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| Without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. | |
| Please tell us your name, age, occupation, where you're from, and education. | |
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| Hello, I'm Ana. | |
| I'm 29. | |
| I'm from Colombia. | |
| I live in Orange County, and I'm a tattoo artist. | |
| All right. | |
| How long have you been living in the United States? | |
| Since 2015. | |
| 2015. | |
| Okay, so you've been here for 10 years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Why did you move? | |
| What made you want to move? | |
| I wanted to have a better future. | |
| Okay, and you said, sorry, Colombia, you said? | |
| Colombia, yeah. | |
| What part of Colombia? | |
| Medellín? | |
| Bogotá. | |
| Bogotá, okay, rock and roll. | |
| And have you been doing, how long have you been doing tattooing for? | |
| Five years. | |
| Five years. | |
| So did the tattoos you had, have you had them prior to then? | |
| No, I started five years ago when I decided to tattoo. | |
| Before that, I was in college. | |
| Did you, so wait, when did you first start getting tattoos? | |
| Five years ago. | |
| So you had no tattoos five years ago? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I started like getting like fully blasted five years ago when I decided. | |
| Yeah, when I decided to be a tattoo artist. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| And let's see. | |
| Any college or anything like that? | |
| Yeah, I have an associate in human services on arts and science, and I did have of nursing school. | |
| Is that here? | |
| Here, yeah. | |
| I used to live in Virginia. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anything from Colombia, like college in Colombia? | |
| Just high school. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name's Lauren. | |
| I'm 22 years old. | |
| I'm from San Diego, and I'm a full-time student. | |
| All right. | |
| And what are you studying? | |
| I'm studying sociology and I'm minoring in applied psychology. | |
| Sociology. | |
| And you said applied psychology? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's applied psychology? | |
| It's like applied research methods and psychology. | |
| So it's like psychology, but like in real life, I guess, like actively. | |
| Yeah, perceived. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| And are you a senior? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so you're graduating next year. | |
| Like in 2026 or 27? | |
| 26, 27. | |
| 26, okay. | |
| But are you doing fall or? | |
| No, no. | |
| In the spring, I'm supposed to be in the sport. | |
| In the spring, yeah. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| And are you in a sorority or anything like that? | |
| I am not. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| So sociology and applied psychology, but your major, you said your major psychology, minor. | |
| Major sociology. | |
| Major sociology, minor applied psychology. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you currently taking any sociology classes? | |
| Not currently, but yeah, I just have a couple more to go before I end up graduating, which is so. | |
| What do you want to do after you graduate for work? | |
| I'm thinking of going to criminology or doing something like that, criminal profiling, but I'm not sure yet. | |
| Just taking it day by day. | |
| Okay, so maybe like something in law enforcement or? | |
| Sort of not really law enforcement, just detective work, I guess. | |
| I don't know, things like that. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| And you are majoring in sociology, so my question is, can you tell us like maybe, I mean, we'll just do one, like the number one thing you've taken away from your education so far in terms of what you've been taught? | |
| I think it's just how, I mean, it's obvious how diverse each person is in each community, but it's just crazy to me, I guess, how each culture is, you know, so distinct and within the different like states and countries and everything. | |
| And I just think it's really interesting how that all interconnects and everything and how it overlaps just to, I don't know, create like a new like space and everything. | |
| Are you talking about like the United States? | |
| Like in country in general, like countries all around the world and continents. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so sociology, there's a heavy focus on like different cultures and yeah, yeah, and just how they all overlap and like intersect. | |
| Okay. | |
| But is there one like sociological principle that you could like relate to us, I guess, that you learned? | |
| Trying to think. | |
| It's like on the spot. | |
| Let me get back to you on that one. | |
| Nothing? | |
| I know, no, I know, I know, I know, I know. | |
| Okay, yeah, let me sit on that real quick. | |
| Can I ask you a question? | |
| I was talking to somebody the other day. | |
| I won't say who they are, but they're a professor, not at your university, but at a major, well-respected university. | |
| And the use of artificial intelligence is quite rampant. | |
| When I assume you have to write essays for your essays. | |
| Is it the case for you, or perhaps also the case for other students, that there's rampant usage of AI? | |
| Yeah, I think it's hugely, I guess, debated, but a lot of my professors that I've had are largely against that, of course, for like a number of reasons. | |
| And I think also specifically, like art, AI and art is like a huge issue right now that we're dealing with. | |
| Just the fact that artists can't create their own work and everything is like based around technology now, and it's not even a real human is just really crazy to me. | |
| And yeah, I think it's definitely an issue that needs to be addressed. | |
| And yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I am Maddie. | |
| I am 57 years old. | |
| I am originally from California for 56 years. | |
| I've now been in North Carolina for six months. | |
| I am an esthetician specializing in Brazilian waxing. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I'm recently, I'm a creator on X. How many Brazilian waxes have you given in your thousands? | |
| Thousands. | |
| Thousands. | |
| Tens of thousands? | |
| Not tens of thousands, but definitely thousands. | |
| Wow, you're a trooper. | |
| Big labia matter. | |
| Yeah, big labia matter. | |
| You know what? | |
| Wait, you could provide some like data statistics. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Ask away. | |
| So you're looking right down Main Street. | |
| Right in there. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| What's the percentage breakdown? | |
| You know what? | |
| Honestly, everyone is just different. | |
| It really is. | |
| I would say. | |
| You know, there's innies and outies. | |
| I would say that I see more various larger sizes than smaller sizes, to be honest. | |
| On the outside. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Okay. | |
| There you go. | |
| I do. | |
| And I try to encourage women, like, because everybody thinks they look weird down there. | |
| Like, everybody. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't care who you are. | |
| And so I always try to tell them, no, you're just fine. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nobody, I've never looked at anybody and gasped like something was really weird. | |
| So I see. | |
| Because I only date women with Audis. | |
| So I feel like some, you know, I've had some good luck, but I've feel like I've had some bad luck, you know? | |
| Like, you say it's more, more than 50%. | |
| I feel like I'm batting. | |
| My batting average is terrible there. | |
| Maybe it's just my clientele. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Maybe it's like geography. | |
| Maybe it's like a geographic region in the U.S. where they all coalesce. | |
| All right. | |
| Like the polls or something. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And so you currently live where again? | |
| In Charlotte, North Carolina. | |
| Charlotte, North Carolina. | |
| Rock and roll. | |
| Is that the South? | |
| It is considered the South. | |
| Is it considered the South? | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| Good times. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Natalie. | |
| I flew here from Massachusetts. | |
| I'm 41 years old. | |
| I'm a patient care rep at a cancer center, and I have some college. | |
| All right. | |
| What were you studying in college? | |
| General studies or psychology, I think, actually was over 20 years ago. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Olifka. | |
| I'm 22 years old. | |
| I do social media. | |
| I am in school, but I have switched to part-time since I'm doing mostly social media now. | |
| I'm studying psych and like a little bit of biology. | |
| I kind of took up some courses for fun. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And what about explain the Burger King thing? | |
| Explain the Burger King thing. | |
| Okay, well, my Instagram is Olifka Mashuk, O-L-I-W-K-A-M-A-S-I-U-K. | |
| Honestly, one day I got a Whopper and I was racing my car for fun and I made a video and with the crown on and I said that it makes the Subaru less gay. | |
| That blew up pretty quickly. | |
| And now I wear my Burger King crown. | |
| Honestly, I've always liked the Burger King Crown, and I've always liked Whoppers, so, yeah. | |
| Wait, what did your, why did, hold on. | |
| It's a really like, it's like, it's some of the craziest story ever, honestly. | |
| But I'm just curious. | |
| I asked about the Burger King hat. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you like said your Instagram handle and then spelled it out. | |
| And that had absolutely zero to do with the story that you just gave us. | |
| Because you have to like see it to understand it, honestly. | |
| Like, I don't know how to explain the Burger King crown. | |
| Well, then, but I saw it and then I messaged you. | |
| There was this famous incident on an airplane where there was this guy who was getting kicked off of an airplane wearing the same Burger King hat. | |
| And I asked you if it was related. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were you aware of that clip? | |
| I always knew about that clip, yeah. | |
| I mean, it's been around for a long time. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's why I laughed at it. | |
| I saw it. | |
| It's a pretty funny clip. | |
| So anyways, okay, what about you? | |
| My name is Avery. | |
| I'm 29. | |
| I'm from Bay Area, California, Santa Rosa to be specific. | |
| And I am in the process of going through beauty school to be a nail technician. | |
| All right. | |
| And any college or anything? | |
| No, not right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, Felicity. | |
| My name is Felicity. | |
| I'm 19 from Santa Barbara, and I'm Brian's bodyguard. | |
| It's true. | |
| She is. | |
| Actually, we were, and she's actually protected me from various wild animals. | |
| Oh. | |
| We were. | |
| We were hiking the other day. | |
| Camping, rather. | |
| Well, both, I suppose. | |
| And this fucking bear came. | |
| And Felicity got all big and shit and scared the bear away. | |
| It was dope. | |
| Yeah, Brian doesn't know how to do that. | |
| Not bad. | |
| I don't. | |
| She's right. | |
| So anyways, she is my bodyguard. | |
| So if any of you guys try to get rowdy tonight, she'll. | |
| All right, so getting into, oh, going around the table. | |
| What's everybody's current relationship status? | |
| If you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? | |
| I've been single for five months now. | |
| And my longest relationship, it was 10 years. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| 10 years. | |
| Okay. | |
| And is that the one that ended five months ago? | |
| No. | |
| 10 years, then two years, and then two years. | |
| Okay, 10-2-2. | |
| So the last one was two years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you had a rebound since the last one? | |
| No rebound? | |
| Nothing? | |
| Okay. | |
| So the 10-year one, were you married? | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's your only time you were married, though? | |
| I've been married twice. | |
| Married twice? | |
| Okay. | |
| And have you. | |
| You have kids? | |
| Yeah, I have two. | |
| Two kids? | |
| From the same father? | |
| No, from different fathers. | |
| Different fathers. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are they from the 10-2-2? | |
| No, from the 2-2. | |
| The 2-2? | |
| Yeah. | |
| The 2-2, but not the 10. | |
| Okay. | |
| No, we were high school sweethearts, but then we just like, you know, chose different paths. | |
| So it was like mutual. | |
| Okay. | |
| So the the ten-year one, this was in Colombia? | |
| Uh we met in Colombia and then we decided to come here as well. | |
| Okay. | |
| You both moved here? | |
| Yeah, well his family was already living here and then he was living at that time in Virginia and I went to study English in Boston. | |
| So we kind of like met in the US. | |
| But you were both? | |
| In Colombia. | |
| Born in Colombia? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did you guys immigrate here legally or illegally? | |
| Legally. | |
| Legally, okay. | |
| You went through the proper process and so the 10-year relationship was your first marriage? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who initiated the divorce? | |
| It was mutual. | |
| Mutual. | |
| Actually, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Was there a specific reason for you to break up? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I finished college, then I wanted to travel. | |
| I wanted to be a tattoo artist and guest, but he didn't want that. | |
| So, you know, it was different. | |
| I also wanted to have kids. | |
| We didn't want to have kids, so. | |
| Okay. | |
| And are you Christian? | |
| Were you Christian? | |
| I'm Catholic. | |
| You're Catholic, okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| But my understanding, at least as it relates to Catholicism, divorce is very much frowned upon in Catholicism. | |
| And it doesn't sound like from what you described that there was. | |
| I understand, I believe, as it relates to Catholicism, there are some scenarios in which you can get a divorce, but it sounds like you wanted to travel and be a tattoo artist. | |
| I don't know if within the Catholic faith that that's enough pretext or reason to get a divorce. | |
| Well, I mean, I couldn't give you like the whole details. | |
| It was just like something mutual with my ex-partner. | |
| I don't think we'll have to, like, fully be related to Catholicism. | |
| Well, I mean, marriage is... | |
| Did you get married in a Catholic church? | |
| No. | |
| Were you married in a church? | |
| No. | |
| But you were married? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you just went to the courthouse? | |
| Yeah. | |
| There was no ceremony? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| Was he Catholic or? | |
| I don't know. | |
| The guy you were dating for 10 years, you don't know his? | |
| Okay. | |
| And so, okay, you divorced him, then the second two-year relationship, were you married to him? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you had a kid with him? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who initiated the divorce? | |
| Me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why? | |
| Didn't work out. | |
| Didn't work out? | |
| Going back to the first guy really quick, the 10-year relationship, did he pay you alimony? | |
| Nope. | |
| No alimony? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Okay. | |
| The second year or the second marriage, did he pay you alimony? | |
| Nope. | |
| Does he pay you child support? | |
| Nope. | |
| Custody? | |
| Is it 50-50? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So he lives near you, I guess? | |
| He lives in Florida. | |
| Wait, and you live in California, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So 50-50 custody? | |
| No, I have full custody and we just like, he visits her. | |
| Okay, I see. | |
| But he doesn't pay you child support. | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then the second two-year relationship, you have a kid with him also. | |
| Okay. | |
| And who broke up with who? | |
| Didn't work out. | |
| Didn't work out? | |
| Okay. | |
| Does he pay you child support? | |
| No. | |
| Shared custody? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So he lives nearby or whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| When you say it didn't work out, who ended the relationship? | |
| Both of us. | |
| Both of you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you both approached each other at the same time and said, the words left your mouth at the exact same moment, we should break up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it was just like a long process of, you know, nothing's working out. | |
| And it wasn't the best decision. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay. | |
| And okay. | |
| Well, none of your previous ex-husbands pay you alimony. | |
| None of them, well, none of your, the father of your children pay you child support. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you planning on having any more children? | |
| No. | |
| All done. | |
| All done. | |
| Marriage? | |
| More marriage? | |
| Eventually. | |
| Eventually. | |
| Find the right person. | |
| When my babies probably are older. | |
| Yeah. | |
| When the babies are older. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What are the age of the kids? | |
| Ten months and three years. | |
| Ten months, three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| So I've been single for the past like two or three years, and the longest relationship I've been in was for eight months, my senior year of high school. | |
| All right. | |
| You said you've been single for two, three years. | |
| The relationship that ended then, how long was that one? | |
| Eight months. | |
| Oh, is that the... | |
| Or wait, no, sorry. | |
| I'm switching it up. | |
| It was, I believe, like four months, and we took a break in between. | |
| But then, yeah, he ended up breaking up with me a second time. | |
| I see. | |
| So you've been single for two, three years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Any guys in the picture whatsoever? | |
| Not really. | |
| Nothing like serious. | |
| Well, I suppose I should ask. | |
| What's your orientation? | |
| I identify as straight, but also like kind of questioning still. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you fooled around with girls at all? | |
| I have, yeah, a little bit. | |
| But of the two relationships you mentioned. | |
| Men, both men. | |
| Both, both men. | |
| Okay. | |
| But no guys in the picture? | |
| Not really, no. | |
| Nothing, not even got your tech, like a sneaky link? | |
| No, no, that kind of, yeah, that was a little bit ago. | |
| There was no sneaky. | |
| Like a month ago. | |
| Yeah, like ish. | |
| Ish. | |
| Okay. | |
| And any girls in the picture? | |
| Not right now. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you ever dated a girl at all? | |
| No, no. | |
| Nothing serious. | |
| Nothing serious. | |
| Okay. | |
| And hmm. | |
| Are you looking for anything currently? | |
| I am. | |
| I feel like I also shouldn't be, but I kind of want a relationship, so I'm kind of just like whatever comes to me, I guess. | |
| Whatever finds me. | |
| Isn't it like cuffing season or whatever? | |
| Yeah, it is. | |
| It's getting cold. | |
| It's getting hard. | |
| You're lonely out here. | |
| It's getting hard, but I don't know. | |
| All right. | |
| Have you ever had a roster? | |
| Like, you know, like a lot of people, local, they'll date multiple people, they'll date around, you know? | |
| Not more than like two or three people at a time, really. | |
| I feel like I like to focus my energy on like one person because it just gets like confusing and like doing too much. | |
| Like if it's more than yeah. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've been married for almost 25 years. | |
| All right. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| Is that 25? | |
| That's that one, yes. | |
| Well, how long were you guys together before you got married? | |
| About two years. | |
| So together for 27? | |
| Okay. | |
| Kids? | |
| Yes, each independently. | |
| We have a very interesting family. | |
| How many kids? | |
| We have two daughters. | |
| My daughter, well, my biological daughter is 28, and I just became a grandmother. | |
| She just had my first grandson. | |
| And then I have another daughter, which is his biological daughter, and she's 30. | |
| Got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| And any other marriages? | |
| Nope. | |
| All right. | |
| Not for me. | |
| Okay. | |
| For him, though? | |
| Yes. | |
| How many? | |
| Two. | |
| Two others. | |
| So three total. | |
| Yes. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, you've been together for a while, so I assume it's fingers crossed. | |
| Last one. | |
| Last one. | |
| Third time's the charge. | |
| Very happy. | |
| What about you? | |
| I am married to the love of my life, hi, babe. | |
| We have two children. | |
| We've been together, we dated in our early 20s for a couple years, and then we broke up. | |
| And then we got back together when I was about 32 years old, and we've been together ever since. | |
| He's my longest relationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, and how long? | |
| I might have missed that. | |
| We've been together second time around, about nine plus years. | |
| About nine. | |
| Second time around. | |
| How much total? | |
| 11 years total. | |
| Okay. | |
| And is this your longest relationship? | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| All right. | |
| And you said you had two kids? | |
| I do. | |
| From him? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any other marriages? | |
| No. | |
| Got it. | |
| What about you? | |
| Oh, I've been single for almost a year now. | |
| My longest relationship has been four years. | |
| I think almost four years. | |
| Four years, okay. | |
| You're 22, so that maybe started at the end of high school? | |
| I think I was 18, yeah. | |
| Okay, single for one year. | |
| So who broke up with who? | |
| The four-year relationship? | |
| Mutual. | |
| It was a tough situation. | |
| How so? | |
| I don't want to go too much into detail. | |
| Someone in his family got sick. | |
| That definitely, I would say, affected him in a lot of ways. | |
| And yeah, honestly, just we outgrew each other, started young dating, and different paths. | |
| All right. | |
| You've been single for a year. | |
| Any guys in the picture the past year? | |
| No. | |
| Nothing? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Nothing? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you, I think I recall something in your notes. | |
| You're dating to Mary, is that correct? | |
| Yeah, I date to Mary. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you religious at all? | |
| I'm Christian. | |
| Christian? | |
| What denomination? | |
| Honestly, I don't really align with a lot of them. | |
| I just go by the Bible and go by praying to God every day. | |
| Just kind of like my own little way, to be honest with you. | |
| Okay. | |
| And okay, that's it for now. | |
| What about you? | |
| I am in a committed relationship with the love of my life. | |
| I hope to marry him one day. | |
| We just celebrated three years this last July, and he is my longest relationship. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| Felicity? | |
| Single, like for a few months. | |
| Longest relationship was two years. | |
| Okay. | |
| Single? | |
| All right. | |
| I've said single every time. | |
| Theo Brian. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Your favorite Brit is back. | |
| Hope you've been well, bro. | |
| Looking forward to seeing you in the MJ movie since you went to Neverland. | |
| Lil B cameo gonna be Pete. | |
| Hashtag free Felicity. Hashtag Michael is king. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| When that dock drops, my podcast is going to blow up. | |
| No, I just can't. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Anybody want? | |
| This guy's a big fan of Michael Jackson. | |
| Does anybody, can I get a THE from anybody? | |
| How about you do that? | |
| You do that shit. | |
| We want to hear it from you. | |
| I think we need to hear it from Lauren. | |
| She seems like the most outgoing person at the table. | |
| And extroverted, for sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| I'm not a huge Michael Jackson. | |
| Anybody? | |
| Come on, you're wearing a burger. | |
| Let's Michael Jackson impression right now. | |
| Let's hear it. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I honestly I'm not a big Michael Jackson fan, but like what does it sound like like is it like this just like you got this I don't know. | |
| Yikes. | |
| Okay. | |
| She tried. | |
| She tried her best, Adzils. | |
| I did it for him, okay? | |
| You honestly, Adzils, you should pop a bottle of champagne for that attempt. | |
| That was pretty good. | |
| All right, cool. | |
| So that's everybody's relationship status. | |
| We're going to get into some of the pre-show notes that some of you guys had submitted to us. | |
| I feel like there's something I'm forgetting here that I had to do. | |
| But yeah, by the way, guys, we are one chair down. | |
| We had a couple flakes, no shows today. | |
| So, yeah, you know, it's around the holiday time, Thanksgiving. | |
| people are a little a little flaky around this time of year uh okay so i want to start off with let's see Nope. | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay, Avery. | |
| You, let's see. | |
| I'll just start with a fun one, then we'll get into some of the more interesting stuff. | |
| Sure. | |
| You said that one time you threw up on a Tinder date and then shortly later he accidentally peed on you. | |
| Yeah, see, I regretted saying this in the preach out questions the second I said it because I knew it was going to get brought up. | |
| Sorry, babe, I know you're watching right now. | |
| You don't know this story. | |
| So this was a couple years ago. | |
| I was living with a friend, met a Tinder date, didn't want to take him, sorry, didn't want to take him back to my house without realizing if he was sane or not. | |
| So we went to a bar, ended up taking it back to the house. | |
| I'm, you know, giving him head. | |
| And he's a head pusher. | |
| And so, yeah, I had been drinking, so I threw up. | |
| Word. | |
| Wait, on him? | |
| On him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, and mind you, we're in the backyard at this time. | |
| So I'm thinking, I like run around the corner in fear, pure fear, because this has never happened before. | |
| And I'm thinking, like, okay, I'm going to come back around the corner. | |
| He's going to be cleaning himself off, ready to go. | |
| No, I come back around the corner. | |
| He's cleaning himself off, ready to go, but he's still trying to keep himself going. | |
| And he's like, what are you doing? | |
| You're not done yet. | |
| And I was dumb, drunk, and like 21. | |
| So I just kept going. | |
| And then I think it was maybe 10 minutes later, he was like, oh, I'm going to come, I'm going to come. | |
| And then it wasn't come. | |
| It was Pete. | |
| Ew. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I immediately got it. | |
| I was like, what are you fucking 12 years old? | |
| Like, what are you doing? | |
| He deserved the throw. | |
| I never talked to him again. | |
| I don't think I've ever kicked somebody out of my house that fast and blocked somebody even faster. | |
| Yeah, it was really bad. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you for that riveting story. | |
| You asked. | |
| You said that you're very traditional in your values as a partner as well as your faith. | |
| It's very important to you in a relationship. | |
| Yes. | |
| You're interested in debating on being trans and dating because you feel like there's a lot of stigmas and things trans people go through with dating that isn't talked about. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're trans, so you're male to female. | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| And how long have you been transitioned or whatever? | |
| So I started presenting female when I was about 20, 21. | |
| And then I didn't start hormones until I was 25 because I wanted to wait for my body to fully develop so that I wouldn't have any adverse reactions in the future. | |
| I also just want to preface by saying that like I'm very much a firm believer of biological reality and what my biology is at the end of the day. | |
| And so, you know. | |
| Yeah, you write you're firm, passionate about accepting biological reality. | |
| Like I don't believe I'm a woman. | |
| I know I'm a man, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| So you, yeah, you write that you don't, you don't buy into the idea of, I'll just prompt you on that. | |
| You don't buy into the idea of that, that I am a real woman. | |
| Yes, yeah. | |
| Right. | |
| You write, you don't buy into the idea that trans women are real women. | |
| Correct. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| But so in terms of your like pronouns or whatever, do you, I don't care. | |
| Young. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Whatever you want to call me. | |
| Somebody calls you he, you're totally fine with me. | |
| Doesn't bother me. | |
| I know what I am when I call it. | |
| Would you prefer, like, do you prefer she? | |
| Sure. | |
| But at the end of the day, it's never been something that's bothered me that much. | |
| And even now to this day, I really don't care. | |
| I really don't care what somebody wants to call me. | |
| Call me what you want. | |
| Just don't call me late for dinner. | |
| All right. | |
| And do you date men or women? | |
| Men. | |
| But I do have an attraction to women, but I am very, very, very, very picky. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay. | |
| So would you consider, do you consider yourself gay then? | |
| I mean, yes, because I am a biological man. | |
| So like my partner as well considers himself a gay man because he is with a biological man. | |
| And I mean, I don't know what I would really consider myself. | |
| I wouldn't call myself straight, but I definitely wouldn't call myself, you know, like just straight up gay either. | |
| So. | |
| And you're the person that you're seeing, are they trans too or no? | |
| No. | |
| They're cis or whatever. | |
| He's a biological man as well. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| I don't really have anything. | |
| I don't really have anything there. | |
| It's kind of different. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I mean, you're trans. | |
| What do you think about some of that stuff, I guess? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think I think the current trans community and LGBT community is very, very toxic. | |
| I believe they're very much in denial. | |
| And I think that they're caring more about themselves and their comfortability and what they want for the world to perceive them as than what society actually sees them as. | |
| I just, it's the reality, you know, and a lot of trans people don't like to acknowledge that and they like to pull the, I'm a real woman, you must look at me like this, you must look at me like that. | |
| I think most trans people are jokes, to be honest. | |
| But you're a trans person. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, I should say, okay, so I should say I believe most people who have that sort of mindset when it comes to trans or LGBT ideology are jokes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anyone else on the panel want to weigh in on this topic? | |
| Well, I wanted to say that when I walked up to the door, she was sitting outside. | |
| And I thought, because I'm very conservative, I guess you guys titled me the MAGA grandma, which I love. | |
| I'll take that proudly. | |
| And the moment that we started speaking, this is a wonderful human being. | |
| And all I care about is that you leave children alone. | |
| That's it. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Live your life the way you want to live it. | |
| Do not force it on children. | |
| That's my opinion. | |
| Agree. | |
| Any other panelists want to weigh in on any of this? | |
| W. | |
| I said what I said. | |
| W. | |
| I agree with her. | |
| Just like, I know, unless you don't like our hurting others, just don't bring it up to children. | |
| Just don't bring it up to children. | |
| I agree with her. | |
| Okay. | |
| I feel like it's not something I have like a huge place in saying, considering I'm not like a trans individual. | |
| But I just want to say, I think the whole notion of like, oh, you're not directly affected by this, so you don't get to have an opinion is stupid. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You are allowed to have an opinion on whatever you want. | |
| You have free will. | |
| That is. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nobody here at this table was affected by the Holocaust, but we all have an opinion on it. | |
| So, you know, I just, I want, I want you to know that, like, whatever opinion you have, say it. | |
| Like, you don't feel like you need to hold back just because you don't live this path that I live. | |
| That's not. | |
| Yeah, I understand that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, moving on to the next notes that we have here. | |
| Nat. | |
| Nat. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You write. | |
| This is very. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You say, oh, boy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Modern day. | |
| You say modern day women or feminists are an embarrassment to women in dating. | |
| True. | |
| Okay, do you want to elaborate on that a little bit? | |
| I don't agree with modern day feminism hating men. | |
| Men make the world go around. | |
| They do everything. | |
| Yeah, I just, I don't agree with women who hate men. | |
| I think men are great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I love that question about what's the question about being in a forest, seeing a men, a man versus a bear thing. | |
| And the women who say they rather see a bear are delusional. | |
| And I'd rather see a man. | |
| And if I do see a bear, I sure as hell hope I see a man to save me from the bear. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lauren, it looked, I don't know, like you had a bit of a reaction to what she said. | |
| Did you have thoughts on any of that? | |
| I think, like, as a sociology major, I guess I do have like, yes, a more like left point of view and everything. | |
| And from what I've learned. | |
| And I think your comment, I guess, like on the man versus bear thing, I think the concept of that, it's not like, it's like, I mean, you understand like why it's even being said. | |
| So it's not, no, like, I don't. | |
| It's about like how a man would like rape you versus a bear. | |
| That's the whole thing. | |
| Like the sentiment of man versus bear. | |
| Do you think a large majority of men would rape you? | |
| I think that's a very plausible perception. | |
| I think that's outrageous. | |
| What percentage would you say? | |
| I think that's absolutely outrageous. | |
| I can't put an exact percentage on it, but it's extremely, I mean, it's well documented. | |
| There's so many cases that go, you know, unreported of men raping women. | |
| And I don't, that's just what it is. | |
| There's probably an equal amount of women who falsely accuse men of rape, too. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I don't know what type of men these women on the show interact with on a daily basis. | |
| I've got a couple decades on you. | |
| I've met so many men. | |
| I don't know any, I've never met a man that was that would rape me or well, that's your opinion. | |
| That's have you? | |
| Have you interacted? | |
| I've been assaulted, yes. | |
| I have. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you think the percentage is? | |
| I mean, it's, I think it's, you know, like you said, yes, there are like women that falsely accuse men, but, you know, there's, it can go both ways. | |
| And I do think it's significant, more significant for men to end up, you know, taking advantage and assaulting women. | |
| And I think that is. | |
| Just one point of clarification on this, because assault is sort of this umbrella term that can encompass anything from, and it would still be a crime, but anything from like, you know, and it's wrong, but a guy like grabbing your butt at the party, clearly wrong. | |
| But I think we would agree, not as severe as like a woman who's like violently stranger raped in a parking lot, right? | |
| So when you say assaults, can you, I guess, specify what you're talking about? | |
| I guess, I mean, it is kind of an umbrella term for, you know, unwanted touching and getting assaulted either sexually or violently or physically. | |
| But I mean, I mean, I just think it's any unwanted advances. | |
| I think that is what assault can mean. | |
| And I don't think it has a specific definition for that. | |
| Like, I think it is like, you know, I mean, people take it a little too far, like, you know, sometimes like falsely accusing people of doing things and exaggerating the truth. | |
| But, you know, I think it's just, I'm kind of standing by the belief of like believing the victim first. | |
| And like, that's just kind of like what. | |
| I agree with her. | |
| I don't. | |
| I disagree. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I disagree. | |
| I disagree. | |
| I just want to ask, so because I'm a biological male, do you think I'm capable of raping somebody? | |
| Do you think I'm at risk of raping somebody just because I identify as a biological male or that I identify myself as biologically male? | |
| Well, I think anyone could rape someone. | |
| So you think women also have the capability of rape? | |
| Oh, yeah, of course. | |
| I never said they didn't like it. | |
| Do you know how high it is? | |
| I don't know the exact percentage off. | |
| Very high. | |
| I don't know the exact percentage offhand too, but I do know it's very, very high. | |
| It happens. | |
| Of course it happens. | |
| I'm sure it does happen. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So it's not something that's exclusive to men is the point of it. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I totally agree. | |
| It kind of sounds like that's what you're trying to do. | |
| I didn't mean to say it like that. | |
| I do think both sides all genders are capable of rape, of course. | |
| I want to, I guess, with this follow-up question, I do want to tread carefully. | |
| And of course, if you don't want to talk about it, that's totally fine. | |
| Perhaps just to give us context for, because I think somebody asked the question, like, who here has had one of these negative experiences? | |
| You had indicated you had been assaulted. | |
| Totally understand if you don't want to talk about it. | |
| Would you feel comfortable sharing some details or no? | |
| I mean, this is, it was someone I met on Tinder my freshman year. | |
| I'm just going to be kind of vague, but we, essentially, I was super drunk. | |
| I was the only one drinking. | |
| He was completely sober. | |
| He was five years older than me. | |
| And I ended up, you know, I was newly freshly 18 and I hadn't had really any super close sexual relations since my ex, which was the first person I was with. | |
| And I think that he did, I don't know, I wouldn't want to label it as assault. | |
| See, this is where it is get a little bit murky, but it is like my story and how like I, my perception of him kind of taking advantage of me and trying not to use, like, I don't know, I don't want to get too into it, but I did feel like a little bit taken advantage of. | |
| I don't really feel like being detailed right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Low-key's kind of not. | |
| Can I say something to that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So it kind of goes to my point that maybe soliciting men on Tinder, maybe that's not the best group or caliber of men. | |
| Maybe that's the problem. | |
| Like, you know what I mean? | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| Like, you're looking for randoms to hook up with? | |
| It's probably not the most. | |
| Yes, I, yeah. | |
| If I can, so you said you met him on Tinder? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then this was like your first time hanging out? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then like, what time did you go to meet him, I guess? | |
| It was late at night. | |
| I do know that what I was doing was not smart, but I was, you know. | |
| Was it like a Friday or Saturday night or something? | |
| I don't remember. | |
| Okay. | |
| When you say you'd been drinking, had you been drinking with him or had you already- He was giving me alcohol. | |
| Had you already been drinking prior? | |
| I was drinking a little bit prior, but he was giving me alcohol. | |
| So maybe, was it like a Friday or Saturday night where you were maybe like partying previous, were you out partying beforehand? | |
| Not like partying necessarily, no. | |
| But you said you'd been drinking prior to meeting him? | |
| I mean, yeah, like a little bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because I mean, I know a lot of people who, you know, here at UCSB, it's a really big party school. | |
| People laugh, you know, pre-games. | |
| People pregame, people drink, whatever, but then you met up with him and then he had some, you said he was totally sober? | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, to your credit, I think it's a little weird if you're drink drink to somebody and you're not also drinking that. | |
| That is weird. | |
| That is kind of weird. | |
| That is kind of. | |
| That's kind of a little sus. | |
| And in terms, you said you felt like you were taken advantage of, so you guys did have sex. | |
| Okay. | |
| Was it a one-time thing, or did you continue? | |
| No. | |
| You didn't continue. | |
| I literally, yeah, I was a mess after. | |
| No. | |
| And when you, like, were you completely incapacitated? | |
| Not completely, but like. | |
| Well, how much had you been, how much had you drank? | |
| Five, six shots. | |
| Five, six shots? | |
| Okay, I mean, that's a lot with him. | |
| Okay, not like for the pregame. | |
| Okay, I mean, that's a lot of alcohol. | |
| I would be, I'm a lightweight. | |
| I would be fucked up. | |
| I don't even drink, though. | |
| I don't really drink. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I'm sorry to hear you had that experience. | |
| Although you yourself seem to have indicated that you were a bit hesitant or on the fence as to exactly how to categorize what happened. | |
| You said that you do, of course, feel like you were taking advantage of. | |
| I can go into more details. | |
| I just don't feel comfortable. | |
| Oh, you don't have to. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| You don't have to if you don't want to. | |
| But okay. | |
| So, I don't know. | |
| That was stemming from the man versus bear thing, I guess. | |
| I guess we can quickly just go into that just because it came up or whatever. | |
| I guess going around the table, so the question is you're, I mean, there's a whole bunch of different ways to frame it. | |
| I guess, hmm. | |
| You are on a hike, and would you rather encounter a random man or a random bear? | |
| A random man. | |
| I mean. | |
| I can go 50-50 with this, depending on how I feel right now. | |
| But well, it sounded like earlier you were more so on the side of bear. | |
| Yeah, I guess, you know, like physically, yes, like at the immediate presence of a bear right there, like, that's obviously, you know, I would choose a man in this instance, yes. | |
| Okay, but it sounded like at least earlier, you understand why women pick bear. | |
| Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. | |
| Like, man. | |
| Man. | |
| Man. | |
| The man, of course. | |
| Okay, gotcha. | |
| I didn't ask her. | |
| I answer everyone. | |
| She's on the show all the time. | |
| Man. | |
| I just skip everywhere. | |
| We have a message coming in here. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| Hasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Care to, if that is the case, where women are so afraid of men and getting S dot A doted by them, then why do thousands of women each year travel to other countries with high rates of crime and S dot A dotting? | |
| I mean, I think, I don't know. | |
| I feel like people, their lives shouldn't be stopped based on just that. | |
| And obviously they have to proceed with more caution than Amanda's. | |
| I mean, that's kind of like a question. | |
| It's like, I guess, I don't know. | |
| Like, it's insinuating that women should just, you know, absolutely not. | |
| I mean, clearly there's obviously countries, you know, certain countries in the Middle East and everything that are, you know, much more locked down for women. | |
| And obviously America, we have the freedom to be able to, you know, date who we want, wear what we want, do what we want, be who we want. | |
| I mean, that's not really answering that question exactly, but yeah, that's what I want to do. | |
| Pasty, if you want to respond to her, you can. | |
| Thank you for the submission of the question there. | |
| All right, so I guess just finishing off on the bear thing, I guess what was the, and I would like, we'll get into some dating stuff here, but you had mentioned, Lauren, that what was your, I guess, reasoning there with the whole bear situation. | |
| You said that, well, with the bear, they'll kill you, the men, they'll be aware of that. | |
| Well, essentially, it's basically just like my opinion that rape is much worse than murder. | |
| I think that's what a lot of people are trying to say. | |
| Like, in every moral aspect, it's completely unnecessary. | |
