May 30, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
01:21:31
WOKE Company FIRES Employees For INSANE Reason | Guest: Gavin Wax
Slightly Offensive presents: Nightly Offensive Livestream. Popular clothing company LuLulemon fired their employees for reporting a robbery in the store, said it didn't follow company policy. So why are companies so backwards today? What is fueling this woke zeitgeist and how do we stop it? We are going to be exploring the woke mind virus today, its origins, and why it won't be dying any time soon. Later in the show we have Gavin Wax on who was fired publicly by The Babylon bee for a reason that might shock you!
________________________________________________________________
WATCH THE NEW STREET VIDEO HERE: https://youtu.be/2KuOGzBFC8E
________________________________________________________________
⇩ FOLLOW GAVIN ⇩
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/GavinWax
________________________________________________________________
Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com
________________________________________________________________
⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSOR ⇩Show more PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out
UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
LOCALS
________________________________________________________________
⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩
WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com
________________________________________________________________
⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩
APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg
(also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed)
______________________________________________________________
➤BOOKINGS: [email protected]
➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected]
_________________________________________________________________
⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩
➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv
➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer
➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive
_________________________________________________________________
The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids!
Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less
It's a mind virus that's infected millions around the world.
It even got in my water this morning.
So it sort of changed the dynamics of the show.
We got some crazy stuff we're talking about today as the popular clothing company Lululemon fired employees for reporting a robbery.
Why is this happening?
Why are companies doing this?
I think we have all the details.
And later in the show, we have Gavin Wax, who was fired by the Babylon Bee publicly.
And it was meant to be a humiliating takedown, but we'll find out the story behind it.
It is approximately 10.10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
And this is Nightly Offensive.
But it doesn't stop me from having the best night of my life.
Watch, here we go.
Here we go.
Hype it up!
Hype it up.
Where are we at?
Come on.
Come on.
I don't know where my people are at.
I don't know where is all my retarded, my Down syndrome dolls.
They're not even around here.
But we're getting hyped up.
We got a good show.
Oh, man.
Yes.
All right.
And you guys thought that you would not get this incredible dancing.
Kez is at the doctor's getting a normal visit, getting her tailbone checked out, actually.
That kind of got injured during her pregnancy.
And so pray for her.
Pray for her because she's healing.
Well, before we jump into that, guys, checking in on America, checking in on America.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
And it turned out that there is a high school in Texas that just delayed their graduation ceremony because 85% of the students were not able to meet the qualifications and the standards to actually graduate.
So I don't think America is doing too hot.
I can't say they're doing great.
And I was wondering if it was actually a joke, but I found a reliable source.
It's called CNN.
You ever heard of it?
Very, very reliable people.
A rural Texas high school postpones graduation after only five seniors meet graduation requirements.
It's in Marlin High School saying that a small high school in rural Texas postponed its graduation.
It revealed only five of the school's 33 seniors had met the requirements to graduate, according to the school district superintendent.
And we can kind of guess probably who those people are.
But I feel like that's a pretty good taste of what's happening because, guys, we have some insanity going on in this country right now.
And you guys are going to want to be here for it.
The Matrix is heating up.
And I think I'm going to explain to you why companies are going woke.
Let's get into it.
All right.
Of course, there was a robbery that took place at a Lululemon, and the employees decided to report the robbery as you would expect a good employee to do.
You would expect that maybe you would be happy that your employee went around and they're trying to, you know, protect the merchandise in the store, but that's not what happened to these employees.
We're going to talk about this story of employees that were actually fired for reporting the crime because it broke company policy because apparently you're not supposed to intervene in theft.
This is a true story.
And I think we finally broke the code on why companies are going woke and why we're so backwards.
Watch this.
This is absolutely insane.
No.
No.
Seriously.
Get out.
Two Georgia women say they were fired from their jobs at Lululemon after calling police to report this robbery, which one of them caught on camera.
No, you can hear.
Jennifer Ferguson and Rachel Rogers describing to NBC affiliate 11 Alive Atlanta the horrifying moments the merchandise at the Peachtree Corner store was stolen.
They swiped until they couldn't hold any more products and ran out the door.
We didn't really feel very protected or like know what else to do.
The women say they were fired from their jobs after they decided to call the police about the shoplifting, something they say they were told is against company policy.
So what are they supposed to do instead?
You kind of clear a path for whatever they're going to do.
And then after it's over, you scan a QR code.
Rogers, who says she's worked at the company for five years, claims that the store has been dealing with thefts for months, recalling another incident.
Someone like sent me a picture of the front entrance table and I was like, oh my gosh, like we just sold all the product.
Like, good job.
And they were like, no, like someone just came in and stole everything.
But this was the first time she knows of someone at the store calling police, which local authorities confirm.
The Fayette County Sheriff's Office says three men have been charged with theft by shoplifting and theft by receiving stolen property from that incident.
And they're currently in the Fayette County jail.
Videos of brazen shoplifting have gone viral from stores across the country.
And it's common practice for retailers to tell their employees not to intervene.
80%.
Okay, so the thing about the story that's absolutely insane, like I said, I got a little bit of the woke mind virus.
I feel like this is a good look, too.
You know, this is a very good look.
It starts in the hair.
Wokeness always starts in the hair and then it ends up compromising your immune system with HIV.
It's sort of the trajectory of where it goes.
But what's so insane about this story is the fact that there is a store being robbed, right?
And they have this policy of not intervening.
Well, these people didn't necessarily intervene.
They just called the police.
They got the police involved and they were fired.
Because as you know, in many of these, like in California, in Oregon, et cetera, even in Washington, basically petty theft, anything under like $900 is not really considered a crime that anyone should intervene in.
Even in Texas, they're not really even taking calls to the police for people that are breaking into cars.
But we've gotten to the point to where companies are now not only looking out for the minorities, looking out for the trans community.
And you have these fitness companies looking out for the obese community, which we're going to start calling a community now.
It's a very large community of very heavy people called obesity.
And now they're looking out for criminals.
And you got to ask yourself, like, how does this happen?
How do we get to this, right?
How do we get to this point?
And I think I have some information on this because it kind of gets worse, genuinely.
It gets worse than this because, you know, you guys know about the backlash, right, of what's going on with Target.
And people keep asking me, what's going on with these companies?
Like, what's happening?
And why is Target, you know, producing pride stuff?
Why does Starbucks?
I can't do the show in this.
I'm so sorry.
It's too, it's just ridiculous.
I, I'm like, I've been de-woked.
I've been de-8ed.
I literally can't, that is too hot.
It's, it's uncomfortable.
It makes me feel awkward.
It's not a good look.
It's hurting children.
I have parents calling me.
My phone's off the hook.
I was, I mean, I wasn't using it to call on any robbers, but I had parents very, very upset at me for that.
That was giving their children nightmares.
Anyways, yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
People are put it back on.
How about no?
How about no?
How about we're not putting it on chat?
Okay, but you look at Target and you look at what's going on here and you go, why would these companies cater to such a small minority of people?
Have you ever asked yourself that?
Like, why are we catering to communities?
Now, Washington Post responds with the fact they're saying, well, you guys are all just freaking out about it.
Here's some perspective, conservatives, conservatards, Republicrats, demon rats.
Here's some information.
The free market is telling right-wingers something that they refuse to hear.
Transgender people exist and they buy stuff.
Is that really what this is about?
It's about transgender people buying stuff, buying things.
Okay.
This is what they say.
The anti-trans boycotts are hopelessly off.
No.
No, I don't.
Are hopelessly off target.
Ha ha ha.
Very punny.
The free market is telling right-wingers something they refuse to hear.
Transgender people exist and they buy stuff.
And that's the truth.
We're all refusing.
The reason why we're mad is because we just can't handle the fact that trans people buy stuff.
