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July 15, 2018 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Can He Really ** SAY ** That?

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elijah schaffer
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mike lusso
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unidentified
Hey!
elijah schaffer
Hey!
I thought you went extinct!
I thought you went extinct.
What's up?
So what do you think about it?
What do you think about abortion since you were extinct?
Is there anything?
Are you as a dinosaur?
What do dinosaurs think about abortion?
What do you think?
unidentified
I think you're coming back.
elijah schaffer
Right, right.
So how are they coming back?
unidentified
I'm glad you're coming back.
elijah schaffer
Right, so then next question is, what's your rebuttal to her response?
Okay, and then how do we go about doing that?
I mean, if we're coming back as a dinosaur, what did we do to bring the babies back who were killed?
unidentified
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
elijah schaffer
You know, I don't even know what's going on here at the moment.
This is Los Angeles for you.
I wanted to say welcome to another episode of Slightly Offensive.
We're here asking people what they think about abortion.
Is it a good or a bad thing?
If you love us, make sure to support us on Patreon or donate to us on PayPal or any of the links below.
This is a collaboration with Black Mike.
He's coming over here right now and he's new on the scene.
Get used to him.
Say what up, Black Mike.
mike lusso
How you guys doing?
elijah schaffer
All right, and we hope you enjoyed this episode.
Why don't you go ahead and say slightly offensive on three?
One, two, three.
unidentified
I don't ring abortion on abortion.
elijah schaffer
All right, you heard it here.
Hope you enjoyed this episode.
What are we doing today, Black Mike?
unidentified
You're getting Mike on.
mike lusso
What are we doing today?
So we're finding out people's opinions on abortion.
So we're going to find out if anyone who knows anyone who has been aborted, get their opinion on that.
And then just get, you know, basic appeal on that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's really important because, you know, you have to understand that if people have been aborted, let's go ahead and ask a couple people here what they're thinking.
Are you happy you were not aborted?
unidentified
Man, if I was, if I wasn't, it's just, I mean, it was my mother, right?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
But what if she aborted you?
Would you have been happy today?
unidentified
No.
No.
mike lusso
Would you be able to tell me at what point is it okay to abort this baby?
unidentified
Oi.
That really depends on the person.
elijah schaffer
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
What do you guys think about abortion?
unidentified
I haven't had one.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about the fish?
unidentified
The fish is sterile.
elijah schaffer
Yes, and so...
unidentified
On acid.
elijah schaffer
So fishes on acid?
unidentified
Yes.
Yes, it's fighting Himalayan blue salmon.
Where?
It's fighting Himalayan blue salmon.
It passed the litmus fest.
elijah schaffer
How does it do it?
unidentified
It goes on acid.
elijah schaffer
How do we get more fish on acid?
unidentified
Oh, I don't know.
We have to find to get that shit back.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen a fish on cocaine?
No.
Would you eat a fish that's high?
unidentified
A what?
elijah schaffer
Would you eat a fish that's high?
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
Can we dance?
Can we do this?
unidentified
Can we get to this music?
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
What about you?
Are you happy you're running aborted?
unidentified
I'm okay with the decision, but I'd respect my mom's decision to choose otherwise.
elijah schaffer
Like, so if your mom aborted you, you'd be cool with that?
unidentified
Well, I mean, I wouldn't really have a, like, you know, opinion because I would be a fetus, so fetus doesn't really have an opinion.
Right.
elijah schaffer
And neither, like, do people in the hospital that are on life support.
My question is, is abortion a good thing or a bad thing?
unidentified
I would say that abortion is an important decision for any woman to be able to make if that's what she wants, because it's her agency, it's her body.
elijah schaffer
What's up, girls?
How are you doing tonight?
unidentified
Good, how are you?
elijah schaffer
I'm doing quite well.
So can I ask you guys a couple questions?
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so what is your opinion on abortion?
unidentified
No uterus, no opinion.
elijah schaffer
What do you think?
Do you have a uterus?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so what's your opinion?
unidentified
I can do what I want.
elijah schaffer
What about you?
unidentified
I think for a certain amount of months you can.
elijah schaffer
Like, when specifically?
unidentified
Like, you know, I think after two months, you know if you're pregnant or not.