| And I think violence can be justified in certain scenarios. | |
| And I think that's just my opinion. | |
| So you would rather, in your calculus of the situation, you would rather just be killed than to be essayed? | |
| That's not exactly what I was meaning. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Well, didn't you just say that essay is worse than death? | |
| Well, murder, but I mean, same sense. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| Like, in my opinion, I think it's kind of an opinion-based thing. | |
| I mean, it's a moral thing. | |
| Whatever your opinion is. | |
| Well, you were essayed, right? | |
| So would you rather have been killed? | |
| I mean, it's, I don't know if I'd rather have been killed, but I'm saying a lot of women's experience and how violent the things they've been through. | |
| Sure, there's gotcha. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I guess if we're going to make an assessment of like the worst moral wrong, I'm going to present a bit of a, not quite a trolley dilemma, I guess, but trolley problem. | |
| Well, I guess clarification on your position is, do you think that essay, is rape worse than murder or being killed? | |
| I think depending on, I mean, that is kind of a loaded question. | |
| I feel like it has a lot of, like, there's a lot of things you can respond to that. | |
| I mean, what do you have to say about that? | |
| Well, I would just say, like, I guess morally, it is worse than being killed for like many reasons, in my opinion. | |
| Morally, that's worse. | |
| Can I say something, please? | |
| Sure. | |
| I was, I don't know what you want me to, how you want me to say, can I say molested? | |
| As a, like, when you were young, let's not talk about that. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just had trauma, a lot of it, when I was young. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I don't know what I would do if I wasn't here. | |
| Sorry, keep going. | |
| Keep going. | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| No, keep going. | |
| I am so grateful that I didn't die, that I'm here. | |
| Like, I have my beautiful children and a wonderful life, and I would never let what happened to me destroy my life now. | |
| And that's why I just, I feel so strongly about that, that it's a choice that you have to make in your head that I am not going to let this now control the rest of my life. | |
| And so I just am. | |
| I'm sad that you feel that way. | |
| I'm saying that out of love and caring. | |
| I think the way I worded it. | |
| I want you here. | |
| No, no, I know. | |
| I just think the way I worded it was like, not. | |
| It's just other people's experiences are different. | |
| Sure. | |
| I think that's what she's trying to get to that point. | |
| So it's not, I assume it's not that you wanted to die. | |
| It's just like it's hard to get like, I mean, it's a hard experience to be sexually assaulted. | |
| Yeah, I think that's what I was trying to say. | |
| Well, I mean, there's no dispute that, of course, this is a terrible crime, and it's incredibly traumatic to the victim. | |
| But I guess the question here is more so. | |
| And you might even say that, I mean, it's in terms of the offender, what is a greater moral wrong is rape or murder, which one is more morally wrong? | |
| They're both morally wrong, of course. | |
| They're severely morally wrong. | |
| No dispute there whatsoever, but I guess I'm more curious about this idea that from the victim's lens, is it worse to have been essayed or is it worse to have been murdered? | |
| Which one is worse? | |
| I mean, I think those are, like, two very opposite, like, wild extremes. | |
| I don't think it's extreme, but. | |
| Well, I mean, having an opinion on those two things right now, you know, I'm going to just. | |
| I do agree with her. | |
| Like, it depends on the experience. | |
| Like, both are wrong in their own way, because you don't have the right to kill someone, but you also, I mean, you don't have the right to like assault someone. | |
| You also don't have the right to assault someone sexually. | |
| Of course, they're different. | |
| They are different. | |
| It depends. | |
| If you haven't, like, been sexually assaulted, you can like, you know, you can like fully talk about it until like. | |
| Death is final, though. | |
| Death is. | |
| I think the way I'm letting this and the way I'm saying these things is because I'm nervous, but I think I just wanted to say that's not exactly what I'm trying to put out how you're like trying to. | |
| I understand. | |
| Yeah, I mean, but just in the context of the bear versus man, of course, even in this example, the bear could do nothing. | |
| So the bear would not murder, kill you, I guess. | |
| And you could walk by a man as you do all the time and not be raped. | |
| So it's like, okay, but then we're having like a, I guess a determination as to, you know, severity, I guess. | |
| So. | |
| Boy. | |
| Okay. Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| I don't know. | |
| All right. | |
| How did we even get onto the bear versus man thing? | |
| I brought it up. | |
| Good jumper going on. | |
| Wonderful. | |
| We're about to lose like our only we're probably about to lose like our only what's it called? | |
| Democrat? | |
| Well, person who's going to provide, like even give any pushback. | |
| So, okay. | |
| I can go talk to her if you want. | |
| I think that's a bad idea. | |
| So ultimately, though, I don't know on this fucking topic, people can heal from trauma. | |
| It's a terrible trauma to experience, but people can heal from it. | |
| And then I would also just think, if it was actually the case that rape is, in fact, worse than being killed, then wouldn't people just opt to unalive themselves as soon as they have the opportunity to after the essay? | |
| And then also the question would simply be here. | |
| Please don't, is it necessary typing? | |
| Yes, go ahead, very like it. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then of course the question is, well, if we're trying to measure the harm done, how many men do you have to, How many men would you be willing to let be murdered to prevent one rape? | |
| Those would be my questions. | |
| So. | |
| I'm sorry, what do you mean, Nick? | |
| Okay, can you try, please? | |
| All right. | |
| So, all right, let's get into, let's see here. | |
| One sec, guys. | |
| Bro, of course. | |
| Of course. I should have sawn that coming. | |
| Sorry, I just wanted to pop in and say I'm going to be leaving, but thank you for the money. | |
| Is it because of the conversation? | |
| It's other things as well. | |
| I have other things to get to. | |
| I apologize. | |
| I mean, you're already here. | |
| You might as well see it through. | |
| No, this is a last-minute decision on my part to even join this. | |
| So I apologize, but I'm sorry about that. | |
| You want to stay at least for another hour or something? | |
| Another two hours? | |
| I think I'm. | |
| Can I apologize to you? | |
| No, no, but I've never been essayed. | |
| Nobody can put themselves in your shoes. | |
| And I would hope that you would sit down and have a conversation. | |
| It's not that. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Peace out. | |
| Peace out with you too, homie. | |
| Ta-ta. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, interesting. | |
| Bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Fucking saw that shit coming, man. | |
| Fuck, dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, congrats, it's a conservative panel. | |
| So you guys can just have no pushback at the fucking panel. | |
| Enjoy. | |
| We had one liberal. | |
| Because I just think she's a coward and couldn't defend her worldview. | |
| And that's why she left. | |
| I don't buy the whole, I have other stuff to do. | |
| No, I feel bad for her. | |
| I mean, she said she got off, but she's just categorizing men under one thing because she put herself in a shitty fucking position. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| She said, what? | |
| She went on some Tinder date. | |
| She was drinking with some guy five years older than her. | |
| You got to think about that. | |
| I mean, me personally, I've been young. | |
| I didn't do shit like that. | |
| I think the heavy topic just came in a little too fast. | |
| And you weren't aware of that. | |
| It's not your fault. | |
| But I think the heavy topic coming in so soon was she was. | |
| And you have to understand, we're a lot older. | |
| Like, I went through, I've been through so much stuff, but it's easier for me because I've had a lot of years to deal with it all. | |
| Well, you seem like you have opposing views, but you're so like nonchalant. | |
| Well, you know, I'm listening to everyone else's opinion. | |
| It's just, I do agree on Some parts like what she says, but I also don't agree on some parts what you say. | |
| But it's just different. | |
| I mean, a lot of people grew up in a different type of way. | |
| I'm from Colombia. | |
| I've traveled not only in the US, but other countries. | |
| So I always try to like see other people's perspective. | |
| So I just don't get, you know, that all men are terrible or all men are rapist just because my own experience. | |
| Like, I've met a lot of people and I just don't, what I've noticed in the US, and I'm not trying to like put hate or anything, a lot of not only women, but men in the US, because they've never been outside the U.S. or they've only interacted with people around their area, they don't understand like other people's perspective. | |
| So it's called an echo chamber. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, and I think when she was starting to get challenged with it, it was really hard for her to kind of defend this conclusionary statement of like all men are going to do this, all men are going to do that. | |
| Right. | |
| I mean, and she was already nervous, and we all kind of have similar views which are opposing to hers. | |
| And it's, she was nervous. | |
| I get it, but it sucks that she left. | |
| I stand by what I said. | |
| I would have left if I was her too, I'm not going to lie. | |
| It's really hard to show. | |
| I actually, I think I would have shit myself. | |
| Like, if I would have put myself in that situation, that someone starts actually nailing me. | |
| Like, I'm honestly. | |
| Was that hard? | |
| No, I'm out. | |
| Well, I think if you're going to come here, you need to be prepared to just put up your own. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think she definitely probably felt really alone, though. | |
| Yeah, but if you've watched this show, maybe she didn't show the last time. | |
| Like, that's literally what she's doing. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| She said that she's messaged before to be on like a while ago. | |
| Was this my first time? | |
| Because she looked like another girl that was on the show before on the show. | |
| I mean, I probably, I mean, we've had that conversation hundreds of times without issue, but it was a bit early to get into it. | |
| And I mean, I take some responsibility because I continued on with the conversation as I would have normally. | |
| But she's, I don't know what the right word is, fragile or whatever. | |
| So, yeah, just a weak constitution. | |
| I probably should have moved it off of that. | |
| I take some blame just because I continued on with, yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| It's all fucking conservatives, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| It's disappointing. | |
| I wanted to debate that. | |
| I don't think she's conservative, but I don't think she's going to say. | |
| I don't either. | |
| I don't think you're going to be able to do that. | |
| She's not going to say anything. | |
| Are you conservative? | |
| Liberal? | |
| Who did you vote for? | |
| Did you vote? | |
| No. | |
| Can you vote? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I think that's what I'm saying. | |
| Do you have a green card? | |
| What's your status or whatever? | |
| I'm a citizen. | |
| But I just, you're just assuming my beliefs just because of the way I look. | |
| Well, what did I? | |
| Yeah, but I don't even think you're going to give really any pushback. | |
| What? | |
| So like you're just not going to have any contrary opinions or few. | |
| Or you could have contrary opinions, but I don't get the impression that you're like going to really provide much pushback. | |
| Actually, I just asked her about it and she was like, she understands both. | |
| You said you can vote? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who did you vote for? | |
| I didn't vote. | |
| Who would you have liked to have voted for, I guess? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| This is what we're here for. | |
| Come on. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| Wait, I have a question for you. | |
| So, wait, is anybody else here like either your first generation immigrant? | |
| Anybody else here, like second-gen immigrant? | |
| No. | |
| Like you, like your parents are Poland? | |
| Both my parents are from Poland. | |
| So I'm first-generation, like Canadian. | |
| Okay, question for the two of you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's say the United States went to war with Colombia. | |
| The United States goes to war with Colombia. | |
| And as to the motivations or the cause of the war, let's just say it's not like the United States is being a bully. | |
| It's not just the U.S. is like, fuck Colombia. | |
| We're going to fucking invade. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Sure, whatever. | |
| Let's just say, you know, fucking Colombia, I don't know, whatever. | |
| Just in this hypothetical situation, it's not like, oh, the United States is being a bully. | |
| It's like, whatever, the war, they're both mutual combat, some shit like that. | |
| The United States, Colombia go to war. | |
| Who do you side with? | |
| Colombia. | |
| Get the fuck out of our country. | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| Get the fuck out. | |
| Hide that shit. | |
| The fuck, dude? | |
| What about you? | |
| Okay, no, I should have waited. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| The United States goes to war with Poland. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you side with the United States or Poland? | |
| don't get a reason for it it's just oh my I'm just curious about the reason. | |
| The reason for the war? | |
| Honestly, I'm Canadian, so I just want to side with Canada because, well. | |
| Wait, but you live in the United States? | |
| I don't live in the United States okay but you okay so you live in Canada yeah Yeah. | |
| Okay, Canada goes to war with Poland. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And there's not a bully in the situation. | |
| It's just whatever, mutual war. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm siding with Canada. | |
| Do you sign with Canada or Poland? | |
| Canada, I live in Canada. | |
| Why do you side with Colombia? | |
| Because I'm from Colombia. | |
| You've lived here for 10 years and you're now a citizen. | |
| Okay, still, that doesn't mean I'm not going to like... | |
| You should not be granted. | |
| It depends on the, like, situation. | |
| So either you will have to make, like, a very specific, you know, question or just, like... | |
| I made it specific. | |
| I said they were just, yes. | |
| But what would be the purpose or like what will the war be happening? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Fucking Colombia falls under the leadership of a tyrant dictator and he starts developing weapons of mass destruction and it's not some retarded Iraq shit. | |
| There's like actual proof that Colombia is developing weapons of mass destruction and has intention to deploy them. | |
| Well then fuck now well okay so what you're trying to say that is that is if Colombia like basically is trying to fuck over the US or something like I will just stick by for what's right. | |
| So if you give me what's right, okay. | |
| If the government from Colombia does something wrong, and if I have to choose sides, I will choose the United States. | |
| But it just depends on, like, what's happening. | |
| Okay, but could you envision—look, I don't think it's necessary for me to provide, like, the specific situation in which there could be a war where there's not a clear-cut good guy, bad guy. | |
| Shouldn't matter. | |
| Like, how about just in the hypothetical, it's baked in that it's sort of like either they're both in the wrong or they're both in the right or whatever. | |
| They're just going to war or some shit. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You pick Colombia. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Honestly, look, you shouldn't be allowed to be a citizen of the United States. | |
| Agreed. | |
| You shouldn't. | |
| If you want citizenship in the United States and to live here, you can't be treasonous to the United States. | |
| You gotta fuck it. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| That's some. | |
| You gotta go. | |
| We're entitled to your opinion. | |
| Can I say something? | |
| Sure, go ahead. | |
| Part of becoming a citizen when you're nationalized is that you have to relinquish your loyalty to your previous country, too. | |
| So are you saying that when you became a citizen, that's something that you didn't do? | |
| You didn't relinquish that loyalty? | |
| Because your first answer was because that's where you're from. | |
| That's why you would have sided with Colombia. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So ultimately, at the end of the day, it's going to be your choice to side with Colombia because that's where your roots are from. | |
| Regardless of the idea. | |
| Like regardless of if Colombia's in the wrong? | |
| Well, if Colombia's in the wrong and if I have to choose sides, I would choose the United States. | |
| But since there's not like a specific reason for it, yeah, I would side with Colombia. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But then why don't you go live in Colombia? | |
| Wait, is that actually you? | |
| South America? | |
| Have you been outside the United States? | |
| I've traveled all over. | |
| I haven't been to South America. | |
| But the bottom line is, if you came here to find a better life, then this is where your loyalty should be. | |
| End of story. | |
| Wait, when's the last time you were in Colombia? | |
| Two years ago. | |
| Two years ago. | |
| And is that true, though, that wait, so did you did you get a green card or do you have citizenship? | |
| Citizenship. | |
| And was that you were married, right? | |
| Was that through marriage or you actually did this? | |
| My first marriage, my first relationship. | |
| But you still have to take the citizenship test or something? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You get the green card, then you get the citizenship. | |
| But you have to like take a test, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then there's, is there a pledge? | |
| Do you have to chat? | |
| Do you have to do a pledge? | |
| You have to learn a certain level of knowledge about American history. | |
| You have to know like the Constitution or the base knowledge of it. | |
| You have to speak English. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| So, okay, I'm looking this up. | |
| Yes, becoming a citizen requires taking the oath, the oath of allegiance, which is a formal pledge to the United States. | |
| The oath is mandatory. | |
| The oath of allegiance is a sworn declaration required for naturalization applicants and ministered in a public ceremony. | |
| By taking the oath, you pledge to renounce any foreign allegiance, support and defend the U.S. Constitution and laws, and perform service to the country when required by law. | |
| You do not become a citizen until you have completed the oath ceremony and received your certificate of naturalization. | |
| Did you receive your certificate of naturalization? | |
| Yes. | |
| Did you complete the oath ceremony? | |
| Yes. | |
| So you're a liar? | |
| No, it just depends on the situation. | |
| No, it doesn't depend. | |
| Yeah, it depends. | |
| I took an oath of allegiance. | |
| You're just talking about like... | |
| What is the actual oath? | |
| Does the oath of allegiance say it depends on the circumstance or is the oath of all of you? | |
| Can you pull the shit up? | |
| Straight up, you have to okay. | |
| Just Nick, Google Oath of Allegiance. | |
| Okay, well, I pull it up, you check your messages. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oath of Allegiance. | |
| Is that your phone from Pasty George? | |
| Do you just want the AI over here? | |
| No, here, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. | |
| It's an actual thing. | |
| It should be the first link. | |
| It's like the USCIS. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can you make it bigger? | |
| Oh, look at the first paragraph. | |
| Wow. | |
| Make it bigger, please. | |
| Wow. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| Do you remember this? | |
| Here, read that shit again. | |
| I'm not going to read it. | |
| I already read it a while ago. | |
| But this is what you read. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, let's investigate. | |
| I do solemnly swear that I absolutely and entirely renounce, renounce, and abjure. | |
| I don't even know what the fuck that means. | |
| All allegiance, Colombia, and fidelity to any foreign prince or the potentate? | |
| Is that a fucking fruit? | |
| What the fuck is that shit? | |
| A potentate? | |
| It's like a pomegranate and a fucking potato. | |
| Sounds fire. | |
| State or sovereignty. | |
| Did you say that shit? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you didn't. | |
| You fucking lied to get into the United States, bro. | |
| I didn't lie. | |
| To become a citizen. | |
| Well, I didn't lie. | |
| You have allegiance to Colombia. | |
| It's not allegiance. | |
| You have allegiance. | |
| I'm talking about a hypothetical situation. | |
| If Colombia was doing something right, like I told you, I would say with the United States. | |
| Wait, you said if Colombia was doing something wrong to Colombia. | |
| No, but what if it was neutral? | |
| Just neutral? | |
| Well, if it's neutral, then I wouldn't pick sides. | |
| You said you'd pick Colombia. | |
| Well, yeah, if there's something, if the United States is doing something to Colombia, we'll pick Colombia, yeah. | |
| Originally, you said Colombia. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, we'll stick to that answer. | |
| I'm just saying, man, isn't it crazy, bro? | |
| Isn't it crazy? | |
| America is so generous. | |
| We allow people to immigrate here and become citizens and live. | |
| Do you think America is a better country than Colombia? | |
| Yeah, but North America has its, you know, bad stuff. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| There's issues with the United States, but I don't know, man. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| How can, bro, how do we, how do we do this? | |
| No, I've got a huge. | |
| There's a lot of that right now. | |
| I have a huge problem with that. | |
| I mean, I love Poland. | |
| You know, like, I visit Poland, but if it comes down to it, my whole life is in Canada. | |
| My job, my mom's life, my dad's life. | |
| So I gotta back up Canada. | |
| Does Canada have something similar to that for citizenship? | |
| Oh, I don't even know what the hell Canada's doing. | |
| I'm gonna be so honest. | |
| It's such a shit show. | |
| I don't even want to talk about it. | |
| I'm gonna like tweak listening about it. | |
| They have like some really bad standards for becoming a citizen. | |
| You have to live there for X amount of years, like own property and like this, that, like, so many different stuff. | |
| Yeah, isn't it? | |
| They let in like a million immigrants a year. | |
| Really? | |
| Canada's career. | |
| Go take a trip to like Troy. | |
| Let me know what you see. | |
| Their immigrants are different than our immigrants, though. | |
| Canada is absolutely. | |
| They have some deal with India. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here, I need to do a few things on my phone, Felicity. | |
| I'm gonna have you ask your questions. | |
| I've added some. | |
| Okay. | |
| Here, why don't you guys fucking shift down? | |
| Why not? | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Actually, here, let's do this. | |
| You just go there, and then you just shift down one. | |
| That's probably easier, I guess. | |
| Felicity's gonna ask her shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll wait till they are settled. | |
| Okay. | |
| What or name three countries? | |
| Sorry, you have a protector. | |
| Name three countries. | |
| Germany, Afghanistan, Colombia. | |
| No repeating, guys. | |
| Name three countries. | |
| Poland, Serbia, Italy. | |
| Okay. | |
| England, France, Switzerland. | |
| Nigeria, Libya. | |
| Paris. | |
| France. | |
| I think France was already set. | |
| Not France. | |
| Jamaica. | |
| Chad, Egypt, Angola. | |
| Okay. | |
| Name a continent. | |
| Asia, Europe. | |
| Oh, one, one. | |
| Just one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So. | |
| And no repeating. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| North America. | |
| South America. | |
| Antarctica. | |
| Wait, I'll do my things in a little bit. | |
| Guys, look. | |
| This is rare that this happens, but we had fucking so many people flake for today's show. | |
| We overbook. | |
| Even our overbookings wasn't enough to prevent. | |
| Basically, I mean, that girl was a last-minute fill-in too, the one that left. | |
| That, I mean, we basically, and Felicity's joined the table, so that's basically three empty seats. | |
| I think we had like 11 flakes total. | |
| There's nothing I can fucking do. | |
| Nick spent two hours trying to recruit people last minute. | |
| I spent two hours to recruit people last minute. | |
| People are very fucking unreliable. | |
| There's literally nothing we can do. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| We have a very good track record of not doing everything we can to not allow this to happen. | |
| But unfortunately, fucking stars were aligned or whatever. | |
| And we're just going to have a small panel today, I guess. | |
| I apologize, guys. | |
| So send Felicity out to the street. | |
| I mean, who said that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| People were saying. | |
| Not alone, I hope. | |
| Got to be able to pull someone in. | |
| So I didn't say 11, somebody in the chat. | |
| I didn't say 11 no-shows. | |
| I said, so we had some no-shows today. | |
| We had flakes today. | |
| And then approaching up to the day, you know, two days before, three days before, four days before, people cancel. | |
| People cancel. | |
| So disrespect. | |
| So just I'm just letting you guys know that's what it is, you know. | |
| And yeah, anyways, whatever. | |
| Can someone start fighting? | |
| Continue yourself. | |
| Can you bring that girl back with the fuzzy sweater from last week? | |
| Because that would be lit again. | |
| The vocal fry. | |
| That alone was killing me. | |
| It made it. | |
| I wish I was on that panel, honestly. | |
| I really wanted to be on that. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, do you want to ask some more of these? | |
| What is 34 plus 66? | |
| One at a time. | |
| I'm starting here. | |
| Can't really, but I'm not. | |
| I need to. | |
| Fuck no. | |
| I need to like do it on the paper. | |
| I can't. | |
| 34 plus 66? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just don't. | |
| Just let people answer it. | |
| We don't move on until you give a guess. | |
| Can you repeat it? | |
| Gonna have a pan. | |
| 34 plus 30. | |
| 34 plus 64. | |
| 66? | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| 34 plus 66. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| 30. | |
| 34 plus 66 into the mics, please. | |
| It was the same question she asked. | |
| 34 plus 66. | |
| We can do it. | |
| I think you're really hard about that. | |
| 95? | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I think it's 100. | |
| 100, yep. | |
| 100. | |
| Yikes. | |
| It's okay, they'll forgive you. | |
| What century are we in? | |
| What century? | |
| Yes. | |
| What does that mean in Spanish? | |
| Sorry. | |
| Like, I don't know how to explain it. | |
| You've been here for 10 years and- okay. | |
| There are some- well, you only know one language? | |
| Shouldn't you be fluent in a language if you've been there for 10 years, bro? | |
| How are you going to criticize me if you only probably know one language? | |
| I poorly speak French. | |
| Really? | |
| I also speak French a little bit. | |
| Okay, century in Spanish. | |
| Seaglow. | |
| 21. | |
| Next. | |
| Century? | |
| 21st 21st 21st What is the capital of the USA Fucking citizenship test. | |
| Washington. | |
| D.C. | |
| Okay. | |
| Washington, D.C. D.C. Who did the U.S. gain its independence from? | |
| What? | |
| They don't ask that? | |
| I don't remember. | |
| Who did the what? | |
| The U.S. gain its independence from. | |
| Oh, I don't even know much about U.S. history. | |
| I can't. | |
| Oh, yeah, you're Canadian. | |
| I'm Canadian. | |
| I couldn't tell you. | |
| That would be the British. | |
| I'm rusty on that, but it is British, yeah. | |
| Paul Revere. | |
| The British are coming. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. | |
| did the attack of Pearl Harbor take place? | |
| Did they ask that on your citizenship testing? | |
| They have different questions, but I actually don't recall most of them. | |
| Do you know? | |
| No, I think I remember learning about that in like grade six. | |
| It's Hawaii, but I can't remember the exact island. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't remember the exact kind of Hawaii. | |
| What percentage of men do you think are over six feet? | |
| Maybe like 80%. | |
| I'm gonna give it like a 30%. | |
| 25, 30, around there. | |
| I'm gonna do about 38%. | |
| I'm gonna say 20. | |
| I don't know. | |
| There's a lot of basketball players. | |
| I'm gonna go 40. | |
| Be a little radical. | |
| I can't even see the answer, but I feel like that's a bit high. | |
| 40? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I think like maybe 20. | |
| Well, I mean, just based on our statistics, both of them are over six feet. | |
| I mean, that's. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's, I mean, I feel like it wouldn't be that. | |
| That's not that high. | |
| Population of the world? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, we gotta take it. | |
| We gotta take it. | |
| It says, what percentage of men do you think are over six feet? | |
| Wait, you can't see the answer? | |
| So now we gotta let's hang answers. | |
| So I have to like abstract between the whole world, I would probably go lower than that. | |
| I would say probably like 20, 25, because there are some cultures where people are just naturally like very short. | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I wish I had the answer. | |
| I'm not gonna touch Brian's computer. | |
| What percentage of men between the ages of 25 to 35 make six figures? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh, 35. | |
| Gotta guess. | |
| We're like 40%. | |
| Is it like 3%? | |
| 3 or 30? | |
| No. | |
| I'm thinking, like, I've literally read about this like a week ago. | |
| Spin it back to me. | |
| Spin it back to me. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can't. | |
| Okay, you want me to say? | |
| Yeah, you just have to guess. | |
| I think like average income for Canada is like $60,000 to $75,000 a year. | |
| In just Ontario, or like in Canada. | |
| Oh, the whole thing. | |
| That's in Canada. | |
| That's like average, that's like average one person's income. | |
| Okay. | |
| And this is between the ages of what? | |
| That makes six, 35? | |
| I'm going to say 10%. | |
| Okay, that's a good number. | |
| I'm going to say 10% also. | |
| I would say like 1 to 10%. | |
| I mean, that's like top earner levels right there. | |
| It's like 100,000. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm kind of like, I live in California. | |
| I've only ever lived in California, so I don't know. | |
| 100K doesn't get you very far here in Cali either. | |
| I know, but like, I feel like majority of people, majority, I don't know, a majority of people that I meet, they make well over that. | |
| It's definitely different here, for sure. | |
| Yeah, it's much different here. | |
| When my husband and I got here yesterday, we looked at houses just for fun, and we couldn't believe like a 600-square-foot condo for like a million dollars. | |
| I'm like, what? | |
| And I couldn't believe it. | |
| What percentage of men between the ages of 35 to 45 make six figures? | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| What? | |
| That was repeated. | |
| What years were World War I? | |
| I have no clue. | |
| You have to guess. | |
| You have to guess. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| You like, you want to do like sentry SIBO? | |
| No, I don't know. | |
| You have no idea. | |
| No. | |
| Really? | |
| They didn't ask you this? | |
| Yeah, I mean, I think you need to stop talking about like the whole citizenship stuff, but no, I don't remember. | |
| You have no guess. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Just kidding. | |
| 19 feet. | |
| Well, she's like not giving me a guess. | |
| Dude, don't do years, just do decade. | |
| Decade 1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s. | |
| I think it was, yeah. | |
| 1910s, 2010, well, 2010, no. | |
| Right, okay. | |
| I don't know, anything. | |
| So before 2010? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| So 2000? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're getting somewhere. | |
| You got it, like. | |
| I'm not trying to pick on you. | |
| I have to. | |
| I don't know. | |
| 1950s? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I know the answer. | |
| Oh, you know the answer. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| I watched the show. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Okay, and do you guys know the answers? | |
| Okay, you say it. | |
| 1914 to 1918. | |
| Okay. | |
| What years were World War II? | |
| I don't know. | |
| So if you know the answer. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| You have to guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But you said World War I was 1950s, so it definitely. | |
| Okay, so we have to say it, yeah. | |
| 1920, I don't know. | |
| You think World War II came before World War I? | |
| Okay, no, World War II, you say? | |
| Yeah, World War II. | |
| I don't know, 1940s? | |
| Okay, that's a good guess. | |
| I know the answer, yeah. | |
| I know the answer. | |
| Okay, you want to say it? | |
| The 30s? | |
| You just said you knew. | |
| World War II? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I don't know World War II. | |
| I'm not good with history. | |
| It's embarrassing. | |
| Guess. | |
| My husband will kill me. | |
| Yes. | |
| I said, come on, in the 30s. | |
| Okay, you know it? | |
| I do. | |
| Wasn't it 39 to 46? | |
| 1939? | |
| 45. | |
| Okay. | |
| I was off the 20th. | |
| Very close. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| Computer. | |
| My partner quizzed me on that stuff this morning. | |
| He's like, when was World War I? | |
| When was World War II? | |
| Sorry, Dave. | |
| Who here has faked an orgasm? | |
| Going around the table. | |
| Yeah, going around the table. | |
| Have you ever faked an orgasm? | |
| No. | |
| Never. | |
| No. | |
| I've always been a very sexual person with my partners, so I like to communicate how I like to, you know, be pleased. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you? | |
| Girl, I don't talk about that kind of stuff. | |
| I've never digital footprints. | |
| I've never asked this question before. | |
| This is new to me. | |
| Not with my husband back in the day. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Same when I was younger. | |
| I don't know how I would be able to fake something like that. | |
| You kind of fall into it. | |
| Yeah, like I don't think I could fake something like that. | |
| I mean, it would be pretty obvious if I faked that, you know? | |
| Sorry. | |
| I guess. | |
| I don't think I have any. | |
| What about you? | |
| I haven't. | |
| Because that's like kind of boosting their ego in a way. | |
| It's like. | |
| Or if you wanted them, just get it over with it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's not words. | |
| It's like pushing it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| My questions are done. | |
| There's no more questions. | |
| Just whip through those. | |
| I just really wanted a debate. | |
| This is disappointing. | |
| Brian, I did all the questions. | |
| There's some more, but I don't want to touch your computer. | |
| Okay. | |
| Did you do whatever. | |
| Whatever. | |
| What percentage of men do you think have a yacht? | |
| 30%. | |
| Sorry, how much? | |
| 30%. | |
| 3-0. | |
| Yes. | |
| 30%. | |
| Okay. | |
| In the United States? | |
| Interesting. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Definitely not 30%. | |
| If we're talking, maybe if you're talking about a smaller boat, that's even like you're still lucky to have a boat. | |
| I'm going to say like for like yacht yacht, I'm going to say in the U.S. or in general? | |
| U.S. U.S. 2%? | |
| Maybe not even? | |
| 1%? | |
| Maybe not even. | |
| Like, what kind of yacht are we talking? | |
| Like, there's like guys like to call a boat a yacht. | |
| You know, it's like you go out to Miami and they're like, I have a yacht. | |
| And you go on this like little boat with a bunch of like naked bitches on there. | |
| And it's like, oh, fuck yeah, man. | |
| This is a yacht. | |
| If we're talking like Monaco yachts, like we're talking like nice big yachts, 0.00001%. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I was going to say like 0.01%, maybe. | |
| Yeah, that's something under 5. | |
| 0.5%. | |
| 30% of people have yachts. | |
| Like one in three, basically one in three people have a yacht. | |
| I wish. | |
| Yacht. | |
| So three people out of every 10% of people have a yacht. | |
| Two of us. | |
| You guys have a yacht? | |
| Okay. | |
| I've never been on a yacht. | |
| Nick, can you just Google a yacht? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just show us images of a yacht. | |
| Yeah, I know what a yacht is. | |
| No, I know, but she's saying there are different yachts. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But just, I think if we just image search it, it'll show us different general sense of a yacht. | |
| Exactly. | |
| 30 million people. | |
| If you're talking about those yachts, no, but if you're talking about like that one, which one? | |
| No, go down. | |
| The first one? | |
| No, go down. | |
| Go down? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which one? | |
| That one. | |
| The one that says like Mangusta. | |
| Scroll to the side. | |
| Oh, that one's gigantic. | |
| Scoot it to the side. | |
| Multi-million dollars. | |
| Big yacht. | |
| 30% of that. | |
| Maybe like a smaller one. | |
| Nick, click it. | |
| Let's see the price. | |
| Maybe it'll show us the price on that. | |
| Can you find? | |
| Yeah, visit the sign. | |
| Have you met a lot of people with yachts? | |
| I have. | |
| Yeah, and in Colombia also. | |
| I need to hang out with you. | |
| Yeah, they probably. | |
| Well, I mean, we could chat GPT. | |
| Millions. | |
| Millions. | |
| Yeah, millions of dollars. | |
| Whatever, yeah. | |
| It's in the middle. | |
| So what about rappers and stuff like that? | |
| Bro, that's eight figures, right? | |
| That's eight figures, probably. | |
| Probably. | |
| I like one of those. | |
| Maybe I can easily, Brian, easily. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know shit about yachts, but I know they're expensive. | |
| Pasty George, sorry for the delay on this. | |
| A message from the government. | |
| Sorry, man. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Pasty George donated $200. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hey, Brian, can you just watch that? | |
| Ask them what they think about the DoorDash girl who cried essay. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| The one who recorded a guy in his home without his permission, even though he gave instructions to leave his food at the door. | |
| Yeah, we can do that. | |
| Here, but because you sent in some other ones, I'm going to let them come through. | |
| Then we're going to come back to the DoorDash girl thing. | |
| Thank you for your thing. | |
| Sorry for the delay on that. | |
| We're trying to get somebody else. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Asylum seeker admits he flies home, buys new identity for $100, and returns for fresh benefits. | |
| Why work when Canada makes it this easy? | |
| CBC News Fry 21, 2025. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Yeah, Canada's going crazy right now. | |
| Pasty George is in Canada. | |
| Y'all should do some Burger King shit. | |
| Jimmy, that's wild. | |
| And then the final one message to George. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Right now, there are so many Canadians trying to find jobs while immigrants get work because the Canadian government subsidies their wages when they are hired. | |
| So, yeah, as Brian said, Canada is fact. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I agree. | |
| Canada's super fucked. | |
| I have a younger sister who's been who tried to get a job. | |
| She turned 15, applied so many places. | |
| Every place is owned by immigrants. | |
| I can't even lie. | |
| Like, you go there, good luck. | |
| And then they pay coming from their country. | |
| They pay the managers to work there. | |
| So, like, they'll pay like $4,000, $5,000 just to have a job there. | |
| And then they pay them cash under the table so they don't have to pay them actual minimum wage. | |
| There's so much shady shit going on that Canadian citizen youth cannot get jobs in Canada easily. | |
| Damn, it's fucked up. | |
| El Canada. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Major L Canada. | |
| Pasty George, thank you. | |
| Going back to his original question, though, what they think about the DoorDash girl. | |
| So who here is familiar with the DoorDash girl situation? | |
| Very. | |
| Very. | |
| Basically, this went viral. | |
| It was a couple weeks ago. | |
| I think maybe about a month ago. | |
| She's a DoorDash delivery girl, drops off some food, and she takes this video. | |
| Apparently, according to her, this guy is passed out naked in his living room. | |
| She posted online, major drama. | |
| But it seems like only you three are familiar with it. | |
| I guess your quick thoughts on it. | |
| So she's facing criminal charges now. | |
| Yep. | |
| That's right. | |
| I absolutely think it's 1,000% justified. | |
| So she actually opened his door and went into his house to film him. | |
| He was passed out on his couch with his pants down. | |
| I mean, I'm sure people hang out in their nudies or in their underwear around their house all the time. | |
| You'd expect to be saved with that. | |
| She was supposed to leave it on the front porch and she literally walked into his house, saw him naked, and then pulled her phone out to start recording. | |
| And then immediately went online saying, I was essayed, I was assaulted. | |
| This is a man's world. | |
| Blah, Lunatic. | |
| Well, she lost her job, right? | |
| DoorDash just like fired her. | |
| She immediately fired her. | |
| And not even because she reported it, because she violated their company policy by recording the customer. | |
| And then she was like, I lost my job. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And just playing. | |
| Now, you had mentioned that. | |
| See, I've seen some disputed reports about her pushing the door open. | |
| Okay. | |
| And she probably did, right? | |
| But is there actual like actual proof that she pushed the door open? | |
| Just to be clear, she seems like a terrible person. | |
| What she did was wrong. | |
| But I want us to be accurate. | |
| I don't want to do the like fake news thing where just because it helps our side of the argument, we're going to just present misinformation. | |
| So is it actually the case that they found out that she pushed the door open? | |
| Well, from what I understand, the man who that's why he's been so quiet, he had ring camera footage of her pushing the door open. | |
| That's my understanding. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, so I've seen some news reports of that, although I don't know. | |
| I didn't see that part. | |
| Yeah, I think I saw something about in one of the news reports that there's alleged ring camera footage. | |
| I'd be curious if the actual footage, and I don't know if the chat would know this, the actual footage is out there. | |
| Have you seen the footage of her getting arrested? | |
| No, I didn't see that. | |
| Me neither. | |
| Me neither. | |
| Is it out there? | |
| It's really good. | |
| They have the body cam footage. | |
| No shit. | |
| Let me see if I can find it. | |
| See if you can find it. | |
| Because she looks like she was going crazy on TikTok. | |
| She's a lunatic. | |
| She got camera. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| She's definitely got something a little loose up there. | |
| A couple screens. | |
| If you can find regardless of that. | |
| Was there actually body cam footage? | |
| I don't know if it was body cam footage, but I've saw it. | |
| I'm mainly on X, so I saw it all over X, and I trust that more than a lot of other social medias. | |
| And it was her both outside putting her in the car, which I would assume that was body cam footage, and then real of some of it in the jail, like as they brought her in. | |
| That's what I've seen. | |
| Lock her up. | |
| Yeah, she posted the footage of the man on TikTok, I think, too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, she put it everywhere. | |
| He was in a state of undress. | |
| So that's so funny. | |
| He was passed out. | |
| On the couch. | |
