June 3, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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And if people don't know you, I think we're all first introduced to you by the infamous time where you actually trolled Fox News pretending to be Antifa a few years ago.
And man, I wish I had my shirt on tonight, but it's a shirt that depicts a gay couple holding some rifles and they got some marijuana plants behind them, you know, and it's, it says, I want gay couples to be able to defend their marijuana farms with rifles.
That's how I feel about politics.
I actually found that shirt on Reddit.
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Dude, so I don't know if you know about this, but it is Pride Month, okay?
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Dude, so getting into this topic, we've got to get into this.
This is what's going on in the Matrix.
Some crazy stuff happened yesterday with the Daily Wire, and we found out that misgendering people might be the worst thing that has ever happened.
Let's check in what's going on in the computer simulation.
this is nightly offensive well it turns out that the daily wire uh prominent conservative organization very wealthy very very very wealthy uh has decided they wanted to release a copy of their film what is a woman on twitter for free because twitter is supposed to be a bastion of free speech uh
To kind of get into the conundrum of what happened, it ended up getting blocked and marked as sensitive.
And it ended up actually being hidden from the general public where you couldn't share it.
You couldn't comment on it.
Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, weighed in on this, saying this was a mistake by many people at Twitter.
It is definitely allowed.
Whether or not you agree with using someone's preferred pronouns, not doing so is at most rude and certainly breaks no laws.
The video was actually suspended from being shared because there was two cases of misgendering that went on in it.
I should note, I do personally use someone's preferred pronouns, he said.
It is his manners.
However, Twitter had backlash as people like Joshua Elric said, FYI, misgendering is absolutely illegal.
It's illegal.
And if it creates a hostile work environment, otherwise violates civil laws.
I mean, judging by the shadows, what it is is he's probably got a very prominent five o'clock shadow.
This is a high testosterone man right here.
Uh, what they probably did was they just Photoshop blurred that five o'clock shadow he's got going on and that on that double chin and um made it look AI generated.
But uh, you know, I see guys like that walking down the street every day, so I think I'm inclined to believe it's real, bro.
They launched it for free because people don't understand the very simplicity of what is a woman.
And I find that to be so crazy that in 2023, it's like what's considered sensitive content or what's considered like a controversy is like asking a question on like, what is a woman?
Well, I'm saying, yeah, because what is a woman would also invoke the misgendering, right?
Because if a woman is an indistinguishable, immutable construct, it's like biological, then misgendering is just a logical fallacy.
Like, I mean, you like, you can't really misgender someone if they can't change their gender, if it's linked to sex.
But if a woman is a mind game, if it is a construct, if it is a mental thing, then yeah, then you could misgender someone because they have the right to control and change it.
So it's like, what is a woman and is misgendering a problem?
Definitely have to have some kind of degree, right?
Or maybe, maybe, I think maybe a good person to ask would be Andrew Tate.
You know, he's been around a lot of women.
He gets a lot of women.
Maybe we should ask some womenizers, some pickup artists.
Maybe they have some good thoughts on what a woman is, you know, because I mean, they've probably been with enough women to get a good opinion of it, right?
Like, I can't say what a man is because I haven't been with any men.
I mean, I haven't been around a lot of men, you know.
A lot of my friends, like, so scratch, I don't have friends.
My dad wasn't in, well, yeah, I don't want to go into that.
They'll just start accusing you of things you never even heard of, right?
Like, man, if I had been accused of half the things that my one girlfriend had accused me of, if that was true, I'd be like this alpha Chad, like getting models and making millions of dollars.
Like, man, I wish that stuff she was accusing me of would have been true, you know?
And so the question, though, that I have, which is good on the misgendering, is, do we take, do we take, oh, shoot, what is this?
Here we go.
Do we take this guy's advice, Joshua Elric?
Do we make misgendering people illegal?
Should I be able to use your pronouns or can I use whatever pronouns I want?
