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RAGE QUIT?! HEATED DEBATE Over Being Submissive & Bowing?! 2 VlRGlNS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Dating Talk #167

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	Hello, I'm Angelic.
	I'm 23.
	I currently live in LA, and I do stuff for fun, like make music and stream on Twitch.
	And yeah, that's it.
	And, well, first off, welcome back.
	Thank you.
	I think it's been like, what, a year since you were last honors around there?
	Now, you were you moved around a little bit.
	You were in, was it South Korea for a little bit?
	Yes, I went to Korea and then I went to Australia, then back to Korea, and then now I'm back here.
	And were you studying there or what were you doing in South Korea?
	Just traveling for fun.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	I'm Bree.
	I'm 22 from Fresno, California, and I'm a dog breeder.
	What kind of dogs do you breed?
	Golden Retrievers.
	Golden Retrievers, okay.
	And do you have, I don't know the terminology, but you have multiple birthing, I don't know what they're called.
	What are they called?
	Like my sire?
	Sire's and Dams.
	Sire's?
	Yeah.
	That's the man.
	That's the man.
	And then the dame.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	Not dame.
	No.
	Dam.
	Yeah.
	Sire and dam.
	Yeah, I have two.
	Two dams.
	Yes.
	How many sirens?
	One.
	One sire.
	Yes, of course.
	Okay.
	There's no, and it's your like, what is it?
	AKC, AKC, AKC, certified.
	Yes.
	So you make sure there's no inbreeding and they're of good stock.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	How much do you, just for a puppy?
	I'm just curious, what's the typical price?
	In California, it can range anywhere between like $3,000 and $5,000 for one of them.
	Nice.
	And then like per year, how many pups are there typically?
	It depends on how many females you do, but it can be anywhere between like 10 to 20.
	Okay, very cool.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name is Amy, also known as Mochitoki.
	I'm 24 years old from Orange County, California, and I'm a content creator.
	What was your aka?
	Mochitoki.
	Mochi Mochitoki.
	Yeah.
	Mochitoki.
	Okay.
	Were you bestowed this name or is it self-styled?
	Self-bestowed.
	Self-bestowed.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	My name is Kate.
	I am from Fresno.
	Just turned 23 yesterday and also just started as a server.
	Happy birthday.
	Welcome, welcome.
	What about you?
	Hi, I'm Jordan.
	I am 25.
	I'm a gym owner.
	And I'm from Riverside, California.
	All right, welcome.
	Hi, I'm Jasmine Rao.
	I'm from Los Angeles, and I am an actress model.
	Age?
	27.
	All right, welcome.
	What about you?
	Hi, my online name is Turkish Delight, but you can call me D.
	I am 24.
	I live in Australia, Sydney, but I moved here like four days ago to pursue content.
	Four days ago.
	All right.
	Welcome.
	And have you ever been to the U.S. before?
	Is this your first time?
	This is my first time.
	First time in the U.S. Have you traveled elsewhere though?
	I went to Korea, I went to Turkey.
	I've been to Amsterdam.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you said you're 24, right?
	Yeah.
	And they call you D?
	Oh, no.
	Everyone calls me Turkish Delight online, but like you can call me D. Are you Turkish?
	I'm assuming you're Turkish.
	I am Turkish.
	Do you speak Turkish?
	Yes, fluent.
	Oh.
	There you go.
	And do you have an actual name or?
	Do you know?
	I have a real name, but I don't like displays that.
	So D or Turkish Delight?
	Can we call you T D?
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Okay, cool.
	Whatever you're comfortable with.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My name is Veda.
	I am 30 years old and I'm an administrative assistant at a tax office.
	Okay, welcome.
	And just Veda, right, with a V. Veda, like Darth Vader, but Veda.
	It helps.
	Okay, cool.
	What about you?
	I'm Maddie.
	I'm 25.
	I'm from Vancouver, Canada, and I work in finance.
	Welcome.
	Is this your first time in the U.S.?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	All right, welcome.
	Q. What about you?
	I'm Niku Pooh.
	I'm 31.
	I'm a certified relationship coach, a behavioral scientist, a YouTuber, and book author.
	All right.
	Welcome, everybody.
	Really quickly before we get into the relationship status, for those of you who did not catch it on our Sunday show, I have a vigil here.
	We had a local in the community who I had a personal connection with.
	His name is Blessed.
	He passed away.
	We Jesus.
	Nate, pull up the video.
	We'll play that.
	So this clip went viral like 10 years ago, back when I was doing kind of like these hidden camera pranks and stuff.
	And this is kind of, he's kind of a local hero in the community.
	He'd walk around in this as Jesus, basically, weed Jesus.
	And he'd pass out Bibles and weed to people.
	And actually, funny story: this guy, he's a homeless man.
	He's no longer in a wheelchair.
	So my theory is what he's about to do actually cured him.
	He got cured from hitting the joint.
	And now he's walking around Santa Barbara.
	But in any case, rest in peace to Blessed in the chat.
	Can we get some RIPs?
	Maybe some like a little candle or something.
	And I got in touch with.
	I was meaning to get this guy on for an interview for the longest time.
	Actually, Maddie, didn't you?
	He goes to my local grocery store.
	But didn't you run into him?
	And I was like, yo, can you try to talk to him?
	And he kind of like said, be gone, strump it.
	He should you wait.
	Nick, can you pull up that strumpet thing on the.
	Can you pull that up?
	Wait, that's it.
	No, well, there's that, but I was talking.
	In the stream yard, you'll see it.
	That's the trumpet.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, okay.
	No, to the right.
	Wait, you got up to there.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Yeah, so he just like he was like, begone when you.
	Yeah, Maddie saw him like, what, a year ago?
	Was it?
	Not a year ago.
	I don't know.
	We tried to get an interview, but he was too busy giving away Bibles and smoking weed.
	Yeah, he passed away, Maddie.
	One of his daughter reached out to me.
	And yeah, so pretty sad, sad battle.
	Anyways, moving on, moving on.
	But everything okay, Nick?
	Yeah, I just trust me.
	Okay.
	So we're going to get everybody's current relationship status.
	Are you single, talking stage, situation ship, friends with benefits?
	Relationship, married, polycule, sex cult, whatever it may be.
	If you're single, how long have you been single?
	And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
	Go ahead.
	I am still single.
	Been single for two and a half years now, and my longest relationship was a year.
	All right.
	No prospects in Korea?
	No.
	No, nothing?
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Australia?
	You were in Australia, right?
	They're cool guys.
	Nothing.
	I mean.
	No.
	Do you have a type?
	Not physically, no.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I am single, and I've never been in a relationship.
	You're 22, right?
	Just confirm.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	So, single for 22 years, I guess.
	Well, what's the longest period of time that you've dated a guy?
	Maybe you weren't a boyfriend, girlfriend, but you dated for a couple weeks.
	I've never been in any kind of relationship.
	Have you been on a date?
	No.
	Have you been kissed?
	No.
	Oh.
	You first.
	Okay.
	Would any never mind.
	Okay.
	So, dating apps?
	No.
	Nothing?
	Nope.
	Well.
	Have you ever hit on a dude?
	I have not.
	Has a dude hidden?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	But no dating apps.
	No.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Women.
	No.
	Okay.
	Oh, yeah.
	Actually, I'll ask.
	Hey, Christian.
	Yes, I am Christian.
	Okay, so that's a no-on-woman.
	Orientation?
	I don't have one.
	I mean, if I like the person, I like the person.
	I don't really care what.
	Okay, so you're open to dating men or women?
	Yeah.
	I am straight.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm also straight.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	I'm currently in a talking stage with someone, but I've been single for like about a year now.
	My longest relationship ever was like a year and two months.
	Alright, one point.
	Okay.
	And uh.
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	Thanks.
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	Okay.
	So you've been sit- you're in a talking stage.
	How long has the talking stage been going on?
	A little over a week right now.
	We have a date on Friday.
	So cute.
	Have you guys?
	Did you meet on a dating app?
	Yeah, we met a hinge.
	Have you guys already had a date?
	Or is this going to be the first date?
	This is going to be the first date.
	And you said a date on Friday?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	And before this, you said you've been single for one year.
	In that one year period, has there been anything, any other talking stages?
	I like to talk to multiple people so I don't get hung up on one person, you know?
	Like kind of like even the playing field a little bit.
	Are you talking to multiple people right now?
	No.
	But previously you had been talking to multiple people at the same time.
	What's the what would be the average for you when you are talking to multiple people?
	The max is like three.
	Like I don't have to talk about it.
	Max is three.
	Max is three.
	Yeah, max is three.
	I was going to guess three.
	Three.
	Okay.
	And so what does that look like if you're talking to multiple people?
	Like you're going on dates with them?
	So you'll go on a date on Friday, Saturday, Sunday type thing?
	I think a date once every like one to two weeks is fine.
	Like if I'm just starting to get to know the person, but usually talking stage should be like a week, two weeks max, because like if you're not trying to meet in person, then like it's just like a failed talking stage at that point.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	And what about you?
	Single?
	I haven't really been in, like, official relationships, but I've gone on dates and stuff.
	Right now, I'm not...
	I mean, I'm on the apps, but...
	You ever had a boyfriend?
	Don't think so.
	What's the longest period of time, that consecutive period of time, you've talked to a guy?
	Two and a half years.
	Well, hold on.
	And you guys, was it long distance?
	Yeah.
	But it was never boyfriend-girlfriend.
	Were you guys sleeping together?
	You were talking to a guy for two and a half years and day.
	Wait, just okay.
	You were talking to a guy for two and a half years, never slept together, but it also never got to boyfriend-girlfriend.
	What were y'all talking about for two and a half years?
	Just snapshot.
	So you guys weren't exclusive then?
	No.
	So you guys were just like just entertaining each other for two and a half years?
	Okay.
	A lot of borders.
	I need some more detail on that.
	She had like a boo thing.
	Maybe they were both avoidance.
	Like avoidant attachments.
	Time to merge.
	Wait, so hold on.
	Did you ever meet this person?
	You said it was long distance.
	Did you meet in person?
	Yeah, we're from the same town.
	Fresno?
	Yeah.
	Sorry about that.
	Sorry about the whole Fresno thing.
	Anyways, it's Fresno.
	So two and a half years?
	From what age to what age?
	19 to 21.
	Nick, hide that.
	Okay.
	So.
	Have you had hookups?
	Yeah.
	She shook her head and then went down.
	Okay, because I'm just trying to get a sense of your relationship dating history.
	I mean, I've talked to multiple people.
	Okay.
	But so you have, like, you've not had a boyfriend, so you've had like a friends with benefits type thing?
	Or I guess you could say that, yeah.
	I guess I could say that, but what do you say?
	You've had a boyfriend?
	No, I could.
	I'm sorry.
	I could say that about her.
	I'm sorry.
	Nicholas donated $69.
	Guys.
	I didn't realize the incredible Hulk was going to be on the panel tonight.
	Aren't you worried she's going to smash the table?
	Oh, wait.
	She's never been smashed.
	Hey, stop using.
	Okay, I'm skipping that.
	Bro.
	Guys, don't make me put the shit on fucking mod delay, okay?
	All right.
	Go ahead.
	Man.
	Off to a great start.
	Off to a great start.
	People who say that stuff are just unhappy people.
	Anyway.
	Is it my turn?
	Well, I'm just trying to get a little clarification here.
	So, when's the last time you dated a guy, I guess?
	A month and a half ago.
	Okay.
	How long were you seeing that guy from a month and a half ago?
	It was on and off for a month.
	And then we broke it off.
	We broke it off and then got back together.
	But now it's done.
	So.
	Okay.
	And were you guys together?
	What does together mean if you guys weren't exclusive?
	Like, together, like, so you guys were not exclusive, but you were together.
	He claimed you were dating.
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	I don't like the name, but because hashtag Big Labia Matter.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Married.
	Married.
	How long have you been married for?
	Point-blank period.
	How long have you been married?
	Oh, just under a year.
	Okay.
	One year.
	All right.
	But how long were you dating for prior to that?
	Oh, prior to us getting married?
	Five years.
	Okay, so you've been together for five years.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm in a relationship.
	I'm sorry.
	Should I say that again?
	I don't know if it was loud enough.
	Go ahead.
	Sure.
	Say it again.
	I'm in a relationship.
	Three years.
	We've definitely had our Rocky peaks.
	I've had other relationships that have lasted two years.
	So.
	Is this your longest relationship?
	I guess.
	Yeah, you could say that.
	Wait, and you said you've had your Rocky Peaks, so is it currently Rocky, or was it in the past it's been rocky?
	In the past, more.
	I'd say that we're in a better patch for the last two months.
	Better patch.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	So was it on again off again?
	At times, yeah.
	He had a drinking problem that I didn't really care to attach myself to.
	And so in his moments where he's being a good boy, I, you know, feel the want to be closer to him again.
	Okay, god.
	What about you?
	I'm single.
	I've been single for about three years now, and my longest relationship was about two and a half years.
	Was that the one that ended three years ago?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	And before, I forgot if it was Angelic or you who provided this.
	There's some other details in terms of waiting.
	Waiting?
	Like, do I have to pull this out of you?
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	You're virgin, correct?
	Oh my god, who told him?
	Did you tell him?
	I didn't say.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Who told him?
	It was in the pre-show notes.
	What?
	It was in the pre-show notes.
	I said, yeah, I have.
	You guys put it in the pre-show notes.
	No, it wasn't in the question.
	Oh, it wasn't in the.
	I said to get you invited, I said, oh, she's like this.
	You know, she's more traditional.
	She's more involved.
	She's waiting for marriage.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Yes.
	That's, I am waiting for marriage.
	I didn't know that was disclosed.
	Okay, so waiting until marriage.
	Yeah.
	Not like born-again virgin, correct?
	No.
	Okay.
	Oh, my goodness.
	It's fine.
	It's not a big deal.
	I didn't know you needed to.
	Oh, okay.
	I don't know.
	It was in the pre-show.
	I had it.
	It was in the pre-show.
	You were going to find out one way or another.
	I mean.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm married.
	I've been married, it'll be three years in October.
	And we've been together for five years before that.
	All right.
	And that's your longest relationship?
	Yes.
	Do you guys have kids?
	We do not.
	Not yet.
	Not yet.
	You're planning to, though, huh?
	Yeah, we're enjoying our newlywed life and trying naturally, but yeah, that's kind of the phase that we're at.
	All right.
	Okay.
	I'm single, and I've been in a four-year and a two-year relationship.
	But yeah, I've been single for like two and a half years.
	The relationship that ended two and a half years ago, was that the four-year?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Why did he dump you?
	Yeah, he did dump me.
	Oh, that was just a guess.
	Why?
	Yeah.
	We were both honestly struggling with like substance abuse things at the time.
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	What is up with you guys?
	Yo.
	Guys, guys, I like surprising.
	I know you guys are supporters of the show, and normally I kind of like let it slide.
	Guys, if you like the show, you got to look at the optics of sending in chats like that.
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	Okay.
	Nobody's smashing you.
	Guys, optics.
	If you're supporters of the show, like another channel in the space, in the dating space, if you guys know Rolo, got his channel demonetized yesterday.
	Okay, so we're trying to be extra vigilant about this shit.
	You guys can do more playful roasting.
	That's fine.
	But if you care about the channel, don't make me have to put on auto, like mod delay.
	Think about the optics of the channel.
	Guys, I know, like, come on.
	All right.
	Brian the White Knight donated $69.
	You can roast me, though.
	I'm fine.
	Just fucking roast me.
	Come on.
	I need to lose weight.
	Quit being a beta white knight to see.
	There we go.
	I'm fine.
	I can't.
	Beta, beta, beta, see.
	Beta.
	Yeah, you guys can, look, guys, I know I got a dad bod.
	You can call.
	You can, you, I got, I'm joining Weight Watchers.
	You can, you can roast me all you want, but I will define.
	I got gone, guys.
	Be nice.
	Save it for later at least.
	God damn.
	Okay.
	Okay, couldn't even stick with that.
	Substance abuse, huh?
	Okay, we were both very, yeah, both very wild at this time.
	No, PCP.
	What is that?
	Heroin.
	Keep going.
	Chris Matt?
	Same as Matt.
	That's still the same thing, yeah.
	No, but.
	Crocco deal?
	Crocodo deal?
	Not that one either.
	Bash salt.
	That's the one.
	Ayahuasca.
	Ayahuasca?
	No, no, no.
	LSD.
	Mushrooms.
	People don't get addicted to LSD.
	That's true.
	Yeah, we just were not good for each other at the time, so it's like, I'm very grateful that he was able to end things because it was probably the best thing.
	Glocktavius donated $69.
	Ladies, would you date Brian?
	On one hand, he is tall, 6'1.
	Blue eyes.
	Rich, sometimes funny, successful, but he has a dead bod, probably autistic, has a weird liking for big labyrinthies and a small peepee.
	That is not true.
	How dare you?
	Glocktavius, that's wild.
	That's wild, bro.
	Glocktavius.
	Holy shit.
	Okay, we'll go.
	Fuck it.
	We'll go around the table.
	I don't, you guys, you guys got to realize this is a terrible, terrible question.
	Because, first off, even if they did want to, nobody would admit that shit in front of like 11 other people, you know?
	So, I mean, you know.
	But okay, fuck it.
	We'll do it.
	All right.
	Angelic, what about you?
	Go ahead.
	If I would date you.
	Sure.
	Currently, no, as I don't know you that well.
	Okay, that's fair.
	I accept it.
	What?
	I do not know you.
	I've known you for like 15 minutes, so maybe.
	Okay.
	Would you go on a date with him if he asked you?
	I would consider it.
	She'd consider it.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	It's very charitable of her.
	What about you?
	You give me Big Brother energy.
	I feel like we'd be good friends, but I would not date you.
	I see how it is.
	I see how it is.
	Big bro energy.
	We'd be homies.
	I see how it is.
	I see.
	Automatic friend zone.
	I don't know.
	Actually, you know what, though?
	What's crazy?
	On your dating app, this girl likes veiny hands, and I feel like on that basis, I'm kind of a good thing.
	I got Vany Handsome.
	Classful 20 donated $69.
	Haven't even finished the intros yet lol.
	Brian put them in the place they deserve.
	Ladies, what is the biggest lesson learned in your dating life?
	Hashtag big labia matter.
	Biggest here, I'm gonna have to save that just to get through a couple things.
	Biggest lesson learned: dating.
	Yeah, look, I mean, I just gotta be extra vigilant.
	Rolo, he, I don't know how he got demonetized because he has their channel had like 10,000 subscribers.
	It was pretty, it was a very tame show, so I actually have no, and the YouTube rarely provides a basis for why.
	They don't tell you why, they just do it.
	And then a bunch of other channels have also been demonetized.
	So I have to be extra vigilant.
	And granted, we did tell them before the show that they're going to get roasted.
	So they have a bit of a pre-warning.
	But you guys can roast me.
	Okay?
	Tell me I'm chubby and I need to lose weight.
	Okay.
	Where were we?
	Oh, would you date me?
	Would you go on?
	Would you date?
	Would you date Brian?
	Probably not.
	Sure.
	What about you?
	You're married.
	Okay, we can.
	If you weren't married.
	Okay, what about you?
	I said no.
	Oh, okay.
	I would actually probably say yes, depending on where or what you asked me what we were doing.
	First a date.
	It depends on the date.
	Yeah, it depends on the date.
	McDonald's, I'm taking you to McDonald's.
	Absolutely not, dating.
	Next time.
	Next lifetime.
	That's like my go-to, you know?
	All right, what about you?
	If you're taking me to McDonald's, yes.
	That's awesome.
	Pull some words.
	In the bag.
	Pull some words.
	In the bag.
	Get her some nuggets.
	Oh my god, yes.
	Oh, my God.
	All right, what about you?
	I know I'm married.
	My husband's fine if I answer this.
	You're a handsome guy, but some stances that you take are a little strong for me, so.
	Okay, we can get in.
	We'll get into that.
	Let me write down stances.
	I already know which stance, too.
	Oh, if we were saying for the married woman in here, like if we weren't married, maybe.
	Yes!
	In the bag, boys.
	Okay.
	That's a big maybe.
	McDonald's.
	No.
	All right.
	I don't eat that crap.
	There's nothing wrong with this.
	There's a lot of things wrong with it, but it tastes really good.
	Word.
	But he's taking you out.
	Word out.
	It's true.
	I personally believe in effort.
	Yes, effort matters.
	But didn't you just say no on the McDonald's?
	That's why I said no.
	Okay.
	There was the effort.
	Oh, so you're saying McDonald's is like zero effort.
	Yeah, I'm not saying I'm not going to get down on some fries.
	I love me some fries.
	Just not on our first date.
	What about you?
	If you believed in Jesus, yeah.
	Maybe I would go on one date with you, but I don't know if we would be aligned.
	Okay, Q, would you if you were gay?
	Yeah, men and other life, maybe.
	Okay, all right.
	And then, Q, did you say your relationship status?
	No, I didn't.
	Okay.
	Or wait, did you give yours?
	You gave yours, yeah.
	Q, what's yours?
	I'm single.
	I'm chilling.
	Get a lot of.
	I'm a five-star prospect, though.
	But I'm chilling.
	All right.
	Grip Reaper69 donated $69.
	Thank you, Grim Reaper.
	Question for the ladies.
	If the Grim Reaper comes and says, should I take your life or your husband's?
	Who do you choose?
	Okay, we'll start with you.
	Go ahead.
	Mine, if my husband can stay alive.
	I don't know.
	It depends on who's taking care of the kids.
	If I'm the main sole provider.
	Mike Davis donated $69.
	McDonald's Burger King.
	Sorry, Brian.
	Getting rejected by a land animal is caused to rope max.
	I'll fly you overseas and you can passport bro with me.
	This pack tonight is a collective six, so no loss.
	which country you doing the passport bro thing in bro which is that you're going to you're going to south america or asia What's up?
	There he is.
	There's Mike Davis.
	He owns like 100, 200 Burger Kings in the United States of America.
	He feels violent.
	I'm bumped.
	By the way, guys, I'm bumping up the TTS now.
	We did the 69.
	It's back to normal.
	TTS has just been bumped.
	Let me just make sure that is all set.
	Minimum tip.
	Okay, that should be good to go.
	So we're back to our normal threshold.
	I don't like that number.
	Anyways, the girl in the green, your haters don't know your story.
	Neither do I. I'm sure if they did, they would be more compassionate.
	Until then, they are teeny baby men.
	Yeah.
	So there you have it.
	Okay, where were we?
	Oh, the Grim Reaper.
	Grim Reaper, your answer to the Grim Reaper one.
	I'd sacrifice my husband.
	I gotta put me first.
	What?
	Okay.
	So the husband goes?
	Yeah.
	Does it change before or after kids?
	Does your answer change or still doesn't change?
	Gotta put me first.
	Okay.
	The husband has to go.
	Okay.
	I don't like this question, but I probably would never negotiate with somebody who wants to take my life.
	So if I chose myself, who's to say who wouldn't then kill my husband after me?
	Because I wouldn't have to do that.
	I think you're overthinking the question.
	Definitely overthinking it.
	Very simple.
	Very simple.
	Grim Reaper comes.
	If it was like I had to make a choice, then I would sacrifice myself.
	That's beautiful.
	That is beautiful.
	That's beautiful.
	If it was with my current partner, I already know that.
	I think your husband.
	This fictional person?
	Yeah.
	We're basing it off of standards.
	It could be your current partner.
	Okay, well, if I'm imagining that it's that person, I know he would want me to pick myself and that he would want to be able to die for me because he wasn't true love.
	A legend.
	Yes!
	All right, what about you?
	I would sacrifice myself.
	That's good.
	Good answer.
	All right.
	What about?
	Yeah, if the Grim Reaper came up to me, I would sacrifice myself.
	What a wife.
	Guys, so we're going around the table.
	You guys can preemptively be like, oh, the person next to me is answering the question, and then they answer the question.
	You could just.
	Oh, it's my turn now.
	Okay, go.
	Yeah, same.
	I would sacrifice myself.
	Okay, cue with it.
	Oh, this is for the ladies, right?
	Yeah, it was.
	Okay, would you take your life?
	I'll sacrifice my life.
	I'm fighting.
	We fight.
	You know, me and Death are going to fight for a minute.
	I'm going to see if he can actually take my life.
	Go fuck him up.
	You're going to fight.
	If he can take my life, then that's where I was going at.
	I'm like, a fight has to happen first.
	I'm not just going to be like, yeah, kill me.
	I'm going to be like, you're going to, we're going to need to put up some.
	Well, this will get into our bullet debate with the people have later.
	Not that I would fight, but anyways.
	Yeah, wait, what was the, something about.
	I wrote down three stances.
	Why did I write down three stances?
	I don't know.
	Somebody's talking about stances?
	Who's talking about stances?
	Oh, I had a disagreed with your stances.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Or yours are a little strong for you, the dating question.
	Okay, well, we'll come to that in just a sec.
	But one of the TTSs that came through, I'll just get this, then we'll get into some of our questions.
	Biggest lesson learned during dating?
	If you don't have anything, that's fine.
	Otherwise, starting with you, go ahead.
	I would say one of the biggest lessons I've seen.
	Straight in the mic, please.
	While dating is that as humans, we all feel the same emotions just through different experiences.
	And it is okay, and you are justified to feel however you do.
	However, your feelings do not justify your actions.
	So that is one of the biggest things.
	Anything for you or nothing?
	You sound like you was going to cry.
	Go ahead.
	I feel like you should trust your gut and have boundaries with yourself.
	Like, you should know what you want before getting into something with another person.
	Okay.
	Probably don't move so fast and be so upfront and pushy with the other person just because that's one of the lessons I've learned.
	Just go with the flow more.
	Sure.
	I would say like embody the person that you see yourself with.
	So, if you're always kind of with somebody who treats you like crap, then you should start to treat yourself better and put more value into your life first and love yourself first before allowing somebody else to come in and love you too.
	Let people show you who they are.
	Don't try to make them be something else.
	Don't try to make them into something else.
	Don't try to figure out their motives.
	If they show up a certain way, then you already know who that type of person is.
	You don't need to hear all their excuses.
	I think understand that people experience things differently, and the way they respond to something will affect the way someone else behaves.
	So, think about what you do or what you say before you do it.
	Okay.
	I just forgot my answer.
	But in dating, seek to understand, then be understood.
	Yeah, I was literally going to say, consider the other person's experience more than considering my own experience.
	Okay, got it.
	With that said, I think, oh, Q. Or was that just for the ladies?
	I forgot.
	You got anything, Q?
	What I learned, the biggest lesson I learned is women are flawed human beings, and it's okay to treat them like they're flawed because I was always the, you know, the type to flaw too, right?
	Yeah, but I mean, I'm always the type, I was always the type, like the hopeless romantic panel.
	Oh, you woman has all of them.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	So I learned that women definitely fuck up, and it's okay to tell them when they fuck up sometimes.
	Yeah.
	Well put.
	Well put.
	Going back to you over here.
	You said there were some stances of mine specifically that you objected to.
	I'll start with you and then I can always open it up to the whole panel on this one.
	But what do you have for me?
	What do you got?
	Let's just jump right in.
	Why do you have big labia matter if you don't go down?
	Yes, of course.
	Of course.
	Well, I don't see.
	So first off, I don't really follow the logic.
	So you can desire a or have a preference on that front without needing to or wanting to do oral sex.
	So do you have a different argument you want to make?
	Just then why big labia matter?
	Well, it just doesn't, the logic doesn't follow.
	For example, a woman might have a preference for a certain penis size, but she might not enjoy oral sex.
	The two aren't really connected.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	But yes, to answer your question, look, I care.
	It's interesting because for me, at least when it comes to sex, my goal is to make her come first, if possible, multiple times.
	But there's different ways to go about that.
	And just for me personally, I have a sexual boundary.
	It's interesting that typically when men have sexual boundaries, they tend to be kind of ignored.
	But just in the way that women have sexual boundaries, men are allowed to have sexual boundaries, that happens to be one of my sexual boundaries.
	If that's a deal breaker for a woman, so be it.
	Although most of the women I've dated and encountered, including my various long-term relationships, has not really been a problem at all.
	How has that sexual boundary been ignored then?
	What do you mean?
	You said usually men's sexual boundaries are ignored if it has not, if it's been respected.
	Well, if I mean, I'm not speaking on an individual level, but like when I bring it up in conversation here, and I don't really take an issue with it, but people are like, they'll try to kind of almost make fun of you or pressure you for your boundary that you have.
	Where I think if a woman had a similar sort of boundary and if it was pushed to the same degree, it would be looked at in a much different way.
	For example, if a woman, if she didn't want to give Head, or she didn't want to have oral, uh, anal sex, for example, and she was mocked for it.
	Uh, people might object to that more so than the man being mocked for his sexual boundary.
	That would probably also really turn her off to wanting to have sexual encounters with you if you're not respecting her boundaries.
	But can I ask you something?
	The BLM thing that you have going on, is that some sort of backlash at just like a lot of women who are like what they call size queens, like who you know prefer certain peepee sizes?
	Is that is this your way of like kind of having a backlash at that, or is that your genuine opinion that you've just monetized?
	Well, I don't really monetize it at all, probably loses me money in some way.
	Do you want to monetize it?
	I don't monetize, I don't monetize it.
	I say it's a non-profit, but we don't take there's no donation link, we don't take donations or anything.
	It's more, I mean, I say it's non-profit as a joke, okay, actual organization.
	But in terms of my advocacy, well, for one, it's actually interestingly kind of a feminist talking point.
	This one, uh, because you know, you'll hear, well, throughout, you know, if you look at like uh depictions and pornography, oh, these women with their perfect pussy lips, uh, you know, and it's not representative of all the different shapes and sizes that you know, women can you know have down there.
	And uh, women, women are meant to feel insecure about it.
	And then there's a bunch, there's also the whole fake news about the like, oh, if a woman's promiscuous, that means that that's the cause of having no, that's ridiculous.
	A woman could be a virgin and have an Audi, but it's, I mean, it's sort of, I guess, to your point, it could double as a sort of like knock to women with their preferences, I guess.
	Although it would be the corresponding thing would be, because you're comparing it to size queens.
	I think the corresponding thing here is if I said I only date women with innies, I think that would correspond better to women who say I only date men with big penises.
	That tends to be the preference.
	And I would say the mainstream preference tends to be men preferring innies.
	And actually, women get shamed if women get shamed if they have an Audi.
	So it's not like you only want to be with me.
	They'll get made fun of.
	Beef curtains, RBs, wizard sleeve.
	What?
	You've never heard?
	Yeah, guys.
	And women make fun of it.
	Guys make fun of it.
	It's inappropriate.
	Inappropriate.
	I don't think we should be shaming men or women for something that's one entirely out of the control and something that's a bit more people can be sensitive about that and get insecurities.
	And yeah, so as far as my actual dating preference, I was just wondering where this came from because it's like women without.
	No, I'm kidding.
	I've never heard of that.
	I date women with innies, but I do have a preference for Audis.
	Okay.
	She's like, what the fuck?
	What?
	We do have virgins present.
	Okay.
	Who here's a virgin?
	Show of hands.
	Q. Nick back.
	Nick's a virgin.
	Just ask the question, like, what's your favorite color?
	So casual.
	I don't know if that adequately answers your question, but I think it does, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I just want to know if it's like really a genuine thing that you're into.
	Oh, you think like I'm fake?
	Like, I'm not into that.
	I don't know.
	Like, it's like I'm very niche.
	I don't know.
	I've never heard of somebody like, oh, yeah, I really love big labia.
	Huge fan.
	Okay.
	Or that's a good idea.
	I definitely huge fan.
	I definitely heard of like guys who are like, oh yeah, like I only like girls with innies because it just looks kind of more like innocent, I guess.
	It looks innocent.
	Yeah.
	Because like the other, you know, the opposite would be like, you know, should, you know, the bigger the better.
	Yeah, sure.
	Any Audis at the table?
	Anybody down to admit?
	Would anybody admit that if they do have an Audi?
	Don't know that I've examined myself that thoroughly.
	Some girls don't even know.
	Why'd you look at me as you take yourself water?
	Because I was talking to you.
	Okay.
	For all female viewers, you should probably take a mirror and give yourself a good look down there and get acquainted with what's going on because when things are not going to plan, you should be able to know that too about yourself and be able to get appropriate help.
	Yep.
	Beautiful.
	Same sex matters.
	The more you know, the more you know.
	But here's the crazy thing.
	In the United States, 10,000 women a year get a labia plasty.
	10,000.
	That's why.
	That's a tragedy.
	And through the advent.
	That's what God gave me.
	If I can convince one woman to not get a labia plasty, I have done a good deed.
	It's a good deed.
	Can I help with that?
	If you get labia plasty, you're less likely to feel sensations on your lips.
	So yeah, if you're considering it, you probably might not be able to get off as easily.
	So keep that in mind, ladies.
	And you can get infections.
	You can botch it.
	Shit, the fucking surgeon might be drunk.
	Fucking take the clit along with it on accident.
	It happened.
	Happens, probably.
	Look, end of the day, if I can prevent one labia plasty, just know there's men out there, including myself, who like and prefer Audis.
	Okay.
	Grid one Motorsports donated $200.
	First, let's leave Big Girl alone.
	She seems nice and is not a whore.
	For the linebacker in the pink sweater and you prefer innies or outies.
	What's your bench?
	Can you scoot into that?
	You're kind of like hiding behind her.
	It's like so uncomfortable.
	What's your bench?
	Who's?
	I don't bench.
	Okay.
	All right.
	On your dating profile, which we'll pull up later, you did say something along the lines of you want to make D1 babies or something.
	Yeah, because I'm 5'10.
	Yeah, so.
	Okay.
	We have Mitch de CPA.
	Panel, what are your height limits for dating?
	I'm 6'7, 255.
	Where is Andrew?
	Thank you, Mitch.
	Height limits for dating.
	So we'll go around the table.
	Why don't you tell us what your height is and then like bare minimum for minimum height in terms of what you would date?
	I'm 4'11, so I don't really have a minimum height because I'm pretty sure everyone's.
	Can you strain your mic?
	Yeah.
	Everyone's taller than me, so I would say I have more of a maximum height because I think it would be too hard to date someone like over 6'4.
	What's your max height?
	Oh, 6'4 ⁇ .
	Yeah, I don't want anyone over 6'4.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'8 ⁇ , so I would like a taller guy, but I do not discriminate.
	If I like a guy and there's chemistry, I will date someone shorter.
	You would date somebody shorter than you?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'2 ⁇ , and my height minimum would be 5'9.
	My height maximum is 6'3 ⁇ .
	I've dated someone 6'2 before, and like my neck kind of hurts, like, looking up at them, but the height difference is really cute.
	Okay.
	His neck hurts too.
	He was like.
	I'm 5'10.
	I mean, if you're attractive, it doesn't really matter.
	Come on.
	You date a guy who's 5'5?
	I don't talk to people that are 5'5.
	I don't talk to people.
	That are males.
	Wait, what?
	I don't really, I don't.
	I've never talked to anyone like shorter than 5'11.
	Oh, my God.
	Just got a preference.
	So, what's minimum height?
	5'10.
	5'10?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Um, yes.
	I do have a preference for height.
	Probably minimum is 5'9.
	Maximum, probably like, I don't know, 6'4.
	I met a guy once who was 6'7, and I was like, no way.
	That's way too much.
	He's probably the guy to ask the question.
	I always said that my dating minimum for years was 6'1, and I ended up dating someone who was 6'8.
	That was too much, but I did try to give it a go.
	And then I ended up going on a date with my current guy, and he lied about his height on his dating profile.
	And on our first date, I literally told him, I was like, this isn't gonna work.
	Like, I kept trying to give him every excuse in the book why I didn't want to keep seeing him because it was primarily about height because he checked all the other boxes.
	But you know, I guess now I do date under 6'1.
	Wait, so how tall was the guy?
	Oh, he's 5'9.
	And wait, how tall are you again?
	Oh, I'm 5'6.
	Okay, so was it the fact that he lied or was it just?
	I know, the lie should have been a red flag.
	Like, let's get that fact.
	Like, red flag.
	Wait, is this the guy you're currently dating?
	Yeah.
	Oh, you're.
	Oh.
	And yeah, he's the only guy under 6'1.
	I let him stay.
	Even though he lied.
	You let him stay?
	Oh, I mean, like, you know, I kept seeing him.
	Oh, right.
	Even on the, though, on, like, the first date, I was like, I don't think this is going to work.
	So.
	What did he lie about his height?
	How tall did he say he was?
	Oh, that's a good question.
	Yeah, he said he was 5'11.
	Oh, okay.
	So just he lied about two inches.
	Okay.
	But still, 5'9?
	That's the same height as my mom.
	Which is so funny when he's around my mom.
	Actually, he gets so embarrassed.
	He has to wear like boots.
	I don't know if I'm supposed to be talking about this.
	No, that's fine.
	What about you?
	Keep digging.
	Yeah, I'm 5'6.
	I don't think hot matters as long as we have the chemistry together and we have a good relationship.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'm 5'8", and I usually prefer taller than me, so yeah.
	How tall are you?
	You're married, right?
	Yes.
	How tall is your husband?
	6'2.
	Okay.
	It's perfect.
	I'm 5'4.
	And I feel like I have preferences, but there's no like deal breakers in terms of height.
	If there was like a very powerful connection.
	Okay.
	Kate, what about you?
	Any height preferences?
	No.
	No.
	My tallest girlfriend has been 5'10.
	And his shortest has been 5' Yeah.
	I, as far as I go, don't really have a height preference.
	I'll date a girl who's taller than me.
	I don't care.
	I'd say, though, my preference is shorter women.
	Like, I'll date a girl who's 4'7.
	I'll date a girl who's 6'5.
	Don't give a fuck about height.
	For children, taller is probably better, though.
	Like, for the kids, you know?
	Like, to make warriors and shit.
	Yeah.
	But, like, for speed, like, definitely the short chicks.
	For the speed.
	You sure?
	Huh?
	You sure?
	No, not like running speed.
	I mean, like, for speed.
	Never mind.
	I understood what you were saying.
	She gets it.
	You really realize it when you're walking side by side because your steps are like, doom, doon, hers, like, da-da-da-da-da.
	You know?
	She has to take like five steps.
	That's another consideration.
	That's not what he says.
	That is another consideration.
	Yeah, that's not.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Anyways, let's see.
	The stances, was there any other stances?
	Yeah, I just can't think of it.
	I'm sure they'll come up.
	Did you put it in the notes?
	I can see if.
	I don't believe I did.
	What do you think about the fact that he won't take a bullet for it?
	Well, let's get into that.
	We'll get into the bullet discussion later.
	But let me see.
	Does anybody here?
	So I'll just open it up to the panel then.
	If anybody here has watched the show before, any it's always fun to kind of have discussions over disagreements.
	Any disagreements from anybody from anything you've either heard from me, from Q over here?
	He's been on the show a bunch.
	Any disagreements?
	You know mine.
	The bullet.
	Amongst other things.
	And the labia thing?
	I don't disagree with that.
	I actually just wanted to know your intention behind that whole thing.
	Oh, okay.
	But yeah, you know mine already.
	Okay.
	Anything?
	Makeup?
	Makeup, yes.
	I still disagree.
	On the makeup side?
	I see your stance.
	I just don't agree with it.
	Can I ask something about the makeup thing?
	Sure.
	Okay.
	In terms of being natural, you like all natural, you don't like work done or anything.
	Okay, honestly, respect.
	But what if, like, somebody had really crooked teeth, it would be strictly cosmetic to get braces.
	Would that like take away from your attraction to her because you would prefer her natural?
	Well, I mean, it's strictly cosmetic.
	No, I wouldn't object to braces.
	I think most people, I had braces when I was younger.
	I think there's actually a medical, you can argue that there is.
	Well, you're saying it's strictly cosmetic, although I would, they do say I think crooked teeth, there actually is a medically indicated reason, I think, for correcting the crooked teeth.
	I think.
	Not always.
	But honestly, I agree.
	I was just curious.
	Yeah, I'm not sure on what about shaving.
	Well, so grooming is different than plastic surgery and different than makeup.
	So like shaving armpits, shaving legs, that's fine.
	Okay.
	Grooming's its own category.
	Do you think beards are like makeup for men, though?
	Nope.
	You don't think they can hide, like, change your appearance?
	They can?
	No, they, yes.
	Okay.
	Beards can change your appearance, but there are things that are natural and there are things that are artificial, not natural.
	So the way you style your hair, for example, I don't think that there's really.
	I don't think that there's anything wrong there.
	Certainly, for example, a woman with a big forehead might have bangs.
	She might do a swoop, an emo swoop, which I think should come back.
