Welcome to Slightly Offensive Uncut, which is our very first episode of a new podcast series that we're going to be running.
You know, men are under attack, okay?
And there's no wars going on.
But I'll tell you where they're most under attack.
It's on the things that matter to them.
And what's really bizarre about this is like, you know, women tend to attack men on things that I don't even understand.
Okay.
And I mean, they get mad when a man sits back and watches a football game and drinks a beer.
Why?
Because women are mad that men are that simple and can enjoy something as stupid as watching guys in tights throw a dead animal around.
And they think that's entertaining.
And it bothers women the most because women honestly just, they sit back, they don't know how to do those kinds of things.
But women got particularly weird here today and attacked men in a place I never thought they would, which is in shavers.
Okay, so I don't know if you're familiar with this, but the brand Gillette, which is just a shaver company, and you think, how can you get political with shavers?
Well, they did.
Okay, there's nothing sacred anymore.
I can't even get a morning shave without left-wing politics being thrown in.
But they released a commercial, and we're going to run that and talk about it a little bit.
Okay, first of all, what's kind of weird about this commercial is there was no shavers in there.
So, number one, if you're trying to sell a product, you should probably place the product inside of the actual commercial.
All I saw in this commercial was a message to men, which is that they should basically stop being masculine, which makes sense because if you want your boyfriend to feel your face and for it to be smooth, you might buy a Gillette razor.
But for those of us that want to be actual men, we just let our hair grow.
But the reality is, too, I mean, if you think about it, most feminists or left-wing people who grow beards, they don't even keep them up, you know?
They always have those like gross, patchy beards where it's like, you know, there's like little pricklets here and there.
The mustache doesn't exactly connect.
And it's like, it's almost kind of like, you know, those patches of grass on the lawn where the light doesn't shine or whatever, and they're like dead.
It's kind of like the lack of light in their mom's basement sort of prevents the hair from going through.
I don't know.
This is, they do have weird facial hair.
Check that out.
But what's weird about this video is that almost all of the people who were doing the good things were colored people or people of color.
I'm sorry you can't say that anymore.
And then the people that were doing the wrong things were a bunch of white people.
So it's like these white people have toxic masculinity.
And then all these people of color come in and save the day, which is just bizarre.
I still don't know what this has to do with shavers.
But what are we doing attacking men for like wrestling?
Like there's this part, that part, the kids are wrestling, they're laughing.
And the dad's like, no, honey, I want you to grow up to be a feminist.
Don't do anything that would help you to be a real man.
And there's like, they compare that to like kids in the hood about to fight.
It's like, you just ruined a good YouTube, potential YouTube video.
I'm not promoting fighting, but that man ruined a potential good fight.
You know, I mean, what's wrong with boys fighting?
And then it's like, a man puts his hand on a woman's shoulder and they say that's like a harassment.
He put his hand on a man's shoulder.
Is this a thing?
Like, are men really putting their hands on women's shoulders in business meetings?
Like, consistently and constantly?
Is that a problem?
Do you see this?
It's a Me Too movement.
But, you know, it gets even better.
If you think that this is better, where companies are starting to tell men about what they need, check out this commercial by PETA, which tries to claim that going vegan is going to increase your sexual libido.
I didn't make this up either.
This is a real commercial that's playing in the UK.
Let's watch this.
I'm already grossed out at the moment.
This is sick.
I mean, I don't even know if we're, are we allowed to play that?
Are we allowed to play this on YouTube?
I don't think so.
I don't know if we're allowed to play this, but we're doing it.
This is just, this is gross.
I'm never eating corn again, ever.
I never want to eat corn.
Oh.
And a banana and lime?
That's also a terrible combination.
Nobody puts bananas and limes together.
Some people actually like the male genitals and trying to sell them by calling them lima bananas.
This is, oh, and there's the eggplant.
Ruin my memes.
There's the corn again.
Everyone in Iowa is upset about this one.
This just, yeah, increase your sexual stamina.
Yeah, buy a Gillette razor and eat some corn.
This is really going to help our country.
Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
What is going on here?
Okay, first of all, we're telling kids, don't wrestle and don't fight.