| I mean, if you can be accused of SA when you're sleeping, then we're in scary times. | |
| Yeah, I would say. | |
| Got a problem. | |
| Sleeping in your own home on your couch, and you're going to be accused of SA. | |
| Does anyone think that's a problem? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Can I also just say it's the mindset and the rhetoric of the girl who left that leads to these kind of situations? | |
| Because, you know, women are going to hear, oh, like, all men are bad, all men are bad. | |
| Women are going to connect with women. | |
| They're going to stick with like a womanhood kind of situation. | |
| I just like that's what leads to this kind of stuff. | |
| It's like pushing that kind of all men are grapists, all men are going to assault you kind of thing and kind of rhetoric. | |
| Modern day feminists. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was trying to look for the word, but I couldn't think of it. | |
| Well, when I first saw the video, she was framing it like she was assaulted. | |
| She said that. | |
| She was full on assault. | |
| She said that. | |
| She said, comments were like, this is so horrible. | |
| He was sleeping. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's actually a good comparison you draw because in that video, like you said, she was claiming she was assaulted. | |
| And I think when people think of that, they think there's at least some degree of like really rough physical touching. | |
| Like really, but in this case, in the DoorDash video, laying on his couch, pass out. | |
| Yeah, I mean, by the way, I mean, look, to be fair, if a man were to expose himself in an unwanted way to a woman, this is completely wrong. | |
| It's a crime, you know, to expose yourself in this way. | |
| But there's clearly dispute that that's even the case. | |
| The guy was, unfortunately, passed out. | |
| I guess he was drunk and he happened to be in a state of undress. | |
| I don't think that this rises anywhere to some sort of sexual assault. | |
| But it is interesting she labeled it as that. | |
| And it again, but some women are going to claim, well, I was assaulted just because you saw a guy. | |
| I mean, let's say this guy, you know, he was doing something shady and yeah, he was intentionally being naked in the room so he could be seen. | |
| And that's wrong. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But like, that's not the same as being raped. | |
| Right. | |
| That's not the same. | |
| That's not anywhere close. | |
| In any way. | |
| You've been victimized in some way. | |
| If some dude exposes himself to you, that's definitely wrong. | |
| But like, you weren't raped, you know? | |
| And so sexual assault is like, I don't know. | |
| But in her first video, when she framed it like that, all the comments were like, I'm so sorry, girl. | |
| Oh, yeah, they were first. | |
| Well, they didn't. | |
| I mean, she said she was, I don't think there was context there. | |
| But to piggyback on that, did you guys see that the video of the girl on a hiking trail and she's filming the guy and she's like, this guy's following me. | |
| He's been following me this whole time. | |
| And then he's like, yeah, it's a hiking trail. | |
| We're walking in one direction. | |
| Yes, of course I'm following you. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| It's good. | |
| It's pretty good. | |
| He's like, we're walking from point A to point B. | |
| It goes in one direction. | |
| Yeah, I'm following you. | |
| It's a hiking trail. | |
| And it's like, it's a good video. | |
| I'm pretty sure it was a scripted video, but it was still free. | |
| I'm pretty sure there are a couple because they do other things. | |
| But it was still really funny and made a lot of sense. | |
| There's a lot. | |
| Yeah, there's a lot of these kind of staged AI is just ruining AI and then like all the scripting that they're doing for TikToks and stuff. | |
| It's not even fun anymore and a lot of it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I definitely see like there's, I mean, it can be, it can be really vile in the sense that you're going to stage like a stalker event. | |
| But then there's just like, I see a lot of staging where it's like a girl on a date and the guy's just being like obnoxious or whatever, but it's completely staged. | |
| And but then, like, if like a dozen women do these like staged videos and you're pumping this out to like, let's be honest, most people completely lack critical thinking. | |
| They completely lack media literacy. | |
| And some of them are convincing enough that they, oh, this is for sure real. | |
| Wow, men are so terrible when it's just pumped into your algorithm, like one after the other, one after the other, of wow, men are so terrible. | |
| And then that's your whole algorithm. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We have another one from Pasty George here. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| I've researched this myself and have seen the original DoorDash Girl video, but social platforms keep removing it. | |
| The only one available is the edited version that she posted later on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's probably good. | |
| She looks totally nuts, by the way. | |
| That man exposed. | |
| Totally unhinged. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| She's a total whack job. | |
| Yeah, totally whack. | |
| You know what's interesting, though, is that even after all these revelations came out and she's been arrested, there are still people who are taking her side. | |
| There are still people who are liberals. | |
| Oh, she's going to be sued into oblivion civilly. | |
| It's because those people have to come to terms with the fact that they blindly followed a narrative without doing their own research, and that's why they keep following along. | |
| Welcome to liberalism in general. | |
| There you go. | |
| I think that, you know, I don't know. | |
| It kind of reminds me a little bit of the Amber Heard situation where despite like robust amounts of evidence that like, hmm, maybe it's the case that Amber Heard had some look, that situation was messy with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, but it's not this perfect scenario as she depicted it as I'm this poor victim. | |
| No, it actually seems like she was being abusive in the direction of Johnny Depp. | |
| Completely. | |
| And based on some of the recordings that they took, it actually seems like she was the initiator. | |
| She was the instigator. | |
| She was the one. | |
| There were probably some things that I think Johnny Depp didn't handle perfectly. | |
| I guess he threw some things or whatever, but she was, and she also took a shit on his bed. | |
| Disgusting. | |
| Which she blamed on a Chihuahua. | |
| I mean, Chihuahua shits are not the same as human shits. | |
| Did you guys watch when that was the trial when it was going on? | |
| What did you say about B? | |
| My dog stepped on a bee. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| That was amazing. | |
| That whole thing was just incredible to watch. | |
| It was a shit show. | |
| A literal shit show. | |
| We have Pasty George gifted 50 memberships. | |
| Yo, Pasty, thank you for the yacht. | |
| Debbie First. | |
| He does. | |
| He has a Canadian. | |
| If he wanted it, yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| He has a Canadian yacht. | |
| It's on a lake somewhere. | |
| I don't know. | |
| My goodness. | |
| I just think he is like a little bit more. | |
| Pasty goes down. | |
| Every episode. | |
| Every episode I see him in here. | |
| We love you, Pasty. | |
| Wow. | |
| By the way, Pasty, you told me. | |
| I don't know if you. | |
| Are you okay, Pasty, if I relay what you DM'd to me? | |
| Well, I won't relay it at this point, but Pasty, this can't be come on. | |
| No, I'm dying. | |
| Pasty, just if I can relay it, I'll relay it. | |
| Well, I guess it's fine, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess it's fine. | |
| It's a free country. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I guess you already made it. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Pasty. | |
| This can't be the last show. | |
| You know, come on. | |
| We got November 30. | |
| November 30? | |
| Yeah, he just sent me a, okay. | |
| He just sent me a thing in Discord. | |
| Yeah, so Pasty's got a, he's going to be writing a book and he's actually, he's going to pursue a pop singer career. | |
| He's going to become a pop singer. | |
| Wow. | |
| So he's got to take a step away from the internet. | |
| He's going to be stepping away. | |
| He's going to become a pop star. | |
| I feel like you're trolling. | |
| And so unfortunately, he's like, yo, I got to step. | |
| I'm taking a break from the internet, which means I'm not going to really be able to, you know, be kicking it on the whatever podcast much anymore. | |
| But like, Pasty, this can't be your last show, bro, because, you know, it's a small panel. | |
| We had a fucking walk off. | |
| Stick around at least till the end of November. | |
| We got November 30th. | |
| That should be a good one. | |
| I'll redeem it. | |
| I'll redeem it November 30th. | |
| And I don't know, man. | |
| But thank you. | |
| Appreciate your support, Pasty. | |
| Guys, chat, you want Pasty George to just go off and just fucking be Celine Deon or some shit? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Celine Dion. | |
| She's pretty Canadian. | |
| I think Pasty George felt more like more middle-aged. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, 30s, 40s. | |
| Well, you know, look, it's never too late. | |
| No, it's become a Canadian pop star. | |
| Of course, of course. | |
| He's got the talent. | |
| He just always seems like he's got some wisdom, and I just kind of didn't feel like either that or you're just completely trolling us right now. | |
| No, I'm dead serious. | |
| He wants to be the next Celine Dion because she's Canadian and he's Canadian. | |
| What trade? | |
| Well, Justin Bieber. | |
| A Bieber, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Celine? | |
| No, he prefers the he prefers that genre, the like 90s pop sound. | |
| The best. | |
| Is he going to soundtrack on a movie like Celine Deon did? | |
| Yes. | |
| What was she? | |
| She was like the little mermaid. | |
| It was the Titanic. | |
| She was Titanic? | |
| Little mermaid. | |
| My heart will go on. | |
| Actually, speaking of James Cameron, he will be doing all the music arrangement for Avatar, the future, the next future? | |
| Well, yeah, because I mean, Celine Dion did it for Titanic, James Cameron film. | |
| So he's going to be, Pacey George will be doing all the music for Avatar. | |
| I think there's three more in the pipeline. | |
| There is like three more planned. | |
| One's coming this December, I think. | |
| Yeah, he actually did all the composing for Avatar. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Excited to see it, Pasty. | |
| He's also a, well, anyways, whatever. | |
| He's a great guy. | |
| Why do you have to do that? | |
| We love Pasty. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| Do you want to do a money spread? | |
| No. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I'm trying to help you. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'm going to get back into some of the show notes. | |
| Nat, you said that you agree with everything Brian says, but you think obese women who call themselves tens need a wake-up call. | |
| So that's honestly, I'm a little embarrassed by that. | |
| So I kind of got into this with my notes a little bit, but when I messaged to be on the show, that was like five, six weeks ago. | |
| And after September 10th with Charlie Kirk, I totally found God after that. | |
| And I've gotten closer every single day. | |
| I'm closer today than I was a week ago. | |
| Certainly five weeks ago, I'm honestly embarrassed talking about morbidly obese tens. | |
| Liberals, by the way, not anyone else. | |
| But I don't have anything bad to say. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maddie? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Your marriage is a wild story. | |
| I guess you can tell us the story, yeah? | |
| So I originally wanted to be, well, I actually was a network engineer. | |
| I was, like, loved computers, and I went to a trade school and walked in the door, and the teacher was my husband now. | |
| But he was married. | |
| And as I kind of the whole reason why I wanted to come here was to try to talk to these liberal young women about how much you can change because just like them, I was very wild and very crazy and very promiscuous and just every drug, everything, did everything wrong. | |
| At that point, though, I did have my daughter already. | |
| So I was a single mother and I definitely made things very difficult for him. | |
| And he would never have cheated on his wife, ever. | |
| Like he's such a good man. | |
| And I really tried to make it very difficult on him. | |
| And one day he stopped at my house and he was really upset and told me that his wife had left him for another man. | |
| And so I had the definition of mixed emotion. | |
| I felt so bad that he was hurting so bad, but the other half of me said, yes. | |
| And we never were part apart since that day. | |
| And he adopted my daughter. | |
| Okay, so you met him in this class. | |
| You were not married at the time? | |
| No, I've never been married. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Just to him. | |
| But you were single. | |
| Yes. | |
| But he was married. | |
| Yes. | |
| So do you feel like you contributed to the breakup of his marriage? | |
| No, because he it just made it easy for him to walk away from it, I think. | |
| But he, when I tell you I made it difficult, I really tried, and he wouldn't cheat. | |
| Okay. | |
| You said that you had a bit of a wild phase when you were younger. | |
| You said you've gone from being a complete wild child to a submitted Christian trad wife. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| Can you tell us a bit about your wild, wild times? | |
| What did that happen? | |
| Everybody needs to remember I am 57 years old. | |
| So I was kind of in, I didn't do much in high school. | |
| It was when I moved away to San Luis Obispo and attempted to go to college. | |
| But I found that surfer boys were a lot more fun than school. | |
| And I started going crazy. | |
| So then I started trying drugs, alcohol. | |
| I followed the, I got into the Grateful Dead and toured around with the Grateful Dead. | |
| So were you like a groupie? | |
| Well, I mean, I never met them, but I would go to like the three-day camping shows where you just, yeah, you're just spun out for three days. | |
| It was a really good time. | |
| But I was around when like raves first started. | |
| And I used to do like the girls that would be in the crazy outfits dancing like up on the things. | |
| I would do that. | |
| And yeah, I was wild. | |
| And I was wild even when I first got married, I was not the best wife. | |
| I was still, I wasn't like out there going crazy or anything, but I was just not a great, I was just not a great wife in the beginning. | |
| So it's really been over about the last 10 years that everything really changed. | |
| And I love it. | |
| more submitted that I become, the more my husband is just the most awesome husband in the world. | |
| So very lucky. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Okay. | |
| Rock and roll. | |
| All right. | |
| And then we have, you had some thoughts on feminism. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm going to bring it back to last week's show. | |
| That's the walking reason I think women should not be able to vote anymore. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| Women shouldn't vote. | |
| I honestly think it should be by household. | |
| Household. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's the question. | |
| I just, the absolute ridiculousness, the hatred of men. | |
| I very much agree with Andrew. | |
| I think that men are absolutely benevolent. | |
| They have, with forced doctrine, they would have the ability right now to put us in a cage if they wanted to, and they don't. | |
| But I just am to the point, I'm to the age in my life where I cannot take that kind of thought process anymore. | |
| Why would a man even want to date those women? | |
| I would be stunned. | |
| No, that's what I'm saying. | |
| I'd be scared to death. | |
| Nobody does. | |
| And so I just, I watched, when I watch your shows, that's kind of why I wrote in because I just thought, man, I would love to talk to some of these young women and just try to explain like the difference in why men are good. | |
| Of course, there's bad. | |
| There's bad everything. | |
| There's bad women. | |
| There's bad men. | |
| Just everything. | |
| But just to have this frame of mind that we have more rights in this country as women than anywhere on the planet. | |
| It's true. | |
| And I just don't understand it. | |
| But yeah, I feel I'm absolutely to the point that I think we should go back to. | |
| It should just be a household vote. | |
| And then you also had some thoughts on feminism. | |
| Did you want to go into those? | |
| You have them written down. | |
| You want me to spew them out into the mic? | |
| Yeah, just go for it. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think modern day feminism is destroying women. | |
| A big thing I talk about on my social media is OF and how modern day feminism is pushing, saying that OF is body empowering and it is a bad, bad bitch, boss bitch move. | |
| And something that I've noticed with a lot of OF creators is that a lot of their social media is not only targeted towards men, but targeted towards younger children in a way to try to get acceptance and to normalize their careers, which in my opinion, not normal, not an acceptable career. | |
| It's a single, it's like a one-way road to basically destroying your life. | |
| No man is ever going to respect you. | |
| Sorry to say it. | |
| And I think feminists have, I mean, if you look at like Bonnie Blue, for example, everyone's like, oh, Bonnie Blue is so nasty. | |
| Like, no, that's exactly what you fought for. | |
| That is exactly what you wanted. | |
| Like, she is the epitome of exactly everything you fought for. | |
| She does what she wants. | |
| She sleeps with as many men as she wants, posts herself. | |
| Like, this, guys, you should be praising her. | |
| This is exactly what you wanted. | |
| But instead, yeah, I know, people laugh at Bonnie Boo, but yet feminists still try to push their stupid ideas into hating all men and pushing sex culture, hookup culture. | |
| I mean, I could go on forever. | |
| I just, I don't fuck with it. | |
| I don't like it. | |
| And I speak my mind on it. | |
| Go on. | |
| You said keep going. | |
| Keep going. | |
| You want me to keep going on? | |
| Keep going. | |
| Go on. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm trying to get myself canceled. | |
| You know, I'm still trying to finish school, actually. | |
| Feminists, okay, well, we can't even identify what a woman is. | |
| I mean, you go up to someone and you ask them, what is a woman? | |
| And they're going to give you some stupid fucking response. | |
| Well, anyone can be a woman. | |
| It's like, no, brother. | |
| I'm asking for one single word. | |
| This is why I liked you. | |
| I heard what you said and I was like, yes. | |
| I respect you. | |
| I was like, thank you. | |
| Same. | |
| You go up to someone and they're going to, you know, it's like, well, what is a woman? | |
| It's like, well, anyone can identify as a woman. | |
| And if you feel more masculine, feel more feminine. | |
| Like, no, it's very simple. | |
| I don't know if you guys know Matt Walsh. | |
| Have you seen his documentary? | |
| What is a woman? | |
| That was a great documentary. | |
| I really enjoyed watching that. | |
| And it just goes to show how fucking stupid people are. | |
| I can, I mean, there's two genders. | |
| It's always been two genders in my opinion. | |
| Sorry. | |
| It's not that complicated. | |
| What is a woman? | |
| An adult female. | |
| I would even go further, an adult female with chromosomes to back it. | |
| XX. | |
| And then there's XY. | |
| And then the whole, like, a uterus. | |
| Like, even that doesn't matter. | |
| People are born without uteruses. | |
| People are born without the ability to menstruate or have babies. | |
| That doesn't make you any sense. | |
| But they like to take that like small 1% and apply it to everyone. | |
| It's like, when do we do that in life? | |
| When do we take one small percentage and then apply it to everyone just because of that one tiny amount of people that go through it? | |
| Like, that doesn't mean that they're not understood. | |
| It doesn't mean like that this person is seen as less of a woman because they can't have kids. | |
| No, you're still a woman. | |
| If God was kinder, you would be able to have kids, but you're still a woman. | |
| You know? | |
| That's how it is. | |
| Yeah, I'll back you up on that. | |
| How tall are you, by the way? | |
| Five, nine and a half. | |
| I feel like we should take out your seat booster just because you're dwarfing everybody next to you. | |
| Oh, she is, and I'm not. | |
| I guess you could lose yours too if you'd like. | |
| Question, I guess, for the rest of your notes here. | |
| I'll give you some prompts on this. | |
| So you talked about feminism. | |
| You also had some takes on plastic surgery. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Go for it. | |
| I just don't. | |
| I just don't like it. | |
| I don't agree with it. | |
| I don't think it's necessary. | |
| Me personally, like growing up, I got a big nose. | |
| Every time I'm on a podcast, chat always goes a little crazy about it. | |
| And doing social media, I always get comments about my nose. | |
| I think it would just be a stab in the back to my younger self to go and get any plastic surgery. | |
| As a kid, I hated my nose because people laughed at it. | |
| I grew up, I was like, wait a minute, I actually don't hate it. | |
| And if I was to go and change it now because I can afford it, it's like, well, you're kind of just like stabbing your younger self in the back. | |
| I think everyone's made differently. | |
| I think a lot of these procedures are also kind of deceiving. | |
| I mean, people tend to also pick partners based off of appearance. | |
| So who was that one guy? | |
| It was like in Korea or something. | |
| He married a woman and she got like an entire list of procedures done and all of his kids came out ugly. | |
| And then he ended up like suing her. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Because I don't know. | |
| I read this online. | |
| I forget where I read this and when I read this, but I think he ended up like suing her because all the kids came out ugly. | |
| He's like, what the hell's wrong with the kids? | |
| My girl, you know, my girl was beautiful. | |
| And then, you know, looking back, he's like, oh, she got a ton of surgeries done. | |
| And I didn't even know. | |
| Did he win? | |
| I hope he won, honestly, for his sake. | |
| Does anybody here have any plastic surgery? | |
| No. | |
| People like to accuse me on threads of it. | |
| No job? | |
| No. | |
| And what about in addition? | |
| Let's include like Botox, fillers, feelers, yeah. | |
| I got a feeler like a month ago. | |
| Lips? | |
| My lips were already like, I don't know how to say like full, but I wanted them more full. | |
| They were already full, but you wanted more full. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bigger. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've had an upper blepharoplasty. | |
| I don't know if you guys know what that is, but it's. | |
| Oh, the island or whatever? | |
| Yeah, just to make my eyes more open. | |
| I had liposuction on my gut and under my chin. | |
| And then I've had Botox and a little bit of filler. | |
| But I wanted to say something that is something maybe that coming from somebody who's older, now I didn't do it young. | |
| I did this when I was much older. | |
| First of all, living in California for 56 years was rough. | |
| And I'm in the beauty industry. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| But I think sometimes you do it literally for yourself. | |
| Like I had, when I was going through menopause, my stomach, we get gut fat that is ridiculous. | |
| I mean, it almost looks like you're kind of pregnant. | |
| And I just got tired of dealing with it and when Adam sucked it out. | |
| So, I mean, I think there is a lot that's good about what you're saying because I think the extremes that are starting to, they're starting to go to is awful. | |
| And you look like a plastic doll. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I think sometimes when you start getting older, I don't want to have all the wrinkles. | |
| And that's just for me. | |
| I get it. | |
| But I'm in agreement with you for the most part. | |
| I just wanted you to know that. | |
| I think after you've had kids, after you have kids, if you want to kind of go back to what you looked at before, and I mean, it's harder to do so if like, you know, I mean, you look like a fit woman, I'm not going to lie. | |
| Very, very healthy. | |
| I would say, you know, if you want to go back to what you looked like kind of before you had kids, I understand that. | |
| But then I'm just saying like for younger girls, like you see all this online surgeries and you see what everyone's doing to themselves and it's like, dude, you really don't need it. | |
| I mean, I think like BBL is like, you could die from getting a BBL. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I'm not risking my life to get a BBL. | |
| I'm good. | |
| It's very, very common. | |
| They never look right either. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| They always look like they're wide out here as well. | |
| But to be honest, I think that's the USBL. | |
| Because in Colombia, it's very common, the surgery. | |
| I've never had, well, clearly I'm very thin, so I've never had a BBL. | |
| But I have a lot of friends that have had BBLs and that are surgeons. | |
| Over there, like, I mean, they actually end up looking really good. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've yet to see a BBL that looks natural. | |
| I'll just say that. | |
| You can always tell the legs or the thighs are never matching because they only touch the butt area or the hips area. | |
| Well, and here's my deal. | |
| It's fat. | |
| It's going to fall. | |
| Like, it's not going to stay that way. | |
| And then they get older and it's going to look awful. | |
| Yeah, I'm a natural body supremacist. | |
| I'm not a fan of plastic surgery. | |
| I think there's certain, you know, I think there's degrees to it, though. | |
| It's not black and white. | |
| In terms of like my dating preferences, I prefer a woman who hasn't had plastic surgery. | |
| It's not a deal breaker totally, but obviously it depends like if she looks botched and shit. | |
| And sometimes a lot of women go overboard with the filler and they fucking destroy their face. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| The lips look all fucking retarded. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Boobs, don't, whatever. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Okay, you have an A cup. | |
| Cool. | |
| Don't give a shit. | |
| You don't need fucking perfect fake titties. | |
| BBL, I'm with you. | |
| I don't think I've seen a good BBL ever. | |
| I guess some are better than others, but overall, I don't think it looks good aesthetically. | |
| It looks off. | |
| Same with like some of these other procedures like liposuction. | |
| And I understand if, you know, I guess I, look, if, if my wife pumped out three kids and she's got loose skin or whatever, I think I'm okay with that. | |
| But it's like you have women who've never gone through a pregnancy and they have a little bit of belly fat and they're going to just suction it out. | |
| I actually aesthetically don't like that. | |
| There is a certain appearance of the belly when it has been liposuctioned that I think looks kind of strange. | |
| It doesn't look, it looks a bit weird. | |
| It's Uncanny Valley. | |
| And I'd prefer a woman with a little belly fat over the like flat lipo belly. | |
| I think that looks kind of strange, to be honest. | |
| Well, I think it's also one thing if you have a bunch of kids and you want to get some work done to bring your body back to where it was before your kids, I think that's more acceptable. | |
| But when it goes too far is when you completely change your entire shape of your body and like completely alter it or add or remove things that weren't necessarily an issue were there before, you know? | |
| Yeah, see, I just felt like I got my waist back. | |
| Like that was, that was when I tell you going through menopause, I don't know what in the world happens, but I am telling you, it looked like I just had a pregnant belly and it doesn't come off. | |
| And that was the frustrating part. | |
| So we have a chat here from Pasty George. | |
| Message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04 to the panelists. | |
| Where do you think feminism originally came from? | |
| Who actually created it and funded it? | |
| Who is actually benefiting from it besides women? | |
| And what is its true purpose? | |
| That's a tough question. | |
| Wasn't like original feminism good? | |
| Like back in the day? | |
| Some dispute. | |
| Feminism today is not. | |
| What was the name of the lady who started it? | |
| Who really started it? | |
| Dang it. | |
| Not Thatcher. | |
| No, Oh, that's going to bother me now. | |
| No. | |
| I'm thinking of Planned Parenthood. | |
| No, she started back in the, I think in the 60s. | |
| Is that the Hear Me Roar? | |
| Yeah, she wrote a, I mean, she had a whole book. | |
| I am Woman, Hear Me Roar. | |
| Ryan, you've talked about this before. | |
| You don't remember their name? | |
| I mean, there's a lot of... | |
| It's bothering me. | |
| There's many feminist authors. | |
| Feminism started. | |
| I don't know if you can attribute the origination or the start of feminism to. | |
| Gloria Steinman. | |
| Okay. | |
| There it is. | |
| Just took me a minute. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But I think it started with that. | |
| It started with women feeling like they had to be equal, which you can't. | |
| Which were not. | |
| But it went from like wanting, okay, so we want to have equal pay, equal rights, equal. | |
| And then I go, then it's just turned into this monster of we hate all men. | |
| And what I crack up about, it's the same thing you were talking about. | |
| I love how they can't define what a woman is, but then they're going to fight for women. | |
| It's like, but now I've lost the rest of his thing. | |
| But yeah, she was a huge one of starting it, of kind of this men bad, women good. | |
| And then they ruined it for all of us because now we have to be in the workforce almost because if not, we can't survive anymore. | |
| And we've muddied the waters of the work pool so much that now there's not enough jobs for men. | |
| And I just think it's a mess. | |
| The whole thing is just a mess right now. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think the goal is like an independent culture. | |
| That's what I would say. | |
| Like the more you take away family. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you fucking doing? | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Does he show too much? | |
| Oh my God, bro. | |
| Can you? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Was that on camera? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I was watching this screen. | |
| I don't think it went. | |
| I think it was just her back. | |
| It was just her back, I saw. | |
| Yeah, it's see. | |
| I mean, it's see-through. | |
| It's see-through. | |
| Bro, it's still see-through. | |
| Can you... | |
| It's not. | |
| Yeah, but it is. | |
| It is. | |
| But I've been with this whole time. | |
| It's been buttoned up, wasn't it? | |
| I don't think it was buttoned up before, but... | |
| No, it was. | |
| I'll just pull it close. | |
| It's gonna be, I swear it was buttoned up. | |
| No, it wasn't. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| It was like this the whole time. | |
| I'm not that confident anymore. | |
| Yeah, it wasn't. | |
| I wasn't looking. | |
| I think I remember a button, but I don't know. | |
| It was like this the whole time. | |
| I wouldn't remember. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just became aware of that, though. | |
| Can you just button it up? | |
| Well, I can leave it like that, but it wasn't buttoned up. | |
| Well, I mean, it was very abundantly clear when your top was off that it's see-through. | |
| So, all right. | |
| All right, where were we? | |
| Feminism. | |
| And Pacey George's question, and I don't remember the whole thing where it originated. | |
| Benefits from what's its true purpose. | |
| I think that's what it was. | |
| Along those lines. | |
| I think you're pretty much close there. | |
| That was pretty close. | |
| Good memory. | |
| Oh, hey. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I think it's all, as I was saying, I think it's all about having a very independent society, independent culture. | |
| They're pushing for independence amongst women, to not rely on men. | |
| Women are working harder than really they've ever worked in previous years. | |
| And the more independent they are, the less they have the opportunity to, for example, have children, to have families. | |
| And the more you push, for example, yeah, hook up with people, go have fun, go do this, go do that, do whatever you want, live your life. | |
| Well, then you're going to have a higher rate of people that don't want to get married. | |
| I think it's after 10, don't quote me on this too much, after 10 bodies for women, you are more likely to find it harder to have a positive, happy relationship later on, like marriage. | |
| And I believe it's 20 for men. | |
| So the more you push hookup culture, the more you push this like independent grind. | |
| I'm on my grind. | |
| I don't need anyone else. | |
| The less families you'll see, the less children. | |
| Populations go down. | |
| I don't know what they're doing with the whole immigrant thing because I wouldn't really add up with that too much. | |
| But yeah, I think that's the end goal, just end up individualistic, independent culture. | |
| That's my take on it. | |
| Destroy the family unions. | |
| I think birth control had a big effect on abortions. | |
| Feminism and abortion because I think women, when all of a sudden they could just freely go out and not get pregnant all the time, then they're not searching for a mate as much. | |
| They're not like, I know, I did it. | |
| So I'm the first one to admit it. | |
| But I just think that that is kind of another origination of when birth control became a big thing. | |
| That's when feminism started to get stronger as well. | |
| I don't know what you guys think about that, but I'm not saying like to ban birth control or anything, so don't freak out everybody. | |
| I'm just saying that I think part of what promotes the promiscuity and the OF and all of that is partly to do with that. | |
| Well, it also creates a lack of accountability. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And that's like what feminism is built on, is making excuses for the things that happen to you because you're a woman. | |
| And it's just, it's, yeah, you need to take some accountability for your actions, you know. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| You're a full-time tattoo artist? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You have kids? | |
| Yeah, too. | |
| I was just wondering, because I mean, like, I don't know if I had kids, I wouldn't, like, flash myself. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| Chair 3 is right. | |
| It is harder to lose weight and stay in shape when you get older. | |
| I have a chubby gut that's getting harder to get rid of the older I get and I am middle-aged. | |
| I love you, Pacey. | |
| Oh, that was nice of him. | |
| We love pasty. | |
| I do love pasty. | |
| Pasty George, thank you, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| Guys, we're gonna just lower the TTS to $69. | |
| TTS is now $69. | |
| I mean, Pasty, George, you're welcome to continue sending it. | |
| I won't object. | |
| But the TTS has been lowered to $69. | |
| So get them in. | |
| get them in guys if you're if you're enjoying the stream you can like the video and And let's see here if there's any other notes. | |
| I mean, you said hookup culture is nasty. | |
| Body count matters, so forth, so forth. | |
| But give me one sec here, see what's going on. | |
| I don't know if we have people joining us. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Seems like it, but live? | |
| I don't know. | |
| We might have some people joining us. | |
| Might have some people joining the stream, in which case I'll probably adjust the seating a little bit. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Let's see if there's anything else I can get into from anybody's notes. | |
| Tattoos? | |
| No, I have no tattoos. | |
| You have tattoos? | |
| I have two, yes. | |
| I like that one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This one? | |
| Yeah, I do traditional. | |
| This one is, I love traditional art. | |
| This one actually means a lot to me, too. | |
| It's for my, you know, overcoming suicide. | |
| It's actually over some old self-harm scars, too. | |
| Like a cover-up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, essentially, it was just covering up scars. | |
| So, but. | |
| All right. | |
| You know, speaking on the topic of tattoos, you know, tattoos can be dating related, you know? | |
| Some people have a preference for not dating somebody who has tattoos. | |
| I think more men have this preference than do women, but yeah. | |
| What do you think about that? | |
| What's the question exactly? | |
| Well, you know, I was thinking about this and I tweeted about this the other day. | |
| You know, I've met plenty of people who regret having tattoos. | |
| I do, yep. | |
| But I've never met anyone who regrets not having tattoos. | |
| Okay, but what's your question? | |
| Food for thought. | |
| Well, that's not the question. | |
| That was more just a statement, but I guess ultimately, so I guess, I mean, I would say this. | |
| I don't know if it's going to be a question for you directly, but perhaps it'll prompt conversation. | |
| So generally speaking, I think men have there are some men who like tattoos or whatever. | |
| But my position is, is that overall, in general, I think men assess tattoos as a negative. | |
| I think ultimately when it comes to women having tattoos, I think it's either going to be neutral at best or negative. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| I think not only men, but you know, people in general, women, men, they do tell, you know, to look cap tattoos like bad. | |
| So yeah, I agree with you. | |
| You don't decide. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you regret any of your tattoos? | |
| No. | |
| Like the face tattoos? | |
| No, I think if you are the person and I talk, you know, for myself, if I decide to have like a face tattoo, that's a big decision. | |
| So that's a big decision. | |
| So yeah. | |
| So I don't regret anything. | |
| Never mind. | |
| I'm going to ask some retarded. | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| You don't worry. | |
| No. | |
| Gangs or whatever. | |
| No, I do think. | |
| I get that a lot, but no. | |
| What are the face tattoos you have? | |
| What's the one that's right here? | |
| What does it say? | |
| Strength, dream, pure life. | |
| That's an ANNM. | |
| My daughter's name. | |
| What is it? | |
| Fort? | |
| Strength? | |
| Fortaleza. | |
| Fortalisa. | |
| So Spanish. | |
| Yeah. | |
| For strength. | |
| Okay, and then you have the barbed wire up there. | |
| You got a snowflake. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Snowflake there. | |
| All right. | |
| Looks like the side of your head is tattooed also under your hair. | |
| I've shaved my head. | |
| Do you tattoo yourself? | |
| Yeah, on my legs. | |
| I have. | |
| Your legs. | |
| Okay. | |
| Good times. | |
| Did you black out your whole arms? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Both. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| The other ones. | |
| You can't see that much. | |
| Did you used to have tattoos there that you didn't like? | |
| on this side just this part and on this side and then i decided to i wanted a blackout on both arms Rock and roll. | |
| Good times. | |
| We have a chat here from Pasty George. | |
| A message from the government of Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated $200.04. | |
| What do the panelists think about the new stats showing that by 2030, over 50% of women in North America will be childless and alone while men keep seeking women in other countries to start families? | |
| What do you guys think? | |
| I think it's really sad because children are the greatest gift that God can ever, ever give you. | |
| Message from the government of Canada. | |
| It's repeated. | |
| Paste, just continue. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I just, it's sad to me that we are watching such a population decline. | |
| I mean, everywhere. | |
| But it's kind of scary that people are losing that sense of family. | |
| So that's just my two cents on it. | |
| I just it breaks my heart being a grandmother just becoming a grandmother yeah is the most incredible thing I've ever I got to watch my grandson be born and that was the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed And they are. | |
| They're going to go somewhere else. | |
| They're going to find more traditional women. | |
| They want women that will actually cook for them, that will be there for them, that will pamper them. | |
| And my husband just pampers me more the more I do it for him. | |
| Got it. | |
| Any thoughts from anybody else? | |
| I think some people might be scared to have kids in today's generation and the society we're living in now. | |
| At least for me personally, I'm not opposed to having kids, but I'm also not like 100% like, yeah, like I definitely want to have kids. | |
| And that's mostly, well, because of two reasons. | |
| Number one, the dating options out there. | |
| I don't really date, to be honest with you. | |
| I'm just doing my own thing. | |
| However, when I look around, I'm just like, shit, this is tough. | |
| Like, I'm good, actually. | |
| I think I'm going to lay back for a bit. | |
| And then, and then with just where Canada's going, I live in Canada, right? | |
| I don't think I'd permanently live in Canada. | |
| I'm not a big fan of it. | |
| And I saw Pasty did mention that I think four of the provinces are talking about joining America. | |
| Would not be opposed, Paste. | |
| W. | |
| And maybe then I would change my mind a bit more. | |
| But as of right now, I don't know. | |
| It's very like 50-50 due to what society is like and what my generation and people are like in my generation. | |
| So what happened with those girls, Felicity? | |
| Anything interesting there? | |
| They were like almost going to say yes. | |
| And then the one girl like changed her mind. | |
| She's like, no. | |
| And then her friend's like, well, if she's not going to go on, then I'm not going on. | |
| The fuck? | |
| They stepped away to try to recruit some people. | |
| But yeah, not happening. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, it's a rare. | |
| We've done 200. | |
| is 270 and there's only been like there's like some early one or two early shows where we had small panels but and then there's like one show nick remember the fucking sabotage with the fucking asian girls yeah yeah We had to cancel the podcast entirely. | |
| But that's different. | |
| That's different than this was like way back, I don't know. | |
| It was like sub episode. | |
| Yo, is anybody in the chat? | |
| Remember that episode? | |
| That that's like 20, That was 2023 We had. | |
| We just canceled an episode. | |
| We didn't even we just didn't do it. | |
| We streamed for like an hour or some shit Like just to be like yeah fuck these people. | |
| We're not doing a show What did what happened? | |
| Who was there chat one in the chat if you remember that episode where it was basically it was me and then we panned to this side and all the fucking chairs were empty who who was there? | |
| Did they all know who was there? | |
| Yeah, they all they all knew each other so it was a fucking conspiracy or like a what yeah they sabotaged it. | |
| They sabotaged the show, like what they all. | |
| Just, they showed up but they were gonna do some stupid shit. | |
| So we were like nah, we're not gonna do this. | |
| Unfortunately, it was really stupid. | |
| They had a chance, though they were. | |
| We had that one when all the girls left and it was just Lola. | |
| Remember that? | |
| It was like a few weeks ago yeah, but at least they were. | |
| They were there for the fucking. | |
| Yeah, they were there for the majority, they were for the majority of the stream, you know. | |
| So uh, during dolls, i'll wait until uh Canadian girl has returned and they'll pull up your chat and then we'll just, we're gonna. | |
| Honestly guys, it's gonna be a fucking short stream, boys we'll go for maybe, like I don't know, we'll try to wrap at 10 or something, maybe even I want to see when you have some real wild ones. | |
| Yeah, I mean, we had good people, like we had a good panel lined up, but just, you know, we always anticipate some people are gonna flake, but unfortunately we had a lot of people just pull out. | |
| It was gonna be a good panel. | |
| It was gonna be a good panel, but and i'm i'm kind of kicking myself that I mean she would have had some. | |
| I think she would have been okay, that girl there, she was a little shy or whatever. | |
| But uh, what can you do, wait? | |
| So are you saying that we're not a good panel? | |
| Then there's no debate. | |
| I mean i'll just throw out. | |
| I mean i'll just, i'm sure I can throw out some shit y'all will disagree with, but I, I just don't think it. | |
