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Sept. 30, 2023 - Blood Money
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Blood Money Episode 56 w/ Gerard Michaels “Comedy in the Age of Tyranny”
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Bad Money here. Today we have a very special guest, Gerard Michaels.
How you doing, sir? What's up, man?
What's happening, man? Man, it's awesome to have.
Your comedy is amazing, bro.
I've been watching some of the stuff you did with the mafia guys.
I mean, I was laughing my ass off.
Tell me, you know, what have you been up to?
What's your kind of modus operandi in this crazy world?
You're talking about the Sabatini Family Protection Agency?
Bro, that's the only thing that's going to work nowadays, man.
You know what I'm saying with these tyrants?
I think so. I tend to agree with you, man.
That's from something called That Show Tonight.
ThatShowTonight.com.
It's a monthly subscription-based sketch show where we do kind of like centrist and right-of-center perspective.
Not everything's political, but the political stuff seems to get the most attention.
But... It's a sketch comedy show that we say is for the rest of America.
It's non-corporate. We make fun of things that really are low-hanging fruit that Saturday Night should be plucking, but they refuse to.
Saturday Night Live and shit? You're talking about Saturday Night Live?
Yeah, we do a live show.
Basically, we take all the donations and the support.
We've got a couple thousand subscribers and And we put on a live show for them that goes out to those guys and it's out of Ronkonkoma, New York.
Michael Loftus is the showrunner.
He's a very, very funny guy.
He's on Gutfeld all the time.
Nice. Yeah, I'm a writer and a performer and if people can check out that show tonight, if they like the Sabatinis, they'll like that.
And then I also perform comedy and I got a show every Monday and Friday on Gas Digital Network called Slick and Thick with the great Mickey Gall, UFC fighter Mickey Gall.
That's awesome, man.
It's fun, man. I mean, I'm kind of...
A little bit like yourself.
I've been on the other side of it.
I come from the TV world and I found myself pretty much ostracized for having an opinion that was outside of the allowed narrative.
You just gotta make it your own way, man.
So for the people listening right now, You know, thank you for listening and giving a shot and giving, you know, America Happens Network a shot and people like us, giving independent people a chance to be heard.
It's our way of fighting back.
It's awesome. Exactly, exactly.
We're busting our ass over here trying to take over this insane mainstream media.
And, you know, you and I both know, I mean, we work in the industry, you know, we know what's up.
Before this call, we were talking about how I burned bridges with a thousand Facebook friends just talking smack.
They're not used to hearing that smack.
You know what's funny about all this?
Hollywood is not just about Republican-Democrat.
I remember a time when I was flirting with Bernie Sanders and digging his message and stuff.
And to be honest with you, that was a huge mistake.
At the time, I was younger and naive.
But even that was freaking him out.
The fact that I was more of a pro-Bernie versus Hillary in that primary.
And it's just strange.
I would say Bernie was like saying Trump in front of them.
It's almost like they're in a box that you can't get out of.
Well, it's funny you say that, right?
And Hillary was caught.
Dianne Feinstein and Donna Brazile ratted her out that they completely rigged the primary for Hillary.
And then it's hilarious, four years later, if you say that the election was rigged, or sorry, erection, I had Chuck Schumer in my mind there, if the election was rigged, You're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
You're a kook. You're a right-wing nutjob.
I'm sitting here going, wait a minute.
So these people will rig an election against their own side, but they would never rig an election against the people they hate.
I don't care if you're a Republican, Democrat, left-wing, right-wing.
I don't care. Stop treating us like we're idiots.
Stop treating us like we're morons.
When it really comes down to us, what you're telling us to do is not trust our own eyes.
That's when I'm just like, alright.
Really what they do, especially in our end, dude, if you're SAG in New York right now, you still have to wear a mask on set.
It's so insane, dude.
It's your sag in New York.
You know, Joey Gilbert's one of the guys that we have on our America Happens network.
He actually did an episode a few days ago.
You know, in 300 BC, like 2300 years ago, they proved that masks don't work.
Really? I didn't know that.
It's like 300 BC, they had some kind of plague they used, and they were like, oh, this shit doesn't work, you know?
Listen, brother, who cares?
The facts don't matter anymore.
Data doesn't matter. Blindly trust the science.
If Lord Emperor Fauci says throw the babies in the volcano to end COVID, there's 150 million Americans that are going to stand on Mount St.
Helens chucking their baby inside.
Let's just call it what it is.
Exactly. Everybody still wearing a mask alone in the car right now is the first in line to chuck a baby in the volcano so we have crops in the spring.
There's no convincing them otherwise.
You know, this blind faith for authority drives me out of my mind.
