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Welcome back to the Daily Dose with me, Elijah Schaefer.
So today we're going to be talking about what happened at a protest in Seattle, Washington.
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So this weekend, my producer and I went up to the beautiful city of Seattle, which has a $17 minimum wage, which led me to spending $12 on this what appears to be like an sad excuse for avocado toast.
You know, it's like what Antifa is to protesters, so is this toast literally to breakfast.
It was really not that good, and this coffee was mediocre.
But what do I expect from people who live in such a gloomy city?
But it's not just the cafe workers that were honestly out of place.
We ended up going to this protest called Defend Seattle.
But you already know that these are morons when they're talking about like defending Seattle against a free speech rally where some guys, you know, in American flag leather vests are like saluting the flag, saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
Like very scary stuff, I know.
Anyway, they were all on full deploy, these Antifa thugs, these Obama bros or whatever you want to call them.
And I'm going to tell you the account of what happened.
So we arrived there at the event and they were kind of moving in a circle.
They were pushed into a corner.
Seattle Police is a lot better than the Portland Police in the fact that they're cordon people off.
And I want to show you this clip.
Basically, you already knew that they were nuts because they were not even speaking out against extreme right wing.
The left has gotten to the point where they're now just protesting the right wing in general.
And so right here on this video.
So they say they're all united on the other side.
Okay, yeah, so they started chanting that, hey, right wing, you better run, you better hide, which is interesting.
It's like, you want like 62 million voters to hide, like where?
I mean, do we get into one of Rosie O'Donnell's pairs of sweatpants?
I mean, that might be big enough.
I don't know.
But I'm just saying, like, where do we hide?
I just don't understand what they're talking about.
So they're already groundless in their protest because it's like, they're not protesting like any specific idea, topic, policy.
It's just like the general right wing has to be protested.
But then it gets a little bit better because as we walked through, what I noticed what was different about this, as you can see here, is that basically Antifa is armed in Seattle.
There's this club called the Puget, the Puget Area Gun Club.
They arm yourself against white supremacy club.
And if you don't know anything about this, they are not only a gun club, but they're a left-wing militia.
So what was really weird is a lot of people, you can see they have straight-up assault rifles.
I don't even know what an assault rifle is, but whatever the left-wing says they are, they had them with high-capacity magazines.
Remember, like the left-wing likes to say, they have 30 magazine clips that shoot 1 million rounds a second and could kill up to 100 million Americans a day.
And they were definitely dangerous.
But ideology aside, I wasn't intimidated by them.
I think that no matter what your ideology is, if you want to own a gun and you have the right to open carry, fine, go ahead and do it.
My point being is that they were criticizing the right-wing side for carrying guns and for being a militia when they were literally carrying guns and being a militia.
Now, what's weird about this group is that one of the members of this group is actually the one who bombed the ICE facility.
The one, you remember that guy firebombed it?
His name was Willem Van Strausen or something.
I don't know.
I don't know how to say his name.
But he firebombed the ICE facility.
He was an anti-fascist, anti-fascista, and he's from this gun club.
So I don't know about the right-wing side, if anyone has been killed or arrested for trying to attack a government facility, but I can tell you at least one person from this club was.
And actually, at these events, they sell that guy's manifesto, which is interesting because I thought they weren't about capitalism.
So they will sell you propaganda, terrorist propaganda.
But it gets better.
So it's peaceful.
I'm wearing some clothing.
I'm in black block, whatever you call it.
I'm wearing a black hood, black sunglasses, all black.
I looked a little bit like an emo goth.
It's like the Antifa didn't capitalize this.
But then, you know, the resistance came out in full display.
And we have these here.
We have, you know, Tina and Terry here.
But I want to show you what kind of levels of sophistication and weaponry they were using to fight back against the militias.
And those people can literally play the F in F Donald Trump.
That was really good kind of stuff.
Talk about a recorder.
But while we were busy beating people off in fascism with flutes or whatever you want to call them, there was some more serious stuff going on.
In fact, about this time, as you see, we started getting doxxed by these Antifa pages.
