AVERAGE Girl REJECTS 100 Men?! 1,000+ BODY COUNT?! 10% Of Men Have YACHTS?! | Dating Talk #271
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| Tell us your name, age, occupation, where you're from, and education. | |
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| So, my name is Aya Jerushi, and you can find me on Instagram at my name, Aya Jerushi, A-Y-A-J-A-R-U-S-H-I, and I'm from New Orleans, Louisiana. | |
| I'm a HOMA Native American Indian, and I'm a Palestinian mix. | |
| So, my ethnicity is getting wiped away. | |
| What? | |
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| I've never been to school in my life. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I've never been to school in my life. | |
| Well, since she offered it up, everybody gets to share their ethnicity now. | |
| So age? | |
| 27 years old. | |
| 27, okay. | |
| Occupation? | |
| I do social media, just posting on Instagram and socials. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long have you been, do you do OnlyFans? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| No OnlyFans. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Where is it? | |
| Yes, guys. | |
| Go find me an OnlyFans. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| You're a fucking liar. | |
| Oh, why would you say such a thing? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I would promote it if I did it. | |
| I would promote it on the channel. | |
| I don't do OnlyFans. | |
| What the heck? | |
| I would promote it. | |
| I know I look like a dude. | |
| Well, normally I would immediately confront you on this, but we have things to get into later. | |
| So I guess I'll confront you later about your lie. | |
| But okay, so you don't want to just say that it's like out there and I don't know why you're playing a game with it. | |
| I don't do OnlyFans. | |
| Have you ever done OnlyFans? | |
| How about that? | |
| No. | |
| Post it, promote it for everybody. | |
| Okay, so are you aware that? | |
| I mean, I'm aware of everything. | |
| What's understood doesn't need to be explained. | |
| I'm aware of a lot. | |
| Okay. | |
| I know what's out there. | |
| I know what's going around. | |
| I'm aware of that. | |
| So you're everywhere. | |
| Are you suggesting that somebody is posing as you and operating in OnlyFans? | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm just an AI robot, and I came here to show you all that you can have a conversation with a robot too. | |
| I mean, you don't have to be human to have a conversation with me. | |
| And by the way, did you do any drugs or anything before the show? | |
| Or your voice seems a bit peculiar. | |
| No, I didn't do any drugs. | |
| It's like on 0.5 speed. | |
| Because I told you I'm an AI robot. | |
| You don't believe me? | |
| It's kind of weird when people come on and like troll like this. | |
| Like they think it's. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| I'm not a robot. | |
| I just wanted to show how easy it is to fool people. | |
| I'm not. | |
| Everything you see on TV isn't true, I don't think. | |
| Like the media shows us a lot of fake things. | |
| Like everything you watch on TV is just a lot of fraud. | |
| Oh my god, who the hell cares? | |
| Look, I mean, do you want to come clean about the OF stuff? | |
| Last chance. | |
| No. | |
| You sure? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where are you from? | |
| I'm from New Orleans, Louisiana. | |
| Education? | |
| You said no education? | |
| No education. | |
| No, I wasn't allowed to read school. | |
| And you said you were Palestinian and Native American? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were you born in Palestine? | |
| I was born in New Orleans. | |
| Okay, but you spent some time in Palestine, is that correct? | |
| Yeah, I lived there for a while. | |
| I lived in the Middle East. | |
| I lived in Jordan, Egypt, Kuwait, Morocco. | |
| Child age to what age? | |
| Like 13 to 12 and 16 to 18. | |
| 13 to 12? | |
| What? | |
| No, like basically till I was 13, like my whole life, like half my childhood. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I'll continue on with the introductions, but I'm sure we're going to have a razzle-dazzle rest of our conversation here. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Charlotte. | |
| I'm 19 years old. | |
| And wait, was it occupation? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, I day trade. | |
| Also, Nick, leave up. | |
| If somebody gifts over 20, you have to leave it. | |
| Pacy George, thank for the gift of 20. | |
| Sorry, go ahead. | |
| I day trade and I'm also in school online. | |
| Okay. | |
| Name, age? | |
| Charlotte, and I'm 20. | |
| I think I said 19. | |
| Oops. | |
| Oops. | |
| Okay, so 20. | |
| You're a day trader. | |
| How long have you been doing that for? | |
| About three years. | |
| Three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| And where are you from? | |
| I'm from Arizona, but I live in LA now. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Any school, any college? | |
| Yeah, I'm in school. | |
| I'm taking a break right now, but I did school. | |
| Political science. | |
| Political science. | |
| Okay. | |
| Where were you going? | |
| Can you say that? | |
| A community college in Arizona. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| I think it was Rio Salato. | |
| I don't know if anyone would know what that is. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Nini. | |
| I'm 28. | |
| And I'm from Riverside. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I do OF and I'm a Nail Tech. | |
| And education, no, no college. | |
| All right. | |
| And sorry, you said you're from where again? | |
| Riverside. | |
| Riverside. | |
| Like, grew up there. | |
| Born and raised, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Everybody has to do ethnicity because I'm white and Korean. | |
| 30% Korean or 25%. | |
| Oh, you're weighing? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| 25%. | |
| My dad's 50%. | |
| That's pretty cool. | |
| I guess I can kind of. | |
| I wouldn't tell a little bit. | |
| But like a little bit. | |
| People say when I smile, you can kind of tell. | |
| The smile. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My eyes a little. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Ethnicity? | |
| Mexican, pure Mexican. | |
| All right. | |
| And are you like second generation immigrant? | |
| It's different on both sides. | |
| So my dad's side, I'd say second because my grandparents are from. | |
| And then my mom's side, they've been here for years. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Hi, my name is Heaven, and I'm 25. | |
| I'm a college graduate. | |
| I'm currently taking the LSAT to go to law school. | |
| And I also have done OnlyFans. | |
| I don't do OnlyFans anymore, but I do Fansly and I do make money based on my looks sometimes. | |
| All right. | |
| And so do you have your bachelor's degree? | |
| I have my bachelor's, yes. | |
| What did you study in where? | |
| Communications and political science. | |
| And I have a minor in business. | |
| And I went to Cal State Northridge in LA. | |
| And you're studying for the LSAT, you said? | |
| Have you taken it yet? | |
| Not yet. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you plan to go to law school? | |
| What kind of law do you want to get into? | |
| Family law or entertainment. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Alexis. | |
| I'm 23. | |
| I am an Instagram model and an OnlyFans model. | |
| And as far as education goes, I graduated from high school and I do have an associate's in veterinary medicine, but I haven't really applied that yet. | |
| I am going to go back, though. | |
| Sorry, could you just repeat your age? | |
| I just missed that. | |
| Oh, yeah, sorry. | |
| 23. | |
| 23. | |
| And you don't do like any content online, like OnlyFans or anything? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I said, yeah. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Oh, you know, it's okay. | |
| Typing something. | |
| Yes. | |
| I do Instagram reels and yes, I do OnlyFans as well. | |
| All right. | |
| Any other kind of sex work? | |
| Stripping, sugar daddy. | |
| I actually did, funny story. | |
| I did used to work at, it's kind of like a bikini cafe, but not really. | |
| It's not like kind of like a drive-thru, which I feel like most people have kind of heard of, but it's basically where the girls are just walking around in lingerie, serving snacks and coffee. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you could get like tipped for it. | |
| You can even do lap dances too. | |
| So it's pretty crazy. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Skye. | |
| I'm 21 years old. | |
| I'm currently going to community college. | |
| I'm currently. | |
| Can you hear me now? | |
| I'm currently going to community college. | |
| I'm going for my associates in health sciences. | |
| What else? | |
| I detect a bit of an accent. | |
| An accent? | |
| A little bit. | |
| Like what kind? | |
| Well, are you from the United States? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, I grew up in like Palmdale, a bit of Pasadena. | |
| Oh, maybe my ears deceived me then. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said you're currently in college. | |
| What are you studying? | |
| Health sciences. | |
| Health science, guys. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Michelle. | |
| I'm from Orange County. | |
| I'm 38, and I work in member services at a firearms training facility, and I'm also an actress. | |
| And I did go to school, but it was a community college. | |
| Oh, and I'm French and Mexican. | |
| Got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Victoria. | |
| I'm 19 years old. | |
| At the moment, I do not go to college. | |
| I run a controversial page on Instagram. | |
| That's going to be my name. | |
| And my ethnicity is I'm part Moroccan, part Chinese. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Welcome, everybody. | |
| We're going to go around the table once more. | |
| What is everybody's current relationship status? | |
| If you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? | |
| So the longest relationship I've been in was around nine years. | |
| I was 16 to 24, I think. | |
| And it was my fiancé. | |
| We got engaged. | |
| I wore the ring today, so show you. | |
| But later on in life, I grew to realize I had like an attachment to him and I wasn't really in love with him. | |
| I just felt like I was attached and it was more of me trying to escape my house to see men. | |
| So he ended up like leaving the States when we broke up and I never saw him again. | |
| I never got in a relationship after that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you currently single? | |
| Yeah, I'm currently single. | |
| How long have you been single? | |
| Like three years? | |
| Three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| When did you start dating him? | |
| When I was 16, he was my first boyfriend, my first love. | |
| Like, that's the person I first ever went out with in my life. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you haven't. | |
| You've been single for three years. | |
| So you haven't. | |
| This is the guy from The one from three years ago when I decided I wanted to break up because I dated him when I was so young. | |
| And when I got older, I realized I didn't really love him for him. | |
| So we broke up and he just left and never came back. | |
| He was so heartbroken. | |
| So he left the States. | |
| I don't know where he is. | |
| I haven't seen him since. | |
| I mean, he did buy me an engagement ring when I asked and stuff, but I was young at the time. | |
| And we all learn from our past and our relationships. | |
| And it shouldn't define who we date later on in life. | |
| Okay. | |
| The timeline is a bit peculiar to me insofar as you were together for nine years. | |
| You started dating at 16. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Maybe my math is a bit off, but wouldn't that have put you at maybe 25 when you guys broke up? | |
| I think I was 24 around 24. | |
| Maybe it makes sense then. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm single. | |
| I've been single for about eight months. | |
| And the longest relationship I've ever been in is probably one and a half years. | |
| All right. | |
| Is that the one that ended eight months ago? | |
| No, there was one longer before that. | |
| The one and a half year relationship? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That was when I was like a sophomore in high school to a junior, I think. | |
| Somewhere around that. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Don't, it's too noisy. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you've been single for eight months? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Any guys in the picture? | |
| Not really, no. | |
| I don't know if this is just like internet memeing or whatever, but you have like a pretty, pretty good following on TikTok and stuff. | |
| There seems to be some, I don't know if it's just like kind of memeing. | |
| Like you're dating this guy named TG TJR or something. | |
| TJR. | |
| Yeah, it's a joke. | |
| Or you guys, I don't know who. | |
| No, I've never met him before. | |
| So he's got a crush on you or something then? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I've literally never talked to him before. | |
| I think when I started making content, I think people just like said that I was a lot like him. | |
| So then they were like, oh, you and TJR, but we've never had a conversation before. | |
| Got it. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm single. | |
| I've been single since 2018. | |
| And yeah, like two years. | |
| I think my longest relationship was from 2015 to 2018. | |
| It's the longest two years, and you've been single for about seven years or so. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's a long time to be single. | |
| Has there been anything in that time period? | |
| Yeah, I've dated, but nothing like where I want to be like committed. | |
| And, you know. | |
| Well, in the seven years you've been single, what's the longest period of time you've dated a guy? | |
| Or seen a guy, I guess you could say? | |
| Like two years. | |
| Two years? | |
| Okay. | |
| It's more like a friendship. | |
| We grew a friendship and then kind of like, but we had that. | |
| And you hook up occasionally? | |
| Yeah. | |
| When's the last time you saw this guy? | |
| I seen him. | |
| It's been like a year. | |
| I've actually pushed myself away. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is there a guy currently in the picture at all? | |
| No. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| So I'm currently dating somebody. | |
| It's been about six months. | |
| And before that, I was single for a few years. | |
| My longest relationship was around like five years, so 18 to 22. | |
| Got it. | |
| And I was single. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I am not single. | |
| I have been with my son's dad since 2021. | |
| We have a three-year-old son together. | |
| And yeah, 2021 has been about going on five years this July. | |
| Only kid? | |
| Is that your only kid? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you guys married? | |
| No, not currently, but I'm hoping soon. | |
| Have a good feeling. | |
| Are you pressuring him to pop the question? | |
| No, not at all. | |
| We just talked. | |
| Yeah, we're just chilling, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you guys have been together consecutively for five years, no breakups, no on and off. | |
| Honestly, yeah. | |
| We've gotten in little tiffs and little breakups, but nothing too serious. | |
| We can't really ever spend like even a week apart. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Oh, question for the two gals with the glasses. | |
| Are they corrective? | |
| Your glasses? | |
| Definitely. | |
| I'm blind as hell. | |
| Mine's purely aesthetic. | |
| Can you just because it's casting a bit of glare? | |
| Can you just pop them off? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm dating. | |
| Okay. | |
| We've been dating for like a month. | |
| Okay. | |
| My longest. | |
| One month, you said? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| My longest relationship was three years. | |
| And that was, I'm 21 now, so it ended around like 18, 18, 19. | |
| Okay, three years. | |
| You've been dating this guy for one month. | |
| Have you known him for just one month? | |
| No, I've known him for about a year, like a little over a year. | |
| Okay, how did you guys meet? | |
| At church. | |
| At church? | |
| What denomination? | |
| Christian. | |
| Well, what denomination of Christians? | |
| Oh, wait, we don't have a denomination. | |
| It's non-denominational? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's not like Presbyterian or Episcopalian. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| No, I don't even know what they are. | |
| Episcopalian? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is that? | |
| That's Pescatar. | |
| Oh, no, no, Piscatarian. | |
| Somebody who eats Peter. | |
| Wait, I'm thinking about like people who only eat fish. | |
| Piscatarians. | |
| I'm thinking, sorry, I got confused. | |
| I was thinking about Piscatarians. | |
| Non-denomination. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| So you guys met at church. | |
| Wow. | |
| How did you ask you out? | |
| Did you ask him out? | |
| No, we were friends for a long time. | |
| And then I caught feelings for him. | |
| And like, to respect him, I kind of wanted to distance because he wasn't. | |
| He didn't share any feelings for me, but we were hanging out a lot. | |
| So I wait. | |
| Can you clarify? | |
| You were hanging out a lot. | |
| Yeah. | |
| In a strictly platonic manner. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Not like hooking up. | |
| No. | |
| No hooking up. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| It was like the greatest male friendship I'd ever had. | |
| It's like strictly platonic, really fun. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I eventually caught feelings for him. | |
| And in that, I just asked him if like, well, I told him that I had feelings for him. | |
| And then I told him if we could distance. | |
| Sure. | |
| Because, you know, I didn't want it to go anywhere because he, I didn't know if he was ready or not. | |
| Two days after that, we agreed that we were. | |
| No, no, in me telling him I had feelings for him, we agreed to distance. | |
| And then two days after that, he told me that he wanted to date. | |
| Got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've been single for five years. | |
| My longest relationship was about three years. | |
| I'm not currently dating anyone. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm okay with it. | |
| Ever married? | |
| Never married. | |
| Any kids? | |
| I have one son. | |
| Is that from the three-year relationship? | |
| No, that was a one-night thing. | |
| Kind of. | |
| How old were you? | |
| I was 19. | |
| Okay, so you had a one-night stand and got pregnant? | |
| I was dating someone and I got pregnant. | |
| But you said it was a one-time thing. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Well, it was like the first night when I did get pregnant. | |
| It was like the first time we met. | |
| I see. | |
| So you continued seeing the guy. | |
| Yes. | |
| But the very first time you guys hooked up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got pregnant. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long were you dating him? | |
| It was only a couple, like four months, maybe. | |
| I was young. | |
| So you're. | |
| I was a single mom. | |
| Your daughter's like 20? | |
| Son, he's 19. | |
| Or sorry, your son. | |
| He's 19. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And sorry, how long did you continue dating the guy? | |
| It was about like four months when I found out that I was pregnant. | |
| You know, we were young and not ready. | |
| And I'm going to be honest, I never wanted kids, but I couldn't get myself to get an abortion. | |
| So I decided to keep him. | |
| Although I knew that I was going to be a single parent, I still chose to keep my kid. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| It's really sweet. | |
| Was he involved in et al.? | |
| Did you guys have split custody? | |
| I got full custody. | |
| Was he paying you child support? | |
| We had a court order, but he paid none of it. | |
| Oh, he paid none of it. | |
| Did he ever, did you ever pursue that in court or anything like that? | |
| No, he came around when my son was eight, just for a little bit, just to see how he's doing. | |
| And then I learned that he was already married and taken care of, I believe, a stepchild. | |
| And I just felt bad. | |
| So I dropped the court order. | |
| Just I didn't want to make his life miserable. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got it. | |
| And then, let's see, hold on. | |
| You have a kid too? | |
| Does anybody else have a kid? | |
| Or, okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| The longest, currently right now I'm single. | |
| The longest relationship I've been in was for eight to nine months. | |
| That ended March of this year. | |
| And but yeah. | |
| Wait, Victoria, last time you were on the show, which was I think about maybe a month ago or so, you had a ting. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And now no longer a ting. | |
| Because you said you were seeing a guy, now you say you're single. | |
| What happened? | |
| We did date for a little bit. | |
| He was a very responsible man, very respectful. | |
| But unfortunately, we both wanted very, very different things in life. | |
| And for the sake of him and for the sake of myself, also, we both decided that it would be best to separate early on so that we wouldn't grow too close and it would just become harder and harder as time went. | |
| So you guys were like, what, just like a month or two together? | |
| Okay. | |
| Any guys in the picture currently? | |
| No. | |
| Nothing, not even. | |
| Are you on dating apps? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| No guys in the picture. | |
| Who broke up with who, I guess, or who ended things with who? | |
| I tried to propose it first, but we both didn't want it at that time. | |
| Then in another week, I tried to let it run a little bit, but then I kept realizing now there's more and more signs to me that show that this is not going to work out. | |
| So we ended it again, and that was final. | |
| So it was a mutual agreement. | |
| Was it long distance a little bit? | |
| Or were you guys in the same city? | |
| So we're both in California. | |
| He's on military base. | |
| So I don't know if I can disclose that. | |
| So it is a little bit of long distance, but yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Cool. | |
| That's everybody's relationship status. | |
| I want to get into something kind of interesting here at the very start. | |
| So we had this kind of viral moment last episode. | |
| Elon Musk, he reacted to it. | |
| But I guess so I'll just get right into it. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| So we talked about ethnicities a little bit. | |
| Who here, is anybody here like an immigrant to the country? | |
| Like were you born somewhere else and then you moved here? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anybody here, your parents were immigrants? | |
| Yeah, my dad was an immigrant from Jordan and Palestine, and he married my mom, who's a Native American Indian and a Catholic. | |
| So my dad is a Muslim, and my mom was a Catholic, but she converted. | |
| And you said you'd spent some time in the Middle East. | |
| Do you have citizenship in any other countries or just the USA? | |
| I have citizenship in Jordan as well, just so I can visit. | |
| But this is my home. | |
| New Orleans is my home, and I love being there. | |
| Like, I wouldn't leave there for any other place. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said your dad, he's Muslim. | |
| Are you also Muslim? | |
| Yeah, I practice a religion. | |
| My mom had eight kids. | |
| She met my dad in Japan when they were doing karate because they both fight and do karate. | |
| So she met my dad in Japan, and she ended up getting him a citizenship to the United States and having eight children with him. | |
| And I'm one of the middle. | |
| So I'm completely mixed. | |
| And I live in a fully multicultural family. | |
| I see. | |
| But you are practicing Muslim. | |
| Sorry, you are or you're not? | |
| I don't fully practice, like, cover my hair and cover my body and stuff. | |
| But every day I think of God, I remember him. | |
| I make sure to say his name. | |
| And I think I'm a practicing Muslim, at least. | |
| That's how I identify. | |
| I guess I'll get into some of that later because I have some interest there. | |
| But you said you have citizenship in Jordan. | |
| Well, I guess before we get into this kind of first main topic, you there seems like there's quite a lot of lore, backstory with your family. | |
| If my recollection serves me correctly, there were murders in your family. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yeah, there were a lot of passings in my family when it came to my mom, my sister, and my brother. | |
| And that's where I want to come in and say that Islam isn't the same as an Arabic culture. | |
| Like, my dad was following an insane culty culture and doing like the most traumatic things to my siblings and my mom. | |
| And he was like abusing them. | |
| But I think culture isn't the same as religion. | |
| Like Islam means peace, but the culture I'm referencing is like a Jordanian culture where he grew up in the slums in the middle of nowhere. | |
| If he was actually following Islam, Islam is a meaning of peace. | |
| I mean, it's a very... | |
| I'm not making a criticism of Islam. | |
| I'm just asking. | |
| Yeah, I'm just saying. | |
| This is like separate, just there were some issues in the family. | |
| Yeah, he just was really, really strict of a dad, like overly strict. | |
| So he did what? | |
| He abused most of the kids. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| I'm more interested, in your notes, you had specified that he had committed acts of murder. | |
| Yeah, and he got away with it. | |
| He basically tortured me and my sister our whole lives growing up. | |
| So me and my sister, who's 22 years old, she's like two years below me, but at the age she was 22 when she passed. | |
| She died of broken heart syndrome, which is a thing. | |
| It's a serious thing. | |
| Like when you go through severe situations that your heart can't tolerate. | |
| I mean, a lot of doctors have proven like broken heart syndrome and stuff. | |
| So five years later, at the age of 18 to 22, she died from heart failure. | |
| And I would say it was because of the cause of all the abuse and everything we were put through, like forced to wear a burqa and all this type of weird shit. | |
| And then was it also your mother? | |
| He murdered her? | |
| Or was it your brother? | |
| It was my mother and my brother. | |
| And your sister. | |
| Yeah, he physically got away with it in New Orleans, Louisiana. | |
| Okay, so wait, hold on. | |
| With your mom, what did he do? | |
| So they're both very professional karate champions in Japan. | |
| He used basically all of his techniques on my mother. | |
| Him and my mom were the top karate champions. | |
| Like my mom's name is Kathy Jerushi. | |
| If you look her up, you'll see her karate videos. | |
| But she does karate and stuff, and that's how they met. | |
| So obviously he was stronger, and he just used all of his power and force and American citizenship and his gas station. | |
| Can I ask something real quick? | |
| So the actual cause of death from your mother, like the murder in question, would be like battery or what would be what forced trauma? | |
| Yeah, it would be like she just fell down the stairs and passed at an old age. | |
| Like that's how it's written on each document. | |
| Like, roundhouse kick her down the stairs. | |
| He has a lot of techniques in karate where you can do things. | |
| Yeah, you can do things without leaving marks on people. | |
| There's a lot of crime channels where you can hurt someone without leaving a mark on the person. | |
| But the, I guess you had more questions. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, my question was just more like specifically because this all sounds like kind of like hearsay. | |
| Like you're kind of like assuming that maybe because it's he didn't, but it doesn't sound like he directly murdered, at least for your sister, from like the broken heart. | |
| I don't think that's like falls under any sort of like charge. | |
| Like he couldn't get charged with that. | |
| He didn't get charged with anything. | |
| He was a master manipulator, but I mean, I respect your opinion. | |
| So for your mom, though. | |
| Yeah, that might be a charge. | |
| Like, you said she fell down. | |
| She fell down the stairs? | |
| He pushed her. | |
| He pushed her down. | |
| Those years of abuse, and then suddenly, at the end of the life, he said, I hope you die. | |
| I hope your brother dies. | |
| I hope your sister dies. | |
| He pushed her down the stairs. | |
| He beat my brother to death. | |
| And my sister died of broken heart syndrome. | |
| And I put it all on the way the parent raised us. | |
| Hold on. | |
| But I suppose two things could be true at the same time. | |
| So like he could have been physically abusive towards your mom, but like in terms of her actual death, right? | |
| Was he like did he prior to her death, was he actively beating her? | |
| And was the death a result of a beating, essentially? | |
| Every single day he would, but my mom, she lived off of him and she was dependent on a provider and a man that goes to work and make money. | |
| So she was scared to call the police. | |
| We were bribed, like, oh, I'll turn off the electricity if you do this, or I'm not going to bring water home if you don't do that. | |
| So, of course, she felt like she had nowhere to go, nowhere to live. | |
| So, I mean, That's my brain. | |
| You're a monster, Charlotte. | |
| You're making me laugh, Charlotte. | |
| I keep sorry, sorry, Charlotte. | |
| Charlotte, you are just such a boy. | |
| What is the craziest story I've ever heard in my life? | |
| I can't keep it. | |
| That's just the tip of the iceberg, guys. | |
| That's nothing. | |
| That's the tip of the iceberg. | |
| That's the tip of the iceberg. | |
| Okay, so there, look, did you? | |
| You said he actually didn't beat your brother to death. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I have photos, pictures, videos. | |
| So everything. | |
| That one's valid. | |
| I have documents, everything. | |
| Okay, but hold on. | |
| So, just to be clear, I'm going to go ahead and just 100% believe you and grant that he was physically abusive. | |
| I'll grant that. | |
| But I need to be specific here. | |
| When it comes to these deaths, at least with your brother, that seems to be the closest one that you're willing to say that it was a direct cause of his physical abuse that he died. | |
| So you're saying your father beat his son, your brother, to death. | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm looking you straight in the face and saying yes. | |
| Like to a point where this guy couldn't walk anymore. | |
| He was considered a vegetable. | |
| Yes, my 32-year-old brother, he was considered a vegetable at that point. | |
| He was beaten so bad. | |
| He was getting disability and government checks for a living. | |
| He couldn't work. | |
| He couldn't go out of his room. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, depression is a really real thing. | |
| And that's. | |
| I mean, he passed away from all the he couldn't walk. | |
| His legs were broken. | |
| His back was broken. | |
| My mom's neck was broken. | |
| Every day she would tell me, like, because he broke the back of her neck. | |
| Every day she would tell us, kids, like, oh, my neck could crack any day, and I could go. | |
| Like, she would just tell us that all the way. | |
| Why are you guys laughing? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I don't mind anyone laughing. | |
| I'm still waiting for the actual murder in question. | |
| Did you die? | |
| Can somebody go? | |
| Don't you, like, die if your neck breaks? | |
| You could be paralyzed and still live. | |
| Okay, I mean, you can live when your neck breaks. | |
| You can live with a broken neck and wear a cape. | |
| I mean, I mean, look, there are definitely like abusive people out there that are physically abusive. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and just grant all of it. | |
| My only hang-up here is the contribution of his physical abuse to the actual deaths of these people, right? | |
| So with the first, you said he murdered these people, right? | |
| But then the first one you provided, you said she had broken heart syndrome. | |
| And I mean, look, there's no doubt that physical abuse is incredibly traumatic and it can scar people for life. | |
| And not just mental scars, spiritual scars, but physical scars or wounds or hurts or whatever. | |
| But when you categorize it as murder, I think that there's like a direct, like, okay, you have a hammer and you bash someone's skull in, or you use your fist and you bash somebody's skull in. | |
| He did that every single day growing up since I was one. | |
| No gun, though, but yeah, blunt force with his hands. | |
| Like, he's a very strong man, a very strong karate player. | |
| He's in martial arts. | |
| He's in Japan right now doing karate. | |
| He's not in jail. | |
| He's in Japan. | |
| He literally is in Japan. | |
| No. | |
| There's never been any reports. | |
| The first time I went to jail, I went to jail. | |
| Yeah, the first time I went to jail. | |
| You're the person who has not murdered anybody. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But dad, who's murdered three times. | |
| Exactly, which is pretty just fucked up. | |
| I basically ran away from home as a protest to go to school. | |
| Me and my sister, who is like a year or two younger than me. | |
| So when the police came and arrived, they saw me crying and I couldn't talk. | |
| I was too shy. | |
| And they said, we're just going to arrest them for delinquency of a minor because I was with my little sister. | |
| So most people died to go to school, but I was never allowed to. | |
| Most people would do anything. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, I'm going to. | |
| I don't know if I'm going to get anywhere with that. | |
| So I'm going to just move it back onto the topic that I was originally going to get into, which is, so you do have dual citizenship. | |
| You have Jordanian citizenship. | |
| I'm trying to see here. | |
| You wrote here. | |
| Actually, one other quick thing here is you say you're a Muslim. | |
| My dear, I've looked at your Instagram. | |
| The photos that you post on your Instagram are not particularly becoming of a woman who claims to be a practicing Muslim. | |
| I can practice in private what I do in public. | |
| I mean, that's how I was raised, and a lot of things caused me to go that route in life, but I still try to do what I can to practice at home a little bit or just say thank God for food or whatever I have. | |
| I always. | |
| Can I ask you a question? | |
| If somebody told you they're vegetarian. | |
| My brother's a vegetarian. | |
| Right, but then you frequently see them consuming meat, but they continued claiming to be vegetarian. | |
| Would you, you might not have a problem with anybody eating meat, but would it be confusing to you why somebody who claims to be vegan or vegetarian eats meat? | |
| I mean, I'm sure you're not a practicing Catholic or Christian either, but at the end of the day, we all practice how we practice on our own. | |
| We all have our own ways of practicing. | |
| I know it could be confusing if someone was eating pork, claiming to be a Muslim, but I mean, I know my hair is not covered and stuff, but I still practice to the best of my knowledge. | |
| I mean, I don't fully practice a religion, but I do what I can. | |
| Right. | |
| I mean, I guess the thing is, though, is like my own position, whether I'm atheist or agnostic or Christian or Muslim, would be kind of irrelevant in this case because I, for example, I eat meat. | |
| If other people eat meat, I'm totally fine with that. | |
| But when somebody tells me, by the way, I'm a vegetarian or I'm vegan, then I am in a position to be confused if I witness them eating meat because that is completely in contradiction to your position, to your worldview, and to your own categorization and label as a vegan or vegetarian. | |
| In this case, Islam contains pretty explicit and detailed religious requirements as it relates to modesty. | |
| Five pillars, five pillars in Islam. | |
| To be a Muslim, one thing you have to do is pray every day. | |
| Okay, well, the other pillars I'm not really particularly interested in, but there's Islamic scripture, the Quran, there's Hadiths that do have direct and prescriptive guidance about modest dress. | |
| It does guide you in the right path. | |
| I grew up with a hijab on my entire life. | |
| I grew up covering my hair my whole life until I was 18. | |
| I even took pics on the phone and brought it just in case you wanted to see. | |
| But I did grow up. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| I'm not going to dispute that perhaps when you were younger you did all these things, but I mean, honestly, your hair out, whatever, right now, I don't, I don't care. | |
| But my big thing is your Instagram is like pretty, pretty out there, you know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just well, right now I do what I can just to titties out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here's my ass. | |
| Yeah, I do post a lot of stuff. | |
| I know you don't care, but I mean, that's just what I have to do right now to get by. | |
| So I'll do it. | |
| You have to post thirst traps on. | |
| Okay, well, that doesn't, by the way, I'm saving this for later, but you deny the OnlyFans. | |
| There's another, perhaps even more damning component to this. | |
| But here, I'm going to bring it back to the thing. | |
| So you say that you are a proud Palestinian and Native American. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I have a question for the whole panel now. | |
| I'm going to open it up. | |
| How do I want to best frame this? | |
| Let's do. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want to be really specific with the framing here. | |
| So, and I know some of you are, you know, whatever, different heritages, ethnicities, whatever. | |
| In a morally neutral, blame-free, hypothetical conflict between the U.S. and I know everybody here was born in the U.S., correct? | |
| Okay. | |
| So between the U.S. and the country of either your parents' origin. | |
| So this could be Jordan. | |
| It could be Palestine. | |
| I think some of you have Mexican heritage. | |
| So if your parents are from Mexico. | |
| So a hypothetical conflict between the U.S. and your, I don't know, what would be the right framing? | |
| The hair? | |
| Ally. | |
| Well, here, I'll just, and by the way, so it's a morally neutral, blame-free hypothetical conflict between the United States and, say, Palestine or Jordan. | |
| There is. | |
| Or Mexico. | |
| There is a conflict. | |
| We'll get to that in a moment. | |
| But this is a hypothetical one. | |
| Where neither side, neither side is right or wrong. | |
| To which country is your allegiance? | |
| If neither side was right or wrong and both could be good or both could be bad, then I would stand with the country that I was born in, the United States. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't think this would apply to you. | |
| What about you? | |
| I would say. | |
| The U.S. and Mexico goes to war. | |
| Right. | |
| That's actually. | |
| So which country is your allegiance? | |
| I'm be honest, like homeland, like Mexico. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Mexico. | |
| I'm half Mexican. | |
| My dad's from Mexico, but he's not an immigrant. | |
| So I guess we could still ask the question to you. | |
| Where would your allegiance be? | |
| Probably here. | |
| The U.S.? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| U.S. U.S. 100% the U.S. | |
| And then Morocco or China for you? | |
| Yeah, Morocco. | |
| It would be the U.S. | |
| Okay. | |
| It could be the U.S. Gotcha. | |
| So just you. | |
| Just you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| And then just curious, why is that? | |
| I was raised to just love my culture. | |
| I feel like I was raised a lot on a rancho, you know, like I was raised here in California? | |
| Yeah. | |
| In the Inland Empire. | |
| Yeah, I just love my culture so much, like everything about my people, the food, the love, everything. | |
| And what do you think, like your parents? | |
| Your parents are citizens? | |
| Like they? | |
| Yeah, my dad's from South Central. | |
| My mom's from Long Beach. | |
| But your dad, he immigrated here. | |
| My great-grandmother did. | |
| Okay, so they're second generation. | |
| So you're third gen. I'm not specifically sure on my grandparents, but I know they got citizenship. | |
| So it just depends on my grandparents here. | |
| But I think they immigrated here for sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They weren't born here. | |
| And then they're grandparents. | |
| And then they ended up getting citizenship. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's do this. | |
| Your grandparents and your parents. | |
| Wait, your grandparents do live here though, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah, okay. | |
| If the United States went to war with Mexico, what do you think? | |
| I know they're not here, but what do you think, or who do you think they would side with? | |
| The United States or Mexico? | |
| Where's their allegiance? | |
| That's hard. | |
| I would say Mexico. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like, would they, if there was some like war that broke out, do you think they would like go back to Mexico? | |
| Hypothetical. | |
| It's totally hypothetical. | |
| Would they go back to Mexico and like, well, I guess they're, they're, they're not young, so they're not going to like go find a war, I suppose, but they would stay here during the war. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you, um, you also would side with Mexico, is that correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Um, hold on. | |
| And just one point of clarification. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um, in terms of allegiance, right? | |
| Like, do you, your, uh, your grandparents, did they get their citizenship? | |
| And then I'm assuming your parents, they were, well, they were born here. | |
| Yes. | |
| So they obviously have their citizenship. | |
| I think when this question is, I like in terms of allegiance to a country, I don't think this means that you need to like culture background. | |
| Well, I don't think it means you have to like give up cultural identity. | |
| Okay. | |
| You don't have to like abandon your heritage. | |
| You don't have to reject family ties. | |
| Like if you have family that's still in Mexico, you don't have to be like, fuck them. | |
| No. | |
| Even you don't have to stop emotional attachment. | |
| But I think when it relates to war, I think, I don't know if you're the citizen of the United States, and at least with you, and at least with your parents, they're not. | |
| My understanding is they're not citizens of Mexico, or maybe they are. | |
| Oh, I'm not too sure about their citizenship in Mexico. | |
| But I know for sure. | |
| You're not a Mexican citizen. | |
| No, I never got my citizenship. | |
| You don't have citizenship there. | |
| Okay. | |
| But if war to break out, you would side with the place you don't have citizenship with? | |
| I think it's like a different perspective when you say war because that's like, I don't even agree with war, but I guess in that perspective, I would say I love America, like, you know, SoCal, Southern California is where I'm born and raised. | |
| I love the culture here. | |
| I love the people too. | |
| But predominantly, it's like Mexicans and stuff. | |
| So I'm just used to my culture. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I don't think you have to completely abandon and like reject your heritage or culture. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But it's more so just it's more so just about allegiance. | |
| Allegiance. | |
| Yeah. | |
| May I ask kind of like a specific question? | |
| Sure. | |
| So when we're talking about war, I feel like war is pretty vague. | |
| And I think our decision to who we are going to like stand with and ultimately, you know, like consider them and take their side is maybe like how the war started or what one side is saying to the other, how they're behaving. | |
| And kind of for an example, when these protests were happening, when Trump was getting elected, all these protests, I would say most people actually did side with Mexico. | |
| So well, I mean, I from what we've seen, like from what we've seen. | |
| Well, I mean, I'm not really going to speak on that, but in terms of the original hypothetical, it would be, at least the way I framed it, it's completely neutral. | |
| Neither country is the aggressor. | |
| Neither has done anything unethical. | |
| There's no moral dimension to it. | |
| The question is strictly about in this value-neutral scenario, which nation would you stand with as a matter of allegiance alone? | |
| So I don't know if that changes anything, but even then, do you still, as a matter of allegiance alone, do you still side with Mexico? | |
| Yes. | |
| In today's generation, yes, I do. | |
| What do you mean today's generation? | |
| Why does that influence your decision? | |
| I think just the chain of events that's going on. | |
| It takes a big toll on my mentality with like where I feel like I fall under. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I mean, I understand that, you know, currently there are circumstances that you might feel are unjust as it relates to like the Trump administration's immigration policy. | |
| But like specifically with the hypothetical, assume all ethical factors are removed, right? | |
| No one's at fault. | |
| Let's assume there's not like war crimes going on on either side. | |
| Both nations are acting honorably as far as you can. | |
| So in this completely neutral situation, still does still Mexico? | |
| Still Mexico. | |
| Still Mexico. | |
| Mexico. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| that's interesting um any reason why Just curious. | |
| Like any further reason why, I guess? | |
| I just love my homeland. | |
| Like, you know, I visited when I was little and I have a lot of love for the country. | |
| How about this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's say it's no longer neutral and it's actually Mexico that is the aggressor and Mexico is the one that is invading the United States. | |
| Of course, we're going to have to grant in this hypothetical scenario that Mexico has a robust and competent enough military to do so. | |
| Under this circumstance, would you, does that change anything? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| It would. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So do you side with the U.S.? | |
| If it was affecting living situations, like, you know, like if they're, like you said, they're taking over land and being aggressive. | |
| They want to, they want to do a reconquista. | |
| They want to take back territory in Texas, New Mexico, and California. | |
| Maybe there's, I don't know if they previously had territory in, whatever. | |
| They want to retake their territory. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I would say then I would definitely side with the U.S. now. | |
| But it would be Mexican nationalism to retake the territory that the big, bad United States took from them through conquest many, many years ago. | |
| Yeah, I think it'd be more fair for sure for them to take back, you know. | |
| But do you side with Mexico? | |
| In that situation. | |
| In a war of aggression on the side of Mexico. | |
| No, I just would want, I guess what it is now. | |
| Yeah, so think about if Mexico took over California. | |
| Hey, we're not going to deport anybody. | |
| Everybody, all the people who I guess are illegal immigrants. | |
| Yeah, you guys are going to stay. | |
| You're now part of Mexico. | |
| It's Mexico now. | |
| The official language becomes Spanish. | |
| You wouldn't want that. | |
| I would want that. | |
| You would want that. | |
| Yeah, it's already taken over. | |
| It's kind of like that already. | |
| Mexicans here. | |
| It's literally fully like the lady that did my hair was Mexicans at all. | |
| Twice as many Mexican restaurants. | |
| So many here. | |
| It's a lot. | |
| This is a cool city, though. | |
| Like, I've never been to Santa Barbara. | |
| Like, it's really nice. | |
| Hold on, totally. | |
| The weather is nice. | |
| It is nice here. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I've never been and it's nicer than New Orleans. | |
| Nothing's nicer, but it is nice. | |
| Now, question for you, though. | |
| If with this hypothetical where Mexico reclaimed, retook its territory from the United States, and let's say it took over the entirety of California and New Mexico, and I guess Texas, why not? | |
| How would you feel? | |
| Would you be okay if it if this new territory of well, it's part of the Mexican state, Mexican country, the country of Mexico, if it deported people who don't have Mexican heritage? | |
| Like me, I live in California, I'm very white and pale, and they're like, you know what? | |
| Look, we can't have these white people living in California and Texas, New Mexico. | |
| If you don't, you can't speak Spanish, you gotta go. | |
| Maybe they'll get, you know, if you're a white guy and you can speak Spanish, they'll let you stay, right? | |
| But if you don't, they got what do you think about that? | |
| Would you be okay if they're just like, you know what? | |
| We can't have these people in our country. | |
| We should deport these white people. | |
| I don't think even race should be involved, to be honest, but yeah. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| All right, I think that's kind of oh, and then I believe your answer, you know, you very much identify as being Palestinian. | |
| In the event that the United States went to war, they are in war. | |
| What, Jordanian, American, Palestinian? | |
| In the event that the United States went to war with Palestine and it was a morally neutral conflict, to which country does your allegiance lie? | |
| If it was a morally neutral conflict, then I would lie in the United States where I was born and where I have a citizenship. | |
| I see. | |
| If it was morally like everything was peaceful and right. | |
| Just to be clear, like, I don't think it's I don't think it's a lacking of allegiance if the United States is involved in a war that you disagree with. | |
| But I think allegiance can be somewhat, well, hold on, let me reframe this. | |
| I think allegiance can be different. | |
| Your allegiance should still be to the nation, but you can disagree with like political. | |
| I mean, I disagree with the people. | |
| Like, for you with the genocide currently, like, I don't know why anyone would agree with a genocide killing hundreds and millions of kids and people. | |
| That would be like the British coming to New Orleans where I grew up with alligators and like skinning animals and everything. | |
| It would be like British coming there and kicking us out suddenly and saying we were here years ago. | |
| I think that would be quite similar to like, you know, what they're doing today. | |
| They go to Palestine, have a war, and then call sees fire every time they get into Canada. | |
| Pardon. | |
| So many female panelists, past and current, do not realize that giving allegiance to the country they live in does not mean disowning or denouncing family traditions, practices, or beliefs. | |
| Poop fart. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah, and like, there's a specific thing where, at least the clip that went viral. | |
| So basically, I'll just give the background. | |
| Last episode, we had this girl who she was born in Colombia. | |
| She's a family. | |
| Yeah, I watched it. | |
| She was sitting right here. | |
| You were like, would you shank someone? | |
| That's not related. | |
| I remember that. | |
| She was sitting here and she didn't talk much. | |
| Yeah, she was kind of quiet. | |
| So anyways, but she was born in Colombia and she'd been living in the United States for 10 years. | |
| She became a naturalized American citizen. | |
| And when I asked her this question, she said that she would, her allegiance would be to Colombia. | |
| And I think it's a bit different when, you know, if we're talking about people who are like born here, where citizenship is basically automatic versus somebody who immigrated here and they went through the citizenship process, naturalization process. | |
| You have to actually, you know, you don't have to do this if you're a citizen, but she had to go through a process. | |
| And she had to actually, before she could become a citizen, she had to take an oath, an oath of allegiance. | |
| Yeah, you pulled it up. | |
| Yeah, I pulled it up. | |
| And in the oath, it basically says, I renounce any allegiance to like a foreign government or country, et cetera, et cetera. | |
| And she said, yeah, well, she did. | |
| She did the oath, but I guess the people were upset by this because, you know, it's one thing if you're already a citizen here. | |
| There's really not like a mechanism where you can do anything, or you didn't technically take an oath if you're born here as a citizen. | |
| But if you've actively left your home country to move here and you've been living here for 10 years and you took an actual oath to become a citizen, you're basically in breach of your oath. | |
| You're an oath breaker. | |
| And so, yeah. | |
| Yeah, they make you swear of all the amendments and everything. | |
| And so, yeah, I mean, I agree, but that's mainly with immigrants. | |
| Nick, can you pull up the Discord? | |
| And that's pretty much the gist of it. | |
| Just the Discord, and then we'll just click on the photos. | |
| So Elon Musk saw it on X because it was going viral. | |
| So just click the first photo. | |
| American citizenship is an oath. | |
| You're going to have to move me. | |
| American citizenship is an oath to America. | |
| If anyone breaks their oath, they should lose citizenship immediately. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the next one. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Did I post? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Click it again. | |
| There. | |
| Violation of the oath of citizenship should result in deportation. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So just saying. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Anyways, I thought that was, I don't know, it was going, not really dating related, but fuck, whatever. | |
| Yeah, I mean, people come here for different reasons, so it's understandable. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, let's get into some pre-show notes then, shall we? | |
| We have, why don't we do where do we start? | |
| Alexis. | |
| Alexis. | |
| Yes. | |
| You found out your ex was sleeping with his ex's mom. | |
| Yes. | |
| What's the quick story there? | |
| What happened there? | |
| So this is actually when I was still in high school. | |
| I was a junior in high school. | |
| So that even makes it even crazier because obviously he is a minor at that time. | |
| So like I said, I was talking to this guy, very freshly dating. | |
| He lets me know that he's still very much friends with his ex. | |
| And I'm like, whatever. | |
| Like I can, I don't really have the right to tell him to not be friends with his ex. | |
| I mean, as long as they're not doing anything, it shouldn't, shouldn't be an issue. | |
| So then one day I'm invited over for New Year's. | |
| And when I pull up, it's all one big house. | |
| My ex's ex, sorry, lives with his mom. | |
| She has like four kids, and she does not look like she has four kids. | |
| She's a very gorgeous, very attractive woman. | |
| I wasn't like letting that bother me, but I just thought it was like, his ex is also very gorgeous too. | |
| So I'm like, why exactly are you friends like with your ex? | |
| Like what's the, what's the reason for hanging around them? | |
| To me, probably sounds insecure, but I'm like, do you want to just hang like around a bunch of pretty women? | |
| So that was what was in my head. | |
| So we're hanging out at New Year's. | |
| I'm on a different side of the house. | |
| I can't find my boyfriend at the time. | |
| So I also can't find his mom either. | |
| So I'm like, oh, this is weird. | |
| Like, I haven't seen them for the past 30 minutes. | |
| So then I go upstairs. | |
| They live in like a big house. | |
| I go upstairs and the door is closed. | |
| And I literally hear like moaning through the door. | |
| And I know that it has to be them. | |
| I know it has to be them. | |
| Already in my head, I know it has to be them because everybody else is downstairs. | |
| Like I know who's like downstairs. | |
| How did you handle the situation and how do you feel about it now? | |
| Like did it affect you? | |
| Let her finish the story first. | |
| Sorry, where was I? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I go upstairs. | |
| I hear them moaning or whatever. | |
| I don't go in. | |
| I'm like, my heart has like dropped all the way to like my crotch by now. | |
| I'm like, I don't know what to do. | |
| So I just go back downstairs and I do see them both coming down the stairs. | |
| So I already know. | |
| And honestly, I didn't confront him about it. | |
| I did not confront him about it. | |
| I literally just left the relationship. | |
| Or it wasn't even like a relationship. | |
| I was just like, that was really, really fucking weird. | |
| Like, I don't even want, like, that would be embarrassing. | |
| Because I didn't even want to let him know that I just was like kind of like snooping. | |
| I'm like, I don't want to. | |
| So yeah. | |
| That was just like, and that was like a teen too. | |
| It's the loudest thing you can do is just being quiet and not saying anything. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's the loudest words. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was a really weird situation. | |
| I kind of just tried to get it out of my head as quickly as possible. | |
| And I didn't even really like him like that. | |
| I didn't even really like him like that. | |
| I'm like, this is really fucking weird. | |
| Like I'm embarrassed for myself. | |
| Most of all, I'm embarrassed for myself. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Good times. | |
| No. | |
| Good times. | |
| Not good times. | |
| He slept with his ex's mom. | |
| Yeah, and it was weird because I think the ex knew it. | |
| MILF mom. | |
| Yeah, it was really weird. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| I need to get up. | |
| I need to get up momentarily, but Felicity is going to take over for a little bit. | |
| She's got some questions for you guys. | |
| for shizzle. | |
| Okay. | |
| Going around the table, what percentage of men do you think are over six feet, starting with you? | |
| In the United States? | |
| Sure, yeah. | |
| Over 60, I would say like 30%. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm over 40. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm going to go 30. | |
| Next. | |
| I was going to go with 40 as 30. | |
| Next. | |
| 40%? | |
| Okay, next? | |
| 25%. | |
| Next. | |
| To get to the very few, I think it's 20%. | |
| Yeah, I have no idea what it is. | |
| Everyone's so close. | |
| We love our ankle bias. | |
| I feel like 40 is hi. | |
| Shout out to Shark. | |
| Do you know what it is? | |
| No, no, I can't see it. | |
| Do you know what it is now? | |
| My boyfriend is one. | |
| He's 5'8. | |
| He has 5. | |
| Okay. | |
| What percentage of men between the ages of 25 to 35 make six figures? | |
| 25 to 35 in the United States. | |
| Six figures. | |
| That would probably be 10%. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| 1% or less. | |
