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TANTRUM?! CRASH OUT?! Goth Girl Psych Ward DATING?! BPD Bipolar Girl LOSES IT?! | Dating Talk #258

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Without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
So please tell us your name, age, occupation, where you're from, and education.
Go ahead.
Wingold Way.
Say it again.
Holy fuck, bro.
My brain is empty.
Name.
My name is Chloe.
C-H-L-A.
Age.
I'm 26.
Occupation.
Occupation.
What do you think?
I'll give you one gas.
I don't know.
Death metal vocalist.
No.
Oh, okay.
Clearly, you think a bit higher of me than what I thought.
Okay.
So you are in a death metal band?
No.
I should be.
I am an OF model.
OF model?
Model.
Model?
Like when you say OF model.
OF worker?
Okay, I'll accept that.
I don't know if I can accept OF model.
I mean.
You know.
You know what I mean?
But the definition of a model, you stand in front of a camera.
So it's like pretty much a model.
I get paid for pictures of me.
Yeah.
So I fear that is a model.
I feel like you're co-opting model too much.
I don't know.
Yeah, you're trying, and I fear you're failing.
What am I failing at?
Making the explanation.
Yeah.
No, it is a phenomenon.
Okay, what's the next question?
Well, it is a phenomenon where people are claiming to be a model, but when I think of a model, I think of like professional catwalk, professionally published in like magazines, this sort of thing.
That's your definition of model.
Yeah.
Well, I post photos of myself on Instagram.
Does that make me a model?
Well, I guess if you're getting paid for it, if you're doing an ad and you're taking photos of yourself for a company, that's technically.
But you said OF model.
Well, I get paid for it.
Well, you get paid for doing OF.
I get paid for doing social media, and by extension of having an audience.
Your job is social media.
Yeah, you can stop interrupting.
So by extension of having, you know, a reach and following in an audience on Instagram, I can push them to my YouTube videos and I would monetize it that way.
Does that make me a model?
If you want to be a model, you can be a model.
I am.
Go on, say it.
I know you want to.
I am a male model.
There we go.
I should have been featured in Zoolander.
period period period period period period uh yeah And that's on what?
I've been featured in GQ.
Oh, you.
I tried.
Mental health.
I tried.
He didn't get it.
I tried.
You are a model.
Look at you.
I'm lying about that.
Anyways, okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from London.
London.
I'm from the U.S. Have you been stabbed?
Have I been stabbed?
I hear there's a lot of stabbing.
There is a lot of stabbing.
So I've stabbed myself, but I haven't been stabbed.
On accident or intentionally?
Or do you think?
That's going to be the same thing.
Like, was it like some Japanese Harikari seppuku shit?
Huh?
You said you stabbed yourself.
You know, Harikari Seppaku?
Like when the samurai falls on his own sword because he brought dishonor to a family?
What?
I think you just glitched.
Yes, I did.
I think I'm glitching.
I think I'm making you nervous.
I'm very nervous.
I'm very nervous.
My voice is trembling.
My hands are shaking.
Maybe it's the caffeine.
Can I ask a question about the stabbing?
Yeah.
Yes.
Did you get paid for it?
Wait, she never said she got personal.
No.
No.
I did that to myself.
I thought it was like an OnlyFans, like the OnlyFans thing, maybe.
No, that'd be crazy.
I was going to say that'd be crazy.
Oh, wow, and for coming out, Rip.
So, okay, you're from London.
Were you born in London?
I was born and bred in London.
Born and bred.
Born and bred, North London.
I live near Wembley Stadium.
Wembley Stadium.
Okay, cool.
But I don't live there now, so it's fine.
I can.
No, I don't know if that answers.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you used to.
Okay, I see.
And education?
Education.
Yeah, did you go to college or you?
I stopped going to school at 16.
Okay, so you dropped out of, what's it called?
Like primary school, high school?
Well, I guess you do your GCRCs, which is like what you do before you go to college.
College is 16 to 18.
So I don't know what that is for you guys, like before you go to uni.
Okay.
I dropped out the two years before.
Two years before you were meant to go to uni.
Okay.
Have you done any uni or?
No.
Okay.
All right.
How long have you been doing OF?
Since like 2021.
Okay.
So you started it like when you were 21?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do on there?
What do I do on there?
Is it solo content?
Do you post tasteful gothic lingerie?
Tasteful gothic lingerie, you know.
I love that.
Boy girl content.
Yeah, I do a little bit of everything.
Come find me, Chloe, you know.
Word.
Okay.
Price right now.
Oh, too late.
You tried again.
I'm not sure.
I know.
I failed on the button.
I have a million buttons.
I didn't get to it.
All right.
That's cool.
What about you?
My name is Arsen.
And.
What's your government name?
Carmen.
Carmen.
Why don't you?
That's a nice name.
Why don't you say you're Carmen?
Because all my friends have cute little nicknames.
And I was like, all right, no, that's not fair.
One of y'all need to come up with a nickname for me.
Why arson?
Because I make lighters.
Oh, you make lighters.
Yeah, I suck.
Have you ever lit something on fire that was technically a felony?
Possibly.
Have you ever.
But no.
No.
Okay.
No.
That you can admit at least on the podcast.
No, I would never have a question for her, guys.
Is your name reflecting your views?
Sure.
Well, I'm not saying everyone will commit arson.
That's obviously bad.
But in terms of like just being like neurodivergent in some way, or like off from the normal.
What's your divergence?
I have bipolar disorder.
BPD.
You have Beckloid, what's that?
Bipolar.
Oh, bipolar.
Sorry, I missed it.
So you have bipolar and BPD.
BPD.
Damn.
Possibly autism.
Both my parents are autistic, but I don't know if I never got screened for it, but there are signs.
So you have.
But I have been diagnosed with bipolar and BPT.
So you have three plus mental illnesses.
Yes, we live in this.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is what we're doing.
You have the mentally illness.
You have a mental illness hat trick.
Together, we have like 12 with the Avengers actually.
Okay.
So bipolar, BPD, and others.
Okay, fun.
You know what?
I'm going to write a note.
Talk about BPD, bipolar.
We'll come back to that.
We're going to come back to it.
Welcome back to the show, by the way.
You were on the show before.
If anybody's wondering which episode she was on, it was with the dog girl, the dog girl, and then she got retweeted by Elon Musk.
Right.
So you're famous.
I am famous.
You are famous.
Elon Musk retweeted a clip of you on our podcast.
And you're also in a cult.
You're in a cult.
Are you still in the cult?
Honestly, the cult has disintegrated.
It disbanded.
Yeah, that was very unfortunate.
I wanted to join it.
I'm kind of in a new cult, though.
There's another cult.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'd necessarily call this one a cult.
We're more just like a band of like misfits.
Like I live with like seven people and we're all just like we're all artists.
We live in like an artist loft with like an art studio in the living room and it's really just cute and slay.
Everybody gets along and fights at the same time and it's yeah.
We're kind of a cold, but we're in like a band.
Kind of a cold.
A band?
You play instruments?
Well a lot of my like I have a one that's a DJ one's a producer and so like there's always music going on like every single fucking day so I would say yeah we are being sorry remind me your age.
I'm 25 now.
25 okay 25 what do you do for work I used to do only fans and seeking but within the last six months I recently just got employed with a real job and I work for child protective services now at one of their temporary care shelters and I'm going to school to become an art therapist.
But you work for child protective services?
Like what do you do you go out on calls or what do you do?
So it's like it's like a shelter and it's like I'm one of the youth counselors.
So basically when the kids get taken away from their family they come in my job is to make them feel better.
I see.
Okay, so you're not going out to like calls or whatever.
Nope.
But how big, how many people are in the shelter?
It's different every single night depending who comes in.
It's rotating all the time.
Yeah, okay.
It's not like long term then.
No, they only stick a couple like a few days to a few weeks till we can find them at home.
I see.
Okay, what's the age typically?
Are they just 18 under, so they could be like literally.
And so like they could be five, they could be 16, 17, 18?
Yeah.
Okay.
And you said you did seeking, you did OF, but not like totally done?
I was, I sucked at it.
Like, I was not good at it.
I was a broke bee like when I did that.
So I was not slaying like these, or like this girl right here.
Like, I was not making minimum wage.
so broke.
So I was like, how much were you making?
Like $1,500 a month.
Well, on Seeking, I made like $8,000 a month.
But that came with a lot of danger and stuff because I would try to rob them and they would come after me sometimes.
Wait, you try to...
Sometimes they just be too ugly.
Like, you'd be like, oh, I can do it.
But then you get there and you're like, and so you're like making drastic maneuvers to get out of there.
While robbing them.
Yes.
Yes.
That's so mean.
Ugly?
Yes, girl.
I mean, like, if you're having to pay for sex, like, you should know the risks, you know?
I mean, look at me.
Do I look like I'm finna be there being, like, no, you're paying for a person of my personality, you know?
So you, you buy at your own risk.
Wow.
Okay.
So how many people did you rob?
No, okay, not that many.
Not that many.
I would only say like three or four.
Just three casual.
Three or four.
Did you give, did you, oh yeah, a little closer to the mic if you can.
Did you give them like the sex?
The sex?
Like mind-altering substances so it would be easier to rob them.
No, most of the time they were giving it to me, but I like that.
That's always a plus.
So you would give you stuff.
Yeah.
I liked it when they gave me ketamine.
So you were committing robberies on ketamine?
I mean, I'm usually like always on ketamine.
Oh, okay.
So it's kind of just baseline.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
You operate best with your robberies on kids.
You know what?
That is actually now like a treatment full mentality.
Yeah, it's like a therapy.
It's like a literal therapy.
Work?
I guess so.
She died in rooming.
My mental health is so much better.
But I don't do it so often anymore because now I have a job.
So obviously I can't do it at work.
Have you ever robbed any of the children?
No, no.
I love this.
They're kind of vulnerable.
So you know, I don't do any drugs.
That's like a recording.
Do you only rob men?
Yes.
Older men that have the money, you know?
They can take the hit, right?
They can take the hit.
I never rob any of my friends or anything like that.
Like, no.
Like, no, that would be a problem.
Are you less or more inclined to rob somebody if you're on ketamine?
No, I would say that has nothing to do with it.
Oh, that's separate.
Okay, I see.
All right.
Any other kind of sex work, like any escorting, anything like that?
No, that was the only one with seeking.
But yeah.
But so you said on seeking you were making $8,000 a month.
I usually have like 14 dates in a month or something.
So you'd meet.
What was the average age of the men you were meeting?
It could be anything.
I was with dudes in their deathbed, like one foot in the grave.
That motherfucker was a hospice?
No, he looked like he could be in hospice, but he wasn't.
He was a dimension.
No, but he was like trying to make me dress up like Marilyn Monroe.
Like that's how old he was.
Like he was trying to get me to swing dance with him.
And I was like, you?
I was like, what the fuck am I doing?
And then he got really pissed.
He was like, he was like, you're not acting like Marilyn.
And I was like, what the f?
Did you go to swing dancing with him?
Actually?
I tried to do it.
He put me in these like big red heels, but girl, all I know how to do is put my fist.
So like, I was not fitting his fantasy, and he was getting mad about it.
Okay.
Good times.
Good times.
But so when you went on these seeking dates, here, you know what?
I'm going to revisit that just so I can get everybody's intro.
What about you?
My name is Malia.
I'm 22 years old.
I'm in my senior year of college at CSUN studying communication studies.
I have a receptionist job at a med spa and I do content creation for TikTok agencies.
You do, sorry, you do.
What is it?
Which one?
Well, there's the med spa, you said?
Yes.
And then there's, what is it for the TikTok?
I like do TikTok videos.
Oh, you make the content?
Well, yeah.
Okay, gotcha.
And you said, okay, you do calm, or you're studying calm.
Where are you from?
California.
Like Redding, California, or like the Tijuana border.
Okay.
Victorville, California, for all my high desert people out there.
Damn.
Sorry to know that.
I know.
All right.
Welcome, welcome.
What about you?
My name is Cindy Zuffel.
I'm 18 years old, currently unemployed, but I'm a military brat, so I've lived everywhere, but most recently moved here from Germany.
I'm unemployed because I'm about to start my freshman year up at BYU, Idaho.
So just waiting to get up there.
All right.
And BYU, that's a LDS.
Yeah, Brigham Young University in Idaho.
Yes.
But they don't like Mormon anymore.
It's technically a slang word, but so we prefer LDS or wait, but Mormon is like a slur.
It's technically a slur, but.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah.
Wait, it's a slur now?
Yeah, so like, obviously.
Wait, isn't it the it's called the Book of Mormon?
So we're not named after the Book of Mormon.
Sure.
Yeah, but people start calling us Mormon to call us out for that.
So Mormons, or sorry, LDS don't appreciate being aware of.
I mean, prefer LDS, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Period.
Okay.
And you were living in Germany for your whole life?
No, we were stationed there for three years.
I lived there two years of the three.
Okay.
You grew up in the U.S. mostly?
Yeah, mostly in the U.S., but we've lived in Mexico and then across the U.S. and in Germany.
Okay.
Do you speak German?
No, I don't.
I was only there for two years, and we're an American community, so it's pretty hard to learn the language fluently.
What part of Germany were you in?
Bavaria.
Bavaria, okay.
Your dad is in the military?
Yeah, he's a military chaplain.
What branch of the military?
Army.
Army.
Okay, got it.
All right, cool.
And you are going to be studying what?
Political science and costuming.
Costuming?
Yeah, pretty polar opposites.
All right.
That's going to be.
Well, I guess BYU is pretty conservative across the board, right?
The values of the church are generally conservative, but the school is just a liberal institution.
Okay.
Like colleges, yeah.
Because I feel like.
I mean, family values, yes.
They're absolutely family values followed, but isn't it the case at that school at BYU?
So this is an LDS school in Utah, right?
Salt Lake City?
So there's actually four colleges.
There's Idaho, Israel, Idaho, Israel, Utah, and Hawaii.
Wait, there's a BYU in the state of Israel?
Oh, okay.
I didn't know.
So, and you're in the one, you're going to the one in Utah, though.
In Idaho.
Oh, in Idaho.
BYUI, yeah.
Okay, I see.
Are there rules on campus?
Like, isn't it the case that men or the college men can't be in the same dorm room with a woman or something?
I am living on campus, and men are allowed in the dorms.
The dorm policies change, so it's like mine is after, I think, 10 p.m.
There can't be guys in there, but there's like a curfew.
But no, it's, yeah.
Okay.
There are values that need, or standards that must be followed.
All right.
Welcome.
Appreciate it.
What about you?
Hi, I'm Jesse.
I'm 29 years old.
I graduated college in 2019 with my business administration degree.
Okay.
And I have a minor in communication studies.
And I lived in California my whole life, except I moved out to Arizona last year.
All right, cool.
And what do you do for work?
I am the senior administrative assistant at a copper mine.
Copper mine?
Mm-hmm.
Could you get me a discount on some copper?
We don't sell to the public, and we're actually not in production yet, no.
Oh, shoot.
It's really looking forward to it.
Some copper, yeah.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, everyone.
My name is Kelly.
I'm 23 from Los Angeles.
I'm currently working as an associate editor at our marketing company.
I'm an influencer, and I do social media for Nordstrom.
And I also am doing TikTok live streaming right now.
All right.
Welcome.
Welcome back.
You're a regular.
You've been on the show.
Quite.
You're one of the OGs.
You've been started coming on in 2023.
Yeah.
Might have been before that.
2022?
I don't.
Wait.
Maybe.
Actually, wait, maybe.
It might have been, yeah.
Could have been.
Somebody find out.
Somebody find out in the chat when she came.
All right.
All right.
What about Felicity?
My name is Felicity.
I'm 19 from Santa Barbara.
19.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, people don't age as fast as they do in the UK.
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
My bad.
Wait, what?
Sorry.
Oh, Felicity, your whatnot?
I'm going to have you know that when I go to the supermarket, they won't even let me buy Red Bull because you have to be 16.
Wow.
Okay, cool.
Did you finish your intro?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Rock and roll.
All right.
We're going to get into relationship stats here in just a sec.
Let me.
We're testing out this new thing with some of the messages.
Sorry for the delay on these guys.
Mike Davis, I apologize.
Our stream yard is broken.
Not sure why.
Let's see.
Hold on.
Did it come through?
There it is.
Her brain.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
You guys don't worry about these.
Okay.
I'll get those pulled up in a sec, Mike Davis.
So, going around the table once more, what's your relationship status?
If you're single, how long have you been single?
And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
I am single, and how hmm.
How long have you been?
I've been single for like two years.
Okay.
And the longest relationship I have been in was like a year and a half.
All right.
Was that the one that ended two years ago?
No.
That one was like a year.
All right.
The most recent one?
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with him.
The year and a half one, the longest one?
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with him.
Okay.
Why?
For both?
Well, kind of.
Well, I guess they both were just like more interested in like themselves.
Okay.
They didn't want to do things together.
They wanted to do things apart.
Like what?
I don't know.
I can't remember.
It was like two years ago.
My brain doesn't go back that far.
Is it the ketamine?
I don't do drugs.
I'm sober.
She's sober booze.
Okay.
It's just the mental illness.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Okay.
And so, okay, I'll come back.
What about you?
I've been single two years, also.
My longest relationship?
Oh, four years.
Is that out of question?
Yeah.
So longest relationship, four years.
Is that the one that ended two years ago?
Who broke up with who?
I had to break up with his ass was so hard.
I love him so much.
Why?
Because he was going like really hard off the perks and also he was like becoming a demon.
And also he got cancer and he had to get his leg amputated.
I told you about that last time.
He got his what amputated?
He got his leg amputated.
Oh, leg amputated.
But there was just like so much.
And he was getting so mean.
And it was really making me cry every day.
But yeah, so I had to leave him.
Good times.
Yeah.
Goodness.
All right.
What about you?
I'm nearly single.
It's probably been like three days.
That was my longest relationship and it lasted three years.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Just ended three days ago.
Three-year relationship.
Who ended it?
Me.
Why is that?
He just wasn't growing up.
Wasn't growing up.
So you guys dated from like 19 to 22?
Yeah.
Same age?
No.
How old was he?
He's 27.
27?
Okay.
And you're 22.
All right.
He wasn't growing up.
So he's five years older than you, but immature, basically.
Yeah, which is, I mean, I thought men's brains developed around 25.
It's not always true.
Drag him, girl.
Drag him.
No, no, not dragging him, but it just was taking a little longer.
And we're going to wait it out with that one.
Have you guys ever broken up before?
No, this is like our first breakup.
First and last breakup?
Well, okay, well, I'm not telling the full story.
Yeah, you're not.
Do I go into that right now?
Yeah, sure.
You can give us a short version.
I'll give you guys a short version.
So we kind of broke up in late May, and then two weeks after, we're still back in contact and trying to work on our relationship within May to August.
And something happened in August, which was a few days ago.
And I finally came to my decision that it just wasn't working.
And he just wasn't getting better and being the man that I need him to be in order for us to continue this three-year relationship.
Did he cheat on you?
No.
So what was the thing that was the issue?
Like, was there a specific event?
I mean, yeah, but it's based off immaturity.
It's just, you know, not.
He was immature?
Yeah.
Just not.
Yeah, what did he do?
Okay, fine.
Basically, just was having a breakdown on his own life as a man and being a provider and just like coming to the realization that there's a lot of things that he is lacking as a man.
And it was kind of projecting in our relationship and it was kind of pushing me away from him.
Like, but he didn't know that he was doing that.
And I kind of came to my decision that I just don't deserve that.
And I think I give him everything as a woman.
And he's lacking a lot of things as far as just trying to become more mature, trying to move on with his life.
So then I decided when I was in college and finals, he did something very hurtful by not wanting to listen to like my finals and what I was going on in my life.
And I realized I don't feel much as a partner to him that I should be in a three-year relationship.
I feel like he should be invested in me as much as I'm invested in him and what he's doing.
So then I decided to split ways.
And then we got back in contact again two weeks after.
And he still did something immature.
Which was what?
I had a breakdown before this semester of college because I was just kind of like, I live on my own now.
I pay all my bills and I'm kind of stressed out for this new semester as a senior.
And I had a breakdown and I wasn't really wanting to talk to him because I kind of resent him as my man in a way.
And he didn't like that I needed space.
So he did.
He's went to Instagram and followed his ex from 10 years ago.
What the fuck?
You mentioned though that you had a breakdown.
So what does what does that mean?
I kind of just got a lot of anxiety and I got a little in my head about like my relationship with him and like about like what's going on in my life and like just being very stressed out and I and I just talking to him just made me more mad like in that moment.
Like, I don't want to talk to you because you're a main source of my issues right now.
And it just doesn't make me feel any better.
Like, what you've put me through and then you trying to be here for me right now, it makes me more angry because it should never get to this point.
I shouldn't be an independent woman without you.
Like, you want to be in my life, but like, we should be boyfriend and girlfriend.
You should be, you know, investing in me as I invest in you.
I shouldn't be living in my own apartment now.
I shouldn't be, like, you know, it's just he wants to make up for his mistakes.
And I, and I gave him the opportunity to do that.
But for some reason, I just got frustrated talking to him again.
I kind of don't know if I want to be an independent Malia or be a Malia that's with my, you know, ex-partner.
I wasn't sure.
Were you guys living together at any point?
Yeah.
Oh, so you were dating him for three years.
How long were you living with him?
A year.
At the end, right?
Okay, so are you guys still currently living together?
No, I moved out when I. Three days ago.
No, I moved out in May.
Oh, okay.
Moved out in May.
Yeah.
And then broke up three days ago, but you were living together for a year.
Was he paying all the bills?
No.
Most of the bills?
Yeah.
Or was it 50-50?
He was paying most of the bills, but like my independent bills, like my car payment, my phone bill.
Oh, okay.
Was he paying the rent?
Yes.
Okay, was he paying for the food?
Okay, well.
Your friend Kelly.
I don't want to say anything.
Your friend Kelly's got to say that.
I'm going to let her say whatever she wants to say about it.
She has the food.
So, okay, he was paying the rent.
How much was the rent?
Tell the truth about that.
I mean, that's not that big of a deal.
You got this.
Okay.
Well, you don't have to say how much.
I'm just saying, like, the living situation.
Just, it makes more sense of the whole thing.
Okay, there's absolutely no judgment in my situation.
So let's not judge everyone.
So we lived.
No judgment.
No judgment.
We lived in a back house of a family member of his.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah.
I don't think that's weird.
There wasn't like a big rent portion that was due, but he did pay like utilities and like all of like the streaming networks for like his family and us.
But I would pay like a monthly $150 as part of my rent.
So he was living there for free?
Do I have that correct?
Yeah.
But he was paying utilities, but it was like a family hookup.
So he wasn't paying rent.
Yeah.
Okay.
But you were living with him for rent-free.
Okay.
And he would pay for food and stuff.
I'm sorry.
He'd pay for food.
Yes.
Okay.
And all the household expenses.
But he wasn't paying for your bills.
Correct.
You said car.
Yeah.
Like, he kind of, he kind of, his perspective is like he's working towards like, you know, being the provider, you know, being a man that like takes care of a woman and kids, et cetera, right?
And like he wanted to be able to do that so that I pay for like going shopping on my own.
And, you know, like if I'm at school, like I'm able to buy myself lunch.
Like he wanted me to be able to do those things, like still be independent because that's just how I am naturally.
But there was some little odd things about the living situation.
Like as far as like it was a $150 that was required for me to pay for.
A lot of people will say that he should have been paying for it because he's not paying rent.
So it's like at least like if I live with you and you're my man, like you kind of should be paying the bills.
And I agree with that, but at the same time, I just couldn't judge him.
I'm just so used to being independent.
I guess I was just grateful, like, to be able to, like, have a shared space with him and be able to do like my own responsibilities, like, go to college, have a job, have internships.
Okay.
So I'm a very grateful woman.
But I think I looked back on a lot of different things.
We were like, oh, my God, like, you couldn't pay that $150 for me.
Or like.
You couldn't step up to the plate.
Or like, did you not want to?
Could you not afford it?
And part of me is like, he could afford it.
So that's not true.
Okay.
Earlier on, you said that you were, tell me if I'm misquoting you, you gave him a lot.
Yeah.
And he wasn't doing his part or something like that.
Yeah.
When you say you gave him a lot, what were you giving him?
What does that mean?
I just didn't give him any problems.
Like, I had no baggage.
Like, I brought no baggage to the relationship.
Loyal right away.
Like, oh, like, and I know loyalty, it should be a given thing.
Like, I know in the dating.
Sorry, one sec.
Carmen, could you, it's not a big deal, could you?
Sorry.
Just take it off because even when you move, it kind of clanks a little bit.
If you can just take it off, continue.
Go ahead.
Continue.
Okay.
What I mean by that is like I felt like I was just a very good girlfriend, like very devoted, very loyal.
Like, you know, I would, you know what I mean?
Like, oh, okay, I can't say that.
Is that a given, though?
No, it is a given, but that's not always a given.
And like our dating society, like women are not always.
Okay.
Well, if you've been dating for three years, loyalty is kind of assumed and established.
Okay, what I mean by that, like, like as far as when I mean loyal, like, you said you gave him peace?
Or sorry, what was it you said?
You didn't give him problems or yeah, like I just, I wasn't problematic.
Like, I didn't bring baggage into the relationship.
Like, no action.
Wait, but you said what precipitated the breakup is you had a breakdown.
No, that's not.
Didn't you say you had a breakdown?
That's post-breakup.
Like, we are still, we're broken up.
We broke up in May.
I'm talking about in August, three days ago.
Hold on.
Wait, I'm confused.
You said you.
Yeah, before.
So you've broken up twice.
No.
But you said you've been single for three days.
Okay.
But you broke up in May.
Let me rephrase that.
August.
So May, end of May, we split.
I moved out.
But through that split, we were still trying to work on our relationship.
And it was starting to get more serious within July and August of us really trying to work on our relationship, getting back together.
But then I'm having issues with what he put me through.
And us being back together, it was giving me like insecurities.
Like I kind of sometimes I'm like, I don't know if this is the right thing to do is continue this relationship or move forward and just try to work on myself without him.
So in this time, I'm trying to work through our relationship, but I'm having trouble with like moving on from what happened in our relationship.
Hence why we broke up in the first place.
And so one of these nights, which was like three days ago, starting my senior year, I had this epiphany that this is just a lot of stress that I am feeling.
And I don't know if being back with him is worth it because I'm seeing he's not really growing.
And that's when I was, you know, trying to push him away, like not sure if this is working for me.
Wait, so you guys, you said you kind of split up in May.
So May, June, July, August, three, four months.
Yeah.
You guys have been in a three to four month breakup negotiation.
Yeah.
And was he not wanting it to be there?
He did.
Oh, he wanted to break up.
No, he wanted, he wanted to be with me.
He realized all of his all the things that he was doing.
And you were on the fence for three to four months?
Or?
Well, a lot's been happening.
Like, I had to move to Orange County from Los Angeles.
Wait, are you guys long distance?
We were for a little bit.
There's a lot more to the story.
So, if it's not making sense, so I had I moved out of LA to go to Orange County for like two months until I figured out my finances to move back to LA.
Once I was able to do that, I moved back to Los Angeles, and that's when things obviously I started to see him physically.
So, two months, no, we didn't see each other.
Okay, it was just long distance.
And then we have Pasty George to pasty George.
Thank you, man.
Chair three, she means he wasn't doing what she wanted.
He is most likely one of the men of eight to nine on the attractiveness scale of one to two.
Oh, shit.
In other words, she couldn't control him L M F A O Do you want to respond to pasty to George if you don't want me to, Malia?
Go for it, Kelly.
Um, eight or nine is very generous for this peon who again, sorry, why can't you pay $150 for your girlfriend?
Huh?
Doesn't make sense to me.
So, yeah, she won.
Would he do for Malia for work?
I don't know.
Real estate, drug dealer.
No, no.
I mean, what part of he was in LA where you guys were living together?
Yeah.
Like, was it a nice area?
Or was it the ghetto?
No.
It was nice?
Not at all.
I mean, $150 rent contribution, living in Southern California.
I don't think it's the worst deal for a young couple.
It's the fact that he didn't have any bills to pay.
That's what I think is the problem with it.
It's if it's like.
But he's paying the utilities, right?
He was paying for all the food.
She knows utilities.
What?
$300?
He's paying for the Netflix for the $200.
The Hulu $10.
Yeah.
$15.
I'm grateful.
And I.
A month?
That shit adds up.
Yeah, I know you're grateful.
And I am saying grateful for it, but there's obviously more to the story than I'm, you know, that I've said.
You beat him up.
Cherry on top.
You beat him?
No.
What?
Oh, sorry.
I must have.
My ears are playing tricks on me.
Did you?
Is that what you want someone to do to you?
Is that what you want somebody to do to you?
Is that what you want to be?
Nah, I don't know.
Shit, I sometimes, I don't know.
Just I get intuitions, but sometimes I'm wrong.
I'm getting flustered.
I don't know.
You seem to be getting flustered.
Wait.
I'm just chilling.
Okay, cool.
Cool story.
Thank you.
I came at her with the age joke, but I don't even make no sense.
That's like 30 minutes ago.
Were you looking like the dude who was one foot in his grave who I was hooking up with?
So, like, maybe it makes sense.
She's terrible.
I looked like the dude that you were hooking up with.
I was sitting in his grave.
Closer to it.
Closer to it.
I mean, I looked like him.
You fucked him for money.
I mean, that seems like for money.
For money.
Yeah, that's not for free.
It's still bad.
Of course, not for free.
That's still bad.
Wasn't having a fairy.
I mean, you wish people would pay for heaven.
I wish people would pay me to.
You sound like you gave no pussy.
What?
Okay.
You say it sounds like that.
What about what I'm saying makes it sound like that?
I mean, any man who would come for a woman's age, that just gives you a lot of money.
What did I say?
Remind me what I said.
You, I don't really remember.
She doesn't even remember what I said.
It has something to do with her age, though.
She said something about my age.
Yeah, she said you look young.
No, she said, you're 19?
Yeah, like, in a way that you're beautiful.
And usually 19-year-olds look like here.
I'm just saying that she made a comment and then he made a comment.
Yeah, but her comment wasn't inherently bad.
No, I'm not offended.
I'm just saying that's where it came from.
Yeah, but her comment wasn't a bad one.
It was just like, oh, you look beautiful.
You're 19.
That's crazy.
I love causing mystery.
I didn't even take it as bad.
Then why did he say something back that was bad?
What did he say?
What did he say?
I think you said something about people in the UK.
Yeah, you're like people in the UK must age faster.
Yeah.
People here don't age as fast as the UK.
That'd be fucking topical because she was surprised that I assume the implication here is Felicity looks older, younger.
I don't know them.
Yeah, making assumptions.
Interesting.
It was a joke.
Is that okay?
I was assuming that Brian said that.
I mean, she probably wasn't offended, but I just don't, I just didn't like hearing it.
You were offended.
I wasn't.
Bro, you literally fucking rob people.
What the fuck?
Okay.
You've admitted to multiple felonies on the podcast, and you're offended that I made a comment about not her age, but I didn't say I was any better, but the age of people in the UK.
Yeah, but I want to golly.
But I pick you and choose.
Like, these are she's for the gone.
I'm affordable.
Exactly.
You don't get it.
You wouldn't.
This was towards a man.
Yeah, I don't get it.
You wouldn't.
You simply wouldn't because you're a man.
Your brain's probably not there yet.
He's just defending me, right?
But he wasn't defending you because she didn't say anything bad towards you.
So he was literally just attacking her for no reason.
Bro, you're tripping.
Fucking lay off the drugs.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
Maybe you should try drugs.
It sounds like you should try them.
No, I'm okay.
Maybe if you did some acid, you would be kinder.
I'd be retarded like you.
I actually love being retarded.
Actually, wow, that's a thank you.
Clipping and shit.
It was claiming.
I claim that we're in the middle of the day.
She doubles down on the retardation.
Okay, cool.
So, anyways, moving on.
Good derailing.
That was well done.
That was a good derailment.
While I was having a good back and forth with Malia here?
Okay.
So, anyways, back to Malia.
Okay, you're dating this guy, whatever.
You were upset that you had to pay.
No, I never said that.
Who said I was upset about it?
Oh, I guess Kelly was upset on your podcast.
I was sad about it.
I am upset.
Yeah, I never, I literally said multiple times that I was very grateful for our circumstances.
I never said I was upset.
Yeah, for sure.
She was, I was more mad for it.
I'm more mad about it than she is.
Wait, hold on.
I'm sorry.
I have to come back to this.
Fucking Carmen.
Carmen, bro.
Hold on.
You look like you don't get pussy or some shit.
Bro, last show, you said you called yourself a femcell.
I'm pretty sure you DM'd us saying that you're still a femme.
But I didn't say I'm any better.
I just said you also look like that.
So we're both in the.
You're gladly, gladly.
Both in the same way.
I don't get no pussy either.
You're saying, okay.
Yeah, you're just pissed off about it.
She's embracing it.
But that's like.
I mean, it's somewhat understood.
Even if it was the case that I was struggling to get pussy, even if that was the case, even if it was the case, it would occur to me that it's so easy to get dick, but you must be so off-putting that you're a femme.
I mean, that seems to be like a bigger indictment of you than it would be of me.
I probably am very off-putting, but I still love myself that way.
I'm still off-pussy.
I love being that.
Have you thought for a second for like maybe we'd dress ourselves to be off-putting for people like you?
Yes.
For me?
Do that on purpose.
Thank you.
You are so welcome.
I'm glad we have an agreement.
It's like a warning.
It's a warning.
Yeah, we do it for your benefit.
So I appreciate that.
You're so welcome.
No, I think it's good.
I think it's good that women, you know, have signs.
You know, like how the poisonous frog is often brightly colored.
So these women who put like color in their hair or, you know, the tattoos.
I think it's a really good warning sign for men to be like.
You're so welcome.
Don't date these women because they will ruin your life.
Come on.
How many lives have you ruined?
You robbed people.
Okay, but like they deserved it for being ugly for being ugly.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I don't say that.
Ugly people matter too.
And also, I'm ugly to some people, so that's all subjective.
But honestly, I forgot what the question was.
But yeah.
Okay. Okay.
It's good, though.
It's good.
Okay, so anyways, we need to finish up everybody's relationship status.
What about you?
I am single and I have never been in a relationship.
All right.
Any dates?
Ever been on the dates?
Yeah, of course I've been on dates, but just we moved so often that it made it difficult to actually have a relationship.
And I also want, like, I believe in dating to marry, and obviously I'm too young to date to marry, so I wanted to wait till I was ready.
So, how old?
How old?
I mean, 18.
No, I mean, after you said you're waiting to date to marry.
I mean, I would love to be in a very loving, healthy relationship right now.
I mean, but.
But what age are you going to start to date?
You said you're too young to.
Well, I just meant like under 18, obviously.
You shouldn't get married.
You're still dating to marry.
Well, are you waiting?
When would you like to be married by?
Well, I do believe in getting married young.
I don't know if 18 is exactly too young, but I would love to be married by 25.
Yeah.
Okay.
How many dates have you been on?
Oh, I don't know.
It's just wherever we go, there's a few guys, and I'll go on dates, and they're usually always really fun.
So I don't know.
I mean, have you dated like 50 guys?
No, no, like probably 15, maybe 20 dates.
First dates?
Any second dates?
Yeah, there's been a couple.
Third dates?
No.
What's the long.
Okay, so it's only made it to the second date.
It's more of just like friend group.
It's like a group date.
So you just go and do something fun.
So it's not really one-on-one thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
And are you, your LDS?
Are you waiting until marriage before you have carnal knowledge?
Yes, sir.
And you are like learning about have sex.
Sex.
Yeah.
No sex before marriage.
P in the V. Yes, I believe in waiting until marriage.
I think it's a virgin.
Yes, I'm a virgin.
All right.
Waiting until marriage.
All right.
Do we have any Mormons in the chat who want to?
I believe I'm the first LDS member to be on this podcast.
No, we've had some.
Yeah, we've had a couple.
Oh, good.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, Mary.
Before you do, one sec.
Hold on.
We have.
Sorry, Pasty, for the delay.
Past Chi George donated $200.
Yo, thank you, Pasty.
Speed George.
Holy fuck.
Your voice and manner of speaking are more annoying than Chair 3.
Hey, MSAO.
Who's Chair 3?
I think.
Chair 3, and then Kelly's Chair 6.
Hey, be nice to Kelly.
She's a homie.
Kelly's the homie.
She's the homie.
It's okay.
Be nice.
Thank you, George, for the TTS.
Appreciate it.
Okay, you have a question for her?
If it's too invasive, don't answer.
But are you allowed to wear tampons?
Yes, yeah.
That's a good question.
That was a good one.
I've actually never thought about it.
Can I ask you a question?
It is a really good question.
Yeah, of course.
So have you ever done that thing where they shake the ball?
Oh, soaking.
So in the culture, people try to find loopholes.
You know, with every standard, there's a loophole.
So they shake it.
It's a common joke to find a loophole.
If you're an actual committed member, if you actually cared about your reproductive health and wanting to have a healthy relationship, you wouldn't actually be pursuing that and trying to find loopholes.
If you are, you're probably not, you probably don't care about the church very much.
Yeah, I'm valid.
Oh, and can I comment on the tampon thing really quickly?
Sure.
Oh, so the tampon thing, that's like a feminine care product, so it doesn't really have anything to do with sex.
It's just a feminine care product.
Okay.
Yeah.
So anything health care and like feminine care wise, it doesn't make a difference.
As long as you can take it.
It is allowed.
Okay.
It's not allowed.
It's just normal.
How about you?
I am married.
I've been married for four years, but we've been together for nine.
Okay.
Is this your longest relationship?
All right.
Any kids?
No.
Planning to have kids?
No.
Oh, okay.
Like 100% set on that?
100% set on that.
I've been like that my whole life, though.
Okay.
Gotcha.
And pets?
Yes.
I have two black labs and they're at home waiting for me.
All right, cool.
What about you, Kelly?
I am in a relationship and we have been together for four years now.
Damn.
I think, yeah.
Four years.
Yeah, it's been a while.
When's he gonna pop the question?
I don't really want him to.
Oh, you don't want to get married?
Not yet.
No.
I want to, yeah.
But like my wedding, I want it to be really specific, and I know it's going to take a while to plan.
What do you want?
Well, something intimate, but like it's going to be, I want to do everything.
I don't want to hire a wedding planner.
I don't want to have other people doing it.
Like I want to make like the little name tags myself and everything.
I want to make the invitations.
I want to make like all the decorations or whatever.
So I know like that's going to take a while.
And I'm just enjoying where we are in life.
He's more like pressed about wanting to pop the question.
Okay.
I'm not pressed about.
Is he the one?
Yeah.
All right.
Are you planning to have kids at some point?
Yes.
Do you want kids?
Yeah, we've already talked about that.
Like in the next four years.
Got it.
All right.
Felicity.
Single for a few months.
Longest relationship was two years.
All right.
All right.
That's everybody's relationship status.
Yours.
Oh, top secret.
Top secret.
I'm a virgin.
Yeah.
I'm a femcel.
I would have said.
And Intel.
I would have to do that.
And a virgin.
Okay.
So just kidding about all of it.
Let's see here.
Oh, there was a question I had related to this.
Related to, is anybody else a virgin at the table?
Guess not.
Okay.
Congrats.
Congratulations.
Based red-pilled W in the chat.
All right.
And will you only date a guy who's LDS?
Or could it be a Christian?
So on that, so essentially, you know, dating your political beliefs, like you want to date someone who's similar to your beliefs, you can actually get along.
It's the same idea.
So personally, I'd prefer dating someone who's Mormon just because then we're actually compatible with the standards.
Okay, how many children do you want?
Four to six.
Not bad, right?
Not bad.
All right.
Mormons, you can hit her up, I guess.
Sorry, LDS.
They don't like the Mormon term.
It's a slur.
Oh, what's the Discord comment?
It says, wait, please.
I know, what are they saying?
Oh, don't worry about that.
They're just talking.
They're saying very polite.
Yeah, I fear you don't want to know what they're saying.
I know.
They're complimenting all of you and saying how nicely all of you are dressed.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
And how wonderful all of you are.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
It is, you know, a thing that they do.
Okay, we're going to get into some of the pre-show notes, starting with Chloe here.
Chloe, you said that you used to sneak out of the psych ward to go out on dates with your boyfriend, and you got caught and kicked out of the psych ward.
Yeah, I did.
Dot, dot, dot.
How many times have you been in the psych ward?
How many times?
Well, I've been in three times, but I was in it for five years.
Jeez.
Wait.
Three times, five years.
Because in the UK, we do really long admissions.
Like, I think like a year and a half, two years.
Like, really long admissions.
So our healthcare system.
Why were you in.
Was it different each time or for the same reason?
No, always for the same reason.
Which is what?
Because I just kept trying to kill myself.
Just for the rest of the show, if you can use like.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We didn't go for it.
Use unalive.
Okay.
Unalive or like self-delete.
It's okay.
Self-delete.
Self-delete.
That was cute.
How many times have you tried to self-delete?
Maybe like four or five times, but mostly it was the.
I don't.
What would you call the other one?
Just self-harming.
Yeah, how would mute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We see.
Oh, yeah.
Or be.
Contrary to popular belief, I did not fall through a window.
I did this to myself.
Got it.
Okay.
And.
Do I have a reason why?
Sure.
Oh, no.
That wasn't even your question.
That was her question.
Can you answer that?
Why not?
No, I'm joking.
Childhood stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
You said that.
Why not?
Would you give you medications?
Yeah.
That was one of the best bits.
Felt like I was floating.
What kind of medications were they giving you?
Tomazepam, diazepam, every different type of antipsychotic, antidepressant, mood stabilizers, everything.
Are you taking anything currently?
Yeah.
What do you take?
Why do I not act like I am?
What do you take?
I take, well, they're called different things because in the UK it's different, but I take diazpam, promethazine, melatonin, sodium valprate, and citrulline.
Okay.
And are any of those antipsychotics?
So rude.
Why is that rude?
You said you were on them.
I just don't know what some of those are.
No.
Mood stabilizer, antidepressant, anti-anxiety, and then to help me sleep.
Right.
Because I don't sleep too good.
When's the last time you were in the psych ward?
Actually, quite a while ago when I was 19.
So it's been seven years.
Yeah.
So you've made some improvement.
Very proud.
I don't actually.
I think he's proud of me, guys.
Clips.
I mean, I'm not saying that in a mocking way.
I think it's a good thing if people have been struggling with things that they can have some semblance of improvement.
So I genuinely wish you well in that well, okay.
You're not going to take it politely, but no, I'm just like so self-deprecating.
Oh, okay.
I love it.
And three times you were in there total for five years.
Yeah.
Did you?
So I basically spent all of my teenage years in the psych ward.
Did you date in the psych ward?
Not other people in the psych ward, but I did date whilst I was there.
And I would leave.
Yeah.
Okay.
And they were not good people.
Not good people.
Yeah.
Do you have your phone in there?
In two of them, you weren't allowed your phone, which was absolute.
It was a nightmare.
Can you imagine?
We were all like 16.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That shit sucks.
No outside communication.
You literally had a TV, and that was it.
Awful.
Were there any like hella funny people?
You yeah, one time somebody shat in a teapot and we had to have a community meeting to talk about who shat in the teapot, but nobody would own up to it.
So then we weren't allowed to go on our trip on friday because we'd been bad and they had to spend the money on a new teapot.
Did you find out who it was?
No, we never found out.
Class Chi, George donated 200 chair for basically, the chat is mostly saying, based Mormon for being a virgin, wanting a husband and children and not being a 304 like most Western women who are infected with feminism.
Your response, I think it's okay to be normal.
I think it's okay to want traditional values.
So I have the chat starts that I think it's okay as long as you're not like judging other people who have, as long as you're not judging other people for like, whatever life they want to live.
You know well, I still believe in the freedom of choice.
I just think that there is um, better choices.
All right uh, okay.
So going back to you, uh Chloe you uh, you would go out, used to sneak out the psych ward.
Going um, you got kicked out of the psychedelic.
Um, you said you, I guess, moving on off of the psych ward stuff, you traveled four hours to meet a boy you met on tick tock, who kept calling you autistic in a bad way yeah, from.
So from London to where was he?
Was he a scouser?
What was that mean?
Yeah, he was a scouser.
How did that?