| The demo, not demographics, but like the, the different temperaments of I don't know if that's the right word whatever our average, our average is going to agree with each other. | |
| And Pasty George donated 200.04, I think. | |
| Chair five is based for being a person who knows what they are but likes being something else, while not trying to force others to accept it or trying to groom kids into liking and accepting it. | |
| Thank you Pasty, love you yeah. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| I think people have this interpretation that people who are conservative or whatever are like hate trans people or transphobic, or hate gay people. | |
| It's like no, we actually don't really give a fuck, you know, we don't really give a fuck. | |
| But when it comes to like certain topics, certain areas, it's like, you know, sports, leave the kids alone. | |
| But otherwise, like, I'm Latino. | |
| I don't think. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The amount of comments. | |
| So I'm very active on threads. | |
| I'm very, very open about my political views and my ideologies on threads. | |
| And the amount of times that I receive comments from liberals saying they're never going to pick you, slugs for salt, we're going to end up in the same mass grave. | |
| Like, you're going to get put into a loony. | |
| Like, they try to scaremonger me into believing the liberal ideology just because I'm supposed to be trans and they think that I have to believe it off-rip. | |
| And it's just very culty to me to expect somebody just based on who they are, what they look like, to believe or resonate a certain way. | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| I've always been very much pushing for people to form their own independent opinions, do your own research, don't just blindly follow some narrative. | |
| And, you know, it's kind of sad to me that it's not as common for trans people like this to think like that. | |
| Common sense is not very common. | |
| It's not very common anymore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's unfortunate. | |
| We are inclusive at the whatever podcast. | |
| Actually, you know, it's fucking crazy. | |
| I didn't even know, like, I actually glanced over the fact that you were trans. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, like, I didn't even. | |
| I know you wrote something in your pre-show notes about it, but I sometimes speed read it a little bit. | |
| And I was like, I did not know. | |
| And then I looked at it yesterday. | |
| I was like, oh, we have a trans person coming. | |
| I appreciate that you didn't, you know, deduce me down to just my identity like that. | |
| So thank you. | |
| Fushizzle. | |
| Fushizzle. | |
| Okay, we have a chat coming in. | |
| Oh, fucking. | |
| Thank you, Waterboy. | |
| Waterboy donated $69. | |
| How is Chair 1 a Catholic whatsoever? | |
| Also, Chair 5 is based on Cool. | |
| Thank you, Waterboy. | |
| Do you want to respond? | |
| I actually don't understand the question exactly. | |
| Oh, well, he's, I guess, are you Catholic? | |
| Well, I have some beliefs. | |
| So, you know, I'm trying to get closer to God and the Virgin Mary. | |
| But my family is very Catholic, so yeah. | |
| Are you going to get married again? | |
| Actually, I haven't thought about like marriage or dating again. | |
| Like, when it comes to sex, are you going to wait until marriage? | |
| I want to, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Has that been the case for wait? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Full stop. | |
| You've only had sex with men you're married to? | |
| Actually, yeah. | |
| Wait, but hold on. | |
| Wait, you said you were in. | |
| You were in a 10-year, a two-year and a two-year. | |
| But weren't you only, wait, you're married to just one? | |
| Wait, I'm trying to remember. | |
| Yeah, yeah, sorry. | |
| You're married to the first one and the second one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you've only had sex with two people? | |
| Are you asking about my body count? | |
| I mean, I'm. | |
| You want me to? | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Four. | |
| Were you married to all of them? | |
| No. | |
| I was planning on married the last one, but you know, relationship is different. | |
| But yeah, I was going pretty serious. | |
| Do you ever get angry? | |
| You seem kind of chill. | |
| A lot of people have told me that, but yeah, I usually. | |
| Like, I said we should deport you. | |
| And you kept a straight face. | |
| You're like, you're very stoic. | |
| Well, a lot of people, you know, when I meet people, they're like, are you like high? | |
| Or, but no, I don't feel like this. | |
| But I feel like in private. | |
| Have you ever come on? | |
| She's like, yeah, of course. | |
| But I'm just like very calm, chilly. | |
| I feel like I need to see you drunk. | |
| If I read you by the way, I will. | |
| I mean, if I get drunk, I actually don't do any drugs or alcohol unless I'm going to dance. | |
| So I've realized that in Colombia and in the U.S., there's a difference because there's a lot of bars here and you go out like just to drink. | |
| In Colombia, we go out to dance. | |
| So. | |
| Have you ever done OnlyFans? | |
| No. | |
| Dear Andy donated $69. | |
| Based BK Crown Girl. | |
| Your nose looks fine. | |
| If you're ever in the Queen City, I'll take you out for a whopper. | |
| Though we don't have many yachts around here. | |
| Guess I have to pay the tax now, lol. | |
| Yep. | |
| I like whoppers. | |
| Oh, speaking of which, guys, I'm going to, there's like been a bunch of drama, so I'll just address that now. | |
| I was going to do it a bit later, but I'll address it now. | |
| Then we'll address the fucking crash out Kylie shit. | |
| If you guys want, TTS has been lowered, $69 TTS. | |
| Get it in. | |
| So you don't get mad. | |
| Have you ever punched a man? | |
| Have you ever gotten a physical fight with a man? | |
| A woman? | |
| In high school, yeah. | |
| A trans woman? | |
| No. | |
| A trans man? | |
| No. | |
| A furry? | |
| A woman. | |
| A they? | |
| No. | |
| A non-binary? | |
| No. | |
| Have you ever met a semi-person? | |
| Have you ever met any Colombian people or just like people outside from the U.S. besides Canada? | |
| Sorry. | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| Most people from South America? | |
| In my youth, in my youth, I dated for like three weeks a Colombian. | |
| I think she was Colombian. | |
| It was a long time ago, bro. | |
| what part she's the one that she's what's that Medellin. | |
| Oh, I don't. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm pretty sure she was Colombian. | |
| Or was she? | |
| You're going to say she's the one that got away? | |
| You know what? | |
| She was kind of annoying. | |
| Like, the sex was really good. | |
| And I'm like, fuck. | |
| Did she bow to you? | |
| It's kind of like this. | |
| Hold on. | |
| No, this was a long time ago. | |
| It was like... | |
| Choose the mouth that got away. | |
| Come on. | |
| And I'm like, damn, how can I? | |
| I don't know how to even, like, how'd you find? | |
| I don't even know her fucking name. | |
| I don't know her name. | |
| What? | |
| I don't remember her name. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Reverse image search thought. | |
| No, I don't have her Facebook. | |
| I don't have. | |
| This was like 2008, 2009 or some shit. | |
| I know something that you and I differ on or something that we'll disagree on. | |
| Sure. | |
| Circumcision. | |
| Okay, so you're in favor of that? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Why? | |
| I don't like a snoot. | |
| A what? | |
| A snoot? | |
| An Auntita? | |
| If my, if I, if, yeah, I had men before that, like, when it got down to that, I, nope. | |
| And I'm sorry. | |
| It's just not my thing. | |
| So I think, and I don't think it's something that's bad for men. | |
| I really don't. | |
| I think it is a personal decision of the parents. | |
| It was something that was in the Bible. | |
| It's not like it's based on, but yeah, I just, when I've heard you talk about it before, I was like, my husband was like, is there anything that you're going to disagree with him on? | |
| I said, well, It's a pretty, uh, I mean, it's it's an important issue, but I feel like in terms of like something that is interesting to the audience, I don't know how much they really I don't know how much they enjoy the circumcision debate. | |
| But really quickly, Nick, in the Discord in the research, you go to the circumcision tab. | |
| Uh so there's just like a couple things there that can be pulled up related to this. | |
| But I mean a lot of people who do have circumcisions, they do have actual medical issues related to the circumcision. | |
| Let me know when you have it, Nick. | |
| Which one do you want? | |
| the graph or whatever you can make it bigger maybe or you might have to open the new tab Yeah, you probably have to open the new tab. | |
| Make sure it's an actual other tab, though. | |
| I think you just drag it. | |
| You click, hold, drag. | |
| Here, while he's doing that, actually, I'll wait on paste. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| Chair one, why did you get so many tattoos on your face? | |
| You have nice facial symmetry, and your tattoos take away from it. | |
| Yeah, you're an attractive girl. | |
| Like, you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari, you know? | |
| I think, I mean, I think that's not, I don't know how you say that in English. | |
| Like, not to be rude, because I cannot find the word, but maybe like just a dumb comparison. | |
| But I got them because I wanted to. | |
| Why do you think it's a dumb comparison? | |
| Well, it's the same as like, you know, when people say that your body is a temple, but have you been to like, for example, the churches or the temples in Europe? | |
| They're, you know, filled with art. | |
| So I'm a tattoo artist. | |
| I wanted to get face tattoos and that doesn't affect me like with my job. | |
| So yeah. | |
| That's how I think. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| I'm sure. | |
| I mean, you can come up with all kinds of analogies that can be sort of counter to the one provided. | |
| But I think in this case, I don't know. | |
| Also, there's a lot of like, you know, really good cars with, you know, that they're painted. | |
| Or have you seen like the very classic cars? | |
| Oh, you mean like would they have like a flame or something, fire? | |
| Yeah, or just like, you know, paintings. | |
| Yeah, I suppose, but I think there's a difference between that and a bumper sticker. | |
| You know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like comparing a tan to a tattoo. | |
| It's like they're not the same. | |
| You can change the color of your car at any time. | |
| Do you have it? | |
| You can wrap it, you know, change it up. | |
| I know it's pretty shitty quality, but sorry guys, the quality is really low on it, but I can read it here. | |
| So this is from people who have been circumcised and they report suffering from the following types of harm. | |
| Partial total loss of penile body, 10%. | |
| Partial total loss of the foreskin. | |
| Well, that's going to be 100%. | |
| All circumcised men must check that box. | |
| Partial total loss of the frenulum, 72%. | |
| What is the frenulum? | |
| By the way, this is a 2012 global survey of circumcision harm. | |
| So when it says circumcision harm, I'm assuming did they only survey people who have been harmed by circumcision? | |
| Because I would think that's incredibly high. | |
| Some of these might be incredibly high, but little to no shaft skin mobility, gouges, missing parts from the glands, 8%. | |
| Skin tags, 20%, skin bridges, 10%. | |
| Circumcision scar, 63%. | |
| Skin tone variants on either side of the scar. | |
| And then there's like a psychological thing here. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh. | |
| Keep it in the Discord, but X out of that. | |
| And you'll have reports like, for example, just X out. | |
| Pull up the Discord then. | |
| Mass circumcision ceremony leaves 39 boys dead and dozens more mutilated after botched procedures during tribal initiation in South Africa. | |
| So you hear stories like that. | |
| There's also infant circumcision, scroll all the way up to the top. | |
| Infant circumcision may lead to social challenges as an adult. | |
| Undergoing circumcision as an infant has delayed psychological complications. | |
| This is shown by an international study led by researchers. | |
| Can you click on the link? | |
| Yeah, you know what I'm pulling up? | |
| Yeah, just pull it up first. | |
| So, I mean, there's like some actual harms that can be inflicted. | |
| There's debate over whether it can actually cause like psychological trauma to some degree. | |
| Never mind about it then, but it says it stresses out the infants, emotional, there's an impact on emotional stability potentially. | |
| Well, don't they like strap them down to a board? | |
| Well, I mean, they hold them down and they've well, my grandson just went through it when he was like two days old. | |
| And it was very simple, very fast, healed quickly. | |
| Everything's fine. | |
| But I'm not saying that some of these things aren't valid because I'm not a monster. | |
| I'm not trying to be a butthole about this. | |
| I'm just saying that I think some women have a preference of what they like it to look like. | |
| Right, but I don't think that that should be like that is not enough justification for circumcision. | |
| No, I agree with you. | |
| I agree with you, but I think it's also have you looked up the stats on what the benefits are from it? | |
| There can, well, okay, so I guess it can confer like certain hygiene benefits. | |
| However, men who are not circumcised can be just as hygienic as in the sense that it is technically technically easier to clean, but that doesn't mean that men who are not circumcised have an incapability of cleaning. | |
| Oh, I agree. | |
| But it's just, of course, there's going to be a difference in the physiology. | |
| There's going to be a difference in the, it would be like saying, well, technically, if humans didn't have arms, technically you would have better hygiene in your armpits because due to the fact that there's it's skin on skin in the armpits, well, yeah, your body odor is not going to be as bad if you have your arms missing. | |
| However, we wouldn't then like completely remove people's arms for like the hygiene benefits. | |
| Now, look, to be fair, obviously your arms serve much more of a utility purpose, like hands, arms, than like the foreskin. | |
| So I'm not going to, you know, it's obviously a bit different. | |
| However, in this case, I think when it comes to hygiene, men who are not circumcised can observe perfectly fine hygiene. | |
| I agree with you. | |
| Right. | |
| So, and the other benefits. | |
| What are the other benefits? | |
| You could argue that because of the foreskin, it could put you at a bit higher risk of like STDs, I guess. | |
| I mean, it logically makes sense to me. | |
| If it is the case that it's a bit harder to clean the area and like bacteria or like a virus or infection gets into that area, then I guess conceivably you might be more prone to, you know, getting an STD. | |
| Whether that's true or not, I don't really know. | |
| But in any case, look, if you're sticking your dick in a vagina and she's got fucking, she's got herpes, you're probably getting herpes whether you're circumcised or not. | |
| Do you guys have a preference? | |
| I'm just curious if anybody else does. | |
| No, I don't think anybody should be being mutilated like that in any way, shape, or form. | |
| Well, no, I wouldn't, I didn't like it. | |
| Well, I'm not, no, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, that's not, I'm sorry, let me take it back because that's not at all what I'm trying to say. | |
| I just personally how I view it. | |
| I just, I viewed circumcision as mutilation the same way women being circumcised in Africa for their religious practices and reasons is mutilation. | |
| You know, it's just, it's not okay. | |
| I think people are born a certain way. | |
| We are all created the way that God wants us to be, and it shouldn't be altered. | |
| But don't you agree that it's something that went back to biblical times, though? | |
| It's literally in the Bible. | |
| It did. | |
| It did. | |
| It is in the Bible, yeah. | |
| But it was more as a sacrifice and as a form of commitment is the purpose behind it. | |
| It wasn't like for health benefits or for personal preference benefits. | |
| It was a way for people to show their sacrifice to the Lord. | |
| The Willies were sacrificed? | |
| Not Willie, this foreskin. | |
| It was a commandment of God. | |
| In the Old Testament, I might add to. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I don't know much about fighting for the Willie rights, not going to lie. | |
| I've never seen one with a cake, you know, one of them ant eaters. | |
| But, you know, I don't know. | |
| I mean, what did you call it? | |
| What did you call it? | |
| A snoop? | |
| I have a snoop. | |
| I don't care. | |
| No, and it's just, it's just a, it's a, it's a preference for me. | |
| I understand. | |
| But it's not, I would like. | |
| I won't sit here and lie and say that uncircumcised pee-pees look less attractive than circumcised pee-pees. | |
| Like, that is definitely true. | |
| But at the end of the day, it's, I don't care. | |
| If you know how to use it, it's all that matters. | |
| Exactly. | |
| There you go. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| Fight for Willie Rights. | |
| On whatever podcast. | |
| Big Labias and any Willys. | |
| Right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got to upgrade your tagline, Brian. | |
| You're not just Big Laby anymore. | |
| You're any Willys too. | |
| Brian's number one fighter for Willie Rights. | |
| Willie Rights. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I just think I think it's, I don't know. | |
| I think it's bad. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It shouldn't be done. | |
| Agreed. | |
| I get like, and actually, you know, it's interesting. | |
| I think a lot of mothers overwhelmingly support male circumcision. | |
| And in surveys, the number one reason is that they like how it looks. | |
| And I'm like, that's not a good reason to like mutilate a child. | |
| I mean, I've heard parents even say, like, I don't want my child to have to be, you know, struggling with this when they get older. | |
| And girls don't like this type. | |
| Why are you thinking that far ahead into your child's sex life? | |
| Like, can we talk about that instead? | |
| I mean, realistically, though, women do have a stated preference for circumcised men. | |
| There's no dispute there. | |
| Women do have a preference. | |
| I don't think that that's enough of a reason to go ahead and continue with this practice. | |
| Agreed. | |
| But look, realistically, yeah, it could present issues down the road for when they become an adult or become sexually active that maybe they face some. | |
| Actually, you know, Chad, I was watching Sex in the City the other day. | |
| This is my new favorite show. | |
| And this was a topic that came up in Sex in the City and fucking Charlotte over here. | |
| Oh, I prefer. | |
| Oh my God, I've never been with a man who's not circumcised. | |
| Oh my God, it's weird, blah, blah. | |
| Get this, guys. | |
| The fucking guy, the fucking guy in the show, Sex in the City, got circumcised for her. | |
| But then he couldn't fuck for like six weeks and then they broke up. | |
| Wait, isn't Sex in the City like a girl show? | |
| It is a girl show. | |
| So it's great. | |
| You're talking about the original. | |
| The original show. | |
| You met the room. | |
| Do you want to do it? | |
| As adults? | |
| I know a guy that did it later on in life. | |
| Yeah, some adults do it. | |
| It's reminding me of that shameless episode. | |
| But you know what? | |
| He said, he said that he preferred it more. | |
| He was like, yeah, like I liked. | |
| And he got it done when he was like, I think like high school. | |
| But you lose so much feeling. | |
| Wait, but you said he preferred the sex health. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| He got it done in high school. | |
| I don't think, I don't know, listen, I don't know about this guy. | |
| But you said he preferred what? | |
| He preferred having no Aunt Ita over an Aunt Ita. | |
| But he preferred it because why? | |
| I think he liked the way his Willie looked. | |
| It looked right. | |
| But actually, I think you're losing a lot of nerves. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't have a Willie, not going to lie. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| Okay, if you just chopped your part of your clit off or some shit, I don't know. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I'm not doing that anytime soon. | |
| Yeah, don't do that shit. | |
| But you do. | |
| A lot of men report because we do know from men who got the circumcision when they were adults and they do report a decrease in sexual pleasure. | |
| They do report a decrease. | |
| So basically, like, okay, women think it looks better, blah, blah, blah, whatever. | |
| But it's like, I don't know. | |
| I know a lot of guys got bullied for it, though. | |
| Like, I mean, I remember like guys would like find out in high school that one of their friends, you know, didn't have one that fit in. | |
| And like, they would, they would, like, chirp him for it, make fun of him for it. | |
| I mean, I don't dispute that this happens. | |
| People get bullied for all sorts of things. | |
| In this case, though, I don't think it warrants, yeah, okay, maybe your kid gets fucking bullied. | |
| Although, I mean, look, there's probably like just don't get, I don't know, in gym class or whatever, do people still even fucking get like undressed? | |
| Or I don't know. | |
| No, they don't do that in high school. | |
| I don't know if they don't? | |
| Not in high school. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| Really? | |
| No, they have like at least from what I see. | |
| I used to go into the actual like bathroom stall to change. | |
| How old are you again? | |
| How old am I again? | |
| 29. | |
| 29. | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, based on like my sister's in school now, like they have like the stalls are like to the ground to the top, okay? | |
| Like, I'm sure it's different now. | |
| They have bathrooms for every gender. | |
| Like, I mean, you got your boys, girls, and you got everything else in another stall. | |
| Change rooms. | |
| I graduated in 2014, so this is quite a few. | |
| Social. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm so self-conscious. | |
| So self-conscious. | |
| So they really cater to all that, right? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| If your kid says, I want to shit in a litter box, guess what? | |
| A litter box is coming here. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| They actually put a litter box in somebody's bathroom, in the student's bathroom at a school. | |
| I can't remember where it was at, but it was like an actual thing. | |
| You can say whatever you want, and like they'll have to. | |
| In Canada, so here's the crazy part. | |
| If your kid goes to school in Canada and your kid says, hey, I don't want to be a boy anymore. | |
| I want to be a girl. | |
| And keep in mind, they're also teaching this to kids, right? | |
| So they're being taught that at a young age. | |
| Our school system allows for that to be done. | |
| If they go behind your back as a parent and say, I want to start transitioning into the opposite gender, whatever, the school has the government pay for testosterone or whatever else they pump them with behind your back. | |
| They will change that kid's clothes for them behind your back. | |
| And you will have no idea. | |
| And here's the best part. | |
| Here's my favorite part. | |
| Excuse me? | |
| What? | |
| Okay, that's outrageous. | |
| Here's the best part. | |
| So I wanted to get laser hair removal under my armpits because I'm allergic to my own sweat. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Okay, it's a whole thing. | |
| But I wanted to get laser hair removal. | |
| They're like, oh, no, we can't do that. | |
| And it won't be paid for by the government because it's not like a medical procedure. | |
| I'm like, oh, okay, what counts? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But guess what? | |
| Guess what? | |
| If I was a man transitioning into a woman, guess who gets free laser armpit hair removal? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Can those retarded? | |
| Can't really fucked up when it comes to their $100. | |
| Guess I got to pay the tax now, Lol. | |
| W Brian, despite the flakes, you still put on a great show every week. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Kudos to Andrew and Rachel at Debate Company. | |
| Amen. | |
| Highly recommend everyone check out their videos. | |
| I guess this would be a good point to, I'll let some of the other TTSs come through, but do addressing the drama and Crash Out Kylie update. | |
| So, yo, Durin, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate the TTS. | |
| I mean, look, as far as the drama, you know, Andrew was on like, what, two weeks ago or whatever. | |
| We had some good debates. | |
| He did the dating talk. | |
| There was, it's, it's definitely still going viral. | |
| I still see people like posting photos about it or whatever. | |
| Ultimately, it's just a weird, it's a weird situation because I think people are really not familiar with Andrew Wilson at all. | |
| They think he's red pill. | |
| They think that he's like advocates for things he's not or gets into arguments with women that I've never heard him make. | |
| People say, oh, Andrew, you're a hypocrite because, you know, if it was a woman on the panel with the same, you know, criteria, then you would be like attacking her, whatever. | |
| I've never heard him raise any of these things, these accusations that Andrew is a hypocrite is ridiculous. | |
| Most of this has been directed towards Andrew, but of course, people, people like, I've seen posts like the host of the whatever podcast, and they'll be like, Andrew Wilson of the whatever podcast. | |
| So a lot, I've been catching a lot of strays. | |
| Like you should see the hate mail section of our Discord, man. | |
| It's there. | |
| There's like been death threats the past one or two weeks. | |
| People just sending really, really nasty messages. | |
| I think a lot of them are intended for Andrew, but I'm fucking catching strays over here too and shit. | |
| Just a lot of nasty stuff. | |
| A lot of nasty stuff. | |
| People are losing their minds over this. | |
| But ultimately, I mean, I'm just, the whole situation, again, is confusing. | |
| They want to like claim that Andrew's like red pill guy, but he's not. | |
| Andrew's been with Rachel for like almost 20 years or something like that. | |
| I just don't understand. | |
| There's nothing wrong with being a stepfather from Andrew's perspective. | |
| Nothing. | |
| By the way, they've been together for such a long time. | |
| It's not like there's no hypocrisy, nothing wrong for a Christian man to be a stepfather. | |
| There's no weirdness or like no hypocrisy there. | |
| And then like, what would you have preferred Rachel done that she aborted her kids? | |
| I could not believe that. | |
| Like, what's so what's the insane? | |
| That's the most disgusting comment I think I've ever heard. | |
| I think, first off, I think it's weird that she went, can I sell you on my worldview? | |
| And then immediately jumped into attacking Andrew's wife. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How does attacking Rachel and what Rachel's past consists of have anything to do with selling your worldview? | |
| Like, how at all does that bolster or fix your worldview? | |
| Because what it really sounded like is that you went, let me sell you on your worldview, and then you went and turned around and just tried to trash Andrew's. | |
| And it's like, like, it's just weird. | |
| I mean, it's, first off, I just want to say, it's also one thing for a woman to go out and have multiple children because she was not careful and she slept around. | |
| It's another thing for a woman to go out, think that she's making a relationship for the long term with somebody, and then that person turns out to be a piece of shit who beats the crap out of her. | |
| You know, like, that is a completely different situation. | |
| And so I just, I don't understand how Charlie was able to make that kind of correlation of like, because you are with somebody who has multiple children, that automatically means that you're just bullshit in your ideology and what you're spewing. | |
| Like, as if that was supposed to crumble everything to do with his view, you know? | |
| I think the thing is, is that people have seen just so many clips of Andrew, but that's mostly what people have seen. | |
| They've just seen clips of Andrew. | |
| And Andrew is constantly destroying people. | |
| And they want, and Andrew's gained massive amounts of influence. | |
| He's becoming, well, it's not just that he's becoming, he has became a really, really big presence. | |
| And people have difficulty contending with his arguments. | |
| So instead of like contending with his actual arguments, how can we just try to cut him down, cut him down? | |
| How can we just, you know, the politics of, what is it? | |
| The politics of reputation, personal, what is it, personal destruction or reputation destruction or something. | |
| They're just going to use this. | |
| They want to try to attack him. | |
| But it's all bullshit. | |
| And I just want to say, you know, despite the heat, Andrew's the homie. | |
| So he's going to be awesome. | |
| So I have Andrew. | |
| I don't know if you're watching. | |
| Rachel. | |
| I don't know if you guys are watching. | |
| I got their back. | |
| Period. | |
| I got their back. | |
| Love them. | |
| Period. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Andrew is my absolute spirit animal. | |
| Like, I watch him and I'm just like, I want, I'm taking his class right now. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| Because I just, I want to learn how to be able to debate. | |
| Yeah, he's a sharp amazing. | |
| I think Andrew's a great idea. | |
| He's an intelligent dude. | |
| It's not just that he's sharp. | |
| I genuinely think, I mean, you know, maybe I'm not aware of other people out there. | |
| I got to say, I think Andrew is like, like a once in a fucking generation talent. | |
| He's a very talented guy. | |
| Yes, he is. | |
| And he's very sharp. | |
| And he may very well be one of the, as far as I, I don't know, I'm not going to like fucking like the debate. | |
| I don't know. | |
| There's like these debate championships or whatever that people do and it's like way more formal. | |
| But I think he's one of the best debaters out there. | |
| Did you watch his whole thing with the about the marrying your cousin? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| With the Pikachu guy or whatever. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I saw that. | |
| That was the best. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He just comes out guns blazing, man. | |
| Still watching, Andrew. | |
| Love you. | |
| Yeah, no, like, I mean, all these attacks and shit. | |
| Where is the hate coming from, though, from that? | |
| Just like people online, they just, I don't know. | |
| People have nothing better to do. | |
| It's coming from a lot of, the weirdest part, though, is like some of the conservative. | |
| Look, I get the liberals don't like him. | |
| Well, I mean, I guess even a lot of conservative people don't like him. | |
| But the criticisms from conservatives is kind of much more confusing to me because on one hand, it's like on one hand, the conservatives are like, well, because of the abortion component of this, it's like, well, a liberal might say, well, she could have got abortions and you didn't have to wife her up, whatever. | |
| But like conservatives, it's like, well, abortion is off the table for conservatives. | |
| Well, I mean, if they believe what they say, I guess. | |
| But so that the attacks from conservatives are kind of interesting on that one. | |
| But anyways, we have your back, Andrew. | |
| We have your fucking back. | |
| We have your back. | |
| Fucking ride or die. | |
| We're ride or die. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have some other chats coming through. | |
| Sorry for the delay, guys. | |
| Sorry for the delay. | |
| Price $364 donated $69. | |
| Hey, Brian. | |
| Hey, ladies. | |
| Brian, I'd like to hear your thoughts on Candace Sowen's recent post about the Macrons putting a hit out on her. | |
| I doubt the panel knows about it, but chime in if you do. | |
| I'm somewhat familiar about, like a little bit familiar, the, you know, like Candace claims, claims that the Brigitte Macron, the French president's wife, is a man. | |
| Honestly, it's conspiracy theory territory. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Obviously, I don't know the truth, but I actually, truth be told, by the way, I don't have any beef with Candace, but on this particular subject, I haven't really seen any actual compelling evidence. | |
| I haven't seen any compelling evidence that Brigitte Macron is a man. | |
| There's nothing really, there's not like a smoking gun. | |
| There's nothing concrete. | |
| So, I mean, I don't really think there's anything to really weigh on in there. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| My brother who lives in Southeast Asia with his traditional wife got circumcised before he got married and he later told me that he lost some sensitivity on his pen and kind of regrets getting it. | |
| If I could, okay, I mean, look, I'm circumcised, right? | |
| If I could fucking rewind the fucking clock, whatever. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just appear as an aberration to my parents in the fucking way back in the fucking 30s or whatever when I was born. | |
| I'd be like, don't do that shit. | |
| Let's see how it goes. | |
| Let me keep my shit. | |
| Because I don't know. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Maybe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Let's see. | |
| What if sex is way better if you have foreskin? | |
| Like, what if it feels way better? | |
| You know? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| She knows what I mean. | |
| Do they chop their shit off in Colombia? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, she knows what I'm talking about. | |
| Have you seen foreskin? | |
| Do you have a preference? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You don't. | |
| Circumcised? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Damn. | |
| I thought the Colombiana is going to have my back here, but unfortunately, she likes the circumcised penis. | |
| I don't know if Polish guys, I know Poland is either super foreign or super aggressive. | |
| Have you ever shanked somebody? | |
| Europeans typically don't get circumcised. | |
| Have you ever shanked somebody? | |
| No, I don't know what that means. | |
| You take a knife. | |
| Here, I'll translate. | |
| Any Spanish speakers that shank to Spanish? | |
| There's not going to be an official. | |
| Canna. | |
| Cana? | |
| No, maybe that's another type of Spanish. | |
| Wait. | |
| There's different dialects. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Cana. | |
| Canya. | |
| Canya. | |
| That's not a word. | |
| Google translates Spanish. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Colombian? | |
| Look at Spanish. | |
| Translate stab. | |
| Stab. | |
| Translate stab. | |
| Because there's not going to be a direct translation for shank. | |
| Okay. | |
| Stab. | |
| Have you ever stabbed somebody with a knife? | |
| Or what would you ask me that? | |
| I'm not the wrist. | |
| I was about to get to the rest of that. | |
| I was about to. | |
| I will be in jail. | |
| No, I mean, you could get out in like six months, probably. | |
| No. | |
| Depends where you stab, how many times you stab them to, I guess. | |
| Are you guys allowed to carry knives in America? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Because if we carry a knife in Canada and tell them that it's first, like, first self-protection, you can literally get charged for it. | |
| Yeah, well, Canada also, Canada also told people who are being home invaded to like not fire upon them and just wait and see what their true intentions are. | |
| So they got a lot of things they can straighten out over there. | |
| Minor Dime donated $69. | |
| Anna is very stylishly dressed. | |
| I would like to hear her thoughts on the joys of motherhood. | |
| And maybe her funniest tattoo customer story. | |
| She is so tranquil, but I sense a depth we are not seeing. | |
| That was beautiful. | |
| Thank you, Minor Dime. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I don't know. | |
| They will have to be specific about the joys of motherhood. | |
| I love being a mom. | |
| I wanted to be a mom. | |
| So both of my kids are planned. | |
| We're planned. | |
| And actually, I don't have any funny tattoo stories or maybe weird, but not funny. | |
| Just like normal clients, actually. | |
| What's the worst tattoo you ever had to do? | |
| I would say maybe like right here. | |
| Because I, yeah, I just am very like, how you say, like the word, like, you know, I like when people is like hygienic. | |
| So I had to do a tattoo here, and then they had like really bad breath. | |
| They were just like, you know, salivating a lot, but nothing. | |
| What about the design, though? | |
| Like the worst design? | |
| A while at Pro, like two months ago, I got asked to do a tattoo right here, like a Pinocchio, on top of someone else's, like dick. | |
| No. | |
| That's funny, kind of. | |
| Yeah, but they never got to do the actual appointment. | |
| So Jefferson Roxett donated $69. | |
| Question for panel. | |
| How do you define trans? | |
| Is there is a difference between post-op swap genitals versus a cross-dresser playing dress up like opposite sex to say they are a trans? | |
| Discuss. | |
| Andrew equals goat. | |
| Is there a difference? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Between post-op swap genitals versus transvestite. | |
| I was just going to say, correct me if I'm wrong though. | |
| Housedresser is just somebody who likes to dress up. | |
| I thought transvestite is a... | |
| Transvestite is an OG term for transsexual or transgender. | |
| Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry. | |
| Transvestite is like multiple. | |
| I thought that's like multiple genitalia. | |
| No, transvestest. | |
| No, transvestite is just a man that likes to dress or cross-dress. | |
| That's all. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| What's called a transvestite? | |
| Is a person who dresses in clothes primarily associated with the other sex, but they like, so they dress like a woman, but they don't identify, like they're gender. | |
| They're a man. | |
| I'm a man, but I dress as a woman. | |
| Right. | |
| They're not. | |
| That's a transvestite. | |
| So yeah, there's a massive difference between a cross-dresser because the difference is the cross-dresser or the transvestite, as I put it, they still believe that they're like the sex they were born as or the gender they were born as. | |
| Whereas if somebody who's trans, they believe they're the other sex or all that. | |
| I mean, you can't change your sex, but the other gender. | |
| Would I then be a transvestite then? | |
| Because I believe that I am biologically my gender. | |
| Like my biology is reality. | |
| Like, like, obviously, I agree. | |
| Well, okay, here's my question. | |
| Yeah, sorry. | |
| He's going to ask what I was saying. | |
| Do you, okay, well, you ask it, go ahead. | |
| Do you live this way every day? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, well then I consider you trans then over. | |
| I don't believe that I am what I am transitioning to. | |
| Like I don't believe or even view myself as a woman. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Because I don't, I don't, I'm not. | |
| I'm a biological male at the end of the day. | |
| You know, but I don't know. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Those are labels. | |
| I don't really care what people are doing. | |
| I think I would consider you as a cross-dresser or as a transvestite. | |
| I'd say you're trans, but you acknowledge that your sex, or I suppose even you consider your gender to be remaining male. | |
| Is that so? | |
| I think that there's a difference between, I definitely think there's a difference between gender and sex. | |
| Your sex is immutable, and your gender is a social contract that was created to identify sexual characteristics. | |
| Right. | |
| But so I think that I mean, biologically, I would be male, and I guess my gender would be a trans woman, not a woman, a trans woman. | |
| You consider yourself a trans woman, but you acknowledge that you're a man. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Right. | |
| Well, because I think and male. | |
| I think when, okay, so to put it in the most specific terms, there are things and situations and experiences that you four are going to go through in life that I will never ever ever understand or never ever be able to like go through myself. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And so when I sit here and I call myself a real woman or a woman, even I feel like I am taking away from those experiences from you guys. | |
| And I'm essentially trying to make it like, I don't know how the best way to explain this. | |
| Like, I feel like I'm minimizing you guys whenever I call myself a real woman because I'm not going to go through those experiences. | |
| I'm not going to have those same struggles. | |
| I'm not going to experience the same stigmas, the same sort of social issues that you guys are going to face. | |
| You know? | |
| But so I think that, yeah, I guess. | |
| Or whatever you want. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I pointed out how I dislike it when debaters use personal attacks on the Wilsons, including their past and kids, and how despicable it is. | |
| And Andrew said to me that in the end, that is all they have. | |
| It's true. | |
| It is true. | |
| Shit's true. | |
| Yeah, you saw it in the debate he did with that guy. | |
| I forgot his name, but I mean, no, some other dude. | |
| He just went to like personal attacks, and it's crazy. | |
| Anyways, thank you, George. | |
| Dear Andy donated $69. | |
| Daniel Durka Durkajihad didn't stand a chance against Andrew Durka Durkaji. | |
| It's pretty heartwarming to see the final statements in Rachel's debate about how they got on with Craig slash FTF the outside of the debate. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Durka Durka Jihad is crazy. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| It was just amazing to watch him defend marrying your first cousin. | |
| It was the wildest thing I have ever listened to. | |
| And they're okay with their IQ being low because of that. | |
| They're like okay with that. | |
| It feels like bizarre. | |
| That was a weird. | |
| Wasn't it weird? | |
| It is definitely pretty weird. | |
| But I'm not familiar with all that stuff too much. | |
| I watched like, I don't know, 20, 30 minutes of that debate. | |
| Waterboy donated $69. | |
| Brian, you see, come to don't sell yourself short. | |
| Your clips have actually shaped a lot of my dating life and your show introduced me to Andrew. | |
| Both legends. | |
| Waterboy, thank you, man. | |
| You're a fucking legend. | |
| Go get us some water, though. | |
| Give me some fucking water. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And glad shaped his dating life. | |
| Is your girlfriend bowing to you? | |
| I hope she is. | |
| Speaking of which, before we get into the Crash Out Kylie update shit, let's just play the bow video for the girls. | |
| Play the bow video. | |
| I love this video. | |
| So this is, I think women should bow to their boyfriend or husband or whatever. | |
| So go ahead and play that shit. | |
| Boom. | |
| Boom. | |
| Fucking giant bow. | |
| Love it. | |
| This is actually my ex-girlfriend. | |
| I took this video, but why are you looking at me like that, Columbia? | |
| She's like, that's crazy, Brian. | |
| She opened the beer for me. | |
| She's got my food dinner ready. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| That's how it's done. | |
| Play the bow again, the bow part. | |
| So every time I come home, I do expect to bow. | |
| Submissive hand posture, very important. | |
| And full, deep bow. | |
| Honestly, I was a bit upset. | |
| That was not as deep of a bow as she could have done. | |
| But I guess the question is, you know, for your guy, for your boyfriend, for your husband, whatever, would you bow? | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Hell long. | |
| Uh-uh. | |
| No, that's so weird. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like, that's you. | |
| If you want, like, your, I mean, if you want, like, a girl to bow to you, but like, that's just like, I don't know. | |
| It's a little weird. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's weird. | |
| What about you? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| My husband and I have laughed about that video over and over. | |
| And he's like, would you actually do that if I wanted you to? | |
| I said, absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm going to start tonight when I go home. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It'll go over well. | |
| They'll like it. | |
| He deserves it. | |
| I would do it in a second. | |
| You know, and the funny thing is, it's really not even about the bow. | |
| It's not even about the bow. | |
| It's the willingness to do it. | |
| To submit. | |
| And all the cascading downstream, the downstream dynamic that will exist when you're dating a woman who is. | |
| I don't think acquiesce is the best word here. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Submit it. | |
| Submitting to you. | |
| Well, submissive, yes, but I feel like a lot of people take issue with the term submit. | |
