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gavin mcinnes
Hello, boys and girls.
What a weekend.
Families belong together.
unidentified
Oh, the children, the children.
gavin mcinnes
The left is very good at mobilizing women, emotions.
And women are an incredible powerful voting block.
They tend to be more emotional than men.
And that tends to get presidents elected.
Obama was clearly elected by women.
Lots of single women voted for him because he's hot and cool.
And that's about where they go with their policies.
What was Justin Trudeau's top policies?
Hot, cool.
IQ, unprecedentedly low, but that's not relevant.
We don't care.
And he's for multiculturalism.
If there's any policy they voted for Trudeau, it's that one.
But they've noticed that it's very effective when you have children.
And the left uses children all the time.
They have the little boy drowned face down on the edge of the beach.
Pollywood, the Palestinians use children all the time.
It's a very effective tool to make people cry and make people mad.
Now, I don't get it, personally.
I have no feelings.
So when this whole thing started and they said children are getting separated from their families, I went, yeah, what do you want us to do?
Like with the illegals, you go, do we put the kids in the jails with the parents?
We don't even know if those are their real parents.
No one has any paperwork.
I'm not putting a child in an adult jail.
Well, then don't arrest them.
Well, then you don't have borders.
Everyone has borders.
Mexico has very strict borders.
Every Caribbean country has borders.
And they're all, if you turn into cable access in Bermuda or Bahamas, all it's talking about is illegal Haitians coming in and what to do about it.
So illegal immigration is a thing everywhere.
I don't understand why you want to abolish ICE.
It really is one of the more juvenile things I've ever heard of.
And the whole thing was pushed by the fact that there were some children unable to locate their parents, which of course is a tragedy.
But we have much bigger problems in America, even within the realms of children, which Charlie Kirk has been quick to point out.
So Charlie Kirk went to one of these rallies as he is wont to do.
And it really is, it's getting ridiculous when you go to these things.
It's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
It's such low-hanging fruit with the left.
And I believe Tucker Carlson is right.
I think it's Facebook that has made them so intellectually lazy because they've been preaching to the bubble for so long that they're incapable of making a decent argument.
Check out Charlie Kirk talking to protesters this weekend who want to bring the families together.
They just want everyone to be friends.
They want the children to have hugs.
unidentified
You know what I'm really worried about is white males.
Yes, son.
Those aren't people committing the murder.
You're worried about me.
Yes.
If I said I'm worried about black males, that would be a racist thing, right?
You just said white males.
That's pretty racist.
Hurry up the shoe shirt.
gavin mcinnes
Ma!
Did you hear that?
He called her a racist, and she said, if the shoe fits.
I think she thought she was insulting him, but you just called yourself a racist, by the way.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Mom!
I don't think.
Look at some of the Nazi Rocky about the Jews.
gavin mcinnes
Just pause it.
I can't hear shoot.
Can you turn it up?
Are the people at home hearing that?
Well, so he's saying the same old pedantic trope that this is just like Nazi Germany.
Look what they're doing.
It's just like when they rounded up the Jews.
You know what we have to do to that, by the way?
Retaliate with the same thing.
We have to call them Nazis and point out that them saying Republicans can't go to certain restaurants is what the Nazis did to the Jews.
I'm done trying to defend that.
Now they're Hitler.
They're Nazis.
Let's stop.
Just stop.
unidentified
Go ahead.
I wouldn't equate what's going on today with the rise of the Third Reich, would you?
Well, did you just say you don't think it is harder than third country?
No, I would not equate Donald Trump with the right.
I do believe we're all white country.
If we're such a racist country, why is it that Asian Americans and Indian Americans are actually richer than white Americans on average?
So, didn't Obama separate 90,000 kids from their parents?
I don't know.
We're all racist.
Does that make this rise into Homeland Security?
In fact, Bernie Sanders put on his website in 2015, Dear Obama stopped separating parents in their own house.
I hate to make that right.
Well, all the images they're using on television of children in cages, those were taken under Obama.
Obama separated 90,000 kids and there were no protests.
Okay, so now we're interviewing you.
Well, no, I'm just saying a sentence.
gavin mcinnes
Isn't it weird?
He paused here.
Isn't it weird seeing old people dumb?
It's incongruous to me.
