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My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am your top 17 host here at Nightly Offensive.
We got a great show for you today because you thought Pride Month never went as far as you'd like it to.
That's what you've all been emailing me about.
You've been sending me text messages.
Make America more gay.
That's what we're missing.
So I want to check in on America, see how you guys are doing.
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't look like you guys are doing too good, but we're all falling down.
We're falling head over heels for the gayest month of the year.
This is Knightly Offensive.
My guest today is BG Cumby.
Let's get down.
All right.
We got a great show for you today.
I'd like to introduce my guest today.
He is a myth, the legend, the one, the only, BG Cumby.
Wow.
Big entrance there, dude.
Welcome to Knightly Offensive.
It's so absolutely good to have you here.
How are you doing, brother?
If I'm on my phone during the show a lot, I'm sorry.
It's just my generation.
I'm really addicted to my phone, and I'm currently receiving orders from Klaus Schwab on what to say.
So just bear with me here.
I don't go on these big fancy podcasts a lot.
Well, I was going to say, it's funny you outed yourself on the show because that's actually why we invited you on here.
I feel like we don't get a lot of insiders, like people that live in the global elite.
We hear about baby eaters.
We don't meet them.
So it's good to finally.
Well, I'm not out.
I'm not out the closet.
No, out of WEF.
We like.
Oh, yeah, the elites.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
My bad.
We like to meet them.
No, we're not out of the closet.
In fact, though, maybe we all should be.
I don't know if you're aware.
It is Pride Month this month.
I mean, we had Gay Appreciation Day, Trans Awareness Day, Trans Visibility Month.
We had, I think we had Queer Sundays.
And now we got the whole damn month, bro.
How are you feeling today?
What's going through your head?
Are you excited?
Where's the energy at?
For this historic event, I am very excited.
I think Rusty Cage, my friend there in the live chat, said it best.
You got the perfect guest on tonight to kick off Pride Month.
What's tonight?
The second?
Okay, my bad.
You should have had me on yesterday.
But yeah, we're still kicking off Pride Month.
We're proud of who we are.
You know, whether you're an elite, whether you're out there eating babies, whether you're out there fisting other men, it really doesn't matter.
I think everyone should just be proud of who they are, no matter what you do, really.
Yeah, be proud of who you are.
And if people don't know you, I think we're all first introduced to you by the infamous time where you actually trolled Fox News pretending to be Antifa a few years ago.
So were you trolling or what was going?
Were you trolling or were you really Antifa?
Is this real?
I really haven't even decided yet on how to spin this.
It's like, depends on who asks.
Depends on who asks if I was pulling a prank or not.
I mean, I'll just say that I did it for entertainment purposes, for sure.
I did it for entertainment purposes.
And boy, howdy, did it backfire on me?
I legitimately got investigated by the government for doing that stunt.
They really thought I was some kind of insider threat.
Dude, okay, but let me see.
If people don't know this, this actually happened.
I remember this happened.
Look at this.
Check this out.
But why can't you guys peacefully protest like Gandhi or Martin Luther King?
You see, we do peacefully protest.
In the case of Martin Luther King, not from what I see on the video, but go ahead.
When they were attacked, they certainly defended themselves.
When Martin Luther King was shot and assassinated, he well, I'm not comparing you to Martin Luther King.
I was just saying maybe you should try to adopt some of their tactics.
What is your goal, your bottom-line goal?
Our goal, I like to keep it plain and simple.
I like to say we want to smash the fashion.
So violence is.
I mean, all types of fascism, racism.
Okay, who's the fascist?
Mainly these right-wingers who attack us.
They are all over the internet these days and they've been emboldened by this administration to show their faces in real life and come attack us.
So you guys are like a self-defense group.
Is that what you're saying?
Okay, got it.
You're a self-defense group.
Who did you vote for in the election?
I voted for Hillary Clinton.
Okay.
I'm sure she's proud to have you as a supporter.
Well, I don't know if the Secret Service is watching.
Maybe they should take a closer look at you, Kevin.
I appreciate you coming in to war.
I wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders, but the nomination was stolen from him.
But I just could not let Drum take the presidency.
Okay, well, you know what?
There you go.
Well, are you being serious?
Because, I mean, I feel like Antifa is more of an idea and less of a group.
So this could be real.
It's hard.
You do look pretty convincing.
I mean, I will say my political views have changed over time.
You know, they say as you get older, you get more conservative.
I like to describe myself now as a classical liberal.
You know, I'm pretty lipt-hearted after going to college, and I like classical music too.
You know, Debussy and Choppin' and Bach and stuff, you know, so I like to call myself a classical liberal.
That's a pretty fitting term for me.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see if I get more conservative as I grow older.
I still believe in my mission of smashing the fash, though.
I will never stop fighting against agendas of hatred and bigotry, no matter where they may be in the world.
It's very deep.
I mean, I got to respect that.
I mean, it's like you both let people do the gay stuff, but you got to do it to some classical beats.
He's like under on the Beethoven rhythm.
So I think there's a real, real mix there of classical liberalism.
Some other notable classical liberals are Dave Rubin.
He is a he is a very, you know who that is, Dave Rubin?
Oh, yeah, I know who Dave Rubin is.
And I was going to say Destiny, the streamer, the omni-liberal on Twitter.
Big, big inspiration for me.
Very nice.
And man, I wish I had my shirt on tonight, but it's a shirt that depicts a gay couple holding some rifles and they got some marijuana plants behind them, you know, and it's, it says, I want gay couples to be able to defend their marijuana farms with rifles.
That's how I feel about politics.
I actually found that shirt on Reddit.
It's one of my favorite shirts, but my mom is currently washing it right now.
That's really good.
And the key thing, I want people to know this too with BG, that you take everything he says seriously, just like you take my word seriously, because nothing ever is double entendre.
I say that only for the good old YouTube mods who are out there.
Enjoy this.
Dude, so I don't know if you know about this, but it is Pride Month, okay?
It has gotten pretty crazy.
We're going to have to talk about this because is it that it's too crazy or is it that it's not crazy enough?
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Dude, so getting into this topic, we've got to get into this.
This is what's going on in the Matrix.
Some crazy stuff happened yesterday with the Daily Wire, and we found out that misgendering people might be the worst thing that has ever happened.
Let's check in what's going on in the computer simulation.
this is nightly offensive well it turns out that the daily wire uh prominent conservative organization very wealthy very very very wealthy uh has decided they wanted to release a copy of their film what is a woman on twitter for free because twitter is supposed to be a bastion of free speech uh
To kind of get into the conundrum of what happened, it ended up getting blocked and marked as sensitive.
And it ended up actually being hidden from the general public where you couldn't share it.
You couldn't comment on it.
Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, weighed in on this, saying this was a mistake by many people at Twitter.
It is definitely allowed.
Whether or not you agree with using someone's preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws.
The video was actually suspended from being shared because there was two cases of misgendering that went on in it.
I should note, I do personally use someone's preferred pronouns, he said.
It is his manners.
However, Twitter had backlash as people like Joshua Elric said, FYI, misgendering is absolutely illegal.
It's illegal.
And if it creates a hostile work environment, otherwise violates civil laws.
Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
Here he is.
I'm 100% almost confident this is AI.
Is this AI?
I don't know anymore.
I mean, judging by the shadows, what it is is he's probably got a very prominent five o'clock shadow.
This is a high testosterone man right here.
Uh, what they probably did was they just Photoshop blurred that five o'clock shadow he's got going on and that on that double chin and um made it look AI generated.
But uh, you know, I see guys like that walking down the street every day, so I think I'm inclined to believe it's real, bro.
I know he doesn't have a double chin, they borrowed his neck in our exit from Afghanistan.
It was a third landing strip for the C-17 bombers.
I mean, like, literally, like, what an insane, what an insane that's a lot of prop, bro.
I've heard people investing in that property.
That's an entire that's an entire continent.
I think that's uh, I think that's the source of where they get the fat for the BBL injections that all these women are getting.
Oh, but let's let's ask this.
So, people are saying misgendering.
This is where the topic is.
Has it gone too far?
This video that now has 70 million views.
I don't care.
Daily Wire is a very rich company.
They make a lot of money.
They didn't need money.
They have some of the biggest investors.
They're backed by foreign interests, etc.
It's a very large company.
They do a lot of good in the world.
But in this film, it's Pride Month.
They launched it for free because people don't understand the very simplicity of what is a woman.
And I find that to be so crazy that in 2023, it's like what's considered sensitive content or what's considered like a controversy is like asking a question on like, what is a woman?
Do you even know what that is?
Do you know what a woman is?
So, so, first of all, are we going to talk about what a woman is?
Are we going to talk about the misgendering situation?
Because I have a lot to say on both topics.
Well, I'm saying, yeah, because what is a woman would also invoke the misgendering, right?
Because if a woman is an indistinguishable, immutable construct, it's like biological, then misgendering is just a logical fallacy.
Like, I mean, you like, you can't really misgender someone if they can't change their gender, if it's linked to sex.
But if a woman is a mind game, if it is a construct, if it is a mental thing, then yeah, then you could misgender someone because they have the right to control and change it.
So it's like, what is a woman and is misgendering a problem?
So, first of all, I'll say about what is a woman.
I think I'll just cover all my thoughts here.
As a gamer, I have to follow the meta, whether it be in the virtual world or in real life.
And the meta is determined by what the science says and what the experts say.
So, really, I defer to the experts and the scientists on what a woman is.
You know, I don't really think that I'm personally qualified to say what a woman is or would be or should be.
We are in the age of relativism.
That's the current meta.
So, I'm going to go ahead and follow that.
But I will say that I have a bit of my own take here on what a woman is.
