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May 9, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
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#159: Mantids and Chakra Attacks

It's a Wednesday in May, so that means it's time for Dan and Jordan to dip their toes into the murky waters of Project Camelot. Today, the two discuss an interview with a guy who is well-acquainted with Mantis aliens, as they learn about the much-debated "Mantis Agenda" 

Participants
Main voices
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dan friesen
42:39
j
jordan holmes
26:50
s
simon parks
07:32
Appearances
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kerry cassidy
03:06
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alex jones
00:02
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pastor david manning
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan!
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Yes, sir.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
These intros are becoming very tortured in the length that they are taking.
And I, for one, feel like the intro should be short, should be tight.
You get in, you get out, you make sure that everybody knows.
dan friesen
But how do we do that?
jordan holmes
I don't know, Dan.
Frankly, I don't know.
dan friesen
Let's have right now a 15-minute symposium on how to shorten the intros of the show.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Let's do that.
jordan holmes
I think it's a good idea.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's good use of our and our listeners' time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
So I say that brevity is the soul of wit.
How say you?
jordan holmes
I...
Sure.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
Anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
And today it doesn't fucking matter because we're talking about Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
Well, then that means the Elysian space dust that we are drinking today is right on target.
dan friesen
Fairly appropriate.
And that should be not too much of a surprise to anybody.
As I told you, I believe this was on air.
jordan holmes
Yes, you did say that last week that you had a couple of Project Camelot episodes to go through.
dan friesen
And it just keeps going.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Monday becomes Camelot Day?
dan friesen
She is making up for lost time when she was in Egypt and dumping a lot of shit on our plates.
Alright, I love it.
In the foreseeable future, while you have your Zanies month here in May, at least we will be doing Project Camelot on our Monday live streams.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
dan friesen
So that's what we're doing today.
Very exciting.
Thrilled to be doing it.
Vamping while I get our headphones right.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
Perfect.
So, before we get to it, though, I'd like to give a couple shout-outs to a couple new donors.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
First of all, I'd like to say thank you so much to Josephine.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Josephine.
Thanks for joining the...
Club?
dan friesen
I call it a team.
jordan holmes
The team.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
dan friesen
We appreciate it.
You're now a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Also, I'd like to thank somebody who took their donation.
Bumped it up.
jordan holmes
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
You're now a globalist.
Thank you so much, Doug.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
unidentified
Very exciting.
dan friesen
There's a lot of confusion.
There are multiple Dougs who donate to the show.
And I'm doing a terrible job differentiating between them.
There's a number of people with the same name.
We got a number of mics in the mix.
I'm not doing a good job.
But if you hear your name, we appreciate you.
jordan holmes
Even if it's not your name, even if it's not you, we're still representing the Dugs and the Mikes in the world.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So, Jordan?
jordan holmes
You know what?
Actually, I did check our iTunes statistics.
We are fairly low in the overall rankings.
dan friesen
You don't say.
jordan holmes
We're not in the top 20 yet.
dan friesen
You don't say.
jordan holmes
But in Dugs and Mikes...
Number one.
dan friesen
Oh, huge.
jordan holmes
Number one.
All Dougs, all mics listen to this show.
dan friesen
Huge!
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I'm glad that iTunes keeps that kind of statistic.
jordan holmes
It's really crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah, that really helps us out.
jordan holmes
It's maybe a little bit not good.
dan friesen
Are you a Doug?
Do you like audio?
Check this out.
jordan holmes
In recommended podcasts, most Dougs like this show.
dan friesen
Yeah, nine out of ten Dougs agree.
Knowledge fight.
Pretty good.
So, today, like I said...
We are talking Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
For everybody out there who doesn't know, who doesn't listen to our show on a totally regular basis every now and again, we have to go and dip our toes into the murky waters of the Secret Space Program and Carrie Cassidy's show that she does on YouTube called Project Camelot.
Where she talks to crazy people.
jordan holmes
It's interesting that we...
Like, the world is so insane, the only way to relieve ourselves of the insanity is to raise the bar a lot higher.
dan friesen
Yeah, take it to the fun level.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I gotta say, I think...
From some of the research that I've done, it seems like the guy we're going to be talking about today likes to sue people.
jordan holmes
Okay, I'm liking that.
I can handle a lawsuit.
dan friesen
We might have to be careful.
jordan holmes
We're going to represent ourselves in court, Dan.
dan friesen
Oh, absolutely.
So here is the introduction where Carrie gets going with her interview, and I'm not going to tell you anything about what's going on until we get to it.
That's my way of saying no setup.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
kerry cassidy
Okay, Simon, it's lovely to have you on my show.
This is completely bizarre, but YouTube seems to have stopped working, at least for the moment.
And we're going to check back in on that during this conversation.
But we figured we'd bring you on live here just because we shouldn't let anything stop us, right?
simon parks
Well done.
dan friesen
I love that.
Well done.
Well done.
jordan holmes
Ain't nothing gonna stop us now, Dan.
dan friesen
They're live on Facebook because Carrie believes...
jordan holmes
YouTube has just stopped working.
dan friesen
That's one theory.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And her other theory is that she's being hacked slash attack.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
There's attacks going on.
jordan holmes
You know how people DDoS YouTube channels all the time.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
That's absolutely the way it goes.
dan friesen
They don't want the information to get out there.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
So just for fun, I'm gonna drop some knowledge on you about her guest before we get into anything.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Our guest is a guy named Simon Parks.
jordan holmes
Simon Parks.
dan friesen
Not to be confused with another Simon Parks.
jordan holmes
The one who likes to do drawings?
dan friesen
No, there's a guy who got arrested for tying a pig's head to a mosque in London and spray painting.
That wasn't him.
Provable.
Yes.
I've seen pictures of both of them.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's not the same guy.
jordan holmes
Have you ever seen him in the same room?
dan friesen
No, but I've never been to UK.
jordan holmes
Plastic surgery is still a thing.
dan friesen
That's true.
It's not him.
jordan holmes
It could be a Mission Impossible style mask.
dan friesen
It's not him.
I just wanted to make sure in case some of our listeners...
Google or anything, get the wrong idea.
Why didn't you talk about this?
It's not him.
There's also another, there's an adventurer who went missing in Simon Parks.
This is not that guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Well, if he did go missing and then wound up on Project Camelot, that would make the most sense.
dan friesen
Check out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm imagining she's about to have Amelia Earhart on next.
dan friesen
I'm going to read to you from a Huffington Post article in 2013 about Simon Parks.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Quote.
A labor counselor has claimed he has fathered a child with an alien and that the regular sex he has with an extraterrestrial is causing tension in his human marriage.
jordan holmes
It would.
So far, everything tracks logically.
dan friesen
He's in an elected office.
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
dan friesen
Wait, what?
jordan holmes
He's an MP?
dan friesen
No, he's a counselor.
He's a counselor.
I think it's like a mayor of a small town or something like that.
Or like a council person.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
I think council person is the equivalent.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
Simon Parks, who represents Stakesby on Whitby, town council.
jordan holmes
Great, great.
Is that the name of the city?
dan friesen
Stakesby on Whitby, yes.
jordan holmes
All right, good.
dan friesen
He represents their town council, told the Northern Echo he has had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.
Not Contessa, the Black Panther Beast.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
She's just...
Her name is the Cat Queen?
dan friesen
That's what he refers to her as.
jordan holmes
You know, that's not a very intimate relationship.
dan friesen
Certainly not.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
You're going to learn why.
jordan holmes
If you're using honorifics with the person who is the mother of your child, or person of your child's birth, I don't know.
dan friesen
I swear every single sentence makes this weirder.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Check this sentence.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The driving instructor.
unidentified
All right, already done.
dan friesen
Instructor who has three children with his human wife.
jordan holmes
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's a driving instructor.
dan friesen
By career, yes.
jordan holmes
That shouldn't be allowed.
dan friesen
Driving instructor who's also on the town council of Stakesby on Whitney.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, I got my driver's license from a guy who fucked an alien.
dan friesen
So he has three children with his human wife.
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Important distinction to make.
dan friesen
He says that the intercourse with the alien happens about four times a year.
Quote, What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say, I'm ready.
And then the technology...
unidentified
Okay.
All right.
jordan holmes
At least she's getting consent.
I think that's really important.
dan friesen
And then, the technology I don't understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth, he said.
The labor politician has also claimed he was abducted by extraterrestrials as a child, and that his real mother is a nine-foot-tall alien with eight fingers.
jordan holmes
A total or per hand?
dan friesen
I think it's total.
jordan holmes
How many hands does she have?
dan friesen
That's a great question.
He does not specify.
He said, quote, it's a personal matter and doesn't affect my work.
unidentified
I'm giving away this.
jordan holmes
It is a personal matter.
dan friesen
He mixes business.
jordan holmes
It is a personal matter.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's against the law to fire him for mental illness.
dan friesen
That's for true.
I'm more interested in fixing someone's leaking roof or potholes.
People don't want me to talk about aliens.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Wink.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
unidentified
Cool.
simon parks
All right.
dan friesen
Fellow counselor Terry Jennison told the- There are fellow counselors who are just- Okay, alright.
He told the Yorkshire Post, quote, I'm completely in the dark about this.
jordan holmes
That is a personal matter, Dan.
They're co-workers.
You keep your personal and your professional life separate.
That's just good politics.
dan friesen
But that quote on background is amazing.
jordan holmes
It's perfect.
dan friesen
I'm in the dark on this.
jordan holmes
Whoa.
dan friesen
Don't ask me.
jordan holmes
No comments.