That's the question everybody has because they're saying it's sensitive, right?
This is a problem in society.
And you got giga chads like this that are weighing in, saying like you should be put in jail.
This could be AI.
I don't know.
But either way, if it was AI, maybe AI is trying to teach us something.
Am I right?
Like, maybe AI knows better.
Maybe AI wants us to all just do it correctly and gender people the way they want to be treated.
I feel like Elon Musk, super cucked on this one, though.
And this is a bad sign for Twitter because if you can't follow biological consistency and you can't just, you have to, you know, follow the weird social guidelines that are made up every two weeks.
Maybe not an idiot, but basically he should just stick to building rockets.
I browsed a lot of Reddit in my time.
Okay.
And years ago on Reddit, we Redditors, we Redditors, we actually loved Elon Musk for many, many years.
We thought he was a genius.
Perhaps the second coming of Jesus Christ, he was going to save us all from these low IQ hordes of scum and Conservators and all these, you know, these red state voters, people like that.
He was going to come down and save us from all of them with his technology and whatnot.
And it turns out that he's kind of a chud.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's kind of a man, what's the word for it?
He's a Republican.
He's a Rethuglican.
He's not the person we thought he was.
And like I've said, my political views have changed over time.
I'm a 100% a free speech advocate, however you want to interpret that.
Of course, misgendering people shouldn't be illegal or, you know, there shouldn't be legal penalties or penalties on a website for misgendering someone.
It kind of falls under freedom of speech, right?
Like if you called me a cracker right now, I mean, that's on the same level as misgendering someone is it's like using a slur, right?
I mean, I, no, I think, I think if you're retarded, that's okay, because I think we should, you know, understand that being retarded is a, is both a, uh, it's a real thing, right?
I'm not talking about someone who's like disabled because disabilities are different.
I'm talking about like so detached from reality that I think that you think that you're a girl when you're not.
And like, I'm not even into controlling people, but now they're trying to control me because now they're telling me I have to agree with their nonsense.
Like it's one thing for me to be okay and say, look, you'd be weird.
Go be weird.
Be a weirdo.
But it's another thing to say, I want you to agree with my weirdness because that's where I draw the line with guys like this who are probably AI, but who knows?
What is the difference between preferred pronouns and say a nickname?
Because my real name is Kevin, but I don't want to get doxed here on the internet and have pizzas and death threats sent to my house.
So I go by my online name, BG Cumby.
What's the difference between preferred pronouns and say a nickname?
Like if your name's Elijah, what if you wanted to be called Elijah?
You know, like you're, you, you're maybe like a high school senior and you're wanting to be cool, you know, you're wanting a little bit of a cooler name.
You think Elijah is a lame name and you're going through that phase where you're growing your hair out and hating your parents.
And, you know, you, you pull up to school one day and you're like, hey, guys, call me Elijah.
You know, what's the difference between a nickname and preferred pronouns?
So grammar, there's something called like diction and structure in English language.
And pronouns are associated directly to a gender.
So they're about identifying people based upon a sexual dimorphism.
So it's like your nickname is irrelevant.
I mean, if you, that's why if you want, if you tell me I changed my name to Susie and you want me to start calling you Susie, I mean, that's kind of irrelevant because there are guys named Lauren and there are girls named Lauren, right?
I mean, that's kind of a chick's name, but there are, I've met a guy who's like, it's a girly name, you know, they're kind of pip squeaks for having that name.
Well, but I'm saying like, yeah, but it's not gender associated, meaning you could still make an argument, but like a gendered pronoun is a gendered pronoun.
So now you're asking me to use different language.
It would be like asking me to like, you know, sell cars but advertise them as rocks.
Now you're being dishonest because you're on, you're on a projection here to where you're advertising a car, but I'm saying it's a rock.
Now that's talking about like misleading the public.
So it's misleading versus the name.
I feel like there's a difference.
I don't really care.
That's why it's like, dude, do whatever you want.
