Actually, as we speak, Anthony John Hill has been released, and he was actually ransomed for the sum of €3,500.

Well, he was ransomed for sending out a DVD, but the issue is who he sent the DVD to. A jury. Donny Osmond. A jury. Oh, a jury! That's probably illegal, isn't it? Who were deciding a 7-7 case, and it was deemed jury tampering.

Well, and not only that, but, you know, for people that don't know much about him, this is the same man who spent the last ten years trying to raise the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland and knows the exact location of the... entrance to the subterranean mergue that down to a six foot by six foot square grass.