So there are these, they have this weird cult-like gathering on Twitter.
Antifa does.
They literally fester there.
They're like crabs in a crotch.
I literally, they just multiply.
And they continually think that they're being really creative.
So the first group called Safety Banana, we know that Antifa definitely likes giant bananas.
And that's not even offensive because most of them are actually gay.
And so it's like, there's nothing weird about telling a gay person.
They like bananas.
And, you know, everyone knows if you have a banana in public, you're probably gay.
Anyway, it's hashtag defendTheC, aka Seattle.
It says, find this guy and kick his ASS out of the block.
Now, block is in a C because that's what they call like their groups because they think I'm undercover.
I'm undercover with a microphone and a producer with a camera rig.
Like, I'm not undercover.
I'm just wearing black because that's what I own.
Like, these are clothes that I own.
I bought it at a Minnesota rally.
I didn't try to blend in with you guys.
Like, seriously.
And they put up this tweet going, Elijah's not currently wearing the white mask.
Here's what he looks like.
First of all, F you for finding that picture on Google.
I hate that picture.
My ex-girlfriend took that picture when I was taking a picture for her to sell her car.
So first of all, brings up bad vibes already.
Second of all, I look Asian.
So they're going to start thinking I'm Andy Noah or something.
What are these little slit eyes on my face?
And then number three, I look like Ryan Gosling with Down syndrome, which is an offense to people with Down syndrome, not Ryan Gosling, because I don't look very good in this picture.
And if you have Down syndrome, all the power to you.
There were a lot of people with disabilities at the protest, some people more with mental disabilities, but the point is, is this is a bad picture.
So they say this is what he looks like.
And I'd like to say, seriously, a big F you to people who think that's actually what I look like.
But it wasn't just them who doxed me.
Actually, there's more people here, actually.
It's like, oh, look out for the right-wing troll videographer, Elijah Schaefer in Seattle Day.
His gimmick is to act like a legitimate interviewer while inserting transphobic and anti-left rhetoric.
Transphobic, I used to be trans.
Like, what am I afraid of?
Myself?
What do I take a shower with my shorts on?
I'm a never nude.
I'm afraid of my own body.
Like, I don't care about that.
And then somebody at the end wrote, we know what you look like.
It's like, and they posted my profile picture.
Yeah, yeah, okay, Susan.
Whatever her name is, Lauren.
Cool, Lauren.
Yeah, I understand that you know what I look like.
That's why I have public pictures here because I showed people what I look at.
You're not a genius.
We're going to get to that later, how stupid these people are.
But then we had this lady.
Things started escalating.
And Antifa started moving into the streets.
The police started moving around rapidly.
And the police formed a line.
And you had this woman.
Speaking of Rosie O'Donnell lookalikes, this woman is next level.
And I want you to listen to what she actually says here, if you can make this out.
Okay, first of all, I love the random yee-haw in the background.
That makes it even better.
While this woman is actually yelling at police, I think murder thousands of babies and they're shooting teenagers in the back.
This is the rhetoric that these people are spewing.
I'm not even joking.
They call us propagandists.
They say that we're grifters and that we are all these things.
And that's a compliment to me.
Like, if you think, I thought of myself as even less than that, but if you think that I'm at least worthy of being called a grifter in your sight, well, hey, that's a better reputation than I have in most people's eyes.
But anyway, this woman's yelling at the police while they're standing there that they kill thousands of people.
If they did that, she would not be standing there with her yelling in her size 46 sweatpants.
I'm just telling you.
And that's not even an attack on her.
The woman likes to eat and that's okay.
But honestly, what does she do?
Outrun the cops if they come her way?
Like, woman, I felt bad.
It's like, please, like, move, you know?
Get out of the way.
Let the children play.
You know, but then as we went through this, it gets even better because then they start to move.
And my producer, Todd, this is really interesting.
Somebody was like, oh, I made a joke about them calling him a Nazi, even though he's Jewish.
And someone's like, oh, you have a Jewish producer?
And I was like, am I not supposed to hire Jewish people?