I define women as the meme gender, the meme gender, me, M-E-M-E.
I call them women because they're the meme gender.
That's all I got to say about that.
So, you don't think you're qualified to define what a woman is?
Like, what is the qualifications to define a woman?
Like, I mean, what, what is, when do you know?
You meet him and you're like, dude, that's the qualification.
That's the resume that I want to tell me what a woman is.
Like, what's on what's on my resume if I'm qualified?
Well, first of all, you got to go to college.
Got to go to college.
Trade school, you know, blue collar.
Don't know what they're talking about.
Definitely have to have some kind of degree, right?
Or maybe, maybe, I think maybe a good person to ask would be Andrew Tate.
You know, he's been around a lot of women.
He gets a lot of women.
Maybe we should ask some womenizers, some pickup artists.
Maybe they have some good thoughts on what a woman is, you know, because I mean, they've probably been with enough women to get a good opinion of it, right?
Like, I can't say what a man is because I haven't been with any men.
I mean, I haven't been around a lot of men, you know.
A lot of my friends, like, so scratch, I don't have friends.
My dad wasn't in, well, yeah, I don't want to go into that.
I'm just going to start crying.
I'm not trying to laugh at your pain.
I'm just, I got three lists.
I have for the qualifications is they have a degree and they are womenizers and they've not been with men or something like that.
Is that correct?
Sorry, repeat the question.
Well, I just, well, that answers my, it answers my question.
I'm saying, so they have to be womenizers.
But I am, but I'm wondering then.
So then, if we have to define what a woman is, can't we just say that like men and women are designed by God?
I feel like there's a design mechanism, right?
And like one of the main main functions is like pro-creation.
They're very different.
They're complementary species.
Some people say it's an adult biological female, but I think it's a specific subset.
It's a human.
It's a helpmate.
It's somebody who was created.
Their intuition, their smell is a lot stronger than men's.
They can sniff things out both physically and technically metaphysically too.
They can always have four eyes.
Women have two eyes in the back of their head, two eyes on the front of their head, right?
I mean, they can always see everything going on.
And my favorite thing that God made in women is they're telepathic.
So they can read your thoughts and you don't even have to say things, but you could be guilty of saying them.
And so I like that.
I know, right?
They just know everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, they just make stuff up.
You know, I don't know if you've ever had a girlfriend.
Aren't you married?
Yeah.
Oh, I know they do make stuff up, but it's almost, but you're still guilty of it.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they make stuff up all the time, right?
They'll just start accusing you of things you never even heard of, right?
Like, man, if I had been accused of half the things that my one girlfriend had accused me of, if that was true, I'd be like this alpha Chad, like getting models and making millions of dollars.
Like, man, I wish that stuff she was accusing me of would have been true, you know?
Well, well, yeah.
And so the question, though, that I have, which is good on the misgendering, is, do we take, do we take, oh, shoot, what is this?
Here we go.
Do we take this guy's advice, Joshua Elric?
Do we make misgendering people illegal?
Should I be able to use your pronouns or can I use whatever pronouns I want?
That's the question everybody has because they're saying it's sensitive, right?
This is a problem in society.
And you got giga chads like this that are weighing in, saying like you should be put in jail.
This could be AI.
I don't know.
But either way, if it was AI, maybe AI is trying to teach us something.
Am I right?
Like, maybe AI knows better.
Maybe AI wants us to all just do it correctly and gender people the way they want to be treated.
I feel like Elon Musk, super cucked on this one, though.
And this is a bad sign for Twitter because if you can't follow biological consistency and you can't just, you have to, you know, follow the weird social guidelines that are made up every two weeks.
It feels like it's changing every two weeks.
And you got to listen to that guy.
I feel like we have a problem.
Do you not think so?
Yeah, Elon Musk is like an idiot savant.
Maybe not an idiot, but basically he should just stick to building rockets.
I browsed a lot of Reddit in my time.
Okay.
And years ago on Reddit, we Redditors, we Redditors, we actually loved Elon Musk for many, many years.
We thought he was a genius.
Perhaps the second coming of Jesus Christ, he was going to save us all from these low IQ hordes of scum and Conservators and all these, you know, these red state voters, people like that.
He was going to come down and save us from all of them with his technology and whatnot.
And it turns out that he's kind of a chud.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's kind of a man, what's the word for it?
He's a Republican.
He's a Rethuglican.
He's not the person we thought he was.
And like I've said, my political views have changed over time.
I'm a 100% a free speech advocate, however you want to interpret that.
Of course, misgendering people shouldn't be illegal or, you know, there shouldn't be legal penalties or penalties on a website for misgendering someone.
It kind of falls under freedom of speech, right?
Like if you called me a cracker right now, I mean, that's on the same level as misgendering someone is it's like using a slur, right?
Right.
I mean, I, no, I think, I think if you're retarded, that's okay, because I think we should, you know, understand that being retarded is a, is both a, uh, it's a real thing, right?
I'm not talking about someone who's like disabled because disabilities are different.
I'm talking about like so detached from reality that I think that you think that you're a girl when you're not.
And like, I'm not even into controlling people, but now they're trying to control me because now they're telling me I have to agree with their nonsense.
Like it's one thing for me to be okay and say, look, you'd be weird.
Go be weird.
Be a weirdo.
But it's another thing to say, I want you to agree with my weirdness because that's where I draw the line with guys like this who are probably AI, but who knows?
The AI thing.
I will propose this question to you, though.
What is the difference between preferred pronouns and say a nickname?
Because my real name is Kevin, but I don't want to get doxed here on the internet and have pizzas and death threats sent to my house.
So I go by my online name, BG Cumby.
What's the difference between preferred pronouns and say a nickname?
Like if your name's Elijah, what if you wanted to be called Elijah?
You know, like you're, you, you're maybe like a high school senior and you're wanting to be cool, you know, you're wanting a little bit of a cooler name.
You think Elijah is a lame name and you're going through that phase where you're growing your hair out and hating your parents.
And, you know, you, you pull up to school one day and you're like, hey, guys, call me Elijah.
You know, what's the difference between a nickname and preferred pronouns?
Because a preferred pronoun, it's grammar.
So grammar, there's something called like diction and structure in English language.
And pronouns are associated directly to a gender.
So they're about identifying people based upon a sexual dimorphism.
So it's like your nickname is irrelevant.
I mean, if you, that's why if you want, if you tell me I changed my name to Susie and you want me to start calling you Susie, I mean, that's kind of irrelevant because there are guys named Lauren and there are girls named Lauren, right?
I mean, that's kind of a chick's name, but there are, I've met a guy who's like, it's a girly name, you know, they're kind of pip squeaks for having that name.
Well, but I'm saying like, yeah, but it's not gender associated, meaning you could still make an argument, but like a gendered pronoun is a gendered pronoun.
So now you're asking me to use different language.
It would be like asking me to like, you know, sell cars but advertise them as rocks.
Now you're being dishonest because you're on, you're on a projection here to where you're advertising a car, but I'm saying it's a rock.
Now that's talking about like misleading the public.
So it's misleading versus the name.
I feel like there's a difference.
I don't really care.
That's why it's like, dude, do whatever you want.
And I get, I get Elon Musk's mentality of like, I'll just call them their preferred pronouns, probably because it's in the workplace.
It could be considered discrimination.
But why is it discrimination?
When did everyone become such a pussy?
That's my question.
Like, why do we even care?
Like, why would you care if someone even used your correct pronouns?
Like, if somebody just called me a she all the time and like called me Elizabeth, as long as I knew they were trying to get my attention and then I'm cool with it.
Like, if they're like, Elizabeth, you pass papers and I knew I'm Elizabeth to them.
I'm just going to go with that shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm Elizabeth.
Let's do it.
Like, I like my mom's last name was Beale.
She was Maureen Beale.
And she worked for some Asians.
And they pronounced her last name beer.
She's dead.
So that's not doc.
Can't dance when you're dead.
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry.
But, but they said they would call her beer, B-E-R.
And you say, be a casma, be a casma, beer, beer customer, right?
Be a casma.
And they called her an alcoholic beverage.
And I think she didn't mind.
Not only is beer in some situations a great drink, even non-alcoholic beer, which is very new and trendy these days, but also as long as you know that your Chinese immigrant boss is calling you when they call you Bier Kasma, Biar Casma, then I think who gives a shit?
Yeah, I can kind of agree with that take.
You know, as a person, I don't need external validation.
You know, you're on the internet for over a decade, like we have been, and you just get so many haters and threats.
And, you know, people have been saying that I'm truning out.
You know, I can affirm or deny that, but people are always saying I'm wearing lipstick and my lips are flaming red, you know, and then I'm ugly and I look like a grandma because of my opal earrings and just all this other stuff.
I'm not funny anymore.
I'm aging badly.
I'm balding.
You know, I just can't listen to all that stuff, you know?
So I'm a person that doesn't need external validation.
So if someone were to call me by the wrong pronouns or the wrong name, you know, I don't take offense to it.
I don't care.
They can go be a douchebag and call me the wrong name or the wrong pronouns if they want.
It's their right to.
But like I said, I don't need external validation.
But some people are sensitive.
Some people do need that external validation.
And it's up to us as a society to protect our weakest links and hopefully raise them up.
And it makes the chain that binds us all together much stronger.
Am I right?
I think sounds like some communist shit.
Kind of.
Yeah.
You don't think so?
Yeah, you could say that.
Like I said, my political views are always changing and evolving as I finally grow into real adulthood.
I'm 25 years old now.
I do have a solution to this gendered language debate, though, is we should all just speak Indonesian.
Okay.
For those of you who don't know, I'm not just a comedic genius, I'm a political genius as well.
Indonesia is actually like the fourth largest country by population.
