Well, before we even go any further, 600 million sounds so fucking made up. Where do you get 600 million documents? I don't know. Like, genuinely, what? What area of the government, other than maybe that bulk metadata collection system, would have anything close to 600 million anything? And even if it was the bulk metadata, that's not documents. That's just point-by-point GPS location and that kind of shit. So where would you get 600 million documents? And it would be, like I said, from 14 years ago. Yeah, and I mean... Like, is there even that much information in the fucking Library of Congress? Probably not. Like, in the archives of all the stuff? Yeah. I don't know. $600 million is amazing. He might as well have said one kajillion. I have one kajillion documents. Might as well have. Yeah, that's obvious bullshit.

It would be impossible to have processed any of that information at this point. Even with a couple years' lead time, you couldn't process 600 million documents.