| Next. | |
| 5%. | |
| Next? | |
| I'll go with 3.5%. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| 5%. | |
| I'm going to go with 1%. | |
| 3%. | |
| 1% or less. | |
| What percentage of what percentage of men between the ages of 35 and 45 make six figures? | |
| 45 and 35. | |
| 35 and 45, yeah. | |
| Before it was 25 and 35. | |
| Like six figures. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Like 5%? | |
| 5% maybe? | |
| 1%. | |
| 5%. | |
| What was the question again? | |
| What percentage of men between the ages of 35 to 45 make six figures? | |
| I'd say 4%. | |
| I would say 10%, honestly. | |
| I'm going to go with 1% again. | |
| 10%. | |
| 1% or less. | |
| What percentage of men have yachts? | |
| 10%. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| The United States. | |
| Way less than 1%. | |
| Next. | |
| Yeah, 1%. | |
| Next. | |
| Like, own or rent? | |
| Huh? | |
| Like, own or rent? | |
| It says have yachts, so I'm assuming that means own. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'd say like a good 10%. | |
| 1050. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| 12%. | |
| Let's go with 12. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I think less than 0.1%, honestly. | |
| 1%? | |
| 8%. | |
| Less than 1%. | |
| Yeah, anyone that said over 1% is wrong. | |
| It's way less than 1%. | |
| Damn, we're in Cali. | |
| You'd think everybody has boats. | |
| Yachts. | |
| Yachts are million-dollar graphs. | |
| Okay, I don't know. | |
| Do any of you keep a list of all the men you've been with, be honest? | |
| Not at all. | |
| Like on your phone, you know? | |
| Oh. | |
| No, not at all. | |
| No. | |
| Nobody? | |
| No. | |
| Nor. | |
| no that's like wait let's let's let everyone answer No, but this girl showed me her list one time and I was really scared. | |
| Like, because I thought that was so weird. | |
| And I ended it like there. | |
| Like our friendship. | |
| That was strange. | |
| What about you? | |
| Oh, me. | |
| I keep a mental note, yes. | |
| I'm aware of everybody that I've been with. | |
| I don't know if that, if it picked up. | |
| Can you say it again? | |
| I do keep a mental note. | |
| Yeah, I'm aware of everyone I've been with. | |
| Okay, but not one on your phone. | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| Next? | |
| No, I don't keep a list. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, I don't keep a list. | |
| No. | |
| Do you have a roster? | |
| No. | |
| None? | |
| No, what's a roster? | |
| Like when you're dating multiple guys at a time. | |
| I think you can date multiple guys at once without having sex, but I talked to a few guys, but just no sex. | |
| Just talk, get to know each other. | |
| I don't know if a roster means sex. | |
| I think it's just like dating multiple guys. | |
| Well, just dating, but I'm getting to know them. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| No, I don't like that word. | |
| I wouldn't do that. | |
| And I just, no. | |
| You guys, so none of you are dating, like, or seeing multiple guys? | |
| Okay. | |
| Next? | |
| No. | |
| I'm faithful. | |
| Okay. | |
| Respect. | |
| Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| How quick? | |
| Like, yeah, like the same night I met them. | |
| Like within a few hours? | |
| Three hours, yeah. | |
| Have you done it with anyone else? | |
| No, not like that, no. | |
| Just one time. | |
| It was just one. | |
| Within three hours, damn. | |
| I know, right? | |
| Getting to business. | |
| Girl, I was in love. | |
| Next. | |
| Yeah, my current boyfriend, he flew from Virginia, and then we did the nasty yearning right off of the plane. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, wait, what? | |
| Ready? | |
| Be for real. | |
| I'm not a troller. | |
| I'm just a real troller. | |
| So you like, he gotta keep it real. | |
| He got off the plane, got his luggage. | |
| You guys went to the car. | |
| It was premeditated. | |
| It was premeditated. | |
| But where was it in the airport? | |
| It was in the bathroom. | |
| You mean for real? | |
| Was it like roleplay? | |
| Basically, like, why not? | |
| I'm young. | |
| I'm living my life. | |
| Were you like a flight attendant? | |
| Were you a flight attendant? | |
| Or like the security kind of? | |
| Have you done it with anyone else? | |
| I was a teacher. | |
| In the same day that you met them? | |
| Nope. | |
| So just your boyfriend in the airport? | |
| Yes. | |
| Was that the first? | |
| That was the first time you met? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| And pretty. | |
| Yes, I have twice. | |
| My son's dad and this other guy. | |
| How quick? | |
| Both of them? | |
| Okay, my son's dad, it was later that night, not immediately into the day. | |
| We were just vibing really good. | |
| Like, what can I say? | |
| Within a few hours? | |
| I would say like six to eight hours. | |
| Yeah, six to eight hours after meeting. | |
| And then the guy before him, yes, like two hours in. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Next. | |
| No, I haven't. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yes, I have. | |
| No. | |
| How quick? | |
| We hung out during the day and it was later on that day. | |
| So within like eight hours? | |
| Yeah, about eight hours. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, was that the guy who got you pregnant? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anyone here ever had a threesome? | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Unfortunately. | |
| How many? | |
| Just one. | |
| Was it guy, guy, or it was a guy and a girl? | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Has anyone had a hoe phase? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What was your hoe phase? | |
| Like an Instagram ho phase. | |
| Like just like texting guys? | |
| No, just like posting pictures. | |
| But I mean, like terrorist traps and stuff. | |
| But no, not. | |
| I feel like everyone does that though. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, nowadays, it's like impossible to find someone that's like crazy. | |
| But like, have you ever like been like been dating a bunch of guys at once? | |
| Well, talking to you, but not dating, not official, not like, you know, I'm with you and then I'm with all of you. | |
| It's just like talking, getting to know them, whichever one wins, you know. | |
| Just dating around. | |
| Yeah, just dating around openly without, you know, having to fuck every guy I'm with. | |
| So yeah, just, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Next? | |
| I have, but it was when I was like a teenager because I was homeless. | |
| So I would like go be at guys' houses. | |
| And then basically I was like, that was kind of a hoe thing to do. | |
| But it was when I was a kid. | |
| Were you like sleeping with them? | |
| There was like a good two from school dads. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Dude, the nasty with for a place to stay. | |
| Oh, you're like a hobosexual. | |
| Basically. | |
| I was raised. | |
| I've never literally. | |
| No, literally. | |
| Like, I literally would just have nowhere to go. | |
| So I'll just go to the school. | |
| It's kind of sad. | |
| Yeah, I was born in jails. | |
| I'm from foster care. | |
| So, you know what? | |
| You were born in jail? | |
| Yeah, my mom. | |
| And that's something you could actually look up. | |
| She murdered my dad. | |
| She didn't murder my dad, but my stepdad, my sister's dad, she did murder me. | |
| You were born in jail. | |
| I was. | |
| You could look at all the schools. | |
| Wait, wait, so you're born in jail, and then what happened? | |
| Like, you just went to a foster family? | |
| No, at three days old, I went to like an aunt or something like that, a distant relative, and then she like dropped me off somewhere else, too. | |
| So like, I just kept going different homes. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| It made me freaking what? | |
| I'm about to be a law lawyer. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I love that for you. | |
| I think it's hard to get from my school. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Shout out to my friends. | |
| It's better to like fuck for money and at least get something out of it than wait for free. | |
| Wait, free with a bunch of people. | |
| I think you're more of a storywater child. | |
| Do it for free with a bunch of people, just fuck a bunch of people for free rather than doing it for something, for some sort of benefit. | |
| Survival of the fittest. | |
| Yeah, you gotta do something rides to school. | |
| Have you had a whole phase? | |
| Yeah, it's kind of literally the same exact answer as hers. | |
| So humbly. | |
| So my mom actually passed away when I was four, and my dad has always been in prison my whole life. | |
| I've never seen him outside of prison. | |
| So the next person who took care of me was my aunt, who actually hated my mom, so we weren't very close. | |
| So she kicked me out really young, like 13, like off and on. | |
| So yeah, it was like the same thing, like sleeping over at guys' house because they were willing to take me in, obviously, for a certain reason. | |
| And I take advantage of you. | |
| Yeah, they basically, yeah, I swear. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What about you? | |
| That's okay. | |
| Come on. | |
| Yes, I don't have a whole phase. | |
| What was your whole phase? | |
| I was sleeping around. | |
| Close to the mic. | |
| Huh? | |
| Closer to the mic. | |
| Oh, yeah, I was sleeping around. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next? | |
| No. | |
| Next. | |
| No. | |
| Can you go into detail on when you say what were you doing? | |
| A lot of them were like guy friends that I had. | |
| I was like 19 years old. | |
| I had just gotten out of a relationship. | |
| I lived alone and I kind of grew up alone. | |
| So I was just kind of like just had people, guys around. | |
| Are you waiting until marriage now? | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't think they can hear you. | |
| Echo. | |
| Just repeat it though. | |
| Are you waiting until marriage now? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, how long ago was the whole phase? | |
| How long ago was the whole phase? | |
| 20. | |
| 20 years ago? | |
| No. | |
| You were 20 or 20? | |
| I was 20 when it ended. | |
| Well, yeah, I was 20 when it ended. | |
| It was October last year. | |
| So it's going to be, it was a year this October that I became celibate. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Has anyone here hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period? | |
| No. | |
| No, thankfully. | |
| What about your threesome? | |
| That was only one guy. | |
| Oh, two guys, yeah. | |
| Yeah, no, it was one guy. | |
| What about you? | |
| No. No. No. No. | |
| 30 yes. No. | |
| How many in a seven-day period? | |
| Anyone hooked up with multiple guys in a week? | |
| No. | |
| Negative? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are men the problem? | |
| No, I think they are actually protectors and providers, some leaders, some people you can follow after for guidance. | |
| So I think they don't express their emotions as they should. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| No. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm like, men and women are two different breeds of species, whatever you want to call it. | |
| Like, just too different. | |
| But yes, they are the same. | |
| Why do you say yes? | |
| No. | |
| I say that because I feel like women in relationships and love, like they give more. | |
| Like. | |
| I want to get everyone's answers first, but I'll come back. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I was going to say, dang, I love men. | |
| Thank you guys for everything you do, but yes, sometimes, because you guys statistically start more war. | |
| Well, obviously, war starts with men, and you know, usually there's, you know, the rapes that are committed, it's always nine times out of ten of men. | |
| I'm not saying women don't do it because they do, and they're weird, and I get that, and I totally respect the men that go through that too. | |
| But sometimes, yes. | |
| But I just want to end with, I do love y'all, okay? | |
| Need you, thank you for everything. | |
| Love you. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| No, I don't think men are the problem per se. | |
| I mean, everybody has their faults, and we're all human, and but statistically, men do be causing a lot of stuff. | |
| So I would say that in certain areas, yes, they are the problem. | |
| How about certain men? | |
| Maybe we don't generalize them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Certain men, yes. | |
| Ooh, that makes me like a thought immediately. | |
| Like military men, yeah. | |
| I feel like they're probably the problem. | |
| They're like, Well, we need them. | |
| We do need them. | |
| That's the thing. | |
| Well, yeah, we do need them, but I'm not kind of talking about like dating. | |
| I would say being with a military man from what I've heard from my friends is pretty difficult. | |
| Well, yeah. | |
| I mean, I think it depends on what they do exactly, but I would say that. | |
| Like their mindset more than like their actions. | |
| I'm thinking like their mindset. | |
| I think it's someone that moves around a lot. | |
| No, more like their mindset. | |
| I've heard, I've had a few different friends who've had military husbands, and both of them were abusive. | |
| And just with talking with them, with their acquaintances, you know, their friends who also have military husbands. | |
| Abusive, yeah. | |
| It's a lot of themes of abuse. | |
| Yeah, they're like really hard and they're hard in life. | |
| I mean, it could be the themes that they're picking up from training or just ETS. | |
| I don't know enough military men to speak on it. | |
| My man is a military man, so I fill that. | |
| I say mostly no. | |
| He's a strict. | |
| Next. | |
| Yeah, like sure. | |
| No, I don't think men are the problem. | |
| Next. | |
| No. | |
| Do we need men? | |
| Yes, I think men and women need each other to hold each other up. | |
| Like a man can do things that a woman can't, and a woman can do things that a man can't. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Next. | |
| Yes. | |
| Like a real man, like definition of a real man, you know? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Like provider. | |
| I would say even like just a family person. | |
| You know, you start having kids with a person and you want to keep, you know, be involved in the kids' life and stuff. | |
| And just, I feel like that makes a man, honestly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Yes, of course. | |
| And I really am sad that this generation keeps trying to separate us further and further away from each other because we're made for each other. | |
| Literally. | |
| Agreeing. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Sorry, I had a brain fart. | |
| What was the question? | |
| Do we need men? | |
| 100%. | |
| Yes, we do. | |
| Not only just for the fact that they literally carry society, in my opinion, they carry the whole entire society. | |
| But in relationships as well. | |
| I'm sure we've all heard that, you know, she puts me in my masculine, I put her in her feminine, but I do think that stuff has some very true aspects. | |
| Yes, we need men. | |
| Hasty George's such a hater. | |
| These are the questions that I'm supposed to ask. | |
| He's promoting Hasty. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| He's actually, don't give hate to Pacy. | |
| He'll come for you. | |
| Let him come for me. | |
| Yes, we need men. | |
| Next. | |
| Yep. | |
| If you could snap your finger and all males disappeared and women could reproduce without men, would you do it? | |
| No. | |
| Hell no. | |
| I need some dick. | |
| Hey. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| Sorry. | |
| At least you're honest. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| Instantly no. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Who here has faked an orgasm? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Don't lie. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes, but I don't think it was like believable. | |
| Okay, I'm awful at acting. | |
| Wait, next? | |
| Yes. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so for those who said yes, why? | |
| I'm a people pleaser. | |
| I'm a people pleaser. | |
| Yeah, I just can't make somebody feel bad, especially like, and I feel like it's during those times where they're really trying to, and it's like, this is awkward. | |
| I can't just like, you're giving your all right now. | |
| Same. | |
| I'm like, you're literally giving your all. | |
| I can't just disrespect your freaking eth right now. | |
| Wait, you said, you said it wasn't believable. | |
| Why? | |
| Just because I'm not the greatest at acting, and then they would keep asking, like, oh, did you? | |
| And I'm like, I hate what it is. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| Name three countries: the United States, Russia, Libya. | |
| Okay, no repeating, also, by the way. | |
| Germany, France, the U.S. U.S. was already sad. | |
| Oh, um, why am I blanking? | |
| Low-key, me too. | |
| Wait, Germany, France. | |
| Um. | |
| You got this. | |
| Oh, Venezuela. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Um, Japan and Iceland and Greenland. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| That was good. | |
| Ireland. | |
| I'm like, we're gonna say that. | |
| Um, okay, yeah, Ireland, China, and Colombia. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Um, Mexico, Brazil, um, Spain. | |
| Was Mexico said? | |
| Oh, Mexico is said? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, was it? | |
| No. | |
| No, I thought about it. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Okay, I'm sorry. | |
| What did I say? | |
| Mexico, Brazil, Spain. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, you're fine. | |
| Next. | |
| Korea, Italy, and Greece. | |
| Next. | |
| Vietnam, Thailand. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| We can't have like sidebar conversation because it's hard for the mic to pick up. | |
| Okay, so what were you saying? | |
| Vietnam, Thailand, and I can't think of anything right now. | |
| I can't think. | |
| Well, you got it. | |
| There's a lot of countries. | |
| I know. | |
| Philippines? | |
| Sure, yeah. | |
| Next. | |
| Norway, Finland, Sweden. | |
| Okay. | |
| What years were World War I? | |
| World War I. I'm not sure. | |
| Probably in the 1980s or below. | |
| No clue. | |
| 1980s is crazy. | |
| It's a good guess. | |
| Confused. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| World War I? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was it 1914 to 1920? | |
| I can't give you the answer. | |
| Next. | |
| I'm going to go with like 1910, maybe around there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I'm going to go with the 1800s. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Oh. | |
| What year, I guess? | |
| Be more specific. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like 1850s? | |
| I would say the 1870s. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Like the first decade of the 1900s. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| 1914 to 1918. | |
| Next. | |
| 1920. | |
| Next. | |
| 1914 to 1918. | |
| It is 1914 to 1918. | |
| What years were World War II? | |
| 1930. | |
| You, you said World War One was the 80s. | |
| So you think World War well, you said it was the World War One was below 1914. | |
| So that's why it said a little bit above. | |
| So you think the 30s? | |
| Okay, i'm not sure, but I think a little bit above what you said, okay. | |
| Next, somewhere in 1930 to 1945, I think okay. | |
| Next, I would say like 1940s, i'm gonna go with 1940s, um mid to late 1930s, not sure. | |
| 1939 to 1945. | |
| Period 1945, 1939 to 1945. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated 200.04. | |
| Thank you. | |
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| It's kind of like American pie, maybe. | |
| That's. | |
| Yes, that's awesome. | |
| All right, Pasty George. | |
| Uh, thank you man, appreciate it. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| We have a uh chat here, a read from let's See Rainburns. | |
| Absolutely gross. | |
| To pledge an oath relinquishing allegiance to your home country, to become a U.s citizen and reap the benefits, yet would fight against us vet. | |
| These liars and traitors are vote nay, i'm not sure what that means. | |
| But uh, thank you for your message, man appreciate it all right. | |
| Um wow, Felicia got through a lot of those questions. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| Um, let's see, here we're gonna uh get back into some of the show notes. | |
| Going back to you, I read somewhere on one of your profiles, la mas chichona. | |
| What is that? | |
| Um, it's like a big titty girl, and la mas means like the biggest, the bestest, like the most. | |
| Chichona is big titty, big titty girl. | |
| How do you say big booty? | |
| Um culona, I think is it Culona. | |
| Ass, like she oh Nalgona no, it's Nalgona, it is. | |
| It's Nalgona because Nalgona is a moment Culo. | |
| Um, how do you say uh, Grandeur? | |
| You can't say Grande Grande, Culo? | |
| Well, because that's, you're specifically tailing it to her attribute, like to the ass. | |
| But like, I feel like, when you add the like Nalgona, like the Ona at the end of it, it's just like encapsulating her as like she's the one with the ass, instead of just like oh, that's a big ass, it's like she is she, that's her, that's that's her. | |
| Not just there's an existence of a big ass, it's just she possesses yeah, she possesses the big ass. | |
| All right um, let's see here you wanted to talk about. | |
| You feel uh, or why men feel it's okay to constantly sexualize women and watch adult content and then judge women for being adult content creators. | |
| Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, I guess. | |
| What are your thoughts that um like, for example i'm not saying this is all men at all, but I do see a theme of men who are very quick to shame and judge and just like talk shit, but They're in they're, we like for the woman, we would be the ones that they would immediately thirst over and they're still watching our content. | |
| Like, I feel like for them, me thinking about it, maybe it's them like being ashamed of their attraction or maybe feeling like they're emasculated, that a woman can do the easiest thing ever. | |
| And for some men also, it's really hard for them to get sex. | |
| Like, some men, it's hard harder for them to get laid. | |
| And then when they see a woman who they would love to sleep with just dominating that industry, they're like, wow, she just gets to make all this money so easily. | |
| And I wish I could fuck her, but I have to go clock in and make less than her. | |
| Okay, so it's like economic jealousy, financial jealousy, but then also hypocrisy. | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| Oh, these adult porn stars, they're fucking gross, blah, blah, blah. | |
| But also, I'm going to goon over them. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I see what you're saying. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's just my opinion. | |
| I'm not saying that, like, that's what it is. | |
| That's just what I get from, you know, seeing certain videos or just talking to some men, even. | |
| I don't know if it's necessarily a contradiction if for a man to consume porn. | |
| I guess it would depend on his degree to which he like, if he was, if he was like a massive gooner and like super addicted to it or he watched it for, like you know, 20 minutes, like a couple times a week or whatever um, but I don't know if that would even really matter. | |
| But uh, I don't know if there's a contradiction in watching porn and then like judging people who do porn. | |
| Okay, I do think I was more talking about the massive gooners. | |
| Just because I have talked to a few men and like well okay, I told you that I worked at like a bikini cafe. | |
| A lot of guys would just come in there and like vet about all their beliefs and ideas and i'm just like listening to them. | |
| I'm like, but you're in here though, you're in here and you hate us. | |
| Why are you like? | |
| Why are you? | |
| And they were customers, right? | |
| Yeah, so i'm just so, at bikini cafe, you're just in a, you're serving coffee, but in the bikini yeah well, you also have to. | |
| Um, not like have to. | |
| But the etiquette is for the women, the girls, to go and sit down with the customer and talk and like sit at his table and talk with them and just like they can. | |
| They can buy a lap dance, but the etiquette is you talk to them and if they like the conversation, they think you're attractive, they just keep putting money like in your outfit type of deal. | |
| Well yeah, I mean, I think I guess if we were to map that onto, like strip clubs, if a guy was going to a strip club and like getting dances or watching the strippers do their listeners like I hate this, I hate this and like I hate yeah, that'd be yeah, that'd be super weird and yeah, I don't know about that. | |
| And that is that's definitely not all men, that's definitely not all men. | |
| Um, that is on the more extreme side, but I do feel like a lot of men do have, like the more, the less extreme kind of mindset. | |
| Like oh, she's so hot, i'm gonna watch this content, but I hate her. | |
| I'm wondering uh, like I do. | |
| I do think it's guys who have an issue with it, but they'll like go and follow. | |
| Yeah, you know that they'll go and follow, like a bunch of uh, like instagram exactly, or whatever, but they also have criticisms for it. | |
| Like you probably shouldn't be following them. | |
| I mean me personally, I don't. | |
| Yeah, I don't follow anyone on Instagram. | |
| I just don't care enough. | |
| It's just an interesting mindset to kind of have. | |
| If it were okay um, like double standard, would you date a guy? | |
| So for the women who do uh well, I guess i'll just open it up to everybody. | |
| But um, would you date a guy who let's, let's say he's not addicted but he does watch porn? | |
| Would you date him? | |
| No, not at all. | |
| Okay, I wouldn't date him, not one bit. | |
| I wouldn't marry him. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| Nope, what about no, don't you do? | |
| Yeah, But like on the other end of it, no. | |
| Like I wouldn't date somebody that pays for yeah, that is because he's a trick. | |
| He's a bitch ass. | |
| It's just something about that character. | |
| No, I don't want to say that characteristic, but you know, I just like I don't know. | |
| No. | |
| What if he just he like found your shit and you only watched your shit? | |
| I wouldn't even know really. | |
| Okay. | |
| And yeah, I just don't. | |
| I'm new to the game. | |
| So we're still learning trials and tribulations. | |
| What about you? | |
| No, heck no. | |
| My ex used to do that. | |
| I'd find it on his phone and I'd just get like, I'd be like, oh, this is what you like. | |
| It was just weird for me mentally. | |
| No, I wouldn't. | |
| What about you? | |
| I know it sounds ironic, but no, I would not. | |
| Like, my men obsessed over me. | |
| Oh, they're just, he's not, like, addicted. | |
| He's just watching. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's. | |
| I feel like, ah, I don't know. | |
| I think, I think it would depend on like the type of content that he's watching and where. | |
| Okay, so if he's just like going on porn on the hub, no, not a big deal. | |
| If he's going on like the amateur sites digging for shit, and like I could see that, he's like going on like something specific. | |
| Like, what is it? | |
| Like, Iromi, there's like some like super like in the back rooms type. | |
| Like if he's like searching for it, going on OnlyFans, no. | |
| The hub, I'm not too, not too big of a deal on that. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| No, I wouldn't. | |
| What about you? | |
| I don't mind. | |
| I just, I don't care. | |
| It's their business. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Can I say something real quick? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, but the thing is, is like, say you do OnlyFans and you're like sexy, like, okay, you know what I mean? | |
| Like, why would he need to do that if you have a whole porn star? | |
| Not a porn star, but like you have a whole like sexy woman at home, like, and you could just go watch her content, you know? | |
| Or make it with her. | |
| Well, I mean, I guess it depends. | |
| Some people are in, like, they're not living together, so they don't see the person all the time. | |
| Maybe he's busy, you're busy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess it depends. | |
| I mean, you know, I personally believe if the frequency is frequent enough, like I, if I'm in a relationship, I don't watch any porn whatsoever. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| But if you're like long distance and you don't have like an addiction and it's just like, look, she's, I mean, maybe ideally she's just sending you stuff of herself. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Not to say she's a sex worker, like a porn star, but it's just like she's just sending you nudes and it's private just for you. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But I don't know if I have, I think it's ideal for a guy to not be watching it in general, whether he's in a relationship or not. | |
| But I mean, if you live across the country and you see him every once a month, twice, or every two months, then I mean, probably let the guy fucking jerk it a little bit. | |
| I don't know. | |
| He's all backed up and shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Don't trip too much if it's long distance, I guess. | |
| Yeah, it's long distance. | |
| But if you guys are seeing each other a few times a week, then probably guys should not be watching porn. | |
| Why don't you watch porn? | |
| Why don't I watch it? | |
| It's a couple things. | |
| I'm like insanely busy. | |
| Well, so in a relationship. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because you're in a relationship? | |
| No, so okay. | |
| Well, if I am in the relationship, then no, I'm not going to watch it. | |
| Although if it's long distance, then whatever. | |
| Okay, so I guess you're a little bit over that. | |
| Stress relief or whatever, you know? | |
| A little double dab. | |
| But I'm not like. | |
| I guess you're a little bit open to it then. | |
| To what? | |
| To porn. | |
| I don't think it the. | |
| So if you watch it just like, okay, it's like twice a week and your girlfriend lives across the country and you're just like watching it for I don't know 30 minutes or whatever. | |
| I really think there's not really much harm that's actually being done to the individual. | |
| I think some of the harms of porn when it's consumed in moderation is completely. | |
| Well, I don't even know if the criticisms of porn consumption by men as it relates to moderate consumption is what people are critical of. | |
| I don't know if people make that differentiation. | |
| Clearly, addiction is going to have repercussions. | |
| And then there is, of course, going to be an impact. | |
| Like, okay, you could say, well, okay, he's watching all these porn stars and they look this certain way. | |
| Then there's that component of it where he's like, you know, holding up like either the girl he's dating or women he's seeing to like, you know, these porn stars that aren't necessarily an accurate portrayal of either like how you know women in the real world look. | |
| Although like to be fair, I don't think a lot of porn stars are particularly that attractive. | |
| But or just like the actual sex itself can be quite exaggerated that you see in porn. | |
| There's cuts, there's edits. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think it desensitizes you as a male and makes you less disciplined when you watch porn. | |
| So and it also makes you in the future, if you keep watching it so much and get addicted, maybe you'll start doing taboo things like looking up like other shit that I don't want to talk about or mention, but things that aren't normal at all. | |
| In terms of women's porn consumption, we actually see women consume like the most degenerate porn ever. | |
| Like y'all women, y'all women will look at like violent porn. | |
| Like sadistic, sadomasochistic stuff. | |
| Women will be like, like y'all will watch someone get her the shit kicked out of her and she's fucking crying by the end of it. | |
| That's some crazy shit. | |
| Yeah, a lot of women have this fantasy. | |
| No, I think it is the case. | |
| Like the rough porn. | |
| Like women love that shit. | |
| I know a lot of women have fantasy. | |
| And they have a fantasy of that and, you know, essay. | |
| And I don't want to say it on here. | |
| That's really violent. | |
| And they read like abuse. | |
| They read a lot of those books. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That is another thing. | |
| They'll read like fan fictions and stuff like that that are like super violent. | |
| They have this whole like community on TikTok stuff. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Well, yeah, I mean, that is a component that isn't really looked at. | |
| Dude, but like, I don't know. | |
| Maybe I'm just not familiar. | |
| I really, I'm sure there's a lot of women out there, but I don't know if the average woman is reading romance novels to the same degree that men are consuming porn. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| Does it mean that they don't like read the romance? | |
| No. | |
| Is it romance novels or is it like basically like written porn, basically? | |
| It's very pornographic in nature, but there is a storyline and characters and like novel in my old tutor's car one day. | |
| She knows what I'm talking about. | |
| So I don't know anything about it, but I did see a novel in my old tutor's car back when I was a little kid and I opened it. | |
| It was just sex stuff. | |
| So I don't know if it's an older people thing or does anybody here have read like the smut or the romance novels or you don't have a collection? | |
| I don't even know what you guys are talking about, to be honest. | |
| I'm so scary. | |
| I'm not pornographic novels. | |
| I guess I'm like, bro, what is this? | |
| So it's like I'm trying to think of an example. | |
| Like it's just a book? | |
| It's like porn but words. | |
| And girl, women read that shit, I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, I can just like imagine a novel, but like at every almost opportunity, they're getting down and nasty and it's very like descriptive. | |
| Like super descriptive, like downloading. | |
| I've never came across that in my life. | |
| I came across one by accident. | |
| Have you read those? | |
| But my roommate, my old roommate, like a few years ago, she tried to make me and it was weird. | |
| Like she kept, I kept like, yeah, that's so cool. | |
| But it was actually very strange. | |
| And I had a long talk with her about it because I knew that it came from like deep-rooted trauma. | |
| But I just, I was, yeah, I was not feeling it. | |
| No. | |
| Have you read? | |
| No, not books, but I feel like growing up, what was normalized was like Playboy magazines, but not like depth like that. | |
| What about you guys over here? | |
| Have you guys read any? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm trying to out somebody, but like, I just, I know somebody who's reading that, and she's really into it. | |
| And I'm just like, that's great. | |
| And as a woman, I think it's embarrassing to have to like read something like that. | |
| Like, I mean, yeah. | |
| I almost wonder if the books, like if we were comparing like one book, one of these, like, I don't know if it's the right categorization as a romance novel, but it's more like sex novel. | |
| One sex novel versus like one porn video. | |
| So the guy watches the porn video, the girl reads the sex novel or whatever. | |
| I gotta think the book is worse. | |
| No way. | |
| The book is no way. | |
| At least you're using your imagination. | |
| I think that's worse. | |
| No, Our brains are not wired to like see other people having sex with each other. | |
| That's like, I think porn should be illegal. | |
| I don't think it should be anywhere. | |
| I think it should. | |
| I think it's awful. | |
| At least if it's in a book, you're reading it. | |
| You're using your own imagination. | |
| Well, so I think both of them have differing negative impacts. | |
| But I think the difference between just a video and a book, the book I feel like is going to have the woman more invested and involved. | |
| Whereas officially, a video, while possibly damaging, it seems like this very superficial access that's happening. | |
| Okay, hot chick, and she's hot, and I'm going to masturbate to it. | |
| Whereas with the book, like who here reads books? | |
| Like you get very invested in the story, and people like have lingering fantasies about characters in books and like, oh my God, Harry Potter. | |
| What's the difference? | |
| Between watching porn and watching the same thing in real life. | |
| Let's say you're in a room and you're watching porn on your phone and you're in a room and you watch it in real life. | |
| What's the difference between technical watching it and watching? | |
| I think it's worse than that'd be worse in real life. | |
| I feel like it's the same thing. | |
| For some reason, am I introducing something? | |
| That just feels more wrong to me. | |
| It feels legal kind of similar. | |
| But that's how I feel like watching it is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like, I mean, you're like, you could be watching it in real life. | |
| It's like the same thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| There's a lot of guys, though, too, that get emotionally connected to women. | |
| Like, like, even if you're not even fully nude, they still have a lot of people. | |
| Like, they have a crush or they have like they'll drain their bank accounts. | |
| And they will be, yes, that'll be your biggest trick. | |
| Connected gifts. | |
| Would you guys? | |
| I'm trying to think what's a fair trade. | |
| Okay, men no longer get porn. | |
| Women no longer get social media. | |
| I would love that actually. | |
| Fair proposition. | |
| I would actually love that. | |
| So fair. | |
| That would be so awesome. | |
| I'd be able to focus on that. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| You don't take the trade? | |
| No, because I don't care if a guy watches porn. | |
| I like being on social media. | |
| Oh, well, there you go. | |
| We got Pasty George here. | |
| Our good Canadian friend. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Chuan Head, a female YouTuber, uploaded a video showing how the lastest trending female smut is human hybrid and human-female taboo mating and other sexual fetishes. | |
| And women say men are perverts. | |
| Yeah, me and Felicity actually watched some of that like on one of our whatever Wednesdays. | |
| And we didn't see the whole thing, but yeah, she goes in, she does a review on it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Some of y'all women are into some crazy shit. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Y'all into some crazy shit. | |
| Like werewolves and vampires and shit. | |
| Maybe that was like 2007. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| It's like some weird fetish. | |
| Wait, like 28. | |
| Thank you for repeating my sentiment. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Whoa, that's crazy. | |
| I mean, I haven't heard that one. | |
| About werewolves? | |
| Yeah, and vampires. | |
| Kind of seems like that's your thing. | |
| Even though I live in New Orleans, so you have vampires. | |
| Yeah. | |
| True blood. | |
| Shreveport. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Takes place in Shreveport. | |
| That's like an hour or two away. | |
| Take part in. | |
| I think it. | |
| Wait. | |
| It's Louisiana. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It is. | |
| It is. | |
| But I don't know if they take part or not. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| I saw something online the other day where, and I don't know if I agree with this, but they said women are hornier than men. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| Because, like, doesn't testosterone really fuel your desire? | |
| But I think it's different. | |
| So I think men have a generalized higher sexual libido. | |
| Men have a stronger sex drive. | |
| But I think when a woman has a guy that they really like, I think the woman can definitely outpace the man. | |
| But I think that's more physiologically related because like a guy, you know, you climax and it's that's kind of maybe 30 minutes you go again. | |
| But like, yeah, one, two, three times, you're probably tapped out. | |
| Y'all women be having fucking multiple orgasms and shit. | |
| It's crazy out here in this in the wilds. | |
| It's crazy in the streets. | |
| Like naturally, orgasms in a row and shit. | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Not me, but I'm sure that's true. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You don't believe in that? | |
| No, I think they do, but not me personally. | |
| I don't know, because I hear women, they'll be like, at least sometimes they'll be like, man, it's not even worth like hooking up or having sex because you don't even come. | |
| And it's like, who are you fucking? | |
| But then also, it's like, I feel it's unfair because women will say there's an orgasm gap. | |
| Oh, men come more. | |
| I'm like, what? | |
| Violence. | |
| I was like, I mean, I know women are different. | |
| Like, some women struggle. | |
| Some women come super easily, like, 20 times in a row, super quick. | |
| Boom. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I'm like, y'all can have multiple orgasms and shit. | |
| And we, we once and we're done. | |
| That's true. | |
| Fucked up. | |
| That's true. | |
| True unfair. | |
| Got to close the orgasm gap. | |
| Anyways, let's get back into some of the show notes here. | |
| Okay, La Mas, Chichona. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay, you do extra naughty BG videos. | |
| You do triple D titty content. | |
| Great. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have Destiny. | |
| Destiny. | |
| You said, first time you met a guy, he said, oh, you're going to fall in love with me. | |
| He said that. | |
| On your first date, you laughed. | |
| Who did he think he was? | |
| And then you ended up, he ended up being right. | |
| Yeah, he got me. | |
| It was like Cupid with a Glock. | |
| I was like, oh my God. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Is it serene or heavenly? | |
| My name is Heaven, but I go by. | |
| Also, I noticed you have Arabic here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Are you? | |
| No, it's just it was a deep part of my life that I wanted to tattoo on my body without it being so apparent. | |
| Okay. | |
| What does it mean? | |
| So it says, I suffered, I learned, and I changed. | |
| In Arabic. | |
| Yeah, and you read it from the OnlyFans. | |
| And then you have a cross next to the. | |
| This is my aunt who raised me like 14 years. | |
| Are you Christian? | |
| I am, but I haven't been practicing anyone. | |
| You know what? | |
| Before we get into Heavenly's notes, back to you. | |
| All right. | |
| So look, I called you out at the beginning of the show. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A simple Google search reveals that you have an active OnlyFans. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you want to just, look, you want to just be honest here? | |
| I don't know about it, I guess. | |
| But like, what's weird to me is like, on your, I believe on your OF, or I'm trying to remember if you have an OF or it's something else. | |
| But you link to your Instagram from your OF. | |
| From your OnlyFans page, it links to your Instagram that you use to message us. | |
| So I don't get the impression you're really trying to hide it. | |
| So I'm just, why are you denying that you have messaged you? | |
| What? | |
| Like, okay, the Instagram that we're messaging back and forth on. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| That Instagram account. | |
| You said it's wrong there. | |
| Your OnlyFans page links to your Instagram account. | |
| So I don't know why you're doing this weird denial of. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| What do you mean you have no idea? | |
| Maybe it's private. | |
| Maybe I don't want to talk about it. | |
| Maybe, I don't know. | |
| I mean, that's a different story. | |
| It's private. | |
| Because it's not like we dug very far. | |
| I just Googled, like I do when people come on, I look at their social media. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| If they have TikTok, if they have X, if they have Instagram, like I have notes that I like to prepare for my show. | |
| And all I did was I just typed in your Instagram username or your name or whatever. | |
| And it was on the first page of results in Google. | |
| But I'm curious. | |
| I mean, it doesn't seem really secretive. | |
| It's out there. | |
| Why are you denying that you have an OnlyFans? | |
| I just don't use OnlyFans. | |
| But hold on. | |
| If I recall correctly, you were active on there very rather recently because OnlyFans does in fact show how recently somebody was active. | |
| So do you have an OnlyFans or do you not? | |
| I don't use OnlyFans right now. | |
| No. | |
| Well, right. | |
| I mean, I suppose she doesn't use OnlyFans right now because you're currently on the podcast. | |
| No, no, in general, I don't use OnlyFans. | |
| It's like an inactive account. | |
| I don't use much. | |
| I just use Instagram. | |
| I really just use Instagram. | |
| Tell you what, I'm going to make you a deal. | |
| There's another page out there that belongs to you. | |
| Really? | |
| Yes. | |
| But in a show of good faith, if you admit to having the OnlyFans, I won't go there. | |
| Wait. | |
| What other page is there? | |
| This is getting a little crazy. | |
| What other page is there? | |
| So you don't want to admit that? | |
| No, tell me what other page? | |
| Yeah, you're an escort. | |
| Oh, I don't use OnlyFans. | |
| It's probably an Online. | |
| You have a profile on an escorting website. | |
| It's probably. | |
| And it's on the first page of Google. | |
| And you link on the escort site to your Instagram. | |
| So there's like not, this isn't like an expose. | |
| Oh my God, it was private. | |
| You link to your OnlyFans, or sorry, well, you link to your OnlyFans and your Instagram on your escorting page. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Am I, so am I making this all up? | |
| Am I confused? | |
| There's a ton of stuff on Google when you Google me. | |
| Tons of stuff. | |
| So somebody's catfishing or I don't know if catfish. | |
| I don't know that it's tons of stuff. | |
| me up. | |
| You're in New Orleans, right? | |
| Like the page center. | |
| I have a million followers. | |
| I mean, I have a ton of photos of a ton of stuff. | |
| I mean, okay. | |
| You can hardly make money using those sites anyways. | |
| But have you escorted? | |
| In the past, I've been sex trafficked when I was younger. | |
| Well, I mean, of the site that I saw, it said you were last online on that website, the escorting website, something like a couple days ago. | |
| So are you saying you had a pimp? | |
| Not at all. | |
| You said you were sex trafficked, though. | |
| Well, when I was way younger, yeah, I had a pimp and they like to call themselves an agency when I ran away from home because of my parents and stuff. | |
| I did get sex trafficked and the lady ended up going to jail for two years. | |
| So she got caught and I don't do that. | |
| But I'm not really talking about that. | |
| I'm talking about the active, there's an OnlyFans page and then there's the escorting website where you have a profile. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| And maybe there's. | |
| So there's photos of you on that escorting website. | |
| It's clearly you. | |
| But there's literally like one that's on your Instagram account that's also on the escorting website. | |
| You're wearing a plaque, like a plaid played. | |
| I know all my photos are on Instagram, everything, so you'll find them everywhere. | |
| But yeah, maybe there is one out there. | |
| Maybe it is. | |
| Can we pull up her Instagram? | |
| no yeah but like okay on your does does the name aliyah ring a bell Yeah. | |
| Why does that ring a bell? | |
| Because I was sack trafficked. | |
| I was trafficked a while back. | |
| When you say a while back, what are we talking? | |
| Like when I was younger, like a little kid, when I was around maybe 16 to 18. | |
| Okay, but there's an active, that's a long time ago. | |
| You're 27. | |
| That's 10 plus years ago. | |
| OnlyFans wasn't around back then. | |
| There's currently an OnlyFans account, which is posting. | |
| It's a VIP account. | |
| You say, for example, it says last seen November 26, just four days ago. | |
| It says that you post. | |
| I post a lot of stuff. | |
| Look up uncut content, live-recorded encounters from your wildest one-night stands, friends with benefit sessions, irresistible hookups. | |
| You indulge in my world of ultimate pleasure where fantasies come to life. | |
| You post BG content, cream pies, face sitting, foot worshiping, and everything beyond. | |
| It's laying it all out on the table. | |
| Look up my name. | |
| You'll see a ton of stuff. | |
| You'll see, oh, Aya sold $60,000 from Caesar Mac. | |
| Aya was arrested on false accusations. | |
| You'll see a lot of different stuff about me, like a ton of stuff. | |
| Sorry, keep going. | |
| I was on 98A Fiancé, and they wrote tons of articles about me. | |
| It was fake money. | |
| Like, they made a ton of fake articles about me. | |
| I typically don't do this just to be like considerative guests. | |
| You mentioned there was a police thing. | |
| Yeah, police. | |
| Are you okay if I pull up the police thing? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're okay with it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because typically I'm not going to like, you know, throw somebody under the bus. | |
| But so long as you're fine with it. | |
| I'm not offended by anything. | |
| I mean, things happen. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's the first report. | |
| She said it was a false police report. | |
| Her fiancé? | |
| Oh, that was when I was on 90 Day Fiancé. | |
| Oh, you were on 90. | |
| We were all acting to be on the show. | |
| It was like fake or whatever? | |
| Yeah, it was fake. | |
| So a ton of like people wrote a ton of interviews about me and posted them all over Google. | |
| And the police that arrested me even wrote a ton of reports on Google. | |
| It's a lot of stuff. | |
| Like, I can't get rid of any of it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Members of the New Orleans Police Department are requesting public assistance in locating 23-year-old Aya who's wanted in connection with filing or maintaining false public records. | |
| Did this ever go anywhere? | |
| No, it just, I got a tiny little charge. | |
| Was it dismissed or you? | |
| Dismissed. | |
| Yeah, dismissed. | |
| What do they allege you did? | |
| I'm not saying you did it. | |
| It was a petty crime. | |
| But what do they allege? | |
| Somebody broke into my house. | |
| And I called them and said someone broke into my house, but it was a petty crime. | |
| And then they came and they got so mad and just, you know, I guess they arrested me. | |
| You guessed they arrested you? | |
| They arrested me, yeah. | |
| Is that the only time you've been arrested? | |
| No, multiple times. | |
| Okay. | |
| For what, typically? | |
| For have you ever shanked somebody? | |
| Have you shanked somebody? | |
| I'm very calm. | |
| I don't fight. | |
| Did we pat her down, by the way? | |
| Oh, he did everything he needed to do. | |
| Or whatever. | |
| I was like, don't worry, I don't have any bombs in my bag. | |
| Okay. | |
| We do have a bomb squad. | |
| Yeah, I know, and I guess. | |
| Okay, but you. | |
| Okay, so you've been arrested? | |
| I've been arrested, yeah. | |
| The first time I was arrested for delinquency of a minor running away with my sister because I wasn't allowed to go to school and I wanted to protest against that. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| So that was petty, and I was seven. | |
| I don't care about that. | |
| Anything else? | |
| You could probably look it up. | |
| Whatever. | |
| But okay, but I don't know. | |
| Are you currently being trafficked? | |
| No, not at all. | |
| No. | |
| So there's active OnlyFans account for you. | |
| So it's yours. | |
| Okay. | |
| Whatever you want to believe. | |
| Wait, is it okay a confirmation? | |
| As long as you want to believe it, then it's mine. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, if someone's impersonating you, you can take that. | |
| It's really impossible to do that. | |
| The amount of stuff on Google is too hard for me to with the OnlyFans and the escort. | |
| If someone is impersonating you, you can take that to the police. | |
| And I'm sure they're going to help you. | |
| The police in Louisiana are the most useless police. | |
| You can call, like, I call them and they come eight hours later for like a stolen car. | |
| Are you here on vacation? | |
| Are you here like traveling or you're in a hotel? | |
| Okay, you can take it to the police here and I'm pretty sure they'll do something about it. | |
| I'm leaving soon. | |
| I really don't want to get involved in that, right? | |
| And especially in Cali. | |
| Okay, because that's a huge crime. | |
| OnlyFans takes impersonation. | |
| There's so much stuff online. | |
| There's so much to the point where I don't care anymore. | |
| I just don't care. | |
| When I signing up so much shit, it would be hard. | |
| When I was signing up for OnlyFans, I had to submit my ID with a selfie of me holding my ID for the account to go active. | |
| Yeah, they take that really seriously. | |
| I don't know if somebody could really be impersonating an OnlyFans account because you have to have the selfie you holding your ID. | |
| Yeah, yeah, they take verification super seriously because there's laws and stuff for that kind of thing. | |
| And really fast too, like if you were sex trafficked when you're a kid, I'm not going to go too much into detail about it, but I do have a lawyer for you if you do need that. | |
| And they can also assist you without you giving up the trafficker's name and all that like that. | |
| And you also get paid for it. | |
| So it's a good way to commend yourself if you appreciate it. | |
| I mean, it's in the past, so I'm over it now and I'm a lot better now. | |
| So, but thank you. | |
| I really do appreciate you offering that. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| We're here for you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| That's nice of you. | |
| I'm just so confused, though, because your OnlyFans is linked in the bio, like to the one that we were messaging with on the escorting website. | |
| Your OnlyFans is linked. | |
| Your Instagram is linked. | |
| And I mean, it's located in New Orleans, Louisiana. | |
| So I assume that's, I mean, that's your location. | |
| It's photos of you. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You speak, you have a bio, sexy, young, sweet babe. | |
| Ethnicity is Middle Eastern and Native American. | |
| I speak English and Arabic. | |
| My OnlyFans link is, you know, whatever. | |
| Let's see. | |
| My perfect hygiene. | |
| I'm always showered and shaved/slash waxed. | |
| Okay. | |
| Everything is public on my Instagram and on social media. | |
| Everything's public. | |
| Literally. | |
| Okay. | |
| You say you only cater to upscale gentlemen. | |
| You also offer fly me to you dates. | |
| You're laid-back, discreet, comforting. | |
| Yeah, like I flew here for this date with all of you girls. | |
| Well, this was not an escorting engagement. | |
| It's a dating podcast. | |
| Available in downtown New Orleans, French Quarter, Bourbon Street, Garden District, and surrounding areas. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You speak six languages? | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Do you speak Cajun French? | |
| No. | |
| Arabic, English, only thing I can say in French is we. | |
| Spanish, Moroccan, Arabic. | |
| Okay. | |
| You charge $400 an hour for the girlfriend experience, half hour. | |
| $500 an hour for in-call. | |
| None of this out call is 600. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| That's good. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, look, I mean, obviously, we can't pull up like an escorting website live on stream. | |
| That's probably TOS on the platforms, but I mean, it's there. | |
| Here's what I think. | |
| Yeah, good. | |
| Thanks for promoting me or whatever. | |
| Don't promote that because I don't want the other girls doing it. | |
| Like, going to the website. | |
| Well, I'll just say this: like, thanks. | |
| We have a Discord, discord.gg/slash whatever. | |
| If discord.gg slash whatever, if any of you want to verify it and you think, like, okay, maybe Brian's full of shit, like it's there. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| Verify it. | |
| Whoever wants to, whoever's interested, go for it. | |
| Yep. | |
| I'm an open book right here. | |
| I'm not offended by anything. | |
| I'm calm. | |
| Faucio. | |
| Fauxo. | |
| Faucho. | |
| It's just. | |
| Is that normal, though? | |
| Like, has anybody here ever, anybody else done escorting? | |
| Like any of you guys? | |
| No, but I am a Neltech. | |
| So I came across a lot of different people's walks of life. | |
| I feel like it's more common, actually. | |
| We've had this happen before. | |
| I'm trying to remember. | |
| Was Nick here for this? | |
| We had a girl on and she was a. | |
| She was an escort, but she like refused to acknowledge and she had only fans and she refused to acknowledge it. | |
| And then she like threatened to sue us. | |
| It was this fucking big thing over a year ago. | |
| So, oh lord okay, I don't know. | |
| I it's kind of strange okay well, all right. | |
| Um yeah, discord.gg. | |
| Slash whatever. | |
| If you want to see the whatever, don't. | |
| Don't hire her, though. | |
| Then don't hire her. | |
| None of you. | |
| Fucking Louisiana degenerates better, better hire. | |
| Um, are you on under? | |
| Somebody in the chat asks me to ask you if you're under the influence of anything. | |
| No, i'm not, i'm not under the influence of anything. | |
| I'm just very calm and i'm very chill and relaxed. | |
| And a lot of people do ask me that. | |
| That's a, that's a question I get asked a lot. | |
| They ask if i'm under the influence like smoke, weed or anything. | |
| No no, i'm not. | |
| I'm not on anything. | |
| I take my medications for my heart propanolol because I do have hypertension, high blood pressure and stuff. | |
| So I do take propanolol, gabapentin okay, and I take anxiety medications prescribed by a doctor, of course. | |
| So nothing is gonna make me act different from my regular personality okay, but they did ask that on the other show I was on 90 day fiancé. | |
| 90 day fiancé yeah, all right. | |
| Um okay well uh Nick, we do have a. | |
| Uh, I think it was it an Instagram post. | |
| Do we have that? | |
| Don't worry, it's not related to the whatever. | |
| Did I pull that up? | |
| It's like the black. | |
| There's a black photo and then her post, yeah, pull it up. | |
| Uh, you write, i'll do anything for my man. | |
| That's why any man can't be my man. | |
| And then you write, it's the aura, just the magnitude that pulls you in. | |
| Allah's gift, the powers he blessed us with, Alhamdulillah. | |
| Okay, did I say sorry? | |
| Did I say yeah? | |
| I mean, I can't really say myself either, Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah yeah okay, it means god is great. | |
| But your instagram is like, yeah, I know kind of a yikes. | |
| Yeah, i'm kind of getting out of it right now. | |
| I'm really working on paving my way out of it. | |
| I really am. | |
| But what about the only fans and the escort? | |
| I'm paving my way out of everything, out of everything? | |
| Is that? | |
| Is that a admission? | |
| I'm working on opening my own side business and i'm paving my way out of all social. | |