No comments.
dan friesen
So then I found another article from the Daily Star in 2015.
And it says, quote, the article starts, Opponents of Simon Parks accused the 53-year-old of turning Whitby Town Council in North Yorks into a laughingstock with us outlandish beliefs and conspiracy theories about government cover-ups, UFOs, non-humans, and the Illuminati.
Earlier this year, he claimed that the armed separatist conflict in Ukraine had been sparked by an alien race called the Nordics, advising Russian President Vladimir Putin.
jordan holmes
Close enough.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Might as well be true.
dan friesen
But at the same time, that's not keeping this separate from your work.
jordan holmes
Now, hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
What are his policy positions?
Because, frankly, if he's just a really good counselor who believes in sane shit, isn't that better than a normal guy who is trying to pass a tax cut?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
I'm all for this shit.
I would take this guy over Paul Ryan any fucking day of the week, and you can quote me on that alien newspaper.
dan friesen
I would say that, like, um...
There's not a lot of Nordic-related issues in the stakes beyond Whitby community, probably.
So maybe he could keep it separated.
jordan holmes
I mean, if he is all about fixing potholes and trying to bring jobs to Whitby, then fuck yeah!
I'm all for it!
dan friesen
So let me finish this article here.
jordan holmes
It's still going!
dan friesen
Well, this is the one from 2015.
This is when he's stepping down from office.
unidentified
Okay!
dan friesen
Driving instructor Mr. Parker...
jordan holmes
That's not the way to start that sentence.
dan friesen
He announced yesterday he was resigning as a labor counselor for Statesby Ward because his workload left no time for his civic duties.
jordan holmes
Well...
dan friesen
I need more time to teach people to drive.
jordan holmes
Hey, business is good.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
Former Whitby mayor and leading local Tory Scarborough counselor Dorothy Clegg said, quote, I don't think my real opinion of this is printable.
unidentified
I don't think my real opinion of this is printable.
jordan holmes
Mainly because her real opinion is just, this fucking guy.
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Come on.
What is this fucking guy?
But once again, she's a Tory mayor, which makes her a worse person on the whole.
dan friesen
I mean, possibly, but...
unidentified
On the whole!
dan friesen
I just love the idea that these articles reached out to other people and their answers are like, I'm in the dark about this, or you couldn't print what I have to say about this.
jordan holmes
A hard pass, guys!
dan friesen
So that gives you a little bit of the flavor of Simon Parks before we jump into this.
jordan holmes
I really want to take a look at his voting record because I bet it's fucking astonishingly good.
I bet this dude is a huge Corbin supporter.
This guy is all about income inequality being an issue, and I don't think It matters if what he really thinks is that income inequality is an issue because the Nordics are calling it.
I think it's good.
I'm all about it.
Tories are worse than people who believe in aliens.
dan friesen
I had intended for the series of episodes...
jordan holmes
Not believe in aliens.
Whatever.
You understand.
dan friesen
I'd intended for our Project Camelot series to be the new Mark Richards episode, which was last week.
And then this week we were going to find out about the people...
jordan holmes
Mark Richards episode.
dan friesen
No, people who remote viewed the Moses.
jordan holmes
Oh, right.
dan friesen
I can't wait to talk about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
But then this came out, and it kind of relates to Mark Richards.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So I've got to get this in immediately off the heels.
jordan holmes
Oh, does he know Minerva?
dan friesen
No, but he does know some of the aliens.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Wait, like the same aliens?
dan friesen
Well, you'll remember in that last Mark Richards episode, they talked about some concerns that Carrie had about things he was saying about the mantis beings.
jordan holmes
Right.
So we've got some disagreement on the mantis beings.
dan friesen
Well, we got issues.
jordan holmes
We got issues, right.
dan friesen
And here's where we start to get into it.
kerry cassidy
So, why don't you go ahead and...
We were going to talk about the mantid agenda.
That's one of the big subjects here.
And that was because Brett Stewart had done a remote viewing.
dan friesen
Real quick, I watched a good bit of Brett Stewart's remote viewing.
And man, it looks good.
I mean, not the remote viewing, the video itself.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
It's shot really well.
dan friesen
He has a nice video and he's a good looking dude.
And he has a lot of views.
And he also has a Patreon.
And this is petty.
We have five times the amount of donors.
jordan holmes
You don't want to donate to that, but you do want to watch the fuck out of it.
dan friesen
Exactly.
kerry cassidy
The reason his remote viewing even matters is that Brett Stewart and his team got excellent results when they viewed the Nazca aliens.
And so that's why we really...
I want to be able to talk about that because they were dead on before Gaia TV and their investigative team came up with answers.
Brett Stewart and his team, which was a very small team, just him and one other person, on that particular story.
jordan holmes
Not even really a team, more of a partnership.
kerry cassidy
Everything checked out in terms of the real world.
unidentified
How?
jordan holmes
I love this.
What do you mean?
My perhaps absolute favorite part of this is all the stuff that I am just like, of course.
All of the stuff that I just ignore.
Like, oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
Of course.
Fuck the gay agenda.
What is the mantid agenda?
I'm fine with this.
dan friesen
We'll get to the mantid agenda here in a little bit.
jordan holmes
Just wash over all of this stuff.
We saw that his remote viewing got great results.
I don't even know what good...
Two great results would be, let alone bad results.
dan friesen
He nailed the fucking Nazca lines before anybody else did.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what it means that it checks out with the real world.
It matches a hallucination another crazy person had.
jordan holmes
Do they ever have bad remote viewings where the connection isn't good?
dan friesen
Hold on.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Because that might be what we're dealing with in the case of this remote viewing.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I don't want to tip my hat too early, but Simon, not a fan of this remote viewing.
But anyway, here we go.
kerry cassidy
So that's kind of a unique situation in which a remote viewer has gotten, you know, real evidence that their remote viewing is accurate.
So when he remote-viewed recently, what in essence was the Urantia book, the author of the Urantia book, was the target as well.
He ended up with the mantids.
And then he ended up with information about the mantid agenda.
dan friesen
Ooh, the mantid agenda.
simon parks
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
What is their agenda?
dan friesen
We're going to find out.
I promise.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm not teasing you.
jordan holmes
What's the author of the Uraracha book?
dan friesen
The Uraracha book.
jordan holmes
Uraracha book.
Sorry.
I kind of mixed that in Sriracha, I think.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's a spicy book.
There it is.
dan friesen
Always have it on hand.
jordan holmes
Always.
dan friesen
Do you know what the Uraracha book is?
jordan holmes
No clue.
dan friesen
So it's a book.
jordan holmes
Spoiler alert.
Uraracha, Iraracha.
All right.
dan friesen
I just prefer El Rancho.
jordan holmes
Let's call the whole thing off.
dan friesen
Nice Mexican restaurant in Columbia, Missouri.
Delicious.
Love the queso.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
El Rancho, the ranch made of gold.
I remember that.
dan friesen
It's El Dorado.
Oh, whatever.
Look, it's a book.
I keep it in a nook.
jordan holmes
All right, all right, all right.
dan friesen
And it has Christianity Shook.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope, nope.
dan friesen
It's a bunch.
jordan holmes
I was fine with the second pun.
Minus one.
dan friesen
I hate that.
jordan holmes
For the Christian shook.
dan friesen
So it's a bunch of channeled material that has to do with the true nature of the universe.
Of course.
We're in a different solar system than we perceive ourselves to be in, and there's lots of aliens around.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then the final part of it is a complete reinterpretation of Jesus Christ.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I like that.
dan friesen
I'm down.
We'll get into some of it here.
jordan holmes
The current one kind of sucks, so let's just jump into it.
dan friesen
We'll get into some of that here in a little bit, but the idea that this guy, Brett, I can't remember his last name.
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
But Brett set out to remote view the author of the Urantia book, and he found mantis beings.
jordan holmes
Wait.
Behind him while he was authoring it?
Or just like around him?
dan friesen
They were the inspiration.
jordan holmes
They were the inspiration.
dan friesen
For it or whatever.
jordan holmes
So he was giving high fives while writing the book.
dan friesen
I did a lot of looking into the Arantia book.
jordan holmes
That's a good idea.
dan friesen
Because I was like, what the fuck is this?
So I started looking into it.
So here's the story of the Arantia book.
This is perhaps one of the weirdest things that we're ever going to have to have accidentally stumbled into.
So it was written by this guy named Dr. William Sadler.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
I do not trust the doctor in front of his name.
dan friesen
He did study with Freud for a year.
jordan holmes
Well, then I really don't trust the doctor in front of his name.
dan friesen
So he claimed that he wrote the Urantia book with the help of a mysterious individual, another man.
jordan holmes
Mantid.
dan friesen
No.
So Sadler was a devout Seventh-day Adventist, and he was married to Lena Celestia Kellogg, niece of John Harvey Kellogg, inventor of cornflakes, founder of the Race Betterment Foundation, and all-around lunatic.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He was a crazy dude.
jordan holmes
Man of the three enemas per day is a great way to live your life.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Never touch your dick.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Never!
It'll steal your energy!
dan friesen
A lot better breakdowns of the Kellogg's have been done in the past.
There's a great dollop about it if you want to listen to it.
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Short version.
Whack-a-do crazy.
dan friesen
Nuts.
And a lot of it came from his...
jordan holmes
And a brother with great business acumen who turned cornflakes into something amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The asshole who is like, clean your butt!