So I think by then.
What about you?
elijah schaffer
Do you agree or disagree with your friends?
unidentified
I agree with them, yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
elijah schaffer
Do you guys disagree with each other on any points?
No, we're all pretty same ideas.
What's up, guys?
I have a question for you.
What would you say about abortion?
Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
That would be a pretty controversial answer.
So the question is, then, with that kind of controversy on your hat, I want to ask you this: then, were you aborted, or do you know anyone who was?
Right, which is exactly what I was thinking.
So, then, on that end of things, would you say that abortion should be legal or abortion should be illegal?
That is about the deepest I've ever heard, Red Man.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Since rape is obviously a terrible thing, and I think it's horrible, but is it true that then in a case of rape, should we cover up one terrible matter, which is violating some of the sexuality, and then cover it with killing a child?
Like, do you think it's the child's fault that it was born through rape?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
So, then, why would we kill a child?
Because they were born, like, they didn't choose how they were conceived.
I guess it's all up to the woman in that case.
So, like, women have the right to choose to kill or not?
unidentified
Yeah.
All up to the woman.
elijah schaffer
Is this your girlfriend over here?
Okay, so, what's up?
So, so, so, he just said that women have the right to kill when and if they want to.
So, the question is, is like, when do you think you have the right to kill or not?
unidentified
When?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He said it's like up to the woman to kill.
unidentified
I guess if you can't support it, but I would think just do adoption in that case.
There's no reason to kill it.
That's what.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, like, you as a developed fetus, right?
You're like a fully developed fetus.
Like, when is it okay to actually kill a fetus?
unidentified
When?
Probably when it's like not even developed at all.
Like, when it's like nothing, you know?
elijah schaffer
Like, when is that?
unidentified
The beginning.
I don't know.
Like, a week into it.
I mean, it's her body.
mike lusso
I don't know.
Did you know that the placenta and the umbilical cord is there to specifically separate the baby from the mother?
unidentified
No, I didn't.
mike lusso
So when women say that it's their body, it's actually not.
Because if it was their body, then the placenta and the umbilical cord wouldn't exist.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike lusso
Did you also know that 90%, more than 90% of abortions are done by healthy women on healthy babies?
unidentified
No, I didn't know that.
mike lusso
Yeah, it's only 1%, less than 1% is actually in cases of rape or incest.
unidentified
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
This is one weird abortion video.
unidentified
This has got to be the weirdest video we've ever made on a while.
elijah schaffer
This is weird.
Dude, reoccurring characters!
unidentified
Reoccurring characters!
Yeah!
Hey!
It's the daddy, baby!
Rocket hard this motherfucker!
Don't do that shit!
Nigga, we live out here!
elijah schaffer
Yay!
unidentified
Shoot!
elijah schaffer
It's rape!
They're from the transsexual Santa Monica video, and they're back!
Hey, guys, I don't know what we're making anymore.
I don't know what this video is, but I love it.
I love this song.
Do you remember that we talked to you guys about whether you would go with a tranny?
unidentified
Yeah!
I remember young niggas!
Yay!
I think it was late.
elijah schaffer
And hey, I bring him back.
unidentified
That's the one I said.
Where you at?
elijah schaffer
Where the little one at?
You said that you would sleep with them.
unidentified
You would sleep with them.
elijah schaffer
That was the other one.
No, that was you.
You said you would be a Bruce Jenner.
unidentified
Not him.
Yes, you said that was him and a gal, come and go down to God about it.
Dude, Gabbo's on.
What the fuck have you written?
Holy shit, I never get it.
mike lusso
You like Caitlin Jenner?
elijah schaffer
You wanted to do Caitlin Jenner.
unidentified
You remember that?
mike lusso
Like the fucking cat.
elijah schaffer
You wanted to do Caitlin Jenner and admit it.
unidentified
What up?
Y'all gonna believe him?
It was him.
elijah schaffer
You are on our videos.
You can't deny that.
unidentified
You're the one right there.
It was you.
elijah schaffer
It was you.
unidentified
Rob Representative.
It was him.