| Is there anything in Islam like you shouldn't lie? | |
| Let me just check. | |
| Um uh, can you lie in Islam? | |
| Yeah, there is lying lying. | |
| In Islam, lying is generally forbidden. | |
| It is considered a major sin. | |
| The Quran and Hadith strongly emphasize truthfulness as a core moral duty. | |
| Unless you really need to lie, that's, that is a thing in Islam, by the way. | |
| Unless you truly need to lie for a purpose it's, it is Haram. | |
| It's Haram, or? | |
| I mean, most religions are the same, most like religions Catholic Christian yeah Islam, a lot of them believe the same things. | |
| Okay, all right well, I don't think i'm gonna get a confession. | |
| I tried, I tried boys, I tried. | |
| Um, all right well uh, I wish you good luck in not escorting and doing only fans. | |
| Thank you oh, who? | |
| Look who? | |
| It is Metro Mat. | |
| I haven't seen this guy in a while. | |
| What's up, man? | |
| Metro Mat donated 200. | |
| Hey hey, be nice. | |
| Also, Chair One is 100% on something. | |
| A quick look at her videos, her speeches are completely normal in them. | |
| You know what? | |
| Can we just pull up her Instagram? | |
| Let's just pull up her Instagram. | |
| This is what she's talking about. | |
| I don't even talk on my Instagram. | |
| She's playing 4D chess. | |
| She's like, you know what? | |
| If I act like I'm stoned. | |
| I don't talk on Instagram. | |
| And you know, they'll pull up my Instagram and pull it up. | |
| Nope, I don't care. | |
| We'll give you the attention. | |
| I don't care if you pull it up. | |
| I don't need attention. | |
| I really don't need attention. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't really talk on there. | |
| Have you ever shanked somebody? | |
| No, you asked me that, but no, I haven't. | |
| I don't fight. | |
| Have you ever smacked a bitch? | |
| No. | |
| I don't believe in fighting. | |
| I don't as a female, I don't believe in fighting. | |
| Is Wayne Brady gonna have the choco bitch? | |
| Chocobitch. | |
| Sorry, I meant Instagram. | |
| You have it? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I mean, no, I'll take it. | |
| There's one video where I am talking that I just made, like, recently. | |
| Wait, is it which one is it? | |
| Is it one of your pinned? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| No, it's a music video. | |
| It's fine. | |
| If it's on, it's probably fine. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| Oh, that's talking right there. | |
| Which one? | |
| Oh, do the eyeshow speed? | |
| Put it on videos? | |
| What's that? | |
| The first one. | |
| Video tab. | |
| Speed. | |
| Video tab. | |
| Video tab. | |
| Meeting speed. | |
| Yeah, play it. | |
| Adiós. | |
| Aya. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| How old are you? | |
| What? | |
| It's too loud. | |
| Here, is there another one? | |
| X out of that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, it's not, you know, put max to audio. | |
| Just X out of that. | |
| Yeah, roll down. | |
| There's one that has sound. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, Nick. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Good day. | |
| I want you to scroll down. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| It's all degenerate. | |
| All right, just whatever. | |
| Just scroll down past that one where she's like holding her fucking knockers. | |
| Do you know which one I'm talking about? | |
| I'm looking for it. | |
| No, it's literally the sixth one. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay. | |
| Scroll past that. | |
| Scroll past that so we don't see it. | |
| Then you just pull it up. | |
| All right, just pull it up. | |
| Windows videos. | |
| Window. | |
| We'll just. | |
| All right, scroll down, Just keep scrolling. | |
| Just scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. | |
| All right, so you're a Muslim. | |
| Allah, Alhamdulillah. | |
| I'm sorry, my dear. | |
| This is a bit for somebody who claims to be Muslim. | |
| I feel like it's a little bit, you know, you know what I mean? | |
| It's a little bit like profane. | |
| Get the rocks. | |
| Abdul. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Get the rocks. | |
| Haram! | |
| You know, you know what I mean? | |
| I mean, yeah, I told you I don't follow the religion fully. | |
| I'm not saying I follow everything. | |
| I'm sure you don't follow your religion fully. | |
| I'm agnostic. | |
| You're agnostic? | |
| Yeah, but I have pro-Christian sentiment. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I don't follow it fully. | |
| Okay. | |
| But it's like maybe if you're going to be a Muslim, like. | |
| I just identify. | |
| I just identify as one. | |
| You identify. | |
| I mean, I don't agree with identify as women and man and all the weird shit. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I'm a female. | |
| I'm a woman. | |
| Are you a they? | |
| Are you non-binary? | |
| No. | |
| Are you a zur? | |
| She, aya. | |
| I'm aya, she no. | |
| I'm a Zurzm, Zazi. | |
| There's so many crazy words now. | |
| But no, I don't agree with all the pronouns. | |
| I'm me. | |
| I'm a female. | |
| I'm straight. | |
| I'm a straight female. | |
| What, you're, uh, so, okay, uh, hold on. | |
| Um. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Whatever. | |
| We already talked about most of that. | |
| But let's see. | |
| Trying to see if there's anything else in your notes here. | |
| I mean, I think we hit most of it. | |
| Oh, well. | |
| Yeah, you emailed me the rest of your notes. | |
| Yeah, I got to go to the next one. | |
| Okay, we'll do those later. | |
| We have Charlotte here. | |
| We got Charlotte. | |
| She says, hold on, let me let this one come through first. | |
| Message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| I've shanked people many times in my life, but it ain't easy. | |
| First, you have to hunt the moose, and after you down it, you have to cut it in quarters, and then you give the shank to a friend or relative. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| I kind of like that in a weird way. | |
| Pasty George wears other people's skin, apparently. | |
| I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Yo, thank you, Pasty George. | |
| Good to see you in the chat, by the way. | |
| Pasty George, this guy's a fucking legend. | |
| This might be his last show, by the way. | |
| This might be his last show. | |
| So everybody in the chat, I want to see you guys say W George. | |
| W George, W Pasty. | |
| He's also, he told me that he's going to actually buy the whatever podcast. | |
| Pasty George is going to buy the whatever podcast. | |
| He's going to take over as host. | |
| And he's going to. | |
| It's going to be pricey, Pasty George. | |
| It's going to be pricey, Pacy George. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How did he start? | |
| For the time being, he said he was going to buy me a MacBook or something. | |
| I'm pretty sure he said that. | |
| How did he start your podcast, like on your own? | |
| Did he just have one camera or did you hire him after like were you working on your own like with a camera just starting a podcast? | |
| I was selling feed pics. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I was on this escorting website. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You do talk to a lot of sports and dating girls. | |
| I mean, I used to do, I've been doing YouTube for since like 2012. | |
| So yeah, I used to do other stuff. | |
| Now I do this. | |
| I've been doing it for three years. | |
| And yeah. | |
| I feel like you want some more lore or did that satisfy your? | |
| I just feel like it's like a little bit fairly new and I always see your videos pop up on Facebook. | |
| Like little clips and reels on Facebook. | |
| I always see them pop up in my feet. | |
| I mean, I started in like 2022. | |
| So, and it was this whole pretty much the same setup. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| So, all this was set up. | |
| Yes, it manifests. | |
| I manifested. | |
| Okay, nice. | |
| I didn't do shit. | |
| It just manifest energy. | |
| Good, good. | |
| I know you're passionate about what you do. | |
| Amazing. | |
| What? | |
| You got to be passionate about what you do. | |
| Do you seem passionate about your job? | |
| Do I seem passionate? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You always have shows. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That could be disputed. | |
| But, okay. | |
| Charlotte. | |
| Nothing too crazy, but you got cheated on like 15 times by some guy in high school. | |
| You sure it's not 16? | |
| Did you lose track of one time? | |
| No, I think he was 15. | |
| 15 times. | |
| You kept track? | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| And was it like this was your boyfriend? | |
| This was my boyfriend. | |
| Wait, was this like the three year? | |
| No, this is like the year and a half. | |
| No, the year and a half. | |
| This is the year and a half. | |
| Yeah. | |
| High school. | |
| This is like junior year or whatever. | |
| Like sophomore? | |
| Sophomore junior, yeah. | |
| Was he also your same age, same grid? | |
| Same grade, yeah. | |
| What does it mean? | |
| Like when it comes to cheating in high school, what does that mean, though? | |
| Like he was having sex with other women or what? | |
| Yeah, I think like a few. | |
| I think like a few, but the others, I think, were just like texting. | |
| Like, they would post his story, he would slide up on it and be like, you're so bad. | |
| Well, he's literally dating me for a year. | |
| That's cheating to me, but that might not be cheating to everyone, but I think I would consider that cheating. | |
| I agree. | |
| Did you cheat on him? | |
| No. | |
| And you, but why, you know, why 15 times, you know? | |
| That's like kind of an exaggeration. | |
| I don't even know if that's an exaggeration. | |
| It was a lot of people. | |
| It's because I went through his phone. | |
| That's how I found out. | |
| How many times did you go through his phone, though? | |
| Like once for real. | |
| And I didn't find out until the very end of the relationship because someone had like came to me and told me that he was cheating on me or I just heard a lot of rumors like kind of randomly. | |
| And so I checked his phone and then I found he was texting a lot of people. | |
| So that was really good. | |
| So what happened though? | |
| Like you kept hooking up with him? | |
| No. | |
| But he cheated on you 15. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| I didn't know. | |
| Like I had no idea. | |
| I thought it was like he cheated on you. | |
| You stayed with him, cheated on you, stayed with him. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So I see when you say 15, you found out all at once. | |
| Yeah, I mean, he was a terrible boyfriend, anyways. | |
| I shouldn't have been with him. | |
| He sucked in like every other way. | |
| I should have known. | |
| I was an idiot. | |
| But I was so young. | |
| I was like 17, 16, 17. | |
| Have you ever cheated on anybody? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cheated on you 15 times. | |
| Damn. | |
| Something like that. | |
| You said that you think people should be dating to get married and anything else is a joke. | |
| Yeah, for sure. | |
| I don't see the point. | |
| I don't see the point in dating someone if you're not going to marry them. | |
| Or if you're not trying to actively get married, then what's the point of dating someone? | |
| What's the point? | |
| I agree. | |
| What is the point? | |
| Date to break up, be heartbroken, then what? | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| So when you say dating to get married, are you like religious at all? | |
| Are you Christian? | |
| Yeah, I am. | |
| Christian? | |
| What denomination? | |
| I grew up in like a Seventh-day Adventist church, which basically means you go to church on Saturday instead of Sunday. | |
| But it's like, it's Christianity, like basic Christianity. | |
| Okay. | |
| And are you waiting until marriage? | |
| Yeah, I would like to. | |
| When it comes to carnal knowledge. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But are you a virgin or? | |
| No, but. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because you're waiting for marriage too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you're not a virgin, just correct. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| Okay. | |
| But what if a really, you know, studly guy comes along, you know? | |
| Are you going to pass up a little fun or what? | |
| No, I wouldn't. | |
| You wouldn't do it? | |
| No. | |
| No, I wouldn't. | |
| Not now. | |
| What if I saw you did a video? | |
| Actually, I'm not going to get into that, but. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| No way to say it. | |
| No, it's not that. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| It's not anything. | |
| I saw you kind of shaking your head. | |
| Do you agree with that? | |
| Agree with. | |
| Well, the waiting until marriage to have sex thing. | |
| Yes. | |
| I think that's what I'm saying. | |
| So is that what you're going to do? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Question for you, though. | |
| You were on like a month ago. | |
| You were dating a guy. | |
| Had you guys hooked up? | |
| No. | |
| Had carnal knowledge? | |
| Had sexual intercourse? | |
| Really? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Good times. | |
| So you three are waiting until marriage. | |
| Anybody else, or is it just you three? | |
| I don't know. | |
| To have sex. | |
| I mean. | |
| I'm trying to say solibits while I married because you're an escort. | |
| No, with men that I actually date, like for real reasons, I want to wait till I marry. | |
| So are you compartmentalizing while they're just forests? | |
| I'm going with what you want to say. | |
| But when it comes to dating, like actual men, like I think I would, I'm not going to date anyone unless they have a purpose for a future and growing together. | |
| I think it's really, really boring just having one night stands with random people. | |
| It just gets boring. | |
| I agree. | |
| It's happier to travel with one person you love and you can share your energy with and everything. | |
| Huh, okay. | |
| Cool, I guess. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| An escort who's waiting for marriage. | |
| OnlyFans girl. | |
| OnlyFans girl, the description on your OnlyFans, I'm sorry, I just have to bring it up. | |
| Cream pies, BG content, uncut live recorded encounters from my wildest one-night stands, friends with benefit sessions, face sitting. | |
| I'm too slow. | |
| Oh. | |
| Full worship. | |
| Okay, good talk. | |
| So, what am I doing? | |
| Are we dancing the music? | |
| Can anyone sing? | |
| Okay Can we play some jazz? | |
| Okay. | |
| Jazz musician. | |
| All right. | |
| I got you figured out. | |
| Okay, Charlotte. | |
| You said you think modern dating is difficult in general with all these ridiculous people that didn't grow up with a dad? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like the guys? | |
| That's like how I feel about like just everybody in general. | |
| I'm not speaking like, I'm not saying that literally, but that's how people act in my opinion. | |
| Fatherless behavior. | |
| Fatherless behavior. | |
| Yes, Charlotte. | |
| Well put. | |
| You personally don't agree with casual relationships. | |
| You align with more traditional values. | |
| You write, you think dating with a clear intention of marriage is very important. | |
| And prioritizing things like family and religion is also very important. | |
| So you're a day trader. | |
| Now, if I recall, there are like certain things we couldn't go into. | |
| But question. | |
| Let's say you meet a great guy and he's like, but in order for you to get him, he's like, I want you to stop day trading. | |
| Like this is your future. | |
| Are we going to get like married and have kids and stuff? | |
| Does he have like a good job, a good stable job? | |
| But he's like, you can't, your career, nah. | |
| But why doesn't he want me to work? | |
| Because he wants you focused on the kids. | |
| Then yeah. | |
| And the home. | |
| Then yeah. | |
| I went. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You said social media has completely ruined dating. | |
| Why do you think that is? | |
| I think that as people, I don't think we were supposed to see this many people in our lifetime. | |
| Just like on social media, you can look up anyone or just you're scrolling. | |
| You can see so many women, so many beautiful women, so many beautiful men. | |
| True. | |
| And I feel like we were designed to just like know the people that we know from our hometown and just not have so much competition, I guess, or see so many things like porn. | |
| I think porn is awful. | |
| I think it should be illegal. | |
| Same with OnlyFans. | |
| And I know you guys do OnlyFans, but that's my personal opinion. | |
| I think it's harmful to honestly everyone in society. | |
| Yes. | |
| And I get if you feel like you have to do that if you're in like a certain position. | |
| That's one thing, but for me personally, I just feel like it's harmful to the society. | |
| It is harmful in general. | |
| There's no way that you can. | |
| That is a good point, though, that you make about seeing so many people. | |
| So many people. | |
| Like, I think, I don't know if this is like some bullshit pseudoscience or whatever, but isn't it? | |
| Maybe it's just like a trope that's out there. | |
| But isn't it the case that you can only really remember like 200 faces or something like that? | |
| I've heard that. | |
| I've heard it. | |
| I don't know if it's actually true. | |
| Maybe it's bullshit, but I do think it is the case that, you know, from our caveman days, you would see like 50 people, 100 people, 200 people, whatever. | |
| Pick your person that you were like the most attracted to. | |
| Like, imagine there was no social media, no nothing, and you just met the people that you met, and you'd find your husband so easily, and you would probably the divorce rate wouldn't be so high. | |
| There wouldn't be as much cheating, like there wouldn't be as much anything. | |
| Well, I think with social media, social media, dating apps, it kind of creates this illusion of choice, an illusion of options, where like, at least with especially with the dating apps, that you know, the shinier object is just one swipe away. | |
| If this person, you know, you have a minor disagreement with them or they don't like hit every single one of your long list of criteria, maybe the next person will. | |
| And this guy, maybe, is more exciting, or this girl is more exciting. | |
| And people like, but the thing with the dating apps is everybody has that level of ability to continue swiping. | |
| And then it's like, it creates this illusion of having all these options. | |
| But in reality, like of all these people that you see, how many of them are you going to find attractive? | |
| Are you going to actually, are they going to like you back? | |
| Are you going to want to be in a relationship with them? | |
| Are they going to want to be in a relationship with you? | |
| And then, especially on social media, Instagram is to some degree a dating app. | |
| People sliding into DMs. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, you know, girl, we've had girls on who are like, oh, yeah, you know, I saw this TikToker. | |
| He's funny. | |
| I slid into his DMs on TikTok or on his DMs on Instagram. | |
| And it definitely has given people access in an interesting way. | |
| So you wrote not cracked by TJR somewhere. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I didn't write that. | |
| No, not cracked. | |
| Not cracked. | |
| Not cracked by TJR. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Did I write? | |
| I don't think that's it. | |
| Maybe I'm not sure. | |
| It's in my notes. | |
| Maybe you wrote it. | |
| It's in my, maybe I'm. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's definitely on TikTok. | |
| You did have thoughts about women who got cracked on Halloween, though. | |
| What is that? | |
| Go into that. | |
| Tell us that. | |
| Oh, I said, if you're, what did I say? | |
| I think I said if you got cracked on Halloween by a random, you're a fucking loser. | |
| Like, that's a rookie mistake. | |
| Because you know the joke of like all the guys on Halloween, it's like, oh, your girl, if she goes out, she's not your girl. | |
| Or like how everybody just hosed around on Halloween. | |
| So I basically was saying, like, if you actually did that, like, fell for the trap, you're a loser. | |
| I believe that. | |
| For the boomers who are watching, what does cracked mean? | |
| Explain what cracked is. | |
| Like, have sex. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got cracked. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Do you drive a Ferrari? | |
| I do. | |
| Okay. | |
| I actually, I do. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Any other like sports cars or exotic cars that you drive? | |
| No. | |
| Just that. | |
| For now. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And you also gamble. | |
| Can you talk about gambling? | |
| I don't even know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| No? | |
| I feel like I've seen your page videos now that I... | |
| No, I've definitely seen your videos. | |
| And I remember. | |
| No, no, that was fun. | |
| I blew up really fast, like, randomly in two months. | |
| It was very weird. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Thank you. | |
| When's the last time you gambled? | |
| Vegas. | |
| Which was when? | |
| Like last weekend. | |
| How much did you win or lose? | |
| I lost like $30,000. | |
| What's your go-to game? | |
| Blackjack, Baccarat? | |
| Baccarat. | |
| good times um you also i'm i'm think this was um oh you have a tick tock video and i'll just give you the prompt and you tell me how to tell if someone is a Okay, I'll give you a-I post so much. | |
| But then you, you tell me the explanation. | |
| For slut. | |
| So how do you tell if someone is a whore or slut? | |
| Their eyes. | |
| In the eyes. | |
| That's what I said, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, I'm like. | |
| I think, what else do we say? | |
| Okay, wait. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you guys ever seen like a video of Bonnie Blue? | |
| Oh my gosh, there's nothing. | |
| She literally looks like a demon. | |
| Like her eyes. | |
| That might sound crazy. | |
| Yeah, hold on. | |
| I'm going to Nick. | |
| Is she like a porn star number two? | |
| What? | |
| Is she a porn star? | |
| No, you look fine. | |
| It's someone that looks like dead on the inside. | |
| She's past the point of saying that. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Absolutely nothing. | |
| There's nothing there. | |
| If you look, it's like soulless eyes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's this girl that is like... | |
| I think I know who you're talking about. | |
| Wait, what does she do? | |
| She hooks up like thousands of people. | |
| I'm going to sleep with a thousand men one night. | |
| Yeah, I've seen that. | |
| Nick, can you pull that up? | |
| Is this the look that you're talking about? | |
| Make it bigger than you. | |
| Literally, if you show Bonnie Blue, though, you're going to know exactly what I'm talking about. | |
| So this is called the 1,000-yard stare. | |
| And I like to say that as it relates to that, the look in the eyes, I call it the thousand cock stare. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Do you know what I'm talking about, though? | |
| Like, could you agree with that? | |
| There is an emptiness. | |
| Like the life energy has been sapped, and there's nothing. | |
| I mean, I was specifically talking about Bonnie Blue. | |
| Like, that's who it was targeted at. | |
| But a lot of people got real offended in the comments. | |
| They're like, I work a nine-to-five. | |
| I'm like, dude, I'm not talking about you. | |
| But, Charlotte, we're going to play a little game. | |
| It's called Guess the I Should play the sound for this. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Guess the slut. | |
| So you have to. | |
| Because you said you can tell. | |
| Like, you got the vision. | |
| Wait, which is worse? | |
| The whore or the slut? | |
| No, it's like the same thing. | |
| Same thing, same thing. | |
| Sometimes whores charge for it, though. | |
| Wait, what do you mean? | |
| Well, sluts, they just do that shit for free. | |
| A whore. | |
| Well, I guess a whore can also do it for free. | |
| But a whore technically could be a prostitute. | |
| Because to me, it sounds like the way it's being described, slut is like a personality type. | |
| Like, oh, like, I'm slutty. | |
| Like, I'm like provocative. | |
| Whereas whore means like actually doing the work. | |
| Like, yeah. | |
| So, Charlotte. | |
| Okay. | |
| I meant it like in the same way. | |
| By the way, we security checked everybody. | |
| So as far as we know, like they don't have a shank or anything. | |
| So starting going this way. | |
| Oh, I have to do it. | |
| Yeah, you have to do it. | |
| Be honest. | |
| What do you think of everybody? | |
| Just be honest. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Nobody's going to. | |
| Nick Will is your bodyguard. | |
| No. | |
| You're good. | |
| I'm not going to shank you with my ring. | |
| She's like in the corner of the room. | |
| Like, we'll protect you. | |
| I'm sorry, bro. | |
| You're good. | |
| You're good. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Say it. | |
| With your chest. | |
| With that chest out. | |
| You low-key have those eyes. | |
| I'm kind of scared of you. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I feel like you've been like low-key a pathological liar the whole time. | |
| I'm a little bit. | |
| And then when I look at it, I feel like that's making it a little biased, though. | |
| But I feel like when I look at you, I'm like, ooh, yeah, there's a little, there's something going on. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I want to fix something really quick. | |
| Felicity, can you just ask like a question or something while we figure this out? | |
| Or Nick, maybe pull up that super chat and Felicity can read it? | |
| Hey, real quick, when you day trade, you vibe more with support/slash resistance or indicators like RSI/slash MA. | |
| Support and resistance. | |
| Okay, I don't know what that means. | |
| I want to keep playing the game. | |
| I know. | |
| Something else, Felicity. | |
| I'm trying to fix something like this. | |
| Name a continent. | |
| A continent. | |
| Africa. | |
| Okay. | |
| Antarctica. | |
| Canada? | |
| Nope. | |
| That's a country. | |
| Right. | |
| Same. | |
| We said Africa and Africa and Antarctica. | |
| North America? | |
| Okay. | |
| South America? | |
| Australia. | |
| Okay. | |
| I was going to say Australia. | |
| Into the mic. | |
| I was going to say Australia. | |
| You can't repeat. | |
| The biggest one. | |
| Shit. | |
| Sorry. | |
| No, I'm sorry. | |
| Pass this question. | |
| No, no, you can't pass. | |
| I can't pass. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Into the mic. | |
| You're kind of soft-spoken. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What are the ones that are already named? | |
| South America, North America, Antarctica, Africa, Australia, and then there's two more. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just can't think of starts with an E. In Europe. | |
| Wait, whoa. | |
| Europe has a continent? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| I didn't even say that. | |
| Because I thought it was all the A's. | |
| It was five A's and then two A's. | |
| Okay, well, so there's one more. | |
| There's one more. | |
| Is it Austria? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Repeat that? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I just guessed. | |
| Austria. | |
| No, that's not a continent. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you have to guess again. | |
| Australia. | |
| Someone said Australia, right? | |
| Um... | |
| Mexico? | |
| No. | |
| So you said Austria and Mexico. | |
| Those are both countries. | |
| I don't know, honestly. | |
| Well, you have to guess. | |
| Alaska. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| That's a speech. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I really don't know. | |
| I'm guessing. | |
| Do you know what a continent is? | |
| Not really. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| Well, we said North America. | |
| You know what that is? | |
| Yeah, South America, North America. | |
| Said South America. | |
| Said Europe. | |
| Asia? | |
| Yes. | |
| Good job. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yay! | |
| Roger Lane. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Did you go to grade school? | |
| I did. | |
| Did they talk about that? | |
| I just didn't learn anything. | |
| Oh. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I won't hold it against you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| You know, we tried our best for you. | |
| Did Victoria answer? | |
| Well, she knows. | |
| There you go. | |
| Well, you gotta deal with it. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, Charlotte, we'll start again from the beginning because I had to fix something on the computer. | |
| You have a slut radar. | |
| You have horror vision. | |
| Like, not really. | |
| You have hoe vision. | |
| Like, kind of. | |
| I look in the eyes and you can tell. | |
| Like, when I look in someone's eyes, and it's like, wait, what about we'll get to me. | |
| Hold on. | |
| But going around the table, starting with her. | |
| I know you already said it, but if you can just repeat, who here do you think is a hoe, a hoe for show, or a slut? | |
| And by the way, you can see that. | |
| Wait, what's the difference between a hoe and slut? | |
| I don't understand the difference. | |
| Like, it's kind of interchangeable. | |
| So, like, it's the same. | |
| I'm not doing like whore or slut. | |
| Because now I know like the difference between those two. | |
| Use hoe. | |
| Hoe. | |
| Hoe. | |
| Hoe or slut. | |
| By the way, you can factor in. | |
| Some of these girls are either past or current sex workers. | |
| So that can be a determination. | |
| Okay, take it away. | |
| You have to do me too. | |
| Yeah, you have to do this chick back here. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Go for it, Charlotte. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I don't like this. | |
| Wait, do I do hoe or slut or like none? | |
| You get to pick. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| You get to pick. | |
| You can also do strumpet. | |
| What is that? | |
| Strumpet. | |
| What's strumpet? | |
| It's just these, you know, these terms are interchangeable. | |
| Hoe, whore, slut, strumpet. | |
| Strumpet, I feel like, is a more polite way of, okay, my polite, my polite is going to be like slut. | |
| Like, just like slut. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| You slut then. | |
| You slut. | |
| Ho is like not as polite. | |
| How about that? | |
| Okay. | |
| Use. | |
| Use that. | |
| Okay. | |
| He's got his button ready. | |
| I'm going to go yeah, looks look straight. | |
| Look at Victoria while you're saying slut. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| No, not that you are. | |
| I'm going to go slut. | |
| So that's like the nice version. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| I see how we're doing it. | |
| I'm going to go slut. | |
| For her? | |
| Yes. | |
| For you. | |
| For you, I'm going to go slut. | |
| Oh, bop, that's. | |
| Why would you say that? | |
| Considering, like, in my background. | |
| Your background. | |
| I would say I was slut. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| She's a slut and she knows it. | |
| Okay, sorry, go ahead. | |
| I feel I have to, because of the background, for all three of you. | |
| Shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| But on like just meeting you right now and like how you are, I wouldn't say that. | |
| So wait, speaking of the business. | |
| No, because like you said that like hoe was the worst. | |
| So like what differentiates like her being a hoe versus like us like being a slut? | |
| Like if you could kind of go in depth. | |
| Oh, it's it's interchangeable. | |
| She's using it interchangeably. | |
| What about mind you? | |
| Oh, go ahead. | |
| Um probably nothing. | |
| Just like, I don't think you're a hoe or slut. | |
| Didn't you say you had a ho phase though? | |
| Yes. | |
| What was the case at once? | |
| Did she tell us about the ho phase? | |
| Did you tell us about the ho phase? | |
| I did. | |
| What was the ho phase? | |
| Like it was from ages age like 19 to 20. | |
| Nothing in high school? | |
| No hoe in high school. | |
| No. | |
| Any strumpeting in high school? | |
| What? | |
| Oh, what's the word? | |
| Trifling. | |
| Were you trifling in the house? | |
| Oh, trifling. | |
| Did you trifle? | |
| Any trifling in high school? | |
| No. | |
| No trifling. | |
| No trifling. | |
| You promise? | |
| Yes, I promise. | |
| No thotting, no bopping. | |
| Trifling. | |
| Like high school is still in the middle of the day. | |
| But the hoe phase. | |
| You said it was from 19 to 20? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like one guy per week or were we talking? | |
| No. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| It was over a course of months. | |
| I got out of a relationship. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I want to say like around 18, 19. | |
| And I just, I wasn't used to being alone. | |
| So I wanted to see the people around me were talking about like hooring around. | |
| My friends were doing things of that sort. | |
| So of that nature. | |
| That nature indeed. | |
| And what's of you? | |
| Um, I tried it and it just wasn't. | |
| You tried Ho In, I did yeah, I tried Hoen and it just trial, it wasn't so when you tried. | |
| But you said it was from like uh, 19 to to 20. | |
| Yeah, so I, I definitely had some problems during those times. | |
| Um, the Houfax yeah well, I mean, I didn't, I don't. | |
| So what are we talking about here? | |
| We're talking like you had uh, did you have a roster? | |
| Yeah, like multiple guys you were hooking up with, not all at once no, but back to back. | |
| I guess, if you can say month like month to month, I mean month after month. | |
| After what is it like? | |
| Serial monogamy, like sort of, maybe I don't know, like one guy to the next, to the next to the next? | |
| Yeah, serial dating, serial dating okay, like how many guys? | |
| Like ten? | |
| No, always it was seven seven yeah, lucky number, seven. | |
| Do you ever get mad? | |
| Yes, like mad at the fact that I did it? | |
| No, completely disregarding that, do you ever get mad in general because you, you have like a very kind of soft like not I don't know if melodic is the right word, but like a sort of uh, like a gentle voice. | |
| Yeah, so it'd be hard for me to imagine you like oh like, if I ever get mad like, do you yell? | |
| Um, I mean, I have. | |
| Have you ever yelled at Victoria? | |
| You guys are friends. | |
| No, when she gets mad, she's like she gets silent and it's the scariest thing ever. | |
| Yeah no, she gets silent and she'll just smile, and that's when I notice she's like, oh, she's pissed, like she's got like that burning smoldering, internal. | |
| But it's good though. | |
| So that means like, people take you seriously when you're mad. | |
| Yeah, just like very self-control. | |
| Yeah, so if say okay like, let's say, you and me were dating and you, I don't know, you're pissed off at me about something which like, no woman would ever be pissed off at me about anything ever. | |
| But like hypothetically, if it were to happen uh-huh, how would you and you were, let's just say you're in the right, which I mean, let's be real, that would never happen either. | |
| Okay um, but how would you, how would you come to me, how would you come at me if we were dating and you were pissed? | |
| Okay, role play, that shit. | |
| Let me think i'd probably get quiet and then i'd be thinking, um, if you? | |
| I've had a situation like this where I was kind of being told something I didn't really like and I had, I got quiet and I was just listening because I needed to process whether are you just saying shit or are you saying something that's actually. | |
| But does your tone change? | |
| Um like, can you give us the tone? | |
| Do you curse? | |
| No, I I mean I do curse, but I would say I get more a little bit. | |
| I've i've heard that my tone changes, but I try shanked somebody. | |
| No, i've never shanked them because I just I don't know y'all women be shanking people. | |
| I think you want someone to shank you don't don't knock, knock it until you try it. | |
| I guess I i've hit my ex with a broom before you, mad that's. | |
| I was like no, hit a guy with a broom, my ex, my ex. | |
| I hit my ex in the face and scratched his eye with my nail like why? | |
| Why Charlotte, that's when. | |
| Remember, when I said I checked um that one ex's phone and I found like a million messages oh, I literally punched him and I scratched his eye. | |
| Did he punch you back or not? | |
| Period period. | |
| No, This was at school though, like in the school hallway. | |
| Do we need more people? | |
| How ghetto is that? | |
| Savage. | |
| What did you do, Felicity? | |
| I hit him with the car. | |
| Felicity, you ran over your boyfriend. | |
| No, I was trying to leave and he jumped on my hood. | |
| So, wait, were you driving? | |
| That does happen quite often. | |
| Were you driving and he was holding on to the. | |
| I was trying to drive out of his driveway, and I was like, I'm leaving. | |
| And then he jumped on my car. | |
| Same shit happened to me. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's what happened to my other friends who get off my car. | |
| Push the gas. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| But okay. | |
| Let's get a demo of you, Matt. | |
| Let's get a demo of you, Matt. | |
| Getting character. | |
| I can't just, I can't do it. | |
| You go to the back there. | |
| Yeah, no, I mean, yes, I am sweet, but like, I can't do that kind of stuff on command. | |
| I swear you have an accent. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Well, okay, so I grew up, I grew up with a lot of different families. | |
| Are you like Amish or something? | |
| No, I'm not Amish. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I grew up in foster care as well. | |
| So I lived. | |
| Oh, foster care. | |
| Yeah. | |
| From what age? | |
| 14 to like 14 now, but somewhere. | |
| Where were the parents? | |
| What happened with the parents? | |
| My mom passed away when I was six. | |
| And then my dad, I went with my dad when my mom passed away. | |
| And then my dad, you know, he's who he is. | |
| And he remarried, and I never got along with my stepmother. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, so they put you in the foster system? | |
| Okay. | |
| Or was there like so at 14? | |
| I went and told a teacher, like, I reported it, everything that was going on at home, and then I got put into foster care for you. | |
| Wait, what was going on? | |
| It was like fighting or? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not like a shout out the school systems for that, honestly, because I happen to my best friend, and like, yeah, a lot of stuff be going down in that you know knows about. | |
| So shout out them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Shout out. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Because I remember like going through like actually terrible stuff and I would like tell my teachers, I'm like, hey, this is going on. | |
| They're like, oh, really? | |
| Okay. | |
| So when do you plan on going back to class? | |
| Oh, I love it. | |
| Wait. | |
| Aren't they like mandated reporters or whatever it's called? | |
| They should be nowadays. | |
| They're batteries from the station. | |
| And this is from Palmdale as well. | |
| Like the senior hall school district. | |
| It's awful. | |
| They're called Palmdale. | |
| Palmdale is a little bit more like Palmdale, right? | |
| Yeah, I was in the Palmdale system too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like that, was it the, what do you call it? | |
| I'm blinking right now. | |
| It's trauma. | |
| But, you know, I know what you're talking about. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not funny. | |
| No. | |
| But yeah, anyways, I don't know. | |
| It's kind of a tangent. | |
| It's better than being in foster care. | |
| Did you get adopted? | |
| No. | |
| That never happens. | |
| Yeah, just kind of a tangent there, though. | |
| Never happens. | |
| Really? | |
| But it's hard for me to envision somebody who speaks so softly angry. | |
| Like, it's hard for me to imagine it. | |
| Like, for them to have such a shift. | |
| Well, it takes a lot. | |
| It takes a lot. | |
| And by the time you get me there, like, I don't know. | |
| You better watch out. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So you did shank somebody. | |
| Oh. | |
| No, I didn't shake somebody. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Or you're doing the hoe assessment. | |
| I forgot about that. | |
| What about. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You haven't said much. | |
| So I can't really get like a good game. | |
| Eyes. | |
| Huh? | |
| One night stand. | |
| Or no, she got pregnant like the first time. | |
| oh my god um i don't think anything You kind of give me the vibe that you're just like, you don't really care about anything. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You're right. | |
| Like, I feel like you don't care about her. | |
| She doesn't care. | |
| What about our homegirl, Victoria, over here? | |
| Base. | |
| Bee dog. | |
| Normal. | |
| Based on the bass vibe. | |
| Base. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What is this? | |
| Oh, that was just. | |
| That's the noise Felicity makes when she watches. | |
| She walks the SpongeBob. | |
| Here, watch, watch. | |
| Check this out, Felicity. | |
| Get up really quick and just like walk. | |
| Like, just get up. | |
| That's crazy, Felicity. | |
| You are so funny. | |
| Really funny. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know how we got to the hofax segment of the show, but I'm pretty sure that's it for your notes. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have, we're going to do M1 Grand. | |
| Ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to 10. | |
| You can't pick seven. | |
| Starting with you. | |
| I would say like an eight. | |
| I would say like an eight. | |
| This is looks right. | |
| Yeah, can you scoot your mic to the very edge of the table? | |
| Keep going, keep going, keep going. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'd say 10. | |
| Okay, 10. | |
| Why did you ask about the, is this looks? | |
| Like, if we factored in your personality, is it less? | |
| No, it's probably more for sure. | |
| It's an 11. | |
| It's breaking. | |
| Breaking the scale. | |
| How big are your hoops, by the way? | |
| Those are giants. | |
| Yeah, I gotta like measuring ten. | |
| Let's find out. | |
| You know, they never mind. | |
| The saying from the 90s, probably, right? | |
| What about you? | |
| Looks. | |
| I would say a five on a bad day and a six and a half on a great day. | |
| I know you fucking bad. | |
| But sometimes I'm in the mirror. | |
| I'm like, you're a 10, man. | |
| Because it's all about the mindset. | |
| Yeah, nigga, we will go mash you. | |
| What? | |
| I don't know what that says. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Because you said, yeah, mane. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm a 10. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| I would say a nine. | |
| I think I'm a 10. | |
| 10? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| A 5 or 6. | |
| All right. | |
| Victoria? | |
| I would say 8. | |
| There's always room for improvement. | |
| Eight. | |
| Okay, so we have 10, 10? | |
| Nine. | |
| Nine. | |
| Wait. | |
| Ten, nine, ten. | |
| No, she said she gave herself a little reading, which I don't agree with. | |
| No, no, no, her. | |
| Ten, eights. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, really quick. | |
| You needed to do me for the hoe thing. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Or literally. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I'm just kidding, actually. | |
| I thought we were friends. | |
| No, you're based. | |
| You're based. | |
| I get the based vibe. | |
| But I had to say that. | |
| I thought you were my Caucasian. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about me? | |
| What? | |
| I do me. | |
| You're based. | |
| I mean, I had a conversation with you earlier. | |
| Yeah, but can't you be based and a hoe? | |
| Literally, like, no. | |
| What are you trying to say? | |
| Nah. | |
| Not really. | |
| I mean, she said I was based. | |
| You know what I like, though? | |
| I like a hoe that will admit that they're a hoe. | |
| Yeah, that's what I like because that's base. | |
| Like, I feel like then you can base. | |
| But if you're a hoe and you're just like, deny, deny, deny, like, it's not like then, yeah. | |
| So let's get to the looks ratings here. | |
| And I'm gonna, most of my attention is going to be on the 10, the nine, and the 10 here. | |
| A couple questions for you. | |
| Tell me. | |
| Okay, no, I'll get to that later. | |
| Tell me a man who you think is a 10. | |
| Starting with you. | |
| A man that's a 10. | |
| A man that's a 10. | |
| Okay, um, random, right? | |
| But like Kobe? | |
| Rest in peace. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He was handsome. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now, like, why? | |
| Or? | |
| Um. | |
| I feel like everything about him. | |
| Like. | |
| Kobe. | |
| Do you like you? | |
| So do you have a like is black guys? | |
| Do you like black guys? | |
| Yeah, I guess, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Um, your question, your two-year relationship was it a black guy? | |
| No, it was a Mexican. | |
| Mexican guy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you like white guys or no? | |
| Do I like black guys? | |
| White guys. | |
| Oh, white guys. | |
| I've never dated one. | |
| Never dated one like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I mean, Kobe, tall, athletic. | |
| I think it's energy, though. | |
| It's like... | |
| You like the energy. | |
| But looks, just looks. | |
| No, but oh, looks, looks. | |
| Yeah, based on looks, a guy who's. | |
| I don't really like pretty guys. | |
| I feel like just. | |
| Kobe. | |
| Kobe, I'm a stick with Kobe. | |
| All right, that's fine. | |
| That's fine. | |
| All right, a guy who's a nine. | |
| He's not in his prime. | |
| Oh, a guy who's a nine. | |
| Ooh, okay. | |
| I was going to say that he was a 10, but he could go down to a nine. | |
| He's not in his prime anymore, but Christian Bale. | |
| It's my celebrity crush. | |
| What about I love Christian Bale? | |
| And especially in American Psycho, like obviously. | |
| That's a good thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you gooned to that movie? | |
| No, I don't goon. | |
| You know, when he's like using a chainsaw to like. | |
| My favorite moment when he was when was when he was looking at himself in the mirror while he was piping down a girl. | |
| When he was what? | |
| When he was piping down that he was only looking at one screwy? | |
| Yeah, I liked that. | |
| I don't know why I liked that. | |
| Aura. | |
| That's that's that's Max Mora. | |
| Who's that? | |
| Do you like Huey Luce in the news? | |
| I don't even know what that is. | |
| What is that? | |
| Their early work. | |
| Excuse me, Felicity. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Zip it. | |
| Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. | |
| But when sports came out in 83, they really came into their own. | |
| Okay. | |
| Both artistically and commercially. | |
| Okay. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| It's been a while since I've done this monologue. | |
| I forgot it. | |
| Breakthrough Priest is Hip to Be Square. | |
| A song so catchy. | |
| Okay, I forgot it. | |
| It's been a while since I did it. | |
| Whatever. | |
| So do you like masturbate when he's like axing the guy to death? | |
| No, it's more of like not like an admiration, but I think he's attractive. | |
| I'm not going to say that. | |
| So he was a 10 in his prime, but now he's like, yeah, he's an old man. | |
| 10 in his prime, now he's a nine. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, he's not a nine now. | |
| In his prime, he was a nine. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Christian Bale. | |
| And then what about you? | |
| A guy who's a 10? | |
| Brad Pitt? | |
| When he was young and prime. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Period. | |
| Which was a long period of time. | |
| Have you seen that movie? | |
| Something Joe. | |
| No, no, no, Joe. | |
| Joe Black. | |
| Meet Joe Black. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really? | |
| Wait, that's. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Like, I'm not gay or anything, but like Joe Black, Meet Joe Black is prime Brad Pitt to you when he had like the dyed blonde hair? | |
| One of like the only movies that I saw of him that I was Mr. and Miss Moon and Mrs. Smith ridiculous. | |
| Meet Joe Black, Brad Pitt? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Talk like this for the rest of the show, please. | |
| That girl on the last one. | |
| It's like Arabic or something. | |
| I was thinking you would say Troy or Fight Club. | |
| I didn't see that. | |
| I only saw Meech Joe Black. | |
| Brad Pitt and Meat Joe Black. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Is that what it's called, right? | |
| I think it's Meet Joe Black, right? | |
| Butchering the name. | |
| Is it Meet where he's like death or whatever? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And he's got like dyed blonde hair. | |
| It's such a short time. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| Looking at it, it's not that bad. | |
| Yeah. | |
| His hair's pretty good. | |
| It's very 90s, anyways. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Period. | |
| Okay, so that's your 10th. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, so I can think of off the top of my head. | |
| All right, so just to be clear for you guys, it was Shaq. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| For you, that's crazy. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| That's actually insane. | |
| That is actually Harry from my high school. | |
| Wait, look, Shaq is a good-looking guy, I guess. | |
| Like the tallest person on this planet. | |
| No, like, I don't know. | |
| The biggest seat in the world? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm going to go with Kobe. | |
| It was Kobe, it was Brad Pitt, and it was Christian Bale. | |
| Yes. | |
| Question for all of you going this way: Do you think you could land Brad Pitt? | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| You're kidding. | |
| No, that's not the right question. | |
| The question is: okay, you said you're a 10, he's a 10. | |
| Is that your looks league? | |
| Excluding his status and fame and money. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is that your looks league? | |
| Is Brad zoning in on looks? | |
| Prime Brad Pitt is your looks league. | |
| Yes. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| The face. | |
| The face was crazy. | |
| Prime Brad Pitt. | |
| Okay. | |
| Prime Christian Bale. | |
| Is that your looks league? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Like my type? | |
| Yeah, so excluding the fact that he's a super famous actor, money, status, etc. | |
| So if he was just a regular Joe in the world. | |
| Just looks, because it was a question about looks. | |
| If I can pull him. | |
| Not if you can pull him. | |
| If it's same, is that your looks league? | |
| Oh, I just feel I don't think that's a fair comparison. | |
| One, because we're both men and women, so I feel like that's no sorry. | |
| You're both men. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I'm a woman. | |
| He's a man. | |
| So you can't really compare female characteristics and attractiveness to a man's. | |
| Well, yeah, I understand it's different, but it's your league. | |
| That's a confusing question, but I don't think I have to say that. | |
| It's like on the same level. | |
| Actually, even more now because I understand the question. | |
| Yes, I could be on Brad Pitt's league. | |
| Okay, I see what you're saying. | |
| On the same level of attractiveness. | |
| I thought you were saying, like, could we pull that? | |
| Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Could you pull? | |
| Yeah, but no, let's pick it up. | |
| Well, we could ask. | |
| I could ask both the questions. | |
| Why not? | |
| I think. | |
| So, can you pull Brad Pitt? | |
| I think I could. | |
| I wish I had the confidence of. | |
| This is the confidence of the Lord. | |
| I love that. | |
| What? | |
| Your voice got raced. | |
| I love it. | |
| Okay, the Lord. | |
| All right. | |
| Is Kobe your looks league? | |
| Yes. | |
| Just looks. | |
| Because he is a legend, though, you know. | |
| But looks. | |
| Yeah, we're talking. | |
| We're talking about looks wise. | |
| Like, we're not talking about career walls. | |
| Like, who they are. | |
| Like, just looks. | |
| You're definitely out of your league. | |
| He's a legend. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I think he's very handsome. | |
| Fucking Felicity. | |
| Give me that shit. | |
| You will fuck. | |
| Give me that shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Fucking lasering my shit. | |
| The fuck. | |
| Here. | |
| Fucking yellow card for Felicity. | |
| There you go. | |
| You get him fucking yellow carded. | |
| Go vacuum. | |
| Go clean the bathroom or something. | |
| She helped you kill a bear, though. | |
| Oh, you saw that? | |
| That was fun. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| She helped you with that. | |
| No way. | |
| Can't get rid of the yellow guard. | |
| Just yet. | |
| Check this shit out. | |
| I'll give her the red card right now. | |
| Don't tempt me with a good time. | |
| So, anyways. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| So, repeat what you're saying. | |
| Brad Pitt, you can pull Brad Pitt, and he's also like prime Brad Pitt is your looks league. | |
| Yes. | |
| I wish I had the confidence of an average-looking woman. | |
| That's me. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| She's good-looking. | |
| Sky's good-looking. | |
| Wait, average. | |
| Hold on, average. | |
| So, okay, average would be like a five on a scale of one to ten. | |
| Right. | |
| Is that what you're rating her? | |
| No, she's not even wearing makeup. | |
| She's not wearing makeup. | |
| Everybody has their own perception. | |
| And she's got perfect. | |
| She's like, I think most. | |
| She's like, most of the world prefers like blonde white women still. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| They really do. | |
| You can look it up. | |
| I don't know about blonde. | |
| I think it's all perception. | |
| That's okay. | |
| I didn't think that. | |
| She's a woman of God. | |
| That's the most important. | |
| Yeah, so everything about her is T. Like, I don't see personally. | |
| What's T? | |
| No. | |
| Straight teeth, right? | |
| Where? | |
| She's not wearing any makeup. | |
| She's got her hair curled. | |
| Oh, she has a face. | |
| She's an attractive girl. | |
| Show us the outfit, Sky. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Yeah, fit type. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Guys, fit type. | |
| Fit check. | |
| Are you saying she's thick? | |
| Are you objectifying your friends? | |
| No, I just said Victoria, are you objectifying her? | |
| Yes. | |
| This is ridiculous. | |
| I can't believe it. | |
| I'm sorry, Coogie. | |
| I'm sorry for objectifying her. | |
| You'd be like, whoa, we're probably going to fight after this. | |
| Please on our side. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm just. | |
| Thank you, girl. | |
| I think I'm like a 4.75. | |
| A 4. | |
| That's what you think of yourself? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, that's what you would think that of me because you don't think highly of yourself. | |
| Projection. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Wait, no, I can ask you. | |
| I'd give you like a 5 to 5.5. | |
| What? | |
| Out of 10. | |
| No. | |
| Out of 10, yeah. | |
| Okay, no. | |
| That's average. | |
| 5 is average. | |
| I respect it. | |
| I respect it. | |
| You're a 10 to me, Sky, by the way. | |
| You're a 10 to me. | |
| You're 1,000 to me. | |
| Wait, you think you're a 4? | |
| 4.7. | |
| 5. | |
| That's so random. | |
| 4.75. | |
| Well, because I feel like, you know, so when I started the podcast, I was a bit more trim, and I said I was a six, but then I got fatter over time, and then I downgraded to a five, but I've been fat for a while now. | |
| So I think I finally got to bite the bullet, and I've downgraded myself to a 4.75. | |
| Okay, so you think you're less attractive while being more heavier set. | |
| is that what you're saying because you're saying numbers went up when you're okay yeah Yeah, if you're fatter, you're less attractive. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A lot of women like the man. | |
| You disagree with what that is. | |
| You disagree. | |
| Yeah, I think there's like levels. | |
| When you get fatter, you become more attractive. | |
| No, I think some people gain weight and they find more confidence. | |
| And like, they like. | |
| That sounds terrible. | |
| It just depends. | |
| I feel like there's like a level to it. | |
| It's a shame these people. | |
| Okay, are we talking about like obese or something? | |
| Because what are we talking about? | |
| It's just like in general, when you gain weight, you feel like confidence. | |
| You do strong because you know that ain't how you're supposed to be. | |
| Unless you're like coming from the NRS and you know that if you gain weight, I feel like nine times out of ten, it doesn't make you look better. | |
| Wait, why are we allowed to say that? | |
| I think it's a seven perspective on that. | |
| Why can't we say seven? | |
| Because I think it would be it forces somebody to go either to a six or to an eight. | |
| So it's like, okay, you're either you lean more towards like this attractive, like eight is like very, very attractive, whereas six is, I mean, it's still better above average looking, but it's, I don't know, seven just seems like a true seven, though. | |
| Like a true seven. | |
| Yeah, but you got four. | |
| Just force them to pick one or the other. | |
| Maybe we should allow seven. | |
| I don't fucking know. | |
| But, anyways, I feel like it's I feel like everybody would just pick seven then. | |
| So we get rid of it. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But okay, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| All right. | |
| Chat, am I wrong? | |
| Maybe I'm wrong. | |
| Maybe I was too harsh in my rating. | |
| No, sorry. | |
| It's only awkward if you make it awkward. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, here, let's do this. | |
| Tell me a guy who, no, we already did that. | |
| Tell me a woman who you think is a 10, starting with you. | |
| A woman that's a 10? | |
| Yes. | |
| Girl, I know who you're going to say. | |
| Yeah, you know exactly what I'm going to say. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's an influencer. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Her name is. | |
| Wait. | |
| Maybe I don't know who you're going to say. | |
| Oh, well, her name's Allure. | |
| I think she's really beautiful. | |
| Oh, that one? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think she's a baby mama. | |
| Can we Google it, Nick? | |
| She's gorgeous. | |
| I think she might be private on Instagram, but I think. | |
| She's a baby mama? | |
| Yeah, she's beautiful. | |
| Oh, it's Allure X and U. | |
| I think she's gorgeous. | |
| I follow her too. | |
| I feel like she's so pretty. | |
| No, chat. | |
| I wasn't asking what you rate. | |
| Chat, I wasn't asking what you guys rate me. | |
| I was asking what you guys rate the panel. | |
| What's her Instagram now? | |