And you talk about the industry wasn't always like this.
It used to be an industry full of rebels.
I went from writing for Chris Christie, I was an aide in the Chris Christie administration in Jersey, to my first television gig was writing for the Wendy Williams show.
So imagine the dichotomy there.
That's something that could never happen ever.
And, you know, my boss, my first boss, producer, you know, Pat Riley, LGBTQ plus gentleman, one of the best bosses I've ever had.
This is like, it's almost like, you know, we had the Cold War.
It's almost like we've had a cold civil war.
Nobody wants to acknowledge it, but we've been living through 10 years of a cold civil war where the balkanization, you have your side, I have my side, never the twain shall meet.
You know, it's a really disgusting thing because that's what really makes, especially for comedy.
Comedy is about holding up a mirror to ourselves.
If I make fun of you nonstop, I'm not funny, I'm a bully.
If I make fun of you, but then I turn it into, hey, but I do the same thing too, and that's a shared human experience, that's comedy.
That's taking vulnerability and exposing it, and we're better for it, right?
Comedy really has a connective tissue.
What we've experienced is activism that's parading itself as comedy.
It's not funny because activism is not supposed to be funny.
You're supposed to take activism seriously, right?
So it's inherently unfunny.
And then when you only pick on one side, one side, one side...
You're a bully. And there's nobody less funny on earth than a bully.
So now you have those two things where you have an activist and a bully trying to do comedy, and that's where the industry is now.
Historically speaking, whenever we have these terrible periods of art, art always dictates the power of a society, how well they're doing, how evolved they are.
And this age is like dark ages of art.
I don't think there's anything being...
I mean, unless... Other than people like you that are actually doing, you know, still groundbreaking interesting material, it's just definitely not happening on mainstream.
It's in the dark ages.
Well, that's an interesting perspective.
I wonder, you know, do you think art is, you know, downstream of culture?
Because I think what is being presented as art...
Isn't necessarily art.
It's propaganda posing as art, right?
It's Joseph Goebbels 101.
Sorry to interrupt you, but that's what it is.
It's basically just another version of the Ministry of Truth under Joseph Goebbels, you know?
Totally. Yeah, yeah.
And sadly enough, but you know why I get mad at about this?
And Republicans get pissed at me, and Libertarians, they really get pissed at me.
Compete! These actors don't want to be commies.
These actors don't want to be kowtowing.
You think John Cena woke up one day and was like, wow, I really better get the Chinese CCP on my side.
Compete. Where's the American dollar?
Where's the investment in the art?
I'm a dyed-in-the-wool capitalist.
I'm a free market guy.
But one thing capitalism really doesn't do a great job of is art.
Because we talk about that show tonight.
Thank God for our angel investors.
We're losing money doing that.
Yeah. Tragic, by the way.
Tragic, because you guys, and I'm serious about this.
Viewers out there, that shit is like a thousand times funnier than Saturday Night Live.
Turn off Saturday Night Live, watch this show, because you guys are actually doing interesting shit.
It's actually funny. I appreciate that.
We try, and we want to speak for the people who are voiceless.
We don't have any Pfizer money, so we're going after.
We have nothing that we can't go after.
There's a weird thing, there's an interesting thing where everybody has access to all of this, everything online.
You talk about you guys are on Rumble.
Look at a guy like Russell Brand.
Look at the career Russell Brand has had.
Look at the career he's put together.
And now he finds himself on Rumble.
Having to make guest appearances on Bill Maher because he just had the audacity to question the narrative.
Yeah, did they shut down his account yet on YouTube?
I know they were giving him strikes at one point.
They did, I believe. I believe they did.
He shut down his like six, seven million account.
Yes. Oh, damn, dude.
That is just insane, man.
So think about that. But then they want to call somebody else a book burner.
That's book burning. Yeah.
That's censorship. Dude, it's straight out of, like, this is the thing that I tell people.
I've actually read Mein Kampf, you know?
I've read, like, the book by, what's-his-face, the Chinese current president and stuff.
Xi Jinping? Dude, like, we're literally, like, Mein Kampf is the blueprint to everything our government's doing.
And then they tell us, oh, Nazis, bad, this, that.
Well, why are you following fucking Hitler's prototype?
Yeah, and beyond that, you know, they have no problem with left-wing genocide.
It's very strange, right?
Like, Nazis are bad.
Everybody agrees. But then you try to present the communists as being equally, if not worse, equally bad, if not worse, and you get all of this cognitive dissonance.
No, well, you listen, you know, you got to break a couple eggs to make an omelet.
Really? So it's weird.
The left-wing in America is really okay with genocide.
They're perfectly okay with it, as long as it's not racially motivated genocide.