They got like 400 million people living in Indonesia speaking Indonesian or something like that.
So if we can get the rest of the seven and a half billion people in the world to start speaking Indonesian, that would solve all this gendered language debate stuff because in Indonesian, there's no gendered language.
It's all one gender in Indonesian.
Right, because they've killed a lot of the other ones because it's a Muslim country.
So there's probably not a lot of openly gay people in Muslim countries.
I would assume.
I would assume because they say, let's like, you know, I would say, they say it throws me off when you use the wrong pronouns.
But in the case of Indonesians, they might actually be throwing them off of roofs.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't know if Indonesia is the greatest start to that.
Sharia law, yeah.
They keep people in check.
You know, you steal something, hand gets chopped off.
You say something bad about the king, thrown in jail.
But Sharia law is good for transgenders because if you say that you're a, you know, you want to say you're a girl, if they're chopping something off, they're saving you $30,000 in plastic surgery.
Boom, wiener off.
Boom, balls removed.
And it's like, you don't even have to go to the hospital and pay exorbitant amounts of money.
Sharia law may be the cheapest.
That's free health care.
Free health care.
Free health care.
Very based, very based free health care right there.
And actually, it's interesting you bring that up because, like I said, I'm a political genius and I know this stuff.
In Iran, actually, in Iran, if you identify as transgender, the government of Iran actually forces transgender people to get sex change surgeries, whether they consent to it or not, which is actually, yeah.
Well, okay, so let's talk about this.
Let's get into this, the Pride Month here.
So it looks like everybody, though, is no, no, no.
But with this, with this nonsense that's going on, like companies are actually changing their tunes.
So like the MLB had, you know, everyone, every company used to make these graphics and they would make them last definitely all Pride Month.
And there was the joke that the day after, you know, when July 1st started, they would change their logos back.
But there's been a lot of pushback recently.
I don't know if you've seen against these companies for sort of bringing this out into the open because it's gone away from being about recognition and it's being about forced acceptance.
The MLB apparently only had a gay logo for one day, which I know is very controversial these days.
But even more importantly, even the U.S. Navy, which arguably is always gay, right?
I mean, if you're gay, that's the branch you join.
You gotta be stuffed in a submarine for a long time.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
I got stuffed.
What, you were a Marine?
No, I'm saying the Navy is where the gay, where the gay soldiers serve.
And it's been known for that for a long time.
So good on that.
No, I know.
Yeah, I got a story about the old Navy.
One of my new bits I'm doing is that I'm going around town pretending to be a blind Marine.
I didn't actually technically serve, but I was trying to join the Navy and they wouldn't let me because of the Fox thing.
But that's a whole different story.
We'll get back on topic of this MLB thing.
Yeah, look, I think one day is.
You see that?
They changed it back.
The U.S. Navy took off their gay stuff.
So did the MLB.
A bunch of companies only did gay stuff for one day.
Are you really gay if you're just gay for one day?
Depends on if you think being gay is a choice or not.
For all the people out there that think being gay is a choice, I challenge you to try and go be gay for a week.
You know, if you're a man, go suck off another dude for a week and see if you like it.
And if you don't like it, well, then you're not gay and you have to admit that you're either born gay or you're not gay.
And if you do like it, well, then congratulations because you just went on a journey of self-discovery and that's beautiful.
You can join the Navy now, right?
I mean, it's like basically, if you don't know which branch of government to join, you're just saying, go see if you're gay.
And if you are gay, you can cross the Air Force off your list.
You can cross the Marines off.
You are now a seaman.
And that's kind of funny that they call them seamen.
You know what I mean?
Because if you are what you eat, then if you're gay, then you are a seaman.
That's good for you, right?
I mean, that's, we can get some confetti for that one.
Yeah, yeah, back in middle school, you know, people call me a time, and I'd just say, you know, you are what you eat.
So then they started calling me a queer, and I didn't really have a response to that.
So yeah, really, this is all capitalism's fault.
Everything just goes back to capitalism.
Capitalism degenerates culture.
It really does.
Capitalism is like Capitalism is like oxygen and iron.
It rusts it over time, right?
Capitalism will degenerate your culture because the almighty dollar is the god of capitalism.
So anything to chase that dollar is what you will get in a capitalistic society.
It's all capitalism, all crap's fault, I should say.
Is this capitalism's fault that Anheuser-Busch stock has lost $27 billion over Dylan Mulvaney controversy?
I mean, this is still going on, right?
That there's a big market loss.
So do you feel like this is capitalism's fault that people are saying no to trans people?
By the way, I got to say, I've always thought that this campaign or this influencer campaign for the senior Dylan Mulvaney is more offensive to Dylan Mulvaney than the public.
Because imagine someone made a can with your face that looked like that on it, and then thinking that they were doing you a service.
That's what I feel like.
I feel like Bud Light, I feel like Bud Light, that's everyone lost here.
We lost, Dylan lost, Bud Light lost $27 billion, actually.
But like, that is scary, man.
That's scary shit.
If you want people to accept trans people, don't show them that picture.
That's the free market at work, you know?
So, I mean, that's what you do in a capitalist society is your vote at the ballot box doesn't really matter.
What you vote with is your dollars.
So, if you don't agree with Bud Light's ad campaign for Dylan Mulvaney there, then just don't buy Bud Light.
Really, though, I'm a big beer drinker and hell raiser, self-admittedly, but really, none of us should be drinking beer unless you're a woman.
Because as a man, drinking beer actually tanks your testosterone levels, proven.
So, all you ladies out there watching, if you want some bigger Bahangas to attract a more suitable mate, start pounding some brewskis.
For the men out there, though, go to the gym and stop drinking beer unless you want man titties.
What do you mean about this?
This guy said that he donated $20 to an LGBTQ group.
By the way, this is from locals.
You guys can join the locals chat.
It's uncensored.
ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
That he donated $20 to find a cure for LGBTQ.
He's one of those people that I got to challenge to go be gay for a week, you know?
Yeah.
Find a cure.
He should check out those bug chasing groups.
You know about those?
No, what's a bug chasing group?
Oh, man.
A bug chaser is a fetish where I'm guessing it doesn't involve bugs, right?
There's no bugs actually involved in this.
Bug is a euphemism for a sickness, sure.
I mean, I guess there's a small subset of straight bug chasers, but from everything I've researched, this is mainly an LGBT thing.
There's this small set of subset of fetishists called bug chasers.
And what they do is they try to get HIV, AIDS, and STDs on purpose.
It's like a fetish to them.
But apparently, there is straight bug chasers too.
It's not just a gay.
They try to get diseased?
Like, they try to get infected with stuff?
Oh, yeah, dude.
Look this up.
It's real.
I thought it was an elaborate trolling campaign by 4chain at first when I heard about bug chasing groups, but no.
Apparently, it's real.
These people legit try to go out and get HIV AIDS and other STDs.
But, you know, straight people do it too.
How are these people?
Wouldn't you call that mental illness, though, on 100 levels?
I mean, if you're trying to get diseased, some would say if you're living that lifestyle, you're trying to get, so they don't wear condoms and they just have what they go to, they go to P orgies or something.
They drink urine.
Yeah, yeah.
It's people that purposely go out and try to get STDs.
AIDS, from my research, I looked at a lot of these bug chasing forums.
I watched a lot of videos on bug chasing.
I did a lot of research into this.
Trust me.
Okay.
I watched everything, read everything I could.
And from everything that I saw, I'm not into this, by the way.
I just have to say that, but these people legit want to get a disease and maybe die from it.
I guess it's no different than being suicidal.
Which also is very similar to being transgender because they have a very high suicide rate.
I think it's like a 40%.
I think they have a more success rate than people who even do that.
Like, I feel really bad for people because it's an ideology that leads to a lot of self-harm, even after correct, even when it's medical intervention.
So I feel really bad because I don't think we should push or promote ideologies that lead to people getting sick or dying.
That's just my thing.
Like, I don't think we should really be promoting anything, including food and processed food or anything that's like actually making people sick.
But bug chasing, I mean, is this, are you sure there's straight people doing this?
Or is this sounds like some gay stuff?
It sounds like, remember when monkeypox was out last year and it was very popular?
People were getting it, but only certain types of people were getting it.
And it was, but we never could say who.
We never figured it out.
It was just a certain subset of the population getting monkeypox and we never figured it out.
Yeah, allegedly, hypothetically, that whole monkeypox situation was kind of suspicious.
But that's what you get in a capitalistic society.
You see, what it was was it was just another news media scare campaign like they tried to do with Ebola.
I mean, they successfully pulled it off with COVID, but I mean, they tried to do it with swine flu, Ebola, the flu each year.
I mean, they finally pulled off that big campaign, though, with COVID.
They finally managed to scare the population into submission.
It was all one big test, really.
And they tried that second test run with monkeypox and just didn't really work out.
But man, that thing you say about certain people getting monkeypox, that really is interesting because I did read a little bit about that.
It is.
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All right, back to the business.
So maybe pride hasn't gone far enough.
Now, what do you think about this?
What do we think about this?
Okay.
This is a truthful statement.
Government has been going into directions that I feel like it was never meant to go.
We probably could agree on that at the very least.
But the Department of Agriculture is gay now, right?
I mean, that's pretty crazy.
The Department of Agriculture did a double whammy, triple threat.
They have a gay icon, which is, they also have gay flags, trans flags.
And they literally, look at that.
They went all out.
I mean, this is the Department of Agriculture.
Would you trust a Department of Agriculture to be commenting on your sexuality?
Is that really the place of a Department of Agriculture?
If they wanted to talk about gay cows, right?
Okay.
I'd be interested.
I didn't even know cows were gay.
