COPS CALLED! Entitled Strumpet REFUSES To Leave?! TRESPASSED AND KICKED OUT?! | Dating Talk #163
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| With that said, and without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. | |
| So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. | |
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| Hi, guys. | |
| My name is Cindy Zhang. | |
| I am 24 years old. | |
| I live in Los Angeles, and I am a OnlyFans model entertainer. | |
| All right. | |
| Welcome back, Cindy. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Sofia Zbala. | |
| I am 21 from England, so Manchester. | |
| And I am an OnlyFans model. | |
| Massive slag. | |
| Massive slag. | |
| When you say massive slag, I think that's a bit more of a British UK term. | |
| Maybe educate the panel, educate the viewers. | |
| What's a slag? | |
| Just someone that's everywhere. | |
| So like a promiscuous woman, a strumpet, if you will. | |
| A bike. | |
| A strumpet. | |
| Nick, pull up that. | |
| By the way, one of you guys sent me this. | |
| Apparently, in some video game, I don't know which one, I don't know which one this is. | |
| You guys probably know. | |
| They have a strumpet in the video game. | |
| I'm repopularizing the term strumpet. | |
| So you're a strumpet then? | |
| Apparently, yeah. | |
| Well, strumped, I feel like strumpet is less offensive than slag. | |
| I feel like slag is an English one. | |
| But it's pretty offensive even to like to call a girl a slag is pretty offensive. | |
| But you self-identify as a slag. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So what per like what criteria do you have to meet to be a slag? | |
| A high body count. | |
| High body count? | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you want to just share it off the bat? | |
| Just on good. | |
| But you do. | |
| So you do have a high body count then? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Well, no, but you just defined yourself as a slag. | |
| I don't think high body counts anything over two. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so you're from the UK, you do OF, you're here with your boyfriend. | |
| Well, we have you introduce yourself. | |
| My name is Brandon Beavis, known as Bevo. | |
| I do TikTok. | |
| I'm from Manchester and I'm her slag. | |
| You're also a slag. | |
| Yeah, I'm a slag. | |
| You're her slag or a her slag, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Dirty slag. | |
| You're a slag. | |
| Dirty slag. | |
| Age? | |
| 23. | |
| 23. | |
| Okay, how did you guys meet? | |
| We met at an event and I see her slagginess and I thought, bosh, here we are. | |
| Getting MDM's and getting the sheets. | |
| Love it. | |
| How long have you guys been dating? | |
| Three months. | |
| It feels like three years. | |
| Actually, you know what? | |
| I'll come back to the relationship stuff once we go around again. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Monet. | |
| I'm 19. | |
| I'm from Sacramento, and I'm a student at UCSB. | |
| SACTON? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yep. | |
| What are you studying at UCSB? | |
| Film. | |
| Film and media studies. | |
| And you're a sophomore, junior? | |
| A freshman. | |
| Oh, freshman, okay. | |
| And so are you. | |
| I'm assuming you're living in the dorms then, is that correct? | |
| Unfortunately. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name's Gracie Moncada. | |
| I go to UCSB as well. | |
| I'm studying sociology, and I also live in, well, I live in the FT dorms over there in Isla Vista. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I'm 18. | |
| 18? | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you, what do you, what's your major? | |
| Society. | |
| Whatever fan donated, $200. | |
| I fancy to shag the pink lady slag bloody hell. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, what are you studying? | |
| Thank you, Bill. | |
| Thank you, whatever fan. | |
| Thank you, whatever, fan. | |
| Okay, Soch. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, I'm Alex. | |
| I'm a first year at Santa Barbara City College, and I'm from the Bay Area originally. | |
| And I'm an interior design major. | |
| Interior design. | |
| Okay, age? | |
| 19. | |
| Okay. | |
| And interior design. | |
| I didn't know they taught that. | |
| Well, they don't teach it at UCSB. | |
| They teach it at Santa Barbara City College. | |
| Oh, you go to CC? | |
| Yeah, I go to CC. | |
| My mom's an interior designer back up in the Bay. | |
| So I'm doing it to help her with it. | |
| Are you from NorCal too? | |
| Where did you say NorCal? | |
| I'm from Bakersfield originally. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| So we got two NorCal. | |
| Wait, why that? | |
| Why that? | |
| I'm from Byce Lio. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Do you know about Gong Haifi? | |
| You don't know about Gong Hai-Fi? | |
| I mean, I feel like I've heard that term before. | |
| I feel like, well, it's a NorCal thing, but it's like it was from like 20 years. | |
| Anyway, so what about you? | |
| My name is Cinderella. | |
| I'm 19 years old. | |
| I go to UCSB as a psych and brain science major, and I'm from LA. | |
| I love your name. | |
| Thank you. | |
| That's an SQ. | |
| People be like telling me that if my name is like short for something. | |
| And I would lie to them saying Cinderella. | |
| When they were calling you, I'm like looking up. | |
| I'm like, you're talking to me. | |
| Wait, so that's your government name? | |
| Yes, actually. | |
| How do you spell it? | |
| S-I-N-D-E. | |
| Like S-I-N. | |
| Sin. | |
| Cinderella. | |
| My friends call me Sindh for short. | |
| Do you also go by Cinder? | |
| I go by like Cinder, Cindy, Sin, Cinderella. | |
| Ella. | |
| LA. | |
| I don't really like LA. | |
| You don't like LA? | |
| Why is that? | |
| I feel like it's too simple. | |
| I feel like it's too simple. | |
| Oh, you need to file myself. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I'm not sure if I can get it. | |
| All right. | |
| And sorry, where are you from again? | |
| I'm from LA. | |
| LA. | |
| What part? | |
| Inglewood area. | |
| Inglewood. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hello, everyone. | |
| My name is Giselle. | |
| I'm born and raised in Santa Barbara. | |
| And right now, I'm a personal/slash office assistant for a mechanic shop. | |
| And then I'm also going to school for business and accounting. | |
| Did you say age? | |
| Oh, 23. | |
| 23. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's an office assistant for mechanics? | |
| What do you do? | |
| Well, right now, because it's such a small, like, he's just starting off. | |
| I mean, he's been doing it for three years, and it's a new business for him. | |
| I'm basically doing everything. | |
| So, like, accounting, making sure the finances are straight, opening, closing, invoices, and then just like his personal things, like shopping, walking his dogs. | |
| Did you really care, Cindy? | |
| I was curious. | |
| Sintillating conversations. | |
| I wanted to know what's going on. | |
| You wanted to know? | |
| Oh, because you've never had one? | |
| I have had one. | |
| You're like, what's an office job? | |
| I've been doing OnlyFans for too long. | |
| Yeah, I'm kind of like, what's that? | |
| I'm kind of numb to it. | |
| All right, what about? | |
| My name is Michaela. | |
| I am 24 years old. | |
| I help manage a small production company and then have a couple other streams of income to help. | |
| And then, what was the last one? | |
| Oh, I currently live in Orange County, but was from Visalia, and I'm moving to Alabama. | |
| So a lot of places. | |
| What part, like Tuscaloosa? | |
| What part? | |
| Mobile? | |
| No, I'm moving to Birmingham. | |
| Birmingham, Alabama. | |
| Why are you moving to Alabama? | |
| My husband and I are trying to pay off our student loans really quickly. | |
| So we're just seeking low rent so we can really just throw all the money at the loans. | |
| Save on the cost of living. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's expensive here in California. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Guys, so my Caucasian Andrew Wilson, he will be joining us a little bit later on, but something came up, so he's going to call in probably in about two, I think, two hours. | |
| He had an emergency, so he will be joining us just a little bit later on in the stream. | |
| So stay tuned for that. | |
| We're going to go around the table once more. | |
| What's everybody's current relationship status? | |
| So are you single, talking stage, situationship, relationship, married, polycule, sex, cold, tarum, whatever it may be? | |
| If you're single, what's your longest relationship? | |
| Or excuse me, if you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? | |
| Starting with you, Cindy, go ahead. | |
| I am single, and the longest relationship would be maybe like a few months, I would say. | |
| I date around here and there. | |
| I'll just say three months. | |
| What about you? | |
| In an open relationship. | |
| Oh, you guys are in an open relationship? | |
| Okay. | |
| Open. | |
| All right. | |
| How long have you two been dating? | |
| Three months. | |
| Three months? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| And you guys said you met at a party, was it? | |
| No, an event. | |
| An event. | |
| A boxing event. | |
| Boxing event. | |
| Okay. | |
| And let's see. | |
| Well, I assume you're also in an open relationship with her. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or is it it could be closed on your end? | |
| No, no, yeah, no. | |
| We love it. | |
| It's both open. | |
| We just love it. | |
| All right, so open relationship. | |
| So what does that look like for you guys since you're in an open relationship? | |
| Just sex, go. | |
| She having friends. | |
| She brings me friends. | |
| I'll bring her friends parties. | |
| You bring her male friends? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, so your male friends will. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's the term? | |
| Shag? | |
| Yeah, yeah, shaggy. | |
| Shag shagging. | |
| Yeah, I just love it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you always been into this open dynamic? | |
| Not really, no, until I met this slag here and the whole new world opened up, you know. | |
| So, yeah, it's been amazing. | |
| It's been the best three months of my life. | |
| So, yeah, can't mind. | |
| So, have you, what's your longest relationship? | |
| My longest probably was three months before her. | |
| Okay. | |
| I got used. | |
| I got manipulated. | |
| Just got treacherous shit. | |
| I'm sorry about that. | |
| Yeah, and then I just thought, listen, it's got to change. | |
| And I was very clattered off on TikTok and doing very well. | |
| And I thought, listen, I want to live life. | |
| So I met this one here. | |
| And prior to meeting your current girlfriend, never had any sort of open dynamic. | |
| No, no. | |
| I was always like monogamous. | |
| Yeah, but it's just boring. | |
| You lived once, innit? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So she kind of convinced you to make it open? | |
| Not really. | |
| She just made me open my eyes and live life a bit, you know? | |
| And it's just, again, I don't want to live that boring life. | |
| I don't want to have to get up at 30 o'clock in the morning and get home at 6 o'clock of the night for basic money. | |
| I want to live life, make money, and do a lot of shagging. | |
| So yeah, why not? | |
| Well, couldn't you do that, but still have a monogamous relationship? | |
| What's the point in that? | |
| That's not fun. | |
| What's the point? | |
| Of having one person. | |
| It's just boring. | |
| Don't you guys wear rubbers? | |
| when we feel like it yeah well i mean so the one of the points of monogamy there's there's a few but uh do you know i beat my cockies as well That's kind of an out-of-pocket, weird question. | |
| No, not really. | |
| The point I was trying to make was that, like, if you're having a lot of casual sex, there's a tendency to be, there's a greater likelihood of getting an STD. | |
| Oh, well. | |
| Tested. | |
| Tested. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you test before you have sex with all your partners, you test all of them? | |
| Yeah, it's all planned. | |
| It's all for the spicy content. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| It's all planned. | |
| Pray ahead. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Go from there. | |
| I'm catching on. | |
| I'm catching on. | |
| She knows the rules. | |
| If you know Vivo, she knows the rules. | |
| Nope. | |
| Well, I knew, but like, I get it. | |
| For content. | |
| Okay. | |
| You're right. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| He said, for content, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So this is on-camera. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, interactions you're having? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Wait, so you participate in her OnlyFans? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you get compensated? | |
| She looks after me, yeah. | |
| So you're the breadwinner? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I make bread. | |
| I still do well on TikTok. | |
| You still make money. | |
| You got your own content. | |
| I still make money. | |
| I'm not just a broke bitch. | |
| I'm not a slave. | |
| But I still do, well, I still do five figures a month. | |
| How much? | |
| I do five figures a month still. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nice. | |
| And that's just from like what kind of content do you do on social media? | |
| I do eating content. | |
| Eating content. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I do nightclub appearances, promotions. | |
| And that's not including the sex work stuff. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, I mean, like, since you're already making so much money, I mean, what's the incentive there to get involved in sex work? | |
| More money. | |
| More money. | |
| But you said you're already making like five figures. | |
| Listen, money's never enough. | |
| I could go and spend it quite quickly. | |
| So, yeah, you're always chasing the money, always. | |
| But you're always chasing the money into a 9 till 5 anyway, so I don't know how that's relevant, to be honest. | |
| Now, when you guys sleep with other people, are you doing it together, or will you sleep with a girl on your own? | |
| You'll sleep with a guy on your own? | |
| Together. | |
| Always together. | |
| Is there any jealousy ever that springs up in your relationship? | |
| Having fun. | |
| The only boundary is that we wouldn't sleep with other people by ourselves. | |
| And so, I mean, you're a successful guy. | |
| You've got a pretty big following on social media. | |
| I mean, I guess What was the draw to getting involved with doing OnlyFans? | |
| Like, you appear in her videos, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I guess what's the draw there? | |
| Because I'm sure you could. | |
| I'm just bored being a good guy. | |
| I'm bored getting told by management saying, oh, wait, wait for that, wait for longevity, wait for the brand deal or something like that. | |
| I've blown off on TikTok. | |
| I'm trending. | |
| I'm hot. | |
| I want to live my life. | |
| Listen, if I've got to go back to work in the next couple of years, which I plan not to, but it is what it is. | |
| I've lived a good life, you know. | |
| So I'm just living it off, making the money. | |
| If it all goes wrong, so be it. | |
| From what I'm hearing, it sounds like you wanted to be your own boss. | |
| Yeah, yeah, no, 100%. | |
| Because I used to make your own schedule and get up. | |
| I used to do construction, and it was dreadful. | |
| I was getting off at shoot the clock, getting home at shoe o'clock, sleeping, shower, sleep, back to work. | |
| And yeah, it was silly. | |
| So I'm happy, she's happy. | |
| Why not? | |
| All right. | |
| What about your relationship status? | |
| I'm in like a situationship, kind of, but I'm definitely single, so. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So wait, you're hold on. | |
| Definitely single, but what? | |
| I'm in a situationship, but I'm still single. | |
| Oh, you're in a situationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long have you been in the situationship for? | |
| For like five months now. | |
| Five months. | |
| And is it long distance or is he a local guy? | |
| He's not that far. | |
| He's like two hours. | |
| Two hours. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so would you like it to be more than what it currently is? | |
| I feel like right now it's like I'm chilling. | |
| Like what we have right now is just slow. | |
| Are you seeing other guys? | |
| No. | |
| Is he seeing other girls? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You don't know? | |
| Do you care? | |
| Not really, no. | |
| Don't care? | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you like, you're in a situationship with him? | |
| Are there like kind of other guys that you're like going on dates with, maybe not hooking up or anything like that? | |
| No, not really. | |
| Okay. | |
| So situationship, five months. | |
| You don't want more, though? | |
| I mean, eventually, but not right now. | |
| Okay, so you're just kind of fine with it being a bit more casual. | |
| How often do you see him? | |
| A good like maybe once or twice a month. | |
| What? | |
| Is that not a relationship though, no? | |
| Yeah, that's why I don't say relationship. | |
| I said situationship. | |
| I don't have to see him all the time like that. | |
| Yeah, I prefer that. | |
| Like, that's fine with me. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so, was there ever, like, either from his end or from your end, like, hey, I want something a bit more serious? | |
| No. | |
| Nothing? | |
| I mean, yeah, we talked, like, the future, but right now, no. | |
| So, you never, like, what you never had the talk? | |
| Like, what is this? | |
| Where are we going? | |
| Do you want to be committed, monogamous? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| We're just chilling. | |
| Just chilling? | |
| And do you have a roster, or is this like genuinely the only one? | |
| He's lucky. | |
| He's the only one right now. | |
| He's the only one? | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Right now, I'm single. | |
| Single? | |
| Okay. | |
| Any prospects? | |
| No. | |
| No prospects? | |
| No prospects. | |
| I've been single though for only four months. | |
| You've been single for four months. | |
| Okay. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| A year and a half. | |
| And what about you? | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| Oh, three years. | |
| Three years. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you've been single for four months. | |
| No rebounds. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait. | |
| Okay, yeah, there has been rebounds. | |
| Has been rebounds. | |
| Yes, there has. | |
| Plural. | |
| What are we talking? | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| What are we talking about? | |
| Maybe one or two, maybe one or two. | |
| Three, three or four, maybe. | |
| And so, but no, no prospects currently or not. | |
| No, no, I'm not. | |
| I'm like, currently, I'm not looking for like a relationship. | |
| Because that relationship, I went through too much to even want to think about that. | |
| Went through too much. | |
| Went through too much. | |
| How so? | |
| Um, mommy issues. | |
| On his part or yours? | |
| Mama's boy. | |
| Well, what does that mean for somebody to have mom issues? | |
| It can mean like a lot of things, a lot of different things. | |
| Yeah, but I think in my circumstance, he just really told me himself: like in any situation there was, he would choose his mom over me. | |
| And like, I still stayed with him, but like, I was a very loyal girlfriend. | |
| We had came even into college, and this is not a trauma, don't, but like, this is what he told me. | |
| And yeah, like, his mom was overbearing. | |
| Overbearing. | |
| I have to defend him there, though, as a man. | |
| No, your mom is the woman. | |
| It is, it is. | |
| And I gave him, I always gave him respect. | |
| And, you know, I stayed for the whole time. | |
| But at certain points, it's better not to say certain things because that really hurt. | |
| That really hurt during that time. | |
| So you ended the relationship? | |
| Yeah, I ended the relationship. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm single. | |
| For how long? | |
| Pretty much my whole life, except for over winter break, I started talking to this guy, and he's from back home, by the way. | |
| So he's not from Santa Barbara. | |
| And we were like hanging out a lot, going on like dates all the time. | |
| And then I had to come back at the end of January. | |
| But then I come home every month, still, anyways. | |
| So we hung out when I would come home and then we just like stopped talking just because he wasn't ready for a relationship. | |
| But it was a relationship. | |
| Wait, so when did this end? | |
| Middle of March. | |
| So like St. Patrick's Day? | |
| Three months ago, three months ago? | |
| Around St. Patrick's Day. | |
| Who ended it? | |
| Him. | |
| He broke up with you. | |
| Broke up, sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He ended it. | |
| Did he say why? | |
| Yeah, because he wasn't ready for a relationship. | |
| Oh, I wasn't ready for a relationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long was that relationship? | |
| Like beginning of January to grid one Motorsports donated $200. | |
| BICU need backup. | |
| Put me in coach. | |
| I will even play with half my brain tied behind my back to keep things fair. | |
| Standing by to go from zero to hero. | |
| Hmm. | |
| That's actually not a bad idea. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Let me see what we can do. | |
| Let me think about it. | |
| It might be. | |
| Let me think about grid one. | |
| I'll get through the relationship status stuff. | |
| And thank you for the message, man. | |
| Good to see you in the chat. | |
| We might have to tag you in, though. | |
| So, okay, go ahead. | |
| I forgot. | |
| What's your longest relationship? | |
| Like, January to St. Patrick's Day. | |
| No, no, not that rel like your longest relationship. | |
| Or was that it? | |
| That was it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So. | |
| So three months? | |
| Three months. | |
| Three months? | |
| Three months. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you broke up with him. | |
| Any rebounds? | |
| He broke up with me, basically, but no, no rebounds. | |
| No rebounds? | |
| No prospects currently? | |
| Nothing. | |
| I'm moving home. | |
| No talking stage. | |
| I'm moving home next year back to the Bay Area. | |
| So I don't really think it's worth. | |
| You're not transferring to UCSB? | |
| No, and that wasn't my plan, anyways, for being a moment. | |
| Are you going to continue with school? | |
| No, I'm just going to be working with my mom for her business. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're leaving pretty soon then? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Going back home soon. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| All right, me. | |
| I'm single. | |
| How long have you been single? | |
| Honestly, there's been like guys, but there's never been anything like really serious, so I wouldn't consider anything that I've had a serious relationship. | |
| What's the longest period of time that you've been in a talking stage situationship? | |
| I'd say like a couple weeks, couple months. | |
| Five months. | |
| Five months? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you've never had title, boyfriend, girlfriend. | |
| No, I wouldn't say that no. | |
| How long have you been single, I guess? | |
| You said your whole life? | |
| Yeah, basically. | |
| That's what I consider on my. | |
| Are you talking to anybody right now? | |
| Even very early on, superficial. | |
| I'd like to say yes, probably. | |
| You'd like to say yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What would he like to say? | |
| We don't know. | |
| We don't know. | |
| How long have you been seeing this maybe guy? | |
| This is about like a month now. | |
| One month. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's fresh. | |
| All right. | |
| It's pretty fresh. | |
| So talking stage. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I've only had one relationship. | |
| It lasted for a year. | |
| We broke up, I think, like a month ago. | |
| And it's a little complicated because he's technically my boss. | |
| Oh, yeah, literally. | |
| When you met, was he your boss? | |
| No. | |
| I was working at a dispensary in town, and that's how I met him. | |
| And then we kind of started talking, and then we stopped. | |
| And then I met him downtown on my birthday, and then we started talking. | |
| And then he convinced me to start working for him. | |
| And then it was a whole year and it was very serious. | |
| And then just shit hit the fan. | |
| Kind of sounds like a wrong calm. | |
| I've watched it, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Definitely watched that on Netflix before. | |
| So you're dating one year, it ended a month ago. | |
| Yes. | |
| Who broke up with who? | |
| He did. | |
| Why did he break up with you? | |
| He said it was too much for him. | |
| I think I was just too much of a woman, to be honest, and he just couldn't handle it. | |
| Too much of a woman? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Well, honestly, I was like a wife without a ring. | |
| I was like cooking, cleaning, like literally wiping his ass. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Are you sure you're using literally correctly? | |
| I wasn't wiping his ass. | |
| So you were figuratively. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I was washing his clothes. | |
| And then I obviously can't blame this all on him because no one was putting a gun in my head and wanting to do this. | |
| It was just because I genuinely thought this was going to be like a long-term kind of thing. | |
| But yeah, you know, things happen and you gotta keep on going. | |
| So you were doing like wifey things. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Without the ring? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you said you were cooking? | |
| Yes. | |
| Cleaning? | |
| Yes. | |
| Were you living with him? | |
| I was living with him like part-time. | |
| I would like sleep over on the weekends, but we would literally see each other every day. | |
| At his place or yours? | |
| His place. | |
| And then we would go to work together. | |
| But you would only crash. | |
| From like Thursday through Sunday. | |
| Were you paying rent? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| But you did have like. | |
| Yeah, I had like, he definitely took care of. | |
| You'd live with your parents. | |
| Yes, yeah. | |
| And he definitely took care of me for sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| But there was like obviously a lot of. | |
| You were doing a lot of the domestic tours. | |
| Yes. | |
| So cooking, cleaning, anything else? | |
| Besides cooking, cleaning, washing, clean, and like doing the whole office work, I felt like it was a lot. | |
| I felt like I definitely. | |
| Well, he was paying you for that, right? | |
| Like when you were working for him or not? | |
| Yeah, he was, but it was like once a month. | |
| What do you mean once a month? | |
| Like he would only pay me a certain amount once a month. | |
| Oh, like a flat fee? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Freaking no. | |
| Like a salary. | |
| Technically, yes. | |
| Was it like official job? | |
| Yeah, it was an official job. | |
| Oh. | |
| So I mean sketchy. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| Well, it's because I thought this was a long term and I wanted to build this business with him. | |
| Like I wanted to, it was like a mom-on-pop shop and I wanted to build it from the ground up. | |
| And I even went to school. | |
| He even paid for me to go to school to do the business and accounting degree. | |
| So it's like. | |
| Oh, he paid for your school? | |
| Oh, definitely, yes. | |
| At City College? | |
| Yes. | |
| How much for someone local, that's usually. | |
| Well, because I also got the. | |
| I was just a semester or something. | |
| Yeah, but I also applied for like scholarships and then because I also was a local, they did give me half of the year free for being like, it's called the promise program. | |
| Yeah, for like local high school students. | |
| Yeah, so I got that too. | |
| So it wasn't that much, but still, like, he pushed me to be better in certain ways. | |
| So that's why I kind of it was. | |
| Did he pay for your textbooks and stuff? | |
| Yes. | |
| That's why I was a bit blindsided when like stuff when he said he didn't want to be with me anymore. | |
| Did you have a car? | |
| Would he help out with other kinds of expenses? | |
| Yeah, well, I had a car and it wasn't like ideal. | |
| And so we decided to sell it. | |
| But then my mom gave it away to a friend, so I couldn't even sell that. | |
| So then he was kind enough to let me like use his car. | |
| And then now that like we broke up, that shit was like yanked. | |
| So I basically started everything from the beginning, like putting back all the pieces. | |
| So it's been very difficult for me, but also like very liberating because like, yeah, you know, sometimes you get so caught up and comfortable in a situation. | |
| And then like when you like get out of it, even if you don't want to, it, you know, you start to realize like, oh shit, things are going to be okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so what was the thing that you said earlier about you were doing wifey shit, but you didn't have a ring, something like that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can you elaborate? | |
| Like, what do you mean by that? | |
| No, what? | |
| I just wanted, I don't want to twist your words. | |
| What did you say kind of in that sense? | |
| Oh, that like I felt like I was doing everything when it comes to like personal stuff when it came to cleaning and cooking and just providing for him all around. | |
| And did you feel that that wasn't fair? | |
| I felt like it wasn't fair because he would make me feel like I wasn't doing enough. | |
| And I felt like, you know, I'm a person who loves hobbies and to do stuff. | |
| So I just felt like that took so much of my time. | |
| And for him to debunk that and say that I don't do anything around anywhere, you know, that it just felt like a little degrading. | |
| So what were some of the things he wanted you to do that you were not already doing? | |
| I have no clue. | |
| Oh, he didn't tell you? | |
| No, he would just say I wasn't doing enough and that he was doing everything. | |
| I think maybe it was towards like the office work. | |
| Sure. | |
| It's just because like, well, this was this job was new for me too. | |
| So and there was no like training, so I was, I felt like I was in the water, trying to figure everything out, especially since, like it's really important paperwork and you know, does anybody know what that saying is like? | |
| Don't do wifey shit for? | |
| Does anybody like I've heard this term used what anybody knows specifically what it is? | |
| I think it's like don't, don't give it, don't give him the husband treatment until he puts a ring on it. | |
| Oh, yeah or no, I don't do wifey stuff for a boyfriend. | |
| Don't do wifey stuff for a boyfriend. | |
| Yeah, really okay. | |
| But I mean he was. | |
| He was paying for your school. | |
| Okay, hold on, he was paying for your school. | |
| You're pretty much living with him. | |
| You were, you were at his place every single day, sleeping there three, four days a week. | |
| He was paying for your books, he helped you out with a car or he let you borrow his car, correct? | |
| He was paying for everything within the household. | |
| I think that's a fair trade-off. | |
| No no, definitely. | |
| But then when it, when it looks like that, but then it, the disrespect starts rolling in. | |
| And how did he disrespect you? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Well, for starters again, the whole like me telling, telling me that I haven't done enough and like Stepping over some boundaries that I specifically said, and then he would still repeat those disrespect for those certain boundaries. | |
| May I ask what those are? | |
| The boundaries? | |
| Well, for starters, I felt really like awkward when I found like a lot of his ex-like belongings, and then like him following her on Instagram. | |
| And I told him, like, you know, I understand if you guys ended in good terms, but like, that is something that I don't feel comfortable, especially with finding out certain other things that I wouldn't want to say because I feel like in respect of him. | |
| And then being defensive, and then also like finding, like, I don't know, it gives me like, I guess, the ick when I find like a certain guy following like multiple women who like are just exposing himself. | |
| And I understand, like, that's how the culture that we're living in. | |
| But if you, from my perspective, I would love to know that I am just like the only person you like see, like, their muse, even though I know that's not true, because like there's a bunch of beautiful women out there that obviously, when you're on Instagram, like, that's gonna come up, and I don't mind it. | |
| But I also don't, it's a whole nother thing when you're in a committed relationship and you're liking, commenting, like, all these like pics, and like me telling him, like, hey, like, I don't really appreciate that. | |
| And then instead of him, like, saying, you know, like, I get it, it's not a big deal, but I will do this for you. | |
| Instead, he just gets defensive and saying that, like, I'm crazy and insecure, but it's totally not that. | |
| Did you see him liking and commenting underneath girls? | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| That's like, that's actually disrespectful. | |
| That's right. | |
| Right? | |
| That is, yeah. | |
| Comment as well. | |
| Huh? | |
| Comment in as well. | |
| Yeah, he would comment on them and then like comment. | |
| Yeah, and then him just being like, you're crazy. | |
| And I'm just like, bro. | |
| Wait, so. | |
| Here, I'm going to get your relationship status. | |
| Then we'll kind of come back to the wifey duty stuff. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yes, I'm married, and we've been together for five years, but we've been married for 18 months. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Married 18 months. | |
| How old are you again? | |
| 24. | |
| When did you get married? | |
| At what age? | |
| I was. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I had just turned 23. | |
| Yes. | |
| So I'm 24 and a half. | |
| Okay, and you've been together since you were like 19? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I'm assuming this is your longest relationship. | |
| That's correct. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| So going around the table, kind of on her thing about how she was doing like wifely duties for. | |
| Now, were you kind of resenting that a little bit? | |
| No, that was a dream of mine. | |
| I loved to provide and take care of him. | |
| I think that's like a labor of love. | |
| Okay. | |
| So do you guys think there's this term? | |
| I don't know the specific term, but something along the lines of don't do wifey shit for a guy who's not your husband. | |
| Do you guys agree with that? | |
| Going around the table starting with Cindy? | |
| I wouldn't say like husband, but like someone that you're not sure about. | |
| Like you're allowed to do wifey stuff if you're in a relationship with yourself. | |
| Yeah, just like a boyfriend. | |
| Yeah, with a boyfriend, like, you know. | |
| Shit, what about even very early on? | |
| First, second, third date, even? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Ew. | |
| Gross, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you, Sophia? | |
| So sorry. | |
| Wait, what's up? | |
| Can we just like describe what wifey does? | |
| Like cook, clean, like folder laundry. | |
| So like the whole of it. | |
| Nothing else that's reserved. | |
| I mean, like, it's just like being in a secure relationship. | |
| What would the girl do in the relationship earlier on? | |
| But that would, that would be. | |
| You're talking like sex? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Like a sex, a wifey thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like have sex with him. | |
| Like, you know. | |
| Yeah, but people do that shit with without me. | |
| But All the time, but you know, that's included in the package. | |
| Yeah, okay, so we are including being a wife. | |
| What is what is the definition of a wife to you? | |
| To me, yeah. | |
| Oh, it's it's love and commitment lifelong until death do us part. | |
| So that's in sickness and in health and the good and the bad. | |
| So, yeah, whatever he wants, I'll do that for him. | |
| And if I need something, he'll do that for me. | |
| So, that's okay. | |
| Sophia, what about you? | |
| I can't cook and I can't clean. | |
| But I come so thick. | |
| Oh, so I think I'm more of the wife in the relationship. | |
| You do the cooking and cleaning. | |
| It's just calm, it's chill. | |
| I don't want doing it. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I bring him on holidays and I buy him nice clothes and so on and so on. | |
| So like I have more of the masculine role. | |
| She's the breadwinner. | |
| Are you the breadwinner? | |
| You're the breadwinner. | |
| When she tells you to park a woof, you know what I mean? | |
| Society. | |
| Woof. | |
| Tell me. | |
| Tell me to park. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Woof, woof. | |
| I'm crying. | |
| That's cute. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Your thoughts on this? | |
| I love being a wife. | |
| I love it. | |
| I love it. | |
| I love you. | |
| What about you? | |
| I honestly forgot the question. | |
| What's it feel to be a wife? | |
| No, what was it? | |
| So it's like, do you think you should be doing wifey stuff for a guy who's not like husband or even boyfriend? | |
| No. | |
| Shouldn't be doing that. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I agree, but like, I'm the type of person to. | |
| It depends. | |
| If I really like you, I'm going to get attached. | |
| And then I'll do the wifey things. | |
| I agree. | |
| I agree with her because I do that too. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because I just want to take care of them if I let you. | |
| That's good. | |
| It's like small steps to show that you could be wife. | |
| That I could be a wife. | |
| Tase them and tase them into the room. | |
| What about you? | |
| Well, regarding the sexual aspect, I'm a virgin. | |
| And I'm actually waiting until marriage. | |
| So that's like where that part would play into that. | |
| So being a wife, marriage, that. | |
| But you're waiting until marriage? | |
| Yes. | |
| Are you religious? | |
| You're waiting. | |
| I'm not waiting until marriage because of religion. | |
| I'm Jewish, so I'm feeding into that whole thing. | |
| Like, no, that's not why. | |
| But it's just my personal choice because I feel like if the world we're in now is just not somewhere where I'd want to insert myself with guys who just won't want to be serious, especially in Santa Barbara. | |
| True that. | |
| I personally feel like Santa Barbara is hard for me to find someone that's like wanting to commit. | |
| Wait, so you're not. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait. | |
| So you're not a born-again virgin? | |
| No, I'm like a straight-up, straight-up person. | |
| 19 and a few months being one. | |
| Wait. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait. | |
| Yeah, like my whole life. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because I'm 19 and a half months. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so you're like, are you waiting for, like, you want to wait until marriage, or what if you just meet that guy who you're like, oh, I really like this guy. | |
| You've been dating for a while. | |
| Well, that too. | |
| I just want to make sure I'm with like the right person. | |
| But so far, I haven't found the right person that I'd want to be with. | |
| So my limits, like waiting until marriage. | |
| Did that play a factor in your little fling you had from January to St. Patrick's Day? | |
| Yeah, so he's religious too. | |
| He's Catholic. | |
| But like he's not really, because he's not a virgin. | |
| But that doesn't matter to me. | |
| It's just whether if you're a good person. | |
| Did that push him away with the sexual aspect? | |
| Honestly, no. | |
| It didn't. | |
| Fair play. | |
| It didn't. | |
| And I asked him too. | |
| I was like, if we want to continue. | |
| But he just wasn't ready for a relationship. | |
| Are you religiously Jewish or ethnically Jewish or both? | |
| Religiously. | |
| Religiously Jewish. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| So Wi-Fi duties, not until. | |
| It just doesn't apply at the moment. | |
| Okay, sure. | |
| What about you? | |
| Me personally, I feel like I want to get a grasp of a guy's character before I kind of do that. | |
| So technically, no, I wouldn't agree with doing Wi-Fi duties for a guy that I don't think would give me that. | |
| But if I do find that, I would have no issue. | |
| What about you? | |
| Oh, well, we kind of already talked about it. | |
| Your thoughts on this? | |
| Yes, I would say don't do that. | |
| You're just going to get yourself in a mess. | |
| Okay. | |
| I have a question kind of related to this going around the table. | |
| Like on a first date, do you guys think a guy should pay for the first date? | |
| Yes. | |
| Sophia, what about you? | |
| I mean, I heard it quite a lot where I paid for the first step, but it's more like to show the dominance, if that makes sense. | |
| For the guy to pay. | |
| No, for me, a pay. | |
| For you to pay. | |
| Well, yeah. | |
| Because you want him. | |
| It depends how the date goes and who's insinuated it, if that makes sense. | |
| What about you? | |
| What do you think? | |
| Yeah, I've always paid. | |
| You've always paid. | |
| I've tried to pay with her, but yeah. | |
| I would say yeah, but me personally, I would pay too, so it doesn't really matter to me. | |
| Okay, it wouldn't be like, because we've had girls who come on. | |
| I wouldn't be like tripping at all. | |
| Yeah, we've had girls who come on the show say, oh, if he didn't pay for the first date, it wouldn't be a second. | |
| Yeah, no, I wouldn't care. | |
| What about for you? | |
| Well, I've been in like both. | |
| I've had to pay for like $60 worth of sushi for the first date. | |
| And it didn't go far after that. | |
| So I feel like, yeah. | |
| Because you split? | |
| No, because I paid. | |
| Oh, you paid the whole thing? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Didn't go well because you paid the whole thing. | |
| Well, I paid and I was like, I didn't make a big deal of it. | |
| Like, I didn't make a big deal of it. | |
| But then the next time we went around, we went to Chipotle. | |
| And that's only like 20 bucks. | |
| And he made me pay again. | |
| I was like, oh, this is absurd. | |
| And I was like, there's no third date. | |
| There is no third date. | |
| Like, if I'm just going to be your sugar mama, then what's the point of me being here? | |
| And there was no label. | |
| That was a situation. | |
| Oh, wait, so you paid for the first. | |
| You pay for the second. | |
| Wait, what did you, did you guys like, had you guys been hooking up? | |
| No. | |
| You didn't hook up at all? | |
| No. | |
| No hooking up. | |
| No. | |
| He just wanted the freebies. | |
| He wanted the freebies and he got it. | |
| What about you? | |
| Did I pay for the first date? | |
| I believe it doesn't hurt to ask, like, to offer. | |
| Like, is it okay? | |
| Like, that type of thing. | |
| Or like, can we do half an hour? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You want me to get it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, it doesn't hurt to offer. | |
| But you want the guy to pay anyways. | |
| Well, it was my experience. | |
| The guys have paid, so it's okay. | |
| They'll be like, it's okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah, me. | |
| I feel like the guy should pay, but if he does it, it's not going to be like a argument towards me. | |
| But if he makes it a problem, like, oh, you should pay that type of thing. | |
| And he actually makes it an argument, that's when I'll be like, yeah, no. | |
| Because I feel like it should just be like the courtesy in your heart to want to pay for me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I agree with Alex. | |
| Like, I would offer, but, you know. | |
| You want the guy to pay? | |
| Of course. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I want the guy to pay. | |
| My husband paid throughout our whole relationship. | |
| I never once paid for a date. | |
| I asked this question because there's this interesting thing, because I hear this trope. | |
| I hear it on TikTok of, okay. | |
| Hold on. | |
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| LeBron needs to know cockrocking is not a job skill. | |
| So, might want to get some skills training. | |
| What's cockrocking? | |
| I didn't understand a word of that. | |
| Is that broken American or what? | |
| Grid one is a he speaks in, he's like haikus. | |
| It's like a haiku. | |
| He's like a poet. | |
| He's like Shakespeare. | |
| Shakespeare. | |
| Kind of Shakespeare's English. | |
| Like an American Shakespeare, you know what I mean? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you pay for the first app? | |
| It depends. | |
| it depends i've had now i kind of i've changed my position on this a little bit Oh, you're single? | |
| Huh? | |
| You're single. | |
| I can't disclose that. | |
| But you're an open relationship. | |
| So, well, here's the thing, right? | |
| Okay, so here's my view. | |
| Here's my view on this. | |
| So, when it comes to paying for the first date, my view is that you got a lot of modern women out there, especially if you're dating in California. | |
| All these girls, super liberal, super feminist, don't believe in traditional gender roles. | |
| Modern women, probably dating multiple men, very good chance they're even having sex with multiple men. | |
| You don't always know until even further on in the relationship, not world, not relationship. | |
| But after dating them for a bit, if they're going to reveal, if they're involved with other guys, it could just be dating, could be hooking up. | |
| My personal view is it's a big fucking L to like do the traditional thing for a girl that is fucking another dude. | |
| That's a massive L. | |
| Yeah, but you're not together, no? | |
| Huh? | |
| You're not together. | |
| So, why does it matter? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like you're saying about you're worrying about what she's doing, what you're doing. | |
| So, in the same way that a lot of the girls here were like, well, you shouldn't do wifely duties for a guy who's not your boyfriend, not your husband, or whatever. | |
| I think being a provider is like a more traditional gender role, boyfriend role, husband role. | |
| In that scenario, I don't think you should be providing for a woman who's sleeping with another guy or dating other men, you know. | |
| And I know you guys do the poly thing, but like if you're not official. | |
| But how do you know that? | |
| Would you be sleeping with other people as well? | |
| No. | |
| Or seeing anyone else? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| I'm kind of like I laser in. | |
| Like, if I'm interested in a girl, like, I'm going to pursue it. | |
| If it works, great. | |
| If it doesn't, I'm moving on. | |
| But I'm not like trying to be dating like five chicks at a time, sleeping with multiple girls at a time. | |
| Not really my thing. | |
| You would if you could, though. | |
| Oh, I could. | |
| Yeah, I know you could, but you probably would. | |
| Or you should. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Because again, again, I'm a boy. | |
| I know how boys think. | |
| It's just like I get zoned in. | |
| Like, well, once I know that woman, it's fair, and it's that woman. | |
| But like, these boys go, oh, yeah, this and that. | |
| But do you, do you really play that, or is that just, okay, I'm just messaging her. | |
| You ain't got like five tings on the side. | |
| You're a businessman, right? | |
| Yes, yes, of course. | |
| And you're self-employed? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you grind? | |
| Do you hustle? | |
| Hustle, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. | |
| You work a lot, right? | |
| You're a busy guy, right? | |
| I'm busy, yeah. | |
| Let me ask, does it take a lot of time to date? | |
| Like, seeing chicks? | |
| It's a lot of time, right? | |
| But here and there. | |
| Well, here's the other thing. | |
| You probably, like, I'm assuming you get like DMs from girls who are pre-interested in you, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, do you remember dating how it was before you got clout? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I didn't even get a little bit. | |
| If you were on a dating app, bro, you'd have to message like 20 chicks, and then you'd get one date, and then 50% chance she's a drink. | |
| I think her for a day before I met her, and I had 300 matches. | |
| Yeah, it takes a while. | |
| It's a lot of time if you're like a normal guy. | |
| Like the average person. | |
| You can message more than one, though. | |
| Yeah, you can, but it's still like a massive time commitment. | |
| And for me, I've always been like on my hustle on my grind. | |
| I don't have time to be juggling like five, ten girls. | |
| So at least for me, what I found to be most beneficial to like business and hustling, one girl at a time. | |
| I can't do like the juggling. | |
| But you can't moan at her for seeing other men if she's not busy and she's just living her life, no? | |
| Wait, I can't what? | |
| You can't moan at her for seeing other men. | |
| I wouldn't date her. | |
| Yeah, but you're not official. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| You're not together. | |
| You might be texting her, but you're not official as soon as she sent that first text. | |
| Well, so I would say, to your point, that definitely a lot of women, modern women, are entertaining multiple options. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| Sometimes you won't know. | |
| But there are actually girls out there that do date intentionally and will only date one person at a time. | |
| And so those are the kind of girls that I'm interested in. | |
| A girl who's like genuinely single, properly single. | |
| It's hard to find that kind of girl. | |
| But a girl who's properly single, yeah, that's the kind of girl I want. | |
| You can't, again, this is what I'm going back to. | |
| You can't complain if you're not officially together, if she is talking to other guys, seeing other options, seeing that. | |
| Oh, she can do what she wants. | |
| I'm just not complaining. | |
| Yeah, I don't think he was complaining. | |
| I think he was just like explaining his preference. | |
| And like, we all know time is money. | |
| No, yeah, no, no, someone is not aligning to you. | |
| You have to be aware of that. | |
| You can't judge women if you have options. | |
| That's all I'm trying to say. | |
| That's what I'm trying to get past. | |
| That's all. | |
| Oh, yeah, they have a lot of options. | |
| But I just wouldn't want to pursue a woman. | |
| For example, I remember back when I was doing the dating app thing, I was on a date with this girl. | |
| She just downloaded Hinge. | |
| I think we went on the first date. | |
| We went on the first date. | |
| She had been on the app for three days, four days. | |
| She told me she'd already been on two dates. | |
| She'd had three dates lined up. | |
| I lost interest immediately. | |
| Like, I don't want to pursue a girl who's like date. | |
| Even if she's not sleeping with them, she's searching for the right man. | |
| This is what I don't know. | |
| Don't care. | |
| Don't care. | |
| I don't want to date a girl who moves like that. | |
| So you don't believe in like, you don't. | |
| If you are single, you're going to struggle to find a girl. | |
| I'll tell you that now. | |
| But if you're, if you're taking, if you're taking fair play, if you're taking fair play, your struggle, your struggle is finding a way. | |
| I think the struggle is worth the time, though, if you're getting the person that you really want and the person that aligns with your values. | |
| Yeah, no, I get that. | |
| But again, time is money. | |
| We're businessmen and we're not getting any younger. | |
| We're getting older. | |
| So you're losing valuable years. | |
| So I want to live life and have fun. | |
| Isn't that okay for men to get older? | |
| And then check it out. | |
| Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. | |
| Nice white hair and little wrinkles. | |
| I don't really fancy the white hair, to be honest. | |
| No? | |
| Personal preference, I'll say. | |
| I mean, so just bringing it back to like who should pay, my position used to be is like, look, I was on the dating apps. | |
| I was going out with girls who, in all likelihood, you know, this is kind of before I became aware of some of the, you know, the dating meta, is I just wouldn't pay for them. | |
| I wouldn't pay for that. | |
| I'd split, you know, I'd pay for my shit. | |
| She could pay for hers. | |
| But I'm like, you're dating other dudes. | |
| You're probably like, here's the scenario I'd like to give. | |
| Like, it's massive L to go on a date with a girl and then pay, like, oh, you do the, you do everything right. | |
| You pay for the date. | |
| You take her to a nice dinner. | |
| She gets, you know, she doesn't eat everything. | |
| She gets a doggy bag to go, gives you an ass out hug at the end of the day. | |
| Oh, it was a good, good date. | |
| And then she brings that doggy bag back. | |
| She meets up with her fuck buddy, who, by the way, never had to take her on a date, never paid for anything. | |
| Just some like hot, attractive dude or whatever. | |
| She gives him the food that you paid for. | |
| He eats it, then he fucks up. | |
| This sounds like too like. | |
| Girls move like that. | |
| This is really hard. | |
| Not all girls. | |
| Not all women. | |
| I feel like if you come into the situation thinking like that, though, you're not going to find nothing good. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I agree. | |
| You attract what you think. | |
| No. | |
| Yes, you do. | |
| I avoid that. | |
| I avoid that. | |
| But you subconsciously think like, I mean, you're kind of. | |
| That's how your mindset is right now. | |
| You're like, oh, I don't trust girls. | |
| I think paying for it. | |
| You have to leave that behind you. | |
| So my view, providing for a girl, that's reserved for your girlfriend. | |
| That's reserved for your girlfriend. | |
| Like, I'm not going to do that for some situationship. | |
| Oh, she's dating other dudes. | |
| Not interested. | |
| Yeah, like the Havzies. | |
| I don't think, honestly, like in my opinion, if it's the first date, I think Havzies is like fine. | |
| You pay for your stuff. | |
| I pay for mine. | |
| If I can add a caveat to that, I'm also not stuck in like five-month situationships. | |
| Like, if I like a girl, it's pretty quick. | |
| Like, what's that fucking Miley Cyber song, like a wrecking ball? | |
| Like, you're coming in like a fucking whirlwind. | |
| Like, I'm not going to do this thing where it's like, well, we're going to be in a situationship for six months. | |
| No, I'm going to be like pretty quick. | |
| Like, I like you, you like me. | |
| Like, this is a good thing. | |
| And it's like, let's make this work. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm not going to do this like vague shit. | |
| So. | |
| Do you always date from dating apps? | |
| No, I got rid of that shit like a year ago. | |
| Okay, so let's go. | |
| Do you have her misses then? | |
| Huh? | |
| You have a misses. | |
| No, I just got rid of it. | |
| Well, I got banned actually. | |
| I got banned from the film. | |
| Nah, nah, nah. | |
| But I got banned from. | |
| How did you get banned? | |
| Oh, because I was like using it to get guests for the show. | |
| Oh, no way. | |
| It was not hilarious. | |
| I wasn't even trying to. | |
| I was like, I did that, actually, with four streams. | |
| You're not the only one. | |
| After a while, I was. | |
| I mean, I was like back in the day using it for dating and stuff. | |
| But then when I started the podcast, I was like, let me just ask girls to be on the show. | |
| But I know that he found Girls on Hinge. | |
| Found Girls on Hinge? | |
| Yeah, to like just connect. | |
| He's like, well, girls do that shit. | |
| Like, oh, here's my OnlyFans. | |
| Hey, some girls. | |
| To reverse hustle. | |
| Some girls, like, you know, like, they got like guys. | |
| Guys be trying to find girls to manage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But, yeah, I don't know. | |
| It's for shizzle. | |
| Let's say you did meet this girl and it wasn't on a dating app. | |
| Would you, and you see them every week and you know they're very single and you're like you're cultivating a relationship before you actually want to date? | |
| What would that change your opinion about paying for the first date? | |
