
	My name's fatass Ted Cruz, and I'm gonna give my two cents on it.
	How about you get some sense back from, you know, fucking wherever you signed off on sending the money to.
	Get it back for the United States.
	Get it back for the, you know, for the people.
	But look, these, these, dude, these people just, I don't even know what to say.
	I feel like everything's been said before, but you know what?
	Ah.
	Ah.
	Have you seen this?
	This is one of my favorite memes.
	Ted Cruz, Americans crushed by debt unable to afford a home or children.
	Sub-Saharan Africans can't freely have butt sex.
	He's like, I'm on my way.
	People don't know what this is about.
	Ted Cruz, who's been silent on basically every issue, and they're having a problem in Texas right now too with like with land tax prices.
	It's pretty phenomenal.
	I mean, it's pretty crazy.
	And he's been silent on a lot.
	But the moment Ugandans can't have butt sex, like Ugandans too.
	Like, we're not talking about Canadians.
	And, you know, if Ted Cruz likes a quick access up the northern border to get what he likes, who am I to judge you?
	But it's like, not only what does Ugandan butt sex have to do with humanity, what does Uganda have to do with humanity?
	Literally nothing.
	The reason why Uganda matters is simply because there are still resources there that we can extract.
	But other than that, no one cares.
	And it's like the fact that we have an American politician that's like, he was personally outraged too.
	It wasn't like, it wasn't like a blank statement.
	Like, you know, as an American, we want freedom to be in all places and we don't believe people should be condemned to die for their actions between adults.
	It was like, we'll all be damned.
	No more poop, poop poking out in Uganda.
	That's the most, apparently most backwards thing going on in Uganda today, right?
	Like of all the problems Uganda has, they're not allowed to rape kids in Uganda with anal sex.
	I better let Texas know we don't stand for that around here.
	And you're like, dude, Uganda's got some problems.
	Uganda's got some big problems.
	Uganda's been in the news the last couple decades.
	And I think we could probably start with the stop the sectarian wars, you know, and stop the burning down of villages.
	Maybe the Islamic terrorism.
	There's a few other things that we could put in place.
	But it's like, poop, poop, poking.
	This is what American politicians are doing.
	This is what they care about.
	What?
	Who cares?
	Why do you care what Uganda?
	I don't, Ugandan sex laws, what does it have to do with anything?
	It doesn't.
	It doesn't.
	But this is the global homo agenda, man.
	It's the global homo agenda.
	Everyone's got to be gay.
	If the U.S. is going to be gay, then every other country's got to be gay.
	We got to export faggotry and sodomy to all places of the earth because that's just what the powers that be want.
	They just want it.
	They love it because when they look in the mirror, they see this disgusting, you know, hands-free coomer, right?
	Who's getting anally whatever.
	And they got to export that so that they don't feel so disgusting.
	They need everyone to be just like them.
	Uganda, you need this.
	Like, who looks at an average Ugandan and goes, that's what they need?
	This will fix Uganda.
	Like, why do I, like, we don't even need that?
	You know, and like, and like, that's, this is the same thing, though, of what I've said.
	As someone from Los Angeles who just like grew up, and I've never like, I didn't, like, I guess I grew up before the LGBTQ stuff became like a real movement because there have always been like gay people and there's always been intersex people like genetic problems, right?
	Like Brittany Griner.
	I think Brittany Griner is an intersex person.
	There've always been like these he-she's.
	And there's always been like tomboys or sissy boys or whatever you want to call them, like people who are like gender non-conforming.
	They use today.
	It's like, I'd hate the modern words, but like these people have always existed.
	And usually bullying fixed most of the problems, except for the intersex.
	Apparently, the WNBA fixes that.
	And the only thing that gets in the way is bringing weed into Russia.
	But that is, regardless of your genetic anomalies, don't do it.
	However, it's like today, I think what they've done is like, this is what's sad is that's not a, that's not a tomboy.
	That's not a sissy boy.
	That's not like just somebody who looks like they were gay.
	That just looks like a beautiful normal girl who's mutilated her body.
	And to me, this is a modern example of lobotomy.
	I still think it's the best example when we look at like the ridiculousness of ancient practices in recent modern history of like actual lobotomizing people, which to me now I'm starting to think we should bring that back instead of this.
	And I maybe that's why they lobotomize people.
	Maybe I take that back.
	Maybe lobotomies were better than this, actually.
	Because you look at this and you go, how can we look at this and say, yep, Uganda, that's where we draw the line.
	You know how much shit Uganda's been through in the last 50 years?
	And now we're afraid because they can't do this.
	Like they do this already, just not for gay stuff.
	You know, they'll just chop people for fun.
	It's Uganda.
	Like I said, you can sport.
	Yeah, they do it for sport there.
	But you know, I see a picture like this and it reminds me of Ellen Page or Elliot Page, right?
	You had her back in the early 2000s nine, whenever she was in Juno or whatever.
	Nice looking girl, great smile.
	And now she just looks like garbage.
	She's like this, you know, wish.com version of a guy, all emaciated and, you know, bizarre looking, never makes any statements about anything.
	And that's how you know this person is totally, totally belongs in an institution, deserves to be institutionalized.
	It's just, it's a shame.
	It's a shame, right?
	It's almost the same amount of shame as like, you know, Chads, guys who would otherwise be Chads who decide to be gay, where it's like, yeah, you know, you'd be a Chad, but you decided to really just take yourself out of the genetic lottery and, you know, be a homosexual.
	Yeah, and what happened, by the way, I want to point that out, 4.4 million likes, just to let you know, like the amount of support for this video was very high.
	Like, and the problem with this is, and I bring this up, like, this is not just a phase, you know, people go through phases.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I'm just saying, people do go through phases.
	Not all phases involve removing your breast tissue.
	And like, like you said, you know, like as a guy, not all, not all phases, people can become emo.
	People go through phases.
	People, you know, get into hobbies.
	It doesn't involve the consequence of removing yourself from the genetic lottery.
	Like, that's kind of the problem with these choices is the consequences that they bring are not just effectual to themselves.
	They're effectual to the entire society.
	And it's really difficult to grasp, you know, the greater effect.
	I mean, there's no coming back from this.
	And that's no better explanation of where we are as a society.
	It's like there's no coming back from these things.
	There just is no coming back.
	And there's nothing we can really do.
