There's a room full of people here who agree that Charlie Kirk must have been this terrible thing and hence deserves being publicly assassinated. And if you feel sad about it, you're gross to her.

I have never once crashed out because of my Seattle comedian friends going on stage and calling Christians idiots or racists or fools or dummies. I've never once gone, I can't share a green room with someone who would espouse that type of hatred towards my faith, right? Never once.

The second I got passed at the comedy store. Multiple comics went to the booker and was like, he shouldn't be here. He does jokes about gay people.

Because people always go, aren't you afraid of AI? No, I'm not afraid of AI. What I'm afraid of is clips, short context things.

So anyways, but what I was inspired by was like Kevin Durant, who I thought I hated my whole life, was awesome. He just wants to play basketball. Like that's all it is for him. He's like, yeah, I just want to go out there and hoop. And he keeps going to that thing of like, man, I don't want to have these arguments in barbershops about the greatest ever or any of those things. He makes money, but it's not about the money for him. And it's not about the chicks. Those are all symptoms of what he pursues.

You know, when you're campaigning on a political trail or whatever, like when you go to like the Trump rally or one of, I don't know what Kamala Harris called her thing, but those aren't undecided voters. Those are people who are there because they're already in. You're not even talking to anyone who's considering voting for anyone else when you go to a thing like that.

It's the religion.

But like, the people that claim they hate religion the most are acting their politics out like religious zealots.

I might be, I've watched it a bunch, but so what happened was she said that she was always struggling with it since Trump's been in office. But now she doesn't even want to be with these people because it's personal to her.

I think you can look this up, but I think Obama spent like $350 million of taxpayer money making modifications to the White House.

There's two baseball players for the Cleveland Indians right now. They bring that video where he accidentally struck people out and he's pissed. Yeah. He used to go strike out. He's like, fuck these two players. They'll never be. He's supposed to throw balls. Yeah, for $5,000 a pitch, which is, you know, kind of chump change to guys who make $30 million a year. You know, like, that's not like, that's good money for me, but that's not good money for these guys. And they're like supposed to throw a ball at a certain time or walk a player. Like, they were doing these different things. And they caught him.