The truth doesn't play rock, it wasn't scissors.
It's laughing right now.
elijah schaffer
Listen, the truth does have plain rock, paper, scissors.
Are you just saying we didn't know because it was dark and everyone was dy- That's racist.
and I'm He had a knife in his hand.
unidentified
I didn't know what he was going to do.
He had a dildo in his hand.
I don't know.
I accept the rest of the name Saturn, okay?
All right.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
So what even is abortion?
And when does it matter to kill a child inside the womb?
unidentified
Is it killing a child inside the womb or is it not?
elijah schaffer
I mean, we have to kind of ask these questions to ourselves in these moments.
I mean, is what we're doing right or wrong?
Is there morality involved?
Should laws control what women do with their bodies?
Is it their body?
Is it a baby?
I want you to decide.
unidentified
I mean, let's keep talking to people and finding out the truth here.
elijah schaffer
What is abortion?
Does it matter?
Does it not?
And when does a baby become a baby?
This is Santa Monica, California.
Hope you guys enjoy.
Slightly offensive.
We try our best.
Hey, what's up, guys?
So what do you think about abortion?
Nope, nope.
No, we've already talked to them.
We're just doing this for fun.
This is not like for money or anything.
We're just filming for YouTube.
We wish we were making money, but let me ask you this.
If we went to Mars today and we found a cell on Mars, would we say that that cell is life?
Do you think we see a lot of articles like we found life on Mars?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So then why do people just call it like a ball of cells or a mush or just a thing?
Why don't people call it life?
unidentified
Because that makes it less worse when you like describe it like that.
It doesn't seem as bad, probably.
elijah schaffer
Right, because maybe that what's going on might actually be pretty terrible.
And by the way, I understand that like sex feels good.
I understand that like part of a lot of people's relationships involve sex.
Sometimes you get drunk, you don't wear a condom, etc., etc.
And you could end up pregnant when you didn't expect it.
And you might not be in a position that you think to provide for a kid.
But let me ask you something.
Does the value of a child to be born, is that dependent upon the convenience of the mother?
Or should we just allow children to be born because that's now their right as a human to have the human right to life?
unidentified
Y'all want to take it away?
I'm getting nervous now.
elijah schaffer
That's right.
It's called being red-pilled.
unidentified
I'm just like really saying that it's one of those things, man.
You know.
elijah schaffer
Do you ever smoke like weed for fun or whatever?
unidentified
No, I don't.
I don't.
elijah schaffer
And you know, some people kind of just get abortions like for fun.
Almost.
Like, they just get them.
They just have sex and use it as birth control.
unidentified
I'm for birth control.
elijah schaffer
Do you think abortions are a good form of birth control?
unidentified
I mean, God damn it.
Why you do me like this?
I mean, yeah, I guess, but it's like, if she doesn't want to have a child, then do you think it's better to put it up for adoption?
mike lusso
I mean, there are several options that can go place, but so you think just because the baby would be a burden, that she should just have the right to abort it?
unidentified
I can't say that because I'm not in that position.
mike lusso
Yeah, but for women who say that's the reason, they're saying I'm not fit to be a mother right now.
It would be a burden of my life.
They should have the right to abort that baby.
unidentified
If she thinks that she's not fit for having a baby, then you shouldn't have.
mike lusso
So basically, if it's a burden, then they should have to abort it.
So what if you're a burden to me?
unidentified
It depends on like what kind of cycle.
Like, if she's later on in the pregnancy, that's f***ed up, like, you're actually, because the baby has fully developed.
But before that, I don't think it's that much of a problem.
mike lusso
Okay, well, at any point, regardless, if we're going to say that the baby is a burden to the woman, therefore she should have an abortion.
If I just say, okay, you're a burden to me, should I be able to stab you in the brain?
unidentified
No, because I'm a grown-ass man, and that would be murder.
mike lusso
So what's the difference between you being a grown man and you and a one-day-old infant?
What's the difference in you two?
unidentified
That it doesn't have a conscience.
mike lusso
So you're saying babies, how do you determine that?
unidentified
Because the brain hasn't formed.
mike lusso
How do you determine that?
unidentified
You'll see it.
Where?