	And all people can say is like, well, like, I'm sorry.
	And that's why these next pics from you guys, these are from the locals, elijaschafer.locals.com.
	These are pics from you guys, stories that you wanted me to cover.
	Let's see what you guys chose.
	I don't know if you guys saw this, but Mizzy, the guy who just got arrested for attacking Jews after breaking and entering into people's homes, he actually released an apology after being arrested for uploading more videos.
	I want to read this here.
	I know I ain't the best with my words, but just try to understand and listen to what I have to say.
	I made a very dumb stupid mistake.
	A house is supposed to be a safe space where you know you can relax without being in any sort of distress.
	And me walking into the house was a very big violation to the homeowners.
	They had kids, and I have a child myself.
	Oh, he has a child himself.
	So I know how to, how protective people get over their children.
	That's the wrong there, too.
	Anyway, if anybody came into my house on a weird flex and my child was there, I don't even know what I would do.
	Just know it wouldn't end well.
	Impulse control.
	But I don't blame him.
	I mean, that's true, but let's just go in here and say that's different than him and other British.
	This doesn't justify what I've done.
	And to be fair, I don't know what can just know I had remorse to that family.
	And then he says, like, why didn't he?
	He apologized.
	Then he goes on to say that this whole Mizzy guy is someone I created, a social media persona, as you would say.
	And I've been doing social media for a lot of years with a wide range of different pranks, even worse than some of the recent videos.
	I wouldn't admit that.
	He goes on to say that Pierce doesn't understand him.
	And then also that Tate, Tristan Tate, reached out and kind of pushed him to apologize and like gave him some direction, which I thought was pretty crazy.
	And he uploaded this apology, dressed up like a transgender bobsledder.
	So that's pretty interesting.
	You know, like a cool runnings outfit here.
	Very nice.
	I don't know what.
	If you're giving an apology for people to think that you are normal, that's not the look I would advise.
	If I was PR for him, I'd be like, ooh, fishnet, Jamaican leotard, and bird's nest.
	Like on the head, you know, let's just go away from the bird's nest and leotards and maybe just wear like a collared t-shirt, comb your hair, and just say sorry.
	Those guys, it's like real desperate for attention, right?
	Like there's, there's other, there's other dudes, right?
	Like that guy, I show speed.
	He does a lot of crazy stuff.
	He's a crazy guy, but he doesn't break into people's houses.
	He doesn't like fuck with trains.
	What are you doing?
	Why are you doing that?
	You're doing that for views?
	Now you're in jail, and then you want to say you have like some kind of split personality alter ego to blame it all on.
	Oh, it's not your fault.
	Dude, you didn't need to make up an alter ego.
	You're a black guy.
	It's never your fault.
	What are you talking about?
	You could have said, yeah, whatever.
	You're going to be fine.
	You're going to be fine.
	He's going to be fine.
	But yeah, I mean, that's just where we're at right now.
	Not only is he, you know, whatever you said, he's got some cranial deviation or whatever.
	He's a few standard deviations below the global average, but he's also British.
	I don't know how it's a pretty terrible combination.
	Yeah, he's a classic British-looking man.
	I've said he's more British than actual British people at this point.
	So that's pretty good.
	Cree elaborations.
	I do have another story from them, though.
	That is, that's interesting.
	That's just that we've been covering that for like two weeks now.
	This is actually based on what we were discovering or what we were talking about earlier.
	Apparently, Ugandan students are mad about Americans promoting their gay sex laws.
	It says Ugandan students from at least 13 universities take to the streets protest against Joe Biden in front of the parliament and sing we don't want your game money.
	We want and love our country more than money.
	So, let's watch this.
	So, I can't translate that because I'm a little bit rough on my Swahili Ugandabangu.
	I don't know what the language is called.
	I think I know what they're saying.
	I know what they're saying.
	What?
	They're saying, they're saying, I'm just kidding.
	No, but no, I'm kidding.
	What I would hope is that they were saying was, yeah, homos are disgusting.
	We don't need that stuff here.
	We don't want it.
	We see what it does.
	You guys are cutting off your own breasts and removing your genitals to have a nice, huge, disgusting, smelly infection open wound between your legs.
	You can't determine whether or not you're male or female.
	We don't, why would we want that?
	We barely have water.
	We don't need this shit.
	Well, apparently they do have water.
	That's what I think there's.
	Well, you know, one of the things is, is that I think, and I do mourn this a lot because like I'm I'm not I'm not gonna go far down this down this this trail here, but like letting women in the workplace and like the proliferation of the gay stuff, it really has caused a lot of our problems because like, you know, there have always been women who have been in positions of power, right?
	For all of history.
	Like I look at the act that's not a thing.
	Like as there weren't queens, okay?
	Like as if there weren't, all the way back, even if you look at King Solomon, right?
	And you look at the queens from Africa that he, you know, I think it was from Ethiopia, actually, that were very wealthy.
	When you look back to even with John the Baptist, right?
	That I think it was his wife's daughter that had her like strip for everyone.
	And she wanted the head of John the Baptist.
	And he like, you know, she had control of the king.
	Women have even had control of men through sexual favors, etc.
	Women have a lot of power.
	They've always had power.
	A woman's manipulative power, her intuition, if she's a good woman, her sexual prowess, her manipulation, that's always been there.
	The problem is, is that now they act like that's not where their power comes from and their power comes from like earnings and equality and like being in the workplace.
	But they're still just as easily like offended and brushed the wrong way.
	And not only that, but they want the whole workplace and everything to accommodate them.
	So what you have is like these black people, the reason why they're kind of going the opposite direction is because the movement hasn't been treat women respectfully, treat gays respectfully.
	It's give them special treatment and make your society catered to them.
	And when that happens, it just creates chaos.
	And the only reason why America and these countries are able to like deal with this in some way is because of the amount of money in their economies, the amount of money they have.
	When people are making money, they're often quiet or use the money to manipulate people.
	But in Uganda, I think they have other priorities than just like, I don't think their solution is not let's cater our society to women and gays.
	That's not the answer.
	That's just, it doesn't do anything.
	It just creates contention.
	And that's the Marxist way.
	You know, like, if you look at China, they even have sayings in their factories.
	For some reason, I've been studying a lot of their factory culture in China.
	And they have that the workplace is better when the women are equal.