And for some reason, also too, I'm going to tell you what, that Gillette commercial, there's 30 men in a line barbecuing, saying we can do better.
I'll tell you this.
There are some men I listen to, but 30 of them in a single line barbecuing at the same time.
Those are not men I want to listen to.
It's a waste of resources.
Okay, you're not a smart man already.
Why are you in a line of 30 people?
And then secondly, this idea of PETA telling men that eating vegetables is going to make them more of men.
Is there a single man in that video that you want to be like?
Okay, and number two, or number three, I'm fine with what I have.
I don't want to replace it with corn.
It's ribbed.
I mean, a girl, I don't know.
I don't even want to get into that.
That's just, it's weird.
Okay, I don't even want to talk about that video.
It makes me disgusted.
But you know what?
The kind of men that PETA and Gillette want to create are the men from this video.
And we'll go ahead and we'll just roll this for a second.
But the interesting thing about this, this video here is this is from a show called I Am Jazz.
And this dad here is wearing the most, it's ugly fuchsia t-shirts.
Disgusting.
It makes me want to throw up.
Okay, but it's even worse is this is it from an episode about their daughter or son.
I don't know who it is, but they're turning into a girl.
Okay, these people are letting a 15-year-old turn into a different gender, which is like already assuming that you can turn into a different gender, which you can't.
But this show's about it because now we watch kids mutilate their genitals for entertainment.
Okay, this is sick.
And this woman's like telling her husband, you know, you're a yes man, be a yes man.
And he's saying, oh, yeah, you want to make me a yes man.
Okay, and the crazy part is this is all over the fact that they're having a going-away penis party for this poor victim of child abuse named jazz.
Which is, if you're going to name your kid a genre of music, jazz isn't even the best one.
Okay, hip-hop at least is more interesting.
I would name my, if I was a child abuser and mutilated my kid's genitals, I would at least go with hip-hop, which is a little more edgy.
Okay, jazz says classy and these parents aren't that.
But they're trying to get this guy, his poor dad, to eat cupcakes in the shape of male appendages.
Okay, the penis cupcakes.
I don't even know if we're allowed to say that.
Are we allowed?
I don't even know how this segment's allowed, but it's going up.
And the dad doesn't want to, and they're trying to convince this man to eat a penis cupcake while his son gets his genitals chopped off.
Okay?
This dad, ironically, has a clean shave, and we all know what kind of shaver he's using, a Gillette.
Okay?
I don't want to talk about what's under those pants, but it could be corn at this point.
And you know what?
Here's the point.
Okay, why am I getting onto this?
This is an attack on men.
Okay, men should not let their kids chop off their woohas, their fingers, anything.
If your kids chapping something off, okay, you're getting chopped off the block of parenting.
Child services should come for you.
But let's move on to something interesting here that I want to talk about.
There's all this talk about men being the enemy of society, right?
Oh, men.
We shouldn't talk about men.
Let's talk about women.
Okay, what I want to see is not a commercial telling men that they need to behave, selling shavers.
Where's my tampon commercials?
Right?
Telling women to stop being so annoying and moody when they're on their periods.
It's like, is it really a problem?
Do men shave?
Is the lack of men shaving really causing the problems in the world?
Or can I tell you that most marriage problems start in a certain week of the month?
And that's just the reality, okay?
And, you know, speaking of women, the women's march is coming up on Saturday.
It's coming up just a couple days from now.
And this is a time when women come together.
And you wouldn't believe this if you watched the women's march videos from last year.
None of these women know what it is they're fighting for.
They're not even unified in any state about what it is they want.
Would you believe that?
Would you believe that a group of women would get together and not know what they want in life?
I didn't.
I wouldn't have ever guessed that one.
That if you get a lot of women together, that they can't even agree on what their goals are.
I mean, wait, wait till you talk to the caterer from behind the scenes at this event and see what he went through when they tried to ask the woman what they wanted to eat.
That's very interesting.
That's better news than the women's march itself.
I want to know how the caterer of the women's march figured out how to get all the women to agree on what to eat in the green room.
Okay?
That's the most interesting thing.
But the women's march is dying.
So the Chicago Women's March was canceled.
Like this article is from December 26 because of alerts of anti-Semitism.