Not great.
dan friesen
And a lot of it, man, a lot of it had roots in Seventh-day Adventist beliefs.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
A lot of it had to do with, like, eugenics-y beliefs, too.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
They had a deep interest in...
jordan holmes
He was really popular at the time, though.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
You can't really fault him for that.
dan friesen
That's why he started the Race Betterment Foundation.
jordan holmes
Well, you gotta betterment races!
dan friesen
So...
jordan holmes
Have you ever...
The derby was just a few days ago.
Those sucked.
dan friesen
Yeah, you need the better horse races.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So in 1906, John Kellogg's Battle Creek Sanitation, where Sadler had previously been an employee, was becoming really profitable and popular.
A bunch of celebrities were coming.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the Seventh-day Adventists were all about it because they owned the property where the sanitarium was.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
They were thrilled.
However...
jordan holmes
Is there any more ominous name than Battle Creek Sanitary?
dan friesen
It's in Battle Creek, Michigan.
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
I get it.
I get it.
But Battle Creek Sanatorium is not where I would want to be.
dan friesen
Doesn't sound great.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's not like...
I don't trust their pillows.
Even their pillows sound aggressive.
So they were thrilled with it at this point because there's a lot of money coming in and everything.
But in 1907, Kellogg took the sanitarium from Seventh-day Adventist ownership and they de-fellowshipped him.
Because he took his sanitarium that was super profitable away, they're like, you're out.
He basically got excommunicated.
And when Kellogg got kicked out of the church...
jordan holmes
Well, religion is, of course, about money.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
And so when Kellogg got kicked out of the church, Sadler left with him.
His, I guess, uncle-in-law, it would be.
He left with him.
Sometime in between 1906 and 1911, Sadler had become a psychologist, and he ended up with a patient with a...
unidentified
Well, he studied with Freud for a year.
dan friesen
So he ended up with a patient who had a...
jordan holmes
That was at the time where he could just be like, I...
I'm a psychologist today!
dan friesen
Yeah, no one cared.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So he ended up with a patient with a weird sleeping condition.
His wife apparently came over and was like, hey, this guy needs, my husband needs her help.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Automatic writing.
dan friesen
That might come into it eventually.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
When the man slept, he spoke to Sadler and claimed to be an alien.
Naturally, being a man of science, Sadler ran some tests on the dude, determined him to be completely sane, and that he was actually channeling aliens in his sleep.
jordan holmes
Could you run to prove that?
dan friesen
That little mallet on the knee?
The little rubber mallet?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What, does he have an EKG at this time?
A primitive, like, oh, well, clearly he's telling the truth.
dan friesen
He ends up observing him for years, so I assume it's just like...
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, if it's a real alien, of course you're gonna keep looking at him.
dan friesen
I assume the tests are just...
Wait and see?
Is he going to show real manifest signs of craziness?
So for years, he would converse with this sleeping man and write down what he said often, and that work would eventually become the Urantia book.
There's other pieces that end up coming into it, which we'll get into here in a second.
jordan holmes
Why is it called the Urantia book?
dan friesen
Because Urantia is the name that these aliens say is the actual name of Earth that other aliens call Earth.
That's the official name of Earth.
jordan holmes
Well, wouldn't our own name for...
That's like calling America, America, instead of whatever name the Native Americans call it.
dan friesen
Les Etats Unis?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
The First Nations.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, you know.
Like, it's our world.
Fuck you.
dan friesen
I don't disagree.
jordan holmes
Call it Earth, or Gaia, or whatever the fuck you want.
It's our world.
dan friesen
I would love to scream that at this sleeping man.
No, you alien.
jordan holmes
Earth is for Earthicans!
dan friesen
So, Sadler would keep this man's identity secret, allegedly because he didn't want any ill repute to come to him in case things go bad.
But multiple researchers who have looked into it have suggested they believe it was his brother-in-law, Wilfred Kellogg.
So...
unidentified
They were running a scam.
dan friesen
This is an elaborate scam.
So, beginning in 1923, Sadler began hosting religious discussion groups in his home, attended by friends, colleagues, and suspiciously, former patients.
unidentified
Odd.
jordan holmes
It's probably just a coincidence.
They're believers.
dan friesen
Right, right.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, you cured me.
I want to keep up with you.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
So in the fourth such meeting, the topic...
jordan holmes
Eckhart Tolle all over again, man.
dan friesen
He doesn't have discussion groups with his ex-patients.
Even he's more ethical than that.
jordan holmes
Everyone's an ex-patient to Eckhart Tolle.
dan friesen
It's true.
So in the fourth such meeting, the topic of this guy came up who was talking in his sleep, and everyone was interested.
Seidler would later report to the group that they had been given permission to discuss what the sleeping man had said and try and come up with workshopped good questions to ask next time he goes and talks to him.
jordan holmes
Now, frankly, that's just a good organization.
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, that's solid planning.
Who doesn't want a very solid plan if you know you have a resource?
To really dig into things.
You can't just go in there half-cocked.
You gotta get everybody together.
You get the whiteboard up there, or I suppose it would be a chalkboard back then.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
And you do the whole thing, and you're like, hey, first question.
dan friesen
The fuck?
jordan holmes
Next question.
For real?
Third question.
How do you feel about all of this?
dan friesen
Right, right.
Do you think it should be called Earth?
Because we all do.
So that group would go on to become known as the Urantia Book Forum.
And in 1925, they became a formal group and sworn to secrecy.
Throughout the entire history of the Forum, only five people ever knew who the Sleeping Man was, including the Sleeping Man himself.
jordan holmes
Did he?
dan friesen
The Sleeping Man's wife.
jordan holmes
Prove it.
dan friesen
Sadler and his wife.
So that's four.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
There's only one other person unaccounted for who actually knows who the Sleeping Man is.
jordan holmes
Kellogg.
dan friesen
No, Kellogg is the brother-in-law.
jordan holmes
No, that's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
He's the Sleeping Man.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
The dad.
dan friesen
The dad?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
John Harvey Kellogg?
jordan holmes
Yeah!
Of course!
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Who else would know?
dan friesen
So, in 2016, thousands of pages of...
jordan holmes
Actually, you're right.
It was FDR.
dan friesen
It was probably FDR.
He was interested in the spirits.
jordan holmes
The president has to know.
dan friesen
So in 2016, thousands of pages of diaries kept by forum members Harold and Martha Sherman were released.
They paint a portrait of Sadler as a con man, which should surprise no one.
In them, he describes the papers.
Harold describes the papers about the life of Jesus that ended up being channeled.
jordan holmes
As being golden tablets?
dan friesen
He describes them as, quote, fictitious, unnatural, hackneyed, uninspired, distasteful, offensive, inconsistent, and peppered with cliches and time-worn phrases.
They are poorly written, hodgepodge, and rotten to the core.
unidentified
So, you know.
jordan holmes
That is thorough.
dan friesen
He was triggered.
jordan holmes
That is thorough.
That's a lot of adjectives.
I would say shorten it down, but you know what?
dan friesen
I'm all for it.
jordan holmes
Actually, just like the golden tablets.
I think he nailed it.
dan friesen
Sherman, quote, This is literally Mormonism.
Yep.
jordan holmes
This is literally the same story.
dan friesen
Exactly.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I love it.
dan friesen
Analysis has suggested that a great deal of the content in the book itself is outright plagiarism.
For instance, on page three of the book, there's a long passage on seven ways to define absolute perfection.
The passage is taken almost word for word from philosopher Charles Hartshorn's 1941 book, Man's Vision of God.
It is a flagrant, shameful plagiarism that could have been the basis for legal action if Hartshorn had known about it and wanted to sue for copyright violation.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
That is a passage that is read there from noted skeptic Martin Gardner, who wrote a book about the book's history called Urantia, the Great Cult Mystery.
And it lays out numerous additional plagiarisms and also notes the curious presence of very specifically Seventh-day Adventist beliefs in the material supposedly channeled from aliens, such as the doctrine of soul sleep.
jordan holmes
The what now?
The do what now?
dan friesen
Soul sleep is the belief that in between lives, before you come back or anything, your soul is just like nothing.
Your soul is resting.
In between any reincarnations you may have.
jordan holmes
That sounds fine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
As opposed to there being a time after death or before you were born where your soul was alive.
jordan holmes
You just keep jumping in and jumping out.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a rest period.
And then the other specifically Adventist belief that they include in there, weirdly, is annihilationism, which is at the end of, I don't know, whenever God wins, a lot of people and fallen angels and shit will just not exist anymore.
Their souls will be completely destroyed.
jordan holmes
Because they have no purpose left.
dan friesen
In normal Christian doctrine, that's not the case.
Sure.
Whatever.
jordan holmes
All of this is dumb.
Christianity, name it.
dan friesen
But it is interesting that you have very specifically Seventh-day Adventist beliefs coming through, channeled miraculously by this fallen Seventh-day Adventist who left when his weirdo Kellogg uncle gets kicked out of the church.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then another relative.
Dan, write what you know.
They tweaked a number of things, so it's not like it's a direct one-to-one.
It's all Seventh-day Adventist shit.
But that makes sense, too, because they had been years removed from actually being a part of the church.
It just indicates probably whoever wrote it was...
jordan holmes
Going off the dome trying to remember it.
Couldn't find the book.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And aware of some of the doctrines.
jordan holmes
What are the Seventh-day Adventist texts?
Do they Bible it up, or do they just flow, let it fly?
dan friesen
I think they're into that Bible.
They're into that Bible.
The Orantia book was published in 1955, and that's a long time after this group started meeting.