And they were like, no, I just knew your show was probably run by a Jew.
And I said, well, there you have it.
People are very weird about the whole Jewish thing.
I have a Jewish producer.
Not that it matters, but hey, somebody pointed it out.
So let's bring it into the question here.
But he was standing here.
And this woman, Karen, who we're going to call her, came over to him.
I want you to, I'm sorry for the language.
I'll probably bleep this out.
And mind my language too.
I said a nasty, a nasty peepee word because when things, bad things happen, sometimes bad words come out.
Okay, so you see, she walks up to my producer.
She's walking there.
Wait, I'm going to stop this real fast.
Somebody goes, Elijah always doctors the footage.
Where's the beginning of the video?
And I go, what do you mean the beginning of the video?
There's always a more beginning you could have shown.
Like every video has a beginning.
What do you mean?
I edited out the beginning.
If you watch the video, you saw from the beginning.
You mean there was more before this?
Yes, there was more before this.
What do you think?
Like, my producer threw a rock at her head, so she walked over.
He's like on his phone, you know, or whatever.
He's trying to, he has two camera rigs.
So watch this.
Okay, please step off here.
Please step off.
Okay, so I just put my arm in between.
I said, hey, please step off him.
Like very politely, right?
You have this girl, clearly on her period, and she's just there getting upset, wearing black block.
And you know, she's not getting any real men in her life.
And I'm nice.
I don't even lay a hand on her.
I just go, hey, hey, please move.
A guy comes behind me with plastic knuckles on his glove and punches me in the head.
Yeah, he punches me in the head.
So then they apologize.
Watch how they apologize for hitting me in the head after trying to steal my producer's camera equipment or at least break it on the floor, which to me is worse than theft.
They're getting tired of saying I'm getting the F out because I'm not leaving.
That was like me as a teenager getting random erections.
My genitals were like, get me out of here.
It's like, ah!
Little Antifa.
They do remind me of like little pubescent teenagers.
Yeah, shut up and move.
I don't even say anything.
It's time for you to move.
The guy doesn't have a watch on.
I go, I'm not intimidated by you.
Yeah, you are surrounded.
Ma'am, there's like 42 officers behind me in riot gear.
I think you're surrounded.
I'm not surrounded.
You know, I don't get this whole idea of they hit you, they try to steal your stuff, and they play victim.
And later on they were telling people, oh, he tried to attack.
He attacked women.
It's like, that's what they do.
They put their women and their teenagers out, and then they try to steal your stuff, and you try to prevent your property from getting stolen.
And they go, he tried to attack me.
No, I didn't try to attack you.
Okay, I try to prevent you from committing a crime.
Thank you very much.
And it gets even better.
Then you have this clip here, which you're not going to watch.
So these people start pushing against the Seattle PD, and they end up getting arrested.
Look at this guy.
He looks like a black ninja turtle or something.
What is he wearing?
He's going to rob a bank?
The police are not messing around here.
It's like now they care.
I should just wear police outfit.
I shouldn't impress a police officer.
Maybe they help me.
Yeah.
Okay, that's a funny thing, actually.
Whenever I'm at an event, I just always yell at the police when they try to push me back that I'm press corps.
And I don't know what the press corps really is, but I just say it and it gets me through police lines.
It's not really a lie, because I am legally press, but I don't know what a press corps is.
I just heard it on a movie one time.
And so I just tell everyone, like, no, I'm press corps, and I run through police lines, and it works.
And, you know, so then they start arresting these Antifa, and that was pretty interesting.
And so while they're arresting these comrades, you know, Professor Hummus' cousins, you know, nieces and nephews, I want to point out the fact that Antifa not only carries guns, but they do carry weapons.
Listen to this really pleasant gentleman that I was considering inviting out for dinner later that night yell at the cops.
Yeah, cops and the clan go hand in hand.
That's really a really pleasant phrase.
Yeah, all right, let's pause that.
You see that?
Okay, that's a wooden stick.