| Well, here's where my position kind of evolved. | |
| So, I mean, the best move is in terms of success would just be pay for the date. | |
| Like, that's my advice for guys. | |
| Like, just pay for the date because it's never going to be a negative. | |
| It's either going to be a neutral or a positive. | |
| Whereas if you offer to split, it could be a negative. | |
| It's never going to be a positive. | |
| It's either going to be a neutral or it's going to be a negative for some cohort of women. | |
| Some women are going to be like, oh, yeah, he just, I've heard this on the show. | |
| Oh, he just views me as a friend. | |
| Or they'll just be like, oh, I'm not interested. | |
| So I think the best move for a guy is to pay, but I kind of stood on principle. | |
| I feel like you've got to be a little bit more. | |
| Bro, I'm my own biggest pod plot. | |
| You don't know how many girls I've talked out of fucking me, okay? | |
| All right. | |
| But if you don't pay for the first date, what? | |
| But why? | |
| Oh, because I'm just, I'm kind of like pretty honest. | |
| I'm just like, yeah. | |
| And I'll just like, if something comes in my mind, I'll just say it. | |
| Like that filter. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, yeah, I mean, I'm probably autistic too. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I feel like usually, well, in my case, the first date is usually casual. | |
| And it shouldn't be too crazy. | |
| Like, sushi, I mean, that was because I really liked him, but like, last time I went to Kane's, and that's like 30 bucks. | |
| And if you can't pay as a man for 30 bucks, like that just shows me, like, I don't want to be with you. | |
| You know, if you can't even provide for the first date, 30 bucks. | |
| Like, that's nothing. | |
| And that's the question that comes up: is it, can you provide for me? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But so, but let me ask. | |
| So, so why people don't want to be provided for a question for you: why should a guy pay? | |
| Like, what's the argument for why they should do it? | |
| Because hold on, what? | |
| No, no, no, Cindy, I'll get to you in a sec. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I just feel like courtesy. | |
| I feel like if I'm, if me personally, if I want to date a dude, like, I would want him to provide for me, and even in the slightest form, because you are so right. | |
| Especially these Cali girls, we are very independent, very, very Modernize, you know, all these girls are feminists. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, most of them. | |
| But some of them. | |
| But it just like depends. | |
| But I feel like, yeah. | |
| That was definitely me. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| It wasn't me. | |
| I feel like, yeah, like, I just want to be like, bro. | |
| If you can't pay 30 bucks for the first date, then, you know, I wouldn't mind doing Havzies either. | |
| But it's like knowing that you can provide that, knowing that you did that little small gesture, it's really nice. | |
| It just goes a long way. | |
| It goes a long way. | |
| And I feel like as a girl, even like the bare minimum, like that makes me, that makes me go crazy. | |
| I feel like no matter the gender, though, you should be able to have like the $15 in the bank account no matter what. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just to help somebody else. | |
| Just to be like ready and prepare for it. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But okay, but all the things that you described, like you could just flip that around and say the girl should do that too. | |
| So there's something very specific about it being a man that should pay that's gendered. | |
| So why should a man pay? | |
| I mean, if you look at the society that we're in right now, I mean, it's kind of self-explanatory. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, but men have to be successful to date, I think. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Again, it's a scarf I said, get the money, then get the women. | |
| So I feel like you've got to have some level of success money-wise, not clout. | |
| But if you are a bum and you're sitting at home doing nothing and got nothing in the bank, why are you dating? | |
| Sort yourself out. | |
| Also, I feel like as a man, you should come and make the environment for me to want to be submissive and want to be taken care of. | |
| And I think that's where a lot of in our feminine energy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| And it's totally dominant. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do we have to do that? | |
| But I feel like that's supposed to be the dom. | |
| No. | |
| Like, you know, no, but if you're dating like a liberal feminist woman, like, of course, you should split. | |
| I mean, put her in a position to want to lean more. | |
| I said you should want to put her in a position to want to lean more towards the not so, oh, I need to be so independent. | |
| I need to be over my husband. | |
| You need to make her feel safe in that space first. | |
| In order to do that, you have to put on that big boy pants. | |
| And she'll have to earn her trust. | |
| And then if she doesn't have that, no, but you're, if she's like a super liberal feminist woman and you spend $15 at sweet baby, what is it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Sweet baby, okay. | |
| I don't know what it's called. | |
| You think that's all of a sudden going to undo the like years of programming and wiring that makes her look like an independent boss, babe, feminist woman? | |
| Boss babe. | |
| Boss date. | |
| No, but I feel like it comes with just experiences. | |
| Like, like I said, I've been on the sushi date, which, you know, didn't go well. | |
| But then I've also been on like a Cheesecake Factory Day. | |
| And like, you know, that's fine. | |
| And he paid for everything and he had no, no problem doing that. | |
| And so I would just personally want to lean towards that and not the dude who made me pay for everything, you know? | |
| Okay. | |
| That's fair. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh, there was a chat, but I totally missed it. | |
| That's too bad. | |
| It just comes down to like who's asked the other one on the debt. | |
| True, true. | |
| Because it's like them insinuate and it's them that's asking for your time, if that makes sense. | |
| That's so true. | |
| Well, but hold on. | |
| Going around the table, more often than not, of all the first dates you've gone on, who's initiated it? | |
| Starting with you, Cindy, go ahead. | |
| You were the guy. | |
| Most of it's guys. | |
| Most of it's boys, but for you, mostly you initiating as compared to like girls asking you out. | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| It's normal for guys. | |
| What about you? | |
| The guy. | |
| The dude, yeah. | |
| Only the guy. | |
| Only the guy. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| The guy, yeah. | |
| Yeah, guys. | |
| Same. | |
| Have any of you never asked out a guy? | |
| Show of hands. | |
| I'm just saying, like, asked out, like, take them out, like, personally. | |
| No, no, I'm talking first date. | |
| So obviously, if you've got a boyfriend, you're like, hey, babe, you want to go get dinner? | |
| But never insinuated he should go out. | |
| First date. | |
| First date. | |
| Yeah, if I have a boyfriend, yeah, but no. | |
| Yeah, first date initiating. | |
| Who's initiated a first date? | |
| Show of hands. | |
| God damn. | |
| Okay, that's okay, Cindy. | |
| That's it. | |
| No, I have. | |
| Oh, you have two? | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, yeah, but so I hear what you're saying. | |
| It kind of like it makes sense. | |
| Well, whoever asks should pay. | |
| But it does kind of ignore the fact that overwhelmingly there's a burden on men to be the ones to ask because it would make sense for this to be the standard if women initiated at comparable levels. | |
| Oh, well, okay, men ask sometimes, women ask sometimes, but women overwhelmingly never initiate. | |
| And if men's standard was, well, I'm just going to wait for women to ask me out on dates the same way that women will can, will and can, just wait for men to ask them out. | |
| There's really never a burden on women to ever take initiative when it comes to dating because men will just come to you. | |
| Now, it might not be at the frequency or the choices of your desire, but it does kind of ignore this fact. | |
| Is there anything else? | |
| I forgot. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Oh, we're going to do a chat. | |
| Okay, we got jerk off juggernaut. | |
| Cindy, read this for me, please. | |
| So I was incapable of getting through the last episode with Cindy and Brie as guests. | |
| But Cindy, what happened? | |
| The neck cross tap? | |
| Question mark. | |
| Did you convert to from Christianity? | |
| Question mark. | |
| Are you not that convicted to the word of Christ? | |
| I'm not judging as I'm no godly wannabe. | |
| Jerk off juggernaut. | |
| Thank you, Juggernaut, for the $100 super chat. | |
| That's a question for you, Cindy. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So I had to get it lasered because I realized the diameter of the cross was kind of crooked. | |
| You got it lasered off? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, Cindy, you admitted at the end of the show that it was a fake tattoo. | |
| It took a bit of time, but. | |
| You mean you lasered off the totally not fake tattoo? | |
| It was real. | |
| So I had to laser it off. | |
| Cindy, you literally come in. | |
| We can pull up the receipts. | |
| You admitted on the show it was fake. | |
| That's why I couldn't come in, you know? | |
| Are you not listening to anything I'm saying? | |
| You literally admitted. | |
| You admitted on the show. | |
| Yeah, no, it was not fully real. | |
| Appreciate it, bro. | |
| Appreciate it, dude. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Why is my chat not popping up? | |
| One sec, guys. | |
| There's a little thing here. | |
| I do want to ask just kind of a general question for the whole panel. | |
| Real quick, turn your phone off, silent. | |
| Yeah, by the way, we're aiming to get Andrew at 6.30. | |
| Guys, Andrew ran into a little thing. | |
| He will be joining us at around, I think he said 6.30. | |
| Well, so in 30 minutes, it's 30 minutes. | |
| No, or actually, fine. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever if you're watching over there. | |
| Drops a follow, drops a prime sub. | |
| If you're watching on YouTube, twitch.tv slash whatever, drops a follow and a prime sub if you have one. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| So, quick question for the panel, general question. | |
| And we'll start with Cindy. | |
| What are some things that guys do dating related that annoy you? | |
| Starting with you, Cindy. | |
| Some things that guys do. | |
| Yeah, if you have just one thing, that's fine. | |
| Ooh, there's like a lot of things. | |
| Okay, give us two. | |
| Let's start with two. | |
| Leading, I would say like leading me on. | |
| Leading you on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or as in like they're saying they want something serious, a relationship, and then they kind of like have sexual intercourse. | |
| Yeah, like they would like just want to like sleep with you and not really take it as serious as like you want it to be. | |
| And Okay, I mean it's kind of like that, but I don't know. | |
| There's like cheaters. | |
| Cheaters. | |
| There's cheaters. | |
| Leading you on? | |
| I don't know. | |
| They're just, I don't know. | |
| They're not supporting. | |
| So give us one example of a time a guy led you on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like they would say that they're talking to only me, but then like I find out like they're talking to like other multiple women. | |
| And so like they're like calling me like baby and like just like very like sensual stuff you would say to someone intimate that you like. | |
| And when I see that he's like interested or hanging out with other girls, it's like it's clearly showing like you don't really like want a relationship. | |
| You just like want to sleep with me or like do something sexual with me. | |
| And yeah, I don't know. | |
| Like that's where my trust issue comes from. | |
| Okay. | |
| So and so how early on is this happening? | |
| After you sleep with them, before you sleep with them? | |
| Be I would say sometimes before when I get like catch on so I don't like pursue them in that way. | |
| And sometimes after. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sophia, what about you? | |
| What is something dating related that annoys you? | |
| Perhaps not with your current boyfriend, but like back when you were single? | |
| Like mannerism. | |
| Mannerisms. | |
| Yeah, so like not saying please, thank you. | |
| Like people who are just rude to like waitresses and stuff. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's a bit of a panic. | |
| Obviously cheating. | |
| Cheating. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lying. | |
| Lion. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Vivo. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What about annoying for like annoying things from on the girl's end when it came to dating? | |
| Again, just getting lied to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Whether you're getting used again, like when you've got, say, clout or that stature of followers, you don't know what the reason is or are they here for that or are they here for you? | |
| But yeah, just being led on. | |
| Again, are they here for you? | |
| Are they here for that? | |
| So just finding something genuine is just what she's looking for, you know. | |
| Wasn't I saw something in the chat? | |
| There was something about like prior to you meeting Sophia, there was like you were dating a girl and she just broke your heart. | |
| I don't know if you want to share that story. | |
| No, I got used. | |
| I'll be real, innit? | |
| She lived, big up Canvy Island, that's where I'm from in England. | |
| So yeah, she lived in Canvy. | |
| It's like little island. | |
| Yeah, she used to do TikTok lives. | |
| I've done TikTok. | |
| TikTok was power more money. | |
| Got in contact with her. | |
| I was like, look, get on these minute-long videos. | |
| And I was like, we were that one night and I was pissed. | |
| I was like, look, shall I put Turkey out? | |
| This guy's Turkey and get some content. | |
| And I feel like we weren't really officially together. | |
| It's more spending time with that one person for a long time. | |
| Then you sort of say, oh, are we a thing? | |
| Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, no worries. | |
| And then, yeah, we just started doing videos, content. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then it just got a bit toxic. | |
| She got a bit too like, she wouldn't even open doors herself. | |
| She was like, oh, yes, I've got this. | |
| And she's gaining followers and using me and for them numbers. | |
| And she wouldn't even open doors. | |
| She wanted me to do this, this, and this. | |
| I think, oh, you've changed, you know. | |
| So come to a point where it was over. | |
| And then, yeah, I met Sophia and I've just lived life. | |
| When you say wooden open doors, like, you mean literally? | |
| Yeah, literally, like, she was too good for that. | |
| You know, like, she thought she was better than she was. | |
| Bearing in mind, she came from a cancel estate flat and was making probably £100 a week just paying her rent where she was making, when she was me, like making $5 to $6K just from TikTok alone. | |
| So yeah, it got to her head a bit. | |
| And again, when people say the clout gets to people's heads, it got to her head. | |
| Where I had a big dip, I blew up and then fell off and then blew off again. | |
| I've sort of learnt. | |
| But now when you get around a person with all this clown, it does play with people's minds, you know. | |
| Wait, so she would, like, with the not opening door to do. | |
| Yeah, he's going to cost our Cambodian cost. | |
| I remember exactly. | |
| Nightswick Centre. | |
| We've gone through. | |
| She's like, you're going to open the door. | |
| Like, can you not do it? | |
| It's a bit grubby. | |
| And I was like, well, because there's a mark on it. | |
| It was someone's like. | |
| I've no like. | |
| She would just stop at the door and like wait for you. | |
| Crazy. | |
| Okay, goddamn. | |
| All right. | |
| What if you weren't there? | |
| She would just stay at the door for like 30 minutes. | |
| No, she'd wait for someone's going and walk behind them or something. | |
| She just have to follow behind somebody. | |
| And she's half the girl what Sophia is, and it just shows that people do. | |
| It does go to the head of it, you know. | |
| Was it like a germaphobes thing? | |
| She didn't want to touch it. | |
| No, not even. | |
| Again, she just got too big for a boat stormcy sound. | |
| That's right. | |
| Okay, that's interesting. | |
| What about you? | |
| Something that dating related that guys do that's just annoying. | |
| Like, I feel like mine is like cheating, like lying, like accusing me of doing stuff all the time. | |
| Like, I just hate that. | |
| Like, I can't ever go nowhere without you just being like, oh, like, who are you with? | |
| Like, you know, just overdoing it. | |
| I feel like. | |
| Overbearing. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I think being let on because that has happened and it's not fun. | |
| It's not, and it's like, why are you, you're wasting your time too, leading me on. | |
| And it's like, well, it depends. | |
| Because most times. | |
| It depends because most times guys just want, you know, one thing. | |
| And not always, but. | |
| I let you carry him, but not always. | |
| No, yeah, but like, in my cases, at least in my personal experience, you can tell. | |
| And they make it very apparent since the get-go. | |
| And if you're just searching for that, then it's like, then you're wasting your time and you're wasting my time. | |
| And I don't like that. | |
| I don't like wasting my time. | |
| You think so you think most men just want one thing? | |
| No, no, not most men, but a lot of men At least here in Santa Barbara. | |
| No, I'll give you most. | |
| I'll give you most. | |
| I meant just in general. | |
| It's not. | |
| Especially at UCSV, especially here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so, like, when you say leading you on, do you mean that, like? | |
| Like, they have multiple options, and multiple options in the sense where it's, we've made it apparent, kind of, that we're a thing. | |
| But then, kind of like Cindy said, like, you see them out with an entirely different person making out with them one night. | |
| And it's like, like, I thought you said you were getting ice cream. | |
| Like, and you're at the same party, right? | |
| Right? | |
| And I'm just like, that's crazy. | |
| It's crazy to me. | |
| Okay. | |
| Leading you on, what about you? | |
| From personal experience, pressure. | |
| Like, guys, really forcing stuff. | |
| And then you have to be like, no. | |
| But, like, I'd say that I have a pretty good head on my shoulders. | |
| So I like make it like clear, like, no, I will not do this with you. | |
| Like, you're telling us that you're like, I want to get to know you, yeah. | |
| Like, they want to hook up. | |
| Well, yeah. | |
| I also, um, I didn't have my first kiss until January with that guy because I was waiting for it to, like, be with, like, someone that I actually knew that I really liked. | |
| Because it's hard to find that here. | |
| Do you regret it, though, because you're not with him now? | |
| No, we had a really good experience. | |
| Like, it was a really good. | |
| See, I'm like a hopeless romantic, okay? | |
| So I feel like I had a really good movie experience for my first kiss. | |
| So it felt like really good. | |
| And it was in the rain. | |
| So like, that's all I need to say. | |
| It was really good. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Wait, it was in the ice skating rink? | |
| No, it was in the rain. | |
| Oh, it was raining. | |
| I heard rink. | |
| I was like, okay. | |
| That's such a movie rom-com. | |
| I know. | |
| That's exactly how I wanted it to be. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Me, I feel like just like not being straight up with what they want. | |
| And then just having us go through loops, figuring it out, having to act a certain way when I don't really know what we're doing. | |
| You know? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Wait, Cinder, right? | |
| Cinder. | |
| Yeah, you can call me Cinder. | |
| Cinder. | |
| I saw on your Instagram bio, kind of just unrelated to this. | |
| You describe yourself as a five-star girl, and then you have the. | |
| Is it the Nigerian floor? | |
| Yes, I am Nigerian. | |
| I was actually born there. | |
| Oh, you're born there. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, what is a five-star girl? | |
| Me. | |
| I like to associate myself. | |
| I actually have a star tattoo right here. | |
| Ever since I was younger, I kind of had a thing with stars. | |
| So I kind of just use it as my path of life, just shoot higher than what I think I can do, you know? | |
| I love that. | |
| It's like your signature or something. | |
| Yeah, like my signature thing that I try to associate myself with, just so I just want to be like the highest that I can be. | |
| And I want to show that the people I meet and how I put myself out there. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm going off of her not being able to answer straightforward questions. | |
| Like, what do you want? | |
| What are you looking for? | |
| It's so annoying when they can't even make up their mind and be like, ooh, I don't know. | |
| And she's like, bro, come on. | |
| What about you? | |
| I would say either one, going too fast or going too slow. | |
| Like you have to find that nice medium. | |
| If you're going too fast, it's like, ugh, like slow down. | |
| Like, we need to take some time. | |
| But then if you're going too slow, it's like, why aren't you pursuing me? | |
| So, actually, coming to you, Michaela, and I'll get into, I wrote down some of your guys' answers to that. | |
| We'll get into it later, Michaela. | |
| So you're married. | |
| You've been dating your husband since you were, what, 19, is that correct? | |
| You've been together five years, married 18 months. | |
| You said you're conservative now, but you've not always been. | |
| So did you used to be more on the liberal side, more feminist? | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Okay, and you did say that you, let's see, you disagreed on something. | |
| Actually, before we get into that, can you tell us about the purity culture, the purity culture thing? | |
| You said you went to a True Love Weights camp? | |
| Yes. | |
| What was that? | |
| So, yeah, when I was like 13, 14, I'm not sure which one. | |
| My parents took me to this camp called True Love Weights, and they went with me. | |
| And we had to sit through conferences Friday through Sunday of married couples talking about how sex before marriage ruined them and how it was a really, it was a really interesting camp. | |
| It talked about pornography and how that ruined marriages. | |
| At 13. | |
| At 13. | |
| And yeah, I mean, at that point, at that point, I was, I mean, very, obviously grew up in a very sheltered home. | |
| So that was like a fire hose of information that I did not understand. | |
| And so, yeah, at the end of the weekend, they took us in front of the congregation, the church congregation, and had us bestow like a ring on our finger and vow to not have sex before marriage. | |
| Like a purity ring, like a purity. | |
| Disney stars. | |
| Yes. | |
| And our parents would be there too. | |
| So it'd be, you know, parents, you, pastor, God, right there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And vowed to never have sex before marriage. | |
| At 13, it's cool. | |
| At 13. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And my parents are so well-intentioned. | |
| Wait, so, and I'm assuming you didn't, like, you waited, you did wait until marriage. | |
| I would say I did not, like, I did not make that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So the camp didn't work. | |
| No, it didn't. | |
| It didn't work. | |
| It actually, it made it. | |
| It made it way worse. | |
| So they're all talking about chastity, celibacy, and then it just. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, probably because it told you more about stuff that you did. | |
| I had no idea. | |
| I mean, like, not to get into too much of it, but I kind of went through puberty late. | |
| I'm kind of a tiny person. | |
| So, like, I went to puberty very late. | |
| So, I was already before I was even getting into this, like, what is this thing? | |
| Simultaneously, my mom was a surrogate, so I didn't even know what sex was because I thought that surrogacy was how you had babies. | |
| Surrogate, like, you yeah, my so, okay, sorry. | |
| I'm my mom had me. | |
| Um, my mom had three or four other babies for other families while I was growing up. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Damn. | |
| One was twins, so three times she had babies for other families. | |
| She's a family. | |
| For other families. | |
| Okay, interesting. | |
| Are you only child? | |
| No, I have three siblings. | |
| Okay. | |
| I see. | |
| Okay, because here in your notes, going back to the camp thing, True Love Lights, you said it confused you a lot for many years as a teenager. | |
| You definitely made mistakes because of it. | |
| Okay. | |
| So moving on into some of my other. | |
| Actually, wait, hold on. | |
| I'll come back to some of that other stuff. | |
| Let's see. | |
| She's not here. | |
| We have Gressia. | |
| Is that you? | |
| Grace. | |
| Yeah, you can come here. | |
| Or Grace. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| You said, hold on. | |
| You just got out of a one and a half year relationship. | |
| But that was four months ago, right? | |
| Yeah, that was four months ago. | |
| You said, did you already tell the story about the crazy helicopter mother? | |
| Well, there's a lot. | |
| She was the helicopter mom since the beginning, to be honest. | |
| But like, it just depends because, like, yeah, out of respect, out of like both of them, I mean, she treated me a certain way for, you know. | |
| We'll come back to that a little bit later. | |
| But I have two chats I need to read. | |
| Catholic Commando. | |
| Oh, this is Jewish girl, please never change. | |
| Make some guy happy. | |
| There's at least 10% of guys that will be worth to wait. | |
| You have time to wait. | |
| Thank you, Catholic Commando. | |
| There you go. | |
| And then we have coming in. | |
| Oh. | |
| Grid one motorcycle. | |
| Yeah, thank you, Grace. | |
| Andrew's wife, he's coming out of town and he is a family man doing family things. | |
| He will be on soon. | |
| I count Andrew as a friend. | |
| Yo, grid one, thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate you tuning in and your message. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, I think 10 minutes we're going to get him in on. | |
| And then I have David Treziak. | |
| Did I pronounce it right, Madison? | |
| Yes. | |
| Brian, if you pay it off, I'll front the polygraph test equipment for your MacBook Pro for one panelist so it shows in real time. | |
| There's a polygraphic Jersey Shore White Teeth Cracks Me Up GTL. | |
| Oh, Jim Tan Laundry. | |
| I think he's talking. | |
| He says he thinks you're funny. | |
| You're cracking him up. | |
| And then GTL, Jim Tan Laundry. | |
| Are you familiar with Jersey Shore? | |
| Poly D. | |
| It's like this old MTV show. | |
| It's like a reality show that was Jersey Shore. | |
| Wait, I know. | |
| Jordy. | |
| You got the Jordy shore. | |
| She's from that way, but I'm from Young Wise Essex. | |
| I'm more of that way, like Joey Essex and all that lot. | |
| Yo, FPS, thank you for the gifted stuff. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| Hold on here. | |
| Before I have, I needed to go over one thing. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Actually, here, really quick with Grace. | |
| So there's the crazy helicopter mom. | |
| There's something about iPad nudes. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| iPad nudes. | |
| And then hiding sex from parents. | |
| Was that the same, all the same mom? | |
| Yeah, it was. | |
| Why don't you tell us that story? | |
| I got to get up really quick. | |
| We're going to start tuning Andrew in. | |
| Who's the helicopter? | |
| Mom. | |
| Who is she? | |
| Who is she? | |
| Like, whoa, she was my ex's mom. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And well, it all like just kind of unraveled as the relationship went on. | |
| I believe like, well, we started dating the beginning, like the beginning of our senior year. | |
| And it was nice because we did all like our little funny senior activities together. | |
| And he also, like, I can't say he did any wrong too because I mean, like, we all, you know, live and learn. | |
| But the mom was the one who was constantly checking his iPad. | |
| And it was her work iPad before, but he had used it because he was gonna, we were gonna go to UCSB and he was gonna use it for college. | |
| So he started using it during the summer. | |
| And she found your news. | |
| Gosh. | |
| She was looking through his iPad. | |
| And I mean, we had been already dating for maybe 11 months. | |
| And I really felt like super locked in. | |
| We both said we were each other's person. | |
| We reached others first. | |
| You know, we did, we were kind of waiting, but we just waited for, I guess, one another. | |
| And I feel like we had a good basis of a friendship beforehand, too. | |
| So I feel like, yeah, like I felt that he was the one. | |
| So I was really, really, you know, I guess open to like, I'm not, I'm gonna please my man, you know, and if he wants pictures, then I'm gonna send it to him. | |
| And she saw them, and I was like, I just got a call. | |
| I was with my best friend that day, and I just got a call from my boyfriend saying, like, or from my ex, like, Grace, like, you need to, you need to, like, just not be on your phone right now. | |
| Like, like, my mom's really mad at me. | |
| Like, I'm sorry. | |
| This is like the only call I'm gonna give you right now, probably until like the rest of the week. | |
| And I was like, I was like, what the heck? | |
| Like, you just caught me off so guard. | |
| Like, like, what is happening right now? | |
| And how long in the relationship did it have? | |
| Did that situation happen? | |
| Like, like 11, 12 months, right? | |
| Yeah, we were dating for like 11 months. | |
| No, no, like that situation. | |
| Did she find out? | |
| Like, oh, she found out the 11th month or in the middle? | |
| She found out in the middle, like, around the fourth month. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay, so she allowed you guys to sing your relationships. | |
| Yeah, she allowed that. | |
| Yeah, she did. | |
| And that was, we talked, and that's what I was going to go into. | |
| Like, we talked, and I thought things were good, at least, you know. | |
| But then, like, whenever I would go over, there would just be, you know, mean looks or, you know, like, oh, you're not allowed to close the door in the room. | |
| And, like, I understand that, you know, courtesy and rules. | |
| But at this point, we're college students. | |
| And it's like, I understand we're living in your house, but I'm just going to leave. | |
| Like, I would rather not be here. | |
| And during this, like, two months after, so during the six months, I think that's when things really started to just kind of go downhill. | |
| But we stuck with one another, and that was like the good thing, you know, we wanted to be there for one another. | |
| But the mom just consistently was trying to, like, I guess, find ways. | |
| Or sort of, like, that's what it felt like because I was really trying my hardest to have a section for you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you feel like he enabled her behavior for like being a passive-aggressive and like being that sort of helicopter mom? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And that's why I left him. | |
| Because for so long I was with him. | |
| And maybe once or twice he only defended me out of the hundreds of arguments that we had because of his mom. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| And in that case, it's like, I'm your girlfriend, and I've been here. | |
| And, you know, like, I understand, you know, like, that's his mother. | |
| You know, the motherly love is always going to be there. | |
| Is this the mommy issue, guy? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is all the same sexuality. | |
| Yeah, this is what I'm saying, dude. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is all the same. | |
| So, about like the hiding sex from parents, were you kind of just talking about his parents or yeah, because we okay, so we had sex the first night, which is kind of ironic that you guys met. | |
| No, not that we met, but like our first night of like our first date. | |
| And we weren't, we weren't explicitly, you know, a relationship. | |
| How long was the talking stage? | |
| Probably like four or five months. | |
| Four to five months, and he finally brought you on a date. | |
| Well, not four, because we started off as friends. | |
| It started off as friends, yeah. | |
| And I feel like we had class together too. | |
| So we were just, you know, being flirty and you know, like, yeah, and then he finally fifth month. | |
| He's like, I'm gonna pull out my riz today. | |
| I was also like, we were both like, let me take her out, sushi. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No, so like, how? | |
| She's taking him out to sushi. | |
| Was this the Chipotle? | |
| The you paid for two dates, too? | |
| Chipotle? | |
| Yeah, girl, you should have never done that. | |
| That's something you were doing. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, I feel like he had definitely had his first love already. | |
| So I definitely wasn't his first, but he was definitely mine. | |
| And I can say that because, like, it's true. | |
| He already had his first, and he didn't know that he was supposed to pay. | |
| Well, his first, like, yeah, right? | |
| He was like, oh, that's so nice. | |
| Like, no girl has ever done that for me. | |
| I was like, I don't, I don't know. | |
| Or maybe he thought, like, you know, the girl that he lost his virginity, so he might have considered her. | |
| Oh, no, he lost his virginity to me, but he was literally like in love with wait. | |
| Wait, I'm like, he lost his virginity to you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you didn't, you didn't lose his virtue. | |
| No, I did. | |
| I, we, oh, it was. | |
| Oh, wait, wait, wait. | |
| You said that he had his first love already. | |
| Yeah, without, like, low-key. | |
| Because, I mean, who was he in love without? | |
| He was in love with his situationship. | |
| Wait, he didn't shiga. | |
| What? | |
| He didn't shigo. | |
| No, that's not. | |
| I mean, I feel like you're a little bit more. | |
| How can you fool that off yourself? | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| We don't know what being in love is. | |
| That's so true. | |
| That's so true. | |
| But I feel like in the context in which we were like dating, I just, or maybe, I don't know. | |
| That was also my first, you know, long-term relationship. | |
| And, you know, like I said, like, I wanted to provide for him because I really did like him. | |
| It was a sex good though. | |
| Yeah, it was. | |
| I feel like that's also like at least. | |
| But it's okay. | |
| Did he even father as well? | |
| Yes, he did. | |
| And honestly, I really did. | |
| His dad was. | |
| He treated me super well. | |
| And like after in the sixth month, actually, too, she said that I was not allowed ever again in the home. | |
| So she didn't support your relationship? | |
| No, she did not. | |
| The dad did. | |
| The dad did. | |
| Did he have a good relationship with his dad? | |
| Yeah, honestly, he had a pretty good relationship with his dad. | |
| And the one who he would bump heads with most was his mom. | |
| Were they married or divorced? | |
| They're married. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm going to shift gears here a little bit. | |
| We're going to get Andrew called in in about five, ten minutes. | |
| We're going to do two things. | |
| We're going to do the bumble segment, and then we're going to do the Reddit. | |
| Yeah, we're going to do this Reddit thing. | |
| So there's a Reddit question that's kind of, this is a bit more light, fun question. | |
| Nick, go ahead and pull it up. | |
| All right, what is the worst thing someone has said to you during sex? | |
| So I'm going to read this Reddit submission and then you guys can start thinking about. | |
| So actually, Cindy, you read it. | |
| You want me to read the whole highlighted? | |
| Yeah, the whole yellow part. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not me, but an old friend of mine. | |
| Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. | |
| Like, Nick, scroll up, scroll up. | |
| Please, please, please, Nick, scroll up. | |
| Here, just like try to show it as she's reading it, okay? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Do you think I'm like dyslexic or something? | |
| Just go ahead. | |
| People read faster than you, and they're going to get to the punchline before you say it. | |
| A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts, also pretty inexperienced, sensitive, and vanilla sexually. | |
| He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. | |
| She is much kinkier in bed. | |
| She floats the idea of dirty talk and apparently likes to be objectified from time to time. | |
| He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. | |
| Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time. | |
| Anyway, they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation, really going at a doggy style. | |
| And she tells him to talk dirty to her. | |
| He says that he can, he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing. | |
| And she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fucking requesting but demanding it. | |
| He comes up with, yeah, you like that, fucking retard. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Keep going. | |
| He's never stuck me as one of one for embellishment, so I believed him. | |
| He said that was it for sex that night. | |
| Although they're still together two years on now. | |
| All right, so. | |
| Did you want me to hear that? | |
| Yeah, that was good. | |
| Good job, Cindy. | |
| I'm proud of you. | |
| So the question is: wait, pull it up one more time. | |
| This guy's a legend, by the way. | |
| What is the worst thing someone has said to you during sex? | |
| So, Cindy, we'll start with you. | |
| Okay, you put me on my spot. | |
| You put me on the spot. | |
| The worst thing someone said? | |
| Yeah, it could be like something funny. | |
| Or strange. | |
| Or killed the mood. | |
| Sorry, I really don't know. | |
| Here, we'll come back to you. | |
| Being called someone else's name. | |
| A guy said, What was the name? | |
| Abby. | |
| Abby. | |
| What about you? | |
| Getting called Bevo. | |
| Beaver. | |
| Bevo. | |
| Oh, Bevo. | |
| You got Twin. | |
| That's your content creation name. | |
| So did it kill the mood? | |
| Yeah, it's just like, I'm not Bavo, I'm Brandon. | |
| It's like a fan. | |
| What if it was a fan? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, but they called you Mean. | |
| Probably. | |
| Honestly. | |
| Probably. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nothing for me. | |
| Never nothing weird happened? | |
| Yeah, I don't think so, to be honest. | |
| Nothing weird. | |
| Wait, if I went, mommy? | |
| No, my God. | |
| Yeah, it would be all rappers. | |
| Like that then. | |
| Wait, actually, this is a question. | |
| I don't think I've ever asked this on the show because I think it's actually the case for like some people. | |
| I know some of you are on the younger side. | |
| You've actually never really encountered somebody who even, I've heard from girls, some guys are just super quiet, don't say anything, or you just, you don't do dirty talk, they don't do any dirty talk. | |
| So, I mean, maybe it's just been the case that you've not even encountered a guy who talks at all. | |
| No, I definitely have, but I feel like usually they just say like the same thing, like, oh, like, they just say the same thing. | |
| Like, what? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| They all say the same shit? | |
| Like, all right. | |
| Like, how do I feel? | |
| And I'm just like, okay, like, okay. | |
| Oh, so that's, was that weird for you then? | |
| It's just like, I mean, just do your thing, you know, like, and then talk to me, dirty. | |
| Like, fuck me, Daddy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you're a virgin, so. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You did have something. | |
| I'll give you a little bit of a lifeline here. | |
| I think you had a story with a six-six, a six-foot-six shrimp kisser. | |
| Yeah, no, not shrimp kisser. | |
| This guy, it was my senior year of high school on Thanksgiving break, and him and I went on a date to a nice Italian restaurant, which he paid for. | |
| And basically, he ordered a shrimp pasta, and it was like spaghetti. | |
| So it was flying everywhere when he was slurping it. | |
| And the spaghetti was going everywhere. | |
| Like the sauce was crazy, guys. | |
| It was crazy. | |
| Crazy. | |
| And he goes to bite into the shrimp, but he eats, like, he puts it all in his mouth. | |
| And I hear a crunch, and that was the tail. | |
| So I look at him, and he's like, um, I accidentally ate the tail. | |
| Digs into his mouth, sets it on his plate, and continues eating. | |
| And I just thought that was really interesting because I don't know. | |
| I feel like the manners could have been there. | |
| And he wasn't using a napkin, so he was just going like this the whole night. | |
| And then I finally had to say, Are you going to use a napkin? | |
| And he was like, Oh, yeah, you're smart for that. | |
| Like, okay. | |
| Didn't know that that was not something that everyone did, but yeah. | |
| Might make him nervous. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| I honestly think he was quite confident. | |
| I mean, maybe too, that could be. | |
| But from what I saw, he was quite confident with his meal eating. | |
| And then he tried to what? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| So then we get into the car. | |
| Also, I drove because he had gotten his car taken away. | |
| Now, I don't care if a guy doesn't have a car, but as a teenager, if you get your car taken away, he got it for hotboxing before school and he got pulled over. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just think that's like not right priorities at the moment. | |
| So I had to pick him up and he was like in the car and we're driving back to the town that he lives in. | |
| And he was like, Do you want to make out? | |
| And I was like, oh, no, especially not after your shrimp. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Is that what you said? | |
| No, I didn't say that. | |
| You said he had gross, saucy shrimp mouth. | |
| Yes, and you freaked out. | |
| It was all over his mouth. | |
| That's disgusting. | |
| And he wanted to move. | |
| Even after? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I don't think he saw himself after, but you didn't tell him something like, oh, you got a little something there. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just didn't think the moment was right anymore. | |
| I just wasn't having an enjoyable time. | |
| That's over. | |
| Cinder, moving on to you. | |
| Yeah, you have to skip me. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You got nothing? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Anything? | |
| What was the question again? | |
| What was it, like weirdest thing somebody said to you in bed or something? | |
| Worst thing. | |
| Could be funny. | |
| Could be. | |
| Honestly, no, but I think there was one time where someone got really insecure because I started laughing in the middle of it. | |
| And he was like, why are you laughing? | |
| And I'm like, well, because it fucking tickles. | |
| Like, what do you mean? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tickles where? | |
| Well, because we were using a ticket. | |
| Tickles a pussy. | |
| It was like, yeah. | |
| Where's it tickling? | |
| Huh? | |
| Well, the goodness. | |
| Especially after you're like and you're using a toy. | |
| Oh, okay, that's fair. | |
| Okay, yeah, why are you laughing at Santa? | |
| I could see that. | |
| Anything ever? | |
| Not quite yet. | |
| Anything for you? | |
| Cindy, anything for you? | |
| I got a few. | |
| What's up? | |
| What you got, Cindy? | |
| Can I fill you up, baby? | |
| Oh. | |
| Wait, you said that or the? | |
| He said that. | |
| He said that. | |
| Can I feel you? | |
| That's quite honie though it's finished. | |
| It's not that bad. | |
| That's all I got. | |
| That's all you got? | |
| I mean, I got more, but. | |
| The thing that killed the mood for half these girls was when he said, my card declined. | |
| Will you take a check? | |
| Dude should never be in the mood. | |
| No man should be able to ask him, How's my blank taste? | |
| Wait, what's this in response to? | |
| The thing that killed the mood for half these girls was my card. | |
| Dude should have never been in the mood. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| The pain. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Thank you, good one. | |
| Meow, and we didn't even get it. | |
| So I had a couple weird encounters. | |
| Like, I had a girl, she wanted to be like, and listen, I'm pretty open-minded, you know, like if it turns you on, let's do it. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| But it was kind of threw me off. | |
| She was like, wanted to meow and shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I was like, oh, but she wanted to be like, not just meow, but full-on cat shit. | |
| Meow. | |
| Was she like a furry? | |
| No, she wasn't a furry, but she wanted to do like a legit full-on role play, like cat role play. | |
| Would you also be a cat? | |
| No, like, yeah, I would just be The owner, so she'd always be the cat. | |
| She would be the cat and like purring and like shaking on you. | |
| And I was like, That's all I can do. | |
| I don't know. | |
| This was like, it was like the first time, too. | |
| Like, what? | |
| It was the first time, too. | |
| I feel like you got to kind of build up to that. | |
| Yeah, no, at least she was being her true authentic self. | |
| Yeah, but she could have waited, though. | |
| And actually, I would have been down, but there's some other weird things. | |
| Like, so that I wouldn't, like, if you know, I'm open-minded, but it definitely threw me off. | |
| I'm crying. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She was like spazzing out, too. | |
| So, anyways, trying to think if there's anything else that weird shit that happened. | |
| A girl told me to like punch her in the face, but I didn't do that. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| Yeah, she wanted to be a little violent. | |
| Yeah, a lot of people like dialing. | |
| She wanted money. | |
| I really like the violence. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I feel like I'll chuck a little bit. | |
| I'm like, no, she was like, hit me in the fucking face. | |
| I'm like, I'm good. | |
| I'm going to pass on that. | |
| Do you have a word for that? | |
| For punching. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No, because we call it donkey punching. | |
| Yeah, I've heard of that, but donkey punching. | |
| What the heck is that? | |
| You're smashing it. | |
| So, not my thing. | |
| We're going to. | |
| Let me see if Andrew's ready to go. | |
| I think he might be. | |
| I love the term, though. | |
| All right, Andrew's ready. | |
| We're going to get him called in here in just a sec. | |
| While we're back up ready to go. | |
| So we're going to get him all set up. | |
| Yeah, he's probably going to have some thoughts on some of the things you guys have said. | |
| But we're going to do the bumble segment. | |
| Is it going to be too complicated to do it while we're getting Andrew set up? | |
| Bumble. | |
| Okay, so here, I'm going to have Maddie take over for a second. | |
| Maddie, why don't you ask a question? | |
| And then we'll keep going. | |
| Andrew said. | |
| It's a fun question. | |
| So we have one virgin at the table, right? | |
| Is anybody else a virgin? | |
| No, but I want to be. | |
| I'm not going to really disclose. | |
| What's everybody's body count? | |
| I guess we could start with the man at the table. | |
| If you're willing to share. | |
| I thought you count. | |
| Lost count? | |
| What about like a range? | |
| Ballpark, yeah. | |
| Ballpark range. | |
| Would you say like triple digits? | |
| No, no, I thought you should. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Not triple digits. | |
| We're below 20. | |
| That's what they'll call it. | |
| Below 20. | |
| Below 20, yeah. | |
| Okay, I guess we'll just go that way. | |
| No comment. | |
| Range? | |
| Above one, less than 30. | |
| Okay. | |
| Less than 30. | |
| No comment as well. | |
| Double digits. | |
| Double digits? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, no comment. | |
| No comment, but single digits. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, here's a virgin. | |
| Yeah, I'm not going to be talking about my nothing about that. | |
| Sorry. | |
| You can give a range if you want to. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Say like below 10. | |
| No, it's just nothing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Three. | |
| Three. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One that matters. | |
| That's real, though. | |
| That's real. | |
| Andrew, can you hear us? | |
| Andrew can hear us. | |
| Oh, is that him? | |
| Yeah, I can hear you fine. | |
| Oh, that's not big enough for the kid. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I think we're going to come in. | |
| All right. | |
| Yo, Andrew, welcome, welcome. | |
| Hey, good to have you joining us here. | |
| Thanks, I'm sorry. | |
| Sorry to the audience that I'm late. | |
| I had some family business I had to attend. | |
| So I appreciate you letting me sneak back in the panel, though, a little bit better late than never, right? | |
| Yeah, well, thank you for making it, man. | |
| Hope everything worked out okay. | |
| So, Andrew, really quick, since you're just joining us now, you want to give us a quick introduction? | |
| Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson. | |
| I'm the host of The Crucible, the fastest-growing debate channel on the internet. | |
| I'm a political satirist, and I'm also a political analyst, and I also do political debates. | |
| I guess semi-professionally for a living at this point. | |
| So that's who I am. | |
| All right, good to have you joining us, Andrew. | |
| And I'm trying to think where we start off. | |
| I think the first point I wanted to start off is Cindy. | |
| So, Cindy, she's Christian. | |
| You're Christian, right, Cindy? | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Now, she claims on her previous appearance, you had a did you dress up too? | |
| Were you dressed up in the costume? | |
| No, it was just the tattoo, right? | |
| You had the fake tattoo. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, Andrew, Cindy had, and she frequently wears a cross, although not today. | |
| It was broken. | |
| Actually, let me check your Instagram really quick. | |
| But while I was making content, it broke apart. | |
| The what? | |
| I think you tell me. | |
| I don't know what God is. | |
| Sorry, Andrew, could you repeat the question? | |
| Yeah, what kind of content were you making? | |
| I was just making regular, you know, breakthrough content. | |
| Nick, could you pull up Cindy's Instagram really quick? | |
| And you also, last show, Andrew, she was trolling us. | |
| She got this like terrible fake black tattoo. | |
| It's cross. | |
| Yeah, you lasered it off in like two months. | |
| She had a giant cross. | |
| Actually, Nick, why don't you pull up that Instagram? | |
| I'm going to find that one for you. | |
| And you can. | |
| You got the Insta. | |
| We're also going to find. | |
| I'm going to find the actual episode so I can actually show you the. | |
| Hold on. | |
| It was. | |
| I think that was the first appearance with Bree. | |
| Was the one? | |
| Yeah, this is the one. | |
| I'm going to send it to you in the private chat. | |
| Okay, Nick. | |
| Just so Andrew can see it. | |
| First, we're going to look at her Instagram. | |
| Nick, if you can pull up her Instagram. | |
| So for those who don't know, Andrew is a. | |
| You bad girl. | |
| All right. | |
| Thanks to Liz. | |
| There he is. | |
| That's fine. | |
| It's fine there. | |
| So Andrew's an Orthodox Christian. | |
| Now, Cindy, you. | |
| What's Orthodox? | |
| Well, I'll let Andrew answer that. | |
| But in your Instagram, and it says God first. | |
| You frequently wear your profile picture, you have a cross on. | |
| You frequently wear a cross. | |
| And then just below it is a link to your website, which then goes off and links to your OnlyFans where you produce pornographic content. | |
| Andrew had some thoughts on this, both on the fact that you wear a cross, that you're linking to pornographic content in your bio, and just above it it says God first, and then the whole fake cross on your neck thing. | |
| Oh, really quick, actually. | |
| So there's three things there for you to react to, Andrew. | |
| Nick, could you pull up the video and just scrub to a point visible in the stream where you don't have to play it. | |
| We can just do a paused screen grab where it's like more so visible from Cindy. | |
| Probably during the intros or something. | |
| While we're waiting for that, guys, like the video for watching on YouTube, drop us a like and then twitch.tv/slash whatever if you're watching on Twitch, drop us a follow on Twitch. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, so it's a little hard to see here. | |
| There it goes. | |
| There's a So you got this terrible fake cross tattooed on your neck. | |
| Right on the throat. | |
| Yeah, right on the throat. | |
| Didn't you make some statements about like throat goat? | |
| I give good head. | |
| She gives good head. | |
| Very good. | |
| Do you give good head? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Do you give good head? | |
| Leki leki. | |
| Slofi talki. | |
| Oh, I thought you were trying to like insinuate like I essing the D. | |
| No, I don't do that at all. | |
| Oh, you know, you could head. | |
| You want the whole world to fill that? | |
| Yeah, I've said it multiple times on the show. | |
| There's better ways to make a girl come, to be honest. | |
| So you don't want to give head? | |
| No, I don't do it. | |
| But my, if, I mean, if we're getting into sexual conversation, yeah, I'm going to make my girl come before me and preferably multiple times, but I'm not doing, I'm not a fan of giving head. | |
| Cheers to that. | |
| Why? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| You're deflecting a little bit here, Cindy. | |
| I can get into that later. | |
| I think Andrew's curious to learn a bit more about the cross. | |
| Your thoughts? | |
| Yeah, so just to kind of dive in, what was the deal with the cross on the throat? | |
| Because I wore a cross necklace on my throat. | |
| And the fake tattoo. | |
| The black tattoo. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I wanted to get a cross tattoo. | |
| So I was like, you know, seeing what it would look like. | |
| I didn't like it, so I got rid of it. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I'm just trying to figure this out, right? | |
| I just joined, so just bear with me. | |
| I'm just trying to understand the mindset and this type of thing. | |
| So you do identify yourself as a Christian. | |
| That is correct, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I love God. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| And what kind of Christian? | |
| What denomination do you know? | |
| Just non-denominational, maybe? | |
| I love God. | |
| So no denomination. | |
| Like, you don't belong to an official church. | |
| What's your definition of denomination, Andrew? | |
| You belong to a certain sect of church. | |
| So, like, maybe you're a Calvinist or maybe you're a Baptist. | |
| Yeah, I actually was baptized at St. Baptist Church. | |
| You were baptized at St. Baptist Church? | |
| Yes. | |
| I was. | |
| St. Baptist. | |
| I have to, like, really go and like ask someone what church I got baptized. | |
| Is that like St. Baptist II? | |
| Perhaps St. Baptist III? | |
| No, St. Baptist. | |
| I'm not really familiar, like the first, second, third. | |
| Yeah, no, I understand. | |
| I can understand that. | |
| So I just have a quick question. | |
| I think I do remember the episode. | |
| So in this episode, Brian asked you, if I remember correctly, if God wanted you to do OnlyFans, then what would Satan want you to do? | |
| To stop doing OnlyFans. | |
| So do you think that Satan would want you to stop doing OnlyFans, that son of a bitch? | |
| Well, I think the original answer to the question was. | |
| I forgot exactly the framing of the question. | |
| I mean, that's fine, right? | |