So if you want to like explain the public how cows like to just do it in the butt and they like to milk each other, maybe they just like to pull each other's udders or something.
I don't know.
But I didn't know what the Department of Agriculture has anything to do with sex.
And it feels like it's just kind of virtue signaling.
Am I wrong with that?
It just gets it gets out of hand or maybe too much in the hand?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, I like being milked.
Let's be honest.
Who doesn't like being milked from time to time?
I love being milked, but this 100% definitely virtue signaling.
And all the big companies are doing it too.
You need to look into ESG scores.
I'm sure you've already heard of ESG scores, but that's why these big corporations, these big corpos, that's why they're doing this kind of stuff.
It's a virtue signal and it increases their ESG score so they get more money, more free money from BlackRock and Klaus Schwab and all his folk.
So, I mean, when the government does this kind of stuff, though, it's just so obvious that this is a ploy to get voters, really.
I mean, that's all this is, you know, it's just, yeah, it's just whatever they can do to get a vote or whatever they can do to show that they are real allies or whatever, you know?
It is.
It's just virtue signaling at the end of the day.
I think we can agree on that.
But what about this?
They said if agriculture really wanted to do good and change their name, they could just put an F in front of the word agriculture.
And that would be kind of like owning it, right?
It's like how black people own the N-word.
Why not just call it the F-agric culture?
Is that how you pronounce it?
F-agriculture?
F-agriculture.
Well, you want me to say the word?
No, I'm just saying I feel like that's F dash.
That's what it is.
I don't mind saying that word.
I'll say the word.
I'm a fag myself.
I'm an LGBTQ member, like legitimately.
No, really, I am a member of the LGBTQ community, so I can say the word.
What letter?
What letter are you?
I really mean that.
What letter are you?
A little bit of B, a little bit of Q, you know?
Like I said, back in the day on the playground, the kids would call me queer.
So I just ran with it, started calling myself a queer.
I've been a queer ever since fourth grade, you know?
So yeah, I consider myself part of the LGBTQ, so I can say all the words if I want.
So was there an application process, right?
Because, I mean, it's a free country, but is it a community?
Like I had a homeowners association, and I paid like $130 a month, right?
And there was like rules.
And so it was like, it was my community.
And so I'm used to like, there was some paperwork when I signed my lease and there was some things involved with it.
And I kind of joined the community.
So, like, how does one go from being gay or something to then like being just a gay guy?
You're just on the street.
Or you actually, I should repeat that.
You're just a guy on the street, a girl.
You're just a fat lesbian with shaved hair.
Okay, whatever.
You're just a fat L. You're taking a fat L.
And then now you go, you're the L in the LGBTQ.
You're the LGBTQ community.
How does one join that?
Like, how do you transfer from an independent lesbian to a collective group member?
Facebook.
Facebook's a good one.
If you're over the age of 40, just join some local LGBTQ groups.
You know, start following.
If you're younger than 30, though, get on Twitter.
Just start following some furry artists, maybe some Yahoy, some Yahweh artists, some etchy artists on Twitter.
Start getting into gay spaces.
If you're a YouTuber, what I did was YouTube put out a survey and I encouraged Rusty Cage, my friend who was in chat earlier, go check his YouTube channel out as well.
YouTube sent out that survey.
They asked us, are we an LGBTQIA2S plus YouTube artist?
And I had to check yes.
And I guess that was the first time in my life that I really felt validated.
And I thought, man, you know, I'm no longer just an honorary LGBTQ member.
I'm really a part of this thing.
You know, when I finished, I just closed the tab and went to nhentai.net, typed in Yahoo, and got my freak on.
You know, this is the best I'd felt in years.
You know, I was finally able to be myself.
It's kind of a huge weight off my shoulders.
So, YouTube's music department, it's like you click the box from big tech.
So, if you want to go join the community, it's like you just got to check the box.
And I guess, would that also apply, though, to other forms of asking you?
Because I went to the doctor and they asked me my preferred pronouns.
I mean, am I gay now?
I said I'm he, him.
I mean, I, because I had to select it.
It wouldn't let me not select my pronouns.
So, I selected my fact that I used pronouns at the hospital.
Am I part of the community?
Is that how you join?
Am I now in it?
Can I exit?
Is there a fee?
Like, I mean, it's, did it, did it, is it, is it a good thing?
Should I be happy about this?
Or like, how, what separates that?
I mean, I feel a little bit like in the in limbo here.
Um, I've told this story before, but several years ago, um, back when I was a chud, I went through a little, excuse me, I went through a little 4-chain phase back in 2016.
I was a blump supporter, I was a jud.
I would troll trans people online, you know, I wouldn't validate them.
And I went to the hospital to get a testicular surgery.
And way back in 2016, actually, they asked me my pronouns and I put attack helicopter on there.
Now, listen, I thought it was the funniest joke in the world.
I get it's cringe now, but this was 2016.
I put attack helicopter, and you know what they did?
I didn't go see the doctor, they brought in a mechanic and some synthetic oil and some spare parts, some nuts and bolts, the Jesus nut, they call it on the rear rotor of those Apache helicopters.
Man, they brought in all this military-grade hardware and they were trying to fix me like I was an actual attack helicopter.
They took it seriously, and that blew my mind.
From that day forward, I knew that, you know, no matter what pronouns you pick, you're just as valid as anybody, you know.
But due to that mix up, I did have several years' worth of trouble and hardships when I went to go fill out paperwork at the DMV and on the census.
You know, it took me years to get that stuff fixed.
Yeah, it's legit, man.
You can't even joke about that stuff anymore.
They say you joke about it.
They say you go in there with.
Yeah, you go into the hospital and you say you got Fae, Fae, self pronouns.
You know, they'll start treating you like a fairy.
You know, they'll break out the magic mushroom ring and treat you like some fairies from English mythology, you know, which did exist, by the way, but that's a whole different topic.
So where were we?
Well, I was wondering, would it be against LGBTQ code of conduct if my pronouns were H-I-T-L-E-R?
Wow, that just blew my mind.
Is that wrong?
I mean, is that crossing the line?
Well, there's several prominent historians out there.
There's a lot of conflicting opinions on the H guy, on the H-word guy.
Some people say that he was a map, a minor attracted person.
Some people say he was asexual.
Some historians say that he only had one testicle.
So if some of that was true, if H-Man was asexual, for instance, which a lot of historians will tell you H-Man was asexual, then I guess that would make him a part of the LGBTQIA community.
I'm not saying everyone in our community is a good person, but you got some bad apples in with every community.
It just can't be helped.
Well, now I feel this is kind of disrespectful.
People in the locals community are now memeing us.
And I feel like.
Oh, man, what is this?
I don't know.
They're meming us now in the chat.
So that's.
Who's that guy in the helmet?
That's me.
That's you in the helmet?
I don't know why I look like that in that image, but that is me.
Yeah, it is me.
Did you have to wear a helmet as a baby too?
I have to wear one as an adult.
The problem with being with actually people say, oh, you can't say retarded.
Oh, are you going to let me speak about my own community?
Thank you.
I can say whatever I want.
Oh, you're not retarded.
Okay, cool.
Remind me where it's appropriate to address someone who's retarded and tell them that you understand who they are more than they understand themselves.
I've been living like this for 30 years now.
For 30 years, I've had to live in this mindset.
And people don't accept the fact.
It's hard to be like this.
Like, I saw a video last night.
I've never related to it more in my life.
It said people say, you know, stop being weird.
Stop acting like this.
And I would, I would like to be normal.
I would just like to fit in.
But I've got something wrong with me psychologically.
So that's the problem.
Is if I wasn't mentally handicapped in some way, you don't think I want to just join, you know, the girls and use fetch on Fridays?
You don't think I just want to, you know, do the Christmas dance in the two-piece red Santa outfit and just be cool and be too cool for school?
No, I really would want to be that.
I want to be a part of these mean girls, but I can't.
I can't because I wake up every day and I look in the mirror and I go, what the fuck is going on in the world?
But I realize it appears from all the gay commercials that everybody's really happy and everyone's, it makes a lot of sense to everyone else.
But to me, I have to open a bottle, take out some clown pills, shove them in my throat, swallow them, and learn to just enjoy life.
Because if I didn't, then I would probably blow my fucking brains out because it is a nightmare between these two temples here.
And what goes on in here is somewhat insufferable.
And I should get a disability placard for that.
I really should.
So thank you.
That was a speech on behalf of all retarded people everywhere.
And I see you.
I hear you.
This show is for you.
You have any words for the community?
No, trust me.
I know where you're coming from.
I was part of the no man child left behind policy.
That's how I graduated middle school, high school, college.
I believe President Bush implemented that one.
So I get where you're coming from.
You know, I've been called retarded my whole life.
I started believing it.
You know, I think I really am retarded at the end of the day.
I mean, we both got that flat, the back of the head, it's flat.
You know, you see that?
Wow.
We had to wear those helmets when we were kids.
Our brains didn't properly form.
That's why we got low IQs and stuff.
Very low.
Yeah, I completely understand where you're coming from.
But let me say this.
Suicide is never the answer, people.
It's never the answer.
I got to say that.
I got to stand up for my community here, my LGBTQ people, of which I am actually a member and I am actually a supporter of.
Suicide's never the answer.
If you need help, go get help, please.
I'm begging you.
You can always call me up.
Call me on Discord.
I'll talk you off that bridge any day.
That's just, it's just what I do for my fans, for my people.
I've talked several fans off that bridge.
You know, there's been nights.
I was up till four in the morning where I had a fan with a gun to his head wanting to shoot himself.
I've talked so many people off that ledge.
And it's just what I do.
I do anything for my community and for my fans.
This is really good.
And I feel like this is the only show where you get like live memes plus positive anti-suicide information, like, and like just, and just good classic fun, plus a little bit of biology.
