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June 30, 2025 - Whatever Podcast
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KARENS?! Brian KICKS OUT Armpit Hair FERAL Girl?! 700+ Body Count?! Barracks Bunny Dated A TERRORlST?! | Dating Talk #249

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Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where you try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.
I'm your host, Brian Atlas.
We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California.
I do apologize for the delay here.
Very sorry for that.
We had some technical difficulties, a little delay there, some people running late.
But so I apologize.
We're just going to get right into the show.
Normally I do a whole spiel about Streamlabs and Discord and Twitch and merch and all that stuff.
You guys have seen it a hundred times.
So we're going to just jump right in.
So we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
Please tell us your name, age, occupation, where you are from, and education.
Go ahead.
Hi, guys.
Thanks for having us and me.
I'm Karin Hart, and I'm 36, and I am a full-time social media influencer.
I'm from, I live in St. Petersburg, Florida.
Okay, welcome.
Any education or anything like that?
Yeah, I played D1 Lacrosse and also studied marketing at the University of Denver.
Who do you?
Wait, you studied lacrosse?
No, I said I played lacrosse and I studied.
Oh, okay.
You got your BSPA in marketing.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Okay.
What about you?
Hello.
I'm Madam Houston.
Where I'm from is in a name.
My occupation is the life of the party.
And I also travel to host panels at conventions like anime conventions.
And I am a college educated.
I got my BA in psychology.
Age.
Oh, I don't reveal my age.
Why is that?
Oh, boy.
It's a mystery.
Just tell us your age.
Come on.
No.
I'm not.
Chat, do you want me to just kick her off?
Brutal.
This is just a kick.
I don't know.
Two minutes in.
It's like already late.
Already stressed.
A lady never reveals her age.
And age ain't no but a number anyway.
So.
Chat.
Here, I'm chat.
Do you want me to just kick her?
I mean, I guess I'll give you the ultimatum.
So you can reveal your age or you can get kicked off the show.
Okay.
How old do I look first?
I'm not really, I don't really feel inclined to play these games right now.
Why don't you just be a good sport, be good faith, and tell us your age.
Basically.
I mean, you didn't even guess yet.
I don't really feel inclined to get away from it.
Okay, if you did it right the first guess, I'll tell you the truth.
Oh, I could just kick you off the show.
That's another option.
Okay.
Where did you come from?
Houston?
Yeah, born and raised.
You flew in?
No, I drove from Vegas.
Oh, you drove from Vegas.
How long's the drive?
I don't know.
Maybe like, I don't know.
I didn't even pay attention to the ride.
I'll sleep.
Yeah, well, you know, you might be able to make it, you know, back to Vegas.
She's so much fun.
Am I?
Yeah.
I am the life of the party.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's just basic biographical information.
I don't see why you would refuse to reveal your age.
Oh, I'm not refusing to.
I just don't ever reveal my age.
That is definite, by definition, categorically refusing to reveal your age.
Okay, so are you just do you not want to do the show?
Oh, you're no fun.
How do I look?
Where the chat it look, we're already kind of late here.
Do you want to just be good faith, be a good sport?
What if we will guess your age and then you just tell us if one of us is right?
Oh, no need for that.
Over or under.
Can we do that?
Over, like we can say, like, is she over 25, under 25?
Kai Baka, thank you for the gifted 30.
Josh, thank you for the gifted 10.
Do we have the one from Kat?
Can you pull that up or did we lose it?
I'm sorry, I think I got rid of it.
It's probably like way high up there.
Kat, thank you for the gifted 50 memberships.
Appreciate it.
Stay, Yasina stay.
I will, yeah, have her stay, and I will say.
You can start highlighting all these people saying kick, but I don't know.
Just start clicking some of the things.
I will say that she is younger than you think she is.
Kick, Michael.
Michael says kick.
Everybody says kick.
She was one of those.
She can lie about it.
There you go.
Just lie about it.
Here, can you find the cats, though?
I want to say, I'm 32.
Kat, thank for the gifted 50 memberships.
I'm really glad I just said my age because I wasn't going to, and now this is like, I would crumble under this pressure.
We're not even through the intros.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're going to reveal your age or?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm 23.
Kick all Yahoo's book.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar.
Well.
All right.
Off to a great start, guys.
Great start.
And you said your education was?
A BA in psychology.
What year did you graduate?
2024.
Okay.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Leah.
I'm 19, and I'm in college for a marketing advertisement.
And I currently do OF.
And what was the other question?
Oh, I'm from Canada.
From Cuba, but I live in Canada.
You're from Cuba, Canada?
No.
What province is that?
I made it up.
Here, wait, we can.
Don't worry about that, Nick.
Huh?
What was the question?
You're from Cuba originally.
So you were born in Cuba?
Yeah.
Okay.
When did you move to Canada?
When I was 12.
When you're 12.
Okay.
And you live in Vancouver, Toronto?
Oh, no, Toronto.
Yeah.
Toronto.
Okay.
Do you speak French?
No.
Do you speak Spanish though?
Yes.
Okay.
I can say a little bit of French.
Like, bonjour, jema pal, Leah.
Como saba.
So la bien.
Wow.
Okay.
And you're studying what?
Marketing advertisement, communications, something, PASM.
Sure.
College.
What about you?
Well, thank you for having me back.
I'm Jade Warwick.
I'm 27.
I'm a 1997 baby.
Great year, except for Diana died.
I'm from the UK.
I now live in Los Angeles, and I report the news on Instagram and I guess influence too, some political points, things like that.
And then my education was in religious studies and business.
So nothing.
28?
27, yeah.
Oh, 27.
November 6th.
Okay.
And sorry, you got a bachelor's degree in.
Oh, so my final was in religious studies.
So I studied like the book of Enoch, Jasha Jubilees, and wrote a final thought that.
You did philosophy too?
A little bit, yeah.
You have a bachelor's or?
No, not in that.
Not in that.
I think so.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, I'm Anna Fumi.
I am 29 years old.
I live in Houston, but I am originally from Nigeria.
And I went to school for journalism.
I don't do that now.
I am an influencer.
So that's me.
Thanks for having me.
You're originally from Nigeria?
Yeah, I was born there.
You were born there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When did you move to the U.S.?
When I was very young.
I think I was five years old when we came, and I haven't been back since.
I have family there, though.
Where in Nigeria were you born?
I'm about, I always say an hour away from Lagos, but Ife isn't really that close.
So my mother was an artist studying abroad.
She met my dad at the university.
He was a doctor there.
And they had my older sister and I, and then that's it.
Sorry?
Okay.
No, I understand what that means now.
That just means that I gotcha.
But yeah, so that's where I was born, and Houston is home.
Is your mom American?
My mom was American.
She passed away.
Sorry to hear that.
No, thank you.
Okay.
What about you?
Hello, my name is Kari Thatch.
I am from Temecula, California.
I was born in Thailand, and I'm 34 years old.
And I have a PhD and three masters, soon to be four masters.
And I have a PhD in immunology and molecular cell biology.
And I have a master's in public health, a master's in science, and a master's in public policy.
So I'm soon to study another master's coming up here at the end of June.
Do you have that tomorrow?
What's your current occupation?
I am a scientist, a research scientist.
Are you an immunologist?
I suppose.
Or a virologist.
Epidemiologist is the correct term.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm the smartest one here.
No, not at all.
I have so much.
Are you involved in any of the Fauci ouchy stuff?
I did a little bit of stuff with the COVID research.
Nothing exciting, but is it like public policy?
So were you working with these public health institutions?
I do do some public policy.
I did a little bit of public health stuff.
Again, nothing exciting, nothing to write home about, but it was definitely really maybe life-changing for some people.
Maybe I saved a life, maybe not.
I don't know.
You never know.
Hopefully, I changed someone's life out there.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
I am Karen Karen.
And I'm 57 years old.
I live here in Southern California outside of Los Angeles, and I currently work in law enforcement.
I was a dispatcher for 911 dispatcher for 15 years.
Now I just currently work at one of our police stations.
And education-wise, I went as high as junior college.
That was it.
Are you still doing dispatch or you're just no?
I am not doing dispatch currently.
I had to leave, unfortunately.
As much as I love the job, my mom fell ill and I needed to take care of her.
You can't do that doing shift work.
And you said your name is Karen.
Yes.
That's pretty tricky.
We have another Karen.
Is that Kari?
She's right.
Okay, I'm saying Car in the garage, but there's Car in the Garage.
How do you spell it?
It's a different.
It's K-A-R-I-N.
And that's K-A-R-E-N.
Everyone thinks I'm Karen.
Karen.
And then Kari.
Kari.
Yeah, yes.
Good luck.
You can call me Carr.
Call me Car.
That'll be easier at least.
Do you feel upset about what they've done to your name?
Honestly.
Are you upset?
Are you upset by it?
Yes.
Well, you don't.
Everyone calls me Karen.
That's cultural appropriation.
Honestly, because it started off, it was really funny.
But like when COVID was going on, I mean, people legit messed with my food.
They would do things to because they wanted to instigate the manager.
You know, like you have the haircut.
No, no, I didn't have that.
Yeah, I think I am a little bit of Karen because give me a couple cocktails and I might need to speak to the manager, you know?
Yeah.
And yeah, that was it.
And you don't have a voice because there are times I legit need to talk to a manager.
I just sit there and go, okay.
I just take it and I just wear it.
I would have just lied about my name.
You know what?
I do to a degree, but when you order online, you can't.
At Starbucks, I'm Katie.
Oh, no, I'm Mary.
I'm my mom's name at Starbucks.
You can change your name.
I love my name.
I love the DoorDash.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
I wonder though if a Karen has actually changed like a woman who actually is named Karen has changed her name to something else because of like ISIS.
Yeah.
Do you think ISIS targets Karens?
ISIS is no more.
You can't do Isis.
Oh yeah, the name.
Daenerys, a bunch of stupid Game of Thrones for their kids.
You could name them Targaryen instead.
Daenerys.
I don't know.
Anyways, what about you?
Hi, my name is Libby Krieger.
I'm 24 years old.
I'm from Columbus, Ohio, and I work in political consulting as my main job.
I do a little bit of modeling and then I do like political with the Republican Party and the young Republicans in Ohio.
And then I'm an editor-in-chief of a small publication as well called Newgard Press.
So it's like conservative intellectuals, young people that we publish.
Rock and roll.
Did I say I modeled too?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
We have Stream Labs.
Nothing to call out, just breaking in the new handle brand decreed upon me in Discord land.
Oh, who is this?
I don't know.
You just put Stream Labs there.
Let's have a good show with a panel that hopefully embraces listening to understand and not just to respond.
Okay.
Yeah.
Cool.
Thank you, Streamlabs.
I'm not sure who that is.
Nick, do you want me to try to go back there and put those little two lower tabs back in?
I'd be down with that.
Okay.
Maybe a little later.
So going around the table once more, what is everybody's current relationship status?
If you're single, how long have you been single?
And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
Go ahead.
I knew this question was coming, and I honestly don't know the last relationship I was in.
But I am single and I think the last actual relationship I was in, besides just casually dating, I guess, was like in 20, we broke up in 2020.
So five years now.
All right.
Longest relationship?
Six years.
Was that the one that ended five years ago?
No.
That was my high school sweetheart.
So I was dating him all through high school and then the first year in college.
And then we are still really, well, we were still really good friends, but he passed away.
But yeah, I'm still close with his family and stuff.
It's like when you grow up together with them, I don't know, or something.
Okay.
So.
The five-year relationship who, or excuse me, the six-year relationship, who broke up with who?
He was pursuing his modeling career.
He was like an Abercrombie and Fitch model.
Oh, so he's a guy on the Wikipedia page?
I don't know.
Look up AJ Jacobs.
Maybe.
I don't know.
We don't even look at that.
Okay.
I don't know.
But he wasn't into that after too long.
But he played baseball.
I played lacrosse.
And with being a D1 athlete and stuff, it just was like really hard with his modeling career.
And we amicably broke up.
And like I said, we remained friends forever.
We became friends when we were 12.
So, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
I don't really like to discourage people when I name my relationship status because I'm always ready for anybody to shoot their shot.
Okay, how long have you been single?
Like I said, anybody out there willing to shoot their shot, if you think you're ready and you think you can handle me, shoot your shot.
My girl's single.
I don't know if anyone heard that.
That laugh is interesting.
Your laugh is so contagious.
I thought it was singing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying.
This is great.
I want to bottle her laugh.
I want to bottle her laugh myself.
What is this noise?
What is the seal?
It's good.
All right.
Off to it, Doozy.
Okay, so are you currently in a relationship?
I am.
No, I'm not in a relationship.
Okay.
So you're single.
I'm always.
I'm always getting looked for.
I'm not always looking, but I'm always getting looked for.
Four?
Yeah.
There's four men you're sleeping with.
I'm always taking applications.
Okay.
Longest relationship?
I've never really been in an actual, like, you know, like one of those, you know, normal relationships where, you know, people are tied down and they can't be, you know, they don't have any freedom.
So.
Like, monogamous?
Or like non.
I like to consider myself a polygamous.
Like most, most people like to be, you know, with one person, but I like to explore.
I'm always willing to explore.
So, okay, you haven't had a boyfriend?
I don't like to say boyfriend.
Girlfriend?
Yeah, what's your partner?
Who do you go for?
I go for anybody with a girl.
Have you ever said I love you to a guy?
That's a good question.
No.
Has a guy ever said I love you to you?
Yes.
Okay.
Multiple guys have said that.
Of course.
So when they say to you, how do you respond?
Of course you thanks.
Of course you say.
You just say thanks.
I mean, of course, I'm a lovable person, so I take it.
Just give them the thanks, babe.
Thanks.
I love you too.
Okay, and what's the longest period of time?
I know you haven't been in a relationship that you've seen a guy.
That's a really good question.
I know.
It is.
It's really good.
It's really, really good.
It excites me too.
Because, like you say, what's the longest I've ever seen somebody?
Like, what do you mean?
Here, I'll make it super simple.
Make it simple.
Carnal knowledge.
The first time you had carnal knowledge to the last time you had carnal knowledge, what was the length of time between those two times?
Never been in one.
Never been in one.
You understand that?
I've never been in one.
You've never been in what?
A relationship.
Oh.
I don't think I've ever met anybody that's never been in a relationship in my life.
I don't really.
That's what she said.
I move how I move.
And if somebody wants to accept that, then they're not.
Carnal knowledge.
Cardinal knowledge is sexual intercourse.
P in the V, sexual intercourse.
So you've had sexual intercourse, correct?
Yeah, I'm a grown woman.
We've all had sex, right?
A little and little.
Okay, so the question is.
So, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
How relationships are.
Help me.
Wait, help me, England.
I don't need help.
I understand your question.
I don't think you do.
What's the time frame between two different partners?
What's the longest time frame?
Why does that matter?
What's your time frame?
Oh, well, he asked the question.
Okay, you're asking it now, though.
Because he's not explaining it.
Well, hold on.
I explained it perfectly well.
Hold on, hold on, though.
Like, it's a question and I answered it.
Let's move on.
No, you didn't.
You did not answer the question.
Like I said, I've never.
Okay, you know what?
Maybe I misheard.
Maybe Adrian.
Repeat the answer that you think you gave.
I've never been in a relationship with somebody.
I've never been asked.
I've never been asked, oh, do you want to be my girlfriend?
No, I've never been in a relationship.
Cool.
I get that.
Repeat what I asked you.
How many relationships?
Bro, what the fuck?
Here, I'll make it super simple.
You've had friends with benefits, right?
I've had sex with people.
You've had sex with people.
Have you ever had sex with somebody more than once?
Yes, of course.
Have you had sex three times?
Of course.
So I thought it was about relationships.
Now it's about sex.
Well, it could be anytime.
Yeah, now you're confusing me because at first it was about relationships.
The title spicy was originally about her, but I think there could be some other neurodivergent people at the table.
You got this.
You found it out.
I mean, I'm also a little autistic, so.
I got two.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Usually, when you're in it, like you can tell.
So, okay.
You meet a guy.
I'm not saying you're in a relationship.
Are we talking about a relationship or sex?
I have a book, Dr. Seuss.
In order to be honest, I need you to read three pages of Green Eggs and Ham.
I like that book.
I love that book.
I like it.
I prefer reading.
Are we talking about relationships?
Can you read the first?
Look, it's just a literacy test.
I do not like green eggs and hands.
Literacy test, can you read the first three pages of the book?
She's not going to do it?
Okay.
Well, I think we're going to have to fail you on the whatever literacy test.
So I can read it.
No, it's okay.
She is.
She's too good at educating.
Educating.
Go on.
Words?
What are you talking about?
What are we talking about?
Are we talking about a book?
We're talking about six.
She said that with her chest.
She said that with her chest.
Okay.
So look, I'll explain it again.
This girl.
Madam Houston.
Should I write notes?
Find me if you want to.
Take notes.
What's the period of time?
The longest period of time you have seen a guy, and I'm not talking relationship.
Maybe it was a casual thing.
Was it you saw one guy for three months?
I know you wouldn't.
Fuck is she?
She's like, looking back here.
Okay.
Sorry.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it makes sense.
And I thought I answered it.
No, no, you said, oh, but I haven't been in a relationship.
Does that actually sound like Kermit?
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Kermit the frog.
I'm looking for a number.
Three months, six months.
I don't keep up with the time.
I just see people when they go about their business.
I go about my.
She's a free spirit.
Later.
One day.
I'm trying to be.
You.
So.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm shaking.
You just don't know?
Not that I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, I've never really been in a relationship where somebody's asked me to be their girlfriend, but I don't really move like that.
So I move open-mindedness.
I'm well-rounded.
Do any of the girls want to point out her failure in understanding what I'm asking?
You know, maybe it's just, I need a female touch here.
I'm going to let one of the women explain it to her because I'm not getting through to her.
I'm going to be a scientist.
I have.
Jane has.
So let's go.
We might need a scientist.
Wait, wait, yeah, we do need the PhD here because I think, you know, she's the most educated woman here at the table.
Okay, so let's get the PhD to explain.
What I think the host is trying to express is that, yes, there is a difference between being in a relationship and having sex.
I think we all agree on that at this table, correct?
Right?
Okay.
So he is not, he is not expressing that those two things are simultaneous.
However, you have expressed that you have never been in a relationship.
We understand that.
However, he is asking, what was the time period between when you had sex and how long you haven't had sex?
Because he assumes that you as a single lady right now are not having sex.
You are not with somebody.
No, damn, you're fucking this shit up.
You're making that shit way too hard.
You had a situationship or a fuck buddy or friends with benefits.
What is the length of the longest length of time that that has lasted?
It doesn't matter.
Literally.
Like, we all have six and we don't keep up with the actual time.
I'm not paying attention to the time I started fucking with somebody versus the timing.
I don't.
I'm looking for a ballpark.
You don't need to tell me, well, it was 73 days and 23 hours.
Since you know everything, you take your guess and then you write about it.
Is there one guy you banked longer than anybody else?
Like, how many minutes?
Like, what?
No, not minutes.
I mean, like, oh, no, like, like, amount of time.
Like, I've been banging this guy for six years.
I've been banging this guy for 10 years.
I've been there.
Yes.
Is there a guy you banged for a year?
I mean, no.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
Moving on.
I'm ready.
Boll out.
Sorry.
Soon.
Soon, chat.
Soon.
Okay.
All right.
So you've been single, never had a boyfriend.
How many guys are currently in the picture?
As many as I want to be.
As many as I want to have.
Open your ears.
A little listening comprehension would do you well.
Are there?
I get that you're open.
I get that you're open to other men getting involved.
The question is: are there currently men in the picture?
There's currently openings for men in the picture.
That literally doesn't answer the question.
I think you're cooked.
I think that is like a moment.
She's obviously trolling.
If there's openings in that, that means it's a no, right?
Or yes.
Whatever you take it.
Y'all listening, right?
What do you hear from?
I feel like there's another option.
It's not that she doesn't understand or she does.
Have you ever heard of a word hustler?
Sometimes when you don't want to tell somebody something, you dance around it by answering in other ways.
You know what I mean?
What you're looking for is a direct answer.
What she is giving you is the answer she wants to.
Can you speak to me?
Exactly.
I'm giving you the answer I want to.
So take it and leave it.
You know, at the end of the day, the day is going to end kind of thing.
Type shit.
If that makes sense.
There's always tomorrow.
Yep.
There always is.
Tomorrow is today.
Today is yesterday.
Do you currently have a roster?
Are you talking to me still?
Yeah, I'm still talking to you.
Yeah, I got a roster.
How many people are on the roster?
I don't know.
I can't keep count.
Ballpark it.
Ballpark it.
Round it.
Whatever.
Give you the number you wanted to give.
Yeah, you're just repeating words I said.
Ballpark.
I am.
Imagine being in a relationship with this girl.
Like over 50.
Wait till I get to wait till I really get to talk and to talk.
Well, I mean, you might not be on the panel for much longer.
Trust me, you want me here.
Seems like it.
She is the life of the party so far.
Nah, it's just kind of annoying trolling.
But one sec.
I'm looking at this.
So how many guys are in the picture currently?
You said you have a roster.
How many rounded to like at least five right now, if that's what you want?
It's not about what I want.
I just.
That's what you wanted, though.
So you got your answer.
But is that the answer that you wanted?
Or is that the answer that I gave you?
It don't matter.
You got your answer.
Let's move on.
But is that the actual number?
I gave you a number, right?
You can't be a fake number.
Okay.
I'll just say body count or not body count, excuse me, roster.
We'll just say five.
Body count is a stupid number anyway.
Stupid, stupid.
Okay.
What about you?
Finally.
So I'm single.
I've been like on one relationship before, or technically two, but only one that I was like 17 until I was like 18 for like one year.
He was like my best friend.
Yeah, that's it.
Wait.
Oh, you're bisexual?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Well, you said she.
No, I said he.
Oh, did.
I thought you said she.
I heard a she.
No.
I said my best friend.
You said she?
High school?
I heard he.
I heard me.
It's an accent.
Yeah, it's an accent.
So you're bisexual or I have, but I've never been with the girl or a guy.
Wait, you've never been with a guy?
Yeah.
Like, all the way.
But we don't got to talk about it.
Okay.
So wait.
You're single?
Yeah.
How long?
You said two years?
Two years, yeah.
Two years.
And then your longest relationship was what?
One year.
And that was with the girl?
No, I got it.
My bad.
She was with a guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
So wait, you've never been with a guy?
No, like not all the way.
So you're, are you a virgin?
Yeah.
I mean, like, do you think you're a virgin if you use tampons?
Like, tampons?
Uh, yes.
I don't think so anymore.
If you use a tampon, it's not a penis.
It doesn't break your hymen.
I don't know what kind of tampons they got in Cuba.
I don't believe it.
Somebody else.
Physically, some tampons can break the hymen, depending on the anatomy of the body.
But a broken hymen would not.
I don't believe that a broken hymen would be a bad thing.
No, but some religions do see a broken hymen as well.
Okay, we don't gotta go that deep on it, but yeah.
It's your personal belief if you believe that or not.
Okay, so I didn't lose my virginity on high school because nobody was like hot and like nobody was hot.
Yeah, literally.
I was in a like art school and there was like two hot guys and they were kind of like doing each other maybe.
I don't know.
But also my friends liked them so I couldn't really like, I don't know.
They were older than me too, so I have no chance.
And then I didn't make up with girls and guys at parties and stuff like that.
So yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Contestant next to me.
And like my first boyfriend, he was my best friend.
He said he liked me and after like a while I decided to date him.
That's a story.
Oops.
Sorry, Mike.
One sec before I have you go.
We have Metro Matt.
Oh, is the audio muted?
No, it's not.
It's not working.
It already happened.
I didn't notice it.
Chair two, do you usually go with the Trump tan for your makeup?
You're not attractive enough to act like such a problem.
It's not shocking to me.
You've never had a relationship.
Do you want to respond to Metro Matt?
Metro Matt?
Trump tan?
I've kind of thought I was a little bit more golden.
I've never been told that I was orange.
I like to think that I'm golden.
Okay.
Word.
One sec, guys.
I'm going to get the TTS figured out.
I have no idea why I wasn't working.
That's weird.
Huh, strange.
Well, relationship status.
All right.
Do you remember last time I was on, I told you I was in a relationship with someone who was polyamorous previously?
I mean.
And you were like, that's not going to last.
You're an idiot.
Was I right?
Oh, you were 100% right.
Nice.
Yeah, so that ended last year, and I have started seeing someone.
It's very new.
So fingers crossed.
So you're in a relationship currently?
Yes.
And how soon after your last appearance, and I told you it wasn't going to work with polyamorous guy, did you guys break up?
It was about a month after.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See?
Yeah.
Fucking prediction.
Predicted that shit.
Okay.
How long have you been seeing this new guy?
A couple of months now?
Yeah.
It's new.
Three months?
About five?
Yes.
Five months?
Longest relationship?
My longest relationship was the previous one, which was four years.
All right.
Who broke up with who in the four-year relationship?
I ended it because I found evidence, if you know what I mean, of he was doing the poly stuff again.
Oh, what is poly stuff?
The thing you said that describing you do.
You said you were poly.
But you signed up to be in a relationship with a poly person.
Well, he said he wasn't poly anymore, and he wanted to be monogamous.
That's like trying to date like a gay guy and being like, I mean, unless he was never really poly, he just wanted to keep his options open.
He said that he was married previously, and that was a monogamous relationship, and he wanted to go back to that type of relationship.
And I was like, okay, if you want to do that again, I'm your girl.
Well, you have to ask him why he divorced her because he probably was being poly on their relationship.
I don't feel like you can just like go back and forth on like your sexuality either.
Right?
Like once a player, always a player.
I'm not a fan of poly.
That's what I'm saying.
Like if a guy's gay.
I don't know how you ever trust them.
I want to date you and be in a relationship with a woman.
I like to give people men anymore.
Just by saying it.
What about you?
Oh, about me.
So I've been single a while now.
My longest relationship was probably around seven years.
I broke up with him.
I still have the wedding ring.
I've only ever had long-term relationships, but I eventually get bored and I leave, which is kind of shitty, but I'm an honest person.
There's things that I want in this world that maybe they don't want the same things as me.
So once they get too comfortable, I have to go.
I have an avoidant attachment style, I think.
How long have you been single?
It's been like three years now, I think.
Three years, yeah.
Longest relationship?
I think was the seven-year one, yeah.
Seven-year.
Who broke up with who?
I broke up with him, and I kept the ring.
Oh, you guys were engaged?
Yeah, girl.
I did this thing.
Is it engagement if he asked me to marry him and I keep the ring and I don't say yes?
No.
The answer is no.
I think legally you have to return the ring.
Okay, so I was engaged.
If I tried to return it, he would probably start crying and beg me to come back and buy me a bigger ring.
I don't plan on doing that.
Oh, you could ship it to him, I guess.
But I was engaged, and there's different laws in every state.
So like I was living in Colorado.
He's from Ohio.
We got engaged in New Jersey and we lived in Florida.
And every, I looked into it because I was like, it depends on who breaks up with who, and in every state, it's different.
So.
And how it goes.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess there are different laws based on the state.
My understanding was generally the ring has to be returned.
Has to if they choose to take it back.
But I would never keep something if they wanted it back.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
I would never keep something like that, something that expensive, knowing that I wasn't looking to pursue it.
But whenever I told him that I was done with him, he was like, no, you just keep it.
And he started crying.
And I was like, okay, thank you.
And I feel bad.
I do feel bad, but he was a jerk.
I mean, what a jerk.
He was a real jerk.
Yeah, that guy.
All right.
What about you?
So I've been with my boyfriend Chris for almost two years.
We'll be celebrating our two-year anniversary in August.
He is also Neurospicy.
And my longest relationship, I believe, was probably about six years.
Yeah.
What age?
I got out of it when I was.
I finalized the divorce when I was maybe 22.
You're married.
I think.
I'm sorry, not 22, 32.
My bad.
You've only been married once?
Yes.
Okay.
So you initiated the divorce?
I did.
All right.
That was the six-year relationship.
Okay.
All right.
Got it.
Kari, is it?
I don't know what like neurospicy means.
I don't know if she has autism.
That's what it means.
It's the cool term for acoustic, yes, right?
A few of us here.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
I am currently married and we've been, it'll be eight years in August, and we've been together 23 years in August.
So he's my longest.
23.
Have you been married before?
No.
I didn't get married until I was 49.
Any kids?
Nope.
No kids?
No.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Cats.
I got a cat.
Cats.
So you've been together 23 years, married for eight.
So you got married at 48, 49.
49.
49.
Okay.
And you met him when you were 34?
Yes.
34.
Okay.
How old is he?
Well, now he's 55.
He was 32 at the time.
And you're 57.
Yes.
Okay, so cougar, kind of.
Kind of.
Yeah, it was a one-night stand.
The only one-night stand I ever had.
So technically, that's not a one-night stand.
Oh, it started as a one-night stand.
Yes.
Where'd y'all meet at a hotel or what happened?
We met at a bar.
At a bar?
He was playing baseball, and I met him.
At the bar?
He was playing it at the bar.
No, he wasn't playing.
I'm playing kidding.
Nice.
Awesome.
What about you?
I am single, and I've actually never had a relationship before.
Longest situationship, probably like three months.
And I've had maybe three more serious situationships.
All right.
And you said you're women.
Sorry.
Men.
I'm straight, yes.
And you said you're a virgin.
Is that correct?
I am a virgin.
And you're a Christian, right?
Yeah, so I'm waiting until marriage.
So you're waiting until marriage.
Okay.
Are you waiting until marriage?
No.
No.
She lost her virginity.
She used tampons.
Wait, do you use tampons?
Because you might not be a virgin anymore.
Apparently, not.
Note, though.
Virginity is just a concept.
Yeah.
And hymen's virginity is a concept at this point.
I'm just going to say that.
Because you can put something, you can give somebody cunnelingus or fellacio.
You're not a virgin, in my opinion.
You're not.
Oh.
Because you're doing something sexual.
It's, you know, virgins always try to find a loophole to avoid guilt.
But she wouldn't say that she would do it in the case.
Catholics.
Back door.
Yeah.
She would say she would do it in the back door.
She's like, I'm still a virgin because she was in the back.
I'm like, girl.
Okay, so you say that virginity is a social construct?
I think so.
Well, it depends how you're framing it.
So you would agree, though, that there would be an objective basis.
Like, for example, if someone has not had sexual intercourse, they would.
That's objective.
You've never been penetrated if you have never had sexual intercourse.
But if you've put a dick in your mouth or in your booty hole, that doesn't make you a virgin.
Well, that's.
Because you're still doing something sexual.
Right.
Sure.
I mean, I guess you would have to say, okay, well, what constitutes virginity then?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then I would agree with you if a woman engaged in anal sex, like she had penetrative anal sex performed on her, but she hasn't had vaginal intercourse.
Correct.
She would not, at least in my view, be considered a virgin.
But if she engaged in oral sex, that's where things get a little hazy.
I'm not sure if I'd grant if I would remove the virgin categorization from a woman if she engaged in oral sex with somebody.
Yeah, then perhaps she lost her oral sex virginity or something.
She swallowed if she's swallowing.
Right.
You put somebody's semen in your throat and you're not.
Yeah, I think it's still not like pure, but it's not like you're still a virgin if you haven't.
What is a virgin?
A virgin to you, if I could ask you that.
What is a virgin to you?
I feel like a person that has never had sex with a man, like a girl, I would agree that there's...
Well, the...
I don't know.
If whatever the way women can have sex is, if they have that, then I guess she wouldn't be a virgin.
Go ahead, though.
I would agree that it's not just like vaginal penis and vagina.
I do think like the back door, you're probably not a virgin anymore.
I still, under those definitions, would be considered a virgin, even oral sex, too.
I have not partaken in that.
No fallatio.
So no, yes, no fella.
So no matter your definition in those terms, I still would be categorized as a virgin.
So are you planning to wait till marriage?
You mentioned the word pure earlier, and I found that kind of interesting.
Is there an ultimate goal behind your virginity?
And are you looking for a virgin partner or just a partner to lose yours to?
I don't know.
So I plan on waiting till marriage because I believe that God made sex in the covenant of marriage, one man and one woman.
I wouldn't necessarily not marry someone because they weren't a virgin either, because I do think there's grace and forgiveness.
It would just depend on their heart posture towards it, I would say.
What was your other question?
Just that your goal would be towards having a virgin husband or your goal in virginity is to stay in the middle of the house.
Yeah, I would say with why I bring up purity is because it's not like, oh, you're about a restriction of you shouldn't have sex.
It's not like, that's not the lens in which I view it.
It's how can I glorify God with my body?
And so using sex in the covenant of marriage.
And so when you talk about to like oral sex, technically maybe some people would say that's not having sex, but it's still impure.
And so then as a Christian, I should say, is this really honoring God with my body and honoring my future potential husband too?
Now, if you were to get married to somebody and you found out that he was impotent and incapable of having children, or you found that out before marriage, would you still marry him?
If the virtues that you hold for yourself, he couldn't keep those for your marriage.
So if he couldn't have children and I'm already married, would I stay married to him?
Yes.
Because I do believe marriage is a lifelong partnership or, you know, it's two becoming one.
Now, obviously, that'd be devastating.
Like, I do want to have children, but I don't think it's something that I would, I mean, I know I wouldn't divorce him because of that.
I don't really believe in divorce.
So in most cases, I think there's like maybe two exceptions.
Right.
Oh, no, I get what you mean there.
Yeah.
What are the exceptions?
Probably, and so I know Catholics would say, I'm Reformed Protestant.
Catholics would say there's really no exception.
I think cheating or like if you're being physically abused, then I think there's maybe some room for that.
I could be persuaded either way on that one, but I do think overall, like in most.
Persuaded either way.
Persuaded that maybe there should be no divorce, period.
Like take out the exceptions.
Oh, I thought you meant on the topic of abuse.
Oh, no.
You panicked me for a moment.
Just abuse them back.
I'm sorry.
Like, just abuse them back, and then it'll be okay.
You make it even.
Even Steven.
So going back to the virgin thing, I don't really consider myself like a virgin because I feel like I haven't had sex, but like I do other stuff.
Do you masturbate?
Yeah, yeah, like, you know, but you know what I mean?
So at that point, I don't really think.
Yeah, I guess it depends on your definition of these things, right?
So, I mean, I guess I would consider it to be probably anything where there's like penetration.
But I like doing myself.
Yeah, I guess I don't know Stick your fingers in yourself.
That counts as penetration as well.
But like of someone else.
Technically.
I would say.
I think, like, also, like, because I was born and raised Catholic, I think back to your point of like, it's like you are honoring God with your body and like the sacredness of marriage.
I think it's like your intentions behind the actions also count too.
Like, and saving that, like, more of like your pure, like, keeping your mind pure of those like temptations so that you can save that for when you have your lifelong partner and husband, pretty much.
But it's, it's definitely interesting.
Yeah, and I, of course, don't say that out of a place of judgment, but I believe like this is the design that I think God made for everyone is to have this special bond.
Like, the reason that, you know, whenever you have sex, oxytocin, I think, is the drug that bonds you, that's really hard whenever you're doing one-night stands.
We also get oxytocin from hugs.
So by hugging somebody and receiving that oxytocin, you're getting the same benefit that you would from sexual activity.
I think you get more oxytocin with a penis than a hug.
I guess I can't speak to that because I don't really know, never experienced it.
But I do think that the fact that that happens speaks to a certain purpose of it.
Like it's supposed to bond you to that person.
Madam H, I think we need to hear from you on this topic.
I think I agree with your opinion, but in my opinion, I think that, you know, masturbation, you know, anything that has to do with sexual, you know, anything that you're doing sexual, whether it be with yourself or with anybody else, it's natural.
So it shouldn't be looked at as unnatural, even in the eyes of religion, just because that's what God put us on earth to do.
We are here to procreate and survive.
So if we are procreating, that's natural in the eyes of God.
If you go back, like, obviously, in time and like why there's even religion, and I think like religion obviously has like deep roots and every culture has like different religions based on where they are on the world in the world.
But I feel like a lot of it was like religion and those rules and everything on the Ten Commandments and everything like that was created to kind of help structure society.
So when you go back to times where there wasn't Trojan condoms on the readily available and you know to control like diseases and certain things like that, it was probably easier for people to like to impose no offense, but you get like the Catholic guilt.
Like you know, you have that, you feel guilty about that.
And although it's natural, I think just going back to like how society and civilization like progressed, I think that that definitely helped create some structure for like for just maintaining people and just helping diseases not spread.
I don't know.
That's just kind of my thoughts on that.
Yeah, I guess on those questions, I would just ask, like, why do you think that?
Because if you do believe that God made us to procreate, like, why do you believe that?
No, that's natural.
What's in the Bible?
You know, our.
So do you believe the Bible is true?
As humans, we are here to procreate.
Like, having sex is a natural thing.
It shouldn't be.
I feel like people put so much pressure on sex, which is why, you know, people that think like you, they think that, oh, my body is a temple.
Your body can still be a temple if you do have sex.
It's about the respect that you show for yourself when you are using it.
And it's not about, you know, you saving yourself for the right person because you could save yourself for somebody that has deceived you.
Now what?
That would be unfortunate.
Exactly.
But I think saving yourself, is it for you or is it for somebody else?
I think it's for your marriage, and I think it's to honor God.
And so I guess on that, like I totally agree.
It's natural to have sex.
We are called to be fruitful and multiply.
It's just in what context is it made to be in?
And I would argue from the Bible, it's marriage.
And that's pretty clear in the Bible.
So if you believe the Bible is true, then you have to agree with those things.
Not just that it's, you know, it's true whenever it's convenient, but like, what does it actually say about these things?
Does that make sense?
It makes sense.
Wait, so you're a virgin.
Yeah.
But you said you're not waiting until marriage, though.
No.
I don't really consider myself a virgin.
I just said that.
You don't consider yourself.
Yeah, I don't really talk about it.
Like, oh, I'm a virgin.
But you said you've never been with a guy, right?
Yeah.
I mean, so what?
are you waiting for the right guy?
Are you?
Yeah, I guess.
I just feel like...
So if you did meet the right guy, you would have sex right away?
No, really.
Because I feel like you could think, oh, this guy is right.
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
Like, listening to their conversation, I feel like after I get my period, I'm like, okay, I wish I had a boyfriend.
Like, I'm like looking for a partner or something.
A week later, it's gone.
I don't give a fuck, you know?
But like, that's just like, you know.
So while you're ovulating, wait, so you, you're, like, ready to go when you're ovulating.
Like, mentally, like, I don't want it.
Like, men are not like, okay.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
I just feel like there's nobody good there out there.
There's nobody.
There's nobody good?
I mean, yeah, I just haven't met them, you know?
And I feel like if I met somebody, I wouldn't like do it right away.
Like, I want to meet them, like, get to know them, wait a few months, because they probably haven't, like, sleeping with other people anyways, right?
So I feel like what is so like special about sleeping with whoever, whenever.
There's nothing special about it.
It's natural.
So I just do whatever I want.
Usually you don't encounter OF girls who are also virgins.
Like the virgin to OF pipeline is usually not.
There are outliers.
I think that's a big thing too, though.
Like every, you get started with OF and you get put in a box.
And I think that it's for the math, like, I guess what I'm saying is like for the majority, like there are like, I guess, generalistic things that you can think about those girls, like most of the time, but there are outliers.
Yeah, I agree.
It's logically possible.
Generalistic things.
It's logically possible.
That is why I say that I'm a virgin.
So it is logically possible that a girl could be a virgin and do OnlyFans.
It just seems really unlikely.
What seems more likely to me is that there is a subset of men, perhaps a large amount of men, that view virginity, that characteristic, as something desirable and attractive in a woman.
So it would behoove an OnlyFans girl to lie about this and claim to be a virgin when she's not, because this is going to mean that she's going to cater to a certain clientele that finds this attractive.
These men are going to be more inclined to spend money on her.
Maybe she can fleece more money from them.
So it does seem a bit dubious.
Again, usually women who are virgins are not just jumping the gun to being digital prostitutes.
Right.
Well, I mean, by that standard, then you could also say that someone who says they're virgin but is religious could also be using it for gain, I think.
I agree.
Yes, it is true that a Christian woman who's not a virgin could lie about being a virgin.
We've all lied about virginity.
I mean, we've actually had some Christian women on the show claim, well, claim to be Christian and claim to be virgins.
And, You know, I'm not, I would never, like, you know, say anything about somebody who's previously been on the show, but I'll get messages from individuals, both men and women, saying, I know this person intimately.
I know this person, and they're not a virgin.
Like, they've had sex.
I ain't never met a man who has had sex with a woman and gotten a receipt back.
So it really doesn't matter.
A receipt.
Like, how can you physically prove you had sex with somebody?
Well, I suppose it's like, what if they like to?
What if they're just like sexual?
Yes, I suppose it's also logically possible that somebody could be contacting me and lying about it.
But it is the case that I have received people messaging me saying, hey, that girl who's on your show who claimed to be a virgin, she's not a virgin.
I was fucking her last weekend.
Okay, if nobody's going to say that about me, but also I don't really say that I'm a virgin.
Like, this is the first time I'm really talking about it.
Other than when people are like, oh, can I get this video?
And I'm like, no, you can't.
Like, sorry.
You know what I mean?
But like, I do my.
You can get this video.
You got it.
I feel like.
You got it.
I feel like that's it, right?
Well, so you're doing solo content?
Yeah.
I'm assuming you're not doing content with men on your stuff for real.
Exactly.
Okay.
Well, anyways, we're going to move off of the virginity stuff, but we do have, since we do have an honorary, what you're Welsh?
Oh, yeah.
You're part of the UK, though, right?
Wales is part of the UK.
Yeah.
We have our own language.
All right, we have some British, British memes for you.
Oh, my God.
So read these for us.
All right.
British people be like, Harry Potter.
Oh, my God.
No, we're trying to say, like, Harry Potter, you know.
Okay, next.
What's the next one?
British people could see the devil himself and they'd be like, hmm, odd bloke, in it.
That's true.
We do say in it a lot.
All right.
Next.
British people be like, what?
Can we?
Whoa, hang on.
Can waifu this virus to be a sorry?
I have no idea.
Can't wait for this virus to be over.
Can't wait for this virus to be over.
Oh, that's like an Essex accent.
Can't wait for this virus to be over.
Yeah, I just say that.
All right, next.
British people be like, ABCDEFGH.
What?
IH.
IH.
H. H.
Oh, no, that's the commoner's language.
What do you speak?
Do you speak RP?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Next.
British people be like, you've got to be joking.
Is that true?
Is that how they?
All right.
Next.
Sorry, who's sending these in?
British people be like, you must think I'm stupid, in it.
That's true.
All right, next.
It's Tuesday, innit?
Tuesday.
We do say Tuesday.
Tuesday, all right.
Next.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Wow.
Yeah, spot on.
Next.
That's beautiful.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Okay, so bottle of water and bottle of water.
Okay, next.
Okay.
Or make it smaller.
Yeah, there's like three more.
Oh, my God.
Pull back up though.
British people.
Nobody else.
It doesn't get a lot of sun in the British Isles.
Yeah, a lot of people are not a lot of people.
All right, next.
A bit of a pickle.
Translation.
A catastrophizingly bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.
That's true.
Is that accurate?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could be in like a legal lawsuit, whatever, and you'd be like, oh, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Bit of a pickle.
Next, this should be the last one.
Nicer, what is that?
What is could yeah, could do what is that?
I mean, depends on the context.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you can close all those.
A lot of Welsh people say, um, oh, well, there we are then just to like agree with what you're saying.
It doesn't really make sense.
What's your favorite British accent and your least favorite?
Um, got all of the Scottish accent really like deep in the throat, like that.
Can you really do it for the rest?
Can you do it for the rest of the show?
Brian, you asked me that last time.
What's the least?
I'm sorry to any scouses at all.
Oh, yeah, they can't.
I have a friend who's scouse.
I can't imagine what they're like talking dirty to you.
I can't.
Wait, do I have to do the accent?
I want to hear it.
Yeah.
I don't think I can do it.
Honestly, can you do it?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Right, because you shouldn't be able to.
Our bodies don't want us to do it.
Do it.
That's the rule.
How do we do it?
You do it.
I can't.
It's hard.
I'm trying to find an example.
Is that all these cheeky dickheads on the bus?
It's not nice.
I'm trying to find some examples.
What is scouse?
Scouse.
Scouse is kind of like a Liverpool, like a Liverpudlian accent.
Like that really famous boxer right now, the one who's like, is it like my fair lady?
That's what's his name kind of thing?
And probably a lovely bloke, but I just wouldn't want to hear him whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
I heard that.
I heard that the Newcastle accent is very English.
It's really cute.
It's really hard to hear.
That's what my friend from Wales said.
She says, like, the Newcastle accent is like her least favorite.
Oh.
I know.
I don't know why that is.
What about what is it?
A Cockney accent?
Are you allowed to say that?
Is that Cockney?
I like that one.
Yeah, I like Cockney.
Anyways, Brian, do you like Cockney?
Sure, they're great.
All right.
That was brought to you by the British Broadcasting Channel.
Is that the BBC?
The BBC.
Which means something else here, doesn't it?
Yes.
We'll start up next.
We have Josh Brooks.
Hey, Brian, could you please ask the panel my favorite question?
Most embarrassing dating or carinal knowledge story for either party.
Something that has stuck with you.
Brian, you don't have to again.
Okay, I've shared mine a bunch.
Anybody have an embarrassing dating story?
Go ahead.
Okay, so one time this guy tried to give me head, like when I was younger, and I wasn't ready for it because I really didn't think that was happening that day.
And I was like, no, thank you.
And then he started to cry eventually after like, you know, that.
And it turns out he had a girlfriend.
But that was really funny to me.
Hilarious.
Okay.
So embarrassing.
Why do you cry?
Because he had a girlfriend.
What you got?
Embarrassing?
Come on.
Embarrassing?
No.
Crazy.
Wild.
Yeah.
Well, explain.
Oh, you want me to explain?
Okay, so we've all had our fair share of tender dates.
But one of my tender dates, I was on the island and it was an island across from my island.
And I got in a car with him, went to the island, and then we had fun that night.
And then literally, like the next morning, he just fell, fell to the ground, and he started seizing.
And I was like, what in the world is going on?
I thought he was joking with me.
So it was spit coming out of his mouth.
I had to turn him on his side.
And I was like, we on the island too.
I don't know the address of the place.
I don't know where we at.
I don't know who to call.
But I know a nine on the island.
I didn't know who to call, but I know how to treat somebody during a seizure because they taught us that growing up in school.
So I just turned him on his eye, waited till, waited till he was done seasoning.
He had a gash on his back.
So, you know, I patched it up and I was like, I'm ready to go home.
Rocking.
Oh, you have another one?
I feel like you literally brought the nothing, whatever.
Wait, what?
Nothing.
She saw the question that came up on the screen and wants to talk about it.
Wait, what?
Someone sent in a question that said, well, it wasn't even a question.
It was like, the girl in the red dress is lying.
Oh.
Yeah, that was a chat.
Yeah.
That came through.
Yeah, wait, why?
Nothing.
I just said that he was typing and then it came up.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
When was I typing?
I have to click.
Here, watch, I'll show you.
I have to click for it to come up, like I do.
Got it.
She thinks I sent this.
I was just joking.
All right, Jacoby, here.
Wait, Jacoby.
She thinks I sent that shit in.
Jacoby, send one in quick.
I'm going to put my hands up in there.
So she thinks I'm sending them in.
I get accused of this all the time.
Nobody's actually sending the chats, and it's all Brian just typing, sending the shit in.
My hands are up.
Send that shit in quick, Jacoby.
I'm going to have to click it though to let it come through.
Or I could click it on my iPad there.
Okay, I got to keep my hands up.
Hang on.
She thinks that he's actually the one.
Honestly, I was just joking.
It's not that serious, but why are you doing it?
What?
Nothing, whatever.
Just say it, go ahead.
Like, why are you getting so defensive?
It feels like it's for real.
And also, she's typing herself.
She's typing.
So if we wanted to go to the bottom, it was just a joke.
It was just a joke.
Mary should send one in.
I was joking.
It's not that serious.
Wait, there's something I wrote down a good note on the does anybody else have like a funny story or something?
Well, I think like dating-wise, like I definitely have like had casual dates.
But one thing that really happened that was kind of funny is I was seeing this like country singer.
And I was at this award show with him.
And I literally, he was singing at the show.
And so he went backstage to do his little singing thing and came on stage.
But I was sitting there.
Okay, but I have to let it come through.
Everyone knows you ain't a virgin red dress.
Hands up.
Also, really quick, I don't get this.
Like, why are you so defensive?
It's actually, when people say that, it's a manipulation tactic.
Like, I'm defensive because I'm defending myself.
Like, do you want me like, what would an innocent person do?
Plead guilty?
What's an innovative?
Oh.
An innocent person would stop talking about it after like two minutes because I honestly dropped it.
So I think it's kind of human nature to want to defend yourself when you've been falsely accused of something.
Like that's kind of just human nature.
But like this is your show, so I really don't want to like be like, what's it called, coming for you or anything?
So I was just joking.
I'm not upset.
Okay.
I wasn't upset by it.
I feel like even if I wasn't a virgin, I don't really say I am, but like, I don't really sleep with people.
So just want to hug and make it.
If you guys want to check, probably wouldn't be because, like I said, Brian is innocent.
You can check.
You can check.
Check out.
There's like a thing you put in.
Okay, guys, what do I have to say?
What the fuck?
Google it.
There is a thing.
There's a thing?
My mom is a doctor, so I used to spend a lot of time at the hospital.
In Cuba?
Yeah.
I mean, actually, I guess the healthcare and community.
What the fuck?
Cuba's healthcare is really good.
The Cuban healthcare.
Actually, wait, they don't have a lot of things, but the doctors are good.
The doctors are good.
So there's a thing that can test if a woman is.
It's just to look for your hymen.
What kind of communists?
I feel like a few years ago.
I was like, it's fucking communism, checking virgins.
There was this like celebrity rapper guy who went like viral because he checked his daughter if he was like a virgin if she was a virgin.
Right?
Oh, I didn't hear that.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
That's a subject I don't want to talk about.
I love that for you.
Okay, anyways.
I didn't finish my story.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't.
I guess it's okay.
Quit paying off.
Let's go.
But to say, I haven't stopped with the guy, but like.
We're back to the virgin talk again.
Wow, you're really cutting her off.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
Karen, Karin, Karin.
How do you call her?
Car in.
Car in.
Is that your real name?
Yeah, it was my mom's best friend.
And she was from Norway, and she passed away on her way to get her wedding dress like a week before.
Wait, so it's not your real name.
It's my real name.
Karen.
It's after my mom's best friend that passed away.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, but the story, okay, so now it sounds really boring now.
After we talked about virginity for an hour.
Oh my god.
But so I was at this like award show with this singer and literally I'm sitting there and Morgan Wallen like walks in and like is sitting at like the like it was kind of table sitting around.
Who's that guy?
I don't know.
I've never heard of him before.
Morgan Wallen.
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
He's on the planet or something.
Sorry, continue.
And so he literally could not stop like staring at me.
And I was like so awkward.
And like I was like, I like looked behind me to like see who was like sitting behind me.
And it was, and then lo and behold, like I'm like not.
I'm like, this is awkward.
Like I'm here to see the guy I'm seeing like with him.
And then literally, lo and behold, he's like sliding in the DMs like after that.
So it was very interesting.
I would have just like very weird.
It's just like being aware of that.
It made me feel the best story I've ever heard.
I think it just made me feel like I mean put yourself in that situation.
Yeah, how can you talk to both at once?
It's very difficult.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I love that story.
I don't have to go through that.
Oh, man.
All right.
I don't know.
Texas.
Dallas-Fort Worth.
I have some questions for you.
Dallas, Fort Worth.
Who's talking to me?
You.
Dallas, Fort Worth.
Dallas.
Houston, Texas.
Houston.
Is your name actually Houston or is that?
Madam Houston.
That's what I'll go.
Madam Houston.
Can I call you Mademoiselle Houston?
Call me whatever.
Can I call you?
I like Mademoiselle.
I think I'm going to go.
I like Madame too.
No, Mademoiselle.
Mademoiselle sounds fancy.
Go ahead.
Moiselle.
Mademoiselle.
But I don't like Houston.
So I think we're going to change you to Mademoiselle.
Where was that cult in Texas?
Waco?
Waco.
I'm going to call you Waco for the rest of the show.
That won't answer.
Oh.
I love that.
That sounds good.
That's a fair.
That's what I want.
So, you know what?
Here, I'm going to give you guys chat.
Chat gets to pick.
Okay.
Waco.
Plano.
Is that in Texas?
Yes.
Dallas-Fort Worth.
Or Killeen.
Don't get me.
What the fuck?
Austin.
I might call you Austin.
What's some other places in the Alamo?
Appalachian.
Alamo.
What's wrong with Kelleen?
You forgot Caleb.
Yeah, what's wrong with Kelleen?
A lot of things.
Galvin.
Exactly.
That's why it's pick Waco.
I think the chat is pretty sold on Waco.
Corpus Christi.
Corpus Christi.
I like that.
What about the Gulf portion of Texas?
Basically Galveston.
Galveston.
Galveston.
Corpus Christi.
Waco.
Not Waco.
El Paso, Texas.
Those are way better than World War II.
I'm not representing Galveston.
Who's that country singer?
Who's that country singer?
Arth Brooks.
He's Oklahoma.
Oh, wait.
The guy.
God.
Joaquin Phoenix played him.
Oh, um, you're talking about a black, what's his name?
Uh, Johnny Cash.
Johnny Cash.
Yeah.
In his song, Johnny Cash, where does he in, is it cocaine blues?
Where does he go to?
Hmm.
I don't know.
What's the what is the city in Texas that Johnny Cash is referencing in his song?
San Antonio?
What's the name of the name of the city in Texas?
Folsom.
She by the dozen.
I love Johnny.
Jackson.
But I forget the name of that.
Folsom.
Folsom is the little Waco.
It was like a small town.
Well, look, there's a lot of cities in Texas.
Houston.
H-Town, baby.
