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Lots of on-location stuff in DC, across the country, interviewing people on the street to see what they thought about January 6th.
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And you know what's funny is like we spent all this time writing it and writing funny scenes and recording funny scenes, including a complete recreation of January 6th in Lego.
But the funniest part of the movie was just AOC.
Yeah.
We just played a clip of AOC.
Yeah.
Unmodified, unedited, just her saying stuff about stuff.
That stuff that she said.
It gets the most laughs.
It really does.
Every time she speaks, people laugh out loud.
It's funny.
It is great.
Yeah.
I mean, you see it online by yourself and you're thinking, this is pretty great.
But then when you see it in a group, if you've never watched AOC in a group, I was going to say like the early showings that we've done around here in the office, like some people haven't been intimately as connected with the movie as you guys as director and producer.
So like when other people get to kind of get a peek in, it's like, dude, this is hilarious.
Like it's just like a, it's like a joke a second.
It's like all these visual gags.
It's fantastic.
It is funny how much you get close to it and then you get numb to it.
We'll have some insane thing.
And I'm just staring at it like that should cut a second earlier, you know.
And I'm not laughing at all.
And then someone looks over your shoulder and they're like, what the heck?
And they're cracking up.
And, but yeah, it's so funny to see how AOC's quote gets like the most laughed.
It's funny.
It's so funny.
I don't know if we got it in there, but there's a part where she's talking about it.
We might end up putting it in the movie, but where she's like talking about how she went to hide in the bathroom.
Have you seen that?
She's like, oh, I heard bang bang bang.
So I went into the back of the office and I could have gone into the closet or the bathroom.
And then I went into the closet instead of the bathroom.
And then I realized I made a mistake and I should have gone into the bathroom.
And it's like, that's the extent of her.
Yeah.
It's really like watching her mind.
Yeah.
And then she strangled herself because she tried to tie her shoes.
She was so dumb.
Yeah.
Because she's so stupid.
Yeah, she's an external processor for sure.
I wonder what her Myers-Briggs personality type is.
D-U-M-B.
You write for the Babylon B, don't you?
Didn't it come out later that she wasn't even in the Capitol building?
She was in the Cannon building, which is like a block away.
But like when she was talking about it immediately afterwards, she was like, I almost died.
Yeah.
I mean, but it turns out she wasn't even in that building.
But it's not a, it's not an insignificant like distance.
It's a pretty good distance.
Yeah, it's a ways away.
Yeah, it's a way.
There's buildings between there and the Capitol.
Like there's, you know, she's really safe.
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I think it seems like it could be timely even if Trump wins.
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No matter which way the country goes, it's like it's going to be primed for jokes.
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We'll be laughing as everything burns down.
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We'll just be encouraging all the rebels in the rebellion.
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All right.
Let's figure out what article this hate mail belongs to.
Okay.
Here's one from Inverse Marcus.
The onion is the pros.
You are literally.
Is they?
Is they really?
Is the pros.
This one is from the Art of Purpose.
He just has an image on his tweet that just says block the Babylon B.
So I'm guessing he clicked that right before he sent that message.
Okay.
Block at.
This one's from John Her, not John him.
Keep looking for a punchline.
I would suggest using irony to begin with.
Keep it up.
You will get there someday.
Comedy is hard.
That's not hate mail.
He's just giving us advice.
Yeah, I mean, it's good advice.
Yeah.
All right.
Here's Jonah of Art Groyper.
You Jews are filth.
Can we even say that?
That's awful.
Okay.
So now we have to guess what article.
There's some really dirty people out there.
I have no idea what this one could be about.
September 14th, September 15th.
That was a good question.
So it's recent.
It's recently called Friday.
So it's the Jews.
Is it something to do with the Jews?
Probably something about the Pope, maybe.
Oh, maybe.
One about Mary again.
I know.
All right, let's see what it is.
Yeah, it's the Pope.
Pope challenges Jesus to debate on whether all religions lead to God.
Oh, this came right after the Pope, he was at some interfaith dialogue thing, and he basically made it sound like, well, all religions are a path to God.
They're all like different languages.
And you're like, wait a minute.
Everybody kind of on their journey to God.
Right.
A very vague statement.
Yeah, his quote is: every religion is a way to arrive at God.