You know, it's like, oh, those Kulaks, they had a chance to get on board.
You know, the Cultural Revolution, well, it brought China into the 21st century.
Yeah, 100 million people died, man.
100 million people died.
And this whole cancel culture thing, on one level it's bullshit.
You can only get cancelled if you allow yourself to be.
Yeah, exactly. But the other side of it is how many of my own friends We're just okay with me getting demonetized and okay with me getting deplatformed for things that I've been proven right.
Not even controversial statements.
I got kicked off of Facebook.
I had 125,000 followers on Facebook.
I got kicked off for six months for doing a live about how there's no way that this came from a bat and you'd have to be an absolute moron not to connect the dots to the Wuhan lab.
You know, this is two years ago.
They kicked me off for six months, demonetized me, and my friends were telling me, yeah, and I can't sell tickets, I can't promote my shows, and my friends are telling me, well, you shouldn't have said that.
Okay, like, okay, okay.
Seriously, like, you shouldn't have said that.
Like, you're kowtowing to fucking communism, basically.
Yeah, that's the part of it that's been really disappointing, I think.
Is how many people, and maybe you feel differently, I don't know, but I would have never thought you'd be able to shut New York down for three years for any reason.
And then when they did the whole racism is a virus too thing, where it's like, hey, we have to shut every business down.
And if it saves just one life, but also let's march through the streets 200,000 strong, shoulder to shoulder, Yeah, but by the way, you can only have 12 people on set and you got to lay off half your workforce.
It made no sense whatsoever.
And the fact that none of those people were held accountable is the saddest.
It's probably going to be the saddest thing ever in my life.
In addition to people who were forced to put something in their body they may or may not have wanted.
Those poor people that are having adverse effects, I feel terrible for them.
We talked to a lot of the lawyers that are involved in those lawsuits.
I mean, that's a straight-up Holocaust of never-seen-before proportions, especially if you listen to some of these doctors that are not from the mainstream, like Peter McCullough, who says that at least a billion people are going to die because of adverse reactions from this vaccine.
Peter McCullough? It says a billion people?
A billion people.
And they are dropping like flies already.
And you know what's funny?
Whenever there's cameras pointing, the reason why we're seeing so many athletes collapse is because athletes have cameras on them.
You and I don't have cameras.
If, like, one of our friends, because they took the, you know, the death jab or whatever, all of a sudden gets myocarditis and dies...
It's not like there's cameras on that, dude, but it is happening.
And the reason I know it's happening is because I'm friends with all these lawyers that are trying to find ways of suing and, you know, going against these statutes of limitations and all that stuff.
But they have the evidence. Like, this shit is for real.
It's anecdotal, but I have two people in my life that were both 30 years old.
30 years old, heart attacks, and they died, and it was beyond tragic.
Dude, that's never, ever happened in history.
That is 100% the VACs.
You hate to speculate, but in order for them to keep their jobs, they both worked in healthcare, in order for them to keep their jobs, they had to not only get vaxxed, but they had to get boosted.
At some point, I shouldn't speculate.
But I feel like there should be a serious investigation into it.
You know what? Tell me I'm wrong.
Tell me that it's anecdotal and prove to me it's wrong so I can put my mind at ease.
Don't just tell me I'm an idiot and shut up.
Prove I'm an idiot and I will shut up.
Please. I'm begging you.
Please. Shut me up.
I don't want to talk about this shit anymore.
I don't want to.
Just do Run a couple studies, make all the data public, and we'll shut up.
I think that that's the thing that people really don't understand, and maybe you feel the same way.
I never wanted to be right about any of this stuff.
Yep, yep. It sucks.
It sucks. Being right about this means being, like, excommunicated from people that you know and being called names.
I mean, it just sucks that we'd have to put up with this.
But the truth, I mean, it's like, how do you stand up for lies when you know the truth is out there?
Yeah. Me and Carol Ann, I toured with a woman, Carol Ann Miljavik.
She's amazing, amazing comedian.
And we got dropped. We got dropped by our agency after, I mean, we're talking about selling out We did a 55-show tour.
We sold out 40-something shows in middle America, post-pandemic, and they dropped us.
And one of the reasons is we wouldn't do shows that required a VAX mandate.
We just said we're not going to do it.
Good for you, man. Hell yeah.
Yeah, I mean, if you want to do the VAX, take it.
I don't care. I'll be 100% honest.
I'm not vaxxed, but there's people in my family that are.
It's a personal decision.
Go for it. Yeah.
By the way, by the way, one thing I want to mention.
This is for the viewers. This is for you, right?
Because we're very involved in this whole, you know, vax, the injuries and all that stuff, right?
