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Hey guys, it's me, Hummus, professor of bullshit at Postmodern University.
Anyways, today on our schedule, we're going to be talking about black white supremacists.
Yes, we live in a modern era where white supremacy is such a problem that even black people are committing it.
And they're doing even worse things.
I mean, they're killing Jews, they're stabbing people in their homes, and they're doing it all in the name of the Confederate Army.
I wanted to start out this presentation of vindicating all people of color by just reminding you that if you ever want to learn anything, don't read a book.
Go look to somebody that has a blue check mark on Twitter that has no foundation or credibility because that's where I get my information from.
Anyways, there's this one girl here who blames Trump and the White House, of course, for all of the anti-Semitism.
You know, the Holocaust, all of that is Trump's fault, you know, you remember that?
I don't even know if he was born that time, but I like to blame him for it.
And if anything happens after he dies, I'm going to blame his bones.
But of course, we have blue check marks everywhere claiming that white supremacy is on the rise.
In fact, actually, a lot of anti-Semitic attacks have been happening.
But what I found recently is there was this attack on these Jews in New Jersey.
May they rest in peace.
Really sad stuff shooting.
And when you look at this suspect here, what's really insane is that white supremacy is taking on all new colors now.
In fact, it appears that white people are getting darker.
Yes, it's really insane because although white people, of course, we can look at this as a bad thing, it's got a good health implication.
I mean, white people used to die from skin cancer, and at least now that they've become darker, they don't have to buy all that sunscreen.
Sucks for the sunscreen companies and the hospitals, but good for them.
Anyway, you see this gentleman here?
He killed some Jews.
And of course, what people blamed were white people.
But even better is that white supremacy is affecting our people of color.
Yes, our people of color are in danger of becoming radicalized into the next Robert E. Lee.
Yes, that is absolutely true.
But it gets worse because you would expect this to just be a one-time thing.
But as we look around, there are more dark white people, more people of color that are living up to the Holocaust pro-Hitler kind of regime.
This is true.
It's really scary.
This girl here, she attacked some Jewish people in a grocery store or kosher store.
And even over the weekend in Moonsee, or I don't know how to say Monzi, New York, apparently, this guy in white clothes, which is close enough to being white, attacked a bunch of Jews, stabbed them, fight with them, pick, pick, pick right off.
Now, a lot of these people, sorry, I get really passionate exposing this supremacy stuff.
A lot of these people are wondering, wait a second, if white supremacy is really on the rise, why does nobody who's committing these acts of anti-Semitism look white?
Well, that's probably because you're a bigot, because I want to explain to you a little more about how white people are to blame for all of this violence.
Anyway, when you look in New York where this attacks have happened at this last quarter of arrests for hate crimes, what you're going to see about the race of the people who committed the hate crimes is that several of them were white.
Yeah, but ignore everyone else.
If you notice that there was 24 out of 34 people were black, that's not nice of you.
You're not supposed to blame people of color who have gone through oppression and violence and racism of committing crimes.
They can't do that.
Anyways, there's a couple white people.
Let's hyper focus on that on our media.
But even better, you'd go, okay, you can't just take a third quarter chart of hate crimes in New York and notice that there's not that many white people.
Remember, black people can be inspired by white supremacy too, which is the narrative people are actually pushing.
Which is even crazier because when you go to the SPLC, right, you go to their hate group page, you get this wonderful picture of white Confederate people waving their flags and you go, yes, oh, there they are.
I see them.
There's those frog wielding people who hate the Jews.
But then when you go down and you look at by numbers how many hate groups there are in the United States, what you find is typical.
You find there's about 50 KKK Ku Klux Klan type groups.
There's like 147 white nationalist groups.
But I'm and look, and then there's a couple.
There's a couple black supremacist groups.
I don't know, like 237, like 80 more than the largest white nationalist organizations.
If there even are those, I don't even know.
But you know what?
Let's ignore the figures.
Let's ignore the stats because we can't, people of color can't commit crimes.
They can't do anything wrong.
And here's the point.
I'm not trying to debunk and fix hate crimes.
I'm just trying to blame white people for them because that's what's fun about this.
But it gets even better.
If you want to prove even more that there's an increase of white supremacy in this country, look no further to this Bureau government graph from 2015, which shows you how significant white on black violence really is.
Look at this.
I mean, yes, you might be saying, hey, that's really low, but hey, Bible says the last shall be first.
So this is that still white privilege thing.
They get to be the last.
God makes them the first.
So we still give them that privilege.
The problem is, as you look at this, that white on black violence doesn't seem important.
But if you don't think it's even just one attack is important, well, then that makes you complicit in their crimes.
Ignore all the other stats, of course, and everything else that's proving that white on black violence is not really a big issue and that racism from white people to other people based on their population density is not a big deal.
Apparently, even though white people consist of about 72% of the population, if you include them with, you know, mixed race, they're committing about 90,000 violent crimes against black people.
And I don't know what that's about, but I know it's because they have bigotry in their heart.
But if you look at black people who consist of about, you know, I don't know, 500% less technically people than white people, they commit 540,000 crimes against white people.
But you know that the white people deserved it because no matter what happens to white people, whether they're victimized or targeted or they're unfairly treated, it's because their ancestors, even if they didn't, but some ancestors at some point in history owned slaves.
They deserved it.
And we don't care about actually solving hate crimes.
I don't care actually about coming to any conclusions.
Because when you look at the stats, it shows you where the problems begin and where you can actually look.
I would rather just stick to the narrative and blame the white people because that's like a lot easier and it's not actually as difficult.
But don't let statistics and charts and arrest records and all of these things deter you from pursuing the reality that you've decided to live for yourself that's dividing the country and ripping us apart.
Look no further than of course to yourself and what you want.
Because what it appears now in our time is it's not only hate crimes against these people, but look, when you look at the amount of arrest records, there was only one in the last quarter against Arabs, two against Muslims.
And so Islamophobia, even though, yes, it's way less than black against Jewish, black against white crimes, let's hyper focus on Islamophobia and tell everybody that that's the real issue.
It's racist whites and Islamophobics, even though the arrest records don't prove that.
In general, even looking at the trans deaths, anti-trans deaths, people freak out.
We have an epidemic.
They say an epidemic of trans deaths.
24 this year.
Ah, what do we do about that?
Well, if the stats are right, there's like 1.91 million trans people, which I don't believe at all because there's not criteria to be trans really, but everybody could be trans today.
You're probably trans and you don't even know it.
But when you look at this, 24 is like 0.0000.
I think 126% of these people have been killed and they were all people of color and most of them were killed by other people of color.
But you know what?
Who cares about who's killing the people?
If you can find a way to talk about white supremacy and blame this new extremism, then just do it.
Because what on the left we do is we ignore the truth, ignore the facts, we call you racist for pointing it out.
And in the end, we like to give our own narratives, which try to silence those who disagree with us.
My name is Hummus, professor of bullshit at Postmodern University.
I live in my own reality, and you should too.
If you continue to do the things that I do and say what I say, we'll continue to destroy ourselves, move into a socialist and communist utopia, like those that have been seen in Cuba, the USSR, and North Korea.
May God be with us, or I say, may God not be in our society as we go into the future.