I always thought of, you know, the why when you see white hair, you think you're a wise man.
You're reasoned.
And that is wise to point out that Charlie Kirk is really just using the interview as a pulpit for himself.
So that's a good point.
But what are you doing at that rally?
You're pro-illegal alien?
Okay, gotcha.
How many?
We have 30 million here now.
No, it's not 12.
It's not 15.
That's an ancient figure.
We have 30 million.
Tell me what's a good number.
100 million?
Okay, what is that?
Like a quarter of our population?
Should we double our population?
How about 400 million illegals?
Tell me the number.
You're wise.
You have white hair.
You haven't thought this through?
That's what I keep coming back to all weekend.
I couldn't stop thinking about this.
Tell me your scenario.
Tell me, there's no ICE.
Are there border guards?
Are there borders?
Like, tell me your.
They wanted, and we keep coming back to this.
They want to destroy society and they have nothing to replace it.
All right, go ahead.
unidentified
Protests under Obama, right?
There were no protests like this.
No hate speak.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, this is great.
unidentified
There was no hate speak behind speech.
I mean, there was no, it didn't come with all that evil, hateful rhetoric.
Like what?
Give me an example.
gavin mcinnes
All right, so that goes on.
You can look that up yourself.
It's unbelievable.
But did you hear that last point?
I know Obama did as much as Trump, if not more.
There were drone strikes.
There were children being separated from their families.
There was ICE.
There was border guards.
But it wasn't done with so much vitriol.
The problem is not his actions.
It's his motive.
And what is that?
That's emotional politics.
I don't want you.
I don't mind if you kill someone because you think they're evil.
But if you kill them because you're a racist, that's much worse.
We need to punish you differently depending on how you feel.
Facts care about your feelings.
No, they don't.
Kids are separated.
Kids are not separated.
That's all that matters.
What is the law?
What do you suggest we do?
Anyway, it reminded me of my buddy Elijah Schaefer.
He does this thing, slightly offensive TV, and he went down to another one of these.
What's it called again?
Unite the Families.
Bring families belong together.
Why can't I?
You got to get catchier phrases.
Like save the kids is better.
Or release the children, you know?
Unleash the cages.
Open the cage doors.
We love our kids.
That's better.
Love kids.
Just a heart and the word kids.
That I can remember.
Families belong together.
That opens a whole Pandora's box.
And by the way, lefties, it leaves you vulnerable because you shatter the black family with welfare.
So you're not really known for your families.
In fact, your entire ethos is anti-family.
You don't have kids.
We're overpopulated.
Single moms rock.
I love being single.
I love being an old spinster with dried-up ovaries.
I love playing video games and not getting married till I'm 60.
All right, so Elijah goes to one of these rallies in LA, which, by the way, once I know Elijah well, he likes LA.
That's weird.
Like, if say you were a, you know, those weird shows where they show strange fetishes and they have someone who eats dirt?
I saw this black woman, she's a young lady, middle class.
She eats dirt.
She's obsessed with eating dirt.
Or maybe it was mattresses.
Yeah, no, there's a Russian who eats dirt.
The black girl eats mattresses.
If I talked to her about that, she'd go, yeah, I know it's an affliction.
I eat mattresses.
I don't want you to do it, but it's just something that I do, and I'm ashamed of it.
And I want to stop.
I understand when people talk like that about living in LA.
But when they proudly eat a mattress and go, what are you doing not eating a mattress?
I go, puh.
Anyway, Elijah Schaefer, flanked with intense security, first talks to Maxine Waters and then gets attacked by Antifa broads.
elijah schaffer
Maxine Waters, hello.
gavin mcinnes
Look, she's just there.
elijah schaffer
You're calling for harassment of Trump supporters and their affiliates.
Maxine Waters, why'd you call for harassment?
Why'd you call for harassment?
Oh, no, I know, but people who aren't here don't.
gavin mcinnes
Look in between his right shoulder.
Okay, stop.
You see the space in between him and the other guy?
Focus like a Jedi and see if you can see this woman try to tackle him.
He's 6'2.
He's a giant.
This woman tries to tackle him.
elijah schaffer
Like, people who are watching this are not...
gavin mcinnes
Hey!
elijah schaffer
Get down, get down.