| So, I mean, do you think, though, that Satan is the one who would want you to stop doing OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, she said originally God wants her to be doing OnlyFans, and Satan would be the one who wanted her to stop doing OnlyFans. | |
| Yeah, that's what she just said now. | |
| She just said the same thing. | |
| She said Satan would want her to stop doing OnlyFans. | |
| No, she... | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Yes, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm getting. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Wait, don't you? | |
| Brian, it's all good. | |
| Wait, Andrew. | |
| It's discombobulated today. | |
| It's been a hectic day. | |
| Wait, Andrew, are you able to tune up the light a little bit on your camera or is it too much? | |
| Yeah, I get tuned up a little bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Go ahead, Cindy. | |
| There you go. | |
| So, yeah, so you think that Satan would prefer that you gave up the old OnlyFans? | |
| Yes. | |
| He would tell me to stop. | |
| Yeah, why do you think he'd want you to stop? | |
| Because I love making. | |
| I love making sexual content. | |
| And money. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. | |
| So you think that God would, his preference would be that you continued to make sexual content on your OnlyFans. | |
| And in order to keep the devil away, right, the devil is the one who would have the preference that you stopped making the self-indulgent sexual content that you're making. | |
| I just want to make sure I got this clear. | |
| Yes. | |
| He wants me to do it. | |
| I hope that. | |
| God wants you to do it. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you have visions? | |
| Has God come to you in a dream and told you perhaps that only? | |
| I talk to him and he tells me, yes, keep doing what you do. | |
| Girl, it's great. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Real talk speaking, like people around us, I get that if you are a good, like, real Christian, that can be a part of your platform. | |
| But if it's a joke, it's like, it's a respect thing, you know? | |
| I've said my piece. | |
| I have respect. | |
| I'm not sure you're talking to God. | |
| Yeah, I'm just curious. | |
| How do you know you're talking to God? | |
| Right. | |
| Are you convicted by the foolish spirit? | |
| My relationship with God is different from your relationship because we're different people. | |
| Yeah, for different people. | |
| It's very valid. | |
| But it's like, it comes to the fact that it's like you still, it's a respect thing at the end of the day. | |
| And like, yeah, people's relationships with God are different, but seeing it in an overall look, you know how it comes across, you know? | |
| No, I don't. | |
| Do you, because earlier you were talking about how you would want like sex reserve for marriage, right? | |
| I think I realized. | |
| I did not say that. | |
| I did not know. | |
| Sorry, I thought we were clarifying at the beginning. | |
| Well, I was sex behind you. | |
| You don't mind if I just quickly finish my inquiry before we go over to the rest of the table. | |
| If you don't mind. | |
| Yeah, go for it. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| So does God want you to stick a dick in your mouth? | |
| Is that what God wants you to do? | |
| When you talk to God, does he say, gobble up that dick? | |
| Is that what he says? | |
| If it's like a guy that I like and I end up partaking sexual. | |
| Yeah, like the guy, my boyfriend, my husband. | |
| Did God tell you to do gangbangs? | |
| Mike Davis. | |
| Like privately. | |
| Hey, it's Mike Davis. | |
| God first put Mike Davis first. | |
| God may or may not love you, but with Mike Davis, you're going to win 100% of the time. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| I got to give a quick, I'll let you get back to it, Andrew, but I got to give a quick shout out. | |
| Quick shout out to Mike Davis. | |
| We haven't seen him in a while. | |
| Yo, MD, thank you. | |
| Good to see you in the chat, dude. | |
| I hope the Burger King restaurants are doing good for you, man, over there on the East Coast. | |
| Appreciate seeing you back on the show. | |
| You're a fucking legend, dude. | |
| And you're always welcome here at whatever. | |
| I wish. | |
| There he is. | |
| There's the fucking light. | |
| There he is. | |
| Can we have a night? | |
| Give me some food. | |
| Zoom in on that. | |
| Zoom in on this fucking legend's face. | |
| Remember, Cindy, look at that. | |
| That's not Mike. | |
| Oh, that's Mike. | |
| That's Mike. | |
| That's Mike Davis. | |
| He owns like over 100 Burger Kings on the East Coast. | |
| I'm out. | |
| Oh shit, you're, wait, you're trying to, Oh no, that's, Hey, yo, Mike, you got some prospects right there. | |
| You got a prospect. | |
| What about you? | |
| You like him? | |
| That's Unkh. | |
| Unc? | |
| No, but he's handsome though. | |
| What is Unc? | |
| Unc? | |
| He's given Uncle. | |
| But Mike, I mean, he can give me some free burgers. | |
| No, but is he only handsome because he owns like 100 chains? | |
| No. | |
| No, I have a free burger. | |
| He's a good looking guy. | |
| He's a good-looking guy. | |
| So, anyways, thank you, Mike Davis. | |
| Go ahead, Andrew, please. | |
| By the way, Mike, I just had Burger King this afternoon. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Keep up the good work. | |
| I have noticed that the onion rings are going downhill. | |
| I'm just letting you know. | |
| You probably know that, though, because you're a franchise owner. | |
| But anyway, so back to this. | |
| I just was curious: does God want you to engage in gangbangs? | |
| As he told you, when you were dreaming, for instance, and you had a conversation with God, did he say, Thou musteth, goeth and get gangbangeth? | |
| Did that conversation happen, do you think? | |
| No. | |
| No? | |
| Paul. | |
| So, out of the conversations where God tells you that you must have sex with strangers for money, how does that occur? | |
| Can you kind of like give us an overview of how God frames his you need to have sex with men for money conversations with you? | |
| I'd like to hear about it. | |
| What is your definition of making money with men? | |
| You have, I'm guessing that you have sexual intercourse with men for the purpose of collecting some type of cash, right? | |
| Right, right. | |
| Okay, so that would be my definition. | |
| You're right. | |
| So, what does God say? | |
| So, how does a conversation with God go? | |
| Can you give us a brief overview? | |
| Well, I don't like tell him anything about my sexual. | |
| I just tell him, like, that I'm blessed with a job that I have, and you know, I appreciate everything he's already given to me. | |
| But I thought you said God wants you to do this, and you've had conversations with him. | |
| Yeah, like with OnlyFans, especially, like, that's like my work. | |
| I have to continue to talk about that. | |
| Okay, so you've had conversations with God about your OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah, to prosper and attract abundance and growth with my business. | |
| Yes. | |
| So, just to make sure that I'm clear, when you speak to whoever this God is that you're speaking to, you don't ask. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| What's that? | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| Jesus Christ wants you to do OnlyFans work. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just so that we're clear? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, let me ask you this. | |
| And just out of curiosity. | |
| If a man offered you $100,000 to sell your soul on a piece of paper to him, would you do it? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, I thought that you might. | |
| I feel like you're going against your whole thing, then. | |
| That's literally going against. | |
| Oh, you're talking to God for me. | |
| I think that ever since I moved to LA, I've sold my soul. | |
| Oh, girl. | |
| So don't put God in whatever you're doing if you've sold your soul, you know? | |
| It's like a. | |
| Are you pushing with yourself? | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm finding peace with myself every day. | |
| Who do you think you sold your soul to? | |
| Ooh, baby, it's not God. | |
| To myself. | |
| You sold your soul to yourself. | |
| How much did you pay yourself for your own soul? | |
| Was it cheap? | |
| Or did you charge yourself a bunch of money? | |
| I've spent a lot of money on myself, yes. | |
| Yeah, so you charge yourself a lot of money for your own soul. | |
| So you sold your soul to you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got it. | |
| But if a man, you know, some like, I don't know, OnlyFans bum simp, offered up like $100,000 to you to sell your soul to him, you would do that, right? | |
| Yeah, why not? | |
| That's a. | |
| Now, what if as part of the contractual deal, he says your soul is actually going to Satan? | |
| Would you still do it? | |
| Girl, that's a real girl. | |
| Did he say $100,000? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're selling your whole existence for $100,000. | |
| $100,000? | |
| Andrew, yourself? | |
| What'd you say? | |
| Yeah, so my question was: what if an entailment of the contract, meaning inside of the contract he wrote, and by the way, I'm going to then barter your soul with the devil, would you still sign the contract for $100,000? | |
| Okay, how much are we talking about? | |
| $100,000. | |
| She wouldn't have to do it. | |
| I feel like it shouldn't be a question. | |
| How much is it, bro? | |
| How much is that? | |
| Hang on, I ain't got a lot of answers. | |
| How much is it? | |
| How much is it? | |
| Wait, how much is it? | |
| One person at a time. | |
| $100,000. | |
| That's not enough. | |
| Okay, $250,000. | |
| That's not enough. | |
| Okay, how much? | |
| More, like in the millions. | |
| So for $2 million, you'd sell your soul to the devil? | |
| No, not $2 million. | |
| Higher. | |
| How much? | |
| Just higher. | |
| $15 million? | |
| More. | |
| $30 million. | |
| More. | |
| Okay, $100 million. | |
| Final offer. | |
| More. | |
| A conversation in itself is showing that. | |
| I don't know how much more it is. | |
| So name me. | |
| I know that you're probably used to saying the word more when you're on camera, but I would still like it and would appreciate it if you would tell me what the actual number is. | |
| Are you talking to God right now? | |
| That's what I was thinking. | |
| I'm like. | |
| Poor making rich guy donated $200. | |
| Thank you for pushing back against Andrew. | |
| I would not be able to have so many side chicks on rotation if women like you didn't co-sign the lines that I tell them. | |
| You are helping us rich guys get laid. | |
| What was he talking to? | |
| Or about? | |
| I think this was like in the beginning. | |
| Oh, I'm talking about like I wouldn't pay for the date. | |
| You're good. | |
| Where'd Andrew go? | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| So he's telling you, like, at what price would you sell your soul to the devil? | |
| What price? | |
| Yeah. | |
| There's really like, because like the price is like endless. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| As long as the price is driving. | |
| Yeah, the price is really endless. | |
| So you would do it. | |
| I'll do it for the right price. | |
| That's all I could say to you. | |
| Yeah, that makes sense. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| So when you have your conversation with God later and thank him for all the prosperity of giving you money so that you can get plowed by random men on the internet, are you going to let him know that you also, for the right price, are willing to sell your soul to the devil? | |
| I just want to make sure that you're going to be able to do that. | |
| I would say maybe like 10 million a year. | |
| Oh, yeah, that makes sense. | |
| I could see that. | |
| She just said 15. | |
| I mean, I would say like there's probably bands which have sold their soul for less than 10 million a year. | |
| I mean, that seems like a reasonable price, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Actually, make it $12. | |
| So I want to make $1 million every month. | |
| I mean, it's the devil. | |
| The devil can afford $12 million a year for your soul, right? | |
| But the thing is, I got to ask, why would he give you a dime considering you already did that? | |
| Like, what do you have to negotiate with? | |
| My fans will buy it. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well, that makes sense. | |
| My subs would be going up. | |
| The resub is going crazy. | |
| Makes sense. | |
| All right, that's all I had. | |
| I just was curious. | |
| Why do you feel the need to bring God into like me saying, hey, like, I'm doing OnlyFans because God told me so. | |
| Why can't you just accept, like, hey, I wanted to do OnlyFans because I wanted to do OnlyFans? | |
| Why bring religion into this? | |
| Right. | |
| If you go so much. | |
| Honestly, it all started on the first podcast, but I believe in God. | |
| It's in my bio. | |
| It sells more probably than it. | |
| It has a lot of controversy with that topic, and I get a lot of hate and I love it. | |
| So it's like, I feel like at the end of the day, it's like, it's my religion. | |
| It's who I pray every day. | |
| So I feel like you can believe in it. | |
| That's who I worship. | |
| And like understand that they're like, if you believe it, there is a higher power and stuff. | |
| But so like obviously like, yeah, you like God. | |
| But I don't know if like making like the trade-off with the devil would like best like be in your interest for the fact that you enjoy God. | |
| Because it's like, yeah, you can choose to just not believe in God anymore. | |
| But if you're going to devote yourself to God, which is like what you're saying, then I don't know if like if like that's the best thing for like God looking down on you being like, oh, Cindy doesn't. | |
| Cindy thinks that there's other options now besides me. | |
| And she wants to get rid of me as an option. | |
| It's like dating. | |
| If like the point is. | |
| That's not what I think. | |
| What do you mean when you say you love God? | |
| I think of him every day. | |
| So you have a relationship. | |
| I have an actual relationship with him. | |
| That's wonderful. | |
| And I think of other people in my life, like family and friends. | |
| Okay. | |
| That I also evolve my life with him. | |
| And yeah. | |
| So you would equate it to like the way you love your mom or your dad or your, you know, your sibling or something like that? | |
| There's no greater love than that? | |
| I mean, like, that, like, clearly, like, it's different when it's like family and friends compared to God. | |
| But I would say I want to have that like relation that, you know, like I, when I first wake up in the morning, I think of him. | |
| And when I go to sleep at night, I think of him. | |
| And just continue growing that relationship like any other relationship that's in my life. | |
| Just like general revelation and speaking to him? | |
| Do you read the Bible? | |
| I used to have Bibles because I went to confirmation school. | |
| So you grew up like yeah, I had friends in like elementary school. | |
| That was at confirmation school at, just to be clear, St. Baptist Church, correct? | |
| St. Baptist. | |
| Yeah, St. Baptist. | |
| That's not Baptist. | |
| Yeah, St. Baptist. | |
| Okay. | |
| Confirmation typically would be Catholic, but it's, I mean, I'm sure you went to some sort of Sunday school. | |
| That totally makes sense. | |
| Yeah, I went to Catholic and learned. | |
| I try to learn about the history. | |
| And I made friends. | |
| I went to servings like the wine and the bread. | |
| The bread. | |
| So what do you do today in your present life that you would say that you serve God? | |
| Or what steps would you want to take to progress your bond with God? | |
| I would say that my family is also a believer of God, so that brings me pretty close, as close as it can be. | |
| Do they know that you do Olympians? | |
| Yes. | |
| How do they feel about that? | |
| They feel amazing that I'm doing something that I love. | |
| Wait, your family feels amazing that you're doing something that I love. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, do you love it? | |
| I love it. | |
| I do every day. | |
| So I have a strong passion. | |
| If you didn't make your parents religious? | |
| I just said that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| So when you tell your dad that you have sex with men for money, is he highly supportive or no? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he says, good job. | |
| Does he give you a nice pat on the head and say, go get stuff for that cash, girl? | |
| Is that what your highly religious father says? | |
| I'm just curious. | |
| I'm like, I'm just curious, honestly. | |
| I want to know. | |
| Does he say, good job, sweetheart? | |
| I'm glad you're taking a stranger's peen in order to make that money just as God intended. | |
| Did he say something like that to you? | |
| No, not exactly what you are trying to describe, he would say, but I would say he is supportive. | |
| Oh. | |
| Well, I got a question. | |
| You said that you love doing OnlyFans. | |
| Oh, you can do splitting. | |
| So you love doing OnlyFans? | |
| Right? | |
| I love it. | |
| But would you do it if you weren't making money? | |
| If I wasn't doing, if I wasn't making money on OnlyFans? | |
| Like, let's say, like, would you produce the kind of content that you're producing? | |
| Would you make it? | |
| Shoot it? | |
| Etc. | |
| For what? | |
| Well, like, for example, an artist, right? | |
| An artist could make minimal or no money, but they love painting or drawing, and they don't do it for money, right? | |
| So you said that you love doing OF. | |
| Do you love it? | |
| Like, would you do it if you weren't making money? | |
| Yes. | |
| Drop that in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Go on to the camera. | |
| I wasn't really making money in the beginning, like, before I started, like, OF. | |
| Like, I was just posting, like, hot pictures that it was. | |
| Like, that was, like, not. | |
| But I assume it was with the intention of one day it being profitable. | |
| Like, most content creators, they don't start out just making money. | |
| But they're doing it one, perhaps, you know, with the intention of it one day being profitable. | |
| Same with businesses. | |
| Businesses aren't immediately profitable. | |
| But you do it because one day it will be, or you hope it will be. | |
| You can make art profitable if you want it to be. | |
| Sure. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| But there's plenty of people who engage in things they love, for example, creating art without. | |
| Getting profit. | |
| Making money. | |
| Which I was doing before. | |
| So I would, yeah, definitely do it after. | |
| Okay, you wanted to. | |
| Yeah, no, just saying, like, understand that, again, I know, like, back in England, girls go through their slaggy stage, as they want to say. | |
| again like if you're going through that stage and you want to earn money like why not be on only fans like why not take advantage of again i was a big gamer back in the day when i was a bit uglier like Like, if someone told me to stream gaming and you're going to get paid, why not? | |
| If a girl loves having sex, if she's going to get paid, why not? | |
| If I've got paid taxes, which I do, why not? | |
| Why not? | |
| Well, let us get into this. | |
| Adam and Eve loved it. | |
| We know we're reproducing, so why not? | |
| It's a single thing. | |
| Yeah, well, let me ask you something. | |
| If somebody says that they follow Christian ethics in Jesus Christ, do you think that Jesus Christ would want them to be a prostitute? | |
| Can I just get a yes or no from you? | |
| From there? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| Porsports donated $200. | |
| Andrew, this vapid 304 just needs some truth in it and some nice talk. | |
| Maybe a female pastor and a nice new t-shirt. | |
| Or maybe she is going to hell until she understands her sins and repents. | |
| Leave Nala 2.0 alone. | |
| Now, back to where we were at here. | |
| I'm just asking you, if you don't mind. | |
| Of course not, is the answer, right? | |
| So the answer would be no. | |
| So you've given your own reason for why probably a person who expresses that they follow Jesus Christ probably should not do pornography, right? | |
| Isn't that just being a slave to your religion? | |
| You should be afraid of your relationship. | |
| But the thing is, even if she has done pornography, she's not going to be like Cindy Lennox. | |
| Hang on, relax, relax. | |
| As opposed to being a slave to your lust? | |
| Sorry? | |
| As opposed to being a slave to your lust or as opposed to being a slave for the material? | |
| I would say that it's actually the opposite of enslavement to reject materialism and dishonoring your own body for the purpose of material gain. | |
| Do you think that people who do that are honorable? | |
| Do you consider that to be an honorable profession? | |
| Again, I'm an atheist, but to me, God is money. | |
| So if you've got no money, you can't do nothing in this world. | |
| And if you want to make the money, why not? | |
| Why can't you do anything in this world without money? | |
| Because you'll be homeless. | |
| You won't eat. | |
| You won't drink. | |
| There ain't going to be some magic man. | |
| There ain't going to be a magic God going to feed me. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| I need to make money and I need to make it now. | |
| How much money do you need to make? | |
| I just need to make money. | |
| Yeah, but how much? | |
| It don't matter how much I need to make money. | |
| I need to pay bills. | |
| I need to look at it. | |
| Yeah, so what you're talking about is a distinction between the ends and means. | |
| So if you say that you need to have the means because the end is something noble, like having a family, having a house, having things for which you can provide for the people around you. | |
| You provide means. | |
| Yes, there's nothing. | |
| Hang on, let me finish. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Then yes, there's nothing evil about that. | |
| That is a means to a just end. | |
| But if you're just chasing money for the end itself, that would be evil. | |
| That would be an embrace of pure materialism and hedonism. | |
| Why would that be good? | |
| Why would that be the, that would be enslavement. | |
| You would be enslaving yourself to the material. | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| I'd rather be imperative. | |
| Definitely so. | |
| How would you not be a slave to the material if all you did was focus on money as an end in and of itself? | |
| That would be true enslavement. | |
| It's just not, though, is it? | |
| Yeah, no, it just is, though. | |
| Isn't it? | |
| It's just not. | |
| I like that. | |
| No, it just is, though. | |
| It just isn't, though, is not an argument, though. | |
| Just so you know. | |
| It's a bit boring, I'll be honest. | |
| But yeah, I'll let you carry on at this point. | |
| I just think that even if someone wants to get into prostitution, it's like it's not the end of the world. | |
| Like, they can still pray and think of God for them. | |
| Yeah, but don't connect everyone. | |
| Don't connect. | |
| It's not like the end of the world. | |
| You're making it sound like as soon as she watches pornography, it's like murder if they choose to, God will forgive her. | |
| She's a hurt or something. | |
| Like, she turns into dust as soon as she watches. | |
| That's not what he's saying. | |
| I feel like the problem is that you're connecting the act itself with God and you're trying to justify it when there's no justification at all. | |
| And we're not, no one's bashing you for the act, but it's the connection that you're trying to make and justify it when it doesn't make sense. | |
| You doing OF, there's like me personally, I see nothing wrong with it. | |
| I'm not agreeing with how you're using God's name to glorify something that, in God's definition, shouldn't be glorified at all. | |
| Your response, Cindy? | |
| So I don't agree with that because like what it's like to justify? | |
| Like you don't know. | |
| But what do you mean? | |
| It means to have a grounded foundation for a belief. | |
| That's what justification is, a grounded foundation for a belief. | |
| A thing which you appeal to for the grounding of the foundation of a belief. | |
| That's what justification is. | |
| Okay, so I enjoy my job. | |
| And if someone has an opinion on it, why should I care about their opinion? | |
| Can I chime in? | |
| Well, it's not actually a matter of you caring about their opinion. | |
| So you were asking, what is justification? | |
| Justification would be a grounding for belief, meaning something you would appeal to. | |
| In this case, you're just appealing to you. | |
| You say, because I want to do it, it's good. | |
| Because I want it, it's good. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's your whole appeal. | |
| Just appealing to you for you, right? | |
| Brian, that's all that matters. | |
| As long as you're happy, healthy, and you have loving people around you, that's all that matters. | |
| Why is your happiness the only thing that matters? | |
| Like, for instance, I guess. | |
| Why is the happiness the only thing that matters? | |
| Like, do you want me to be emo and sad and just like sit at home and like isolate myself? | |
| I'm a mother of a child. | |
| If you're a mother of a child, I could see where getting up at 2 o'clock in the morning to feed the child could make you unhappy. | |
| Okay, but that's your baby. | |
| You're a moral. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| So I guess you have higher duties than just your own fucking happiness, don't you? | |
| But what about accepted happiness? | |
| What's that? | |
| The people consume the content. | |
| It'll make them happy. | |
| Because she's not sending content. | |
| Okay, okay, but I need you to think about what you're saying here, right? | |
| But then I guess. | |
| It's possible. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I can answer to this. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Also, sends nudes to the partner or whoever else for free. | |
| So is that not wrong morally by God? | |
| Is it morally wrong for the guys that send dick pics in my DMs every single day? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It is, but no one's saying that it's not. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| We're actually accepting that it's a sin and that God wouldn't like it. | |
| So you're saying, yeah, yeah, so they're horrible and you're horrible. | |
| Both of you are horrible. | |
| Both of them are wealthy already. | |
| See what I mean? | |
| It's not an either or. | |
| It's not a bifurcation. | |
| They suck and you suck. | |
| Both. | |
| Both. | |
| It's both and. | |
| They're immoral bastards and you're immoral. | |
| He's right. | |
| It's not. | |
| It's not because they just want someone to talk to. | |
| And I'm here. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Dylan Lawley donated $200. | |
| Sorry, I'm late tonight. | |
| God forgives when you live in His Word. | |
| Degenerates like Yala, why Sodom and Gomorrah burned. | |
| God is love and wrath. | |
| Damn. | |
| I agree with what he said with the. | |
| No, I agree with what he said with the God forgive. | |
| God forgives when you live in His Word. | |
| You can use God forgives as your argument behind what you're doing, but with how you're living and the line you're leading, there's nothing like that, really. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| But like, how do you know the life that I live? | |
| You just told us. | |
| Because God tells you that being prostituted. | |
| I told you. | |
| God says be prostitute bad. | |
| So if God says being prostitute bad and then you do the thing God says is bad, that means you're doing a bad thing, which means you're bad. | |
| Shouldn't be voluntary. | |
| What if I want to be a bad girl? | |
| And don't put in a bad girl. | |
| That's fine. | |
| You can be a bad girl. | |
| Without prostitution. | |
| But let's not pretend that when you put a cross on your throat to garble a dick online in order to make it a little extra bad girlish, that you're following Jesus Christ, it's insane. | |
| I still follow him. | |
| I mean, it could be seen as offensive, like when people wear like the sexy nun costumes for Halloween. | |
| So that's like what we're trying to say is like when you put God into something that's like it becomes fetishized. | |
| And if you truly connected and you knew God's path and what he wanted his followers to be like, then you would know that what you're doing has no connection to him. | |
| But you can still believe in God. | |
| You can definitely still believe in God, but don't connect the act of what you're doing with God. | |
| And try to be okay to gain off of that and say that it's justifiable in his eyes when it clearly isn't. | |
| And you can make that your argument with your brand, but just know that it isn't right. | |
| We're going to read its own. | |
| We're going to read two chats and then we're going to move on to something else. | |
| We have Darren Jones. | |
| Cindy, I'm being sincere here. | |
| I want you to explain on the show how participating in OnlyFans is glorifying God. | |
| Do you want to give us a quick answer on that, Cindy? | |
| I love what I'm doing and I love talking to you people. | |
| So I'm going towards God's favor. | |
| It glorifies God because it makes me happy. | |
| Anybody who really connects with God will know that a relationship with God isn't always I, I, I. You have to give also. | |
| What are you giving in that? | |
| What is that relationship? | |
| Like, how can you explain that relationship with you and God? | |
| But it's, I'm happy. | |
| That's not a relationship. | |
| You have to surrender to him. | |
| You have to surrender to God for it to be happy. | |
| Well, I'm not. | |
| Okay, just I'm also making the other person happy. | |
| So it's like a win-win for God. | |
| Making the other person satisfied. | |
| That doesn't make them happy. | |
| It's something you enjoy. | |
| They are happy. | |
| You might be satisfied by now that they are. | |
| They will have a relationship. | |
| I mean, through talking to each other, and so that makes them happy. | |
| But got it. | |
| For like what? | |
| Like, when I send videos like, hi, good morning. | |
| I am a gibberish. | |
| That makes them happy. | |
| That's my favorite. | |
| I don't think you're going to be able to do that. | |
| Here we have one chat here. | |
| We have minus 100. | |
| Dude, I'm looking at Cindy's OF now, and I can't even find any nudity here. | |
| She's wearing lingerie, wet t-shirt here and there, but no nudity. | |
| Stop dunking on this pure soul of St. Baptist Church. | |
| Andrew likes that one. | |
| Thank you, minus underscore 100 for the $100 donation. | |
| Wait, we can't hear you laughing, Andrew. | |
| Oh, do you have to push to talk? | |
| Yeah, I just, well, I didn't want to interrupt the show. | |
| Oh, that's all good. | |
| Now, the great followers of St. Baptist Church, they see you as a true light. | |
| Don't cry. | |
| Now, I wanted to, because I think Andrew might find your guys' relationship dynamic pretty interesting. | |
| I mean, I think it's true, though. | |
| You should subscribe and you'll see. | |
| Nah, we're good. | |
| So, anyways, moving on. | |
| You'll see. | |
| What about girls who do OnlyFans but not expert? | |
| Do you still think that's wrong? | |
| Did you say not explicit? | |
| So like lingerie pictures, bikini pictures, conversations. | |
| Well, so the point is that you're moving towards sexual vice, right? | |
| And sexual sin. | |
| So, well, hang on. | |
| If you'll humor me, I'll answer the question. | |
| So just hang tight. | |
| I'll answer the question. | |
| I'll let you respond. | |
| So, yes, if you're selling sex or sexual provocation with intent to do this. | |
| So, in other words, there are men who could sexualize you absent your intent. | |
| There's nothing you can do about that. | |
| But if your intentionality is to sell sex in some way, then yeah, that would definitely go against Christian ethics for sure. | |
| That would be prostitution from the Christian standpoint. | |
| Well, even if there's no sexual intercourse on the page, yeah, that would be harlot behavior. | |
| So, we would consider those. | |
| We would consider those ladies of the night or prostitutes. | |
| In other words, if you sell sex for money, you, by our definition, would be prostitutes. | |
| It's not sex that you sell in. | |
| What are you selling? | |
| Like lingerie pictures, but that can argue models. | |
| So, is every Victoria Secret model and every Bo Avenues model? | |
| It's intent. | |
| Selling sex for money, yeah. | |
| I would say that they're all engaging in some form of prostitution, yeah. | |
| So, you think models are prostitutes? | |
| I think that women who sell pictures on purpose which are sexually provocative are engaging in prostitution, yes. | |
| But what if like it's just a girl with a bit cleavage out on Instagram? | |
| Is that still the same thing? | |
| Again, this is why intent matters. | |
| What is the intent? | |
| Is the intent, for instance, that she just has really big knockers and can't help that, you know, shirts don't fit her? | |
| That's an entirely different thing than, hey, look at my boobs, aren't they great? | |
| Send me money. | |
| That would be prostitution. | |
| So, what's the difference? | |
| What's the intent is for her to express herself? | |
| Cindy, stop, stop, stop. | |
| Wait, so like, what's your reaction here? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You seem to have a reaction to what he's saying. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Well, no, I don't have no reaction. | |
| No, I know. | |
| I thought there was something. | |
| Can you define prostitution? | |
| Yeah, the intent to sell your body in some way, in a sexual way, for money. | |
| It's getting checked for money. | |
| That's what prostitution is. | |
| Yeah, prove it. | |
| Why should I adhere to that standard definition other than you want me to? | |
| Wait, that's the definition. | |
| That's not right. | |
| It's wrong. | |
| It's wrong. | |
| What you're doing is a classic Mott and Bailey. | |
| And it's very low tier, in fact. | |
| You're trying to explain that there's some type of delineation between selling your vagina to be penetrated versus selling your vagina to not be penetrated, though the effect is the same. | |
| You're still selling sex for money. | |
| I feel like prostitution has like a big umbrella term, and a lot of people just try to make things seem as it's not. | |
| So, like, not everything is sex with like what you want to call prostitution. | |
| But okay, so let me ask you this: would you say, for instance, that being a stripper, would that be considered prostitution by your metric? | |
| No, no. | |
| No. | |
| Do strippers give lap dances? | |
| Yes. | |
| And as a result of the lap dances, do some men ejaculate? | |
| But then at the same time, hang on, I'm going to answer my question. | |
| It depends how good they are. | |
| I mean, I would assume. | |
| Yeah, do some men ejaculate based on the lap dances. | |
| Are they getting the lap dance because they don't want to get a hard on, or are they getting the lap dance because they do? | |
| Men can get a hard on from counting from 10 to 1. | |
| Yeah, but we have a distinction. | |
| It's intent. | |
| That's why we have an exciting dance. | |
| What if I was just counting down? | |
| Then is that me? | |
| Hang on, I'm going to explain. | |
| I'll explain it to you. | |
| I'll explain it to you. | |
| The distinction is intent. | |
| The stripper's job is to give the guy a stiffy. | |
| Their job is to make their pecker hard, right? | |
| That's their job. | |
| All the time. | |
| How you can consider that to not be prostitution is actually the better question because seemingly that is selling sexual favors for money. | |
| I don't know how it's not doing that. | |
| So is this the same with like male strippers, like thunder down under? | |
| Yes. | |
| I think you're choosing a harsher word. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It is sex work, but using the word prostitution feels different to people. | |
| Why should I care how they feel? | |
| That's a distinction with no merit. | |
| You should use this other word, Andrew, because it makes them feel bad when you call them what they are. | |
| That makes no sense to me. | |
| Andrews. | |
| A stripper is engaging in prostitution. | |
| Tell me how they're not. | |
| No, no, and I agree with you, but if we want people to change, we're not going to get that by using harsh words. | |
| We're going to get that. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| By tone policing. | |
| By tone policing, that's how we get them to change. | |
| I don't think it's just a problem. | |
| We need to. | |
| I don't think it's that we want them to change. | |
| I think it's more of like, why do you guys get defensive when someone just wants to know like a simple answer to a simple question that selling your body in any sort of form for money is in that gray area or like umbrella of prostitution? | |
| Because you can define it. | |
| And there is. | |
| It's not prostitution. | |
| I just don't see how it's. | |
| Prostitute is you go on vivastreet.com and you ring them. | |
| Maybe it's not the right thing. | |
| You say, I'm coming over. | |
| I want an hour's worth of money. | |
| Proprietors. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Here's the thing. | |
| I have the definition of prostitution in front of me. | |
| And the definition that I'm looking at has as an example too the selling of sexual favors for money. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you don't watch porn. | |
| How is it not a sexual favor to grind your vagina on a man's penis in order to make it hard? | |
| How's that not a sexual favor, sir? | |
| Because usually strippers, you can't touch them. | |
| In England, anyway, you can't touch them. | |
| Here's the thing. | |
| So wait, so you're saying that if you don't touch a prostitute, they only touch you, they're not prostitutes anymore? | |
| Well, it's eye candy. | |
| You go to strippers to look at sexy women. | |
| It's just like if you watched porn or watched ponytails. | |
| Do strippers grind their vagina externally over a man's penis? | |
| Do they do that? | |
| Not all of them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, they do that. | |
| Yeah, they do that. | |
| No, they all do that. | |
| I'm not aware of any strippers who do not do that. | |
| What strippers are you aware of that don't do that? | |
| Ones in leads. | |
| What's happening? | |
| I've been to strip clubs and I've got lap dancers before, but they've not actually touched anything with the vaginas. | |
| Yeah, what does that have to do with anything? | |
| Just because it doesn't make all of them, it doesn't make all of them prostitutes. | |
| Yes. | |
| It makes them all prostitutes. | |
| Yes. | |
| If you grind your vagina on a man's penis for money, you're engaging in a sexual favor and prostitution. | |
| Like, what do you want me to say? | |
| How do you get around that? | |
| Then, if people are sleeping with someone who's not their married partner, it's that them being a prostitute. | |
| No. | |
| But what if the broader skinny before? | |
| Wait, say that again? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| So say you took someone out for dinner. | |
| So hang on. | |
| So, real quick, just so you know, if we're going to have the exchange so that you understand, because I'm remotely calling in, when you talk into the mic and I'm talking at the same time, it cuts the audio a feed on my end. | |
| So what we're going to have to do is go one at a time, right? | |
| So you go first, and then I'll go and then you go, et cetera, et cetera, okay? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Have you ever watched porn? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you're also a slave to the industry. | |
| Oh, so if you've ever done anything, that means you're a slave to it. | |
| That doesn't make any sense. | |
| But you're consuming and then judging both of you. | |
| No, I have consumed. | |
| That doesn't mean that I did a good thing. | |
| That doesn't mean that I did a righteous thing. | |
| That doesn't mean I didn't. | |
| Do you masturbate after watching that? | |
| I'm not going to get into any of that. | |
| There's just implications which are there in the implications. | |
| Hang on, stop, stop. | |
| The implications are fine as they are. | |
| You can imply what you want from it, but the purpose of, and the point is, is that me having engaged in sin would not exempt you from being prostitutes. | |
| How would it exempt you from? | |
| Whores think they are not whores. | |
| Cold, hard facts do not care about your feelings. | |
| The wages of sin are eternal hell. | |
| So instead of being nice, let's try reality. | |
| Yogurt one. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Do you guys want to continue on that? | |
| Yeah, I want to continue if you don't mind. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So anyway, I'm sorry. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| The floor is yours. | |
| We were having the back and forth before the chat came in. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Oh, this is for you? | |
| You guys were having a good time. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I didn't catch your name because I came into the show later. | |
| You have a pink top. | |
| Sophia. | |
| Sophia. | |
| Basically, what we're saying is you're judging women for doing porn and being on the platform. | |
| Have you also had sexual encounters with normal women or had a wank over someone who's just them or fantasized about them? | |
| Because then you're saying, because someone's on a platform and you've had a wank over them, but then there's someone else who's not on a platform, but you've wanked to them with full clothes on, this, that, and the other. | |
| What's the difference if you're given someone... | |
| Yeah, I know, but technically this is the intent. | |
| What is the intent? | |
| Yeah, but there might not be intent on someone's part for a wank. | |
| It might just be because there's. | |
| There's no intent on a person's part if they're going to masturbate over a woman. | |
| They're not intending really. | |
| No, no, like the other way. | |
| They're not intending to do that. | |
| I just want to make sure we're playing. | |
| If you didn't watch that porn, you would have never had that visualization of that woman that you just jacked off to. | |
| So this would be first intent again, wouldn't it? | |
| Technically, you did participate in it by visualizing that woman naked. | |
| So intent. | |
| So you're talking about intent again? | |
| Yes, I agree. | |
| If you intend to jerk off over a woman, then you intended to do that. | |
| I agree. | |
| You're wrong for judging these women's. | |
| Confident enough to show their body. | |
| So, wait, for you to visualize and jock off to a cum rag. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, so just so I get this right, if I smoke, which I do, you can clearly see that I smoke these cigarettes here, then it's not okay for me to tell my children not to smoke. | |
| I just want to make sure I got that clear. | |
| Is that right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| That I smoke, so therefore I'm not allowed to tell my children not to smoke. | |
| Like, if they're three years old, should I just be like, and they go, hey, dad, can I try that? | |
| And I go, no, am I being a hypocrite? | |
| Am I being hypocritical by telling Junior not to have a Marlborough red and a beer at three years old? | |
| Am I being a hypocrite? | |
| Yeah, but that's legal edge. | |
| So that's some complicated. | |
| Three different. | |
| No, it's not legal age. | |
| Oh, the point is, yeah. | |
| No, no, that's 4%. | |
| Yeah, free. | |
| Yeah, so it's legal edge. | |
| So it's something else. | |
| No, free. | |
| You're getting confused. | |
| Free. | |
| He sent his three-year-old son. | |
| He sent his son. | |
| Three, not three-year-old. | |
| That's not legal age. | |
| What, three years old? | |
| Three years old? | |
| Yeah, that's what I'm saying. | |
| It's not legal age. | |
| No, I just said it was. | |
| I was like, okay, well, I'm not sure if you're a good person. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I just wanted to clarify that what you're engaging in is called a two-quay quo fallacy, which is you're essentially doing a. | |
| But what about you? | |
| What about you? | |
| Well, okay, yes, I'm awful and horrible in every chief of sinners right here in front of you. | |
| How that would exempt you from what it is that you're doing, though, I have no idea. | |
| Like, I don't understand that. | |
| It's not a great, it's not a great argument. | |
| So kind of back to this, back to this with you. | |
| I'm just saying, can you guys define how it would not be prostitution if a guy paid you money to grind on his penis in order to make it do stuff? | |
| How would that not be prostitution? | |
| That's not her intent. | |
| Some people like the art. | |
| That's very clearly her intent. | |
| Twerking is considered an art. | |
| Like, it's a dance form. | |
| Like, people enjoy shaking their big ass booty. | |
| Yeah, I get it, but the thing is, is that if you're twerking, if you're like some chick who's twerking and you're dancing with some guy or something like this, he's not paying you. | |
| There's no money which is being transacted. | |
| Some people like that. | |
| But if there's money, hang on, hang on, calm down. | |
| Let me finish. | |
| But if there's money being transacted, okay, then you would be engaging in prostitution. | |
| It'd be sexual favors for money. | |
| So Shakira's backup dancers who twerk and they're getting paid to twerk. | |
| Are they then prostitutes? | |
| They're not twerking on someone. | |
| They're just dancing. | |
| Their intention is to dance. | |
| Oh, also, it could get people hogged. | |
| I mean, their intentions are dancing at the back of dance. | |
| But they're not dancing to get people hard. | |
| And also, I get hard. | |
| That's their dance. | |
| Yeah, but there are girls that go to clubs not intentionally to get them hard, but they just like dance to Jamaica. | |
| There's literally clubs. | |
| That's all they're dancing. | |
| And you guys. | |
| But they're still getting money. | |
| Like guys. | |
| Yeah, it's like ocean baby. | |
| Guys who have money, they also like to go to clubs and just throw ones, throw ones down. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Andrew, I know that because they think, because they think the women there are a bunch of hugs. | |
| Literally. | |
| That's what they think. | |
| They think that they're going to spend money on a prostitute. | |
| That's what they think. | |
| That's why they're in clubs throwing that money at these girls is because they think the girls have a price, like you do. | |
| There's a fine line when people go, it's about the attention. | |
| If you go with an intention of just going in and having fun and dancing and shaking ass, then that doesn't fall into that gray area of showing your body for money. | |
| If you go into a club and you are like a go-go dancer or there specifically to make money by shaking ass, whatever, showing lingerie, like it's not that hard. | |
| It's common sense to know that that is. | |
| Let me shift gears here a little bit. | |
| But it's okay, so I think it'd be interesting to hear because I mean, you and Andrew have had quite a bit of back and forth. | |
| So can you just kind of reintroduce? | |
| Can you both reintroduce yourselves? | |
| Because I think you'd like to hear that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Go ahead, Sophia. | |
| Or I'll say it for myself, sir. | |
| Yeah, no, so we're both young and we're in an open relationship. | |
| So I don't believe in God. | |
| I will clarify that. | |
| I've always said that I would never be a slave to a religion. | |
| I believe God is money, and without money, I am doomed. | |
| So you can believe in God on all you want, but if you've got no money, God ain't going to feed you. | |
| God ain't going to clothe you. | |
| God ain't going to be there for you. | |
| You can pray as much as you want, but God isn't going to help you. | |
| I need to make money. | |
| If I have to do what I've got to do to make money, I will do it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Before, wait, Andrew, before you get into that, let me allow them to. | |
| I'm not going to get into it. | |
| I was just saying. | |
| Let me introduce it a little bit more. | |
| And then Sophia, you said that you were, I'm sorry, I forgot the term. | |
| How did you introduce yourself? | |
| I'm known as a big slog. | |
| What's that? | |
| A haul. | |
| A bike. | |
| A what? | |
| A strumpet. | |
| Man, these comments are. | |
| Oh. | |
| A strumpet. | |
| So she does, you do OnlyFans, correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just want to make sure I get the terminology correct. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What did you call yourself? | |
| Slag. | |
| A slag. | |
| Slag. | |
| S-L-A-G. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Okay. | |
| Is that, I mean, obviously I detect the accent. | |
| Where are you guys from? | |
| Manchester. | |
| England. | |
| Oh, England. | |
| Okay. | |
| So in England, slag, if you were to convert it over to my low-level, low-tier Americanese, how would you translate slag? | |
| A hole? | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Because this is the reason why, because I please many men with pictures of my body. | |
| And apparently that is redeemed to be a bad act again. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Let me get a couple other things out here. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you do OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you guys are in an open relationship. | |
| You guys have been dating for three months and you guys do content together. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| You do content together and you're in a poly open relationship where you're seeing, you're dating other men romantically and you're dating other women romantically. | |
| No, no, it's just sexual. | |
| Sexually open. | |
| Oh, for the content. | |
| Sexually open for the content, yes. | |
| So you're not romantically, but sexually you do see other people. | |
| Yes, sexually. | |
| And you will sleep with them together. | |
| Yes, and I will marry Sophia one day. | |
| You're going to marry her. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you guys are going to get married. | |
| You've been dating for three months. | |
| You guys produce OnlyFans content. | |
| Only when I can't. | |
| What's up? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, I said. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| I'm lying. | |
| I try not to talk past anybody. | |
| My bad. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So, if I'm trying to recall correctly, you guys are in a relationship yourselves, like a romantic relationship between each other. | |
| Yeah, openly we sleep with other people as well. | |
| But romantically, we're together, yes. | |
| Okay, so you consider her your girlfriend, but you don't consider other girls your girlfriend. | |
| You just consider other girls girls that you sleep with. | |
| Yes. | |
| Sex talk. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just wanted to make sure. | |
| So you are a cuck. | |
| The final cuck, please. | |
| A cuck is a person who purposely allows their women to get fucked by other men. | |
| For money, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I mean, wait. | |
| You wouldn't let her sleep with other men if they weren't paying her? | |
| No, they're not paying her. | |
| Let's get that right. | |
| We make content. | |
| We get paid for content. | |
| So, yes, we involve other people because it makes more money. | |
| And again, that's why I allow it again romantically. | |
| Yes, when we're 30 years old with a child and we slow down with all the money we've got in the bank, we can live happily ever after. | |
| So, yes. | |
| So, you do let other men fuck your woman on purpose. | |
| Yeah, she lets me fuck other women. | |
| Sure, sure. | |
| I understand that. | |
| But you would be a cuck, correct? | |
| I just don't like that saying, but we do it for you. | |
| I mean, I'm sure you don't, but I mean, that's what a cuck is: is somebody who lets another man purposely fuck their woman, right? | |
| That's a cuck. | |
| Yeah, if I'm a cuck, I'm a cuck. | |
| Yeah, well, I don't think Andrew's trying to insult you. | |
| I think he's just trying to clarify it. | |
| Again, it's what it is, isn't it? | |
| Again, we're young. | |
| We're probably in a better position than you was when you were 23. | |
| Again, no friend shade, but I just don't feel like being a slave to a religion is going to get you anyway in life. | |
| It's good praying, it's good doing your thing, but I just want to live life out of money. | |
| Yeah, I mean, it's way better to let people fuck your old lady. | |
| All self-respecting men do that. | |
| Yeah, but sex is just sex. | |
| Again, I think it's like you take. | |
| Money is just money. | |
| Yeah, yeah, but money gets you placed. | |
| Money gets you places, sex. | |
| Where does money get you? | |
| Money pops. | |
| Does it get you to a place where other men fuck your old lady? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Is that where it gets you? | |
| Yeah, yeah, it takes me on flights. | |
| It takes me to buy a house. | |
| It takes me to buy a car. | |
| It takes me to buy the jewelry I've got on. | |
| It takes me to buy the clothes I've got on. | |
| So if I believe in God, I'm poor. | |
| That's really expensive money to allow the person that you're in love with to get dishonored by other men. | |
| We enjoy it. | |
| You enjoy? | |
| Okay, so now we're at a different level. | |
| So you enjoy the fact that your old lady gets fucked by other people? | |
| I enjoy sex. | |
| She enjoys sex. | |
| Other people enjoy sex. | |
| So why not? | |
| Let's just have fun. | |
| Yeah, so do you enjoy the fact that she's getting humped by other men? | |
| I don't enjoy it. | |
| We just do it. | |
| We get on with it. | |
| We have fun. | |
| Yeah, I enjoy it. | |
| Yeah, I do enjoy it because it's. | |
| You do enjoy it. | |
| Yeah, I enjoy it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you ever watch it? | |
| Do you ever go, do you ever watch other dudes plow your chick, dude? | |
| I don't watch the videos, but in the action, I'm watching, yeah, it's quite horny, to be honest. | |
| So you get off to it? | |
| Well, it's horny, yeah. | |
| In the act, yeah, if I'm sleeping with someone else and she's sleeping with someone else, and yeah, it's just horny. | |
| It sounds like you're the slave. | |
| Sounds like I'm free and you're the slave. | |
| You know what I never have to worry about? | |
| I never have to worry about another dude fucking my old lady at my behest because I'm not a slave to my lust. | |
| And I never have to worry about the fact that I can make an honorable buck because I'm not a slave to the money either. | |
| It sounds like you're the slave. | |
| It sounds like I'm the one who's free. | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| Again, I was a slave when I'd done my demolition. | |
| I was getting up at stupid o'clock, getting paid stupid, like bad money. | |
| And then, yeah, now I'm living life, doing social media full-time. | |
| I do content full-time. | |
| I've got a beautiful woman by my side that I'm going to marry and have kids with one day. | |
| And yeah, if we enjoy sex, why not? | |
| Well, what's the big deal? | |
| Sexy sex. | |
| Adam and Eve had sex, so what's the big deal? | |
| Well, I didn't say that sex is the big deal. | |
| The big deal is whether or not you have what is considered virtue and honor. | |
| Other men. | |
| Who cares about honor in 10 years' time? | |
| Well, I'm going to explain it to you if you want the answer. | |
| Yes, Karen. | |
| Other men are always going to see you as a cuck. | |
| They're going to see you as less than a man. | |
| And the reason they're going to see you as less than a man is because you purposely allow other men to bone your chick. | |
| So, because they consider this to be low virtue, they're always going to consider you to be lesser than them, no matter how poor they are. | |
| The poorest man on this planet is always going to consider himself rich. | |
| Donated $200. | |
| Andrew is the perfect example of modern Christians cherry-picking what he follows of God's word based on his own opinions, treats everyone he disagrees with awful berates, belittles, insults. | |
| I haven't belittled anybody. | |
| In fact, we've just been arguing our various points. | |
| There's no belittlement. | |
| Right now, we're engaged in what's called an argument. | |
| So I'm explaining to you that the poorest man on planet Earth who has a virtuous wife who is loyal to him is always going to consider himself richer than any amount of money that you give yourself based on the fact that you let other men bone your chick. | |
| You understand that, right? | |
| Yeah, but again, you sound poorer. | |
| But again, if I'm making money and we enjoy it, what is the problem? | |
| I don't care what anyone thinks. | |
| I'll get different from the daily. | |
| Well, the problem is. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| So, I mean, if you don't care about virtue, if you are a slave to your own sin, your own vice, then you're in what's called pre-lest. | |
