We made these for the end of the Phil, Dr. Phil tour, which, by the way, we have our very last one at the Wilton on December 16th, if anyone was.

We were in the green room. I met him like an hour before, and he goes, he goes, no, it's your show, but I'm going to fuck with you. And I'm dressed as him, and I go, well, I know you better than you know yourself, motherfucker, so scrap in. And he was like, oh, shit. And he was dying of laughing.

And he was like, oh, shit. And he was dying of laughing.

I actually ended the Netflix special with showing his signed contract to the camera being like, look, no cease and assist.

Johnson resents the way he's remembered as the bird killer.

And then there's the famous, if we're talking bird accidents, Fabio on the roller coaster. Remember that? No, what happened with Fabio? On the roller coaster, opened by a bird. Oh, man, this is unbelievable. He's opening a roller coaster at some theme park. I want to say Great America. And he's on the beginning and he's like, hello, Fabio here. I can't wait to ride the roller coaster. And, oh, man. And somewhere in the journey, a bird flies out of nowhere and breaks his fucking nose, dude.

It's a blessing and a curse.

I played Halo over last holidays with my brother, and I was really high. He was not. And I started to like, I just had panic attacks. It was too real.

People would spend, I mean, I talked to a guy who said he spent 80 grand on a full Batman suit. I'm not joking.

And Joe, I felt, I have never done it since. I was 2006. I felt unbelievable, dude.

I did that at the show and I said, cunt. And I got fired from the weekend.

And he just kept trying to be like, you could be doing better than you are now, and Jesus will fix that was like kind of the moral style. Wow.

They split shortly after because he was just fucking a lot of people. This guy was 75. He was just cheating on her. She goes, Yeah, he took me on a walk and said, If I ever kill you, this is where I'll chop you up and leave your body. That report came out like three, four days ago.

Yeah, he still to this day uh, maintains his innocence.

And on the phone there's a phone that his son had before. You hear the dad says he wasn't down at the kennels when they were saying uh, bye to the dogs, before the mom took off and was like i'm gonna divorce you, i'm gonna live at our beach house. So he also was sad about that. And there's the son had his phone out videotaping the dog and you hear Alex in the background talking and he said he wasn't there. So that was a big red flag where it was like dude, you're on the fucking video, crazy god.

You hear the dad says he wasn't down at the kennels when they were saying uh, bye to the dogs, before the mom took off and was like i'm gonna divorce you, i'm gonna live at our beach house. So he also was sad about that. And there's the son had his phone out videotaping the dog and you hear Alex in the background talking and he said he wasn't there.