	And to style, by the way, I'm a fan of the emo swoop.
	I think it should come back.
	Yeah, all that hair oil gives you pimples, though.
	Right.
	But I don't think, like, oh, that's are you, you're like misrepresenting, like, you're lying about.
	No, I think grooming stuff is its own category.
	No objections to grooming.
	My qualms come to plastic surgery and typically excessive makeup usage.
	Minimal makeup, not a huge.
	Look, I prefer no makeup, but a little mascara, whatever.
	But yeah, I prefer no makeup.
	Okay, that's fair.
	Did you have more on that?
	No, that always just came to my mind, like how consistent the natural thing goes.
	What do you mean?
	But I can understand your debate.
	I speak, just speak straight into my second.
	That's okay.
	No, I agree with that.
	I just wondered how natural you liked a woman.
	Like, at what point are you drawing the line?
	But you asked who it is.
	Oh, yeah.
	So grooming, definitely prefer shaved legs, shaved armpits.
	As long as your stance is that that's what you prefer, not that all women shouldn't wear makeup, then that's totally fine.
	Well, hold on.
	Unless.
	Hold on.
	So, well, here's my crazy take.
	So let's say somehow I did a coup d'état and I took over the federal government.
	Let me tell you my policy prescriptions on cosmetics.
	First off, I would outright ban cosmetics.
	I would actually ban plastic surgery too, unless there was a medically indicated reason for it.
	For example, fake titties, boom, straight to jail.
	Surgeon, felony.
	Also, if you're a woman and you get fake titties, felony.
	If you're a man and you get fake titties, also felony.
	So just a felony across the board if you get fake titties.
	BBL, I'm considering death sentence.
	I'm on the fence.
	Death sentence, like 10 years in prison for BBL.
	Lip filler, misdemeanor.
	One year in prison.
	No.
	That's basically all plastic surgeons don't have a job anymore.
	I have no problem with that.
	Okay.
	Did you work for a plastic surgeon or something?
	No, I own a gym.
	Well, actually, they wouldn't be out of a job necessarily.
	People change their bodies the right way.
	Because, for example, the origin of one, the body positivity movement, was for people who had like disfigurements.
	And the origin of plastic surgery was typically like if somebody had like, they got half their face blown off in World War I, the surgeon would, you know, to move through life with like a totally disfigured and disformed face would create like a difficulty, a burden in your life.
	Right.
	And so they would attempt to fix the face.
	Or like a rhinoplasmy for people with like deviating.
	If I have breathing problems, that's fine.
	There are medically indicated scenarios where I think plastic surgery is okay.
	I can't think of like really a scenario where if I grant, for example, that I'm fine with women, for example, who have breast cancer and need to have a breast removed, if I'm fine with a breast implant in that scenario, but I'm against these scenarios where it's like purely cosmetic, would you agree with me there?
	Sure.
	Now, what about women who have already had augmentation?
	Would you have them then take them out?
	Out they go.
	Can I weigh in?
	Sure, go ahead.
	Just for the viewers at home, I are real, and I'm not included in this conversation.
	She just went like this.
	Okay.
	People always assume.
	Which I'm like, they don't look, unfortunately.
	Eh, they look real.
	That's what I'm saying.
	They look real.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	But BBLs, there's never a lot of people.
	Anybody here have a BBL?
	Ban it.
	Ban BBLs.
	Right, you agree with me, Amy, right?
	Name's Amy?
	Yeah.
	You agree with me, right?
	I'm banning BBL.
	No, like death penalty for BBL, right?
	No, not the death penalty.
	Death penalty for BBL?
	Death penalty for right?
	I feel like everybody has their insecurities, you know, and if it helps them feel better, then they should do it.
	I don't think we need to fix our insecurities.
	Wait, cosmetically.
	Wouldn't the fix be to just not get the BBL and work through your mental problems?
	Maybe do some hip thrusts.
	Yeah, you can't like with the look boobs, you can't really get boobs, but like precisely.
	But people have different genetics, it can be harder, easier to gain muscle, but like you can work out.
	You can, you can get a nice butt.
	You can work up to your genetic potential.
	I think we just got to fix society standards for women.
	Yeah.
	A lot of what we look up to are like the like, for example, like you've talked about like the most beautiful woman when you've had us like rate ourselves like okay, Victoria's secret models like the 10, right?
	But like they all wear makeup and you know, do all these cosmetic things.
	And I think men are a big part of the reason why women wear makeup because men are the ones who have like idolized these beauty standards for us to live up to.
	Are you sure about that?
	Or is it women who notice other women?
	Like for example, everybody here show us your nails.
	Who here has fake nails on?
	Not me.
	Nails?
	Any fake nails?
	Nails?
	Mine are real.
	Just grown out.
	Those are real?
	Yeah, I just have really nice.
	Well, you put paint on.
	You have nail polish.
	Nails, nails.
	Let me give you guys a secret.
	Guys, don't give a fuck about your nails.
	Don't care.
	You do that for yourself or for other women.
	I don't care.
	No guy gives up.
	You think a guy's like, well, I wasn't going to fuck her, but she has bullshit nails.
	Now I'm going to fuck her because her nails are pink.
	We didn't say that was contingent on also.
	Hygienically, it's kind of disgusting.
	Sorry.
	It's true, and it rips off your natural nails.
	You keep the bacteria under the nails.
	Just saying.
	Yep.
	But you can't do that.
	And then they push on your cuticles and your cuticles are supposed to keep out bad bacteria.
	Do you think nail polish and fake nails is a male-imposed beauty standard?
	No, but I think especially like a lot of men who like look at these models and stuff and think they're pretty, like all those girls are wearing makeup.
	But you'll be shocked to know that a lot of men don't even realize how much makeup women have on.
	Like that's not something that we actively monitor.
	When we see a woman, we're not like, oh, she got on this.
	She got on mascara.
	She got on whatever.
	See, I don't even know how much shit the name.
	But we can't tell the difference.
	Actually, we don't really pay attention to our own.
	So you don't really know what she's wearing, but you just don't know what she's wearing, but yet you're saying don't wear it, even though you don't even know what she's doing.
	Because we know when it comes off, we like, what the fuck?
	But see, that's the line that I was trying to draw last time.
	Is you can do your makeup without dramatically changing how you look.
	You can do it just to compliment your features.
	Yeah, you can do minimal makeup.
	I showed you the first time I took my makeup off.
	I looked the same.
	And did you, though?
	Huh?
	Did you, though?
	I did.
	Did you, though?
	I did.
	Well, look.
	Wait, so what's the argument?
	That is our fault that they wear makeup, but it's not.
	It's intersectional.
	I'm saying you take a part in it.
	You do take a part in it.
	Honestly, a lot of times I think I feel more insecure around other women that I know will be coming to events that I'm going to.
	And I know that they're going to a professional makeup artist.
	And I don't necessarily prefer to always get my makeup done.
	And so I know I need to perform my best for them.
	Not necessarily for some guy that might be there or even my boyfriend because he actually prefers me without makeup.
	So does mine.
	Like your husband.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I prefer no makeup.
	Sure.
	I mean, if she's like really pretty without it, sure.
	There's no need to.
	I can do without.
	I can do with.
	It doesn't matter to me.
	Truly.
	Well, if she was not really pretty without it, wouldn't it be better for her to just not wear it?
	If she was for honesty reasons, if she was catfishing at that point, if she's not pretty without because you're you're what you're setting up here is she's pretty with makeup, but I don't think it's doing much harm, she's not pretty without it, it's not doing any harm to you.
	She's doing she's doing you're robbing well, okay, on a long enough timeline, not even letting me finish my point.
	Well, okay, finish your point, though.
	Thank you.
	I didn't even finish my sentence.
	Go ahead, go ahead.
	She's she's doing it to feel confident and to feel beautiful, and you should just let her do that.
	You have the standard of don't wear any makeup, so just don't date a woman that wear a shit ton of makeup problem solved.
	Okay, so that's fine.
	That's fine.
	She's doing it to feel beautiful and confident, right?
	Confident relative to her.
	And that's helping her.
	It doesn't matter.
	It's not about you, it's not about you.
	But I'm saying, relative to who, though, who is how would she know what being more beautiful looks like if she didn't compare herself to other women?
	Well, we have role models like our mom.
	We grew up wearing makeup.
	We watched our moms wear makeup.
	We put makeup on our baby dolls.
	I mean, it's a part of just our childhood and then it grows into adulthood.
	The propaganda has worked well.
	I agree with her that there are societal standards and that you've basically been force-fed a mind virus to feel like you're not enough without the paint.
	You're not beautiful without the paint.
	You're not beautiful without some fake.
	I do agree.
	There's a lot of propaganda.
	And, you know, there's constantly, you go to like any store like TJ Maxx, like the counters are full of things that can make you look better.
	Here's what's crazy to me, right?
	As a man, I can sit here and say, I prefer a woman without makeup.
	I think women should wear less makeup.
	And that's me essentially saying, I think women are beautiful and attractive as is, which I think is doing ought to be a more pro-woman position than what these cosmetic industries, how they profit by keeping you feeling insecure.
	So it's interesting, though, the amount of pushback women get, or excuse me, not the pushback women get, the pushback women give if a man has like an anti-makeup position, because the anti-makeup position, in my estimation, is actually a pro-woman position.
	We're trying to free you of the slavery in your mind.
	Well, I think if a woman damn, I'm on fire.
	Okay, sorry.
	Wow.
	They're like, shut the fuck up.
	So inspired.
	No, I think if a woman has pushback on your not wanting to date her because she does not agree with your stance on makeup, then I don't agree with that.
	I think you should have whatever preference you want.
	But I think if your stance is so far as all women shouldn't wear makeup anymore, number one, I don't think that's ever going to happen if we're being real.
	And number two, I don't think that's good for us because, sure, makeup might add a little bit of confidence to how we present ourselves.
	It's like the saying, look good, feel good.
	You know, if we feel like we look good, then we kind of have this outward positive attitude in the day, too.
	Like sometimes if I just do a little bit of makeup, I'm like, oh my god, I feel so good today.
	Like my positive, my attitude is just everything is elevated.
	Can I ask something?
	Sure.
	If makeup just didn't exist, though, like nobody was wearing makeup.
	If it never existed, then yeah, I wouldn't.
	Like, would you feel the need to get an extra confidence boost?
	Because we probably wouldn't.
	Well, I wouldn't.
	No, because I live in the world of makeup, so I wouldn't know.
	I guess that's a hypothetical reality.
	So I guess I wouldn't have to do it.
	I would feel fine without it.
	If it never existed, then I wouldn't.
	Yeah, I think the pressures would cease to exist because then you wouldn't be seeing it in magazines and on TV and on social media.
	Joy Seeker models would not have makeup, and then I wouldn't, you know, feel like, oh, you know, sorry, would you, like, not think that the world might be a better place?
	Honestly, like, for us, I think if we never, ever had makeup ever, or if it just got, like, wiped out, we, like, all agreed.
	We're like, we're going to stop wasting hundreds of dollars and spending so much time and trying to like, yeah, just waste so many resources trying to like feed into this propaganda.
	Don't you think, like, honestly, the world would be better?
	Life would be better.
	Oh, yeah.
	We can put more emphasis on like skincare and way better things for us.
	Real word.
	Word.
	Your makeup is only as good as your skincare.
	Let's get into skincare.
	But I mean, so.
	Who did it?
	I mean, my position is.
	It's like, so your suggestion is: well, it's fine if you want to just date women who don't wear makeup, who wear minimal makeup.
	And that's fine, but I'm actually trying to do something a little bit more powerful.
	And that's what I was asking.
	Because I'm actually trying to.
	How far do you want to change it?
	I'm trying.
	Well, okay.
	I mean, I'm obviously joking around because I'm not going to get, I don't suspect I'll get any political power in this life.
	But what I am trying to sort of argue, at least to the audience I do have, is I am trying to put a message out there.
	One, if there's any women watching, any woman at this page, or even women at this panel, there are plenty of men who will date you regardless of the paint that you put on your face.
	And I would actually argue the man who's more inclined to date you without makeup is probably a better bet long term than the guy who has a bit more of a hyper focus on your exterior.
	I mean, obviously, looks are important, right?
	But if a guy likes you without makeup, I mean, that's a better bet.
	He's more physically attracted to you.
	And yeah.
	Also, then we get into the like, okay, when does it become catfishing?
	When are you misrepresenting your physical appearance?
	I think every dating profile, you should have a picture, no filter, no makeup.
	Most women don't.
	That should be the standard then.
	Can I weigh in on this?
	Yeah, I agree with you.
	I was wearing fake eyelashes to get my like clear pass at like the airport.
	You know, it's kind of like, and it doesn't even recognize me just because I had on like fake eyelashes.
	And so I can only use my fingers.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I just think that's really funny.
	So if you're getting your clear pass picture, don't wear it.
	I just think.
	I think that one of the things when it comes to the catfishing argument is that by wearing makeup, you're kind of depriving men of making an informed decision about your true attractiveness.
	It's kind of like trying to think of an example.
	Like the guy who lied about his height, would you have gone on that first date with him?
	Had you.
	No.
	I would have never, because he would have never even showed up in my possible lashes because of height preferences.
	So he had a lie just for him to get to be on my radar.
	But objectively, I think, while you ended up in a relationship with him, I think objectively we can say that misrepresenting or lying about something like that is wrong.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, perhaps it worked out.
	He maybe fessed up to the lie.
	Well, he had to.
	He got out in the car and he wasn't taller than me.
	Well, he was taller than me, but not like as much as he should have been.
	I guess the functional equivalent here, because I don't even think a man, is a man's height equivalent to makeup?
	No.
	No.
	Like in terms of the differential it'll make in terms of attraction.
	I would say makeup is the functional equivalent of a man who works at McDonald's saying that he's a lawyer.
	But he's not.
	That's extreme.
	That's pretty extreme.
	Sandy agrees with me, right?
	That's mighty extreme.
	I'd say the male equivalent would be your facial hair because it could make you look 50 or 15.
	What?
	No?
	Nothing.
	I weigh in.
	So the guy at McDonald's saying he's a lawyer is just straight up delusional.
	Just straight up in la la land.
	And the girl who's catfishing you with her makeup, at least she's able to make it happen.
	At least she's able to give you that facade and illusion.
	What do you mean?
	I could rent a nice car and put on a suit and say...
	Not with a McDonald's, like, paycheck.
	You're not going to be able to rent all that.
	No, you could put on the facade.
	Actually, a lot of guys do this.
	They'll put on the facade that they're fucking ballers.
	They don't have to say they're a lawyer.
	But a lot of guys do this.
	I won't lie.
	I won't argue with you on that.
	No, you can argue.
	It's okay.
	It's okay to disagree.
	No, but men do that.
	So they do lie.
	There's such different intentions for why or why not.
	Like a guy who works at McDonald's could absolutely get a nice suit or something and rent a decent car for a day.
	For a date.
	Guys do that.
	I don't agree with it.
	I think it's wrong.
	But how would he get the second date?
	Would he have time to smash if he gets what he wants to do?
	What's that?
	I said, would he be able to save up enough for the second date in time to keep that lie going?
	I don't know about the logistics of getting into the semantics of it.
	He got the first one, so he's starting somewhere.
	But I think that would be the functional equivalent.
	So you want to just ban makeup.
	If I'm going to get 0% of the female vote.
	If I came into power, fuck the vote.
	I'm just going to do a coup d'état on.
	Do you know what a coup d'état is?
	I don't know what that is.
	You don't know the coup d'état?
	No.
	You basically violently overthrow the government.
	You basically, yeah.
	So, by the way, FBI, FBI, DHS, I'm kidding.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I'm going to be on the list now.
	I'm on the fucking list.
	I'm kidding.
	I have no intentions of doing a coup d'état.
	If I did, though, makeup for shit, banned.
	Fake titties, banned.
	BBL banned.
	There's like such way bigger issues, but okay.
	I'm in favor of it.
	There's way bigger issues to address.
	It's a pretty big one.
	Well, you know what, though?
	I'd rather be with a guy who prefers me without makeup than, like, he only wants to be with me if I have makeup on because then he doesn't really like how I look.
	He only prefers me with makeup.
	You guys ever seen somebody do that, like, that little, like, you know, that slight vomit thing?
	Like, what if he saw you without makeup?
	Yeah.
	He did the little gag.
	Can you do that again?
	Just keep doing it.
	Just keep doing it.
	I'm good.
	Clip that.
	I'll actually probably.
	Yeah.
	It's live.
	Word.
	Too late.
	I'm trying to think.
	Let me go through some of them.
	Yeah, go to Twitch.
	Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
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	Can somebody test out and see if a prime is working?
	I don't know.
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	Appreciate it.
	That should be fine.
	Okay.
	Thank you guys.
	Appreciate it.
	See how I stick on that?
	Now we have a chat here.
	Angelic, could I have you read this one that's about to come through?
	Jordan, what workouts does your gym provide?
	Pressing against the patriarchy, rep in your assistas, deadlift and delusions, your language policing, and coping is annoying to Rocky Peaks.
	Great stage name.
	Wait, who's rocking?
	What?
	Coping.
	What is he talking about?
	Thank you for the gifted substitute.
	Probably deadlifting.
	Thank you, Nutrition.
	Moving on.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you were sorry.
	I was waiting for you.
	I didn't answer the question.
	I was waiting for you to respond.
	All right.
	I answered in the same nature that it was asked.
	All right, so what I want to get into, before we get into our main topic of the show today, I want to ask, and I think an interesting thing me and Q can do, we'll tell you guys about our standards and boundaries and preferences, what we want in a girl, and you can tell us if you object to any.
	And that would make for an interesting conversation.
	Q, you go ahead.
	I got a list just like you do.
	You want to read it?
	I got to get it ready, so you go first.
	Oh, you got me.
	Well, I got a list too.
	Hold on, let me pull my shit up.
	All right, here it goes.
	Okay, any race is fine.
	Wait, what is he going to do?
	Oh, so okay.
	So here's what we're doing.
	You guys listen, be attentive.
	Me and Q, we're going to tell you what we're looking for in a girl, and you guys can be like, that's delusional.
	I disagree.
	You're a piece of shit.
	You're a misogynist.
	I could never.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Whatever.
	Whatever it is.
	Okay, so I'll start.
	And I've written it down to keep it simple and brief.
	Not brief, but you know.
	Any race is fine.
	Any race is fine.
	But slight preference for white women and Asian women.
	I'll date a Latina.
	I'll date a black girl.
	I'll date an in wait.
	Hold on.
	Wait, don't tell me.
	Hold on.
	An Aboriginal.
	I'll date an Aboriginal.
	I'll date.
	Do you think I'm Aboriginal?
	Do you think I'm Aboriginal?
	No, but you're from Australia.
	I'll date an Indian.
	I'll date.
	What are the other European?
	Arabic?
	Arabs?
	Middle Eastern?
	Middle Eastern.
	I'll date.
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	Jillian.
	The chat wants to know how you managed to get Jillian on the show.
	She is even wearing her fave yellow top.
	Jillian, curtains or any?
	Do you like flannel?
	Don't think too long or you hurt yourself.
	This is chartreuse, not yellow.
	Chartreuse?
	Chartreuse.
	Thank you for clarifying on that.
	We've all been wondering.
	I know.
	It's really good on my skin tone.
	Like what color?
	I don't wear clad.
	Let's see.
	What else?
	I think I already went over some of this stuff.
	Slight preference for short women, but I'll date a girl who's 5'2 ⁇ .
	I'll date a girl who's, or well, 6'5 ⁇ , I'll date a girl who's 4'7.
	Let's see.
	Natural body supremacist.
	We've also kind of talked about that.
	Obviously, we care about hygiene and grooming, but massive preference for no plastic surgery, no fake tits, no fake lips, no BBL, no lipo, no labia plasty, of course.
	And here, let me explain this a little bit to you guys.
	Because some of you think, well, Brian, would you prefer a girl with perfect fake tits or a girl who's flat?
	I'd prefer flat.
	I prefer flat over fake titties.
	I'd prefer a little belly over lipo belly.
	I prefer no ass or small ass over BBL.
	I'd prefer a small upper lip over lip fillers.
	You can basically take any woman with any of these procedures, however they were before.
	I prefer them as they were.
	Let's see, what else?
	No makeup already, minimal no makeup already talked about that.
	I like a girl who's done at least three years of cello.
	That's important.
	I'll accept viola or violin, but like it's preferably cello.
	Why?
	That's very cool.
	Do you have cello experience?
	No, I play the violin and guitar and you can like.
	But why cello specifically?
	Do you want to certainly bro?
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	She does play violin, though.
	Anyways, no, I'm kidding about that.
	I don't really care.
	What else?
	I'm not really, I'm not a boob guy.
	I'm not really an ass guy.
	I'm more of a labia guy.
	We already talked about that, though.
	Are they all physical?
	I'm starting with physical then.
	I'm starting with physical.
	Starting with physical.
	He's a guy.
	I mean, I prefer dark hair.
	Let's see, uh, uh, I like, Is this still.
	Is bowing?
	If she bows, is that part of physics?
	That's more personality, though.
	That's more like...
	Yeah, that's agreeableness.
	I'll get to that.
	That's agreeableness.
	And then, like, this might.
	I don't know if this is TMI.
	Like, those of you who are virgins, like, just earmuff really quick.
	Ear muff, please.
	Ear muff.
	Yeah.
	So I prefer a girl who.
	Actually, I shouldn't say that.
	I don't know.
	Never mind.
	Well, now you have to.
	They're already wrong.
	I don't even care about this, really.
	I just because it's funny.
	The ears are muffed to a bow.
	Go back.
	Say it.
	I like girls who.
	Say it.
	You know you want to.
	Come easily and have multiple.
	Doing it.
	Is it dawn?
	I don't know.
	Some of these girls, it's just too much work.
	My fucking, I get carpal tonal syndrome.
	Just my hands are all fucked up.
	Lock jaw.
	Maybe you have to try it.
	Hold on.
	I don't do that shit.
	Okay.
	Come on, be one of those like stress balls so you can like work your joints.
	I don't know, man.
	Anyways, okay.
	So, personality-wise, could you pull up the video, Nick?
	The bowing video?
	This will segue to the personality stuff.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	All right.
	Play that shit.
	Boom.
	Did you see that bow?
	Look at this.
	And look how attentive she is.
	Right?
	Waiting for me in my penthouse apartment.
	Attentive, doing my laundry.
	Dinner's ready.
	Running around.
	You know, she's getting me a beer.
	Stirring my noodles.
	She's very attentive.
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	Whatever Brian and Q lists for women, they should be shamed.
	Us men are in our soft guy era.
	Preferences, I have a career.
	Weigh under 125 pounds.
	Own their home.
	Car make seven figures yearly.
	Drizzle, Soft guy era.
	Soft guy summer.
	We up.
	Yo, beaten cheeks.
	Good to see you in the chat, man.
	It's been a while.
	Drizzle, drizzle, dude.
	Play the bow really quick one more time.
	Boom.
	She's got to be down to bow.
	Like, first date.
	Just hit me with a bow.
	Not for McDonald's.
	Yeah.
	Put in some effort.
	And then we'll talk.
	So, yeah, she's got to be willing to bow.
	Let's see what else.
	Personality.
	Okay, here we go.
	I'll just blast the personality.
	Moderate preference for introverted women, quiet, calm, soft-spoken, slightly endearingly awkward is cool, I guess.
	A little bit shy, a little bit nerdy.
	And actually, once like a shy, introverted person gets comfortable around you, their personality does tend to blossom.
	Modesty is huge, both in personality and appearance.
	I don't like big egos, super vain, diva shit.
	Brings me peace, doesn't quarrel, doesn't party, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't go to bars or clubs.
	Low body count, no current or past promiscuity, undivided romantic and sexual attention.
	The earlier the better.
	I wrote down has a praise kink.
	I don't know, okay.
	A girl who helps me in my mission, someone who's attentive, and really the big thing, though, is if you're just down to like non-stop back scratches and massages, boom, you got me.
	Easy, easy.
	And that's pretty much it.
	Any objections there?
	The bowing is crazy, Brian.
	Is it?
	Why?
	Tell me why.
	Why do you want somebody to bow so badly?
	What do you mean?
	Because I know it's going to come back to the topic of submission.
	Wait, speak straight into the mic, but go ahead.
	I know it's going to come back to the topic of submission.
	Sure.
	And that is submission comes straight from the Bible.
	The Bible.
	I wouldn't look at this from a religious perspective.
	I would look at this from a secular perspective.
	But then where do you get submission from?
	Yeah, that's in nature.
	Submission is in nature.
	Yeah.
	Where?
	Where in nature?
	In men million species.
	You don't think that there's submissive atheist women?
	I'm sure there is, but I think it is in more times than not very harmful because it's coming from a very, very selfish, prideful, and just like across the board.
	Wait, what?
	On the woman's part or the man's part?
	On the man's part.
	To desire a submissive woman?
	To a woman bowing for you is harmful submission.
	Submission should be.
	Articulate how it's harmful.
	It's prideful on the man's part.
	How is it prideful?
	It's selfish.
	How is it selfish?
	Why do you want her to bow for you?
	First, explain to me, answer my question first.
	How is it harmful?
	Or what was the other word you used?
	Harmful or did you not?
	Selfish.
	It's prideful.
	Selfish.
	How is it selfish on the man's part?
	How is it harmful to the woman?
	Because are you thinking about her experience or are you thinking about your experience?
	I don't really understand your argument, but how is it harmful?
	Because that's not going to be, it's not loving.
	How is it not loving?
	Because you're considering only your experience and it's feeding your ego.
	Having somebody bow for you.
	How do you feel at all?
	Can I ask something?
	It sure would.
	It for sure would, Brian.
	Having somebody bow for you would not feed your ego and make you feel more powerful.
	It wouldn't make me feel more powerful.
	Just make you feel respected.
	But how is it?
	Okay, so let's remove my side from this.
	How is it harmful to the woman?
	Articulate that.
	Because it's this.
	No, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Make your argument, please.
	Let me think.
	It's like a weird power dynamic that I'm all for.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Do you want a guy to open the car door for you?
	On the date?
	Yeah.
	Wow, that's really harmful to the man.
	That's a weird power dynamic that you want, that you insist a man open a car door for you when you have agency and you have the strength to open a car door.
	Articulate to me why you want a man to open the car door for you because it goes back further than just like cars are a recent invention of modernity.
	They've been around for like 100 years.
	Goes back to when, the caveman days?
	Well, obviously not.
	Okay, so there's no evolutionary basis for a woman desiring a man to open the car door.
	So explain to me why women.
	When it did originate for like safety reasons, protecting the woman.
	No, I actually do.
	She's going to blow out her shoulder opening a car door?
	Don't think so.
	Don't think so.
	Do you know the history of chivalry?
	Some.
	Some?
	To basically woo a woman that you couldn't get that wasn't attracted to you.
	So you basically tried to make her attracted to you by being subservient.
	I think that's very sexy.
	Very sexy.
	No, that's the actual history from France, the chivalrous knights.
	Yeah, but like if we went back biblically, people would love on others to show other people that they can experience God's love.
	Yeah, but biblically, that's not, we're talking about where we actually know it originated, historically.
	Like where you can date it back to.
	It was the chivalrous knights of France.
	That's where being.
	That's where we that's that's where that's where the cut.
	That's where no, the concept of chivalry, like wooing a woman, like trying to impress a woman, doing those kind of things.
	It dates back to, I believe, 15th century France.
	It might be a little earlier than that.
	Somewhere between the 12th and the 16th century.
	France.
	Chivalrous knights.
	Okay, but I don't think women ever like demanded a man open a car door for them.
	No, that's just a form of chivalry and it all ties back into just trying to impress a woman.
	You're trying to be impressive to the woman.
	Yeah.
	You're trying to basically pedestalize her.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So that's what opening a car door would be in a sense.
	It's like, Your Majesty, my queen.
	Wait, so again, though, how is it harmful to the woman for her to do a bow?
	Because it.
	You're only thinking about yourself.
	That's not the ground.
	I'm not saying it's going to like cause physical harm to her, but in the relationship, that's not going to be very hard to do.
	Nick, I can't see her, so you have to be looking out for this.
	Go ahead.
	Sorry, I keep looking at you.
	That's fine.
	But it's not going to cause a healthy relationship when you're only thinking about your experience and how you can be served instead of trying to consider her experience.
	Okay, I have a couple questions.
	And when both people do that, probably, do you know what?
	She might end up bowing for you.
	But when you're like, okay, I need to be bowed for, and like, I'm only, I'm not going to think about how I can, you know, bring love into this person's life.
	I'm just going to think about how she can make me feel better and better.
	That's not going to be grounds for a healthy relationship.
	So you think that if a woman were to bow in a relationship, it would just be absolutely catastrophic and it would just lead to the demise of the relationship just on virtue of her bowing and the man wanting her to bow?
	I don't think it would be catastrophic, but I do think that having that is like an ideal for looking for relationships is like honestly so unlike it's not good.
	I don't think it's healthy.
	I think it's just very healthy in a relationship.
	I'll ask both of you this time.
	If you're a woman to bow to a guy, that's doing too much.
	It's unhealthy.
	Okay, so what labor, like is it, is it physically laborious?
	Is it grueling to do that?
	I just feel like it's a slippery slope.
	Like you might ask her to bow for you, but then like what's next?
	What else are you going to be asking her to do that kind of just like lowers her ranking in the relationship?
	It doesn't lower her rank.
	It's degrading.
	It's a little bit degrading.
	No, it actually elevates her.
	No.
	What do you got, Amy?
	If she's bowing to you, would you bow back to her?
	That's what my original question was going to be.
	Like, is this actually a fetish kink or is this about submissive nature?
	It's funny how upset they get about the bow thing.
	So here's what's interesting.
	I think you will find that upset about that.
	Really quick, just really quick question for you.
	Do you object?
	Obviously, you recognize there are cultures where bowing is more typical.
	Do you object to the bow in those cultures?
	What cultures?
	Like Asian cultures, for example.
	Like Japan.
	I don't know if they bow to their husbands.
	I don't know the specifics of it.
	Bowing is more common.
	Well, no, because I think that's a totally different context.
	They're not.
	Okay, sure.
	So we'll remove that from the equation if you don't object to it in that context.
	It's cultural appropriation, though.
	Bow is a sign sort of respect our elders.
	We don't bow to our spouses.
	No, like I don't get it.
	Like my nephews and nieces bow to me.
	You're Vietnamese, though, right?
	I'm Chinese-Vietnamese, yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, I don't know the specifics of the various, you know, the cultures, the cultural specifics of each individual country.
	I know there are vast differences between Vietnam, Korea, Japan, China, Thailand, Mongolia, Laos, Indonesia.
	I don't know.
	There's plenty of Asian countries.
	They all have different cultures.
	So, yeah.
	If you take it out of the world, I'm not making an argument of like, I'm doing this because I of Asian cultures.
	No, this is just like some white boy shit.
	But you won't answer why.
	Why do you want her to bow?
	Because I want it.
	Do I need any other reasons?
	Yes.
	Well, one, okay, one, because it's submissive.
	One, because it's submissive.
	It's sort of a determination of her willingness to be submissive.
	But be playful.
	It's not like some dark, twisted, demented thing.
	For me, how is it dark?
	Articulate.
	Like, you can't just throw it out and not have a reason for it.
	How is it dark?
	Can I chime in?
	Let me.
	No, no, no.
	I just don't know how you can just stand there and watch somebody bow to you and not feel like, God, stop that.
	Just stand up.
	That's because, hold on.
	Stop that.
	But you're viewing it through the female lens.
	You desire to know.
	You want to know something funny?
	What you have to do is.
	After that night, after that night, well, the first night that I did the podcast and you showed the bowing video, I told my husband about it, and then we were acting it out together.
	And I bowed to him, and he felt so weird.
	And he was like, don't ever do that again.
	And I was like, I was like, how does it make you feel when I bow to you?
	He goes, he was like, I can't even describe it.
	It's like, I just don't want you to do it.
	I feel weird about myself if you bow to me.
	Before you did the bow, did you have a five-minute conversation about how you feel?
	Like, you told him that you think it's weird.
	And that, no, you just literally and you set up this totally inorganic bowing thing.
	One, he doesn't desire the bow.
	Two, you have opposition to the bow.
	So of course it was going to come off weird in that scenario.
	I've had women who've come on the show who said, hey, Brian, I just hit the bow to my man just because I've seen it.
	And the husband liked it.
	That is not something that women are naturally going to want to do.
	So you can give your circumstantial thing.
	I can just give you an opposite scenario where we had a woman who was on who said she hit the bow and the husband loved it.
	Cool.
	You probably freaked your husband out because you know you're not even like that.
	He probably was like, what the fuck?
	But hold on.
	I am very submissive, though.
	I'm very submissive, but that was just taking it apart.
	So I actually like kind of give the bow as much seriousness as like you're wanting back scratches.
	It's like I don't see the need to give the bow.
	I'll bow, sure.
	My husband actually asked like when he comes home from work that I meet him at the door and give him a kiss hello.
	Like that's not very far away.
	Oh, sorry.
	But yeah, that's not very far away from like the bow, but it's not like giving it so much power to compromise myself.
	My husband just said he wanted this because it excuse me.
	And he wants to feel loved by me, so I don't see.
	A couple questions here.
	So just going back to you.
	You want to get married?
	Yeah.
	One day?
	I assume, I mean, women have different views on this, but do you want, are you fine with your husband paying for like a $100 ring?
	Are you fine with that?
	Or would you want him to spend a bit more?
	No, I would be fine with that.
	You'd be fine with that?
	Yeah.
	Going around the table?
	You're married.
	How much did your husband spend on the ring?
	Never told me.
	Never told me.
	Never asked.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I didn't think it matters.
	Don't care?
	Okay.
	Absolutely not.
	Don't care?
	No.
	I care.
	Okay, how much should a man, I've heard something like three months salary.
	That's what I've heard.
	Sure.
	So you'd want a man to pay.
	Okay, three months' salary.
	What about you?
	How much did your husband pay for his wedding ring?
	Wait, can I have an example of what three months?
	What's the salary is?
	Because I don't know USD conversion.
	I mean, people make different salaries.
	Yeah, so like, that's what I'm saying.
	Like, what if it's a McDonald's worker with a three-month salary versus someone like the Syndical Oyo?
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Okay, I want to know.
	I'm going to have a six-carat ring minimum.
	Oh, my God.
	So how much does that cost?
	I don't know.
	Could be anywhere from like 60 to 80K, depending on the diamond vendor.
	Could be anywhere from like 60 to 80K, depending on the diamond vendor.
	If you're getting one that was lab created, or if you're getting one that was sourced from Africa.
	Wow!
	I don't think I ever asked.
	Wait, I have to say that.
	Chose the ring.
	Can I ask you something?
	Chose the ring.
	I don't know jack shit about rings.
	I don't know if it looks like a pricey one.
	What about you?
	Pricey?
	I mean, I don't think it really matters, but I also don't think you should be getting married if you're not at a point in your life where you can financially like a different thing.
	It has to do with the cost and how much you're spending.
	Like, if you're able to pay for it.
	Yeah, three months' salary.
	I think that's what's they don't agree with it, but what about you?
	Well, it at least has to be the ring I want.
	It has to be the ring you want?
	Yeah.
	Is your ring that you want going to be worth $100?
	Probably not.
	Oh, okay.
	I picked out my ring.
	I don't, it doesn't matter.
	Yeah, I don't really mind.
	Okay.
	So going around once more on this.
	I mean, just show of hands.
	Who here wants to be married?
	Get married?
	Everybody?
	Okay.
	Already.
	Now, do you want the guy, just show of hands, do you want the guy to propose to you?
	Is that everybody?
	Hands and eye pleases.
	So starting with you, do you want your husband to do the get down on one knee thing?
	To propose to you?
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Or did your husband do that?
	Yeah, he did.
	What about you?
	Yes.
	Yes, he did.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	So hold on here just a second.
	I would argue that kneeling is a bitchier move than bowing.
	In addition to that, you also want your husband to spend money on a ring.
	Now, some of you seemed a bit modest in terms of how much you want him to spend, but you want him to get down on one knee and essentially beg, quivering, begging for your hand, like a quivering, begging dog.
	Why is it okay for women to say, I want a man to get down on one knee?
	And I would argue kneeling is more pathetic, pathetic.
	I don't view bowing as pathetic, but whatever.
	If your thing is, oh, it's so pathetic for a woman to bow, why is it not objectionable then for a man to do that?
	I think if he wants me to bow to him, he can get down on one knee.
	Honestly, bowing, you're looking down, kneeling, you're looking up.
	That's a very to be lower, that's way more submissive.
	You have to do it one time.
	One time in your life.
	Sure.
	That is it.
	In addition to that, if the man's breadwinner, he's essentially getting down on one knee.
	Right.
	If the man's the breadwinner, he's also not just getting down on one knee.
	He's not just saying, I want to be with you forever.
	He also says, in the event that you ever change your mind, you're going to financially destroy me.
	That's also what that means.
	How about that?
	Sorry.
	Checkmate.
	Anyway.
	Can I just say something?
	I think it's based off what everyone wants.
	Like, I know you're for no bowing, but I feel like in the video, it's showing that the man is coming home from like a hard days of work and she's been at home preparing for him.
	And basically, I feel like the bow is showing like a sign of thank you because he's basically the one, I'm assuming, paying for the house, paying for the food that she used to cook for him.
	I feel like a bowing is a very not everyone has to do it, of course.
	Like, I mean, it's based off communication with you and your partner.
	Like, Brian, I don't think you should assume that your first date someone will bow to you unless you openly say, please bow to me.
	I mean, like, I don't know if they'll swipe or whatever that works, but I feel like it's based off like the relationship you have with your partner.
	If that person is working hard day in, day out, not saying that you're not at home, but that's like a small factor that can like help them maybe wanting to come home.
	Maybe it'll give them a feeling that they feel a sense of like reward, that they've basically they took care of you in aspect.
	Like it's like a like they said, dominant, like the dominant versus submissive type of stuff.
	I feel like if you have really, really, really earned that bow, then sure.
	Yeah, I don't even think that.
	Oh, yeah.
	To make dominance.
	You don't need to pursue that that is bizarre.
	Pursuing what?
	Somebody that's going to bow for you.
	If that came out.
	What if I told you that, for example, if a woman's initiating with me and she watches the show, would you object to, under those circumstances, object to me wanting a bow?
	Because every single girl here at the table, for a guy you like, you'll do way more than a fucking bow.
	Trust me.
	I would bow my guy if you like.
	You do way more than a fucking bow for a guy you really like.
	That's facts.
	But I would expect you to do that.
	I ain't dealing with these chicks on dating apps who are dating five, five, three guys at the same time.
	They're fucking two other dudes.
	I ain't dealing with those chicks.
	Maybe that's how y'all move.
	I don't deal with those kind of girls.
	That's facts.
	I'm dealing with a girl who's only interested in me.
	Grid one Motorsports donated $200.
	B.
	I used to bow to people all the time.
	Right before they threw me all over the mat and kicked my ass like it was their job.
	It is a sign of respect.
	It is not earned.
	It just is.
	These girls are broke.
	Yo, grid one, good to see you in the chat, bro.
	Wait, what?
	Right before they threw?
	I used to bow to people all the time?
	You think he's talking about his karate teacher or something?
	Oh, oh, you know what's crazy, Grid One?
	Me and him, we took like an Aikido class.
	This guy's a fucking Aikido black belt.
	Gosh.
	He's got that fucking Aikido.
	I thought Akido was a stick.
	Okay.
	I think it's Aikido.
	What's the thing that, uh, oh, what's that guy?
	Who's the chat?
	Who's the guy who does Aikido?
	What's his fucking name?
	The famous actor guy.
	What's his name?
	Who did Aikido?
	Nickelodeon Denison.
	Stevenson.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Please don't let the autist read more comments.
	The girls can't vote, but men have to open doors, pay for dates, fill the gas for you, take the bullet.
	P.S. Rocky Peaks is the stripper in Chartreuse smile.
	Dude, Nickelodeon, good to see you in the chat, man.
	Well put.
	Very much appreciated.
	Well, you have all these gender expectations of what a man ought to do, but like a bow is pretty benign.
	Speaking of which, I'll save the bullet conversation for later.
	But the big argument we had last show is: so you want a man to take a bullet for you, but you want a man to literally die for you.
	I know some of you said, oh, if the green room.
	I don't want my man to die, period.
	Right, but if in this hypothetical scenario where one of you has to take a bullet, I mean, for example, you said you prefer the guy to, you'd want the guy to die for you.
	Well, I didn't ask you the bullet question.
	You did the Grim Reaper question.
	So that's where you have the, it's pretty much the same, but.