Now, we all know that this anti-Semitic background was not uncovered by the Chicago Tribune or whatever these newscasters are.
Actually, it was Laura Loomer confronted some people at Politicon and called them out for Linda Saursworth's Commons, who's one of the founders and one of the chairs of the Women's March, who is anti-Semitic and wants Israel's decimation.
But additionally, I think we got to realize here of how powerful viral videos are.
What Laura Loomer did, whether you love her or hate her, she's having an effect on the political landscape.
And, you know, what we found out is actually women's marches in general were being canceled.
One was canceled in Northern California.
This one article we have where it was considered too white.
Okay?
If already having a pink pussy hat doesn't signify this is a bunch of white women, I'll admit this, okay?
For all the criticisms against white people, only white people would come up with that.
Like, there's not like no black girl sitting in her house and is like, yeah, let's all like knit together our genitals into hats and wear them.
Black people at least are chiller than that, right?
Only white people would be crazy enough to say, yeah, you know what's going to empower us?
Let's put our genitals on hats.
And you know what?
If that doesn't work, let's make vegetable genitals too and tell those to guys.
What's about white people in the obsession of their genitals?
This is bizarre.
I have no idea where they're going.
But you have to realize is that it got canceled because too many white people.
So you see, this woman's march is not about women.
It's really about certain agendas, which are to get people who agree with them.
And sadly, you know, this is actually against the patriarchy, which is mostly just white women.
But the women's march is seriously under threat.
Actually, the DNC pulled support for it because of the anti-Semitism, which is rampant throughout the group to the point where the Women's March is actually having to move venues from the National Mall to some smaller venue, which sucks because this Women's March was supposed to be the future for women.
Of course, not women who think for themselves, not women who support pro-life, not women who are for opposite sex marriage, not women who are Republicans, not women who are free thinking, not women who do anything other than support the liberal left-wing agenda.
However, people are starting to see through the BS, which is sort of an encouragement to me because, like, I mean, I know you would never, you, it's a surprise, right?
A group of women could be BSing, they could have a secret agenda.
You never knew women had a secret agenda behind what they're doing.
Never would have guessed that one either.
But they did, apparently.
And there's anti-Semitism, which means, are Jewish women welcomed?
That's an important question.
And, you know, it's starting to fall apart.
And thank you, Laura Loomer.
And speaking of Laura Loomer, actually, Laura Loomer has done some major trolling.
And this is what I like about Laura.
I know she's controversial.
I see people saying Laura's controversial or that she's far right.
And I've talked to Laura.
I've met her.
I've worked with her before.
She's not far right.
I mean, sometimes she's really far in the right.
She gets some things really right.
And there's some fair criticisms people might have of her as well and her tactics and the way she does things.
But, you know, she's a woman and she kind of went and did something kind of amazing.
She went to Nancy Pelosi's house during this government shutdown.
And she took Nancy Pelosi's comments that everybody is welcomed here.
And just check out what she actually did with some illegal aliens that she claims on Nancy Pelosi's property up in Napa Valley.
This is where Laura Loomer, like, should we a hard hat?
Because Laura Loomer leads three alleged illegal immigrants to this person's property.
And she says she got them from the border.
Vomitos.
CCC.
She's saying, vomitos.
Come on, let us go.
For those of you that don't speak Spanish.
And they're trekking on...
Laura is the most gutsy person that I know.
And this is insane.
You're trekking onto Nancy Pelosi's property with alleged illegal aliens saying that they should be welcomed there.
Who thinks of this stuff?
unidentified
I really needed a sanctuary, and I just felt like since, you know, Nancy Pelosi has said that everyone is welcome here, that I would really be welcome here on her front lawn here in California.
I met some friends yesterday.
I went to the Mexican border over at Ote Mesa and we crossed over and there wasn't even a wall.
It was so easy to get over.
And, well, I met some friends and they're going to help me here.
Because what are the chances that this guy's name's Poncho?
Like, there's no more stereotypical.
Like, you've done Pacho, Poncho, and Robardo, who are wearing yellow vests.
Okay, and you set up a canopy.
Like, where's the Secret Service?
It's like, I actually, I want to know where my tax dollars are because how did this woman get onto one of our agent, like one of our public servants' property and not get shot?