It's not in the notes boys, I just guess that's yeah.
No, he actually did that.
It's just, it's like a part in the chicken pot.
How do they say, was it chicken and cock?
Chechen Checken, i'm not very good, I don't.
Yeah, I don't do it.
The chicken and coke, how do you do it?
No, you got this All right, whatever.
But so you traveled to Liverpool then?
No, no, no.
Where was it?
Like Manchester?
Okay.
Wait.
I don't know how far.
Scouser is Liverpool, isn't it?
They're all the same to me.
I live in London.
Okay, Northern.
Okay, all right.
I'm sorry.
So, Manchester, you traveled four hours to meet him.
Yeah.
What kind of content did he make?
Just like Thurst Trap Boy star.
Like, he was a dancer?
Like, he did a little bit of lame-ass TikTok dances.
You, you, you know, the kind of boy that I'm talking about.
I've been disassociating, I'm not gonna lie.
Fair enough.
Just like, I guess, like, outfit videos to like songs, or like, I don't know, just like fast trappy.
Okay.
How did that did you?
Was that a one-time thing?
Or?
No, it wasn't a one-time thing.
I put myself through it like seven times.
Did he ever drive to see you?
No, I don't think he drove.
Every single, every single time we met in a different place in the UK.
You would.
Oh, it's okay.
You went to him?
No, we both met somewhere in the UK.
Okay, interesting.
Yeah.
All right.
How many followers did he have?
I don't know.
You said this is a famous TikTok.
No, I didn't say it was a famous TikTok.
I just said TikTok.
I met him on TikTok.
You met him on TikTok.
That is correct.
Well, I assume.
So he's not.
I don't know.
He had like 40K or something.
Oh, damn.
All right.
Was it Bevo?
Yeah, obviously.
He's terrifying.
Bevo.
You've met him?
No, he scares me.
We've had him on the podcast.
Have you actually?
Yeah.
I mean, besides.
Sorry, Bevo.
You're a freak.
I mean, I thought it was kind of entertaining to have him on.
I mean, anyways, that's the type of conversation.
You said going to a bar for a drink isn't a date, it's an addiction.
And so far as how removed you are from your feelings, that you need to use something, aka alcohol, to cope.
Serial daters aren't in love with love.
You said alternative men hate alternative women.
They don't want to date them.
They just want to have fun with them.
They want to date basic girls so they are the one that looks cool.
What does that happen every time?
It's crazy.
It's just the way it is.
I think they don't like, I don't know.
They want, I don't even know.
Brain off help.
My alternative comfort.
Yeah.
No, I've also experienced that.
I was just telling her how, like, I asked this dude to date me.
And then he was like, I'm not dating right now.
And then a week later, when I hit him up, he's dating some girl.
And I look at the girl and she's like completely just like, you know, like normal and stuff.
And I was like, that's so interesting because I thought you would like someone more like me.
And, but at the end of the day, I do realize I probably am a problem in a lot of ways.
So, and that's why I've been working on myself a lot.
But well, I, you know what?
Look, I don't want to paint with too broad of a brush, but I think people who tend to be attracted or tend to be drawn to more alternative subcultures or whatnot, it's not always the case.
Some people do it strictly for some sort of aesthetic, but oftentimes it's the case.
These people disproportionately have various traumas, they have mental illnesses.
I'm not saying this is an attack or an insult, but you know, for you know, it is something that is studied.
And I.
I want to see proof.
No, I know, I know it's true, but I'd like to see you pull up proof.
Just because there's a study, I mean, I could cite to at least like, for example, people who have tattoos, it is an indicator of, you know, certain things.
Typically, tattoos are associated with more alternative lifestyle or alternative subculture, this sort of thing.
I think, though, perhaps why it's the reason why alternative men struggle to date alternative women is because they want to date their mom.
Hold on.
I highly doubt this, but I think it's very difficult.
Let's say they're flawed individuals and they have baggage, whatever.
It's very difficult for two fucked up people to date.
It's hard enough for like a mostly well-adjusted person to date a fucked up person, but two fucked-up people dating, that's like that is compounding the potential opportunity for conflict in a relationship.
So it's like, I don't know.
I think, I mean, it can go that way often.
So, I mean, look, this isn't a monolith here.
There are definitely people who are fucked up, who look, who seek out someone else who's fucked up because, you know, you could, I guess, you could look at it from both dimensions, but yeah, I would disagree.
I would say that's when it's like the most magical.
Like, when you're both the same amount of fucked up, like, and you bond over that, that's like such a sacred bond.
And I have been in a long-term relationship, so I know there will be someone who can take all my fucked upness and accept me no matter what.
Well, so I'm not speaking in the monolith here.
So, of course, two people who are fucked up, they date all the time.
But I'm saying that I think maybe one of the reasons is it's difficult for a fucked up person to date another fucked up person.
That's a lot of fucked up to be dealing with.
So they perhaps, I mean, look.
You don't have to be alternative to be fucked up, though.
I agree.
And then also, I have a standpoint more of the if you are fucked up, no matter if you're alternative or not, whatever you are, probably shouldn't be in a relationship.
Yeah, that's why I seem to be.
Go work on yourself.
Like, don't.
That's what I mean by like, you're not in love.
You're not in love.
You're in love with the idea of wanting to be in love and then putting that onto someone else.
Do you work on yourself?
Yeah, I've been in therapy for about 12 years.
Oh, okay.
I've done every type of therapy.
Yeah, I guess I agree, but let's.
You shouldn't date if you're fucked up.
Yeah, people invariably date when they're fucked up.
Yeah.
And then they wonder why the results are bad.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's natural.
Like, you have to go through the course of realizing you're too fucked up to be dating and you got to try it out and have those trial and errors.
And then once you have the realization, like, oh, I'm the problem.
Then you can start to work on yourself.
So I would say you could, you know, it's both.
Word?
Okay.
Let's see here if we have any.
Oh, Spyro did a raid.
Thank you, Spyro.
I don't know.
All right.
Is there anything else?
You think that alternative men won't date alternative women because they want to date their moms?
I mean, that's the reason.
There's always a little bit of that in the back of everyone's head, right?
That's what they want to.
I've heard people say that too.
It's just like too far removed from someone that they can envision in their head as like controlling them.
That's actually like a psych, like, what psychologist, famous psychologist said that?
I forgot his name.
Yeah, Freud.
He literally had a whole study about that.
Word.
You gotta be surrealist somewhere.
Who got the study?
Going into the world.
I'm not just a boss.
I told you.
I know things.
Not very useful things, but I know things.
She knows.
She drinks and she knows things.
I'm sober, actually.
Game of Thrones.
Never mind.
Carmen, you.
Yeah.
Actually, you know what?
Let's start with your new notes.
New notes from Carmen, otherwise known as Arson, otherwise known as definitely not lighting trap houses on fire on the weekends.
I would never do that.
Never would do that.
You wrote, oh my, sorry.
Okay, found it.
You are still living the femcell that femme life.
So you're a femme?
I would say so.
I would say I very much still don't like men because they really don't make no sense to me.
You don't like men?
Wait, what's the difference between femme and lesbian?
Femmcel is when you don't like men.
You just don't.
That's not really what I mean.
You like.
Okay, then what is it?
Mary, can you tell me?
You choose to not have sex because you don't want to have sex.
Let's just think about the terms.
The terms here.
Okay.
Incel.
Yeah.
Involuntarily.
The opposite of incel.
I've seen what incel is.
It's like they talk shit about women and stuff because they can't get no woman.
You're a femme person who is involuntary.
Incel is, it stands for involuntarily celibate.
Yeah.
So a femme cell would be a woman.
Nobody wants to have sex with you.
Despite your desire and efforts to get laid, you can't get laid.
Yeah.
So a femcell would be a female involuntarily celibate.
It's more like entirely celibate.
Every time I try to have sex, like I cry a lot afterwards.
And like I have like full-on breakdowns.
Like I'll like, like literally in the bed next to them, like I'll just start being like, you know?
Whoa.
So like.
Are you exaggerating?
No, I'm not exaggerating.
So wait, you just do you, is it because you do you or do you not climax?
Usually I use my vibrator.
So that way like it's like I don't know why that mattered.
But anyways, I so okay.
You just had because maybe I was like, maybe the sex was really bad and that's why you're crying.
It's more like I wish I could feel something for them.
You're empty.
Yes, I just feel so empty and like I wanted so bad to feel something.
You're a vampire.
Yes, I am.
There.
Yeah.
So you're an empty husk.
You feel nothing.
I mean, I feel like.
Do you feel disappointment like the sex was trash and you're like, damn?
It has nothing to do with like the sex really, but I like I do it.
I do the sex in hopes that I will feel that connection.
But it's like it never happens because I don't know.
JPC around my heart.
But yeah.
And so like, I'll just like have a full-on meltdown and be like, I don't like you.
Get out of here.
And then you kick the guy out?
Like you hit it.
Like you kick them out right after sex?
Usually.
Well, it depends.
If they're like, you're like a dude.
You're like a guy.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
The guy's like trying to cuddle you and shit.
Some nice alt boys like, oh, can we cuddle?
You're like, no, get the pencil.
Well, it depends.
If they're acting like they like me, then that's when I do that.
But if they act like they don't like me, then I want them to stay.
Wait, so how many times have you cried after sex?
Well, I don't even, I haven't even counted.
A lot of times.
More than a dozen?
I would say a lot.
I don't know if I've counted, but it's been a lot.
When's the last time you cried after sex?
Last night?
No, I wasn't date.
I didn't date it.
Honestly, not recently.
I haven't had like a lot of sex.
I mean, that's a lot.
What was the last time you cried?
Honestly, ever since, like, I haven't been crying recently.
I've always been doing a lot better because, like, I live with like a bunch of my friends now.
So, if I start crying, they immediately come into my room and they're like, love, love, love.
And then I stop throwing my pillows around and stop trying to stab the walls and stuff.
But, like, so like, they make me feel better instantly.
Oh, you know, so I wouldn't even count like those times.
But, like, so, like, I would say it's not been for like seven months that I've really had like a full-on like freak out.
Oh, you're not.
Wait, have you been celibate for seven months?
I wouldn't say I've been celibate, but I've been getting better at like not giving a fuck.
Like, I've been getting better at, like, I could like fuck somebody and then be like, I ghost them right after.
Wait, you're getting better?
That's better to you?
Yes, because before I used to be, like, so, like, if I fuck somebody, then I'm like, I need you to date me now.
And, like, now I can just be like, Doses, I'm the man.
I feel like I got a date, like, my dick bigger than your dick.
And so, like, peace.
But, like, and nobody even cares because that's like dating culture now.
And honestly, it feels empowering.
It feels empowering to me that I can do that.
Are you suggesting that you've completely numbed yourself out to sex and relationships?
Yes.
I mean, not love in general.
I feel a lot of love for my friends.
I feel a lot of spiritual love.
So I have a lot of love and love for myself.
But love for men, yeah, no, cancel that.
So the crying, when you like said that you were like crying after you have sex, is that with men or women?
I wish I could have sex with women, but unfortunately, I'm not gay.
I see.
Okay, something unfortunately loud.
Wouldn't loving yourself actually want to treat yourself better and not put yourself through an emotional experience like that and ruin a potentially very good thing?
Loving myself meant being okay with being alone.
Because for so long, like if I was alone, I've had so much anxiety.
I want to fucking kill myself.
I want to like, I want to do, like, I just think about dying over and over and over whenever I'm alone.
And so learning how to love myself meant like spending enough time alone and doing like so much mental work.
And like every night I'm like watching Buddhism videos.
Every night I'm like, I'm like trying to watch hypnosis videos.
Every night I'm like learning, studying.
I'm going to school for psychology.
I'm doing all this stuff to try to better my mental so I'm okay with being in my own skin.
Well the part that confuses me if like maybe you could just explain a little is like you said that you felt empty and that's why you were crying after sex but now you're like I'm trying to disassociate from it and not have any emotional connections.
So that to me is emptiness and why you would be feeling that way.
So it's it was it's a fact of embracing the thing that I was so scared of.
Like that's why honestly I feel like I do a lot of things that scare me because when I do that it's it it fulfills this part of me of this fear I have gets you past it.
Yes.
If I can embrace that fear and become it fully then I'm not scared anymore.
What kind of things are you doing that you're scared of?
You know not too much anymore.
That was like a lot of stuff I was doing in the past but honestly a lot of stuff I was scared of is just like even moving here and coming here.
You know like it took leaving my whole life my whole family not coming here with any money.
I was like, you know like couch hopping at first like you know doing things where I didn't know what was gonna happen to me going to immense ass houses that I didn't know was gonna happen to me.
But once I did it and realized I'm gonna be okay.
I'm gonna be okay no matter what.
Like because the universe takes care of kind people.
And so yeah, just doing anything and everything I'm scared of.
Even stuff like going to school or like going to work every single day.
Like, yeah.
What about you crying after having sex was scary to you?
Like, what was it that that was scary?
You know, I wish I knew the real in-depth part, but I think just like when you're bipolar and have BPD, your emotions are on 10, you know?
Like, and maybe a normal person would feel like a little bit, but because of like some sort of stuff from your childhood past, maybe you, or even just genetically, like, I felt so much emotion in that point in time, so much anxiety, like it's just coming out.
Would you be willing to be willing to concede that that emotion, surge of emotion, might be because you weren't confident that what you were doing was good?
Because you kept on trying to fill the emptiness with more empty sex.
Yeah, I was definitely looking for love in all the wrong spot for sure.
I agree.
You think it was like a form of self-harm?
Like sex, meaningless sex.
I don't think sex inherently is self-harm.
I think it's just as natural as blinking and farting.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, like, for you.
For me?
I don't.
No, because I wouldn't say I regret any of the things I've done in my life ever because they make me who I am.
And I want to, and I love who I am.
So, so even if I've done mistakes in the past, like acted certain types of way, I just forgive myself every time because I'm regret robbing people.
No.
I mean, if I had robbed nice, kind people, I would have regretted that.
But these men were crusty, musty, dusty, crusty Cretans.
How long did you talk to them before robbing them?
Usually I hit them up like the day before, and then I'm there, or like the weekend.
I don't know.
Not too long.
But girl, these men were like, if you're paying women to have sex, that in itself is a crime.
So it's like crime to crime.
So it's like, that's another point.
So you didn't really know them?
No, not at all.
Would you cry when you had sex with them?
You might cry over there, but once I have the money in hand on the way back, I'm like, are you sure it's not like a form of self-harm?
Because I know that people with borderline personality disorder sometimes they'll if you want to call it that, I don't mind calling you that but like it was just work.
It's just like what I was doing for income at the time because I didn't.
I didn't, I was trying to get a job, but it doesn't work like you can't like immediately get a job, you know.
So I was really like only trying to do it to survive.
I didn't have any money, I didn't have anybody to give me money and I didn't have any way to like live.
So I just had to make money ASAP, you know.
And I just asked my friends, guys, I have no money, I don't know what to do, and they're like I know God can give you money.
So it's like you know what I'm saying.
So, but now that I've had time to apply and get a job, I would rather work, because I didn't like crying in the Uber on a way there some girls are very strong, you know I'm a pussy, so I just wasn't able to continue to do that.
So you put yourself through emotional turmoil just for the sake of money.
I mean, there's always a way to make money without compromising morals.
No, I definitely did it because So, like when you have bipolar disorder, so a part of it is that you, your fight or flight is like, is like ready to go a lot and but you're sitting down, you're being still so, you feel like anxious, and so, like a lot of times I would do dangerous things to match how I feel inside, and then it would make sense to me as to why I was feeling so amped up and so like.
I did it to match my reality.
It's called cognitive dissonance.
Once you, I feel like maybe having maturity emotional maturity would be able to have those emotions and not act out in such rash ways is have the emotional security yeah, yeah.
And also being able to actually feel the emotion and sit with the emotion and not do anything to try and push it away.
That's what I practice.
Oh yeah, that's cognitive dissonance, but I do.
I did have to go through seven eight, nine years of doing it the other way to even care enough about myself to want to do it in a different way.
I have a question for you, have you ever and excuse me if this is rude have you ever been medicated?
Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.
And were you medicated when you were doing sex work, uh kind of.
I was like really bad at taking it, so like not really.
But also they have put me on like the craziest, most like heavy dose stuff where like if I took it I was like a robot, I didn't think any thoughts.
But now i'm on like a very low dose and I think it's because I was so bad at taking it that it wasn't working.
But now that i've been taking it for a long time I feel a lot better.
You feel more stable now.
Yeah, that's good.
I mean, that makes sense.
Your brain is like the most powerful thing and you can convince yourself of anything.
So if you're not right there, so many other things follow.
That that's so true.
If you because I know you said earlier you were telling us how like you sucked at only fans, oh yeah okay, if you were like really good at it though like, let's say, like you were popping on only fans, would you quit your job?
Now I might have honestly, because like i'm so Adhd bro, like that's that stuff was like it was.
Just I don't know.
Actually, no money is a motivator.
I probably would have kept doing it.
I don't know, I can't say for you both, no right.
My thought was, you got shouted out by Elon Musk so your popularity had have gone up, but it didn't.
I didn't even know the new followers.
Yeah, what was that?
It was like oh, do you think white people can be racist, or some shit.
And then I was like oh, no.
It was like, do you think you'd be racist towards white people?
And I was like no.
And then Elon Musk was like oh, but white people were slaves first.
And I was like nobody really cares, though I mean that is true, though what nobody really cares though.
Yeah, think about it.
If you, if you're in a room and you say, like white people are slaves first, I doubt anyone's gonna be like i'm so sorry.
You know what I mean.
Like when we're in the United States, I don't think.
Well, it's probably because we don't care about the person.
Wait, so hold on.
Um yeah, they.
They were like a small portion.
They were everyone's been Like, every race has, so it like makes me think white.
Wouldn't that point towards privilege?
If black people complain about the racism that they experience and it gets cared about, wouldn't that point towards a sort of privilege?
But look at all the shit that they be having to go through in ghettos.
In ghettos, that's primarily black.
Like all that shit stemmed from fucking slavery.
But like, yeah, there's white people in ghettos too, but like, it's just not as much statistically.
You know what I'm saying?
I strongly disagree with that.
I feel like you end up in life where you are based on your choices.
Everybody has a choice every single day to do all different things.
Like the family that I came from, I don't feel as though my life reflects how I grew up.
So it's choices.
I mean, everybody has their own resiliency.
You know, I see the same thing, like, especially in my new job now, I see kids who like, you know, come from these broken homes and they're like, I want to be better.
I want to be doing this.
But there's a lot of kids that also are like, I'm fighting.
I'm this and that.
Well, it goes one of two ways, right?
You either see how your parents are in the life that you're living and you either follow the path or you say, this is not what I want and you go the opposite direction.
It is really hard though for a lot of those kids that are coming from households and to go that opposite direction because all that they're seeing is one thing.
So it's really hard for them to go and seek that help because they don't, everything that they're doing right now they think is right.
So that's why I would say it is not impossible though.
No, of course it's not impossible.
Yeah, it is the American dream, but a lot of people are, a lot of people are born into families where they are set back, way more set back than a lot of other people.
But we believe in we don't believe in equity.
So if you believe in equity, then that would make sense, that line of thinking.
But because we believe in equality and not starting from the same point, but the end goal is the same point.
Yeah.
You shouldn't booster somebody who, yes, may be less privileged, but that's their choice to rise up.
Okay, then let me ask you a question.
Do you think it's more respectable of someone who was born a millionaire to end up with still a million dollars or somebody who was born with zero dollars and ends up with a million dollars?
Will you restate the question?
What's more respectable?
Somebody who was who worked for and earned it for someone who was inherited it?
No, that's not my specific question.
My specific question is: what's more respectable?
Somebody who was born with a million dollars and died with a million dollars or somebody who was born with zero dollars and died with a million dollars in their bank account.
Well, the person was born with a million dollars still had to work to keep the million dollars.
So, yes, the person who was less fortunate had to work, I would say, harder to get to that point.
So, which is more respectable is the question.
I don't, I think it's respectable that they both worked hard.
I think it is very respectable that somebody did work from poverty all the way to a million dollars.
That's absolutely factual.
Do you think they worked harder or do you think they worked less?
Probably harder, yeah.
Yeah, that's yeah, but that's what I'm that's that was kind of my point.
It's just that this, these kids, for you guys to say that, oh, like, well, just because this person, yeah, they had a harder life, well, they should have made the right decision.
It is harder for a lot of other people to make the harder decision to make that decision.
So, the decision to work harder is harder for you to make that decision, but you still chose to make that decision.
But what is this kid gonna do if they can't pay for their if they can't pay for the food on their table?
Yeah, that kid, that kid, you're just gonna, you think that kid should make the cognitive decision to go and mow some lawns and so that they can get $8 so that they can pay for their dinner.
That's a child, of course not.
But that's what I'm saying.
That falls on the parents, but again, okay, we're saying that they have bad parents.
That's right.
Well, I think that you guys are understanding there's so many bad parents out there.
Parents that are drug dealers, parents that are prostitutes, parents that are hookers.
There's all these parents.
I know so many people that I've had parents, and like they grew up in these situations, and it's so sad to see and look back at it because there's so many things.
Yeah, they could have made a better decision.
I have a friend, her mom's a stripper, and she's always been like fucked up or whatever.
What everybody else would say is fucked up.
But she is still at the end of the day, she was really nice.
But then I look at her and I'm just like, dude, I didn't know she became a prostitute.
And then once I saw her and I was like, it makes sense because her mom was a whole stripper her whole life.
What other direction is she supposed to take when her sister's a prostitute and her mom's a stripper?
So the other direction that you could take is there are many different things in many communities that help children in bad homes.
How is that child supposed to know where to go and how is that child supposed to know that there are things that I think they have to have like at least one good influence?
Yes.
Somebody had to have been an influence in their life.
And that is why some people make it out.
How is the child even meant to know that what they're going through is wrong?
Yeah.
They have nothing else to do.
You're totally right.
Because those kids who have a mentor, those are the kids that really do make it out from poverty.
They're the ones who have a mentor.
That's the whole point of having a community.
That's the whole point of having a community specifically looking out for children.
We're not denying that.
Of course, there should be communities looking out for children.
Children, like there's all sorts of different uneven circumstances, of course.
But what we're saying is when that child can still make the decision when they're 16 whether or not to have sex or whether or not to do drugs or whether or not, because at that point, they are aware of right and wrong.
Like that's they're aware of right or wrong, but you have no idea how strong their neural pathways are by that age already.
Well for sure, but you still have the ability to make choices.
Almost as long as you've been alive.
Like if you've lived that way for 16 years, you're going to have to spend 16 years online and behaviors.
Yeah.
Fixing what your parents are.
Kids don't learn that.
That's something you learn as a child.
And that's what you have to choose.
You have to.
As an adult, that is your responsibility too.
Yeah, but you can't do that until you're an adult.
Can't or mix it up.
You don't know how to.
You don't have to.
You don't have even the knowledge to even understand that you have to do this.
So, for example, I have a friend who literally has no idea how to schedule a doctor's appointment herself.
Well, that's the failure of the parents and the parents should be aware of that.
Exactly.
I know, but okay, so again, you're saying it's the failure of the parents.
I know that I understand that you're saying it is the failure of the parents, but it is unI think it's unfair for you guys to say that, well, this child could have chose this direction in their life.
And that's why they're not necessarily children.
I was speaking about adults because at some point you realize wrong and right, right?
But then when you hit adult age, like when you hit the age of adult where you can make decisions for yourself and you're still choosing to do the wrong thing or go down the wrong path, whatever that may be, you came to a conclusion that that was wrong when you have full autonomy of yourself.
Okay, so a 16-year-old who is a child against adults.
Okay, I know, but don't you think a 16-year-old's decision?
16 is almost 18.
That's almost a grown person.
So it's like, well, if that person is at 16 years old and they make the wrong decision in two years, their life can be fucked up.
So by the time they're 18, they're an adult, right?
They should have made the right decision.
That's what I'm trying to like.
Well, no, these childhood decisions lead up to the adulthood decisions that they're making.
Again, if your parents put you on the wrong path, this is what you chose.
By the time you hit adulthood and you take a step back and you look at your life and you say, I don't like the way this is going.
Yes, they've made these choices to get there.
Then don't vape.
If you're going to vape, like blow it behind you or something.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
It's okay.
Anyways, I'm rather finding this to be a dull affair.
I'm going to move it on from no offense to people talking, but I don't know, whatever.
Fucking all I had.
Start talking about kids, whatever.
Okay.
Well, that's a good number.
It was a good number.
What's your diagnosis?
You?
Do you have diagnoses?
Oh, do I ever?
What are they?
I have BPD.
I have autism.
I have epilepsy.
I have functional neurological disorder.
That's about it.
Thank you so much, everyone.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Do I win a whatever t-shirt?
You win a lifetime of difficulty.
No, can I win a whatever t-shirt?
Man, no.
Why not?
That's so rude.
Whatever.
Got it?
Grip.
What the hell?
Okay.
We have a chat coming in for the friendly LDS lady.
Uno Memento.
It's taking forever to pull up.
If you guys want to get a message in, $100 TTS, $200, or sorry, $100 read, $200 TTS.
Felicity, can you read this?
You're going to read the hundreds.
Coming from a RM graduated from BYU, why in the celestial kingdom are you on the podcast, LDS girl?
Walk right into outer darkness.
Why don't you LL?
That's funny.
Do you guys know what RM means?
No.
Return missionary.
So somebody who just came back from their two year or year and a half mission.
So I chose to come on this podcast because I love debate.
I love discussion.
And I think it's a great way to expose more ideas.
Love that.
Good times.
Good times.
Darth Perdishus.
Thank you, I guess.
Are Mormon women, sorry, LDS women not allowed to do podcasts?
Apparently not.
Apparently we're not allowed to talk about good values.
Okay, so you were on Seeking.
You robbed people, I guess.
That was cool.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, I think what kind of got the conversation a bit off track, you said you cry after sex.
What about it?
I want to ask the one.
What happens during?
During, too.
Oh, wow.
Does that usually stop or does it keep going?
Like, do you want it to stop or do you want to keep going when you start crying?
No, I want to stop, but usually I let them finish just because I'm nice like that.
You're generous like that, yeah.
That's nice.
I guess that's nice of you.
I feel like if a girl, I would want to stop right away.
You'd think, right?
Well, I would.
Even if you don't know that.
Even if she was crying, but she's like, no, keep going.
I think if a girl started crying, I'd like instantly.
You think guys miss signs all the time?
Like, so many times girls will be like giving signs they don't want it, but guys are just like, they're thinking with their peepee, so they don't care.
I don't know.
If a girl starts crying, are you a loud crier?
Are you kind of like the soft?
No, I'll just like shed a tear.
A singular tear.
Like from that commercial where the people were littering.
It'll just, I'll be straightforward.
It'll just like flow out.
So you don't make a noise.
Because if it's doggy style, then they probably couldn't.
Yeah, usually I just like go mute.
I'll go mute.
I won't even try to like moan or anything.
Yeah, but maybe that's the autism.
This is why the boy called me autistic.
Because he was eating me out and I wasn't saying anything.
Oh, well, that was his mistake.
And he said, have you got something to say?
And I said nothing.
And he said, don't go non-verbal on me, you little autistic bitch.
Can you imagine?
That's actually usually what I say.
Because I won't want them to feel bad for making me cry because it won't necessarily be a bit more dangerous.
Yeah, Dougie's in the chat.
So I'll just be like, sorry, I'm autistic.
Wait, can you repeat what he said?
No, that's...
Yes!
Don't you dare go non-verbal on me, you autistic little bitch.
And that was whilst he was eating me out.
I said, babe, it's been 10 minutes.
Nothing's going to happen.
I think he was embarrassed.
So romantic.
Wow.
She's dropping some bots.
These are actually good tips, men.
You should try some of these sets.
You should try this out.
Yeah.
I think somebody once told me a story of a girl asked a guy to talk dirty.
She wanted him to talk dirty.
And he was, because I guess he was a bit quiet.
He's very new.
You know, he's very fresh, very, very green.
Didn't have a lot of experience.
Never did that before.
And what he resorted to was, yeah, you like that, you fucking retard.
And that was that was talking dirty.
Oh my god, tell me why I've had that same thing happen to me.
And I swear that's why I started crying.
Because like we were doing it, and I was like, I was like, okay, everything's fine, everything's fine.
And then as soon as he was like, he was like, mission accomplished.
And I was like, I cringed so hard inside that it just made everything inside me struggle.
I think my vagina inverted inward and dropped out my butthole.
So mission accomplished is absolutely wild.
You know those Metal Gear Solid or no no Metal Slug games?
You know, with the little, the old arcade games?
Mission complete.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you showing your age now?
I don't know that.
Metal Slug has been, it remains to be a very popular arcade franchise, one of the best-selling arcades.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, Gen Z doesn't respect the Metal Slug games.
Sorry.
Thank you.
You're so welcome.
No, that when those prisoners.
I have autism.
I can't understand contacts.
I get it.
That's been established.
So, anyways, okay, wait.
So you cry during during and after.
What about before?
No, usually I'm pretty optimistic.
Optimistic and then within 30 seconds, you're just immediately crying.
Yeah, it depends.
Like, if they're just like not the vibe, I can just like tell.
And then I get mad.
And then I'd be like, and then I'll get pissy towards them.
And then it'll be all bad.
Damn.
Shit.
Yeah.
But I have a question.
If any of you were having sex with a guy and then he cried right afterwards, would that be a kind of a turn off?
I might be butthurt.
I'm more concerned about the situation that just happened.
Oh.
What about you, Malia?
Is it Malia or Malia?
It's Malia.
Malia.
Okay, I got it.
I think I'd be worried.
You'd be worried?
Yeah.
Like you did a bad job.
No.
No.
Like, are you okay?
Like, he did something wrong.
No, like, what's wrong?
Like, I think I'd really be like concerned for him.
Yeah.
What if he was like, who cries after?
Like, what if he was mid-thrust?
Yeah, I really think that's how sex works.
I would just be like compassionate.
Like, what's wrong?
And usually I do talk it out with them.
And like, they made me feel a little bit better, not really, just because, like, but, and so, like, usually I'll like just like talking.
Like, I'll try to stall it for as long as I can.
I see.
You stall the cry.
No, I stall the smex part.
You know?
You can say sex.
It's fun.
Yeah.
Like.
You stall.
What do you mean, smex?
Like, you ever, like, just start yapping, right?
You'll start yapping and yapping and yapping, but then they start being like, you know, like towards you.
And then so you're like trying to yap even more.
And then, and then, like, eventually you're just like, damn, I have to fold and get this over with.
I have a question.
Why don't you just cry privately?
Oh, most of the time I do.
That was really only once that he noticed.
And usually if I do cry, I don't make it known.
And usually I'll go to my car afterward.
And so I can like, you know, have my little technology freak out all by my own.
Like, please cry quietly in the whole note.
Going around the table, when's the last time that you cried?
I cried on Tuesday.
It's Tuesday, innit?
Yeah.
I cried when, I don't know, this dude was ghosting me a couple months ago, and I was just like, I was doing the absolute most.
Like, I was like, messaging him, like, I'm going to kill myself.
And then I sent him like old pictures of me slitting my wrist.
And then, but then he didn't even reply to it.
I was like, you're of age.
So the last time you cried was a couple months ago?
Yeah, like from a few months ago?
A couple days ago?
I mean, I cry over like little inconveniences, but I don't want to count that.
That counts.
What do you got to do then?
No, that counts.
When was the last time you cried, period?
Dude, I don't know.
It was probably like... Yesterday.
Mm-hmm.
Not really.
Was it the past week?
No, no.
Oh, okay.
All right.
What about you, Malia?
Probably Thursday.
Thursday?
Cried.
Okay, what about you?
The night before I went to the airport to move here.
Which was when?
Like almost two weeks now?
Two weeks ago?
What about you?
Last time you cried?
I couldn't even tell you.
I have no idea.
It's been a long time.
Long time?
Yeah.
Years?
No, not years, but probably several months.
Okay.
Kelly?
Probably last week from my TikTok video.
I didn't see that today.
You cried today?
Yeah.
Did he make you cry?
I was really stressed out.
Yeah.
I think stressed out.
I think it was his fault.
Felicity, you were on the fucking boat today.
I told you the engine failed.
Oh, and you had to go down to the fucking engine room on the boat?
I was like, fix the fucking engine.
I was stressed out.
I thought it was going to stress me out.
And then you cried because I just felt bad.
I was like, I don't want to.
Disappoint Brian.
I feel bad.
I don't know.
So it did come back to you at the end of it.
Yeah, I was really stressed out.
I was told I'd be back on time and it stressed me out.
So you cried on a boat while there were dolphins and whales.
It was like when we were about to get into the harbor and then the engine just like died.
I was really stressed out because I was already late.
I don't know.
All right.
Good times.
Good times.
You can't cry.
No, you're banned from crying.
When did you cry, Brian?
Last time I cried?
Last time I cried.
Today when we were late?
Oh, yeah.
Deep, deep tears.
Last time I cried, probably I think when my grandma died a couple years ago, I was there in the hospice witnessing it.
That was pretty tough.
I think that was the last time I cried.
Yeah.
Was there like a sad movie?
I'm trying to think.
Hold on.
Nah, that was it.
Pretty sure.
Did you cry in Game of Thrones at all?
No.
Ew.
What?
Game of Thrones?
No.
I thought you liked that show.
All right.
Wait.
Was there a movie?
There's not one thing that made you cry.
Oh, yeah.
That's actually probably the last time I cried.
No.
Game of Thrones now.
Damn, I feel like there's a while ago, there was some touching movie that I saw.
And I got a little misty or some shit.
A little misty.
Yeah.
Not full-blown ball, and there's some movie that moved me.
What was the fucking movie, though?
I've never cried at a movie.
I cry at Blanking every time I watch it.
Beautiful.
Desert Judge donated $200.
Thank you, George.
Appreciate it.
Shout out to my homies in the Discord.
Observation.
So many drugs on display with this panel.
Brixon, please send the asteroid and put us all out of our misery.
Society is cooked.
You should send another one and tell us what drugs you think everyone is on.
Yeah.
I feel like there's certain drugs that you shouldn't be on and certain drugs that have helpful benefits.
But not if you do it all.
Easy, thank you.
All right.
But so you say you're a femme.
When's the last time you had carnal knowledge?
Does that have sex?
Yeah.
He and the V. He and the V was with this one dude.
He was so fine.
He had dreads.
was he so cute and it was like white cultural appropriation No, no, he was like Ethiopian or something.
Ethiopian.
Something like that.
But like an immigrant, illegal immigrant?
I didn't ask his immigration status, but.
Did he have an accent?
No, he was like, I wish I would have liked him way more, but he was like homeless.
Was his name Carson?
Wait, hold on.
Carson.
He was homeless?
Yeah, he was homeless.
So that's the last guy you hooked up with.
Yeah, and he was doing all my drugs, and I didn't like it.
And wait, when was this?
This was like two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago?
Hold on.
August, so you sent me this August 2nd, still living that femme cell life.
So that's four weeks ago.
Yeah.
And then within two weeks of you sending them that you're a femme cell.
Within two weeks, you had a homeless Ethiopian fucking you and doing your drugs.
She has BPD.
Yes, this is on a daily basis.
I should be a femme cell today, and then tomorrow I'm like, I want to hook up.
Bipolar.
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
So how many times did you see the homeless Ethiopian guy?
So I was gonna, I invited him over to get like, like, like this cuck was trying to pay us like $800 to watch.
Wait.
But then the cuck was like, I don't like black guys.
And so I was like, fuck.
Right.
So I didn't have anyone else that I was talking to, so I didn't do it.
Hey, chat, what's worse?
That he's a racist or that he's a cuck?
I kind of cuck.
Like, pick a struggle.
That's true.
Yeah.
So true.
What else was wrong with him?
I don't know why.
He wanted to be put in a dog cage and all this and that.
Did he actually watch?
No, because like he was trying to get me hook up with white boys and I don't like white boys.
Oh, what do you like?
I like anyone with like a little colouring name.
The melanin.
Okay.
Yeah, so the melanin.
I don't care what you are, just a little bit.
Are you like a pet?
Like, you like pet stuff?
Because you have like a little collar and then the.
Am I a pet?
No, I'm not freaky dicky like that.
Like, like, I'm, I, like, other people will be, but, like, I just show up.
I just lay there, you know.
How many homeless people?
How many homeless people have you had sex with?
Oh, my God.
Probably the worst guy was this dude.
Like, I was like volunteering.
Wait, How many homeless people have you had sex with?
And then you tell me the worst one.
Probably only like three, honestly.
Just three homeless people.
When you say homeless, are they like couch hopping or they're like on the street?
Yeah, like Skid Row.
Yeah, he was living at the mission.
Like at the mission, he was.
The mission, Kelly.
The mission, Kelly.
You know what?
Like, I don't know if she's walking on the street meeting a guy she thinks is fine.
I was volunteering at the mission and I didn't like him at first because he was like, I just got out of jail for the last 10 years.
But he kept following me.
Following you, like physically.
Wait, the Ethiopian guy?
No, somebody else.
The guy before him.
Yeah.
And when was that?
Was that late July?
That was like two months ago.
Word.
Yeah, but I went to the library.
I was like, I'm at the library.
And then he was like, I'm on my way there now.
And I was like, no.
And then he just showed up.
And then he started being like, oh, I'll fix all your broken stuff at your house.
And I was like, at first, I was like, okay.
And then he started making movies on me.
And I was like, it's kind of weird because like you're so bad.
But then I ended up ghosting him because he did not fit in with my friends.
Like, my friends were like your witch cult.
Yeah, because he was just like a different kind of like, you know, I at least have some standards.
Yeah.
Right.
Did he have a phone?
Did he?
He did have a phone.
They get free phones there.
You can actually go to like, what's it called?
Outside of the DP the place where you get food stamps.
They're giving out free phones for anyone on food stamps.
So you want his like Obama number.
Do I want his own phone?
I wish I could get food stamps, but they've been playing games with me.
They did not even.
That's crazy.
We have a message here from George.
Oh my god.
What was his name too?
George, Pasty.
Do you prefer Pasty?
Do you prefer George?
What do you prefer?
Let me know what you prefer.
$100.
Cook is the worst type of man ever to exist, second only to simps.
Here's the thing, right?
You know what?
I think this.
I think.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Let me frame this so it doesn't come across terribly.
Well, isn't James no sense?
I was about to say, you know, look, people.
Am I worse than a cook?
Sometimes, you know, racism can be internalized, you know?
Whatever that woke terminology shit.
But like, being a cuck is a choice.
I feel like being a racist is way worse than a cook.
Sometimes, you know, can you help people?
Okay, but here's my thing.
Does that sound bad?
Most cops are going to be micro dicks, right?
What?
Most cocks, they're going to have micro dicks that you can't choose.
I mean, there's probably, look, let's be fair.
It's possible.
Listen, if a cuck could have like a giant hog, okay, but then they're still choosing.
Like, I guess they know what they have and they don't want to use it.
And that's that's a choice.
It's definitely worse to be a cuck thank you.
I mean, you can stop being a cock.
Yeah.
You can't stop being a racist?
I don't know.
Well, isn't that like what?
Isn't even the woke people say you can't change your.
Can you stop being racist?
You could stop being racist.
You just have to have the right influences.
But I don't know.
People really want to stay in that way.
Yeah.
Would I rather have a racist son or a cuck son?
Oh, definitely a racist.
Oh my gosh.
That's racist.
Racist son or a cuck daughter.
Going around the table, would you rather have a racist son or a cuck son?
Cock son, because then I can just laugh at him, like the pathetic little piece of shit he has.
I definitely would rather a cuck son.
But like, I also wouldn't be like, like, my dad used to be a little racist.
Like, one time he said the N-word with a hard R around me, but I've educated him.
But you're, are you, like, Mexican?
He, I'm mixed.
I'm mixed.
What are you?
I'm Filipino, and my dad's white.
Oh, yeah.
But he just came from another.
You're Filipino?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
And so, like, they just need some education.
Like, for real, some of them, you know?
So he's changed a lot.
But I don't have any empathy for like racists, like Trump.
Like, I feel like he's not changing anything.
But how could your dad be a racist when he had sex with a Filipino woman?
Oh, he'd be surprised.
Obviously, that's not possible.
Well, toward, like, just towards like black school.
Because, like, I had like a black boyfriend, and he didn't like it because he was like, but then again, it's different because he would call like Obama.
He would be like, that's a good black person, but a black person that sells drug is an N-word.
And I'm like, that, no.
And I had to talk to him about it.
But he understood it.
Are your parents married?
Yeah.
They're still together?
Yeah, bro.
They're old as fuck.
They've been married for like a million years.
They're like 75.
Yeah.
Would you rather a cuck son or a racist son?
Okay.
I don't judge.
What is a cuck?
Someone who pays people to.
Someone who likes to watch.
Yeah.
Well, usually their wife or guy.
Yeah, you'd be like fine with his girlfriend or wife getting and perhaps watching, getting F's by.
No, I think the watching is the maiden Paul.
Well, no, because there is people who like to watch, and it doesn't matter if they're like together or not.
And then there's people that are cucks, which a cuck to me is like, that's your partner, and you like to watch them have sex with other people.
That's that.
Cuck son or racist son?
I'll go with racist son only because I feel like there's always a little internal racism that we've all experienced in our heads towards all groups.
We're all racist.
So I think we're just all racist, but thanks to your typical racist drug.
Who are you racist towards?
Oh, not.
I'm like three different.
No, I'm saying like I'm Chinese, black, and white.
She's like, she can't be racist to me.
Like my grandparents, I've experienced racism from my own grandma.
Like, I'm not, I'm against racism.
But you have a racist son?
Wait, that's going to be a girl.
me the breakdown uh so your is your dad my dad is black My mom is Chinese and white.
And what?
Wait, your mom is half.
She's half white, half black.
Yeah, so my white grandma had a dad is black and your mom Chinese and white.
Correct.
Or did I fuck?
Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm saying my white grandma.
Grandparents, question for you.
Grandparents on the mother's side, was there some racism on the mother's side?
So your grandma.
My, my, like your Chinese grandparents.
Oh, were they?
Well, they don't speak a lot of English.
Well, they don't speak a lot of English.
So it's really, it would be hard for me to know what they're saying in Mandarin.
But as far as like my white grandmother, that's my mother's mom.
Yes, she's a little racist.
Oh, okay.
Because I towards my father.
Asians are racist against other Asians.
They are.
They are.
All the time.
But like Asians can be very racist.
Oh, yes, they are.
Towards black people.
Especially the old ones.
Yes.
Like the grandmas.
The grannies.
The grandmas.
Yes.
Yes.
It's non-traditional for them.
But Past Chi George donated $200.
You can call it pronounced paste tea.
Paste tea.
How are you?
Pasty.
you want me to announce what's the term I know, right?
So I was like, what?
Pasty.
Well, thank you, Pacy.
We have another one coming in.
Then I'll let you ask your question.
Then we have this.
Then we have that.
I'll be back.
Thank you, Pacy.
Pasty.
Past Chi George donated $200.
I would rather have a racist son than a cuck son.
I would disown my son if I found out he was a cuck.
I feel like that can be cured with some therapy, though.
Yeah, for sure.
That can be cured with therapy.
I feel like racist people don't want to be changed.
Oh, hey, I agree with you.
It matters what kind of racist person you are.
That's why I chose a racist son because he can say, like, a random, you know, these stereotypical comments that are not, they're not correct.
But I'd rather have that than a son with no morals.
I feel like that's very.
I mean, those are pretty fucked up morals to be racist.
Yes.
I don't want me there, but I am having a holiday show.
What was your question?
I know.
You had a question earlier for them, Daniel.
Oh, I was, I was going to just tell her, like, I just think a cuck's son, like, that's just that you're just disgusting.
Like, you're.
I mean, it's just sexual things.
But, like, I don't know.
I feel like that's the only reason I love my dad.
He's never judged me for any of my sexual stuff.
Like, one time he even caught me when I was like 16.
I had like two dudes in my bed, and he was like, ooh, you guys have a fun night.
You know, he was just, he was just always, he's always like, like, what?
Based on ice, you know?
And so, like, I would never judge my son for what he likes.
Like, girl, you like to watch some weird ass porn?
Go ahead.
Like, you know, that's not something that matters to me, but like, being mean to people.