| How do you spell it? | |
| A, I think L L U R E Allura. | |
| That's a Lore. | |
| X N U. | |
| Oh, I know who you're talking about. | |
| That's my wait. | |
| I think that's my friend. | |
| That's my friend. | |
| She's really pretty. | |
| You're talking about private, right? | |
| And she's like, she's like, oh, she's really crazy. | |
| Yeah, she's really currently careful. | |
| I know her. | |
| Who's that? | |
| Yeah, she's cute. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| And she's really nice, too. | |
| Do we have it? | |
| Can you name somebody else who you think is a 10? | |
| Well, a lot of people do know her in this generation. | |
| Who else? | |
| Okay. | |
| Like an actress. | |
| Oh, I think Gracie Bon is really pretty. | |
| Who? | |
| Gracie Bond. | |
| Yvonne? | |
| Gracie Bond. | |
| Gracie Bond. | |
| She has like that. | |
| Okay, you were wondering who's La Mas Nalgona? | |
| That's a good one. | |
| Oh, that's a Nalgona right there. | |
| Like literally indeed Nalgona. | |
| Gracie Bond, like B-LA. | |
| Yeah, she got the biggest one for she does. | |
| It's actually kind of fun. | |
| Oh my god, this chick. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you have a Nick? | |
| All right, images, please. | |
| They're all Jesus. | |
| They're all like, hold on. | |
| This girl, look, this is like, she's gone in like, what, BBLs and shit? | |
| No, it's like lipedema, and then she like suctioned everything else. | |
| She actually, yeah, she had lipo suction and worked on her upper body, but she was like a really heavy-set girl. | |
| Yeah, and she has like photos from before and after. | |
| She's just naturally a thick girl. | |
| I'm sorry, this is surgery. | |
| This is not natural. | |
| No, yeah, it's before and after. | |
| She swears. | |
| She's got three in her stomach, but the lights are real. | |
| It's like literally lip and damn. | |
| It's one of those rare percentages of people that have a natural body. | |
| Scroll down. | |
| She got neck lipo, arm lipo. | |
| I think she's the talk of the town. | |
| I think she's so interesting inside and out. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| She's she's definitely had lipo in her belly. | |
| There's no getting around that. | |
| Of course. | |
| Okay, so she's a 10. | |
| Yeah, I think she's beautiful. | |
| But so you're you and her are because you're a 10, she's a 10. | |
| They could be a 10 in their own way. | |
| It just depends. | |
| I feel like we should do like maybe a fit check at the table. | |
| I would say Aubrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe. | |
| Oh, there'd be no telling me more. | |
| Yeah, let's do a fit check. | |
| Can everybody just stand up super quick? | |
| We'll do fit check. | |
| Yay. | |
| Fit check, fit check, Fit check, fit check, fit. | |
| Okay, so we got the fit. | |
| You want to show the fit, I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's okay. | |
| We got Charlotte there. | |
| We got. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do a spin. | |
| Okay, we got this side over here. | |
| Okay, there you go. | |
| There's the fits. | |
| All right. | |
| So we have some very, you guys can sit down. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| So we got some like really, you know, we had a bunch of tens and nines at the table. | |
| You know, we got some. | |
| Every show of the whatever podcast, I, you know, this is, I should start a modeling agency at this point. | |
| How about you? | |
| Everybody's represented or what's up? | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I asked, are you going to rate everybody at the table with your own rating? | |
| Yeah, rate us, rate us. | |
| I usually don't. | |
| I actually don't know why I did it for her. | |
| Let's make an exception. | |
| I made an exception for her, yes. | |
| Typically, I don't rate people. | |
| The only time I would is if you guys were like, yeah, that's totally fine, do it. | |
| Otherwise, I wouldn't do it. | |
| Do it. | |
| Do it. | |
| Do it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's interesting. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I'll ask each of you first one by one. | |
| Are you fine if I give you my own subjective looks rating? | |
| Wait, scoot into it a little bit. | |
| Charlotte? | |
| You fine with the looks rating? | |
| A rating? | |
| I won't do it if you don't want me to. | |
| Yeah, I'm fine. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You already did. | |
| I already did, yeah. | |
| Well, would you have been fine with it? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| I feel pressured into this. | |
| You don't have to? | |
| So no? | |
| No, I'll do her. | |
| You'll do it. | |
| It's fine if you don't want to, but okay. | |
| Before we do that, though, I'll do that in just a moment. | |
| I wanted to get, who do you think is a girl who's a nine? | |
| That's really hard. | |
| Okay. | |
| So we're doing actress rather than influencer. | |
| Well, I mean, oh, no, no, actress. | |
| Like somebody we could Google. | |
| That's really, really hard. | |
| I think Courtney Kardashian is really beautiful. | |
| I do think Courtney Kardashian is beautiful. | |
| Courtney Kardashian? | |
| Yes, Courtney. | |
| Like Prime Courtney or Prime Courtney. | |
| She's always been my favorite. | |
| She's always been my favorite. | |
| She's been my favorite. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Why are you laughing? | |
| Who? | |
| She's laughing. | |
| Who's laughing? | |
| I'm laughing. | |
| It's like a random. | |
| You think she's mad? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Nick, do you have it? | |
| Courtney Kardashian, yeah, guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's good looking, you know? | |
| It's more like when you see her like talking here for you, what's a 10 woman? | |
| A woman who's a 10. | |
| Audrey Hepburn. | |
| Damn, there's a blast from the past over here. | |
| Audrey is really gorgeous. | |
| She's like, she's looking at her. | |
| She's absolutely gorgeous. | |
| I mean, that's a few of them. | |
| She's someone that's more of a model. | |
| She's dainty. | |
| She has gorgeous eyes. | |
| And Google images really never look good. | |
| You have to go. | |
| Oh, Marilyn Monroe, maybe. | |
| That's true. | |
| Sometimes on in motion, people look better versus in photo. | |
| Hey, what the fuck, Pasty George? | |
| What the fuck, dude? | |
| That's ridiculous, Pasty George. | |
| How dare you? | |
| Oh, my goodness, Pasty George. | |
| You want to make it less boring? | |
| Pop a ball of champagne, pasty. | |
| Period. | |
| Pasty George. | |
| Yeah, you think it's boring? | |
| Pop a ball of champagne. | |
| We got everybody here is not over the age of 21, but whatever. | |
| Let me do some chats really quick. | |
| Pelagic, that's not confidence, that's delusion. | |
| Thank you for the soup chat, Pelagic. | |
| You're a legend. | |
| W's in the chat for pelagic. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Abe Biscotti, for the ladies on the panel, you all seem really smart. | |
| Can you break down what the paradox is in the sentence? | |
| This sentence is false. | |
| How would you explain it? | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| Might be too retarded for this one too. | |
| Thumbified. | |
| Can you break down what the paradox is? | |
| He's saying we're not false. | |
| This sentence is false. | |
| We're not really smart, for all. | |
| If the sentence is true, it can't be false at the same time. | |
| So if the sentence, I don't know, I was going somewhere. | |
| I lost it. | |
| Never mind. | |
| That was like on the right track. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| It's like if the sentence is false, then it literally has to be true in order for that sentence to be false. | |
| I don't think there's enough content there to be. | |
| Honestly, I can see that. | |
| I think he messed up. | |
| Wait, wait, no, but there's not enough. | |
| You can't explain it. | |
| There's not enough content in the sentence to establish whether it's there's a truth or wait, hold on, I feel like it doesn't make much sense. | |
| If the sentence is false, then it's true. | |
| So the sentence is true and false at the same time. | |
| It says this, this sentence is false. | |
| So if that is false, then the sentence is true. | |
| That's the paradox of it, because this sentence is a statement, yeah, this sentence is false, that sentence is true. | |
| Boom dude, you're smart. | |
| Wow, that worked. | |
| Honestly, I don't know how I do it with that. | |
| I was gonna say the limit does not exist. | |
| Um okay, where were we? | |
| We were looking up somebody, or no? | |
| No, we already were about gonna rate them soon, but you're doing this weird. | |
| Yeah wait, what was that though? | |
| Oh, we have asked Father about 200.04 department, and is unattractive to me. | |
| You would definitely smell nothing but stank, but just standing next to her gross oh no um, I see. | |
| Um uh wait, are you sure, Nick? | |
| Uh, wait. | |
| So are you Kobe's looks? | |
| Equivalent looks. | |
| Yeah I, I guess. | |
| I feel like, if that i'm his type, I was his type. | |
| Okay, we asked everybody to show a girl, so there's Audrey Hepper and Courting Kardashian and the chick with the ridiculous, the deformated chick, the maybe I just Stegosaurus or whatever. | |
| The I like. | |
| I like Latinas. | |
| I think Latinas are beautiful. | |
| I like Latinas. | |
| Do you like Sofia? | |
| I like Selena. | |
| What mythical creature was that thing? | |
| She's an actress now. | |
| Yeah, I think i've. | |
| What's the half man, half horse? | |
| I think i've heard that name before. | |
| What is that? | |
| A centaur, a centaur. | |
| These chicks be looking like centaurs and shit just doesn't look right. | |
| Like the woman body with the yo, that's. | |
| That should be a good, that's a good pickup line. | |
| Any yo, any guys in the chat who who like do pickup, just walk up to a girl and be like, damn, you're fucking look like a centaur, crazy. | |
| I swear she's down after that. | |
| That's a compliment yeah, or something. | |
| It goes straight to her head, um okay, where were we? | |
| I think I had to do the looks ratings okay um, all right, here we go. | |
| Um oh, no wait, we were. | |
| You were talking about the butt the the, the. | |
| That girl can't. | |
| What's her name? | |
| Grace uh yeah I, you know, I don't get the Like, I think like curves or whatever can be good, but I don't know. | |
| I think there's a closed, like, if a girl's too thick, which happens really quickly, I think. | |
| That's not thick. | |
| Who? | |
| That's a deformation. | |
| Well, that's, well, okay. | |
| There's varying degrees of thickness. | |
| That's that's like freak show. | |
| Um, circus. | |
| I feel like it closes the door sexually in a lot of ways. | |
| You know, like I don't know how, man, how do you attract it to that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| How do you even there's too much ass, you know? | |
| It's like just fat hanging down. | |
| Like, I feel like I'm going to get crushed, you know? | |
| Like, I like girl on top. | |
| I'm like, oh my God, doggy. | |
| How do you handle that? | |
| And it's like, we can only have sex doggy style at that point. | |
| And it's like, look, doggy style is great. | |
| But it's like, I feel like once you reach a level of thickness, it's like, certain things are off the table. | |
| It is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You can't even reach places. | |
| I think at this point, you can only do missionary. | |
| You can't even reach. | |
| Missionary. | |
| Get out of here, man. | |
| You think you could do doggy? | |
| That's where the ass is literally the fattest and most. | |
| I think that's the doggy party. | |
| You gotta be packing. | |
| Doggy. | |
| You gotta be fatiguing. | |
| Let us know. | |
| I don't know how much ass we're talking about here. | |
| I feel like doggy. | |
| Doggy provides, I think, the best access. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And you think that you could take a girl like Gracie Bond from behind and you would be able to go. | |
| Oh, her non-fucks. | |
| Yeah, you can't even get past that. | |
| I am shit out of luck. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| I don't even know how you can't. | |
| I don't even think it would be. | |
| Because I don't know what to do with that. | |
| I don't even How would I begin? | |
| She's meant for a stallion. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyways, that was a good convo, I guess. | |
| Where were we? | |
| I think we were talking about... | |
| Like visually, you know, like a girl who's like super, not even thick, just like, you know, the big ass and like the... | |
| I'm not talking like that. | |
| That's crazy, Gracie. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| But it's like visually, I guess, but then like for speed. | |
| Like for actual practical survival? | |
| For practical sex. | |
| Like jumping the fence? | |
| for practical sex it's like yeah it wouldn't work She's only goon-worthy, like, through a screen. | |
| I just, it's like... | |
| You never know until you find out. | |
| It just makes it difficult to have sex with a bigger boned woman. | |
| I heard she had like lymphs, lymph nodes or whatever they're called. | |
| Lymph nodes. | |
| Like a growth in her legs and ass or something. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Return. | |
| Probably. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, the ratings. | |
| Okay, I guess I got to do this. | |
| All right. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Here it goes. | |
| All right. | |
| Starting with your Maxilla is a bit recessed. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| What? | |
| We didn't say detail. | |
| We said standard. | |
| We didn't mean a descriptive rating. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I don't even know anything about Maxillas. | |
| You're like a four. | |
| Charlotte. | |
| I think like probably like 7.5, I want to say. | |
| 7.5. | |
| Maybe like 7.75. | |
| Have you had any work done though? | |
| Do you have filler? | |
| No. | |
| You've never had filler on the lips? | |
| Lip flip? | |
| I actually wanted to get filler, so it's funny you ask. | |
| No work done, though. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, 7.5, 7.75. | |
| Destiny. | |
| Huh? | |
| Destiny. | |
| Destiny. | |
| Yeah, yeah, of course. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| You can call me Nimi. | |
| I'll pass on that. | |
| I give you a ripple like a bandaid. | |
| All right, I give you, I give you, I guess we should, yeah. | |
| Um remember, this is coming from a 4.75, sorry. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| Like a one, a one point, sorry, one point seven five. | |
| Okay, that's your opinion. | |
| Uh, you I'd uh I'd give you, and I'm trying to do these ratings, not like factoring in like my specific type or whatever, just like trying to be whatever. | |
| Um, can you pop the glasses off temporarily, just for the like a 3.54? | |
| Maybe I need to downgrade my rating. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Um, you know, you know, the face is good. | |
| There's symmetry, there's good harmony there. | |
| Oh my god, I'm so cringe. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| I let you. | |
| Are those you just shave your eyebrows off, though? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not a fan of the haircut either, the bangs or whatever. | |
| What is it called? | |
| Yeah, bangs. | |
| My give you like a like, I think you're like a five. | |
| Give you maybe 5.5, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| Are we doing face or total? | |
| I would say face. | |
| I'd try to cover my face. | |
| I know that I'm a little bit heavier set, so. | |
| I'll just, yeah, I'll say face 5.5. | |
| I think I said a 5.5 as well. | |
| 5.5? | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you wearing color contacts? | |
| No, I have green eyes. | |
| 4.5, 4? | |
| Do you have any surgery? | |
| No. | |
| My boobs. | |
| Ah, yeah, okay. | |
| Victoria. | |
| Did you opt out, Victoria? | |
| I said it's okay. | |
| I said it's good. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Victoria, I'd say like 5.25 to 5.5. | |
| Okay, now I have a question. | |
| Since you asked us who are like who are just randomly who our tens are, who would you say that yours is? | |
| Like woman? | |
| No, not man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, you asked us man and woman. | |
| So you do man and woman now. | |
| I'd say young Brad Pitt is probably like, I don't know if there's no such thing as a 10, so I'll just say Brad Pitt, 9. | |
| And then for a woman, Adriana Lima, 9. | |
| Young Adriana Lima. | |
| Megan Fox, probably. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yep. | |
| Anyways, whatever. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Wait, okay, but the looks rating things. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Why? | |
| I guess my question is, my question is, why don't average looking women, why don't they think they're average? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I'd love to know that. | |
| I will say, I will be fair, if a woman has a large labia, that's like plus two points. | |
| Well, you got a slimmest six then. | |
| Because you rated me a four. | |
| Is this you coming out and saying you have a large labia? | |
| It's amazing. | |
| I support the large merch. | |
| Sometimes women labia fish, as I like to call it. | |
| No, I really think that's a good thing. | |
| They claim that they have a large labia, but they don't. | |
| It's kind of like a guy who lies. | |
| Like, he says he has a big dick, but he doesn't have a big dick. | |
| And women are invariably disappointed, I guess. | |
| Women don't really like labias, so what's her lie about? | |
| I think they look good, though. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's cool. | |
| So, okay, how about this? | |
| Maybe this can help us out here. | |
| When it comes to the looks, 10, 9, 10. | |
| Do you describe yourself as beautiful? | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are there any women who are better looking than you? | |
| My mom. | |
| That was such a cute response. | |
| I love that. | |
| I hope your mama sees that. | |
| Yeah, she's beautiful. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gorgeous. | |
| Are you gorgeous? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Um, I don't know. | |
| Okay, final descriptor. | |
| Stunning. | |
| Are you stunning? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Yeah, definitely. | |
| Yes. | |
| So, like, when I think of stunning, I think guys' heads frequently, obviously, not all men, are like you walk by and they're just like it heads on a swivel. | |
| Is that your experience? | |
| Yeah, like breaking necks and all that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Breaking necks. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| I feel like I experienced that. | |
| You be walking and then someone just like, you know, don't want to look at you real quick. | |
| But I wouldn't say it's like, oh, I'd be breaking necks all the time. | |
| nah it's more like just i feel like that's that's it okay um Sorry, sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| How about this? | |
| What do you think going around the table for everybody? | |
| What do you think a hundred thousand men would rate you on average? | |
| Like some might rate you a 10, some might rate you a one, some will rate you a five. | |
| What do you think the average rating would be given to you by men? | |
| A hundred thousand men? | |
| Probably seven seven-ish. | |
| A rating from men? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I would assume that I'm their type. | |
| So like a 10. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A 10 average? | |
| I just don't pay attention to male attention like that. | |
| I really don't. | |
| Don't you do armathones? | |
| Isn't that? | |
| Yeah, but I don't care what people like, you know, if they think I'm a whatever. | |
| They're lusting you. | |
| They're not looking at your beauty. | |
| That's what lusting is. | |
| Yeah, but you can lust over somebody who's not really all that attractive. | |
| So just to give like you and a far. | |
| Like men can't. | |
| But the person who is actively in lust doesn't think that the person that they're listening over is ugly to them subjectively. | |
| They would fuck anything. | |
| A lot of men. | |
| They would fuck anything. | |
| Like, I think you can lust after a girl and not be like super physically attracted to her. | |
| That seems super damn bad. | |
| Prayers for them. | |
| Seems down bad. | |
| Seems down bad. | |
| Men have that experience. | |
| Men do it all the time. | |
| At all. | |
| Trust Felicity on that one. | |
| Okay. | |
| What? | |
| That was really mean, Brian. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I didn't even say anything. | |
| I didn't say anything to you. | |
| That wasn't even a shot at you. | |
| Kind of felt like it. | |
| It sounded like it. | |
| Okay. | |
| It wasn't a shot. | |
| What was that mean? | |
| It was just a diversion to you, I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| So we're going to move on to. | |
| No, I'm just going to sit here awkwardly with silence. | |
| I guess my confusion here is: don't y'all know guys who think they're hot shit, but they're not? | |
| You don't know guys like that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, doesn't ever cross your mind, like, am I that person? | |
| No. | |
| Am I the person who's no? | |
| Hey, Felicity, shut up. | |
| Felicity just said, you're being kind of mean. | |
| I'm not being mean, Felicity. | |
| I'm being. | |
| It's hurting your feelings. | |
| She is some mediator here. | |
| She's wrong with thinking you're beautiful, though. | |
| Like, there's nothing wrong with that. | |
| I think, yeah, confidence. | |
| Girls got to have confidence. | |
| Like, you know what I mean? | |
| Like, if you're humbly confident and you're a contradiction, no, you can be confident. | |
| I'm beautiful, but like, there's a difference between being cocky and confident. | |
| What's wrong with being aware of that? | |
| Yeah, there's a difference between cocky and confident. | |
| But my perspective as it relates to confidence would be confidence would be, you know what? | |
| I'm average looking. | |
| I'm a five. | |
| I'm completely fine with that. | |
| It doesn't cause me any issues in my relationships in terms of how I feel about myself. | |
| I don't have any insecurities. | |
| I don't have body dysmorphia. | |
| But yeah, I'm not. | |
| I'm a five. | |
| I think that that's more confident than the woman who's clearly not a 10 saying she's a 10. | |
| I agree. | |
| I think that's cockiness. | |
| That sounds like a sad life to live, though. | |
| Yeah, I think all day long. | |
| Like, I don't think that's it. | |
| No, you don't think about it. | |
| Darn. | |
| No, I don't think you think about it. | |
| You can say you're a five-delusion. | |
| No, I don't think you're obsessed with it. | |
| It's just like, I think there's a degree of acceptance where it's like, yeah, I'm an average-looking person and I'm totally fine with that. | |
| So my question is this: since like you all, you rated us all a very, well, rated me, a few other girls really low, would it be a wrong for me to ever call myself beautiful or am I not allowed to? | |
| Like, I'm not allowed to call myself beautiful at all, ever. | |
| Like, that you would be, you would be, like, against that as a person. | |
| Well, when we're talking about beautiful, we're relating it strictly to physical looks. | |
| Okay. | |
| Right. | |
| And so, like, when we use these words, like, I think words need to have meaning, like male, female, man, woman. | |
| Like, that's why we honestly, I'm going to be honest. | |
| It's a lot of the blame can be laid at women for all this fucking trans shit. | |
| You guys want to make, you don't care about reels. | |
| You care about feels. | |
| You don't want to accept reality. | |
| You want, you'd rather embrace comforting lies over discomforting truths. | |
| And so for this reason, I think something that is beautiful, while I think beauty is subjective, I think it is a bit of hubris if you aren't a particularly like really, really attractive woman to say that you're physically beautiful. | |
| Now, when it relates to beauty, I think people can be beautiful in ways that transcend physical looks. | |
| Like you can be a beautiful person in the sense of who you are and your character and these sorts of things. | |
| You can have like internal beauty, but external beauty, I don't know. | |
| I think external is like all perspective on the person, honestly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like you might not think that, but I know I feel that way about myself. | |
| You know? | |
| And it's not the same as somebody saying a woman calling themselves or a man calling themselves a woman. | |
| I don't think that's the same thing. | |
| If I'm a woman and I feel like it's way different. | |
| It's a rejection of the truth, right? | |
| So, I mean, what's your objection to a man? | |
| Do you, I mean, no, do you have any objections to a man calling himself? | |
| Well, your truth is different than other people's truth when it comes to the person. | |
| Well, no, I don't care about that. | |
| There is the truth. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A man can't be a woman. | |
| No, I'm not saying like, okay, obviously, like, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Like, transgenderism is obviously delusional. | |
| No, but okay, how about like when we're talking about something totally different, which is what constitutes average and what doesn't, like in terms of attraction, it's completely subjective. | |
| And yeah, it really is subjective. | |
| I think beauty is subjective, but I also think, like, if you're to take like Margot Robbie, Megan Fox, and I'm going to sit here and be like, oh, I'm just as beautiful as them, I know that I'm not. | |
| Like, but you kind of are, though. | |
| When I'm being real with myself, if I look at them, or like Adriana Lima, supermodel, like super famous supermodel. | |
| If I look at her and I look at myself, I can still think I'm beautiful, but I know I'm not as beautiful as they are, and that's okay, but I'm aware of that. | |
| So, what do you think makes you what? | |
| What basis are we going off for who's the 10? | |
| And like when we visualize in our head, like just a random like model, like you know, like a sims facial symmetry, facial harmony, proportionality, health indicators. | |
| Okay, um, and a lot of these things, like some people will say, well, culturally there's different like factors or whatever, but like there's actually similar similar traits that are deemed attractive across cultures. | |
| Like, for example, full lips, that's almost universally deemed attractive, whether you're white, Asian, black, Latina, full lips are almost always deemed more attractive than thin lips. | |
| Not to say that a woman who has thin lips just on that basis alone is unattractive. | |
| You can have other characteristics too that make you attractive, but that specific thing, having full lips, is deemed to contribute to one's physical attractiveness. | |
| Things like symmetry, things like harmony, these sorts of things. | |
| Like, let me ask you a question. | |
| When it comes to, and again, when we're talking about objective, subjective, there's different senses of what that is, but in a as it relates to like a strict philosophical sense of what is objective, subjective, yes, of course, beauty is subjective. | |
| However, I do think that the analysis of our subjective, the subjective analysis of beauty is actually based in objective measurable traits. | |
| Okay. | |
| So this would be like, for example, I'm trying to think, like, it would be grounded in traits related to biology, universal aesthetics. | |
| Like, what is it about, you know, even... | |
| Because I am noticing a theme when we say Margot Robbie, Adriana Lima, and Megan Fox, and we know what that similarity is. | |
| And I think it's kind of... | |
| Are you going to say they're white? | |
| No, are they? | |
| Is Adriana Lima white? | |
| Well, she's like Latina, I guess. | |
| She's Brazilian. | |
| I would say extremely on the petite side. | |
| Oh, well, yeah, okay. | |
| That's actually a really good metric. | |
| But I think that, well, I guess what is it about, for example, like if beauty doesn't have some basis in objectivity, why is there universality when it comes to certain things, like a sunset or a flower? | |
| Like, why aren't there cultures where like, wow, sunsets are really ugly? | |
| Because they're just not. | |
| Like, they're just not ugly. | |
| But we would agree that this would be subjective, but it's like, it's almost universal. | |
| Like who doesn't find like a flower or like what is so universal about these things that we would we would attach the term beauty to the brain likes familiarity so that's why you'll find people like there's a huge obsession with Margot Robbie, Megan Fox, Adriana Leem, all these people, they have a very symmetrical face. | |
| So when the face is symmetrical, it's like easy on the eyes. | |
| That's what it means. | |
| That's how it is. | |
| So yeah, they don't. | |
| There's a it's I mean, I think that's how we're biologically programmed to kind of like, you know, feel attracted to familiarity to some sense. | |
| But yeah, that's, I think that's what the phrase easy on the eye means. | |
| So I will say, yeah, there's a reason why there's certain models who are deemed much more prettier than the rest or much more popular than the rest. | |
| I think beauty is not really. | |
| I think there is like a middle ground where we can be like, oh yeah, that girl is beautiful. | |
| That man is beautiful. | |
| Well, there would be like consensus and universality on it. | |
| But I mean, I think when it comes to beauty, it's partly predictable. | |
| It's partly measurable. | |
| And so, but you brought like the weight thing into it. | |
| And I think generally speaking, well, I mean, if a woman is obese, can she be is she beautiful? | |
| No. | |
| She can be beautiful. | |
| Yeah, because I thought we were talking about face when we're giving the radio. | |
| Well, I mean, I think there's a totality of it, but if you're obese, typically that's going to be a little bit more. | |
| Not obese, no. | |
| Thicker, yes. | |
| Thicker, yes. | |
| Curvy, obese, no. | |
| I would not agree with that. | |
| I think you'll always be obese. | |
| I think the heavier person is always going to be beat by the thinner person, though. | |
| That's most of the time, yeah. | |
| So maybe, yes, some people are attracted to thicker women, but I think in general, in the grand scheme of things, a thinner woman will always be more attractive than thicker women. | |
| Okay. | |
| I guess I just say it because, like, me and Destiny, we grew up in, like, sorry, the same areas. | |
| We grow up, like, not, we grew up with a lot of Mexicans. | |
| And I think if you were to ask a Mexican man or, let's say, just somebody who's like, kind of, like, kind of like us, I don't think that they would say that Margot Robbie is their favorite. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or they wouldn't say that their favorite. | |
| It does depend on culture a lot as well. | |
| That's true. | |
| You know, that's true. | |
| It could be the case, but I also think that men are going to, if there's a certain caliber or league of women that men don't have access to, like they just don't have any access to whatsoever, maybe they lust after these women, but they're going to start to. | |
| I didn't say an ugly woman. | |
| I think there is a component of they're going to start developing attraction. | |
| Like if they can't get women of a certain caliber, they might start developing an attraction to women of the caliber that they can get. | |
| That is a real circumstances. | |
| I've heard a lot of, like, that's why when men get very, very wealthy, the first thing they'll go to is like blonde, supermodel, you know, big breasts because that's like what they couldn't have. | |
| And then before, I'm not saying that, you know, anyone else that's not that is not attractive. | |
| But as you, as men in general, get wealthier or as they climb up a social status or maybe get more handsome themselves, their preference in women changes drastically. | |
| Well, the woman looks at them as more attractive the more money and valuables they have. | |
| Like now you have attention of the supermodel rather than just like, I don't know, the girl down the street because you got this money. | |
| So but yeah, that is true. | |
| Attraction will change based on what the man can achieve. | |
| So I could definitely see that. | |
| Men will, there's a saying, there's a saying. | |
| Okay, well, let's imagine, let's, let's, okay, sorry. | |
| I didn't mean to interrupt. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Well, I'm curious what the chat says. | |
| And maybe we can pull it up, Nick, while you pull up the Twitch and then show the chat overlay. | |
| Yo, do we have any Mexican men? | |
| Do we have any Hispanic Latino men in the chat? | |
| Do you pick a torta or do you pick Margot Robbie? | |
| Pull it up quick, please. | |
| Pull it up. | |
| Wait, no, make it thinner. | |
| Make it thinner. | |
| Just hell no. | |
| Who do you pick? | |
| Only if you're Mexican or Latino or Hispanic. | |
| Do you pick Margot Robbie or a Torta? | |
| They're all saying Margaret Robbie. | |
| Hey, what the? | |
| There's some tortas in there, to be fair. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Whatever. | |
| So what do you say? | |
| Is it like half and half? | |
| I can't see that well. | |
| It's mostly Margot Robbie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's mostly then there's probably some dudes who are genuine and some dudes who are trolling. | |
| So I guess what were you trying to get at, though? | |
| You're saying that. | |
| I forgot what my original question. | |
| Well, okay, Brian, you talked about Adriana Lima, Margot Robbie, blah. | |
| And what they all have in common is they all have in common is that they're not even petite, but they're, I wouldn't say petite. | |
| Is Adriana Lima a Victoria? | |
| Is she a Victoria's secret model? | |
| Victoria's secret model. | |
| But I think when I think of petite, I think it's less to do with like thin and more to do with height, typically. | |
| With height? | |
| You say height? | |
| I think, yeah, petite typically is more so related to height, but also thinness too can be a component. | |
| But I mean, yeah, I don't know. | |
| I'm probably splitting hairs there. | |
| Also, I have a kind of maybe interesting point going about that. | |
| Some men may feel like intimidated, probably, by what? | |
| A thick girl? | |
| Well, they just feel like... | |
| No, no, no, not like intimidated. | |
| Like they, a lot of men do like to assert their power and their dominance. | |
| And naturally, they want not all men, not all men, but I can see some men, actually probably most, they want somebody who's smaller than them. | |
| Like, that's just how biology goes. | |
| But yeah, they want to feel like the powerful one. | |
| They want to feel like the one who is putting it down. | |
| Like, they don't want someone to feel stronger than them or like more able-bodied than them. | |
| But I don't know if that's the right word. | |
| Able-bodied is not the right word. | |
| The other, the sort of reverse phenomenon is also true. | |
| Women also have a strong interest in dating men who are bigger than them, who are you know, they want a guy who can like fully give her a hug. | |
| It's like a bad thing. | |
| Men want to feel protective and women want to feel protected. | |
| And so that does have a lot of play into it. | |
| Women also, you know, play into that too. | |
| But I'm thinking, I don't think there's anything pathologically wrong with a man. | |
| But there's just so, so many aspects into there's just a lot of aspects to it. | |
| And it's not just like at face value, like, oh, you're 10. | |
| Like, you have, if you want to look at things psychologically, there's reasons why that, you know, probably thinner, petite women are more preferred because men want to assert their power and their dominance. | |
| I'm not going to grant that. | |
| I don't think the primary motivating factor for wanting a petite, thin woman is so you can assert dominance. | |
| How come society kind of like pushes that? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| That's just a biological reality. | |
| What? | |
| Well, men are just physically larger than women, generally speaking. | |
| That's true. | |
| So it's just a biologically inevitable. | |
| And it's, I mean, there's no getting around it. | |
| Like, yeah, there, of course, there are some pairings or matchups where the woman is like taller or big, bigger than that situation. | |
| Your situation? | |
| Yeah, well, that's another interesting phenomenon: is these thick women like skeleton dudes, which I noticed. | |
| Y'all want a skeleton guy. | |
| I don't know if you got like crush him or something. | |
| You want to leave this poor guy with his pelvis all fucked up? | |
| I'm telling you, man. | |
| I'm telling you, I don't know. | |
| Some of these women, like poor Asmund Gold, this guy, some of his women, he's dated. | |
| They're thick. | |
| They're thickies. | |
| Thicky, icky, thicky. | |
| I don't what are they? | |
| Sorry, I'm what is I feel like there's a difference between thick and fat. | |
| And a lot of people misuse the terms. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| There's a lot of appropriation of the term thick. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A lot of appropriation going on. | |
| I feel like thick is like thick, curvy, flat, slomic, ass. | |
| And then fat is just overweight. | |
| Well, there is slim thick, and there's thick. | |
| Can we just be honest about the thick thing, though? | |
| Like, normally it's just a fat person. | |
| Like, I'm fat right now. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I'm fat. | |
| You're thick. | |
| I'm big bones. | |
| He's a little stocky. | |
| I'm a little chubby right now. | |
| I gotta lose some weight. | |
| Dad bod. | |
| I guess. | |
| Girls like that, though. | |
| A lot of girls like that. | |
| That's like another psychological thing, though, too. | |
| Like, how some women like dad bods because they want to feel like they are basically looking for their father in a man. | |
| Exactly. | |
| That's crazy, though, because I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you ask a girl what a dad bod is, and they'll tell you, they'll say Jason Momoa has a dad bod. | |
| What? | |
| Who's that? | |
| Jason. | |
| Aquaman. | |
| Oh, Aquaman. | |
| You're saying away. | |
| What did you say about him? | |
| That was like a thick sky. | |
| They say Jason Momoa has a dad bod. | |
| They'll say like some super, like, like a super strong buff guy, but he's got a little body fat on him. | |
| That's a dad bod. | |
| That's not a dad bod. | |
| No. | |
| Adam Sandler has like a dad bod. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Probably. | |
| That's probably a good one. | |
| That's probably pretty accurate. | |
| Oh, you know what we have to do? | |
| Is there anything? | |
| Is there anything on the look stuff? | |
| I guess, look, the reason I kind of make a big, sort of a big deal about this, I don't know, the look stuff, is I do think that there is a tendency for some women to have an over inflated sense of their own physical attractiveness. | |
| And whether this is imagined or real, I think it can lead to a situation where they're overlooking men who are in their league. | |
| And this assessment of yourself can also be not just looks. | |
| Like a girl could think she's like the, I'm going to use because she mentioned Audrey Heper and I'm going to say the bee's knees. | |
| A girl could think she's the bee's knees and thinks she's she's really fantastic, you know, her personality or whatever else she thinks she brings to the table. | |
| But maybe her assessment is wrong. | |
| Right. | |
| And so sometimes I do think that women need to perhaps realize that they're not nearly as attractive as they think they are. | |
| And they need to then adjust their standards and expectations of the type and caliber of guy that they can get. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Lest they be disappointed or perpetually used for sex by men out of their league because Newsflash, if I step to a girl who's like more attractive than me and I politely offer her pleasant companionship and sex, I'm instantly rejected. | |
| Women don't, women don't do this thing where if I give a girl sex on a silver platter, excuse me, miss, would you like some dick? | |
| And you can be as pleasant about it as you can as a guy if she's not attracted to you. | |
| It's not going to happen. | |
| I step to a girl like that, instant rejection. | |
| I don't get a conversation. | |
| I don't get her phone number. | |
| I don't get a date. | |
| Instant rejection. | |
| Nothing, right? | |
| However, as a woman, if you're dealing with a certain caliber of guy and you're pleasant, here's some pussy. | |
| He's going to take the pussy. | |
| Even if just on your looks alone, what you have to think about is this. | |
| I think women, in order to have sex with a guy, whether it's casual or long-term or whatever, like you want a relationship, in order to have sex with a guy, he needs to be at least good-looking enough that you would be in a relationship with him. | |
| I think. | |
| When women choose to have casual sex, typically the guy has to be like, okay, whatever. | |
| He's not going to give me commitment, but he's really hot, whatever. | |
| However, there's a reversal when it comes to men. | |
| For men, men will have sex with a woman that they would, just on the basis of her looks alone, would never be in a relationship with her. | |
| But she's available for sex and maybe she's pleasant enough or not even pleasant, but they tolerate her for the sex. | |
| So men, when men go to get casual sex, they will go as far down as it requires to get sex. | |
| I mean, there's probably some level where they're like, no, she's not at all. | |
| Whereas women, it's the reverse. | |
| If you're going to have casual sex with a guy, he's going to typically meet the threshold of what's that? | |
| You can kind of get who you want. | |
| Like most guys will say yeah to any woman if it's just for sex and not a relationship. | |
| Really quick, sorry. | |
| Can I get some more water? | |
| Yes, listen. | |
| Please me too. | |
| Please, oh my God. | |
| Please. | |
| And a Celsius powder, whatever. | |
| Please, please. | |
| That's crazy that every time she walks, that is the noise. | |
| I love that machine. | |
| My videographer has one. | |
| We use it for recording. | |
| But not for those towns. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, I gotta leave that one alone. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Look, and I mean, my perspective is I don't think men should be sleeping with women that they don't have a genuine intention of being in a relationship with. | |
| But a lot of men don't operate from my perspective. | |
| There's many who do, of course. | |
| There's a lot of good men out there. | |
| But I do think it's the case that women can find yourselves in situationships with men who like, I guess, here's another perspective. | |
| If I can sleep with a girl, I'm really confident I can get her in a relationship. | |
| How confident are you as a woman if you sleep with a guy with certainty or near certainty that you can get him in a committed relationship? | |
| I don't think it's quite as clear-cut. | |
| No, for one. | |
| Not as easy. | |
| Quite as clear-cut. | |
| So definitely not. | |
| I do think there's a difference there. | |
| And yeah. | |
| So that's why I think you got to approach things. | |
| Look, that's not to say you should be down on yourself. | |
| I don't think you should be thinking you're ugly or anything like that. | |
| I just think you got to be realistic about how you assess yourself. | |
| And then, okay, well, here's where I'm at. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| What's the kind of guy I can get? | |
| Because I think a lot of times a lot of women are, no offense, you guys are aiming for men that you just. | |
| Someone on your level or someone a little bit below your level. | |
| Nothing wrong with it. | |
| And I feel like girls want an ugly man sometimes so they don't like cheat or other girls don't look at them. | |
| I think, I don't know, I think a lot of women are just, they're trying to date well above what their looks, prospects, and personalities warrant. | |
| I think, look, I mean, look, it's fun to, I guess it's fun for women to sleep with the really, you know, the famous guy or the guy with status or the good-looking guy who never will give you commitment. | |
| Like, for example, if there were a bunch of like really hot chicks that just wanted to fuck me but never wanted to be in a relationship with me, I would probably be a total degenerate. | |
| I'd probably be a total degenerate. | |
| Like, oh, sorry, Brian, I'm just going to use you for sex, but I'm really hot. | |
| I'd probably be a fucking D-Gen. | |
| So I guess I give women some credit. | |
| They're not, I mean, well, some of y'all are degenerates, but okay, I think I'm losing the women at this point. | |
| We're right here. | |
| Oh, no, I'm just giving you guys. | |
| I'm just, I'm giving you guys, I'm putting you on some game. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| Run it back. | |
| Run it back. | |
| It's interesting. | |
| I'm absorbing all of it, and we pointed out, we pointed out you two. | |
| I feel like they look really good. | |
| Like, we thought you guys were so beautiful. | |
| Brian, somebody in the chat says Brian is delusional. | |
| What did I say, though? | |
| It was delusional. | |
| Also, this guy lacks life experience. | |
| Hold on, Ben. | |
| Okay, so ASD. | |
| Stop, stop, stop, stop. | |
| ASD, how am I delusional? | |
| And then the guy below him, Ben's truck. | |
| lack life experience. | |
| Okay, so let's I'll be looking at the chat Ben's truck, what life experience do I lack that is indicating that my point is wrong? | |
| Pull up the chat, Nick. | |
| Just go put it on Twitch. | |
| Twitch, chat. | |
| Guys, I'm going to give you 20 seconds. | |
| 20 seconds. | |
| Okay. | |
| What am I delusional about? | |
| Yeah, that's what I want to know. | |
| What am I delusional about? | |
| And then also, what is the lacking of life experience that I have? | |
| Wait, somebody said that to you? | |
| Yeah, they said it to you. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Delusional about what? | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| That's why I'm asking him. | |
| I'll give you guys 10 seconds. | |
| Wait, us to tell you you're delusional. | |
| Oh, the chat, the chat, the chat. | |
| I can't even see. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| Like, what is wrong? | |
| What about what I just said is incorrect? | |
| I guess is what I'm trying to get at. | |
| Okay, well, they had their chance. | |
| All right. | |
| What do you think that they could be saying that you're delusional about? | |
| You're all right. | |
| Well, it's not my position, so I don't know what they would. | |
| Or the lack of life experience. | |
| Oh, yeah, like I said. | |
| I mean, I'm actually, I mean, you got to give it more than 10 seconds. | |
| They had their time. | |
| They had 30 seconds. | |
| Okay, well. | |
| We're going to go. | |
| Oh, I have to wait until everybody's back at the table for this next segment, but we've done some AI stuff. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| Okay, so going around the table, what is, oh wait, hold on. | |
| Oh, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time, starting with you? | |
| I think the older you get, there's a lot of beauty in it. | |
| So I don't think I'll be better looking, but no, I don't think so. | |
| I think I look good now. | |
| Okay, so not better looking in 10 years? | |
| No. | |
| And then were you better looking at 18 versus now at 27? | |
| I think I'm better looking now. | |
| Better looking now. | |
| Okay, Charlotte, you're 20, better looking in 10 years' time? | |
| I think so, actually, yeah. | |
| Okay, 20 years' time at 40? | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| So peak in the 30s, maybe? | |
| I feel like late 20s, maybe like 25. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're 28, better looking in 10 years' time at 38? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 48? | |
| Yes. | |
| 58? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| 68? | |
| I'm not going to lie, you guys. | |
| I got good genetics. | |
| I'm going to say, yeah. | |
| My family's. | |
| They're healthy, beautiful skin, and yeah. | |
| 50 years, 78, better looking? | |
| I hope so. | |
| By the way, better looking? | |
| Better looking than now. | |
| Now, I wouldn't say better, but. | |
| Just as good looking? | |
| I would say I'm just going to be beautiful, regardless, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| And then were you better looking 10 years ago at 18 versus now at 28? | |
| Oh, I was a baby. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, actually, no, I think I'm good looking better looking now. | |
| Better looking now. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're 25, better looking in 10 years' time at 35? | |
| Definitely better looking because I'm going to get surgery. | |
| What surgeries are you going to get? | |
| I want to get like a mid-facelift and I want to get treatment for my acne as far as okay. | |
| Assuming you couldn't get the surgery though, do you think you'd be better looking in 10 years? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're 23 better looking in 10 years time at 33? | |
| Definitely not uglier. | |
| Better looking though. | |
| Better looking. | |
| Honestly, yeah, I would say. | |
| I do have a lot of potential. | |
| Okay, 43? | |
| No. | |
| Honestly. | |
| 21 better looking at 31? | |
| Yes. | |
| 41? | |
| Possibly. | |
| 51? | |
| No. | |
| You're 38, better looking at 48? | |
| No. | |
| 40. | |
| And then were you better looking at 28? | |
| Yes, I was more. | |
| I was fit. | |
| And then what about 18? | |
| Yeah, I was better looking. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you're 19, better looking at 29? | |
| Yes. | |
| 39? | |
| I feel like it would be the same as 29. | |
| And then from 39, I just. | |
| Down? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nick, we're going to pull up the. | |
| We've put all of you through AI to see how you're going to look in 10 years. | |
| That's actually crazy. | |
| I'm going to see. | |
| Bro. | |
| 10 years. | |
| Oh, Lordy. | |
| Wait. | |
| That doesn't seem accurate. | |
| In 10 years, she's not going to be that old as the middle picture. | |
| I mean, 10 years. | |
| Next. | |
| That is not accurate. | |
| That looks like a lot of money. | |
| This isn't even accurate. | |
| This is just trolling. | |
| Me at 30. | |
| I'm not going to take this seriously. | |
| I hope not. | |
| I would actually. | |
| Took some MILF. | |
| She's cute. | |
| Yeah, I don't think I'll look like that. | |
| All right, next. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| My grandpa. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That was insane. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| This is a good weight. | |
| This is an evil app. | |
| I'll pull it up one more time. | |
| This is the best. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Look at me. | |
| Okay, go back. | |
| Disgusting. | |
| Period. | |
| No, my nose looks so fucked up. | |
| Why don't you be like that? | |
| Your nose is going to be a little bit more. | |
| Look at it. | |
| So cute. | |
| Oh, goodness. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You look like a scary woman. | |
| That's like the wicked away travel. | |
| There's no way. | |
| Period. | |
| They did you dirty. | |
| They did you dirty. | |
| They did me 10 years, though. | |
| The middle picture is what's stumping me. | |
| Looks like they keep looking like they put like 300 years on it. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| You guys, oh my god, they fucked the eyes. | |
| Honestly, no, the middle picture is actually the eyes out. | |
| All right, next. | |
| Oh, ain't no way I look like that. | |
| It's actually not that bad, to be honest. | |
| It's not bad. | |
| It's not that bad. | |
| I think you have the best one out of all. | |
| You do. | |
| This is uh the skin is still. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I took some milk. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Uh, next, Felicity Yikes. | |
| That one's not so good. | |
| Oh, she looks good. | |
| Cute. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That looks like the grandma that's gonna bake you cookies. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's super nice and like you love your favorite grandma. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| She looks like the evil lunch lady too. | |
| Wait, did they do? | |
| Did they do you or no? | |
| Yeah, they were doing me. | |
| Oh, wait, Santa Claus. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm gonna give you my list what I want for Christmas. | |
| That's insane. | |
| Dude, no, your middle one is accurate. | |
| Man, they do me so dirty. | |
| It's crazy, man. | |
| Mine was the only one. | |
| It's probably absolutely insane. | |
| I'm gonna be at the mall kicking at this. | |
| I'm gonna be Santa Claus. | |
| Let me tell you. | |
| Shit. | |
| And then, oh, the next, we've also put you through AI a second time. | |
| We've changed all of you into men. | |
| Oh, why are not the biggest? | |
| Why? | |
| So the question becomes: would you date the male version of you? | |
| I do know. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I already know. | |
| We. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That is insane. | |
| It's kind of hot. | |
| It's good. | |
| Honestly, no, I would date that. | |
| I would date the old one, the oldest. | |
| I would date the one with the beard, bro. | |
| You would date him? | |
| The oldest, yeah. | |
| Yeah, the with the beard. | |
| He's cute. | |
| I mean, I guess it's the same age. | |
| Not with the face of the beard. | |
| His teeth are kind of fucked up, though. | |
| Yeah, it's AI. | |
| I mean, it's definitely the AI. | |
| You're going to get it. | |
| You're AI. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Whoa. | |
| What? | |
| Pushing Victoria. | |
| Push into the table. | |
| Okay, nice. | |
| He's cute. | |
| Would you date him? | |
| Can we name ourselves what our name would be? | |
| What do you think? | |
| I honestly wouldn't. | |
| Ryan? | |
| I think that's a Ryan Barrett. | |
| That's getting Ryan. | |
| That's a Ryan Buru. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| That's a fucking girl. | |
| He looks like he's a he does. | |
| Wait, why does the first one not even look like me, though? | |
| I know. | |
| Typical wine. | |
| That's true. | |
| It's not the most. | |
| He's an accounting. | |
| Yeah, he's like a finance bro. | |
| He's a finance bro. | |
| Beginnings on Wall Street. | |
| Jake from Staple Hall. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Jake doesn't like it. | |
| He looks very outdoorsy. | |
| He looks like a hiker type of guy. | |
| Like a kayaker. | |
| Maybe like rock climbing or something. | |
| Oh, I can definitely see a climber. | |
| He's like a soccer player. | |
| He does look like a climber. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He totally looks like a soccer player. | |
| It's the hair. | |
| Totally. | |
| Would you date him, Charlotte? | |
| No, I don't think so. | |
| Do you have a type, Charlotte? | |
| Do I have a type? | |
| I actually do. | |
| What's your type? | |
| What's your type? | |
| Brad Pitt is my type. | |
| Everybody loves Brad Pitt. | |
| Oh, I like Tom Cruise. | |
| Oh, but these are like in their prime. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Why doesn't Brad Pitt just slay? | |
| Like, he's got some girlfriends who's like in his never mind. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chill out, please. | |
| I'm like, what am I? | |
| What do I look like? | |
| It's not weird. | |
| You're weird. | |
| I hate these so much. | |
| Why did you do this? | |
| Like, watch mine have hoops. | |
| Oh. | |
| Wait, you're fucking Asian. | |
| I know. | |
| That's funny. | |
| I get that. | |
| Like, that's mad fucking. | |
| What the hell? | |
| No, you're like, that looks like a guy. | |
| You're Asian. | |
| Although, in the far, the one with the beard, you kind of become Mexican again. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Okay, that's a nerd, but you know he has a guy in the office. | |
| He's an office. | |
| Adrian! | |
| No, my dad. | |
| You have my dog. | |
| My dad is Adrian. | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| Literally, it is. | |
| He's cute. | |
| All right. | |
| Would you date him? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yes, of course. | |
| Yes, of course. | |
| Yes, keep that up. | |
| I love that. | |
| He's pretty studly, not a good, good strong jaw, whatever. | |
| My dad's a player. | |
| I like the bearded. | |
| Your dad's a player? | |
| Okay. | |
| Not really. | |
| I was just playing. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Why do they make Latina women Asian? | |
| What the heck? | |
| Whoa. | |
| Maybe he's not. | |
| He's Filipino. | |
| Yeah, that's Filipino. | |
| That's totally filipino. | |
| That's totally filming. | |
| Fuck no. | |
| Wow, that's really against Filipinos. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| It's not racist. | |
| It's like, bro, look at the hair. | |
| Straight ass hair. | |
| Look at the eyebrows. | |
| You didn't have to give him thin eyebrows. | |
| He's rough. | |
| He overplugged. | |
| He's the right guy. | |
| No, maybe, okay, maybe if you had a different haircut. | |
| All right, next. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, run it back. | |
| Run it back. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, his eyes doing a bit something. | |
| Okay, what's his name, guys? | |
| What's his name? | |
| What's his occupation? | |
| Do you date him? | |
| Would you date him? | |
| Go back? | |
| Possibly not. | |
| Probably not. | |
| He looks like a chill guy. | |
| He looks chill. | |
| He's a chill guy. | |
| He looks goofy. | |
| Yeah, he do. | |
| Would you date him? | |
| No. | |
| Why not? | |
| What's wrong with him? | |
| Wait, look, he looks like him at the computer. | |
| You know what? | |
| I mean, the male version of me. | |
| G-Eeezy or something from the middle a little bit? | |
| No? | |
| Look, just a bit. | |
| You wouldn't date him? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Honestly, he's cute. | |
| He's got the thousand cocks there. | |
| The facial hair is definitely a red one. | |
| Yeah, the facial hair. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's cute. | |
| Who would have thought? | |
| His facial hair makes her beams a little bit. | |
| Yeah, the one on the right. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| Okay, Victoria. | |
| You ready for this? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Are you ready, Victoria? | |
| This is bad. | |
| Okay, you know. | |
| I think, you know what? | |
| You might be very strapping. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Thumbs up, Victoria, or thumbs down. | |
| No, I'm good. | |
| I wouldn't date him. | |
| It's because his mouth is. | |
| His lips are also his teeth, which is kind of weird. | |
| No? | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Actually, no, he's killing him. | |
| You're high. | |
| No, I was thinking Felicity kind of looks. | |
| Like how Patrick said. | |
| Yo, chat, does Felicity look a bit like the Mona Lisa? | |
| What do you want? | |
| Like the face. | |
| You know what I mean, Jack? | |
| Regularly? | |
| I feel like she looks a bit Mona Lisa-esque. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| No? | |
| No? | |
| You have, like, the eyes a little bit. | |
| I can see it. | |
| Like, you don't know. | |
| Like, it always seems like she's looking at you. | |