Yeah, Houston is a great.
I think we'll call her that.
Well, no, that's the name she wants to be called.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I misunderstood.
Okay, good talk.
Where were we?
I don't even remember.
It's just cricket.
I don't know about you.
Yeah, you let it get boring.
Scandalous stories dating-wise.
Oh, we're moving off of that.
Oh, okay.
Because my story was so great.
But going to Waco, Texas, you said anything you disagree with the show host on, you wrote those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.
Oh, wow.
Who said that?
You said that in your pre-show notes.
I don't think that was me.
You got the wrong Texas.
That was you.
Okay, well, I'm telling you, it wasn't.
But I do sometimes disagree with you.
Bro, you literally wrote it in your pre-show notes.
Wrong bitch.
Same bitch.
Correct, bitch.
Correct, bitch.
Let me look up the Instagram DMs.
All right.
This is what she wrote.
All right.
May 19th, 2025 at midnight, four minutes past midnight.
To answer to, in response to number eight, anything you disagree with a show host on, to which you wrote, Madam Houston, those weak ass that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.
Yeah, you kind of are a hypocrite.
What?
Well, let's, before we get into the alleged hypocrisy, what are the weak ass opinions that don't stand up to scrutiny?
Let's start there.
You got to remind me of some of them.
I'm not keeping it.
It's your claim.
It's not my job to present to you.
It was your job to present it to me just now.
So present it again.
What are you talking about?
Are you?
It's getting so hot over here.
Those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny.
That's your claim.
What are the weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny?
What did you see before you sent that?
It's okay.
Bro, let her answer.
Go ahead.
She's a woman, not a bro.
Okay, bro.
But I don't really know what you're talking about.
What's the context?
What's the topic?
It's literally the words that you wrote.
Okay.
Yeah, here's your opportunity.
I'm right here.
Okay, you a hypocrite sometimes, but yeah, yeah.
But what are the weak ass opinions?
One of your opinions was about marriage and how you don't want to get married because of money this and money that and how most women they are, you know, always divorcing men and the men to get their money taken away.
I remember that opinion, but I don't know.
Is that the weak ass opinion that don't stand to no scrutiny?
I mean, if you if you're gonna back yourself up, do it now so we could talk about it.
I mean, that's what we have.
I think it's an argument for why it's a weak ass opinion.
I don't just state what's happening.
I don't keep up with all of your opinions.
So if you're gonna bring up an opinion, we could talk about it.
Yeah, the marriage ones.
Okay.
What is weak ass about the opinion?
Oh, you taking it personal?
No.
Okay, then talk about it.
What are you talking about?
You have to make the argument first so I can talk about it.
I don't know what we're talking about, lady.
But how do you not understand?
You don't have to make it as difficult as possible.
You can bring up a topic.
Let me go.
I got you.
I'm going to get you caught up to speed.
Come on, okay?
Perfect.
Though, this is what you wrote.
You just keep rereading it, though.
You're not going to be able to do it.
Yeah, because maybe it'll jumpstart finally.
You know, like we are having technical difficulties with the computer.
We had to restart that shit at least four times to get it going.
So I'm going to restart like kind of like this with you right now.
I'm going to restart the greatest possibility.
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to read it again and it might jumpstart something in there.
I don't know.
Those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny.
That's what you wrote.
So how does, how does his like opinion?
Wait, just let her talk about it.
I don't know what topic you're talking about.
I mean, because sometimes I agree with you, sometimes I disagree with you.
So if you're going to bring up a topic, we can talk about it.
But if you're just going to keep repeating the same question, let's move on.
Well, I'm asking you to bring up the when you originally wrote this about a month ago.
You're going to be a good host or something.
This is being a good host.
This is a great host.
Great hosting.
Fantastic hosting.
The best hosting.
One of the best.
One of the best.
What in your turn?
I'm literally asking you, it's your claim.
It's your position.
What are the weak ass positions?
I only know about the marriage one, but I can't really get into it because I think I kind of agreed with your idea about that one.
So if you're going to bring up something, a topic, we can talk about it.
You keep asking the same thing.
I'm going to keep telling you the same thing.
Okay, so then moving on to the next thing.
You're going blatant hypocrisy.
What is blatantly hypocritical of something I've said or do or whatever?
I really don't pay attention to everything you say.
So you got to bring it up if you want to.
But if you're going to call somebody a hypocrite and they say, well, okay, I'm willing to listen, hear you out.
What is hypocritical of something I've said?
I'm asking for one thing.
Okay.
Throw one out there.
Those aren't even my words.
You show the DM.
Show the DM.
You think I'm lying?
Show the DM.
Why would I lie?
It's literally.
I mean, if you can easily prove it, then prove it.
I'm going to turn it to her and she can confirm it.
How's that sound?
Yeah, you can show it to everybody at the table.
Is this her Instagram?
Madam Houston.
Okay.
Correct.
23 Houston, Las Vegas, LA, occupation, mead, model, socialite, relationship status.
Madam.
Wait, isn't that like a brothel owner?
Okay, whatever.
Number eight, can you read that for me?
Into your mic.
Sure.
Anything you disagree with the show/slash host on, those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.
I can confirm what isn't a DM.
Okay.
Well, I can't talk about every topic because I don't remember.
So bring it up.
Refresh my memory if that's what you're here to do.
Here's your opportunity.
You think I have weak ass opinions that can't stand up to scrutiny.
I'm giving you the floor to articulate those.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Bring up a topic.
Let's talk about it.
It's not my duty to like prompt you on the thing that you're talking about.
Isn't that your duty as a host, though?
Now you're confusing me.
No, if it's a generalized conversation, but I'm literally prompting you by asking you, what is the thing that you disagree with?
My brain hurts.
Okay, so it's an open-ended question.
Yeah.
Is there anything he said in the past?
The second-hand question.
All I'm asking is that you explain the topic or bring up a topic because I'm not sure.
I don't keep up with every topic you talk about.
I'm just looking for one.
Okay, what about body count?
Well, let's not.
Body count is so stupid.
Like I said, I ain't never met a man that has had sex with a woman and gotten a receipt back.
What does that mean?
What do you mean, a receipt?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, everybody, Nobody knows who has sex with who.
I mean, unless who's filmed or unless you pop the baby out your coochie.
And then that's the only proof of having sex.
So.
No, there could be more proof.
And body count is stupid.
Like self-admission.
Like I said.
Like having sex.
Having sex with somebody.
Having sex with somebody.
Be quiet.
Having sex with somebody, the same person 300 times is the same difference as 300 people having sex with that one person.
Because it's not about the body count.
It's about who has that woman's mind.
So there's other ways to prove it.
One way for proof would be if a woman admitted to it.
So if she said, yes, I did in fact sleep with this person, that would be correct.
But what does that have to do with what I just said?
Yeah, a woman can admit it, but why does it matter?
Why does a body count matter?
So now we're having a conversation about why body count matters.
No, I'm saying body count doesn't matter.
I'm asking you if it matters to you.
What?
Now you're acting confused.
Is that the thing that, so okay, what about my position on body count do you think is hypocritical?
I don't know.
What's your position on body count?
That's what I just asked.
I think it's preferable when you're dating as a man to date women with as low a body count as possible.
That's my position on body count.
Why?
What do you mean, why?
So you said your job as a man is to date women with a low body count?
Wait, repeat.
It happens to be my preference, and I prescriptively give advice to men that they should date, if you can, find women to date who have a low body count.
And well, what about yours?
Well, why would that matter?
That's hypocritical right there.
That wouldn't be hypocritical.
That is hypocritical because why?
Why should a woman's body count matter?
How much money do you make?
Wow, great.
Pocket watching is a sin.
Congrats on the reverse, Uno.
Why don't you answer my question?
Pocket watching is a sin.
Have you ever dated a man who makes more money than you?
Yeah.
Wow, you're a fucking hypocrite.
Except, here's the thing.
So you can apply sexual standards to a woman, but she can't apply them to you.
And then the fact that it matters to you says more about you because you worried about a woman's body count and you should be worried about how you can take over her mind by her vagina.
Because it ain't about the mind.
That's a bunch of word salad right there.
I appreciate that.
Go ahead.
It's a bunch of word salad to you.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
What does that mean?
Bro, what are you fucking...
Hold on.
The fuck, lady, I'm engaged with her.
That's a super chat.
Relax.
Why are you interrupting the conversation over a super chat that's not even going to get read?
Because this is boring, honestly.
You're boring.
How about that?
Okay.
Bro, how's it boring because you're not getting the sufficient level of attention?
Is that why it's boring to you?
Because I think the audience thinks that this is far more interesting, the conversation that me and her are having, versus whatever you've talked about thus far.
Okay.
Let me ask the chat.
Chat, do you prefer the engagement that I'm having with Miss Waco?
Madam Houston.
Madam Waco.
Or do you want her to derail the conversation?
And, you know, maybe you need a dose of attention.
Is that it?
Chat, can you give her a little bit of attention?
Maybe give her.
This was enough, by the way.
But I was just asking, what does serial holds mean to comment?
I didn't get it.
Bro, there's a time and place.
Try not to just like interrupt for like something totally.
Oh my God, bro.
This panel is fucking cooked, boys.
Okay.
Where were we?
Body count.
Was it?
Yeah, we were talking about body count.
Okay, yeah.
And you said that you would recommend or your preference is dating a woman with a low body count.
Yes, correct.
But your body count doesn't matter.
That's hypocritical.
Because why does that woman's body count matter and yours doesn't?
Because why are you worried about a woman's vagina?
Why am I worried?
So, like, it would be, let's say she has herpes.
Would that be wrong for me to worry about her vagina if it has herpes on it?
See, now you're smearing the conversation because I'm talking about having sex with somebody.
Now, we're talking about, now we're talking about sexual education.
That has nothing to do with sexual education.
If you've had more, the more sexual partners you've had, the greater likelihood of having an STD.
Statistically, yes.
Yes.
Well, yes, logically, it's possible you could have had sex with 100 people.
No, you could have had sex with one person in COVID.
You could have had sex with 300 people and been cleaning up.
Yeah, I get that.
A girl could have sex one time and get HIV and herpes, and a woman could have slept with her.
So you're contradicting yourself.
What you're saying is that you're not going to be able to do that.
You got to stop interrupting.
You got to stop interrupting.
So, yes, it's possible that a woman could have slept with 100 guys and never gotten STD.
That's true.
But it's more likely, like if you're a betting man, it's more likely that she has an STD if she slept with a bunch of men, whereas if she slept with zero or one or just a few.
I'm not familiar with the STD statistics or anything like that.
All I'm saying is that we were talking about body count.
Then you smeared it to sexuality.
Sure, I'm happy to get back to that.
But really quick, let me ask you a question.
Ask it.
Before we get right back to that.
If you were a betting person, do you have savings?
Do you have a savings account?
Yeah.
Like you got some money saved, right?
Of course.
If you were a betting person, and I put two people in front of you, one of those people has slept with one person, and the other individual has slept with a thousand people.
Who would you wager is more likely to have an STD?
And you're wagering your life savings.
Both of these people could have had.
They could, but I'm asking you to wager.
That's stupid.
Why wagering that?
Because that's so random and irrelevant.
It's so random and irrelevant because somebody that has had a thousand bodies, which doesn't even matter, could have been protected.
And it could have been a thousand bodies by 50 different people.
I'll grant to you, it's the dumbest fucking question that's ever been asked.
Answer it anyways.
I'm not wagering that.
I mean, it's kind of like 550.
I'm not picking one.
You've got to pick one.
So would it be a would you rather?
If it's a would you rather I'd answer it because I said no, it's which would you rather?
Which would you wager your life savings on?
Well, I'm gonna assume that the person that has a thousand dollar, a thousand bodies is, you know, sexually educated.
So I would hope that, you know, they are safe and clean.
You know, strap it up, guys.
So I would bet on a thousand dollars.
I would bet on a thousand bodies because somebody with a one body, that don't make them clean.
And not to say that they're dirty, but that doesn't make them free of sexually transmitted diseases.
That's just stupid and it's irrelevant.
Maybe the person that sleeps with one person.
Great, great line of argumentation there.
Okay, so why else does body count matter?
Is that why you're curious about it?
Oh, I said body count doesn't matter, in my opinion.
So what are we, if you, okay, body count doesn't matter.
Okay.
Cool.
Why?
That's a childish ant.
It's a childish question, first of all.
How many of you are keeping up with how many people y'all slept with?
That's so high school to be.
So you've forgotten how many people you've slept with?
I don't keep count.
Right.
You don't keep count because you've forgotten.
Because there's been so many.
Are you calling me a slut?
How's that calling you a slut?
I'm just fucking with you.
But yes.
Pretty much.
I am not a slut.
I am a woman who respects my body.
And just because a woman is, you know, free sexually does not mean that she is a slut.
How many people have you slept with?
Can I ask that?
He's a hypocrite.
He will never answer that.
That wouldn't make me a hemorrhoid.
I'm curious.
I'm very curious.
I don't know.
But you expect to know a woman's body count.
I don't feel that.
You expect to know a woman's body count because you're too worried about her vagina and not how you can control her mind, not how you control her as a person.
Well, you're saying you worried about the wrong thing.
I'm saying control because it's not about control.
It's about control.
But what if those two are, hold on.
You're making it.
Actually, I would make the argument it's less to do with the physics, like the vagina, and it's more to do actually with I just said the same thing.
Right, but you're saying that my position leans more towards I'm really concerned with her vagina.
Yeah, because why are you asking about this woman?
Body and not her mind.
Yeah, my point is.
Does that matter to you?
All you care about is a woman's vagina, which is probably why you barely had a successful relationship.
Where you are just pulling that.
Wait, that's rich coming from the woman, mind you, who's never had a relationship.
And I've had a lot of things.
I mean, I am a psychology major.
I study the mind and behavior of people for a living.
Which university are you doing that for?
Texas Southern University.
Wow, they should probably get their certification or whatever it's called revoked because they've done a, it's been a complete catastrophic failure in terms of your education, I guess.
But I'm actually, as it relates to body count, it's less to do with her body and more to do actually with her mind.
We're saying the same thing, Ryan.
Right.
But you're saying, you're saying I'm focused on her body?
You're focused on a woman's vagina because you were saying that you prefer a woman with a low body count.
What does that mean to you?
A woman with a low body count?
That she's barely had sex with people?
A bunch of people?
She's had sex with fewer men.
Okay, so you're proving my point.
How would that?
What are you talking about?
How do you go about finding out how to do that?
Because she says something about body counts.
And you want that top cell for how does how do men find out about her body type?
Correct.
If you don't know any of the guys she knows, then I mean, my only assumption is the only way is to go and be like, hey, my friend, I just wanted to write you and see if she slept with you and your friend and this.
How do you find out?
Is it just word of mouth that menu?
You could ask.
You could ask.
But we discussed that earlier and you said that it's hard to believe that somebody who does what she does would be capable of telling the truth on that.
Well, hold on.
There's a differentiation when we're, I mean, it still stands to reason that somebody who's engaged in sex work for even personal gain on a private individual level would lie about their body count to a prospective partner.
But that's different than coming on a podcast and lying about it for some other different sort of gain.
But yes, you could ask a girl you're interested in and she's interested in you.
You could ask her what her body count is.
Now, she could, I agree with you.
She could lie.
And you would never know.
You would never know if she lied about it.
Let's be honest.
Well, I mean, there's certain other ways that you can sort of navigate that, I think, to arrive at not an exact answer, but have a sense for her past promiscuity that doesn't involve directly asking about her body count.
But hopefully, I mean, you guys say she should lie, and I would just point out and say, well, that's a terrible basis for starting or terrible foundation for starting a relationship.
You've started your relationship on a lie.
True.
But people do lie all the time.
So I agree with you that women can lie about their body count.
I don't think they should in the same way that I don't think men should lie about certain things that women might care about that women find important to know about a potential future boyfriend.
Yeah.
True, true, true.
Okay.
So, again, I'd like to bring it back to you, though, since this is your claim that you stated.
You say, I have weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.
So, what is blatantly hypocritical, or what are my opinions that can't stand to scrutiny?
Well, as I just said, you were so concerned about a woman's preference when your preference woman.
I'm not really keeping up with the topic.
So, if you want to bring something else up, we could talk about it.
It's not, bro.
Are you don't calm down?
Getting flustered over there.
No, you're the one making the claim.
So, if you're going to make some sort of accusation about something, then the burden is on you to actually make a claim and back it up.
Okay, I just made one.
Well, I had to prompt you on it.
So, I'm but I'm asking you: is there anything else?
I mean, if one comes up, I'll call you out on it.
Okay, we have Lucas here.
It's patently obvious that Chair 2 has guzzled a boatload of low IQ spooge.
Is this true?
Low IQ spooge.
Yep.
I'm a college-educated woman.
Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean, take that shit back to your accreditation, I think, is what I was going for.
They should revoke the accreditation for that particular institution.
All right.
That's a cool word, but so you don't have anything.
Okay, watch.
Check this out.
Madam.
Madam Houston.
Madam Fort Lauderdale.
No, that's Florida.
Madam.
That's not Florida.
Yeah, let's not bring Florida.
I think you abuse children.
Oh, my God.
That's an interesting claim.
Disprove to me that you abuse children.
Well, that should be easy.
Prove to me that you don't abuse children.
I don't abuse children.
There's my proof.
But I think you abuse children.
Okay.
Okay.
Think all.
Think whatever you want.
I'll tell you I don't abuse children.
But you would agree that it would be the burden would be on me to prove that you abuse children.
Like, I can't just say that.
You'd be like, okay, what proof do you have of that?
You don't have proof.
So what are we talking about?
Okay, so you've asserted claims.
Blatant hypocrisy.
Weak assistants.
Weak ass opinions that don't stand up to scrutiny.
You forwarded those claims.
Back them up with like one thing.
I already did.
My position on body count.
Your position on your preference with women.
Okay, you pointed out that I have a position on that.
Because you said weak ass.
Those are your words.
Why are we talking in circles?
What are my words?
What are my words?
You said you prefer a woman with a lower body count.
Yeah, why not?
Did you not say that?
Yeah.
Why does that say that?
Okay, so you said that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, ready for step two?
Ready for step two?
Why does that not stand up to scrutiny?
Scrutinize it.
You said hypocrisy.
It's a hypocrite.
You're a hypocrite.
How would that be a hypocrite?
Because you're worried about a woman's body count when you can't even speak on your own.
How would that be hypocritical?
Are you acting stupid on purpose?
No, you have to.
No, it's because I reject that it's hypocritical.
You're going to have to explain how it's hypocritical.
Well, I just said it for everybody watching.
Like, you said you prefer a woman, and it just feels like I'm repeating myself.
You said you prefer women.
Correct.
So, you said that?
You got me.
Yeah, I did say it.
Check mark.
Congrats.
What's your body count?
How would that matter?
And I'm making it.
Check mark.
You aren't disclosing your body count.
So that's hypocritical.
Because why are you worried about a woman's body count when you can't even disclose your own?
Hold on, that wouldn't be hypocrisy.
That's not hypocrisy to you?
It wouldn't be.
What's the definition of hypocrisy since you've got your doctor suits?
You're the one where you're.
No, no, no.
You know every day.
It's my job to define hypocrisy.
Explain what hypocrisy is.
It's not my job to define hypocrisy.
You're the one who brought the claim.
It's your job to define hypocrisy.
My claims were made.
They were stated.
Completed.
Yeah, define hypocrisy then.
Next question.
Is it because you don't know?
Why don't you define hypocrisy?
Next question.
Oh, my.
Oh, it's your podcast.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Define hypocrisy.
I'm just telling you, you are a hypocrite when it comes to a woman and her body, but not yours.
So.
Wait, so, okay, hold on.
Let me see if I understand this logic.
So.
Have you ever dated a guy who makes more money than you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Does that make you a hypocrite?
What does that have to do with being a hypocrite?
Okay, so essentially you're trying to get at: hey, Brian, I think that you've slept with X number of women.
Maybe you have a high body count, perhaps.
I'm not guessing your body count, and I don't care to.
I just asked you a simple question.
You didn't want to answer it.
Failed.
But you answered my question about your preference to women, but your family's a bad thing.
Your logic is faulty.
Are you going to be aware of that?
My refusal to reveal my body count wouldn't point towards a hypocritical stance on my preference towards women who have a low body count.
So you can apply that standard to women, but you aren't disclosing it for your own sake.
But you're going to have to grant this.
Are you a hypocrite for wanting to date a man who makes more money than you?
I am not a hypocrite because whatever a man wants to provide for me, that's his choice.
Okay, then any virgin or low body count women who want to date me, it's also their choice.
Correct.
It's all about choice.
Okay, so if it doesn't make any difference.
When it comes to dating, it's all about choice.
I'm just calling you a hypocrite because that's what you are.
How would it, again?
You can have a choice and be a hypocrite at the same time.
Congrats.
You can use a word, but I don't think you really have an understanding of it.
You're going to have to present and articulate a definition of hypocrisy that computes with your allegation that I'm a hypocrite.
The definition of hypocrisy is when you are calling out somebody else in the wrong way and you do the same thing.
I didn't even do that though.
Okay.
Here's my claim: I prefer to date women with low body counts.
So what is the thing on my end that I'm doing that would make me a hypocrite?
So you, let's say, what is your body count?
What type of nerd keeps up with their body count anyway?
Okay.
What's your body count?
Since that's the question.
No, the question was: what makes him a hypocrite?
Yeah.
No, I'm asking him what's his body county.
That's the point.
What's your body count is the part where it makes him hypocritical because there's no answer there.
Sorry.
Exactly.
Okay, so let me ask you this.
Let's get to the point.
Hold on, hold on, stop, Let's say I don't want to reveal my body count, but the body count is zero, for example.
Okay.
I'm not saying that's what it is, but let's say it's zero.
Okay.
But I'm still refusing to answer your question.
How then am I a hypocrite if my body count is actually zero, but I'm just by virtue of me refusing to answer your question, it makes me a hypocrite to desire a woman who has a low body count.
Why would that be hypocritical?
So would you want a woman to disclose her body count as she's dating you?
Hold on.
There's a difference between being on a dating.
It's a question.
All you have to do is answer it.
If I was privately one-on-one with a girl and she asked me my body count, I would tell it to her.
But now we're on a podcast.
So me not wanting to reveal my body count on the podcast doesn't have anything to do with me being a hypocrite for stating my preference for desiring women with a low body count.
What man keeps up with their body counts.
As long as you're revealing it to me.
Oh my God, bro.
Actually, Code.
Is this the topic that was like you messaged him that?
Hold on, I'm going to read this.
It was like May 29th.
There's a video circling on X right now of a woman who cleansed her entire Bumble Dates house thinking she watched the pod.
Oh, that's based.
Yo, Tony Stark.
By the way, I apologize, guys, that it's not going to read out as a TTS, so I'm just going to have to.
And also, there were some tens that are just going to come through that are below the threshold.
So thank you guys for these.
Tony Stark, thank you.
I'm just going to have to read the TTS.
I'm not sure why.
Again, I apologize.
We had some technical difficulties before the show, so the audio is kind of bugged.
But thank you, Tony Stark, for that.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Well, I'll have to maybe send it to me and I'll maybe have it ready for next show.
Okay, well, I'm not getting anywhere with that.
We're not having an argument.
We're just having a conversation.
Houston, we do have a problem.
Oh, my God.
Gar, it looks like a little bit of a mother.
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Like the first black lady?
Hey, yeah, yeah.
All right, it's like, I don't know how to explain it to you.
What I was saying is I'm confused.
Is that why you reached out to him?
Like, your DM?
Was that like the specific topic that you had in mind?
That's one of the things that she responded with.
Yeah.
When I stated my claim.
Not the body.
You keep talking in circles, so we can just move on or you want to talk about it.
But I'm always here to have a conversation.
I just want to probe the logic a bit here.
Do you think when it comes to the criminal justice system, do you think that the state, the burden of proof falls on the state to prove someone guilty of a crime?
I'm not really familiar with the law or anything like that, so I'm not going to speak on something that I don't know about.
Okay, here, I'll pro really?
Okay.
If the state wanted to accuse you of murder, they would have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they have accused you of murder, right?
Like, they wouldn't just be like, we accuse you of murder.
Now you need to prove that you're innocent.
They have to prove that you're guilty of the crime beyond a reasonable doubt.
Okay.
Lucas, that's called an ad hominem.
Wrong.
Ah, boy.
All right.
Do you want to answer the question, though?
I mean, you said to call you out on it.
I did.
Do you disagree?
You didn't even, no, you didn't even have anything.
I think she like offered up the body.
Yeah, because I told you I'm not keeping up with every topic you're talking about.
Yeah, but I'm just asking you for one.
I already brought it up.
No, she brought it up.
I told you about the marriage one.
I said, I thought I agreed with your opinion on marriage, but I couldn't think of anything else.
All right.
Sounds good.
Let's move on.
We have Pelagic.
Chair two is going through all the hoops of gaslighting, deflection, and projection to avoid accountability and justify her promiscuity.
Typical loser work.
That's from Pelagic.
Thank you, man, for the super chat.
Appreciate it.
Pelagic.
Chair two, student of psychology, my ass.
Thick as cold molasses.
Okay.
Thank you, guys.
Madam Houston, everywhere.
Love the attention.
Lucas, chair two, retard.
Pay attention.
Tuko quo fallacy is a logical fallacy that occurs when someone tries to discredit an argument by pointing out the speaker's hypocrisy.
Yep, it is fallacious.
It doesn't address the actual merits of the argument, but instead attacks the person making the argument.
Appeal to hypocrisy.
Yep, well put, Lucas.
Do you want to respond to Lucas?
Lucas, you're ugly.
Hold on.
First off, wait, no.
First off, he's a very handsome guy.
Your hairline is crooked, Lucas.
You need a new barber.
Thin lip ass.
Here, why don't you pull up?
Can you show us your hairline?
Just your hairline.
What about yours?
Kind of receding over there.
You know what I was going to do?
All the stress.
I held my shit.
I got like three months left and it's all gone probably.
Thank you, Lucas.
All right, Christopher.
Sleeping with the same person 300 times would demonstrate loyalty and valuing a stable relationship.
Sleeping with 300 different people would demonstrate you can't be loyal and that you don't value stable relationships, which would make for a better role model for a child.
Do you want to respond to that one?
Sleeping with the same person 300 times would demonstrate loyalty and valuing a stable relationship.
It really just depends on the relationship that these two people have together.
Now, sleeping with 300 different people would demonstrate.
Where did that comment go?
Oh, okay.
You need a little refresher, of course.
We really needed that whiteboard I was talking about earlier.
Right?
It looks like we no longer have it.
Oh, wait, here it is.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I would say the same thing, though.
A woman floating around, you know, trying to find a, or, you know, somebody, or a woman floating around with different people, 300 different people at a time, shows that this woman has not submitted or attached herself to one person that can, you know, that she can trust and that she can, you know, that she can trust.
And I know, I know, I know.
Psychologist making something.
A woman sleeping with 300 different people does show that she cannot be loyal.
I get it.
Yeah.
I agree with the statement.
All right.
That was great.
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Thank you for the Prime.
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That's an interesting name.
Slime bucket?
Poogas?
What the fuck?
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Really appreciate it.
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I think Twitch is showing me that it's still bugged.
So if you guys can, just check the Prime sub, see if it's working for you guys.
Okay.
And then, of course, oh, speaking of, I want to do a little brief.
I got to discuss something about the Discord in the Discord.
We're going to go to the wall of, I think it's the wall of whatever, I think.
So, guys, last Sunday, I mentioned this on last Sunday's stream.
We had a girl who was scheduled to be on today, but she canceled.
And her reason for canceling is one of the top, I've gone some crazy shit.
Some girl said she just got lip filler and her lips were all still fucked up and so she had to cancel.
Some girl, oh, going on a date with a billionaire.
Fake news.
All fake news, right?
This is one of the wildest cancellations I've ever dealt with.
Pull it up.
So, Discord.
Okay, so we're going to.
So, okay.
She was scheduled to be on today, guys.
So, I'm going to try to get through this quickly, but click the fourth one first for context.
Okay.
Actually, I might pull that one up.
So, exile that.
Okay, so do the first one.
So, I need to give you guys a bit of context.
So, all the people who ever come on the show, we send them a bunch of pre-show information.
It's like paragraph, it's a novel.
We send them a novel of, you know, all the details, blah, blah, blah.
So, we got the dress code, you know, don't wear heels, boots, hats, no shoe, wear comfortable shoes.
And then, at the very bottom, though, where I want to draw your attention, at the very bottom, it says, please no glasses if possible, and if you have contacts or can go without.
And now, the reason we do this is because when people wear glasses, it hides their eyes, and then it casts reflection, it casts glare.
We want to be able to, for our production quality, we want to be able to see people's faces.
We want to be able to see their eyes when they show up.
Some people have tried to show up wearing sunglasses and stuff.
We want to see their face.
We want to see their eyes.
Pull up the next one.
All right, so here's the messages.
All right, so I sent her the previous one, was just me sending her the show information.
This is back on Sunday of last week.
She writes, Thank for the heads up.
I just wanted to be clear that wearing my glasses isn't a preference or an option.
I always need it in order to be able to see my surroundings, words, and the people around me.
I don't wear contacts because I feel more comfortable wearing my glasses.
To which I respond, that's fine if you need them, indicating that given what she wrote there, we're fine with her needing glasses.
And if you actually go back to the original, just go back one to the previous message, you'll see, please no glasses if possible, indicating it, you know, if you need glasses, we'll accept it.
So, go forward.
All right, so this is the kind of bullshit I'm dealing with before the show.
Then she writes, Yes, I need them because I use my actually, we need a girl to read this.
Can you read this?
Yeah, sure.
You're reading the girl parts.
Okay, starting with the yes.
Okay, yes, I need them because I use my glasses for everyday function.
I was quite caught off guard over the fact that your team doesn't want their female guests to wear glasses.
Is there a reason for that?
To which I respond, as stated, if you need them, that's fine.
You can wear them.
And then the framing of her statement there was, don't want their female guests.
I was like, okay, that's kind of weird.
So I say, we prefer any of our guests, regardless of whether they are male or female, if they can, to not wear glasses.
And I explained to her why they cast glare and block hide the eyes face.
But if it's a necessity, then of course we are fine with it.
So the first message, like when I'm responding, that should have been like problem solved.
I'm like, it's fine if you wear glasses.
But she wants to be a Karen.
No offense to the multiple Karens at the table.
And then read this next part.
Respectfully, I've worked in the creative space long enough to know that I can wear glasses when filming on set.
I always make it known when I apply for a project in gigs that I wear prescription glasses.
I'm pretty sure she wears glasses.
Most of the production teams, well, she did that wrong, team that I've collaborated with, I've never had a problem with or have never had a problem with me wearing glasses.
If anything, they'd ask me how to best accommodate me.
So due to this new information that was just brought to my attention last minute, I would like to decline on this opportunity.
All right, so a couple things there.
I sent this show information to, I think it was either Saturday or Sunday of last week.
So I don't know if this is exactly last minute because that gave her, you know, a week before the show.
And then she said that she always makes it known when she applies for a project gig that she wears prescription glasses.
Skip forward too, Nick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is her messages to us.
So she was going to show up with this friend, whatever.
Nowhere in her messages, anywhere, and any other messages, does she ever say anything about her, like her wearing glasses are a necessity.
She doesn't disclose.
So go back to no disclosure about the glasses thing.
But and you're going to have to move me over to the other side.
So she's, so I respond, please point out when you applied for this gig that you wear prescription glasses because she makes a claim she always makes it known.
She didn't make it known.
And if she had made it known, we would have been fine with it as evidenced by the original message that says it's if possible.
That means it's, hey, if you need it, it's okay.
And then I repeat it multiple times here.
So I say, you're fighting a phantom.
We said we were fine with you wearing your glasses.
Even in the pre-show notes, we sent you it states, please no glasses, emphasis if possible.
In this case, you need your glasses.
And we've repeatedly stated we are fine with you wearing your glasses.
And then bring me back over to the other side.
And then tab over for the rest of the conversation.
And then read this.
Oh my gosh.
During every casting process, your team takes a look at each person's application and pictures before choosing who they decide to let on their show.
It's clear that I wear glasses in almost every picture.
Your team never initially stated during the casting process, please no glasses if possible.
I reread the message from the very beginning.
You just started this today.
All right.
So then I, you know, I'm not going to read all that, but you're welcome to read it.
But basically, I just, then I just start arguing with her.
And just, I think I called her a Karen.
Did I?
Trying to be a Karen.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then there's no need to be, then she responds.
Here, I'll fuck it.
I'll just read it.
Oh, the goalposter shifting.
It went from, I always make it known when I apply for Project Skigs that I wear prescription glasses to, well, you should have known because my Instagram profile and in our initial messages with you, we also didn't state the other numerous pre-show instructions either.
And when you show up in person, we also go for best practices during the shoot.
So what I'm pointing out there is, even if we don't disclose in initial messages, that doesn't preclude us from stating like in studio, like all of you were here.
We stated like additional rules that we didn't previously like feel the need to disclose to you like prior to you coming into studio.
And then I'm like, what are you even arguing about, lady?
I call her Karen.
You're painting yourself as a victim.
And I repeat again, we're fine with you wearing glasses.
You're blowing this out of proportion.
Yo, chat, what's it called when somebody wants to, like, you've made it good.
Like you've, you've cleared the air.
And they're like, no, I want to argue more.
Beating a dead horse.
Because I made it clear that we were fine with her wearing glasses, right?
So this is just like the fuckery and dumbassery that I'm dealing with.
Read that last part.
There's no need to be disrespectful and rude towards me when I'm just trying to be clear about the importance of why I need to wear my glasses.
I wanted to make sure that we came from a mutual place of understanding.
There's no need to come across hostile and mean.
Your team is always looking for someone who has a difference of opinion and who challenges your points of views.
Yet, when someone tries to bring up a point, you seem to deflect and pin it against them.
I wish you all the best.
And then move me to the other side, real quick.
And then I just say, I wear glasses, by the way.
I bet my prescription is worse than yours.
Guys, I wear contacts.
And when I'm not doing the show, I'm pretty much in glasses 24/7.
My prescription is worse than hers.
So I don't know if she's trying to do some like woke victim, like she's marginalized because she wears prescription glasses or something.
Can I just say one thing?
One thing.
We'll get to it.
Pull it back up, though, really quick.
Tab over back one.
So again, she brings it to my attention.
Honestly, even in our initial messages where I say, if possible, it shouldn't have even been an issue.
I say that's fine if you need them.
I repeat it multiple times.
What, chat?
What is the name for when someone does this, where it's like you've solved the problem?
Like the problem has been solved.
And they're like, I mean, they're being a care.
I don't know.
I want to speak to your manager.
I don't know.
I am the manager, bitch.
I don't know.
That shit's weird.
But, and then exile that.
And then, but then she blocked me.
And then she started leaking the DMs and losing her shit.
She, yeah, she overlooked the practical resolution that I offered.
So click on that first one, Nick, in the new batch.
When they asked me last minute, I mean, it wasn't last minute, lady.
It wasn't like the day of.
She wears prescription glasses.
She made that clear.
She didn't make it clear.
They questioned it.
Where did I?
I don't know.
You guys saw that.
When did I question it?
When did I question her wearing glasses?
This is female gaslighting, bruv.
This is important in dating because a girl like this, let me relate it to dating.
Bro, she'll falsely accuse you of some shit, bro.
Those type of women do avoid accountability, of course.
So you got to be careful because those type of women look for problems.
And you can't chase that problem as a man.
You got to let that bitch be.
That's true.
Shit's true, man.
Pull that shit back up.
Pull it back up.
Shifted blame and got disrespectful when I stood my ground.
Look, here's what I don't understand.
And maybe one of the, because I'm not, you know, maybe this is how, like, y'all are women.
So you can explain to me what she was trying to do, maybe?
I don't know.
No.
But wasn't the problem solved when I was like, it's fine if you wear your glasses?
Yeah, you said it was a problem.
The problem was solved after you sent that first message.
Yeah, all that extra stuff after that was just her being an emotional creature.
Is that she wasn't wearing her glasses when she was reading your messages?
My name is Karen, and you asked me to take my glasses off, and I sat them down.
And you keep saying her name is Karen.
You keep calling her Karen.
Karen took her glasses off.
She's a cop.
She took her glasses off.
This girl sounds like a liberal.
Oh, we're about to get into that.
We're about to get into that because I'm going to show you.
I'll say it.
I'll say it.
How crazy this woman is.
Pull it back up, though.
Isn't it funny?
All right.
This wasn't.
Wait, so by the way, I mean, this is totally that second sentence.
Total mischaracterization.
She didn't make it clear.
There was no communications that it was, anyways, whatever.
She, then they questioned it.
There was no questioning of her wearing the glasses.
I said she could wear the glasses, shifted the blame.
There was no blame shift.
She was just being obnoxious.
And then finally, I was just like, started arguing with her just because it was fun.
And then I was like, okay, because she said she's not going to do the show.
What are the timestamps on the messages?
Like, when was that going back and forth?
Was it like at nighttime?
It was, no, it was Sunday, like, right before last Sunday's show.
Oh, so a week ago.
And then she says it wasn't about glasses.
Bitch, yes, it was.
It was about control.
We literally said she could literally said she could wear the glasses.
I wasn't trying to control her.
I don't shrink myself for anyone's brand.
If advocating for yourself makes people uncomfortable, let them be.
Okay, next.
This is a huge red flag.
After being asked last minute by the whatever podcast to avoid wearing my prescription glasses if possible and that they'd prefer if I'd wear some contacts, I respectfully declined, blah, blah, blah.
More comfortable wearing glasses.
I explained, I told them, yeah, okay, that wear glasses for yeah, of course, bro.
It's because your vision's bad.
No shit.
Oh my, which was evident from the start.
No, it wasn't, lady.
Yeah, you had glasses on in your fucking profile, but oh my, okay.
When I stood, when I stood by that, I was met with pushback and unprofessional behavior.
Oh my God.
Hold on.
Bring up the other one.
Wear pushback.
Exile that.
Pull up the that one.
That's fine if you need them.
Bitch, what is the fucking hello?
What is and then she could have just said this is a woman?
No, I know this is like not really a dating thing, but trust me, dudes.
Have you dated a girl like this where it's like you fixing the problem isn't good enough?
So like a girl like this gentleman will, and this applies to women too.
If you're dealing with a dude that that's just wants to like find conflict, it's a major red flag.
Pull it back up though.
Or the original one, I think, or the number two there.
That's fine if you need them.
As stated, if you need them, that's fine.
And then below, there's okay, bring it back to the other one.
Where are we?
Yeah.
Pushback.
Respect goes both ways.
And I felt a little disrespect with the female guest thing.
Like it was like a sexist thing.
Like, oh, we let the men wear whatever.
If setting a boundary makes someone uncomfortable, bro, we were, oh my god, bro.
This girl's gonna falsely accuse somebody.
This is dangerous shit.
She's gonna okay, what next?
What the hell?
Oh, and then she shows the whole, she shows the whole back and forth.
Next.
Yeah, just next.
That's, we already showed it.
This is from her point of view.
Next.
So she blocked after she sent that.
And then a friend of mine reached out to me out of the blue because once she heard the blah blah blah, she wanted to give me a heads up about the type of environment that I would be walking into.
This is why it's so important to speak up about what happens behind the scenes.
This is what woman supporting, woman supporting woman.
She fucked the woman thing up.
No.
It should be, this is what women, M-E-N, supporting women looks like.
Oh my God, wait, can I play some shit?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me read.
This is why it's so important to speak up about.
This is like an ASPCA commercial.
This is what women supporting.
What the fuck does this have to do with women, bro?
Bro, I wear glasses, bitch.
This is this is blind on blind violence, son.
I told her my prescription is probably worse than her.
Negative seven, bitch.
Oh, me too.
I'm negative seven.
It's bad, son.
I'm blind.
I was there.
I'm literally blind, guys.
Negative seven, boys.
If I took this shit off, I couldn't even tell y'all's skin color.
Can't see the E, the big E.
I couldn't tell.
Y'all would just look like an amorphous blob vagina or some shit.
Just kidding.
That's horrifying.
What woman support?
Woman supported.
This is what women supporting.
Okay, next.
Oh, my gosh.
And then, uh-oh, I, so she was going to come on with a friend, and then I told her friend, your friend is cooked.
And I call her.
So then she published the DMs first.
So she's saying the whatever podcast then decided to share our Instagram DMs to my friend.
Bro, she was posting the.
Okay, whatever.
He mocked me and kept calling me a Karen.
You are.
All because I was trying to set my boundaries with him.
And I, what boundaries?
And I ultimately declined working on their podcast show.
This is completely unprofessional.
And that's one of the many reasons as to why I decided to call their team out publicly.
Okay.
You can access that.
And then there's more, though.
Scroll down.
I lose so many subscribers over this.
Do you understand?
I'm being sorry.
Click that shit.
All right, this is the last part.
And then she's a lib.
She's a lib tard.
So of course, these fucking shit libs.
Of course they freak out over they want to be victims so bad.
She's a victim over some spectacles.
Next.
Okay.
These are from her stories next.
Belaboring the point.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's a fucking tarot chick.
She's a fucking astrology chick, bro.
A past client of mine who gave me an update about the tarot reading that I did for her.
Of course, it's a fucking tarot Venus rising Jupiter up uranus bullshit.
Fucking.
All right, next.
Last one.
Why are you so afraid of ice?
Okay, then, okay, whatever.
She's a fucking shit lib.
Okay.
Anyways, that's it.
That's it.
That's all I had to say.
All right, I got it off my chest.
You feel better now?
That was incredible.
I'm sorry.
It was good.
I'm sorry you went through that.
It was very difficult, very traumatic.
I actually had to get multiple days of therapy.
We have a psychologist here.
You can talk to her.
I'm not a good therapist.
I would not.
Okay.
What's that?
That's not easy to hit.
I think she likes you.
It's like there's a term for that, like high-conflict individuals or something.
I don't know.
Toby Stark says it's on the X page, Financial Dystopia, fourth or fifth post down.
Woman's Bumble Date.
Can you?
We'll have to react to it maybe next show, but if you can send it to me, I'll take a look at it.
Thank you, man.
Just Instagram DM is fine at whatever on IG.
Okay, let's get back to the dating talk show.
I just, you know.
Stipler, ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to ten.
You can't pick seven.
Oh.
Starting with you.
Okay.
Or wait, you know what?
Starting with you.
No, I would give myself a 10.
Okay, going back to you.
Like I was going to say seven.
Eight.
A little closer to the mic if you can, okay?
6.5.
All right.
Yes, six.
Okay.
I'm a 10.
Thank you.
You're being modest.
107.
There was a higher number.
Sorry, what did you say?
10.
Oh, you were talking about her.
Yes.
Ten.
Modest.
Okay, what about you?
I'll go with eight.
I'm 57 years old.
So it's high.
Okay, she doesn't have a lot of time.
I don't know how to look at 12, Karen.
Six?
All right.
I give myself a five.
All right, so we got eight, ten, ten, eight.
Okay.
Here's what I want to do with this.
Can you tell me, starting with the first 10, tell me a guy who you think is a 10?
A guy who I think is a 10.
Does he have to be famous?
We should, yeah, be able to like Google him.
Okay.
I would say Morris Chestnut.
Channing Tatum is a 10 to me.
Channing Tatum.
Okay.
Morris Chestnut.
Yeah.
You never heard of Morris Chestnut?
Can you Google that, Nick?
Yeah.
Google image search.
Okay.
Who's a 10?
For you?
Oh, okay.
Let me think.
You know who I think is a 10 is Keanu Reeves.
I find him very attractive.
Keanu Reeves today or Keanu.
Like young Keanu?
All generations of Keanu Reeves.
Like looks.
Always hot.
Yeah.
Looks.
Yeah.
He's a beautiful man.
Okay.
Do you have Morris Dingle Nut?
Or sorry, Chestnut.
He is handsome.
Oh, yeah.
He's gorgeous.
And he is aging like fine wine.
Certainly not.
Okay.
Have you slid into his DMs?
I will.
Morris, if you're looking at this, Madam Houston on the way.
Madam Waco.
That's not her name.
Okay, Ryan.
It's Waco.
Waco, Texas.
Corpus Christie.
Okay.
And then can you tell me a woman, another woman who you think is a 10?
A woman?
I would have to say, let's see.
There are a lot of 10s out there.
But to me, a 10 is maybe somebody like give us one black girl and one white girl.
Black girl, I would have to say, ooh, it's a lot of black tens.
But if I could pick one body, face, all that.
I really like how I would say maybe Nia Long or maybe Angela Bassett.
Like they're aging like fine wine.
Their bodies are still nice and they're taking care of themselves.
And white, I would say Jennifer Fox.
She like the cutest.
She like the cutest white woman I've ever seen.
Get Jennifer Fox and one of the other girls who basset somebody like the 66 year old?
No, what's the one in a transformer?
Oh, Megan Fox.
Okay.
Megan Fox.
Let's Google Megan.
Let's just do Megan Fox.
Just Megan Fox.
That makes sense.
Or Nia Long.
She's pretty too.
She's the black one.
Megan Fox.
Nia Long?
Nia Long.
Okay.
Scroll down.
Wait, put a space.
Scroll up.
Just, these are the results.
Oh, Megan Fox.
You know, white people kind of like, yeah.
Okay.
Transform with Megan.
Scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up.
Jennifer's body.
Have y'all seen her?
Here, just click on that one.
Yeah.
Click on the one to the right of it.
She's a bit older there.
The one to the left.
All right.
Okay.
So Megan Fox is a 10.
You're a 10.
Mm-hmm.
Would you you say you're pretty much on par with Megan Fox?
Of course.
Of course.
Huh.
Okay.
Yes.
Erroneous.
Okay, I'm going to still be a confident woman no matter what you think.
I want, opening it up to the panel.
Do you guys think that she's as attractive as Megan Fox?
Yes.
Young Megan Fox.
Yes.
I'd like her.
Wait, before who lies more, men or women?
Men.
Men.
I'm almost done.
I'm sorry.
Men.
Women.
Women.
I think women lie more, especially to themselves.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe.
Oh, but men are liars too, but more, we'll have to say the story is right.
Okay.
Does everybody, show of hands, do you guys think she's as attractive as young Megan Fox?
Yes.
Raise your hands high.
Raise them high.
There you go.
Some confidence from Cuba.
Looks.
Yeah, just looks.
I mean, they have such different looks to me.
Exactly.
You compare me to a white woman.
You got to pull up a black woman.
How do we even compare?
I'm not the same skin tone, facial structure, none of that.
But she's a 10.
Wait, but what about a black woman?
Yeah, pull up me alone.
Wait, Brian, can you rate us?
I don't know if anybody's going to be able to do that.
I feel like you have your own Brian rate rating.
Maybe.
We'll see.
Maybe not, actually.
I don't know.
I think it's zero.
That's okay.
I could do it.
Only if you guys want me to rate you, though.
I think you want it.
You want it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, come down there.
Calm down.
What about you?
Give us a 10, a female 10 that you think is a 10?
Ooh, okay.
So I would say, well, like, let me think.
Oh, Natalie Portman, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie.
I mean, there's so many.
Marilyn Monroe.
But the reason they're 10s is because of their facial symmetry.
So that's what defines a 10, is your facial symmetry is even throughout.
So that's how I know that women are.
I think there's other components besides just facial symmetry.
What kind of beauty are you defining?
A physical body or because everybody's a bad person.
Well, there's face and then there's body.
Right.
Those would be different, I guess.
Yeah, they would be.
Like somebody could have a 10 face, but like a bad body or like a 10 body, but a bad face.
Yeah.
Oh, you see it a lot.
Yep.
I mean, but you know, hey, a great body is a great body.
Right.
Can't say that about me then.
And tell us.
What waste?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
I'm already dating.
What's a male 10 for you?
A male 10?
A guy who you think is a 10?
Oh, I said Keanu Reeves.
Oh, Keanu Reeves.
That's right, yeah.
Do you think you could land?
Michael B. Jordan?
Yes, I definitely could.
You're pretty confident that.
I'm very confident.
Why, if that's you haven't slid into his DMs, though?
No, I haven't because I have no need to.
So if you saw Keanu Reeves, I'm interested in doing that right now, but you're giving me ideas.
I think I should, maybe.
Okay.
And you think you could get chestnut?
I think so.
Who was the other guy, Channing Tatum?
Channing Tatum.
Yeah, I hope you like black girls.
If you saw his DMs, you would know that all of us could probably do that with a lot of your celebrity top people.
Definitely.
What you have some?
It looks like you're looking at me like you have something to say.
No.
You have something on this?
No.
Tell us how you really feel.
I don't know if we're just going off looks and personality because I find that just looks.
Because I feel like personality would be a big thing.
Like if I got to know Keanu Reeves and he was a dickhead, I'd be like, oh, you're not that attractive.
I feel like a science guy.
You can be a flawless 10, but if they're not very intelligent for me, like I wouldn't find them that attractive.
Right.
Yeah, I agree with you that there's more to attraction than just looks.
Correct.
They're a terrible person.
Beauty, quality, function, but I definitely am not settling for ugly.
You can also have an ugly-ish guy that has a very confident attitude, and that makes him look hotter.
Yeah.
What's the initial caption?
Like, just looking at someone walking down the street.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, that's.
Keanu has a reputation for having a sterling personality.
Yes, yes.
That's why he's a 10.
That's what he's awesome.
I mean, part of why he's a 10.
I also just like tall, pale, long-haired guys.
I don't know why.
Brian, grow your hair out.
Come on.
He looked like Keanu Reeves.
He's like half Asian.
Is he?
Oh, yeah.
He must be, right?
Do you know who Keanu Reeves is?
I thought it was this girl says, I look like fucking Keanu Reeves.
You look exactly like him.
Yeah, fucking.
A 10 also.
Yeah.
Double your number.
You're a 10.
What does he do?
What's fucking Keanu?
John Weck.
How does he talk?
Still intense.
I mean, he's great in the Matrix, but he's.
He always talks like that.
Yeah, that's perfect.
As she takes her clothes off, you go.
Keanu.
He was hot in that surfing movie, though.
What was point break?
Point break.
He was hot in the point break.
True.
There is no spoon.
I don't know.
All right.
Look, I just.
Y'all kind of delusional.
There's some delusional females at this table.
Yes.
10, 10, 8, 8.
Y'all look like old vegetables.
How are you going to tell somebody they don't look like a tan?
I mean, he did say five, though, so he was honest.
He was honest.
It's going to come to me.
It's going to come to me.
Oh, no.
You look like a broccoli, okay?
Lady, relax.
We're both fucking bad.
I feel like your eyes are pretty.
I feel like you have six tails.
I don't know if you have a detail.
I don't know.
That's what you want.
I didn't know we're going off of looks so vegetable.
Are you trying to talk?
Yeah, you're not rated on those.
I like them.
If you want to go there, I can get on your ass.
The fuck?
Brian, can you rate us, please?
We all want it.
No, no, no.
No, we don't.
Do you have like, what's it called?
I have ADHD, so like, I move a lot.
Same.
I'll only rate you guys if you guys agree to be rated.
Otherwise, I won't be a bit random.
I've been begging like Loki.
Are you fine with me rating you?
Otherwise, I won't do it.
Yes.
Here, just show of hands if you're fine with me giving you a looks rating.
Otherwise, I won't do it.
No?
I don't.
You're going to pass it?
I don't think so.
Well, I'm married, so yeah, let's not go there.
That's what I want.
So she's a 12.
We already confirmed that.
All of us.
Inside.
All right.
Hold on.
This isn't.
Y'all got to take your makeup off for me to give you, because I got to give you the makeup list rating, but I'm just going to picture in my mind's eye what all y'all look like without all that cake on your faces.
So, okay, here you go.
Bring the wipes.
We'll take it off.
Yeah, we'll do it later in the show.
We do it later in the show, typically.
I got to go to bed at some point.
All right.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I probably took a point.
I'm just kidding.
We should do it before and after, maybe.
5.56.
Okay.
Ouch.
Are you siding with who?
Five.
Maybe.
Six.
You think she's a tens?
I mean, yes, I need to see you without makeup, but I'm going to go seven.
I mean, since you're on my Instagram page, you've seen my Instagram pictures without makeup.
7.5.
What?
I'm a 6, right?
Six.
Yeah.
And of course, the black girl gets the lowest number.
We see how that.
Hey, oh, hold on.
You got to let you know.
Of course.
Of course.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'll give you a five.
A four?
Are we sure?
Oh, okay.
Well, never mind.
I was going to rate you higher.
I was going to give him a one.
You're buddy looking.
Lost my chances.
It's okay.
My chances have gone down the drain.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm currently some sort of form of vegetable, according to Miss Waco, Texas.
Miss Madam Houston, yeah.
I mean, if you moisturize your skin and, you know, maybe your hairline wasn't receding.
Yeah, you know, it is what it is.
You know, it is what it is.
You could get there, though, if you really take care of yourself.
A bunch of water and vegetables.
Hey, you know, there's a couple, there's a lot of subject material.
You know, I don't want to be mean, but there's a lot of subject material that I could, you know.
I mean, let's go.
We could go bark for a while.
First off, you got to shave that fucking feminist armpit hair you got going.
That shit's fucking crazy.
I don't have no hair.
Do you have armpit hair?
No, but you got some.
Wait, I want to see.
Let me see.
If I could do this, lift your arm up, bro.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Oh!
Take that shit away.
God damn.
You're like, that's some fucking hippie 70s shit, bro.
What do you have to fucking concert some shit?
What the fuck?
Her body guys.
Do you shave yourself?
I'm Asian.
I don't grow body hair.
I don't know.
This is cool.
Yeah, look at that.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's fucking disgusting.
Where?
Of course you're going to say that about the only black girl here.
The other girl's not black.
I'll say it about.
This is not a race.
Why am I racially charged?
you know it's crazy because I actually only date uh strong black queens oh I only date I only date black women.
So this idea of the city.
That's so true.
I only beat up a lot at home that night.
And then you make these.
I'm not going to be all black women.
I need all the black ladies to get on his ass for me.
Do you see the shit?