Because if you're not harming nobody, then you're not going to be able to do that.
Your dad, it was at your house.
You were in bed with two boys getting double-teamed.
I wasn't getting double-teamed.
I just fucked one of them while the other one was sleeping.
But he didn't know that.
So we only saw one of the boys.
He saw both of them, but like, he was like, bro, if I'm at my house, I was like in the act.
If I'm at my house and my 16-year-old daughter has boys.
No, I'm not going to murder him.
First off, I know some people that would.
I'm going in there.
I'm grabbing the fucking kids off and I'm fucking throwing them out the house.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
I don't know.
He put me on birth control when I was 13, and he just always was like, D3.
You know, yeah.
Like, he like told you to go and do it.
Yeah, he like made me.
I like didn't want to because I wasn't even sexually active, but he was like, you have to.
Why?
Because he was worried you were going to.
He was just like, I know kids, and like, I know, like, me.
Like, you know, like, he just wanted to prevent anything because he's like, kids are stupid and they're not going to tell me anything.
So, yeah.
So, he was trying to prevent a pregnancy?
Yeah, of course.
He won't want to.
13 years old.
13, like junior high school.
Yeah.
I mean, I know.
Look, I know people are fucking, but I'm not really liking it, though.
Do you think he promoted that idea in your head at such a young age?
Possibly, maybe.
It did tell me it was okay.
And sex has never been a bad thing in my mind.
So, but yeah, so like in my family, like my dad thinks it's like natural.
Even like he was the one that gave me the talk on masturbating and stuff.
He's like, masturbating is okay.
And this is how you masturbate, you know?
And then, and, and then, like, at what age?
I don't know.
I don't know.
When I was young, he was just like, he's just like, just so you know, it's okay.
And I will never be mad at you if you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
I don't want to be flippant about this because this is kind of a serious thing.
I mean, you're talking about it in.
I think that sounds abusive to me.
What?
No.
I'm sorry.
That sounds bad.
That sounds really bad.
And I'm not saying that to poke at you.
Like, that's bad.
I think it's because in his childhood, his parents were like so Christian.
He wasn't allowed to do anything.
So he hated being so restricted.
He hated, you know, like if you masturbate, then you have to feel like you're going to hell.
He hated that feeling.
He didn't want me to ever have that feeling.
So that's why I think that's not normal having a talk about masturbation.
I mean, they have like the sex talk, but being like, masturbation is okay to your child.
It's really weird.
And my dad, too.
It's the dad part of it.
My mom.
My mom has, like, she was like, she's not really, she has like autism.
She doesn't really talk much.
So if I go and talk to her about stuff, she won't even talk to me.
So he basically has been my mom and dad.
That's kind of a dope setup, though, if the mom just doesn't really talk.
That's crazy.
Yeah, he likes it.
Yo, guys, find yourself an autistic girl.
But okay, hold on.
So your dad was essentially fostering a dysfunctional idea of sex.
Is that like grooming?
I don't know.
That's crazy.
No, I don't think so.
I don't know.
So you were like 12 and he was like talking to you about masturbation.
But like that I have loved him for.
It's been other things that, you know, maybe I wish they would have done differently.
That, though, has never, I think, hurt me.
That's only made me more easily accept myself.
Okay.
But it's been a lot of other things that I haven't.
It probably made you a little bit more hypersexual, which I do feel bad about that.
But I think this dad is probably like, I can't wait to have a child to also break all these traditions that I grew up with.
He's probably very passionate about the way he grew up, but does not make it right at all.
I do think that he over the best of intentions.
So I would never be mad at him for trying to having good intentions.
I think you were a little bit enabled.
Yeah.
Like now you have a poor relationship with sex, and that could probably be part of the reason.
I'm not saying that to be rude.
I'm kind of just like breaking it.
I think I have a poor relationship with sex due to many other reasons, you know?
So I don't think it has to do with that.
But.
Well, that's like the foundation, right?
It didn't matter.
No, I think the foundation was that, like, as much as my dad did right, like, both of them being like, they both didn't know how to show emotion.
So I was like kind of emotionally neglected.
And so it's always been about emotion.
Sex has always been about emotion for me, trying to feel this emotion.
It's never been about the actual sex itself.
Wait, so but how old were you when he taught you?
He taught you how to masturbate?
Not really.
He just told me kind of like, like, this is like what happens.
Like, for a guy, the penis gets erect.
So he just wanted to educate me.
Like, he wasn't like saying, like, oh, like, let me give you these vibrators or something.
But he was just like telling me, like, this is how stuff works.
But I also cut him off.
I was like, dad, I already know.
And so, like, like, your dad just had to talk with you.
Yeah, it was just like, it was just a sex ed talk.
Like, I think people should get sex ed, especially, like, you know, young people.
Okay, but the way I think it's, I think there is some degree of it's okay for your parents to give you some education on this topic.
But the way you originally framed it was, I think the words that you said were, and correct me if I'm wrong, was your dad taught you how to master or not like taught me how, but taught me that it's okay.
I guess I should have said taught me it's okay.
Because like, yeah, he just said stuff like the coochie will get wet.
And like, it's okay.
Like, he's just trying to be like, it's okay.
Like, this is, this is like, I don't really know.
I was fucking 10.
I don't remember all the words.
Or like, I was somewhere around that age.
I was, I was, I was just like a kid, you know?
Or like 10, 13.
But he was just giving me like good, like, he was just trying to make sure I was knowing what's going on.
I mean, I'm wondering, though, to I maybe, I don't know.
Look, I'm not sure how to best proceed with that whole situation, but like if a parent were to like catch their child doing that, would it then be okay for the parent to have?
I think as long as they're being safe, like it doesn't matter.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
But I would say like I would be kind of like, the way you originally framed it, though, was.
I'll probably educate my children really early too because I would just like want them to know this stuff because I don't think knowing it has any effect on whether you're gonna do it or not.
I think that like comes naturally because he told me that stuff at an early age, but I didn't start messing around until like two years later when it came naturally.
His words had nothing to do with me, you know?
Okay, so we have some chats come through.
Yeah, yeah.
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No.
You said that your dad actually showed you how to butterfly when you were little.
Butterfly.
Oh, it masturbated.
No, he just told me about it.
Like, you know, like, if you watch porn, it's okay.
If you like, touch yourself, it's okay.
Okay, well, okay, now your dad should not be telling a 12, 13-year-old that it's okay to watch adult porn.
I just think he just didn't want me to feel any type of guilt because I feel like he has felt so much guilt about a lot of stuff.
He just didn't want me feeling that.
And I am very grateful for that.
By the way, let me clarify my statement.
I was about to say adult content, but then I was like, I'm not going to self-censor myself.
So midway.
Anyways, go ahead.
And at the same time, like, you guys are judging my lifestyle, but I don't think my lifestyle has been bad.
And I'm so grateful for all my experiences.
I mean, there are people who have.
We don't know all the details.
We don't know everything.
Maybe we're, there's something lost in translation here.
But like, a lot of people have been through certain things that are traumatic.
Yeah.
That would say is bad, but not education.
Like, if my dad was diddling me, that'd be way different.
Okay, he wasn't doing that, though.
No, never, never.
But yeah, so that stuff is obviously bad.
But like, yeah, just talking to your kids, being open with them, being able to communicate whatever you want with them.
Like, I could tell my dad fucking anything.
I could tell him I just hooked up with a crackhead.
Like, he paid me $200.
And he'd be like, you know?
So, like, get in your bags.
Because he's not.
I think that's probably giving a mashman because you and your mom didn't have a very strong bond or relationship or weren't able to talk about those things.
You know, him how to feel like hey, you and your dad are almost like in a relationship with the way that you talk to each other.
He's my best friend.
Yeah.
I would tell him anything because at the end of the day, like, he'll try to give me guidance.
He'll be like, maybe you should not do that.
But also, like, I love you, you know.
So, like, does he talk to you about his shit as well?
Like, his emotional problems?
Oh, yeah.
He has a lot of problems too.
But, so, like, that's why we're so close because we both, we're both like the same person, but I'm like a smaller girl virgin.
So, his mini-me.
There has to be a difference between sexual education and then grooming, which, and then putting all these ideas and knowledge into your head that shouldn't be encouraged at all in the slightest.
And then also just basic sexual education.
I think what he was doing with the music is that you're not going to be able to do that.
I mean, I agree with you.
I think it's okay for parents to have like the talk or some sex education, but at what point can it potentially cross a line?
Yeah.
I think the thing that affected me more was like he kind of made it seem like drugs were okay.
Because like from a young age, he like he like always said how like acid made him have like this spiritual awakening and stuff.
And like he always said like he wanted to do it with me once someday.
And so like, I think from a young kid, I kind of like thought like, oh, this stuff's not that bad because my dad did it.
And so like, I think that more had a negative effect on me than anything I have to do with sex.
I feel like sex is not that important.
But yeah, that I think did.
But I forgive him because it wasn't his fault.
It wasn't his intention.
You know?
It sounds like he wanted to be your friend, not your friend.
Yeah.
I mean, no, he was also like, he gets mad at me for a lot for other stuff.
But at the end of the day, like you said, it's my choice.
Like, at a point, like, you know?
So, yeah, you made the decision.
He let you be promiscuous at a young age, and he let you do drugs.
So, what did he punish you for?
Like, what were your punishments?
Um, I would say it was just like if I came home, like, super, like, cracked out, like, he could tell I hadn't slept for days, or like, and I was like having seizures.
Then he'd be like, girl, you're taking it too far.
Like, smoke some weed.
Like, what are you doing, you know?
And so, like, he would get mad if I took anything too far, you know?
Or if I try to kill myself, he'd be like, he'd be like, he'd be like, mad about that.
He'd be like, girl, like, you're just taking things way too far, you know?
So, yeah, there's a lot of things he'd get mad at me for, but like, he wouldn't try to.
So, like, doing too many drugs.
And then, what was the other one?
And, like, if I try to unalive myself, he'd be like, oh, yeah.
He'd be like, you're being selfish.
You're going to leave me here alone.
And then, like, and then, like, but he's like an old hippie.
Like, imagine like our house is covered in tie-dyes.
Like, he wears tie-dyes every day.
He's like an old hippie.
You don't care about nothing, you know?
So, basically, like, he only got mad at you when it was things that lead to your death.
Like, that could lead to your death.
That's when he got upset.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
It sounds like to me, there has to be a difference between having grace for somebody's mistakes, right?
Like, a child's mistakes.
A parent should be loving and try to, you know, like if a child makes a mistake, but he shouldn't be encouraging towards self-harming behavior, towards destructive behavior, towards destructive sex.
And now you have a bunch of a slew of emotional problems and emotional dissociations and dysfunctional sex problems.
Couldn't that root from him having taught that from a very young age instead of saying, hey, if you make a mistake, we'll have grace.
But go ahead and make all these mistakes and it'll be totally fine.
Nothing's an issue.
Make all these mistakes.
Just because he felt like he didn't get to make those himself.
I think that my mistakes have nothing to do with him.
I've always been like from a kid, I've always been like a crazy ass kid.
Like I always had like hella hyperactivity, hella ADHD.
Like I've always been so like, and then when I got diagnosed with bipolar, like I just knew like I like doing like out-of-pocket shit.
And that had nothing to do with him.
That's like in my DNA, you know?
And so like, I think it was more like not communicating why this was going on because I was like having all these emotions and behaviors and I wouldn't know why.
I would, and so like, the only thing I wish I would have done differently is maybe communicating, like teaching me how to communicate in a way where I will understand those emotions.
But I don't think it had anything to do with encouraging me to like love myself.
Well, as a parent, that should have been his responsibility to say, oh, she has a tendency towards like, what was the word you used?
Like as an ADHD person, you have that tendency.
So he should have adjusted to that and just be like, go make all the mistakes.
Everything is fine.
Here's how to do it.
That's where he went wrong as a parent.
Yeah, but he didn't know no better.
He didn't blame him.
He basically enabled you, though.
That's what he did.
He enabled you.
Instead of holding you back from things that were going to harm you, he said, no, it's okay.
I think this has a lot to do with the discussion you two were having with Callie about kind of like, you know, being able to make choices to change your life around.
And here's like a prime example of how that's not always the case.
Right.
I was going to actually pick that up earlier and I was going to say like, so like in her case, like, how is she going to get out of a situation like that?
If that's like, if you guys are like, you know, like this is how her, this is how her father is.
And then if you guys think that's wrong, like, what is she supposed to do in that situation?
Well, for example, she said that she was given the talk at 10 and then two years later was when she started to get freakier into the sex world.
Is that her fault though?
Yes, because she made that decision.
But you guys were just saying that she does a child, right?
Yeah, that's what I think.
The parents should be held accountable.
Absolutely.
I know that she should.
Yeah, 100%.
So, as a child, she does have more of a tendency to make those decisions.
But what we're saying is when she becomes an adult, she needs to make sure that she's making good choices, and her life choice is going to affect the way her direction is going.
So, yes, it was still wrong that she made those choices, right?
There's still wrong choices, but yes, there's grace because her parent was so dysfunctional.
But I mean, it's wrong to be able to meet.
Like, I would do all those things again.
I don't think it's wrong.
Everyone lives their life, and that's the other thing.
It depends if she sees that as bad or not.
Yeah, I still don't know.
That's not her end.
I was just saying, like, this is a prime example, this is a prime example of a child who doesn't have a different, different direction than what we would consider a normal parent would give somebody.
But that doesn't mean that like that's her fault.
Like, that's not, or like, that's a that, like, she, we could all say, like, she's being stepped back now because this is what her dad is doing.
That's not her fault.
And then, even when she makes those decisions at 12, whatever, 10 to 6 to 18 years old, I'm sorry, but that's not none of that is her fault.
None of that is her fault.
It doesn't matter if you think that she had a brain that was working.
She was given a direction and she was following that direction because that's what children do.
They follow.
Children don't have the brain of their own, so that they can't go and make up their own mind, especially going and living in the real world themselves.
Like, they're going to follow whatever they're told.
And if this is what this child is told, that's how they're going to think their that.
That's what they're going to think their life is supposed to be like that.
But at this point in time, now that she's an adult, sure, yeah, then she's all the decisions fall on her.
That's where I'm stemming from.
Yeah, 100%.
Again, it goes back to the conversation of you guys saying that it is fair that people are dealt all different cards.
But which, yeah, sure.
We could say 100% that is fair because that's just how the cookie crumbles.
But for, but it's, it, it, I think that you know, you guys could have a little empathy towards the people who are dealt worth certain cards.
It's not that I lack empathy.
That sorry, that's not it at all.
It's not the empathy.
It's like this is a discussion, so we're boiling it down to the basics.
You still have to, yeah, you still have to.
I'm going to move it off of this.
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Into the notes, we have Jesse.
You sir.
Oh, that.
You saran wrapped a guy's car once.
Yeah, with my best friend, Ashley.
That's so funny.
So he apparently was over his ex, which he was not.
We started dating, and then like shortly after Valentine's Day, I saw his Snapchat, I think, with his ex-girlfriend, and they were like back together, but like we were totally dating.
But anyways, he liked to get salty about things.
So we like dumped a bunch of salt.
We wrote sticky notes.
Don't even ask me what they said.
And we stuck them all over his truck and wrapped it.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Go back.
The cheap part is fun.
It's just the part.
Okay, Mary, pull up.
You're not going to show this, okay?
Okay.
Pull up an Instagram tab.
And then it's the top chat, the mod chat.
You're going to pull up this photo, okay?
I'm actually so excited to say.
No, it's funny.
Well, because me and my friend, we were talking about it last night because I'm staying with her.
And I was like, she was like, I don't think it's that crazy.
Like, why'd you even mention it?
And I was like, well, because it's kind of crazy.
Like, if you think about it, we stopped him for like three nights because we had to make sure his car was there.
Like, that's kind of crazy.
Also, you like went through the whole thing and like wrapped the entire car.
It was a truck.
How long ago was this?
Oh, that's just nine years ago before I started dating.
That was so long.
I don't know.
I think we got like two or three things.
There's another one, Mary.
Do you have them?
Okay.
All right.
Okay, we can.
So you saran wrapped this dude's car and you sent us photos.
We have surprisingly.
All right, pull it up.
Make it bigger, please.
All right.
You said you put salt in his tank?
No, no, we didn't put it in his tank.
We like kind of just like dumped it all over the bed.
Well, actually, what do the post-it notes say?
Oh, girl, I couldn't even remember.
I'm so dangerous.
We wrote a bunch of things like you're salty or like you're a cheater, something like that.
Why did you saran wrap the car again?
Sorry, I missed that.
Because we were dating.
We had been dating for like months at this point.
And all of a sudden, like I saw a picture of him like taking his ex out to dinner when like we were dating and she was apparently out of the picture.
So it was just like a fine.
You're going to do that.
Then I'm going to be petty and do this.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why do women go for the car?
I don't know.
Okay, but like that was nine years ago.
And I didn't do any damage.
Like I could have egged it.
I could have baloneyed it.
I could have jolly ranchered it.
And I didn't.
No damage.
Just a little annoyance.
Just a little.
Because they can't get anywhere else, so they got to go for it.
We got to go for the car.
Exactly.
My car got keyed, so I'm just saying from last year.
They will go for your car.
I did forget this point.
I think he found out that it was me because like a couple weeks later, I had like a footprint in my door.
Like somebody like kicked my door.
So, you know, it all comes back around.
You said your husband nine years ago drove out and crashed your family vacation in Vegas.
Yes.
And you hadn't even gone on a date yet.
Yeah.
So me and my husband, we met through a mutual friend that we had at the time.
This guy, he had always had like a crush on me, but I was very clear.
Like I never let him on.
I'm not that type of person.
So like he knew very well, well, him and Josh, which is my husband, they became friends.
So we all kind of started hanging out together.
And then Josh was actually really respectful.
He was like, hey, buddy, like I like her.
Like, do you mind if I like start talking to her this and that?
And he was like, I'm totally cool with it.
But then he wasn't cool with it.
So he kind of fell out and we started talking.
And we had hung out with friends.
So not by ourselves, like a date, like I would consider.
And I was going out to Vegas with my family.
Well, one night I was texting him and Ashley, who I'm staying with, she was out there with me, but she was leaving.
So I was like, my friend's leaving.
Like, you could drive me.
Wait, hold on.
I'm sorry.
I have to interrupt.
Why do girls include totally unnecessary stories?
My friend was out there, but it's totally irrelevant to the story.
No, it makes sense because she was out there.
That's why I wasn't going to have him come, but then she had to leave.
So that's why I was like, oh, you could come.
And I didn't think he was going to come.
And now he, and he did.
He just showed up.
Okay.
Storyteller.
I'm out in Glicto to her store.
That's not glitter.
That's that's fucking dead.
If she was there, I wouldn't have even told him to come out.
That was the point.
I guess I didn't need to include it, but I was sorry.
You could have just jumped to.
Okay.
So here's a bunch of stuff happened before this, and I was born here.
And then this happened.
It couldn't have just jumped together.
She would have been dumb by now.
But I got you.
What happened?
Drove out to Vegas while I was on a vacation with my family.
And I ended up ditching my family and hanging out with him.
And that was it.
But like, we had never gone on a date.
I had literally hung out with him maybe twice.
Why am I crashing out over this?
I don't know.
I don't know what you want from me.
No, it's not your fault.
I just have trauma.
I just have issues.
So, anyways, you said though, because I was really wanting to get into this.
You agree with a lot of what I say, of course.
Yeah.
Of course you do.
Yeah.
Such a smart guy.
You disagree with me on doing a man's laundry the first time you go to his place.
And then you said that's the well, there's another thing too.
There is another thing.
We'll get to that though.
You said it's weird, though.
The laundry thing.
Why is that?
Yeah, because I can't lie.
If somebody just came over to my house, like, we're supposed to hang out and like you're not spending time with me.
And so you're doing my laundry and like I don't even know you and you're touching my things.
Like that's really weird.
Oh, it would be weird for somebody else to be touching your stuff.
Yeah.
Like you don't find that weird.
Like if I don't know you and you're going through my things, like even though it's for a helpful reason, I find that strange.
Wait, question.
Your now husband, you when he did the whole like, and you never went on a date with him, right?
He meet out, met up with you in Vegas, right?
Like crashed your family vacation.
Yeah.
Did you just did you like hook up pretty soon?
Like first date?
Oh, so yeah.
Yeah.
Like we hooked up.
Yeah, but you're married.
You're married.
It worked out.
It worked out.
It did work out.
Actually, he asked me to be his girlfriend that weekend on our way back to Vegas from Vegas.
It didn't work out.
Percy's so good.
But here's what I don't understand.
It's you were saying how, how could you let somebody touch your stuff?
Okay, I see what you're saying.
If I'm gonna let, if I'm going, I guess this would be from the male perspective because I'm the one demanding she do my laundry.
If I'm going to allow this woman to S the D or we do P in the V, carnal knowledge.
Yeah, she can touch my laundry.
What the fuck?
I don't care.
But like, for the female perspective, it'd be weird to be touching.
I think there's something deeply in the past.
I think that's a childhood trauma.
I think that's a childhood trauma.
You will put a man's penis in your mouth, but touching his laundry too much?
It just feels really gross to like handle a male pair of underwear.
Just something about it that I find it being cooled up and like, I don't want to touch that.
No, I think the crazy part is like teachers.
We'll have a one-night stand with someone so random.
We don't even know who they are.
We've never met them in our life.
I thought you met your wife.
So, yes, but like, I mean, we had been talking.
It wasn't like he was a random guy.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
But that's still, if you, I think it's still considered a one-night stand if you meet up with somebody the very first time and have sex and have sex with them.
It's not a problem.
Okay, a lot of people have it, but you did.
You met up with this guy for the first time and you had a second.
No, no, no.
So, like, we had hung out in a group setting, but this, I mean, I guess when he came to Vegas, that was the first time.
Yeah, us being by ourselves.
So maybe you should save both for when you have commitment to each other.
Yeah.
I mean, for a lot of us.
I guess my argument is, I don't know, if people be fucking and sucking and doing all this crazy sex shit, but like doing laundry, that's too much.
It sounds crazy when it said out, but that's just how like that.
Well, for me, it's more common.
It's more common for a woman to insert your penis deep into the recesses of her mouth and her tonsils.
Deep back there.
Oh my goodness.
Deep at fucking causing throat damage and shit.
But you won't do a little wholesome laundry folding.
I only have sex once I see someone's full panel test results.
I don't have good for you.
Thank you.
Even for content?
So say that again.
Even for content?
Oh, but mostly for cold and tart.
Mostly?
Pistativ.
Mass cheat George.
$200.
Thank you, Pacey Joy.
It's a homemade dress.
There you go.
That's impressive, seriously.
Homemade.
It's not a costume, it's a dress.
Homemade.
Yeah, we got.
Look, hey, John.
Why are you talking shit about her dress, bruv?
She's commenting on your improv.
Why are you talking about her?
Why are you talking shit on her dress?
I'm saying nice.
I love it.
Nice.
You're coming out of calling it.
Yeah, the fact she made it is sick.
I'm also an artist.
Not everybody, they don't have hot topic in Idaho.
Okay.
Well, guess what?
We don't have hot topic in the UK either.
Okay, whatever the UK version of hot topic.
We don't have one.
Like, for a moment.
I bet I guess hot topic.
Hot topic is so cute.
I know I do.
I know.
I'm saying you guys get your clothes from hot topic.
We don't perform.
Girl.
Girl.
Why are we yasifying him today?
He's sassy.
Care five.
You and women like you give other women a bad rep as petty immaturity.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Your ex touched the bullets.
We see through your BS story.
Oh, okay.
Well, I will say that was almost a decade ago.
Like, I'm a different person.
I've grown with my husband and the way I view relationships and things.
Did she grew on that?
I did.
I grew.
I'm not the same.
You didn't do the shout out of the comment that called me cool earlier.
Oh.
That was rude.
Probably wasn't enough, girl.
It's below the threshold.
No, They work like I spent enough money.
Oh, shoot.
Yo, DC Vin, thankfully.
It looks like you gifted 20 subs while in two in batches of 10.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
We got Josh Brooks here.
I feel like laundry is the bare minimum.
Bare minimum.
You know what?
Doing a man's laundry, bare minimum.
So, question to the panel.
What do you consider the bare minimum versus the king treatment as far as doing things for your man after carnal knowledge?
What's the bare minimum treatment for your man starting with Kelly?
That they should do to us or you do for them, good.
The bare minimum?
Bare minimum, Kelly.
Bare minimum.
It should just be cook and clean.
And sorry, go ahead.
Not laughing at you.
Fuck, suck.
Cook, clean, fuck, suck.
That's it.
I mean, that's pretty.
Or like be nice person.
Like, you know, listening.
I think that's all bare minimum.
Yep.
What about you?
Bare minimum loyalty.
And I mean, like, if we're talking about Troy's, I mean, like, I guess taking care of the house, like, because he comes home and he's worked all day outside.
I don't do that, even though I have a job.
Being outside is a totally different breed.
But I mean, taking care of the work.
It really is.
It really is.
I don't think, I think people frown on blue collar work way too much.
True.
Yeah.
True.
And blue collar work gets paid too.
So yeah.
They get paid.
Well, I mean, the traits are lacking right now.
It's awesome.
What do you think?
In general, or in my own situation?
Well, so what do you consider the bare minimum as far as doing things for your man?
Well, I would think in my case, it would be after marriage, he would literally take care of me completely and have a house.
So I believe having kids, taking care of the house almost completely, creating a peaceful environment because a no-man should come home to turmoil to crazy households.
A quarreling wife.
Yeah, a quarrel wife.
But what if you feel some type of way?
You don't want him to calm you down?
You don't know.
Well, of course, I can have emotions and have conversation, but at the same time, I shouldn't come home and be like, my name was so hard.
Like, of course, we can have, of course, I'll have hard days too as a mother.
But he's not your like dumping ground all the time.
So when he comes home, put his feet up, give him dinner, and then have a conversation with the kids or something.
Massage his feet.
Maybe that's king treatment.
I think that's king treatment.
Massages?
Like, that's extra.
Wanting massages isn't a kink.
Primary somebody brings me to the middle of the moment.
No, king.
Sorry, he's with a cheese.
My bad.
Okay.
I thought you said king.
No, no.
Bare minimum.
What's the bare minimum you should do for your man?
I agree with Callie, like cooking, cleaning.
Fucking sucking.
As she put so eloquently.
Okay.
We'll come off that part and not all that, but cooking, cleaning.
I mean, not bare minimum, though.
I mean, or is that considered?
Is that not considered?
Yeah.
I mean, I agree with you.
Yeah, I would say that's bare minimum.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Bare minimum.
In a relationship, yes.
Okay, not like when you're like in a relationship, yes.
Yeah, no, especially not dating either.
Yeah, not dating.
That's not bare minimum.
Not bare minimum.
Bare minimum.
Carmen.
I was like, I'm not good at cooking.
I'm not good at cleaning.
I'm not good at a lot of things.
So my presence.
My presence.
Kitty Kitty.
Your presence.
I have a question for you after Chloe gives her answer.
I forgot the question.
Wonderful.
We're going to skip you then.
So going back to Carmen, you said you don't cook, you don't clean.
What?
So I know you would never do, like, people aren't going to sell themselves in this way.
But if you had to word it, if you had to articulate it, what are the selling points of dating you?
That's a good question.
I can make you laugh.
I can make you laugh.
Make you laugh.
I can make him laugh.
I put it like that.
All right.
Because that's what I like.
That's what I'm like.
In a guy, if they can make me laugh, I don't even care if they're going to be homeless.
If you make me laugh, that's all I want.
Wait, what did you write for the how much money do you want your man to make?
I don't care.
I don't care.
Like, as long as, like, I'm not having to, like, pay for you a lot.
Like, I'm not splitting everything because I know it's a struggle.
Because I'd rather personality matters more than money.
Because I've never been like a money person.
Like, money is, like, such a weird concept to me to even have.
Well, didn't you say that you would just go have sex for the motivation of money?
Oh, yeah.
Bitches gotta survive out here.
Bitches gotta eat.
But like, at the same time, I'm not like, I'm not.
My future, like, I always just imagine being like happy emotionally.
And I don't think that's correlated with money in my life.
Like, you'd be happy sleeping on the floor with somebody who really takes good care of you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fine.
A lot of people are like that.
So what are your selling points, though?
You said that.
I'm really.
You cried during and before sex.
I'm a good listener and I'm good at talking about emotions.
So if they have emotional problems, come to me, baby.
And if.
Okay.
Yeah, I would say, and I'm really artistic.
So if they're artists, you're autistic.
Artist statues.
But I'm artistic.
I make good art.
So if they like art, we can make good artists.
Why haven't you made me a Candace?
Oh, I don't make that kind of art.
What do you do?
I make digital art and I make resin art.
I make lighters.
That's why I'm called Arson.
Oh, well, you still should have given us a gift.
Oh, sorry.
Where's my gay lighter?
Pretty rude.
I'm sorry.
I'll bring one next time.
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
Forget about your worries and your strife.
I mean, the bare necessities, old Mother Nature's recipes that brings the bare necessities of life.
Love that to get easy.
Imagine you pay $200 to a toy.
I know that song.
Bro, Pasty George.
He's got the money.
He's got money.
each of these is like i've got some content for you He doesn't want to see your shit.
Peace and George hit me up.
Each of these.
Why?
He only, the only OnlyFans he would even consider.
He doesn't subscribe to OF girls, but if he did.
Is that you?
Yeah, he's subscribing to my.
Actually, you know what?
Yeah.
Onlyfans.com slash whatever.
Have you ever subscribed to the class?
Slashed Chloe Lula.
Huh?
Have you ever subscribed to some of the OnlyFans?
No.
You look like you were lying.
Can't you like me?
Okay, you're you look like you diddle kids.
Disprove it.
Why would you say that?
Prove that you don't diddle kids.
But why would you say that, though?
Why would I believe her?
What?
I believe.
But why would you say that about kids?
It's unfalsifiable.
How am I supposed to diddling?
Yeah, why does that mean?
He's saying that you touch kids.
Yeah, prove that you don't.
I worked in at a daycare for seven years.
Do not say that.
Yeah, this is what I mean.
You look like you did a kid.
Well, because you said you said to you, I work with you.
Okay, but why did you get so offensive?
You didn't have to get so offensive.
I was just joking with you.
I did the kids' hearts to make them.
What the fuck?
That sounds bad, too.
Okay, wait.
I didn't mean it like that.
No more conversation about diddling.
Please don't.
We should use it for anything.
All right.
I don't know.
It looks like you, I don't know, kind of looks like you want to peg your boyfriend.
I don't know.
Me.
No, Malia.
It seems like she's into pegging your boyfriend.
Prove that you don't.
Like I said again, I was just joking.
No, but do you like to peg?
No.
Oh, it seems like it kind of looks like you're lying there.
Shit, bro.
It kind of looks like you're lying.
I was just trolling.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Right?
Doesn't it look like she's lying?
About the pegging thing?
She definitely pegs me.
She keeps on coming back.
Wait, that's why it didn't work out because she was trying to peg too much.
And he was like having proliferation.
A lot of you guys like pegging.
Anyways, whatever.
Kids are.
I'm burning this new pegging.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Anyways, whatever.
Trying is the most important part.
It really is.
Peggy?
So known for him over there.
I really respect you for trying.
Oh, I get it.
Trying it.
Just try in general.
Yeah.
Men tend to be better at trying than women.
God loves the trial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
Men tend to be better at trying what?
Trying pegging.
I want to make like a really insensitive joke, but I probably shouldn't.
Anyways, okay.
I won't cry.
I won't cry.
No, it's okay.
It's just, it's not for you.
It's for the other things.
Let's see.
We have Sydney here.
Actually.
Hold on.
Wait, how women perceive men based on their meds?
Meds?
Yeah.
Like medications.
What meds?
What are the meds that men are taking?
Birth control specifically, but also like depression drugs and antipsychotic drugs.
It literally changed your perception of men, how women view men.
So women, for example, birth control.
A woman will go on birth control at, I mean, it's suggested even down to 10-year-olds, right?
It's very, very young.
So they'll go have birth control all the way through puberty.
They'll never have a real period until, let's say, that they're like 25 and they want to finally settle down and have kids.
Their whole hormonal body is, they don't even know what their body is having normal puberty.
So the way that they usually end up breaking up with their men, and that's another reason for divorce, is because they realize they don't like the men they dated while they were on birth control.
Do you know how to churn butter?
Did somebody say that?
Who said that?
These are the important questions that we investigate.
I do know how to churn butter and I do love making things homemade.
Wait, hold on.
Actually, this is totally impromptu.
Nick, pull up the Discord.
I wanted to show, you know, I like women to do my laundry.
I like women to bow for me.
I like women to do all a variety of chores and various housework for me pretty much right away.
I call it chore play.
Chore play.
Nothing gets me more excited and turned on than a woman who makes my life easier, does chores around the house, cleaning immediate, just it's like primal.
It's fucking primal.
I see it.
It's really traditional then.
She could be in a burqa, but she's just like cleaning a toilet.
I'm just immediately just in the zone.
I'm fucking locked in, boys.
Fucking locked in.
I don't think you're alone.
You also get turned on when your boyfriend.
No.
Well, I mean, yeah, but like, men get turned on by that.
Like, men love coming home and seeing their women, like, like, what, in lingerie, like, washing the dishes or something.
Like, why not?
Why wouldn't a man like that, you know?
Or a burqa.
Or a burqa.
I'm not a Muslim, but she could be an aburka.
Why do you think the granny night grounds work so well?
Ooh.
Good point.
Let me see them ankles.
Good point.
Do you have a Nick?
Yeah, the one I'm going to get.
The very bottom of media.
So this clip has been going viral.
I believe it's a traditional butter churning dance in Tibet.
Full screen that shit, Nick.
I'm telling you, start from the beginning, sir.
Can I put my glasses on for the full of fat?
Nobody.
Just play it, Nick.
Do what you want.
I don't know.
I can't.
I'm telling you, boys.
Way to make a like a task fun.
Yeah.
Look at the technique.
Maybe I'd be into butter churning if it was a whole day.
Look at the technique.
Play it one more time.
One more time.
Start it from the beginning.
Look at this.
You know, look, they're doing something right in Tibet.
They're doing, you know, we got to get this as a sport in America.
Traditional butter churning.
Well, she knows that she's having a lot of freaks would pay for it.
Look at the technique.
A lot of freaks would love it.
That takes years of dedication and training to get that amount of dexterity and wrist strength.
That is.
And think about all the butter.
Like, I don't think it was really about the butter.
Hey, that's you.
That's something in your mind.
That's so fun.
Personally, I've seen like the question go around social media where it's like, what is the guy's version of flowers?
And it's always like banana bread.
I heard, yeah, I heard banana bread too.
So just some homemade butter on some really good butterfly.
I prefer chocolate chip cookies.
Doesn't matter.
Banana bread's kind of gross.
Not too much.
If it's made correctly, then it's not.
Probably just not had a good time.
I know the UK, England's not known for its culinary seasoning.
You know, the cooking, the food in England is not.
Maybe the food was too good for you.
You might want to lay off it.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Are you calling me fat?
I'm sorry.
Okay, anorexic lady.
All right.
Hey, it's cool.
We both have eating disorders.
I'm not going to argue with that yet.
What's that?
I said, I'm not going to argue with that.
Yeah, see, I'm spot on.
I fucking read that shit.
It's okay, though.
In the call, she said to me, so you have BPD, right?
She just read me.
I didn't say it.
She just goes to the corner.
How did she know?
So you hop BPD.
How did she know?
I don't know, but it was really.
It was something.
No, they're like total soul sisters.
Their senses were tingling.
No, like their senses were tingling.
Yeah, how was that car ride funny?
Oh, no.
It was like interesting.
Yeah, it was so funny.
Were you guys just quiet sitting in the middle?
No, so that's how we are.
Like, we're honestly just, I don't know.
Like, we saw each other two days ago, so we kind of like chopped it up already.
So we didn't have too much to talk about.
But I swear, like, once they got into the car, it was just like them two.
Like, it was a perfect match.
Like, it was, it was so funny.
I was also complimenting them because I think you guys are so slay.
I think all girls are so slay.
I'm a girl's girl.
And even if you have a different opinion than you, you're slay.
Because you're a girl.
And pussies are slay.
What?
Wait, what was the thing you said earlier about you not liking men?
I'm trying to remember.
No, what about it?
I don't know.
You said something about not liking men.
Yeah, fuck them.
But do you feel that way too?
Me.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Well, okay, fuck all men, except for like.
I do have a best friend.
My best friend is actually a man, but he's like 56 years old.
And he's like.
Have you had sex with him?
No, no.
Does he provide for you?
No.
He's just, he's just a really good artist, and I respect him for it.
He's not homeless, right?
No.
He gave me a home, if anything.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Yeah.
So, like, I think any man.
He's a friend.
Yeah, he's a friend.
I think men who can be friends with you.
Actually, shout out those men.
But any man.
Question.
If you.
Is he married?
No.
If you offered him a slice, would he take it?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Does he want?
Does it seem like he's trying to fuck?
Dude, we're like besties for the resties.
I've known him for like a year.
We're just besties.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
He said his psychologist said he has like the emotional intelligence of a 20-year-old.
So even though he looks for you: What do you think about what's going on in England?
What's going on specifically?
I don't know what's going on in the world.
I'll be more specific.
So that recently there was that viral video of that girl.
I believe she was maybe Scottish or whatever.
And she was holding up the axe and the knife, and some like immigrant was harassing her.
And this, I mean, there's been brewing conflict in England, but this has-I don't know if that was like the major precipitating factor, but now there's been all these people who were hanging up.
What's the name of the flat, the specific, like with the Red Cross?
That flag?
Is it the flag of England?
You're fucking.
I stopped going to school at 16.
My brain stopped working when I was 30.
But you live in London.
Like, isn't there massive problem?
Okay.
I had more things to worry about, like the psych warden who was shitting in the tea.
But that was six years ago.
What is it happening right now?
I don't know about the flag, what the flag is.
Confederate.
The rampant immigration.
Okay, whatever.
UKIP, question mark.
So what do you think about all that, though?
Nigel Farage.
Oh, my.
Was it to take advantage against immigrants?
Is that the question?
No, just there's been a lot of protests in England.
It is the flag of England.
The flag of the UK, what is it called?
There's a name for it.
St. George's Cross.
No, the flag of the UK.
Which one's that called?
The flag of Great Britain.
Okay.
Do you have thoughts?
No.
I don't have any thoughts.
Well, you live in London.
I mean, have you been impacted by?
When was this?
Have you ever dated an immigrant?
When was this?
This was like a week or two ago.
I'm here so I don't know because I'm not getting the UK news.
Does your family live in?
My parents are on holiday right now.
Okay.
None of my friends care enough.
Nick, find the Wikipedia for the flag of England.
We'll show it to her.
Maybe that's a lot of fun.
We're just doing fun things.
Being gay and doing fun stuff.
Like getting their losing their country to immigrants?
That thing?
Wait, what?
I don't know.
No, click on the flag.
Click on the flag.
I think he was right, you know.
The St. George's Cross or something like that.
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
But I was asking about the flag of the UK, which is different.
It has a nickname or something.
Do you have it?
Pull it up.
The one with the blue on it.
Just full screen it.
Yeah, that flag.
We don't use that flag.
I mean, we use the one with the blue on it, I swear.
They've been using that flag.
That one's like what they use for the England football team.
Okay, so.
What was the question?
You don't have any thoughts about what's going on in England right now?
I guess.
You just don't know.
You just don't know.
I try to not know about anything.
Has England gotten better or worse since you were a child?
London, I should say.
I don't know.
It's definitely got less safe.
And is that there's more crime?
Yeah, why is that?
Why?
Yeah.
Because people are poor and they need to steal things.
Yeah, who?
Okay.
So, look, listen, I'm an anarchist.
I don't believe in any sense of government.
You're an anarchist.
Should I have not said that?
No, it's fine that you said it.
So when you say you're an anarchist.
I just don't believe.
What does that mean?
What does it mean to be an anarchist?
For me?
Yeah, what does that mean?
I just hate the government.
I hate.
I really shouldn't be saying this on the internet.
I mean, it's okay.
Freedom of speech.
Well, I'm scared.
What about that?
Actually, I take it back.
Because I feel like I take it back.
You know, I mean, the parts about the government, you know, helping homeless people, healthcare.
I feel like that shit's good.
But like, I guess government taking anarchy maybe in the UK is more to do with like the royal family.
Oh, yeah, they were.
They were kidding.
We don't, yeah, we don't fuck with them.
Sorry.
But the parliament would still be in would still be in power.
So you're not an anarchist.
Yeah, anarchy would be what?
A lack of government.
Yeah, I just don't like any of them.
I don't like government.
I don't like the royal family.
I don't like higher powers.
I don't like religion.
Okay.
It doesn't mean I don't respect any of it.
I just don't personally.
But so anarchy, that would indicate what?
You don't want any government?
Yeah, I think people should just.
Just do what?
Yes.
Okay.
So, question for you.
So if somebody commits a crime, how do you deal with that under anarchy?
Well, I think that it would probably just because I believe in anarchy doesn't mean that I think it would be a good thing for the state of the world right now.
Or I think it would have to, like, the universe would have to start again for us to rebuild as in like an anarchist society.
The universe.
Hold on, let me repeat that.
The universe would have to start.
I don't fucking know.
Start again.
America, the UK, whatever.
We would have to start again as a civilization to be able to rebuild as an anarchist.
What does that mean?
What does it mean to start again?
Well, none of us would be here.
So you want to.
So it's not important.
My belief, like me thinking I would want this to be, I have these beliefs.
I know it's not reality.
That was never actually going to happen.
So I'm just saying it because that's.
So you don't want humans to live on the planet?
No.
Are you actually dense?
Are you being intentionally dense?
No, you said that there would have to be a restart and we would have to be here.
Well, I'm just saying for that to actually come to fruition, for there to be no government and no anything, then we would have to restart because otherwise it's not going to happen.
What does that mean, restart?
I don't know.
The world to explode.
To be multi-production.
Are you dense?
That literally.
Okay.
If the world exploded, then we wouldn't be here, would we?
And then new people would come.
So that wouldn't even happen.
And we could maybe there wouldn't be new people, there wouldn't be a world, and so there wouldn't be opportunity for an anarchy to exist.
There would just be nothing.
Yes, which is why it's hypothetical.
Right, but so you're but when you're talking about an anarchy, you're not talking about some like extinction-level event where all humans die.
Where are you getting these thoughts from?
It's your position.
You're in fit.
You want anarchy.
So I just don't like the idea of government, and I don't like the idea of monarchy, and I don't like the idea of any of these things.
I don't believe in it.
It's not what I don't believe in it, therefore.
No, they should.
Who should pay for health care?
I think everyone should put a little bit.
Do people have a right to healthcare?
I mean, depends.
I think people give into society what they get out.
Okay, so to my question, though.
I think everyone should work together.
Right.
But so my question.
If you do your job, if somebody else to do, then you get back what you're owed.
Under anarchy, what happens when somebody commits a crime?
Don't know.
Depends what the crime is.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
But if we were to rebuild in a society where anarchy is like the thing that we are looking at, right?
Let's just think about that hypothetically.
In my head, not saying it's true because guess what?
My thoughts aren't always correct.
I can just think.
Yeah, go ahead.
That's okay.
Make the argument.
Like, we are going to rebuild in a way that the crimes that people commit now, we're not going to have that line of thinking to make people want to commit crimes like that because we don't have things holding us back in society in the first place.
So practically speaking, though, what do you think is more likely?
Some scenario where basically everyone's memorizing.
Yes, I understand the practical sense, but I am afraid of to say, yeah, actually, I think I prefer anarchy over whatever the hell it is right now.
Right, but so you would prefer an anarchy that exists, that assuming society as it currently stands, transformed into an anarchy and all governments dissolved, you would agree that that wouldn't deprogram criminals.
So what do you do in an anarchy?
Listen, I just show holes for a living, so don't get me involved.
You said, hold on.
Yeah, that's fine, but you believe in this thing.
Yeah, just because I believe in it doesn't mean I need to know every single thing about it.
Right, but I'm not asking you for like deep philosophical questions about anarchy.
You are.
It's literally, this is like very surface level.
So I'm asking you, for example, do you want to have kids one day?
Maybe, I'm not sure.
Okay, do you have a sister?
No, I'm an only child.