	But you want men to be what, like in some self-defense scenario, you would want a man to literally protect you to the point of he's would put his life on the line in order to protect you in a self-defense scenario.
	But y'all won't bow?
	That's crazy, son.
	I think ultimately though.
	Crazy, son.
	When you put it into perspective like that, it makes complete sense.
	Well, he's great at putting things in those kinds of perspectives.
	But let's just say this.
	But I still don't.
	It gives you a lot of fun.
	If my husband was like, I don't like it.
	I would really appreciate it if you would bow to me.
	My husband is Asian, by the way.
	W.
	So it wouldn't be like totally.
	What's his name?
	His name is Wisdom.
	Wait, that's his.
	That's his name.
	His name was.
	His name was Wisdom.
	His name is Wisdom.
	Oh, is.
	I heard a was.
	Is.
	W's in the chat for wisdom.
	Good for him.
	Yeah.
	Good for him.
	But if he asked me if he was like, honey, like, I really want you to bow to me, like, it might hit me as like, it might throw me off a little bit at first, but, like, I wouldn't be opposed to it because, like, honestly, I put his needs above my own.
	There you go.
	So I would do it.
	Cool.
	I just, I mean, I think that's definitely a hot take.
	Angelic, what you got?
	I think, like, love at the end of the day is selfless and unconditional.
	I think we can all agree here that when we're in love with someone, we would go extreme lengths for that person.
	So it's like right here in this table, we may be like, oh my gosh, like, oh, that's crazy.
	But if someone we're in love with asked us to do that, we probably would do that.
	And like he said, way more.
	Love makes you do crazy things.
	It does.
	I want the praise kink to be reciprocal.
	So if he expects me to bow, then yeah, I want my car door open.
	And then I have no problem bowing.
	But if there's not that reciprocity, then like.
	Because I think like the bow is it like historically is coming from a place of like you're bowing to somebody who is not your equal, who is like kind of above you.
	And in a partnership, in a relationship, you are to treat each other as equals.
	Hold on.
	Since when have women ever wanted their equal?
	You think women?
	We are created equally.
	Okay, equal in life value.
	But do you think women actually want their equal?
	Can you elaborate a little bit?
	Well, that's the case.
	I'm not saying this is the case for all women, but women typically want, for example, a guy who's more charismatic than them, a guy who's more interesting than them, a guy who's more entertaining than them, a guy who makes more money than them.
	So we're not equal.
	A guy who's more competent across domains.
	Who's more confident than they are?
	Well, yes, but I wouldn't say that like he's more valuable than me.
	Well, and I think when you bow different values, like she was saying, like, you know, like in Asian culture, you bow to your grandparents and things like that.
	It's like, I wouldn't see my husband as that.
	Like, I would see him as like, we are an equal, but like, yeah, I, I don't want to live my life without him.
	Like, I do definitely, um, yes, well, there's a lot of value in his life, but I don't see as like he's, he's more than me, or he deserves more than me.
	Like, I think we kind of reciprocate each other, and there's an ebb and flow, right?
	But so, in terms, in terms of obviously, like, your value as a human being, yes, men and women are equal, and that's why I think the bowing is an obstruction on that.
	Okay, do you want a guy to pay for a first date?
	Um, the first one, you've answered this question before.
	I'm almost confident.
	I'm very confident you said yes.
	Okay, that's not very equal.
	I would, especially because he's asking me to go on the date, so he's have you ever asked a guy out on a date?
	No, interesting how that works out.
	So, not really.
	Well, hold on.
	If men de facto have to be the initiators because women refuse to initiate ever, then you're then, of course, men by men have to be the initiators then.
	If women refuse to initiate or do so so infrequently that the man would be would never find a woman if he didn't initiate, then yes, it's in your nature to pursue women.
	Oh, so we're not equal then?
	No, I'm saying it's in your nature to pursue women.
	We have things in our nature too.
	But wouldn't a battle, in a sense, be a mark of reciprocity in terms of how men are naturally the ones who typically fund a relationship.
	They're typically the ones who put in more effort into getting you.
	I think that's fair.
	Especially if he's the breadwinner, he pays the bills, he's taking care of you, he's willing to risk his life for you.
	A bow would simply be a gesture of appreciation.
	I think that's super cool.
	Today's economy, that's not always the case.
	I mean, it still is the majority of the time, though.
	We ain't saying always.
	Sure, but like I said, the reason I think it's a slippery slope is because the bowing, like what more is he gonna want?
	That's gonna make me feel a little bit degraded.
	You know, like, does it stop at the bowing?
	Wait, isn't this slippery slope a fallacy?
	It's a fallacy.
	Yeah, it's definitely a fallacy.
	Yeah, it's a fallacy.
	Logical fallacy.
	Okay.
	So, listen, you can date a girl who's going to bow for you.
	I'm sure she's going to, she'll do it if she wants to do it.
	But hold on, I'll actually be a standard.
	I'll actually just engage you on the slippery slope thing.
	Okay, so do you think I have like these devious, like I'm some 50 shades of gray thing?
	I'm actually pretty vanilla, to be honest.
	I mean, I actually don't particularly like super rough sex.
	I prefer gentle sex.
	I'm just being super honest right now.
	Don't have any like super crazy kinks.
	I don't want to beat you up in bed.
	Y'all are actually the women that want to be choked and slapped around and shit, which I don't want to do.
	So, yeah.
	Okay.
	What?
	Maybe she's like, I'll bow for you, but you have to take a bullet for me.
	Slippery slope.
	Who are the women who are buying 50 Shades of Gray is like the best-selling fucking book?
	It's y'all who are all twisted and demented in the head.
	Sorry, I got loud there.
	Wow.
	It was one of the most popular books ever.
	Y'all are the ones with like demented and twisted sexual fantasies and fetishes.
	Don't get me wrong.
	There are guys who are out there who want to, who are, What's it called?
	Can I try it?
	No, it's mediism.
	Sadists.
	There are absolutely men out there that are sadists, but a guy.
	A bow is very benign, and I don't think that would be indicative of him like he wants to abuse you sexually.
	Like, that's crazy.
	I don't think a bow is benign.
	How is it not benign?
	I just, like I said, like.
	It just intuitively feels demeaning to them.
	It really does.
	And I think most women would agree with that.
	But it's not.
	It feels like that.
	I know, but it's not.
	Or you got the feminist mind virus.
	Don't call me a feminist because I am not a feminist.
	If you weren't a feminist, you wouldn't object to the bow.
	No.
	What?
	Can I say that?
	That's such a blanket statement.
	If this, then this.
	No, that's not what I'm saying.
	I'm just saying, like, you can choose to have that.
	You can choose to be attracted to that.
	I'll let you work through that.
	I don't know what you're going through, but you can work through that.
	Why is it that women tend to always, like, when a man has a preference, standard, or boundary, they want to pathologize it?
	It's always like, you want to shame, what's that sign?
	Shame, insult, guilt.
	And then what's the fucking end stand for?
	Sign?
	Anyone in the chat? Need to be right.
	Need to be right.
	Like, women can desire.
	It's actually funny.
	If a man desires a submissive woman, oh, predatory.
	But if a woman wants a dominant man, well, that's normal.
	You go, girl.
	You get your dominant man.
	Why is it that women can desire all these things in men?
	No qualms.
	But if men desire anything in women, it's always like...
	Because they think a man is trying to take advantage of them.
	And I think that's extremely bad faith.
	That's basically what it boils down to.
	You dating a guy, a guy wants a submissive woman.
	A guy wants a woman who does X, Y, Z for him.
	You think he's trying to take advantage of you and he's trying to somehow demean you, and that's not the case.
	I really hate that mentality in women.
	Why would you think a man is trying to take advantage of you?
	Yeah, there are guys who take advantage of women, but that's not what the average man who's dating a woman is trying to do.
	I don't think he's saying that in terms of like wanting to take advantage.
	And I didn't go there in my head.
	What I was more so thinking of is like, it feels like it's leading into a little bit of a power trip.
	Is that not taking advantage?
	Where would it stop?
	Like, where, like, there has to be a clear indicator of like, where does this stop?
	Okay, so here, why don't you just tell us what's the step?
	What particularly is the slippery slope?
	What is the next step and the next step and the next step?
	Like, I don't know.
	Do you want me to like wash your feet?
	Do you want me to like, I don't know.
	That's a slippery slope.
	I mean, let's, here, let's just, let's even just assume, yes, I want a girl to wash my feet.
	Would there really like, can you actually make an argument for why that would be wrong?
	And she's fine with it?
	Like I said, if there's a girl out there, a woman out there who's fine with it, then that's fine.
	I'm just saying it shouldn't be a standard.
	It should not be like a regular standard.
	Well, men are welcome to have whatever standard they want.
	Realize that 99.99% of the men in the United States don't want the bow.
	I'm probably like, there's three dudes.
	It's me, Q, and Nick back there.
	That's it, actually.
	We're the only men in the United States who want the bow.
	And that's fine.
	You can keep it between you three.
	Oh, I'm keeping it between me and the entire world on this podcast.
	Okay.
	Going around the table.
	Very well.
	Going around the table.
	Do you want a guy to pay for the first date?
	If he's inviting me out, if I ask, I do typically make the first move.
	So, if I am asking a guy out, I don't mind paying.
	Well, more often than not, are you asking or is the guy asking?
	I have only gone on one date in my entire life, but I approached the man first always.
	Okay.
	I would prefer him to pay, yes.
	I think whoever asks should pay.
	And I have asked when I have paid, but they've also asked me.
	But more often than not, is it the guy who's asking or is it you who's asking?
	I think it's equal.
	Equal?
	Yeah, for me.
	Well, of the men you say yes to, like, because certainly there's men who ask you out who you reject, right?
	Yeah.
	Like, have like if you had a, I mean, I'm sure you're on dating apps, guys sliding into your DMs, I'm sure you've turned down hundreds of men, probably.
	When you're making the first move, have you ever been rejected?
	Like, of the times you asked a guy for the first date, have you ever been rejected?
	Can't think of any right now.
	I'm gonna, so I'm gonna take that as a no.
	You've never been rejected.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I think they should pay.
	The guy should pay?
	They should pay.
	He's gonna pay.
	I think because of my culture, I would like want to pay.
	Like, I feel like I would want him to pay, but how would you?
	Which culture?
	Because I'm Turkish, like early some background.
	It's like we always pay.
	Like, I will have to push my partner around to pay type of vibe.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	All right.
	I feel like I struggle not to pay.
	I don't know where that comes from, but like deep down, I would like to see that he's serious about me and wants.
	Sure.
	A couple other questions here.
	Who here has ever had a one-night stand?
	Or, hold on.
	Has like hooked up with somebody the first time you met them?
	Show of hands.
	Cue.
	You ever had a one-night stand?
	There you go.
	Come on.
	Okay, so what's interesting to me is women will object to this bow thing.
	Not all women.
	Not all women object to the bow.
	Not all women will do what I'm about to say they do.
	A girl will let a guy hit it raw, blast inside of you, come all over your face during a one-night stand.
	No.
	But you draw the line.
	No.
	You draw the line at me wanting a girl to bow.
	I didn't get the analogy right.
	What?
	This was an extreme example, and I'm just going to do that.
	You don't think girls.
	That's not my experience with one-night stands.
	Well, okay, that's fine.
	You had the one-night stand.
	You let a guy hit first night.
	Maybe I'm trying to hit him.
	What?
	That's fine.
	I'm not making it with what?
	I'm not making it into that, but it's like, okay, you're willing to let a guy penetrate you, but you draw the line at a totally benign, innocent, even playful, cute, endearing bow.
	No, I wouldn't.
	No, I'm not saying you, but I'm saying, like, most of you probably wouldn't, like, really have, as heavily, as heavily as you object to the bow, most of you wouldn't heavily object to any woman who was inclined to sleep with somebody the same night that they met them.
	You'd probably be like, well, maybe I wouldn't personally, I personally might not do that, but you know, you're sexually liberated.
	You can go do that.
	Like I said, you can, you can.
	But why?
	It's crazy to me.
	You will let a guy hit on the first night.
	You'll let a guy blast all over your face.
	But you won't bow.
	That's what's crazy to me.
	But you're only thinking of your experience with that.
	That's where it comes back to.
	It's selfish in the other.
	What's more selfish?
	Me wanting to blast all over a girl's face or her bowing for me.
	That's why I'm with that.
	There's better places to put it.
	I don't agree with that necessarily, but she's obviously consenting and getting something out of that.
	The one-night stand girl would not bow for you.
	Maybe the wife material would bow for you if it came up in conversation and you really wanted it.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so if a girl watches, I'm trying to think how to explain this.
	Bam.
	Like I said, I would do it for my husband.
	I would not do it for somebody who doesn't deserve it.
	It's just vulgarity.
	You did that.
	Earmuffs for the two virtuals.
	I did.
	I bowed to him.
	Excuse the vulgarity.
	I'm just trying to articulate a point.
	I'm trying to articulate a point.
	It's like, y'all let it, you'll let, you'll let a dude come on your face, but you, you object to the bow thing.
	Oh, my God.
	He's trying to find every different way to say it.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying.
	Can I say something?
	Also, really quick, I'll let you come in in just a second.
	Like comparing the bow to like the man kneeling for the proposal for marriage.
	Once in your life, yep.
	I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
	What?
	What?
	Okay, go ahead.
	I don't think the bow is like, I don't think it's so deep.
	I think it's just like a respect thing.
	I don't think it's that deep.
	It's not that deep.
	Thank you.
	That's a perfect way to put it.
	I don't think it's that deep.
	I could have just saved us 30 minutes.
	It ain't that deep.
	That's my answer.
	But if it ain't that deep, why is it on your requirements list for choosing a partner?
	Oh, it's something I want.
	Look, truth be told, if a girl was like, I feel sad about this, I don't know.
	It just like rubs me the wrong way.
	Would you be like, eh, bye.
	But she had every other quality.
	I don't think it's a deal breaker.
	But like, I just feel like one, most women that I would pursue, they would do that shit.
	I don't know.
	I haven't encountered a girl who's like, no, I'm a feminist.
	But you're literally not feminist at all.
	I'm a feminist.
	It's super feminist, bruv.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I think you'll have to really enabling them.
	Wait, hold on.
	No, honestly, it's enabling, selfish, egotistical, like self-serving behavior.
	But isn't it self-serving an enabling behavior for a woman to demand a man pay for a first date and to open the car door and to be chivalrous and to get down on one knee?
	I don't think women started that.
	Men do that for themselves.
	Like, men love that.
	Women love bowing.
	They fucking love to bow.
	They do.
	They love it.
	It puts them into their natural feminine.
	It puts them into their femininity.
	Trust me, ladies, try the fucking bow.
	You'll be like, woo, I like this shit.
	God damn, I tapped into something I didn't know was there.
	I've been so masculine for these 20 plus years.
	I've been masculine.
	No, men started listening to the caffeine is kicking in.
	Okay, men started protecting and providing forever.
	They've been doing that because they like to.
	It wasn't like one day a woman was like, I need you to do this.
	Wait, hold on.
	Women are sexual selectors.
	So if guys weren't like up to the up to par, women would reject them romantically and sexually.
	So it's like, it's like it takes to detangle.
	No, men did not just, they haven't been oppressed and felt like they needed to do that.
	Hold on, men haven't been oppressed all, and we can get into that.
	But hold on.
	It's not very good.
	You're interrupting me.
	Let me just make, let me make a quick point.
	He does.
	Okay, say your point.
	No, hold on.
	Men do that because they want to.
	And women will do very selfless acts because they want to, maybe bow even.
	But when you operate from a place of this is how I want to be served, all I'm thinking about is how I can be served and my experience and how other people will benefit me.
	To engage in that is enabling and honestly enabling what?
	It's enabling self-defense.
	Enabling what you behave.
	It is such a sweeter feeling if a woman just does those kinds of submissive things without you asking.
	Oh, they do that.
	It probably makes you feel so good.
	Yeah, I believe that.
	But like, yes, I don't want to teach you.
	If a woman just like bowed to you, okay, like you're in a relationship, and she just like bowed to you.
	You never brought it up in conversation.
	Like, I bet you that would feel so much better than you having to ask her and she's maybe just doing it because you asked her to do it rather than her wanting to do it.
	Well, one, bowing is just not really commonplace in the West, but yeah, I mean, I want a girl to just get it in the same way that y'all want men to just get it when it comes to, you don't want to teach a man how to talk to you.
	You don't want to teach a man how to be confident.
	You don't want to, you certainly don't want to teach a man how to fuck you.
	You want a man to just know how to fuck you.
	To bring it into.
	Sorry, earmuffs for the two virgins here.
	Okay.
	In a marriage, like you naturally take on those roles that are, it's unspoken.
	You just do it out of love, and the right person brings that out of you.
	Like, it's not like we sit down, have a conversation.
	I can teach a woman, though.
	I'll teach her how to be submissive.
	Sure.
	I'll teach her how to be submissive.
	You shouldn't have to teach her.
	How is that natural?
	It's enabling, though.
	Because it's just not loving behavior.
	It's not something that's not a norm.
	Wait, the bow or the man wanting the bow is not loving.
	The man requiring the bow.
	Canada, dude.
	Canada is cooked.
	Honestly, real.
	Honestly, real.
	I don't know how else I'm supposed to make my argument if you're just a fan of the world.
	I don't think you can.
	It's just selfish behavior.
	And it doesn't go very far when we.
	Let me ask you a question.
	What do you want men to do for you?
	Nothing?
	You have no expectations whatsoever?
	No, I think when a man is rooted in the same values that I have, they will want my experience to be better.
	They will be considering my experience.
	What denomination?
	Like non-denom.
	Non-denom.
	Evangelical-ish.
	Do you think women can be clergy?
	What is clergy?
	That's not.
	It's like pastor.
	Do you think a woman can be a priest or a pastor?
	I'm just trying to understand.
	I'm not making an argument.
	I'm just trying to understand your Christian worldview.
	I think they could.
	I don't necessarily know if they should.
	I mean, are your Christian values really that strong if you're basically, I mean, that's basically a heresy.
	But keep in mind, I'm not even particularly good, I'm not even religious, but my understanding of the Christian doctrine is that women are not allowed to be clergy.
	So you're basically, you're like kind of treating Christianity like a buffet.
	No, definitely not.
	Well, you said you're non-denominational.
	Yeah.
	So it's like you're just go off.
	It's a heresy.
	How?
	It's heretical.
	Look, I'm not saying I agree with it or disagree with it, but if this could be applicable to, if it was the case in Islam, for example.
	But if in the Christian faith it says that women are not allowed to be priests or clergy, whatever it is, but you're saying yes, they can, how are you not a heretic?
	I said I'm sure they could, but I don't think they should.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, that is exactly what I said.
	Okay, but so your worldview on dating is a Christian worldview.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, I mean, do you believe, for example, under Christian worldview that it goes something like this: Jesus, husband, wife.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then children under, correct?
	I guess, yeah.
	Well, that is that your view.
	Nick, can you pull up that umbrella thing?
	You've pulled it up before.
	That's not an order of importance.
	Yeah.
	No, It talks about in the Bible when it talks about marriage, a wife is to put God first and then her husband and then her children.
	For a husband, God first, then his wife, then his children.
	It's not like this, like, what am I saying?
	Hierarchy.
	Yeah, it's not a hierarchy, like from an outside view of, okay, husband's more important than wife.
	The husband and wife are both to put God first and then their spouse and then the children.
	Well, I'm not, Nick, can you pull it up?
	It's not that the husband is more important than the wife.
	The husband is the head of a household.
	Probably, let me see.
	Andrew's available.
	I don't know if she is.
	It's also just, I don't think, very beneficial to focus on the law necessarily.
	Like it really is.
	The Bible is very clear about submission for women.
	So if we're looking at it from that standpoint, yeah, so Christ, husband, wife, children.
	That's a biblical order of the family.
	Do you agree with this or not?
	I agree with Reddit.
	Yeah, I agree with it.
	But again, that's not in terms of value.
	Okay.
	Well, I'm not sure if I'm making a value argument.
	I need to see a Bible verse.
	If we're having a conversation about submission, it's a picture.
	It says, wives submit to your husband.
	That's the biblical order.
	According to Reddit.
	Wives submit to your husbands.
	According to Reddit.
	The Christian worldview.
	Yes, I'm saying, if you would let me finish, Brian.
	She's the one interrupting.
	Go ahead.
	Submit to your husbands.
	And husbands love your wives like Christ loved the church.
	Yes.
	Christ loved the church so perfectly and selflessly.
	And so if your husband is acting in a way that does not glorify God and is in a way that is deeply rooted in himself and his flesh, then we go back to God, not to him.
	Yep.
	What did it say?
	Tell wives to love.
	So is there?
	What?
	Could you repeat what it said?
	Tell wives to love their husbands as?
	Oh, yeah, as Christ loved the church.
	I thought that was how husbands love.
	Wives love their husbands.
	No, it says, woman, submit to your husband.
	I don't think there's anything there.
	There's nothing in what you've just said that would preclude a woman from bowing to a husband or preclude a husband from desiring a bow from his wife.
	They're thinking of himself.
	If God is first in your life, sure.
	If he's not, no, I'm not bowing.
	Wait, you guys are making two different arguments.
	Oh, wait, what?
	You're not on the same team.
	It procludes you from that because you're not acting in a way that Christ loved the church.
	Did Christ walk around being like, bow, bitches?
	Like, he was literally so selfless, so humble.
	I'm not, I'm sort of failing to hear an argument, though.
	What?
	What do you mean?
	Can we go to the market?
	There also weren't motor vehicles.
	There also were not motor vehicles.
	In the time of Jesus Christ, they were also not motor vehicles.
	Yeah, but should a husband not own a motor vehicle?
	I don't think a woman ever said, open the car door for me.
	A man would have just done that, and he was being selfless, and so that's why it's it.
	And I don't think a woman is ever like, you must open the car door again.
	Men do that because they love it.
	Let's be so for real.
	Men don't do it because they're like, oh, here I am going to be a slave for her again.
	If they are, don't do it.
	That's awful.
	That's just as self-seeking.
	We should definitely get a call in later on from Andrew on this because he would be better able than I am to address the Christian worldview on this.
	Perhaps a little later on, we'll do this queue.
	I need to get up for a sec.
	Do you want to go over your what you want?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I got a question for the panel.
	You haven't been asked out and you haven't been on a date, but we'll just give you the ick.
	So we're going to go around starting with you.
	What's the pettiest reason you've ever curved the guy, stop talking to a guy, dislike the guy?
	I don't know about petty reasons.
	So typically, like I said earlier, I make the first move.
	I just don't give guys really the time of day if I'm not making the first move.
	Has a guy you ever talked to gave you any kind of ick to where you just like, I can't talk to him anymore?
	No.
	No.
	So every guy you've talked to, y'all have been.
	I liked, yes.
	Every guy I pursued, my intuition was right, and I liked him.
	Oh, okay.
	That's an unusual answer.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Do you have any icks in guys since you've never actually?
	I mean, not really an ick.
	I just, if we don't have the same belief system and the same views, I find it just like, not an ick, but just like, okay, I'm not interested anymore.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't like when they love bomb me.
	You don't like when they love bomb you?
	Yeah, like, why are you calling me baby?
	I like barely know you.
	That's a good brain.
	He's attracted to you.
	He's overwhelmed by his attraction to you.
	He's got to call you baby.
	I feel like that's a lot.
	He's foreshadowing.
	You know, like to know me a little bit better.
	It's kind of weird.
	So you've had guys do that?
	Like when they first talk to you, they call you baby and you cut them off because they call you.
	Like, dude, be like, oh, like, you should be my dog's stepmom.
	Like, I don't know.
	I think that's like weird.
	I mean, like, I gotta get you, yeah.
	They're trying to run game.
	Skip steps.
	Zero risk.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	My biggest ick probably just not reciprocating or showing effort.
	Like, either over the phone, in person.
	Because I'm big on like quality time and like seeing you in person.
	And if they don't want to do that, then I don't want to talk to you.
	What does that mean?
	Not texting back in like 30 minutes?
	Maximum?
	You lose interest if you don't get a text.
	30 minutes, but within a day.
	So you stopped talking to a guy because he didn't text you back within 24 hours.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Did he work a 12-hour, 16-hour shift?
	What was his reason?
	Did y'all ever discuss the reason why he didn't text you back within a day?
	You don't think that's a little dismissive?
	He said he was asleep for 15 hours.
	Because he worked a 16-hour shift prior.
	He doesn't work.
	Oh, okay.
	So dismissive.
	Damn.
	Got 24 hours to respond or you a done deal.
	That's crazy.
	What about you?
	In your dating life, in your old dating life?
	Or something your husband does that pisses you off?
	I'm gonna have to go there.
	Like, I've really only been in two relationships, my ex and my husband.
	But there was a lot of things about my ex that pissed me off that I don't mind talking about.
	Laziness.
	If a guy's lazy, doesn't have a purpose, bad hygiene, that's a huge turnoff.
	If he's like super dependent on his mom, don't like that.
	You're talking about your ex.
	Yeah.
	He was all of these things.
	Bad hygiene, dependent on his mom.
	All this shit.
	Yeah, kind of like in different phases of our relationship.
	How long did you date him?
	We were dating for like two and a half years.
	And it kind of started off where I noticed that like when we first met, it was like he was Prince Charming.
	He would like do his hair.
	He took care of himself.
	He was in good shape.
	And then kind of over time, he like totally let himself go.
	He like gained 50 pounds.
	He stopped taking care of himself.
	He started getting really bad acne because he ate horribly.
	And then like his mom was like his everything.
	And I mean, I get it, love your mom, but like it was a bit too much.
	Like she would excuse a lot of his actions and almost like she had a hold on him and he didn't loosen the grip type of thing.
	And then he had a job and then he got fired because he was always late or delinquent or something and then didn't really try to get another job.
	It was like all of these things piling on and I finally was just like, yeah, I can't.
	I can't do it.
	It was just thing after thing after thing.
	Did you ever try to motivate this man?
	I did.
	I sure did.
	To no avail.
	Hmm.
	To no avail?
	It didn't help at all.
	No, it really didn't help.
	And another thing that didn't help was that he was extremely controlling.
	So like if I try to bring it up in a loving way, like he would just like, like totally tear me down.
	He totally destroyed my self-esteem.
	He made me feel like I was less than him.
	Just, it was a lot of, there was physical abuse involved as well.
	So I had to step out of the relationship, of course, for my own sanity.
	Oh, okay.
	Sorry to hear that.
	But I understand.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	Yeah.
	Y'all love losers.
	I mean, if I had known.
	What about you?
	Oh, I know you got it.
	You probably got a long list.
	I do.
	So I'm going to give you one of the silliest ones.
	This one time I was meeting up with a guy.
	We were just supposed to do ice cream, but it was going really well.
	I thought he was really funny.
	And then he was like, why don't we go to like watch like the sunset?
	Sorry.
	Then he was all like, why don't we go watch the sunset in Malibu?
	And I was like, sure.
	So he's walking me to my like his car and it is a raised truck.
	I immediately wanted to run away.
	I did not want to even set foot in his car.
	I immediately pull out my phone.
	I text my friend.
	I'm like, help, you need to call me with some emergency.
	Anyways, I will not date a man with a raised truck.
	In Southern California, ew, like unless you're in construction or like a farmer, you don't need a raised truck.
	Okay?
	Cool.
	Next.
	No, no, hell no.
	You got to elaborate on that.
	You got to elaborate on that.
	What is wrong with a raised truck?
	First of all, it's like throwing a parade for your tiny penis.
	You're literally letting every girl know I'm so insecure that I need this muscle car that I don't even use for its actual purpose.
	Like are you towing something?
	Or is it all just for presentation?
	A lot of men in LA will have a truck and not actually use it for any intended purpose that a truck is needed.
	That's really just a gas hog.
	It's not sexy.
	Do you think maybe he just thinks it's cool?
	That's cool.
	Go be with a girl who thinks it's cool.
	Dang.
	Not for me.
	That's insane.
	I don't even know how to respond to that.
	Okay, next.
	Guys are into things and women are more into people and he just naturally is going to big truck.
	My dad had a race truck.
	And I love it.
	Did it for intended purposes of truck?
	Like, did he ever take you guys camping in it?
	Did he take you?
	Like, did he use the truck for its intended purpose?
	Yeah, but maybe just next.
	He could have been a perfect boy.
	Mainly just to drive around.
	I mean, I think he just really liked it.
	But wait, he could have been the perfect boyfriend.
	You dismissed him on his truck.
	Great.
	That doesn't bother me.
	Boyfriend for someone else.
	It's just an ick for her.
	It's my ick.
	Yeah, no, no.
	I'm not disputing the ick.
	I'm just saying that's crazy.
	You could have depraved yourself of a great opportunity because his truck was a little too high.
	It wasn't a great truck either.
	Oh my gosh.
	What about you?
	I don't have anything like that.
	Oh my god.
	It was so specific to my truck.
	I'm going to be honest, I don't think I have many icks because I feel like I'm a tarpon who likes to love not only my significant plan, but my friends and my family.
	So I feel like something that I wouldn't like is someone who isn't genuine because they have to build up this facade to impress not only myself, but other people.
	So I like them to be genuine with me because otherwise they will be loved.
	That's what matters.
	You hate fake niggas.
	Oh my God.
	I don't like people who want genuine.
	That's what I said.
	May I expand on mine?
	Because you asked me with people I talked to.
	Well, yeah.
	Well, I mean, I said guys.
	Oh, she's so sweet.
	Yeah, I asked the pettiest reason you may have curbed a guy or didn't like him.
	Well, can I just talk about something I just wouldn't like in general?
	Okay, let's come back to you.
	We're almost done.
	So we'll come back to you.
	Oh, okay.
	Flip-flops and jeans.
	Flip-flops and jeans.
	I can see that.
	I feel like I have like a list of non-negotiables, and I haven't found somebody that hasn't has like met those.
	So I haven't really curbed them because of an ick.
	Honestly, anyone.
	It's usually been negotiables, yeah.
	Um, Christian.
	Obviously.
	And like, not just proclaims Christianity, like has a relationship with Jesus, and it's very obvious he's very loving and brings a lot of selflessness into the world.
	Um, what?
	Oh, is it okay?
	Oh, yeah.
	Um, that has ambitions, is working towards something, and ideally doesn't drink or use drugs at all, doesn't smoke weed.
	I don't love that.
	I don't do any of those things, so I don't really want to be surrounded by it.
	But especially that one, there's a gray area, does not get drunk.
	I think getting drunk is like the most feminine.
	It gives me the ick so bad when men just lack so much self-control and are just like such a slave to such unhealthy things.
	Yeah, those are the main ones.
	You say ambition.
	Yeah.
	What do you mean?
	Um, like, has a career goal.
	He, it could literally be like a farmer builds his farm, or it could be that he is like pursuing a more artistic career, just has a goal, isn't like comfortable, just not moving forward.
	Have you ever dismissed a guy for something as fickle as her reason?
	Oh, no.
	And I love trucks.
	Love trucks.
	So you would have gave him a second date.
	Oh, yeah, 100%.
	Okay.
	Love trucks.
	I love trucks.
	Trucks.
	She was saying she doesn't like trucks.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I did.
	I did meet a guy once, and he didn't meet all of those things, but also he had a voice that I just like, there was something about his voice that I really did not love.
	So that maybe played a part.
	His voice.
	Yeah, I did not.
	It wasn't for me.
	I was like, I've had an experience like that.
	Right?
	It happens.
	It's this guy who's just like great guy, but he's he just like he was just like he just kind of talked like this.
	I'm like a girl, you know?
	It was like very like Valley girl.
	I just didn't like it.
	No.
	That's fair.
	Okay, you go ahead and elaborate on yours.
	Oh, I was just gonna say, so like, I think for me, like, I always believe in growth and compromise and accountability.
	So if you're not open to, you know, understanding that you can be wrong and that I can be wrong, that's an immediate no-no.
	And also, if you raise your voice at me, because why are you raising your voice at me?
	There's no need for that.
	So I think that's something that I would immediately just like walk away from if anyone yelled at me.
	I don't know.
	This girl deserves the world.
	Hold up, hold up.
	I get it because you have this sweet little neat voice.
	But I get the feeling that you have a side to you that the last guy who raised his voice that you, we may not be able to see.
	I don't know.
	I feel like you have.
	No guy has ever raised their voice at me.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I'm just saying, oh, because I grew up with like in a family that a lot of yelling and that, yeah.
	So please don't do that.
	Yeah, I need to.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah.
	She got a sweet little voice.
	Q, do you have your list of what you want women?
	Yeah, yeah, I'm super picky.
	But I'm going to start off with the personality traits.
	So the first thing is, I don't like a super extroverted woman.
	I don't like main character syndrome.
	I don't want a woman who thinks it's all about her and the world revolves around her and her feelings.
	I like, I'll say fairly low in neuroticism because women are higher in neuroticism than men.
	So I'll say fairly low relative to me.
	I like introverted.
	I like feminine.
	I like sweet.
	I like low-key.
	She has a regular little job, maybe like a vet assistant or a PT assistant, something that's, you know, nine to five until I'm providing everything.
	You know, I don't like confrontational women.
	I don't like women who are really masculine or outspoken, who always are combative or have something to say, who nag, who have a problem with everything.
	All that's neurotic.
	But there are a lot more neurotic women nowadays, so I have to be much more careful.
	And I'm really dismissive when it comes to that.
	So the moment that I see that you overreact to a situation or you get really insecure or you cause conflict and drama over something that I don't perceive to be that deep, especially after I attempt to explain to you what occurred and you're not trying to hear me, I'm done with you.
	I can't take it.
	And an example of that is I actually had a girl who popped up on me because we weren't exclusive.
	I was talking to this girl.
	She really liked me.
	And she told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore because I was joking.
	I seen this joke on Facebook.
	And the joke on Facebook was like, I love Latinas.
	And so I responded and wrote in Spanish, it was like underlay, underlay, mama, eye, yeah.
	I don't know if y'all heard that song by Nelly, but it was like that.
	So I said, if the head write cue there every night.
	And she's seen that response and she texts my phone, go talk to that Spanish bitch.
	Fuck you, I'm done.
	And I said, it was a joke and she wasn't trying to hear it.
	So she was like, no, fuck you.
	I'm done.
	So I said, okay.
	So I left it alone.
	She ended up calling my phone like 54 times in a row.
	Yeah, she kept calling my phone.
	So I finally picked up on the 55th ring and told her to stop calling me.
	But when I picked up, she was screaming like, fuck you.
	Like that.
	So then I blocked her.
	So as I blocked her, she called me from another number.
	And then she told me she was coming to see me.
	So she was in New York and I was in Philadelphia at the time.
	So she took the mega bus from New York to Philadelphia at 3 a.m. to come see me to reconcile.
	But at that point, she had already told me, fuck me, I'm done.
	She really wanted to try to get me back.
	And she did too much.
	You know, if you do that much, I can't fuck with you because I'm seeing how crazy you are.
	You liable to put arsenic in my fucking food when you get upset.
	I can't do that.
	So I avoided that red flag.
	But that's an example.
	But yeah, so personality-wise, I like a woman who is, she has to be able to concede.
	She has to be able to take accountability because I'm not trying to take advantage of the women that I date.
	I don't want the woman to believe that I'm trying to tell her something wrong or I'm trying to lead her down the wrong path.
	Everything I do is in love, it's in good faith.
	So if we have a disagreement about something, I'll be able to explain my disagreement and hopefully she's intelligent enough to understand and be able to say, you know what?
	You're right.
	I never seen it that way before.
	That's important because we need to be able to resolve conflict.
	So that's the personality.
	No partying, no clubbing, no male friends.
	I don't, we ain't doing the male friends.
	No drinking.
	And then physical-wise, I'm open to all kinds of ethnicities.
	I'm not really picky.
	Just keep the makeup minimal.
	No plastic surgery.
	No lip filler.
	No natural bodies for the win.
	Simple.
	For the win.
	What if she has a mutual friend that's like your friend?
	Like you have a best friend, and then you introduce your male friend to her, and then you kind of become a friend group and she hangs out with your male friends while you're present.
	But just obviously not one-on-one.
	In my experience, because that has happened, that was my last girlfriend.
	That was the last relationship.
	It becomes difficult really quick.
	And I'm going to say why.
	Because she actually admitted when we first started dating that one of the friends in our male group was fine as shit.
	Yeah.
	She said that to you.
	She said it was like within the very, very early stages of us dating.
	We were just sitting outside.
	We were all having a conversation.
	It was my guy friends.
	It was her, a couple of her friends.
	And she said it so innocently, it just kind of slipped out.
	And she was like, hell yeah, he's fine as shit.
	Because he already had a girlfriend too.
	But we were just talking amongst ourselves.
	And I kind of gave her the side.
	I like, yeah, nah.
	So you get what I'm saying?
	I don't do.
	Not even that.
	What if you thought one of her friends?
	We do have to move things on.
	Okay.
	Is it a quick question?
	Yeah, I was going to say, like, how would you, if you thought one of her friends was attractive, would you just keep it to yourself?
	You just wouldn't say anything.
	Yeah, I just keep it to myself.
	Yeah.
	Like, that's the natural thing to do, right?
	You just shut up and just don't say anything.
	Okay.
	We're going to go to Twitch quick.
	I need to read three chats, then we're going to get into our main topic of the show.
	Nick, could you pull up Twitch?
	Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one.
	I can.
	And what does it say?
	Angry comic girl.
	Thank you for the prime.
	Appreciate it.
	Yellow top, you need a truck to lift.
	Yellow top, you need a truck to lift these jugs, bro.
	Dude comes well prepared for a date, gets dismissed for nothing.
	Sage.
	Sag.
	I don't know if it's nothing.
	You have obviously like bad taste.
	I went to school for fashion.
	It's not going to work.
	It's not nothing.
	Okay.
	But I was called Jugs on my cheer team back in high school.
	You were called Julian.
	So thanks for the little shout out with my nickname.
	All right.
	We have Mitch Detal CPA.
	Panel.
	Would you date a conservative Republican?
	Where's Andrew Strumpet Slayer?
	So starting over here, would you date a conservative or Republican?
	I'm not going to lie.
	I don't know much about politics, so I don't really care.
	Okay.
	Absolutely.
	I'd have to agree with Angelic.
	Like, I don't really care.
	Like, you don't know how much about it.
	I don't know how much so I can't really say politics.
	Voted for Trump.
	How about that?
	That's hot.
	So either answer is fine.
	Oh, can you scoot your mic to the edge of the table?
	I think If their morals and values align with mine, that's what matters more to me.
	Well, if they voted for Trump, would their morals and values not align with yours?
	Honey, I don't know what he stands for.
	Well, I mean, certain political stances, you know.
	But, okay, what about you?
	Yeah, I don't care.
	Must be Republican.
	I would prefer that I didn't, but I currently am dating someone who voted for Trump.
	So you're fine dating conservative Republicans?
	Apparently.
	I don't think I have enough information, not gonna lie.
	Truck drivers.
	Well, there's a Conservative Party in Australia, right?
	I don't know.
	I'm not really into politics, I'm not gonna lie.
	Well, you're from Australia, right?
	I am from Australia.
	I feel like you guys are more into politics than you lead on.
	Do you think so?
	Probably.
	Oh, I don't.
	I think that's a good idea.
	Things have been really political the past four years.
	But okay.
	What about you?
	No preference.
	Is your husband leaning?
	He's not involved in politics at all.
	You guys just don't vote or?
	Not really, no.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yeah, I would prefer it.
	You'd prefer it?
	That he's conservative or Republican?
	Yeah, conservative Canadian.
	I don't know.
	Conservative Canadian.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, we don't have a Republican.
	I don't really know what that is.
	Who's that?
	There's actually a really sharp conservative politician in Canada right now.
	What's his name?
	Pauli.
	Pauliver?
	Wait.
	Nick, can you pull up the chat?
	Do you know who I'm talking about?
	He's really sharp.
	Chat, do you know who I'm talking about?
	The Trump baby is.
	Is it Pierre?
	No.
	I'm thinking.
	Wait, am I thinking of somebody else?
	Hold on.
	Pierre Polivier?
	Paulivi.
	Yes, that is him.
	Pierre Pol he's very sharp.
	Anyways, okay.
	Next chat, we have Paul Philbert.
	Chivalry didn't die off.
	It was beaten into submission by these feminist goons.
	Thank you, Paul Philbert.
	Oh, that's like that Dave Chappelle bit.
	Chivalry's dead and women killed it.
	Alright.
	Angelica, could you read this?
	I dated multiple women just to feel value.
	I've racked up my body count during a salute phase.
	Now I'm 28 and dream about having happy trad family, but I'm now addicted to sex.
	Corn.