Okay.
You see how I dress someone?
Snow sauce, no drip, nothing.
Yeah, bro.
You can't even put it together.
You got all this dusty ass sweater.
Yo, crazy.
I can see the ash on your face.
I'm here.
I couldn't even, I didn't even never notice white people being ashy, but you ashy as fuck.
Oh, I'm ashy.
I was defending you, but you said four.
I can't really have your face.
So what you trying to do?
And then when you stand up, you built like an upside-down Dorito.
You kind of bad build too.
Wait, which way is your profile picks your face skinnier than your actual face?
You face fishing, right?
Wait, which way does the Dorito actually go?
Does it go this way or does it go that way?
Upside down.
Upside down Dorito would make it down.
You get the top and Lilith Abdullah.
Are you mad that I don't think you're a 10?
I'm not mad.
I am a little bit upset.
I got a whole smile on my face.
We all ugly to somebody, but not me, though.
Oh, the camera does kind of disagree with that one.
Are you pulling up the Discord?
No, I got rid of it.
What do you want?
The Discord.
The four age advancements.
Can we get those going?
The age advance and the gender swaps.
Going around the table.
Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?
Hopefully, like my mama and my dad.
I hope so.
I think I'll be better looking.
Okay.
So better look, you'll be better looking at 46.
Yeah.
I mean, I look better now than I did when I was 26.
So I think it will all just keep trending, hopefully.
Okay.
What about 20 years' time?
Will you be better looking at 56?
Well, okay, like, are you talking about on the scale of like generally, like, general beauty scale?
Or are you talking about like you put my self when I'm like 66 next to myself today when I'm 36 and like you're asking who's prettier?
Yeah.
Oh, than me to like today.
Yeah, because like I think like I feel like I'm in my prime.
Like so for not better looking at 46 than you are now.
If you're judging it against like a previous age then yes.
Like I think sorry, if you're judging like my 46 year old self against my 36 year old self, I would think the 36 year old self was like met more beauty standards than I might care about when I'm 46.
Wait, so hold on.
I know this is going to confuse me.
Will you be better looking at 46 than you are now?
Yes or no?
No, probably not.
Okay.
Realistic.
If we go back 10 years, 26 versus 36?
I'm definitely better looking now than I was when I was 26.
Like.
Okay, better looking now.
You're 23.
Will you be better looking in 10 years time at 33?
I know I'm aging like fine wine.
Yeah, you are.
Okay, 20 years time at 43, better looking at 43?
You still talking to me?
Yeah, I am.
I'm going to age like fine wine.
I take care of my body.
I don't put trash in my body, so I expect to look fine for the rest of my life.
And even when I do get a little ugly, that's what plastic surgery is for.
Okay, 30 years' time at 53, will you be better looking than you are now?
Yep.
40 years' time, 63, better looking?
I don't have a problem.
I'm continuously evolving and getting finer and finer.
When's your peak gonna be?
I won't have a peak because I'm gonna always be sexy.
I love this attitude.
Okay.
So 73, better looking?
Well, then that's gonna start to, you know, naturally I'm gonna start to sag, but that's what plastic surgery is for.
You know, lift it up a little bit.
Pull his face back a little bit.
Okay.
83?
I'm gonna probably be old as everybody.
Hopefully that plastic surgery is a little bit different.
You're 19, better looking in 10 years' time at 29?
Yes.
20 years time 39?
Yeah.
30 years time 49?
Yeah.
So better looking 49 than 19?
No.
Okay, so in 10 years time, you'll be better looking.
Yes.
20 years time better looking.
Yes.
30 years time better looking.
I hope so, but I don't know.
But compared to now at 19?
I mean, to be honest, I don't think so better looking, but I'll still feel good.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's just like looking at like a young person and like an older person, you know what I mean?
Okay.
What about you?
Oh, me?
No, I think I'm probably at my peak right now, but I'm going to make sure I stay attractive for my partner, you know, given the age range.
Okay, so you're 27.
You're not going to be better looking at 37, is what you're saying?
Don't think so.
Okay, and are you better looking now, or were you better looking at 18?
Given that I had just left the UK with British teeth, definitely was not as good as now.
I fixed them.
Assuming you had your teeth fixed at 18, would you have been better looking at 18?
Probably, yeah.
Because my teeth were horrendous.
Okay, you're 29, better looking in 10 years' time at 39?
I don't know.
I don't really love the question.
It's a lot of ageism, but I do believe that for 39 or 49 or 59, I'm going to look as good as I possibly can at that age.
Will I look better than now?
I'm going to guess yes.
Wait, how is it ageism?
To compare an older person to a younger person and suggest that being young is the ideal beauty.
That's ageism.
Are you not familiar with the term?
Explain it to me.
I just did, but I can do it again.
Yeah, dude again.
So ageism is the idea that beauty is rooted in youth.
And so when somebody is being ageist, for example, they'll say, oh, this person's too old.
That makes them ugly.
Being older doesn't make someone ugly or less than.
So it's called ageism.
You haven't heard this term?
I'm familiar with the term ageism, although the way you present it to me was not particularly convincing in terms of it that being a reflection of what ageism is.
Oh, there's no need to convince when I'm literally giving you a fact.
So.
So you think it's ageist to think that younger people are more attractive.
What if that is the definition of ageism is to suggest that youth is what makes someone beautiful.
Sure.
Do you think when it comes to physical aesthetics, do you think men or women?
I'm not saying a sexual or romantic attraction.
I'm just talking about assessment of physical beauty.
Do you think men or women are more beautiful?
You're beautiful, I promise.
Yeah, answer the question.
What's the question?
What is where are you going with the question?
Is the motion of the music?
How is that not the fucking system?
Oh, so it's like a.
Do you think men or women are more beautiful?
Oh, so a fallacious argument.
Gotcha.
How is that fallacious?
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is.
Wow.
They didn't even know what that.
Do you know what that is?
Yes, I know exactly what it is.
Yeah, how is it fallacious?
Because we were discussing a topic, and instead of debating me properly with that topic, you chose a cherry-picking is what you did.
You chose a different move.
Oh, you mean a red herring?
It's not even a reason.
It's not a red herring.
No, it's not.
You're not.
I mean, you could say it's a straw man, but.
How is that a explain what a straw man is?
Oh, my goodness.
So do you want the answer?
No, why don't you explain what a straw man is?
I don't feel like doing it.
You don't know what a straw man is.
Because you're mad because you're not.
Because it's not a straw man.
It's not a strawberry man.
You don't know what age is.
You don't know what ageism is.
It would be prejudice towards someone on the basis of their age.
But now answer my question.
Prejudice is a, I mean, it could be that, yeah.
What was your question?
Who's more beautiful?
Women or men?
Yeah, do you think men?
Yeah, who do you think is more beautiful?
Men or women?
I believe women are more beautiful.
Wow, congrats, you're sexist towards men.
Yeah, well, no, I could have told you that.
What?
Huh?
What?
You don't understand?
I said I'm such a...
But so you agree, you agree with the logic then?
No, I have you.
Which logic of what?
Well, the logic would be: you said that you think women are more beautiful than men.
Using your logical framework, that would mean that because of your determination there, that you're sexist, because of you thinking women are more beautiful than men.
The discussion was ageism.
So this is the same thing.
Right, but I'm testing.
I'm exploring the logic.
There are many other questions that aren't the same as yours.
Absolutely pertains to your logic.
Okay, so if I believe that women are more beautiful than men, I wouldn't think that that makes you sexist.
I wouldn't think that that makes you a sexist.
She just said that that was sexist.
No, under her.
Do you know what?
You'd be smearing the conversation in the goalpost a lot.
You got to keep up with what you're talking about.
No, you just don't understand that.
You got to keep up with what you're talking about.
I'm sorry, go on.
Under your worldview, it would be sexist.
It would be sexist.
But those are your words, Brian.
Okay, you're saying.
Okay, I'll explain it then.
Calm down first.
Calm down.
Totally calm.
So.
I'm getting a little flustered.
Find your words.
So, this is how I break it down.
You said, well, if you thought that, say, people who are between the age range of 20 or 30 are more beautiful or more attractive than, say, people between the age range of 90 and 100.
That's called preference.
No, that's literally your argument.
No, that's called preference.
Ageism is the assumption that beauty is based on youth.
What I'm saying is that if I say, oh, I really think that 19 to 25 are the most attractive, that is preference.
There's a difference maker.
You understand?
Beauty, hold on.
Beauty is based on many different things, not just solely.
Exactly.
So when you ask.
But there are traits that people possess in their youth that correspond with assessments of beauty.
Based on society or based on your personal opinion?
Well, so beauty is subjective.
Yes.
But it's there are partially objective measurements to beauty.
Right.
So partially objective measurements to beauty.
Beauty is subjective, but what's not purely subjective?
It's not purely subjective.
Let's go with that.
What you're asking of us is to tell you whether we were more beautiful when we were younger, more beautiful now, or more beautiful when we're older.
That is the idea.
Your question demands that we be ageist.
How would that be ageist to make an assessment of one's own attractiveness in contrast to how you looked when you were younger, how you look now, and how you think you'll look when you're older?
That wouldn't be ageist.
Yes, it is ageist to say, oh, oh, what if my position?
Wait, question.
If my position is, is that all of you will look more attractive when you're 90?
Yeah.
Does that still make me ageist?
Preference.
What?
That's preference.
So what you're saying is preference, but what I'm saying is that your question is geared towards asking us, do you think you were prettier when you were younger?
Leading up to possibly another ridiculous question afterwards.
Wait, question.
Yeah, let me test the logic here.
Okay.
Do you think it would be ageist for me to say that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?
No.
Is that ageist?
That's called opinion.
How is that?
No.
Unless you can cite your sources, go for it.
Do you have the sources here on your computer?
Wait, hold on.
Do I need to cite a study to look up to the sky and make a determination that the sky is blue?
If, yeah, yeah, you probably do.
That's how we decided that the color was blue is by other people coming together and agreeing on a term.
It's called black.
Well, I think.
Okay.
Yeah, you're trying to weasel something in there that wasn't even the actual claim.
So you're talking about like language, but you agree that there's like wavelengths, and these wavelengths manifest themselves in a certain way, and that's color.
And like, for example, like in certain languages, it's not the word blue.
It's a different word for blue.
How do you say blue in Spanish?
But I was going to say something else.
I was going to say that there's a field of science where you have to explain everything.
So what she's saying is just kind of like that.
Like if there's like a thing where you have to say why this sky is blue and I'll stop, you know what I mean?
Like everything has a reason and explanation.
Oh, yeah, the girl with glasses, she probably needs somebody to explain it to her that it's blue.
She can't see it.
And you can't either.
Okay, so just to be clear, people are going to get seven.
Negative seven.
So is that the level of conversation that we're going to have, though?
Like every all the claims that I make, I need to have a study for, but you're able to forward claims without any studies.
I'm the only one with a computer.
Or I'm just going off my off the dome.
We're freestyling.
Yeah, you were asking questions about how we would look as younger and as older.
That's where we were going with the conversation.
Do we need a study?
Hold on.
Do we need a study to determine if do you think men are stronger than women?
Hell yeah.
I mean, that's an opinion.
Unless they know and have evidence to back it up.
Well, there is citing your study.
But do you think what is my opinion on whether men are stronger than men?
Yeah, do you think men are stronger than women?
Yes, I do.
I believe that men generally size.
Yeah.
I think that men can be sexist.
Are you sexist for thinking that?
I already told you I'm sexist against men sometimes.
Yeah, but are you not?
Is that one of your sexist viewpoints?
No, why would that be one?
Wait, so are you actually sexist towards men?
A little bit sometimes.
How so?
How am I not?
You know, I'm sorry.
What do you want to hear from me?
Oh, no, you have to switch it up.
You're trying to switch it up.
Yeah, I have a study right now.
So, did you consider yourself a misandrist?
I'm not a secret, huh?
No, I'm not.
I do not consider myself a misandrist, but I mean.
Okay, so why do you call yourself a sexist?
Oh, because I'm an honest person.
Sometimes you look at women.
I mean, I've heard you say that women are bitches a million times.
Why did I say that?
You said this bitch, da-da-da-da, that bitch, this bitch, that bitch.
Why would it be sexist to call a particular person who's acting bitchy?
Why would that be sexist to call someone a bitch?
I don't know, but I think that we call it a personality.
I could call a dude a bitch.
I could call it a false.
I think it's in poor taste for a while.
Great.
How is it sexist to call a singular woman who is.
Have I called any of the women here at the panel a bitch?
I think you said it to her once earlier.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
You're like, this bitch.
Yeah, it was in conversation, though.
It wasn't.
She said it, and then you said it.
It wasn't a bitch.
What is going on with you?
Yes, you did, Ryan.
It's possible I called you a bitch.
Yeah, you said like wrong bitch or something.
Hold on, but we would have to rewind the tape.
Well, hold on.
Just throwing.
Do you think insulting somebody suggests that they're a sexist because you insulted them?
Do I personally believe that that's what defines sexism?
No, I think that it can be.
So I like that you flipped it on me.
How are you sexist?
How am I a sexist?
Oh, you saw that.
You caught that.
Okay, keep up now.
So how am I a sexist?
Well, for example, and let's keep it crude, keep it simple.
If I see a man fall, I'm going to laugh and I'm going to be like, wow, they're so stupid.
They do stupid things.
So look at that one.
When people get hurt, that's funny.
Yeah, it's called Schadenfreude.
It's called?
Yes.
Do you do that for women too, or just for men?
Just for men.
When a girl falls, I'm like, oh my God, no.
When men get cancer, do you laugh at that?
No, no, not at all.
My father died of cancer and was a cancer researcher.
So no, I don't find that funny.
I don't find actual threat to life funny.
I do find like little, like, if you tripped, I would laugh.
I'm sorry, I would laugh.
I would find it funny.
But that's funny.
But only when men trip.
Yeah.
If a woman tripped, I'd be like, oh my gosh, girl, are you?
I laugh at anyone.
I mean, I don't know if it's objectionable.
Like, sometimes people laugh when somebody does a gaffe.
Like, they trip.
Yeah.
But if it's strictly towards men when they do it, is that the best example of you being a sexist?
That's not the best example.
I don't think we have enough time for that.
Me being sexist, I just, I don't know.
There's a lot of ways that I can feel sexist thoughts in my head, and I don't have to share them with you now because I can't think of any right off the bat.
But as soon as I think of one, I'll let you know.
Oh, for example, you might say that calling a man an incel is sexist against men.
I would not.
I would say that there are lots of incels, you know?
You know what I mean?
Wait, but that doesn't make you sexist.
Doesn't it?
That's what sexist men would say.
I mean, that's what men would say is sexist.
No, that don't sound sexist.
They just sound like you hate men.
I don't.
There's a lot of men I like and respect.
I mean, I, and it's not.
What makes like a man sexist?
What makes a man sexist?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I don't know.
I can't think of any off top.
I don't feel like, I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
What makes a man sexist against women?
Expectations that them being an OnlyFans model at 19 or 20 means that they're promiscuous and that they're not actually a virgin, assuming that while assuming another woman is actually a virgin based on her religion when you don't know the religion of the first one.
Calling a woman basically sled shaming or scarlet lettering, essentially.
I think that's sexist, yeah.
So, like, why would it be sexist to assume that somebody who's involved in sex work and there's massive amounts of evidence pointing towards OnlyFans?
Hold on, you gotta stop.
Stop.
I'll let you talk.
Sorry.
Wait, hold on.
Can we get the cameras going, please?
What is that?
Okay, so.
Sorry.
How would pointing out that a woman who's involved in OnlyFans and having questions as to the validity of her being a virgin, why would that point towards sexism and not just their relation to an industry which is built on like deception, fraud, and lying?
There's many facets to that industry and that what you're saying, I understand those parts of your point, but I do feel like assuming someone's promiscuity based on them being a woman and being in an industry that you maybe don't agree with, but assuming anything without proof or evidence, you're saying that you think this person is a liar.
I don't feel, I feel like that's sexist.
I think that a lot of men do it.
They do it very often.
They'll be like, oh, she does this.
She must be this kind of a woman.
She must be, you know, or, oh, look at the way she dresses.
That means she's sleeping around.
Or look at the way she's flirting with people.
That means she's this.
That's men are men do a lot.
Okay, you're going through that.
I think those terms get thrown around too loosely.
Now, if a woman is showing her ass in titties, it's only right for a man to think that she got peaches for sale.
I was always told: if you don't got peaches for sale, take that sign out.
But if you do got that sign up, you cannot be offended when you get the attention that your body gets you.
You are going to have to bridge how thinking someone is a liar equates to that being sexism because the individual who you think is a liar is a woman.
Just because you accuse a particular woman of potentially lying, that doesn't, you're going to have to gap the bridge to how that becomes sexism.
I'm gapping the bridge between how women being.
Okay, yeah, so yeah, it's just sexist to assume.
Assumptions are like assholes.
We all know the saying.
Making assumptions.
An assumption is based on her being a sex worker, not her being a woman.
No, it's still, she's still a woman, yes.
Wait, so if a bad woman is.
She's a woman also, but you assume that she's not doing, she's lying, but she's not.
That's that's confusing.
If a bad thing happens to a woman, it must be sexism.
No, I don't think a bad thing happening to a woman is always sexism, but I do think that if you treat women that way and you believe that they're less than because of the industry that they work in, then I do feel like...
Why would that be wrong?
I feel like it's a bit sexist.
I mean, you're consuming it, aren't you?
What if I were to say it's actually not about gender and I hold these same criticisms towards men in that exact same field?
That's interesting.
How many of those men have you had on your show?
How would that be evidence of me holding a different position?
I just, it's interesting.
Okay, cool.
Wait, hold on.
So because I've never had, actually, wait, we have, hold on.
We have had, if I recall correctly, hold on.
Sure, but I'll grant that, yeah, we have more women OnlyFans creators than we've had like men.
How would that point towards anything?
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
But did you want to talk about something about the red herring then?
Sorry, I got bored with this conversation.
I'm so sorry.
The age question, though, yes, it is asking us to be ageist against our younger or against our older self.
So that's just my perspective.
Okay, going back to my other question, going back to my other question, why would it be ageist to say that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?
No, that would be why that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds.
No, it would not be.
You're saying something positive about somebody of a certain age in contrast to somebody of a different age.
You can look up the definition.
But so, why, why would it be not ageist to say, I think this age group is more intelligent, but then it is ageist to say, I think this age group is more beautiful?
Or does your, has your logic just completely crumbled under my scrutiny?
No, so by that merit, what you're suggesting is that saying a 30-year-old is more intelligent than a one-year-old.
So, yes, your question was geared at asking us to establish, like, to estimate ourselves as more beautiful at a young age and uglier at an older age.
Your question, I mean, that literally is the point of the question, was it not?
Like, it is.
I mean, you're asking me, oh, is it ageist to do this, this, and this?
But yes, your question was geared towards having us say that when we're older, we're not attractive.
Hold on, you can respond to the question in any way you want.
I'm just, again, trying to explore the logic on this.
You're saying you think it's ageist for somebody to say that people, say, between the age of 20 and 40 are more physically attractive than people between the ages of 80 and 100.
And you think that that's ageist.
But then when I ask you, well, do you think that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?
That's not ageist?
I think one is based on your own opinion, and one is based on scientific facts.
No, it's awful.
Because, like, beauty, I mean, like for beauty, you have different things.
Like, I think beauty is defined in many different ways and across cultures.
And then, so you can't just fit, like, I don't know.
You just, I think that's more opinion.
But, like, if you're asking if like a one-year-old is smarter than a 30-year-old, no, that's like brain development.
And it also depends on the person.
I don't know.
Well, but then there would be, we could, okay, so you're talking about there's the actual structure of the brain.
Right.
Like, you know, like.
Okay, but then what about the structure of the skin?
Right.
So structurally, but what makes, what makes, what is beauty?
And like structurally, if you go to different, you know, cultures, you know, there's different standards for beauty, you know?
Well, I mean, even across cultures, there are, there are certain things across cultures that are similar that are preferred.
Right.
So, I mean, yeah, there's like different beauty standards in Asia or in Africa or in the West, Europe, whatever.
Yeah.
But I'm pretty confident to say that I could show, like, I could show anybody in the world.
Is it logically possible that the following could be true?
You have a really beautiful person, like someone you think is really beautiful.
And then you have a photo of like a really, really ugly person, really ugly person.
And we showed these two photos to every single person in the world.
And I think it, if people were being honest, I think with 99.99% certainty, most people would pick, if we were asking them to assess the beauty, they would pick the one that's how we would deem as beautiful.
Right.
So the idea that there's, while it's not objective, it would be universal.
So that does point to there being some objective components to beauty.
I think beauty is subjective, but it's not purely subjective.
But like brain development isn't subjective.
That's not.
Well, like you could argue that IQ tests are a social social, whatever it's called, construct, social construct.
There's facts and there's opinions.
A 30-year-old is smarter than a one-year-old.
That's simple.
Okay, but if like, but if I were to show a picture of 20-year-old Megan Fox and then 100-year-old George Washington, I don't know.
Fuck who.
George Washington's pretty hot.
Yeah, he is pretty hot.
That is fair.
I like him.
Just stay with Megan Fox.
Maybe I should pick a woman.
Madonna.
Pick Madonna.
She's older.
Jennifer Anderson.
Who's like a Pamela Anderson?
Yeah.
Deborah Burke.
She's hot too.
Benny White.
Dr. Burke.
She was really hot when she was Helen Miram.
What'd she do?
I mean, she fucks.
Meryl Street.
Wait, Meryl Street.
Nick, do you remember that?
I don't know if you were about Nancy Reagan.
It's like a white girl with.
You know that photo?
Never mind.
I don't know.
Drop her.
I'm going to try to find it.
I'm going to try to find it.
You're talking about like a hot girl?
Yeah, but I'm going to move it on, but I'm going to try to find it.
Will you be better looking in 10 years' time?
I think I'm going to look exactly the same.
In 10 years' time?
Probably.
20 years' time?
At 49?
Probably still the same.
Better looking?
Still the same.
Still the same.
30 years' time.
59.
I will still look like this until I'm 79, and then I will just look like a rotten avocado, and you'll have to throw me away.
Oh, okay, hold on.
I found it.
Hold on.
Oh, fuck.
What did I do?
God damn it.
No, Ah, shit.
I opened up in fucking paint.
What the fuck?
And then you're 29.
Were you better looking at 19?
Or better looking now?
Or the same?
Ooh, I think I peaked out at like 31.
31 was the peak.
Yeah.
And then now it's just kind of settling in the dust, and I'm just riding the wave.
I'm all right with it.
All right.
And wait, so do we just keep going up?
Do we just keep going up like 59, 69?
I'm going to look like this until I'm almost maybe like 70s, 80s, and then, yeah, and then I'll look dead.
Like I said, I'll be a shrunken avocado.
It's like an avocado.
You know, you put them on the counter and you're like, oh, it's not ready yet.
It's not ready.
It's not ready.
And then like you go the next morning and then it's all shriveled up and wrinkled and you're like, I gotta throw it away now.
That's me.
Basically, I'm just gonna be dead one day.
What about you?
I'm circling the drain.
You can't be asking me if I'm gonna be better.
But will you be 10 years' time?
Better looking or the same?
Even worse looking.
And then 57, let's go back in time.
Okay, well, better looking at 47?
No, I was not better looking at 47.
Better looking now.
I'm better looking now than I was at 47.
37?
I was way better looking at 10.
Better at 37.
I peaked.
That was my peak.
And then 27, were you better looking at 27 or?
Better looking at 37 than 27.
But better looking at 27 than 57?
You know.
Well, yeah, because of the young factor.
The young factor.
Yeah, as opposed to the old factor.
And then 27 versus 47?
47 was not good.
Yeah, 27.
37 better than 27.
37 was good, yeah.
All right, and then you're 24 better looking in 10 years' time at 34?
No.
Okay, makes it simple.
So here's the.
Do you have the photo?
It's not in like the weird.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Get it out there.
Who's that?
Try to like drag it, like you can probably save it.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Get it out of the Dropbox ecosystem, yeah.
All right, so I'm fairly confident that I could show this image to the entire world, and I think they picked the girl on the left as more attractive.
Really?
And so, I this would point to again, beauty is subjective, but not purely subjective, because there would be universality in people picking the woman on the left versus the woman on the right.
It's possible somebody might pick the you know, the woman on the right.
I'm not gonna say it's a hundred percent, everybody in the world would pick the woman on the left, but I don't know.
Does anybody disagree?
I don't see the problem with the woman on the right.
Is the person on the right a woman?
Okay, she was ugly as folk.
That girl on the left was way better, her body was nicer in her face, and she was younger looking, so we could be honest.
Oh, younger looking, but she's somebody like the other lady is somebody's type, somebody's gonna find her like a 10 out of 10.
Hell yeah, well, the other woman, I don't know, maybe statistically, they're going to pick the one on the left, right?
But we're not scientists of the beholders.
That should be wrong as folk.
That bitch was bad.
The one on the right was ugly.
Pull it up again, maybe, real quick.
Yeah, she's cute.
Yeah, by the way, like we were talking about like cultural differences, and I agree there are cultural differences like in Asia or in Europe or in Latin America, whatever it is.
But like certain traits, like symmetry, health indicators, proportionality, they're consistently preferred.
Yeah, because even in Latin America, the lighter you are, the more better-looking you are.
So, even that woman on the right across cultures, uh, larger lips, like full, full lips across cultures is deemed as in Asia, in no, you disagree with what?
Korea, no, in Korea, I mean, I don't speak for them, but apparently, no.
Oh, big loops, yeah, like in Korea, you want in you want small, thin well, but I'm pretty sure even lips, yeah.
I was gonna say, okay, let's say the black girl, she dressed up with like the same outfit as the other one, and she did her hair.
Like, the lighting really didn't hit her face.
Can you even see like half of her face?
And she has a nice smile, she's not ugly.
Like, I feel like we're judging her based off, like, well, other people, yo, get this girl some glasses prescription or something, bro.
You gotta get linked up.
This would be the seven.
You got I also think, like, we were kind of like pull that, pull it, wait.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
The outfit is the problem, a little bit like, I feel like I think that outfit looks good on her.
That way, that's more flattering than what if she was gonna wear it on her.
You can even see half of her face.
Can we zoom in?
Like, look at her.
Yeah, we can zoom in.
Well, the sun is angled on the left, so it is shadowing.
Let's be charitable.
The lighting is fine.
At the end of the day, the way you're judging this person is the way you judge yourself.
So, I agree.
Yeah, like she's beautiful.
Do you think there's anything we can know with common sense, not having to just prove it?
Like, you don't have to go and everyone knows like the sky is blue.
You don't have to check someone's parts to know for the most part that they're a woman when you see them.
Like, that's just common sense.
There are things we should just be able to look at that picture and not to degrade the woman on the right, but just objectively, yes, she is less attractive.
I don't understand why we have to like prove all these things with science and statistics.
Like, you can still come to knowledge with just common sense, the things we all just know to be true.
But common sense isn't common anymore.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
She might be attractive to people where she lives because if she wasn't, then there wouldn't be a million other people who look like her.
So, beauty is subjective.
We're looking at it through a Western lens.
We are seeing a Caucasian woman and a dark-skinned Aboriginal woman, and we're judging them based on that.
I know.
If you go back to kind of what I was saying, Felicity, I'm sorry.
I'm just saying that, like, what I wanted to say is that I think, like, ideally, across cultures, like, what you what defines beauty and what makes that?
It's like attraction of a man to a woman.
And for what?
For mating.
And when is a woman in her prime?
She's young.
She, you know, is probably in her 20s, 30s, whatever, right?
Like, there's certain features that can make that attraction easier.
And I think at the end of the day, like, those have just been passed down as what we find attractive overall in culture across the board in the world.
Yes, there are outliers, and she could be like the best mom or whatever.
And that can make her 10 out of 10 or to her husband.
So I just am saying that there's differences, but at the end of the day, it also goes back to what is that physical attraction for.
And I think it is just like basically saying that like you like women in their prime, which is like their time to have babies, is like what I think beauty kind of was built around.
Well, and also like think about art.
Like compare the Notre Dame Cathedral to like a hut on the side of the road.
What which one is more beautiful?
Like objectively, there is an answer.
We all know it to be true.
You don't have to have a scientific study to say that a Gothic cathedral is more beautiful than like a mood.
Okay, I get your point.
But there's objectivity in the world.
I think it's a Gothic cathedral versus like minimalist architecture.
You're comparing apples to oranges.
If you want to compare two things of beauty, let's take the Sistine Chapel and then take the other one.
That is a comparison of two art, two pieces of art.
You just pick two beautiful things.
Like each other differently beautiful.
Are they not?
You're saying they're not exactly the same?
No, they don't.
But those can both be beautiful.
Right.
Yeah, so that's our point.
We're trying too hard to be whoa.
It's either ugly or pretty.
No way.
So that's just combat.
Yeah, that's simple because you can't base somebody's looks off of because of the lighting and this and that, bro.
It's in your face.
And when you get older, you just become more less exactly.
And that's normal for women.
You know, we age, we age out.
So that's why take care of yourself while you can.
I mean, look at Salma Hayek, for example.
She's beautiful.
But she's still aged.
So it's obvious.
She looked good for her age, but she don't look like no 20-year-old no more.
And that's okay.
That is okay.
If she's an old woman who still looks good, that's what matters.
But that lady was old and she was not attractive.
We don't got to, you know, break it down, the lighting, and this and that.
Like, it's simple.
She was not attractive.
The one on the left was.
It don't got to be this woke, proud, whatever the hell Luke is talking about.
Oh, it's that Lucas guy again.
It's the Lucas guy that you like his face.
Woke, proud.
Yeah, I can't.
The one where he said he's ugly.
Let's dispense the woke proud, correct?
Oh, my God.
Okay, guys, can I speak?
Girlless architecture, yes.
Yeah, please do.
I was going to say that, like, imagine looking more like the one in the right.
And then now you're saying, oh, that lady is ugly.
Like, you know what I mean?
So many people look more like her.
Like, a lot of us don't look like the beauty center.
And we are constantly cheating something that is not even real.
People are getting like things done to look more attractive.
But like, who cares?
Like, everybody's pretty.
Like, you guys are all pretty.
And the two girls are pretty by like their own thing.
You know what I mean?
It's not about being woke.
About, like, why are you judging them?
And you're also judging yourself because you guys give yourself like your own rating, right?
I believe that everybody is, you know, how they look.
It's pretty people and it's ugly people, but it's all about your confidence.
That's what matters the most.
Because when you're confident, can't nobody tell you nothing?
So rock that shit.
Well, and there's it's not saying that they're not valuable as humans to point out that they're less objectively attractive.
And that's okay.
And like, I think one of the comments too about like beauty being objective, like there's this, not to get too like philosophical, but like Greek thought of truth, goodness, and beauty are these transcendental truths that they just are.
They're objective.
Truth, goodness, and beauty.
For most of human history, that was an understanding.
And only in the past couple, I don't know, decades, hundred years, okay, now you have to prove everything that this is less beautiful.
Everyone knows like the Mona Lisa is more beautiful than like what a two-year-old draws.
It can be, you can still find it to be like cute and beautiful in a certain way, but one is clearly objectively less beautiful.
I agree because if we boil it down to basic human nature, you know, let's take away modern, all this modern shit.
People in the wilderness, you wanted to procreate with the finest piece of specimen to create another fine piece of specimen.
That's just natural.
That's just human nature.
Because you wouldn't want to recreate with somebody that is, you know, mentally retarded.
You don't want to do that.
Because what does that mean for your own, you know, line or your own skinny pigeon?
Correct.
You want to create something that is beautiful and you're not going to go for something that is ugly if you want to create something that is beautiful.
That's just human.
First of all, the beauty center has changed so much over time.
Like if you look up like, oh, I don't know, a thousand years ago, what was the beauty center?
Like, I don't want to speak like factually because I don't know shit, but like I'm saying, like, it used to be like people that were ugly and big used to be looking to more attractive because the men that they have put our home or whatever, you know, like they were healthier.
I don't even know.
But you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
There's certainly like levels of culture that change niches or like specific parts of preferences.
But in general, I think most of us can look at something and just say which one is objectively prettier, more beautiful.
Correct.
You don't got to get into deep semantics about it.
I don't think it's woke to say.
I don't think that it's woke for a person to say, hey, there's two women.
I'm not going to compare two women to each other.
I don't feel like it's, I think it's in bad taste to compare people, especially other women, for me to sit here and say that one's prettier than that one.
What if either one of them was watching it right now and they were hurt by this?
I'm not going to compare women to one another.
But if you want to, I understand that.
I just feel like it might go against your religious statements that you've made.
Like my beauty doesn't take me to the bottom.
You don't need to go for her religious statements because she's backing up her claims.
If somebody is less attractive, who do you think woke is?
Individuals there.
I'm speaking just in general about beauty being an objective thing.
And this is not about judging someone's worth.
Everyone is made in the image of God and your beauty doesn't define your value.
We all just sat here and said that we were going to decide who the entire world would deem more.
Correct.
And that's all we talked about.
It was the most basic question.
Who looked better?
That was simple.
It was a simple question.
And you being woke by, you know, lengthening the conversation by explaining beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Fuck that.
Lady was unattractive.
It's that simple.
You don't got to complicate it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now there we go with the semantics.
Like she was unattractive.
You actually think you're a pretty ass?
Huh?
You actually think you're a pretty ass mega fucked?
Oh, yeah.
Because I mean, you believe that.
And that's you.
I trust you.
Like I was saying, yeah.
Like I put my hand up.
I feel like I was one of the two people I did.
Okay.
But that's your opinion.
And I like.
It's not an opinion when it's right in your face.
You know, y'all gotta stop trying to confuse or misconstrue opinion with facts.
That lady was unattractive.
It's that simple.
You don't gotta be so, you know, heartfelt witted or, you know, what do you call it?
Apologetic.
Stop the apologetic shit.
I think it's fair to say that I won't compare two women to each other.
And I don't think it's my place to decide what the world thinks is beautiful.
Maybe I think differently than other people do.
Yes, we discussed ageism and we discussed like older people being less attractive, then there wouldn't be granny porn, would there?
Okay, so there's people out there who like different strokes for different folks.
Some like Pepsi and some like Coke.
Hey, no?
Yeah, exactly.
So, I mean, there's it's just a difference, a difference of opinion, not truly a fact.
It's, but that's not opinion, though, it's just a fact.
Like, when you're less attractive, you're ugly.
That's simple.
But it's funny that you're having this opinion.
And I'm thinking back to the beginning of the show when he, Brian, asked us our ages.
And then it's, you know, there's opinions and facts.
And it's like, if you don't want to say you're eight, that's.
Oh, that's smearing the conversation because I told him a fact, my age.
Right.
I'm just saying it's just funny hearing these opinions coming from you.
But I'm not talking about opinions.
I'm talking about facts.
I'm not talking about them coming from Brian too.
But I told him a fact.
What does anything have to do with my opinion?
That was a fact.
So what are we talking about?
Nothing.
Because you can't misconstrue the conversation.
No, I'm not misconstruing.
I didn't say my age, but that's not an opinion.
That was a fact.
And I told him my age, which was a fact.
Right.
Keep going.
It's okay.
So are we smearing the conversation or are we staying on point?
Because we were talking about basic shit.
Keep going, Kevin.
It's just.
I know it's confusing with all of us sitting here.
I'm just, I just, it's just, it's just, it's just coming.
Don't take this wrong way, but because we are all friends before this, I guess.
But I, I just, it's ironic, sitting here and like hearing like Brian talking to you about simple questions that are facts and then and then hearing you run around the circle with it and then now we're talking about something and you're saying it was just a fact, it's just.
And so it's just interesting that we heard from Brian earlier about like it was literally just, like whatever he was telling you earlier was like what you're saying now and about, and so it's like I just am confused why it was confusing for you earlier.
Okay, so when I told Brian my actual age, was that an opinion or was it a fact?
I'm hoping it was a fact.
You're hoping it was a fact, or do you want to know that it was a fact or it was an opinion or you just not trying to admit that it was an actual fact when I said it?
I'm just, I am just saying all you got to do is answer the question.
It's a simple question, was it a fact or was it opinion?
When I told him my age, I'm assuming you told him the truth, so it's a fact.
Thank you, I don't need to be a driver's license.
That's it.
I'm talking about facts, I'm not talking about opinions.
So if you're talking right, so it's just I'm with you.
That makes sense.
What you're saying, I get you.
No women, y'all are smearing the conversation.
We not staying on point.
What we were talking about was the basic level of attractiveness, or not.
All it is well if the lighting was good, if she did lose weight, if her hair was tied up, if she had on a different top.
No, nobody asked all that.
It was a simple question.
And I answered the question.
I mean, we all, everyone, every single one of us, when we walked in, we all judged each other when it was good or bad.
It doesn't like y'all didn't mind calling me pretty, but y'all mind calling somebody ugly.
Why is that?
Because it makes them feel bad.
Okay.
It makes ourselves feel bad.
Does it make them feel bad or is it just the truth?
And, you know, sometimes people can't handle the truth.
I know what I feel and I say what I feel.
So me saying that I won't compare those two women is simply based on my character.
That's a thing that I'm saying.
It has nothing to do with your character if you call somebody unattractive.
That's part of how I view this world and I don't want to compare to women.
Yes, I'll judge myself all day long, but I'm not about to judge other women.
For what?
What does it get me?
I gain nothing out of it.
I think it just, I don't know.
I think we were just objectively talking about beauty and that's why it came up.
I don't think any of us would be sitting here judging that picture if we weren't, if it wasn't brought up in conversation.
Right.
So.
Well, did you observe anyone's features when you walked in?
Like anyone's outfits or whatever?
That's judgment.
That's natural for girls.
We always sizing each other up and looking at each other.
We dress for men.
And looking for men.
We don't dress for men.
We dress for other women.
I dress for men.
I don't know about y'all, but I dress for men and women.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
I think the point you're making is probably like we all make judgments.
Correct.
Everyone does.
Like you can't have a world in which we don't make judgments.
And so, yes, you can be charitable in those and try to treat everyone with respect, but it doesn't mean that we're not judging them.
And that's not inherently bad.
How I judge them is important, though.
So I could judge somebody in my head, but I don't say it out loud because it would be hurtful to them.
And not because I want to, you know, be gentle or easy, just because I choose not to emotionally devastate someone else.
I also feel like we can see who is really beauty, like, sorry, beautiful inside and outside from the way they speak about other people.
Yeah, that's a judgment.
Yeah.
That's an opinion.
But is it a fact?
My opinion.
We're never going to know what a fact is.
We're never going to know.
Is there proof on that?
Can you pull it up?
Case study, we can read about that.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure we all have thought different things about each other based on our looks and what we've all said.
Anything there's anything wrong with that?
I don't think that somebody's telling the truth, it makes them ugly on the inside.
In fact, it makes them a bold person.
Because what people do is lie.
You sit here and say, you don't judge women, but you know, if I was ugly, you wouldn't have called me pretty.
And that would have been you judging me in the first place.
If I didn't look like a certain way, you would have been judging me in your head.
So just because you don't say it out loud doesn't make it not true, doesn't make it not real.
I'm just saying what needs to be done.
But that's not, that's not what I'm saying.
I don't think it makes you more bold to be honest.
I mean, brashness never makes you feel.
Yeah, it does because people often overlook the truth.
And what y'all sitting here doing is talking about some, well, she would be pretty if this, if that, if this, if that.
So nobody's saying nothing now.
I never said that.
I said I don't compare.
How do you really feel, Jid?
Yeah.
Tell us how you really feel, Jid.
Please.
We're just going around.
She's shaking it.
Oh, she wants to move on.
Okay, here we go.
We got Lucas.
You asked a very specific question and you're not getting a specific answer.
I know it's rough.
That's how it is talking to women.
They don't give you a specific answer.
They like to talk in circles and smear the conversation and move the goalpost.
I think she's very specific.
Yeah, she was.
I agreed with her.
Libby, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, thanks.
Well, we got Lucas here.
Let's dispense with the woke prattle.
Beauty is mostly objective with some variability across cultures.
It is determined by symmetry and ratio.
For example, the golden ratio in women, youth is also an important factor as it is a marker of fertility.
Well put, Lucas.
Well put.
Thank you, Lucas.
Thank you for the super chat.
He follows this up by saying: both my wife and I agree that the based Brit is the most attractive on the panel and by orders of magnitude looks a bit like Kira Knightley.
Plus, she gets bonus points for her charming Mary Poppins accent.
That's so sweet.
Thank you.
So sweet.
Let me know if you want to babysit your kids.
Did you get let go from your modeling agency?
No, I still have one in Seattle and one in Hawaii, but my contract expired.
Oh, I thought because you became based or whatever.
Oh, no.
Like, you said you became more conservative since the last time you were on, so they dropped you from your company or whatever.
Yeah, no, one of them did, yeah.
They didn't like that.
I was peeing.
Because you went to Mar-a-Lago or whatever.
I did, yeah.
And hung out with a bunch of MAGA people.
I did.
You said you have a.
Wait, going through some of the notes here, then we're actually here.
I'll do that after.
We got a little fun segment here where we have put you all through AI.
We've aged advanced all of them.
I look like my grandma.
That's cute.
No, it's all good.
That was fast.
AI.
So.
Yeah, that's you a little bit older.
Okay.
We got Miss Dallas Fort Worth here.
Madam Houston.
Follow me everywhere on that.
Miss Dallas Fort Worth on Instagram and Snapchat and MySpace and OnlyFans.
Oh my God.
So, whoa.
We all know I ain't going to look like that in no damn 80.
You know, black people age like fine one, and I'm going to be one of them.
It's true.
All my girlfriends I've ever had, all of them aged very well.
I know.
Because I have a black wife.
Yeah, that's your truth.
It's my truth.
um what's okay I'm going to get it.
You said you would be better looking at 80, though.
So, I mean, this is kind of.
I said I will have plastic surgery to cover it up.
Now, naturally, I don't know.
Because, because, I mean, that can't see.
You look kind of good.
For 80, that's pretty good.
I do look kind of good.
You do look kind of like a good one.
I mean, it's not an ankles, you know.
The hair's on point.
You look good at 87 or whatever that is.
Shit.
Okay, next.
You got me.
Even.
Even that small hair.
Even that little pimple patch.
I do look like my grandma, though.
Look, look how bright it is on the left.
Now it's all just like orange and shit.
The pimple patch aged too.
It did it.
I look like my grandma.
Aww.
Oh, thank you guys.
All right, next.
Alex Accurate.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
Damn.
She looks like that girl from The Nun.
Oh.
No, no.
The D. All right.
Next.
Where'd he go?
No.
Not at all.
No, I'm half black, so it's not going to happen.
That's not what I will look like.
Wait, you're half black and half.
Half white, half black and half white.
Yeah.
So I don't have all the melanin, but I got a lot.
Skin elasticity is, I mean, your skin ages based on the elasticity of your skin.
So that's how that works.
I don't know why you looked at me like that.
I'm like, am I wrong?
We were talking, so I was just looking at you.
Sorry, okay.
It's not that deep, bro.
I like it, though.
Next.
All right, okay.
Oh, we next, I guess.
Oh, God.
I don't even look like my mother.
That's really friggin old, though, right there.
If I can give you a compliment, though, you said you're 57, right?
You look really good for 57.
You look amazing.
Very good.
It's all that very low stress police dispatch.
It's no kids.
No kids.
No kids and not married till I was 49.
Low stress police dispatch route.
That's a stressful job, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People are calling you.
Nobody calls you happy.
Yeah.
Nobody ever calls you happy and they just motherfuck you all day long.
Probably a lot of people.
It's like the worst moment of their life.
The ultimate customer service.
Yeah.
But I'll keep you from killing yourself.
I'll do it.
Oh, wow.
Okay, next.
Got to eat.
It's okay.
Not great.
That's nice.
Why does it actually shrink the eyes in a weird way?
It makes the wrinkles go around the outside of the eyes.
Eyelids get hooded.
Yep.
So everyone's getting blethoplasty.
Yeah.
Does anybody here have that?
Wait, what's the blephoplasty?
What is that?
It's basically the top of your eyelid droops down over the top.
You can get surgical correction for it.
I was thinking of the buccal fat removal.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, buccal fat.
That's over here.
Bucal.
Has anybody had that?
Bucal.
I look like I do, but I haven't.
Nice.
Okay.
And then do we have gender swaps or was that it?
Thunder?
We didn't have gender.
No gender swaps?
Yeah, I'll take sometimes we also do gender swaps too.
That's what is fun.
I've seen myself as a bald nail.
That's pretty funny.
Oh, we do have gender swaps.
We do have gender swaps.
While he's doing that, guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
Drop us a follow in a prime sub if you have one.
That's twitch.tv.
Whoa.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, boy.
Damn, these are crazy.
Some of these are crazy, dude.
Okay.
We'll get to that in a moment.
We'll do some.
Actually, I'll just do some show notes why he's getting those pulled.
Jade.
Okay, you have a business degree, religion.
You got a in religious studies and philosophy.
We did the British memes for Ish.
No plastic surgery.
No.
Okay.
Oh, you did a video.
We're not going to pull it up, but you did a video.
You call that Bonnie Blue.
The woman who slept with like, I don't even know.
I think it's 2057.
I don't think she actually did it.
In one day, I don't think she actually did this shit, though.
You said she did it in 12 hours, and they had like about, what was it, 20 seconds each?
Mathematically, maybe?
But I think they just claim shit.
Right.
Marketing strategy.
And then they don't even have to do the thing that's bad.
They can just say they did it and they'll still get the traction.
Like they play.
One of these girls, I don't know if it was Bonnie Blue or it was, we had her on the show, Lily Phillips, who did the same kind of stunt.
She pretended to be pregnant.
Yeah.
She had a little fake baby bump.
And she's like, I got pregnant.
And it's like a lot of them, a lot of these OF girls, they're just lying about some of this stuff.
Like, because it to get traction.
It's a.
That's a terrible example for women, but okay.
Yeah.
But you said something that deeply offended me.
Okay.
You said that her vagina looks like Arby's.
I googled it, though.
It kind of does.
Wait, you've seen it.
I did.
You looked.
Wait, hold on.
Like Arby's?
Jade.
You looked at her vagina.
I did.
I had to.
You had to.
That showed the type of time you had.
Well, I was looking for the video to see if she had slept with that many people, and I found a lot of the like, can I say gangbangs?
Sure.
And yeah, I mean, you see the guys pulling out, and it's like, you know, it's coming out.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what you mean because I haven't seen her vagina, but.
Would you like to?
But I don't think her vagina is not like that because she's allegedly fucked.
Correct.
If you actually educated yourself on sex, the size of a woman's labia does not mean she has had a ton of body.
A woman who's a virgin.
Minora around the entrance, though, it was very much like coming into the world.
Yeah, that doesn't mean that she has been sexually active all the time, every time.
I pull up the lady doing sex education.
A woman who's a virgin.
Why are you even checking for a woman's vagina count anyway?
You had that much time to pull up her picture?
Penis count.
Well, penis count is.
Right.
I wanted to see what was going on down there because if you sleep with that many people in one day, you're probably going to get sore.
Things are going to be swollen.
Well, most sexual people educate themselves.
So I'm pretty sure if she's sexually active like that, she's not just doing it raw or anything like that.
So that just shows what type of time you had as a woman looking up another.
I'm not educated.
Got it.
I think I say educated.
I went to Cambridge and Oxford.
But I mean, she's being a little sassy towards you, but a woman could be a virgin and she could have like large labia.
She could have, as you characterized it, some Arby's, right?
And a woman could have slept with a thousand dudes and have just like a little slit.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
There's a surgery.
As a big labia matter.
Big labia's matter.
Big labia maters supporter.
I found this offensive.
Okay.
I find it offensive that you're referring to women's vaginas and Arby sandwiches.
Okay, now you sound like wake-up sexes.
Would like an apology immediately on behalf, I'm the representative of women with large vagina.
Labia, excuse me.
Not the vaginas.
I'm sorry I offended you, but that's on you.
No, I was just now, excuse me.
I want a proper British apology.
A proper one, okay, like how Bonnie Blue apologizes to people.
Looks like you're in a bit of a pickle.
In a pickle.
Bit of a pickle, love.
No, I mean, if people want to get offended, that's fine.
If you have the labia minora or majora further up around your clit and all that area, that's fine.
That's natural.
You're born with it.
But if you're going to sleep around with that many men, you're probably going to get a lot looser down there.
There is no such thing as a bad thing.
I mean, not necessarily.
I hate it when it looks like beef and cheddar Looks like beef and cheddar down there Can't have that There it is Keep going That's it She's so good I need that on my Halloween No good cackle.
I love it.
You won't get any trick-or-treaters.
I'm just saying, you know, look, if the woman, she's got an Audi, she's got a large labia.
We shouldn't shame people.
We shouldn't genitalia shame people, you know, for how they're born.
I was just making fun of Bonnie in particular.
It's funny.
Bonnie in particular.
Because I feel like she's very dangerous for young women.
Well, if you can make fun of Bonnie, you can make fun of women like her.
So there are a lot of women like her.
I'm just saying, there's maybe, you know, as a representative of, I'm an ally of women with large labias.
We don't appreciate that kind of language in our community.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sorry that offends you.
Well, that's the typical narcissistic apology.
I'm sorry you were offended.
Okay.
I want you to take responsibility for the deeply hurtful words that you directed at the women I advocate for.
You know, everyone's going to get offended over something.
I'm deeply offended.
I'm hurt.
I'm hurt.
You've just, by you saying that, there was some woman who was following you who loved your based political takes.
Yeah.
But she had a giant labia.
And now, because of that, she just went and got a labia plasty.
There's 10,000, by the way, in the United States every year.
It's a very sad thing, very tragic.
If I became president, ban it.
It's banned.
Okay.
It can't happen.
See, she approves of my advocacy.
I can't tell you being sad.
All pussies matter.
I feel like I know where this is going.
Well, here's the thing.
All labia matter, but all labia can't matter until big labia matter.
Correct.
See, what's up?
Okay, so you'll see.
See?
See, we're on the same page now.
She's my homegirl now.
I thought you were my Caucasian, but now I got to switch it up.
Now she's the homie.
You did say your wives was black, so you should have been on my side from the jump.
Anyways, I'm just saying, you know, show put a little respect.
Put a little respect.
I can't respect Bonnie Blue and what she's doing.
No, not Bonnie Blue.
Yeah, she's a degen.
She's a degenerate.
But there's way more other ways to attack her.
You know what I mean?
It's just a common thing people have said, and it's kind of funny.
Yeah, but you know, in the same way, like the small dick energy thing, we got to get rid of that.
Small dick energy.
Small dick energy.
We can't be shaming men or women for their genitalia.
Because men can't change their penis size.
Women can't change their labia size.
So I should censor myself.
No, you just, I'm saying you shouldn't be, you know, non-immutable characteristics should be off limits.
Okay.
I was making a very specific joke about Bonnie because I don't like what she's doing, especially to young women.
Anyways, maybe a model or a supermodel.
Sorry, can you repeat that?
I didn't hear you.
Absolutely.
Are you a super model?
Okay, never mind.
Are you a model or a supermodel?
I'm not a supermodel.
What's the difference between a model and a supermodel?
I think a supermodel is a model who's got lots of covers and she's worked in multiple different countries, has a very high day rate.
Day rate.
Yeah, like if she's booked for a photo shoot, it's probably going to be in the six figures.
Six figures?
Probably.
Whereas like a regular model, like for e-com, probably getting 500 to a couple thousand a day.
Correct.
Okay.
Yeah.
Where do you, are you like in the five-figure?
It depends on the project.
But yeah, e-comm, it's like a couple thousand a day.
Okay.
Rock and roll.
Aren't you worried though with like AI and shit?
About what?
Like being a model?
No, because I'm aging out.
That's for the next generation to worry about.
Do you think there's got to be a worry there?
Like the AI stuff is close to being.
It almost got the fingers down.
Yeah, the fingers are good now.
Anyways.
But it is cheap to use for companies.
And as someone who, you know, understands business, I understand why they're using AI models.
Got it.
Yeah.
You said, I don't know if we need to get into this.
You're friends with Emily Saves America, and I guess, I mean, that was in your original messages, though.
You said you're in, like, you live in...
I was living in Seattle.
I just moved back to LA.
You're in LA?
Yeah.
Or are you further north?
No.
Oh, okay.
For some reason, I thought you were between like, what is it, like, Ventura and like Camarillo or in that?
No.
Okay.
Oxenard?
The Nard.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's see.
We talked.
Maybe we'll come.
Oh, old episode notes.
We'll come to some of that later.
Okay, we have Karen.
Going to Karen.
Wait, Karen?
Oh, this Karen?
Hold on.
I need to go to this Karen first, then I'll go to Corinne.
Corinne.
gonna get it right i need to just call me car okay Okay.
You said you started playing golf, the revenge story?
Oh, yeah.
That was pretty funny.
I think I just, I, so basically when I started playing golf, I kind of did it because I, the guy broke up with me because it was very complicated, but basically one guy said that he was.
that I dated before, said that he was still talking to me, but I wasn't.
And so he thought I like was cheating on him and I wasn't.
And so he broke up with me.
So I was like, fuck this guy.
Like, he likes golf.
I started playing golf because like his family plays golf.
And I was like, if he's not going to like talk to me, I'm just going to like become this like hot golf babe and like blow up my Instagram to like, you know, be like, ha.
And it blinked and it happened.
But we did get back together.
And then it just didn't, like, we aren't friends anymore or anything like that.
But yeah, it was a very interesting way to get into the world of golf.
Which, I don't know, do you guys play golf?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nope.
What's your handicap?
Oh, I'm not very good.
I just go to the driving range.
Okay.
And we go to Tory Pines every now and then.
You wrote, prior to your social media career, you were an alpha female.
Or you still are an alpha female?
I feel like, well, I feel like I was.
I think in the concept of what, oh, sorry.
I think where I was going with that is like in relationships.
I feel like I always kind of have been an independent woman and like took care of myself.
I've been like financially independent since I was like 18 and just like always worked.
And I think I was really working hard before my social media career.