Do you have any women in your life that you care about?
Yeah.
Okay.
If they were essayed, how do you what under anarchy, what is the kill the man?
Yeah, we do it ourselves.
Okay.
Okay, so everyone in the US is killed man.
You just kill the man.
Well, yes, or cut his dick off.
Why not?
I actually did that before.
And so, but what if you don't know?
What if you don't know the answer?
Because men essayed me and then I told you.
Stop, Hold on, stop.
When men essayed me, I went to the police and they did nothing.
So there we go.
Right, so, okay.
And in the UK, you're not even allowed to have protection.
You're not allowed pepper spray.
You're not allowed anything to protect yourself.
So are we really even like is the crime trying to stop the crime there now anyway?
Yeah, there's a lot of issues with the government in the UK.
Yeah, but my question is: when crimes occur, how do we solve those?
How do we address that?
I think as a group of people wanting the best for each other.
Okay, but so, and that group of people is who?
Everyone that is in the vicinity.
But you would agree that certain people should specialize in certain things.
Yeah.
Like, for example, somebody who's like a police detective, or I guess under an anarchy, there would be like a person who's like good at solving crimes.
I would prefer it to be like people.
Just a random person.
Like a therapist that specializes in like.
A therapist should investigate murders and essays.
No, like specializes in why people commit crimes.
Like behavioral analysis kind of vibe.
Yeah, that doesn't solve crimes necessarily.
Why do you need a sticker at the end to say you solved it?
Maybe it would.
What if we got therapy from like day one?
This is what I mean.
Therapy from day one.
You fix the problem before it starts.
At the root of cause.
Yeah, at the root of the cause.
Get those centers.
So, okay.
Who pays for the therapy?
i don't fucking know who's and and then is there money in your anarchy Yeah, let's all just sell whole.
Maybe everyone would just give it for me.
Let's trap all the really, really rich people in a cage and just use them like a money dispenser.
Okay, so in anarchy there is money.
Do you want that to be money?
Babe, we're restarting.
You can.
Can you say Marxism matches your beliefs more?
It sounds like a Marxist society anarchy.
I will say again, I stopped going to school when I was 15.
I don't know what that is.
I think she just wants a little loving society where everyone works together.
That's it, period.
Hold on.
I'm going to let some chats go through, then I'll respond.
Pass Chi George donated $200.
Sorry for the delay.
Thank you, Matt.
So, you are happy to settle for being a drug dealer's girlfriend like Trudy in the movie Pulp Fiction?
Oh.
You.
Me?
Um, thanks for drugs he's selling.
Depends what drugs he's selling.
Because, like, obviously there's bad drugs and there's drugs that are, you know, occasional due on recreational use.
I would say that's acid, DMT, mushrooms, and ketamine occasionally.
But are the other ones?
No, $200.
Those traditional Asian women in those foreign countries are so lovely and feminine.
I can't wait to visit those places next year.
Have fun.
You're going to have to pay them to fuck.
Yo, guess what?
They don't care about you.
They just want your money.
Yeah.
That's valid.
Would you let your kid do DMT?
Pass.
I think Chair One means that she believes a global financial collapse would benefit humanity because it would force everyone to start from square one or his tart in the hopes of building a better society.
That's Oomphy.
Yes.
You know.
Tonight's episode sponsored by Pasty George.
Literally.
Yeah, he's a big spender on this show.
So he sponsored multiple episodes.
No.
Well, the thing is, if they do it, I'm not going to get mad at them.
But I'm not going to tell them that I encourage those things.
Or like, I'm not going to say, like, I'm not going to do what my dad did, you know?
I'm going to just be like, no, talking about that.
Or I'll tell them about it, but I'm not going to be mad at them for anything, but I'm not going to like it in their face.
And yeah, and I'm not going to.
If I have a kid, I'm not going to be doing nothing.
You know?
I would never put a kid through that, you know, ever.
So if I have a kid, girl's going to be sober boots.
But yeah, no, I definitely think like if they did DMT like safely, like I think it can be good for your brain.
Because psychoanalysts have said that.
There's look it up on YouTube, DMT psychoanalysts, and these motherfuckers will tell you, it'll tell you the secrets of the universe.
And anyone who's done DMT is actually very healing.
You feel spiritual connection.
You actually see a lot of spiritual shit.
So remember what I said about your brain being like the most powerful thing and you can even convince yourself, like, if I'm not pregnant, I could convince myself I'm pregnant.
Like it happens.
Like, that's how powerful your brain is.
So when you're doing drugs and you're messing with your brain chemistry, and like I would assume you know what that feels like, right?
Because you're like, well, my mental health isn't all there.
So why would you want to allow them to do that knowing the harm that it could cause, especially before you're fully developed?
Like that's a really, really big deal.
I don't see little kids doing DMT as a thing.
And if, and like, but like, also, I feel like that one's like one of the safer ones.
Like, there's so many unsafer ones, you know?
That one's like not that bad.
You know what I'm saying?
It sounds like the YouTubers are trying to make excuses for what they're doing.
No, there's studies.
Like, don't you, y'all know about the dolphins?
Of course.
He was giving dolphins acid.
And they could like telepathically communicate with the dolphins.
Well, dolphins also use more percentage of their brains than we do.
That's a whole different topic, though.
Yeah.
They're teaching dolphins English.
And it like sonic waves through their brain.
They're giving the dolphins acid and they can speak to them.
Dolphins.
But I'm not saying like overconsumption.
I'm saying like go to a rave, be in the right spot.
You know, I'm saying like, like, you know, like, I'm not saying doing this stuff every day, but doing it one time could lead to doing it every day.
You just never know.
You never know.
Girl, you're not doing DMT every day.
That shit is great.
Well, I'm not talking specifically about that, like just drugs in general, but like, you never know.
It could lead to every day.
Yeah, I can see how you say that.
But at the same time, like, people have been using drugs for so long, girl.
Like, go back into the past a million gazillion years.
Drugs have been in society for so long.
It's been part of rituals.
It's been part of this, that, and the third.
It's been Indians using ayahuasca.
Just because it's been around for so long, though, does that make it right?
It's also harmful in a lot of ways.
Prostitution has been around since the beginning of time.
Does that make it right?
That's true.
Just because it's been here for so long.
Like, I remember I got dress coded in school once, and I was like, well, I've worn this shirt before.
And they said, well, just because we didn't see it, like, that doesn't negate the fact that you still broke the rules.
So, like, same thing kind of applies.
Like, just because you do or don't do it.
I think just whatever makes your quality of life better, do it, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
You know, like, if doing DMT made me have a spiritual, like, I wasn't spiritual before, but all of a sudden I believe in a higher power and it's doing good things for me.
I think that's a good thing.
But you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So, like, if it's making my life.
The cause of how you got there doesn't outweigh the effect that it's had.
Yeah, I would say, like, it's not.
There's certain substances that aren't addictive, you know?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So, but there's ones that are.
So stay away from those.
You could also be born with an addictive personality, though, too.
So, like, that, that's a totally different factor.
That's true.
Yeah.
Overall, I would say kids don't do drugs.
If you're an adult and you want to do it in a safe environment, you know, feel free.
I mean, I, there's, yeah, that's all I gotta say.
All right, that was interesting.
Really?
Anarchy, though?
Yeah, well, your big spender agreed with me.
Like very much.
I don't think he agreed with you.
He was being nice to me, wasn't he?
I'm not sure about that.
I forgot what he said.
I'm not sure about that.
Well, look, listen, if I think he's being nice to me, I can live in my little delusional world and that's it.
Like, I can think that.
I don't have my glasses on.
I can't see the comments.
So, right now, everyone loves me.
Okay.
Here, I'm going to.
You know what?
We're going to do the question: rate your looks on a scale of one to ten.
You can't pick seven.
Go ahead.
What?
Seven?
You can't pick seven.
Okay.
Why not seven?
Too medium.
Because everybody would pick seven.
I don't know.
I hate myself quite a lot, so I'd say like a three.
Cool.
The voices in my head tell me I'm a ten.
Can't relate.
What about you?
I'd say I'm an eight and a half.
I think you're a.
What?
Sorry, hold on.
8.5.
8.5.
Okay, what about you?
Probably an 8.
8?
Okay.
Are you ready for my story again?
If I'm going for just average people that I'm around, I would say I'm probably a 7.5, 8.
But if we're talking everybody in the world, I'm lucky if I'm a three.
Because that's including supermodels and actresses and all that.
Eight.
Felicity?
Six.
Okay, I give myself a five.
That was.
I don't know.
We had two tens at the table here.
That's an interesting one.
Although, you know, why can't average women just say, I'm average?
I think I'm average.
Just because I'm not average.
I'm magical and I'm special.
You're a manic pixie.
I'm a beautiful princess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Why can't average people just be like, yeah, you know, I think I'm probably average.
Well, why would you want to believe you're average?
Everyone should believe they're beautiful.
Most people are average.
I guess I like being called average.
I think happiness is such a delusion, so it's just like, why not be delusional about everything?
You know what I'm saying?
Because when you take delusion into important aspects of life, it causes society to crumble.
I feel like only like nothing.
I feel like nothing really is that important.
You know, these linemen, you know, these guys who like electrical linemen, the fucking power goes out 2 a.m., 3 a.m.
I just want to live in Dolulu land.
The electricity will turn back on eventually.
Oh my God.
Some people have to live in reality.
Well, you know what?
That is literally how I would do it if I had that job.
That's why I have the job I have.
You know, people go on about this.
Women talk about this like wage gap thing.
The reality is, is the hard, difficult, dangerous, and dirty jobs that women don't want to do, men do those jobs and they happen to be paid significantly more.
Oh.
Because like all the, I would say this: like the most undesirable jobs disproportionately are occupied by men.
So it's like, you're talking about living in Dolulu land.
I mean, again, women can live in Dolulu land, but men live in reality.
Yeah, and guess what?
I don't care about reality.
That is a very Intellectually, I live in delusions.
I mean, everyone asks why.
Why reality is their own delusion?
What are you talking about?
Babe, the world is so bad.
Why not live in delusion?
Well, there has to be a difference between aspirations and delusions because aspirations you can work towards and become better, and then delusions that you just kind of sit back and do nothing and become a popular.
Not necessarily.
I think I'm just really a realist.
Is that better?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Average women don't think they're average.
Thus, they don't want to date average men.
Collapse of society.
I gave myself a three.
What are you talking about?
Girl, I will date literally anyone.
As long as they're funny and nice and clever.
You broke your own logic.
I gave myself a three.
I'm talking about the 10 here.
The 10 here.
I'm a 10 on the inside.
Okay, well, um.
Brian, do you think it's Instagram that makes average women feel like they're delusional?
100%.
Because of the con, like, you know, like women get comments, you know, all average women get comments pretty much that are like sorry, go ahead.
That are like gassing them up, even though it's an average picture.
Yeah, I think social media has a large role to play in that.
And I also feel like looks like the last thing you love yourself for.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, at the end of the day, the only thing you tell yourself is like, oh, at least I'm pretty.
Like, girl, that's going to wear off real soon.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, you got to be telling yourself, like, oh, I'm a 10 because I'm smart.
I'm a tink because I'm think.
I'm a tink because I'm thinking.
Okay.
Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
Me?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Could the world could have exploded in 10 years?
Holy shit, that's so retarded.
Okay.
Why?
Do you think you're going to look better in 10 years' time?
Probably not.
Yeah, probably not.
Don't know.
Ask me a question that I will never know the answer to.
I don't have a.
Well, I suppose that's fair.
But the world could explode in 10 years.
Well, it also could.
Like, we could literally just wake up tomorrow and bet all your money.
Would you bet on that happening?
Probably not, but it's always a possibility.
Nothing is impossible.
You're so right.
Nothing is impossible.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So that doesn't really answer the question, though.
Do you think you'll be better looking?
I did answer the question.
I said, I don't know.
Because I don't know.
I can't give you a yes or no answer because it's.
Okay, here, let me try this.
In 100 years, assuming you were still alive, do you think you'll be better looking in 100 years?
No.
Okay.
Because your body decomposes.
There we go.
Okay, how about 50 years at 76?
Better looking?
Than what now?
Than now, yeah.
I would say usually as people age, most people get worse with age.
And what happens in 10 years?
Are you going to age?
Time, yes.
Well done.
Okay, now that I've walked you through it, what do you think?
I never said no to begin with.
You said you don't know.
Well, yeah, because there's loads of things I could get surgery.
No surgery.
Well, assuming no surgery.
Okay, assuming, but you didn't say that before, so we're going to go on semantics.
Nick, pull up the discord.
Semantics.
Yeah, pull up the Discord Nick.
Go to resources.
Go to fake up.
Actually, no, go to plastic surgery.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
No, it's actually sorry.
That was fucking disgusting.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I need to give you a punishment for that.
It was involuntary.
Hold on.
One sec.
You never burp.
You have to wear this for five minutes.
That's your punishment.
Why would you do that?
Malia, can you spin the helicopter on the top?
Wait, am I going to hold it in?
I mean, you could, you know, try to excuse yourself, or you could, you know, do a quiet burp, but you let that guys don't try to hold in anything.
If I have to fart, I'm going to fart.
If I had to burp, I'm going to burp.
I'm going to blink.
I'm going to blink.
Nobody taught you manners.
I'm so sorry.
It's just the way your face projects.
Malia, can you spin the helicopter on the top?
I most definitely will.
That was so silly of you, silly girl.
All right.
There you go.
Love it.
That's how we deal with problems on the whatever podcast.
And if you fart, you don't want to know the next punishment.
The next punishment.
This is kind of, you know.
It looks good on you, by the way.
You look very striking in that hat.
What the fuck?
Oh, the rating?
The looks thing.
Is it in looks?
I'm trying to find it.
I don't even know.
Is it memes?
Oh, it's memes.
Scroll up to the plastic surgery one, Nick.
This is what I think about plastic surgery.
This is what I think about plastic surgery.
I'm against it.
Okay, cool.
Do you have it?
Maybe.
Okay, pull up.
I got my titties in.
Okay, 40.
Oh, no, I'm getting old.
Plastic surgery.
Ah, that's better.
Oh, no, it looks weird.
You still look old, but you look fake and old.
Weird now.
Okay, better looking in 20 years' time, 46.
Probably not.
Yeah.
I'm epileptic.
So you're actually being really rude right now.
It's okay.
I actually get a pass because I used to have epilepsy.
So.
How do you twins?
Well, it went away when I was.
Yeah.
Can you bite your ear and go like this at the same time?
Can you do that?
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
So, anyways, wow, that was really insensitive to retarded people.
That one's a little bit.
What do you mean?
I am retarded.
I can't be insensitive towards them.
Boy.
Okay.
You're 25.
Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 35?
Fuck yeah.
I'll be one of those little grannies.
45.
I'll be in Vegas.
20 years, 40.
I'll be with my girls.
We're going to get little men so we're going to go hunt a dial bills on them.
Yeah, I'm behind.
What drugs did you take today?
Today?
Nothing.
Of course I'm sober.
Oh, boy.
That's literally just my brain.
I will say that whether I'm sober or not.
Like, Heidi, that's my opinion.
Who wouldn't want to be told those grannies?
Like, what?
That's so cute.
Definitely want to be a fun granny, but not like that.
Okay, better looking at 65 than 25 than what.
I told you, I'm going to be cute till the day I die.
I'm going to be in my grave, like, don't know, you know.
The grave robbers kind of dig me out, and they'd be like, damn, she kind of bad, though.
Period.
Okay, um, that's cool.
Fast Chee George donated $200.
The wage gap, women are oppressed, women don't need men, and all the other feminist BS, they are so cooked because if men suddenly all vanished, women would all die off as well.
Neat arts.
I think we should uh have asylums again.
Can we make asylums great again?
Yeah, so I've been saying this.
I love it that it's my second heart.
That's where you grow up.
Okay, what about you?
Will you be better looking in 10 years' time?
No.
Okay, you're 18, better looking in 10 years' time?
Nope.
Women usually hit their peak early 20s, so.
Okay, you're 29, better looking in 10 years' time, 39.
And 29, were you better looking at 19?
Uh, actually, I think my peak was probably 26.
Okay, but so better looking now or better looking at 19?
Uh, now, okay, 23, Kelly?
Better looking in 10 years' time, 33.
I genuinely think I am gonna look better at 33.
Period.
43?
20 years?
43?
No.
Okay, Felicity?
No.
Okay.
We have put all of you through this.
Can I put my glasses on, please?
Sure, just take them off after.
We've put all of you through AI and we've aged all of you.
No, get out.
I already said I'm scared.
I'm not sping through.
Have you seen this segment?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's so funny.
Oh, no.
This is so interesting.
I want to know what it looks like.
That is not 10 years' time at first.
Yeah, I know.
That's more than 10.
Yeah.
I mean, look, stress.
Stress.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Hell yeah.
Next.
Kind of gone.
I'm scared.
Oh, God.
Oh, no, no, no, no, he's so dirt.
I'm sad.
I'm feeling like.
No, you look kind of cute.
You look like a bunch of me.
You do look like that fun granny.
Yeah, you did.
I did.
Why do they have?
Why do they crash?
I see it.
The fun granny.
Yeah.
She's giving you.
She's giving you.
With a bamboo hoop.
You look like a hippie when you're older, too.
Yeah, how cute.
I love that picture.
Thank you.
All right.
Next.
You ate.
Not ate down.
That's given.
No, that's what I mean.
Why'd they do your grandma?
Hell yeah.
I think it's not that bad.
What kind of picture was it?
Really?
I'm going to use that picture.
It was when you used to be.
The older.
What do you mean the girl with the brows?
The brows, though.
The last one.
The lip is like kind of lopsided.
That's what happened.
Yeah, you lose volume in your lip.
Oh, God, that's horrible.
Rip.
Next.
Oh, dear.
Oh, boy.
Not the rip.
You got this.
Oh!
Thank you.
I'm going to be knitting even when I'm old.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I bet I'll probably age better than that because I won't do that.
I wish I was like, grandma with my life.
Really crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Stop going back to it.
Next.
Oh, with the tongue and everything.
I love it.
Well, yeah.
You will be fun, grandma.
You do not fall.
Yeah, you look very fun, grandma, too.
I think it's the money pieces, man.
Honestly, I think you should keep them when you get old.
They look good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
A little scary at your oldest.
Yeah, that was a little nice.
Like the person.
No, you're not cute.
That was a lot of wrinkles.
You said, ah!
The second one's not bad.
The second one's not bad, but the third one is like, she don't know what's going on.
Asian.
She got it.
Shit.
These are unreal, so.
Next.
Oh.
I've seen worse.
You look like a famous.
I don't know what it did to your nose.
You know what I'm saying?
She looks like a rich old white lady.
Yeah, like she'd be in the movie.
Yeah, for real.
It's really weird looking.
All right, next.
Oh, yeah.
Too fast.
Okay, they used an old photo.
Did they give two if there's two?
You lose your teeth as you go.
They're still there.
They're just rotting, I guess.
Yeah, they fucking rotted my teeth.
Oh, boy.
I guess that happens, right?
Next.
Okay.
Oh, that's Santa.
That's probably.
Like a sweet old grandpa, yeah.
That's so sweet.
Giving Santa.
That's pretty accurate.
Yeah.
That's pretty much it.
Jolly.
When you retire, you should go work in the malls.
Yeah.
Hmm.
No, I want to do something evil.
You'd be the Grinch.
You could still work in the Mala Sena.
You can do boys and have kids on your hands.
Wait, what?
You said you want to be evil.
Oh, wait, did we not go around the table on fuck?
What was it?
Cuck son or racist son?
Oh, we did.
It was so long ago.
Okay, here, we'll finish that.
Okay.
I would prefer a racist son because I think it's absolutely so disgusting, like being a cuck.
And the fantasies and everything is so awful.
Like, I'm going to have a husband who would just beat the crap out of that kid because that's so disgusting.
Damn.
That's what he said.
Go!
He can't help it, though.
What about you?
I would say I'd rather have a racist kid because being a cuck, I feel like in some sense is not self-harm, but it hurts you because you have a harder time finding somebody to date.
It's harder to find love.
Yeah, okay.
Kelly, racist son or cuck son?
Racist son.
For sure.
100%.
Felicity.
I don't really like cucks, but I would do cucks on because I don't like hateful people.
Right.
Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
He hates himself if he's a cuck.
I mean, yeah, but you can go to therapy.
If he hates himself, he does.
And how am I going to know?
How am I going to know if he's a cuck?
I'm not going to be like, so what do you do in the bedroom?
Like, I don't care.
You're going to watch.
Yeah, how would you know that?
Well, usually they'll have a partner of the same sex around.
Yeah, but if you like go to his house and there's like a chair in the corner of the bedroom.
I mean, like you're never going to go to your son's house.
How does that affect me?
He's an adult.
There's obviously, like, the cuck chair obviously would affect you.
I mean, it's weird for sure, but I don't know.
I think people that are aware of it.
Big L for Felicity.
Cuck son over racist son.
What if it's like he's racist, but what about if he's racist on the call?
Depend who he's racist against.
I think there's degrees of racism.
Like if he's like KKK type of racism, absolutely not.
What if he's like, I would have been a good player?
What if he's racist against just Australian indigenous, what do they call Aboriginal?
But is he like hate criming people?
Right.
Think about it.
Like this.
There has been movements.
Or is he just stuck in like has there been a movement to stop cucking?
And he's never going to go to Australia and he's never been to Australia.
Just for some reason, he does not like Aboriginals.
I mean, I don't care.
I think it's odd that he hates.
But would you prefer him to be a racist or a cuck?
I would prefer him to be a cock.
Think about it.
What if the whole world was racist or the whole world was cucks?
It would be much nicer world if they were all cucks.
Search up the, I believe it's North Sentinelese Island.
Just search this up.
I've been once a cuck.
Oh, God, it was crazy.
I'm not elaborating.
Your boyfriend was a cuck.
Well, yeah.
I hope you get paid.
Cucks don't hang people.
I'm not saying which one it was.
I had a picture of that.
Well, if you have a tendency towards sexual actions like that, there's other things that are going to be happening.
Okay, F-Dog.
Like what?
F-Dog, let me F-Dog.
Usually a.
Okay, if they're racist to those people.
Okay, so there's like 200 people that live on this island.
They're an uncontacted.
Oh, wait.
What's the true?
Wait, oh, click the Sentinelese.
I know about this.
Yeah.
So there's like estimated population, 35 to 500.
They live on that island.
They're uncontacted.
Go back.
Just hit the back button.
So we can show Felicity the island.
I know.
Okay, so they're only racist against them.
And it's like 300 people, you know?
I'm not sure that I would pick the racist son in that.
I can't believe you're fucking racist against the Sentinelese.
You fucking piece of shit, Felicity.
Fucking cancel this chick, bro.
That's fine.
You're never going to see this.
That's ridiculous.
All right.
Well, we also put you guys through AI again.
Oh, not again.
We gender swapped all of you.
Oh, I actually really want to see you.
You're going to tell me if you would date the male version of you.
Oh, my God.
No, I know.
I know who will rent it.
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait until Chair 3 is back.
So while we do that.
Caleb, thank you for the 15 on Venmo.
John, thank you for the big 50.
Oh, whoops.
That's the wrong one.
Thank you for the big 50 on Venmo, man.
Really appreciate it.
John, thank you, man.
That's venmo.com.
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It's whatever pod.
Yeah, we'll do Twitch.
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Also, Otis, thank you for the.
Looks like you.
I thought it said Otis gifted some subs.
Not bugged boys.
Yo, Cajun Tater.
Thank you for the Prime Man.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
All right.
Getting back into the pre-show notes, I'm going to wait until our good friend Malia is back from taking a shit.
So.
Just kidding.
She's not taking a shit.
Women don't poop.
They don't do that.
Or fart.
Looking at you.
Looking at you, Carmen.
Let's see.
Oh, okay.
Or wait.
Oh, my.
Where is the freaking note?
Hold on, guys.
My notes got a mess.
Oh, I'm sorry, Scott.
I kind of saw it.
Oh, my God.
I don't like it.
Oh, my goodness.
They were going through my notes, I think.
Can I be sexist towards myself as a man?
What?
That made sense.
Okay, going back to Carmen here for a little bit.
You could be so beautiful as a man.
I'm sorry, scared.
Wait, in one case, the person, this is for you, Carmen.
You wrote, one case, they said they don't date.
They just hook up, which upset you.
So you sent them a picture of you.
Oh, yeah, I said that earlier.
Doing something to your wrists.
They didn't even reply to it, just straight ghosted me.
That's probably valid.
Why did you do that?
Because, okay.
Actually, I wasn't even sad when I did it.
I was more like.
Just leave it open.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I was more like, this man isn't giving what I want him to give.
But like, I didn't have the power in me to be like, you're not, you know, doing that.
And so, like, instead, I just did that because I wanted him to, like, you wanted attention.
I wanted him to freak out a little bit.
You know, I wanted him to be like, that's, like, wrong, right?
Like, you shouldn't do that.
No, yeah, don't do that again.
Oh, my God.
Probably won't.
Really bad.
But I haven't done that.
It's just really manipulative.
Yeah, but like, I didn't know him that well.
I barely knew him like for like.
So, like, honestly, because like, I literally, I probably did even more than that.
Like, I told him I had herpes and I literally like Photoshopped a fake result and sent it to him and be like, go get tested, bitch.
Because I don't like that.
You know, I don't like when guys go like fucking around and then like, but they like tell you to your face, like, by the way, I don't want to date you.
Like, I don't do that.
I just want to.
I haven't sent this home.
And so it's like, if you're doing that, if you're doing that, then I'm going to mess with you.
You know what?
And I'm not going to feel bad about it.
If you're doing that, like, I'm not going to be feel bad about messing with you.
So you photoshopped fake positive test results for herpes.
I did.
And you sent it to a guy who you had sex with.
I did do that.
To multiple guys you've done that too?
No, no, no, it was just him.
It was just one guy who didn't want to date you, and so you gave him trauma.
You think that's going to make him date you?
Fuck no.
Men don't feel like that.
Like, or do you think?
No, I didn't want him because like that's the thing.
I knew he wasn't going to feel like that ever.
So Malia, could you spin her the helicopter thing?
Keep going.
Tell us the story.
I just knew he wasn't going to feel like that ever.
Take the hat down a little bit.
I just wanted him to like, you know, I just wanted to bring him into my world a little bit.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Your world of venereal disease.
Of having VD.
But.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm not going to do it.
Have you been to therapy?
Like, I'm anti-therapy, but I feel like you could benefit from therapy.
I tried.
I like started a program, but they were all pissing me off because like.
Can you make your eye twitch more?
Bro, I swear to God, I went to this therapy thing and it was like, I got in for free, but it was like all rich people or something.
And they were telling all these rich people problems where they were like, like, I don't even know.
It was dead ass.
Like, like, one girl was like, I have allergies and I can't, I can't, I don't know if I'm going to have allergies when I go out.
And I was like, I literally had to step out and be like, oh, because I was like, if these bitches don't fucking stop talking about something special.
Can you just take the hat from her?
She's had enough.
But yeah.
But the thing is, I think.
Can you do this?
Can we just see the forehead?
You want to see my big ass forehead?
Oh, God.
All right, cover it back.
Cover it back up.
It's not that big.
Yeah, it's fine.
Question for you, LDS related question.
You know how people will like take in troubled animals?
What's that called when people do that?
Fostering, fostering.
Like fostering and like trying to foster kids one day, too.
Rehabilitate.
Rehabilitate.
I almost wonder if there should be a program like maybe LDS can foster these feral human beings and try to rehabilitate them.
I like being feral though.
You like being feral?
Has the best family circumstances, has the most healthy, lives the longest, has the most success And his voted most beautiful, so yeah.
But if I like myself the way I am, like, I don't, I don't know.
I definitely think that a lot of modern culture and feminism has created a lot of people with issues like that.
Yeah, I guess.
Um, okay, so you've you photoshopped fake herpes results to try to scare a guy.
It's so funny.
Then my op like prank called me because I posted on my story too.
And I was like, If you fluttle at me, I'm telling you, you got herpies.
Hold on.
And no, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I'll pull it back up.
And then my op called me and was like, oh, by the way, you have eggs.
And I was like, girl, I know this is a fucking prank.
But at first, I didn't, so she got me for a second.
But I was like, oh, that was kind of karma.
But yeah.
Okay.
Pasty, your message is going to come in in just a moment here.
Okay, so I just need my boyfriend.
Pass Chi George donated $200.
Chair 3, you finally got back from dropping your Lagore 2.
Chair 2, are you sure you don't have men hanging on hooks in your basement?
To respond to Pacy George, I was eating the Chili's chip so salsa.
That's what it's like most of my time.
It's true.
I'm glad you're concerned about my bathroom time.
There's definitely nothing going on in the bathroom.
Go smell it.
I'm good.
Come on.
Also, women don't do that.
Do you want to respond?
You have.
I mean, I have had that fantasy before.
Like, you ever like, like, when you're done, like, hanging up with someone, you like immediately wish you like me to deal with Satan and could like telepically choke them.
But, like, but, like, other than that, like, no, I don't actually think about it sometimes.
I'm not going to do it.
I just think about it.
You also wrote here that you pointed.
Oh, the other case you asked him to be your boyfriend, and he, this is a different guy.
Also, said that he doesn't date, so I guess you just fucked or whatever.
You, you pointed a gun gun at him through FaceTime and told him you were going to shoot up his house.
I think, like, I was just being silly boots.
You know, silly boots.
I'm so silly.
Like, honestly, that would have scared me.
Do you actually own a girl?
It was my roommate.
But, yeah, no.
So, your roommate lets you take the firearm and then pretend it was pink and it had Hello Kitty on it.
Yo, you know, that doesn't make it any less dangerous.
Are you?
I have pro-gun.
Are you anti-gun?
I'm pro-swords.
I have two big swords.
I have a guitar collection.
So, do I have a collection?
I got two.
We love a sword in the UK because we don't have guns.
So, everyone just has swords everywhere.
Yeah, like that's what little kids, not leftover, maybe like 15.
That's what they use, like a machete or some shit.
Wow, damn.
Because we don't have guns.
Yeah.
Stop it.
Get some help.
You also wrote that you hit him up another time.
He said he had a girlfriend.
Yeah, that was so rude.
And then you realized you were looking for love where it doesn't exist.
You did a bunch of psychedelics and realized love is all around you.
Yeah.
And now you're okay being alone and just girl bossing.
Yeah.
I've actually, I used to like hate being me, and being me sucked so bad.
But like dead ass, I just did this like I did at least.
And now I actually really like me.
But like, I want to say, like, jokes and answer because it was also a lot of like self-work.
And it was Buddhism.
Like, girl, shout out the Buddha because he be knowing some stuff.
And yeah, I would say it was like a combination of the two.
Like, like, it was like the most wild experience.
I got psychosis from it.
And so, like, I completely like detached from this reality, right?
And, like, basically going into another reality and realizing everything you see is an illusion created by your pineal gland, you know?
Oh, my God.
Like, none of this is literally real.
And if, and actually, everything you see when you're on those substances is actually another version of reality.
It's that stuff is actually always going on.
Just if your filter wasn't filtering and breaking it down into stuff we could understand, we'd always be seeing geometrical patterns all the time.
And this is coming from psychoanalysts, like, not me.
They're not my words.
But so basically, like, I think it's helped me in understanding, like, like, nothing is real.
And, like, so nothing can bother me ever.
Ever.
Would you ever consider going off the grid?
Have you ever thought about that?
I feel like I kind of am off the grid.
Like, already in the woods.
No, I enjoy running water.
I like running water.
You can get a well.
Well, then maybe you should, but I'm in my little cozy setup right now.
Right.
I don't want to have to, like, use a wow to get wolves talk.
That does stuff.
That's sound fun.
Maybe for a while, but I like being in a city.
I like it.
So, anyways, finishing up your notes here, sort of, you said you have ascended beyond dating.
The world teaches you to fill the void with other people, but that shit never works.
Focus on expanding your consciousness.
Knowledge is power.
Do some DMT or ketamine therapy.
Once you've traveled to other dimensions and realized the vastness of the universe, the concept of human relationships becomes small, meaningless.
D's hoes got egos bigger than they dicks, and neon want an ion.
means I don't.
Sorry, I'm white, so I don't know what that means.
I-O-N?
Ion.
What is that?
What is Ion?
It's short for I don't.
How you say it.
I don't do that.
Ow.
Dude.
Like that?
Yeah, I don't mean seeking culture profile.
It's just like.
That's kind of cultural appropriation, though.
Like, you're half Filipino.
That doesn't mean that.
I mean, it's like.
Like, I feel like I should be a bit upset.
It's just like saying, if I use cooked, if I use chat, it's like the same thing.
Do you feel like she's stealing your culture?
No.
Okay, cool.
You said modern dating doesn't even exist.
Just empty promises break up to make up roller coasters of emotions.
Shit's draining, and I'm over it.
I'm just out here channeling my creativity.
Also, you worked as a sex worker for about a year.
Yum.
When you say sex worker, was that the OF or was that the did you prostitute?
If you call seeking prostituting, I would say.
Did you sleep with any of the guys you met on Seeking?
Yes.
How many of the men did you sleep with on Seeking?
I don't know.
I didn't count.
More than 10?
It was a lot, yeah.
More than 20?
It was for like a year, like maybe like 14 times.
One per week?
14 times 12.
That's a rough estimate.
That's a rough estimate.
How many different men would you meet per week on average?
Good.
14 divided by four.
I don't know.
Wait, there's 14 total that you met?
I would say, like, on average.
That's just like a random guess.
I'll say.
Okay.
You've seen how sad rich men are having to pay for love, but all the money in the world can't buy love.
It can buy a manic, Pixie, ketamine girl, though.
Just shallow, meaningless interactions.
Period.
For how many hours?
I said for a couple.
A couple hours.
For a couple hours.
Hmm.
But it's not, it's not really buying me.
That's just buying a service.
Yeah.
But you can't buy me.
Right, your pussy is the service.
Sure.
Yeah.
Good times.
What do the girls think about that?
What does the LDS Sydney girl think about that?
About her selling her body?
Yes, about her.
I was about to say, like, her view on men, like, their view of men of hating men is probably just because of the men you choose to surround yourself with are the crappiest men you could come across.
So maybe if you came across more wholesome men that actually wanted to improve themselves, you'd have a better view of men who actually had honor.
Maybe, but I'm also pretty crappy myself.
So Kelly, what do you think?
You really asked them to be wholesome.
She's popping her pussy.
She's popping her pussy open.
Yeah, go ahead, Kelly.
Go in.
Go in, Kelly.
Go off, Kelly.
There's a lot.
Hey, Kelly.
I don't get offended by nothing.
A lot of pussies.
Oh, girl, I can tell.
I can tell.
Yeah, you know, everyone knows.
I am not doing to approve of the OnlyFans.
Okay, stop sugarcoating, Kelly.
But I mean, hey, she's popping her pussy open.
She doesn't want to find another way to get to the back.
I mean, she did eventually, so that's why it's a little bit more like, I'm not going that hard in.
But Kelly, I've seen you be very disapproving.
Well, you know, when there's real whores at the table who are telling you that they want to bend over for you so that they could see their pussy right here where I have to see it as well, that's when I'll go in a little harder.
But with somebody who, you know, I mean, you know, you seem like you had to like come out here.
I know you said you came out here alone.
You didn't have money to come out here.
You didn't, I can have like that kind of like understanding as to why she put herself in that position.
Will I accept, do I, like, think it's morally correct?
No.
I think there's a lot of ways to make money, but you know.
All right.
Well, I have a comment.
You said you're not for sale, but in a way, aren't you?
No, because who is mean?
I'm not my pussy.
Like, I don't.
It's happening.
It's hard to do.
What do you mean?
No, this is my belief.
This is my core beliefs.
Oh, your pussy is not you?
No, girl.
I'm not a pussy.
What?
You called yourself a pussy earlier, but you did.
I didn't.
No, no, no.
I mean, Julia, go in.
No, no, no.
Not like a vagina.
A pussy is like a weak person.
What?
But like, I'm weak and I'm also strong.
I'm everything everywhere all at once.
Do you think that my pussy is weak?
Am I pussy weak?
We might actually have a pussy.
Wow.
My pussy.
All right.
Carmen, Carmen.
You said that sex landed you in the ER once.
What happened?
Oh, yeah.
How did it land you in the ER?
Did you get paid for that time?
Narr.
Well, because I was in love.
What was the circumstances?
I feel bad because I told you last time, but I'll tell it again.
But basically, we were like, oh, we should try blood play and stuff.
Oh, and then we use, okay, we should have used like a razor blade, right?
But instead, we use a kitchen knife.
And did you know that the dollar knife is actually sharper than a sharper knife and will cut deeper because you're going to try harder.
But yeah, basically he tried like way too hard because it wasn't going with the lighter cuts, you know?
So he had to try like way harder to make it cut.
Anyways, yep.
No more.
We get it.
Yeah.
I thought it was like, I don't know, you did a weird sex position or some shit.
No, it was just while we were sexy.
Why are you sexing?
But it's not.
Sexting?
Sexy.
Sexy.
I just made sex and verbs.
But you said the sex landed you in the ER.
Yeah, because we had to.
So I think the actual, I figure the actual act of the penetration or something.
Excuse me.
You're penetrating me.
But like, he could have brought you?
He could have brought a knife to you when you're not fucking, you know?
This is why you know we were having sex and then go off, Malia.
Go off, Malia.
It's like, this is why you don't feel good after sex because you do stuff like that.
You like make yourself blood lost.
Okay, that wasn't an accident, though.
That is so true, Malia.
We left an accident.
Of course, that's why you cry.
You're fucking bleeding out.
You're fucking fucking deep.
He meant for like a little baby scratch.
No, not a big old man.
Just have piercings.
No wonder she cries after sex, bro.
She's about to fucking die.
He wants to be nasty, Jesus.
She's seeing the end of the day.
think that's nasty bro i think that's like no i wouldn't do it again I was like that.
But she's going to try.
Yeah, but she didn't know why you're sad and make you do things like this.
I'm not familiar, though.
So, Carmen, you also wrote, modern dating is a scam and men are demons.
Why do you say men are demons?
Because they be giving you demonic energy.
Like, you know, when you're a whole ritual, do I give demonic energy?
Am I getting demonic?
There you go.
Payback banners.
What is the signal compared to her?
What is the hard guess?
That was the bad brother.
Got that little demonic.
Didn't your mom teach you manners?
I'm only like, that wasn't cool.
You're like, manners?
He's going to come with excuses.
It's okay, guys.
I'm a dude.
It's okay for him.
He could do it.
I was just getting revenge.
But I also love demons, too, so it's like, you know.
So you're criticizing while at the same time agreeing with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bruh.
What about...
Girl, I do not sound like that.
I sound cute.
You do.
Oh, boy.
Men are demons.
What about Nick?
Does he give demon energy?
Yeah, kind of.
What?
Nick, he's so wholesome.
I can tell.
It's like a behind the veil.
You think he's a fuckboy?
Is that it?
Probably.
I'm not a virgin.
Uh-oh.
are you oh whoa did you wait did you hear that Sidney was like.
Is he?
Girlfriend.
More man.
Are you waiting for Mary?
You gotta convert.
Sorry.
Oh, my gosh.
He's like, no comment.
It just means he has good values.
He cares about himself.
If Nick was LDS, would you go on a date with him?
I don't think Nick would want to go on a date with me, but...
If he was...
Why do you say that?
Is it because you?
I don't know, people who, I don't know Nick's background, obviously, but I don't know.
I just assumed that somebody wouldn't want to go on a date with me like that.
Nick wouldn't want to go on a date with you?
Why, though?
What?
Why?
Just because we might not share the same values or he thinks I'm a crazy person.
I don't know.
What if he was LDS?
Yeah, I think Nick's attractive.
I would go on a date with him.
Fucking matchmaker.
I love your bro.
Wingmanned.
Okay, so anyways.
Don't make Nick feel obligated, though.
That's so awkward.
Okay.
You wrote, feminine energy runs the world.
You've transcended dating.
You're in a cult focused on, you know what?
Hold on, wait.
You're in a cult focused on world liberation domination.
Oh, I might have been manic when I wrote that.
I don't know.
Problem.
Are you manic now?
No, if I'm a manic girl, I'd be crazy.
Right now, I'm just this is me.
This is how I talk with my friends.
Like, for real.
There's two kinds of bipolar, right?
Which one are you?
I'm the one that's mostly manic.
Mostly.
Which is that bipolar one or bipolar two?
And then HSV one or HSV two?
That's just me.
Oh my god.
Take a joke.
Fucking freaking.
If I had herpes, I would own it, but own that shit.
I don't.
Herpes check.
Anybody?
You put your hand up, someone clip it.
I'm gonna just crop that.
Don't have herpes.
Want to clarify that?
Turn out the internet level.
Like, too late.
What is feminine energy runs the world, though?
What does that mean?
Because, like, imagine there was only men.
Like, like, women are just so magical.
Like, you get around a woman and she'll just like gas you up.
She'll just hype you up.
You get around a man, they're like, I don't know you.
It is important for females to have their circles, but I do not would not want females to run the world.
So much.
Emotions.
Yeah.
The right emotions.
You want us to be emotionally?
Girl, look who's in power.
We would not, we literally wouldn't do anything.
We wouldn't get anywhere.
There'd be no progression.
Oh, a low.
Yes.
We wouldn't die.
No, no, we would die.
Like 100%.
You know what we need to do right now?
We need to do a $69 TTS roast session.
These girls need to be a little, we need to do a little intermission roast.
So TTS has dropped to 69 temporarily, maybe for 20 minutes.
20 minutes, guys.
The TTS roast.
Oh, did I not pin a fucking comment on YouTube, of course?
Scuffed.
Scuffed.
All right, guys.
TTS is $69.
$69 TTS.
If you want to roast any of the panelists, now's your chance.
We're going to get that.
Please pick me.
Do that right now.
It's going to be wonderful.
Boom.
69.
You need to roast Felicity, boys.
Because Felicity was on a yacht with her new boyfriend.
We didn't do the gender swap.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
We'll do the gender swap, then we'll let the roast come in.
$69 TTS.
It's the roast session, boys.
And then we're going to bump it back up, though.
So get it in while you can if you want a little discount.
All right, gender swap.
Would you date the male version of you?
Bada bing.
Bada boom.
Here we go.
Ready?
Boom.
Yikes.
Holy shit.
I don't like that.
Why?
Yeah, he doesn't look like your type.
He looks like he's addicted to Xanax.
Would you date him?
No.
Looks like an angry taxi driver.
I like how they kept up.
He's not bad looking, you know, I mean, he's got nice hair.
Oh, yeah.
I like how the choker makes him look like he makes questionable decisions.
I just noticed that.
That's crazy.
Okay, next.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
They did not do me like that.
No, I know he wouldn't look like that.
Hell no.
They did me so wrong.
Why would they put it?
And I don't like each other.
That's not fucking you.
But wait, that kind of does look like me, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
Am I that?
How am I aging?
Hey, what do you rate?
You said you're a 10.
What do you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10?
I don't like him.
What do you rate him?
He's scaley.
I don't know.
What do you rate him?
He's like a four.
Four?
So you rate him higher than me normally.
Not everything's about you.
Girl, why are you so rude?
Like, stop it.
Stop it.
Every time she says something, you got some shit to say.
Stop.
Not true.
Stop, bitch.
Not true.
Girl.
Not true.
Next.
Dude, the picture is not giving.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
I see it.
I see it.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, actually, do you look cute?
Yes.
The third one is good.
I like the facial hair.
Jawline to be good.
Malia.
Here he is.
That's not bad at all.
That looks like a mice.
That's like a manly Filipino.
Yeah, that's what he looks like.
Yeah.
That's like a surgeon.
Okay, outdate.
All right.
There we go.
If I was a boy.
Next.
I'd hit.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Bro.
I'm so scary.
Yo, did you see that?
I'm so sorry.
I do not.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I used to see you very well.
I'm not used to it.
That is not like ever happened before.
That's never happened.
This is so nice.
I don't want to see that if I drink water to page in the way.
I was expecting why that man is scary.
Like, he doesn't even, that doesn't even look like my relatives or anything.
But he's not.
I like the second one.
Yeah, because I'm a trip.
That's like you with Down syndrome.
That's scary, man.
Okay, well.
I don't like female.
So I'm guessing that's a no.