	That there's this betterment of when people work together, this communist idea of we all work for the function of the group.
	And of course, you know, China's been notorious for its, you know, not only abuses of women, right, with its one child policy, forced abortions, et cetera.
	But that's the whole point of a communist state.
	Everyone works.
	Everyone's part of the utility.
	The government raises the children.
	The children are not your property.
	And this is the function.
	The function is to keep the state healthy and to bring commerce and income.
	And that it's, you know, basically it's utility owned by the people.
	But in reality, it's just the bourgeois class and the communist party that controls everything top down and smashes down.
	That's all the world's become today now.
	And they use this woke mind virus.
	It's just a way to control people and to make people feel like it's just like, if you're not on board with this, then you're an immoral person.
	And so it's, but it just creates a nightmare, dude.
	It creates a nightmare.
	And look at the, like, look at, like, I even say, like, I feel really bad for Marjorie Taylor and I feel really bad for Lauren Boebert, you know, going through these public divorces and stuff.
	Like, it's just this making people equal, bringing all this stuff.
	It just goes against design.
	It goes against order.
	And I don't think Uganda wants anything involved with that.
	I don't feel like they do because they're just like, yeah, they need HD cameras first, right?
	Maybe get them 720p resolution live streaming before you give them unsolicited anal sex.
	Like that's probably a, what is that, 280p?
	Is there news?
	News now in standard definition.
	It's 2023.
	Daily news, now in SD.
	The only news station that provides almost standard definition.
	That's a pretty low.
	Yeah, it is.
	Yeah, it is.
	It is.
	It is.
	But no, good for them.
	Good for them.
	A lot of people, I've seen a lot of support.
	As much backlash as I've seen, I've seen a lot of people here in the U.S. on Twitter, you know, supporting that decision.
	I'm pretty sure that the president or prime minister, whatever they have over there, that's the same guy who has that infamous interview.
	I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.
	You know, he's interviewing and the interviewer says, you know, do you personally not like homosexuals?
	And he goes, of course.
	They're disgusting.
	He goes, I didn't even know what they were doing.
	I didn't know what they were doing, but now I know what they're doing.
	It's disgusting.
	Why would I like that?
	Of course I don't like homosexuals.
	And, you know, now they have this legislation in place.
	And, you know, I can't see it going wrong.
	There's a penalty for it.
	There's a penalty for destroying.
	Look, when you have a huge country like the U.S., each individual person, right, when you have like over 330 million people, each individual person and their actions become kind of less important, right?
	When you have a smaller population and you're struggling to really build infrastructure and really, you know, solidify the foundation of your country, each individual person's actions become significantly more important.
	So banning homosexuality is a good idea.
	I think we should ban it here in the U.S. Ban it.
	Ban gay marriage.
	I think everything we're seeing here in the U.S. is judgment, right?
	I think it's judgment.
	We're seeing all this crazy ass shit.
	People think that they're born into the wrong body and they can just chop their genitals and breasts off.
	You've got multi-clown hair colored surgeons acting like they're doing the Lord's will and they remove the breasts or genitals of a child.
	It's like, give me a break, you psycho piece of shit.
	Should be in jail.
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	These next things are things that we can celebrate.
	We could actually celebrate.
	These are a couple of good stories.
	These are wins, things that are actually good.
	Check this out.
	Some people in the chat are getting spicy.
	They said some of Elijah's guests are racist.
	That would be possible if racism was real.
	But racism actually isn't real.
	It's not real.
	It's not real.
	Just like gender.
	That's what you get to throw in there.
	And people say like this.
	Racism is a construct, just like gender.
	It's just made up by society.
	It's not real.
	We need to start doing that.
	Like, yeah, be like, you know what?
	You're right.
	Gender isn't real.
	You know what else?
	I like discrimination.
	Look, if you can't tell what is a joke and what isn't a joke, you know, you're going to be mad a whole lot.
	You're going to be really upset a whole lot.
	If you take everything that I've said in totality, if you look in my life, and I'm assuming these comments are about me because I made some jokes.
	Suming.
	Comedians have been making jokes forever.
	Did you ever hold them to their jokes?
	Did you ever say, well, they made this joke and so that's what they believe?
	No, you didn't.
	And if you did, this is what I'm talking about.
	Just turn off entertainment.
	Don't tune into the show.
	You know, you're too sensitive.
	You have a problem with everything, I assume.
	And, you know, you're probably just, it's not for you.
	I'm not for you.
	That's fine, but that doesn't make me a racist.
	Right.
	But you can get a racist.
	End of story.
	You can get our racist content.
	You know what, though?
	They can get our racist content on OnlyFans, which is not a joke.
	You can get foot content.
	I was telling them, if they want real racism, go to OnlyFans.
	You know, I think a lot of people with the feet, right, they go, oh, that guy's got a foot fetish.
	And it's like, you know what?
	I think a lot of people secretly do have a foot fetish because, you know, why are people selling foot picks all the time?
	There's a demand for it.
	That's why.
	So I think a lot of these people go, oh, that guy's got a foot fetish.
	That's disgusting.
	And all the while they've got a foot fetish.
	Now, you know, if there wasn't this, if I'm wrong, why is there such high demand?
	Why is there such high demand?
	I'm just wondering.
	The locals is weird.
	How do you make this in your free time?
	What is going on in your head when you make something like this?
	I don't really understand.
	It's so, I think, look.
	Yeah, what do they do?
	They get off work and they're like, oh, man, I had this picture of Elijah's foot.
	I'm just going to put, I'm going to put green things.
	That had to have been from the summer when my face, when there was still tan.
	That was a pretty tan picture there.
	Looking good, Elijah.
	Looking good.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	I want to read the story from here, though.
	Those are all, by the way, from locals, elijahshaver.locals.com.
	You can get those pictures at elijashafer.locals.com.
	Join the chat.
	Those are all from the live chat.
	It's on censored, which is great.
	I thought this was great.
	Tim Poole brought up a good point.
	June is an American greatness month, and the rainbow represents God's covenant to earth, never to flood the planet again.
	Special thanks to all the companies praising the Lord this month.
	And I myself now establish my covenant with you and with your seed after you.
	I set my bow in the clouds and it shall be for a sign of covenant between me and the earth.
	Genesis 9, 9, and 13.
	And I just thought Tim Poole was bringing up, you know, it's great that we have a month that companies celebrate God's promise to mankind.