We got an anatomy with the skull.
And it's true, though.
You know, that's the thing.
It's, dude, you know what?
The best advice I've ever heard.
I shouldn't do this while I'm telling people to call me H-I-T-L-E-R.
Because some people said, oh, call me my Fuhrer.
But I don't, I don't, my Furrow is not my pronouns.
My Fur is not my pronouns.
That could be yours, but that's just selective.
That's just a title.
However, I will say wearing a white hood and calling people the N-word probably is a good way to get your chat banned, Sneeko.
Try to try to be careful on your streams.
I'm not against a comedy, but just don't get banned from another platform, please.
We love the open discourse.
If people don't know what I'm talking about, go crazy.
These guys are awesome.
It's like 2006 on that stream on Rumble.
But speaking of the devil on this is suicide, the best advice I have is they go, if you're going to kill yourself, that's fucking crazy.
So that, and that kind of ends the game.
So before you do it, this is real advice.
Before you kill yourself, go do something that is as the craziest thing you could do right below suicide that might make your life better and go take the risk.
The worst you could do is fail at it and be at a place where you feel suicidal.
You're already there.
So go out, go out and try something crazy.
Like if you're willing to risk it all, if you don't care if you die, go to riots and film stuff and like go do some cool stuff.
Go join the military.
Join the Navy.
If you're gay, join the Navy.
So go out there and put your life on the line and go have a good time.
When I say something crazy, not illegal, like something beneficial.
Go try something you never tried before because that motivation you need, it's just like what?
Over 600,000, right?
Men kill themselves in the world every year.
I think we're up somewhere pretty high.
That might be too high.
It's not good.
Go fight for Ukraine or go fight for the Kurds in Iraq.
Do something worthwhile.
Go bungee jumping off a bridge.
Get that adrenaline flowing.
And then someone who has experience with this kind of stuff.
Yeah, then you'll really see if you want to die at the end of the day.
Go to Portland and walk the streets at night and get stabbed by people with hypodermic needles.
Really get that adrenaline flowing.
Put yourself into danger.
Then you'll see if you want to die at the end of the day.
Yeah, I think.
Let me see if I can get a couple of these.
A couple of these.
We're going to look at a couple of the memes from you guys.
Here, you guys send it on locals.
We got you guys sent this in.
I guess this is your response to Pride Month, the Deuce Vault.
And the Lord said, Nope, this is mine.
It is true.
We talked about the last stream, which had to be taken down off YouTube.
It got, well, it got taken down, I should say, off YouTube.
But the most important part is that this is this rainbow idea.
It is weird because I feel like rainbows are associated with kids and God.
So it seems like a weird, like a weird object to acquire of your LGBTQ.
You know what I mean?
Seems like a weird object.
I feel like you could have just went with like a penis or something, which would have been like cool, I guess, or like a dildo.
But you chose a rainbow.
I never understood that one.
Never did.
Got Lizzo on the internet here.
Lizzo the Gunt.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't know why you guys send this stuff.
We got that one again.
Welcome to Chick-fil-A.
Can I take your order?
And then you need to start drinking again.
I need to start drinking again.
I don't think you want me to start drinking again.
I think it's mainly white guys that make fun of Lizzo for her weight and stuff because they know they can't handle all that.
They cannot handle a system that caliber.
But I can.
So personally, I like Lizzo.
You know, those bangs are really doing it for me.
Lizzo's not that bad looking, honestly.
She's thick.
She's thick.
Do you like this?
You like this?
She's built.
She's built like a big, beautiful black woman.
Yeah.
I mean, that.
I'm serious.
To me, she look at the bangs.
I just think the bangs are real sexy.
But the body looks like one of those white gelatinous blobs that are happening into people who are like triple-dosed or whatever.
It just looks like that.
Also, did you hear YouTube today randomly decided to stop banning people for questioning the 2020 election or like saying there were irregularities?
YouTube decided that that wasn't a problem anymore.
Speaking of Sneeko and why he got banned, he got banned for election misinformation.
And now they're saying, because they don't want to get in trouble for election interference laws up in the upcoming election.
So they're saying you can question elections again until they decide you can't do it again.
It's pretty crazy.
Yeah, it's all arbitrary.
YouTube could.
That's why I say this, this, uh, this internet fame stuff, it's not real at the end of the day, because they can always just arbitrarily ban you or copyright strike you for whatever reason, and then you got to start over from square one.
If you're, if you don't really have that big of an audience I mean someone like someone like Sneeko with millions and millions of followers he'll he'll, he'll be okay if they ban him out of nowhere, you know he can recover.
But someone like me with 100k uh my other platforms don't really have that many followers I get banned on YouTube tomorrow.
I'm screwed like Over a decade of work, and it's just gone.
It's all so arbitrary at the end of the day.
Yeah, well, they've jacked up this channel.
We just got hit again last week, re-demonetized for hateful conduct or hate speech or something like that, which I don't know because this is the most G-rated show I've ever that probably is on YouTube.
And I feel like we're really, really, really careful with how we conduct ourselves because it's so important that we do.
But I do want to say to you guys that are watching on YouTube, I really do appreciate this is a Friday night stream.
We've got some more stuff that we're going to be talking about over at Rumble.
So, just so you guys know, I'm going to put the link in the chat here on YouTube.
We are going to be finishing up the show on Rumble because I'm trying to grow it.
And like I said, you know, we get about the same amount of viewers on Rumble.
What is that?
Lipstick?
People in the chat saying I'm wearing lipstick.
Would it matter, though?
Would it matter?
It's not lipstick.
My lips are just really, really red.
I think it's the blue light.
You know, blues bring out purple hues in the light.
That's why you'd be surprised how many, like, how bright these lights are in this room.
Like, I got a hairlight.
See that?
Got a hairlight.
We got a lot of these things.
My lips.
What?
My lips are just chapped and inflamed right now.
Dang, they really look hot pink, don't they?
Well, YouTube is just gay.
So if you think YouTube's gay, follow me over at Rumble.
It's about to come on rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
Links in the chat.
Join me over at Rumble.
Let's look at the rest of the stories for today.
All right.
And we're here.
We're on Rumble only.
Let's get a little round of applause.
We are here on Rumble.
It's continuing to go on.
And we continue.
So what I thought was kind of crazy, right?
They want you to accept this LGBTQ community.
And what's so insane was Grinder put out an ad that was about messaging people to everyone within 20 miles, I guess, of their office or something like that.
And it was really interesting who showed up, right?
Who's on Grinder?
It's kind of shows who's on Grinder and who showed up for the Grinder.
A lot of gay guys.
Probably.
Assumingly, this could have been considered a military recruitment ad for the Navy, too.
You know what I mean?
They're looking for submarine crewmen.
And I don't even blame them for being gay.
Honestly, if you're stuffed in a submarine, it's maybe like prison laws, you know?
Maybe you can just be gay in a submarine, like, because you're being gay in prison, but you're not gay in real life.
Like you said, try being gay for a week.
People are gay in prison for 10 years and come back out.
And maybe they're still gay, but they were then too.
So this is a recruitment ad for the Navy.
Watch this.
Hello.
Nice rocking that moment.
Okay.
Hello.
Hi, Diva.
How do you identify?
Well, that one guy was.
Hello, what?
I identify as a gay man.
Gay male.
Gay male.
Gay.
Gay man.
Mainly as queer, but to be honest, gay.
Faggot, I think is probably my favorite way to identify.
Bisexual.
Trans man.
I'm a late boy.
Non-binary and gay.
A drag queen and a gender fluid band.
Hypersexual first.
Hard bottom.
Like non-negotiable.
I am into men.
I really like when someone's comfortable with both their femininity and their masculinity.
Pup play.
Anything hairy.
And hum.
I think what I love about being queer, being like LGBT, is this like it feels like you're part of this inside joke that nobody else gets except your community.
Being queer has taken me gave me a level of confidence, like growing up, getting bullied.
If I could go through all of that, what can I not do?
When you're around people that are just 100% authentic in themselves, you kind of shine.
Taught me how to be open in your perspective.
I'm open to therapy.
A little more empathetic.
I wouldn't pick heteronormativity for me.
I love being a trans person.
Not to be straight phobic, but being gay is literally the best.
I'm really happy to be gay.
Happy Pride.
Yeah, right And there was another part of this video after it was over that is only available on Pornhub, but But I do bring this up.
This was what we could show you.
You got a link to that?
We'll drop it in the chat.
We're trying to drop it in the chat.
But I thought it was.
Well, why does everyone look like they're characters in a Wes Anderson movie or something?
You know, like, I just, it's just a very interesting array of human beings.
And I, and no one here, I guess this guy looks pretty like a normal dude.
Wait, oh, that this guy.
Here, wait, wait, wait, that guy, he kind of got the gay side.
It kind of looks like me.
Is that you?
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying it kind of looks like me.
Yeah, but like you can tell he's you can tell he's gay.
He's got his eyebrows done.
Where, let me see.
Are we coming back?
Yeah, all these people, like, why are we wearing tutus?
And like, why don't you just be a guy?
Like, I would never understood with these people.
Like, what, why does this queerness?
Why does it, where does this come from?
Like, this guy's dressed normally, right?
He's just like, I mean, he's got like a fanny pack across his chest, which is very black, maybe.
That has nothing to do with being gay.
It's just a damn thing.
Yeah, he's dressed like a.
He's dressed like a Q dog, like the Omega sci-fi fraternity, the black fraternity.
Yeah, they wear that camo and the flak jackets.
Yeah.
Looks pretty cool to me.
But I also just thought this was an interesting video because it's like, I wonder if the gay community, which you're apparently a part of now, for the time being, at least in the last hour, you're now the spokesperson on the show.