And while I don't mind people being armed personally, especially at these dangerous things, I'm letting you know that when the guy hit me with plastic knuckles in the back of the head, that's considered deadly assault because that's premeditated.
And when someone's carrying on a stick like this in front of police, if I were police, I would just arrest him because I don't think you're allowed to have weapons out.
Like, you shouldn't be allowed to have weapons out at protests like this.
Like big, huge weapons.
Like, I understand self-defense weapons.
This guy's carrying a baton.
What are you carrying a wooden stick for, Jimmy?
You know, that's probably the biggest wood this guy's ever handled.
But maybe not.
I don't know.
These Antifa really like to handle large wood.
And that is like my third inappropriate joke of the show.
But that's totally fine.
But it gets a little bit better because after they arrest these people and the Antifa are yelling at the cops that they're clan members when they're not, like, it's like, Antifa is the most white organization ever.
Andy No, who's an incredible journalist, he's not a commentator, not an entertainer, although you'll find his work really good, captured this video.
And I'm going to scrub through it real fast.
So right over here.
So check this out.
So Antifa starts hitting this car.
They're kicking the car.
Like, oh, yeah, we're going to kick Illumina, you know?
And then the police start moving in, and they run.
Look at that.
And they run like this.
And they're like doing the mamba.
And I'm not opposed to Antifa being the way they are.
You know, I'm a little bit camp myself.
So, hey, I fit in.
But the thing of the matter is that Antifa are such wusses.
They attack, they always either do two things.
They either always attack you from behind when you're not looking and preoccupied, which is a cheap shot.
They'll attack a police car while nobody's in it.
It's like, why don't you attack an officer?
Why don't you go walk up to the officer and punch him in the face?
Why don't you do something that actually shows that you have balls?
But sadly, a lot of them have already chemically castrated themselves as we found out that a lot of people in these movements are trans.
And that's not a dig.
They just are.
And they say that I'm anti-trans and I'm not anti-trans actually.
In fact, if you think of my car, I probably spent a lot of money on my transmission.
That's one of the one of the most important parts of my vehicle.
And I would never give it up.
But it gets a little bit better.
So as we get through, things are dispersing.
I don't know when the protest ended, but I already get assaulted.
Everyone's like, hey, Elijah, which they know me by name by now.
But then we get like this guy.
At the end, all these tweets start surfacing.
By the way, I was live tweeting in this whole thing.
I'm like a public figure.
I'm verified on Twitter.
It's like you can Google me and find out who I am.
At this point, you could probably Google my producer too.
This group that tries to eliminate extreme right people, you know, these crazy people with the cameras, putting people in concentration camps, you know?
It's really crazy.
Said, I'm not in a place where I can hear this video right now.
What a video.
I don't even watch this.
I didn't even watch this.
I didn't even, this video right now, but here he is identifying who he works for.
He spent a lot of time arguing with some transgender person.
And I did say, call me a piece of shit, but I'm not going to stop recording, which is funny.
And I just said, dude, what are you, Nancy Drew?
Like, you're trying to identify someone.
He's like, I literally identify myself.
And then someone under there goes, well, we couldn't hear what you said.
I said, well, you could have walked up to me during the protest, asked me, who do you film with?
Or what are you recording for?
And I would have just told you.
I might have lied to you.
That's actually true.
I probably would have told you I was with Glitch TV, which is my other pseudonym.
But it's like, you could have talked to me.
And then the person said in the comments, I'd rather drink poison than have a conversation with you.
And I was just like, okay, Steve, that escalated really quickly.
I like to consider, I mean, if I saw that picture, that, what is that picture?
If I looked like this, if I saw this picture that this person posted to me from Google and I saw that and that's how I really look, I wouldn't want to talk to me either.
I'd be like, I don't want to talk to that fugly guy that puts people in Nazi camps.
But then here's the deal.
There's this other guy.
Do you guys remember Alexander Dial, Beta Cuck for Life?
This guy is pretty interesting.
So he wrote this post here and said, at the end of it, he's like, folks, this is Elijah Schaefer.
Can we click on this picture real fast?
Look at that.
That's so good.