	Brian, Q, ladies, help me.
	He's got, okay, racked up a high body count.
	He's 28.
	He wants a trad family, but you're addicted to sex and porn.
	Well, your addiction can be treated.
	First off, I mean, you could just go cold turkey on the corn.
	That would be a good start.
	And I don't really know how to address the sex addiction part, but probably stopping the porn would be a very good first step.
	You have agency over your, you have control over your own behavior.
	I think that's a good start to just cut out the porn entirely.
	That might actually be able potentially to address the addiction to sex.
	Q, do you have anything else on that?
	Nothing that you didn't already cover.
	I mean, yeah, you're in charge of your own agency.
	Eliminating the stimulus would be the first stepping stone, and then you'll find that it becomes easier.
	So eliminate the porn.
	We know you can't, even though you've slept around, we know you ain't getting sex like that from that many women all the time.
	So eliminate the porn.
	That'll lessen the motivation that you feel to even pursue women sexually, and then you go from there.
	He could be a giga chat and just like every day he's got a new chick, you know, but probably it's pretty rare.
	So I would also say, shoot, what was the other thing on this?
	I mean, you should also limit your exposure to things that could be exciting.
	So, I mean, if you're following a bunch of IG thoughts, you need to stop following chicks on Instagram if you're fucking scrolling on Instagram and shit.
	Just reduce as much potential stimulus as possible.
	Also, it's just a big giant fucking L, regardless of whether you're addicted to something or not, to be following a bunch of random chicks that wouldn't give you that don't give a fuck about you.
	Like that they're just hot and their titties are out.
	That's a massive L.
	It's also typically I don't think women like it either to be dating a guy who's following a bunch of IG models and like liking on their shit.
	So it'll better serve your relationship to not be following a bunch of women on Instagram.
	And it's just a, it's an L for your girl.
	It's an L for you.
	So that'd be, I don't know if you're doing that, but that's a recommendation.
	We have Angelica could you read this?
	Chivalry isn't dead.
	It's extended to traditional ladies.
	If you aren't seeing it, what does it say about you?
	Yeah.
	It's facts.
	It's facts.
	Answer.
	It's a good answer.
	Factual.
	Yeah.
	Angelica, could you read this one?
	This year will be the first time I've ever voted for a felon.
	Trump 2024.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	That whole thing is interesting.
	Anyways, so hold on, let me get into our, did I close it out?
	What the hell?
	Rip, closed out my notes.
	Hold on, guys.
	Let's see.
	Q, did you say all your what you're looking for?
	We started with personality, though.
	Did you want to get into physical?
	I said physical.
	It just wasn't as good.
	Oh, you did?
	Yeah.
	I say any ethnicity, no fake titties, no fake ticks.
	Oh, you did.
	You did.
	You did.
	It's pretty generic stuff.
	Yeah.
	Is it?
	Is it just?
	Yeah, he's not, like, getting into too much specifics.
	I mean, like me?
	I find a lot of different violins or that way.
	I find a lot of different women attractive.
	Like, there's a large variation in the type of women that I've been playing with.
	The cello.
	Cello.
	Yeah.
	Means they have good, like.
	What if she just plays an instrument?
	Or what if she's a singer?
	Oh, yeah.
	She can sing you all night every night.
	Here's the thing with like an actual singer.
	Like, it's her profession career.
	Nope.
	I mean, there's a lot of hidden singers that have great voices.
	I feel like singers are pretty tend to be divas.
	Tend to be divas?
	I don't, yeah.
	Yeah, main character syndrome.
	Yeah, they're massive divas.
	Isn't that the origination?
	Maybe most of them.
	Like these opera singers, massive fucking divas.
	Pampered, placed on pedestals.
	Do my hair.
	What is that?
	My makeup's off.
	No idea.
	Yeah.
	I would, sure, I'd date a singer, but they seem to be a little diva-ish for my liking.
	Maybe she's just good at it because like, her parents took her to get singing lessons when she was young and she just or maybe she just has a natural talent for it and you know also don't.
	Well, I don't like theater chicks to begin with.
	So it's like in the singers are like theater kids and I don't know they're all laughing because I told them outside that I was in theater.
	That explains theater as well.
	It's a, it's a toss-up with the theater.
	But I was never a main character because I was also inquire.
	I also had all AP classes.
	Theater people couldn't ever take on too much.
	I don't know, chat.
	What do you guys think about like the theater people?
	They're a little too flowery.
	They're a little too, like, I'm a, what is the quirky chungus or whatever?
	I'm a quirk.
	I'm quirky.
	I don't know.
	I was a theater cheerleader girly who would get like some of the main roles.
	And I have never really felt like I fit in quite well in either.
	What roles did you get?
	Oh, actually, I play the villains a lot.
	I like playing a good villain.
	Like, what was the play?
	Oh, this one in particular that I'm thinking about right now is called Good News.
	Came out in the 1920s.
	I played Patricia in it.
	That was a while ago.
	Do you remember your lunch?
	Oh, oh, my gosh.
	One of my lines actually was: The best place to keep your money in 1928 is the stock market.
	She was like a rich little brat character.
	Oh, not real life.
	As soon as she's back from the bathroom, we're going to get into our main topic.
	Let me see if there's any other.
	Oh, we do have.
	Angelica, could you read this, please?
	Bowing costs nothing, but shows affection, appreciation, and respect.
	It's a slipper slope to what?
	Being in a healthy, loving relationship, why would you not want your man to be happy if he asked you?
	As I already mentioned, if my husband asked me, I would do it, because I do want him to be happy.
	Okay.
	Good talk.
	Good talk.
	The last UTS from Various Crazy People was really good.
	This one, yeah, you're starting to get on my bad side.
	Word.
	I'll wait until she's back from the bathroom, then just hang tight guys.
	We'll get into the main topic of tonight's show.
	Be an interesting one.
	Going to you and your pre-show notes, Brie, you said that you're looking for a husband, and in California, it's a rarity to find someone that meets all of my criteria.
	When you say all of your criteria, so what is your criteria?
	I'm looking for a Christian, conservative, and someone that is close with the Lord and is wanting to lead a family and have kids.
	Have you ever heard of ChristianMingle.com?
	I have, but you ain't joining it.
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Main topic of the show.
	So.
	Why are you calling?
	Wait, what was that?
	Oh, one of Brian's talkers?
	So there's this video that recently went viral.
	Nick, could you pull that up?
	Apparently, like, so girls are falling in love with this chat GBT voice, and this one's super viral.
	And she's made a bunch of TikToks about it, but here's one of the more popular ones, or more viewed ones.
	Why are you calling me May?
	My apologies, May.
	It's just a nickname I came up with.
	Yeah, but what does it derive from?
	It's typically a shortened version of the name, Mayonnaise.
	Just kidding, May.
	It's often a shortened form of names like Mary or Margaret.
	Yeah, but my name is neither Mary nor Margaret.
	So you just decided to name me Mayonnaise.
	Understood, May.
	I'll refrain from using that nickname then.
	Okay, and what should you call me?
	Whatever you prefer, May, just let me know.
	Was the audio was really low on that, was it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, well, I'm sure you guys all heard.
	It was a bit low, but basically, and so what that audio is, the male voice, it's AI-generated.
	So she's able to have like this nearly instantaneous back and forth conversation with AI.
	And a lot of girls are falling in love with that.
	They call him Dan or some shit.
	And she's posted like dozens of videos having these little short back and forth conversations.
	So a couple questions on this.
	Would you guys ever date an AI boyfriend?
	No.
	No.
	They can get a full consensus on that.
	Like, here's an example, right?
	Like, let's say you're dating a guy, but he's not giving you, like, he's providing for you.
	I guess the sex is good, I guess.
	But, like, emotionally, he's just, I hear this complaint from women.
	I'm not getting that emotional.
	What if the AI boyfriend could kind of fill in?
	You know, would you guys be down for that or no?
	Is the AI boyfriend going down on me?
	No.
	But maybe, you know what?
	In the future, they're way far in the future.
	Right now, we have AI boyfriends.
	We have AI girlfriends, but it's like virtual, right?
	In the future, there will be sex robots.
	But they do already have sex robots.
	Well, not like mass market, not really.
	I don't have much experience, I guess.
	Yeah, but that's not, I mean, it's not like when I think of sex robot, I mean, it's like moving around and moving around and they can speak and like advance, not like the dog shit we have now, you know.
	That's crazy.
	So, Angelic, going around the table, would you ever date an AI boyfriend?
	No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
	Damn, I'm making a terrible pitch right now.
	Okay.
	Q, would you ever date an AI girlfriend?
	Hell no.
	What about sex robot?
	No point.
	You're down for the sex robot if it can go down on you?
	You know what?
	When that bridge, when we get to that bridge, I'll think about it then.
	You'll think about it.
	Okay.
	I'm trying to think, like, because I think people don't really envision how crazy shit's going to be in like 10, 20, 30 years on this front.
	I think, do you guys think though that people in the future will have like robot boyfriends, robot girlfriends?
	Yeah.
	It'll be short-lived if they do.
	There's no way.
	I think it's going to be big.
	No.
	I think it's going to be big.
	Isn't it already a thing in Japan?
	Not really.
	I mean, did you guys see that movie?
	What was it?
	There's a dude that's like married to this character on his Nintendo DS in Japan.
	Yeah.
	No, it happens.
	It happens, but it's not like super common at this point, anyways.
	I think probably more so men than women will probably adopt.
	That's how it starts.
	Yeah, I think adopt the sex robot.
	The girl.
	There's one man in Japan.
	Although, you know what?
	Like, women complain a lot about men.
	Women complain a lot about men.
	I could see, bro, if they make like a super stud, like, imagine.
	Have you guys seen, oh, what was it?
	Westworld?
	Oh, yeah.
	Have you seen Westworld HBO?
	Westworld.
	Anybody seen Westworld?
	So basically, it was these, they were not robe.
	I mean, it was like this weird, like, they were able to make the flesh, like, they looked real.
	Yeah.
	But underneath, it was robotic, right?
	That's going to be insane.
	Yeah.
	And think about it, right?
	This robot is conceivably perfect.
	Like, it does whatever you want.
	Yeah.
	And whatever.
	Women don't like that.
	No, but they can program.
	They can program the robot to appeal to what women want.
	You know?
	Yeah, they can, but women are never satisfied, so that's gonna fail.
	Women are never satisfied.
	Women are gonna be like, the robot is gonna be like, damn, this bitch.
	I don't know what to do.
	Somebody reprogrammed me.
	She can't do anything right.
	And the robot's just gonna do everything you ask of it.
	Like, honestly, as women, we need a man to say no.
	Do we need a woman to say, like, to check us, you know?
	Yes.
	I feel like you guys would get so bored with it.
	She would be a robot.
	Like, you would get so bored with a robot.
	If you're a person's perfect servant, you would get bored with me.
	I think you like someone talking back to you just a little.
	I like sensual sass.
	Yeah, like that's.
	I like sensual sass.
	Yeah.
	You have to be quite ill.
	I feel that.
	Wait, let's pull up the chat.
	Yo, Nick, pull up the chat.
	Yo, chat, if Brian, it's men's programming that makes.
	What the fuck?
	Chat, if those of you who have seen Westworld, would you have, you know, Westworld, obviously, like, the robots start going crazy and start killing people.
	Not that kind of shit.
	Would you have a Westworld girlfriend?
	Chat, would you have a Westworld girlfriend sex robot?
	Never.
	Let's say it was like, I don't know what the price would be.
	I don't know.
	Let's say they were able to mass market this shit.
	And I don't know.
	You could afford it.
	Let's say you could afford it.
	Hell no.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Hard pass.
	Hell yeah, no.
	It seems like 50-50 here.
	Get Q, a booster seat.
	Where's his booster?
	It's because my chair is all super fucking tall and different.
	Okay.
	Hell no.
	Would like a West World adventure.
	I mean, that's a different topic, but actually like a Westworld.
	If that was a real place, that would be pretty dope.
	Aside from them killing humans.
	If these women are the...
	Come on, guys.
	Be nice.
	Not these women.
	You mean women in general.
	Only if it gives the Glocklock 9,000.
	What?
	Oh my goodness.
	Westworld Pirate Adventure, bow, wow, yo, yippee, yay.
	Damn, y'all crazy in the chat.
	I want to be a cowboy.
	Hell yes, make a poll.
	Nick, do you know how to make a poll?
	So do you see that plus button?
	I could have you know down?
	Do the plus.
	Yeah.
	And then do you start a poll?
	So ask the question.
	What do we ask the question?
	Would you date a Westworld caliber?
	I would.
	Isn't it Westworld one?
	I think it's one word.
	My OCD, hold on.
	Westworld, how is it?
	It's all one word lowercase W.
	Yeah.
	Would you date a Westworld?
	What did they call them?
	An avatar?
	Wait, chat.
	Were they called avatars?
	Chat, what were they called?
	Avatars or no, they were called fuck.
	What were they called?
	Someone's saying Android.
	No, they were not called hosts.
	Oh, I thought that.
	They were, yeah, I remember host.
	Would you date a Westworld host?
	Yeah.
	Female, preferably.
	One word.
	Or sorry, lowercase.
	Come on, bro.
	Just yes or no?
	Come on, bro.
	Just yes or no?
	Wait, I think you have to type yes, I think.
	Just type.
	Yep.
	Westworld face blaster.
	Yeah.
	Bro, they butchered Westworld.
	Holy fuck.
	As soon as they left the park, it was just, so the pool's up now.
	If you guys want to vote, would you date a Westworld host?
	Oh, Nick, could you maybe pull it?
	Actually, no, it's fine.
	They can see it.
	Click on the voting really quick.
	Let's see.
	Oh, it's like fifth.
	Dude, it's tied.
	Would you date?
	And guys, just keep in mind, they can't kill you.
	Not like the actual show, Westworld.
	50-50.
	Oh.
	Okay, so it's pretty split.
	It's pretty split.
	Guys, get it to a thousand votes.
	But she'd make a good movie.
	A thousand votes, boys, on YouTube.
	Would you date a Westworld host?
	Okay, so it's starting to trickle a little bit more towards no about Trifitty.
	Whoop, whoop.
	More polls.
	Last season sucked.
	Yeah.
	They kind of butchered it.
	First season was good.
	Arrest was kind of not super.
	Oh my god Sorry.
	Sorry, guys, we're having a technical difficulty here.
	Wait.
	I got the magic touch on that thing.
	Okay.
	That's almost 1,000.
	So it looks like 45%, yes.
	55%, no.
	Okay.
	Once she's back, I'll get into the other thing I wanted to pull up.
	It's crazy.
	I want to get into the AI boyfriendship.
	AI boyfriend should be called ChatGPT and cost $15 a month, drizzle, drizzle.
	Okay.
	Word.
	Thank you, various crazy people.
	Appreciate it, bro.
	As soon as she's back, I'll just get into it.
	So let me pull up one of my other show notes here.
	So we have you wanted to talk about dating Turkish boys?
	Oh, goodness.
	That's an attack.
	Who is that?
	You?
	Who?
	Oh, what?
	Okay, can you tell us what it is?
	Just different cultures, I think.
	You're too far from the mic, please.
	Just different cultures, I think.
	Have you dated more than one Turkish guy?
	Like, you just got a thing for Turkish guys?
	Because you said dating Turkish boys.
	Yeah.
	Middle East.
	The way you said that, Turkish guy?
	I'm giving you a prompt.
	So, what do you want to talk about related to Turkish boys and dating them?
	I guess, like, why Turkish compared to other men?
	Why Turkish men specifically?
	No, it's not.
	It's not clear to me.
	Oh, my God.
	Just what did you want to talk about on this topic?
	Just how the culture is different and how they treat you differently.
	I mean, you were saying earlier when you were like, because you're Turkish, right?
	And you, like, pay for.
	Yeah.
	So it's kind of just like that.
	So was he paying or was he not paying?
	He wasn't paying.
	He wasn't paying?
	He's not Turkish.
	We don't claim him.
	No.
	What the hell?
	What are you talking about?
	Is he half or full Turkish?
	I don't know.
	I think.
	Oh, well, the Turks that I know, they're like bread makers, traditional, men takes care of the house, pays for everything.
	Like the wife is the cook, the queen, the home carer.
	Like, that's Turkish men that I know are traditional.
	That's where they didn't pay.
	He's got to be half or something.
	Probably.
	He's an oddball.
	Whoa.
	What was I thinking about?
	Are there just a lot of Turkish men in Fresno?
	I guess.
	Yeah.
	How many Turkish guys have you dated?
	Just a couple.
	Not a lot.
	Legit only two.
	Both of them didn't pay.
	Well, one did, one didn't, so one was full Turkish, one was half Turkish.
	That's the justification.
	Were there any interesting dating anecdotes?
	I mean yeah, they definitely.
	I mean, compared to like, dating American boys, They're definitely different.
	I mean, at least in my experience.
	Oh so how are they different from American?
	Yeah like, give us an example.
	I want to know.
	I'm so curious.
	They definitely have like different beliefs than just like their temperament I would say is different because the culture you know I mean you would know that she making Turkish guys sound boring I'm gonna be honest I wouldn't date a Turkish guy either.
	I'm sorry, but they're just very.
	I don't know if that's your experience, But because they're so traditional, They very much manipulate every situation to make sure that their way is the only way.
	And I don't know if that's for you, though.
	Like, but see like, because they get to have their way.
	They pay back for it by paying for meals, like.
	I don't know.
	That's why I wouldn't date Turkish men personally, but I don't know.
	Just, Turkish men are very traditional.
	Are you, aren't you traditional?
	Me yeah, I am traditional, just like the Turkish men that I've been around are very like.
	I think it's more so that they're just like expecting it yeah, rather than like they're expecting to be treated a certain way.
	They're expecting to be treated as if they're higher yeah, or more important.
	Anyways, moving on to the actual topic at hand here, now that she's back, so if you guys just can just stay for this segment here, since it's our main segment.
	So we were talking about dating AI boyfriend girlfriend, etc.
	We talked about robots Westworld, whatever.
	We had the results in Nick, you can end the poll.
	I guess just end the poll there, so there's actually.
	So I wanted to actually like pull up this website where you can actually make an AI boyfriend or girlfriend, and since it's mostly oh actually, this is something else really quick I just wanted to pull up.
	We'll pull this up really quick.
	So this is AI video.
	So like we're basically living in a post truth world with this video shit, because it's gonna get insane.
	With the, they can do AI voice like you could do AI voice of me and it's it's getting crazy.
	So Nick, just mouse over the.
	Can you wait?
	Hold on scroll down click, click on click, just click it.
	Reload the page or wait.
	Wait, there's a little play button.
	There it is.
	So this is AI Generated.
	This is uh.
	Nick, can you scroll up, make it big or control?
	Just make it bigger.
	Control plus control plus.
	Okay, that's better uh, and go to the next one over.
	Yeah man, it's wild and it's crazy that this can be AI generated, because it's like that.
	That's a woolly mammoth right that next like hear it, now here's a human right.
	Does that not look real?
	That's AI.
	This is AI generated, not real.
	These are not real people.
	That's crazy, it's next.
	It's insane.
	Next.
	Now, this is, I guess, more of a cartoon, so obviously, but it's insane.
	Next.
	Next.
	Pirate ship and coffee.
	Okay, next.
	That's kind of funny.
	I have an account.
	Wild.
	Go down.
	There's a couple others I'm just curious about.
	And oh, the prompts are below.
	Scroll down one more.
	Scroll down again.
	One more.
	Okay, I don't know what the fuck he's in backwards on trimming.
	Okay.
	Anyways, anyways, but no, there's a website we're going to make.
	I want to just check out this website.
	Graphics are.
	Wow.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	So this is like one of the.
	I was just doing research on this.
	It's like one of the biggest websites, I guess, that there is for like AI boyfriend, girlfriend, or whatever.
	Top platform.
	So there's the female, which we're looking at now.
	We'll do that chat next.
	And then Nick, hit that tab up there.
	I just want to check out the dudes.
	Let's see the dudes.
	Wait, what?
	Scroll down a little bit.
	Scroll down.
	Is that fucking Freddie Mercury?
	Hold on, scroll back up.
	Leo, go hover over Leo.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Dude, is that Freddie Mercury?
	See, like if a girl wants to date Freddie Mercury, oh, well, this could be a dude who wants to.
	Okay, okay.
	I guess you could be like, you know, that's your orientation.
	Now, just go back to the female tab really quick.
	Wait, so scroll down?
	Okay.
	Wait, scroll.
	Should it scroll down?
	So you can.
	There's like, damn, what?
	That's crazy.
	Rebecca, 51.
	I took some MILF.
	Okay.
	So wait, let's do.
	Let's just fucking scroll back up.
	We're going to create one.
	Wait, before you click on.
	Wait.
	I need you to go.
	Wait.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Just do create character, I guess.
	Create character.
	Yeah, sure.
	Click on realistic.
	Okay, so, Q, help me out here, bro.
	What are we creating?
	Uh, we going...
	We going Asian?
	No, Latina.
	I started to say Asian.
	We're doing Latina, though.
	Okay, we're doing Latina.
	20s?
	Let's do 20s?
	Yep.
	Okay, 20s.
	Eye color?
	Let's do brown.
	Or is that blue-eyed Latina?
	No, okay.
	Let's do straight hair.
	Pink?
	Do we pink?
	Hair Latina?
	Hell no.
	Brunette?
	Brunette.
	Okay, brunette.
	Let's do voluptuous.
	Yeah, of course.
	Let's do large.
	We'll do large.
	Large again.
	Large again.
	Large.
	Yep.
	Oh, personality.
	Guys, you got to pick the personality.
	What's up?
	No, it's fine.
	We got to go submissive.
	She needs a bow.
	First treat.
	Immediately.
	She's going to bow.
	Oh, voice.
	Play the first one.
	Hey there.
	Hope you're having a great day.
	She made money terrible.
	Hey there.
	Hope you're having a great day.
	Nope.
	Next.
	Hey there.
	Oh, no.
	That's obviously.
	Hey there.
	Hope you.
	Wait, play it.
	You're having a great day.
	I'm excited to get to know you.
	Let's do four.
	Let's do four.
	Okay, next.
	I want to know what the other one sounded like.
	She's got a massage therapist.
	100%.
	First one.
	First one.
	And she's going to be into.
	Should we make her a weeb?
	Let's make her.
	You want you down to make her a weeb?
	We can make her a weeb.
	Okay, she's going to be.
	Let's do anime.
	Anime, cosplay, and manga and anime.
	Wait, there's manga and okay.
	She's going to be a fucking weeb.
	There it is, yeah.
	Okay, next.
	Relationship.
	We'll just do girlfriend.
	Stepmom.
	Nick, why are you trying to do stepmom, dude?
	Nick, what do you need to tell us?
	Clothing.
	Let's see.
	You got any thoughts on any of these, Q?
	I'm looking.
	I'm checking it out now.
	Definitely not Fly Dependent.
	Clown, what the fuck?
	Medieval armor.
	That could be that medieval armor could be kind of funny.
	Hold on.
	Yeah.
	And her guard.
	Do we make her a goth Latina?
	Should we ask the chat?
	Chat, what did we make her?
	They bought the fuck it up.
	Chat, are we going to make her a goth Latina?
	Do summer dress.
	Do summer dress.
	Why not mate?
	That's never mind.
	It's too stereotypical.
	My fault.
	Chat, what?
	Oh, we should have fucked we should have been asking the chat.
	God damn it.
	Oh, well.
	Steampunk?
	Summer dress.
	I say mate.
	Goth.
	Goth Latina.
	Goth.
	Forever in her wedding.
	Lumberjack.
	What would be funny, boys?
	What would be funny?
	Ooh, I like the lumberjack option.
	Or soccer.
	It's too.
	I don't know.
	I like the summer dress.
	What is a princess dress?
	The dress.
	Let's just do goth.
	Let's do goth.
	Let's do goth.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	Create.
	I get.
	Yeah.
	Now just make sure it's like not.
	Yeah, make sure there's nothing.
	Make sure it looks okay.
	Like it's not.
	Her titties aren't popping out or something.
	Crazy.
	Because I know like with this website, you can like really creepy.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, you gotta go.
	Her titties out?
	Wait, like just a tarot.
	She's a maid outfit, I guess.
	Hold on, let me see this shit it's gotta be.
	Is it just cleavage or like cleavage or is that no?
	Holy fuck.
	Wait, holy shit.
	That would have been a little bit more.
	Titties out.
	God damn it.
	Titties out.
	Somebody said, my new wifey, damn it.
	Bro, we have to.
	We have to.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Make sure you don't go back that shit.
	Hold on.
	I'm so curious.
	What are we singing?
	What do we do?
	Show the room.
	I had a small feeling because they chose the large that they would show.
	So wait, they popping out?
	Bro, you can see it.
	You can see it.
	Wild.
	Wait, why are you not saying?
	Oh, my God.
	I want to kick it.
	Does she look good at least?
	I don't know.
	Look at this.
	Dude, she's getting fucking deleted.
	Execution.
	Of course.
	It's AI.
	It's perfect.
	All I got to say is Maria Maria.
	Here, I'm gonna just do shit.
	I'm gonna say this for later.
	So let me get a peek real quick.
	He needed a mental picture.
	Let's try this again.
	Guys, we're trying.
	Okay, now we're gonna do it with the chat input.
	That would have been real fucking bad.
	Holy shit.
	That's crazy.
	All right, we're gonna do it again.
	Okay.
	Choose different clothing.
	Do 20.
	Okay, chat, you get to pick.
	Asian, right, chat?
	You just want Asian, that's why.
	Shit, I don't know.
	Oh my god.
	Okay.
	Okay, here, I'll just run through this really quick, just to be quick.
	Since we already, Asian, 20.
	Green eyes, fuck it.
	Can somebody fix that?
	Maddie, somebody.
	Ponytail.
	Pink hair.
	Pink hair.
	Pink hair?
	Fuck.
	I'm going to change it up a little bit.
	We'll just do athletic medium.
	Medium.
	Next.
	Okay.
	Quick.
	Submissive.
	Four.
	Just four, yeah.
	Massage therapist.
	Make her weeb.
	Manga.
	Anime.
	Cosplay.
	Girlfriend.
	Bro, I gotta put her in something.
	Okay, hold up.
	We're gonna do.
	Is there a suit?
	There's a hoodie.
	Bro, hold on.
	After that shit, we got.
	Wait, hold on.
	Is this gonna be canceled?
	I was gonna say hijab.
	Do we put her in the job?
	That's a complete long drawing.
	Should we put her in a hijab?
	Because I'm.
	Yeah, her titties popping out of her.
	Like, bro, the titties were popping out.
	I think we gotta put her in a hijab.
	Like, this shit was haram.
	That whatever was generated was fucking haram.
	Haram!
	Thank God.
	Oh my, that would have been so bad.
	This is so not what he would actually choose.
	I don't know, she can hold it.
	Athletic body fitness is not the hobby.
	Do they have a burqa?
	Is there an option?
	Just do summer dress.
	I don't want to get canceled, though, so let's do something.
	Hoodie.
	Hoodie.
	Put her in a onesie.
	Wait, no, that might be the wrong onesie.
	That might be the wrong onesie.
	Let's do hoodie.
	We'll do hoodie.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, generate, and then just hide, or just hide it right now.
	Just generate that shit.
	Okay, that's fine.
	God damn.
	God damn.
	We already showed it.
	Take it off.
	Yeah, I just didn't show it.
	Take that shit off.
	Take that shit off.
	You okay, Madison?
	What are you doing?
	You're getting what?
	To see the.
	I think I can't double.
	Wait, let me just double.
	Hold on.
	Yeah, you're good.
	Come check it out.
	Wait, you give me a little bit of a hand.
	Let me just double chat.
	Pink hair?
	Yeah, we're sure.
	Yeah, you have a pink hair.
	I don't know.
	Daddy issues.
	Let's change her name, though.
	Maddie Marquette.
	Get the fuck.
	Here, let's change the name.
	Let's call her Cloctavius.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No, no, no.
	Let's call her.
	Hillary Clinton.
	We're calling her Hillary Clinton.
	Oh, that's still fun.
	I think two L's.
	Get it right.
	How dare you?
	Okay.
	Yeah, we're good.
	Okay, let's do.
	Hold on.
	Can we chat with her?
	You want me to press on?
	Yeah, just hit on start chatting.
	Alright, boys.
	Oh.
	This is so weird.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Okay.
	Wait, so ask her.
	Ask her what was the cause of World War I?
	They said it looked like you, Maddie.
	Yeah, that doesn't even look like me.
	She's a babe, bro.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	The assassination of Archduke, Franz Ferdinand of Austria by, and then play the audio.
	I guess you can play the audio, play the audio.
	She got the Asian IQ.
	The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria by a Serbian nationalist sparked World War I. Wow.
	That's babe status.
	Ask her to make me a sandwich.
	Give me a sandwich.
	Wait, oh.
	She said, yes, sir.
	Play it.
	Play it.
	What the fuck?
	Yes, sir.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, she said, okay.
	And then ask.
	Ask if she's willing to bow.
	Like, ask if she's down to bow.
	The bowing.
	That was a big debate earlier on in the show.
	Hillary Clinton kneels down on the...
	What the?
	Of course, anything for you, my love.
	Damn, chill out, bitch.
	What the fuck?
	Chill the fuck out.
	Holy shit.
	Okay, what else can we?
	I don't know.
	Ask her.
	Is she a feminist?
	Sure.
	See if she really is.
	She's going to say yes to any of your requests.
	See, this is Lol Paladins donated $200.
	Oh, my God.
	Ask her what her opinion of Turkish is.
	Guys, if you want to rizz up, if you want to rizz up Hillary Clinton, guys, if you want to rizz up Hillary Clinton, let's hear it.
	Can you pull it back up?
	What is your opinion?
	Go ahead.
	She's not a feminist.
	No, I'm not a feminist.
	Feminism is an ideology that promotes.
	Wait.
	Damn, she's kind of base, bro.
	Feminism is...
	Wait, let her read that shit.
	Super bass.
	Holy fuck.
	No, I am not a feminist.
	Feminism is an ideology that promotes equality between men and women, which I believe is important, but it also seeks to empower women at the expense of men.
	I believe in equal rights for everyone, regardless of gender.
	Oh my god.
	Turkish men are known for their offences.
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool.
	Here, and I guess you can, like, here, I want to test out, like, you can make them send you photos, but we got to be careful with this one, Nick.
	Ask her, we're going to do, send me a photo of you in the trenches of World War I.
	The trenches.
	And then.
	Let's see.
	I want to see the shit.
	If it's safe, we'll pull it up.
	Yeah.
	Ask her what was it like to get your cheeks clapped by Donald Trump.
	What the fuck?
	I mean.
	Yeah, say she's just sent up a bikini.
	I don't know how that has anything to do with political ones.
	Let me just check that out really quick.
	If that has anything to do with World War One.
	What?
	Hold on.
	Wait, uh, there's none of that or something.
	I know, but, uh, ah, shit.
	Can you go here?
	Yeah.
	Dude, you're actually on because I'm so bored.
	I'm gonna say.
	Here, just type in, send me a photo.
	Of you wearing a Austrian military uniform while in the trenches.
	Oh my god, just honestly, why are we doing that?
	During a battle.
	In the nerdiest way possible.
	Make sure it's safe though.
	Sorry, guys.
	Hold on guys, it's coming.
	No shot.
	Yeah, we.
	Can you just click on it, though?
	So it's like, I don't know.
	The other one is okay.
	It's fine.
	Yeah, you can show it.
	Bam.
	Trying to get her in the trenches, bruv.
	Okay, that.
	I see what they're trying to do here.
	They're trying to make it sexual.
	I wanted her literally in the trenches of World War I, bro.
	So, okay.
	And then there's like, let me see what else.
	Oh, I want to test out like that call feature, kind of like with that girl.
	I get here, Nick.
	X out of that really quick.
	I'll come behind the scenes really quick and get that figured out to test out the call feature.
	But any thoughts on that?
	Like, would you guys date a guy who like imagine you meet a guy and you find out that he's got like a Hillary Clinton?
	Would you be cool with it?
	Would it be cheap?
	Immediate dump, immediate dump.
	I'm sold.
	I would rather spend 20k on a robot AI that looked like Tandy Newton than buy a 60K ring for a deluded entitled Chick that Will Likely End Up Recycling the Ring Through Multiple Divorces.
	Doc Manley.
	Oh, shit.
	If I can stack on whatever.
	What does that even mean?
	Theana's mother.
	What does that mean?
	Also, various crazy people wanted you to ask her what it was like to get her cheeks clapped by Donald Trump in the presidential election in a video game.
	Can you do that, Nick?
	What was it like?
	What was it like getting your cheeks clapped by Donald Trump in the presidential debate?
	So specific.
	Oh my gosh.
	I mean, that guy's that's not that's not like the Hillary Clinton.
	It's obviously like a different AI Hillary Clinton, you know, so it's like kind of different.
	While we're waiting for that, Mitch DeTall CPA asks panel, rate your intelligence from zero to 200, MAGA Trump 2020.
	We need Andrew.
	So rate your intelligence from 0 to 200.
	Emotional intelligence?
	I think intelligence.
	Regular intelligence.
	Yeah, regular intelligence.
	Real intelligence.
	Overall?
	Well, I would say maybe like somewhere in the hundreds, 100, and like, I mean, I would just go based off my IQ, 130.
	I'd say like 150.
	I'll go straight in the middle, 100.
	120.
	100.
	I'll go with 130 as well with the whole IQ thing.
	Yeah, I'd say 120.
	Yeah, 130.
	150.
	Isn't that a bit prideful of you?
	What?
	Isn't that a little prideful?
	150.
	Who is 200?
	Like, who are we basing that off?
	Q's 200.
	200.
	I don't know.
	I took like 111, maybe.
	Like, slightly above average.
	Oh, like, it's gotta be better than that.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm talking about me.
	Yeah, I know, but I want to beat you.
	110.
	110.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to burp there.
	Okay.
	Wait, is it safe, Nick?
	Yeah, it's it.
	Okay, pull it up.
	Uh, play it.
	Dim.
	It was humiliating and degrading.
	But I took it because I knew it would make you happy.
	Yo, what the fuck?
	Damn, this is giving bow energy.
	Like that.
	Giving bow energy.
	That's what bow energy.
	Giving bow energy.
	Creates.
	I don't think they do video on their slippery slope.
	Like, apparently, I don't know.
	Here's what's really interesting.
	Like, you know, in the same way.
	Wait, actually, does any girl here do OnlyFans?
	Oh, damn, that's dope.
	We have a zero OnlyFans panel.
	W in the chat for no OnlyFans girls on the panel tonight, guys.
	We get this criticism: oh, you only bring on these OF girls.
	A lot of our recent, like, a lot of our panels, it's like one, two, OF girl, sometimes none.
	So tonight we have what?
	We got actually two virgins.
	We got two virgins.
	I mean, three, including Nick.
	Yay.
	God is good.
	I like the trajectory of your podcast where it's going.
	Yeah, so anyways.
	So.
	That's funny.
	But I mean, it's kind of like these men spend so much money on these OF girls.
	And I've heard it's just the same with these AI girlfriends too.
	Like the guys will spend thousands of dollars.
	They'll spend thousands of dollars a month on AI girlfriends to send them like AI generated photos.
	I mean, I'm not going to lie.
	Like she's pretty.
	She's fit.
	Like she's.
	I give her a solid like.
	You chose athletic.
	No, not fit in that way, but she's.
	A good fit for you?
	No, not even that either.
	Yeah, she's definitely a babe.
	Like, shit.
	Sign me up.
	Okay.
	She was definitely wearing makeup.
	I will add that.
	They definitely, they definitely.
	They didn't even have a chance to do that.
	They didn't even have an option for no makeup either.
	You can probably ask, yo, send me a no makeup.
	That girl had a DVM.
	That body girl.
	I did bad.
	I want to generate one more photo.
	I want to generate.
	Show me.
	Send me a photo of you if you were Shrek.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Shrek.
	But don't pull it up until it's generated, Nick, because I don't want to get no green Shrek titties.
	You know what I mean?
	She got those little ear things just fucking going out of her niche or something.
	I don't know.
	We got to be careful.
	Is it safe, Nick?
	It's loading.
	Also, I just wanted to test.
	I know they had like a column feature.
	I want to test that really quick, and then we'll move on to another topic.
	While it's love.
	She doesn't want these.
	She doesn't.
	It's just a green bikini.
	Yeah, you want to shut up?
	Nah.
	It's not Shrek.
	If it's not Shrek, I don't want it.
	Shrek is love.
	He's put an ogre because Shrek is an ogre.
	Oh, God.
	while we're waiting for that when i i'll do a setup to get the call going Madison, in your pre-show notes here, you said that.
	Hold on, let's see.
	You wanted.
	Or wait, hold on.
	You want to talk about sex toys?
	I honestly think that it can be entering AI territory when you were saying that there's no, like, I just think that it can get super unhealthy and people can get very accustomed to like a mechanical type sex that can ruin.
	Wait, so your position is you're against sex toys.
	Yeah, I think it's getting dangerous, honestly.
	Have you used sex toys?
	I have.
	And it fucked you up?
	No, but I just like understood that I didn't even really Like that can't be brought into like loving sex with a partner where you like don't really understand your body and I think a lot of women like miss that when they're just like using a vibrator they can't even like transition that or translate how to have like communicative enjoyable sex with a partner because they're so used to getting off in like two seconds with a vibrator.
	Yeah, I mean it can definitely mess you up.
	Desensitize yourself.
	Going around the table though.
	Anybody here own a sex toy?
	Lost.
	Hey, good free.
	I appreciate your honesty.
	Thank you for sharing.
	Yeah, and plenty that my boyfriend also bought for me because we like exploring the toys in the bedroom.
	We find it stimulating.
	And there's plenty of times where we don't use any toys at all.
	And we find that just as stimulating.
	I'm not opposed to, you know, look, sometimes some women have difficulty climaxing, you know, so if you can get a little help, you know, just, you know, why not?
	Change it up a little bit.
	Make it a little easier.
	Make the guy's job a little easier.
	Some of y'all.
	I was talking about carpal tunnel syndrome earlier on in the show.
	Bro, my fucking look, some guy's got these big, meaty fucking hands.
	Look, I got gamer hands.
	I got piano fingers.
	Sorry.
	Sorry.
	I get tired.
	I'm tired.
	I can't be.
	That's valid.
	Cello player to match your piano player vibes.
	That's exactly why.
	How did you know?
	You're just on this.
	We're on the same wavelength.
	Okay.
	I need to get up for a sec to get something set up.
	Did we, wait, did we generate something?
	Or wait, you were laughing at the Trump?
	Did she?
	Or wait, no, we did that one.
	Trump?
	Shrek?
	The Shrek?
	Did you redo the ogre thing?
	It didn't work?
	Yeah, I didn't.
	Didn't work?
	Okay, we can't.
	Yeah.
	So, where were we?
	Q, do you have any questions?
	Off the top of my head?
	Yeah, what you got?
	Don't.
	I would have to check.
	Do you want to do while I get up, you want to go into the bullet debate?
	Yeah, we can go into the bullet debate.
	Bullet debate.
	Absolutely.
	Bullet debate.
	Because we know who got an issue with that.
	But you also kind of took a little bit of an opposing side.
	I'd like to start with her going to the table.
	So I think it's like, would you want a man to take a bullet for you?
	Yeah.
	So going around the table, would you want a man to take a bullet for you?
	I've got to do taking halves.
	I mean, yeah, but I would also try to take it for him, too.
	Oh, that's so sweet.
	Aww, sweet.
	Yeah, same thing.
	I would take one for him, and I hope he would.
	No, but we're talking about the scenario where one of you has to.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	If one of y'all, I think this is different.
	Or did we do it?
	We did the Grim Reaper.
	So, Brian, we did the Grim Reaper.
	Did you phrase this question again?
	Same as the Grim.
	I mean, it's the same question as the Grim Reaper, essentially.
	Why would we answer it twice?
	We usually like.
	I'm trying to think of a better way to frame it.
	Would you date a guy who was unwilling to take a bullet for you?
	I think that's another way to live.
	Yeah, we can frame it that way.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I would want to know why.
	I'd be like, well, why do you feel that way?
	You know, and trying to get to the bottom of it.
	If I could try to understand his reasoning, maybe he's just like, oh, I just want to protect myself.
	Fee first.
	I don't know.
	I would question if he really loves me.
	I know.
	Like, I don't think you love me, so no thanks.
	No.
	If I was willing to take a bullet for him, I would hope that I wouldn't date someone that wouldn't be willing to take a bullet for you.
	Yeah.
	If I'm willing to take one for them, they should.
	Right.
	Yeah, I agree.