When like at a certain point the brain has to form before it doesn't have a conscience.
mike lusso
So scientists are able to determine whether a baby has a conscience or not.
unidentified
Yeah.
mike lusso
Where's the science on that?
You know, that's actually not science.
Now you're getting into morality.
Now you're getting to philosophy.
unidentified
I wouldn't say, like, I don't know about that, bro.
Say, what do you want me to say?
elijah schaffer
Let's see your best moves.
unidentified
Here we go.
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Here's Black Mike.
unidentified
Here he goes.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Watch this.
unidentified
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Stop.
unidentified
Here we go.
Come on.
elijah schaffer
That's right.
It's Black Mike.
He's getting it.
Slightly offensive.
He's getting slightly seductive.
You know what I'm saying?
unidentified
Like, basically, it's the mother's choice, you know?
I mean, there's nothing you can do to stop.
You could.
elijah schaffer
You could put laws in place.
unidentified
Well, laws in place.
They drink a beer, they drink like a tea, and they're boarded, you know?
That's all I'm telling you.
elijah schaffer
I have not heard that.
unidentified
But I'm telling you, man, there's tea that you drink and abort the baby.
You know, it's just normal, but yeah, we've been here We've shot here twice and they totally were cool with us.
elijah schaffer
They just said, yeah, it's fine.
As long as we just do it for fun.
Like one guy like you in a blue shirt.
Like, Bill, we could talk to somebody in charge.
I don't mind.
We're just having fun.
Sweet.
All right.
unidentified
Abortion is wrong.
I mean, and in my opinion, okay, 100%.
But there's nothing you can do, really, to stop it, you know?
I mean, it's, I mean, women, they will do it anyways, you know, it's just I just think of having a clinic for certain reasons, you know, for health reasons and such, you know, it's valid, you know.
I don't want a woman to do it themselves or some stuff and lose their, you know, whatever they have.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever met someone who was aborted?
unidentified
No.
Man, I know what you're saying.
No, of course not.
I'm a bum, you know that's?
But I eat every night and I'm clean every night because I believe in my God.
Now, I don't know who your God is or what you believe in, but I know my God got me.
And I know this.
Long as you got God, you never fail.
elijah schaffer
But see, everybody's mad at God.
unidentified
Don't be mad at God.
elijah schaffer
Be disciplined at the people, but this is how you forget people.
unidentified
Everybody, look at it as a child.
Now, you wouldn't kick a child, right?
You wouldn't kick a child, right?
I wouldn't kick a child.
You wouldn't hurt a child, right?
No.
And I wouldn't either.
Okay, so, but a grown man, you're hurting, right?
But you know how you stop hurting him?
elijah schaffer
This is what Jesus said.
unidentified
We're all God's children.
So when you go to, when that man does something to you, or that woman, this is how you think of it.
That's God's children.
Look at him as a child and you never hurt him.
elijah schaffer
That was one interview.
You know what, ladies and gentlemen, you will get...
unidentified
What's the topic?
What'd you ask him?
elijah schaffer
At this point, I don't even know what we're filming about.
I have no idea what that had to do with anything we were talking about.
But it was darn moving.
And I bet you, I just bet you that the editor is listening to this right now and that they are putting some massive theme music like orchestral music behind that guy's speech because that is I hope that was there.
Was that there?
It probably was there, huh?
unidentified
Probably.
elijah schaffer
That was some good orchestral music.
unidentified
What was the first question you even asked him?
elijah schaffer
I'm at this point, I'm so confused.
Yes.
unidentified
I just said that.
mike lusso
My name is Joseph Rente.
Joseph spelled like Muslim.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
mike lusso
Joseph is important in the Bible.
elijah schaffer
Joseph was what?
unidentified
God's stepdad, right?
mike lusso
Joseph was another person.
Joseph is important in the Bible.
unidentified
So there, I got a spiritual name, and I do believe in God, and I do believe in Christ.
But this thing, do you all?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
Talk to him.
All right.
Yes.
Okay, you said something about abortion.
Abortion's killing.
I personally believe that all babies should exist, but I do believe in the abortion of ice cubes.
All right.