| I mean, I could definitely see a little bit of Victorian area. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, of course. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah, she can get it. | |
| Yeah, you look good. | |
| She can get it. | |
| She's a good female. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I prefer the longer hair, but you know. | |
| Well, like the third one. | |
| She got that bob. | |
| She can, yeah. | |
| Bob. | |
| Great. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow, that was our AI segment. | |
| Good job. | |
| For you, any of the guys that you would date for any of these people? | |
| No. | |
| No, none of them were attractive. | |
| You know, we should maybe do the bumble segment. | |
| We haven't done that in a while. | |
| I'll know, Nick, if you can get that going. | |
| No rush on it. | |
| I'll cover some other stuff while we're waiting on that. | |
| Just let me know if you are able to. | |
| God damn, you guys got too many damn accessories on the table for my OCD. | |
| What the fuck is that? | |
| You told me to take my glasses off. | |
| Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, take those off. | |
| Leave them off. | |
| Leave them off. | |
| What the hell is that? | |
| Is that a phone? | |
| It's actually my phone case. | |
| I lost my phone. | |
| Oh, but you took my phone. | |
| Yeah, I remember. | |
| And what is that? | |
| What is in those tubes? | |
| What is that? | |
| Fucking phone. | |
| Percilius. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Let's clear that shit off the table. | |
| Felicity? | |
| Good idea. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's get back into some of the show notes here. | |
| Actually, we're going to do the questionnaire. | |
| Does anybody, some of you have seen the show before? | |
| Does anybody have any disagreements with the show or with me or anything? | |
| Nope. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Not too versed. | |
| I haven't really watched it. | |
| No haters. | |
| There's no history. | |
| I like your show actually a lot. | |
| I just don't like hating. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just don't like your opinion on beauty. | |
| Yeah, I don't like your opinion on beauty. | |
| I could say that too. | |
| Not your opinion. | |
| It's more so your philosophy of how you look at other people that consider themselves beautiful. | |
| It's like, why does it like, you know what I mean? | |
| I don't. | |
| I feel like nowadays it's more. | |
| That's all. | |
| I don't acquiesce to their delusions. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Not even that. | |
| Not even that. | |
| Even if you're not. | |
| I just don't think it's something you could be deliberate. | |
| Okay, obviously, yeah. | |
| If it's, if it really is, like, somebody who's saying that they're a 10. | |
| Man, you guys, if men, if there were men sitting here at this table and they were saying that they were tens, you would not have patience for it. | |
| Y'all, y'all, whether you say something, you know, publicly or in your head, you would be like, this dude is not a 10. | |
| If they were being cocky about it, for sure. | |
| But regardless of their cockiness, if the guy was just like, I'm a 10, you wouldn't genuinely think that. | |
| Like in my inner thought? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, so you just say anything that comes to your inner thoughts. | |
| You just say everything that comes to your inner thoughts. | |
| Wait, when did I know? | |
| That doesn't even make sense. | |
| I feel like that comes from perspective too, though. | |
| Like the person. | |
| Well, a lot of people. | |
| But like women, you disagree with my perspective. | |
| That's the only thing. | |
| I like the show. | |
| But like, what do you disagree? | |
| Like, what's the content that you disagree with? | |
| So basically, like, I agree with what you're saying. | |
| It's logic. | |
| You know, if a person isn't good looking, they're just not good looking. | |
| Respect. | |
| I respect that. | |
| But what I disagree with is the fact that, say, like, for instance, for example, right? | |
| If I'm like, if I'm rating myself a four or a five, right? | |
| And that's my inner thought is I know that I'm dang well not Megan Fox. | |
| But I do look in the mirror and I'm like, hey, today you look beautiful, Heaven. | |
| Like you look actually really good today and your skin looks better today or whatever the case may be. | |
| Like, and I'm like, you're beautiful. | |
| You're a 10. | |
| Like, why can't I tell myself positive, kind things like that? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Like, or why can't I tell my friend positive, kind things like that? | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| I mean, I think you can be a four or a five or a six and have good skin. | |
| I don't think like having a good skin day elevates you to a 10. | |
| I'm saying that it's just positive comments that I'm feeding myself so that I can just do better and be better. | |
| Do you get what I'm saying? | |
| Like, that's better, though. | |
| Like, how would you like to? | |
| How would it make me better? | |
| Yeah, like telling, how would lying to somebody make them better? | |
| No, I'm saying that if I'm working, say, okay, for instance, I have a new skin regimen and I've got a chemical pill and then next week, two weeks later, I'm like, wow, your skin is looking a lot better. | |
| Like, keep going, keep doing it. | |
| Like, what's wrong with motorcycles? | |
| I think you can compliment people. | |
| That's fine. | |
| You can compliment people. | |
| Okay. | |
| That was the only thing I was kind of disagreeing with: the negative, the negativity. | |
| Yeah, but now you're adding in this, well, this person's just self-improving. | |
| And what's wrong with like complimenting somebody on if they've made like a noticeable change in their appearance? | |
| I think that's different than just like, okay, well, here I am, Mr. average person, whatever. | |
| I think I'm as good looking as Brad Pitt. | |
| No, yeah, that's delusion. | |
| I understand that. | |
| I respect that. | |
| Why would it be delusional? | |
| But from your perspective, why would it be delusion? | |
| I'm not saying that. | |
| That's, well, from my perspective, that's delusion because it's just not, it's not accurate. | |
| It's not true. | |
| Like, if I said, okay, how about this? | |
| What if I said this, right? | |
| I think I'm a 10. | |
| And then you ask me, okay, Brian, well, tell me another guy who you think is a 10. | |
| And I tell you Brad Pitt when he was young. | |
| Now, in your head, you're looking at me, and then you're thinking in your mind's eye what Brad Pitt looks like, and you're like, this motherfucker is not as good looking as Brad Pitt. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's good. | |
| Yeah, that's comparison, I think. | |
| Yeah, I feel like you could look at so many different types of tens. | |
| And I'm also saying, yeah, there's a lot of different types of tens. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, right? | |
| I'm definitely not as good looking as Brad Pitt. | |
| I get your point. | |
| I agree. | |
| It's kind of just like specific. | |
| Yeah, like knowing where you're at. | |
| And I get what you're saying. | |
| It's a logic thing. | |
| Yeah, I agree too. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| I just, I don't know. | |
| I guess for me, it's hard to like look past exterior. | |
| It's easy for me to look past exterior. | |
| For me, it's really hard for me to just go based off looks for even men. | |
| That's true. | |
| You know, it's just hard for me. | |
| Bumble's ready, by the way. | |
| What's that? | |
| Bumble's ready. | |
| Bumble's ready. | |
| Okay, we'll do that. | |
| We'll do that in the moment. | |
| I want to get through a couple things first, though. | |
| Okay, I mean, yeah, and by the way, like if anybody has disagreements, I'm not like angry if somebody disagrees with me. | |
| I would just probably disagree with you. | |
| But let's see. | |
| Let's do, what would you want them? | |
| Actually, Felicity, why don't I have you run through bees here? | |
| What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband? | |
| $150 a year. | |
| Okay. | |
| Around $100K. | |
| Like minimum? | |
| Yeah, minimum. | |
| Minimum, like $150,000, $100. | |
| And you? | |
| I'd say like $50 to $100 between. | |
| So $50. | |
| I feel like $50 is like the good medium right there. | |
| Okay. | |
| 1 mil a year? | |
| Yeah, yearly. | |
| That's not like their net worth. | |
| That's like how much they make in a year. | |
| Yeah, I know they said, like. | |
| I understand. | |
| I understand. | |
| 1 million a year? | |
| I would like that. | |
| Nice, but that's like Four. | |
| The minimum? | |
| Like, you wouldn't settle for someone that makes like $800,000? | |
| I would. | |
| Yeah, I would. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so like, but what? | |
| The question is, like, the minimum. | |
| So what's the lowest you would go? | |
| Oh, the lowest? | |
| The lowest I would go would be probably about 300, 200 to 300. | |
| So 200? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you? | |
| 40 to 50,000. | |
| Okay. | |
| 100,000. | |
| Okay. | |
| It doesn't really matter to me what they make. | |
| I don't want to use them for their money. | |
| I just, I honestly don't care. | |
| So they can make like $10,000 a year? | |
| Sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date? | |
| I'm 5'10 and the minimum height would be probably 5'7. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I'm 5'8 and my minimum would probably be like 5'9. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm 5'3 and I would say my minimum would be 6' Minimum? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You want to go for someone that's like 5'10? | |
| No, I like one specific person, so they're six foot. | |
| Oh, you're thinking of someone specific. | |
| Yeah, I feel like I don't picture myself dating anybody else. | |
| If like I like somebody right now, so have you ever dated someone shorter than six feet? | |
| Um, yeah, I have actually. | |
| I have okay, okay. | |
| So you but you would so you would date someone shorter than six feet? | |
| Not anymore, no. | |
| I feel like I specify my mind changed. | |
| Like I'm on this person, so I you know, okay. | |
| Next, I'm 5'10, and the shortest I would go is 5'8. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Um, I'm 5'5. | |
| The shortest I would go is 5'9. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm 5'6, and the shortest I would go is like 5'10. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm 5'4. | |
| The shortest, probably like 5'6. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm 5'2. | |
| What matters for me is that the man can fight. | |
| So I don't really care how tall he is. | |
| That part. | |
| Would you rather cross paths with a random man or a random bear on a hike? | |
| A random man. | |
| A random man. | |
| A random man? | |
| It's like, is he dangerous or the bear is dangerous? | |
| I mean, yeah, I would assume that, but is the man dangerous too? | |
| He's random. | |
| So like you. | |
| Just if I walked across him? | |
| Yeah, I guess random person over an animal. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Next. | |
| Random man. | |
| Random man. | |
| Okay. | |
| I said a bear. | |
| Girl. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Girl, run. | |
| Random man. | |
| Next. | |
| Man. | |
| Why did you pick bear? | |
| I don't trust. | |
| Isn't it like? | |
| You never know what's going on in a man's mind. | |
| I mean, logically, yeah, the bear. | |
| But at the time, I just said. | |
| Have you, are you like, like, what amount of men do you think would hurt you? | |
| Is that what you're basing it on? | |
| That you think, like, the man would be more of a threat than the bear? | |
| Um, thinking about the question, probably not. | |
| If I can outrun him. | |
| What'd you say if not running? | |
| If I can outrun him. | |
| I don't think you can outrun either of them. | |
| I think you have a better chance of outrunning a man than you have a bear. | |
| So then why would you have a man? | |
| I have a better chance kicking a man in the balls besides a bear. | |
| Because I think it was just like it was the first answer that came to my head. | |
| It was the bear. | |
| So I was like, I'd rather come across a bear than a man. | |
| So you still pick the bear or? | |
| Um. | |
| No, I guess I choose the man. | |
| You didn't sound very confident. | |
| I choose the man. | |
| Are you sure? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because you can get a bear in here if you want. | |
| Would you like that? | |
| Um, I mean, I wouldn't care for it. | |
| I think I'd probably be pretty scared. | |
| You wouldn't care for it. | |
| Would you just be like, oh, it's a bear? | |
| Like, nonchalant, you don't care? | |
| What is it? | |
| They say, don't poke the bear. | |
| Well, if there's a bear here, it's obviously going to hurt you. | |
| Like, does it change if it's in an elevator? | |
| Um, no, it wouldn't change if it's an elevator. | |
| If you're there, you're there. | |
| The bear's gonna try to get you, I guess. | |
| So you would still pick the bear in an elevator? | |
| Um, over a man? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess it depends on the situ on it depends on the situation. | |
| What situation would it depend on? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You can't trust men. | |
| What if it's a small puzzle? | |
| You can't trust a bear at all. | |
| I know, you can't trust a bear either. | |
| Your chances of children is probably gonna be a man over a bear. | |
| That point is like because how often is a man gonna maul you to shrink? | |
| Extreme cases, okay? | |
| I'm thinking in extreme cases, like but it'd rather go down by like an animal who it's natural instinct or like a man who has these like ill intentions who's just what's gonna hurt worse do you often think do that do you think men often have ill intentions? | |
| Um, I guess not often. | |
| So then why would it still be a bear? | |
| Because that was just my answer at first. | |
| But even now, when I asked you about the elevator, can I get some ibuprofen or Tylenol if you have them? | |
| Thank you, I think it's hard when you've had bad experiences with men, so I can understand why some girl I mean obviously some girls take it way too far and they're like, oh my gosh, like the bear. | |
| I'd have dinner with them and everything is real. | |
| She's saying she would be in an elevator with the bear. | |
| What do you even do when you encounter a bear like real life? | |
| When did you get time? | |
| You're in betrayal, one at a time. | |
| Kobe, it's Tylenol, yeah. | |
| so you think a bear is or a man is more of a threat than a bear in an elevator you know I've never been in a situation with a bear um but yeah I guess like common sense yeah the bear would be more threatening yes it would be more of a threat so why do you still pick the bear then | |
| just because like I know male intentions so like a random man like walking down the street like did did you when you were walking here from your car did you pass a random man no really because I saw a lot of random men do you think any of them would want to attack you or not do anything randomly no but like if you're alone I I don't know honestly the heat | |
| all right um did everybody answer the bear question What the fuck? | |
| What was the question of the bear one? | |
| The bear giving me lollipops. | |
| I'm trying to get rid of them, there's too many. | |
| Okay, did everybody answer the bear? | |
| Everyone said man beside Sky. | |
| She said bear, even in an elevator, even in an elevator. | |
| You said, what did you say about men, sky? | |
| Oh, my goodness, what? | |
| You guys? | |
| I get the point no, but what did you say? | |
| I'm I overheard something. | |
| You can't trust men, or something like that. | |
| You just like, you don't, you don't know their intention, you don't know their intentions. | |
| Okay um, so you do know the intentions of a bear. | |
| You'd you'd, rather. | |
| We're not talking about Yogi, we're not talking about yogi. | |
| We're talking about black bear, brown bear, grizzly bear, polar bear. | |
| Oh, a polar bear. | |
| Oh, my god, you are done with it. | |
| I'll just faint. | |
| Well, I mean, i'll pose the question, like, how would you rather go down? | |
| Like a man or a bear? | |
| Well, a man 100, but in both situations the bear could leave you alone. | |
| The man could you leave alone as well, could leave you alone yes, or they could both harm you. | |
| Yeah, but yeah like, I guess. | |
| But okay, it's plausible that yeah, a hu intelligent human could like, torture you for like a year and keep you alive and then kill you. | |
| So yeah, that would probably be like a worse fate, worst case scenario right, but i'm a bear like he would just kill you basically. | |
| Yeah, but I think like the per capita likelihood of like a bad outcome for like any given man versus any given bear, the risk is way higher for the bear. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's great. | |
| You should do ASMR videos, but not talk about bears. | |
| Really? | |
| Your voice is really nice. | |
| I know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyways, okay. | |
| In terms of, so okay, really quick, I wanted to revisit the minimum yearly incomes. | |
| $150,000, $100,000 for Charlotte. | |
| Did you answer this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I said like $50,000. | |
| You didn't write anything down here, Destiny. | |
| Oh, yeah, I didn't get to change it. | |
| Sorry, I didn't get a chance to finish writing it. | |
| I put 50. | |
| Oh, in my mind. | |
| Right now, I just said 50. | |
| You didn't get offended. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| You had time? | |
| No, I didn't see it. | |
| I did not. | |
| Oh, did they not? | |
| I was the last one and I was trying to finish it. | |
| I mean, didn't. | |
| Okay, whatever. | |
| How much? | |
| $150,000? | |
| Yeah, no, no, no, $50,000. | |
| Oh, $50,000. | |
| Okay, that's pretty reasonable. | |
| Five, wait, what did you say? | |
| $100,000 to $200,000? | |
| Well, here in the questionnaire, you wrote $5 million. | |
| I misunderstood the question. | |
| I said, I want him to win. | |
| That's what it says. | |
| I want my partner to win. | |
| That's what I said. | |
| I misunderstood the. | |
| Well, what's the third misunderstanding about the question? | |
| 5 mil. | |
| I thought you were saying how much would you want your partner to earn, like, just in general? | |
| I didn't think that you were saying the least amount. | |
| Like, I didn't, I wasn't. | |
| Oh, the minimum, but the minimum for you is one to two mil. | |
| No, one to two, a hundred thousand. | |
| What? | |
| Wait. | |
| Okay, a hundred thousand. | |
| Okay. | |
| She wrote five mil, by the way, here. | |
| Never mind. | |
| How much does your current boyfriend make? | |
| He makes over a hundred thousand. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| 40 to 50,000. | |
| Okay, pretty reasonable. | |
| I said 100,000. | |
| Here, you wrote 50. | |
| But then I was thinking about it, and I was like, no, 100 cents recently. | |
| Sounds nice. | |
| Okay, Michelle does not matter. | |
| I don't care. | |
| You'll date a guy who works at McDonald's? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Why not? | |
| Okay, shit. | |
| All right. | |
| Her DMs are open, I guess. | |
| You've been single for five years, right? | |
| But come on, there's been guys in the picture in the past five years. | |
| Just random stuff. | |
| Random stuff? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, like dates, like random dates, but I'm not. | |
| How long have you been celibate? | |
| About to say it. | |
| You have to say it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, a couple months? | |
| Okay, I'm. | |
| Yesterday? | |
| No, not yesterday. | |
| I just, I don't really date that much, but women have needs. | |
| Oh. | |
| So if I want to get laid, yes, I'll go get laid. | |
| But I don't want to be in a relationship right now. | |
| Or I haven't been wanting to be in a relationship. | |
| And I'm not planning on being an organizer. | |
| You're going to be a nun? | |
| No. | |
| I just feel like if I'm not happy with my life right now and not happy with myself, I just don't think it would be fair for the guy. | |
| What's going on? | |
| You know, just I need to get my life in order. | |
| That's right. | |
| What's going on? | |
| What's going on? | |
| I'm just going through a lot. | |
| I agree. | |
| You can't make a guy happy if I'm not happy with myself. | |
| Really, though. | |
| No, for real. | |
| No, I agree with that. | |
| What you just said right now. | |
| Yeah, you cannot be happy with someone unless you're not happy with it. | |
| You have it with yourself. | |
| How can you build up someone else if you're not built up? | |
| Or how can you fill up someone else's cutting? | |
| How can you support your man, take care of him if you're not even stable for yourself? | |
| A depressed woman can still do my laundry. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| A depressed woman can still clean the house. | |
| Yeah. | |
| True. | |
| In fact, maybe you'll take them out of their defense. | |
| Isn't that what depression is literally not doing the cleaning? | |
| I'm such a nice guy. | |
| I'm getting women out of their depression by letting them do chores for you. | |
| Clean your house. | |
| Yeah, maybe making a sandwich would make you happier. | |
| That's so happy to see your skid marks and then put the skin. | |
| There's no wash snacks back there. | |
| Do you feel happy with your kid? | |
| Oh, I love my kid. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This will make you happy. | |
| My cats make me happy. | |
| Like, my friends. | |
| I do have a question. | |
| Are you an empty nester? | |
| Like, you said your son's 19? | |
| Oh, no, he lives. | |
| No, he lives with me. | |
| Oh, he lives with you. | |
| Yeah, he's old. | |
| He's 19. | |
| Oh, he looks young. | |
| Does he get like a bunch of people? | |
| He's a very introvert. | |
| He's an introvert, and he was in a long-term relationship. | |
| And it ended a year ago. | |
| And I think now he's slaying, though. | |
| No, I mean, if he does, good for him. | |
| Wait, where are you from again? | |
| You're from Orange County. | |
| Oh, he's running through those OC chicks. | |
| Well, he hangs out in the future. | |
| Does he got the green eyes? | |
| He has green. | |
| Oh, he's running. | |
| Hazel. | |
| He's killing it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is he watching? | |
| What's his name? | |
| Nathan. | |
| Yo, Nathan. | |
| Hey, strap up, though, with those OC chicks. | |
| Just watch out, man. | |
| You don't know. | |
| Sorry to offend anybody if you're from Orange County. | |
| Victoria, are you from Orange County? | |
| No. | |
| Get this girl fucking Snickers. | |
| Get her a Snickers bar. | |
| You're not yourself when you're hungry, Victoria. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Can I ask a question real quick? | |
| I will allow it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Just really fast. | |
| I just wanted to ask you really fast. | |
| So, like, I have nothing against it because I think it's amazing that you date not based on the bracket of money they're making. | |
| But my question is: this: then how do you pick a man that has discipline, like discipline, consistency, and integrity? | |
| Because I feel like I don't want to use my boyfriend by no means at all. | |
| I don't use him. | |
| He knows that. | |
| But at the end of the day, I do notice a certain routine in his everyday. | |
| Like, he's a very disciplined man. | |
| And I like that he's attractive. | |
| Yeah, that's the only thing I do. | |
| What's his culture? | |
| His culture? | |
| He's Trinidadian. | |
| Ooh. | |
| He's from New Orleans. | |
| A lot of cultural men are like better. | |
| It was exactly just how much they make. | |
| Yeah, but like disciplined. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So basically, my question was just more so, how do you tell if they have integrity or discipline or a routine? | |
| You know, as a man, I feel like, and as a woman too, you know, I just feel like it shows a laziness if you're not making a certain amount, you know, a certain amount. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just not dating at the moment, so I'm not really even looking for anything. | |
| And so like to get that deep with a guy, I just, I'm not really interested. | |
| I respect that. | |
| I feel like a lot of men confuse like gold diggers for like women that are going after their money. | |
| Yeah, I just want to make sure that people just want a man that's going to take care of them and maybe you have a kid and you're dating to marry. | |
| It's just an attractive character. | |
| You just want someone that can take care of you. | |
| That can lead a family. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Provide and protect. | |
| That's all. | |
| I want to feel safe. | |
| Yo. | |
| Teach me something. | |
| Let's both be making money. | |
| I don't want to be the one beating up the robber and my man be running away like that's crazy. | |
| You don't want to be a bride winner either. | |
| No. | |
| I mean, honestly, I'm going to be real. | |
| If I was making more money than my bookie, I would trick on them. | |
| Yeah, I would care about them. | |
| I would care about my bookie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I just know, like, I like a hustling mentality. | |
| That's it. | |
| Exactly. | |
| The mentality is everything. | |
| George, I apologize. | |
| For some reason, my alerts on here weren't showing. | |
| So you have some way overdue chats. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I think it's because my phone wasn't updating or whatever. | |
| But sorry. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| My bad, man. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| It's easy to break a fowl's neck like a partridge, chicken, or turkey. | |
| But a human's neck is way stronger and contrary to movies, it actually requires a lot of strength, pressure, etc. to break. | |
| Right, yeah. | |
| That's really, yeah. | |
| Pasty is your sugar daddy. | |
| No, he pays you to scare you or what? | |
| Why does he always put four cents? | |
| Like, what? | |
| I don't know why he pays for like 20 years. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Chair 8 is kind of right. | |
| I used to hang out with other rich guys who were older than me and they always had young women around them. | |
| Except they were 304s. | |
| I saw that. | |
| 304s is insane. | |
| 304s. | |
| Crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you want to respond to Pasty George? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Three, three and fours. | |
| Hosts. | |
| As you get richer, your roster becomes, you're able to access things that you weren't before. | |
| So thank you, Pasty George. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pastey George donated $200.04. | |
| Hey, Brian, here's an idea for a reoccurring segment for your show in 2027. | |
| Hire a polygraph tester and ask the female panelists certain questions while live. | |
| I will even pay for the tester as well. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| I've thought about that before. | |
| I've had that thought where we have a polygraph person doing the polygraph tests. | |
| The only issue is I don't know if there's anybody local, so they might have to. | |
| And it seemed like it was kind of expensive. | |
| There's this one guy who's. | |
| You've seen him on YouTube. | |
| He like does it for some reason. | |
| He's like the go-to YouTube polygraph. | |
| He's fake. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He just like lies. | |
| The polygraph guy? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know that like older white guy or that? | |
| What do you want me to say? | |
| Oh, you're saying it's staged? | |
| Yes, it's staged. | |
| No way. | |
| Come on. | |
| Yes. | |
| Allegedly. | |
| How do you know that? | |
| Because I know someone. | |
| You know, you got connections? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, isn't he a legit guy? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Everybody knows who we're talking about, though. | |
| Pasty George, thank you for the 20 gifted memberships. | |
| Guys, W's in the chat for Pacey. | |
| This guy's a fucking legend. | |
| It may very well be his last show ever. | |
| So you guys got to say something nice to him. | |
| And then sorry again for the delay. | |
| Pasty, if you want to do, honestly, Pacy, if you want to do like send in like three for 10 bucks, I'll just treat it as a read because of the delays for these ones. | |
| So you just do like 10 and up, and I'll just treat it as a read for three of them. | |
| Ask Charlotte more questions. | |
| These girls are frying my fucking brain. | |
| RoomIQ 14, how do you manage to find a girl who ate the cookie monster and thinks she's a 10? | |
| And a girl whose sister died from heartbreak. | |
| Okay, thank you, Barry. | |
| Why did YouTube? | |
| By the way, do you guys notice how it puts the number string at the end? | |
| So YouTube is now using your like your, I think your vanity URL or channel, not your. | |
| I don't know why they changed that. | |
| That's weird, though. | |
| It's kind of annoying. | |
| Symbolic noise. | |
| Maybe, oh, maybe to avoid impersonation. | |
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| I do appreciate it. | |
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| Really quick. | |
| Height, I just wanted to touch on that. | |
| It was, so Destiny, you're 5'3? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Into the mic if I can. | |
| Yes. | |
| And you want a guy who's bare minimum is it six feet? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Man, it's tough. | |
| Not a lot of it. | |
| It's like 15% of men are. | |
| Let me tell you, there's just one person that I have my eye on, and that's why I said it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I like that. | |
| And just off the table. | |
| I like to do that. | |
| Can you take that off the table over there? | |
| And yeah, they fit into that. | |
| Have you had sex with him? | |
| Yes. | |
| So are you dating him? | |
| No. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| But it's like we've had opportunities too, but I'm just still, I don't know. | |
| I feel like I've been single for so long, it's hard to want to get into a relationship specifically with this person. | |
| I feel so connected with this person, but it's just, you know, I don't know. | |
| I feel like I'm running away from something like maybe commitment issues or something. | |
| But I was raised by married women, so I really believe in love and I really believe in. | |
| Married women? | |
| Like lesbians? | |
| No, like every woman I was raised by was married. | |
| Oh, I thought you were saying you had like two moms. | |
| No, I was raised women who were married. | |
| I see. | |
| Message from the government of Canada. | |
| It's about to go good, Pacy. | |
| $200.4. | |
| I can't keep my eyes open anymore. | |
| I want to thank the panelists for attending the show and to Brian, our host. | |
| Thank you all. | |
| Good night. | |
| And see you in 2027. | |
| Damn, Pasty. | |
| Good night, Pacy. | |
| Good night. | |
| Hopefully, I think that might have been the last time. | |
| Why did you say that? | |
| Why do you say that? | |
| Well, he's working on a he's actually writing a romance novel. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Like, that's his new career path, and he needs time away from the internet. | |
| He actually is going to go into the wilderness of Canada. | |
| Yeah, northern territory. | |
| That's really good. | |
| He has a cabin. | |
| He has a cabin in northern Canada. | |
| And he's just going to be off-grid, fucking hunting moose and like doing all this shit. | |
| So, yo, to those about to rock and write romance novels, we salute you. | |
| Thank you, Pasty George. | |
| Feel free to stop by, though, anytime. | |
| All right. | |
| We need to finish up the notes here. | |
| I need to. | |
| Well, we'll save you for last, I guess. | |
| Okay, we have Sky Celine currently dating. | |
| We went over that. | |
| You've had three significant dating moments. | |
| For first relationship, when you were younger, high school. | |
| You said mostly toxic and problematic experiences. | |
| Why is that? | |
| I was young and mostly toxic. | |
| Yeah, I was just young. | |
| And the people that I was with, they were, I didn't know any better. | |
| So. | |
| So you were toxic? | |
| I wasn't. | |
| No. | |
| I don't think I was toxic. | |
| I didn't become toxic until the other person became toxic. | |
| Like they were cheating. | |
| You cheated? | |
| No, I didn't cheat it. | |
| No, I didn't cheat. | |
| The guy cheated. | |
| So this is age like 16 to 18. | |
| So that's like your first career? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So he cheated. | |
| Yeah, like I could just blame it on the fact that we were young. | |
| Okay. | |
| And we didn't have the greatest upbringings. | |
| Question: Would you date a guy who told you to take out your nose piercing? | |
| Like he said, I don't like it. | |
| Take it out. | |
| It's a good question. | |
| I feel like it depends. | |
| If this is a guy that I'm serious with. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's your boyfriend. | |
| Yeah, I would. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| You also wrote that dating with a worldly mindset compared to dating as a woman of Christ, the importance of self. | |
| Why are men so nonchalant in the dating world nowadays? | |
| Where are the this is an interesting one? | |
| Where are the Andrew Tates? | |
| The George Jenkos, Charlie Kirks, and George Jenkos. | |
| These are all very different people. | |
| Yeah, but they're all hardworking. | |
| Yeah, but Andrew Tate is not really a good person. | |
| I don't know if Andrew Tate is like a pillar of like Christian values, but he's a Muslim. | |
| His work ethic. | |
| He teaches men to be masculine. | |
| We're losing masculine. | |
| That's not like Christian. | |
| Sure. | |
| Andrew Tate does have positive characters, but like if you're a Christian, I don't know if Andrew Tate is necessarily the perfect embodiment of Certain Christian ethical and moral virtue. | |
| You got to take the good and I don't have, by the way, I don't have a, I don't really like have any beef or an issue with Andrew Tate, but it's like, I don't know if he's like, he's a masculine guy. | |
| He's very successful. | |
| He's physically fit. | |
| Positive characteristics. | |
| But I don't know if you can put Andrew Tate in the same sentence as like Charlie Kirk. | |
| And George Chango? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know about George Chenko. | |
| Okay. | |
| He's kind of confident. | |
| Fuck. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| All traditional values. | |
| He ducked a debate invitation, though. | |
| But, okay, where are the Andrew Tates? | |
| So would you date? | |
| Andrew Tate is not waiting for marriage. | |
| No, I probably wouldn't date. | |
| In fact, you'd have to. | |
| That was a little bold. | |
| You wouldn't date him, but you like it. | |
| I like his qualities. | |
| His qualities. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I should have put the qualities of those men. | |
| Maybe I should have worn out. | |
| Okay, what are the qualities that you like about Andrew Tate? | |
| He's hardworking. | |
| He's disciplined. | |
| Physical fitness is very important to him. | |
| Like, he's a no excuses type of man. | |
| He's honest. | |
| I mean, from what he puts out, it looks like he is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Again, I don't have an issue with Andrew Tate, but it's a bit, I don't know if startling is the right word. | |
| A bit, I don't know if in the same sentence as Charlie Kirk. | |
| I don't know if that's true. | |
| He's also like, he's so driven. | |
| Like, nothing will get in his way. | |
| I mean, it appears that way. | |
| Then I think again. | |
| Yeah, no, he's a motivated guy. | |
| He's a very motivated guy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think it's past the point of motivation, though. | |
| Like, he's so disciplined. | |
| Sure. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have Serene. | |
| Serene. | |
| Heavenly. | |
| My name is Heaven. | |
| My real name. | |
| Okay, Heaven. | |
| And that's my middle name, though, so it's fine. | |
| Here, I'll change it in my notes. | |
| My bad. | |
| Just trying to be real. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You mentioned having gotten some surgeries. | |
| What surgeries do you have or have gotten? | |
| I never mentioned that, but yeah. | |
| I have gotten a BBL. | |
| Yes. | |
| BBL dressing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I have also done a septoplasty. | |
| So like to breathe better. | |
| I need that. | |
| Because I had trauma from abuse when I was a kid. | |
| That was really awesome. | |
| I was able to get that in Turkey. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anything else? | |
| No. | |
| Other than that, my procedures. | |
| I did lip flip. | |
| I did a lip flip. | |
| My dad has really big lips. | |
| They always accuse me. | |
| They're like, oh, you got lip whatever. | |
| Mom half Mexican. | |
| My dad has huge lips. | |
| Like the picture. | |
| You said the 50-50 thing is very bothersome. | |
| You think people take it to the extreme? | |
| What do you mean by that? | |
| So I just think that there's nothing wrong with providing for your woman, even if you want to 100%. | |
| There's nothing wrong with that. | |
| And I think that 50-50 is okay too. | |
| But I think, again, like going back to what I said earlier, I think it's important to show as a man that you're consistent, that you have integrity, that you have, you know, what it takes to initially lead me and help me or show me what you could do, provide for our family one day. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with a man being a provider, but do you think it's the case that some women may or may not be deserving of that? | |
| I do. | |
| I think that you should just not waste your time then. | |
| Don't date those women. | |
| Well, no, but what I'm saying here is a little different than that. | |
| I'm saying, because you mentioned integrity, right? | |
| Do you think that there's some women who are lacking in integrity, thus, men, perhaps they should not have expectations that men hold up their end of the deal as it relates to traditional gender roles? | |
| I think that just because another person is doing something doesn't mean that you lack what you believe in as a man. | |
| Wait, what do you mean? | |
| So, for instance, if you take a woman and you think, like, oh, she doesn't deserve or she lacks integrity, she does only, let's say, she does OnlyFans. | |
| Like, why should I provide for her? | |
| Well, then just leave her alone. | |
| Don't go for her then. | |
| But I feel like in general, you can make a woman feel safe enough to maybe stop doing OnlyFans, you know, and to stop. | |
| Because at the end of the day, you do do some sex work still. | |
| You used to do OnlyFans, but I see you have a fansly. | |
| Yeah, you have a sex panther. | |
| Yeah, it's to where like you or call me unless you pay. | |
| But when they do text you, can they like sex with you? | |
| Yes, but I haven't got any of those type of requests. | |
| But you do have an account. | |
| I just started it. | |
| And then the fansly, do you post nude content on that? | |
| I don't. | |
| I used to. | |
| But you post thirst traps. | |
| I used to. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you used to do OnlyFans. | |
| Yes. | |
| You used to do OnlyFans. | |
| Yes. | |
| But I guess my perspective here is that I agree with you. | |
| Like if you're a guy and OnlyFans is a problem for you, then yeah, I would delete it. | |
| Don't date the girl who has OnlyFans. | |
| Like obviously date a woman who doesn't have OnlyFans. | |
| But I'm getting, what I'm getting to is as a woman who does have OnlyFans and who's not traditional. | |
| Like me. | |
| Are you admitting it? | |
| No, I just want to keep the suspense going just in case I come on a second show in the future. | |
| I strive to do that. | |
| Oh, she wants to do round two. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| I strive to be traditional, so I want that to be very clear. | |
| Well, we can do round two. | |
| I just want to keep the suspense up. | |
| So I think if the woman has OnlyFans, regardless of what, like, men will simp no matter what. | |
| Like, a woman could be a total degenerate. | |
| She could be a fucking literal prostitute. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like, fucking men for money. | |
| Okay. | |
| And have racked up, you know, done that with hundreds or even thousands of men. | |
| And some sucker, some simp is still going to be all chivalrous and pay for dates and blah, blah, blah, and be a provider. | |
| But can I add in that? | |
| Not every, and again, like, I don't know everyone's situations, but not every escort has that doesn't, just because you're considered an escort doesn't mean you're fucking every man that you meet. | |
| Like, I just want that to be very clear. | |
| I'm not saying it's right to escort. | |
| I'm not saying it's right to prostitute. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I'm not going to, there's nothing to debate there. | |
| But my point would be, I think a component of having an expectation on men to adhere to the masculine, traditional gender roles, be a provider, be a protector, pay for dates, sidewalk rule, open car doors, these chivalrous acts. | |
| Okay. | |
| If you're not holding up your end of the deal as a woman, while you might still get it because there are simps and suckers, I don't think you deserve it. | |
| I agree. | |
| But if you also try to change, yeah, but you shouldn't expect it. | |
| I don't think these sex workers or women who are D-gens should expect chivalry if you're not holding up your end of the deal. | |
| I agree. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Then we don't have a disagreement with them. | |
| I very much agree. | |
| And like I said, I'm still personally making changes that I don't even agree with even now. | |
| Does your boyfriend, you've been seeing him for how long? | |
| Seven years? | |
| Or wait? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Wait. | |
| I've been with him for six months. | |
| Does he pay for dates? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you guys live together? | |
| Not currently. | |
| Okay, he pays for all dates, though. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, look, men, um, he knows I'm not sleeping around. | |
| He knows that whatever is posted on my stuff is just me modeling, and it's just me. | |
| So, I don't, he doesn't see the wrong in that me being, but he still has a problem with it. | |
| And we do have discussions about it, and I'm working on it, but I'm also in a transition part in my life right now. | |
| I just graduated college in June. | |
| I'm, I come, I'm coming from foster care. | |
| I'm still trying to deal with, like, you know, some traumas that I have. | |
| I'm not saying what I do is right. | |
| I'm not saying that talking to men for money is right. | |
| I'm trying to change that about myself. | |
| Um, people that do it, I have no problem with, but I'm trying to readjust myself right now. | |
| Since I did, I was living two lives. | |
| I was in college, you know what I mean? | |
| And then I was also doing a form of sex work. | |
| Now, I start my LSAT classes, and I'm trying to like come off of that. | |
| I also worked for the district attorney's office before, too. | |
| So, you know, trying to come right, yeah. | |
| I acknowledge that people are to varying degrees involved in sex work. | |
| But again, I think if you want a man to be chivalrous, traditional, I think you have to be a lady. | |
| And I think that there's a lot of, and I think it goes the reverse. | |
| If, as a man, if you, if you want a woman to kind of adhere to certain more traditional gender rules, then you got to be a gentleman. | |
| You have to be, you have to be doing all those things that are, you know, more traditionally associated with traditional gender roles. | |
| I guess my issue is just the expectation seems to persist. | |
| Even women who are like super lib or sex workers or whatever, there's still this expectation on men to be traditional. | |
| So you have modern women who want men to be traditional. | |
| Do you think that's a cry out for help maybe? | |
| Crap. | |
| I don't care what it is. | |
| I just, I'm just looking at it like, and I don't know why it would be a cry for help. | |
| I'm just saying to be it seems like a raw deal for men. | |
| Sorry, what? | |
| Maybe some women yearn to be traditional, but it's hard for them. | |
| Like, there's people won't look past their past or they won't even give them an opportunity or a chance. | |
| They just kind of see you and they're like, nope, write you off. | |
| They don't even give you a chance. | |
| Yeah, I'm okay with that. | |
| You're okay with that? | |
| Yeah, if a woman used to be a sex worker and a guy doesn't want to date her, even if she's been out of the game for years. | |
| I'm not saying it like that. | |
| I'm saying write you off as a human, as a person. | |
| Well, now we're talking about different people. | |
| Like you were sex trafficked when you were a kid, right? | |
| And saying you just changed your life. | |
| You went to college. | |
| You went, you know what I'm saying? | |
| You did what you had to do. | |
| Just to be clear, the fansly and the sex panther thing you're doing, you're currently being sex trafficked. | |
| No, I'm not. | |
| I'm okay. | |
| So you're an active sex worker. | |
| Yeah, because you know, there's a statistic that 70% of young girls know that. | |
| There's sex trafficking. | |
| That's bullshit. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Wait, hold up. | |
| Be open-minded right now. | |
| Like, don't just cut it off like that. | |
| I'm saying what I'm saying is if you were sex trafficked as a young girl and you went your whole life without having parents or having anything like that, there's a statistic. | |
| Wait, hear me out. | |
| Please, please. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| There's a statistic that many and majority of those girls, especially coming from foster care, they go back into sex work because that's all like that's programmed in your mind that you think it's okay. | |
| And I'm not saying that what I do right now is okay. | |
| I'm trying, like I said, I'm drifting off of that. | |
| So I think, I mean, look, I think at a point, I feel like it's right. | |
| It's right. | |
| It's effective. | |
| People, men survive without doing sex work. | |
| So, anyways, I mean, in response to that, I guess, this idea that hold on. | |
| First, I just want a definition of what sex trafficking actually is. | |
| Of course, yeah. | |
| Because, like, women who are willingly engaged in prostitution but happen to have a pimp, they're going to categorize that as sex trafficking, but like they're willingly being a prostitute. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, I'm, and then, like, who was the person who said, well, I had an OnlyFans manager, so I was technically being sex trafficked. | |
| I'm saying if you're 13 years old and you're living in a shelter and there's literally a grown man that comes, yes, that's clearly criminal, but most women, you know, that doesn't mean you're terrible. | |
| But I mean, I'm sorry, but as a guy, yes, men can be discerning, though. | |
| So a guy who's encountering a woman who has a history of childhood sexual abuse and who was a sex worker in her childhood, that's a terrible fucking thing. | |
| But you can still be discerning as a guy and not completely be like, you know what? | |
| And there's so much trauma there. | |
| Look, I'm going to get canceled for this, but I don't give a fuck. | |
| People's past traumas are going to manifest and fuck your relationship up massively. | |
| You got to curve these people who got fucking issues like that. | |
| Unless that shit's really solved, even then, there's associations there where I think it's totally fine, whether you're a man or a woman, if somebody's done, dealt with some bullshit in their past, you can be a discerning individual, whether you're a man or a woman and say, I'm not going to deal with this person. | |
| I don't want to deal. | |
| Like, I think it's perfectly acceptable as a criteria for who you're going to date. | |
| I don't want to deal with somebody who's all fucked up. | |
| For sure. | |
| But then also, I'm sorry. | |
| That makes me a bad person. | |
| And you can also see the beauty in it because sometimes struggles, God uses you as, yeah, you're, like, for me, I look at it like God used me as a sacrifice so that I could speak out to girls, which I have. | |
| And like I said, I'm not perfect, but at the end of the day, like, God does use our stories as impeccable. | |
| They use them in impeccable ways, like, so that they help others. | |
| So maybe one day I can talk to a girl and be like, dang, I went through what you went through, but I'm a lawyer now. | |
| You can get through it. | |
| But I think you can give people grace. | |
| You can give people grace and also not want to date them. | |
| Of course. | |
| Like, you can be like, okay, you had like a fucked up childhood. | |
| I'm really sorry. | |
| That's awful. | |
| What happened to you? | |
| It's a beautiful thing, actually. | |
| No, I don't think it's a beautiful thing. | |
| It is because it made me a very, very, very smart and strong woman, like at this age. | |
| I'm about to be a lawyer. | |
| And yeah, I do a little sex work on the side. | |
| Yes, I hustled and did that. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, but I don't think. | |
| But I've also made it through that. | |
| I don't think trauma, like if it, if you could go back in time and that thing didn't happen, I can't imagine a world where it's ever better to have experienced trauma than to have not experienced trauma. | |
| Of course. | |
| I agree. | |
| Now, as we move through life, almost everyone's going to experience varying degrees of experiences, some of which may be traumatic. | |
| And that's just part of life, right? | |
| However, I think it's kind of crazy to say, like, you know what? | |
| I mean, I think also men and women are a bit different on this front. | |
| But that's a bit of a controversial take. | |
| I think in some ways, because I think, and you might disagree with this categorization, but I think going through difficult things, especially trauma, tends to masculinize somebody. | |
| It's true. | |
| very true it can I don't know No, it can. | |
| It can make you stronger in some ways, but it can make you rough. | |
| It can make you tough. | |
| But these are not typically traits that are desirable in a woman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so women who are like heavily traumatized. | |
| Well, you know, this can also go different ways too, because women, sometimes women who are like heavily traumatized, like go hyper-feminine too. | |
| So it's, it's kind of weird. | |
| It's not just trauma, though. | |
| It's like relatable now. | |
| Like I can relate to so many people because I've been through a lot. | |
| You know, it's, it's a gift, honestly. | |
| It's a gift and a curse. | |
| Like, I'm thankful that I could sit down with people and relate to a lot of people and hopefully be there for them or, you know, give them a listening ear because I could say, dang, I feel you. | |
| And like, actually, I feel you. | |
| Like, it's not just that, oh, I feel you. | |
| A lot of men prefer women with less trauma statistically. | |
| Just they prefer a woman that hasn't gone through all that so she can be in her feminine phase and not have to worry and overthink and be masculinized and stuff. | |
| Yeah, Andrew Tate. | |
| Shout out to my man for you. | |
| Yeah, he's Andrew. | |
| What did he say? | |
| What did Andrew Tate say? | |
| Said, the more a man goes through, the more masculine he becomes. | |
| That's why you desire men with, you know, roughed up hands. | |
| It shows experience. | |
| Whereas a woman, you want her to be as you know, pure and as soft and gentle as possible. | |
| And trauma makes you more of like, you know, makes you roughed up, whatever. | |
| So, yeah, there is a statistic that men prefer women that haven't gone through that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I mean, I think trauma, though, for both men and women, even if it is the case that it makes them both stronger, I think a lot of people, I think the healing that I don't know if people always fully overcome. | |
| You can, you can absolutely overcome trauma. | |
| No, you're right. | |
| But I do think there are some lingering things, whether consciously or subconsciously, and it can manifest itself in ways you might not even know, past traumas, especially in relationships, especially in relationships. | |
| So you can work on trauma, but it will never work. | |
| Yeah, you can work on it. | |
| You can work on it. | |
| And look, there's a lot of things in life you can overcome and get past and move forward from. | |
| But ultimately, like if I, I mean, if you were to just, okay, Brian, would you prefer a woman who's had zero trauma or a woman who's had like a medium level of trauma or a lot of trauma? | |
| I think I'm going to pick the woman who's had no trauma. | |
| And then a lot of men say, I want a girl I can save. | |
| I want a girl I can save and take out of the business and protect and change. | |
| That's what I hear from some male fans. | |
| It's funny because actually it's the same thing with like the other thing we talked about earlier. | |
| The more and more a guy works, the higher he climbs and you know the more business he has, the less he wants that type of girl. | |
| You'll notice that a lot of like teenage boys, men don't have anything going for themselves. | |
| They want that type of girl that they can save. | |
| Whereas like a businessman, he wants a girl that he doesn't have to worry about, that he can just be like, okay, I'm going to be here and she's going to be in the arms. | |
| It's like the trophy wife, you know, seems good in front of people. | |
| You don't have to worry about having to save her and she's got these problems now. | |
| But yeah, that's also another thing I noticed. | |
| Yeah, true. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did you have more on that? | |
| No, I just think that when times get rough, though, and you're able to look at your woman and ask her an opinion or ask her to be strong for a second, then I think that's cool that you can, you know, tell a woman, hey, hey, babe, be strong for me right now. | |
| I need you to be strong for me. | |
| As whereas a woman that has, mind you, never been through anything in her life can break the easiest. | |
| But true, I will break. | |
| Yeah, that's a good perspective. | |
| True. | |
| Beautiful quality. | |
| That is a good perspective. | |
| You kind of have to be as strong as everyone breaks. | |
| I'm not saying as strong, but if you're going through a really harsh time. | |
| I don't know, actually, about that. | |
| And you know what I mean? | |
| Your woman can, you know, hey, babe, I need you to be strong for me right now. | |
| I just need you to be strong for me. | |
| I will be strong for you. | |
| Like, I can be. | |
| I think it can emotionally. | |
| I think that can be the case. | |
| But I also think when people have dealt with a lot in their life, it can also go the opposite way. | |
| So I think you can also have a situation where if you're dealing with a lot, a small thing will set you off. | |
| So like, you see. | |
| Not stoic. | |
| That's honest. | |
| No offense, but that's like when you've gone through trauma, you've became weaker over time, which is statistically the normalcy. | |
| For me personally, I feel like I became more stoic over time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I think it can go either way. | |
| Like there are some people where they've seen so much shit, been through so much shit, where it's like stuff that might send somebody off in a spiral. | |
| For them, it's nothing. | |
| Fucking nothing. | |
| 100%. | |
| But I think there's this other thing that can happen where like little small things, 100%, little breadcrumbs will be triggering events also. | |
| So I think it can kind of go both ways, you know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you don't always know. | |
| Okay. | |
| You also wrote, you couldn't be with anyone unless they were spending a ton of money on you in your past. | |
| In the past, like I said, I came a long way. | |
| So you like were a sugar baby kind of like you had guys spending money. | |
| It wasn't even, it wasn't guys. | |
| It was literally for me, it was so weird. | |
| I don't know if it's a daddy issue, mom issue. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Yeah, like it was more so like I needed to mentally connect to you and I needed to feel stability because I never had that as a kid. | |
| I was going from shelter. | |
| I was in 13 different high schools, like middle schools, all that. | |
| So like, you know, I was just, I needed stable stability. | |
| So I just wanted to be with one person. | |
| But if that one person wasn't stable, then I was just not attracted to them. | |
| So they weren't giving me things. | |
| I was kind of letting them feel like a father parent role. | |
| Like that was my problem. | |
| You also wrote modern dating has gotten really toxic. | |
| The whole OnlyFans Sigma culture, plus how easy it is to access escorts now. | |
| It's completely changed people's intentions. | |
| A lot of girls online are doing way more than they claim. | |
| And it really does spill over into dating, especially if you actually want a real relationship, want kids one day, or want something normal. | |
| Can you elaborate? | |
| So when you say escorts, I've just found out a lot of things in this business and I just find it to be wrong. | |
| I find, and like I said, I've been through things when I was younger and I've done things that I'm not proud of as far as escorting goes when I was a kid and like even 18 to 20. | |
| So I understand that. | |
| But what I will say is, yeah, I just, I feel like a lot of these girls, like OnlyFans, even just regular girls, they say that they're not doing the most, but they are. | |
| All of them are. | |
| Most of them are. | |
| Because I'm hearing things and I'm just like, dang, I got to get away from you. | |
| Like, I'm trying to go this way. | |
| I have to get rid of these friends. | |
| Like, I can't. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| So I'm just noticing that it's really normal. | |
| Not normal. | |
| It's normal nowadays. | |
| It's normal to be an escort. | |
| It really just is. | |
| And that to me is sad because I feel like we should be trying to fix that and talk about it. | |
| And I feel like a lot of these girls need to wake up to that and just come talk about it. | |
| Come on these podcasts, talk about that type of stuff so we can get rid of it. | |
| Like it's not healthy. | |
| It's not right. | |
| And it shouldn't be normalized. | |
| It's weird, actually. | |
| Well, I think we should be pushing people away from that's why I love Charlie Kirk. | |
| And I know he would hate me. | |
| He'd be like, oh, get away from me. | |
| He'd probably hit me. | |
| I don't think he won. | |
| Why would you like to hit him? | |
| I got jumped at freaking Cal State Northridge, yes, right before I moved to Texas because I was defending Charlie Kirk. | |
| Wait, when was this? | |
| Cal State Northridge. | |
| This was when Trump got elected. | |
| 2020 or 2020? | |
| 2020. | |
| Yeah, it was right when Trump got elected. | |
| Yes. | |
| I got jumped by students. | |
| It was crazy. | |
| I was like, okay, then, well, let's get out of here. | |
| Let me move. | |
| You got jumped? | |
| I got jumped. | |
| I got fought. | |
| Like, they fought me. | |
| I felt like I was back in Crenshaw. | |
| Where were you? | |
| Crenshaw. | |
| No, I felt I was back in Crenshaw. | |
| I was in the valley, but it's crazy. | |
| Like, whoa, I can't have an opinion on that. | |
| Who jumped you? | |
| It was just a, I don't want to say, like, it was. | |
| Say it. | |