There are different languages to arrive at God, but God is God for all.
But my God is more important than your God.
Is that true?
There is only one God, and each of us has a language to arrive at God.
Sikh, Muslim, Hindu, Christian, they are different paths.
Now, that's not like.
That's not ambiguous at all.
Like, he was literally saying all religions.
But the Catholics were defending this by saying the Catholics.
Obviously, we have a lot of Catholic fans, and I know a lot of our Catholic fans disagree with the Pope here.
And so people were trying to defend this, you know, saying like, well, he was just kind of saying that, you know, all truth is God's truth.
And kind of like maybe Hindu, and C.S. Lewis said this too, you know, that like Hinduism does have some aspects of truth.
It's just not a way to, you know, it's not, it doesn't have the whole picture.
You know, so there's some truth to that.
But like, if you, I don't know, if you're trying to be super clear about like, I am not a universalist, you must join the church for salvation.
That's not a way to be super clear about that.
Well, and it's also they're really putting words in his mouth when they say, no, no, he's just saying that all truth is God's truth.
Like that's a very different statement than Muslim Hindus and Christians and Sikhs all believe this or all are on the same path together.
Yeah, if you were trying to be really careful, that's not a way to be careful.
And so here's the Vatican tried to edit the transcript when they released the typed out transcript and they said that he said religions are seen as paths trying to reach God.
They are like different languages that express the divine.
There is only one God and religions are like languages that try to express ways to approach God.
So they inserted all those words to make it sound like.
I feel like Isn't that lying?
It's not just lying.
See, I think that it must be so hard for really faithful Catholics right now.
I feel like to get into the mind of a person who has been a faithful Catholic their whole life and now we have Pope Francis, I just feel like I really pity those people.
I have a hard time.
I do feel like I think they would have a hard time.
Yeah, and I do feel like sometimes the media is unfair to Pope Francis where they'll, they'll one little thing he says and it's like, ah, he's a woke pope.
Look what he said.
And then he's like, no, that's not what I was saying.
I was saying this.
At the same time, if you're the head of the church and they believe he's the vicar of Christ, it's like, be a little more careful.
Be a little more clear.
There's also translation issues because he's speaking in Italy language, whatever they speak over there.
It's actually like Sama the Sikh the Muslim and the Hindu Sometimes when it gets translated and reported in American media, it's been mistranslated.
And you're like, oh, the Pope said that everybody goes to heaven.
It's like, no, that's not what I said.
I have seen some academic Catholics.
I don't know if that represents all Catholics, but I have seen some of them kind of argue because they believe in purgatory that if you're good and you're, let's say you're an atheist or a Protestant or a Sikh or a Muslim, that there is still some way you can be saved ultimately.
Purgatory.
You have to go through purgatory and all that.
But maybe that's why they have a little more wiggle room.
Whereas for Protestants, it's kind of like, no, you're either in Christ or you're not.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, they can work it off.
They can work it off.
All right.
If you're Catholic, send us an email.
Let us know what your take on this is.
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We like you.
Please explain it.
Hey, we Protestants got our issues too.
Let's be honest.
We do.
We got some bigger.
Today we'll make fun of the Pope.
What's in the news this week?
All right, let's now talk about Trump assassination attempt number two, Electric Boogaloo.
So Ryan Ruth, 58, tried to shoot at Trump with a scoped AK-style rifle while Trump was golfing on his course in West Palm Beach, Florida.
He was arrested Sunday afternoon after authorities spotted a firearm poking out of a bush through a chain link fence on the West Palm Beach golf course where Trump was playing.
So this is wild.
I saw this on X over the weekend and it was like, oh, you know, guns, gunfire at Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach.
And I was thinking, like, that's kind of strange because the way that they were reporting it was like, oh, a couple people just had like gunfire exchange near Trump.
It had nothing to do with Trump.
And I'm like, I don't think there's a lot of drive-bys in West Palm Beach, Florida.
There's not a lot of guys carrying AK-style rifles.
Yeah, I think golf course.
There was some article on AP or Reuters or one of those officially newsy things, but they were basically saying like gunshots were heard in the vicinity of Trump International Golf Course, but that's okay because it's normal for America to have gunshots.
Yeah.
You're like, wait, just another day in America.
Just another day in America with guns.
I want to imagine what's going on.
