14
Jul
2025
Pizza and liquor sales increase when war starts.
You know, they'll tell you people that own pizzashops and liquor stores. I read it in the news decades ago, but I've asked people at li liquor stores and pizza places, both I frequented in my time, the owners, when do you sell the most product? What holiday? And they'll, you know, tell me holiday and then I'll say, What about when we go to war? War starting. And they go, Oh, that's the most. That's when we sell the most liquor, the most pizzas, the most whatever. Because it's become this American pastime to watch cities bombed and, you know, get drunk and eat pizza or whatever.