Believe me, they're not just buying stuff.
They're giving stuff away.
These are very transactionary people.
We know they buy stuff.
They buy plastic surgery.
And unfortunately for a lot of them, they also end up terminating their lives early, which usually requires products that are involved in that.
These people are very unstable.
But Target, they say, Washington Post says that our problem is that we cannot handle the fact that trans people are buying things.
And they go on to say that a couple of days ago, I logged onto Target's website to examine with my own eyes two of the items currently causing right-wing apoplexy and massive store boycott, whereupon I learned the items were tuck-friendly bathing suits for toddlers.
They weren't even real, or at least they weren't what angry online influencers such as Matt Walsh had claimed.
The bathing suits themselves were real color-blocked one pieces and black high-waisted bottoms with sports bra tops.
But the swimwear came in adult sizes only.
So much better.
We're giving tuck-friendly bathing suits to adults.
That's like literally going to a group of emo kids and telling them that there's a discount on razor blades.
It's not exactly a very fair marketing strategy to try to influence people that are vulnerable in mental states, but to buy products that further their depravity and their mental state.
Now, I'm not against, I mean, trans people exist.
They always tell me that, right?
Trans people exist.
They exist.
And I always say, we know.
They're very hard to miss on the street.
They're very hard to miss.
They've also been committing mass killings.
And so they've been on TV recently.
They've been shooting up schools, killing Christians, things that make them very hard to forget.
However, it is funny that even if the media does not understand why we're boycotting these companies, which apparently are working, right?
These boycotts are kind of working.
But, you know, they say that these right here, that these things are far from being obscene, sexualizing or grooming as the swimsuits were also described by the alarmists.
It's like, yeah, there's nothing grooming about selling bathing suits that reinforce mental illness.
It's like a fantastic meeting.
And that's actually why we're upset.
But people still want to know.
Like, why does Target do this?
Why does every company celebrate pride?
Like, what's going on?
How did we get to this point?
And the reality of why we're here and what got us into this point is actually the fact of something called, you know, we've talked about this many times on the show, but you have DEI, you have ESG, you have CEI.
These essentially are social credit scores that companies have to abide by in order to maintain financing.
Now, if you want to look that up, you can look that up on the internet, but there is a global group, right?
It's from the WEF to the World Bank to these groups come together and they decide that if you want to be involved in international transactionary commerce, if you want to, as a country, trade overseas, if you want to be able to exchange currency, if you want to operate with the banks, even the banks themselves, if they want to operate, they have to abide by these main goals, which is inclusivity, diversity, and of course, climate.
And these are, there's certain levels that you can get to.
And if you don't reach those levels, it's like sort of like the Academy Awards to qualify your movie in the Academy Awards now, you're going to need a certain amount of black people on set.
This is a true story in the staff.
Certain amount of diversity.
We know what diversity means.
It means non-white, and it means predominantly black.
However, even banks are not void of this, right?
Becker News, this is Kyle Becker, he's a very reliable source, talked about the fact that New York City freezes deposits at two major banks after failing to implement city's woke agenda.
So New York City officials have taken action against two leading banks, one Capital One and Key Bank, after the financial institutions failed to submit their plans for combating discrimination in their operations.
On Thursday, New York City controller Brad Lander restricted account deposits at both banks due to their non-compliance with the city's mandates issued earlier this year.
The mandates require banks holding public funds to provide detailed strategies for addressing various forms of discrimination.
There it is.
Landa's office announced that the Capital One and Key Bank had outright refused to comply with the anti-discrimination requirement.
And in a statement, Lander emphasized the banks seeking to conduct business with New York City must demonstrate responsible management of public funds and act responsibly within communities.
There it is.
There it is.
That's it.
That's it.
Right?
Here's what it is.
They've failed to meet the city's anti-discrimination policies and therefore they're not allowed to hold the funds.
Literally, it doesn't matter if you are the bank itself.
You will be frozen.
You will be shut down if you are not a part of the woke agenda.
And so it's not like people say, oh, so it's just this gay agenda, right?
Is there just this agenda going on?
And it's like, no, it's not just an agenda.
It's a systemic issue.
Literally systemic.
People say racism is systemic.
Actually, anti-racism is systemic.
And anti-racism, in my opinion, is making a lot of people racist, rightfully racist, too.
Because there's a lot of people out there who just weren't racist and didn't care.
And now that you shove diversity down their throats when they don't want it, they start to actually become discriminatory and they start to not like other groups of people.
That's very typical.
It's like, I might, I have no opinion about your children, but if you forced them into my home and made me watch them, I'd probably hate those little shits.
I'm going to be completely honest because I don't, just because I'm happy for you and I'm glad you have children.
I don't want them.
I know I put up pictures of my little baby E.
I just had a baby and everyone.
No one cares about your baby.
No one cares about your little alien diaper thing.
No one cares, but I care, damn it.
I care.
So somebody was on my personal Instagram and was like, I didn't know this became a dad page.
It's like, sir, you are on my personal Instagram.
This page is whatever I want it to be.
Goodbye.
See you later.
But speaking of New York, you're going, how backwards is New York?
So New York is requiring these banks to fight this discrimination policy because they have these cities, banks, nothing is safe.
Well, the mayor of New York is also spreading propaganda.
This is also part of it, which is our health, right?
And he says that body size is not related to health standards.
Watch this.
I'm a person that believes in health.
So when you talk about not discriminating against someone because of their body type, it's not fighting against obesity.
It's just being fair.
And so I think this is the right thing to do.
We're going to continue to talk about our progressive health agenda.
And science has shown that body type is not a connection to if you're healthy or unhealthy.
And I think that's a misnomer that we are really.
Yeah.
Okay.
Body type is not connected to whether you are healthy or unhealthy.
I want to remind you that's the mayor of New York telling you that if this is the squad, which I did post this today, sorry, that this squad here, there is no way to tell looking at this picture, which one of these fellas is unhealthy.
Now, they're just living their best life.
They're just relaxed, hydrated, lotioned up.
There's not a phone in sight, right?
I mean, look at this.
These are just people living their best life, enjoying the weeds.
Those are the good kind of weeds.
That's nature.
They're in nature.
We call that nature.
They're in nature, enjoying life.
And the mayor of New York says these people are healthy.
That's where this heads.
That's where this heads.
You have in the beginning, we talked about, right, Lululemon firing their employees for trying to stop a robbery because they can't intervene.
Now, I'd understand if they warned them about the dangers of that, but they actually got fired, not for like, you know, hitting somebody, but for calling the police.
Like, that's so insane.
And then on top of that, you go, okay, Target's getting all this backlash.
They don't understand why we're upset, but they're going to keep doing it.
Why do they keep doing it?
Oh, it's because they literally can't operate their business unless they're woke.
You can't do business in the United States and be wealthy as a large corporation unless you abide by these rules, or so they want you to think.
Obviously, you could if you had character, if you, if you cared about any of these things, and I'm not talking about just like simple morality or things like that, I'm talking about the genuine tenacity that these kinds of people have to tell you that this is healthy.
I think that guy's from Fish Tank, right?
From the Fish Tank Live.
What a mess that show is.
What an absolute mess.
Ah, these people are so backwards.
I really don't know what to say.
I really, I really don't know what to say.
And you go, but yeah, is it really just companies, right?
Is it really just companies that are being fined?
No, our government's already been co-opted by the social credit score.
I don't know if you heard about AB423.
You're getting basically a solo episode today, whether you like it or not.
Even though you are going to have an interview later in the show, we have an interview coming up with Gavin Wax, who was fired from the Babylon B publicly by Seth Dylan, supposedly because he cursed or was inappropriate on the internet.
But I don't think that's what happened and we're going to hear from him.
So I'm happy about that.
But AB423 previously had unanimous support prior to this last minute amendment.