And she starts showing, this is crazy.
Showing the dead people who've been killed by illegal aliens in our country This this is this is pretty cool actually I mean, who thinks of this?
Yeah, so basically this video goes on and Nancy Pelosi's staff or the police or whatever come in and they kick they kick them off the property, which is kind of interesting.
And yeah, they leave.
But this is pretty insane because like this is what's very bizarre about the women's march is that they tend to support women who support their ideas.
But then you have like this strong independent woman like Laura Loomer who comes out and she trolls Nancy Pelosi and takes her words literally.
And what we find is that Nancy Pelosi is a hypocrite.
Right?
She says, oh, all legal aliens are welcome here.
Actually, Laura Loomer tried to get into Nancy Pelosi's house apparently to make a sandwich because of like because Nancy Pelosi is saying that like, you know, they shouldn't have like walls are immoral, which is absolutely insane.
Who I could never do something.
I'm not even that gutsy.
But yet Laura Loomer is not welcome at the march.
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, though, she got trolled by somebody else, not just a woman.
She got trolled actually by Donald Trump, realistically.
Nancy Pelosi's been having a good time during this shutdown, vacationing in Hawaii, running around, doing all the things that she says that Trump shouldn't do.
Now, Nancy, you know, fought back to Trump and she told Trump that, hey, you shouldn't have your State of the Union address because we're in a shutdown.
And we can't guarantee that the Secret Service being furloughed or backpaid are going to be able to have the morale or the strength to want to protect you during the speech.
Which is really kind of a ridiculous jab, which she's in the right to do, telling Trump, hey, look, this shutdown is going too long.
You shouldn't say that we have a state of a union as strong when obviously we're divided.
But Trump fought back.
And with this article from CNN, you know, Trump drafted a letter to Nancy Pelosi.
And it actually said this.
It said, due to the shutdown, I'm sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed.
I could try to do a Trump accent, but I'm really, really, really bad at accents.
And also too, only Trump does himself the best.
Trump wrote to Pelosi in a letter tweeted by the White House press secretary, Sarah Sanders, Thursday afternoon.
It said, in light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate.
And so, you know, what he's doing here is he actually is canceling her trip overseas because he's allowed to do that because she was going to use military aircraft to go overseas.
I think it's called Codel or something like that.
It's a congressional delegation.
And so he's not allowing her to take a plane overseas and wants her back in Washington with him to work on this deal.
But of course, CNN, you know, the current news, current narrative network, as some people call it, said Trump, of course, he has made a political career of doing just this, smashing through normal behavior, acting impulsively and impetuously, taking his ball and going home when he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
If Pelosi's political calculations make her unlikely to take the high road anytime soon, Trump's personality doesn't even allow him to see the high road exists.
Yeah, this is where we get this nice virtue signaling from CNN.
It's like, well, when Nancy Pelosi calls Donald Trump out on his State of the Union, she's a strong woman.
But when Trump calls Nancy Pelosi out, he's just a child.
You know, it's like, oh, when women do things that are daring, they're strong.
But when a right-wing woman like Laura Loomer does something, she's just a troublemaker or a far-right activist that's breaking the rules and causing disorder.
You know, that's kind of interesting.
That's why CNN says, you know, they admit that the way that they both behaved, it's leaving us nowhere.
Okay, they said our elected officials are acting like my two sons who are nine and six.
Now, that's actually pretty good, because if the government's acting like his two sons, which are nine and six, that's actually about two years older than the way the government was working under the Obama administration, okay?
I remember that some people said it was like four and seven.
So if we've gotten up to six and nine, at least we're making progress and we're getting somewhere.
Now, I might not agree with the government shutdown entirely, but I think it's for a purpose.
Now, I'm very upset that people are not getting paid.
But also, the kind of like pseudo-libertarian in me that sometimes comes out, when this is a partial government shutdown and there's 800,000 people furloughed, I thought, wait a second, there's more than 800,000 government employees.
Like, that's a partial?
When did the government get so large that 800,000 people is only a small fraction of the federal government?
That's what should really scare you about this.
Okay, and I've been personally affected by the government shutdown.