And I get, I get Elon Musk's mentality of like, I'll just call them their preferred pronouns, probably because it's in the workplace.
It could be considered discrimination.
But why is it discrimination?
When did everyone become such a pussy?
That's my question.
Like, why do we even care?
Like, why would you care if someone even used your correct pronouns?
Like, if somebody just called me a she all the time and like called me Elizabeth, as long as I knew they were trying to get my attention and then I'm cool with it.
Like, if they're like, Elizabeth, you pass papers and I knew I'm Elizabeth to them.
Not only is beer in some situations a great drink, even non-alcoholic beer, which is very new and trendy these days, but also as long as you know that your Chinese immigrant boss is calling you when they call you Bier Kasma, Biar Casma, then I think who gives a shit?
You know, as a person, I don't need external validation.
You know, you're on the internet for over a decade, like we have been, and you just get so many haters and threats.
And, you know, people have been saying that I'm truning out.
You know, I can affirm or deny that, but people are always saying I'm wearing lipstick and my lips are flaming red, you know, and then I'm ugly and I look like a grandma because of my opal earrings and just all this other stuff.
I'm not funny anymore.
I'm aging badly.
I'm balding.
You know, I just can't listen to all that stuff, you know?
So I'm a person that doesn't need external validation.
So if someone were to call me by the wrong pronouns or the wrong name, you know, I don't take offense to it.
I don't care.
They can go be a douchebag and call me the wrong name or the wrong pronouns if they want.
It's their right to.
But like I said, I don't need external validation.
But some people are sensitive.
Some people do need that external validation.
And it's up to us as a society to protect our weakest links and hopefully raise them up.
And it makes the chain that binds us all together much stronger.
Like I said, my political views are always changing and evolving as I finally grow into real adulthood.
I'm 25 years old now.
I do have a solution to this gendered language debate, though, is we should all just speak Indonesian.
Okay.
For those of you who don't know, I'm not just a comedic genius, I'm a political genius as well.
Indonesia is actually like the fourth largest country by population.
They got like 400 million people living in Indonesia speaking Indonesian or something like that.
So if we can get the rest of the seven and a half billion people in the world to start speaking Indonesian, that would solve all this gendered language debate stuff because in Indonesian, there's no gendered language.
But Sharia law is good for transgenders because if you say that you're a, you know, you want to say you're a girl, if they're chopping something off, they're saving you $30,000 in plastic surgery.
Boom, wiener off.
Boom, balls removed.
And it's like, you don't even have to go to the hospital and pay exorbitant amounts of money.
Very based, very based free health care right there.
And actually, it's interesting you bring that up because, like I said, I'm a political genius and I know this stuff.
In Iran, actually, in Iran, if you identify as transgender, the government of Iran actually forces transgender people to get sex change surgeries, whether they consent to it or not, which is actually, yeah.
So it looks like everybody, though, is no, no, no.
But with this, with this nonsense that's going on, like companies are actually changing their tunes.
So like the MLB had, you know, everyone, every company used to make these graphics and they would make them last definitely all Pride Month.
And there was the joke that the day after, you know, when July 1st started, they would change their logos back.
But there's been a lot of pushback recently.
I don't know if you've seen against these companies for sort of bringing this out into the open because it's gone away from being about recognition and it's being about forced acceptance.
The MLB apparently only had a gay logo for one day, which I know is very controversial these days.
But even more importantly, even the U.S. Navy, which arguably is always gay, right?
I mean, if you're gay, that's the branch you join.
You gotta be stuffed in a submarine for a long time.
Is this capitalism's fault that Anheuser-Busch stock has lost $27 billion over Dylan Mulvaney controversy?
I mean, this is still going on, right?
That there's a big market loss.
So do you feel like this is capitalism's fault that people are saying no to trans people?
By the way, I got to say, I've always thought that this campaign or this influencer campaign for the senior Dylan Mulvaney is more offensive to Dylan Mulvaney than the public.