Ice cubes, they take up too much room in our beverages, all right?
25% to be exact.
Ice cubes are also dirtier than the water in the toilet bowl, which is crap.
I mean, who wants dirty ice?
So be smart.
Avoid ice cubes, not children.
I've been thinking about abortion for a long time.
I worked at Planned Parenthood.
I was a gender and woman's studies major in college where reproductive justice was a very big part of my education.
elijah schaffer
That was a good choice.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, it was a very great Gregor major to have.
So yeah, working at Planned Parenthood was a really influential part of my decision as well because I worked with so many patients who were still considering whether or not to go through with such a big decision.
And so I was able to learn a lot more about a woman's body and what kind of thoughts go into that.
elijah schaffer
Did you ever see the fetus after it was aborted?
unidentified
No, I was a policy analyst, so I worked more on policy.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen a baby after it was aborted?
unidentified
No, I haven't.
elijah schaffer
The little hands, the little cranium, the little feet.
It's just like a little tiny baby.
Like they kind of rip it apart.
unidentified
I've seen pictures.
elijah schaffer
Does that move you at all?
unidentified
I think that it's moving to know what it must have taken for a woman to make such a decision and the strength that it must have taken for a woman to go through with that choice.
And I really admire women who are strong and who are able to make good decisions for them and for the world.
elijah schaffer
And I'm not just trying to appeal to your emotion, but like realistically, like person to person, when you see these little tiny torsos, right, these little tiny arms, these little tiny hands, you see this little tiny baby head that is in pieces, that it just looks like a baby in pieces, that doesn't shock you at all.
unidentified
Well, see, I would actually think that it's kind of wrong to even talk about that with somebody, not with me because I'm not considering it, but with somebody who was, a patient who was considering an abortion, I would say that that shouldn't even be a great question.
elijah schaffer
But every single medical operation that people have, they tell you like you could die.
They give you all the risks.
They show you pictures of what could happen, what couldn't happen.
So why would we make an exception for abortion if it's a medical procedure?
unidentified
And abortion is a very traumatic experience.
It can be a PTSD.
It can be a very triggering.
elijah schaffer
And like cancer and stuff.
unidentified
I'm sorry?
elijah schaffer
It can cause certain types of cancer, like cervical cancer, different types of cancer.
unidentified
Yes, yes.
So anyway, so I think that's a very traumatic experience already.
And to further trigger a patient and to further show them what is going to happen, I think that's already causing so much trauma.
And they don't really deserve to have to go through that.
elijah schaffer
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
Just kind of squeezing in.
Do you mind if I just do my monologue here real fast for my show?
Okay.
You guys keep talking.
It's totally fine.
All right.
So what we've been seeing here as we've been talking to people is when it comes to the opinion of whether abortion is a good or a bad thing, what we find is that people are pretty split.
And what we're finding now is that once you begin to talk to people and explain to them really what's going on inside the womb, their opinion changes.
Now this video is not meant to change your mind and tell you abortion is good or an abortion is bad.
What it's trying to do is show you that the argument about abortion pretends to be settled, but it's not.
And a Supreme Court decision doesn't determine morality.
And what a society and how a society values human life determines the length and the life of that society.
And I believe as Americans that we're better than this.
I believe as Americans that we can talk about these things.
If you believe in abortion, that's your right.
And that's fine.
Nice scooter, sweet scooter.
But the reality is, is that, you know what?
We should at least be allowed to talk about these things.
Because, you know, that's where civil discussion comes.
One of us is right, one of us is wrong.
Is abortion right or is it wrong?
That's going to be up for you to decide.
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Do you think abortion is right?
Do you think abortion is wrong?
Should it be legalized?
Should it not?
Under what circumstances?
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We'll see you next time.
You got to put this on, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like a head condom.
It's just like perfect.
Okay, hold up.
My mom always said I had a big head.
We're slightly protected and slightly offensive.
Yes!
So how does this work?
Okay, so go ahead and.
All right, I'm going.
unidentified
Yes.
Come through, coming through.
elijah schaffer
What's up, guys?
Whoa, look at this.
I'm just getting this pretty good here, guys.
This is Slightly Offensive.
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