I had a very serious application and something that was in the mail that got denied because of the shutdown, which is fine, right?
I'm not in this for myself.
But, you know, we really got to point out the fact here that Nancy Pelosi has gotten trolled pretty big this week.
I'm kind of excited for what else is going to happen.
I mean, one thing that Nancy Pelosi is getting trolled at the most is she thinks that the American people like her.
And that would be the biggest troll that I've seen.
But I don't want to poke on her too much.
I want to roll a video that we haven't showed on our YouTube channel.
If you guys don't know, speaking of shutdowns, there is an entire shutdown of the public school system in Southern California right now, especially Los Angeles County, which is one of the biggest school districts in the country.
And Los Angeles County, the teachers have said things that they want and they're not getting.
Ironically, these teachers are shutting down the school system while they're complaining about Trump's shutdown, which is that whole paradoxical thing of like when the Democrats do it, it's awesome and we stand with the teachers and they shut down the education system.
This is really cool.
I'm really glad that what we're doing here.
But, you know, they're mad that Trump shut down the government.
It doesn't make any sense.
Either way, we went out to talk to some of the teachers because I found a solution to their problem.
So let's go ahead and let's run that video.
Hey guys, welcome back to a mobile episode of Slightly Offensive.
I have no idea what is going on here.
We're going to try to get through.
Oh, look at this.
unidentified
Hold up, let's get, coming through, coming through.
A critic recently was pointing out that Gavin Newsom, are you familiar recently, was elected into our governorship?
Yeah, so he is one of his first legislations is to increase health care for illegal aliens, but yet the state is in the county saying they don't have the money to increase teachers' pay.
What do you think about the state increasing budget for illegal services, but then having a hard time increasing for a citizen pay?
unidentified
Well, it's two different things.
First of all, the first item in his budget, a 29% increase for K through 12 education.
Health comes second.
So they're not comparable as far as I'm concerned.
If you don't think taxpayer money happens towards non-citizens when we, a lot of citizens might want the money to go towards something like increasing education, they're here.
unidentified
They're here.
The point is they're here.
And if you don't spend the money to keep them healthy, they pay taxes.
And then, so obviously one critic is Gavin Newsom's one of his first legislations was to try to increase and provide health care for illegal aliens while teachers are underpaid.
Do you think that it's fair that money is being reallocated towards non-citizens while citizens are struggling financially?
Well, guys, this has been another episode slightly offensive.
Let's talk about this for a second.
Okay, so the teachers are on strike.
They want an increase of 6% of wages.
They want two less students in their classrooms.
They want more nurses.
They want more counselors and more library services.
Fine.
Okay, sounds a little bit like Trump, right?
He has these demands and they're not being met.
So he shut down the government.
Okay, good.
Go on strike.
So I go there and I did some little research here and I started looking into illegal immigration in California to find where we might be wasting money and seeing where we could reallocate money because I'm just going to take the assumption that we could make it right for these teachers.
Let's just give them what they want.
So I calculated approximately how much the cost of these upgrades might be just for the teachers.
And it's about $155 million.
Okay.
But what we're going to see here is there is a map of how much states spend a year in Illegal immigration services or illegal alien services.
And what we're going to find here is that in purple, California spends $24 billion a year on illegal alien services, which is about a quarter of the entire national budget.
Now, what freaks me out about this study is that that doesn't even include federal fees and federal costs.
So this is not including CBP.
This is not including ICE.
This is not including detention centers.
This is all just state costs.
So state taxpayers in California are fronting a quarter of the fees in the entire country for illegal immigration services.
Okay, that's $24 billion.
Now, if you increase the wages of the teachers to whatever, the $155 million that they want, that's only 0.06% of the budget that we spend on illegal aliens.
Now, additionally, there you go.
Solved it.
Take 0.06% of the budget spent on illegals and spend them on citizens.
Okay, so before you argue, should citizens get more money?
Well, let's just say maybe they don't deserve more money.
Well, I'll tell you what, I would rather take the money away from the illegal immigrants and give it to people who are taxpayers.
And that's where the guy brings in the argument: oh, they pay taxes.
No, wrong.
No bueno.