So breaking Nevada Democrats just introduced and passed a last minute floor amendment that fines Nevada school boards $5,000 a day if they block biological boys from girls' bathrooms, locker rooms, or playing in girls' sports.
This last minute amendment introduced by Democrat State Senator, of course, Fabian Donate.
It's not his real name.
Yeah.
Oh, that's his real name.
Fabian Don Donate.
I'm pretty much like Danya Danyate or Danya. Danyatate.
Your name is Fabian Donate?
That's not real.
That can't be real.
They had no public hearing and passed on party lines.
And AB423 previously had unanimous support prior to the last minute amendment.
This is what Nevada Democrats do.
And this is a long 10-minute video that I'm not going to make you suffer through.
But literally, this is what's happened is that there is $5,000 a day fines to these schools that don't let boys into girls' locker rooms.
And so that's where this ESG DEI goes so much further than just, oh, we just really want, you know, fairness and equality.
Right now it's equity.
And it's a form of Marxism.
It's a form of equalization.
It's a great equalizer, as Madonna would say, that is just going to force it down our throats.
And you can boycott all you want, but they win no matter what, right?
Here's why they win.
Because even if people are like Matt Walsh and Mike Cernovich and these people who I respect, you know, and I respect their opinion, say, well, the boycotts are working.
You know, look at what's happening to Bud Light.
Look what's happening to Target.
Look, these are American corporations.
And the average person who works at these corporations has no idea what's going on in this woke war.
They probably don't even don't even agree with it.
I'm not talking about the HR departments or the marketing, but just the average, you know, worker, delivery man, the people that work in product development, et cetera.
And when we boycott, we just hurt American companies.
And that's the funny thing.
People are like, yeah, it's so good.
But that's why I mean they win.
Because what they do is they come after our famous brands.
Like, you know, Bud Light is iconic, right?
They come after our culture.
They get us to hate our own culture.
And they get our companies to do things that make us hate them.
And in the end, the only way we win is by destroying what?
An American company.
So they win no matter what.
It's like the boycotts work.
But the point is the companies aren't going to learn.
They're not going to learn.
They're just going to figure out trickier ways to get their DEI and inclusion.
They're going to figure out ways around this.
And part of it is going to just be like sending out fines because they can't operate without the funds.
And now they're seeing some pushback.
And everyone's like, hell yeah, we're boycotting them.
But in the end, we lose.
We lose no matter what because we end up hurting American enterprise, American companies.
I don't care, really.
I mean, I don't have any skin in the game.
But it's like, who's really out of the job?
Not the executives.
It's the average workers who, you know, like the distribution centers, et cetera.
These are people that are out of jobs.
So DEI works.
ESG works.
And they will, if you don't comply, they'll just fine you $5,000 a day.
They'll bankrupt you.
So they'll bankrupt you.
And sooner or later, you won't be able to bank.
You won't be able to transact.
You won't be able to buy a house.
They're trying to move ESG to personal credit scores.
They will get there eventually, most likely.
And you won't be able to qualify for financing yourself if you've, let's say, posted an edgy meme, which means I'll never be able to own a house.
Unfortunately, well, that's saying that.
That's what's going on in the woke epicenter of all things ridiculous and retarded.
I cannot handle this.
I cannot handle this.
It just is what it is.
Guys, I got to talk to you real fast.
A huge shout out to our sponsor for today, Pixetine, which are nicotine-infused toothpicks.
If you're looking for an alternative to smoking and you're looking for something that you can use in a train, in a plane, in an automobile that actually tastes good and you're 21 or older and want to get that nicotine buzz, you don't want the mess from the snuff and the chewing tobacco and the smell from the cigars and the cigarettes and you just want to get that nicotine buzz.
Check out these amazing flavors, including tobacco and the winter fresh, as well as the cinnamon.
I encourage you to check them out right now, 20% off at the store at pixetine.com slash Elijah.
That's P-I-X-O-T-I-N-E dot com slash E-L-I-J-A-H.
Check it out.
Links in the description.
And you can basically use these anywhere, again, on a plane, which is, I think, the coolest thing.
And no one will tell you.
So if you are looking for an alternative to smoking, whether you want something in addition to smoking or you have a friend that you're trying to get to stop smoking and you want to give them something else they could do, check out pixetine at pixatine.com slash Elijah.
That's P-I-X-O-T-I-N-E dot com slash E-L-I-J-A-H, pixetine.com slash Elijah.
Oh, here we go.
Exactly, exactly.
I love how we always lose 100 people during one of the ads.
You're losers.
You can't stick through it.
It's Pixatine.
We are so demonetized, you don't even know.
You have no idea what it's like being demonetized on every platform.
Who knows how long we'll last?
Who really knows?
I don't know.
But we're making it and we're continuing it on.
And we're going to keep this going and we're never going to stop because we are slightly offensive backers and we don't take shit from no one.
let's look at some funny things that have been going on in the neighborhood uh people say people say that men don't have any good role models today that we don't have any role models Really?
Explain this.
Explain this.
Explain that.
You're going to tell me that we don't have anyone to look up to to fight our battles for us?
Come on.
Pete Buttigieg, ladies and gentlemen.
Pee-P. Butt.
That's the transportation secretary.
He knows a lot about ins and outs, but he was apparently a reserve, a lieutenant or something like that.
I was reading.
And people are really surprised because he's so meek and so shy.
What a weirdo that guy is.
But what a great, what a great day.
Also, in the later segment, we'll talk a little bit about Memorial Day, by the way, into the Gold Star families.
I don't want to mock the military, especially on today, because, you know, so many people have sacrificed their lives.
And my heart was really just out to the Gold Star families today.
People who've lost family, right?
It's been, this is the funny segment, so that's not really good, but my heart's not out to people that died because they're dead.
And I'm thankful for them and I'm remembering them.
But like, what about their family that survived, right?
Like theme like Joe Kent or people that he lost his wife, right?
I mean, these wars are terrible, especially the wars we've been in recently.
They're horrible.
They're unnecessary.
It's the military-industrial complex.
It's how we back our dollar.
It's how we keep our economy afloat.
It's dirty.
It's gross, but it's an unfortunate reality.
And a lot of people have lost loved ones.
And I just, my heart goes out to you for your sacrifice you made as families.
And I don't know the pain that you go through every day.
And I'm sure there's a lot of, you know, thoughts on whether or not, you know, they should have served or not or what you could have done better or, you know, but I know that we are grateful for the life that they gave and we're grateful for their service.
And we're so thankful to you to the Gold Star families, even with all the doubts and fears and whatever's going through your head.
Thank you for continuing to keep your mind going and to keep it up for your kids or for your parents or whoever it is that's suffering the loss the most.
That is a really, really beautiful moment there.
Switching note, this is actually something genuinely, genuinely funny, right?
We will switch to that.
There was, I think this is probably in Sweden or Norway.
I don't know.
Maybe it's Denmark.
But there was a dancing competition and climate activists came on the stage and the cameraman not only knew the assignment, but he completed the assignment and then he got an award.
Watch this.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Can we slow that down real fast?
That guy just got so pwned by that.
Look at that.
Oof.
Yeah, that was really good, right?
I thought that wasn't, that was excellent.
Nice job on the camera work there.
Genuinely good camera work.
That guy's got to get a raise.
Can we watch that one more time?
What language is that, by the way?
I don't know.
Oh.
Wow.
You know, I do think, though, in a lot of countries, the cameraman would get sued, right?
The guy could probably sue the cameraman.
That's the unfortunate reality of the woke monster that we've created.
Let's talk about something also hilarious, which is The Little Mermaid.
I don't know if anybody has seen The Little Mermaid, but it looks like they're trying to make it seem like it's better than it is because, you know, you see this article came out from Deadline, The New Little Mermaid, and the splash is to $164 million global bow, but there's something fishy overseas as Disney pick beset by review bombing.