No.
What if he's like archbishop of the LDS church or some shit?
What if he's really virtuous and a good man?
Sure.
Watch that.
Wingmanned.
Well, another important thing for me is health.
Like physical health and he does not look healthy.
What are you talking about?
Look at that fucking neck, dude.
That guy could fucking do some shit.
His beard looks pretty full.
Beard looks pretty full.
Look, he's having a bad day.
Yeah.
He's a little tired.
Do you look tired?
All right.
Next.
Whoa.
Wait, that doesn't even look like me.
No, bro, why is his forehead so small?
Bro, this is...
That's not me.
That's peak male.
Physique.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He looks like that's like a borrower.
Thank you.
It's really accurate, though.
I like the beard.
Wow.
It's accurate.
It's very slight offense.
What?
That blue energy?
He's not bad, you know?
No, like the facial hair.
It's not bad.
His hair is all kind of.
If he had a nice haircut, his hair's all fucked up.
All right, next.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Great.
Maybe, here, try this.
Kelly, scoot like that way, because Felicity's kind of boxing you out a little bit.
Scoot the mic along with it.
Boom.
That's a very good one.
Is that your dad?
Does that look like your dad?
No.
Looks like my brother a little bit.
Would you date him?
No.
Okay.
Would any of the girls here date him?
No.
No.
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Okay.
All right.
Stop showing it.
I saw a man picture one more time.
How am I so scary?
Why is that scary?
Because that man looks at images of underage people.
I do kind of see.
Man looks his hair is like all like together, like stringy.
Why are you being mean to me?
No, look.
Why is everyone always mean to me?
No, always one looking at like that man.
I'm not being mean to you.
I'm looking at that man.
I think it's because you make facial expressions.
There's a couple of them I like sensitive.
Are you saying that Felicity is a pick-me?
I didn't say that, but I just said that man over there in that third picture.
He scowers the energy emitting from them.
But you're cute.
You're sly.
Body tip.
Bad energy.
No, it's just a couple of facial expressions.
So put we're just like, me?
Yeah, it's just like, I could tell there was negative energy coming from them.
Like, when?
Uh, a few times.
Like, when, though.
I'm just wondering.
Maybe he's not original.
Maybe next.
This is my facial.
All right, here's me.
You look so wholesome.
Huh?
Yes.
The bottom I would date.
Did they change the bottom?
The first one looks like Jacqueline Hill.
The top one.
Does anyone know who that is?
Yeah.
It looks like the crazy girlfriend meme.
Yeah.
I'll date the bottom.
Oh.
Really?
Bottom over top.
Really?
Yep.
Really?
Why?
It's symmetrical.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Bottom looks better, I guess.
Maybe because it's more accurate.
I prefer her eyes than the top one.
Oh, no.
Cool.
Thank you for sharing.
Maybe.
All right.
Do we have?
Oh, wow.
Nobody wanted to bite on the roast.
Oh, that's nice.
No roasters.
Oh, wrong.
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Thank you so much for believing in my aim in the teapot, but no, I can't.
You can be honest.
This is a safe space.
No, I'm saying even I couldn't get my shit in the teapot.
Right, that sounds hard.
Yeah, it is hard.
Yeah.
That shit gets everywhere.
We're not made for that.
You don't have the apparatus.
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Missy, man.
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Besides CH1 and 2.
Rest is kind of based, especially the girl who made her dress.
Cheers from Quebec.
I love Andrew.
I just think he's like super angry all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-oh.
He's a little bit.
He's going to come for you.
That's okay because I like him.
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Yeah, pasty.
Pasty.
How do you know that, though?
You don't even know it.
I'll be a poser.
They just look like they're lying.
Yes.
That's what they were saying.
That's how you're going to make this shit up and I'm going to pride.
Smoky man, bad.
I like posing, but I don't get it like a hundred.
Six nine TTS.
I think, like, whenever men see an alternative girl, they're like, do you even like the alternative music, though?
Yeah, that's so updated.
Like, being a poser, like, who's not a poser nowadays?
Like, you know, like, who goes through a show and like knows every single fucking one of their songs?
Like, that's stupid.
So stupid.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, like, fucking awful.
So stupid.
I love her American accent, right?
I'll remember.
All right.
Okay, so for Carmen, Carmen, you wrote, you're in a cult of.
This was a while ago.
You're not.
You were in a cult of nine girls.
You're all weird art kids of the world rejected by normal society.
You have deeply bonded through music, being sexy, fashion, art, intelligence, and trauma.
The ideology of the cult is women supporting women in our endeavors on life through love for each other.
You perform rich or sorry, witch rituals.
You feel so deeply about the support you provide for each other and our sisterhood.
You guys made a blood pact.
You guys drink each other's blood.
There's a positive message meaning behind all of your actions and none of it just for show.
They're all eloquent, well-spoken, highly intelligent, and also hot as fuck.
We are about making a judgment-free world for women exist through free of the abuse of men in society.
It's almost like her anarchy thing.
I think that's what she was like trying to say almost.
Like, you know, the anarchy thing.
Yeah.
Did you reference yourself as she?
Yeah, sure.
I referenced my, I'm in third person.
You know?
But, um, yeah, no, honestly, that was a phase.
It was a phase.
And I'm kind of like, on a different, I'm on a different track.
But also, I still believe in like all those things.
You know what I'm saying?
You also wrote, dating is ridiculous to you.
Men only bring you down and you're celibate.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how I was feeling at the time.
I still feel like that like every other day.
I mean, this probably has more to do with the men that you pick.
Yeah, why are they so fun and so horrible at the same time?
Like, oh my God.
But.
How do you like go out and meet a guy?
I just want to know, like, the like, is it like random?
You just meet him somewhere.
Usually either I'll go to a show and I'll meet them like that and I go up to whoever.
If I see something like you, I just go up to them, you know?
Okay.
So you go, you do, you make face.
Well, or Hinge.
Or Hinge.
I do both.
Okay.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So like you.
Do you prefer Hinge?
Definitely not.
The people on Hinge are crusty, musty.
Like you most of the time.
Most of the time, they don't even look like their pictures.
I would say like 50% of the time I meet up with someone on Hinge, I ask them to leave within the first five minutes because I know it's not vibes.
And I know it takes a certain time to put your hurts in the bag with me.
And I'm not going to waste my time.
I see.
So then the guys that you're meeting outside, like just randomly, do those end up being a little better?
Yeah, way better.
Way better.
And I made a lot of good friends that way.
And we hook up sometimes and it's magical.
But also, I hate them a little bit.
But yeah, that's all.
where do you think your hate for men stems from girl my last relationship that was I was tripping for like two years after that.
Like literally, it had me like usually when I cry, I'll go cry in the car and like yell at his name.
And it's been two years since then.
So I'm like, why the hell are you still in my head, bro?
But I think that has to do with the BPD and like not getting over people.
Right.
Like easily.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I see.
Yeah.
Do you miss him?
I miss the idea of him that I had in my head.
Why'd you break up?
Because he was so mean.
He would treat me so mean.
Oh, that was good.
He was like, bro, okay, the real reason we broke up was because every time I get a job, I have to work hard to get sober, you know?
And I worked so hard to get sober.
And I got sober.
And I got this job.
And he freaking decides to hotbox the entire house two days before my drug test.
And I was like, are you freaking serious?
What's wrong with you?
So I just step out and I'm like, inhale, just like a massive amount of smoke.
I don't pass it due to THC.
I don't even smoke weed.
So I was, I got so pissed.
I started just like going on a rampage.
And that, that was like the final straw.
I was like, you obviously don't care about me.
You know, you, you know.
But yeah, so it was just like so many things he was messing around with my life doing.
But it was mostly the perks.
Like, see, those, those, I would pray nobody, nobody falls into that because there was like times where he would like look so ill, look so sickly, and not himself.
And it was just sad.
But yeah.
Yeah.
So then how did you get out of what did you do?
You just left?
Girl, it was so hard because it was like I was addicted to him and I was addicted to what he was doing, you know?
So it was like, I had to break up with both of them and that shit was hard as fuck.
And I literally went through a whole identity crisis.
Like, I didn't even know who I was.
I thought I was like, am I this person because of all the things he taught me to be?
Or am I even my own person?
And I started tripping hella hard.
But basically, my daddy, my daddy came and saved me.
He was like, he was just like, come home, please.
I don't want you to go through this.
Are you living at home now?
No.
As much as I love my dad, he's also crazy at the same time, just like me.
He's very loving, but also very crazy.
So I can't stay there.
Is he crazy?
He got them angry.
So, like, one minute, he'll be like, ah.
And then the next minute, he's like, I'm sorry, I love you.
And I just can't deal with that.
Is he bipolar?
Probably.
That bitch don't get diagnosed for shit.
And your mom lives there too?
They live together.
You don't miss home?
I do miss them sometimes.
But I know I can't live at home because I can't do that.
Would you think it would, like, just drive you crazy more or is it your parents that, like...
No, we drive each other crazy.
We began in fights.
We didn't have fights.
Oh, okay.
About what?
The stupidest stuff.
Like, he kind of lives in his own little la-la land a little bit.
So I'll be like, we should love and accept all people.
And I will really trigger him.
He'll start slamming doors and be like, no, there's a right way and a wrong way of doing things.
And I'm like, brother, you're not even listening to your own advice you give me.
But yeah.
So it's like stupid stuff.
Like literally, we could argue about anything.
Yeah.
Like anything.
Your dad.
Yeah.
But didn't he let you have a sound?
He don't make no sense.
But I still love him.
Did you choose somebody similar to him?
Like his lifestyle and his choices next time?
His unconditionally loving heart.
He's loved me despite all my errors.
That, yes.
But a lot of other things, hell no.
Yeah.
Are they similar choices that you've made?
Yeah.
The apple does not fall from the tree for sure.
It'd be like that.
Yeah.
It'd be like that sometimes.
Thank you guys for letting me talk also.
I feel bad for like talking a lot.
Do you feel like you're trauma dumping?
I am.
I am.
Thank you.
Some of the things that you heard tonight from her.
From chair one.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
I can't remember your name.
Chair one more chair.
Arsene.
Challenge some of the ideas.
Yeah, I'd love to.
So I really disagree with how the direction that you guys, your thought process has taken.
And I believe that is probably started from childhood and laid a foundation.
For example, your father, he incentivized and he introduced these things to you and made it okay for you to pursue them.
And I'm so happy that you're satisfied with your life and you feel happy with yourself.
But ultimately, that's not going to make you happy in the long run.
That's my personal belief.
And I believe choices like that won't make you happy in the long run.
And I believe that I see this a lot in high schools.
I used to debate in high schools a lot.
And the self-deprecation is actually really interesting.
It starts off with just kind of speaking to yourself, like, oh my goodness, I'm going to kill myself.
You know, just silly.
And then it leads and escalates to things where you're self-harming, where you're thinking less of yourself and putting yourself in situations.
So I think both of you ladies are wonderful and I believe in redemption and I believe in grace and I believe in repentance.
But yeah, I think that on the track that the choices that you're making aren't going to lead at and any women who make choices similar aren't going to have a happy life down the line.
Well, I think it wouldn't make you happy maybe, but like I also, I know people that have had like obviously way worse lives than me and they being so fucked up as shit, but they be laughing about it.
They're laughing.
They still have to be.
Of course there's joy in bad circumstances, but the circumstances you've made for yourself are the you've made these circumstances for yourself.
So where you're crying after having sex, where you're self-harming and you're bleeding out having to go to the ER, where you're having emotional trauma with boyfriends, where you're putting yourself in risky situations where you're dependent on selling your body for money.
You're putting yourself in these situations and ultimately you're just going to continue feeling empty.
You're going to continue emotionally disassociating.
And ultimately when you're old or even when you have kids and they're asking you about your OnlyFans or asking you about your life, you probably, you shouldn't want to leave them down that life because it's a life of drugs.
It's a life of alcohol.
It's a life of sin.
It's a life of sickness.
But like, girl, like, that's just life.
Like, and you learn from them.
I'm not saying I'm finna do this stuff forever.
Like, I'm always changing, always evolving.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, I would want my kids to like figure stuff out for themselves.
And I'm not going to be there controlling their every move.
You feel me?
Like, that would just, I don't know.
I want them to have autonomy to decide what they like.
And I don't want to change that.
But I don't think that encouraging them to go and make really poor decisions, because it's a fact that women who put themselves in sexual situations like that are more likely to be targeted for lots of crimes.
They have STDs.
They have a bunch of sicknesses.
Yeah, but what came first?
What came first?
Getting targeted for crimes and then ending up in doing a job like that?
Are you saying where you're a victim of a situation?
Yeah, that is how you choose to deal with that.
Well, that's playing victimhood and that's emotional immaturity.
I don't think it's like, but the thing is, I don't, I think what made me kind of go down this path is the anger, my father's kind of anger or the scaredness, you know, that I felt, that I think is where all the stuff came from.
So I think if I raise a kid and I don't have any anger, I don't think they're gonna have as much.
So you're saying that high-end emotions led you down the path, this path?
Yeah, I think it's all been like emotional psyche stuff and not like them teaching me about anything.
I think it's like, it's like if you teach kids about being gay, young, I don't think they're gonna get gay.
That's just like internal, you know what I mean?
I think it opens the bucket up a little bit.
Yeah, you're opening up.
Yeah, I disagree.
I believe that's taught, not well.
Also, like, who cares if you're gay?
That's awesome.
I think gay is awesome.
Well, of course, there's personal decision practices.
So it's like, if you teach them how to be awesome, then that'd be cool too.
Yeah, choice is important, but at the same time, I do believe that there are better choices.
Like I said earlier, there are choices that will lead to unhappiness.
There's choices that are going to lead to danger.
But maybe how you reach your happiness is different how I reach my happiness.
I had to go through all those things so I could figure out who the fuck I am as a person to reach to my happiness.
And from what you've said today alone, I didn't hear you say that you were happy.
I'm happy now.
I would say I'm happy.
I've heard the opposite.
yeah it doesn't sound happy i think you were kind of she seemed you seem like chilling like I really think like, you know, obviously, like, you know, like the trauma doesn't go away and everything, but like, you seem like you are making the best out of like your situation.
Like, that's what, that's what I respect out of it.
And that's why I'm not over here.
I'm not trying to like go in on you and why you make your decisions on your life, but like, you, you're, you can have like an open brain and like think about it.
Oh, who the hell happy 25 seconds?
You can be in your life.
I don't think you have to go through a life of mistakes to find yourself.
I don't think you can find yourself without having to make all the mistakes.
You can learn from other people's mistakes, and then in the end, you won't have as many things haunting you, as many consequences.
That's a show.
Is there any other ideas you wanted me to challenge specifically?
No.
We have some more rows coming in, and then we're going to bump it back up, boys.
We're bumping it back up.
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The bipolar chick is by far the ugliest.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
I've never seen in my entire life.
What is wrong with your face?
Everything.
All right.
Wow.
All right, guys.
We're going to do this.
We're going to bump.
Here, we're going to do.
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Thank you.
I love being a spoiled rat.
It's so much fun.
My man treats me like a spoiled rat all the time.
Same.
Give me whatever I want.
I'm only spoiled because of the people around me.
But, okay, Pasty.
I don't know what I did to you, like, little buddy.
Scoot into the table.
Someone get Andrew Jesus.
They need Jesus.
My Grammy tells me.
Oh, someone.
Sorry.
I messed up the setting.
Someone get Andrew.
They need Jesus.
Chair one and two.
God will forgive you.
He loves you.
It's never too late to repent.
Drop the act and look.
It doesn't help.
Expressing yourself isn't this.
God loves me.
Okay.
Oh, for sure.
He does.
Call me King.
Thank you for the TTS, man.
Really appreciate it.
And Greg, thank you too.
George, thank you.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
We bumped it back up, guys.
So the TTS is back at 200.
Back at 200.
I got to change that here in the YouTube chat.
Where is it?
One sec, guys.
Give me just a moment.
Going around the table, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
Go ahead.
I said 500K.
500,000 a year?
Okay.
What about you?
Fuck.
I don't really care as long as he loves me.
He can make anything.
Okay.
What about you?
I said roughly like around 500K, but I mean, I know it is a little unrealistic, but it would be a preference.
No.
Well, wouldn't it be a preference that you date a billionaire then?
An unrealistic world, yes.
But so this is just the minimum yearly income.
No, that's like my that was just like a dream amount.
But the question is, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
Okay, realistically, like roughly over 200.
That's the minimum.
Yes.
Okay.
But you did say you did write 500,000.
What about you?
I am happy to date someone who is very broke, but someone who will not stay that way and will be very financially successful.
Okay, what about you?
I said the same as me or more.
Which is what?
Oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to disclose that, like, work-related.
I don't know.
Okay, I'll do a range.
I'm like between 70 and 80.
How's that?
Okay, sure.
What about you, Kelly?
At least 100.
At least 100.
You gotta be.
All right.
Malia, going to you.
You wrote 500,000.
You realize this is only the top 1% of men make that much a year?
Okay.
Is that concerning you at all that you're excluding 99 out of 100 men?
No, but I said in like a dream world.
But realistically, I know that's not real.
But in a dream world, you'd want a billionaire.
Yeah, in a dream world.
But realistically, that's not real.
Okay, so then you revised it to 200,000 a year.
Correct.
Okay.
All right.
I mean.
Wait, do you know what the percentage is of men that make 200,000?
I'm not sure, but it's definitely top 10%.
I'm not sure the exact.
Maybe it's top.
That might even be top 5%.
I don't know what the percentiles or the breakdown is exactly.
You want a guy who makes $500,000 a year.
Yeah, because I made that a year.
Oh.
I don't know.
That's nice.
Oh, wow.
Just on OF.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
But, I mean.
Why not?
If I'm making that, then they can make that as well.
Yeah, but men who make $500,000 a year, unless you go really old, typically have quite a bit of optionality.
And then most men don't want to wife up a sex worker, not to mention all the other potential red flags that may or may not be.
Red flags?
Yeah, red flags.
Like what?
I mean, half the shit you talked about tonight, but.
Like what?
Use your words.
Oh, sure.
Septum piercing, tattoos, the Marshall.
Why that's like the septum piercing?
Septum piercing.
Men generally find it displeasing aesthetically.
500,000 pounds a year.
Wait, no.
It says otherwise.
Yeah.
Is that right?
500,000 pounds.
Yeah.
About.
Okay, you're repeating.
Yeah, so.
You know what she meant.
Here, wait, pop your glasses off, though.
Oh, I don't want to.
I can't see.
Anyways, so what's your point, I guess?
That clearly people do like the septum piercing.
Men generally don't like septum piercings.
Where are you getting that?
Not the people who make $500,000.
I'm great.
I agree with that.
You'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised because the ones that make a lot of money, they have been through every type of girl and they are bored and they want someone different.
I could see that.
What's the demographic of the guys that buy your OnlyFans?
Are they like just all old?
Every single time I get approached in public, it's by like a 55-year-old man.
They want to know who I am and they love it.
Yeah, so septum piercings, I mean, I don't mind a 55-year-old man.
That's great.
Septum piercings, I guess I'd be willing to grant this.
At best, it's a neutral, but for most men, it's a negative.
So I'd say same with tattoos, huh?
For which bit?
The septum.
Septum piercing bit.
Okay.
For most men.
Neutral or negative.
Same with tattoos.
Okay.
You're killing me with the tattoos, are you?
Yeah.
Well, so yes, I'm not going to be totally black and white with it.
Obviously, where the tattoo is located, what the tattoo is, the size of the tattoos.
You're just like the keeper of all information on anything to do with more men like.
You're talking about looking at the music.
What's the question there?
Like, you know, you're you know all of the information off by heart.
I doubt it.
Like, show me the statistics.
I don't know.
Show you.
You're talking with such conviction that I'm going to need to see you back it up.
Just because you have conviction in your voice doesn't mean that what you're saying is true.
No, right.
I agree.
Yeah, I agree with you that just because you believe something doesn't necessarily mean it's true.
However, in this case, regardless of the level of conviction I happen to have or not have, it happens to be true.
Says you.
Says who says you.
So do you think that in every instance there needs to be a study in order for something to be true?
Like, does the study make it true?
You can't force up.
Wait, can I ask you a question?
Answer my question first.
Does there need to be a study for something to be true?
I would say for me.
I would believe it.
Yeah.
Well, perhaps for logic, maybe, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, hold on.
But you do realize that there are observable things that exist outside of studies.
But like, people used to believe that Earth was flat and shit.
And like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, they was like, I'm observing this.
So, like, but like, studies came out.
Motherfuckers went to science.
Right, but oftentimes in conversations, you're not always going to.
Yeah, be quiet.
You're not always going to default to show me.
You can't tell me to be quiet for Frey.
I just did.
Two.
No.
I just did.
So oftentimes when you're having conversations, you're not always going to have a study that you can immediately pull up.
But there are studies.
There are students.
I'm not just pulling this out of my ass.
So when it comes to tattoos, typically men have a negative appraisal of women's tattoos.
Not just in my brain, I made that up, but they have thoroughly researched this.
That's like the number one thing people, men compliment me on, like straight up.
Okay, so he's going to be aware of that.
Two things to be mean.
No, I'm just going to answer logically without having to insult her.
That's okay.
So two things can be true at the same time.
It would never behoove me if I was desirous of pursuing a woman with a tattoo to tell her that I find her tattoo unappealing.
Tattoos aren't necessarily fully deal breakers.
I think they're red flags.
A deal breaker and a tattoo are two different things.
Now, when it comes to deal breakers and when it comes to red flags, right?
And especially as it relates to tattoos, it would not be a good move for a guy to insult you on something that one is permanent, mostly permanent, and that you can't remove.
Men, when they are attempting to sleep with you, are going to flatter you.
They're not going to be like, hey, by the way, you're fucking ugly.
But no guy's going to ever say that, right?
So as a guy, look, if your mission as a guy is to sleep with you or fuck you, which you've encountered quite a bit, it's not going to benefit them to achieve said goal if he's like, by the way, your tattoos are trashy.
Your tattoos don't look good.
Your tattoos make you look masculine.
Your tattoos take away from your natural lying?
Yes.
Wait, let me ask you a question.
Do men lie?
You said men are demons earlier.
Do men lie?
Yeah, but you think, and do you think men lie especially to get laid?
Probably.
So is it possible that the guy who didn't give a fuck or didn't care at all about your tattoos?
Is this getting so hypothetical?
It's not hypothetical.
I mean, it's just you've had guys compliment you on your tattoo.
Imagine you go up to somebody that you think is cute and the first thing you want him to do is lie to them.
Like that's crazy.
Is that what you're you're saying that's what men be doing?
You're saying men are demons at this point.
You're agreeing with me.
I'm saying that this is, in fact, a phenomenon that occurs.
She didn't cook anything.
She did cook.
I was following that.
It's a bit of a red herring because it doesn't have anything to do with my original point.
Was and wait, it still matters.
It still made sense.
You think it's a red flag?
Like, I could look at you and think you are walking the flag.
Like, if me and my girls was walking down the street, we were not looking at you like, look at that green flag, you know?
Just like you'll probably not be looking at me like that.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, but in general, that's fine.
We can talk about other.
Sure, we could have a conversation about other red flags.
Right now, we're talking about tattoos.
Okay, continue.
Come on, man.
Yeah, my position is that typically tattoos.
That's a red flag.
That's your opinion.
It's not just.
Well, something that you stated earlier was on Hinge, the app they use the most, is that men are dusty, crusty.
Men on Hinge will lie all the time about their height, about their hobbies, about their looks.
So that they can have sex with you all the time.
But at the same time, they don't.
I'm not going to generalize.
Like, y'all generalizing so much.
Everybody differently.
That's why I never get to know.
Women generalize men, men generalize women.
But ultimately, if we are having a conversation about tattoos, and I'm not going to lie to you.
Okay, cool.
You don't like tattoos.
Next point.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
It's my podcast.
I'm going to talk about what I want to talk about.
You can start your own shit.
You can start your own podcast.
I don't want to.
But yeah, that's cool.
So you're not going to dictate the terms of what we're talking about, what we're not talking about.
This conversation about tattoos came up organically.
You've been obnoxious all night.
She's reacting to your energy.
I could feel it.
What are you talking about?
I'm being, I'm not insulting your tattoos.
I'm saying, generally speaking, men don't like tattoos.
So what?
Okay.
If I was five foot five and you said, typically women aren't attracted to short men, I'd be like, okay, yeah, that's true.
But y'all women hate to hear when men ever have an opinion or have anything to say as it relates.
As it relates as men, no.
Yeah, can you shut up also and stop interrupting?
So, look, I've been very patient with you guys, so I'm having to up the temperature a little bit to get you guys to actually try to, you know, allow other people to talk, allow me to talk.
Not going to really tolerate the interrupting anymore.
Ultimately, it is the case that, generally speaking, men find red, uh, find tattoos a red flag in women.
Understood.
And you asked for the study.
I happen to have one.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Can I put my glasses on to read it?
Nick, go into the uh, thank you for asking the patriarchy, by the way, for permission.
Uh, yeah, go ahead.
You have my permission as the authority and patriarch of the whatever podcast.
Nick, it's in the research that's below resources.
It's in the MISC MISC tab, okay?
You're gonna click on the first photo that comes up.
So, this is a study that was published in April of 2020.
And mind you, four of the researchers are women.
So, there's not some like male bias here happening.
This was a published study showing skin tattoo visibility status, egalitarianism, and personality are predictors of sexual openness among women.
Okay, so you don't like it.
I'll explain in just a bit.
Nick, can you make it bigger?
I think you can hit that zoom in in the top right corner.
Okay, research indicates that women with tattoos.
Actually, somebody else read this shit for me.
Sydney, can you read this?
Sure.
Research indicates that women with tattoos are evaluated more negatively than women without tattoos on numerous qualities.
Further, men perceive better chances for sexual success with tattooed women than those without visible tattoos.
Despite these findings, less is known about whether women with visible tattoos are more open to casual sexual encounters with their non-tattooed counterparts, and if so, what variables may predict such openness.
The purpose of the present study was to explore whether and to what extent stereotype perceptions of tattooed women as sexually open are accurate and to explore the possible role of egalitarianism in sexual openness.
Measures of personality and sensation seeking were also examined.
A sample of 114 women, both tattooed and non-tattooed, were recruited through the Western Canadian University Research Pool and various social media outlets to complete the online questionnaire assessing these attributes.
Women with tattoos reported greater willingness to engage in uncommitted sexual relations, as well as higher endorsement of egalitarianism and sensation seeking sensation seeking.
Relative to non-tattooed women, among tattooed women alone, several personality and tattooing variables predicted sexual openness.
Findings suggesting body tattooing is an indicator of sexual openness are critically discussed in relation to contemporary stereotypes surrounding femininity and sexuality.
All right, there's your study.
What do you mean?
It says that men perceive them as more sexual, but that doesn't mean they perceive them as they don't like it.
Men like sex.
Men do like sex, but men also don't want to date promiscuous strumpets.
They didn't say that, though.
It just thought they said they like sex.
There's other studies for that specific thing, but men assess women with tattoos as more promiscuous.
Men, for long-term relationships, don't want to date promiscuous women.
Thus, it would be the case that a woman who has tattoos or is heavily tattooed, that's a red flag.
Far enough.
You know, when you backed it up by science, I liked it, yeah.
Okay.
Well, the same way if you were.
Cole McWanong donated $200.
What would you honestly bring differently than any other woman at the table to this table?
If your best is shared with anyone else at the table, you're playing as a white t-shirt.
Please answer honestly.
Yeah.
What would you honestly bring differently than other women?
What would you honestly bring differently than any other woman at this table?
You were like, oh, what would men like about you?
So I was like, oh, sorry.
So you asked me that same question.
Yeah, and now he's asking it to you.
So you answered.
No, he's not asking it to me.
Yeah, he was saying you.
No, he was asking you guys.
Oh.
What would each of us bring to the table differently than the other woman?
Okay, here.
Well, let's just do this.
What do you bring to the table?
I'm quite funny on my posties already taught.
I love those.
I already said me, so you can skip me.
Okay.
What about you?
Than them?
No.
No, what do you bring to the table?
What do you bring to the table?
That's the question.
That's like a hard question because there's like so much you can say.
I bring my humor.
Which is at the best of humanity.
And I care about empathy.
Empathy.
And my nurturing.
Okay.
What about you, Sydney?
Submission.
Would be a very healthy submission, obviously.
Okay, what about you?
I think I bring peace to my partner because I do basically all the things he doesn't want to do.
So I'm his counterpart.
I'm supposed to be his better half, right?
Kelly, what do you bring to the table?
I cook, I clean.
I know how to shut up.
I'm submissive.
Oh, can you just tilt the microphone a little bit?
Felicity, what about you?
Nothing.
I guess I could fold your laundry.
That's it.
I don't know.
I mean, I could say loyalty, but that's like a given.
Oh boy.
All right.
Like, what am I supposed to say?
I don't know.
Just me should be correct.
What do I have to ring to the table order myself?
HT, George donated $200.
Many men think that nose rings are trashy F and not very attractive.
Why are you trying to prove that you are cows?
Yep.
I love the way that the AI read it out.
That was really good.
Thank you, George.
Love you.
You do realize, though, you don't need a study in every single instance to just have a basic conversation about, you know.
I like it, though.
Right, but then I could just do this really bad faith thing where I'm like, for every single thing you say that's counter to me, I'm like, well, show me the study.
But I feel like you do.
I've never asked for anybody to show me the study this entire show, but it's just this really like.
I've always said it's my opinion.
I haven't said like all other people believe this.
I know that's not true.
You know, well, it is my opinion, but it's also again, I'm not saying universally there are, yeah, there are men out there who do like tattoos, but I don't think that that's the exception, not the rule.
Generally speaking, I think it's fair to say men don't men don't prefer a woman to have tattoos.
What that got to do with me, though?
You have tattoos.
Yeah, but.
And we're talking about an idea here.
Yeah, I guess we're not.
Okay, then we're not bothered.
But like, for example, I wouldn't fight you on the fact that most women are not attracted to men who are short.
Like, I'm not going to fight you on that, but women want to fight men.
Like, is there anything?
Is there anything that men can dislike in women that's acceptable?
That's what I'm saying.
Each person can have their own opinion.
Tell me something that's acceptable for a man to dislike in a woman.
I don't know.
Possibly hygiene.
Yeah, good one.
Yeah, like a pussy that smells bad.
Like, if you don't, like, take care of yourself.
That might be a hygiene.
That's hygiene.
Yeah, just hygiene and jargon.
Like, it might make more.
I don't think you can be born with the pussy.
Yeah, like smelly.
No, sure.
Not taking care of yourself.
If they're racist or like, you know, just something that you're doing.
It could be genetic.
I don't know.
Yeah, no, no.
Some girls do just produce like a bad person.
Well, like, for example, Asian women, not all.
Some Asian women don't have body odor.
Sometimes bigger than they hair.
It's a genetic thing.
Well, it's not just Asian women.
It's just certain Asian people don't have body odor.
Or like a lack of body odor.
I think it's Chinese people.
A lot of Chinese people don't.
My dad doesn't.
I've never smelled my dad smelly ever in his life.
I don't think that man uses deodorant.
So maybe Asian women's pussies on average don't smell.
I shower like once a week and I don't smell.
That's the conclusion I draw.
I don't know.
Anyways, tattoos, I think, just like more likely to have a high body count, more likely to be promiscuous.
Okay, well, I don't think my body count is that high.
What is it?
Like 13.
13?
Yeah.
Is that before or after the psych ward?
Including my whole existence.
Can you straighten your microphone?
Like this?
Yeah, that's good.
13.
Okay.
Shit, we should just do the body count question.
Go ahead.
Me?
Yeah.
Fuck, I don't know.
Girls and counting.
You said between, I think last time, between 30 and 200.
Yeah, it could be in that.
That's a big gap.
But I mean, it's been like two years-ish since you've been on the show.
So.
Like I said, how many times have you blinked in your life?
As many penises.
Would you even know the range in your vagina?
Could be.
If I blink a hundred times.
No, you haven't fought.
See what I'm saying?
Is I guess.
I don't know.
You haven't had that much.
Cock.
No, but I'm saying I don't keep track.
Right, but I could say I've probably blinked over a million times.
Have you?
Today.
Today, guesstimation?
No, not today, but my whole life.
It's definitely more than a million.
Probably more.
I don't know.
It doesn't really matter, though.
Body count?
Girl, I just said, what am I?
Okay.
Ballpark.
Ballpark it.
Four.
That is messy.
Come on.
Come on.
Be a good sport.
You've shared it before.
What's the same range?
I don't know.
Between what and what is the range?
30 to 200.
I don't know.
How much since the last time you were on, which is about a year and a half ago?
Yeah, I haven't been having that much sex since then.
Like, I really haven't been 20, 30.
Like, no sex work at all.
I've been working.
So I've been just like on hand.
Did you lose track?
Have you lost track of your body count?
That's what I said, yes.
Have you stopped counting your body count?
Yes.
Why would I keep track?
All right.
That's cool.
When did you stop counting?
Probably in high school.
Yikes.
I started making a list in my notes, and then I was like. I was gonna ask like, did you?
Do you still have the list?
I tried to find it one time, but I couldn't find it.
You don't have it in your notes?
No, I got a new phone, and then everything got deleted, so.
Rip.
Yeah.
Okay.
Body count?
One.
Zero.
Six.
Eleven.
Two.
Okay.
All right.
That's good.
Oh, I don't share that.
I'm a virgin.
Just kidding.
If everyone at this table beats you in rock, paper, scissors, will you?
Everybody.
Everybody.
That figures are not in our favor.
Patty donated $200.
Yo, Patty D, anyone.
Just because you have a bunch of Sharpie scribbles all over you and war paint on your face doesn't mean you're going to be taken seriously.
Take her seriously.
Quite the opposite actually.
And what I would say to that is, I think I don't.
Well.
Exactly.
She don't give a fuck.
Yeah, like.
Who wants to be taken seriously?
That's stupid.
What?
Like, if you're so serious, get away from me.
All right.
Is that coming from outside, Nick?
Do you smell that?
Weed?
No, it's not cigarettes.
No, it smells like cigarettes.
That's not from in here, is it?
No.
A vape wouldn't make that.
Not it wouldn't smell that.
Well, unless you got over there.
Sorry, guys.
We have more cigarette smell.
Pasty George donated $200.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of simp men in the world who will lie to women just to get laid.
So, many simps lied to women like chairs one and two just to get laid.
Tattoos are trashy AF.
To be clear, I don't think men should lie, but if you're an astrology chick and the guy otherwise likes you, but he's like, this is fucking stupid, he's going to be like, oh, wow, you're fucking Jupiter Rising.
I love that.
He's not going to be like, wow, your interests are stupid.
Like, that's not going to go over well.
Trust me.
Unless you're into like being degraded or some shit.
Trust me.
It's better to err on the side of flattering a woman than like deconstructing her entire fucking modern Zoomer personality.
Zoom off.
Zoomer.
Well, Zoom off.
Well, I guess that millennials can be.
I think he can disagree as long as he's respectful about it.
Like, me and my best friend, he's literally a flat earther and a super Christian.
And I'm like the complete opposite.
But we get along so well.
Does that coincide?
Can Christians be flat earthers?
Yes.
I don't know.
He doesn't even believe in space.
I get.
I don't know.
But I'd be like showing him a picture of the Earth.
He's actually like for our space, and he's like, fake news.
But we still get along because at the end of the day, we love each other for so many other things.
Many men will agree with me in that we do not like feminism in women, whether it be open, closeted, or covered, because it teaches misandry and other false ideologies about men.
I'd agree with this day and age of feminism.
100%.
True.
Same.
Feminism.
And you're allowed to have your opinion, George.
Feminism these days is just tearing down men, and all men suck.
And that's all I hear.
And that's so far from the truth.
There's not even a defined feminist movement anymore.
It's just most feminists can't define feminist nowadays.
Who here is a feminist show of hands if you're a feminist?
I mean, I would have feminist beliefs, but I don't know if I'd necessarily call myself that bitchy ass feminist because, like, I don't go so far with it where I'm like out here ranting on the internet like all the time.
You know, I'm not doing all that.
I keep my opinions.
I've been minding my business.
Come on, Brian.
Girls in the first two chairs are the only real people up there.
Okay.
Period.
Hey, Brian.
All right.
Yeah.
I guess.
Next question.
How tall are you, and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
I'm 5'7.
It's gotta be over 6'1.
Got to be over 6' at least.
Why is that?
Because I always wear platforms, so I'm always like 5'11.
I want to be like, I want there to be like enough tallness or height in between us that like when I'm wearing heels, I can still like look up.
Okay.
All right, over six foot one.
What about you?
I say at least five seven.
They gotta be a little bit.
How tall are you?
I'm five three.
Okay, what about you?
I'm five four, and I said at least five six.
I'm five four.
I, as long as they're taller than me, I prefer to wear heels, so probably 5'8 and up.
Okay, what about you?
I'm 5'3, so either 5'3 or taller, but I was lucky and I married a man who's 6'1.
All right, what about you?
I am 5'6, and I would prefer somebody who's 5'11.
My boyfriend's 6' so.
All right.
Malia, your ex-boyfriend, how tall was he?
He's 5'6.
Oh, why?
That's his actual height?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's fun.
There's a look.
I don't recognize that.
Also, you broke up with your three-year boyfriend three days ago.
Do you think there's a chance you guys are going to get back together?
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's an.
That's.
I don't know.
I say that.
I say that I'm done.
But I mean, for now, I am until other things are proven.
All right, you guys are going to be back together within like three months.
No, no, it wasn't a hard no.
Yeah.
Don't let it.
Have you had a rebound?
My watch.
No.
No rebound?
Good no.
Good friend.
Okay.
All right.
Would you rather cross paths with a random man or random bear on a hike?
That will be.
Pick one.
I like the little old people that be like, hi, whenever you're on a hike, so I guess both.
You have to pick one.
Which one do you pick?
Oh.
I mean, bears can't eat you, so probably a probably person.
Okay.
I said a man.
Man.
Man.
I said bear last time, and I got roasted, and my boyfriend and my stepdad both roasted me, so I've changed my mind.
W stepdad.
Yes, I've changed.
I realized I was wrong.
Okay, Felicity.
Man.
All right.
Chloe, why'd you pick Bear?
They just seem fun.
They seem fun.
Yeah.
Bears are cute.
Okay, that begs the question.
Do you know what bears do to you if they want to attack you?
We don't really have bats in the UK.
You literally are eaten alive.
Alive.
All bears.
I feel like, girl, in this house, we saw a bear hiking and everybody just started filming it and nobody was scared.
It was weird.
I mean, it depends on the person, but I mean, at the end of the day, regardless, no one's even saying that this man is going to hurt you.
You just came to that conclusion on your own.
But I mean, because it's compared to a bear, okay, I'll allow it.
But at the end of the day, even if it does get into a physical altercation, you have zero chance against a bear.
You at least have some chance against a man.
But also, think about it.
You could go home and be like, yo, we saw a bear.
And they were like, oh, really cool.
But you'd be like, yo, I saw a guy.
Like, nobody cares.
I love animals, and of course, I'd love to see a bear.
But if we're going to the point of you're going to be attacked, because that's what's going to be a beautiful attack, would you rather see a bear?
Or now, would you rather get attacked by a bear or a man?
Cross paths.
Dude, because you still have a chance of surviving.
Exactly.
They're just going to kill you.
It doesn't care if you're alive.
Yeah, but like, how embarrassing.
Depends on the bear.
How embarrassing to be killed by a man?
Like, that's so embarrassing.
That's not embarrassing.
Yeah, I'd rather die by a bear because just being murdered by a man, that's so embarrassing.
Why is that embarrassing?
Bundy's victims are embarrassing.
Yeah, why is that embarrassing, though?
Because the man rather go acknowledge that.
We don't do that.
Yeah, a man chose to murder people.
That's embarrassing.
That's aesthetic of the man.
Yeah, yeah.
I think he should be embarrassed.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
You made it like you were talking about the victims, and I was like, that no, no.
Can you take your glasses off?
But why is it embarrassing?
Because, like, that's all you, like, your life is so pathetic that you have to do something like that and hurt people.
Oh, I thought it was.
But you said it would be embarrassing as the woman.
No, she's not.
No, sorry.
I'm mad.
It's embarrassing to be a murderer.
Yeah.
That's an embarrassing thing to, like, bring to the table.
Now that's a red flag.
Being a modern person.
Yeah, being a murderer, probably not just a red flag.
That's a deal breaker.
Bad thing.
Bad thing.
That's a major deal breaker.
Do you have any disagreements with show hosts?
Chloe, you write being dumb and being a man.
That's my point to feminism, though.
I feel like that's what you hear from feminists.
Yeah, and you know, very bad.
You know what?
Sometimes I'm okay with being a bimbo because I'm not going to pretend to know things that I do not know.
Well, and I've heard you say on several occasions now that you stopped going to school at what, 16?
Was that what it was?
Yeah, so.
I mean, at least you accept it and you realize that about yourself.
So, you don't like argue that.
Yeah, exactly.
I'll respect that.
But she's probably smart about a lot of things that you're not super smart.
Yeah, probably.
She's probably a lot more street smart than I am.
I would full-fledge give her that because I don't know, like, I was a book person.
I went to school.
Probably very creative.
Yeah.
This isn't funny to talk to.
Your disagreements with the show.
Being dumb.
What does that mean?
I guess being dumb.
It's objective.
Just dumb.
No, but what do you mean?
Because she's taking it to mean that you're talking about yourself.
This is a criticism you have of the show.
So you're saying the show is done.
Where am I coming into play?
I'm confused.
This is your fucking questionnaire.
No, but I'm talking about you.
Right.
So, okay, being dumb, how is what I'm asking?
Yeah, and then you just said it you meant me.
I'm so cute.
Bro, she starts fucking asking you about your schooling.
She misinterpreted.
What do I say that's dumb?
Just saying dumb things.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Okay, what are those things?
I don't know.
Like you said, get my itemized list out of my bag.
Like, I don't.
Do you want me to go through every single thing?
No, I'm not asking you for a study.
Like you say, yeah, you got to do it.
One, give me one thing.
What is a dumb thing that I say or whatever?
I don't agree with some of your views.
Why do I have to stay with you?
The tattoo woman.
You like laughing.
When I left, you like with me again.
I'm not going to shout at you.
I don't like the tone of voice you use.
Ah, the tone.
Like, you want yourself to be the most important person in the room.
Therefore, you use a certain tone of voice to make other people feel small.
That's what I don't like.
Yeah, it's not necessarily what you say.
It's like how.
And I think you know that, and it's like a little train.
Hold on, you've been obnoxious and passive-aggressive.
See, I told you you were going to get annoyed with me.
I just said that.
Yeah, so I'm not annoyed.
I'm just pointing out that your tone, if we're going to be having a discussion of tone, has not been the most sterling, let's say.
So I came on here to match your energy.
It's a matching of energy.
You came.
Okay, so what was the energy that I was giving?
Because I'm the one who matches energy typically.
It's just matter of fact.
Like, you want me matter effect?
I can be matter of fact.
Well, obviously, when it comes to my tone, being the host, that means I'm going to be directing the conversation a little bit.
But, anyways, I'm not really interested in engaging with your tone policing.
What I am interested in engaging with is what are the actual things that I say, not the tone, the things that I say or the ideas or whatever it is that you disagree with.
Okay, I apologize.
I should have stated clearly that I meant the tone.
Just the tone.
Yeah.
Not my anti-feminist views, not my conservative views.
Like I say, that's your opinion.
We don't have to agree on those things.
I can still respect you as a human being.
Okay.
But the tone thing is bigger to me than some of the other stuff.
So, for example, my like anti-immigration position, it's just the tone.
Yeah.
You're fine with me being anti-illegal immigration.
If that's what you want to do, if that's how you want to play your life, that's not my problem.
I don't agree with it, but that's for you to handle.
So the tone.
That's your tone.
So just to be clear, any belief or idea I can have is acceptable so long as the tone in which I express it is okay.
Do you think, like, so many rich people, like the way that they get rich is the tone?
It's very important.
You can make people believe what you want to believe just with how you carry yourself.
That was completely incoherent, but thank you.
So, I pride myself on being incoherent.
That's fine.
Okay, you don't like the tone.
What are the dumb positions that I have, though, from your perspective?
I just used the word dumb because okay, what are the positions you disagree with then?