I looked up how much taxes they pay, and approximately an excise and sales tax, they pay about $11.86 billion approximately.
Okay, $11.86 billion doesn't even cover half the amount of money that they take out of the state.
unidentified
So this whole argument of like, oh, illegal aliens, they pay their taxes.
Like, it's like someone saying, like, telling the fire department, they're like, we heard there's a fire at your residence.
Yeah, well, the fire's already going.
Don't come, put it out.
You know, the police.
Hello, is it an emergency?
I've already been shot.
Don't come.
It's like, that's what, that's what the argument is.
Like, well, the illegals are already here.
Yeah, they're already here, but the cost isn't already here.
The cost for next year comes next year, right?
And we're paying this with borrowed money.
Okay, so if you want to tell me that illegal immigration is a problem, yeah, it's a $24 billion a year in my state problem and like an $84,500 to $89 billion a year problem in the country, just on a state-funded level.
But additionally, right, okay, they want to lower class sizes.
This whole idea of let's lower class sizes by two students.
Yeah, well, I found out that 13.5% of K through 5 students in California are either illegal aliens or kids of first-generation illegal aliens.
Maybe they have permanent residency.
And so that's 5.6 kids out of every class.
Okay, so our classes, they have a problem with them being two kids over.
And this issue is causing them to be 5.6 kids over.
I go, what kind of state do I live in?
Okay, and the state's saying we don't have money.
And Gavin Newsome, our governor, is saying one of his first legislations is to increase illegal alien health care.
Do you know de Blasio, the mayor actually of New York City, whose Instagram, by the way, is the most beta thing I've ever seen in my life?
It says making New York the fairest city in the country.
Okay, first of all, we already know that New York is like the least fair city in the country, but don't you want your city to be strong or powerful?
Where did this whole idea of life is fair come about?
Like, when did who does it?
Does shaving with a Gillette teach you something?
Was I supposed, if I shave with a Gillette, am I going to learn?
Is there something I don't know that the blades bring to glory?
Like, when they touch your face, it imparts wisdom that I just didn't know.
You know, or I mean, am I the only, do other people have corn down there?
Am I the only guy who doesn't have corn?
Does it do something?
Does replacing your private parts with corn change your mindset or something?
I'm not, there's something I'm missing, but what I'm not missing is the truth, which is that $23.4 billion is being spent on this, which is absolutely insane.
And that's backwards thinking.
And I looked at across the states.
Let's bring that picture back up of the states.
I mean, look at this.
Look at the border towns, right?
Texas, $11 billion.
This is the real hypocrisy here, is that between Chuck Schumer's New York and Nancy Pelosi's California, we're spending $30 billion a year on illegal immigrant services, but somehow we don't have $5.7 billion for a wall.
Right?
The wall is ineffective.
It's not going to work.
Well, whatever you're doing isn't working either.
A $30 billion problem.
I mean, this is absolutely insane.
If you look at the cost, it's mostly at the border states, which means that maybe there is an issue with the wall.
Also, if here's just a benefit.
If you don't want Laura Loomer to bring any more illegal aliens from San Ya Cedro and over the border, put a wall up.
She can't make another video on that.
So if you want to stop Laura Loomer, put up a wall.
But this is what's absolutely insane, right?
The left has things so backwards and mixed up.
I think I might have even, like 10 or 15 years ago, might have been considered liberal because of some of the ideas that I believe in.
But now I'm considered right-wing just because I look at facts.
And that's enough to make you right-wing today.
It's like, oh, you come with the truth?
That's what happened at this interview with these teachers.
They're like, oh, you're one of those facts guys.
You must not be with the mainstream media.
You're like, yeah, because, yeah, what happened where the media stopped representing the truth?
And this is where the media gets even weirder.
Okay, so the teachers are like, we care about our youth.
We care about our kids.
And of course, it's unions.
It's all left-wing, you know, liberal, liberal groups.
These are the same groups who are pushing this new trend, which freaks me out.
Have you heard of child drag kids?
I'm not talking about kids who are into drag racing, which is actually might be a really good reality show.
The kids drag race.
That'd be scary.
I would watch it.
But this kind of drag kids are something that I feel almost gross watching.
So there's this kid that goes by the name Lactatia.