	And rainbows are beautiful.
	There was a big rainbow outside this spot the other day.
	Just a huge one.
	You know, it rains a lot in the tropics, but it's absolutely like amazing.
	And I think that that's funny about the rainbow.
	I think their rainbow is different than the rainbow.
	Am I wrong on that?
	Their rainbow has like less colors or something like that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's missing.
	You know, I saw this recently.
	Somebody made a post out of it.
	But evidently, you know, the actual rainbow's got seven colors and theirs has six.
	They're missing like the light blue color or something like that.
	And that's always what it is.
	It's always, they always steal.
	These people always steal and then pervert.
	Steal, pervert, add things to it that don't belong there.
	And, you know, I think rainbows are fantastic.
	I remember before I became a Christian, we were clearing out my late grandfather.
	So he passed away in like 2008.
	We're clearing out his house.
	And I wanted to take something, you know, of his.
	And I wasn't a Christian yet, but I went to one of the empty rooms.
	There was still a bookshelf.
	And I opened up the bookshelf and there was a Bible in there.
	I open it up and I start reading.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm reading a Genesis, right?
	That's, yeah, right.
	Non-believer, you just open up, start reading the first page.
	I open up, I start reading Genesis.
	Okay, God, you know, we'll use the rainbow as a sign that he'll never flood the earth ever again as a judgment.
	Okay.
	So I go, all right, that's cool.
	There's a promise there.
	And then we're driving home.
	Sure enough, I see a rainbow in the sky and I go, hmm, I feel like that's some kind of confirmation there.
	Some kind of cool confirmation there.
	But yeah, the homosexuals, they take the rainbow flag.
	They pervert it.
	They take everything from God.
	They make fun of God.
	They make fun of Christ.
	They say that, you know, Christ was homosexual.
	They just turn everything gay.
	They turn everything gay and they pervert everything.
	They steal the flag.
	They steal children.
	They just, they have, they're kleptomaniacs.
	That's, you know, they're not getting enough shit for stealing.
	No, and but I, but I also, you know, and this is what, but I bring this up, though, and I, and I, and I make this a very important point.
	It's gotten really difficult with, we're not going to get too much on the pride stuff because we'll get into it.
	You know, obviously this month is going to be too much of it.
	We're going to have some funny stuff.
	Is there people out there that, like, cause being from Los Angeles, you do know people who I don't really know what they do in their private time.
	I've never really asked, but whatever.
	That's just they're up to them.
	And they're maybe, they're not a part of some community, you know, like there is the LGBTQ community.
	Remember, the reason why the letters keep growing is because it's not about being gay anymore.
	And I want to point that out.
	It's not.
	It's about being a part of a club because everyone seems to find a way to join it, right?
	I mean, you have the asexuals.
	Like that, that'll never make sense.
	You don't like sex, so you're a part of the sex club.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	And then, and then, you know, they added intersex, which is a genetic anomaly, right?
	It's a very rare genetic anomaly, Kleinfelter's syndrome, right?
	So, and they just keep adding these letters to like atypical or, you know, no one even knows what queer means.
	That could just be the girl who sold you guns at the dollar store.
	Like, nobody knows.
	And everyone wants to be a part of it.
	And that's why the group just like kind of co-opted the gay rights movement from the previous decades and have turned it into this intersectional movement, right?
	And that's why you see like LGBTQIIA LS2SLGBTQ.
	I don't even know what it is.
	In every country, it's different.
	In Canada, it's different.
	It's here, it's different.
	It's genuinely almost as funny as the BLM movement, which really had nothing to do with black people.
	White people co-opted that too.
	Remember, straight people have co-opted the LGBTQ movement and white people co-opted the BLM movement.
	And they've made it all about them.
	Because what is the LGBTQ movement all about?
	It's not about rights.
	It's about being an ally.
	It's about acceptance.
	It's all about me.
	It's all about what I'm trying to do.
	It's my moral journey to help blacks and to help gays.
	But you don't even have to have gay friends or even black friends.
	You just have to donate to causes and you have to be able to help, you know, show who you are.
	So these movements have really nothing to do with anything.
	So like, well, I do understand what you're saying.
	It's just like, it's so much more than that.
	And that's why I think it's really important to like know the difference of if somebody's gay or LGBTQ because someone might be straight and might be LGBTQ.
	And that's a weird thing to grasp.
	But some of those people that they're not gay, but they're just as bad and they're just as damaging.
	Just like it's confusing that there were white members of Black Lives Matter, but it's true.
	It's true.
	No, I agree.
	I agree.
	I agree.
	There's nuance to this.
	And because you have, I'll always say, you have like your gay people, right?
	You can, you know, dig on social media and you'll notice that you're following a bunch of like, for example, gay conservatives and they're not in the LGBTQ movement.
	I'll call it a doctrine of demons, a movement of, you know, this, this intersectionality is like a social Marxist thing.
	It's like a neo-Marxist.
	It's a new thing.
	It's no longer, right, the classical Marxists believed in like the class struggle, but that didn't do it.
	That's not good enough.
	That's not divisive enough.
	So now we have to really, let's make up a framework where you're born in the wrong body.
	You believe that you're this, you know, thing other than what reality would say you are, what everyone else would say you are.
	And now everyone can join the club.
	And you're a protected class now.
	So if anyone talks bad about you, you're protected.
	You can pull out, well, I'm actually part of the community and you can't say that to me.
	So you're going to get in trouble, buddy.
	And I'll put you in jail personally.
	That is where this goes.
	It's not only, like you were saying, it's not only whether or not you identify or who you like to have sex with.
	It's just as you said, acceptance.
	And that's why it's in media.
	That's why it's, you talk to these people, and a lot of times you go, well, how does it affect you?
	How does it affect you?
	It doesn't affect you.
	Sure, it does.
	Of course it does.
	Because my kids are going to have to grow up.
	That's going to affect me.
	You're saying it doesn't affect me now.
	And I'm saying it's going to affect me later.
	It's the same thing.
	So yeah, it's a movement of acceptance.
	They want unfettered access to everything and anything.
	And it is a movement of acceptance.
	So I agree with you.
	Well, actually, Drew Hernandez in the chat.
	Drew Hernandez is a big LGBTQ supporter.
	He's been known for being a huge supporter of the community.