| I mean, it is the proper it is the proper descriptive term for it. | |
| But it's like, I guess the best way would be like a woman who's agreeable. | |
| Because I think, honestly, I don't want to be like arguing and I don't want friction with my girl. | |
| And I think a woman who I don't know where I'm fucking going with this. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Just fucking bow. | |
| That's all I have to say. | |
| Just fucking do the bow, I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That was a great argument there, Brian. | |
| Ladies, young ladies, don't nag your partner. | |
| No nagging. | |
| It is the worst thing that you can do in a relationship. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Don't nag. | |
| Well, I don't agree with that. | |
| It depends on the relationship. | |
| When you say you don't agree, you think you should nag? | |
| It can be arguing, yeah. | |
| Well, it depends on the argument. | |
| But I think it's nagging would go beyond just like having a argument. | |
| Well, I guess when you start having frequent arguments, that would perhaps fall under the purview of nagging. | |
| But I think there's a component of constant fault finding when it comes to nagging. | |
| Your partner is constantly, constantly doing things wrong. | |
| Maybe, maybe this is real, or maybe some of it is just made up and this creates unnecessary conflict in the relationship. | |
| I think oftentimes you will encounter sometimes women will just look for shit. | |
| They'll look for conflict. | |
| They'll look for something to nag or whine about. | |
| Can I comment on that? | |
| Sure. | |
| I think the man sets the tone for nagging. | |
| So, for example, before my husband, I was in a long relationship eight years and we weren't in love. | |
| It was a toxic relationship. | |
| And we treated each other like crap. | |
| So when I first got back together with my husband, I kind of carried that snapping at him type of thing. | |
| And he pretty quickly was like, do not talk to me like that. | |
| And he set the tone. | |
| And I did. | |
| I submitted. | |
| I didn't talk to him like that after that. | |
| So men, if your women nag you or belittle you, set the tone early. | |
| Don't accept it. | |
| Yes. | |
| I think when it comes, I think something I've been thinking about recently is when it comes to this, I think as a man, I don't even think you even need to, I mean, I don't know, there's a couple ways you can approach it, but I think the moment that there's any friction, even very early on, you gotta, you gotta, you just gotta be like, all right, I'm done. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think you just gotta leave. | |
| If you don't, it's gonna continue for and get worse. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now, I guess I want to say that I think a lot of women either have bad, they have bad habits and they've had bad, when I say bad past experiences, not that the men did anything bad, but previous people they dated, those men were doormats and they tolerated disrespect. | |
| They tolerated the nagging and this sort of thing. | |
| But the moment there's any friction, like I honestly think you got to just, you got to remove yourself. | |
| Like you're not going to lay down the law. | |
| It's just like, nah, you got to remove yourself. | |
| And she's got to feel that. | |
| But I do think you got to do with a lot of women, especially those who are inclined to be fucking annoying, no offense. | |
| You got to do some deprogramming. | |
| You got to unprogram that shit a little bit. | |
| So you are going to have to give guidance and tell them what's up and be like, hey, what's important for me in a relationship is respect. | |
| If I feel disrespected, that's going to be a major issue for us. | |
| So now this doesn't mean that men need are going, as a woman, you need to be a doormat and tolerate like poor treatment from the man. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| Yep, agreed. | |
| Agreed. | |
| Yep. | |
| All right, I'm giving Felicity a red card. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Speaking of Waterboy, thank you, man. | |
| Waterboy donated $200. | |
| Yes, she bows. | |
| She honors me. | |
| Here's to getting some water for you. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| I appreciate you getting the water. | |
| Now go get some water for the other panelists, too. | |
| Get chop chop. | |
| Get to it. | |
| And then Pasty George's coming in, then I'll finish off on the bow conversation. | |
| Thank you, Waterboy. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| My brother's Asian wife bows to him when he comes home from work and makes sure that he is well catered to every day. | |
| She even prepares a hot bath for him every day. | |
| Lucky Bastine. | |
| LOL. | |
| Yeah, it's hard. | |
| It's hard also when you've been, you've dealt with a woman who kind of, I don't want to say, use the term spoils you, but you could look at it like that, but who just really takes care of you and treats you well. | |
| And then you're going to go date some like feminist chick who's like, won't do anything for you. | |
| I don't know, it's hard. | |
| Especially, I mean, if you, the love languages stuff is kind of stupid, but if you enjoy acts of service and then you're going to go deal with some fucking, like, some girl who doesn't do anything for you, it's just whatever. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | |
| She agrees with everything. | |
| Well, I agree. | |
| How about this question, though? | |
| You said no, you wouldn't bow. | |
| For the perfect man, would you bow? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so the trade-off there is what you're doing. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| Yeah, you're talking to me. | |
| I'm like 22 years old. | |
| Like, the average guy my age, they don't really, like, they don't really do anything. | |
| They can't really, like, when you look at a man, like, I'm saying, like, a man can, like, I don't know, build whatever I need, like, build me the life that I need, okay? | |
| Like, like, he takes care of me, and it goes both ways, you know, like I rub your back, you rub mine. | |
| But the average guy my age, like, it's just like, they're like, yeah, dude, I like the note boys, like, send it. | |
| I'm going to party. | |
| Travis Scott, like, oh, yeah, dude, a concert, let's get it. | |
| Like, I'm not going to, like, I don't want to say I'm going to bow because they're going to look at this and be like, yeah, like, she would bow. | |
| Like, no, dude, not for you. | |
| Like, you're not, like, right. | |
| Like, when you look for a partner, you look somewhere your age or older. | |
| I feel like I definitely got to go older, but I'm just saying, in general, like, I'm saying I wouldn't bow because for the average guy, which is like, not gonna lie, like, way majority, that's just not happening. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| There's not as much incentive. | |
| I see what you mean. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think you do raise an interesting point. | |
| And I think a bit of the flack I sometimes get is, oh, Brian, you seem to direct a lot of your criticisms towards women. | |
| But I think there's plenty of, I think it is fair to say that there's a lot of ways in which men can also improve too. | |
| And I think there, look, there's a lot of degenerate men. | |
| You kind of describes like that culture of like the kind of, I don't know, the kind of, I don't know how exactly to describe it. | |
| Like the fucking like frat boy. | |
| I can do more than the average guy my age can. | |
| I can do drywall. | |
| I can do flooring. | |
| I can do tiles. | |
| I can, okay, don't, electrical did not go well for me. | |
| I'm never doing electrical again. | |
| But I mean, like, I'm from like Toronto, right? | |
| Average guy there, like, they, they're not doing nothing. | |
| Like, oh, what are you doing, your weekends? | |
| Well, I play video games and I play soccer sometimes or like I play some like football or sport. | |
| They go to school. | |
| They don't even know what the hell they're doing with school. | |
| Go and ask one of the guys like from whatever, my city, whatever city, anywhere around here, ask them, oh, what are you going to do with your degree? | |
| Well, I went because everyone else went. | |
| It's like, bro, really? | |
| You went because everyone else went. | |
| So you don't even know what you're doing. | |
| That is why I would not bow for any man. | |
| Where you come from, it's liberal mostly. | |
| I'm just wondering how you became, with your views, conservative. | |
| I'm just Polish. | |
| Just because you're younger. | |
| I'm just Polish, and I hung out with, like, a lot of guys when I was younger, and I guess this is how I turned out. | |
| I'm just curious, anyone from California that... | |
| Liberals? | |
| You guys have a lot of liberals here now? | |
| Like LA, like I was driving around like them. | |
| It's commi. | |
| There's a lot. | |
| There's definitely a lot. | |
| Travel like 45 minutes outside of Toronto and you'll find the farm boys and they can do it. | |
| Farm boys. | |
| I mean, there's definitely a lot of rural areas in Canada. | |
| So I'm sure like there's definitely a lot of based people in Canada. | |
| But the issue is it's just like there's a lot of liberal people too and a lot of immigration in Canada, which is like absolutely cooking the demographics there. | |
| So I mean, I don't know. | |
| Honestly, at this point, we pretty much just need to invade Canada. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I haven't said anything. | |
| I just sit here quietly when you say that. | |
| But I got no comments. | |
| Sorry, Pasty George. | |
| We're fucking coming. | |
| We're coming to save you. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| No, fuck that. | |
| We're coming to save Pasty George. | |
| Trump was trying to. | |
| Trump was talking about that. | |
| We are fucking liberators, okay? | |
| America's fucking liberal. | |
| We're gonna liberate the shit out of Canada. | |
| Poor Pacey George there in Canada. | |
| I don't know if he's still in the chat. | |
| We're gonna liberate this guy. | |
| He fucking Justin Trudeau has him fucking like in a cage in a basement somewhere. | |
| And so we're coming to fucking save you, Pacey George. | |
| You know, there's one thing about Americans. | |
| You know, if you got one of our guys, we're fucking going in. | |
| We're, you know, whatever. | |
| Actually, I was thinking about this. | |
| Like, what would happen? | |
| This is not dating related at all and like super tangent, super stupid. | |
| Like, what if Donald Trump somehow like got abducted by some like other country and they're like, we're bringing you up on fucking, I don't know, some fucking charges in the, what is it, the ICC? | |
| Or what is it? | |
| The ICC, right? | |
| International Criminal Court. | |
| What is it? | |
| Like in The Hague or some shit? | |
| What is it? | |
| If they fucking abducted him, chat. | |
| I don't know if there's any military guys watching this shit. | |
| If somehow a country like had Donald Trump in prison in The Hague or some shit, wouldn't we like we would send some people in to get him back. | |
| For the president. | |
| I'm pretty sure we're sending people to get them get Trump back, right? | |
| The president back? | |
| From The Hague. | |
| I would assume so. | |
| Like he's in the fucking, what is it? | |
| What is that? | |
| What's the name of the fucking whatever it is? | |
| Yeah, the what? | |
| Where is he? | |
| The Hague. | |
| What is that? | |
| It's where the International Court is or whatever. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think we would retrieve our president. | |
| We're getting, we're fucking blown. | |
| First of all, I wonder how the hell they got in the fucking shit. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| I had a question for my chatters. | |
| Yo, chat. | |
| Team SEAL 7. | |
| Chat. | |
| I'm curious. | |
| Because we were talking about 30% of men have yachts. | |
| Who in the chat has a yacht? | |
| Don't fucking lie. | |
| One in the chat. | |
| One in the chat if you have a yacht. | |
| Who has a fucking yacht in the chat? | |
| Because I'm trying to set up. | |
| A small yacht. | |
| I'm trying to set up my homegirl here. | |
| No, but in Colombia, a lot of people also have yachts. | |
| It's that cocaine money. | |
| No. | |
| Fucking Pablo Escobar. | |
| They found that shit. | |
| They found the fucking hidden cash. | |
| No. | |
| Somebody put point one. | |
| Okay, you guys are fucking liars. | |
| Show me your fucking yachts. | |
| You know what? | |
| Send me, if you have, if you're watching this shit and you have a yacht, you're going to send me a message on Instagram at whatever of your yacht. | |
| Send me a photo of your yacht. | |
| With them in the picture. | |
| And also here, a lot of people in California have yachts. | |
| Not 30%. | |
| That's like 0.01%. | |
| I've known a lot of people. | |
| They don't have boats, not yet. | |
| No, no, like, no, no, no, like yachts. | |
| Maybe not as big as that one. | |
| What? | |
| What does poppin pussy mean? | |
| You give it to everyone. | |
| Does that mean you're fucking or does that mean you're twerking? | |
| You can do whatever with it. | |
| I thought you popping your shit. | |
| Because maybe we could react to this Akash. | |
| Yo, Chad, you guys know all this Akash shit? | |
| All this shit with a... | |
| You guys heard about the Akash guy? | |
| Is that with his wife? | |
| So he's married to a woman. | |
| She's horrible. | |
| And they've claimed on podcasts, both of them individually, I think, claimed that they were both virgins. | |
| She wasn't. | |
| And they got married and they Akash, I mean, I'm pretty sure he's not lying about that he was a virgin. | |
| Right. | |
| His wife, however, claims she was a virgin. | |
| I don't think that chick's a virgin. | |
| She talked about her roster on one podcast. | |
| Said she met a guy on Tinder and the next morning her asshole, her butthole hurt. | |
| Now, logically, it's possible that she didn't have intercourse with him. | |
| They'll only do anal and still claim that they're well. | |
| And I mean, I don't know. | |
| He could have stuck a dildo in her butt or whatever, but like fingered her, but not had sex. | |
| That's, I guess. | |
| So logically, it's still possible. | |
| But I'm sorry. | |
| Virgin, I don't think many virgin women are doing like Tinder hookups where they're getting their buttholes fingered. | |
| I knew a guy that was like, I'm a virgin, but I've only done it in the back door. | |
| Like he's only at sex. | |
| He's only had sex with girls. | |
| Is he gay? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, he's a straight guy. | |
| He was like Jewish. | |
| What is him? | |
| No, he's only giving it to girls in the background. | |
| Against his religion, he said to have premarital sex. | |
| So what religion does it have? | |
| Just like it in their butt counts. | |
| That said, because he doesn't want to do premarital sex, he can only do it in the back of the sex. | |
| It sexes. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| It does sex. | |
| That's not my taste. | |
| No, I know, but that's just like. | |
| He's probably a guy who just likes anal, and he tells women, well, because of my religion, I can only fuck you in the ass or something. | |
| That's so retarded. | |
| And what religion is that? | |
| I'd like to. | |
| Well, he was Jewish, and he said that was against his religion. | |
| What's this? | |
| Is this in their soaking? | |
| Is it like the compilation of the family? | |
| Oh, it's off of the Mormons. | |
| Wait, I think I might have posted. | |
| Okay, I can check what you posted. | |
| Yeah, let me find. | |
| You know what? | |
| Just to show everybody, I think I posted. | |
| Let me see if I can find it. | |
| It's a disrespect to her husband. | |
| That's it. | |
| Let me see if I can find it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where is it? | |
| When was this Akash shit going down? | |
| I feel like it was around. | |
| I saw it recently. | |
| Within the last month, I think. | |
| Yeah, I found it. | |
| Nick, I'm going to send it to you. | |
| My wife also had sexual partners. | |
| Oh my God, Felicity, what the fuck? | |
| Where are you going? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This girl with the fucking bladder every 30, 20 minutes. | |
| She's got fucking urinate. | |
| Hey, yeah. | |
| You said that shit. | |
| They could hear you on the mic. | |
| I don't know. | |
| They heard that shit. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Get this girl some diapers or something. | |
| You want to watch it now or wait for it. | |
| No, we can watch it now. | |
| Or hide that. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Make a small. | |
| We'll just watch it. | |
| And then, can you make us smaller just so we're taking up? | |
| Maybe put us on the other side. | |
| Left. | |
| Ooh, left corner. | |
| Try left corner. | |
| That'll work. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Let's play. | |
| Different. | |
| My wife also hadn't had any sexual partners, so that helped us connect a lot more. | |
| Let me ask you this. | |
| I do believe her. | |
| If you've seen her, then it's hard to believe. | |
| I remember, I was just like, what? | |
| But she was like, she was 22. | |
| I was 31. | |
| There was an age gap. | |
| Sometimes I get so painfully nostalgic for college. | |
| I was popping my pussy and living my best life in these white boy frat houses. | |
| I'm actively trying to have an orgy because, and you haven't seen Nav yet, but wait till you fucking see him. | |
| His body goes crazy. | |
| His face card always slays, never declines. | |
| And it's kind of weird because I'm talking about your husband. | |
| You just know that Nav's dick is like at least 10 inches. | |
| Okay, I have two butthole stories. | |
| So one time I met this guy on Tinder and I made the dumb mistake of letting him sleep over, like not really wanting to fucking hook up. | |
| And I like woke up in the morning and like my asshole was a little sore. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| And I remember any. | |
| What kind of porn do you watch when you use a vibrator? | |
| Um, okay, not gonna lie, I don't watch porn while using a vibrator. | |
| What? | |
| I just think my imagination is vibration enough. | |
| What? | |
| I'm gonna think of like my own husband while I'm like doing it. | |
| Wait, that's kind of baller, but I could never do that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so I was you, you and your husband split finances. | |
| And I'm gonna be really fucking off. | |
| I don't. | |
| We don't. | |
| First of all, that's a fucking red flag. | |
| I'm not like, no joke. | |
| I love you girls. | |
| If you want to work, like all for that, whatever. | |
| But like, any man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or isn't being transparent with his accounts or has separate accounts, that's a fucking red flag. | |
| This is not a two-way street. | |
| This is a one-way street. | |
| His money is our money, and my money is my money. | |
| And look, have I only made $600 in content creating? | |
| Why went up for her? | |
| But that's my money. | |
| Okay? | |
| I don't know if you watched the voice. | |
| I love him on the voice. | |
| I never watched that show, but like, he's on my hall pass list. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Chaise Crawford, Jacob Alardi, Austin Butler, and who up. | |
| That is a married woman, by the way. | |
| That married is married to the guy that was originally speaking. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And she goes on podcasts like that and talks like that. | |
| How do you have to talk about that? | |
| So now they're calling him a simp. | |
| Everybody's making fun of him real bad. | |
| I don't know any outcome after that, his response or anything. | |
| I didn't see, but that is humiliating. | |
| I mean, can you imagine? | |
| How is he a simp because he's with her? | |
| Like, he's just like simping so hard that he's married to her. | |
| Because that's his wife. | |
| She's talking about other men wanting to sleep with other men right in front of him on one show. | |
| I don't know why these men, who, by the way, many of them are very successful and their girlfriends' wives don't ever need to work. | |
| Why they like let their women have a public life? | |
| Like, I don't understand that. | |
| Like, like, what? | |
| Cristiano Ronaldo. | |
| Cristiano Ronaldo. | |
| And I don't think there's been any controversies or whatever, as far as I know, with him. | |
| But there's like the Netflix thing. | |
| I'm like, Cristiano, you're fucking hundreds of millions of dollars. | |
| You're one of the most famous soccer players of all time. | |
| Right. | |
| Why the fuck are you doing a reality? | |
| Like, what? | |
| She must have wanted it. | |
| So? | |
| Maybe she was bored. | |
| I don't give a fuck if you're bored. | |
| I'm rich, bitch. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Hell no. | |
| You ain't doing some fucking lame. | |
| What are you looking for, Felicity? | |
| Okay. | |
| Nick, if you can help her, I think there's some over there in the thing. | |
| I'm not Ibuprofen. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| She's got ibuprofen displayed in the middle of the table. | |
| I thought, I mean, it would be smart. | |
| Who else? | |
| Fucking Will Smith. | |
| His wife. | |
| Oh, why this guy can't even. | |
| Will Smith. | |
| Oh. | |
| One of the most successful movie A-list movie star. | |
| Great career. | |
| That was. | |
| And he threw it. | |
| Just his wife's on there talking about I had an entanglement with a fucking, what, a 20-year-old rapper or some bullshit. | |
| My friend's, my son's friend. | |
| The fuck are you doing, lady? | |
| You're fucking ruining this guy. | |
| Lifelong career ruined. | |
| These women, bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Islam gets some certain things right. | |
| Not from her. | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't know. | |
| If you're a fucking a G, you can't have your wife embarrassing you publicly. | |
| Right. | |
| I don't know. | |
| This is why I'm not public. | |
| Like if red tape, what was her red table talks or whatever? | |
| Yeah, the red table top. | |
| The ridiculous shit I have ever listened to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And she would bash him, like publicly. | |
| It's bad. | |
| If I did that to my husband, I would he better throw me quick away because that is awful. | |
| And does anybody look at Will Smith the same after that? | |
| No, I don't. | |
| Oh, he, no. | |
| I mean, it's a massive L. | |
| The slap, too. | |
| It's a massive L. Ever since the slap, I haven't been able to take him seriously. | |
| No, he destroyed his career. | |
| And what I don't understand, though, I don't know. | |
| I don't know if it's like a cheaper to keeper situation, but like this poor guy, I think he's kind of a simp. | |
| He probably loves his wife, whatever. | |
| But it's like, and there's this other clip, this other video, where, you know, Will Smith, well, she was like taking a video alive. | |
| You know what I'm talking about? | |
| And he would like he's an A-list movie celeb. | |
| Yeah, in his own home. | |
| They have to be very careful about PR and what they put out there. | |
| And he was alluding to this thing of like, hey, look, I don't want to be on camera right now. | |
| Don't put me on camera. | |
| Don't put this out. | |
| A little harsher than that. | |
| He was pissed. | |
| No, he was very polite. | |
| But he was like, don't. | |
| He's like, don't put this to me. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But and she was like, I forgot. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Can we find that? | |
| Can we try to find the clip of she made fun of him, I think? | |
| She was like, Will Smith. | |
| She would do that all the time. | |
| Imagine walking into your live on your face when you're like a celebrity. | |
| Live stream. | |
| Don't film me, maybe. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| I think I have it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Fucking. | |
| Hold on. | |
| One sec. | |
| We're going to find it here. | |
| Did you have it, Nick? | |
| Or all right. | |
| Skip ahead because it's like Ray William Johnson. | |
| Fuck that guy, I guess. | |
| But just kidding. | |
| Sorry, sorry. | |
| I'm just trying. | |
| I'm just messing. | |
| I'm just a little banter. | |
| You're fine, Ray William Johnson. | |
| Equals three, whatever the fuck. | |
| Don't show his part, but like scrub it to the right part. | |
| But yeah, man. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Why do these women just want to embarrass their husbands? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Did you have it? | |
| Yep. | |
| Just, I mean, there's not going to be just go video. | |
| Just go video. | |
| There's not going to be a way for you to do outgoing video and just move it to the right spot. | |
| Okay. | |
| You know, Staff Rama's coming to the table. | |
| She's going to be at the red table. | |
| Would you say she has been instrumental in you and not redefining our relationship? | |
| I would say, don't just start filming me without asking me. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| If you could fast. | |
| Stair, come help us again, please. | |
| I'm still dealing with foolishness. | |
| Would you say that she helped us heal the hurts that we caused between one another? | |
| My social media presence is my bread and butter, okay? | |
| So you can't just use me for social media and not, you know, don't just start rolling. | |
| I'm standing in my house. | |
| Don't just start rolling. | |
| Please watch a stair at the red table because she's helped us a lot. | |
| Can't you tell? | |
| All right, I'm not going to comment on okay. | |
| So that's a divorce, bro. | |
| That's a fucking instant. | |
| That's it. | |
| I mean, but he's making this point. | |
| He's like, look, he's got to be careful about what goes out there on social media. | |
| They have to be very, what's the word for it? | |
| They have to be very intentional. | |
| You know, if you're like that on that level, you have to be. | |
| I mean, things I feel like things have maybe changed a little bit when it comes to like traditional media and now, like, but that was back in 2019. | |
| Even back then, people were like major stars were way more intentional about the stuff they were putting out there. | |
| They want to be careful with it. | |
| And she's completely disregarding it. | |
| And she, it's crazy, man. | |
| Wild. | |
| Divorce. | |
| Instant. | |
| Are they still married? | |
| Are they still? | |
| Are they still married together? | |
| I think they're still married, but I don't know if they live together anymore. | |
| But yeah, the Akash thing, they both claim virginity, but like that first story she told about her butthole hurting from a Tinder date. | |
| Just the way she talks in general doesn't scream. | |
| Does anyone think she's a virgin? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think anybody does. | |
| I mean, it's technically possible. | |
| Like there was nothing like, you know, there's nothing like 100% where it was like, yeah, 100% guilty. | |
| But if she's guilty, though. | |
| If she is a virgin and she's just like lying and saying all that stuff, like I feel like that's not much better of a look. | |
| Like that's still like you're just trying to gain a bunch of attention and you're using sex as a means to do it. | |
| I think she lied to him from the jump to he was a pretty up-and-coming comedian. | |
| I think she just lied to him in the beginning. | |
| The whole situation's a major L, though. | |
| You can't have your fucking wife saying this shit on camera. | |
| She's like thirsting over her girlfriend's husband. | |
| Yes. | |
| But yeah, it was in the clip. | |
| That was her. | |
| Thirsting over the girlfriend's husband, saying that she could never like get sexual gratification when she's masturbating simply by visualizing her husband like her friend does. | |
| She has to watch porn. | |
| Fuck, what was the other thing? | |
| She asked them if they could have a three song. | |
| Oh, they want to have three. | |
| She has to think of a third. | |
| This guy needs to fucking divorce her. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like there's no, I'm sorry. | |
| It's there's too much damaging. | |
| I don't know what's the word, but there's too much. | |
| He's absolutely fucking getting cucked. | |
| This poor fucking guy. | |
| And she's going to take him to the cleaners, though, in the divorce, because they've been together for like 10 years or some shit. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Long time. | |
| So he's going to get fucked. | |
| And she doesn't work. | |
| She doesn't make any fucking money. | |
| He's a fairly successful comedian. | |
| So we need fucking either her on the show or Akash. | |
| I got to bring one of them on. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Direndy donated $69. | |
| Even the prairies in Canada are getting over on with the DFW peoples. | |
| But we are still more based than the East Coast or BC, thank God. | |
| We have Carney now, not Trudeau, but it's just puke instead of shit. | |
| Durandals, you're an OG, man. | |
| You're an OG. | |
| I remember your name. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have. | |
| My Dick Small donated $70. | |
| Question for the panel. | |
| If you could change one thing about society to make it better and no one could question it, what would it be? | |
| W panel. | |
| Respect for Footcha 5. | |
| Social media never exist. | |
| It's a good one. | |
| Yep. | |
| We wouldn't be sitting here, though. | |
| Wow, that's fucked up, Pasty. | |
| I was about to call you Pasty George. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I wonder, like, 100 years ago, what we would all be doing. | |
| You would be probably in France. | |
| Still. | |
| You would have never came to the States. | |
| I would be. | |
| That's what I like to think. | |
| No, I'm talking like for work. | |
| She apparently thinks about this a lot. | |
| Or even like... | |
| Yeah, you'd be like some little banker. | |
| 40 years. | |
| I'd be a baker like making baguettes and pastries and like making with like the little white chef hot or like working in like a restaurant like the stoves. | |
| Wait, wait, this is what I remember what I wanted to ask the chat, sort of related to that a little bit. | |
| Chat, just write your age. | |
| Write your age. | |
| Because I was reading something really profound the other day about how people who were like, I mean, who were born in like or who grew up in like the 60s, 70s, 80s, even 90s is people like there was less shit to do. | |
| And I, people were telling me, and maybe chat, you can tell me if this is the case for you in your childhood. | |
| Like before like video games were, you know, video games and social media and all this shit. | |
| Like when you were young, people were relaying these stories of they would spend the whole day like with their friends and like just outside and your parents weren't checking on you and you would go like a mile away from your house and you would skateboard around or bike around or explore shit. | |
| You're old enough for that. | |
| Well, I mean, like I had, I definitely spent a lot of outdoors, I guess, a little bit. | |
| But I mean, I had Nintendo 64 and then PlayStation and I was playing on a shitty PC fucking World of Warcraft in high school. | |
| And I was playing Diablo 2 before that and shit. | |
| But I'm thinking before any of that shit. | |
| How old are you, Brian? | |
| 36. | |
| Yeah, see, I'm 57. | |
| I'm Gen X. | |
| So I, yes, absolutely. | |
| We literally got kicked out of the house. | |
| Our parents were just like, get out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we would go, I'd go all up and down the neighborhood, go play with all my friends, and we'd get hurt. | |
| And it was like, put a band-aid on us, shut up. | |
| Like, it really was like that. | |
| We were the feral generation. | |
| It was fabulous. | |
| Free range. | |
| And honestly, it was wonderful because things weren't so scary and there weren't as many bad people out there. | |
| But it was a wonderful time to grow up. | |
| But you know what's crazy? | |
| And maybe you might feel like if you're a parent, like you have kids, how old are your kids? | |
| 28 and 30. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, I mean, it's been a while since they've been like, you know, on the younger side. | |
| But my impression now is when it comes to kids, it's like people will look at you sideways if your kid even gets away from you for like a minute. | |
| Like, oh, they're on the opposite side of the store. | |
| Whoa, you're a bad parent. | |
| But I feel like, I don't know, back in the day, kids were just fucking free range. | |
| And they, you know, there wasn't cell phones. | |
| You couldn't get an update. | |
| They were just out with their friends all day. | |
| It was actually wonderful. | |
| There was just times I wish I could just chuck that little plastic piece of shit away. | |
| And it's awful because we depend on it for everything now. | |
| And I miss the days of actually being able to go, fuck you, Katrina. | |
| Like, you can't do any of that anymore. | |
| And there's just a lot that I feel very blessed that I grew up actually in the 80s were absolutely phenomenal. | |
| And especially in California, before California went to do doo. | |
| It was a wonderful time to grow up in California. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it was fascinating. | |
| It was peak. | |
| It was. | |
| Wait, so you were awesome. | |
| Wait, what year was it when you were 20? | |
| Well, I graduated in 86. | |
| From high school. | |
| From high school. | |
| Okay, so you like 86. | |
| I feel like the 90s was pretty peak. | |
| Was like late 80s, early 90s. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was fabulous. | |
| It was great. | |
| I believe it. | |
| I believe it. | |
| It was really great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Board games. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Like that's all we did was play board games. | |
| And I was around when the first Atari came out because we had one. | |
| I remember that. | |
| Nice. | |
| I'm going to let some more of the chats come through. | |
| But let's see. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Chris Sieka donated $69. | |
| Six one, you swear allegiance. | |
| So if Brian's hypothetical happened, you would be loyal. | |
| You lied. | |
| Care to marry me or something. | |
| Six five, how do you feel about Bruce Jenna saying he's a man? | |
| Do you accept the marriage proposal? | |
| No, I don't want to get married right now. | |
| Oh, we also need to fix what happened way earlier. | |
| I think she just took the chair thing off. | |
| No, there's a clip that goes right here. | |
| Nick, or here, maybe you can use the mic clips are here over there. | |
| Do you see them on the ground? | |
| Yeah, here, Felicity, you see them. | |
| You can just let Felicity get them. | |
| The thing? | |
| I mean, I don't see anything wrong with it. | |
| That's what her biology is. | |
| And if she feels comfortable acknowledging that, then more power to her. | |
| More respect for me to her. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| Alberto is looking to be taking the first steps to secede from the Canadian federal government, and Carney keeps pushing their buttons. | |
| I wouldn't be surprised if they secede in a year or so. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Interesting. | |
| I like Alberta. | |
| That's kind of like they've been saying how they're going to split California for years, too, and that's never going to be a good idea. | |
| I'm going to go to Canada. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I'm going to save you. | |
| I knew from the start that his so-called virgin wife was a 304 and was just using him. | |
| All of the red flags present and on fire, and he just ignored them. | |
| Oh, if you guys have been seeing the clips, like there's like compilations of her dodging his kiss, his kisses. | |
| Like he'll go in for a kiss, and she ducks it. | |
| And it's on camera. | |
| It's like, that's crazy. | |
| And look, I like Akash, you know, he's like a comedian. | |
| He's got money. | |
| He's successful. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Go find yourself another lady. | |
| And no kids. | |
| They don't have fucking kids. | |
| They've been married for 10 years. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Do you think? | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Barrio Wisdom donated $69. | |
| Chair 1 WTF. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| You should be a proud American citizen. | |
| Spoiled. | |
| I had to join the Marines to get my Mexican mom's citizenship, and she's been here for 30 years. | |
| These Colombians are spoiled. | |
| You want to respond? | |
| Well, you can call me. | |
| You can't call me a spoil if you don't know what I've been through. | |
| That's right. | |
| She fucking went through the jungles of Peru and then she went through fucking Panama. | |
| She went through fucking Panama and that part where the Panama Canal. | |
| No, but what's the name of like there's a region that's really treacherous in Central America? | |
| It's called Amazon? | |
| Work Brain. | |
| Work Brain. | |
| It's called. | |
| Don't tell me. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Let me see if I can manifest that shit. | |
| Starts with the Durian Gap. | |
| Yes, there you go. | |
| The Durian Gap. | |
| This Columbiana went through the fucking Durian gap, nearly died of fucking, I don't know, fucking some bot flies. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Some what? | |
| Bot flies. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| She nearly fucking died. | |
| Then she had to go through Mexico. | |
| She went through fucking Salamanca. | |
| She went through fucking all these places in Mexico and then she got here. | |
| She also fought five bears along the way. | |
| Yes. | |
| And Saber Tooth Tigers. | |
| Many men, but five bears exactly. | |
| I can't believe Durian Gap. | |
| I can't believe I fucking remembered that. | |
| Durian? | |
| In all seriousness. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Finally underscored if underscore it donated $69. | |
| Listening to your podcast made me realize how bad my relationship with my BPD fiancé was. | |
| I left her today after nine years of emotional abuse. | |
| Loving the wrong person will love your mind up. | |
| I love that his name says finally did it too. | |
| Like, yes, so proud of you, homie. | |
| So, so proud of you. | |
| I gotta, hold on. | |
| Yo, guys, W's in the chat for finally talking. | |
| Good. | |
| Fucking, hell yeah, man. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Nine years. | |
| This guy was with her nine. | |
| She took nine years of your fucking life. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Wasn't fucking Obama president? | |
| Was Obama president when y'all started dating? | |
| BPD? | |
| That's a can't deal with a BPD girl, man. | |
| She got BPD. | |
| She gotta get the fuck out. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I was trying to think of something clever to say, but. | |
| Hilarious. | |
| Do you have PPD? | |
| Probably. | |
| Something wrong with me. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| What is wrong with poor Felicity? | |
| Guys, something is wrong. | |
| We gotta get her a diagnosis or some shit. | |
| Do you have BPD? | |
| I have Ocision. | |
| Definitely not the same thing. | |
| Yeah, clearly. | |
| I'm a warrior. | |
| Jurendi donated $69. | |
| Brian, we're the last generation to remember a pre-internet era. | |
| That changed a lot. | |
| I'm only a year on you. | |
| It's wild to see how rapidly things have changed. | |
| A big part was the feminization of men. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| You know, I got on the internet early, though, is the thing. | |
| Like, cause, cause I was on the internet in the like mid to late nineties. | |
| Like, so I, you know, I was like, okay. | |
| MySpace was not the nineties, but that was like 2006 or whatever. | |
| What was in the 90s? | |
| You had AOL Instant Messenger. | |
| You had email and you had like Netscape, you know, Netscape. | |
| Very like early, early internet, fucking GeoCities. | |
| You didn't have social media. | |
| And it was all text. | |
| There was no pictures or anything in the beginning. | |
| There was some pit. | |
| Well, some pictures. | |
| You had those giant like iMac computer, like the ones with the color. | |
| So, but very early internet, not like the monstrosity that it is now. | |
| But, but even then, you know, still very much encouraged to go out. | |
| But yeah, I was early on. | |
| I was super early on. | |
| And there was like Dragon Ball Z fan sites and shit. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Let's play this one. | |
| Brew crew underscore 54 donated $69. | |
| If you and your wife both make good money, close to the same amount, do you expect her to bow to you? | |
| Also, for chair five, do you think trans is trending because of social media or something else? | |
| So yeah, I guess I'll answer the first part. | |
| Yeah, so if we make the same money, yep. | |
| Even if she makes more money than me, she's got to do that shit. | |
| Like if I'm dating, not that she would ever be fucking into me or whatever, but if I was like dating, oh my god, this never mind, never mind. | |
| I'm not going to say it, but I don't know. | |
| If I was dating a woman with a private jet, her private jet now belongs to me. | |
| That's my private. | |
| It's her jet, but it's my jet. | |
| Oh, gold digger. | |
| Hey, if you're married, wait, what's that stupid thing that lady said? | |
| My jet is my jet, but her jet is my jet. | |
| It's my jet. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's mine. | |
| I don't own the jet, but her jet is my jet. | |
| Yep. | |
| Something like that. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| Share three is Gen X like me, and when I was a kid, I rode everywhere in my hometown with my friends on our bikes. | |
| We used rotary phones to call each other. | |
| The mall was the main hangout. | |
| Great times. | |
| Yep, absolutely. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Goodness. | |
| Casty, I knew we were homies. | |
| I knew it. | |
| Yep. | |
| You guys are homies. | |
| Maybe you guys met. | |
| Maybe so. | |
| Yeah, do you know how to do it? | |
| Come to North Carolina. | |
| Come visit. | |
| I guess we can get into the Crash Out Kylie update here. | |
| Actually, hold on. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Before we do that, let me just do this one. | |
| Ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to ten. | |
| You can't pick seven. | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Eight. | |
| Eight. | |
| Six. | |
| Oh, scoot to the table a bit. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Six point five. | |
| Like a one or two. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I give myself a five. | |
| Not fair. | |
| Not accurate. | |
| All right. | |
| Have you? | |
| By the way, have you guys seen the actually? | |
| Like some of the looks maxer stuff. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| Well, I guess I'm kind of. | |
| I think we're going to have a looks maxer come on the show pretty soon. | |
| Oh gosh. | |
| The looks maxer. | |
| What is that? | |
| A looks maxer. | |
| They like do everything they can to make their looks. | |
| Your Maxilla is a bit recessed. | |
| Oh, I like that. | |
| You're definitely going to be here for that. | |
| I think I know you're going to be a little bit more. | |
| Actually, we're going to IRL strike. | |
| I saw that, but I didn't do it. | |
| You're definitely going to be there. | |
| And look, you know, your mid-face ratio is a bit off. | |
| And, you know, what's some of the your zygomatic process is a bit. | |
| Oh, so it's like they look at every little thing chronically online. | |
| You're chronically online, Felicity. | |
| Not you, those people. | |
| I know. | |
| But you too. | |
| I'm definitely not chronically online. | |
| You're chronically online. | |
| Actually, here, let me see if there's any things I can look up. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| The ratings weren't like super intense or whatever, but we have like eight, two, two eights at the table. | |
| So there is that, I guess. | |
| Is that bad? | |
| Is it bad? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like, do you think it should have been higher or you think it should have been lower? | |
| I would have given myself like a seven. | |
| I'm not going to buy it. | |
| Like, you said no seven. | |
| So I was like, okay. | |
| Yeah, I was going to give myself a seven. | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| Like, I feel like top pretty is like I'm saying like prime Adriana Lima. | |
| I'm saying like Madison Beer. | |
| I'm saying Taunta's who are something like that. | |
| No. | |
| I don't think Madison Beer's pretty. | |
| I think she's very weird looking. | |
| Really? | |
| She looks like an alien. | |
| Megan Fawkes. | |
| You know, like I'm not, I'm not putting myself in like their category, but like I also wouldn't put myself like super low. | |
| So I feel like seven, seven and a half. | |
| Like, I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes, the right look, you could be very striking. | |
| My husband, he said, we talked about this question because he listens to it all when I'm listening to it. | |
| And he said, well, it's kind of not fair because you're so much older. | |
| He said, I would say for your age, same, an eight. | |
| But then I, because I first said, well, I feel like compared to these young women that are on the podcast, I would be more of a six. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Well, I guess there's like I do think there's a component where you can do like for my age and then there would be like sort of a total like in the it's. | |