| Dang. | |
| I don't want to have to say it. | |
| Okay. | |
| It was like, it was three black girls and two Latina girls. | |
| And I was like, all right. | |
| And then it was a bunch of white liberals around going, yeah, yeah, yeah, beat her up. | |
| And they were just like sitting there like talker. | |
| I was like, oh, gosh. | |
| I hate when it's all I got. | |
| And all I said, mind you, all I said was, all I said was, I just, I like his debates because we were in the debate team. | |
| I was on the debate team. | |
| Wait, was it the debate team? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Wait, where was this? | |
| Where were they? | |
| I think they went to go talk about me. | |
| Like, it was. | |
| And they seen my posts on Instagram. | |
| Were they in your class? | |
| No, they weren't in my class. | |
| did not know them that's why i said i think that they were like randoms i I think that they were friends of friends and they seen my Instagram posts because I was posting. | |
| Oh, so it wasn't like you said something on campus. | |
| No, I was saying, I was like in my classes. | |
| I was saying like, oh, openly, oh, I'm having a good day. | |
| Like, my professor was like, hey, is everyone okay today? | |
| I just want to check in. | |
| I was like, I'm having a great day on Trump's election day. | |
| This is a great day. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| And then everybody looked at me and was all like, and my professor was like, you're a shameful person. | |
| And I was like, I was like, your professor said that. | |
| You have to hold a neutral stance as a professor. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, academia is. | |
| And then Charlie Kirk, too. | |
| Like, I just told the debate team that I admired his debates, and I thought I looked up to him as a debater. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| And they were just, yeah. | |
| Wait, so you got jumped? | |
| I got jumped. | |
| That's like they left a school. | |
| They beat you. | |
| They beat me. | |
| But I low-key held my own, though. | |
| I did. | |
| Wow. | |
| Were you lying? | |
| I wouldn't go down. | |
| No, not at all. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, they were just pulling out my hair and like they were, they grabbed my boob, and I was like, bro, get off me. | |
| Like, I kissed them. | |
| And one of them flew back because I have long legs and my legs hurt. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, that's crazy. | |
| Yeah, you got to be look. | |
| If you're like more conservative, you got to be careful on college campuses. | |
| Not, I mean, I mean, the violence, that's crazy. | |
| But even just like, you know, with your grades and saying something in class, a lot of these professors, they're super liberal. | |
| So you gotta, a lot of people gotta kind of. | |
| You can't have an opinion. | |
| It's sad. | |
| I have a respectful opinion. | |
| Why should you ever have to keep your opinion to yourself? | |
| It's always the way you're doing. | |
| Liberals always have the biggest issues. | |
| But think about it this way. | |
| These people, they're trying to, they realize they're trying to get the college degree and they are spending X amount of money to do it. | |
| And sometimes you got to play the game. | |
| They're playing the game. | |
| And it's like, you gotta, you gotta obscure your political positions in this environment. | |
| Like, how long do you have to do that for? | |
| I just want to say that. | |
| Look, I think it's bullshit. | |
| It gets to a point. | |
| It literally gets to a point. | |
| But you have to understand the professors have leverage and power. | |
| They're the ones who are grading you. | |
| So it's like, you got to kind of play the game a little bit. | |
| It's unfortunate that that's how it is. | |
| And a lot of these professors don't have a bit more openness to diverging thoughts or viewpoints. | |
| It's a Cal State, though, so that makes sense. | |
| You know, I shouldn't have been somewhere. | |
| No, it was out here. | |
| It was in the Valley because I'm from LA originally. | |
| I just moved to Texas barely. | |
| Went to college here? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, not in Santa Barbara. | |
| Defund the education system. | |
| I agree. | |
| It is a scam. | |
| And that's another thing. | |
| That's what I mean. | |
| I did a debate about exactly what Charlie Kirk was talking about, and I was so hated for that one, too. | |
| But it's the truth coming from me. | |
| I'm from foster care. | |
| They immediately paid for my freaking foster. | |
| They paid for my college all the way up until my last degree. | |
| But trust me, that college. | |
| Would you say not much? | |
| Would you say, like, I don't know, I've never been to college, so you guys who have, would you say it's like a lot of indoctrination and kind of for sure. | |
| And a lot of things that don't make sense to me. | |
| Like, why are you teaching me about me being, I can't call myself a woman now in the textbook, we're called cyst. | |
| No, I'm not a cyst. | |
| No, that's like, I don't, no offense, no, and my women are not a woman. | |
| Yeah, he docked. | |
| I remember my professor and she docked me points because I said that. | |
| I was like, okay, whatever. | |
| No, I'm not going to. | |
| No. | |
| I mean, also, I think when it comes to college, we talked about this last show very briefly, and I'll just be brief on this. | |
| I think with AI, that's really changing the changing a lot. | |
| I was talking to somebody who's a professor at a university, a very well-respected university, and she said that every single student she has, like the essays they're submitting, it's all AI. | |
| It's all done by AI. | |
| I heard about that. | |
| She has a lot of, she has almost all like Chinese students. | |
| And my understanding is like, I think, you know, just there, she'll talk to them in class. | |
| And it's just, she's like, there's no way they're writing these essays. | |
| They're crashing out. | |
| Like, teachers or professors, whatever you want to call them, they're crashing out over this. | |
| It's like a thing right now. | |
| They don't even, people don't go to the point to go to school was to actually learn something. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But I feel like people aren't going, they're there just to get the good grade. | |
| They don't really care to engage with the material. | |
| And I mean, look, even prior to AI, I had criticisms of university. | |
| I think essentially there's some disciplines where it's like, eh, you kind of got to go. | |
| It makes sense to go, I guess. | |
| But a lot of it, I think, university is just to basically have someone else read to you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like it would be better if our college system was redesigned and reprogrammed. | |
| It would make everything so much better. | |
| Like, you know, if they actually were teaching something. | |
| Let's see. | |
| In terms of finishing up your notes here, Heaven Lee, Heavenly? | |
| Heaven. | |
| That's my real name, but you can call me whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| You write. | |
| Hey, be quiet back there, please. | |
| Oh, the, okay. | |
| The escorting stuff, I guess. | |
| Oh, you were saying how like a lot of these girls are doing shit on the down low. | |
| Yeah, all of them. | |
| And they're escorting and doing all this stuff. | |
| You know, it's kind of scary as a man sort of related to this is like, I think sometimes even women who haven't done sex work, but who've maybe like had a past or whatever, I think they can be very good at concealing their true histories. | |
| And they're going to adapt their behavior to fit what others expect, kind of like a chameleon. | |
| So I think sometimes you get, and as a guy, you got to be kind of wary of that. | |
| But you said you're in a funny situation. | |
| You're dating someone you originally saw as a trick. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Don't kill me. | |
| Don't kill me. | |
| So a trick, that's like a client of prostitutes. | |
| Prostitute is different from sugar baby or escorting to me. | |
| I agree. | |
| Okay. | |
| And the reason why is because prostitutes will stand on the street and put their thumbs up and get in cars with $80 dates, $100 dates. | |
| Have you done strip? | |
| Have you stripped? | |
| No. | |
| Actually, I went to a strip club once, tried it, and went home because I felt ashamed. | |
| But are the guys tricks who go to strip clubs? | |
| For sure. | |
| They're tricks. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| What's a trick? | |
| I know what it is, but explain that. | |
| Yeah, so a trick can be a man or a woman. | |
| It's just like somebody that you're, you know, you're just in it for the money. | |
| You just want to see how much you can get out of them. | |
| They're just a trick. | |
| It's literally the name trick. | |
| I'm tricking you before you trick me also because, you know, tricks can be tricky. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're dating a guy who originally was a trick and you somehow ended up falling in love with him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So was this a guy you were escorting with? | |
| No, no. | |
| But so how was he a trick, I guess? | |
| So that's just the terminology I use only because I come from that background. | |
| I, you know, it's a word that I just, I remember from my childhood. | |
| Okay. | |
| But no, so I've known him for years and years and we dated for a while, but he was in Virginia and I was out here. | |
| And the first thing he said to me basically was like, oh, do you want me to pay your, what do you say? | |
| He paid, basically the first exchange of words was, he was going to pay my car bill or my car insurance or something and my something. | |
| Yeah, some, yeah. | |
| Boo. | |
| That was the first, but that's when I was different. | |
| I was a little, I was a menace. | |
| So did he pay your car bill? | |
| He did. | |
| And I was like, boom, attraction. | |
| And then he, yeah. | |
| Where's the, you know, I'm like thinking, where's the women who are just, hey, Brian, let me pay your rent. | |
| Where's those women? | |
| They're there. | |
| You just got to go to the house. | |
| Give me your wallet. | |
| It's a fucking stick up. | |
| Get your wallet. | |
| You got Pasty George. | |
| I need to do. | |
| Well, he's gone now. | |
| So I got to find a new show. | |
| He's taking applications here. | |
| He's a Canadian rock star. | |
| Wait, so okay. | |
| I of the women who are sex workers, we're gonna do a Uno reverse. | |
| I want all of you to go get your purses one by one and give me money. | |
| I don't carry cash, yeah. | |
| For real, I'll take it. | |
| I have a peppermint, I'll take Bitcoin. | |
| Do you have any cash on you? | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| How much do you have on you right now? | |
| Uh, probably 200. | |
| Can I have it? | |
| Broke hook. | |
| Yeah, do you want it? | |
| Yeah, go get it. | |
| Actually, I do have money. | |
| You can't. | |
| I'm a stripper. | |
| You gotta hand it to me. | |
| Go there. | |
| Just watch out. | |
| If I was doing the actual things some people are doing, I'd be reached. | |
| I think she's actually gonna do it. | |
| I think she might do it. | |
| You have to politely hand it to me. | |
| Will you? | |
| Do you have any cash on you? | |
| No, no. | |
| Cash? | |
| You have any cash on you? | |
| Why are you asking me that? | |
| Because I'm going to ask for it. | |
| You said sex workers. | |
| Oh, well, non-sex. | |
| I guess I'll shake down the non-sex workers too. | |
| Do you have any cash? | |
| I do perform a sex workers. | |
| Can I have it? | |
| But no. | |
| I'm a starving. | |
| I'm a broke college student. | |
| I'm a broke. | |
| Do you have cash? | |
| Sounds like a personal post. | |
| Do you have cash? | |
| I don't have cash on me. | |
| I take Venmo, Cash App. | |
| She got brain. | |
| Victoria? | |
| I do. | |
| Can I have are you going to give us a product or a service? | |
| I'm desperate here. | |
| That's Pasty George is gone, boys. | |
| No. | |
| Do you have cash? | |
| Are you at the table? | |
| Huh? | |
| Screen to the table. | |
| Screw into the mic. | |
| Yes, I do have cash. | |
| Are you serious? | |
| I am serious. | |
| would like some cash she's she's doing it Wow. | |
| See, I'll respect you if you go. | |
| Wow. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| I'll respect you for the first time. | |
| Felicity, while we're on the topic, go get your wallet, Felicity. | |
| Whoa, okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| This is a little money or something involved. | |
| Just be careful behind you. | |
| Damn, wow. | |
| Damn, don't give that to him. | |
| You sacrificed. | |
| Is this ever? | |
| Don't give that to him. | |
| Don't embarrass yourself. | |
| You girl, you suck. | |
| Bro, he comes from a Pickett White family. | |
| Did it bump though? | |
| Did the camera get bumped? | |
| Look at this guy. | |
| Should I count this shit? | |
| No, you deserve it. | |
| You're the OG. | |
| This wasn't in like a G string, was it? | |
| No, it was him just thrown all over the place. | |
| I hate that. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| It's just loose. | |
| I don't give him money. | |
| I'm worried. | |
| I've probably been through a hell of a show. | |
| I was rushing to the show, so I quickly just dumped it in the bag and ran to the show. | |
| You don't look like you need more money. | |
| Don't worry about that. | |
| She means nothing to me, Victoria. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| I charge interest. | |
| So are you going to buy us? | |
| Karen, just 5%. | |
| She was buy us food. | |
| She was holding onto it really tight. | |
| She just, you have more than 10. | |
| Are you going to buy us food with that? | |
| Huh? | |
| Huh? | |
| Are you guys hungry? | |
| Is that what's going on? | |
| Is everybody hungry? | |
| We could probably get some food. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Charlotte looks stoked on that. | |
| Yeah, we'll get some food. | |
| I'm having a fun time. | |
| Should I count? | |
| Okay. | |
| How long does this go for? | |
| I'm curious. | |
| This is fun though. | |
| 10:30. | |
| All right. | |
| It's 10:30. | |
| What time is it? | |
| My $10? | |
| 10:30. | |
| Got up and gave me the 10. | |
| You thought I was joking. | |
| Yeah, you gotta get the money out of your car. | |
| You thought that was a joke? | |
| I was like, there's no way this guy's actually didn't take it. | |
| Well, I'm gonna, Victoria, here's what I'm gonna do. | |
| I don't take from the vulnerable. | |
| Use your $10 and buy food, and you can have a little bit extra because I'm a nice guy like that. | |
| Into the mic, though. | |
| A little bit extra food. | |
| A little bit extra. | |
| You know, I've always wanted as a novelty, just as a novelty. | |
| I don't know if this is stupid. | |
| Like a girl who I'm dating, like my girlfriend or whatever, she should like at least one time just give me $100 like before we have sex. | |
| Just for fun. | |
| Just like just for fun. | |
| That would be funny. | |
| It would be funny. | |
| I don't know if that would technically make me a prostitute, but probably. | |
| Not the biggest. | |
| But I think it's just like for fun. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, have fun with it. | |
| Throw a chat. | |
| Yo, chat, should I count? | |
| She gave me a one here, so I don't know. | |
| I thought I had 20s. | |
| Okay, I got a 10. | |
| Okay, you know what? | |
| It's just a big wad of cash. | |
| I'm just shove it in your big labyrinth pocket. | |
| Whoa, okay. | |
| Don't go too far. | |
| Show it any big labia. | |
| Don't get too excited. | |
| Wow, I feel. | |
| Can we do something fun? | |
| Are you bored, Felicity? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| My mask mom is good. | |
| I'm about to pass out her. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| This is my eye. | |
| I'm facing. | |
| You need to get up and walk around. | |
| This is too much. | |
| Who's even watching? | |
| I'm like sitting back. | |
| Who's even watching a seven-hour podcast? | |
| She's all comfortable. | |
| Oh, I'm going to be on camera. | |
| Are you trying to get it? | |
| Victoria, I'm not going to do it. | |
| Victoria, you're too young and healthy to have back problems. | |
| I have back problems. | |
| Victoria, assume a. | |
| You're in a better chair. | |
| How old am I? | |
| I'm a nail tick. | |
| I got back problems. | |
| Distribute the weight. | |
| And you got alkaline water, bro. | |
| We got scoots. | |
| Scoot into the table, Victoria. | |
| We can't see you. | |
| When I was 19, I could sleep on the ground on the fucking on. | |
| I used to be able to. | |
| I could sleep on the ground. | |
| Now I would like to die if I slept on the ground. | |
| My joints are like fucked. | |
| We're actually supposed to be sleeping on the ground. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I was about to say, I think we're supposed to be. | |
| It's like a medicine. | |
| Japanese dude. | |
| Yeah, Japanese. | |
| Literally. | |
| My skin. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| What did we? | |
| Oh, we have to do the bumble segment. | |
| I need to finish up everybody's notes. | |
| I have a ton of notes, so just pick what you want or what's controversial. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| And some are just like. | |
| Where did you get the cookies from? | |
| I brought them. | |
| Wow. | |
| She didn't know what you're doing. | |
| Can you scoot your mic to the edge of the table? | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Felicity is still bored. | |
| Are you? | |
| I'm cold. | |
| Cold. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm literally sweating. | |
| Because you complained, Felicity. | |
| I'm just really complaining right now. | |
| I need you to do 30 jumping jacks. | |
| Go. | |
| That is crazy. | |
| That's going to warm her up. | |
| Felicity, this is your punishment. | |
| Otherwise, you have to go get your cash. | |
| Yeah, you're being punished, Felicity. | |
| Wait, wait, so you actually took the cash? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's all $10 from me. | |
| I'm a cold-blooded hustler. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| You're a pimp. | |
| That's an OG pimp. | |
| If you're feeling like a pimp now, go and brush your shoulders on. | |
| I keep it. | |
| That's funny. | |
| I did not expect you to know that. | |
| Like a boyfriend pimp. | |
| He's cultured, y'all. | |
| Yeah. | |
| H to the isl. | |
| A. V to the iso. | |
| Wait over here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chapstick, chapstick. | |
| What was I talking about? | |
| I forgot. | |
| Oh, Felicity, no, you need to do jumping jacks. | |
| I am not. | |
| Do it. | |
| Why are you giving fucking? | |
| Don't put that shit on. | |
| Are you drunk, Felicity? | |
| Put that shit down. | |
| I'm just so bored right now. | |
| I want to have things. | |
| Felicity, this. | |
| Felicity. | |
| This show, this isn't about you, Felicity. | |
| Sit down in your comfortable chair. | |
| It's not comfortable. | |
| Can I just stand? | |
| I'm about to give you a fucking red card, Felicity. | |
| Felicity, do some jumping jacks. | |
| Do some jumping jacks. | |
| Can you not? | |
| I'm not a girl. | |
| Can you not? | |
| What? | |
| Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you got cold. | |
| Maybe you should have planned for that, Felicity. | |
| Maybe you should have known I was going to make you do jumping jacks on the whatever podcast. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm giving you another yellow card, Felicity. | |
| You have the red card. | |
| You know what, Felicity? | |
| Felicity needs some sort of punishment. | |
| Here, Felicity, here's what you're going to do. | |
| Face the corner and think about what you've done. | |
| face the corner stand there for can you can you guys see Sit in a tray of rice. | |
| All right, stay there for five minutes and think about what you've done. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| She almost put the fedora on my head. | |
| That'd be a pee. | |
| That was on somebody else's head last week. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| All right, let me go to the side. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| There she is. | |
| I recently just came from a broken. | |
| I'm going to put Victoria in the corner next. | |
| You tried to be a you were going to give me the 10 and then you wanted it back. | |
| You're an Indian giver. | |
| No sidebar. | |
| Hey, you're in punishment. | |
| Yes, get in the corner, Felicity. | |
| I'll handle this one. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Okay, guys, let's get back to the let's get back to the stuff. | |
| Okay. | |
| When is it appropriate to leave? | |
| Just because I just, my leg just, I just got off of a broken leg. | |
| Oh, do you need to take a break? | |
| Soon. | |
| Just because like it's my foot. | |
| If you look at my foot. | |
| It's fat. | |
| Do you see my foot underneath? | |
| Your foot is fat? | |
| It's huge compared to my left foot. | |
| Do you have gout? | |
| Dude, I literally just broke and fractured my ankle because I fell off of an attic. | |
| Like, you're probably not going to be able to do it. | |
| I'm going to go ahead and get cash on you because I'll give you a break for some cash. | |
| No, I told you I'm retiring. | |
| I charge. | |
| I'm pricey. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Hey, relax, Victoria. | |
| You brokey? | |
| Gave me a 10, bro? | |
| Victoria's just cheating me like a cheap little hoe. | |
| She gave me 10 bucks. | |
| Oh, you ain't getting it back. | |
| Put your. | |
| What about you? | |
| Here you go. | |
| You gambled $30,000. | |
| Literally. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, Charlotte. | |
| I don't have cash. | |
| I didn't even bring a bag. | |
| Give me like a whole ass Bitcoin. | |
| I do. | |
| You have a Ferrari. | |
| Transfer. | |
| What do you have? | |
| Bitcoin or Ethereum? | |
| XRP. | |
| XRP? | |
| The fuck? | |
| I don't even have that. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Okay, guys, let's get to the show. | |
| Okay. | |
| We haven't got to the show. | |
| We haven't. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Oh, for heaven. | |
| Is that your government name? | |
| That's my government name. | |
| It is not a stripper name. | |
| I'm going to, you should name your. | |
| You should name a kid Hell. | |
| Why? | |
| Heaven and Hell. | |
| Duh. | |
| No. | |
| Or Helen. | |
| How about Lena? | |
| How about Nevea? | |
| What about Hellfire? | |
| That's a badass fucking name. | |
| I don't want anything to do with that. | |
| Would you like if your name was Hellfire? | |
| It's kind of badass. | |
| It's kind of funny. | |
| I asked that, and then when I was listening to it, I was like, wait, that's kind of tough. | |
| Not for me, but like maybe for you. | |
| Sorry, dude. | |
| Hellfire. | |
| She's cross. | |
| It's pretty good. | |
| Are you sure? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think so. | |
| I'm going to insist the, if I have a daughter, though, she's going to be junior. | |
| She's going to be a junior. | |
| So like whatever my girlfriend or whatever. | |
| Usually a guy. | |
| I know you can't really do it with women, but I'm a Maverick. | |
| Yeah, you're going to be like, like special. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like if I had a kid with Victoria, it would be Victoria Jr. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well. | |
| Like if I got her pregnant and then she didn't abort the kid, which she wouldn't because she doesn't believe in that. | |
| So she keeps the kid. | |
| What? | |
| Like you're worried about it. | |
| We're going to name our daughter. | |
| Me and Victoria are going to name our daughter Victoria Jr. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because it's the second Victoria. | |
| Yeah, I know where Junior was. | |
| Like, and if it was Charlotte, it'd be Charlotte Jr. | |
| My dad is Richard Jr. | |
| His dad was Richard, and I think his dad was also Dick. | |
| My dad's Mario Jr. Dick. | |
| He hates when people call him Dick, though. | |
| Yeah, I feel that. | |
| That's a no-go. | |
| I can't do that. | |
| Yeah, I know somebody named, was it Richard? | |
| Richard. | |
| Richard. | |
| Richie Richard. | |
| Richie Rich. | |
| What do you guys think about the name Bruce? | |
| Bruce Wayne. | |
| Yes. | |
| Bruce. | |
| Yes. | |
| All my own. | |
| I think it's cute. | |
| Because I think about Bruce Wayne. | |
| Yeah, I don't think about that. | |
| I think about Bruce Wayne. | |
| Bruce Lee. | |
| Bruce Buffer. | |
| Who else? | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| I feel like I have an ADD panel, ADHD panel tonight. | |
| Dude, my back is actually killing me right now. | |
| Do we? | |
| We could give you something. | |
| Huh? | |
| I'm on Accutane, so my joints are like terrible. | |
| Oh, yeah, like really bad. | |
| How long? | |
| You've been on Accutane? | |
| Literally two and a half weeks. | |
| Are you looking? | |
| Are you looks maxing? | |
| Dude, I hate that. | |
| I hate look smacking. | |
| I gotta put you on. | |
| I gave it to her as well. | |
| There's like a Sika laniage face mask. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| You see this thing? | |
| This is called a microphone. | |
| My skin is just like, gets weird, and I'm just like, I don't want to deal with having bad skin ever again. | |
| So I was like, I'll just do Accutane, even though it sucks. | |
| Let me put you on. | |
| It helped her as well. | |
| So it's like it's Sika. | |
| It's the laniage one. | |
| It comes in and out. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Who the hell can you hear? | |
| You would know that. | |
| Victoria, talk to her. | |
| You can give her your recommendations. | |
| Okay. | |
| Finishing off heavenly. | |
| Heavenly. | |
| Heavenly. | |
| Her notes. | |
| You said that you, when you were in the dating world, the amount of athletes that tried to talk to you was insane. | |
| I forgot I said that, darn. | |
| Hey, be quiet, guys. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| Let her talk. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, what are we talking? | |
| NBA? | |
| NBA. | |
| NFL? | |
| NFL. | |
| NHL? | |
| Yeah. | |
| All of it. | |
| What's the baseball one? | |
| Who even cares about that, right? | |
| MLB. | |
| MLB. | |
| Yeah, that's. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I love it. | |
| I can't even think of a baseball player. | |
| I can. | |
| Benny the Jet. | |
| Who? | |
| Benny Rodriguez. | |
| From the San Lot. | |
| Who the fuck is that guy? | |
| What? | |
| Do you not know the San Lot? | |
| Crazy. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Victoria's going to shake me down for that $10 bill after the show, by the way. | |
| Hey, you got up to give it to me. | |
| It's going to be with interest, so it's going to be 20. | |
| Interesting. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That's not how that works. | |
| I didn't agree to this. | |
| Talk to my lawyer, Victoria. | |
| So, can you say who? | |
| No. | |
| But like NFL, like linemen? | |
| Yes. | |
| Lineman, running backs. | |
| All that. | |
| I won't say who because I don't want to be disrespectful to number one, my partner, and like them, their privacy. | |
| And then, but you said the things they asked for would be crazy. | |
| Like what? | |
| They're just insane. | |
| They just obviously, they're just, you know, they want to fly you out or they, man. | |
| Okay, this one person, this one person, I remember they asked me, they're like, hey, can I fly you out and pay you this amount of money? | |
| And can you just sit on my face, but not sexually just smother me and choke me? | |
| And I was like, what the fuck? | |
| I was just like, um, and I was like, what the heck? | |
| It was just weird. | |
| I looked at, they're so tall, and it was a freaking basketball player. | |
| I'm like, how are you this big, big dude? | |
| And you're asking me to freaking demasculate you and choke you. | |
| And that's straight. | |
| For me, that was weird. | |
| I'm not doing that to anybody. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Word. | |
| So I'm good. | |
| So the athletes are freaky, is what you're saying. | |
| Pretty much. | |
| Pretty much. | |
| And then this other, this NFL one, I remember like, I actually was dating him for a while and he was like trying to marry me. | |
| Like, so that was interesting because coming from my background, you know, why would you want to marry me, right? | |
| Blah, whatever. | |
| But he wanted to marry me. | |
| He was Muslim. | |
| He said if I converted, I'd marry or he'd marry me, but nah. | |
| Nah. | |
| Okay, we did heaven. | |
| We did destiny. | |
| We Alexis. | |
| We did all your notes. | |
| Michelle? | |
| Michelle, you said you dated a lot when you were younger, but it's all pretty bland. | |
| You were the problem most of the time and ruined many great relationship opportunities. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, and when you say you dated a lot, what do you mean by you dated a lot? | |
| I would just go on dates. | |
| I was on Bumble and I was on Tinder, Coffee Meets Bagel, like all the dating apps. | |
| And I would just go on dates and I would drink too much and kind of just ruin the dates. | |
| Like I would just act really stupid. | |
| Wait, you would ruin the dates? | |
| Yeah. | |
| How? | |
| By drinking too much. | |
| I just don't know when to stop. | |
| And I just keep drinking because I feel like I'm having fun and I'm being outgoing. | |
| And I kind of just ruin everything. | |
| Never get a second date. | |
| Date a lot. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said they were bumble dates. | |
| Bumble, different dating apps, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| When you were young, though, I mean, bumble has been like the past 10 years. | |
| No, I or so. | |
| Well, there has been Coffee Meets Bagel. | |
| I don't know if you've heard of that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were you on Match or Plenty? | |
| I was on Match Document. | |
| Plenty of fish. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, like all of them. | |
| There was another one, too. | |
| Okay, Cupid, yes. | |
| That was a big one back in the day. | |
| That one, definitely. | |
| Farmers Only. | |
| Christian Lingle. | |
| Have you tried this one in Victoria? | |
| You should. | |
| Also, you should try Christian Ding. | |
| Christian Lingle? | |
| Dating somebody. | |
| Oh, when you're single. | |
| No, Victoria. | |
| Can we get Victoria a Snickers bar or something? | |
| I think there's even Facebook dating something. | |
| They have a dating thing now. | |
| Yes, they do. | |
| I haven't tried. | |
| Facebook, they have like a dating scene. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's really popular, actually, I heard. | |
| But honestly, I was very toxic. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| You do say you had a drinking problem to the point you would ruin most of your first dates. | |
| Yep. | |
| But like, so when you're drunk, how do you act? | |
| Stupid. | |
| Like, I'm loud and I just get, yeah, I'm loud. | |
| I'm kidding all over the place. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Some chicks, some women just get horny, but you're loud. | |
| Loud. | |
| Yeah, just, it's just, it's too much. | |
| And now that I think of it and it's like, wow, I really was really in sure and stupid. | |
| Just getting drunk. | |
| I don't even want to think. | |
| I mean, would the guy still fuck, though? | |
| I didn't go home. | |
| I mean, I have gone home with the guy, like, on a first date in the past, but I typically didn't do that. | |
| It was just, I would ruin it right away. | |
| So, like, they don't want to go home with me with drunk men. | |
| Like, I mean, I've been kicked out of bars. | |
| I mean, it's so embarrassing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I know that now, like, thinking, and I'm just, I'd rather just, you know, not date and focus on. | |
| Or just don't drink. | |
| Yeah, and that, too. | |
| And I did actually cut back once I realized that I was over drinking. | |
| It's just for me, and I feel like it's a family. | |
| It runs in the family. | |
| We don't know when to stop. | |
| It's like, oh, we're feeling good and we're just going to keep taking shots and keep drinking more drinks. | |
| And someone tries to cut me off and I get like psychotic. | |
| Like, I don't want to get cut off. | |
| I want another drink, another drink. | |
| I want more. | |
| I'm aggressive drunk. | |
| I'm just loud and annoying. | |
| Oh, boy, that's a terrible combo. | |
| I know. | |
| I know. | |
| And I know this. | |
| And then you said after you're realizing you were the problem, you chilled out with drink. | |
| When's the last time you drank? | |
| Well, I actually, my birthday was in November, November 5th. | |
| And I had a couple drinks, but I didn't get like drunk. | |
| That's right. | |
| I've been drinking like more. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Remember, remember the 5th of November, November. | |
| Powder Trees and then plot, blah, blah, blah. | |
| Nobody knows what I'm talking about. | |
| You have a teenage son. | |
| His dad was in the picture for a little when he was a baby, but ended up leaving for a long time. | |
| You were upset about it since you honestly never even wanted kids. | |
| Yeah, we talked about that. | |
| Being a young single mom was terrible, but now you just want to apologize to him because you were a shitty ass person when we were together. | |
| Oh, the guy who you had a kid with. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's married now, and to be honest, I truly hope he is happy, healthy, and doing well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Also, you have a feet finder account? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, you post feet picks? | |
| Feet pics, yeah. | |
| Do you get paid for that? | |
| I might have like one or two subscribers. | |
| Has your 19-year-old son found your feet finder? | |
| He might have seen it. | |
| He's on, I mean, he follows me on Instagram. | |
| Does he know you have a feet finder? | |
| Maybe. | |
| I don't think he would care. | |
| There'd be different issues. | |
| If the guys are jerking it to the feet, that's a problem. | |
| I think it'd be worse in my scenario with my son, you like growing up and I've been early in the game, like all out, everything. | |
| And feet is not that bad. | |
| It's just feet. | |
| He's seen her feet. | |
| I don't get it either, but if it's going to make a couple extra bucks, then that's surprising coming from you. | |
| Why would that be surprising? | |
| Because I have a labia fetish. | |
| You think I have a labia book fetish? | |
| It's the cutoff is the feet for you. | |
| The cutoff is the feet. | |
| You'll have like big meaty labia in your face, but not feet. | |
| Yeah, meaty is crazy. | |
| Rose beef is crazy. | |
| The roast beef is crazy. | |
| First off. | |
| First off, Felicity. | |
| Mike drop. | |
| Disavow. | |
| Disavow. | |
| Jesus. | |
| All big labia matter, Felicity. | |
| Get out of here with that nonsense. | |
| Why do you like big labia? | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| You like ran through? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Hey, first off, first off. | |
| First off, a woman can be a virgin and have like Guinness World Record book labia. | |
| Okay. | |
| She could be a virgin, never had sex ever, and have giant labia. | |
| What the fuck is labia? | |
| You don't know about it. | |
| It's like the post-it's not the lips. | |
| It's the inner part. | |
| Innie versus Audi. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Innie, Audi, labia. | |
| It's like the tissue surrounding like the clitoris, like the vulva, like all that's big, but it doesn't mean she's ran through. | |
| It's just anatomy. | |
| Yeah, Felicity knows what she's talking about. | |
| Okay. | |
| I do. | |
| Ever since meeting you. | |
| It's all I talk about. | |
| It's all I talk about. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you like what? | |
| Large labia. | |
| So I prefer Audis. | |
| Is there like a reason for that? | |
| Yeah, there's a couple of reasons. | |
| Say it. | |
| So anyways. | |
| I don't want to know. | |
| You don't want to know. | |
| She doesn't want to know. | |
| Wait, actually, now you tell her. | |
| Now you have to share it with us. | |
| Explain yourself, sir. | |
| Yeah, I mean, so essentially, look. | |
| Hey, Nick, relax. | |
| Yeah, we hate this. | |
| They don't like it, I guess. | |
| I mean, there's two things. | |
| I think visually, like, it looks better. | |
| It's a butterfly. | |
| And then it, like, physically feels better. | |
| I think you might be on your own with that one. | |
| Like, visually, I don't know. | |
| Okay, it's like, I guess there's nothing wrong with any's. | |
| I want to make that clear. | |
| Innies are fine. | |
| Innies are great. | |
| Whatever. | |
| But I think it depends the degree of any. | |
| Like it when you're having, do you want me to, I can be detailed. | |
| I can be a little bit. | |
| Yeah, we're being detailed. | |
| All right, fuck it, whatever. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| He doesn't like that. | |
| Okay, Victoria. | |
| Okay, Victoria. | |
| Look, I'll date a woman with an innie, but I'm just saying, women have preferences when it comes to genitalia. | |
| Maybe you prefer a guy who's cut or, well, yeah, you prefer, typically women prefer men who are cut. | |
| You prefer a guy who's got a big penis, whatever. | |
| Or a preferable size, whatever that is. | |
| I would say there's like, I don't want to dunk, I don't want to like do a dunk on like any's though. | |
| So I'll just say, a woman who has an Audi, it, it, there's more pussy. | |
| There's more pussy and it grips. | |
| Like it. | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| I feel like Audis get hate. | |
| Like girls with big coochie lips get hate. | |
| They do. | |
| And that I feel like I'm an outlier. | |
| You know, I'm a, I'm a activist. | |
| And why do they typically get hate? | |
| Huh? | |
| Because guys say it's ugly. | |
| Guys will say it's like visually or aesthetically displeasing, which I disagree with. | |
| I think it's. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, do you want to fuck a pussy or you want to fuck a sandwich? | |
| Oh. | |
| The sandwich. | |
| You want to fuck a sandwich? | |
| Well, that's, that's what you were going to say. | |
| It looks like. | |
| It looks like. | |
| I'm asking you. | |
| Me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Beef. | |
| Well, it's like, but the thing is, okay. | |
| But if, like, let's say the girl has it, like, just a perfect non-existent laby, and it's just a slit. | |
| Your penis is just disappearing into. | |
| I feel like I would think I'm like having sex with a little kid. | |
| What the f if wait, what? | |
| Because it, like, that's how they don't. | |
| Wait, what the fuck, Felicity? | |
| Because that's what, like. | |
| They, when a matured vagina is usually, like, has some meat, you know? | |
| No. | |
| Like, when people get the labiaplasty, it looks weird. | |
| Wait, what about the... | |
| Hold on. | |
| Felicity, that was a crazy fucking tip. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I didn't mean it like that. | |
| Wait, but hold on. | |
| I mean, I guess it's the case, like, as a woman matures, that can develop. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But women can be like in their 20s and 30s and have like a, like, like, just a slit. | |
| It's just, why do I know so much about this now? | |
| I don't know. | |
| That was weird. | |
| Why didn't me? | |
| Why are you imagining like, whoa, that's crazy. | |
| Can we check her computer or laptop or something? | |
| This is crazy. | |
| We gotta, I think we gotta, we're gonna have to have a talk about it. | |
| You're making it weird. | |
| I just told you I didn't mean it like that. | |
| So chill out. | |
| Not to be like that, you guys, but I'm gonna go because my leg is just hurting. | |
| I'm sorry, but I really appreciate all of that. | |
| Do you want to like just you don't? | |
| I need to like go lay down. | |
| Like if you look at my gnome, my whole thing is like fresh. | |
| I just have a cap. | |
| Do you want to try this? | |
| Do you want to lay on the couch for a bit? | |
| No, I just full. | |
| And I also have to still drive to LA. | |
| Hey, we got more of the show. | |
| Okay, my bad. | |
| No, but no, seriously, go lay on the couch. | |
| I wasn't even going to, I just didn't want to flake. | |
| Go lay on the couch for a bit. | |
| Take a little, take a little. | |
| No, I'm scared you're going to take a picture of me. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Why the fuck would I take a picture? | |
| I'm putting on AI on my foot. | |
| Laying on the couch. | |
| And look, no offense. | |
| Like, I'm not really into the thick. | |
| No, I don't mean it like that. | |
| Like, you're going to take a picture of my ankle and make fun of me. | |
| Why? | |
| I'm going to take a picture of your what? | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm literally playing with you. | |
| No, but, yeah. | |
| Just go, look, if your legs are whatever are hurting, go lay on the couch for a bit. | |
| I'll stay for another 10 minutes. | |
| Then I gotta go. | |
| No, we need you here till the end, Heavenly. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| This isn't very heavenly of you. | |
| I know, but I also, man, I have to return a car. | |
| Like, I have a lot. | |
| Look, I have secrets going on right now. | |
| Like, I have to take reasons for this shit. | |
| What is going on tonight? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah, guys, guys. | |
| Six hours. | |
| Almost six hours is a really long word. | |
| I don't even know who's watching this. | |
| But this is amazing. | |
| This is fucking rookie. | |
| If my leg wasn't like this, I swear I would have stayed. | |
| What's wrong with your leg? | |
| Show us your leg. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| I fell through an attic three stories like two months ago. | |
| Bro. | |
| No. | |
| No, look at my, look at my foot. | |
| Like, oh my god, yeah. | |
| And it's getting purple and swollen. | |
| No. | |
| I just, I'm sorry, y'all. | |
| You know what? | |
| That would be really good content, though, if you're not. | |
| It's not scary. | |
| Like, gangrene or some shit on the podcast. | |
| Gang what? | |
| Wow. | |
| Gangrene. | |
| Gangrene. | |
| It's literally almost green. | |
| Show us your gout. | |
| My what? | |
| Your gout. | |
| What? | |
| What's that? | |
| What? | |
| Your gout. | |
| It's when, I don't know, your leg's all fucked up or your foot. | |
| No, it is. | |
| Damn, these girls hungry tonight. | |
| Get these girls some pizza. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Get Victoria some Adderall. | |
| Get Charlotte some fucking burrito. | |
| Get a Charlotte burrito. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Get the. | |
| You know, we should maybe cook. | |
| We should do some Gorditas or something. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm a cater. | |
| We should maybe. | |
| We should do like a cooking podcast. | |
| I would be down for that. | |
| Mukbang. | |
| We gotta do it. | |
| All right. | |
| Guys, let's get into the good stuff now. | |
| We gotta get into the good stuff. | |
| We got the questionnaire. | |
| We have her notes, and that's all we have to do. | |
| The good stuff? | |
| The good stuff. | |
| Okay. | |
| The good shit. | |
| The good shit, not the bad. | |
| Here's a syringe. | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Okay, good talk. | |
| Okay, Felicity, do you recall how far you got into the question stuff? | |
| F-Dog? | |
| I just had one more. | |
| Did you do the name three states? | |
| Not states. | |
| Here, I'm going to get up and Felicity, blast. | |
| I already did all of them. | |
| I know that I only have one more. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| No, you didn't do the new ones. | |
| No, no, there's some up here that I added a fuck ton. | |
| But we'll do it. | |
| We'll do it in a sec. | |
| I'll finish up. | |
| I feel like we've just been bantering for the past hour, not even having any substantive. | |
| Hey, that's not true. | |
| We've been more energy. | |
| Yeah, no, we have conversations. | |
| My energy levels are just dropping drastically. | |
| Get these girls some energy drinks. | |
| No, it's not even the energy. | |
| It's just sitting in this chair like hunched over. | |
| Okay. | |
| You okay? | |
| Do you want an applesauce? | |
| Nick, can you get my dear friend Victoria some applesauce, please? | |
| Thank you, Brian. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| You know, I'm a nice guy like that. | |
| I'm looking out. | |
| Get her some applesauce and some Adderall or something. | |
| Ooh, that would do. | |
| Honestly, yeah. | |
| I should have done that. | |
| All right, we're going to blast through. | |
| Men. | |
| Should we do the men should pay stuff? | |
| What? | |
| Give her some applesauce. | |
| She's. | |
| Oh, I think he has to dig it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| She coughed a feel while she was getting the spoon that fell behind my back. | |
| Actually, let's just sit here and breathe a little bit more. | |
| This is Victoria's podcast now. | |
| Oh, no, no. | |
| Let's not do ASMR, SMR. | |
| ASMR? | |
| ASMR? | |
| Okay, we're going to do the questionnaire. | |
| Some things from the questionnaire. | |
| Women can't be sexist towards men. | |
| Aya, you agree. | |
| I don't know if there's an oh, oh shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why is that, Aya? | |
| Wait, can you dummify it a little bit for me? | |
| Just dummify it a little bit. | |
| Women can't be sexist towards men. | |
| Women can't be sexist towards men. | |
| You agree with that statement. | |
| Like, give me an example. | |
| Do you know what sexism is? | |
| I don't think I have it on my mind right now. | |
| Just like. | |
| Do you know what racism is? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like when a person hates the other person? | |
| No, they shouldn't be because men provide a lot and do a lot for women. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Okay. | |
| They should value. | |
| So sexism would be like prejudice or hate. | |
| Women shouldn't be sexist towards men? | |
| No. | |
| But you said they. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| I'm skipping that one. | |
| We're going to do who's Alexis. | |
| Really? | |
| Huh? | |
| Say the rest of that. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| Oh, I thought. | |
| Oh, I thought you said who's Alexis. | |
| I thought you were going to say really. | |
| No. | |
| You know how like. | |
| No, because you said who's Alexis, and I said, really? | |
| No. | |
| Really? | |
| Really? | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| I guess you're Latina. | |
| Are you allowed? | |
| Are Latinas allowed to say the L? | |
| Oh, I know exactly. | |
| Really? | |
| Like, can Mexicans say the N-word? | |
| Really? | |
| Crazy. | |
| Don't say it, but can they say it? | |
| Are Mexicans allowed to say that word? | |
| No, they're not. | |
| No, I wouldn't say that. | |
| I thought they sometimes. | |
| They do, though. | |
| They can say it. | |
| Y'all definitely do. | |
| Do Mexicans have the pass? | |
| That's true. | |
| If they grew up around black people, like how I do. | |
| Yeah, it's the area where you grow up. | |
| Then I've definitely had that pass. | |
| You said you grew up in Compton. | |
| No, I grew up in all different types of LA. | |
| Sorry, I grew up in all different parts of LA. | |
| Can white women say the N-word? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| During sex with a black guy. | |
| That's all my strange butters. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's crazy work. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I'm just saying, I get the impression that some black guys might be okay with. | |
| Your mind goes to crazy places. | |
| Most black guys don't really care. | |
| Hey, into the mic. | |
| And why did you give her a fork, Nick? | |
| That's what I saw. | |
| There's no spoons? | |
| No spoons, Nick. | |
| You don't even have silverware. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, most black guys don't really care. | |
| It's only the. | |
| No, that's always the white. | |
| I mean, how would you put back sex? | |
| During sex? | |
| No, not during. | |
| Oh, just Victoria. | |
| Not during? | |
| No, no. | |
| No. | |
| You just in the streets. | |
| You just walked up to a 14-year-old black boy and called him the N-word. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| No, I will say, I will say, I will say, when, I don't know if y'all remember, but like way before 2020, it was not that big of a deal to say it. | |
| No, it wasn't. | |
| It was not that big of a deal to say it. | |
| It is true that white liberals care about it. | |
| It's not way more than anyone else. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Before 2020? | |
| You guys, stop. | |
| Guys, stop, stop. | |
| Stop. | |
| Thank you, Nick. | |
| Yes, Nick. | |
| Assert your authorita. | |
| Wait, what did you say? | |
| Before 2020, it was okay to say. | |
| Yeah, nobody gave a shit. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It wasn't that serious. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I've been alive for a minute. | |
| I don't think it is ever okay for if you're not black. | |
| Maybe some Mexicans get that. | |
| I feel like it's where you're raised, where you're from. | |
| You're like those areas. | |
| White people and Asian people, you can't say the white word. | |
| Yeah, I know that I did. | |
| Wait, you said the N-word? | |
| I was shocked. | |
| No, not proud. | |
| I mean, well, but no, like in Palmdale, that was the norm. | |
| Like, that's true. | |
| You would say it, like, to your bros. | |
| You. | |
| Yeah, I said it. | |
| Is your hair? | |
| What's your hair color, red? | |
| It's blonde. | |
| I'm fully blonde, green-eyed white girl. | |
| She never dyed her hair dry. | |
| You dropped the hard R. | |
| No, not the hard R, not the hard R. In Palmdale, white girls were just practicing. | |
| And you wouldn't be saying it to black people. | |
| It would be like to other people. | |
| No, it would be to other black people. | |
| That's insane. | |
| I have never said that word. | |
| I did true. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was it not like a normal occurrence? | |
| I never said that one. | |
| Yeah, see, Palmdale High School? | |
| I swear I don't say it. | |
| Of course. | |
| I've never said that. | |
| You would agree with me that that was a normal thing going on. | |
| And Palmdale, like high school, it was my name. | |
| I think it was always a bad one to say the answer. | |
| I just didn't. | |
| Now people made it a big deal. | |
| I mean, it's about the context. | |
| I'm not saying you should go spam it, but I'm just saying, like, nine times out of ten, when people say it, it's like for bro or something like that. | |
| They don't, they're not actually being racist. | |
| Exactly. | |
| There's a difference. | |
| It's totally different. | |
| Wait. | |
| There's like Mexican rappers saying that low-key. | |
| Is it problematic, say a white guy is dating a black girl, right? | |
| Dating a black girl. | |
| And she says, I want you to colonize this pussy. | |
| What's crazy? | |
| Is that for a Native American, right? | |
| If a Native American is with dating a white guy, is it wrong that she would want him to, she's like, colonize this pussy. | |
| We're talking about a fetish now. | |
| This is not even. | |
| That's such a weird thing. | |
| That is not even like. | |
| How do you come up with this? | |
| Oh, that's crazy. | |
| That's why I gotta go back from saying it in general to say that. | |
| Heavenly sex. | |
| Go lay on the couch, Heavenly. | |
| I lip through the airport to be. | |
| This is what you're gonna do. | |
| Lay on the floor. | |
| No. | |
| Heavenly, we got more. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Heavenly. | |
| I appreciate you. | |
| Let her go. | |
| I don't mean it to be grouped by the room. | |
| Wait, Heavenly, before you leave, wait, Heavenly. | |
| I feel bad. | |
| Five minutes. | |
| Five minutes because she just needs another chair to her lady legal. | |
| That's what she like on the girl. | |
| Yeah, but no. | |
| Yeah, lay across. | |
| Lay across these three. | |
| But anyways, okay, wait. | |
| Should the past not matter? | |
| Body count. | |
| Like, should a woman's body count? | |
| No. | |
| Wait, scoot your mic to the edge of the. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| You guys are rabid animals tonight. | |
| No, I don't think the past should matter when it comes to body count. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't think it should matter how many people you've been with. | |
| I think going forward matters more. | |
| Destiny? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about it? | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Do you agree the past should not matter? | |
| The past? | |
| No, it shouldn't. | |
| No, it shouldn't. | |
| Heavenly. | |
| No. | |
| Body count. | |
| Should the past not matter? | |
| The body count should. | |
| I mean, it matters, obviously. | |
| It's your past. | |
| All of it matters. | |
| It all comes into account. | |
| But I don't think if you're, I don't think that if you're, like I said, trying to do different things, I don't think that you should be judged on that. | |
| But I do think it all matters. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Should a woman's past matter? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think it should. | |
| Shouldn't matter. | |
| All right. | |
| So the question is, the question is, going around the table, what's your body count? | |
| I literally would have no idea what my body count is. | |
| Did you forget? | |
| I forgot. | |
| I wasn't even putting a count on it. | |
| You lost track. | |
| Yeah, lost track. | |
| So high, you lost track. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I lost track. | |
| Do you think it's over 100? | |
| Probably. | |
| Okay. | |
| Over a thousand? | |
| I'm not sure, but yeah, probably. | |
| A thousand? | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Ten thousand? | |
| That's too much. | |
| That's a big one. | |
| Yeah, probably more. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This girl's a fucking troll, bro. | |
| No, I'm not trolling. | |
| 10,000? | |
| Do you know how much dick that is? | |
| That's like miles and miles of dick. | |
| Even for an escort, that's a lot. | |
| Yeah, but over the course of years and years and years, it's like a lot. | |
| Because if you were doing that every day, fucking one guy every day, how many days and years is that? | |
| So let's say she's been sexually active, I don't know, since she was what? | |
| Well, fuck, I don't want to get too crazy with it. | |
| 16, 17, 16, 17, and you're 27. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's 10 years. | |
| Okay, 10 times 365 is I'm actually retarded. | |
| It's 3,650 days. | |
| Divided by 10,000. | |
| Or wait. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Hold on. | |
| No, 10,000. | |
| 10,000 divided by 360. | |
| That's 2.7 dicks per day. | |
| Every day. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| day for the past fucking decade for the past 10 years and you've been probably you And you got to think there's like maybe you take a break one day, but another day you're done. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| 10 dicks. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| What's the VJ count? | |
| Well, over what you count. | |
| Your body count's in the millions. | |
| Yes. | |
| Probably. | |
| Charlotte body count. | |
| That's not public info, but it could be if you say it right now. | |
| No, that's not something for the public to just like question. | |
| Have you forgotten my body count? | |
| Have you lost track? | |
| No. | |
| Have you just forgot? | |
| Or I forgot my body count? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| Is it? | |
| Do you want to do a range? | |
| Like it's a range. | |
| Sure. | |
| What is it? | |
| Like. | |
| The range. | |
| She was laughing at me because I gave her the stink eye. | |
| Well, it's like not public info. | |
| Range. | |
| I know. | |
| Don't tell us the exact number, just a range. | |
| You know, it's 10 to 10. | |
| Like, what do you mean by range? | |
| Like 10 to 20. | |
| Oh, less. | |
| Yeah, but what's the range? | |
| Well, then I'm just going to say it. | |
| Yeah, do it. | |
| Just do it. | |
| No. | |
| Charlotte, I'm about to buy you the most delicious dominoes pizza ever, and you aren't going to be my Caucasian. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| It's like, it's low. | |
| It's really low. | |
| Okay, less than five. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you want to just nobody's going to judge you for less than five? | |
| Is it three? | |
| All right. | |
| My homegirl Destiny over here. | |
| No comment. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| And it's not a thing. | |
| There's nothing to be ashamed of. | |
| I'm just no comment. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's the little intrusive. | |
| Yeah, where are you going, Victoria? | |
| I'm not going anymore. | |
| Hey, sit down, homie. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| What's your body count? | |
| Don't worry, I'll tell you in a second. | |
| Don't worry, man. | |
| He's cracking me up right now. | |
| I thought we were friends. | |
| We aren't. | |
| We're cool. | |
| We're bestie, Westies, but like, it's crazy. | |
| Hey, don't talk shit about my homie, girl. | |
| Hey, tell them I said what's that? | |
| That's my fucking bot doll. | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| I'm so fucking cringe. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| So you forgot it? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| What do you think it is? | |
| What I know it is. | |
| That was a good answer. | |
| Chop the money. | |
| Maybe you don't give us an exact number, but can you give us a range? | |
| No. | |
| Is it more than 50? | |
| No. | |
| Is it more than 100? | |
| No, it's not even up there. | |
| Is it between 40 and 10? | |
| It's between nothing. | |
| That's it. | |
| It's between me and my business. | |
| She's a virgin. | |
| Period. | |
| And you? | |
| Since we're asking, you know? | |
| Body counts? | |
| Heavenly. | |
| Seven, three girls, the rest boys. | |
| Ooh, spicy. | |
| Alexis? | |
| No comment either. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| You guys got to be good sports. | |
| What's the point of asking? | |
| The point of asking? | |
| Wait, actually, yeah, what is the point? | |
| What's the point? | |
| Guys, it's if you can, if you come data evaluate, I'm doing a study. | |
| It's about data because I've had the thousand plus women on the show, and we are collecting data that is going to that is going to determine the future of civilization. | |
| And if you don't answer this question, we won't be able to fix America. | |
| What do you think mine is? | |
| Normalize low body count. | |
| What do you think your body count is? | |
| You have to guess. | |
| Normalize it. | |
| If I guess it, will you tell? | |
| No, no, hold on. | |
| If I guess it, even if it's wrong, will you say what it is? | |
| Only if you're close. | |
| How many guesses do I have? | |
| No, fuck that shit. | |
| Just tell us. | |
| Give me that money in your pocket. | |
| Ooh. | |
| I'll give you a $2 bill. | |
| Do you know how much this is fucking worth? | |
| I have literally forward a couple of them. | |
| Tell me how much they're worth. | |
| Do you know how much a $2 bill is worth? | |
| $4. | |
| Good luck. | |
| I love $2 bills. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think here, I want you to sit there, and then Felicity, you'll take the center seat. | |
| You feel sweaty? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Flip it. | |
| Okay, so what is it? | |
| Where's the money? | |
| The $2 bill? | |
| $20. | |
| The body count's $20. | |
| No, I'm saying give me a $20 bill. | |