	He's the biggest one.
	He's the biggest one.
	Guys, you guys got to head over to Rumble.
	I just put the link in the, if you're watching on YouTube, you can watch right here on locals.
	You can keep watching on locals or you can watch on Rumble.
	This next part of the show is only on Rumble.
	Links in the chat.
	Rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
	Check it out.
	And we're here on Rumble.
	My name is My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	And of course, I'm joined by Kaylin Delmeida, who's here as well.
	He gets nothing but a little bit of confetti.
	Yes, yes.
	Yes, of course.
	Of course.
	To the local memes.
	Elijah to the show.
	Look at this.
	Look how weird their memes have gotten.
	Their memes have gotten.
	I like how someone just.
	I don't understand.
	Is there any explanation for this?
	What?
	Is there any explanation for this?
	Is there any what?
	What does that say?
	I love how it just says here.
	Don't you love this too?
	like just says fuck you drew what's that about i don't know this is the locals chat this is the unfiltered chat that where people use words like taint paint right there taint paint what is that see is all over his face baby is there urban dictionary for is there urban dictionary entry for taint paint What is this?
	That's me.
	That's me.
	Is that the kid that says, please, please, I don't have time for gossip.
	Please.
	Well, we have this next segment, which is on the topic.
	So these are things that I've seen.
	So you've got to see them too.
	Sorry.
	Whoa, what happened to him?
	What happened?
	You guys had me from the last show.
	That was me going woke.
	I was going woke, and you loved it.
	It was fantastic.
	It's one of the worst looks.
	A mullet, a rainbow mullet, and a beard is just a very ugly look.
	But I did want to bring up this great post.
	Somebody was traveling in Hollywood and said, man, I'm going to miss Hollywood and their advertisements.
	This is a B-vibe toy called Build a Bussy.
	If you don't know what a Bussy is, good for you.
	That's good for you.
	I'm not happy I know that.
	And also, like, building a bussy, you could also call it Leaky Pooh.
	I feel like, I feel like I did learn something new from this.
	I was under the impression that that was a new phrase, a bussy.
	Am I wrong?
	I thought that was very new and that came from some rapper like a year ago on the show.
	We brought it up.
	Is am I wrong?
	Look, there was a, you know, there was a phase here, and I think it originated on TikTok, where anything that is like a cavern, like a bodily hole somewhere that you could, someone could potentially penetrate with their penis becomes, you know, the first part of that word with us.
	So bussy.
	We know that that's, right?
	Maybe it's boy pussy or butt pussy, but say you have a wound, right?
	On the back of your head.
	Maybe it's on the back of your neck.
	It becomes neckusy.
	You get what I'm saying?
	You get what I'm saying?
	Oh, yeah.
	Like a bagel with extra cream cheese in the hole is a bagussy.
	Like that.
	Yeah, exactly.
	No, I have heard that, but I was saying, I thought bussy was like, which you could just put it together, be an usie.
	But I was under the impression that the rectum just stretched over time naturally.
	I didn't know people were like making them, right?
	I know there's like transgenderism, right?
	And there's dussies, which are designer pussies.
	We know about the dussy.
	But I didn't know.
	Oh, should I show something really disgusting on the show?
	Chat, let me know.
	I'm going to go to the chat.
	Stew Peters posted something and you guys sent it to me on SOB.
	I don't know if I should show it on here.
	What?
	Stew Peters posts some stuff, man.
	That guy posts a lot of stuff.
	Sensational.
	It's very, very interesting.
	I don't know if he's serious.
	This is you.
	I'm asking the chat.
	Okay, so far we have more yes than no's.
	So far we have more yes than no's.
	Let me see if I can get this here.
	I don't know if I should show this.
	It's really like I don't even know why he posted it, but we're on locals.
	So I don't, I don't even know why I wouldn't show it.
	I'm really thinking whether I should or shouldn't.
	It's showing like what happens, like what's a dussy, like when they take a man and they turn him into this chat always yes.
	All right.
	There you go.
	That's what they do.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Oh, that's terrible.
	Oh, that's a mangled penis turned into a vagina.
	Taking that off the screen.
	Oh my God.
	You guys said yes.
	The chat said yes.
	I literally questioned my sanity whether I should put that up, but they said yes.
	So look at that.
	It's all infected and disgusting.
	And these people cope so hard, right?
	Actually, I don't know.
	I don't know because the people, the people who come out and they go, oh, it's designer.
	It's like so much better.
	It's so much better than like the real thing.
	Okay.
	Those are, I'm assuming people who have not even had it done.
	They've never even had it done.
	So they have no idea.
	And we've all seen, right?
	Look at that.
	You think that's better?
	That's disgusting.
	What a mistake.
	What a freaking mistake, man.
	That's so sick.
	It's so good.
	You know what's crazy?
	There was this dude.
	Yeah, it tastes better, they say.
	They say it tastes better.
	Well, they say it feels better and it smells better and it tastes just everything's better.
	And it's a lie.
	No, it's not because you'll find always anonymous posts on Reddit about how, yeah, you know, they used a part of my colon to like fashion this thing.
	And, you know, I can't get the shit smell to go away.
	What do I do?
	Well, it's a little late.
	It's kind of smell like the dusky, the dusky smell like poopy.
	It smells like feces and rotting flesh.
	It smells like a wound.
	And they cry.
	dude that is just that's horrible And I've had to watch some of these surgeries before.
	When I was working on my thesis, I had to look at videos of the surgery.
	I've had to watch them do the surgeries, but like, this is like, that's just a mangled penis turned into a vagina.
	I didn't want to show it, but, dude, you guys deserve it.
	You guys said yes.
	Everyone's like, yes, show it, show it, show it.
	You guys asked for it.
	I didn't want to show this.
	I didn't even know why Stu posted it.
	It was one of the grossest things I've seen in a while.
	He posts a lot of stuff, like I said, but like, dude, you know, it's funny too, because they, they, they, for the women who they want to go get a neo penis, it ends up being this like meat taquito that they just sew on.
	They sew on this little meat taquito, and it looks like it ends up looking like a looking like a, it ends up looking like Dan Aykroyd in the movie Cone Heads just stuck between their legs.
	Hilarious, dude.
	Oh, it's so gross.
	Oh, yeah, like, this is Kez performing her own surgeries.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Yeah, she identifies as, you know, armless or whatever.