And one of the reasons that people believe that it took that long, and Sadler, when it got published, was like, I have finally gotten permission that we can publish these from the aliens that they're channeling it from.
jordan holmes
Suspicious.
dan friesen
The reason that this Gardner, he believes, the reason is because a lot of the people in the group were his ex-patients, and he was using this as a way of sort of having a cult-like environment where he's the leader and one of the only people with access to information.
And he didn't want to lose that control by publishing all of this.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And so he waited until 1955 to publish it.
jordan holmes
No, you gotta do that.
Look, if you're gonna lead a cult, you gotta make sure you live it up as long as you can.
dan friesen
Now, Jordan?
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
You know where they did this?
jordan holmes
Battle Creek, Michigan?
dan friesen
On the 500 block of Diversi.
Here in Chicago.
jordan holmes
So this is hometown shit?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
All right.
I love it.
dan friesen
We could go to that building.
jordan holmes
Chicago represent.
dan friesen
We've got to go to that building.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
We've got to take a pilgrimage to where the Urantia book happened.
I've been outside that building.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Not far from my old place.
I don't know.
I think, like, I don't know.
You'd know the building from outside if you saw a picture of it.
jordan holmes
It'd be coincidental if it was the Trump Tower.
That would be pretty hilarious.
dan friesen
That's not on diversity.
jordan holmes
That would be pretty...
That's not the point, Dan.
unidentified
I'm trying...
jordan holmes
I'm making a hypothetical.
dan friesen
You're way too far north.
jordan holmes
I know.
Goddammit, Dan.
dan friesen
But, dude, it's like...
That's an area...
It's, like, probably over there by...
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
dan friesen
What's that basement bar?
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
We're not doing this.
dan friesen
All right, fine.
jordan holmes
Which basement bar?
dan friesen
The basement bar.
jordan holmes
Let's do an intro again where it lasts another ten minutes and we try and forget.
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
dan friesen
Anyway, I have some problems with the Urantia book based on...
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
Galloway Bay?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's it.
jordan holmes
There we go.
dan friesen
It's over by Galloway Bay.
Yeah, that's it.
You couldn't come up with it either, could you?
jordan holmes
Not right away.
unidentified
You were vamping.
jordan holmes
I was thinking it was Galloway Bay.
dan friesen
You were being an asshole by vamping and I don't appreciate that.
I have a problem with the Urantia book.
Based on everything I can glean from it, you have a sociopathic dude who was running an elaborate con, and good on him.
jordan holmes
Never heard of a sociopathic dude doing that before.
dan friesen
Good on him.
I respect the hustle, but in hindsight, come on now.
Oh, also I read a bunch of passages from it, and they're all just like...
They belong on an inspirational word-a-day calendar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's at that level.
That's what an alien's bringing?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Crazy.
jordan holmes
Turns out, look, frankly, it kind of makes more sense for aliens to be just as vapid as human beings as it does for anything else.
dan friesen
Yeah, somewhat.
Why would they have a game face on it?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So we have my problems with the branch of book.
This transition is painful to me because I've tried it three times now.
Not your fault.
I've blown it each time.
So I, fourth time, fifth time, I have a problem with it.
simon parks
All right.
dan friesen
Simon Parks has a different problem with it.
unidentified
Okay.
simon parks
I want to talk about the Urantia book.
I have grave concerns regarding this remote viewing, and I want to tell you what those grave concerns are.
jordan holmes
Please do.
simon parks
The Urantia book was actually published in 1955 by the Urantia Foundation, and it was called The Urantia Book.
In one of the sections, it talks about, I'm going to do it word for word, it says, your world is called Urantia, and you are in the planetary system of Satania.
That's S-A-T-A-N, Satan, I-A, Satania.
unidentified
Well, there you go.
simon parks
In another section, it says, the grand universe number of your world is 5 trillion, 342 billion, 482 million.
337,666.
unidentified
666.
Now, any book that gives a number of 666 I'm going to call that true pending an investigation.
jordan holmes
So he's got two things right.
simon parks
A is a book that I wouldn't want to use, and I fully understand what that book is about.
And this is all documented.
People can go and look this up and they'll see that what I'm saying is truthful.
So I have grave concerns about the Urantia book.
That's my first point.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
That's a good point.
jordan holmes
We're off to a great start.
dan friesen
He thinks it's of the devil.
jordan holmes
See, now, again, again, if he comes to the conclusion that this is a dumb fuck thing to do...
What does it really matter why he does?
dan friesen
No, no, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Because he does believe, or at least it appears he believes, that it was legitimately channeled.
And the backstory of it is true.
It's just that whoever was channeling it got tricked into thinking that it wasn't satanic in nature.
That's what he's saying.
unidentified
That's his point?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That's his point?
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
He got false flagged?
Is that what he's saying?
dan friesen
Yes, it's a false flag channeling.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
Love it.
jordan holmes
I love it when con men are like, you got conned.
You should listen to my con.
dan friesen
Meanwhile, you didn't get conned.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Now we get into his critique of this remote viewing.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Brett, whatever, did.
jordan holmes
Too many adjectives!
dan friesen
So here's his take on it.
And again, if the end result is like, yes, this guy is full of shit, then we can agree on that.
But boy, the substance is different.
unidentified
Here we go.
simon parks
My second point is that half an hour before we went on, one of our listeners sent me a video, which is readily available on YouTube.
And it's called The Mantis Extraterrestrial Everything You Need to Know.
I'm going to repeat that.
Mantis Extraterrestrial Everything You Need to Know.
I have grave concerns because...
dan friesen
First of all, let's take a moment to enjoy Carrie's laugh about like, haha, as if they could put that in one video.
jordan holmes
Also, you didn't need to repeat that.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It's a very simple title.
dan friesen
I'm going to say it again.
jordan holmes
I'm going to say it again!
simon parks
There appears to be, in the presentation of Brett Stewart, there would appear to be lifting directly from this YouTube video, and I'm going to give evidence of that.
At the 1.56 minute mark on the video, there is a drawing extremely similar to the drawing that Brett Stewart uses in his presentation.
And at the 9.30 mark, he uses word for word the presentation, which is along the words that they wish to conquer rather than see human ascension.
So I have grave concerns because there appears to be lifting directly from this video.
Also, it talks about mantis having oily skin.
He said that.
Extra joints on their necks and their arms.
He said that.
unidentified
And I'm shocked, actually.
dan friesen
I don't...
unidentified
That's hardcore rule of threes right there.
jordan holmes
That is exactly...
I have this problem with it.
I have this problem with it.
And let me tell you something.
Mantids don't have oily skin.
dan friesen
No, sir.
I have to tell you how delighted I was when at the end he's like, I am shocked.
jordan holmes
Shocked!
dan friesen
So basically what he's saying is...
jordan holmes
Sir, I will meet you for pistols at dawn.
dan friesen
He's saying that Brett Stewart is...
I mean, 100% what he's saying is that he's plagiarized his remote viewing from this YouTube video.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right.
dan friesen
And he's not talking about mantids.
No, sir.
He is not.
But we'll get to that in a second.
We need to deal with the plagiarism a little more in this next group.
Because I want to be clear about this.
I believe when you accuse someone of plagiarism, you're invalidating not only the work, you're invalidating their process.
Anyway, here's...
jordan holmes
Until you're expelled from this show, you're fine.
dan friesen
Here is...
I can't remember his name.
Simon.
That's not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I am sleepy.
Here is Simon on the plagiarism issue.
kerry cassidy
Simon, can I just break in here asking you which came first, Brett's viewing or this so-called website?
jordan holmes
Great question.
simon parks
The website was 2017.
kerry cassidy
Okay, so it was a year before.
That's very, very interesting.
And, you know, just let me also say for the viewers that Brett is very well aware that we're doing this discussion today, and he is going to come on my show to discuss his viewing.
He's traveling at the moment, but in probably the next few weeks.
And he is an admirer of yours, by the way.
unidentified
I guess you know that.
simon parks
Let me make it clear.
I've actually gone on public record saying that his work is good.
I've said that.
I've said that he's very accurate.
And this is not a criticism of him.
Anybody who knows me knows that I don't do that.
That's not what I'm doing.
What I'm saying is that I have issues with this particular piece of work.
unidentified
I have issues with this particular remote viewing.
simon parks
I don't have issues with Brett Stewart.
I have issues with this.
Giving evidence as to where those issues are.
dan friesen
That's a weird line to draw.
Also, what you asked there, what is that clunkiness?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I didn't keep in any clips about this because it made me kind of sad.
You don't know this because you don't watch the actual full videos.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But Carrie always has tech troubles.
There's always long periods where they can't hear each other and they're working out their Skype.
Of course.
What you need to do is mute your mic when I'm talking.
They do that on air and she just releases them.
So in this case, because she couldn't get...
jordan holmes
We can't give judgment.
We have tech issues.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
We had one episode lost in a year and a half.
When she's doing this episode, I don't know why, but maybe because she couldn't use YouTube and she was using Facebook, she couldn't get the picture in a picture going.
So instead, she has a laptop that she's holding up that has...
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
And she's holding it towards the camera.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Away from her.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
This is my favorite thing that's ever happened.
unidentified
So you can see Simon.
jordan holmes
That is the cutest fucking thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a...
It's adorable.
dan friesen
It's enterprising.
jordan holmes
That's like a six-year-old.
That's what a six-year-old would do.
dan friesen
No, I mean, real talk.
jordan holmes
Well, a six-year-old in the 80s, like not a six-year-old now.