| And the thing is, is that shaking you out of pre-lest is next to impossible. | |
| You have now told me multiple times the thing which you value in life, the only thing which you value, is money. | |
| Yes. | |
| God's not going to feed you. | |
| He's not going to clothe you. | |
| He's not going to take care of you. | |
| Though there's almost every other thing on planet Earth you could do to make money. | |
| You took the easy path to make money and you shared the one thing that men never share, which is their woman, in order to do it. | |
| That's why all men everywhere will always consider you lesser than they are. | |
| Worse than you than they are. | |
| Are you married? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was your wife a virgin when you met her? | |
| Nope. | |
| No, so she's probably been shagged by a lot of dudes. | |
| So what's the difference? | |
| She hasn't been shagged by a lot of dudes. | |
| How many dudes has she shagged before you? | |
| Well, we have five kids, and the thing is, is that she's shagged less people than she has kids. | |
| And on top of that, let me ask you a question. | |
| If every single person that your chick slept with got her pregnant, how many kids would you have? | |
| You do realize most women lie about the body counts, so that your wife probably has banged quite a few more people than what. | |
| No, she hasn't. | |
| So yeah, you guys know that. | |
| Here's the question. | |
| The question is: how many kids would you have if every time you banged a new dude you got pregnant? | |
| How many kids would you have? | |
| We wear rubbers, so that we wouldn't. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| That's not. | |
| You understand what a hypothetical is? | |
| If it were true that. | |
| So if it were true that every time you slept with a dude, you got pregnant, how many kids would you have? | |
| We don't keep count. | |
| We just. | |
| So what? | |
| I mean, would that studio be a nursery right now? | |
| Would it require five or six full-time care workers to take care of all the kids that were in there? | |
| Is that how many kids you would have? | |
| How's this relevant? | |
| May I ask? | |
| What's that? | |
| How's this relevant? | |
| You're going on about nursery. | |
| Well, it is relevant. | |
| Imagine these babies. | |
| You're trying to make an accusation that somehow, because my wife was not a virgin when I married her, it's credible to me allowing other men to fuck my wife. | |
| And clearly, it's not. | |
| Clearly, there's a distinction in virtue. | |
| Yeah, but your wife's been fucked. | |
| So, okay. | |
| Again, without being crude, I do have respect for you, but your wife has been fucked before you. | |
| So why does it matter? | |
| Yeah, so what? | |
| What is it? | |
| So what she sleeps with other people. | |
| Do I go and let other men fuck my wife on purpose? | |
| No. | |
| You might do that. | |
| You might get it out of your mouth. | |
| You let other men stick their junk in your chick's mouth and then you kiss her the next day, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She loves it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I love it. | |
| And you think that that's equatable to the fact that my wife wasn't a virgin when we got married? | |
| I wasn't a virgin either. | |
| Yeah. | |
| See, so I don't get yourself. | |
| Oh, it's the same. | |
| It's just like letting other random strangers plow your chick. | |
| It's the same. | |
| Again, I'm a Gen Z and you're old-fashioned. | |
| Again, I've probably made more money than you was when you're in the middle of the day. | |
| Oh, yeah, it's real old-fashioned to not let other men stuff your chick. | |
| What an old-fashioned, scotchy old man I really am. | |
| That was an old-fashioned, stodgy son of a bitch. | |
| Who cares in 10 years? | |
| Why don't you let other dudes stuff my chick? | |
| Who cares in 10 years? | |
| No, I'm a real fuddy duddy. | |
| I'm a real fuddy duddy. | |
| Again, going back, who cares in 10 years when it's all forgotten about and we're living a happy life in our lovely mansion? | |
| It ain't going to be forgotten about. | |
| No one's ever going to forget that you're a cuck. | |
| You came on one of the largest IRL podcasts on planet Earth and told the world you're a cuck. | |
| No one's ever going to forget that, bro. | |
| I love it. | |
| Subscribe to Cisabella. | |
| When your kids, if you ever have them get old, they're going to come back and they're going to be like, little Johnny's going to be in the schoolyard. | |
| And as soon as you walk over, kid's going to walk over. | |
| He's going to be like, look, your dad's a fucking cuck, Johnny. | |
| And you're going to be like, yeah, that's true. | |
| I did allow other men on purpose to fuck your mother, Johnny, but that's because I'm a real man. | |
| Little Johnny. | |
| Little Johnny began private school and wouldn't have to worry about money. | |
| Let's get rid of Johnny's school. | |
| Listen, you think that private school's going to stop little Johnny? | |
| Private school, right? | |
| Well, I'll go. | |
| If you allowed other men on purpose to fuck his mom, no, he's going to know, bro. | |
| Your kid ain't going to be nearly as stupid as you think. | |
| They know. | |
| That's fine. | |
| And I will tell little Johnny because the money we've got and the lovely things we've got and a lavish life here will have. | |
| That yes, it did happen. | |
| We live life. | |
| And again, we have different morals to granddads and grandmas, you know, because again, I know you have a different perspective on life and you're a slave to your religion, but it is what it is. | |
| You're a slave to money. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| We're all slaves to money. | |
| Do you have a job? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes, you're a slave to money like me. | |
| That's a slave? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Having a job? | |
| Yeah, of course it is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I have a job. | |
| Shacking. | |
| So wait, so wait, I just want you to, just so that we're clear, look directly in that camera and tell 100 million men that they're slaves because they don't let other men fuck their chick for money and instead they have jobs. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Yes, if you want a good lifestyle and you don't let other people fuck your missus, you're missing out. | |
| And you're a slave. | |
| You're missing out. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, you're missing out. | |
| If you have one of those stupid jobs where you're supporting your family and you're not letting Chad fuck your chick for cash, you're missing out, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I want to give credit to Bevo. | |
| Do you prefer Brandon or Bevo? | |
| We're on the thing, yeah. | |
| You're being a good sport, Andrew. | |
| Andrew's coming back to a bit. | |
| I'm fair with it. | |
| This is an excuse. | |
| You're being a good sport. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| When you first come on, I was bored with all this God talk, and this and again to everyone here. | |
| Yeah, we need this kind of thing. | |
| I respect your religion. | |
| I get it. | |
| But personally, all I care about is money, living life, and making money for my children and my mother and my family. | |
| And my wife to be Sophia. | |
| So I couldn't give a fly-in toss about God. | |
| Anyway, I could name them all, but yeah, I don't care, person. | |
| That's just me. | |
| Wait, question. | |
| Did you grow up religious or not religious? | |
| East End household. | |
| No, atheists. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, one question for you. | |
| I mean, would it be private? | |
| For both of your parents in your life by chance? | |
| So, yes, my no, well, so my no, no, there wasn't, I'll be honest. | |
| So my mum and dad fell out when I was about three, four years old. | |
| And then I had my stepfather that got married to my mum pretty quickly. | |
| And yeah, he's been there ever since. | |
| So I've had a dad all the time. | |
| Again, I see my dad, but yeah, I've had my stepfather is, I called him dad as well because he's been there all the time. | |
| And yeah, they're been in a happy marriage of 18 years. | |
| Look, there's nothing wrong. | |
| Nothing wrong with that. | |
| I'm not knocking you having a strong male role model in your life. | |
| What does your stepdad think about other dudes plowing your chick, though? | |
| What does he say about that? | |
| Again, he hasn't really said much, but if I showed him my bank balance, he'd be like, go on, son. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, definitely. | |
| It's a different life than you. | |
| Would you tell your kid to let other dudes plow his chick for money? | |
| If you enjoy it and you're earning money, why not? | |
| Again, we're different. | |
| How old are you, may I ask? | |
| Again, I'm not being disrespectful. | |
| I'm 40. | |
| You're 40, so my dad's here. | |
| My dad's a little bit older than you. | |
| It's a different life with it because what my dad said, he's like, I'm very jealous of the money you make because back in his day, he didn't have access to social media, OnlyFans. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| And he even told me, do it, son. | |
| Why not? | |
| You're making the money, you're enjoying life. | |
| Why not? | |
| And again, in 10 years' time, when I settle down with the love of my life to the left of me and have children and I've got all the money in the world, happy days. | |
| Why not? | |
| Who gives a f? | |
| Who cares? | |
| Who cares? | |
| And God ain't going to be there to save me. | |
| God, whatever. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Money's God to me. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | |
| Money's God to you. | |
| And you're a slave to that God. | |
| If you're a slave to yourself. | |
| Whereas my God, no, my God gave me free will. | |
| In fact, my God rejects slavery. | |
| That is part of the religion, that it must be something which you come to on your own. | |
| I am the opposite of a slave. | |
| You, on the other hand, are completely and totally enslaved to materialism to the point where you can't see the objectively valuable thing in front of you. | |
| Listen, the objectively valuable thing which is right next to you is your woman. | |
| That is the most objectively valuable thing you'll ever have, and you sell her to other men for money. | |
| No, she enjoys it. | |
| I enjoy it. | |
| Why not? | |
| Because do you have no sense of pride or dignity? | |
| Pride. | |
| Any sense of virtue at all? | |
| Do you have any self-respect? | |
| Self-respect? | |
| Yeah, of course you do. | |
| And there's boundaries. | |
| Of course, there's boundaries. | |
| But again, we live life. | |
| We're young. | |
| What are the boundaries? | |
| You can only suck a guy's dick on Tuesday. | |
| Like, what are the boundaries here? | |
| Friday, Friday. | |
| Friday, yeah. | |
| Wait, I got. | |
| Go on, Louise. | |
| I got a quick question for you. | |
| Like, just curious, I mean, if you could have her start sleeping with other men, like, would you prefer that over the current status quo? | |
| Like, if you're like, and you could keep it open on your end. | |
| No, no, no, of course not, because it goes both ways. | |
| How do you do that? | |
| You'd want to both build. | |
| No, no, of course, because I have respect for women. | |
| Like, if I can't do something, she can't do it. | |
| If she can do something, I can do it, you know? | |
| So I'm not going to say, yeah, I can sleep with all these birds and you can't sleep with all these men because it's unfair. | |
| So, no, well, so she was down for that, though. | |
| She's like, babe, I don't want to sleep with any other guys, but you can keep sleeping with Christmas. | |
| I would be respectful. | |
| So you would just close it off. | |
| Yeah, I'd close it off. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| So I have respect, and you might not think I haven't, but I have. | |
| And again, if it's making money and we're having fun, why not? | |
| Listen, you're one life. | |
| Why are you stressing about God? | |
| Come on, that's just how I act. | |
| Well, I'm not. | |
| Listen, I'm not stressing about God. | |
| I understand that you are a virtuous, pre-lessed-filled individual. | |
| I don't care, right? | |
| Ultimately, I'm on the show, though, to talk specifically about the paradigm of worldview. | |
| Grid one motorsports donated $200. | |
| If a man called me a bug, his teeth would look worse that deli me. | |
| I would be working in the BK for Mike Davis before I let man bang my wife. | |
| No man will ever be able to ask me how his dyke takes. | |
| Well, so this is the thing, right? | |
| It's like, I can't read it. | |
| This is what we were alluding to earlier. | |
| What I'm saying to you is that my job here is specifically to push back against worldviews. | |
| I have a worldview. | |
| You have a worldview. | |
| That's what I'm here to do: push back on that. | |
| You yourself, being a cuck who lets other dudes stuff your wife on purpose, I'm not here to come in. | |
| Dylan Lolly donated $200. | |
| The revaluationary war losers go like this. | |
| Cut, cut, cook, cut, cut, cut, cuck, cut, cut, cuck, cut, cut, cook, all I hear is money, money, money, That's all I hear is money. | |
| So, whatever. | |
| Right, because you're a slave to money. | |
| How can you not say that you're a slave to money? | |
| It's the only thing you value. | |
| You value money over the virtue of your own woman. | |
| We have just been enslaved to money. | |
| Say that again, sorry. | |
| How are you not enslaved to money if you value it over the virtue of your own woman? | |
| Listen, if you have a 9 till 5, I'm not disrespecting, but I am financially free. | |
| I can buy what I want. | |
| I can do what I want. | |
| When I was working a job for probably conversion to dollars per year, about $600 a week, I was spent 12 hours a day working. | |
| I would go home, have a shower, eat my dinner, go to bed, go back to work six days a week. | |
| That is a slave to someone else, your boss. | |
| That is a slave. | |
| That's not enslavement. | |
| It's a slavery. | |
| It's slave. | |
| No, it's not enslavement. | |
| Offering added value and service to the world, which makes it a better place, the opposite of enslavement. | |
| You working a job, providing goods and services to other individuals is something which is highly valuable. | |
| I would value that. | |
| Chris connected $200. | |
| Andrew, he doesn't let her bang other men. | |
| She obviously wears the pants and wants this, and he has to agree with it. | |
| Stop pretending like he has a choice. | |
| He is weak. | |
| He can't defend himself. | |
| I love that word. | |
| I love it. | |
| But anyway, so back to this. | |
| There's a lot of value which is being added here. | |
| If you have a job, you're providing goods and services that people need, right? | |
| They need those services. | |
| That's important. | |
| I know I need money. | |
| Hang on. | |
| You strip all the value off. | |
| Your money, the money that you earn is cheap. | |
| It's cheap money. | |
| It's cheap money and it's valueless. | |
| You worship it. | |
| And instead, you give the most, the thing that you should value the most, which is your wife. | |
| You give her away as a whore to other men. | |
| She's just not. | |
| And you say, me being a cuck and making money, that's the most important thing. | |
| How could a man ever respect somebody who has no virtue like that? | |
| How could they do that? | |
| Again, we're young. | |
| We're making money. | |
| We're living life. | |
| And again, when I'm 30 years old and I want to have children and I want to relax it a bit. | |
| Again, I'll still do social media, but I won't be as open as we are. | |
| We're living cushy. | |
| Do what we want when we want. | |
| And yeah, we settle down then. | |
| But who cares? | |
| Sex is great. | |
| Money's great. | |
| Filming it's great. | |
| Why not? | |
| Andrew. | |
| So what happens when you're 40? | |
| I'll be living in my mansion with a nice Ferrari on the drive with my beautiful kids and my beautiful wife. | |
| I just want to let you know, here's a good piece of wisdom for you that you'll ignore, but I'll give it to you anyway. | |
| When people get cheap money, they spend money cheaply. | |
| And what ends up happening is it cheapens them and they end up with no money and they end up without any of the things which they thought the cheap money was going to bring them. | |
| They never end up with those things. | |
| Money, which comes easy go or easy come, it's also easy go. | |
| That's why you have what's called the lottery curse. | |
| The lottery curse is most people who win the lottery end up broke within just a few years. | |
| And the reason is, is because the money came cheap. | |
| Money came cheap. | |
| And so it's easy out the window. | |
| You'll never value it nearly as much as you would value the virtue of your woman, but you gave that away. | |
| That's not true. | |
| I would say like if you have like healthy relationship with your money, your financial is most definitely going to grow. | |
| Just depends on how you invest in yourself. | |
| If you keep spending, if you spend more time spending, then you lose more money. | |
| But if you work. | |
| Most sex workers end up broke. | |
| Most sex workers end up broke. | |
| Most lottery winners end up broke. | |
| They almost always. | |
| Are you a sex worker? | |
| If you're not, then if you're not a sex worker, then you shouldn't have to do that. | |
| Yeah, if you're not a sex worker or anything like that or have done anything, can I screw in a light bulb if I'm not an electrician? | |
| That has nothing to compare to sex workers. | |
| That's the same logic. | |
| That's not the same logic. | |
| That's not the same logic. | |
| Yeah, it is. | |
| It's the same logic. | |
| The logic is you can't comment on the thing if you're not the thing. | |
| I can't comment on prostitution if I'm not a prostitute. | |
| I can't screw in a light ball because a light ball is so much different. | |
| You can put on a light ball in two seconds. | |
| Being like as a content creator full-time, you do that day in, day out like a job. | |
| Like how you attend this podcast is different. | |
| So you have no idea. | |
| You will never know. | |
| You will never know until you put yourself in someone's shoes. | |
| I just want to make sure I got this clear. | |
| So your opinion does not matter at the end of the day. | |
| We will never take advice from you because you're not a sex worker. | |
| If you're a sex worker, then we would take advice from you. | |
| Okay, do you vote? | |
| Yeah, I vote. | |
| Yeah, I don't understand. | |
| Why do you vote? | |
| You're not a politician. | |
| You'll never understand. | |
| Because I want to choose who to govern the country that I live in. | |
| So wait, wait a second. | |
| So you can have a say, even though you're not a politician. | |
| That's really weird. | |
| It's more expected of people who fought for the decision for that certain thing, but no one's fought for you to have a decision on sex work. | |
| Yeah, they've been fighting about it for the last hundred years. | |
| They've been fighting about the decision on sex work. | |
| How? | |
| Well, I mean, feminism is part of sexual liberation. | |
| Sexual liberation is the promotion also of sex work. | |
| Yeah, but that is a political, it's a political agenda. | |
| There's not been wars over sex work. | |
| There's been wars over voting. | |
| That's the difference. | |
| Oh, yeah, where? | |
| Where has there ever been a war over voting? | |
| No, someone died over voting. | |
| You don't know, right? | |
| You just made it up. | |
| No, no, I learned it. | |
| I just think so. | |
| It just sounded good. | |
| So you just said it, right? | |
| There's wars over religion. | |
| I won't get into it, but there's wars over religion, which is a lot of people. | |
| Yeah, there's also war over religion. | |
| Have you ever heard of communism? | |
| That's an atheistic, that's an atheistic mode of governance. | |
| And what they did was kill all the religious, just so you know. | |
| So you act like religion is the only way in which there's going to be war. | |
| We have these massive atheistic armies like the communists had, and what they did was put all the religious to the sword. | |
| So it's not like your guys' hands are clean. | |
| Most wars are based on religion. | |
| I won't say, again, we're not clean. | |
| No, I wouldn't say most wars are based on religion. | |
| I'd say most of them are based on resources, but that's just me. | |
| Let's move things on a little bit. | |
| That was good. | |
| We'll hear a bit more from some of the other panelists. | |
| That was a good exchange. | |
| You guys got a little. | |
| It was a good one. | |
| It was good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me read a few chats, then we'll get back into some of the topics. | |
| Can I just say, though, to the cuck. | |
| Hey, I do appreciate God. | |
| Be nice. | |
| Be nice, Andrew. | |
| I'm not being mean. | |
| I don't remember his name. | |
| I don't know if I caught it. | |
| What's your name? | |
| What is your name? | |
| What's your name, Godlover? | |
| Andrew. | |
| Andrew. | |
| My name is Andrew. | |
| And yes, I am a God lover. | |
| That's true. | |
| Brandon. | |
| Brandon Bevo. | |
| Brandon. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So anyway, Brandon, I do appreciate the back and forth. | |
| No, it's all appreciated. | |
| Again, I'm young. | |
| We have different views. | |
| And again, I appreciate that you like your religion. | |
| But again, in today's world, I want the nice things. | |
| I want to live a good life. | |
| And I do what I do. | |
| Can we just do a quick experiment? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Real battle. | |
| If you'll humor me. | |
| Can you take two minutes to explain why other men should be a cuck? | |
| And I'll take two minutes to explain why they shouldn't before we move this second. | |
| I'm not telling you. | |
| I'm not telling men to be a cuck. | |
| Again, it's what we enjoy. | |
| And if we enjoy something, why not? | |
| Let's make money. | |
| And yeah, we're living life. | |
| We're making money. | |
| We're setting ourselves up for the future because I'm with the woman I love and I want to get married to and have kids with. | |
| And if it means that we have more than fun with other people, it's going to benefit us in the long run. | |
| Who cares about what we've done in 10, 20 years? | |
| I don't care. | |
| Nor you will care. | |
| No will God care. | |
| No, my mum and dad will care. | |
| Who cares? | |
| Because I've got money in the bank. | |
| I've got a lovely house. | |
| I've got a lovely wife. | |
| I've got lovely Johnny or Tiffany or whoever I'm going to have. | |
| And I've got a lot of money. | |
| Doc Venabilly donated $200. | |
| Yo, syphilis who was deadly to ill pennison. | |
| HIV was deadly till antivirals. | |
| In 10 years, when the next deadly STD runs through your circle of cooks and door, you will need that money to keep her peef from falling off. | |
| Sex workers tend to be the cleaners. | |
| Yo, how crazy would it be, though, if like some brand new STD came along that's like never been seen before? | |
| That'd be fucking awesome. | |
| That'd be insane. | |
| I'll say this as well. | |
| I will say this. | |
| Prostitutes are the most cleanest women out there because they get tested on the daily. | |
| Because they have to. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Yeah, because they have to. | |
| They have to, yes, of course, they have to. | |
| Then how come the STDs are so much higher with prostitutes than they are with the general population? | |
| What about that? | |
| Because the general population don't tend to get tested, so a lot of people have things like that. | |
| Then that would make it higher. | |
| You would think that they would be higher then, right? | |
| Not lower. | |
| No, but why is it that prostitutes have higher rates of STDs than they're going to get more gradually? | |
| Like normal people don't and they live with things for longer. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Normal people don't have sex for money. | |
| That's why. | |
| No, normal people. | |
| Yeah, but normal people have sex normally, but there's a lot of people who will sleep with a lot of other people and they carry diseases and spread it around without knowing. | |
| Normal people don't have sex with random strangers day in and day out for money. | |
| In fact, the one-select group does are called prostitutes, and their rates of STDs are far higher than that of the general population. | |
| There's no way around that. | |
| I mean, there is. | |
| I just agree to agree, I guess. | |
| Disagree. | |
| I think it just comes down to normal people that don't have sex. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It doesn't make any sense because there's going to be people that are going to be not careful, but there's also people that don't make money and have not gotten theirselves checked. | |
| Yeah, that's all I care about is money. | |
| You said you would sell your soul to the devil in violation of your Christian values for money. | |
| Why should we ever think that you're sane again? | |
| That's insane. | |
| You literally said, here's my virtues. | |
| Oh, that's just a matter of time. | |
| Absolutely sell those virtues to Satan himself if there's enough money. | |
| And yet the cuck next to you says that you guys don't worship money. | |
| You clearly worship money. | |
| How could you not worship it if you'll sell your soul for it? | |
| I sell mine for a tenor a month. | |
| A tent. | |
| Tenner? | |
| Oh, tenor. | |
| For the OF. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Okay, but like going back to the bottom of the bottom. | |
| Hold on, no, no, no, Cindy. | |
| All right. | |
| Enough, Cindy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, I just wanted a couple clarifying questions to like the extent of the relationship. | |
| So you guys, like, you'll hook up with girls together, hook up with guys together. | |
| And like, so is it like an orgy thing or like, how does it work? | |
| There might be one guy, there might be one girl. | |
| It could be a guy and a girl. | |
| Is it like a swinger thing? | |
| Yeah, potentially, if you want to say it. | |
| Do you guys use that same term in the UK? | |
| Swing swingers? | |
| But that's with other couples. | |
| Other couples are. | |
| Well, we don't. | |
| It's just tend to. | |
| We might bring a boy in. | |
| We might bring a girl in. | |
| It's a spice now. | |
| Andrew over there probably can't even get a rod on no more. | |
| So you might need to try it, you know. | |
| And wait, just a question: in terms of your guys's orientation, are you both straight? | |
| Are you guys bi? | |
| Straight. | |
| I'm bi. | |
| You're bi. | |
| Okay, so you would like get with one of the other girls too, but like you, it would just be like the just the girls. | |
| Just the other guys getting into the picture. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So do so. | |
| You don't do any same sex? | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| No. | |
| Would you do it for enough money? | |
| No. | |
| You wouldn't do it for enough. | |
| That's really weird. | |
| Why not? | |
| I thought that money's all that mattered. | |
| It does. | |
| Wait, Andrew, would you do it for a billion? | |
| He's Christian. | |
| Cool snow. | |
| I'll know. | |
| A billion's a lot of snow. | |
| Would you do it for a billion dollars? | |
| You probably for a money, yeah, yeah. | |
| He's gonna say it's a lot of fucking money. | |
| Yeah, I'll tell you. | |
| How can you say so? | |
| Then how can you say you're not a slave to money? | |
| You would even compromise whatever moral integrity you had towards the same sex for money. | |
| You will do anything for money. | |
| Andrew, let me ask this with happiness. | |
| Say you are secretly gay. | |
| Again, nothing against. | |
| Andrew, are you secretly gay? | |
| Are you secretly gay, Andrew? | |
| Okay, sorry. | |
| If you're a Christian and you've got to be a slave to your religion and you can't express your gay feelings, that is being a slave to your religion because you're Christian, but you can't be happy because you're gay. | |
| How do we get here? | |
| So, wait, so just so I get this right, you're saying that Christianity should conform to the fact that homosexuals refuse to stop engaging in sodomy? | |
| No, it's in like if people are secretly gay. | |
| No, no, let him answer. | |
| Let him answer. | |
| No, yeah, no, she's right. | |
| She's carried on. | |
| That's what I was saying. | |
| If you're secretly gay, but you're being a slave to your religion and you can't feel like you can't. | |
| You're a slave to the religion. | |
| Because you can't be gay. | |
| You're a slave to me. | |
| Religion rejects you if you engage in sodomy. | |
| It says you're not allowed to do that. | |
| So how is it that you're being a slave at that point? | |
| That makes no sense. | |
| You're being a slave to your vice, in fact. | |
| The religion would free you from the vice. | |
| How's the religion freeing you from being gay? | |
| Because it's telling you not to be gay? | |
| Because the thing is, is that if you intuitively understand you're doing something wrong, you wouldn't be moving over to Christianity in order to get rid of the sin to begin with. | |
| Let's just move on. | |
| You're waffling. | |
| But yeah, let's move on. | |
| Let's move on. | |
| There's no waffling at all. | |
| You just don't have an argument. | |
| No, I do, because if you're – again, I could go into it, but we've got other guests, and it's not the Beaver and Sophia show. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It sounds like you're waffling. | |
| No, no, you're waffling. | |
| It's like if people. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You're waffling. | |
| You're pancaking, bro. | |
| Come on. | |
| Give me the argument. | |
| Stop. | |
| Stop doing the. | |
| I have an argument, but I can't tell you. | |
| I'll tell you, Arcanine. | |
| I just want to move along. | |
| Do you want to keep going? | |
| No, it's fine. | |
| I'll tell you, Arcane. | |
| So if you're within a Christian household, you're born into Christianity. | |
| You're gay, you get born gay or whatever. | |
| Again, nothing against gays. | |
| I believe in no war, living life, and being happy. | |
| So if you're gay and you're a Christian, you can't express your gay feelings because you're Christian, so you're being a slave to your religion. | |
| You can't be gay and be a Christian. | |
| You can't engage in the act of homosexuality and be a Christian at the same time. | |
| You can't be afraid of God. | |
| That's what God tells you. | |
| God tells you. | |
| Andrew, I do have to move things along. | |
| We'll move it on. | |
| I do got to move things along. | |
| Let me get these chats. | |
| Okay, we have Pelagic 6. | |
| Thank you, man, for the super chat. | |
| Quasimodo, the cuck. | |
| Okay. | |
| We got the cucks. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| We have rarefied flair. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Cindy, you want to read this? | |
| Rare-ified flair. | |
| Yeah, I already read that. | |
| Cindy, you are deluding yourself. | |
| Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence. | |
| Satan represents all the so-called sins as they all link to physical, mental, or emotional gratifications. | |
| Trade in your cross for a baphomet. | |
| We'll happily have you a satanist. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Flair. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have Pelagic 6. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Andrew, don't fall into this dumb Sims trap. | |
| He's deflecting because you smoked him. | |
| He's not that smart. | |
| Be nice, guys. | |
| Come on. | |
| Be nice here. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| That's the two chats. | |
| Wait, let me hide those. | |
| All right. | |
| Here, you know what? | |
| While we're at it, fuck it. | |
| We're going to go around. | |
| We have Stiffler here. | |
| Ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to 10. | |
| Starting with you, Sydney. | |
| Sydney. | |
| Cindy. | |
| Cindy. | |
| What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to ten? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I'm 10 and above. | |
| Well, it's 10 is the max, so I'm 10 and above. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| I'm like 7 ah. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah, 7 out of 10. | |
| You know the rules? | |
| A 10. | |
| A what? | |
| A 10. | |
| A 10, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like a 7. | |
| I feel like if I get attention from guys, then that means I'm attractive. | |
| So I don't have a scale number. | |
| Do you depend your attraction on men? | |
| No, I'm just saying, like, if a guy thinks I'm attractive, then, like, okay, cool. | |
| But I already think I am attractive. | |
| So it's like, so what is the number? | |
| Yeah, so if you put a number to it. | |
| I don't really know. | |
| I mean, I feel like everyone's attractive in their own way. | |
| So maybe like seven or eight. | |
| Okay. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I would get myself a cool 8.5. | |
| Maybe like a 9 on a really good day. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like an 8. | |
| My husband says I'm a 10. | |
| Period. | |
| What do you say? | |
| I say I'm a 10 because he says I'm a 10. | |
| He doesn't want that. | |
| So we got a 10, 10, and 10. | |
| I'm just confident in myself. | |
| I hate to be the bearer. | |
| I hate to be the bearer of bad news. | |
| None of you are 10s. | |
| That's fine. | |
| On what's your opinion, though? | |
| Like, can you explain that? | |
| Oh, sorry, I didn't rate myself. | |
| I'm a five. | |
| Andrew, what about you? | |
| I'm a four. | |
| Okay, there you have it. | |
| What was the question? | |
| I said, like, on what scale, like, can you explain the objective beauty scale? | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| Well, obviously. | |
| Never mind. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| No, that's the scale, the objective beauty scale. | |
| Oh, what would you expect? | |
| Wait, sis hold. | |
| I'm not going to rate you. | |
| I would like to hear it. | |
| Because if y'all said none of us are tens, then what would you rate? | |
| Well, you didn't rate yourself a 10. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| This was mostly targeted at the people. | |
| If you say you're a six or seven or eight, really don't care. | |
| Wait, I have a question for Nick. | |
| Nick, what would you rate for yourself? | |
| Instead of four. | |
| You rate yourself a six? | |
| Cindy's a little bit more. | |
| I feel like I must have like a nine, isn't it? | |
| Bro, you're fucking thirsty right now, Cindy. | |
| Relax. | |
| Simp and Cindy. | |
| Stop. | |
| Stop molesting. | |
| Stop harassing, sexually harassing Nick over there. | |
| Nick, you can. | |
| I'm not. | |
| Please leave my producer. | |
| Ask him what he would rate himself. | |
| Please leave my producer alone. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I could rate him. | |
| Yeah, leave them kids alone over there. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| That's a good kid. | |
| That's a good kid, Simp and Cindy. | |
| Relax. | |
| I just like it. | |
| Simply Simpson. | |
| Wait, Andrew, nothing out there, but I feel like our community, not to throw race or nothing out there, but I feel like in the black community, we are up there. | |
| Yeah, there's a different scale in rating. | |
| Yeah, I just feel like it's different. | |
| Because you definitely, I'm pretty sure, yeah, you definitely don't think that I'm a 10, but like. | |
| Wait, wait, what are you trying to? | |
| What are you trying to say here? | |
| No, I'm just saying it's different. | |
| I don't know how to explain it. | |
| Like, she says area down. | |
| There's like the Asian girl scale, the white girl scale, the black girl scale. | |
| Is that what you're saying? | |
| No. | |
| You have your own preferences. | |
| Yeah, like you're all sexually attracted, too. | |
| What would you rat everyone? | |
| Well, I'm not going to do it unless you guys are fine with me rating you into the game. | |
| I don't care. | |
| Wait, Andrew, could you do one thing? | |
| Do you have a lynch roller that you got a couple specs of white on your microphone and it's fucking killing me? | |
| Or just pluck them off. | |
| Can you pluck them off? | |
| It's his dried lips. | |
| There you go. | |
| Oh, there you go. | |
| Wait, and then there's one on the top. | |
| It's his trip. | |
| There's a little. | |
| If I sucked as much penis as you, I guess it would moisten them, right? | |
| But anyway, you should. | |
| You should start doing it. | |
| Wait, you got a little speck on the top of your mic. | |
| It's just. | |
| You got the main one. | |
| You got the main one. | |
| There we go. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| I was like about to have to have. | |
| Wait, wait, stop, I was about to have a panic attack, dude, from the fucking speck on your shit. | |
| But wait, okay, going back to you, what were you saying? | |
| Oh, no, I was saying, like, I just feel like it's different because, like, for, like, you know, okay, I'm going to say, like, for black people, me and her would be considered like we're like, there. | |
| We're at the top. | |
| You're at the top? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I'm not at the top at the top, but like, we're pretty, like, you know? | |
| Yeah, I'm not saying you guys are unattractive or bad-looking gals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I'm just saying 10, 10, 10. | |
| No offense. | |
| Not so much. | |
| I want to rate her. | |
| I know. | |
| I want to hear her. | |
| I want one time here. | |
| I feel like that was my confident answer. | |
| I'll go around the table. | |
| I'm on a real third. | |
| I'll go around the table. | |
| I'll ask you if you're fine with me rating you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I do not need your validation. | |
| Period. | |
| Oh, I'm not intending to validate you. | |
| Don't worry about me. | |
| I'm not intending. | |
| What about me? | |
| Oh, I don't rate guys. | |
| I can't read it. | |
| You won't waste it. | |
| You can write me. | |
| You're the only time. | |
| Oh, I'm not rating. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you go. | |
| The cucks to 10. | |
| Big up the cups. | |
| Big ups. | |
| Andrew, you son of a gun. | |
| How dare you? | |
| You're littering on your. | |
| Get that. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I'm not even start. | |
| I can't even. | |
| We're just pausing until you clean that shit up, Andrew. | |
| I'm not moving on. | |
| What is that? | |
| That is lice. | |
| It's gone. | |
| It's gone. | |
| Lice? | |
| What the lice? | |
| It's gone? | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Bro, are you trying to give me an aneurysm, son? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I'm going to. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| I have a bit of OCD. | |
| I saw a couple specs on his mic. | |
| They had to go. | |
| All right. | |
| So I'll rate you guys. | |
| Do you want us to say what we said originally? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So say what you said originally. | |
| Wait, should we say it after? | |
| Let's say it after. | |
| You want to go? | |
| I'll try my citation. | |
| Well, actually, one quick point I want to point out here for Cindy. | |
| Cindy, you're currently wearing color contacts, right? | |
| If you were a 10, wouldn't you be a 10 without with your natural eye color? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you want to take it out for me? | |
| You could do it. | |
| You want me to take your colored contacts out? | |
| I'm going to pass on that. | |
| You can take off my eye contact if you think that's like the biggest judgment of no, it's not. | |
| It's just, I mean, if you're already a 10, why would you change your eye color with fake contact lenses? | |
| Well, why do you have a beard? | |
| Why didn't you shave today? | |
| That's not even an argument. | |
| I'm not claiming to be a 10. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm just saying, like, you might think, like, oh, beard makes me look hotter, so I'm going to grow this out. | |
| For some women, it does, other women it doesn't. | |
| Nick, do you have like a shaver? | |
| Let's shave it off. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Hey, you know what? | |
| I'll do the shave thing if you wipe off the makeup. | |
| How's that for you? | |
| Wait, don't tempt her with a good time, Andrew. | |
| Are you going to do it? | |
| Keep your beard, Andrew. | |
| Keep your beard. | |
| We need your beard. | |
| Take the makeup off. | |
| You want to? | |
| I'm thinking I don't really want to. | |
| Because I paid like $10K for this. | |
| You paid. | |
| How did you pay $10K for your makeup? | |
| I pay $10,000 to get my MAKO done. | |
| You pay $10,000 to get your... | |
| That's like the most... | |
| That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard tonight. | |
| There's... | |
| It doesn't cost $10,000 anywhere to get it. | |
| This makeup artist charged me $10,000. | |
| You're full of shit. | |
| Girls, I don't know shit about makeup. | |
| If you go to a professional makeup artist, are they charging you $10,000? | |
| I don't know. | |
| We're showing you how much. | |
| You got no eyeshadow. | |
| That's just straight up trolling at this point. | |
| Damn, they did a terrible job for $10,000. | |
| I'll tell you that much. | |
| $10K girls. | |
| Awkward. | |
| Awkward. | |
| Okay, Cindy. | |
| All right. | |
| I'll do some ratings here. | |
| Okay, so Cindy, I Give you a six. | |
| Sophia, give you five. | |
| Vivo 10. | |
| Lovely. | |
| I don't remember all your names, but Monet. | |
| I'm just going off face, by the way. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I'm buddy. | |
| I definitely have better. | |
| I'm not going there. | |
| Oh, yeah, I would say I definitely have better days for sure. | |
| But like. | |
| Nah, five, six. | |
| For sure. | |
| 6.5? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| 6, 6.5. | |
| They're not going to like that one. | |
| Hold on, can you lift up a little bit? | |
| 6.5. | |
| Okay. | |
| Four. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys asked. | |
| You guys said it was okay. | |
| But you don't want. | |
| I don't have. | |
| I only will rate if you say yes to me. | |
| Should we rate you next? | |
| No, you can't. | |
| Now you just try to get back and forth. | |
| But personality always takes the cake. | |
| That's true. | |
| No, yeah, definitely. | |
| Personality inside matters. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean, no, personally, I wouldn't date someone who just has no makeup looks. | |
| Like, it would be a plus. | |
| But, like, I wouldn't, like, a person with a good heart, good personality, good morals to me at least. | |
| And just like write stuff. | |
| Like, you don't have to be like. | |
| I don't even know who the hot is. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm just Michael Moray. | |
| If you guys were tens, if you guys, I mean, you're married, so okay, whatever. | |
| If you were 10s, I gotta be honest, you wouldn't be single. | |
| I mean, no, honestly, I'm single for a reason. | |
| Like, I like my boyfriend. | |
| I just don't want no boyfriend. | |
| I'm a freshman in college. | |
| Like, I don't, that's not my focus right now. | |
| I could definitely have a boyfriend. | |
| Right. | |
| Oh, trust. | |
| I could definitely have a boyfriend. | |
| But if you were 10, you would have like the line of men. | |
| Okay, but just how earlier when you said that, like, you don't talk to multiple people at once, like, that's the same with me. | |
| I don't, and sometimes people are just not interesting. | |
| Like, I don't want to be talking to hella people at once. | |
| Personally, for me, I just don't want it. | |
| Right. | |
| I feel like I got hella guys, but I just don't want it. | |
| Yeah, I definitely, yeah, I definitely got to like. | |
| Ah, if the right gay, if right gay wants to get it, if the right gay reminder, if the right gay guy, if the right, I think I'm having an aneurysm. | |
| If the right guy came along, you would be dating him. | |
| Of course, but like, most definitely, but I'm just not finding that here in Santa Barbara. | |
| Is it a person who got nobody? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Honestly, it's scary out here. | |
| Oh, sure. | |
| Look, here's why I give pushback on this whole 10 thing, right? | |
| So a lot of people, like, I'm sure all you girls know a guy who thinks he's hot shit but isn't, right? | |
| Did you guys know a guy who thinks he's not shit? | |
| Definitely completely. | |
| Definitely. | |
| But like, that's kind of you. | |
| If you're claiming to be a 10, that's the attitude you have. | |
| But you guys all know guys who think they're the shit, but they're not. | |
| Our opinion doesn't matter regarding the guy because if he feels like he's a hot shit, he is in his own perspective. | |
| We can't tell him he's not because he don't still feel like that regardless. | |
| Yeah, but you can, come on, you clown on dudes who like shit, but they're not. | |
| I feel like there's a line between confidence and cockiness. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, I mean, yeah, there's a line between. | |
| Well, let me add this. | |
| So I actually think women respond far more better, even if the guy is cocky. | |
| Women respond better to that than men responding to cocky women. | |
| Because one of the an attraction trigger for that men view in women is modesty. | |
| Okay. | |
| Whereas I think women will like Some women obviously don't like cocky guys, but like a lot of women will like that almost delusional confidence in men. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so for some guys, like it's a bit of a differential between men and women. | |
| But like for most men, like we don't want like a cocky girl. | |
| Modesty is very valued. | |
| Yeah, like that's that's totally understandable. | |
| Like I would want you know someone who will in my eyes. | |
| Humble, modest. | |
| Yeah, model, mobile, like just very, you know, like, I guess. | |
| But look, here's why I think this whole thing matters. | |
| I think when it comes to dating, you have to have a reasonable self-assessment of your own physical attractiveness. | |
| Because like, here's the big problem I see. | |
| A lot of people, both men and women, but there's definitely a lot of women who are like this. | |
| Because men, reality will slap you in the face. | |
| Whereas women, like your girlfriends will gas you up. | |
| You could be obese and your girls will be telling you, oh my God, you're fucking beautiful. | |
| You're a 10 out of 10. | |
| They'll gas you up. | |
| And your female peers are never going to correct you and say, nah, shut the fuck up. | |
| Like if I were to tell my guy friends, yeah, I'm the fucking shit. | |
| I'm so fucking hot. | |
| They'd be like, shut up, Brian. | |
| Lose some fucking weight, Fatty. | |
| Because I got to lose some weight. | |
| I'm a little chubby right now. | |
| I got a dad ball. | |
| They'd be like, shut the fuck up, Brian. | |
| You ain't a fucking 10. | |
| You got a fucking double chip. | |
| They don't tell me this shit. | |
| Here's the difference, though. | |
| Here's the difference. | |
| So men will typically tell uncomfortable truths. | |
| And I actually, as a man, I prefer that. | |
| Men will tell uncomfortable truths. | |
| Women would rather hear comforting lies. | |
| And so. | |
| Tell me the truth. | |
| I'm telling you the truth. | |
| I've told you the truth. | |
| No, I'm saying in general, like, tell me the truth. | |
| Okay, but so here's what they end up with. | |
| I think I understand what you're saying. | |
| Yeah, like. | |
| Well, no, here's what I'm getting, Rap, right? | |
| So I do think it's the case. | |
| Not all women, but a lot of women have an over-inflated sense of where they stand in the dating marketplace. | |
| And so what ends up happening is if you're too gassed up on your physical appearance or you think you're super attractive, and I'll get into some of the reasons why that is, you're probably curving guys, rejecting guys who are actually on your level and in your league. | |
| So, and the guys who will give you loyalty, who will give you commitment, give you monogamy, treat you well, a lot of women are curving them, especially in their like, you know, 18, 19, 20, all through their 20s. | |
| And the reason they're curving them is because you're getting sexual attention from men who are quite frankly outside of your league in terms of looks, status, etc. | |
| Now, I don't know, some of you guys are in college. | |
| I don't know if you've like you'll have like an 18, 19-year-old college girl who can get sexual attention from like a guy who's a little bit older, a little more established. | |
| He could be, we've had college girls on the show who normal college girls, 500 followers. | |
| They've got NBA players hitting them up, NFL players hitting them up, professional athletes, musicians, famous, like top, top tier, like musicians, rappers, all this shit. | |
| And you can get sexual attention from them, or they could, or it could just be like the really attractive guy at college. | |
| A lot of women are all chasing after the top 10% of men. | |
| And those men will happily just have casual sex with pretty much most women. | |
| But they're not going to give that woman commitment. | |
| But see, there's a differential here. | |
| Is what you have happening is, excuse me, sorry, getting tongue-tied. | |
| A woman will sleep with a guy and she thinks, well, I was able to sleep with him. | |
| He was ex attractive. | |
| He was an eight, nine, or 10, whatever. | |
| Because I'm able to sleep with him, that must be my league. | |
| But your league is not the men you can sleep with. | |
| Your league is the men that you can get commitment from, relationship, and marriage. | |
| That's your league. | |
| Because you can, like, women, men can't really sleep out of their league. | |
| Like, if I step to a girl who's like a nine, instant rejection, right? | |
| Instant rejection. | |
| I'm not going to be able to, like, sleep with a really hot chick. | |
| Whereas like you could step to a guy, meet him on a dating app. | |
| He could be one, two, three points. | |
| I know some people don't like this numerical rating system. | |
| He could be one, two, three points more attractive than you. | |
| He'll sleep with you. | |
| He'll have sex with you, but he'll never give you commitment. | |
| He's probably got a roster of five, 10, 15, 20 girls. | |
| There's some dudes that are just like have a massive rotation. | |
| And so what's happening is a lot of girls are sharing guys, and they're kind of like pushing the guys. | |
| This is why a lot of dudes ends up in the friend zone. | |
| Actually, a lot of the guys in your friend zone are actually probably like the guys you ought to be with. | |
| So what ends up happening at 30, oh shit, couldn't get commitment from all these guys I fucked in my 20s. | |
| Okay, I'm going to finally settle down. | |
| And it actually makes it makes for terrible relationships because you think you're settling when actually these guys who you rejected throughout your 20s, actually the guys who are kind of in your league, but because you can get sexual access and attention from a really attractive dude. | |
| And it could be really attractive looks-wise, status, money, personality, whatever. | |
| Guys can make up for their lack of looks in other ways. | |
| Actually, women can too. | |
| Like if you're a girl and you have like, for example, if you're just add value to a guy's life, aside from just like looks and sex, that can actually, I would argue it's kind of the same with guys. | |
| Like you could, like, if you're average-looking girl, but you're super sweet, you're not promiscuous, you're loyal, you help him out with things, and you're like have a good personality, pleasant, et cetera. | |
| Because a lot of guys don't want a headache. | |
| Like a lot of guys deal with like quarrelsome women. | |
| We don't want to deal like that. | |
| That's one of the most terrible things. | |
| We don't want a girl who like fucks with our peace. | |
| Because we are, like, I don't know about you. | |
| Like, you're probably like hustling, grinding, whatever. | |
| Like, you don't want a girl to add more stress to your life. | |
| Like, you're a business owner, right? | |
| Like, you don't want that added level of stress. | |
| Toxic women. | |
| Yeah, those guys are, like, are slurred. | |
| Those guys are fucking, no. | |
| Those guys probably don't have anything going for them. | |
| The dudes who like fucking the drama and the, those guys have nothing going for them. | |
| Well, I think like some guys want, they don't want it to be boring. | |
| They want, like, I don't explain it. | |
| Like, some women. | |
| Give me boring. | |
| I don't want conflict. | |
| I don't want drama. | |
| Give me like a mellow girl. | |
| Some girls will just pick a fight just because they're bored. | |
| True. | |
| Yeah, and then, but, like, the guys enjoy it because they're like, oh, there's some passion in it. | |
| A lot of boys don't know. | |
| No, A lot of girls don't want that. | |
| There's boys like that. | |
| They raise one. | |
| They're immature, though. | |
| And they probably don't have other shit going on in their life. | |
| So they like the excitement. | |
| But a guy who's already out in the world struggling, and when I mean struggling, they're already dealing with the difficulties of maybe their business owners, whatever. | |
| They're already fighting the world out there. | |
| They don't want to come home and be fighting with their girl. | |
| So I guess what I'm trying to say is just to bring it back to my point is, so as a guy, if we can sleep with a girl, I don't know if you agree with this. | |
| If we can sleep with a girl, there's a pretty good chance we can get her in a relationship. | |
| Would you agree with that? | |
| Like if you can sleep with a girl, pretty good chance you can get her in a relationship. | |
| It depends. | |
| It depends. | |
| Look, there's some girls who are for the streets. | |
| There's some girls who are for the streets. | |
| But if you can sleep with a girl, there's a there's a okay, comparatively speaking. | |
| That's a weird one. | |
| It's how you're wording it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Again, like if you sleep with someone on the first date, you talk more and then it's game over. | |
| You don't know. | |
| It's a weird one, but I get what you're saying. | |
| It's more client your attention. | |
| I'll frame it. | |
| I'll frame it like this. | |
| Like, if a guy sleeps with a girl, does he have a better chance of getting her in a relationship than if a girl just sleeps with a guy? | |
| Oh, yeah, 100%. | |
| Right. | |
| I agree with that. | |
| So typically there's a differential there. | |
| And then the big thing is, is that because for us men, like, we'll sleep with a girl. | |
| I don't know if you agree with this, but we'll sleep. | |
| As a guy, you can sleep with a girl. | |
| And in terms of just her looks, you would sleep with her, but you would never consider being in a relationship with her just based off her looks. | |
| But I would argue for most women, in order for you to sleep with a guy, he needs to be at least physically attractive enough for you to be in a relationship with him. | |
| So women will like, and they'll break their rule in the opposite way. | |
| So guys, we'll sleep with a girl who's like, we'd never be in a relationship with her just based off her looks. | |
| She could be a great girl, but we're like, like, looks-wise, just not even worth it. | |
| Whereas for women, you'll break the rule the opposite way. | |
| Like, this guy won't give me commitment, but he's really hot, so I'm going to sleep with him. | |
| Like, I'll give him a pass. | |
| Like, oh, normally I wait three dates, but like, he's super hot, so this is my chance. | |
| I'm going to fuck him. | |
| Is it true? | |
| Is it true? | |
| I think guys are just. | |
| That's not really a big deal. | |
| Guys are like very visual creatures. | |
| And you know what? | |
| I think you're right on the fact that, like, I feel like if a guy were to, if a girl were to just come up to a dude and be like, oh, do you want to have sex with me? | |
| Most likely than not, like, the dude would say, yeah, because they're a dude. | |
| And I feel like if it were flipped, I feel like a girl, at least like me, I guess, I would want to get to know them, you know? | |
| Like. | |
| Well, here's the difference, right? | |
| Like, if a girl's looking to have casual sex, like a guy. | |
| Okay, if a girl, I can, like, well, if that, if a girl is actively looking for casual sex, then I think it would be like the same thing. | |
| Like, like, I mean, maybe she would find them attractive, but if she's just having casual sex, then she probably doesn't care about the person. | |
| Well, I would argue when it comes to casual sex, like a girl is going to, she's going to probably want that guy to be at least good-looking enough that she would be in a relationship with that guy. | |
| Whereas, guys, it would be, it's totally the reverse. | |
| Like, they'll sleep with a girl who they'd be like, would never be in a relationship with her based on the one sole metric of her physical appearance. | |
| They welcome the easy access to sex, but they'll never give her commitment. | |