There are ways, we've done episodes, actually episode number 54 with Dr.
Nuzma, where he talks about a specific substance called chlorine dioxide.
The FDA hates chlorine dioxide because chlorine dioxide actually works.
One of the things that, and I'm not a doctor, this is just my opinion, so...
Me talking out of opinion, you know, as far as personal use, I've seen how it does help.
And one of the things that does help with, according to some of these doctors, is killing spike proteins in people's bodies because what's happening is a lot of people are shedding.
And you and I are not vaxxed, but we could get all that crap within us where our system starts operating like we're vaxxed.
And so chlorine dioxide apparently is one of the ways to get rid of the spike proteins.
And for people that have been vaccinated that are worried that they're going to have adverse reactions, myocarditis, all that stuff, a lot of these doctors that are working out of the mainstream and not, you know, beholden to insurance companies have been talking about chlorine dioxide.
So for the viewers out there, if you're worried, check out episode 54 of Blood Money.
There's a lot of great information there, including links on how to get this stuff.
Interesting. You know, and on top of it, you know, like, work out.
Like, I mean, like, everything that they told us to do, you know, they're like, take this, don't take that.
Like, hey, how about vitamin C? How about zinc?
How about ginger? How about turmeric?
How about workout? How about get sunshine?
How about go in the ocean? Exactly.
And I'm not some, like, holistic hippie.
I think medicine has its place.
But I also worked for a brief period of time in the pharmaceutical industry.
And I'm telling you right now, When they did two things right off the bat that were the biggest red flags to me where I was like, I will be the last person on earth.
This might be a miracle drug.
God bless everybody if it is, but I will be the very last person on earth to get it.
When they said that it's completely safe for pregnant women, But they had said that they had been developing it for five months.
I was like, that's a huge red flag.
Because, I mean, how the hell can you know?
How can you possibly know?
All right, that's number one. Number two, when they said you couldn't sue, I'm like, all right.
So they're lying about its efficacy.
And then, oh, by the way, you can't sue us.
So they're hedging on, they're lying and they're hedging.
You guys go ahead. You guys go ahead.
Yeah, yeah. I honestly didn't need to know anything else.
Yeah, yeah. And it's also from...
You're talking about Dr.
Peter McCullough, Robert Kennedy, and these guys.
I spoke with this other doctor.
I won't say his name. He's a good friend of mine.
And he's very pro-Western medicine.
He's pro-other vaccines.
His biggest beef is that we even call these vaccines.
He's like, this isn't a vaccine.
This is gene therapy. mRNA is not a vaccine.
It's not... To my knowledge, the way the vaccine works is that you take a heavily diluted version, an almost dead version of the virus, you introduce it to your immune system, your immune system creates the antibodies necessary to fight it, it fights off the disease, and then you then have the The capacity to fight it when it's in the wild at its greater strength.
This was messenger RNA. This was gene therapy.
So his biggest beef is that we even call it a vaccine because now the problem he sees is now his people that got vaccinated are coming in and saying, well, what about my children and all these other vaccines?
So now it's had a cascading effect on all of the medicine that he prescribes.
People don't trust medicine anymore.
They don't trust what they're being told.
They don't trust the experts.
And frankly, I don't blame them.
I think the science community has done amazing things.
For us as humans. But they've set themselves back 20, 25 years as far as us trusting them blindly is concerned.
There's no way that you can be paying attention to what's happened.
And say, I'm going to blindly trust industrial medicine or industrial science at this point.
You'd be a moron.
Yeah, you know what was eye-opening to me?
I mean, this is way back. A buddy of mine, when I was, I think I was in junior high, I actually went to the first Iraq war, and while he was there, the government pumped him with some kind of anti, what was it, anti-chemical warfare medication, and he died of leukemia.
Yeah. You know, soon after, a lot of other people that were injected with this died of leukemia.
And so this was not a new thing to me, the fact that the government would take these steps, not thinking about our health, injecting us with experimental medication with serious adverse effects like cancer and death.
Listen, man, anybody listening to Blood Money, if you think the government cares about you, I have two words.
Operation Northwoods.
Mm-hmm. Just Google Operation Northwoods and understand that those people didn't go anywhere, man.
Those people are appointed, and they have those jobs forever, and they appointed their replacements who are in there right now.
We're looking at communism, basically, that's already being ingrained on a secret deep state level.
For sure. For sure.
Corporatism would probably be the best way to describe what we have right now.
We blame everything on capitalism, but we really don't have capitalism.
We have corporatism, and you're right, where corporatism is much more akin to communism than capitalism.
You're of Italian descent, right?
Irish. I'm Irish. I'm just from Brooklyn and Jersey.