Okay, ew.
I mean, he's a child, a child drag kid is like a kid who puts on makeup and hangs around a bunch of like twisted people.
Yeah, here he is.
This is him on pink news.
And the reason why we use pink news, because if we put this up from a different site, YouTube would take it down.
This is from a pro-trans website.
So YouTube, if you're against trans, then take our video down and mark it age-restricted.
But honestly, if you like trans people, then we're promoting pro-trans websites here.
So let's look at this for a second.
So we have this kid named Lactatia.
And as we scroll down, let's look at these pictures.
I'm telling your significant other you are watching this show.
Look at this.
Okay, let's stop here.
Okay.
This kid, can we zoom in on, can we zoom in somehow on this, on this, on this picture of this kid right here for a second?
We can get a look at his face.
Yeah, let's look at this.
this kid looks frightened okay he looks like you have you ever been to a chinese restaurant where you get to pick your fish out of the out of the tank And that fish looks at you and it's like it knows it's about to be eaten?
This kid's face looks like a Chinese restaurant fish.
And look at those eyes.
He's about to be sushi and he knows it.
Look at that.
It's like, it looks like this kid looks miserable.
Okay?
And I mean, that was supposed to be an analogy, but reality is he does kind of look like a fish.
I wouldn't say a kid looked like a fish, but if I was going to call a kid a fish, this would be the kid.
Okay, I would choose this one as my fish, my fish name.
But okay, look, so we have this kid and he's here.
And he's, you know, look at him.
Oh, look at how, look at how awesome this is.
love putting my kid with mentally ill people wow like really cool put my take a picture with this mentally ill guy who you know if you spent less time on your makeup and more time on your diet you know you might get somewhere sir because why are they always fat why are the drag queens so fat like at least if you're gonna pass off being a woman like at least look good right You know when 60% of your of your personality comes from your second chin.
Let's go down here.
Okay, here we go dancing dancing very nice lactatia.
We're gonna get to this.
This gets worse, okay?
We haven't even said anything.
Okay, very, yeah, oh, how cute.
Look at my son.
I demoralized him and abused him.
How cute.
Everyone cheer.
Very cute.
Okay, let's go down to my favorite picture.
Okay, here we go.
Fish fried.
Here's where they killed the fish.
Okay.
Our favorite fish friend Lactatia dies right here.
Okay, he's spreading his legs.
Am I even allowed to show this?
I don't, I think I don't even know, but this is on, this is on a pro-trans site.
This kid, I, look, that is like an actual, that's a perfect 60-degree angle.
This kid's a geometrist, if that's even a real thing.
Okay.
Why are why are kids in why are men cheering for kids in like in like unitards?
Can we go to the tweet?
There's a tweet in here where someone talks about this kid.
We're going to do the worst part of this.
We're not even anywhere near the worst part.
We're just showing you this kid, Lactatia, who exists.
Like, free to think.
There's a tweet in this article where somebody says specifically, they're in the article and they go, I think it's up a little bit.
Let's go up a little bit.
It's a tweet.
It's a little higher up.
And they go, if you're not ready for a kid in a sequent onesie, like the future isn't for you.
Who?
Whose, what world are you living in?
Where your, like, the ideal, your ideal future is when you have, like, a kid in a onesie, a sequent onesie.
I don't want that future, okay?
That's like somebody saying, like, like, you know, if you don't, I mean, this is, this is like, you want to kill a fish, right?
This is childfish.
This is what comes worse.
Now, you think, okay, nothing's wrong with putting a child, you know, in makeup, make him spread his legs for men and, you know, be with obese people.
First of all, I don't know what's worse putting him around drag people or obese people.
You're teaching this kid to die early and be miserable for the short lifespan that he might have.
But in reality, this kid, I can't show it on here because I know we'll get in trouble, was pictured with a nude drag queen, okay, with like a little flap over his like nicely tucked peen.
And I saw the picture.
I encourage you not to Google it, but some of you are because you're sick, okay?
If you Google this, you are twisted.
But I looked at it, and this kid's laughing, okay?
And this kid's not the only kid.
Lactatia?
What the hell kind of kid names you name your kid Lactatia?
Speaking of that, right?