Because imagine someone made a can with your face that looked like that on it, and then thinking that they were doing you a service.
That's what I feel like.
I feel like Bud Light, I feel like Bud Light, that's everyone lost here.
We lost, Dylan lost, Bud Light lost $27 billion, actually.
But like, that is scary, man.
That's scary shit.
If you want people to accept trans people, don't show them that picture.
Wouldn't you call that mental illness, though, on 100 levels?
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All right, back to the business.
So maybe pride hasn't gone far enough.
Now, what do you think about this?
What do we think about this?
Okay.
This is a truthful statement.
Government has been going into directions that I feel like it was never meant to go.
We probably could agree on that at the very least.
But the Department of Agriculture is gay now, right?
I mean, that's pretty crazy.
The Department of Agriculture did a double whammy, triple threat.
They have a gay icon, which is, they also have gay flags, trans flags.
And they literally, look at that.
They went all out.
I mean, this is the Department of Agriculture.
Would you trust a Department of Agriculture to be commenting on your sexuality?
Is that really the place of a Department of Agriculture?
If they wanted to talk about gay cows, right?
Okay.
I'd be interested.
I didn't even know cows were gay.
So if you want to like explain the public how cows like to just do it in the butt and they like to milk each other, maybe they just like to pull each other's udders or something.
I don't know.
But I didn't know what the Department of Agriculture has anything to do with sex.
And it feels like it's just kind of virtue signaling.
Am I wrong with that?
It just gets it gets out of hand or maybe too much in the hand?
I love being milked, but this 100% definitely virtue signaling.
And all the big companies are doing it too.
You need to look into ESG scores.
I'm sure you've already heard of ESG scores, but that's why these big corporations, these big corpos, that's why they're doing this kind of stuff.
It's a virtue signal and it increases their ESG score so they get more money, more free money from BlackRock and Klaus Schwab and all his folk.
So, I mean, when the government does this kind of stuff, though, it's just so obvious that this is a ploy to get voters, really.
I mean, that's all this is, you know, it's just, yeah, it's just whatever they can do to get a vote or whatever they can do to show that they are real allies or whatever, you know?
If you're over the age of 40, just join some local LGBTQ groups.
You know, start following.
If you're younger than 30, though, get on Twitter.
Just start following some furry artists, maybe some Yahoy, some Yahweh artists, some etchy artists on Twitter.
Start getting into gay spaces.
If you're a YouTuber, what I did was YouTube put out a survey and I encouraged Rusty Cage, my friend who was in chat earlier, go check his YouTube channel out as well.
YouTube sent out that survey.
They asked us, are we an LGBTQIA2S plus YouTube artist?
And I had to check yes.
And I guess that was the first time in my life that I really felt validated.
And I thought, man, you know, I'm no longer just an honorary LGBTQ member.
I'm really a part of this thing.
You know, when I finished, I just closed the tab and went to nhentai.net, typed in Yahoo, and got my freak on.
Um, I've told this story before, but several years ago, um, back when I was a chud, I went through a little, excuse me, I went through a little 4-chain phase back in 2016.
I was a blump supporter, I was a jud.
I would troll trans people online, you know, I wouldn't validate them.
And I went to the hospital to get a testicular surgery.
And way back in 2016, actually, they asked me my pronouns and I put attack helicopter on there.
Now, listen, I thought it was the funniest joke in the world.
I get it's cringe now, but this was 2016.
I put attack helicopter, and you know what they did?
I didn't go see the doctor, they brought in a mechanic and some synthetic oil and some spare parts, some nuts and bolts, the Jesus nut, they call it on the rear rotor of those Apache helicopters.
Man, they brought in all this military-grade hardware and they were trying to fix me like I was an actual attack helicopter.
They took it seriously, and that blew my mind.
From that day forward, I knew that, you know, no matter what pronouns you pick, you're just as valid as anybody, you know.