So they were saying that people are bombing the reviews.
And their response to that is that they're only going to show the verified reviews on Rotten Tomatoes or verified reviewers, which I would like to say I have my suspicions about.
Because what happens is, is this movie, The Little Mermaid, when you go and check out the score, it has a 95% rating for 2,500 verified audience members and a 67%, which is barely making it tomato meter when you look at the reviews.
However, as Nerd Roddick pointed out, something, shout out to NerdRoddick channel.
This is, I guess it's their version of review bombing because as the tomato meter, when you look at all critics, including ones that are irrelevant or unverified, they don't put the top critics, just the all critics, and it gives it a 67%.
But the audience is right, a 4.7 out of 5.
If you go and switch to the true metrics, which is the top critics or the verified critics, and then you look at all audience, which is what you would want to look at, not verified audience, this is all audience, you actually get a much different picture here.
So it's actually got a three stars, a 54%, and 47% reviews.
And by the way, the verified reviews seem like the spam.
They seem fake to be.
Because everyone I looked, there's like nine reviews in a row that use the phrase beautiful.
It said beautiful.
This is a beautiful.
I loved it.
It's beautiful.
And it just like auto-generated stuff.
There's no way that this movie, that people actually like it, because I haven't heard of a single person who's enjoyed it.
I don't know why they're going to go see it.
I feel like Disney bought those reviews.
And to kind of put into perspective, because I can't play any of the video really.
I don't know if you guys have actually heard the soundtrack to some of the little mermaid.
This is really the soundtrack.
I want you to listen to this.
This is the bird singing to the crab.
Listen to this.
Well, I was flying over land and seeing you to the ground.
Then I came.
Yeah, the prince has been dropping hits.
He wants to, you know, when humans cut so nice like they're penguins.
Throw rights for the pigeons.
They're trying to blow up the pigeons.
But those are just urban legends.
Imagine listening to that while you were high on mushrooms.
That would be scary.
That was a soundtrack from The Little Mermaid, if you're just joining us.
That was rough.
That was really, really rough.
I don't know how else to put it besides the fact that that was difficult to get through for all of us.
And there's actually, you know, the reviews are out.
Let me see if we can get this.
I believe, what's his name?
The Right to Bear Memes made a meme about this.
This is somebody being forced to listen to the Little Mermaid soundtrack as punishment.
There ain't no way that that movie is getting the good reviews.
Disney is just buying the reviews.
And I'm not making that up.
I looked at them.
They look very suspicious.
But even funnier in the midst of this is that fights are breaking out between respectable citizens during the Little Mermaid.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
Fights are breaking up.
People would rather fight each other than watch the actual.
Let me see.
Don't tell me in front of my daughter.
Oh, I need a refund on my cheeky.
No.
We getting a refund.
Oh, no.
I need some standard.
Hey!
I ain't in front of the micro order.
Hey, hey, hey.
Excuse me.
We need a refund.
Bunch of TikTokers in that theater getting angry at each other, right?
Causing problems.
And I'm just going to say, you know, movie theater goers, the experience has largely been lost.
People are just out of control.
But I don't know if this was the same theater.
This is the funny thing.
I don't know if it's the same theater or if it's different.
But this wasn't the only video of a fight in a theater, right?
this might very well be the same theater but this clip I found too on the internet which is fantastic it's this part that kills me the most right It's all the trash on the floor.
Like, that's the best.
And the fat woman who's too fat to get up and fight.
She's got like her little mermaid shirt on.
But it's, is that the little mermaid?
Yeah, she got the shirt on, but it's a white little mermaid, right?
With the red hair, because that's what the little mermaid looks like.
The little mermaid isn't some black woman.
And like, that doesn't make you racist for saying that.
That ain't the little mermaid.
That's the mermaid.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there ain't nothing wrong with having a black woman in a show, but the character, it's called casting.
And I just can't, like, and the trash.
Look at that.
It's just feral, man.
These people are feral.
And by who?
What kind of people?
I'm talking about your average Disney consumer.
Your average Disney consumer is definitely lost some steam there.
Incredible.
Incredible.
I don't know.
I'm okay.
I'm over that.
I just thought that whole, the whole little mermaid thing, it's a disaster.
Am I right?
The little mermaid.
The little mermalaid.
The little.
Wow, there's a helicopter outside.
So if you guys can hear that, that sounds pretty loud.
All right.
I turned down the volume of all of these transitions because those with the headphones asked me to turn down the volume for you guys.
You said, please turn down the volume of these.
Tell me, by the way, in the chat, if you can hear them better.
But I also want to let you guys know as well that it's easier to send super chats now on your phone on Rumble.
We are on rumble, rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
We actually are on there.
And it's apparently super easy to send super chats now.
So if you're watching on Rumble, make sure that you subscribe and also send choice some super chats because we are so demonetized on YouTube.
We can't get, can't get super chats, unfortunately.
And I am looking at the chat.
I do have you here.
We know what's going on.
I see you.
I see you.
We're all here.
Okay, let's get into the WTF.
These are some pretty crazy stories.
Please be prepared for them.
They made me uncomfortable, but it is what it is.
All right.
This week in the worst women in the world, this has got to be the most wicked woman in the world.
Like, my view on morality is like, I get we all have, we all make mistakes, we all have problems, but like, there's a different level of just making a mistake or like having issues or something versus what some of these women post on TikTok and think they can justify.
Because women need to be stopped.
And I've made that, made that my point of the show many times.
And I feel like the last year has reinforced my exact opinions that women all need to be stopped.
We need to stop white women immediately until we can figure out what's going on with white women and the ones that follow them.
White adjacent women too, the ones that think they are.
We got to figure out what's happening to our women.
What's going on?
Well, this woman, her husband, like, I think he has like Lou Gehrig's disease or like ALS or something like that.
And she, I guess, quietly divorced him or she's still married to him, but like has a new boyfriend and he can't talk.
But she's like dating a new guy while she has her husband.
It's got to be one of like the worst situations.
Just watch.
This is like the worst part is, is that they put it on TikTok to try to make it feel normal.
This is crazy.
And love Brandon.
I mean, who's going to want to take on somebody who still loves their former husband?
But James surpassed all my dreams I had of how a future partner could love Brandon.
James has never expressed or shown any jealousy.
He's never questioned my unwavering love for Brandon or given pause to the role B plays in our family.
Instead, he's accepted Brandon with wide open arms.
I've overheard him proudly sharing the story of our family and how Brandon fits in it.
With a grateful heart, I have stepped aside as James has insisted on transferring B, picking up his wheelchair, doing the heavy lifting.
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and tell the lonely breathing woman in her early 20s that this story isn't over.
But even though you can't fathom what life could be like, I promise it gets better.
Gets better.
Even though you are wandering in the wilderness and there's wasteland all around you, someday, someday there's going to be a path in that wilderness and a stream in the wasteland.
Just hold on.
A lot of violence in me.
I laugh at the.
This is the worst video in the world and I'm laughing and I shouldn't be because like this, okay it's, I'm laughing.
This is sad.
Okay, this is like.
This is the worst video in the history of the world, the.
The soundtrack.
Can we just, can we just appreciate her, her narrating her own bad decisions with a soundtrack, even though you are wandering in the wilderness, it gets better.
This is literally like I feel, like I'm watching a hipster version Of a 2002 teen movie.
It's like, and there we were in the wilderness on our greatest summer yet.
I had my boyfriend and my husband, who can't talk, who has to sit in his wheelchair, all deformed, and listen to me have sex with another man in our house.
This is, it is just, there's so many things I want to say about this video.
And the song, this is my fight song.
No, this is his fight.
And you're making his fight harder.
Your husband is in a wheelchair.