I ran my, I worked in marketing and did marketing for a software company and then an oil and gas company.
Then I started my own marketing agency and I had like 12 clients and it was very difficult because I was like working like 13 hour days and stuff and it was like seven days a week and it was way too much work for me.
So I felt more of like an alpha female when I was like almost the provider in like the relationship that I was in.
And then like now I think with social media and just like kind of, I don't know, I definitely have become like less alpha and just more like laid back and relaxed the last like five years.
I don't know if they go hand in hand, but yeah, it's true.
I don't know.
Okay.
So.
So you said you want the guy to be the alpha in the relationship.
Right.
Take care of her.
Yeah.
I can't have it both ways.
I think in order, like, I don't know if any of you girls can relate, but I think that like when you are like an independent woman who's like taking care of yourself, like the man needs to step up for you so that you can kind of just let your guard down and just like not have to feel like you have to be the protector or like the breadwinner.
True.
Shouldn't no woman feel like that in the first place?
Because you're a woman.
You can't do what a man can do.
So to think that you're an alpha female, it's like it's silly because you're not an alpha.
I mean, alpha is a man's position.
I know.
I was for lack of better terms, but I think independent is probably better.
Like independent woman.
And why would you want to be an independent woman if you want a man?
I don't, I don't want to be one.
I just, I've just like had to be one.
I've been on my own since I was like 18.
Not on my own.
I have family, of course, but you know, financially independent and doing my own thing.
Like it's not like I can depend on someone else, you know?
Is it you couldn't get anybody to depend on you or you couldn't get anybody to depend on or is it that you chose not to?
You said it right the first time.
I could get people who could depend on me.
So why didn't you use that?
Why didn't you have people?
Why didn't you depend on people if you could get that if you could get that to happen for you?
No, I was saying the first time you said it wrong was right though because people were depending on me.
Like I was hustling so hard and it was almost like I was the breadwinner in my relationships for multiple reasons.
Like they would be like, you know, starting a career or whatever it was.
Like, oh, I'm going to be like making more money later.
So then I was like the main one that was making the money when I had like all my marketing clients and stuff like that.
So you want a man to depend on you or you want a man to depend on, but you also didn't mind providing.
It can be both ways.
You either, you know, want a man and you depend on him.
Yeah.
And then it's not just even financially or you be an independent woman and not depend on a man.
But you cannot have it both ways.
You can't say you an alpha woman and ask a man to do all of this for you because what that sounds like to him is that you don't need him.
But what a man wants to do is be needed.
Right.
But I've, and I, I've never asked a guy.
I've never depended on a man financially like for like in a relationship.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm not, but I'm also like, I'm not, I don't know.
My take on it is like I do want to be like, I want like a traditional like relationship, I think, where the man kind of just goes to work.
Of course, I'm going to have my own money.
Of course, I'm still going to have like my own like world and job and life.
But I, I, I'm not getting at it like from a financial standpoint.
I'm just saying like he just needs to step up and be the provider.
And in the relationships that I've been in, I don't feel like I can let my guard down around them until he does that.
So you saying that you would be in a relationship, but you would still have your own.
What's the point of being in a relationship?
Well, I mean, you're still, you're still with that person.
You want, I mean, I'm a monogan.
Oh, my gosh.
What do you mean you're your own?
Because like, she means financially?
No, she said that, yeah, she'd be in a relationship with somebody, but she still have her own, her own life, her ownness.
But if you're in a relationship with somebody, you share a life with them.
So why is it exclusion if you're in a relationship with that person?
I don't think it is in a relationship.
I'm just saying that I'm still going to have my own life and like bank account probably.
Like my husband and I have completely separate bank accounts.
Yeah, you haven't probably.
We don't.
We just work it out.
And I say to him, give me money.
And he gives me money.
And it's just like there's certain things I take care of and certain things he takes care of.
And if I need money for something, he gives it to me.
But we have completely separate bank accounts.
We didn't meld them at all.
And what's the point of being married if you can't share an account with your husband?
You know, I can share an account with him, but it's just a pain in the ass.
It was just that much of a pain in the ass.
All you got to do is put all that money in one pot.
But then we got a transfer from his and then from mine.
Now it just sounds like excuses because you in a relationship and you whole marriage, and you saying that you got a separate account.
I think a lot of married people have separate bank accounts.
Yeah.
And that's what's wrong with marriages nowadays.
I think we need to change the traditional route of marriage.
By the way, Jade, I don't know.
Your boyfriend sent me a DM.
Ooh.
Which one?
Good job.
Good job, Jay.
Handsome guy.
Wait, what?
Very, very good job.
I'm proud of you.
Well done.
Okay.
Oh.
James.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Well done.
Thank you.
Well done.
Thank you.
Handsome guy.
I'll just say that.
Handsome guy.
Do you have a little tickle in your pickle right now?
No.
I only, like I said, I only date black women.
Oh, Anderson, I'm sorry.
He is an Asian man.
So unfortunately.
Yeah.
If I was gay, I'm stealing them from you.
Oh, okay.
I'll keep that in mind.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
Okay.
I didn't say that.
Anyways, okay.
The fuck, that laptop came out of nowhere.
Wow, he really derailed you.
Karin.
Yeah.
You said you always dated athletes, celebrities, and also normal guys.
From blue-collared guys to country singers to professional athletes.
Okay, which athlete?
NBA?
What are we talking here?
Well, I was engaged to a guy that played for the NFL, and then.
Wait, he paid for the NFL?
He played.
Oh, played in the NFL.
Quarterback?
Wide receiver.
He was.
Why?
Because they're white.
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
Quarterback.
No.
I mean, Michael Fick.
That's making such a very good quarterback.
He was a.
That was crazy.
Oh, my gosh, it's been so long I thought about his position.
He was like a tight end.
Defensive tackle.
He was on defense, but it wasn't.
He, yeah, I honestly don't remember.
This is great for me because I've been trying to forget.
So, no, I don't know what his position was, but I know it was on defense.
But how many linebackers?
How many different NFL guys have you dated?
More than one?
No.
Two?
Two?
NBA?
No, no, no guys on NASA.
NHL?
NHL.
Couple hockey players.
Couple hockey players.
How many hockey players?
I mean, I played lacrosse, and lacrosse is a lot like hockey.
Yeah, so similar.
Actually, it is true.
There's similar rules.
They have restraining lines.
They have like hard boundaries.
Believe me, I mean, like La Crosse's rules are basically MLB.
Some baseball players?
Yeah.
How many baseball players?
We're talking about two.
Two again.
And so you said some celebrities.
Anybody we'd know?
Like a couple, like a couple singers.
Some singers.
Yes.
No.
No rappers.
No rappers.
Country singers.
And I'm trying to think.
I don't really, I don't know because I don't really view like, I don't know, what most people might think is like a celebrity or whatever.
Like, I don't really like it's not.
Young gravy?
No, I actually can confirm I have not hooked up with nor ever dated Young Gravy, and I wanted to drop that news here on this podcast right now.
Thank you for sharing that.
And here's, I guess, okay, so you've dated a bunch of athletes, celebrities.
You said that you struggle finding quality men.
They're not quality men?
Well, I think for me it's harder too because I play golf.
And so there's a lot of really good guys in golf, but it makes your dating pool in that like most women, they can just go on Tinder and like, you know, they have a hundred percent dating pool, but how many guys like play golf?
So it's like it cuts it down.
Tiger Woods to 30%.
Tiger Woods.
I'm not going to say.
I'm just kidding.
No, I wish.
No, no.
You wish?
No.
But I'm like, I can link you up if you want.
I mean, he's definitely like one of my idols.
Yeah, but he's just looking for something casual right now.
Are you like DTF?
Like he's not trying to like do wifey.
Like, you know, he just wants like a quick.
I think he has a girlfriend right now.
Yeah, but that didn't stop him in the past.
He's really nice, though.
I wouldn't do that.
But like, let's say he was single, like, could I link you guys up?
If he was single.
But just for like a quickie.
No.
I mean, can I play his golf course before?
Just kidding.
Anyways, you said struggles, you struggle finding quality men and dating while being an independent and conservative woman with traditional outlooks.
Those are big words.
Hold on.
The wine and the tape.
Yeah.
Conservative and traditional.
A little bit.
Are you traditional?
I mean, compared to OF.
I mean, again, going back to what I said originally is like, you can, once you like start an OF, you get kind of put in this box and there is always going to be outliers.
Do you show your vagina?
No.
You don't show your vagina.
No.
Really?
You could have had a bunch of subscribers about saying made.
Maybe I do.
Maybe I don't.
I don't know.
I've seen your Instagram and that's public.
There's camel toe on there, bro.
That's not traditional.
You can't.
That's not traditional.
I think a lot of it is just like that is.
You pull those fucking things up.
My shorts up, Mark.
I know.
Yeah.
Girls got to breathe.
You don't got to hold on to that traditional idea.
If you like showing your body and showing it off, that's okay.
Yeah, but she can't.
I think this is where you claim traditional or conservative.
Yeah, she can.
I'm not going to do it that.
But I mean, she could want to deport all the immigrants and still be a strumpet.
Like, that's okay.
Like, you can be the biggest hoe ever and be like, I don't want any illegal immigrants.
I want, well, you could be against abortion, I guess.
You could not be a wokeie and still show your butthole on the internet.
Like, it's possible you can be both.
So I guess conservative, what are you really conserving though?
Maybe you, you're a Republican?
You're a Republican.
I think who I am as a person, like I am very conservative and traditional as a person.
But if you look at my online identity, it's like way different than like who I am.
And I think that's what's interesting and like why I consider myself like an outlier.
Conservative, that could be debatable because maybe like your actual politics, if we're speaking specifically about politics, like yeah, you agree with like the Republican, you know, just across the board, all the positions.
Traditional, not willing to grant that you're traditional while you're showing your butthole on the internet.
I wouldn't really necessarily like butthole.
I think that's not necessarily butthole.
I can be proud of how you can.
Half a butthole.
You show a portion of the butthole.
I'm telling you, like, like, there, what, what is your, like, idea of an OnlyFans girl?
Like, what is she doing on it?
Well, we've had, we've had OnlyFans girls who come on the show and then they lie about their content.
Oh, I don't do that.
And then it's like literally, I don't know if like somebody in the Discord or on Instagram can be like, actually, Brian, I found her, she's doing hardcore corn.
Correct.
She's doing XYZ.
Because these hoes don't be proud.
They don't be proud.
They be ashamed of what they do.
Because they look at their OnlyFans as just a job and not like, you know, something to be proud of.
If you're showing your body off, show your body off.
But if you're going to do something, do it.
Do it.
Do that shit.
Do that shit.
10 toes down.
Do that shit.
Be proud.
All these OnlyFans always talk about somebody.
I don't do this.
I don't do that.
It's okay if you do, but just be proud of it.
Be proud of it.
Where are you running away from the shit?
Why are you running away?
If you put your pussy lips on live, put your pussy lips on live.
Like, I don't.
Express those pussy lips.
When I first, we bleach our asses for a reason.
What the fuck?
When I first started my OF, I didn't even show my boobs.
Like, I literally was like, I'm very, like, I don't, you know, I think I just think that it was like very.
I think that you just get placed into this.
And I think I've made a lot of money from people assuming I am doing these things.
You go wrong by letting people place you in that box.
Don't let them out.
I don't put you in a box.
And that's why I say, like, okay, then if you want to show your titties, you show your titties.
That's right.
You're not on OnlyFans.
We already know what's going on on OnlyFans.
Discord.
You show your ass, you show your titties.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Is she posting?
Wait, Nick, don't look for it, Nick.
Wait.
Are you?
What are you doing now?
I've already subscribed.
No, let's get it.
No, don't worry about that, Nick.
Don't look it up.
Don't look it up.
I'm just saying, like, it took me a lot because, I mean, it was really hard for me to start my OnlyFans because golf, I knew I was going to be falling on that knife because golf is such a conservative world.
Have you ever put golf balls in your hoo-ha?
I don't know about you, but I know them golf.
Have you performed fellatio on a golf club?
What is like, like, what do you mean?
Like, what that?
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
What do you mean?
Like, what?
Like, fellatio.
Oral.
Sing the D.
No.
I think I've done a couple cute things where I'm like, like, opposing with it or, like, something, and I have like my tongue out on the grit, but it's not, I would never, I don't do a lot of, I know.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
But I don't think, look, you do OnlyFans.
Your camel toe is all over the place on your Instagram.
I don't think, I don't know if you can even claim conservative.
I mean, I don't know if you can claim conservative.
Online, I don't look conservative or what are your thoughts on immigration?
You want to deport them all.
I am 100% for immigration.
Do you want to deport this Canadian?
Do you want to do it right?
No.
Do you want to deport this poor Canadian Cuban woman?
I have a lot of friends who are immigrants.
My friends from Greece.
I had one from Hungary.
I have a lot of white friends too.
Wait, so you don't want to deport the illegal immigrants?
No, I think that it should be done legally.
I 100%.
We should legally deport the illegal immigrants.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
Let's legally deport them.
Yes.
Yes.
But I'm saying if they're illegal, like I'm saying, I'm all for immigration.
If they do it legally.
Yeah, I'm talking about illegal immigrants.
Illegal immigrants.
And if someone's in the country, yeah.
I mean, I think if they're.
I'm trying to understand your conservative.
That's what I do agree with that.
Okay.
Yes.
I think that if this is our country.
Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
I'm pro-life.
Okay.
Are you?
I just think there's a lot of like most of the time I'm going to be on the right side of things right down straight across the board.
And I think that there's also, I mean, for pro-choice and pro-life, I think the only exceptions are like if there's a health thing.
Oh, okay.
I don't.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or like, yeah.
But.
Yeah.
Well, okay, moving off the politics, though, I think it's going to be very difficult to claim traditional, but BTW, Lincoln Bio.
I know.
It is hard.
And I think it reflects on the dating for me, too.
It's hard because I think you're dating should be able to accept you.
That's simple.
Good in their life.
So y'all finding men who don't accept y'all for what y'all do.
And that's why all these OnlyFan hoes, they are ashamed to say what they do on camera because they got these men that like it at first.
And then they get these men and these men trying to change them.
But y'all don't need to find those men that try to change it.
Find the men that accept y'all for who y'all are.
Holla at me if you really want that.
Sister.
At Madam Houston.
Do you think that these OF girls are hoes?
Yeah.
We got three OF girls here.
I don't know.
She's called Leah, right?
That's her name.
She's calling you a hoe.
Are you going to let her are you going to let her talk to you like that?
I honestly don't really care about her opinion.
Like, that's her opinion.
She feels like she wants to argue.
I'm not arguing.
I'm having a conversation.
I'm not a hoe.
I literally we all here having a conversation, right?
What makes offense?
That's you taking offense, but that's not me arguing.
I'm literally not arguing.
She just called you.
Wait, check her out.
I'm telling you a proud hoe, though.
If you're going to be a hoe, be a proud hoe.
Don't be around being ashamed of being a hoe.
That's what she's going to do.
Be a proud hoe.
What makes somebody a hoe?
Hold on, one second.
She's calling.
Just let me finish really quick.
She's calling you, you, and you, a hoe for show.
I think it's more like an endearing term.
Like, you know, like, she's saying you're a hoe for show.
Or if you, I don't know.
I don't think it's like.
She was a hoe.
If I call you a hoe and you take offense, that just shows more about what you think about yourself.
Because I'm not, I don't mean no shame.
She's calling you a hoe.
Be proud of that shit.
I think that a hoe requires physical activity with the person.
So doing something online behind a paywall, making content for the internet, yeah, it's a little slutty, sure.
And I'm okay with that.
Boy girl.
So it can't be slutty.
Not have.
Never.
Never have.
Never.
Nope.
Not even once.
Not even that one time.
Not even one time.
Okay.
I pooped on your face.
Are you saying that there's something wrong with it if you did?
No, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Because she's calling you a hoe.
It doesn't bother me at all.
I'm just, I thought that you did OnlyFans too for some reason.
I don't know.
In my head, I was like, oh, we're all, you know.
I might know.
I might start the OnlyFans and I'm going to show y'all how to be an OnlyFans hoe.
Because I'm going to be a proud hoe on OnlyFans.
Wait, are you a hoe?
Oh, my shit.
And I ain't going to be afraid to say I show my pussy lips on OnlyFans if I have an OnlyFans and I'll show my face.
Are you also a hoe?
Who's afraid, though?
Are you also on a hoe?
Say it with your chest, though.
Y'all not saying it with y'all chest.
What's your mission?
Y'all sound like y'all ashamed of something.
Are you also OnlyFans?
Be proud of it.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not going to offend nobody.
Who is this y'all though?
Because I only heard you hear one person's perspective.
Hey, if the shoe fit weird.
Y'all shoe fit weird.
We're not.
We didn't say that we don't respect what we do.
You heard her give me a ton of people.
Is she trifling on the side?
If the shoe fit wears conservatism, that's trifling to do with me or the price of rights in China.
So now we're smearing the conversation.
Now we're smearing the conversation.
I really need to let other people come into this.
Okay, well, I don't know.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
Is it too late to send pictures of my feet?
Don't ever too late.
No.
Never too late.
God damn.
You should do videos of you like crunching cake requests videos.
Is she trying to do that kind of stuff?
I think she's argumentative.
I'm not arguing.
I'm just having a conversation.
Now you're getting offended is not even a good idea.
I'm not offended.
I just know an argument.
Madam Cole.
Well, you were, and you're not proving your point.
I didn't need to.
I'm from Houston State.
All I'm saying is if you're going to have an opinion, back it up.
That's all I'm here to do, too.
You can't say I'm argumentative if all I'm trying to do is have a conversation.
If you can't prove your point, that's your fucking question.
That was the point we needed to prove.
He asked us, do we agree with her that we are hoes?
We don't agree.
That's what we're saying.
I wasn't arguing with you when you played hoes.
CCO, but she pushed your ass online.
I do, and I'm proud.
Okay, then I'm saying that.
So I'll say it.
Bitch, I said it.
Like, I never said I wasn't.
Okay, then you don't got to get offended.
All I'm saying is you're offended by how you act.
She's not because y'all.
She ain't never your opinion.
I never said I wasn't proud.
How do you think I pay for the trip?
Here?
No, that's good for you, baby girl.
But all I'm saying is, if you're going to be on OnlyFans, be proud to do it.
Don't be ashamed.
Is Leah your possessor?
Instagram?
Well, y'all.
And I showed you.
All I'm saying is y'all not acting like that.
I was never like.
Yeah, that energy don't lie.
It doesn't.
Why are we acting like we're energy?
Don't lie.
Because at first, it's okay.
If you're on OnlyFans, oh, yeah, I'm a hoe, baby.
I'm the best hoe.
I'm the classiest one, too.
What did you say?
Because I'm a valuable woman.
That's what I am.
She's calling you a hoe.
She wasn't saying me because I'm not a hoe.
She said.
She says you got OF, though.
You got OFs.
But she said that you have OF, but she thinks that makes you a hoe.
But that's her opinion.
I think she's like, hoe.
Doesn't she don't even remember how many people she slept with?
But the thing is, if you, now we're going back to the conversation.
Now you're a virgin, but you stick fingers up because now we're all over the place.
If you're going to go that route, if you're going to go that route, then we can be all over the place.
All we're going to do is stick to the topic.
Then that, I mean, why didn't you get paid for it?
It's crazy.
You know what I mean?
All I'm saying is you said you don't do this, you don't do that on OnlyFans.
Like it's something wrong with it.
But now it's nothing wrong with it.
But if it was nothing wrong with it, then you would have done it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I just choose not to do it.
But if you're going to be having sex with all these people, polyamorous people, and you think that there's nothing wrong with sleeping with multiple people, but you're really gaining nothing out of it, who's the real hoe?
Who's not gaining nothing out of it?
Because I know if I said a standard and that's me, I'm saying that.
If I ask somebody to do something, who's the hoe here?
Am I going to be a bad person?
Who is getting something out of fucking somebody?
Because I literally don't do that.
It just sounds like y'all taking it personal, baby girls.
And I'm not trying to offend y'all.
All I'm doing.
You want to prove it both?
I love to argue.
I love to go back to the box and do it.
What's other words that she said I don't know?
Both of y'all talking at the same time.
Like the topic of the ears I don't hear.
I don't hear nobody with y'all talking at the same time.
So if both of y'all want to talk about it, speak, you ain't saying nothing all week.
You ain't got to be here.
You said nothing all day.
You ain't saying all day.
And I'm going to be that bitch.
Keep saying it.
You do give a fuck because you're going to be here in this little ass red dress talking about nothing.
Bitch, don't get the word red.
Like, what's wrong with her?
What are we talking about?
You see what I'm saying?
What are we talking about?
We're talking about it.
Because all it does is sound like all of y'all is taking offense.
Are you okay?
Y'all can't.
Are you okay that we make a hoe?
I said, I'm not a hoe.
We said we're proud of doing well.
That's not my problem.
We don't have an issue.
I'm not a hoe.
But if you want to say I'm a hoe, bitch, it's not your opinion.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
So I can have an opinion, right?
No, I never said that.
Where are you getting?
Let's get this reward.
Let's get back.
Did I say that?
You're not proud.
You're not proud.
You're the one bragging about all the people you slept with.
Have you seen us trying to push our business onto these people?
Although y'all can go subscribe to my page.
But have you seen us doing that?
You don't even work for that industry.
So why are you bragging about sleeping with all of these men as a way to get what kind of attention?
And it's for free.
I mean, who was bragging about people I slept with?
Who did that?
You.
You were.
So I did that?
Yeah.
Fact-checking.
I felt that you were bragging.
Now you're wrong.
That's my perspective.
And now you're saying that I'm proud.
Now you're shaming me for being proud because now it just sounds like you're upset that I'm proud to be who I am.
I'm upset that you are not.
And I'm calling that into question.
Y'all aren't proud of yourselves.
Y'all aren't proud of yourselves.
Just because we're not boastful about the things that we do sexually with other people, we haven't talked about it.
You have.
But if you want to talk about it, don't call us hoes when you're like boasting and bragging and for what?
Where's the link?
You're just telling us stories.
Nobody's doing it.
She's promoting it.
Does she know it's actually better?
Why would we waste our time like that?
She's promoting already.
Okay, okay.
She's going to open my eyes down and probably.
If you want to do something, then do it.
That's all I'm saying.
We are doing that.
We do it.
All I said proudly was energy doesn't lie.
You over here whispering.
Yeah, I do OnlyFans.
I don't need to.
I have one question.
Energy don't lie.
If you do it, you do it.
Now you mad because I'm proud.
You mad because I'm confident.
That's all it sounds like to me.
Nobody's mad or worse.
That's all it sounds like to me.
To be honest, because I think if y'all really heard me, I didn't say nothing wrong.
I'm on y'all side, but y'all can't see that because all you hear is what you feel.
No, you being a bitch.
Being in your fucking emotions.
All you hear is what you feel and you in your emotions like a little bitch.
That's what you lost.
So you started to get out of the way.
That's what you acted like.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you.
Trying to call us.
Bishop personal.
I'm taking it personal about not having a conversation about it.
Because what it sounds like is y'all are arguing.
You just call me a little bitch.
Nah, I took personal.
Sorry.
Nah, I took personal.
Okay, and I'll talk now.
Yeah, sure.
All I'm saying is live y'all true.
If y'all can't live y'all's truth.
It's on self-control.
399 guys.
Trifling.
There's too much trifling going on.
Volito, thank you for the gifted 10 memberships.
I have a question.
How would the spirit of Fidel Castro feel about you being an OF strumpet?
I don't even think he would know what that is.
Is he still alive?
He's dead.
Is Fidel?
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's got a son, though, right?
Supposedly.
He's the new leader of Cuba.
His, like, his brother's daughter's husband, if that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all fun.
It's all in the family, though, always.
But I feel like if he had a choice, he would make me go to jail or like, no, let me do this, probably.
Thank you, Velito.
He would send you to jail.
Straight to jail.
Straight to jail, right?
Straight to jail.
To like do it for me?
In Cuba.
In Cuba.
Maybe he would sleep with me, but like, what's that?
Maybe he would sleep with me, but like, in jail.
The ghost of Fidel Castro.
It was alive.
It was alive.
Oh.
Yeah.
If the ghost of Fidel Castro.
Hold on, wait away.
If the ghost of Fidel Castro came down in the studio right now and he was sitting where I'm sitting and he was looking at you and like he was disappointed.
Like how would you, what would you say to him?
I would actually love that.
Say it in Spanish.
I'll be like, um, lo siento, pero como que en non nos alias en mucho.
Like, I would try to like defend myself, to be honest.
Say it in Spanish.
Go ahead.
Didía, like, Fidel, pero mijo, pete pa la la pinga porque la nosedo tana, nos noite de comia, nos nojitena estoy aquí porque fuisto mal presidente.
Word I say that, like the reason why I do OF or the reason why I'm here is because of him.
Because like if my country was good, I would be there.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, that was not mine.
Hold on.
The reason you do OF is because of Fidel Castro.
Okay, but like.
Definitely putting you in jail if you go over there.
Oh, fuck.
Straight to jail.
Imagine I can't.
They're like, we saw what you said.
If they don't let me go back, I'm going to.
I'm going to go to studio.
Straight to jail.
For the wrong reason.
Straight to jail.
They do.
Yeah.
But we're just trying to make a living.
I feel like I would like him, though, because he has a lot of power.
Would you have done an OnlyFans video with Adele Castro?
I would.
Like my first big girl.
Yikes.
Lucida.
Wow.
I mean, depending how what age?
What age is he looking at?
Like, the last picture of him was really old.
And never gonna financially recover.
Yes.
Anyways, let's do the gender swap.
All right.
So, guys, we have put you all through a gender swap AI.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sweet cheese.
And you're going to tell me, would you date the male version of you?
No.
I don't know.
Oh, Bud Bunny.
Okay.
Not the middle one.
Why does it look like that?
The middle one.
Why is there two?
Oh, and Nick, can you make it maybe a little smaller?
Doesn't she look like a Bud Bunny?
Confused.
What?
A one without beard and one with beards.
Well, us, but also the image itself.
You want to make me smaller?
The beard should be able to do that.
Make the image smaller.
That would be easier.
Yeah, that's funny.
I would.
Okay.
That's like the worst picture of me, by the way.
Like, when was that?
Would you date yourself?
Yes or no?
The male version of you.
Does he play golf?
All right, next.
Yes, because he plays golf.
Next time I go.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
Would you date the male version of you?
I know.
In real life, I would look way better than that.
So yes, I would.
I will be a handsome boy.
Yeah.
But would you date that guy?
Yeah, I'd be a handsome boy.
What do you rate?
Is he a 10?
Is he a 10?
Like, you're a 10.
So is he a 10?
Yeah, he's a 10.
He's a 10?
The male version is going to be her first 10.
He just needed to clean his beard up a little bit.
I look like my uncle.
Oh, my gosh.
Would you date the male version of you?
He's even got a star.
I don't know.
I feel like I would have.
I would.
I would.
You would?
Yeah.
All right.
Next.
Oh, my gosh.
Would you date the male version of you?
It doesn't look like there's much going on upstairs, so no.
A little bit vacant.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, that.
But I mean.
It's like me, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's nothing of you.
You don't even have blue eyes.
No, no.
Not really.
I'm all right.
You wouldn't.
No.
Wouldn't date him?
All right.
Next.
That's not even close to it.
Nothing about that looks like me.
Well, I get the maybe the eyes.
Honestly, though.
And why do I have such an ugly haircut?
I was thinking the same thing about my guy.
I'm Latino.
They all need a good one.
They need a new barber.
Honestly.
I wish I had that much eyebrows.
Wait, so you wouldn't date him?
Not my type.
Because I feel like he's kind of out of your league a little bit.
Oh, you're so mean for somebody who looks like VeggieTails.
The fucking thing.
Veggie Tails.
That's my favorite.
Veggie Tails.
I love it.
All right, next.
Doesn't she look like Russell Wilson on the right?
Her male version?
Would you date?
Would you date the male version of you?
Not bad with the beard.
No.
Yeah.
Kind of like.
Because you said you're an ape.
Very charming looking.
Not bad.
I'd go for the guy with.
Yeah, I'd go either one, actually.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, next.
Oh, that was really bad.
Wow.
I feel like Buffalo Bill rednotted.
I'd fuck right now.
Oh, my gosh.
He looks like he's from Ohio.
I'm from Buffalo.
Oh, there.
There you go.
Next.
Would you date the male version of you?
He looks like a gentleman.
It's not awful.
I like the blue eyes, but yeah, I think I would.
It goes to show.
The scratch balls along the bottom.
That looks pretty bad.
That looks fair.
That's a fair reasonable.
No, you wouldn't?
No, I would.
The right values, the right value.
No, I think that if he was like a Christian conservative, that'd be a good idea.
He was super based.
Okay, next.
It's gonna be Felicity.
Oof.
Oh, yikes.
Always doing you dirty, Felicity.
It looks like an in-sync member.
Those like frosted tips.
Messed out.
Or like a mug shot.
Where's yours?
The guy in the middle is like in jail for sure.
This is me sound kind of random, but you is anybody getting like you look like an ant in the first photo.
Like the bug or the lady?
The bug.
Oh.
You know, like how some people look like animals?
No, like the certain characteristics.
Yeah.
I'm getting like formic.
What's formic?
She reminds me of flick from.
Never mind.
Anybody, is the chat getting what I'm putting down?
Formic.
What's formic?
Formic?
Yeah, she reminds me of flick.
She reminds me of flick from Bugs Life.
You know what I mean?
Chat, maybe?
A little bit.
Just a little.
All right.
Oh, am I chatting?
Yeah, you're right.
You show right, Tim.
Appreciate you.
They're saying no.
People are saying no.
Okay, whatever.
A bug's life, all right.
Okay.
You look like a famous actress, and I can't place it.
Use one with my beard, though, maybe.
I don't know.
Maybe it fucks it up as well.
How many years ago was this?
She was on the well, they put a weird comment.
She's like a comedian, kind of like funny.
Talking about the one in Bridesmaid.
Yes, yes.
I was going to say that or the girl about Wiggins.
Kristen Wigg mixed with what's the lady's, the girl's name that was in the lead character.
I look like a Karen.
Enchanted.
I look like a Karen in this guy.
I don't know.
Enchanted.
Oh, Carol.
Yes.
She's married to the guy Sasha Baron wants to do.
We know.
Isn't she married to him?
Oh, that's a different one.
My bad.
It's the one in Wedding Crushers.
Oh, right.
True.
Different girl.
Do we know what the 19th Amendment is?
Come on.
Act like that.
Just out of curiosity.
Do you know people Karen?
You are the best.
Like their name is Karen?
Yes.
That act like, that fulfill their name.
The legacy of being a Karen.
How many Karens have you known that act like that?
Thousands.
Lies.
Thousands.
No.
Too many.
None.
Moving through the pre-show notes, we have Kari.
You say you have autism.
Yes.
You, in the thingy, that this thing, although even before the show, I don't know if you changed it.
Oh, wait, no, that's the wrong one.
You say that minimum annual income that you will accept for partner is $480,000 a year.
Yeah.
Is that how much your boyfriend makes or whatever?
Quite possibly.
What's he do for work?
He does organ and tissue transplant and recovery.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Is that is he?
Makes half a million.
No, he does basically, well, now he's moved to the tissue side.
So he's into tissues, like bones.
But if you were to break out of that, it's not selling.
Did you say this because this is what your current partner's income is?
No.
I believe that in a relationship, it should be about, for me, it's about alignment.
And I want somebody in my life that is on the same levels as goals and ambitions and education.
And I'm not necessarily saying that you have to make this amount of money, but if you are making those types of figures, you're likely well-educated, probably disciplined, probably honest, hopefully.
Although there are rich people that are not honest, so maybe I take that back.
And I would hope that they would be able to kind of have a center, a streamlined focus of goals for their life and not just be a big, crazy spender with all sorts of just willy-nilly, not no motivation.
And, you know, I respect the process.
So if someone is working towards that to make that a goal, then that's totally acceptable as well, you know?
And that is the goal that my current boyfriend has for a position that he's looking for.
So I support him fully, and that's where I stay.
Well, if you broke up with your current boyfriend, would this be your standard annual income?
I think so.
$20,000.
I think I should always go bigger and better than what's previous.
How much do you make?
Just curious?
I make well above that.
Wait, you make well above $480,000?
I didn't recognize.
Wait.
Wait, do you have a singular job title?
So I was a field epidemiologist.
Now I'm a research scientist, but I also teach special ed.
Well, they don't pay very well.
No, that's just for fun.
Wait, question.
Are you doing that full-time?
I work.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I start in August, and then I do research science projects on the side.
Wait, so you're just going to do that.
Side hustle is the thing that makes you the most money.
Correct.
Why wouldn't you dedicate more of your time to anything that earns you more money?
Because I enjoy teaching special ed.
I enjoy kids.
How much hours per week or per month do you spend on the side hustle?
Maybe about 20 hours a month.
Are you a consultant?
No.
This sounds a little fishy.
It sounds like somebody lies.
I think I need to do wellness.
But okay, as a special education.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
As a special education teacher, you probably get paid, what, $50,000, $60,000 a year.
Oh, I don't even know.
It's like $35,000 an hour, $45 an hour, something like that.
I don't think teachers, period, make much.
It's not that much, no.
And that's your full-time job.
Yeah, I guess so.
Then how would you start in the middle?
Well, I just started in August.
Yeah, I start in August.
So is your income going to go down?
No.
I'm also going to stay the same.
I hope it doesn't go down.
It depends on my work ethic and my project.
You're making well over half a million a year doing 20 hours a month.
I'm in the wrong thing.
Okay.
Like consulting work?
No, research.
I work for Cedar Sinai.
Oh.
But you only do 20 hours a month?
I'm per diem.
What do you mean per diem?
Do you know what per diem is?
Yeah, I know what per diem is.
Yeah.
So you get.
So I get paid when I work, but then there's projects.
You say you work on something that's like there's a grant, and I say I make a study and I get grant funding for that study.
Then I can take some of that grant.
I can pay research associates.
I can pay grad students.
I can pay other scientists.
And I can pay myself.
So you get what you pay for.
Depends on what depends on what.
Okay, so are you factoring in the entire grant before expenses?
No.
So, after expenses, you make how much per year?
Anywhere from 300 to 600,000, depending on the year.
And you work full-time as a special education teacher, and then you do 20 hours a month.
Anywhere from 20 hours to sometimes I'll have 300 hours.
It really depends.
That's pretty amazing.
And then there's some ones that I don't do anything and I'm flat broke that whole month because I'm not doing anything.
Right, but I'm looking at it annually.
Right.
So you can.
Do you have a company?
No.
You don't have a company?
I have a dog walking company.
Wait, hold on.
Typically, don't forget to get a facility and six businesses.
But grants, look, I'm not an expert in this field, but grants typically don't flow directly to individuals.
No, you have to work on a team.
They flow to an organization or a business.
Organization funds pays people like Kirby.
My dad used to do it when I was a kid.
He did a bunch of grants and they pay a lot of money.
They make a lot of money.
Doctors, scientists, they make a ton.
And then there's public speaking, there's symposiums, there's events, there's all sorts of there is consulting, not as a consultant, but there is consultine.
There is also.
Wait, how much could you make if this was your full-time thing, though?
Did you say that?
Probably $700 to $1.2 if I really put effort into it.
If I didn't have me being the way I am as a person, this seems dubious.
What does that mean?
You say all over the place.
But I'm not well-versed enough in grant research to be able to say anything definitive.
But when somebody tells me their full-time job is a special education teacher and then they like moonlight as a like grant researcher and you're making anywhere from $300,000 to $600,000 a year only and the bulk of that is coming from 20 hours of work a month.
I don't know.
It sounds a little sounds a little suspicious.
I don't know.
And then you said that you'd be broke sometimes throughout the month?
Yeah, I mean, sometimes I don't work.
It'll be like a whole month where I'm not doing anything.
Got you.
And you want a man to match being broke?
Because that's what you said.
You can't.
I mean, if that's what it is, it can be.
So it can't be both.
You got to pick a side, baby girl.
He can be.
You can't have it both ways.
You can't say you want a man to make this and then be broke sometime.
I'm not.
And then say that you can make this.
Let me rephrase that.
You sound all over the place.
That's fair.
Let me rephrase that.
I am not broke.
I am not receiving income for that time.
But I have plenty of savings.
So you'd be okay with your partner not receiving income at the same time as you.
Correct.
At the same time as you saying you only want somebody that makes what $400,000 a year?
That's what can both be true?
I don't think.
Hold on.
Okay.
In her defense, you would agree that, like, let's say somebody does one gig a year on one day and they make a million dollars versus somebody who works five days a week and they get paid $20 an hour.
You would agree that while it's true that that person who works that gig one day of the year and he's broke, I guess according to you, would be broke the other 364 days of the year, they're still annualized making more money.
They're making a million dollars a year, but they only work one day.
So I wouldn't look at it as they're broke those other days of the year.
They just only had to work one day to make more money than that person who works five days a week and gets paid $20 an hour.
Yeah, I'm not calling it a question the pockets.
I'm calling it's a question your principles and your truth and your honesty.
That's it.
What?
Okay.
Because if you say you want this, but you want that, but you want this, but you want that, you just sound all over the place.
I actually think she makes sense.
If that's your truth, Brian.
It is my truth.
Thank you.
I want you to affirm my truth.
Can you affirm my identity?
You during that already.
Can you affirm my identity?
Yeah, good.
Huh?
I said you did that already.
So good for you.
Everything we've spoken on tonight, I identify as the correct person on everything I've talked about tonight.
Please affirm my identity as the correct person.
Live in your truth, baby.
No.
But I want you to affirm my identity.
I guess we'll wait.
I would, but you called me a four, so I'm not going to support it.
Okay.
What are we talking about?
You know what?
Fine.
You're fully.
Does that change?
Thank you.
Yes, it does.
It changes.
All right.
Now we're friends again, I guess.
Now we're friends.
Cool.
Okay, moving through the rest of the notes here.
Let's see.
You wanted to talk about dating while being on the autism spectrum.
I can talk about that for ages.
What it's like also dating someone in the autism spectrum and what that's like as well and how our communication is different and in neurotypical relationships?
Sure.
Yeah.
So it's very interesting.
I think I don't know if anyone here is in like a differently abled relationship.
Is that or no?
Or has been in at all?
It's different because you have to navigate things differently.
And I just wanted to hear what you guys would think of if you guys would be open to dating someone with disabilities and how would that affect your relationship?
How would you, if you were the capable one or non-disabled person and dating somebody with a disability, how would things change for you?
And how would that change in your relationship?
And for because for me, both of us are on the spectrum.
And then I actually have other disabilities.
And six months into our relationship, I had a masectomy.
And my boyfriend knew this going into the relationship.
And he dropped everything and took care of me after six months.
And he could have ran, you know, he did everything, took care of me.
And he's been a really great person there for me.
And, but that's that part where one partner is disabled and one person is essentially the caregiver in that aspect.
And so I want to hear from other people that are not quote-unquote disabled, right?
What you would think.
I think I well, I just, I guess, I guess I just want to hear what would you feel, how would you feel dating someone that was disabled and what would you do differently and what would you do the same and how would it affect your personal life?
So 100% for me.
I think autistic people, the ones I've met, are like the funniest, coolest people I know and so smart.
And you're like a testament to that.
You have the best laugh and you're like, you're the smartest one on the table, like I said originally.
But I think when it comes to like people with disabilities, I don't really, I mean, if it affected my life, like would I be able to handle that?
Like, for example, I know this is like a really bad example, but I'm going to say, anyways, I adopted a senior cat last year and I knew what I was getting into with her.
And I knew it was going to.
I knew she had a lot of health issues.
And it was a lot.
And it took a lot.
And I had to have, like, when I travel and stuff, like, I know my lifestyle.
And it was like I had to, I don't know if that fits with my lifestyle.
So when I'm with someone, they're going to be with someone who fits my lifestyle.
But if it's someone's like paralyzed or something, like I don't really, I don't really see a problem with that.
But I mean, I don't think it's a problem.
It just depends.
Autism.
No, not you.
Why do you guys think about disabled shit?
I'm just talking.
She said disability or a caregiver.
And then she's like, oh man, I had my tip removed.
Oh, well.
Well, we're just talking about disabilities now.
Just autism.
Just autism.
Okay, now just dating people with all disciples.
Yes, 100%.
I actually wanted my friends.
I was about to review my friends about, you know, dating as somebody with autism and then also dating people with autism.
So, well, communication is definitely difficult because for us, we don't communicate like normal people.
First of all, to get really nitty-gritty without sharing all the details, we're very professional all the time.
Do you guys send like thank you cards after you like have sex and stuff?
We basically do you schedule it?
We schedule, yes.
Oh, oh, yes.
I think I have options.
We schedule everything.
Everything has to be done on a schedule, and it has to be done on the schedule at the exact time.
And if it's not done at that time, everything falls apart.
If you get horny, you're like, oh, it's not.
We don't.
We don't.
Like, put the boner away?
That doesn't happen.
We don't get horny.
You're like, come on, baby.
Come on.
Yeah.
Is that like all people that are in the spectrum or just yourselves?
This is my experience with us.
For me, I don't get quote unquote like turned on.
I have to mentally think, like, oh, it's time to have, you know, intercourse.
And now it's time to do the thing.
And okay, I associate the bed and a naked guy with that.
Okay.
So I don't associate.
Of course, I've done all the wild things I've done, you know, on a laundry machine and on a balcony and in the back of a car.
Done it all.
I'm the right height for the laundry machine.
But I also feel like we are very much very professional.
We respect each other's space.
We respect each other's boundaries.
No means no, yes means yes.
Like, and we are able to communicate things very simplistically, though.
Like, we don't talk in depth.
We don't have in-depth discussions.
We don't really get on more, like, we talk about beaver facts and or fish and space.
And what happens when you guys need to have a conversation that's like deeper?
Right.
Like, if something comes up and it's like usually he blows up and then I cry.
I wanted to go back to your.
Have you ever thought like maybe you're asexual?
Like.
I've wondered that.
Someone told me about that, but I don't know if that's really a thing that would be for me.
I don't, I enjoy it.
I like it when it's happening.
like if someone if someone is asexual like they probably don't like to cuddle or like you you and your boyfriend probably like cuddle and on bed or like on the couch or something or do you guys like we like we're we're we professionally cuddle Yeah.
Yeah.
You enjoy, you like being together.
Yeah.
I don't think that.
Yes.
I think that maybe like asexual, I feel like, I don't know.
I'm not asexual.
I don't know.
I was chatting because of the thing that you're saying, she doesn't get horny or she doesn't get turned on.
I think, right?
I don't know if you're right.
Right.
You do get turned on after you start doing like it, you know, doing it.
I have a friend and she really didn't get an idea of sex.
Like, she'd be like, I don't know what you guys are doing.
She wouldn't masturbate or anything.
And, like, to her, sex is like something that she knows she wants to do with her partner.
So that's why she's doing it.
Right.
It's not like she's horny.
She wants to, you know, any type of thing.
It feels like a chore.
It feels like something I just, I have to do until you get old.
But then when I do it, I like it.
I enjoy it for that short time.
And then I'm like, when it's done, I'm like, okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Like, afterwards, I don't want to, I want to go eat a pizza, you know?
Like, I want, I want to eat a pizza and find something to smoke.
So the more I listen to you, the more I'm like, I need to talk to a doctor.
I think that.
These are the requirements.
So it's just interesting kind of like navigating that and communicating.
And we definitely have a lot of things to work on with our communication because I think, like you asked, those in-depth conversations, you know, we kind of, when it comes to like marriage and kids and stuff, like the future stuff, we don't really have those discussions.
We've kind of been, you know, in the beginning, I asked him, what are you looking for?
You know, yes.
How was your marriage as an Autistic person?
Was he Autistic?
No, he was not.
He was not.
He might have probably likely had very bad ADHD.
Yeah.
And he had a different.
Is it difficult for you being in a relationship with someone who, I guess, doesn't have autism?
Because maybe your boyfriend now can relate to you more because he also is in the autism.
I masked for that entire relationship.
Really?
Yes.
And I heard like females.
Yeah, we mask.
I'm very good at it.
And it's, I did it for most of my life.
And I don't suggest it.
How can people mask autism?
It's what I'm doing right now.
I'm masking right now.
I'm acting completely normal and being respectful and taking my turn.
And unmasked.
No, no.
Like, let me unhinged heart.
Come on, come on.
No, you don't want that.
But I, you know, sitting politely and, you know, they said, don't touch the table, don't tap on the tables, don't fidget.
So I just got up.
I went outside for a little bit.
I got up a couple times.
But, you know, it's just masking, same thing with behavior.
You can mask a behavior too.
So if I, like, I facial twitch a lot.
And so I have to constantly think not to scrunch my face.
And that's part of masking.
So in my whole relationship, I didn't scrunch my face.
And I just had to sit and just have a normal face for six years.
And that takes a really emotional and stressful toll on your body because you're being someone you're not.
You're not.
Yeah, it's exhausting.
You're being someone you're not.
Why do you choose to be somebody you're not?
Well, I think it was a defense mechanism.
Defense.
I heard like a face on the face.
I just kind of like, I'd be like, oh, no.
And I.
It's actually cute.
It goes with the laugh.
I was going to say, I heard that like females, like start children, especially, like, they, they learn to imitate better.
Like, females just in general, like, imitate, like, just take on like whatever.
More socially EQ probably aware.
And little boys running around.
Right.
But I think that maybe, maybe that played a role, like being a female, obviously, and then just like taking that on and trying to just be normal, you know, act normal versus like just being yourself.
So is it more comfortable being in this relationship?
100%.
Because you can be yourself around it.
100%.
I mean, our first Christmas, he got me a body sock.
And it was like the best present ever.
A body sock is literally exactly what it sounds like.
It's just a giant rectangle that you are.
Like a sleeping bag?
It's like a rectangle.
But the hole's in the middle, like in the center, and it goes around the top of your head, so the hole ends up being here.
Oh.
And so you're basically like in a sack.
And it compresses.
It's like soft, silky compression.
And it compresses you.
And it's like a hug.
Yeah.
And then he got me noise-canceling headphones and stuff.
So he's thoughtful with his gifts of like things that are helpful tools for me, you know?
And so it's that's what you have to look at is that it's not a typical relationship of like, like he's never bought me a diamond.
He's never bought me a necklace or a purse or shoes.
But thoughtful gift.
Yeah, but fidgets, you know, I have so many fidgets.
I feel like I wanted to say that.
I think I'm a little bit autistic because I'm really bad at like lying or like my facial expressions.
You're bad at lying.
Yeah.
Is there anything you've lied about tonight?
Yeah.
Like what?
Like my name.
Your name.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Autism is a web disorder.
I don't think it's okay to self-diagnose.
So don't self-defense.
I'm from Cuba.
I have ADHD.
I found out I have ADD when I was 18.
And honestly, I think I'm autistic because since I was little, I was like figuring out how am I supposed to act?
What do I do?
You know what I mean?
And like eye contact.
I don't know if you noticed, but anytime anybody moves, I like make eye contact with them.
And stuff like that.
Or like masking.
What's it called?
Noises, stuff like that.
It's a bit of ADHD.
I said, I think I'm autistic.
I'm just saying that when somebody asks me, oh, do you like this?
Do you like that?
I like would make a face.
I always make faces.
It's just like.
I'm just saying, like, did you lie about your age?
Yeah.
What?
What's your real age?
I'm a little bit older.
Like, you're 30?
No, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, I'm literally in my 20s.
Early 20s.
Wait, why did you lie?
Donte esta la biblioteca?
Where is the library?
Okay, but like, pretend I didn't.
No, my guy.
I think you have a lot to apologize to Fidel Castro about who comes visit to you.
You have brought Great Dishonor to Cuba.
I think I have.
Cuba.
A lot.
Is it Cuba?
Great Dishonor.
Yeah.
It's okay.
La Siento.
She's Canadian now, though.
Yeah.
She's Canadian.
So, okay, you think you're autistic?
Wait, you don't have sexual intercourse?
Oh, I do.
Oh, I thought I was back there eating a burrito.
Oh, she schedules it.
We're just professional about it.
We schedule it and stuff.
Oh, okay.
I thought you.
I thought you were.
Does your boyfriend like it?
Does he like it?
Does he enjoy it?
Or is it like a job plan?
Because I'm not sure if you're not.
Like, who has the bigger drive?
Well, they don't.
Neither one of us, really.
We're just kind of there.
We do, but it's just like every Fortnite?
We schedule it, you know?
When do you schedule it?
Usually on Sunday mornings at like 11.
Oh, my God.
That's like the worst time.
11 in the morning.
Well, I take a lot of medicine.
Do you have any hungover?
Oh, no.
I never had a hangover.
No, it's just, it's like right before like brunch and we're in like the brunchy vibes and it's before I drink too much.
It does not sound like nothing gets me all turned on like brunchy sex vibes.
Yeah, because we're about to go eat like Korean barbecue and stuff.
So Holland Wayne.
Yeah, I heard it here first, folks.
That's cool.
So you guys do, but it's infrequent.
It's like once a week or once every other week, maybe.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, so this so you said he doesn't really like enjoy it.
Like you guys.
I think he likes it.
I think we just do it in the natural obligations, you know?
Natural.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's what every guy wants to hear.
She's fulfilling her natural obligations.
Was it hard for you when you were married to like a normal guy when like did you feel like I felt pressure?
Yeah.
I felt pressure all the time and I had to buy all these cute outfits and be sexy and do all this stuff.
I'm sorry you went cold.
No.
I'm very sorry you went through outfit sexy things.
I mean it was fun at the time I'm sure but you know look at that.
Do you like talking about it or does it?
Oh no, it's fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm not crying.
It's my contact.
It's only one eye.
It was the music.
All right.
Good times.
Here, we're going to jump into the questionnaire then get back to some of the pre-show notes.
So why don't we start?
Let's see.
We'll just start.
We'll just go down.
A woman's passion not matter.
Karen, you agree with that statement?
Wait, Karin and Karen are.
Oh my God.
I'm just going to call you special K. Call me Karn.
Yeah.
Special K, you agree that a woman's passion not matter.
Madame Corpus Christie.
Madam Houston, put some respect on my name.
Ryan.
What a name.
You want to talk about respect?
You want to talk about respect?
What?
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Damn.
Okay, China.
It's getting really tension.
She's not even blinking.
Shit.
Okay.
You agree.
Leah, you agree.
Jade does not agree.
I can't even read your pen and shit.
Okay.
Sorry.
It's just me.
Like, what is that?
Can you?
That says Anna.
I mean, that's just.
It's a cute coming so I can see it.
Any of y'all need me to write up something for you?
Pretty, right?
It's like a, it's really pretty.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Because it was so pretty, it couldn't focus on it.
You seem to be fine, I guess.
You don't just, you don't agree.
What was the question?
Kari, you think a woman's past should not matter?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So those of you who agree with that statement, why should a woman's past not matter?
Starting with you?
Wait, a woman's past should not matter?
Yeah.
You circled.
Okay, the statement is a woman's past should not matter.
You circle it, indicating you agree with the statement.
Why?
Oh, I think I read it wrong.
So woman's past should matter.
I think that everyone's past should matter because I think that was the first one, so I didn't really understand.
Remember, I asked you about the rules.
But I think it should.
I think it should.
I know there's directions at the top.
I didn't even see the directions.
I know.
I'm really bad at like tests.
It's okay.
Okay.
So I think everyone's past matters.
300 IQ question, whatever podcast questionnaire.
I know.
Was in parentheses the body count?
Huh?
In the first question, was in parentheses body count.
Yes, body count in parentheses.
I think everyone's past matters.
I think it makes them who they are.
And so that's why I agree, or I don't even know if I, whatever.
But you agreed that a woman's past should not matter.
I know, I did that wrong.
I did it backwards.
First one I did backup.
You.
Yeah.
Do I think a woman's past shouldn't matter?
I don't think a woman's past shouldn't matter because a man entering a relationship with a woman, worried about her past, is worried about the wrong damn thing.
He's worried about her body count when he needs to be worried about taking over her mind and controlling her in a way that she's never been able to with other men because those body counts don't matter if none of these men have ever dominated her in the way she needs to be dominated.
Joking me.
So you, okay.
Act like you understand so we can move on.
What's with the attitude?
Ain't no attitude.
I'm just talking.
So now, now, now that I got a little energy behind it, it's an attitude, correct?
I need more.
A little attitude.
Can we get an energy drink?
Anyone else detect a bit of an attitude from Miss Madam?
All I'm saying is what you asked me.
I answered your question.
That simple.
What?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Is it okay with context?
A little bit of an attitude.
A little uppity.
A little uppity.
I think we can all see it, right?
What's that?
We can see it, right?
I can see it.
Yeah.
It's like what you say, a fact.
What was that?
Yes.
Say it in Spanish so we can all understand.
Wow.
Unfacto.
Leah, a woman's passion not matter.
Why is that?
Because.
Someone said, Brian, why is your future wife upset at you?
I don't know about that one.
Oh, my God.
I would never marry a bad Billman.
I think the woman's passionate matters.
You got that dope.
Like, a man's passion doesn't matter either.
Like, if a man is asking you how many people you slept with, that should be a red flag.
I mean, I get it.
If you have like a reputation or something, like, I guess me, for example, like, I do OF, and he's asking me.
I see that a little bit ballot, I guess.
But, like, let's say, I don't know, her, her, like, you know, she doesn't do OF.
I think it would be a little bit offensive that you're like asking.
It's my opinion.
Okay.
All right.
And then, uh, you ask these questions like the same questions to everybody.
A woman's passion not matter.
Why is that?
I mean, I would be a hypocrite if I said it did matter because I've been with quite a few people.
So, oh, we love an honest woman.
Honesty is the best policy.
Oh.
What?
Who's loving that?
Such a concept.
Okay.
I kind of want to wait until we have everybody back at the table before I get into the next thing.
So I'm going to come back to that.
A woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
Leah, you disagree.
And I'm trying to see if anybody else disagrees.
Nope, that's it.
Leah, why should you do, I guess, agree with that?