But due to that mix up, I did have several years' worth of trouble and hardships when I went to go fill out paperwork at the DMV and on the census.
You know, it took me years to get that stuff fixed.
Yeah, you go into the hospital and you say you got Fae, Fae, self pronouns.
You know, they'll start treating you like a fairy.
You know, they'll break out the magic mushroom ring and treat you like some fairies from English mythology, you know, which did exist, by the way, but that's a whole different topic.
Well, there's several prominent historians out there.
There's a lot of conflicting opinions on the H guy, on the H-word guy.
Some people say that he was a map, a minor attracted person.
Some people say he was asexual.
Some historians say that he only had one testicle.
So if some of that was true, if H-Man was asexual, for instance, which a lot of historians will tell you H-Man was asexual, then I guess that would make him a part of the LGBTQIA community.
I'm not saying everyone in our community is a good person, but you got some bad apples in with every community.
The problem with being with actually people say, oh, you can't say retarded.
Oh, are you going to let me speak about my own community?
Thank you.
I can say whatever I want.
Oh, you're not retarded.
Okay, cool.
Remind me where it's appropriate to address someone who's retarded and tell them that you understand who they are more than they understand themselves.
I've been living like this for 30 years now.
For 30 years, I've had to live in this mindset.
And people don't accept the fact.
It's hard to be like this.
Like, I saw a video last night.
I've never related to it more in my life.
It said people say, you know, stop being weird.
Stop acting like this.
And I would, I would like to be normal.
I would just like to fit in.
But I've got something wrong with me psychologically.
So that's the problem.
Is if I wasn't mentally handicapped in some way, you don't think I want to just join, you know, the girls and use fetch on Fridays?
You don't think I just want to, you know, do the Christmas dance in the two-piece red Santa outfit and just be cool and be too cool for school?
No, I really would want to be that.
I want to be a part of these mean girls, but I can't.
I can't because I wake up every day and I look in the mirror and I go, what the fuck is going on in the world?
But I realize it appears from all the gay commercials that everybody's really happy and everyone's, it makes a lot of sense to everyone else.
But to me, I have to open a bottle, take out some clown pills, shove them in my throat, swallow them, and learn to just enjoy life.
Because if I didn't, then I would probably blow my fucking brains out because it is a nightmare between these two temples here.
And what goes on in here is somewhat insufferable.
And I should get a disability placard for that.
I really should.
So thank you.
That was a speech on behalf of all retarded people everywhere.
And I feel like this is the only show where you get like live memes plus positive anti-suicide information, like, and like just, and just good classic fun, plus a little bit of biology.
We got an anatomy with the skull.
And it's true, though.
You know, that's the thing.
It's, dude, you know what?
The best advice I've ever heard.
I shouldn't do this while I'm telling people to call me H-I-T-L-E-R.
Because some people said, oh, call me my Fuhrer.
But I don't, I don't, my Furrow is not my pronouns.
My Fur is not my pronouns.
That could be yours, but that's just selective.
That's just a title.
However, I will say wearing a white hood and calling people the N-word probably is a good way to get your chat banned, Sneeko.
Try to try to be careful on your streams.
I'm not against a comedy, but just don't get banned from another platform, please.
We love the open discourse.
If people don't know what I'm talking about, go crazy.
These guys are awesome.
It's like 2006 on that stream on Rumble.
But speaking of the devil on this is suicide, the best advice I have is they go, if you're going to kill yourself, that's fucking crazy.
So that, and that kind of ends the game.
So before you do it, this is real advice.
Before you kill yourself, go do something that is as the craziest thing you could do right below suicide that might make your life better and go take the risk.
The worst you could do is fail at it and be at a place where you feel suicidal.
You're already there.
So go out, go out and try something crazy.
Like if you're willing to risk it all, if you don't care if you die, go to riots and film stuff and like go do some cool stuff.
Go join the military.
Join the Navy.