	Dude, this makes me so excited.
	Look, I'm going to give a, I'm going to give a hint.
	I'm going to tell you guys over at locals kind of a little hint on what's happening next for this show that's kind of pretty epic that I'm kind of excited about.
	So I'll let you know on locals where we're headed with this.
	But like, let's just say I've decided to just create a show that is kind of no holds bars.
	Just we're just going to go for it.
	And we're just going to go hard.
	And we're not going to censor ourselves.
	And we're not going to censor our language.
	And we're not going to censor our guests.
	And it's all I can say for right now here on Rumble.
	But somebody has decided they want to buy that show.
	So I had an idea, basically.
	This is not anything that's called, but I'm like, Caitlin knows.
	I'm like, Elijah can be one of the psychotic people ever.
	I can go really, my humor can get really vindictive, sick, and horrible, but it's not for everybody.
	And I'm like, there's a version of Elijah that's like Extreme 3.0, Elijah.
	And I'm like, I've got to one day just like make a show that features this Elijah and is somewhat like and is as controversial as possible.
	Like, not as controversial as just trying to be crass, but like can just talk to anyone about anything and go really hard on like big issues and talk about things.
	And somebody was like, yeah, we're interested in picking that up on our, we want, we want that.
	So was that a good decision for them?
	We'll find out.
	We'll find out.
	But is it a really good, is it going to be a good show?
	It'll probably be the worst show I've ever made, but the best at the same time, to be completely honest.
	The best, worst show.
	It'd be like the worst, best one ever of them all.
	But there's some really exciting things happening in the future because I've just been kind of just chilling out here, chopping my dick off and stuff with the boys, chopping my balls off.
	Cracking open a cold one with the boys and cutting your dick off.
	Bro, you know when you just like soak, dude, like, okay, I'll admit this.
	Like, speaking of like autism stuff, like, yes, I have like some problems in processing with my brain, like any guys, where I just like don't know what to do with myself.
	And like, I'm just like, like, you know, you don't know what to do, right?
	Like, I'm trying to be healthier now.
	And sometimes you get tempted.
	It's like, you want to go out and get drunk, but I'm like, okay, I'm trying not to do that.
	And then you're like, you know, I can go do something crazy and you try not to do that.
	But like, we all go through those like crazy moments where it's like, I just like, you know, maybe you, maybe you're the kind of guy you punch a hole in the wall.
	Maybe you just like, you scream.
	Like, I'm not saying domestic abuse is funny.
	It's not.
	Don't quote me on that.
	But I do think it's funny in movies when people get so mad they like throw a cup at their like loved one.
	Like who does that?
	Like, like, I just like, that's the most hilarious thing.
	Like, who's throwing cups at people?
	Like, there's better things to do.
	But I also mean this too.
	So there are people out there that are like, just like so confused.
	We all get there.
	We're just like, you're so frustrated.
	Right.
	And they're like, all right, I'm just going to go chop my balls off.
	It's like, that's, that was the conclusion, sir.
	I can think of so many other things you could do that are better options to dealing with your stress than removing your balls.
	Like, that's just why.
	Why would you castrate yourself to handle stress?
	That makes no sense.
	I honestly don't know.
	This is what I always wonder, right?
	Because I am an empathetic person, naturally.
	I'm an empathetic person.
	I always wonder, like, do they really believe that this is going to be like, guys, don't put that up that I didn't read that exact replication of a female vagina that has the self-cleaning properties.
	It has its own little microbiome.
	Like, they really believed this.
	Like, that's, they really should be institutionalized.
	Maybe we should bring back.
	I don't know.
	What do you think?
	Should we bring back, you know, the mental institutions?
	Should we bring those back?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	No, literally.
	So I like how someone in the chat even said that when they get angry, they just ferociously masturbate and then stare at themselves angrily in the mirror.
	You guys are, hey, no, but we, do you know what I wait?
	Do you know, by the way, what I love?
	One thing I love about like the right wing, like the Grift trad movement is that people act like they don't have anything that they're interested in.
	So somebody will be like, I masturbate ferociously and look myself angrily in the mirror.
	And then there's some other guy that does it and they'll just respond with like, ban porn, find God.
	And you're like, bro, this guy's being honest.
	And your response to him is just like a generic statement.
	Why don't you just DM someone if you care about them and like ask them if they need a hand?
	Not that's a really bad example, especially when I'm on masturbation.
	But but you ask what they need a hand, meaning meaning like I love all the internet is all about uh like uh self-righteous dude.
	It's like anybody, it's like, oh, I'm not into that.
	It's like, dude, well, are you helping anyone or are you just like a self-righteous schmuck?
	And do you just post like that's what I always joke about?
	Like, uh, like, um, what's it called?
	Somebody posted the best video I saw recently where it was like these two very famous actors that like get a lot of girls that connected on set, these two guys in front of these two girls over like just this like game they like to play.
	And he was like, oh, look at these losers.
	They enjoy games.
	These aren't real men.
	They probably don't get any pussy.
	They're not, they're not real masculine men.
	They should be smoking cigars and drinking whiskey and getting locked in the 1950s masculinity because that's what real men are on Twitter.
	Like, look at these girls making fun of them.
	And the girls are like gooing and awing at them, like really just like into them.
	Because people don't even let.
	And someone's like, yeah, I love the version of men where we're not allowed to enjoy stuff.
	It's 2023 and there's a site on Twitter that's like, you're a man and you enjoy stuff.
	Well, you're a pussy.
	You're like, can you not enjoy stuff?
	Like Sargon of Akkad, right?
	Gets that.
	He like paints action figures or whatever.
	And people are like, that's so not trad.
	Like, the dude's like married with kids and just like living a normal life.
	It's like, you know, I was telling somebody this the other day.
	I was like, hey, man, look, it's not all doom and gloom all the time.
	Like, what do I like to do?
	What do I like to do outside of being blackpilled?
	I go play hockey.
	I freaking love playing hockey.
	It's like, I've been doing that since I was a kid.
	I'm never going to give that up.
	I'm never going to be like, you know what?
	The world's too fucked up.
	And I just can't focus on anything else right now.
	You know, we do, we, we, you know, I gotta, I gotta, you know, I'm not gonna back down.
	Damn it.
	I'm not gonna back down because the world is being taken over.
	Like, you know, you gotta have something for yourself, right?