| I think it does kind of become a bit hard if we're like talking about like wide gaps in age range because like, realistically speaking, like let's say, you're single right you're, you're in your 50s, like men in their 50s like really don't have a shot with, like women in their 20s, like they just I mean, there's maybe a couple handful exceptional guys. | |
| Yeah, he's got to be like super good looking, super rich or abstatus or whatever, but like so then it comes into this other territory. | |
| It's like, well then, perhaps like a different scale exists, I guess. | |
| But um guys TTS $69 $69 TTS, like the video let me see if I have anything on the ratings here. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Would you date like an average looking guy? | |
| For for either of you, me how would you describe an average looking guy? | |
| I mean just, whatever your sense of. | |
| So, by the way, five is average, like five, like feet, and no no, like a rating of five. | |
| That's average oh, okay. | |
| And, by the way, like average it doesn't mean you're like ugly or anything, it just means you're just average, like a mid dude, I sure I guess. | |
| Yeah, all right. | |
| And you're asking me if I'll date a mid dude. | |
| Yeah, would you date a mid dude? | |
| Would the mid dude be tall? | |
| He would be mid height, so I average, taller than me, or no, he'd be five nine five, ten. | |
| How tall are you? | |
| All right, I can settle with that. | |
| I've dated five nine five ten okay um, would the mid dude fit my like, like personality wise, like things I want? | |
| Um yes yes, so he's like, let's say, like sporty. | |
| He's fit. | |
| Sure, all right, I got sure, whatever. | |
| Then maybe I would date the mid dude. | |
| Yeah, I'll move it on from this going around the table. | |
| Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years time? | |
| Better looking if I take care of myself, eat healthy, work out, if I take care of myself, eat healthy, work out and just take care of my health overall, probably okay. | |
| So at 39 you'll be better looking than you are now. | |
| No, just are you not taking care of your health? | |
| Are you not eating? | |
| Yeah yeah yeah, you are or yeah, you're not? | |
| Yeah, I am taking care of myself, but okay. | |
| So what are you gonna change in the next? | |
| Not just keep doing the same and so okay, you're gonna keep doing what you're doing. | |
| Continue eating healthy, continue taking care of your health, and you'll be better looking in 10 years. | |
| Well, we'll look older, but I guess not better. | |
| Okay, do you think you'll like, in terms of your attractiveness, I guess, what we're getting out here. | |
| Do you think you'll be more attractive in 10 years to men? | |
| To men, I don't know. | |
| Yes, what about 20 years at 49? | |
| Probably not, not better. | |
| Okay, what about you 22? | |
| Better at 32? | |
| Me In 10 years, if I'll look better than I am now, yep, Probably not. | |
| Okay, 57 better looking at 67? | |
| I'm probably gonna go for no. | |
| And then were you better looking at 47 or better looking now? | |
| No, I'm better now. | |
| I've lost almost 60 pounds in the last five years. | |
| 37 better looking for you? | |
| 37 better looking than now? | |
| No, I think I'm better right now than I was in my 30s, to be honest with you. | |
| Okay, what about 27? | |
| Better at 27? | |
| Yeah, probably better at 27. | |
| And how about 18? | |
| Yeah, probably better at 18. | |
| You're 41, better looking at 51? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| Okay, better looking at, or were you better looking at 31? | |
| I think so, actually. | |
| Better looking at 21? | |
| No, better looking at 21. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're 20. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Hold on. | |
| 29. | |
| Yes. | |
| 29, better looking at 39? | |
| Probably not, no. | |
| And better looking at 19? | |
| Probably not. | |
| No. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| We have put all of you through AI. | |
| Do we have that? | |
| Okay. | |
| We've put all of you through AI. | |
| So we're going to do that. | |
| You didn't know what to do. | |
| No, we're just putting the gun. | |
| Does it mean it's a dude? | |
| Dear Andy donated $69. | |
| A five is average. | |
| This isn't grades in school where getting below a B is bad. | |
| I think that skews people's views of the out of 10 rating. | |
| A 10 is stunningly beautiful. | |
| A 5 is just your average person. | |
| Yep. | |
| Very good. | |
| Thank you, Durin dolls. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right, let's just jump into that part. | |
| We'll do the girl who left, by the way. | |
| You can keep it. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Do you have it? | |
| Wow. | |
| All right. | |
| The stoic girl here has zero fucking reaction. | |
| All right. | |
| There you go. | |
| That's how you're going to look when you're old. | |
| You kind of look like a dude. | |
| No offense. | |
| You kind of look like a dude. | |
| No, this girl gives no reaction. | |
| She's just, she's got a good poker face. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| Well, not bad, I guess. | |
| She looks good. | |
| Who's she's going to yell at me in the grocery store? | |
| I'm so scared right now. | |
| She looks like my friend's mom. | |
| You can't put that there. | |
| Take that back where you got it from. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You know, she reminded me of like a little chihuahua. | |
| Okay. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, these aren't accurate. | |
| You look like a sweet old lady. | |
| I was like a Baba Yaga, but I saw right. | |
| They aged the crown, too. | |
| Yeah, you guys aged my crown. | |
| Like, come on, that thing, this doesn't mean that. | |
| That's actually, it's stayed in pretty good shape over the course of. | |
| I didn't even know they had Burger Kings in Canada. | |
| I'm a proper Polish babcha. | |
| And they do have in Canada. | |
| Oh, I really? | |
| Oh, gee. | |
| Oh, Lord. | |
| God, no. | |
| That's horrible. | |
| The future is so bright. | |
| You know what's crazy is the middle one looks just like my mom when she before she passed. | |
| Like, took some milk. | |
| Fuck. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That was wild. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, you guys. | |
| I look really good. | |
| You look great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Especially that middle picture. | |
| I think so. | |
| Oh, you guys are amazing. | |
| Next. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh. | |
| I know. | |
| We're going to go home, dude. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| That's okay, friend. | |
| I'm in nightmares now from that. | |
| All right, no, get it off the screen. | |
| No, don't put it back on. | |
| Next. | |
| Everybody looks so pretty though. | |
| Wow, that was not one of the more general. | |
| Actually, Felicity, last week, I think one of these was really generous towards you, but you weren't a cat. | |
| Mary texted me about that, and I watched it back, and it was not that generous. | |
| I thought it was pretty generous, but you know, whatever. | |
| Next. | |
| They made me look like kind of Asian. | |
| Of course. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh. | |
| See, you guys just get cuter when they get older. | |
| It's so long. | |
| I'm like my partner's grandfather in that last picture. | |
| Who are you fucking Santa Claus over here? | |
| All right. | |
| Then we made you all into men. | |
| Well, I mean, I don't know what we're going to do with you, but we have the detatoed version of the girl. | |
| Oh, that's interesting. | |
| But she's not even showing any of her tattoos. | |
| You should see. | |
| She's fucking blasted. | |
| Blasted, son. | |
| I was expecting a tank top. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| How do you feel about that? | |
| I don't like that. | |
| You don't like it? | |
| Do you remember that AI influencer little Michaela? | |
| Yeah. | |
| She was like, yeah, you know, you kind of look like her. | |
| Like, you look like AI. | |
| You're so symmetrical. | |
| It's a compliment. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Apparently, it's a compliment, according to Felicity. | |
| It is a compliment. | |
| I'm saying she's symmetrical. | |
| Any regrets? | |
| No. | |
| I love my father's. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| All right, next. | |
| You gotta tell them what they do. | |
| The gender? | |
| We're swapping the gender? | |
| Would you date the male version of you? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Would you date the male version of you? | |
| Oh, I'm curious. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wow. | |
| Attractive. | |
| Would you date him? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Wow. | |
| You guys look great. | |
| Not too bad. | |
| Nah, I don't know. | |
| Was she Washington? | |
| I'm pretty sure she was Wasian, right? | |
| Who knows? | |
| Did she communicate with you at all, Nick, by the way? | |
| Or no? | |
| Watch it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| Honestly, though, for that girl, I feel like, you know, this probably like she has a good bass, you know. | |
| Sure. | |
| She's got a good bones. | |
| A little good bass. | |
| Like, if me and her joined Weight Watchers, we could definitely like look smax. | |
| Like, she's got good. | |
| Who taught you about looks maxing? | |
| Who told you about that? | |
| I've known. | |
| I do look smaxing. | |
| Who told you about that? | |
| I went from a one to a five. | |
| One of the little Gen Z. I've known. | |
| I've known about this looks maxing shit for a long time. | |
| Are you a Lux Maxer? | |
| Clearly not. | |
| I'm fat as fuck. | |
| I need to lose some weight. | |
| But if me and her lost some weight, we'd be fucking really fat. | |
| I mean, she's wearing kind of a baggy thing or whatever, but she's a little. | |
| I mean, she's hot. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Did I just say that? | |
| You just said she was hot? | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's a good-looking girl. | |
| She's a pretty girl. | |
| Wow, let's bring her back. | |
| Bro, I was asking her about some crazy shit. | |
| She ain't. | |
| She should have saw young Brian. | |
| You know what? | |
| We should have showed her young Brian. | |
| We should show everyone Young Brian right now. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think any of the girls at the table give a fuck about can we do it the young version? | |
| I'm curious. | |
| Here, Nick, let's do the gender swap. | |
| Okay. | |
| I would go. | |
| It's like. Great. | |
| All right. | |
| Would you date the male version of you? | |
| No? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next, would you, what the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| Looks like a peanut. | |
| He's got like a veil on. | |
| I look Spanish or something. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Would you date the male version of you? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| It looks like Jake rattlesnake. | |
| Why do I look like I'm from Dragostan? | |
| I look like a Dragostan fighter. | |
| Oh yeah, I would date that sexy man with that verdict. | |
| Yo, chat, doesn't that look like Jake? | |
| It looks like me. | |
| It looks like my male version. | |
| You guys should have just... | |
| Wow. | |
| You should have just not changed anything. | |
| That would be a lot of fun. | |
| Okay, yeah, the furthest, right? | |
| That looks nothing like me before, but I mean, you could have just, I could have just sent the podcast like a couple. | |
| I guess, yeah, that is true. | |
| I was thinking about that a couple weeks ago. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Wait, go back. | |
| That's a bad one, Felicity, unfortunately. | |
| Ew. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| My eyes in the red legs are like half light. | |
| Yeah, you look not the best in the first one. | |
| You guys, don't be mean. | |
| Take a good picture next time. | |
| I'm guessing that's in the hill. | |
| No. | |
| Next. | |
| He looks deformed. | |
| Yep, I would date her. | |
| What a fucking date. | |
| Such a babe. | |
| Of course I would date her. | |
| Do we have any bisexual women left at the table? | |
| Have you ever dated a woman? | |
| Had sex with a woman? | |
| Punched a woman? | |
| Stabbed a woman? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Shanked a woman. | |
| What was the Spanish for it? | |
| Sega. | |
| Did you know how to cook? | |
| Yeah. | |
| This girl's so stoic. | |
| She's just. | |
| You've seen some shit, huh? | |
| In the Durian, Darian gap or whatever, when she was fucking crossing the Amazon forest, you had to like kill some pigs and shit, didn't you? | |
| Some fucking wild boar. | |
| You had to. | |
| But like, it wasn't just like, you had to, like, fucking slice that shit, fucking cut his throat, and you fucking cooked that pig, didn't you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, you saw some shit during the war. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You were in the shit. | |
| Do you fuck with the war? | |
| Why are you rolling up your sleeves? | |
| I've been doing that the whole time. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I thought you were going to show us the marks for every person she's killed. | |
| Have you ever, but do you fuck with the war though? | |
| With the board? | |
| War. | |
| Do you fuck with the war? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Do you fuck with the war? | |
| What does that mean in English? | |
| Like, have you seen the shit? | |
| Have you been in the shit? | |
| On stuff. | |
| Have you been in the shit? | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| Bosnia, son. | |
| No. | |
| Have you been in? | |
| Bosnia. | |
| That's what he's asking. | |
| No. | |
| Have you been in the shit? | |
| No. | |
| Have you seen the shit? | |
| What is he asking? | |
| He's asking if you have experienced war. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| No. | |
| Translator. | |
| Or are you asking me? | |
| Have you ever, can I ask you this? | |
| In Bogota, Colombia, have you ever drugged an American tourist and stolen his money? | |
| No. | |
| I've seen some shit, yeah. | |
| You've seen some shit. | |
| You know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| different countries different stuff have you ever have you ever are you watching What is he? | |
| What are you coming up with? | |
| Why are you laughing? | |
| I just got this crazy intuition about this girl. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| What intuition is here? | |
| I feel like it's inappropriate. | |
| It's like really inappropriate. | |
| I'm not going to bring that. | |
| But it's not a bad thing, but awkward. | |
| Okay, good talk. | |
| Does Colombia and Peru, do they like each other? | |
| Colombia and Peru? | |
| Do you guys like each other? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about Chile? | |
| Do you fuck with Chile? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You fuck with Chile? | |
| Chile? | |
| Chile. | |
| Chile? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who does Colombia not like? | |
| Is it Venezuela? | |
| Who do you not like? | |
| No. | |
| We actually like Venezuelans a lot, especially because of their situation. | |
| We actually like Venezuelans, especially because of their situation and how their country has been the past years. | |
| El Salvador? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who do you not like? | |
| No one. | |
| I thought the Colombians got beef with some people. | |
| No. | |
| They got beef? | |
| No. | |
| Who do you have? | |
| You got some beef? | |
| Probably with our government. | |
| Yeah, that checks out. | |
| Okay. | |
| We have more chats coming through here. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| Chair one, in my honest opinion, the eye pick showing her face without the tattoos, she is a six, which is above average. | |
| Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of makeup at the table currently, and I feel like maybe we should do a makeup removal. | |
| Like, who's here is down to take off their makeup? | |
| Who was the one who had like an issue with the makeup? | |
| Because you got it professionally done. | |
| You said it looked bad. | |
| I think it looks fine on. | |
| Well, they did studio makeup, and it was just really heavy. | |
| It's a lot. | |
| It was kind of settling into my fine lines a little bit. | |
| But that won't really be visible on camera, to be honest. | |
| I think it's fine. | |
| Yeah, I'm grateful for that. | |
| Who's down to take their makeup off later? | |
| You'll do it. | |
| She'll do it. | |
| Why are you asking me all the questions? | |
| No, everybody can take their makeup off. | |
| You'll take your makeup off? | |
| No, you're not. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| I refuse. | |
| Yeah, I'm still a man underneath this makeup. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, the makeup stays on. | |
| Thank you. | |
| When a man loves a woman. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| Christopher donated $69. | |
| Sage 2. | |
| If the man you were with said he wanted to wear the crown and that you couldn't wear the crown anymore, would you do it? | |
| To all? | |
| If he asked you to not smile at anyone but him, would you do it? | |
| If the man you were with said he wanted you to wear the crown and that you could he wanted to wear the crown and that I couldn't wear anymore, would I do it? | |
| No, it's my crown. | |
| I'm wearing it forever. | |
| And then that's a troll response. | |
| I'm still, I'm gonna give him my response. | |
| Wait, oh, I was asking her earlier about how like she's waiting until marriage, like to have sex. | |
| Are you waiting until marriage or have you done the deed? | |
| No undisclosed. | |
| Sounds like a yes. | |
| It's okay. | |
| You know, carnal knowledge. | |
| We all do it. | |
| Question, this is, maybe this is inappropriate. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What you said you wouldn't take the crown off ever, though? | |
| No, it's mine for life. | |
| But what if the guy was like kind of into it in a fetish way? | |
| He's like, he wants you to wear it like during sex. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm so down. | |
| Okay, that's right. | |
| You wouldn't be like, I don't know. | |
| No, if that guy wanted to do the thing with the burger king crown on a little bit. | |
| I was getting old. | |
| I feel like I would be concerned. | |
| I'm like, what is it? | |
| Are you going to start calling me the king now? | |
| I would just call a girl's bluff. | |
| If she's like, I like to wear a burger crown king. | |
| I won't let you know. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| Because when we're fucking, you got it. | |
| You can't take that shit off. | |
| But I will let you know if I ever do that. | |
| Like, you got to keep that shit on. | |
| Do you wear it during the shower? | |
| I do. | |
| There's videos of me showering with it on. | |
| I wear it on every flight, every shower. | |
| I sleep. | |
| I have slept with it on accidentally a couple times. | |
| So this is with the same crown. | |
| Not like you don't have multiples that you're swapping out. | |
| I have 200 in my closet. | |
| I'm so tempted to play the airplane video of the guy. | |
| But like, we can't do it. | |
| But it's so fucking funny. | |
| Stop. | |
| But it's also, do you know what I'm talking about? | |
| Yes, I know what you're talking about. | |
| What is it? | |
| He does say some racial slurs. | |
| He had some breakdown in an airplane and he said some really obscene racial slurs. | |
| It was parched. | |
| Did he have a crown on? | |
| Is that what he said? | |
| Yeah, I was like, why? | |
| He was wearing a Burger King crown. | |
| He said the hard R a bunch of times. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Okay, so what did we do? | |
| We did the gender shit. | |
| We did the Kylie. | |
| Yeah, we'll do Kylie in a bit, but BBL. | |
| Do you have one? | |
| You have one. | |
| I think you have one. | |
| I think that's why you wrote it down. | |
| No, because we were talking about the plastic surgery earlier. | |
| He does. | |
| You could get a BBL. | |
| Actually, what do you think? | |
| BBL. | |
| That's so rude. | |
| So, anyways, wait, where were you? | |
| Oh, something I think you guys will disagree with me on. | |
| So me personally, you know, I think chivalry is like kind of lame or whatever. | |
| Like, I'm not opposed to it, but I feel like, honestly, I don't know if women, modern women, are really deserving of chivalry. | |
| So I feel like, you know, women should pay for dates, like for their own shit. | |
| Yes, princess. | |
| Women should pay for dates. | |
| I also think that when it comes to like being a protector, men being protectors, I think, you know, a lot of women will say, oh, the man should be willing to like die for me. | |
| He should take the bullet, you know, like if like our friend here pulled out a fucking piece and started fucking blasting Felicity, not with tattoos, but with a pew-pew. | |
| Like some people might be like, oh, Brian, if you were married to Felicity, you should be like, oh my God, no, Felicity. | |
| And like block the shit. | |
| Like block it. | |
| Like if she pulled out a gat and started, you know, fucking blasting and shit. | |
| You want by a woman. | |
| So you wouldn't protect her. | |
| You know what? | |
| You need a crown because you're a princess. | |
| You're right. | |
| I do. | |
| Such a princess. | |
| I need like a twinkle sparkle. | |
| You're like a little baby girl. | |
| Get your little TR. | |
| Oh, it's just I need to fix that. | |
| That's way too low. | |
| That's on me, though. | |
| I gotta fix that shit. | |
| Oh, remind me to press this. | |
| Okay, hold on. | |
| So I think the woman should take the bullet for me. | |
| How do you feel about that? | |
| Tell me how you feel. | |
| And would you get impregnated by a guy who felt that way? | |
| Not me. | |
| Because I've said some very rude things to you tonight. | |
| But I'm saying if that was a guy, would you not date a guy who wouldn't be willing to take a bullet? | |
| No. | |
| Wait, no. | |
| I wouldn't date a guy that would not take a bullet for me. | |
| Would you? | |
| But I will probably do the same for you. | |
| You would derive the person, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| My dad sets a perfect example for men in my life, so I would not date a man that would not take a bullet. | |
| Not take a bullet, okay? | |
| Same. | |
| But I would do the same for my husband. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Same. | |
| I would take a bullet from him. | |
| I mean, I don't know what he said. | |
| Call me crazy. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| But like, I think my partner should preserve his life over trying to take a bullet for me. | |
| Wow, that's kind of a W. | |
| I just, I don't know. | |
| I think that's like shooting. | |
| I shouldn't expect somebody to take their life for me or for my safety. | |
| Wow. | |
| That's really profound. | |
| I wish more women thought like you did. | |
| But unfortunately, they don't. | |
| And that's fucked up. | |
| But anyways, look, I'm just saying a little point. | |
| I'm just saying, why do I got to kill? | |
| Why do I got to risk my life? | |
| Like, women aren't virgins anymore. | |
| Women ain't virgins. | |
| I got to die and you're not a virgin. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Or at least a virgin when we met. | |
| Okay, that's a little wild. | |
| You're not a woman. | |
| So if you're married, you just dive the fuck out of the way and let your wife get. | |
| If I was married to Felicity, I would grab her and like use her as a shield, like a meat shield. | |
| And you think you're going to get a woman now? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| They love this. | |
| I am. | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm high maintenance. | |
| Women need to whine and dime me. | |
| I need to be pampered by a woman. | |
| Brian, when you find a soulmate, you will want to. | |
| I just think it's a lot. | |
| I think he's ragebaiting a little bit. | |
| Look, I'm just saying. | |
| I would. | |
| If I make an assessment that I can protect this woman, like I would protect a woman, but if I'm like, one of us has to die, she can go. | |
| Wow. | |
| She can get, she can, she can. | |
| And you could, okay, first of all, I think you're rage baiting, but. | |
| It's true. | |
| Okay. | |
| But okay, well, I think you would. | |
| Because how would you live with yourself? | |
| If what? | |
| Like, that would be awesome. | |
| I would still be alive. | |
| No. | |
| Versus dead. | |
| I don't want to be dead. | |
| I'd rather. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'd rather be depressed than dead. | |
| I could be depressed than I was. | |
| I just think there's so many things you can do before letting it resort to either of you getting hurt. | |
| Like, you can't you. | |
| Why does, why do, why does he have to jump in front of her to protect her? | |
| Why can't he just push her out of the way and then nobody gets shot? | |
| Sorry. | |
| Would you push her out of the way? | |
| Brian, would you push her out of the way to save her? | |
| No, if it meant you were at no risk of getting shot, would you push Felicity out of the way to save her? | |
| Brian would run away and hide. | |
| Good coward. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Yes. | |
| Just like fucking linebacker talking. | |
| I would take steps. | |
| Like, I would protect her. | |
| I protect, you know, I'd protect to a point. | |
| Right. | |
| You shouldn't be sacrificing. | |
| If it's like, I'm going to die, though, nah, I'm good. | |
| Brian would, like, run away and squeal. | |
| Like a little girl. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You would run away. | |
| You would roar like a man with your deep voice. | |
| Your little voice you put on right now. | |
| I know you, I know you little deeper. | |
| Yeah, I would definitely protect my husband. | |
| Anyways. | |
| I mean, I protect, I'm your bodyguard. | |
| I'm just, should men be willing to sacrifice their life? | |
| I feel like that's the ultimate chivalry. | |
| You're willing to die for your woman, for your wife, for your girlfriend. | |
| I think maybe if she's a virgin, then we can have a condo. | |
| If she's a virgin, then we can have a discussion about it. | |
| And maybe I can be, you know, maybe. | |
| How would that discussion go? | |
| I'd be like, you know, she can ask for it, and then I'd think about it. | |
| And the answer would still be no. | |
| You know, I want to think about that, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| We can have a discussion. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So what do you guys think about that? | |
| I think they told you. | |
| Look, I'm just saying, why do men... | |
| That's funny. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Not a line, David. | |
| It's actually true. | |
| It's actually true. | |
| I feel like you have like the opposite of when somebody thinks they're skinnier than you are. | |
| Like, you think you're bigger than you are. | |
| You're not that large, Brian. | |
| Like, I'm willing to bet that my whatever hoodie that I have over there is a bigger size than the one that you're wearing right now. | |
| Well, I acknowledge that there's people that are fatter than me, but I'm still a bit fat. | |
| I'm still a bit chubby. | |
| Wow. | |
| No, that wasn't a shot at you. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | |
| I don't think it was anyway. | |
| I'm just saying, like, I got to lose some weight. | |
| I could lose like 30. | |
| But you're also not morbidly obese. | |
| You're not morbidly obese. | |
| You're not big in the sense where it's like disgusting to look at. | |
| Well, I'm just saying that's up for impartial. | |
| I'm saying. | |
| I've had some people DM me, say, Brian, I can't even look at you. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Can you guys not look at me right now? | |
| I don't know how much of a role. | |
| Do you have a skinny picture or something? | |
| Well, I used to be trim. | |
| Show up. | |
| I used to be trim, you know. | |
| Show me. | |
| Do we have it? | |
| Do we have, oh my God, who cares? | |
| Sure. | |
| She's got a goon. | |
| Scroll down, show the fucking skin. | |
| Wow, you look so happy. | |
| I know. | |
| And then I met you. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I met you. | |
| And then the shit. | |
| Young Brian. | |
| Aw. | |
| Young Brian. | |
| Aww. | |
| This is like, what, like, what, 22, 23, something like that? | |
| 22, 23. | |
| I kind of like you without the beard. | |
| And I'm a beard. | |
| I'm just kind of a goatee and it's my favorite thing in the whole world. | |
| I think you look good. | |
| I think you look better now. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, there it is. | |
| Young Brian. | |
| To be honest. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm just saying, women, I don't feel like y'all are holding up your end of the deal on some of this shit. | |
| You know, it's like, let's hold men to this traditional standard, but women get to be modern. | |
| Women get to sleep around and not be virgins and not be submissive and not be feminine and nag and blah and be shrews and all this stuff. | |
| And I got to be the knight in shining armor. | |
| I got to be all the virtuous traits. | |
| But what are we, and I think it's good to be those things. | |
| It's good to be virtuous. | |
| But what are women doing to deserve that? | |
| Well, I completely agree with you that it has gotten completely skewed because, well, I'm coming from a Christian perspective. | |
| I very much believe that the man has responsibilities and the woman has responsibilities. | |
| And when you do that right, it was perfect marriage. | |
| But with what you have normally on the podcast, you are absolutely 100,000 million percent right that it is absolutely off kilter and that they are just standing back going, well, he's supposed to do this and this and that and then that, but that's exactly how they're talking all the time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And they don't deserve it. | |
| They don't deserve any of it. | |
| Now, look, in terms of what is most effective when it comes to dating, I think that, like, for example, paying for dates or whatever. | |
| Like, the most effective thing, if you're trying to get the girl, you should pay for the date and you should pay for dates, whatever. | |
| And like my um I've had well, I mean there's the bird's eye view, like what's actually fair, and then there's like what works, right? | |
| So what works is like the most optimal move when it comes to dating is to, yes, embody those traditional male characteristics, be a provider, be a protector, pay for dates, etc. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| And I, I mean, like, if I'm with a girl, I'm gonna take care of everything. | |
| I'll pay for everything. | |
| Brian Felicity, married by... | |
| You panned to me and I was making a weird... | |
| I'll take that back, too. | |
| Here, just pull it back up. | |
| I'll just read it really quick. | |
| I think they're right. | |
| Felicity, you read it actually. | |
| Brian and Felicity married by 2027. | |
| I bet my sixth toe on it. | |
| Six toes. | |
| I don't know why these conspiracy theories keep popping up. | |
| We should do a pact. | |
| If neither of us are married by like 2049, then we should probably get married. | |
| Why so late? | |
| You guys are not going to be able to do that. | |
| But actually, I don't want to get married. | |
| So fuck you, Felicity. | |
| Oh, me. | |
| No. | |
| I'm thinking. | |
| zero to six you know this crazy that was that scene in the office where like michael was like we should have a pact If we're not married by the time, we're like, whatever, whatever. | |
| Anyways, whatever. | |
| We have. | |
| We're getting married soon. | |
| You should do it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The Rosetta Stone donated $69. | |
| Catherine McCormick-funded first BC pill with inheritance from hubby. | |
| Created by Gregory Pinkers and M.C. Chang. | |
| She didn't favor abortion. | |
| U.S. abortions of Gen Z near total Soviet deaths in World War II. | |
| Thoughts? | |
| Nick, do you have that photo? | |
| The abortion one? | |
| Yeah, I have a ridiculous. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Men killing one billion people in wars over all of human history. | |
| Women killing 1.3 billion people via abortion since 1980. | |
| So that's kind of related to that one. | |
| Are you pro-life or pro-choice? | |
| Me personally, I've never been in the situation. | |
| Yeah, but what are your thoughts on it? | |
| Oh, like end of the day, like, it's a human being, in my opinion. | |
| But, like, who am I to tell you whether you can get rid of it or not? | |
| You have to live with that decision, okay? | |
| Like, if you choose to go delete, you know, the kid, now you gotta pretend. | |
| Will you get an abortion? | |
| I've never been in the situation. | |
| If you got pregnant. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm scared. | |
| Like, no, I don't want to get an abortion, but I don't want a kid right now. | |
| So the solution is just don't get pregnant. | |
| That's my solution. | |
| That works. | |
| God bless your little heart. | |
| There's more people than thought like you. | |
| The more conservative Canadians, you know, you gotta think about that. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| If I one day get an Asian woman who is like my brother's wife, not only would I take a bullet for her, but I would make sure she gets the Ophen. | |
| Motorboat. | |
| V-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R. | |
| You motorboat and son of a bitch. | |
| So ridiculous. | |
| Hasty George donated $70 to the panelists asking for someone from chat. | |
| Which country do you think is Canada and United States' greatest ally? | |
| Why are they our greatest ally? | |
| Well, I would say it would be Great Britain. | |
| Who we gained our independence from? | |
| Yeah, but we're talking about an ally. | |
| Like in if we went to war or something like that. | |
| We're still with Great Britain, so like low-key, like. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| I feel like we'd have better luck with one of the Asian countries than Britain. | |
| What, China? | |
| No, like South Korea or something like that. | |
| Like, I feel like we would have a lot more. | |
| Yeah, but just on scale alone. | |
| India, low-key, Canada, and India are kind of like this. | |
| Interesting. | |
| I don't know. | |
| My thought was just like, yeah, we gained independence from them, but, you know, we all, our countries get along really well. | |
| So I would think. | |
| And we're all kind of the same. | |
| We speak the same language, that kind of stuff. | |
| That was the only reason why. | |
| What'd you say? | |
| Nothing. | |
| I didn't say anything. | |
| Wow. | |
| I didn't say a single thing. | |
| I want to know what you said, dang it. | |
| I'll tell you after. | |
| Okay. | |
| I love British people. | |
| I like British rappers. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| What did it say? | |
| What did it say? | |
| Something about me being a turkey. | |
| Oh, we're waiting for you. | |
| Hey, guys. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Hey, guys. | |
| Yo, guys, W's in the chat. | |
| Poor fucking Nick here. | |
| He's fucking sick. | |
| He caught fucking Ebola. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| He caught fucking Ebola. | |
| No, he doesn't have Ebola. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| He's a little under the weather, guys. | |
| Poor fucking guy. | |
| Put some W's in the chat for our boy, Nick. | |
| Nicholas. | |
| Nicaragua. | |
| Thanks, Mark. | |
| Nickelodeon. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Okay. | |
| Were there other chats or what did I miss, Felicity? | |
| I don't know. | |
| What kind of shit talking were you guys doing? | |
| Talking about. | |
| You were just saying what a swell guy you are. | |
| So of all the Latin American countries, which of the dudes have the biggest pins? | |
| So why do you want to know? | |
| So you can go there? | |
| That's right, Felicity. | |
| You didn't know this, but I'm actually gay. | |
| I'm actually coming out sexually. | |
| I did know. | |
| I'm actually a homosexual Felicity, I find you, I have zero attraction for you because I'm a homosexual. | |
| Can you do your impression? | |
| Can you do your impression? | |
| All right, how does it go? | |
| I don't know how to do a gay person impression. | |
| Oh my God, you are just so cute with your little face tattoos. | |
| Oh my god, it's just like a little art on face. | |
| I would, oh my goodness. | |
| You got a little too much. | |
| My little fiery Latina girl. | |
| It's a little too. | |
| You have a gay person in your life that you mimic because you do this a little too well. | |
| And this is coming from. | |
| He's not. | |
| You want to know about the big thing. | |
| The thing that gets Latina girls, Latina women, so excited is when their boyfriend talks like this. | |
| Sure. | |
| Latina women love nothing more than a gay man, like a gay voice. | |
| Yeah, really? | |
| In fact, even during sex, sometimes they want a guy to talk a little gay. | |
| Who might not judge? | |
| Pasty George, where are you? | |
| You little sexy Canadian, you know. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Have you seen Pasty George? | |
| He is to die for. | |
| He's so cute. | |
| So cute. | |
| Have you seen what Pasty George really looks like? | |
| I just envision it in my mind late at night. | |
| Oh my God, he's so cute. | |
| So he doesn't need pictures. | |
| He just pictures Pasty George. | |
| That was. | |
| You got really excited. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| And this Canadian girl here with her little Vancouver Burger King hat. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So when you and Pasty get married, who's wearing the dress? | |
| Bless you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Well, We're not going to wear dresses. | |
| We're going to wear traditional Native American. | |
| Okay, Pierce. | |
| Like, we're going to wear a fucking headdress because he is the cutest little. | |
| I forgot his tribe. | |
| I just know he was a driver. | |
| I forgot his tribe. | |
| Dude, Pasty George is so cute. | |
| Excuse me, Pasty George is like the cutest man ever. | |
| Yeah, I'm kind of losing him now, I guess. | |
| Did that turn you on? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, you're lost, whatever. | |
| Moist. | |
| What was I asking her about Columbia? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Oh, the penis size. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I was curious, too. | |
| Is it Brazilians? | |
| Have you ever had sexual intercourse with a Brazilian men? | |
| No. | |
| From Sao Paulo? | |
| No. | |
| Most, yeah, just only Colombians. | |
| Face to George. | |
| Have you ever say something right then? | |
| I didn't hear anything. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| That was so crazy. | |
| It's a barking spider. | |
| So, um. | |
| Has anybody here ever, like, skinned a deer for meat? | |
| I skinned a frog. | |
| No. | |
| For sustenance. | |
| What kind of panel do you think you're talking about? | |
| I don't know. | |
| My best friend back in California. | |
| Or I'm in California. | |
| God, I'm getting tired. | |
| She does. | |
| They live off-grid and they do crazy stuff like that. | |
| It amazes me. | |
| That's good. | |
| But look, ultimately, I think I shouldn't take the bullet for a woman. | |
| She doesn't like make you want to bring out your inner masculine side. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I think it's super, like, for example, people will say, Brian, that's very beta. | |
| It's very beta, beta male. | |
| But I think to great conquerors of history, Genghis Khan, David Bowie, Alexander the Great. | |
| I don't know, maybe he just had one. | |
| Like, you know, you think Genghis Khan, like, he had multiple wives. | |
| He had like hundreds of concubines. | |
| You think he'd care if like one of them died? | |
| No, and now he has a Pokemon named after him. | |
| That's a fucking that is legacy. | |
| It is. | |
| That's legacy. | |
| Is that what you're trying to get to in life? | |
| Like, you want a Pokemon named after you. | |
| Yes. | |
| So how many wives would you say you want? | |
| Do I have to sacrifice to have a Pokemon named after me? | |
| I'm not saying he sacrificed his, you know, his shoddies, but like. | |
| To be a lot. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then that would give you your own Pokemon. | |
| But this, this guy's probably the most alpha guy that ever lived, Genghis Khan. | |
| Maybe. | |
| You think, like, if he had to be like, give his life for one of his wives? | |
| No. | |
| He's like, I don't give a shit. | |
| Goodbye. | |
| I guess you're right. | |
| But how many wives do you want then? | |
| I'd be willing to have. | |
| You know, I feel like I'm not Muslim, but I feel like four is what could be. | |
| Is it good for them? | |
| I think, what can I offer them? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Obviously, my gay voice. | |
| That's huge. | |
| All right. | |
| Like, a lot of women look for that in men. | |
| I'm surprised you even have to ask me. | |
| Fuck my bad officer. | |
| You had me like stumbling over like my own feet when I heard that. | |
| But I think I'd do four. | |
| I think I'd, you know, four. | |
| It's more than Myron Dane's. | |
| He wants like three. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I'd do more, but I feel like four is like a good. | |
| Why four exactly? | |
| Like different purposes. | |
| Like, would you, okay, so then like, what would they all look like? | |
| Like, is there like, do you want like different like flavors of girls? | |
| You know, like, what's that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I was thinking, I was thinking about it like this. | |
| So like, I was like, Brian, you could no longer get any new pussy, but you had all of the girls in black, pink. | |
| All big labias? | |
| I would do that trend. | |
| So you wouldn't even like switch that up. | |
| I think I'd do the trend. | |
| Okay. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And like you offer them all. | |
| Sitting there dreaming of things right now. | |
| We're always dreaming about four labios. | |
| I can see it all passing. | |
| Yes. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| Crazy as cranking. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Let's see if there's anything else to get into. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Also, like in chess, in chess. | |
| You lose if you sacrifice the king to save the queen. | |
| The queen will sacrifice itself to save the king. | |
| You know what? | |
| You just won this argument. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Destroyed conversation over. | |
| Can I add to that real fast? | |
| When it comes to wolves, like the female wolf will hide and protect the male wolf's neck and like put their head in front of that neck too. | |
| To like when they're facing off with another male wolf, that might be awesome. | |
| Also, my body, my choice. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hashtag me too. | |
| What are your plans for your body? | |
| Not to die for a chick. | |
| All right. | |
| That's, yeah. | |
| That's your choice. | |
| True. | |
| True. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nick, what do we have? | |
| What do we have, bro? | |
| Oh, the Kylie. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, so it's in the Discord, Nick. | |
| Let me see if I can find it. | |
| I believe I posted in Wall of Haters. | |
| Okay, guys, we're getting to the Kylie update. | |
| I could have sworn I posted these on the Discord. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Yeah, let me see where I fucking put it. | |
| Was it in Wall of Whatever? | |
| Oh, I did put in Wall of Whatever. | |
| All right, so Kylie, here's the update, guys. | |
| I know I've been meaning to get into it for a while, but I forgot. | |
| We didn't have time the last one. | |
| We were going to do it when Andrew was on, but we didn't get to it. | |
| Kylie, Kylie, Crash Out Kylie update. | |
| It's in Wall of Whatever. | |
| It's Crash Out Kylie part 6 and 7. | |
| Do you have it? | |
| You're going to scroll up like a couple posts. | |
| Oh, yeah, I have it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So guys, background here. | |
| Crash Out Kylie came on the show back six months ago, some shit. | |
| Did a debate with Andrew Wilson. | |
| Like rage quit kind of multiple times, but eventually finally rage quit. | |
| And then there was massive, you can see all the fucking, I won't get into all the details, but there's a bunch of this info in the Discord. | |
| And basically she crashed out. | |
| She left the show. | |
| Complete crybaby. | |
| And then she goes on. | |
| She legally threatens us, sends me legal threat, blah, blah. | |
| And then what happens? | |
| Oh, she made like five videos talking about us. | |
| And she lies in all of them. | |
| She's lying about them. | |
| Digital essay. | |
| Oh yeah, she lied. | |
| She claims that she was misled. | |
| Not true. | |
| Very first message we sent her, which I have a screenshot of. | |
| We would like to have you on our podcast for a debate on feminism. | |
| I don't see what could possibly be misleading. | |
| It was sent from our whatever Instagram page. | |
| You can find the podcast from there. | |
| If you familiarize yourself at all with the channel, you know I've not participated in the like more not the obviously the dating talks I'm a part of, but the actual debates like the 1v1s, we've done some 2v2s. | |