Are you all trying to fit in and be accepted?
Or are you trying to stand out?
Because when I watch a video like this, like I think people's sex life should be private information.
I don't think it's anybody's business personally to be like publicly talking about people's sex lives.
I think it's shady shit and it's kind of fucked up.
I think it's weird.
It's kind of like a weird thing, you know, for people to like really want to be public about their sex life.
I personally find that to be, you know, even if you're straight, I don't, why are you talking to kids about your sex life?
Like, it's just a weird thing.
But is this about sex?
Is this what queerness is?
What am I looking at?
What did we just watch here?
Well, I mean, yeah, you're right.
No cap.
Society, we've gotten too accustomed to just talking about sex everywhere, any time of day, everywhere you look.
But I mean, it's been like that for decades.
It's just, I mean, it was a little more tame in the past, but I'd say ever since the maybe ever since the early 80s, sex has just been everywhere, especially in advertising.
I mean, though it used to be a little bit more subtle.
But like I said, this is capitalism's fault.
Sex sells, so they're going to do whatever it takes to sell that, right?
These dating apps make a killing by completely screwing up the dating game.
I mean, the dating gay meta as a gamer, it's just completely topsy-turvy these days.
Ho-flation is a real thing, okay?
You got to be a nine out of ten Chad just to get with a five out of ten woman, all right?
And for the gay community, sometimes it's even worse.
You know, you look at the average gay man.
I mean, they're very, you know, they got a style.
They got their eyebrows and nails done.
Usually they got a little muscle on them, you know.
Funny story, actually, is that one Asian guy in that advertisement there, I think that's the Asian guy from BuzzFeed.
And when they did that testosterone test, he was the only gay man out of the four.
And he actually had the highest testosterone levels out of all the BuzzFeed guys.
And I think a lot of straight males.
No, what I'm getting at is out of you straight men, you Elijah, and all these people in the comments section hating on me.
I think a lot of you straight men are just scared of gay guys because y'all know that they got more testosterone flowing in their bodies than y'all do because you're around men all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
You get put in an environment with a bunch of big gorillas, a bunch of other men, and your testosterone levels are shooting through the roof.
Okay.
They don't go home to a nagging wife.
You know what I'm saying?
They go home to a big, muscly gay guy, a big bear.
So their brain is going caveman mode.
Their brains are going caveman mode.
It's like, oh, there's another dominant male in my space.
I need to ramp up testosterone production.
And I think a lot of you insecure chuds in the comments just won't admit this.
Well, is it?
Look, we don't know.
The key thing, let me ask you this.
This is a question I'm then asking you.
Is it gay?
Okay, this is like a game show type thing.
Is it gay?
So this guy bought a gay.
Well, he bought a computer from Goodwill for $10 to see if it could revive it.
Gay.
But he found hundreds of written reviews for gay pornography.
Like, look at that.
301 categorized to 400 for $10.
Is it gay if he reads the reviews or is it research?
Or is it gay?
Is it research?
So it's research.
Is it gay?
Can research be gay?
Because people can.
Dogs can be gay, but can research be gay?
If he was like a gender studies major and maybe he was writing a paper for his professor, then yeah, that's some gay research.
But if he's just reading this on his own, it's just research, you know.
I mean, I'm a well-known writer, novelist myself.
Got an article in Raw Egg Nationalists magazine, Man's World.
Go check it out.
So yeah, I know a little bit about prose.
And if you actually pull up some of those pictures of the gay reviews, I would actually like to read some of them.
Bro, don't take chat too seriously.
Chat is great.
Chat is just hanging out.
But I do bring out something very important here: is that when we're talking about this, though, with Pride going too far and the idea of what's actually going down in the world, is I found this new genre of music, which I'll probably start playing pretty often on the show.
I might just add it as a button.
It's called LGBTQ rap, or as I call it, affirmative action genre.
And it sounds like this.
Oh, yeah, gay rap.
Here we go.
I'm about to pop up on the opposition.
And that's not the only part, by the way.
There's a second part to this as well.
I know you guys, the chat's really asking for me to play this stuff.
But there's this one.
Wait, that's hard.
That's like a, it's like a trans Tom McDonald.
You know, Tom McDonald, that reminds me of like a transgender Tom McDonald.
Oh, yeah, Tom McDonald.
I know about Tom McDonald.
I'm not tucking in public.
Want my nuts hanging?
Was that what they said?
Yeah, he doesn't tuck it in public.
He wants his nuts to be public or something like that.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
Dude, that's hard.
It says, I'm not tucking in public.
I want you to know where my nuts is.
I see your empty wallet.
Wow.
That's pretty rough there.
Why does it sound like Tom McDonald, but looks like a trans divestite?
It's confusing.
That's just shock.
That's just shock value.
You know, those guys in the 80s with the guitars and poison and Motley Crew, they just did all that stuff for shock value.
You know, they were sleeping with like 100 women each night, but they go up on stage and lipstick and eyeshadow.
It was just, you know, it's just a shock thing.
I think that person's really queer, though.
I saw their page on TikTok and it was like pretty.
Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely.
LGBTQ member.
Yeah, but it's weird because it's like masculine sounding rap music, but it's like transgender.
Maybe it is just shock value.
I wish I didn't know it that it existed, though.
Like, there are some days when I discover genres and I don't want them to exist and then they exist because it's just, it's, it's getting like, you know, when you, when certain food groups don't mix, like, you know, when you start, like, there's really good food groups, right?
Like Mexicasian or something like that, or like Asian infusion, and that's pretty good.
Got like sushi burritos, that's good.
But then there's some genres that are not good, right?
There's some genres that are disgusting.
Like, have you ever had like an Indian-based seafood buffet?
Like, like curry prawns, you know what I mean?
Like curry, like fresh cold lobster and curry sauce.
It's just diarrhea waiting to happen.
I feel like this is one of those genres that it's like, it's just crossing too much.
Literally, I mean, that's the point.
He's trying to cross-dress, cross-act, but it feels like a little too much.
Yeah, yeah, that genre.
I get it.
The genre mashing thing.
I kind of do enjoy when people do that experimental genre smashing thing, you know, and they try to get these conflicting genres together.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Really, though, the only ethnic food that I really eat is Italian food, so I can't speak on that Indian food.
But I will say, you know, I hate Mexican food.
I hate Mexican food.
I can't stand it.
Nothing against Mexican people.
It's just, I don't like the food.
What don't you like?
I used to not like Mexican food as a child, but now I do like it.
I think it's pretty good.
I think tacos are pretty awesome.
I think burritos are pretty delicious.
Some nachos.
Maybe some, I don't like like mole or like maybe more ethnic versions of the food, but like, you know, some guacamole.
You don't like guacamole?
Is this a guacamole hating?
I mean, so you'll try it.
You'll try this all sexually, but not when it, but not involving avocados.
You know what I mean?
I didn't say I was, I didn't say I was trying things sexually.
I'm a virgin.
You know, I'm an I'm a true incel internet celebrity.
But also, incel is what I incel is short for internet celebrity.
You know, I'm trying to reclaim the word, but no, I'm a virgin, dude.
I don't, I don't talk to men or women.
I don't use dating apps.
Uh, you know, if I got the urge, like I said, I just pull up some inhentai.net, get to work.
It's like some regular maintenance that needs to be done.
It's like an oil change, you know.
I get it over with, and then that's the end of the story.
You know, hentai.
Is it tentacle?
Is that tentacle pornography?
Tentacle?
Tentacle pornography?
Oh, man.
I mean, it's all kinds of stuff.
You know, you got the tentacles, you got the mother-daughter combos, which is a Yakodan.
You got Yaoi, which is which is boy on boy, and then you got Echi, which is girl on girl, and then you got Nakadashi, which is like swimsuits, and then you got Megumi, which is like eyeglasses, and then you got oh man, what's another um, you got like you know, breast expansion, um, man, there's just all kinds of things there.
The Japanese, they're a really creative people, I'll say that much, but enough about that.
They're just not that friendly.
Like I said, huh?
They're not that friendly, Japanese people.
I feel like they're oh man, well, they love white people, you know, they love white people.
Uh, World War II, that alliance with Germany, a lot of Japanese people that was ingrained in like their cultural spirit.
Japanese people love the blonde hair, blue eye-type white guy.
You know, I don't know if you'd be as popular because you got the brown hair, but I go to Japan, I'm an instant celebrity.
You know, uh, that's actually what I plan on doing when this YouTube stuff finally fizzles out for me.
I'm gonna just go to Japan and be like one of those white guys they always bring on the show, you know, token, token white guy is what I'll be.
Yeah, well, the uh tentacle pornography value in Gematria is 1,110, chat chat says, just to let you guys know, in case you're into Gematria, because you wanted to you wanted to cross Gematria with uh like number numerology, right, with pornography, but like you know what I think about this idea of did it go too far?
So, what's interesting is we've got a lot of fresh stuff coming on with the show.
Like, I'm just gonna put it out there.
Like, there's like some new stuff that I'm gonna be involved in pretty soon.
Like, it's just taking a lot of prep work, but I'm kind of like uh launching some stuff with some other with some other groups, some other networks, some stuff that's gonna be happening.
I'm really excited.
Got some really, really great just offers on the table and some things to get going and really start pushing the content and kind of reimagining things.
I didn't know today when we were getting on here, even what your political leaning was.
I had, like, I don't know, okay.
I just, I'm just at the stage right now where I fucking hate the establishment right wing.
I just think it's full of fucking shit.
And even the anti-like, all these people, like, oh, I'm actually like, yeah, like, I'm actually like, really not like conservative and stuff.
It's like, dude, fuck all of you guys.
