Because Enron came up with the carbon tax in 1987. I mean, you knew that, right? Ken Lay hatched all this. And then we all heard he committed suicide on house arrest, and then word is he's down in Paraguay. So that's how all this works, ladies and gentlemen.

And I've got confirmed sources that guy is still alive. He's down in Paraguay right now.

And reportedly, Ken Lay staged his death, and he's down there. Serious news media has seen him down there. Ken Lay just lives there.