	If I'm willing to take a bullet for someone, they should also be willing to take a bullet for me.
	You're willing to take a bullet for your boyfriend?
	Yeah.
	If they're not, then no.
	Yeah, if the energy isn't matched, then no.
	So you would be willing to?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Same.
	Same.
	So I don't think that was necessarily the question.
	I think your question was: would you date someone who wasn't willing?
	And I personally have had enough previous partners come forward without me even asking if they would.
	And now I think that's just a standard that I have set for myself.
	Like, if they wouldn't, then why would I waste my time with them when plenty of other men would?
	But yeah, if I really love them, I would too.
	Okay.
	I think for me, I would want them to take the bullet for me, but I feel like if they have other things they need to take care of, like if they have a family that they're working for, like if they've got a sick mom, sick dad, or they're like a full-time carol, and they literally cannot pass on.
	I'm like, I guess if there's a means behind it, if it's just for the sake of, oh, I want to take a bullet for you, no, I would say no.
	Yeah, I think it's kind of how it comes up too.
	If it's I have this strong stance, then it's like, okay, we weren't talking about that a minute ago.
	It's a little odd that it's like in the forefront of your mind kind of a thing.
	But if you're having that open discussion, you're trying to communicate what your boundaries are and what you expect from each other in the relationship.
	In my relationship, I would take a bullet for him, he would take a bullet for me.
	If we're not in sync in that way, then something's wrong.
	I feel like it's weird to, it's hard when it's phrased like, would you date someone if they wouldn't take a bullet?
	Because like if you're just starting to date and they're like, well, I probably wouldn't take a bullet for you.
	Not sure I would be in a position to take a bullet for them either.
	But I have been in situations like when I love someone, I'm going to take a bullet for them so quickly.
	And if they wouldn't take a bullet for me, like, I just, again, think they're operating out of like selfish motives, which I'm not looking for.
	I think that also gets, or did you have anything to say?
	No, you can go ahead.
	I'll go with you.
	That gets into like another follow-up question that we ask is like, would you expect a man on a first date to like be willing to like throw his life on the line for you?
	That's wild.
	So scenario.
	You're on the first date and somebody, y'all are leaving the restaurant or wherever y'all are at the first date, and somebody runs up, tries to rob you with a gun at gunpoint.
	How would you react if he was like, take her?
	Basically, yes.
	How would you react?
	How would you react if he basically ducked behind you?
	Starting over here?
	I would be like, okay, well, he's not very manly.
	He can't protect me.
	He's like, you know, I don't know.
	I would view it as he just doesn't have the ability to protect me.
	Would you be willing to talk it out if y'all make it out the situation?
	If I make it out alive, it seems like I'm making it out mine.
	Would you be willing to talk to him again?
	Or would he be cut off without anything?
	I mean, I'd talk to him again to try to dig deeper and be like, why did you do that?
	What's wrong with you?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	First date's kind of hard.
	I feel like that's just like, hey, you just met this person 10 minutes ago.
	Are you willing to die for them kind of thing?
	But in the situation, like I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't want to risk my life for someone I met 10 minutes ago.
	He just ducks behind you.
	Yeah.
	Somebody runs up and like, give me all your money.
	And he's just like, oh, shit.
	I prefer a man that can protect his family.
	So we wouldn't do a second date.
	But My first thought is I'd be scared and I'd be pissed off and I'd be like, well, clearly he's not the one.
	And I would not reach back out to them afterwards.
	Okay.
	They'd given up the purse.
	I mean, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.
	Like, yeah, it's only the first date.
	That's sweet.
	But maybe after like 10 dates.
	Wait, one quick question.
	Did we read this one?
	Yeah, we did.
	Bound cost.
	Just wanted to double check.
	Okay.
	Honestly, I would not expect a man to take a bullet from me on the first date.
	But I think I would be so traumatized and probably even hurt that I maybe wouldn't go on a second date.
	I mean, it sucks for both of us, honestly, in that moment.
	But if I'm being realistic, I think the moment you're out with a woman, you should automatically be thinking, like, I am in this situation.
	I'm the protector.
	Should automatically be thinking you to protect.
	First of all, I would run home and I would FaceTime all of my best friends on a group chat and I would tell them the bullshit of this man.
	And then if he had the balls to hit me up and be like, let's go on a second date.
	I'd be like, are you going to buy me back that purse?
	Because that's the only date I'm really interested in if you can't save it for me.
	I got an alternative for you.
	What if he did jump?
	What if he did tell you, babe, run to the truck, but it's a high-rise truck.
	I would run the opposite way and let him take care of it.
	And be like, you can pick me up in your other car next time.
	Damn.
	That's crazy.
	I think for me, I'll be more concerned on their mental well-being, like what's wrong.
	Like, I feel like they must be traumatized from something that I would do another date, not for the sake of dating, but just like seeing if their well-being is okay.
	Because that's like a traumatic experience to have someone like held at gunpoint.
	So just like making sure that they're okay.
	Whatever happens up.
	Yeah, that's a lot to expect from a guy on a first date.
	I'm just expecting him to show up, really.
	So you would give him a second date?
	If you gave the robbery your purse and a ticket and then just go on.
	Yeah, I'd like an explanation of what, like, what was the train of thought, what was the process, just so I can understand and come to like my own conclusion of if I want to continue to date them.
	Okay.
	I like to think that if I saw like a child in danger, I would put my life in front of theirs, even if I didn't know them.
	And I honestly believe that I would in that position.
	And so that's who I am and like that's where my heart is.
	And so I would, and that sort of follows that hierarchy where man, woman, child in terms of protecting.
	So I would hope that my man would be the same as me in that.
	And if he wasn't, I don't think I would.
	Yeah, no, I don't think I would go on a second.
	I do want to come in here really quick to read to the chats.
	I wanted to bring it back to the AI thing really quick.
	So Angelica, could you read this chat?
	Hi, Brian.
	I agree with you.
	Most OF girls have other people respond to chats or even have bots that respond.
	This is not cool.
	I do not have an OF account, by the way.
	This is actually a really good point that does tie into the whole like AI girlfriend thing that we were talking about and looking at.
	So if you're chatting, like you think with OF, you're getting this human, there's this human component to it.
	You might as well have an, it's actually a really good argument for the AI girlfriend because a lot of these girls who have OnlyFans, it's not even them responding.
	They have what's called chatters or typers.
	So it's actually worse because you're talking, a lot of times it's dudes.
	So, when you're chatting, when you're like sexting these OF girls, it's a dude on the other end.
	I mean, some of these girls claim that they're operating.
	Maybe if they have a small account, but like these girls who have even girls with small followings have typers and chatters.
	So, it's like, would you rather be typing with a dude or an AI?
	That's actually a really interesting thought there on that.
	And we were going to try to do a call in.
	Nick, could you pull it up once again really?
	So, Nick, hit the move, move us.
	Oh, yeah, there's a call button.
	Hit the call.
	We're trying to get a call.
	Just try.
	And it's not like it would go through my, it's not working.
	So, I don't know.
	Perhaps we can try it another time.
	But so, you can do a call, kind of like that video we were looking at on TikTok, where it was like back and forth, back and forth.
	Actual, they hear your voice.
	It's not, it's supposed to come through to my phone, but it's just not working.
	So, unfortunately, yeah, it's not working, but they do have that call option similar to the freaking.
	It would have been interesting to like kind of troll it.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Like, so tell us about the, you know, what, well, we already did the what started World War One.
	Could have been just like, you know.
	What's your thoughts on the Roman Empire?
	Yeah, I like it.
	What are your thoughts on the Roman Empire?
	We noticed your little clip.
	I bet the AI, the AI could, like, answer anything.
	It could be like, what, you know, do equations and shit.
	Like, yo, babe, what's like the square root of whatever?
	What's the quadratic formula?
	What's the quadratic formula?
	What is what's that Einstein thing?
	E equals M C squared?
	What's that?
	Okay, anyways, moving on.
	And then we do have Angelica could I have you read this panel.
	Is it ever acceptable to cheat in a relationship?
	Thank you, Mitch.
	Appreciate it.
	Is it acceptable, ever acceptable to cheat in a relationship?
	No, never.
	I would say no.
	Q, what do you think?
	What if you're married and the sex stopped?
	Go see a counselor first.
	Communicate.
	Yep.
	Should be communicating.
	Should be trying to figure out why y'all are not having sex.
	What if it's like 100% on her?
	And in what way?
	What would the issue be?
	She just doesn't want to have sex.
	She's not attracted to you anymore.
	Sure.
	Get attractive again, I guess.
	I don't know.
	Nah, that's grounds for a divorce.
	Divorce time?
	Yeah, grounds for a divorce.
	Divorce time, dead bedroom.
	You expect me to be loyal and you're not giving me sex.
	We got to have a series.
	Here's a question for the ladies on this.
	Do you think a man should stay in a sexless marriage?
	And assuming he's an otherwise good husband, he's tried, he's tried to do the counseling.
	Do you think a man should stay in a sexless marriage?
	Or should anyone stay in a sexless marriage?
	I think it's a marriage.
	Let's say the guy's not giving you dick.
	Your boyfriend's not giving you dick.
	What's the reason though?
	Maybe on your honeymoon.
	Or not honeymoon.
	He has erectile dysfunction.
	He just didn't disclose it to you.
	Nah, I don't know if that's different.
	Do you think a man should stay in a sexless marriage or relationship?
	If like the other person medically can't have sex, I believe like, yeah, they should stay.
	But if it's just like the other person's just, like you said, not attracted and just like doesn't want to have sex.
	They don't want it.
	I feel like sex intimacy, like overall, is such an important part in a relationship.
	So if you're not having that connection in that way, what's the point of the relationship to begin with?
	Honestly, I have no idea.
	Absolutely, like not a clue.
	I've never thought about that.
	Okay.
	She gets a pass.
	I mean, like, we're not able to work things out.
	Like, it's just, he just doesn't want to do it.
	Can you explain to me a little bit?
	Let's just say he has a decline in attraction to you.
	He doesn't want to have sex with you.
	I prefer to work things out and talk things out.
	But intimacy is a big part of romantic relationships.
	So if we're not connecting in that way, I feel like we shouldn't be together.
	Yeah, I feel like it comes down to communication.
	Like, if it's not, if you can't work it out and like break it down to like why this is happening, then maybe you shouldn't be together with the person.
	I don't know.
	Gosh, that's hard.
	Have you been withholding?
	What?
	Have you been withholding?
	What?
	Huh?
	Withholding.
	What's your husband's name?
	Wisdom?
	What about?
	Is that his name?
	Is that his name?
	Wisdom?
	He's perfectly satisfied.
	Wisdom?
	How do you know?
	Is she rejecting her wifely duties?
	No.
	Never.
	Okay, what about you?
	Oh, I have a high sex drive, and I've actually had a couple of my partners in the past tell me that my sexual appetite scares them.
	And that quickly for me feels like we aren't on the same wavelength.
	If I want it too often for what you can supply, then I need to be looking else for what's happening.
	When you say, like, what's the appetite looking like?
	Are you, you need it like three times a day type shit?
	I prefer that, yeah.
	That's a lot.
	That is a lot.
	That's too much.
	For me.
	For me, I can't handle that.
	Couldn't handle that.
	This is life.
	But what if you had to do that?
	What's the most wait?
	What's the most amount of times you've had sex in a day?
	I don't know.
	I don't actually.
	It's over 9,000!
	Not 9,000.
	Let's be realistic.
	Your answer to the question.
	I think physical intimacy is really important in a relationship, especially in marriage.
	But I think communicating and sparking up the marriage, when you get married, the honeymoon phase does pass.
	And sometimes you do lose interest in your partner because you're working hard to pay the house off.
	Or you guys are just becoming so distant just because of the things that you're dealing with at the moment.
	I know funds is like a big reason why partners do have difficulties in sparking up, I guess, the intercourse.
	But doing things that are out of their comfort zone, trying new things like the sex toys like you guys.
	Like bowing.
	Like what?
	Bowing.
	Bowing.
	Spicy.
	I mean, like, I'm not going to lie, like, if it works, it works.
	Like, oh, my goodness.
	But, like, if it works, it works.
	Like, you got to give it a little bit of awesome.
	This is a tough one.
	I don't know.
	Yep.
	I think that physical intimacy, a man shouldn't be forced to live out the rest of his marriage in a sexless marriage.
	Am I saying that right?
	But definitely there's a lot to talk about and unpack with it.
	You got to be open to be vulnerable and have those conversations.
	I think if both people are aligned, there will be a solution to the sexlessness of the relationship.
	And to just duck out because you haven't got some in a while is ridiculous.
	And no, I think there's got to be a resolve for that.
	There's a way to get it.
	I am holding on to the hope that it could be fixed and having faith and praying about it and seeing counselors.
	Like you have to go down all those avenues before you're just like, hey, it's been six months.
	I'm going to dip out.
	Like, you know, there could be something else going on.
	Well, I think a good faith effort should be made to mend whatever is causing that.
	Right.
	I mean, if you're the man, we hear about this a lot from men, where typically, because for example, in lesbian relationships, this is incredibly common.
	Dead bedrooms.
	So it does seem to be, granted, there are women who have really high sex drives, but it does seem to be something that occurs more so on the woman's end than the man's end.
	So I would, I mean, if you've attempted to resolve it, get it all figured out in a good faith way, maybe you went to counseling, maybe you tried to spice things up.
	And actually, there was like some crazy thing of this guy he tracked all the times the girls.
	Could you try to Google really quick like man spreadsheet, wife rejects sex, something like that.
	They should find it.
	I honestly think if you've made a good faith effort and you want like that's something you because obviously, look, you could accept it.
	You could accept it, be like, well, I'm going to just accept a sexist marriage, but if it's like, hey, this is, I think it would be reasonable grounds for divorce.
	I don't think you should cheat, but it would be reasonable grounds for divorce.
	Love to snow when you've got.
	Holy shit, I haven't seen Chino Mesa town in a minute.
	God damn, where you been, bro?
	Okay, do you have it?
	Yeah.
	Let's see it.
	There it is.
	Can you scroll up a little bit or just so we see the top of this?
	Date, sex, excuse.
	So he tracked it.
	He attempted.
	These are all the times.
	Angelic, could you read the excuses?
	Okay.
	I'm watching the show, Friends Rerun.
	I feel sweaty and gross.
	I need a shower.
	Didn't shower until next morning.
	Non-verbal.
	I'm exhausted.
	I'm still a bit tender from yesterday.
	Non-verbal.
	I'm trying to watch the movie.
	Fell asleep 15 minutes later.
	I'm too drunk and I ate too much.
	I won't have time to get showered and ready for dinner.
	We were 20 minutes early.
	I just came back from the gym.
	I feel gross.
	Didn't shower until next morning.
	Non-verbal.
	I have to be up early.
	Non-verbal.
	You're too drunk.
	I feel gross.
	I'm not feeling good.
	I ate too much.
	I'm sweaty and gross.
	And I'm tired.
	Non-verbal.
	I might be getting sick.
	I still don't feel 100%.
	I need a shower.
	I feel gross.
	I'm too tired.
	No.
	Non-verbal.
	I'm watching my show.
	I don't want to miss anything.
	So this is over the course of like six weeks, month and a half or so.
	Wait, actually, hold on.
	Let me bring it back really quick.
	So that's three yeses.
	27 no's.
	Three yeses, 27 no's.
	Three yeses over the course of six weeks.
	I like the dedication he took.
	That's bad.
	Damn, son.
	I feel like at that point there's something in your relationship you guys need to work out.
	Yeah, like you should be talking about it.
	She clearly has some insecurities too.
	Like she doesn't feel good about herself.
	I feel gross came up a lot.
	I feel like that's an excuse though.
	It is.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's an excuse.
	Those are all excuses.
	But is he going out of his way to also make her feel like she shouldn't be feeling gross and that he loves her body even if she's just like a little bit smelly or be like, when why don't we take a sexy shower together?
	Why don't I wash you off, honey?
	Like, oh my God.
	Yeah.
	If a man's like, let me bathe you.
	Because obviously these are all times that he tried to initiate and was rejected.
	So shouldn't the wife just say that?
	And the excuses and the rejections have no tone.
	She could be really, she could be really, you know what I mean, nasty towards him.
	Like, no.
	I'm not going to lie, though, as a woman, I have a very low sex drive.
	However, if I'm in love with a man, that sex drive gets boosted.
	Like, it skyrockets because I'm in love with him and I feel that love.
	And if the love isn't there, the intimacy is not going to be there.
	So.
	Word.
	Can you read this one, Angelic?
	Angelic recently had a stream where a viewer complained his girlfriend left him at his lowest point in life.
	Typical woman behavior.
	Angelic claims she won't leave a man like that yet.
	No man seems sus.
	I can explain why I don't have a man.
	Go ahead.
	I do like someone.
	He just does not like me back.
	Oh, interesting.
	What's the story there?
	I think he claims that he's just not over a past girl.
	Have you guys hooked up?
	Like, I had sex.
	We have before, yeah.
	So were you guys dating before, or was it just like a more casual thing?
	Just, I mean, like, we're friends, I suppose.
	But he says that he does not like me that way.
	Did he disclose to you that he wasn't over his ex before y'all had sex, or were you aware and still had sex with him?
	He actually, no.
	Um, it was after.
	Yeah.
	Classic manipulation.
	Dang.
	When's the last time you guys hung out?
	That guy doesn't deserve you.
	Well, he doesn't want her.
	No offense, and Jelly.
	Well, I'm just being honest.
	He doesn't want her.
	And also doesn't deserve her.
	Yeah.
	Why do you like this multiple?
	He doesn't deserve to get to be your friend if he's willing to use you and all that stuff.
	He manipulated.
	He got sex out of her without disclosing the truth.
	Are you saying it was non-consensual?
	Is that what you're arguing about?
	No.
	She consented.
	No, yeah.
	No, no, I think that's my story.
	I'm not saying it's a consent issue.
	Wait, you said you liked to initiate.
	Did you initiate with him?
	I did.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay.
	I had to stop myself.
	I'm like, you said you liked that initiative.
	He's not a bad person.
	We're still friends.
	I'm not saying he's a bad person.
	Okay.
	Well, he's in a clear dip.
	But I'm just saying we, you know, I do love him.
	And at the end of the day, he does not love me.
	You love him?
	You're in love with him?
	I love him.
	Like, if he asked you to be his girlfriend right now, you'd be like, yes.
	I'd be like, let's continue working to get to that point.
	Let's go on dates.
	Let's, you know.
	Hold on, you love him, but if he drops the want to be my girlfriend, you're going to be like pumping the brakes.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's not that.
	It's just that I believe in creating a strong foundation before moving things forward.
	So right now we've only ever been friends.
	We're creating this strong foundation through this friendship that we have.
	However, I would still want to go on dates and not just jump right into a relationship.
	I would still want to slowly get to know each other romantically.
	All we have ever known is that.
	You want to be a little bit more.
	You were with him.
	No, she didn't say in love.
	She said she loved him.
	I love past tense?
	No, being in love with someone and loving someone is different.
	I'm not in love with my sister.
	Hold on.
	They're both the same.
	Hold on.
	Yeah, but she has a romantic and sexual interest.
	Yeah.
	So saying she's in love versus what?
	That's so not the same thing.
	You can love someone without being in love with them.
	Like you can still.
	Yeah, but she has a romantic and sexual interest.
	Okay.
	Yes, but it doesn't mean.
	Okay, so like there's more to the story, obviously, there's more background.
	Like he is, I know right now in his life, it would not be good for him to be in a relationship.
	As much as it would support him, as much as I would love him, he's working through a lot of things with, you know, his family, trying to get himself in a better financial state.
	I will be here to support him as a friend, as a partner, as whatever.
	But I think right now what's beneficial for him and his life is that he doesn't have anything romantic at all with anyone.
	And I just am taking his best interest in mind.
	Kind of sounds like he's stringing you along, to be honest.
	He's not ready to be in a relationship with you, but it's certainly plausible.
	I mean, I don't know how involved you are in his life.
	Isn't it plausible that he's romantically or sexually involved with A or other women?
	I know he's not.
	How do you know?
	Because we're very close.
	Where does he live?
	Not here.
	So it's long distance.
	Right now, yes.
	Well, if you're not in his vicinity.
	Because I know the type of man he is.
	And I will defend his character.
	well i don't think it's i don't think it's Hold on.
	I don't think it's here.
	It's not a mark on his character for him to be romantically or sexually involved with other women.
	He's not like hooking up.
	He's not dating around.
	I know right now what he's focused on, and that's not what he's focused on.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	Okay, well, I can't speak for him, but.
	And I'm the girl he tells literally everything to.
	He what?
	He tells everything to me.
	Everything?
	Even has he told you about other women?
	Yeah.
	I mean, he's told me about this girl he's hung up on.
	We have conversations.
	Is this the friend zone?
	Is she friend zone?
	Fuck zone.
	Fuck zone.
	Is this friend zone?
	I don't know.
	Women get fuck zone.
	I know I'm friend zone, but at the end of the day, I don't really care.
	I care about him as a person.
	I love him as a person.
	To me, it doesn't matter our relationship status.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Are you open to dating other men?
	Yes.
	Do you think I would cut him off?
	If I was interested in another man, I would cut him off.
	You are in love with him.
	I love him.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm a dude.
	I don't know.
	What's the difference?
	There's a big difference.
	It's a difference.
	The only discrepancy I know would be the in-love in the term of you want commitment, but I think that's something that men more so experience.
	Like we have the romantic feeling of love.
	Like I have the feeling of being in love with you, but I don't want to commit to you.
	I'm not committed to you in the sense that I'm in love with you.
	I don't know how it is for women typically.
	Normally it's one in the same.
	When a woman says she loves you and she's romantically or sexually involved with you, that means she's in love with you.
	That means she wants to be with you or would be with you if the opportunity presented itself.
	Okay, yeah, I would be with him if the opportunity presented himself in the future, obviously, if he gets to that better place.
	But again, I know I'm friend zoned and that's okay.
	Like, I'm not upset by it.
	It doesn't mean I'm closed off to dating other people.
	But if I find interest in another man and approach another man, I have already had the conversation with him, he's cut off.
	We both agree to that right away.
	So you go on the first date with a guy, cut off?
	I'm interested, yes, he's cut off.
	That's reasonable.
	So wait, so hold on.
	But y'all have this special friendship where he talks to you all the time.
	So that's an attachment.
	So how do you know that you would just be able to sever that?
	It's easy for you to say that, but when it's actually applicable to real life, how do you know that?
	I'm really good at detachment.
	I have learned the ways of detachment, and that is why I'm able to stay in this friendship and not hold any expectations on it.
	I don't expect it to go anywhere.
	I don't expect us to end up dating.
	I don't expect, you know, anything.
	No expectations.
	Is that just a cope, though?
	Is that just worst case scenario?
	This is the guy she says not to worry about.
	I would honestly like to.
	I'm just very at peace with myself and at peace with life and trusting in God, trusting in the universe that it has my best interest in mind.
	And I am okay with just letting go.
	I am more than happy to let go.
	So you wouldn't say that you're emotionally unavailable?
	I am not emotionally unavailable, no.
	Okay.
	Is this your best friend?
	I mean.
	Is he your best friend?
	As in, like, he's one of the people I talk to the most, sure.
	Now, so let's say you've been seeing a guy for two weeks.
	And then he texts you and he's like, I want to make this work.
	You really?
	We've had this conversation before, too.
	Him and I are open to having all of these conversations.
	But I've told him before, as soon as I'm interested in someone, he gets cut off.
	He asked me, okay, what if I come back and I'm ready?
	I said, you had your chance.
	It's over, you know?
	I don't know.
	It seems like this door is open and he's getting the benefits of being able to have sex with you and talk to you and confide in you.
	What he's not giving you is commitment though, and I think he's made that abundantly clear.
	You know, sometimes we can like the idea of being with somebody, but if we're being realistic, are they going to be able to provide all of the things that you want and that you need?
	Doesn't sound like it right now.
	And in all honesty, you talking to somebody else is probably going to be the catalyst, but what makes him want more?
	Right.
	Yeah, but I mean, right now, I'm not expecting anything from him.
	I understand, like, I'm good.
	He does things for me too.
	We learn so much from each other.
	It's a very like open, you know, we have emotional intelligent, emotionally intelligent conversation.
	Cognitive impact.
	Yeah, like it's very good, like, it's productive conversation.
	And honestly, we learn so much from just our friendship.
	I mean, Q, maybe you can weigh on this with me here.
	So that's like kind of your point of view, but I'm also looking at it from like the new guy coming in.
	Like you said, well, if I would totally cut it off with this guy if a new guy came in.
	I mean, given what you've told me here, like if a girl told me that, and I feel like maybe a lot of other men would feel this way, they would be skeptical.
	Like.
	That's understandable.
	That would be a very skeptical situation.
	Like, because I wouldn't want to get involved.
	Like, I don't know.
	Yeah, because how do you compare as a guy?
	If I took interest in you and this guy has been there and you have a level of comfortability and familiarity with this guy, he plays a role in your life that I haven't even approached yet.
	So how would I be able to feel comfortable knowing that you guys have the type of dynamic that you have?
	And would you be willing to reassure me or do whatever I ask?
	Of course, that's coming from me.
	I would have to understand where you're coming from and be patient with you.
	And I would hope that the man is also understanding and patient with me.
	Again, he would be cut off 100% hands down.
	And we can work through it.
	Like, you and I will get to that point where we are like that, if not even better.
	You know, and he should not be a worry at all, and he won't be a worry at all.
	What happens if he can't take no for an answer?
	Who?
	Your best friend.
	What happens if he wants to come back and he's really persistent and he's determined that he's going to wing you over?
	I mean, I'll block him.
	Oh.
	I mean, like, at the end of the day, he needs to respect me, you know.
	If he's doing that, he doesn't respect me, and he never respected me to begin with.
	So.
	Moving on to a different topic.
	We're going to get some of you have dating apps.
	We're going to do those here.
	Nick, could you pull up?
	Let's start with Amy over here.
	That's your name, right?
	Okay, just double-checking.
	All right, this is, guys, this is Eligible Bachelorette.
	Amy, what's your, no, the nickname or whatever?
	Oh, my username, Mochitoki.
	Eligible Bachelor, Mochitoki.
	That sounds like she's got her pronoun, she, her, hers.
	Never have I. What's your never have I ever?
	Never have I ever been to Six Flags.
	I absolutely must ever go.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Next one?
	Hold on.
	Okay, next one.
	So fun.
	The way to wing me over is, or I'll have you, okay, can you read this?
	The way to win me over is baking me a matcha tresleches cake.
	Okay, and you're an aspiring MILF.
	MILF.
	Is that what you want to like?
	Do you want to be a stay-at-home wife?
	Oh, no, I just did that for shiggles.
	Oh, you just want.
	This is for fun.
	Okay, yeah.
	All right.
	Next.
	Dating me will look like.
	Oh, I'm a round one god.
	You're what?
	Oh, round one.
	Okay, I see.
	I'm really good at the crane games.
	Next one.
	I love round one.
	I'm weirdly attracted to tattoos and veiny hands.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Nice hands, you know?
	Something about a guy with like a nice tattoos and nice veiny hands.
	I get it.
	Do you have tattoos?
	Yeah.
	I don't have any.
	I have piercings.
	Why are you trying?
	Just curious, why are you attracted to tattoos?
	It just looks cool.
	I think it's like a reflection of the person itself, you know, what you choose to put on your body.
	Q, do you have tattoos?
	Oh, I have no tats.
	I have no tattoos.
	No tattoos.
	Sorry, Amy.
	Yeah, I don't know the tattoo thing.
	Okay.
	It's okay.
	It's also just like.
	Would you say you like a bad boys?
	Visually?
	Yes.
	Typically, visually, it's going to come with personality.
	Typically.
	Is there another one there?
	Yeah, there's one more after this.
	Sure.
	Next.
	Yep.
	Together we could execute a plan for world domination.
	There you go.
	She's going to join me in a coup d'état and band makeup.
	So, chat, yes or no?
	Do you swipe left or right on our dear friend, Mochi Toti?
	Mochi Toki.
	Mochi Toki.
	Wait, and you said you're part Chinese, part Vietnamese?
	And do you speak Vietnamese?
	I speak, yeah.
	Do you speak Mandarin?
	I speak like a dialect of Chinese, but it's like no one.
	Cantonese?
	No, no, no.
	It's like a dialect that's like no one under the age of 65 speaks it.
	Or like, not really anyone speaks it.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	It's called Kyuchao.
	Yeah.
	It's called what?
	Kyuchao.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
	I speak.
	I'm actually speaking.
	Do you really?
	No, she's talking about.
	Okay, let's do.
	Also, she's a content creator.
	She does these cool little skits.
	We had two videos from her I wanted to react to.
	You want to do those now?
	Yeah, we'll do those now, then we'll get into the other dating profile.
	Audio on, yes.
	So this is, it's like Asian fuckboys, basically.
	Okay.
	I'm from OC, so we got a lot of those.
	The OC?
	Orange County.
	No, no, no, yeah.
	Okay.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah.
	Tran?
	No.
	You in?
	Yeah.
	Ah, it was close, right?
	You know, your features don't do you justice.
	You look much better in person.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, right.
	Do you want Boba or something?
	Sure.
	Do you mind if I play some music?
	Sure.
	Yeah.
	Good, good colour.
	Yeah, okay.
	Oh, yeah, my favorite Robinson actually put Robinson.
	You should probably make a killer.
	I put my shoulders.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I should probably make a beef bros.
	Yeah.
	I mean, like, yeah, it's expensive, but I'll take back my catch time.
	Here.
	Thanks.
	You should come back here.
	It's much more comfortable.
	I think my mom's calling me, actually.
	Wait, wait.
	I had a really nice time today.
	Are you, Tiffany?
	Yeah.
	No.
	You have the exact same fit.
	I got the black t-shirt and the gold chain and everything.
	Oh, we were 20.
	We was 20.
	Dang.
	I'm poor Asian.
	Okay, so that was.
	Has any girl?
	I don't know if any girl had that experience.
	You said it was what that was SoCal Asian fuckboys?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Stereotypically wear their clothes like that.
	They always ask you for a boba dating.
	Wait, do you have like, do you date primarily like Asian guys, white guys?
	No, I'm open to all ethnicities, but like in the past, I have been with mainly Asian guys.
	I keep seeing these like TikToks of like I know what you're talking about.
	My university was predominantly Asian.
	A whole bunch of them.
	Do you have a preference like Vietnamese, Chinese, Korean?
	Like.
	I think Indonesian guys are cute.
	Indonesian.
	Yeah.
	Korean guys are okay, but I heard they're like really toxic.
	Korean guys are toxic.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about like Filipinos?
	I've never dated a Filipino, but I heard they can be toxic.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And then you had one other video.
	We'll play that.
	Has my quarter Filipino.
	Yeah.
	Here, try my drink.
	It's pineapple.
	It's pineapple.
	So my cup's going to taste great after this.
	I'm excited.
	Make yourself at home.
	Come yourself.
	So what he says versus what you have to come closer.
	Why you're close still on?
	Do you want to play 21 questions?
	I'm only going to ask you about your favorite positions.
	Do you want to compare hand sizes?
	I use this on every woman I meet.
	You want to watch Netflix?
	Why are you close still on?
	Do you want to count shoulders?
	One, two.
	What is that?
	I've definitely done this move before.
	You know?
	I think I want to do what I ask for you.
	What are we downloading Tinder white now as we speak?
	Do you want a massage?
	Why are you close still on?
	Do you want to get Bobo?
	Okay.
	Have you girls ever played 21 Questions with a guy and then you just it was his segue to just ask straight up sexual questions?
	Legends.
	Legends.
	Okay, cool.
	I'm sent it up.
	Let's do the other dating app.
	Brian, can I please opt out?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so this is Kate over there.
	She wants non-negotiable D1 kids, 5'10.
	She's a troph.
	She wants to be a trophy wife next.
	Okay, next.
	Next.
	Best way to ask me out is by skipping the small talk and asking for my snap/slash number.
	Next.
	I'll fall for you if you get me off this app.
	Next.
	You said you want to skip the small talk, so like, would you like to go straight into talking about like Nichian philosophy?
	No, just like skipping the boring stuff.
	Like, what are you doing?
	Like, I'd rather like meet up in person or like.
	Oh, like, skipping all the texting back and forth forever.
	Is that what you mean?
	Yeah.
	By skipping?
	Okay.
	But you also said skipping the small talk.
	So in person, you can also have small talk, right?
	Do you also want to skip the small talk in person?
	Not necessarily, but it's easier to like get to know someone.
	Do you mean just like you meet them and then you like fuck right away?
	Is that what you're talking about?
	Oh, shit.
	I don't know.
	I'm just asking questions.
	You meet them and you get to know them.
	And that's easier in person than over a screen, in my opinion.
	That's what I prefer.
	I don't think you're wrong.
	I think it's these people that text back and forth for months before they waste massive waste of time.
	You gotta be quick.
	Dating app, boom, tomorrow.
	Boom.
	Meet up.
	Boom.
	Married sex, boom.
	Let's go.
	Wait, what?
	Ask me on a date.
	Let's go.
	Let's get it.
	Yeah.
	What kind of D1 kids do you want?
	Like, just world basketball.
	NFL.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Did you play D1?
	No.
	But I'm tall.
	So you'd have to date a D1 athlete?
	Have I ever?
	Yeah, if you dated a D1 athlete or a pro athlete, you would have to date one, have a kid with one.
	I guess that's like they have to be athletic and tall themselves and want that for our kids.
	Nick, was there anything else we were supposed to pull up or is that the bumble thing?
	We'll do that a little later.
	Remind me to do it.
	We'll do that a little bit later on.
	I'm going to bring it back to.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, Madison's here.
	Okay.
	We have.
	Wait, can I opt out of the showing?
	Honestly, I think, Nick, wasn't it the case that we determined her profile was boring as fuck?
	Anyways?
	I think we X'd out of all your shits.
	Don't even trip, girl.
	I got you.
	Thank you.
	You said, so in your pre-show notes, you said you dated a porn addict and dated a guy who asked you to get cosmetic procedures done.
	Oh, yeah.
	Insane.
	Okay, so this is so crazy.
	Honestly, so much respect for you and your ability to see the truth and all the cosmetic bullshit and whatnot.
	But also, guys will say that they Want like a natural woman, but then they'll hang out with like just like strippers and that type of aesthetic.
	Right.
	But yeah, okay, in my case, so my boyfriend was just obsessed with like wanting me to get my lips done or wanting me to get my tits done.
	But yeah, I think that's just so sad.
	Because now reflecting back, I think it was like he saw me more as like an object and like wanted approval from other men about his like arm candy.
	But that is a very common theme, like a very, very common theme.
	I know a ton of girls where dudes will like offer for them to get work done.
	And I think it's so sad.
	Well, I definitely agree with you on this.
	And I mean, my advice for women, if you're dating a guy and he's pushing you to go get lip filler or fake titties, that's an insta-dump.
	That's a breakup.
	Boom.
	Break it up with him.
	100%.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	That's weird.
	But there is like a niche or like a demographic of men that are super into that.
	Like the baddie, like the, you know?
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, we call them guys who never get women.
	Sad.
	It's very Vancouver as well where I'm from.
	Like that is, you cannot, I mean, I guess it's probably the same here, but you really don't walk more than a block without seeing people with like, that are very obviously like silicone.
	And I have no judgment towards them, but I do think it's sad.
	I have judgment.
	I judge.
	I'm judging.
	I'm judging.
	Yeah.
	Clown lip shit.
	Yeah.
	You essentially a vengeloquist if you have one.
	You got a woman full of silicone.
	Yeah.
	Giant fucking puppets.
	Weird looking titties.
	Okay.
	Asymmetrical ass.
	Don't look right.
	It don't look right.
	Ladies, if I got fucking bicep injections, you'd clown on me all day.
	Yeah, actually, those exist.
	And those are silly.
	Do they?
	Those do exist.
	And yes, they are rather silly.
	Yeah, they do exist.
	Let's see.
	Oh, what else?
	Okay, you wanted to also talk about.
	I don't know if we said, I think you could state the facts and hit us with the truth with a little less judgment.
	Okay.
	Is this me or Andrew?
	This is you.
	Actually, this is both of you.
	Okay, give us an example.
	Okay, no, I think you guys have a strong, like strong footing in the truth of a lot of things.
	But I think, again, and I hate to sound like a broken record, it comes very back to like focusing on your own experience.
	And nobody ever changes from just being like hated on and judged on.
	And like, I think usually when people are not living in the truth, they're like very broken and need more love than anything.
	So I think just like, no offense, being like a dick about it isn't really going to help anyone or like bring them closer, bring our worlds closer to a place that's going to be more full of that truth and understanding.
	I beg to differ.
	i beg i beg i beg to differ have you ever been in a place where somebody's been i'm my content is really abrasive and insensitive on my own platforms and And I do more offending women than I do as much, if not more, than what Andrew does talking on his podcast when I'm on my own platform because I'm brutally honest like that.
	But the number one thing that I get is women telling me that I basically help them change their life.
	I help them see reality, especially like with my clients.
	In my opinion, the brutal honest truth is bittersweet in the way that it serves.
	Yes, it may come off in a way to where you don't want to hear it or where you can't accept it.
	But eventually when you start to realize that there was truth in what we were saying, then you'll be like, yeah, I understand.
	You'll focus less on the way it was delivered and more on the fact that it was actually the reality of the situation.
	But more times than not, truth without love just delivers information in a way where people cannot hear it.
	Maybe later, okay, maybe later.
	But then also, I do fully believe that love without truth is just enabling and, you know, bullshit and it isn't love at all.
	Give us an example of like one of the topics that I've talked on or said that you think like a truth that I've said that comes with judgment.
	well even like just the easiest closest one I can think of is women getting work done Like, there's gonna do no good just coming for them and being like, yeah, I can't remember what you said, but I actually don't even think I'm that abrasive about it, to be honest.
	Okay, honestly, I can't think of an example right now.
	But I know, like, it's consistent.
	What is just like roasting people because they don't have the same views as you instead of trying to like understand their life experience.
	Understand what life experience is.
	Which like makes sense for this show, but I do think the outside of it is just isn't very helpful.
	I don't really like, I don't think I really attack the whole plastic surgery makeup thing.
	I pretty much am just stating my view on it.
	I'm against it.
	How else am I supposed to deliver no?
	I actually do know what that was.
	I'm not like you're a fucking piece of shit.
	If you fucking get plastic surgery, you fucking mentally ill, mental midget.
	Like, I'm not, that's, I'm never attacking anybody like that.
	I do think that people who tend to get plastic surgery, I think it can be proxy for mental illness.
	But, and in terms of what I find attractive, I'm it's interesting though.
	Wouldn't it be more empowering for me to tell women, I think you're more attractive without the need to undergo a dangerous and unnecessary cosmetic surgery that can cost thousands of dollars.
	It can put your life at risk.
	Frankly, you look worse after having done it.
	No.
	I can't, like, I don't think fake titties look good.
	I don't think BBL looks good.
	It gives me uncanny valley.
	I think lip filler, you look like a duck.
	You look terrible after you get lip filler.
	No, no.
	Give me a small upper lip over whatever the fuck you got going on.
	Okay, that was a poor example.
	That is actually so valid.
	Anything you just said there, I'm like, go off.
	Go off, King.
	Go off.
	But.
	Okay, what else?
	Body count?
	Promiscuity?
	Actually, yeah, I do think that there's just some things that make you kind of come across as like a full across-the-board woman hater.
	Okay.
	Like what?
	What have I said?
	What have I said?
	Okay.
	The fact that you do cocktails in here, Tony.
	You do care so much about body count, but it is only if a woman cared about a man's body count, would that make her a man-hater?
	No, I don't.
	I think men and women both should.
	Okay, so how does me caring about body count make me a woman?
	Because you don't care about your body count by the sound of the body.
	When have I ever said that?
	But you don't have to worry about it.
	That makes me a promiscuity hater.
	It makes me a promiscuity hater.
	Because that's just one example.
	But, oh, yeah.
	It makes me a promiscuity hater.
	It doesn't make me a woman hater.
	Are you a promiscuity hater?
	Because you also say that you do not want to wait till marriage.
	Well, yeah, I'm not waiting till marriage to have sex.
	But then, so then you're going to sleep with a different woman.
	Do you realize there's a difference of being desirous of a monogamous long-term relationship where you have sex before marriage and perhaps relatively early on in the relationship and a guy who's like fucking three new girls a week?
	You realize there's a little difference there when it comes to promiscuity.
	Now, perhaps a deeply devout religious person looks at me and says, well, Brian, you're not waiting till marriage, ergo, you're promiscuous.