That's the same people that reported that there were pops in the.
That were, there were pops at the rally and then Trump ducked loud, popping out noises.
But what is an AK style rifle, by the way?
Like I mean, I get AK Style AK-47, I mean maybe modified, or is it just an AK like I guess?
So there's a variety of those kind of.
You know, it's like a thing in AR-15, it's like a, it's like a platform, a chassis, that a bunch of different.
I feel like maybe I'm wrong about that.
I feel like an AK is just an AK like.
There's not.
Well, there's like you know, there's a Russian AK.
There's the Czech Koleshnikov, Exactly.
There's the one in um, Golden Eye 007, that's that, but that's also a gold one in Golden Eye.
There's a golden one.
There's the golden one.
There's the one that shoots paintballs.
There's the paintball off the paintball one, the big head mode.
So it could have been any one of these Ak styles.
That's what you're saying.
They noticed the muzzle correct, they were.
They were stationed a few holes up from where he was playing and they noticed the muzzle of a rifle sticking out through the shrubbery roughly 400 yards away.
So he's like wow, like his gun.
If he had just stayed back in the bushes a little bit, I guess he would have been successful, maybe.
I mean that's.
This is wild to me how close these people are getting, and also, 400 yards is a pretty good distance for them to be able to see.
They're like, give me the German now.
Last time there was a lot of criticism of the Secret Service.
This time they actually shot first.
Yeah, you know, because last time they had had a beat on the guy and let him get super close crawling up with a rifle.
Yeah, so maybe they learned their lesson.
An agent fired and Ruth dropped the rifle and fled in an suv and he left the firearm behind, along with backpacks and aiming scope and a Gopro camera.
Um, a witness spot on it snapped a photo of Ruth coming out of the bushes and hopping into a car, and he was later stopped by law enforcement and he's been arrested.
That's the sick time that we live in, that you can um, try to assassinate a president and you're like, all right, I got my Gopro, everyone's gonna give me likes on social media for doing this and that's trying to film it, right?
Yeah, you're trying to film yourself killing somebody.
That's just so gross.
So stupid.
The guy looks like a surfer bum.
He seems Zen about it.
He's chilling on the back of that squad car and he just looks like he's happy about it.
It kind of looks like East Coast aristocracy to me.
He does look Zen, but he kind of looks like you would see him in Connecticut, maybe Fairfield.
Surprise, surprise, seems like he's a Democrat, according to all the social media that's already been scrubbed.
Right.
He's donated to Act Blue a bunch of times.
He was big on the Ukraine movement.
He was big on the war in Ukraine.
So like fund Ukraine.
Well, there was something weird on his social media where he was like trying to post.
He was posing as somebody who was actively fighting in Ukraine as like a volunteer guy, trying to recruit other people to either move from Afghanistan to help him fight in Ukraine.
But then there was other accounts that were like saying, he has nothing to do with us.
So I don't know if he's just a poser or if he was actually doing that.
Cosplaying it.
Yeah.
So he tweeted, your campaign should be called something like K-A-D-A-F.
This is to Biden.
Keep America Democratic and Free.
Trump should be MASA.
Make Americans slaves again, master.
Democracy is on the ballot and we cannot lose.
We cannot afford to fail.
The world is counting on us to show the way.
So that's like language that's lifted directly from Kamalo or life or death.
Joey Bayer.
He had a dictator on day one.
We got to stop him.
That kind of stuff.
Got to stop the view.
Yeah.
Like they've been since.
He donated to Act Blue 19th times.
He was a Bernie supporter, anti-Israel, pro-Palestine, Black Lives Matter, Taiwanese sovereignty, pro-Ukraine.
Posed as a volunteer fighter in Ukraine, trying to recruit other people from Afghan there.
And other people were disassociating with him early.
So this is a liberal that's saying, warning about Ryan Ruth, he's not associated with the International Legion or Ukrainian armed forces at all.
He is not a Legion recruiter.
He's misrepresenting himself and lying to people.
So it seems like he was a little bit of a nut job.
Yeah, so they kind of recognized this early.
They've been putting out the feelers.
It's like a guy at church.
We used to get those kind of notices.
There'd be somebody that would come in that would be really weird.
And we'd know it and he'd kind of ask for money from certain people.
And then we would send it out to all the pastors.