	A lot of women, for example, housewives, they have their own thing.
	Some women love to do paint by numbers or basket weaving or selling lemonade.
	I don't know.
	As a man, you gotta have your own thing.
	Whether that be going to the gym, checking in on your favorite sports team, even though I say, hey, look, this is where I draw the line with sports, by the way.
	If you're a freaking fat dude, you got a beer belly, you yell at your kids and wife on Sunday to go grab you more Heinekens or Budweisers or whatever the hell it is, and you yell at the TV when your sports team is losing and you feel like you're a part of the organization itself.
	That's where I draw the line.
	You probably should be invested in what's going on in the world.
	But you got to balance your life out.
	Okay.
	There's no, there's no exception.
	There's no, you really got to balance your life out.
	You see, the evil people, right, when they're doing all their evil deeds, they even take a break.
	They go play golf, they hang out, they rape somebody.
	They even do their own, you know, self-care, for example.
	Not saying it's right with some of those examples, but relax.
	Just being a man has, that doesn't mean always being at war constantly on the internet, especially the internet.
	Give me a break.
	No, and I know, dude, you know, if we can, by the way, one day we'll make it to the front page of Rumble.
	That would be pretty cool if we could.
	Like I love how we have a good amount of people watching and we get like 20 places down on the on the.
	Uh, it's just weird.
	I'm gonna put us back in the podcast category.
	This is technically a podcast.
	I'm putting us back in and we never make it on the live page, where there's people with like so much less viewers that for some reason, are always featured and we never get featured.
	I wonder what's going on at Rumble.
	That's always a weird thing.
	I never understand that.
	I never understand that.
	But I will say this, We are at Rumble.
	If you're not subscribed, you should subscribe because we do love you and we do appreciate you.
	We have our next segment, which is hmm, which is just observing things and trends in society.
	So these are very good things that happen regularly in the world.
	And of course, hats on to this.
	I got Bronchis.
	Ain't nobody got time for this.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time.
	Ain't nobody getting time.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	All right.
	Hey, look at that hat.
	That's a cool one.
	I know.
	It's not bad, huh?
	I got a hat.
	It's a hat.
	It's not.
	Yeah, it's a hat.
	I'm going to call it a hat.
	So the story came out.
	By the way, we have a new name for these people again.
	Another name here.
	Teens.
	I've warned people about use.
	Three teens are arrested for killing Manolis Swan Fae, and they ate the swan and they stole the babies.
	Nothing says prank, right?
	These are what they say, like, oh, you're being racist, like with Mizzy.
	Like, these are just pranks.
	Pretending to hijack a train and breaking into someone's home, not a prank.
	Eating a swan and stealing its babies?
	Not a prank.
	And of course, let's see who it was.
	What are these teens, by the way?
	They're identified as teens.
	Who are the teens?
	Anything to say?
	Oh, well.
	Want to take a seat?
	All right.
	Teens.
	These teens are up to no good.
	So apparently the story goes.
	I want to bring up the story here.
	It is pretty crazy.
	So if you go into the details of it, this comes from right here.
	In Manolis, New York, updates on Manolis Swan Pond were provided with Manilis Police Department Wednesday morning at a press conference.
	Three teenage friends reportedly hopped the fence of the pond between midnight and 3 a.m. Monday night and held the female swan Faye down while she was nesting.
	And I love how they always have a white person, but this has nothing to do with the story, but they have like a white person's mug shot.
	This is very typical.
	Fae was killed at the swan pond, according to police.
	Teenagers said they thought Faye was a wild, large duck, decided to go hunting.
	Dude, that just says more about you if that's true, right?
	If you don't know what a swan is, you thought it was a wild, large duck, right?
	They did not know that it was a swan and they did not know that it was not a wild animal, that it was actually owned by the village of Manolis.
	They took the swan back to one of their residences in Syracuse, Northside, reportedly cooked and ate the swan.
	They also took the four signets from the pond, but intended to keep them and raise them as pets.
	When asked if the teenagers had any idea of the significance of the swan to the community, they did not, in fact.
	I asked them specifically the two juveniles what they were going to do with the signets if they wanted to raise them.
	We were going to raise them later to consume them.
	They said, no, we wanted to raise them.
	So I'm not going to get into the rest of the story, but these teens, they kill a swan.
	I feel like, look at his face, too.
	He's not even, there's no remorse.
	There's no remorse at all.
	No, he's happy.
	He's got a full stomach of community swan.
	Full stomach of community swan.
	It's literally horrible.
	I think it's interesting that you'd have a community swan to begin with.
	But yeah, they just seem like stupid.
	Like you could go get duck anywhere or whatever they thought they were getting.
	There's plenty of places where you can, you don't need to go out into an enclosure and like kill something with your bare hands.
	You live in a society.
	You live in, there's grocery stores.
	I don't know.
	Who knows?
	I don't know.
	Where do you think this guy's from?
	Pakistan or anything?
	I don't know.
	He looks, yeah, he looks Pakistani.
	He looks Pakistani.
	That's literally what it is.
	It looks Pakistani, Pakistani.
	And now we look at this here too.
	Do-do-do, do-do-do.
	Here you go.
	Are you ready for this?
	Hundreds of Oakland women are upset and demanded answers and actions from city leaders Tuesday night amid recent sprees of violent crime that have increasingly targeted women.
	It's all women, said a resident who described being attacked outside her North Oakland home.
	So the residents here, which is really funny, they were all really upset.
	They were wondering why crime is rising in their country and what's actually going on and what's happening.
	So they don't know why the city is corrupt and they wonder why women are being targeted.
	Oakland, I might add, is confused on why crime is up.
	Have you been to Oakland?
	Oakland is like the armpit of Los Angeles.
	If Los Angeles was a body, Oakland would be its armpit.
	Oakland is arguably worse than LA.
	I would say it's arguably one of the worst places in all of California.
	I might be overreaching.
	Not only that, because it's also like one bridge away from San Francisco.
	It's like on the other side of the bay or the river.
	I don't know if it's a river or a bay, but you cross the bridge.
	You have to spend like 35 bucks to get any of like your main business done.
	And then you also just live in an armpit.
	Like nobody even in Oakland wants to be there.
	There are things to do in Los Angeles.
	There are not things to do in Oakland.
	There's not even a sports team there anymore.