If you're gay, join the Navy.
So go out there and put your life on the line and go have a good time.
When I say something crazy, not illegal, like something beneficial.
Go try something you never tried before because that motivation you need, it's just like what?
That's why I say this, this, uh, this internet fame stuff, it's not real at the end of the day, because they can always just arbitrarily ban you or copyright strike you for whatever reason, and then you got to start over from square one.
If you're, if you don't really have that big of an audience I mean someone like someone like Sneeko with millions and millions of followers he'll he'll, he'll be okay if they ban him out of nowhere, you know he can recover.
But someone like me with 100k uh my other platforms don't really have that many followers I get banned on YouTube tomorrow.
I'm screwed like Over a decade of work, and it's just gone.
We just got hit again last week, re-demonetized for hateful conduct or hate speech or something like that, which I don't know because this is the most G-rated show I've ever that probably is on YouTube.
And I feel like we're really, really, really careful with how we conduct ourselves because it's so important that we do.
But I do want to say to you guys that are watching on YouTube, I really do appreciate this is a Friday night stream.
We've got some more stuff that we're going to be talking about over at Rumble.
So, just so you guys know, I'm going to put the link in the chat here on YouTube.
We are going to be finishing up the show on Rumble because I'm trying to grow it.
And like I said, you know, we get about the same amount of viewers on Rumble.
And what's so insane was Grinder put out an ad that was about messaging people to everyone within 20 miles, I guess, of their office or something like that.
And it was really interesting who showed up, right?
Who's on Grinder?
It's kind of shows who's on Grinder and who showed up for the Grinder.
I really like when someone's comfortable with both their femininity and their masculinity.
Pup play.
Anything hairy.
And hum.
I think what I love about being queer, being like LGBT, is this like it feels like you're part of this inside joke that nobody else gets except your community.
Being queer has taken me gave me a level of confidence, like growing up, getting bullied.
If I could go through all of that, what can I not do?
When you're around people that are just 100% authentic in themselves, you kind of shine.
But I also just thought this was an interesting video because it's like, I wonder if the gay community, which you're apparently a part of now, for the time being, at least in the last hour, you're now the spokesperson on the show.
Are you all trying to fit in and be accepted?
Or are you trying to stand out?
Because when I watch a video like this, like I think people's sex life should be private information.
I don't think it's anybody's business personally to be like publicly talking about people's sex lives.
I think it's shady shit and it's kind of fucked up.
I think it's weird.
It's kind of like a weird thing, you know, for people to like really want to be public about their sex life.
I personally find that to be, you know, even if you're straight, I don't, why are you talking to kids about your sex life?
Society, we've gotten too accustomed to just talking about sex everywhere, any time of day, everywhere you look.
But I mean, it's been like that for decades.
It's just, I mean, it was a little more tame in the past, but I'd say ever since the maybe ever since the early 80s, sex has just been everywhere, especially in advertising.
I mean, though it used to be a little bit more subtle.
But like I said, this is capitalism's fault.
Sex sells, so they're going to do whatever it takes to sell that, right?
These dating apps make a killing by completely screwing up the dating game.
I mean, the dating gay meta as a gamer, it's just completely topsy-turvy these days.
Ho-flation is a real thing, okay?
You got to be a nine out of ten Chad just to get with a five out of ten woman, all right?
And for the gay community, sometimes it's even worse.
You know, you look at the average gay man.
I mean, they're very, you know, they got a style.
They got their eyebrows and nails done.
Usually they got a little muscle on them, you know.
Funny story, actually, is that one Asian guy in that advertisement there, I think that's the Asian guy from BuzzFeed.
And when they did that testosterone test, he was the only gay man out of the four.
And he actually had the highest testosterone levels out of all the BuzzFeed guys.
No, what I'm getting at is out of you straight men, you Elijah, and all these people in the comments section hating on me.