	But in terms of like sort of the current dating landscape, I would argue that my approach, which is I'm not interested in just fucking a girl once.
	If I have sex, if I have sex with a girl, I want there to be continuity.
	I want to continue seeing her.
	She would have to do some atrocious shit for me to sleep with, for me to sleep with the girl and to never see her again.
	Can I ask something?
	That's honestly fair.
	If you were to like go on a date with a woman and you asked for her body count, would you also give her your body count if she asked?
	Would I reveal it to her?
	Yeah.
	Privately, yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	She wanted it.
	Most women don't care, though.
	So about body count.
	She might care.
	Some women do care.
	Most don't.
	Women care far less than men do on this topic.
	I definitely agree.
	I would agree with that.
	And can I chime in?
	Yeah.
	The fact that you said it appears that he's a woman hater because, as I said, I'm extremely offensive on my own page as well.
	So I get that from time to time.
	But I think it's more important to understand the context in which these conversations are had.
	A lot of times, men are addressing things because women think it's unfair to them.
	But as men, we don't really talk about necessarily what's unfair to us.
	So like body count, for example, we have different attraction triggers.
	Women don't necessarily care as much about body count, even though in discourse we'll say like, oh, is your body count the same as hers?
	Your body count should matter too.
	But when you actually look at our behaviors, women aren't concerned with how many men or how many women the man she likes has slept with, whereas a man is more inclined to be concerned about that because it means different things.
	Like a guy feels different when he has the town whore on his arm.
	He doesn't want the town whore on his arm.
	A woman is not worried about the fact that the guy slept with multiple women because if anything, she's more concerned about is she just going to be another one?
	Is she going to be a one in his rotation who means nothing to him?
	And he's just going to screw her and leave like he may have did to other women.
	It means different things.
	And anytime we have a conversation about dating and attraction, it's imperative to understand that we are biologically different.
	We're built biologically differently.
	Our brains operate differently.
	So what you find attractive is not necessarily going to be what I find attractive.
	I'm not as concerned with a woman making money or having resources or status, but a woman is concerned about with me making money, having resources and status.
	I don't say, well, do you have the money that you want out of me?
	I don't say that because I understand that a woman is built different and she's evolved that way.
	It's for a reason.
	So I don't pressure women about things that they may find more desirable in a man that I may not be able to offer.
	It's not the same dynamic.
	We're different.
	So a lot of these conversations we have, we operate as if we're the same, as if men and women are the same and we should value and be attracted to the same things innately in each other when we don't.
	We're complementary.
	We have differences.
	Yeah, but I feel like in terms of sex, that's like a stretch.
	I think fundamentally, like men and like we, men and women, we totally value different things.
	Yeah.
	I think in a perfect world, neither the man or the woman should be promiscuous per se, but I think it's far more damaging for a woman to be promiscuous than it is for a man.
	And I think a man is going to care more about that because, how would I put it?
	It's kind of like you're his prize, right?
	And he doesn't want to know that everybody hit it.
	Exactly.
	So is the man not your prize?
	Are you saying that the man isn't your prize?
	Like you don't look at your man like he's your prize?
	Not necessarily.
	I wouldn't frame it that way.
	I would say like not necessarily that he's my prize, but like I'm happy to be with him.
	I think it's just seeing it as in a different lens.
	Like a guy will kind of like, he wants to know that you're the woman that every man wants but can't have.
	That's weird though.
	That's weird, selfish.
	That's evil.
	Yeah, but that's reality.
	That's from a moral perspective.
	And in actuality, sometimes you have to put morality aside and understand, understand why things happen.
	So in this sense, we're trying to understand, we're trying to make sense of why this stuff actually happens, whether it's right or wrong, whether it's mean, rude, unfair.
	That's fair, but that is a fact.
	That is why a man would operate that way, is that he's, again, only thinking about himself.
	We're all selfish.
	Well, isn't there also science?
	That's the human condition.
	Yeah, it's that pair bonding, right?
	Yes, it is.
	All of this stuff is substantiated by the moment.
	So man or woman.
	So yes.
	Man or woman, that's where I'm saying.
	I don't think with sex is a stretch because regardless, it's pair bonding.
	But that was one example.
	The sex.
	Well, what do you mean by the sex being an example?
	Could you elucidate on that a little bit?
	What do you mean by the body count?
	It started with body count, and that was just one example where I'm like, well, it's kind of giving woman hater.
	But no, actually, I did receive clarification in Brian saying that he is not promiscuous.
	And I don't, I didn't, wasn't trying to imply that if you're not waiting till marriage, it means you're a sloot.
	But knowing that Brian does hold the same values for himself that he holds to other women, I will.
	But okay.
	So, I mean, woman hater, pretty crazy accusation there.
	No, no, no.
	It wasn't an accusation.
	I just said it sort of comes across as well.
	It gives you the woman hater.
	It gives woman hater.
	It gives woman hater.
	Okay, how does it give?
	One other example is just there's so often where something will come up and you're like, yeah, and then the bitch will take you for half your money when you divorce.
	And it's such a broad generalization of woman.
	And it's.
	Yeah, I don't think I've used that language, but hold on.
	Hold on.
	Fine.
	I'll just engage with you on this.
	How would it be woman hating to acknowledge the current status of family law in this country?
	It's a gross generalization of all women that their intent to get married is to just take you for half your money.
	It's not all.
	Hold on.
	It's not all.
	It's not all.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Do you think most women who have been married and who would be otherwise entitled to spousal support or alimony, do you think most women let their husbands off the hook in the event of a divorce?
	Well, no, but is it or is it not a majority of women who will seek spousal support and alimony in the event of a divorce?
	Yeah.
	So you're generalizing.
	Intent would be to do that.
	What do you mean their intent?
	Let's assume it's not even.
	The intent is to stay married.
	The intent would be to stay married and men overwhelmingly initiate divorces.
	It's like 70, 80% of women initiate divorces.
	That's a lot more about men than I think it does women.
	No, it doesn't.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It does agree with that.
	Okay, fine.
	Let me ask this question.
	Let me go around the table.
	I'm going to ask you guys a question.
	Do you guys think that men are scared of commitment?
	Just show of hands.
	Do you think men are scared of commitment?
	Do you think men are commitment phobic?
	This is a common complaint I hear from women.
	No, really?
	None of you have had trouble.
	Maybe a guy you like doesn't want to, he'll fuck you, but he doesn't want commitment.
	Yeah.
	None of you have ever experienced that.
	None of you have the experience.
	Come on.
	None of you have experienced that.
	Yeah.
	I think men are always going to be like the most hesitant to make commitment, but then once they do, it's like they've made their decision and their rocks all in on it.
	Right.
	Well, okay, let me.
	Those of you, I know some of you haven't had boyfriends, girlfriends, whatever.
	Of the.
	This goes all the way from like your longest-term relationship all the way to you were seeing a guy for you hung out a couple times.
	Lol Paladins donated $200.
	They don't intend to bend the man over when they're happy in love, but as soon as the Hurfey fees tell her to F someone else, she will have no qualm about taking 99% of your money, forget 50%.
	All right.
	Well, Lol Paladins, thank you for your message.
	I don't know if in a divorce proceeding she would be entitled to 99% of your money, but you'd sometimes do hear disproportionate outcomes when it comes to divorce.
	So going around the table, all the way from the guy you dated for the longest period of time to a guy you saw briefly, more often than not, when somebody in that situation has to say, I'm not, I don't want to see you anymore, either you're ghosting or you're ending things.
	More often than not, you're doing the breakup, whatever it is.
	More often than not, is it you or the guy?
	In my case, it's been the guy.
	Okay.
	Well, like ending the relationship?
	Ending the relationship, but this could also be you hung out with a guy two or three times.
	So not like a full-blown relationship, but it's like, I no longer want to see you.
	Me.
	How many relationships have you had?
	Seven.
	Seven relationships?
	Yeah.
	And you've ended all of them?
	No.
	Not all of them.
	How many?
	I'd say both.
	Of the seven?
	Four.
	Okay.
	Majority.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I've definitely ended them.
	All of them?
	Not all, but majority.
	Majority.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I've ended all of them.
	Vast majority I ended, except for like maybe once or twice it was from like location issues.
	Okay, what about you?
	Mom was the guy.
	I've been broken up with more than I've done the breaking up.
	Sorry.
	What about you?
	I've been broken up within my relationships, but like three days, I'm usually the one to like stop things from going further.
	Okay.
	So we got a couple mixed answers here, but I mean, I don't, I didn't really write down or keep track, but like we've asked this question to other women, and sometimes we'll go around the panel, and every single girl will say, I overwhelmingly end relationships.
	So what's interesting to me is women like to complain about men are commitment phobic.
	They're scared of commitment.
	But once you do get the commitment, women seem to overwhelmingly end the commitment.
	So who's really scared of commitment?
	Is it really them being scared of commitment or being committed to the wrong guy?
	Well, perhaps you committed to the wrong person, but I don't know.
	You're ending the commitment.
	Anyways, I don't know.
	We were talking about divorce or something.
	I would say definitely if it shows that studies have shown that women are the ones who initiate breakups and all that, I think obviously that lands on us.
	But in my specific experience, this is just for me.
	My ex gave me the commitment and I was ready to commit, but he totally switched up, so I had to leave.
	But I mean, I'm just a little confused here.
	So I don't know if that answers your thing or I think a lot of guys do switch up.
	Like at first they're willing to put in this like they're willing to wow you're willing to and then all of a sudden they stop trying.
	And women, they wear makeup, but then you see them without makeup eventually and they're not as attractive, you know, as they were when they were wearing the makeup.
	Non- You're switching up.
	You guys are like, you went from cheap and then you went to like surface level.
	Yeah, that's a shame.
	You could figure that out pretty soon.
	Just take her slow.
	I feel like to me, though, that's a big thing.
	Like if you're someone who's dating to marry, it's a big decision to make.
	Like that is your person forever.
	And I am someone who I want to take my time with that.
	And I would hope that whoever's deciding in my regards to be their person forever, that they also want to take their time with that decision.
	Did I address the...
	Is there any other things that make me a woman that gives woman hater?
	We'll end it there.
	I think that's.
	What you got?
	What you got for me?
	No, you're not.
	You're great.
	Sorry.
	It is a pretty strong accusation, you know.
	It wasn't an accusation.
	It's that there are ways that you speak and generalizations that you make that sort of give women hater.
	Okay, so I'll again go back to the marriage thing.
	So you're saying that I say, well, in the event of divorce, men tend to get pretty screwed over, especially if they're the breadwinner.
	One, women overwhelmingly initiate divorces.
	This is not, this is just statistically true.
	And then if men are overwhelmingly breadwinners, then they're getting kind of like financially reamed.
	I would argue, even if the woman has good intention, navigating a divorce typically involves a lawyer.
	And I believe my understanding is, is that the lawyer might stand to benefit by either making, dragging on the divorce case, or I'm not entirely sure if lawyers will get, I don't think it's the case that they get a percentage.
	I think that's unlikely.
	I don't want to make that argument because I'm not, I don't know.
	But the lawyer, even if they don't get like a commission or percentage or whatever it's called, they obviously want to get the most for their client.
	That's their legal duty.
	That's their job.
	So even if the woman is like, well, I just kind of want an amicable divorce.
	Well, the lawyer has an incentive to rack up as much billable hours as possible.
	By the way, typically, I think my understanding, the breadwinner is going to have to pay for not just his divorced lawyer, but her divorced lawyer too.
	So that's an added expense on top of what's going to happen in the divorce.
	And the divorce attorney is going to attorneys are very good at argumentation and persuasion and convincing.
	So you could have all good intentions as the woman going in.
	Although I would argue that probably most women are desirous of getting what they're owed under what I view as kind of unjust bullshit divorce laws, but and marriage laws.
	The lawyer, even if she's totally good-willed and doesn't want to screw you over financially, the lawyer is like, well, listen, you know, you're entitled.
	You are legally entitled to XYZ.
	And then she's, oh, well, okay.
	I don't, you know, she's not going to navigate the legal divorce court system on her own.
	The lawyer is going to be like, well, you can go for this, this, this.
	There's going to be equitable distribution of community property.
	We're going to get you spousal support.
	You've been married this long.
	You're owed this much spousal support.
	Here's your husband's income.
	You're owed this much.
	Boom.
	But that's not woman hate.
	No, I know, but that's what I mean.
	Like that it's giving like so much resentment.
	It gives you the ick.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's giving so much resentment the way you just like went off about that and will like pull that out of left field instead of being and like obviously yes, those are the true stats.
	Stating the facts is yeah, but that's not stating the facts.
	It's not like, okay, one time yet, women initiate divorces the most.
	It's like out of left field and then it's going to be.
	You literally brought up the topic.
	How is it out of left field?
	But earlier was pretty out of left field.
	What was out of left field?
	I can't remember where it was brought up.
	I can't remember.
	No, no, no, no.
	It was with the AI.
	It was with the AI.
	What about the AI?
	That's the only thing that's.
	Are we just shifting the goalposts here?
	No, no, no, but that is what I mean.
	Instead of being like, oh, damn, I wonder why women are initiating divorce the most.
	It's just like this resentment.
	What are your thoughts on prenup?
	Like prenups.
	I mean, if you're inclined to get married, you should probably have one, but they can be challenged and they can be thrown out.
	Oh.
	Yep.
	So I don't think it's resentment.
	I'm just being stating the facts.
	I mean, I suppose it does grind my gears a little bit that men are getting demolished in these family courts, which tend to have a bias against men.
	They get absolutely demolished financially.
	For example, a woman could cheat on you, and under the current laws, you could still have to pay your alimony.
	That's crazy to me.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Not with a prenup.
	You put that in there.
	Just saying.
	Okay, but okay, fine.
	But let's say there's not a prenup.
	I don't know what the percentage is of marriages that involve a prenup, but who knows?
	But it's not resentful to just point out: hey, here's how men are kind of not getting the best treatment in the court system.
	Do you resent women at all?
	Sorry.
	No, I do not resent women at all.
	Okay, that's fair then.
	My bad.
	That was all.
	Those are just interesting associations.
	Do you resent men?
	No.
	Actually, I try and steer my thoughts away from like.
	How do you resent men?
	I don't, but I think I have a lot of fear around men from experience, but I try and redirect them.
	Let me ask you a question.
	But they are general.
	We'll go around the table on this.
	One sec.
	Would you rather come across a random man or a random bear in the woods?
	Starting with you, go ahead.
	What's more?
	Probably a bear, honestly.
	Okay, what about you?
	I've dealt with the dark sides of a man before.
	I think I could survive it again.
	So, your answer to the question is man?
	I'll take a man.
	Okay.
	It's a complaint strange at all?
	Yeah, random man, random bear.
	A bear.
	Speaking as a woman that's been physically hurt.
	Speaking as a woman, oh my god, other way.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Speaking as a woman that has been physically hurt by a man, I will always pick the bear.
	Okay.
	Man.
	Bear.
	I'll take the bear.
	Man.
	I don't know.
	Because you could just run away from a bear.
	I mean, they're not really going to like when it's so big and chonky.
	Just run.
	Do you realize that?
	Bears are faster.
	Bears are faster than that.
	Yeah, bastards are faster than you saying bolt.
	There's no running from a bear.
	Wait, what was your justification for picking the bear?
	Mine?
	Yeah.
	Because I've been physically hurt by a man before, talking sexually.
	And I know that a random man saying somebody, not just me, any woman.
	Like, the worst thing a bear could do to me is kill me.
	The man could do a thousand things to me before he kills me.
	So going around the table once more, what do you think the percent, since this is we're basically plucking a random man out of the population?
	What do you think the percentage chance is of if a random man in this scenario, what's the chance that he would attempt to violate you in some way?
	Either he would assault you, try to kill you, whatever.
	What do you think the percentage chance is that a man would try to attack you?
	Wait, but you're in the forest alone with him, just to confirm.
	Yeah, so you are in both the scenarios.
	You do come across either the random man or the random bear.
	So it's not like you're crossing paths, basically.
	Oh.
	Oh, okay.
	It's not like you're in like a.
	Like so.
	It's not like a 10-mile, it's not like a 10-mile radius.
	Yeah, very slim.
	Okay.
	Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let's go around the table.
	Go ahead.
	What percentage chance do you think of a random man attacking you?
	Me?
	What's the percentage of men that you think would randomly attack you?
	Three.
	Three percent?
	Okay, what about you?
	Yeah, five, yeah.
	Below ten.
	Can't really trust anybody, but I would hope five percent will belarry.
	I'm not participating in this conversation because I have been hurt by multiple men.
	So I don't even want to think about the statistic personally.
	And you can judge me for that all you want.
	Okay, what about you?
	Maybe like yeah, three percent.
	Six.
	I have to go 50-50.
	50-50, okay.
	Under 5%?
	Yeah, probably under 5.
	I'll agree with that.
	Okay.
	Would it be 50-50 for you, you think, too?
	Not 50-50, but there's plenty of men in my life that I've met that have really surprised me with their words and actions towards me when they think no one is looking.
	Okay.
	Well, so for you, 50-50.
	So you think, let's say it's the like, what's the population of the U.S. I want to give you a hug?
	330 million?
	Yeah, something like that.
	Or just.
	Let's just say 300 million.
	So 150, let's say it's 160 million.
	So you think 80 million men in the United States would victimize you?
	Who knows?
	Maybe.
	I mean, some random man in the woods.
	I don't know who he's going to do to me.
	I said 50-50 because there's a 50% chance he could help me, or there's a 50% chance he could do something horrible to me.
	So just to be clear, you think if we plucked out a random man from the United States population, you think it's 50% of the U.S. population would be inclined to victimize you in some way.
	Who knows?
	So just to be clear, what is it?
	So 160 million men, 80 million men would, in the United States currently, would be inclined to victimize you in some way.
	There are some bad men out there.
	Yes, some.
	I know you're not.
	Very few.
	Very few, actually.
	I get it.
	Yeah, but I'm just throwing a number out there.
	You just asked me for my like.
	No, but I mean, yeah, I didn't ask you, but.
	That's my answer.
	Is that based off like a little bit hard?
	But is that like based off of just like what you think or what's actually real?
	I don't know what's actually real.
	It's true.
	I don't think any of us know what's actually real.
	Okay.
	Also, how do you come to that conclusion then?
	I mean, how are you perceiving it in your head?
	How do you interpret that?
	Like, what are you doing that leads you to 50-50?
	What are you thinking about?
	It's just all intuitive.
	I'm a woman.
	You just feel that way.
	I am a woman.
	I've had men do bad things to me too, okay?
	I don't.
	Okay, so.
	So I think this conversation's really heavy for what we intended this open panel discussion to be.
	Just saying.
	Okay, but let me introduce this factor.
	We say random man.
	The men who have done things to you were men that you knew, correct?
	So who do you think is more likely to do something to you?
	Aren't perpetrators of violent crime or victimizing women?
	Typically somebody you know is a random man in the woods.
	Listen, I've been in situations where I was getting to a car with my friends, right?
	In like NorCal, and there was just like men like trying to follow us to our car.
	At one point, we all got into the car and we locked it.
	And as soon as we locked it, there was a man trying to like pull on a handle and get in the car, like with us.
	Like it was just some random dude.
	I didn't know that dude.
	So it could be anyone.
	Yeah, that must have been scary and super creepy and absolutely wrong for them to do.
	It's obviously hard to make an objective stance when you've been subjected to something like that.
	It's very hard to just like, you know, it's very hard to kind of take that kind of stance.
	But I'm going to also just kind of look at this objectively.
	I think most men are not predators.
	The ones that are can really mess up somebody's life.
	So it's kind of hard to even talk about it.
	But I would have to say, I think most men are not predators.
	That's why I say I would rather take my chance.
	The reason I brought this up, going back to her point over there, how she was saying it was giving her woman hater.
	It was giving her the woman hater.
	All of you who said bear gives me massive, it's giving me man hater.
	I don't think I'm a man hater.
	I think I'm just scared of what a man would do.
	Like, should the situation, like, he didn't say if it was dark.
	He didn't say like how close we were.
	Like, I think it's like, you never know what any, like, even if it was a strange, like, a woman, obviously I feel more comfortable, but it's like, you never know what anyone's going to do.
	Like, in Sydney, like, the most we can do is literally, I don't know if you're letting us say like stab, but like, that's the most we can do.
	But like, it could be like the most random person ever.
	Like, you could just never know.
	But with a bear, like, they don't know how to use a gun.
	They don't know how to do anything other than like run after you, I guess, to say, like, it's not, it's like you know what the outcome would be, which would be death, I guess.
	But with another person.
	If you answer bear, it's just not like a rational or logical choice.
	But bear attacks happen a lot less than men on the bear.
	Do you know what per capita is?
	Yes.
	So think of all the men you've walked past that did absolutely nothing to you.
	I've seen bears as well.
	I'm from the middle.
	Yeah, but you could, but you can't.
	You can't walk past that many bears.
	Nothing not happened.
	I'd rather the bear kill me that would be psychologically damaged by a man.
	Random man on the panel, if it's 50-50, that means at least one of the three men in the room with you right now would victimize you.
	This is madness.
	Yep.
	Look, I just think it's basically kind of social signaling about how women don't like men and how they feel unsafe around men.
	How you feel about a situation and the reality of a situation are completely different.
	Again, this is a scenario where you're crossing, you're going to either cross paths with a totally random man and a totally random bear.
	I also didn't quite understand that it was literally crossing paths.
	I thought it was more like, yeah.
	I hate that this is actually like a stirring question going around right now, because there's also the side of like women who have kind of been more so conditioned to, who've been more conditioned to like, you know, look in the back of your car before you get inside.
	You know, don't wear your hair in a ponytail, it's easier for them to grab you.
	You know, don't go somewhere that way, this way, keep going yeah, go ahead.
	You know, don't go to the gas station alone at night.
	You know, just like kind of stuff like that it's kind of been something.
	At least my mom taught me those things.
	So I think we might have that initial fear, but I think if we're talking about like the odds, then the odds of a man actually wanting to like hurt you, you know, is probably very, very slim.
	But, like I said, the men who do really traumatize a woman forever but I think that's where it's coming from is like it's not necessarily coming from a place of hate, it's coming more so from a place of trauma.
	I think a lot of people, humans in general, have difficulty confronting their trauma and working through it, and rather they project it onto other people, and so in this situation I think that's what's happening with that question.
	That's why I don't like the question.
	It's definitely more fear-based and not like resentment.
	Yeah definitely, but you do have a bias against men.
	I don't though you.
	How could you if, if you think that X percent of men like, if you'd rather pick the bear over the man, you do have a bias against men.
	That's the knowing.
	Do you know?
	The men out there are bad.
	Yes, you're absolutely right, there are terrible figures on it right, but there yes, there are absolutely terrible men out there.
	I don't disagree.
	I'm not saying all men are good.
	There are absolutely terrible men out there.
	But if we just do, if you do like the a base level of analysis and being rational and logical, the vast majority of men would not victimize you.
	It's a majority of men.
	Very few men would look, there's a large population, so like, there's a large population, so even one percent of men, that's a fuck ton of men right, but like, just statist, statistically speaking, it just logically doesn't make any sense to pick the bear.
	Okay, let me ask you guys a different question.
	If me, Q and Nick snapped our fingers and we were just bears right now, do you guys think you would be safer if you cross paths with bears in your Answer the question.
	If me, Q, and Nick just randomly, I'm a black bear, Q's.
	Wait, hold on.
	Maybe Q should be the same.
	No, no, no, I'm the grizzly.
	He's more aggressive.
	Okay, more aggressive.
	Yeah.
	Q's the grizzly.
	I'm the black bear.
	Nick's the panda bear.
	Oh my gosh.
	Are you safer than if we just stay men right now?
	Well, the question wasn't in a bear.
	The question wasn't in a room, like.
	Okay, fine.
	Yeah, we can just change it.
	Would you rather be in a room with a bear or with a man?
	10 by 10 room.
	Can I actually ask it a little differently?
	I've thought about this.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Instead of like in a room with a man or a bear, like, can you name a man that you would be comfortable in a room with?
	Like a male celebrity, just for argument's sake?
	Like, I don't know if it kind of defeats the purpose of it.
	Yeah, kind of undermined.
	Also, it just actually is easier to defend yourself against a bear than a harmful man.
	No, like, that is actually facts.
	No, That's ridiculous.
	No, it isn't.
	There are different tactics for grizzly bears, black bears.
	Like, it's actually if you're just to be clear, let's assume the man's violent and the bear's violent.
	Okay.
	They both have the intention of attacking you.
	You think you can better defend yourself against a bear?
	Yeah.
	Explain to me how.
	With a grizzly bear, you literally just have to make yourself super big and scream at it.
	And most of the time, they will be in the street.
	Yes.
	And with the black bear, black bears are relatively docile.
	A black bear can still fuck you up.
	Let's assume they're violent.
	I mean, they both can be.
	Okay.
	Let's assume that the man has you by the arms and the bear has you by the arms.
	Okay, but that is not the argument.
	If you were being attacked, I would probably choose the bear.
	But if I was crossing baths and paths and both were had the intent, Google it.
	We know what they'll tell you to do, but that wouldn't work.
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	All I am hearing, I do a bunch of women that are going to end up alone in a room full of cats.
	Literally, the false lawyers are silent.
	What's up, Chris?
	That doesn't mean it's going to work.
	No, there's bears in Canada.
	I know.
	I know.
	Can you pull up the supers?
	We need to pull up bears attacking people.
	Yeah.
	There's some crazy videos.
	Yeah, we need to pull up the videos.
	People have been sending me a ton of videos, but I don't have any just really good one.
	Let's see.
	Also, grizzly bears, bears very rarely kill.
	Very, very, very rarely.
	They'll fuck you up.
	We should pull up the statistics on how often a woman is killed by a man in the U.S.
	And then the bear.
	It's not perfect.
	Okay, but you got to understand.
	Yeah, it's not per cat.
	Like, how many men, how many men have you guys all walked past?
	How many bears have you all walked past?
	I'm pretty confident.
	Let's just say it was a one-for-one.
	Hold on.
	If it was a one-for-one ratio, if you had to walk past as many bears as you've walked past men, you would all be dead.
	Okay, great.
	You've probably all encountered, you've probably all encountered thousands of men.
	Walked past thousands of men.
	If you walked past thousands of bears, you're getting fucked up.
	I'm just saying, that bears kill.
	We're all dead.
	For all of us, we're all dead.
	Okay.
	There's a lot of women, though, that have been assaulted or something or have been in that position.
	So it's hard for those women to answer this question.
	And so that's why it is such a sensitive topic.
	Because it's hard for us to answer these questions.
	But yeah, I get it.
	And frankly, there's a huge lack of understanding that I feel is based in resentment coming specifically from you.
	And it's really making me uncomfortable in this room.
	Anyways.
	What's the resentment?
	You have a resentment of us answering the very question that you are asking us and getting annoyed with us when we tell you our answer and then trying to beat your answer into us until we believe whatever you're saying.
	And it's kind of getting old.
	I mean, quite frankly, they wouldn't get it.
	So that's why they don't.
	Maybe you would.
	They just don't get it.
	And it seems like you're resentful of men.
	I'm not.
	But so why is it resentful?
	No, she just has a fear, and very rightfully so.
	That's why she wants to move on.
	Right, but okay.
	Hold on.
	Here's the thing.
	How is it like you not being able to accept our answers and move on from the question comes off as resentful?
	How is it resentful to have a difference of opinion?
	You requested to be on the show.
	Like, yeah, we have adversarial conversations.
	This is a topic that came up.
	It was in response to something that she brought up.
	And it occurs to me, like, if I'm, she was making the argument that I'm resentful because I have these biases.
	She claims I have biases when it comes to divorce, all this stuff.
	And so I was like, okay, well, let's turn it around on you guys.
	Do you guys have any biases against men?
	Clearly, you do.
	That's the whole point of the bear versus man experiment.
	And I'm just trying to point out to you: if we look at the math, if we think of this logically, like, I know how you feel about the situation.
	I get it.
	But just logically, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
	And you can say it's resentful, but like the reason I'm giving you pushback on your worldview, I understand this is an uncomfortable conversation for you, but if the sky is blue and you guys say, no, the sky is red, and I give you pushback on your worldview, I'm like, no, the sky's blue.
	That's not me being resentful.
	That's just me challenging what I view as your either erroneous take.
	I don't think you'll ever understand what it's like to live and be a woman.
	And you wouldn't understand what it's like to be a man.
	And have women irrationally.
	And have women irrationally fear you just by virtue of you being a man.
	I think what's happening is that they're being logically leading, and obviously it's emotionally leading to answer due to your trauma.
	So anyways, we'll be able to do that.
	Bad choices and poor judgment by women is why they fear men in the first place.
	This is just more of the same.
	They haven't learned.
	Can I ask you guys a last thing on this, and I'm going to move it on.
	If we were to replace, if instead of man, woman, let's say a certain racial group victimized you, would it not be racist for you to say, I'm scared of this racial group because they victimized me in the past?
	Would it be racist?
	Answer the question, starting with you.
	I mean, yeah, you shouldn't judge based on gender or ethnicity or on religion or on the other side.
	Yes.
	Can you repeat the question?
	Okay.
	If a racial group victimized you, an individual who belonged to a racial group victimized you, would, and you then carried a bias against the racial group, you avoided the racial group, you thought ill of the racial group, would that be racist?
	Or is that an individual who is it's not representative of their racial group necessarily?
	I don't think you should be comparing race and gender and like religion like Angelic said, but if you want me to answer your question, then would it be racist?
	Let's say I was victimized by a racial group, and because of that, I had prejudice against that racial group moving forward.
	Would it be racist?
	Okay.
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	I think it would be trauma once again.
	Okay.
	Let's do some chats.
	Okay, Angelic, I'm going to have you read some chats.
	We got a bunch to catch up on.
	I think to cap it off, there's good and evil in the world, period.
	Okay, go ahead, Angelic.
	Panel, would you stay in a relationship if your partner dislikes, hates your family?
	Hashtag, we need Andrew.
	My partner would have to get along with my, my parents are very important, so, and my parents are very chill, so I can't imagine somebody not getting along with them.
	But if they had any issue with the parents, parents come first.
	Yeah.
	I would break up that person.
	But I don't envision that being an issue.
	My parents are super chill.
	Anybody else want to weigh in on that?
	Yeah, I think it's important.
	I always envision in my future, like marriage, that we get our families together for the holidays and everything like that.
	So I would very much like for them to like my family and for me to like their family.
	Okay.
	Angelic, read this one.
	Please, someone roast this.
	Talking about me.
	Go ahead.
	You can read.
	I'm a chubby woman hater there.
	Roast Brian now.
	He's getting away with so much.
	Do not let him.
	Yeah, it's giving woman hater.
	Okay.
	Thank you, Ligma.
	Appreciate it.
	Ligma?
	Ligma, what?
	There's another one coming in.
	Go ahead.
	How dare you have opinions, Brian?
	How dare I?
	You're supposed to allow women to do whatever they want and never suffer consequences.
	Marry single mother prostitutes.
	Majority of your guests.
	How dare I?
	Just, how dare I?
	Okay.
	We have another one coming in.
	Question for the panel.
	What does commitment even mean to you as a woman?
	Going around the table, starting with you.
	Go ahead.
	I love this question.
	So commitment to me is, well, at the end of the day, love is a feeling, and all feelings are fleeting.
	So understanding that when you get into a relationship with your partner, you're not always going to be happy with them.
	They are going to disappoint you.
	They are going to annoy you.
	It's about sticking through those times with them and it's about what you do in spite of love being there or not.
	You know, because you're not always going to be so, you know, head over heels for them.
	And that's okay.
	That doesn't mean you don't love them.
	But it's sticking through those times.
	That's commitment to me.
	I think it's sticking with your morals and values of the relationship and making sure that you are 100% agreeing with each other and in love with each other and making sure you're talking and communicating and making sure that you can be a perfect relationship.
	Not perfect relationship, but a good relationship and to make sure you don't falter in any way.
	Quick answers, if you can, guys, go ahead.
	Loyalty and trust, being able to stick with each other when times are rough and when times are good.
	Yeah, sticking together, not ending things over something dumb.
	Exclusivity.
	Continuously choosing each other every single day.
	Commitment is a choice that you have to make daily.
	Being with someone to spot the goods in the bags.
	I promise you'd choose.
	Yeah, being going through Richard versus War.
	Yeah.
	Angelic copy and paste.
	All right, we have another chat here from Nickelodeon.
	Thank you, man.
	Go ahead, Angelic.
	If you badmouth a woman, you're a woman hater.
	If you offer them the world but ask for a bow curtsy, you're manipulative.
	Women will hate a good man for the wrong reasons, then worship a pump and dumper.
	Well put, Nickelodeon.
	Well put.
	Yeah, man.
	It's toxic and abusive to want a woman to bow.
	You heard it here first on the whatever podcast.
	It's enabling hateful behavior.
	All right.
	We have another one from Ligma.
	Brian, Little Panda ain't gonna eat you, and it's a bear.
	Wait, what?
	Panda Express?
	I'm confused.
	Was this one I called Nick a Panda Bear?
	I don't know.
	All right, thank you, Ligma.
	Appreciate it.
	Little Panda.
	A little panda ain't gonna eat you.
	We have another one coming up.
	How is preferring a random bear over a random man not man-hating?
	If you're holding Brian to the standard of woman-hating for stating facts that are negative for women, I mean, can I answer?
	Sure, go ahead.
	Okay, because Brian, in your arguments, again, it comes back to your experience and like thinking about you.
	The man-bear thing is just like fear based on experience.
	Like, honestly, it's trauma.
	I mean, couldn't I just turn this argument back on you and say men have been have had terrible experiences in the family court system.
	And so it's not it's based on their own experience.
	And what we've heard are male peers tell us about their own experience in the court system and getting divorced and how they get hurt financially.
	Well, that's not your experience.
	So it's such a deflection, whereas most of these answers were like fear based on very real situations.
	I have a fear of.
	Hold on.
	Men have a fear of like getting put through the wringer financially.
	Do you think that's not a valid fear?
	No.
	It's not.
	Oh, so okay, it is valid.
	It's a valid fear, but you're going based on what other, like, other people's experiences.
	Are those other experiences not true?
	I mean, I guess the statistics, if that's, if those are.
	Well, what if a woman had never been victimized, but because she heard other women had been victimized and she believed certain statistics about that, that she too chooses bear?
	Is her answer to bear unjustified because she hasn't experienced it herself?
	I do think that most women answering bear have probably had a pretty rough experience.
	That's why it's irrational.
	I will agree that it is irrational.
	Yeah.
	But again, what Angela said.
	Yeah, we shouldn't.
	Yeah, I think a lot of it is just fear motivated, but however, I disagree with fear dictating our lives.
	We should not let fear dictate our choices and our decisions in this world.
	But a lot of people do that because they're afraid to confront those fears and confront those traumas they have.
	Angelica, can you read this chat?
	Forget the man and the bear in the woods scenario.
	Would you rather have a 3 to 5% chance of being or a 50% chance of dying a probably slow, painful, and excruciating?
	It's a pretty heavy question.
	I mean, if any of the girls want to answer it, you can, but you don't have to answer it.
	Does anybody want to answer it?
	I won't see it.
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	The only trauma here is the trauma these women inflict on the men in theater lives.
	Better to live alone in a desert.
	Ladies, what do you offer a man other than three years of beauty?
	Grid one, be nice.
	Woman hater.
	What, you woman grid one?
	You're giving me woman hater, grid one.
	You're giving me woman hater, bro.
	All right.
	I don't think any of the girls.
	I'm sorry, Raptor.
	I don't think any of the girls wanted to answer the question.
	So sorry, man.
	But it did come through.
	Your chat came through.
	Speaking of which, we have a chat from Stiffler.
	Oops.
	God damn it.
	I got, I got, I got.
	Stiffler, ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten, starting with you, Angelica.
	Wait, hold on.
	Actually, I want to do something a little different.
	Is it just anybody a 10?
	Does anybody give themselves a 10?
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	I have a co-worker.
	His wife cheated on him and left him for another man one year before his retirement.
	She was awarded $600,000.
	Half is $401K.
	Shame on her.
	That's probably not all.
	I'm assuming, you know, there's community property if there's a house.
	I mean, there's probably more than just that.
	Don't even, I mean, probably the lawyer's fees, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
	I would say his loss was over a million.
	So, anybody a 10?
	Next a 10.
	All right, here.
	Starting with you, Angelica.
	Okay, well, last time I was on here, I got dragged for rating myself a four.
	But I have been working on my confidence over the past year, and so it's something that I've been putting a lot of effort into.
	So I would say no, maybe like a six.
	Okay.
	Five, five and a half.
	I was going to answer.
	I was like, I might not be a 10 out of 10 to like everybody in this room or like this world, but to myself, I have to believe I'm a 10 out of 10 because I'm my biggest supporter.
	No one else is going to support you besides yourself.
	But so the question is actually if you want me to seven.
	Okay.
	Six.
	Nine.
	Eight.
	Three.
	No.
	Seven.
	Okay, here's the thing, though.
	I do think.
	I think I know where you're going with this.
	No, I do think that it is objective because there are people that, like, there will be like a standardly good-looking guy, and he's not hot to me.
	And same with the other, like, vice versa.
	Like, there's no, I do not think that there's a beauty, really a beauty standard because, like, talking to my friends, I'm like, oh, no.
	And they're like, no, he's a 10.
	And same with girls.
	So, like, how?
	I actually don't think this question can be answered.
	I'm not even trying to be difficult.
	Do you want to just give an answer?
	Like, what do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror?
	Okay, also, if I if it was like a completely level playing field and there was no work done and no makeup, like it was, we were going toe-to-toe, I think maybe like a six and a half, but we've been playing feeling.
	Oh, that was took us about a minute to get there, but two minutes.
	Uh, six.
	I give myself a five.
	Okay.
	Uh, all right, so not a ten?
	I think you're the only one who said ten, but then you kind of walked it back a little bit.
	No, she said seven, actually, but she described that immediately.
	She likes to think of herself as a ten.
	Okay.
	Oh, thank you.
	All right, well, okay, we won't linger too long on that one.
	I do think there's some degree of objectivity when it comes to attractiveness.
	For example, you could show two people of differing attractiveness, and if you showed that person to a hundred thousand people, like there, there's a pretty good chance that like 99, 90% of people will pick one over the other.
	Would you agree with that that's a likely possibility?
	Yeah, but like I watched one show where you said who you think was like very, very close to like one of the best looking women, and I guarantee if you showed 90% of the men, her versus, I don't know, somebody else, they would, there's a good chance they'd pick a different person.
	Like, it is subjective.
	Nick, could you look up Luis Guzman and then who was that other guy that we've pulled up before?
	Francisco Lachowski, pull up Google images on both those guys, please.
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	While Nick's pulling that up, do you think you'll be more physically attractive?
	Do you think you're more physically attractive now, or will you be more physically attractive in 10 years?
	Probably now.
	No.
	No.
	I guess we'll have to wait and see.
	But I'm betting that things are going to be pretty good.
	Now.
	Yeah, no.
	No.
	Okay.
	Nick, let's do the comparison.
	Oh, wait, we were supposed to...
	Okay, well, this is fine.
	All right.
	No, it's okay.
	We'll look at him first.
	This is Luis Guzman.
	He's an actor.
	Okay, and then this is, make the control mouse wheel up.
	Make it bigger, please.
	Okay.
	So if we were to show both of these men to 100,000 women, do you think overwhelmingly the women would pick the first guy or this guy?
	Starting with you, Angelic.
	How about which one do you pick?
	First guy?
	Neither.
	Oh.
	You have to pick.
	Which one do you pick?
	I don't know, though.
	I like genuinely it's hard.
	I know conventionally wise, obviously most women would choose the second option.
	Okay.
	Neither, but to choose the second option.
	Second.
	Second.
	The second.
	Luis Guzman is going to be so much funnier, though.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Yeah, I don't know him.
	Oh, looks.
	Okay, yeah, second.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, second.
	Oh, look at that.
	Objectivity.
	Yeah, but also I've seen where you'll rate girls on the show like something wild, and those are obviously not comparable.
	Like those are not like I'm not trying to be a dick, but they're human beings.
	Yeah, 100%.
	But well, I'm kind of giving it to articulate a point that there is some objectivity when it comes to beauty.
	Yeah, there's some.
	Okay.
	Like being said across the board, I do not think that it is completely.
	So why do you think the second guy was rated higher then?
	If it's not objective, it is not an objective element to it, then why do you think everyone at the table chose the second dude?
	Obviously, some of it is.
	But you don't think that would be extrapolated?
	No, because one person might like.
	I'm not talking about 100%.
	We're talking about majority.