He's like, literally, that is not a man.
Like, what other option does he have?
Okay.
Put that man down.
Like, don't touch me.
I literally, I would use my crippled wrists to cripple hold.
Like, I would use crip wrists and I'll slice my wife.
I would just be like, and I would just blame it on being disabled.
I wouldn't even go to jail.
I would just be like, oh, and I would flick the knife and I would cut her.
Would I kill her?
That depends on how accurate my flinging is.
But this poor dude is disabled, and his wife had the audacity to make a video about this is her journey and it's gotten better because she gave up on him.
Like, that is just, and this is my one F word.
That is fucked up.
Okay?
Genuinely.
I am trying, we are reducing cursing 90% on this show, but that is fucked up.
And I have to just, there's no other word for that.
Jeez, geez, geez.
What in the world was going on?
I know.
I know.
Can we like play the ending one time where she narrates her life like she's not in an ultimate level of betrayal and like making her disabled husband watch her bang another healthy guy?
It's better.
Even though you are wandering in the wilderness and there's wasteland all around you, someday, someday there's going to be a path in that wilderness and a stream in the wasteland.
Just hold on.
A lot of violence in me.
Oh, it gets worse every time that I watch it.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong on that one?
I feel like that one gets worse every time I turn that on.
I feel like that just gets worse and worse.
Wow.
I told you this is going to be weird ones, guys.
I told you it was going to be weird ones.
This is an old video from 2014, but I seem to have missed it.
And I did verify this through Fox News that it's not dubbed over because I thought this could have been fake.
Check this one out.
This is Next Weirdness.
This is from 2014.
It's not recent, but I just want to remind you that weird things are going on in this world.
Very weird things.
Listen.
South Korea reports seizing thousands of smuggled drug capsules containing an unusual added ingredient, the powdered flesh from dead babies.
Some people believe they can cure disease.
The Korea Customs Service says they were made in northeastern China from babies whose bodies were chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder.
But they wouldn't say where they believe the babies came from or exactly who made the capsules, citing possible diplomatic friction with Beijing.
The contents, though, were identified by scientific testing.
When we analyzed it, the powdered material sequence is better than a 99.7% match with a human DNA sequence.
No one's been reported ill from ingesting them, but scientist Shin Woo-Gi warns they have the potential to be dangerous.
We also see super bacteria and other germs and viruses harmful to a person if consumed.
Some of the capsules were carried in luggage.
Others were sent by international mail.
The smugglers told customs officials they believed the capsules were ordinary stamina boosters and didn't know the manufacturing process.
One official said no one's been punished, but a customs clearance director at Inshan Airport warned consumers should be careful about health food supplements or the ingredients.
Okay, so I didn't know.
I mean, I've always said on the show, kind of ironically, that they're eating babies, right?
They're eating babies.
Like, that's been a sort of irony, something that I've pushed.
But I didn't know that they were, like, literally eating babies in capsules, grinding them up.
I sometimes on this show, just lost for words.
These are one of those moments.
And I was like, I was hoping that it was fake, right?
And then I found the article from Fox from 2014.
That was that there's a bizarre craze behind smuggling of pills containing the powdered flesh of babies.
So 17,500 bizarre caps have been grabbed from tourist luggage and international mail since last August.
The state-run Korea Customs Service said, this is ridiculous.
I don't.
They're smuggled by ethnic Koreans in northern China.
It's not just creepy.
They contain super bacteria that's hazardous to human health.
Yes, they're babies.
You're eating children.
I don't know who's doing this, but I would like to say this.
Stop it.
Don't do it.
Don't eat babies.
Why do we have to remind people to stop eating children?
This is a very bizarre situation, and it also is hard to even not just, we just watched a forced cuckery, and then also watched, I have no idea what we just watched even now.
Then there's babies being eaten.
Very, very, very confusing.
Well, as you guys may know, Gavin Wax, if you guys don't know about this, Gavin Wax, he was VP of marketing at the Babylon B.
And look, it's really crazy to watch.
There's nothing that I hate more than this war between DeSantis and the Trump side.
Like, it's the stupidest thing.
I hate it every day.
But Gavin essentially defended himself against somebody on DeSantis' team.
And then he used the F-word and got fired for it publicly.
And Seth Dylan, the CEO of Babylon Bee, clearly fired him because of who it was directed at, which is one of DeSantis' team because he's, you know, Team DeSantis.
And the narrative keeps changing on why he fired Gavin Wax publicly, by the way, without even a formal publicity or termination letter.
Firing people on Twitter, I'm just going to say, bad look for companies.
Seen a few of them do that, but not a good look.
And to fire someone like that on Twitter is also not a good look in terms of like Elon Musk has done it, right?
It's sort of like a dick move.
I think personally, I don't find it to be professional.
Is it funny?
Depends how vindictive you are and how crazy.
But I went ahead and talked to Gavin because I thought this was crazy watching somebody apparently get railroaded and fired.
And then it looks like it might have been because of his support for Trump.
I'm not entirely sure.
But the Babylon B, it looks like has gotten a little bit anti-Trump, a little woke here.
And is, you know, the CEO is in a PR nightmare.
He's in a PR crisis.
I don't know if you guys know about this, but it's pretty crazy.
I had Gavin on the show.
Let's hear from him.
Well, we all know cancel culture is a real thing.
I mean, it seems like every single day, some celebrity or professional athlete is leaving the game because they said something they shouldn't have.
And we're no strangers to that on the right wing.
Of course, every single day we are watching the words that we say.
We're being careful to walk on eggshells around our family.
And we're trying so hard not to offend the woke liberal left that has taken over our country.
But it seems like a battle is raging in our nation where we're starting to get canceled from the inside.
Whether it's James O'Keefe leaving Project Veritas under questionable circumstances or Tucker Carlson being kicked out, when you start to question the wrong things, when you start to show your allegiance to the wrong side, it looks like things can get hot.
It looks like perhaps we are our biggest enemy.
And I want to talk to you today about a crazy story that happened from the Babylon Bee.
Their VP of marketing, Gavin Wax, was fired publicly in what was supposed to be a humiliating ritual to shame him for defending himself.
And we're going to talk about that right now.
Gavin Wax, welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time.
Thank you for having me.
It's great to be here.
And thank you for calling attention to this.
Yeah, so let's just jump right into this.
I mean, this is absolutely crazy what happened.
So I'm going to bring this up on the screen.
You were in a fight with Christina Pushaw.
Let's bring this right up here.
So you tweeted something out pretty innocuous saying, hey, Christina Pushaw, what's your fucking problem?
And let's just start there.
Why did you tweet this out?
And who's Christina Pushaw?
Christina Pushaw is probably the most senior DeSantis surrogate.
I believe her current position now is director of rapid response.
She's kind of effectively a Twitter troll.
She's a bit of a stalker.
And she's involved in a lot of the campaigns we're seeing online being waged by these DeSimps, these DeSantis proxies, and their army of bots that prop up their messaging.
I previously had a cordial relationship with Christina online.
I've never met her before, but we would occasionally retweet each other, like each other's stuff.
Everything was very simpatico.
And that began to change once I personally endorsed President Donald J. Trump when the organization I run, the New York Republican Club, came out and endorsed President Donald J. Trump.
I believe at the time she was trying to solicit me and others, as she's been doing for a while for DeSantis' potential run, which has now become official.
But basically, I've become aware since I endorsed President Donald Trump and the club endorsed him that she's been involved in a smear campaign and a defamation campaign against me behind the scenes, blackballing me, attacking me, and I believe placing hit pieces on me.
This has come to me through the grapevine.
So I've been kind of just biting my lip in regards to her.
I haven't called her out publicly before.
I haven't attacked her.
She's been the subject of a lot of attacks, some of which are valid.