I think that's from my Hollywood Gave Me AIDS or Los Angeles.
I got AIDS in Los Angeles video or something, which was not a porno.
It was just literally a video about me being with some guy with MRSA and hepatitis.
But that was pretty good.
I do have a mouth for honeycombs in that picture.
Very, very, very bad.
I got to lose a double chin.
Anyway, Beta Cuck for Life, my former friend who's kind of now under federal prosecution, said, folks, yeah, this is Elijah Schaefer.
Elijah's a bad faith journalism show called Slightly Offensive.
And he stands, he stands.
Guy couldn't even, he typoed his bird for Andy No, which I do.
Elijah is a liar who shares doctored footage and doxes activities.
Well, I have to say, that's pretty good.
I don't share doctored footage.
We record it.
But technically, it's true.
If you actually know who's really getting the footage that's ruining their people's lives, it's my producer.
So, you know, it's true.
So all this anti-Semitic stuff on there and it makes sense.
But Elijah Schaefer shares doctor footage and doxes activists.
I've never doxed an activist in my life.
I've never done it.
I would do it technically by just showing their face, but I would never share people's personal information online.
I just wouldn't do that.
Like, that's not my place.
But he said he's tall, true, soft, fair, and cowardly.
That's an overstatement.
But in some cases, don't talk to him, run him off.
Well, dude, you can't talk to me because I think you're under house arrest.
But anybody else who wants to talk to me, it's really funny.
Andy No, very savage young man, said this isn't doxing Alexander Dial.
You were recorded beating people in public with weapons and subsequently indicted on felony charges from that.
You've been targeting Elijah Schaefer and anyone who recorded video of you in August in Portland.
Alexander Dial, beta cut for life, is the guy who grabbed the hammer from the bus and threw it at the American Guard guy inside of the bus.
If you remember from the Portland video in August 17th, this guy is going to jail.
He's being charged.
But what's interesting is he thinks I doxed him by recording a video of him online and then posting a picture of him getting arrested at the...
You were getting arrested!
I didn't dox you, moron.
And you know what?
The thing about being soft is people want to know, and I want to kind of end with this.
People want to know why we act a little soft on camera.
Do you know the right wing is held center, center-right?
Everybody, I consider myself still to be pretty centrist.
I've become more right-wing over the years, over the years of doing this, just because I've realized how intolerant and ridiculous the left is.
But do you know that the right wing, what's really interesting is that if it's the left can punch us and hit us and attack us, but the minute that we defend ourselves, we get arrested, the media is on us, they start calling us hate groups and violent.
If I touch anyone back, even in self-defense, I lose my career.
I get suspended off Twitter.
I'm not even joking.
It really is true.
And so it's like, we have to be, we're treated like, we have to treat them like gods or we completely get deplatformed.
And it's not a joke, honestly.
It's really not a joke.
So we have to like act extra polite, which is why you saw in the beginning.
I said, sir, please stop.
Part of it's because I'm a Christian.
I am a Christian who did make dick jokes on this episode, which isn't inappropriate.
And God will forgive me for that one, I believe.
He will.
But other than that, I'm a Christian who lives in the real world.
And I want to be kind to people.
But there's only so much I can take before I'm going to get into a situation where I actually do have to fight back.
And just so you know, my microphone is made of metal.
It's a metal microphone.
And I will use it if I have to.
Anyway, I want to end with this tweet that I said that Antifa, what I noticed, is a more violent white, has more violent white people in its ranks than violent white supremacist groups that they claim to fight against.
It's about time that the ADL and SPL Center categorizes them as a white ethno-hate group.
I think Antifa is a white ethno-haker.
We can start where they're white supremacists.
They really are.
They're white supremacists.
So guys, make sure whenever you talk about Antifa or talk to them, let them know, hey, guys, I don't like Antifa because I don't like all white ethno groups.
So say that you stand against strictly white ethno-groups, which is why you stand against Antifa.
We have to start using that as our defense.
We do not stand for all white ethno-groups like Antifa that spread violence and racial superiority complexes.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you so much again for watching.
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