	Notoriously, some of the worst fans.
	They left.
	Like there's nothing going on there.
	Oakland, I think I've traveled through there.
	I think I stayed on that side once to cover something in San Francisco.
	Right.
	But yeah, not a nice place to be.
	And the women there are wondering, what's going on?
	You know, I keep voting for these Democrats and they're not making anything better.
	In fact, if I wasn't able to go out for a jog 10.30 p.m. at night before, I definitely can't do it now.
	What's going on?
	I'm really confused about this.
	You know, gee.
	Yeah, what's going on?
	They always act confused.
	You know, and this is what I don't understand about the shithole behavior of people.
	Like, I always knew that Los Angeles was a shithole.
	And a lot of my early content was just laughing at how bad it was because it was just funny.
	And I may get back to that.
	You know, I have some really good plans when I get back to the U.S. of some stuff that I want to do that is actually pretty funny and some pretty good stuff.
	Because it's gotten to the point now where, you know, I don't know if perhaps we should just be like paying homeless people to move into rich neighborhoods.
	Like that's pretty good too.
	You know what I mean?
	Like just send them in.
	I think what would be good too is like pay homeless people, like hire them as a job to just permanently camp out in front of politicians' homes.
	And like that's what we really should be doing.
	I think we should be shipping homeless people to the front of politicians, you know, vacation homes.
	I think it's what the kind of stuff we should be doing.
	You know, us, not the government.
	I don't like it when it's like, oh, the government should do it.
	We should just be playing pranks on our politicians.
	And you go, well, you're taking advantage of the homeless.
	How am I taking advantage of the homeless?
	They have more money.
	They're in a nicer place.
	And I literally paid for the transportation.
	That's called a job.
	Okay.
	And they still get to use drugs.
	There's no drug tests.
	So I'm actually being nice to them.
	And I give them alcohol money, which means they can still have fun.
	Okay.
	So don't even talk to me about this.
	And you go, oh, but there's nothing to do in front of them.
	That's just making them bored.
	Hey, Aboriginals play with sticks out here.
	Okay.
	They have their instrument after 10,000 years of culture is a hollowed out tube and they're doing fine.
	So don't talk to me shit.
	There's very developed cultures that have this stuff going on.
	So I just feel like we need to have an answer to this because these people are like, why are women being targeted?
	Well, there's gang members.
	This is psychotic stuff, right?
	And this is crazy stuff.
	He's sleepy.
	Are you sleepy?
	No.
	No.
	No, my brain just needed oxygen.
	You know, come on.
	But yeah, no, no, no.
	I always thought, hey, you know, if Governor Abbott sends, you know, these migrants, it's just kind of like, what does that even do?
	I don't know.
	These people aren't even at their vacation homes.
	They're not, they're never home.
	You know, yeah, you can send them there.
	I think it would be funnier if we all stopped paying taxes all at the same time.
	And then we, and then instead of, you know, paying taxes and then funding this little homeless people relocation operation, we just don't pay taxes.
	And then we give those monies that we would have paid in taxes to the homeless people for their drugs and, you know, their alcohol.
	And yeah, sure.
	Let's send them to wherever it is that these people live, but let's give them the tools they need.
	Let's put them through like a lockpicking lawyer course where they learn how to pick locks and get into places, you know?
	That way it's not really, it's not like breaking and entering.
	It's more like a masterful, skillful entering.
	And then they can set up shop and then squat.
	I think that would be a great idea because then it becomes a big pain in the ass, right?
	In California, the squatter rules.
	Am I wrong?
	Well, even if they're squatting on a make a bussy too, because that thing, you have to squat on that, apparently.
	It's a big, big squatting in this involved.
	It is big on that.
	For those of you guys that are here, make sure, by the way, to subscribe right below.
	If you're on Rumble, I really need your subscriptions.
	It helps a lot.
	Because Rumble does really does boost people based on certain factors.
	And I think if we can work on a year, we can get boosted up in the factors because like we're just going to ride YouTube out until they completely nuke us because we got nuked again.
	You'll just notice there's some numbers down and some stuff recently because we got re, I applied for monetization and then I got redenied for hateful and harmful conduct on YouTube.
	And then they sort of like restricted, they put like this like restriction.
	They said like your count's like something's locked.
	I forget they took away they we were on limited distribution.
	Now we're on full limit distribution.
	So our YouTube is like kind of fucked.
	But you know, who knows?
	I may figure out a new plan to just maybe I'll just release street content on YouTube or something, you know, something like that and just let the channel die eventually.
	But Rumble's where it's at.
	We've got to grow our Rumble.
	We've got to be on here.
	It's the future.
	Even though it's a smaller community, it's really not like, this is what people don't understand.
	We get as many live viewers on Rumble now as we get on YouTube.
	So the problem with that is, is it's like, okay, so yeah, you only have, think about that.
	We have 33,000 subscribers and can get more live viewers than we can on YouTube with 530,000 subscribers.
	That's how much censorship is.
	Like, that's crazy.
	I can get more viewers on Twitter.
	I can get more viewers on Facebook.
	Like, that's just the ridiculous stuff.
	At least Facebook and YouTube are honest about destroying channels and they tell you up front like your channel's fucked and we hate you.
	I may start a new YouTube channel.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if it's worth it anymore.
	YouTube's so gay.
	I have a couple YouTube channels, but we'll see.
	Anyway, if you aren't a part of locals, make sure you join as well at the locals community.
	We're just going to do a quick Q ⁇ A with you guys on for the locals community.
	It's a question and answer with me and Kaylin.
	Kaylin, want to go ahead and plug your socials before we jump over?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Hey, listen, you can follow me on Twitter at from Kalen, F-R-O-M-K-L-E-N.
	You can see it right down there.
	Same on Instagram.
	Those are the two places that I'm most active.
	And by the way, listen, I just got this new peak performance brain health supplement pack.
	You should message me about that.
	Please do message me about that.
	If you're feeling a little foggy, if you're feeling a little lazy, you're feeling like, I don't know, you're a slab and you suck.
	You want to do better in life, please message me.
	Yeah, message him.
	All right, guys, we'll see you over at locals, ElijahSchaffer.locals.com.
	Thanks for watching on Rumble.
	And we have big news, like I said, coming up in the next few weeks.
	I'll see you on Friday night at 10 p.m. Eastern Time.

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