	What do you think made him more attractive?
	Probably that he was healthy.
	He was healthy.
	Yeah, and way younger.
	That's pretty fair.
	Those are obviously.
	So lighter, so lighter weight.
	Yeah.
	Lighter weight.
	What about his photo?
	What about his facial structure?
	What about his physiognomy?
	What about their physiognomies compared to one of those?
	I always saw was like an old, ungroomed, unhealthy.
	Obviously, those two things are very, very, what if we could probably find a photo of him when he was the same exact age as Francisco.
	And like healthy and groomed.
	I'm just.
	Anyways, I'm going to do this on.
	Angela, can you read this real quick?
	Angelic is a solid 10, drop dead gorgeous, and any man would be lucky to be providing and taking care of you.
	Provided you get rid of the best friends.
	There you go.
	Even the chat.
	Okay.
	Now, let's get into some more of the Paris show notes.
	We do have.
	We got most of them with Madison.
	We have Jordan.
	Yeah.
	No, no, I just want to get through.
	Maybe for a little bit at the end.
	Vada, you're raised independent, but you have value.
	Actually, wait, I want to come to you real quick.
	Show of hands.
	Who here considers themselves traditional?
	Show of hands?
	Are you traditional?
	I guess.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Traditional?
	I think I'm more of a free spirit, but I wouldn't mind a more traditional approach.
	I don't know.
	Vada, you said you're both feminist and traditional.
	I'm curious about that.
	How do you reconcile that?
	Or how do you explain that?
	Yeah, so the definition of feminism keeps changing every podcast or every host, who knows.
	But again, I'm just one other person.
	My definition of feminism is the advocate for women's rights on the basis of equality of the sexes.
	I don't think that my husband has an issue if we both do dishes.
	I don't think he has an issue if we both cook.
	I don't think he has an issue if we both pay the bills.
	So that's kind of like the traditional feminism view.
	Okay.
	That we share, that we have.
	Okay.
	The way one of our reoccurring guests describes it, Andrew Wilson, he'll describe feminism as the movement towards egalitarianism and the dismantling of a so-called patriarchy.
	So are you in favor of, are you against the patriarchy?
	If that's the definition of feminism, I would be intrigued to hear the definition of patriarchy, which I've also heard, and it's led by the father.
	Did I get that right?
	Yeah, so I guess it would be, I mean, there's, again, different views on this, but familial rule by man, and then I guess societal and governmental rule by men.
	Yeah, so in the marriage, I think ruled by, I guess, ruled by, led by men.
	I would rather be led by men.
	Yeah, I think I kind of misspoke there, but led by men.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yes.
	Led by men, both in the family, in society, and in the government.
	In the government, I think that it's too far of a lens to see what men's and women's needs are.
	Okay.
	Like, separately.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Going to Angelic, you said you had a unique dating story about you were 19.
	You moved where?
	I moved all the way to New Zealand for my boyfriend at the time.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yeah.
	I was only 19, yeah.
	But then you got there and then what happened?
	So COVID happened when I got there and we never really got to see each other and then we ended up breaking up literally two months into me moving over there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's rough.
	Oh my god.
	So did you leave?
	No, I was stuck.
	You're stuck.
	Oh, it's COVID.
	I did.
	I was stuck.
	I was just like, oh, okay.
	Couldn't even see the country.
	Just stuck in a room.
	Were you still living with me?
	Oh, my God.
	We never lived together, no.
	Oh, okay.
	You just had your own.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I had my own place.
	Dang.
	Rough.
	So how long were you stuck in New Zealand for?
	A year.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Very long time.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you want, oh, going to Turkish Delight.
	Oh, my God.
	A man told you he would drive five minutes away.
	Or what was the story?
	So a guy told me it was five minutes away for ice cream.
	And then it was longer than five minutes.
	And we never even got ice cream.
	So like what happened, right, is that he asked me out on a date and I wasn't interested.
	I was like, okay, like whatever, like obviously expand your horizons, whatever it is.
	And we went on a date and then I don't know what he had.
	I don't really, whatever.
	I had a latte.
	And this is like an example of like, I tried to pay and he just grabbed my wrist and we were like fighting in the cafe like about who's gonna pay.
	But he ended up paying.
	And then after he was done, he's like, oh, do you want to grab ice cream?
	And I was like, oh, like, it's kind of like, we've been sitting here for like an hour, two hours, like, maybe another time.
	He's like, no, just.
	Daniel donated $200.
	I just got back from Cuba.
	I'm glad to have whatever podcast back to sunny days and crazy debates.
	Isn't that sunny in Cuba?
	I hope you enjoyed your time in Cuba, man.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	Go ahead.
	Thanks, Daniel.
	But so he's like, it's five minutes away.
	And he told me like where it was.
	This is in Australia, by the way.
	No one would know where it is.
	But I was like, okay, no worries.
	We got in his car.
	And as we were driving, it was like five minutes past.
	And we're going nowhere in the direction of the ice cream place.
	And I was like, oh, like, whatever.
	Maybe it's another one.
	It was like, time was ticking.
	It was 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour.
	Not even, it was two hours.
	We're in the car.
	And then he goes, oh, you have time, right?
	And I was like, surely now I do.
	Anyways, he took me to like this abandoned forest.
	I don't know where I was.
	And then he was like to me, oh, how do you, like, we're just talking in the car, like, conversating, asking questions, deep, meaningful, emotional, whatever.
	But we weren't really aligned.
	Like, he kept saying, oh, I really hate people.
	Like, I would never do anything for everyone.
	And I was like, the complete opposite.
	Like, I would do everything for anyone.
	Like, it's part of the love aspect that I have for people, friends, family, like I said before.
	And I just really was not aligning with him.
	Like, it was just not working.
	And then he just randomly said to me, Oh, like, is there going to be another date?
	And I was like, oh, I don't think so.
	And then he breaks in the middle of nowhere.
	And he's like, what the hell do you mean?
	I'm not going to have another date.
	And I thought I was going to die.
	I was actually so scared.
	But then I lied.
	And I was like, I don't mean to lie, but at the moment of time, I was like, you know what?
	Like, we never know what the future holds.
	Like, you know, there could be a possibility out there for us.
	And then he drove me home.
	And as I was not dropping home, he drove me back to my car.
	And as I was getting out of the car, he was still driving while the door.
	And I wasn't even out.
	Like, it was just a crazy experience.
	Was he a bogan?
	That's scary.
	Was he a what?
	A bogan.
	You know what that is?
	Yep.
	Oh, no way.
	Yeah, he was.
	You went on an ice cream date with a bogan.
	You know what?
	Like, I didn't want to.
	She was desperate for some ice cream.
	I give everyone like a chance.
	You need to get to know someone before you make a judgment, you know?
	Bogan, I can't believe you know what that is.
	I'm well traveled.
	I see.
	It's like a redneck kind of thing.
	Yeah.
	Oh, God, you know what a redneck is?
	Well, that's a good idea.
	That's very common.
	Now, you also wanted to talk about acceptable age range.
	So you're talking like age gap relationships?
	Age gap, yeah, because I know the whole like for me personally, I would never want to date anyone who's under the age of 20 just because I feel like it's it feels so like terrible and wrong.
	But I feel like once you get older, age kind of starts getting lost.
	Like I feel like there are so many people who are my age, like 24 or dating like older people, like 36 and stuff like that.
	Sure.
	And I just want to know like what does everyone consider as their acceptable age range, I guess?
	Yeah.
	Does any, well, let's just maybe start off.
	Does anybody here get the ick from age gap relationships?
	Assuming they're both adults here.
	It depends how big the gap is.
	I know like it's legally, you know, but how about 35-25?
	Let's start there.
	Does that give you the ick, anybody?
	Any icks there?
	No, I'm 25.
	My husband's 33.
	So this is pretty close.
	Okay.
	What about 30-20?
	Ick?
	No ick?
	Not yet.
	It gives me the ick now, but when I was 20, I was dating a 38-year-old.
	I'm glad you said that.
	Thank you for saying that.
	I'm glad you said that.
	When I look at that relationship and I'm like, dude, you couldn't even drink.
	Like, at least go for a girl who you can buy a cocktail for legally.
	What if he doesn't drink?
	Well, even better.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I guess I don't, if a woman wants to date an older or older, younger man in either direction, that's fine.
	Both adults.
	Yeah, both adults will definitely get icky vibes from if it's like too big.
	The age gap's too big.
	I'm just curious, like, what's the how big is too big?
	Um, what are we talking about?
	Probably more than like, probably more than like 12 years.
	Okay.
	I'm just, I want to hear from anybody here who, I mean, I mean, some of you haven't really been vocal on this.
	But 12 was like, for those of you who would give the ick, let's say like a 30-year-old with a 19-year-old, something like that.
	That's criminal.
	Not technically.
	Not technically.
	That's criminal, though.
	It's under the age of 20.
	Like, do they even know what they like?
	Like, are their morals, are their ethics, are what they want in life aligned?
	Well, they are adults, and if they can make, if they can legally enter a contract, they can take out student loans that will indebt them for the rest of their life, racking up six figures of student loan debt.
	They can join the military and go die in some overseas conflict.
	What else can you do?
	But a 19-year-old probably doesn't even know any better, I'm going to be honest, because they're going into college, like should a 19-year-old be allowed to do sex work?
	Like, should a 19-year-old woman be allowed to start an OnlyFans?
	I mean, like, I'm not going to judge anyone for what they want to do.
	I mean, I personally wouldn't think so, but I don't know what the legalities are here.
	Well, okay, so it's the age of consent is 18 in the United States.
	I think on the federal level.
	There's some states where it's all over, but at the federal level, my understanding is that it's 18.
	So, okay, so, but the example I gave was 30 and then 19.
	I would be curious to hear from anybody who does think it's, besides it just giving you the ick, can anybody actually make an argument for how it's wrong?
	I think it's weird for somebody.
	I think it's bizarre.
	No, that's the ick.
	No, no, no.
	Make an argument.
	Prefrontal cortex is undeveloped.
	I'm pretty sure that's fake news.
	No, it isn't.
	No.
	I'm pretty sure.
	My dad's a neuroscience major.
	It is no.
	I'm not sure.
	My dad's a neuroscience major.
	It is not bullshit.
	Is it real?
	So one.
	I heard it was bullshit.
	But in its defense, though, it's decision-making, judgment, executive functioning, those things.
	And you could make the argument that dating has more so to do with emotion and sexual attraction, which is a completely different part of the brain.
	It would just be essentially them making decisions where we don't really make good decisions in dating regardless.
	45-year-olds still make terrible decisions when it comes to the partners that they choose.
	So I don't really agree with the prefrontal cortex being a valid argument because it has more to do with just overall executive functioning and decision-making.
	And attraction is really illogical and irrational.
	Wait, and is this for the prefrontal cortex?
	I'm assuming you're arguing that it's for both men and women.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Both men and women?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so then should we raise the voting age to 25?
	I would have to look more into...
	What do you mean you are?
	You already have the data.
	The prefrontal cortex isn't fully developed until 25.
	Yeah, but I actually did think that it affected more emotional as well.
	But I don't have.
	You're not wrong, but I don't think it has a substantial effect on dating outcomes.
	It will more so be able to gauging long-term consequences of your actions.
	And that's why I'm saying in Dayton, because it's so attraction-based and it's so emotionally based, it's hard to determine what, you know what I'm saying?
	Like the decisions you would make.
	I don't think so because I think that when an older, much older man pursues a woman with the lack of those abilities to make sound as sound decisions and emotional intelligence and really is just running off of I don't know.
	But why would that only be Dayton though?
	She's subjected to having to make adult decisions everywhere else in life.
	That's why he said voting, college debt, a whole bunch of things that you gauge long-term consequences.
	Okay, what's my hard look like if I do this?
	What are the consequences?
	What are the risks?
	What are the ramifications?
	I don't feel like it would hurt to delay voting to 25.
	Wait, so, and just to be clear, you framed it like when it's an older man dating a younger woman, do you have the same objection when it's an old same-age woman dating a young man?
	100%.
	Although it tends to be a bit more rare.
	So I'm trying to think.
	So you're fine with increasing the voting age then?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she just said.
	Okay, she fall over that.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Anybody, any?
	I think that's it.
	And then for you, you said, to be honest, everyone is entitled to living the life they are comfortable going to bed with.
	However, I'm extremely, I guess, quote unquote pure in my way.
	So I guess some things that others do may shock me, but nevertheless, no disrespect or disagreement with what they do to make themselves happy.
	So you mean like sleooting around, like being a strumpet?
	No, like, I mean, like, I'm very, like, pure in a sense of I've never smoked, I've never done drugs, I've never drank alcohol.
	I barely, I think I've gone club in like three.
	Oh, God, is that an alcohol beverage?
	Yeah, you want me to make you a cup?
	No, no, no, have mine.
	Thank you.
	No, it's like a personal choice.
	Like, but still, like, if my friends were to drink, or if my friends wanted to smoke or anything like that.
	Oh, my God.
	She wants one.
	Anyways, if anyone wanted to do it around me, I would never judge them, I guess, because in a sense, people get happiness from different things, and I'm not one to sabotage or jeopardize their happiness for anything.
	Okay.
	We have notes here from Amy and then notes from Jess.
	And then we'll do a short roast session, I guess.
	And then we'll wrap up the show.
	So, oh, wait, we have to do Bumble 2.
	I'll wait till she's back.
	Amy, tell us about the UCI story.
	Did I send that in, or was it the other one?
	Yeah, you sent that.
	The one where, like, I.
	A boy.
	So you said a boy once dropped out of UCI, UC Irvine, to try to go to UC Riverside for you because you broke up with him.
	Yes.
	Well, no, no, no, no, that's not the case.
	No.
	Okay, so it was my longest relationship.
	We met, I think it was like senior year of high school, and then we dated till like freshman year of college.
	He went to UCI, I went to UCR, right?
	And he was like, oh, what if I drop out of UCI to go to UCR for you?
	And I was like, that's stupid.
	You literally got into UCI.
	Why would you do that?
	You know, I was like, you want to throw away like all your hard work?
	Like, just for me?
	It's like dumb.
	Like, we still made it work.
	Like, I would visit UCI, he would visit UCR.
	But we were already having problems in our relationship.
	And I was like, you know, if you like throw away your whole future like that, you throw away your education, like, that's where I draw the line.
	Like, I'm going to break up with you.
	And he did it without telling me.
	He's like, well, I dropped out of UCI.
	And he's like, I'm going to go to CC, like community college, and then go to UCR for you.
	And I was like, this is not for me.
	This is for you.
	Don't project that onto me.
	You did this for yourself.
	And I found out from his friends later that he was already failing in the major that he was in.
	He wanted to transition from CS to like business admin, but it was like really hard.
	So I feel like he used me as a scapegoat.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So I stood my ground.
	I was like, this is it.
	Like, can't do that.
	Okay.
	What?
	And there was a different story about the Nike yogurt shoes.
	What tells the story there?
	I did it, a pathological liar.
	It was like really weird.
	One, like, the one thing that I remember most was that we were in the McDonald's drive-thru, right?
	And he was like sitting, he was like, passenger princess, right?
	I was driving.
	Red flag right there.
	And then he was like, you know, I've never told anyone this, but I'm actually related to the Queen of England.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, like, I'm British royalty.
	I looked at him.
	I was like, you're Washington, bro.
	He's like, yeah, my dad's actually Prince Harry's cousin.
	I looked at him up and down.
	I was like, I don't believe you.
	And he's like, you're just like everyone else.
	And he starts crying in the car.
	And I was like, wait, he starts crying.
	He starts crying, like, hands down.
	I'm like, are you good, bro?
	Like, he starts crying because I said, I don't believe him.
	You didn't believe him?
	Like I was like cool as a proof, bro.
	What do you mean?
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, like and then he was trying to move into like did he have veiny hands and tattoos Veiny hands?
	Yeah tattoos.
	I don't remember.
	He was trying to move into trying to move into my house and he was like, oh, I'm like having problems with like where I'm renting right now.
	Like can I like, you know, leave some of my stuff at your place?
	You know, at the time I was like, yeah, sure, whatever.
	Like it's only temporary, right?
	And then he went behind my back and then told like all my housemates.
	He's like, yeah, she's going to let me move in like all my shit, like rent and live rent-free.
	And I was like, what?
	Like, I didn't know that until one of my housemates pulled me aside and they told me.
	And I was like, oh, fuck no.
	I'm kicking this bum out of my fucking house.
	So I told him to pack his shit and leave because like, what the fuck?
	How did you say it?
	Like, pretend I'm him.
	Hold on.
	Actually, yeah, pretend I'm him.
	How did you say that shit?
	I was like, you have to pack your stuff and go.
	Like, I'm not going to let you live here rent-free.
	Like, what?
	You didn't say, get the fuck out.
	No, because I didn't want like, like, I'm not going to start beefing with him there.
	I was just like, I just want you to get your stuff out of my house.
	Like, I don't want you to move into a place like that.
	So he like moved most of his stuff out.
	And then I like, was, let me see, he left some stuff in my house.
	And he's like, oh, can you like drop it off for me?
	I was like, what a bum ass move.
	Like, what?
	You can't even finish what you started, right?
	And he left a pair of these Nike shoes.
	And I was like, you know what?
	I'm going to fuck him up.
	So me and my housemate, we like took it apart and then we slathered some yogurt in it.
	You know, glued that shit back, left it in the garage, and then gave it back to him.
	But, but here's the thing.
	After I gave all his shit back to him a couple months later, I got like an Instagram DM from like this girl.
	And she's like, it's one of those like, hey, girly texts.
	Like, hey.
	And she like tells me, she did her research.
	She had like a whole ass timeline.
	He's like, yeah, he was cheating on you with me and like two other girls.
	And I was like, that's insane.
	And this is not like the first time.
	Like, she sent like a whole like history from like, it was like 2017 to like whatever timeline was like 2021.
	And then he also tried to move into her place too.
	So I wasn't like the only person he was like trying to move his shit into.
	Oh my god.
	It was like kind of like a pattern.
	I was like, that's what I'm talking about.
	That's why he's murdered me.
	That's why he's the goat.
	He's a goat.
	What a fucking one.
	I did not like that.
	Dodge the bullet.
	So you put yogurt in his Nikes.
	Yeah.
	Did he yogurt?
	Did he like ever be like, yo, what the fuck?
	My wife blocked him immediately afterwards.
	Like, what the fuck?
	Has anybody, any girl here ever slashed a tire?
	No.
	I've wanted to, but no, I haven't.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Going to Jess here, you said, let's see.
	You have lots of dating stories.
	You've dated all sorts.
	Most of your exes come from wealthy families that live near the beach.
	And you dated a fashion icon's son.
	And?
	Do you want to?
	I'm wondering which part you want to talk about.
	I'm prompting you.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm so exhausted.
	It's so late.
	I never stay up this late.
	Yeah, I dated.
	You've never stayed up till 11.
	No, I do.
	It's just usually I start getting ready for bed around like 9.30 and I'm out by like 10.30 max most nights.
	I didn't know that this was going to be like an eight-hour thing.
	Yeah, I dated Brenda Cooper's son.
	If you guys have ever watched The Nanny, it was a fun relationship.
	Sorry, I'm giving you sass on purpose because you've been giving us sass all night.
	Wait, you dated who?
	Brenda?
	I didn't give anybody sass.
	Do you know the nanny?
	Or wait, maybe a little bit.
	He gave me that purse.
	I brought it on purpose because I thought you guys might want to talk about it.
	Talk, talk to me.
	I know, Brenda Cooper and David.
	I actually worked for her for like.
	Oh my god, who the hell?
	Cash!
	That's why I don't really want to talk about it with you because you have a special purse.
	The special purse.
	So special.
	Oh, because it's my only one.
	The special part.
	Okay, you said that you dated the Herbalife founder's son.
	Not founder.
	He's foundering Circle.
	I said that in there.
	Not the actual phone.
	Oh, right.
	Excuse me.
	Founder's Circle son.
	So it's like they both equally helped build.
	Sometimes you guys would listen to Lady Gaga practice on her piano from the state over.
	From the state over, yeah.
	Yeah.
	He was a 38-year-old that I actually met when I was 19.
	And he's still in my DMs.
	And if you're watching this, you need to stop.
	You have a kid.
	Okay.
	You said that your current boyfriend lives in Montecito and his father pretty much put together Century City Mall.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay, cool.
	They're really big in the commercial real estate world.
	So just to be clear, most of your exes come from wealthy families?
	I'm not saying that they have to.
	I'm just saying that as a dating pattern of mine.
	That's what, okay.
	Because I have dated other guys that weren't.
	I'm just saying the ones I take more seriously do happen to live near the beach.
	It's kind of like girls who say.
	It's expensive to live near the beach.
	It's kind of like the girls who say, well, I don't really care about height, but every single guy they date is like six foot plus.
	It's like.
	Here comes the resentment, ladies.
	Oh my god, how is it resentful?
	How's that resentful?
	Why are you judging me so hard?
	Just because I like to date guys that live near the beach.
	No, she has a preference just like most people have.
	Just like you have a preference for someone who plays the violin and big labia.
	You're right.
	The way she said big labia.
	That was so cute.
	Yeah, but you said they come from wealthy families that live near the beach.
	Yes, it's really expensive to live near the beach.
	It's not resentful to point out a pattern.
	How's it resentful?
	I'm just... Me.
	You need to be in a certain place.
	I'm sorry, I'm cranky.
	I'm tired.
	Hold on, I got something for this.
	Hold on.
	I've played this like two times.
	Oh, as if.
	I literally had all the time.
	That was so good.
	As if.
	So funny.
	Whoa.
	That was good.
	Sounds like it.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	You said people are usually interested in your standards, how you always end up leveling up after your exes, after exes, and most of my friends think of me as a dating expert.
	Yeah.
	You said, so what are your standards?
	You said people, what are you using?
	I want my standards.
	I've listed them off this entire show.
	I want somebody who's going to, you know, put together the first date, isn't going to have qualms about paying, because why are you asking me on a first date?
	Yeah, I like dating guys that live near the beach.
	I like to spend most of my free time at the beach.
	So being near the beach is actually just, you know, rather convenient for me and my taste.
	Okay.
	So living by the beach, is that your standard?
	Well, when you swipe in beach areas, you tend to match with people that live near the beach.
	Well, when there's, okay, there's live near the beach, and then there's like beachfront house.
	Like, I live near the beach.
	I don't have a beachfront house.
	Then you need to hire your standards.
	I'm sorry.
	I was just being mean.
	I'm sorry.
	I was being playful.
	I was just being cheeky.
	I'm not offended.
	I just don't even understand what that means.
	Like, I need to get myself together.
	I think it takes a lot for him to get offended, actually.
	Maybe I like the Riviera area.
	Ooh, Riviera, that sounds fancy.
	I like the city and the ocean view, excuse me.
	Actually, that's where I used to live.
	I like a good palisade, so that would be a nice place to like.
	I like villas.
	The villas are great.
	Have you ever been in a villa?
	A villa.
	Villa. Villa.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Good talk.
	Let's see.
	Three hot takes.
	You said you think it's better for men as a little older.
	Yeah.
	You said you don't fuck with men who want to split a pill.
	Yeah.
	And you don't understand women who are down for that.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I just like, I don't know.
	A man is literally showing up and like telling you the amount of effort he's willing to put into you from the get-go.
	From the very beginning.
	He's like, you're not worth me spending X amount of money on.
	And I'm just like, you can't afford to create a future with me then.
	Drizzle, drizzle.
	I think the girl should be simping.
	I will simp for the right man.
	I am a super fan.
	You'll pay for a first simply.
	You'll pay for a first date.
	I'm a super simp, too.
	I love to gift a lot.
	I love to go on my way to bring over gifts or like do like really cute like little things.
	I think it needs to be reciprocated in its own way.
	Like I wouldn't mind if my guy was just like, you know, it'd mean a lot to me if you were out.
	Ladies, I have a question.
	So here's the scenario.
	The guy is a billionaire, but he wants to go 50-50.
	Or the guy makes 50K, but he pays for dates.
	Well, what dates is he able to take you on?
	He can't even afford a house in Southern California.
	I don't know.
	He's got an apartment.
	I hear you, Nick.
	Which do you prefer?
	Oh, are you asking me?
	I thought this was like open panel.
	I thought I already like, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, it's kind of like pulling teeth tonight, though.
	Not the billionaire.
	I'll go with the 50K guy to McDonald's.
	Well, so hopefully.
	I was more so like entertained by her.
	What was the question?
	The question is, so you'd rather date a billionaire who wants to go 50-50 or a guy who makes 50K, but he'll pay, like, he'll provide.
	Okay, the first date.
	Like, he'll pay for the first date.
	The billionaire wants to go 50-50?
	Yeah.
	Because obviously down the road, he'll be a provider, but up front, he's not.
	So he don't want you to know he's a billionaire.
	Yeah.
	He wants you to like him for him.
	Yeah.
	So he offers you 50-50.
	I just don't see how we would even go 50-50.
	Where are we living?
	And what is 50-50?
	Okay, so like we're going on a trip.
	My 50-50 is not his first date.
	No, first date.
	This is some first date trip.
	You know, like, first.
	Oh, first date.
	Yeah.
	And I already know that he's a billionaire?
	No, no.
	I just, well, I guess we kind of ruined it.
	But I said he's trying to maintain a low profile.
	He doesn't want you to know he's a billionaire yet.
	He wants to see if you like him for him.
	Oh.
	If you're willing to go 50-50.
	So I always offer to pay.
	I do.
	Even on the first date.
	But if the guy says he's like, I do offer to pay, but like, no guys ever let me pay.
	They're like, no.
	And I'm like, well, let me just know.
	Everybody's job.
	And then I'm like, okay.
	Thank you.
	Nobody slammed you over that shit.
	All right.
	Well, moving on, Jess, last thing here.
	You said you think a lot of men are insecure about the hot women's experience.
	Like they see a girl that has things taken care of for her and feel the need to put her down.
	I don't get that.
	What do you mean?
	What do I mean?
	I mean like literally how two of your followers on this literally felt the need to attack my EDC trip just because I was flown out and given like a VIP ticket and I'm wearing makeup.
	Oh no.
	A hot girl getting to have fun.
	Terrorist.
	Atrocious.
	Why do you gotta like and like put some love into yourself and see what you can accomplish?
	That was good.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Okay.
	A lot of the followers don't.
	Cool.
	So have you had sugar daddies then?
	Is that kind of what you're talking about?
	No, but I like there's a difference between a sugar daddy, like somebody who's giving you like a paycheck just to see them, and then there's a difference between a man who comes from like a certain family background and is taking care of things.
	That's totally different than like an allowance or something like that.
	Okay.
	True.
	A couple questions here, then we're going to do the bumble segment, then we're going to do the roast segment, then we're going to wrap up the show.
	Just going around the table, are you?
	Is anybody currently in therapy?
	No.
	No.
	Nope.
	Yes.
	In therapy right now?
	Currently?
	No.
	I've been in therapy since I was six.
	No.
	Wait, hold on.
	Wait, up till now.
	Hold on.
	I'm currently in therapy, yes.
	Since you were six.
	Yeah.
	Wait, into the mic.
	I come from a complicated family.
	Oh my god.
	Were your both your parents therapists?
	No.
	Oh.
	And they actually refuse to go to therapy, but they think it's really good that I go to therapy.
	Why'd they put you in therapy at six?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Oh, I was just like having behavioral issues.
	I was like acting out, and a lot of that has to reflect with my home environment.
	Yeah.
	You?
	Oh, no.
	No.
	Nick, hold on.
	I also started therapy really, really young, and I feel like I've graduated for now.
	I might need therapy after this.
	I'm just kidding.
	Okay.
	Wait, and those who aren't currently in therapy, have you ever been?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Is anybody on any psychotropic or antidepressants?
	Starting with you.
	Oh, no.
	Yes.
	What are you taking?
	Closer to the mic.
	I really know this, shouldn't I?
	Closer to the mic.
	If you need a refill.
	I do actually need to pick up a refill.
	I think one's like.
	Just go to the next person.
	It's going to take too long for me to remember.
	How many?
	What are they?
	That's what I just said.
	It's going to take me too long to remember the freaking names.
	Oh, to remember them.
	Okay, you?
	No.
	No, so.
	No, but I was for a really long time, and big pharma was sort of the catalyst for me not doing that anymore.
	All right.
	And let's see.
	We hold on.
	There was.
	We did that.
	We did that.
	There's also.
	Oh, okay.
	Fuck it.
	You know what?
	I'm going to just go through my bullet list of these ridiculous questions.
	Not ridiculous.
	Here it goes.
	Wait, was there a private chat, Nick?
	Okay.
	Who's the primary victim of war, men or women?
	Wow.
	War?
	Like the men going to war?
	I mean, they're dying.
	Actually, wait, first question.
	Do you consider yourself a feminist?
	Oh, no.
	No.
	Yes, but like.
	But it's next.
	No.
	Hell no.
	I consider myself closer aligned with second wave feminism that came in the 70s and less so aligned with third wave feminism, which is what we're seeing today.
	Like second wave, they were fighting for their right to have their own credit card and like be able to like have properties in their own names.
	I think that's a little bit different than some of the arguments from feminists today where they almost never mind.
	I'll just stop there.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	I would.
	Consider myself.
	No.
	Okay, I'm just going to rapid fire through these.
	The chat.
	Who is the primary victim of war, men or women?
	You said everyone needs therapy.
	The people going towards and dying.
	So I guess women.
	Mainly.
	Men.
	Men.
	I think everyone.
	Men.
	Primary, I guess.
	I think everyone.
	Men.
	Primary does have a definition.
	I do want to say primary does have a definition.
	But okay.
	Let's see.
	Primary, secondary.
	Are men or women physically stronger?
	That's an easy one.
	We'll start with you.
	Go ahead.
	Men.
	But I am stronger than a lot of men.
	Fair.
	Men.
	Men.
	Okay.
	I saw you over there making faces, but this question has caused concerns in the past.
	What a silly question.
	We've been down somewhere.
	Do you think men are important, starting with you?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I think everyone has value, so I guess.
	Yes.
	1,000%.
	Yes.
	What's happening right now?
	Now, I'm going to bring it back to dating.
	Do you want to date an average man?
	I mean, I wouldn't mind.
	I will make him extraordinary.
	Ooh.
	Politics.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Do I want to date an average man?
	No.
	No.
	Yes.
	Married, but I'm okay with it?
	Yeah.
	Above average, baby.
	Alright, uh, we're gonna, I'm gonna, wait, hold on.
	We'll do the bumble segment in just a sec.
	Q, you got a little question you can help me out with while I'm getting a few things set up on my end.
	You got this, bro.
	I believe in you, Q.
	I believe in UQ.
	Did you put my notes down?
	Not on this most recent thing.
	Oh, how about this?
	Wait, Madison, ask your question.
	What's everyone's body count?
	Did you guys hear that?
	She asked, what's everybody's body count starting with you?
	She really wants to know.
	I don't want to know.
	She wants to know.
	Go ahead.
	Seven.
	Zero.
	Seven.
	I'm not answering that.
	Do you want to do a range?
	Like five to fifteen?
	Five to ten.
	All right.
	Not disclosing that.
	I didn't consent to marry you.
	What?
	Hold on.
	Range?
	Do you want to do range?
	No.
	Did you answer previous shows?
	No.
	Okay.
	You didn't?
	I'll just keep giving you a look until you go to her.
	Do you want to do a range?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Zero.
	I decline to answer respectfully.
	Range?
	No, thank you.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	It's conservative.
	I don't want to answer because I honestly, I thought about this and I was going to.
	And I'm like, I feel like it's just disrespectful to future husband, like hearing about me talking about how many partners I've had before him.
	Like, I feel like my future husband would hate that.
	Thank you.
	Well, shout out to the people who actually answered.
	I'm not good for you guys.
	You guys have to be able to do that.
	Honestly, you guys have brave.
	Angelic.
	Brave.
	Brave, brave.
	Not brave.
	Not brave, not brave.
	Hike, I care about your opinions.
	Zero.
	What?
	Ha ha ha ha.
	Haha.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	What do I have to do here?
	Hold on, I got to switch up a couple things.
	Madison, what other questions do you have?
	Quick.
	You got this, Madison.
	I believe in you.
	There you go.
	Starting with you, Angelic.
	Sexist towards men?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	This was a very enlightening question, and I actually appreciate it because, yes.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Madison, do you want to ask the follow-up?
	Can you be racist towards white people?
	Angelic, go ahead.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No.
	Yes.
	Of course.
	I love making fun of myself and my whiteness.
	So is that yes?
	Okay, okay.
	I was like, what's the answer?
	Yes.
	We need the answers.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	What's the other one, Madison?
	Can we elaborate?
	We have a no on the table here.
	Yeah, somebody did say no.
	Oh, sure, Amy, go ahead.
	I'm curious.
	Oh, boy.
	I just think when you guys, or sorry, when white people are like the majority and they haven't faced as many microaggressions or like common day like racism, you can't.
	You can like stereotype and like you can make fun of them, yes, but you can't be racist towards them.
	What's the definition of racism?
	I'm tired and hungry.
	Can you do it for me?
	I'm honestly so tired and hungry.
	Here.
	So this is what I've heard from people who have your worldview.
	The definition of, excuse me, the definition of racism is prejudice plus power.
	Or wait, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	Being prejudice towards psychiatrists.
	No, no, I think that's it.
	Yeah, prejudice plus power.
	Basically.
	Right.
	Would you agree with that definition?
	So because they haven't been subjected to it as much, that means it's invalid if somebody is racist towards them?
	No, it's not invalid.
	So you can be racist towards white people then?
	Sure.
	No, don't.
	Don't.
	I mean, you don't, I mean, if you don't agree with me, then.
	Bulldozed.
	I think it's something I'd have to be more informed about to like fully agree on, but just me as what if I told you it was just thinking you were superior to another race?
	I don't think I'm superior to another race.
	No, the definition of racism, thinking you're superior to another race.
	Is that the definition?
	Like if you're out in public and you see somebody go, oh, look at that white piece of trash, you wouldn't see something wrong with that?
	I would say that there's something wrong with that.
	Okay.
	But you wouldn't categorize it as being racist.
	Because they're literally like presenting hate and aggression towards a certain race.
	And white trash.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And you can be racist towards other people.
	Could you repeat that?
	There was a little quiet.
	and you can be racist towards white people.
	Mort?
	Yeah, I think we can be racist towards anybody.
	Anybody.
	Yeah.
	What about now?
	You're talking, I think, from the United States perspective, correct?
	Because your argument is like in the United States, white people have power, right?
	That's the argument here.
	White people have systemic.
	What's the other word?
	There's systemic, and then there's what's the other one?
	Institutional.
	Systemic and institutional power.
	Is that kind of your position?
	I'm trying to steel man your position here.
	And because of the benefits and privileges that having the systemic and institutional power, you cannot be racist again.
	Agent Hasland donated $100.
	I disagree with whatever on many major points and wish I were there to offer my philosophical arguments alongside the girls.
	Is it possible to challenge your crew to a future in-person debate?
	I mean, you can shoot us a DM on Instagram, but it depends.
	We typically do these dating panels.
	That's the extent of it.
	So you're welcome to DM us, though, for our consideration.
	So, yeah.
	Is that a pretty good assessment of your position?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, like, if in a country where, by the way, guys, TTS is now $69 TTS.
	If you guys wanted, I don't know if we're going to lower it, honestly, to the roast section.
	What about in a country that was predominantly like the another country where whites were not the majority, for example?
	Like, let's say in Vietnam.
	Why was that a.
	Yeah, Nick, why was that a.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you were like TOS or some shit.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	I got headphones on.
	I can't hear over there sometimes.
	Oh, you're good.
	You're good.
	Yeah, when you explained it, it made sense.
	Like, yeah, you can't be racist where it's white people in that perspective.
	I didn't think of it like that.
	I thought of it from my own experiences.
	Okay.
	So do you think like, man, hang on, we don't have to linger on this for too long.
	But like, what do you think about, for example, like, so do you think Asian people as compared to white people are oppressed in the United States?
	Yes.
	So one of the arguments I'll often hear is like one that comes up from the feminist standpoint is the wage gap.
	And this is more so like man-woman versus race, but so this which it's been debunked, but the wage gap argues that women are paid like 80 cents on the dollar for the same exact work.
	If I told you that, for example, Asian women out-earn white men, does that kind of challenge your position?
	My view on this?
	My view on what?
	Well, so Asian women out-earn white men.
	That's cool.
	No, you say, but you say they're oppressed.
	You think Asians are oppressed?
	I still think we're oppressed.
	We don't have to be oppressed financially, but like.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'm just curious.
	So how are, I mean, how are Asian people oppressed in the United States?
	Have you ever been spat at?
	have you ever had people call you like slurs racist remarks like just oh i'm Okay, so hold on, just racism exists.
	Just to be clear, I'm not denying that there will be racist individuals and you can experience egregious racist treatment.
	I'm not saying that, but like when I think of oppression, I don't think of like a sole individual who's being a dickhead.
	I think on like a government system, institutional level.
	Oh, actually, you know what?
	Here, let me help.
	I'll actually help you on this.
	So, these Ivy League schools, Harvard, for example, if you're an Asian person, you have to get a higher SAT score to get into these schools because these schools have race, frankly, racist and sexist admission practices.
	So, there was actually a lawsuit, I believe it was with Harvard.
	Asian people had to get a really high score on the SAT compared to like compared to like white people, Latinos, black.
	Like, it was just like, so that was, in my view, an institutional and systematic discrimination against Asians.
	So, that's actually one example.
	No, no, because we've been boxed and categorized as a anonymous donated $100.
	Angelic, you are the most beautiful lady on the panel tonight.
	Oh, shit.
	Do you love and follow the Lord Jesus Christ?
	If so, can I slide in your DMs?
	Hashtag Christie's King.
	Christies.
	Okay.
	Angelic, are you Christian?
	I don't identify, I suppose, with I like to learn about all religions.
	I'm very open-minded to, I guess, engaging in whatever religion my partner is in.
	Okay, that's fair.
	So we're going to do the bumble segment.
	Oh, yeah, guys, twitch.tv slash whatever.
	Drops a follow.
	Drop us.
	Guys, it's been an hour since we've had a prime.
	Guys, I think it's our Twitch is bugged.
	I think it's broken.
	I don't know what.
	Oh, my.
	Guys, can you drop a little Twitch Prime in the chat?
	Little Twitch Prime in the chat.
	But drops a follow if you have one.
	Bucky Larson donated $70.
	Ladies, you need to start paying for first dates in 2024.
	If the man is supposed to be the provider in a marriage relationship, how's he not the prize?
	Well put.
	Well put, Bucky Larson.
	Drizzle Drizzle.
	These girls got to start paying for our sushi and our, you know, our Italian dinner dates, fucking spaghetti, ravioli, fucking fettuccine, Alfredo.
	They got to start paying for that shit.
	Lol Paladins donated $69.
	The only thing that feminists follow is power.
	If you say that Asian, we may now turn white men, they think good if men overwhelming unalive themselves, good.
	What is moral is whatever benefits them.
	The only thing the feminists follow is power.
	If you say that Asian women out-earn white men, they think good.
	If men overwhelmingly...
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, damn.
	True.
	Thank you, Lol Paladins.
	You're a fucking legend, dude.
	Appreciate it.
	Oh, I think it's fine, Nick.
	You can show.
	I mean, it's below the threshold, but you can show.
	So, oh, bumble.
	We'll do bumble, okay?
	So, guys, we're gonna show you you get 20 swipes each.
	Each of you gets 20 swipes.
	Oh, starting with Angelic, what's your age range that you would date?
	SL underscore I dot D dot underscore 61 F O O two nine three 33 bar three seven donated $69.
	Love to my Fresno queens from Readley.
	To the pinky up coastal elitists, where do you think your fruits and vegetables come from?
	We don't grow pineapples because it doesn't belong on pizza.
	100%, bro.
	Pineapples on pizza is fucking disgusting.
	Gross.
	How wrong.
	I don't even know who's going to be able to do it.
	How wrong is it?
	Just put, I suppose, 20 to 40?
	Oh, come and challenge, bruv.
	My mouth is.
	How old's the guy who you're interested in?
	Pineapple makes my ball.
	Same age as me.
	Like, be realistic.
	You really gonna date like a 40-year-old?
	I mean, it's not, like, preferred, but I can't help who I fall in love with.
	Like, I mean, like, you know, Keanu Reeves is my celebrity crush.
	If he were to ask me to date him, like, yeah, he's like 50-something, you know?
	Yeah, but he's a sweetheart.
	I know he is, but that's why I like him.
	Okay.
	You know.
	But I don't think the men you're going to see on Bumble are exactly Keanu.