Everybody thinks from that area.
The Italians, for some reason, planted their flag and Our entire culture is now their culture for some reason, these guys.
That's awesome. I love that skit you did with the mobsters.
Tell me, how did you get inspired to do that whole thing?
Well, yeah. Me and Michael Loftus, we wrote that.
The Sabatini family has three sketches so far.
Basically, I have been around the mob guys my whole life.
And then I directed a very serious, it's not comedy at all, it's a serious 10-part sit-down called Mafia States of America with Michael Franzese and Sammy Gravano.
And Michael Franzese actually has a book called Mafia Democracy where It's very interesting because Sammy Gravano and Michael Francis, they didn't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
They don't really like each other.
I've seen arguments with them, actually.
They hate each other, it seems like.
Yeah. So I directed that series.
And the thing that they 100% agreed on was that...
The government's the new mob.
So, the government at the federal level took a lot of mob tactics and they implement them.
According to them. This is not me.
According to them. You know, like, there's things that they got rid of the mob, but they didn't get rid of, like, the mob vigs.
They just took them, right? So, simple things like, you know, no-bid contracts.
Well, we're going to get rid of the mafia and But we're going to keep the entire system and now we're just going to give the bids to our donors.
So they assimilated the corruption.
And that's fairly easy to prove, frankly.
Good old days when the mob was in charge.
I mean, we're here broadcasting out of Las Vegas, and frankly, a lot less shady stuff.
I mean, I'm talking shady, dirty, pedophilia nonsense would be happening.
I mean, I don't see the mobsters being down with that, like delivering young girls to hotel rooms and stuff.
No, that's what they say.
They say, hey, look, you know, we stole from you just like they stole from me, but at least you got something for your money.
We kept the community clean.
And, you know, so basically that's where the whole idea of the Sabatinis came from is like, Hey, you know, if you're playing by their rules that they don't even play by, you're not a good guy.
You're a sucker. So don't be a sucker.
Don't be a sucker. Call the Sabatinis.
We know the game because we invented the game.
You know what I'm saying? That's awesome.
Yeah. So you call the Sabatini family and the Sabatini, maybe, you know, maybe...
Maybe there's a homeless problem out in front of your business.
You're going out of business.
Maybe the government's not doing nothing about it.
Maybe you call the Sabatini family and the homeless guy goes for the next block.
By the way, your audio is becoming a little muffled.
I don't know if something hit the microphone or something.
Maybe I'm dying here.
How's that? Is that better? Yeah, it's better.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah.
So what are you up to next?
What are you working on right now?
Well, I'm going to be going on tour in...
Late April, June, and July here.
But really, I'm just very excited about the two shows, Slick and Thick with Mickey Gall.
If you guys can, check that out.
We go live every Monday and Friday at 1 p.m.
Eastern on Gas Digital Network.
And then you can see all of our clips on YouTube.
And Instagram mostly.
But I'm very interested in seeing how Rumble grows.
I think I want to be a part of what Rumble stands for.
We just have to make sure that we have the same access to audience.
That's a trick.
You don't have, you know, YouTube definitely grows faster.
In this current climate, it's not safe to be on YouTube, man, because we, for example, we're doing this right now, right?
We'll post it live on our Rumble account.
We'll post it live on YouTube.
I guarantee you we're going to get a strike for this on YouTube.
And once you get three strikes, your account's done.
It really sucks. It's an authoritarian, just a shitty platform, man.
I mean, and I look at YouTube now, there used to be so much interesting content on YouTube.
Now I go on there and it's like, you know, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird.
It's like, you know, anything that's slightly like questions authority or whatever, they don't want it on there.
Yeah, well, Google's 100% or Alphabet's 100% sold out to the deep state and the CCP. And it's very interesting, man.
I used to be on the PBD podcast with Patrick and David.
I used to co-host that for a bunch of episodes.
We had a CIA agent on.
Forgive me, I'm sorry. We had a CIA agent, an ex-CIA agent, who ran for Congress.
Yeah. We kind of ran through this topic, and I don't know why.
And I've asked this guy to come on multiple times since, and he's not coming back on with Slick and Thick.
But Matt Zeller was his name.
Very interesting guy, right?
And he all but admitted to global federalism being the goal of the CIA. You know, I'm talking about the CIA. He said the idea of the nation state is antiquated.
The idea of borders is asinine.
We live in a global economy, a global society.
We need a global government.
And we were running up against time, so Patrick kind of powered through the topic.
But I was like, time out.
This is proof of the Illuminati right here.
We're talking about a guy who worked in the Central Intelligence Agency telling us that the Central Intelligence Agency is advocating and maneuvering for global federalism.
