Trump's real, folks. Why do you think they're so damn scared? But I'm gonna explain something. Because he's insane! A rattlesnake's real. A black widow's real. Uh-oh. A rose is real. What? A piece of gold's real. A Beethoven symphony's real. There's good and bad in the world, but Trump's his own man. He really calls the shots. You know how pissed the globalists are? That there's a dude in there that isn't out to get America. Just like Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin's a Russian. He likes Russia. He likes the Orthodox Church. He doesn't like the globalists and the left.

If Trump isn't real, he's the greatest deception to ever hit the planet. No, he's real, folks.