They're far more technically capable than she is.
dan friesen
I don't like you impugning her for that because I think in a pinch, that's a pretty creative solution.
It looks bad, but it's a pretty creative way to do it as opposed to like, eh, we just got audio.
We're going live, but hey, I'm going to set my laptop over here with the picture.
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought she was holding it.
dan friesen
She is for part of it.
There might be a stand at some point.
jordan holmes
If you've got it on a table or something, that's fine.
But if you're holding it with your little hand on it, that's cute.
dan friesen
I believe that both happen.
But anyway, she has tech difficulties, and it's because she's being attacked.
jordan holmes
It happens.
dan friesen
She's being hacked and attacked.
YouTube, DDoS.
Brett Stewart has clearly plagiarized this based on the evidence they've presented.
jordan holmes
Obvious.
dan friesen
The fact that that other video came out a year before his remote viewing and has certain thematic and verbal, literal verbal similarities in terms of...
Turns of phrase, uses of sentences.
jordan holmes
Well, he remote viewed into the past.
dan friesen
He could have remote viewed the video.
jordan holmes
A few days before the video came out.
dan friesen
Could be.
jordan holmes
It's original material.
The video actually plagiarized him.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's only that he couldn't write it until after the video was made.
dan friesen
Right.
So he plagiarized it.
unidentified
Yeah, obviously.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
There's no doubt about that.
dan friesen
And Simon is literally saying, um, yes.
And then Kerry says, you know, he's listening and he's a fan.
jordan holmes
And he says, well, in the past I have said great things about him.
I think he's a wonderful man.
I am talking about this specific instance.
dan friesen
This one time things went off the rails.
jordan holmes
Look, I wouldn't be a good friend if I weren't calling him out for this.
dan friesen
But the implication of this video existed a year before very clearly is instead of remote viewing, what Brett Stewart did is watch this video and then pretend he...
We remote viewed something.
That is the implication.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, and it looks bad.
dan friesen
Oh, it does.
jordan holmes
It looks bad.
dan friesen
All this looks bad.
jordan holmes
But, is there a but?
I feel like that's a full stop.
dan friesen
There is a but.
Brett should not have fucking talked about the mantids.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Here's why.
jordan holmes
So many reasons.
simon parks
The drawing that Brett showed, he showed this creature.
Can you see that?
I've just drawn that drawing.
kerry cassidy
Yes.
simon parks
It's not...
dan friesen
In case you didn't hear that, what he said is, this isn't the actual drawing.
I've drawn a drawing of the one that's in his video.
Which is...
jordan holmes
So now, if I understand correctly, what is happening in the video is Carrie Cassidy looking at camera.
This dude, Simon, in the laptop looking at camera.
Simon holding up a drawing.
dan friesen
Yes.
And it's a drawing of a drawing.
jordan holmes
This is fantastic.
This is fantastic.
This is an Ouroboros of lunacy.
simon parks
Not the drawing.
It's my representation of what I saw.
Now, Brett does use the word mantis-like.
Occasionally he uses the word mantis.
This is what the mantis actually look like.
dan friesen
Here's another drawing.
jordan holmes
Right.
simon parks
Okay, that's the mantis.
This is not a mantis.
This is called by the United States military an insectoid.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
They're very different.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Very different.
jordan holmes
No.
Refuse.
dan friesen
Refuse.
jordan holmes
I do not like my conspiracy alien bullshit to split hairs.
I don't like it.
dan friesen
We've already dealt with the reptilians and the reptoids.
Why not deal with the mantis and the insectoids?
jordan holmes
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
This isn't Starship Troopers, okay?
dan friesen
You're being a baby.
Much like on our last episode, Obama told us it's time to put away childish things.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
This petty squabble that you have needs to go to bed.
jordan holmes
Alright, I apologize.
You're right.
You're right, Dad.
dan friesen
So, it's not mantises that Brett has seen.
It's insectoids.
jordan holmes
Which calls everything into question.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Everything into question.
How can you trust this man?
dan friesen
It is a whole new ballgame.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so he believes...
Look, dude, it's just...
He goes on forever about this.
It's just, you know, like, hey, the mantis, you know, that, hey.
jordan holmes
So are the mantises good or bad?
Are the insectoids good or bad?
Are the insectoids more, is insectoid more of a general term?
Are we talking like kingdom phylum kind of shit?
There's a, there's a.
dan friesen
We're going to get to all of it.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Don't worry about it.
You're getting ahead of the horse.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
I just have questions.
dan friesen
I understand.
And these questions will be dealt with, but like.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say without giving stuff away, but insectoids are not mantises.
That's very important.
He goes on...
jordan holmes
I feel like mantises are insectoids, though.
dan friesen
Not all mantises are...
No, not all insectoids are mantises.
jordan holmes
But all mantises are insectoids.
dan friesen
Right.
That makes sense.
It's like classic syllogism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's the case.
jordan holmes
If A, then B. If B, then C, but whatever.
dan friesen
It's not spelled out like that, so I don't know.
And I'm not one to make assumptions about alien phylums and race.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
But we don't have the research.
dan friesen
Something happened on this episode that straight up blew my mind.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
It's taken us a while in having Carrie have bullshit said to her.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That she's just been like, oh, yes.
Finally, we get one moment where Carrie is like, I don't know about that.
unidentified
Nah.
dan friesen
I don't know about that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
kerry cassidy
Doubts about the Urantia book, actually.
And that doesn't mean the whole thing is bogus.
It just means that there may be some issues there.
dan friesen
So that's...
I mean, it's jarring for her to have a problem with something.
jordan holmes
I don't know how I feel.
I don't know how I feel about this.
dan friesen
I feel like the equivocating is a little bit like, it doesn't mean it's all bogus.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it kind of does.
Come on.
If any part of that book is not gospel, none of that book is gospel.
dan friesen
If you're in for a penny, you're in for a pound.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
As far as I'm concerned with these sorts of elaborate cons.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So you asked about the mantid agenda, and I'm sorry I couldn't answer your question in a timely fashion, but here.
jordan holmes
I believe it's about adopting?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yes.
It is about international adoptions.
jordan holmes
Which I say, like, there are 300,000 kids who are in our orphanage system.
I'm fine with mantids adopting.
I think we need good homes for all of these children, regardless of your insectoid?
dan friesen
It's actually part of the Magnitsy Act.
jordan holmes
Is that what it is?
dan friesen
Yeah, the mantids can't adopt.
All right.
Look, man.
You know how Mark Richards says the raptors are cool?
That makes us suspicious of him?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And the raptors?
Makes it seem like, eh, maybe the raptors aren't cool.
Right.
Apparently the mantids are pretty cool, too.
kerry cassidy
So, in terms of, to wrap up this mantid agenda, could you...
jordan holmes
Yes, let's wrap it up.
dan friesen
By the way, hasn't started.
I'm not...
jordan holmes
The mantid agenda is assumed, Dan.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Everybody already knows what the mantid agenda is.
dan friesen
If you're coming into Project Camelot, you're not...
jordan holmes
You already know.
simon parks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
kerry cassidy
Understanding.
Tell me what you think the mantid agenda is at this time, and then we'll move on to these other subjects.
unidentified
Sure.
simon parks
The mantids, in the true sense, not the insectoids, the mantids actually want humanity to ascend.
Unlike the greys and the reptilians and AI, which actually want humanity to be bottled up and held in the position of slavery.
The reason that the mantis want humanity to survive is that real true mantids come from this earth.
They were not brought here, or they didn't travel here.
They actually are indigenous, something like 144 million years ago when they first evolved.
jordan holmes
Was that the Cretaceous period?
simon parks
They are connected to humanity.
And there's a lot in Brett's presentation which is, I believe, accurate.
jordan holmes
I mean, he stole it.
simon parks
If humanity evolves and goes to the fifth dimension, so will the mantis.
jordan holmes
Which one is that?
simon parks
Unlike the reptilians, which will be trapped in the fourth, and the greys, which will be stuck in the fourth.
The mantis have every reason to see humanity evolve.
They do not win.
If we are stuck in the third dimension, they don't get anything out of it.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Qui bono!
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Qui bono!
jordan holmes
Our interests align.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
How can you not trust them?
dan friesen
So you're asking about the dimensions, and this is a part of Illuminati theory that's been going on for a really long time.
jordan holmes
Is this like transcending outside of time?
dan friesen
Yes.
Dimensions, it's often called densities.
You reach a new density.
jordan holmes
A new density.
I feel like this is a lot about people who don't understand dimensions.
dan friesen
Now, I did a lot of reading on this years ago, and so some of it's going to be a little bit spotty.
But a lot of this comes from this idea of the Illuminati, and what they are is sort of the dark side of whatever.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Of course.
There's a coming point.
And every time there's something that happens, people online get boners about how this is it.
Like 2012 was that for a long time.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
It's whatever coming point there is, is that is the point when we will either ascend to the next level or stay on the third dimension.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or fourth dimension, depending on...
unidentified
Whatever.
dan friesen
Whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we're staying in the third dimension.
That makes as little sense as anything else.
dan friesen
And so the idea essentially is that life and your time in this density or this dimension is to teach you certain lessons and get you to elevate to the next level, specifically in the context of putting others before yourself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I remember.
That was in A Brief History of Time, I believe.
That was Hawking's main thesis.
dan friesen
Was it?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're snickering.
jordan holmes
Or perhaps the special theory of relativity?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
How far back does it go, Dan?
dan friesen
It goes at least to Carl Sagan's demon-haunted world.
jordan holmes
Fair.
dan friesen
That was about the internet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, look, dude, I don't even know how to spell it out.