Why should a woman not be rejected because of her weight?
Because, I mean, she could be, I guess.
That's like the guy's opinion.
Yeah, but you would say it's wrong, right?
A little bit, but.
Why?
Because I feel like it's a little bit rude.
But I feel like if a girl is asking a guy out, she should know what kind of like if like she would be his type.
You know what I mean?
I hope.
Right?
Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
Depends.
On what?
The personality and all stuff.
Other stuff.
Whatever the bare minimum personality is for you to date a guy who's six feet tall, it's that personality, but he's four foot eleven.
Does he have other qualities that make him like better?
Wait, whatever.
411s?
Whatever the bare minimum.
Hold on.
Whatever the bare minimum personality or whatever metrics are for you to date a guy who's six feet, that's what the guy who's 4'11 has.
No.
So the 4'11 guy has to make up for it in other ways.
Yeah.
I feel like 4'11, like, what are we doing here?
Like, I'm kind of short.
That kid's like.
But what that would.
You're saying your kids would be short?
Yeah.
Yeah, but a tall guy is gonna have to think that dealing with you.
But that's his, like, whatever.
Like, I don't know.
Isn't that normal, though?
Like, isn't there a lot of like tall guys with short girls?
Yeah, but I guess what I'm trying to explore here is you said a woman should not be rejected because of her weight, but you would reject a guy because of his height.
But that is a very like big case.
4'11.
Okay, you said 4'5'9, 5'6.
I would date that.
If you see like a big, like, super huge girl compared to like a skinny guy, I feel like I see that.
Like, you know, maybe, but that is option.
Okay.
Let's see.
Well, all right.
I think it's fine if a guy wants to reject a woman if she's overweight or underweight, I suppose.
Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
You agree that that's wrong.
Madame, you agree that's wrong.
Oh, Jade, you wrote.
Wait.
Damn, bro.
Jade, you didn't follow the instructions.
What the fuck?
I didn't.
You like wrote your answer next to it.
No, you didn't even circle.
Oh.
Well, she got here a little bit.
I was filling it out as we were about.
Reading is essential.
Oh, so woman's passion.
So, okay, you think a woman's passion not matter?
No, I do think it should matter.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wrong for a man to dump his.
Okay.
Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
Kari, you also think that that's wrong.
And Libby, you think that that's wrong.
So those of you who think that that's wrong, you agree with the statement?
Why is that?
I mean, it's a mutual thing.
It's an act between two people.
And if both people aren't in agreement of that, then at that time, I don't know.
I think that it's not, it shouldn't be something that's like forced upon her.
Yeah, I agree.
So consent is crucial.
But what I'm trying to get at here in the question: is it wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex?
We both agree that consent is absolutely necessary, unequivocally.
Okay.
However, if she's not having sex with him, you're saying it's then wrong for him to dump her because of that.
Yeah, I mean, well, if she doesn't want to have sex with him, like, then, like, I think it's something that you like need to get into the mood for.
And it's like, if they're a partner, if she's like saying that she doesn't want to have sex with him, like, maybe there's a reason.
And if he dumps her because of strictly just not wanting to have, she doesn't want to have sex with her.
Well, and that's his priority, then yeah, I mean.
But the keyword is like regularly, like it continuously happens.
Regularly turns him down for sex.
I would think something is going on there.
Like she doesn't like you or something.
Yeah, that's kind of right.
Yeah.
I was getting at.
But then why is she in the relationship?
Exactly.
Why are they in the relationship?
Yeah, that's true.
But I don't know.
What if something happened?
Like she got depressed or something happened in her life that now she doesn't really feel like having sex or something.
Maybe she's depressed because she's not the chicken or the egg.
I don't know if you ain't gonna lay it.
Hey, sex is like.
Sex is natural.
People put so much pressure on sex.
And I get it.
You like it if it means something.
I get it if it means something to you, but it doesn't have to mean something to everybody just because it means something to you.
Sex is a natural thing.
So if you get into a relationship, sex should be the bare minimum.
Like you, you get into a relationship with somebody because I assume you like fucking them because that's just something that you shouldn't settle for as a man or a woman.
So when you get into a relationship with somebody, if they're withholding sex, which is like the whole, you know, one of the main reasons for being in a relationship is to have somebody that you can have fun with.
If somebody that you can, you know, have fun sexually with, I think it's okay to dump somebody for that because you basically are mis incompatible.
Yeah, you're deceiving somebody, especially if it was about, you know, if you got the sex in the beginning and you're not getting it now.
Now you're just deceiving your partner.
You said it was wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend.
No, I agree.
I agree that no, but the statement is wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
You circled it indicating you agree that it's wrong.
Oh, well, I disagree then.
I disagree with that.
Reading is important, guys.
Reading is essential.
I think that they should talk about it and figure it out first.
Yeah, sure.
And then if they can't come to if there's underlying issues that can't be fixed and the relationship is busted, then the relationship is busted.
But if it's just solely based on sex alone, then there's a communication.
Let's assume that's the only problem.
Right.
So he goes to her, he's like, babe, is something wrong?
She's just like, no, I just don't want to.
We have a different sex drive or whatever it is.
And then he wants to have more sex.
That's the only problem.
And she regularly refuses him.
And he says, babe, I want to have more sex.
And she says, no.
I think that the under those circumstances, would it be wrong for him to end the relationship?
I feel like at the point.
It says people.
If you're in a relationship and you have different preferences and it's going to come down to one person being unhappy and the other person being happy, like you're not with the right person.
So I think it is like fair at that point.
But the way that it was stated, it made it sound like the guy she was rejecting him versus they had different sex drives.
Well, because it did say.
Well, I mean, I added that, I guess.
But wouldn't that make sense, though?
That, well, there could be multiple reasons why she's rejecting him for sex, but I mean, I don't want to paint it like there's some other nefarious issues going on in the relationship.
She's regularly turning him down for sex.
It's just kind of that simple.
It seems like they're just like.
I guess my question is: what is the appropriate compromise in the situation?
He wants more sex.
She wants less sex.
Does he defer to her?
Does she defer to him?
Do they meet in the middle?
What's appropriate?
There is a possibility of both people getting what they want out of a relationship.
If you're not getting what you want out of the relationship, then you don't need to be in it.
It's that simple.
There's compromise too.
Yeah, there is compromise.
But if you are sacrificing your principles or your morals or your beliefs or just anything as a basic natural right of having sex, then you don't need to be in that relationship because you're lying to yourself and you lying to your partner thinking that that's going to be okay for the rest of y'all relationship.
Because that's why the relationship ended in anyway.
I feel like that happens a lot with like when you date like bisexual people.
Like they think, oh, they're okay with like just one person, like a woman or a man.
Correct.
But at the end of the day, they're not.
It's all fun and games and hot when you hear that a woman likes women until you realize this woman is devoting her time to another woman.
She's giving her body to another woman and that intimidates you.
And if you think that's going to intimidate you, then maybe you should rethink your dating choices in your lifestyle.
I feel like I was going to say the best thing to do is to have a conversation with your partner and to see what's up after like a while.
Like they say no and no.
And honestly, at a point, you can just like walk away because that's not what you want.
Like, you have to be happy too.
Correct.
I feel like when you're with a person for like many years, you should try to work as much as you can, but you shouldn't put your own happiness at risk.
Because a lot of people, like you said, get like dopamine or like, I don't know what the word was, out of like sex, right?
They get deceived.
You say dopamine?
No, I was trying to say, I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Anyways, I'm just going to say that they should break up if they're not compatible.
What do you think on it?
Well, obviously, my answer is from like a Christian worldview.
So do I think they should be having sex?
And like if they're not married, no.
But I guess if you're asking if I was not a Christian, I could understand why you would do that.
In marriage?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's where you have to compromise and be like, okay, the wife, you should then have more sex with your husband.
And maybe it's not every time.
And there's like a give and take and laying down each other's year wants for the other person because two are becoming one.
Now, I don't know like what the exact ratio of like 50-50 on compromising that, but I do think there's a duty for the woman to have sex with her husband.
And sometimes that means for the guy too, maybe it's not that night.
So I think it's just like mutual love and respect in that scenario.
I feel like adding what she said, I feel like when you agree on a relationship, you know what you're signing up for, right?
If this person is like, oh, I'm saving myself for marriage, you shouldn't expect this person to like have sex with you without marriage, right?
But if you're like having sex in like, you know, years or whatever, and out of nowhere, you're saying no constantly, something's going on.
I don't know.
That's right.
Karen, you have to hear from you, Miss Mary.
Well, obviously, as you get older, your sex drive changes somewhat, but I don't know.
I'm with you.
I think as a wife, yeah, you need to fuck your husband.
That's your job.
Put that on your W-4.
What did I do?
I fucked my husband.
So, yeah.
There you go.
There you have it.
The married woman at the table.
I have a question, Karen.
Is the sex drive different from men, like older men compared to older women?
Like using my husband and I for an example?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
He's older now, too.
But does he have like a higher sex drive than you?
No, we're about the same.
Okay.
He, when we first met, that's all we did.
That's all we did.
He was playing baseball and I'd fly to go see him.
But then as you go on and we didn't even know each other, that's the only way we knew each other was in the sack, literally.
It was one nice night, right?
That's how I started.
It was.
It was.
I swear.
There's sexual, like, so much sexuality between, like, tension or chemistry.
That lasts for a long time.
Yeah, and it wasn't until years later that we really, really got to know each other and now we're best friends.
And do we have sex four times a week like, you know, the real housewives do?
No, because you know what?
Nobody does.
Yeah, people lie.
That's a lie.
People that are 60 that are telling you they're banging five times a week, they're not.
I mean, do you even want to?
I plan to.
Yeah, people that, you know, are comfortable with themselves sexually, they're, you know, comfortable enough to sleep with somebody on the first night.
I hear that those relationships last the longest because they're not trying to fake the funk for nobody.
They know they both want to have sex.
And they both agreed to it.
And it's, you know, I had gotten dumped that day and I met him in a bar and my best friend was like, just here's a handful of condoms.
Just do it.
That's exactly what she said.
And I had never done that.
I was like, oh my God, I can't do this.
And I'm like, oh, maybe I can't.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, how long were you in that relationship?
You said you got dumped that day, right?
I had gotten dumped that day, yes.
But how long was it?
Just a few months.
A couple months, boyfriend.
Just a few months.
But it was like, go to the bar, handful of condoms from your friend.
Have the one night stand, and then it's like a rebound.
That's a rebound.
Well, he kind of no, he says that.
He admits it.
He admits that's the rebound.
He admits it.
Had he just like broken up with his girlfriend or something?
No, he had one at the time, but unbeatable.
Wait, he had a woman?
A girlfriend, yes.
He had many girlfriends.
He played baseball.
He had gazillions of girlfriends.
MLB.
He was all over the place.
MLB?
No, AAA.
Triple-A.
Okay.
But he played for 16 years.
So wow, pitcher?
No, third base.
Third base.
You got to be careful, though, it's third base guys.
At least he's not a shortstop.
No.
Take a bunch of women to third steps.
He was that too at first.
He started off.
Okay, but how long did it take for him to make you his only girl?
Like, they cut up the other girlfriends.
Oh, God.
A long time.
Really?
Well, I mean, I thought I was the only girl.
In my mind, I was the only girl, but there were all kinds.
So he probably wasn't monogamous to me till I would say it was a good five years later.
Five years later.
Oh, wow.
Five years.
Well, we did the long distance thing for a long time.
That's okay, but were you dating other dudes?
Yeah.
That's the only difference between monogamy and polygamy.
But honestly, I only saw a couple guys because I'm not a big dater anyway.
I don't go out with a lot of guys.
My body count is two hands worth of people.
That was never kind of my thing.
And so I, but I was so hung up on him, it was hard for me to date other people because I'd meet them and it wasn't him.
So I tried, but I just kind of hung in.
I would not date a police police officer says Jade wore Jade.
You said that's dumb.
Oh, no, that's dumb to be like, I wouldn't date a police officer just because that's his job.
Okay, all right.
Men should pay for first dates, to which you said you agree.
Apparently, Miss Corpus Christi is no.
Leah, you think men should pay for first dates, Jade.
Madam Houston.
Thank you for clarifying.
You welcome.
And we need a counter.
I don't remember.
You said, yeah, you said men should pay for first dates.
Cari, you said no.
Karen, you said men should pay for first dates.
Libby, you said men should pay for first dates.
Why should men pay for first dates?
I've like split the bill with guys.
You know what?
Let's start with Libby.
We're going to go this way, then we'll go this way.
Generally, I think it's just chivalry.
And I do think, obviously, like if you are a radical feminist, you can't expect that.
Okay.
But I think if you're kind of looking for a more traditional man and you are that traditional woman, you should be able to expect that.
And I've had first dates where they don't pay, and it's not a deal breaker.
But it's just, it's, I think there are exceptions to the rule, but there's a rule.
Okay.
All right.
Karen, why should men pay for first dates?
Well, if he's going to ask you out to dinner, yeah, he needs to pay.
All right.
You?
Anne?
Oh, a man should pay for a first date simply because he's a man.
I'm a woman.
What would it look like if I paid for my own food?
I also don't do coffee dates.
The first time that they say they want to go on a coffee date, I block them.
So you block if they are.
Yeah, why do I want to sit around and drink coffee and be hyper with you for no reason?
That sounds awful.
Why do you want to take me to dinner?
Like a Gordida crunch or something.
Why would I be eating a Gordida crunch?
Is that what kind of dates you take girls out on?
All the time.
Aren't you married?
That's something I go to.
I'm afraid, but not.
Why aren't you married?
No, no, he was joking.
Oh, okay.
I was joking.
Wait, what?
You think I'm married to a black woman?
Yes, he was joking.
Oh, he was joking about that.
Yeah, he was just he was.
No, no, no, no.
Why should men pay on first dates?
Again, chivalry, great answer.
But also, if he's going on a bunch of dates, right, obviously he'll be just spending money on everyone.
But if he's going to focus on one woman, he should be okay with spending that money.
Okay, what about you?
I feel like, according to men, our time is kind of like running out.
Like when we get older, we're going to look ugly or whatever, right?
So if I had to take my time to go on a date with this guy, he better like make it worth it.
Also, I feel like I could be at home alone cooking for myself.
So it's like, why would I go out with you?
Okay.
To be entertained or something, right?
All right.
Corinne, Karen, Karin?
Yeah, I got it.
I was, I. Why should men pay for first dates?
If they ask me out on the date, I feel like they should be the one to pay.
Have you ever asked a guy out?
Yeah.
And did I pay?
Yeah.
But it's also chivalrous.
It's like, I'm sorry, it's what?
Chivalrous.
Is that a word?
Sorry, one more time.
Chivalrous.
Chivalrous.
Okay.
Just chivalrous.
Chivalrous?
Chivory.
Chivalry.
Chivory.
I think when I go on a date with a guy, and then I always offer, and it's nice to be denied.
And it's just a nice feeling like they enjoy the date.
And I definitely go splitsies, but then if it's splitsies, then it's like, is it a date?
I don't know.
I can go to dinner with my friends.
If you want to be friends, we can split the bill.
Let's do it.
Okay.
And then a follow-up question for those of you who think.
You didn't ask me.
You didn't indicate, you didn't, on your questionnaire, you didn't circle it.
Yeah, because I agree that a man should pay for a history of a business.
Bro, you're supposed to circle if you agree, not if you disagree.
Okay, well, I agree that a man should pay for the first date.
Well, you should have terror it.
Okay, well, I'm telling you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Thanks, babe.
You're welcome, babe.
All right.
So, all right.
Oh, my God.
So, why should men pay on first aids?
Well, I feel like if a man cannot buy you a drink, he cannot buy you a house.
And the whole point of a relationship is, you know, to provide a lot of money.
For men to buy houses for women.
Yeah, so that's the whole point of a man is to provide.
And not just financially, mentally, physically, emotionally.
What about condos?
Are condos okay?
Yeah, he could buy whatever he wants me.
What about the partos?
But if he's gonna buy a part on a date, then he is allowed.
But I always believe in leaving the tip, too, you know, just because it's like, you know, common courtesy.
Oh, okay.
Just a tip?
Just a tip.
Just a tip.
Question going back around the table, starting with you.
Would you show of hands who here wants to get married?
Well, I guess I should agree on that.
Yeah, you're ruined.
That's a tricky topic.
You want man to buy you a house, but you don't want to get married?
Well, of course, because I think that I agree with marriage in like the holy matrimony type of way, but marriage values nowadays, modern marriage, is just something that I cannot get behind.
Like, you know, like you being able, a man being able to lose everything behind a woman and her emotions.
Because, you know, most marriages are initiated by a woman and a woman taking half divorce initiated.
Yeah, initiated.
Most divorces are initiated by women.
And what I hear from that is a woman not being able to stick it out with her partner.
So in the courts, you got to spend money to get divorced.
And then it's just like, that's just a waste of money if that money could have gone towards something in the relationship, whether it be working on each other or working on something together.
You could just get a prenup and that fixes that.
Yeah.
Oh, by the way, guys, TTS is $69, but for some reason, the TTS isn't working.
So I'm going to be the TTS voice.
Oh, fuck.
I really don't want to be the TTS voice here.
But laying correct.
Let's move on.
Respect Madame Hayustan.
I don't get it.
Okay, thank you, Juicen69.
I don't know.
That was like the worst one for there not to be TTS.
And I had to read that shit.
Okay.
Thank you, Juicen, for that.
$69 TTS, streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
Get it in.
Going around the table, though.
I guess besides you, since you don't on the fence about marriage, but whatever.
Let's just say you want to get married.
Will you take your husband's last name fully?
Yes.
Yes.
No hyphenation bullshit.
What?
No.
Fidel Castro is going to fuck you up, dude.
Wait, no, you won't take your husband's last name.
I mean, if it's pretty, maybe, but, like, I like my last name.
But you want the guy to pay for first dates?
I mean, I can pay for it if you can pay for it.
Like, it's just a.
You just said you would rather be at home cooking than going to the house.
I would, but, like, if I like this guy, like she said, like, you know, if you like the guy, why not take his name?
But hold on, we'll come back to you.
Will you take your husband's last name?
Of course.
Take your husband's last name?
Maybe.
Into the mic.
Sorry.
Maybe.
I mean, I like my last name.
Like what she said.
I like my last name.
We're the only ones in the entire world with that last name.
So, and we're all girls remaining in our family.
So yeah, I would maybe want my name.
But I would definitely take it if it was something that he wanted me to do.
He wants it.
He really, really, really wants it.
He's begging for it.
Take your husband's last name?
No.
No?
No.
You shouldn't be getting married if you can't take a man's last name.
She's got the doctor on her own.
So I'm turning that it's just because you know.
You go, girl.
If you take a name, I have not taken your husband's name yet.
I'm actually, I'm kind of in the process, right?
Did he pay for all the first dates, though?
All the dates?
He pays for the dates.
Does he pay for the housing and stuff?
Well, I bought the house prior to knowing him, which is actually why I haven't taken his last name yet because it's a pain in the ass to change all that.
Will you take your husband's last name?
Yes.
So, no, but you said you're fine with the guys not paying for dates, right?
You?
Yeah.
Okay, so nothing to really pick apart there.
You won't take your husband's last name.
You won't take your husband's last name.
Depends on.
Why?
Here's what I'm curious about.
You guys just want traditional benefits when it suits you, but in any metric by which tradition doesn't benefit you or suit you in some way, you reject that component of tradition.
I feel like it's a conversation.
Tradition is a good question.
What's the conversation?
Wait, wait, let me ask you a question.
Let's say there was a guy who he's not like the most amazing guy ever, but like you like him, you know, you're in the middle, whatever.
So you're attracted enough to him to go on a date with him.
But he says to you before the date, I want to have a conversation about who's going to pay on the date.
And he's going to want to have as many conversations as you would want to have on that related.
Sorry, fucking brain fart.
Where's that going?
He wants to have as many conversations as you would want to have about the last name thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
I wouldn't go on a date with him because, like, why is he already asking about paying?
Like, if you didn't have the money, I can pay.
Oh, why is he considering marrying you when you're already asking questions about taking his last name?
I wasn't asking though.
You said there would be a conversation.
I feel like we were dating after the first date, like, you know, years.
I feel like it's like two years.
You guys are engaged, and he's like, hey, by the way, you're taking my last name, right?
See, that, like, why would you, by the way, you're taking my last name?
What does it mean to take your last name?
Like, do you change your property?
You change.
Or like, what does it mean?
You change your last name to his last name.
And your kids have his last name.
But I have my mom and my dad's last name.
You have a hyphenated last name.
No, I have two last names.
It's like, it's Latina.
It's like Latina.
A Spanish thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, he's American.
Or he's from fucking Toronto or however the fuck they do this shit in Canada.
In Canada, though, he's based as fuck.
He's paying for all your dates and shit.
He's like, listen, Leah, or whatever your not OnlyFans name is.
Listen, it's just like a short name.
My name is very similar to that.
Cool.
He's like, wants you to take his last name.
You taking his last name?
I mean, like, if it's a big deal to him, maybe, because he seems like maybe.
Yeah.
You don't need to be with a man and you're not taking his last name.
Because it's just taking the last name is just a part of the commitment.
If you can't do that, which is so basic, you don't need to be in a relationship with this person.
Then I guess I wouldn't because I don't know.
It's just like, to me, it's like, why does it mean so much to you?
You know what I mean?
To me, my last name.
Why does it mean so much to you that guys pay for first dates?
It doesn't.
It does because you wouldn't be dating him if he didn't pay for the date.
No, it's not.
He didn't pay.
If he was asking already, like, oh, who's going to pay for the first date?
Like, why are you concerned about that?
You know what I mean?
Because he wants to go 50-50.
Okay.
If he's really hot, like, maybe I would.
No, he's like average attractiveness or whatever.
Yeah, you can't have it both ways.
You got to pick a side.
Okay, if it comes down to like the perfect guy and he wants me to change my last name to his, I would.
But do you think you're going to get the perfect guy?
I hope so.
That's how I would get married.
Otherwise, I would just stay single.
Wait, just to be clear.
Wait, hold on.
You're not going to settle unless you get a perfect guy?
I wouldn't settle, first of all.
I don't believe in marriage thinking about divorce.
Like, I won't get married thinking, like, oh, this is not going to be forever.
Like, I don't want to have kids with somebody that.
Perfect guy.
No, the perfect guy.
Nobody's perfect.
But, you know what I mean?
The perfect person for me.
Like, in the sense of, like, oh, he's not going to be mad if I don't want to change my last name if I want to change my last name.
Oh, okay.
So the perfect, you're willing to change your name for the perfect guy, but the perfect guy wouldn't want you to change your last name.
Or it wouldn't be that big of a deal, like it would be like...
That's helpful.
I feel like it makes sense, though, because I wouldn't want to be with a person that it's so like pressed about that.
Yeah, but it's an easy way to just avoid the question, well, the perfect guy, he wouldn't want me to do that.
But I would do it for the perfect guy, but he wouldn't want me to change that.
But like, I'm saying nobody's perfect.
I feel like you could have a person that it's like, oh, like, change your last name.
You know, I give you so much money, but like, you have to change your last name.
Or you're going to have a person that doesn't have any money, but like, you do whatever.
Is that a person perfect or not?
I think nobody's perfect.
I'm just saying somebody that meets like all the boxes that I'm like looking for.
I'll come back to you.
You won't take the guy's last name.
Why is that?
Oh, I already told you.
So the reason is simply because we are the last of our name, a thousand-year-old name, and there's only two girls remaining.
My brothers died a few years ago, so it would be something that I would want to talk to them about and maybe keep my last name so that if we have children, they can carry on that history.
What?
But I mean, if it was very important to the other person, I would take it.
And, you know, if it wasn't so important about my history of my name, then I wouldn't even ask them to consider it.
I would just take their name.
That would be fine with me.
You know, I'm a lot more traditional than the porn.
Yeah, minus the corn.
Yeah, I'm very traditional.
I mean, I'm voyeuristic.
Doesn't mean I can't be voyeuristic.
I can be a freak and still be traditional.
Can I not?
Can I not?
Brian, does it?
You can't be showing your butthole on the internet and also be traditional.
I can.
I can.
It's my life.
I can do what I want.
I'm a white man, but I'm also a black man.
Exactly.
From the waist down.
And I'm a white girl with straight hair and I'm flat chested.
But that's only because I identify with that.
And I would be offended if somebody say it otherwise.
As a black man.
I feel that I can have personal Traditional ways for myself while doing something professionally for my business.
So, my business isn't, it's an extension of myself, but it doesn't define me completely.
So, if I choose to be traditional in a relationship, that's my right.
It's like I'm a Christian, but I reject the Trinity and I don't actually believe in Jesus.
It wouldn't make sense.
I don't know.
Well, you wouldn't be.
You wouldn't be a Christian.
And in this way, if you're a sex worker, you cannot claim traditional.
Like, yeah, you could cook, you can clean, you can do all this other stuff, but you're not traditional.
You cannot claim it.
I just said it.
You can't claim it.
I said it, so I just claimed it.
Okay, well, I'm a billionaire.
I must be a billionaire.
What about conservative instead of traditional?
Like, I feel like we have like conservative, what's it called?
Conservative views.
Like, I feel like having sex, yeah.
Conservative.
You're conservative.
No, I'm not conservative, but I have conservative thoughts that I have.
Like, you know, like, it's the way I was raised.
It's like my grandma's Christian.
Like, my, I don't know.
How were you?
Wait, how were you raised?
What do you mean?
Like, I was literally, like, I've never had sex.
Like, literally.
Yeah.
Like, literally.
Yeah.
Like, literally.
Wait, you lied about your name.
You lied about your age.
I didn't lie about my name.
My name is just like short.
Wait, hold on.
So, okay.
OF girl lied about her age.
Tattoos.
And piercings too.
Piercings?
Yeah.
Where?
Nipples?
Yeah, but.
Wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Whoa, whoa, wait, no.
Again, it's logically possible that a woman could have nipple piercings and be a virgin.
I ain't taking that bad pro.
It's possible.
I got a belly button person when I was 12 in Cuba, and then I took it off and I bought it again when I was like 18.
No, no.
Like this year.
I'm just nipple piercings and virgin.
It's possible, I guess, but it's really not probable.
Yeah.
Well, that's the duality of man.
It's a duality.
I got my tongue pierced when I was 14.
Did you take it off?
The fuck are they doing at 14?
Is it something?
No, I did it myself.
You pierced your tongue?
Yep.
But wait, but when did you?
On purpose?
No, not way later.
Is that when you found out you're like, maybe on the spectrum?
You're like, no.
That was what did it.
My life's over.
That's bold.
That's crazy.
I was just saying, like, being proud about doing OF.
I feel like I'm not super like telling everybody that I do OF because of my grandma and because of like my family.
Like some of them.
You bring dishonor to your Cubano family.
No, all of them.
No, everybody.
Cubano?
Yeah.
Wait, so you don't really do anything.
I don't.
But you're on a podcast that's going to be seen by probably many.
Do you think her grandma's going to watch this podcast?
Abuela.
Speaking of it.
Abuelita.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I pulled my vajo on the internet.
She's not telling her grandma.
I feel like one day if I have a lot of money, I will tell my grandma.
Do you guys?
If I make a lot of money, I will tell my grandma.
I promise.
Do you guys like talk to your family about it?
Somebody's saying that shit to her now, is it?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, Julie.
Sorry, you're Cuban up to Mexico.
Yeah, I hear that.
The Mexican sisters and they don't know.
Acede.
You know?
That's Spanish.
Are you Mexican?
Abuela.
That's bad.
I thought it was just a musician.
He was in Mexico.
That's not good.
Hey, homie, what the fuck?
Go somewhere and try and see what they say to you.
No, I think it's a good idea.
How do you say it?
What's the other one?
Eh, homie?
Esse.
Way.
Eh, ese.
Way.
Essay, what's up, dog?
Wait, what the fuck was that?
Okay.
You want to learn some Cuban Spanish?
Vato.
Mi hacere que volá.
Si, senor.
Senorita.
You a gringo, that's what they would call it.
Don't desta, la biblioteca.
Okay.
Where is the mother?
We have a message here from KC.
Red dress lied about her age, and Brian said that OF women have tended to lie on his show, and people took offense.
We now have to take things she says with a grain of salt.
Why does he have that accent?
Well, the original TTS voice is British, so I'm trying to do it.
Okay, it's logical.
I'm going to have you read all the messages.
Yeah, I should have had her done it.
Damn.
Too late now.
Got $69.
TTS.
Streamlives.com slash whatever.
So you lied.
What did you lie about?
Have you had carnal knowledge?
What is that?
Carnal knowledge.
No.
Knowledge of a carnal.
It's like a bird.
Carnal knowledge.
By the way, did you guys see that video of that Karen who there were ducks mating and she jumped into it?
It was in Lake Arrowhead and she jumped into the body of water because she thought that the, I mean, maybe apparently ducks, they're the only one of the few species of bird with a penis.
It's shaped like a corkscrew, too.
And apparently ducks, they do grape.
Yes.
Ducks can grape.
And do.
I've seen because of their penis.
And so she apparently she thinks she saw a duck on duck grape.
Right.
And so she was stopping the duck grape.
Do you think humans should intervene for non-consensual animal?
Well, I am not kidding.
I took a 911 call about that once.
Turkeys, yes.
Somebody actually called 911 about the turkeys graphing.
They were graped.
Yes.
Holy shit.
Turkey and turkey.
Yeah, they actually wanted the police to come out and separate the graping turkeys.
Yeah, that was a 9-11.
I was like five years old.
Did they?
Did they show up?
Oh, yes, we go.
Did you kill the, did they kill, like, the shot?
They were not, they were quiet on arrival.
Do you have to?
They were quiet on arrival.
That's how they cleared the call.
Quiet on arrival.
Do you have to recognize a turkey or a duck that is a grapist duck?
Oh, my God.
We might as well go deep diving in the deep blue sea and stop those sea animals from raping each other too.
Great, try to kill the grapevines from raping each other, too.
What the hell are we supposed to do about animals graping each other?
How did I, how did I, why did I bring it here?
Right.
Duck a grape?
Oh, my gosh.
Did anybody see that video though?
You know what I'm talking about?
The twist and turn.
But it sounds hilarious.
She jumped.
She was like trying to stop it and I was at first I was like, that's kind of crazy.
But then I was like, I wouldn't jump in the water.
But I might tell the duck to knock it off.
When I was like five years old, I might at least be like, hey, guy, relax.
We had like 20 different.
I'm not going to like get, she got, she was wearing full clothes and jumped in the water.
That's wild.
And like, try to stop it.
Yeah.
Like, I would say something.
How did she even know that she said no?
You would call 911.
No.
How does a woman know that it is?
I would just, you know, I'd probably be like, hey, nothing.
Did she speak to her?
Like, what was your plan?
But they don't feel like it's like a drink.
Did you hear the duck like that?
Did she plan on like physically pulling them apart?
And by what?
That means that's really a crazy thing to do.
It was really weird.
I'm glad they got it on film, though.
I'm going to have to watch that one.
Yeah.
I'm going to pull that up.
Nick, you can actually find the video.
It's just search Asmund Gold because he reacted to it and posted a video.
Asmund Gold Duck Karen or something like that.
What's up with a lot of Karens tonight, man?
That's crazy.
Guys, $69 TTS if you want.
Okay, how did we get to ducks?
Paying on first dates to ducks?
How did you get to duck?
It was about me lying and stuff like that.
Can I defend myself?
I started OF when I was 18 and I didn't know what I was doing.
So I took some time to learn and I started to go to school and everything and I kind of learned a lot about it.
The audio is muted.
Can you?
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Do I speak from the beginning?
No, you're good.
No, you're good.
So, like I was saying, I started when I was 18, and then now I feel like I want to redeem myself.
So, I'm just.
Because you should stop OF.
Why?
I think it's too late at this point.
I want to get a lot of money.
Let me just buy my mom a house and maybe myself.
And then we can talk about it.
I think houses cost really in Cuba.
In Canada.
Oh, she's in Canada.
Yeah.
It's like at least one point something for a small one, not even like a good one.
Maybe a condo could be.
No, you do what you do.
They say they don't buy condos.
I feel like it's they depreciate in value.
Hide the super dude.
You guys are so smart.
Do you have it?
I feel like.
All right, pull it up.
Gold clip to it.
Asmundgold reacted to it.
Did you type in the Asmund Gold?
Yeah, I did it.
You didn't see his reaction video?
I was like, I don't have to have a goal, like, to do that.
It's just really hard.
It's like, I feel like get out of it once you're at that point.
Yeah, just show me.
Wow.
I feel like it's already out there.
Like, if somebody wanted to go find it, no, you guys search on YouTube.
This is dumb.
Wow.
Whatever.
Okay, I'll just move on then.
Uh, let's see.
You should be smart.
Welcome to Creator.
I want to retire anyway.
We're here for conversation.
All right.
Moving on to the next thing.
Did anybody, women put more effort into dating, Leah?
You think women put more effort into dating?
I don't know.
This one's not the most interesting.
Don't I feel like I gotta go back and retake the whole thing?
Yeah, you done fucked up the whole questionnaire.
You need to just like check like strongly agree.
Maybe you should read the question.
Put your hand up.
You have it?
All right.
Video tab.
Video tab.
Yeah, Asmund Gold here.
Started from the beginning.
What is this here?
Get away from her.
Get away from her.
Mating ducks plus liberal white Karen equals fun for the rest.
She yells at male duck mating with female because she thinks it's rape.
Get away from her.
Get away from her.
Skip forward a few seconds.
Like you can do the arrows.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, she got in the water.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
I think there's a whole action coming.
I was about to say, she really wanted to pass off that she gave it that water.
Could she be crazy?
I bet her name's not Karen.
She could be very crazy.
I'm just saying.
It's probably a good idea.
But apparently, they can.
The ducks can grape.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
How do you tell the difference?
How can I say?
How do you know that?
How do you know?
You have to go like one quack is like yes, and like two quacks is no.
Quack once if you need help.
All right.
We're going to move to here.
Let's do men are more superficial than maybe if there's time, I'll come back to some of these.
Let's see.
Men care more about looks than women do.
Leah, you think that's the case?
Jade, you agree?
Why is that, Leah?
I feel like because women usually care more about their appearance because of men.
Like, we're told to do so.
Like, you know, the whole thing.
Oh, I meant it more so from in a partner, in a boyfriend.
Like a partner would care more about women care more about looks than men care about looks in terms of themselves, no dating.
Their partner.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Oh.
I think men care more.
Women settle a lot.
I feel like you see a lot of.
Yeah, I see a lot of really hot women with men because of different reasons.
Different reasons.
Yeah, but I think that's because you guys overrate yourselves.
I didn't.
Not you.
Oh, thanks.
But, well, I'm not.
Who then?
Who exists?
He gave me for like a while.
I mean, I already, when you asked me to rate you guys, that was kind of, yeah.
It's fun.
You don't like black women for real.
What are you talking about?
I only date black women.
Yeah, sure.
That's so true.
I only date black women.
Honestly, you're a little too light skinned.
What you're about to say?
A little too light-skinned.
I ain't never heard that before.
You're not.
I like them.
You like dark chocolate?
That's what you lie.
You like them dark.
Heart of Africa.
He likes that 78% cacao.
You said I ain't part of Africa.
The heart of Africa.
Like Nigeria.
Would you date them?
Like Cuatavar?
Like Congo?
Cuatavar.
I don't know.
They're really dark there.
Yes, whatever that is.
Yes.
Oh, like the ivory color.
I just never heard it pronounced right.
Oh.
That's how white I am.
Okay.
I mean, my argument here is like of the things that women care about when it comes to looks, those things tend to be mostly out of men's control, whereas the things that men care about, there are some things that men care about when it comes to looks in women that are out of women's control, but a lot more of it is in women's control.
Whereas like, okay, if you look at height, men can't do anything about their height.
you could well okay yeah there's i'm i'm like sort of excluding uh surgical surgical procedure Because like a woman, women can't grow the size of their breasts, but they can get plastic surgery.
But I wouldn't consider that.
Like that is getting surgical intervention.
So men can get the height thing.
But that's, I don't know.
I wouldn't factor that in here.
Wait, why not?
If you're factoring.
But it's about what they can't change.
But they can change it.
Okay, yes.
Technically, they can change it, but it's absent, like things that they can't change absent surgery.
What about like, wait, okay.
What about like a nose or anything?
So what could a man like tell a woman to change about themselves that wouldn't be through surgery, if you know what I mean?
Weight.
Weight.
Okay, but that's that's kind of valid.
Like hygiene.
Because somebody could gain weight and you'd be like, okay, can you like lose a little bit of weight?
Because whatever.
Sure.
I say that to myself all the time.
I look myself deep in the eyes in my mirror.
And I just do fat.
Too many sheep.
Okay.
But like, okay, there's height, penis size, hair.
You could do all of those stuff.
Transition.
You could change your, like, make your penis bigger.
There's surgery for that.
No, but I'm saying without surgery.
Oh, okay.
Men can't change their height.
If a man is balding, not much that he can do to change that.
Okay.
Like, there's like the drugs, I guess, and then there's hair transplants, but that would be surgery.
So what else can you change about women?
Because it's just the weight then.
Yeah, wait.
And she could, I mean, ass, you can build an ass in the gym.
You can't grow that ass.
You can grow that ass in the gym.
You can grow that ass.
Like, if a girl's short, she can wear heels.
If she's like, if she's self-conscious about her look, she could put more makeup on.
I don't know, like Bo Show.
You know, there's a lot of things that women can do to be like non-surgical things to improve their look versus, guys, what do you guys have, like, wardrobe and you can grow a little beard or like, you know, get some of that scruff growing.
You're concerned about your face.
There's not a lot.
Yeah, my angle is just.
I think men, women are way more superficial just because a man is going to.
I mean, if a man like a woman, he ain't going to be too picky about it as long as that woman likes him.
But a woman is going to be picky about a man that likes her because, you know, a woman thinks, you know, she could have this and that and this and that.
So that is very superficial of a woman.
Yeah.
Eight.
Yeah, I mean, my whole argument just stems from of the things, like the really important things that men and women care about, the things that women really care about, and men really can't change absent surgery, height, penis size, hair.
And then I guess like, do you guys have a preference for cut versus uncut?
What?
Circumcised.
Oh.
Do you guys care about that?
I prefer.
Yeah, I prefer cut, but just because it looks better.
That turtleneck.
I don't know what to do with the skin.
I don't know what to do.
I think you're rolling that.
I don't really care, though.
I really don't.
I do have a preference.
I feel like men like to have women that look pretty.
Okay, here we go.
I have a.
Yeah, you agree, too, huh?
Like, my mom's current boyfriend, he divorced his wife because, like, whatever their own reasons, but she wouldn't dress up.
She wouldn't, like, really take care of herself.
And my mom does.
And she's like this person he wants to be with, and like, whatever, right?
My point is just that, like, I feel like men care about those things, the way their women looks, you know?
Oh, the other thing, the other thing I was thinking about, I think it's harder for men to be good-looking than it is for women to be good-looking.
I don't think so.
I think so.
But wait, you just said earlier, you just said that you see all these really good-looking girls with average dudes.
So, is it that they're just passing over like this abundance of really good-looking men?
I think you're right.
Actually, there's more hot-looking girls.
Wait, wait, but the chance is the same.
If I have a brother, like we have 50-50, like if I'm prettier than you, that's I don't know what to tell you.
Wait, what do you mean?
What is that?
I'm just saying, no, I'm saying, like, you know, you're saying your brother's ugly?
I don't know.
That's really rude.
I don't think he's ugly, but like.
You do have a brother, though.
I do.
Does he know you have OnlyFans?
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't speak English.
How old is he?
Are you saying Spanish people don't know how to use the internet?
That's kind of raising.
We don't have anything.
Why would he look up his help us doing things on the internet?
They don't have that.
That would be insane.
I know it's really expensive to have internet.
People that are.
Would you get your bros in Cuba?
Yeah, my family's in Cuba, except for my mom, my little sister.
Wait.
Why didn't you bring me?
How old's your bro?
How old's your brother?
I don't even know.
He's like, 14 years older than me.
He's 14 years older.
And then I have like 14-year-old, younger siblings than me, too, like three.
Oh, two, technically.
In case somebody's watching this.
My dad has like a side woman with the little kid.
Oh.
My dad likes young people.
Don't they?
Hopefully, no.
Go off, queen.
Pop off.
What in the period?
What in the period pool are you talking about?
The what?
Exactly.
He's black to grow.
The what?
Pool?
Okay.
Wait, so hold on.
Well, I think if, for example, though, if you look at aspirational body types, so if you look at superhero movies, you look at the women who are cast as female superheroes, the men who are cast as male superheroes, the male superhero body type is like you need to basically take the treat the gym as a part-time job, probably need to be on some sort of steroids.
Like most of these guys, like Hugh Jackman, and then the guy who plays Thor?
Chris Hamsworth.
Chris Hemsworth, I'm pretty sure he's on gear.
Correct.
Yeah.
Like these guys are taking performance-enhancing drugs to achieve.
Scarlett Johan, Scarjo.
Who's the girl who plays Wonder Woman?
What's her name?
Gal Godot.
Gal Gado.
Like that body type, they're just like, no, they do some Pilates or some shit.
She literally was pregnant when she filmed the first one.
Okay, guys, but their body is really hot.
I'm not saying that they're just lazy slobs.
Surely some work goes into it, but the physique of the female superhero as depicted in Hollywood movies is achievable by more women than if compared to the male body type depicted in Hollywood films is less achievable.
I don't agree.
It's easier for a man to get back in shape and to achieve his peak physical form easier than it is for a woman because scientifically we lose fat.
The older we get, the slower we lose fat.
So a woman being in peak physical form is way less hard, is harder than a man being in his peak physical form because it's easy for a man to drop that weight.
Okay, so you're arguing that men lose fat easier?
Is that yeah, it's easier for a man to be in shape.
Like look at a man that is in his 50s versus a woman that is in his 50s.
A woman has to try really, really hard to keep her shape.
All a man has to do is really just take care of his body.
It is simple for men.
You know, they always, you know, it's easy for a man to get back in shape, in my opinion.
Well, I'm talking about, well, now you're shifting the goalpost to being in shape.
I'm talking about aspirational body types.
Correct.
So if we're talking about, because women like to argue, oh, the female beauty standard, it's so hard, blah, blah, blah.
But if you actually look at like physique, so body movement face is kind of being removed here.
Although even I can make some arguments that reaching, like having the ideal male facial structure or whatever, like that's actually like way fewer men fall into like ideal male facial structure than like do women fall into ideal or attractive female facial structure.
But when it comes to, what was the word I used?
Aspirational, aspirational physiques and body types.
You look at male superheroes, that's way less men have that physique than do women have like the Gal Godot physique.
Like you could just kind of diet and do a couple Pilates classes.
Okay, but don't a lot of superhero wear like a muscle suit underneath to make their muscles bigger?
But also paying attention to an unrealistic character.
All those men are still tone.
In your opinion, what would we have to do to look like Scarlett Johansson or what's her name?
She said diet and do Pilates.
You think that would be enough for me?
I think you could probably tone up a little bit.
Like I run.
Yeah, but you could do like dogs.
PR, do some Pilates.
It's really like, you know, mostly body fat.
I feel like the world is hard for both of us, both genders.
That's my point.
Sure, I agree.
I'm just talking about this specific thing.
We have the chat.
Women spend way more money and time on their physique to look that way than men do.
Well, you can start going to like I think you guys focus more on artificial improvements.
And if we include artificial improvements, men can get their shapes naturally, women cannot.
You know, no matter you can't avoid your genetics.
If you built, you know, like a square, you know, that ass could do, you know, so much.
You could only grow so much ass in the gym before you have to buy one.
But men can grow their shape naturally.
I don't see no man out here getting plaqued surgery, which is why it's easier for a man to get that body type that is inspired in Hollywood than a woman is.
I have hit the only way I'm going to get like a fat ass is like putting fat year, like through a BBL or something.
Right.
Have you tried maybe squats?
I do that on life.
But also, little muscle up, but you ain't gonna be no fat ass.
I gotta do a whole lot of money.
Psychopathic.
We have psychopathic gaming.
It may be small, but a jolly rancher still hurts like hell coming at 100 miles per hour.
Talking about PP size.
Oh, Jolly Rancher is like.
I don't know.
I know that's right.
It ain't about the size of the boat.
It's about the motion in the ocean.
This guy's got a huge Jolly Rancher.
Okay, that's great.
Thank you, psychopathic.
All right, moving on to the next thing.
A woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men.
Karen, you don't agree.
You don't agree.
Oh, this, Corinne, my bad.
Leah, you think a woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men?
You say no, Jade, and you say you think yes, a woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men.
Karen, you do.
To a degree.
Do you agree with that?
Why is that for those of you who agree with the statement?
Because I think guys are like chicks that have their shit together to a degree.
You know, I mean, it's like when you start dating somebody, do you want somebody that has maybe established and she's got a career and she's got a good job?
Or do you want someone, well, I just got off Section 8 and I just, I'm good looking at Del Tacos hiring.
Well, I don't think we necessarily, men don't necessarily want somebody who's at some deficit or her life is in shambles or something.
But the difference between a woman who, I don't know, makes $50,000 a year working like a reasonable job where she's not super busy, like she's a secretary or something, versus a like high-powered female attorney who's making $300,000 an hour or sorry, a year.
Excuse me.
I misspoke.
She's making $300,000 a year.
I don't think the attraction differential between secretary who makes $50,000 an hour versus attorney who makes $300,000 a year.
Wait, did I say hour?
I get hour at the beginning.
You said our year, yeah.
$50,000 an hour.
$50,000 a year versus $300,000 a year.
Excuse me.
I don't think men are going to be like, wow, she's way more attractive because of the like.
But if your life is in fucking shambles and you're a mess and you're homeless and like on the first date, you're going to be asking to live at my place versus dating the attorney.
I could see the benefits of dating an attorney who's got her shit kind of figured out.
That I can understand.
But if it's between like a girl, if she's got her own, she's got a place, but she makes 50K a year versus 300,000.
Yeah, it's not a huge, I don't care.
I disagree with that statement because a woman's success has nothing to do with the way a man is attracted to her because you can have it all figured out.
But if you a woman that can't submit, if you a woman that cannot satisfy your man, if you a woman that cannot be, you know, help to your man and, you know, depend on your man like a woman should, then that's just unattractive to a man in the first place.
You know, I think that a woman who knows she needs a man and appreciates a man, that's what's most important to a man, not her status, you know, in income or her success when it comes to her career.
I feel like I agree because, oh, I disagree with her.
I don't even know.
But I was saying, like a woman that has more things going on is more interesting to a guy.
I don't think like the level of attraction would matter because what she said, if a man's going to be attracted to you, it doesn't matter what you do.
But like if you have a woman that has a lot to, I don't know, show, like to bring to the table, wouldn't you be like kind of more like higher up in the pool?
What do you mean by bring to the table?
That's what guys say all the time.
Like what do you bring to the table?
I bring like this much money.
I bring this.
When we're talking about what they bring to the table, it's not career.
It's not money.
It's not status.
Yeah.
Is it like personality?
Can you make this man laugh?
Can you make this man confide in you?
Can you take care of this man mentally?
It's not just about money.
And that's what people often overlook because they always think it's money, money, money.
When, you know, money is the least of a motherfucker's problems, a motherfucker's worries.
It should be about how both of these people can take care of each other.
Not money, but like education or hobbies or like, I don't know, something, a book that you read that gives you a lot of money.
What's your hobby?
What's your hobby?
I game.
Huh?
I'm a gamer.
She's a gamer.
And she also...
I also read mangoes.
Posts her butthole on the internet.
And do I do?
But not in.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Don't either.
No pushback.
Anybody else any pushback on this?
So my position is men don't care about women's career money status.
They don't.
It doesn't make her more attractive.
No, no, I'm sorry.
I definitely think they do, especially when you get into higher levels of education or class or wealth.
Who you marry is going to be someone who reflects your status and you want to have status to create a new status for your family and for your children.
So when you get into upper class lifestyle, you're going to be.
percentage of people is that we're gonna sorry what Well, what percentage of people is that?
I mean, it's a little bit different.
Well, I mean, when I say upper class, upper class maybe would be somebody who's making more than like $500,000 to $700,000 a year.
They're not going to go after the girl who makes $50,000.
Okay, they might.
Let's talk about the 99%.
No, but wait, wait, wait.
Because see, that's where she's going wrong.
I don't think it's about what this woman makes.
You know, this woman not being able to take care of herself is, you know, what a man is supposed to worry about in the first place.
So making it about the money is where people go wrong because in a relationship, you want somebody to take care of.
I mean, that's just natural.
As a man, you want to feel needed.
Marriage is a business, though.
Correct.
It is a business.
But you saying that a woman, a man cares more about her status quo.
No, a man cares about this woman reflecting his discipline, this woman reflecting his values.
This woman reflecting his, you know, control and the type of control he has over her.
It's not just about the money.
And it's not just about the status quo.
Because he can build this woman up to be classy and, you know, carry herself with class.
And if that money is hers too, then the money don't matter.
But the values and the respect and the discipline matters most.
Right.
No, I agree with that part, but I do think that people marry within their class and that can't be denied.
Take the opposite of that.
Like, does it matter for a guy?
Like, does it make a guy more attractive when he has, makes a lot of money and all that?
I also feel like...
Sorry.
I think I got her wrong.
Like, Tiffany Haddish has that expression.
It's so great.
She's like, you're not going to meet your millionaire wearing your $22 Shein dress.
You know, it's kind of like realistically.
Yeah.
Don't people look down on people that are a little bit dumb or like act a little bit like dimbo type of energy?
It's my favorite type of person.
Why?
Because you can control them or what?
No.
Then why?
What do you like?
It's just, there's something nice about somebody who's simple, you know?
Like somebody who's a little too smart.
That's like all these people who are super smart are all very anxious and shit.
That's true.
That's true.
People can be smart and chew.
There is something attractive about someone who's simple.
Or stupid.
Is that what you mean?
Why does that say?
But I don't want to be like, I don't need to have like deep philosophical conversations with my girlfriend.
Oh, then that just makes you boring.
And if you want to be with a boring bitch, then that's cool.
That's your preference.
Boring's good.
I like boring.
But that's you.
But I'm just like.
I like simple.
I don't want to be like.
But then it also takes this other angle of being in a contentious, like always arguing and shit.
I think people confuse.
I don't want to be challenged.
I think people confuse arguing for having a conversation.
It's okay to state your points and not take it personal.
It's not an argument if you know you're having a conversation and going back and forth.
If you're looking at it like an argument, then maybe you need to change your perspective.
We had a conversation earlier.
We were.
Or was that an argument?
We were having a conversation.
In my opinion, we were having a conversation.
Are you enjoying the conversation, though?
I love the conversation.
No, that was hearing everybody's point of view.
And one thing about conversation is you can't take personal personality.
You're not a Falatina friend.
You can't take nothing personal.
Go ahead, baby.
You're kind of being rude to our Cuban friend.
Of course.
I know we made a wee besties now.
Are you guys because we know that conversation shouldn't be taken personally?
That's it.
Why did you do that?
Because I'm sweating.
Oh, I thought you were like, when you touched her, you were like rubbing it off on her.
He's trying to be shady.
He's trying to be shady.
No, no, no.
Like, I'm just looking out for you because we're homies.
And she was like doing some weird.
Who said we homies?
She was being.
Who said we were homies?
You said it earlier.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, you said we were homies.
You said we were homies.
Rewind.
Rewind.
All right, we have two chats here.
We have psychopathic gaming Brian slowly falling in love with his future wife in chair two.
I can see.
Love myself a strong, independent queen.
Are we invited to the wedding?
Base Thor.
Okay, base Thor.
Chair two claims she's on par with.
Oh, hold on.
Base Thor.
Thank you.
Chair two claims she's on par with Megan Fox.
Is it gonna, man?
It's taking forever.
Hold on.
I don't want to start reading it until.
Damn, what the fuck?
Agrees that women lie more than men, saying women lie to themselves all the time while claiming she's a 10 out of 10.
Can't make this up.
What a stupidasso?
Stubadaso?
Oh.
Stupid.
Hey, I'm here to represent the 304 community, too.
Shout out to all my 304s out there.
Shout out.
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Holler at you girl.
Okay.
They can't handle this real talk.
Wait, where were we?
Was it career?
Where were we?
I think we were just talking about career and like, yeah.
And how much we make.
Oh, yeah.
You were talking about, I think.
No, we were.
So you?
What were we talking about?
Sorry.
About business and relationships.
Yeah, the last thing you were talking about was how status quo and you having to be on the same status with the partner that you have.
Yeah, I really do believe that.
I've watched lots of young people date people all, you know, school year long.
And at the end of the semester, they go marry somebody within their class.
So, I mean, like what she said, you're not going to meet a millionaire in your Shein dress.
You also are most likely to meet someone in the same area.
Yeah, yeah, like with your golf.
So you're spending time in the same yeah.
So you're in a space where you're around people who have similar ideals and standards for their lives.
I also feel like it's good to bring your own thing.
So you have like your security of like if this person wanted to divorce you or whatever, right?
You don't just have nothing to fall on your own.
No, you got to bring your own value to the table.
You can't demand value and not be able to bring it.
Exactly.
That's why I want to make my own money.
I want to come into a relationship with my own money where I'm demanding.
You've had this much money because I have that.
You know what I mean?
So do we think that Jeff Bezos just married Lauren Sanchez and she's on the same level as him?
Well, that's an outlier.
I don't know.
He's a billionaire and there's so few billionaires.
So I don't think that's he is such a rare phenomenon that their relationship.
But yes, within their class, yes, she was rubbing elbows with all the same people that he knew.
That's how she met him in the first place.
She's been married a few times and all of them were extremely wealthy.
That's a fat L for I think that's that me?
No, no, for Bezos.
No.
Like here's the richest man and one of the richest men in the world.
And it's like multi-you said multiple divorces.
She's been divorced multiple times.
Yeah, I think she's going to marry.
Yeah, I know who she is, but like single, like she's a mom, single mom, whatever.
Yeah.