| Shit, I'm not. | |
| I'm a starving college student. | |
| I got to keep my hands on that $20. | |
| Do you want to do a range? | |
| The show goes. | |
| I want to keep it as mysterious as possible. | |
| If I give you a range, it's going to give it away. | |
| Okay, Felicity? | |
| One. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's two. | |
| What? | |
| Sky? | |
| One or two? | |
| Two. | |
| You got this, Sky. | |
| Crazy. | |
| Lower this a bit. | |
| Come on. | |
| You were dropping the hard R in Palmdale. | |
| This is nothing. | |
| You admitted to saying the N-word in Palmdale. | |
| This is nothing. | |
| You know, with the context, when it was, like, it was not the worst thing that I was doing. | |
| Door, Nick? | |
| No, not that door. | |
| I got it. | |
| So, sorry, what is it? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who's going to be a fucking legend? | |
| What about you? | |
| 12. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| 12. | |
| Vicki. | |
| Can I have a $2 bill? | |
| Sure. | |
| Sure. | |
| Are you going to say the? | |
| Wait, did. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm going to be. | |
| She was on the show last time. | |
| I need somebody in chat to be a researcher. | |
| What did she say her body count was on last show? | |
| Did you say it last show? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, we already know what it is. | |
| So somebody in the chat, somebody in the chat, please find it. | |
| I'm $2 richer. | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's right. | |
| What are you going to do with that? | |
| It was $2. | |
| Gonna spend it. | |
| Don't spend it all in one place. | |
| $2. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You'll still have $8 for it. | |
| True, I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| Does anybody, somebody in the chat? | |
| All right, whatever. | |
| Well, whatever the numbers are. | |
| $25 by 3, and that's the real number. | |
| Whatever the numbers are. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't know if you guys are going to give me any pushback on anything from the questionnaire, to be honest, but I'll just do super quickly. | |
| Alexis, you say that there's a few here that me and Alexis can get into. | |
| And that's actually, yeah, just a few things with Alexis. | |
| We need to finish her notes, and then we'll, we might have an early night tonight, relatively speaking. | |
| Alexis, you say that women are oppressed in the USA. | |
| Why is that? | |
| Is that what the question said? | |
| They're oppressed in the USA? | |
| Yeah, women are oppressed in the USA. | |
| You circled it, indicating you agree with the statement. | |
| Why? | |
| I don't know if I meant to. | |
| I don't know if I meant to. | |
| Oh, you didn't? | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, is that the one that I crossed out? | |
| That's the women do not have equal rights to men in the USA. | |
| You crossed that out, but you did agree that women are oppressed in the USA. | |
| Honestly, no, yeah. | |
| I think I do agree with that. | |
| I think men definitely have more privileges than women do. | |
| And I don't even think there should be a debate about that. | |
| We can just see how men are favored in the workplace rather than women. | |
| Men are favored in the workplace? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't think that that's actually true. | |
| I actually saw something recently. | |
| So a lot of AI is being used in recruitment. | |
| And I saw a study recently that showed that, and they examined like 10 or 20 different AI models, GPT models or whatever. | |
| And they actually found that the AI models that were doing an analysis of people's, oh my God, why am I blanking on this? | |
| On their what? | |
| Oh my God, what's the term for when you resume? | |
| Yeah, they were analyzing resumes. | |
| I was blanking there. | |
| They found that resumes that had a female name on it were being assessed. | |
| Guys, you got to be quiet, please. | |
| Resumes that had a female name on it were being assessed better by these AI tools. | |
| So I think there's massive amounts of affirmative action in corporations. | |
| Women get promotions when perhaps they otherwise shouldn't. | |
| And there's, I mean, related to affirmative action, hiring practices, there's actually a lot of privilege that women experience when it comes to the corporate world. | |
| And like, even in your profession, in the OnlyFans, women definitely outperform men. | |
| Yeah, actually, no, yeah, that is true. | |
| It's so sad. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I can't post feedbacks. | |
| You could. | |
| I guess. | |
| I guess. | |
| Do you have any more cash, by the way? | |
| Maybe. | |
| You were terrible. | |
| Shit. | |
| I may. | |
| I go get that. | |
| You really are? | |
| What sign are you? | |
| What sign am I? | |
| Yeah, you're a Capricorn. | |
| I'm not going to reveal my sign. | |
| You really are reading a license? | |
| It would let people know. | |
| How about you guys guess my sign? | |
| I'm going to say Gabricorn. | |
| Gemini. | |
| Close. | |
| Aquarius. | |
| Cancer. | |
| Taurus. | |
| Nope. | |
| Cancer. | |
| Leo. | |
| Nope. | |
| Yep. | |
| Nope. | |
| Definitely not a Leo. | |
| Wait, yeah, what is it? | |
| He's a Taurus. | |
| Nope. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Oh, he's a Taurus. | |
| He said shut up. | |
| Mess with the bull, you get the horns. | |
| Okay. | |
| Great. | |
| Thanks for doxing me, Felicity. | |
| Wait, you like everybody's zodiac? | |
| Like, we know everybody's. | |
| Who cares? | |
| And then the final thing here from the questionnaire, Alexis. | |
| What is going on over there? | |
| You say, or you agree, women are the primary victims of war, not men. | |
| Why is that? | |
| Well, like we kind of said, men are needed. | |
| Men are needed. | |
| When you take away the father figure, the male figure, you know, you have the men stressed out. | |
| The women are the product of that. | |
| They're going to be stressed out. | |
| You're literally taking someone's father and husband away if they were to get deployed. | |
| Or killed. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And also, we can kind of see it in Palestine right now. | |
| It's mainly women and children getting slaughtered. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| They kill more women because they don't want them to reproduce. | |
| That's all. | |
| I know most men get deployed, but right now they're killing women and children just so they don't have a bigger population. | |
| I mean, there are definitely civilian casualties in all kinds of conflicts. | |
| And yes, absolutely, women and children have been killed. | |
| However, in any military conflict, you'd have to present me some sort of evidence where it's ever been the case that more women have been killed in the military conflict. | |
| It's pretty easy when you look at Palestine. | |
| Even in Palestine, more men are the biggest genocides. | |
| That can't be factually correct, considering their whole population is mainly women, actually children. | |
| Most of their population. | |
| How did they arrive there absent? | |
| All the fighting-aged males that were involved in the military have already been killed. | |
| Wait, what military? | |
| The American military or the Palestinian people? | |
| I don't know the name of the menu. | |
| You don't think we don't have a military more? | |
| You don't think veterans suffer more than wives and children? | |
| Oh, no, they do. | |
| Well, if she's speaking specifically on Palestine of right now, The women and children, but other countries, like for war, it's probably men, mostly men. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I just Googled it. | |
| Casualty data from the ongoing conflict in Palestine indicates that the significant show. | |
| We're not going to dignify that. | |
| Google would be biased in the direction of feminist ideology. | |
| Who funds Google? | |
| Israel. | |
| Israel funds Google, so Israel does not want to be able to do that. | |
| They killed Harley Kirk. | |
| They assassinated Harley Kirk. | |
| That doesn't even make sense, though. | |
| Israel assassinated Harley Kirk. | |
| As soon as he started talking about Palestine and everything going on, he was gone. | |
| And you know how big his platform is? | |
| That's a conspiracy theory, though. | |
| I mean, do you have aside from the fact that he, I suppose he had made some criticisms or something of Israel? | |
| What evidence do you actually have that Israel did the assassination? | |
| I've been watching a lot of Candace Owens' videos, and I know, I don't know if you support her or not, but I feel like a lot of people presented any compelling evidence that actually well, have you asked yourself why AIPAC funds almost each and every politician? | |
| And she's not sure if it's criticisms of that, but I don't think there's actually any compelling evidence that clearly shows, like, beyond Charlie Kirk also did call Epstein a Mossad agent as well. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So if you don't know, Mossad agents are special intelligent. | |
| Okay, but there's no dispute that Charlie Kirk has made criticisms of like the Israel lobby or whatever. | |
| However, I don't find any compelling evidence that he was assassinated, like any links to Israel. | |
| I don't find any. | |
| I feel like a lot of it is just hidden. | |
| We're getting a bit off the trail here, though. | |
| As it relates to. | |
| Women and children. | |
| Or no, not children. | |
| Well, yeah, but I mean, I don't know you're saying that this is insignificant. | |
| Google isn't hiding the fact that there are Palestinian casualties. | |
| What they are saying, though, as it relates to Palestinian casualties, significant proportion of identified fatalities are men, then followed by children and then women. | |
| So this idea that, I don't know, even in the Palestine conflict, that the women and the children are the primary victims. | |
| I mean, it's like kind of most of the population is children and women. | |
| Most of the soldiers. | |
| But if most of the soldiers on the Palestinian side are men, then most of the soldiers on the Palestinian side. | |
| There's just people with rocks thrown. | |
| With rocks? | |
| There's no soldiers. | |
| Where's the Palestinian soldier? | |
| Yeah, of course, Hamas and ISIS. | |
| That's not soldiers. | |
| They're people with just guns. | |
| Do you know how much America? | |
| I don't even know why we're talking about this. | |
| They're literally in a genocide. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, scoot the mic closer here. | |
| But like, hold on. | |
| Do you know how much America is funding Israel? | |
| And do you know? | |
| $2.8 billion. | |
| Yeah, and do you know that they can't even have their own military? | |
| They have just, I guess, terrorist groups to protect them. | |
| You don't think that Hamas has, like, Hamas has a look, this isn't a lot of Hamas. | |
| I live there. | |
| Yeah, they have a paramilitary wave. | |
| Hold on, you can't go off of information. | |
| I was in Morocco at the time the war broke out. | |
| And what I did know from, you know, yeah, they tend to be pretty straightforward with their news. | |
| There were issues with Hamas. | |
| There was a debate going on. | |
| Who the hell? | |
| Sorry, go ahead, Victoria. | |
| All the people that care about the genocide care. | |
| It's kind of boring. | |
| Yeah, but it is a little complicated. | |
| Who agrees with a genocide? | |
| Yeah, it is a little complicated. | |
| However, you're not. | |
| You know, I think that is for much of what's happening. | |
| But also, you gotta, like, my general question, and a lot of our citizens of Morocco were also questioning Hamas as well. | |
| Like, what is their what are they trying to do? | |
| Let me just move things on here so we're not kidding. | |
| Hamas equivalent to the biggest military in the world. | |
| Let me, I'm gonna finish off. | |
| Hamas's guys, quiet. | |
| We're gonna move this back to this. | |
| So, the question is: do you think that men are not the primary victims of war? | |
| You think women are the primary victims of war? | |
| Um, no, so I do change my answer. | |
| Currently, with this war, with the Palestinian War, yes, I do agree that women and children are the main victims. | |
| Most wars, probably not, yeah, thank you, like, for example, World War II, fucking terrible. | |
| Yeah, men, men, primary victims, but also like the Holocaust, that's literally women and children. | |
| So, uh, well, I mean, there were also okay, well, not going to be there. | |
| Majority, we're going to go there. | |
| I'm not going to go there, but um, I don't know if there's clear-cut. | |
| Well, I mean, perhaps it could be the case that as it relates to civilian casualties, the civilian casualties were more highly represented by women and children, but this would be because the men were soldiers and they were just killed outright in the war. | |
| Um, so, anyways, we're we're gonna get into your the final final notes that we have. | |
| We're gonna do, you know what we're gonna do? | |
| We're gonna do a roast session too. | |
| Yes, let's do bumble here. | |
| Let's do bumble. | |
| Um, Nick, can you what's bumble? | |
| Dating app, yeah, yeah. | |
| We'll do that really quick while I'm changing the TTS threshold. | |
| Uh, so starting with you, you have 20 swipes. | |
| You're gonna say yes or no? | |
| Okay, 20 swipes. | |
| Oh, yeah, Nick, just yeah, ask for the age ranges and yeah, what's the age range of people you date? | |
| Uh, like around say like 20 to 30, 26 to 35. | |
| Great, okay, and Nick, you can feel free to just go through it with him. | |
| Okay, okay, so you're gonna say yes or no? | |
| No, no, no, I don't know who it is, so no, looks like one of the AI guys, I know, no, he was attractive. | |
| Nope, nope, excuse me, nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, that's it, zero next age range range, that was zero. | |
| She said zero, yeah, zero, zero. | |
| Wait, can you just put it on the ground, the jacket? | |
| Yeah, it's making noise. | |
| Uh, age range of guys you would date 20 to 26, 20 to 26. | |
| Okay, all right, we're gonna get that guys. | |
| We're lowering the TTS to $69, just giving you guys a heads up. | |
| So, if you guys want to get a roast in, you want to do a QA, get it in, we'll do segment. | |
| You ready, Nick? | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| No, No Dubai No, can't even see. | |
| No, I look like Jeff McDonald. | |
| No, oh my god No no, all right wow, that was, that was zero. | |
| I also to all of them, no, but was she in the mic? | |
| Yeah, she was all right, all right. | |
| Uh, for you age range of guys, you would date 30 35, I guess. | |
| yeah okay 30 to 35 no no no no no no i love dogs though but no is he married That's crazy. | |
| No, can we go back and put no again? | |
| No, we'll see, we'll see. | |
| No really, yeah to Lucas. | |
| Sorry Lucas, but no, how many? | |
| How many left? | |
| Uh, like one left? | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| No no okay, that's fair. | |
| No no wait, give her 10 more. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| 10 more? | |
| Keep going. | |
| I don't want to waste your time. | |
| I'm probably seeing, keep going five more guys. | |
| Why just do it? | |
| Just do it okay. | |
| No no, it's because she hasn't seen a brother yet. | |
| No, it's not even that. | |
| No, we've seen some Hispanic guys. | |
| No no no no bro, the one black guy. | |
| And she still says, listen, you know that song. | |
| I only have eyes for you. | |
| That's how I am sorry. | |
| Like well then, we wasted our time. | |
| Yeah, I told you, I didn't want to waste your time, like I thought you're single right yeah, but I don't know how I was in the body. | |
| Yeah, but it's not. | |
| But truly honestly, it would actually be no no like no okay, none of those guys. | |
| You don't think any of them were changing zero for 2020. | |
| So remember earlier in the conversation, actually wait, I'll save my, I'll save it for later. | |
| Age range of guys you would date, 28 to 33. | |
| 28 to 33. | |
| Sorry, Neck, you're too old. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Mm-hmm. No. No. No. No. No. | |
| the first. | |
| If it's the first guy, then yeah no no no, no. | |
| Is that a Celsius? | |
| Yeah no, that hair's crazy. | |
| No, my baby. | |
| Put your baby off the dating site. | |
| Yes crazy no no Okay, we got three out of twenty. | |
| It took 75 guys to get a yes. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Okay, I would do 19 to 26. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| What? | |
| uh no no no no no Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| He's cute. | |
| No. | |
| That looks like you, Nick. | |
| No. | |
| Man, his name's Nick. | |
| No. | |
| No, no. | |
| That's a girl. | |
| No. | |
| I can't even see these guys' faces. | |
| Yeah, it's the format of these damn photos. | |
| I think I said yes to one. | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| Okay. | |
| Two. | |
| Two. | |
| Okay. | |
| Adrian. | |
| 23 to 26, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| The tongue out is crazy. | |
| No. | |
| Which. | |
| No. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. | |
| She gets another 10. | |
| Why? | |
| Just keep going. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. No. No. | |
| Hell's Kitchen. | |
| Nope. | |
| Nope. | |
| Nah. | |
| No. | |
| She gets another 10. | |
| Why? | |
| Can I get another 10? | |
| Nope. | |
| No. | |
| Can I get 10 Josh? | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, he's cute. | |
| No. | |
| Don't influence her. | |
| Stop. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Very skinny. | |
| No. | |
| Bad boy. | |
| Yes to the cat. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Because she's just going to say no. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| That was an iron. | |
| That was an iron worker, by the way. | |
| Great guy, Logan. | |
| Okay. | |
| Men, update your dating profiles. | |
| We need to see your face. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Am I still going to do this? | |
| Here, just let her do it. | |
| Keep going. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| It's three of them. | |
| What about the guy that was in the left bottom corner? | |
| Well, whatever. | |
| Can we do it for you, but like women? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We don't have that setting for. | |
| Okay, keep going. | |
| Let's blast through this. | |
| Come on. | |
| No. | |
| That was 10. | |
| Keep going. | |
| This has been like 27. | |
| Another 10. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| I can't. | |
| This is no. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| No. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Just let her answer. | |
| Let her answer, guys. | |
| No. | |
| Nope. | |
| Love the view. | |
| Nope. | |
| No. | |
| Cute dog. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. | |
| Nope. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| I would date nobody on a dating app. | |
| Like, I wouldn't like anybody. | |
| I mean, that's, like, attractive, but, like, no. | |
| But, I mean, it's like who you – have any of these guys been attractive? | |
| No. | |
| Um, some of them. | |
| But okay, the idea here is not whether or not you yourself would be on a dating app. | |
| The idea here is based off of their one profile picture. | |
| No. | |
| If you would go on a date with them. | |
| None of the pictures are good enough that I would want to go on a date with any of them. | |
| So they're not attractive enough, is what you're saying. | |
| Maybe not attractive enough. | |
| The pictures are not impressive. | |
| Impressive? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| What is an impressive picture? | |
| Like, you'd want a picture that shows like you who they are. | |
| Some of them have done that, but. | |
| And they weren't good looking. | |
| Let's keep going. | |
| What? | |
| We'll keep going. | |
| Another 10. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Oh. | |
| Good catch. | |
| No. | |
| Coachella. | |
| No. | |
| Nice view. | |
| No. | |
| Love the lobster. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Order man. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| There's two of them. | |
| Why are you going to show two of these? | |
| Well, then you can just be like to either of them. | |
| No. | |
| Madly stressed. | |
| No. No. No. No. | |
| It's. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| You can't even see his face. | |
| Skip it. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| You know. | |
| I think we should just skip it and then I'll say that. | |
| This one. | |
| This one. | |
| Either of these guys? | |
| No. | |
| Not even the guy on the right? | |
| I mean, that, okay. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Literally naked? | |
| He is vaping. | |
| I think we should like keep going, and then when I see one, I'll be like, yes. | |
| So just, yeah, keep going. | |
| No, just... | |
| No. | |
| You keep saying no. No. No. No. No. No. No. | |
| We'll do one more minute. | |
| No. | |
| One more minute. | |
| I thought you said 10 more. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, I mean, okay, maybe. | |
| Possibly. | |
| He's good looking. | |
| No. | |
| We missed it, I guess. | |
| Is that his kid? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, now my legs are falling asleep. | |
| Oh, you have my girlfriend. | |
| No. | |
| What is his marriage? | |
| No. | |
| My cat kind of looks like that. | |
| No. | |
| Wait. | |
| He's handsome. | |
| He's handsome. | |
| Is that a yes or is it a no? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| It's still a no. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why are we doing this? | |
| Come on. | |
| 20 seconds. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yes. | |
| That is the one. | |
| Girl. | |
| You're messing. | |
| Just come on. | |
| Just 15 seconds. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Let's go. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, nope. | |
| All right, last one. | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| So that was probably like 100, 200 guys or something. | |
| And she said no to like every single one. | |
| Maybe there was like one in there at some point where she was like, remember, you know, I know we were going to have Victoria do it, but I feel like I have to jump in at this point. | |
| Remember earlier in the conversation when I was talking about how the two tens at the table, you notice how they were like extremely picky and they said no to like some of these guys were actually like decently attractive dudes. | |
| Sky here is like average to above average looking. | |
| She's passing on guys who are outside of her looks league. | |
| This is exactly what I'm talking about here. | |
| She said no to 100 men. | |
| Is she a one out of a hundred girl in terms of looks? | |
| Probably not. | |
| That's her right, though. | |
| She doesn't have to say that. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| she has free speech it's her right to and free will not want to fuck anybody i guess but it's like period Yeah. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm not going to date anybody until I get a 10 out of 10 model virgin who's, I don't know, a billionaire. | |
| Am I likely to get it? | |
| No. | |
| She also has a boyfriend, so I have to remember that. | |
| She doesn't have a boyfriend. | |
| She's dating somebody. | |
| But it's a hypothetical. | |
| Yeah, but it's a hypothetical. | |
| It's not serious. | |
| Even if somebody is a one, they don't have to date a one. | |
| Yeah, I think if they wanted like that model or that, that whoever, like, you don't think you can get that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brian can pull a model, can't you, Brian? | |
| Hold on. | |
| You're saying a virgin 10 out of 10 model who's a billionaire? | |
| Like, that's the example I provided. | |
| Even minus the billionaire? | |
| Yeah, I'm not, it's not happening. | |
| Okay. | |
| You don't think you're not going to be able to do that? | |
| Like, look at Michael Sarah. | |
| Do you guys have like this belief in like manifestation? | |
| If you believe it, it'll happen. | |
| I'm telling you, there's a lot of single-byte. | |
| There's a lot of you've manifested. | |
| Okay. | |
| There's a lot of really unattractive men who would love to be with a bombshell 10 out of 10 women, woman. | |
| It's not happening. | |
| It's not fucking happening. | |
| Come back down to reality. | |
| Come back down to earth. | |
| Get grounded. | |
| If you believe it'll happen. | |
| No, it's bullshit. | |
| I can literally think of like four different couples where the woman is like way outside of the guys' league. | |
| Great. | |
| I can think of four different couples where the man's way outside the woman's league. | |
| So then what are you saying? | |
| So you just contradicted yourself really. | |
| No, not really. | |
| I mean, well, you're trying to make it. | |
| I guess I was doing a contradiction insofar as maybe you were trying to say, oh, well, all these women are dating down or whatever. | |
| I don't think that it is the case that generally speaking, really unattractive people are going to be batting outside their league. | |
| Well, generally speaking, and never ever happening, but you just said you said, that's never fucking happening. | |
| That's literally. | |
| I mean, I'm being a bit, of course, like certain. | |
| Yeah, some. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| Let me put it like this. | |
| If somebody was, a friend of mine was going to go buy a lottery ticket, I'm like, you're not going to win. | |
| It's possible he could win, but I don't think I'm wrong, statistically speaking, to say it's really, really unlikely. | |
| So when I'm using sort of a not quite hyperbole, but an exaggeration. | |
| Right. | |
| I'm just going to say, yeah, it's really unlikely that, okay, I mean, like, it's possible I could go like beat up Khabib Nurmegamedov. | |
| Like, I guess it's possible I could do it, but like, if I was a betting man, like, no, I'm going to get murked. | |
| Wait, I didn't hear the first part of what you said when you were. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just, you, so you think, tell you what, set me up with one of your model friends if you think it's possible. | |
| I don't have any model friends, but I'm saying, like, I do. | |
| We'll test the theory. | |
| Yeah, let's test it out. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, look, I guess it's good to have belief or whatever, but I just, in reality, look, it doesn't work out that way. | |
| What if it's about love? | |
| I was about to say, love comes in all shapes and sizes. | |
| Like, if you're in love with me. | |
| Girls really love really good-looking guys, okay? | |
| No. | |
| That's what you don't, actually. | |
| I can validate that. | |
| Because I've dated some guys that turn tall, medium and lean. | |
| You need to be a little bit different. | |
| Personality could really make you handle physical attraction first. | |
| Right. | |
| So it's like you can say, oh, I want the guy who's X, Y, and Z. | |
| That attraction can come from energy, too. | |
| Totally. | |
| Okay, confidence can help you. | |
| A lot. | |
| Having personality can help you. | |
| However, you have to be like in the, if you're just like an ugly dude, but like you're the funniest guy to ever live. | |
| Yeah, you're going to like probably fuck some hotties. | |
| But there you go. | |
| But how many men are going to be the funniest dude who ever plays? | |
| There's a lot of funny biggie. | |
| There's a lot of funny men. | |
| Okay, what percentage of men that you encounter are funny? | |
| A lot. | |
| Men are funny. | |
| Do you fuck all of them? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because just because they're funny, like they could probably have terrible hearts. | |
| So personality doesn't matter, I guess. | |
| It's not just personality. | |
| It's literally everything. | |
| Physical attraction first, then everything can come from that. | |
| Not saying it's the most important thing, but it's at least got to be there. | |
| My first boyfriend was actually who I lost my virginity to. | |
| He was really, really fat and overweight, but he was extremely. | |
| Were you fat and overweight? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| I only got fat after I had my, after I moved to California, honestly. | |
| California does that to people. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| It'd be them chocolate walling spots. | |
| I just look. | |
| She passed on like 100 plus people. | |
| Not one. | |
| And a lot of you guys also passed on. | |
| I said like three. | |
| I only had, like... | |
| It's both. | |
| Alright. | |
| Um... | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm just saying, like, I guess the point I was trying to make is about when we were talking about, okay, but if you think you're a 10. | |
| You have Patrice O'Neill pictured right here. | |
| What do you think about him? | |
| What kind of women do you think that he pulls? | |
| He's dead. | |
| Well, that he pulled. | |
| You don't think he pulls some tens? | |
| Hold on. | |
| He was like famous. | |
| Patrice O'Neill was like a very famous comedian. | |
| Comedians are like pretty. | |
| My understanding is like if you as a woman go to a comedy show and you find this comedian funny, like that's going to create like a dynamic where. | |
| Not quite starstruck, but there is a component to fame that can move mountains. | |
| He didn't become funny when he got famous. | |
| He was funny people. | |
| Yeah, he was already funny. | |
| Oh, yeah, I guess that goes back into what we said. | |
| Yeah, funny guys can pull hotties. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, looks-wise, Patrice O'Neill was pulling women who are more attractive than him. | |
| But I'm not saying it's just looks. | |
| I think, at least for men, right? | |
| At least for men, I think you can bring other things to the table that will make yourself attractive to women. | |
| It can be status, it can be money, it can be personality, it can be humor, it can be confidence, it can be all these things. | |
| However, I do think that overall, looks are going to be super, super important. | |
| I think physical attraction has to be there first. | |
| I think, look, you can. | |
| I don't think Drake is like a particularly good-looking guy, but he's super famous, famous rapper, rich. | |
| I guess, you know, there's some allegations recently that came out, but he seems like he has a decent personality or whatever. | |
| Yeah, he's like smashing fucking babes. | |
| Everybody. | |
| Yeah, he's fucking ran through, right? | |
| So it's like, yeah, you can do other things to make yourself attractive to women. | |
| But I mean, if we're just talking about like normal, normal people here, yeah, I mean, it's ultimately physical attraction is going to go a long way. | |
| Yeah, it will. | |
| I think physical attraction is the start of like something because you have to have physical attraction to like, you know, love that person and stuff. | |
| But look, the point I was trying to finish up there is when I was saying, oh, well, you have these women who are not going to be willing to date guys who are like just from a bird's eye view, like, you know, looking in, you have these women who aren't going to want to date men who, at least as I would perceive it, I think a lot of people out there would perceive it as men who are in their league. | |
| There were a couple men that Sky passed on where I'm like, that guy's better looking than you. | |
| That guy's outside of your league. | |
| And she passed on them, right? | |
| And so that's my issue with the I'm a 10 thing is y'all are going to overlook men who are like, honestly, you'd be lucky to get with that guy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You'd be lucky to be with him. | |
| I think it's different on a screen, like if those people were here in real life and like making the moves. | |
| Yeah, would it be different on a screen? | |
| Because it's like... | |
| Because some of those attractive guys are making weird faces. | |
| It's not as personal. | |
| I guess. | |
| I feel like for men, you can get a lot more out of a man in person rather than a picture. | |
| I think that was everyone. | |
| There's a lot of guys that like, I see a picture of them. | |
| They don't look good at all, but then in person, they're like, it's not as photogenic. | |
| Totally. | |
| They have a nice person. | |
| I feel like totally. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| And then I do think also there's a component when you meet somebody and they're cool and you like their personality. | |
| That's a factor there too. | |
| But in this case, I mean, I don't know why we're adding on all these variables here. | |
| I think it's quite clear the experiment we were conducting there. | |
| It's you don't know anything about their personality, but just on the basis of their looks, would you date them? | |
| And she said no to like 100 dudes. | |
| She said no to 100 dudes. | |
| And shit. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I don't know what to say to you. | |
| Yeah, I mean, Skye, I mean, I don't know if you, do you disagree with me? | |
| Do you feel like what? | |
| You don't need to apologize. | |
| I mean, this is. | |
| I'm not sorry. | |
| Oh, I didn't say that. | |
| Oh, you said that. | |
| I didn't say sorry. | |
| I'm not sorry. | |
| But so I just. | |
| I guess what's your response then? | |
| Those guys on those images didn't give enough what? | |
| Like an image that was like who am I? | |
| I'm Skye. | |
| Yeah, but like, you think your shit don't stink. | |
| Like, who are you? | |
| I don't think that. | |
| What are you expecting these guys to do? | |
| A fucking magic trick or some bullshit in a photo? | |
| Like you want him jump, like you want him to have like a like pull up his Robinhood account and he's got like 10 mil in Bitcoin and he's got a cat and he's got, I don't know, you want him to see his dick or something? | |
| Okay, to be fair, those guys, like I saw all of them, they weren't. | |
| Look, yeah, some of the guys were not attractive. | |
| I wouldn't have picked any of them either. | |
| I'm really like, I was looking through and she was saying no. | |
| no no and like i was like there was less than five i've looked Look, actually, maybe there was a couple, actually. | |
| The striking thing here, even if I still think, hey, you're going to say no to 90% of men, that's kind of crazy. | |
| But the striking thing here is she saw over 100 men and she didn't say yes to any of them. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| It's. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Are you talking about you? | |
| I am. | |
| Right? | |
| At least she's self-aware, I guess. | |
| Sarcastic. | |
| I'm being so sarcastic. | |
| Oh, she's being sarcastic. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's not self-aware then. | |
| I'm not self-aware. | |
| I guess not. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I just. | |
| So do you say that? | |
| I think if you're fucking Megan Fox at 20, you can do what you just did. | |
| If you're Sky Amish, I don't think you say no to 100 plus men. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why are you looking at me that way, Felicity? | |
| You think I'm awesome? | |
| So you say this about women, but you also say that men, they'll fuck a girl that they're not attracted to, but they won't wipe her up. | |
| I feel like that's there's some equivalence there. | |
| I don't think there's an equivalence there. | |
| So you accept her because you want to fuck her, but you're not going to take her seriously. | |
| Like, that's still a rejection in some way. | |
| No, hold on. | |
| I think if we did this experiment with men and we're like, okay, which of these girls would you like want to date just on their looks alone? | |
| Like assuming their personality is fine or whatever, just on their looks alone, which of these women meet your looks threshold for a like a long-term relationship? | |
| And I think men would be like saying like 20, 30, 40, 50% of the women are attractive enough to be in a relationship with. | |
| Meanwhile, we have. | |
| To be fair, yeah, I think you said no to like way too many. | |
| There was a few in there where I was like, I would say yes to that. | |
| Like, Skye, you're not an unattractive gal. | |
| You're an attractive gal. | |
| You're cute, whatever. | |
| But, you know, I don't know if you're. | |
| Who are you? | |
| Maybe she's just who are you? | |
| Maybe she's just a picky girl. | |
| I'm Sky. | |
| That's all I have to say. | |
| But it's like, what do you mean, picky? | |
| Like, yeah, you can be picky about certain things, but like in terms of those guys' looks and not knowing anything else about them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, let's sky talk. | |
| Let's go talk. | |
| Well, you're just like nailing into her. | |
| It's like, get it. | |
| You're like, get it. | |
| She explains herself. | |
| She doesn't have to explain herself. | |
| You don't think that's. | |
| No. | |
| I love you. | |
| You love me? | |
| I know. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I don't love you. | |
| But keep making assumptions. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Go. | |
| What else do you have? | |
| What else you got? | |
| Come on. | |
| About what? | |
| That we're not going to have sex. | |
| No. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| No, she was talking about nailing. | |
| No, but you're like, you're saying that apparently I'm going to be Amish. | |
| Apparently I'm not going to wait until marriage. | |
| That's not possible. | |
| Look, Skye. | |
| Who is it? | |
| I'm not saying. | |
| So go ahead. | |
| Say more. | |
| When I say you're Amish, I'm sort of doing a joke. | |
| But what I'm getting at with the Amish thing, and this isn't an insult, you're a plain Jane. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're a plain Jane. | |
| Nothing wrong with you. | |
| You're a plain Jane. | |
| There's nothing wrong with a plain Jane. | |
| Plain Janes can be attractive, whatever. | |
| But look, I'm not trying to be a dick. | |
| You're nothing special. | |
| And I'm not special. | |
| I want to be clear. | |
| I'm nothing special. | |
| I'm nothing special either. | |
| I'm not up on my ivory towel. | |
| She's definitely more attractive than your AI image than your AI-generated image of a woman. | |
| Like, that was a nice. | |
| That's my version of you said yesterday. | |
| Riota was pretty cute. | |
| I mean, have you seen those blue eyes? | |
| His eyes are just like so blue. | |
| Sky is objectively more attractive than that. | |
| Wait, no, sorry. | |
| Sorry, I meant to say subjective. | |
| Subjectively, Sky is more attractive than your AI. | |
| Okay, sure. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm not saying, like, I don't think there's any dispute here. | |
| We called her a plain Jane. | |
| She is a plain Jane. | |
| Ride with the mob. | |
| Come to Wada. | |
| Check in with me. | |
| And do your job. | |
| Look, she said she's a 10. | |
| Look, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| We gotta. | |
| I don't know why I'm getting flacked for this. | |
| Let's come down to reality. | |
| She just, if these men, she said no, how much was it? | |
| That was like 200 maybe. | |
| I don't know if it was, it might have been 200. | |
| Am I, chat, am I like... | |
| There's a lot. | |
| There's a lot of people. | |
| She said no to like 100, 200 men. | |
| I get, look, I don't have a problem. | |
| Some of them were not attractive dudes. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| But you'd expect like two, three, at least. | |
| I mean, I still think that's low. | |
| I think we can leave. | |
| I think that's low. | |
| I think for, you know, reasonable, you should be like, yeah, one out of ten you're saying yes to. | |
| That seems reasonable. | |
| One out of ten? | |
| That was like a lot of guys. | |
| Like, that's that's that's crazy. | |
| No, I think, hold on, one. | |
| I didn't really like them either. | |
| I like thank you. | |
| Yeah, I'm like, I don't know. | |
| I didn't like them either. | |
| The pictures just didn't do them justice. | |
| Like, there was maybe like three, and they weren't even that great. | |
| That's what I'll say. | |
| Like, they weren't, like, the ones that I would pick were not even that great. | |
| I saw some good ones. | |
| I feel like attractive guys don't really, like, they're not. | |
| I'll put it this way. | |
| I think I saw at least 10 men in there. | |
| And I'm being, I'm probably being conservative with this. | |
| There were at least 10 men in there that were just as, if not more attractive than Sky. | |
| And she said no to all of them. | |
| There's some truth behind that, isn't there? | |
| Behind what I'm saying? | |
| Which ones are you reading? | |
| Are you like, is this like a you're gay thing or whatever? | |
| Are you D.O. | |
| I think as a man, you can be like making a deterrent. | |
| Like, for example, I think even though I'm straight, Brad Pitt is more physically attractive than Donald Trump. | |
| Like, does that make me gay? | |
| No. | |
| I mean, you can be a guy. | |
| Does that make me gay? | |
| Because I can audit. | |
| No, you can be a guy and recognize another attractive girl. | |
| Yeah, for sure. | |
| I mean, you can't. | |
| Just like I'll be a girl. | |
| I feel like the gayest men are the men you can't make any attacks. | |
| Yeah, that are like so exciting. | |
| I am comfortable in my sexuality. | |
| Can you do a voice? | |
| Yeah, do you see? | |
| Can you do the voice really quick? | |
| Yeah, I'll do the voice if Victoria gets me more cash. | |
| Or no. | |
| Wait, you had to go get more cash. | |
| Sure if I tell you my body can't. | |
| You're going to do a voice. | |
| I'll do the voice if you get me all your cash. | |
| You'll like it. | |
| You'll like it. | |
| A gay voice. | |
| For how long? | |
| I've been living for it. | |
| I've been living for it. | |
| Nick, just when she comes back, have her go the other way. | |
| This is insanity. | |
| Is this. | |
| You want me to do the gay voice, don't you, Victoria? | |
| I'm like, I do. | |
| Here, there's some chats. | |
| That's all I wanted. | |
| Barrier Wisdom donated $69. | |
| Chair 4. | |
| If her entire brand is selling fantasy to strangers, maybe you're not the best person to explain real-world suffering and sacrifice. | |
| Take her love back to Fiwero Street. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay, so two things. | |
| Do you want to respond to that? | |
| Wait, can you scoot your mic that way? | |
| Yes, two things. | |
| First part: a brand doesn't encapsulate who I am as a person or my beliefs or anything. | |
| It's literally a brand, it's literally a business. | |
| It's a play. | |
| It's not who I am. | |
| What I choose to put on the internet is literally the best. | |
| Oops. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Barrio Wisdom donated $69. | |
| We've reached peak clown world when walking red flags are giving traffic directions. | |
| You run a simp fan base, but now you're here to explain how society should work. | |
| Trumpets These Days. | |
| W Brixon. | |
| She got it. | |
| You have to do it. | |
| You're out of luck and only have $1, but you. | |
| Okay, just watch your feet. | |
| Watch your feet. | |
| Watch your feet. | |
| I mean, I thought you had more cash. | |
| I'm not doing it for you. | |
| Oh, you're out of luck. | |
| You told me to go to the corner. | |
| Here, I'm just gonna go. | |
| I'm giving it back to you. | |
| Really? | |
| You told me to go get her. | |
| You made the promise. | |
| You didn't specify how much. | |
| Is there alcohol? | |
| Nick. | |
| I expected more than this. | |
| I know, but I'm declining your cash. | |
| I mean, you do it for free all the time. | |
| Oh, she's just giving it to me then? | |
| You do your gay voice. | |
| Well, maybe I'll do it later. | |
| I'll do it later if she's not. | |
| You're not feeling it. | |
| So, like, if you go to a restaurant and you order a meal and it comes out and it's like in your for $1, I'll do it for 10 seconds. | |
| Here, I'll give you all compliments since I've been a dick all night. | |
| I'll give you all compliments in a gay voice since I've been a dick to all of you. | |
| Oh, everybody recording. | |
| Everybody's screaming. | |
| They can't be random. | |
| They have to be in a double. | |
| I've been nice to Victoria. | |
| That's probably the only time you'll do this. | |
| I haven't said anything. | |
| Have I been mean to you? | |
| No. | |
| You've been mean to me. | |
| You've been a little spicy. | |
| You've been mean to me. | |
| He's mean to me, everybody. | |
| All right, you guys ready for the gay voice? | |
| He was just giving Wabby sock. | |
| He needs to apologize. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Aya, you are just so fabulous with your little blue dreads. | |
| Like, you're from the future, girl. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I mean, you're a little on the thick side, you know, but I love that for you. | |
| My little Palestinian princess. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Charlotte, I'm so happy for you. | |
| You're just killing it with the day trading. | |
| You're going to be so fabulous in your little Ferrari. | |
| Oh, my goodness. | |
| And your little turtleneck. | |
| You are so cute. | |
| And then my little Mexican girl. | |
| Don't switch it. | |
| Tortillo. | |
| Stay in your lane. | |
| Switch one. | |
| You're going to switch your accent. | |
| I can hear it. | |
| Hey, what if I can do instead of gay? | |
| What if I try to be like a cholo? | |
| I knew you were going to say that. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Give me the pass. | |
| Give me the past is crazy. | |
| I'll be a gay cholo. | |
| How about that? | |
| Hey, they exist. | |
| They exist. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| How'd you be a gay cholo? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You're looking so like. | |
| Like, today was so funny. | |
| For real. | |
| Like, for real, for real. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Don't be looking at my baton. | |
| Okay, well, just your voice. | |
| Ole. | |
| Orale. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's why you had to say it's like. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Your hoops, they're just so good. | |
| Girl, thanks, Girl. | |
| Figure the scoop. | |
| And oh my god. | |
| You're so good at like doing the little extra line there on your lips. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| My overline. | |
| The overline. | |
| You, oh my god, you just picked your nose. | |
| That was so cute. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| It was like a shit. | |
| That's so amazing. | |
| Your bangs. | |
| That's what a compliment. | |
| Oh my god, I bet all the guys want to bang you. | |
| Felicity. | |
| That was a good one. | |
| Felicity, you little Prussian soldier, you. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know what to say to Felicity. | |
| I've heard you. | |
| You always just call me a bitch or something. | |
| No, we wouldn't even let that happen. | |
| Felicity, you are just my favorite. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Let me think about this for Felicity. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Take a minute. | |
| Is this hot for any of you? | |
| Are any of you turned on right now? | |
| No. | |
| No, but you're doing a really good impression. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| I thought we're into that. | |
| So anyways, good impression. | |
| Felicity, oh my god, your little pink jacket with your little flag. | |
| You're such a patriot. | |
| Oh my god, Skye, you are such a little sweetheart, but deep down, I know. | |
| I know. | |
| You're a freak. | |
| Okay, at the end. | |
| Freak in the sheets. | |
| Freaky key. | |
| No, just invited to the freaknick. | |
| Freak in the sheets. | |
| low-key freak i feel like she's she's so she's so you know chill That I'm not gonna lie, Skye, I'll appear. | |
| I'll give you a real compliment you have like a solid your voice is like a solid 9 out of 10 love her voice it's really it's yeah she's actually i'm this is gonna sound weird not No. | |
| I was getting ASMR when she was talking about it. | |
| Not like the weird ASMR, like the relaxing ASMR. | |
| Brian listens to you're looking at. | |
| Shut up. | |
| No, no. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I love exposing it. | |
| Oh, my God, your green eyes, your little... | |
| How do you say green in Spanish? | |
| Big red. | |
| Big red. | |
| A little verde. | |
| Españoles. | |
| And then my little Moroccan. | |
| Oh, wait, what the fuck? | |
| I changed it up. | |
| Victoria. | |
| Oh my god, you're such a little... | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Let me think about this. | |
| You are my favorite Moroccan princess. | |
| Yeah, that's about banking. | |
| i knew you were gonna say that are you brian Okay, next topic. | |
| This is getting a little too much for me. | |
| Let's go on top of that. | |
| Bro, I'll know. | |
| I'll know how I got convinced. | |
| And you keep saying little. | |
| I keep saying Lil, like it's OD. | |
| What do you, any of you, bring to the table for a high-value man? | |
| Will you keep his house clean, stomach full, and balls empty? | |
| Oh, it's literally not even fucking hard. | |
| Do you have the ability to pair bond anymore? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes, we would if it was a perfect man. | |
| I'm engaged. | |
| No, because I feel like that's a pretty straightforward. | |
| Danny just gave us the whole outline of how to keep a man happy, so now we know ball. | |
| Like, thanks. | |
| I don't think men understand that if a woman meets the man of her dreams, she will do anything for him. | |
| Literally, that's so true. | |
| And it's the same thing the other way around, too. | |
| I think if a man meets a girl in his dreams, he will do anything. | |
| Even if he's not a provider, even if he's not going to get an education and a job. | |
| No, this is not true because, Felicity, we've done this question all the time. | |
| If you meet the perfect man for the perfect man, not just the man of the dreams. | |
| Actually, true. | |
| Not just the man of your dreams, but the perfect man, which I think goes above man of your dreams, right? | |
| They're like, no, I wouldn't do XYZ. | |
| These girls are stubborn. | |
| Wow, that's really offensive. | |
| You should apologize. | |
| This is a good moment to pull up the VAW video. | |
| Bow, bow. | |
| But let me let the chats come through before we get to it. | |
| So going around the table. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me let the chats come through first. | |
| Keely to Corona donated $69. | |
| I mean, everyone is delusional. | |
| That's why even a five men will cheat on a seven-point girl. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Yeah, I do think that is actually a phenomenon. | |
| Like, guys will cheat down, which you might like, yeah. | |
| Stupid, I guess, but makes sense, sort of. | |
| Beaten cheeks donated 60. | |
| It's beaten cheeks. | |
| Brian, you go to the board for female guests. | |
| Try not getting tortoises on the show and check for non-Mexican women. | |
| Like Colon Bianis with hotel wagons or Costa Rican mama sequences. | |
| We just had a Colombian incel. | |
| That was ugly. | |
| Incel? | |
| That was ugly. | |
| Yo, you calling beaten cheeks an incel? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That just gets desensitized. | |
| That just gets desensitized. | |
| We don't claim those tortos. | |
| We don't claim that. | |
| We don't claim what? | |
| Tortoise founder. | |
| Log out. | |
| Wait, go ahead and log out for me. | |
| Are you guys tortas? | |
| Fuck yeah, proud. | |
| I would say big Latinas. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thick Latinas. | |
| Are you a honestly? | |
| No, because when I see tortas, like they don't have any sort of like silhouette. | |
| It's just like, you know. | |
| Yeah, I think. | |
| I think it's like an unhealthy. | |
| Is Charlotte a torta? | |
| Wait, she's Charlotte. | |
| She's not even Hispanic. | |
| Charlotte's a skinny. | |
| It's a thick. | |
| She's a bonhi. | |
| Wait, what is it? | |
| Freaking Korean? | |
| Korean? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, wait, no, no, no. | |
| That's what it means. | |
| She's 33% Asian, apparently, allegedly. | |
| That's the bookie. | |
| I don't know if I see this. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| If we're going to go by food, I get it. | |
| No. | |
| Italian. | |
| I feel like Italian or something. | |
| I look Italian. | |
| A little bit Italian. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wait, really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, I don't get Italian at all. | |
| A little Italian. | |
| I see more French than Italian. | |
| Wait, what are you? | |
| French or Korean? | |
| I don't. | |
| I'm just like white. | |
| I don't know which white. | |
| Let's do the bumble thing for Victoria really quick. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| I think we might do a few of her notes, but honestly, there's so much we might have to just save it for round two. | |
| Yeah, save it. | |
| I'm going to do 23 through 26. | |
| Are we doing a round two though? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| We'll do some of your notes, but not all of them. | |
| Okay. | |
| I was skipped, by the way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, we'll get you two. | |
| My bad. | |
| No. | |
| You've. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. | |
| He literally has a woman's hand on him. | |
| No. | |
| Can I help you? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, my. | |
| Oh, make us bigger. | |
| We should have been bigger this whole time. | |
| Ah, okay. | |
| It's not. | |
| All right. | |
| No. No. No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| She likes the fuck, boys. | |
| No. No. No. No. No. No. No. | |
| Wait. | |
| No. | |
| Looks like a looks, Maxer. | |
| Not really. | |
| Okay, going to you. | |
| Clavicole. | |
| 35 to 45. | |
| 35 to 45. | |
| Final one. | |
| While he's doing that. | |
| Felicity, read. | |
| Israel is an infiltrator, not allies, just all lies. | |
| Trump, a JW since 2017, and they call him Cyrus. | |
| What comes next is not good. | |
| Jesus Christ, the living word of the Father is Lord. | |
| All right, John. | |
| Thank you for your message there. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Amen. | |
| All right. | |
| Yes. | |
| No, no, no, yes. | |
| No. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| I don't think Elon Musk. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, that does. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| So how many yeses was that? | |
| Was that one? | |
| Yes. | |
| Two? | |
| You passed on some decent looking guys, to be honest. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Shit. | |
| Just saying. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, we have Beaten Cheeks here. | |
| He has this to say. | |
| I'm going to wait until Homegirl back there comes back to the table, though, for Beaten Cheeks' comment. | |
| She's here. | |
| Beaten Cheeks donated $69. | |
| I'd rather be an incel than a Mexican with high cholesterol and diabetes. | |
| But Brian knows who I am. | |
| I do. | |
| And he's a giga child. | |
| By the way, he runs through Latinas. | |
| He runs through La Chingonas or what was it? | |
| What was the saying? | |
| What is it? | |
| Fingas. | |
| Chichonas. | |
| Chichonas, Mucho Kulo, Grande Culos. | |
| But weren't we just talking about this? | |
| Big booty Latinas. | |
| runs through those latinas but weren't we just talking about like what were we talking about um What's that tattoo on your neck? | |
| It's my mother's name. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I was raised by Atina Marie. | |
| Okay, maybe y'all know. | |
| Y'all know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I have that same tattoo, but on my lower back. | |
| Crazy. | |
| All right. | |
| But I was saying. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really? | |
| Let me see. | |
| Yeah, let's see it. | |
| I might. | |
| What if I'm your dad? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Sorry, that was weird. | |
| But like, men be like saying negative things about women they're attracted to, right? | |
| They do. | |
| Like, it's like the schoolyard bully. | |
| They have a crush on the girl, so they pick on her, is what you're saying. | |
| Ew, that sounds really immature. | |
| I just wouldn't talk-ish about a guy or like the general. | |
| I don't think he has a crush. | |
| I think he's just. | |
| All right, here's what we're going to do. | |
| How old am I? | |
| 36. | |
| You're 36? | |
| I know I look so much younger. | |
| Wait, you're actually 36? | |
| Yeah, I'm 36. | |
| You grew up during the skateboard era when it was like really popping. | |
| I'm not sure what that means. | |
| Yeah, like the skateboard era. | |
| He's a skater. | |
| Huh? | |
| Is he a skater, boy? | |
| Are you married? | |
| I'm older. | |
| To you. | |
| Oh, yeah, I forgot. | |
| Victoria. | |
| And Sky at the same time. | |
| You know, I've been actually contemplating polygamy. | |
| What's that? | |
| Like, multiple women. | |
| Like, I'll take care of them. | |
| Like, you don't have to ever work another day in your life. | |
| But, like, I think I do probably, I think I should try to get multiple women. | |
| You could get four wives. | |
| Four wives, but not be Muslim. | |
| Isn't there TV shows like that? | |
| Like, like Nick Cannon. | |
| Like, I just want to maximize the amount of kids I can have. | |
| So I can have a bunch of warriors. | |
| You can have a village or what? | |
| You know? | |
| Wait, so you're not so you're not married? | |
| Not married. | |
| Do you have a girlfriend? | |
| I don't have a girlfriend. | |
| And you're 36? | |
| You don't even have a girlfriend. | |
| What makes you think you could get four girls? | |
| I don't. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| We got the fact checker. | |
| You know, I don't reveal my virgin. | |
| I'm a virgin. | |
| Wait, what's your body camera? | |
| You never told us. | |
| I'm a virgin. | |
| I'm a virgin. | |
| I'm holding him up. | |
| Will you be my first? | |
| You just said lately that you're not going to have sex with her. | |
| Who? | |
| Skye. | |
| Wait, who's Skye wasn't? | |
| What? | |
| Wait, who did you say? | |
| Who were you talking about? | |
| It was her. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| I thought it was Scott. | |
| My bad. | |
| No, not Sky. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who's down to be my first? | |
| I'm a virgin. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Let me just go to the next one. | |
| Wait, what's your actual boyfriend marriage? | |
| I'm a virgin. | |
| Dude, no, you're not. | |
| I have never known the comfort and warmth of a woman. | |
| It's at least 10. | |
| No, I'm a virgin. | |
| Are you talking to anyone? | |
| You don't have to be aware of that. | |
| But I'm not like waiting till marriage. | |
| I'm just waiting for the right one. | |
| Do you want to get married? | |
| I believe in what you're talking about. | |
| Do you want to get married? | |
| No, but I can have long-term relationships. | |
| You never want to get married. | |
| Well, on all their podcasts, I'm pretty serious. | |
| I'm not going to be able to do that with one of those big ladies. | |
| That's so funny. | |
| That's exactly what I'm going to do. | |
| I'll get married if she's rich. | |
| No way. | |
| Guys, don't question me. | |
| I'll get married if she's rich. | |
| You have a sugar daddy on here already. | |
| I'm not gay, though. | |
| No, he's gone. | |
| Pasty's gone. | |
| Yeah, Pasty's gone. | |
| I need to find a replacement. | |
| I think you're going to have to send in every week a TTS. | |
| At least like two grand. | |
| You might have to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, I'm waiting for the right one. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| You're not a fucking virgin. | |