Are you kidding me?
unidentified
Are you kidding me?
elijah schaffer
Are you filming this?
unidentified
What the hell is going on that you guys are starting violence here?
elijah schaffer
Those are Antifa.
They literally attacked me right now.
They ran at me.
unidentified
And why did you have to go after them?
elijah schaffer
So this is what happens at these protests.
People started calling shame and trying to get us out of this protest.
gavin mcinnes
Just waiting.
Sorry.
I love this new thing.
Shame, shame, shame, shame.
From Game of Thrones.
You have the most shameless demographic.
Excuse me.
You have the most shameless demographic in the country.
These people go on slut walks.
They defend pedophiles and say, no, there's not a child molester.
He never molested children.
He's a pedophile.
They sexualize young boys.
They got 10-year-old drag queens prancing around.
They're going into our schools with pictures of mass murderers.
Remember that video I did?
It's on the CRTV YouTube.
Just like public sex.
You go to the gay pride parade.
There's guys fingering each other on balconies having sex everywhere.
Totally and utterly shameless.
And then they yell shame at us.
Really?
They're so bad.
This is what I said on Michael J. Knowles' show.
It's like we're being attacked by babies.
It's the baby wars.
This is what 2018 will go down as the baby wars.
Okay, go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Now covering us.
Hey, why are you having a kid do your dirty work?
gavin mcinnes
Why, look at that?
elijah schaffer
Why are they having a kid?
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, shame the kid.
Those people yell shame.
elijah schaffer
I'm not Milo.
gavin mcinnes
We have to have nine people following us.
unidentified
Nine people following us with guns to protect us from the crowd.
gavin mcinnes
All right.
That is fascinating.
And I'd like to talk to Elijah now.
Will you join me?
Elijah Schaefer, are you there?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I am here.
I am proud and wearing the United States flag.
Show my respect for this country and for your show.
Nice outfit you have on there.
gavin mcinnes
Thanks.
We coincidentally are wearing the same thing.
I call it Independence Day week because it's not just the day.
elijah schaffer
No, it is the week.
And I'm trying to go ahead and give the pre-party celebration going.
And there's nothing like wearing an American flag bright and early in the morning in the California sun.
It's beautiful.
gavin mcinnes
Do you know the secret to partying this weekend is just beer.
Do not do shots.
Do not have hard liquor.
Just pace yourself with beer.
elijah schaffer
I thought you were going to.
Weren't you a big promoter of glitter peer?
gavin mcinnes
Yes.
Well, that's implied.
When I say beer, I obviously mean glitter beer.
It's redundant.
So, yeah, just have your, we call them GBs.
Just have your GBs don't stop all day.
Beer has things in it that paces you.
Like, you can't get enough booze in your face.
It's like an anchor.
elijah schaffer
But I heard they have a higher alcohol percentage hipster craft version of glitter beer called GBA.
It's like their take on IPA.
They have double GBA, triple GBA.
It's dry hopped, dry-glittered.
It's awesome.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I do it too.
Let's get serious.
Elijah, so we're watching this video of you.
Two in one, two zingers in one rally.
Oh, yeah.
It's amazing that Maxine Waters didn't expect to be harassed when she called on America to harass America, isn't it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, number one, I think it's stupid that she was so cocky that she was riding around in her, obviously probably armored vehicle with the windows down in Los Angeles.
I mean, I live here, and I know that Los Angeles is not the safest city in the world.
Also, not the cleanest, although it has its strengths.
But she was walking down, and people were screaming at her, like in most positive tones.
So she's just all sitting there, all cocky, like, yeah, you know, I got the people behind me telling people if they're going to shoot to shoot straight.
So I walk over there and she says, hey, Sailor, because I'm wearing a striped shirt thinking I'm like her ally.
And I ask her one difficult question, and the minute the media shows up that's not on her side, she has nothing to say.
And that's what's hard when you don't control certain parts of the media.
You get scared.
And if you see her, I'm sorry, but she like shrinks back in her car, like looks at me, and I have the best screenshot ever.
She's so scared to actually answer the truth.
And that's Maxine Waters for you.
gavin mcinnes
That's her in a nutshell.
She assumes everyone loves her.
And when something shows up, like Fleckis asked her about her shady financial dealings.