Some, you know, maybe we could debate if they're valid or not, but she's certainly on the receiving end of a lot of attacks, just not from me.
That changed kind of recently where I noticed that a hit piece came out on me about some job that I previously had.
We can get into that as well.
But one of these accounts, Max Nordow, who's a notorious DeSantis supporter, he put up a tweet trying to implicate me or insinuate that I was involved in some kind of criminality with a former boss of mine.
He knows it's not true.
He knows it's baseless, but Christina Pushaw liked it.
And I know she's been liking and pushing out this narrative that I've had something to do with this or I'm involved.
I mean, it's ludicrous.
And I called her out.
I said, what's your fucking problem?
And here I am saying it again.
I did this after work.
I did this on my own time.
And I'm just kind of disgusted in her actions.
And then thereafter, Seth Dylan, who was my boss, and we can get into my position, the background, and him, but I'll talk about just the incident first.
I guess we could work our way back.
He came out and then just decided to publicly join this pylon.
Him, Jenna Ellis, all these different characters were coming at me.
And my boss came at me, someone I had a good professional working relationship with.
Instead of coming to defend me or messaging me on the side, he decided to belittle me in public.
And then he responded to me in public.
So he messaged me.
He responded to me in public.
So I responded in public.
He said, what's your problem?
And tweeting with the Bee in Your Bio doesn't work for me.
And then I replied to him because he asked me a question.
And I said, yeah, well, I don't think being accused of criminality works for me.
And then he fired me publicly.
He said, you could take that off.
But there's some details there that have become a little more murky since he's gone on Twitter spaces and he's made even more dumb comments online.
I think he's spiraling, but I'll start there and we could break it down.
Yeah, okay.
So this is what I think is pretty ridiculous.
So, people don't understand what's going on here.
We are given a situation where an employee is fired publicly on Twitter.
Now, I love how people argue this is unprofessional, as if we're not in 2023 and our companies are not run by millennials and Gen Z, and literal unprofessionalism has become the new standard.
It feels that way.
Am I wrong?
It seems like companies that there's no, there's no like code of conduct, there's no like handbooks.
It's sort of run like giant frat houses, and your conduct is always okay until they don't like you, and then they want to use your conduct against you to get you out.
Am I reading that wrong?
No, you're you're you're right on the money there.
I mean, there there was no policy, uh, there's never been a previous discussion about my tweeting, my posting.
Uh, I mean, to give background, when I when I first joined the B at the end of last year, I was very open about my political activities, my writing.
I do a lot of opinion writing, I do obviously a lot of social commentary on Twitter, on shows like this.
Uh, I run a political organization, they all loved that, they loved it at the bee.
They hired me, they knew all of this.
And uh, you know, one of the things that was a selling point for joining them during my negotiations with them was that I would be given bandwidth to continue my activities and it wouldn't bother them.
And they have a policy, not a policy, they have a general office environment there where they have Slack channels dedicated to promoting each other's social content, promoting each other's posts, and they retweet each other and they put it out there.
And the B has employs numerous people that could be described as influencers who have much larger followings than me, who post regularly, who post edgy things, who post things that could be construed in any number of ways.
And they post in vulgarity, vulgarity far worse than anything I posted.
And they do that regularly.
They do that during office hours.
And there's never been any public ridicule of them.
They've never been fired.
They've never been reprimanded.
I've never once been reprimanded at all at the B for anything, for posting or otherwise.
Seth was actually trying to give me a revenue share agreement because he wanted to pay me more because he said my numbers were good.
He wanted me to share in the profit.
So he was actively trying to give me a rev share agreement.
He and his brother publicly praised me in numerous work calls that I was on and I wasn't on.
So I had nothing but high marks there.
And he decided to attack me, a loyal employee who was working to make him money, working very hard, frankly.
He tried to attack me publicly, fired me publicly.
He wanted to humiliate me in this kind of struggle session, very Soviet-esque.
And he expected me just to take it.
Well, yeah, I understand he's my boss, but I have some self-respect.
I have some dignity.
And if you're going to attack me publicly after I'm defending myself, yeah, I'm going to push back.
He could have privately messaged me.
He could have done numerous things.
Had he messaged me, I would have, and he asked me to take the tweet down or he'd asked me to cool off.
I would have done that.
I would have consented absolutely.
This was after work.
He's never had a problem with me.
My tone and tenor on Twitter has been exactly the same for over a year.
I'm using a year as if it matters forever.
I've had the same tone and tenor on Twitter for the same volume of posting, etc.
He's never had an issue with it.
And now he made a giant public spectacle.
He doubled down.
The next morning, he was out tweeting more about it.
Then he joined a public Twitter space that I think was listened to by 160,000 plus people last I checked, where he continued to smear me, defame me.
He even tried to attack my work and my quality of work and insinuate I wasn't doing a good job.
And then he left the call that that space and he came back after he supposedly had meeting with his family.
I think he was talking to lawyers.
And I think they told him, what the hell are you doing?
He came back on.
He was totally different.
He even tried to almost at one point claim I wasn't fired.
And then he refused to answer questions.
And he kind of beat around the bush.
And he publicly admitted that he does not apply disciplinary standards at the company equally or consistently because people were asking him, well, if you fired Gavin for vulgarity, why did you not fire any of these people for similar vulgarity?
So he had no answers.
He was backtreading, backpedaling.
He was changing his positions, tune, moving the goalpost.
And I think he showed himself for who he really was.
I think he exposed himself.
I think he exposed his company's brand.
He's gotten into a massive PR crisis because of this.
He tried to come after me and claim I was un-Christian and all these other things and attack me in the most self-righteous, sanctimonious way while not practicing what he preached.
He himself, not just his employees, he himself has used vulgarity, have gone after people for a whole litany of things.
He himself has come out publicly and proclaimed that you should defend yourself, that you should always fight and speak truth to power, and free speech has a cost, but you should always be willing to stand up for your beliefs and principles.
He's even specifically said publicly on Twitter that it's not un-Christian to defend yourself from slander.
So he could be eating his own words all day with all the stuff we have.
And we have shown on, or I've shown and others have shown that he said it's just moral hypocrisy at its best.
And I think he really got himself into a bad spot here.
Dude, Gavin, the best of not just of luck, but may God's power actually be with you.
On a Christian proverb there, may actually the wisdom of God be with you.
We need real fighters in this game.
We don't need people just taking money and being quiet.
We won 2016 through memes, through vulgarity, through being tough, through not being bitches, through actually trying and pushing and actually asking the right questions and defending ourselves.
And we have to pick our battles.
Sometimes you do have to be silent.
Sometimes it is good to be quiet and ignore things, especially when they're, you know, just stupid or it's no reason to give light to them.
But in this case, defending yourself and just trying to be out there and getting punished for it, you know, that's really the sad thing about it.
And this is why people don't defend themselves.
This is why we lose.
Because look at what message this shows.
You want to defend yourself?
You're going to get punished.
You didn't even have an NDA and you still got fired.
Imagine what the rest of the entire right wing goes through when they would like to defend themselves.
But imagine what would happen if they actually tried to do that.
They'd probably get punished and those types of things.
So the fact that you're standing on your feet and you're here, I'm just so happy for that.
Thank you so much.
If people want to find you, if they want to follow you and they want to support your work, where's the best places they can keep up with you?
Absolutely.
You can follow me at Gavin Wax, G-A-I-N-W-A-X.
That's Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all the rest.
You can follow the organization I run, the New York and Republican Club, oldest and largest in the country, at nyyrc, nyyrc.com.
And yeah, you can check my writing out at gavinwax.com.
I have articles and columns on Newsmax, American Greatness, Town Hall, and all the rest.
So thank you again for having me on, man.
I really appreciate it.
Awesome.
Make sure you guys find him and follow him.
Let's get back into the show.