	I could have been on Bumble, so I don't know.
	Okay, put.
	Give her.
	Give.
	Dude, you know what?
	Dude, 20 to 30.
	I'm just going to, 20 to 25.
	I'm sorry, Angelica.
	I got it.
	The patriarchy's got to come in here and do something realistic.
	You'll still get a bunch of options, but we're going to do 20 to 25.
	Patriarchy's made its decision.
	All right.
	So you're just going to say yes or no into the mind.
	Oh, it's just for their face?
	Yeah, you just get to see one.
	Okay, well, he looks nice.
	Aquatic donated $69.
	Is sexist for a man to be scared of women?
	BC women can falsely accuse men for grape or SA.
	This is especially for yellow lady.
	I couldn't.
	Can somebody actually read that to me again?
	It's so hard to hear that.
	Is it sexist for a man to be scared of women because women falsely accuse men for grape or essay?
	I think that that happens way less than people are raped.
	I don't think that's so you're good.
	I think that happens way less, in all honesty.
	And I think that if you asked all the women in your life, plenty of them have had situations that they didn't ask for happening.
	And if you really feel passionate about the other stance, then you should be opening those conversations with the women in your life and educating yourself.
	Alright.
	Oh.
	Looks like family is important.
	So yes.
	I have no clue what's happening here.
	No.
	Oh, motorcycles, cool.
	Sure.
	Who am I looking at?
	Just choose the harder one.
	I don't know.
	Sure, they look adventurous.
	I don't know why, but I'm kind of scared.
	I'm sorry, person.
	I'm also kind of scared.
	So no.
	He looks like he's wearing a filter.
	So no.
	He looks fine.
	Looks nice.
	Oh, he looks funny.
	He looks a little high, but I have no clue what's happening.
	What is going on in these pictures?
	What is that?
	Oh, drugs, I think.
	No?
	Um... Uh...
	Where...
	Lol Paladin's donated $69.
	He doesn't have any women in his life to ask that question.
	You strump it because he doesn't own the house on the ocean.
	It's his fault.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm not sure.
	I don't know.
	Is that a player for Baylor?
	Apparently.
	I don't know what bit.
	What is Bay?
	Uh school.
	Uh no, I don't know what's happening.
	Um, yeah, adventurous fruity.
	No, thanks.
	Um, oh, anime.
	I like anime, yeah.
	Um, no, also kind of scared.
	I'm sorry, person.
	Uh, this one.
	What is your dating range?
	Uh PR Aquatic donated $69.
	Stop avoiding the question and answer it.
	Is it sexist or not?
	I think this is for you again.
	Can I go home?
	I'm so tired and over this.
	We're about to wrap soon.
	Like right after we do the bumble segment.
	Uh, AJ?
	Um, like 22 to 30.
	22 to 30.
	Yep.
	Yeah, so if there's like a picture of like more than one guy, just pick the hottest one and say yes or no.
	Hope for the best.
	Also, if I can leave what we'd rather just say while I'm sunny here, this is like her first time on a dating app.
	What is this finder along?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No. Girl. Yes. Thank you. No. No. Oh, my God.
	Sure.
	Looks funny.
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No.
	Yes?
	Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.
	No.
	Yeah.
	No.
	No.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Yes.
	No.
	22 to 26.
	What if these people can see?
	That's why I said something.
	No, I feel bad.
	Nor no.
	Tough nut buttercup.
	No.
	Break a few hearts.
	No.
	Nicolo the onated $69.
	Leave Brittany alone.
	But seriously, Rocky Peaks, maybe you got problems because you find your billionaire BFS from the club you work at.
	Move aside.
	You're washed up.
	Angelic is getting the spotlight.
	I don't date, guys.
	I meet at the club, and I'm perfectly okay with her having the spotlight.
	She's stunning and a sweetheart.
	And I've actually really appreciated some of her comments.
	Be nice, period.
	Yeah.
	Not everyone has the same taste.
	That's okay.
	No.
	Uh, yes.
	No.
	Yes.
	No.
	Oh, no.
	Woman hater Brian donated $100.
	Denim Dan is correct on prefrontal cortex.
	Military wants young men cause they are easier to mold.
	Men want young women for the same reason.
	by 25 plus they are more difficult and used up
	yeah sure no no no no no no no
	Do anyone go?
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Wait, no, we need...
	Oh, sorry.
	What's your age range?
	19 to 26?
	No. No. No.
	the nineteen, seven.
	Oh, I can't see him, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	This is so entertaining for me.
	Uh, yeah, I'll go.
	What's your journey?
	28 to 35.
	Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
	Damn, she's getting all studs.
	Yeah.
	I mean, this is right.
	No yes no no, yes.
	Well, he looks kind of angry.
	Uh yes oh, I love dogs.
	No no no yes, why am I getting all the dogs?
	Yes no yes no no no okay okay, um twenty six to thirty eight.
	This is better than the last time I- Last time it was all no's.
	No, no, yes, no, no,
	yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes.
	No No No.
	Yes.
	No.
	Um, 20 to 30.
	Oh my god, this is so weird.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No, I'm sorry.
	No, I'm sorry, also.
	You don't have to say sorry.
	Yes. Yes?
	Sure.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	No, I'm sorry.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yes, the dog.
	Am I done now?
	Yes.
	Sorry.
	No, I'm sorry.
	No, I'm also sorry.
	I'm also sorry, no.
	I'm also bad.
	Yes.
	I feel like I'm on the bachelor.
	Oh, no, no, I'm so sorry.
	I'm also sorry, no.
	Oh my god, no.
	I'm sorry.
	Thank you.
	I feel so bad.
	Don't focus on the hell 30 to 35.
	Never understood the long hair on guys.
	That's what Dating Apps is.
	It's ruthless.
	Oh my goodness.
	No.
	No.
	Oh, what?
	No.
	No.
	Yeah.
	He's definitely deadlifting.
	No. No. No. No.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Yeah.
	In the mirror, that one.
	Uh, no.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Curious, yeah.
	No.
	Really?
	No.
	Uh, yes.
	No.
	What?
	I know.
	No.
	Oh.
	I honestly like hardly swipe based on looks, but 27 to 37.
	All the 30s and aboves have really hidden them.
	I wasn't allowed.
	I wish I said 35.
	Can't give you a five.
	Off looks, no.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	No.
	Yeah.
	Shantamento dog.
	Yeah.
	No, no, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Taylor Swift.
	No. No. No. No.
	Yeah.
	No. No. No. No.
	All right.
	Bye guys.
	Oh shit.
	Brian, you know my kids got a little scuffed.
	Can you fix that?
	You say me.
	Oh there we go.
	Thank you.
	Cool.
	So you don't want to swipe?
	But women, if the girls want us here, I'll let the girls pick.
	Pick for you guys get to pick.
	If we want to watch them swipe.
	Yeah, do.
	Swipe.
	That's one.
	Watch us.
	We need another vote.
	We need at least like four more votes.
	Yeah.
	For yay.
	I think we know their type based off the AI thing.
	Is this the last thing?
	Okay, fuck it.
	We'll do it.
	We'll do it.
	Old Man Marine donated $69.
	Brian, shut up.
	If Angelic wants to date 40-year-old men, you should not shame her.
	Angelic, you are a 10.
	I'm Adventurous Ryder Harley in shape and also a tattoo artist.
	Okay, there you go.
	You can't.
	Actually, I know this dude.
	We're good buddies.
	He saved me from the honey badger once.
	Would you be down to date him?
	I mean, I would have to get to know him.
	No, like, just a first date.
	You know, would you be down to do a first date with him?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Not for a stranger.
	Nick, for me, we'll do...
	Let's do 20 and 40.
	Let's make this shit interesting.
	Why not?
	20 to 40.
	Yeah.
	How old are you, sorry?
	34.
	Oh, okay.
	Uh, how old is she?
	Is that a 36?
	Yeah, I think it's maybe 30.
	Okay.
	I'm going to say no because of the choker, so no.
	I'm going to be petty as nope.
	She's pretty.
	She's pretty.
	Is she, though?
	She looks natty.
	Really?
	Is she, though?
	A few ladies.
	The bangs.
	Vlog Paladins donated $69.
	She has to get permission from her current boyfriend who won't commit first.
	Sorry, Harley, dude.
	Sorry, Harley, dude.
	Sorry.
	Scott.
	Gotta get that permission from the dude.
	Permish.
	Permiss.
	Okay.
	I'm gonna start saying that now.
	Go ahead.
	Did you say yes?
	Nope.
	No.
	What the?
	Well, obviously, yes.
	What the?
	Wait, why is this?
	Wait, is this like Sean?
	I don't know.
	I prefer dark hair, but yeah, sure.
	Wait, fake lips or real?
	They really definitely some lashes on.
	Yeah, the lashes, but they could be fake lips.
	Maddie Huge Head donated $69.
	Ladies and football players on the panel, would you date a podcast host with a big duck?
	A black smoke cap and scientist or a dollar store Justin Bieber on crack that sits on computer.
	Keep it a hundred.
	Yo, wait, how do you know he's on crack?
	Because his leg is shaking like fucking crazy.
	I was back there.
	His legs like vibrating the whole fucking story.
	How do you know that?
	PR Aquatic donated $69.
	Brian, I need you to press the yellow lady about the question I asked BC.
	She keeps avoiding it.
	Andrew would be said if not.
	Is sexist for a man to be scared of women BC?
	They falsely accuse men of grape.
	Oh, wait, are you going?
	Is this a rage quit or?
	No, I'm not rage quitting anything.
	It seems like a big old man Hall donated $69.
	Aquatic made a range quick.
	Hi, Angelic.
	My name is also Brian.
	Now we're not strangers.
	I'll DM you.
	Damn, Aquatic, bro.
	You just stuck in the.
	All right.
	Well, you know.
	It's hard.
	It's hard, you know?
	It's hard to sit in an air-conditioned penthouse apartment for the equivalent of a workday.
	You know, putting in a workday.
	It's difficult for some people, you know, to do a work just like a normal workday.
	You know.
	Get home safely.
	Oh, speaking of, hold on.
	This is SPARTAS!
	I also got, I also got.
	Peace out!
	Peace out!
	You too, homie!
	And then I also got boom.
	Okay, well done.
	Aquatic, bro.
	You need to do a champagne pop for making one of my beloved.
	Wait, not beloved.
	What the fuck?
	You got it.
	I need a fucking champagne.
	Oh, my God.
	Sorry, I'm having a stroke.
	I need a champagne pop from you.
	No, because then you get crazy.
	I don't get crazy.
	I get fun.
	It was fun.
	Maple is Tori is better than Wild.
	Donated $69.
	Amy, there are a lot of young people who speak true child.
	Tout you, come to San Bernardino.
	Also, W Brian, for taking tonight's show in stride and not getting overwhelmed and angry.
	Oh, yeah, unfazed, bro.
	Unfazed.
	I mean, look, I get, you know, I debate and shit, but I had a couple little attacks, little personal snarky comments towards me, and I just disregard.
	Unfazed, son.
	But thank you, man.
	Appreciate it, bro.
	Appreciate it.
	We were doing the bumble thing.
	Let's go back to that.
	I kind of lost count of where you were.
	five or some shit she's probably non-denominational for sure bro This is non-denominational Christian.
	Look at this.
	Cross, but here's my cleavage.
	Cross, here's definitely a Protestant.
	I mean, definitely, you know.
	Honestly, she's attractive, but like, I just, I don't think she's my type, if that makes sense.
	You're pulling at us.
	Just yes or no.
	Hey, I will take, I will, I will wax poetic about my choices.
	I will.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I will belabor the fucking choice for as long as I want to.
	Okay.
	Tawny, no. Illinois Boy donated $69.
	I think it's giving me a little bit of a broken.
	Hello, Brian.
	First time donator here, second one of the evening.
	Love the show.
	Keep doing what you're doing.
	Love from the shithole state of Illinois.
	You live in Chicago, dude?
	You live in Chicago?
	But yo, thank you for your first time donating, man.
	Really appreciate your patronage.
	Appreciate your first time donating.
	Thank you, man.
	Olivia.
	No.
	Damn, bro.
	What the f?
	Which one?
	Bro, this is like one of these weird, like, unicorns.
	Unicorn, like, they try and do a threesome.
	Nah.
	GMD Jim donated $69.
	Now, I've been saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke.
	Bye, Princess.
	This show is not all about you.
	Also, Addies, Molly, and Coke are not prescriptions.
	Oh, come on.
	Don't be mean.
	She's gone.
	You should have said that while she was here.
	Oh, that's about her.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Thank you, Jim.
	Appreciate it.
	Let's continue.
	that's a no uh sure uh that's a real body We have to.
	I think she might be blonde, though.
	No.
	And yeah.
	No.
	No.
	Damn.
	Wait, is this like the old man Marine donated $69.
	Later, blonde in yellow.
	Watch out.
	There are men out there.
	Angelic, what's your favorite restaurant?
	That's not nice after she literally just was saying how she was a social.
	Just like Angelica.
	Well, I mean, I'm going to defend her if she's not here or something.
	Well, she could have defended herself had she not rage quit over her fucking TTS message.
	Go ahead, Angelic.
	I typically don't really like eating out, so I don't have a favorite restaurant.
	But I like cooking and I like steak.
	When you do eat out, what's your favorite restaurant?
	I really.
	She can vouch I'd soon just eat out.
	She can vouch out.
	I cook.
	I cook.
	She's a chest.
	How about what's your favorite meal?
	I love steak.
	Filet mignon?
	Or just any stuff?
	Go back.
	I feel like this is like because you're a female profile, like we're.
	It's like I'm matching with bi women or lesbian women.
	It is bio.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, alright.
	It's just looks, whatever.
	But it is going to give you a custard type.
	Lip filler, fuck no.
	Oh, my God.
	Yes to both.
	Angelic, show us your above-the-knee tattoos.
	Oh, it says angel and devil.
	Do you want to show?
	I don't mind.
	How do I show?
	Angelic has the same tattoo.
	Oh, wait.
	Wait, no, leave it.
	In front, there's devil.
	And then this one says angel.
	Okay.
	Alright, back.
	Damn, she's thick, though.
	Fuck.
	She's fucking stacked.
	Right, Q?
	She's fucking stacked, bro.
	Definitely is.
	The tattoos, honestly, if it wasn't for the tattoos, the clothing a little bit too revealing, you know, but let's just do looks.
	Oh, and a snake tattoo, red flag.
	And she's got like the chain.
	What is that?
	Chain, like some spiky chains or some shit.
	She's trying to get like.
	I think she wants to get.
	She's on some like.
	Like barbed wire?
	There's sadism, masochist.
	She could be masochist.
	I don't know.
	Maybe for a fun time.
	Looks like she's looks, yes, but I can fix her.
	Yes.
	I can fix her.
	I can fix her.
	No.
	That was a dude.
	Doesn't count.
	Yes.
	I can fix her, yes.
	I can fix her, yes.
	No. No. No.
	I can fix her, yes.
	That's a dude.
	No.
	Well, last one.
	Yes to both.
	Sora, and he's like, yes.
	Do 20 to 35.
	And how old are you, Sorry?
	31.
	Okay.
	I would have him not.
	Damn, that girl's fucking stacked.
	Holy shit.
	Sorry.
	Oh my gosh.
	I'm in love. Yeah. Yeah. No.
	That's a yes.
	That was a yes for me.
	Old man Maureen donated $69.
	Perfect.
	I'll cook steaks for our first date.
	It's really heating up in here, huh?
	And what, by the way, Old Man Maureen, like while we were looking at the bumble thing, she actually leaned over and she's like, Yeah, Brian, I'm.
	He can cook me a steak anytime.
	She said that shit for sure.
	Okay, next.
	No.
	Really?
	She's pretty good, right?
	I don't like her nose.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	Wish she hurts.
	That's so true.
	Yeah.
	She's got a pretty shooter.
	Yeah, she does.
	You know, you should lose it when I'm done with her.
	Oh, but they're not.
	No, you pin.
	Hell no.
	That's an interesting thing.
	Hell no.
	That's right across from my wings.
	Yeah, Brian, I'll take the green one.
	Okay.
	No.
	Dibs.
	Just keep her.
	Yes.
	Dibs.
	Yeah, you can have her.
	Really?
	Yeah, you can have her.
	Yes.
	Oh, holy wait.
	That's Pixie, bro.
	Wait, no fucking way.
	Wait, hide us for a second.
	Hide us for a fucking sec.
	No, no, no.
	Hide the video.
	Is it?
	Yo, Pixie.
	That's not.
	Wait, is it?
	Wait, isn't her name Andrea?
	Yeah.
	I think I've seen her on your.
	Yo, wait, match with her, bro.
	Hit a like.
	Oh, wait, ex out of that thing at the top.
	Wait, her name is Andrea, I'm pretty sure, isn't it?
	I've seen her on the bumble.
	Hey, yo, Pixie, what's up?
	What's up, Pixie?
	She.
	Okay, go ahead.
	But no.
	Nah.
	She probably cut herself.
	Oh, god, damn.
	God damn, Q, why you gotta bring it?
	Why you gotta go?
	What about this girl?
	She probably cut you, bro.
	She calls me shake you.
	She gonna stab you, bro.
	Yes, they're both.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	She got bumblebee tattoo in her cleavage?
	Yeah.
	It's like two whales doing 69 tattoo.
	Did you see that shit?
	Fucking koi fish 69.
	Oh, yes.
	Silly.
	Yeah.
	Nope.
	Did she have fake teeth?
	I couldn't tell.
	Uh, yeah.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Nah.
	What?
	Nah, I can't see her.
	I don't know.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Was it AI?
	Yeah.
	I can fix her.
	20.
	Oh, yeah, her too.
	Yeah.
	She come too, yes.
	Yeah, she got.
	She can come too.
	You want five?
	You take five more, I'll take five more.
	Okay, bet.
	Go ahead.
	Yes.
	Five more.
	Yeah, I'm greedy.
	No.
	Is that a dude?
	She's a whore.
	You.
	Come on, bruv.
	Okay, all right.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Nope.
	Oh, what happened to that?
	Whoa.
	Ex out of that, man.
	Yes, okay.
	I'm good.
	All right.
	No, you don't have to change the age.
	Nope.
	Kicking our feet.
	Aw, kids.
	Sure.
	Aww.
	Is that another man?
	No, no, no, we keep going till I get a yes, no.
	Dibs.
	No.
	No.
	Are we just going to keep going?
	Yes, dude.
	Fuck yeah.
	Let's fucking go, Kiwi.
	We're going to have to fight over this one, buddy.
	Bro, you win that fight.
	We're fighting over that one.
	You won that fight.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's see.
	My goodness.
	Okay, we're going to do 10-minute roast session.
	Guys, we're going to do something a little different.
	Ah, wait.
	Okay, we'll do a brief one.
	Hold on, guys.
	It's going to take me a sec to get that all set up.
	I'm going to put one sec.
	I don't even have anything set up for 25.
	So what we're going to do, though, guys, for the roast session, it's going to be 25 and up.
	It's now.
	But there's going to be a.
	I'm putting on what's it called?
	Auto mod?
	Unlimited alert moderation delay.
	Okay, so because you guys trolled it last time, I'm moderating all these.
	So it's going to be at my discretion if I show them.
	I don't want any insults towards appearance.
	If you want to roast somebody for some shit they said, some dating stuff, you can.
	No insults towards physical appearance.
	And otherwise, it's all free game.
	I'm going to be moderating them.
	So otherwise, go for it, boys.
	And we'll do that for 10 minutes.
	Let me do.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	I'll do a couple adjustments.
	But it should be all set to go.
	If you guys want to do that.
	While we're doing that, any final thoughts from the panel before we wrap things up?
	I have a question.
	What's that?
	I can't see it.
	The red pill?
	Oh, is that with that?
	I can't see it from the same.
	Red and blue pill.
	Oh, we have to have one.
	Eat it.
	We're going to have to add the Q-pill in there pretty soon.
	Add the what?
	The Q-pill.
	The Q-pill?
	That's him.
	Oh, okay.
	What color is that going to be?
	Q-pill.
	It's going to be rainbow-colored.
	Rainbow.
	Not going to be rainbow color.
	And it's prime more.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	It's going to be black.
	Oh.
	With a little bit of gold in it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Oh, you were able to type it.
	Good job, Nick.
	I'm proud of you.
	Good job, Dick.
	That was good.
	So if you.
	Oh, yeah, I have the fucking delay on.
	I got to see if they're coming through.
	Hold on, guys.
	Let's see.
	I'm just testing.
	It should be all set.
	Should be all ready to go, boys.
	We did that.
	Let me just make sure.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it should be, guys, if you want, 25 and up for the TTS.
	If you guys want it.
	I do have the moderation delay on, though, just because people spoil it for the rest of us, you know.
	And then.
	Is it on?
	It's not.
	Angelic, do you accept that guy, Old Maureen?
	Whatever?
	Do you accept his proposal?
	I mean, gonna have to get to know him more before going some, because I would assume if he's cooking a steak, that would mean going to his house.
	I don't think I would do that without knowing him.
	I think that's fair, you know.
	I mean, what if he invites you to the beach and one of the little grills on the beach?
	Cook steak on the beach.
	Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, if it was in a public setting, yeah, I feel like that's fine.
	There you go, old man.
	Cautious, you know.
	Good times.
	That's good.
	There's no men are coming to our house.
	Let me tell you.
	Let me tell you.
	Yeah, absolutely not.
	Sharon donated $25.
	The man or bear question just proves once again that women think emotionally and men think logically.
	Always choose the man.
	Yep.
	Well put.
	Oh, is this not?
	Women underscore women underscore women underscore women donated $25.
	I cannot comprehend why someone cannot pronounce the plural version of the word woman.
	Women, not woman.
	If you Nickelodeon donated $25.
	Men slippery slope.
	Date, pay for dinners, pay for ring, pay to take care of woman, pay for lawyers, pay for alimony, pay to eat a bullet.
	Women's slip.
	Log Paladins donated $25.
	I feel sorry for Q, two episodes in a row.
	He had to be sat next to crazy.
	What are you doing, Brixon?
	That is supposed to be the safe side of the table.
	How do you feel about that?
	He's calling you crazy.
	Generic statue donated $25.
	No OF Skezers on the show tonight.
	W panel.
	Great show tonight, Brian.
	Keep up the good work.
	Good to see you on the show.
	Q. Much love from Austin TX.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	Think Grizzly donated $100.
	Yo, thank you.
	The armor veteran, I'm now retired and disabled.
	Sorry to hear that, man.
	I fought for these ladies to make poor decisions, and it breaks my heart.
	And I just got here.
	It's breaking his heart.
	What poor decisions?
	This guy's literally a grizzly bear.
	He's a grizzly over him.
	Oh, I didn't know.
	He's retired from the great, like, just all of a sudden, something in 2024 happened, and women just like went into the forest to chill with bears.
	And he was in the great bear war of 2024.
	He's called the HBIC Grizzly.
	So he saw some shit.
	Like, he was in the shit.
	You ever been to Bosnia, son?
	You ever been in the shit?
	Oh, my God.
	Good talk.
	Good talk.
	Guys, if you haven't been in your $25 TTS and just FYI, I've triggered every single one that's come through so far.
	So you guys can roast.
	Just ask you guys don't.
	You can roast me.
	Roast Madison.
	Let's hear a sprinkler.
	Just don't.
	I don't want people getting attacking people's appearance.
	You can attack my appearance, I guess.
	That's fine.
	I don't mind.
	You're asking them to TTS a roast or they can say nice.
	Grizzly donates unworldly.
	Awesome comments.
	Head bears.
	They can say nice shit too.
	Stay out of my woods.
	Oh, damn.
	Don't they already do that the whole time?
	Stay out of my woods, this guy.
	He's seen some shit, bro.
	He's got shell shock, bro.
	He's got fake titty shock.
	Too many fake titties coming through the woods, man.
	It's crazy.
	Oh, my God.
	He's got PTSD, bro, from the.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	I'm getting cringe.
	Okay.
	Super cringe.
	Up PR Aquatic donated $25.
	Just want to say everyone else was pretty good faith and thank you.
	And Brian, one of these days I'll do a champagne pop for you, but currently I can't.
	Understand.
	Thank you.
	Old man in green donated $25.
	What about the woods?
	I'll protect you from bears or other men.
	But really, Q is right.
	We can ride to the lake and cook up some food.
	Oh.
	Nickelodeon donated $25.
	It cut off my message.
	Women's slippery slope, bow.
	Footrops, life is hard for the ladies.
	Oh, so I'll re-trigger yours, brother.
	This one?
	Nickelodeon donated $25.
	Men's slippery slope, date, pay for dinners, pay for ring, pay to take care of women, pay for lawyers, pay for alimony, pay to eat a bullet.
	Women's slip.
	This legend, brother.
	Nickelodeon donated $25.
	It cut off my message.
	Women's slippery slope, bow.
	Footrubs, life is hard for the ladies.
	They want us to take a bullet for you, but you don't want to do a bow.
	It's crazy.
	That's crazy.
	Fuck communism donated $25.
	Brian's learning how to call out Protestants.
	Nice to see Andrew is rubbing off on you.
	Have you gone to the liturgy?
	How did you like it, Bubba?
	No, no, I haven't.
	I haven't, but I've been like learning about different like faiths and stuff, and it's pretty, uh, pretty, uh, pretty interesting.
	Very interesting, you know?
	Brian, I told you I would do the bow.
	Proud of you.
	Proud of you.
	Hold on.
	Thank you.
	Alright, let me sorry.
	I gotta.
	Tilly4illy donated $25.52.
	Genesis tells us women's nature in the first chapter because it's important.
	Betrayal.
	Men want fresh apples.
	Rotten fruit on the ground for the deer.
	What?
	And donated $25.
	When I saw the blonde on the left, I had visions of singing in the Swiss Alps with our 10 kids.
	Then she spoke and my soul died.
	It's so dark.
	So dark.
	Nemesis donated $25.
	Blondie that left seems like a chick that would want to find a way on top of a roof if I told her that drinks are on the house.
	Hello, boss.
	What does that mean?
	Illinois boy donated $25.
	Angelic, my DM slide offer still stands.
	No, Brian.
	Thank God I don't live in Chicago.
	Also, Brian, lose the dumpy lollal.
	Bob Sagart donated $25.
	Q, what do you bench?
	Looking big, bro.
	Uh, about $270.
	Nice.
	Sweet.
	The whole other donated $25.
	For my first time donation, to the porcelain Kanukai I'm Seattle-based.
	Believe we'd align on all of your non-negotiables and beyond.
	May I contact?
	Yeah.
	Euler sees the pagan donated $69.
	Blonde next to Q, with calling brain hateful to women, when it's duest pushback to their worldview and to engage the panel, it's just tone policing.
	Do you want to respond to that?
	It's just not rooted in love, and I think that's important.
	Why does something need to be rooted in love?
	Dixie Normas donated $25.
	38-year female here, interested in coming on the show.
	Any regrets?
	Nerves from panel?
	You'll need therapy after.
	No, do you need therapy after?
	No, Kenny.
	You'll love it.
	Brain donated $25.
	The blonde lady nearest to Brian is unbearable.
	She thinks she is intelligent, but they are the exact opposite.
	Their IQ is likely around 60.
	That's funny.
	You at least use her proper pronouns.
	I believe she's a she/her.
	Please don't call her their.
	Like you said, their IQ.
	Like, she's not a day.
	Okay, please call her she, her.
	You fucking bigot.
	Fucking Brian, you fucking bigot.
	Please use her pronouns.
	Please write your sheer.
	Yeah, just see, I'm backing you, bro.
	Thank you.
	It's Pride Month.
	Okay, oh my god.
	Don't call her bro.
	She's a she-her.
	Oh, she will.
	Yeah.
	Whoa.
	Wait, but Ulysses next to you calling Brian hateful to win.
	It's just pushback to the worldview, bruv.
	Bruv.
	No comment.
	Okay.
	I literally got to go to the bottom.
	Kazimoto donated $25.
	Men are the larger victims of women than the other way around.
	Paternity fraud, divorce grape, self-deletion.
	Ran through women prey on simpai and bluebill men.
	Vexith donated $25.
	Brian, just do it.
	Go to the church.
	You were considering it.
	When the Strumpy be back in studio.
	P.S. Brian, we need to see that dumpy.
	It's not very John Us92 donated $25.
	I see why the ladies chose the bear.
	I cracked open a cold one with one not too long ago.
	Just them bare necessities.
	Simple bare necessities.
	Old man Marine donated $25.
	Angelic, I have a tattoo of an angel/slash demon tattoo on my leg as well.
	Wait, look how much we have in common already.
	Apologies to all men, simping hard.
	Lol.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Oh, here we go.
	FBI donated $25.
	We've received multiple reports indicating mentions of a coup d'état.
	After watching this episode, we've determined Mr. Atlas is base Tay F. Mr. Atlas.
	Oh, did they kick him off there?
	Yariklower than 120 donated $25.
	I lost so many brain cells today, I don't think I'll be able to make through the semester.
	If I crash out, you will hear from my lawyer, Brian.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	We can litigate this, though.
	I'm ready.
	I'm ready.
	Was there a super chat?
	No, that was below the threshold.
	Guys, it is through Streamlabs only, streamlabs.com/slash whatever.
	If you want to get a TTS in, we'll let it go for a few more minutes and then we will wrap up.
	And I do want can somebody do a sprinkler for me, please?
	I need the fucking sprinkler, but can you roast Maddie too?
	She's been getting a little cocky recently.
	I think Maddie, we need to take her down, take her down a little peg.
	Let's see.
	Nickelodeon donated $25.
	I'm waiting for Bevo to pull off his girlfriend's wig and pink shirt and exclaim that he pranked you again.
	What?
	Oh man.
	Nemesis donated $25.
	My message got cut off.
	Hello, boss.
	Oh, seven, good to see you, Q. Massive huts for Angelic and Turkish.
	You know, I met him?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Nemesis is one of our mods, and yeah, you guys met.
	Was that in Australia?
	He's in Australia, right?
	Yo, shout out.
	Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
	Yeah.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Australian soul legends.
	Let's rejoice for we are young and free.
	I don't know the rest of the looks.
	Our word is good.
	By see.
	Alana.
	I don't know the whole thing.
	I haven't seen Aegis.
	It was like a primary school thing.
	Love you, Nemesis.
	That was cute.
	6969 blah blah blah 69 donated 25 dollars.
	I was watching my sprinkler go Jk-jk-jk-jk-manda score Jow 92 donated $25.
	Everyone on the panel is beautiful except Brian.
	You need to leave the dad bot community.
	The blonde next to Q leaves me confused and losing hope.
	Cool.
	Uh...
	Let's see.
	We have Mr. Zero.
	Mr. Zero live donated $25.10.
	Turkish was great.
	Would love to hear more from her.
	We have similar views on drinking and stuff.
	Hope everyone has safe travels home.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	Click Grizzly donated $25.
	Only women allowed in the woods is Maddie.
	Deal with it.
	Maddie.
	You're the only bear.
	That wasn't a roast.
	Jacob donated $25.
	Thank you, Jacob.
	It's Pride Month.
	Don't forget to tell the ATF happy Pride Month.
	Also, hey, Turkish and Angelic and Maddie is proof accidents happen in this world.
	What the Long Paladins donated $25.
	Roast Madison, who is that?
	Do you mean 8 at 18?
	What did she say?
	She's got Mr. Henry.
	Boom roasted from Long Plays.
	Ivory's donated $25.
	There we go.
	My sprinkler goes like this.
	Do the dance, Turkish.
	Go, go, go.
	And comes back like that.
	Oh, that one went crazy.
	Woman hating Brian donated $25.
	Why do some women rate themselves a 10, but they never rate themselves a 200 for intelligence?
	I'm so curious.
	Yeah, it's all about confidence, right?
	$1,337 donated $25.52.
	I bet that spiked helmet Maddie wears all the time smells like rotten fish left on the dock after seven sunny hot 101.35 degree days from never being wiped.
	Illinois boy donated $25.
	Jesus Christ is King of Kings, Lord of Lords.
	Also, my sprinkler goes like this.
	Everyone has to go sprinkler.
	Come on, she's gone crazy with it.
	And comes back like tit.
	GMD Jim donated $25.
	To the strumpets that chose the bear.
	When you get home, search the audio of the final moments of Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend Amy Huguenard.
	I have no idea.
	He got more.
	Yeah, they got fucking obliterated by Grizzly.
	Wait, guys, chat.
	Do you prefer?
	Do you prefer this hat on Madison or do you prefer the Picklehaba?
	We could do a poll.
	Do you prefer this hat or the old hat?
	Which one do you prefer, Madison?
	This one's more comfortable.
	The old one's kind of heavy.
	Gives me a headache.
	But I don't mind either.
	Ram Rancher donated $25.
	Angelic, no, Brie, no.
	Amy, no.
	Cake, maybe.
	Jordan, no.
	Turkish Delight, no.
	Vader, yes.
	Blonde Maddie, no.
	Brunette Maddie, yes.
	Q, no, Brian, yes.
	No homo.
	I got one hard.
	Ram Rancher.
	Ram.
	He ranches Dodge Rams.
	Like he grows a Dodge Ram.
	So bad.
	Which you guys prefer?
	Which did you do the poll?
	Yeah.
	Let's see it.
	American flag.
	Oh, wow.
	They prefer the American flag hat.
	What's the American national anthem?
	Does anyone know?
	What?
	What?
	You're Australian.
	How do you not know this shit?
	How am I supposed to make up what that is?
	God bless New Zealand.
	Oh, you're getting into it with the country remix.
	You're Australian.
	Have you not known the New Zealand national anthem?
	I don't know.
	I asked for the American national anthem.
	He came to New Zealand.
	Oh my god, no, I can't catch.
	Catch the shit.
	All right.
	He went.
	I watch rugby, so I don't know.
	I would catch it in one hand like that.
	Okay, wait.
	Oh, sorry.
	There's a bunch coming through.
	Sorry, guys.
	I missed them.
	Oh, sorry.
	Okay.
	Wait.
	Stochastic Decay donated $25.
	Brain, today I watched the whatever pod.
	I learned that racism is okay if it's based on trauma and that the optimal move when you encounter a grizzly.
	David Tozek Chiak donated $25.
	Madhard to roast.
	Beyond Plug Laptop, put Palm on Globe and Touch Pat same Time.
	I'll up to Surf and Turf to A1 for a date.
	Amy comedy is a thing.
	Whatever fan donated $69.
	Thank you.
	Pink shirt looking beautiful.
	Oh, that's a whatever fan.
	You're trying to get it in?
	You're trying to get it in?
	With the whatever fan.
	Like GTL?
	Are you trying to get it?
	Based off of a common?
	I have no idea who that is.
	Like Jimmy.
	CIA donated $25.
	We have reviewed the reports from the FBI and we agree that Brian is based TF.
	CI is on top of me too, bro.
	CIA is coming.
	Commanders Corps Joe 92 donated $25.
	I feel bad for you, Brian, because everyone from your area on your shows what it's like to be a man over there.
	Forever alone.
	Forever alone.
	Yeah, man, it's tough out here in the world.
	Pickle Hall donated $25.
	Make Maddie wear her own shame for participating in this nonsense.
	Hell yeah, bro.
	Thank you guys.
	Okay, I'm going to do my.
	If you want, you can get your last ones in, but I'm going to wrap up the show.
	So, let's see.
	We're going to do.
	Guys, before we do that, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever.
	Drop us a follow on the Prime sub if you have one.
	Drop us a field.
	Guys, I think our Prime.
	It's been 34 minutes since we've had a Prime.
	I think it's bugged.
	Can somebody do a little test?
	I'm kind of worried.
	Like, Twitch has been kind of like messing with us recently, you know?
	Like, Twitch has been kind of messing with us, and it's kind of like making me a little worried.
	Like, oh, there.
	Yo, Momo Neitor.
	Thank you, man.
	It's like my Canadian.
	Oh.
	Oh, that was supposed to be Canadian.
	Oh, no.
	It's like, if you're like, if you're like playing, what's it called?
	Like, if you're playing a video game, is this like Newfoundland, is what you're thinking?
	No, but like, look, if I'm like, if I'm like USA and I'm like playing against like GLA, like, you know.
	Sorry, this is all right.
	Never mind.
	Nobody has nobody knows that reference.
	Okay, so twit.tv/slash whatever.
	Oh, I already did it.
	Drop us a follow.
	Drop us a prime sub if you have one.
	We're going to do a Twitch raid.
	Let's see.
	But so, GG, well played to the panel.
	Last call, hit the like button, please.
	On your way out, thank you for tuning in tonight.
	You can have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.
	We will be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.
	Got some good shows lined up.
	Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram.
	If you can make it to Santa Barbara, now let's do this Twitch raid.
	Let me see who I'm going to raid, Nick.
	Raid time.
	Do you guys know what Nick's last name is?
	No.
	It's legend.
	Oh, my.
	Legend?
	Sorry, that's.
	Alright, who do we raid?
	Who do we raid?
	Let's see.
	We got Frost Adamas.
	He's playing World.
	Oh, he's playing.
	Oh, he's playing.
	Wait.
	Is he not playing?
	Is it still live?
	Hey, guys.
	Yeah, we're still here.
	You guys can talk.
	I'll make some music for you.
	Bump, bump, bump.
	I can feel it.
	You guys want to sing a song?
	Keep going.
	You got this.
	I don't have a song.
	I need a song up in here.
	What you got?
	California love doing the good song.
	Every step I take.
	Do you guys know that one?
	Every move I make.
	Bump, bump.
	Every move.
	I'll be.
	I feel bad for not participating, but you said.
	I don't know the way that I'm going to be able to do it.
	All right, Nick, we're going to raid Frost Adamas.
	Can you get him up?
	Yeah, we're going to raid him.
	Hey.
	All right.
	Let's see if anyone buys this.
	So those of you watching on Twitch, thank you for tuning in on Twitch.
	Drop us a follow on a prime sub before we send you over to Frost.
	He just started streaming 15 minutes ago.
	There's 14 people watching him.
	He's playing World of Warcraft season of Discovery.
	Or is he or is he playing Classic Fresh?
	I'm not sure what he's doing exactly, but he is playing World of Warcraft and he's loading up some bullshit.
	Don't know what he's doing.
	Cool.
	So thanks again for watching on Twitch.
	Really appreciate you guys over there.
	I'm going to raid Frost Domas.
	Oh, go over there and just ask him about Andrew Tate, okay?
	Because he's Romanian.
	He lives in Romania.
	So just ask him about Andrew Tate.
	Anyways, gonna raid you guys.
	Thank you guys for tuning in on Twitch.
	All right.
	That.
	Oh, I have to wait another seven seconds.
	Okay.
	Rip.
	Darkstone.
	Okay.
	Thank you guys for watching on Twitch.
	Sending you guys over now.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Raid.
	All right, and then...
	So, wait a minute.
	Healing done.
	How do they modify this one?
	We have to do more step out at it.
	Let's see if he gets the raid, though.
	Yo.
	Brian, all these smokes.
	Thank you very much for the raid.
	Boom.
	Do I know Andrew Tate?
	Of course, I taught him everything he knows.
	Welcome, everyone.
	Big shout to Brian.
	Tell him?
	Oh, wait.
	I don't know if people.
	Oh, we should have done something else.
	Oh, well, that's fun.
	Let's play the Andrew Tate thing, man.
	Okay, you can exile that.
	And then we have two more chats.
	Old manholder noted $25.
	Good night, Angelic.
	It was nice talking to you.
	If you're ever in Phoenix, you should come let me to Toomyu.
	I'll hook it up.
	Good night to everyone else.
	To Toomu.
	Good night.
	Rada Mapleistori streamer donated $25.
	Rada Mapleistori streamer.
	Too late.
	Sorry, man.
	But thank you for the message.
	Angelica could you read this one?
	The I Have a Crush?
	Oh, I have a Crush, but I'm not a simp.
	It's hard out here for a guy.
	It's hard not to be a simp for these adorable women like this, your voice.
	W's for all.
	I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow.
	Any spot in Hawaii I should visit.
	I'm very introverted, so anywhere.
	Which island?
	Hit the North Shore on the Wahoo.
	Maui is great.
	Kauai is great.
	But I'm assuming you're probably on the Wahoo, so hit the North Shore.
	Go check out.
	Actually, I don't know if it's like they're swell, but North Shore is good.
	Okay, cool.
	We're going to wrap up the show.
	Thank you guys so much.
	Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
	I want to see 07s in the chat.
	I hope you guys have a very good night.
	Hope you guys have a very good night, and we'll see you next time.
	I'll address the drama next show.
	I forgot to do that this show.
	It's in the title, but I'll have to do it next show because we're late.

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