What has she done to her face?
She was so pretty.
You know what I think it is?
Didn't he like he used to deal with her back in the day or something?
Maybe he had a thing for her or some people.
He had a thing for her back in the day.
You know, maybe it's like she does.
I don't even want to connect.
Some of these guys are simping for like some good.
I don't know.
Maybe she's into some weird shit.
Okay.
Jeff Bezos.
And he's into some weird shit.
And they just align on the weird shit.
Do you know what my dad would say?
My dad would say she must have a hell of a snapper.
I have a real life simple from here.
I don't know if I can say that.
What's up?
Go ahead.
I was going to say the whole Ari and Young Gravy thing compared to her friend Chloe.
Like, what is he?
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Hey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What about it?
What were you saying?
I used to say, like, why did John Gravy pop up with his current girlfriend, but not with Chloe, like the girl, right?
Why?
Because I'm thinking he thinks that Ari is kind of more worth it or something.
Not my opinion, but you know what I'm saying, right?
More followers, more fans.
More fame.
I mean, I'm friends with Chloe.
I don't think we should look to like rappers for anything about it.
I mean, I'm friends with Chloe, and I know that she's really popular on social media and successful in her career, but I know that she was just put off that.
I do think that maybe there was something around that.
Like everyone thought it was kind of staged at first, like that they were just doing it as a marketing thing, like to boost each other up.
But they were actually dating.
And it's weird that he was telling Chloe when they were together, like she doesn't, like, please don't post me.
Like, don't say things.
And she was like, okay.
And then now he's just like, his whole entire Instagram is like all about Ari.
So I understand her frustration there, but it's interesting to see that perspective of like, maybe he thought that she brought more to the table.
Than Chloe might have, but and like that's why he went public with Ari and not with Chloe.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a question for young Gravy.
True.
All right.
All right.
Well, moving on.
Wait, hold on.
Now, fuck that.
I'm not moving on.
Look, I think if you look at a male attorney, well, I'd agree that he's going to be moving in a certain circle.
Maybe there's some fucking paralegals and shit.
He's just smashing, running through, whatever it is.
Thank you.
And, you know, maybe he ends up, you know, with another attorney, whatever it may be.
He's way more likely to be willing to date a woman who's a barista than the reverse.
So a female attorney, I think, is very unlikely to want to date a male barista.
Right.
Good talk.
That was great.
Thank you guys.
All right.
We have, let's see, why don't we do women are oppressed in the USA to which we have Anna.
Is it Anne or Anna?
Yes, Anna.
Anna.
Anna Fumi.
You said you agree, women are oppressed in the USA.
Does anybody else agree with that?
No.
Okay, just you.
Why is that?
I don't know.
I don't even remember writing that.
So you just think.
Okay, women, is that the exact question?
Women are oppressed in the USA to which you said you agree.
Why is that?
I don't know.
I think I made that one up.
I don't really care.
Either way.
I mean, yes, women are, in some ways, women do have, you know, they can be oppressed.
So, yes, anyone can be oppressed.
So, therefore, yeah.
Welcome.
How though?
How are women oppressed?
Oh, I don't know.
Just like just things that happen.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
Let me think.
Okay.
Do you have that?
I can't.
It gives me a heartburn.
But I don't know.
There are situations where people have been.
Did you have some of it?
I had a little bit.
I don't drink a lot of caffeine, to be honest.
But yeah, situations where women aren't believed in situations, which it's believed in situations of, you know, issues like that.
But that's such a, let's talk about something more positive.
It's so depressing.
I feel like that too.
You know what I mean?
Showed that women are going to be believed far more than men.
Maybe it did.
Maybe to somebody.
And plus, you guys have the Constitution.
You have a First Amendment.
You can speak your mind.
America.
You are not a First Amendment.
The United Kingdom does not have a Constitution.
Which makes America the greatest country in the world.
Women are not a person in America.
It is so easy being a girl nowadays.
You struggle as a girl, that's your fault.
Who makes the rules, though?
Like, the Constitution.
Hold on, before we get into that.
If the foundation is like, if we believe women, wouldn't that mean to disbelieve men?
I'm so tired.
I'm going to oppress you right now if you keep asking me questions.
I think that, yes, you should.
I think the whole idea of believe the victim or believe the person who says it and then weed it out.
Like what you said earlier about the burden of proof and et cetera, et cetera.
So you can't just believe, I mean, you can't believe everything.
But at the same time, I do think that there's been more situations where women and young girls have not been believed.
There was a show called Unbelievable on Netflix, and it was really good.
And it was based on a true story where they told her she was lying until they found her driver's license in the guy's house.
So and she like they had to give her all this money, but it was all because they chose not to believe her just off of how she was, her demeanor, what she was saying.
They didn't feel like she was sad enough.
So, I mean, yes, there is some oppression that can occur, but men get oppressed too.
So I'm not saying it's a, you know, just women solely get oppressed.
There's a lot of men who go through a lot of physical and mental and emotional abuse at the hands of their spouses.
And people joke around, you know, there's so much, like, there's so much hate for a man saying, hey, somebody's abusing me and hurting me and treating me poorly.
Everybody's like, suck it up, buttercup, you know?
And so it's like a lot of men experience similar oppression, psychological oppression, correctness.
Yeah.
That is true.
But okay, when it comes to the whole like believe all women thing, unless the guy comes out and confesses that he did whatever is alleged to have been done, I'm assuming most men are going to say, I did not do that.
So if we say believe all women, that smuggles in disbelieve men.
Yeah.
And it can mean that we have situations where people lie on it, and that's terrible.
But it's happens a lot.
Yes.
But it's better.
As a call taker, it happens a lot.
Women blame men for things that men never did to them, but oh, he ghosted me.
Oh, he dumped me.
Wait, is your husband a law enforcement officer?
No.
No.
Okay.
But you're.
Can you speak more on that?
The whole, you know, as a 911 operator, I mean, what's your experience with, you're saying that a lot of these, or I don't know if it's a lot, but you've encountered a lot of false accusations.
Yes.
So what's your thoughts on that?
You know, I've encountered way more false accusations than I have.
It's a real call.
Really?
Sad.
Yeah.
It's really a lot of time.
I had one woman on the phone who was afraid, claimed that she was assaulted.
And she said it was a hobo, did a tour in some alley when she was walking the dog.
And as it turned out, she had an affair.
She was having an affair.
So that's a woman of witty accounting.
So did you dispatch some police officers to the scene?
Oh, yeah.
No, out to her house.
And it was when the deputies did all their talking and figuring it out that she confessed and was like, well, okay, no, it didn't really happen.
But I mean, I can remember asking her vividly, what did his voice sound like?
Did he have an accent?
What did he smell like?
What, you know, anything.
And she's like, I just blacked out.
I just blacked out.
I just blacked out.
And do you like, do the, are you friendly with the police officers?
So like, how did you like, because I'm assuming you're not staying on the call the entire time.
They go out, they investigate a bit.
Do you talk to them sometimes after?
Yeah, well, sometimes if it's something that's really like kind of eating at you, I'll call them up, or I would call them up and say, hey, how did that end?
You know, and then they'd say, oh, this happened or that happened.
But and so you, you're, and wait, how long have you been doing I dispatched for about 15 years?
From what age to what age?
Because you're 57 now, right?
I started at 40.
40?
What were you doing before?
I worked in the family business.
Okay.
So at 40, you became a 911 operator.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then you did it for 15 years.
And so this was from this was like mid-2000s?
I did a 2007, I started.
2007 to 2021.
2021.
And you're still involved with.
I work at one of our headquarters.
But you're not actually doing the calls now, is that?
No, I don't.
You're like administrative.
Okay, gotcha.
But so for that 15 years that you were a 911 operator, you're saying that the majority of the calls you got were a woman was alleging that she had been graped, SA.
In calls where women alleged they were assaulted, there were more of the false calls than the real calls, yes.
But when you say, because I know sometimes they differentiate this, because I want to be charitable on this thing, on this topic, there's a difference between, I think the term terminology is, is it unfounded?
I don't know if that's the term, versus false.
Like, so I guess unfounded would be there's not enough like probable cause to determine like the police who are investigating.
There's like it's it could have happened, but there's not enough evidence either based on her testimony or you know, whatever.
Well, I guess what yeah, I don't know.
I have do you know what I'm talking about?
I kind of, yeah.
Honestly, by the time they weed it out, it's either usually when they're getting there and they're talking to the girl, the girl will generally admit that she's making it up.
Oh, they'll before it even gets to the point of like through the questioning because their stories change.
You know, it's like they'll say one thing to this call taker and then one of the cops will get there and they'll say something different to him and then major crimes will get out there and maybe they'll say something different to him.
You know, the story will change a little bit each time.
Question for you.
Wait.
And were you always working in the same location?
You said you're from Southern California?
Oh, wait.
And you were, was it, are you able to say like which location?
I don't want to say which age.
That's fine.
But it's in Southern California.
Okay.
And you weren't like moving around like you weren't in Texas one day.
It's always been in the Southern California.
Okay.
Gotcha.
And so you're saying it's not just that there was a lack of evidence.
These women would admit that it was false.
Yes.
And you're saying the majority of the calls you got, they admitted to it being false.
Usually, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd be amazed at how much of it.
And that's why it pisses me off when chicks do that.
Because when women are really assaulted, you know, or the other thing that'll happen is dad walks in on daughter having sex and he claims the boy was raping her.
Graping.
She's grape.
Yeah, yeah.
And that was not the case at all.
It was consensual.
But that's his daughter.
That's his minor daughter.
Well, my minor daughter wouldn't, you know, and all of a sudden she's like, oh, yeah, he was.
You know, it's like, come on.
Also, something, and people might call me like woke for this, but I actually do think that this is one way when it comes to like African American men, if they're dealing with a white woman, I've heard that the incidence rate of a false accusation increases dramatically.
And that a lot of, because there's this racial component where the white woman, she feels like wrongly being judged or shamed for it.
And then in an effort to relieve her shame or whatever, she's going to heinously, falsely accuse a black man of this crime.
And so like Patrice O'Neill, I think, rest in peace, Patrice O'Neill, one of my favorite comedians, I think he got caught up in something like that.
I don't know the whole details, but I hear this a lot.
A lot of white women doing black men dirty.
Like, anyways.
It's a very good point.
So, but Do you ever recall like I don't know if they the officers who would relay this information to you do you recall like, would they ever?
Would the women ever say the reason like why they made it up was it?
Was it like regret?
Was it revenge?
What were there any like primary reasons?
Generally it was a revenge thing, or they were screwing around and didn't want to get caught.
Yeah, a lying woman is a dangerous woman.
Yeah, that's usually the big one.
They don't want to get caught damn, anyways.
Um well, we'll move off of that, but uh, thank you for sharing that with me.
I have a question, though, is there consequences for women that do that?
Like there should be, but a lot of times there aren't.
They just kind of let it go, and you know they.
I believe there was one case where they did blame her for doing false 911 calls, but other than that no, generally that's just the end of it.
I feel like the women that do that should have like a higher like consequence, because they're like putting yeah conversation.
I think so too.
I'm somewhat conflicted on it though, because on one hand, like your immediate instinct is, well, it's a crime to submit like a false make, a false police report.
But on the other hand, I think in furtherance of justice and I I know this is like a really shitty way to approach it but if the woman is more likely to fess up, admit to lying, and that spares the man that she falsely accused, like I think they should be prosecuted.
but pragmatically speaking, if it even like one additional woman is like, well, I'm willing to admit to it, to having made the false accusation.
And I'm doing this because I'm less likely to be prosecuted for it.
I know like, it's just a shitty situation all around, but I'm kind of like, and I don't know how the chat's going to, but I'm kind of looking at it pragmatically of like, how can we save another man from being drugged through?
So it's like it's a really shitty situation.
I think if those women were held accountable, they would never confess a lie in the first place, because if there was repercussions to those actions in the first place, those women would never lie.
That is a good.
That is also a good point, though you do raise.
A good point is, if there were repercussions, would they not do it to begin with?
No, they wouldn't.
I think a lot of us, and I think you got to be able to hold like, think about murder right, like murder has really bad repercussions, but people still commit murder.
So it's like you don't know what it'd be like if it wasn't illegal, right.
So you're oh, like you don't have the compassion.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Yeah, murder was legal.
It's complete.
It's very complicated.
Well, I don't know what do you think if there were really severe?
Yes, because these men are losing their lives and there's freedom over a lie.
That's a good point.
I'm actually I could maybe change my mind on that, like if, if it is the case that if the if there were consequences and the you know prosecutors did prosecute people who make false, False accusations, that could also decrease the problem in the first place.
It's tough, though.
I think it's tough.
It should, like 100%.
It's illegal.
I think usually the DA doesn't want to touch it.
When Bush comes to shove, it's about what does the DA want to file?
And I think they don't want to file those kinds of cases.
That's my opinion.
That's just my opinion.
Question on that is: Do you think, though, that I feel like the premise of that is it's very premeditated versus like a quick emotional decision that they're making?
Because if it's a quick emotional decision, are they really factoring in, oh, well, there's going to be repercussions for it.
That's women for you, though.
They don't think about, you know, the consequences of their actions until later on, you know?
And some women don't even see it for themselves ever.
So I don't think it would change.
Yep.
We're going to move it on.
We have Dr. Crypto.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Dropkick 2000.
Let's have some arm wrestling matches.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Do you guys want to arm wrestle?
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I don't know.
Maybe that's a bad idea.
They're going to knock their mics over.
And Briar's going to fall.
All right.
We have Dr. Crypto, 1982.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, Dropkick.
You all except Jade Warwick need to come to Balkan to learn how to be a real woman.
You all lost your ways.
You have it too easy in life.
So you forget who is here to save you when you are in trouble.
Thank you, Dr. Crypto, 1982.
How are you going to be here to save us when we're in trouble if you're in Balkan?
Right.
But thank you.
All y'all except Jade Wick.
Learn how to be a real woman.
This is a real woman looking at right now.
How are women oppressed?
I don't remember.
I don't know.
Other ways.
I thought you were sexist.
Come on.
Oh, we discussed being on the spectrum.
A lot of women are not diagnosed with ADHD and autism at a young age simply because they have to train their minds to masks.
So, yeah, you're welcome.
Anytime.
Anytime you need that for me.
Well, you know what?
How about this, though?
Here's my counterargument.
Men are wrongly diagnosed when it's just perhaps natural boy behavior to be a bit rambunctious, but instead the female teachers are like, oh my God, the boys are so rambunctious.
Let's go put them on Ridalin.
That's true.
100%.
Let's put them.
Let's put, oh, these boys are a little disruptive when you're forcing them to sit in a classroom and shut up for eight hours per day.
Correct.
When they want to be out running and moving and all that shit.
Let's go put them on methamphetamine.
I think that that's more oppressive towards boys.
You're correct.
I feel like, oh, sad violin.
Oh, my God.
The poor girls aren't getting diagnosed.
But we shouldn't blame boys or girls.
We should blame the adults because why are adults not like making sure?
You know what I mean?
Like, when I was younger, they were like, oh, she's quiet.
Let's take her to the doctor, see what's up.
They put something on my ears, you know, whatever.
But like, people pay attention to me.
They should do it to the boys too.
You know what I mean?
Like, paying attention to kids.
And your boys are often overlooked because it's boy tendency to, you know, play rough and use your hands.
Boys are, you know, active creatures.
So it's overlooked that, you know, these boys don't maybe have ADHD.
They just hype hyperactive.
That's what I'm saying.
That's normal.
That's normal due to teenage years.
In adolescence, it's normal.
I was in like fourth grade, fifth grade, female teacher.
And I was like a little, you know, I'd have like my friend, my buddy sitting next to me.
And we'd be like, you know, chatting or whatever.
We shouldn't, we shouldn't have been doing it, but whatever.
We'd be like laughing and whatever, giggling.
And then just kind of a little, not like throwing shit and like anything crazy like that.
Just, you know, we'd talk and whatever.
So my fucking, and this is the 90s, okay?
This is in the 90s.
So like, I don't know, I feel like people listen to teachers a bit more.
So my teacher went to my parents and was like, hey, your son's a little disruptive, whatever.
Within a month, I'm on fucking Riddling.
Luckily, myself, I was like, I don't like this medication as a, I don't know, I was like nine, 10 years old or whatever.
I was like, I don't like it.
I was only on it for a little bit.
But yeah, teachers just go the parents.
And I don't blame my parents though, because this was a different time.
Like in the 90s, it's like now there's a lot more doubt when it comes to like the healthcare system and stuff.
True.
But, you know, back then in the 90s, it's just like the doctor says to do it, you do it.
Yeah, I can agree.
It's easier to just say that something is wrong with the child rather than somebody saying, oh, I cannot handle that child.
It's them avoiding the truth.
I know somebody exactly like that.
They went on their medication when they was younger.
They didn't like it.
All he needed to do was, you know, run it out, live it out.
It's completely normal for a boy to be hyperactive.
So I think it's more so the adults' fault for looking at it like it's something wrong instead of just letting kids be kids.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay, moving on.
Thank you for that message, though, from Doc.
How did we get on Riddling?
I don't know.
Whatever.
Oh, the repression thing.
You said, well, the women not being diagnosed with the tism.
Okay.
All right.
Anything else as to how women are oppressed or not?
Okay, well, moving on.
Corinne, did I say it right?
God damn.
Corinne.
Is that your real name?
Yeah.
Really?
It's not your like OF name.
You said, well, the statement is men are more privileged in society than women, to which you agree.
Why is that?
The pretty factor?
I don't know.
Men are more privileged because they're prettier.
Oh, no.
Men are.
I'm sorry.
I listened to you wrong.
Oh, because.
No, I do think that, like, I think that they're not more.
I don't know.
I'm stuttering on this one.
I was just sitting here silent for like 10 minutes.
Oh, wait.
That was the wrong one.
Okay.
I'm not talking.
I think that men have like certain, like, there's a guy can just go and do something, and whereas girls can't really.
Like, what?
I don't know.
Like, I wouldn't say like privilege is the right word, but I feel like, for example, the thought process of going to do something as a female is different in a guy's head when they go to do something.
So like you, I have to think through.
So I think that's a privilege, right?
So it's like guys can just say, oh, I'm just going to like walk next, like to my friend's house down the street and I'll go like hang out with him.
Versus if a girl did that, like I could, but like you have to think through, okay, is it safe?
Is it this, is that?
I think that's like a privilege to men that can just go and do what they want, whereas women have to like think through like certain things more.
Not like I thought through that response.
Okay.
So, okay, going to Leah, you said you think men are more privileged in society than women.
Why is that?
I feel like you guys made the rules.
Like all the things that you're arguing about, who made that up?
I never.
Am I right?
What do you mean?
Who made what up?
Like the whole like beauty center or the whole like women should stay at home.
Yeah.
Like, isn't it based off what men like?
Or, you know what I mean?
I mean, I think there's the male gaze and then there's like female gaze.
So I don't think men care about your nails, like your fake nails.
That's woman shit.
No, this world was built for women.
Men are not more privileged.
Men do what they do for women.
Men are simple creatures.
If a woman says she wants to travel on a highway, they go build it.
If a woman says she wants a house, he either go buy it or build it.
So I don't think that, you know, it's wrong for a man to ask for something in a society that he creates.
And I think it's wrong for a woman to deny because it's the least she can't do.
I feel like maybe she had really good luck with men, but not all men are like that.
Like a lot of men can be the top 10% and build a highway for you or do whatever for you.
I feel like you really gotta be independent in the society as a woman.
And the rules.
I'm gonna depend on a man because I know I need one.
I'm not about to sit here and say, you know, fuck men.
And that's just a trend that's going on right now.
Like the opposite gender hatred is really unattractive to me just because we need each other.
So to disrespect each gender just because of something we don't like, it's just like, it's not logical.
What was the question?
The original question?
Are men more men are more privileged in society than women to which you agree?
Yeah, I don't think men are strong.
Do you think that men are more like are stronger than women, right?
So like, let's say, like, it's not a privilege?
It's just a fact.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Okay, but nobody's pretty privileged.
Correct.
You probably never pay to go into nightclubs.
Right.
Men have to pay.
Correct.
When the last time you paid for your drink or the dinner or anything, you haven't.
Men got to do whatever.
I don't even even do a club like one time.
It was $50, guys.
Oh, damn.
I guess you just weren't able to get in the VIP line then.
I don't go clothing.
Sorry, not all of us are cut out for.
I think maybe Canada is different than the U.S. Probably because I don't really expect a men to be able to get a lot of people.
They have cars there.
I think being a woman is the same everywhere, though.
No matter how many times.
I didn't know that they had.
Do you guys have internet in Canada?
No, barely.
Yeah.
You picked the wrong country to I didn't pick.
I would have come to the U.S. You should have gone to Florida.
I would have.
They speak Spanish there.
Yeah.
Fucking this.
She's in Toronto.
It's so cool, guys.
Cuba's Korean.
You can just go to Colorado.
It's like fucking Cuba.
I don't have a choice, guys.
Is Cuba tropical or subtropical?
Yeah, it's a Caribbean.
Then you end up in Toronto, cold asses.
Okay, so basically, we don't really get to leave the country by our choice.
So my mom got married to a Canadian guy, and that's how we were able to go to Canada.
Because Canadians can travel to Cuba for vacation, whereas Americans can't go to the city.
People can go to Cuba.
Cubans can't leave the country.
Did she divorce him?
Yeah, but he was not good.
After the green card?
Yeah.
She got a green card?
He kicked her out of the house with everything.
Was it because she was a spicy Latina?
She was, but he knew, but it wasn't that.
He knew ahead of time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's kind of fucked up.
All right.
Anybody else?
Men are more privileged than women?
How so?
Anybody?
Is that me or her?
Actually, you didn't even circle that one.
I didn't?
No, you didn't.
Me?
Yeah.
I said yes.
Yeah, just how are men more privileged?
I feel like we live in a men's world.
Like, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like women are submissive.
Like, they have to be kind of, like, good or they can't, like.
Thank you, Natalia.
You know.
I don't know.
We have to follow the rules.
Well, what do you mean you have to?
You don't?
Okay, like, I'm so used to smiling like this and like never disagreeing with somebody because, you know, it's just easier.
Do you get punished if you don't smile?
I think so.
I feel like I get treated differently.
People just kind of like think I'm a bitch or whatever.
I don't know.
Are you?
A little bit.
A little bit.
She admits it.
I just don't think it's a man's world.
We have women in government.
So it's no longer just a man's world.
That's right.
But who did it, like, begin with?
You know what I mean?
It began with the man, of course, but it ended up being four women because that's what men wanted anyway.
Oh, correct.
I just feel like the world is not easier for a woman or for a man.
You know what I mean?
Like, mostly in different areas.
Because you were saying, like, in the whole universe, you know, like the whole world, like, women's life is easier.
No, not everywhere, guys.
Maybe here.
Where isn't a woman's life easier?
Well, the Middle East.
Literally.
Middle East.
It's not easy to be a woman.
But I guess.
Or like having a kid.
Okay.
Who's responsible is that?
The woman.
Like, if a man wants to leave.
me ask you this right so but even then those middle eastern women still have it easier than i lived in the middle east and it was i had no problem So, okay, men are.
You're saying men are in power, right?
You're saying men are in power.
But can you explain how men's interests have been prioritized over women's interests?
Okay, interests.
I don't even care about that.
But like men's health, okay, research considering to do with men's stuff.
There's so much thing done about that.
What do you mean?
Like, I don't know.
An example, okay.
I think there was a thing that they found out that would affect like men's like reproductive thing.
Like they couldn't have like, I don't know, what's the word?
They couldn't reproduce anymore because of something.
I think it was something to do with like Bluetooth or something.
I don't remember.
Bluetooth?
Yeah.
It was, I don't remember.
You gotta stop reading those Cuban journals.
Guys, Cuban newspapers.
No, I'm not there.
I don't think.
I don't know.
Bluetooth is fucking their sperm count up or something.
I don't know.
Maybe it's the case.
But also.
What about health, though?
What about health?
Why?
Like, there's not that much research done about women taking birth control and the effect on their body.
Also, to do with medicine.
Wait, wait.
Okay, wait, finish your research.
I'm not against anything.
I'm not against anything.
The question was.
Yeah, but okay, birth control, what about it?
Like, there isn't that much research done.
And it's a very, like, it's something that I'm packed on.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
How many forms of birth control do women have?
I thought we were talking about men.
I know, but she's saying that there's not enough research about women's.
Hold on.
Or no birth control.
Dozen plus forms of birth control for women.
There's only there's vasectomy for men and there's no forms of birth control really for men.
I mean besides condomin vasectomy.
Okay.
Okay.
That was not a good example, maybe.
Yes.
But to give me another one.
Any medicine.
Like what about okay, yeah.
Look up where did the research like happen?
What type of like people do they had at the research it was supposed to be men.
Yes I was thinking.
Yeah I have a good counter argument because women actually their period and their cycle really like gets I think fucked up exactly.
So they didn't want to research on women.
Yeah I could agree that you know there could there could be an argument made that if these drugs are not tested on as many women or women at all then that could have some negative impact on women.
I don't know specifically what medications like I think Tylenol has a pretty similar profile in terms of what it does in men and women all these kind of medications.
But to your point of these medications being researched hold on one sec.
I don't know if it's evidence of privilege that males are more likely to be guinea pigs in drug testing.
So your argument is hold on.
So more men are more likely to and perhaps more willing to be literal guinea pigs for experimental drug testing.
We don't know what the potential side effects of these experimental medicines are.
I feel like feminists would also make the claim.
Like, for example, what if I said, what if I was a misogynist and I said, you know what?
We're not going to test medications on men because male lives are more valuable.
So we're going to only test these experimental medications on women because we value their lives less.
But it wasn't because, but the reality is, is these experimental medications are used more on men.
They're more likely to be part of these trials where they're getting pumped full of who knows what experimental drugs.
I don't think that's a privilege, actually.
I think that that's emblematic of the disposability of men and the fact that men find themselves in like I get, I don't know if like super wealthy men are wanting to be experimented on, but I would suspect it's men of a lower socioeconomic status who are like, put this drug into me and pay me the money for the drug trial because I really, really need money.
I see women as far less desperate.
So I think that would point towards women's privilege.
I feel like you got it, but thank you.
But wait, the issue is not that they're selling the medicine saying, oh, this is good for you.
This is good for that.
But they don't know what it's going to do to a woman's body.
They know what it does to a man's body.
And also, it wasn't because of like, oh, the men need the money.
It was because it was easier to test on men because men don't have all that thing that changes every like week or whatever.
I don't know.
But you know what I'm saying?
Also, the thing that they affected men, it was COVID vaccines.
I remember.
Well, then, I mean, wouldn't it make sense then if they can get more reliable results from men because men don't have this like hormonal fluctuation?
But then you're not really saying, oh, this is actually good for your body.
You don't know how it affects a woman's body.
You know what I mean?
I mean, we have a PhD here who maybe can weigh in on that.
Okay, but like now that I remember.
Are the profiles like maybe the dosing could be different, but like, is a drug given to a man going to have like markedly different like is there any drug that you can give to a man that is going to be completely different if you give it to a woman?
Perhaps like excluding gender hormones or whatever?
I don't know.
I don't know about that, but okay.
The COVID-19 thing, okay, the vaccine.
Apparently, like there was like three men that had an issue with that thing going on there.
There was so much research done right away.
Women, they were getting like blood vessels and stuff like that because of the vaccine.
Like, how much time did it take for them to give a fuck about that?
I didn't work on that.
You work on it, right?
Well, the thing with drug testing and trials is that there's a process, right?
You don't just, if you're testing a drug for, say, a three-month, three-month-old babies that have a six-toe, okay, I'm giving an example.
And you're trying to create a drug that treats three-month-old babies with a six-toe.
You're not going to test your drug on three-month-old babies with six toes.
That's not going to be your first line.
First, it goes through all the different tests, and then there's animals, and then you have males 18 to a certain age, depending on the country.
It can be 25, it can be 26, depends on the country.
And then you have, and healthy males this age, and then you have healthy females this age, and you have healthy, there's different brackets, right?
And so it's true that men do get tested first before women.
So that is a true factor of that.
As far as the COVID vaccine and the welts, I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about.
Well, I'm going to move it on just for the sake of time, but we got Duran Dahls.
This trumpet is just making shit up.
Canada is 100% the same.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you, Duran Dahl.
Appreciate it.
He called you a strumpet.
How do you feel about that?
I actually don't know what that means.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Let's see.
Women are the primary victims of war.
Leah, you're the only person who agreed with that.
Why is that?
Because I feel like men could defend themselves more.
And I feel like women get like a lot of things happen, like grape and stuff like that through war.
Like, I'm not saying that men don't go through that too.
But who is more likely to be a victim if like there was a conflict right now?
Men.
Men.
The military fighting or wars.
They're going to be the infantry.
Yeah, most men going to war.
A woman ain't trying to go to war.
Okay, yeah, that's right.
But I'm talking about like, like, the people are coming here.
We're just chilling.
This is not where the war is happening.
You know what I mean?
If we're being invaded, you'll have infantrymen protecting the homeland.
And they will be protecting you.
So you don't want a man protecting you if we go to war?
I like would, but I also want to defend myself.
Like, I wouldn't expect, like, fight.
I don't know.
My point was just that, like, is a man more likely to be able to defend himself if there was a war right now?
Are you talking about the civilians?
Civilians or military?
Civilians.
This whole time.
Because you're right.
100%.
Men are more likely to go to war.
Women, I don't think, go to war.
That's not an accurate statement.
I was in the military, and I can attest that that's not true.
But men.
I was in the Marine Corps.
And then, like, you know, the people that are drafted?
Marine Corps.
Officer or enlisted?
Enlisted.
But I would trust.
Are women getting drafted though?
I don't need to get into it.
Well, Ring.
But you dishonorably discharge them.
No, I was not.
I was medically retired.
Oh, okay.
Do not trust the woman.
No.
Do they allow autistic people?
Every Marine is autistic, pretty much.
It's a requirement.
How, though?
Marines are not known for being the smart ones.
We're known for being cran eaters.
You say you're autistic, Brian, right?
Have you ever gotten drafted or gotten picked to be in the military or anything like that?
No, I've not been drafted.
Drafted?
Draft has an autistic.
Can you qualify if you're Autistic?
Apparently, I could join the Marines.
Sure can.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, I'm probably, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm aged out of the military, but.
How old are you?
36.
I think Space Force and Chair Force will still take you.
Nice.
Okay, I think.
Space Force is a thing now.
We gotta give them respect.
Can you stop making the noise over there, please?
All right.
Would you sit?
I'll just move off them.
Wait, what?
People of color can't be racist towards white people.
You agree.
You agree.
Why is that?
They can't.
I said they could.
Oh, you know what?
That's only Anne here.
You said people of color.
Can't fool me, by the way.
People of color can't be racist.
They can be prejudiced or have bigots.
They can be bigots, but I don't think that they can be racist against people.
So like you couldn't be racist towards me.
No, racism.
Racism is about oppression and the drugs.
Could you be racist towards her?
That girl next to you?
Jade?
No, I couldn't be.
She's Welsh.
What if you're eating like Welsh people or something?
Isn't that xenophobic?
Yeah, I think.
I don't know.
She's white.
Race, it would be the white race.
Xenophobic is kind of like a female.
No, Yeah, if you're from Wales and you're all right.
Can she be racist towards me?
Because she's Latina.
No.
And then she, my bad.
She's Thai.
They can be prejudiced.
Can Ty be racist?
I'm the most racist person I know, so.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I do hear Asians.
I do hear a lot that Asians do be racist.
They're racist against other Asians.
Yeah.
Latinos do.
Latinos too.
Yeah.
Do Africans do.
Do the Cubans get lucky either?
We do, because I feel like we have a lot of people that are like white and also black.
So we're kind of color is like, I feel like we call people like, I have an aunt.
We call it like La Negra.
Like that's literally the end word.
Oh, yeah, don't say that.
But like, it's a Spanish niche black.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you mean that's black and Spanish?
It's not racist against other Mexicans.
Yeah.
Like there's the white Mexicans.
Gringos, you know.
That's what they call y'all.
Anyways, wait, so hold on.
But why can't a like a black person be racist towards white people?
White girls?
Just because racism is about oppression, and so it doesn't work that way.
What's your definition of racism?
It just doesn't work that way.
So my definition of racism is when people who have when the majority of the people who are in control and sorry, I am so sleepy.
I'm going to wake up.
I'm going to wake up.
Okay, but yes.
So racism basically only goes in one direction.
So that's how it works.
You can be prejudiced or you know bigoted against somebody, a white person, but you're racism is just, it's different than that.
It's not the same.
I just want to know, educate me.
What's the definition of racism?
Yeah, blood list.
Racism is when a person of color is treated differently or profiled or mistreated.
This is my definition.
So you asked me what it was like.
So you made the dictionary.
Did you make the dictionary?
How about I finish first and then you can talk to me?
I need the actual question.
Don't start with me.
I won't start back.
I promise.
So this is my definition.
She wants to be aware of that.
So if you treat someone differently because of the color of their skin, you are being racist towards them.
It doesn't matter what color your skin is or theirs.
If it's different and you're treating them differently, that's racist and that's fucked up.
Good for you.
I think it's offensive when people say black people can't be racist towards white people because when you're saying that black people cannot be racist, you're equivalent racism to power and you're saying black people cannot have power.
And we have come a long way to gain power and gain our education and gain our rights to say that we do not have power.
It's a contradiction and it's disrespectful towards the black race.
Interesting perspectives, y'all.
What's the definition?
No, you want me to keep talking?
Yeah, so I disagree and that's just my opinion.
I deal with a lot of people who discuss these things all the time.
So you're admitting that black people don't have power.
I'm not admitting to anything like that.
Because that's what that sounds like to me.
I think you just went in a circle and chased your tail around when you answered that question.
But that's you.
And we all have different opinions on what's racist and what's racism and what happens with facts.
If you have any experience where you felt people were being racist towards you, that's your feelings.
Other people might disagree.
Like if you felt like I was being racist towards you, other people might be like, no, that's not true, right?
So it's based on opinion.
And, you know, race is just a social construct anyway.
So what are we supposed to do with it?
Damn, a motherfucker getting lynched.
And that was his opinion, right?
That don't sound like an opinion to me.
That sounds like facts.
And that sounds like somebody that didn't have power and they lost it.
All because of the color of their skin.
Yeah, that's racism.
That's, I mean, that's a very important thing.
Have you been racist towards a white person?
No.
I have an opinion.
Like, what would be the dictionary definition?
Yeah, what would be racism against a white person?
What would have to be said for it to be racist against white people?
You don't want to sit next to me.
I'm just kidding.
That's your name as a parent, but.
What was your question?
And oh, I just, it's Anna Anna Filming, um.
And so my question was simply, uh, what would be a great like?
What's a good example of someone?
Um, being racist towards a white person, a person of color, being racist towards a white person?
Like what would define that treating a white person differently there was because of the color of their skin?
There was a school, I think, in northern California, where they had somebody's treating you differently.
They had a case study they had.
There was a school in northern California that had um, a meet and greet for all the new kids coming to school, and it specifically said it is for brown, black and indigenous kids.
Okay, so the white kids were not allowed to attend this meet and greet.
Then it was a picnic that the school was doing for the families.
To me, that's racist.
Why can't all the kids go and play?
Why can't all the kids go and meet and greet?
Their whole purpose was that they wanted just all the brown kids to meet each other.
Now see, I don't think that's racist.
That's racism to have a party, a school having a party and not letting the white kids go.
What that was was probably inclusion, because what happens to black and brown people is, we're often included, you're excluding white ones correct, but that's not it.
What?
What was the situation when, if white people?
It was the first, it was a school and it was like the ultimate empire private school.
Okay, they couldn't do this in public schools, but they were just having.
It was at the beginning of the school year and it was literally a meet and greet, come and meet all your new classmates.
Okay, that doesn't sound like racism, though.
That just sounds like exclusion.
Yeah, that's not racism, that's exclusion.
In a white water fountain back in the day, the white people not being neighbors, that wasn't called exclusion.
What'd you say?
It's two people talking to say talk.
I was just saying, like back in the day, when there was, like you know, segregation and there was like a literally a black water fountain white, like white water fountain.
That's not racism, that's exclusion.
That was because they weren't.
That was discrimination.
That's literally what it was.
Why are we trying to change?
Why are we trying to change the facts of history?
Why would?
Why would not inviting a certain race to do something that all the other kids were doing not be racist?
Like not be race like racism and exclusion.
That's when you got to be able to differentiate and learn your definitions.
That's not racism.
That just sounds like brown people excluding white people, which is also unfair.
But that's not race versus, that's not racism.
You can't just be throwing the word races around just because white people not included.
But just bro, white people, y'all literally, are everywhere.
So let's not, let's not act like y'all are having racism towards y'all all the time for the sake of argument.
It's possible, but it's not common.
But what if it's white?
What if it's white kids having a meet and greet?
Yeah, and we're not letting the black kids come.
Is that okay?
I mean, that's exclusion, that's not racism.
That's exclusion is racism because Are you not inviting the black kids because they're black?
Or are you not inviting the black kids just because they're not invited?
Because you can separate, you can separate the actuality and the race.
You know, those two don't have to be together.
What is the exclusion, though?
It's the skin color.
And that goes back to the definition of racism.
Yeah.
All right.
I also think culturally, like maybe white people have different interpretations of a definition, like just as a culture versus a other.
Right.
No, let me ask you something.
When have you ever, when have you experienced racism?
When I went to Puerto Rico to watch my boyfriend play baseball, and I couldn't get anybody to wait on me in the mall because I was the white girl at the moment.
Oh, wow.
So nobody waited on you, and that was racism.
You see how we just easily throwing that word around?
That is not possible.
You may have been left behind.
You may have been excluded, but that's not racism just because a little white girl was left out.
That's not racism.
My husband absolutely.
I don't think you should be throwing that word around loosely.
They might not have been able to speak your language, and that's why they're not.
Hooray!
You know, Puerto Ricans are Spanish speakers.
It's in San Juan.
It's the biggest mall they have.
And at that time, I can kind of speak Spanish.
Tuabla Español.
Pardon me?
Tuabla Español.
They don't speak Pacific.
Oh, so they don't deru.
Don't they speak Portuguese there?
No, in Puerto Rico, they speak to me.
Okay, so you went to a Spanish-speaking country and think it's racism just because you didn't speak Spanish?
No.
That's what that sounds like.
That's not what I said.
That's what that sounds like to me.
That's not what I said.
I said they spoke English at the mall.
I also could speak a little bit of Spanish, but the people waiting on me were all English speakers.
It was at Macy's.
So they left you because you were white?
Yes, because they don't like white girls there, particularly Puerto Ricans.
That's what your husband women don't like.
Yes, and he's Puerto Rican.
He's like, well, they didn't want to wait on you because you're white, my boy.
What happens?
I know people don't want to believe that.
What were the repercussions of this situation?
How, like, were you stoned in the town hall?
Were you, you know, did they whip you?
Or, like, what was the painful part?
Was it just that nobody talked to you?
Well, they left the little white girl at the mall, and that's racism.
Well, so what's the metric of like whenever it goes from discrimination to like even for black people?
And there's a difference between discrimination and racism.
But like, y'all know that, right?
And prejudice.
All three of those are different.
I'm just curious.
Let's say it's against a black person.
What is your threshold of this is just discrimination, and then this is where it enters racism.
So, like, profiling, profiling in stores, profiling by police, profiling by school officials, profiling in different areas.
And it's not just black people, also, you know, a lot of people of color go through this.
Correct.
Being profiled.
So if you went to look at ICE.
And where have you seen them going after people?
And how are they determining what visual would they be able to use to determine who might not be from here?
What visual sources are people that they are actually targeting?
You should look at Bill Malugin from Fox News.
You don't even live here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I actually do live here.
I see ice everywhere.
I see ice all the time from work.
I talk to ICE all the time.
But you're not black, so you don't face the same hardships that we do.
So you cannot speak and say white people experience racism.
But you said that white kids being excluded from a brown party was racism.
That just sounds like discrimination to me or exclusion.
It doesn't sound like racism.
Y'all throwing that word around too loosely.
Yeah.
So if you went to Macy's and Puerto Rico and let's say the tables were turned and you didn't get like no one came up to you, no one helped you.
You were upset, like they were just ignoring you and you were adamant about it and you were upset that no one came up to you.
And it's not a case.
And that has actually happened to me in Puerto Rico.
So did you think it was racist of them?
I think that it was discrimination because I was one of the darkest ones in the restaurant, of course.
But have you ever went through that?
Yeah, of course.
I've had stuff like happen to me.
I mean, so, okay, well, I mean, it's not like, I don't think that I've been, I think I've been discriminated against because I am white in certain situations.
Because everyone has stereotypes.
There's stereotypes for a reason because there's people who are inside of the box.
Same thing with us, like, or some of the girls here.
If we have an OnlyFans, you get put into that box.
Just because there's that box of like what most, because of the stereotypes of OnlyFans girls, doesn't mean that you fit that exact mold.
But it does mean that a lot of the girls in that industry fit that mold.
I mean, in my opinion, there are some truths to stereotypes.
Sure.
But you still didn't answer my question, though.
When have you ever been discriminated against for being a white girl or when has anybody ever been racist to you for being a white girl?
Last weekend, driving to Atlanta, and I got pulled over by a Mexican cop.
Did he tell you he was Mexican or you assuming he Mexican?
Because you know there are hundreds of Latino countries.
Okay, he was Latina.
Sorry, that was, I just, I just.
Wow, that's racist.
That is so fucking racist.
You just assume that a Latino was Mexican.
I did.
And not Salvadorian.
It could have been something else.
I don't know.
Not nothing.
I agree.
I don't, I don't, I kind of do just like, I'm from California.
So most of the Latinos I grew up with were from Mexico.
So sorry, that's not me.
How is that racist?
Like, no one asked me, like, okay, are you German?
Are you Scots-Irish?
Like, we just say white.
That's nationality, though.
That's what makes a difference between race and nationality.
You're a white, German.
Ethnicity.
That's ethnicity and nationality.
That's two different things.
She's just saying, this guy's an American, I'm assuming, if he's pulling you over.
I'm a United States trooper.
So that was nationality.
Ethnicity is what she was saying.
Okay, so how is it racist?
Explain.
Well, he pulled you over.
What were you doing to get pulled over?
So I was moving with the speed of traffic, but he was just out there to get it.
So you got pulled over for speeding.
You know, you could say that, right?
Yeah, I got pulled over for speeding.
So you got pulled over for speeding by a Latino cop, and that's racist?
No.
That's discriminatory?
I was literally not doing anything.
Make it make sense.
Some people get shot by police, children, even, just for looking like they're guilty.
So, I mean, I don't think that's a good idea.
Children get shot by you.
Children get shot by police for looking like they're guilty.
Where did that happen?
That's happened a lot.
That's a little boy.
Just for looking.
He had a play toy and was shot at 11 years old, killed.
Okay, wait, Time out.
Play toy and he got killed.
How?
Was he a play gun?
He was down by an officer.
Was he holding something in his hand?
He was a water gun.
We can look this up.
Okay, so nah, we're not about to run from this because you said you have been.
Let me hear.
Okay, so I'm a Trump supporter.
I was wearing my MAGA hat and he pulls me over.
And I was going with the speed of traffic.
I was not even in the fast lane.
Like, I literally wasn't speeding.
And I have a fast car and I do speed at the right time when it's like safe.
But in that moment, I literally was like, I think I was going like four over or something.
He was just riding tickets.
Wait, so you think it's because of the MAGA hat?
Yeah, that's not your skin color.
You're talking about racism.
I know, but considering the situation, it was just like, I was like, this is not, I don't know.
I was just.
I mean, we can talk about the massacre in South Africa right now.
That's right.
I'm not, I'm not.
You told me, you asked me to give you an example.
Official.
I felt like I really truly wasn't doing anything wrong considering I was like with every other car around me.
It just sounds like you're avoiding accountability.
You got pulled over for speeding and you want to blame a cop for being Mexican.
He probably wasn't even Mexican.
I hope that cop watching.
I hope you drop your nationality in this fucking comments now.
I hope he's Mexican.
Let's go.
You better hope he's Mexican.
You ain't right about him being Mexican, but you wasn't right about him being Mexican.
He's like, actually, I'm Chinese.
My name is Austin Dr. Wong.
There's no indicator, but whatever.
I mean, I get it.
I agree with you.
I don't think that I think there's different levels of racism.
Did I have any, did I get hurt physically?
No.
Like, did things happen in that situation that made me feel uncomfortable?
And that, like, probably, like, I didn't even have like a say because it was just like he judged me by the way I looked like immediately when I walked when he walked up to the window.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, it's, it's not like I was whipped, like we were saying earlier.
There's no repercussions of it, and there's different levels of racism.
But at the end of the day, I think I was judged because of the color of my skin and what I was wearing versus like what, like, there was he was like pretty rude, and it was just a it was a very, it just gave me bad, bad vibes.
Bad vibes.
Ain't no level to racism.
You either racist or you're not.
And bad vibes is just because somebody got bad vibes.
That don't make sense.
The exclusion thing we were talking about earlier with racism, it's like, how do you say what, like, when there's like black water fountains and white water fountains, and that is like, and you were saying that white kids weren't invited to this party, that's exclusion back then.
So you can't say you can't agree with both.
See, that's the thing, though.
Black people, I don't have a victim mentality to that kind of thing.
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Don't respond with the $10.
Okay.
Well, anyway, this is a conversation that is trying to agree.
Yeah, it's such a big conversation and so heavy.
We've been talking about a lot of different subjects, but this one, I mean, everybody's got their different opinions.
You might feel like you're persecuted for different reasons.
And, you know, how can we really prove it to one another?
Because if somebody tells me, oh, this happened, and I'm like, wow, I've had 10 times worse.
We can't all like.
So maybe y'all don't think y'all think it's possible for me to be racist against you.
I just don't know how I could possibly be.
I could be like, you smell like pennies when you go outside.
I think it's possible.
So when you, I don't know, like, what could it's just roasting at that point?
When you've been at like a store and someone's not talked to you or said something like, did you bring it up to the store or anything?
No.
That has never happened to me before.
Okay.
But what has happened to me before was I have gotten escorted out of a building for the sake of me just being black, for the sake of somebody thinking that I was just up to no good.
Then you should sue that building.
Until you feel what that feels, until you feel what that feels, you cannot put yourself in my shoes.
What'd you say?
Get a lawyer that works on contingency and sue the building for being racist against you.
Okay.
And what else?
Since you got everything figured out.
Lawyers will work for free for you.
And then when they arrive at a settlement, they'll take like 33%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not, that's not taught that it took place.
Exactly.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
So you're trying to go around it and talk it in circles or avoid what I'm talking about.
That's just, you know, disregarding everything that I'm saying, which is kind of racist of you.
When Karen was saying that she felt that way, so that wasn't racism there.
You don't know a white girl got left at a mall in Puerto Rico.
It's not the way I left at a mall.
I was trying to buy some story.
Now, poor Karen is pole baby Karen.
Pole baby Karen.
Being a typical Karen.
I did.
And of course, did you call the manager?
I'd go up to the register and she'd look at me and walk away.
Then I'd go up to another register and she'd look at a different girl would look at me and walk away.
It's a third register.
I mean, it's a third party.
Or maybe they didn't speak racism.
Or maybe they didn't speak English.
One at a time.
No, they speak.
One at a time.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, that's a good question.
May I also do that?
Oh, Felicity.
Fidel Castro's daughter would like a lollipop.
Could I have one too?
Can I have one too?
We can only do one at a time because then there's like too many localities.
I'm going out on a bad fucking movie.
She's like, can you give us, just so we can move it on, just give us a definition of racism?
I already tried.
I'm so sleepy.
Okay.
My definition of racism is when somebody is abused based on the color of their skin and the direction always goes from the oppressor to the oppressed.
So it's always in one direction.
And that's my definition.
I don't want to.
So are all white people?
Do I have to think?
Hold on.
Yeah, you do have to think.
I know it's difficult.
I've been thinking all day.
So, in your view, is white men or white people are the oppressor, and black or people of color are the oppressed.
In a society that there is privilege to being a person, a white person, I do feel like people of color do experience a lot of oppression.
And, you know, people will argue the white privilege, what does it mean?
It's the privilege of not being shot by the police or attacked by the police whenever you go.
There's more white people than they do black people.
There's more white people than there are black people.
No, everybody gets shot by the police.
Everybody gets shot by the police.
But would this then be evidence of sexism because the rates of police killing men compared to police killing women, it's way higher, like the differential between blacks being killed by police versus whites being killed by police?
So is this your argument?
So hold on.
If the officer was a man or a woman, hold on, hold on.
Is this your argument?
So basically, you're saying, okay, well, you're saying there's more, there's a discrepancy when it comes to police misconduct, police brutality, and police shootings.
And blacks are more, or black men are more likely to be the victims of this.
Yeah.
Or black people are more likely to be the victims of it, but it's really black men.
More likely to be the victims of this.
But if I could show you statistics, that that differential is the gap is way wider that exists between men and women.
So there's more men, for example, there's more white men that are killed by police than there are women who are killed by police of all races combined.
Those statistics are true.
It's only just more televised when it's a black person because that's what the country wants to do to black people: send us in an angry uproar and then have us looking crazy and have us acting wild based off, you know, trying to get justice off this one person getting killed, you know, in an unequal way by the police.
Yeah, there's also the prison industrial complex, which means that we have private prisons that get paid by our government to house people in them.
So yes.
But what does that have to do with racism?
What does it have to do with racism and police brutality?
I think that police seek out, they seek out people of color.
They profile them.
Yes or no?
Would anybody disagree?
Would you disagree?
You don't think I'm willing to grant that it, but you said that those ladies profiled you at the store when they didn't talk to you.
So, how about how it worked for you and not nobody else?
Amazing.
Well, I'm sure there are some, but for the most part, cops are not racially profiling.
They actually have a list.
They know who in their patrol beat are the deadbeats.
They know the people that are the drug users.
They know people that are the gangbangers.
They know people that commit all the crimes.
And they keep rearresting the same people over and over and over again.
That's not uncommon.
It's not uncommon.
Okay.
Yes.
Go ahead.
So basically, you can only be racist towards minority groups, and it can only be whites who do it.
I think so.
Can Asians be racist towards black people?
Oh, yeah.
If y'all want to know a real little secret, all of us people of color are racist to each other.
We roast each other all the time.
We'll say all kinds of wild stuff to each other.
Who has more systemic power in this country?
Asians or black people?
Oh, we, I don't think that's even a, I don't think it works like that.
That's no, when I say we're racist towards each other, we'll just roast each other and be like, you know, say little things.
So it requires power to be power and some persecution.
Power and persecution.
And persecution.
If somebody abuses you and then and then you actually some harm comes to you, there's harm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then that is the power and the persecution.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then let's assume there's a black CEO and he refuses to hire a white janitor because that janitor is white and this janitor comes from a lower socioeconomic status than the like multi-millionaire billionaire black CEO.
Is that black CEO a racist?
No, but he is prejudice and I mean it's bigotry.
He's keeping, he's denying somebody the ability to work there.
But I mean, so do you think that it's racist for black universities to exist?
I mean, you didn't get invited to a kids' party, so maybe y'all think that black universities shouldn't exist either, that y'all should be allowed to go to them.
I mean, weren't just segregation.
Weren't white people the ones who are like, I'm, I'm, my grandma was a Native American.
None of y'all's grandmas were American, Native Americans.
Like, please, none of us have to say that.
But you got to answer my question before I answer your question.
Okay, what was the question?
I forgot.
Okay, so you have the black CEO, and let's say he's like, this is a multi-state, it's a multi-state company.
It's a multinational company.
Thousands, tens of thousands of employees.
And it's a system.
This corporation is a system.
Okay.
They've got offices in Vegas and Los Angeles and San Francisco and New York and Miami.
And they've got a couple in Europe.
And he's the big boss man.
He's the owner of the company.
He's also the CEO.
And he refuses to hire a white janitor.
And this white janitor, we happen to know some background on him.
He was an orphan.
An orphan, and he's also, he doesn't have a leg.
Well, I mean, he doesn't have a leg.
If he feels that he has a case, he can take it to court.
No, no, no.
Yeah, okay, cool.
But would you view that?
Would you view the black C billionaire CEO refusing to hire the white janitor because he's white?
Would you view that as racist?
I mean, I don't think that the billionaire CEO or CEO or whatever he is, I don't think he would be doing the hiring of January.
No, he's not.
It don't sound like it's about race.
It sounds like it's more about money.
And that's when you gotta, this one, you gotta exclude race.
Hold on.
He normally doesn't hire the janitors, but it's for his personal bathroom in the corporate headquarters.
And he's like, you know what?
Normally, I just let you know my I wouldn't hire a poor motherfucker to be in my rich restroom either.
Exactly.
It's about money.
It ain't about race.
Bro, how many rich janitors are there?
Okay, so anyways.
Exactly.
You proving your own point.
Yeah, but janitors have to be hired.
Yeah.
And they're typically not rich.
Okay.
So it's obviously going to come down to not his socioeconomic status, but it's not his race.
It don't sound like it's about race, though.
It just sounds like it's not that it's not that it's only made it about his race.
But why are we making it about his face?
He only had like one leg also.
So like, how can he do the full job?
Yeah, I'm exaggerating it with a little artistic flair and pizzazz and razzle dazzle.
So is it racist to refuse to hire the white janitor?
I mean, if you can prove it in a court of law, then you can sue.
Sure.
Go ahead and try.
Okay, I get that you're saying that the man can sue.
Do you think it's racist?
No, I don't think it's racist at all because we can't discern what his reasoning for that was for not hiring him.
I literally in the example, I say he doesn't want to hire the white janitor because he's white.
Because the color of his, yeah, yes.
Okay.
Would that be racist?
No.
Still not racist.
Okay, how about this?
Barack Obama, when he was president, let's say he didn't want to hire a white janitor to work for him in the White House because that white janitor is white.
Would that be racist?
No.
Into the mic.
Into the mic.
No, I don't think so.
How could it?
Hold on.
I'm literally meeting even yourself.