Sheesh, the Babylon B makes me go crazy.
Makes me feel like a lady sometimes.
Anyways, on with the show.
My next topic is also about Babylon Bee and transgenders.
Excuse me, everyone.
Just had to have a quick KFC break.
KFC is actually my favorite food, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I love it dipped in oil, rolled in oil.
I love it so much.
So this is basically my favorite food.
Obviously, I already finished it.
So, as I was saying, we are going to discuss transgenderism inside of...
Exactly what I was trying to say.
That's exactly what...
I was trying to say.
I was trying to point out the fact that it was a crazy interview with Gavin.
You're in the show.
That was a crazy interview with Gavin.
We got to get some Kentucky fried chicken.
Kentucky Fried Pick Fridays.
All right.
Let's get back to the show.
Let's jump right back in.
That was a very weird, unnecessary interlude.
But that was pretty crazy, right?
What happened to Gavin and like what was actually going on there?
Because genuinely, when you look at the in retrospect, he was kind of just let go because he attacked DeSantis.
And that's what's happening.
Our companies have gone woke.
They've literally gotten to a point where they are deliberately demonizing you again.
Everyone who's effective, and I mean this, and I promise you this, every single person who's effective, they will somehow push out of the conservative mainstream.
They will.
You'll see many more people.
Gavin Wax is an ardent Trump supporter.
He had influence.
He was part of an influential company.
So they had to oust him because they need everyone to be status quo.
The Republican, the right wing, is back to Jeb Bush energy.
And that's not a compliment.
We have Jeb Bush energy.
Insane.
Insane.
Hope you guys enjoyed that little what's that called?
Cameo?
That cameo by Kez Queen Fetus, who just got back from the doctors.
Apparently she survived.
She survived.
I also want to remind you too that somebody said, this is on our locals.
Remember, you can support us directly on locals at elijashafer.locals.com.
Guys, we're trying to hit the goal to hit the next amount of supporters, including one-time supporters.
We're trying to hit 800 all-time.
I think we're at 772 right now.
We've got to get there.
Let's make it by the end of the month.
Let's get it by the end of June.
But also, you guys produced some great memes on there as well.
And said, this show meets DEI Globo Homo standards.
This show meets it.
Look, we've got all the diversity.
We have literally, where is it?
Wait, hold up.
How do we do this?
There you go.
We have this Elijah, woke Elijah.
We have retarded Green Helmet Elijah.
We have inclusivity and TikToker Elijah.
We have this, which shows you how large my forehead is.
It's unfortunate.
And this, which is our Down syndrome guy, which is, what's his name again?
Charlie.
His name's Charlie from Down Unda.
Unironically, he's back in the United States, but his sister is here and she's over there.
All right.
Just so you guys know, if you're watching the show right now and you continue to support us, we do the rest of the show over on Rumble.
You can now send apparently super chats on your phone.
I don't know if that's true.
You guys can like send in Rumbles, which are better than super chats.
So basically, the last few segments are going to be only on Rumble and locals.
So of course you can get us right here on locals.
And I'm putting the link in the chat.
I want you to see us over on Rumble, rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
Let's wrap up the last few segments.
I'll see you, YouTube.
Get in and get out.
Let's get this going.
It's okay.
I'm putting the right link in.
All right, I'm putting the right link in.
I'm giving you one more chance.
I'm giving you one more chance.
If you're watching this, I just put the new link in.
You should be fine.
You should be able to get it.
See us over on Rumble.
To all those that are on YouTube, we are exiting out of YouTube.
We are only going to be on Rumble for the rest of the show.
Make sure you click over and you join in for the next part and the next segment.
All right.
And we are stopped on YouTube.
All right.
This next segment is brought to you guys by the SOBs.
These are stories that you guys chose and that you guys sent to me.
And I'm really excited about this one.
One of you emailed me this one.
So, let's get into it.
All right.
Uh.
You guys sent me a couple of great things, by the way.
Number one, you sent me this amazing picture.
Thank you so much.
It kind of went semi-viral.
New soy jack just dropped.
No bands here.
Keep abortion safe and legal in Minnesota.
And it's always, it's always the units.
You know what I mean?
It's always the big old fat honky-donkey chunky ones.
It's always the stocky thick thighs.
You know what I mean?
This is not a milkshake.
She a thick shake.
And I made her look thinner in this crop of the screen because I had it to fit the text from the CNN article.
But she's a lot bigger than you'd think.
And they're like, they love it.
Like, I love killing babies.
You know, you just know this woman complains.
Oh, so, man, it's the worst.
It's the worst.
These people are the worst.
They're the worst human beings ever.
And I just thought that's like, they love it.
No bands here.
We love abortion.
We love abortion.
No bands here.
We just love it.
We love it.
We love it.
Let's keep it real.
Yeah.
And they always go, is freedom more important than safety?
Yes.
Stop killing babies, please, you dumb people, right?
And also reminding you, these are a couple memes you guys sent meme reviews.
No vax, fire them all.
What the F?
You want people to lose their jobs by boycotting Target?
This is a good meme you sent me.
Yes.
They were like, well, if you don't get vaccinated, then you can get fired from your job.
But if we are going to be boycotting Target, then we're really, you know, hurting Americans.
That's my point, is they win no matter what.
They always win.
They always win.
No matter what.
These damn racists.
There's nothing I hate more than racists and transphobes.
I always say there is no one more transphobic than transgenders because they talk about trans lives mattering.
The only people who don't value trans lives are trans people.
And the lives they don't value are their own.
They often kill themselves.
If you really thought you were important, why are you like at a 40% kill streak?
That's crazy.
Who, why, why would we, is this population control?
Like, why are we promoting this?
This is a terrible, terrible lifestyle.
There's a new docudrama coming out on Epic TV, Epoch, however you want to say it.
That's actually going through people's transition stories like ND transition, like kind of what propaganda came into their life to force them down this rabbit hole.
So I'm really excited about that because, you know, I love content about transgenders.
You know, this show.
Some of you guys have said this show is only touching transgenders.
Well, we're only touching them because they've touched us first.
But actually, we've really stopped covering just trans stuff on this on the show because it's getting tired.
You know what I mean?
And I've actually switched positions.
I want everybody to become trans because I'm not really a fan of humanity at this time.
And if we were all trans, then 40% of us probably wouldn't be here within 16 months.
And we might actually make the world a safer place for the climate.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, okay.
I have no idea what that entire speech was.
That made no sense.
And I have problems.
Anyway, speaking of goodness, I want to give an update.
We have some really good stuff in the EU and the segment today.
We got to focus on that.
But I just want to give you an update on something great that happened based on our last episode.
All right.
Mizzy, the TikToker that we all hate that was breaking into people's homes was like officially, officially arrested for breaching a court order by posting new videos online after he was given a slap on the wrist for the vile pranks.
Reminding you, they love what they just call them like viral or vile pranks.
Like the pranks Mizzy was doing was like pretending to hijack a train like this.
This is like the police.
Honestly, that's probably one of the most sane British people.
Unfortunately, that's this is these are this is this isn't the average British person today.
This is England.
These are the British.
And you'll notice that London hasn't gotten nicer since it's become more diverse.
It hasn't gotten a nice place.
It's not a nicer place.
It's not a nice place to live.
You don't want to live in London.
It's actually the brownest city in all of Europe.
It actually won some award I was reading.
So very good for them.
Of course, I'm very big on that.
So I love the fact in our diversity, equity, inclusion race that London has these people.
Well, Mizzy, you know, basically got slapped on the wrist because he pretended to hijack trains.
And I pointed out a statement that people did less than this on January 6, 2021 at the Capitol and got six years in prison.
The guy who put his feet up on Speaker Pelosi's desk just got six years, six years in detention.
Nonviolent crime.
Six years.
