Quote. A labor counselor has claimed he has fathered a child with an alien and that the regular sex he has with an extraterrestrial is causing tension in his human marriage. It would. So far, everything tracks logically. He's in an elected office. Wait, what? Wait, what? He's an MP? No, he's a counselor. He's a counselor. I think it's like a mayor of a small town or something like that. Or like a council person. I like it. I think council person is the equivalent. Love it. Simon Parks, who represents Stakesby on Whitby, town council. Great, great. Is that the name of the city? Stakesby on Whitby, yes. All right, good. He represents their town council, told the Northern Echo he has had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.