But the point is...
There's this belief that we are faced with a crisis that's coming soon, and what we need to do is get ourselves elevated.
You know, it's all the same talk.
Raise your vibration.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That sort of thing.
And so you elevate to the next level as opposed to getting left here.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the mantises, the mantids, they're our boys.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And they come along with us wherever we go.
jordan holmes
Well, because they're indigenous.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because they're from Earth.
144 million years, they came up with spacecrafts or whatever.
Sure.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
Why not?
jordan holmes
They're not busy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I do always find it interesting.
dan friesen
I would pause it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, this might be stupid on my part.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
I would say that if mantids...
Sure.
And I saw the drawing that he made.
They look like bugs.
They look like big bugs.
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's why you call them mantids.
dan friesen
Exactly.
They look like a praying mantis.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
So...
jordan holmes
That'd be great if they didn't.
If they just look like beetles and he's like, this is what a mantid is.
unidentified
Or humans.
jordan holmes
It's actually Gary.
dan friesen
Hey guys, turns out raptors look like raptors.
Mantises look like mantises.
Who would have guessed?
jordan holmes
It's crazy.
It's odd how we give them literal names.
dan friesen
It's almost like these are children personifying characters.
Anthropomorphizing things.
jordan holmes
It could be.
dan friesen
That don't have consciousness.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
I would say it's difficult for me to imagine that 144 million years ago or so, there were mantises that it would have taken them millions of years to evolve into the form of mantis that would be able to initiate space travel.
jordan holmes
It was an oxygen-rich environment at that time.
That's why everybody grew so much bigger back then.
dan friesen
Why do we see literally no evidence?
Of any other Earth-bound sort of coming close to space technology race of animals.
jordan holmes
They cleaned up after themselves.
unidentified
How?
jordan holmes
Just like God planted the dinosaur bones in order to test your fate.
dan friesen
No, that was the Jews.
We all know that was the Jews.
jordan holmes
Was that the Jews?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's what some people believe.
jordan holmes
Is that what an argument is?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The Jews planted dinosaur bones?
dan friesen
Absolutely.
I've heard people make that argument.
jordan holmes
All right, fair enough.
dan friesen
I think that mantises, based on their arms being not opposable thumbs and all that, I think they'd have a challenging time cleaning up the earth and leaving behind no sign of them being here.
Better at digging, though.
jordan holmes
They got those diggers.
They got those diggers, man.
Come on.
dan friesen
And I think that mantis beings are also somehow wrapped up into the hollow earth stuff.
Of course, of course.
When he's saying that they're indigenous to Earth, I think there might be some of that wrapped up in there.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But be that as it may, all this stuff is stupid, but I'm thrilled they're on our side.
jordan holmes
What I always find fascinating about all of these bullshit theories is that they are always obsessed with the fundamental concept that I think everything, every religion, every belief system is.
Obsessed with.
Which is the idea of ascension versus slavery.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
It is a very fascinating thing to me that regardless of what it is you believe, everybody has a general core concept of we're currently at this medium level.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're in the muck.
jordan holmes
That we could be worse, we could be better.
dan friesen
Right, we could be a rock.
jordan holmes
We're always in the medium.
dan friesen
We could be a rock or we could be a light beam.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's fascinating to me.
dan friesen
You know what's even more fascinating?
When you put it that way, it becomes really troubling that a lot of, especially Western-oriented religions, the good ending, like if you play the game right, you get the good video game end.
That ending is your individuality is absorbed into God or those who get to witness God or worship.
Your individuality is completely gone if you succeed or whatever.
That to me is kind of weird.
I don't like that.
jordan holmes
Why not?
dan friesen
I like my individuality.
I like my autonomy.
I'm kind of into it.
jordan holmes
Well, but don't you feel like a lot of your...
dan friesen
Maybe that's my third dimension challenge.
jordan holmes
That could be.
dan friesen
I have to rise above it.
jordan holmes
I mean, ultimately, so many of your problems are based in the fact that you...
dan friesen
How dare you?
jordan holmes
Have complete autonomy.
You don't know my problems.
Fair enough.
Fair enough, Dan.
I apologize.
Even though we've talked about your problems for countless hours.
dan friesen
Let me tell you the first one.
jordan holmes
Clearly, I know.
dan friesen
I like bad bitches.
That's my fucking problem.
Yeah, I like to fuck.
I got a fucking problem.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Great song.
jordan holmes
It is kind of interesting to me how we all, regardless of where your belief system comes from, We all have this yearning for better, but overriding that is our fear of worse.
It's ultimately that risk aversion that everybody has.
You would rather avoid losing $5 than win $10.
It's a really interesting thing to me.
Our brains are wired that way, it seems.
So much of this comes from just this evolutionary need to not get fucked.
dan friesen
Interesting, too, though, in that is that all of these, even if you go this crazy route, and you're talking about mantis beings, or you go Christianity, even other religions, earthbound religions, right?
You go across the gamut, one of the connective tissues and one of the threads through almost all of it is this, Yeah.
Like this flesh body is inconsequential and doesn't matter.
Right.
unidentified
It seems like that is a through line through everything.
dan friesen
Like that's the prison.
Yeah.
unidentified
The prison is the flesh.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
That goes through new age thinking.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
That goes through old time thinking.
dan friesen
That's Gnostic.
Like all of it.
Every single.
But you have to do that because visceral impulses are really powerful.
Yeah.
unidentified
And if you want to get people to fall into your line of thinking, you have to convince them that.
dan friesen
That like, oh yeah, your base are impulses?
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Absolutely.
It is the through line to all of these religions that ultimately invalidates all of them equally.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, if you believe in Christianity, your end goal...
Is the exact same as the guy who believes in mantids.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It doesn't matter.
unidentified
Kind of.
jordan holmes
Because there is a fundamental conflict between consciousness and instinct.
And we're not capable of processing those things.
dan friesen
That may be the case.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm still not hanging out with Simon Parks.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
He seems fun.
I would love to get a driving test from him.
dan friesen
Oh, that'd be amazing.
Yeah.
But he'll be teaching you to drive on the wrong side of the road, because he isn't there.
jordan holmes
Oh, that guy's...
That's his real craziness.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, I cut out a bunch of stuff.
jordan holmes
Teach you to drive in the fifth dimension, man.
dan friesen
That's the right side of the road.
Left side of the road.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, I cut out a bunch of this stuff, because they end up talking politics a bunch.
unidentified
Why?
dan friesen
Because Simon knows a lot.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, he was a council member.
What are his political beliefs?
dan friesen
He believes that the Syrian stuff was a false flag.
jordan holmes
That's not great.
I'm not off to a good start.
dan friesen
But I only bring that up.
It's really boring.
But I bring it up because it's like, oh, this is the same as Alex.
It's one of those points where I think a lot of people who listen, not a lot of people, but I'm sure there's a small minority at least that's like, why do you cover Project Cam a lot?
Because you've got to recognize that a lot of the time they believe the same thing.
It's just Carrie talks about this other mantis and uh...
Mark Richards shit.
jordan holmes
Ultimately, we get to the same conclusion on these guys.
dan friesen
There's that Syria gas attack is a false flag stuff.
jordan holmes
Also, I don't think anybody has asked us the question, why do you cover this stuff, right?
dan friesen
No, I ask it in my head, though.
jordan holmes
You're preemptively being like, everybody's asking me this question!
dan friesen
Not everyone's asking me, but I do feel it.
It's weird that we're an Alex Jones podcast and then for some reason we just fucking talk about...
jordan holmes
Because it's the same shit.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
It's the same shit.
dan friesen
Everyone's a con man.
jordan holmes
Look, we could talk about megachurches.
It'd be the same shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, well, we have.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
We talked about that one homophobic preacher.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you talk about the prosperity gospel.
It's the same fucking shit as mantids.
Who gives up to a certain degree?
It's the same fucking bullshit.
dan friesen
So they also talk about...
There's a bunch of stuff.
There's pro-Russia leanings, there's pro-Putin leanings, even though Simon has come out and said that the Nordics are advising Putin.
But he's saying things negative about Putin, but based on reality.
It's like you're letting him off the hook for things.
jordan holmes
Well, the Nordics were the reason that the Holocaust happened.
It wasn't nationalist Germany.
It was Nordics.
And the Greys, who are mercenaries.
So they don't even give a fuck.
dan friesen
The particular thing that they talk about is the gassing of that spy in London.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
And it's another...
jordan holmes
Simon, I'm sure, has a lot of thoughts about that.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, it's like, hey, it was an agent of some sort, but it wasn't Putin.
He wouldn't have done something like that.
Blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Man, it sure fits in with everything Putin's ever done, though.
dan friesen
Yeah, and that's what he says.
jordan holmes
It kind of tracks perfectly.
dan friesen
That's what he says.
jordan holmes
And that is why it has to be a false flag.
dan friesen
Exactly.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's too obvious.
dan friesen
Too obvious.
jordan holmes
Too obvious.
dan friesen
They knew that Putin has a history of gassing people, and so they gasped.
I don't like the idea of states being copycat killers.
That doesn't amuse me.
unidentified
Although that might as well be true.
dan friesen
The other thing that I forgot to bring up is in the conversation of the Syria being a false flag stuff, what they were getting to at the end was that The Kabalist Kabal, the Zionist Kabal in Israel is really behind it.
unidentified
It always comes back to anti-Semitism.
dan friesen
Well, but here's the problem.