I think a lot of you straight men are just scared of gay guys because y'all know that they got more testosterone flowing in their bodies than y'all do because you're around men all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
You get put in an environment with a bunch of big gorillas, a bunch of other men, and your testosterone levels are shooting through the roof.
Okay.
They don't go home to a nagging wife.
You know what I'm saying?
They go home to a big, muscly gay guy, a big bear.
So their brain is going caveman mode.
Their brains are going caveman mode.
It's like, oh, there's another dominant male in my space.
I need to ramp up testosterone production.
And I think a lot of you insecure chuds in the comments just won't admit this.
But I do bring out something very important here: is that when we're talking about this, though, with Pride going too far and the idea of what's actually going down in the world, is I found this new genre of music, which I'll probably start playing pretty often on the show.
I might just add it as a button.
It's called LGBTQ rap, or as I call it, affirmative action genre.
Yeah, but it's weird because it's like masculine sounding rap music, but it's like transgender.
Maybe it is just shock value.
I wish I didn't know it that it existed, though.
Like, there are some days when I discover genres and I don't want them to exist and then they exist because it's just, it's, it's getting like, you know, when you, when certain food groups don't mix, like, you know, when you start, like, there's really good food groups, right?
Like Mexicasian or something like that, or like Asian infusion, and that's pretty good.
Got like sushi burritos, that's good.
But then there's some genres that are not good, right?
There's some genres that are disgusting.
Like, have you ever had like an Indian-based seafood buffet?
Like, like curry prawns, you know what I mean?
Like curry, like fresh cold lobster and curry sauce.
It's just diarrhea waiting to happen.
I feel like this is one of those genres that it's like, it's just crossing too much.
Literally, I mean, that's the point.
He's trying to cross-dress, cross-act, but it feels like a little too much.
You know, you got the tentacles, you got the mother-daughter combos, which is a Yakodan.
You got Yaoi, which is which is boy on boy, and then you got Echi, which is girl on girl, and then you got Nakadashi, which is like swimsuits, and then you got Megumi, which is like eyeglasses, and then you got oh man, what's another um, you got like you know, breast expansion, um, man, there's just all kinds of things there.
The Japanese, they're a really creative people, I'll say that much, but enough about that.
Yeah, well, the uh tentacle pornography value in Gematria is 1,110, chat chat says, just to let you guys know, in case you're into Gematria, because you wanted to you wanted to cross Gematria with uh like number numerology, right, with pornography, but like you know what I think about this idea of did it go too far?
So, what's interesting is we've got a lot of fresh stuff coming on with the show.
Like, I'm just gonna put it out there.
Like, there's like some new stuff that I'm gonna be involved in pretty soon.
Like, it's just taking a lot of prep work, but I'm kind of like uh launching some stuff with some other with some other groups, some other networks, some stuff that's gonna be happening.
I'm really excited.
Got some really, really great just offers on the table and some things to get going and really start pushing the content and kind of reimagining things.
I didn't know today when we were getting on here, even what your political leaning was.
I had, like, I don't know, okay.
I just, I'm just at the stage right now where I fucking hate the establishment right wing.
I just think it's full of fucking shit.
And even the anti-like, all these people, like, oh, I'm actually like, yeah, like, I'm actually like, really not like conservative and stuff.
It's like, dude, fuck all of you guys.
Literally, you just all suck.
Okay.
You all, all your content is boring.
It's rehashed.
I hate it.
And I want to start something new, right?
I want to try to do something new.
So we have you on.
I didn't know you were a member of the LGBTQ community, which is amazing because you're a virgin as well.
So you're a non-acting or like a non-engaging member of a community, which would be like being a part of an HOA, but never attending a meeting.
However, going forward on this and kind of being in demonstrably about this, I just always have wondered because I'm from LA, right?
I'm from Hollywood and I'm born and raised, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
We can just call this a very gay show today.
I have a bit of a gay voice and mannerisms, you know, so I could be an honorary member of the community whenever I want to.