Anybody that has any idea of global understanding, even the most pedantic understanding of global politics, it's so easy to see these NGOs are trying to engineer this one world government.
Yeah. Now, I am of the opinion, having read a lot about Xi Jinping and obviously Vladimir Putin and some of these other despotic individuals, I think Democrats and these people at the CIA, they want a global federalist system because they think they're going to sit at the head of that table.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they are.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think that they're going to help implement it, and then they're going to expect these despots to engage in some sort of democratic oligarchy with their aristocrats, and they're not going to do it.
Yeah. They're going to kill who they need to kill to get the power that they want to get.
I mean, Putin, when he went in power, he told the oligarchs, I don't know if people know this story, but he basically told them, look, you could have your wealth or you could basically not be around anymore.
You could be dead. Yeah. Choose which one you want.
But you're not going to participate in Russian politics.
He got rid of them all in terms of their influence.
What did G do with the pro-Western...
What did they have? The council?
I don't want to get this wrong, but I read it.
I actually got the book right up there, The War on the West.
They had their council of 10, and he had just taken power.
And he goes around and says, who thinks that we should strengthen our position with the West?
And half of them, five or six of them, was either half or more than half, said, absolutely.
We've never had a better relationship with the West.
We're making good money.
We're fostering a good relationship.
They're becoming an ally.
The next day, they were all gone.
Never to be seen or heard from again.
Wow. Their position was being allies is good and we're making money.
Yeah. And he still didn't want that.
He said absolutely not. Yeah, I mean, you know, part of me is also...
We did another episode recently with Austin Steinbart.
I mean, I hate to say it.
I love this country. I love the Constitution.
There's things about this country that make it the greatest country in the world.
But also our government, just like deceptively they're trying to screw us over now, make us, you know, essentially slaves and stuff in this digital system.
They've screwed over so many countries out there that how could you trust the United States of America?
How could you trust them? It's...
One of the saddest days of your life is when you learn that your parents are just like normal humans.
That they screw up and that they've made mistakes too.
It's like that with the government.
It's like, man, I love, love, love this country.
I played minor league baseball for five years.
I've been a comedian for ten.
I've been traveling in this country for my entire adult life.
I've been everywhere this place has to...
To offer. And it's just an amazing place full of incredible people.
Incredible culture.
They say we don't have culture.
There's like 15 different cultures around this country.
They're nuts. They're full of shit.
I don't know what you're talking about, you know? Yeah, they're nuts.
You go to New Orleans, it's one thing.
You go to Texas, it's another thing.
I mean, Virginia. It's just all these places.
And it's so much more diverse than Europe, if you ask me.
I've been to Europe. Seattle. Yeah.
Seattle. Nashville. Yeah.
Nashville, brother. Yep.
Yeah, and Las Vegas is my favorite place on earth.
But you're so right.
There's different cultures within states.
I grew up in Jersey. One part of New Jersey is a New York culture, and other parts of Philadelphia culture, and other parts of beach culture.
It's an amazing place, but our government has lost its way.
Eisenhower saw it coming.
He said, the military-industrial complex, you better nip it in the bud or it's going to eat us.
And it did. It did.
And we live in the...
Every day is a new example of moral hazard.
When you allow people to become billionaires by imprisoning their neighbor, making their neighbor sick, Our lives today are at higher risk than they were three years ago.
They've made us less wealthy while making themselves more wealthy.
They've made us less healthy.
Everything about our quality of life today is quantifiably worse than it was even five years ago.
And they've profited immensely from that.
And nothing's happened to them.
Yeah. So moral hazard, you know, why would they stop?
Why would they stop? You know, you brought up the CIA issue.
And what's interesting, I don't know if you know about this, but Washington, D.C. is not even really part of this country.
It's like its own independent district, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same thing with London.
London's not a part of the UK. Exactly.
And you know what's interesting is the jurisdiction.
London City. Yeah, the jurisdiction for a lot of stuff that we're talking about is Washington, D.C., which is basically a foreign territory.
They essentially report to the City of London, which is not part of London.
It's another foreign territory.
That controls our legal profession.
That's where the bar is, right?
In the City of London.
And by the way, all these pieces are connected.
So when you have these CIA individuals talking like globalists, Their allegiance is not the United States of America.
Already by virtue of the fact that Washington, D.C. is a district, not a part of the United States of America, already that starts to become very suspicious.
Because why isn't that shit in Kansas?
Why is it its own independent district that literally directly answers to another independent district that's not really part of England?
Well, 100%. Their allegiance is not to America.
Their allegiance is to their financiers.
Exactly. Right? I mean, if we're really going to...
If we're really going to get down to it, our government is not beholden to its constituents.