I don't care what the word is.
I don't know.
So, you just concede the argument then?
I'm bored of talking.
I know it's difficult.
This is why the wage gap exists, by the way.
I don't know if you believe in that, but women's incapacity.
Sometimes I like just I'm not getting, you know what?
And I'm not even arguing with that.
Just because I am what I am, I'm not saying that, like, fine, whatever.
If you want to believe what you want to believe, I'm just, I'm here purely just vibing.
I absolutely agree with her, though, because, like, one of my other best friends, he is, he loves Trump, he loves immigration and stuff, all this stupid stuff.
But we can roast each other, we love to roast each other on our views, and then at the end, we hug, you know, because we love each other.
Yeah, like, because we, we, like, we know we're not, like, judging each other because, like, we have so many other things that are in common, you know?
So, at the end of the day, like, like, if you're able to, you know, say these things, but also say good things about us, then, then we're going to get along.
That's great, but again, I'm just, I'm simply asking for what it is you disagree with me on.
I'm like, there's nothing specific, so it's just the tone, it's just the tone.
She agrees with me on everything.
No, okay, feminism is bad.
Do you agree?
I, it's less about what you're saying, and more that I don't care to have an opinion on whether to agree with you or not.
Wow, that's productive.
Yeah, well, how is this productive?
I mean, that's kind of the whole substance of the show.
I mean, how is life product?
Like, literally, you could be like so meta with it.
Like, how is any of this productive?
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
Bradley there, but yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess what I guess we just couldn't.
What if we didn't even exist?
Exactly.
What if?
It's always a what if that's true?
Why get tattoos?
Because the world might explode tomorrow.
We're back to the bottom of the city.
So why get tattoos?
Why not?
If nothing matters.
Why not?
Why?
Why not?
But why?
Because I want to be a all these people being like, oh, you look like a Sharpie, you look like a coloring.
I want to be a coloring book.
I love art.
I want to be a human coloring book walking around.
That's great.
Okay.
I want to express myself.
All right.
That was stimulating exchange.
Thank you.
You also said, though, being a man, you have disagreements with the show host about being a man.
I don't understand that.
Are you misandrist?
No, I mean...
Do you hate men?
No.
Nah, sometimes.
I also hate women sometimes, so I'd say it's pretty even.
In general, you hate men.
Like, for example, there are some men and some women that I hate, like specific individuals.
I'm saying broadly, do you hate men?
I would say, it's easy for me to hate men.
I don't know.
I don't, like, if I meet a man for the first time, I'm not, like, immediately like, ooh.
Rewind, finish the money.
Flip it and reverse it.
It's easy for you.
Go ahead, repeat it.
It is easier to be, like, okay, well, men have done me wrong in the past, so therefore I'm immediately gonna, like, put all men on the same pedestal, but I'm yeah.
Obviously, that's not productive, and that's not.
Do you think it's sexist?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is sexism bad?
Sexism bad.
Like, I personally believe so.
Okay.
I mean, I guess.
So you're a sexist?
No.
Oh.
But you engage in sexism.
No, well, so do you.
Yeah.
What do I do that is?
You were like, this is why women can't make decisions.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, you did.
No, I didn't.
You literally just said it.
No, I didn't.
I made a comment about the wage gap.
No, you literally just did.
What did I say?
I didn't say that.
Bro, that's literally what you said.
She said something.
Not even literally, definitely not literally what I said because I literally didn't say it.
But did he not just say that?
What did I say?
You were like, she said she couldn't think of what to say to you.
You were like, this is what women can't talk right or something.
You didn't finish the sentence.
You just running.
You stopped it mid-sentence.
Yeah, I was talking about the wage gap.
No, you weren't, man.
It was really.
He's coming right now.
He's coming right now.
Bosture.
Anything?
Why do you hate men, I guess?
Wait, what?
Why do you hate men?
Why, like, in general?
Yeah, why do you hate men?
Because loads of them have done bad things to me.
But that doesn't mean that women haven't done bad things to me as well.
Do you hate women?
Yeah.
Also, some of them, yeah.
No, when I say men and women, I'm not speaking about like a certain subset of women or a certain subset of men.
I'm speaking broadly.
Just in general.
I'd say I have a.
I fear I have a general disdain for society as a whole over the men or women.
Okay.
Can I ask you something though?
Yeah.
Why would you write that?
I'm just kind of confused, though.
Like, why would you write that?
And then, like, also, like, just me observing like, you know, your work and like men support your whole lifestyle.
Like, I've, you make so much money.
Like, how could you.
Why would you say that?
Which bit?
That I hate men.
She said that.
What did she say in the paper?
So the question is: do you have any disagreements with the show or hosts?
And then she wrote, being a man.
She disagrees.
I don't even really know what to do.
I mean, you're trying to go broad, like, but trying to understand it in what context.
Like, what did you mean by that?
That's why we're trying to understand.
Why would you write being why would you write you disagree with being a man?
Because sometimes, I don't know.
Sometimes maybe everyone should just not say anything.
Oh, okay.
What?
I think we just weren't thinking that deep.
Like, when you handed me that paper, I wrote an invite.
I did it really fast.
But conscious every okay, that's fine.
We don't need to explore that too much more.
Let's see here.
Transgender individuals do not have a duty to disclose to romantic partners, to which you agree.
Why is that, Chloe?
I was being rushed.
Okay, so you don't believe that?
I didn't really look at the question.
Oh, okay.
So you think they do have a duty to disclose then?
I think it depends.
What do you mean?
On what?
If it's like a dating app, I feel like maybe, yeah.
Like.
As opposed to.
I don't know.
If you're with someone, say you're in a bar, like, and you're talking to a person, the first, if you're having just a general conversation, you're not going to be like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm trans.
Yeah, because they don't need to know that at that point.
You're just talking to each other.
Okay, if you're just having a normal conversation, if it becomes like not intimate, but if it becomes like, oh, like, you're flirting with this person, like, don't you think it's fair for them to be able to do that?
Yeah, because I think I was more thinking, you know, how on like dating apps, it says, like, you can put like trans or whatever.
So, like, oh, you're saying you don't want me to do it on the dating app.
So, I mean, I'm actually prepared to agree with you.
I don't think, like, if a transgender woman is at a bar and a guy approaches her, I don't think she like immediately needs to discern.
Like, it would be on a dating profile.
Probably, but do you think she should disclose prior to them?
Or, like, things could go further.
I think it should only really matter if you know things are going to go further.
Okay, fair enough.
There's not much to debate there then.
You also seem to agree with the following statement: wrong to refuse to date a transgender person because they are trans.
Why is that?
I think you can not want to do it.
But you think it's wrong?
I mean, I don't think it's a nice thing to do.
I would put it in the same kind of here.
I'll give you my tone.
I would not date a transgender woman.
Is that wrong?
No, because that's your prerogative.
You're not attracted to them.
But I don't think it's like.
Are you doing it because they're trans or because you're not attracted to that?
Have you got a hatred for them?
It has nothing to do with hatred.
That's what, yeah, okay.
Well, that's where I'm coming from.
If they're doing it because of a hatred thing, like a race thing or like a well, hold on.
I think people can have racial preferences too.
We're talking about hate, though.
Oh, yeah, you shouldn't hate somebody.
Yeah, that's what I'm mean.
Okay, well, then there's not much to discuss there.
You also circled women are just as physically strong as men.
Also, she just got up, but how many names does this girl have?
Carmen, she also, but so why is that?
Hmm.
Why is that?
You say women are just as physically strong as men.
Is that true?
Is that or that that one?
I'm not going to lie, I didn't read it.
I mean, but if you want me to think about it now, yeah, think about it right now.
I don't know.
Probably not.
You don't know?
Okay, you said women are just as physically strong as men.
Carmen, why is that?
Uh, because I've been with some skinny ass dudes, so I like them skinny.
Like me a little malnourished movie.
Well, no one, no one would dispute that there are some women who are stronger than some men, but generally speaking, men are physically stronger than women, unless you disagree.
Physically, men are physically stronger than women.
Yes, but most men are stronger than women.
In my general experience, well, we get that you're dating like wafy dudes or whatever, but have you ever beat up a guy?
Honestly, yeah, but he deserved it.
Oh, he deserved it.
What did he do?
He didn't want to date you?
He cheated on me.
He shit on you?
He cheated on me.
Oh.
And he told you not to rob him.
He stood there.
Well, I punched him as hard as I can as many times as I wanted.
But you would agree then, I don't know if I've changed your mind, generally speaking, men are stronger than women.
Sure.
That's like the dumbest, most like plainest, simplest question.
You're like, is this wall white?
Right, but then you circled, you think women are just as physically strong as men.
Okay, I can have my own opinion, period.
Yeah, but your opinion is wrong.
Okay, and your opinion is wrong too.
My opinion is right, and it's based in fact and biology and reality and the observable universe.
Your observable universe.
My observable universe is different.
Okay, so in your universe, men are weaker than women?
Yes.
Physically?
Yes, I would say so.
Okay.
Yes.
Like, I could probably beat your ass.
I doubt that, but how much do you weigh?
Like, 97 pounds?
I weigh like 100,000 pounds.
You just can't see it because it's hiding in my flesh.
And when I release it, it comes up.
Yeah.
I mean, is that pretty close to how much you actually weigh?
Maybe like 105 or something?
Yeah.
Okay.
But weight has nothing to do with it.
Because women is equal to strength and disregards.
Lung capacity, bone density, muscle strength.
They have bigger muscles than we do.
They have a lot of money.
But look, my labia is so big, if I put it on him, he'd die instantly.
Wait, what did you say?
I said my labia is so big, if I punched him with it, he would instantly explode.
He would spontaneously combust.
I make a lot of exceptions for women with large labia.
My dear, my dear, you are too crazy for me.
Okay?
There's only so much crazy I'm willing to tolerate if she has a giant labia.
And I think you're labia fishing too.
I don't actually believe you have a giant labia.
I do.
Mike who got the little danglies going out.
Oh, dear.
Okay.
Good stuff.
All right.
You also say women can't be sexist towards men.
that because women are just we're just nice little magical fairies And even when we're mean, it's not really that mean.
But when a man's mean, it's scary.
I know vicious women.
Bro, yeah, women are vicious.
Can be.
Can be vicious.
Can be.
Can be.
Yes.
Not all women, of course.
Most women are not.
We're really good with our words.
We're really good at tearing people down with our words.
We know what hurts people with our words.
I don't know why, but women pick up on that.
But women can't be sexist towards men.
Can you explain that a bit?
Like, if you were to say a semi-sex sense as her, I would like, I wouldn't like this one.
But this one, I wouldn't be mad at.
So that's my opinion.
Women can be sexist towards men.
Okay, can black people be racist towards white people?
Me?
Yeah, for you.
I stand on what I said last time.
Standing 10 toes down.
No, they can't.
Okay.
Chloe, you say you agree with the statement, men are more privileged in society than women.
Why is that?
Because things are built for men.
Like what?
Things like seatbelts and roller coasters and things like that are tested on men by men for men.
Medication, most trials and stuff back in the olden days.
Yeah, so there's a couple reasons.
So you referenced the fact that men are more likely to be, I don't think this is a privilege, men are more likely to be experimentally tested upon.
Men are more likely to be given experimental medications.
I'm not sure if that's exactly a privilege that men enjoy, but there's a couple of reasons I can think of for that.
Things thought of with them in mind.
And with women in the middle of the moment.
Well, sure, I can do one thing at a time, one point at a time.
So you said that when it comes to medical testing, medicines are tested more so on men.
I would say that, one, men are more willing to do certain dangerous jobs, and I would say it's a dangerous job to allow yourself to be medically tested upon.
I don't think it's like some privileged position in society that a bunch of researchers and scientists are going to be injecting your body with something that could give you cancer or could kill you or could make you incredibly sick.
I think men who do this are typically desperate, desperate for money.
Men typically tend to have worse economic outcomes than women.
They typically tend to, you look at male homelessness or homelessness, for example, men are much more likely to be homeless than women.
80% of the homeless are men.
So men are much more desperate.
Men are much more willing to do these certain dangerous things to get money.
And they don't have certain safety nets that women enjoy.
They don't have certain fallbacks that women enjoy.
The other thing, as it relates to the medical experimentation, if it happens to be the case because only women can get pregnant, it's a really bad idea to test experimental medications on women.
Look, you could tell the researchers, by the way, I'm not sexually active.
I have no intention of getting pregnant.
But there is just always that potential risk.
You know, things can change.
The woman gets pregnant.
Really, really bad to give women experimental medicines when they're potential with the potential risk of being pregnant.
I don't think that that's oppressing women.
I think that's actually, to some degree, protecting women from not having like mutated, like dis, I don't know what the right term is, like damaged offspring or damage the unborn baby because they're participating in a medical trial.
And then I think that there's one more, but it's evading me at this point.
So Brian, there's actually a really good, do you mind if I share?
Yeah, go ahead.
There's actually a really good example of this is Accutane babies.
Women were going on Accutane and it wasn't really tested beforehand because I don't know why, but it actually shrinks in the baby's head so they're born without a brain.
And so it's pretty much just this tiny little head.
So now women have to have two tests, two birth pregnancy tests, and then has to be on like two forms of birth control in order to take it because it's so detrimental to the baby's health.
Is that for girls who have taken who already did it?
Or took Accutane and then while they're pregnant.
Yeah.
I just, if the rules were reversed and you switched the role, you switched it to where the percentage rate of men who are medically experimented on and it became women.
So I don't know what the break percentage breakdown is, but I feel like women would also, feminists would also be like, well, this is so oppressive.
Why aren't they medically experimenting on men?
So you can't win with feminists.
You'd just be upset.
Oh my God, there's a disproportionate, like these poor women, they're willing to be injected with this experimental treatment.
And it's like, I don't think it's, I don't know.
And then what's the other thing?
What's the other reason?
Is it because of Men are more when it comes to their more stable in terms of their biology because the hormones can have an impact.
And so, because men are more hormonally stable, that is better.
I think that's one of them.
I don't know.
Well, men are in a 24-hour cycle of hormones.
Females are on a four-week, so they're able to every single day be the exact same while females are changing every week.
Is there anything else, though?
You said men are more privileged in society than women.
What were the other things?
That just the world is kind of built for them.
That's my opinion.
How's the world built for men?
Well, we've just had the discussion, and you have told me what you think, and I'm thinking what I think.
Yeah, how's the world built for men?
I told you already.
You told me the thing about the drugs aren't experimented on women.
Well, no, things are just like made with men in mind.
Like what?
Like all of things I just said, and probably more.
I don't know.
Fucking cars, maybe.
I don't know.
Pans, pots, and pans, beds, pillows, all of these things.
Like, what?
How tall men are.
Like, all of these things are what is first thought of.
That's just like what they model it off.
I think she's saying products that are made are products that are everyday use are made.
So beds are too big?
No.
I mean, no, what is it about beds that is sexist?
No, I'm saying.
You said beds.
I actually learned this in a communication class, and my teacher was telling me that she was saying that the world is like our vocabulary, since it was made by a bunch of like white English men.
It's like very patriarchal or whatever.
And like, she used like California King Bed as an example, like as to how the vocabulary.
Thank you.
So at least other people know what I'm talking about.
I don't think so.
I don't think there's a bar.
Yeah, I don't think the world made for men.
I don't think things like that were made for men.
But I will say, I can't think of another example, but that is like one of the examples.
Like California.
One of the first electric cars was actually a female car.
It was actually made for women shopping.
And then the Ferrari was made for females, but then men decided they liked it too.
Products are made for females specifically.
Yeah, like period.
But yeah, but how are beds sexist?
You're just taking that as you wanted to hear it, so I'm not immune to the same thing.
Did you or did you not say beds?
No, that's what you heard.
You said beds and pigs.
Here, let me open it up to the women on the panel.
Did she mention beds?
I did.
And I said that beds when they're being tested.
The beds are tested.
Yes, by people.
And the majority of the time, those people are men.
Do you have a study about the beds?
Go on.
You just said that there was a study because you.
That was an assertion.
That was just some dumb feminine professors.
Okay, so there we go.
That's some form of proof.
That's not proof of anything.
Okay, cool.
And it was your claim.
It was your claim.
You can't refer to something she said.
It wouldn't back up your original claim.
You just pulled it out of your ass.
Okay, cool.
Okay.
Cool.
Anyways, everything you just listed is totally bullshit.
That's nice.
Totally bullshit.
Okay.
It sounds nice.
It sounds like it.
It makes sense in your brain, I guess.
But none of it's true.
I think it's the same with you.
None of it's true.
How long have beds existed?
What you're saying doesn't matter.
I think that they were like, you think like back in the, you know, when beds, I don't know, a thousand years ago, they were like, okay, we're going to test out the beds.
No, it was just like people were living in caves and shit, and then they were like uncomfortable to sleep on the rock floor.
My thing is like, why do you think that's a sleep so much?
Me.
No, no, no.
Uncomfortable.
Bro, beds aren't this sexist invention, dude.
It was, man, sleeping on ground uncomfortable.
Let me put padding.
Well, they probably saw their women were like, let's actually make a bed for this woman so she doesn't have to sleep on the ground.
Yes, it was probably the fucking the cavemen were like, yeah, we're kind of cool.
We're kind of fine just sleeping on rocks and shit.
But oh, my fucking pregnant wife is bitching and moaning.
Let me fucking make a fucking bed for her while she's pregnant, so she ain't a fucking bitch.
It was 100% that.
It wasn't fine.
Hers were probably invented for pregnant women too.
It's so nice.
Anyways, that's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
I mean, you look at like how men live.
Like, you look at their, they just got like a fucking mattress in the corner and a fucking chair, a fucking beach chair in front of the TV.
It's like, men do all this shit to make y'all comfortable.
All this shit.
Like, if men could get pussy in a cardboard box, they would just get pussy in a cardboard box.
Men are simple creatures.
Like, all this extra shit, whatever.
We don't need that shit.
Who said that?
Is that like a Chris Rock joke or something?
I don't know.
Good times.
Let's see here.
Let's see.
Women do not have equal rights to men in the USA.
That's a doozy.
Carmen, why do you agree with that?
I agree.
Yeah, you think that's what I mean?
Women do not have equal rights to men in the USA.
I would say, like, because, like, I don't know.
I just be, when I read that question, I just thought about like the whole Trump thing, grab her by the pussy.
Just like, like, I just thought that's what I'm saying.
What does that have to do with rights?
What does that have to do with rights?
It's like a right to, like, exist and be respected.
You know what I mean?
Like, okay, that's what Trump said was bad.
What does that have to do with rights?
The right to be able to do it.
What?
Fucking be a woman.
You literally are a woman.
Okay, you exist.
You literally go around selling your body and you're not.
You sell butthole pictures.
You're allowed to express that opinion in a free country.
Nobody's stopping you from selling butthole pictures.
I mean, shit.
You also wrote, women do not have equal rights to men.
I mean, like, oh, you said in the US and men.
Yeah, women do not have equal rights to men.
Why is that?
Listen, I don't live here.
I don't know.
Okay, fine.
In the UK.
Well, if you.
I always say that they don't in the UK.
Perfect.
They got more like accepted.
I'm not an expert in British jurisprudence.
I guess what are the ways in which women do not have equal rights to men in the UK?
I would say safety.
How so?
They can't protect themselves.
There's no like, I mean, I guess no one can protect themselves.
It's illegal to carry any form of self-protection.
Right, nobody can carry a gun.
Wait, didn't Trump literally just pass a law that says you can discriminate based on like gender and like sexual identity?
He literally just passed, he revoked that law.
Like there was a law that says you can't discriminate on these things.
Well, he's a very good idea.
But he revoked that of DEI.
I don't know what.
Okay, here, we can get to that later.
What, what, As far as the UK goes, you say women do not have equal rights to men in the USA.
How or sorry, in the UK, how?
The police system is quite not very nice to women.
Wait, hold on.
I've heard that in the UK, they're actually closing women's prisons and they're considering doing certain justice reform so that it's less likely for women to go to jail, they get lighter sentences, this sort of thing.
I'm talking about people that are being on the other side of the crime.
The what's it called?
Victim.
Victim.
Yeah.
The victim, as opposed to male victims?
Well, victims in the UK, you're not, you don't have a right to protect yourself.
So if somebody comes and attacks you and you defend yourself with a gun, with a knife, a punch, or whatever, you go to court too.
They could sue you.
So in the UK, men and women don't have a right to protect themselves.
So that's.
Yeah, no, I know.
But women do not have equal rights to men in the UK as it relates to victims.
What?
I guess not really equal.
I don't know.
Equal rights.
Or they're just, they don't really pursue any cases.
Like, there's a lot of instances where police have, like, R-worded or, like, murdered female.
There's a lot of cases that police are murdering.
Yeah.
Or, like, saying, like, there's group chats and stuff discovered of like the Met Police where they're all like really not being great talking about cases that they have open and like what does that have to do with rights though?
Like I get that individual cops.
Yeah, well I guess yeah.
What does that mean?
It doesn't have anything to do with rights.
Okay, so can you name a right that a man has that a woman doesn't?
I don't know enough about it.
So women say so.
Okay, so men and women have equal rights?
As far as I know, because I'm not a lawyer.
Okay, so but so you're changing your position.
Well, yes, because I do not know every single in and out of every law.
So therefore I cannot say with certainty that they do or do not have okay well if you can't make a case that they say there's an inequality that exists when it comes to rights, then you're yeah, you're just gonna have to defer to the fact that men and women are equal as it relates to rights.
Carmen, you say women do not have equal rights to men in the USA.
Why is that?
I was just you kind of you kind of got me there.
I've never had my rows taken off.
Okay, I'll accept the victory, I guess.
You got me with that one.
Victory acknowledged, mission accomplished.
Oh yeah, a guy said that to you one time.
Oh god.
Makeup is not acceptable.
Maybe some of these are more dating related.
You would not date a police officer.
Why is that?
Girl, they didn't arrest me.
Oh, I guess.
Oh, how about this one?
Unless, did you have anything for the police officer thing?
You don't want to date a police officer?
Yeah, no way.
Is it just because their work is stressful?
I just don't.
Wouldn't get along with them.
Yeah, I don't think I'd get on with them.
Okay.
I'm not going to really bite on that one.
A woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
Why is that?
You agree with that statement?
Why is that?
Because I think the other person has.
Like, if they don't want to.
They have um autonomy to go up to a person that is a weight that they don't want to be with.
Um they can decide.
So if they go up to them and then reject them, then it's like, well, you could have beforehand just not gone up to the person at all if you know that you're not into that.
Yeah, right.
Well, you go to someone you know you don't want.
Hey, Brian, should I do a coffee or a food pop instead of a champagne pop?
Petty.
Okay.
Petty.
It's a bit late for coffee, probably.
Champagne.
I think you should do champagne, honestly, man.
If you want to, though.
Sorry for the delay.
I was just, I was so distracted by the sexist bed conversation that I missed your TTS.
Thank you, man.
Honestly, a little champagne in the chat.
And also, just because we'll probably wrap soon, so I don't know if we really have time for like a food break.
So, hold on.
A woman should not be rejected because of her weight is your position.
Yeah, because why would you put yourself in the situation to reject a person if you know you don't like that?
Sure, so an obese woman approaches me and I don't want to date her for that reason.
Is that wrong?
Should I not reject her?
I guess I wasn't thinking about that context.
Because you do agree it's possible that.
Yeah, if someone approaches you, there's nothing I'm ready to do.
Yeah, I think it'd be kind of dumb if you're a guy.
You approach an obese woman, and you're like, oh, wait, hold on, pump the brakes.
You're fat.
Yeah, that'd be kind of.
That'd be kind of fun.
Actually, I take back my comment.
Like, I want to go.
I don't want to.
But, like, how about this?
A guy sees a fat woman on the dating app without knowing anything about her personality or how wonderful she is, and he's like, just on that basis alone that she's overweight, he swipes now.
Wrong?
I guess, no, I would do that.
Okay.
Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
Why is that?
Wait, wait, I swear I put the other one on that question.
Oh, you're fine with that.
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't like it.
Oh, yeah, that's his own opinion.
All right.
Pacity George donated $1,000 to wet.
Here's something to wet the whistle.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Do you want champagne?
I'm sober, but thank you.
So no.
So no.
Okay.
I don't drink.
Yes, pace.
Yes.
Yay.
A little bit.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Can you give me peanut pussies?
What's that?
I got one.
Yeah.
Yo, Pacey George, you're fucking legend, sir.
Thank you, Pacy.
Thank you.
Even though I don't know what it is.
He's a brave and a decent man.
He's a pioneer.
Yeah, put some respect on Pacey George's name.
Have you been practicing, Brian?
What is this leak going on over here?
What the fuck?
Mary, can you just clean this up over here?
There's like, we've got a leak.
Sorry, guys.
Yes, I've been practicing.
Oh, no, it's one of these.
Great.
Firmly grasp it.
Yeah, yeah.
We're doing anything.
From any of the panelists, anybody have any topics you guys want to talk about?
I know we touched on the tattoos, but like.
Did you want to go back to that?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I just don't know how you equate tattoos to promiscuity.
I could see baby back in the days when they were more taboo, but like now tattoos are like they've lost the taboo to them.
Like now you have so many more techniques because the taboo has gone away.
I mean, I will say placement is a big one.
Cause like going back to piercings and stuff, like I don't think men like anything on your face.
Like they want you to be as natural as possible.
Like I don't think men even like makeup necessarily.
But like as far as just tattoos in general, I don't know.
Can you maybe explain to me more why you think they lead to promiscuity?
Like my boyfriend's given me a good, a pretty good explanation that I can understand.
So he's told me like before that, let me see how I record it.
So like when women have a lot of tattoos or like a big tattoo on their body, he equates.
Oh, you're good.
Are you a puppet?
Oh, it's letting the fuckin' air out.
Aw.
Is it?
Oh!
Oh, it surprised me.
It surprised me.
I was not expecting that.
Yo, W Pacey George, thank you.
Go ahead, Kelly.
Yeah, so he says that it's almost like equating it to pain rather than the tattoo itself.
And my boyfriend would say like a girl with like a lot of tattoos, she must have gone through like, or a lot of piercings in general.
Or she would have had to gone through a lot of pain, like physically, to like get all that done to herself.
And like in his perspective, if a woman wants to go through a lot of pain, there's like some kind of like trauma deep down.
That's what he would.
That's like.
It can't have anything to do with art aspect of it.
Like, because that's what I think.
Like, a lot of tattoos, at least these days, are like an expression of art versus dusty.
Dusty?
What?
You know, like the top cup always has dust on it.
Oh, huh?
What happened?
Don't drink it yet.
Wait.
Okay.
Hold on.
Go ahead.
You can warm and rate.
Um, that was, that was it.
Oh, I, I.
That was one perspective I've heard.
I don't know about other men's perspectives, but I know some guys, or you know how guys are like, oh, it's hot when a girl wants to get choked or they like to do this.
Some guys get turned off by the fact that this girl is who they want to be with and Mary is like asking them to slap them in the face because they want them to degree.
Like guys don't like that sometimes.
Like a lot of guys don't want to do that to the woman because they feel more like they want to respect her in a way.
Like if I told my boyfriend to choke me or slap me while we were having sex, he'd be like, what's wrong with them?
Why would you want me to do that?
See, and I guess they have like the opposite rate because I have a whole leg sleeve that I have going in progress still, but I actually put it back there.
Wasn't you grabbed me the champagne?
My husband actually pushed me to do it.
He's like, no, you should.
Because it was a thought I always had, but I never jumped on it.
And he's the one that actually pushed me to get my leg done.
Yeah, I definitely think it's a preference.
It is.
And that's why, like, I think it's unfair for you to say that most men don't like it and that it's a red flag because I don't know.
Maybe I've just been out of the dating pool for so long that I don't see that as being a thing.
I don't know.
Here, I'll answer your question in just a moment.
Let's do a cheers.
Cheers to Pacey George.
Thank you.
Hey, buddy.
Thank you, Pacey, Georgia.
You're a fucking legend, sir.
That's good.
Fucking Canadian legend.
George is from Canada.
He is Canadian.
Oh, I forgot to Pasty George.
We'll do a land acknowledgement pop if you send in another one.
So, anyways, yeah, tattoos.
I mean, I think it has to do with impulsivity.
I think it has to do with short-term thinking versus long-term thinking.
I think it has to do with just sort of a general.
Okay, are we talking about like little ones or like a big one?
Well, so, for example, because there's a difference.
I think little ones, you're right.
Like, that's on the fly.
You're not thinking about it.
But, like, I thought about my leg sleeve for a long time before I was in the middle of the day on my next one.
And I thought I took a lot of time to see.
See, no, like this one, this was a Friday, the 13th one.
Like, that was the spur of the moment.
But, like, my leg tattoo, like, that was months of planning and thought.
And am I sure this is what I want?
Because that's a big chunk of my body.
And again, like, I stole most of my tattoos, which takes weeks.
Oh, I've been months, girl, and I'm still not done.
Also, look at the tattoo.
Who here?
Just show of hands.
Who here has tattoos?
Do you have any tattoos?
No.
Okay.
Felicity, you have tattoos?
No.
No.
Okay.
No.
So if a girl has a little heart on her ankle or her wrist, I don't think most men are going to find this to be an issue.
But I guess my point would be at least my position.
I think tattoos are either neutral or negative for men.
I don't think it's ever a positive.
So in my head, it's like, why do it?
Like, it's never a positive.
Maybe for some men have like fetishes or whatever, but it's like, it's never a positive.
I don't know.
Like I said, my husband's the one that actually pushed me to do it.
So look, I'm speaking in general.
No, I know.
I know.
All the men, I don't have a lot of tattoos.
And I guess I'm not going to be able to do that.
Tattoos also have health.
And they think my tattoos are sexy.
Yeah, I also have health connotations.
It has heavy metal toxicity, too.
Well, that's a whole separate issue, honestly.
It depends on the tattoo shopping on that.
But what I'm going to say is, I've never been stopped and had somebody go, oh my God, that's disgusting.
If anything, it's like the opposite.
Like, oh, hey, that's really cool or whatever.
So I don't see the negative connotation there.
Well, yeah, I'm not saying that people are going to stop you in the street and say your tattoo is disgusting, or I'm not in favor of that.
But as a sort of idea about dating, generally speaking, tattoos tend, like, tattoos don't say something positive about you.
It's either neutral or negative.
They can be indicative of something negative.
And I'm not saying all people, I'm not saying all people with tattoos are bad.
I'm not saying because you have a tattoo, you're bad.
But it could be a sign of that.
And dating is hard enough as it is.
I'm like, I don't know.
Why add another thing to make it harder, I guess?
Yeah, and it could just be I've been out of the dating pool for so long that I don't understand.
That could also be it.
So I just think, I mean, there's an aesthetic component.
Yeah, I think it looks sick.
Sure, but look at it more as an art form versus it saying something about me.
I don't know.
Do men see tattoos as masculine?
Would you say that at all?
I think it depends on what you get.
I think that's a component.
I would agree.
Well, because I feel like a lot of women, we like a lot of women, we like men with tattoos.
We might find a man with tattoos attractive.
So I'm just like, you know, like, that's just funny how it's like the how like you're telling me.
Well, yeah, but I mean, that's the yin and the yang, the masculine and the feminine.
So I think one mistake that a lot of women do is they project the things that they are attracted to in men, and they think if I develop those traits, I'll be attractive to men.
I think that's a good thing.
But it doesn't work that way.
It's like these girl bosses, like the money girl bosses, the boss babes.
It's like, well, I think men who are ambitious and who have status or who are rich or have these great careers, I find that attractive, or these men who are providers, I find that attractive.
There's this projection where it's like, as a woman, okay, well, in order for me to become attractive to men, I need to adhere to this sort of masculine standard of what is attractive.
They want to be on level with these masculine men.
Well, you want to copycat what men do.
You think, okay, well, this is what makes men attractive.
So then shouldn't it be the case that men find these traits attractive in women?
But it's not the case at all.
Like, there's not symmetry between what men and women find attractive.
So like most women, if the guy's a provider and he's rich or successful or he makes good money, has a good job, et cetera, et cetera, this is going to make him more attractive.
But the same typically is not true in the reverse.
Men typically don't care about your job, your career, any of this stuff.
They don't care.
In my opinion, I think that's like the actual way to become confident in yourself.
Like I'm not like a, oh my gosh, what's the word?
Like, I can't remember the word, but to find yourself in femininity.
Like, that's how, oh, that's how you find yourself is.
I'm not like a go-find yourself person, but to be confident in your femininity, you will ultimately attract the masculine men.
You shouldn't be chasing the masculinity to get masculinity.
So that's how you truly find yourself is being confident.
Well put it in.
I definitely wouldn't say I'm masculine though.
Well put.
Here's what we're going to do.
TTS is going to be lowered to 69.
If you guys want to get a message in, $69 TTS, lowering the TTS, if you want to guys get a message in.
Any other thoughts from any of the other panelists?
Something interesting was just the idea of politics.
I know that you dropped out of school at 16.
I have been homeschooled most of my life, but I think it's interesting just the education on general politics and kind of just the culture around us is there's so much focus on a pop culture that kind of the important like, oh, who am I?
I think people should know enough politics to actually be able to vote and have an effect.
I don't think you have to be super interested.
But I think it's interesting that there's more of an approach in modern society today where being educated on just basic social or basic politics, basic government, basic just these basic important things to know has really led to the culture that we're in.
So now people are uneducated and they blame it on other people and they make the poor choices because they're uneducated.
Do you think we should raise the voting limit over the age?
No, I don't think age has anything to do with it.
We should not raise the age of men.
No, I don't think so.
I think if you can be deployed or not deployed, what was it called?
Drafted at 18, then I think you can vote 18.
I think you should have to own a gun at 18.
Wait, so are you saying women shouldn't vote?
Is that what you're saying?
Well, I do believe in women voting, but I don't believe in women.
I know that's controversial or opposites, but I do believe women should be able to vote because nowadays most women aren't attached to their men.
Like I believe they should be.
But I don't think women should be drafted.
If everyone gets drafted out, the young people, who's actually going to stay behind to take care of society, like it just doesn't work that way.
Especially if you get rid of all the people that can actually birth children.
I think we should do a reversal.
I think it would be justice.
Maybe for a century, 100 years, we have all the women do the fighting.
Brian, then we'd die.
We would die.
Everyone would be dead.
No, we don't.
If you send it on to one to fight, we'd just get along.
We'd be like.
We send the feminists because they actually want to fight.
Trust me, we would start World War III within.
I'm very patriotic, but I will not be drafted to go fight a war.
Did you send me to war girl?
I probably wouldn't listen that well.
Don't send me to war.
Don't send her to war.
Pasty George donated $70 to wise men who are seeking viable women for long-term relationships or marriage.
Women with tattoos are one of the red flags that indicate that she is not feasible and is promiscuous.
Strongly disagree.
Sorry.
That's weird.
That is weird.
Wait, Pasty, have you been sending in Super Chats?
Because it's not showing up in my stream labs for some reason.
That's weird.
Oh, is it Canadian?
Oh.
Canadian.
That's why.
That's why.
Pasty George.
Is Canadian currency higher or lower than the US dollar?
Lower.
I think one of the only ones is like.
I'm stuck.
Let's see here.
All right, we have a rapid fire segment here.
If anybody rapid fire.
What is the most toxic thing you've ever done?
I told you guys mine.
About that one?
I said it last show.
With dating, about dating.
No.
I call.
No.
Is it a crime in seven countries?
I think.
Maybe.
Whoa, what was it?
No.
Nobody's watching.
Don't worry.
We're not live.
Sure.
No.
What's the most toxic thing you've done, Carmen?
I think that the most toxic thing that ended up fucking me over so bad was like, okay, so my man was like, he want to fuck all the time, right?
And like, honestly, I just wasn't born with the most moistest coochie in the world, you know?
So like, I wasn't able to keep it in it for that.
You know what I'm saying?
Excuse me.
So he was very, he was very, very, very, very, like, sexual.
And I just, I couldn't keep up with the amount of times he wanted to do it.
And so.
Pussy was too dry, is what you're saying.
Yeah, it was like painful sometimes.
And so he got mad at me, right?
He was like, you don't even like it.
And I was like, well, brother, like, give me a break.
And, um, but at the time, I was such a people pleaser that I was like, okay, well, you can go fuck other bitches because pussy is too dry.
Because obviously, like, I'm not pleasing you enough.
And, but in reality, all I wanted him to say was that, no, I don't, I don't want to do that.
I just want you.
But he's a man.
So as a man, he wasn't being heard that.
And he was like, okay, I'm going to go fuck other bitches.
And so we were swiping on Tinder together.
The whole time, inside, I'm crying.
On the outside, I'm like trying to be like, yeah, I'm doing this for you.
And then, like, and then like, and then like, he ends up fucking another bitch.
And then I ended up getting butthurt.
And I'm like, I made this happen, but now I'm getting mad over it.
And it was just like, it was just stupid.
But that was, it was like my fault for being a dumbass, but also like his fault for like, why didn't you just love me?
So you didn't communicate properly.
Yeah.
Like, the key to a successful, good relationship is 100% communication always.
Yeah.
Like, the things you think is a toxic thing, though.
Because I got hella mad at him and I was like, you fucking cheated at me after I said you could cheat on me?
She said it happened.
Yes.
That's toxic.
Yeah.
That was pretty toxic.
Damn.
At least she has a good laugh, right?
She has a good laugh.
You're funny.
She's funny.
You can't deny it.
Yeah, she's.
In a sort of watching the world burn sort of way, but yeah, she is.
She's funny, you know?
Yeah.
She's funny and like see the tragedy of my life, sort of like.
I don't, I like it.
What?
Okay, it's true.
She knows.
She knows.
All right.
Oh, we have Pasty George.
Pasty George did.
Yes, well, I agree with Chair for send all of the feminists to fight in the next war LMFA.
Yes, I said I'll send all the feminists.
I've been in the military for a lot of years where my dad has.
Wait, hold on.
What?
So my dad's in the military.
Hold on, hold on.
And I will say that if we send all the feminists, we'll definitely have a weaker army, but they'll die off the bat.
chat chat any anybody who's in the military what is it when when like the wife who's like married to a guy claims that she's like in the you know what i'm taught You know what I'm talking about?
I feel like you're doing a daughter.
Oh, my dad.
Well, no, they weren't right.
Yeah.
Is that the same thing?
I mean, I've been shipped all over the country.
I've been all lived on bases.
Bro, but you're the daughter of a soul.
Okay, true.
My dad is in the military.
Well, she clearly.
Well, he was a soldier.
He was a, you said that, what is it called?
A military chaplain.
Well, they're not.
Are they soldiers?
So he has been in the military for over 20 years in multiple different people.
Oh, so he grew into that.
Okay, I see.
Anyway, so.
What is it fake valor?
What is that thing called?
Fake valor.
What is it?
Stolen valor.
You're stolen valoring your dad's.
No, but what is it called?
There's a term, guys.
There's a term for when the wife or whatever, army wives.
What's the term?
No, not army wives.
It's like Tim Walz when he claimed to have.
Dependa?
Dependopotamus.
It's not that.
It's like sergeant fucking wife or something.
What is it?
Anybody know?
It's not stolen valor.
There's a term for a dependa.
No, there's a term for.
Anyways, whatever.
Oh, no.
Sorry, go ahead with your.
Oh, anyway.
I was just saying that if we were to, I don't agree with women in combat positions in the military and in law enforcement.
So if we were to put the woman in the military, they'd quickly be gone and then we could win.
But yeah.
The law enforcement part got me, I can't lie.
Most toxic thing, Chloe.
Most toxic thing you've ever done.
Come on, tell us.
Tell us.
No, it's fat, though.
We don't care.
It's okay.
Here, I'll tell you the most toxic thing.
Okay, go, Will you say yours?
Yeah, I will.
You promise.
You won't give us like the third most toxic thing you've done?
Trust me, it's Bob.
All right.
I'm excited.
Fuck.
Hold on.
Do I want to share mine?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm such a great guy.
This one time.
One time.
I waited an hour too long to text a girl back.
That was the most toxic thing.
Girl, my God.
I've ever done.
I'm so toxic.
So toxic.
Okay, go ahead.
Your turn.
Ed Hardy, what is this?
Fucking 2007?
Ed Hardy always slays.
Good are you.
Shit, I haven't seen Ed Hardy.
You got some affliction?
What do you have?
Affliction?
What do you have?
It's a wait.
Affliction is back?
Yeah.
It'd been bad.
Voice crap.
It'd been bad.
Voice crap.
The fucking affliction.
What about?
Oh my goodness.
She's back.
True religion.
You know what's funny?
I'm sure I have like an affliction t-shirt from like 2006.
I'm going to fucking dig that thing out of my closet.
Sell it.
I'm going to fucking wear it one of these days.
Actually, you know what?
I wouldn't fit in it.
So, anyways, I wore mediums back then.
Now, what is it?
Exhale.
Those were the days.
So, sorry.
Okay, most toxic thing.
Okay.
Well, I kind of, when I was in secondary school before I left school, so I was doing my GCRC as I was 16.
I slept with my art teacher.
Wait, you slept with your art?
Whoa, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
Wait, sorry, could you repeat that?
I slept with my artist.
You said primary school.
No, My art teacher.
When you were held?
16.
That's not illegal.
No, it's not illegal.
No, but that's not toxic.
That's not illegal though.
He was married.
You knew he was married.
Yeah, and I like.
That's I was also like 16.
I was also That's legal there.
No, but I think the toxic bit was that I wanted it to happen.
Right.
Yeah.
Right, right, right.
You're crazy for that.
I thought toxic.
And then I went to the site quad shortly after.
Did he visit?
Indeed, I went to the side.
No, he was busy.
It was the most splendid of times, I must say, Madonna.
It was amazing.
Fantastic, Madonna.
Indeed.
Let me show you.
The alcohol makes you crazy.
I'm into it.
Pasty George, whatever.
Thanks, Patty.
Should we do accents?
You want to do accents?
Yeah, I'm really good at accents.
What accents?
Can you do southern?
Do you know what salad fingers is?
Nope.
Yes.
What the fuck is that?
Do you know what it is?
I think I know what it is.
The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost all gas me.
Oh my god.
She's a bro.
I have a childhood friend.
And then I can also do like Valley Girl that's like pissed off.
Do it.
Okay.
I have to look at you and like it's as if I'm pissed off with you, okay?
Okay.
I'm scared.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Look at you.
You're actually disgusting.
I can't believe you would even look at me like that.
I swear to fucking God, if I see you again, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
That's actually pretty good.
That's not awesome.
That's my vocal friend.
Well done.
Well done, las.
Or I'll cute.
I'm gonna do gay best friend.
Go for it.
Or maybe it's a chick.
I don't know.
It's kind of the same, right?
Oh my god.
Those spikes on your fucking top are so amazing.
And you up there with your little fucking bangs hiding your forehead.
They are.
Oh my goodness.
You're just so cute.
Look at your little look at your little tattoo.
She's getting turned on.
What the fuck?
That dry pussy became a weapon.
And apparently she's got a giant labia, so that's, you know, whatever.
You're into that.
Whoa, calm down.
Look at her.
Playing with her hair and shit.
She's practicing.
She's porny as fuck right now.
She likes fucking Malia over here.
Oh, wait.
I went back to my normal.
Oh, my God, Malia.
You are the cutest little banana ever.
You and your little yellow, it's so, so muttonized.
And look at you with your little hand-thown dress, you little Mormon cutie.
You, I bet you get all the little Mormon boys.
Oh my god, and then you over here.
Oh my god, what is it?
Fucking 2021.
Oh, wait, hold on, wait, wait, I gotta readjust.
I gotta readjust.
Oh my god, if you dyed those little high-length green, they'd be like, as if you're Billie Eilish from like four years ago.
And then fucking Kelly over here, you little, you little Minksio, you little sexy little Asian girl.
Oh my goodness, your boyfriend is so lucky.
And then Felicity, fuck you, bitch.
Wow, yeah, Roger from American Dad.
That was so good.
I fucking love World Joe.
Cheer.
Why is she shaking like that?
That was good.
The banana was creamy.
Sammy boy is gay a little bit.
You're good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's Valley Girl right there.
It's the vocal fry.
I'm not about to do that.
Copy me saying, copy whatever I'm saying.
Copy whatever I'm saying.
It's so good.
I like that.
I can't believe it.