We'd have a picture of him and be like, look out for this guy.
Yeah.
Same kind of thing.
It's almost like somebody who would shoot at a president.
It might not be all there.
Might not be all.
Might be missing a few screws.
Yeah.
Well, of course, the liberal media immediately came out and treated Trump like the victim that he is.
They all rallied around him, but not actually.
They all, of course, blamed Trump for his heated rhetoric.
Lester Holt blamed Trump and Vance for heated rhetoric.
Today's apparent assassination attempt comes amid increasingly fierce rhetoric on the campaign trail.
Mr. Trump, his running mate, JD Vance, continued to make baseless claims about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio.
And this weekend, there were new bomb threats in that town.
Oh, so it's all his fault.
He immediately jumped off of the Trump thing, too.
He went down to the Ohio thing.
That's so crazy.
Lots of horribly ghoulish tweets on Twitter.
People, you know, mocking it, of course, and saying Trump was asking for it.
It's all this victim shaming.
It's really interesting that though they're like, you know, he really kind of deserves it.
Well, they told the guy's son, Ryan Routh's son, they found him.
He's 35 years old living somewhere.
And they're like, hey, your dad just tried to kill the president.
And his response was like, well, he hates Trump, just like every rational person does.
And you're like, wait, what?
Like, you're, for some people, it's their ends justify the means.
It's, it's, yeah.
They have a worldview where, oh, yeah, killing Trump makes sense.
Like, oh, yeah, any, any action is justifiable as long as you have the right goal.
It's so crazy that we're in a world where the presidential candidate, one of the two major presidential candidates, has been targeted for assassination twice.
Yeah.
You know, and it's not this national crisis.
So, we have one candidate who's been tried to attempt assassination on him twice.
Yeah.
And then the other candidate was joking about killing Trump a couple years ago if we wanted to play that clip.
If you had to be stuck in an elevator with either President Trump, Mike Pence, or Jeff Sessions, who would it be?
Does one of us have to come out alive?
McLow and Ellen's clapping.
It's like, oh, murder.
Murder's fun.
Oh, my gosh.
So that's, that's the two we have to pick from.
You know, that's crazy.
It's wild that, you know, I was talking to the other Babylon B editors, and we're like talking about jokes we can repost.
And I'm like, oh, we can, now we can repost all the old Trump assassination jokes.
And I'm like, this is so weird.
You know, like, I never expected.
It's like they're evergreen.
We posted the jokes about the first assassination and it's like, oh, we get to post them again now.
Yeah.
Like, that's not something you ever expect.
It's like once a month.
The weekly assassination attempt.
Repost.
You get about 12 a year.
Yeah.
Trump's been assassinated or is he like has been attempted to be assassinated or as he calls it Tuesday.
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Woman who made career singing about her bad choices endorses Kamala.
And of course, it's a picture of Taylor J. Swift.
Taylor Jonathan Swift.
Taylor Jonathan Swift singing with her bedazzled microphone.
So we talked about this a little bit last week and the response from Elon where he said, or where she signed her post something about like childless cat lady.
And so then he's like, fine, Taylor, you win.
I will give you a child.
So I think we have some more this week of more developments this week.
So this, so last week was Elon Musk replying to Taylor.
This week we have Trump himself because he can't let it go that she endorsed somebody else.
This is like the rally thing where like at the debate, he's like, I want to back up for a moment and go back to the rallies.
Actually, the numbers.
So, Donald Trump truthed it and he said, I hate Taylor Swift.
Full cap.
So, this is the rhetoric they're talking about.
This is my favorite thing about our current timeline.
Stephen King tweeted a haiku about how much he likes Taylor Swift.
I love Taylor Swift.
Her music makes me happy.
End of story.
End of story.
And story for it.
And I love Taylor.
It's not a correct type of thing.
Oh, it ends up.
It's 754.
Or it's 574.
It should be 575.
And Elon Musk replied and said, Hey, what are your favorite Taylor Swift songs?
And Stephen has not replied.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, I like that one about Never Getting Back Together.
That's a good one.
This is just wonderful.
Yay.
Delilah Regrutz asking Samson where he gets his strength after he launches into a five-hour lecture on the carnivore diet.
You know what?
I think that's actually a good headline.
And I remember in the chats what was going on when we were arguing with the carnivore diet.