| Some of these guys might even keep these girls around with like friends with benefits, string them along. | |
| I'm not even saying this is like just a one-night stand, one-time thing sort of situation. | |
| They'll keep them around, but you'll never get commitment. | |
| And that's where it's really dangerous. | |
| Because that, not dangerous, but like, because then that's that's when you really think you're in that guy's league. | |
| When you're like, oh, is this going to lead somewhere? | |
| But he's just using you. | |
| I think, like, at the end of the day, like, it just depends on people's morals and where they stand with themselves, too. | |
| Like, if you're just going to let, if you're just going to look for casual sex, then that's good for you. | |
| Like, you know, you do you, but at the end of the day, like, at the end of the day, if you're having casual sex, then like just animalistic at that point, so it doesn't really matter what's what's what. | |
| When it comes to the whole, like, out of the league thing, so I would argue that most men can't get anything out of their league. | |
| Like, if I step to a girl, I'm like, hey, I'd like to take you out, I'm not getting a first date, I'm not getting she's probably almost instant rejection. | |
| Yeah, not getting a date, not getting a second date, not sex, whatever it may be. | |
| But I would argue that women can get sex out of their league. | |
| So if a guy tries to shoot, shoot a shot outside of his league, he gets an upfront rejection. | |
| Whereas if a woman shoots outside of her league, she'll get a back end rejection. | |
| So that means she gets rejected after being used for sex. | |
| So the guy will sleep with you once, ghost, or keep string you long, sleep with you a couple times, but he's never going to give you commitment. | |
| And that's the back end rejection. | |
| So that's how women can get gassed up. | |
| Well, it just didn't work out with this one guy, but he was super attractive. | |
| And you think like that's what makes them think like, oh, like they can pull like, I guess, per se, that dude and stay with him. | |
| Yeah, well, because like think about it, right? | |
| As a girl, if you can, like, sleep with these really hot dudes, you're you might be thinking, oh, shit, well, I just haven't found the right guy of that caliber to get a relationship from. | |
| So you're going to like keep on pining towards those hyper-attractive guys. | |
| It's just going to, but it's going to be constantly rejection after rejection after rejection. | |
| Whereas like guys don't have the, I don't know if it's privilege, but guys don't have the benefit of getting anything from like, bro, I can't step to a girl who's more attractive than me. | |
| And like, it's instant rejection. | |
| She's not, oh, well, hmm. | |
| Like, it's never crossing her mind. | |
| Eh, well, I guess I could fuck him a couple times. | |
| Like, I don't think girls feel that way, you know? | |
| Like, if a guy who you're like not that attracted to, who's like an average dude, at least in your eyes. | |
| Well, let me ask you a question. | |
| Would you date an average guy? | |
| Looks wise. | |
| Let's say he's average in all regards. | |
| Average personality, average women. | |
| I wouldn't want an average guy. | |
| You don't want an average guy. | |
| I actually asked that question to the whole panel, but like, you're not thinking if an average guy steps to you, oh man, I guess I could fuck him once just, you know, because I'm horny. | |
| Or I guess I could like keep it casual for like a couple weeks, couple months, and then like have her apart my rotation. | |
| Like, I think most women don't think that way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But like, you'll have, I'm not saying all men think that way, but there's enough men who have like who think that way where it like becomes a problem in the sexual marketplace. | |
| But actually going around the table, just opening it up to the table here. | |
| You don't want an average guy. | |
| I'm just want to go around the table. | |
| Do you want an average guy? | |
| What's your definition of average? | |
| Yeah, like average looking, average job, average person. | |
| Can you give me like a picture? | |
| A good guy. | |
| He's a good guy, but he's average. | |
| Okay, good guy. | |
| Good guy, but average. | |
| Could you maybe give like a celebrity comparison? | |
| Like physical, who do you consider average? | |
| Shit, I've reached looking. | |
| I don't know why you guys call him an average guy that works an average girl of those. | |
| I know what I've ever gotten. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, hey, I know. | |
| I know. | |
| Hey, hang on. | |
| I can give you an example. | |
| The gentleman at the table. | |
| Average guy. | |
| What you sound average? | |
| I'll tell you. | |
| Wait, me? | |
| Yeah, the gentleman at the table, not you, Brian. | |
| The other gentleman. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Is it Brandon? | |
| Was it Brandon? | |
| Yeah, yeah, Brandon. | |
| Yeah, yeah, Brandon. | |
| Brandon, average guy. | |
| Wait, but who's an average-looking celebrity? | |
| Don't even really. | |
| I mean, but he's right. | |
| I mean, someone thinks that no matter who they are, they're hot, no matter what. | |
| So there's going to be someone that's not going to be a dad. | |
| That's not a dunk. | |
| He's an average-looking dude. | |
| That's the point. | |
| I forgot an average job, though. | |
| I think I know you're like someone who's good looking, but he's not hot. | |
| Like, there's a standard of like, okay, he's a really pretty boy. | |
| Like, he's hot. | |
| Like, like Andrew Garfield? | |
| I don't want no pretty boy. | |
| I don't want no pretty boy. | |
| Like Vinny Hacker. | |
| He's pretty and his body is hot. | |
| Like, he's a pretty fool. | |
| I'm really, like, he's a Vinny hacker. | |
| You don't know. | |
| Vinny Hacker? | |
| You don't know. | |
| Oh, that white boy? | |
| For him, it's like he's a good-looking guy. | |
| How about Steve Buscemi? | |
| Who? | |
| Oh, the guy from Grown Up. | |
| And he's that hangs upside down on the thing in the pool. | |
| Yeah, but he's like, he's old. | |
| Yeah, he's an older guy. | |
| What you call American boy Chad? | |
| You're American. | |
| General Chad. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Or like Brad Pitt when he was in his 20s. | |
| Do you think Brad Pitt was average? | |
| No, I never said average. | |
| I'm just comparing the hot. | |
| I feel like all our definitions of average are different. | |
| And then the average would be... | |
| Here, we'll just have you guys answer the question. | |
| Whatever you think average is. | |
| I'm talking about a random guy walking down the street. | |
| Cindy, would you date an average-looking average guy? | |
| Yes, I have. | |
| You have, but would you? | |
| I have, so that means yes. | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| You just said, would you date an average woman? | |
| Right, just because you've done something in the past doesn't mean you're going to continue doing it. | |
| So, like, moving forward, would you right now? | |
| My preference, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like, yeah. | |
| But you were 10. | |
| But no. | |
| Okay, I said. | |
| I thought you got to date a 10, right? | |
| I said that was my confident answer, but I mean, for real, like A 8. | |
| Well, don't let me walk you back. | |
| No. | |
| Don't let me ruin your confidence. | |
| No, no. | |
| I'm not tripping at all. | |
| Okay. | |
| But yeah, I would say yeah. | |
| Would you date an average guy? | |
| I guess. | |
| Would I? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Like, if he's right for me, he's right for me, you know? | |
| Like, that's it. | |
| I would, based off personality. | |
| Okay. | |
| I would not. | |
| Would not date an average guy? | |
| Would you? | |
| Yeah, you would. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you're married, it's him. | |
| Okay. | |
| Not entirely. | |
| I don't know where else going with that. | |
| I feel yeah, and but I do think it's the case. | |
| Like, here's the, I'm not saying that you guys, I'm not making a statement about the panel here, but I think a lot of average women don't want average men. | |
| I'm not saying you guys are average, but like that's kind of the point I'm trying to make. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like it's important to know where you stand in the dating marketplace because if you're like angling to get a certain like caliber of guy and he's outside of your league, there's a good chance he's just going to use you for sex and never commit to you. | |
| That's true. | |
| And like I don't like to see women getting used for sex. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| So I feel like it's also important to really weigh your prospects on like who you feel like you are as a person. | |
| Like you can't really want something from someone that you can't give back. | |
| Like I'm so big on like reciprocating and I know if I if I know I can't reciprocate what this guy is giving me or like what he wants, I'm not going to put myself in a situation out of fairness to him. | |
| That's so true. | |
| I kind of think though maybe part of this is that I think there's a not all women, but like there's a decent amount of women who would rather have the divided attention of like a really attractive guy than commitment from an average guy or like a guy on your level or whatever. | |
| And actually going around the table, like would you prefer like let's say I'm trying to think of like somebody really out like famous or some shit. | |
| Super attractive. | |
| Michael B. Jordan. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Right. | |
| So for you. | |
| Here I'll go to you. | |
| I'll go to you immediately. | |
| Like would you rather be dating Michael B. Jordan, but he's got let's say you're even the main chick, but he's got side girls. | |
| Would you prefer that over dating like some average? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| No. | |
| That's disrespectful to yourself. | |
| Well, a lot of people would be able to say that shit. | |
| That's each their own to each their own. | |
| It's just a personal preference. | |
| Right. | |
| Personal preference. | |
| I think that this is the issue with the modern dating landscape. | |
| I feel like it's so normalized with the side chicks, oh, side guy, sneaky link stuff, that people don't really realize the huge depth that being in a relationship actually puts on people. | |
| And they use it as like, oh, playing around, like, oh, I'm messing with him, messing with that. | |
| But you got to think about the future and going out with that mindset that you're not going to find happiness. | |
| You're not going to find a stable relationship if you carry that on with how you're living today. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't think that it, like, like finding someone based on their attraction is going to bring you any level of men. | |
| If you're solely just going based off the attractiveness of like how they look, then obviously that's like, that's a problem. | |
| That's a problem. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's an issue. | |
| It's like nobody wants to walk around with somebody that's like a good low. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Unless you're really into it. | |
| I'm going to read a couple chats and then we'll get into the next thing. | |
| Actually, Cindy, can I read this? | |
| Can you see it? | |
| I cannot. | |
| Cindy, can you read this? | |
| Things for the extra spicy guests today. | |
| I know Brian has a hard time finding men able to contribute as much as the usual trumpets. | |
| Thank you, Lol Paladins. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And then we have another one. | |
| Thank you, Knight Errant. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Felicious, the delusion of human self-divinity, religion, values, and God is a construct of society that ultimately stems from error. | |
| Management theory, basic evolutionary psychobiology, so much drivel. | |
| Do you want to give a 20-second answer to that, Andrew? | |
| Well, you can't really give a 20-second answer to it because we would have to get into metaphysics and epistemology. | |
| And I doubt that anybody who promotes evolutionary psychology knows anything about either of those things or they wouldn't promote evolutionary psychology. | |
| Do you want to just call that guy a D-Gen? | |
| No, I'm not sure that he's a D-Gen. | |
| He may not be. | |
| I mean, it sounded like a good faith criticism. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Those are the kinds of arguments I like to have. | |
| But also, you're a D-Gen, right? | |
| Thank you, Knight Errant. | |
| We appreciate the message. | |
| Can you read this one? | |
| Rating scale. | |
| Beyonce is A8. | |
| Kelly Rowland, A9. | |
| Kevin Simon. | |
| From Kevin Samuels. | |
| Of you are an eight or above you would have scouts hunting you down for modeling contracts for the cover of top magazines? | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| Not necessarily, yeah. | |
| Not necessarily. | |
| If you look at modeling. | |
| I don't think he's right. | |
| I think he's right. | |
| Noah, because if you look at modeling pages, if you look at the models, you see different models in all shapes and forms. | |
| Well, let's say like, let's, I mean, yeah, there's like those crazy Calvin Klein ads, which are super like psyop bullshit. | |
| But if like we go back like 10 years ago, 20 years ago, yeah, you didn't see those like crazy, ridiculous, like, you know, do you know what I'm talking about? | |
| Like the Calvin Klein ads where it's like this like beluga whale. | |
| Beluga whale. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, but that's still a form of like, you know, body positivity. | |
| So what else? | |
| I shouldn't be talking about. | |
| They want if Calvin Klein wants to picture that as a campaign, they can do that. | |
| That's what they want to do. | |
| Is it going to make controversy? | |
| I suppose they can. | |
| Yeah, that's what's going to make controversy because people like you are going to have opinionated opinions about it. | |
| Also, like 20 years ago, there was the big difference between super models versus uber models. | |
| And being a supermodel, like, for example, just like for a random brand, maybe Chanel, they would all have to look quite the same and look plain. | |
| And a lot of brands were looking for a tall, blonde, European woman. | |
| And they had to have like no special distinction. | |
| But then like an Uber model would be like Naomi Campbell, who has like a very distinctive look. | |
| So it's like there's like a difference with that. | |
| So like model's an umbrella term, but you can have like different things. | |
| We're going to get into wait, hold on. | |
| Oh, we got to do the bumble segment. | |
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| Maddie's going to be streaming over there on Twitch. | |
| We did the test stream a couple days ago. | |
| When was that? | |
| Sad Friday. | |
| We did the test stream over there and on our Clips channel on YouTube. | |
| So it went well. | |
| So we're going to continue doing it. | |
| Still getting a couple things set up, but be sure to drop us a follow over there if you want to see some Maddie streams. | |
| So we're going to do, wait, what was the editor? | |
| Was there something, another tab we were going to pull up? | |
| Oh, there's that TikTok. | |
| Not yet. | |
| We are, we're going to do Bumble and then we're going to. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Before we do the bumble segment, the bumble segment's a fun segment. | |
| That's for the whole panel. | |
| I'll do a few of my pre-show notes here. | |
| So from Sophia, you provided for us. | |
| You wanted to talk about dating-related topics. | |
| We could talk about body count always being brought up and misogynistic men. | |
| So let me see what the notes were specifically. | |
| What specifically did you want to talk about when it came to misogynistic men? | |
| Mainly the fact that, like, if it was a normal woman who worked, like... | |
| Yeah, just scoot it to the edge of the table. | |
| If it was just like a normal girl who works like a nine-to-five and went out on the weekend, sort of thing, and she secretly slept with a lot of men, but told everyone that she only slept with like a couple men, which is a very known thing for women to do. | |
| Yep. | |
| Well, personally, I know quite a lot of women do lie about the body counts. | |
| And then they're very quiet about it. | |
| And then there's girls who, yeah, will do it for not for work as in that way, but will be very open about the amount of people they've slept with. | |
| Very open about like the body and sexual activity. | |
| And it's mainly like misogynistic men who target into girls who do OnlyFans and so on and so on. | |
| Well, let's separate this out here a little bit. | |
| So there was the body count component of this. | |
| So you said that women, some women will have a tendency to lie about their body count. | |
| They'll actually have a higher body count, but tell men that it's low or whatever. | |
| But then, like, obviously, men judge women who have high body counts and being open about it when normally it's the quiet, shy girls who wouldn't sleep with anyone who's actually slept with more people than people who are honest about it. | |
| No, I mean, you're not wrong. | |
| We actually had one girl on the show who you would have never thought that she had a high body count. | |
| She's very, very quiet, very mellow, very seemed, you know, shy, introverted, reserved. | |
| And then, like, but she's actually very honest with her answer to the body count question. | |
| I think she was like 19 and she'd slept with like, I think it was like 30, 35 guys, which had voice crack, which at 35, or excuse me, which at 19 is, she's either 18 or 19. | |
| It's pretty high. | |
| 30 to 35 is pretty high. | |
| So you are right that like sometimes it's the unsuspecting ones. | |
| Like you wouldn't suspect that she had a high body count. | |
| I mean, I do think it's bad for you to lie about your to lie to a new partner, especially if it's, you know, starting off the relationship on a lie. | |
| And then the other thing is, like, maybe some guys wouldn't care if they found out down the road, although I do think you are depriving the man of you're depriving him of making an informed decision about being in a relationship with you by lying. | |
| Some guys might feel duped or tricked or deceived. | |
| And I think the big thing, though, me, like me, for example, if a girl told me that she had a body count of five and I started, you know, I dated her for six months, a year, and I was interested in taking her seriously. | |
| And then, like, either she told me down the road, or I just, you know, there's, you can sometimes find out either, oh, you, you were with, like, if it's a small like community, so it's like, okay, well, you were with this guy, this guy, this guy, you start doing the math and shit. | |
| At least for me, that's an instant dump. | |
| I'm breaking up with you. | |
| I think that's valid. | |
| I think that's because I'm the lying. | |
| Why? | |
| It's the post. | |
| Well, it's the, so it's the lying. | |
| She lied to the lying. | |
| You said it's the lying, but like, let's say she told me up front, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| But then you wouldn't say that. | |
| Yeah, I would still not take her. | |
| But then this is what I'm trying to get. | |
| Most men will not take a girl with a high body count serious at the start, but then if he's already, if she lies, then it's all right. | |
| Well, so I kind of think I'd say you'd take a more serious. | |
| If that's what I see what you're saying. | |
| But she's still done that all in the past. | |
| I see. | |
| Are you saying that women should lie about how many men they've slept with? | |
| No, I'm just saying, like, a lot of women feel the need to lie about the body counts because of how men go on about it. | |
| And that's why a lot of girls do lie about it. | |
| And most people don't. | |
| No, you're saying that we shouldn't trust what women say about you. | |
| Can you take her phone? | |
| Well, yeah, I am, to be fair. | |
| Nick, take her phone. | |
| You are. | |
| What the fuck are you doing, Cindy? | |
| I'm sorry to stop the show like that, but why? | |
| I don't know how you're like sweating at your own phone. | |
| You can wreck the whole thing, Simp and Cindy. | |
| You know? | |
| You think you would have to go to the bottom of the corner? | |
| Hold on, I'm not going to let you pick off the show, but go stand in the corner for five minutes. | |
| No. | |
| Stand in the corner. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, well, just go in the point. | |
| Wear the cap, Cindy. | |
| Wear the cap, Simp and Cindy. | |
| It's ridiculous. | |
| You ruined the whole show. | |
| You stopped all the dialogue. | |
| Okay, you can go stand in the corner or you have to wear that for five minutes. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Put it on. | |
| Five minutes. | |
| And you got to spin the little helicopter on top. | |
| Yeah, you got to spin the little, you got to spin it. | |
| Put it on top. | |
| Spin the helicopter. | |
| Oh, it'll fit. | |
| Yeah, it'll go. | |
| Sophia, spin it. | |
| There you go, spinning. | |
| Let Sophia spin that. | |
| What are you doing, Cindy? | |
| God damn. | |
| There you go. | |
| All right. | |
| You got to wear it for five minutes. | |
| All right, countdown starting now. | |
| All right, there we go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So anyway, back to where we were. | |
| Before we were so rudely interrupted by Simp and Cindy, you were saying that we should not trust women's body counts. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because there'd be a reason to lie about it because of how men go on with the whole, I wouldn't sleep with someone. | |
| No, not that. | |
| The wouldn't take anyone serious if the body count was over like three. | |
| And that's why most women lie about it. | |
| But then. | |
| Okay, hang on. | |
| We'll get into this in a second. | |
| All right, Andrew, go ahead. | |
| Are we going to read that one? | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, well, I guess we'll just get back into this. | |
| I'm crying. | |
| Anyway, so stop it. | |
| Stop. | |
| You're making Andrew. | |
| You deserve all of this, Simp and Cindy. | |
| I was just checking my, I just posted on Instagram this morning. | |
| I was just trying to check my comments on my Instagram picture. | |
| Seeing how it's doing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, I can't even. | |
| It's too much. | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| Okay. | |
| How's everybody's going to be? | |
| Nah. | |
| I know. | |
| Well, on that topic, I think that if a woman lies about her body count, then she should accept the consequences in lying. | |
| Should be honest, and you know, if you're ashamed of it, well, then, like, you gotta work on that because that is your body count. | |
| No, that's no, that's what I'm saying. | |
| Like, if you're happy though, six months down the line, and then he figures, and he goes, Okay, and then if he doesn't want to be with you, then that is something you have to accept because that's a line of boundary that the man might have. | |
| Hey, okay, would you stop blowing the Asian woman? | |
| Can you stop blowing the Asian? | |
| Oh my gosh, no, he's saying Asian woman. | |
| So, like, it's so cute. | |
| Like, the gag was good for a second. | |
| You're gonna be on Twitter canceled. | |
| Now, you're now canceled. | |
| Cancelled for calling someone at you. | |
| What I was trying to say was that, you know, if a good, healthy relationship shouldn't be starting off or stemming off of a lie. | |
| And if a man who, you know, let's say you did lie and he found out and he still respected you in the way, if he wants to make that decision, still keep on seeing you, then that's great. | |
| But if he decides not to, then that's fair game. | |
| That's just how it goes. | |
| It's like a preference to your actions. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like the same thing. | |
| No, you're good for it. | |
| It's the same thing if a guy were to lie. | |
| Right. | |
| Like, it's the same repercussions. | |
| It doesn't change just because of your gender. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like when my husband. | |
| Can somebody, hang on, can somebody jangle some keys in front of this chick or something? | |
| Can you like, can you get some keys and just jangle them in front of her? | |
| Would that like would that take care of this problem? | |
| Brian, do you have some keys you can jangle? | |
| I have something even better. | |
| Wait, Nick, hide Andrew. | |
| Actually, wait, hold on. | |
| The stream was getting quilly. | |
| I just erupted. | |
| I've got a. | |
| You can put Andrew back on. | |
| I want to see his. | |
| What do he thinks of this? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I got a laser point. | |
| I don't know if they can see that. | |
| It's a laser thing, like how cats will. | |
| I can't see it. | |
| Oh, I see it. | |
| Here, just you can't lie. | |
| I just made this dream way more entertaining than it was before. | |
| It was getting quilly. | |
| I have no idea what that is, but okay. | |
| It was quilly. | |
| Did you just like make that word up? | |
| No, it's Quilly. | |
| If you're a streamer, you know. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| It's Willie. | |
| It's Quilly. | |
| Look up the word Killy. | |
| It's Billy and Billy. | |
| Quilly means it's getting people are sleeping. | |
| All right, what does that mean? | |
| I go up for five seconds and you guys are losing your minds. | |
| Where were we? | |
| About the body count. | |
| I'll ask yourself. | |
| So, right, you meet this woman, she lies to you about her body count six months down the line, it comes out. | |
| But you're happy, you've got everything planned, you're planning on marrying this girl, but it comes out that it's a bit higher than she said. | |
| Are you leaving the relationship? | |
| When you say a bit higher, what do you mean? | |
| Like, all right, so she told me that she had a lot of fun. | |
| She said five, but it's 25. | |
| She said five and it's 25. | |
| I got an answer for that. | |
| But you're happy. | |
| You planned your future, all that. | |
| Yep. | |
| You don't know these men that she slept with. | |
| Yep. | |
| What's your let me even add a couple other scenarios to this? | |
| Let's say it's the week before the marriage. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Just to add on. | |
| Just to add on, it's the week before the marriage. | |
| And she tells me, I'm calling off the marriage and I'm breaking up. | |
| After them. | |
| Yeah, I'd feel like that whole relationship was a lie. | |
| It's all the lie. | |
| That's what you feel. | |
| What else? | |
| And then I have to think is 25 actually true? | |
| Right. | |
| Like, what else is she lying about? | |
| What else is she lying about? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That hat was a bad idea. | |
| I know. | |
| That's really good. | |
| It's good that she's entertained, though. | |
| It's good that, you know, it's good. | |
| It's even five minutes yet. | |
| Come on, Gatito. | |
| Can we have it with Phil? | |
| All right, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Why don't you guys sit down and let's get back to the show? | |
| Brian, you're going to have to take the hat away, I think. | |
| All right, Cindy, take the hat off, pass it back. | |
| Sophia's tough. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I don't know how you guys are so entertained. | |
| Have you guys never seen this kind of hat before? | |
| Dude, Cindy, you don't know how to spin shit. | |
| You missed it. | |
| She's kind of like, oh my God, Cindy. | |
| Terrible technique. | |
| Okay, Cindy, we get it. | |
| You're like quirky and oh my god. | |
| All right, Cindy, do me a favor. | |
| Take the hat off of her head. | |
| I'm going to put a set the other way around. | |
| Oh my gosh, I'm going to wear it like this. | |
| I love wearing backward. | |
| This is the bit. | |
| Yep. | |
| All right, so the yep, the bit is played out. | |
| So Cindy, why don't you do me a favor? | |
| Take it off her head. | |
| Cindy. | |
| Cindy, don't buy it. | |
| Take it off her head, Cindy. | |
| Pass it here. | |
| Okay, there we go. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This is not the kind of woman you want to date, boys. | |
| This is like the type of quarrelsome bullshit that'll just fucking drive you fucking insane. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like you've just like... | |
| Nah, not really. | |
| Go for a gal who watches. | |
| Fucking bratty shit. | |
| It's kind of annoying, to be honest. | |
| Oh, she bumped the fucking camera because she's being a fucking idiot. | |
| My ass was too big. | |
| Nah. | |
| Yeah, no, don't touch it. | |
| You're going to fuck it up more. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| This troll is out of control, Brian. | |
| Out of control. | |
| It's time. | |
| It's time. | |
| You just call her a troll? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Troll. | |
| Troll. | |
| For sure. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, what do you mean? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I mean, this troll needs to get the fuck out of here. | |
| She's hijacking the show. | |
| We have all these other great gals who've come from all over the place, want to get their stories out, they want to talk. | |
| They want us to engage with them. | |
| And she's just hijacked the entire thing. | |
| Now she's wrecking the camera equipment. | |
| She had Mr. Barracks. | |
| It's like, yeah. | |
| I don't know if you know this, but I consulted a whiteboard and found out that 10 plus 5 is 15. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, I kind of try to give her a chance like playfully with the hat to redeem herself. | |
| Just like, instead of me just kicking her right then and there, I was trying to give her a chance to redeem herself, but I mean, she just refused. | |
| Where's Maddie? | |
| Yeah, I'm sorry, but you got you. | |
| Yeah, you got me. | |
| No, I know. | |
| Cindy, unfortunately, yeah, you've just been too disruptive. | |
| Like, we just got to ask you to leave. | |
| Madison's going to take your spot. | |
| How am I being disruptive? | |
| Because, what do you mean? | |
| How am I being disruptive? | |
| You're the one that gave me the hat. | |
| Yeah, but like... | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| We'll not tell you guys. | |
| I'm going to start messing with camera equipment. | |
| Yeah, but you're getting out of your chair. | |
| Look, I specifically told you, hey, just grab the hat, give it back to me. | |
| I know, but you've already not given me the hat. | |
| Okay, so, but me giving you the hat. | |
| I've been spinning it before. | |
| Yeah, but me giving you the hat was like me giving you an out. | |
| Instead of having to kick you, I was like, okay, do this stupid thing. | |
| I'm not going to kick you off the show right now. | |
| I'm so confused because. | |
| What's there to be confused about? | |
| I've asked you politely to get it. | |
| It's on my phone, and then you gave me the hat and said, sit there in five minutes. | |
| Get out of the chair. | |
| Look. | |
| And get the decision's been made. | |
| So we can get to the rest of the interesting women and controls. | |
| It's all right, Cindy. | |
| I wasn't even trolling. | |
| Look, that's fine, but the decision's already been made. | |
| Kind of. | |
| What? | |
| I never said that I was even trying to troll. | |
| Okay, Cindy, look. | |
| Just go. | |
| Come on. | |
| Cindy, please don't make this like a thing. | |
| Cindy, it's not a big deal. | |
| We're not making a big scene, but just leave. | |
| You've been kind of disruptive and trolling, so just go. | |
| Can I say something? | |
| No, just leave. | |
| No, get out. | |
| Just get up and leave. | |
| Your permission to be here. | |
| Okay, look, now I'm trespassing you. | |
| Your permission to be here has been revoked. | |
| Can you just get up out of your chair? | |
| Just walk out. | |
| Don't make a scene. | |
| It's not a big deal. | |
| Thank you for coming, but just get up and leave. | |
| Dude, what are you doing? | |
| She's like, I'm trying to help you move the ball. | |
| She's the camera. | |
| Can you stop? | |
| Cindy, you're being trespassed. | |
| Do you understand? | |
| I've already explained it to you. | |
| Look. | |
| No, not yet. | |
| Look, Cindy, it's not a big deal. | |
| You've been a bad person. | |
| Okay, can you read the TOS? | |
| Did I break any of those rules? | |
| Yo. | |
| I could. | |
| If I want to, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| If I want to kick anybody out of here for any reason, I can. | |
| You don't need to, like, I don't need any justification for you asked to leave my property. | |
| Like I said, I've trespassed you. | |
| I know, but I came here and I drove here two hours. | |
| Yeah, you've been here on the show for most of the time, but now you can leave. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| Perhaps Simp and Cindy. | |
| Do you see how she doesn't respect? | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| She doesn't. | |
| I just told her no, and she's continuing to stay here. | |
| Because you, because, like, I'm here. | |
| So now you're trespassing. | |
| You're actually committing a crime now. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm committing a crime. | |
| Yo, this chick would, like, definitely like essay some person. | |
| Like, that's crazy. | |
| Wait, how do we get? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| You said that. | |
| You just cannot talk about anything with that. | |
| Yo, your consent to be. | |
| Before our stream, you said to not mention anything to do with that. | |
| Your consent to be here. | |
| You just said that. | |
| You literally said to me. | |
| My house, my rules. | |
| My house, my rules. | |
| But you literally have to be here. | |
| Your consent to be here has been revoked. | |
| Maddie, you can film too. | |
| Your consent to be here has been revoked. | |
| Kindly get up and leave. | |
| I'm not going to make a big scene about it. | |
| Just get up and leave. | |
| You just going to keep sitting there? | |
| Nah, you're not. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| No, you're not. | |
| This is my house. | |
| You can't do that. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Nah, you're not. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Not yet, Nick. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Look, you do realize that right now you're breaking a law. | |
| How am I breaking a lot? | |
| Come on. | |
| It's called trespassing. | |
| I've asked you to leave. | |
| Technically, we could forcibly remove you. | |
| I don't want to have to do that. | |
| Please don't make a scene. | |
| Just get up there. | |
| We're not going to do that. | |
| What we're going to do is. | |
| Okay, but I've done nothing. | |
| Like, look, don't escalate it. | |
| It's not, it doesn't matter. | |
| Just leave. | |
| Just get out. | |
| Just go. | |
| Dude, you're holding up the paper. | |
| There are other great women here who we want to get to. | |
| You're holding up all the time. | |
| It's time to come out on the show. | |
| They want to have their voices heard. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| You've been a but you weren't even. | |
| You literally said yourself that the house is a factual. | |
| Get out. | |
| Just get the fuck out. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| Get out. | |
| Get out. | |
| Don't make a fucking scene. | |
| Cindy, stop making a scene. | |
| Just like, get up and leave. | |
| I'm not making a scene. | |
| Yeah, you are. | |
| Listen. | |
| Okay, can you read the chat? | |
| What are they saying? | |
| Stop. | |
| Like, I've done nothing. | |
| Cindy, if somebody was in your house and they asked you to leave, doesn't mean that. | |
| Okay, but you invited me here and like, so what am I supposed to do? | |
| Yeah, but okay. | |
| Now you have to go uninvited. | |
| What? | |
| What is that? | |
| What's the American? | |
| She doesn't understand just basic courtesy and decency and logic. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro, Cindy, get up and leave. | |
| Torque on the table. | |
| I mean, I couldn't leave a split. | |
| It should. | |
| Dude, I trust the person. | |
| Okay, so here's the situation. | |
| Here's the situation. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, guys. | |
| Stop. | |
| Here's the situation. | |
| This is my property. | |
| I've trespassed you. | |
| I've asked you politely multiple times before. | |
| Are you just trying to do it just because, like, oh, it's going to get views on YouTube? | |
| Like, oh, she got kicked out. | |
| No, you've been disruptive, Cindy. | |
| I've asked people to leave the show before. | |
| They get up. | |
| They don't make a big fucking scene. | |
| They just leave. | |
| You're being like, it's not a big deal. | |
| People leave the show. | |
| Like, it was just a street. | |
| No, no, no, there's not. | |
| There's not going to be a negotiation. | |
| I've made my decision. | |
| There's no going back. | |
| Just get up and leave. | |
| It's not a big deal. | |
| It's not a big deal. | |
| Just get up and leave. | |
| Pack your shits and go. | |
| Yo, dude, did you guys want her to leave? | |
| Look at that. | |
| The cock, the cocky. | |
| Hey, Andrew, come on. | |
| Be nice. | |
| I'm here, right? | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Right, I'm like, Andrew, we just want to finish the show, I think. | |
| I've been respectful. | |
| I just want to be respectful. | |
| Andrew. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| That's not disrespectful if it's a cuck by your own admission, right? | |
| I'm not being disrespectful to you. | |
| Okay. | |
| That'd be like calling me a debate, bro. | |
| That's true. | |
| Dude, Cindy, just get up. | |
| Just get up and leave. | |
| But you have been respectful. | |
| I do grant that. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I appreciate the argument. | |
| Okay, well, here's what I'm going to do. | |
| All your previous shows. | |
| I mean, if I don't think, I don't know if this is going to be enough motivation for you. | |
| We're promoting, like, your Instagram is linked in all the other shows. | |
| I'm just going to take you out of the description on all those other shows because now you're like, it's one thing for me to just ask you to leave. | |
| But do you realize what you've done to our relationship? | |
| If you're kicking me out, I'm not going to be. | |
| That's literally saying you don't like me. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| We won't have you back to disrupt the fucking show. | |
| I'm just saying, in general, on the internet, like our relationship, you're not going to DM me and tell me. | |
| Honestly, I would have. | |
| If you just left, I would have been happy to actually invite you back. | |
| I would have still invited you back, but now you're making it a huge thing. | |
| We have a relationship, and we're supposed to do that on a good term. | |
| So why would you just say that on a stream, like, kick me out? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Like, right now you're kicking me out, and if I leave, right? | |
| Speak into the mic if you're going to. | |
| And then a week later, I get a DM from you. | |
| Oh, Cindy, can you come on? | |
| What's the point? | |
| You kicked me out off your show. | |
| I'm not going to be an idiot to go back on your show because you kicked me out. | |
| Like, seriously? | |
| I've invited people back on the show. | |
| But that's kind of stupid. | |
| Stage quit, and I've yesterday. | |
| Yeah, but that's dumb. | |
| That's stupid. | |
| You just made yourself look like. | |
| If you're playing the part of getting kicked out and then to go back on again, what does that make you look like? | |
| Desperate? | |
| I don't care. | |
| I'm not that desperate. | |
| Okay, then you'll never be on the show again. | |
| Gerald donated $200. | |
| There's more than enough video footage to press charges. | |
| Cindy, no one cares. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| Look, dude. | |
| Yeah, just Gerald, said it. | |
| Fuck up. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| There's more than enough video footage to press charges. | |
| Okay, Andrew. | |
| It's really simple. | |
| Okay, then press charges. | |
| Call the police. | |
| You're really going to call the police. | |
| Tell them your reason. | |
| It's not even that simple. | |
| Tell them what? | |
| Call the police. | |
| Call the police. | |
| I'm trying to. | |
| You could. | |
| I'd rather do it. | |
| Right, but I'd rather you just fucking leave. | |
| Okay, do it. | |
| Call the police. | |
| No, I'd rather you just fucking leave so we don't waste their fucking time with this business. | |
| I wasn't wasting it. | |
| I literally went right back to the scene and I actually dumped into the camera footage. | |
| Oh, they spilled again? | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Let's just take one second at a time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yo, just fucking leave, Cindy. | |
| It's okay. | |
| You're just making it worse for yourself. | |
| Like, it doesn't make any sense. | |
| Yeah, I feel like it's dragging on a little bit too long. | |
| Bro, be like, okay, fine. | |
| You don't have to like me. | |
| You can fucking hate me. | |
| I never just liked you, but it's like, I'm just asking. | |
| Look, I was polite kicking. | |
| Everybody who asked me about you, I've always said good things about you. | |
| Then fine, talk shit about me from here on out. | |
| Don't care. | |
| I asked you politely to leave. | |
| I didn't say go out, bitch. | |
| I just said leave. | |
| That's it. | |
| Okay, but you're still telling me to leave a podcast that you invited me on and that I'm going to be. | |
| I'm going to date this chick and you asked her to leave your place and she refused to leave. | |
| Like fucking ridiculous. | |
| Look, this is my property. | |
| I've trespassed you. | |
| You're trespassing. | |
| Just get up and fucking. | |
| But that's like basically saying. | |
| You can fucking hate me for the rest of your life. | |
| Honestly, I don't even think me kicking you off is a big thing. | |
| We could have had you back if you had just gone up. | |
| That's besides the point, though. | |
| Look, we got the whole panel here. | |
| You've been holding up the show for like 10 minutes at this point. | |
| You can say, fuck Brian. | |
| I hate Brian. | |
| Be respectful to the other panelists who came to me. | |
| I never did anything to any of them. | |
| But your refusal to leave. | |
| You're the one that gave me the hat. | |
| What started this? | |
| What started all of this? | |
| Because the hat? | |
| This is gaslighting. | |
| It's not gaslighting. | |
| It literally all started because you gave me that high. | |
| Yeah, because you were on your phone against the rules. | |
| Okay, you could have just tuck my phone. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's what we did. | |
| You've been on your phone, too. | |
| You've been on your phone multiple times from your stream. | |
| There's other girls that's been on their phone before. | |
| So there's not really a reasoning for you to be disrespectful to me. | |
| I've kicked off other women before. | |
| Just get the fuck off the show. | |
| Get up and fucking leave. | |
| There's no negotiation here. | |
| Just get the fuck out of here. | |
| You only because he's listening. | |
| This idiot right here. | |
| He's like, oh, she's a troll. | |
| Like, it's too much. | |
| I can't handle this. | |
| You can't have a little fun in your life. | |
| You got to be serious and smoking your cigarette. | |
| Bro. | |
| Like, every two seconds? | |
| So about 10 minutes. | |
| Just get the fuck up and leave. | |
| Get up and leave. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| I mean. | |
| I don't know what I want to see what the chat has to say. | |
| This has to be ridiculous. | |
| The United States of whatever podcast does not negotiate with terrorists. | |
| Get your ass out of the chair and get the out of the studio. | |
| I did not bring any calls here. | |
| And you will be arrested. | |
| I came here in peace. | |
| Not a joke. | |
| It's not a joke. | |
| I don't know why you think it's a joke. | |
| I think it is a joke. | |
| Get the fuck up and get out. | |
| Are you talking about it? | |
| Because your eyes are twinkling. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| At this point, you could be considered dangerous. | |
| You've been asked to leave multiple times. | |
| Get out of the studio. | |
| Get out of the studio. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| Get up and get the fuck out. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I mean, we're getting our 200 regards. | |
| It's not a joke. | |
| Like, what are you doing? | |
| Get up and leave. | |
| Get up and leave. | |
| We did get off the gate. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| And leave. | |
| How many more times does this need to be stated to you? | |
| Emphatically, we have video evidence. | |
| You will be trespassed. | |
| We don't want to do that. | |
| Leave this. | |
| Okay, what's the evidence? | |
| The evidence that you've been asked to leave multiple times is on the bottom. | |
| For what reason? | |
| I don't need a reason. | |
| Are you fucking dumb? | |
| I don't need a reason to. | |
| I could, if I asked anybody here to leave. | |
| Okay, but there has to be a reason. | |
| No, there doesn't. | |
| Yes, there is a reason. | |
| They kick me out. | |
| Hey, let me ask you a question. | |
| If somebody's at your house and you ask them to leave, most of the time, like, my friends would be like, oh, like, I have something to do. | |
| My friends are coming over. | |
| Not that desperate. | |
| Lol, see you in two months, stump cunt. | |
| So, like, usually, like, if my friends would be like, oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| So, like, you have to go because I have, you know, guests coming over. | |
| I'm going to leave. | |
| Oh, well, we have guests who are already here that we'd like to get to. | |
| Can you get out? | |
| Yeah, just leave. | |
| Look at these nice ladies. | |
| You're ruining their great time. | |
| How was I ruining when you left? | |
| You were literally dragging it off, right? | |
| I could have been. | |
| We could have been. | |
| Listen, if you escalate this, we have to make an example by actually calling the police, having you trespass. | |
| Don't be scared. | |
| Just get up. | |
| I think, like, I would have left if he didn't say that. | |
| I can't hear you unless you're talking to the mic. | |
| I said, I would have peacefully left if you didn't threaten me. | |
| And because you threatened me. | |
| I threatened you. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| You literally said you're going to call the police. | |
| You literally, Andrew, you literally said you called the police. | |
| You're committing me. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Right, so you're threatening me because I'm sitting here. | |
| Stop. | |
| You're committing a crime. | |
| You're literally committing a crime. | |
| Yeah, I'm committing a crime. | |
| Are you fucking dumb? | |
| You literally are. | |
| How am I committing a crime? | |
| No, but there's literally proof. | |
| There's literally proof. | |
| Of you inviting me over to do in exchange for content to content. | |
| It's not a threat to be like, if you don't stop. | |
| I would have left if you didn't threaten me. | |
| I did. | |
| I asked you to leave. | |
| Just how you threatened to threaten me. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| You threatened. | |
| I've never said that. | |
| You, after being asked, you refused to leave the police. | |
| I would be locked up if I didn't leave. | |
| Now that's what's going to happen, unfortunately, for you. | |
| Watch the police come when she goes, Cuffy. | |
| I've never gone coughing. | |
| It's sad, but I mean, kind of stupid. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Careful with the space here. | |
| Careful with the wait, what'd you say, Andrew? | |
| I said it's really silly for you to escalate it that far, but I mean, there's no reason for you to do so. | |
| I would just actually get up and go. | |
| I would not stick around for the cops. | |
| It's not a great idea. | |
| Nobody's going to be able to do it. | |
| But I didn't do anything. | |
| I didn't do anything. | |
| It doesn't matter what you perceive as being wrong. | |
| What you perceive as being wrong doesn't matter. | |
| You've been asked to leave. | |
| You're trespassing on private property. | |
| Get up out of your chair and get out. | |
| I was invited. | |
| I signed the NDA. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| Get up from private property. | |
| I signed the NDA. | |
| Leave. | |
| Then here's the NDA. | |
| Get out. | |
| Get out. | |
| And I was like, making sure to leave. | |
| Bro, this is like the crazy entitlement that we have with people, man. | |
| It's crazy. | |
| What kind of entitlement is that? | |
| You're a title. | |
| You gave me a colorful hat that looked like Coyote, Coyote. | |
| It was nice of you to wear the hat. | |
| And then while I was wearing the hat, Andrew was laughing the whole thing. | |
| Stop talking and leave. | |
| And giggling. | |
| He was like, oh, stop talking and leave the studio. | |
| You're out of control. | |
| Right? | |
| You're clearly mentally unstable. | |
| You need to get up and leave the studio immediately. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| There's no way you just said that. | |
| The studio immediately. | |
| Stop talking, get up and leave. | |
| Get up. | |
| He's recording me. | |
| Leave the studio. | |
| This is all bad for you. | |
| Just get up and leave the studio. | |
| Stop talking. | |
| Get up and leave. | |
| Here's another 60 staying here without consent. | |
| She was like, he's recording me without consent, but yet you're here without consent. | |
| I'm going to have to take you off. | |
| Will you just go get up and go? | |
| Why would that be? | |
| I literally signed the paper. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Yeah, but part of that paper is not being on the page. | |
| Just leave, please. | |
| Oh, I should have done that. | |
| Yes, Dave. | |
| I'm like, we're calling another angle. | |
| Bye. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That was a fucking time. | |
| Well, I didn't expect that to happen. | |
| We're going to fix the camera. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No more squishy. | |
| What's happening now? | |
| Are we done? | |
| Is everyone's nights going well? | |
| I didn't expect my episode to be the one where someone got kicked off. | |
| Just hang tight for a second. | |
| No, I mean, it's fine. | |
| It's like we're not the ones that made up the water. | |
| What's your favorite false food? | |
| Favorite fast food? | |
| I almost said like chick-fil-a-look. | |
| Chick-fil-fili. | |
| Low-key in-now. | |
| In-n out. | |
| In-n out or shake shock. | |
| Shake shock expensive. | |
| Wait, do you guys have shake shock? | |
| Yeah, that's cool. | |
| I feel like I'm a baseball. | |
| I like in-n out. | |
| I like in-now. | |
| In-n-but in-n out hits after a night, and I actually. | |
| Wait, what happened to her? | |
| I say Popeyes. | |
| Majority of the stuff we have got donkey don't. | |
| I've never had Popeyes before. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| I want to go. | |
| My mom, my mom just said. | |
| You'll get kicked out. | |
| No, but you please take control. | |
| I'm going to try. | |
| Relax. | |
| Hang on. | |
| No, go. | |
| It's like the most the more we talk about food, the more hungry we were. | |
| Get control of your woman here. | |
| Come on. | |
| Spike a mundane. | |
| You can't do it. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Come on. | |
| Look, we got to adhere to TOS. | |
| Come on. | |
| Like, we've had a great combo back and forth. | |
| Let's not take it to the next level. | |
| We got rid of the trolls so that we can get to everybody else so that we can talk to everybody else. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| The smoothie spilt. | |
| Oh, my God, dude. | |
| You fucking idiots. | |
| I'm annoyed. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I didn't spill it. | |
| Oh, everything coming apart today. | |
| What happened before? | |
| You too. | |
| It was cute. | |
| Can you do it? | |
| Our shit's fucking dead. | |
| You know who did that? | |
| Yeah, I accidentally spilt it. | |
| My bad. | |
| But it wasn't my drink. | |
| But we're blaming you anyway. | |
| Well, as a Mexican, that's easy to clean. | |
| Nice little pink. | |
| Pink scrub. | |
| A scrub daddy. | |
| Maybe some bleach. | |
| It's all good. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| We had to readjust the cameras. | |
| This probably looks a little how long we got left. | |
| He's all good. | |
| Shit, we got a lot left. | |
| A lot. | |
| Damn. | |
| We're going to keep going. | |
| Yeah, now we can actually get to the show, right? | |
| Where you can talk to everybody. | |
| So, sorry that you guys experienced this. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| Sorry about that, guys. | |
| You're hungry. | |
| We should have honestly just fucking had Nick fucking just escort her out to begin with. | |
| By the way, can we get a shout out to the kid who came over and took care of the problem? | |
| Fucking epic and awesome. | |
| Good job, Nick. | |
| Good job. | |
| Good job, Nick. | |
| Nice one, Nick. | |
| Madison, you're going to take once you're done cleaning that up. | |
| Sorry, guys, we got a terrible fucking spillage. | |
| Naked juice spilled all over the fucking whole fucking thing. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's going to be a pain in the ass to deal with that. | |
| I'll read some of the chats here. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We should have had Nick do it soon. | |
| I wanted to try to give her a chance to just fucking get out without us having to fucking physically remove her, but you get a lot of trolls or no, not really. | |
| Occasionally, there's one or two who come on. | |
| Pelegic. | |
| They're hard always to ferret out, but man, Nick, Savage Nick. | |
| Good job, Nick. | |
| Good job, Nick. | |
| W Nick in the chat. | |
| You know the rules. | |
| All right, I'm just getting through some of these chats here. | |
| Hold on. | |
| One sec, guys. | |
| We got this. | |
| Call the cops. | |
| Use force. | |
| Yeah, I mean, technically, look, she was trespassing. | |
| It's a crime. | |
| So she's laughing. | |
| Oh, you're going to call the cops over this? | |
| Yeah, bitch. | |
| If you're fucking refusing to leave somebody's private property, yes, that's trespassing. | |
| It's a misdemeanor. | |
| It's a crime. | |
| Can I ask a question? | |
| What's up? | |
| You know, like gun laws, because I'm from England, and if someone was trespassing, could you put a gun on her? | |
| I don't think the use of force. | |
| Not in California. | |
| Okay, no, not in California. | |
| We don't have guns in England, so I was just wondering. | |
| Yeah, they don't have guns really in California. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Fix that if you can, Maddie. | |
| All right. | |
| You do troll. | |
| Yep. | |
| I'm just going to get through all these guys really quick. | |
| We have a bunch of chats here. | |
| Hold on one sec, boys. | |
| Okay, we have JJ. | |
| Brian, you need a security guard, a female one, so they can't claim any Me Too bullshit. | |
| This happens way too often. | |
| Is what it is. | |
| We have had security guards, but of course, the fucking night that some bullshit goes down, fucking Spencer's not here, so going to need to hire somebody else. | |
| It is what it is. | |
| Thank you, JJ. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have. | |
| Look, man, I know this is below the threshold. | |
| Look, it is what it is. | |
| You got to be very careful. | |
| Like, anytime you, like, this is why, like, these mega corporations, like, fucking Walmart and like retail stores, they oftentimes just, like, let these people fucking just steal. | |
| Because it's like, it's a liability at the end of the day to physically intervene because who knows what they're going to claim. | |
| They're going to claim you touch them inappropriately. | |
| You hurt them. | |
| They got injured. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | |
| Luckily, Nick just like kind of stood behind her. | |
| And she actually just kind of fucking just, for the most part, was pretty cooperative and just fucking left. | |
| So is what it is. | |
| But that's because she has the hots for Nick. | |
| Let's not kid ourselves. | |
| Probably. | |
| Probably. | |
| She was simping Cindy for Nick. | |
| Let's not. | |
| I mean, that's how it was. | |
| And Maddie, we actually have some of that carpet cleaner. | |
| I'm pretty sure I brought it. | |
| So some of you guys sent in chats. | |
| Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to re-trigger them. | |
| I'll have to read them. | |
| Some of them have fallen off. | |
| So we'll get to it in just a sec, guys. | |
| I apologize to the panel here for that. | |
| I apologize to the viewers. | |
| That was kind of ridiculous. | |
| But Cindy, body positivity is actually a negative to society. | |
| It's not a positive thing to affirm grossly overweight people and their delusion. | |