| I'm a virgin, yeah. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Why are you lying? | |
| So many sex stories. | |
| Yeah, he just told one time. | |
| He can only be a virgin if he likes. | |
| So you're a virgin, and you love Audi vagina. | |
| Like, exactly. | |
| And then a woman. | |
| And you love the way that it grips back. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Exactly. | |
| No, like, I have a good imagination. | |
| I imagine. | |
| Certified capper. | |
| I imagine. | |
| And you never want to get married. | |
| I would get married under certain circumstances. | |
| Because she's a billionaire. | |
| Are you like religious? | |
| Not really. | |
| Although I'm like, I'm not anti-religious. | |
| Like, Christianity is cool. | |
| What's like your dream life? | |
| My dream life? | |
| What's your goal? | |
| Well, let me. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| What's your goal? | |
| My goal? | |
| What's your point? | |
| What's your point? | |
| What's your purpose? | |
| What's your motive? | |
| What's your motive? | |
| What the hell? | |
| We don't like all of it. | |
| So you want a family, but you don't want to get married. | |
| Yeah, I can have a family without that. | |
| But you're a conservative. | |
| He doesn't want her to steal. | |
| Too many baby showers, not enough. | |
| No marriage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Kids, no marriage. | |
| Conservative. | |
| Too many baby showers, not enough weddings. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're not conservative. | |
| That's so. | |
| You are not conservative. | |
| I'm conservative. | |
| Wait, why would you want that? | |
| That sounds like hell on earth. | |
| Why would I want what? | |
| So you want a bunch of kids, but no marriage. | |
| No family. | |
| Well, so, okay. | |
| What kind of life is that? | |
| What kind of example is that setting for your kids? | |
| From marriage that I can't get from just staying with one girl the rest of my life. | |
| It's like a commitment. | |
| Well, I guess if you're not religious, it doesn't matter. | |
| How many divorces do people get? | |
| Even considering that you marry someone that you're not going to get divorced. | |
| Right. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's like that's what I'm going to do. | |
| I literally refuse. | |
| Getting divorced will literally be my last option. | |
| I will not do it unless the man like cheats on me or kills somebody or like rapes my daughter. | |
| Like I'm not. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm just giving an example. | |
| I am not getting a divorce. | |
| What's your faith? | |
| I'm a Christian. | |
| My parents have a wonderful divorce. | |
| I'm not Christian people who get divorces. | |
| They tell me. | |
| Yeah, that's fine, but I mean, my parents have a wonderful marriage. | |
| They raised me and they're still together. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| If, assuming no abuse, none of that crazy shit you mentioned, he treats you well. | |
| He treats the kids well. | |
| No, never, you know, no abuse, nothing crazy. | |
| But you fall out of love. | |
| That doesn't happen. | |
| It does happen. | |
| When you marry someone through God, you do not fall out of love. | |
| Yup. | |
| She's thinking right there. | |
| When you marry someone through God, you do not fall out of love. | |
| It is impossible. | |
| Do you want to know how I know that? | |
| Tell me. | |
| For one of my parents are the greatest example of that. | |
| Period. | |
| I mean, they are still madly in love. | |
| I mean, they've been together my whole life. | |
| Sure. | |
| They have pretty much not a perfect marriage, but a perfect marriage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And if you choose someone through God, like you build a foundation of a relationship through God, it's, I mean, that's your partner for life. | |
| And I mean, God chose that for you. | |
| So it just, it doesn't work that way. | |
| I mean, I know a pastor in town who he's been married. | |
| He has kids. | |
| His wife divorced him. | |
| No abuse, nothing like that. | |
| Stephen Crowder, who was a virgin and his wife was a virgin, and they were both Christians. | |
| She divorced him. | |
| Just because you say you're Christian, that doesn't really. | |
| Well, I don't know about that. | |
| You can practice a religion and not build a foundation through God with another person. | |
| There's a difference. | |
| Right, but acknowledging that I, by the way, just to be clear, I have very pro-Christian sentiment. | |
| I think Christianity is a force for good, but I'm not at a point in terms of actually, like, I would have to have a basis of belief and faith, which doesn't exist for me. | |
| I feel like. | |
| But in terms of my analysis of like the benefits of Christianity for the individual, on the individual and societal level, absolutely massively beneficial. | |
| So no criticisms of Christianity, really, but I myself consider myself to be agnostic. | |
| I feel like, I feel like if you found a girl that was like super super in just, stop, stop. | |
| I mean, if you found a girl that like loved Jesus and loved you so much, I feel like your mind would change and you wouldn't think about things this way. | |
| You know what? | |
| Like if I knew you off this podcast, I would probably try to set you up with Brian. | |
| You guys would be so good together. | |
| Have you seen his blue eyes? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude, no. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you seen his blue eyes? | |
| I think your whole, I think your whole like mindset would be completely different if you found something that you were actually in love with and that loved God and would help you like push you to see through that lens. | |
| Don't you think a lot of Christian people get divorced? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, a lot of people get divorced. | |
| But a lot of people get. | |
| And it's kind of a generation thing, too. | |
| I feel like a lot of people in this generation get divorced because they lack accountability. | |
| They lack accountability. | |
| They don't want to work on things. | |
| They just, it's kind of like a dopamine thing. | |
| It's like this, this, and this, what's the next best thing? | |
| And they can't appreciate what they have and like kind of water the flowers. | |
| It's like, oh, I feel like I don't like you as much anymore. | |
| Let me just, let's just get divorced because I think I can find better. | |
| It's like, no, you're in a relationship with someone. | |
| You picked a lifelong partner. | |
| You worked on that for the rest of your life. | |
| You don't be a loser. | |
| You don't be a baby about it. | |
| And the reason why divorce rates are so high is literally because of things like porn, only fans, just the way people think and the way people do things now. | |
| And that's just how I approach it. | |
| I think even as a guy, if you never once in your life watched porn, you would find that divorces would still happen insanely frequently. | |
| Even if you completely removed porn from society, totally women will find something to complain about. | |
| Not even complain, but what's the statistics behind your mic to the statistics behind couples getting divorced for financial reasons? | |
| Financial struggles. | |
| Well, that's the primary reason. | |
| Right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Finances is the primary reason for divorce. | |
| Yeah, it's my understanding. | |
| Anyways, look, there's plenty of great women out there, and I'm sure there's plenty of women I can meet that even if I did marry them, we wouldn't get divorced. | |
| However, from my perspective, look, the only scenario in which I would consider marrying a woman, I mean, it is possible, even if she's not like a billionaire or rich, even if she's broke, but she is, it's possible that she could be so fantastic that I'm head over heels with this woman to such a degree and I'm like so certain that we're to get like it's for life. | |
| I guess that's possible. | |
| I would say that I don't think that that's going to be the case though. | |
| So practically speaking, in order for me to practically get married, she would have to be wealthy. | |
| Why? | |
| Why are you so driven? | |
| Well, because it removes the financial risk. | |
| You have a business, so you're doing. | |
| So what's like the financial risk you're talking about? | |
| Like, she just doesn't contribute anything to you? | |
| No, actually, just to be clear, if I'm with, like, assuming I don't want to get married, but I can stay with somebody for the rest of my life, she doesn't have to work at all. | |
| I'll take care of everything. | |
| I don't care about her money. | |
| Don't care about their money. | |
| However, when it comes to marriage, then we're getting into, because look, if I'm dating a girl and we've been together one, two, three years and she wants to leave, my money is my money. | |
| Right. | |
| She wants to leave, my money. | |
| Well, I'm going to leave. | |
| Would you ever do like a prenup? | |
| I don't care about prenups are bullshit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, a lot of them are, but you're still going to get financially. | |
| It's just paper at the end of the day. | |
| You can be with them without why. | |
| Why do you even like if you get metinahola, just to be clear on prenups? | |
| If you do get married, definitely have a prenup. | |
| But what I'm saying is prenups aren't going to fully, totally, financially protect you. | |
| I've seen men get fucked over every day. | |
| I feel like that's just a bad mindset to go into it with. | |
| Like when I, if even if I'm the one that has all the bread and like I meet a guy that's not rich, but I'm in love with him and he's a great guy, like he checks all the boxes. | |
| I'm not like if I marry him, I'm not going to be worried about the fact that if he does me wrong, that I have to give him money. | |
| Like I'm not going to be thinking about that because I'm building our relationship on like a foundation of God and I know that like we're not going to get divorced. | |
| But you got, okay, do you think people let's say I think what the what is the divorce rate? | |
| More than 50%, right? | |
| Do you think when people are getting married, they are thinking, you know, in three years, five years, ten years, I'm going to get a divorce. | |
| No. | |
| I think when people get married, they genuinely believe this is my person for life. | |
| I love this person. | |
| They believe that. | |
| So I guess what is the difference between, you know, somebody who believes that and it does go the distance versus somebody who they get divorced three, five, ten years down the road. | |
| So I think a lot of people go into marriage with absolutely good intentions. | |
| People can change. | |
| Even like a dutiful Christian, trad wife, there's a lot of things people change. | |
| People change. | |
| Now, I'm not, again, I'm not saying I can't be with a woman for life. | |
| I absolutely could be with a woman for life. | |
| But you just never. | |
| But related to marriage, there's financial risk and it's not a risk I'm willing to take. | |
| Unless she's rich and she's got a high income. | |
| I'm excited for you to like meet someone that you really love. | |
| You're going to call me one day and be like, dude, you were so right. | |
| Well, there's, I'm honestly praying for that. | |
| I'm going to pray for you and you're going to find someone that's going to completely like flip the switch for you. | |
| That's kind of how it works. | |
| It's honestly though. | |
| Look, totally. | |
| Look, we were talking about my age already. | |
| I'm like a really average looking guy. | |
| I think I have like a lot of positive characteristics and traits or whatever, but like I'm, I don't have any delusion. | |
| Like I don't think that, Just to be clear, I've dated some really wonderful women, but this idea that I'm going to meet somebody so wonderful that I'm going to change my pretty my heels are pretty dug in on this, but I'm going to change my position on this. | |
| This woman would have to be a fucking superstar in ways in ways I, by the way, again, I don't, with the exception of like one ex, I have really nothing negative to say about any of the women I've had previous long-term relationships with. | |
| I have dated some great women, but uh, to change on this, I don't think it's likely, and also related to me being old and average-looking, like okay, the average looking thing. | |
| I don't think, yeah, but I don't think I'm gonna get some like like oh personality-wise, I can get I think I can get like I could literally find one. | |
| I why do you think so low probably? | |
| I don't hold on, I don't think low of myself. | |
| I'm still real, no, I don't think I'm everything has to go, everything has like the average-looking part always has to be like added in, but that's not even, yeah, but I'm an average, I think I'm an average-looking guy, I have like other average characteristics in some in some uh dimensions. | |
| Uh, I'm above average, you know, but others I'm average or even below. | |
| Women go for average men, women go for men who are funny or men who have something going for them. | |
| Women really don't care. | |
| That's actually in my opinion, in my opinion, you'll look more like a moment. | |
| This is actually true. | |
| Is this a therapy session? | |
| But okay, no, it's more concerning when a man is very, very good-looking and takes care of his looks to like an obsessive manner. | |
| Because every man I've ever seen. | |
| I like a man that looks like a bee. | |
| It's not like it doesn't need to be looks maxing. | |
| Yeah, no, some of that stuff is weird. | |
| And like, look, I don't think men are supposed to be these perfectly manicured, uh, like, you know, everything, you know, maybe the way they dress or the way that look, obviously, hygiene is important, but this idea that men are supposed to be like pretty or whatever or whatever, the male equivalent, like handsome. | |
| I think, like, the things that traditionally made men attractive to women were other things. | |
| But now, I got to be realistic about the social climate, the political, not sorry, not the political climate, the dating climate, landscape, the cultural zeitgeist. | |
| Women do place now more than at any other point in history, they do place quite a bit of weight in looks. | |
| I'm not saying it's the most important thing, I'm not saying it's the only thing, but they do place a lot of weight into physical appearance. | |
| More so than at previous points in history. | |
| But I'm not saying, like, oh my God, I'm destined to never have a woman. | |
| No, that's not the case at all. | |
| I've done well, we can say. | |
| I'm still a virgin, but done well. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| We've done well. | |
| Huh? | |
| You've done well. | |
| No, I'm saying I've had good long-term relationships with good women. | |
| Yeah, but like, what do you have to show for it now? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I had those experiences. | |
| They were good. | |
| But now, like, you're not dating those people. | |
| Like, it's your ex now. | |
| So how do you do that? | |
| I don't really discuss my dating life on the podcast. | |
| Well, I just, just because, like, it's the past. | |
| Just because I have a controversial gig and people would love nothing more than to harass my. | |
| Like, I get death threats every single day. | |
| I get people harassing me. | |
| If I was like publicly out there with a girl, like she was on, you know, people knew who she was or whatever, then she would get like endless levels of harassment. | |
| And I think one of the, I just wouldn't want that for whoever I'm dating. | |
| I can handle it. | |
| I have a thick skin. | |
| Been doing social media since 2012, well over a decade. | |
| I can handle it, but I think whoever I'm dating, I would want to insulate and protect my girlfriend from that level of harassment. | |
| So, for that reason, I'm private. | |
| Even like, if I'm single, I'm not going to really disclose that. | |
| If I'm in a relationship, I'm not going to disclose it. | |
| Just to keep a bit of not mystery, but keep it player, keep it player. | |
| No, not keep it player. | |
| No, I just got to keep things. | |
| You're just super nonchalant and mysterious, and nobody knows anything about you. | |
| Besides the fact that he loves big labia, the large labia thing. | |
| Yeah, they know people know. | |
| Activists about it, yeah. | |
| But uh, what were we talking about about your dating life? | |
| Dude, my fucking back hurts. | |
| Dude, do you want this back? | |
| Dude, probably. | |
| Hold on, let's see if we have any chats, guys. | |
| Oh, I forgot to mention $30 TTS. | |
| We lowered the TTS. | |
| We're going to have, who should we have? | |
| Scott, you get to read these because of your voice. | |
| Really, really, you know, amp up the voice, though. | |
| Really laid on thick. | |
| Whatever that means. | |
| He has a great take right here. | |
| You need to read this. | |
| Read it, Scott. | |
| That's dangerous thinking. | |
| God should be the center of the relationship, not you, other half in quotations. | |
| That's like worshiping the blessing over the one who gives. | |
| Jesus is Lord. | |
| Facts. | |
| Amen. | |
| All right, John. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Can you read this one? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you think a law that said the longer a couple stays married to each other, the fewer taxes they have to pay would be helpful to society? | |
| You think it would incentivize people to use better judgment when choosing a spouse and to be better spouses? | |
| I don't know how you would implement that. | |
| There would be a lot of gaming of that system. | |
| I think having kids, you could give people a tax break if they have children, though. | |
| I think that that seems like a good something that you could definitely do. | |
| I knew that already in Louisiana. | |
| They pay people that have kids. | |
| Oh, hold on. | |
| Some chats come through. | |
| Oh, what the heck? | |
| Hold on, guys. | |
| One sec. | |
| We have chats coming through. | |
| Guys, $30 TTS, $30 TTS. | |
| Get it in. | |
| Get them in here. | |
| Really quick. | |
| Let's do some shout-outs. | |
| Guys, Venmo Cash App, whatever pod. | |
| If you want to support the show without a platform taking their cut, twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one. | |
| Blah. | |
| Ooh, BlahFest. | |
| Good to see you, man. | |
| Thank you for the tier one. | |
| Guys, shop.whatever.com, pull up our merch really quick, get yourself some merch. | |
| Discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| We post behind the scenes, hate mail, a bunch of other cool stuff, like the video. | |
| $30 TTS. | |
| We will wrap it with a $30 TTS roast if you want to get one in. | |
| All right, let me let some of these come through. | |
| The Dutch Pill Groom donated $40. | |
| Care 2-based marry me. | |
| Smiley face emoji. | |
| Little symptoms included. | |
| Anyway, Brian, keep talking to Andrew, and I'm sure you'll join the fold. | |
| Jesus is king. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Look, again, I have really pro-Christian sentiments, but just in terms of belief, just not really there. | |
| So Barrio Wisdom donated $69. | |
| Brixen, it's time to prove you're not just strong behind a mic. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| 6 a.m. run. | |
| 100 pull-ups. | |
| 100 push-ups. | |
| Less talking about self-improvement. | |
| I got bleeding for it. | |
| It's time to put down the burritos bro. | |
| Show them young Brian. | |
| When I was young, I was super fit. | |
| I could do 20 pull-ups. | |
| 20 pull-ups I could do. | |
| In a row. | |
| But you're not young. | |
| True, opaque S to empadela Chingo note. | |
| Wait, I heard Chinguana. | |
| Brian, Esta loviendo. | |
| I don't know what that one. | |
| It's small. | |
| Did it read it, though? | |
| I didn't get to read the whole thing. | |
| Yeah, no, but it's read it out loud. | |
| Torto Pounda donated $29. | |
| Brixen, STO Viendo, Opor KS to empadal Archingo note. | |
| Brian, are you or he said somebody Epanada or a like a Buddhist? | |
| 54% of marriages end in divorce. | |
| But that said, 46% of marriages end in death. | |
| So pick your poison. | |
| It's true. | |
| It's true. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Black sheep donated $30. | |
| Rainbows are God's chosen people. | |
| We should support Israel but not give them all our money. | |
| Charlotte is going to make some man very happy and is going to be an amazing wife someday. | |
| Christ is king. | |
| Is that because she drives a Ferrari? | |
| It's because she's Christian. | |
| And I love that. | |
| Birdworthy donated $30. | |
| What does Nola Sonic the Hedgehog know about Saint Bernard Barrish? | |
| Saint Bernard Parish into the mic. | |
| Yeah, I know that St. Bernard Parish is in Louisiana and I don't live there, so it's a crazy world we live in donated $30. | |
| These plain Janes and cheesy gaudy to supreme tortoise are delusional as fuck. | |
| Stop the damn cat. | |
| Y'all are below average and mid at best. | |
| Get used to your cats and vibrators. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Passport brothers roll out. | |
| Passport bros roll out. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Felicity read this. | |
| Charlotte needs to drop this damn course before I lose my house. | |
| All right, we're gonna. | |
| This is the final sentence. | |
| Maybe don't pay $50 for a comment though. | |
| Everybody has to take their makeup off. | |
| Really? | |
| No, the vote? | |
| You have to. | |
| I want to. | |
| No. | |
| You have to. | |
| We're going to go take pictures. | |
| No. | |
| We got plans after this. | |
| I didn't even want to wear makeup coming in. | |
| Will you take your makeup off? | |
| I have plans after this. | |
| I can't. | |
| Sorry. | |
| If you guys check out my Instagram, y'all can see my bare face. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I don't want to wear makeup coming in. | |
| So I'd rather not have makeup. | |
| I actually feel really good. | |
| Wow, good job. | |
| That really. | |
| But you have to take yours off. | |
| No, we'll see over here. | |
| That's right. | |
| One, two. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| What? | |
| The mic. | |
| The mic. | |
| Muy bonita. | |
| Gold K donated 40 Canadian dollars and 36 cents. | |
| Sky, you're a fake Christian. | |
| You believe/slash treat men worse than ungodly animals that would tear you apart alive. | |
| Then pass over 100 men. | |
| You're a feminist poisoning the word faith. | |
| Jesus died for us. | |
| Do you want to respond to that, Sky? | |
| Um, everybody has their own opinion. | |
| Yeah, but do you want to respond to it? | |
| My opinion is a man in flesh can't be God. | |
| What Jesus, a man in flesh. | |
| He said in the Bible not to bow to him many times. | |
| Okay. | |
| Which verses? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Wait, well, you said it in your Bible, so which verses? | |
| She says Jesus isn't God because she's a Muslim. | |
| No, no, no, because I'm a Muslim. | |
| He's a man. | |
| A human, like all of us sitting here. | |
| Jesus died on the cross to not be human anymore. | |
| She said multiple times in the Bible. | |
| But you can't even name the verses. | |
| Don't say multiple times. | |
| I'm writing verses. | |
| That's like not true at all. | |
| Okay, I get it. | |
| We all have our own opinions. | |
| It's not an act, but there's fact and opinion. | |
| That was an opinion. | |
| How is it a fact that Jesus? | |
| Did you see it happen? | |
| Well, how are you going to believe someone who became 600 years after Jesus? | |
| That's my question. | |
| It's not a problem. | |
| Muhammad came 600 years after love. | |
| Look, what's 34 plus 66? | |
| Oh, yes, We have to do that. | |
| Okay, that's the last thing. | |
| $30. | |
| Bricks and Burkini guy back from last year. | |
| Six two is so passionate speaking to you and has such beautiful energy. | |
| I can't be the only person that sees it. | |
| Someone like her could be a huge positive for you. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, she said she's going to set me up with somebody, so we'll see. | |
| But Felicity, you're going to have to do the question. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Just do it here because there's more. | |
| Oh, you want to switch to the other side? | |
| Or should I just do it? | |
| Maybe I should just do it. | |
| I feel like it's better for women to do it. | |
| It only goes viral when I do it. | |
| Oh, okay, Felicity. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you don't tag. | |
| There's a lot. | |
| So, okay, this is going to be our final segment. | |
| Are you done with the makeup, though? | |
| So, Felicity, you'll just come here. | |
| Unfortunately, yes. | |
| I'm sorry, girl, I got plans, but you look good. | |
| That's okay. | |
| You look good, girl. | |
| Hey, no cat for yours. | |
| Do y'all see that? | |
| Natural beauty, ask her for skincare regimen. | |
| All that. | |
| All that. | |
| Scamper. | |
| Skimper, scamper. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| So Felicity's going to ask some questions. | |
| If you want, get a roast in $30 TTS. | |
| Then, as soon as she's done with all these questions, we're going to wrap the show. | |
| So, Felicity, there's a lot, but they'll be quick. | |
| You see all these, Felicity? | |
| Rapid Fire, guys. | |
| We don't need all stories. | |
| That is higher, so it's- Yes or no? | |
| It's basically a bunch of things. | |
| Okay, let's get into it. | |
| Let's get into it. | |
| All right. | |
| Yep, all of them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, what is it? | |
| All right. | |
| Really quick here. | |
| Hold up the makeup button. | |
| Hold up the makeup button. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm going to sleep over my car. | |
| Rapid fire. | |
| Rapid fire. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Like that. | |
| That works. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I got it all off. | |
| All right. | |
| Go ahead, Felicity. | |
| Have fun. | |
| Okay. | |
| Just pull up your water. | |
| I know, right? | |
| I think it's like the last one. | |
| I never thought. | |
| Okay, I've already done this. | |
| How many continents are there? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| How many continents? | |
| Continent? | |
| How many continents? | |
| Yeah, how many continents are there? | |
| Girl, by I would not know that. | |
| Seven? | |
| What do you guys think? | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Are we at seven? | |
| Oh, we're saying when we know it. | |
| Wait, did you do the same we're looking at number three? | |
| Do we know it? | |
| I'm right here. | |
| Oh, you're right. | |
| Okay, my time. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, how many continents are there? | |
| Seven. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How many continents are there? | |
| Seven. | |
| Okay. | |
| Seven. | |
| Yeah, you guys all know. | |
| Seven. | |
| Yep, seven. | |
| Okay, what two countries border the U.S. Mexico and Mexico and Canada. | |
| Mexico, Canada. | |
| Mexico and Canada. | |
| Okay. | |
| How many states are in the USA? | |
| 50. | |
| Okay, name three states. | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas. | |
| Next. | |
| Alabama, Laska, Arizona. | |
| Next. | |
| New York. | |
| And Los Angeles. | |
| Rome. | |
| We already said that. | |
| Rose is another state. | |
| Oh. | |
| California. | |
| And Miami. | |
| No, wait. | |
| Florida. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| North Dakota, Montana, Texas. | |
| Texas was already said. | |
| Oh, shoot. | |
| Um, Arkansas. | |
| Period. | |
| Arkansas was already said. | |
| Pay attention. | |
| Um, oh, wait, Florida was said to Colorado. | |
| Okay, Oregon. | |
| And Las Vegas and Nevada. | |
| Las Vegas is not a state. | |
| I mean, Nevada and Arizona. | |
| Arizona was said. | |
| Yep. | |
| Want, want, want. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me think. | |
| What else is Washington, D.C.? | |
| Did we say that one? | |
| I already said that one. | |
| My brain's still functioning. | |
| Washington, Seattle. | |
| Why are you naming cities? | |
| Because I'm thinking of places I've been. | |
| Okay, name a state. | |
| Just one more state. | |
| Washington, Oregon. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tennessee, Maine, and Michigan. | |
| Next. | |
| Maryland, Massachusetts. | |
| Massachusetts. | |
| And then we're going to go Utah. | |
| What's the capital of the U.S.? | |
| The capital of the United States is Washington, D.C. Got it. | |
| Okay, how many stars are on the U.S. flag? | |
| 50. | |
| 50. | |
| Okay, what's 34 plus 66? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| 100. | |
| Hundred. | |
| One at a time. | |
| One at a time. | |
| Guys! | |
| And Felicity, you can like pick and choose if you want to jump to somebody. | |
| Well, I was on someone. | |
| No, I know, but you don't have to start here if you want to jump to somebody. | |
| Got it. | |
| What century are we in? | |
| The seventh century. | |
| The seventh century? | |
| I actually don't know. | |
| 21st? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm like, what generation are we? | |
| 21st, right? | |
| 21st. | |
| 21st. | |
| I know something. | |
| How many are in a dozen? | |
| 12. | |
| What year was the U.S. founded? | |
| Wait. | |
| What year was the U.S. founded? | |
| Starting with you? | |
| I don't know. | |
| This one. | |
| 1890-something. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Gotta guess. | |
| This is gonna be really wrong, but wasn't it like 1770 something? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know what. | |
| 1776? | |
| Yes. | |
| No way. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| It was it? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| Who did the U.S. gain its independence from, starting with you? | |
| From France? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Is it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's France. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, so you guys both think it's French. | |
| No, it's Britain, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who was the first president of the U.S.? | |
| George Washington. | |
| I don't even know, to be honest. | |
| George Washington. | |
| George Washington. | |
| On the dollar bill, right? | |
| I hope so. | |
| What country is the Great Wall of China in? | |
| China. | |
| China. | |
| Also, sorry if I'm like being aggressive. | |
| Can I do this right? | |
| How many inches in a feet? | |
| 12. | |
| 12. | |
| Okay. | |
| How many seasons are there? | |
| Four. | |
| Four. | |
| How many days in the year? | |
| 365. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chair one. | |
| Aya. | |
| How many letters are in the alphabet? | |
| 24? | |
| 26. | |
| How many letters are in the alphabet? | |
| 26. | |
| You guys, what do you think? | |
| Yeah 26 yes, 26 is right. | |
| Uh, how many days of the week end with the letter y? | |
| Seven, all seven, all of them, yeah. | |
| What's a shape with four sides, called a square or a rectangle? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think there's a few shapes. | |
| I don't know, i'm an idiot. | |
| Um diamond, how long does each president serve their time or serve their term for warriors? | |
| what language do the people in idaho speak starting with you guys english right what ocean is california next to pacific ocean what is half of a million 500 000 how many years are in a decade ten how many years are in a century If a dozen eggs costs three dollars, how much is each egg like right now in this economy? | |
| Ten times thirty like if, that's like, if it costs three dollars, how much egg? | |
| Thirty six, oh no wait, for each egg. | |
| If, or how much? | |
| If a dozen eggs cost three dollars, how much is each egg? | |
| So, ten eggs, three dollars each, but well, a dozen is not ten? | |
| Like twenty five cents each maybe, or fifty no, like seven cents each, I don't know. | |
| I can't even remember the last time eggs cost three dollars. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yon, no se no second, thanks. | |
| What's the closest star to earth? | |
| Me jupiter, I don't know. | |
| Okay guys, pick one person. | |
| Okay, what is the closest star to earth? | |
| Aya Jupiter, guess it's a good guess. | |
| That's not right. | |
| I'm sorry, I actually don't, know. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| You guys? | |
| The sun right yeah, the sun, one at a time? | |
| Yeah yeah uh Charlotte, how many degrees is a full rotation of a circle 360? | |
| I'm yeah, I think I don't know, is it? | |
| I don't really, I don't know some of these either, you guys um, if you're, if you are walking perfect north and you turn right 90 degrees, which direction are you now going west? | |
| For you east yes, do you know what year the War Of 1812 was? | |
| Um um yeah, do you know what year the War Of 1812 was? | |
| It's kind of a um 1812 yeah, probably like. | |
| Oh, you don't know what year the War Of 1812 was. | |
| I think it was. | |
| Oh um, it was. | |
| Oh, are you asking me? | |
| I'm just you were the one that answered. | |
| So oh um, I don't know, it's 1812. | |
| yeah it's in the it was 1812. | |
| oh i said that at first i was like oh you did i was like bro what okay uh what country is the panama canal in sky panama good job Where did the attack of Pearl Harbor take place, Aya? | |
| Hawaii. | |
| Oh. | |
| Did you give me an answer? | |
| My bad. | |
| It's for you. | |
| Attack of Pearl Harbor. | |
| I'll go with her and say Hawaii. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What? | |
| Very, what are these questions? | |
| What country did the Vietnam War happen in? | |
| You guys, you guys. | |
| Vietnam. | |
| Oh, Vietnam. | |
| How much is a quarter of an hour? | |
| That's a good one for Charlotte. | |
| A quarter of an hour, 20, 25 minutes. | |
| I think it's 15 minutes, no? | |
| 15 minutes. | |
| Yes, it's 15. | |
| What is 100 minus 34, Sky? | |
| I'm thinking, I'm thinking. | |
| 70 something. | |
| 76? | |
| 100 minus 34. | |
| no are you looking at me like that it's okay we're all tired Wait. | |
| No, no, no, we just did a 60. | |
| What was it? | |
| 34, 60 something. | |
| 66. | |
| That was my own answer. | |
| 100% my own. | |
| You get a yellow card for that. | |
| Wait, what does the yellow card mean? | |
| Not you. | |
| Oh. | |
| You get a yellow card. | |
| No helping. | |
| Oh, she helps. | |
| Yeah, she like whispered the answer to me. | |
| No, that was my own answer. | |
| Nobody. | |
| Who? | |
| What's your name? | |
| Michelle. | |
| Michelle. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You gotta reveal. | |
| Oh, wait, she already did reveal her body count. | |
| Look out. | |
| Michelle, you have to buy it as a good. | |
| No, I'm trying to leave. | |
| Yeah, I'm like, it's late. | |
| What is three times three plus one, Aya? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Ten. | |
| What is three times three times three, Charlotte? | |
| 18. | |
| Three times three times three? | |
| Yeah. | |
| 21? | |
| Close. | |
| 22? | |
| No. | |
| Am I retarded? | |
| No. | |
| That one's even confusing me. | |
| Because isn't there like a mathematical? | |
| It's a mic, it's a mic. | |
| It's a mic. | |
| I don't. | |
| I'm like fried right now. | |
| You got the Charlotte. | |
| You were really close. | |
| Yes. | |
| 20? | |
| Up? | |
| I said 23, 24, 25? | |
| 27. | |
| Answer is 27. | |
| Okay, what does Y E S spell? | |
| Yes? | |
| Yes. | |
| Dude, what are these like elementary school questions? | |
| Oh, I know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like the colour. | |
| If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today, Skye? | |
| About. | |
| 21. | |
| I'd be 11. | |
| 10 years ago? | |
| Damn, you're young. | |
| I know. | |
| Do we know what our age is? | |
| If you were born 10 years ago. | |
| One person at a time. | |
| I know. | |
| I just asked the question. | |
| I'm just reiterating. | |
| If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today? | |
| You said 11. | |
| Oh, is it like a trick question or something? | |
| You'd be 10. | |
| Because it was 10 years ago. | |
| No, I'm 21. | |
| So it'd be because she's like. | |
| I mean, it's so easy. | |
| Yeah, let them answer your question. | |
| I just, it's... I'm listening. | |
| Okay. Okay. | |
| How many world wars were there? | |
| Aya. | |
| Three. | |
| Two. | |
| Around the table. | |
| Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. | |
| We kind of already did this. | |
| Why is there, why? | |
| Why is there stuff about the Kardashians in here? | |
| Do I get clipped? | |
| I'm going to look like a fucking idiot. | |
| No. | |
| Girl, it's okay. | |
| No, you aren't. | |
| No. | |
| I'm still getting clipped. | |
| I'm going to look around. | |
| Was that? | |
| Did you do all of them? | |
| Okay, good job, Felicity. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Bow, roasts, and then we're wrapping. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you have that pulled up? | |
| Yep. | |
| Here, Skye, read this one. | |
| Image and likeness of the triune. | |
| Our word proceeds from mind, carried out as in a breath, with the spirit will intent for that word. | |
| Jesus Christ is the perfect expression of all who the Father is. | |
| One with the Father. | |
| His word lives. | |
| Revelation Vaughan. | |
| John, thank you for the message, man. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Guys, final call. | |
| 30 log TTS. | |
| Final call. | |
| We're getting this wrapped up here soon. | |
| You guys still have a few minutes to get a final message in. | |
| We have this. | |
| Torto Pounder donated $30.00. | |
| What is this symbol by? | |
| Did you guys see that? | |
| What is that symbol? | |
| Pie. | |
| Okay, they got it. | |
| Torch Pounder. | |
| It's funny saying. | |
| Thank you for that message, man. | |
| Final call. | |
| $30 TTS, guys. | |
| Get it in, get it in. | |
| All right. | |
| You got the bow video, Nick? | |
| That's our final. | |
| We'll end on that. | |
| Yeah, so this is a really quick background. | |
| This is a video I took of my ex-girlfriend. | |
| I figured, like, hey, you know, I'm probably not going to date this girl forever. | |
| So I should take a video for like future girlfriends, like as an instruction manual, as a, as like a guide, like tutorial, you know, how to, how to, how to behave. | |
| Okay. | |
| How to act, you know? | |
| So, all right, go ahead and play it. | |
| So. | |
| Do you see the bow? | |
| I expect as soon as I walk home after a long podcast or whatever, I want my girlfriend to hit a bow and then you know get the laundry all done. | |
| And, you know, look, she's got my food ready. | |
| Scampering around, cracks open a beer for me. | |
| And this is my expectation. | |
| I want my dinner ready. | |
| get home uh yeah but i actually i broke up with her shortly after this because that looks so good You know, just bow really quick again. | |
| I'm just hungry. | |
| You like Budak? | |
| I like Budak. | |
| Do you see the depth? | |
| Do you see how deep the bow is? | |
| Do you see the submissive hand posture? | |
| You know, that's my, you know, that's what I want a girl to do for me. | |
| That's your standard. | |
| I want a girl to bow for me. | |
| Going around the table, would you bow for a man? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It depends. | |
| Tilt the mic down too. | |
| It depends on what, I guess. | |
| Like, if I'm married or something? | |
| Or your boyfriend? | |
| No, bruh. | |
| Your husband. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Then your husband. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| If that's my man. | |
| It's you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Same as what Nini said, if that's my man. | |
| Yes. | |
| Felicity, Skye. | |
| Yeah, I would bow for my husband. | |
| For your husband, you'd do that. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| Yep. | |
| What was that? | |
| That was some like exorcism shit you just did, Victoria. | |
| She's super bad. | |
| Shut up. | |
| What time is it? | |
| Shut up. | |
| We all complain a lot. | |
| You're not going to make it. | |
| Everyone complains. | |
| What time is it? | |
| Victoria, you're so bored. | |
| Make it less boring, Victoria. | |
| Do you imagine? | |
| Do you imagine where we need to be done? | |
| It's one of the most important things. | |
| What time is it? | |
| We're rapping. | |
| We're rapping, but I will say this. | |
| No capping in our wrapping. | |
| Unfortunately, In N Out is closed, but I am about to have a threesome with Victoria and Skye. | |
| No, absolutely not. | |
| It's open right now. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| I don't do. | |
| I don't have threesomes. | |
| I'm actually like dying. | |
| I don't have threesomes. | |
| If you lean back on the chair, can I be done? | |
| Would you have one? | |
| If you had the opportunity, you would have to. | |
| The girl would have to make it happen and it would have to fall into my lap. | |
| You would have a threesome. | |
| I would, but it's not something I would like go out of my way to make happen. | |
| She would have to provide it on a silver platter for me, basically. | |
| Okay. | |
| Or it would have to fall into my lap. | |
| Why would you have a threesome? | |
| Why would you do that? | |
| Why would you? | |
| Two girls? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about a guy and a girl? | |
| That's pretty gross. | |
| How is it gross? | |
| I wouldn't date a guy that's like having threesomes. | |
| Same. | |
| Like what? | |
| Why would you be fucking two girls at the same time? | |
| That's disgusting. | |
| That's actually super like. | |
| Literally everything you say doesn't go against Christian. | |
| It goes against the Christian mindset. | |
| So why are you bashing OnlyFans model or have you just learned to have a threesome? | |
| Have you not been listening to anything that's been said? | |
| I've said multiple times tonight that I'm agnostic. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| The Christian mindset. | |
| Well, you said that you agree with it and you admire that. | |
| I have pro-Christian sentiment, so what that would mean is that values. | |
| What about Christianity? | |
| Hold on, that doesn't mean I'm beholden to Christian moral or ethical doctrine, but it would mean that I think overall Christianity is a good force in the world for society and the individuals. | |
| Why would you have sex with two bitches at the same time? | |
| Okay, I don't think having a threesome is like morally incorrect. | |
| It's so good. | |
| It's not even funny how morally incorrect. | |
| Are you a Vrogen? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, well, that's morally incorrect. | |
| Didn't you just say earlier that guys shouldn't be having sex with women that they are not taking seriously? | |
| You're going to take the other woman's. | |
| Are you really going to take the other woman seriously? | |
| Yeah, I mean, you could technically have simultaneous long-term relationships. | |
| But you just said you wouldn't go out of your way for that. | |
| It'd have to be handed to you on a silver platter, so that doesn't really seem like you would take something. | |
| For specifically a threesome, yeah. | |
| Do you believe in like a one-night stand? | |
| Or do you think that's bad? | |
| No, I don't think people should have one-night stand. | |
| Okay, so a threesome, the person that you would be having a threesome with, that would be a one-night stand. | |
| So yeah, that is immoral. | |
| Immoral necessarily. | |
| That is. | |
| Well, I didn't say one-night stands aren't necessarily immoral. | |
| I think it's. | |
| They're super immoral. | |
| Why would you meet someone the first day and like have sex with them? | |
| That's like extremely immoral. | |
| Well, there's a difference between having sex with somebody the first day, first time you meet them, and having a one-night stand with somebody. | |
| So would you want to date a girl that has one-night stands all the time? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| But Imoral. | |
| Because it's immoral, right? | |
| I mean, I don't know if it. | |
| It's like a majority of people. | |
| Under what purview is it immoral, I guess? | |
| Having a one-night stand? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because you're meeting someone for the first time and having sex with them. | |
| That's immoral. | |
| Yeah, sex is immoral. | |
| Well, I guess the question would be. | |
| Sex is sacred. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| You shouldn't be giving it up to everybody. | |
| So having a one-night stand, it's just. | |
| I don't know if it's a moral, though. | |
| That is immoral. | |
| Well, are you basic morals we're all born with. | |
| And as we grow up in a society, and have you had sex out of wedlock? | |
| What is wedlock? | |
| Wedlock. | |
| Sex before marriage. | |
| I have, but. | |
| Okay, congratulations, you've- I know that. | |
| I'm not perfect. | |
| I'm not perfect, but I can recognize other behavior that is bad. | |
| I don't agree with some things that I've done, but I'm like making it a goal to change those things every day. | |
| I think you can argue that having a one-night stand is degenerate. | |
| I don't know if all things that are degenerate are immoral. | |
| But I'm not a philosopher, so I don't know. | |
| I think a one-night stand is pretty immoral. | |
| I don't think people should have one-night stands. | |
| I think if you sleep with somebody, you should have some intention of pursuing a long-term relationship. | |
| I mean, by this extension, then would you say that people who have sex in a committed relationship are acting immorally? | |
| Before marriage? | |
| Before marriage, yeah. | |
| Is that immoral? | |
| Technically, yes. | |
| Okay, well, it's something that you've done, and I think to be fair, there's probably a good likelihood that the Christian women here, even though they claim they're going to wait until marriage, are probably going to have, even if it's in a relationship, I don't suspect you guys are, the next time you have sex, it's going to be when you're married. | |
| You guys are going to have sex with your boyfriend. | |
| No. | |
| No, I disagree. | |
| Look, I could be wrong, but I've had a lot of Christian women on the show, and oopsies had a slip up. | |
| Oopsies made mistakes, though. | |
| No, I'm locked in. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm locked in. | |
| People make mistakes all the time. | |
| That's not even the issue here. | |
| I think the biggest issue is like recognizing. | |
| It's like the realization of it. | |
| And like you saying that a one-night stance is not immoral is just wrong. | |
| Well, can I ask you, are there things that are bad that aren't immoral? | |
| Or are all things that are bad immoral? | |
| Give me like an example so I can. | |
| An example of something that is bad but not immoral. | |
| Like eating, I think, for example, although I guess this might fall under gluttony or whatever. | |
| Eating a donut is bad, but I don't think it's moral. | |
| In moderation, no, it's not. | |
| I think it's bad in general. | |
| It might be like smoking a cigarette is bad, but I don't think it's immoral to smoke a cigarette. | |
| Anything that's a sin is technically immoral. | |
| Okay. | |
| So if it's a sin, it's immoral. | |
| Okay, but I don't know if smoking a cigarette is a sin. | |
| I actually don't know. | |
| Do you know? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know if you wish. | |
| What was the question again? | |
| I know drinking is not a sin, but getting drunk all the time is a sin. | |
| Yeah, but I'm just, I don't know. | |
| It depends on your energy. | |
| I don't know why you're focusing in on the threesome thing. | |
| Like, it's not really something I'm super interested in. | |
| I've never had a threesome, but I don't know. | |
| I'm not focused on it. | |
| I just heard you say that you would do it. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| I would have a threesome. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's too. | |
| I mean, I don't know if that's a moral. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Chat, what do you think? | |
| Is having a threesome a moral? | |
| I wouldn't do it. | |
| I would feel very uncomfortable with doing that. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| Hello, girls. | |
| Why would it be gross? | |
| I wouldn't want to do it. | |
| Because it's just like desensitizing. | |
| Like, if one woman's a sex worker that has never posted triple D titties all over the world. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't post them. | |
| I'm too territorial. | |
| I'm not going to unlock my content for a lot of money, actually. | |
| I feel like you're just not supposed to see that or do that. | |
| Like, sex is just supposed to be something you do that special with OD. | |
| Threesome is pre-OD, honestly. | |
| When you add another person, it kind of takes away the whole special part about it, and it just makes it something that's like kind of disgusting. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I don't know if it would be disgusting. | |
| It's like somebody going to a hot dog contest and swallowing as many hot dogs as they can. | |
| Totally Z. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, from my perspective, again, I've never had a threesome. | |
| It's something that would have to just fall into my lap. | |
| Felicity, can you lock the door, please, and get back to the. | |
| I mean, I wouldn't go to a hot dog contest if it fell in my lap. | |
| Okay, but you have no interest. | |
| Well, I have interest in having sex with women, so having sex with two women seems like that would be fun. | |
| I don't. | |
| What about having sex with two men as a woman? | |
| Yeah, let's do that. | |
| Well, how do you feel about that? | |
| What is it? | |
| The Satan's threesome or whatever, Devil's Threesome. | |
| Do you think that's the same thing? | |
| I would think that's gross. | |
| I would think that's gross. | |
| But that's two dudes. | |
| And that's two girls. | |
| And they're fucking the girls. | |
| Maybe I'm a hypocrite on this. | |
| I don't know. | |
| We're just talking about sexual preference. | |
| Yeah, we're getting too much into it. | |
| There's a reason it's called the Devil's Threesome. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Should we read the last chat and wrap it up? | |
| Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that. | |
| I don't know how we even got to the threesome thing, to be honest. | |
| Yeah, who said that? | |
| Are you planning the seed? | |
| Oh, no, I said some dumb. | |
| I see what that. | |
| Okay, I remember. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, we have chats coming through here. | |
| GMD Jim donated $29. | |
| Do not trust anyone that follows a demon-possessed como that married a six-year-old child. | |
| Fake prophets, that said. | |
| Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them. | |
| Christ is king. | |
| Okay, that's deal with it. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying her. | |
| I like that. | |
| That's a good point. | |
| That's funny. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it, Blah Fest. | |
| This is below the threshold, but thank you. | |
| ...donated $30. | |
| Brixen, all of these 304s would have sex on the first date. | |
| They just lie. | |
| Like every 304. | |
| Would you, Brixen, have a threesome for an Ethereum? | |
| Aetarium. | |
| Would I do it for an Ethereum? | |
| He said he would do it for free if it was put in his lap. | |
| I would do it for free, so I guess I would do it for an Ethereum, I guess. | |
| He would get all the threesomes for an Ethereum. | |
| Sure? | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| If somebody was like, hey, Brian, I'll pay you $10,000 to fuck your girlfriend. | |
| Okay. | |
| What if someone said they would pay you $10,000 to fuck you? | |
| Would you do it? | |
| To fuck me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| To masturbate? | |
| No, no, fuck you. | |
| Like, if a girl said, I'll pay you $10,000 to fuck you, would you do it? | |
| That's an interesting question. | |
| Is she attractive? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Someone you can get turned on by. | |
| Women don't really engage in. | |
| Women don't pay for sex, typically. | |
| They typically don't. | |
| Unless it's like a couple, but let's say they did. | |
| Let's say like you had the opportunity, an older woman. | |
| This is interesting. | |
| That was pretty older. | |
| A little bit your age, older, a little bit older. | |
| You're so sorry. | |
| I feel like you would have to make it a woman who I otherwise would not have sex with. | |
| Because I'm thinking, like, if I would have sex with a woman for free, like that woman for free, but then she's like, but hold on, I want to pay you $10,000. | |
| I guess technically, though, this would make me a sex worker, wouldn't it? | |
| Would you rather do it for free or would you rather do it for the $10,000? | |
| That is, that is a, you know, I'm intrigued by this. | |
| I'm curious for the chat. | |
| I want to ask the chat this. | |
| Chat, a woman who you would have sex with for free approaches you, you would, you'd fuck her for free. | |
| And she's like, hmm, I'll pay you $10,000 to have sex. | |
| Do you take the $10,000? | |
| I think I got to take the, I mean, I take the $10K. | |
| Why not? | |
| Wouldn't everyone else here? | |
| I don't think the women would if men came up. | |
| No, I don't think they would. | |
| Would I have a one-night stand and you liked them and they offered you money and they looked good? | |
| I mean, nope, no, no, no. | |
| I don't think the women, I think women have a different approach to that, so I don't think they would do it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Maybe I'm wrong. | |
| Someone that we have, like, we like them. | |
| You like him and he's like. | |
| And he has money and he wants to give you a business. | |
| You would have sex with her daddy. | |
| But you like him. | |
| Like, I'm attracted to you. | |
| Yeah, you're attractive. | |
| He's an attractive man. | |
| And I like him. | |
| He's a likable person. | |
| Sure. | |
| But you don't plan on staying with him. | |
| He just said, like, hey, I'm going to pay you $10,000 for $10. | |
| So, okay. | |
| That is an interesting thought experiment. | |
| But would you do it if you had the option? | |
| Because I know men don't have the option. | |
| Like, I know women have it more like handed over to them. | |
| Hey, guys, guys, guys, for the sake of getting this wrapped up, it's been going on all night. | |
| You got to let her talk. | |
| Don't be talking amongst yourselves right now. | |
| Let her finish. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So I know it's easier for women to get like a ton of men just saying, hey, I'll pay you for a one-night stand. | |
| So let's say men had that option. | |
| Like a bunch of women were like, hey, I'll pay you for a one-night stand. | |
| Like, I'll pay you $10,000 to just sleep with me. | |
| Like, would men do it? | |
| Would you do it? | |
| I think, I honestly, I think a lot of men would absolutely do it. | |
| I think a lot of men. | |
| So you're saying I'm already attracted to her and she's just like, okay, here's $10,000. | |
| An attractive woman that just, you know, wants a young man to sleep with. | |
| Sure, why not? | |
| I'll bite the bullet. | |
| I guess I'll bite the bullet on it. | |
| I mean, you would have a threesome. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| I guess. | |
| I don't know how those are two totally related, but. | |
| I mean, it's like a one-night stand. | |
| You're having a threesome with one person, then another person who you're probably not going to see again. | |
| And then you're having sex with this lady. | |
| The only difference is that she's paying you. | |
| That's it. | |
| I mean, yeah. | |
| So it's like, I would have sex with her for free, but she's offering to give me 10,000. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A lot of men would do that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They just don't have the option. | |
| Yeah, it's very, very rare for a woman to engage a man in prostitution. | |
| I mean, like, she's paying rare. | |
| Unless it's like a couple, like, let's go higher in a score or something. | |
| And I don't know if anybody in the chat is going to moralize on that, but ultimately, I do think that I don't know what the percentage would be, but I think a high amount of guys would be like, hold on. | |
| By the way, $10,000 is a lot of money for a lot of people. | |
| Most men would fuck a girl for free. | |
| She's going to pay you money too. | |
| It's like, yeah, I guess men would do it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now, the different, I think the tricky thing you have to ask, though, I think that one's really easy. | |
| The tricky question is, would you fuck a woman you wouldn't otherwise fuck for $10,000? | |
| Like a woman who's a bad person. | |
| That's when things I think get interesting. | |
| Me personally, no. | |
| Me personally, probably not, no. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I do think a lot of guys, $10,000 is a lot of money for a lot of men. | |
| Me, I'm doing people. | |
| Me, I'm doing fun. | |
| $10,000, whatever. | |
| They do it for a hamburger. | |
| Yeah, they would. | |
| I think a lot of guys would fuck for a hamburger. | |
| Yeah, she's not that hot. | |
| They fuck for free. | |
| Men fuck for literally anything. | |
| That is true. | |
| That is true. | |
| Okay, let's see if there's any chats coming through and then we'll get this wrapped up. | |
| Final, well, no, not final call, but if they come in, we'll read them. | |
| Blathis donated $30. | |
| To understand my position on this matter, I need to do that. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| Can I have sex with her for $10K and then again for free? | |
| No, just for $10K, like I pay you to have a fairly fast. | |
| You're a pump and dump. | |
| She's using you on time. | |
| Torto Pounder donated $30. | |
| A wavo A-O-K hand emoji. | |
| For the $10K, I'll be a slutty flowers like them. | |
| But I'll own up to it and take accountability for being a kitten. | |
| John, Felicity, can you read? | |
| My bad. | |
| My last chat was for the Muslim woman. | |
| Also, I meant to add Islam is from Satan. | |
| Thanks, Brian. | |
| Love the show. | |
| Bye. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Thank you, John. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Okay, guys. | |
| Like the video if you enjoyed the stream. | |
| It was a fun. | |
| I thought it was a fun stream. | |
| Fun little condo. | |
| A couple final things here. | |
| Guys, GG. | |
| Well played. | |
| Last call. | |
| Hit the like button, please, on your way out. | |
| Also, please leave a nice comment once the live ends. | |
| I read them. | |
| Positivity is nice. | |
| It helps with the algorithm. | |
| Thank you guys for tuning in tonight. | |
| Thank you to the wonderful panel. | |
| It was a fun panel. | |
| You guys were having us. | |
| Good times. | |
| Good vibes. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you were here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. | |
| The show's viewer supported. | |
| We couldn't do it without you guys. | |
| So thank you. | |
| We will be live again. | |
| We may potentially have some stuff throughout the week, maybe, but we're going to be live again with another dating talk in any case. | |
| Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DM at whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara. | |
| I want to see 07s in the chat. | |
| Spam that in the chat. | |
| Spam that in the chat. | |
| Let me just make sure no chats came through. | |
| Don't want to screw anybody over. | |
| I feel like we're forgetting something. | |
| Why am I the only one that wiped off my makeup? | |
| I think we're forgetting something. | |
| Baddie. | |
| Baddie. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Nobody's. | |
| Wait. | |
| Wait, how do I do this? | |
| Oh, I can do it from my. | |
| Okay, I have a control. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| Good night, guys. | |
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