So racism is a retarded definition.
Oh, okay.
So I'm going to consistently have the same opinion on that.
People who are.
The example you're giving is pretty simple.
Yes, that's racist.
Okay, so here's my definition of somebody who abuses children.
There are people named Anna who wear blue shirts, are child abusers.
Is that enough to make you a child abuser?
That's called profiling.
What?
You're profiling.
You're saying people who look like me, who have the same name as me.
That's profiling.
That's not like your question here.
That doesn't correlate to you applying the actual definition of racism.
Why the hell is it?
No, because what I'm trying to hear is that what I'm trying to get at is she's completely perverting the definition of racism.
Well, because people might agree with me.
Under my definition of racism, then only this racial group can be racist.
But let me ask you a question.
Am I the only person who's ever held this belief system or this opinion that y'all have ever met in your life?
And you're so shocked by this because you've never heard anyone say it?
Or have you heard it before?
So if there's other people who are also say it.
And these people also have the mind virus.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know that there was a mind virus.
It's the woke mind virus.
He said there's mind viruses in here.
Well, I mean, this idea that racism has been completely detached from the historically understood definition of the word, yeah, is a little confusing.
Tell me some more history.
White people are not the majority under years of planet.
60 years ago, 50% of the people.
White people are not the majority.
White people are minority.
Whites have a white razor.
They are the minority.
Not in America.
Not in America.
It's not a double standard.
It's conversation all over the place.
Y'all got to pick a topic and stay on it because are we talking about white people in America?
Are we talking about white people in Africa?
What are we talking about?
Because y'all got to stick to it.
The word racism.
What is the definition?
How about this?
If I went to Nigeria, could black people be racist towards me in Nigeria?
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, so it's geographic-based.
The reason that it's racism in this country is because of a lot of history.
But yeah, they could be prejudice.
You do not racist.
You do realize that.
We elected a black president.
We elected a black president.
So the question that I was asking you about Barack Obama.
And a black mayor and a black mayor in Dallas and a black mayor in New York and a black mayor in Chicago.
Do you have like a list?
You know, all of them.
There's them.
Okay, so let's talk about the Afro.
Let's talk about the Afro-Latino country.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's not.
No, let's talk about the Afro-Latino countries where there are black-speaking Spanish people.
You gotta wait.
White-speaking Spanish people.
Yeah, thank you.
Wait, did you just say shut up to Jay?
Yeah, I told her to shut up.
Hold on.
Okay, we're all drinking.
You gotta leave.
Come on.
We're all getting cranky.
You gotta leave.
Get out of here.
Come on, man.
Come here, really, she's so entertaining.
This has been entertaining this whole time.
Out you go.
It has been.
Out you go.
I'm kicking you off.
Come on.
No.
What do you mean, no?
What do you mean?
Am I going to get escorted out?
So now, Jay, now all of a sudden, it's just his white savior.
No, I told her, I gave you a lot of chances, but you're being rude to me.
You're being rude to her.
Okay, I should have.
You got to leave.
No, just get up and leave.
I'll get up and leave.
Madam Houston, everybody.
Y'all want to hear about some real game?
Follow me on Instagram everywhere.
These people don't know real.
But I wanted to say bye, love.
Nice to meet you.
Why isn't why is the audio not working?
What the fuck?
That's weird.
Damn it.
Oh.
Peace out.
Peace out.
You too, homie.
Great to see you, but I didn't make it.
Bye, love.
Why?
Ah, fuer.
Why is that not working?
Why?
That's weird.
Huh?
Did she leave?
Is she out?
All right.
Hey, you know.
All right, we're going to maybe scoot everybody down a little bit.
Yeah, let's scoot everybody down.
I like my seat.
All right, then.
No, you stay there, and I'm going to put Felicity there.
No, no, no.
Oh, she.
All right.
Felicity, you're going over there.
All right, Felicity's running the table.
All right, there we go.
Finally.
All right, wait until the very end.
You know, hey, hey, she had it coming.
Welcome, Mark.
She had it coming.
You know, she had to go.
Anyways, what was he saying?
We were talking about race.
Ah, yeah.
Okay, so what I was trying to ask you when she kept talking over me, Barack Obama, when he was president, you would agree that he's the most powerful person in the world when he was president, right?
No, I think billionaires are powerful.
Into the mic, into the mic.
Sorry.
No, I believe that the richest people in the world are the most powerful people, not presidents.
The richest people in the world.
You're saying the leader of the best country in the entire world is not the most important.
I think that billionaires line politicians' pockets.
How about this?
Let me ask you this.
Is the United States the most powerful country in the world?
I mean, I'm sure other countries think they're powerful.
Military might.
I mean, military.
Oh, my gosh.
We spend, what, 800 trillion?
We have.
You do realize the United States military could have like be in multiple theaters of war and like fucking shit up in multiple geographic regions at once.
In terms of our force projection, no other country can do that.
That's true.
Yeah.
Just be just our navy, just our capability is unmatched.
We could be like, we could be dealing with multiple belligerent nations at one time and fucking their shit up.
Easy, son.
World War II back-to-back champion.
Hell yeah.
Let's fucking go.
Yo, in the chat, USA, USA.
Okay, so.
I mean, they're still in the middle of the world.
But the United States, the United States is the most powerful country in the world.
Barack Obama, he's the leader.
He was the leader of the most powerful country in the world.
Let me ask you a question.
Is the executive branch of the United States government a system?
Yes.
Okay.
Was Barack Obama the leader of that system?
Yes.
So Barack Obama has systemic power?
Yes.
Okay.
So if racism is prejudice plus power, he's being prejudiced by not hiring a white janitor.
Yes, he might.
He has, he's arguably the most powerful man in the world because he is the leader of the executive branch of the United States government, which is the most powerful nation in the world.
How would this not even meet your warped definition of racism?
I just don't.
I don't feel like he's like oppressing this man.
Like he's not hiring him for his personal bathroom.
You have every right when it comes to your personal property to hire who you choose, who you so choose.
No, you don't.
Yeah.
I mean, if I was going to hire a cleaner for my home or somebody to work on my car, that was my right to choose.
Yeah, let me explore this logic.
So the federal government, if they wanted to, could not hire black people because they're black.
No, I don't think that's legal here.
I don't think you're allowed to do that.
What about white people?
can they not hire white people because they're white no i mean that's it would be racist right Are you allowed to do that?
No, I think it's just like, why are you, they wouldn't hire him because they're white?
I don't know.
Right, but Barack Obama, he's the it's the executive branch of the federal government.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But still, that's his personal bathroom.
So it's his choice, you know?
No, I don't, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to say, I don't want, like, it might be.
If he said it out loud, yeah, people would be like, what are you doing?
You can't say that.
And he would get in trouble for it.
But would it be racist?
Would it be racist?
But would it be racist?
But would it be racist?
Would it be racist?
No, no.
Look, I don't know how else.
This is my opinion and it doesn't.
I'm literally meeting your definition of racism.
Prejudice plus power.
Barack Obama had a lot of power.
In this example, I'm saying that he is beat.
Well, he is being prejudiced.
So it meets your definition.
Why would it not be racist?
Prejudice, yeah.
Right, but it's prejudice plus power.
He has power.
This is my opinion.
He has systemic power.
It doesn't change.
He has power.
He has systemic power.
Yeah, he does.
We should play this on.
All right.
But I don't understand.
If you're going to forward a definition and then I meet the criteria for your definition, you have to concede.
No, but you didn't because my definition was that it can only work in one direction, that racism works to affect minorities and subgroups in society, people of color.
So by my definition, me saying that it can only work in one direction means that you did not meet that criteria.
So that's just my opinion, though.
These are opinions.
Like I said earlier, we all have our different takes and opinions on all of this stuff, like all of these different things in this world.
We just match with people who also share our same views, you know?
Like, and what definition is that?
And our legal and all agree on that.
How did you get this on?
That's like, it's my opinion.
What is a woman?
I mean, I don't know.
What is a woman?
What is a woman?
Okay, I'm glad we're covering all the easy questions.
Let's go to her.
What is a woman?
Yeah, what is a woman?
I mean, we're a woman.
What do you need for me?
No, what is a woman?
Definition.
Because your definitions seem a bit skewed, so I just want to make sure.
We're women.
I don't know what you want me to say.
I'm so sleepy.
Yeah.
Trying to figure out where the question is here.
We're women.
What do you mean?
What is it?
Define a woman.
Okay, can a trans, is a transgender woman a woman?
If that's what they want to call themselves, yes.
Yeah, are they a woman, though?
If that's what they want to call themselves, yes.
In other countries, they call themselves ladyboys.
I don't really get in, I don't get involved in other people's lives like that.
Like, it's not my business.
If that's what they want to do, I don't, you know, power to everybody.
Definition of the word.
That's what we want.
A woman.
Yeah, how do you define woman?
A woman is words are so subjective and it's very likely.
It's an adult female.
People want us to do different things.
This is just such a heavy conversation.
This is not our heavy.
Please leave me alone.
It's not heavy.
I barely slept last night.
But yeah, okay.
So anybody, if they want to call themselves, I don't mind what people want to call themselves.
It doesn't matter to me.
I know what I am.
I know who I am, and I'm happy with that.
I feel like live and let live is a very important value system.
Yeah, that's not a definition of what a woman is.
What is a woman?
Do you want me to sing you the song?
Nope.
I don't want to sing.
I just told you, I'm a woman.
We're a woman.
I don't understand what else you're asking me.
Ladyboys.
Oh, I mean.
So, can we ask the person who's from Thailand, are ladyboys men or women, and how do they define themselves?
Well, being a ladyboy in Thailand, often they don't define themselves sexually as a lady.
They do it for monetary purpose and to work.
That's their job.
So they dress up and live as a female because it is more advantageous to be a female in Thailand.
There's more job opportunities in the adult industry.
So a lot of males will present as females, but they do not identify as females.
Wow.
Curious.
So what is a woman?
Hello?
Me?
Oh, you're a man.
So we're women.
You're a man.
I don't know what else to say there.
Like, I don't have any strong, I don't have any, like, any, like, anything to say on that, really, to be honest.
How could we, like, make for certain, like, if you're testing us, if we were women, how would you?
I mean, I wouldn't be like trying to test y'all and see.
It's a hypothetical.
I don't know.
Like, how do you know that we're all women?
I don't know.
How do you know I'm not trying to women?
Just based on my, I mean, my perception of y'all, looking at y'all, y'all talking to me, you saying that you're women, I just go by that.
Like, I'm not going to lift up your skirt and try to like.
I feel like it's really simple.
Like, if I can carry a baby and give life after 10, 9 months, 10 months, whatever.
Some of us can't, though.
Right, right, right.
But do I have the parts to do that?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
But does that define a woman?
No, I think what defines a woman is your DNA, right?
Right.
No, I don't know what to tell y'all.
Please leave me alone.
I don't want to have this one.
Let's have a different conversation.
All right, let's do body count.
Okay, body count.
Yeah, what's your body count?
My body count is actually really low.
I don't really sleep with a lot of people.
I'm very, I'm a little OCD about my body, and I'm afraid that people have, there's so many STDs out there right now.
You really have to be careful, and I don't like to let, like, it affects you emotionally, having somebody, you sleep with somebody.
Even some people can just have some people can just have sex and they feel nothing.
But for me, having a connection is important.
I don't know the number, like, direct, like, I can't think of it right now, but I know that it's less than like 20, I think.
So, I mean, but when I was younger, I used to party a little bit more.
I'm sorry, you're a virgin.
I'm over here telling you.
Like, and then I'm going to be able to do that.
But, yeah, so, um, yeah, that's that's my body count.
It doesn't really bother me to discuss it.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
I'm not ashamed.
There were some that I was ashamed of, some real jerks in there.
But yeah, it's not a bad thing.
Okay.
What about you?
Me?
I'm trying to think because I really, I'm kind of the same.
Like, I've been in relationships and I kind of casually dated, but I would say like definitely like less than 10.
But I'm pretty like monogamous and like I like to just don't really have sex until I'm like in a committed relationship, I would say.
So, yeah.
Okay.
But I'm like 36 too.
So, I mean, yeah.
It's not like I'm like 19.
I don't know.
Jade?
Well, like last time I was on the show, I'm not disclosing, but it is very low.
You?
Zero.
Went to.
What about you?
Probably too many to count.
It's a young girl.
I'm not actually surprised.
Probably too many to count.
I have no idea.
She's just a ballpark.
Yeah.
Maybe 600.
What the fuck?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my great.
Maybe that's awesome.
Okay, body blue.
I don't know.
There was a time in my life where I thought that was what you had to do.
Whoa.
And that was what I thought you did.
That's so crazy to me from a girl that doesn't even like sex.
Literally.
It's like, yeah.
I thought that was what you did to be liked or be in with people or get along with a guy or have friends.
So I'd go out and I'd, yeah.
So it's gone down a lot, obviously.
Now I'm committed.
Hold on.
I was trying to fix the audio there, but hold on.
By the way, $20 TTS.
We're going to do a roast session.
Oh, yeah.
I can't wait.
Not for you, just everybody.
Sorry, you said the body count is what?
In probably, I said maybe about 600.
I'm not sure.
All men?
Yeah, all men.
I had one threesome.
Oh.
With a guy or a girl?
A girl and a guy.
Yeah.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 17.
I have a question for you.
Do you have a brother?
I do have a brother.
How old is he?
Do you have multiple brothers?
I have an older brother that's five and a half years older than me, and then I have an older brother I've never met that's maybe 20-something.
No younger brother, though.
No.
Two older brothers, though.
Yeah, and an older sister.
Older sister?
Is she also she's what?
You know.
You know.
Wait.
From Thailand?
A woman of many sexual encounters.
I don't think so.
I mean, she's 20 years older than me, and she's married and has three kids.
She might have been when she was younger.
I've never asked her about that.
So, can we pull up that the gender swap of her?
Your brothers, do you know if they're, are they also?
Do they get down?
No.
No, they don't.
No.
Are they married?
The oldest one is.
He has a daughter.
And he's kind of a nerdy tech guy, I think.
And then my older brother, he lives in New York and has a girlfriend from time to time, but I don't think he, I mean, I've lived with him before and he, yeah.
I think what we're doing.
Do you think either of your brothers have a body count over 100?
Maybe, I don't know.
Maybe my older brother that's closer to my age.
I'm not sure.
I've never talked to him about that.
Well, you know, before I get into it, I want to get everybody else's answers, but I do appreciate your honesty with sharing that.
Body count?
Less than 10.
Zero.
Zero.
Felicity?
Two.
Damn, why did the Cuban girl go?
Okay.
Like last time, not disclose.
Oh.
And then did you disclose?
Yeah, I said like less than 10.
Less than 10.
Less than 10.
She was zero too.
Remember she was a very good person.
Yeah, she said.
Okay.
That's bullshit.
Wait, so, okay, over 600.
Do you think it could be more?
Probably, maybe.
Yeah, sure.
A couple clarifying questions.
At what age did you first have Carlinal knowledge?
17.
17.
Okay.
Was it a boyfriend or just like a fling?
Kind of a boyfriend that I had.
Well, we had like, you know, the high school thing, right?
You're like, oh, we like each other.
Oh, I want to lose it to you because you're my one and only.
And then, yeah, that was it.
And then we stayed friends.
I mean, we're still friends.
We still talk every now and then.
Wait, so you were, how long were you with him?
I mean, it's a high school relationship, so not really together, but kind of not, you know, cute.
Were you seeing other men during this time?
No.
Okay.
So did you have a period of promiscuity?
Yeah.
When was that?
College?
My entire life.
Your whole life.
Well, but you said your first time it was with your boyfriend and you were with him for a couple months or something.
Right.
Yeah.
High school.
So when you graduated in high school, your body count was one?
I think so.
Okay.
And then in college, by the time you graduated college, what would you say you were going to do?
Well, then I dated.
I dated a guy for three years and I was just with him.
Well, I was just with him after having a couple summer flings, right after I discovered what sex was.
And I figured, oh, I get a lot of attention and people are nice.
And this guy liked me and he was nice to me.
So I think this is what you're supposed to do.
So I just went around that whole summer.
High nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Your fresh.
Wait, freshman summer?
Summer before college.
Yeah, yeah.
It was the summer before college?
Yes.
Okay, so right after high school.
Yes.
So how many?
I had a job and I was hanging out with everyone at the pizza parlor.
Let's say that.
I worked at a nice small little pizza parlor company and that was where I did eventually meet my boyfriend after that, the next boyfriend, but not after making a round in the pizza parlour.
We'll break it.
So how many people in the pizza parlor?
Probably about 26.
Oh, wow.
How many people worked in the pizza parlor?
26.
So your summer after high school body count is 27.
Do you have a list, by the way, you keep on your phone?
No.
You don't have a list?
Okay.
By the end of your freshman year of college, what was it?
The body count?
I don't know at that point.
Ballpark.
Ballpark.
Probably 100 by that point.
Okay.
Sophomore year of college?
At another 100.
200.
Junior year of college.
Then I graduated college because I only did two years of college because I had an AA when I graduated.
But then, I mean, didn't you get your.
So you took a break after you got your AA?
I graduated high school with an AA.
Oh.
Wait.
Fast track?
Yeah, it's Running Start.
We call it Running Start.
Okay.
Wait, so were you?
Wait.
You were still in high school when you started to crew the body count?
Oh, no, no, no.
I had a bachelor's.
Yeah.
I see.
I only took two years to get the bachelor's is what I'm saying.
I see.
So I didn't have a traditional freshman for senior year.
But then did you go straight into getting your master's?
Then I went to medical school.
You went to medical school.
Okay.
Yeah.
First year of medical school.
How many people worked at the law school?
That's too funny.
When did you study?
When were you studying?
I know.
Yeah.
In her career's money.
But first year of medical school.
I had probably at least 200.
It was like sometimes someone's like two a night.
Two and nine.
Two a night.
Yeah, sometimes.
What I was going to ask is, how did you fit them all in?
Like, how did you?
Yeah, sometimes I'd go and like hook up with one guy in the bathroom and then I'd go home with a different guy that night.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
So second year of med school.
Probably a little less.
A little less than that.
199.
150.
Yeah, one.
We'll threw one guy out.
150.
Pay like 100.
100.
Probably.
Yeah.
It wasn't too fast.
Third year of med school.
Third year of med school.
Then I got, well, then I, let's see, that would have been 2000, I don't even know what 2000.
well then i joined the marines after that so then my body were you a barracks bunny uh Is that what they're called?
I don't know.
They are called Barracks Bunnies, but Barracks.
Yeah, they are called Barracks Bunnies.
I was pretty good for the first year.
Yeah.
So what's pretty good?
Is that like 50?
No, like two.
Oh, wow.
That is good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I had a 502.
That's the total at the time.
Okay.
Yeah, because I had dated a guy.
How long were you in the military for?
Four years.
Okay, second year of military?
Then it went skyrocket.
I can't keep track at that point.
It was anything that walked.
Anything that walked.
Anything that walked and wore a uniform.
Can you tilt your mic down a little bit or just maybe post your chair?
Sorry.
Oh, good.
So second year of military.
Anything.
200.
300.
What do you think?
Probably 200.
200.
Okay.
Yeah.
Third year of military.
Then I met my, it was my husband then.
So that.
Right, because you were married.
How long were you married for again?
I was married for, we were together three years and then married three years.
So six years.
And you were monogamous throughout the whole course of the marriage?
Correct.
Okay.
So that was in your third year of the military, but you met him like were there other men during that third year or just your husband?
Just him.
I was there with him for after the military part.
Then I got out of the military.
You were with him for six years when you guys split up.
How old are you?
30, 30, 31, 31, maybe.
Okay, and you're 34 currently.
Yes.
So that was three years ago that you split up with your husband.
Okay.
You split up with your husband.
And are you counting it from the moment you were officially divorced or when you were just separated?
We separated in 2020 and then 2022, the actual at 29.
I separated at 30.
Oh, at 30.
Okay, you're 34 now.
I see.
Okay.
So from 2020, were you, how was 2020 looking for you?
Fine.
I started dating a new guy in 2021.
You know what?
I'll just make it easy.
From 2020 to now, how many?
Three.
Three.
All right.
Two boyfriends and then my current boyfriend.
So I'm going to add this up here real quick from what you told me.
And we could have left a couple details out.
Who knows?
So there was 100 your, it sounds like you're 100 the summer of freshman?
The summer before freshman year of college.
Then there was 100, an additional 100 during freshman year, 200 during your sophomore year of college.
Then you had, oh, a boyfriend for a bit.
But then you went to med school.
First year of med school, 100.
Second year of med school, 200.
And then we're going to throw in a couple boyfriends here.
It looks like the body count is closer to 700 based on 700 plus.
Yeah.
Sounds about right.
I appreciate your honesty.
I mean, it's not like that anymore.
I think it makes me feel sad just because I know that you have autism and like that you said that you did it to like just make friends with people and stuff.
And it's like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure a lot of other like autistic people can probably relate to that where it's like they probably do things they might not want to do or not like.
You literally said you don't really enjoy sex either.
And so it's like mind-boggling that you're putting yourself through stuff.
It's a lot of dick to not enjoy it.
Right.
I know.
And I feel bad.
Like I was a lot.
Like if I didn't like pussy.
Like if I did not like pussy, I don't know if I'd do it a second time.
Yeah.
I would fuck a bunch of women.
I don't know.
I mean, have you ever gone to STD?
I had a scare one time, but no, I thought it was a false call.
No, no, not Ebola.
Not a vaginal Ebola.
No, I had.
You're like in that field of work.
Can you transmit Ebola through sex?
Yeah, you can get Ebola from like anything.
Can you get COVID through sex?
Well, if you breathe on suck on the person.
No, but like, can it transfer through the peein, the PP?
Well, I guess RNA transmission.
I get, well, no, that wouldn't make sense.
No?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know.
I never studied that.
That's really weird.
My girlfriend.
I don't think.
No, because it's air, and it's an aerosol virus.
It's an aerosol virus.
So, no, that doesn't even make sense.
It's like SARS and MERS.
So you dodged herpes.
No, no, not herpes.
That was not the one that I was worried about.
You dodged it.
I don't have herpes.
No.
You dodged the herpes.
No, yeah, I dodged the herpes.
Are we worried about herpes?
This girl's like, if you have to bet on somebody, she rolled the dice.
You rolled the dice with your pussy.
Yeah.
She rolled the dice with her pussy.
If Houston was still here, she would be winning that money in her bank account because she was going to bet on you.
Yeah, she was.
She was going to bet on me, the one.
Because I have good, I do have good sexual health knowledge.
And one time I had the doctor tell me, she's like, oh, you, because I had a scratchy throat.
And she's like, I think you have HIV.
And she's like, you're going to get tested and all this stuff.
And then it was a whole, like, she worked me up into thinking I had HIV, and then it came back negative.
And I was like, oh.
So that was the scarier time.
Yeah.
You said that you were, there were a couple times where you did like two in a day.
Yeah.
What's the most in a day?
I think just two.
Two?
You never did like a three in a minute?
I think just two.
I think just going, like, doing it in the.
She has our limits, Brian.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you know, three too much.
It was just like doing it at the bar and then 24-hour period.
Two?
Oh, 24-hour period, but probably four.
All right.
Question.
Oh, a couple different questions.
I got a list in my brain.
They're percolating.
Because there's the morning, the next morning.
Would they use rubbers every time?
Yeah, unless I was monogamous with a guy.
If I was with a guy, like in a partnership, like what, Jade?
Why are you laughing, Jade?
He's making me laugh.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
All right.
You got to, because I was like, not going to be.
You know, I don't know if this sounds weird, but like, I'd almost rather just not have sex.
Yeah.
Like, if I have to have sex, like, she could be really hot, really hot.
Like, I'm batting out of my league.
You know?
Like, if that, the 10 that used to be sitting there, what was her name?
Houston or fucking Austin or some shit.
Fucking waking up.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Like, she was so out of my league.
If I could have been lucky enough to ever landed her, but she was like, oh, Brian, like, we can only have sex with condom.
And I'd just be like, okay, I guess we'll just go watch Netflix then.
I'd rather not.
Does that do you not like condoms?
Is that what it is?
I don't like, like, I'd rather just not even have sex.
Is that weird?
Nope.
Abstinence is actually a form of breast control.
You can intestine.
That's where we're going.
Is that weird?
I don't know.
No.
Why, though?
It doesn't.
It feels different.
I don't know.
I don't like all the juices that come out.
The juices that come, the sperm.
It's gross.
It gets all like nasty.
And I don't want my juices on him.
And we don't need to be combining juices.
I want her juices on me.
Yeah, no, that's gross.
We don't touch the juices.
That's gross.
The more juices, the better.
No.
Do you wear a condom with your husband?
Or yes.
With your boyfriend?
Yes.
Every time the way you're saying different words, bruv.
Every time.
Every time you've had sex, you've never had it, like, the juices touch you.
I did it like a couple times, and I wasn't.
You know what pisses me off?
If I'm with a girl and she's like, like, wipes before you like the smell.
You do a freak freak.
Like the smell.
No, but like, she.
Okay, we're getting like kind of graphic here.
But if she's like, oh, I'm embarrassed because I'm really wet.
I'm like, good.
What the fuck?
And she's like, let me wipe some of that.
I'm like, no, what the fuck are you doing?
We need that.
What the fuck, bro?
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Anyways, but what were we talking about?
Juices.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
But hold on.
You know what I mean, though?
Like, I'd rather just not have sex.
Okay.
Chat, do you know what I mean?
Jade knows what I mean.
I know what he does.
I don't have a penis, obviously.
I feel like women can feel this way.
Obviously, do we know?
Couldn't women feel this way?
No, I feel that way.
No, but I'm wondering, does it, like, I does it make it feel different for you as a guy, like, when you have it, a condom versus, like, not?
Obviously, I think the answer.
Yeah, it feels totally different.
Yeah.
It's just, anyways.
So, anyways, moving on.
Wait, okay.
So, in a 24-hour period, four, you had sex with me?
Yeah, because sometimes it'd be the night and then the next morning I'd go and to the next dorm and dorm.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff.
You just knock?
I mean, sometimes it would be like a frat house.
Would you have to be kind of the aggressor?
No.
Because like, not always.
I know it's easy for women to get laid, but like that amount of volume, like, I think the woman has to be a bit aggressive about it.
Not too much.
It was not that hard.
Usually you just talk to them and hang out and, hey, you want to drink?
Oh, yeah, sure.
And then next thing you know.
Did they make the move then?
Most of the time.
You never made the movie?
A lot of times they'd be like wanting to do more.
And I'd be like, well, why don't we just do it real quick right here?
And then, yeah, they wanted to.
Did any of the men know that you were.
I was going to ask.
I don't know.
did you have a nickname by the way no i don't think i i was really like discreet and very or something no like even in the in the marines people didn't i don't think they knew that much Maybe.
I mean, this is now coming out, but I mean, I think they're, I don't think I held a reputation for being like.
You were discreet with me.
Wait, three-day period, 72-hour period.
How many?
Probably six.
Six?
That's rookie numbers.
You said four in 24 hours.
Probably six to eight.
Six to eight.
Six, six.
Now six.
I needed recovery time.
So most in one week.
I don't know.
You'll know.
Probably.
I probably needed a break, so probably still six.
Okay.
Most in one month.
No, wait.
Sorry.
Most in a fortnight.
That's 14 days.
A fortnight?
Oh, yeah, a fortnight.
14 days.
Yeah.
Like different people in 14 days.
Yeah, how many different penises?
Well, there was that cruise.
There was the cruise, yeah.
How many people were on the cruise?
What kind of cruise was it?
I want to know so much about this.
Go on.
There was this.
It was just a Marine cruise.
Like a carnival cruise or a celebrity, I think.
Yeah, celebrity.
Have you ever been with an officer?
Yeah.
Have you ever been with?
I married an officer.
Have you ever been with a brigadier general?
Brigadier general.
I have my brigadier general.
Do you know what an all-ranks ribbon is?
No idea.
It means you've slept with someone from all ranks of the service.
You didn't do that.
Good job.
You slept with a general?
Not a brigadier.
Well, there's different generals.
There's be my little general.
So I've slept with a one-star.
Oh, whoa, one-star general.
Okay.
That's two-star general?
Chief of, wait, what?
Oh, my God.
Get your ranks straight.
Have you ever a sergeant?
That's low, but yes.
Oh, you're above those sergeants.
Well, I mean, that's not impressive.
Like, anyone can sleep with a sergeant.
You can't sleep with a platoon?
Like, a whole platoon?
A whole platoon.
No, that's a good one.
What about a squad?
Have you ever slept with a?
A squad is four people.
Yeah, have you slept with a four people?
No, I had a threesome.
I did not sleep with four people.
Wait, you've had only a few threesomes, though.
A one threesome.
A one threesome.
Okay.
So wait, in a fortnight, how many was it?
I don't know.
You said the cruise?
How about one month?
How many?
Have you done 100 in a month?
I don't.
I don't think so, because that would be like three a day.
I don't think I've, and I haven't done three.
Is it brigadier or how do you pronounce that?
Brigadier general.
Be my little general.
BMD L Lieutenant General and then General General.
So M is major general.
So Brigadier General.
What about, have you ever been with a Lieutenant?
Ooh, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant.
My ex-husband was a lieutenant.
My ex-husband was a lieutenant.
I married a girl.
What about a major?
Have you ever been with a major?
I've been with the major.
That's the old rank stripping.
Hello.
I'm just going to try to name them.
Captain, have you been with the captain?
I'm just going to name all the ranks.
Have you been with Captain?
Yes.
Have you been with a private?
Yeah.
Have you been with somebody?
What's below a private?
A recruit.
Have you been with a recruit?
No.
Just daunted's.
What's the thing, like the lawyers called?
A jag?
A jag.
Have you ever been with a jag?
A jag is not a rank.
It's a job.
It's an MOS.
Have you been with a JAG?
It's coming back to her.
You've been with a JA?
Yeah.
Multiple JAGS?
No, one.
It sounds like that.
He's 29 palms.
Oh, I say that because he was my husband's friend.
It was after we split up, and then he came and stayed at my house.
Oh, see, why is that?
He stayed at my house and so entertaining.
He stayed at my house and I gave him a place to stay and then we hooked up.
Have you ever, like, what about like a off of ranks, but more so job?
Air Force.
Oh, yeah.
I had an Air Force boyfriend.
Army?
Army.
Coast Guard?
Secret Service.
I did.
Yeah, Coast Guard.
National Guard?
Not Secret Service.
National Guard?
No.
No, no.
Oh, yes.
That was the Threesome.
The Threesome was, they were both National Guard.
Okay.
She's been in more military positions than Special Forces.
Marsock.
Marsock?
Marsock.
The Marine, like recon.
Yeah.
The Marine Recon.
What about careers in the military?
what about um artillery is that already you guys are kind of smelly but yeah already what What about Grenadiers?
82nd.
Grenadiers.
Is that a thing?
What about Color Guard?
Color guard?
What?
Color Guard is just what you do.
I can do Color Guard.
Like, anyone can be Color Guard.
What about a trumpet player?
You know, like, isn't it?
I've been with a trumpet player, but not.
What is it called?
Not the bugle player.
The bugle.
What is it?
Bugle.
Flugel horn.
Flugel horn.
Reveille?
Revele.
Revele.
Yeah.
Have you ever like smashed a revele player?
Like, did you ask him to play it?
No, no.
Is that how this goes?
How does Revely go?
Can you just do it for us?
gosh and then and then and fridays they play all three songs They play the beginning of the song.
Then they play the Navy hymn.
They play the Marine Corps hymn.
They play all the freaking hymns on the Fridays.
Like on the Rises.
We run from colors.
We run from colors because we hear the song.
We're like, and everyone quickly runs inside.
And you're like, what about a tanker?
Have you ever?
I've been with a tanker.
That was my first time I did anal.
I was about to ask a question.
That was my question.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so in a tank?
Any in a tank?
Not in a tank, no.
But then the anal thing, so were a lot of these situations, how many, what percentage was anal?
Oh, I've only done it like four times.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's not.
But the first guy.
But it's still the lucky guy.
The lucky guy was a tanker.
What about any MPs?
Did you fuck with any MPs?
Oh, gosh, I'm having PTSD.
I'm playing PTSD right now.
Play it.
Play it.
Play that shit!
Did you fuck a bugle player?
Did you fuck the guy who did this?
No.
Okay.
No.
They probably.
Are they on the other team?
This episode is coded for July 4th.
Can you straighten that name from him?
Wait, okay.
MPs, any MPs?
I don't think so.
Oh, yes.
A whole.
Yeah.
No, the whole thing.
The whole squad, the whole bunch.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I went to a party.
I went to a barbecue in 2015 with a shit ton of MPs.
And I brought donuts because I didn't know they were MPs.
And this was like deep.
It was a whole thing.
And I wrote this letter to this guy.
This guy, he came and we were drinking and he told me, Hey, can you please write a letter to my son?
He's learning Chinese.
And I want you to write a letter from me to him in Chinese.
And I said, Sure.
So I wrote this letter and I figured I'd troll this guy.
And he said, Tell him how much I love him and I'm proud of him.
And I'm really happy as a new girlfriend.
So I wrote all this horrible stuff.
I'm like, you're awful.
You're horrible.
You're ugly.
I hate your girlfriend.
I want her for myself.
Like, I wrote some terrible stuff because I was just messing with him, right?
And turns out he takes a note, he puts it in his pocket, and I figured that was it.
Like, it was just some dude, right?
The next morning, I see them all in their uniforms.
I spent the night with one of the guys that night, the mass sergeant.
And I woke up the next morning and I come out on the balcony.
And the guy that I wrote the letter for was a chief warn officer, which is extremely high up and extremely respected in the military.
And they're also called unicorns because you don't see them very often.
They don't have them.
And he came out and he's like, hey, thanks so much for writing that letter for me.
He's like, I got it in my breast pocket here.
I'm going to send it to my son.
And I was like, I was like trying to figure out, please don't send that.
Like, I saw it.
Like, I saw his rank.
I was like, oh, gosh.
And so then he sent the letter.
And then I ended up meeting up with the whole group of them a month later.
And he's like, yeah, my son got the letter.
He said it was really sweet.
And he was so happy.
Like, he was so happy.
And I was like, and then, and then I slept with him.
I love that.
That was an idea long story right there.
A couple other corporal.
You've been with a corporal.
Yeah.
Staff sergeant.
Yeah.
Non-commissioned officer.
NCOs.
Are you just looking that up?
I looked it up.
An NCO is a corporal and a sergeant.
Okay, whatever.
But NCOs, yes.
Senior NCO?
That's a staff sergeant.
Warrant officer.
Yes, that was a chief officer.
Company, company grade officers.
That's not.
That's just general officers.
You don't know what you're.
Air Force?
Yes.
Have you ever slept with an F-22 pilot?
Ooh.
F-19?
I don't know if it was F-22.
Was it F-19?
Or did you mostly fucked with like helicopter dudes?
I don't like helicopters.
You don't like helicopters?
I don't like helicopters.
Not with helicopters.
They're wild, right?
Yeah.
Anybody who flies a helicopter, man, those guys are wild.
What about the ones that jump out of planes?
82nd one.
But like, what about like an Apache?
I've been with the natives?
I've been with an Apache Indigenous man.
No, like Apache helicopters.
Oh, the helicopter.
Oh, I thought you meant the indigenous person.
No, Apache helicopter.
Oh.
What about a Blackhawk?
Like, did I have sex with a Blackhawk copter?
Not with the helicopter, but with a biofilm.
No.
I don't like helicopters.
What about like a mechanic?
Motor T mechanic.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel that.
That's dope.
You know what motor T is?
No idea.
Okay.
Okay.
So most in a month was what?
100?
You're still on that.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure, we'll go.
No, no, it couldn't be 100 because that would be three a day, and that's not, there's no way I would have done three a day.
Okay.
Let's see.
There's no way I could have.
No, don't put 100 for a month.
I'm not putting 100.
It is not 100 for a month.
Okay.
Wait, so, but you did say in a 24-hour period there was four.
Yeah.
What is the shortest period of time between two?
So like one guy, and then did you immediately go to another, like 30?
It'd be like that same evening.
So like at the bar, late at night at the bar, maybe like 9, 10 p.m. hookup.
Penis to penis.
And then maybe 1 a.m.
So four hours?
From the evacuation of one penis to the engulfing of another penis.
Four hours, I would say.
Four hours.
Four hours, yeah.
Because I'm not, we don't count the start of sex to the start of sex, end of sex.
Well, sex on average only takes about four minutes.
For you.
She's got a lot of stats to back that up, too.
Okay, so four minutes and then four hours elapses.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Well, I think that's pretty much most of my questions for you.
I do, I'm kind of bantering a bit, but I actually appreciate your honesty sharing that.
That was actually pretty cool that you shared that.
Sorry, I have to ask.
Did they say to you, I have to thank you for your cervix?
Should be thank you for your cervix.
You're really married.
Nice.
You are real funny.
Chad, is there any other chat?
Any other questions I should ask her on this?
You know, the 700 plus body count?
You know, do you want me to ask her any medics?
Any field medicine?
I was with a couple core men.
Corpsmen?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you ever?
Coremen's are nice.
You were in the Marines, right?
Yeah.
So you were on ships, right?
No, I was never on a ship.
Oh.
Were you ever deployed?
I was a cryptolinguist, so basically we did translating languages and stuff.
So we would just go around and translate whatever needed to be translated.
Were you ever on location?
I was places.
Ooh.
Top secret.
Like it.
Like you were in the Middle East.
I was places.
Okay.
But I do speak Arabic.
No, that's very cool.
Okay.
And you did say you were there for a while.
I did live in Bahrain for four years.
And I've been to every Middle Eastern country except for Israel.
Wait, have you ever been to and Qatar?
I haven't been to Qatar other than the airport.
Qatar?
Qatar.
People say Qatar, but it's pronounced Qatar.
It's not Qatar?
No, it's Qatar.
The Arabic way is Qatar.
The way they say it.
Though that's the correct term if you actually look at the Arabic spelling and the way it's pronounced, is Qatar.
Have you ever been to Guantanamo Bay?
And was she there?
Was she there?
She says she's Cuban.
Were you at Guantanamo Bay?
I don't know.
Was I?
Oh, shit.
She might have been at Guantanamo.
Were you doing advanced interrogation techniques on me?
That's not like.
Sorry.
We were.
I'm sorry.
I'm autistic, so I don't know if that's like not appropriate.
No, it's fine.
People get curious.
it's okay but were you you don't have to tell me what you did there but were you at guantanamo bay I was on a little vacation.
Oh, how was it?
It's good.
Did you get with one of the I did not have any sex at Guantanamo Bay?
No sex at Guantanamo.
Sex at Guantanamo Bay.
Promise.
Yes.
I had no sex on Guantanamo Bay.
So you were, though, in Guantanamo Bay.
I have been there before.
When you went to the countries, like in the Middle East and stuff, did you hook up with guys there?
White guys.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like Americans.
Okay.
American.
Like other military.
Never like Middle East.
I'm getting.
Well, I was with one guy.
Can I disclose something?
No, I shouldn't disclose that.
You can.
That's okay.
This is a single.
Honestly, I did have relations with a guy that may or may not have been in a massive terrorist organization.
Nice.
Did you get information from him at least?
Like, possibly.
Possibly.
Wait, hold on.
She's like our own little madahari.
Thanks for that.
Did you capture Saddam Hussein?
No.
Wait.
Saddam Hussein was like way before me, I think, too.
Okay.
Were you bin Laden?
That was like not even.
That's no.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Wait, were you like undercover?
No, he was just a friend.
A terrorist friend?
Yeah.
You're friends with the terrorists?
Yes.
I made a lot of bad characters.
I don't know anybody else on this show that says that.
You gotta change the title to she had sex with a terrorist.
500,000 Neurospicy wants to make.
Man Who Makes Forget that.
Wait, boring title.
Boring title.
She had sex with a terrorist is much more exciting.
She had why I can't.
I shouldn't use sex.
She had relations.
Relations.
That doesn't really.
I don't know.
I don't want to go to jail.
Allegedly.
Which country.
Can you say the country that he was?
He was Egyptian.
He was an Egyptian terrorist.
He was Egyptian.
Wait, he was a terrorist?
He might still be.
Okay.
He's alive.
Does he have a Wikipedia article or some shit?
No.
Okay.
Not to look it up.
Does Carrie's group have a Wikipedia article?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Chat.
Is my video going to get flagged if I put terrorist in the title?
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Probably.
I'll figure it out.
She dated.
I'm just going to say dated.
Did you date him?
We had a thing.
I'm just going to say dated.
I'll say dated.
She dated a terrorist.
I'll fix the title later.
It's fun.
God.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Has anybody else here dated a terrorist?
Felicity, you've dated?
Felicity seems like she would.
Yep.
Definitely have.
He was a nice guy.
He always paid for dates.
The terrorist was a nice guy.
Chivalry.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to just, I'm going to say a 10, 10.
I don't know if I can put that in the title without it getting all flagged.
I don't.
Whatever.
I'll just say Texas for the time being.
Okay.
Any other interesting stories you want to share?
I should probably stop while I'm ahead.
No, it's good.
I don't even know who watches all this anyway.
I mean, right now, we only have lost about half the viewers.
Not because of what you're saying.
It's just we peaked at like 6,000-ish.
It's getting late.
It's getting super late now.
I'm on East Coast time.
It's like, I had to drive home after this.
Is it 1:30?
Yeah, I'll be home by 5.
No, it's still 9 p.m.
Cool.
Okay, I'm going to blast through the rest that we got to blast through.
There's some notes I still want to hit.
We're pretty much done with the questionnaire, honestly.
Except for Leah, damn.
Hold on.
Let me just.
I'm scared.
Okay, we'll just blast.
Okay, really.
Actually, you know what?
Let me get the chats through because we've had a lot of chats piling up.
I want to be nice to them.
I apologize for the delay, but I was so interested in the various military ranks that our dear friend terrorists.
Yeah, throw a couple in there.
No, but honestly, like, I'm not even hayden.
Like, I appreciate you being honest because a lot of people come on the show, they don't want to, you know, be open.
You're very, you're an open book, and we got to give you credit for being an open book.
Okay, guys, $20 TTS.
Get him in.
We're going to do a row session.
Got Keanu Reeves here.
Oh, I'm going to have you read these, okay?
Hi, everyone.
It's me, Keanu Reeves.
Just wanted Chair 5 to know that neither I nor my top 0.01% male friends will ever date you.
Also, we all know it's stank.
Quick response to Keanu Reeves.
Oh, yeah, right.
I mean, no, I have amazing.
My pussy is so amazing.
Can I say that?
I don't know.
But, anyways, yeah, no.
Stop the cap.
No, it's true.
Very true.
Okay, Brian.
Felicity, can you give me an ice pack for Favor?
I need another one.
Sorry, guys, one second.
Okay, psychopathic.
I'll have you read these.
Chair 2 acting like it's not 2025 and African Americans aren't 13% of the population, but yet responsible for over 50% of the violent crimes.
As if her race doesn't have Carmelo Anthony's dumbass, no more words.
So that was for who was in this chair before.
Yeah.
Madam.
Oh, she left.
Yeah, she left.
By the way, guys, I apologize that we're getting to these now.
These came in, did come in a while ago, but you know, I kicked her off and I got distracted.
He has another one if you can read it.
Oh, wait.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
We already did this one, my bad.
Thank you, psychopathic.
Thank you, Keanu Reeves.
We have Chaw here coming in in just a moment.
It's going to take a moment to get to it.
Thank you.
We still have notes to get through.
We'll do the notes, then we'll get this wrapped up because it has gone late.
We did start late too.
But anybody have any kind of final thoughts here as we're trying to wind down the show?
Do you want me to read it?
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
The casual racism of non-white Americans is one of the most disgusting outcomes of liberalism.
Waltzing around crying victim.
I have a dead family member in South Africa from real racism.
Stop crying.
I am so sorry.
Some crazy shit going on in South Africa.
All right.
Thank you, Cha.
We have Durin here if you can read this one.
Elizabeth Warren, it's power plus privilege, not persecution.
You don't even know your own worldview.
Can Chinese people in China be racist to whites?
They have the power and privilege there, right?
Who's that?
That was for you.
This is Elizabeth Warren, me.
Wait, who's Elizabeth Warren again, y'all?
She's Pocahontas lady.
She's a white woman who claimed she was Native American, but turns out she has like one thousandth of Native DNA.
I'm not familiar with that.
Oh, wait, yes, I am.
I know who you're talking about.
I didn't know that about you.
He's asking, can Chinese people in China be racist to white people?
Probably not, no.
Wait, what?
Why?
They can be prejudiced.
They can be, I mean, they can be.
Wait, hold on.
I don't know.
Do white people or Chinese people, do white people or Chinese people have the power there?
Power.
I mean, I don't know.
In China.
You think white people?
I don't know anything anymore.
Yeah.
I no longer know things today.
You know, it would be better if you attempted to answer it than just saying that because it looks really bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So, yes, I think that, no, they can be prejudiced against them, but I don't know.
I don't get it.
Didn't you say that?
Basically, just white people in general.
Basically, just white people in general.
No, when I asked you about Nigeria, if a white person was in Nigeria, could the black person be racist to them?
Didn't you say yes?
It's true.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I didn't mean yes.
I meant to be prejudiced.
I didn't mean to say yes, but I knew what you were saying.
I just answered it incorrectly.
Sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
So I don't know.
So no.
It's just my opinion.
Like, it doesn't affect y'all.
You don't have to put it on in the morning.
The white people in the room, it does affect us.
It hurts me.
I feel pretty.
I hate her right now.
I'm sorry.
And even that Latina over there feels a bit upset because she's white passing.
Yeah.
You think so?
Actually, yeah, speaking about that, my friends, she's actually Chinese.
And her grandma called me like this white bitch one time because I didn't want to eat the Chinese food she was making.
Damn, that's fucked up.
I've been called that before.
You should have slapped her.
You should have slapped her up.
Just kidding.
Don't do that.
Can you read this one?
Chair seven, I honor your life experiences.
You are vulnerable and shared your experience.
The two black women mocked you, shamed you, and were all around rude.
You don't deserve that.
Ignorant woman.
What do you think that girl's body count was?
I don't know.
I don't think she's a bad person.
Did she tell us?
Oh my gosh.
I'm not sure.
She said she got around her.
I don't know.
What did she say at the beginning?
She has five in her roster currently, is what she said.
And she says she's never been in a relationship.
She said she didn't count, I don't think.
How old was she?
24.
What was her job?
It listed madam.
I think she had something to do with classical.
Can you read this one?
She openly admitted racism towards whites, you, isn't real.
Would you allow a Nazi on your panel?
If that's the case, invite Handsome Truth on the panel.
Who's Handsome Truth?
Anybody?
Can we Google?
Hello.
Probably a Nazi.
All right, we have a bunch coming through if you can read these.
Thank you, Cope is Real.
The fact that you can't accept the minorities are not the only people who can experience racism is pure cope.
What about the white farmers killed in Africa?
Is that racist?
Racism is racism.
So, yeah, same thing.
We have golden question.
Wait, what?
There it is.
Girl in blue proving black women are the most racist and delusional ever.
No wonder people leave the country for relationships and black women are the least matched on dating apps.
Is that true?
I think maybe it is.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I think that's their opinion.
All right, we have Chaw here.
Guys, $20 TTS, get it in via Streamlabs.
Well, it's not TTS because it's broken, but we're going to treat it.
Somebody will read it.
You get a lovely female British voice.
I think Chair 6 has lied about most of the things she said about her life.
I believe that she has the tism, but I think a lot it went away, Brian.
Wait, where is it?
But I think a lot of what she's saying is a fiction to sound interesting.
Do you want to respond to that?
I like it.
Lovely.
Hey, kiddos.
Just here to give Nick the stink eye.
Brian, interesting in starting a new non-profit Fat Guys Matter.
Thank God for the removal of Madam New Jack City.
Stares at Nick.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jay.
Nick, ish appreciates your message.
We have submersible honky.
Earlier, Chair 5 asked, what could a person of colour say to a white person that would be racist?
How about I hate you because you're white?
I mean, well, what does that hate do?
Like, are you hurt by it?
I don't understand.
If it doesn't actually affect your life, you're not hurt by it, then it just hurts your feelings.
So, what if a white person said that to a black person just a few weeks ago?
But there wasn't harm caused by it.
Okay, but what about the woman who earned or earned, I'm sorry, who got all of that money from calling a little black boy on the playground the N-word?
I mean, there are cases of it in reverse.
It was a child, though, you know, and I don't know.
So, you're saying it's only racist if it's one way.
Yes, that's my perspective on racism and how it works.
Yeah.
What do you think of white people?
Just curious.
I mean, I'm half white.
I know, but like full white people.
Yeah, I usually only date white guys, actually.
I have a lot of people.
That's really racist of you.
Why don't you date black men?
I do date black men.
You said you're right.
Mostly I've dated white guys recently.
But I don't feel any kind of like I don't feel any hatred towards anybody.
I just don't.
Like, I like all people, and I'm not, like, I don't have any feelings of negativity towards white people.
My perspective on racism is just what it is.
But I don't, that doesn't mean that I'm bitter or I dislike or have contempt in my heart or feel like all white people are racist.
I don't think that those things about people.
And I don't make the assumption that they are.
I let people prove themselves to me by their character, you know?
Do you think Jewish people can experience racism?
That isn't racism.
What's the word?
Xenophobia, right?
My aunt was actually a baby.
Her whole family was killed in Germany.
And it was very sad.
It was a horrible, horrible situation.
But that's not racist?
Isn't there a Jewish race?
I thought as well as religion.
There's two.
Yeah, but I thought it was called xenophobia.
I don't know.
That's for the country.
Well, we're going to go to the next one.
How often have y'all heard that Nazis, like, do people say Nazis were racist against Jews?
Or do they say Nazis committed crimes against them?
I've never heard one person say Nazis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the word it was.
We're going to move on, though.
We have this one, Jade, if you can read it.
The fact that you think you can have a monopoly on definitions because you're black makes you racist.
The rest of the world isn't buying your BS.
Get your head out of your flowers, you dumb racist.
All right, we have...
That's not why I think I can say it.
I can say things like that.
I just have an opinion.
Sons of Liberty, thank you.
I think the school she's going to work at might want to know about all of this.
The children's parents may not be comfortable with this type of mental instability and degeneracy teaching their kids.
That was for me.
The one who's going to be a little bit more of a drink.
You know, but look, you know, I've met a lot of these teachers, and let me tell you, a lot of them are a little crazy.
You know what I mean?
I've done dealt with some like high school teachers.
Like, I dated the high school teacher, dated the elementary school teacher.
Teacher.
Holy shit.
I got to finish my sentences.
You do.
Yeah.
They kind of crazy.
The high school teacher, man.
Anyways, yeah, don't even trip.
Don't even worry.
All good.
Hot cheese soup.
Wait.
Is it coming through?
Hello?
She banged a stolen vala one time in the stock room.
That's great.
I love it, hot cheese soup.
okay uh we have hot again When the condom broke, she screamed the juices loose.
Oh, I love it.
This guy, I'm coming for you.
You rock.
All right.
He has another old chair.
Oh, boy.
Hot cheese soup on the fire here.
He's on the roll.
We have.
She's sucking them, Terry.
Yeah, you gotta say it like that.
Oh, boy.
Let's see.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
I think this one's probably okay.
Oogo booga.
Oogabooga, white people suck.
I'm going to move into a white neighborhood as soon as I can afford it.
Okay.
We have golden questions here.
You want to read this?
Yeah.
Black person kills white person and says they did it because that person was white.
Not racist question.
I think that's for you again.
When did this happen?
I don't know.
Let's say it's just a hypothetical.
Or just South Africa right now.
It said when they do it and they say it's because they're white.
Is it racism?
No, it's still bigotry and prejudice.
They judge them based on their skin, yes.
But what's that video of that guy from South Africa with the red beret?
And he's like, he's leading.
Oh, yeah.
We must kill the boar guy.
Lead the whites.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Who was it?
Happening right now.
It's their president.
It's kill the boar.
South Africa.
Yeah, whatever.
We're not going to look it up.
But Google it.
We have Sons of Liberty if you can read this one.
She is admitting to being friends with terrorists like Real Deal.
The FBI, the military, needs to know this.
May tag them on X with her video.
Does the company and school she work for know this?
Guys, in the chat, we don't do that here on the whatever podcast.
We're not snitches.
Yeah, I say some crazy shit.
If people on the show say some crazy shit, we don't do that where we're like trying to get anybody in trouble.
This is an open platform for people to come and speak.
And we don't want to be someplace where, you know, no snitches.
Right.
No snitches.
Because they end up in ditches.
This is just a thing.
But it's below the threshold.
Oh, you don't have to read it.
It's just below the threshold.
Guys, it's $20 and up for a read or a TTS.
Well, it's not technically TTS.
$20 and up for reads.
Okay, let's get into the notes.
Libby, we haven't really gone to you too much.
So Libby, we're going to go over your notes here.
We have.
I'm trying to remember what I even said there.
You said you've gone on probably 50 to 60 dates, but very few of them have led to second dates.
And so is it that you didn't want to go on second dates?
They didn't want to mix up.
I would say mostly me, but definitely the ones that I like wouldn't like me.
I mean, it's the classic scenario of like, I like everyone who doesn't like me, and then vice versa.
The guys you like don't like you, and the guys that like you, you don't like me.
I don't like.
Yeah.
So I would say probably like most of those 50 to 60 plus were me not being interested for some reason.
Maybe it's values misalignment or something like that.
But yeah, there's definitely been the opposite scenario as well.
50 to 60 first dates, right, though?
Yeah.
You said you once went out with a guy who said he was Christian, but he also told you he loved doing shrooms within the first 10 minutes of the date.
Yeah.
So, this guy says he's a Christian, and I think it was from Hinge.
And this was a really dumb move, but I went to his apartment and I shouldn't have done that because it was like, Did you do his laundry?
No, I didn't.
You should have worked out.
Wife Materia, then, right?
In the first 10 minutes of the date, he says his spiritual awakening came from shrooms, and basically he didn't believe in God creating the universe, too.