Laura Loomer just, I think Laura Loomer is pressing charges because Maxine hit her with some papers or something.
elijah schaffer
And that's a straight line.
gavin mcinnes
Isn't that disturbing?
She wants to get people killed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
And the point is, is that she's talking about violence.
She's saying she's going to be proud to die, but she's putting herself in necessary harm's way.
I mean, you didn't even have to worry about getting shot if you didn't call people to actually harass and push back against other people.
You put yourself in this position and you're acting like a martyr for being in it, but you're really just an idiot.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah.
Oh, I've seen that a million times.
They say they harass you.
They say they announce on Twitter, not just Maxine, but they say this person needs to be harassed and their families.
They can never feel safe anywhere.
Then you retaliate and they go, hey, hey, hey, that person's out of bounds.
I picked this fight, not my family.
And you go, no, no, you picked this fight on behalf of your family, I'm afraid.
You started this dumb war.
elijah schaffer
Right, which is the stupidest thing because when you think about it, I also saw Dale One down there too.
But I was going to say that I thought, oh, well, he's part of Congress as well.
But the reality is, is that I saw them both down there and they were advocating for people basically to push back against anybody who's resisting the movement, which would be conservatives, which would also be primarily 2A gun-wielding people or gun-owning people.
So you're calling constituents who are traditionally unarmed to push back and fight against people who traditionally carry around weapons.
In California, we don't carry around guns as much in Los Angeles, but we do carry knives, pepper spray, and you're asking people to attack those people.
You're either just crazy stupid or you're trying to start a civil war.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, well, it's funny because we have another guy on the show recently, I mean, coming up, who beat up an Antifa, and the guy just collapsed like a broom.
I mean, he became a human plank after.
And they disarmed all the Proud Boys.
They took away all their guns and not guns, but they took away all their pepper spray and everything.
So they were totally 100% disarmed.
And then Antifa didn't go through the police security lines.
So they have a hundred, they have weapons, they have garbage, they have jars of piss, they have those telescopic things that you whip people with, and we still kick their ass.
So it's like a bunch of babies picked a fight with a bunch of grown-ups.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and actually I've found that when you're working with Antifa, the only thing that you need to fight them away are job applications.
gavin mcinnes
Well, what did they do to you?
I couldn't make out that punch in the video.
As usual, it comes from behind.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so basically I was reporting and talking to this gentleman about pretty much nothing, to be honest, because he didn't know why he was at the protest.
And all I just hear is like, all right, crap or something.
I heard something and so they're stupid because they yelled out right before they try to do you actually try to tackle me So this Antifa jumped up behind me, tried to grab me and pull me to the ground.
But they ended up more like hitting, like sort of like sucker punching the side of me and then like falling into my mic.
Because not only are they bad at hitting, they're weak and they're also slow.
I mean, when your diet consists mostly of like things made out of cauliflower, you're probably not going to be very strong.
gavin mcinnes
Well, you're a big guy.
You look like you're about 6'2.
elijah schaffer
I am, yeah.
I'm 6'2.
I'm 205 pounds.
I bench like 245.
I'm a pretty strong person.
And so you have this little wimp.
And so she comes up.
She goes to hit.
gavin mcinnes
Wait, pause.
Stop.
Yeah.
She.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it was, well, either it was a girl or it was someone, a man who very much looked like a woman, which is possible because with Antifa, you never know the gender.
That's the only, Antifa is the only group to me that pushes the gender spectrum.
I don't believe in the gender spectrum.
There's more than one.
But if someone was going to try to make me believe it, they should just put Antifa pictures on a board because it makes it look like there's like 50 genders in between male and female with how people look.
gavin mcinnes
That's true.
Because every time I ask someone, was it a male or a female in an Antifa rally or brawl, they go, I'm pretty sure it was a female, but I can't be positive.
elijah schaffer
They were delicate.
No, but see, when I was at the Milo march and one of the Antifa was like spraying everyone with mace and she was like hitting people and whatnot, she ended up getting arrested anyways because you can't just mace people who are holding American flags.
So what if I have an American flag unit art?
Who doesn't own an American flag unit art?
You made yours yourself.
Look at that.
unidentified
That's beautiful.
elijah schaffer
And so, you know, but if you're going to come out in all black, that's the point.
And it's funny in the video.