I just be like, yeah, I'm a part of the community.
And then we just chill in, you know.
Oh, what do you do with part of the community?
I can make it up.
I could be like, do we just drink Bud Light?
You know what I mean?
We drink Bud Light.
And we like, you know, we drink Bud Light and we have balls.
You know, like, who's to define?
That's the whole point of the group.
You can't define it.
Right?
So there you go.
But about Pride Month going too far, I feel like people are kind of sick of it.
And this is real.
This is a real thought.
Meaning, like, I think people are in my boat too, where it's just like, dude, do you want to fit in or do you want to be accepted or do you want to stand out?
Like, if you just want to be gay and you want people to not give you a hard time, then why do we need a month?
Why do we need banners?
Why do we need special clothing?
Why do we need icons?
Like, why don't you just exist like everybody else?
Right?
I mean, I don't think I really need the Navy to put like, you know, Mexican food icons on Cinco de Mayo.
Like, I don't need them to put a bunch of burritos and salsa shakers.
I don't need them to put shakers right on Cinco de Mayo.
I just, it's Cinco de Mayo.
You can choose to celebrate or not.
And it doesn't have to be a big deal.
It doesn't have to be a big deal.
Why can't we just come back to a country where people minded their own fucking business and like not everyone felt like you have to be so public about your private life?
Well, it sounds to me like you kind of agree with Klaus Schwab's plans to just make everyone a genderless, sexless, colorless sort of worker unit by the year 2065.
You know, a world where we break down all boundaries between race and class and sex, except for the elites, of course.
Except for the elites, but everybody else, you just kind of got to live in a blob of gray goo all together without any distinguishing factors or unique cultures anymore.
All just one big gray melting pot.
Am I right?
You kind of sound like you agree with that, right?
So maybe my appearance on the show tonight has maybe changed your mind, Elijah.
Oh, well, maybe it did, except for the fact I'm ending it in a bad note, because this piece of shit just said, well, maybe you're not from Pico Rivera.
You're from Montebello.
Or as they say in the Pico Rivera, Montebeo.
If I didn't feel disrespected, I feel disrespected now.
Have you ever been to the Montebello Mall?
You know what?
I would rather be a bug chaser than go to the Montebello Mall.
I'd rather purposely get infected with HIV than spend 15 minutes in that godforsaken mall with these little SAs, these little Edgars walking around.
If you can throw some pictures of Edgars in the locals chat, that would help me so I can put on the screen for the functionally retarded that don't know what an Edgar is.
Well, and people said, because she speaks like this, like, oh, this is my name.
And people say that's making fun of Down syndrome people, except for the fact that, first of all, for you to assume Down syndrome people speak in a certain way is also discriminatory.
I've been photoshopped into a lot of hairy situations.
When I went, I went up for a job interview a couple months ago, and they actually had a printed out picture of me having sex with a dolphin, but it was photoshopped, of course.
And, you know, this is for a job.
And they're like, hey, Mr. Kevin, can you explain this picture?
I mean, this picture's been going around for 10 years.
It's totally fake.
But I was like, yeah, it's just, I don't know, it's just a Photoshop.
I mean, these people, they ruin lives with this kind of stuff.
Because I feel like you can't, you're not raping a dead person.
I feel like that's a, that's like a different kind of crime, right?
Like if you're having sex with a dead person, I feel like it's not the, it's just the sex, even if it was consensual and they said, after I die, have sex with my naked body.
I still feel like that's where the question should come in of why are you having sex with a dead person?
I would, I would still consider it rape because I think dead people still do have agency in a way, you know, like I'm sure you've you had a will written, right?
I'm sure you have something planned that you want your family to do with your body, right?
And if they don't fulfill that promise that you wrote in your will or whatever, then wouldn't that be disrespectful?
Because you get what I'm saying?
Like, you know, I think it's a combination, necrophilia, rape type crime, you know, that makes it even worse.