Literally, you just all suck.
Okay.
You all, all your content is boring.
It's rehashed.
I hate it.
And I want to start something new, right?
I want to try to do something new.
So we have you on.
I didn't know you were a member of the LGBTQ community, which is amazing because you're a virgin as well.
So you're a non-acting or like a non-engaging member of a community, which would be like being a part of an HOA, but never attending a meeting.
It's like you're still a member.
You just don't show yourself present.
Does it make you not a member?
That's between you and the HOA.
That's what you and your community.
You still got to pay your dues.
Right.
You still got to pay your dues.
However, going forward on this and kind of being in demonstrably about this, I just always have wondered because I'm from LA, right?
I'm from Hollywood and I'm born and raised, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
We can just call this a very gay show today.
I have a bit of a gay voice and mannerisms, you know, so I could be an honorary member of the community whenever I want to.
I just be like, yeah, I'm a part of the community.
And then we just chill in, you know.
Oh, what do you do with part of the community?
I can make it up.
I could be like, do we just drink Bud Light?
You know what I mean?
We drink Bud Light.
And we like, you know, we drink Bud Light and we have balls.
You know, like, who's to define?
That's the whole point of the group.
You can't define it.
Right?
So there you go.
But about Pride Month going too far, I feel like people are kind of sick of it.
And this is real.
This is a real thought.
Meaning, like, I think people are in my boat too, where it's just like, dude, do you want to fit in or do you want to be accepted or do you want to stand out?
Like, if you just want to be gay and you want people to not give you a hard time, then why do we need a month?
Why do we need banners?
Why do we need special clothing?
Why do we need icons?
Like, why don't you just exist like everybody else?
Right?
I mean, I don't think I really need the Navy to put like, you know, Mexican food icons on Cinco de Mayo.
Like, I don't need them to put a bunch of burritos and salsa shakers.
What are those called?
Salsa shakers?
Are they?
Maybe, I don't know.
I don't need them to put shakers right on Cinco de Mayo.
I just, it's Cinco de Mayo.
You can choose to celebrate or not.
And it doesn't have to be a big deal.
It doesn't have to be a big deal.
Why can't we just come back to a country where people minded their own fucking business and like not everyone felt like you have to be so public about your private life?
I never understood that one.
Like, why?
Who wants that?
I don't.
Perhaps is it my turn to speak?
Okay.
Okay.
Perhaps one day we will return to that level of shamefulness.
I think, I mean, I'm a person that was born without the ability to feel shame.
So I kind of got to be careful with that kind of stuff.
That's why I go on these podcasts and I just start talking crazy, you know.
But you're right.
Society, we've gone too far with our private lives and these topics of discussion that really should be a little bit more private.
You know, everything is just too far out there these days.
We're living in some kind of crazy, bizarro world now.
And it's like every time they fire up the Large Hadron Collider, it just gets a little bit weirder.
The timeline just shifts a little bit.
So maybe one of these days when they fire up the LHC again, we'll get into one of those timelines where things go back to normal just a little bit.
And then you got like another 50-50 shot where the timeline goes forward and gets weirder or maybe just goes back a little bit more.
And maybe through a game of chance, we can get society back on the rails again, back to a little bit of normalcy, you know?
Let's do a little QA here.
We're going to do a little QA.
We're not going to just go over to locals.
We'll keep this on Rumble.
I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
Here's no right or wrong answer.
I've just seen a few questions pop up in the chat.
I'd like to settle some arguments.
Is there a chance Michelle Obama is a man, or is that just a baseless conspiracy?
Probably like maybe 76%, maybe a little more than three-quarters.
I mean, it is kind of sus that Joan Rivers said that and then had a heart attack or whatever.
But really, I mean, that's cool.
You know, if Michelle Obama was born a man or whatever, that's cool with me.
I don't care either way.
It's all just a big distraction from Obama's drone strikes that he carried out illegally during his term.
Did you know that Obama actually killed an American citizen with a drone strike?
I bet you didn't.
But all this discourse around Michelle Obama's genitals, it's just a distraction.
Like 99% of topics out there on the internet, it's all just a distraction from the real issues.
Also, somebody just said I was from Pico Rivera.
God forbid.
Fuck Pico Rivera.
That's like one of the worst places in the world.
I'm not from Pico Rivera.
In fact, I would choose to not I would choose to drive around it.
Pico Rivera is a terrible.
I don't even think Pica Rivera wants to beat Pico Rivera.
I'm pretty sure it has a higher homicide rate as well than South Central region.
Pico Rivera is not a great place.
Maybe it's changed.
I know you guys got a new movie theater, but Pico Rivera is not great.
And I think the sad part is, is you pay a lot of money to live there.
You don't know what Pico River?
Do you know what Pico Rivera is?
No, no, I've only been to LA twice.
It's a South LA suburb, east to southeast, basically.
And it's not a place you want to go.
I feel offended that you'd think that I ever lived in Pico Rivera.
Fuck you.
Whoever said that.
I hope God sends you to Pico Rivera.
Whoever said that to me.
I hope he does.
Okay.
I hope he does.
I hope you go to Pica Rivera and He sends you to live there for three weeks.
Because even that's a lot.
Because Pica Rivera is scary.
And I feel like it's not scary because it's Mexican.
It's scary because it's the bad Mexicans.
Because to say, this is why I don't like gay month.
I don't like when people tell me that the gay community is great.
No, it's not.
There's a lot of shitheads in it.
And don't tell me gay people are great.
If you are a great person and you're gay, okay.
Maybe we can talk.
And that's why I'm not racist.
I just hate shitty people.
So if you are in Pico Rivera, there's a higher chance you're a piece of shit than not.
So that's why I don't like going to the city because it's got a high probability that I'm not going to like you and we won't get along.
But it doesn't mean because you're Mexican because there's plenty of Mexicans everywhere else in LA that are really awesome people.
Exactly.
So take that ADL and SPLC.
I love Mexican people, just not the shitty ones.
True statement.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's about that.
I hate when people say that.
You know what I mean?
Like, you got to love black people.
There's always that white guy says, black people are fantastic.
No, they're not.
Black people are not fantastic.
That's the dumbest thing.
To assign that somebody is great because of the color of their skin.
Like, black people are just great.
No, there are some really, really, really shitty black people.
And there are some that are awesome.
I'm not going to, that's not, that's not my determinate factor.
The anti-racists are just a bunch of fags, but that's actually good now.
So I'm being nice by saying that because they're trying to tell me, don't hate someone because they're black.
Love them.
You know, it's always, I support the black community.
Why?
Why don't you support the good black people?
And why do you think the gay community is great?
Why don't you just condemn the shitty ones and then put the good ones out there?
Maybe there would be less hate in the world.
It might have just solved our problems.
I don't know if you agree with that, but let's put the good ones out.
Well, it sounds to me like you kind of agree with Klaus Schwab's plans to just make everyone a genderless, sexless, colorless sort of worker unit by the year 2065.
You know, a world where we break down all boundaries between race and class and sex, except for the elites, of course.
Except for the elites, but everybody else, you just kind of got to live in a blob of gray goo all together without any distinguishing factors or unique cultures anymore.
All just one big gray melting pot.
Am I right?
You kind of sound like you agree with that, right?
So maybe my appearance on the show tonight has maybe changed your mind, Elijah.
And hopefully it has.
Oh, well, maybe it did, except for the fact I'm ending it in a bad note, because this piece of shit just said, well, maybe you're not from Pico Rivera.
You're from Montebello.
Or as they say in the Pico Rivera, Montebeo.
If I didn't feel disrespected, I feel disrespected now.
Have you ever been to the Montebello Mall?
You know what?
I would rather be a bug chaser than go to the Montebello Mall.
I'd rather purposely get infected with HIV than spend 15 minutes in that godforsaken mall with these little SAs, these little Edgars walking around.
Do you know the problem in LA with Edgar's?
Do you know about Edgar's?
Do you know who these people are?
Yeah, I know a little bit about Edgar's.
What are your thoughts on Edgar's?
If you can throw some pictures of Edgars in the locals chat, that would help me so I can put on the screen for the functionally retarded that don't know what an Edgar is.
But what is an Edgar?
They are a Mexican youth subgroup who often sport mullets and have squatted trucks and they blast, what's that called?
That kumby of music.
And they like to cause a ruckus in public places.
They like to party and have fun and drink Dose Ekas and Coronas.
And they say things like, and it's annoying.
Yeah, take kwache k.
Yeah, they say kwache ka.
Hey, k and they all look the same.
Listen, the only people that pull off mullets, well, we'll give you a pass.
Give you a pass, is Australians, which is the national haircut of this entire country.
Everybody has a mullet in this country.
And I don't know, things are just backwards here.
Things are just backwards.
Do you know that?
Like, probably 70% of men have a mullet in this country.
It is like it is the only haircut that people have.
And I try to get haircuts.
This is why my hair always looks like shit now because I can't find anyone to give me a real haircut.
So I have to like just take what they give me.
And they give me like some British fringe.
And I try to fight it.
And then it makes my forehead look big.
And now I look like that guy in the beginning's neck, but it's my forehead.
So I just have dealt.
I'm going to have shitty hair until I'm back in the United States.
But you know what?
If that's a sacrifice I have to make to keep the mullet living on in a country of white people, then God forbid that I complain.
Because white culture has been erased in most places of the world, but the mullet, it lives on in this nation, damn it.
And I'm not going to let my personal interests get in the collective needs of my people.
Mullets forever.
That's why I started sporting one.
People, you know, ever since I started Balden and I got that huge fringe side part thing going on, people said I looked like the H-Man.
People starting to say I looked like Hitler.
I can't be associated with that chud, so I gotta, you know, I had to grow the mullet out.