| A true friend will fat shame you or ask you to leave. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We have the one from Just Gerald came through already. | |
| We have Sean Erickson here. | |
| Whoa, the two DNA big depositories are attention hose. | |
| Calling me shocked. | |
| Yeah, I mean, she's just dragging that on for attention, basically. | |
| So, yep. | |
| And then we have another one. | |
| I appreciate the message, Sean Erickson. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And then we have another one from Sean Erickson coming in here in just a sec. | |
| Whoa, Cindy, the attention hoe DNA depository has the IQ of an amoeba. | |
| Yeah, I mean, you can't reason with stupid. | |
| And she just didn't get it. | |
| So it is what it is. | |
| What's an amoeba? | |
| Brian, the Crucible Chat demands that I send a tip to Nick. | |
| He was Johnny on the spot, did a great job. | |
| So we're going to take care of that, too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They demand it. | |
| They demanded it, Nick. | |
| They demanded it. | |
| Send me a text. | |
| We'll get it sent right over to you. | |
| All right. | |
| There you go. | |
| Nick playing Nick coming in clutch there with the assist. | |
| Yeah, it's just a liability on our end. | |
| Like, yeah, technically, look, whether it's, if it's private property, you can forcibly, physically remove somebody from your property, use necessary force to do so. | |
| But there's just a liability there and it's a bad look for like for me, for example, to go ahead and try to physically remove somebody from the show. | |
| I could do it, but like optics-wise, there are considerations there beyond what is legally justified. | |
| So, yep. | |
| Did we pull this one up, Nick? | |
| No, we did. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Oops, we're not going to do 69 TTS yet, but I think we'll drop it and then we'll do the we're doing it live, folks. | |
| Maddie, were you able to find the carpet cleaner thing? | |
| Yeah, I'm doing very well. | |
| So, you have to squeeze it? | |
| Yeah, I can see it. | |
| Okay, cool, cool, cool. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me get into my notes here. | |
| My goodness. | |
| Yeah, Maddie's. | |
| I don't know if. | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay, from right there. | |
| Let me get into some of my pre-show notes here. | |
| We'll get through everything and then we'll get into a different segment. | |
| Oh, you can leave it there. | |
| Maddie's going to sit there. | |
| Yeah, Maddie's going to sit there. | |
| No, that's fine. | |
| You can leave it there. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Alex, you wanted to talk about, hold on. | |
| How the hookup culture in Santa Barbara and how it feels like high school with all the people in the group hooking up with each other. | |
| And that whole thing confuses me because how are they not bugged about hooking up with the same guys? | |
| So is that what's happening? | |
| Like, so people in the same friend group, they're all kind of hooking up with each other. | |
| Yeah, so it feels like high school where it's like that one big group that just shares each other. | |
| That's nice. | |
| And I just think it's like, I mean, like, yeah, that's college, but like, I've only experienced here in Santa Barbara. | |
| And when I tell my friends about like specific situations, my friends that go to other colleges, they're always like, wow, like Santa Barbara seems like it's not real. | |
| And it's really not. | |
| Yeah, it's not. | |
| It feels like one big like reality show. | |
| And it's just an interesting demographic here. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you said that you're kind of baffled by how fast-paced it is. | |
| No, no, not fast-paced, but how just like mixed it is here with like how people hook up. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's kind of what we talked about before, where it's like in the sense that people might not know someone's name and then they'll hook up. | |
| And I'm just like not used to that. | |
| But then also like, why do we have to hook up in the same group? | |
| I know that's weird. | |
| Or like roommates. | |
| I'm talking specifically about roommates too. | |
| Like roommates are messing with the same people. | |
| Not like just people that I know or like they'll be messing with like multiple guys in the same house. | |
| So I just don't understand how like someone would be okay with that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who y'all need to center? | |
| Can the mods people? | |
| I swear, I live in a really interesting place. | |
| Where do you live? | |
| Can the mods who are in the chat, can you guys find me the other episodes that Cindy was on? | |
| I'm going to take her out of the description on all her other appearances too. | |
| I wouldn't have done that just doing a kick. | |
| Actually, I would have probably just left her thing in the description, even for today's show. | |
| But when you pull that shit, then it's fucking you've just burned a bridge. | |
| So she's out for, she's going to get removed from all the other stuff. | |
| So if mods can find that for me, having a panelist get up and start cleaning would be far more fulfilling for most men watching. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Yeah, notice none of the noticed even the girl who spilled the shit didn't like do the considerate thing. | |
| Oh, no, I did. | |
| I did. | |
| Clean up. | |
| Yeah, I did, but I had to get out of there because I didn't want it to be. | |
| Yeah, so I couldn't clean it up. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| But trust me, I got a good head on my shoulders. | |
| I would do that stuff. | |
| Okay, yeah, you're right, Nick. | |
| We were dealing with like two fucking bullshits at the same time. | |
| Okay. | |
| Going to Michaela here, you said that you think you definitely disagree on some topics. | |
| Overall, I think we disagree on the standards held for men versus women when it comes to their relationship with sex. | |
| Not that the desire is different, but that the standard should be that both withhold until commitment or marriage if religious. | |
| So, what are the besides that? | |
| What are the disagreements that you had with myself, the show, or Andrew? | |
| I think it was mainly that. | |
| Like, I feel like the more I hear you talk about sure that that's your opinion. | |
| So, I would like to give you the space to, I don't know, elaborate, I guess. | |
| I mean, like, I feel like you're somewhat okay with men having sleeping around. | |
| Never said that. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Then we don't disagree. | |
| Well, Brian's position is that there's a separation of standard in society. | |
| So his claim, which is actually true, we have an awful lot of data and polling to support this. | |
| That women view promiscuity in men very differently than how women view promiscuity in the same light, right? | |
| So essentially, we view it in a different way. | |
| Women don't seem to punish men for being promiscuous nearly as much as men tend to punish women for being promiscuous. | |
| So it's an is claim rather than an ought claim. | |
| Brian's never said that men should be promiscuous. | |
| Rather, he just says they're not punished for being promiscuous like women are. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Well, that's good. | |
| That's good to clarify. | |
| I think that maybe I've been confused before. | |
| I'm not in favor of male promiscuity, just I do think there are some differences between men and women. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Yeah, well, I mean, and you would agree, right? | |
| There's tons of women, for instance, who, if a man is still a virgin when they're 25 or 30, might actually see that as a red flag, like there's something wrong with him. | |
| Whereas men tend to value chastity in women even into their 30s. | |
| They seem to value that quite a bit more. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Does that make sense to you? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| I definitely see what you're saying. | |
| But I think it should be that both value chastity if we could put a should on it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, sure, sure. | |
| Should, yes. | |
| But is. | |
| So as Brian's running the dating podcast, he's looking at what is true. | |
| So what we're all talking about for the most part is what is going on. | |
| And then we kind of make prescriptions based on that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But what? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| No, no, you're good. | |
| Like, they definitely, that is the way it is, but I think that it should change. | |
| Like in the modern dating landscape, it is that way, but it should change. | |
| I think that if we could change the way that that is viewed, we're going to change a lot about how people go about dating generally right now. | |
| But what do you do about the fact that women see it as a red flag if men do not have sexual partners before them? | |
| They think of it as being, well, hey, what's wrong with you that other women don't desire you? | |
| It seems to be a difference and distinction in standard. | |
| How exactly would you fix that? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I don't come from that, like, I don't come from that worldview. | |
| So it's hard for me to say that. | |
| Like, my husband waited for me, and I'm so grateful for that. | |
| And it was, I mean, did you wait for him? | |
| I, you know, I made a mistake in my teenage years, and it wasn't, you know, it had a lot of shame put on me. | |
| But, you know, moving forward, I wanted to make that better. | |
| And I wanted to be honest with him and tell him, you know, like, even though we both come from the same worldview, I want to be honest with you and tell you that I made this mistake, which actually opened a lot of doors for us to be really honest about the way that our culture has affected each of us individually. | |
| And then moving forward in our relationship, we were able to patch that up and really work toward a more God-honoring relationship. | |
| Yeah, sure, sure. | |
| I mean, I understand what you're saying. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just saying that your worldview is probably more akin to my worldview. | |
| I understand that. | |
| But if we're looking at a descriptor for what is true in modernity inside of modern society, you would have to agree that Brian is kind of correct in this assessment that women seem to value what is considered the promiscuous Omega Chad or the guy who gets a ton of women seems to be desired by just as many women, where the opposite is not true. | |
| The woman who sleeps with a lot of men tends to be vilified by what are considered these high-quality men, right? | |
| Yeah, and I feel like maybe it's misplaced ideas of like leadership in a relationship. | |
| Like I feel like maybe like women value leadership and then obviously in the bedroom as well. | |
| They value leadership rather than and I think it's somewhat misplaced because of because of this. | |
| So they're like, oh, experience is important to me. | |
| Whereas it should be, you know, rewire that. | |
| It should be leadership is really important to me. | |
| Yeah, but how do you, but, but how do you map the ought on the ought of women should punish men for the promiscuity when they clearly don't seem to think of it as a value? | |
| They seem to think that the more desired a man is, the more attracted they are to said man. | |
| That seems to almost be intuitive. | |
| It's kind of strange in a way. | |
| I don't know exactly how you fix that. | |
| What do you think you should do to fix it for the ought? | |
| I think the only way that you can actually fix that worldview is if you change your, like, if you change your, like, moral compass. | |
| Because if you... | |
| So religion. | |
| Yeah, I really believe that religion is the only way to fix that. | |
| Because I tend to agree, but you do recognize that many, many women do not follow any sort of religiosity whatsoever. | |
| But why do you think it is that those women in particular seem to go for those types of men? | |
| do you think that is you're saying that uh women you're saying they don't give a shit They don't care. | |
| So if a guy has, oh, you know, I've bagged 100 chicks, they don't see that the same way that men see it. | |
| When a woman says, I've bagged 100 dudes, men go, oh, God, that's disgusting, right? | |
| But women don't seem to see it the same way. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I definitely think that that's an issue. | |
| I think that maybe they think, and what, you know, these, we're fed these thoughts, like, oh, you're not, don't even look. | |
| Don't even look for someone who's a virgin because you're not going to find it. | |
| So don't, don't look. | |
| Or they say, like, oh, 90%. | |
| Do you think that so many of these women claiming that you're an incel, what they do is they say, if you have not had sex before X age, you're an incel. | |
| And because of the incel rhetoric, which has gone around, that that is why so many women view chastity in men as being some sort of weakness because they associate it with basement dwelling psychopath incel. | |
| Don't you think that there's a media push towards that? | |
| Yeah, a media push? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, you hit the nail on the head. | |
| I definitely think there's a media push toward it. | |
| And I think that that's, you know, that's an issue. | |
| And it definitely needs to change. | |
| Is it even bad to be an incel? | |
| Or is it even bad to be chased as a man? | |
| It seems like that would be a good quality, but it seems that there's some indoctrination that it somehow makes you a bad person or you're seen in a vilified light. | |
| Like, oh, you can't pull women. | |
| There must be something wrong with you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I think that I don't, I've heard the term incel like maybe once or twice. | |
| And I think I've only heard like my husband explain to me really what it is when someone would call someone that. | |
| So I've been. | |
| Voluntarily celibate. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| There you go. | |
| So these are, so what, but what happens is this kind of great conflation. | |
| So an involuntarily celibate man is a person who's trying to attract female attention but cannot. | |
| Oh, I think that that would be. | |
| But there are men who choose to become chaste who they could, they just choose not to. | |
| And there's this great conflation that happens where they are put in the category of being involuntarily celibate rather than voluntarily celibate. | |
| I think that that's where there's a huge disconnect. | |
| Yeah, I definitely think that's a disconnect. | |
| But I also wonder if it has to do with people, these men actually not seeking it. | |
| I think that involuntary celibacy might be, you know, I mean, they're genuinely not seeking a relationship. | |
| Maybe they don't want to date. | |
| They think these terrible things about women. | |
| They don't want to find a wife because they've maybe had their children. | |
| Well, I mean, why would they want to date a chick who's bagged 10, 15 guys? | |
| Why would they want to do that? | |
| I mean, there's so many what-ifs. | |
| It seems like a bad idea, right? | |
| There's like a lot of what-ifs. | |
| Like, there's not one set answer as to why a guy who is involuntarily celibate would not get laid. | |
| Like, there's just so many reasons as to why. | |
| Same thing for a woman. | |
| Just so many. | |
| Yeah, for somebody who's actually involuntarily celibate. | |
| But what I'm saying is that there's a conflation which happens that men who voluntarily choose chastity are vilified as being incels when they actually are not incels. | |
| They are choosing this, but they're put in that category because they won't engage in the promiscuity of society. | |
| Yeah, it's like the negative connotation to what should be is like, like this man has been chased and saving himself from marriage. | |
| That's the positive connotation, and the negative would be like, oh, he's an incel. | |
| But it shouldn't be that way because it should be. | |
| Well, it shouldn't. | |
| But why do you think that there's such a push from feminists to label men as being incels if they choose chastity? | |
| A great example, there's a regator on this show, Mason, right? | |
| This guy, he looks like a Greek statue, this dude, right? | |
| Chiseled out of stone. | |
| And he is chaste. | |
| He's chaste. | |
| He's still a virgin, right? | |
| Brilliant engineer, very, very, very sharp guy. | |
| But he refuses to compromise on his moral values when it comes to his chastity. | |
| I think that that is something which should be celebrated, but instead it's vilified. | |
| And he is called an incel by multiple women only because he refuses to engage with promiscuity. | |
| And yet when I talk to him, he says, men don't really say that to me. | |
| It's just women. | |
| Women are the ones who say that to me. | |
| That's bizarre to me. | |
| Why do you think that is? | |
| The movement towards sexual liberal liberation in the 70s. | |
| That's the only thing that I could say would actually be that because that's when women decided we can have sex and we can do whatever we want. | |
| Well, is it that or is it that there's women who are promiscuous and they don't like the fact that it's held up as a mirror to them by chaste men who say, I'm not going to engage in that, and they do everything they can to compromise their moral integrity. | |
| Yeah, no, absolutely. | |
| But I think it does go back to like feminism and then the sexual liberation in that era because that's when it like all began. | |
| And it definitely needs to change. | |
| I don't know if we're going to be able to have that kind of a Religious revolution, but I would definitely go for it. | |
| Let me move forward. | |
| Brian looks like I'm moving on. | |
| So, real Trump donated $69. | |
| Why, God, why? | |
| Why did you take Princess Diana and leave us with Prostitute Barbie? | |
| When she got that hat, she looked like a cat high on meth playing with she's definitely a product of incest. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Can I have a hot box? | |
| Thank you, Trump. | |
| You're killing me. | |
| By the way, I have lowered the TTS trigger to 69. | |
| If any of you want to get the TTS in, as we are entering kind of the later portion of the show, the trigger has been reduced to 69. | |
| If anybody is interested in that, so she's not a prostitute. | |
| Let's just get that clear. | |
| No, no, no, she definitely is. | |
| Let's get that clear. | |
| Got to foster. | |
| Well, I guess you guys have different definitions of that word. | |
| Yeah, somebody who has sex with men for money. | |
| Definitely fits that category right now. | |
| Here, I'm going to get through. | |
| I'm going to get through my notes. | |
| So for Michaela, you said hot take. | |
| Wait, wait, hang on. | |
| Did you just tell her to say something? | |
| Was that the first time you were assertive? | |
| Did you just assert your will on your woman? | |
| Did you just do that? | |
| Did you just tell her to say something? | |
| Andrew, you got going praise. | |
| You just crack on. | |
| I do have my own. | |
| I don't know what the hell that means, but moving things on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you said you have a hot take. | |
| Consumption of pornography is cheating. | |
| Hot take pornography creates weak men. | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you want to elaborate on those points at all? | |
| I mean, I think it speaks for itself. | |
| Okay. | |
| If I grant you that consumption of pornography is cheating, and I think it's pretty. | |
| And you would say it's like for both men and women, right? | |
| Oh, I think it's a good idea. | |
| Like a pretty much point. | |
| Okay. | |
| Benefits. | |
| Most women love to be told what to do by a man. | |
| They just don't admit it. | |
| If a man also treats them like shit, they go harder in. | |
| That's why nice sky friends that want more always remain friends. | |
| I mean, he's not lying, though, right? | |
| Like, if we went around the panel, is he lying? | |
| Is he lying? | |
| Look, I see you laughing back there. | |
| I think he has a point. | |
| He has one good point with the woman. | |
| I feel like if a man put, like I said before, if a man puts a woman in a position where she can feel like feminine, then I don't think we will have any problem doing what our man will want us to do or like pleasing him in any way. | |
| But it's the fact that I don't think in this society that men are showing for what they want to receive. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| What do you mean they're not showing what they want to receive? | |
| Like, how do I start this? | |
| Well, just like the point of like today's commitment standards and stuff, you can't really like, we've went on this. | |
| You can't do husband things for a boyfriend. | |
| And I feel like that's like a really big part. | |
| Wifey things for a boyfriend. | |
| So I feel like that's a really big part of like men don't go. | |
| By wifey things, do you mean cooking, cleaning, that type of thing? | |
| Yeah, like that was like around the conversation, the premise of the conversation we had previously. | |
| I don't understand that, though. | |
| If you have a girlfriend who you're dating, let's say you're not having sex, what's wrong with her cooking and cleaning and things like this if you're dating? | |
| No, no, that wasn't my point. | |
| I'm saying that men don't, and like in today's time, men don't really pursue the commitment that they want for us to show like those type of like attributes in a relationship. | |
| And I don't think there's. | |
| Well, okay, hang on. | |
| Now, I think we might tangle on this a little bit. | |
| What do you mean they're not that? | |
| Are you saying that they're not like leading you in such a way where you feel like you want to be led? | |
| Is that where you're going with this? | |
| Or? | |
| If I'm let me put myself in a situation where I'm not in a relationship with a man, but he expects those certain treatments. | |
| That's what I mean. | |
| Well, by relationship, you mean not his girlfriend? | |
| Yes. | |
| Like, that was the premises of the conversation we had. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, I'm just, can you expand on it for me? | |
| I'm saying that, wait, the first question that we started off with was: what was the topic again? | |
| Well, we were discussing why it is that you think Brian's favorite simply $69. | |
| Crazy episode. | |
| BPD girl refusing to leave and Maddie going Molly Maid on the carpet. | |
| Brian, stay strong. | |
| Maddie starter cleaning channel instead of cooking. | |
| YouTube, not a fan. | |
| I'm about to start a carpet cleaning business. | |
| You can see how well it is. | |
| Destiny donated $69. | |
| Catholicism considers excessive smoking a sin against the virtue of temperance. | |
| Let's all watch Andrew dismiss it and pretend it doesn't count for him so he can go back to attacking others for their sin. | |
| I'm not a Catholic. | |
| I'm not a Roman Catholic. | |
| I'm an Eastern Orthodox. | |
| That's one. | |
| And then two, you would have to define excessive, and then you would have to make proof that it took me away from my Lord Jesus Christ. | |
| You can never do it in a million years. | |
| You're an idiot. | |
| I would destroy you in 15 seconds. | |
| But anyway, back to the wondrous conversation that we were having with this lovely woman this evening. | |
| I wonder if you could expand just kind of quickly on what you were saying earlier. | |
| You were talking about how it is that women who are not compartmentalized as girlfriend material essentially are acting in a wifely way. | |
| So I started off by saying that if you put a woman in a position that they can feel like feminine and lead and like follow you, not lead, follow you, I feel like in today's standards of dating, men don't really show that sense of commitment that would put women in that position. | |
| So you're saying, okay, so this is maybe where we have the deviation. | |
| What is the expectation that you have when you're dating? | |
| To like me in a committed relationship? | |
| Yeah, but I mean, you're not committed yet. | |
| You're just dating. | |
| Can you rephrase that? | |
| I'm not really sure what you mean by that. | |
| Yeah, so I mean, you could date, let's say you could even date 10 men without sleeping with any of them. | |
| Right? | |
| Go on dates, you can go on dinner, this and that. | |
| What is the actual expectation that you have? | |
| Me personally, I wouldn't put much effort in it if it's not like one person if I'm like dating around. | |
| It wouldn't really be anything serious to the point where I put myself out there to like show exceeding expectations with that relationship. | |
| Or situations. | |
| So from your view, you're saying you only want to date one man at a time, right? | |
| Yeah, and I'd put that, I'd put myself in a situation to feel feminine enough to allow him to lead me in any aspect. | |
| Well, I have a question. | |
| Could we all answer this to like figure it out? | |
| Because I can say, at least for me, if I'm going to be dating a guy, it's going to be dating a guy because I like the guy, which then leads to a relationship, which then would mean we'd get serious. | |
| And then it's to the point of marriage, I would want to say, at least for me personally. | |
| Like, not saying that I'm going to be dating to marry, but like definitely dating to like be with someone for a long time. | |
| And like actually wanting to be with just this person, like monogamously. | |
| So if you had to summarize the question, what is the summary? | |
| Well, like, what would we all be dating for? | |
| Marriage. | |
| Yeah, that's now. | |
| Anonymous donated $69. | |
| Brian, living in Comifornia, you know how expensive this shite is. | |
| To the girl in the cowboys, 33t, this is for you. | |
| You're at least an eight. | |
| Hope you're not a liberal. | |
| Cheers, Andrew. | |
| I'm not one specific thing, but thank you. | |
| Cheers to you. | |
| Thank you, Anonymous. | |
| Thank you, Anonymous. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Also, just thank you to Brian's favorite simp. | |
| I didn't, I forgot to thank you for your TTS earlier. | |
| Thank you, Destiny, even though whatever. | |
| That's not the actual destiny. | |
| That's some other guy. | |
| Did you want to continue on that, Andrew? | |
| Yeah, well, she was saying, what are you dating for? | |
| I think that's a good question for the panel if you don't mind humoring us, Brian. | |
| Yes, what are you doing? | |
| What are you guys dating for? | |
| What is the purpose of dating? | |
| Let's start with you. | |
| Me? | |
| Yeah, well, you're already married, so I don't know. | |
| Yeah, I guess you're the answer still, but we know your answer. | |
| No, yeah, I'm definitely dating for marriage. | |
| I felt like that's where I was hoping to get in my last relationship. | |
| I feel like that's why I was doing all that. | |
| And then also, I think it comes with the intention, and that was definitely my intention. | |
| Was to get married? | |
| Yes, and that's why I was doing those duties as in cooking, cleaning, and providing spiritually and financially, and so on. | |
| So, you were in a monogamous relationship with a single, single guy? | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I understand. | |
| Is sex a part of that? | |
| I'm sorry? | |
| Is sex a part of that? | |
| It wasn't at first, but then once he made the environment for me to feel safe, then yes, I had sex with him. | |
| With me personally, I wouldn't describe myself as a person who would date aimlessly. | |
| I wouldn't say marriage either because I'm so young, but definitely for like correct experiences that will shape me into somebody that I want to be. | |
| Whoa, Wait, wait. | |
| Back up. | |
| You're not dating for marriage specifically because I'm so young. | |
| For experiences? | |
| I wouldn't say experiences in a way. | |
| You're probably thinking, but if it would lead to marriage. | |
| No, I'm not in for a marriage. | |
| Yeah, an experience of a long-term relationship that might lead me to marriage, but because I'm so young, it's not a guarantee that I would like, if I don't 100% see myself marrying that person, I would cut it off completely. | |
| Not like that, because I'm reaching for those experiences that would shape me into like a person. | |
| What's wrong with getting married young, though? | |
| Nothing, nothing at all. | |
| But me personally, because of what I want to do with my career and like stuff like that, it's just not on my. | |
| Well, what do you want to do? | |
| Me, hopefully, medical, um, the med field. | |
| I'm not sure what doctor, but you know, like that's really time committing, especially with like my load of study right now, currently, even as a college student. | |
| Are you going to medical school? | |
| Um, it would be a hope currently, but we never know. | |
| I don't understand it. | |
| It could be a hope. | |
| Are you going to medical school or are you right now just doing the prerequisites to go? | |
| Right now, I'm a college student, but I'm saying that looking forward in the future with what I currently hope to do, early marriage wouldn't be a priority for me. | |
| Why not? | |
| Just because of how I see myself like maneuvering in that lifestyle. | |
| I just wanted to give you a career over marriage. | |
| Like, let's say you found the perfect guy tomorrow. | |
| He was great and fantastic and this and that. | |
| Would you still prioritize your career over that? | |
| If he put me in a position, if he put me in a position where it wouldn't interfere with anything that has to do with my career, of course. | |
| You can also afford to be married. | |
| If he had enough money to just take care of you and ask you to abandon the career, why would that actually be problematic? | |
| That would depend on the person, right? | |
| Like what your dreams and your passions are based off of a guy who just wants to pay everything off for you. | |
| Some people would be down for that, but she doesn't seem like she'd be down for that. | |
| She wants to have a child. | |
| Yeah, I know, but she has a mouth and can speak for herself, and we're having a combo. | |
| So just relax for a second, and if you don't mind letting her answer, I'm going to piggyback exactly that. | |
| Yeah, no, calm down. | |
| I know you're not. | |
| If you get mad, if you're not allowed to speak for somebody else, you get mad. | |
| I get that. | |
| But just let them speak for themselves. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Let them speak for themselves. | |
| It's cool. | |
| Anyway, so back to you. | |
| If you don't mind kind of elaborating on this, because I find this kind of interesting. | |
| Why is it that you would reject a man taking care of you if he wanted you to reject the pursuance of a career in lieu of children? | |
| Because why would I do that? | |
| I don't really understand. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Well, because you only have X amount of fertile years, right? | |
| I mean, but why would that be my top priority? | |
| Yeah, I'll explain it. | |
| Okay, so if you want to have a family and a husband and children, and you find a good high-value man or a man with virtue who wants to also have children, basically your 20s is going to be the years in which you bear the most amount of children. | |
| In your 30s, that's going to rapidly decrease. | |
| Same thing in your 40s. | |
| So if he says, listen, I would like you to stay at home with our children to make the most optimal family possible, and I will take care of the money. | |
| Why is it unreasonable for him to ask you to do that? | |
| Just because of my passions as a person, and I would really like, I would want to be with somebody who would understand that. | |
| I really wouldn't put myself in that situation. | |
| So you would reject family and your fertile years for what it is that you want. | |
| I mean, but how do you know family is a priority for me? | |
| Like, I don't, I don't. | |
| Because you said it was. | |
| When did I say that? | |
| Well, earlier when we were having the argument about Christian ethics, I assume that you follow, I assume you follow Christian ethics. | |
| Am I incorrect about that? | |
| I'm Catholic, yeah, but I understand the rest of the world. | |
| I'm demanded by the Catholic Church to be fertile and to multiply. | |
| But that's not really one of my, it's not really something I want to do going like, it's not my top priority. | |
| Like, yes, as a Catholic, I understand that, but with the whole system of me being Catholic, there's stuff I don't agree with. | |
| And I understand that it might not like align with other Catholics and how they might see me, but it's just something I don't really agree with. | |
| And it's not like I'm picking and choosing, but it just doesn't align with me as a person. | |
| Well, when you talk to your priest, what does he say? | |
| We don't really talk about things like that. | |
| I don't think this is really important. | |
| Do you talk to your priest? | |
| No. | |
| Do you really attend Catholic Mass very often? | |
| I mean, I go to confessional stuff like that, but I don't really think that's something that would be brought up. | |
| Me not wanting to. | |
| I mean, it's brought up quite a bit, right? | |
| If that's your spirit, if that's your spiritual father, isn't that a person you would confide that kind of thing into? | |
| Or no? | |
| No, that's true, but I really just don't think that's such a big deal, you know? | |
| I don't know what we're going back and forth about. | |
| Well, we're not really going back and forth. | |
| I just want to make sure I understand your mindset. | |
| That's it. | |
| So ultimately, if you think that there is any sort of pushback from your religious views towards the things that you personally want, you will abandon the religious view for the thing that you want. | |
| That's not really what I like. | |
| I don't see my actions as that. | |
| I'm not saying I'm not going to start a family at all. | |
| That's definitely something I want, but not so early. | |
| That's not a priority for me, no? | |
| Well, when? | |
| How many years do you have to start one? | |
| Whenever it happens, God willing. | |
| That's God's time, not mine's. | |
| As long as it's on the terms of you also get what it is that you personally desire, right? | |
| I mean, that is my train of thought while I'm advancing in life. | |
| You don't consider that somewhat selfish? | |
| No, because I'm not abandoning what God wants altogether. | |
| It's just not an early priority for me. | |
| You haven't even talked to your priest about it. | |
| How do you know that? | |
| I mean, like I said before, God's timing. | |
| Whatever happens, happens. | |
| I'm going to leave it at that. | |
| All right, all right. | |
| I'll let it go from there. | |
| I just wanted to inquire. | |
| We can continue with the same question around the table if Brian, unless Brian wants to move this on. | |
| Well, I got to get through all my notes first, so I think we do have to move it on to something else. | |
| I wanted to come back to my question for you. | |
| You said that consumption of pornography is cheating. | |
| Pornography creates weak men, and it seems you seem to have this. | |
| It's also the case for women too, though, correct? | |
| Women consuming pornography, that would be cheating, too. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, I think there's a bit of a differential here. | |
| And if I grant to you that consumption of pornography is cheating on the man's part, now I'm not going to frame it from a cheating perspective, but I would argue that men watching pornography is the equivalent of women using social media. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's my whole point. | |
| Like in what way? | |
| Right. | |
| So men and women are different. | |
| Men want sex, women want attention. | |
| And so, what? | |
| Disagree or? | |
| Do you not think men also want attention? | |
| Nope. | |
| Not to the same degree that women do. | |
| I think it depends on the person. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sure, yes. | |
| Yeah, by dying. | |
| The damage it's doing. | |
| I would argue. | |
| Sorry, my bad. | |
| So I would argue that a lot of women seem to take quarrel with men watching porn. | |
| I would not want to date a guy who watched porn, or you would see it as a potential yellow flag, red flag. | |
| Ryan McCulloch donated $69. | |
| Ladies, I'd like to point out that the sooner you have children, the longer your kids will have access to you in their lifetime. | |
| That's a really good point, though. | |
| That's true. | |
| That's a really good point, Ryan. | |
| Ryan Midko. | |
| So there's this differential here. | |
| So I would argue that as a woman, if you're like, I don't want a guy to, excuse me, I don't want a guy to watch porn. | |
| I think the equivalent request and demand on the man's part would be to say, I don't want you on social media. | |
| I think that's the equivalent request. | |
| Like actually posting on social media or just only in general? | |
| Yeah, no social media, no Instagram. | |
| I don't think that's equivalent. | |
| I don't think that's equivalent either. | |
| I think there's no guy. | |
| Because men can get attention on social media. | |
| Really? | |
| How many DMs? | |
| Hold on, hold on. | |
| Okay, let me ask. | |
| I don't know where I'll start on this. | |
| How many DMs, who said that? | |
| Me. | |
| You? | |
| Okay. | |
| How many DMs do you get from random dudes? | |
| I mean, I get DMs. | |
| Every day? | |
| Not every day, but... | |
| Couple week? | |
| Highly. | |
| Okay, how many DMs are you sending out? | |
| I mean, if I see someone who's attractive, I'll slide up with a hard eye, say you look good. | |
| How many DMs have you ever sent in your whole life? | |
| Like to a guy? | |
| To a guy who you're like. | |
| A couple. | |
| How many? | |
| I can't count, but not five. | |
| More? | |
| More, probably. | |
| Like, not my different guys, but if a guy looks good and I know him, I'm going to tell him. | |
| What's the ratio? | |
| Like, how many DMs are you receiving together? | |
| It's definitely higher, yes. | |
| I get more DMs than a guy would. | |
| Yeah, so, I mean, there's definitely some differentials here, but yeah, I would argue that the sort of validation that you're getting on social media, that's pretty damaging to a relationship. | |
| I mean, if you allow it to, I guess. | |
| I don't think it's half as damaging as sexual infidelity. | |
| Wait, porn is not as damaging as sexual infidelity. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I don't think that like being on In like Instagram, social media, any of that is ha and it's nowhere near the damage that sexual infidelity does. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| That's that is the uh a woman being on Instagram is like the uh shit, what's it called? | |
| The gateway to infidelity. | |
| If you allow it. | |
| So I can't hope that guys will find her attractive. | |
| Oh, she's but when you put yourself out there on porn, you want people to see that you're attractive. | |
| Here's the difference, right? | |
| When it comes to men and women. | |
| So men and women are not the same. | |
| Like women, the way you flirt is to just kind of put yourself out there. | |
| So you won't slide into a guy's DMs, but you'll post like an attractive, sexy photo, which will kind of prompt men to them to then DM you. | |
| You're not going to approach a guy, but you'll just go to the bar or the club or the party, and guys are just going to come up to you. | |
| So men and women operate very differently. | |
| That's why I'm actually very much against like dating a girl who goes out and party, like goes to bars, clubs, and parties. | |
| Now, I don't drink. | |
| I don't go to parties. | |
| Well, actually, I had a hard seltzer. | |
| I knew today was a little mess. | |
| So I don't drink, though, generally speaking. | |
| So I had half the fucking bottle. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So I guess the point I'm trying to make here is like, as a girl, like as a guy, you can go to a bar or a club, grab a drink, sit at the bar. | |
| Nobody's going to fucking talk to you the entire night. | |
| But a girl, you go to a bar, club, party, whatever, with your girls, even by yourself. | |
| You're going to get hit on. | |
| So that's why it's actually a bigger red flag for a girl to be like going out and partying in a relationship. | |
| Same with like having social media. | |
| Like a guy can go through his whole life, average guy, normal guy, go through his whole life. | |
| Girl will never slide into his DMs. | |
| Average girl, 500 followers, public account, college girl, bro, she's getting DMs from dudes. | |
| College guys, blue check, whatever. | |
| So it's totally different. | |
| So in a relationship, no, but here's the thing. | |
| Since men and women are different, we have different strategies here. | |
| Like men are, oh shit, how's it go? | |
| Men are advertisers and women are marketers? | |
| Yeah, men are advertisers. | |
| Women are marketers. | |
| So you kind of just like put yourself out there. | |
| It's like kind of the difference of like, okay, y'all are the employers and men are coming to you. | |
| Here's my resume. | |
| Whereas men, it's like we're fucking passing out our resume everywhere and shit. | |
| And so, and so like men, when we get into a relationship, we stop. | |
| Like our edge when it comes to dating would be like DMing a girl, going out to a no, DMing a girl, approaching a girl. | |
| But obviously we realize in society, hey, we cut that off when we're in a relationship. | |
| We stop doing that because that's cheating. | |
| But women never stop their edge when it comes to you're still on the market, even when you're in a relationship, when you're going to the bar, when you're going to the club, when you're posting on Instagram, you're still on the market because you're still sourcing men, even when you're in a relationship. | |
| That's why so many women, when they break up with a dude, they got a replacement immediately. | |
| But that can quit. | |
| They play with men too. | |
| do you mean like it's i feel like you're trying to like target a lot of these questions but in reality it goes both ways I mean, sure, maybe to you, it seems like it's majority, like, this is happening to guys because of women. | |
| But, like, it goes the same way. | |
| Like, it happens to women because of guys. | |
| Me? | |
| Yeah, just a little bit to your left. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Men, it's not advertisers. | |
| Men are salesmen. | |
| Women are marketers. | |
| That's the differential. | |
| So in a committed relationship, a man should stop pitching and a woman should stop advertising. | |
| That's my view. | |
| Would you not like your girlfriend to be like most men like the girlfriend to be attractive and approached by other men because then you can kind of put them on a pedestal of I've got her but everyone wants her? | |
| Or would you say you were too insecure for people that approached well I can't I mean I can't like if she's going to Trader Joe's I'm not going to be able to stop like men from approaching her But I mean I do prefer women who dress more modestly. | |
| I prefer women who aren't like putting themselves all over social media Instagram and I definitely don't I will not date a girl who's like clubbing partying doing that shit. | |
| Yeah, but people can people can still post photos while they're fully clothed and still go about the day as I used to post selfies. | |
| I'm still posting selfies now. | |
| I don't see why they need to stop doing that. | |
| Like whether it was the most Christian girl possible. | |
| Why do they then need to stop posting pictures of the fest because they watch too insecure? | |
| I mean their faces that's not a huge deal but like posting like sexually provocative photos but what if they're novel you would you say on Instagram in general you're not going to be able to do that. | |
| Well there was an implication there of like perhaps I failed to kind of give a bit more nuance. | |
| So like if she's posting like revealing like bikini photos and shit. | |
| That's understandable. | |
| Yeah, that's understandable. | |
| And it's like there's differences though. | |
| Like there's like a more tame bikini photo and then there's like a here's my ass bikini photo. | |
| Well obviously that would be unacceptable right I get that. | |
| I'm thinking you meant like a regular gender Instagram. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like I'm not super hardcore with it. | |
| Like I'm not like but preferably donated $69. | |
| No social media. | |
| So if God puts the man in front of you now, you would reject him for your career. | |
| Let's do math. | |
| Two guys a week is 100 plus guys a year. | |
| And you're still single. | |
| It's you not the men. | |
| Try being a lady. | |
| God forbid a woman wants a career. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| So I'm not understanding. | |
| Well, wait a second. | |
| Hang on. | |
| That's kind of disingenuous because it doesn't really answer to what he's saying. | |
| I mean like what I'm saying is that if God were to put that perfect man in your lap, you would still reject him for your career because of, well, what I like to call meism. | |
| Me, me, I feel like, I mean, in my, in my definition. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| That's the key, right? | |
| That's what he's getting at, is he's saying you would still reject what could be the best thing for you because of what it is that you think is some inherent goal or some inherent purpose. | |
| And so he's saying that that would obviously, from a Christian worldview, lead to massive regret down the road because it seems that you're not fulfilling the function that you would normally fill as a woman inside of a Christian marriage. | |
| That's what he's saying. | |
| In my opinion, I feel like a man that God would put in front of me, that's perfect. | |
| I don't think my career would be an issue. | |
| That's just what I'm going to say, yeah. | |
| Because I don't really, I don't think. | |
| So is, I'm sorry, are you there to fulfill what God's purpose for you is? | |
| Or are you there to fulfill what your purpose for you is? | |
| God's purpose, of course, yes. | |
| Yeah, so then what's God's purpose for you? | |
| If he puts a perfect man in my way and it's his purpose for me to marry him, I do not believe that my career would be an issue. | |
| Yeah, I know, but what if that's God's purpose? | |
| How would I if God, I'm saying, if God puts a man in my life and it's his purpose for me to marry him and he's the perfect man for me, my career won't be an issue. | |
| Yeah, hey, Brandon, since you're a cuck, have you ever thought about dying your hair blue? | |
| You are a data lip tard to generate kuma. | |
| Oh my god, what the fuck? | |
| Am I? | |
| I felt that good blue there. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I might have to show you. | |
| Are you going to dye your hair blue? | |
| It could work. | |
| Paint. | |
| It's a little bold colour. | |
| Can I just add to that? | |
| So basically, you're saying that a woman should just literally abide by what you want to do and cook, clean, not have a life, not go out anywhere but to the shops. | |
| Never leave the house unless it's with you. | |
| And then just serve the purpose. | |
| Can you wait until I finish? | |
| Okay, Andrew, why don't you tell the panel how a wife has five kids and three aren't yours? | |
| You preach high value, yet you are a stepdad to three kids. | |
| Beta. | |
| Now smile and show us those pearly yellows. | |
| Big up, Speedo. | |
| Big up, Baba. | |
| Here's the pearly yellows. | |
| And I'm sorry, are you saying that I'm so altruistic as a Christian that I don't care about taking on stepchildren? | |
| Or that I would run an orphanage or that I would take care of children who are not mine and that somehow that is a dunk against my Christian values? | |
| You would have to demonstrate that. | |
| A cuck, even by its traditional sentiments, would be a person who unwittingly took care of children who were not their own, or allow a man to fuck his wife. | |
| If your missus has been fucked. | |
| Neither category. | |
| There's only one cuck here, and he's sitting next to the blonde. | |
| Yeah, and she's sexy as fuck. | |
| But your missus has been fucked. | |
| Like it or not, she's been fucked. | |
| She's enjoyed it. | |
| Allow my missus to get fucked by anybody else. | |
| You allow your missus to get fucked by other men. | |
| Yeah, but you raised them. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Who with purpose allows their missus to get fucked by other men? | |
| Me or you, sir. | |
| You've allowed your missus to put your mother's money. | |
| Answer my question, sir. | |
| Who allows with purpose their missus to get fucked by other men, me or you? | |
| Your missus has been fucked by other men, so what's the difference? | |
| Answer my question, sir. | |
| Who with purpose allows their missus to get fucked by other men, me or you? | |
| Me, because we make money and we enjoy it. | |
| So what's the problem? | |
| Because you're a fucking cuck. | |
| Put your swords away. | |
| Your missus is by every metric. | |
| Okay, guys, guys, guys. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Guys, guys, guys. | |
| Stop. | |
| Stop, stop. | |
| Your misses. | |
| Hold on, let me stop treating kids. | |
| Hold on, stop, stop, stop. | |
| Let me, let me, okay. | |
| All right, hold on. | |
| Let me get through the rest of my notes here. | |
| I'm going to get through the rest of my notes. | |
| Your missus is meeting Jesus. | |
| Okay, put your swords away, guys. | |
| All right. | |
| Going to Grace. | |
| Grace here. | |
| You said your hot take. | |
| Sometimes waiting to have sex is cool rather than rushing. | |
| When you say waiting to have sex, like waiting how long? | |
| Like, just waiting, because those guys are sex. | |
| Just waiting. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hickory. | |
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| Hickory kickery cuck. | |
| Let lady BJ are the cucks. | |
| They shoot their loads. | |
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| All right, fucking the real Shakespeare. | |
| Shakespeare in the flesh over here tonight, guys. | |
| How long waiting? | |
| How long? | |
| Well, that's kind of, I don't know. | |
| Like, that's. | |
| I feel like giving it a definitive answer because, like, I already said, I've already had sex. | |
| So speaking on that, like, I think I said earlier, like, me and me and my ex, we had known each other for about like four or five months. | |
| And then on our first date, that's when, you know, it happened. | |
| And that's fine. | |
| I don't have an issue. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| And I think, I don't know, that was just, that was my first time, you know? | |
| So I think that's why it all hit me like I was. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Just wait. | |
| It was your first time having sex ever? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I wasn't paying. | |
| I must have missed this. | |
| No, yeah, I think you were. | |
| So you were virgin. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, and then the first time you hung out with this guy lost your virginity. | |
| No, no, no, not first time. | |
| We had known each other and proper date. | |
| Proper date. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But you tied into him for four or five months. | |
| Four or five months. | |
| We had established talking, and then that's when I told him about the sushi too. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Well, the mummy's blue. | |
| The mummy's blue. | |
| Okay. | |
| So have you ever made a guy wait? | |
| Oh, like, well, I mean, after him, yeah. | |
| After him, yeah. | |
| But in your notes here, you also say that you've also done one-night stands, flings, situationships. | |
| So I also know the aspect of non-formal dating. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And to be fair, I genuinely think I can make for a pretty good talk. | |
| But when you say you've done one-night stands, flings, situationships. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was just curious, like, how many one-night stands? | |
| So if I'm being completely honest, like after the breakup, that really hurt. | |
| And I think a lot of people can agree with this too. | |
| And I've changed my ways now. | |
| I would say I'm trying to be a better person. | |
| And also, that's why I didn't speak on the whole religious topic because I'm trying to find my way through religious. | |
| So it's taking some time. | |
| But like I said, my, like, sorry, can you repeat the question? | |
| Oh, I was just curious. | |
| Like, you said you weren't. | |
| Oh, yeah, I have. | |
| Okay. | |
| So after the breakup, I was devastated. | |
| I was devastated. | |
| You know, I thought that was, I thought that was the one. | |
| And I had found out also that I believe it was like a day after or three days after we broke up or that I broke up with him. | |
| He just fucked another girl and hooked up with her. | |
| And he did it like, yeah, it was just, it was terrible. | |
| And so that broke my heart. | |
| But instead of in which I should have, in which I should have, I should have, you know, just taken the bigger, like, the road, the bigger road, and, you know, continue with my piece. | |
| But I feel like here at UCSB, I don't know who, I don't know who mentioned it earlier, but like the hookup culture here is real. | |
| And it's like, you know, I had experienced like a one-night stand and I hated it. | |
| I hated it. | |
| It was, it felt so after like being in such a like long relationship, I learned that, you know, like your value, your value just really determines on what you like, how you go on with situations. | |
| And I put myself in that situation. | |
| So I took full accountability and you know, I live on and I learned. | |
| Okay, but you're kind of meandering here. | |
| Wait, so the question was, I was just asking, like, how many one-night stands was it? | |
| One. | |
| Oh, just one. | |
| Okay. | |
| A one-night stand. | |
| All that, like, all that pretext and, like, okay, I'm going to preface. | |
| Well, I've, like, I did the one-night stand, but then I've also, like, hooked up with guys, like, on DP, like, and yeah, that was not. | |
| Yeah, I was. | |
| No, I'm not, I'm not judging you. | |
| Like, the term hookup is, like, so, like, broad. | |
| Oh, um, like, makeout. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Good to know. | |
| We can establish that. | |
| Good to know. | |
| I have situationships. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But so you have, like, you have had one-night stands, flings, situationships, and in those situations, like, you would say you did not wait long to have sex. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because, but you said your hot take. | |
| Sometimes waiting to have sex is cool rather than that. | |
| Yeah, because now I know. | |
| Now I know it's like valuing yourself and waiting is, I wouldn't say the right choice, but for me, I changed my way. | |
| I'm like, I can't say I'm a perfect person, but. | |
| I mean, no one is. | |
| But you know, as long as you learn from your experiences, and it can be different with everyone. | |
| And sometimes you have to make those mistakes to learn those lessons because then if you didn't go through that, then you wouldn't know that wasn't for you. | |
| So yeah, the right choice is for the person. | |
| And I think like as women, when we aren't really that type of person, and then go into that. | |
| Victor Sandoval Jr. donated $69. | |
| Yeah, thank you, Victor. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Blessings to all. | |
| Been watching the podcast for a while. | |
| Long live the patriarchy. | |
| Feminism is destroying the traditional family. | |
| Andrew, you're the man. | |
| Brian, thank you for this podcast. | |
| Yo, thank you, Victor. | |
| Appreciate the message. | |
| Much appreciated. | |
| I'll ask a question donated to that, Victor. | |
| Your atheism never got you money either. | |
| You seem like a kind man completely deceived by feminism. | |
| Feminism wants to destroy marriage. | |
| Don't get married in future. | |
| As an atheist, she will take all her dollar. | |
| You want her? | |
| Oh, okay, we got a bunch of people. | |
| Hey, Cuck Brandon, what's up with your teeth, bruh? | |
| Water bad over there in England. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, my teeth are good. | |
| She's hungry. | |
| We have chips. | |
| Yeah, there's some chips about that. | |
| I want to reply to that. | |
| So what did I say? | |
| Sorry, get that back up. | |
| Or read it out if you can. | |
| What's up with your teeth, brother? | |
| The previous one. | |
| Oh, your atheism never got you money. | |
| You seem like a kind man. | |
| Oh, I am kind. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm not deceived by feminism. | |
| Feminism wants to destroy marriage. | |
| Don't get married in future as an atheist. | |
| She will take all your money. | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| Again, we have the same mindset. | |
| Wait, isn't she the breadwinner? | |
| Wait, who do you mean? | |
| Yeah, yeah, she's... | |
| No, they're saying that... | |
| No, not this way. | |
| Don't come to come. | |
| She's going back. | |
| Yeah, she makes more money than me. | |