| With the exception of a 2v2, which I participated in with Andrew, Andrew has done the bulk of all our debates. | |
| So I don't know how she could possibly think she was misled or she was some bait and switch. | |
| Total bullshit, right? | |
| Total liar. | |
| She claims that she was, it felt like she was digitally essayed because she had a bad time on the podcast. | |
| Completely ridiculous. | |
| This woman, I've completely forgotten about her, but she continues to, every couple weeks, she posts some dumbass TikTok. | |
| And she posted these like, I don't know, a couple weeks ago or whatever. | |
| I didn't even realize somebody sent them to me recently. | |
| So this is like her seventh or eighth or something TikTok she's made about her traumatic experience. | |
| Oh, there's so much to this fucking story, guys. | |
| Crash Out Kylie. | |
| She claims that because of the stress induced by being on the doing the debate, she got cerebral palsy. | |
| Cerebral, wait, what? | |
| Or wait, no, it's whenever the dentist hits your nerve. | |
| No, what's Belle's palsy? | |
| Belle's pals. | |
| Sorry, sorry, I misspoke. | |
| It's not cerebral. | |
| Belle's palsy, where like half her face, I don't know, droops or whatever. | |
| You lose the stress-induced thing. | |
| So she blamed it on us. | |
| There's so much fucking retarded shit. | |
| But anyways, let's play the first clip. | |
| Yeah, be this. | |
| And now she's going to echo some of the, put this on the other side. | |
| She's going to echo some of the other stupid shit she said in the past. | |
| And I'll just debunk it as we go along. | |
| Got destroyed by Andrew. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why? | |
| Look, strong woman asking. | |
| I hope you guys have a really good day. | |
| I'm leaving. | |
| Hold on. | |
| That was me in the video. | |
| And men wonder why there is a male loneliness epidemic. | |
| Back in May, I was in a room with these people for hours while they insulted and degraded me while their audience sent in chat messages about how much they hate me and want to feed me. | |
| And the worst part. | |
| Yeah, I mean, she's lying about. | |
| I mean, I don't keep track of the entire chat, but as far as I know, there was no messages about someone wanting to unalive her. | |
| Furthermore, she says she was like in this room for hours being insulted and degraded, with the exception of the exchange at the very beginning and when she started fucking crying or whatever. | |
| I didn't say anything really insulting or degrading towards her. | |
| You can maybe perhaps make the argument that Andrew was a bit, he might have been a bit, what's that? | |
| Abrasive. | |
| Yeah, that's the right. | |
| He might have been like slightly abrasive with her, but she was being obnoxious first. | |
| She interrupted his opening statement. | |
| She's just being super obnoxious. | |
| And so like she was trying to tell him police from the very beginning. | |
| Andrew is responding to her. | |
| So anyways, maybe the most you can claim was he was being abrasive, but she's completely exaggerating that she was being insulted or degraded. | |
| Like degrading Andrew was before this debate. | |
| Know what she knew or didn't know, but I can tell you that Andrew's done almost all of our debate series, and it's right there on our YouTube channel. | |
| That's why I'm saying, that's why it just seems like such an excuse to me, right? | |
| And well, in addition to that, prior to her debate, if she had checked out the channel one or two days before her debate, she would have seen that he was already, he'd already done two debates. | |
| Yeah, I watched that. | |
| So I don't know what she was expecting. | |
| Like, here's Andrew. | |
| And Andrew does not change how he debates. | |
| He treats men and women the same. | |
| Exactly the same. | |
| All right, let's pull it. | |
| Let's finish because every time I make a video telling my story, there then is an influx of hatred from their audience. | |
| And I can certainly say from that experience after being made to cry for hours. | |
| I just wake up with cry for hours. | |
| Notice the language. | |
| Made to cry. | |
| Made to cry. | |
| Nobody made her cry. | |
| Nobody, bitch, you better fucking cry. | |
| Nobody, no. | |
| No. | |
| Andrew was a bit abrasive. | |
| She cried. | |
| That wasn't. | |
| That doesn't mean you were made to cry. | |
| Was she held here against their will? | |
| She could leave at any time. | |
| She cried. | |
| And she ended up, she did end up leaving. | |
| She was contemplating leaving at various points. | |
| Wasn't she going off set to drink? | |
| I don't think she was drinking. | |
| You had one that was having a tequila shot that was, and I could have sworn it was her. | |
| Well, the reason she talks about it, funnily enough, is this most recent time that she posted, she talks about all this stupid shit. | |
| Like she's like very much SJW wokey. | |
| Like she doesn't like white people is my impression. | |
| She's like, white people are just inherently racist and all this fucking woke bullshit. | |
| Just a bunch of, like, she's completely, I don't know how else to say it. | |
| She's completely cooked, right? | |
| Just completely ideologically retarded. | |
| And so, where was I? | |
| So, oh, but those videos, like, she will get like maybe a few thousand views. | |
| But whenever she makes a video talking about her experience on the whatever podcast, like there will literally, she'll have like 20 videos with a few thousand views. | |
| She talks about the whatever podcast. | |
| She gets a million views and all the fucking simps on TikTok. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| And so, yeah, she does it. | |
| That's why. | |
| But anyways, let's just finish it off. | |
| My face paralyzed from the stress of the experience. | |
| Cause it's later. | |
| Okay, she's blaming. | |
| By the way, who knows if she's fucking like quadruple fucking vaxxed? | |
| She's got the fucking quick 7X, 10X, fucking vaccinated, fucking boostered or whatever. | |
| All this shit. | |
| Bro, how can you? | |
| Yeah, maybe it was a stressful experience for you, but like, what? | |
| Like, how could you rest the blame? | |
| Traumatic, then why do you keep talking about it? | |
| Good point. | |
| It also feels very self-diagnosed. | |
| To relive it. | |
| Yeah, there's actually, I mean, there's actually no way she could actually demonstrate or prove the stress from the podcast is the cause of maybe that shit would have manifested had you not even come on the podcast. | |
| Maybe you're just so generally retarded in general like maybe you're just such a fucking piece of shit in general and you're getting all worked up about like, I don't know, some like retarded shit, some SJW woke shit that you would have been stressing over. | |
| Oh my God, Donald Trump, TDS. | |
| You got fucking TDS. | |
| Oh my God, Donald Trump. | |
| Yeah, you would have been, I don't know. | |
| You would have had your fucking weird Bells palsy shit regardless. | |
| fair i don't know how you would measure stress but also it's just like ridiculous that egging it on like if you don't if it's so traumatic then stop talking about it yeah that's a little hard well no it's victimhood is currency for these people victimhood is currency if they can ever oh i've been agree i i have a grievance I've been wronged. | |
| It's like gold to these people. | |
| It's gold. | |
| Is she like trying to warn people or something? | |
| Is that why she's in the videos? | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| To me, what she ended up as being the worst example of a feminist ever. | |
| Watch me post a photo just like that. | |
| She's crying. | |
| And then we ran away. | |
| Who knows? | |
| That's the experience a week later. | |
| Because I would say in the past, I have been immunocompromised and had some health issues that I did not want to disclose and still am not going to fully disclose. | |
| That meant she posts some photo of her in like what looks like a fucking hospital bed or whatever. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| You look hold on. | |
| You really don't look all that bad. | |
| Like you're fucking smiling. | |
| You can hold a phone. | |
| Like health issues that are really, really severe. | |
| Like, come on, you're whatever. | |
| It's, I don't fucking believe it. | |
| I don't believe it. | |
| Go ahead, continue. | |
| I'm going to fully disclose that men are not lonely enough. | |
| And the sad thing is that the audience of these men, they really, really fundamentally, the core of their being, they want to be chosen by women. | |
| And they aren't. | |
| And that's what makes them hate. | |
| So I guess I would say about this experience that if you're yeah, I mean, I mean, that's totally ridiculous. | |
| Totally ridiculous that it's that we hate women. | |
| We want to be chosen by women. | |
| What was the other thing she said? | |
| Men are not lonely enough. | |
| Men are not lonely enough. | |
| I mean, the typical, like, feminist, the typical like feminist go-to, like, oh, talking about the male loneliness epidemic. | |
| Anytime, like, there's one example of a man doing something bad. | |
| Oh, men, let's just map that onto all men. | |
| Men deserve to be lonely because one guy did a bad thing or whatever. | |
| It's kind of sexist. | |
| Continue. | |
| Woman, you have a young brother or a son. | |
| Please prevent them from falling down the pipeline and watching this type of content. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Womp, womp. | |
| And then there's another one. | |
| She posted another one. | |
| Her best performing videos are all of her just fucking whining about the whatever podcast. | |
| You know, our Red Pill podcast has subjected me to a level of victim blaming that I have never experienced before. | |
| If you don't know, the network that I was on, they don't just do vigorous debates. | |
| They also have conversations with a bunch of different hosts. | |
| The show certainly caters to men, and the audience is largely made up of men, but not all of the shows. | |
| Pause, These shows, in the caption, it writes, these shows have to lie, trap women to get them on the show. | |
| Otherwise, no one would go. | |
| This is totally untrue. | |
| Nick, really quick, just because it's, we're going to continue with the video, but X out of it. | |
| And right below it, there's a screenshot. | |
| It's disrespectful. | |
| You're going to pull that up. | |
| So she claims like she's either about to claim or she did claim that she was misled. | |
| So my original message here reads, Hi, Kylie, hope you're doing well. | |
| Would like to have you on our podcast for a debate on feminism. | |
| Interested. | |
| I don't know. | |
| She's claiming she was tricked or lied to. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that's pretty clear. | |
| I think that's pretty clear. | |
| What was a debate? | |
| It's going to be a debate. | |
| It's not going to be like kumbaya. | |
| Let's just have a nice convo. | |
| It's going to be a debate. | |
| I'm going to say we'll have a conversation about feminism. | |
| I think a debate implies if we disagree with you, we're probably, it's gonna, you know. | |
| And by the way, that was in that was in March. | |
| I sent that. | |
| I forgot the exact date, but the debate was like two months later. | |
| So she had two months to watch to check it out, watch the previous debates. | |
| We're not hiding anything. | |
| Let's continue with the video. | |
| Oh, dishonest. | |
| We're using dishonest tactics to lure women on the show. | |
| And never mind. | |
| But not all of the shows on there are as disrespectful as they are. | |
| When I went on the show, I was promised free flights and a hotel to fly out to California from Chicago. | |
| The host was incredibly nice. | |
| Like, hey, come out here. | |
| And there was zero mention of a full-blown debate with a white supremacist, well-known far-right Nazi. | |
| Wait, possibly, possibly. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| So hold on. | |
| There's a couple things there. | |
| There's a couple things there. | |
| She says that she, the framing of it there, she's like, I wasn't aware that I was going to be doing a debate with a full-blown Nazi white supremacist. | |
| Andrew's not a Nazi. | |
| Andrew's not a white supremacist. | |
| There's nothing that you can find online that would indicate this. | |
| So it's completely fabricated. | |
| It's slander. | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| In fact, I think it's very defamatory. | |
| But I think she's about to get into the other component of like how there was a payment offer, which I've covered previously. | |
| Those of you guys who have watched know the details on that, but I'll do a recap. | |
| Let's continue watching. | |
| And signed a contract, so I felt protected. | |
| And I didn't know that I was going to be on this specific show. | |
| That information was withheld from me on purpose. | |
| There was a man on the show the day before me who was there, and they told him we can't tell you who's going on because we are surprising her. | |
| AKA, they were planning. | |
| Okay, so she's referring the debate that occurred before her debate was the debate with Oliver and Andrew. | |
| Now, either Oliver lied to her claiming this. | |
| By the way, that conversation never happened. | |
| We've never said, oh, we're having a girl come on the show, but we're not going to tell you because we're going to surprise her and ambush her. | |
| That's completely bullshit. | |
| Completely bullshit. | |
| Or, so either Oliver, the fucking snake, said that shit, or she just made that shit up. | |
| She just made that shit up. | |
| Sorry, continue on, Nick. | |
| go ahead to ambush me no i would never have gone on the show had i known what was going to happen but again no women would go on the show if they knew the truth These people are smart and they prey on women because that is how they make their money. | |
| Stop blaming me and start blaming the men who actually are harming women. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm sending you something in the private chat here. | |
| Also, really quick, just on the like, because she does mention it, she claims we breached contract or whatever. | |
| I'll address that super quick. | |
| I sent you something in private chat. | |
| You're going to pull that up. | |
| That was my. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Actually, there's two parts to it. | |
| Actually, Nick, if you in the Discord channel, if you scroll up to part three, Crash Out Kylie. | |
| By the way, she claims she has a 150 IQ. | |
| She's an Ivy League grad. | |
| And yeah, 150 IQ, by the way. | |
| Do you have the date on part three? | |
| 715 part three. | |
| Okay, so no, not the video, but you're going to click the first photo. | |
| Hopefully it's big enough. | |
| If not, it's fine. | |
| Yeah, it's probably fine. | |
| So after the debate, shortly after the, I don't know, a day or two later, hey, Brian, way to set me up. | |
| There was no fucking setup. | |
| And I asked, can you explain how I said you actually doesn't respond? | |
| So the agreement was to reimburse her $650 because she flew out here, blah, blah, blah, whatever. | |
| By the way, well, that's separate, but send 650 to my Venmo. | |
| If I don't hear from you by tomorrow, end of day. | |
| Can you read these? | |
| Can you see it? | |
| Yeah, you can't. | |
| I will assume that you do not plan to honor our agreement, which felt like that was your plan all along. | |
| This will be my only attempt to collect. | |
| If I do not hear from you or you attempt to disparage my attempt, blah, blah, blah. | |
| I'll hand this over to my family attorney. | |
| She will contact you this week. | |
| It's your choice, but with how unethical your business model is, I'd suggest you take this as a gesture of courtesy to avoid future legal proceedings. | |
| And then I asked, you know, can you explain how we set you up? | |
| And then she said there's something component of her leaving early, but she responds to this. | |
| Tomorrow's offer is off the table. | |
| Please do not continue to harass. | |
| I wasn't harassing her, but okay. | |
| And do not contact me any further. | |
| I mean, those two messages that you see there, that's the extent of my harassment of her. | |
| Please direct blah, blah, blah, future all correspondence to lawyer. | |
| Her phone number is blank. | |
| She will reach out. | |
| And then I just say, I'm just going to fucking email her. | |
| So then pull up the email. | |
| It's the next photo. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You might be able to click it. | |
| Like click on the. | |
| Here, I'll just, I don't know if they can read it, but. | |
| All right. | |
| So this is just me. | |
| I just fucking wrote this up. | |
| In response to your baseless legal threats made via Instagram, your demand for $650 is categorically rejected. | |
| While there was an agreement regarding your full keyword full participation in the live stream, you materially breached that agreement through your conduct, repeatedly walking off during the broadcast, derailing the event with meta-conversation and other disruptive commentary, and ultimately leaving the show early. | |
| That's a key point. | |
| You demonstrably, oh my God, demonstrably, excuse me, did not participate in good faith. | |
| More troubling is your own on-record statement during the live stream that someone contacted you and offered you money to walk off the show, which you ultimately did do at their behest. | |
| This admission raises serious questions about whether you entered into the agreement in good faith and whether third parties were involved in encouraging you to sabotage the production. | |
| If true, it directly implicates you in potential tortious interference. | |
| And then there's some blah, blah, blah, some legal stuff. | |
| I'm trying to think here if there's anything else in there that's really important. | |
| I basically tell her to fuck off. | |
| And yeah, so ultimately, so I guess to make it simple, there was an agreement to reimburse her for her flight and hotel. | |
| However, she said during the debate that somebody sent her money to walk off the show. | |
| From my perspective, that's a material breach of contract. | |
| You've just received your compensation from somebody else to induce you into leaving the show early and breaching the contract. | |
| She didn't finish out the debate while she did stay for part of it. | |
| Nah, fuck you. | |
| I don't think it was about money to her. | |
| Well, no, she wants to make it seem like we screwed her over, blah, blah, blah. | |
| But if you have... | |
| Well, I mean, I just mean in reference to, like, she's talking about needing to leave first because of health reasons, then it's because of somebody in chat offering her money. | |
| And then when you say, what if somebody in our chat offers you more money to stay? | |
| She's like, oh, do you think somebody will do that? | |
| Do you think somebody will do that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| It's like, to me, it comes off very much like it was only about the money, you know, and never really about anything else. | |
| And that's just kind of says a lot about her character. | |
| Yeah, and I mean, look, there was an agreement. | |
| So the thing is, also in the agreement, we had her full participation. | |
| That means staying till the end of the show. | |
| Even if, so ultimately, though, so she left early. | |
| That's one component of her contribution to this, I guess, ultimately legal dispute. | |
| But the other component is a third party reached out and said, I'm going to pay you to leave. | |
| That's another component there, which I think releases me from any sort of obligation to pay her. | |
| She got paid by somebody else. | |
| She got paid by somebody else. | |
| She left early. | |
| You didn't finish the gig. | |
| You didn't finish the thing. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| And by the way, I mean, she hasn't so far, she hasn't, if she had, well, first off, it's a really small amount of money. | |
| Even if a lot of people probably wouldn't do anything over it, she would do some shit over it. | |
| But there's nothing there. | |
| She's in the wrong. | |
| And yeah, Pacey George, thank you for the gifted 50. | |
| You're a fucking legend. | |
| I think that's it for the update on Kylie. | |
| Sorry to bore the panel with all that, but I figure it's a good time. | |
| So essentially, she's just using your guys's name now for the clout. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Like I said earlier, victim, being a victim is currency. | |
| She now has a new way to consider herself a victim. | |
| She's a professional victim. | |
| It's, I mean, she is a professional victim. | |
| Her whole TikTok is her complaining. | |
| Oh my God, white people are so bad, and conservatives are so bad. | |
| And my by the way, she's a teacher, which is, I don't think she should be around children, to be honest. | |
| Very concerning. | |
| So, yeah, she's a liar, and she's a fucking liar. | |
| A lot of the shit she says is fucking lies, complete lies. | |
| Now, she, by the way, guys, that was part six and seven. | |
| She's made five previous videos. | |
| If you want to, six, seven, yeah, haha. | |
| Nice fucking Gen Z over here. | |
| If you want to see, there's a bunch of backstory history to this. | |
| This shit was fucked in six months ago. | |
| She's still fucking whinging and whining about it. | |
| Just some crazy shit. | |
| So, anyways, whatever. | |
| I'm going to let some of the chats come through. | |
| The Cleveland show donated $69. | |
| Oh, I thought my other chat was TTS anyway. | |
| Brian/slash Felicity2027 Make Marriage Great Again. | |
| Please stop. | |
| I only date black women. | |
| Sorry, Felicity. | |
| I only did black women. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I thought the Asian girl was your girlfriend. | |
| I thought the Asian girl was your girlfriend. | |
| I date white women, Latina women, and Asian women. | |
| So the Colombia was a black Colombia. | |
| No, she was Latina. | |
| Hazel. | |
| White-ish. | |
| White? | |
| Can you call? | |
| Yes, you can. | |
| She was not black. | |
| Just tan, brown. | |
| No, she's pale-ish. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Do you know her? | |
| Could you try to find her for me? | |
| Sure, if you want me to. | |
| What's the population of Colombia? | |
| It's not that big. | |
| It's big, but it's not that big. | |
| It's like 50 mil Colombia population. | |
| I feel like they gotta fuck more, to be honest. | |
| More kids. | |
| Population? | |
| 52. | |
| 52 people? | |
| Million. | |
| It's like it's very little. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I've skinned many animals such as rabbits, foxes, martens, deer, moose, and even wolves. | |
| Skinning and courting a moose is a really grueling job, but worth it because of so much meat and materials. | |
| Pasty George, have you ever hunted a human? | |
| What's that book? | |
| Anybody know that book? | |
| The book about hunting humans. | |
| That's very specific. | |
| What's it called? | |
| Chat, what's it called? | |
| The book about hunting humans? | |
| What? | |
| Is this a fictional book? | |
| I think so. | |
| Like, who wrote it? | |
| The most dangerous game. | |
| Most dangerous game. | |
| The most dangerous. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Chat's smart. | |
| My chat's smart, man. | |
| They smart as high IQ. | |
| Higher IQ than Kylie. | |
| Crash out Kylie. | |
| 150 IQ. | |
| I actually, I took an IQ test and I will show the results. | |
| I will show the results. | |
| By the way, Pasty George, thank you again for the 50. | |
| You're a fucking legend, man. | |
| Fucking legend. | |
| We did it twice. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| He did it earlier in the stream too? | |
| Like at the very beginning? | |
| I'm just thanking. | |
| Well, he did it earlier in the stream, but just now I'm just thanking him again. | |
| Oh, got him. | |
| Thanking him again. | |
| Thank you, Pasty George. | |
| $69 TTS. | |
| Get it in. | |
| Midnight Grow Hyper donated $69. | |
| Ivy League educated means nothing now, BTW. | |
| As someone who went to an Ivy League, my friends at MIT or Caltech are twice as smart and had an actually rigorous education. | |
| I was talking, I mentioned this, I think, earlier on in the show at the very beginning to the chair 2 girl who had who left. | |
| I was talking to somebody who works at a not, I don't think it's an Ivy League, but it's a very well-respected university. | |
| and there's a couple interesting things going on like they have uh i'll just say there's like i think that my i would sorry i'm a little tired so i'm stumbling over my words here I suppose I do that normally. | |
| I think prior to the perhaps prior to the internet, when you went to college, you actually, and correct me if I'm wrong. | |
| I don't know if there's anybody in the chat that went to college in like the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s. | |
| I think people had a had a more an intellectual curiosity. | |
| They had an educational curiosity. | |
| They had a there was an intellectual rigor that no longer exists. | |
| And I don't know if this is because all of the entire wealth of human knowledge is available here. | |
| And you actually had to go get an education. | |
| I think people were more, they did go to college to actually learn. | |
| But I don't get the impression that when people go to college today, that most of these students really engage at all with the subject material. | |
| I don't think they do. | |
| I think that they input shit into AI and they do the bare minimum necessary to study so they can pass the test. | |
| But I don't think there's an intellectual curiosity anymore. | |
| There's not an intellectual rigor where there's a yearning to learn. | |
| I think they just want their diploma mills, these universities. | |
| Okay, but don't you feel like also the educators have turned to absolute shit? | |
| I mean, I am telling you, for the most part, they are liberal and all they are trying to do is have their own agenda. | |
| It is not about truly educating what I believe what Charlie Kirk did. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What is right and what is beautiful and what like there's just so much more to learning and now it's just become an indoctrination system and that's it. | |
| BuzzFox. | |
| Yeah, I do think that that's a component too. | |
| And I think that some teachers are lacking in an ability to inspire enthusiasm or curiosity in students. | |
| And this can start even very young. | |
| But I think absolutely that's a factor. | |
| But I think now it's basically like in the same way. | |
| And you know, I'm curious about it though, because on one hand, I think, well, okay, we, you know, we have calculators. | |
| There's this big debate over calculators. | |
| Should we, you know, allow calculators on tests? | |
| Should they be using it for these sorts of things? | |
| And it's like, well, practically speaking, they're going to be using AI at the workplace to formulate emails or, you know, do whatever. | |
| But I do wonder if there's a genuine lacking of retention of knowledge and the ability to think when we just defer, when students defer to chat GPT, when they defer to AI to write an essay or to present a paper that's really better than anything. | |
| But I mean, if you look at it, like it was, if you cheated back in the day, cheating would be you have somebody else write a paper for you. | |
| But you have a human write a paper for you. | |
| That would be cheating. | |
| Is the use of AI in universities, is it cheating? | |
| Do the younger people, all of you guys, no, I guess I am quite older than everybody. | |
| How are they addressing that in college now? | |
| And high school for that matter. | |
| They have AI detectors, but they don't really work that well, if I'm being completely honest with you. | |
| So there's Turnton and there's a few others, but if you run your essay through an AI detector a few times and get it switched up a couple times, you should be able to bypass that pretty easily. | |
| They also do a lot of tests and exams online now, which are pretty easy to bypass. | |
| Also, they do like a whole thing where you can shut down the laptop, but end of the day, it's not that hard. | |
| If you know your computer well, you can find a way past that too. | |
| I don't know anyone in university that isn't using AI. | |
| I mean, there's benefits to it in another way. | |
| I took statistics and I used to be really bad at math growing up. | |
| And I was able to get an A- in stats by getting ChatGPT 4.0 to literally teach me, because it was a paper test. | |
| There's no cheating on that. | |
| To literally teach me step by step by step how to do stats, which was my second year of university, I believe I did that. | |
| But yeah, they're trying to prevent it, but there's really no way to get rid of it. | |
| AI is just getting better and better. | |
| And I think that we're going to notice that a lot of people are getting degrees that they are not educated in. | |
| And that's going to be a big issue. | |
| Also, I do have to drive home like two hours, so I might leave kind of soon. | |
| Okay, well, we'll probably get this wrapped. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think what did we originally communicate with you, like 11 or something? | |
| 11, you said. | |
| Huh? | |
| You said 10. | |
| You said like 10. | |
| I did not say what happened. | |
| You did. | |
| You did it one time. | |
| You said you thought it was going to be console to 10. | |
| When she bailed, you said 10. | |
| Okay, well we're gonna aim to wrap it at probably 11. | |
| So we got more time. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think. | |
| I might leave earlier. | |
| Hold on. | |
| This isn't gonna be an early show. | |
| Just stay till the end. | |
| You also promise pizza. | |
| Okay, well that kind of went out the window when fucking chair two dipped. | |
| Y'all got some high standards. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Well to be fair, I have to film tomorrow too. | |
| That's just a matter of time. | |
| I'm driving home seven hours tonight. | |
| So this is why this is back up to Bay Area. | |
| By the way, Giovanni Pixits flying home. | |
| And I'm staying here till 11. | |
| Hey, I'm fading, but I'm gonna stay here. | |
| Stay at the end of the piece as possible. | |
| I unfortunately do not think I can stop till the very, very end. | |
| No, I'm exhausted. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I wanted to make an announcement. | |
| No, I am not going to become a pop star or the next Celine Dion. | |
| FY Brian LOL. | |
| I am going to be taking a break from a lot of stuff for a year for two reasons. | |
| Cant. | |
| Continued. | |
| Where's the next one? | |
| That was six minutes ago. | |
| Where's the next one, man? | |
| Send it in, Pasty George. | |
| I don't see it. | |
| I think he was waiting for you to play it. | |
| Huh? | |
| I think he was waiting for you to play it. | |
| Oh, pop. | |
| Usually they'll stack him, but thank you, man. | |
| Chair one, cheer up, princess. | |
| You look so sad. | |
| Brian, not that fat of a guy. | |
| A bit autistic with a weird obsession for giant flappy cuckoos, but things are good. | |
| Weirdly, I kinda like your tattoos. | |
| I can fix you. | |
| I can fix you. | |
| I don't know if she's mad about the whole, like, you shouldn't be a citizen thing. | |
| Or. | |
| No, this is just my face. | |
| This is just that's just her. | |
| Have you ever like gotten to a fight with a guy? | |
| You asked that. | |
| Oh, did I already addressed that earlier? | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's just nonchalant. | |
| You asked if she did a lot of things to a lot of different people. | |
| Right. | |
| She said no. | |
| Oh, here's Pasty George. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I am dealing with a health issue. | |
| It's not cancer or an STD or my heart. | |
| I just need a year to deal with it. | |
| At the same time, I will be using this break to also work on my writing, my book, Cunt. | |
| Hey, let's not be mean, Pasty George. | |
| Please don't refer to our friend here in that way. | |
| That's really rude. | |
| Sending you prayers and positive vibes, Pasty, for your health issue. | |
| So it's not cancer or an STD. | |
| Still sending you prayers and positive vibes. | |
| I'll put you in my prayers, man. | |
| Well, Pasty George, man, I didn't know about the health stuff, but I wish you Godspeed in your recovery. | |
| And I hope you're able to overcome it. | |
| And you'll be missed. | |
| But bro, this show, this can't be your last show, Pasty. | |
| This was, no offense to you guys. | |
| It was like a small panel, you know, and it was, we had, we didn't have much arguing. | |
| And unfortunately, we had that girl walk off at the beginning. | |
| So, pasty, stick around for one more show. | |
| One more show, Pasty, then we'll bid you adieu. | |
| Okay, so okay, here's what we're gonna do. | |
| I'm gonna was there anything else, Nick, that we needed to get to? | |
| Oh, we're gonna do the makeup. | |
| Why don't we just do that now? | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| Makeup segment. | |
| Less that I have to do when I get back to the hotel, so it's good. | |
| Felicity, will you do it? | |
| I guess I'm gonna say, hey, Pasty George, remember you said you'd get me a laptop or something. | |
| I'll participate. | |
| What are these makeup vibes? | |
| Do you ever get mad? | |
| Yeah, I do. | |
| Like, how you act when you're mad? | |
| I cry, usually. | |
| You cry? | |
| Felicity, fix the pills. | |
| I cannot use this. | |
| All right, they're gonna do the makeup thing. | |
| I will literally blurk out in hives, actually. | |
| Do you speak Polish? | |
| Wait, am I the only one? | |
| Oh, Jindal Breakshaj. | |
| That's all I only know. | |
| I think I'm Levski and now Levadovsky. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where is it? | |
| You don't look that much different. | |
| You don't look that much different at all without your makeup. | |
| The only thing I'm not gonna do is do it. | |
| You said you would do it. | |
| Russian is really hard to learn, right? | |
| Yeah, once you yeah, I literally told you I can't Oh, you can't? | |
| No, I just. | |
| I would. | |
| I would. | |
| Maybe I have my own makeup wipes, but I can't use these. | |
| Can't or won't. | |
| She's allergic. | |
| Can't. | |
| I'm allergic. | |
| I have like really bad skin sensitivities. | |
| I might have some of my purse. | |
| Do you want to use some of my water? | |
| I mean, if you want. | |
| Like, I made videos with no makeup on. | |
| I have no issue with it. | |
| I just. | |
| What does your purse look like? | |
| Say paso? | |
| El que paso? | |
| Que paso? | |
| Hey, speak. | |
| Can we get some Spanish from you? | |
| Yeah, what do you want me to say? | |
| I want you to say I want you to sing the Colombian national anthem. | |
| No. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Donde estada la leche. | |
| Donde esta la biblioteca? | |
| Where's the library? | |
| Everyone knows that. | |
| That's a good question. | |
| Oh. | |
| Una mesa para dos person las por favor. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| Speak in Spanish. | |
| What do you want me to say? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just say that. | |
| Say how much you like Felicity. | |
| Felicity tieno unbestío muy bonito. | |
| That's it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I say she has a nice dress. | |
| Thanks. | |
| I say something about Brian. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Be honest. | |
| I don't think she likes me very much, to be honest. | |
| What do you want me to say? | |
| Consider the mic, please. | |
| I want you to see me say, I think you are. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm too. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I'm not going to be cringe right now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I am not going to be cringe. | |
| Stuart. | |
| We're all from the bottom. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Like the high? | |
| Like 6-7. | |
| I have nine of that. | |
| Brain rock. | |
| Okay, you guys are probably going to laugh at me for this, but can you guys explain to this part of the world? | |
| I don't think anybody can do it. | |
| I don't even know what it means. | |
| And then you go 6-7. | |
| Say it too. | |
| Say it's a second. | |
| Why? | |
| No, everyone. | |
| 6-7. | |
| But what does it mean? | |
| Why? | |
| What does it mean? | |
| There's no meaning to it. | |
| Watch! | |
| It's just like. | |
| I heard it has evil undertones. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| It's not evil. | |
| The person is very happy and we can't judge because my generation was sitting here laughing at 69. | |
| Okay, we were making 69 jokes at every single day. | |
| Well, there's like a meaning behind 69. | |
| I try to say, I guess that's true. | |
| There's no meaning behind 6'7. | |
| Alright, guys, here's what we're gonna do. | |
| I'm gonna lower the TTS. | |
| I guess it's sort of a row session, or if you just want to do QA, $29 QA, that'll be the same thing. | |
| Do you want to see the damage? | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| Show us the damage. | |
| Hold up the makeup wipe. | |
| Hold it up. | |
| What? | |
| Just basically a little bit of concealer. | |
| That was about it. | |
| I don't wear a lot of makeup during the day. | |
| Guys, $30, $30 TTS, $30 TTS. | |
| Let me do a couple of shout-outs here. | |
| You're very beautiful. | |
| Pasty George donated $70. | |
| I may drop in from time to time when I am on break or if I get readers blocks. | |
| When I am better, I will be back on regularly. | |
| You don't know if I can make it next episode, but I will try. | |
| Okay, you'll make it from time to time. | |
| Well, hey, man, you gotta try. | |
| You gotta try, Pasty George. | |
| You gotta fucking try. | |
| Think about it. | |
| Contraband Zyra donated $69. | |
| Chair one cochin amused. | |
| That's mean. | |
| I don't get what the fuck. | |
| Why do you do this? | |
| I don't care. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| What is clean and scar? | |
| Like nasty. | |
| Yeah, like dirty. | |
| That's a funny war, actually. | |
| That was really mean, Zyra. | |
| Actually, I find you really, I find you really fascinating, to be honest with you. | |
| I'm trying to, in a very good way, you know, you're so mysterious. | |
| You're a Latina, mysterious. | |
| Are you a I have a friend named Alex Stein? | |
| He likes big booty Latinas. | |
| I love Alex Stein. | |
| He's so great. | |
| Can I set you up with him? | |
| He's married. | |
| He's got a girlfriend. | |
| Well, he talks about how he wants to marry her. | |
| Do you want to come back on the show with Alex Stein? | |
| I promised. | |
| He really likes Latina women, so I promised him when he comes on the show only Latina women. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| Cloquet. | |
| You go? | |
| We go? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, you can stay in America. | |
| Okay. | |
| Until you do the show. | |
| Then. | |
| If you say it in Spanish. | |
| What do you want me to say? | |
| What is it? | |
| If you say that in Spanish. | |
| I don't know how to say it in Spanish. | |
| What do you just say? | |
| That I can stay in America. | |
| Two. | |
| That's it. | |
| Something that he's going to do. | |
| Don't destadiaceca. | |
| That's all I know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Waterboy donated $30. | |
| Can you have chair one say, I love Trump and America is better than Columbia? | |
| Yeah, that gets one of those. | |
| No, it's a baby clap. | |
| What? | |
| Pasty George donated $1,000. | |
| You can make this any kind of pop you want. | |
| I get to decide the pop. | |
| So I think what I'll do. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Who here? | |
| Because some of y'all were mumbling about food. | |
| Does anybody here want a popsicle? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Ice cream. | |
| Ice cream. | |
| You're giving me mixed signals. | |
| She shakes her head this way, then she shakes it. | |
| I don't like real champagne. | |
| Well, it's somebody donates a thousand. | |
| You love you. | |
| Do you want popsicle? | |
| Paul, I want some champagne. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| I'll take some champagne too. | |
| He said I get to pick. | |
| Hold on. | |
| You are the host. | |
| You have that right. | |
| I'm starving. | |
| I'm actually ready to go. | |
| Oh, my God, Felicity. | |
| Stop being a whinger. | |
| This is going to be the earliest show we've done in forever. | |
| I think it's meant for everybody to share. | |
| I'm going to say five more minutes. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This is the end. | |
| This is the end. | |
| We're wrapping. | |
| $30 TTS, or if you have a QA, we can do QA. | |
| Roast me. | |
| This was a refreshing podcast after last week's Satow Rage bait. | |
| I do wish we had debate, though. | |
| I definitely wish that we could have debated with somebody. | |
| I have to do something. | |
| Yeah, but I gotta tell you, I really have enjoyed this with you guys. | |
| This was very chill. | |
| It was very chill. | |
| I mean, I won't sit here and lie. | |
| I almost backed out last minute out of just pure nervousness. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Because this is like my first time doing anything in front of a camera. | |
| And honestly, this whole experience has been a lot more relaxed and enjoyable than I really expected. | |
| So I just want to say thank you for that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think it would have been better had the girl not left. | |
| Well, not even just that, but had we had the original guests we had on, or at least good replacement guests or whatever. | |
| But I don't think that girl leaving or staying would have made much of a difference. | |
| She didn't really seem very capable of defending herself. | |
| I mean, at one point, she tried passing the point off to me. | |
| All right, we'll do what? | |
| $1,000. | |
| Oh, my wow. | |
| We love Pasty. | |
| Yo, guys, W's in the chat for Pasty George. | |
| This guy's a fucking legend. | |
| He's a fucking chief. | |
| He's a fucking Canadian Canadian Chad. | |
| I was trying to do alliteration. | |
| I was looking for a C word, but I couldn't. | |
| I just couldn't do it. | |
| So we are going to do. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Is there the German one? | |
| I don't want that one. | |
| Fuck that. | |
| Are you? | |
| A what? | |
| I can't drink. | |
| A pickle pop. | |
| I really want to stay in touch with Pasty George. | |
| Is there any way that I can find him or he can find me? | |
| I just didn't want to give my at if that's not allowed. | |
| I would leave that up to Pasty George if he wanted to do that. | |
| I don't know how he feels about that, but can I give my at on Twitter? | |
| If you want, I guess, yeah, that's fine. | |
| Hasty, I'm at SD, like an esthetician, Maddie, M-A-D-D-I-E. | |
| And if you want to DM me, I would love to stay in touch with you. | |
| Aw, wholesome moment. | |
| You have a fan. | |
| Pasty George, you have fans. | |
| Lots of fans. | |
| You have fans. | |
| Do you have like a big following on Twitter? | |
| I've got 58,000. | |
| I think Twitter is insane. | |
| That's really good. | |
| I was doing decent on threads before they changed the algorithm up. | |
| Now it's like impossible to go. | |
| Algorithms on any social media is still wild. | |
| I'll get a million impressions one day, and then the next day will be 30,000. | |
| So it's bizarre. | |
| Threads algorithm used to make it so that it was so easy for your posts to appear on people's for you page. | |
| Now it's like you only see people that you follow. | |
| They just like switch the entire algorithm out. | |
| Oath of allegiance. | |
| I guess I gotta get this water down. | |
| I just started like making a video. | |
| Oh, wait, there's separate boxes for that. | |
| Aww. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Spooked me there. | |
| I need to think about the first pop, though. | |
| What's the first pop gonna be? | |
| I think the first pop is gonna be: I'll do something simple. | |
| It's gonna be a hat pop. | |
| I'm gonna make all of you wear a hat. | |
| So hold on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Does everybody want champagne? | |
| Yes, please. | |
| I'm allergic. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| Well, no. | |
| Okay, here, let me fill these up a little more. | |
| Oh, that's fantastic. | |
| I'll sleep so much better. | |
| My boyfriend's driving home today. | |
| So I guess I'd be riding passenger. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| See, this makes sense. | |
| I'm driving. | |
| I drove upstop here last night. | |
| She's driving. | |
| What kind of car do you have? | |
| Me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got an M4 outside. | |
| Oh, you finally got it. | |
| No, it's not mine. | |
| It's a rental. | |
| Oh, it's a rental. | |
| Okay. | |
| In Sao Paulo. | |
| So you're not having one? | |
| No, I will have one. | |
| I just got a first. | |
| Oh. | |
| I thought you weren't. | |
| Oh, no, no, no, not one of these. | |
| I'm talking about an M4. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you want? | |
| All right. | |
| Please. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Cheers. | |
| To Annexing Canada. | |
| To save Pasty. | |
| And to the Oath of Allegiance of America. | |
| Amen. | |
| No Trump. | |
| Bagger. | |
| Very dry. | |
| And Pasty, this is to your health. | |
| A worthier citizen donated $30. | |
| Citizenship with no loyalty. | |
| People like you ruin this country. | |
| You want all the benefits from us and give nothing in return. | |
| Loyalty is supposed to deport. | |
| Embarrassment. | |
| Be a good sport. | |
| Don't pull a card. | |
| I'm actually going to leave. | |
| I like trying so hard to get a reaction out of her. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I know. | |
| She is not. | |
| What is the word? | |
| She is not. | |