In Australia, we have Down syndrome dolls.
This is Greta Downberg.
She's a climate activist.
And this is, they have, they have Down syndrome dolls, which I think is pretty cool.
Just kind of looks like Greta Thunberg, right?
I mean, it does.
This is a very Greta-looking doll.
I mean, personally, I think Greta Thunberg is very attractive.
I made a whole video series trying to get her attention to ask her out on a date, but I was ignored.
Personally, I do think Greta Thunberg is attractive.
I don't see why people say that she has FAS or Down syndrome.
I don't get where that's coming from.
To me, she is just a pure Aryan beauty, pure Nordic genes, a shield maiden who would make plentiful, healthy, strong children for me.
She's like the perfect mate in my mind.
Do you see that?
She's Roman saluting you.
She's like, yes, Aryans.
She's holding up the fist.
She's holding up the fist.
She supports the black community.
No, she has carpal tunnel, so she just can't open her fingers.
It's a joint issue.
She's trying.
She's trying.
That's horrible.
She's trying.
And she's made it a little bit like this.
She's got to get off the world of Warcraft.
Well, and people said, because she speaks like this, like, oh, this is my name.
And people say that's making fun of Down syndrome people, except for the fact that, first of all, for you to assume Down syndrome people speak in a certain way is also discriminatory.
That's just their accent.
Where is she from again?
Hold up.
She's from Down Under.
So she's from Down Unda, right?
From Australia.
We're all down in Unda.
We're all here.
Oh, I was talking about Greta Thunberg.
Greta Thunberg.
That's just how Swedish people talk.
They got that.
What is important for me to be here?
I am from.
She always sounds like she's really about to shit her pants.
And I love it.
It's like, I am so happy to be here.
This is such a great moment for me.
And then you're like, what in the shit, man?
Just go use the restroom and come back and finish the speech.
I'm staging this hunger strike for Klaus Schwab.
No more private jets for you.
There is no private jets for men like I think we have a picture here.
How dare you?
Check this out.
It's pretty good there.
That's a pretty good meme.
I like that one.
That's pretty awesome.
Mullet month.
Mullet month.
It's not bad at all.
Have you ever been photoshopped onto a Down syndrome doll?
Probably your first time.
Oh, yeah.
I've been photoshopped into a lot of hairy situations.
When I went, I went up for a job interview a couple months ago, and they actually had a printed out picture of me having sex with a dolphin, but it was photoshopped, of course.
And, you know, this is for a job.
And they're like, hey, Mr. Kevin, can you explain this picture?
I mean, this picture's been going around for 10 years.
It's totally fake.
But I was like, yeah, it's just, I don't know, it's just a Photoshop.
I mean, these people, they ruin lives with this kind of stuff.
It's not a joke.
Are you sure it was fake?
So we're just going to, there's no porpoise.
Are they mammals, right?
Are they porpoises?
What are dolphins?
Are they porpois?
Dolphins, they're of the porpoise family.
I believe they're mammals, right?
You know?
You know, dolphins out in the wild actually are rapists.
You ever read about that?
I've heard that they put their penises in just about anything.
Yeah, they rape stuff.
They rape dead fish.
Dolphins do that.
It's nuts.
Is that rape?
If it's, wouldn't that be necrophilia?
Wouldn't it be necrophilic?
Because I feel like you can't, you're not raping a dead person.
I feel like that's a, that's like a different kind of crime, right?
Like if you're having sex with a dead person, I feel like it's not the, it's just the sex, even if it was consensual and they said, after I die, have sex with my naked body.
I still feel like that's where the question should come in of why are you having sex with a dead person?
I would, I would still consider it rape because I think dead people still do have agency in a way, you know, like I'm sure you've you had a will written, right?
I'm sure you have something planned that you want your family to do with your body, right?
And if they don't fulfill that promise that you wrote in your will or whatever, then wouldn't that be disrespectful?
Because you get what I'm saying?
Like, you know, I think it's a combination, necrophilia, rape type crime, you know, that makes it even worse.
I'm feeling offended if the chat thinks that I'm drunk.
In fact, if I was drunk, it would probably be a crazier answer.
Unfortunately, this is me sober.
And that's the problem.
Do you know what sucks is?
I used to drink a ton.
Like, I used to like to drink a lot.
And I used to really like to do that.
Sometimes we would do these live streams and I wouldn't even like remember them.
And it was like, and I would like wake up the next day and be like, what the fuck did I just do last night on the internet?
Like, why did that?
That's on the internet.
Like shirtless, like flexing, ripping people's mics, you know, down and stuff.
But so I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna like try to like, I have a kid now.
I gotta like try to work on myself.
You know, like, it doesn't mean I'm like perfect or that I make, you know, all the best decisions for the rest of my life.
I'm a human being and I'm retarded.
However, I go, yeah, I'm gonna try to do my best.
And to be real with people, like, that's that's what you can ask of someone.
Like, can you really hate on someone for trying, you know, and trying to improve themselves and do better?
But here's the problem.
I thought maybe if I stopped drinking on stream and just was myself, maybe I would like there was a side of me that was normal, right?
Because I, because I thought maybe there would just be this side of me that would come out to just like normal person.
Turns out the retardedness is linked to genetics, not to consuming alcohol.
So now I found out I'm retarded drunk and I'm retarded sober, which is unfortunate.
There's no cure for that yet.
So I'm stuck, sadly.
Oh, is this the picture that you're talking about?
This one or no?
Oh man, that's a very similar one.
I shouldn't have even said that because these people, they're going to take it like a challenge.
And instead of just one picture of me having sex with a dolphin, now there's probably going to be like a hundred more.
That's the Streisand effect in action right there.
I should have never even said anything.
Yeah, someone said, I've been seeing Elijah watching Elijah for five years religiously, and I've seen Elijah drinking, and this is not that.
Yeah, well, I want.
Okay, so first of all, what a great note to end the stream on.
If you want to plug where people can find you and follow you and continue to support your work, where's the best place that they can support you, sir?
Please go subscribed to my YouTube channel, BG Cumby.
I'm also on Twitter at real BGCumby.
I got a link, all my links in that one beacons page there in the description of every video.
That's where all my socials are.
Yeah, just go subscribed.
You know, support an LGBT POC content creator if you want.
If you thought I was entertaining tonight, go do that.
Help a brother out.
You know, maybe I'll be back on the show.
Maybe not.
I usually don't get reinvited to these type of things, but you know, I think we had some laughs here tonight.
I think we covered some ground.
You know, maybe, you know, we had a pretty good open discussion.
Am I right, Elijah?
You know, yeah, you know what?
I'd love to have you on.
I'd love to get you on with like a panel with like my friend John Doyle, maybe, and just some people.
Like, I'd love to get the panel going.
And like, I'm, there's this new show idea I have, which I, which I might do it.
Um, like a segment or just called, it's called 10 questions, and it's not even based on one topic.
It's just like 10 questions, and you ask it, but there's three people on, and we all get a chance to answer and come to what the answer is.
So we all have to do like, and then we, the chat votes on who is correct, right?
And at the end of this, uh, one of the great, I don't know what you're going to get at the end of it, but like it might be something really cool.
Like whoever wins the game gets like a $3.80 gift card to like adamandeve.com.
You know what I mean?
So it's like outback steak has three dollars and eighty cents, which is like tax on a $30.
I'm paying the tax on a $30 steak.
That's pretty good.
I'm literally paying your taxes for you.
But I think that the prize should be very significant like that.
Like $3.80, but 10 questions.
Let's just bring people on a panel and let's answer them and make sure we get a good answer.
But I thank you for coming on, man.
We really did appreciate it.
It's absolutely amazing.
And it's been such a great time.
I'm not entirely sure everything that we covered, but I also am appreciative of the new perspective.
I'm glad to know I learned something new.
I tell everyone you watch the show, you'll learn something new.
There are people in the LGBTQ community that are virgins.
I didn't know that.
I thought it was a sexual thing.
So it's, but it's not.
And that's not asexual.
It's Non-acting.
It's a non-interactive form.
It's like a non-3D.
It's 2D gayness.
It's like 2D LGBTQ.
It's not interactive.
You're not immersive.
It's just, but it's there.
That is a great way to subscribe.
I mean, describe it.
Got subscribing on my mind.
Sorry.
And yeah, no, you know, you want to bring me back on for a panel or another show or whatever.
I mean, chat loved me.
Chat loved me.
Just look at the chat.
But at the end of these things, you know, I don't like to just plug myself, although you should go subscribe or whatever if you want.
I mean, you can go leave a hateful comment.
You know, anything helps out with the algorithm.
But I don't just like to plug myself with these things.
I like to plug all my friends.
I see that you had Mary Morgan on, what, like two weeks ago.
Known her for years.
Great young lady.
You know, we go way back, me and Mary.
You know, I'm plugging my friend Rusty Cage, currently building a guillotine on YouTube.
My great friend and mentor, Glockin Stork, on TikTok, go look him up.
Yeah, you know, I'm not selfish.
You know, ain't no fun if the homies can't get none.
You know what I'm saying?
I like to plug my friends too.
I'm a very generous man, but for real, thanks for bringing me on tonight, Elijah.
And, you know, hopefully this ain't the last time because, like I said, chat loved me.
I mean, the response was just amazing tonight.
It almost brings a tear to my eye.
Yeah, and we had a chat from someone named Winky Winky Woo or something like that.
And they said, they said a dollar for you, dolphin faggots, or something like that.
It says, I can't read it.
And for you, dollar for you, faggots.
That's what it says.
So thank you for the dollar.
Dollar for you faggots.
Thank you.
That's what it says.
So thank you so much for that.
Anyway, thank you so much for watching, guys.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
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