| So they're saying I'm going to take all your money, babe. | |
| I actually make like a lot more than what he does. | |
| So if anything, I'm the sugar mummy of the relationship. | |
| There you have it. | |
| Yeah, I'm happy. | |
| Again, we're making money. | |
| We're doing our thing. | |
| Call me whatever. | |
| I don't care, to be honest. | |
| So going back to the actually, really quick on the whole waiting for sex thing. | |
| As somebody who like I'm not waiting for marriage, I've had sex. | |
| So that ship has sailed. | |
| What's that stupid like that you brought? | |
| I know, no. | |
| The way I framed that was kind of funny. | |
| I had sex once. | |
| Look at me. | |
| No, I'm so cool. | |
| No, it's more like that ship has sailed. | |
| I'm not like waiting for marriage or anything. | |
| But like, what's weird to me as a guy who's like a bit more on the secular side? | |
| I don't believe in like, like for me, I'm desirous of a long-term relationship. | |
| So I'm not just trying to sleep with like every single girl I meet. | |
| Like if I sleep with a girl, I want to continue seeing her. | |
| I want there to be a continuity. | |
| But like one of the hiccups that I have, especially encountering like, I mean, I would even extend this to a woman who's Christian, but who has a past, it's like to me, it's like it's a pretty bad, raw deal for like, okay, all the previous guys you slept with, it was like relatively quickly. | |
| Now you've matched with me and now you want to wait three months. | |
| You want to wait like this extended period of time. | |
| You want to wait until marriage even. | |
| I'm not saying that women shouldn't change and you're 100% within your right. | |
| I'm just saying for me personally, that's not the type of girl I would want to date. | |
| And I'd just be upfront with her. | |
| I wouldn't waste her time. | |
| I wouldn't just like stick around and go through the waiting just to sleep with her just so I can. | |
| But it's kind of this thing where it's like, well, I'm a bit skeptical of your motivations here because I don't know if this is your actual value set because I've definitely, for example, you'll encounter a girl who's making you wait to have sex while she's fucking another guy and she never made that guy wait for sex. | |
| So it's not, it's like this sort of arbitrary, like it's not an actual value that you have. | |
| You're just like, ah, okay, I want to secure a relationship from this guy. | |
| It has nothing to do with my values. | |
| I'm just going to like do the carrot on the stick and play a game and use sex as leverage. | |
| In my view, when it comes to relationships, whenever a woman uses, it just sets a terrible frame for the relationship. | |
| I know this doesn't like, this doesn't make sense from like, I'm not really religious, but it doesn't make, doesn't compute with a Christian worldview. | |
| But when women use sex as leverage in a relationship, I think it's absolutely terrible. | |
| Like, oh, okay, well, I need this from you. | |
| You need to treat, like, do these behaviors, then we have sex. | |
| I think sex should be a mutually desired thing. | |
| Both people should have a desire for each other. | |
| So, me personally, it's kind of like ridiculous when a girl's like, oh, okay. | |
| I, well, two weeks ago, I had a one-night stand with a guy, and he doesn't matter at all. | |
| I don't care about him. | |
| He's a fuckbook. | |
| But your relationship materials 69. | |
| It's like, okay, that's crazy. | |
| Hello, Governor. | |
| Did your stepfather let other blokes shag your mum, maybe in the bum? | |
| Do you come from a long line of cucks? | |
| Did anyone ever tell you if you look like Sid from my salary? | |
| I get it all the time. | |
| And no. | |
| Yeah, we're in temp for Kirkland bottle. | |
| Again, my mum and stepdad lived in a different era. | |
| They've struggled for money. | |
| My stepdad had two jobs. | |
| I had periods where I had fuck all in the cupboards. | |
| I haven't got a wealthy family. | |
| And for the money I'm earning now, I don't regret it. | |
| Why not? | |
| And again, my mum's happy. | |
| I think my family are happy. | |
| I've not directly said to him, they're happy. | |
| But again, they see the bank balance. | |
| And I look after my family, look after everyone, and yeah, go from there. | |
| So I don't care really. | |
| Again, if you put the older generation with our social media now, who knows what my mum and stepfather would have done. | |
| Like, it could have been massive orgies. | |
| It could have been everything. | |
| So who knows? | |
| But, again, I'm making the money now. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Are you saying that you think that your parents would have... | |
| Do you think that your stepdad would have let other men fuck his mom? | |
| No, no, probably not. | |
| I'll be honest. | |
| It would have meant more money for her. | |
| Again, I didn't want to wake up at shoot the clock, come home at shoe o'clock. | |
| I do want the easy way out. | |
| Again, you get one life. | |
| want to live it to the max and again if i yeah no no i get that but i just want to make sure that we're clear on this point No, no, we're clear. | |
| You think that in a different generation, your generation, whatever that is, I don't know what generation you are. | |
| I'm guessing that gen typical humor. | |
| Maddie, can you read that? | |
| Nobody really believes the Bible is literal. | |
| Apparently, it only breeds bigots and hypocritical moral judging dickheads. | |
| Brian Def Virgin, real quick. | |
| Bri, where is a girl's blank when she's on talk? | |
| Yeah, it's funny because there's this clip like up here talking. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Intel and Wild donated $69. | |
| People miss internet. | |
| Hey, Cuck Brandon, what about them teeth, Don? | |
| Them teeth are from big up at UK Smiles, big up Antadio for Turkey. | |
| Yeah, I've got Dalon promo. | |
| I've got the best smile I can ask for. | |
| My teeth were dreadful before. | |
| And yeah, now I'm happy. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Well, how do you manage to get dental work done and they still keep the gap in the teeth? | |
| Do you think that's British? | |
| There's no gaffing the teeth. | |
| Where's that girl? | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| That's a joke. | |
| It's a joke. | |
| It's a girl's joke. | |
| It's a British joke. | |
| It's a British joke. | |
| Calm down. | |
| It's a great joke. | |
| Okay. | |
| You ruined the whole thing. | |
| But anyway, back to this. | |
| This is the real question. | |
| I just want to make sure that I have this down. | |
| You think that if your parents were Zoomers, that your stepfather would have let you go? | |
| I don't know what they would have done. | |
| But all I'm saying is they didn't have access to what we've got access today. | |
| Yeah, they did. | |
| They didn't have social media. | |
| Yeah, of course they did. | |
| Do you think that pornography was not a thing when your parents were your age? | |
| Are you out of your mind? | |
| When did the internet become a thing? | |
| When did the internet doesn't need to be a thing for pornography to be a thing? | |
| It was a different media. | |
| It is not as mainstream. | |
| Before there was the internet, there was a massive porn industry. | |
| The 70s were riddled with pornography. | |
| It was the 80s and 90s. | |
| Can you explain to me why it is that your stepfather did not let other men fuck your mom so that she could make money? | |
| What do you think that that deciding factor was? | |
| Oh, wait, wait. | |
| Intel Wilde donated $69. | |
| The slag in the cuck 304 version of Beauty and the Beast. | |
| A three-year fellow being a card. | |
| A three-year-old is great, of course. | |
| Hold on, let's just for time's sake. | |
| I gotta move things along. | |
| We've already, I feel like we've already different, yeah, yeah. | |
| Different generation. | |
| We've got more access now. | |
| Again, I'm not going back on access. | |
| You don't have more access. | |
| Listen to Instagram. | |
| You date that Playboy, and you think that camera film pornography was not a big thing when your parents were your age? | |
| You're out of your mind. | |
| It was a massive thing. | |
| How old are your parents? | |
| Are they 70? | |
| No, they're in their 40s, I believe. | |
| What are they in their 40s, 50s? | |
| 40s, like 40s. | |
| Yeah, there was a big porn. | |
| Dude, that was porn was a big thing. | |
| Family parties were a big thing. | |
| Everyone had to go. | |
| They could have made money at pornography. | |
| They just didn't. | |
| Anyone could start on OnlyFans. | |
| Not everyone could have done porn back then. | |
| We would move on. | |
| Brian, take the lead because I'm not keeping it. | |
| The wingman donated. | |
| Why couldn't 69? | |
| Why couldn't this be porn back then? | |
| Ladies, I don't get it. | |
| Would you date my buddy, Christian Conservative, Fit Country, six figures, has beard, but he's five to six. | |
| Be gentle. | |
| Okay, starting with you over here. | |
| Oh my god, okay. | |
| Tommy donated $69. | |
| I'll come back to it. | |
| The blonde is more attentive to the camera than her so-called boyfriend. | |
| Clearly, she has no respect for him. | |
| This will be a marriage doomed from the start. | |
| Character and class greater than money. | |
| Okay, thank you, Tommy. | |
| So, starting with you, would you date my buddy? | |
| Christian Conservative Fit Country, six figures, has a beard, but he's five foot six. | |
| Yeah, my ex-boyfriend was short-ass fucking if he has a good personality, but I'm also five foot six. | |
| Then George donated $69. | |
| Freddy Cuck Mercury with nicer upper teeth. | |
| Madison, don't do of. | |
| I'm not. | |
| You're not going to do it. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes, I got you, Madison. | |
| You're awesome. | |
| I knew that you weren't going to be that shit. | |
| I knew it. | |
| No, no, Okay. | |
| The pass on the guy? | |
| Probably not now. | |
| Nope. | |
| Okay. | |
| There it is. | |
| Thank you, Wigman. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Maddie, what about you? | |
| Thank you, Eggy. | |
| If you were single? | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you're single? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, there you go, Bucky. | |
| Yeah, they were gentle. | |
| They were gentle. | |
| Just the last thing on the whole waiting for sex thing. | |
| I think the issue is it's like if it's always been your standard, or like you've had an extended period of time of this being your standard, moving forward and you fully intend it. | |
| Because like, let's say, like let's say, you make a guy wait three months before you have sex and then you guys break up and then a week after you break up, you fuck a guy on the first date. | |
| It's like, was it really your standard or were you? | |
| And then it's like, obviously you don't owe anything to your ex, but it's just like. | |
| I think the frame here is a lot of women will say well, I want to wait, you know because like, so it's special. | |
| But it's weird because you reward the fuckboys who will never give you commitment with immediate sex, but then you punish the men or the guys who are worthy of a relationship by making them wait weeks, months or even longer to have sex. | |
| It just, I don't know, it's kind of confusing. | |
| So, like the guys who treat you poorly, who aren't worth it, they get the sex, but the good, like the guy who you want a relationship with, like it occurs to me, wouldn't you want to reward him with sex? | |
| That's where I get confused. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't know if it's a word. | |
| Space system award and Punish is like. | |
| I don't think that's a well. | |
| Intel WILD donated $69. | |
| Brandon wants to be the British version of Adam 22. | |
| So bad, SMVH. | |
| Okay, let me give you a scenario. | |
| Let me give you an analogy. | |
| I won't linger on this topic for too long. | |
| Let's say we're dating. | |
| Okay, let's say we're dating and I tell you I'm not the romantic type. | |
| I got this written down. | |
| Say we're dating. | |
| I tell you I'm not the romantic type. | |
| I don't buy flowers, I don't do much of anything that would be considered romantic. | |
| That's something that I think should wait until we're engaged or married or even in a. | |
| You know, we have a title, boyfriend, girlfriend. | |
| Meanwhile, you're treating me much better than the women I did in the past ever did. | |
| And then one day, somehow you discover that the women I dated before you got flowers cards, expensive dinners and they were women that I've told you were significantly lesser valued than you. | |
| How would that make you feel, can I? | |
| That's exactly what my last relationship was like. | |
| He would do a lot and provide for their, his ex, and wouldn't do anything for me because he was so-called busy and, quite frankly, it like fucks up your self-esteem. | |
| And then you start questioning yourself, but that's something you have to learn and say, that's more them, not on me, your answer. | |
| Can you repeat the question? | |
| Holy fuck okay, I'll give you a different go. | |
| Uh okay, this is like women saying, oh, you know he was, it was just like this meaningless sex it, he didn't matter to me. | |
| So that'd be like a guy saying, you don't understand, these women were just for hookups. | |
| So of course I bought them expensive stuff, took them to the best dining places and I even paid their bills. | |
| But you're different from them. | |
| I actually see you as a potential girlfriend, wife. | |
| So you have to wait for those benefits. | |
| So let's go to McDonald's. | |
| You're paying, by the way, that's how it is. | |
| Of course, you would have feel a certain type of way, you know, and then from there you would just be like, or I would just be like signara, like peace out, like I'm out of here and there's no second date following that. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Let me get to my other notes, and then I don't have much left. | |
| We should do the bumble. | |
| Did we do the bumble thing? | |
| We didn't do the bumble thing. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| Yeah, we'll do it. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| We'll skip the TikTok. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I hit. | |
| Wait, okay, we have Giselle. | |
| You said, considering more old school, you like to take things slow when dating, meeting people. | |
| You've had really weird experiences, conversations. | |
| Like from a guy going into extreme sexual detail of what they do to you after only meeting 10 minutes. | |
| And then you also were involved with an ex-murderer who was in his late 60s. | |
| let me elaborate on that um i started working at quick story though if you can yeah If you can try to make it like brief, but go ahead. | |
| For sure. | |
| I was working at a restaurant and this old man would come regularly. | |
| And then one day he came with flyers, like trying to pass out to girls saying that he would want to have us massage him in a private room in exchange for insights on life. | |
| And then we looked up flyer names, and he was like an excuse. | |
| He's like, I'm on flyers. | |
| He murdered his wife back in the 80s. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| And just recently won out. | |
| Well, who would agree to that first off? | |
| I don't think anyone did. | |
| And then I gave the flyer to our manager and he was escorted out because he got some crazy stuff. | |
| Wait, so he wasn't going to pay you for the massages. | |
| He was just going to give you life advice. | |
| And then you're going to have to do it. | |
| It was really detailed too, saying like, oh, we would have to go either to a hotel or like my house, not his house. | |
| It's like during the massage, he was going to be able to do that. | |
| And he gave you life. | |
| You have to have worked on like any year old. | |
| There's no desperate for money, probably. | |
| Hey, you give me a massage and I'll give you life advice. | |
| Like, what? | |
| They don't even get it paid by. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Sign me up. | |
| GR Gracie donated $69. | |
| Bree, you skipped my now irrelevant read. | |
| Panel, how many 18-plus-year-olds have you heard say my parents effed the whole county and I'm not a suicidal heroin addict? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Sorry if I, Gracie, sorry if I skip something. | |
| I must have, I don't see it here. | |
| Was it a super chat or was it, um, but the question is how many 18 plus year olds have you heard say my parents effed the whole country? | |
| And I'm not as. | |
| Is this a rhetorical question? | |
| I think this applies to Brandon. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Okay, so that was pretty crazy. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have Sophia, but she's. | |
| I mean, the question applies, right? | |
| So, Brandon, how many people who are in your industry who have children, whose children are proud of them, that they share their wife around, or vice versa? | |
| You love coming back to me. | |
| Yeah, Andrew. | |
| Well, the question was directed at you. | |
| Andrew, go to church on Sunday. | |
| Go to church on Sunday. | |
| Go to church on Sunday. | |
| Do you pray and be a slave and let's carry on? | |
| Because I'm tired. | |
| I'm jet-like to fuck. | |
| I've got to be aware of that. | |
| Don't be a wimp, dude. | |
| Just answer the question the super chatter asked you. | |
| The super chatter is asking this question because he wants to know what your answer is. | |
| To what? | |
| I'll sum that up very quickly. | |
| So the question is: how many of the people you know inside of this industry who allow their wife or significant other to be shared or are engaged in porn have children who are proud of them? | |
| That's what the intent of his question is. | |
| Listen, and I'm saying this once and we're cracking on. | |
| We're in the Gen Z. | |
| We can make money multiple ways. | |
| I don't know anyone that's had children that they were. | |
| You're not answering the question. | |
| The question is, how many of those children are proud of? | |
| I don't know any children. | |
| So let's move on. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| You're not going to answer the question? | |
| I don't know any children. | |
| How many times have I got to say? | |
| You're pissing me. | |
| Yeah, I know you don't have children. | |
| That's not what the question is. | |
| Listen to what the question is. | |
| How many of these people in this industry that you deal with who have children whose children are proud of them? | |
| Have you checked on your wife? | |
| She might be getting fucked at the minute. | |
| Now, are you going to ask her my fucking question? | |
| Move on, bro. | |
| You're pissing me off, bro. | |
| Just move on. | |
| Yeah, I don't care if I'm pissing you off. | |
| Shut your mouth and answer the fucking question. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| Go praise yourself. | |
| Wait, she doesn't answer. | |
| Andrew, if he doesn't mad, wait, God, Bob, bro. | |
| You're fucking boring from the start. | |
| You prick. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Internal wine. | |
| Oh, the light is rage. | |
| Go cry, are you going to go cry with your wife who gets fucked by other men? | |
| Are you going to go cry with your wife who gets fucked by other dudes? | |
| Are you going to go cry with her? | |
| He doesn't have to answer that question. | |
| You're going to go cry. | |
| You're going to fuck. | |
| Your wife's getting away. | |
| Your wife's getting fucked. | |
| Your wife's got fucking kids out. | |
| Your father took a further answer. | |
| Your father to offer bro. | |
| I'm backing myself. | |
| I'm backing myself. | |
| Your wife's getting fucked right now. | |
| Stop being a nut. | |
| You're going to rage. | |
| Rage quit. | |
| No, because I'm board your godship. | |
| I'm not going to rage fucking quick. | |
| I've got to board your godship. | |
| No disrespect for Courtney. | |
| Look, I've got better things to do in LA. | |
| Yeah, you're going to go to the knock. | |
| What? | |
| You got better things to do? | |
| You're going to go have your life get fucked by a bunch of people. | |
| Your missus gets fucked on the baby mate. | |
| The only person who gets fucked around here is your missus. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You men know how to be friends right now. | |
| Yeah, seriously. | |
| Can both of you just stop for a sec? | |
| Look, look, Andrew, if he doesn't want to answer the question, that's fine. | |
| We all need a problem. | |
| There's one more person who fucks missus. | |
| Come on, let me move it on. | |
| No, go put your fake kids to sleep, Peter, weren't you about to rage quit? | |
| Weren't you about to show me your sleep? | |
| Yeah, get the fucking out of here. | |
| That's right. | |
| Run away, Cuck. | |
| I felt bad for him. | |
| They really went on him the whole thing, and he's nothing but nice for no, it's okay, Bye, guys. | |
| Subscribe to my OniFans. | |
| Love you all. | |
| All right, thanks for coming. | |
| Gran Zulu donated $69. | |
| It's a little bit of a bad thing. | |
| All right, thank you, man. | |
| Thank you, thank you, thank you. | |
| Bye. | |
| All right, see you guys. | |
| See you guys. | |
| I'm so sorry. | |
| They were fun. | |
| That's not good. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| Andrew, what are you doing to me, Andrew? | |
| Jamaica. | |
| Brian STR8 got no game, donated $69. | |
| Brian, mute Andrew, waiting a month. | |
| You ain't worth it. | |
| I'm a G and 50% approached me cuz I'm comfortable with myself and not paranoid. | |
| Dot every chick I've been with, we hooked up first, second, date, cousin a good kisser. | |
| Nickelodeon donated $69. | |
| Why did you have to get those white Legos put in your mouth? | |
| Paris Best Western can't afford better for her little lap dog. | |
| I gotta work tomorrow. | |
| Yeah, I got an 8 a.m. | |
| 9 8, 9, 10, 9.30. | |
| I gotta write a paper. | |
| Young girl, I gotta present tomorrow. | |
| God, that absolutely rage. | |
| You're ready to do that. | |
| How's everyone doing? | |
| Hi, bro. | |
| Hello. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Andrew, yeah, I just want to say, I've got your ropes, brother. | |
| Yeah, me and Sophia were in a paper. | |
| I don't even understand what you're saying. | |
| Do you speak English? | |
| English, English. | |
| Nobody can even understand what you're saying. | |
| Listen, stock talk real slow. | |
| Listen, I've come on here. | |
| I've pranked you. | |
| Listen, me and Sophia are in a solid, normal relationship. | |
| We're not in an open relationship. | |
| No, she doesn't, funny enough. | |
| I've pranked you all. | |
| Subscribe to Sister Bella. | |
| She pays for holidays. | |
| She pays for everything. | |
| Big up the sugar mamas. | |
| Big up Sister Bedro on OF yeah. | |
| I'm gonna live my life. | |
| You crack on me god. | |
| Have a good one. | |
| Cheers. | |
| Bye. | |
| Peace. | |
| It was nice meeting her. | |
| What's the I don't understand. | |
| What's the troll? | |
| The troll is that they're not in an open relationship. | |
| I guess. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's okay with it. | |
| Oh. | |
| After all. | |
| That was the closed up back there, Nick. | |
| Just get it. | |
| Just so we can move on with the show. | |
| Just get it closed up. | |
| I don't even understand the troll. | |
| Why would you pretend that your girl got fucked by others? | |
| I don't even understand that. | |
| I guess to get more cloudy. | |
| Make it sound a little more interesting. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| We're going to go into the chaos row section here for a couple minutes and then we're going to wrap up the show. | |
| We're not going to do the bubble. | |
| Maybe after. | |
| But so. | |
| Give me just a sec, guys, to get that going. | |
| Madison, do you want to ask a couple questions while I'm getting everything switched over? | |
| Oh, I'm on the spot. | |
| Andrew, do you have a question? | |
| Do you guys think that he was lying? | |
| Let us assume for a moment that he was. | |
| We can only go off at the information that he gives us. | |
| So if his information and he says, well, I was purposely lying about the information, we can only respond based on the information that he gives us. | |
| Bad troll, ultimately. | |
| Because even if he was lying, he's lying about being in a cut relationship, bizarrely enough, for reasons I don't really understand. | |
| So, not a great troll, I would say, even if it was one. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's just like real Trump donated $25. | |
| That blonde looks like she's seen more cocks than John Wayne's revolver. | |
| She and Brandon look like the kinfolk in the hills have eyes. | |
| England is filled with beta males who let Parliament take her guns. | |
| Double agent donated $25. | |
| Brian, what an unexpected show tonight. | |
| A reunion of everyone from taxi cap confessions. | |
| A-Down Syndrome Cuck Pimpu backpages out his masculine Paris Hilton wife and a crazy rich Asian. | |
| W Showbro donated $25, donated $25. | |
| Oh, Brian. | |
| Fat Brian. | |
| Fat Fat Brian. | |
| Rotund Fat Brian. | |
| Chubby Chubby Brian. | |
| Heavy set dumpy. | |
| Fat fat Brian. | |
| Pudgy Pawsign. | |
| Pot Bellied. | |
| Heavy Heavy Brian. | |
| Spherical round ginormous part one of two. | |
| Don't take it. | |
| Don't take it. | |
| I need to lose weight. | |
| We've all gone through a lot. | |
| Episodes are 20. | |
| What a day. | |
| Honestly. | |
| Seems before maybe forever donated $69. | |
| Just make it clear for everyone: if you want to have a guy that makes 100k plus and is 6 plus feet, you are just a hooker. | |
| You just want to get paid for spending time with someone that is not love. | |
| It's a contract. | |
| Ben George donated $69. | |
| That's even more of a cuck to convincing him to be a cuck. | |
| What a cuck. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| You know, it's just like a weird troll. | |
| And it just like wasted the show's time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which is, I mean, Taysom NZ donated $25. | |
| This cuckandrew is really so boring to watch. | |
| If I wanted to watch someone moan about religion all day and make arguments without evidence, I would go to church. | |
| I didn't make a single religious argument. | |
| You're just stupid. | |
| Yeah, donating $25. | |
| How TF Brian is he allowed to continue all the time. | |
| Andrew, that is rude per usual five time at least just this strim and you will ate. | |
| And he's not getting kicked. | |
| Well, Victoria donated $25 trolls, eh? | |
| Hey, Brian, what are the chances you get Michael Knowles back on the show? | |
| We're actually working on it. | |
| We will have him back soon, but I think his wife is like, he's expecting another baby soon. | |
| So we're just kind of at the moment, I guess. | |
| All he did was admitted he's embarrassed about being a cuck. | |
| I'd be more embarrassed about Britain's lack of dentists. | |
| Yeah, I mean, it's pretty like, unfortunately, though, it actually paladins donated $25. | |
| If Brian did a push-up every time the word cuck was mentioned on this stream, then I'd be fat anymore. | |
| I'd be fucking ripped. | |
| I'm probably like 200. | |
| It actually, I mean, actually, it was kind of an effective troll donated $25. | |
| That relationship is totally gonna work out. | |
| Occult feminism was a great read. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| Yeah, so I mean, how much of the show was eaten up by, I mean, literally. | |
| 20 minutes was eaten up by just Cindy not wanting to leave. | |
| That was a good idea. | |
| Real Trump donated $25. | |
| Brian, I lost a bet tonight. | |
| I had money that the black girl with the Predator Monster hair team was going to be the crazy one. | |
| That would do all the things that I've been doing. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I know. | |
| All these girls were super cool. | |
| I think that's chilling. | |
| C44 306 be donated $25. | |
| Brian, something tells me you could teach that fellow a thing or two about a good prank. | |
| Yeah, I used to do it. | |
| Cuckworld Supreme donated $25. | |
| Quick brows on her if you can see he was not trolling and he is in fact a cuck. | |
| Oh wait, really? | |
| I think it was said that to like get people to look on her OF and like maybe see if it was real. | |
| Who knows 25 is OFTA. | |
| Women punish men and wonder what's wrong. | |
| I want a virgin wife, but they don't want a virgin or 43. | |
| Ask cowboys if I'm right. | |
| Oh, I'll answer. | |
| By the way, I'll just say these gals have been remarkably good faith, so I don't really understand why there would be any hate. | |
| Crucial donated $25. | |
| The hosts and all other guests meet a minimum level of facial symmetry. | |
| That guy's eyes were way too far apart due to British shin breeding. | |
| It should not be allowed. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my goodness. | |
| He should not be allowed. | |
| He should have stayed for the roast section. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Wait, should I answer that? | |
| Yeah, really fast. | |
| Okay, so basically, I would prefer if a guy was a virgin, but it's really hard to meet one, at least here, so that's why I'm not doing it here. | |
| But yeah, so I would prefer it personally, but it's not the deal breaker. | |
| Just because I'm a virgin too. | |
| I don't think you're here for that, Andrew. | |
| But yeah, I'm a virgin too. | |
| Always been a virgin. | |
| And I just had my first kiss, like, back in January, and he's the only guy that I've ever kissed. | |
| Anyways, so... | |
| Well, congratulations. | |
| You're like... | |
| Thanks. | |
| You literally have a gold bar in society, and I hope you do not give that gold bar away. | |
| Bucky Larson donated $26. | |
| The Ringling Brothers just called me and told me the clown cake face blondie and pig is back at the circus. | |
| What a horrifying strumpet. | |
| Wait, Nick, pull up the strumpet thing. | |
| Nate donated $25. | |
| Yeah, thank you. | |
| More cocks than John Wayne's revolver. | |
| We just going to ignore this premium comment. | |
| I am Halloween. | |
| Who knows what the actual truth is? | |
| Look, there's a strumpet. | |
| That's a strumpet right there. | |
| You got that strumpet look. | |
| You got that strumpet look. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Double agent donated $25. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Question for the table. | |
| In my opinion, a person who can't kiss can't fuck, and you should drop them immediately and run. | |
| Do not trust bad kissers. | |
| The chemistry will always be off. | |
| What's the consensus? | |
| Um, the guy that I had kissed was a really good kisser, and he said I was one too, so that was like good. | |
| But um, I feel like if it was if it was a virgin 2, the guy, um, if he was a virgin 2, then I wouldn't expect anything out of it. | |
| I mean, I never expected anything out of my first kiss to be like the best thing, but it was. | |
| But if I were to have sex with a guy, I preferably a virgin, I wouldn't have the most expectations for that because he's new too. | |
| You can learn. | |
| Wait, actually, can I have you two take those two seats? | |
| Oh, yeah, sure. | |
| I want to switch things up here a little bit. | |
| I'm almost wondering. | |
| Nico 04 donated 25. | |
| We'll do the bumble thing. | |
| Hey, Brian, we have chatted a bit on social media. | |
| Oh, wait, wait, down there. | |
| I'm curious if you would mix it up sometime with you and unlimited perspective. | |
| Andrew, it's about you might imagine that wife down the scene. | |
| Wait, can you say that? | |
| Even if they are a straight couple, Brandon, what about them teeth? | |
| Don't all male panel, maybe in the future. | |
| I'm potentially open to it, but you know, we have Lord Supreme donated $25. | |
| The truth is this: there is a video of Pink Shirt with two guys in a hotel room, and none of them are that quasimodo looking mother effer. | |
| Branny got a box, not a cop donated $25. | |
| The fucking duck that just called out the cuck for being a super cuck was right as Ruck and the music. | |
| Wait, he's watching right now. | |
| He just messaged me on Instagram. | |
| Daddy said just like mommy. | |
| I know he's not here for the room. | |
| I know he's not here for the roast, but like he's watching right now. | |
| Like, you can still roast. | |
| I hope you know I didn't send you a chance to watch. | |
| More than the Terminator's shotgun. | |
| She's been banged more than a taxi cat door. | |
| Thank you, Nate. | |
| Orthodox monarchy donated $25. | |
| That guy was a cuck. | |
| It wasn't a troll. | |
| He was ashamed and wanted to backtrack because what he's doing is disgusting. | |
| Only I sleep with my wife and make beautiful children. | |
| Stop being degenerates. | |
| Nemnesis donated $25. | |
| 07 for Nick for taking out the trash term. | |
| Mr. Initemate was for sure a cuck. | |
| 07 boss. | |
| Nick, give me a text, man. | |
| Wait, the Crucible wanted to send you a bonus. | |
| It's on us tonight. | |
| So 696 Sextillion 969 Quintillion 696 Quadrillion 969 Trillion 6996. | |
| Drops the fall on the Prime September 29. | |
| Wonder how much the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, Down syndrome, sloth-simping cuck, copian cost for him to feel okay about his girl gargling nuts. | |
| Oh my dudo, he's watching this show. | |
| Hey, Brian, my PC will be shipped soon. | |
| Quick, where should I start on World of Warcraft? | |
| I don't play it. | |
| I used to play, but you should play either Classic Era or Season of the Show. | |
| Question: You meet someone new really vibe W/slash and start dating, and they are a virgin. | |
| They aren't religious, so not waiting until marriage, just waiting. | |
| How long would you wait before you? | |
| It's too long, and you break it down. | |
| What the cup donated $25, donkey teeth and Walgreens power. | |
| I'd be more willing to wait for a powerful virgin. | |
| Imagine insulting a man's wife than running out fuming when his whore wife is called a whore. | |
| Chris donated $25. | |
| Can Streamlabs speak Vietnamese? | |
| Let's try. | |
| Nyeong Da Kwendi, T Kung Kova. | |
| Daniel Brian. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Wait. | |
| I interrupted it. | |
| We're good. | |
| As underscore Watson donated $25. | |
| Andrew talks about cucks, but he literally is Captain Save a single mom simp. | |
| Someone shut this fat boy up. | |
| Mr. Ten in Charms and Tits. | |
| Men don't wear bras. | |
| I'll smack your fat ass. | |
| Shave your hands. | |
| Daniel McCoy donated $25. | |
| Autistic Paris Hilton and Down syndrome Sid are perfect for each other. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Thank you, Daniel. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Why you gotta throw Paris Hilton onto the city? | |
| Princess donated $25. | |
| Brian, thank you for bringing those two on the show. | |
| I didn't know you could 3D print Asburgers. | |
| Stay off the Omnivan's kids. | |
| Ben donated $25. | |
| Thank you, Ben. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Hey, Andrew, Ben again. | |
| You got triggered when I pointed things out about your wife. | |
| Stepdads can be great, that isn't the point. | |
| You are a hypocrite. | |
| You are a bigger grifter than Brian Lamau Horde FTW. | |
| Show they have a lot of people who are going to be able to do it. | |
| Ben George donated $25.10. | |
| GG Madison. | |
| So happy you aren't going the only fan path. | |
| Anyone that isn't happy she made that decision is a cuck to their lack of self-control. | |
| W's in the chat from Madison. | |
| W's in the chat. | |
| Let everything settle a bit. | |
| Ha Ando yeah, that guy was for sure a cuck in case you missed it. | |
| I wonder. | |
| Intel Wilde donated $25. | |
| They dipped, as Watson turned. | |
| Oh, I wouldn't have been the roasted person. | |
| We should have capped him here, Andrew. | |
| You should have waited to go in until after the roast section. | |
| I didn't know. | |
| I thought we were just. | |
| I didn't know. | |
| No, no, it's fine. | |
| Victor Sandagl Jr. donated 25. | |
| The patriarchy and the Bible is the best worldview to build a family. | |
| Feminism has killed a traditional family. | |
| Who here's a feminist? | |
| Do you guys agree? | |
| Show of hands. | |
| Who's a feminist? | |
| Feminist Madison? | |
| Brian Fast Dumper. | |
| Feminist like a semi-truck bumper. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Get up and shake that thumper. | |
| Brian, show up. | |
| So, have any of you girls been like. | |
| Do I have a flattened donated $25? | |
| Oh, Nikki. | |
| I have a fat stamp. | |
| Do I have a fatal man here? | |
| I know y'all have to do it. | |
| If Sid is looking for a good comeback from these roasts, he could check his girl's teeth. | |
| JK, she swallowed. | |
| I was going to say, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 69, donated $25. | |
| How is the ratchet horse head number four again when she looks like shit and number five? | |
| Hey! | |
| Six and seven look better. | |
| Be nice in my home. | |
| Be nice to myself. | |
| W Andrew. | |
| Thank you, Max. | |
| Princess. | |
| W, whatever. | |
| Gray panel, by the way. | |
| Wait, was it? | |
| It was. | |
| I thought that the gals here had a lot of interesting things. | |
| All these girls here were great, but it was a rough show. | |
| It was a rough show, not gonna lie. | |
| Not because of you guys. | |
| I think the last two were worse than this. | |
| I think this one was great. | |
| Wait, Trump, don't do the racist shit, Trump. | |
| Sing my own decon fag area. | |
| $25. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Cut cut cookery cut fucker. | |
| Cut cut cookery cut fuckery. | |
| Cut cut cookery cut fucker. | |
| Cut cut cookery cut fucker. | |
| Cut cut cookety cut fucker. | |
| Cut cut cookety cut fucker. | |
| Wow, that's beautiful. | |
| It's like a song. | |
| Say so NZ donated $25. | |
| Andrew doesn't realize all his arguments are based off a Christian worldview. | |
| Communism had nothing to do with atheism plus Rothal working SW have same STD rates as Gen Bop. | |
| Lying uniformed. | |
| Come to Bay. | |
| Brett Sunderscore Maximus. | |
| I feel cucked watching Hungarian cook that guy. | |
| Cut boy is about to sign up to be ripped rich and rare. | |
| OS. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Wait, Andrew, would you podcast off cup donated $25? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Brian, your show has gone down the tubes without vetting your guests. | |
| Andrew has saved this show. | |
| I used to be a high donator, but I can't stand the show's direction. | |
| Why not have the average guy on the show? | |
| Various average busy people donated $25. | |
| I gotta be honest. | |
| What happened to Cuckoo and Barbie? | |
| I stepped away for a few minutes. | |
| That dude's eyes were trying to run away from one another. | |
| And his teeth. | |
| Never seen LEDs in someone's mouth. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Bucky Larson donated $27. | |
| If you agree, Cindy the Strumpet should not be allowed back on the whatever podcast anymore. | |
| Please raise your hand. | |
| If she just left, like, without making a scene after I kicked her off, I would have actually invited her back. | |
| Like, David Tursa, you do that shit. | |
| That's done. | |
| What did I miss? | |
| Far as I heard, the panel was nice. | |
| Seat 7 is nice. | |
| Maddie and Nick respect. | |
| Bring her back. | |
| Bring the polygraph equipment. | |
| Don't you take them the slag. | |
| The door is that way. | |
| I will do the debate with Wes Watson on whatever, I promise. | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| Let me know. | |
| I will fly out immediately. | |
| I hear he had a response. | |
| I gotta do it on whatever, exclusive to whatever. | |
| Yo, 6ix9ine, I'm sorry. | |
| I gotta skip this. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I gotta skip it, man. | |
| Just like I can't. | |
| It's slightly on TOS. | |
| I do appreciate your patronage, though. | |
| As Watson donated $25. | |
| Brian, if Andrew didn't told you so, you wouldn't kick out Cindy. | |
| No, I was gonna say, he allows himself too much. | |
| You are the host of the show, not Andrew. | |
| You're losing viewers, while Andrew gains views. | |
| No, I would have kicked her out. | |
| $156 donated $25. | |
| I'm happy Brandon is still watching. | |
| I hope he realizes Autistic Paris Hilton was staring at Andrew the whole time like she wanted him to be in her next turn. | |
| I just checked my Instagram. | |
| He's still watching. | |
| Brandon McCool donated $25. | |
| Listening on train from Prague to Krakow. | |
| Yo, thank you, Brian. | |
| European vacation. | |
| Damn, what time is this? | |
| Instant lack of 304s in Chekier and Poland. | |
| Wish the show was on more. | |
| Yo, Brandon, what time is it? | |
| Over there, it's like British Dude is why we are losing. | |
| Imphetus donated $25. | |
| If dollar is everything, wait until your 304 meets a hung wealthy man giving her box a new fitment and addiction. | |
| DNA lasts two weeks in a woman. | |
| How does that slavery taste? | |
| Bruh. | |
| I was aborted. | |
| She will kill yours too. | |
| Torgystyle underscore donated $25. | |
| Wait, Nick. | |
| That's Sidney Smoke Cuck is known for swallowing things home. | |
| I wonder if he swallows Weenie's hole the way his Motel 6 whore does. | |
| Yeah, Ice Age. | |
| Can you just Google it, Nick? | |
| Why not? | |
| I just want to donated $25. | |
| Jog my memory. | |
| Loved John Wayne's revolver joke. | |
| She's been banged more times than Gears Shifts in all the fast and furious movies combined. | |
| Andrew, for the win from your fellow Eastern Orthodox brother. | |
| W for Nick. | |
| Intel Wild donated $25. | |
| Guys, guys. | |
| That's crazy, guys. | |
| That's crazy, guys. | |
| Come on. | |
| Nick, why'd you have to Google that, Nick? | |
| Nick, come on. | |
| Come on, Nick. | |
| 696969, blah, blah, blah, blah. | |
| $69 donated $25. | |
| Hey, I appreciate you, man. | |
| Put some respect on my $25, Lulu. | |
| There was something TOSI. | |
| This episode is a fucking mess, but still. | |
| I much appreciate your patronage. | |
| Memzer Rifle. | |
| Respect on the 60s. | |
| $25. | |
| That slight blonde had her lips so inflated they stuck out almost as far as Brian's dumpy. | |
| They were like a weena like, but not for the cup. | |
| Keep my fatty out of this. | |
| Strong Ross donated $25. | |
| Brian, did you get the flannel link? | |
| It's not. | |
| I can't find it anywhere. | |
| I had, bro, so many people. | |
| I thought Andrew sent it to you. | |
| Well, so there's you can't buy it. | |
| There's we have not found a link where you can actually buy these actual because people were sending me like a gray one. | |
| People are sending me like all these different flannels. | |
| Oh, wait, we gotta read this one. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Oh, it's under bro, it's under the threshold, brother. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Wait, Ice Age Cuck? | |
| Now we read it. | |
| Michigan Christian donated $25. | |
| Was that you send that? | |
| Feminism ruined modesty. | |
| And there aren't enough wifeable Christian women. | |
| Andrew much respect from the west side of the state. | |
| Would love to meet you in person one day. | |
| Cowboys never answered about 43. | |
| Then Caleb went about $25. | |
| Cucker had more bodies than Gimli and Legolas combined. | |
| Helms Deep and Pelliner Fields. | |
| At the Army of the Deads. | |
| Felled more trees than Isengard workers. | |
| No. | |
| Population of Fangorn eat your heart out. | |
| Axabullock donated $25. | |
| Hey, Andrew, I am not religious at all, but much respect. | |
| You cooked the cuck. | |
| Well done. | |
| You cooked the cuck. | |
| AXO bullet. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Play donated $25. | |
| Andrew, here is money for your confessions this Sunday so you can buy your way into heaven. | |
| How much genital damage from three kids does that equate to in male penetration? | |
| Imagine the hallway your hot dog. | |
| Torg style underscore donated $25. | |
| Brian, I know your dumpy is fat, but does it jiggle when you slap it? | |
| No comment. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| God damn, Nick. | |
| Shit. | |
| Stochastic Decay donated $25. | |
| Hey, Brain. | |
| Sorry, I'm late. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| I spent all evening attending mass at the St. Baptist Church. | |
| Anyways, Brain, did you see F and F has TTS now? | |
| Really? | |
| Quite interesting considering some prior comments. | |
| She's been all day at St. Baptist Church. | |
| The second or the third? | |
| She was a little bit more. | |
| I didn't see that. | |
| I'll have to check it out. | |
| Yeah, the second. | |
| Yeah, the third Baptist church. | |
| Where's Watson donated $25? | |
| Andrew, Brandon is not a slave of materialism, cause a person is a slave only when he is doing something that he doesn't want to do and doesn't have other choice. | |
| You're a slave of your big tit sal. | |
| I want to make a comment to Andrew. | |
| Andrew, so I'm like, I'm not really a religious guy so much. | |
| I actually, but like, like, I believe in. | |
| Intel Wild donated $25. | |
| I'm sure I'm going to mess this up. | |
| My sprinkler goes like this: T-S-H-T-S-H-T-S-H-T-S-H-T-S. | |
| You fucked it up, Intel. | |
| Boshed it all up to you. | |
| Double fuck up. | |
| I think the S has to come up. | |
| You can just Google it. | |
| Just Google. | |
| Can somebody roast $25? | |
| Imagine your girl yelling at some Jeremy, you fuck me so good during a bang session and you're just in the corner fapping. | |
| Fuck you, bucktooth motherfucker cuck. | |
| I hope, wow, Grandma just went to the bottom of the bus. | |
| By the way, guys, this is the roast segment. | |
| It's the roast segment. | |
| It's just all for fun. | |
| The biggest surprise tonight was realizing that with all the greasy hoes you get in there, you somehow still have carpet in. | |
| Maddie, you didn't deserve that. | |
| Push for linoleum. | |
| What, cleaning the money? | |
| We do it for sale. | |
| Donald Trump donated $25. | |
| He has a few more that Brit's been rattled more than one of Banks' spray can. | |
| She's dropped more boxes than Mike Tyson. | |
| She's seen more helmets than Hitler. | |
| Whoa, she's been rogered more than a cop straight. | |
| What the frick, bro. | |
| Squishy Brian. | |
| You said you're trying to get in shape. | |
| Just reminder: 25 enough for TTS. | |
| Getting. | |
| Yeah, I told people to bully me because I've got a dad bug right now. | |
| I need to lose weight. | |
| He's working on it. | |
| I'm working on it. | |
| Me and Andrew were joining Weight Watchers together, right, Andrew? | |
| Well, I hired a personal trainer, but I have a boxing match at the end of the year. | |
| That's why. | |
| No, wait, wait, really? | |
| Who are you boxing? | |
| You really? | |
| Well, that's classified information right now. | |
| What can you tell me privately, and I will not disclose it? | |
| Yeah, yeah, of course. | |
| Okay. | |
| But it rhymes with the colours. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| Who's it rhyme with? | |
| Let's just say if I were to say not so bright. | |
| If I were to say not so bright husband. | |
| Oh. | |
| If I were to say not so bright husband, would that. | |
| Oh, well, you just gave it away. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Is he a content creator? | |
| Does he do content? | |
| Well, I don't know. | |
| I mean, he's almost as much of a cuck as a guy who just went, but wait, did you who challenged who? | |
| Was it him or? | |
| No, I did put the challenge on the line. | |
| I did think hell out of a $5. | |
| I'll roast Madison. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| 8 of 19 smile. | |
| Boom, roasted. | |
| Roasted. | |
| Roasted. | |
| I'm going to go clean the carpet again. | |
| Yeah, go clean the carpet. | |
| She did a good job. | |
| I actually enjoy cleaning and cleaning the carpet. | |
| It was cool watching it go from orange to small again. | |
| You know what's crazy? | |
| Have you guys seen, like for Andrew, maybe you've seen no, but it's crazy. | |
| They do these, like, it's like professional carpet cleaning. | |
| Well, they'll take like a $30 rug, and I think what they do is they actually intentionally get it dirty. | |
| Oh, yeah, they do. | |
| And then they're gonna do it. | |
| They put it through the mud. | |
| They said that. | |
| And it's literally like $200 of cleaning materials to clean a $30 bullshit rug. | |
| I watched those all the time. | |
| I gotta cut in. | |
| Madison, that super chat. | |
| Madison, no OF big W. I'll pull it up again. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| Madison, can you read it? | |
| Madison, we love you. | |
| No OF-based smart girl, Pink304, has had more blank than a second-hand dartboard podcast is gangster. | |
| Gangster. | |
| No OnlyFans. | |
| Victor Sandoval Jr. | |
| Donated $25. | |
| Maddie is too sweet to roast. | |
| She's perfect. | |
| Also, Andrew, it takes a true man to raise children that are not yours. | |
| I believe God is pleased with that. | |
| Also, all the ladies are beautiful. | |
| Not very kind, but I really like it. | |
| $27. | |
| Do not roast Maddie, but if you can flip your hat em and catch it, I'll donate extra. | |
| Flip it, Madison, come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| No, they're going to make fun of my five head. | |
| Ah, flip it, flip it. | |
| Come on. | |
| Ah, but if it breaks, these are kind of delicate. | |
| Oh, wait, flip it like that. | |
| There you go. | |
| I just wanted to. | |
| That's all she says. | |
| Flip it. | |
| Oh, hey, David. | |
| Legally binding. | |
| Legally binding. | |
| Legally binding, David. | |
| She flipped it, probably just not in the way you wanted. | |
| I did want to say to Andrew what I was kind of getting at earlier is that even though I'm not like at this point in my life super religious, although I do like I bet what's crazy is maybe having these conversations, Andrew, like in my you know how YouTube recommended it'll like Intel and Wild donated $25. | |
| Andrew is boxing Nick the Coomer. | |
| I never said anything of the sort. | |
| There's all these like Christian-related videos on YouTube that have been popping up into my feed and I've been watching them. | |
| Which sandwich are you making for your BF on your cooking show and what times are you streaming on whatever no-off good decisions? | |
| My favorite sandwich to mix are tri-tip sandwiches. | |
| What? | |
| I like tri-tip. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What? | |
| You don't like tri-tip sandwiches? | |
| No, that's crazy, Madison. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Come on, they're okay, but like start with a meatball sub. | |
| Like that's that's fucking that doesn't that sound good? | |
| No, I'm really hungry. | |
| No, what that sounds good to me. | |
| Yeah, that sounds great. | |
| I'll do that. | |
| You don't like the thing with like steak or tri-tip, like sometimes you'll get a chewy piece. | |
| You don't want like a chewy, like a like. | |
| Oh, like a fat piece. | |
| No, yeah, that's it. | |
| Not in a sandwich. | |
| On its own, it's fine. | |
| Yeah, but one, it's something that's too chewy in a sandwich doesn't matter. | |
| It's like unsettling because you finish everything else in the bite. | |
| Real Prince Azuka donated $25. | |
| Can't punish Maddie with a roast. | |
| She's probably already contracted hepatitis sitting on that side of the table. | |
| I forgot to flip the seat booster. | |
| I usually do that when I sit down. | |
| Damn. | |
| Thank you, Zuko. | |
| Good to appreciate it, man. | |
| But if I make you a really good steak sandwich and the steak is chewy, I bet you'll like it. | |
| As long as it's nobody wants chewy steak in a sandwich, that's gross. | |
| I'm not a big steak sandwich guy. | |
| Big Sashi donated $25. | |
| Maddie, embrace the Asian, master the bomb. | |
| I just had some the other day. | |
| They're like Vietnamese sandwiches. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| How about like a big barbecue? | |
| Thank you, Big Saskatchewan. | |
| BBQ burger, which has beef, and then on top of that, you put like, you know, some pork and then barbecue. | |
| Intel Wild donated $25. | |
| W for keeping Maddie of the of Pole. | |
| You ain't doing it. | |
| No fucking way. | |
| I'm going to do like just like YouTube or. | |
| Well, we're going to get you started on Twitch. | |
| We're going to get you started on Twitch. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Twitch is a good place. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We did the test stream a couple days ago just for pretty much Maddie doing a little test stream and it was good. | |
| Does anybody here at the panel want to get roasted? | |
| Like who's got some cojones? | |
| Wants to get roasted right now? | |
| I'll do it. | |
| Okay, hang on. | |
| Wait, you want to get roasted, Andrew? | |
| Go ahead and hit me. | |
| Go ahead and hit me. | |
| You know what? | |
| All they're going to do is say that I'm way too protected. | |
| You might as well roast Andrew Wilson, right? | |
| The most recurring male guest on whatever. | |
| Fucking hit me. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Let's fucking do it. | |
| Let's tap. | |
| Steven Wagner donated $25. | |
| Hey, Andrew, another 40-year-old man here has been married to my wife for 19 years. | |
| It's great to see you fixing society one debate at a time. | |
| Keep it up. | |
| In 50 years, it will be worth it. | |
| And I'll be dead. | |
| Cucks swallowing donated $25. | |
| Imagine kissing your girl after Spitfire session just to wear silver jewelry. | |
| Slags be my friend while I rail his wife on my yacht, then send him away on a dingy. | |
| Cup can feel like he's rich, never will. | |
| All right. | |
| They're gonna hit me with it. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Bruce will donated $25. | |
| Tri-tip sandwiches are the best go-up to Cold Springs Tavern. | |
| I really wanted to go there. | |
| Oh, yeah, I've wanted to eat it. | |
| I've been there a couple times. | |
| It's good. | |
| It's really pretty. | |
| It's out of the way, though. | |
| Like, it's up in the mountains, kind of. | |
| So, Cold Springs Tavern. | |
| It's like a biker hangout, too. | |
| We all got Tony Clifton. | |
| Yo, Australian 50. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Saving the collective psyche. | |
| Tony Clifton, Mercy Booku. | |
| Wait, that doesn't make sense. | |
| Thank you for the Australian 50, man. | |
| You're cooking a shrimp on the body. | |
| Call that a knife. | |
| This is a knife. | |
| Okay. | |
| No one's gonna roast, Andrew. | |
| No one. | |
| Hey, Andrew, they all love you. | |
| $25. | |
| Roast, Andrew. | |
| Those specs on your mic had more charisma and quality content than you have provided the entire night. | |
| And Brian took that away from you. | |
| He's gonna do it again. | |
| He's gonna do it again. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No. | |
| I mean, it wasn't as much as last time. | |
| Anonymous donated $25. | |
| Madison is a feminist. | |
| You got me cupped up. | |
| It was just a joke. | |
| I'm not a feminist. | |
| No, she's not. | |
| She's not a feminist. | |
| Not at all. | |
| She's a misogynist. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's a misogynist. | |
| I've had a year's worth of training. | |
| I don't think I'm ready yet. | |
| This is not. | |
| Hey, hold on. | |
| Big Sass Energy donated $25. | |
| Andrew, Marlborough called, you're too fat to be a cowboy. | |
| Boom roast. | |
| Boom roasted. | |
| Also, have you tried to quit? | |
| Get on the Zin wagon. | |
| They help. | |
| Andrew, I bought you a bunch of Zen. | |
| Did you get it? | |
| I did. | |
| I have all the Zen. | |
| Look, I have a quit date. | |
| I'm not going to say what it is, but I do have a quit date. | |
| It's happening. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Do you have to get in shape to knock out a progressive at the end of the year? | |
| I'm looking forward to it. | |
| I've been boxing for many years on and off, and I'm looking forward to it. | |
| I think Trump donated $25. | |
| Girl next to Maddie looks like she just got done fighting Thanos in Wakanda. | |
| What's weird? | |
| Damn, that's weird. | |
| This is so funny to me. | |
| We're kind of forever. | |
| You want to shoot shots back? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm like, I've just got to do it. | |
| Anybody here want to get roasted? | |
| I mean, they could. | |
| I wanted to get a lot of stuff. | |
| I just want to get it. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I'm going to give them a little attention. | |
| It's too crazy. | |
| We have four versions. | |
| I gotta shave right here and just have the cactus outdoor coat. | |
| You can't. | |
| Look, the flannel. | |
| You're sending in. | |
| USD. | |
| That's why it's under the threshold. | |
| You got to do USD for the flannel. | |
| I can't find a buy link. | |
| Women are only good for one thing, and that is being a black. | |
| Hey, disavow. | |
| Oh, Ryan's. | |
| Disavow. | |
| What is he talking about? | |
| Daval. | |
| I could guarantee all of these combined. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| She ate time deal with a certain ninja, and she says Andrew's pee-pee is smole. | |
| Boom-roasted. | |
| Boom-roasted. | |
| What? | |
| Fuck with that. | |
| There's way better roasts than that. | |
| Come on, man. | |
| She. | |
| Yo, thank you, Kaladin. | |