| There's a term for it, but I can't think of it. | |
| irritable. | |
| She is not easily... | |
| She doesn't care. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can't think of it. | |
| Guys, get final call, I guess. | |
| $29 TTS. | |
| Final call. | |
| Get it in. | |
| Get it in. | |
| I did say we would do a hat pop because she's already wearing a hat, so we're going to give everybody a hat to temporarily wear. | |
| There's that one. | |
| Who gets that one? | |
| Do I have to decide? | |
| Yes. | |
| That one's so cool. | |
| I'm going to wear a unlucky one. | |
| I'm also going to wear a crown. | |
| I saw the Babblo crown over there. | |
| I love that. | |
| You get the fedora. | |
| Why do I get a fedora? | |
| You get the Pokemon who fits, you got to catch them all. | |
| You got to catch all the tattoos. | |
| Skipping Pilgrim. | |
| Is that a Trump hat? | |
| You guys get MAGA hats. | |
| There we go. | |
| Hey, fuck you, Felicity. | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| I almost brought my MAGA hats. | |
| All right. | |
| Because that is a badass crown. | |
| I love it. | |
| Princess. | |
| Princess. | |
| I am Princess Brianna, first of his name, first of her name. | |
| Protector of the realm. | |
| Something, something, Seven Kingdoms. | |
| Blah, All right, those are the two pops. | |
| You got a hat pop and you got a champagne pop. | |
| Thank you, Pacy. | |
| You're fucking legend, dude. | |
| Bro, you got to tune in, man. | |
| At least tune in next week because I got a better, I got a really good panel. | |
| It's not that you guys are, it's just we didn't have anyone. | |
| We didn't have a proper panel today. | |
| And look, guys, it's very rare that something like, you know, we get a situation like today. | |
| It's very rare. | |
| We're very consistent. | |
| I think we typically, you know. | |
| Yeah, but you heard a couple people. | |
| They actually said it was kind of nice to just like a more chill show, you know. | |
| But hey, you know, chill shows don't pay the bills. | |
| All right. | |
| We have this from this. | |
| A worthier citizen. | |
| Oh, wait, did I play this? | |
| Citizenship with no loyalty. | |
| People like you ruin this country. | |
| You want all the benefits from us and give nothing in return. | |
| Loyalty is supposed to be a given. | |
| Self-defend. | |
| Embarrassment. | |
| Oh my goodness. | |
| What's that? | |
| You can play that. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| You can play that again. | |
| We just got a Crucible Raid. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| We got what? | |
| Yo, Crucible Raid. | |
| Crucible Raid. | |
| Guys, we covered the fucking drama. | |
| We addressed the drama. | |
| We got fucking Andrew's back. | |
| Did it raid? | |
| I didn't see the notification or whatever. | |
| Yo, or is he sending it now? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Guys, we reacted to all the Akash, you know, the Kosh sing and how he's getting cucked by his wife. | |
| We reacted to that shit. | |
| We did an update. | |
| We did an update about Kylie, Crash Out Kylie, who debated Andrew. | |
| We just finished up the update on that. | |
| Crash Out Kylie is still fucking chirping six months, more than six months after Andrew fucking BTFO'd her. | |
| BTFO'd Andrew fucking BTFO'd Kylie. | |
| So she's still fucking chirping about that. | |
| Chat, she called Andrew in this video we watched. | |
| Nick, just pull it up really quick. | |
| Just the part where she called him a fucking, was it the first one? | |
| She called him a, you know, the two words? | |
| The video? | |
| Yeah, I think it was the second one, right? | |
| She called, yeah, pull that shit up, dog. | |
| Pull that shit. | |
| But for those of you coming from the Crucible, yo, what's up? | |
| We just had my Caucasian Pasty George. | |
| We just had my Caucasian Pasty George just do a champagne pop. | |
| I'm already fucking, I'm already drunk, son. | |
| I'm already drunk. | |
| We got a fucking gangster, Columbiana. | |
| She's wearing the Pokemon hat because she's got to catch them all, all the tattoos or STDs. | |
| Don't do that. | |
| Don't have, don't have. | |
| You should just become a nun. | |
| You should become a Colombian nun. | |
| Never have sex again. | |
| Do you promise me? | |
| Do you promise me to never have sex again? | |
| Then what do you promise? | |
| I promise to not have you. | |
| I have connections with. | |
| Nevermind. | |
| By the way, chat, this- You sure? | |
| What? | |
| What were you going to say? | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| It's all good. | |
| We're friends. | |
| I think you should worry about it. | |
| Are you going to shank me after the show? | |
| No. | |
| Guys, this girl, she's an American citizen, but she came from Colombia. | |
| She got her citizenship. | |
| And I asked her the question, if war broke out between Colombia and the United States, where does her allegiance lie? | |
| Where does her allegiance lie? | |
| And she said she would side with Colombia. | |
| And I was like, I told her. | |
| You got to go if you want to be an American citizen, but you got allegiance to Colombia? | |
| By the way, I mean, let's be real here. | |
| Don't you want to be on the winning side? | |
| Like, we're going to... | |
| No offense. | |
| Like, America's going to fucking curb stomp Colombia. | |
| Like that. | |
| No, but I'm like, you know, you've been a citizen for a long time now. | |
| You immigrated here from Colombia, and part of your citizenship to become a citizen was to take an oath of allegiance. | |
| An oath of allegiance. | |
| Hold on, let me pull that shit up. | |
| Yeah, that was really good. | |
| Nick, do you still have it? | |
| I feel like we should all say it together before the show. | |
| Like a closing pledge of allegiance. | |
| Do you still have the oath? | |
| No, I don't have it. | |
| Pull it back up. | |
| Pull it back up. | |
| Pull that shit up. | |
| Because you said you would say something in Spanish. | |
| You're going to say that shit in Spanish. | |
| Si Senor. | |
| I don't know how to translate it. | |
| Si Senora. | |
| Are you Senora? | |
| No, Senorita. | |
| Senorita. | |
| Are you Abuela? | |
| No. | |
| Abuelita. | |
| No. | |
| Not. | |
| Those are her grandparents. | |
| Those are grandma and grandfather. | |
| Abuela and Abuelita is grandpa and grandpa. | |
| Pull that shit up, Nick. | |
| You got that shit? | |
| I got a different version of it. | |
| Whatever. | |
| That's right. | |
| He would be in a Buelo because you're old. | |
| No, he wouldn't. | |
| No, that's not. | |
| That's what that means. | |
| Oh, yeah, no, no. | |
| I liked the other one. | |
| Find the other one, Nick. | |
| Find that shit. | |
| Otherwise, I'm going to make you wear the fucking fedora forever, Nick. | |
| Wait, put it back on. | |
| It didn't fit on my head. | |
| I can't. | |
| I know. | |
| It looks good like. | |
| You look like a pilgrim. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Okay. | |
| So she became a citizen, but she has allegiance still to Colombia, which we need to, you know, she can't, you can't do that. | |
| So I do solemnly swear that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince or potentate. | |
| What the fuck is a potentate? | |
| It's a fruit potentate. | |
| It's a fruit. | |
| That is the most retarded word ever. | |
| It's like a fruit. | |
| It's like we have protests. | |
| No, but like we have states. | |
| Hey, sit back down. | |
| Eh, putan. | |
| Puta. | |
| Putin, sit the back down. | |
| Eh, Canadien. | |
| Talk about. | |
| Eh, fucking. | |
| Just relax. | |
| Tabernac. | |
| Tabernac. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Pull that shit back up. | |
| You don't know Tabernac? | |
| No. | |
| You're fucking Canadian. | |
| State. | |
| No allegiance to state or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been. | |
| Read this shit. | |
| Say this shit. | |
| Subject course. | |
| Come on. | |
| Well, read that. | |
| I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure an allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince or potentate state or sovereignty of whom or which I have heard being a subject or citizen. | |
| That's good. | |
| So do you. | |
| Wait, pull it back up. | |
| Sorry, one more time. | |
| Do you renounce your allegiance to the state of Colombia? | |
| No. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get this, Ice. | |
| Get out. | |
| Homeland security. | |
| Homeland security. | |
| Ice. | |
| But what the fuck? | |
| You're an American citizen. | |
| You left Colombia. | |
| America better. | |
| Do you prefer America? | |
| It depends. | |
| Can I? | |
| How are we giving people citizenship? | |
| you been to colombia it's fucking yeah but i want to know why you left When you go to Colombia, then you can left. | |
| I want to know why. | |
| Why do Colombia? | |
| I don't want to go to Colombia. | |
| I think you would like to. | |
| If I'm going to be a passport, bro, fuck Latin America. | |
| I'm going to Japan. | |
| I'm going to Vietnam. | |
| I'm going to. | |
| Korea, maybe. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, but they're kind of feminist. | |
| Didn't you say in like your initial comment, like your very initial comment during introductions, that you moved here because you wanted a, quote, better life? | |
| Yeah, so that's why I'm curious. | |
| So, so, so, so, how does it depend if that was the sole purpose of you moving here was for a better life? | |
| What's your exact question? | |
| Oh, but you don't understand the flaw in your logic that you're saying you came here for a better life, but then in this sentence, you're saying, oh, there's no, there's no way to determine which one's better. | |
| It all depends. | |
| You know, it's have you heard of cognitive dissonance? | |
| I think, yeah, I have, but I think you're just making a bigger deal. | |
| You're giving a perfect example of it right now, babs. | |
| You're just making it a big deal if I want to like. | |
| We have to stop cucking our country. | |
| We cannot have people here who are we're going to present to them one of the greatest privileges, which is being an American citizen. | |
| That's kind of a big deal. | |
| That provides so much currency for you. | |
| Being an American citizen, having an American, do you have an American passport? | |
| I'm assuming, right? | |
| That is gold. | |
| It is fucking gold. | |
| And you sit here amongst patriots. | |
| You sit in front of patriots. | |
| It hit the table though. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| You sit amongst us patriots. | |
| Give me my fucking alcohol facilities. | |
| Facilities. | |
| I don't think you need any more of that, Brian. | |
| Give me my fucking champagne. | |
| Give me my fucking Canadian tasty George champagne. | |
| That is great. | |
| You sit in front of a patriot. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| And as a patriot, I will not stand for this. | |
| I am conducting a citizen's arrest on you, my dear. | |
| Get me the fucking handcuffs, Nick. | |
| Give me the fucking handcuffs, Nick. | |
| I'm fucking arresting you. | |
| Treason. | |
| That's kind of hot, not gonna lie. | |
| But, anyways, I'm telling you, you're under arrest. | |
| This is the principality of Brian, the whatever podcast studio. | |
| I'm arresting you for treason. | |
| It's literally fucking treason, treasonous mutiny. | |
| I'm disgusted. | |
| I'm fucking disgusted. | |
| Look at all of these protests, and you see everybody with their damn flags from other countries. | |
| It pisses me off. | |
| New York, anybody? | |
| I'm like, is anybody afraid we're going to be in the middle of the moment? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm telling you, I'm just saying, listen, I love you in a platonic sort of way. | |
| You know, you've been very nice. | |
| You're very stoic. | |
| She's unbothered. | |
| Take the hat off for a little bit. | |
| Yeah, there you go. | |
| I want you to look me deep in my eyes. | |
| And I want you to tell me that. | |
| Oh, you're cracking her, though. | |
| I want you to fucking fucking tell me. | |
| Yeah, can we pledge our allegiance? | |
| Should we do a pledge of allegiance? | |
| Give me the fucking flag, Felicity. | |
| Give me the fucking flag. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Here we go, boys. | |
| Backwards. | |
| I got this shit. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Yeah, there we go. | |
| I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands. | |
| One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. | |
| Amen. | |
| Do you, do you? | |
| Wait, how's that? | |
| Pledge allegiance to Burger King. | |
| Do you. | |
| My dear, do you renounce allegiance to Colombia? | |
| This poor girl, she's so fed up right now. | |
| No. | |
| Hold on. | |
| She said no. | |
| You took the oath of, what is it? | |
| The oath? | |
| Guys, so she became a citizen. | |
| And in order to become a citizen. | |
| I can't do that because that was the country that also like watched me grow. | |
| If you were an immigrant, you would also. | |
| You want to become a citizen? | |
| Do you know what an oath is? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you know what an oath is? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you fuck with oaths? | |
| You know about oath? | |
| So question. | |
| If you can't do that because that's where you're from, then why did you come here? | |
| Felicity, get back here. | |
| Yeah, I'd like an answer to that. | |
| Yeah, because if like if you are, I will never understand the concept of somebody who is so proud of their home country and where they're from coming over here into a foreign country, waving that flag and refusing to have any loyalty to this country whatsoever. | |
| Thank you. | |
| So it's like, I just don't understand. | |
| That is such a foreign concept to me. | |
| Maybe it's because I'm not an immigrant, so I don't know what it's like. | |
| But at the same time, like you have to have some sort of loyalty to somewhere. | |
| And if that loyalty is not to this country, then why are you a citizen? | |
| Why did you come here? | |
| You know, it's like, again, it ties back in your life. | |
| What made you come here? | |
| Well, for a better life, but you know, I think, like the comments say that I'm me being an immigrant and expecting like all the benefits, I don't get any benefits from the government. | |
| You get to live in America. | |
| That's the thing. | |
| But I think she means in the sense of like she's not collecting like the extra free health care and the stipends that a lot of these immigrants are collecting. | |
| Do even people from the United States. | |
| And if you're not taking advantage of those benefits, I have nothing but respect for you. | |
| I have a lot of respect for you. | |
| You must, look, you can't, an oath, an oath is a very sacred thing. | |
| You're an oath breaker. | |
| That's your, you know, like in Game of Thrones, how people have like Jamie Lannister, Kingslayer. | |
| You are Anna, I don't know, Anna. | |
| Anna. | |
| Anna Oathbreaker. | |
| Ana Lannister. | |
| Can you say your last name or no? | |
| No, no. | |
| Okay, your last name is Fernandez. | |
| You're Anna Oathbreaker Fernandez. | |
| How does that feel? | |
| Are you happy? | |
| You know what? | |
| You're going to, because you do tattoos, I want you, you have to promise me you're going to get a tattoo that says oath breaker. | |
| You broke your oath. | |
| You still have allegiance to Colombia. | |
| You're a citizen of the merit. | |
| You were an immigrant. | |
| You did the process. | |
| I mean, props to you for doing the process, right? | |
| You became an American citizen. | |
| You gave the oath of allegiance and you lied. | |
| Here's what bothers me is, are you raising your kids with that same thought process? | |
| Because that's half the problem in this country. | |
| Well, second generation. | |
| The second generation. | |
| You know what's interesting? | |
| First generation immigrants tend to be more down with USA. | |
| I know. | |
| But then the second generation immigrants, they're like, fuck the USA. | |
| I know, and it really, really pisses me off. | |
| You're an American now. | |
| You're an American. | |
| You're America. | |
| It doesn't mean that you can't love your country. | |
| That's okay. | |
| And love the things about it that you love. | |
| If this was the 1700s, there would be a firing squad. | |
| Firing squad. | |
| Look, it would be like this. | |
| Get the rocks. | |
| Abdul? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Get the rocks. | |
| Get the rocks. | |
| Treason. | |
| Treason. | |
| And like she said, there's nothing wrong with having pride in where you're from and where your roots and your heritage come from. | |
| Yeah, you guys. | |
| Are we bullying her? | |
| I say I'm Polish over Canadian. | |
| I just say I'm Canadian. | |
| Do you have American pride, though? | |
| I'll drop it then. | |
| I like America. | |
| I'm just saying, I think it's crazy. | |
| How do, forget her specific case. | |
| We're losing our country. | |
| We've cucked our own country. | |
| How can we have citizens, citizens who owe allegiance, who have loyalty to another country? | |
| I mean, we just went into a shutdown for like weeks. | |
| You know, the biggest threat to Americans right now, the biggest group, the biggest threat is Democrats, liberals. | |
| They truly. | |
| Almost done. | |
| It's true. | |
| It's true. | |
| They should be labeled as a terrorist organization. | |
| They hate this country. | |
| I agree. | |
| I am dead serious. | |
| Girl, they hate this country. | |
| They are trying to get Democrats. | |
| Get them the fuck up. | |
| That's why we need to start. | |
| Get them out. | |
| They hate the country. | |
| Deport Democrats. | |
| They're out of their freaking minds, all of them. | |
| They're nuts. | |
| Despite all the fear-mongering that I receive from the left about how much the right hates me, it's always the left that I receive those threats from. | |
| It's the left that I receive those comments from. | |
| It's the left that, you know, fantasizes about my death like they did with Charlie. | |
| And honestly, after that experience, that was such an insane experience for me because all safety I had left in this country felt gone. | |
| The second that happened, I just felt like everything, every safety that I had in this country felt gone because here I am watching thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of people celebrate the death of somebody who thought the way I did. | |
| Insane, right? | |
| It was insane. | |
| It changed most of my life. | |
| It's the scariest horror movie I think I've ever could have seen. | |
| It changed 100%. | |
| Okay, guys, final call on the TTS. | |
| I'll let these come through. | |
| Next one's going to rest the show. | |
| We're going to pull up that video again, but I'm not sure if you wanted that. | |
| Which video? | |
| Nah, it's okay. | |
| But yeah, the Crucible Raiders, Kylie. | |
| Kylie is still six months later, she's chirping about Andrew. | |
| She's chirping about us. | |
| She's being a fucking raging liar. | |
| She called Andrew a white supremacist and a Nazi. | |
| So that's the newest update. | |
| She's calling Andrew a white supremacist and a Nazi. | |
| She's a fucking slandering, lying wench. | |
| And we are also going to deport her too. | |
| Don't forget saying that men aren't lonely. | |
| Canada's wrong or either. | |
| Does such one not know what an oath is? | |
| Do you say that under God? | |
| The an oath? | |
| I think they use a Bible. | |
| Yeah, like it's under God. | |
| Yeah, I think they do. | |
| Justin Martin's donated $30. | |
| That's true. | |
| That's true. | |
| They probably got a lot of burritos in Colombia, though, Brian. | |
| I mean, look, I do like Mexican food, but when it comes, if I'm ever a passport bro, I'm going to Asia. | |
| That's Columbia. | |
| I'm going to Asia. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm going to Asia. | |
| Just saying. | |
| I'll try. | |
| Well, whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, did I just... | |
| Tasty George donated $30. | |
| In all honesty, my allegiance is with the people who stand against those who are buying out their country and taking their freedoms. | |
| I stand with those who no longer want their taxes used for evil. | |
| Rachel Burns donated $30. | |
| Benefits meant being a citizen of the best country. | |
| I didn't mean a moocha. | |
| You're an admitted liar and don't deserve to be here. | |
| You want perks and won't stand up for us. | |
| Awful. | |
| Go back. | |
| Look, you're a nice girl or whatever, but I just think it's crazy. | |
| Like, if you want to be a citizen of the USA, it's not just like a they literally have you take the oath. | |
| You took an oath, and I just think it's crazy that you've taken the oath, you said the words, but your fingers were crossed behind your back. | |
| And how do you feel about illegal immigrants since you're illegal? | |
| You came here legally, right? | |
| You have a citizenship? | |
| I came here legally. | |
| So how do you, I'm just curious, how do you feel about illegal immigrants? | |
| I won't talk about it. | |
| Interesting. | |
| What is the term that's used, like suicidal empathy? | |
| We cannot allow people to reap the benefits of American citizenship and living in this country if they don't have loyalty and allegiance to the United States. | |
| That's not to say we're not, we're not, I'm trying to think what the right word is. | |
| We're not like xenophobic. | |
| I think we should like help these other countries in ways that we can, but, and, and we shouldn't hold any sort of resentment towards other countries or people who originate from other these other countries. | |
| But we cannot allow people who have allegiance and loyalty to another country a pathway to citizenship. | |
| Amen. | |
| And if you've become a citizen and your allegiance falters, I think you should be subject. | |
| Is there a mechanism for revoking citizenship from someone who has been granted to revoke? | |
| You have to break the law. | |
| Revoke citizenship in USA once. | |
| Didn't they revoke citizenship for people against making fun of Charlie Kirk? | |
| No, that was like people with green cards. | |
| Like on stage. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, is there really? | |
| Oh my God, chill, chill. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| This is why the gross domestic Chill Canada This is why the gross domestic product of Canada is absolutely fucked. | |
| Hey. | |
| What? | |
| Hey, what are you doing? | |
| You don't even sound like that. | |
| Hey. | |
| It's like, it's like half Canadian, half Mexican. | |
| A little bit. | |
| That doesn't sound right. | |
| Grounds for revocation. | |
| Revocation. | |
| Person procures. | |
| A person is subject to revocation of naturalization if he or she procured naturalization illegally. | |
| Means the person was not at. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Um. | |
| Uh. | |
| Who's not met from. | |
| The U.S. Constitution. | |
| Who's not met from. | |
| Who's not met from. | |
| The U.S. Constitution. | |
| Uh. | |
| Attachment to the U.S. | |
| Okay. | |
| Discovery. | |
| Concealment of material facts. | |
| Scroll down right there. | |
| Scroll down, scroll down. | |
| Okay, a person is subject to revocation of naturalization if there's a deliberate deceit on the part of the person in misrepresenting or failing to disclose a material fact on his or her natural or subsequent examination. | |
| So part of the examination includes the oath of allegiance. | |
| If somebody claims that they lied about their what's the term? | |
| They allegiance to this country. | |
| Wait, keep going down a certain ground. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, they lie about the fact that they've renounced their allegiance to another country. | |
| Yeah, that paragraph, that last paragraph right there alone says the grounds of revocation includes omissions as well as affirmative misrepresentations. | |
| The misrepresentations can be an oral testimony provided during the naturalization interview or can include information contained on the application submitted by the applicant. | |
| So that means if during the interview process, which is when you take that oath, if you lie. | |
| Which has been proven now. | |
| I mean, what's the point of it? | |
| Now it's on record. | |
| Do you want her to just like go back to Colombia? | |
| I'm about to pledge allegiance. | |
| To Colombia. | |
| No, but if I say, it's just like if I say you must, you have to renounce your eighth. | |
| Do you maintain an allegiance to Colombia? | |
| She said it depends on the scenario. | |
| But the oath of allegiance says, I hereby declare on oath that I absolutely and entirely renounce all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, state, sovereignty of whom or which I have anywhere else by the United States. | |
| Been a subject or citizen. | |
| And it does not say it's based on any circumstances. | |
| Tonight or tomorrow? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Look, look, I'm not saying she should be stripped of her citizenship, but what I am saying is I think it's crazy. | |
| It's a criticism of the position of you're going to live in this country and not feel and hold an allegiance to the country that you willingly came to and that you desired becoming a citizen of. | |
| I personally think the standard for becoming a citizen should be if you don't genuinely have allegiance to the United States and you have allegiance to another country, you absolutely, under no circumstance, ought to be granted citizenship to said country. | |
| Amen. | |
| Well, I also think I agree with you. | |
| However, I'm very proud of being Colombian and I think you and probably you guys are talking from, you know, from how you say the world, like you're talking from privilege. | |
| From privilege. | |
| From privilege. | |
| Okay, wait, wait, no, no, don't go there. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| This conversation is not going to end once privilege comes up. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Final. | |
| My family, my grandparents came. | |
| Interrupt. | |
| They immigrated here from Italy and from Yugoslavia. | |
| And in no shape, way, or form would I announce my allegiance to those. | |
| It has nothing to do with any kind of effing privilege. | |
| That is crazy. | |
| They came here just like you for a better life and they would have never said, oh no, my allegiance is towards Yugoslavia. | |
| Never. | |
| Now, am I proud that I'm Italian and Yugoslavian or Croatian as it would be now? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Love my heritage but I would never, for what I have been able to, the life i've been able to leave, lead here as hard as it's been. | |
| I come from a very middle class, like very middle class family. | |
| I was in no shape, way or form privilege. | |
| I lived on the east side of Bakersfield, California. | |
| Trust and believe that is not privileged, but I love this country because it has given me the freedom to be 57 years old and be trippy and weird and love anybody that I want and like. | |
| That's what this country is about. | |
| That's why we feel so passionate about. | |
| It's not about you particularly. | |
| You're beautiful. | |
| I actually really like you. | |
| It would be. | |
| I just don't understand anybody. | |
| It doesn't make sense to me. | |
| That's all i'm saying. | |
| You, you don't have to renounce your heritage and your culture, but when it comes to your allegiance, the United States asks you to make an oath before granting you citizenship and that oath, part of that, says you must renounce allegiance to other countries, in which case you you, you did the oath, but here on the podcast you have in fact revealed that your allegiance remains with your home country. | |
| And well actually, i've met a lot of immigrants that think the same way as me exactly. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| That is the problem. | |
| I moved to Colombia. | |
| If I moved to Colombia and I was like, got citizenship in Colombia, and I was like you know what? | |
| Um, i'm enjoying living in Colombia, I have all these benefits blah blah, blah. | |
| I'm getting all these. | |
| I don't know if Colombia provides like robust benefits. | |
| No, that's why I talk about privilege, but this. | |
| But if they did, and I was coming here and I was reaping the benefits from the taxpayers, etc. | |
| Uh, I think you'd probably have an issue with it. | |
| Okay well, perhaps that's because the position you find yourself in is a bit untenable and so, in order to maintain your uh, untenable position, you have to say no, i'd be fine if you went to Colombia and you know, you kind of, you know, held allegiance to your old country, so kind of crazy. | |
| So do you not believe that you have privilege because you're now a citizen of the United States? | |
| Do you think that that privilege just is like, exempt to you? | |
| I'm talking about privilege, but i'm talking about you, but i'm talking about you, i'm talking about you. | |
| So i'm talking about the fact that you are a citizen now and you are saying that we are all privileged because we're citizens. | |
| So are you? | |
| Do you not have that privilege because you are also a citizen? | |
| Now right yeah right right, so you have that same privilege, then you have the same opportunities and the same uh, opportunities here in America than we are too. | |
| We have. | |
| What i'm trying to say is that, from the privilege like of you growing up, you know you can come yeah, but that should make you even you don't know. | |
| I've been homeless for like four or five years of my life. | |
| I grew up with a single mother. | |
| You don't know anything about my life and how much privilege i've experienced and, especially considering you're the one sitting here and saying that everybody in Colombia has yachts, it sounds like you come from a lot of privilege. | |
| To be honest, you know if you're really gonna be like, if we're really gonna call a spade a slave, queen slave, but it's like you can't sit here and say that people here at this table are privileged and then not expect us to defend ourselves. | |
| Yeah okay, I don't know anybody with a yacht. | |
| I'm just, yeah, I don't know anybody with a yacht. | |
| You've never met a bunch. | |
| So who's really privileged in this situation? | |
| You have a tattoo, you're a tattoo artist and a big career. | |
| You also don't know what i've been through. | |
| You're right. | |
| Just like how you don't know how you've been through. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| So why does it only apply to you? | |
| Because Latin America is completely different, so so, so you believe so. | |
| You believe that because of because you're from a different country, that means that you have, like a special privilege of being a, you know, exempt from like what. | |
| But that's what you're saying. | |
| That's what you're saying. | |
| When you sit here and say that we're privileged and you're not because you're just from a different country, but you're a citizen here too. | |
| You have the same privilege. | |
| Like I said, you hang around people with yachts. | |
| We don't hang around people with yachts. | |
| Well, just because I wasn't personally an immigrant, but my grandparents were. | |
| You sit here with a face full of tattoos and you don't get any judgment from it in our country for it. | |
| I actually do a lot. | |
| But you don't in your career? | |
| Do you in the career that you're in as a tattoo artist? | |
| You make money. | |
| Right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's privilege, BAPS. | |
| That's literal privilege, BAPS. | |
| And you can't find that in other countries because in other countries, you wouldn't even be allowed to look the way you look on the streets. | |
| And here, you're allowed to be however you want to be. | |
| And that's the beautiful part. | |
| Thank you about America. | |
| of being American. | |
| Isn't being American a privilege? | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| I think so. | |
| I think being an American. | |
| Everybody at this table. | |
| Because everybody at this table has that citizenship is also just as privileged. | |
| Just because you are from a different country originally does not mean you have no less privilege than the next person. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| I'm proud to be an American. | |
| I'm proud to be a privilege. | |
| Felicity, we're almost done. | |
| Felicity, I'd rather go off right there. | |
| I'm only about to pledge my allegiance to Colombia to be able to go drive home. | |
| Yeah, I also sit here. | |
| I'm proud to be an American. | |
| Hold on, we're wrapping. | |
| Brickson, this shite is ridiculous. | |
| These ungrateful people that only take from our country and give it back. | |
| They are not sending their best. | |
| Ship them all back. | |
| I designed 866 tier chests to us. | |
| It has to be America first. | |
| It has to be America first. | |
| America first. | |
| If you're a citizen of the United States, you cannot have allegiance to another country over America. | |
| Point blank, period. | |
| You shouldn't be a citizen. | |
| I don't know if there's a mechanism to not make you a citizen anymore. | |
| I'm just saying you either change your position genuinely. | |
| I mean, people would lie. | |
| Or go back to Columbia. | |
| Or I don't know. | |
| That's just, I think that's crazy. | |
| I think that's crazy. | |
| Also, really quick, just I'll address it. | |
| People in the chat are saying, well, Brian, you're French. | |
| You were born in France, blah, My mom's American. | |
| So if an American gives birth overseas, that doesn't make me an immigrant. | |
| Like, I was a citizen. | |
| I was a citizen. | |
| I was born overseas. | |
| I was a citizen. | |
| People say, and I, but I did live in France for the first few years of my life. | |
| Despite this, despite this, I wholeheartedly, like if in this example, in what sort of sparked this whole conversation, if France went to war with the United States, my allegiance is to the United States. | |
| I have dual citizenship, but my allegiance is to the United States first. | |
| No, that's not, I want good things for France, but allegiance always to the United States. | |
| United States over Uber Alice. | |
| Okay, that's getting kind of crazy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Contraband Zion are donated $29. | |
| You know the left is in shambles and irrelevant when the right is in fighting with the far right. | |
| I am signing off. | |
| We're almost done. | |
| There's just a few more chats. | |
| Just chill. | |
| Chill five minutes. | |
| I swear. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Nick. | |
| Nick putting on the pants for a second. | |
| She said, scoop that chair in. | |
| Wait. | |
| You got to play that one again. | |
| Please play that one again. | |
| It's so good. | |
| That one is hilariously dope. | |
| There's five doors. | |
| Final call, I swear. | |
| I swear, I promise, I promise. | |
| We're out of here, brother. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Just marry me and come enjoy my life. | |
| I will stay if you do one thing for five more minutes. | |
| And it's hit a 6-7. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| And you have to say it. | |
| Say it. | |
| 6-7. | |
| There you go. | |
| No, no, at the same time. | |
| At the same time. | |
| Pasty George donated $30. | |
| I want to thank the panelists for attending the podcast and to our host, Brian. | |
| Thank you, Pasty. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yo, Pasty, you're fucking legend. | |
| Absolute legend and legends. | |
| We love you. | |
| You better fucking be there. | |
| And I mean it, sending positive vibes. | |
| Jibanzaya donated $29. | |
| Brian, you're a beast. | |
| Period. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Zyra, appreciate it. | |
| You're sitting across from some American patriot. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Falsifying any part of the leadership process's grounds for revocation, this video has already been sent to the proper department for review. | |
| So Chair One can live her best life back in Colombia. | |
| They're joking. | |
| They're joking. | |
| God bless America. | |
| I don't care. | |
| You don't care if you got sent back to Colombia? | |
| No. | |
| Didn't you hear her? | |
| She said it depends, remember? | |
| She thinks we're too privileged. | |
| Burger King girl, my fellow Canadian, I want to leave this country where I live. | |
| It feels like I'm living in India 1.5. | |
| Rest in peace, Charlie Kerr. | |
| I'm still getting over my rage from the fallout. | |
| Yes, amen. | |
| Patriots, I call upon you. | |
| By the way, I just saw the movie with Mel Gibson for the first time. | |
| Good night. | |
| No way. | |
| Like, you just saw the patriot a week ago. | |
| First time out. | |
| So good, though, right? | |
| So good, right? | |
| Patriots, I call upon you. | |
| I call upon you. | |
| We are losing our country, but with our where's the fucking flag? | |
| Where did you put the it's right behind you? | |
| It's on your blaming. | |
| Listen, I call upon fellow patriots to rise up, rise against us. | |
| I'm trying to hold on. | |
| Let me gather my get it together. | |
| You got it. | |
| Patriots. | |
| We must shut up, Felicity. | |
| We must. | |
| So funny. | |
| We need a fucking boys. | |
| We need to fucking rise up. | |
| Brian, the white girl wasted off the show. | |
| Fellow patriots. | |
| It's okay. | |
| I feel like I am too off that one cup. | |
| We are at the precipice. | |
| We are at the precipice. | |
| I'm high off boredom. | |
| Our country will fall through our grasp should we not take the appropriate actions in our coming days. | |
| So, patriots, I beseech you. | |
| I beseech you. | |
| I'd spit a little bit of it. | |
| I saw that. | |
| Yours is really a change. | |
| I beseech you. | |
| What we hold dear may slip out of our just grasps. | |
| And thus, I demand, I beseech you join me in. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's going to be a little bit of a picture. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Preach. | |
| Preach. | |
| I'm on to something. | |
| Priest. | |
| You're on to something. | |
| We must secure our country for ourselves, for our children, and for patriots. | |
| Amen. | |
| Amen. | |
| Let them cook. | |
| Let them cook. | |
| Amen. | |
| You're here. | |
| I'm going to Columbia. | |
| Days in my youth when I thought to myself. | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| Report her to ICE donated $29. | |
| It's time to make America great again. | |
| These insurgents are like snakes hiding in the grass, withholding their true allegiances. | |
| Report her to ICE. | |
| Right there. | |
| Eric donated $30. | |
| I was recently facing a very, very serious situation and needed emergency surgery. | |
| I prayed to God and the surgeons opened me up and the problem was healed. | |
| Yes. | |
| With no explanation. | |
| God is great. | |
| Christ is king. | |
| Thank you. | |
| She's a dude. | |
| He's a dude and they're all dudes. | |
| Transformers and auto-fucks. | |
| I think he was talking about me. | |
| That's fine. | |
| You got it right. | |
| Hey, I gotta tell you. | |
| gmd donated 30 dollars americans are not privileged my family fled their old s-hole cootries my family fought half the world to create this safe place for awful people like you enjoy and be safe C-O-N-T. | |
| Piano. | |
| Dean donated $30. | |
| Incredible that we're living in a time where people burn the flag of the country. | |
| They want to live in and wave the flag of the country they don't want to be deported back to. | |
| Make it make sense. | |
| Burn the flag should be. | |
| Absolutely, piano dean. | |
| Is the flag backwards? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| This it is. | |
| Blue on top. | |
| Upside down. | |
| Oh my god, I'm retarded. | |
| There you go. | |
| No, you have it. | |
| Right there. | |
| No, that's still backwards. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Just flip it now. | |
| Like this. | |
| Just flip it over. | |
| Flip it straight. | |
| Flip it so the blue is on the bottom. | |
| The blue is on the bottom. | |
| You ever seen a flag? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Put the blue up on your shoulder. | |
| Okay, that works. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| You got it, Brian. | |
| Blood alone moves the wheels of history. | |
| Have you ever asked yourself in an hour in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long? | |
| We've been at war. | |
| We've been at war since 2020. | |
| This bottle pop should have happened. | |
| No condition is worth anything unless it can defend itself. | |
| This is great. | |
| I like both of them. | |
| I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. | |
| Okay. | |
| Tasty, we need another champagne pop, please. | |
| Sorry, Tasty. | |
| Absolutely iconic brand. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see if there's any other chats. | |
| Did I get them all? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Most of the time people talk about how blue. | |
| Really quick, guys. | |
| Final things. | |
| If you want to support the show, Veno Cash App, whatever, pod. | |
| Twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Nick, if you pull up Twitch. | |
| The what? | |
| Which is. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| What's this? | |
| Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Wait, pull it back up. | |
| Twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Guys, 15 minutes since a prime sub. | |
| Drop us a follow. | |
| Drop us a prime sub. | |
| Get some merch. | |
| Pull it up really quick, Nick. | |
| You put the American flag on the floor? | |
| Pick it up. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Homeland Security. | |
| Deport me. | |
| ICE. | |
| Send me to fucking France. | |
| Send them to France. | |
| To France. | |
| We support ICE, FYS. | |
| Okay, discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| Guys, like the video if you're enjoying the stream. | |
| Hashtag Big Lab Matter. | |
| Guys, if you want to get yourself some merch, you can get this one. | |
| Get the hoodie. | |
| It is available. | |
| There it is. | |
| Boom. | |
| Get that shit. | |
| Question about merch. | |
| Are you guys putting out like Christmas colored ones? | |
| Nah, maybe. | |
| You guys put on an orange one for Halloween, and I got so excited when I got it. | |
| The really good quality hoodies. | |
| George, thank you for the super chat. | |
| Yak, Brian, just a little bit more. | |
| Oh, really quick. | |
| Okay, going around the table, body count. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I just say four. | |
| I'm going to say this today on Boral's car. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| I do not have a board. | |
| We're all friends here. | |
| I was wild. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's bad. | |
| Range? | |
| Probably 50 or more. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I don't like the word body count. | |
| I don't know. | |
| How many people have you had formal knowledge of? | |
| One hand, but two in the last 22 years. | |
| I've never kept track, but I know it's under 10 for sure. | |
| Y'all are amazing. | |
| Facilities. | |
| One. | |
| Felicity. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm pretty sure that's it. | |
| Guys, if you enjoyed the stream, like the video. | |
| Let me just make sure there's no other chats come through. | |
| Can I say one thing? | |
| Happy birthday to my husband. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| If your birthday in 45 minutes, happy 42nd birthday. | |
| I love you, my soulmate. | |
| Happy birthday, Larry. | |
| All right, I'll do the outro then. | |
| Okay, GG. | |
| Well played. | |
| To the panel. | |
| Last call. | |
| Hit the like button, please, on your way out. | |
| Also, guys, please leave a nice comment once the live ends. | |
| I read them. | |
| Positivity is nice. | |
| Helps with the algorithm. | |
| Guys, thank you for tuning in tonight. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. | |
| We rarely do sponsorships. | |
| Nick, pull up the demonetized stuff. | |
| Like a lot of our shit gets demonetized. | |
| So we got like, we got age restrictions, ad suitability, the yellow dollar sign, whatever. | |
| A lot of our, and especially a lot of our most viewed episodes, like I think, yeah, like a lot of them, demonetized. | |
| So we're viewer supported. | |
| So thank you to everybody tonight who support the show. | |
| Pasty George, you're freaking legend, sir. | |
| But everybody else who supports, thank you guys so much. | |
| Like we could not do the show without you guys. | |
| So just want to thank you again. | |
| We will be live again. | |
| You know, I might want to try something else this week, but Dating Talk will be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out, whatever on Instagram, if you can make it to Santa Barbara. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| These people are so antsy to get out, but this is honestly could, I don't know, the last time we've had a show, the shorts. | |
| So anyways, you guys, we're getting out comparatively very early tonight. | |
| But thank you guys for being here. | |
| Thanks for the older. | |
| I really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you to the panel. | |
| We have a very good panel. | |
| Fingers crossed anyways. | |
| Unfortunately, today we had flakes. | |
| We had no shows. | |
| Can we at least get a prop? | |
| Make us sound like we were just shit. | |
| You can get the makeup wipe. | |
| You can bring one of those back, I guess. | |
| Thanks. | |
| All conservatives. | |
| We didn't have anybody to debate. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Yeah, no, it's all good. | |
| We had fun. | |
| We still had some conflicting views. | |
| We didn't all agree on everything. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| Let me just double check here. | |
| Yeah, we're good. | |
| Okay. | |
| 07's in the chat, guys. | |
| Good night, and we will see you. | |
| Good night, everybody. |