It's like, yeah, Israel is doing a lot of fucked up shit.
Oh, yeah, no.
jordan holmes
Israel is run by Nazis now, which is fascinating.
dan friesen
Yeah, but if you want to talk about the real stuff, talk about it.
But if you want to talk about these bizarre conspiracy theories and then throw Israel in it, I'm going to guess that you have a different...
Angle on it than I do.
jordan holmes
Might be.
dan friesen
It feels very weird.
jordan holmes
I don't think Israel should colonize the West Bank because they're run by the goddamn reptoids.
dan friesen
We need to bring in the rafters.
So it's just weird to do all this politics stuff.
And I'm sorry, there's been a lot of talking, but it gets to probably my favorite thing that's ever happened on Project Camelot.
There is a fucking...
This is so weird.
I don't even know how to set this up, and there's no fucking need to.
Just enjoy this shit.
simon parks
President Trump actually stood up to the North and said, I've had it with you.
dan friesen
He's talking about North and South Korea.
He's saying that Trump finally put pressure on it.
That's what's going to solve it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's not important to what happens.
I just wanted to give you context.
simon parks
I'm going to blow you to pieces.
unidentified
And China and Russia actually said to America, go ahead and do it.
simon parks
And the reason that they did this change of face was because North Korea had developed nuclear weapons and a missile.
that could reach not just American real estate but anything to do with China and Russia so what we had was in many, many years, an agreement that North Korea had gone too far.
Now there's also the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds who both financially controlled the North and the South.
And they then came to an arrangement that they would withdraw President Trump.
dan friesen
Ah!
We have Kerry.
jordan holmes
We've got a lot of coffin.
dan friesen
We've got a lot of coffin.
jordan holmes
Love it.
dan friesen
And then, at the end there, we have the Rothschilds and Rockefellers.
unidentified
Of course!
jordan holmes
They control North and South Korea.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
They control everything.
Does one control the North and one control the South?
Is it a proxy war between the Rockefellers?
dan friesen
Simon Parks is caught back in the 2009 era of where Alex Jones' conspiracy mindset is.
Now, granted, I have heard Carrie talk about Soros, too.
I've heard her bring him up.
But this guy isn't.
Simon's not bringing him up.
We should see, again, another parallel there to those two worlds.
Bringing up the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds as big villains.
jordan holmes
My general operating theory now on North Korea is that they realized that their nuclear program wasn't actually going to work.
And the more I read about the whole situation, A nuclear testing site that they have that was underground or whatever essentially collapsed.
dan friesen
That's one of them.
There's other tunnels.
jordan holmes
No, I understand that, but I'm fairly certain at this point they're kind of like, oh, they figured it out.
We're bluffing.
dan friesen
I'm 50-50 on it.
That is one possibility.
Another possibility is that negotiations are being done under sort of like differing pretexts.
Like the idea that he's offering some sort of denuclearization.
If you look at his statements, they do seem to imply that we have to also.
Like the expectation is like we can have an agreement, but everyone gets rid of nukes.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's actually a good negotiating position for them.
dan friesen
It's great.
jordan holmes
I like that.
dan friesen
It's great for the world.
jordan holmes
The problem is I'm kind of on the side now of everybody should have...
Like, realistically, what America and Russia should do...
Is give our nuclear stockpile...
unidentified
Everybody gets 10. You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
That way, we're not invading Iran.
Iran's got 10 nukes.
We've got 10 nukes.
It's an equal distribution of mutually assured destruction.
dan friesen
Jordan.
I don't...
jordan holmes
Like, you can't trust America with anything.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
We are fucking insane!
dan friesen
Let me introduce you to my dear friend, Ollie North, the new head of the NRA.
unidentified
Yeah, great!
dan friesen
Great!
I think you two now have a lot in common, because you have just described their position on gun rights.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I mean, more...
Well, the problem is, gun rights are slightly different insofar as...
unidentified
No, they're not.
jordan holmes
Oh, tell me how this is an equal position.
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, compare these two.
dan friesen
Everyone having nukes in order so no one can aggress upon each other is everyone has guns so no one can be violent with each other.
jordan holmes
That's not the same thing.
dan friesen
It is on a macro scale.
jordan holmes
On a macro scale, it's a very different situation.
dan friesen
No, just think of states as people.
Think of states as people.
jordan holmes
That's a ridiculous concept.
That's like whenever people say...
It's all ridiculous!
That's when people say the country should be run like a household.
Everybody...
We need to tighten our belts.
That's not how that actually fucking works.
dan friesen
Everything we're discussing is ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Well, alright.
But this is where we gotta get into it.
I don't like that because that is a false equivalence.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
jordan holmes
I disagree entirely.
Defend your position.
dan friesen
Well, because killing is killing.
You know?
jordan holmes
I understand killing is killing.
I get that.
But what are you talking about?
dan friesen
The threat at its core is death, whether it's mass death or your death.
Your individual death.
jordan holmes
I would massively prefer nobody had nukes.
Don't misunderstand my position.
dan friesen
I didn't accuse you of having that position.
jordan holmes
My number one position is no guns, no military, no fucking nukes.
That's my number one position.
But if you have two massively nuclear powers who are capable of threatening everybody else, at this point in time, in a fucking international concept, the only way to avoid being invaded is to have...
dan friesen
Sure, but look at it this way.
You have two powers that have tons of guns, gangs and cops.
How are you going to protect yourself from both of those?
Gotta have a gun.
That doesn't make sense.
No, it's not.
Who cares?
Let's move on.
jordan holmes
Fine, I'm mad at you.
dan friesen
Let's agree to disagree.
So, remember how Carrie was coughing?
jordan holmes
She was soul coughing, actually.
dan friesen
That doesn't stop.
jordan holmes
She runs around in circles.
dan friesen
Round in circles, round in circles.
unidentified
Sorry, sorry, it's actually...
It's probably an energy attack against you.
Right.
So, anyway...
So...
jordan holmes
Carrie's like...
Sure.
dan friesen
Simon.
jordan holmes
Sure.
It's an energy attack against me.
Thanks, Simon.
I could just have a dry throat.
dan friesen
That's what you think?
jordan holmes
Wait, she's gonna jump back?
dan friesen
Wait.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Wait.
jordan holmes
No.
kerry cassidy
I don't know, you know, how much you pay attention or hear anything about my work, but recently, Mark Richards actually leaked something that was very, very interesting, and it is about North Korea, and maybe this is why I'm, what's happening, they're attacking my, My throat chakra is being...
simon parks
Yeah, that is a satanic attack on you, okay?
I want you to really just protect yourself now.
You've got a lot of love from all of your audience and me, and this attack just has got to stop.
It has just got to stop.
kerry cassidy
Okay, thank you.
dan friesen
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Ah!
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
I just got taken back to when I was growing up.
My mom was really, really sick one night.
In the middle of the night, she was so sick.
She was screaming out in pain.
Woke up the whole family, even in the basement.
And we're all just running into my parents' bedroom.
And we're like, for real?
What the fuck is going on?
And my dad's like, it's fine.
I'm laying hands on her and praying.
dan friesen
That's cool.
jordan holmes
And I was like...
9-1-1.
Immediately.
Get this...
No, no, no.
Fuck your laying hands on bullshit.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
jordan holmes
9-1-1, please.
dan friesen
Carrie just gave you a flashback.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This is the same fucking...
Oh, we're gonna give you energy.
There's a lot of love to protect you against this satanic energy.
Fuck off.
dan friesen
Spoiler alert, she doesn't...
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
She coughs later.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course she fucking does.
dan friesen
Because she didn't take a drink of water.
jordan holmes
She didn't take a drink of water!
dan friesen
Not on camera, not that I saw.
jordan holmes
It's not hard.
dan friesen
No, but maybe she didn't have a bottle handy.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I just love...
jordan holmes
I call bullshit.
This is the first thing that I'm real mad about.
dan friesen
I love the idea that you thought that she was dismissive of his idea that it's an energy attack.
jordan holmes
I for real thought that.
dan friesen
We're talking about Carrie Cassidy.
jordan holmes
I know, but I was really hoping, Dan.
I was really hoping.
dan friesen
No such luck.
No such luck.
So at this point, I want to play a couple clips of just, like, pretty close similarities between Simon, Project Camelot, and Alex Jones.
In this first one, he talks about Brexit.
simon parks
One of the primary reasons that Great Britain voted to leave the European Union, because night after night after night, premier television showed hundreds of thousands of people streaming across borders.
And that made Great Britain's majority of people vote to leave Europe.
So that's one very important, mustn't be underestimated effect of that.
If you take a country and you try to change its value-based system by introducing people who are not of your country, you will cause riots and revolution.
And I believe in many cases that's exactly what they intended.
You spoke about France.
dan friesen
So...
Cultural replacement is behind the fears, and they are doing that intentionally.
That's exactly what Alex says.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's 100% his whole idea about the globalists and how they're trying to have no borders and flood us with people with different cultures, and we're all going to have our white people replaced.
jordan holmes
They're false flagging us.
unidentified
That's really ridiculous.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
That's ridiculous.
I mean, in a certain sense...
dan friesen
Whether his assessment is accurate or not, I don't want to talk about that.
jordan holmes
In a certain sense, it kind of is.
Like, essentially, what he was saying is that propaganda made people afraid.
dan friesen
Propaganda about cultural displacement is effective.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I'll agree with that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he was like...
He was so...