| Shit. | |
| Kaladin, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| I'm just curious, like, do you guys have a type? | |
| A type? | |
| Yeah, I'd say I have a type. | |
| Like, let's start physical here. | |
| Like, have you guys ever dated a white guy? | |
| And I wouldn't. | |
| I don't think I would either, honestly. | |
| I don't think I would. | |
| I feel like I find them attractive, yes, but I feel like going in that. | |
| Real Princess donated $25. | |
| I'm glad Cynda didn't take off her makeup earlier. | |
| There would have been two cucks at the table if Andrew had to shave his beard. | |
| I'll shave my beard for a Bitcoin. | |
| Just one. | |
| On stream. | |
| One Bitcoin. | |
| One Bitcoin. | |
| That's right. | |
| One Bitcoin. | |
| Wait, what were you saying? | |
| I said that there are white guys that I find attractive, but I don't see myself ever going to the extent of dating. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So you can acknowledge he's attractive. | |
| Yeah, definitely. | |
| There are white people that I'd be like, oh, yeah, he looked good, but dating. | |
| Yeah, you can distinguish. | |
| Someone couple of UCS. | |
| Yeah, like you're cute, but like, dating is like a bend the offender donated $25. | |
| Andrew's imaginary friend when he was younger was Joe Camel. | |
| Damn, he didn't smoke camels. | |
| What's wrong with you? | |
| You got a couple coming in here. | |
| A couple coming in. | |
| Thank you, Bender the Offender. | |
| Good to see you in the chat, man. | |
| I feel like I've got a lot of people. | |
| Good to see you back, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Andrew, how are you going to find? | |
| Don't you have some AARP appointments to be at? | |
| Hang on, we got to do the voice, right? | |
| Oh, I have diabetes. | |
| AARP. | |
| Right? | |
| Blonde Barbie had a type. | |
| Blank and a pulse is her type. | |
| Well, that and Sid the Sloth. | |
| Hey! | |
| Nick! | |
| Nick! | |
| Stop bullying him, man. | |
| Nick needs a raise. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me check it. | |
| Bro, he's still watching. | |
| Andrew, you smoked more tobacco than the Industrial Revolution did with colon 100 years ago. | |
| Lads, flip the hat with your dominate hand. | |
| I'll replace it if it breaks. | |
| Wait, if she flips it, then she gets spiked in the head. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| That's the end of it. | |
| I like the certain helmet because it fits my head perfectly. | |
| Has it grown on you, the helmet? | |
| Like, do you like it? | |
| Sometimes it gives me a headache, but do you wear every episode? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's helmet girl. | |
| Like, that's what she's known for. | |
| Is that true? | |
| Wait, does anybody here have a preference when it comes, like, do you date white guys, Latinos, black eyes? | |
| I don't think I have a preference. | |
| I don't think I have a preference yet. | |
| What about you? | |
| I don't have a preference, but I mainly have talked to white guys because that was what was in my area. | |
| What about you? | |
| Latino. | |
| Cookadoodle do donated $25. | |
| Nick carried this episode. | |
| Nick, pull up the sit image again. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Nick, come on. | |
| You can't do him like that. | |
| Guys, guys, can't you? | |
| Master Maker donated $25. | |
| Brian, I'm impressed you got the dude from Third Rock from the Sunday. | |
| Who's that? | |
| Who is he? | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| Okay. | |
| What's his name? | |
| Whatever, French. | |
| You compared to him all the time. | |
| Master Wayne. | |
| Church underscore of underscore Scientology donated $25. | |
| Scientology. | |
| Andrew, if you need a good personal trainer, I know of a guy who is a total chad. | |
| All you have to do is shave your arms. | |
| GMD Jim donated $25. | |
| How are you going to do me like that? | |
| Big jumpy Brixon. | |
| I ignored God when I was younger. | |
| Came back to him around your age. | |
| Once you return to him, your life will never be the same, in all the right ways. | |
| This I can promise you. | |
| To all these children donated 25. | |
| I do want to finish my point on it. | |
| To Cinderella and Monnie. | |
| What's wrong with having some unseasoned white men in your life? | |
| Unseasoned. | |
| What about Nick? | |
| He's pretty good. | |
| Nick is cute. | |
| Oh, Nick here. | |
| Nick can get it. | |
| Oh, shit, Nick. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| You know, it's crazy. | |
| All these girls, like, they're handsome, Nick. | |
| He is. | |
| When I walked in, I said, okay. | |
| Brian's chair donated $25. | |
| Hey! | |
| God, I am at my limit. | |
| I can't hold all this weight any longer. | |
| Please, someone help me. | |
| Yo, my chair. | |
| We had to switch the chair. | |
| Dude, I broke my previous chair. | |
| I don't think it's because of my weight, though. | |
| I just think it was a shitty Herman Miller. | |
| I actually ordered a brand new one. | |
| Because these are like, oh no. | |
| How dare you speak about Herman Miller that way? | |
| You got a Herman? | |
| Miller? | |
| Andrew? | |
| That's a Michigan thing, man. | |
| Alaskan Source donated $25. | |
| I quit 20 years ago after 20 years smoking. | |
| Best decision ever. | |
| No more monkey on my back. | |
| Hard to afford $25, but worth it if you quit too. | |
| Yeah, but he looks so cool. | |
| And my wife turned on my ass about it. | |
| Andrew, you are so old you smoked Lucky Strikes. | |
| All right, I'm bringing Lucky Strikes to the next stream. | |
| I'm doing it. | |
| I'm bringing Lucky Strikes. | |
| They still make those? | |
| It's happening. | |
| Oh, yeah, they still make them. | |
| They actually donated $25. | |
| Sure, Andrew is an A-hole with Groves. | |
| But society needs more A-holes. | |
| So keep it up. | |
| Honestly, though, the smoking thing, I feel like you look cooler. | |
| Jay Ekin donated $25. | |
| Brian, if you shave, you revoke your man card. | |
| You better give Madison and Nick a raise. | |
| Ladies holler at your boy. | |
| Brian, show the picture LOL. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Show the picture? | |
| Oh, of Jay Eken. | |
| Has underscore Watson donated 25. | |
| Oh, that was Jay. | |
| Fat boy is a bag of trash with big tits. | |
| How does it feel to stick your tiny pee-pee in a loose hole that some mother dude nuts it in? | |
| You ain't knocking out shit, fat boy. | |
| Hey. | |
| I'll fucking smack your fat ass. | |
| Angie boy donated $25. | |
| He gonna quit the smoke? | |
| Prepare for Angie Boy going wild. | |
| Also, blonde girl on the left. | |
| I like you the most. | |
| Glad I can see stuff now since flashing myth are gone. | |
| Boom chick a cup cuck. | |
| Real Trump donated $25. | |
| Okay to the Latina next to Wakanda forever. | |
| If you got into a two-car accident, there would be 37 causalities. | |
| Do you know why Mexico only had 2,000 men at the Alamo? | |
| Mexico only had 2,000 people. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| The alarm. | |
| You guys avoid the race. | |
| Stop, please. | |
| No racing. | |
| All of those white patches on Andrew's beardsic flicks. | |
| The alarm. | |
| Surprised Brian isn't losing it. | |
| Islam's gonna be huffing and puffing harder than the big bad wolf when he goes to fight pterodites. | |
| I'm sure Sid the sloth was drooling all over that chair I'll be okay. | |
| damn the roast session oh wait do we have oh we're gonna pull this one up Maddie, could you read it real quick? | |
| Streamlabs blocked my payment again, so here we are. | |
| Why can't the average man debate the non-average overrated woman on your podcast? | |
| Any man that didn't pursue higher education but is successful with the family will ruin all of them and debate. | |
| Well, here's the thing. | |
| I just want to let you know. | |
| Can the viewers see what Nick looks like? | |
| Stand up for one second. | |
| You can see him in the reflection for one second. | |
| Where he at? | |
| That's it. | |
| That's all you get. | |
| There you go. | |
| Hey, it's Jay. | |
| Wait, really quick. | |
| Man, him or a bear in a forest. | |
| A bear. | |
| No, no, wait. | |
| I think he's a good idea. | |
| That fool looks scary. | |
| That guy looks scary. | |
| Andrew's black ex wife donated $25. | |
| I'm still waiting for you. | |
| Ben, I will answer your super check. | |
| I didn't know I married a black man. | |
| Get me my money, she eats. | |
| What is that? | |
| Okay, well, hang on. | |
| Mr. Bullet donated $25. | |
| Brian, I own a six-bedroom house in the Bay Area, so I'm house poor. | |
| Boom roads to me. | |
| Wait, I don't care that. | |
| Are you roosting yourself? | |
| I think he is. | |
| That's probably worth millions of dollars. | |
| A six-bedroom house. | |
| No, that's like donated $26. | |
| Andrew, look in your DMs. | |
| I sent a video of me and your black wife dressed as Storm. | |
| We are putting the X in X Mel. | |
| Make sure to watch it and become the cup. | |
| Wait, Andrew, your wife is black? | |
| Oh, your wife is. | |
| I want to know. | |
| The world will never be the same as Andrews. | |
| Andrew's wife is. | |
| She likes you. | |
| I honestly like Andrew. | |
| No, she didn't like the show. | |
| She's my black. | |
| Yeah, period. | |
| Andrew, I know that's right. | |
| He knows. | |
| Members only. | |
| Tell me about it. | |
| Girlman. | |
| Calm down donated $100. | |
| Up Vonley Madison is. | |
| But number four from Wright is low-key hot. | |
| Apollo Shinoda. | |
| Wait, I haven't seen you in a while. | |
| Brandon Mels letter my DMs asking if he could hook if you could hook him up with her. | |
| With who? | |
| With Cowboys. | |
| Cowboys. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| They sent you hot girls. | |
| That's what I showed. | |
| Are you hot? | |
| I'll see what I can do. | |
| Thank you. | |
| No, not that. | |
| No. | |
| The skinny. | |
| No, The guy that just commented. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, that's Jay Eken. | |
| No, that's somebody else. | |
| Wait, then who did you say? | |
| He's a. | |
| Wait, really quick. | |
| Why are you guys being so mean to my black ex-wife? | |
| No, we're not BIS. | |
| No, we was up. | |
| We wanted it. | |
| I said it. | |
| We wanted to be a me. | |
| We were excited. | |
| We were gassing you up. | |
| You guys were excited. | |
| Yeah, I had a black wife. | |
| 78 C752 CCB 1943 C1B donated $25. | |
| The super chat? | |
| Brian and Andrew. | |
| Would you like to be partners in a new Coombod death care startup company? | |
| It will be called Coombe Life. | |
| Where you start go straight into their veins. | |
| Wow. | |
| I'm like, what do y'all think about it? | |
| Wow, wow. | |
| Sign me up. | |
| Sign me up, dude. | |
| Wait, Andrew, you were going to say something. | |
| I forgot what it was. | |
| Yeah, I was just saying, you guys think that that's okay? | |
| That I had a black ex-wife, right? | |
| No, we were just surprised. | |
| But we weren't making fun of you about it. | |
| Why would you be surprised? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You don't look like you had a black wife. | |
| I don't think. | |
| I mean, what does that mean? | |
| What is it? | |
| That sounds like some white racism right now. | |
| No, definitely not. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Don't take it that way. | |
| That's not that. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| It was just surprising, but like we was. | |
| I'll address this really quick. | |
| So, Ben George, basically, I've given a lot of guys chances on the podcast. | |
| I've invited on guys who don't have much of a following. | |
| Maybe you don't view them as average guys, but I've invited a lot of maybe they were above average, whatever. | |
| A lot of the guys on the show. | |
| The reality is, it's already like can be, if Andrew's not on the show, it can already be like an 8v1, 7v1. | |
| So, I at least want a guy who can back me up on things. | |
| And I've had there's been enough men who've come on the show who've sat there and either can't back me up. | |
| Trump Forking donated $25. | |
| What's up with the British folk? | |
| British girl on Sunday thinks it's morally okay to screw dead bodies, then the warhand is cup tonight. | |
| We have had a bad, like, of the British women we've had on the show, I think. | |
| Wes Watson donated $25. | |
| Not so great. | |
| Andrew, I BTU on a legal boxing match. | |
| Even Destiny will smack your ass, but I will literally delete you from the face of the earth. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| Do you dare? | |
| Do you have balls at all? | |
| Send me DM. | |
| David Tozechiak donated $26. | |
| Thank you, David. | |
| Mad. | |
| Try it, flip it, and see if you can catch it. | |
| Do it slow. | |
| Don't turn it. | |
| That's what I do when I play pool. | |
| Respect to the remaining panel. | |
| If hat works, I'll pay for it. | |
| No, I don't want a new hat because this one is finally molded to my hat. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you, 300. | |
| Just a reminder: TTS is 25 and up. | |
| And just to finish off on this, look, I've given a lot of guys chances. | |
| You can go back to some of the older episodes. | |
| Given guys chances, the reality is, like, for me to even consider a guy to come on the show, you need to have some demonstrated. | |
| Teddy compliments donated $25. | |
| No roasting. | |
| Hi, panel. | |
| Brian and Andrew, you are handsome mofos. | |
| Ladies, you are all beautiful in and out. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Latina's top right and left, your dream girls. | |
| Oh, Dream G. What a kind of gross. | |
| What a kind of gross. | |
| Ladies, a little inside info. | |
| Andrew's ex-wife eventually married a president and is commonly known as Big Mike. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, no! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Oh he's talking about Obama. | |
| Oh no, not the show. | |
| No, not the show. | |
| Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. | |
| Trailer Swift then left the show to find a new man to blow. | |
| Now let's leave by saying she also just a lot of paladins donated $25. | |
| I like watching the usual panel of trumpets for entertainment, but I think a full male panel might be a better spot for average men. | |
| I'm open to potentially like down the road, like, and I have a few people on the short list for Stude 456 donated $25. | |
| Wes Watson, how does it feel being the laughing stock of the entire internet for acting like an emotionally fragile beta? | |
| All of the delusions you built up in your head were destroyed with one tantrum. | |
| But I do invite him to debate on the whatever podcast. | |
| Yeah, probably he had donated $25. | |
| To be fair to that British girl, this was Andrew bringing up fucking dead bodies as some sort of a morality thing only he knew about. | |
| Yo, thank you, Yapper. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Good argument. | |
| Last thing on this. | |
| Yeah, so given guys a lot of chances, probably as far as who I would have come on, they have to have some demonstrated like filmed, recorded debate, or like they've been on podcasts before. | |
| Can you read this one, Madison? | |
| Can you read it? | |
| Oh, why is everyone hating on me? | |
| Just because my girlfriend's chapstick tastes like a bag of flavors blank flavor is real. | |
| She is real Trump donated $25. | |
| Thank you, Trump. | |
| To the girl who had enough balls to wear a cowboy's shirt. | |
| Why is that Latina not in a kitchen making it? | |
| Jimmy Charlie Michael. | |
| I'm actually. | |
| I got this shirt from ARD. | |
| I got this shirt from Brandy Melville today because I didn't have a nice shirt that I wanted to wear that was like covered. | |
| Is there like an HBO show? | |
| But Bang Bang Niner Gang. | |
| Bang Bang Niner. | |
| Yeah, Niner Gang. | |
| Is that like a gang thing or something? | |
| San Francisco. | |
| I know the 49ers. | |
| You know the Niners. | |
| Come on. | |
| I watched the Super Bowl and that's the one. | |
| Yeah, that's not gang related. | |
| Yeah, they're all related. | |
| They were in the Super Bowl. | |
| I like football. | |
| Don't get me wrong, but I don't really, I don't watch it. | |
| I watch the highlights sometimes, but I'm a big. | |
| More of a. | |
| I like rugby. | |
| Rugby. | |
| Velpites people watch. | |
| Rugby's an interesting spot. | |
| It is, but it's very aggressive. | |
| It's like a mix of TV. | |
| I think they have to go to the bottom. | |
| Not in the U.S. Wait, like Australia, New Zealand. | |
| Yeah, I used to torrent. | |
| I used to torrent like all the, it was like super rugby, so there's like Australia, New Zealand, South Africa. | |
| Yeah, all those. | |
| Remember when I did the Haka on stream? | |
| Those were the days, boys. | |
| I don't know if any OG. | |
| Were you there? | |
| It didn't really go all out, though. | |
| It was like a, I kind of like 70% Haka. | |
| It's kind of awkward. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Very unexpected. | |
| But Ben George, yeah, just final things here. | |
| Hopefully I don't get too interrupted. | |
| But basically, look, there would need to be some demonstrated speaking experience, either speaking experience on the podcast, and I can assess that you have at least some competency when it comes to speaking. | |
| Debate skills. | |
| Our son. | |
| Demonstrated debate skills. | |
| Block table. | |
| So you are uninvited to the cookout. | |
| Block table. | |
| My new whoz is better than you'll ever be. | |
| Lift up your shirt. | |
| She's only on donated $25. | |
| I was going to ask if she could name any players for the cowboys, but can't really handle another Pink Floyd moment. | |
| Oh, I like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. | |
| I was a cheerleader, so I like cheerleaders for that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Really quick, we won't debate it, but I just, I always like to ask, get an answer from this. | |
| Are you guys familiar with a man versus bear thing? | |
| Man or bear thing? | |
| So you're walking, you're in the woods, you're going to come across, which do you pick? | |
| You either come across a random Apollo Shinoda donated $100. | |
| Madion is always the only nine, and also the rest of the world. | |
| Hey, Apollo walked. | |
| Beautiful and thank you for partying. | |
| Oh, that's nice. | |
| A little nice message after all the roasts. | |
| There you go. | |
| There's an S in my name Shinoda. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Sorry, Maddy. | |
| Mad Yen. | |
| Mad Yen. | |
| Denied by Streamlabs. | |
| You can try a different payment method. | |
| So there's credit card, PayPal, Venmo. | |
| Sometimes if you switch the payment method, it'll allow it to go through. | |
| Really quick, so you can choose. | |
| You're in a forest, you're alone. | |
| Would you rather come across a random man or a random bear? | |
| I feel like I'd like yours. | |
| I know it's like scary for sure, but probably the bear. | |
| The bear? | |
| What about you? | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Wait, wait, let them. | |
| Just let them answer. | |
| Just like a man. | |
| I feel like a bear would kill me right away. | |
| Scoot the mic a little closer. | |
| Yeah, over here? | |
| You can scoot it. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, probably the man just because my roommates had a lot of money. | |
| If a cuck's sleuth chucked wood, how much wood would the cuckslute chuck and for how much? | |
| $5, $15. | |
| How do you sleep knowing another man blasted man paste all over her face? | |
| Keep watching Simp Cuck. | |
| Jesus. | |
| The internet's a funny place. | |
| Hey, gosh. | |
| The internet's a funny place. | |
| Still trying to figure out if Sid was the weakest link or the missing link. | |
| Guy was missing a few branches on his family tree. | |
| Andrew, consider using Crayon's next time to explain things. | |
| Get this menu. | |
| Mr. Bullet donated $25. | |
| I feel like I can back you up pretty well. | |
| Where do I sign up? | |
| No proof of concept, though. | |
| I'll go debate some 304s and record it just so I can send you an audition tape. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Okay, yeah, do it. | |
| Yeah, look, at this point, I'd need proven track record of debate or podcast appearance. | |
| I suppose I would be willing. | |
| Nah, it's just too complicated. | |
| It's too complicated at this point, also. | |
| Of course, Mason. | |
| Mason will be back on, right? | |
| He's awesome. | |
| Well, he's shipping off soon to the military. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So Jake Rattlesnake, he'll be coming back, though. | |
| Well, he's traveling around. | |
| He said he's too, but we do have Rachel Wilson next week. | |
| We have Andrew's wife. | |
| Mari the Lone Wolf donated $25. | |
| Been watching for a while and just want to say you guys are awesome. | |
| Thank you, Brian, Madison, and Andrew. | |
| You're doing society a big favor, and I'm here hoping that men and women will come together. | |
| Yo, Larry, appreciate it, man. | |
| Thank you for the very nice message. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate your message. | |
| See, I'm selfish, though. | |
| I'd like watching the Jake Rattlesnake episodes. | |
| Like, I just enjoy watching them. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Just me. | |
| Yeah, no, Jake. | |
| Jake's great. | |
| Just, I know he's like, he's. | |
| He's always traveling. | |
| Yeah, he told me he couldn't moderate a debate. | |
| I asked him if he'd moderate one for me, and he said, man, I'd do it anytime, but I can't right now because I'm traveling. | |
| But I can't wait to see him back on. | |
| He's good. | |
| And then after Rachel. | |
| Bear underscore and underscore the underscore woods donated $25. | |
| Man or woman in the woods. | |
| Sloth. | |
| What? | |
| F that. | |
| I am out. | |
| Gonna go find Sid the Sloth and his Baptist Catholic wife for a good time. | |
| St. Baptist. | |
| Intel Wilde donated $25. | |
| Brian, lift up your shirt and shave your arms. | |
| You have hairy arms or what? | |
| Not really. | |
| I mean, fine. | |
| Oh, yeah, that's sparse. | |
| Sparse hair. | |
| Apollo Shinoda donated 100. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Damn it. | |
| Madison at least deserves my typo correcto. | |
| Damn, I haven't seen you messaged earlier, but good to see you back in the chat, man. | |
| It's been a minute. | |
| I recognize your name. | |
| Shinoda, thank you, brother. | |
| You're freaking legend. | |
| Wait, man or bear, did you answer? | |
| Yeah, I said man. | |
| Man, what about you? | |
| Both are very scary, but probably man. | |
| Okay. | |
| I would go with bear. | |
| Damn, okay, should go with bear. | |
| What about you? | |
| Man. | |
| All right, we've got a mixed panel here. | |
| We're not going to debate it, but those are the answers. | |
| Seems pretty mixed there on the bear thing. | |
| Stream Laby has donated $25. | |
| Brian transforming from man into the bear in real life. | |
| Damn, bro, roasted. | |
| Stream labias. | |
| It's like a play on words. | |
| Stream lab, stream labias. | |
| I only date women with large labia, by the way. | |
| Real Trump donated $25. | |
| Of course, Wakanda Forever would choose the bear Andrew. | |
| She literally fought Ravensalian monsters with nothing more than a spear. | |
| Come on, can you say it once for me? | |
| Wakanda Forever. | |
| Wakanda Forever, y'all. | |
| Girl, don't say that. | |
| Wakanda Forever. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yeah, y'all are tripping. | |
| Trump, bro. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| It's getting old. | |
| It's not really funny. | |
| Who started with it? | |
| He said Wakanda Forever. | |
| I couldn't help it. | |
| I don't even remember what she said. | |
| I don't remember. | |
| Yeah, I don't know what he said. | |
| I said Wakanda Forever. | |
| I don't think she did. | |
| I'm like, what? | |
| I just did it right now. | |
| We're going to do the Bumble segment, and then we're going to... | |
| Kneko04 donated $25. | |
| Brian, do the all-male panel with some of us average Joe's bro. | |
| Andrew, debate Jordan Peterson on the topic of therapy. | |
| Yeah, we might have something like that coming up. | |
| Tribe Catholics but donated $25. | |
| I love Brian. | |
| I'm not seeing Andrew into people's entire existence. | |
| Tradition is needed. | |
| Being nice is not a Christian virtue. | |
| Have Christus Rex. | |
| Aave Christmas. | |
| Wow, wow, donated $25. | |
| Cowboy is a cutie. | |
| Ladies in red, keeping it classy. | |
| Leather jacket, sweetie. | |
| Black-haired, spicy, mommy, and bulksome blonde. | |
| Based, Maddie. | |
| MVP, Nick. | |
| Solid Brian. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Maddy equals Baddy 7. | |
| Hashtag 2Woof equals 2. | |
| Number 3, Baddy equals 6.5. | |
| Number 4, Baddy equals 7. | |
| Number 5, Ebony Baddy equals 6.8. | |
| Number 6 equals May 5. | |
| Number 6 equals also May 4. | |
| This is a safe space now, Brian. | |
| You're giving out hunts and blankets to JK Lulu I'm so easy. | |
| Yo, thank you, man. | |
| I think, who is that? | |
| 69, 69, 69, blah, blah, blah. | |
| That guy? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, so Andrew, really quick, the thing I was going to say about the religious thing, I kept, I mean, it's no surprise I was getting interrupted, but like, so having had you on the show, and I've been like watching a bunch of these kind of like videos on YouTube that keep popping up about Christianity and like the history of it and stuff and like the different denominations and here are the different heresies. | |
| There's all these videos that are like millions of views and it's really actually like the lore, the Christian lore, it's insane, isn't it? | |
| It's really interesting. | |
| Like I didn't know that there was so much lore like until you start like digging and like I mean shit it's been around for 2,000 years. | |
| Are we getting you bro? | |
| No, what I was gonna say is if I ever like like, if I ever become religious, I think I would become orthodox, like I'm not gonna. | |
| Yeah baby, we got you, got you. | |
| That was the intention the entire time Brian, I am in infiltration. | |
| My entire design here is to make sure I bring you over to the dark side. | |
| Yeah no, it's like because you you're talking, you like pointed out how, because I didn't even know really much about different denominations, I just thought silver flash 22, first tip Brian, agnostic for a long time myself. | |
| Finding him now has changed everything for me, 30 days sober from alcohol, no longer suicidal and starting to be productive. | |
| Read Book Of John, like one of we. | |
| One of the most powerful interactions that I think Andrew's had on the show was with that. | |
| It was the pro. | |
| I don't even know if she was Protestant, non-denominational. | |
| I don't know if you recall Andrew the, it was the. | |
| It's bad to it was the Asian woman. | |
| Intel Wilde donated $25. | |
| Brian, turn it around and ask men, women or the bear. | |
| Okay good, good idea. | |
| Thank you, Intel WILD. | |
| Turn around, ask men, women. | |
| That's a good one, I guess. | |
| But you were having a back and forth with her, and then, like, I don't know, she was accusing you of not being like, I don't know the exact word, not being like a true or not being Christian-ly or not being Christian-like, or something. | |
| And then you kind of dug back and you're like, Well, what I believe in is actually powerful. | |
| And you said it with such conviction. | |
| And I was like, It actually is the way Andrew is powerful. | |
| And that was like a really like, whoa, like a bomb drop moment. | |
| And it just occurred to me. | |
| I was like, Brian, we need you. | |
| We need you here. | |
| In fact, I will intercede with the Orthodox clergy in your area to make sure that you can go to a divine liturgy. | |
| The Crucible can't wait to see it. | |
| And here's all I ask: just go once. | |
| If you hate it, never do that. | |
| Can you do that? | |
| Like, just to go, just go check it out. | |
| Just go once. | |
| Yeah, just go once and check it out. | |
| There's like a really, I think there's like a really nice Greek Orthodox church. | |
| Very prominent Greek Orthodox church in your area. | |
| Have you been to it? | |
| I know the clergy over there. | |
| Yes. | |
| Have you been to when I go down to whatever? | |
| When you visit what I do. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, but yeah, no, that's all I ask. | |
| In fact, Rachel will take you over there. | |
| When Rachel's down there, she'll take you over there, Brian. | |
| Time permitting. | |
| Time permitting, of course. | |
| Yeah, time permitting, of course, of course. | |
| But just all I ask is once, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm very proud of you. | |
| Yeah, a little bit of a child. | |
| I'm proud of him too. | |
| Well, no, because it's like, I mean, like, watching all these videos, learning about Christianity, it's like, if you're going to be a Christian, you might as well be like the most, the dopest version of Christian, right? | |
| Like, like, you're going to be like only one of the dopest version of Christianity, right? | |
| I agree. | |
| I agree. | |
| You got to come to it logically first. | |
| Brian, many have. | |
| The faith will follow. | |
| I promise. | |
| The faith will follow. | |
| Logic first. | |
| The faith will follow. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I don't know. | |
| Just been learning more about it. | |
| And it's definitely what you go to. | |
| I saw your story. | |
| Is that like Protestant? | |
| What is that? | |
| It's a Christian church. | |
| I don't know if they have like a specific denomination. | |
| Non-denominational. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, I'm not going to go to like one of those like heresy churches like Andrew talks about. | |
| I'm not going to go to a heresy. | |
| Like if I were to like wait become properly religious, I wouldn't go to like one of the heresy churches. | |
| Like I'm going to like the fucking like this is like the faith type shit. | |
| Yeah, no, you know, yeah. | |
| I don't like $25. | |
| Jordan Peterson has a very long playlist on YouTube called The Psychological Significance of the Biblical Stories. | |
| A very long but great watch. | |
| Check it out, Brian. | |
| Like you can't. | |
| By your looks, you are innate. | |
| The fact that you're saving yourself makes you a terrible. | |
| Oh, you're a ten. | |
| Unfortunately, the Big Bang Niner Gang thing makes you a two. | |
| Sorry, baby. | |
| I won't apologize for loving the Bay Area. | |
| Shit. | |
| Wait, I thought it was the Niners thing. | |
| Brad Catholic Spot donated $25. | |
| Brian, the traditional liturgies are the most beautiful. | |
| I go to the traditional Latin Mass, bringing Catholic Orthodoxy back. | |
| God bless all of you. | |
| Andrew always base, even if we disagree a little. | |
| Like, my view is, you can't be half a gangster. | |
| You either got to go all in, all for it. | |
| You can't do like this half-ass shit. | |
| So if you're going to do something, so like I agree with you. | |
| My chat is teary-eyed, Brian. | |
| Oh, shit, really. | |
| They are literally in tears. | |
| Oh, damn. | |
| They never thought they donated $25. | |
| Brian and Andrew look like before and after that. | |
| Love the content and keep strong with the entitled. | |
| Yeah, you're right, though, right? | |
| If you're gonna go, if you're gonna do it, you have to just you have to do it, right? | |
| You have to go all in. | |
| Well, yeah, because I mean, like, all these because I mean, even from a secular perspective, like if I'm against all the like the feminism and all that stuff, like that shit's invaded, like, the main church donated $25. | |
| We welcome you to our church. | |
| Atlantovich? | |
| Wait, Atlanovich? | |
| Is this the church? | |
| And we do. | |
| We do welcome you to our church, brother. | |
| We can't wait to see you there. | |
| And we can't wait to introduce you to the church. | |
| Maddie is my bucket. | |
| Andrew, I'm a passport bro. | |
| My wife is Russianly Orthodox. | |
| We have two daughters. | |
| I am agnostic, but you got me thinking. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All remaining guests are beauties. | |
| Madison needs French-made outfit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Well, it's like Pokemon. | |
| We got to get you all. | |
| We have to get all of you, right? | |
| Every one of you must come eventually. | |
| All kneel. | |
| I'm sorry, all knees shall bow. | |
| I can't wait to see Brian. | |
| I hope when Rachel comes out, she takes you over. | |
| Just like the, like you said, time permitting. | |
| One liturgy, that's all I ask. | |
| Just one. | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you like attended church in the past? | |
| Not really. | |
| No. | |
| Gayman 973 donated $25. | |
| Haven't donated since episode 85. | |
| Great to see all is well. | |
| Love the new additions to the soundboard. | |
| Keep it up and glad Andrew is a recurring guest. | |
| Also, Yellow Top has a great smile. | |
| Hey, there you go. | |
| There's a compliment of the bust out of it. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I mean, like, it occurs to me that, like, so there's a lot of, like, bad stuff going on. | |
| We're going to wrap soon. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| We'll wrap soon. | |
| There's a lot of bad stuff going on. | |
| And, like, I don't think some of the, like, the, what's going on with the mainstream church is ever going to be an antidote to the bad things that are going on. | |
| You need an actual powerful movement. | |
| And, like, these churches that just, like, everything goes. | |
| There's actually, I guess, like, is it, it's a heresy where it's like people are. | |
| What's the. | |
| I watched a video on the heresy stuff recently. | |
| So, like, what, what is a, that's different from blasphemy, right? | |
| Yeah, that's correct. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So heresy is spreading the wrong interpretation of the Bible to other people, knowing that you've been corrected and you still do it anyway. | |
| That's heresy. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anyways, I don't want, I feel like I've taken the panel's getting. | |
| Yeah, no, no, no, no. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| We can talk more. | |
| We'll talk more. | |
| I'm fucking happy, Brian. | |
| I can't even see straight. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Never been happier in my entire existence, probably, than the fact that I think Rachel Wilson's going to take you to your first liturgy. | |
| Will you take some, will you, will you promise me you'll take some pictures at the like of the yeah, just a Sunday service. | |
| You would consider it a Sunday service. | |
| You promise you'll take some pictures for me? | |
| Of the church? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we can talk more after the show privately. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| The panel's getting tired. | |
| But really quick, let's do the bumble segment, just a light-hearted piece. | |
| Yeah, this is just like a light-hearted dating-related thing to kind of end the show on. | |
| So we'll do the bumble segment. | |
| We'll wrap up the show. | |
| We'll do a raid to Andrew and then. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Are we reading Andrew? | |
| Raid, Andrew? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It's like a YouTube raid, so we'll send the viewers over to Andrew's. | |
| Yeah, he's just saying he'll send the live chat over. | |
| Yeah, it's not like a real Viking raid. | |
| They're not going to come like my village or anything, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So not Madison. | |
| We won't do Madison. | |
| But basically, yeah. | |
| What's the age range of guys you would date? | |
| Okay, so I'm 19, so I would date someone like maybe like two years older than me, but that's about it. | |
| So I guess 19 to 21, yeah. | |
| 19 to 21? | |
| Okay. | |
| Everyone gets 20 swipes each. | |
| Minnesoto underscore wise man49 donated $25. | |
| What's the huge problem with believing in God nowadays? | |
| It's as if PPR refused to believe just for the sake of not giving in. | |
| When science meets supernatural in this day and age, we all need to get better. | |
| Word? | |
| Wait, word? | |
| You ready, Nick? | |
| All right, we're doing a bumble segment. | |
| Is that yes or no? | |
| Is that his kid? | |
| 21? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so yeah, just oh, wait, Nick, just remember moving the mouse. | |
| You can just use the arrows? | |
| Maybe not. | |
| Yeah, maybe not. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| I can't even really see him, but probably not. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, he's he looks nice. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| So, yes, but no. | |
| Mr. Beautright donated $50. | |
| Thank you, Botright. | |
| Andrew, thanks to you. | |
| My dad and I have been going to the American Orthodox Church in our area. | |
| The last two Sundays, I'm thinking about converting. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| There you go. | |
| I feel like people are going to be. | |
| You'll get it, son. | |
| You'll get it, I promise. | |
| And you're an old man, he ain't going to lead you astray. | |
| So coming back to her bumble review, and then. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, people are definitely going to be mad at me. | |
| It's just definitely. | |
| I think you should take that now. | |
| Low-key, I like somebody that prayed a little itcher. | |
| You know, he could probably teach me a little something. | |
| I'll give him a yes. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Just so he could teach me a little something. | |
| First white boy. | |
| First white boy. | |
| No. | |
| I don't know which one, so I don't really. | |
| There's like three people. | |
| No, it's all three. | |
| Which one's I can't really see him, but no. | |
| Probably. | |
| I want to learn how to serve. | |
| So I'll talk to you guys for that. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Wait, shut up, Mark. | |
| No. | |
| Sorry, Cole. | |
| No. | |
| Josh donated $25. | |
| Was that $20? | |
| We'll talk tonight. | |
| It's easy to avoid the topic in this crazy world, but when you understand that Jesus is who he said he was, and he is still alive today, everything changes. | |
| God bless Brian. | |
| Thank you, Josh. | |
| Let him come to it. | |
| Let him come to it logically first. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Many come to it logically, and then they get their faith afterwards. | |
| Just let them go to a single liturgy. | |
| And boys, we've got him. | |
| We've got him, I'm telling you. | |
| Let him go once. | |
| Let him go once. | |
| Was that 20, Nick? | |
| Yes, that was. | |
| Okay, we'll go to you. | |
| Yeah, no to him. | |
| 18 to 20. | |
| Brian Atlanovich donated $25. | |
| I assigned your new official Slavic last name earlier. | |
| We welcome all dad bots/slash father figures. | |
| All right, thank you. | |
| He changed my name for me. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| What is 18 to 20? | |
| 18, 20. | |
| Oh, 19. | |
| Yeah, 19. | |
| Okay. | |
| Um, no, sorry. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Oh, gosh, no. | |
| Dandelion boy donated $25. | |
| Every time Sidna sloth leaned into the mic, I thought he was gonna say the last dandelion and take a bite. | |
| I YKYK W Nick and take a bite, if you know. | |
| You know no, I can't really see him. | |
| No, body's teeth. | |
| don't want it okay what the freak Who are these men? | |
| No, clean up the room. | |
| No no, like when I get my picture so far away yeah like, what? | |
| Like he's showing that he don't got armpit hair. | |
| Honestly, I'd say yeah, I'd say yeah no no no no, oh well, I can't really see Jack, but no um, I don't know which one's. | |
| Ryan, so no uh Jack no, I don't know which one. | |
| Um, he's cute. | |
| Yeah yeah, I can't see you. | |
| Far away pictures, what? | |
| Yeah um, so I just turned 19 in February, so 18 to 20 would be my preference. | |
| 1920 yeah, these I think I want to do 19, 19 to 20. | |
| You ready? | |
| Pass this one um pass um, he's got a cute smile. | |
| He's a cutie, he's cute. | |
| Well, this guy's like a yes or no. | |
| Yes no no no, because I don't know which one. | |
| Yes um, I see potential. | |
| So yes no, yeah. | |
| Selfie no oh, okay. | |
| Girl whoa could be sister oh, could be sister. | |
| I like the Dodgers. | |
| So yes yeah, I feel like that's the Dodgers. | |
| Oh no, oh no oh, he go to UCSV. | |
| One no no Cindy, Jen and Rodent donated $25. | |
| Look at you Brixon, that's a bag of trash. | |
| At least I am capable of leaving my chair. | |
| Men don't have tits. | |
| Men have only one shin. | |
| We can agree on that too. | |
| Physically, PS Andrew Y is JBP in urban Intel WILD donated $25. | |
| Wes definitely takes it up the butt self-admitted. | |
| Okay word Whose nickname is that? | |
| Um no, skip him. | |
| No um, I don't know which one. | |
| So now that's Bobby. | |
| No, thank you, that's Bobby. | |
| I went to school with him. | |
| Um, for me, I think my age range would be 1922. | |
| Apollo Shinoda donated $200 love. | |
| All are forgiven. | |
| Love you all. | |
| Thanks Apollo Shinoda. | |
| Brian says thank you. | |
| Alright. | |
| Good. | |
| Oh, me? | |
| No. | |
| Can't see his face. | |
| No. | |
| He looks like he yikes his crap. | |
| Definitely not. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No. | |
| Wait, yeah. | |
| Benissotu underscore wise underscore woman 47 donated $25. | |
| Cuck Christ, not a kanker, a.k.a. two feet lower than a see you next tuse, boys. | |
| Love you, Brian, Andrew, Maddie. | |
| Give Gustavo my best. | |
| Grandpa's calling. | |
| Granny's got to go get the rocks off now. | |
| He's my cucker. | |
| Thanks. | |
| He's actually kind of cute, so I'm going to say yes. | |
| Wait, I know that guy crossed with him. | |
| No. | |
| You probably knew that. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Whoever that is. | |
| No. | |
| Honestly? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, just me in the loop. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| No. | |
| Campus donated $25. | |
| Brian, why don't you ever use rating argument of external recognition to form a person's internal opinion of themselves? | |
| Egg. | |
| I'm good at jujitsu, but my community/slash dojo recognizes me with belt. | |
| That's a good plate. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Maddie, you can say it was good. | |
| I'll look into it. | |
| Brian said it was good. | |
| He'll look into it. | |
| Alright, let's get back to it. | |
| Yep, so we didn't do this one yet. | |
| I would get my foot. | |
| No? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Not my type. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I think it's just what he got on. | |
| No. | |
| Oh. | |
| Mm-mm. | |
| Both of them, no. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| That's funny. | |
| Did you do any yeses? | |
| I think I said yes to one guy. | |
| In the beginning. | |
| Alright, next. | |
| Adrian? | |
| I like them a little bit older, so like 25, 30. | |
| Okay, let's see what they do. | |
| They might be cuter than a young one. | |
| Literally. | |
| I'll be saying yes with you. | |
| Yeah, well, my ex-boyfriend was like 29, so. | |
| Oh, dang. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| Okay, guys. | |
| Polite. | |
| Sure. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| I don't find that a trendy. | |
| no no yeah she looked I'm okay. | |
| I said no. | |
| Wait, he's not a kid. | |
| Yes to Austin. | |
| Yeah, Austin's a kidie. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| He's a young. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| No, thanks. | |
| Okay, okay, Rona. | |
| Okay, no, thank you. | |
| No. No. No. | |
| Sure. | |
| Handshake. | |
| No. | |
| Yo, you're picky as fuck, dude. | |
| Me? | |
| Yeah, bruv. | |
| Bruv. | |
| Was that one yes? | |
| No, I think I got like two. | |
| She had a few yeses. | |
| I think she had one yes. | |
| She had a lot of yeses. | |
| She did two. | |
| She had, I think it was one or two yeses. | |
| She got the hottest guys, though. | |
| True. | |
| That's what I'm saying, though. | |
| Like, some of those dudes were fucking chads. | |
| Chads say anything. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| God damn, you're picky as fuck. | |
| No offense. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| It's true, though. | |
| Holy fuck, bro. | |
| This is fucking a couple male models in that fucking lineup. | |
| No. | |
| Shit. | |
| Who's that one guy? | |
| Sign me up. | |
| Stop doing you. | |
| Huh? | |
| Why did we stop doing yours? | |
| I mean, it's because we only did it once, I think. | |
| Oh, shit, we gotta wrap up. | |
| Okay, hold on, guys. | |
| A couple of no, okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, what was the thing that somebody pointed out about the argument or whatever? | |
| It was external recognition to form persons. | |
| Is this about the rating thing? | |
| Internal opinion of themselves. | |
| I'm good at jiu-jitsu, but my community dojo recognizes me with belt. | |
| I'd like that to be expanded on, but we have Ben George here. | |
| Oh, can you pull that up, Nick? | |
| I don't have it on my end. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Do the same test using their images with the 5-5-Woman Man panel. | |
| Hmm? | |
| I don't really get it. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| I'll look into it. | |
| Ben George, thank you for the super chat, man. | |
| Appreciate all your patronage. | |
| You're a legend, sir. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| We're going to wrap up the show if you want. | |
| Get your last-minute TTS's in. | |
| Long show tonight, guys. | |
| So we're going to do a raid about 10 o'clock tomorrow. | |
| Email her this morning. | |
| In the morning, we're going to do a raid here. | |
| Nick, I'm going to get you pulled up. | |
| Get this pulled up real quick. | |
| We'll do a raid on Twitch. | |
| Then we're going to do a raid for Andrew. | |
| Let me just double-check. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Before that, thanks to all of you who joined out the panel this evening. | |
| It was a ton of fun. | |
| You guys were really good sports. | |
| We really appreciate it. | |
| Honestly, it was a roller coaster. | |
| It was a roller coaster. | |
| It was wild. | |
| It was a wild show. | |
| It was not what I was doing. | |
| Every episode, yeah. | |
| I'm like, is this like this all the time? | |
| All right. | |
| I mean, if it was, you would be having even more fun, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's usually not this hectic. | |
| Usually not this hectic. | |
| Donated meow. | |
| Donated meow. | |
| Donated 25. | |
| I'm going to raid Aladar if you can do it. | |
| Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? | |
| Meow. | |
| Meow. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Do we raid Asmin? | |
| Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. | |
| I don't think he has... | |
| meow meow meow meow meow meow do you have Aladar Meow. | |
| Meow. | |
| I'll do my own intro. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| We're going to do a Twitch raid for those of you who are watching on Twitch. | |
| We are raiding Aladar. | |
| He's playing World of Warcraft, I believe, Classic. | |
| So nice guy. | |
| He's got, I don't know, a couple, like 100 viewers or something right now. | |
| So I always like to raid smaller people, just help them out a little bit. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, I think I never turned. | |
| Oh, I never turned those. | |
| I wonder if there's. | |
| Has there been any reports of lag? | |
| Have you been looking at the chat, Nick? | |
| I think it's good then. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, guys, GG, well played. | |
| GG. | |
| GG, well played to the panel. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| GG, good game. | |
| Oh, you know about that? | |
| Are you a gamer? | |
| No, my little brother is though. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| So, GG, well played. | |
| Last call. | |
| Hit the like button, please, on your way out, guys, if you're watching on YouTube. | |
| Thank you to the wonderful panel tonight. | |
| Appreciate you guys. | |
| Thank you to the viewers for tuning in tonight. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you were here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, supports the show. | |
| Your patronage is very much appreciated, guys. | |
| People are trying to cancel us. | |
| We got haters, hit pieces, all that. | |
| You know, some demonetization on the YouTube side. | |
| So really appreciate your patronage because this show is viewer supported. | |
| We will be live again Sunday at 5 p.m. Pacific with. | |
| He stopped his. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was about to raid him. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, okay, never mind. | |
| Let's see. | |
| So we will be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific. | |
| We have Rachel Wilson, Andrew Wilson's wife, joining us. | |
| She'll be here on the Sunday and Tuesday show. | |
| Be sure to tune into that. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram. | |
| If you can make it to Santa Barbara, give me just a moment while I get our Twitch raid going here. | |
| Sorry, guys. | |
| We were going to raid Aladar, but he went offline. | |
| So we could do Bobka. | |
| I don't know if I could raid Asmund Gold, but he's got 14K. | |
| I don't think he notices Raiders. | |
| So it's kind of like you want to at least raid somebody who has that enabled where they can get notified that they're being raided. | |
| I don't know if he. | |
| I'm going to raid Bobka. | |
| He's, where is he? | |
| He's playing World of Warcraft Classic Cataclysm. | |
| He's got 200 viewers right now. | |
| Oh, but he's been streaming already for 12 hours. | |
| Damn. | |
| Here, actually, wait. | |
| I'm like, this was long. | |
| 12 hours? | |
| Kidding. | |
| People do 24. | |
| 24. | |
| Yeah, I've seen a little bit of a card. | |
| Yeah, he's actually probably. | |
| Yeah, it's actually crazy, though, the people that will come on the show and be like, look, I get it. | |
| You know, it does, the show does go long, but these Twitch streamers, bro, these guys will stream every day. | |
| They'll stream for 8, 9, 10, 12 hours, like every single day. | |
| And they're solo. | |
| They're doing a solo show. | |
| So they're just talking. | |
| Solo for like 12 hours playing video games. | |
| This is at least what we do is it's a little different, but it's. | |
| We interact. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| I like that. | |
| Nick, it's B-O-B-K-A on Twitch. | |
| All right, those of you on Twitch, I'm going to do a raid over there. | |
| Wait, he just went offline. | |
| This fucking. | |
| Oh my god, Bob. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Give me one sec. | |
| I don't know about any of this except Roblox. | |
| I wonder what that is. | |
| One sec, guys. | |
| He went offline. | |
| Roblox? | |
| I do that remember. | |
| I like Roblox. | |
| You like Roblox? | |
| My mouth is better. | |
| Is it too like too much? | |
| Do we do Woe Grandma? | |
| I want to try to raid Zach. | |
| I'm curious what happens. | |
| Nick, it's Z-A-C-K-R-A. | |
| I'll put it in the private chat. | |
| Who's your favorite character? | |
| Sorry, guys, one sec while we're getting this sorted. | |
| Frick. | |
| You got it? | |
| He's flying right now. | |
| Okay, we're going to raid Asmund Gold. | |
| He's playing World of Warcraft catalog because he's like, he looks like he lost the weight. | |
| All right. | |
| You shouldn't have to watch a YouTube video, figure out your rotation. | |
| All right, we're going to raid him. | |
| Thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| Drop us a follow before we do the raid. | |
| Drop us a follow before. | |
| Like, I think the problem is that, like, wow, it's been a long time trying to get away. | |
| All right, guys, thank you for watching on Twitch. | |
| I'm going to send you over to him. | |
| He's playing Cataclysm. | |
| Just dropped today World of Warcraft classic players. | |
| So we're going to drop him a raid. | |
| All right, thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| Thank you, guys. | |
| I do. | |
| I feel like I'll wait until this comes through. | |
| The entire reason I even ever found this podcast is because of Nala talking about Asmund Gold. | |
| Get him out of these Austin Tech Packers if you can. | |
| We're working on it. | |
| I'd love to have him on. | |
| Anyways, come back up. | |
| All right, we're going to raid Asmund Gold here really quick. | |
| All right, thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| I'm going to send you guys over right now. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Good night. | |
| All right. | |
| We'll watch for 30 seconds. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Sometimes I just think about quitting this podcast and just playing World of Warcraft. | |
| Far less. | |
| I love this vision. | |
| It looks so fun. | |
| Low-key, like, if I knew how to play these games, I would. | |
| What game is this? | |
| World of Warcraft. | |
| It's Classic Cataclysm. | |
| Just came out today. | |
| He's under. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| He's doing a quest or something. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Let me see. | |
| I'm like, let me react to this real quickly. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Did it go through? | |
| Did the raid go through? | |
| I'm just checking here. | |
| Did it go through? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You got raid about toss the podcast? | |
| Which one? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I didn't see what's going on. | |
| Wait, did it go through? | |
| Somebody raid me? | |
| Whatever podcast? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Thanks, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Thanks a lot. | |
| He's a really big streamer. | |
| Thanks, man. | |
| He's got good streams. | |
| I see the YouTube charts pretty regularly. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| What's up? | |
| Hey, tell him, guys. | |
| Tell him to be on the show. | |
| I should have told him. | |
| We got to get him on the show. | |
| We got to get him on the show. | |
| We'll get him on the show. | |
| He's reacted to a couple of our videos, so it's a work in progress. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| If I really go on a podcast like that or not. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| What? | |
| Generally, the reason why I don't do that stuff isn't actually like the only reason is because I'm very busy and I have other things that I'm doing. | |
| Oh, Rip. | |
| If I could just go into like a hyperbolic time chamber and just do everything I wanted to do, then I would actually do a problem. | |
| The only reason I don't do it is because I just don't have a lot of time. | |
| He's busy. | |
| He's busy. | |
| Yo, tell him we'll come to Texas. | |
| We'll come to Texas. | |
| Set it up just for Asmen. | |
| Just for Asmund Gold. | |
| All right, cool, cool. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| Is there anything else? | |
| All right, he's killing fucking... | |
| What are those things called? | |
| The... | |
| Nagas. | |
| Okay, he's killing... | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Can't say that on Twitter. | |
| You can't say that on Twitch. | |
| They're called Nagas. | |
| Okay, anyways. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, you can get out of it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, guys. | |
| Long show. | |
| Gambit donated $25. | |
| My master externalizes my ability by recognizing me with higher belts. | |
| Same for women's rating themselves as tense with model contracts slash getting DMs to claim 10 tenths looks. | |
| External validation. | |
| Word. | |
| Okay. | |
| Word. | |
| Word. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're going to raid Andrew on YouTube. | |
| Oh, wait, hold on. | |
| Let me get that shit. | |
| Let me get that set really quick. | |
| Maddie, quick, ask a question. | |
| Go. | |
| Quick. | |
| You got this, man. | |
| We didn't even finish going around the table on like racial preference. | |
| Oh, well, good job, man. | |
| Yeah, I mean, but we don't have time for that now. | |
| Come on, Maddie. | |
| We only have like one person left. | |
| Why don't you tell us your racist? | |
| I like. | |
| Racistness. | |
| Caucasian. | |
| You're like white guys, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Come on. | |
| Don't lie. | |
| Well, I've been pretty. | |
| I can't throw you open about when I'm here. | |
| All right, boys. | |
| I'm going into the ice pack business. | |
| Guys, thank you for tuning in. | |
| We are going to do a raid over there to Andrew. | |
| I'm going into, but I appreciate the panel. | |
| You guys were wonderful. | |
| Okay, 07's in the chat. | |
| Remember, Sunday, Tuesday, Rachel Wilson on the whatever podcast. | |
| Tune in. | |
| Go drop Andrew a subscribe when we send you over. | |
| Check out this channel, The Crucible, on YouTube. | |
| Great channel. | |
| He's got some great debates on there. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| Good night, Andrew. | |
| Good night, panel. | |
| Good night, viewers. |