And this guy pretends to hijack a train and burst into people's houses and he got slapped in the wrist, but he breached a court order and kept uploading to TikTok.
And now he's in jail.
Apparently, apparently, Mizzy's in jail.
I literally hate that guy so much.
He's just, he's the worst.
He is the worst.
He is literally the worst.
We do have a rumble from one of you guys from PrimusFan92 said, hey, Elijah, you should reach out to Vivek Ramaswamy to interview him.
What the hell is that?
Ramaswamy.
I don't know how to pronounce his last name.
He's running for 2024.
I doubt he would come on the show.
We do have a really good guest coming up in the next several weeks, which I'm really happy about.
And some major announcements.
I think I told you guys.
I'm partnering in content with some great people.
So Elijah Schaefer, we're still independent, but we're going to be working with some great people for distribution.
And I'm very excited about it because you guys have made the show completely possible.
And I couldn't do it without you guys.
And thank you guys so much for doing that.
But Mizzy's in jail.
Now, I want to show you guys something gross.
These are videos that I've seen, so you have to see, too.
All right.
All right.
Back to the videos.
Please always wear underwear when you're in public.
Undertak, predominantly.
But this poor woman, I want to ask the ladies watching the show right now, what would you do if this happened to you?
Let's look at this.
What would you do?
Yeah, my thought exactly, right?
Was that staged, though?
Was that staged?
Probably.
Theoretically, that was probably staged.
But if it wasn't staged, I feel like I'd want to kill myself.
I'd want to transgender myself, which is the equivalent of saying I'd like to kill myself because that's what they do.
It's the third time I've said that here, but that is, is it staged?
Is everyone saying is it staged?
Yeah, it might be staged.
Now we got to get into the fun part of the show.
Those were just quick segments.
This has got to get the fun part.
To go into our EU segment or the hmm segment, I guess, which is a very interesting discussion that we can have on diversity, a conversation we can only have here on Rumble and on locals.
This is not something that you can have on YouTube.
We just recently got re-demonetized on YouTube, even though, sorry, I'm still getting over my cough.
Even though we were already demonetized, but they re-demonetized us on YouTube for hateful cond for hateful content.
Hateful content?
I think that's what they said.
For discriminatory content.
What are we discriminating against?
I don't even know.
So Elijah, you got to get Jakoboyans back on to talk about exorcisms.
That's true from Argoy, from Argoy.
That is a rumble.
They said a rumble in.
You guys can send super chats on Rumble now.
Apparently, it's a lot easier to set up your account and you can send them.
You can also send them in on locals as well, but we'll keep it there.
So let's get into this.
These are interesting stories.
Ain't nobody getting time for that.
Ain't nobody getting time for that.
Ain't nobody getting time.
Ain't nobody getting tapped.
Ain't nobody getting time for it.
I told you.
What did I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Cause I told you.
And before you think that this is like somehow not good to put KFC, my wife is literally eating this in the other room.
We're eating, we happen to be eating KFC and she left her trash in here.
And so I don't know what's weird.
Like, why is it that you can't just eat KFC on a show without people questioning your motives?
Questioning your motives.
Why can't you watch it on a show?
I don't know.
I do not understand.
But we do have some crazy things.
The Danes, right?
People don't like to release their crime reports anymore.
They don't like to release crime based upon race.
But we do have a list that was released by the Danish government on violent crime conviction rate in Denmark by nation of origin between an 11-year period of 2010 to 2021.
Very rare to happen in Europe.
What you'll notice is the conviction rate, the countries are on the left on the Y-axis, and the rate is across the X-axis there.
So we're going horizontal.
And the red color you see are people that are from the Middle East and from Africa.
So at the top of the list of violent crime convictions is Kuwait, Tunisia, Lebanon, Somalia, Jordan.
You got Yugoslavia, Ethiopia, Egypt, Iran, Afghanistan, Kenya, Yugoslavia, again, Turkey, Syria, Ghana, Chile, Tanzania, Pakistan, etc.
Wow.
And you go down and you look at which races are not, or people from ethnicities, I should say, from countries, nationalities are not committing crime.
And it looks like you go down.
It's like the USA apparently isn't committing a lot of crimes there.
Australia, no surprise, Japan, and all of the European countries, pretty much.
The only main European country that really commits crime is Croatia, but it's still less than half of what these other countries do.
So there's not a better graph that shows you how diversity is our strength.
I don't know what there is out there.
I mean, this is, there's only answer this could be is to destabilize a society because these places are relatively safe and people don't realize that.
You know, they talk about this like country and everything being dangerous today.
You know what's dangerous?
Flooding countries with people that are wild.
And Arab people, and I have some Arab friends, but Arab people, the Bible said they were going to be wild like donkeys.
They were going to be like wild men and they are wild.
They're pretty wild people.
They're just like, they're not going to like really like in, you know what I mean?
People from Iraq probably aren't going to do well in Danish society unless they're wealthy and they're just cosmopolitan and like a global traveler, but they're still just gonna.
I just you know, letting all these like random poor people in from Syria.
It just I don't think it's doing these countries any good.
But who cares?
Why should you protect your own borders, your own land?
This is 2023 and you don't get to have anything nice.
You get nothing nice, okay.
Also, one of my favorite things that I saw, my favorite community notes, was this, came out right that breaking news, George Floyd autopsy release says no life-threatening injuries identified and reveals high level of multiple additional Gosh toxic drugs on top of fentanyl that he was initially reported.
Now this got fact checked, because you know I love how this looks here.
They fact checked it and it didn't help their case.
It said this autopsy was released in 2020.
The medical examiner, Dr. Andrew Baker, testified the subtle restraint and compression was the main cause for Floyd's death.
But I want to see if there's the.
There was another community note on here.
Oh, they changed it.
The community note said like there was many things on the report, including covid fentanyl drugs like uh just, it just basically listed like all these potential causes of the death, and it was like, what was this guy doing?
Was this a planned?
What was going on?
Because there were so many like potential causes of death.
Uh, I don't know what was going on, but it did say that he had like drugs in his system and did allude to the fact that he might have died from compression of the chest due to drug overdose.
But whatever, that's just me, that's just what we're doing here okay lastly.
Lastly lastly, on this section here um, I want to speak of the diversity being our strength, right with George Floyd and whatnot.
I don't know what's going on uh, in London.
I don't know what's going on in these other countries, but this one woman was able to take on two officers in London.
watch
Yeah, not looking too good Also, female police officers who thought that would be a good idea not me, I never thought so, I was they.
They got Kfc without me too.
I'm been sick for three weeks with like a fever and stuff, and it's just, even though I went to my sister's wedding and stuff.
You know, it's just.
It always sucks when you're sick and you can't breathe out of your nose and your throat hurts and it's just like everybody's got it.
Everybody's got it my, except except for little baby E. Little baby E does not got, has not gotten sick.
So we're very happy about that.
We're very happy.
Anyway guys, thank you so much again for watching.
We got some good content coming out this week.
We have our show coming out all the time as well.
If I can get better, I can get this other street video out that I filmed, which I need to finish editing.
But I want to hear you guys uh, I want to hear your feedback.
Make sure that you join the community Uh, at locals, Elijaschaf.locals.com.
Make sure that you also check out Gavin Wax.
Follow him and his story.
That was pretty crazy.
I do appreciate that.
To all of the SOBs, I salute you.
And I will see you guys over at Locals for a little discussion.
Let's talk for a bit.
Let's have a little bit of a discussion on locals.
I'd love to hear from y'all.
I'd love to know how you guys are doing.
I'd love to check in with you.
I'm sorry I've been a little distant.
I've just been a little sick and a little tired.
And a little sick and tired of being sick and tired.
All right.
I'll see you over on Locals or I'll see the rest of you guys Wednesday night, 10 p.m. Eastern Time.