And I was like, okay, so it's one of those things that's like mutually exclusive.
If you're a Christian and you then don't believe in God creating the universe, it's like you're not really a Christian.
So then I had to like fake it the next hour and a half of just interest.
Tell me more about your listeners.
You said you've never had a boyfriend.
Yes.
And you say, which is surprising, given that you describe yourself as a solid Christian and a conservative.
So why do you think that is?
Probably a mix of high standards and obviously like I'm not perfect either.
So I have my issues.
What are your problems?
My flaws.
I mean, I could probably lose like 15 pounds or so.
Like that would help.
Sure.
Okay.
Is there anything like persona, more so personality though?
Yeah, I mean, in general, I have strong opinions.
And I wasn't like super aggressive tonight, but in general, I think maybe that can be a misalignment of men thinking that I'm very like traditional, which I am in my values, but then my personality can be more like, oh, well, this is just the right, this is the truth.
And maybe to matter of fact, potentially.
Okay.
So they don't like being challenged.
That or just like the type of guy that I'm looking for is looking for someone who's more agreeable.
Yeah.
Do you think that some of the guys that you've been on dates with that have turned you down, have turned you down because you're a virgin and like you're saving yourself till marriage?
I don't think so because the type of guy that I would be interested in would also be at least open to that conversation and probably wanting that too.
So.
All right.
What would you say your bare minimums are in terms of what you're looking for in a guy?
What are the requirements for a guy?
So obviously they have to love the Lord as like a non-negotiable.
So like you should be going to a church.
A lot of these guys too will say they're Christian and then they're like not actively in churches.
And then conservative values generally, you don't have to agree on everything, but I think a general alignment of like, okay, if you're going to raise kids together, you need to know that you in general have base core lines aligning.
And then, I mean, obviously you want to be physically attracted to them as well, like personality.
And that can fluctuate a little bit depending on the person.
Height's not a huge thing for me.
I'm 5'9, so I'm like kind of tallish for a girl, but I don't really care as long as I'm not taller than them.
Okay.
So when it comes to physical, though, you said height doesn't really matter.
Yeah.
Are there any physical things that you're prioritizing?
I mean, I find dark hair more attractive, but I've liked different types of guys.
So I think it's also like a personality type.
Like someone who just funny guys, obviously, are great.
Funny guys, good.
Okay.
Can I ask somebody?
Sure.
And I'm just so curious because like obviously you're going to be dating, hopefully, to meet your husband and like you're not going to be like, I don't know.
Are you going to like make sure he's like that you're okay with the situation in his pants before you lock it down?
Because you're not going to have.
Wait, like, can you elaborate, like, ask in a different way?
I think I know what you're going to say.
Like, you're not going to get that.
Like, are you going to have that guy?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, like, like, are you gonna, like, you're not test driving the car before you buy it?
Yeah, I'm not.
Right, but you're actually.
She's waiting until marriage.
I know, but, like, you know, at least.
Like, do I have fear about like, what if it's bad?
Or, yeah, or, like, I guess, I mean, I wouldn't really know any different, right?
Can I ask you something?
Well, not.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
And I think it's, like, so much more special than because I'm only bound to.
I'm not saying, like, having sex with them.
I'm saying, like, just, you know, maybe take cop in a feel.
Maybe he wears tight gray sweatpants one day in the fall.
To just like see size-wise?
Yeah.
I guess I don't really know if that would matter.
Like, does I don't know if it matters.
If it's too big, it could hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also, like, if I find my otherwise perfect guy, am I going to no longer be interested because of that?
Yeah, that's a great.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm asking.
No, I mean, I think that type of guy is rare enough that like that, the rest of that is minor to me.
Like, it's going to work out once I get married.
And it might be rough at first, but we'll figure it out.
You'll figure it out.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
But so you're a bit frustrated, I guess, because you haven't had a boyfriend yet and kind of struggling with dating.
Yeah, I think it's just, yeah, again, the ones that I like don't like me and vice versa.
This is something super minor, but I saw it quickly because I look at people's IG profiles before, you know, as I'm prepping my show notes.
And I noticed you have quite a few photos with like random men on your IG, and maybe they're just friends or whatever.
But this would be like just like a little minor thing that would take minimal effort that delete those.
Or you could just archive them.
Like you could delete or archive them.
But I think that it's such a minor thing that you can do.
Like it wouldn't hurt to do it and it could help in some small capacity.
So that's like a little tiny drop of advice that you have.
No, I appreciate that.
There's just all these hardships.
Archiving around the world.
Random dudes, and maybe they're just like friends or like some dude you went to prom with or something.
I don't know if any of them are our guys that aren't.
Does it give like hoe?
Is that the vibe?
No, not like ho.
I feel like people for show, but like guys, even if these are like your male friends or whatever, and you can tell them, hey, I've never done anything with these guys.
They're just friends.
I think there's a component of like a guy just wants to see your outward-facing social media presence.
And from a romantic perspective, there's not other dudes potentially in the picture.
And guys will just jump to conclusions.
I'm not saying that's actually the case, but the optics of it, I would say it's really not going to hurt you to take down that like three-year-old low or whatever.
Low ask.
Yeah, so I mean, that's one little thing that you can change, I guess, that might have some marginal, pretty marginal change or whatever.
You said, what's, let's see, men don't ask women out anymore.
Why do you think that is?
I think part of it's probably, can you say corn?
Just corn?
Okay.
I think probably part of that is there can get sexual gratification without talking to women anymore.
So like it does create this cycle of, oh, it's, well, why would I risk getting rejected if I can just go home and have that satisfaction?
And obviously, I think there's the element like women are responsible too, and women have become more masculine, more aggressive in a lot of ways.
And so then it's like, did the chicken or egg come first?
I don't really know.
But I think it's a cycle of men and women not really properly in their roles in a lot of ways or like just generally in the norms of femininity and masculinity.
OnlyFans is damaging relationships.
I don't see how it couldn't.
And not only for like, I think it's for everyone involved, society as a whole, individuals who are partaking it, and those consuming it.
She's like, yeah, I'm damaging relationships.
Oh, I mean, no, she's posting her butthole photos, and it's just rude.
Do you like buttholes?
Because you keep talking about it.
It's just the go-to, like.
Got it.
Sorry.
No, I don't.
I just mean if men are paying to chat to OnlyFans models, what's the point of asking a real girl who might reject you?
It's not the same, though.
Like, you can't really expect that the girlfriend or OF is going to be your girlfriend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I think there's still an element of like they're getting satisfaction sexually without having to make that risk, to take that risk.
It's a high-risk, high-reward scenario.
I feel like men have been now trained that they don't have to do that anymore.
I think that's why it's damaging relationships because of that.
But also because there's a lot of men that have girlfriends that are in OF or like wives and whatever.
Do you have a secret boyfriend that you're not telling us about?
No, but I have a few boyfriends on OF.
You have a few boyfriends on pay pigs or whatever that just sends you money.
You said that how Disney princess movies hurt women because it's given women unrealistic standards of love.
Any of any movies in particular?
I mean, I think the classics, they're great in a lot of ways, but they just do create this expectation of, oh, my prince in shining armor is going to come and pick me up on a white horse.
And we're taught, even inadvertently, that if it's not perfect, he's not the right one.
And so don't make it work with him.
Instead, wait for your prince who everything's just going to, it's this feeling.
And love is not just a feeling.
Love is, yes, of course you want to feel affection for that person, but there's also like a choice every day choosing to love that person and like laying down your interests for theirs.
Is Little Mermaid?
Is that, is she a princess, Ariel?
Yeah.
Is she a princess?
Dad's a king.
That one kind of isn't Little Mermaid.
I haven't seen that in like...
She marries a prince.
She changes her in her form.
Is that one like a good one?
Or no?
Is that one also kind of one of the Disney movies that's all fucked up?
She gives up her voice in order to be with the man, right?
She gives up.
And she like literally entirely fucking Little Mermaid right now.
The remake of the original.
Yeah.
Let us watch the Little Mermaid.
Okay.
Okay.
What were the movies, though, in particular?
Was it Snow White?
Yeah, Snow White, Cinderella.
I think a lot of those classic ones.
And I love them in a lot of ways.
I just think culturally it does have an impact on women, especially from the time that you're like three years old watching these.
Like it's indoctrinating you to believe a certain way about love.
Sure.
So you think Cinderella is a bad example for girls?
I think the I don't think it's inherently wrong.
I just think it's like a truncated view of love.
For me, it's like, if you don't remember my face, only that my shoe goes in a very, my foot goes in a very specific shoe.
You weren't looking at my face.
You weren't listening to me.
You don't care who I am.
I think that's a terrible example for women.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.
I don't think that taught us to, you know, wait for Prince Charming because he wasn't even looking at our face.
He was into feet.
Oh.
50-60 dates, though.
No luck.
No luck.
Yeah.
Standards too high, possibly.
Yeah, that's very possible.
Yeah.
It's a possible.
Yes.
I mean, I've had, like, I will say, and I don't mean this as a flex, but like within the last week, seven different guys asked me, or six ask me out.
To some extent, not from Hinge or any dating apps, but it's just a lack of.
I guess maybe I have to get older to where I would my standards maybe need to be adjusted, but I think that'll come with age, I guess.
Hopefully, yeah, all right, gonna blast through the rest of the notes here.
Uh, $20 TTS, guys, if you want to get a roast in.
We have piano dean.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
If you can read this one, Jade.
Call in.
When a man uses a condom during sex, there's not difference in the sensation unless you count the total lack of any.
I don't get it.
I don't know if that's not different.
I think what he's trying to say is like, if there's a lack of sensation, yeah.
I mean, I was just asking because I don't have a dick, so I was just curious to ask, you know, be closer.
Sorry.
All right, we have Cha here.
Lose the feminist Protestant church and become ortho.
You'll find better men that way.
If you're going to be Christian, at least be the correct form of it.
What denomination are you?
I am Reformed Protestant, so Reformed Presbyterian.
Okay, got it.
You want to become an Orthodox Christian?
I went to my first Orthodox service like two weeks ago, but I still have problems with the doctrine.
So I love doctrine.
Okay.
We have Durundolls.
I want to rate the panel by chair.
Two, eight, four, seven, one, three, six, five.
Wait. I think he's, wait.
Hold on.
I think it might be the one.
What's that order?
No, I'm pretty sure.
Two, eight, four, seven, one, three, six, five.
Number one, y'all.
I don't understand the question or what he said.
He's rating us.
He says, convinced five isn't actually autistic, but just a compulsive liar.
Otherwise, six would be best.
So did he?
Wait, I think you have the order wrong, Durin Dolls.
I don't know.
Guys, $30 or sorry, $20 TTS if you want to get one in.
All right, moving on.
So, Karen, you said you had a stalker.
You turned a guy gay.
I didn't really know.
He was gay.
He just, I was the last girl he was with.
Straight into the market.
I'm sorry.
He was gay.
I was just the last one he was with.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I got that going for me.
All right.
And you said you went through hell to land your now husband.
Only because, like I said earlier, he had a number of women in his life at that time.
But that was my fault.
I have to say, he never was super committal.
You know, did he lead me on a little bit?
Sure, he did, but he wanted to keep me on the hook.
So he knew what he had to do.
You said your college boyfriend was gay after he dated you.
Yeah.
He left you at a Denny's in West Hollywood to go party.
That should have been clue number one.
But no, you write, you're just uncool and don't get that all guys dance around in girls' underwear to depend mode, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Good taste in music, I guess.
Anywho, you dumped his ass like a rock over the side of your boat.
I did.
And less than a year later, a friend of mine, while you were out hiking or out hiking with his girlfriend, runs into him laying out naked with a bunch of dudes at some watering hole in the mountains, yeesh.
Yeah, that was bad.
Damn.
That was bad.
Damn.
And wait, so you said this was in college, right?
When did you graduate college?
I didn't finish college.
That was when I was at the community college.
What years were you at?
That would have been 86.
86.
86, 87.
Damn, people were, and people in back in the 80s were dealing with all this bullshit.
Like, oh, that's why I would never nowadays.
If my husband left me, I'm just getting a kid, it's just me and my cat.
You're just a nun, it's over.
Yep, absolutely.
Yes, absolutely.
But do you think, like, well, you don't have any kids, right?
No.
Okay.
Do you have any, like, maybe friends who have kids?
Oh, yeah.
And I don't know if you like, you know, family friends or whatever.
But do you think dating has gotten worse?
I or was there a bunch of bullshit people were dealing with?
Well, there was bullshit then.
80s, 90s.
But having the internet has just made it 10 times worse because if a guy wants to get laid, he just goes to Tinder.
There's no incentive to meet women anymore.
Like, I don't understand where 20-somethings where y'all meet guys.
Like, we go to the club.
You know, you get your girlfriends, you get dressed, you're going out, you're going to the club.
And now it's like, I go, I see these bars, and there's nobody in them on a Friday night.
It's like, where do these people meet?
I have no idea.
Got it.
You said dating topics you want to speak on.
You are not a princess and you are not a Kardashian.
Men are very simple and in no way complex.
As my mother always told me, no matter how amazing a woman is, if a man's not ready, he's not ready.
So you're saying that you think like a lot of women view themselves as princesses and they think they're maybe more than what they actually are?
I think the Kardashians have destroyed what women look at themselves and look toward men to be.
You know, it's like I think there's a lot of girls out there that just want a sugar daddy and I just want to put my face out there and I want the likes and I want the money and they just want to be taken care of and they just don't really want the substance of a career being a wife or being a mom or anything.
They just want to be taken care of.
And I just see that in a lot of girls.
You also wrote here your final note.
Modern dating makes you glad that you're old.
Seriously.
You said you have no idea how these kids can possibly make meaningful connections when society makes it so easy to throw people away.
If you were single again, like you said, you would just get cats.
Your hot take is that if a woman wants to make herself feel empowered, she needs to make her man a really good sandwich.
Yes.
Absolutely.
There's nothing like making your man a good sandwich.
And I don't mean just any sandwich.
I mean you get a plate.
You get a real plate.
You don't put it on a paper towel.
You put it on a plate that has to be washed.
You cut it halfway down straight or diagonal.
It's cut on the diagonal.
And when I make my husband a sandwich, I toast the bread, I pile, I put this pepper and the salt and poultry seasoning.
Oh, I'll get the potato chips and I pour it on the side.
And then I get a little ramekin and I put some dip in it for him and I give it to him and I go, here's your sandwich.
And he just bites into it and he goes, that's bomb.
And I feel like I rule the world.
I know my man loves me and I love my man and nothing makes you feel more feminine than making your man a fucking good sandwich.
W. W. There you go.
That's what you do.
Moving to Jade here.
Jade, you said that, well, we kind of talked about this.
You were here over a year ago.
Yeah.
Now you're leaning way more traditional, more conservative, and you like to make fun of OnlyFans girls online.
Bunny Blue mainly.
But you said you had a dating horror story, The Perfect Man on Paper.
Was this the guy you were dating when you were last on the show?
Yeah.
Because, you know, on paper, it's like, okay, tall, fit, makes good money, has a family that is well-rounded.
So really on the outside, you look in and you go, oh, what a catch.
But obviously, everyone has their secrets.
And his dark side was his dark side was, yeah, going to those little swinger events.
Well, you said he was seeing three women per day rotating weekly.
That's 21 women per week.
Yeah.
Was this, and this is the guy you were dating last time you were on the show?
Or a different guy?
No, this was actually one of the first people I'd ever dated.
And he was very wealthy.
He came from like generational money and has like a lot of lawyers protecting him.
And yeah, he had a roster.
Three women per day.
Yeah.
So you were on the roster.
I, yeah, yeah.
And then when I found out, I was like, okay, well, I guess I won't see you anymore.
Damn.
Because I don't have a roster.
There are 21 women per week.
I don't know if they were all different or like, I don't know the numbers, but.
Yeah.
Good times.
I really know how to choose them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good times.
Good times.
Let's see here.
We have Leah.
Leah, finally.
She's been waiting to talk so much.
She's from Cuba.
One of the better Spanish-speaking countries, you know, Cuba.
Oh.
I guess.
Just kidding.
Is that bad?
What's the worst one?
I don't know.
Probably Spain.
They have the lisp.
They're the colonizers.
I don't know.
Okay, you said your gay best friend turned by and confessed to you after you showed him your what?
I put the emoji because I didn't want to say the word.
You put the what?
The emoji.
Which emoji?
My pussy.
Oh.
So you're saying you had a gay best friend.
Yeah.
And then you showed him that and then he turned by.
No, He was like bi and we were like brother and sister, okay?
And then he, I don't know, it just happened like, oh, do you want to see?
Okay.
There you go.
And then I was really like, should I put it on?
Here you go.
Yeah.
I wasn't prepared.
Were you standing when you did it?
I was like, to just like, take a peek, buddy.
What do you think?
But I felt very like, this is not something sexual.
Like, he's not like getting off this or anything.
But then it turns out he could have been because he liked me.
But okay.
I don't know.
Oh.
He was like, your brother.
Did you guys hook up?
No, but we tried.
Like, we date for a little bit.
You dated a gay guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
I went to an art school.
So, like.
Wait, you said that you hooked up with your aunt's cousin at her wedding?
Yeah.
Wait, aunt's?
Isn't that?
Is that aunt's cousin?
Is he your second cousin?
That's.
No, he's not related to me, you guys.
What the fuck?
How did you do that?
I just met out with him.
I just met out with him.
Is she your biological aunt or like aunt-in-law or something?
Half-aunt.
She married my stepdad's brother, though.
So that's kind of like.
But her biological cousin you hooked up with?
Yeah, we just made out.
I was young.
I was like 16 when he was like 10 years older than me.
But like also, it was Cuba.
So this is all okay in Cuba.
We just like made out.
That's it.
He's not related to me.
What's the problem?
They're first cousins, so it's fine.
We're not first cousins.
They're not related.
You said you want saving yourself for marriage.
That was one of the things you wanted to speak on.
But you're not saving yourself for marriage.
I'm not, but I feel like it's something that people should do because there's like a pressure of like losing your virginity.
Like when I was in high school, like there was that.
Where like, come on, give into the pressure.
I didn't.
Who here at the table believes that she's a virgin?
Oh, thank you guys.
Thank you.
23.
She's 23, right?
She lied about her age.
No.
Didn't.
If you guys scared, I'm actually 22, but like you said, 50-50 in relationships.
You're like against 50-50, I guess.
Yeah.
Why?
Okay, you won't.
You do OF, won't take the guy's last name.
I think you got to do 50-50.
Like, that seems fair.
Also, the cousin thing.
Also, the cousin.
He wasn't my cousin.
They asked her stories.
I don't have a lot of stories.
I had like four stories.
Tilt your mic down.
Okay.
Why is the cousin about that bad?
Look, horrible.
I don't think.
Here's when it comes to this, these OF girls wanting men to pay for first dates.
Chivalry.
By the way, chivalry is dead.
Women killed it.
But chivalry.
If you want chivalry, you have to be a lady.
And if you were an OnlyFans girl, you're not a lady.
I just feel like you're putting, again, putting it in the box, putting people in the box.
Yep, you're right.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
You're right.
But you're literally, you guys want the lady treatment.
You want the gentlemanly treatment, but you're not holding up your end of the deal.
You guys are not ladies.
I feel like I am because that's why I'm not even trying to date.
Because how am I supposed to date somebody into this work?
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like.
I didn't date him.
He wasn't my cousin.
He was my cousin.
Actually, a traditional man who is chivalrous is going to be chivalrous to a lady who is also traditional.
That's what he's going to want as a traditional man.
And what Brian's saying is being on OnlyFans and not wanting to take his name doesn't make you traditional.
That's what he's saying.
There were things I would do sometimes in life, and my mother would be like, Would Princess Diana do that?
No, she would not.
Oh, I hope that all the time.
Yeah.
Now I throw it at my co-workers.
I'm like, Kate Middleton would never look like that.
To be fair, it's just, look, just say that you're modern women and just be like, you know what?
But well, here's the thing, right?
Is that even though you guys are modern women, you're not traditional, you can still get guys to simp for you.
Like, guys will still pay for your dates.
I'm not denying that there's guys, like, you'll find dudes who find you attractive, who will pay for your date, but I'm looking at it from a bird's eye view of looking at the entire scenario, looking at the chessboard, and I'm just saying, that's unfair.
Like, that seems like a bad deal, right?
I think, like, also, like, being a lady, isn't that like how you act in person?
And I think if someone's judging you, like, from the basis of just like looking at, oh, she has an OF, she's not a lady, or she's this or that.
I mean, every guy I've dated is super chivalrous and respectful.
But I mean, I think it also comes from a area of respect.
And if you get to know the person, they don't respect themselves.
Like, the guy's probably not going to respect them either.
Well, but okay, so what about this, though?
So a guy who's a massive player could treat you really nicely.
He could treat you really nicely, but he's going to be sleeping with a bunch of other women.
So even though he's like in person, he's treating you well, there's this other, other behavior that's happening, which is not, if you're a traditional woman, for example, you like traditional women are not really going to allow for, well, I guess there's like different religions where they're like polygamy or whatever, but.
But traditional women are typically not going to tolerate infidelity.
At least in a monogamous culture, even if he treats you really well.
So in this case, you guys could treat the guy really well and be, although she, I mean, do you guys, I don't know, don't want to take the guy's last name.
You don't want to take the guy's last name.
You say you're traditional.
not okay that's the and what are you guys submissive Probably not.
You probably want to call the shots in your relationships.
So it's like, okay, how are you traditional?
You're not.
Just say you're modern women.
Like, just be modern.
Be modern women.
Just say, I'm a modern strumpet.
This is trumpet.
And you know what?
I'm okay if the guy wants to be in the cuck chair.
Just say that.
I'm okay if the guy wants to be a cuck.
I'm okay if the guy wants to go 50-50.
And, you know, just accept it.
No, not that one.
Not that, but the second one is okay.
The cuck chair?
You're fine with the cuck chair?
I'm sure there's some who enjoy it.
So yes, I'm fine with it.
I'm just saying.
I have to go because I have a five-hour drive home and it's going to be like 10 hours if I don't leave now.
I just calculated it.
Let me just, before you leave here, let me just, I can.
Hold on, where is it?
There's a lot of notes here.
Actually, I think we got most of your notes.
Okay.
We're going to try to get this wrapped up soon, though, if you want to wait a little bit, but up to you.
The longer I wait, I have to go to San Diego, so the traffic is the longer I wait, the Monday morning traffic, people are starting to leave already.
They start leaving at three.
What time is it now?
It's two.
So I need to get out of the neighborhood before I need to get out of LA before 3.30.
So, yeah.
Well, we'll read some super chats.
Thank you for coming.
We'd love to have you again.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, everybody.
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Guys, $20 TTS if you want to get one in.
All right.
We're pretty much almost done with everything.
Wants to say something.
He wasn't my cousin, guys.
Please.
Oh, not the cousin.
All right.
We got Durundolls here.
Can you read these?
The rating was by chair.
Two is the British girl.
She got the top rating you can accept.
Probably the rest.
Okay.
All right.
We have Smokey the Bear.
If you can read this one.
Damn, now I want a sandwich.
I kind of do too.
I'm hungry.
I'll make you a good one, Smokey.
All right, Chaw.
Thank you, man.
Or Smokey, thank you.
And then we have Cha here coming up.
Chivalry is for women of virtue.
The British girl may be very pretty and based, but the one, but all, I'm sorry, but all but one of you at the table is not a woman of virtue.
So chivalry ain't meant for you.
I don't know what that means.
Sorry.
What was he saying?
I think you're saying the only one deserving of chivalry is Libby over here.
Is that Libby?
It's not short for anything.
Oh, it's short for Elizabeth.
Oh, Elizabeth.
Okay, got it.
We have Beaten Cheeks.
If you can read this one for us, chivalry means simpery.
No such thing as a lady that does OF.
A lady means being synonymous with online presence, not foddery.
Being demure, females online are not that.
Damn.
Fire from beaten cheeks.
All right, $20 TTS.
Let me check the notes.
I'm pretty sure we let's see.
We've got Kari.
She's gone.
Okay.
Did we?
We talked about the 400-day.
Yeah, we talked about the salary thing with her, right?
She wants a guy who makes a lot of money.
Okay.
Karen.
Car in.
Car in.
Is that your real name?
Come on, that's a real name.
This is the third time you asked me.
I have a lot of collegiate.
People are different.
Dating pool these days is rough.
Men are not the same as they were 10 to 15 years ago.
The bar is set so low.
That's what you wrote.
Why do you say that?
I think, like, I don't know.
I think it honestly goes back to like chivalry is dead because I think like a lot of guys, just in the instant gratification that they can get from women, they can just like, I don't know, go hook up with a girl if they want to have sex and just like hit her up and then be done with it.
Like Netflix isn't chill.
But it's like there's no like actual like dating.
So it's like to get to know someone substantially and actually have like a long-term relationship.
I think it's a little bit difficult.
And I think where like when I was in college in 2000 like 10, 11, that I just feel like it was a little bit different with like dates versus it is today.
It's just changed a lot.
So, and I think the bar is that low because women allow themselves to date men that don't treat them well.
Like, I don't know.
Okay.
You said that some of these OF girls are all hat, no cattle, but you're using your career to establish yourself, invest, buy property, take care of your family, and give back to your community.
Yeah.
How are you giving back to your community with your OF stuff?
I actually started a non-profit.
And yes.
And we give back to, I helped over 100 families last year.
We donated over $10,000, half of which was my own.
And we were there like probably seven days a week for like every single day for like 100 days.
Like we had we're out there helping everyone.
So I personally, you know, like to help my community in that way.
And anything I can do, I volunteer sometimes too.
So I just, I don't know.
I have, I think that, you know, yes, I'm in this industry, but at the same time, I like to help support my family, give back.
And at the end of the day, if I know who I am on the inside, and if my family can love me, and like, I don't really care if like some people stereotype me because I know who I am.
You said that you're close with your family, best friends with your dad, born and raised Catholic.
You're baptized, first communion, altar girl, confirmed, and went to church six hours every Sunday.
You went to Catholic school through middle school.
You broke the rules without getting detention.
You got bullied a lot in middle school.
You're super driven because of playing sports, lettering in three sports, playing division DI lacrosse, thyroid cancer in college, gender roles, tradition.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was a really good girl until like, I started.
Does your dad, do your parents know that you do have?
Yeah, my dad's, my business, my business manager.
Really hold on yeah huh, excuse me.
Yeah watch, your dad is your business manager.
Yeah like, if I have any contracts or anything, like he is he Catholic.
I mean, he was confirmed clap Catholic.
He goes to church, like every Sunday, but he's in a in like a non-denominational with a non-denominational Catholic.
No no no, he so Catholic.
He was confirmed Catholic before and like now he goes to a.
He's like a non-denominational Christian.
I guess, is what you?
But he goes to church every Sunday.
They yeah, him and his, like girlfriend, do you go to church?
Oh, your parents, your parents are separated.
Yeah okay, oh wait well, did what?
Sorry whose mom, somebody's mom passed away, did some mine, was that you?
Was that yes oh okay sorry yeah, my bad um, but yeah um, I think I grew up like you know, going to Catholic school and just kind of having religion for lack of better terms like kind of forced down my throat, like just kind of like wait, are you still religious?
I believe in god.
Are you Christian?
I would say I have Christian beliefs.
I go like I enjoy watching like non-denominational, like churches, but you said your dad is, is he?
He's a non-denominational Christian and he, he goes to church.
Yeah, and he's okay with you being a sex worker.
I mean, that's a really blunt way to put it, and I think there's a spectrum of girls on only fans.
I've said it like a lot, but like they know who I am, they know me and it's like I think, if you're gonna say like i'm a sex worker, so everyone that was in Playboy is a sex like, was a sex worker.
Like how yeah, I agree, I agree with you there.
There's differences between a woman who's like a prostitute on the street versus a woman who posts like, tasteful lingerie photos on the internet um, but I mean, do you post nude content?
No, you don't put.
Come on, you don't post nude content.
No, do you post content that's sexualized?
I'm yeah okay, I mean you can put a girl in a bikini, I mean someone could sexualize me in this dress, like you know what I mean right, but is your, is your content sexually provocative?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, like you're twerking, you're like doing poses that are of a sexual nature, I mean that's of reach, but yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, it's like I just think it's just a small part of my life, like i'm not a really sexual person.
I would say, and you're being honest, like you don't post nude content.
What do you mean by like post?
Do you mean like share or po?
Like i'm not like, is there?
Have you taken a photo of yourself that has been distributed in any capacity through only fans or some other adult website where your breasts are exposed exposed not just yeah no, no.
Top okay, what I didn't do that.
Below the waist, is there anything where your hoo-ha is out?
Like no, I I mean, are you gonna?
Like I mean, are you i've done, i've done?
Are you telling the truth?
Yeah, I am.
I'm trying to say like, I mean, i've done.
I've taken pictures like without like my panties on, but it's not like like that angle, you know.
So I don't really know if you can like.
You know, because a lot of girls come on the show.
They claim that you know they they do this.
Tasteful stuff comes out, you know, after the show They're doing like hardcore content or whatever.
I don't have any, I mean, all my stuff is solo and I don't do any like hardcore stuff.
So, like, what is hardcore, though?
Like, well, I mean, I mean, he thinks OnlyFans is hardcore.
So, like, if somebody were to Google your name and be like, try to find the leaks or whatever, would it come up with?
I'm not saying they should, but would it come up with full nudity?
I'm just laughing because there's actually a real corn star, and her name's Karina Hart.
And so, half the time it's all of her.
So, okay.
But I just, I guess, look, what I'm trying to get at here, you say you're you believe in God from like a Christian lens, kind of.
Yeah, your dad's a Christian, he's your manager.
So, I assume, or is that manager?
Yeah, is that the term his title or whatever?
So, he's assisting and facilitating you in producing content that is intended to create lust in men.
Lust is one of the seven deadly sins.
It seems like it would be sort of how do you reconcile being Christian and but also being on OnlyFans.
That's my confusion.
I mean, you can turn the table against like certain doctors and their careers, and if that's morally like what they, what they procedures that they do, if that's what I'm saying, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about like doctors who are like performing abortions and things like that.
Like, are they going to hell for doing their job?
I mean, I would say that if you're a Christian and you're like an abortionist, that's probably not reconcilable within the Christian faith.
Uh, so right, I would probably also question, like, how do you reconcile your Christian worldview with doing abortions or whatever, right?
Yeah, but so back to you, uh, bit of a red herring there.
Uh, how do you reconcile being involved in sex work, having your dad involved in it?
He's a Christian, I guess you're kind of a Christian.
I think, like, just the person who I am at the end of the day, and like, I'm a really nice person, I give back to my community.
I, I feel like if you just don't right, but I feel like if you don't know, on like on paper, besides like if you just take the job out of it, like, I know who I am, I know I'm a really good person, and I'm not going out murdering people.
Well, let me ask you this.
Uh, two final questions, I guess.
Uh, do you think God wants you to be making porn?
Porn, adult content.
Um, I mean, I think I'm using what God gave me in a good way, so it's like Robin Hood, right?
Am I like stealing?
I'm not Robin Hood.
But I'm just like, is what, like, is like what Robin Hood is doing.
You're the Robin Hood of shaking your tongue.
Are you Christian?
I love it.
No.
Are you Christian?
Yes, I was.
My dad was a speaker at our church my entire childhood.
I've read the Bible back to front, front to back.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to press that.
I was raised Christian, but I'm not Christian.
So you're Christian.
Okay.
Well, so hold on.
Do you think God wants you to be doing adult content?
I think because at the end of the day, I'm using it for good.
Like, I think that I'm giving, using the most of the gifts that God gave me.
But I think if I feel like just answer the question, just answer the question.
Biblically, considering like knowing wants you to be doing.
Well, what's your definition of God?
It's probably like you're it doesn't matter what my definition is.
I could be an atheist.
If you're talking about, if I'm comparing to like God, because you said you believe in God, right?
Is it the Christian God?
I mean, I believe in like a creator of the universe.
And is it it?
I would say I has more Christianity.
Whatever your sense of God is, do you think God wants you to be doing OnlyFans?
Yes or no?
Just give me a yes or no.
I think for how I'm using it, yeah.
I mean, I don't think that like a Catholic God or like a like biblically, no.
The answer is no.
And I think that's what you're digging at.
You want me to say no.
But I'm saying like biblically, do you think, do I think it's like against what like most Catholic and Christians like preach and talk about?
Yeah.
But I think that there's some gray area personally.
I don't know.
And then what do you think Satan wants you to be doing?
I don't want anything to do with Satan, so I don't even think about it.
If God doesn't think about it, wants you to be doing adult content, then would Satan want you to not be doing adult content?
I don't care about what Satan thinks.
No, I know.
I'm just asking you.
So if it's the case that God wants you to be doing what you're doing, then it would be the case that Satan wants you to stop doing OnlyFans.
I mean, I don't want, yeah, I don't, I don't really think that's a good question.
I'll pose the one more thing.
I just want to pose it to her.
You said that you are Christian.
Which denomination?
Into the mic, if you can.
I grew up a Christian, just Christian.
Non-denominational.
You said your father was a pastor?
He was a speaker at our church.
So we had three speakers at our church.
It's a small area where I live.
Do you think God wants you doing adult content?
I think God gave us freedom of choice for a reason.
We have the ability to do anything in this world.
Do you think God wants you to murder?
I don't think he wants us to murder them.
You have the freedom of choice to murder.
If he could stop us, why doesn't he?
So, I mean, he lets everyone make their own choices.
Our decisions are something, if you're going to do something, you need to stand firm in it.
And that's what I do.
I do what I do for money.
So just really simply, yes or no, do you think God wants you to be doing adult content?
Yeah.
I mean, if I'm going to say yes or no, I would say yes.
God wants me to have the freedom of will.
Like what does Satan want you to do?
I don't believe in Satan, actually.
If he did exist, though, would Satan want you to be doing adult content or not want you doing it?
I just don't believe in.
All right, you had something?
Sorry.
Yeah, well, I guess I just wanted to say, like, God wants to know you and love you.
And it's not just about following these rules, but it is about like the point of the gospel is we are sinners, all of us, me included.
And I need Jesus.
And it's about going and sitting no more, though.
It's not about perfection because we're never going to get there.
But it's about he was perfect.
I am not.
But I will try only by the power of the Holy Spirit to move towards that sanctification.
And so that is, it's hard.
Like it might mean giving up OnlyFans.
But I think it's something that if you read the gospels and pray about it, like I think he will reveal more and more of himself to you.
And it's not, again, about these rules.
It's about being in communion with him and having him know you and love you in the way that he does.
It's beautiful.
Good talk.
Good talk.
Okay, I want to kind of jumping off of that.
I like to do a call to action at the end of the show to the one, two, three OnlyFans girls here at the table like to use this as a moment, an opportunity to give you a call to action.
$20 TTS, get them in, boys.
We're about to wrap the show.
$20 TTS, streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
Final, final call.
Get them in.
Would you and you and you consider stopping sex work entirely tonight?
Right now.
On the whatever podcast.
For whatever.
Starting with you.
I feel like I want to quit every day.
So, yeah.
Just do it right now.
I know.
Open your phone.
I know.
Delete OF.
Would you do it?
Yes?
No?
Maybe.
Right now.
Okay.
Would you delete your OnlyFans right now?
For what reason?
Because I feel like I needed your soul.
My soul?
Yes.
Oh, my soul.
I mean, if God spoke to me and told me, like, hey, that's actually bad, I would stop, to be honest.
But he does speak to you through the Bible, too.
See, I don't believe in the Bible, actually.
Oh, okay.
The Bible was brought, like, MM brought that, I feel like.
Okay, so you would need an actual I'm more of like feeling like I used to not believe in anything, okay?
And then I you should believe in me.
You should stop being an OF strumpet.
Uh, do you want to get married and like I can have your money?
And I don't have to.
I can do buy my moment house or by my own house.
I was just, you know, no prenounced.
No, I would quit right now.
Like, not for that.
Because like, I have goals.
You would quit right now if I propose to you.
It was just a joke.
But boom.
But it was a joke.
But I'm just saying, I have goals.
There's a great camera.
You see?
Is that real?
It's a light on it, too.
Get the camera.
Oh, my gosh.
Is Brian proposing to an OF girl?
Wow.
She's kind of white-looking.
Psych.
So I'm not quitting.
What?
White?
Oh, because I only date black women.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, my God.
Anyways, like I was saying, I have goals, like why I started OF.
Because, you know, I thought I could do big things with it, you know?
So when I get there, maybe I'll think about quitting.
Because I do think OF is not going to be forever.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then would you consider quitting OF tonight?
Sex work tonight?
I wouldn't tonight, but if I met somebody that I really loved, I would delete everything.
I would delete my Instagram, my OnlyFans, all of it.
What if it took you deleting that first before you are able to find that guy that you would love?
I guess I won't find him.
Have you ever been in love?
I've yes, I have.
Yes, you have?
I would say so.
Okay.
I feel like I've been in that situation, and I feel like if he's not gonna like love me for me and all of me, whether it's my like, no one's perfect.
So, I mean, whether I'm not saying you're perfect, but you know, with these living a very virtuous life, so they're still gonna find something wrong.
So it's like, I feel like I finally got to the point where I was like, I'm kind of like sick of like trying to meet certain criteria for guys, and they're either gonna accept me as I am or not.
And why would I really want to be with someone who wants to change me?
Like, and not to say that I'm not doing it forever, but if you know me, you know me and you know like how I am in person, just like my family does.
What was the audio?
$20, guys, $20 TTS.
Then we're going to get this wrapped here.
Can I have you read these, Jade?
This is the problem with some of you college-educated women.
You think you got it all figured out, yet you're here making moves and decisions you ain't qualified to make about men you think you can get.
I don't really want to talk about that.
I feel like this goes back to that one question.
Can you read this?
Great grammar.
Oh, me.
Yeah.
Okay.
You want man who makes six figures, but yet you don't bring six-figure values to the table as a woman.
So why would a man of that caliber want you?
I feel like this all goes back to that one question about like women having hobbies and having their own question.
She said, just make good sandwiches.
Yeah.
I think it's a good sandwich.
I cook really good.
She doesn't know how to cook.
I know how to cook.
I make six figures.
I go live and cook sometimes.
She doesn't know.
You have to, ladies, you have to teach yourselves how to cook.
I live on myself.
You have to cook for your man.
This has to be delicious.
Yes.
More than just a sandwich.
Cook for your man.
We have this one, if you can read it.
To the panel, what, in your opinion, are grounds for divorce?
We can't linger too long on this, but abuse.
Abuse.
Physical abuse.
Cheating.
Physical abuse.
Anything else?
Emotional abuse.
Financial abuse.
Yeah.
sexual okay yeah awkward yeah probably Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely.
Okay, beat in cheeks here.
Uh-oh.
Well, your father is a huge fail.
I'm in St. Pete too.
And women with flottery in the internet are only good for semen dumping.
What the fuck?
Semen dumping, not for family outings.
If Jesus can't save you, something no man should try.
Oh my gosh.
We have Chaw here, if you can read this one.
Tired of having religion jammed down her throat, so instead opted to have tongues jammed down her throat instead for money.
Do you actually hear yourself when you speak?
I don't, I don't, personally, don't do that, but I don't.
Yeah, no, uh, oh my god, what the hell?
Elevator music, please.
Yeah.
All right.
Uh, let's see here.
We have, sorry, guys.
Madam, Madam Corpus Christie sent me a DM and she was like, can I come back on the show?
Actually, is she here outside?
No, like in the future for a future episode.
Here, we have I'll let the chat decide on that one.
It's not too late, and Libby, you should be planting seeds, moving on.
Yo, Venom, Venom.
Thank you so much for the message, man.
We have, oh boy.
Okay, they're coming for you.
It's the roast session.
It's the roast session.
Chair one, your father is morally weak and spineless.
Won't discipline his child as she brings shame to him because money.
Chair two, you seem great.
I missed the start of the show.
You're not a strumpet, right?
Does that mean OnlyFans Girl?
A strumpet.
I don't even know what that is.
That's what they mean here.
It's like a promiscuous, it's a three-out faux.
A strumpet's a three-out faux.
Who's a 5-0-4?
It's not.
Absolutely not.
I thought it was an area.
A woman who has many casual sexual encounters in relationships.
That's the actual dictionary definition.
Yeah.
Oh, what's this dictionary earlier?
Now you're pulling it out.
Can you define racism?
Let's go back.
Wait, if I tie in.
No, go ahead.
No, please.
Right.
Because I tried earlier.
Here's the definition according to the dictionary.
Oxford Languages Dictionary.
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual community or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group.
Sweet.
Also, the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another.
Does it say that you can't be racist to white people?
That's the definition.
It does not say that.
Not yet.
Not that.
Not yet.
We'll change it, I guess.
Tonight.
All right.
We have Kyle.
Hold on.
Actually, really quick, can you guys, guys, like the video if you enjoyed the stream?
This was kind of a longer stream tonight.
We did unfortunately start a little bit on the late side, mostly mostly due to some technical difficulties we were having before the show.
PCs, man, there's just always something.
If you guys can go to twitch.tv/slash whatever, pull that up.
Guys, it's been one hour since we had a Prime sub.
We still got 1,100 viewers over there on Twitch, a couple thousand on YouTube.
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If you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch.
A quick, very easy way to support the show every single month.
Okay, we have a few more chats coming through.
If you can read these, sir.
Okay, Onup, who the fuck is subbing to these average-looking, talentless bums on OF?
The mental gymnastics here, trying to reconcile faith with being a prostitute, is impressive.
Try the Olympics.
I don't think any of us here are prostitutes.
I mean, the definition of a prostitute, I mean, right?
Well, some people would just say a prostitute is somebody who sells sexual services for money.
Right.
I just think in my mind, it's like someone who's like 50 bucks.
Well, here would be like here, here would be kind of the framing that we could use to frame you guys as prostitutes.
So you'd agree if you went into a hotel room with a guy and you never touched him, but you like exposed your breast to him and he was like pleasuring himself.
Would you agree that that would be prostitution?
Well, I mean, that sounds like a strip.
Is that well?
It's a private room, and you go into the private room with him, and then you expose your breast to him.
And I don't know, he meets you on the street or something.
He's like, here's 50 bucks.
And he's going to pleasure himself.
And you're going to be in the room with him.
And he's getting off to you, exposing your naked body to him.
Would that be prostitution?
Prostitution, yeah.
Okay, so the only difference is, is you guys are putting it behind his screen, basically.
Technically, that's what makes it legal.
Because as long as you're recording in Canada, you can do it.
But if you're just doing like sex without camera, that's illegal in Canada.
Well, I'm not even talking about legality.
I'm just talking about how we're defining prostitution.
So it's like, okay.
If the only difference here is you're doing it behind the screen, I mean.
Yeah.
But then we have the sex worker thing.
Yeah, there's also that.
Okay, we have ALB coming in here.
If you can read this one, did it not get that's weird?
Let's try that again.
Okay, try that.
No one can serve two masters.
Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to one and despise the other.
You cannot serve both God and money.
Yep.
I agree with that.
We have Spax here.
If you can read this one, thank you, Spax.
Why would any self-represpecting man find a morally bankrupt OF woman attractive?
Imagine introducing an OF girl to your parents.
Dad, this is X.
She does OnlyFans.
I'd die of shame on the spot.
There you have it.
All right.
304s really sat there with a straight face and said God wants them to do OniFans.
No man, you guys want anything to do with you thoughts.
Get used to being alone or ending up with simps.
I love Simps.
My favorite.
All right, I need some guys.
Roast me a little bit.
You guys gotta roast me.
Call me fat or something.
I don't know.
Just roast me a little bit.
Say I'm a weirdo for liking big lady on that.
Big ladies.
Call me a weirdo.
Maybe Felicity Felicity needs to be a little roasted.
She forgot she was supposed to put some hair extensions, some I did not forget.
I told you I couldn't do it this show.
So whatever.
Yeah.
You forgot the previous time, though.
You didn't tell me.
You didn't tell me you wanted that.
Pull up that super chat for me.
If Andrew was here, he would have deleted this panel lol.
Raymundo Martinez, thank you for the super chat, man.
Really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, guys.
All right.
I'm pretty sure I'll do just one last thing from this, I guess.
What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
Quick answer.
You guys said enough to travel and play golf with?
What about you?
In the U.S., like about 200K.
In the United Kingdom, like 120.
You wrote 150K to 360K.
USA, UK, 100K to 180K.
Yeah.
It's more expensive in America.
Okay.
What about you?
I feel like I said 200K.
You said minimum 200K.
Are you looking to date an older guy?
Because most men your age are not making $200,000.
Like I said, I'm not really looking to date right now.
You're looking to what?
Nothing.
To finish school?
What about you?
What did you put minimum yearly income for your future husband?
I put $1 million.
I did.
I put $1 million because I feel like he should aspire to make more money in this world.
It's important.
Excuse me.
Wait, and you're 29, right?
A million?
Yeah, I think that that's doable.
What about you?
Me?
Yeah.
Oh, my husband doesn't make a lot of money.
Oh, you said you don't care?
No, I don't care.
What about you?
At my age, I'd say like 60K.
Yeah.
Total.
But what about all you need, right about in there?
What about, though, when you maybe marriage age, I guess?
I mean, just enough that we can live.
I don't need like Pilates.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, Pilates are pretty cheap.
I mean, you can probably afford Pilates.
It's expensive.
Is it?
Is it Pilates?
$250 a month.
With all special machines and all this stuff.
Oh, La Vesa.
A million?
And yeah, Anna Fumi.
It's Anna Fumi.
Thank you.
Yes.
Yeah, a million.
I think I should have high expectations.
$750,000, no-go.
The $750,000, we could talk about it.
Oh, she'll settle for the...
We could talk about it.
She'll settle for the guy who makes half.
I like people who push themselves to make as much money as possible.
I find it very attractive.
And I think I would make me more submissive.
I don't discuss my money just because, well, because I don't feel like it's the proper, it's impolite.
But what if he's happier making less money?
He's posting photos of your girlfriend.
He should be.
He should be happy that I'm making less money.
No, no, no, no.
I should be too.
Just moving on.
So I didn't mean to cut you off there.
I just want to get this wrapped up because it's late.
How tall are you, and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
I'm 5'8 ⁇ , and I don't really think there's a minimum, but I like, I'm tall as a girl.
So I think, I don't know, a guy that's like six foot, but I don't have preferences.
Like, sure.
Tyrion Lannister walked in.
I'd smash a shot.
Okay, that's cool.
I'm trying to date a dwarf.
Wait, does she have to be black?
Yeah, black.
Of course.
Hot.
With large labia.
That's all I did.
All right.
What about you?
I'm 5'9, so I would like someone who's like 6' when I'm in heels.
What about you?
I'm 5'2, and I feel like minimum like 5'6, 5'9.
Okay.
I am 5'8, and I would date somebody around my height or a little or taller.
I don't mind.
I'm 5'5, and I'm good with 5'5 and taller.
Then I'm 5'9, same thing, kind of my height or taller.
Gotcha.
Oh, no, we're not gonna do the bear.
We don't have time for the bear.
But you picked bear, huh?
Are we gonna do a rating without makeup or no?
No, we don't.
We're gonna wrap.
It's late.
Otherwise, we're gonna go to bed.
All right, guys.
Guys, if you guys enjoyed the stream, kindly like the video.
If you enjoyed the stream, like the video.
I'm pretty sure we hit pretty much everything.
Oh, Leah, you said women are just as physically strong, are just as physically strong as men.
Yeah, depending.
I feel like comparing me to you, I would say no.
But like, I don't know.
Like, do you want an arm brussel or something?
But I think you would win.
Like, I know, I would win.
Huh?
So, okay, but what are you trying to say?
What's your position?
I was trying to say that, like, you could get a woman that's about the same weight as you, or you know what I mean, the same physique, and that she would be able to have more strength than you, possibly.
Like, the world's strongest woman.
That's like your commitment.
But generally speaking.
But what makes a woman weaker than a man?
Like, other than like, oh, I'm smaller than you.
That's what I was saying.
Muscle.
But generally speaking.
I got the muscle.
Okay, yes, women have muscle, but generally speaking, are men stronger than women?
I guess.
You guess?
It's just not super obvious to you.
Damn, this girl agreed with all our fucking things.
That's crazy.
Me?
Yeah.
So, but explain it to me.
So, generally speaking, though, like if I were to say, I don't know, I'm just throwing out a number.
It's probably more.
90% of men are stronger than all women.
Would you agree with this?
I guess.
Okay.
All right.
There's nothing.
I don't know if you really meant to circle that, I guess.
But women can't be sexist towards men.
Why is that?
Rapid fire.
Did I say that?
Yeah.
Why do you agree with that?
Women can't be sexist towards men.
I don't even think I understand that, to be honest.
It's English language barrier.
I get it.
Okay.
Wrong to refuse to date a transgender person because they're trans.
Why is that?
What is a woman?
Did I say that?
Can I get that paper back?
I don't think I can.
This girl, yeah, we're going to publish this.
She has a bunch of hardships.
It's wrong to date.
I feel like it's a choice.
It's a choice.
It's a preference.
You're fine with people having preferences.
So if I didn't want to date a transgender woman, you're okay with it.
Yeah, it's your favorite.
Because she's trans.
I feel like maybe I would judge you, but that's your rights.
Okay, you would judge me, but you'd be like, okay.
Would it be wrong, though?
Like, you would then say he should date her.
But why would I force you to do something you don't want to do?
No, you wouldn't force me, but you're like, he should date her.
That's not forcing.
I feel like in this society, everybody has their own opinions.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
But it'd be wrong for me to not want to date her because she has a penis.
No, I can't.
She has a giant penis, and I don't want to date her because she has a giant penis.
I feel like it just makes you be more into like, what is that word?
Like, physical stuff?
Like.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
A man dating a transgender woman is straight, according to you.
Yeah.
What?
That's it's not straight.
But anyways, I can't believe it.
If she's a woman, if she's a woman.
We'll have you back on the show and we can argue about it more.
Okay, guys, if you enjoyed the stream, like the video.
We have one chat coming through here from Cha.
Damn.
Can you read this one, Jade, for us?
The washed out Marxist prostitute wants a million dollars a year.
What a shock.
The list of things more marriageable than her starts with a rock and only goes up from there.
A million?
She wants a million dollars a year.
I feel like she was being honest, though.
Yeah, I was.
No, but that's the bare minimum.
Bare minimum.
I look successful people.
You know what?
I want a 10 out of 10 Victoria's secret model, virgin, giant labia.
Black.
Black.
I've dated men who make that and more.
I mean, I don't think that.
Where's the ring?
In my house.
I already told you about that earlier.
You can forget.
She got me there, boys.
She got me there.
She got me there.
You'd be surprised.
surprised um but it's like i you gotta understand as women right She dated NFL players.
She dated athletes.
She dated famous actors, famous musicians, all this stuff.
It doesn't dated, right?
Slept with.
Let's be honest.
Slept with.
It doesn't really mean much if you're not in a committed long-term relationship.
And ultimately, if you don't have the ring, you don't have that real long-term commitment.
Because it's easy as a girl to just sleep with a guy and maybe keep him around for a couple weeks, a couple months, whatever it is.
Especially if your name's Carrie.
Especially.
Especially.
But I'm telling, like, this, so you're saying, well, I have dealt with men who make this much money.
Not dealt with.
I've dated for several years men that made that kind of money.
Yes, I have.
I don't know why you're surprised by this.
But you, once I, once I started to do that.
Were you monogamous?
Of course I was.
And I never did OnlyFans.
I didn't have Instagram whatsoever.
I didn't have a social media presence.
I didn't dress provocatively.
When I'm in a relationship, you won't see me around.
That's just how I am.
I have a lot of respect for the person that I'm with.
I tend to date wealthy men.
It's always just happened for me.
I don't know what it is about me.
But yeah, I just feel like that's what they should be making.
I don't want to have to worry about anything in this life.
Mary, here's what we're going to aim for.
We're going to aim for 090909 for the recording stop.
That's three minutes.
Three minutes.
Okay.
Yeah, for the stop recording.
So remember, you're going to have to hit.
That's what I have.
You're going to have to hit it on the second click.
All right, guys.
So like the video, please, on your way out.
I want to say GG to the panel.
Well played.
Last call.
Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
Thank you for tuning in tonight.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
I appreciate that.
Burning the midnight fuel here.
Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.
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No sponsor.
We don't really do sponsorships.
A lot of our stuff gets monetized.
So we couldn't do the show without viewer support.
So thank you guys so much for, what was that?
Oh, okay, I thought you were doing like a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
So.
We will be live again Sunday at 5 p.m. Pacific.
By the way, would you guys like to see?
I've been thinking about doing like a whatever Wednesday where it's not a panel.
Maybe I'd like have on like one other guest or something, but it wouldn't be a dating talk panel.
It'd be like basically reacting to just anything that's going on.
Whatever Wednesday.
I've been thinking about it for like six months about doing something like that, but I've just been so busy with the show.
So let me know if you'd maybe like to see something, whatever Wednesday, me, and then I'd bring on.
It'd be mostly me, but I'd try to bring on occasional, like a guest would come on and do it with me, something like that.
And it'd be chill, like a chill stream, just reacting to stuff.
Stuff I see.
You guys see me, I post a bunch of stuff on Twitter, a bunch of stuff on X.
So we'd just be reviewing like the insanity of feminism that's on TikTok or just like crazy dating takes.
Because like it's pretty rare for people to be really open about dating stuff on a podcast like this.
This girl who she left a bit early, but she was super open, but that's really rare.
But like the stuff you see on TikTok, there's like dozens and dozens and dozens of like insane takes posted every single day.
So we could react to it in the same way as if somebody said it on the show and give you the reaction to the fucking because the shit I see on TikTok when it comes to dating and feminism is fucking insane.
Insane, crazy takes.
So it'd be interesting.
Anyways, any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM at whatever on Instagram.
If you can make it to Santa Barbara, we have what, 20, 10 seconds here.
Okay, be ready, Mary.
Get okay.
So yeah, yeah.
Okay.
07's in the chat.
Good night, guys.
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