And again, in a certain sense, if he had said Cambridge Analytica instead of Raptors, I'd have been like, you're pretty...
Close to the...
dan friesen
To be fair, Simon doesn't talk much about the raptors.
jordan holmes
Or whatever.
dan friesen
He talks about the mantises, but this is just the globalists.
jordan holmes
Well, the mantises are the good ones, so they're not the ones orchestrating this.
He's talking about the insectoids, right?
dan friesen
No, no, this is just about the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And stuff.
jordan holmes
Well, fair enough.
dan friesen
The human powers, as it were.
As it were.
jordan holmes
But they're being advised by the Nordics.
dan friesen
There's no doubt about that.
jordan holmes
Or the Greys.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, also, another thing that Alex has been really talking about a lot is 5G technology.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Doesn't seem to really understand that the G just stands for generation.
And we've done this a bunch of times in terms of upgrades and technology that we're able to have.
And every time there's been lunatic fringe groups that have been like...
Sleep.
No.
unidentified
Sleep.
dan friesen
Fight the future.
unidentified
Sleep.
dan friesen
Fight the idea of everyone having access to the internet.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's terrifying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so...
jordan holmes
That's why we should deregulate...
simon parks
What?
unidentified
Sleep.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex hates 5G.
And turns out...
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Simon hates 5G.
His argument, a little different.
simon parks
Mark Richards talks about the AI.
The problem we've got is that there is one faction attempting 5G, or as they say in other countries, G5.
Which is a very high-frequency form of Wi-Fi, which will allow a fourth-dimensional entity to exist in that and will infect humans and will try to mass brain wipe or brain control large numbers of the population.
And the reason that Mark Richards is probably not allowed to go public is because there is, as we speak, a battle being fought between the cabal group and the good guys as to what is the outcome of it.
unidentified
That could be the reason.
dan friesen
A fourth dimensional entity is going to come in.
jordan holmes
The idea that AI is attempting 5G and then the classic con man move of this is something you understand.
So I'm going to rename it into something that I only understand.
It's G5.
You know, like that kind of bullshit always so fucking childish.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
dan friesen
So, yeah, I only played that clip and played the last two to specifically point out that there's thematic correlations between the things that they're afraid of in Project Camelot world and in Infowars world.
More or less.
jordan holmes
I don't like it!
dan friesen
Neighbors.
Sorry.
So, the other thing is that last month, Simon Parks got fired from a radio show that he did.
jordan holmes
He's doing a radio show on top of teaching driving?
dan friesen
Yeah, he was doing a radio show of some sort, and he got into a little bit of a...
jordan holmes
God, we could never get a radio show.
dan friesen
Yeah, we could.
jordan holmes
No, we could not.
dan friesen
Yeah, we could.
We'd just have to go to a really low rent.
Like Operation.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
There's literally...
But it wouldn't help us.
jordan holmes
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that in our world, there are...
unidentified
Look.
dan friesen
When I say radio show...
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
Okay, never mind.
Clarify.
dan friesen
I mean like an online hub of places where they just put out content or whatever.
jordan holmes
I feel like they still wouldn't allow us.
dan friesen
Someone would.
But like...
unidentified
Wait, what did that guy say about white genocide?
jordan holmes
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Raptors?
Please.
dan friesen
The Soft Yes Podcast Network.
So he had a show...
jordan holmes
We are going to have...
Eventually we will branch out into a 5% Nation only podcast.
dan friesen
So we'll get Ghostface on.
That'll be fun.
jordan holmes
Hell yeah.
dan friesen
So he got in trouble.
Got kicked off this radio network.
Because he got into a fight with another YouTuber who talks to aliens.
jordan holmes
I love the world I get to live in because of you.
dan friesen
She was making some accusations, and I don't think a lot of them are true, probably.
I don't know what the deal is, but some of them were pretty fucking rough.
To the point where I don't even want to repeat them on air.
jordan holmes
You think your opinions wouldn't be printable?
dan friesen
Well, if not true, he should sue.
You know what I'm saying?
It's that level of some of the things.
But one of the accusations that was made was that he defrauds old women of money.
And I don't know if it's specifically old women.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what are we talking about?
A Larry Nichols here?
Come on.
dan friesen
I went to his website, simonparks.org, spelled P-A-R-K-E-S, and he provides some services.
So British.
50 pounds for 30 minutes, 100 pounds for an hour.
He'll give you a soul reading.
jordan holmes
Those are sex line prices.
No, sir.
dan friesen
No.
Soul reading allows Simon to connect with the client's soul and thus determine their star family heritage.
jordan holmes
Star family?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
Like Beetlejuice?
jordan holmes
Like, what are we talking about?
dan friesen
The Beetlegweeds?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, is that?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think it is Beetlejuice, but it's spelled like that.
Also, he'll just do a general consultation where you can just talk about whatever you want.
Also, still, 100 pounds for an hour.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Also, he does deprogramming and mind healing.
jordan holmes
Wouldn't it be amazing if he was actually a really great therapist?
dan friesen
He fixes demonic possession.
jordan holmes
You could call a lot of my mental illnesses demonic possession.
dan friesen
A number of clients are afflicted by dark energy beings.
The djinn being one of them.
jordan holmes
The djinn?
dan friesen
The djinn.
unidentified
Where did it...
jordan holmes
Arabic mythology get jumped into this.
dan friesen
Oh, they're in play.
In those cases where the client wishes to expel slash be free of such entities, Simon is also able to bring this about.
In the meantime, you can go to...
jordan holmes
I just want to expel them.
I don't want to be free of them.
dan friesen
You just want them to hang out?
jordan holmes
I just want to be out.
unidentified
I just want to have a ghost friend on my shoulder.
dan friesen
So yeah, he does all this over Skype or over the phone for $100 an hour.
jordan holmes
100 pounds an hour.
dan friesen
Yeah, which is more than $100 an hour.
jordan holmes
That's like, what?
What's the exchange rate now?
That's like $120 an hour.
I can't afford that.
dan friesen
And so it's not great.
I don't know if he's defrauding people, but boy, it smells like it.
I don't know.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
What's the ad they do for, like, talktherapy.com or whatever it is?
Talkspace, that's it.
dan friesen
I'm sure the rates on that are great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Let's see if we can get him to buy ads on it.
jordan holmes
Like, the dollop has Talkspace and we get this fucking guy.
dan friesen
I would not take that ad.
I'll tell you that right now.
jordan holmes
No, I don't think so.
I don't think I would take a Talkspace ad either.
I think they're probably a borderline scam.
dan friesen
50-50 on it.
No idea.
I haven't looked into it.
Don't want to comment.
I have one last clip.
This is the punchline.
Boy.
jordan holmes
Boy, howdy.
simon parks
I've met Mark Richards' wife.
And as far as I'm concerned, they're incredibly genuine.
I've never met the man, but I've met his wife and I follow the work.
I'm absolutely convinced that he should not be in jail.
He should be released immediately.
dan friesen
No, no.
He was involved in a fucking contract murder.
I believe that Joanne Richards is genuine.
That's not what I've ever taken issue with.
I've taken issue with the fact that she's...
Being defrauded.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Is actively participating in that fraud.
Right, right, right.
How many...
jordan holmes
Don't, like, a shit ton of serial killers wind up getting, like, love letters and naked pictures from random-ass women?
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Like, that's what's going on here, except it's just aliens.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
It's slightly more fun, because it at least shows a bone of creativity.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
unidentified
I assume for Mark Richards it's less fun.
dan friesen
Nothing's that fun.
You're serving life in prison.
jordan holmes
I think he would prefer nudie mags or nudie pics or whatever it is.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
So anyway, Simon Parks has a baby with an alien called the Cat Goddess.
jordan holmes
Where's his baby at?
dan friesen
She's in space, probably.
I don't know.
He doesn't seem too concerned with it.
He's a driving instructor.
jordan holmes
Why do they meet four times a year?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Like, specifically.
The solstices.
dan friesen
Yeah, all the solstices.
jordan holmes
All right, all right.
dan friesen
If they didn't fuck, the seasons wouldn't change.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
That's what I like to say.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
I'm exhausted of talking about this.
jordan holmes
I love the specificity of four times a year.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very strange.
jordan holmes
He doesn't even say about four times a year.
He's like, four times a year.
dan friesen
Specifically four times.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Jordan, we've got to shut this down.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
I am exhausted of talking about this guy who...
jordan holmes
Well, as we all know, aliens live in the temperate zone, so they prefer four seasons as opposed to two.
Absolutely.
They definitely can't go to the...
dan friesen
Antarctica?
jordan holmes
No, like China or...
They don't allow monsoon season.
How dare they?
dan friesen
Can't live in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
Of course not.
No.
Brutal.
Never go to volcanoes.
dan friesen
We have a website called knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
We do.
dan friesen
That was my way of not trying to submit this episode anymore.
jordan holmes
Fine, fine, fine, Dan.
dan friesen
We're on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We're on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
We're on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
You can go to the iTunes.
Make sure you recommend us to all the Dugs and all the Mikes.
dan friesen
We need them.
jordan holmes
We need them desperately.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What else do we got?
dan friesen
Space.
jordan holmes
You can find us in space?
dan friesen
We're hanging out with the Mantids.
jordan holmes
Currently, we are only capable of existing in the fourth dimension, but perhaps someday, Knowledge Fight will ascend.
dan friesen
Yes, we're working on it.
We and the Mantids are trying to make it work.
jordan holmes
And I think there's only one possible way to end this.
I think you have to say, go fuck yourself, insectoids.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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