She tries to come back out and mace me, but she maces in the air.
I have armed security now, which is really, really awesome.
You know, just this guy, Tony, and his boys are taking care of me now.
And it's really, really awesome.
I'm sure you're familiar with who they are.
He's got a redhead guy, like a red beard.
I always see him everywhere.
gavin mcinnes
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Did he used to do security for baked Alaska?
elijah schaffer
He did, yeah.
gavin mcinnes
Yeah, yeah.
I remember that guy.
How are you affording that?
That was my last question.
How are you affording nine security guys?
elijah schaffer
You know what?
Somebody is providing it for us that it's being taken care of.
And they're just providing security.
So we have four armed security at events now.
gavin mcinnes
That is awesome.
And it takes that.
They're coming back these lunatics.
elijah schaffer
Well, it actually ended up taking 15 additional officers.
So it took 15 additional officers.
There was nine police.
There was, I believe, four or five sheriffs and then another security guard.
And my four security just to get through the crowd.
Because what you're going to see in the video is that even in the short trailer, after they hit me, you also see an Antifa guy run at me.
And then my security guard just pushes him.
The guy just eats crap, just falls on the ground, just eats it.
And then we try to diffuse the situation within seconds.
People start saying, why'd you guys try to hurt that young girl?
And this girl's like, why'd you start violence?
When clearly you see in the video, I'm just standing there.
And someone just jumps out of the middle of nowhere.
And that's the crazy thing with the alt-left is that their heads are screwed on so loose that it doesn't even matter if the evidence is right in front of them.
They still believe that they are like these crusaders for justice and they can do no wrong.
And they defend groups like Antifa.
And people say that the left does not defend Antifa.
That, oh, we disavow Antifa.
Oh, we don't like them.
No, when you go to these events, your average left-wing, progressive, alt-left person will defend Antifa to the point where they blame me.
I'm the victim of a public assault.
And they blame me for getting hit.
Oh, and then all of a sudden they pick and choose what they care about.
But of course, if you're conservative, you deserve to get hit.
And the best part was, is a mob form because someone spread that I was Milo Yiannopoulos.
unidentified
And you'll hear in the video, everyone's like, go, Milo.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, I'm like a Walmart Milo.
They would call me Elilo after I told them my name was Elijah.
gavin mcinnes
Elilo.
Well, it's amazing that that woman's so mad at you because what are you doing here?
And she's right.
You being there did lead to violence.
That's technically true.
I mean, you could also argue your parents' meeting also led to violence at this rally.
But the big picture is you were there to ask questions.
You need 15 extra officers and nine security guards to ask simple questions.
How did we get here?
elijah schaffer
We got here when people are not able to give simple answers.
So that's the reality.
When you can't reply because you don't know what you stand for, when you have a foundation, an entire ideology that you can't explain, you're going to be like a child because babies, when they're hungry, they cry.
When they poop, they cry.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because they are not articulate enough to explain.
I need to get changed.
gavin mcinnes
I need food.
elijah schaffer
They whine and they moan because essentially their IQ is low and they're cognitively restrained and have no ability to do what they need to.
And what's sad is we have this reverse Benjamin Button disorder where adults are growing older, turning progressive, and then all of a sudden immediately regress back into being like children.
And so when they don't get their way, they just moan and they cry and they get mad at you.
And it's like, I mean, I've met babies who are smarter than these people.
gavin mcinnes
Well, thank you, Elijah, for going out there with all that security to interview pooping babies because it's funny to hear them cry.
elijah schaffer
They do throw their pee, so I mean, they haven't learned how to get rid of it the proper way.
gavin mcinnes
Babies don't do that, by the way.
They're more advanced than babies.
elijah schaffer
Like monkey babies.
gavin mcinnes
I don't know if we can say that on that.
All right, man.
Thanks for coming on the show.
I like you more than a friend.
elijah schaffer
Awesome, Kevin.
Love you too.
And I love your hijab Burqa thing, the flag thing.
It's very traditional, but also very inclusive, very anti-Islamophobic, and extremely welcoming for someone like me who also thought that my garb was one of a kind, but I realized there's a little bit of America on all of us.
gavin mcinnes
Exactly.
Thanks for coming on the show, buddy.
unidentified
All right.
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