The carnivore diet was getting argued about by some of the writers.
And there are a couple of people on our staff that are big-time carnivore people and grants.
Cult-like, like cult-like.
Like to the point where, yeah, like they're worshiping at the carnivore altar for sure.
Sacrificing animals.
Meat sacrifices.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
They are all different languages reaching to receive the same meat.
That's right.
They're all valid pathways to a good, healthy diet.
But, I mean, there's the other side of that is that the guy that's on that is has gotten really great results.
Like, honestly, it's been super good.
None of us are against the carnivore diet or like the general idea that we need to eat more protein and red meat compared with conventional FDA wisdom.
No.
And I think to me, anything that would help me lose the extra 20 pounds.
I'm just always like, people are like, oh, you know, I went on carnivore and I no longer have cancer and I no longer have this and I no longer, you know, it's like, yeah, well, that's what I was like Michaela Peterson or the, you know, the people.
I always feel like when it was a very one-dimensional thing, like seed oils are the thing.
That is why we were unhealthy.
I'm like, well, probably if you have a lot of them, I'm sure.
I think you're right.
I think there's kind of a broad, there's a lot of reasons why.
I think seed oils are part of it.
I think they are and I think they're bad.
Yeah.
But it's like generally, I don't think that's the one cause.
Like health is a pretty complex issue.
I pretty much.
What's keeping me from losing weight?
And I just don't want to stop.
Beer.
Is it beer?
Because it's the same for me.
It's beer.
Yeah.
Because essentially I could be 100% keto carnivore if I just, you know, me too.
Didn't have a beer at a baseball game, but I like having a beer at a baseball game.
My mom's hearing this, I'm sure, but mom, I do like beer.
I just want alcoholic beer.
Yeah.
Still has car.
It's kind of common sense, no matter what diet you pick, that if you have like less milkshakes and less cookies and less bread, you're probably going to do better than if you have all those things.
Right.
It's not even like pure carnivore.
Like I only eat red meat.
It's just maybe don't have the milkshake.
And that's probably, you know, you're probably pretty good.
I got this friend, and he is in the best shape.
Like he's been on the cover of Men's Health magazine like 14 times.
And he's ripped.
Like you wouldn't believe it if you saw him.
You'd just be like, oh my gosh.
And I was like, hey, how do I lose weight?
I asked him again.
I think I asked him about once every three years.
And he said that he asked him today.
And he was like, he goes, I don't know, man.
Just, you know, go to the gym and stop picking up the fork.
Makes sense.
So just starve yourself.
Yeah.
That's it.
He counts his calories in weekly and we as a week, though, too.
But with the seed oils thing, to me, it's like, yes, seed oils are bad.
Yes, you shouldn't have as many of them as you do.
But there's also an association thing where seed oils are used to make all the most unhealthiest foods that we have.
Like it's in, you know, Oreos and all this garbage.
Right.
So it's like, yeah, you cut out seed oils and you cut out, you also end up cutting out all the most terrible junk food.
Right.
So it's a little bit of like, what's the cause and what's the effect?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I do kind of like the focus that RFK is bringing to it.
Yeah.
Make America healthy.
Like, I think there's a lot of stuff going on with our food that we don't fully understand.
All of the poisons they put on it for pesticides.
And there's probably something there because in addition to the food pyramid being what it was for all those years, I think our nutrition might be.
Did you see the time?
Did you see the Time article on the comparison before and after Trump or RFK decided to endorse Trump?
The comparison of.
Yeah, so there was an article about how, you know, highly processed food is the thing that's killing you.
This was like a year ago.
Oh, I did see this year.
And then RFK comes out and he supports, and he's all about like non-profit, like unprocessed food.
So then they come out, Time has another article in the last week that was like, maybe highly processed foods aren't as bad for you as we thought.
Here's why it's a conspiracy theory.
So they're trying to discredit RFK Jr.
He's he's now a conspiracy theorist.
They are really the enemy of the people.
It is true.
Michael Mouse, they are the enemy of the people.
They are the enemy of the people.
They don't care.
They don't care if you die.
It's just whatever political point they want.
It used to be such a leftist idea to be healthy and crunchy and eat organic.
And now it seems like it's no longer just on the left.
But you know who's not the enemy of the people?
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