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For women, it involves so many decisions about how you're going to present yourself to the world.
Because there's kind of standard protocol for how a man running for office like should dress.
You either put on a suit or you put on a light colored shirt, slacks, and you roll up the sleeves.
Or I mean, those are pretty much your two options.
What you just saw is the actual opener to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's new Netflix documentary special, Knock Down the House.
Welcome to the first ever episode of Slightly Offensive Movie Review with your favorite host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
I want to start out this review by personally thanking God for this special gift.
Since the rainbow that appeared on the earth after Noah's flood, there has not been a greater gift to humanity to show us that God is looking out for us than this film covering the campaign trail of AOC.
The plot of this film basically opens up with a simple stat saying that in 2018, a record number of women, people of color, and outsiders were joining the race to change the establishment and affect America for the better.
It almost sounds like there was somebody else I remember that was an outsider from 2016 that did the very same thing, yet it seems like we've conveniently forgotten and ignored him and instead looked to people's skin color rather than ideas to change the country.
This couldn't go wrong.
We are then introduced to one of the protagonists of the documentary and the focus of today's show, none other than the queen herself, Alexandria Casio-Cortez.
And if you want to click out of this video at this point, this is when you should do it.
Because pretty much for the next remaining minutes of this video, it's just us showing more clips backing up her claim that she's not a rational person.
I can think of about half Americans who are not asking for politicians to really do anything.
If she would look up for just two minutes online of what right-wingers are or conservatives are, she would find out the point is we're kind of asking the government to do nothing.
I don't know what kind of weird language this woman speaks, but when she says stuff, if you look at the reaction of the people in the room, even they look confused.
It's not about Democrat and Republican.
It's about up and down.
What are you talking about?
So here's where we're introduced to the main chunk of the storyline.
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For brand new Congress and Justice Democrats, the biggest shared goal is removing the corrupting influence of money in politics.
We're quickly introduced to an idea that Mr. Reagan, a YouTuber, recently exposed, which is that Acasio-Cortez, though she sounds like she's grassroots, was actually handpicked by two large organizations that are bent on putting in highly progressive candidates into the system.
Essentially, it's outsider systems trying to replace insider systems.
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The idea is to provide an alternative path to Congress outside of the current one that exists.
Right now, we have a path through lobbyists and through special interest groups.
So we find out what Justice Democrats and New Congress is actually about.
It's about getting old, white, rich, and successful men out of office.
And of course, not replacing them with people with better ideas, but with different skin color, which is the entire purpose of the rest of this documentary.
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We don't care about party.
We just want to get stuff done.
If we elect working people, working people can have representation in Congress.
We can change the way we see government, change the way we see politics in this country.
They're about removing one corrupt system that uses lobbyists and millionaires to get their ideas put through, and instead are replacing it with another corrupt system which uses insiders and outside candidates to implement another corrupt system.
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We want to actually create that grassroots funded machine that can be a real opposition to the current institutional powers and that can really give power back to the people.
Right here behind closed doors, we just heard the Justice Democrats collude with AOC to have a radical leftist takeover of the moderate Democrat Party.
This is where we find out how AOC actually is being taught how to think.
She's believing that the fight in New York is about the establishment versus the non-establishment and that Republicans and Democrats are no different than each other.
While this holds some truth, we quickly have found out that, of course, there's only one party who wants to see the death of millions of unborn children and there's one party who wants to see them have life.
So what you guys are seeing here is a bunch of footage of somebody that we don't really care about.
Of course, not only because she's white and so it's not that important to the Justice Democrats' ultimate plan, but also, I mean, she lives in a coal area, which is the flyover states.
Democrats don't care about her.
Let's get back to the good stuff.
After all the boring stuff that we just skipped over, kind of like most of the states in America as you're flying from Los Angeles to New York, we come into Alexandria Casio-Cortez's famous campaign, which isn't really her campaign.
It's more like her filming herself campaigning with none other than the poster child of the Democrat progressive agenda, our favorite ladies in headscarves.
And nobody does the hijab better than these girls as long as they're on camera.
Now my wife noticed this, or maybe I did, but she's wearing a lot of very expensive clothes in this show, which shows that she's not really an outsider, but she's more of an establishment candidate.
This is coming from a woman who tweets off of her iPhone while drinking a Starbucks about the dangers of capitalism.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the candidate of the people.
Another way to win is to get elected by a progressive political group called Justice Democrats, who perfectly cast a young girl to stand with you in a Netflix special that actually was nominated for Best Film and Documentary in the Sundance Film Festival in order to push a progressive agenda that Americans don't want.
Here we are introduced to a black woman, or as some people call them, a woman of color, who actually believes that AOC is the answer to stopping the selection of candidates from establishment groups when we just heard from an establishment group that AOC was their selected candidate.
So we're here at a debate or some sort of a conversation with Akasio-Cortez.
And of course, the clip right before she's talking is of a Muslim woman reading a newspaper.
And of course, she's so interested that she's just sitting there reading the paper.
But Akaza-Cortez goes on and is ranting and making something into a debate because she knows she's being filmed.
And the moderator is like, please, just put down the microphone.
Which is so weird that over the last year, we went from the moderator to almost the entire United States having the same sentiment towards her.
Please, just stop talking.
Then we're introduced to AOC's family, where we meet her brother, Gabriel Casio-Cortez, and boy, is he a mouthful.
If you might have wondered why there's basically no substance in this movie review, it's not because we selectively edited it out.
It's because there really isn't any.
We're about 43 minutes into this video, and we haven't gotten a single comment on any of her policies or plans for New York or the American people, but we do get a sad story about her dad dying.
Thank you, Miss America, for your honest responses about what you want to see done in the United States of America.
Free tuition?
Climate change?
What are you thinking?
If these problems could have been solved, they probably would have been.
And you honestly believe the fact that you're going to come in and change everything?
That would be almost as dumb as you walking into Congress in your freshman year and creating a trillion-dollar plan to fix energy that the country couldn't afford.
You know, this is actually one of the points in the films where AOC makes some rational sense.
She states that the establishment Democrat candidate focuses too much on unseating Donald Trump.
I wish she had remembered this and that she might actually spread this wisdom to the rest of the Democratic candidates and congresspeople today in office who are continually wasting taxpayer money trying to unseat our president rather than make progress for the American people.
That was honestly some of the best reality TV style out-of-context editing that I have ever seen to make somebody look bad since I watched one of the recent episodes of the Jim Jeffries show on Comedy Central.
All right, so as this video starts to come to a close, we see a terrible debate between Crowley and AOC, where AOC has asked a simple question on why she pairs up with somebody who committed domestic assault, where she fails to answer the question and instead leans back on the Democrat favorite, which is that she actually was hanging out that day with a bunch of Mexicans.
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Hyram Montserrat is someone who actually cut his girlfriend's face with a broken piece of glass.
My question to you is, why have you sought his support?
Not sure how that answers the question, but hey, Mexicans are cool.
I like tacos, and apparently she supports them.
So one way to answer it.
Now, I don't want to spoil the end of this video, but since most of you watching this are currently living in the future of this documentary, I just want to skip past all the boring stuff like a debate and more sad stories and useless information that doesn't make any sense to give you the best and most memorable lasting shot that you will ever see in the history of cinema.
I present to you your favorite New York Congresswoman, Alexandria Casio-Cortez.
