Then two weeks ago, I wake up and the onion says, We've bought InfoWars. It's ours. We're in the building. We have the website. It's ours. And listeners are calling and saying, Are they in the building? Is the Alex Jones store really them? And no, they haven't. There's been no court hearing. It's not true.

Alex Jones InfoWars is in limbo as a new court battle emerges. Pull up the articles from a year and a half ago. Onions bid to take over InfoWars in limbo. That's how it always starts. And then it doesn't happen. Then they just quietly go away and then come back with a new operation. Remember two weeks ago. We have it. It's ours. We won. It's ours. Now, oh, it's in limbo. Okay. Look at this The Onions plan to take over Alex Jones InfoWars in limbo. AP. Love it. They always use an old picture of me when I'm 60 pounds heavier. That's fine. A Texas court puts the brakes on Alex Jones' InfoWars deal. I'll tell you, Democrat, liberal, appeals court, all Democrats, The Onion and Tim Heidecker's InfoWars takeover delayed by Texas court. And they're literally on TV and on X Sang and on Sky or whatever that communist channel is, literally saying, I've threatened the judges or bought them off. Oh, the judges are going to love that. No, you people bring them stuff that's certifiably unlawful. It's an insult. Just because you got some kangaroo Soros judge that'll do your bidding doesn't mean these people are, they may be liberals, they may be politically wrong on some things, but they're not crooks. The Onion and Tim Heidecker's InfoWars takeover delayed by Texas court. The Onion's bid to take over InfoWars moves to the Texas Supreme Court.

So I guess I was explaining that the Onion did not buy us. They don't buy us. And the annoying thing about this is that it's just confusing everybody. It's just like, okay, well, wait. So you're not being sold, but you are shutting down. But the Onion's not buying you, but they keep saying that they did. Listen, the onion is literally, they have nothing to do with this. Let me just lay that out. The onion, you can imagine this is like, what's a good metaphor for this? You know, you got Alex Jones and the Deep State are fighting like Godzilla and Mecha Godzilla, and the Onion is like some kindergartner that comes up and says, Actually, I'm Godzilla, and then gets crushed, and then the fight just keeps going. Like they have nothing to do with this fight. They have nothing to do with it. They tried to insert themselves, they got smacked down like an annoying fly, and everything is just proceeding as if they don't exist because, for all intents and purposes, they don't. So the Onion simply inserted themselves, glommed on to this event. To confuse and annoy and enrage everybody and make idiots out of themselves and probably lose a ton of money and possibly go to jail at the end of this because that's just how overconfident and criminal they are. That's my opinion, but it's well founded. So the Onion is not buying us. They did not buy us two years ago. They did not buy us last week. They did not buy us in an auction. They did not buy us with a back door, back of the office criminal agreement like they said they did. They don't own us. They never have owned us.

The Onion, backed by the Democrats and Bloomberg, for the second time in a year and a half, after fraudulently claiming that they own and run InfoWars, another giant hoax, has had their attempt to take us over slapped down by the third Texas Court of Appeals. This is a massive victory.

It's hardcore. Inside pedophilia information put out by the Onion leadership.

The Onion, backed by the Democrats and Bloomberg, for the second time in a year and a half, after fraudulently claiming that they own and run InfoWars, another giant hoax, has had their attempt to take us over slapped down by the third Texas Court of Appeals. This is a massive victory.

And even the Onion people say, oh, we think it'll be six months to destroy Jones's brand name and confuse everybody posing as him. We got hosts that sound like him, and we're going to totally discredit him. In about six months, you know, we'll run it in the ground.

And then we looked into the people taking over The Onion. And there were creative directors, like all this pro pedophile, like super hardcore stuff terms I went and looked up. I didn't even know about. And I know a lot about these people. I mean, just truly sick scum that are all into censorship and control. Used to run MSNBC's censorship bureau, trying to get everybody taken off the air by the Brian Stelter counterpart at MSNBC.

I said a month ago, I think they're going to shut us down May 1st. That's how it's lining up. This is a communist holiday. I was right. Then we learned two weeks ago, that was their plan.

The satirical news site The Onion is launching a new plan to take over right wing conspiracy theorist Alec Jones's website. Info Wars.

In closing, the Onion has brought in a writer and director from Adult Swim and other. TV shows and movies that literally obsess with Satanism, pedophilia, kidnapping kids, murdering them. Will Ferrell's been involved in the shows.

They announced that they own InfoWars without even a court hearing last Monday, six days ago. I think that's because this Thursday hearing has already been done. It looks like the court's rigged, but it's okay.

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. The Onion is inside the studio, funded by Bloomberg with the former censorship czar at MSNBC, Rachel Madhouse producer. And I call my lawyers. I check. They go, no, it's not done. There's not been a court hearing. They're just saying it again like they did in November 2024. Remember that? The Onion bought us and all that. And they had an auction, but there wasn't an auction. The judge says, this looks illegal. It's over.

Then they start posting videos at The Onion saying, here's our new creative director that's going to pose as Alex Jones, and we're going to mislead his viewers and confuse him and put out lies to discredit him. These are quotes from the New York Times. That's the definition of defamation malice of forethought, intent to do harm.

That's fraud. That's hijacking. That is criminal, not just civil.

Especially, like, see the fact when it came out that the Onion was the one that was coming in to acquire Infowars, that made me kind of go, yeah, they're co opted. They're part of the machine.

That's the onion. The guy that's taking over, the main onion guy, is the writer for this. Continue.

And then you see one of the top trending stories since yesterday, about 1 p.m., when it broke the satirical leftist owned Bloomberg financed Onion is saying that. They already own InfoWars and are in the building. I have clips of them saying, We're in the building and we own it.

The Onion's already selling InfoWars products. There's no judge ruling, no agreement.

The Onion signs a new deal to take over InfoWars. A new deal which would allow the Onion to use the InfoWars name and website address must be approved by a Texas judge. Oh, what happened in the federal thing? They got kicked out, and the judge said it was illegal. The Onion has a new plan to take over InfoWars.

Remember, last year, when The Onion, this time last November, announced they owned us, sales went down over 75% and have stayed like that because people are like, well, we're not going to give them money.

But of course, the judge ruled they didn't buy it.

Satirical news site, The Onion, is buying InfoWars, the website founded by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. And no, it's not a joke. The purchase happened in a bankruptcy auction held after Jones was ordered to pay $1.5 billion in a defamation lawsuit brought by families of Sandy Hook victims.

So we intend to satirize and parody the larger ecosystem of myths and disinformation.

And unfortunately, we've had to publish that 37 times in the aftermath of mass shootings.