Why do they always have these names like jazz, right?
Lactatia.
We got Desmond is amazing.
Okay, you guys know about the kid Desmond's amazing?
That kid is with adults talking about fentanyl and Rohipnol.
He's with all these drugged out drag queens.
Like, how is this tolerance?
Yeah, look at this.
Yuck.
Okay, I don't know.
At least get the kid a normal color wig.
Purple is like the worst.
That kid has the wig color of the dad from that clip who's going to eat the penis cup kicks of his daughter.
What's up with the fuchsia obsession and weird names?
Okay, but this kid is pictured with a naked adult who's not his parent.
And the left tolerates it.
Actually, these kids were on ABC and they were praised.
Like, it's like, oh, look at this kid.
Okay, this is where we start to get things backwards.
Like, I don't have to really comment on this.
You have a child who goes by a sensual last name, Lactatia.
Like, I remember when I was younger, like, you'd be like, somebody's like, you're a kid, and you're like, I don't want to be a kid.
I want to be, I'm a big boy.
Okay, imagine what you got to say when someone's like, oh, nice son you have in a wig.
And maybe he's the next, right?
It's going to be, I am Lactatia.
And it's like lactating breasts.
You know, it's just bizarre.
What if you imagine you're like an eight-year-old boy and this is your life?
This kid's going to be screwed up.
His parents should be in jail, to be honest.
His parents should be in jail.
You know, I mean, this whole 15-year-old kid, that's one thing.
His kids like young.
And his buddy, Desmond, actually, poor guy.
I mean, really, you just feel bad for them.
I mean, you want to know the truth of the matter is, here's something interesting.
The same guy said about people who are against child drag queens.
He said this.
He accused Reddit, 4chan, and the right wing of implementing a smear campaign against him and his company, House of Man, saying that his ads are child pornography.
Dude, it's not, like, this is what happened.
It's like, if you're against drag queens, you're right-wing and you're a troll.
It's like, well, maybe, no.
Maybe I just want kids to have a normal life.
Like, maybe I saw what happened to Michael Jackson when his childhood was robbed from him or Leonardo DiCaprio.
And you see the way that they're just sort of suppressed into this system and they end up being like a little bit wacko, right?
I mean, Michael Jackson was like sleeping in bed with like children that were like nine or something.
And you have Leonardo DiCaprio thinking that the biggest threat to human existence is climate change.
I don't know what's even worse.
You know, both are stupid and are causing confusion in the world.
But at this point, if you're against kids being sexually messed with, you're right wing.
Which that's the question.
Are you right wing?
Maybe you are and you didn't even know it.
And that's how I ended up right wing, right?
You just start with being against abuse of children and suddenly you're right.
Then you start going a level further, you're into facts.
Now you're far right.
And then you actually say, hey, wait, maybe not everything that's said today is true.
And then now you're an Aussie, which is apparently realistically what you become if you're anything but insolvent.
And that's where I kind of want to end today, which is very weird.
This is a weird note.
I'm sorry for ending like this.
Even if you made it this far, I apologize.
Kind of.
But you signed on to this.
This is called slightly offensive.
And I'll tell you this.
What we talked about today is important because the left is getting to a position and a place where they can't even support themselves, right?
You're fighting for women, but then now you're fighting against men with like the Gillette idea.
And so like shaving is important.
And then all men that shave need to not be toxic.
But then at the meantime, like while they're saying men are toxic, the woman's march is actually being canceled for being toxic and then no one's talking about it.
And then they're also saying, hey, like you should like treat society better.
Kids shouldn't wrestle on the field.
Gillette says, no, kids don't wrestle.
Go put on makeup and put a piece of corn down there and swiggle it around for animal safety or something.
You're like, what kind of backwards world are we living in?
We are living in it.
This is not a joke.
I love Rachel Modow's quote.
This is not a joke.
It's not a dream.
What you're seeing is real.
This is actually our country.
You are here.
You are not dreaming.
This is reality.
And that's where we end up.
We're going to keep up with the madness in the world and keep seeing what's going on, whether it's current events, past events, or the insanity.
I'm Elijah Schaefer here with a first ever episode of Slightly Offensive Uncut, our podcast series.