Does that make me more insufferable?
I think it does.
I have met a girl that literally talks exactly like that, and he was like, it was like so insane.
I liked it and hated it at the same time.
Well, yeah.
I've been told I talk like that.
No, you don't.
You definitely don't.
I should get another champagne bottle for that, for being gay.
Judge donated $69.
Thank you, Jorge.
Excuse me.
I've noticed that many women are unaware that men will put you in one of two categories: recreational use only versus wifey.
Yeah.
Short-term versus committed long-term relationship.
Red flags disqualify wifey.
Does that mean red flags disqualify wifey?
If you have red flags, he wouldn't consider you his wife.
Okay.
Thank you.
Brian, what are your red flags?
I don't have any red flags.
I'm perfect.
No, I'm saying you're based on the bag.
I'm sure about that.
Thank you, Pasty George.
We're on the same page.
I am down with that.
LMFAO.
Well put, George.
Pasty likes you, girl.
Well put, paste.
Is it paste tea?
Paste tea.
Pasty George, don't make us say anything.
How to pronounce it?
Don't make us say pasty tea.
It's pasty George.
That is too much pronunciation.
He's Canadian.
He doesn't know how to spell tasty.
That's because us as Californians don't pronounce G. My question was: what, besides the tattoos?
Because I know we already went over that.
What are some more red flags?
In women.
In women.
Maybe can we do physically and can we do based off this conversation?
Yes, I love it.
But can you do it in your gay voice?
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
Let's see here.
Okay, looks wise.
Okay.
Here we go.
I pulled up a list here because I need to have a list because there's so many.
Right.
Sternum tattoo.
Tattoos.
Spider tattoo.
Spider web tattoo.
Snake tattoo.
I think he's just other than tattoos.
Look, tattoos aren't a deal breaker, but you know, okay, look, I guess I didn't clarify my position enough.
Where they're located, the size, what the design is, how many are that this is all factored in.
It's the totality of everything.
So there's that, the tattoos, body modification stuff.
So piercings, ears are okay, I guess.
But there's not like, again, it's neutral.
Like it's not like a girl could have no piercings and I wouldn't like her less.
So it's like you might as well just not have piercings.
But ears, whatever.
Belly button.
She's probably a bit of a strumpet, maybe.
But I'm, you know what?
Not posed.
It's not a deal breaker, but I'm like.
You don't like it?
I mean, aesthetically, I actually don't have an issue with the belly button piercing.
Okay.
So you think it's attractive?
Do you think it's sexualizing?
Not really.
Okay, that's good.
Then, I mean, just say you're fine with that.
Brian, what would you do if you met your dream girl?
Yeah.
And then you guys are about to have sex for the first time.
She has a pussy piercing.
I was curious, right?
Is that a deal breaker?
I wouldn't say it's a deal breaker, but I would prefer she didn't.
Like, my preference would be to not have a genitalia piercing.
You can.
You can take all piercings out.
So you wouldn't stop there.
Mid foreplay?
Would you question it?
Yeah, I would.
It wouldn't be a deal breaker, but it would.
It would be against my preference.
Okay.
It would be against my preference.
I'd prefer a girl not have nipple piercings, genitalia piercings.
Even if it helps you out.
Wait, what?
How would that help me out?
Men need help sometimes with that.
By piercing their clit?
No, I would like to wear simulation.
It does nothing but help you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it helps me by helping her.
Well, it literally directs you right to the spot.
I can find the clit.
Thank you.
Well, that's you, but that's not every man.
No.
General?
General.
Yeah.
I get that.
Okay, fine.
Other men can't find the clit.
That's not why women get their clits.
I hope that's not why women pierce their clit.
Are you not able to have a clit orgasm after you get your clit pierced?
No.
Well, you don't.
Okay, so like you don't actually pierce your clit.
It's your hood.
Nicholas.
I know, but it's about a vertical hood piercing.
Isn't it still sensitive, though?
Right.
Well, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Paste it all.
After healing.
Yeah, I know, but I.
Oh, my God.
Pacific George donated one.
Yes, Nick.
This one's for you.
Send.
Pacey George, we're going to do a little champagne run, so it's going to take us a sec to get it, okay?
Sorry, Kelly, go ahead.
What was your question?
No, I think that was it.
Oh, the red flags?
I'll listen to that.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, okay.
I want physical.
You said physical, but what about like just physical?
I didn't finish the physical.
There's more.
Please hit a point across the table.
Large labia, that's a green flag.
Green flag.
Why?
Is what?
Yeah.
I'll overlook certain red flags if she has a large labia.
No, but why?
That's crazy, right?
I won't know why about it.
Do you like it?
It's my preference.
What about it?
Do you like it?
In the same way that women prefer big dicks or whatever, or like have a penis size preference.
I have a labia preference.
Okay, what if the girl had a labia transplant to make it bigger?
Oh, because I know you said you don't like body modification, but you like big labia.
It has natural labia.
It's a natural.
What do you can't tell?
Brian, I'm.
You have a big labia?
I want an honest response.
Like, what is it with you and labia?
You seem really invested in this.
It's just, I'm kind of concerned.
I feel like it's like a compensation Being so like sexist about some of the other things you had to find out.
Are you sexualizing women?
What to say?
I mean, you're wearing a you're wearing a sweater that says big labia.
His whole movement is to avoid body modifications and keep women from having to do it.
So he's doing it in support of support.
He supports the women with big labia.
See, I don't know this, though, so I'm asking him himself.
Wow, he's right here.
What is it with his big labia matter?
Okay, so it's two things.
One, I have a personal preference.
I prefer large labia.
Is it like the look of it?
The feel?
Yeah, what?
The look, the feel, all of the above.
But then the other component of my big labia matter, BLM, hashtag BLM.
Is this because you're like a quarter black?
Why would you call it BLM?
No, I promise you.
BLM, bro.
They fucking stole that shit from me, bro.
But what?
You couldn't call it like big labia.
Well, originally, I called it the big labia are awesome.
Originally.
Big labia swag or like anything.
Originally, I called it the American Network against labia plasty or anal.
That's really long.
That's why I straight to anal sex.
Oh, yeah.
Anyways.
I like Thought Walmole.
Thank you.
But the other thing, though, is I don't think.
So there is a lot of shame.
This is maybe my only position.
I'm just making fun of BLM.
I think you're making fun of BLM, you fucking labia fish.
Anyways, she's claiming she has a big labia, but obviously she's a fucking any.
Anyways, so what was I saying?
Not the any height.
Fucking, yeah.
Anyways, but it is the case that women get shamed for having a large labia.
There's all kinds of shaming: women shame, men shame.
You get called roasty.
You get called roast beef, wizard sleeve, meat curtain.
Come on, beef, hold on.
Beef curtains, meat curtains, meaty.
And then there's this like fake news about how if a woman has an Audi that she's been like, she's fucked a bunch of dudes.
That's not how.
I have heard that.
That's not how that works.
That's not how that works.
If a woman could be a virgin and have an Audi, a woman could have done fucked a thousand dudes and have a perfect any little slit, whatever.
So I'm dispelling the fake news, the rumors.
I'm combating it.
I want women to feel comfortable with how they were born.
I don't think we should be shaming anybody, man or woman, for things out of their control, their genitalia.
Obviously, people's genitals, people are very, that's something that can be a source of insecurity.
It can be a source of whatever.
We shouldn't shame men, shouldn't shame women.
As it relates to women, the labia shouldn't shame them for, you know, having a meaty pussy.
And then as a.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
But like as a man, you think like your movement matters for women.
Like you think that's that changes something because I think you're overthinking it, but go ahead.
No, I'm not.
I'm actually curious.
Yeah.
Like as a man, you think like saying big labias matter, they're going to matter.
I'll tell you this much.
I have had dozens, maybe hundreds of women DM me saying, Brian, I was considering, I'm not even lying, considering getting a labia placed D, or I've always been insecure, but hearing you say that, you know, whatever you're saying what you say about it, I decided not to get the surgery.
Aww, that's awesome.
So yes, I am helping women.
I am helping.
That probably made you feel so good, too.
I love that.
Yeah, I guess.
You changed your life.
I did.
I am a woman's advocate.
Yeah.
Am you could almost call me a feminist, but I'm not.
But you could do that on this specific thing.
Like, I can imagine the happiness that she felt as soon as she heard you say, like, big labias do matter.
Like, I saw a spark in her eyes.
She claims she's got an Audi.
She perked up.
She's like, wow.
All my 200 exes just talk shit about my Audi, but here we have a real man who's complimenting my big pussy.
Big labia.
Sorry.
Big lips.
Big lips.
Lips.
Lips.
I've never heard of it.
Yeah.
Can I ask my question?
Sure.
Do you?
How do you feel about the big clit?
That's part of the movement.
It's a sub-movement.
Yeah.
But is it just the labias that you're in?
We will also have solidarity with the big clit women.
That's part of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
So basically, you like support all vaginas.
Is that like well, here's the yes.
Is there a vagina you don't support?
Yeah, like is there something you don't support at all?
Trans pussy.
Oh, okay.
Fair.
Wait.
All labia can't matter until big labia matter.
All labia can't matter until big labia matter.
Okay.
All labia can't.
I'm so stuck from the Trottons pussy, but you're starting to use leftist logic.
Shouldn't just all labia matter until big labia matter.
Well, because like, think about it: like, if you have some lips, like, that's not a big deal.
Malia.
I'm sorry, Nalimia out of this.
You seem very intrigued.
I just asked you, would you need, would you like me to advocate on your behalf?
No, I'm not part of this category.
I'm only a part of the category that has a labia.
So I was just trying to ask you about what your movement was really about.
It is about supporting women.
Okay.
Support.
Okay.
It's probably the only pro-woman.
Like, you probably internally, like, this whole energy, because even being here is like very anxiety-inducing.
So I think probably inside somewhere, you were like, oh, I need to support women.
Because I think naturally you were like, oh, I'm putting a lot of shame on women.
So I think you needed something.
You think it's a grip?
To like support women, because you know in your heart of hearts that that is the right way.
And so I see what this is.
I think it's serious.
You think it's like a cover-up?
No, I just, I think it's your soul trying to be like, you need to support women.
And it knows that a lot of what your opinions is shameful.
So I think it is your soul trying to come out and be beautiful.
And I like it.
Is it kind of like, are you trying to say, you know how the, oh, what's the motorcycle gang?
Hell's Angels.
How they'll do charity.
Like the Hell's Angels, it's a motorcycle gang club.
But they'll do, and a lot of criminal organizations throughout history did charity to kind of build, make their image better.
Yeah, so I see that.
So you're saying that my big labia matter thing is like that.
Yes.
Do you have any other questions, Malia, that I can answer about big labia matter?
Not at this moment.
Thank you.
Okay, if anything else comes up, just feel free to keep me posted.
I'm happy to.
Oh, wait, red flags.
Hold on.
And then we'll get to the rest of the messages.
Red flags.
Red flags.
Okay, Pitbull owner.
Pit bull apologist.
Bellbot.
Pit bull owner.
Kelly, a dog.
I'm scared of pit bulls.
You're not scared of Vash.
No, I'm not.
See?
If they get trained correctly, cat moms are not.
I think that's a red figure.
Yeah, you're upsetting me.
Look, hey, I used to have a dog.
I like dogs.
I'm talking about pit bulls.
Why?
I was with them.
I had a boxer and they were treated just like pit bulls.
Mine's turning one next month.
I've just cut this corner.
Pit bulls are overrepresented in injuries and fatalities against humans.
Because they're not trained.
I mean, I'm exactly a large amount of people.
No, no, no.
I will 100% say this.
This is 100% the human's fault.
It's the humans' fault because they don't know how to train their dog and they want to go voluntarily get a pit bull, knowing that it is a vicious dog without training.
Exactly.
But so I agree with you that yes, oftentimes people who do buy pit bulls, they're shitty owners.
And if you're a shitty owner, yes, that's going to be bad.
But pit bulls have the strength and the sort of natural aggressiveness and temperament where they can do significant harm.
And even, I would say, even a well-trained pit bull, because of their innate temperament, there is a risk, especially around like other small animals, babies, or even grown adults.
So like, here's the thing.
If there's a bad owner, or even fuck, who cares about the owner?
Just the dog's a fucking temperament.
The dog's a fucking retarded dog or some shit.
But who's the best?
Dogs can also be retarded.
This is like saying that people kill people with guns.
Like, I mean, like, that guns kill people instead of people killing people.
Animals run off instinct and we don't run off instinct.
We are unsophisticated.
We have brains that make decisions and choices.
Dogs don't have that.
300 IQ.
Your dog is going to listen to you if you train it to listen to them.
They have instinctual instincts and stuff.
You guys are talking about dogs like they're a freaking wild animal.
Don't put them in the same category as a human.
They are a wild animal.
We ain't talking about dogs.
We talk about pit bulls.
Hold on.
There's a wild dog.
There's a difference.
You guys, the first thing I just want to talk about.
What about triggered?
Wait, so hold on.
Hold on, let me finish.
Oh, but not.
Oh, shit.
So, anyways, let me finish my point on this.
So, look, if you're a shitty owner, if you're a shitty, like, for example, chihuahuas have a dog shit temperament.
And if they're, sure, if they could have a good owner, they could have a bad owner.
The difference is, whether it's the temperament, whether it's the bad owner, a Chihuahua can't do significant damage.
Isn't that racist?
Yes, it's fucking racist.
It is racist.
It is star.
However, a pit bull, if they have a bad owner or even if they have a good owner, but the temperament is shit, they're going to kill somebody.
They're going to maim somebody.
That's my issue with the pit bulls.
Yes, but not if they're trained.
So I had a Kelly, had you walk your dog?
Of course I walk my dog.
How big is your pit bull?
He's almost full grown.
Is he leash trained?
Yes.
Very.
Very.
Does your pitbull know how to heal?
Oh, yeah, he does.
He listens.
He says.
Has your pitbull ever seen a bird and it yanked you?
No, not a bird, maybe a squirrel.
Have you ever been yanked by your dog?
No, because he doesn't do that.
Because once I tell him stop, he stops.
Is your dog strong enough that it could yank you?
Yeah, but he doesn't.
If he wanted to.
But he could.
Yeah, he could.
Here's my philosophy.
You should not own a dog if you don't have the physical strength to control it in the event that they stop listening to you.
Honestly, most women don't have the physical strength to control a pit bull.
Yeah, except you're hurting.
Hey, you couldn't.
Malia's seen it first.
How about this, though?
You could be the perfect owner.
You could be the perfect owner, and your pit bull could be the sweetest thing ever.
However, when it comes to instinct, like she said, what if there's another, a shitty, another person and do you go to the dog park?
Yeah, but I will say this.
No, listen, listen, I'll say this.
So when I walk my dog and I see somebody else walking their dog and their dog is smaller, I will still walk that way.
I'm not moving out of the street because your dog should not be barking at mine.
Yours should not, you should be trained enough to, if you think your dog, if you think if you're scared of my dog, you should walk across the street.
That's what I think.
Because my dog is not going to do anything.
I know my dog's not going to do anything.
Look, I'm just saying, I'm just saying there's all this, there's all this cope about the pit bulls or whatever.
You should meet bashy pits.
A lot of dead babies.
A lot of dead babies.
I had a golden retriever.
If I ever saw somebody bring a fucking pit bull into the dog park, I'm fucking leaving immediately.
Oh my God.
The hate.
I can't.
Yeah, fuck them.
It's a dog.
It does nothing but love you.
No, it's not.
They're fucking killers, bro.
Pit bulls are fucking killers.
Dogs to me are better than people.
But they just are.
Oh, my God.
But they're killers that will listen to their owner if it's true.
That's correct.
And like, honestly.
Because he will literally, when my boyfriend tries to even, like, when he like smacks my butt, just like as a game, my dog will literally, like, he'll like stop him.
He's very good at protection.
He's very, very good protection.
What I'm saying, like, you walking him, like, that makes you feel.
No one messes.
Not a single person talks because why would you talk to the girl with walking her pit bull?
You're not going to.
Don't do it.
There's either of them.
Carmen, you just got really calm all of a sudden.
My brain's flatlining.
All the brain rot.
You had so much energy.
You had so much energy, Carmen.
Yeah.
And then it's just what happened, babe.
Girl, babe.
I've been up since 9 p.m.
I work night shifts.
So being awake during the day, it's like a night.
I'm about to go brain dead.
I'm about to flatline.
She's about to flatline.
Yes.
Wait, can you just sit straight for me?
Okay.
Sorry.
I don't know how we got onto the goddamn dog.
Now I disagree with you on something.
Okay, there you go.
I mean, I BTF.
BTFO'd all of you on the pit bull stuff.
I hated that.
I hate to do it.
Totally.
I know.
It feels over reels, but my position is unassailable.
So anyways.
Do you have a dog?
Used to have a dog.
Had a golden retriever.
I have a sort of have a cat.
It's a little bit more.
Oh, don't you like that dog?
But Brian, don't you think a golden retriever has the same kind of strength?
Like, it's a dog.
It's a wild animal, too.
But it could be really like a vicious, aggressive golden retriever because the dog could have been, he could have been raised incorrectly, and then he could have been abused as a puppy, and he could just grow up being a bad golden retrieval.
Wait, hold on.
But think about this, right?
Here's the example I'd provide.
Like, could there be like a seven-year-old who's just a massive piece of shit?
Oh, yeah.
But like a seven-year-old, assuming they don't have weapons, I'm not feeling all that.
Like they can't really do damage to me.
Like they're not going to do damage, but like a giant, like muscled out dude, that's a legitimate threat to the point they could kill me.
You avoid them?
No, but what I'm no, the point I'm trying to make is, is that there's just differences in size between the breeds.
Of course.
Right.
Everybody has eyeballs.
That's what I'm saying.
If y'all are sexist towards men, then because of the brain.
But then once my pit bull opens his mouth, then it's a, oh my goodness.
You need it.
Like even apartments bans all these people from living there.
Yo, one in the chat.
Who did I just piss off about the pit bull stuff?
Did I piss any of you off?
Or two or two.
Come on, peep, say something.
Two, do you agree?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, he did say that.
Two, do you agree with me?
But I've had a Rottweiler before that was super aggressive.
I pissed.
Did you piss Pacy off?
Who are these fucking people in fucking trash?
Pasty George.
Oh, wait, we got to see you.
What's his name?
Yeah, let's hear it.
Yeah, let's hear it.
You don't.
I might.
No, I think he said pit bulls should be banned.
Oh, look at that.
Oh.
Wait, wait, I take it back then.
I take it back.
Yeah, you guys are.
Never mind.
Pasty George donated $70.
Chair 3 looks so offended right now, LMFAO.
Actually, I think you were the least offended because you don't like them, right?
No, we're talking about the labias.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm in the present.
That was an old comment.
What?
Thank you, Pasty George.
And then he's following it up with this one that came through.
Pasty George donated $70.
From Andrew Wilson's Super Chat, Large Labia makes it look like my boy is wearing a cool little coat.
Hot dog initial MFA.
Excuse me.
Wow.
There's no way that's Andrew.
That's not Andrew Wilson.
That's what I'm wearing now.
Thank you, Pasty George, though.
I mean, I can't.
I'm like, that does not sound like that.
You called it.
It's gross.
No, that's not.
That's something.
He wouldn't super chat $10.
That's true.
That's true.
That's a poser.
Get a new name.
That one's taken.
That's not scared.
Pasty George donated $70.
Pasty George looks like a pit bull has bitten you before or something.
There are literally thousands of cases where they even attacked their owners, regardless of their training or temperament.
That's real.
Yep.
I hate to say that.
It's true.
It's fucking true.
Strong disagreement.
If we're going to do feet...
If we're going to do feels over reels, how did that study know that those pit bulls were trained?
Holy fuck, wait.
All right.
Are we actually going to do like this is a Google it?
Okay.
Dog attacks, USA wiki.
Here, Nick, can you just Google fatal dog attacks in the United States?
Or I guess it could be any state.
I do think this stigma comes about from dog fighting.
It is.
No, it's not about dog fighting.
I think it is because it is because that's what pit bulls were bred to do in the first place.
Nick, don't do United States.
If it's put in front of your states, you're going to pick that up.
It's like racism.
But breedist.
I'm going with it.
That's a new term.
Yeah, list of fatal dog attacks.
Not the one in the USA, just all.
Did Carmen leave?
I don't know.
She's okay.
Scroll down.
Oh, it looks like Pacific.
All right.
Here, watch anything on the Mexican.
Pitbull.
Pitbull.
Two?
What does that mean if there's a parentheses?
Does that mean multiple?
Okay.
Pit bull.
German shepherd.
Look at that.
Keep scrolling.
Rottweiler.
Rottweiler.
It's mostly pit bull.
Okay, pit bull.
Malinois.
Talk about another vicious bite.
A malinois.
But that's like 85% pit bull.
That's really high.
I understand it is 85% pit bull, but that's literally.
I'm sorry, but this is literally like saying that all black people are aggressive.
Exactly.
No, 100%.
I know, but I can't compare that.
Kelly don't want her though.
No, it's because.
Do you know what Jeremiah tells me?
Jeremiah tells me that I need to make sure Vash is trained and 100% because he is.
It is like racism out here because people are going to look at that pit bull and think that he's like this.
I think it's just instinctual that if something's dangerous, then you have to avoid it.
I have such a simple question for you, Kelly.
Is it breedist?
Is it breedist?
Like, what's more dangerous?
A butterfly or a fucking T-Rex?
That's species.
That's two different things.
How about this?
What's more dangerous?
A fucking little cat or a fucking tiger or a mountain lion.
Oh, God.
Okay, she's not.
She knows the right answer to that.
But I mean, I just think comparing it to an African person.
It could be anybody.
It could be anybody.
It could literally be like, you could say, oh, just because this is an Asian person.
Oh, I'm Asian.
All of us are smart.
We're all smart.
Yeah, because we're all Asian.
Leah made a good point.
No, she made a good point with the instinctual thing.
Yes, 100%.
It's an instinctual thing.
But to say all pit bulls are this way because these pit bulls.
That's not what we're saying.
That's what it felt like.
We're saying like the majority of the cases have been a lot of fatal attacks on owners, babies, by pit bulls.
That is just factual, but I mean, you're pit bull, he's nice.
Yeah, because that's what I'm saying.
But that's my point that I made.
But they are commenting.
All pit bulls are like this.
Because that's me saying all chihuahuas are like this.
Are all chihuahuas loud and annoying?
Probably not.
Yes.
Probably not.
You don't know that because we don't know every single chihuahua in the fucking world.
So we don't know that.
But a pit bull, just because you can say like this pit bull went to this, this pit bull did this, this pit bull killed this, whatever.
Not every single pit bull is going to kill something.
To say that you can't prove everything means you can't prove anything.
Okay, so then you guys can't prove the fact that all pit bulls are popped.
But we do have the majority.
I don't know if it's a problem.
Yeah, you could show it, but you could show us that.
I know.
But okay, so then can we bring up the same thing?
Is like, literally, when it comes to races, when it comes to races, again, like I said, so can you dispute the comment that I said?
Just because I'm Asian, people can say to me, all people are all Asian people.
She gives a Vietnamese girl some champagne and she goes off on it.
Anyway, so stop it.
You were stating that just because we can't make a broad statement about dogs, that we should make a broad statement about people.
One, people are different, too, because we actually have intellectual.
We have, we're able to think which animals can't.
And then two, if you go ahead, keep going, keep going.
It's the same way that, yes, you can't say that all Asians are smart, but we do know for a majority, right?
Because a lot of Asians are really smart.
We know majority Asians are smart.
So we can make a generalization about.
So you're going to judge me and immediately tell me that I'm smart just because I'm Asian?
We're going to put you in.
They're going to be stereotypical.
You're going to put me in a category.
They're going to put me into a category, and that's fine.
You can put me into a category.
The pit bulls can be in the category of an aggressive dog.
Nobody said that that's not true.
But for somebody to be like, oh, well, I don't like your dog because it's a pit bull.
And I'm not going to get on you because you're not going to be able to do that.
I think if you're walking around the street and you know that like 85% to 90% of dog attacks are pit bulls, if I'm walking down the street, I'm probably going to assume I'm probably going to be a little bit scared of it.
Right.
That's why I said that people who are walking their dog and you're afraid of my dog, you guys should move out of the way and not expect me to move out of the way.
I'm also going to quash this with California is so strict on the animals that you can own here.
If it was really that big of a problem, they would have banned them.
You wouldn't be able to own them.
It would be illegal.
Well, there's a lot of problems.
Ferrets are illegal to own here.
There's a lot of problems that people don't.
I have some.
They are here.
Yeah, they're illegal.
Wait, they are.
They're illegal.
Yes.
I live in Arizona.
I mean, I did have them when I lived here.
Allegedly.
There's a lot of animals that are illegal to have as pets.
So I'm like, yes, you're 100% right.
If some, if only pit bulls have a pitch.
Guys, have a popsicle?
No.
Oh, okay.
Aww.
They're mine.
Sad face.
Okay, so what?
What is a red flag in a guy?
Me, please.
Can we all get a popsicle?
Yeah, just don't suck.
I guess three popsicles.
What's a red flag?
A red flag?
Oh, I was just gonna say, like a guy who wears like lip gloss or like.
What?
Yeah.
Like guys that don't public who are just always like, yeah, me either.
They're always like.
Jeff's got a red flag.
That's a clock.
Chapstick is different.
I do think it's a little clock.
There's a very fine line to walk.
Like chapsticks sometimes will gloss their lip gloss.
I mean, there's chapsticks that don't do that.
Yeah, but like also one of the frosty lips.
That's awesome.
Right, yeah.
They're high.
Don't talk about riches.
But they could be using chaps.
If chapsticks, fine, but it's like, if you're literally a man and you're telling me, yeah, I just put some lip gloss on.
Fenty gloss bomb.
I mean, the guys who just walk around who are always like checking their angles and just like all the time.
I think that's weird.
Like a guy that's too into himself.
Is that what you mean?
Yeah.
Guys that are too into fashion.
Well, I just think the guy that cares too much about his, like, if he cares more about his looks than I care about mine, there's an issue there.
Yes.
You're supposed to be.
But guys into fashion, I like this.
Yeah.
And I know that we have to do that.
I mean, you can't be dressing well to an extent.
You could, but like, a lot of men are designers.
I'm obsessed with it.
Or like sagey.
I think like a sagey.
I actually like that.
Yeah.
I love it creative.
They're usually.
Fuck boys.
I mean, I will agree with you on that one, but I love it.
The guy's like, oh, I don't want to get my shoes dirty.
I'm like, oh, bro.
Man up.
What about guys that take selfies?
Oh, throw it in the chat.
If it's a mirror, then it's fine, I think.
Well, if it's like a week, it's different.
Yeah.
Like you're trying too hard.
A friend camera selfie for man's cream.
Like, unless it's like some like really cool, like purposeful bathroom.
If you're like standing on top of them, I'll take that.
But like, if you're just like at home in the car, you know how like, you know, we like, we lift like up in the car, you know?
Car selfies are cute.
No, a man and take that seat.
Carmen's gone.
No, she's taking a little breather.
If you're doing something cool, getting a picture is cool is fine.
But if you're just chilling, don't take pictures of yourself.
Look.
Okay, let's do a little toast here.
Okay, yeah.
A little toast for Pasty George.
Thank you for the champagne pop.
Pasty.
Salu.
Cheers.
Thank you.
I'd like to.
I did promise a land acknowledgement.
Let me see what chat GPT can kick up for me.
Like, did he tell?
What's the tribe?
What's his tribe?
Pasty?
Here, I'll just do the Chumash.
Pasty's in a tribe.
Land acknowledgement.
Home.
Acknowledgement.
Chumash.
Nice.
Okay.
We acknowledge that we are on the traditional.
Excuse me, it's really rude to interrupt.
A land acknowledgement.
Okay, I'm listening to the knowledge.
Do you want to apologize to the Chumash people?
You fucking jerk.
Yes, I did.
Into the mic.
You apologize to me.
I said to the Chumash.
Chumash.
Chumash.
Apologize.
I'm sorry to the Chumash.
The Chumash.
Okay.
I swear in school they called it the Schumash Casino.
Yeah.
Right?
I remember that.
Shoo Mash.
Casino.
We acknowledge that we are on the traditional and unceded lands of the Chumash people who have stewarded this region for thousands of years.
We honor the Chumash as the original caretakers of this land and recognize their enduring relationship with it, past, present, and future.
Awesome.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Did you just read that of something?
Like, what?
Did you just read that?
Yeah.
Got it memorized.
Yeah, that's right.
I memorized that.
He memorized that.
All right.
More chats coming through.
More chats coming through.
We have.
Don't read any more Pitbull stuff.
It's just going to upset me.
Oh, another one.
$70.
According to dogsbike.org, pit bulls were responsible for 66% of the 523 fatal dog attacks in the US between 2005 and 2019, accounting for 346 deaths out of the total during that period.
No one denied it.
And I'm going to defer back to your comment that you said.
No one denied that they were aggressive dogs.
Yeah.
Pasty George donated $70.
Your mom needs to be eradicated, Pasty.
Got it.
Yo, but you want to talk about my son?
Pasty, you're going to get it.
Pacy, you're going to let her talk to you like that.
Pasty, this is free game.
You want to talk about my son?
You're talking about my son needs to be eradicated.
Okay.
You started it.
You're a strong, independent Vietnamese woman, and you don't need no man.
No, I do need my man.
I do need my man.
Guys, I do.
You know, my wife wouldn't be going so hard right now if he was here for our son.
I love that.
Wow.
Guys, if you want, get the chat in, get a chat in.
Pasty George donated $70.
Brian, I am First Nations Cree.
I don't own casinos, but I'm a go-owner of a few.
I am working on my own casino in the future.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You should go on a trip to his cousin.
Wait, Pasty George, if you pop another ball of champagne, I will sing the Canadian national anthem.
Oh, do it.
Do it.
Oh, boy.
Did I just, I don't know.
Maybe I should.
Well, I said that.
You said it.
Can't take it back.
Can't take that shit back.
How am I going to drive home?
You're going to carry me on.
You drove?
Yeah, but I'm only like an hour away.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
I know.
We talk like this.
It's so bad.
My dad lives in Missouri and I got called out once by.
No, you're from.
You talk fine.
I wasn't watching you.
I just wanted to do the gay voice.
Oh.
Because he's.
Love it.
Love it.
Excuse you, Malia.
What did he say, motherfucker?
What did you say, motherfucker?
I mean, it sounds a little gay.
Are you into gay guys?
No.
I know who is.
You know who is too.
Who?
Her ex-boyfriend?
No.
No.
You know what, guys, we're doing?
We're lowering the TTS to $30.
$30 TTS.
Hey, Carmen, get back here.
Hey, can we give her some what's the thing we have?
We have an energy shot.
What is it?
Yeah, give Cam.
Give Carmen some Narcan.
Hey, give her some fucking Narcan so she can get back here.
Carmen, do you want your seat coated?
Give her some fucking Narcan so she can rejoin the table.
Carmen.
Hey, get off the balcony.
Don't let her on the balcony.
Hey, get her off the balcony.
Give her a super shot.
Carmen, sit.
Sit over there.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey.
Don't say it like that.
What do you mean?
She needs a strong authority figure in her life.
Okay, you're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
She needs some strong fair 20 years.
Carmen needs some strong male leadership.
She does.
She does, unfortunately.
She would thrive with some.
All right, boys.
Roast session.
Roast session.
We have energy shot.
Can you get an energy shot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
She needs a little pick-me-up.
She needs a dose.
Forward in one of the little teeny cute cuts, and she can keep it.
Carmen, can you scoot the mic that way?
No, move it, push it over.
Sydney's going to help you.
Sydney to the rescue.
LDS on the mission.
Oh, yes.
Pasty George donated $30.
Care 6.
Pit bulls are not humans or children.
Make a real human charge.
My smart adopt one and contribute to humanity.
Yeah, he can.
He protects me everywhere I go.
Nobody talks to me.
Nobody fucks with me because I have a pit bull next to me.
And that's why.
So he does protect me.
So when my man is not home, there is somebody at the door every single time.
So if anybody ever tries to get into my house, they're going to die before they even come close to me.
So exactly.
But you're proving his point, Kelly.
But yes, I love that phrase.
I needed a pit bull.
I do not think anyone's going to be able to do it.
I think a woman, I think a single woman with a pit bull is needed, especially if they're living alone.
I think a woman who is single and she lives by herself and has a big dog, that's really good for them because that's their protection.
You can't protect her.
Yeah, it's going to be great when you're taking him for a walk and you can't even control him on the leash.
That's why you train them, Brian, so that they don't do that to you.
Do you know what you're doing?
You're making it sound like her dog is going to drag her down the street.
That's literally what pit bulls do.
No, it's on that.
I walk my dog twice a day every day.
How much does he weigh?
My dog weighs 60 pounds.
You can hold on to him.
My dog's 90 and I can hold on to him.
Yeah, my dog's 60 pounds.
I promise you.
How tall are you?
Me?
5'3.
Your dog weighs 90 pounds?
Yeah.
What breed?
He's a lab.
He's large.
His dad is large.
That's big.
If your dog wanted to, your dog is stronger than you.
Well, but I can hold him.
Like, he's not.
Like, if I have his leash and maybe I have to hold on to something, he's not dragging me down the street.
I'll tell you that.
If a 90-pound dog is motivated, he's definitely ripping you down.
A five-foot-three woman, he's ripping you down the street.
I'm telling you.
And he is not well trained.
He will take off after other dogs.
And I've held on to him.
So you know this.
Felicity, get back here.
I disagree with the pit bull.
Get back here, Felicity.
But Brandon is wrong.
I have three pit mixes, and they vary in temperament.
They already minister propensity for carnage, but I'm careful with dogs.
I don't hate.
I don't hate pit bulls, but let's talk the truth.
They're a dangerous breed.
That is, aren't they more aggressive than others?
Of course.
That's like 100%.
You're totally right.
You're totally right.
But what you're saying, this is just going on for a while.
You know how we have like the small.
You know how you will accept a girl?
You'll look past her.
She has a big labia?
Yeah, so she has a big labia.
You know how you can look past that?
Okay.
Right.
So there's a lot of girls out there that probably have big labia, and you can look past all of their other flaws.
Well, correct?
I'll look past some things.
A lot of their flaws.
You can look past their flaws if they have a big labia.
Something.
No, no, no, no.
Brian, you can't go back on it.
You already said that.
I said it.
Yeah.
I said I would look past certain things, I'll give them a pass on certain things.
Right.
If they have a big labia.
Yeah, but she can't be a crazy bitch.
I know.
So I can look past the fact that pit bulls are really, really aggressive, but my pit bull literally protects me with his life and doesn't let nobody even come close to me.
So I can look past the fact that most pit bulls are aggressive because mine's not.
Yeah.
I go ahead, Melia.
Speak.
You're a bad person.
I love Vash and I love her pit bull.
That's why it's kind of hard to debate this.
Bro, tell him, you know, Vash.
No, Vash is like the innocent.
Tell me, Vash is not like one of the best trained dogs that you've seen.
Vash listens.
He's a great trained dog.
But as far as his species and the way he has, he's not a human.
It's hard to kind of put him in the same category as like he will never do no wrong.
He's like a mind.
That's really why I'm trying.
I'm going.
Shut up, shut, shut.
Chuck, chuck.
Shut up, shut up.
You need to check.
Hey, Felicity, read this.
The moment Felicity gets fat, it's so over.
I'm actually trying to gain weight.
I know me too, girl.
It's really hard.
It's hard for us.
I'll get you on my program.
Okay.
All right, guys, we're going to move off the pit bull shit.
Roast the girls.
Roast the girls.
They're roasting us right now.
They're roasting my dog, right?
They're literally roasting my son.
It's like owning a gun with a mind of it too, but you can't control it.
No, it won't.
Yes.
Yeah, my safety on it, my boy.
That's why you have a safety on it, my boy.
And that's what people fuck up at is they don't have safeties on their guns.
And that's why people are stupid.
Guns don't kill people.
People do.
Oh, okay.
Pasty George donated $30.
It's acting shippy.
Do you realize that using your pit bull dog to intimidate others is akin to being a bully?
Be careful.
What?
One day you will scare the wrong person with a gun and they will shoot your dog.
Again, I'll respond to this.
So, like I said, if you feel like you're scared of my dog, walk on the other side of the goddamn street.
The fuck.
It's not my problem that you're scared.
Bye.
Yeah.
It's just a liability, man.
It's a liability.
I know.
So if you're scared, come on, no, but your dog.
Come on.
But my dog's not going to do nothing.
So go on the other side of the street if you're scared.
We'll check in in 10 years and see how things are going.
My dog's going to be 10 times 100 times better in 10 years.
All right.
Rapid fire questions here.
Senior Chloe.
Senor Chloe.
Rejoin the table.
Senior.
Senorita.
Senora.
Senora.
She's your medium titty goth girlfriend.
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
Medium titty.
Well, there's the big titty goth girlfriend, but no, I'm huge off go for us.
I see.
Okay, there it is.
Oh, I love that for you, girl.
Let's see here.
What rapid fire, guys, TTS.
$30 TTS.
Boys, get it in.
Also, let's do Twitch really quick.
Twitch.tv/slash whatever.
Also, Venmo.
No, I'll get on Venmo if you whatever paid on Venmo Cash App if you want to support.
Guys, oh my goodness.
It's been two hours since we've had a Prime Sub.
Guys, I think it's bugged.
Holy shit.
I think it's bugged, boys.
Drop a Prime sub.
I think it's bugged.
Help us out, boys.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm scared.
I think it's bugged, boys, or Twitch's.
What's that?
The BAL video?
Oh, I don't know.
What video?
Rapid Fire.
Maybe.
If somebody.
I'll do the BAW if somebody in the TTS ask for it.
Hold on.
Boom.
Boom.
Thank you, Mind Games, for the prime.
You fixed it.
Say so NZ donated $30.
Seat six, your full delusional.
You have no idea about pit bulls.
Oh, my God.
Many have been perfectly trained and still rip apart children and not perfect.
No need to go from this society, they are not.
Mine is, though.
So, that sheep who is perfect, but pit bulls aren't.
But we'll just move on in the conversation.
Oh, okay.
What years were World War One?
Let's just do what decade.
History is a bad thing.
World War II.
Yes.
Quick.
1928.
Wait, which one?
World War One.
1928?
Okay.
Years for World War I.
Oh my God.
You can do decade.
I'll do the 1920s.
1920s?
Okay.
What about you?
That sounds right to me.
Yes.
Just say it.
Yes.
Yes.
Give us a decade.
20s.
20s?
World War One ended in 1917.
Oh, actually.
I know.
I was going to say 1914 is when I think I didn't start 19.
Okay, ended when?
I don't know when it started.
Is it 14?
I don't know, 1917.
I don't know.
Wasn't it like three years?
Okay, Kelly, what about you?
I think it was 1912.
And I think it was.
I think it was 1912.
And then I think it was 17.
Felicity?
1914 to 1918.
Oh, she knows the answer.
I was just about to say, I changed my answer to 1914.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, 1914 to 1918.
What years?
What years?
How about this?
What was the primary decade of World War II?
I know this one.
I think it is.
1930s.
Okay, what about you?
30s.
30s?
Okay.
Carmen?
30s.
30s.
I thought it was the 40s.
30s.
I miss old Carmen.
Lots of 40s.
I missed her.
I thought it was the first.
She's so mean to me.
I think it's the first time.
Wait, sorry, what did you say?
1940s.
1940s.
40s.
Kelly?
The 40s to the 70s.
40s to the 70s.
I believe.
Or 50s to the 70s.
No, wasn't World War II really long?
No.
No, you know what?
She's right.
World War II led into Vietnam.
Okay, that's what I'm thinking.
I mean, that's what I'm thinking.
She's Vietnamese.
Thank you.
I'm glad you know what I was thinking.
I knew the Vietnam War was a part of World War II.
Well, by that logic, you didn't say World War I led us to rolled into World War II.
It was like 1938 to 1945 or something.
1939, 1945.
So primary.
That was close.
1940s.
Yeah.
You know what?
We're going to let some of us come through and then we'll do more questions.
H.T. George donated $30.
Care 6.
Why should other people walk on the other side of the street for you and your pit bull dog?
Why do they have to give up their rights to the middle?
I mean, because I'll tell you right now.
They exist.
Because they, thank you, baby.
Pitbull is an umbrella term, not a breed.
American Staffordshire Terrier, American Pitbull Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, American Bully.
All pit bulls, completely different breeds.
All right, fine.
Bashi Pooh is a Staffordshire Terrier.
This isn't, this doesn't.
Okay, so we get that pit bull is an umbrella term.
That doesn't do anything to refute our argument here.
If the distribution of like maimings and deaths and child killings and injuries and killing other dogs, if it's still proportionately all those breeds that you listed that fall under this umbrella term of pitbull, then there's obviously something going on there.
So like, I don't understand the point.
Like, do we see a representation of this sort of temperament in like the retriever, the various retriever, like golden, there's golden retriever, Labrador Retriever.
There's all kinds of different, like, you know, we don't see the same behavior in the other categories.
So terry, they're like terriers.
I don't know.
I'm not a fucking dog.
Well, I have a comment to that why they should walk on the other side of the street.
It's like trying to say, like, I should deal with your trauma instead of you.
If you're the one that has the issue, you should walk on the other side of the street.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, you should take steps to protect yourself and be vigilant, but also like, but you're assuming.
Yeah, but why do I have to, if I'm comfortable and I'm okay, why do I have to be the one to be vigilant towards other people?
I think that if they are scared, then they should be the ones taking those actions.
You're going to say McKinley.
It's funny.
What's going on over there?
This is the hill we're going to die on.
All right, next thing.
Yes.
Oh, who's Mary?
Who's Mary?
Oh, yes.
It's a secret.
She's very pretty.
We can't talk about her.
Oh, Mary is a little bit more.
Do you know this guy, Mary?
No fucking clue.
Jack, you have to pay, you have to pay or do another message because you have to pay the sim tax if you're going to simp.
What's the sim tax?
They just have to send another TTS.
Oh, come on, Brian.
$1,000 and we'll show you guys who Mary Sim up.
The CDC stopped tracking fatal attacks by breed in the early 2000s because they couldn't get reliable data since nobody could accurately tell the breeds apart.
There are dozens of pit bull two halves.
Jack attack, pay the sim tax.
You know what?
Do this.
Send in.
Send in 300.
And we'll do a Mary Reveal on camera.
Oh, wait.
We will do a Mary reveal on.
Can I say something?
You asking.
Okay.
Am I a sex worker?
I was just going to say, it's kind of like Findom, because like you.
What the fuck, Malia?
I thought we were homies.
I thought you were my cock agent.
I'm not biased, but I knew she's coming from.
Finish your sentence.
Kelly liked that one.
I'm a real man.
Kelly's also my crack agent.
It's giving a little bit Findom, though.
What?
I don't know.
Wait, what was that word?
Financial dollars.
They're basically saying, like, if you want to see this hot woman, you need to pay up.
Gotcha.
Well, period.
Pimping ain't easy.
Like, the Findom kind of vibe.
The Findom.
It's a reward for simping.
I'm punishing the simping.
What?
No.
You do reward them because you were going to sing out the national anthem.
That's a reward.
That's not Findom, though.
No, but they're paying for a service.
He's a fun guy.
But I think exposing yourself online and then showing your face for fun is different.
And you're absolutely correct.
That is different.
It is different.
Yeah, it is different.
I was making an observation.
I'm going to Findom.
I'm going to Findom you right now.
Go get your purse.
Get me some money.
Do you know what?
We were in the car on the way here and a mam gave me £400.
Oh, yeah, you did say that.
You guys, he gave you.
A man had a home.
Yeah, so I was on my phone.
Gotcha.
And he was just sending me money.
Well, it wasn't on the street.
No, he was just sending me a lot of money.
He just said that.
It's funny, but can you go get your purse and give me 500?
Like all the money you have in it?
I don't have cash.
You don't have cash.
You don't have any cash left.
So it's in the safe in my case.
You don't even put like a little bit of a paper.
I've got $80 just in case I get trapped somewhere.
Yeah.
Do you have any British money?
I might have £10.
Get me £10.
You want to see it?
I want to have it.
Go get it.
Get me a chicken and a cock.
Chachan.
Check-in.
Chachan.
Get me a check-in.
Chochon?
Scousers.