It's beholden to its donors.
And those donors are international in nature now.
Why would anybody care what you or me say?
We don't donate our time.
We don't donate our money.
We bitch moan.
We hold them accountable.
But if somebody abroad says, hey, I think it would be really great for you to engage in this proxy war with Russia.
I'll make sure $60 billion comes back to you through FTX. I'll make it worth your while.
And that's not just the Democrats, man.
That's the Republicans as well.
It's a unit party. It's the uniparty.
The Democrats are the spearhead on it.
They're the powerful ones, but it's a uniparty and the idea of voting them out, for who?
Yeah. For who? Just more bought and sold individuals.
I mean, when you have such big money in politics, having run for office, one thing became very apparent.
You're running for a congressional seat, you're making $180,000 to $200,000, something around there per year.
To win that congressional seat costs you $3 to $5 million.
Think about that. The reason why JFK and Donald Trump are so unique is because they're independently wealthy.
why they spoke the way they spoke. Now when these people are essentially bitches to all these globalists, not independently, they don't like that kind of person. They love the Joe Bidens because those guys will take the payola, basically do whatever they want. Somebody like a Donald Trump or a JFK has got more money than you know you could use in five generations, they don't have to So basically the point I'm trying to make is the system inherently is flawed.
You're basically having to sell yourself to people, be their bitch basically, right?
Because you got a 2.8 million or 3.8 million or 4.8 million differential between what you're getting paid and what it costs to go into office.
So the system is based upon oligarchy on that principle alone.
Plus, why would anybody, you know, if it was not corrupt, if it were not corrupt, Why would anybody spend five million to get a $200,000 job?
Exactly. Exactly.
They're already going in there as prostitutes.
That's the thing. It's like, you can't really, you can't, I mean, I hate to say it, that's what it is, you know?
And it's like, unless you break that system, unless you break the lobby system, unless you take the money out of it, how are we going to compete with like 10 lobbyists, farming lobbyists per congressional member?
Well, I just, I've also lost faith in the electorate.
Look, I, I, I, We know these guys are crooks, but it's just like I yell at my Republican friends.
Sam Smith was on the Grammys promoting Satanism.
Okay, where's your Grammys?
Sam Smith made $10 million that night.
He sold $10 million worth of merch on his website when he went on those Grammys.
Where's yours? Where's your show?
Where's your talented people that you're promoting?
It's the same thing with the electorate.
We know this is stupid.
And then we go and we elect John Fetterman.
He's literally a zombie.
Might not even be alive.
We have no idea. Elected him.
Elected him. So this idea where it's like, we gotta get out and vote.
For who? Yeah.
For who? Yeah.
They got it rigged.
Forget it with this.
This next election is going to be a nightmare.
Nightmare. Nightmare. I don't know how much longer as a country we can keep having conflict without conflict resolution.
It's just not the way humans are.
The mail-in balloting is a joke.
You're going to tell me that I can have my phone right here and I can facial ID myself and do all of my banking secured.
I can do all of these but I can't vote off my phone.
A mail-in ballot with my signature is somehow more secure than just an app on my phone.
It's a joke. They're doing it specifically too cheap.
It's a crisis of stupidity and a crisis of cowardice because you have a lot of stupid people.
I hate to say it. You said it about your buddy.
Why are you talking about that he said to you?
I'm sorry. I got a lot of friends like that too.
I love them, but they're fucking cowards.
Yep. Cowards. And I'm chief among them.
I'm Chief Coward.
I'm King Coward.
I know it's bullshit. I know it's bullshit, but I'm not giving my life up for this.
I'm not going to stand in the front lines.
I know what happened on January 6th.
It's a crime against humanity that these people are in jail.
We are literally victims of crimes against humanity.
They made us sick.
They bankrupted us.
They stole years of our lives, time.
The only commodity that you cannot get more of, they took it from us, and we've done nothing.
We've demanded nothing.
We've held nobody accountable.
Why would they ever stop?
So believe me, I'm the king coward.
I know what they're doing.
I know who's doing it, and I don't do shit about it.
I'll lie and I'll complain.
I'll make some jokes, but...
Well, I don't know. I disagree with you on that because the fact that you're actually talking about it, the fact that you're putting in money, the fact that you guys are going into your own pockets to put shows out there, which, by the way, if you decided to, you know, basically go to the mainstream media route, be an SNL guy, I mean, you get paid for that stuff, right?
But you've decided to take this harder road.
So I don't know. I don't see you as a coward.
I actually see you as one of the people taking action and investing your own time and money into what's happening, you know?
I appreciate that. And I do appreciate that.
And we have made a significant investment in both time and money to kind of fight back.