Chachum?
The scouse.
Okay, what the fuck are we doing?
I fear everyone's lost their mind.
Everybody, I think we're getting a contact high from Carl.
She's like, I don't know.
She's been contacted.
Okay.
Name three countries.
Go.
And you can't repeat.
United Kingdom.
United States of America.
Yeah.
Spain.
Yacht.
Period.
Think ya.
Okay.
Next.
Sorry.
We can't use United States, UK, and Spain.
Three countries.
Name three countries.
Go.
Malia, quick.
We did what?
Malia.
Spain.
Right here.
Right here, Malia.
Stop the check.
Three countries go hard.
Three countries go.
Let's do China.
Yep.
Period.
Fuck.
Africa.
Fake.
Girl.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no.
You're good.
Keep going.
Keep going.
One more.
One more.
You're good.
There's plenty of countries to choose from.
You got this.
One more.
Let's do in.
No, that's.
Let's do India.
Yep.
But Africa's not a country, so one more.
I know.
Fuck.
The champagne's kicked in.
Okay, sure.
Blame it on this.
Alcohol.
Blame it on.
Carmen.
Canada, Berlin, Montreal.
Carmen.
Or wait.
She just did it.
Wait.
She did.
She was.
Oh, she said Berlin.
Canada, Berlin, Montreal.
Berlin, Montreal.
What was the second?
Berlin.
Berlin.
Berlin is in that country.
That's a city.
In Montreal.
In Montreal.
I was like, Montreal is not a country.
Wait, one more.
Come on.
Wait, I said one more.
Just one more.
China.
I said Africa.
Africa's not a country.
That's a continent.
That's a continent.
Babe, that's a continent.
Oh, my God.
What in Africa?
Ghana.
Period.
Love it.
Okay, Sydney, go ahead.
Slovenia, Croatia, and Poland.
Okay.
Argentina, Thailand, and Mexico.
I can't believe no one said that.
Vietnam, Japan, and Malaysia.
Norway, Germany, Italy.
Sweet.
Why'd you give me two shits?
South Korea.
Period.
North Korea.
Why not the easiest shit?
That's not easy.
Moncho?
Do me up.
Do me up in the comments, please.
All right.
Let's see here.
We have.
That was some of me.
We have next question.
Name one continent.
Not Africa.
Africa.
Asia.
You can't repeat.
Aww.
You broke call.
Wait, I forgot the question.
Continent.
Name one continent.
The USA.
Oh.
No.
One continent.
Name one continent.
South America.
Period.
There we go.
There we go.
What?
Europe.
Okay.
North America?
Australia?
Was that said yet?
No.
No?
What did you guys say?
Someone said Asia.
There's only two more left, I think.
No, there's only one left.
There's only one left.
Wait.
Africa.
One left.
Yeah, one thing.
No, it's not the one.
It's the one nobody's.
It's no.
No one knows it.
Is it Anthony?
Oh, you can't help her, bro.
What the fuck?
I forgot what you guys said.
I know all the continuous.
She didn't remember who said what.
It's the one nobody cares about.
That's crazy.
Pasty George donated $30.
Oh, you have to be careful and somebody said there was two.
That's quiet, quiet, quiet.
That has been historically proven to have been bred for fighting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
And he's trained.
Real good.
If you are worried about pit bulls in your house, don't have one.
If you're worried about them or any potential violent attacks on your person, don't live in a booth.
Amen.
Yeah, what does that mean?
Bob understood.
Classic clock.
Selena, thank you.
So we put two thoughts together.
It means common sense.
Bottle of water.
Oh, I could bear that.
Come on.
What you want me to say?
How I would say it.
Yeah, sure.
Bottle of water.
Okay, well, there you go.
Do you know people that say bottle water?
She's diety.
Look at that.
She's that innate.
So who says who says it weirdly?
I say bottle of water, but that's just because I pronunciate my words.
So you have heard people really just ba-la-wah.
No, I'm not already that heavy.
Next thing.
Who there's we got almost everyone here single except well for me and me.
And yeah.
Have you ever had a roster?
Not really.
Have you ever slept with two guys in the same day?
God, no.
Have you ever had a roster?
Not necessarily sleeping with, just like dating multiple guys at the same time.
No, not physically.
Spiritually?
Telepathic.
No.
Just like on social media.
Like, I feel like we all have that, you know, roster on social media that now we can talk about.
How big was your roster?
I don't know.
It was a good size.
Carmen.
Yeah.
Have you ever had a roster of guys?
Sort of, yeah.
Meeting your every need.
Or not, I guess.
I fucked two guys in the same day before, but I don't know what to do.
What about 72-hour guy?
I'm on my roster.
Wait, you effed two guys in the same day?
Yeah.
Okay.
But it wasn't in sex work.
That was just like when I was.
Was it a three sound?
No.
Funsies.
No, I like.
Was it back-to-back?
Yeah, I like hook up with my like eggs, and then like right afterward, it's like a cute guy hit me up, and I was like, uh, might as well not pass that up.
So I went to there.
You don't feel like crap?
No.
You washed it, though, first, right?
Cleaned up.
Oh, my God.
Cleaned up a little bit before they second one?
Yeah, probably.
Maybe.
No, I don't have a roster, so I haven't had a bunch.
Roster?
Ever had a roster?
I mean, back in the day, I guess.
Like, if you're talking to multiple guys, yeah.
How big was her?
Max three.
Kelly?
Ever had a roster?
Yes.
In high school.
She's not a player.
She just crushes me.
Yeah, I dated people in high school.
How big was the roster?
Five?
I wasn't fucking them.
Felicity.
Yeah, no.
Roster?
No.
Okay, you player.
Oops, I fucking knocked it.
But like, what do you mean?
Okay, Felicity.
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Yeah, sex is indifference about others' fear with her dog.
Oh, my God.
Why did I?
Like, stop talking about it.
Damn, Felicity's.
Like, oh, my God, never dogs.
It was my fault.
Hey, Brian, please do not sing the Canadian anthem.
Okay.
He said no.
Don't do it.
Do you even know?
Including the influential Salonira, the Indian Act.
Here's to the 31st.
I know I can sing part of the Australian national anthem.
What about the British national anthem?
Not a clue.
Can you sing it?
Not a clue.
Don't know it?
No.
No.
I think it goes something like, we have lost our soul remaining territory to foreign invaders.
You actually kind of sing good.
Calm down, Felicity.
I know you like musicians.
What is the German national anthem?
But she wrote her hair.
The German.
Nick, find Erica.
Google.
You've played it before.
She knows one tongue.
I don't know.
The Erica song.
That's the German national anthem.
I think.
I'm pretty sure, right?
Pretty sure.
isn't it i think that's the was that the british national anthem Did I sing that right?
Is it the German of Erica?
Is the German blessed anthem?
Erica, the Erica song?
Yeah, you want me to play it?
Yeah, play that shit.
Yeah, I hope this is just.
Why are you playing this?
Because it's important for the culture.
Okay.
Do it for the vibe.
Okay, the vibes.
I'm here for the vibes.
Is it playing?
Multicultural, you guys.
Yeah, I most definitely.
Three races.
Hello?
Hello?
Lower it, lower it, lower.
I love bands.
Oh, this one.
Wait, what?
Wait, this is the most German thing ever.
Wait, where's your German actual anthem?
Oh, okay.
Military one.
Hey, Chad, calm down.
Wait, stop it, dick.
Stop it.
The chat.
Why would you do that?
What are they saying?
It's not a...
They're going to say that...
It's not a racist.
No.
It's not like a racist song or something.
It's not a German thing.
I mean, their old one was like, take down all other nations with the purists.
But they changed that.
No, but that's like a marching song.
That's not.
That's their military one.
That's not even their actual anthem.
Pasty, bro.
I can't see your super chats because it's freaking Canadian money.
And the music.
Oh, my God.
Is Canada even real?
Not really.
Just kidding.
31st days.
I love Canada.
I love Canada.
Have you been?
Nope.
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What on?
Considering what else you need to do?
Volume?
Champagne.
No, he doesn't eat anymore.
Yeah, we're getting cut off.
I don't have to take him home.
What can I do?
I already.
Who's going to drive him?
I'm good.
I'm fine.
Someone's going to have to drive us.
Barely had any.
On an empty stomach, Brian, like me.
Wait, what?
Yeah, go get some empty stomach.
Yeah, where's the pizza?
You didn't even get us pizza.
Yeah, because you guys got pizza before.
That's because they ate with Kelly's and that's basically.
Has anybody here ever had a threesome?
Yes.
Show of hands.
Show of hands.
Carmen.
Kelly, threesome?
Threesome?
No, no, no.
Threesome?
More than a threesome?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Was it guy, guy, girl, or a girl, girl, guy?
Two girls and one guy.
Okay.
Anyone had a ho faze?
Show of hands.
Kelly?
What was Kelly?
Kelly, get back here.
Bring your pizza.
You can bring your pizza.
Oh, what about my pizza?
Carmen.
My pizza.
I'm going to air for you.
I'm going to get back.
Wait, wait.
What was your ho faze?
Me?
Sleeping with my aunt troll.
That was your ho faze.
Carmen.
What was your hofe?
What did it look like?
Face.
He was all over the place.
What are you doing, bro?
This is yesterday.
Yesterday was today.
Oh, the day before.
Your ho faze.
Your face was yesterday.
Damn, bro.
You guys are going to have a weird fucking ride down.
Stop, brian.
You're just trolling.
My brain cells.
I don't think she should.
Okay.
Okay, forget it, Carmen.
All right, Kelly.
You had a hofaz.
What was it?
In high school, I was just talking to a couple guys going on dates.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Good times.
Good times.
Anyone here hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?
We know you did it.
What about you?
Why would you think of me?
I'm asking a question.
No.
Calm down, lady.
Fucking she's tripping.
Have you?
No, I only have one body.
Okay.
You haven't.
Almost done.
We're almost done.
We're gonna wrap soon.
I'm very happy to repour it.
Keep it together, folks.
No.
No.
Not okay.
Is it a deal breaker if a guy uses the word retard?
No.
Or retarded?
No.
People are soft nowadays.
Sydney's like green flag.
Deal breaker, Malia?
It looks like you want to say it's a deal breaker.
No, it's not a deal breaker.
I just don't like it.
If he's yelling at a retard, you're a retard.
That's a red flag.
But if he's like, I'm a retard.
It's a demonic possession, bro.
And I love it.
Yeah, wait, Sydney, you need to do some, like, some sort of, like, I don't know, some Some sort of.
Get her the fucking holy water.
Look, she's fucking exorcist.
Yo, Sydney, fucking, can you do literally an exorcism?
No, I don't believe in exorcism.
I think it's Catholicism that does that.
I do believe in demons and whatnot, but you think so.
I mean, we can pray for her, but I definitely.
Brian, I always think something's wrong.
Oh, dear.
He thought he was ironing masks.
Are you fucking dancing to that, like, to the fucking stormwind music?
Brian, I do have something.
Come on, Brian.
Come on.
Oh, no.
That's not necessary.
Thank you.
Wow.
I've never seen that matched with a sexy dance?
Yeah.
Go ahead, Sydney.
Well, I hope you take this in good humor, but I do have something that could help.
So this is a gift to you.
I hope you take it in good humor.
The Book of Mormon.
Yes.
In the good missionary spirit.
Did you sign it?
I started writing your name, and then it was in the Uber, and I couldn't finish it.
I see.
Yes.
The Book of Mormon.
That is for you.
Where's the part about the aliens and planets?
The aliens and planets.
Isn't that a good thing?
Yes.
What are the, what's it called?
It's called DNC Doctrine and Covenants, and it's in a different book.
It's not in the Book of Morph.
Oh, but there is.
But there is stuff in there, yeah.
Well, because, like, what stuff?
What's that about?
What planet stuff?
Oh, you mean like co-op?
Something else.
And you think you have Scientology.
Are you thinking of like co-op?
Because like, like, Christians do generally believe in, like, co-op as, like, heaven or something.
Nope.
It's like a separate world.
I have a question with the Red Bryce.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
I will actually, I'll add it to the bookshelf behind me.
I'll give you a little bit of a pleasure.
I'll have you take a moment to read it.
I don't want to get it wet.
So I'm going to just put it right here.
Actually, here I'll just put it.
Can I hold it?
No.
It will catch on fire.
And I don't want to do that.
It will catch on fire.
Okay.
That's the words that important, not the bad.
All right.
Let's see here.
Oh, is it a deal breaker if a guy has a podcast?
Yes.
It's true.
No.
No.
It depends on what he's making his money for that 200K a year podcast.
I'm like, if it's a super macho bro, like, like, masculine podcast, maybe, but it's like a more men podcast.
What if it's like a failing podcast, but it'll be pushed.
Oh.
I saw that's a line messing.
Yeah, but it's a little bit more than a little bit of a red pilled LDS.
So super extreme.
Red pill.
I mean, I did have a question earlier when we were talking about like how much you want your man to make.
Does it matter what type of work he's doing in order to make that money?
Sorry, what?
So like when we were talking about how much you want your man to make, does it matter what type of work that he's doing?
I say.
Wait, can you do?
Can you do like.
No.
Like a rat.
Yeah, like.
Never mind.
I feel like we're on a horror podcast now.
No, a little bit.
Carmen's been sweet.
No, horror.
Like, she's giving us, like, What?
Coming.
You tried to twist that to make it a possible.
Oh, dear.
Carmen, stop molesting your belly ball.
It might be your belly button alone.
Oh.
Okay, go ahead with your podcast.
Yeah, back to the bottom.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Let her go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
So when we're talking about what we want our man to bring, like how much we want them to make, does it matter what type of work he's doing to make that money?
Yes.
I hope he's not spending or anything.
He can't be a porn star.
Okay, but like, I'm specifically talking like blue collar work.
You can't look away.
Oh, no.
You have to look into the camera.
Go ahead.
I'm talking more like blue collar work versus white collar.
Like, does that matter to you guys?
No, absolutely.
I would approach a white collar.
I love a blue collar.
See, that's interesting to me.
I want them to stay at home.
He's working hard.
I feel like you can appreciate what he's doing so much more.
Absolutely.
That's what I'm saying.
I think physical labor is more appreciated.
Of course.
But I hope people that are watching are also realizing that the number I'm stating is for like children and for like a home and for to supporting the family.
$500,000.
But $500,000 is way more than you need to do.
No, but I'm saying that was like an unrealistic world.
Okay.
Dreamwork.
But I said $200K realistically.
I'm hoping.
But like my question was more tailored to blue collar versus white collar because I feel like in society these days we frown upon labor work.
Like everybody wants like it's work smarter, not harder, but like I'm just going to do all the other stuff.
Also, there is a study that I did just read about a lot of students now.
Students are graduating with no kind of skills.
They're just graduating with the degree and a specific skill set is going to is going to get you a job way faster and it's going to get you a secure job way way faster than just getting that degree.
So blue collar workers have skills.
So those blue collar workers will be employed for most of the time.
You're not going to have to worry about them, you know, whatever.
But yeah, they're going to be employed.
So I admire hardworking men in general.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with no blue collar worker.
We love them.
I just have a question that Panda have a lot of people.
White collar worker, cool.
Hey, you make your money as long as it's not illegal.
As long as it doesn't affect me.
If he's a blue collar, he's not going to have enough.
So not true.
And he likes the old shy guy.
That's just laziness.
Yeah, that is just laziness because you can't get in home.
They work from like five in the morning till like 5 p.m., right?
Well, it depends.
It depends.
These blue-collar workers are working from fucking 5 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Right.
Like the white collar.
The white collar workers, they're also working.
My boyfriend is a white collar worker.
He works from, like, depends on, depend on the day, but most of his shifts are 10 hours.
Does he work from home?
Like, an electrician doesn't do as much manual labor.
Like, it's not as hard, but it is a blue-collar job.
Well, so, like, a plumber or a concrete.
For example, my husband is a fire protection system fitter.
Like, so he does fire protection systems in like industrial buildings and stuff.
Like, that is hard labor, but he's working like 10-hour days.
So, but he's home in the afternoon.
Like, that's the thing because they start so early.
They're home in the afternoon.
So, like, he like hangs out and chills and does whatever he wants.
And then I get home at four and we're fine.
We hang out.
We have dinner.
Oh.
Yeah.
I think just a providing man is just all that matters.
Yeah.
And also for the blue collar workers, too, if you're worried about them like not having time for you, because they work in the morning, they do get off at like three.
And then you guys have the whole rest of the day to take it.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's just laziness, if you ask me.
Yes.
He must not.
Or not taking you into consideration.
Because you know, you can also spend time together, but apart.
Like, you're doing your own thing, but you're together.
Like, that's a thing.
If your man like provided enough that you could have kids have a stable home, would you guys choose to stay home?
Yeah.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I want to stay home.
Good.
Your family.
I love that question.
I've actually been waiting to talk more about that stuff, but I'm glad you asked that.
Do you want to stay home?
No.
You want to stay home?
I say, I'm only why I said that I feel like a lot of times the modern day men do not want to be the providers and actually do not agree with traditional man and woman morals.
So I wanted to talk more about that today.
Like how a lot of our modern men these days do not want to pay for your guys' dinners.
They want it to be 50-50 and actually do not, and are not ready to provide for a family.
And I think that's a big discussion we didn't have today.
I think it's important.
I think it's important.
Because if females, if all they're wanting to give is like sex and quick relationships, not any real, then why would men want to pursue that?
So I think it's two-sided where it is.
It honestly does start with what had happened.
I think feminism had a big part of that of the reason why men want to act the way that they want to act.
That's 100% true.
It definitely was feminism that pushed this new wave of men.
But it is, I think, in my opinion, it is still true that a lot of people just are really soft nowadays and can't handle it.
Can't handle a lot of things.
Women can't handle a lot of things.
That has to do with men and what it's like being with a man like this.
And then a lot of men, they just don't, they don't want to be a provider.
I just have reading.
Men don't want to be independent nowadays.
It's weird.
Absolutely.
I've just experienced a lot of men being scared of providing for a woman.
And that's why I was just kind of after the conversation.
I do have a theory that nobody wants to have to take care of somebody else.
I think if you have to take care of somebody else, it becomes a chore and it's not out of love anymore, right?
Now, if you're providing for your partner, like this is something you discussed, like you're going to stay at home and I'm going to go work.
That's totally different.
But if you're starting to expect somebody to take care of you, I think that's where that line is drawn.
Well, if I expect somebody to take care of me, but I'll in return do the housework.
But again, that's the conversation.
You've had that conversation.
Well, yeah, if you're dating, then that should be like one of the first things you talk about.
But like women just expecting things, that's very wrong.
Yeah.
And how do you general standard, though?
How do you guys feel about like a woman who fully can provide for themselves and is with a man that kind of refuses to be a provider, even though he knows his woman can provide for herself?
I think that's their relationship.
Yeah, that's what she chose.
I definitely don't agree with it.
I wouldn't ever choose that for myself.
Okay.
It's a preference at that point.
Okay.
No, he's a pussy.
Sorry.
Go for it.
So we're just talking about general conversation.
No, I know.
General conversation.
If a man doesn't want to take care of his woman, I think they're a pussy.
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Kwani Harmon tells us about being saved by Christ.
Plot twists.
I hope to never live in that reality, and I'm very happy to be a wholesome person.
Jesus Mazy.
Thank you, Char.
Good to see you in the chat.
Appreciate it, man.
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The reason why good men don't want to pay for dates anymore is that women have used men for free meals for far too long.
That's true.
They have had enough.
I can see where he's coming from with that.
Yes.
I definitely think it is a sense of what I'm saying.
I would call it donated $30.
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Brian, you've got the lint on your arm.
Let women fight with Brian more, please.
Oh, damn.
I definitely think something that Brian talked about in episodes past, too, was, like, why should men have to pay for the date if it doesn't go anywhere?
Or I think, is that one of your favorite things?
That's not my position.
Yeah, that's just like I debate on the who should pay things.
Yeah, devil's out of it.
But it's never, my argument is never, well, if the man doesn't get anything out of it, that's never my argument.
Brian, I have a question.
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
Yes, go ahead, Malia.
I know you're so curious about my I just have never really watched of like one of the shows.
I kind of want to know your position on as far as like being a man and the role you play when it comes to a woman.
Do you believe in 50-50?
Do you believe in providing fully for your woman that you want to marry and have children with?
I'm just curious.
That's a good question.
So if I'm with a girl, she's my girlfriend.
I'm going to take care of everything.
Okay.
I don't know.
Is there more?
That's it.
That's it.
That was really easy, actually.
I was expecting a little bit more.
Did you explain the 50-50?
Those are good.
But if she expects it, though, like if she came at you expecting that, would you still feel the same way?
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take care of everything.
I don't want her to have to work at all.
Really?
Also, you're traditional.
Well, I don't think traditional is totally black and white.
Of course.
But in terms of the dynamic between a girl, like long term, yeah, I don't want her to have to work.
Okay.
And she won't have to.
I'm going to take care of everything.
She won't have to work.
Okay.
But I am going to have expectations when it comes to the household, when it comes to children.
Absolutely.
As you should.
But to your, I forgot if it was you or you asked me.
Like, I wouldn't want a woman who's like, has an entitlement.
She can want it, but if there's an entitlement, that's unattractive.
And then also just.
I guess, like, but if she came to you and she was like, you guys were obviously talking about dating and like what you want for your future.
And she was like, I expect you to do X, Y, and Z. You'd be okay with that?
No.
Like, if it's an expectation, like, you don't do this, like, this isn't going to happen.
What do you mean?
Well, I feel like the entitlement comes from wanting the traditional values, but then not returning the traditional values.
I think it's just like a, I think it's a standard that you set for yourself.
Like, no, my man is going to provide everything, but I'm going to be doing everything in return.
Okay.
So, like, traditional expects traditional.
You can't have somebody expecting traditional, not being traditional.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Okay.
But yeah, I mean, I would long-term relationship, I'm going to take care of everything.
She doesn't have to work.
But I am going to expect the bow.
I feel like I'm your wingman right now.
You know, the men in the live are like, ooh, yeah, the women are like, ooh, okay, Brian.
I mean, it's like mostly dudes watching.
Maybe, no, I'm happy because it can take notes off of, you know, how a man should really represent.
I guess, but, well, the but that I was going to say is I feel like a lot of women aren't deserving of that kind of treatment.
Of course, I agree.
Oh, yeah, a lot of women are not holding up their end of the deal.
But I want to say I hold men to this too.
If you're a guy and you have certain expectations on women, you need to hold up your end of the deal.
But women, I feel like they're failing to hold up their end of the deal when it comes to because very often you'll have really modern women, progressive, liberal, whatever, and they have traditional gender expectations on men, but they've they, what is the word?
They have not revoked.
I say this shit all the time.
How can I fucking forget?
Alcohol, I blame it on the alcohol.
Alcohol.
So don't judge me on my country list.
They have abdicated.
It's abstained.
Abandoned.
Neglected.
Abandoned.
Yeah, a lot of women have abandoned, not redacted.
What the fuck?
They're spelling out the big words.
Rescinded?
No, it's not.
Abandoned.
Rescinded would be surrendered, rescinded, now relieved.
It starts with an R. Not retard.
It starts with rebuked.
Revoked.
Revoked.
Revoked?
I don't know, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
You got a lot of modern women who are not traditional who want traditional treatment.
I think if you want traditional treatment, you got to be a traditional woman.
And I love that.
And I really do love that.
Hot tape.
Maybe, but I think women are way more selfish than men.
Oh, actually, not way more selfish than men.
Way more selfish by the way.
It's always about me.
By the way, when we talk about main character syndrome, it's usually about a woman.
A woman.
Most people don't thank you for their dates, which I find so.
Hey, guys, here's what we're going to do for the last like 10 minutes of the show.
I lowered the TTS to we're doing a effectively $20 TTS $19.99.
That's the one.
TTS.
Roast.
If you want.
Final call, last call, 10 minutes.
Literally the TTS roast.
Also, guys, you can do roasts and get some whatever merch.
Shopped out whatever.com.
You can make a purchase and then you can include a message in your purchase.
So we have t-shirts for like 30 bucks.
It includes.
So if you buy a t-shirt, you get a little bonus.
You can do a roast basically for just an extra, for an extra $10.
You get a t-shirt basically, at least for how the current price is for the roast.
$20 TTS.
Get them in.
Great and 10 minutes.
I like the slot one.
That one's cute.
Which one?
The slot one.
You are so welcome.
Can I have a john there?
Just want to make Brianna.
Give everyone a t-shirt.
What?
Because I.
Okay.
I need to get one.
Sure.
That's the power of the money.
Thank you, Rose.
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The reason that a lot of men do not want to marry Western women anymore is because of the divorce 304s that marry just for money.
That is true.
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Are we going to get to that?
It's because it says I'm a whore.
I think it actually looks really cute like that.
It looks good.
You should just never.
It's a statement I have.
You could probably sell that for a while.
I just don't think you should actually take the tape off because you're not a cheap war.
Well, you don't want to represent the title.
I love cheap.
It'll be a little bit more.
I just don't want her to wake up.
I love cheap hoors.
It's probably for the best.
She wants to be a cheap poor.
She can be a cheap.
Kidding.
It's not funny, baby.
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I married my wife.
We were very different.
You can make all things work with a strong man and a submissive woman.
That is so good.
You have to be able to change and grow together.
Rude.
Rude, Felicity.
Do I think getting married young is better?
Yo, Justin, thank you, man.
Because you can grow together.
Those stuff and junk.
Thank you, Stuff and Junk.
Always a good idea, too.
Wait, just a hot process.
Quiet, guys.
Quiet, guys.
We got to let Chaw come in here.
$20 TTS boys.
If you're actually curious why men have departed from the traditional roles, you expect, the answer is simple.
Women abandoned their feminine duties.
Men have no incentive to fulfill theirs for you.
But it's so crazy because they'll get a very traditional woman and still refuse.
Sometimes.
That does happen.
Sometimes.
Yeah, that happens.
That happens.
Oh, the bow video.
Okay, this is my expectation.
First.
Oh, did we do the laundry?
Did we talk about the laundry?
We did.
Like, barely, but I feel like, okay, play the bow first.
We'll play the bow.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Pasty George.
The bow.
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You guys are fucking legends.
Thank you, Rob.
You're just not finding the correct woman.
Not yet.
Yeah, like you can find someone that want to take care of you.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, if you're not, if you're not, have those exact same standards for yourself, then you can't expect it from someone else.
So it's not a good idea.
Exactly.
It's not a good idea.
Wait.
Sydney.
Uh-oh.
I love you, but I have to call you out.
But it's not really you.
It's not really me.
I gotta call you out, Sydney.
Okay, what is it?
All right.
Should I do it, Nick?
Yes.
Uh-oh.
You know what?
I'm a social assassin, so I guess I have to call it.
I'm nervous for you.
Okay, so randomly, like earlier, a couple hours ago, I got a text message on my personal number, which I don't give out.
Hello, Brian.
This is your brother.
My brother?
My parents and I are extremely disappointed with the way this episode is being handled, and we feel like nothing productive is being discussed.
Would you please tell Sydney that we'd like her to leave the podcast?
If she chooses not to leave, would you please at least start talking about things that matter and not just let those mentally and morally crippled girls talk about their horrible life decisions?
How did my brother find your number?
So I asked because he says, sorry, I'm not going to disclose that.
I'm honestly just worried about my sister and hope that this episode becomes higher quality.
I'm not going to share this number with anyone else.
I was just wanting to get that message to Sydney.
And then I was like, do you think that's appropriate to, like, do some little fucking internet thing, you know, try to, I don't know.
What is it?
Skip tracing or whatever.
You can see people's fucking numbers.
It's fucking weird.
That's fucking weird.
That's crazy.
That's fucking weird.
And then to text you live is even fucking weird.
During the show.
Go off, fucking.
I'm sorry, but that's fucking weird.
Like, if you're looking at fucking people's numbers and watching them on the show at the same time and texting them about it and telling him how to run his fucking show, that's weird.
Sorry, but it's weird.
But a line that's a form of stalking.
That's a form of stalking.
That's hella weird.
I would be fucking creeped out.
I would be like, bitch, what the fuck?
How the fuck did you get my number?
And you won't want to tell me how you're going to get my number?
I told him.
I was like, do you think that's appropriate to text me on my phone personal number?
I have no idea.
He is very, very protective.
And I think.
Is he like a private investigator or something?
What does your brother do for work?
He just got back from a two-year mission, actually.
What?
Bro, fucking.
How is he finding that?
I'm not even Mormon, bro, and they're already fucking coming for me, dude.
What the fuck?
I don't know how you got your number, but I probably do another shit.
Wait, what?
I said I have a hot take.
I think all.
Yeah, I think all religions are a form of a cult.
And they're only there.
That's interesting.
We don't have time.
Don't worry about it.
I don't have time to answer that.
What?
I really do appreciate your outlook.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I love what you stand for, but a lot of times they also like target Mormons.
But I mean, I do appreciate a lot of your guys.
It's like, you know, I mean when they say cold.
Chill out, Felicity.
My other part of that, though, is he was just saying that that's crazy.
That is crazy.
No, but I just had an epiphany about this.
So he says, I hope that you can understand where I'm coming from as a brother, sir.
Which is weird because I do have a sister.
So I don't know if he's trying to like and he found that during his skip trace.
You could know.
You can definitely find that.
You can find an incident two weeks ago.
By the way, two weeks ago, I never mentioned this on stream because it's fucking two weeks ago.
Guys, be quiet.
Two weeks ago, the reason we were like 30 minutes late, we had these two girls who came together with their manager and their manager.
I don't know if he was on drugs or drunk or whatever.
He was weird.
I'm trying to get the show going.
I'm super busy pre-show.
I get a call on my phone and it shows my, it says dad.
It says dad on my phone.
And so I pick it up and I'm like, what?
I'm already kind of nervous because, you know, like, why are you doing that?
Yeah, why is your dad calling?
My dad knows I'm doing the show.
So like, this must be emergency that my dad is calling me like right before the show.
And then it's another person's voice.
And my heart sinks.
I literally thought my dad died.
Yeah.
That's so scary.
I'm not even joking.
Like if you get a call from the next they spoofed my they spoofed his number.
But initially I thought, oh my god, he's fucking dead.
Somebody found his and I was like literally right before the show.
And then it's this fucking dude.
I'm like, who is this?
And he's being weird.
And then it's like, oh, can I, can I come up?
I came with those girls.
And I'm like, no, we have a no-guest policy.
And then, and then I'm like, yo, I got to go.
So I hang up.
And then he proceeds to do that.
And it pops up, mom.
So he spoofs.
Then he called for he called my sister.
Yeah.
Ryan, what the fuck?
This is the shit I deal with.
This is the shit.
I'm so sorry.
Public figure.
Public figure.
And so my sister called me and she, like my actual sister, didn't it wasn't him spoofing.
My sister calls me and she's like, hey, some fucking weird guy just called me.
I'm like, why the fuck is this weirdo?
I never, I've never talked to this dude.
Why is he calling my sister?
Just weird shit like that.
Now, your brother, he didn't do that.
What this other guy did was worse than what your brother did.
But like, and oh, you know, the funniest thing is I was telling the girls, I was like, yo, this is a security risk.
Like, we can't have you on the show if your fucking manager is like trying to contact my family.
That's so fucking weird.
That's bad.
And then I was like, you guys have to leave.
So we actually had, it wasn't a rage quit, but we had to kick two girls off the show.
Was it two weekends ago?
Yeah, it was two weekends ago.
Had to kick them out.
And then the guy proceeded to text me for like the entire show.
He was texting me.
And my sister was freaked out.
My parents were freaked out.
Rightfully so.
Yeah, because like, who's this fucking weirdo calling and shit?
And it's like, so, anyways, I recently had another experience like that.
I thought it was worth sharing.
You may need to change your number.
No, no, no.
Look, it's not that my number is out there.
It's that there are certain tools that you can use where you can, like, you just put in somebody's name, it'll give you okay.
So, it doesn't like actually say your number, it just says your name and like you're texting them.
Well, no, you can pay for for certain things, and you can literally, it's like $30 a month.
And you just look up someone's name, and it'll show you all their previous addresses, it'll show you all their previous phone numbers, it'll show you their job, their job history.
It'll show you everything.
I'll find your social media.
That's crazy, it'll pin everything.
Yeah, yeah, so well, so the internet is a crazy place, yeah.
So, there is look, there's ways you can like spoof numbers or whatever, but like to trick the caller ID.
I'm not, I'm not sure exactly how it works, but I know it is a thing.
And yeah, people get it like scam nowadays.
Apparently, he's AIDS.
He is a bail bondsman or something.
I don't know if that's like against the bail bondsman rules or some shit, but you know, like, for example, a police officer, like if he's trying to go on a date with a girl, it's technically like I think it's against their policy to like use background check, yeah, use police databases to like look that's not related to like investigating a crime.
If they're just like trying to do a background check on like on some girl they're gonna go on a date with, it's I guess I don't know if that's the same with bail bondsmen, anyway.
It's fucking weird.
Um, well, we're sorry about that, and that's crazy.
It's all your fault, Malia.
I blame you.
It's a passing woman brother, which I understand.
I don't think it has anything to do with human beings.
I think he's just a protective brother.
Well, yeah, I'm grateful for that, but I don't know if that was one of the best ways to go.
That is overstepping.
It's really overstepped.
I like because you're a grown woman, one, that's what I think.
And then, I don't know.
Well, but two, it's Brian's podcast.
He has to run it the way he wants to run it.
And the number, you found this random man's number.
That's the craziest part.
I just stopped finding the number.
He stalked you.
It is.
It is a bit.
And then, so he let's see.
He, oh, yeah, I was like, he says he apologizes for the direct communication.
And I told him, I was like, this is completely inappropriate.
And then he says, I believe that my texting you personally is the least inappropriate thing that has happened in the relation to the podcast tonight.
I'm grateful for the opportunity that you're providing to my sister as she joins you.
I was simply disappointed with the lack of intelligence and morals involved in the conversations so far.
From the clips that I've seen of your show before, there had always seemed to be a higher standard of the content and the debate.
Clips are taken out of context.
If you're not watching the whole show, you would have no idea.
Like this, like, I don't think we've gone off topic of what you normally discuss.
Well, regardless of if there's any merit to like his criticisms of the show or the panel or whatever, it's completely inappropriate to text, like find my personal number, text it, completely inappropriate.
Dude, ban these retards in the chat.
W protective brother.
Okay, that's a perma ban.
Yeah, it's never appropriate to it's fine to be protective.
It's fine to be protective, but to find my personal number and text it while I'm in the middle of a podcast, that's completely inappropriate.
There's no justification whatsoever.
Well, that to me is not protective because she's not in any danger.
Like, in order to be protective, you need to be in danger.
He just doesn't want her to be on the show talking about it.
That's a really good point.
That's a really good point.
She just doesn't want to be surrounded by more cross language than I guess.
Well, yeah, but you asked, hold on, Sydney.
You asked to be on the show.
No, I fully recognize that I willingly came on the show.
So we talk about dating and we'll talk about all kinds of topics.
I'm fully aware of this podcast.
And she's been on the show before.
So, this idea that, oh, well, this particular guest is just, I didn't expect such, you know, a kind of, let's just say, unique guest.
She's been on the show before, and she was on a very papua episode, and she had viral clips.
So, this idea, like, oh, you know, I don't know.
I love the haircut.
I'm sorry.
I saw that happening.
Well, but it's also like he doesn't trust you to stand your ground and stand for your morals.
Like, he's thinking that we're going to change your mind, and that's not the case.
And to have a different outlook on society and your views where you come from because it's so vastly different from the rest of us.
I think he also could have gone about it a different way.
He could have sent a $30 TTS until true.
He could have DM the Instagram.
Yeah, he could have DM'd the Instagram, like going, and I don't think he even sent a DM anywhere.
So, like, he skipped over all other lines of communication.
He went to an extreme.
I mean, he went to Christianity.
To go to do my cell phone, that's just my number.
That's weird.
I think they're very passionate about those beliefs.
I do believe that I do believe in my morals completely, but I don't know if it has to do with the podcast.
Yeah.
No, I think like you guys's morals and beliefs, like they kind of stray away from a lot what's going on in our podcast today.
You guys are a very, very strong religion, so I think that's hence why there's different values and ideas.
Nobody's criticizing the religion.
I'm making a criticism of a personal action taken that has nothing to do with the religion.
It's just inappropriate to like skip trace somebody's phone number to like very inappropriate.
I know he wanted to like call me out that bad.
Like, where are you interested in me?
Like, I don't know, man.
I don't know, chat.
What do you think?
Wait, somebody Ivan, having that data is privileged and to see it is one thing, but when you use it is wrongful.
Oh, he's talking about the bail bondsman from two weeks ago.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was a weird guy.
Do you know why he would do that, though?
I'm just confused.
I don't.
Yeah.
Like, do you think anything?
Maybe my parents are very protective too, so maybe they reached out and was just like, hey, maybe have her come off the podcast.
Did you tell your parents you were going on it?
Yeah, they're fully aware.
But again, protective means that you're in some sense of danger.
And I don't know about you, but I don't feel danger here.
They just seem upset that you're here with people who aren't beliefs as you.
Yeah.
No, I think it's just the way some people behaved.
I think it's a little bit more.
Well, I just think it's a little bit more extreme than they probably expected.
It's fun.
Okay.
Okay.
But that's part of the podcast.
And I came on here fully understanding that.
But you've watched full episodes, right?
Not just clips.
Okay.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
We're trying to defend this podcast, and you're doing this right now.
What?
What did you?
Oh, you're not watching.
Did I miss something?
She's just it.
She's just itching out.
This singing just hurts so bad.
It's all my instincts crawl.
She's ready to go.
She's done.
I don't know.
I'm weird.
Inappropriate.
Oh my god.
Strange.
Yeah, like I said, I don't think anything was strange off the cuff compared to other episodes.
Actually, this is probably tame compared to other episodes, honestly.
Wait, what?
Stop.
Oh, yeah.
This is a very good thing.
I mean, I've never heard you guys talk about dogs on here, at least since I've been watching.
Like, that was a new one.
I never heard that.
I did not.
No, I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm a dog mom.
I can't help it.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, I think this was way tame compared to other episodes that I've watched.
I don't know.
To me, I don't know.
I think otherwise.
I mean, it was like a little wild, but there's definitely been weird.
It came out.
I don't know.
It was fun.
It wasn't cheated.
It wasn't angry.
I don't think anybody here was angry.
My bad.
Wait, Kelly, what do you think about the whole number thing, though?
What number thing?
Like the brother texting me on my number?
Oh, I think that's...
No, I'm saying this because I know how people...
Because this shit's happened to me before.
Like, this shit is weird.
And I don't like that.
And I think that's weird.
For you to go out of your way to go and look somebody up and find a certain phone number to go and text them just personally without them even knowing who you are.
It's like an invasion of the stuff.
And then you skip them.
And then it's like you're watching.
I mean, I think it's also just the fact, like, I feel uncomfortable.
Like, you're literally watching us live and you're over here saying like this whole show is inappropriate and you want your sister to come off the show.
Like I understand the urgent reason that.
No, I understand the protective brother.
I mean, maybe I don't understand because my brother's not protective of me.
But I understand the whole protective thing.
But yes, I like you're watching the show.
You see your sister's not in any kind of harm at all.
No one's even around her.
No one's like.
I don't think it has to do with harm.
I think it has to do with something.
But it seems like.
Yeah, I think he's just disappointed of his sister.
Yeah, well, what?
And their community.
It is inappropriate.
That's an inappropriate.
But with those kinds of morals and respecting the religion and everything.
So maybe, okay, this might sound ignorant.
In the Mormon religion, do you guys look at other people as like, I don't know, like you look at this person and you say like, oh, like, you're like this, so I'm not going to fuck with you because you act like this.
But I mean, all of our communities are so different.
And I think that's why we're so comfortable.
I'm sure they were just shocked, shell-shocked, by, because it is more.
Oh, so you didn't prep them.
Yeah, you didn't tell them.
She didn't prep them.
I told mine on what podcast, but you just told them that they were going on a podcast.
Yeah, they know what podcast and they watch some clips, but you can't watch the clips.
The clips are taken out of context.
You have to watch an entire episode to know what you're getting at.
Yeah, but the clips are more wild to them.
Even if you only watch the clips, that would give you a good sense of like, okay, what you're getting into.
I mean, his things is big labias matter.
Like, you wear that almost every time.
It's true.
I mean, it's very good intentions, but his actions were inappropriate.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a good idea.
There should be accountability taken for those actions.
There shouldn't be a pass just because.
I'm just saying, like, how about this?
Like, how would your brother feel if a bunch of dudes who watch this podcast skip traced you and started texting you?
No, of course you wouldn't be comfortable with that.
That would be like a violation.
Your brother did that to me.
Yeah.
You have every right to feel the way that you feel.
That's what I'm saying.
And it's not just that.
It's not like the dude is in fucking Idaho.
The dude is in the vicinity.
And then that creates.
I don't know.
Creates a bit of a safety concern.
I'm not tripping.
I'm not tripping about it, but it is like it is on our radar for security reasons.
Sorry about that.
He won't do no harm.
He's not.
I'm not worried about it.
Chill.
Oh, no.
Is this what happens after sex?
Oh, my God.
Sorry, it was too soon?
Earlier.
This is so long.
For those who are just tuning in earlier in the show, she cries after sex.
Sometimes it's during too.
All right, we're gonna wrap.
We're gonna wrap.
I'm gonna let the chats come through.
Sorry for the delay on these.
Guys, he's giving up.
What?
I'm gonna cover some of the things I want to talk about.
I know.
There was so much I wanted to talk about, too.
Good show, guys.
Yeah, good show.
Wait, there was like stuff.
Yeah, there was other stuff that I wanted.
Yeah, we were like just talking about absolutely emptiness.
Like, I feel like you'd ask me.
I mean, like, okay, so what beginning was like how the internet is.
Shut up, Felicity.
Read this so I can get this.
Interesting podcast.
All ladies, very.
Wait, just stop.
Chill.
Chill out.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Nick, how do you want to proceed here?
Nick, you're our security guard?
Where's the security?
All right, she's just look, she's taking a breather.
Here, stop.
Guys, be quiet.
God damn.
That's why it's going on so long.
Interesting podcast.
I have had a Yorkshire pudding that raised.
Wake up.
Let Felicity read.
God damn.
I was answering his question.
It has to be read first.
All ladies, very feminine, still had opinions.
Chair one, you chair one, you ever had a Yorkshire pudding I made for Brits a long time ago?
Yeah, that.
Hold on.
I honestly do we have a blanket we could give her or something?
Yeah, did you read the whole thing from Avon?
Yeah.
Okay, Avon, thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Should I answer?
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I was actually hoping to hear more talking from chair four.
Instead, we had to hear many made-up stories from chairs one and two, who are just posers.
Well, thank you.
I'm glad that you appreciate what I say.
All right.
Thank you, Pasty George.
Appreciate it.
You have had Yorkshire pudding.
I missed that part.
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We call them unicorns.
You know, the mythical, exquisite creature that doesn't really exist.
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I already read this.
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Chair one, you ever had Yorkshire pudding?
I made for Brits a long time ago.
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Is that to me?
Or no, I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure that's to you, Sidney.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
Or, I mean, maybe the plus to any of the girls on the panel.
I don't know.
Daniel, thank you.
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If I had kids, especially a daughter, I wouldn't want them around my children either.
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Brian, I have it on full faith that Chair Six's brother is dangerous.
In fact, her brother is a bit bull.
No, that's her son.
Okay, Sydney, you had something you wanted to address or whatever.
Oh, I addressed the weird one, but I think that was it.
That was it?
Okay.
All right, guys.
We are going to wrap the show.
Excuse me, wrap the show.
We're just going to wrap.
Okay, so I'd like to end the show by seeing.
Actually, whatever.
Would you consider stopping sex work?
Take my glasses off for this one.
Oh my god, we don't need the.
No, no, I would not consider stopping sex work right now.
We don't need the story.
Oh, my God.
I'm so tired.
I can't even think straight right now.
We don't need the preamble.
There it is.
Don't need the preamble.
Oh, we didn't do the fucking makeup.
Eh, fuck it.
We don't need to do it.
Doesn't matter.
Okay, GG.
Hold on.
GG.
Well played.
To the panel.
Thank you guys for coming.
Appreciate it.
Last call.
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