And you're right. It would have been easier to just shut up, especially in my career, toe the line.
But I didn't have it in me.
I didn't have it in me. I made the decision early on that, you know, Who cares?
Does anybody remember who the funniest comedian during the Weimar Republic is?
You know what I'm saying?
When you're facing an existential crisis, which I really think this is an existential crisis, I really truly believe this is the fight of our time.
This is our Vietnam. This is our World War II. It's a Cold War, so it's hard to say that.
When you say these things out loud, you sound like an idiot.
This is an information war.
It's a propaganda war.
It's like waves against a cliff.
They're constant and they're perpetual.
It's over and over.
You can't watch a basketball game without some sort of programming.
You can't pick up a candy bar without propaganda on it.
It's constant. Yes, putting some money into it, putting your money where your mouth is, is absolutely what I'm willing to do.
But really, The T should be in the fucking harbor, bro.
Excuse my language. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
That should be a t-shirt, by the way.
The T should be in the fucking harbor, man.
That's a good t-shirt right there to make.
That's it. That's yours.
Take it. You can have the merch. Put it towards the cause.
Go for it. I was just at Bike Week up in Daytona.
I want to convince some of these old vets to ride one more time, guys.
Oh, you went to Daytona for Bike Week?
Yeah, yeah. I had a gig up there.
I used to go there all the time.
I used to go there all the time when I was doing television.
Yeah, I want to tell these 20,000 old, and they love America, man.
They love America there.
I want to tell these guys, take these bikes up to D.C. and put some pressure.
Put some pressure on them.
I would think these guys, rebels and all that, freedom riders and all that, I thought they'd be right in Washington, D.C. with the rest of them.
Freedom. You know what? I was shocked.
I was shocked at how diverse it was, frankly.
Because again, like you said, they get the idea of this is like a white supremacist right-wing thing, and it's Very diverse.
Very diverse. Proud Boys is 55% non-white, including the guy that ran it, and yet it was a white supremacist group.
It's interesting how they do that. Yeah, and you know, it's systemic.
I mean, the idea of Black Lives Matter being a Marxist group is always...
I'll never write a joke that funny.
So the argument is that the government, the system, is against...
Black people. So the solution then becomes a bigger, stronger, more powerful system.
Figure that one out. And if you look at the history, the only people that have been hunting the black people have actually been the system.
If you look at it historically in the last 50 years, as far as systematic, and I'm talking about the CIA, FBI, there's definitely been efforts, three strike laws, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, destruction of the black family, abortion in the black community.
I mean, it's just kind of like they've already performed that holocaust on the black population.
Oh, yeah. Like, you know, we are like white people are the issue.
No, it's your government that's the issue, like with everything else.
Yeah, I mean, Margaret, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more, you know, repellent racist than Margaret Sanger, who, you know, I'm sure your audience knows, you know, is the purveyor of Planned Parenthood.
You know, she literally created Planned Parenthood so that the government would subsidize the killing of black babies.
She wanted less black babies in the world, and that's what Planned Parenthood was for.
Wow, that's crazy.
Yeah, so, you know, and now it's...
Somehow that becomes a left-wing talking point.
My numbers could be off, but over 90% of all registered black Americans vote Democrat.
Again, I mean...
If Malcolm X was around, he'd be yelling and screaming, and that's probably why he had to be removed, because he was very much anti the liberals.
Yeah. Now we're getting into the weeds, but I mean, anybody ever heard, I don't know if any of your audience has ever heard the Honorable Minister Farrakhan speak.
Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
But, I mean, you cannot find a more anti-Semitic person on Earth.
And somehow that's a massive proponent of the left wing.
Make it make sense. So crazy.
So crazy. Man, this has been awesome, dude.
I'd love to play one of your clips at the end of this episode.
Do you mind if we play the Sabatini one at the end of it?
Oh, please. No, I'd appreciate it if you did.
Oh, man. I wish I could play all of them because they're all so brilliant.
Gerard, is there anything that we didn't talk about?
No, no. I really appreciate the time.
It's been great speaking with you, man.
I think you're doing a great thing here.
I wish you nothing but success.
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Help us fight the good fight.
And yeah, that's pretty much it, man.
I really appreciate the time. Beautiful, beautiful.
Thank you so much. And for the viewers out there, please check out AmericaHappens.com every day where we have our episodes posted.
We got a lot of great material coming from Joey Gilbert, Mindy Robinson, Blood Money Show with myself.
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If you guys are tired of what's happening out there in terms of deprivation of our rights, check out the State National University show where essentially Gianna teaches you how to exit the system so you're no longer beholden to our exponentially corrupt government.
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I will see you on the next episode.
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